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i always wrote this series off as being a complete stink fest because jim belushi was involved in it and heavily but then one day a tragic happenstance occurred after a white sox game ended i realized that the remote was all the way on the other side of the room somehow now i could have just gotten up and walked across the room to get the remote or even to the tv to turn the channel but then why not just get up and walk across the country to watch tv in another state nuts to that i said so i decided to just hang tight on the couch and take whatever fate had in store for me what fate had in store was an episode of this show an episode about which i remember very little except that i had once again made a very broad general sweeping blanket judgment based on zero objective or experiential evidence with nothing whatsoever to back my opinions up with and once again i was completely right this show is a total crud pie belushi has all the comedic delivery of a hairy lighthouse foghorn the women are physically attractive but too stepford is to elicit any real feeling from the viewer there is absolutely no reason to stop yourself from running down to the local tv station with a can of gasoline and a flamethrower and sending every copy of this mutt howling back to hell br br except br br except for the wonderful comic sty lings of larry joe campbell america s greatest comic character actor this guy plays belushi s brother in law andy and he is gold how good is he really well aside from being funny his job is to make belushi look good that s like trying to make butt warts look good but campbell pulls it off with style someone should invent a nobel prize in comic buffoonery so he can win it every year without larry joe this show would consist of a slightly vacant looking courtney thorne smith smacking belushi over the head with a frying pan while he alternately beats his chest and plays with the straw on the floor of his cage stars for larry joe campbell designated comedic bacon because he improves the flavor of everything he s in ,0
st watched out of dir steve purcell typical mary kate ashley fare with a few more kisses it looks to me like the girls are getting pretty tired of this stuff and it will be interesting what happens to them if they ever decide to split up and go there own ways in this episode of their adventures they are interns in rome for a fashion designer who puts them right into the mailroom to learn what working hard is all about i guess besides the typical flirtations with boys there is nothing much else except the rome scenario until about ¾ way into the movie when it s finally revealed why they are getting fired then re hired then fired again then re hired again this is definetly made by people who don t understand the corporate world and it shows in their interpretation of it maybe the real world will be their next adventure if there is one even my kids didn t seem to care for this boring adventure in the make believe let s see they probably only have a couple of years till their legal adults we ll see what happens then ,0
this movie was so poorly written and directed i fell asleep minutes through the movie the jokes in the movie are corny and even though the plot is interesting at some angles it is too far fetched and at some points ridiculous if you are or older you will overlook the writing in the movie and be disappointed but if you are or younger this is a film that will capture your attention and be amazed with all the stunts which i might add are poorly done and wish you were some warrior to the casting in this movie wasn t very good and the music was very disappointing because it was like they were trying to build up the tension but it didn t fit at all on a scale of being excellent being horrible the acting in this movie is a brenda song is talented in comedy but with this kind of movie in some of the more serious scenes her acting was laughable when she made some of her fighting poses i started laughing out loud i think the worst thing about this movie is definitely the directing for example the part where her enemy turns out to be the person the evil villain is possesing how her voice turns dark and evil i think that was incredibly stupid and how wendy s brenda song teachers were all her teachers at school being possessed by monks that was pretty ridiculous to so to sumamrize it all a disappointing movie but okay if you re or under ,0
the most interesting thing about miryang secret sunshine is the actors jeon do yeon as lee shin ae the main character is a woman with a young son whose husband has died in a tragic accident and who leaves seoul to live in miryang which was his home town with her young son jeon s face is very changeable she is girlish flirtatious elegant aged and sad desperate and joyous with it and terribly isolated by turns and it s all in her face the film also stars song kang ho as kim a man who meets her when her car breaks down coming into miryang who happens to run a garage in town and who follows her around all the time thereafter despite her apparent lack of interest in his attentions song is the biggest star in korea right now renowned for his work with park chan wook and bong joon ho sympathy for mr vengeance memories of murder and the host and yet here he plays a throwaway character almost a forgotten man but of course he makes him interesting and curiously appealing he is the essential ballast to keep jeon s character from floating away br br lee shin ae is a piano teacher she comes to the new town which is a neutral place a kind of poor man s seoul a town just like anywhere else as kim says just as he is in a way just like anyone else her little boy is sprightly as little boys are but plainly damaged and withdrawn at times too his father used to snore and when he misses him he lies awake pretending to snore he goes to school and shin ae meets parents and students and shopkeepers there is a sense of place in the film even though the place is in a sense anywhere people speak in the local dialect and everyone knows everything and shin ae s seoul origin is immediately noticed is life really harsher here away from the big city and its sophistication shin ae seems not to realize the danger she is in br br something terrible happens and shin ae doesn t necessarily deal with it in the best possible way but it happens and she must face the consequences but she can t she goes to pieces a perpetrator is caught but that s no consolation eventually she becomes so despairing she relents and goes to a born again christian meeting an acquaintance has been pressing her to attend she finds peace and release with this but when she decides not only to forgive the perpetrator but to go to the prison to tell him so that experience is full of ironies and it destroys her all over again she becomes embittered and desperate and she no longer finds solace in religion and it gets worse than that br br jeon do yeon gives her all in this extremely demanding and protean role lee chang dong may be a very good director if an actor of the stature of song kang ho expresses enormous admiration for him that is convincing according to scott foundas of la weekly lee s first three films green fish peppermint candy and oasis have marked him out as one of the leading figures of his country s recent cinematic renaissance but this is not as successful a film as those of other korean directors whose work i ve seen such as yong sang soo bong joon ho and the prodigiously almost perversely gifted park chan wook it may indeed begin as foundas says as a kind of asiatic alice doesn t live here anymore and then abruptly and without warning turns into something of a thriller and some time after that a nearly bressonian study in human suffering but that progression not only seems random and indigestible the film sags and loses its momentum toward the end and then simply fizzles out with no sense of an ending there are also weaknesses in the action shin ae takes foolish chances with her son and makes bad choices all along if she is destined for madness like betty in jean jacques beineix s betty blue which might explain her peculiar and mistaken choices that isn t something that is properly developed this is an interesting film certainly a disturbing one but one that leaves one doubtful and dissatisfied after putting one through an emotional wringer br br an official selection of the new york film festival presented at lincoln center —an event that has done right by korean filmmakers in the recent past ,1
when i first read about berlin am meer i didn t expect much but i thought with the right people the right locations the right music and fashion you could at least make a trivial movie about the hip berlin everyone seems to be talking about but eissler failed it s so ridiculously unauthentic it s a complete misrepresentation of what it is going on in berlin s so called scene of course it s not all about hippness but you should expect more from a movie that s being sold as the definite berlin movie br br and apart from all the credibility stuff it really is a bad movie mediocre acting and a rather boring plot interestingly some of the actors have proved in other movies that they are actually quite talented so it really must be poor directing skills br br don t bother watching berlin am meer unless you are come from some small town in western germany and want to move to the big city after you finished school then you might actually find it enjoyable and totally cool ,0
i saw this film on september st in indianapolis i am one of the judges for the heartland film festival that screens films for their truly moving picture award a truly moving picture explores the human journey by artistically expressing hope and respect for the positive values of life heartland gave that award to this film br br this is a story of golf in the early part of the th century at that time it was the game of upper class and rich gentlemen and working people could only participate by being caddies at country clubs with this backdrop this based on a true story unfolds with a young working class boy who takes on the golf establishment and the greatest golfer in the world harry vardon br br and the story is inspirational against all odds francis ouimet played by shia labeouf of holes gets to compete against the greatest golfers of the u s and great britain at the u s open francis is ill prepared and has a child for a caddy the caddy is hilarious and motivational and steals every scene he appears in but despite these handicaps francis displays courage spirit heroism and humility at this world class event br br and we learn a lot about the early years of golf for example the use of small wooden clubs the layout of the short holes the manual scoreboard the golfers swinging with pipes in their mouths the terrible conditions of the greens and fairways and the play not being canceled even in torrential rain br br this film has stunning cinematography and art direction and editing and with no big movie stars the story is somehow more believable br br this adds to the inventory of great sports movies in the vein of miracle and remember the titans br br fyi there is a truly moving pictures web site where there is a listing of past winners going back years ,1
i saw a screening of this movie last night i had high expectations going into it but was definitely disappointed within minutes of the opening williams is already campaigning for his presidency and he becomes president in the first minutes so there goes all that aspect of the movie the first half hour are hilarious don t get me wrong the movie has its moments but after the first half hour it takes a turn for the worst it becomes less of a comedy and more of a thriller drama love story which is pointless the movie goes nowhere and stands still for a good minutes there are laughs interspersed here and there but the consistently funny part is in the beginning and only the beginning at one point the biggest cheer i heard in the audience is when a person in the crowd yelled boooo during a very confusingly emotional scene williams gives a great performance right on par with his comedic style walken also delivers a strong supporting role as only he can i think the one character that goes underrated is lewis black consistently vulgar and political its funny to see him tone it down for a pg rating overall i would not pay to see the movie afterall i saw it for free and even i was disappointed the first half hour is solid and its all downhill from there not really fitting into a category the movie realizes half way through that it should not have been anything more than a one hour comedy central special ,0
william hurt may not be an american matinee idol anymore but he still has pretty good taste in b movie projects here he plays a specialist in hazardous waste clean ups with a tragic past tracking down a perennial loser on the run played by former pretty boy weller who has been contaminated with a deadly poison current pretty boy hardy kruger jr possibly more handsome than his dad is featured as weller s arrogant boss in a horrifying sequence at a chemical production plant which gets the story moving natasha mcelhone is a slightly wacky government agent looking into the incident who provides inevitable high cheekboned love interest for hero hurt michael brandon pops up to play a slimy take no prisoners type whose comeuppance you can t wait for the coca cola company wins the product placement award for as the soft drink is featured throughout the production shot lovingly on location in a wintery picture postcard hungary ,1
it is a piece of crap not funny at all during the whole movie nothing ever happens i almost fell asleep which in my case happens only if a movie is rally bad that is why it didn t get awful out of but don t be fooled like i was by first review a waste of money and your time spend it on other stuff at this point i m finished with my review but i have to fill in at least ten lines of text so i will go on ctrl c ctrl v it is a piece of crap not funny at all during the whole movie nothing ever happens i almost fell asleep which in my case happens only if a movie is rally bad that is why it didn t get awful out of but don t be fooled like i was by first review a waste of money and your time spend it on other stuff it is a piece of crap not funny at all during the whole movie nothing ever happens i almost fell asleep which in my case happens only if a movie is rally bad that is why it didn t get awful out of but don t be fooled like i was by first review a waste of money and your time spend it on other stuff ,0
i m bout it br br developed published by no limit films br br pros absolutely none br br cons i don t even know where to begin br br plot summary master p plays a drug dealer that looks talks and acts more like a live action cartoon character that s all the plot i got out of this movie br br review i remember back when i was in the ninth grade during its release and everyone in my class praised this clown called master p this movie is so bad it s not even funny all the characters in this film are extremely tired stereotypes the audio is only audible when music plays and the movie looks like it was videotaped off a public access channel luckily i didn t buy this film like all my other inner city degenerate classmates br br my rating out of br br my verdict avoid this video like its a sexually transmitted disease ,0
i had a recent spectator experience with the perfect witness because the netflix computer recommendation engine suggested i watch this film apparently at some point i told it how much i liked michael haneke s benny s video i don t know about you but this parallel being drawn provoked in me a maelstrom of emotion and excitement over thomas c dunn s film and made the allocation of my time toward it virtually impossible to refuse just this kind of recommendation from the netflix computer intelligence for me had the aesthetic moral movie bar set to level so high that upon reflection it represented something pretty much unaccomplished in every film produced in the year br br having prefaced my response to the film that way i m going to proceed in knocking this picture down as poorly executed and banal and i really hate to do that because i think our boy wes bentley happens to be not only one of the most interesting young faces in contemporary cinema but also one its most overlooked and underrated screenacting talents in the us i m more than moderately concerned that the poor guy s going to miss the fame ship if he keeps fiddling around with first time movie directors like this br br the perfect witness is about micky wes bentley who about thirty still lives with mom you re not drinkin again area ya s but he s a filmmaker or at the very least some kind of street level voyeur with a pension for shooting would be johns in the seedy back alleys of philadelphia with his dvx b out there doing his private investigator like drills micky inadvertently video tapes a brutal murder on a hapless early twenty ish coed with his hand held camcorder baring the notion in mind that snuff and movies as cultural currency can be his equated with his ticket out of the white urban ghetto and not to the debts of his unwitting friends and relatives who put up the money for his atrocious films micky approaches the assailant james lemac mark borkowski also takes a writing credit or mac the knife –whichever and blackmails the killer into making a documentary about his murder impulses holding this found footage over the attacker with threats of the police br br the problem with this movie is not that no interesting ideas exist because they do while both the writing and direction are amateurish that alone doesn t make a film bad it s that these guys commit a rather poor assumption that what they are presenting is shocking in the context of a culture in which just about any person in the free world with access to a private computer can log on to the web and catch the veracity of the action of a beheading on their little mac or pc no film relies on shock value alone any more unless of course ironically it s a film about torture on animals and therefore cinematic images of violence real or fake have less and less cultural capital with each year that passes also we ve got this astounding actor talent in the lead all styled up real hip guy his two inch beard and skull cap with the little bill on it backwards just like the dork from high school who craved after the potential services of my primary love interest –same guy who just now calls himself a poet br br spare me i m an artist i m a filmmaker okay please do carry on with that shtick cronnie seems to have bought you a lot of expensive mm stock and go ahead you can wear all the accrutements of a creative but don t expect us top respond to you to follow your below average character through your two hour movie while you take down wes bentley s career why don t we just let history speak to the merits of what you do filmmaker guy my guess is history will eventually have say something about that –like probably that s in not is good as you think it is and yeah odds are you ll be laying the blame on your dear ole ma end up like our man micky here in the perfect witness hooked on smack and covered in your buddy s blood with a video camera in your hand great ,0
i really enjoyed the detail that went into the script br br jonathan rhys myers misspelled and jewel were outstanding in their support roles as was jeffery wright toby mcguire gave as fine a acting job as ever depicted when he had to amputate his best friend s arm knowing he would die without the procedure br br attention to detail with good dialect coaching to catch the southern accent incredibly well br br why this movie was swept under the rug by the hollywood promoters i can only imagine i have strong suspicions which makes it all the more appealing to me i have given a dozen dvd copies out for presents br br completely overlooked movie rent or buy it and give it your full attention for a couple of hours then judge ,1
didn t the writer for this movie see the other three i loved the original i thought was the best i tolerated it was ok nothing special but i hated this one who dare they kill off ug this was certainly not the ug who had been almost like a brother to charlie in number remember his speech charlie said you wouldn t just leave me on earth would you ug replied charlie bounty hunter saying that he was now one of them now how dare the writers ignore this special bond between them and turn him into a baddie who get s killed by charlie in a particularly awkward scene just because they realized the movie was getting boring in fact for the first minutes we get a new cast and have to wait this long until we again find out what happened to charlie who was the hero we ve been waiting to see i kept waiting saying come on when s charlie going to appear angela basset must be doing her best to deny she was ever in this turkey moving it to the future eliminates the possibility of ever seeing a sequel with the original cast or in our time i think the writers decided that their movie was going to be the last and they could do whatever they wanted this movie is totally out of line with the first two and it didn t even seem like it was written by the same people who made at least had humor and could easily be seen by younger children is just ugly and mean spirited eric dare is particularly cruel and unnecessary i hated this movie hated hated hated it i hated the fact that anyone could like it and i hated the fact that it ruined what was one of my favorite camp classics i give this a one start simply because imdb com won t let me give it a zero ,0
this movie was really bad first they didn t even follow the facts for it half of the movie was made up and it was more about the deputy whose mother was one of ed gein s victims the acting was horrible except for the guy playing ed gein but its not hard to mess up playing a weird guy though i think it was horrible i gave it a three because they started it off with actual crime photos that was the best part of the movie as soon as the introduction of the movie was finished the movie went downhill the writer of this movie tried to spice it up but it didn t need to be the story of ed gein is interesting enough without falsifying information ,0
i think i watched a highly edited version because it wasn t nearly as graphic as i expected based on the other reviews that i have heard br br other than being written by the same person who wrote the original emmanuelle emmanuelle arsan the lead character being a sexually free spirit and being set in the exotic locale of asia laure doesn t have the same flair as its predecessor br br i just found this film way too talky with philosophical topics that i m really not that interested in i e the voyeuristic open relationship between laure and nick i m just happy with whatever brings her pleasure something along those lines i cannot relate to this mentality and the film characters don t really shed any light br br the second half about finding the mara tribe just seemed as though it were a completely separate film one that i didn t care for by that time i was just hoping that it would turn into a porn so that at least it would keep my interest br br maybe i just didn t get it br br i ll leave it at that ,0
uwe boll has done the impossible create a game adaptation that stays at least somewhat true to the game he has turned a game full of antisocial and offensive content into a movie full of antisocial and offensive content so as an adaptation it s a success br br unfortunately it s still uwe boll we are dealing with here so don t expect the movie to be actually any good while it does have it s moment postal wears out his welcome very fast and becomes a pain to sit through br br at its core postal is a satire on the united states as done by a twelve year old kid boll seems to think that offensiveness is linearly proportional to comedic value the more offensive the funnier and the more exaggerated the funnier this results in a movie that sets new levels of tastelessness while being extremely hit and miss yes some gags do work but it seems to be pure luck high points include the director satirizing himself and people getting hit very violently by trucks and other vehicles low points include well pretty much everything else br br after the initial surprise wears off postal simply becomes a bore to watch yes there is a good joke every and good point ten minutes but everything else consists of hordes of annoying characters shooting and chasing each other all over the place for what seems to be an eternity br br this probably would have worked as a short movie but it s just not enough content for something that lasts over minutes although it feels twice as long there are nice ideas and nice tries but they get hopelessly lost in endless and pointless action scenes and content that is offensive just for the sake of it ,0
i felt asleep watching it and i had tickets for the midnight premiere any questions the most disturbing scene as far as i can remember was the techno dance i dont know what that was scene by the way what an ending ,0
brass pictures movies is not a fitting word for them really are somewhat brassy their alluring visual qualities are reminiscent of expensive high class tv commercials but unfortunately brass pictures are feature films with the pretense of wanting to entertain viewers for over two hours in this they fail miserably their undeniable but rather soft and flabby than steamy erotic qualities non withstanding br br senso is a remake of a film by luchino visconti with the same title and alida valli and farley granger in the lead the original tells a story of senseless love and lust in and around venice during the italian wars of independence brass moved the action from the th into the th century to be exact so there are mussolini murals men in black shirts german uniforms or the tattered garb of the partisans but it is just window dressing the historic context is completely negligible br br anna galiena plays the attractive aristocratic woman who falls for the amoral ss guy who always puts on too much lipstick she is an attractive versatile well trained italian actress and clearly above the material her wide range of facial expressions signalling boredom loathing delight fear hate and ecstasy are the best reason to watch this picture and worth two stars she endures this basically trashy stuff with an astonishing amount of dignity i wish some really good parts come along for her she really deserves it ,0
my interest was raised as i was flipping through and saw the name iphigenia my name is eugenia so i thought ok lets see what this is i am so glad i stayed on the channel what a wonderful wonderful story drama sadness some over the top acting but a wonderful time to be had i watch this and it makes me sad for all the drivel the movie industry puts out and these beautiful little gems get passed over give iphigenia a try and i hope you will enjoy it as much as i did i have even gotten my children and to enjoy it it starts slow however the drama builds and you will be drawn in to the story watching this lovely film made me want to shroud myself in more greek tragedy and pathos ,1
pity the monkees people always accused them of being manufactured which they were or being nothing more than a american knock off of the beatles again which they were but to the kids of the time they were real they were important they were legitimate discussions about who were better the monkees or the beatles were common on school yards but the critics well they never quite bought into it despite recording some very catchy classic pop tunes the monkess did not receive much respect for their albums sadly a similar fate was met by their one movie vehicle despite the fact that it stands as the best band film ever beatle fans may argue that hard days night was better and i am sure that many of the kids think mile was superior but none of these films were as daring and inventive as head and that is probably why it failed br br if head had told a direct a to b type story perhaps it would have appealed to the bands young fans but by pushing the envelope and using the movie opportunity to mock their own image they really sabotaged the film with their fans could you imagine eminem turning to the camera and actually talking about how sad it is that he is the best selling guy in a genre in which only and i am being generous of the acts are white if you can picture that than you have an idea how daring it was for the monkess to sing hey hey we are the monkees you know we like to please a manufactured image with no philosophy when you have a film in which frank zappa tells davy that he should focus less on the dancing and more on the music its clear that there is a lot more going on then you expected br br the story what there is concerns the boys trying to flee their manager who at one point forces them to play dandruff in a commercial but every time they run away they end up inside a box i don t think you need to be fellini to figure out the symbolism of that bit some neat little comedy bits follow with davy as a boxer who has to give up playing the violin to take a dive in the big match and peter refusing to throw away a ice cream cone he does not want because there are starving children so its wrong to waste food but the real selling point to this film is the music and its some of the best the band ever recorded even if you are put off by the story you can sit back and enjoy some terrific music br br any film that begins and ends with mickey attempting suicide by jumping off a bridge at the end the band follows him is never going to be a mainstream classic but if you are a fan of either the band or experimental cinema of the era than you will enjoy this film ,1
love jones cleverly portrays young african american men and women in a clear positive realistic sense i feel that all of the actors and actresses were magnificent and really did a great job at capturing the mood nia long and larenz tate worked well together and i hope to see more work from the two of them as a matter of fact all of the actors actresses did such a fine job it would be great to see another romantic comedy from them this movie can be compared to most any well written romantic comedy if you have not seen this movie already i strongly recommend that you do it can definitely give you another perspective on life and love ,1
this film is terrible honestly the acting is terrible the script made me cringe the effects are completely lousy which i usually don t mind for older films but this was made just two years ago and everything about it just annoys me a few friends go out on halloween into the woods and meet a witch and her cannibal son of course before that it has the cliché you really believe that ha ha ha it s just a story routine dragged out for a while the witch s cannibal son was made a retard i don t know if it was for comedy or to make it creepy but this film failed at both it has minimal gore and no nudity which made a bad film even worse heck the only good thing about this film is the leg eating scene and even that could of been better br br honestly don t even waste your time watching it on cable and certainly don t consider buying or renting this else you ll be kicking yourself for wasting time which could of been spent doing something more constructive or entertaining ,0
this is a funny film and i like it a lot cary elwes plays robin hood to a tee this is of course the usual good vs evil with robin against the evil sheriff of nottingham the humor is sort of in your face stuff for the most part but still works well a comedy for a night when you don t want to have to think much it s well worth a rent ,1
this movie makes me want to fall in love all over again i am naming my next daughter adelaide just so that someone who sings like ol blue eyes can swoon her one day and feel the butterflies i felt hearing it sung and it wasn t even to me i give it a ,1
all day now i ve been watching dinosaurs and all day they ve had the same fundamental problem br br they don t believe in firearms they just don t seem to have been told about them or something bullets bounce off of dinosaurs maybe it s because they became extinct millions of years before the invention of gunpowder and the laws of physics were just different back then aah no come on if they re close enough to chemically operate today they d have to be vulnerable to fast even subsonic lead projectiles it s that simple br br look the toughest skinned reptiles on the planet today alligators and crocodiles are completely vulnerable to basic rifle fire they re nothing magic you can shoot a pistol round right through the heavy scales on their backs they don t take armor piercing bullets or anything special small bullets penetrate them they just don t kill them somewhat but not really large bullets are preferred because the challenge as with most game is to kill the animal with one shot so it doesn t run hunters consider it immoral to allow prey to run off and die unharvested br br most animals including predators are easily repelled by gunfire between the noise and the pain of even a non lethal wound most will run away an exception are big bears which are so fearless that they re merely enraged by mortal wounds cape buffalo are regarded as highly dangerous because they are well known to charge when wounded we ve seen video of the big bulls of a herd of cape buffalo rescuing a calf from an entire pride of lions a big cat will run if it can but if it can t it will charge as a final act of desperation where a t rex would fit in this spectrum is unknown their behavior simply has not been observed with these larger animals safe hunting becomes a matter of applying an appropriately large and powerful projectile and or applying several of them rapidly enough to counter its charge with a t rex of course this could be a serious problem i ve seen a t rex skull they have one in the museum downtown and carrying a gun big enough to bust that might be impractical chewing its neck off with lots of smaller fire might be a more viable approach small bullets would still penetrate them they wouldn t just bounce off just because the animal is too big to easily kill br br so here we have cortez and his men this is before the famous mexican campaign apparently captured by american natives and scheduled for sacrifice on the pyramid it appears that all those human sacrifices were about appeasing the bloodthirst of the pair of t rexes that terrorized the continent in the day rather than just having their hearts cut out and being fed to the lizards cortez et al talk the aztecs into letting them hunt kill them ok maybe they don t have m s like the guys in the carnosaur series but they do have flintlocks crossbows pointed sticks big ones made from trees and swords maybe that s a little less uneven than squads of soldiers with full auto but they ve several guys and i d quickly bet on them over a dinosaur oh wait there s a cannon about a incher that s just the ticket for busting a tyrannosaurus skull so they lay a trap with a squad of men cannon pointed sticks in a ravine and lure the first t rex into it using a pretty brown girl as bait cortez points out that they ll not have time to reload so they ll have to close the range until they can be certain of their aim t rex totally ignores their volley of flintlock fire and we see both a crossbow bolt and the cannon ball bounce off forget it end of credibility a crossbow bolt would defeat cortez torso armor and a cannon ball might penetrate the hull of a wooden ship this would also certainly get through the hide ribcage or skull of any animal ever to walk this planet do you think a whale could withstand a cannon ball and here s t rex still standing not even bleeding so cortez lures it to the ravine where it falls onto the pointed sticks which i guess by magic penetrate it and kill it yaaay pointed sticks br br the dinos aren t completely invulnerable to gunfire they manage to put out an eye of the second one with a pistol this runs it off so it s not as mean as a bear or a buffalo at least in the movies br br they kill the second dinosaur with a bomb made from a gourd filled with gunpowder and gemstones my money would still be on the cannon it s engineered function is to concentrate all the gunpowder s energy in one direction toward the target a bomb is a much more diffused application of force a real bomb not a gourd bomb has a steel casing which contains the explosion to extremely high pressure think pipe bomb vs firecracker a pile of gunpowder set on fire will simply go poof trust me on that one ,0
i have lost count as to how many times i have watched this movie i ve never grown tired of it since this is a movie that can be enjoyed and interpreted on so many levels they just don t make movies like this anymore br br after recently finally watching the riveting documentary on the making of this film hearts of darkness a filmmakers journey into madness i m even more amazed that this film even got finished yet alone turn out so great br br the fact that they actually filmed this movie in the jungles of the phillipines is the film s greatest asset you actually feel like your in vietnam br br all of the actors are fantastic with my favorites still being robert duvall i love the smell of napalm in the morning martin sheen and the great marlon brando br br a lot of people complain that the film gets too murky weird and cerebral near the end well remeber what coppolla said about this movie this film is not about vietnam it is vietnam what he means is that this film is about madness and not the war br br this movie is based on the short story heart of darkness by joseph conrad and is set against the vietnam war instead of the civil war as in the book i think that was a brilliant combination in my opinion br br this is perfect challenging film that is dark violent humorous at times and well done in every single possible way br br a true classic br br rating ,1
like several other reviewers here i m surprised to see many negative reviews on this film dan o bannon s previous effort was the groundbreaking alien of because it and star wars introduced the stylistic approach of used or dirty space in art direction for these kinds of features doesn t mean that this was the only way to produce them br br rather than dismiss lifeforce out of hand as a sort of schlock and primitive exploitation feature it s important to recognize that the film draws upon the esteemed traditions of british horror and science fiction specifically hammer and american international features like quatermass specifically quatermass and the pit doctor who and the day of the triffids if not the works of gerry anderson ufo space and thunderbirds but none of these influences would be a surprise if other reviewers recognized writer o bannon s genre scholarly appreciation for queen of blood and it the terror from beyond space the immediate sources for alien br br granted this film has some legacy elements but perhaps it s worth comparing this film to its more immediate peers s an american werewolf in london and the company of wolves other s films that share a looking back while they adapt those stories to the s zeitgeist all three films drew on earlier incarnations of the same but substantially sexed up their themes because they could and at the same time they recognized the tongue in cheek humorous aspects of their projects br br neil jordan s wolves played to many of the psychoanalytic memes floating around at the during the s while american werewolf curdled its theme as a coming of age film it s called artistic license and the adaptations of these three films are no less valid than the latter day dramedy inherent in the scream franchise i know what you did last summer and final destination but these teen targeted films seem to be part of a box office trend whereas the s films like lifeforce belong a canon of british sci fi even if this one was written by an american br br in many ways this film holds up much better than latter day disaster and alien invasion flicks independence day armageddon deep impact in that the solutions don t reside in gun battles weaponized payloads and testosterone at the opposite end of the pole it is unfortunate that steven soderbergh and james cameron didn t examine tarkowski and lem more closely before they remade solaris br br the goal of this film was fun not ponderousness or stupidity br br ,1
film version of sandra bernhard s one woman off broadway show is gaspingly pretentious sandra spoofs lounge acts and superstars but her sense of irony is only fitfully interesting and fitfully funny her fans will say she s scathingly honest and that may be true but she s also shrill with an unapologetic in your face bravado that isn t well suited to a film in this genre she doesn t want to make nice and she s certainly not out to make friends and that s always going to rub a lot of people the wrong way but even if you meet her halfway her material here is seriously lacking filmmaker nicolas roeg served as executive producer and though not directed by him the film does have his chilly detached signature style all over it bernhard co wrote the show with director john boskovich their oddest touch was in having all of sandra s in house audiences looking completely bored a feeling many real viewers will most likely share from ,0
spoken like a true hard boiled u an gangsta the story is no worse than any number of gangster flicks but never ever confuse this movie with the godfather i or ii or goodfellas it is not in the same league br br but what makes the film periodically painful to watch is all these italian americans swaggering around dropping bad gangsta lines in an even worse fake u an accent pacino would have been great if they could just have dubbed him i was looking forward to see abrahams and loggia but their steenky accents spoiled the fun br br ah well the script ain t too hot either don corleone would have made this disappear five minutes after meeting him smiling and patting him on the back all the while ,0
i think it was an overrated pg crap at least brittany snow s performance was good and some others like idris elba were good too but some others teens in the prom like the leads friends were not that convincing the killer was so dumb and looked so stupid too the deaths were stupid boring and completely unoriginals the movie was very boring too and very overrated it wasn t suspenseful at all i almost fall asleep its another bad pg remake its really a dreadful movie imo the ending was so stupid and the climax was very rushed and boring the movie is pretty slow too overall the only good thing about this crap fest is maybe brittany snow i think she gave a good performance and idris elba too but besides that it was a completely dreadful movie and horrible remake well thats just my opinion i gave it a ,0
this movie is good for entertainment purposes but it is not historically reliable if you are looking for a movie and thinking to yourself oh i want to learn more about custer s life and his last stand do not rent they died with their boots on but if you would like to watch a movie for the enjoyment of an older western film with a little bit of romance and just for a good story this is a fun movie to watch br br the story starts out with custer s errol flynn first day at west point everyone loves his charming personality which allows him to get away with most everything the movie follows his career from west point and his many battles including his battle in the civil war the movie ends with his last stand at little big horn in between the battle scenes he finds love and marriage with libby olivia de havilland br br errol flynn portrays the arrogant but suave george armstrong custer well olivia de havilland plays the cute sweet libby very well especially in the flirting scene that custer and libby first meet their chemistry on screen made you believe in their romance the acting in general was impressive especially the comedic role although stereotypical of callie played by hattie mcdaniel her character will definitely make you laugh br br the heroic war music brought out the excitement of the battle scenes the beautiful costumes set the tone of the era the script at times was corny although the movie was still enjoyable to watch the director s portrayal of custer was as a hero and history shows this is debatable some will watch this movie and see custer as a hero others will watch this movie and learn hate him br br i give it a thumbs up for this western film ,1
i vaguely remember this film i do remember it for the one solid reason that it is the only film that i have ever walked out on and since then i have never seen it available to rent anywhere i can t spoil it for anyone cos i can barely remember it to think looking at the cast it seemed a winner with john landis directing but good god they must have been paid a whole lot for this drivel all i can seem to recall is that the dad goes missing and the family try to search for him by trying to put an actual photograph into the disc drive of a computer i walked out after about half an hour of this i must confess though i d love to see if i can get a copy just to see if it really was that bad br br it wouldn t surprise me if this was on every actor s black list i mean christopher lee was in this the legend of all bad guys who d been in star wars and lord of the rings as i said black listed movie the stupids ,0
one of the finest pieces of television drama of the last decade throughout the five hours ones perceptions and sympathies are constantly challenged as it explores many facets of modern day british society david morrisey is as usual brilliant at first coming across as a heavy handed copper in conflict with the heroine but then proving to be intelligent and caring as he works with her in uncovering the truth i have never seen surrane jones before i believe she comes from the world of television soaps her performance was magnificent as she maintains her humour and composure whilst trying to balance the demands of the case and the stress of caring for her mother i could go on and talk about every member of the cast who contributes to this magnificent drama but their efforts would mean little without such an absorbing script that constantly challenges your assumptions about any of the characters it is programmes like this that restore one s faith in television drama whilst at the same time making it almost impossible to settle for most of the garbage that is increasingly filling the airwaves ,1
my name is john mourby and this is my story about paperhouse in may i saw alfred hitchcock s psycho i was very scared and deeply disturbed i began a frantic search for a film that was frightening in the same way but none where satisfactory amongst those tried and failed were the birds night of the living dead the silence of the lambs the blair witch project ring the evil dead the sixth sense days later the texas chainsaw massacre halloween near dark alien peeping tom the cell rosemary s baby don t look now witchfinder general friday the th and the omen that should confirm i was desperate long after i had stopped searching i found out about paperhouse br br paperhouse is based on a favourite book that i own called marianne dreams paperhouse had also come up in some of the books i had found on horror films but they didn t tell me about the link between book and film i discovered the truth while on the internet i bought the film later that day br br i thought paperhouse would not be faithful to the book and dull unfaithal it certainly was but dull certainly not it was the answer to my prayers marianne is renamed anna in the film but most of the original story is the same one day in school anna draws a house in her scrap book nothing remarkable about that then she becomes ill and every time she faints or falls asleep she finds herself outside a creepy old house and i mean genuinely unnerving more she also finds that every time she puts something new in the drawing it appears in the dreamworld eg an apple tree anna draws into the dreamworld a rather sad boy named mark who apparently is a person in the real world mark is a cripple but wants to leave the house obligingly anna draws in a lighthouse a place to go to but still the problem remains mark can t walk so anna decides to draw her father in she gets her pencil out and gets too work but the outcome is deformed and unsettling anna particularly dislikes his eyes quote he looks like madman so anna tries to rub him out and start again but the pencil proves indelible that means nothing can be rubbed out then anna loses her temper and crosses out her father s eyes i leave you too find out for you self the terrible consequences of the rash action br br paperhouse truly is the british answer to a nightmare on elm street the viewing of this film left me shocked and upset but i have found what i was looking for after years the question is how dose the compare with psycho answer the old dark house psychological parental fears a genuine shock and very scary music ,1
this harold lloyd short wasn t really much not one of his funnier efforts of course i never see bratty kids as anything hilarious that s what the bulk of this story is harold and his wife mildred davis babysitting his in laws two young kids one is a baby who is constantly crying and the other is a four year old terror who does everything but demolish the house letting the kid create havoc over and over was not entertaining to me br br the best part was the last four or five minutes when the couple thinks that this big goon noah young is burglarizing their house half the time it s the pet cat scaring the couple but overall that segment is fun with some good sight gags reminding me of another lloyd short haunted spooks br br however the good ending doesn t save the whole picture which i probably wouldn t watch again lloyd has done too many other good things to waste even minutes on this one again it just isn t that funny ,0
we watched this in my women s health issues class to point out how women are treated inferior to men in many societies and i absolutely loved this movie i plan on trying to get a copy of it myself to watch the story is very touching and i would recommend it to anyone i am a fan of different cultures and this movie was just what i needed this is a movie for the whole family despite its rating this is a movie i will show to my children the professor of our class meant for the movie to primarily be a too to educate about women but this movie was more than that it is one of those movies that will forever stick out in my mind and will be a favorite ,1
misty ayers had a smoking body and that s all this movie was about pure exploitation flick i started playing a game with myself counting the number of times they looped the stock orchestral music and of course the music is completely unrelated to the scenes case in point casually walking into a room and saying hello was scored with chase music from a roman epic i d like to know why this film sat on the shelf for years before being released what i learned from this movie that women s low rise panties existed in i m talking sigourney weaver in the original alien movie panties at least of the first minutes is misty leisurely taking off and putting on her clothing except for bra and panties sadly also includes horrendous dubbing leading to a look out godzirra effect ,0
i just found the imdb and searched this film and i was moved almost to tears by the comments of all the people who saw this film as i did when or so years old in i saw it before the jungle book so i was eagle boy for a few hours and then mowgli for the next year i burst into tears at the cinema when the boy turned into the eagle and always wanted to see the film again when we got home we had a roast chicken dinner and i got the wish bone and guess who i wished to be my dad then said i bet you wished to be an eagle and of course we all know that wishes are broken if someone guesses so more tears and a little resentment to this day for not being able to fly away ,1
this movie surely has one of the strangest themes in history right up there with ed wood s impassioned defense of cross dressing in glen or glenda br br the subject playing bridge the park avenue set plays it the bohemians play it the russians who speak very questionable russian and have most unconvincing accents when they speak english play it at the restaurant where they work br br if one isn t interested in bridge one even despite the great cast isn t likely to be much interested in this bizarre movie br br loretta young and paul lukas are fine well frank mchugh is an unlikely ghost writer as lukas is an unlikely russian but they are all sunk by the fetishistic script ,0
yes this film has many gay characters it also has straight characters characters who are not sure about their sexuality people who are searching for some truth about their existence br br this is not a film about sexual orientation it s about loneliness and the difficulty human beings often experience in connecting to one another filmically denys arcand cleverly balances the various dimensions of the relationships and the contrasting constantly shifting relationships the serial killer element is a bit less successful it feels more like a way to wrap up various plot points and unlike the rest of the film is thematically heavy handed br br thomas gibson centers and grounds the film it s a quiet performance but behind the handsome arrogant exterior he slowly reveals a terrified soul afraid of showing or accepting love from those around him the supporting cast is strong especially mia kirshner as gibson s friend a dom for hire with precognitive powers her role is more metaphor than a literal conceit strangely innocent and depraved at the same time she represents the light and dark of the characters sexual consciousness br br the film s involving and often surprises in its character development the effect is somewhat like robert altman directing a david mamet script the dialogue doesn t shrink from some searing observations aside from a few contrived moments in the beginning often in our search for love and a conventional relationship we ignore the love that already exists around us in our friends family those who are able to see us as we are arcand and the writer brad fraser make some canny observations on the different ways human beings try to escape and deny their loneliness and how that denial returns to haunt us in so many unexpected ways br br this film is a rewarding experience it may not be for bigots who can t get past the sexual orientation of some of the characters to see the greater transcendental message of hope and redemption loneliness is a universal experience a film like this that dares to explore the darker side of our lives with a clever and perceptive eye deserves applause and an open minded approach ,1
the first thing that struck me about this movie was the terrible acting the whole cast was so uniformly inept at delivering their lines that i started laughing at the awful dialog midway through the film an even bigger issue with this movie is that at no point do we ever find out what motivates the actions of each character the one somewhat redeeming aspect of the movie is halfdan hussey s innovative visual effects however as eye catching as they may be they do little to make up for the gaping flaws mentioned above a dreadful script mixed with community theater level acting does not make for a pleasant viewing i was honestly shocked at how bad this movie was ,0
a few words for the people here in germen s cine club the worst crap ever seen on this honorable cinema a very poor script a very bad actors and a very bad movie don t waste your time looking this movie see the very good mutantes verdes fritos anarquia radioactiva or any movie have been good commented by me say no more ,0
a sentimental heart tugging family film set in england of the s a young elizabeth taylor wins a horse in a raffle and decides to enter him in the grand national fortunately ex jockey mickey rooney is around to give liz some help director clarence brown displays some remarkable control with material that could ve been excessively maudlin in someone else s hands he and screenwriters helen deutsch and theodore reeves take great care in establishing genuine characterizations and developing the story naturally true there are one or two scenes that seem a bit forced but overall it s quite affecting and gorgeously filmed in technicolor the race itself is quite thrilling and like so many great classics there s a marvelous three hankie fade out at the end liz proves that she was a real trooper right from the start and rooney who i usually find rather annoying is surprisingly subdued and really very good donald crisp is terrif as liz s gruff father and angela lansbury is a delight as her older boy crazy sister most of the acting kudos however belong to anne revere who won a richly deserved supporting actress oscar playing liz s wise and caring mother ,1
dragon fighter is the first sci fi channel although i guess it s now called syfy original movie i have ever seen but i have seen one or two others since and i can tell you that they were stupid but this one really scrapes the bottom of the barrel the cgi is done poorly the acting is bad the script is ridiculous and what happens at the very end is unexpected and out of place if you have seen dragon fighter you probably know what i mean i didn t want to put a spoiler in my review plus there was this one musical tune that was used in pretty much every single dangerous sequence that was really stupid they just played it over and over and it s definitely not original i know i ve heard that somewhere before i just can t remember where this is one to avoid ,0
 gunga din one of the greatest adventure stories ever told a story about the british foreign legion in th century india and a lowly water bearer named gunga din a local denizen who aspires to be just like his military counterparts three british sergeants whose loyalty and camaraderie for each other extend far beyond the bounds of mere patriotism their s is a true and abiding friendship for one another and each would be willing to sacrifice his own life for the good of the other gunga din longs to be a soldier too a bugler in particular but can never attain that rank due to his subordinate social standing however heroes are not made according to their social credentials they re made through their willingness to sacrifice for the greater good of others gunga din tries at every turn to prove his mettle but will he ever attain the rank he so passionately seeks you re a better man than i am gunga din one of hollywood s classics and a perfect ,1
i first saw the film when it landed on us cable a year after it came out it blew my little head away i was only and it was the first new wave music i d heard having been a strictly folky classical kid growing up the music mesmerized me as did hazel o connor s amazing look and charismatic vocal performances and phil daniels tough but soft cockney manager just stole my heart but i think my favorite character was jonathan pryce s drugged out sax player he was so out of place in the band and so harmless and pathetic he just begged for sympathy favorite scenes the performance when the lights went out and the love scene on the train br br okay so the movie isn t the rose but it was really excellent for its limited budget and for its portrayal of the britain of the early s exploding with rebellious youth looking for a way out of the dole queue i went to britain only a couple of years later and found the movie to have been very reflective of the atmosphere i found when i was there br br if you get a chance to see it it is a great movie with some wonderful performances and the music will blow you away br br ,1
this film makes you really appreciate the invention of the fast forward button on your remote control it s exquisite boredom in beautiful pictures for once hamilton goes relatively easy on soft focus shots however what i found hard to take about the film was that although anja schüte was about when it was shot the girls are portrayed as much younger than they actually are this whole lolita thing especially as there is an older man involved leaves me rather uneasy the heroine is actually shaved in the pubic area in order to make her look even younger than she is come on sex is a nice past time between consenting adults another thing i found odd was that neither beart nor schüte have a nude scene in the film well not a proper one at least ,0
this one probably does not fit in the bottom of the barrel of mediocre slasher movies but it s surely a damn bad movie br br the holiday premise made it kind of interesting but after the first scenes the movie demonstrates it s poor production values and stupid plot i mean the sub genre was at the moment all about an unseen maniac slashing teens for no apparent reasons but this one took it too far there is absolutely no coherence in the events or nothing else to add br br the clichès are more than boring the gore is minimal and so does the mystery br br this is a fairly mediocre slasher entry that shouldn t be hyped even if it has a video nastie label br br i am truly disappointed by this overrated piece of trash ,0
movies like this one and c r a z y make me very sad for american films with a gay subject matter with the exception of parting glances and brokeback mountain there are few other notable american films with the kind of depth and sincerity as this movie the bubble this movie centers on two men noam and ashwar an israle and palestinian respectively their relationship is complicated by the tension between the jews and arabs in israel couples in the early stages of their relationships will struggle with who will call who next or who will say i love you first noam and ashwar s early love is complicated by suicide bombings armed security check points and racism while noam s friends accept and like ashwar who is arab it is clear that most of tel aviv s citizens probably don t br br one of the most touching moments and there are many in this film is when noam and ashwar attend a production of bent we as movie goers see them watching this play and the affect it has on the two of them is profoundly captured in their eyes and ultimately this touching moment is played out in a very sad way in the finale of the movie br br ohad knoller and youseff joe sweid are outstanding as noam and ashwar director eytan fox is brilliant in creating a cogent and interesting retelling of the shakespeare classic romeo and juliet and while most movies today have sex in them almost as a sport this one goes back to the old tried and true version of sex with love and passion combined it is so refreshing also refreshing is seeing two gay men being portrayed as people and not cartoons there are cartoonish characters in this movie it just doesn t happen to be the two gay guys for a change somewhere on this site i think i read a comparison between this movie and friends well not really yes these are youthful characters stumbling through their first uneasy steps into adulthood and relationships but i don t recall getting blowed up as a backdrop to the insipid story lines in friends br br this is a very good movie it has heart and heartbreak and like all good love stories love does win out but not in it s intact glory of full bloom still it s a very satisfying movie to watch ,1
fans of creature feature films have to endure a lot of awful movies lately blood surf shamelessly joins the list of stupid redundant pulp horror titles about ridiculously big animals that want to turn the food chain upside down crocodiles are particularly successful as we already had to struggle our way through the abysmal crocodile directed by a disappointing tobe hooper and lake placid blood surf is every bit as bad as these other films and – on top of that – it likes to exaggerate tremendously the saltwater crocodile supposedly is years old over ft long and it kills for fun during the film he amuses himself by devouring a bunch of utterly stupid surfer dudes dudettes who came to seek new thrills by surfing in a shark congested area the only beautiful aspect about this film is the tropical location even though it s a completely inappropriate setting for a film like this the lagoons and nature looks marvelous every other aspect is simply disastrous there s a quite a bit of gore but it all looks fake and laughable the dialogues are downright painful to listen to you won t believe some of the lines these actors have to say i know surfers are supposed to be a mentally underdeveloped group but i hope for their own sake they re not that stupid early in the film one of the characters refers to jaws as being a mechanical toy but the croc here looks at least times less real than spielberg s great white shark the visual effects in blood surf are amateurish and the massacres fail to impress i won t say too much about the acting since it s secondary in flicks like this the girls look sexy in wet shirts and their boobs joyfully bounce while running away from the beast you guessed right blood surf is a very bad film so bad it becomes fun again but funny for a whole other reason than james hickox intended ,0
this movie is simply awesome it is so hilarious although the skating and other montages are played out the comedy is awesome raab himself and brandon dicamillo are hilarious there will be moments when you can t breath you re laughing so hard plus there are scenes that you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh this is one of the funniest comedies i ve ever seen ,1
on its surface this is one of the most classically entertaining action comedy romance films i ve seen in a long time reminding me of pleasurable old saturday afternoon movies that had just the right balance of unexpected twists well timed humor and integrated action beyond this though there is our knowledge of this film s context it has the same elements of casablanca but is set just before many of the characters would truly understand the seriousness of what was happening to their country and the world and the consequences of some of their own behavior this adds a strong note of irony to the humor we sense that one of the female characters has a radical change of hairstyle in her future this is a film that you will not regret watching ,1
melissa sagemiller wes bentley eliza dushku and casey affleck play young students at middleton college in the town of middleton the four teenagers form two love triangles one night during an ominous full moon they drive and argue along a slippery and twisting mountain road not looking properly they careen into another car and one or more of them are killed the ghostly nightmare begins pretty lousy and politically correct horror flick without gore and nudity it s obviously influenced by carnival of souls the cinematography is decent unfortunately there is zero suspense out of just another instantly forgettable teeny bopper trash ,0
a lovely librarian played by playboy model kristine debell falls asleep and dreams herself into a strange world filled with extremely uninhibited people these people love to sing and dance and fool around alice has a series of sensual adventures among these characters br br the film was originally shot as a poem to eroticism with few explicit sex scenes which were eventually cut from its theatrical release videocassette versions however have had some of the original erotic encounters joined at the end with them br br for an extremely low budget picture the producers of this film did an extremely good job the cinematography is full of life and energy the dances and numbers quite professional and the acting lovable without a doubt it is one of the best adult fairy tales around ,1
one of those thank god i don t live there documentaries this one tells of two warring factions in colombia guerrillas and paramilitaries and the surrounding peoples of medellin br br guns drugs and death run rampant the guys no older than not in the middle of fighting a war are in jail the girls – not women girls – always react the same way when one of them is killed with tears and screaming you scratch your head what did they expect really i don t know what s more disturbing the nightly shoot outs and civil unrest or that everybody just seems to passively accept things as are or seeing that boy drinking what is obviously not his first beer being all of what if you were to take these any of these young men out of their situation and put them some place where they had the opportunity to do more be more how many would choose not to stay br br based on this documentary all i m afraid ,0
after eagerly waiting to the end i have to say i wish i wouldn t have joined the whole series at the first place the final episode was everything against the previous seven years it has ruined everything the journey was years but captain janeway has the power to reduce it let say seven years only why seven why not just one or nothing why not avoid the whole adventure crewmemebers were dying all along the journey why she wants to save seven of nine only the others don t count or what the most ridiculous part when the crew states that getting home is not really the most important thing to them as the say journey is more important than the destination unbelievable and at the finale scene the are surrounded by other federation ships and the earth is in sight nothing about landing returning to the normal life br br worst ending ever ,0
having seen and loved this film in australia i was very keen to get me paws on a copy i got one on dvd back in the uk only to find that it s a very different edit br br the domestic australain edit i saw is snappier the uk and i presume european edits spends a lot longer on the narrator played by jimmy s dead brother and in truth belabours that and few other points to no real benefit br br it is not a serious criticism but the oz edit is just brisker and i think more assured br br i can t say why they felt it needed expansion for the overseas market br br so careful about which one you go for br br i went for both ,1
 possible spoilers br br i thought pitch black to be quite enjoyable with some nice effects i liked the larger beasts although they aren t a patch on the aliens from the alien series it had quite a good atmosphere which i felt vin diesel helped contribute toward br br one thing which kind of stumped me was how it rained if the planet has three suns and is in almost continuous daylight where did the moisture come from to form clouds and therefore rain br br i liked the fact that fry died at the end it reminded me of the new hollywood films of the s with the main heroine not making it to the end ,1
 cement is a bad movie about a bad cop penn with a bad attitude and a bad disposition who has a bad guy in a bad way up to his cajones in fast drying concrete while we re waiting for the cement to dry and the film to figure out what it s about we re periodically jerked back in time without rhyme or reason so we can watch events leading up to the cement thing a boring junk flick overall cement suffers from lack of a story a clumsy execution and that most ubiquitous of filmdom s faults no reason to care a time killer for the needy couch potato at best d ,0
this is simply the funniest movie i ve seen in a long time the bad acting bad script bad scenery bad costumes bad camera work and bad special effects are so stupid that you find yourself reeling with laughter br br so it s not gonna win an oscar but if you ve got beer and friends round then you can t go wrong ,1
the first two thirds of this biopic of fetish model betty page are very interesting betty as portrayed with enormous sincerity by gretchen mol comes across as a pleasant girl next door type who saw nothing wrong with what she did and there certainly wasn t anything wrong with it director mary harron who also made i shot andy warhol and american psycho recreates betty s america by mixing old black and white stock footage with new degraded black and white footage once betty lands in florida and starts working with bunny yeager color is introduced betty s notoriety was mostly the result of her work with paula and irving klaw lili taylor in a great performance and chris bauer as well as john willie jared harris the scenes where harron recreates betty s bondage photography sessions are fascinating and adroitly executed the early purveyors of fetish material are not portrayed too condescendingly and we get a sense that these folks were part of a tight community betty never had too much of a problem with her notoriety although we get the impression that her reputation prevented her from gaining legitimacy in the straight acting world because the film s third act is virtually non existent we are left with the impression that we have been watching a feature length documentary on betty page rather than a structured drama flaws aside it s a film well worth catching and represents yet another fine feather in the cap of producer christine vachon ,1
this movie was unbelievably bad it s gory but the violence is just too much to the point where it looks extremely fake and predictable since everything is shown to you there is nothing left to the imagination and the plot what plot there really isn t any the pacing is unbelievably slow despite the random acts of violence and the screenplay must have been written by a deranged year old kid who kills kittens for fun so this movie was banned in countries i could see why not because of the gore boring and trite but because it was a terrible movie it should have been banned from existence avoid this one like the plague out of ,0
 but memorable because it includes an actor i actually recognize james horan is by these types of movies standards lawrence olivier he s given some decent performances on stuff like highlander and various star treks so it s kind of amusing if mildly depressing watching him degrade himself here okay yeah there s a plot horan s character and his wife are fighting he s having an affair with a movie reviewer while trying to do his masterpiece film and their guest decides to enjoy the wonders of stripping but watching horan is really the only enjoyment to be found here ,0
i saw borderline several years ago on amc i ve been looking for it ever since it was haunting visual textural sensual this movie took me somewhere like a dream and i didn t care where i will never forget the curtain blowing in the breeze i still remember the way it made me tilt my head i remember my facial expression when i saw it i didn t know what had happened when the movie was over but i find life is that way it didn t bother me the unfairness of the ultimate rejection of an innocent character strikes me as sadly real i loved the faces the way the camera dwelt upon them the camera gazed at the set with the unfocused eyes of a daydreamer borderline was real to me in a way movies aren t it was exactly the lack of explanation color sharpness that made it enter my consciousness like a thief in the night i love this movie someday i will own it ,1
this was absolutely one of the best movies i ve seen br br excellent performances from a marvelous a list cast that will move you from smiles to laughter to tears and back br br i couldn t help but care about the characters ms merkerson will blow you away as will the young man playing the young lead br br i also thought that the set design was top rate the viewer is really placed inside each era as it s presented br br the music is a blast too nice selections to represent mood time and place the blind blues man is stereotypic but he delivers some great songs br br this is a great story that will survive many repeated viewings take the time to watch it ,1
the most satisfying element about dan in real life is that the relationship between dan steve carell and marie juliette binoche makes sense and is beautifully realistic the casting of oscar winner juliette binoche as dan s love interest was a superb decision she is exceptionally talented intelligent naturally attractive and thank goodness appropriately aged for the part had this movie been made with jessica alba or scarlett johansson it would have been a disaster br br another wonderful aspect about dan in real life is that it is a perfect film for adults who are interested in a mature comedy that leaves out the three pillars of the frat pack formula dumb chicks chauvinistic guys and sleazy jokes dan in real life is witty and has fun intelligent laughs throughout whereas other comedies incorporate or are almost entirely based on jokes that shock the audience into laughing the jokes from dan in real life are more natural and clever and involve some thinking on the part of the audience br br my only problem with dan in real life is that the rebellious middle daughter is played too outrageously by actress brittany robertson it s difficult to say if this was a personal choice on her part or a choice by the director either way her character is unrealistic and annoying but this is only a minor flaw in the film and does not take away from the story as a whole br br all in all dan in real life is a great film a fantastic escape from the redundancy of offensive and dumbed down comedies the quality of the writing directing acting and especially cinematography is excellent it is simply a beautiful light hearted comedy ,1
what ever possessed martin scorcese to remake this film and not only did he remake it completely ruin it the nonsensical decision to make the character played by robert deniro in his most overdone performance and that s saying a lot into a religious fanatic is ridiculous and exemplary of attitudes harbored by hollywood and mr scorcese especially attitudes that compel writers to think that the best way to make a character insane is to tattoo a crucifix on his back in any case this movie is awful br br ,0
if you ve ever seen an eighties slasher there isn t much reason to see this one originality often isn t one of slasher cinema s strongpoints and it s something that this film is seriously lacking in there really isn t much that can said about pranks so i ll make this quick the film was one of the films included on the dpp video nasty list and that was my only reason for seeing it the plot follows a bunch of kids that stay behind in a dorm at christmas time as they re in a slasher someone decides to start picking them off and this leads to one of the dullest mysteries ever seen in a slasher movie the fact that this movie was on the video nasty list is bizarre because despite a few gory scenes this film is hardly going to corrupt or deprave anyone and gorier slashers than this friday the th for example didn t end up banned but then again there s banned films that are much less gory than this one the witch who came from the sea for example anyway the conclusion of the movie is the best thing about it as although the audience really couldn t care less who the assailant is by this point it is rather well done on the whole this is a dreary and dismal slasher that even slasher fans will do well to miss ,0
mario racocevic from europe is the only user who has posted a comment so far and covers the major points to the film yet again another difficult film to purchase in the uk i had to go through midnight video who have a swedish branch i went to the post office and bought by mail order this and a similar title at only skr a title br br this film goes under many a k a s depending on when and where it is marketed i had previously purchased the bloodsucker leads the dance which you will find if you search on imdb under people and input krista nell the actor who plays the count on his private island in the latter film had his words dubbed from italian into english by an actor with an unmistakably mournful and rather tired sounding voice i smiled when i heard this same voice dubbing on the english soundtrack as the police inspector who is investigating the murder of the prostitute killed in the copse in the subject film my choice of course was to see another outing by the delicious krista nell br br there are quite a few rather inconsequential sub plots in the movie involving blackmail extortion sleazy affairs with girlfriends mothers a motor cycle chase resulting in a gangland hit a gangrape by a client s motorcycle friends sleazy photography cross dressing by transvestites etc which give a flavour to this film summarised in a word sleaze but artistic sleaze the aforementioned contributor liked this film but the lowly rating suggests other imdb fans did not albeit without explaining their wheres and whyfores personally i thought there were too many subplots and not enough put into the main story and the relationship of these subordinate characters to the central plot and the development of their screen characters also a professional film editor was sorely needed as some of the scenes appeared to last far too long having made their point so that the film appeared to drag in places e g the scene of the dancing transvestite krista nell appears in one fruity scene with a client but this too is but a vignette and i was left wanting more from her the director and the screenplay br br i love the political incorrectness shown in older films this is years from its making e g smoking in offices and the way some characters react to each other in the office i would suggest as a more realistic rating and i have awarded it as such ,0
remake of the classic the thing from another world men are in a completely isolated station in antartica they are invaded by a thing from outer space it devours and completely duplicates anything it chooses to it starts off as a dog but gets loose and has a chance to duplicate any of the men soon nobody trusts anyone else they re isolated the radio is destroyed their helicopter likewise what are they going to do br br the film had the thing just be a big super human monster that movie was scary this one is too but the story is different and based more closely on the source material the novelette who goes there and it s scary in a different way the movie starts right off with ennio morricone s extremely eerie score setting just the right tone and when the thing gets attacked the amount of gore is astounding there s blood and body parts flying all over arms are bitten off heads detach and in the strongest one one man is devoured face first by the thing the gore effects are strong and real nightmare material i don t scare easy but i had to sleep with the lights on when i saw this originally back in rob bottin s effects are just incredible how this picture got by with an r rating is beyond me br br it also has a very creepy feel gore aside it is very suspenseful you re not sure who is what and carpenter s direction and the score really build up the tension one complaint no one is given any distinctive personality traits they actors just remain straight faced and say their lines that s annoying but the movie still works br br this was a critical and commercial disaster in it competed with e t and many critics complained about the amount of gore and there being no female characters in the movie it s now considered one of john carpenter s best a must see for strong stomaches not a date film br br an amusing note when this was released universal sent a note along with all prints of the film they suggested to theatre owners that they play the film in an auditorium near the rest rooms they were afraid that people would be so sickened by the violence that they d have to be close to a facility to throw up ,1
i didn t even watch this whole movie now i like s sci fi movies even when they are wildly inaccurate but this one just annoyed me for one thing one member of the crew on the spaceship talks and acts like he might have made it into the tenth grade he sounds like he ought to be on a bowling league not a space ship out the window of the spaceship the crew is marveling at earth and this boob says can you see brooklyn and another guy says sure and the boob says gee i wonder who s pitching pardon me a moment i think my sides are splitting br br when they first get up into orbit the boob says the moon is just for looking at take me back down watching the crew making stretched mouths and screaming from the g forces of acceleration during takeoff is also not one of the better moments of the film perhaps the film s best moment can be identified by a big the end on the screen br br we also find out that they can t open the hatch because the boob greased it before they took off sure a space vehicle is going to be greased by a member of the crew who we later learn has never even had a space suit on before and doesn t know anything about zero gravity as baby huey the overgrown fat cartoon duck once said that sounds logical the no gravity in space effects are so bad it s painful to watch everyone knows in the absence of gravity everything tends to go up br br how this movie gets stars out of when other vastly superior films don t rate any higher is a mystery to me i really do like old sci fi movies but this one is not realistic and the lame attempts at character humor by throwing in that boob from a gas station grease pit does not work at all it just ruins the movie i think in retrospect it s not the whole movie i hate so much as the fact that the boob is so obviously not someone who would be on a space ship not even to grease the hatch omg i wonder if he checked the fan belts too maybe if they d left the boob off the trip it might not have been quite so excruciating even so it s only average what everyone else is raving about i don t know br br you want to watch a neat s space movie rocketship x m beats it all to heck maybe not so much realism but a more serious story and less goofy characters ,0
in the periphery of são paulo the very low middle class dysfunctional and hypocrite family of teodoro giulio lopes cláudia leona cavalli and the teenager soninha sílvia lourenço have deep secrets the religious teodoro is indeed a hit man hired to kill people in the neighborhood with his friend waldomiro ailton graça he has a lover the very devout woman terezinha martha meola and he wants to regenerate going to the country with her cláudia has a young lover júlio ismael de araújo who delivers meats for his father s butcher shop soninha is a common sixteen years old teenager of the periphery having active sexual life smoking grass and loving heavy metal when júlio is killed and castrated in their neighborhood the lives of the members of the family change br br contra todos is a great low budget brazilian movie that pictures the life in the periphery of a big brazilian city the story is very real uses the usual elements of the poor area of the big brazilian cities drug dealers hit men fanatic religious evangelic people hopeless teenagers etc has many plot points and a surprising end and the characters have excellent performances acting very natural and making the story totally believable the camera follows the characters giving a great dynamics to the film in the extras of the dvd the director roberto moreira explains that his screenplay had no lines only the description of the situations and was partially disclosed only one week before the beginning of the shootings the actors have trainings in workshops and they used lots of improvisation being the reason for such natural acting my vote is eight br br title brazil contra todos against everybody ,1
this film is a huge steaming pile br br i have no idea why anyone felt that the garland mason version needed to be redone nor why striesand would have been a first choice to star br br for that matter i have no idea why our people gay americans tend largely to regard striesand as some kind of treasure at least in my opinion she had peaked professionally with with funny girl and bogdanovich s what s up doc br br do yourself a favor and rent the judy classic or even the original a fine film in its own right but please please please skip this stinkpot ,0
despite the lack of logic present in the storyline kill shot is a highly enjoyable film through a moving performance kasper van dien brilliantly portrays the emotional rift between a hard working wealthy father and his misguided son each member of the supporting cast pitches in with a solid performance highlighted by the vivid acting of a young asian man whose name i cannot recall a shockingly tragic ending may unnerve some younger viewers but as a whole kill shot truly delivers a death blow ,1
sometimes i rest my head and think about the reasons why movies about killer sharks and or crocodiles are still getting made these days they ve been making these lame jaws copies since the s it s not like they re getting any more well liked the idea is still exactly the same so we have an animal that starts murdering people first it takes down some secondary characters then it starts attacking the main characters usually played by a couple of nobodies except for someone who used to be a bit more famous who usually plays a specialist one of the main characters usually dies before the others kill the animal somehow usually with an explosion then we usually get a last shot where we see that the animal is still alive or has laid eggs etc etc krocodylus basically uses the same overused ideas and does absolutely nothing to create even a tad bit of variation unless you count the fact that the specialist is a captain in this one variation in that case your standards are pretty low it s funny that he s played by duncan regehr though he like totally used to be zorro hell i ll give it a bonus point for that ,0
some famous stories are prone to being moved to another epoch and as such becoming an embarrassing tv movie oscar wilde s canterville ghost is one of them this tv movie for kids is utterly cheap concerning acting character work credibility directing and even concerning the modest special effects as often the question arises what was this made for ,0
i really truly enjoyed this movie which is why it surprised me that it got such a low rating from so many users at this site i am not saying that it is a cinematic masterpiece but it was a great way to spend a cold snowy saturday night it is funny poignant and a great tales of the ups and downs of female friendships lasting through difficult times and the bad things that female friends tend to do to each others fess up ladies we have all been there bill paterson shines as the reverand gerald marsden and andie mcdowell proves that she can be a fine actress when the role is right and she puts her mind to it and truly there is the best wedding escape that i have ever seen or dreamed up in this film more guts than anyone i have ever known you will laugh and you will cry ignore any marketing campaigns and how this film is being marketing it is a hidden gem that should have done tonnes of box office now i have to look around to purchase a copy ,1
 br br summary not worth the film br br as an avid gone with the wind fan i was disappointed to watch the original movie and see that they had left out many important characters luckily the film on its own was a wonderful piece when the book scarlett came out i read it in hopes of following two of my favorite literary characters farther on their journey together while the book lacks any true quality it remains a good story and as long as i was able to separate it from the original was and still is enjoyable however i consider the six hours i spent watching the scarlett miniseries to be some of the worst spent hours of my life discrediting any of the original character traits so well formed in margaret mitchell s book this series also turned the story of the sequel into one of rape mistrust murder and misformed relationships that even the book scarlett stayed away from the casting for many of the characters refused to examine the traits that had been so well formed in both the original novel and film and even carried through in the second book and again leaves out at least one incredibly crucial character in the novel scarlett o hara butler follows her estranged husband rhett butler to charleston under the guise of visiting extended family after coming to an arrangement with rhett she agrees to leave and proceeds to reconnect with her o hara relatives in savannah eventually she accompanies her cousin colum a passionate leader of the fenian brotherhood to ireland to further explore her family s roots that go deep and is eventually named the o hara the head of the family while her duties as the o hara keep her engaged in her town of ballyhara scarlett ventures out into the world of the english landowners and instantly becomes a sought after guest at many of their parties she having been scorned by rhett time and time again eventually agrees to marry luke the earl of fenton until rhett comes along in a clichéd night on white horse type of a rescue the scarlett miniseries fails even to do this justice raped by her fiancé and scorned by her family the series shows scarlett thrown in jail after she is blamed for a murder her cousin committed br br i heartily advise anyone considering spending their day watching this to rethink this decision br br ,0
working in a music store my collegue first tipped me this soundtrack the music of this movie is perfect one of my favorite cd s only years later i saw the movie i was afraid it would not fulfill my high expectations luckily it did a feel good romantic love story ,1
culled from the real life exploits of chuck connors and steve brodie in s new york the bowery is high energy and good natured br br but be warned casual racial epithets flow off the tongues of wallace beery and little jackie cooper the very first shot might be startling this is true to the time it was set and the time it was made and it also speaks to the diversity of population in that neck of the woods it certainly adds to the gritty flavor of the atmosphere br br beery as connors is the blustering thunder at the center of the action a loud mouth saloon keeper with his own fire brigade and he has a soft spot for ornery orphan cooper raft as brodie is connors slicker better looking rival in almost every endeavor brodie could never turn down a dare and loved attention leading up to a jump off the brooklyn bridge it is still debated whether he actually jumped or used a dummy br br beery is as bombastic as ever with a put on irish american accent he is just the gruff sort of character to draw children cats and ladies in distress this is possibly the most boisterous character raft ever played and he even gets to throw in a little dancing as well as a show of leg and again he mistakes the leading lady lovely fay wray for a prostitute cooper is as tough as either of them though he gets a chance to turn on the tears br br the highlight isn t the jump off the bridge but a no holds barred fistfight between connors and brodie that in closeup looks like a real brawl between the principals it s sure someone bruised more than an ego ,1
what the heck was this somebody obviously read stephen king and sartre in the same semester we get existential angst mixed in with cheap horror there were moments that were disturbing but each one was canceled out by horrible music cgi or acting br br the problem with weird narratives like this is that it feels lazy even david lynch s work feels like that at times and just like his interesting shows and movies it runs far far too long and sadly this is only minutes br br the cast was attractive and that is about the limit to this i suppose it touches on feelings of adolescents and the fear of loneliness we all have but just doesn t make the characters likable enough for us to care about their fates whatever they were the final scene leaves the whole thing ambiguous ,0
i read that jessie matthews was approached and turned down co starring with fred astaire in damsel in distress jessie matthews in her prime never left her side of the pond to do any american musical films if they had teamed for this film it would have been a once in a lifetime event br br it s a pity because damsel in distress has everything else going for it fred astaire story and adapted to screen by author p g wodehouse burns allen for comedy and songs by the gershwin brothers in answer to the question posed by the nice work if you can get it there isn t much you could ask more for this film br br except a leading lady though ginger rogers made several films away from fred astaire damsel in distress is the only film astaire made without rogers while they were a team young joan fontaine was cast in this opposite astaire br br her character has none of the bite that ginger rogers s parts do in these films all she basically has to do is act sweet and demure she also doesn t contribute anything musically and if i had to rate all the dancing partners of fred astaire joan fontaine would come out at the bottom the poor woman is just horrible in the things are looking up number br br when she co starred later on in a musical with bing crosby the emperor waltz it s no accident that fontaine is given nothing musical to do br br the version i have is a colorized one and in this case i think it actually did some good the idyllic lush green english countryside of p g wodehouse is really brought out in this vhs copy especially in that number i mentioned before with astaire and fontaine which does take place in the garden br br burns allen on the other hand as a couple of old vaudeville troopers complement astaire in grand style in the stiff upper lip number the surreal fun house sequence is marvelously staged br br p g wodehouse s aristocracy runs the gamut with constance collier at her haughty best and for once montagu love as fontaine s father as a nice man on film br br the biggest hit out of a damsel in distress is a foggy day maybe the best known song about the british capital city since london bridge is falling down done in the best simple elegant manner by fred astaire it s one of those songs that will endure as long as london endures and even after br br overlooking the young and inexperienced joan fontaine a damsel in distress rates as a classic classic score classic dancing classic comedy who could ask for anything more ,1
a scanner darkly minority report blade runner sin city and sky captain and the world of tomorrow – if you are a fan of any of these then this will be well worth checking out br br french animation project renaissance took seven years to make on a shoestring budget and tonight i finally got to see it at a private screening for the international film festival in stockholm my spontaneous reaction is awe my further reflection is huh neat and closer analysis regrettably gets a resounding meh it is a gorgeous science fiction triumph on the surface but scratch it or even poke it a little and its unnecessarily complex plot becomes glaringly apparent as do the flat characters br br nevertheless it is clear that the people at onyx films have done something spectacular with the aforementioned surface the visuals are staggering they have used live action motion capture fitted into key frame animation with stark jet black and bright white contrasts and a heavily shadowed rotoscoped background for those of you who are not down with the technical lingo the film looks like a fully animated sin city its fluid transparent dark and stylized template is complemented by great lurid lightning it s a vision yet much credit is also due to the crisp sound effects that take the form of humming futuristic weapons suspenseful music heavy raindrops and glass shards breaking it s every tech nerd s wet dream br br the film zooms in on an eerily lit bleak futurescape paris in which a major corporation called avalon has begun to interweave in the lives of the citizens with surveillance think the fluid transparent screens from minority report and genetic engineering the latter leads to a mysterious kidnapping of young researcher ilona voiced by the lovely romola garai cut to our hard boiled cop on suspension and protagonist karas daniel craig – a man who takes the law into his own hands – who is assigned the case of finding and retrieving ilona during this case he is being aided by illona s sister with whom he also begins a love affair a very half assed love affair if i may say so br br the world of renaissance is remarkable director christian volckman takes a fair jab at melting the noir themes and the result is an urban jungle filled with cads rats femme fatales and lonely detectives that hide in the shadows of the seedy slum the problem is that the creators undoubtedly felt the need to have extremely clear and spelled out archetypes in the story or the film would have been too surreal for mainstream audiences owing to its lurid animation format it follows then that we have a multitude of clichéd characters such as evil laughing villains sleazy crime bosses and butch tough chicks who blow smoke every chance they get it shoves noir in our faces and it isn t necessary br br what is worse is that the dialogue is a little contrived it seems as though every line exists for the sole reason of propelling the plot this is nothing fatal because the plot is so complex once it gets going that it needs some clear direction daniel craig helps here too by bringing a no nonsense attitude to his hard edged cop character at one point in renaissance he is seen in a vivid car chase that surely is one of the most adrenaline pumping and top notch sequences of the film unfortunately the novelty of the sci fi visuals have worn off post this car chase and renassaince could benefit from being slightly shorter in summary a very interesting but flawed futuristic comic book experience br br out of ,1
there is an inherent problem with commenting or reviewing a film such as this i remember feeling the same way after disliking dogma if you do not like a film that is odd and controversial like mulholland dr you are seen as not getting it of course for those who have already seen this film you know that the entire point is not getting it anyway br br i have heard from several different sources that the unique and likable aspect of this film is a dream like quality it has in other words the plot isn t structured like other films with the case of mulholland dr it seems more like an unfocused collage made by a third grade boy who procrastinated until the last second to do his art project it doesn t make sense it isn t supposed to but i know it was to be a tv series at first it appears lynch had a stack of unused film and decided to mash it in with a bunch of new stuff you will notice that toward the end the nudity sex and foul language increase all things he would not have filmed for television br br for a better film not told in a traditional linear fashion rent the thin red line from that was a great film this is not br br rating out of ten,0
i m the sort of person who went down to the local library and read books on babbage s difference engine whilst my schoolmates were playing football etc so if there is any such thing as a target audience for this film then i guess i d probably be included in that br br maybe i just need to watch it again a previous reviewer mentioned not to watch this film whilst being tired maybe that was my mistake br br i tried my best to enjoy this film and there are aspects of it that i do like but overall i found it amateurish and quite plodding br br being somewhat of a self confessed computer nerd i just can t help but pick up on the exact time frame when the movie was actually made and how the employed graphics reflect that time i e having played games of the era c f mind grind to cite one example this film cannot escape that bit colour low res multimedia explosion of that time now thankfully this has somewhat lessened in more recent years in the gaming world at least in favour of actual game play br br having to resort to watching this movie via a german fta satellite channel as i don t think it s ever been aired on uk fta tv well not recently anyway i was mildly amused to see the end credits note gottdog god dog had people working on it s design maybe it s mean spirited of me to be amused by this given that ten years have elapsed since the movie was made nevertheless the end result makes movie graphics from the eighties look good by comparison br br but as for the main story i agree that the format isn t the best idea like others i agree that ada deserves a film without the sci fi angle and a more straightforward biographical approach would perhaps be better suited to covering the life story of this remarkable lady br br there are fundamental mistakes that undermine my enjoyment of this movie first of all the underlying idea that somehow lost real world information from the past can be accurately reconstructed through some sort of extrapolation via software based intelligent agents seems somehow ludicrous br br also the theme running through the movie that a computing device can indeed predict the mechanics of all things through the course of time e g the winds is now known not to be the case br br ok so the victorians may have held this view but the th century works of gödel proving that no mathematical system can be complete turing s works on the limits of computability not to mention chaos theory and quantum mechanics have all completely undermined these ideas which seem central to how the modern day researcher s software is supposed to work br br finally the clicking of the mouse in the air to mean programming is also just plain wrong as previously mentioned br br this film maybe could have been ok but at least some technical and scientific consultation would have given the film some much needed credit in the believability stakes br br i won t forget the film though as like pi it is clearly a unique work but with too many fatal mistakes for me to truly enjoy it from me ,0
i ve been watching buffy the vampire slayer and really didn t begin to love the show until season started this episode hush was view by me alone in the dark just after midnight with my windows open and the wind blowing through furiously by an after storm the writers of this episode did an excellent job scaring the heck out of me i was in awe the entire episode which i just finished minutes ago amazing doesn t touch the surface of what this episode accomplishes with almost no dialogue if you ve never given this show much thought at least watch this episode if this doesn t impress you then no episode probably will br br btw my heart is still racing ,1
 der todesking is not exactly the type of film that makes you merry jörg buttgereit s second cult monument in a row which is actually a lot better than the infamous nekromantik exists of seven short episodes – one for each day of the week – revolving on unrelated people s suicides in between these already very disturbing episodes buttgereit inserts truly horrifying images of a severely decomposing male corpse the episodes aren t all equally powerful but as a wholesome der todesking is ranked quite high on the list of all time most depressing art house films particularly the episodes on wednesday involving a man explaining his sexual frustrations to a total stranger in the park and the one of sunday focusing on a younger man molesting himself to dead are extremely intense and devastating to observe the added value of this film or any other shockumenary like it is debatable and i m not even sure whether or not buttgereit had any type of message to communicate here there s the vague mentioning of an eerie chain letter that encourages its readers to commit suicide but mostly we remain uninformed about these people s motivations to end their lives so dramatically entirely unlike i expected der todesking isn t exploitative or repulsively graphic on the contrary actually i never could have hoped buttgereit would be so subtle and thoughtful regarding the portrayal of pure human misery the thursday episode is a perfect example of this as it stylishly shows different viewpoints of a famous german bridge while the names ages and occupations of persons who jumped off appear on the screen the production values are inescapably poor and the editing often lacks professionalism but this isn t what really counts in this type of cinema the subject matter is strong and forcing us to contemplate about the less cheerful – but also indispensable – aspects of life great use of tragic music too ,1
i recently rented this promising mini series i didn t even know they had adapted it for television i was really looking forward to it since the book icon is one of the best spy thrillers i have ever read what a disappointment it was the plot only loosely resembles the one in the book the characters are completely miscast and there s some appalling acting a shame really the story behind icon is perfect for the silver screen but i think television budgets just aren t big enough for a decent adaptation of this spectacular book br br forsyth deserves much much better than this avoid and stick to the book which is a must read ,0
maybe i m missing something because i ve read more positive things about the man who cheated himself than i have read bad reviews and i just don t get it i like my noirs to have a little style to them with characters that speak look and act like humphrey bogart in the big sleep or gene tierney in laura none of the characters in this movie have that style or presence or whatever you want to call it take the lead actor lee j cobb his rumpled rolled out of bed look is about as far from the dashing smooth talking noir archetype as you ll find or take jane wyatt as the femme fatale as another example this is one of the worst cases of miscasting i ve seen in a while she s just not convincing in the role br br as for the plot it s tired and lacks any real surprises or anything new for the genre i could have predicted the outcome of the man who cheated himself after about five minutes and that final cat and mouse chase scene is plain old dull ten to fifteen minutes of nothing happening really ruined any pacing the movie may have had going for it ,0
the best thing about shrieker is the dialogue like scream and i know what you did last summer this movie is cognizant of the conventions of this type of horror movie and manages to come up with a few good lines and scenes that play on those conventions unfortunately shrieker is just boring the plot is your basic ten little indians whodunnit with a monster controlled by one of the suspects victims you know from the beginning that each of the characters will get bumped off until only the hero ine is left to defeat the evil and this is exactly what happens absolutely no surprises and no tension production values and acting were ok but i had no motivation to watch to the end although i did because i already knew how the end scene would play out the ending did surprise me a bit because it managed to fizzle out literally instead of throwing out a bucket of special effects maybe the special effects budget had been spent up by the end ,0
 days no script that s what the dvd tells you is how the movie was made it s shot in blurry video that s occasionally used to good effect but it s really partially naked women sitting around in a room for most of the running time it is very well acted and this helps a lot but the killer only shows up once in a long time and the girls women sit and mope they don t try to escape or do anything too interesting so the whole thing grinds to a stand still after about minutes would have been a good short maybe even powerful even for eight days they do very little why because they had no script how many movies have been made without scripts not too many i wonder why that is how many great movies have been made from bad scripts not too many why is that working against this major problem the direction tries and does some interesting things but with what is essentially nothing topless girls shot in dark grainy colorless video sitting around will keep some going for a while but not for the short but too long feature length actors again deserve praise if only there was a script br br also the video quality or lack thereof is really low end they try to use it to advantage and at times some shots look they are from miami vice the recent movie that is but that s not intended to compliment miami vice or this failed venture ,0
 in april the university of chicago agreed to operate argonne national laboratory with an association of midwestern universities offering to sponsor the research argonne thereby became the first national laboratory it did not however remain at its original location in the argonne forest in it moved farther west from the windy city to a new site on illinois farmland when alvin weinberg visited argonne s director walter zinn in he asked him what kind of reactor was to be built at the new site when zinn described a heavy water reactor operating at one tenth the power of the materials testing reactor under design at oak ridge weinberg joked it would be simpler if zinn took the oak ridge design and operated the materials testing reactor at one tenth capacity the joke proved unintentionally prophetic br br the s plant used convection to separate the isotopes in thousands of tall columns it was built next to the k power plant which provided the necessary steam much less efficient than k the s plant was torn down after the war br br concerned that the atomic energy commission research program might become too academic lilienthal established a committee of industrial advisers and during a november visit to oak ridge he discussed with clark center manager of carbide carbon a subsidiary of union carbide corporation at oak ridge the possibility of the company assuming management of the laboratory br br prince henry of prussia arriving in washington and visiting the german embassy evidently with prince henry of prussia according to the principles of science and its dangers their were already concerns with the applications of new science with military applications the hohenzollern ii kaiser wilhelm s splendid yacht at the th st pier new york taken at the exact moment of prince henry s arrival and the raising of the royal standard if royalty knew of these necessary precautions to citizen welfare then what was the necessity of the warfare wwi and wwii the quality of management control i presume br br thus did the commandos of operation swallow volunteer for a military mission or a business plan based on the security principles of laboratory management because supposedly their were no survivors and the ones who were caught in europe ordered to be executed of the man commando team the survivors who were captured were executed under orders of the german army against subversion and espionage acts of the state of germany br br the führer no g kdos okw wfst führer hq oct signed adolph hitler translation of document no ps office of u s chief of counsel certified true copy kipp major declassified dod march reproduced at the u s national archives br br the oss society® whittier ave mclean va ,1
interesting concept that just doesn t make it i watched the whole movie but had to read imdb comments to find out what code meant if when it was explained in the film i must have been in a coma or possibly brain dead by then i only watched it for tim robbins the fact that i did not know any of the other actors should have been a tip off we all have to start somewhere but this film should not be it as to the anti empathy virus virus holy utility belt batman where were the joker the riddler etc also why are the women all so damned ugly if i want to see less than plain stick figures i ll just walk down the street the best part of the film was the car crash it was totally believable and not over the top like most movie crashes ,0
this has to be the worst movie i ve seen this year and i watch a lot of cable the plot is just ridiculous the scenes are just thrown at you with no action no start or ending of any scene it s just random idiots with make up that scream in some plane the special effects spielberg would laugh his ass off are horrible the yellow eye contact lenses are cute though i have to admin that i couldn t bear to watch it to the end the scene where the great scientist bennett was holding for dear life by the engine body was too much for me i m sorry for my bad english i am from romania and this is my first post i had to sign up just to make a comment on this movie because i just can t believe that this is a movie released in ,0
chen kaige gives us magnificent depth of atmosphere yes it s a period piece but chen s artistic use of imagery makes it something more the actors often behave like players using the stylized diction postures and facial expressions of peking opera all the actors in a scene play to the back wall even when addressing each other they are like spirits of the past enunciating with powerful clarity a story with urgent meaning for those in the present combined with close attention to scale and masterful cinematography indoors and out jing ke ci qin wang is a stunning tale told with great reverence in its own idiom that captivates completely ,1
corben bernsen directed horror film about a chemical weapon being released in a sporting event and turning everyone in to insane monsters we watch as the staff at a radio station takes reports br br its has moments but mostly it plays like a lifetime horror movie with breasts and blood there are some really good ideas here but they just don t work actually the film s ideas are better handled in a film called pontypool which pretty much works all the way through and builds tension by not showing us anything this shows us stuff and it just seems cheap given the choice i d watch pontypool again rather than watch this film again ,0
this film was seen by my wife and i when it came out in it was a revelation to us we actually thought that we were the only gay and lesbian couple who had ever married and had children obviously we were wrong love may come from where you don t expect it and maybe don t want it but we both chose that love anyway br br and no it never changed our sexual orientation that kind of stuff is for the christian wackos br br when we were young we both had affairs but never with the opposite sex as we aged we stopped having extramarital affairs br br this story is not far fetched however the suggestion that they became heterosexuals seems pretty unrealistic to me my wife and i have been sleeping together for the last years we are still gay end of story ,1
while in her deathbed ann lord vanessa redgrave repeats the name harris and recalls the day on the s when she was an aspirant singer and traveled from new york to be the maid of honor of her wealthy friend lila wittenborn mamie gummer in newport ann grant claire danes is welcomed by lila s alcoholic and reckless brother buddy hugh dancy in the wittenborn s cottage at seaside and he tells her that his sister is in love actually for their friend and servant harris arden patrick wilson who fought in the war and has graduated in medicine later the bride to be confesses her true feelings about harris to ann however when ann meets harris she has a crush on him and they have a brief affair during one night stand while a tragedy happens with buddy meanwhile ann s daughters the insecure and unstable nina mars toni collette and the happy wife and mother constance haverford natasha richardson are worried with their mother and have differences to be resolved br br evening has one of the best feminine casts i have ever seen in a movie with magnificent performances the resemblance of the stunning mamie gummer with her mother meryl streep is amazing and she has a performance that honors the name of her mother the locations costumes set decoration cinematography and soundtrack are also awesome unfortunately the plot is confused and i have not clearly understood the message of this film why motherhood is so important in the story was constance engendered in the night stand of ann and harris and he would be her father why ann and harris have not stayed together if the guy really loved her like he confesses in their occasional encounter in new york which issues ann lord has resolved after the visit of lila ross was buddy wittenborn bisexual or his love for harris was a fraternal love why nina mars changed her thoughts about motherhood in the end it seems that the screenplay writers or the director failed since they were not able to make sense and fulfillment to the beautiful love story my vote is seven br br title brazil ao entardecer in the eventide ,1
horrendous pillaging of a classic br br it wasn t written convincingly at all why mary should develop such sympathy for bates he may be more stable until they start playing pranks with him but he still doesn t help himself at all with his actions inviting a comparative stranger to stay alone with him in his until recently disused motel telling the attractive young girl of his past mental issues lying about the knives etc this in addition to her previous knowledge should have kept mary extremely wary of him but this somehow doesn t happen just so they can play the mistaken identity murder game later on which in itself is also ridiculous so and so is the real killer plus her as well also him there were too many contrived twists in order to slap a story on screen when the narrative didn t need extending br br it was good to see perkins reprising his famous role again but that s about the only small pleasure to be had it s definitely not a patch on hitchcock and if you have no intention of even trying to get close then you shouldn t be bothering at all ,0
end of days is one of the worst big budget action movies i ve ever seen muddling direction meandering script loaded with lame dialogues and gaping plot holes rapid fire mtv style editing and poor acting all the way br br that s not to say end of days isn t watchable the movie kept me interested because i found ah nuld s latest action flick laughably stupid for being so inept and silly when it comes to logic without the sense of logic the movie dies quicker which is why end of days deserved a huge drop of box office reception in its second week after the opening in the u s br br i won t go into the details explaining why end of days violates the law of movie logic but here are several problems with this movie br br spoiler br br after the devil walks out the restaurant explodes without any trace as to how he did it no snapping finger no tampered energy gas to ignite the fire nothing how could this happen br br arnold and his annoying sidekick kevin pollack somehow magically comes up with the name christine york after examining the phrase christ in new york carved on a victim s body runs the database on the computer and viola christine york the only person with the exact name in all of new york city beyond my suspension of disbelief br br how did the characters who have come in contact with arnold s character turn against him later in the movie i laughed out loud when i recognized the good stepmother turned evil stepmother is the same actress who played a nanny in william shakespeare s romeo juliet her ironic transition from that film to this was absolutely hilarious if you can imagine br br all the mindlessly huge explosions and gunfires what did you expect in the arnold schwarzenegger vehicle br br the devil took a man s body comprising of flesh and blood yet he s invisible to bullets and explosions by healing through that body logically this is impossible br br as the devil demostrates the illusion in the apartment arnold s character runs into the solid christmas tree that supposedly is an illusion and falls on it physically br br the devil is capable of punching the person s brains out and twisting a victim s head degree yet he could not kill arnold s character as he always intends to br br how the devil s object of desire s parents died and why evil new yorkers run after arnold and the object of desire were never explained at all br br in the sequence that s a rip off of speed arnold and the devil s object of desire manage to escape the subway train wreck by the short distance inside unscathed this is beyond my comprehension since the force would be enough to throw arnold and the object of desire around violently and die from fatal wounds seconds after impact br br arnold suffers the brutal beating from the mob sanctioned by the devil and put him on the cross to hang against the wall yet the devil forgot to take the time and opportunity to kill him for convenience s sake br br at the beginning of the movie after the devil took over a man s body all of a sudden arnold is his bodyguard is this a coincidence or just an example of bad editing br br arnold s recital of cringe inducing dialogues in the particularly laughable scenes like you are a choirboy compared to me are the perfect fodder for mstk just as eraser did with the classic line you re the luggage br br the whole theory about is downright ludicrous so are the pseudo religious babble about the christian theology involving the end of the world at precisely midnight and the fanatic killers who know the location of the devil s object of desire br br end spoilers br br it is highly ironic that end of days uses the scattered profanities abusing the deity while rambling about christian theories the level of violence in the film is excessive and gruesome and is therefore unnecessary to serve the plot the director s indulgence of excess is a factor here he surely doesn t know how to make a coherent action movie from the screenwriter of air force one who was only obliged to write the script just for a big sum of money br br hence end of days is a worthless film with no redeeming value except for campiness arnold s worst since hercules in new york br br br br br br br br br br ,0
maybe it s unfair to dislike a movie for what it isn t rather than what it is but i approached this hoping that finally a filmmaker would make a movie about small town rural gay men and women instead the focus is primarily on the outrageous bigotry big news of the locals and those in outlying areas and the really gruesome torture murder of a young gay man br br so much time devoted to stupid people squawking about aids sin hellfire and perverts so much time devoted to the ghoulish preacher ranting about the bible and gay people getting what they deserve br br i wanted to see more of the people that came to the small town gay bar not those who opposed it in addition the young man who was murdered isn t even from this town br br the whole movie works as a warning rather than a celebration and it s very suspect ,0
just saw this film at resfest and was floored i ve never been a huge fan of scratching but this film had me hooked from the getgo it s listed as a documentary but never really felt like one can t remember the last time i had so much fun watching a documentary it has a style and an energy that is refreshing insightful and never too preachy the production values were up there too shot on film with cool cuts and an amazing soundtrack overall a smart entertaining and enlightening piece ,1
there s the danger with the critic philosopher slavoj zizek with his film directed by sophie fiennes which takes together a wonderful amalgam of silent horror sci fi surreal and other contemporary thrillers together to make his points ofr freudian comparisons to overload but in the pervert s guide to cinema he also makes even the more far reaching points a point of departure from any other analysis i ve seen on a collective section of films while it doesn t cover the expansive territory scorsese s movie documentaries cover the same attachments are there and zizek has a definite love for all of these perverse examples and films primarily the work of hitchcock lynch chaplin and tarkovsky yet one shouldn t go into seeing this if you can find it that is i got to see it almost by luck thinking zizek will just try and dissect all of the psycho sexual parts or parts referring it in an obtuse deranged manner if anything he opens up one to points that might never be considered otherwise would one think of three of the marx brothers as representations of the id super ego and ego harpo s example is most dead on for me br br he s not just one to take on the classics though he also considers the food for thought in the matrix and fight club in representations of the split between fantasy and reality and if the matrix needs the energy as much as the energy needs the matrix for the former and in the attachment of violence in dealing with one s own self as well as ones double in the latter he even throws in a piece from the pivotal moment in revenge of the sith when anakin becomes darth vader and the implications of shunning away fatherhood under that back mask at the very moment his children s births happens elsewhere the ideals of fatherhood male sexuality the male point of view in turning fantasy into reality at which point zizek rightfully points to as the moment of a nightmare s creation and female subjectivity are explored perhaps most dead on with vertigo this too goes for a scene that zizek deconstructs as if it s the zapruder film where he dissects the three colliding points of psycho sexual stance in the don t you look at me scene in blue velvet br br now it would be one thing if zizek himself went about making these sincere excited and somehow plausible points just face on to the camera or mostly in voice over as scorsese does but he goes a step further to accentuate his points of fantasy and reality and how they overlap intersect become one and the same or spread off more crucially into some netherworld or primordial feeling for some characters i e lost highway by putting himself in the locations the films take place in funniest is first seeing him in the boat heading towards the same dock tippi hedren s boat heads to at the beginning of the birds equally funny is as he waters the blue velvet lawn he goes on to explain the multi faceted points of frank booth only one when he s in solaris like territory does it seem a little cheesy but zizek seems to be having a lot of fun with this set up and after a while one bypasses the potential crux of this gimmick and zizek s words come through br br there were some films i of course would ve expected chiefly from hitchcock and lynch but a treat for movie buffs come from seeing two things the movies that one would never think of seeing in a film about films titled the pervert s guide of cinema top two for me would be the disney pluto cartoon and the exposition on chaplin s films albeit with a great note about the power and distinction of voice and the ones that one hasn t seen yet i e the ventriloquist horror film dr mabuse stalker among a few others that inspire immediate feelings of wow i have to see that immediately no questions asked zizek is a powerful writer with his work and puts it forward with a clarity that reminds one why we watch movies in the first place to be entertained sure but also to have that actual experience of sitting down and having something up there as he put it looking into a toilet it s probably one of the greatest films about cinema and in such a splendidly narrow analysis of how freud works its way into films regarding desire the id super ego ego and of the supernatural in fantasy that you may never see unless distribution finally kicks in if only on the smallest levels ,1
having just watched acacia i find that i have to agree with the negative reviews here i like asian and korean horror and i had great expectations for this film man was i disappointed watching this i kept thinking surely they just do this to catch me off guard later on and for a while i expected something ingenious to happen however i slowly realised that the film really is that bad it is the cheapest cash in into the asian horror market i have seen so far br br the basic story is perhaps not even that bad but the way it is filmed it seems like the most laughable plot ever the tree as a scary device might be okay if used cleverly but all the filmmaker does is giving us different shots of yes a tree over and over again he seems to hope that the tree will do all the work for him in terms of tension and build up but it just feels like what it is shots of a tree for goodness sake br br slow build ups can be very effective and a film that presents the viewer with only few glimpses of what is wrong might deliver good scares but not acacia sure we get a glimpse of a child on a tricycle disappearing around a corner and yet again meaningful shots of the tree from above or underneath or the side but these scenes are just not scary they feel silly especially because you realise that the director means them to be scary they simply aren t br br apart from that i agree with some of the other reviewers that the characters are ridiculous in particular the one character s descent into madness is laughable however what really breaks acacia is the terrible editing its hard to see why scenes were cut together the way they are but it s bad and it kills any spark of interrest it might have had it also makes me feel patronised because i can see what they are trying to achieve with it but i cannot believe that they think i would fall for such cheap ploys br br there are lots of great asian ghost films and lots of bad ones but this is by far the worst i have seen they must have been going through the list of what to put into ghost movies and ticked them all off but in the end they forgot to add the actual movie ,0
watching this on comcast on demand br br every time i see this musical i am amazed at the songs one show stopper after another br br this interpretation is for me magical the songs sparkle the vocals orchestrations and choreography are amazing for a made for tv movie better than many stage versions i have seen br br the debate over bette just doesn t make sense she is mamma her voice is brilliant and yet full of the pathos of the stage mother living through her daughters i still get tears at the end when she finally has her moment of glory no matter how faded that glory is br br the tulsa louise duet dance is on now fabulous br br stephen sondheim is the king of musical theatre his lyrics just roll off the tongue like silk styne s music is perhaps the best ever penned for the stage screen br br thank god we have this masterpiece of the american musical theatre captured on dvd ,1
i mention that there may be a spoiler here just to be cautious because of what i discuss although i don t really think i am giving away anything important any suprises are really unimportant to this film s success or a viewer s ability to enjoy it br br while not without some very minor flaws this is a beautiful and very moving film about friendship time uncertainty and the choices people make about their lives yet at the same time it is also a very humorous film with small mostly understated bits of comedy woven in throughout for much of the film it progresses at a fairly leisurely pace but it does not seem slow at all since the film draws one into it and into the lives of the characters and at first it is mostly rather light hearted some have commented that much of the film seems slow but it is such a wonderful portrayal of the lives of such sympathetic characters that one could watch it almost endlessly as it progresses the film becomes more emotional and moving up to the very end and the progression is handled wonderfully br br eventually some of the characters decide to rob a bank and although it is perhaps somewhat hard to believe that is beside the point it is a wonderful addition to emphasise the love that these friends have for each other while at the same time it accents the humour and adds a little more irony to the film and although hardly original to have a bunch of old guys rob a bank the context and details are quite original and they do it wonderfully making it really quite funny as well such as when ismet if i remember correctly exaggerates his aggressiveness to disguise the fact he s old br br as i said most of the other comedy is rather low key but still very humorous so i was constantly chuckling throughout br br the actors are probably the real key to this film they imbue the characters with deep personality and sympathy and portray them with great care and warmth there are some small transformations or tiny details of the characters personalities which are pulled off smoothly and beautifully of course the film is about the personalities of these very characters and how they care for and interact with one another it succeeds so well because of them and if lesser actors had the roles the movie could well have failed br br gule gule is not without sadness but that simply provides the full range of emotions and provides a more powerful experience in fact the film is so moving and filled with so much love from such rich characters that it is in the end a very heart warming satisfying and even happy film despite its sadness i could watch it over and over ,1
thunderbirds br br director jonathan frakes br br starring bill paxton ben kingsley brady corbet br br thunderbirds are go br br and so began thunderbirds a childhood favorite of mine when i heard that they were going to make a thunderbirds movie i was ecstatic i couldn t wait to see thunderbird roar in to save people while thunderbird would dive deep into the you get the idea i just couldn t wait then came august when the movie was finally released critics panned it but i still wanted to go after all as long as the heart was in the same place that was all that mattered to me so i sat down in the theater the only teenager in a crowd of everyone else was over thirty and under ten quite possibly the most awkward theater experience that i have ever had br br the movie which is intended to be a prequel focuses on alan tracy brady corbet the youngest of the tracy family he spends his days wishing that he could be rescuing people like the rest of his family but he s too young one day he finally gets his chance when the hood ben kingsley traps the rest of his family up on thunderbird the space station this involves him having to outsmart the hood s henchmen and rescue his family in time before the hood can steal all of the money from the bank of england br br trust me the plot sounds like a regular episode of thunderbirds when you read it on paper once it gets put on to film what a mess we have on our hands first off the film was intended for children much like the original show was however gerry anderson treated us like adults and gave us plots that were fairly advanced for children s programming this on the other hand dumbs down the plot as it tries to make itself a ripoff of the spy kids franchise the final product is a movie that tries to appeal to fans of the thunderbirds series and children while missing both entirely lame jokes cartoonish sounds and stupid antics that no one really finds amusing are all over this movie and i m sure that jonathan frakes is wishing he d never directed this br br over all everyone gave a solid performance considering the script that they were all given ben kingsley was exceptional as the hood playing the part extremely well my only complaint about the characters is about the hood s henchmen who are reduced to leftovers from old looney tunes cartoons bumbling about as amazingly enough the kids take them on with ease br br what s odd about this movie is that while i was watching the movie i had fun but once the lights went up i realized that the movie was fairly bad i was lighter and two hours of my time were now gone a guilty pleasure perhaps nonetheless thunderbirds is a forgettable mess instead of a big go i m going to have to recommend that you stay away from this movie if the rest of movie could have been like the first ten minutes of it it would have been an incredible film worthy of the thunderbirds name however we get a movie that only die hard thunderbirds fans if you d like to watch your childhood torn to pieces or the extremely bored should bother with br br my rating for thunderbirds is ½ stars ,0
i thought this would be a fun comedy with no sex or nudity in it well there s no sexual content but as for being a fun comedy i only remember laughing a total three times during the green butchers the hilarity is centered around cannibalism and mental retardation which is just sick humor in a bad way br br i should have walked out of this film and i m kicking myself because i didn t in fact i shouldn t have seen this movie in the first place the only good that came out of this film was was the fact that bjarne and his brother finally made amends and put their ugly past behind them i advise any well meaning individual to steer clear of this gross out flick ,0
i am a big fan of ludlum s work and of the covert one books and i had often thought how incredible they would be made into a film imagine my excitement then on learning that such a movie actually existed the hades factor being the first in the series seemed an obvious place to start br br from the outset the film was disappointing simple elements from the film such as griffin s first meeting with smith are needlessly different from the book and much less exhilarating several characters are poorly cast too for starters dorff is woeful as smith not a bad actor just an incredibly bad choice as he is far too soft and fails to exhibit many of the features that are definitive of john smith br br re naming re assignment and even omission of certain characters further degrades this film for example the removal of victor tremont and the entire back story of the virus including the involvement of vaxham makes the entire point to the film somewhat hazy marty zellerbach is a very large part of the book and in the seat he takes vary much a back seat not to mention that the film character shares nothing in common with the character in the book is another big mistake br br rachel russel is presumably supposed to be randi russel from the book not only is she supposed to be the sister of sophie amsden should be called sophia russel but she is also supposed to work from the cia not covert one which brings me to my final point and i think one of the most important covert one doesn t even exist at this point not until the second book of the series is covert one devised by the president as a preventative measure against further biological terrorism br br to be honest i could go on all day in short if you like the books and want to see a good adaptation i m afraid you ll be bitterly disappointed even as an action movie it is thoroughly average mainly due to very lack luster editing and poor effects the bumbled story line and dull as ditch water script are the final nails in the very cheap coffin of this film ,0
admirable but weak james bond film mainly because both the hero bond and villain blofeld were seriously miscast lazenby is too big and innocent looking to play bond he looks and acts more like the good natured but dim witted sidekick in a police action movie the director and writer try to establish his credibility but his saying of lines like royal baluga north of the just aren t effective in establishing him as this worldly and suave rogue savalas doesn t do a bad job but his characterization and behavior is more fitting of a mob gangster the best portrayed characters of the movie are those of tracy and her father but the performances by those actors when sharing the screen with lazenby only serve to emphasize his deficiencies as an actor this movie is too long mins for a bond film and doesn t offer any excitement until bond s mountain escape where it begins to pick up this film tries very hard but falls short many bondian elements are present and the climatic battle is top notch but i always get a sense of something missing when watching this one ,0
a very carelessly written film poor character and idea development the silly plot and weak acting by just about the ensemble cast didn t help seriously watching this movie will not make you smile it may make you retch ,0
this is quite possibly the worst movie of all time it stars shaquille o neil and is about a rapping genie apparently someone out there thought that this was a good idea and got suckered into dishing out cash to produce this wonderful masterpiece the movie gets out of ,0
i felt compelled to write a review after seeing the only review which gave this film a suspiciously high rating i say suspicious because it looks less like a review but more like a publicity statement perhaps the filmmaker himself or one of his mates has written that review naughty naughty br br i watched this movie on the propeller channel on sky tv expecting it to be truly awful the special effects used were to be honest very very good for a low budget film and some of the acting wasn t that bad either but most of the acting was really awful but well done for trying as i expect most were pals of the filmmaker br br i think the filmmaker has done really well by trying to punch above his weight i did find some of the film funny because it was trying to be super cool when it just wasn t br br if you don t take this film too seriously and watch it whilst drunk with some mates you might well have a good time but probably not in the way it was intended this film is no way a but worth watching for a laugh bearing in mind it was made on a very very low budget and in fairness due credit to those involved in it s production ,0
joan fontaine stars as the villain in this victorian era film she convincingly plays the married woman who has a lover on the side and also sets her sights on a wealthy man miles rushworth who is played by herbert marshall mr marshall is quite good as miles miss fontaine acted her part to perfection she was at the same time cunning calculating innocent looking frightened and charming it takes an actress with extraordinary talent to pull that off joan fontaine looked absolutely gorgeous in the elegant costumes by travis banton also in the film is joan s mother lillian fontaine as lady flora i highly recommend this film ,1
after watching the series premiere of talk show with spike feresten i took a moment to really think wow there are actually good shows on after besides snl and i was also sad to see that it was only minutes long his great writing skills helped this show overcome a series lack of money and helping hands electronic lincoln was hilarious and i really think this will be a good dark horse talk show br br i was very happy with the way he handled it and gave andy richtor some good lines to work with as you would have suspected it was a little shaky but for that kind of time slot it was very good br br overall if you are not someone on weed or even if you are and you don t have something more important to do than watch this great piece and have a fun time doing it ,1
why what a disgusting joke of a supposed movie from the poster it looked like a cute movie what a disappointment who the heck is the male lead he looks like an old retarded retired reject cop i am a cop and i can tell the man can t act go back to being a cop no screen presence why did they show his bare ass so as if he is mel gibson hell no put the filmmaker out of business this guy has no business making a movie i seriously doubt women or gay men find him attractive whoever cast the film is a no talent hack who cast no talent hacks in the lead it s great that us white guys are alway getting the asian women but why an ugly white guy why not dean cain or brad pitt as the white boyfriend why to asian women like ugly white guys or black guys in what i see don t get it must be low self esteem br br the only hot girl who can act in the movie was the kate holliday why was there one hot white chick among all the rest of the ugly asian chicks who think they are hot and can act br br only two actors in this movie the host of the poetry at the end of the movie and the one hot white chick in the massage house tl young and kate holliday should have been the leads in the movie br br the asia character was ridiculous looked like she was trying too hard to be some kind of ghetto sexy black girl key word here is trying br br gina you can t act and you are not hot enough physically for this kind of role you need to play character roles and be more humble in your self presentation br br i think the actress is gina hirazumi i looked her up on the imdb and she is a great asian actress if that is the case i don t want to see what the bad asian american actresses are br br no wonder hollywood doesn t have asian american actors if this is the best they got they were supposedly winning some kind of asian film award give me break it looked like they just made a movie for the sake of putting a bunch of asian girls in them they aren t even hot gina you are not hot stop trying play character roles and improve your acting you are not a leading female type br br if this movies makes money pigs can fly sorry for being so blunt but i feel that these actors actresses need to either get better or work on their craft for the exception of the two actors i mentioned who should have played the leads i say this in love for all the asian lead girls in the film please do what your parents say and go and be doctors lawyers and engineers and do acting on the side for fun hopefully that is what you are doing now i am not trying to be mean but hoping this will be read and push you people to either get better or go do another business there was not even a message ethically in this movie br br i would not be surprised if soap girls was secretly funded by members of the ku klux klan special department of asian american hate propaganda of the klan br br otherwise asian people must hate themselves seeing this film makes me as the viewer grateful that i am not asian you folks are pathetic have some self respect you asian people ,0
this was obviously the worst movie ever made ketchup was the starring role in this movie and would be the only nominee for an award cause the plot actors and anything related to this farce was absolutely horrible and ridiculous i could have made a better horror flick in my backyard within two hours with a hand held camera using grass stuffed dummies as the actors atleast the acting would have been better don t waste your time or money on this one it s extremely cheesy and horrible ,0
i imagine that the young people involved in the making of necromancy aka the witching plus a bunch of other titles must have felt a little weird being on the set of a horror movie with the man who participated with john houseman in the production of a proletarian play the cradle will rock scared people into thinking that aliens were invading the war of the worlds and directed and starred in the greatest movie of all time citizen kane and now orson welles was starring in a third rate flick about a satanic cult br br there s basically nothing creative about this movie lots of nudity but the background music always proves really distracting even if the movie wasn t particularly predictable it still wasn t worth seeing how low welles had sunk fortunately over the final thirteen years of his life he narrated the documentary bugs bunny superstar about the warner bros cartoons of the s and hosted the documentary the man who saw tomorrow about nostradamus i recommend those two but not this one just avoid it br br also starring pamela franklin and michael ontkean ,0
all i have to say is one word sucks the only reason i gave this a is because josh hartnett was in it and he s cool should have beat that klein guys ass stupid dumb and brainless by the end of this movie you can t stand klein and you really don t care what happens to leelee hartnett was the only good thing about it ,0
this movie was sadly under promoted but proved to be truly exceptional entering the theatre i knew nothing about the film except that a friend wanted to see it br br i was caught off guard with the high quality of the film i couldn t image ashton kutcher in a serious role but his performance truly exemplified his character this movie is exceptional and deserves our monetary support unlike so many other movies it does not come lightly for me to recommend any movie but in this case i highly recommend that everyone see it br br this films is truly exceptional ,1
this is a really sad and touching movie it deals with the subject of child abuse it s really sad but mostly a true story because it happens everyday elijah wood and joseph mazzello play the two children or lorraine bracco a single mother who just tries to make a home for them while living with her parents a man who likes to be called the king comes into their life he hits the youngest boy bobby but the two brothers vow not to tell their mother but finally she finds out after the bobby is hurt badly the end kind of ruined it for me because it is so totally unbelievable but except for that i love the movie ,1
when this series aired i watched most of it i think it was supposed to be a long running series in the vein of the fugitive and the incredible hulk where the protagonist is being chased around the country looking for a solution to his problems in this case the hero s problem is his progressive aging in reverse i liked what i saw of these shows the acting was good especially the sorrowful relationship between the lead character and his wife problem is they cancelled it before it had a chance to end either that or i missed the last episodes br br they never got a chance to wrap up the story either knowing it had been cancelled poof it was just gone however like i said before i might have missed the last episodes but my proof to the contrary is this i rented the tape where i left off in the series the lead character s wife dies in a fire started by a chase involving king s famous organization the shop while getting away hero is kidnapped it ends with his friends realizing they have to go save him from the shop the end last episode on the video his wife does not die but escapes the fire with him right when he should get nabbed by the shop he and his wife share a weird moment then phase out of existence abrupt silly and cheap to the extreme they just wanted to put this video out and decided to tag on an ending not caring how bad it was they might as well of just shown some stock footage of the first atomic bomb detonations almost pythonesque br br the show did have a cool opening title sequence set to the david bowie song of the same name,0
the fact that most of the budget for this presumably went on the heavy duty cast list shouldn t have mattered if it had been staged with flair and imagination and some sympathy for the original s satirical intent instead we get risibly bad song and dance sequences featuring picturesque beggars and whores and the final alienation is accomplished by pulling back to reveal the action has taken place on a music hall stage appropriately enough for a production that s more lionel oliver blair than brecht the acting talent is shamefully misused migenes and walters are good but don t have to try very hard migenes at least has a great voice and some feel for the material julia looks perfect as mack but struggles with the character straitjacketed by a fake plummy accent harris s peachum is embarrassingly mannered and polly is atrocious the adaptations of lyrics script and music are often awkward it was a bad move to base the film on marc blitzstein s bowdlerised broadway version but at least his words were singable unlike most of what s been interpolated in gestures of faithfulness and the attempt at overcoming the low budget by filming at claustrophobic angles on mist shrouded sets lit in garish blues and oranges as if by some bargain basement vittorio storaro fails utterly the film just looks cheap shoddy and thoughtlessly made disgraceful ,0
i first started watching the outer limits back in when i was and it just blew my mind every week with each episode every episode had a twist and each week i couldn t wait for the next how the writers managed to do every episode so well and make it different from each over a course of seasons is beyond me this show manages to teach us about life robotics alien and human encounters and an insight into more of the paranormal and how it affects the people what really makes this a good show are the characters in each episode they really show emotion and are really good actors what you ll also notice each week is an actor actress you ll know from a past show which is pretty neat in its own way br br if you wanna chill out and sit back with a good sci fi show then the outer limits is for you,1
anna christie greta garbo returns to see her father chris george f marion after years he is the skipper of a boat and she stays to travel with him during this time she meets matt charles bickford and they fall in love matt and chris don t see eye to eye and anna has a secret to confess br br what a boring story it starts badly with george f marion and marie dressler playing drunks in a bar the scene goes on forever and they are both terrible its also hard to understand them in fact its difficult to understand the whole cast i missed whole sections of dialogue between bickford marion and garbo because it is incomprehensible garbo is obviously something special as you are drawn to her every time that she is on screen and her presence gives this film the stars that i have given to it but nothing really happens its a boring story with atrocious accents you ll do well to stay awake ,0
just the ultimate masterpiece in my opinion every line every phrase every picture is exactly in place and lindsay crouse and joe mantegna are just the cool shrink and the sleazy con man so well cast out of ,1
from the beginning of the film i found myself laughing trying to keep quiet so i did not wake anyone in the house this didn t continue so much throughout the rest of the film i didn t find everything completely laugh out loud funny but still i found certain things quite funny at the beginning i had to hold in laughter when he drops the very crafty looking hand grenade down his sleeve then there are scenes where you will just smile like when the barber falls through a roof into someones apartment i can see that being quite funny but in todays days and time that has been done quite a lot it didn t feel original though at the time i m sure it was i loved hynkels hitlers bursts of raging german with the nice subtle english translation br br the final scene is wildly discussed because well it s absolutely true and so very intelligently constructed though the film is sixty eight years old the final scene is still relevant today if this doesn t show how great a writer chaplin is then i don t know what will the acting in this scene in particular was quite good the barber transcended the message perfectly and makes you realise the serious nature of the film at the same time enjoying the humorous side br br another element about this film is the fact that this was such a brave film that almost feels ahead of it s time of course chaplin did not know what was going to happen after he was not aware of the holocaust obviously he s also gone on record as to saying if he had of known he would not of made this film the fact this film is so anti hitler is interesting it s more interesting that it wasn t anti germany which would be very easy to have done back in those times chaplin could of easily made this a propaganda film but instead did something more he made an honest film br br i recommend anyone remotely interested in this film to see it as well those who has studied or is studying hitler and wwii to watch this film it s entertaining to say the least it doesn t have an annoying out dated feel that some films of the time did unlike most comedies this film actually has a message it tries to bring to you watch this film you will be better off for having seen it ,1
admittedly you can put a model airplane against a black background and call it sci fi and thats enough to get me interested so if you are like that black horizon will at least get you interested before you watch it the best part of the movie is when they rehash some actual footage of a shuttle launch br br the movie plays like the naked gun series spoofing cop dramas with bad clichés and bad acting unfortunately i don t think they meant to be funny the actors really are made of cardboard the dialog really does suck so well just have to laugh at them and not with them br br on a side note it is rare to see a movie that takes place half in outer space half on earth and doesn t mix in the expected extraterrestrials and supernatural events i really do ache for more realistic drama based on our space endeavors ,0
i wasted dollars renting this complete piece of crap dr zack is the most unlovable lead character i have ever seen the movie was full of every cliche you could ever think of and contained not a single ounce of originality there was the typical sexism portrayed by rugged foreigners all the guys had those too proud to take advice attitudes that are as stale as grandma s christmas fruitcake the concept and deaths were really cool but they lose all novelty once the monster is revealed read the spoiler at the end nothing else is really revealed though the ending is the biggest cop out you ve ever seen i predicted everything before it happened including who would die and how the dialogue is lacking and that s an understatement by far there s mostly just random yelling thoughtful staring and chunky sentences the actors are just god awful i don t want to talk about this movie anymore it s making me angry i just wonder if the director even watched it when it was done br br spoiler alert save dollars the monster is just a bunch of ants that evolved so now they need bones so they can move around nevermind the fact that this serves no evolutionary advantage whatsoever and that the ants just killed whoever was available though the movie acts like they kill out of necessity this movie made me dumber the end consists of the lead idiot killing the mother ant a big blob thing which destroys all the other ants pretty cliche eh he almost wusses out at the end because of a sudden emotional attachment to the mother thing that overcomes him give me a break ,0
i realize the line on my summary is not too polite br br this film written directed by scott caan starring giovanni ribisi don cheadle himself runs a long minutes br br there is a dog in this puppy of a movie he is cute br br the movie opened in u s theatres in late april for one week grossed all of it quickly went to dvd in early august br br we were only able to take about minutes before we turned the dvd off br br this was the type of movie that played on lower half of double bill you saw the main film figured lets see what this one is like you might have walked out before we shut it off br br the actors the young ladies in the film all have done deserve better than this br br ratings out of points out of imdb out of ,0
superbly trashy and wondrously unpretentious s exploitation hooray the pre credits opening sequences somewhat give the false impression that we re dealing with a serious and harrowing drama but you need not fear because barely ten minutes later we re up until our necks in nonsensical chainsaw battles rough fist fights lurid dialogs and gratuitous nudity bo and ingrid are two orphaned siblings with an unusually close and even slightly perverted relationship can you imagine playfully ripping off the towel that covers your sister s naked body and then stare at her unshaven genitals for several whole minutes well bo does that to his sister and judging by her dubbed laughter she doesn t mind at all sick dude anyway as kids they fled from russia with their parents but nasty soldiers brutally slaughtered mommy and daddy a friendly smuggler took custody over them however and even raised and trained bo and ingrid into expert smugglers when the actual plot lifts off years later they re facing their ultimate quest as the mythical and incredibly valuable white fire diamond is coincidentally found in a mine very few things in life ever made as little sense as the plot and narrative structure of white fire but it sure is a lot of fun to watch most of the time you have no clue who s beating up who or for what cause and i bet the actors understood even less but whatever the violence is magnificently grotesque and every single plot twist is pleasingly retarded the script goes totally bonkers beyond repair when suddenly – and i won t reveal for what reason – bo needs a replacement for ingrid and fred williamson enters the scene with a big cigar in his mouth and his sleazy black fingers all over the local prostitutes bo s principal opponent is an italian chick with big breasts but a hideous accent the preposterous but catchy theme song plays at least a dozen times throughout the film there s the obligatory we re falling in love montage and loads of other attractions my god what a brilliant experience the original french title translates itself as life to survive which is uniquely appropriate because it makes just as much sense as the rest of the movie none ,1
armed and dangerous is not one of the greats of john candy this film about a fired cop who ends up working for a small security system run by the mob is very weak and not very much a comedy there are some moments that i did enjoy like looking at candy in a pilot suit but it doesn t seem to matter much armed and dangerous is still a dangerously disappointing dud brought to us by the director of the equally dumb actioner commando what a sad excuse for a comedy br br out of ,0
like all the taviani brothers films this one looks great but it is rotten to the core with false romanticism and coincidences heap upon each other in some facsimile of a story in actuality this is really just a sentimentally cheap tear jerker posing as an intellectually distinguished art film ,0
to be completely honest i completely intrigued by the original concept of sleeper cell having watched the best part of the series on fx channel uk my sky got broke meaning i missed the crucial finale but what i did see of it i assumed it to be a great story line good acting and as i don t watch i thought it was great and it s been confirmed for a second season br br one of the best tv programs i have seen much more realistic and believable than excellent character development and plot line does not bash islam but gives a thoughtful and considered approach showing the difference between radical terrorist islam and true islam everybody should see this show br br stringy xx,1
dennis patrick plays a man who accidentally kills his daughter s boyfriend and then reveals his secret at a local bar joe peter boyle a bigot who is getting drunk there at first takes it as a joke but then the story is confirmed on the evening news instead of calling the cops or the like joe decides that since the guy killed a hippie they must be kindred spirits he blackmails the man into becoming his pal at first the film seemed harsh and judgemental but as it revealed itself it actually became quite a complex portrait of the current society yes i think it does exaggerate a bit but in amusing ways that don t really detract from the power of its messages susan sarandon debuted in this film and it s a shock to see how pretty she was around well worth seeing ,1
a flying saucer manned literally by a crew of about male space explorers travels hundreds of millions of light years from earth to check in on a colony founded some years ago on a forbidden planet what they find is a robot more advanced than anything imaginable on earth a beautiful and totally socially inept young woman and her father a hermit philologist haunted by more than the demons of the ancient civilization he has immersed himself in br br on the surface this story is a pulp scifi murder mystery some compare it to shakespeare s tempest but this is a stretch and in some ways an insult to the scifi genre stripped of what makes it a scifi film sure its the tempest but how many hundreds of films can you say something similar about br br underneath this is a cautionary tale about progress and technology and the social evolution necessary for its appropriate and safe use yet the film still proceeds with all the hopefulness for our future that we have come to expect from shows like star trek br br anne francis is not the only reason why this film is best described as beautiful the special effects and even the aesthetics of the backdrops are powerful enough to make the uninspired directing and uneven acting almost unnoticeable if it were not for the goofy retro art deco ness of s sci fi props you might think you were watching a s piece br br this is a classic of that very special sub genre of sci fi i like to call s sci fi and though not in my opinion the best it is certainly a must see for anybody interested in sci fi film and special effects the clever plot now rendered trite by its reuse in six or seven episodes of star trek lost in space and even farscape is worth paying attention to and will sustain the interest of most scifi fans trekkers will be particularly interested in the various aspects of the film which seem to have inspired themes of star trek s original series aired about years later though they may find themselves disappointed by the relatively mild s sexism and the lack of any kind of racial integration while i do not mean to nitpick the lack of social progress manifest in this film was the one major problem i had with it br br some will probably see this film simply to catch a glimpse of young good looking leslie nielsen in one of his first starring roles unfortunately nielsen s performance is only average and at times down right poor especially at the climax of the film walter pigeon though quite excellent in other films over acts his role as well ms francis earl holliman and the amazing robby the robot are the stand out actors in this crowd though on the whole the character actors filling in the ensemble do a good job the problems with the featured performances i think are as much the fault of the director and the editor as anything though they certainly got most of the film quite right ,1
poor ivy though to the manner born she had the bad luck to marry a charming wastrel richard ney as the movie is set in the s or s when rigid victorian ideas of class were starting to fray at the edges this uncertain status vexes her unduly the gretorexes for so they are called don t know where their next shilling is coming from but there are yachting parties and fancy dress balls in posh pleasaunces aplenty to tempt her when ivy joan fontaine makes the acquaintance of a wealthy older gent herbert marshall who must have been born middle aged she sets one of her extravant chapeaux for him luckily one of the beaux she still strings along patric knowles is a physician whose consulting rooms provide a cache of poison with which she bids her hubby farewell the fact that it implicates knowles doesn t phase her a bit even as the hours trickle by until he should be hanged by the neck until dead the turning of the plot depends on police inspector sir cedric hardwicke knowles mother the redoubtable lucile watson and knowles loyal housekeeper una o connor sam wood adds some subtle touches to this well above average melodrama fontaine s luminous face supplies the rest ,1
in sum overlong and filled with more subplots than swiss cheese has holes the director and co writer says he wanted to mix genres in this case drama and comedy well at least here these two mix like vinegar and oil to boot the comedy is not very funny and juvenile additionally the film is not really realistic liberties are taken regarding the legal system in committing french citizens against their will and the apparent ease of absconding with drugs in french hospitals i watched this film on my big screen tv at home and found myself shouting at the film to move on eventually toward the end i fast forwarded the final long speech one of the main characters makes to his ex lover s son by that time i was worn out by the preposterous confused plot that deals with a dead lover marriage of convenience and a nutty ex lover at times the plot diverts to the families of the two main characters and then reverts back to one of them either ismael or primarily nora to the detriment of the audience viewpoints keep changing from nora and ismael her ex lover confined against his will in a psychiatric hospital there probably are two potentially interesting films here neither of which are well developed the epilogue does not really wrap up many of the sub plots and seems to want the viewer to believe nora somehow will find happiness although given her circumstances in real life the chances are equivalent to a snow ball s chance in hell the actors do their best and are appealing but this is not enough to overcome all the glaring faults of poor writing editing and lack of focus ,0
well i have to admit this was one of my favorites as a kid when i used to watch it on a home projector as a super reel now there isn t much to recommend it other than the inherent camp value of actors being terrified by replicas of human skulls the special effects are pretty silly mostly consisting of skulls on wires and superimposed ghost images br br but there s something to be said for the sets the large mansion in which it takes place is pretty creepy especially since it s mostly unfurnished probably due to budgetary reasons br br it definitely inspires more laughs than screams however just try not to get the giggles when the wife who does more than her share of screaming goes into the greenhouse and is confronted with the ghost of her husband s ex ,0
bonny hunt scores a coup with her directorial debut minnie driver and david duchovny have that indescribable something called chemistry sure the plot is unlikely but that doesn t stop one from enjoying this film carroll o conner does a great job as grace s grandfather other great character actors play his card buddies jim belushi is hilarious as the down to earth husband of megan part of the extended family br br faith family and marriage are respected a few sexual references and salty words are used but in context and with gentle humor br br and in the background that wonderful dean martin tune return to me br br recommended ,1
in the world of shorts most of which aren t this film is a gem br br a quiet concise peek into the world of a young woman who s a reader for a blind woman here the stellar elizabeth franz this film bears the textures layers and visual storytelling of a sumptuously painted still life br br the dialogue is minimal the cinematography is stunning and the direction sure clear and compelling i saw this film in a film festival held in a loud and crowded tribeca bar and within the first two minutes and for the first time that night the crowd fell quiet br br that says it all ,1
avp is an awful movie the dialogue was pointless the acting was pathetic it had virtually no story line and you can t really tell what the hell is going on half the time due to the continuity errors and plot holes br br but you will love it anyway because it pushes the boundaries on gore violence death destruction and chaos they even kill children newborns and unborn babies in this movie you will be sitting there thinking oh my god that is disgusting and they surprise you by killing the sexy chick who always makes it out alive when the predator and aliens are fighting in the hospital br br it s like the movie industry has said we know what we did in the first alien vs predator movie was was bad so we re doing it again but this time we re getting help from psychopaths with vivid imaginations it s predicable moronic and down right pointless but you will be thinking about it for a while after you see it ,0
was this the greatest movie that i have ever seen no was it the worst no br br as a mother of four kids it is nice to watch something that was light and amusing it was great but it was cute br br i think that it definitely had some room to improve but it tried br br i am not sure if this movie deserves the extreme level of abuse from the other reviewer they obviously do not care for eva longoria i think that she was better in this than in the sentinel i think that movies are a matter of opinion the actors play a huge role in whether it is a hit or a flop br br maybe the cast did not work out maybe there were too many things going on br br i just wanted to speak up for an average movie not a terrible one it could just be a chick flick kind of like the movie the split up or french kiss my husband still talks about those ,0
this is one of the worse movies that i have ever seen in my entire life i wish i could travel back in time and do the following br br find out where the movie war games the dead code was filmed watch the original war games with my current computer knowledge and the eyes of a preteen break into the pentagon computer in the s with the knowledge and perspective learned and remembered reprogram the whopper to nuke the location of the dead code minutes prior to its first day of filming come back to the present have a beer and get will smith and tommy lee jones to flash my memory blank of the whole event especially my original viewing of the dead code have another beer and watch wars games be happy until the next bad remake of a good s movie br br did i forget the have jar jar killed i am not sure if i would have to travel into the future for that maybe i need access to a wormhole ,0
firstly i ll admit i haven t seen vampires los muertos but i ve seen the original vampires film and love it i rented this film having heard nothing about it i didn t expect to be impressed i wasn t br br i love the idea of shifting the action to the far east which should have opened up a lot of new avenues for the action sequences as well as the story line but not enough was made of this the fight scenes and the motorbike chases were painfully boring br br there were some parts i liked like the way the slayer team weren t shown as heroic good guys as they were in the first movie br br i d been hoping since i saw the old hammer movie legend of the golden vampires a few years ago that someone would one day make another good asian based vampire film this was not it ,0
from start to finish i laughed real hard throughout the whole movie it s amazing that the groove tube is possibly the granddaddy yet raunchiest of all comedic skit movies this is the way i enjoy watching tv without being bored at flipping channels only to suffer from insomnia for minutes the weird strange humor never stops just think of how all this nonsense laughing can help you enjoy life easier it s way way better than comedy central or any prime time show do yourself a favor and trash all those soft lame romantic comedy movies into the wastebasket better yet tell your box office manager you want the groove tube back on the big screen ,1
this movie was horrible and the only reason it was even made was because the story appealed to the far left i consider my self a moderate so i was able to see this film as the pile of garbage it was while i m not a bush fan your dislike for gw is not enough of a reason to see this movie br br to start the movie was shot on such low grade film that it comes off as cheap rather then artsy additionally the characters are seriously lacking in depth chris cooper s character was a poor parody of george bush better suited for saturday night live then a dramatic film the rest of the characters are walking clichés and are poor facsimiles of other characters from much better movies br br avoid this movie at all costs ,0
this movie can be described in those words just unbelievable this is the best movie ever made i just cant see why this movie isnt in the top i also can t see why anybody would not love scarface anyways if you havnt seen it it is a must buy ,1
i watched this movie purely for the setting it was filmed in an old hotel that a friend owns shares of the plot was predictable the acting was mediorcre at best the scares were all gross outs not true scares br br i don t remember much of the plot and i think that s because there wasn t much of one to remember they didn t even use the hotel to it s fullest potential the beaches are fantastic and the hotel is situated on a peninsula at low tide you can walk almost mile into the bay which is actually an eerie sight first thing in the morning or late at night when the wind is howling through the cracks br br the best way to see this movie is with the remote in your hand so you can fast forward through the action and i m using that term loosly scenes and pause at the beauty of the surroundings ,0
the movie sucked it wasn t funny it wasn t exciting they tried to make it so bad that it would be good but failed and thinking it s cool to like this movie next to the hype are the only reasons that this movie is a success br br the fact that at this moment voted a out of for this movie seems pretty concerning to me either the movie going public is going insane or this vote is unrealistic which can have numerous causes and should be dealt with anyway it is a less than average movie which bloomed through mouth to mouth advertising it s success can only be described as a marketing marvel ,0
in terms of visual beauty this movie is outstanding i had no idea that technicolor came out so early although i didn t like the ending the entire movie is fantastic and makes me wish that i was in north africa the cast is excellent and marlene dietrich is a big plus and of course she is so alluring and i just loved her in this flick basil rathbone is also perfect in this movie i couldn t get over the scenery and the sets the hotel the palm trees the desert it s all there the legionnaires also bring a beau geste feeling to the film they certainly don t make movies like these anymore don t fail to watch this classic ,1
i had no expectations when i started to watch this movie how surprised i was this is a great beautiful twisted movie which will give your mind a good work out it s not simple if you only enjoy police academy style no brains movies this is not for you the cell is a deep complex film with influences from movies like cube silence of the lambs and the lawnmower man along with lots of completely new ideas wonderful twisted environments good acting and a compelling story makes this one of the best films i have seen in a long time be open minded and you will love it ,1
this film takes what could have been a good idea a mummified year old witch and completely destroys it nora and jim are alcoholics who go to ireland to dry out they go to stay with her nan and uncle the uncle has discovered a year old witch preserved in the peat he revives her and she takes the form of nora she cannot be killed conventionally more is the pity nora however works out a way to do so br br this is a gothic horror movie that has been done on the cheap it is a sprawling mess i have to ask why anyone would want to make such a bad film i am tempted to learn witchcraft in order to make it disappear br br avoid at all costs,0
while hayao miyazaki s movies have always been hit or miss with me with regards to story they are unequivocally gorgeous to the eye with characters of simple animation against a backdrop of artistic images ponyo sticks to that formula with a lead character so adorable i want a plush doll of her and scenery so pretty it wouldn t look out of place framed up as a picture on a wall br br the story on the other hand i didn t enjoy quite as much as his last two wide releases spirited away and howl s moving castle it was just a tad too juvenile coming across as more for kids and leaving adults to just enjoy the animation br br i was also disappointed that the score done by joe hisaishi who also the scores for the above mentioned two movies wasn t nearly as memorable this time around while i can t quite recall howl s score now i still remember it being one of the most beautiful i had ever heard ditto spirited s though i only remember it being very complementary to the movie maybe it s because ponyo is more juvenile fare that the score isn t quite as haunting in any case this movie is still a must watch for fans of anime or miyazaki ,1
all you need is great house a babysitter and a phone simon west directs this thrilling and chilling remake of the original this version is more of a thriller than a horror flick emotionally tense with an escalating fear factor jill johnson camilla belle needs to work off an excessive cell phone bill she takes on the task of babysitting the two children of dr and mrs mandrakis derek de lint and kate jennings grant the house is a beautiful ish wood and glass masterpiece secluded and peaceful the kids are already in bed the wind builds and is joined by down pouring rain the phone begins ringing ringing ringing the babysitter is soon in a frantic mode of survival in fear of the creepy stranger on the other end of the phone br br belle is great as the innocent smart and strong teen babysitter the voice of the stranger on the phone is that of lance henriksen while the physical stranger is played by tommy flanagan also featured are katie cassidy and brian geraghty kudos to james dooley for the atmospheric original music ,1
although i like kurt vonnegut i m not particularly interested in spy stories and i didn t know this one the only reason i watched it was nick nolte who is one of my favorite actors since i saw breakfast of champions and hotel rwanda but the film brought me a pleasant surprise of course nolte was great but so was the plot there was relatively little political intrigue and much more focus on the moral question by reading his anti semitic radio commentaries with hidden secret messages to americans he in fact contributed to the general attitude of germans and as it later turns out americans towards jews or hitler which carries more weight his service to his country or his unconscious contribution to anti semitism the dilemma is even more prominent as these words are never spoken not even as narration howard campbell jr nolte is a person who learnt to hide his feelings so perfectly that he doesn t open up not even in his memoirs the inner conflict of such a character is almost impossible to portray but with the help of excellent acting and photography this film manages br br there are other points to it such as the humor or the ironical use of romantic clichés like the song white christmas that make it real different from average american movies i recommend it to everyone who is bored with hollywood spy movies ,1
this was an atrocious waste of my time no plot the acting was so far below par it should be used as an exemplar in acting classes of what not to do it is merely a commercial rip off of the earlier universal soldier which also scrapes the bottom of the acting barrel its sad that vd needs to assert his ego every few years and sadder still that people will pay good money to sit thru it this kind of schlock gives martial arts movies a bad name by comparison it makes segall norris and arnold look almost talented br br perhaps vd should take the leslie nielson track and do send ups of his genre at least then we could be laughing with him instead of at him ,0
my eyes in the name of god and all that is holy make me unsee this movie what drugs are you people on this could very well be the worst movie ever i felt like i was on a bad acid trip the whole time i need to call a therapist to help me deal with the trauma of this epic disaster from start to finish glow ropes is an unholy masterpiece of satanic cinema when i thought to watch this movie with my jewish best friend and his family we thought oh hey this may be funny it will probably be bad but still a little funny how wrong we were we were not prepared for how awful this movie could be all of my friends lined up for lobotomies as soon as the film was over and during the course of the movie one of my friends attempted to hang himself with his belt while another tried to slit his wrists with a wooden spoon i wish i had watched the video from the ring instead that way the pain and suffering would be over in only seven short days for all who wish to see this movie you are not prepared you may think you are some sort of tough guy by renting this but this movie will break you push you to the ground and urinate on you ,0
i bought jack o a number of months ago at a blockbuster video sale and at the time i wasn t expecting anything outstanding from it upon watching it i realized i not only got less than i could have ever bargained for but a whole lot more as well it seems strange i know and it is but it s perfectly fitting when you consider that the utter weirdness that is jack o br br the movie follows a young boy named shawn kelly somehow thru ancestral ties he is marked for death at the hands of a demented scythe wielding pumpkin man this pumpkin man was killed by shawn s great grandfather uncle cousin etc and now that the villain has been resurrected shawn s death is apparently crucial to his hell bred mission of vengeance anyway much horror ensues as jack o hacks his way thru various neighbors before battling shawn to the finish br br i m not so much here to discuss the plot as i am to determine who may find any worth in this movie i can honestly tell you that jack o is one of the most poorly made movies in the history of time the acting is deadpan except when it should be the script is apparently a st grade group project and the production budget must not have exceeded some of the most laughable death scenes are carried out in this anti thriller and they re all the more humorous when you realize director steve latshaw actually seems serious in his movie making br br and yet i heartily enjoyed the film i can call it a terrible horror movie yes but i can also say i had a great time watching it with my friends and have watched it several times since that fateful first viewing many people including some of my friends will find this movie intolerable and needlessly time consuming and that s understandable if you re like me and enjoy ridiculously bad horror movies that take themselves seriously you ll find jack o an instant classic which is also understandable br br that s why it s so hard to rate this movie if i were rating jack o s quality as a film i wouldn t give it anything in fact the studio would owe me stars yet if i were rating it s on the basis of pure enjoyment i d give it an or a i ll give it a so to be somewhere in the middle i recommend everyone go out rent this and form their own conclusion ,0
any movie with national lampoon in the title is absolutely guaranteed to die a death in london england paris france rome italy and anywhere in germany it may be an institution in the u s but it is practically unknown in europe to the larger audience national lampoon s european vacation is unlikely to rectify that situation the appalling griswalds are just that appalling they are not funny clearly mr chevy chase thinks he s funny after all miss b di angelo laughs a lot at his jokes but she s getting paid for it and didn t have to fork out £ for the privilege the section set in england is typical the same old same old tv performers messrs idle smith coltrane miss m lippman trot out the same old same old tired clichés mr chase gets lost in the hotel corridor yawn yawn yawn bucking ham palace big ben i feel cheated that we never saw bobbies on bicycles two by two rosie red cheeks on the little chil dren need i go on the english are buffoons the french vicious tongued yank haters the germans pompous and puffed up don t mention the war clark and the italians lecherous bottom pinchers have i forgotten anything every possible comic situation is worked to death mr chase gurns desperately miss di angelo dimples sweetly the children are embarrassingly bad the fact that this franchise ran as long as it did must bring comfort to those who propound that you never lose money by underestimating public taste ,0
remember that this came out before gulf war i which gave us werner herzog s lessons of darkness br br le dernier combat is not sci fi it s more like judgment i ve watched it at least a dozen times it really is a fitting companion to herzog s lessons of darkness and in that time men will seek death but they will not find it for death will flee from them br br that someday alas may be today in iraq br br but back to le dernier combat make sure to watch thru the very last second of the film i wouldn t call it a surprise ending but it is something you ll miss if you just assume the end won t be anything more than what you will already have seen ,1
thank you mario van peebles for informing us of not only the existence of black cowboys but providing a compelling story that was easy to follow br br the plot backdrop music and talent were all top notch it was great that you used so many african american artists to tell the tale of the black cowboy it was also good to see billy zane in this movie does he ever play a good guy br br i would highly recommend this film to anyone who wants to broaden their way of thinking this is an excellent movie and i feel privileged to have seen it hopefully you ll feel the same ,1
another friday the th ripoff even featuring some of its music a group of young adults get together for a small high school reunion and start getting slaughtered a la jason voorhees could it be that nerd they used to torment in school br br routine slash fest is fun for fans of the genre and contains the usual t a quota for films if its ilk the ending is a bit more imaginative than your standard slasher br br mpaa rated for violence gore language sexuality nudity and some drug content ,0
this movie has more on its plate than a sumo wrestler and the result for the viewer is indigestion there are some good performances but the subplots are extraneous and largely unresolved br br in addition i found all the characters unlikeable and if you can t identify with at least one character there isn t much to get excited about all in all this is a classic example of trying to do too much with too little ,0
this film deals with two ex football players who are fred williamson mack derringer and gary busey lenny who work as private eyes and meet all kinds of ladies and men with some bad backgrounds mack derringer is approached by his ex wife vanity jennifer derringer who works at having sex talk over the telephone jennifer is being threatened by one caller who wants to do horrible things to her and she asks for his help along with several other ladies mack lenny have more time on their hands and often go to miami fl golf courses or hang out in a sports bar where all kinds of city things go on there is lots of punches killings and plenty of double meaning words that bring this film completely down to a big zero don t waste your time this film cost me only cents and that was too much ,0
i got this dvd from a friend who got it from someone else and that probably keeps going on even the cover of the dvd looks cheap as is the entire movie gunshots and fist fights with delayed sound effects some of the worst actors i´ve seen in my life a very simple plot it made me laugh ´till my stomach hurt with very few financial resources i must admit it looked pretty professional seen as a movie it was one of the in a dozen wannabe gangsta flicks nobody´s waiting for so if you´re tired and want a cheap laugh see this movie if not throw it out of the window ,0
it s hard to watch this movie without thinking forward to the television show it would become especially if like me you happen to like the tv show more but there s a lot to be said for the source br br oscar madison walter matthau is a top new york city sportswriter who lives in an eight room apartment by himself a casualty of divorce and his own stubbornly sloppy mindset enter his friend felix ungar jack lemmon needing a place to live after his wife threw him out for his stubbornly neatnik mindset the result is a train wreck and one of the most beloved movie adaptations of a neil simon stage play br br first thing s first i love that apartment poker table novelty dart board askew photos of baseball players empty booze and beer containers even a pair of roman columns it s a place where men can be boys simon and director gene saks do a great job opening up the stage play s single set oscar s living room by moving the action into the bedrooms and kitchen and giving the mounting tension between oscar and felix more corners to bounce off of br br neal hefti s familiar score was heard on the tv show but never so sweepingly orchestrated as it is here in several different arrangements that make the on screen action soar whenever its played real location work and night shots of manhattan give the film an energy common to films shot in that place and time buddwing the world of henry orient midnight cowboy manchurian candidate rosemary s baby etc br br are lemmon and matthau too heavy in comparison to tony randall and jack klugman to be fair the movie is meant to be a more serious affair dealing with the then uncommon condition of mid life divorce and the frustration inherent in not being able to make a relationship work simon has more in mind than entering felix and oscar in a game of password or a battle of wits with howard cosell but i don t know br br both lemmon and matthau were terrific comedians i enjoy watching especially in the middle of this film as i often do in their separate movies but i never understood why they were regarded as a great comedy team here in their best regarded partnership they seem to be acting in two different films lemmon in a comedy drama and matthau in a farce matthau is great in the beginning charming us with his teddy bear demeanor around the poker table but near the end of the film he takes a turn much like jack torrance s in the shining reacting to felix cleaning up his apartment and serving tasty food to his friends in a way that totally upsets the delicate balance of blame br br while the ending bothers me the part many see as the most jarring the beginning works fine as i see it watching felix stumbling around trying to kill himself isn t great comedy no but it s a good way to get into a great comedy setting us up with some real life pain before bringing in the warmth and laughter plus it has some great shots of the seedier parts of the city in the middle of the movie this scene would have been a miscalculation but it works as a way of establishing felix s torment and a sense of sharp relief to come when we see oscar and his poker friends bicker and feud br br that s where simon s lines are so great they are the underlying strength of the film he gets the banter exactly right and real and still makes it funny i don t mind you talking felix you got things to say what s scaring me is i m beginning to listen the tv show showed how wrong it is to assume the movie is always better in fact the tv show once made a good point about assuming anything at all but the movie makes for a solid foundation and is a joy in its own right ,1
this so called documentary tries to tell that usa faked the moon landing year right br br all those who have actually studied the case knows different br br first of all there is definitely proof when the astronauts was on the moon they brought back many pounds of rock from the moon for geological studies these where spread around the world to hundreds of labs who tested them and they all concluded that they came from the same planet not earth because the inner isotopes of the basic elements are different from those found on earth but similar to those calculated to be on the moon i e the conspiracy theorists never studies anything they only take the thing that fit into their theory and ignores the rest br br another wrongful claim from them is that their was wind in the hangar where they shot the moon landing i e the flag moves there is a logical explanation the astronaut moved it with his hand so it moved and what proves this well if the conspiracy theorists even studied the footage they would see that the flag never moves after the astronaut have let it be i e the conspiracy theorists are bad scientists they cant study a subject properly or only studies it until they have what they came for so that they can make a lie from that and make a profit i e this so called documentary br br a claim says that it cant possible have been filmed on the moon because all the shadows come from different places because there are different light sources the artificial lighting from the studio once again the conspiracy theorists are wrong as usual the same would happen in an earth desert at night with no light sources but i doubt that any conspiracy theorists have ever been outside their grandmothers basement for more than how many days a star treck convention is held over br br the conspiracy theorists are in denial big time they only see what they want to see so they make up all these lies to seem important that is a fact ,0
what a shocker for starters i couldn t stand the constant screaming and noisy panicking all the time it didn t make me scared horrified or make me sympathetic towards the characters it was simply annoying the jerky camera movements were also annoying the plot was the same as pretty much every other cheap horror there was a few pathetic attempts to give the characters some depth but it didn t really work into the rest of the plot and then there s the ending i m still not really sure what to make of it i guess it was supposed to be clever twist then shed some light on the situation but it was just stupid br br the case had a couple of those little award winner nominations symbols on it so i figured it couldn t be too bad i was wrong if you see it you should probably just leave it on the shelf ,0
i may have seen an episode or when the show originally aired but when i watched episode on netflix i was also hooked i watched the whole series in like days i really liked gary cole s character first he s thoroughly reprehensible then you start liking the character these things have a thousand uses his folksy andy griffith meets charles manson meets satan is great charming charismatic smarmy and uh kind of dangerous and by kind of i mean really i wanna be like him when i grow up lucas black is great too the accents are great too anyway i thought this was one of the best tv shows ever and you owe it to yourself to see it ,1
this game is not exactly the best n game ever sure it s good but only when there s players without players the only fun thing to do is take remote mines and see how many people you can kill but half of this game are levels where you have to save natalya so you ll have to limit your use of remote mines in those levels and that gets quite boring the graphics don t exactly reach the level of super mario or even mario kart and if you re talking a great multiplayer in a st person shooter you ll have to go with perfect dark at least you can play multiplayer by yourself ,1
a horror movie is being shot and things aren t going well it s about a masked killer the director tells off the killer in front of the cast and crew he goes crazy and kills two people he s killed himself and the film is never finished twelve years later a bunch of film students decide to try and finish it but there s a curse people who try and finish it are killed themselves the students ignore that guess what happens next br br the plot is old hat but this isn t bad for what it is a low budget slasher film it s well made with a young and fairly talented young cast no one is great but no one is terrible either it also avoids the obligatory and needless female nude scenes it moves quickly the gore is nice and bloody and the script doesn t insult your intelligence also molly ringwald is in this having the time of her life playing a bitchy faded actress br br no great shakes but not bad at all i give it a ,1
i couldn t believe that the adult swim guys came up with this character i laughed for days just thinking about this show having finally seen the pilot i guess i will stick around for a few more episodes assy is pretty funny and the whole crew of police show characters are around but assy is hard to understand and that was a little frustrating most of the humor revolves around the fact that the title character is literally a walking ass with nothing else but legs that sport socks with garters and feet with traditional wing tips assy drinks too much and plays by his own rules as you might have guessed the only other funny moments are assy shooting many many people and spending time at home in the bathroom it is not squidbillies funny but it is worth a look ,1
the ballad of django is a meandering mess of a movie this spaghetti western is simply a collection of scenes from other and much better films supposedly tied together by django telling how he brought in different outlaws hunt powers john cameron brings nothing to the role of django skip this one unless you just have to have every django movie made and even that may not be a good enough excuse to see this one ,0
before this clip music videos were merely to display an artist michael jackson s thriller created a whole new section of music videos which can honestly be called mini movies thriller follows a couple as they travel to the girl s house from a movie on the way they encounter zombies announced by the immortal vincent price my favorite part is where the zombies stagger in on the couple and the girl turns to see that michael has turned into one of them then they do a little dance the scariest thing about thriller may be the fact that it is consistently more fun and enjoyable than a lot of movies that are made after twenty years it remains the premier music video br br p s my music video top madonna like a prayer guns n roses sweet child of mine nine inch nails closer peter gabriel sledgehammer michael jackson thriller ,1
mildly entertaining and self consciously cheezy but what else could it possibly be cushing in one of his poorest roles and he often sounds dubbed mcclure is just too cheezy to be believed but who can blame him in the wasteland of this movie whose plot about ancient dinosaur birds ruling humans has th century throwback period charm but not enough and unfortunately the script carries the racist connotations of the literary genre into films nice effort from the actors but a poorly conceived production ,0
 playing kaddiddlehopper col san fernando etc the man was pretty wide ranging and a scream i love watching him interact w amanda blake or don knotts or whomever he clearly was having a ball and i think he made it easier on his guests as well so long as they knew ahead of time it wasn t a disciplined take kind of production relax and be loose was clearly the name of the game there br br he reminds me of guys like milton berle benny hill maybe jerry lewis some too great timing ancient gags that kept audiences in stitches for decades sheer enjoyment about what he was doing his sad little clown he played was good too but in a touching manner br br personally i think he s great having just bought a two dvd set of his shows from or so it brings his stuff back in a fond way for me i can remember seeing him on tv at the end of his run when he was winding up the series in or so br br check this out if you are a fan or curious he was a riot ,1
if you want to watch a film that is oddly shot oddly lit weird stories of these men and one woman who enjoy beating the crap out of each other if you want to enjoy a story that goes nowhere of these two guys one a boxer and the other a gay man then you should watch this film br br after watching this film i almost felt as badly bruised up and cut up like the director of the film himself beat the hell out of me br br this is a movie where one is not meant to watch for plot or for great acting this is a film to gawk at in horror and wonder a lot like watching an airplane crash or a train wreck br br if you want to watch a great movie a good movie a b movie or even a mediocre movie this movie is not it br br a warning to all who watch this film please don t eat beforehand you might want to puke by the end of the film ,0
the story is extremely unique it s about these pilots saving earth from alien beings but they have to use a special speed that makes everything around them age rapidly the whole series is about the pilots dealing with the loss of time friends and mentors br br the ending could have been fantastic it started to end on a total down note and leave a real mark but instead ended on a super happy disney note and annoyed me very bad br br the animation is decent for but can t compare to nowadays i have also heard many complain about the cheesiness of the nudity i actually found it to be somewhat decent the nudity for the most part was warranted except in episode where there was an excess br br overall it deserves a look but the ending keeps it from being a classic ,1
these kind of movies where a psycho of one variety or another tries to damage the reputation and eventually eliminate altogether some naive person in order to take over their life fatal attraction pacific heights the hand that rocks the cradle single white female and a thousand made for tv movies are some examples of this but while a few especially fatal attraction and pacific heights could offer at least some extremely paranoid suspenseful characters or a few plot twists unlawful entry plays everything by the book and were it not for the notoriety of its stars kurt russel ray liota and madeline stowe this movie would sink to mediocrity faster than a danielle steele miniseries br br russel plays michael carr an incessantly naive guy who calls on the help of a pair of officers when someone breaks into his house and tries to attack his wife madeline stowe unfortunately he quietly vents his anger about feeling so helpless in the situation to the wrong cop ray liotta a typically psychopathic villain with no limits for his power at first empathizing with carr probably only pretending to do so the cop befriends the couple but soon enough the cops wants carr out of the way so destroying the guys life nearly any way he can which is pretty easy when you re a cop and when you re the cop who has installed the guy s security system in his house in order to take over and presumably get his wife it seems less ends oriented and more like the cop just wants to prove his power the wife is more like a trophy in other words than an end and the story plays out entirely by the book you can probably predict every occurrence before it happens on the screen if you ve seen enough of these movies from the shocking moment our main naive character realizes he is a victim of credit card fraud perpetrated by the psychopathic villain to the turn around he s not really dead finale ,0
latcho drom or safe journey is the second film in tony gatlif s trilogy of the romany people the film is a visual depiction and historical record of romany life in european and middle eastern countries even though the scenes are mostly planned rehearsed and staged there is not a conventional story line and the dialog does not explain activities from scene to scene instead the film allows the viewer to have sometimes a glimpse sometimes a more in depth view of these people during different eras and in different countries ranging from india egypt romania hungary slovakia france and spain br br the importance of music in romany culture is clearly expressed throughout the film it is a vital part of every event and an important means of communication everything they do is expressed with music dance is another important activity like romany music it is specialized and deeply personal something they alone know how to do correctly we are provided glimpses into their everyday activities but the film is not a detailed study of their lives rather it is a testament to their culture focusing on the music and dance they have created and which have made them unique br br mr gatlif portrays the nomadic groups in a positive way however we also witness the rejection distrust and alienation they receive from the non romany population it seems that the culture they have developed over countless generations and inspired from diverse countries will fade into oblivion because conventional society has no place for nomadic ways br br the other films in the trilogy are les princes and gadjo dilo ,1
i have read the most recent comments by various people regarding this movie and was surprised that no one mentioned the fact that the first victim shown on the bed with the missing eyelids as the camera pans up and away from her face blinks yes blinks i recorded it as it came on hbo this past weekend and when i saw this i literally had to replay it several times focusing on one eye at a time to make sure that i was not seeing things of course after that it was hard to take the movie seriously although there were a few interesting and intense scenes with julian sands very disappointed and give it a mostly due to the fact that the st victim blinks in one of the last frames as the camera pulls away from the body face too bad ,0
judging by some of the comments in imdb i was expecting an action movie perhaps a dramatic one or a stupid one or a simple one or a comicy one but essentially an action movie br br whatever it is that i watched it certainly didn t feel like a movie the story is simple and straightforward even though the prologue tries to make it seem complicated take three interest groups the government the rebels a group of assassins br br now subtract the first they never appear in the movie then simply let one of the assassins the princess become a rogue on a revenge trip add in a rebel love interest with a guilty conscience and you ve got the ingredients br br but they still did not manage to turn it into a story or a movie between some random action sequences and some odd visuals trying to be sci fi on a low budget what you re left with is a feeling of emptiness the movie just does not feel like a movie but a weird incoherent boring dream br br avoid br br ,0
for real though this game is where it s at i m years old and that s basically where it started for me bit graphics was fabulous i hope you all remember this game with as much adoration as i do that bluto is a real meany ,1
this isn t a very good movie but it is easily the best troma studios film i have ever viewed lloyd kaufman the brains behind troma isn t concerned with a good plot or even making a moderately entertaining film his chief concern is making something bizarre and his definition of bizarre oftentimes mirrors my definition of terrible cinema br br in this film we have the titled character luther whose favorite pastime isn t baseball but biting the heads off of chickens receiving his release from lockup the board has deemed him rehabilitated despite the fact that he doesn t speak he merely clucks like a chicken and has a set of razorblade dentures at his disposal of course once luther is set free he goes about causing mayhem first at a grocery store and later at a farm house br br violence lots of violence in this oftentimes tasteless flick luther sinks his razorblade chompers into a poor elderly lady waiting at a bus stop and then spends the rest of the film terrorizing the mother and daughter at the farmhouse br br nudity stacy haiduk delivers some noteworthy skin in his picture as the former lois lane i can t recall which superman edition she was from gives us a shower scene followed by a romp in bed with her boyfriend a guy who just doesn t have any chemistry with ms haiduk the extended shower scene footage in the dvd extras gives the viewer quite a bit more of stacy she is quite something br br story forgettaboutit whitey styles screenplay may just be the worst ever written the way in which luther is released from the asylum completely throws all credibility out the window his dialogue is something that a pre schooler might write and the actions he writes for his characters border on the absurd it s as if styles spent ten years without human contact and completely forgot how people react in certain situations br br acting the film belongs to edward terry who actually does a decent job as the geek he is quite menacing in a stupid barnyard fashion joan roth as the mother does a super job in support but haiduk and her boyfriend s lack of chemistry made their roles awkward at best ,0
i ve rented and watched this movie for the st time on dvd without reading any reviews about it so after minutes of watching i ve noticed that something is wrong with this movie it s terrible i mean in the trailers it looked scary and serious br br i think that eli roth mr director thought that if all the characters in this film were stupid the movie would be funny so stupid it s funny wrong he should watch and learn from better horror comedies such as fright night the lost boys and the return of the living dead those are funny br br cabin fever is the reason why i registered to www imdb com so i can release my thoughts of discontent about it br br i ve decided to watch the movie a second time aaargh and make notes for my partial review to show how foolish the movie is resident evil horror or dude where s my car comedy i can watch over and over again and still enjoy but this br br how bad can a script and a director be this bad here are the awful scenes in chronological order br br in the early scenes we see henry who doesn t realize his dog lying on the ground with its tongue hanging out of its mouth and dead glazed stare is dead br br the movie doesn t explain anything about the blonde long haired kid who like to bite people br br and my answer to marcy s unanswered question what s wrong with the woods is nothing the script has that bearded guy warn them about the woods just for suspense br br then the smartest of the pack bert almost gives us an example of how to start a forest fire he meets now infected henry who begs for help and from here on the movie wants to break the record in using the f word bert starts to freak out because henry looks awfully ill bert don t make me shoot you he forgets to add with my bb gun br br bert heads back to the cabin but how about that he meets marcy and jeff who were having sex but now suddenly decide to go out for a walk marcy wisely takes out the unguarded campfire bert had started earlier a moment of clarity for a change bert doesn t mention a word about henry because the fool thinks he has killed him with his bb gun br br later as the five estupidos sit around their campfire another weirdo shows up with his dog maybe that s what the warning about the woods is all about it s filled with weirdos and their dogs they let him sit with them only because he has a huge bag filled with cannabis their brains are completely intoxicated no wonder why they are all so dumb this is the last time we ll see this forgettable character alive br br henry shows up at their cabin note he was lying all the time a few yards from their cabin looking worse almost like a zombie covered in goo he says he needs a doctor but the young einsteins refuse to help the poor sucker he gets into their unlocked truck which of course also has its key in the ignition henry almost seems smart enough to drive the hell away from there but instead starts puking blood all over the dashboard seats and windows the fantastic five come out running armed with a bb gun a knife a baseball bat huh ever tried playing baseball in the middle of the woods a poker and a insecticide spray can ready to combat the single unarmed and terribly sick man clever script bert manages to kill the car with one single shot of his bb gun which is only possible in the mind of director eli roth what else am i supposed to do bert yells in his defense jeff and paul try to knock henry down with their bat and poker but miss and crash the truck s windows instead henry walks up to the dumb girls who say he s coming towards us thanks for the info dumb broads i can see that but i don t think he wants to do you any harm marcy sprays in his eyes making henry yelp and our hero paul touches henry s arm with a burning log from the campfire which they recklessly left burning while they were inside the cabin where has all that wisdom gone i guess the cannabis had started to take its toll henry turns into the human torch and runs away screaming br br the following day bert and jeff head out for a mechanic and marcy decides to go for help all by herself in the woods as paul stays behind with karen doesn t that sound idiotic marcy could have stayed with karen and paul because jeff and bert were already going for help br br i skip my comments now to how we suddenly see marcy in a canoe rowing over a huge and winding river how did she get a canoe does she even know where she s going anyway she goes to the riverbank and finds a very big and seemingly abandoned cabin and like in most horror movies walks inside the cabin saying hello is anyone there bert suddenly pops up from behind a furniture and scares her and me at first and along comes jeff as well how did they get here did they swim across the river do you see how brainless the script is br br deputy winston meets paul at the cabin he somehow doesn t notice the blood on their truck this happens around minutes of viewing and i have decided to stop torturing myself anymore and popped the dvd out before i take my own eyes out now that s funny br br if you liked this movie do yourself a favor and watch fright night the lost boys or the return of the living dead then you ll see they are more entertaining than this thing even the toxic avenger part which is also a lousy film is way more funnier than cabin fever ,0
home room was a great movie if you ve ever had drama in your life it keeps you wanting to see more wondering what the secret alicia is hiding i think i watched that movie times in a row and never lost interest plus i usually don t cry over movies but this one made me cry each time i wish i could find more movies like that one all in all i thought it was a great movie the more you watch of it the more you become part of it the very end is the part that really got me when she cried when getting her diploma because it had her daughter s name on it my heart felt as if it had shattered just then and how her new friend came to comfort her when she hadn t gotten hers yet i loved it so much ,1
this episode introduced the holodeck to the tng world the jarada have to be contacted and a precise greeting must be delivered or it would greatly insult them a tired picard decides to take a trip into the holodeck and a wonderful adventure begins the settings are superb and almost movie like alas the jarada probe sent shortly thereafter damages the holodeck and all it s safety devices stop working picard and now guests must outwit the mobsters of gangland s america and return to the jarada rendezvous picard greets the jarada correctly and a new day dawns between humanity and the jarada this gem of a first season episode set the holodeck for many interesting and unusual adventures to be had there,1
vidor shines as judith the only truly strong and compassionate member of a strictly patriarchal family her brother david is so downtrodden by their father that it s a surprise he s able even to tie his shoes rather than asking dad to do it for him br br other reviewers have already outlined the plot so i won t rehash it i will however point out that nan who is pregnant by david is also married to him this is not an out of wedlock pregnancy which would have been horrific by standards the two are secretly married but nan s father having been paid by david s father tears up their marriage certificate br br nan s death scene with judith in attendance is a truly heart rending experience and highly charged with emotion this scene alone is worth watching the movie for but there s far more to the plot than that why on earth aren t modern movies made with the same attention to the story ,1
in the small american town of meadowvale dr anthony blake david gale the imdb listing for this character is wrong it s definitely dr blake not dr blakely is the director and founder of the famed psychological research institute and also host s a local t v programme called independent thinkers he uses this t v show to hypnotise the viewers and make them commit acts of violence dr blake has the help of a large brain with an evil face that uses it s spinal cord as a tail thingy usually the brain is just sitting in a tank eats mice and the odd bad actor each time it eats someone it gets much bigger meanwhile at the local high school gifted but troublesome teenager jim majelewski tom bresnahan has been caught putting sodium down the toilets jim is sent to dr blake at the pri for help with his attitude and behavioural problems while there dr blake hooks jim up to well something i m not actually sure what this whatever it is is attached to the brain at first jim is able to resist the brain s mind control the brain feels that jim is a threat to itself and it s plans once out of the pri jim starts having bizarre hallucinations and crashes his car jim makes it to his waitress girlfriend janet cynthia preston as cyndy preston but is handed back to dr blake s assistant verna george buza soon after by officer marks harry booker the brain wants to kill jim because he is the only one capable of withstanding it s mind control techniques and with independent thinkers going national the brain doesn t want anything or anyone to stop it s evil plan for world domination jim quickly realises that the brain is controlling the entire town and he alone must stop the brain before it takes over the world br br directed by ed hunt who calls himself edward hunt here the brain wasn t as bad as i thought it was going to be don t get me wrong as it certainly isn t great either the script by barry pearson tries a stab at satire with the brain washing and mind control by t v storyline it moves along at a fair pace and isn t too boring no explanation is given for the existence of the brain at all it s just there and that s it we have to accept it the story is a little choppy and never fully explores one single element there s the t v mind control the brain itself jim being hunted by the police his misbehaviour and various other little bits and pieces here and there including a bizarre revelation regarding dr blake that isn t explained at all production wise this film looks cheap and probably was cheap the acting isn t great but i ve seen worse and what is david gale doing in this in fact this role is similar to gale s role in re animator even down to his character s deaths in both films the brain itself at first sits in a tank and starts to grow whenever it eats someone and by the end it is pretty big each stage is just made of rubber it doesn t look particularly good and isn t scary or creepy just cheap there s no blood or gore in it apart from a blink and you ll miss it decapitation the nudity is provided by dr blake s assistant vivian christine kossak as christine kossack before she gets eaten the brain had a certain entertainment value for me but i would think most people would dislike it maybe worth a watch if you can see it on t v for free ,0
has aged really well still thrilling and suspenseful today certainly one of hitch s best movies beautifully shot with a great premise for suspense sex appeal provided by beautiful ruth roman because of the great premise you feel like you have to watch it to the end if you find yourself losing faith in hitch and doubting his title as the master of suspense i recommend this nice little movie as an antidote out of ,1
i d never heard of this then found out it s the man with the deadly lens which i d heard of but not seen connery s presence drove me to buy it and it s not good it wants to be a sort of cross between dr strangelove and mash but it just isn t that funny unless you find the name general wombat funny it comes across as a flat s thriller until the last ten minutes when it springs to life there are many many flat scenes in the whitehouse between the president and his aides which don t work it s almost as if the initial cut was too long and the first half was edited down to get to the whole nuclear bomb ransom storyline and the suicide bomber attacks which i think are meant to be played for laughs but again aren t that funny the location filming is excellent but the studio stuff looks like cheap tv i could not believe the man responsible for key largo crossfire and elmer gantry did this only laugh connery throws away his wig before putting on his helmet and jumping out of a plane it makes never say never again look like genius ,0
gingko bed is a strange movie it s very convoluted as if it had a lot of ideas but lacked the ability to bring them all into one coherent story instead we get various plotlines that diverges into their own separate little movies oh sure they eventually meet up in the end but it all seems rather superfluous of note is the girlfriend and her troubles at the hospital was this interesting then there were the we are spirits thus we have no physicality elements which leads to the same problem that people had with ghost namely if the characters have no physicality i e no corporeal form and they can phase through walls and what not how exactly do they keep from falling through the floor or float up the ceiling for that matter br br gingko bed was highly touted as a new breed of south korean film there s plenty of special effects but the movie itself is hollow and its faux melodrama will only touch those who are easy to well touch to begin with br br out of br br go to www nixflix com for a more detailed review of this movie and reviews of other foreign films ,0
at first i thought nasaan ka man might be one of those progressive new filipino films as someone noted earlier the movie does not look poorly made it s clear that the directors used more expensive cameras to shoot better angles better sound equipment good looking actors and nicer locations br br however the improvements are all purely superficial if it weren t for all the polish and expensive filters nasaan ka man would feel just like your typical second rate local movie hyperactive drama predictable plot twists yeah right moments crying screaming and characters you could care less about all shoved down your throat br br a couple of things annoyed me about this movie first of all since when is it okay to have sex with adopted family that not blood related argument does not make an ounce of difference second would a woman really not tell anyone for years that she was raped simply because the father told her to keep it secret and where the hell were the lights in this movie i know the director tried to make things look super dramatic but i was simply forced to turn up the brightness feature on my tv set ,0
a sharp political comment posturing as a coming of age story is what this movie is the annoying thing is that it works effectively on both levels it isn t supposed to but it does this tale of four boys and a girl growing up in communist belgrade is a heart warmer it is what gentlemen refer to as classic cinema obviously belgrade is not as harsh a dictatorial and fascist environment as the communist society is often portrayed one can listen to rock and roll music one of the songs played is the song hey babu riba ala the title of the movie but jeans cannot be bought nor certain drugs which are illegal to possess unlike a heavy handed criticism of a communist society this movie does it by showing how it affects the lives of the five protagonists who refer to themselves as we four the girl who has a father in exile in italy and is awaiting a passport for her mother and she to travel out to join him the piano that is taken away from communion use from one of the boys the sudden giving of your home and quarters to your new comrades because they need it the boys spend a lot of time listening to music and it is made clear they despise the fascism that communism has created as they engage in tiffs with a fascist charlatan who has stalin tattooed on his hands these all leads to the actions they take later on and the remembrance of a time fading away as this movie was released in in the twilight of the soviet empire a great movie worth seeing again and again repentance is not your enemy but yet it is also nobody s friend ,1
my main comment on this movie is how zwick was able to get credible actors to work on this movie impressive cast – even for the supporting characters none of which helps this movie really i have to admit though tom hank s cameo almost made it worth it – what was that about tom did you lose a bet the best cameo of the movie was joe isuzu though by far a classic the premise is good basinger s character struggling with existence as a pink lady is making her way toward vegas motel by motel pitching the glorious pyramid of cosmetic sales this happens as corbett s character is on his way to vegas to deliver an elvis suit to his soon to be ex wife motivated by what else extortion as they both make their way they have numerous run ins with elvis impersonators who on their way to an elvis impersonating convention in vegas soon the fbi gets involved and begins to track what they think is an elvis impersonator serial killer unfortunately premise doesn t mean the movie was good br br when watching this movie imagine you are back in the first grade – when story lines and continuity aren t really important it is much more enjoyable to just watch basinger look beautiful in her pink lady outfit rather than wondering why what she is doing doesn t really make sense the movie tries hard but ultimately falls way way way short ultimately it is filled with ideas that could have theoretically been funny but in practice were not that funny br br it isn t the worst but you may find you yourself feel like leaving the building when watching this one don t say i didn t warn you ,0
the beautiful charming supremely versatile and talented irene dunne is one of the greatest or actresses of american cinema in over as in all her films she lights up the screen with a natural yet glamorous presence she is simultaneously authentic and human and a charismatic inspirational model this role is quintessential irene dunne full of pathos and wit and a little mischief i love all of her films and this film was a fantastic new discovery for me when tcm aired it last night i hope they don t wait years to air it again br br likewise charles coburn is one of the greatest character actors in all of american filmdom true he often portrays variations on the same theme but i never tire of watching his soft hearted curmudgeons here his character is the perfect foil for irene dunne and he is portrayed perfectly by coburn their conflicts in this film are absolutely fantastic they never miss a beat in addition they represent the central conflict of the film and the moral conflict of irene dunne s husband portrayed by alexander knox br br i am not as familiar with knox s work he was recognizable but that was about all however cast with dunne and coburn he holds his own he delivers a fine nuanced performance his character has noble motives that are made accessible to us by knox s performance and never held over us like some holy grail he is noble but conflicted and doubts his ability to successfully complete ocs his interaction with dunne is always convincing too dunne supports him without being syrupy or becoming a martyr and he responds in kind their scenes are very well done br br the film itself is a fantastic snapshot of a moment and a milieu not portrayed in other movies i don t recall off the top of my head another movie that portrays america still fighting wwii but with the end in sight and the focus on the establishment of the post war world not the usual wwii movie that in itself is interesting it is also essential to the plot and the movie s message in contrast to other commentators i thought that the climactic speech was okay but not great it was delivered very well by knox but it was not as tightly written as the build up led me to expect i have heard better cinematic speeches addressing very similar themes it served its purpose br br for me the greater value of the movie was the depiction of the life of dunne and knox as it reflected the typical ocs experience the sense of community among the wives living on palmetto terrace seemed absolutely authentic as did palmetto terrace itself despite the fact that it was obviously a sound stage set the incredibly brief encounters between the wives and their ocs husbands the rigors of the ocs candidates mastering the difficult and complex material they had to learn the shabby base housing obviously hastily constructed the tired and worn furnishings the constant and harrowingly short deadlines for returning to base for learning lessons for catching trains to subsequent posts tenants constantly running into their predecessors and successors in the base housing as they were moving in and out yes i suspect this was a glimpse of a real wwii experience clothed in some comedy but very real at its core i loved it and i recommend it highly ,1
a fragment in the life of one of the first female painters to achieve historical renown artemisia tells the true story of a young italian woman s impassioned pursuit of artistic expression and the vicissitudes she encounters the film features sumptuous costuming and sets and a good cast and acting however it is muddled in its attempt to depict the esoterics of the art and the time and is uninspired in its representation of the passion of the artist as painted on canvas and explored through her involvements with men a good film for those interested in renaissance painting or period films ,1
i really felt cheated after seeing this picture it felt like i sat watching this movie minutes for nothing i don t understand what they were thinking when they made this it hardly gets into jeffrey dahmer murdering and it has no ending it felt almost like they were leaving this movie open for a sequel it was like watching a television episode of the sopranos it ends suddenly and you know there s going to be another episode next week it also felt like i just watched part to a two part movie there are many possibilities for what went wrong here they got lazy they ran out of money they didn t know the rest of the story they wanted to make a dahmer after seeing this movie they all sound very accurate i was watching jeffrey dahmer walking through the woods all of a sudden i hear this music playing then writing comes on the screen and says how dahmer served years of his sentence and was attacked by a fellow inmate and killed at the age of wow he goes from a walk in the woods to his death in jail how about showing how he got there how about showing dahmer s trial how about showing some more detail i can t even explain what happened in this movie because it jumped all over the place i actually found myself saying in disbelief that s it that s the end i want to conclude this review by saying there is still a good dahmer movie yet to be made to the filmmakers i d like to say if you re going to do it do it right ,0
this movie is one for the ages first i have to say after seeing this once it became one of my all time favorite movies why simple ben coccio writer director has put together a true piece of art where of movies these days are purely entertainment director ben coccio gives us truth gives us reality gives us a learning tool to know why this happened the mainstream media spins and spins but ben coccio looks school shootings right in the face able to go where no other form of media has ever gone before into the minds and hearts of two young men planning to kill their classmates while it surely is graphic and horrifying how couldn t it be the gloves come off the lies and the sugar coating of our media masters is brushed aside and we are taken to a place where we can find truth in what happened sometimes it isn t just a screw loose like everyone likes to think no sometimes hatred and isolation are deeper are more human we are shown that these boys are us and we them society left them behind and the consequences are horrifying and real br br respect and love your fellow man a lesson we all should learn thank you so much for making this film mr coccio i hope with great anticipation that you will continue your film making career ,1
as the title suggests there is a philosophical meritocratic thread running through this film if a man has the talent and looks to find his way into society and money what might be the outcome if he is denied it for failing to have the x factor this question is unsatisfactorily dealt with in this adaptation of patricia highsmith s book and left me rather cold along the way br br matt damon is the ripley of the title and apart from blagging his way on a funded jaunt to europe falls under the spell of his commissioned target dickie greenleaf law homoeroticism and social insecurity get all tangled up in a violent conflagration which escalated and complicate themselves for the rest of the movie law damon and the damningly pleasant paltrow as dickie s girlfriend are ok i liked philip seymour hoffman s cameo ish freddie miles the bluff society friend that ripley can never be the problem is that the story is lumpen without arc or redemption for that matter which makes it rather difficult to swallow ,0
one of the best romantic classic teen deviyaan is a film which is all about selecting among equals your most soft emotion love this is a simple story of a middle class man who came into limelight by his poetic talent and charming personality he is attracted towards three women and vice versa one a hindi movie star the second a rich lady and the third who lives in his neighborhood br br the situation put him in confusion as he has to decide one of them as his life partner he asked for few days from all of them ultimately he goes to a astrologer and asked him who he loves most his confusion is no more and he came to know the lady living in his neighborhood who really cares for him and loves him is his true love devanand played the lead character and has fully justified his contemporary romantic image ,1
first i am a teenager ok and i have to say this movie was pretty good i think any kid ten and under will like it but people my age an up might be a little um a well we d describe the movie as lame but i liked it it may be that i still act like a kid or i visit a cattle farm every weekend but this movie was cute i did like how the actors were like kids not little blonde cutesy pies wearing three layers of clothes a trendy hat and about a thousand assecories like most shows today to name a few drake josh lizzie mc guire well any kid show and the setting was perfect but there was a flaw the family was in debt right why in the world did their internal house look like something out of a western versace store that was one flaw br br the cameos are great there s about five hundred of them and the only explainable one is julia roberts being the main little girl s aunt how in the world did they get everyone else this movie seemed to be on a tight type budget br br i liked this movie it was a fun one to watch and i thought some parts were far fetched like a cow selling for ha my butt a cow sells for that much but otherwise it was good i liked it and i could watch it again but i d never buy it there s not even special features on the dvd what s up with that but do rent it especially if you have little kids running around the house ,1
my best guess is this piece of work will come out on dvd sometime before christmas br br this movie was terrible the time line jumps all over the place this wouldn t be so bad if it left some suspense for the end it was entirely predictable bitch girls pick on outcast outcast wants to know why they hate her so much bitch girls die a terrible death outcast girl goes home and looks crazy outcast girl brought evil spirits with her makes neighbors go crazy and kill each other creepy kid understands what s going on oh and the younger sister not being good enough for mommie sick mother sending younger daughter to bring the golden child home br br to be fair there were some great moments here and there first of all sarah michelle geller s character dies in the first few minutes definite plus didn t see that one coming i didn t expect the wife to pour bacon grease on her husband s head either if the movie had kept up those kind of thrills i would have loved it the beginning showed so much promise br br i was disappointed because i enjoyed the first one it made me jump i didn t expect most of what happened and though i questioned some of the movie it was still a fun watch i didn t watch any previews for this the sequel because i wanted to be surprised i was but in the wrong direction ,0
well i wasn t sure what the film was going to be like as i had only seen a little clip but i was thinking its going to be good and i was right i watched it twice on the day i got it and well it is my favourite film br br i think alison lohan played the part of beth really well she is such a grate actress and the writer must have gone into a lot of research to find out about bulimia although the ending when beth is in the hospital an has horus observation after meals because iv been told like house is ok and also that hospitals doesn t help bulimics as iv been told which is probably why i m still at home even tho my sister and mum would like to have me hospitalised as i to have bulimia but this is a grate film i recommend it to any one with or with out an eating disorder or for people who know some one with eating disorders as it can let them in to the lives of a bulimic person and see the world how they do a bit over all a grate film and i recommend it to any one and any type of person,1
my daughter her friends and i have watched this movie literally dozens of times i bought it twice and some little girlfriends absconded with it subsequently i rented it so very many times it just never gets old blockbuster doesn t even have it in their listings anymore and i have tried to buy find rent it for over years without a doubt this was and is my most favourite movie of my daughter s childhood it has it all we laughed we cried we discussed real life and how hard some children have it in the world there was nothing pretend about this movie we related to every second and every line bill thanks a million for restoring our faith in human nature sincerely shelleen and kailin vandermey craven saskatchewan canada eh br br august update br br who are we to judge if a rich woman falls in love with a poor man or a man who has love chooses to raise a child who is not his own it may not be my or your life it is not only believable it happens every day thank god keeps my faith in human nature alive celebrate ,1
tierney s an authentic tough guy but this movie misfire from normally competent rko undercuts his impact at every turn the script is about as plausible as oj simpson at a ten cmmandments dinner just count the times tierney s incredible car companions swallow one lame excuse after another for his evasive and violent acts the old cliché about it only happening in the movies applies here in spades then there s the guy playing the watchman who appears to have wandered in from a boozy wc fields comedy ruining the menacing mood in the process the static one room sets don t help either and neither does director feist s obvious lack of feel for the material then add a final car chase missing both imagination and pay off and the results are pretty flat in fact the movie only picks up in the station house scenes where hard bitten cops discover the hidden powers of innocent looking gas station attendants too bad that tieney s career never really gelled i gather that was due largely to being as big a tough guy off screen as on and getting in one sleazy scrape after another his ice cold manner and clarity of emotion remind me at times of lee marvin at his tough guy best anyway this project might have worked as a radio play but as a movie with a promising noir title it s a disappointment ,0
occasionally one is served a new entrée from foreign films that is their great attraction they take from life and serve it up raw american films rarely dare to touch the forbidden subjects of society too many hang ups and a morbid fear of financial failure the almighty dollar determines their selections something which invites european directors in addition audiences world wide remain hungry for different films especially those which offer a savory bite out of the wretched suffering body of humanity despite the fear of directors or producers many audiences yearn for beauty poetry and the pristine flavor of life that is what the film to the left of the father offers to curious audiences a family locked in the belief that unity of family stems from the unity of it s obedience to tradition yet when the patriarch of a family forgets it s members are flesh and blood humans filled with raging unbridled dreams and dark passions then the two are set in motions against itself selton mello plays andré a son who seeks to control his inner passions with the stagnant philosophy of his father raul cortez plays his father simone spoladore is ana a young woman who seeks to quench a forbidden thirst from the family waters leonardo medeiros is pedro the elder brother the film offers much but does takes an extremely inordinate amount of time to say it ,0
i was surprised at the low rating this film got from viewers i saw it one late night on tv and it hit the spot i actually think it was back in when it first appeared yet i remember it pretty well with a nice twist or two and an interesting ambiance on a windmill farm michael pollard looks suitably seedy for his role which pretty much sums up the unfulfilled early promise of his career and everyone else plays it pretty straight ahead i definitely recommend it as a rental although some of the themes which might have seemed a bit edgy in now may seem tame which is a shame considering that contemporary edginess is often just used as a necessary marketing tool sort of like clamoring just to get noticed ,1
i bought dark angel seasons two weeks ago after catching a couple of season episodes on channel nothing prepared me for how brilliant the show is i haven t enjoyed anything as much since firefly also and amazing show i ll admit season wqasn t quite as good but there are still some amazing episodes see designate this bag em the berrisford agenda harbor lights freak nation etc and alec is great i ve heard some of the plans for the would be season and i have to say i can t believe it was cancelled i won t spoil it for you but it would have rocked i also think it has a lot of potential as a movie although at the moment it seems highly unlikely as proof of my obsessiveness max s barcode number is and in the two weeks i ve had it i am episodes away from having watched both seasons twice it s just too good ,1
looking backwards to that year when furia was made one can easily recognize the heralding sings of today s new generation in romania br br the main qualities of furia stand in a very solid script with a substantial dramatic core and a really professional developing plus a cast of excellent actors all four leading roles are admirably performed both with depth and casualness dragos bucur and andy vasluianu confirmed since then being two of our best performers today dorina chiriac follows them closely and adrian tuli a non professional in real life a graveyard manager cast as gabonu was a genuine revelation br br further radu muntean s directing is skilled and expressive creating in a very compelling style that feeling of a fateful night and inescapable destiny one can easily pass over the few awkward and even failed moments since time proved them to be only the uncertainties inherent to a debut never repeated in his subsequent movies hârtia va fi albasträ and boogie ,1
inexplicably i watched this movie for the very first time just a couple of days ago and understood from the very beginning what all the fuss is about this movie held my attention from beginning to end and ran me through the whole range of emotions and might have helped me discover a few i never knew about br br dustin hoffman absolutely shines as ted kramer he is absolutely convincing as a man having to juggle at least three different challenges in life jilted husband workaholic ad executive and loving father meryl streep as joanna kramer was less central to the movie simply because joanna was absent for a good part of it but when she was on screen she gave hoffman a run for his money the true standout though in my opinion had to be young justin henry as billy kramer children are always the innocent victim in a marital breakdown and justin seemed absolutely natural and completely believable in this role as he deals with the conflicting emotions around his mother and his adjustment to life with dad only then to have the confusion around why he should have to leave his dad when it was his mom who walked out on him young justin didn t seem to miss a beat in this very difficult role br br all in all this is an excellent oscar worthy movie whose only weak point was what i thought to be a truly disappointing decision to go for the sappy and happy ending which was totally unrealistic considering the destructive custody battle ted and joanna had gone through but there s not much else to complain about here br br ,1
i personally liked this movie and am alarmed at the rating s some people have given it it is a movie based on a comic book and it is animated now if you don t like comic books or animation then of course you won t like this movie so why did you watch and bother to rate it is beyond me though if you are a fan of interesting strong characters and heroic sexy women kicking butt and saving the world hell you will love this movie i thought the story really pulled me in and it was a very cool movie quite anime esque or more like some of the american movies following this new trend of adult animation like titan a e meet s the live action version of punisher in the end i highly recommend this movie the comic buff and super hero fan or anyone with an open enough mind looking for a fun movie ,1
sadly not available on dvd as yet but worth pursuing on tcm or vhs a secretary believes her boss is wrongly accused of murder and courageously takes on many dangerous characters in an effort to establish the truth a movie with many twists and dark alleyways none of which i will mention the jazz band sequence where our heroine seeks the information about the killer is one of the most erotic scenes in hollywood history despite being at very low budget and made during wwii in black and white despite the low budget long island looks somewhat mountainous this is a movie of original style and outstanding vision ella raines was a great actress discovered by howard hawks who knew much about these matters casting the feistiest women joanne dru hepburn angie dickinson lauren bacall ann sheridan of their era robert siodmak was of one of several german hungarian czech film makers sirk wilder zinnemann lubitsch curtiz lang etc who émigrés relocated to hollywood and brought a highly original fresh vision with them sadly ella raines was never given such a great part again and eventually ended up in poorly produced westerns ,1
i picked this up at the video store because of tarantino s recommendation if you don t like this go f yourself on the box seemed like a ringing endorsement i was expecting something a bit more like death proof not much actual violence in this one tho or plot of character or dialogue br br look at the poster it s all there stunts and rock it goes back and forth a week or so in the life of an la band that does a crappy magic show at a level that you d maybe see in one of the lesser casinos off the strip and an aussie stuntman new in town finding his feet they work they meet girls they party end of story br br the band obviously needed all that stuff because they are frankly second tier and playing a style that was already dated in it has to be said that the stunt bits in the film are genuinely spinetingling that aussie fellow really is something and the film seems largely motivated by love and respect for the art i hung it there to see what crazy thing he d do next just wish he could have found a better vehicle ,0
we have high expectations with this one because its zombi the official sequel to zombi and directed by lucio fulci however its co directed by bruno mattei from night of the zombies and not written by dardino sachetti but by claudio fagrasso night of the zombies and its shot in the phillimines like night of the zombies and resembles night of the zombies hell of the living dead a lot as a result its more like a companion to hell of the living dead than zombi fabrazio deangelis who produced zombi and its editor tomassi and efx gianetto de rossi gave zombi its magic zombi is not magical its like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the peanut butter but over the years i ve grown to accept zombi i could swear i saw a version where a soldier was bitten on the arm and went to the hotel room there was a senseless fulci cut and the mattei fulci cut is the one on dvd ,1
even by the standards of most b movies this movie is by far the worst i ve ever seen the graphics are so poor that a man in a monster suit looks more realistic the ocean water effects are especially laughable including the one scene where they board the mini sub and the water looks like its frozen in place the problems with this film are so numerous that i ll just stop here with the details needless to say i kid you not when i say that even uwe toilet boll himself could do a better job avoid this movie at all cost there are other b grade movies out there that despite being horrible are at least a good way of passing the time by ,0
 rush in rio is no doubt one of the most exciting dvds i have purchased although i am a biased rush fan of almost years i found this performance to be flawless the music is heavy and sharp which sounds great on any surround sound system the band is energetic the crowd has a constant smile it s like they were able to capture every concert i ve been to for any rush fan this dvd is a must if anything just to see the boys in brazil documentary which reveals the travels of this rather isolated personal band for any non rush fan this dvd is an enjoyable concert rush fans know the talent of these three canadians we have rather firmly stood by them for years i ve shown this dvd or portions of it anyway to those who have never heard of rush or those who think rush is less than good because they do not appeal to the pessimistic masses of rock i e sex drugs and a drunken frenzy the bottom line is this dvd is worth every penny and more than worth the time to view it ,1
 when i die someone will bury me and if they don t what s the difference who gives a damn huh thus the philosophy of life or lack there of is summed up once and for all in this less than classic but nevertheless fun spinoff of sergio leone s dollars trilogy br br in the opening scene three obviously evil gunmen ride into a western town and with menacing glares they intimidate all the pathetic normal people hiding in their homes the observant watcher will notice that each of these three bears a striking resemblance to characters from leone s for a few dollars more there is one guy in eastwood s poncho one in lee van cleef s black suit and one seeming to act like gian marie volonte s indio but this movie is not about these guys no sooner do they ride into town when they are gunned down by someone even cooler than they a mysterious bounty hunter known simply as the stranger br br no this is an altogether different story br br in an obvious copying of leone s the good the bad and the ugly three gunmen are again vying for a hidden treasure once again there is the bounty hunter and the mexican bandit the stranger george hilton is a supercool bounty hunter with a penchant for shooting people while dressed up like a priest he is after the reward for the bandit monetero gilbert roland but when monetero s gang steals three hundred thousand in gold coins the stranger gets sidetracked from his normal line of work br br to round off the trio there is edd byrne s corrupt bank executive clayton he too wants the money for himself but after the money is hidden away the only man who knows where it is gets shot now the only clue to the hiding place is a medallion that shows a family crest the game is too find the treasure before anyone else does and any gun can play br br with plenty of gunfights fist fights and double crosses the action takes these three to the ultimate showdown ripoff a three way draw for the hidden treasure ala the good the bad and the ugly but with a twist br br this movie is not as good as leone s films of course but in the end who gives a damn huh this movie is fun s nihilism spaghetti western style there are no rules no enduring loyalties and no right or wrong just the treasure and whatever it takes to get it and though the movie is not classic the ending surely is hey maybe we all can get along after all for a hundred thousand a piece br br if you like spaghetti westerns check this one out it is fast furious and worth the look ,1
 possible spoilers ahead br br gerald mohr a busy b movie actor during the forties and fifties leads an expedition to mars before we get to the red planet we re entertained by romantic patter between mohr and scientist nora hayden resident doofus jack kruschen and the sight of les tremayne as another scientist sporting a billy goat beard the martian exteriors feature fake backdrops and tints ranging from red to pink– the cinemagic process touted in the ads real cool monsters include a giant amoeba a three eyed insect creature an oversized venus fly trap and the unforgettable rat bat spider the whole bizarre adventure is recalled by survivor hayden under the influence of hypnotic drugs the angry red planet reportedly has quite a cult following and it probably picked up most of its adherents during the psychedelic sixties ,0
preposterous sequel stretches credibility to a great degree as diabolical sociopath stanley kaldwell returns this time infiltrating the movie production of the novel he wrote for the garden drownings assuming the identity of a second unit director he murdered br br film pokes gleeful fun at hollywood with a tongue in cheek script taking shots at tyrannical directors who sleep with their actresses looking for a way up the ladder and dislike anyone challenging them for complete spotlight brian krause who i thought was dreadful overacting to the point where the satire felt incredibly forced portrays the loud temperamental director who doesn t like the fact that his second unit director and screenplay writer alison played by dahlia salem seem to be taking over the production andrew moxham is paul parsons who is the brother of a victim from the first film the film s dark humor this time takes the idea of a serial killer actually operating as director of a movie set and exploits it for all it s worth nelson again ably slides back into his psycho role without any difficulty with stanley as clever as ever using his brains to commandeer a film production killing whoever he has to in order to maintain full control of his work letting no one stand in his way that is until alison realizes who stanley really is alison is the type of ambitious writer who wants to capture the essence of her subject what motivated stanley to kill why would he do such a thing and what led such a man down this dark path the humor of alison actually working with that very man is also part of the satire at the heart of this dark comedy thriller of course you get the inevitable showdown between alison and stanley with a really ridiculous unbelievable conclusion regarding the killer s fate quite a hard pill to swallow unlike the first film which was photographed with sophisticated polish director po chih leong uses unnecessary techniques which are not needed such as shooting an all kinds of weird angles slow motion in a sepia color and several instances which are captured on video and rather annoy instead of impress this sequel to me just wasn t on target as much as the original with a lot of the humor less effective and more obvious ,0
film is designed to affect the audience and this film left me speechless gorgeously photographed and well acted with dialog that approaches poetry the film involves lust hate murder rape theft and deception it weaves an intense web that left me unable to take my eyes off the screen until the closing credits the story is sweeping it takes the audience from the atrocities of the spanish civil war to the human wreckage left behind roger casamajor and bruno bertanzoni are two young actors who command the screen supporting players are excellently cast and lend a real sense of authenticity sets lighting scenery and cinematography are wonderful i absolutely love the photography ,1
her bit part as a masseuse in the lurid sequel to the original emmannuelle evidently gave someone the bright idea of putting a spanner in the works of the french soft core series gambit by inverting the caucasian carnality and casting javan stunner gemser in a leading role in this the rather tame first of a series of sexploiters that became increasingly depraved as sleazier directors took on in name only sequels br br someone and surely not the english language over haulers warner was also anticipating an a star is born type meteoric rise out the results judging by the way the actress is credited merely with the eponymous moniker of the on screen heroine albeit with a couple of consonants sacrificed as insurance against litigation br br gemser s tenure in the series saw her as an intrepid photographer allowing of course for all manner of subsequent globe trotting adventures but whilst she may well have been one the very most beautiful actresses on the screen at that time any thespian talent that may have been there to discern becomes mired in the same sort of unfeasibly facile cogitation i have to confess that since i ve been in africa i find white skin less appealing that was to be found in the french films br br and in this particular entry much to the consternation of the raincoat brigade the essence of on screen carnality is as much to be found in puerile symbolism pumping engine pistons as it is in prosaic couplings although naturally these include generous dollops of exploratory lesbianism connoiseurs of kitsch are however guaranteed a continuous stream of aural delights what with such epithets of ethnographic wisdom as i do nothing to be a perfect black she does everything to be a perfect white ,0
i had to watch this film because the plot was so outrageous and the film lived up to expectations in fact it makes for quite uncomfortable viewing at times unlike other meyer films the sexual antics are down to a minimum some of the scenes of violence are unnecessarily gratuitous and offensive the plot is chaotic and some of the acting and lines are dreadful br br the film is a strange combination of sado masochistic fantasy combined with a window of the brutality and immorality of the slavery and fails on all counts it s as though meyer was trying to make up for the sexploitation blackploitation by having a higher moral message meyer knows we feel a bit guilty about getting turned on by the blatant dominatrix connotations of the early scene showing lady susan wielding a whip in a provocative outfit he then tries to steer back to the righteous path by turning it into a film about the triumph of good over evil however because they cancel each other out you end up with nothing br br because it so bad in so many ways it is actually worth watching if you appreciate the art of making an awful film in the worst possible taste perhaps because it is so bad we almost let meyer get away with the unacceptable ,0
interesting topic pathetic delivery script and direction br br our hero miles thaws out and has his emergency world first life restoration surgery this is where the fun begins the underlying issue is that miles has no soul this is used to explain his quasi erratic behaviour of being indirectly responsible for two deaths i believe this to be the total number of deaths in minutes br br on the livlier side miles prefers the odd glass of brandy blazing fireplaces and his young maturing female cousin the finale does indeed do justice to this film br br some thoughts producer were parted with to create this tripe j d feigelson was the script writer and a or sole producer looks like he did not learn a lesson on how not to bring an interesting idea to life when one views his other writing credits this will support the credibility of this script br br now available on dvd this is truly scary should be forever bottom of the shelf in vhs format br br a re incarnated human without a soul will default to an evil entity br br the score offers minimal support not even an in form jerry goldsmith could save it br br deserved the time slot on tv and a touch more entertaining than the infomercials test patterns it was competing against at the time of my viewing br br thankfully did not spawn any sequels ala wes craven s nightmare franchise chiller too the return return of miles or something like that br br despite my rating of i still recommend this movie as a great example of how to kill an acting or script writing career this should apply to directing however wes craven will eternally be exempt due to his sole good piece of a nightmare on elm street ,0
basic slasher movie premise young ladies wreck their car and end up staying with a creepy family yawn br br watching minutes of a premonition of oj s car chase with a white sedan instead of a bronco yawn br br old lady with hot and cold dementia controlling her daughter yawn br br minutes of watching the actors eat yawn trying to identify what the heck they are eating ok there might be a drinking game here nope yawn br br complimentary shower scenes ok got my interest for a couple of seconds br br completely random and uninspired killings yawn br br the ending dude that psycho is deranged why couldn t the rest of the movie be like the last minutes unfortunately that is it my advice fast forward to the last five minutes and watch that and then put something good in the player for me i am going back to sleep ,0
god this film was just so boring apart from the music which i really loved i mean what was the point in actually making this movie please anyone who reads this review do not watch this film it is a waste of time br br emraan can act but was really pathetic in this film i am actually ashamed to be one of his fans especially in this movie it was just really bad br br celina is just another pretty face with no lack of talent what so ever she can t act at all and there was no point of her being in this film as for the other girl radha she was okay i guess but could have done better br br what a waste of time please buy the great music and don t watch this movie ,0
a great opportunity for and indy director to make an interesting film about a rock musician on the brink of stardom it could have been a decent film if it would have dealt with john livien s traumatic past and how it is torturing his psyche instead it is a ridiculous attempt to identify john livien s life with john lennon s john livien s suicida mother s hero was john lennon and she wished for him to become as powerful and prolific as lennon himself instead of focusing on john lennon s musical brilliance and his wonderful ability to bare himself for others to learn something about their own life it showed lennon s legacy to be that of a confused drug addicted soul who should looked upon as a god instead a man i am a huge john lennon fan and this movie reminded me of another crazy person obsessed with lennon lennon s killer mark david chapman lennon was a man who was brutally murdered by someone else who had an identity crisis with lennon do we need to be reminded of that john lennon gave so much to the world with his music and honesty and i was repulsed to see another disturbed person as the main character in this movie obsessed by lennon and not show his beautiful contributions to the world yoko ono graciously honored john lennon s memory by making the memorial in central park to give his fans a chance to pay their respects and remember john instead the director of this movie chose to use that site to have the killer attempt to commit suicide i found this so disturbing and disrespectful to lennon s memory he was a man of peace who died a brutal senseless death and to see such violence near this site felt like a revisiting a terrible wound for any lennon fan it ruined the movie completely for me it could have been a decent movie but it left me with a bitter taste in my mouth let john lennon and his family rest in peace and not be reminded of his vicious murder by this irresponsible movie ,0
i ended up liking this movie but it was not the easiest to get through what makes the movie great is the music and the scenery the songs are beautiful and the musicians are talented a great job was done to show different settings for the rom people br br however the viewer was not guided enough a more in depth history of the rom people would have been nice only a fraction of the of the spoken words were given english subtitles in addition more explanations about the settings and who was their and some of their challenges would have been appreciated too it would have helped if there were a narrator too explain about customs dress and music ,1
quite a lot has been said about this film and its landmark importance in forming the language of film if you are interested in film history to truly understand the innovations eisenstein brings to the medium you might try viewing potemkin along side most any film made before it those of d w griffith offer a good contrast it should be allowed that eisenstein was not the only montage theorist and the principles of montage editing would likely have been discovered by another given time however even today few directors have approached the skill with which eisenstein created meaning through the combination of images at such an early point in the evolution of the medium br br if you are not interested in that sort of thing potemkin is still one of the most beautiful and moving films ever made you should see it buy it and tatoo it to your chest ,1
ok another film bought by me and joe swatman ok this isn t the worst film i ve reviewed this week but it still sucked royaly we had a lot of fun watching this piece of crap br br the monster jigsaw is a mish mash of all these dysfunctional students ideas u just know ur in for trouble when someone equips him with a buzzsaw and a sawed of shotgun the film wasn t as gory as we hoped i mean on of the deaths is a heart attack again i think the acting sucks sum of the actors must be porn stars and one get into her undies for what ever reason br br the absolute worst part is the ending it leaves it open for a bit of a jigsaw but thats never gunna happen lets face it br br my ratings br br funny mock how much fun we had mocking it acting generally ,0
absolutely corrosive director arthur hiller and writer paddy chayefsky dismantle the american hospital system with this wicked comedy drama whodunit the hospital depicted here is fraught with problems from protesting neighbors to irate patients to a potential serial killer on the loose george c scott is the top doctor who on the brink of his own nervous breakdown gets involved with free spirited diana rigg and her wacky father barnard hughes alternately depressing and uproarious the hospital features some of the most acid tinged dialog imaginable note how scott describes his love making session with rigg it also has a lot of great vignettes scott berating head nurse nancy marchand after one of here underlings accidentally kills a doctor daffy administrator frances sternhagen trying desperately to collect insurance info from a waiting room full of sick people scott getting sobering advice from the hospital psychiatrist after telling him of his woeful home life all of the acting is first rate scott and rigg are dynamite and hughes is a real surprise the movie is a masterpiece with chayefsky s script earning a well deserved oscar over such stiff competition as klute sunday bloody sunday the opening narration is priceless ,1
 the beguiled is a strange work among clint eastwood s oeuvre by he had become well known as the star of action movies not only westerns the genre in which he first made his name but also war films such as where eagles dare and cop thrillers such as coogan s bluff yet although the beguiled takes place during wartime the american civil war and was made by don siegel who had earlier directed eastwood in coogan s bluff and was later the same year to direct him in dirty harry it is not an action film in the traditional sense in most of his previous films eastwood had played an active role but here his role is largely passive his character sergeant john mcburney is a wounded fugitive forced to rely upon the charity of women in order to survive even while serving with his unit mcburney played no active part in the conflict he is a quaker whose religious principles forbid him to bear arms and was serving with the union forces as a medical orderly br br the film is set in louisiana towards the end of the war and starts with the injured mcburney being discovered by a young girl named amy and brought back to her boarding school the school is a small one with only two teachers and a handful of girls although some of the girls are ardent supporters of the confederate cause and want to hand him over to the authorities the headmistress martha farnsworth decides to shelter him and tend him fearing that his injuries are likely to prove fatal should he be sent to one of the confederacy s notoriously harsh prison camps br br although mcburney scrupulously follows the teachings of his religion as regards pacifism he is not so scrupulous when it comes to following its teachings on the sin of fornication and as he starts to recover he makes full use of his opportunity to exercise his charms on both the staff and the older girls and he wins the affections of number of them including miss farnsworth her assistant edwina and carol one of the older girls even twelve year old amy appears to have a sort of childish crush on him in the sexually repressed atmosphere of the all female school his presence gives rise to jealousy and hatred and miss farnsworth rejected in favour of the sluttish carol plots a terrible revenge interestingly the one female to resist mcburney s blandishments is hallie miss farnsworth s black slave even though he tries to win her round by pointing out that he is fighting to free people like her br br the beguiled has been described as an anti war film but this seems to me to be a misconception the film is not really about the rights and wrongs of the civil war or of war in general the only acts of violence we see are perpetrated by non combatants and they are motivated by a desire for personal revenge not by zeal for the confederate cause it would be more accurate to see the film as a drama about the psychological stresses that can be caused by the peculiar circumstances of war br br at the beginning the school set in a beautiful old antebellum mansion seems like an island of peace amid the war the building is in the classical style associated with order harmony and restraint but the story that unfolds within its walls is one of disorder passion and violence qualities associated with the gothic school of writing which in the th century was often regarded as the antithesis of classicism the film can be seen as falling within what has been called the southern gothic tradition in american film and literature br br the film was not a great hit at the box office possibly because eastwood was cast so much against type it is not perhaps his best film but it did show that he could expand his range and play something other than action heroes in play misty for me his first film as director made the following year he was again to play a passive character in danger from a vindictive female there are some very good performances from the female members of the cast particularly geraldine page as martha farnsworth outwardly a respectable middle aged spinster but inwardly a woman of strong passions there are hints that she may have been having an affair with a man whom she passed off as her brother there are also good contributions from elizabeth hartman as the shy repressed edwina who falls in love with mcburney and rejects the idea of revenge and from young pamelyn ferdin as amy amy is an animal lover a key moment in the film comes when mcburney kills her pet turtle so it is interesting that in later life ferdin became an animal rights activist the one character i was less keen on was jo ann harris s carol who seemed too modern like a swinging seventies chick transported back in time to the s the film is notable for the emotionally intense hothouse atmosphere which siegel brings to it this will not be a film which is to everyone s taste some will find it too overwrought and melodramatic and some have found it misogynistic judith crist called it a film for woman haters and sadists others however may find it a compelling psychological drama ,1
this movie is so complex that it can be given any description and still roll with it you have a insecure troubled and fascinating main character played by jean pierre léaud who is trapped between two no three women we listen to his social philosophical and moral idiosyncrasies in interminable monologues we see him working his magic around the three women that he loves this could be the premise for a fowl movie full of rigid cold uninteresting commentaries yet director jean eustache manages to keep it fresh ironic and witty being such a long movie one cannot but burst into laughing when after hours of speaking politely jean pierre léaud all of a sudden screams on the phone while he remembers a cheesy line from a movie this kind of situations are purely cinematographic and cannot be fully restored in a commentary nor can someone restore the tragic and painfully beautiful monologue of françoise lebrun towards the end of the movie and hours and worthing every minute ,1
tv news producer jane craig hunter meets tom grunick hurt an up and coming news presenter at a seminar and their mutual attraction takes them back to her room romance however is cut short when it emerges that tom is in his own words no good at what i m being a success at and jane realises he personifies everything she hates about where tv news is going the rub comes when tom reveals he is about to join her news bureau in washington br br jane and tom s initial attraction is therefore given a second chance but will jane be able to put aside her professional opinion of the man she finds herself attracted to and should she aaron altman brooks is jane s highly intelligent reporter colleague and confidante despite his obvious talent aaron s career is stalling as he lacks the confidence and people skills and the classic good looks to be the success that his new less qualified and less intelligent colleague tom is becoming he is also concerned that his good friend jane maybe falling in love with tom despite her better judgement as it becomes increasingly clear that aaron has his own romantic feelings for her br br this central romantic plot is set within the trials and tribulations of a tv news network office where moral dilemmas and ethics are wrestled with quickly and where appearances and dramatic effect are becoming more prevalent and important br br this is where most of the bite comes from with well observed comment and scenes one of many moments is a scene where tom meets the network s top anchorman bill rorich a cameo role for jack nicholson for the first time and the camera focuses on their handshake in a film full of great lines and dialogue long and short you realise a lot about these two men s character from this one quick shot of two hands br br the dialogue between characters is amongst the most intelligent and witty you are ever likely to find anywhere on film and in such abundance brooks gets the best portion of them in line with his character but even the briefest conversations that are incidental and perhaps over heard by one or more of the characters as they move through a crowded room should be listened to br br hunter is a tour de force in this role for which she was rightly and not alone nominated for an oscar and for which she probably would have got if it was for a role in a film that didn t mock part of what had become a closely related industry and against a strong performance from another actress in a more traditional feel good rom com br br brooks is also excellent as the constantly frustrated and occasionally too smug for his own good aaron altman br br hurt whilst possessing the looks and providing the personality required of his character does not always convince that he is quite as dim witted the character says he is or is supposed to be he displays a latent intelligence that enables him to make the most of his apparent limitations which may be plausible but i don t think hurt quite pulls it off apart from when he tells us he stinks or doesn t get it hurt comes across as a bit smarter than that otherwise it is an effective performance in a role where his character is compromised by its intellectual limitations but brooks and hunter slightly overshadow hurt s performance it is the only negative thing i can say about the whole film and who is to say that anyone else would have done it better or come off any better when next to hunter and brooks and their performances in this movie br br support is ably provided by amongst others robert prosky lois chiles and joan cusack and there is also a bit part role for christian clemenson of subsequent boston legal fame and the briefest of bit parts for joan s brother john cusack whose face you don t even see br br james l brooks has provided us with many great tv shows and movies and this film should rank up there with the very best of them it may not have won any oscars despite seven nominations but it did win plenty of other awards and turned holly hunter into a star ,1
ya know what family guy started out as something fresh funny and more original the random humor used to be funny i actually used to think it was the best animated sitcom next to the simpsons after watching the new episodes that aired for the past few weeks i grew fed up with the show relying too much on random humor to be funny south park was right about fg dead on when they brought up the manatees and the idea balls br br and watching the show itself i don t understand why my parents like it so much there s nothing great about it the intellegent humor is funny and would ve been funnier if the show didn t rely on randomness ,0
the story of peace loving farmers and townspeople fighting for land water law and order and the respect and ultimate subjugation of the long entrenched cattle interests and their hired guns had been worked over better in earlier shane and probably later films as well there s some good action scenes and the general layout of the story excluding a disappointing ending is well executed law and order and religion have established roots in the town but the old order of cattle drives cowboys and gunslingers is still around as well the clash of the two occurs in a nicely staged ambush scene where the townsmen ride right into a trap granger an ex gunfighter plays the guy who is shunned by the very townspeople who need his expertise with a gun ,1
ugh this movie has so many unbelievable plot contrivances that they made what could have been a good movie into a hideous mess the story is halfway decent but the holes in the plot make the execution literally laughable we re actually supposed to believe that the secret service would go against all common sense and allow the president of the united states to be put at unbelievable risk if this is an indication of the kind of thinking that passes for good judgment among the president s protectors then we re all in trouble roy scheider turns in a good performance as the president but it is unfortunately offset by the truly loathsome acting of patrick muldoon who somehow continues to get jobs in hollywood based solely upon his good looks and his uncanny knack of smirking at every opportunity regardless of whether the script calls for a smirk perhaps someone will see this and be inspired to make a good movie from the premise or perhaps someone will see it and say hey if they can get a movie this bad made maybe i can too ,0
this film is so bad it simply defies reality the filming is grade school material at best the acting is pathetic and the director should forever be banished from film making in any form so bad it can t even be watched as comedy such something along the lines of showgirls the only thing this dvd had going for it was the cover art br br all i can write to those of you who haven t had the misfortune to witness this is to please do yourself a well deserved favor in advance and don t waste your time or your money on this piece of garbage if you want to see a movie for the comedy aspects there are many other more worthy in such a realm than this trash ,0
in the rd installment of left behind the makers did not care to put any kind of continuity into the plot although all weapons on the planet have been confiscated by the united nations world war iii suddenly begins at the snap of a finger within a few split seconds the ex lover of one of the main protagonists moves from passionately seducing him to outright hatred to a melancholy confession of love without any trace of direction br br but foremost this film is really an irony free zone after the president of the united states accepts jesus as his savior he immediately becomes a suicide bomber and blows up a skyscraper in the middle of the city osama bin laden will be very jealous when he sees this film ,0
all i can say is this movie is made for the lifetime channel on tv which means no solid characters no particular style weak acting all kinds of suggested sex but no breasts and tushs because boy that would just catapult the film into the depths of sleaze wouldn t it but the heavily simulated sex well that s ok br br when watching these films i have to ask myself when will these types of tv channels and their advertisers ever grow up i think these companies are actually way behind the times they really have no clue what the younger generation is in tune with and if they knew they would demand we change the whole point of many american tv channels like these seems mostly to regurgitate the same sanitized diluded garbage over and over like a generic movie assembly line i guess it works for them or at least it has not sure about the future though br br don t bore yourself to death like i did seek out some real tv movies on hbo showtime ifc starz etc any channel that puts effort into their work and doesn t have to ask a priest what they can or cannot show ,0
i have wracked my brain for another film that reminds me of this one i really can t come up with one i think it s because most of the films that take on this topic war peace violence are in a fixed documentary style there are some terrific ones out there all of them better known than usa t m i m sure but they are intended to be informational and to bring your emotional response to the surface through intellectual means this dvd in some ways may seem more intellectual but it really isn t it is philosophical maybe but it bypasses the information mode and goes directly to the same place that a piece of music does it makes you feel but sometimes you don t even know why you are just taken somewhere on a wave of feeling when you watch it notice how well it is put together it may not be for everyone but it is for everyone who look for a rare cinematic creation that respects you ,1
hello looking for a movie for the family to watch on a friday night can t find what your looking for i thought this was an extremely enjoyable movie good for the whole family i found that it had a remarkably rare combination of it being appealing to both adults and children alike it was brilliant to say the least bruce willis s acting was top notch there was a lot of humor in it and overall a great movie in my opinion it s a must see movie and i don t think that about a lot of movies believe me when i say it takes a lot for a movie to get me to think that it s clear that there was much work done by bruce willis and cast to get this movie done excellent story good acting and again overall a thoroughly enjoyable movie ,1
i saw it at a german press screening without giving too much away most critics really seemed to like it very much there was even applause afterwards which is quite unusual for that species from my point of view and until now it was the funniest movie of the year it keeps the charm and wit of the three w g shorts and it is enlarged with many references to these and other movies of course there are obvious allusions to monster and werewolf movies especially to an american werewolf in london jaws king kong and even to peter jackson s braindead dead alive but also to other genres br br characterization was better done in chicken run but that movie had a complete new cast where introduction was necessary here you are already able to know the two main characters so the new wallace and gromit movie is enjoyed best if you watched and liked the shorts already yet it also works on its own chicken run had the more convenient but also more storytelling plot instead this new aardman masterpiece keeps that crazier and somehow more isolated feeling of the w g shorts children should also enjoy it very much especially because of the sweet rabbits if you love cute bunnies this is a must see for you and because gromit has a lot do to and really steals the show children also love dogs but many jokes are thought for a more adult audience there are even soft sexual allusions in it the movie manages like shrek and the incredibles to fulfil high level entertainment for the whole family with adding a british and at least a little bit darker edge to the humour of american animated movies br br the animation is – as expected – superb and they kept true to the aardman style because they didn t put in too many digital effects i realized just a few when it came to wallace s inventions br br finally the score works fine in the movie although one of the main themes definitely is borrowed by randy edelman s dragonheart score br br the bad thing is it will probably take another six years from now until we can see a new animated gem from nick park co ,1
this film proves you don t need a hollywood budget to make something fun to watch what stuck with me is how the crew from different locations was able to pull together with no promises of riches to make something just because they believed in it i think anybody who makes low budget movies can relate to certain scenes such as actors who just can t get that one line being bothered by the police and having most of the crew disappear after the first week nobody got paid for this which says a lot for the people who had to travel cross country and for the long hours spent editing after watching stuie sell his personal property use his own money and trash his house to make the movie i am a bit curious how close his wife may have come to leaving good job to all ,1
in august days dies d agost marc recha has given us a sun saturated catalan documentary style road movie that s mostly a meandering improvised meditation on brotherhood and reclaiming the dead the beautiful sometimes large scale richly atmospheric mm landscape images nice soundtrack and catalan language narration are enchanting as a mood piece if one is content with a trajectory that hasn t much momentum and doesn t lead anywhere in particular filmmaker marc recha and his non identical twin david are the stars and the narrative is voiced by their younger sister marc had been researching the life of ramon barnils a socialist editor who had been a family friend he felt he was saturated with information and had to take a break the break turned into making this film which seeks to capture the mood of the interviews with barnils associates thoughts about the spanish civil war the drought season they were experiencing the rugged landscape the recha brothers affection for each other swims and suntanned nudity and whatever characters or stories they ran into as they camped out of their van this leads to pursuit of a giant catfish and the temporary disappearance of one of the brothers in the end david has to go back to barcelona to be with his daughter and marc has to return to his project and there it ends i found it fascinating to listen to an extended narration in the catalan language with its blend of spanish and french sounding words perhaps linked with provençal this isn t a major film but it commands attention and makes sense as a film festival choice with its clean visual and auditory beauty and its way of playing around with genres and blending autobiography with fiction and documentary in a fresh and thought provoking way br br an official selection of the new york film festival at lincoln center ,1
a cry in the dark br br a cry in the dark was a film that i anticipated would offer a phenomenal performance from meryl streep and a solid if unremarkable film this assumption came from the fact that aside from streep s best actress nomination the movie received little attention from major awards groups br br little did i anticipate that a cry in the dark would be such a riveting drama well constructed on every level if you ask me this is an under appreciatted classic br br the film opens rather slowly letting the audience settle into the chamberlain s at a relaxed pace and really notice that at the core they are an incredibly loving simple family fred schepisi the director selects random moments to capture of a family on vacation that give a looming sense of the oncoming tragedy while also showing the attentive bliss with which lindy streep and michael sam neill chamberlain care for their children br br while the famous line a dingo took my baby has become somewhat of a punchline these days the movie never even comes close to laughable the actual death of azaria is horrifyingly captured it is subtle and realistic leaving the audience horrified and asking questions br br the majority of the film takes place in courtrooms and focuses on the chamberlain s continuous fight to prove their innocence to the press and the court which suspects lindy of murder br br the fact that it is clear to us from the beginning that they are innocent makes the tense trials all the more gripping as an audience member i was fully invested in the chamberlain s plight and was genuinely angered and hurt and saddened when they were made to look so terrible by the media but at the same the media public opinion is understandable i loved the way the media was by no means made to be sympathetic but they always had valid reasons to hold their views br br the final line of the film is very profound and captures perfectly the central element that makes this film so much different from other courtroom dramas br br in terms of performances the only ones that really matter in this film are those of streep and neill and they deliver in every way for me this ranks as one of if not meryl streep s best performances for all her mastery of different accents which of course are very impressive in their own right streep never loses the central heart and soul of her characters i find this to be one of streep s more subtle performances and she hits it out of the park and neill an actor who has never impressed me beyond being charismatic and appealing in jurassic park is a perfect counterpoint to streep s performance from what i ve seen this is undoubtedly neill s finest work to date it s a shame he wasn t recognized by the academy with a leading actor nomination to match streep s b c the two of them play of each other brilliantly br br more emotionally gripping than most films and also incredibly suspenseful a cry in the dark far exceeded my expectations i highly recommend that people who only know of the movie as the flick where meryl screams the dingo took my baby watch the film and see just how much more there is to a cry in the dark then that one line br br a ,1
frankly after cotton club and unfaithful it was kind of embarrassing to watch lane and gere in this film because it is bad the acting was bad the dialogs were extremely shallow and insincere it was well shot but then again it is a big budget movie it was too predictable even for a chick flick i even knew from the beginning that he was going to die in the end the only thing i didn t know was how too politically correct very disappointing the only thing really worth watching was the scenery and the house because it is beautiful but if you want that watch national geographic i love lane but i ve never seen her in a movie this lousy as far as gere goes he s a good actor but he had movies like this so i m not surprised an hour and a half i wish i could bring back ,0
since my third or fourth viewing some time ago i ve abstained from la maman et la putain while i wait for the dvd in the meantime i ve read the french screenplay as well as alain philippon s monograph on jean eustache the latter ends with a frustrating filmography eleven films fiction doc and in between impossible to see or in the cases of mes petites amoureuses and le père noël re see br br a few questions that hit me this moment polish véronika s french is plenty colloquial un maximum d un maximum d even so does she have an accent i think i can tell she does what does the absence of color add especially at the single spot the fringe of the city is glimpsed how does this fringe differ from the sleep and journey that separates worlds of the tempest and the winter s tale ditto alphaville we may imagine the elapsed years since have done it but does eustache deliberately circumscribe the film s milieu is this an enchanted isle is alexandre s a fairy tale alexandre s always choreographing himself worrying about how or where to stand or walk what to say when announcing these decisions to who have to care less than he does what he does or is this his way of trying to choreograph others by doing it to himself how different is he from vertigo s scottie i say i think very what s the difference and is there one between eustache s léaud and truffaut s and godard s how different is the present léaud isn t he still doing it whatever it is in recent roles irma vep le pornographe whatever approaching old age once i arrived early for one in a series of mostly antoine doinel léaud s character truffaut films for a long while every three or five minutes down the aisle would come a twenty something male in scarf tweedy coat léaud hair with a direction seeking nose i have no idea whether this was conscious or unconscious mimicry i was that age but have no idea what i myself looked like then no scarf at least i do have a brother though who seems to have learned his carriage from bresson ,1
over powered mobile suits that can annihilate entire armies check weapons that hardly need to be aimed and still annihilate everything check mobile suits based on angels check br br ok its a gundam series this one gundam wing has good character development real world complexity interesting ideas and some pretty eye candy br br with characters the initially weak relena dorlan later peacecraft then back to dorlan gets stronger and more independent although is still absolutely besotted with heero yuy the series main character the aforementioned heero initially a cold hard butcherer becomes more and more human while still remaining in character and seeing the lost millardo peacecraft whos nomm de guerre is zechs marquise float between oz freelance and command of white fang shows how some people can really lose themselves in their own creations br br the complexity of the political and military situation is also quite good reflecting how the real world works however in half hour episodes it does become a bit of a liability in that this complexity isn t used to its full potential br br the ideas at the core of the series the necessity of fighting the desire for peace etc are ones that resonate even today in retrospect the series was ahead of its time what with the war on terrorism and all but its exploration of these ideas the monologues especially those of treize kushrenada is an incredible dramatic piece forming some of the best writing in the series br br but that sometimes good writing is also sometimes extremely poor which dramatically causes it to lose some of its edge br br in terms of eye candy which is what this one has in bucketloads everything from the mobile suits to the battleship libra no not the tampons you idiot is wells designed and explodes in big balls of orange which is bad because better animation would ve had better explosions but who cares stuff explodes and thats all that matters br br in short though the sheer complexity of the series means that if you miss out on a few episodes you ve missed out on a lot the poor writing can leave you cringing and sometimes the animation makes you go wtf but this is made up for in its classic animation style its scale sparks of incredible dialogue and its more mature exploration that one expects of such japenese animations ,1
times are tough for angel town gangs rule with an iron fist and for reasons mostly unknown mainly due to embarrassing writing the gangs want a street kid martine to join the gangs so they beat him up everyday however due to the presence of an olympic kick boxer olivier world s lamest actor gruner named jacques hope is on the way angel town is seriously one of the most inept message movies ever made and i ve seen my share it seems to consist of the idea that all gang infested neighborhoods need are french kick boxers who can t act worst of all there are so many awkward moments it s just truly hilarious best of all comes from the exchange between gruner and aragon which basically sums up how ridiculous this thing is to wit you like the fighting olivier grabs his asian best friend in a headlock i could kill him right when i want him dead he dies the reason why i don t want him dead is because i m afraid of him and i know that if i kill him his son and wife will kill me that s why he doesn t die br br of course the fact that it s wrong to kill someone let alone your best friend is of course left out of the equation odd br br however don t let me make this sound that i hated this movie far from it it s so terrible it s priceless the biggest laughs come at the end in the disastrous finale which sees grunner going one on one with gang members who the film s biggest logic gap decline the use of pistols also a handicapped vietnam vet helps out by shooting his machine gun at the gangs while gruner kick boxes the rest all of this set to the sound of horrible mexican accents and surreal energy that make this one memorable for fans of cinematic trash such as this br br the other treat about this movie is that for some reason olivier gruner never attends college despite that s the main reason he s here in the states and not in france getting it on with his girlfriend in a graveyard in the film s awkward beginning angel town is without a doubt a failure on all conceivable levels but if you laugh at moronic martial arts movies with insane levels of action that make no sense on any level this is the perfect movie for you on the other hand make sure to down tequila like the laughable opening song details ain t no mercy in angel town br br out of bad ,0
there are few really hilarious films about science fiction but this one will knock your sox off the lead martian s jack nicholson take off is side splitting the plot has a very clever twist that has be seen to be enjoyed this is a movie with heart and excellent acting by all make some popcorn and have a great evening ,1
a group of heirs to a mysterious old mansion find out that they have to live in it as part of a clause in the will or be disinherited but they soon find out of its history of everybody whom had lived there before them having either died in weird accidents or having had killed each other br br you ve seen it all before and this one is too low budget and slow paced to be scary and doesn t have any real surprises in the climax no special effects or gore to speak of in fact the only really amusing thing about the whole film is the quality of the english dubbing which at times is as bad as a cheap martial arts movie br br out of pretty low in the pecking order of s haunted house movies ,0
a fantastic cinema experience i really enjoyed seeing this truly magnificent film in the theater when it came out there is nothing to add except that is a terrible shame that sir albert finney still isn t accepted by the ampas american academy after roles in such films as tom jones murder on the orient express under the volcano to name only few for these he was nominated for the oscar the dresser is arguably his highlight yet br br i know oscars are just popularity contest but if americans like british actors and actresses and the oscar goes to jeremy irons daniel day lewis anthony hopkins emma thompson glenda jackson etc and they all deserved the award why they always left sir finney with empty hands br br on the other hand they gave it to john wayne and marisa tomei in cousin vinny i don t know should i laugh or cry br br if you have seen the two leads in the dresser you won t forget what is the art of acting watch this film and enjoy i recommend it to everyone who loves art br br i give for this excellent film point missing for non cinematic material after all it is just a theater br br note my criteria is much stronger than this on imdb only for the cinematic masterpiece that should could last forever ,1
of all the movies i have seen and that s most of them this is by far the best one made that is primarily about the u s naval airships blimps during the ww ii era yes there are other good lta related movies but most use special effects more than any real time shots this man s navy has considerably more real time footage of blimps etc true lots of corny dialog but that s what makes more interesting hollywood movies even today p s i spent years out of and have over hours in navy airships of all types from through proud member of the naval airship association etc atc la ac usn retired ,1
nothing revolutionary here just impeccably elegant restrained cinema br br garde a vue is confined almost exclusively to a drab police station and mostly to one interrogation room but director claude miller who made the wonderful film this sweet sickness among others intercalates spare glimpses of exterior tableaux as minimalist locale scenography miller s restraint especially early on is breathtaking and his exquisite handling of the consequently pivotal interior mise en scene makes for captivating viewing br br lino ventura is superb as usual succeeding to legitimize a character that on paper is cliche the laconic hard nosed world weary homicide detective ventura lives the role making it completely believable even though the script allows us little access to his inner workings the film ends at the very moment it appears he will be forced to confront his failure for the first time br br michel serrault is equal to the task as the suspected child killer who shrewdly spars with the single minded flic the exchanges between the two are more often than not pregnant with tension and the aura of a constantly metamorphosing playing field for a battle of wits serrault s character is by turns deplorably haughty and cunning and pitiable then later br br the message of garde a vue if one were to search for one is a condemnation of police methodology and the kind of pressures that make a cop over zealous to if necessary close cases at the expense of justice for most of its length though the film shines as nothing more than an exemplar of how to turn a potentially soporific set bound scenario into a suspenseful drama of the utmost cinematic economy br br ,1
chucky s back and it s about time this time with the help of jennifer tilly and a little spell from voodoo for dummies well at least with this installment the camp is back this was the more gruesome of this series so far it has some good twists and some good action scenes br br this one was by far the most fun of the series and successfully if unintentionally bridges the gap between pure horror to horror comedy br br i am looking forward to seed of chucky it ll be a hoot br br jesus the music scene s gone to hll since i ve been dead chucky br br we needed the levity as the doll thing s getting old the added comedic element and the better action scenes brings this one back up to equal the quality of the first when the idea was fresh and new ish br br from br br the fiend ,1
audiences today will probably watch a film like ossessione and not really consider how unprecedented it was during the time when it came out the structure of the film really divorces from sap happy hollywood conventions—as well as other major theatrical elements it relies more upon depicting reality in a very grim and sober light films of this nature—the neo realist films—were made to reflect the darkness felt during post world war ii times ossessione tackles some fairly provocative issues that were probably unseen on screen prior to the war including adultery conspiracy murder pregnancy etc aside from the one crane shot and certain musical swelling moments the film aesthetic is very raw and gritty shot on location uses natural lighting and most likely non popular actors all of these elements helped convey the issues explored in the film yielding the following theme negative karmic repercussions will haunt those who deliberately act immorally br br the two leads—gino and giovanna—are polar opposites yet both carry the mentality we re bored and we want to be entertained gino is a drifter a lone traveler who embraces life and its constant fluctuations giovanna is a bored house wife cemented in the familiarly of marital permanence she doesn t want to leave her home and husband but would rather remain where she is because it s safer gino s lifestyle represents the ideal lifestyle giovanna craves the only difference is that she s too afraid to live it herself—that s why she falls in love with gino he represents everything she wants but doesn t have the courage to get she wants to live in a world free from the monotony of living with her corpulent husband—gino is the perfect ticket into that world the affair that ensues between the two most likely left audiences back in the s feeling somewhat uneasy i mean films prior to the neo realist age never showed such scandalous behavior on screen before to say the least it was probably a bit alarming br br in conjunction with the theme the neo realist style helps show the negative repercussions of adulterous behavior succinctly put adulterous behavior as shown in the film leads to depressing and ultimately deadened lives when gino and giovanna conspire with each other to eliminate giovanna s husband karma comes to haunt them like a plague after the deed is done they return to their home the atmosphere is dark and biting as can be expected from the neo realist style they are not happy they re actually more depressed they thought that by eliminating giovanna s husband that they d live happier lives but they were duped the film ends with giovanna s death—it being in karmic similitude of her husband s death i think this is a very satisfying ending for several reasons here s why br br there s a lot of talk as to whether or not evil should be depicted on screen and if so to what extent i think depicting evil is very necessary if and only if the evil depicted is not being glorified but rather shows what negative consequences evil actions have as the subtext of ossessione asks is adultery and murder evil i think the film eagerly responds yes the adulterous behavior between the two reveals how unhappy they are ironically though towards the end of the film when they seem to be healed of their depression and are seen basking in each other s arms inside the car the author of the film shows that their happiness is in fact a façade the car crashes off the cliff and into the river killing giovanna the police arrest gino i think it was the author s intention to say that even though people sometimes try and justify their immoral behavior in the end karma will come back to haunt them i agree i think the two got what was coming to them because they both were incredibly selfish—always wanting instant gratification and not willing to endure through hard times this was especially made clear after the first sign of difficulty that gino and giovanna experience in their relationship he can t handle the pressure of living in giovanna s husband shadow so he leaves giovanna and sleeps with another girl such is typical of the insatiable hedonistic personality br br all in all the film seemed very risky for its time the audience however was prepared to see such a film because of the sobriety the war brought those pre war happy go lucky films were no longer being believed movie going audiences were ready to see and contemplate difficult films with complex characters they wanted to see characters whose lives were entangled in so called sin because it was a reflection of their own life problems ossessione then acts as a great catalyst for where the future of film was heading that is a lot of the naturalism pieces we see today can be said to have been influenced by the neo realist film movement ,1
this was pretty inevitable this movie borrows from the core and from the film it borrowed from armageddon and the films it borrowed from and so on except this time there s luke perry too this films version of the familiar save the world plot involves super earthquakes beginning in the pacific northwest and extending too the whole ring of fire its soon determined that everybody on earth just might be doomed so the military and some scientists build one of those high tech drilling machines to go inside the earth and fix things it just wouldn t be as much fun if they didn t have to go somewhere like space or inside the planet there s even a line the tries to make the journey into the earth sound more impressive than the journey into space like the one in armageddon it s a sci fi network movie so the script is paint by numbers disaster movie there is in fighting between scientists and military guys there are rock melting lasers people die and sacrifice themselves for the good of all and above all there are weak cgi special effects not original and not all that entertaining this is a movie to watch when you have nothing to do particularly if you ve got beer ,0
this is an epic film about the unification of the ancient kingdoms of china in the third century bc what makes it interesting is the tragic downfall of the king and all the palace intrigue going on around him it reminded me a bit of king lear and some of the other shakespeare plays br br the king starts out with noble ambitions to unify the kingdoms under one ruler and to stop all the quarrelling so that the people can prosper and lead better lives he and his childhood sweetheart played beautifully by li gong concoct a scheme whereby she pretends to go into exile in a rival kingdom in order to recruit an assassin to kill the king thus giving him a pretext to go to war but while she s away the king becomes sadistic in his lust for power and goes on a killing spree br br there are numerous side plots that keep the action going there is the marquis who pretends to be stupid and foppish but who s really very clever and wants to become king himself he fathers two children with the king s mother and manages to keep it secret for years then there is the prime minister a political rival to the king who turns out to really be his father br br the assassin is a complex character himself an adept swordsman and killer he is undergoing a reformation when the king s lover comes to recruit him he wants nothing more with killing but is eventually won over by li gong who wouldn t be when he sees how cruel and vicious the king has become br br some spectacular cinematography especially the battle scenes that are carried out on a grand scale like they used to say a cast of thousands literally the acting is ok nothing special it s the story that s interesting though at over two and a half hours it pushes the limit br br definitely worth viewing ,1
this sad little film bears little similarity to the broadway revival that was such a nostalgic hit keep in mind that when burt shevelove directed that revival he rewrote the book extensively i have a feeling that this screenwriter wrought as much of a change from the original version as well i played the innocent philanderer jimmy smith on stage in and thought this dvd would bring back memories not a chance even the anticipated delight of seeing topper roland young play my part was a major disappointment three songs from the play remain and are done very poorly even the classic duet tea for two is done as a virtual solo the many familiar faces in this fiasco do not do themselves proud at all and the star anna neagle just embarrasses herself when i feel gypped by spending a dollar i know the film must be bad another commentator mentioned the doris day version which is actually called tea for two and is about doing the stage play the original of course so those who are seeking the true no no nanette might find a more recognizable version there ,0
have you ever wondered why these guys seagal stallone willis et al manage to survive all those gunfights in which they re outnumbered i think i ve got it figured out the enemies always miss and the hero doesn t br br here seagal has a pistol and outshoots a half dozen heavies firing at him from a few feet away one of the heavies has a shotgun or maybe two of them have it doesn t really matter there could be a thousand shotguns blasting away at him and seagal would still emerge with his ponytail intact br br and when it comes to mano a mano combat forget it the evildoers may or may not be armed with swords or knives or blunt object but seagal with his skill in aikido or tempura or sushido or play do or whatever it is brushes them aside with a few dismissive blows not only is he a master of these outré skills but his physical strength is herculean more than once he snaps somebody s long bones as easily as we would break a toothpick one he breaks a guy s spine over his knee br br i ll tell you something i m getting into the spirit of the film here because seagal uses that line i ll tell you something several times along with what s that supposed to mean these guys are fully deserving of extinction in any good xenophobe s handbook they are all black speak with unintelligible jah may can accents wear dreadlocks that look in dire need of a shampoo they torture and murder with aplomb and here s the worst part they re unchristian that s right they practice voodoo br br actually the voodoo element comes close to being the most interesting element of the film they got the constituents of the ritual pretty well cigar smoke rum spitting the sacrificial chicken they only left out the possession dance in which the spirit rides the dancer they should have read metraux on voodoo br br otherwise the plot adheres to the usual conventions what was done to jaqueline bissett by the voodoo practitioners in the deep is done here to a friend of seagal s what was done to john wayne when he was stuck between trucks in mcq is done here to seagal himself at the movie s very opening when seagal makes a brief speech about having seen too much pointless violence in his dea career so he s now happily retired and when we are introduced to his friends and family i tried to keep track of his affiliates to see if i could pick out which ones would be horribly murdered or maimed to generate his quest for revenge br br the acting doesn t really require much comment but charles the jamaican cop played by tom wright is really pretty good wright has considerable range here he s an associate of dubious allegiance rather sinister but in the pentagon wars he has a comic part that he underplays perfectly br br the jamaicans never flew as movie villains i don t know why exactly it s a small movie market and if you go to jamaica stick to montego bay however if you want to see jamaican voodoo drug dealers as heavies and if you re in the mood for another typical standard action flick this should be a satisfying view ,0
i really liked this movie br br everyone has something to be blamed for everyone is real no paperboard heroes or cold omnipotent know all characters br br i read many others viewers here complaining about anne morality and about james will to maintain his love for her despite her cheating on him but i don t agree br br i found anne emily watson absolutely wonderful and i felt love for her br br she was a heavily repressed woman her actions were not planned once she started to break free she was in confusion and did many errors but so it s in real life when you gain freedom you are likely to do errors expecially at the start point br br was she a little too ungrateful maybe but we must remember that she is running with her feet for the first time she knows that james after all is a good man maybe a little too stiff serious and work centered but she also feels the urge to live the life as herself br br is she to blame more than him i think no br br but the turn happening into their lives generates some changes br br james instead of letting his wife go out of his life as other viewers suggested as the right choice bites the bullet and waits hoping for the better he starts to understand that what he superficially though was ok his marriage in reality was a control game played by him on his wife br br this is not a story with characters having over emotional and precarious nature i e the usual clichè latin american or italian jealous guys this is a story of men and women that use both heart and brain br br it can be very painful but if you really love a person women or man and if you are not a terribly unstable nature you are likely to forgive his her cheating and let him her go unless you are a jealous prehistoric crime of passion inclined possessive and mentally instable individual br br a really good movie the last scene when james despite all the things happened before goes with anne to the train station is really moving she is free and he understood what freedom means for a person br br guido,1
 uzumaki takes place in a small japanese rural town where people are going mad they go nuts over vortexes and spirals the crisis is getting worse because people are turning into snails and vortexes appear everywhere uzumaki has to be one of the most bizarre and original horror movies i have seen the plot is really clever and the gore scenes are really funny as the film doesn t takes itself too seriously uzumaki is wonderfully photographed and the use of colors is top notch the characters are likeable and there is enough shocking surprises to satisfy fans of japanese horror despite of some hilarious scenes the overall tone of this film is pretty dark uzumaki is not as good as ringu ju on or audition but if you like japanese horror movies you won t be disappointed out of ,1
this is the first porn i ve ever tried to review it demands a different approach than usual since the allegory will not reward dissection i m american i m a prudish virgin we are european we are cultured and sex mad it is nice when we all screw each other lots to talk about well there kind of is in fact relative to your average s topless volleyball number anyway and the enervating patina of class at least delivers clean detailed compositions but what the hell kind of thing is that to say about a porn ok then the only scene i really rhetorically got off on was the first time brigitte maier steps in there are efforts to toss in a nice variety of race and age while letting no two men anywhere near each other the one black guy suffers a premature bout of editorial coitus interruptus and multiple takes or not one perhaps undescribable on imdb act does look like it was partially simulated by a surgical hose still i stayed awake and it was eight in the morning but what does the last shot mean ,0
this movie gives golf a high mark it was well acted and well directed giving you a view of history that some non sports fans will enjoy the historic factor alone gives it a high rating the brookline golf course was really done well i am in the northeast and have seen brookline as a fan and as someone who loves the game the movie was well done on all levels a must see stars the acting was superb disney has another winner in its bag of great movies if for no other reason watch the film to give hope and encouragement to young people whom may not see the hope in their life i would tell you that the setting while in the late s and early s is very realistic the costumes and dialect were right on the mark as well above and beyond the call of duty for a golf film a must see for fans and non fans alike ,1
robert lansing plays a scientist experimenting with passing objects through solid matter but he goes too far one night and unintentionally makes himself four dimensional atomic age fantasy is rather charming in a very cheesy way perhaps it was considered a thoughtful sci fi in its time with psychological overtones yet seen today the film is mildly overbaked and naive it s a camp fest tailor made for tv s late late show wooden performances by lansing and lee meriwether barely rate as one dimensional though patty duke playing a cute brat pre miracle worker gets a colorful memorable exit br br from ,0
i know that this show gave a lot of liberation to women in the late s and early s but come on you have a whiner a buzz kill and an over analyzer this show really made women look bad i cannot stand carrie s analyzing every little thing on this show and that s what really killed it for me also charlotte s whining about her nonexistent predicaments made my ears hurt and miranda s cynicism was a complete buzz kill i mean can t she just be happy samantha was the only cool one on the show and the only one worth watching there was also a good episode when nathan lane was on the show but that was the only one worth watching the rest of them were pretty much the same the humor was drier than a bucket of sand and not very interesting plot line all in all not a very good show and i m glad it s over ,0
first off this movie was a wild ride the whole way the story of the training of the soldiers fighting with their superiors and in the end grouping together br br from the very beginning to the very end this is one war drama worth seeing if you are in for the constant cussing at times beyond reason and the horrors of what boot camp are br br the dynamics of how the actors interacted was quite amazing at times and sometimes humorous how bozz colin farrel deals with paxton matthew davis throughout the storyline from camp to tigerland and even in the end helping him br br the innovative free hand filming did add a certain taste or flavor to the film constant moving constant action and just constant confusion at times it was a help others not so much br br throughout the film it was increasingly realistic some points in the film the sex scenes in particular seemed to be just a tad too realistic even though they added an effect to the movie that wouldn t have been there without them it was a very gritty movie through and through br br in my opinion this is one of colin farrel s better movies if not his top performance the acting for every character was superb sysnukr,1
 br br i suppose this is not the best film ever made but i voted it at stars all the same mainly because of my feelings at the end i and all the people around me were simply touched this is something you don t often feel we are all getting a bit cynical and fed up with over sentimentality lazy manipulation or preaching in modern films the story of the film centres around jane a young woman in the last stages of mnd and the friendship that grows between her and richard a man on the verge of a breakdown this could have so easily been a dull and worthy piece but it is so humorous humane and lacking in sentimentality that it wins you over completely and against the odds is a feel good movie br br the acting from branagh and bonham carter is superb especially the latter who is always believable and strong in her role the chemistry between the two also lifts the movie br br the title comes from richards masterpiece a plane made of junk and his old paintings flying here is a symbol for both richards and janes living life to the full so that one can carry on and the other can face the end br br a beautiful and funny movie that i would recommend to anyone don t let the subject matter put you off ,1
this movie was one of the rolling on the floor laughing movies i have ever seen danny de vito plays owen perfectly momma is excellently portrayed and was one of the highlights of the movie br br at the beginning of the movie it starts of differently then what you would expect larry is trying to write a book and is having some troubles larry teaches a writing class and owen tagged after larry trying to get him to read his story owen eventually asks larry to kill his mother and in return owen would kill larry s ex wife the whole movie was really hilarious br br one of my favorite parts of the movie is at the end when owen writes throw momma from the train larry gets furious because he just wrote a book of similar plot it turns out that owen wrote a children s pop up book br br i would really recommend this movie i gave it a ,1
this is a surprisingly great low budget horror comedy it s funny and pretty well made with good performances and a really cool twist ending all the characters are pretty cool and the story while unoriginal is very good plus eric jungmann adam and justin urich harley had fantastic chemistry together one of the funniest moments in the film for me is when adam is trapped in the bathroom and harley wakes up to find that monster truck sitting there and decides to take a p ss in the truck and aimee brooks is just plain sexy plus this is one of the best low budget horror films i have seen in a long time it s very gory but in a comical way and i thought it was very well written as well plus michael bailey smith is fantastic as the monster man and had some wicked makeup it s similar to films like joy ride duel jeepers creepers etc etc and it has some suspenseful moments here and there plus the gore effects are really well done for the most part this is a surprisingly great low budget horror comedy it s funny and pretty well made with good performances and a really cool twist ending i highly recommend this one the direction is very good michael davis does a very good job here with great camera work good angles good use of colors and using a great setting plus he kept the film funny and at a very fast pace br br there is a lot of gore we get extremely bloody nose bleeds gory impaling s bloody stabbings guy is cut in half by a monster truck human remains in a cooked stew guts all over the place guys guts fall out pencil in the eyes bloody slit throat bunch of people walking around without limbs gory dead squirrel heads are squished severed limbs bloody and mangled corpses decent amount of bloodshed one very gory scene at the very end and more br br the acting is very good for a low budget film eric jungmann is fantastic here as adam he was a nerd but a very likable one he had fantastic chemistry with justin urich had some cool lines and i just loved his character he also seemed to be enjoying himself and he was especially good at the end justin urich is excellent as the ass of a best friend however i just couldn t help but love him as he was very funny and often stole a lot of the scenes i really dug him aimee brooks is gorgeous and did great with what she had to do she had good chemistry with jungmann and like jungmann was especially good at the end as i loved her mysterious character michael bailey smith is wonderful as the monster man he was very creepy looking had some awesome makeup and is now one of my favorite slashers rest of the cast do fine br br overall i highly recommend this one out of ,1
the were a golden age of los angeles with its film industry and great potential of various other possibilities to become rich and famous and happy people were arriving there hoping to fulfill their dreams expecting open arms and welcoming offers there were only a few who managed to succeed and find their way to stardom majority then condemned to live starving disillusioned and unwanted searching for a bit of respect in dirty bars and nasty hotel rooms br br young italian american writer arturo bandini arrives to la on a similar quest to spread his charms around to get one of those beautiful wealthy women and to write an excellent novel that would set him on a career path having so far written a single short story published in an obscure anthology wishing to create a romantic masterpiece he seems to be unable to produce anything without experiencing it himself though occasionally he sends pieces of magazine stories to a local editor that helps him survive he is proud to present himself as an italian but deep in his heart he truly feels his italian origin as a burden the little money and the courage to conquer the world he once had are all long gone and watching his dream turning into a hangover he holds a last single nickel to spend br br the coffee she brought him was cold and sour and spitting a curse on her triggers a never ending relationship of insults unspoken excuses and a love concealed beneath camilla being an uneducated girl trying to receive us citizenship through a marriage also carries her heavy cross of a non perspective racial heritage though she is much of a stronger and life experienced person her situation as a beautiful mexican woman is much harder to deal with than arturo is able to realize br br is it obvious that arturo eventually finds his inspiration to work on the novel is it possible that their love finally finds its place in the sun is it likely that their romance takes an unlucky turn br br it is very surprising to find out that the chemistry between the two main characters performed by salma hayek and colin farrell does not work the relationship lacks the raw and authentic feelings hayek though livelier a character compared to farrell s forgot to arm camilla with the passion and strength of her once brilliant character frida also it is hard to have faith in a character which being intelligent but uneducated and illiterate uses quite difficult vocabulary and complicated sentences a tougher character of a phil marlowe sort would definitely suit farrell better though he looks stunning in a period costume he seems very lost trying to find the fragile world of a twenty year old dreamer balancing between a hidden love and desire to be true to himself br br feeling embarrassed watching the two on the screen is not right their relationship might have been wild but it is more likely what a thunder and a lightning are without a storm far from real passion feelings just described not felt inside it is very sad that such a potential of an interesting script and good actors was wasted turned into a grey average of soon to be forgotten ,0
i saw this film some years ago and promptly bought the soundtrack because it was simply excellent bacharach s music is endearing and should be given the recognition it richly deserves the cinematography is awesome critics hated it but they hated home alone too i haven t found it on video but welcome anyone who can find a copy ,1
this is not the stuff of soap operas but the sort of conundrums that real people face in real life a testament to the ensemble and director for the powerful story telling of fallible characters trying to cope but not quite succeeding ,1
the unborn tells the tale of a married couple named virginia brooke adames bradley marshall jeff hayenga who have tried for the last five years to conceive virginia has had two miscarriages since then is desperate to have a child they visit dr richard meyerling james karen for help after he is recommended by some of their friends dr meyerling says he will be able to help them have a child dr meyerling operates on virginia it is soon confirmed that the surgery has been a success virginia is pregnant at first everything seems perfect the marshall s couldn t be happier but their picture perfect lives don t last for long as virginia s pregnancy develops problems she becomes moody acts totally out of character she receives a worrying phone call from beth jane cameron another woman who has undergone dr meyerling s procedure who claims that meyerling is in fact using his patients for his own sinister ends is in fact a disgraced genetic researcher virginia begins to question just what is growing inside of her br br produced directed by rodman flender i actually thought the unborn was a decent horror thriller it s definitely not a sci fi film as the imdb would have you believe that pleasantly surprised me the script by henry dominic tries to be different it must take some credit for that at least the unborn goes for psychological horror rather than cheap scares bad special effects it s got quite a clever story that works plays on basic human fears it moves along at a fair pace although it s not exactly an action packed film by any means the climax was good seemed a fitting way to round things off the warnings about messing around with genetics seem even more relevant today than it must have been back then maybe flender knew something the rest of us didn t on the down side it lacks some exploitation elements is at heart a dialogue driven film mostly focusing on one person so it can get a bit dull at times also i have to mention it what on erath was that grinning black skateboarding dwarf all about eh br br director flender does an ok job the unborn is far from the most stylish or visually interesting film ever made but it s good enough the atmosphere is good there s a fair bit of tension as what virginia has inside of her dr meyerling s sinister plans aren t fully revealed until the last possible moment disappointingly the blood gore is almost non existent which in a way lets the film down because in retrospect nothing really memorable happens the unborn relies on good storytelling which is fine but in a week i doubt i ll remember too much about it br br technically the film is ok i d imagine that the unborn had a pretty low budget but it s well made even if it s a little bland forgettable the baby creature is actually a decent special effect has fairly realistic facial movement the acting is good this was one of the first acting jobs credited to friends star lisa kudrow i have to be honest i don t like friends i don t even know who she was in this so i can t tell you how she did br br the unborn is a good horror thriller that deserves to be more widely known seen it s far better than a lot of low budget crap that litter video shop shelves if your a horror fan are looking for something a bit different something slightly more intelligent thought provoking than usual then i think you could do a lot worse than the unborn followed by a dumbed down sequel the unborn ii which i watched straight after this check my review out if you want ,1
when i first saw this movie it was titled terror on a train and was the back half of a double feature glenn ford an armament expert is called on to defuse a hidden bomb on a train loaded with high explosives the tension is slow and steady and this black white film runs only about an hour and twelve minutes all these years later on tv the tension and drama has lost most of its impact this is still a good movie as far as early s standards go br br along with ford are anne vernon and maurice denham the villain saboteur is played by victor maddern ,0
an very good storyline good thrill to it but the last seconds destroyed the whole movie what happened extremely well made and an good story destroyed in the last seconds sorry to say but a in vote thats what it it deserve i would think that chris shadley could come up with a better end but maybe next time all this meaningless blood gore for nothing the end would lift the story to close to a but it didn t the end destroyed the whole story i think most people aren t lame and when they goes a movie thy want a good end even if it is intricate but the only lame here is the end sorry,0
unfortunately this original mix of action and laughs is kept from cinema fans as it sits rotting in the columbia vaults for all eternity a shame since this may be jack starrett s strongest film and features a witty script by a young terrence malick and fully realized performances by its two leads stacey keach and frederic forrest who turn to a life of crime so they can get the money to open a seafood restaurant many standout scenes include interrogation by bathtub and electric razor and an intense shootout in an abandoned building as it s being torn down by a wrecking ball ,1
this movie is by far one of the worst b movies i have ever seen there are no plot twists at all though the acting is decent the storyline is terrible there are also many mistakes in the movie and it was bothersome to watch for any of you who like horror movies slasher movies or even b movies i don t recommend this to anyone at all most of the movie is focused on pointless killing in ways that aren t even worth discussing this movie could very well be compared to a crappy remake of jeepers creepers which too wasn t that great of a movie for anyone who wishes to spend a day at home watching poorly made movies this one takes the cake ,0
i have seen this movie plenty of times and i gotta tell ya i ve enjoyed it every single time this is belushi s pinnacle movie in my opinion belushi and lovitz are so likable and identifiable with the common man that you can t help but get involved once you start watching the movie has a wonderful cast of stars some already were big and others were just getting started it s billed as a feel good movie and that s exactly what it is this movie teaches you that life isn t always so bad after all sometimes you ve just gotta look at stuff in a different perspective to fully appreciate what you already have when you re done watching you ll appreciate the things you have a lot more and you ll also be smiling you can t ask for much more from a movie in my opinion not to mention it s a hilarious movie and you ll never lose interest very very underrated movie here folks br br rating from me i am out ,1
based on what little i have seen of this show i don t think i will ever watch it again its not even remotely believable and frankly the derek character just makes me angry br br sorry but seeing such a spoiled brat get his way time and again why would i want to watch that no thanks there are plenty of other shows that involve devious characters phil of the future s pim for example where the evil one doesn t win or if they do not in the way they though br br not to mention that i think this is a terrible picture to paint about living with step siblings yes life isn t rosy but one could attempt to portray a character that wasn t outright evil and wins br br my suggestion is that you watch this only if you like seeing the villain win ,0
this review may contain some spoilers br br just when you thought they didn t make them so extremely bad anymore along comes rae dawn chong as a space vixen and willie nelson as a native american witchdoctor it s even worse when you factor in that these two are the better aspects of starlight a film that should only be viewed for laughs br br chong is an alien sent to earth to seek out the only remaining half breed part man and part alien apparently the earth is in dire straits something is wrong with the genetics of mankind and in a few decades the world will be turned into a polluted wasteland only by duplicating the dna of the half breed can the kindly alien race save the planet don t ask me how that is since the movie gives the impression that the world will be destroyed by pollution which is caused by humans you would think earth could only be saved by getting rid of the polluting creatures not saving them anyway the half breed turns out to be billy wirth a man living in a small southwestern town and is part native american from his mother s line despite the fact that his mother is a red headed caucasian and his grandfather is willie nelson wasn t this the sort of malarkey that made the bombastic carmen electra bomb the chosen one such a howler chong arrives in her ship just as wirth nearly drowns after driving his motorcycle into a lake in a fit of recklessness being the result of just breaking up with his girlfriend before you can say utter the word hogwash chong is revealing her secret to wirth who isn t surprised for a moment and spreading the word to wirth s family chong also makes pals with wirth s mother who seems to have lost a few of her marbles over the years well this is because wirth s father was an alien that abandoned her of course he is the standard rogue alien that has conveniently picked this moment to come to earth for wirth so he can use wirth s dna to make the people of earth his slaves huh his laughable attempts to use his telepathic powers and capture wirth suck up most of the screen time and are the worst scenes in the movie not only are they boring but they are the scenes where you will be spotting the flubs the most br br the ideas might be nice on paper but they are handled here with the utmost of stupidity particularly in the aforementioned scenes with the rogue alien but the effects are the bane of the movie the opening scene involves chong on her spaceship communicating with her superior someone who we do not see but that chong communicates with through a vat that emits pink light they use no spoken words but telepathy so we are treated to subtitles trouble is both chong and her superior s subtitles both look alike and the director gives you no indication as to which of the two are actually speaking at any given moment which makes the whole conversation nothing but gibberish the spaceship is the worst effect to come out of hollywood this side of an ed wood film now i am usually lenient on effects when dealing with a low budgeted film such as this but these effects really got to me the most offensive was the most simple one a fake night sky the stars in the sky are so phony they almost sound off a dial tone most notably are the moments where chong tells someone she comes from pleiades and we get a shot of the seven stars thing is the seven stars take up about half the night sky in the movie but any stargazer knows that pleiades is a star cluster between the constellations perseus and taurus and the cluster doesn t take up much room in the sky at all these effects just get so lousy that your jaw will hang lower and lower with every passing moment be careful for it will go right through the floor during the finale when the effects have willie nelson turn into a human spotlight and oh it has to be seen to be believed br br starlight star bright last star i see tonight i wish i might i wish i may not have to watch any more of this trash today br br zantara s score out of ,0
this film is really unbelievable i ve seen so much cheap trash movies especially a lot full moon pictures but dollman is really hard so much comes together the laughable story the actors always at the edge of parody and the special effects how long i could talk about them it is a really bad movie but also one of the funniest ones if you re a fan of bad movies to laugh about you have to see it and don t miss dollman vs demonic toys it really funnier and worse ,0
while in a plane flicking through the large choice of movies i came across live almost accidentally oh boy what a choice br br i remembered vaguely seeing the trailer over a year ago and completely forgot about it expecting no more than another cheesy nonsense movie about a stupid reality show now i can easily say this has been a hell of a ride i don t remember last time i have been so excited terrified not sure if it was the high altitude playing with my senses but the suspense grow gradually through the movie until reaching a climax where you can t turn away from the screen literally sitting on the edge of your seat and biting the remaining nails you ve got br br you will first go through a personal moral assessment of where you stand about the righteousness of the show you will drift from thinking how come the human being can be so vicious to why not after all ask yourself would you do it then learn about the contestants their motives and start guessing you will then watch contestant pulling the trigger one by one and get excited even though you know the first candidate is safe br br good acting good directing with a movie experience that reminds you those old movies where you knew what would happen in the next scene but still were craving for more br br spoilers couple of things i would have changed br br the casting of the contestants i have really been moved by the farmer and we should have had a bit more like him the idea of a rich writer who wants to be famous is a bit stupid it felt like you didn t care about some of the contestants although this might have been done on purpose i think the audience should have been able to associate with the majority of the contestants game rules a big glitch br br what happens if the th contestants doesn t die when he pulls the trigger do you seriously think the last standing guy will pull the trigger and execute himself they should have given a chance to all contestants to live ie if th is a blank too then no one dies br br interestingly i haven t been bothered too much by this bad points cause i really had a good time just wish i had some popcorn with me ,1
sean bean returns as napoleonic hero richard sharpe in sharpe s honour the fifth movie in the series and as always patrick harper and the rest of sharpes chosen men are all along for the ride but this time major sharpe is in serious trouble br br under the influence of sharpe s sworn enemy major ducos a mysterious lady by the name of la marquesa has accused sharpe of rape her husband arrives at sharpe s camp to challenge his wife s attacker to a dual br br the dual is discovered and stopped by the authorities and as a result sharpe becomes the prime suspect when his opponent is murdered in the middle of the night br br as no one in the british army other than wellington and major nairn consider sharpe anything but a rough commoner with little or no honour he his given a shambolic trial and is sentenced to death by hanging and harper and the chosen men have no choice but to look on as their beloved commander walks slowly to the gallows br br however convinced of his innocence wellington and nairn hang another convicted prisoner in sharpe s stead and release him and his chosen men to find the real killer and la marquesa herself to not only prove his innocence but to find out her reasons for framing him in the first place br br daragh o malley micheal byrne and hugh fraser co star with brilliant performances by alice krige as la marquesa and féodor atkine as the villainous major ducos in what is another exciting swashbuckling instalment through sharpe s eventful journey through the napoleonic wars ,1
i agree that capital city should be on dvd i watched this show only by accident in and fell in love with rolf saxon as hudson talbot it was nice to see americans who work abroad in london in the financial industry for a change i loved rolf in this role and loved every other role that he has been in i can t believe the show only lasted episodes i liked william armstrong as hudson s flamboyant charming friend in the series when they aired this show in the new york city area it was always late at night or at off times the show is less than an hour long i felt this show should have gone on longer but the casting changes in the second season really made the show a little less interesting i didn t care for sylvia but missed the actress julia phillips lane in the previous season i felt this show took chances and often it worked it showed americans who loved and chose to live in london the american characters were not arrogant or tried to outdo their british counterparts i also liked the fact that they had tried to internationalize the cast rather than make them all british i liked watching julia ormond in an early role i felt this show should have lasted longer i felt at times that the previews lasted as long as the show in less than an hour they could have transferred the cast to new york city and it would have been a hit in america ,1
my take typically routine and lazy straight to video attempt from disney br br disney must have fallen in love with the family movie tradition that is the family dog many movies have devoted themselves with stories that solely center themselves with man s best friend disney themselves have made a handful they also made a handful of those that are literally dogs add this one to that bunch br br i haven t seen the original for a very long time so probably i m not the right person to judge if this straight to video sequel fares any better anyone above the age of seven aren t the right people to see it either perhaps only the youngest of the young will want to see lady and the tramp ii scamp s adventure and even they would grow up and say it wasn t the best kind of family entertainment they have ever seen i guess to be fair i can say is that it warrants a rental but that ain t much to say br br this sequel pretty much picks up the parts left behind after the original oft called classic lady and tramp now have a litter of cute crocker spaniel pups and one mischievous mongrel named scamp who is a chip off the old block instead of the confines of home scamp wishes to run off with the other junkyard dogs of town unknown of his dad s own past as one of those mongrels of the streets to capture the charms of the original this one throws in the same poor dog rich dog love story in vice versa scamp falls for a one of the junkyard dogs named angel and who wouldn t with a name like that and a voice that sounds like alyssa milano que replay of the famous spaghetti scene other than the cute factor there is nothing in store for any audience in this lazy straight to video effort stick with the original br br rating out of ,0
as a big fan of brian yuzna and the majority of the movies he s been involved in i guessed i d enjoy progeny i didn t although in ways it has it s moments however if you re expecting something of the calibre of society or beyond reanimator you could be in for a shock in a way this is similar to society being a tale of a seemingly ordinary world with a horrific supernatural underbelly but that s where it ends br br i m not covering for yuzna when i say that the fault doesn t really lie with him as bad direction is bad direction but the direction is sound what trips the movie up is both script and acting stuart gordon reanimator dagon has written an intelligent script but one that doesn t really work with yuzna s style of direction leaving him paused on actors delivering lengthy dialogue when really he wants to throw that camera around and get down with his bad self this matter makes the movie awkward enough as it is but there s worse br br if the movie had been made with great actors the movie would have probably held it s own unfortunately this is very far from the case the acting is wooden shockingly so even for a low budget b feature the inexplicably successful and renowned arnold vosloo wrecks every damn line with near pinpoint precision handing in one of the worst performances i ve seen in a long while the man manages to turn every line of well considered dialogue into the kind of ham line you ll be throwing drunkenly at mates next time you re in the pub hey bob good god am i going mad what s come over me noooo in fact i may try that one myself next weekend the last minute addition of genre veteran and personal favourite brad dourif instead of enriching the film like it should almost seems to hand dourif the movie in a last ditch effort to stop vosloo from hamming but quite frankly dourif looks deeply uncomfortable possibly waiting for the next assault of bad acting next to vosloo and even an eccentric turn from him fails to resuscitate the film br br if the acting was better this movie would have been okay hell it might have been pretty enjoyable but the lack of character makes the movie a soulless affair and makes the horror element seem tacked on and tasteless instead of an organic part of the film i found the alien torture rape scenes a little difficult to stomach already but the fact that the characters were so lacking made them seem gratuitous as well as unpleasant leaving a nasty taste in the mouth br br so if you really like sci fi and don t have a problem with bad acting pedestrian pacing and a really garish nasty rape scene progeny will probably be your cup of tea but since i do i m probably never going to watch it again once was enough on the plus side this is the only sci fi movie yuzna ever bothered to make so he obviously wasn t really that pleased with it himself ,0
from the very opening scene you will notice just how hard they tried to mimic the very smart and powerful cruel intentions and how flat it landed you ll also notice what a terrible choice they made by casting robin dunne as valmont then in the second scene you meet the two best things in this movie amy adams and mimi rogers as kathryn and her mother that is if you can get past the fact that kathryn wasn t blonde in the first film then the movie goes on you see the cheap romantic story from miles ago and you notice sebastian has already met an anette in the past here called danielle and a cecile here called cherie how original is that for a prequel then it turns into a low budget wild things type of film with lots and lots of oh my twists as i mentioned robin dunne was a very bad choice not that he is a bad actor he s good he just doesn t have the charisma ryan did amy adams who is in my opinion one of the most talented young actresses of our time once again delivers but with all the talent in the world there is no way one could save this trash as a whole this movie feels like a beverly hills episode the score has been stolen from cruel intentions and jawbreaker yes they used the score from jawbreaker couldn t they at least leave that one alone you ll want to pass this one if you want more cruel intentions watch stephen frears dangerous liaisons ,0
the reason the dvd releases of this film are in black and white is because nobody can get their hands on a color print of this public domain film a modest sea story at best br br distributed for television thru allied artists dvd s or vhs on the market at this time for this title are all coming from the same mm television print films distributed for television prior to were often distributed in b w prints because the bulk of viewers did not have color sets anyway striking b w prints for television was also cheaper as it often involved quite a few prints to cover all stations running a film on a syndicated basis ,0
i would not like to comment on how good the movie was or what were the flaws as i am not a professional film critic and i do not have enough knowledge of making movies what i do know is that making this kind of a movie in your very first shot is a big achievement and i would like to congratulate the director for that however in some reviews that i have read critics have complained that hiralal s relationship with his brothers was not highlighted and his siblings were completely erased from the story now i would really like to raise a point here that as the name of the movie suggests it is not a movie about hiralal s brothers it is a movie on the relationship of mahatma gandhi and his son hiralal gandhi nothing more nothing less if we start complaining about some characters being kept out of action in the movie it would be a bit unfair because these characters don t fit in the picture no matter how relevant they were in real life so i think it would be better if we stick to the main idea and stop satisfy a critic in ourselves br br enjoy ,1
it s a beautiful film the scenes are well pictured anne revere s dialogs are really well written and inspiring the philosophy and thoughts that this film gives and the things it teaches makes it great and wonderful br br mickey rooney is great in the movie and his role goes through lot of emotional turmoil as the film progresses br br elizabeth taylor looks very pretty her scenes in the film are inherently poetic the way camera follows her and the way the music make you feel make every scene of her ethereally beautiful br br this movie has great spirit and a beloved cherished classic br br angela lansbury is quite amusing in her role though unrecognizable if you have seen her in role of m in the manchurian candidate br br donald crisp has done his father s role full justice and the script provides him with ample stuff to justify his role br br its a very nice film and a must watch for family and children an evergreen christmas favorite ,1
i saw this back in and i remember loving it still to this day i can remember parts of the movie in my head like the slanted pitch unfortunately from now i could never remember the name of this until i was looking through the filmography of a friend of my uncles and came across this he played clive kennard straight away after reading the description i knew what it was after catching up i was shocked to find out that not only did it not make a release on video or dvd but still has yet to be repeated this is a massive shame i am begging you itv at least repeat this superb tv movie nick hancock showed in this movie he could do more than just host a show with his character mike tonker this is a movie that most football fans would love and even those who aren t too keen on the sport would be able to enjoy the comedic value of this yes this is a brief review but there is not much to say apart from this is an underrated movie deserves to be repeated or released on video dvd so itv myself and other fans of this movie beg you please consider one of those ,1
i really like salman kahn so i was really disappointed when i seen this movie it didn t have much of a plot and what they did have was not that appealing salman however did look good in the movie looked young and refreshed but was worth the price of this dvd the music was not bad it was quite nice usually indian movies are at least two to three hours long but this was a very short movie for an indian film the american actress that played in the movie is from the television hit series heroes ali larter her acting had a lot to be desired however she did look good in the indian dresses that she wore all the movie had not a lot to be desired and i hope salman does a lot better on his next movie thank you ,0
this stupid anti environment wannabe jaws is sad pathetic boring poorly dubbed and stupid there is nothing redeeming about it br br plot follows some shark octopus creature thingy that appears off the coast of florida and kills some people including a boring stupid couple with a whiny wife and a silent husband who stabs himself with a fork for some reason his ascent to the surface is always represented by a vague sideshot of something bumpy over and over it makes no sense it s horribly boring and it s conspiracy plot sucks br br there are moments of camp that cannot be ignored the same shot of the boat of the couple of the opening sequence three times the doctor slamming a dying patient s chest twenty times with a difibulator without stopping even though he s clearly dead the porno esque soundtrack the shot of the couple making love on the beach with three different thems that us is getting ahead of us doing this the ancient computer that sounds like kermit the frog a beer guzzling scientist screaming i know a la dr smith the list goes on and on br br oh and everyone drinks at least thirty bears in the course of the movie much noticed by mike and the bots br br the mstk version is their best episode but it s certainly better than the movie itself this is how i like to go fishing guys with a flashlight and a flamethrower crow br br one star for devil fish seven for the mstk version br br ,0
this film comes as the ultimate disappointment in tsai ming liang for me it oozes laziness from its every frame so i m not going to analyse it thoroughly either but some observations br br if the premise is drought why we get to see city landscapes with blooming green trees i wonder if that was supposed to mean something in the metaphorical context of the film in which thirst notifies the craving for intimacy and watermelon the trivial substitute sex or it is only a matter of lousy film making not giving a damn about being coherent br br we don t get to know what had happened to the porn actress why she is unconscious or presumably dead it seems a question of no importance as long as the message of supreme alienation is successfully bombastically delivered but in retrospect her inert body proves to be a cheap dramaturgical gimmick a pretext – just as gratuitous and exploitative as the activity it is employed in br br nothing is expressed in this movie that antonioni hadn t expressed better years ago – and without needlessly humiliating his actors br br the musical numbers recycled from the hole felt like a secondary schooler s idea of artistic counterpointing executed on that very secondary school level of skill if that was the point the point sucked ,0
pakeezah has a very interesting history which is well documented in the trivia section about how it came to be it seems as if destiny conspired to test kamal amrohi the director while at the same time secretly desiring to see him complete his masterpiece br br pakeezah rides on metaphors poetry and visual elocution as a result the intensity with which emotions come out achieve a dimension which may not be very real but are very effective and leave an impact on the viewer br br meena kumari lives the tragedy of nargis and sahib jaan like her own the other stars of the film besides her are ghulam mohammed the music director lata mangeshkar naushad background score and joseph wirsching the d o p their music and cinematography leaves you spell bound br br pakeezah is a classic in world cinema it reveals new layers to you every time you watch it again kamal amrohi is one of the rare poets of cinema and he left us all a gift ,1
i first saw breaking glass when it was released in england in i loved it then and having just caught it in august on a canadian station it still is great the only thing i regret is i can t find the sound track or the dvd in the stores anyone care to shed some light or must i order it from some over priced internet company but getting back to the film the music stands up to the test of time hazel kate had something to say about s britain actually it was the same decade i moved to canada for some of the same reasons one being thatcher and what she was doing to the country at the time please if you get the chance watch this movie you won t be sorry ,1
the forest isn t just your everyday standard slasher backwoods cannibal fare it also has an interesting mix of supernatural elements as well the story is about two couples that hike into the forest on a camping trip a cave dwelling cannibalistic woodsmen and the ghosts of his dead wife and two children soon terrorize them there is something you don t see every slasher director don jones gets an a for effort although the film itself falls flat on just about every level the acting is just simply average except for jeanette kelly who plays the dead wife of the woodsman michael brody aka gary kent br br the film opens with some beautiful shots of a couple hiking through a valley and into a forest they realize too late that someone is stalking them they are both dispatched in typical slasher fare our killer uses a trusty hunting knife throughout the entire film except during a flashback when he implements a handsaw pitchfork and rusty saw blade to dispatch his cheating wife s lover br br the forest has a good story line but the movie just doesn t work along with it i found it pretty boring with simply crappy acting ,0
without a doubt this is one of the worst films i ve ever wasted money on the plot is erm sorry did i say there was a plot the scariest moment was when nope can t think of one the best special effect that had me hiding under the bed covers was nope can t think of one for that either you knew who the killer was right from the start there was nothing scary about the whole movie in fact the only two vaguely interesting bits were when you saw the kid sister misty in the shower and when you saw nurse toppan take her top off this film should only be watched to get an idea of how not to make a horror movie ,0
i was curious to watch this movie a lot of people seem to be excited i also have my beliefs i believe in jesus christ but i m opened for any kind of views or opinions it doesn t matter for me if jesus existed in the way it s written in the bible if maria was a virgin or not or all the other similar pagan coincidences what matters for me is the idea of salvation the idea of love as the only way to find peace in this world br br what made me angry is when somebody takes a sentence present it as a fact but without showing the context it was written for example they showed in this movie following sentence big those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them bring them here and kill them in front of me jesus lukas what they didn t tell you is the context jesus told a story about an evil king there is no passage in the bible where jesus supports killing he is love after quoting the bible wrong they present us yelling people pseudo christians filled with hate the majority of viewers don t check the informations presented so they start thinking jesus hate not good for me or for anybody else this is pure manipulation people please use your brain don t take everything as a fact they tell you in this movie we destroy our own basis our civilization if we start dismantling jesus in this way and the message he brought to us you saw off the branch you re sitting on ,0
a plane carrying employees of a large biotech firm including the ceo s daughter goes down in thick forest in the pacific northwest when the search and rescue mission is called off the ceo harlan knowles lance henriksen puts together a small ragtag group to execute their own search and rescue mission but just what is knowles searching for and trying to rescue and just what is following and watching them in the woods br br oy what a mess this film was it was a shame because for one it stars lance henriksen who is one of my favorite modern genre actors and two it could have easily been a decent film it suffers from two major flaws and they re probably both writer director jonas quastel s fault this film which i ll be calling by its aka of sasquatch has just about the worst editing i ve ever seen next to alone in the dark and quastel s constant advice for the cast appears to have been okay let s try that again but this time i want everyone to talk on top of each other improvise non sequiturs and generally try to be as annoying as possible br br the potential was there despite the rip off aspects any material related to the plane crash was obviously trying to crib the blair witch project and any material related to the titular monster was cribbing predator ed wood like exposition and ridiculous dialogue the plot had promise and potential for subtler and far less saccharine subtexts the monster costume once we actually get to see it was more than sufficient for my tastes the mixture of character types trudging through the woods could have been great if quastel and fellow writer chris lanning would have turned down the stereotype notch from to at least and spent more time exploring their relationships the monster s lair had some nice production design specifically the corpse decorations ala a more primitive jeepers creepers if it had been edited well there were some scenes with decent dialogue that could have easily been effective br br but the most frightening thing about sasquatch is the number of missteps made for some reason quastel thinks it s a good idea to chop up dialogue scenes that occur within minutes of each other in real time so that instead we see a few lines of scene a then a few lines of scene b then back to a back to b and so on br br for some reason he thinks it s a good idea to use frequently use black screens in between snippets of dialogue whether we need the idea of an unspecified amount of time passing between irrelevant comments or whether the irrelevant comments seem to be occurring one after the other in time anyway br br for some reason he doesn t care whether scenes were shot during the morning afternoon middle of the night etc he just cuts to them at random for that matter the scenes we re shown appear to be selected at random important events either never or barely appear and we re stuck with far too many pointless scenes br br for some reason he left a scene about cave art in the film when it either needs more exposition to justify getting there or it needs to just be cut out because it s not that important the monster s intelligence and humanity could have easily been shown in another way br br for some reason there is a whole character mary mancini left in the script even though she s superfluous br br for some reason we suddenly go to a extremely soft core porno scene even though the motif is never repeated again br br for some reason characters keep calling harlan knowles mr h like they re stereotypes of asian domestics br br for some reason quastel insists on using the blurry cam and distorto cam for the monster attack scenes even though the costume doesn t look that bad and it would have been much more effective to put in some fog a subtle filter or anything else other than bad cinematography br br i could go on but you get the idea br br i really wanted to like this film better than i did—i m a henriksen fan i m intrigued by the subject i loved the setting i love hiking and this is basically a hiking film on one level but i just couldn t every time i thought it was going to be better from this point until the end quastel made some other awful move in the end my score was a out of ,0
delightful film directed by some of the best directors in the industry today the film is also casting some of the great actors of our time not just from france but from everywhere br br my favorite segments br br th arrondissement carol margo martindale from denver comes to paris to learn french and also to make a sense of her life br br montmartre there was probably not a better way to start this movie than with this segment on romantic paris br br loin du ème an image of paris that we are better aware of since the riots in the cités ana catalina sandino moreno spends more time taking care of somebody else s kid she s a nanny than of her own br br quartier latin so much fun to see gérard depardieu as the tenancier de bar with gena rowlands and ben gazzara discussing their divorce br br tour eiffel don t tell me you didn t like those mimes br br tuileries such a treat to see steve buscemi as the tourist who s making high contact a no no with a girl in the metro br br parc monceau nick nolte is great ludivine sagnier also br br i ve spend days in paris in and this movie makes me want to go back br br seen in barcelona another great city at the verdi on march th br br ,1
this gets a two because i liked it as a kid but it became so redundant that i just started to hate it i can t give this a descriptive review because it would be restating one thing after the other i probably wouldn t say anything that everyone else didn t say already br br the only other thing about this show is that it s pretty nasty with the kid with the boil to that twisted babysitter to the stupidity that runs around and about in it i have a cousin that loves this show and he s the strangest and dumbest person i have met this show should be pulled from the air it s always the same thing over and over they need to put better shows on nick i m getting really really tired of stuff like this ,0
i used to watch this on either hbo or showtime or cinemax during the one summer in the mid s that my parents subscribed to those channels i came across it several times in various parts and always found it dark bizarre and fascinating i was young then in my early teens and now years later after having discovered the great arliss howard and being blown away by big bad love i bought the dvd of wilder napalm and re watched it with my girlfriend for the first time in many years i absolutely loved it i was really impressed and affected by it there are so many dynamic fluid complexities and cleverness within the camera movements and cinematography all of which perfectly gel with the intelligent intense and immediate chemistry between the three leads their story the music and all the other actors as well it s truly cinematic i love arliss howard s subtle intensity ambivalent strength and hidden intelligence i m a big fan of anything he does and his interplay with debra winger s manic glee they are of course married has that magic charming reality to it that goes past the camera i wonder if they watch this on wedding anniversaries big bad love should be the next stop for anyone who has not seen it it s brilliant and dennis quaid in full clown make up sneakily introduced angled hidden and displayed by the shot selection and full bloomed delivery is of the kind of pure dark movie magic you don t see very often quaid has always had a sinister quality to him for me anyways with that huge slit mouth span hiding behind his flicker eyes lying in wait to unleash itself as either mischievous charm or diabolical weirdness here as both both howard and quaid have the insane fire behind the eyes to pull off their wonderful intense internal gunslinger square offs in darkly cool fashion in fact the whole film has a darkly cool energy and hip intensity it s really a fantastic film put together by intelligence imagination agility and chemistry by all parties involved i really cannot imagine how this got funded and it looks pretty expensive to me by such a conventional imagination less system but i thank god films like this slip through the system every once in awhile in a great way with all of its day glo bright carnival colors hip intelligence darkly warped truthful humor and enthralling chemistry it reminds me of one of my favorite films of all time grosse pointe blank now that s a compliment in my book ,1
evil breed is a very strange slasher flick that is unfortunately no good the beginning of the film seems promising but overall it s a disaster the dialogue is pretty bad but not near as bad as the acting the acting is brutal and unbearable most of the characters deliver there lines horribly and even if that is on purpose the method doesn t work because the characters become annoying some of the kills are innovative but it took far too long to get to them after about a half hour through the movie we get the first death other than in the beginning and then almost every other character is smoked within the next five minutes the movie then turned into sort of a spoof with ridiculous looking characters unrealistic karate like fights and a scene in which a man gets his intestines pulled out of his a sscrack none of it is funny it s just plain ridiculous the film then becomes ultra gory and ultra pointless most of the characters are clichéd even for slasher standards and are as solid as butter left on the counter for days evil breed isn t even laughably bad therefore it fails in it s main task watch texas chainsaw massacre just before dawn or see no evil for a real slasher ,0
i am easily pleased i like bad films i like films featuring attractive young women in small amounts of clothing br br this film gives all the above a bad name yes you know going in that what you re getting is not high art or anything like but even for the type of movie it is beach babes from beyond isn t very good br br some people have given it i can only assume that these are people who have had the organs which enable rational thought to take place surgically removed br br it isn t very good it simply isn t very good br br out of solely on the grounds of a novelty value for the famous relatives and burt ward and b some of the girls are cute br br oh by the way did i tell you that it isn t very good ,0
it was a saturday night and a movie called baseketball was on tv i had always wanted to watch it but never got around to it when it was in the cinema boy was i mistaken words cannot describe how funny this film is starring the creators of south park who share a natural on screen chemistry when being funny i taped the replay the next day and exactly one week after watching it for the first time i have seen it times im obsessed with it and i know anyone who appreciates trey and matts work will appreciate this movie a must see this is my comedy of all time,1
i bought the dvd a long time ago and finally got around to watching it i really enjoyed watching this film as you don t get the chance to see many of the more serious better quality bollywood films like this very well done and but i would say you need to pay attention to what is going on as it is easy to get lost when you start watching the movie don t do anything else i would actually advise people to read all the reviews here including the ones with spoilers before watching the movie raima sen gave her first great performance that i have seen aishwarya was easily at her best all performances were strong directing and cinematography go watch it ,1
i had tried to rent this on many occasions but was always with the girlfriend who as a general rule usually rejects heist flicks and ensemble comedies with the comment uhm looks good but i m not in the mood for that movie thus entereth the almighty solo movie night br br anyway i found welcome to collinwood a rather enjoyable movie while ultimately fairly forgettable it does have moments of fun and a few laugh out loud moments i was unfamiliar with the fact that it was a remake and as a general rule watch movies trying to ignore that fact and watch them on their own merits anyway george clooney puts in a humorous and brief cameo as a wheeled safe cracker that for the most part left me wondering two things wouldn t every comedy be better if mr clooney put in a strange minute cameo and how do they make fake tattoos that look old and faded and how easily do they wash off the cast all fine actors in their own right put in a great job and you get the impression that they had a good time working together which is fairly important in a movie like this needless to say all does not go as planned in this movie both plot wise and humor wise but it made me check out the special features and consider watching the original so i consider it a success rent this one for a good time maybe grab a few friends and a pizza you ll have a good time br br br br on a side note the soundtrack is spectacular it s great to hear the far under appreciated paolo conte used and it left me humming snippets of the score long after the credits rolled ,1
a kooky but funny bit of diversion you kind of have to see it from the beginning to follow what s happening but each report to earth has it s own little joke pretty good special effects for a very low budget sci fi t v show it s fun to watch sort of in the vein of red dwarf but even more low budget for someone who s just coming in in the middle of one of the episodes what you have to realize is that these guys are all incompetent because they ve been moved up the ladder of command because the other officers died also the main guys are from the laundry corps which is why they have laundry in everything if you like red dwarf you ll probably like this slightly different t v concept in that all you see is the commander s report each day br br it would be better if this were explained more not just in the very beginning of the first episode but then it was pretty hard to figure out what had happened in red dwarf too if you hadn t been told ,1
this movie is retarded a cheap movie that tries to be a stoner movie because the characters are looking for pot but none of them are smokers just a bunch of garbage thomas hayden church should not direct anymore especially this movie which is a waste of film people who liked this movie gave good comments but from all the people on here some are just retarded and don t watch movies so they think that any bad movie is good the actors suck and the movie sucks balls br br i think that many people are going to be upset because this movie tries to make itself look like the ultimate weed movie when it is just the worst movie about weed that i have ever seen i hope that people will stop the director from directing crap like this even weed cannot make this movie funny or entertaining ,0
you like to solve mysteries you like complex narrations this is for you brilliant clever movie by francis leclerc son of a legendary french canadian signer felix leclerc flashy photo and clever editing is the word of leclerc strongly helped by roy dupuis who s dythirambic in the lead role br br the plot is about alexandre tourneur veterinary in his s who just woke up from a coma after being unplugged by somebody unknown tourneur is struggling to remember who hit him as he was ending a deer s sufferings on the road throughout the struggling he has weird behavior and it seems like something took over him br br not spooky but very mysterious and well played movie i have my hypothesis on the ending i think the indian caused the accident but this ending was open to any explanations br br i strongly recommend it ,1
i don t really mind the creative ideas interjected in these movies but seriously there isn t one coherent part of the game in this movie that seems to be the trend buy the rights and then just make a movie that has zero to do with what the fans want this butchering is almost entertaining because you know you are getting away with hiding behind a lack of skill and control of money not yours that allows you to do this play a game or hire someone to and please make a real movie or stand in the boxing ring and have your butt handed to you as you so claim won t happen br br wow lines of text and i was done had to add blah to bug you sorry,0
i ve also been looking to find this movie for quite some time and how great it would be to find it on dvd br br i saw this movie when i was about years old in the netherlands and i was very impressed by it it was shown before walt disney s jungle book br br what i remember of this movie is fragmented i remember that an indian boy was friends with an eagle this impressed me very much for some reason he was thrown out of his village did not grasp the reason for this when other boys threw stones at him he climbed a rock and jumped off at that time he turned into an eagle and flew away with his eagle friend as an eagle he was still wearing his turquoise necklace br br cb,1
jason bourne sits in a dusty room in with blood on his hands trying to make sense of what he s just done meanwhile a cia chief in nyc outlines the agency s response to what s just happened on screen an american flag stands proudly on the centre of his desk in the foreground of the shot but as he speaks it slips out of focus as his plan veers into morally dubious territory as if it doesn t want to be associated with the course of action the government man decides is necessary in the interests of national security br br this shot effectively captures the mood of the film as well as portraying bourne s quest to find out how he became jason bourne ultimatum is also an examination of the human costs of the measures taken to protect us in the interests of stability and security br br it is also probably the best film you ll see in the cinema this year br br it s just so intense bourne says to simon ross considine this isn t some newspaper story this is real and in the audience you almost believe him the camera shakes but remains steady enough for you to see everything and feel like you re there with bourne as he tries to elude his pursuers and the performances are so good that these guys seem as though they are the characters they re portraying instead of just being actors performing well written roles the action scenes are so brutally fast paced and well choreographed that they seem instinctive instead of planned to the minutest movement the stunt work is nothing short of amazing br br the pacing is just incredible it keeps driving forward towards its conclusion but not so fast that it leaves you struggling to piece together the plot the script delivers the information you need as quickly and clearly as possible before moving on to the next tense action set piece while they re often simple the waterloo sequence is essentially just a man on a phone being watched by a man on a phone they re charged with such dramatic intensity that you can t take your eyes off them the film is just so focused on powering forwards that you can t help being swept along by it br br with its intense action set pieces brilliantly paced storyline and intelligent examination of the decisions made in the name of national security the bourne series is one that accurately captures the ambiguities of our age ultimatum is its peak ,1
this is one of the best crime drama movies during the late s it was filled with a great cast a powerful storyline and many of the players involved gave great performances pacino was great he should have been nominated for something john cusack was good too as long as the viewer doesn t mind his louuu siana accent he may come off as annoying if you can t stand this dialect the way that pacino s character interacted with cusack s character was believable dramatic and slightly comical at times danny aiello was superb as always david paymer was great in a supporting role bridget fonda was good but not memorable there were times when this picture mentioned so many characters probably too many it may take a second viewing to remember which zapatti was which after so many cross references one has to stop and think just to recap the ending didn t have a lot of sting it was built up for so long and then was a bit of a letdown this was one of the few problems with the film since the movie wasn t billed as a huge blockbuster big screen hit it made some forget that this movie even existed pacino and aiello were great but the film s lack of splash in the theaters may have accounted for no nominations it was semi successful in the home market and viewers are still learning that this title is out there made in it still stands up today and will remain popular for many years to come br br so make yourself some lemon pudding you ll see and see this movie ,1
for months i ve been hearing about this little movie and now i ve seen it i find it cute cute how so many fledgling directors make movies where they combine other people s creative ideas in order to make their own one joke premise of a movie troops swingblade any of the million blair witch parodies come to mind if all that these directors want is a foot inside hollywood s door then they re doing the right thing and they should keep it up because combining plot outlines is how hollywood makes films how many times have you heard the phrase it s animal house meets back to the future it s wall street meets dead poet s society or shakespeare in love meets star wars i remember when independent films meant original and daring not safe and predictable ,0
i have read almost all the books by now and have seen the musical production in two different languages i absolutely adored everything that i have been acquainted previously but lately i ve been running out of resources to sustain my fancy i still have couple of books left but they are either in transit or they are the sequels which i am not in a hurry to read so an idea dawned on me sink me there are movies which i have not watched thus i must watch them immediately br br the first five minutes of these series were acceptable in fact i quite enjoyed the variation of the reason for the denunciation however different it had seemed it went all downhill from there though chauvelin was too foppish and i daresay too old for this role not nearly that dark and dashing figure with his dreadful either or and what was that with random bed scene featuring him it was way too creepy wasn t his only love the madame guillotine and his only interest his job and his only obsession sir percy marguerite prettiest woman in france cleverest woman in europe i think not although whatever compelled her to break into the study of sir percy i haven t the faintest idea and whatever my lord tony has done to deserve this death yes every member of the league did pledge his life to sir percy but he would have never endangered any of them nor would have run away like a coward when his dear friend faces mortal danger and if by any means he had to mourn his companion he would have done that mourn not just move on as if nothing had happened which brings me to another point sir percy his portrayal was most dreadful he was neither a lazy fop nor a gallant and elusive hero who is a master of transformations nor did he care too much about cravats his pronunciation of that word alone made my ears bleed and with his own hands he had never killed anyone so what was that with him randomly walking around and slaughtering people br br the costumes were just too flashy for that time period as well this is post revolutionary france we are talking about not pre revolutionary people in dresses like that stand out in a crowd quite easily it was all just gah br br although i must admit after i watched other parts my opinion did change slightly watching it as a separate work independent of scarlet pimpernel series it was tolerable just your other average hero in the mask but for what they tried to pass it it is still miserable ,0
i was bored around pm so i watched this movie and i could not stop laughing everything was so ridiculous the way the kids were acting like they were older than just cracked me up one of the kids had a ring that supposedly killed people after or so years it gave me the impression that he wanted to be a gangster br br it s pretty hard to take little kids seriously especially when it has to do with eating worms they act like everything is such a big deal like if billy the main character doesn t eat the worms then the world will end br br this is a good movie for little kids excluding the fact that a year old says penis but not for teens or adults who don t want to waste their time ,0
this was a riveting film one that really drew me in i m a big fan of william h macy and he puts in a wonderful performance his great likeability coupled with the way his character breaks the fourth wall really gave me a sense of complicity in his actions i found myself waiting tensely for the whole house of cards to come collapsing down around him and by extension myself as his confidante and silent witness it took several minutes for me to relax once the film had ended i was so wrapped up in it br br good performances all around too not just with macy arkin was quite good as was cromwell he was surprisingly fierce in short i highly recommend this film to any fans of macy and or the murder mystery but you may want to prepare to feel a little guilty ,1
i am a lover of bad movies i own r o t o r and boa vs python and am working to build up my collection to such great titles as troll and what s up superdoc but storm trooper is not even bad enough to make it to the list of wonderfully terrible movies it s just lame the guy who said he s had better dialogue with his potted plants has it right everything about this movie is stupid when the robot guy runs into the car it seems almost as if he knew it was going to blow up there was just no reason he would ever run in that direction judge jury and executioner the perfect cop but they went too far i mean come on why do people bother making these movies anymore r o t o r makes it because it is hysterically awful but storm trooper is just a waste of cinema because it isn t even bad enough to be so bad it s worth watching this belongs in someone s home movies collection something they can be sort of proud of but that is all i am p ssed off it was on an hbo channel with only star which is why i watched it because it didn t belong there even if you love bad movies do not watch this movie it is shameful ,0
action adventure billie clark is twenty years old very pretty and without a care in the world until a brutal street gang violates her life and she turns into an alley cat bent on revenge when the gang attacks her grandparents house and her car billie uses her black belt prowess to fight them off but at the same time she earns their hatred and she and her grandparents are marked for vengence when her grandparents lose their lives to the brutal thugs billie becomes like a cat stalking her prey and no prison police force boyfriend or crooked judge can get in the way of her avenging claws she s a one woman vigilante squad a martial arts queen a crack shot with no mercy she s the alley cat watch for the dramatic ending versus the gang leader rated r for nudity violence other films with karin mani actress filmography avenging angel janie soon lee from here to eternity mini tv series tawny filmography as actress stunts filmography avenging angel stunts p s she should have been catwoman in the batman movie br br ,1
the wicker man i am so angry that i cannot write a proper comment about this movie br br the plot was ridiculous thinly tied together and altogether just lame nicolas cage shame on you i assumed that since you were in it that it would be at least decent it was not br br i felt like huge parts of the movie had been left on the cutting room floor and even if it s complete the movie was just outlandish and silly br br at the end you re left mouth agape mind befuddled and good taste offended i have never heard so many people leave a theater on opening day with so much hatred people were complaining about it in small groups in the mall four floors down from the theater near the entrance it s that bad br br i heard it compared to glitter american werewolf in paris and gigli my boyfriend was so mad he wouldn t even talk about it br br grrrr ,0
it is very rare for a film to appeal to viewers of all ages to children for a fine narrative and a wonderful colorful production and to adults for a literate script fine production values good casting acting all bound together with a fine rozsa score two roughly contemporary films accomplish this thief of baghdad and the adventures of robin hood some of the back story on this production is fascinating this production commenced in england in the summer of moved to hollywood and proved a cover for british intelligence efforts the producer alexander korda was subsequently knighted in here is a unique case of the intersection of art commerce and politics by all means secure a good cd of this film for your library ,1
if you want to see how to ruin a film study this one very closely in fact it is so bad that people should buy it for that reason alone especially note how most of the scenes look as if they were knocked up in about minutes realism escapes this movie on every level the overall impression is that someone was given a below average script wannabe actors an average director and absolutely no budget whatsoever with a formula like that it just had to be doomed br br i rented this once and i swear i got stupider watching it if you are a humanitarian buy this horrible horrible movie and burn it unwatched as a favor to the world it has no discernible plot bad acting and then tosses in something about evil ugly women just to really cap the whole thing off i would suggest watching paint dry before this stupid waste of a tape seriously the paint would be better i wish i could give this negative stars ,0
movie didn t have much plot and was uninteresting basically you spend a lot of time watching people paint also it s very difficult to hear or understand the dialogue partially because of the accents but also because words are mumbled ,0
i love this film there is something for everyone it if funny saddening passionate and dramatic the mixture of two completely different cultures creates a whole new world that the viewer cannot help but want to be a part of i must admit that i am slightly biased as colin firth is my favourite actor and so nothing that he does is wrong in my eyes but in this film his tremendous acting talent is apparent and it is furthered even more by the beautiful acting of his co star nia long the problems that their love affair suffers makes it ironically more believable and the simple features like the contrast between the colours of matthew s and nimi s clothes alone makes this film all the more enchanting i defy anyone that cannot be moved by this story i find it enchanting and have watched it at least ten times since i bought the film a week ago ,1
the promise of martin donovan playing jesus was quite honestly enough to get me to see the film definitely worthwhile clever and funny without overdoing it the low quality filming was probably an appropriate effect but ended up being a little too jarring and the ending sounded more like a pbs program than hartley still too many memorable lines and great moments for me to judge it harshly ,1
i really enjoyed candid camera with dom deluise and i was surprised to see that after the years suzanne somers have becomed the co star of the show but that was the only positive side of the show the whole studio the intro the hosts all that give the new meaning to the word pompous br br well that would be ok if the materials weren t so cr ppy i mean come on the best you can do is show few men that have problem with getting ketchup out of the bottle suzanne somers walking with halloween basket in july ice cream place that sells only vanilla i ve seen few episodes and each time it was horrible they were posing like it s the greatest show ever and then fill the time with scenes so dull that i really felt embarrassed to watch even the people in them looked bored and that just can t be good ,0
this movie was well done but it also made me feel very down at times as well for anyone that is considering show business this is a must see as it shows the raw deal in what goes on for these struggling workers the soundtrack was definitely cool and the acting and dancing complimented it nicely some of the student s attitudes might have been a little far fetched like leroy s especially because i m sure someone like that would ve been kicked out immediately for refusing to read and such if this was the real high school for performing arts the coco screen test is hard to watch for any people out there with weak stomachs please heed my warning while it s very gritty i know it s the truth on what happens so in this respect the movie is right on overall it s entertaining and even though some parts drag on the majority goes by really quickly br br final grouping br br movies probably would ve skipped this one br br dvd purchase not something i d need to see again and again br br rental worth renting at least once in your life ,1
from watching the trailer the movie looked pretty interesting the production of the movie is also pretty good it looks like they had a good budget and doesn t look like a cheaply made movie the acting ranges from good joe morton as professor simon to ok kelly overton as eve to bad james haven as don br br the actual content and plot of the movie is weak the movie starts out like it could become interesting and ends with a poorly executed disappointingly boring twist watching the first minutes and last minutes of the movie would have made this movie ok but everything in between makes this an absolutely boring movie to watch it s as though they made a short movie then tried to force it to be over an hour long by stuffing the middle with an hour of filler material br br if you want to waste a good hour and half of your life watch this movie otherwise stay away from this extremely boring movie ,0
imdb lists this as for some reason but the other sources i ve seen including the excellent program notes mark it as doesn t really matter except that it s quite interesting to watch this abstract collage of film and video one of the first art works to merge the two apparently in the context of the star gate sequence in released the same year pure abstraction isn t really my thing but i can take it in small doses and the super saturated optically printed colors and psychedelic feel of this series of flowers rohrschach blots birds etc is pretty compelling and quite beautiful certainly helped paved the way for many other nascent video artists in the s and deserves to be better known ,1
so tell me what serious boozer drinks budweiser how many suicidally obsessed drinkers house a fully stocked and barely touched range of drinks in their lonely motel room that a millionaire playboy s bachelor pad bar would be proud to boast and what kind of an alcoholic tends to drink with the bottle held about inches from his hungry mouth so that the contents generally spill all over his face not to mention wasting good whisky by dousing your girlfriend s tits with it just so the cinema audience can get a good eyeful of elisabeth shue s assets br br cage seems to be portraying the most attention seeking look at me alcoholic ever to have graced the screen while shue looks more like a berkely preppy slumming it for a summer than some seasoned street walker she is humiliated and subjugated as often as possible in this revolting movie with beatings skin lacerations anal rape and graphic verbal abuse all of it completely implausible and included apparently only to convey a sense of her horribly demeaned state and offer the male viewers an astonishingly clichéd sentimental sexual fantasy of the tart with a heart br br still i did watch it to the end by which time i was actually laughing out loud as shue s tough street hooker chopped carrots in the kitchen wanly pathetically smiling while cage all eyes popping and shaking like like a man operating a road drill in an earthquake grimaced and mugged his way through the final half hour ,0
this is ostensibly a movie about multiple grief as such it ought to move viewers and make them empathetic with the plight of the main characters however its irritatingly postmodern style makes it almost incomprehensible the camera continually switches from one scene to another from one personal crisis to the next creating a choppy disjointed effect most characters appear to live aimless unstructured lives held together by their professional commitments it also stretches credibility that a man who has just been given what amounts to a likely death sentence would cheerfully indulge in a sex romp with a woman he has just met the storyline if there is a storyline is difficult to follow in sum the overall effect is rather disappointing in spite of all that the acting is generally good and some of the scenes are quite powerful ,0
speed which i believe is direct copy of the hollywood movie cellular i haven t watched this one gives an impression of a test match which is very exciting in first four days but then gets in a very boring draw at the end i have watched this movie today on th january on rented vcd it s release date is th oct but still fortunately for me i didn t know or heard much of this movie before except that it is a flop at box office so in this situation when i watch the movie i feel that this movie could have been a very good movie but then the director again falls in the trap for bollywood traditions and has wasted a very good chance br br off course as a bhatt movie it must be copied from somewhere else but now days it doesn t matter for me if i haven t seen the original movie i just found the main theme much similar to nick of time and badshah in the movie sanjay suri is shown an intelligence agent but his wife thinks that he is a chef this brings back the memory of true lies the only new part was the use if the phone but that too i found out now is taken from movie cellular so when a movie is made with the mixture of so many other movies it s future is quite clear br br the things i like about the movie is its pace as the name suggest the things really happens fast and there is not much time to think about in between the scenes but this breaks in the last minutes of so where the movie goes in traditional bollywood style of dhishum dhishum br br the plot of the movie is also quite interesting three stories going parallel one after the other one of the kidnapping of urmila the other of the zayed trying to help urmila and then the plan of murder of prime minister these three stories gets mixed up naturally with each other as the movie continues br br but then the very ordinary acting and unnecessary extra style has killed the spirit of the movie except sanjay suri none other makes any impression this goes even for urmila who is always promising in rgvs movies due to this ordinary acting some scenes doesn t really convey the feelings that director wanted e g the scene at the end where urmila leaves all hope and cut the phone should have made a good impact but instead we just wait for the end of that scene br br other than acting some unnecessary love for style demoralizes the movie showing so cool villains is good for hollywood movies not for bollywood the background of london is also only for making style and not much intelligent advantage of this background can be seen especially at the end all those dhishhum dhishhum were utterly unnecessary may be director has an impression that the climax in hindi movies must have such fights they look unrealistic increase the length of the movie and make sure that the people are leaving theater before the movie ends br br over and all i find the movie once watchable if it is coming on tv or you can get it on rent its ok but then again make sure that you have the remote and forward button handy next time when the movie is on tv you can safely watch other channels ,0
as other viewers have mentioned this film was an interesting experiment in photography the colors are comic book bold i think the director got carried away with his artistic vision over the look of the film instead o badly needed attention to content despite its stellar cast the performances are lackluster and the story nearly incoherent madonna was likely cast purely as a stunt to get pre release press a good thing as her appearance here lent some credence to her album i m breathless music inspired by the film dick tracy which was a stratospheric hit due in large part to the inclusion of dance hit vogue which is not in nor has the slightest relation to this film i d guess the major portion of money from this film came from tie ins to madonna s i m breathless album br br if you watch it at home by end titles you ll think there s two hours out of my life i d like to have back save yourself the wasted time do not bother with this ,0
why do i like disorganized crime so much why do i chuckle or laugh out loud any time i think of a dozen or more scenes from this movie it s kind of hard to explain but i ll give it a try first of all it s very funny indeed in contrast to what lots of official reviews want you to believe but then again that depends entirely on your sense of humour so there is no sense in arguing about that often the humour is in the dialogue and often it is situational comedy there is for instance this very hilarious scene in which the gang members have been given a lift in the back of a truck when the farmer drops them they just stand there by the road covered all over with cow s or whatever they are totally unnerved then realizing the humour of the scene they one by one start laughing about themselves and ruben blades as carlos looking and certainly smelling terrible nonchalantly takes out some mouth spray to at least do something about his breath simply describing the scene here makes me chuckle again which leads to the second point the acting fred gwynne lou diamond phillips william russ ruben blades and corbin bernsen okay the latter overdoes it a bit at times all fit and play their parts beautifully in fact you get the feeling they must have been enjoying themselves too when shooting the film thirdly there is the plot jim kouf the director and screenwriter is very laid back he takes his time to let the plot unfold and have the individual characters establish themselves more often than not there is no real action and yet you enjoy these very different people who attempt to rob a bank although their boss bernsen does not seem to turn up grumble about each other and even tually grudgingly like each other the movie is a fantastic parody of the typical bank robbery plot totally impossible with all its twists and coincidences yet utterly convincing in its love for ironic details incidentally the title of the film is one of the best i have ever come across because it per fectly summarizes the plot in a very ironic way therefore take my advice watch this film but if you don t chuckle grin or smile during the first minutes forget it it s not your type of film ps the only negative thing about this movie is that there seems to be no way to get hold of the screenplay if you happen to know how do tell me ,1
after sitting through the trainwreck that was the first dark harvest movie i couldn t leave bad enough alone upon seeing that there was a sequel or rather what i believed to be a sequel i had to increase my pain level seeing that this had nothing to do with dark harvest that should have been a good thing we didn t get any killer scarecrows in this one instead we got a jackass walking around a cornfield screaming out little things like girls and can you hear me every so often plus we got two four if you include the two girls that the director wanted the same effect as the twins in the shining obnoxious little girls who couldn t act and the cherry on top of this mess would have to be the corn cop i should have known this movie was going to be terrible when the dog got an opening credit how i managed to stay awake through this movie i ll never know ,0
i am amazed with some of the reviews of this film the only place that seems to tell the truth is rottentomatoes com this film is awful the plot is extremely lazy it is not scary either people out there who think that because it stars sarah michelle geller it is somehow like the grudge should forget about it this film is more like dark water except it is even more predictable and slow moving than it i was extremely disappointed with this film it didn t scare me nor interest me either let s face it this type of plot has been flogged to death at this stage e g the dead trying to contact the living dragonfly what lies beneath ghost story dark water darkness the changeling etc etc it seems to me that the only ones writing original horror films nowadays are the japanese and the koreans the films that are coming out of hollywood like this are cynical exercises in money making without a shred of respect for the viewer they re just being churned out,0
with all the adult innuendos in todays family movies its nice to see one where you don t have to worry about that and can just sit back and enjoy a family with your kids yes this movie might have a few swear words there s that time where knox swears but they don t let you hear the full words but for the most part this movie is truly as clean as they come and that s including movies from back in the day not only that its very enjoyable one of my favorites and just a great clean and fun movie to watch with the family br br the only thing i have against this movie is that it is too short and i wish there could be more of some of the memorable parts that are in it i m not going to mention them because i don t want any spoilers here br br all in all nicely done and a great movie to watch so go out and get the kids make some cookies and watch this movie ,1
yes this bizarre feature was written by john sayles shot in toronto it s yet another s era feature about the dangers of the urban jungle where the police fear to go and the homeless and the criminal classes are the only inhabitants into this mix comes the myth of wild thing a feral young man raised by a bag lady after his parents were murdered by a dirty cop on the take maury chaykin and chopper the local crime lord robert davi stir in the local do gooders priest sean hewitt and clueless social worker kathleen quinlan and you have a recipe for some rather unexciting action sequences davi is the standout amongst the cast and cinematographer rene verzier does a pretty good job otherwise this is a rather lumpen action pic that won t satisfy action fans and will leaves sayles admirers slack jawed ,0
brando plays the ace jet pilot just back from shooting migs down in the korean war on leave he discovers his madame butterfly falls in love the lovers both see the folly of racism and the cruelty which conservative cultural norms can bring to human relations br br this film is an excellent romance with a nice twist which rejects the racist conservative standards dominant at the time it was made in sayonara will make you laugh and cry beware though sometimes the musical background will make you wish it was not there although irving berlin s title song will entice your memory for a very long time after your theatre lights come on again ,1
the film is based on kipling s heroic lines that inspire hollywood s biggest movie out of the drumbeat rhythm of kipling s most famous lines rises a picture that will become known as the one great movie of the year big on the score of its armies in battle its war elephants its bandit hordes its terror temples thugs and mystic mountains of india the picture is bigger still in its scope and sweep is thrill and action but biggest biggest of all in the life breathes through three gary grant victor mclagen and douglas fairbanks jr roaring reckless swaggering sons of the thundering gunfighters men who stride its mighty scenes in the flesh and blood of high adventure it s a honest film of it all that makes gunga din a new experience in entertainment joan fontaine gambled her against the valiant sergeants three the romance between fontaine and fairbanks jr aflame through dangerous days and nights of terror in a land where anything can happen the motion picture has thrills for a thousand movies plundered for one mighty show it s a fabulous furious and far flung adventure with the red blood and gunpowder heroes who rise from the storied mystery of india and storm the screen with the lusty rousing robust life thunder of men who fight for the love of it and love for the fun of it the pictures is interpreted for the brave and roguish gary grant who rounded hundred villains thugs and the mean guru eduardo ciannelli grant shouts you re under arrest besides is the heroic water man sam jaffe who regiment colonel montagu love says of him you re a better man than i am gunga din ,1
there s nothing i hate more than self congratulating pretentiousness kevin smith deserves to be hung up by his toenails for inspiring every white middle class whiner to make a movie about why they can t get laid i don t really mind inexperience and low budget productions but when the writing is this obvious and cloying it really burns my potatoes the money put into this could ve gone to a real struggling filmmaker who actually has a chance like john gulager if you watch project greenlight you ll immediately recognize a talented visionary who is fighting against the system anybody could grab a camera and make a talkative picture that doesn t manage to say anything really at all when will we be saved from the smithonites and whedonettes of the world the revolution can t come soon enough go watch a real first time effort by buying desperado or searching out friends with benefits thank you and good day ,0
 murder over new york is an entertaining entry in the charlie chan series of films but if you re paying attention a lot of plot holes reveal themselves to the observant eye while traveling to new york city for an annual police convention chan sidney toler meets former scotland yard investigator hugh drake frederick worlock on the same flight now employed by military intelligence drake is tracking paul narvo and his hindu servant suspected for acts of sabotage around the world drake believes that by contacting narvo s elusive wife he ll be able to pin down the whereabouts of the master criminal br br when drake winds up dead in the library of george kirby president of the metropolitan aircraft corporation charlie theorizes that he was killed by a recently discovered poisonous gas called tetrogene administered via a glass pellet that releases the poison when broken summoning kirby to bring all of his dinner party guests together chan and police inspector vance donald macbride question those in attendance as one of them may be the killer among them are herbert fenton melville cooper a fellow oxford student of drake s actress june preston joan valerie unknown to drake but requested by him to attend ralph percy kane richmond the chief designer at kirby s aircraft company and keith jeffrey john sutton kirby s stock broker kirby butler boggs leyland hodgson is also a suspect especially after number son jimmy victor sen yung catches him steaming open a cablegram the contents of which concern boggs himself br br there are some other cleverly planted characters in the proceedings as well mrs narvo turns up as patricia west marjorie weaver and contrary to drake s suspicion that she might lead him to narvo is actually on the run away from her former husband and a disastrous marriage she s involved with david elliott robert lowery principal of a chemical research firm and thereby a suspect in the tetrogene angle br br as with many chan films racial comments must be taken in stride with the proceedings this one offers two glaring ones when kirby s black servant is brought in for questioning he states that he doesn t know anything about drake s murder that he s completely in the dark chan s response condition appear contagious br br later following inspector vance s order to round up all the hindu s in new york jimmy chan comments on their arrival with they re all beginning to look alike to me actually the scene provides one of the elements of comic relief in the movie as shemp howard impersonates hindu mystic the great rashid but is actually uncovered by the police to be con artist shorty mccoy br br before the movie s over two more victims fall to the clever narvo his confederate ramullah and aircraft magnate kirby himself to uncover the killer chan in concert with elliott arranges for a test flight aboard a newly developed tr bomber after discovering a poisoned capsule planted by mechanics on the plane the day before before it can release it s deadly poison the brit fenton catches the falling capsule in mid air revealing that he knew about the plant arrested and brought in for questioning chan asserts that fenton is not narvo the real narvo reveals himself when he offers a poisoned cup of water to the nervous fenton anxious to maintain narvo s secret but chan was clever enough to be wary of such an attempt and reveals the real murderer narvo now in the guise of stock broker jeffrey having undergone reconstructive surgery following a car accident br br now for the plot holes when first investigating hugh drake s murder it was maintained by the police that fingerprints found in the library did not match those of any of the dinner guests however jeffrey narvo was present at the dinner party it had already been established that drake had one non party visitor in the library chemist elliott if the fingerprints really did not belong to narvo then making them an issue was pointless br br also at the end of the film when narvo offers fenton the poisoned water how did he think he would get away with it with everyone there as a witness but going even one better than that how would a world traveling saboteur like narvo have the time and wherewithal to establish himself as a new york city stockbroker it just doesn t make sense br br for trivia fans a few more points bear mentioning in the film number son jimmy is a college student studying chemistry as he comes to pop s aid to solve the case in the prior chan film charlie chan at the wax museum jimmy was a law student br br the poison gas formula would get reworked in a later chan film this time by monogram with roland winters in the chan role in docks of new orleans in that story poison gas is released from shattered radio tubes in similar fashion to claim its victims ,1
i admit to a secret admiration of the original love thy neighbour tv shows mostly because they exhibit the kind of exuberant brashness and bad taste synonymous with so many programmes of their era but i d be lying through my teeth very uncomfortable position if i pretended that this big screen spin off is anything other than an abomination the opening scenes of wanton vandalism are not only pointless but baffling as well it s never explained why the film opens with a tracking shot of people trashing each other s houses and nothing improves from there by the time the film unearths the oldest joke in the book the horrible dragon of a mother in law turns up unexpectedly to stay is followed by the crashingly obvious revelation that she s developing a soft spot for the black neighbour s father moving her bigoted son to ever greater depths of self righteous ignorant rage most discerning viewers will have switched off take that as a warning unless you re keen on cheapskate spin offs with terrible acting static direction and the overall comic flair of a burning orphanage ,0
if you re in the mood for a really bad porno with no good porn combined with a really bad horror movie this movie is perfect for you however if you breathe air make sure you spend your time watching anything but this the acting is crappy the plot is crappy they try too hard and the whole time i was waiting for the one good redeeming scene that might make the movie worth watching nope stick with the scrambled cable ,0
i was really disappointed with this film the first waters movie i saw was serial mom and i loved it then i saw pecker and i loved it then i watched polyester and really sort of hated it the only thing i liked about that movie was divine she he had a hell of a lot of talent i was truly surprised as a whole i wouldn t recommend this film ,0
in recent times i have been subjected to both this movie and king arthur on dvds chosen by others for an evening s entertainment and together they achieve nothing more than bearing out a growing notion i have that the modern movie watching public totally lacks discrimination and is content as long as they get action both movies were utter rubbish br br whatever happened to character development whatever happened to meaningful dialogue whatever happened to acting and when watching something that vaguely purports to be historical whatever happened to attempting to capture some measure of accuracy some realistic idea of the political map of the time even some slight flavour of the era especially in its social attitudes why do they all have to display the value set of st century america i have read on the message boards of disclaimers that little was known of the dark ages not so considerable amounts are known with much learned scholarship on the era but these jokers simply couldn t be bothered to do any homework br br i only wish i could vote ,0
in an early scene luca david pasquesi and james jeff garlin are walking down a neighborhood street in chicago admiring the bucolic architecture when a woman angrily arguing in french on a cell phone passes by them prompting james to remark there s nothing hotter than an angry french woman a few blocks later they pass an old filipino woman also angry also arguing on a cell phone and luca remarks for referential effect there s nothing hotter than an angry elderly filipino woman br br the humor in jeff garlin s i want someone to eat cheese with is best characterized by the word quotidian the film is a conversation we might as well be eavesdropping rather than go for antics the film relies on character flaws and human curiosity to deliver laughs while it s not innovative it is far from banal and even if james views himself as being rather jejune we know that he is fairly average and this endears him br br self betterment is the primary theme of the movie sarah silverman who plays beth is excellent as the catalyst of change she revitalizes james and so reminds him to live a better life even so achieving some idyllic dream is not the end of these characters but rather something simpler that they might pick up what pieces there are of the life they love just to keep for themselves at least enough to carry on br br a movie about life lessons can be overwrought as it can forget to connect with its audience i want someone to eat cheese with is subtle and winsome and while its moral may not be inspiring it is still resonant this is low key comedy but it will stick with you ,1
like its near contemporaries the great race and those magnificent men in their flying machines i always associate this film with my childhood especially at new year on new year s day we d visit my granny and after lunch while the adults talked the kids would watch tv where invariably one of these three crazy race films would be on br br for that reason alone i really wanted to mark monte carlo or bust well but i fear i can t the child not being father to the man on this occasion by which i mean i can see all too clearly its faults and while i was tempted to smile occasionally in truth i really wanted all the competitors to get to the end of the race long before they actually do br br of course it s dated by its stereotyping of nationalities and woman as the weaker sex and i also didn t much care for one or two stray admittedly mild vulgarities which occasionally surfaced more than that though the cast despite hamming it up outrageously just don t sell the film enough tony curtis in a trial run for his yank abroad turn in the tv series the persuaders seems too old to be playing the young gallant terry thomas just isn t dastardly enough eric sykes is unbelievable as a dirty minded lothario while gert frobe as an overdone teuton is just weird doing camp comedy when you remember he was bond s best villain goldfinger if anything the englishers come off best susan hampshire is at least engaging as a bright young thing suitably gamine as a posh flapper and although chained to the leash of the script pete and dud offer the most amusement as stiff upper lip army types although even then the carry on team did this so much better in carry on up the khyber pass br br director annakin tries everything to evoke the golden silents with lashings of slapstick mistaken identity capers speeded up camera shots would be dramatic stunts and some light romance but there s no real tension for such a famous race and anyway the race off at the end seems like another swizz br br actually i d have given it another mark if they d stuck to the alternative title those magnificent men in their jaunty jalopies but in truth the animated series wacky races did this so much better ,0
such a long awaited movie but it has disappointed me and my friends who had gone to see the movie on the first day from the trailers it looked like a action movie but it turned out to be a out out comedy a bad comedy but one thing that deserves appreciation is the acting by these professional actors they ve done their part of the movie very well good acting but i don t think that can save the movie india has been shot beautifully kerala rajasthan ladakh were all saturated with color alright nevertheless the way the intrinsic beauty of these places was shot made me want to find out exactly where those places were and when i could go there br br action sequences were shot very shabbily no one could make out head tail of the stunts they ve used akki akshay kumar very well but could ve been done much much better br br animation is the worst i ve seen in recent movies s movies had better animation scenes i guess initial scene where the car is falling off flying should be better word the road into lake br br and the movies name has been mentioned nearly every to mins just to make sure audiences don t forget the movie name i guess ,0
i thought hedy burress who managed to escape from the watery grave of part one was going to be in part guess not i just think they should of killed her off like in friday the th part you know what i mean br br this movie like scream and urban legend followed movies within a movie br br this was pure crap the whole movie within a movie crap br br bad stay away ,0
this film tackles the subjects of loss personal struggle and transformation in such a smart artful sensitive and visually stunning way that i was completely transported it is a rare gem of a film in the way it honors beauty and women you ll have to see for yourself dreya weber jane masterfully portrays the subtleties of a remarkable if not somewhat broken personality in a way that every woman will relate to i found the honesty of the emotional interactions among characters to be very refreshing and profoundly engaging there was nothing in this film that said to me low budget as far as quality is concerned nothing the fact that it is a low budget film is a tribute to the film s creators the final sequence during the credits will also knock your socks off it is a brilliant celebration of jane s choice unexpected and inspiring ,1
after stopping by the movie store to find something to watch we stumbled on this it looked appealing from the summary at least so we gave it a try and here s the kicker the first minutes are interesting it s actually enjoyable oh wait spoke too soon br br somewhere in there the movie took a disgusting turn into fundamental right wing christian brain washing not entirely sure what happens but i think the screenplay writer found god somewhere in there finished writing this script and had no time to edit it because he had a kkk meeting to get to with his friends from the westboro church and his hood wasn t clean br br can they put warnings on this i refuse to support this religious idiocy much like video games have rating systems movies need some sort of symbol maybe a small cross in the bottom corner to show us that a movie is going to take a turn for the worse br br unless you share sentiments with whatever moron came up with this story and will have your bible open in your lap while you watch this and plan on how you ll convert your neighbors don t waste your time it s some of the worst junk that s come out in a very long time and the radical religious nuts don t need anymore funding ,0
the cat o nine tails il gatto a nove code br br aspect ratio cromoscope br br sound format mono br br mm and mm release prints br br a blind ex journalist karl malden overhears a blackmail plot outside a genetics research laboratory and later teams up with a fellow reporter james franciscus to investigate a series of murders at the lab unwittingly placing their own loved ones at the mercy of a psychopathic killer br br rushed into production following the unexpected worldwide success of his directorial debut the bird with the crystal plumage dario argento conceived the cat o nine tails as a giallo thriller in much the same vein as its forerunner toplining celebrated hollywood actor karl malden fresh from his appearance in patton and rising star franciscus the valley of gwangi sadly the resulting film which the ads claimed was nine times more suspenseful than bird is a disappointing follow up impeccably photographed and stylishly executed but too plodding and aimless for general consumption br br malden and franciscus are eminently watchable in sympathetic roles and cinematographer enrico menczer the dead are alive uses the wide cromoscope frame to convey the hi tech world in which argento s dark hearted scenario unfolds but the subplot involving euro starlet catherine spaak the libertine as franciscus romantic interest amounts to little more than unnecessary padding highlights include an unforgettable encounter with the black gloved assassin in a crowded railway station edited with sleek assurance by cult movie stalwart franco fraticelli and a nocturnal episode in which malden and franciscus seek an important clue inside a mouldering tomb and fall prey to the killer s devious machinations but despite these flashes of brilliance the film rambles aimlessly from one scene to the next simmering gently without ever really coming to the boil it s no surprise that cat failed to emulate the runaway success of bird when released in br br english version ,0
 yes georgio is a light hearted and enjoyable movie comedy that contains beautiful settings and beautiful music it s not my favorite movie but it is a movie i have enjoyed seeing more than once some reviewers suggested if one wished to enjoy pavarotti they would likely be better served by picking up an opera dvd although a full opera might be a better representation of pavarotti s operatic talents oftentimes an opera requires costumes and has story lines that completely hide the appearance and nature of the person yes georgio permits pavarotti to use his speaking voice and to exhibit a personality and character in ways an opera would not br br many reviewers seemed to find the story unbelievable i don t agree enormously talented people can be both self centered and charming charming enough to captivate intelligent and beautiful people additionally people who are very different from one other often gain insights about themselves and grow in positive ways from interacting with people who stretch them or take them in directions they might not have chosen on their own both georgio and pamela become more open to unexplored parts of themselves in relationship with the other br br relax and let yourself go into a visually and aurally rewarding film with pavarotti at the peak of his vocal abilities the ending scenes from puccini s turandot alone are worth the time to get there ,1
this series would have been a lot better if they had just done one simple thing made ian mcshane code name diamond head instead of code name tree diamond head the character needs someone who could handle the role of the lovable rogue which mcshane proved he could do with the lovejoy series roy thinnes the actual diamond head is really only so so in the role mcshane is not really that good as the bad guy tree france nuyen s character tso tsing can t seem to make up her mind as to whether she s the hapless victim or the tough and ready to fight woman she really earned her pay at the end when she had to play the role of diamond head s lover after viewing an episode or two i ended up not caring what happened to anyone tree gives us a lot to hate him but diamond head gives us nothing to like him unfortunately the spy genre in the s was not quite as it was in the s ,0
before last call w carson daly my local nbc affiliate aired much more worthwhile programming after late night w conan such as second city tv rd rock from the sun carline in the city reruns and some stand up comedy these days there is nothing worthwhile to watch because all i get to see is carson daly and his awful show he is not a comedian he is not an actor he does not deserve to be famous because he isn t a good speaker nor comedian br br on his june st show he tried to use an internet meme called the rickroll on his show he failed hard that event confirms that carson daly is awful ,0
 atoll k aka utopia is one of hollywood s saddest swan songs filmed in france the land that loves lewis jerry in and released the following year after a five year layoff the boys are in truly terrible shape physically however they aren t in nearly as bad a shape as the script br br this movie is one of the un funniest comedies ever filmed br br it s painful to see this legendary team the funniest duo in the history of motion pictures the twosome that made the devil s brother the music box pack up your troubles also babes in toyland bonnie scotland flying deuces and so many more gut wrenching laugh til you choke classic comedies in a film such as this br br but fighters and ballplayers do it all the time they stay in the game one season or one fight too many in this case while is morbidly fascinating to see laurel hardy at this late stage in their legendary careers they too stuck around for one too many ,0
this oddity contains bunuel like touches but doesn t sustain one s interest a year old roams a bizarro america in a stolen mustang while the usual cult movie suspects dick miller mary woronov susie tyrell commit malicious acts in the name of comedy like his after hours and vampire s kiss the screenwriter delights in making you squirm i remained unaffected due to the broad acting you know you re in for it when meat loaf and flea give the most appealing perfs and what did this kid s screen test look like he s insufferable recommended to the dozen or so fans of sonny boy ,0
for romantic comedies i often judge the quality of the film based upon the mistiness of my eyes by the end of the experience unfortunately for the wedding date i can only rate the film with out of possible tears br br my apologies to fans of debra messing and dermot mulroney but i did not see much chemistry between their two characters the premise of the film is a reverse pretty woman with dermot playing the role of nick a high priced male escort hired by debra s character kat to accompany her to england for her sister s wedding a romantic relationship presumably develops between patron and client but the dialogue seemed forced and artificial and there weren t enough romantic sparks flying in the relationship of nick and kat br br in a supporting role amy adams was a standout as kat s sister whenever amy came on screen she served as a spark plug and catalyst for the film s energy perhaps if amy adams had been cast in the role of kat the film might have had more dynamism but as it turned out instead of reaching for kleenex i was looking for the visine in attempt to at least pretend that this film had some genuine sentiment and romance ,0
hitchcock once gave an interview where he said he like to direct screenplays that had an ordinary person minding their own business who s accidentally caught up in an awful chain of events that they can t get out of until the dastardly plot that s behind their troubles is resolved that way the audience can feel more sympathy for the hero we certainly do in this fine film barry kane is only trying to help his fellow man out by performing acts of kindness and consideration like helping fry pick up the letters he dropped at the factory barry even returns a lost bill to fry later on that was big money in it s barry s acts of christian kindness that get him into trouble and soon he s wrongly accused of sabotage and murder and will likely hang if he can t clear himself similar to the steps in plot the hero travels cross country where he discovers plans for further acts of terrorism by fascisistic cells an arch villain who nobody could believe to be a closet nazi and a beautiful blonde patricia martin who first suspects and hates then eventually falls in love with barry kane hitch s trademark touches of humor are here too patricia is a billboard model who s various roadside ads are a help and comfort to barry as he hitches a ride with the bad guys all the way from las vegas to nyc we meet a trucker who s a one man comedy act someone convinced my wife it was stylish to eat three meals a day field employees of the fascist spy ring grouse about being forgotten or ignored by the suits just as if they were working for some legit enterprise during a chase scene into a cinema audience members laugh at the action of a schlocky comedy gangster flick as the saboteur cell shoots it out for real with the good guys and accidentially kills a guffawing movie patron awful for the dead old man but funny hitch liked to use famous monuments in his movies and this is the best instance with the statue of liberty as backdrop and ironic icon it works even better than the mt rushmore scene in nbnw ,1
it is easy for a movie that tries to be suspenseful to wind up being merely uninteresting it happens quite often not only is dark harbor uninteresting but it is very poorly done scene after scene is tacked on to an otherwise overdone premise a troubled couple picks up a troubled stranger only to find more trouble br br some movies build tension by building the story dark harbor keeps adding on to its story but never building upon it i was hoping that like other movies the suspense would finally explode it never does also the characters have no continuity from scene to scene they may act one way in one scene but then act a completely different way in another scene at first you think that they are merely out of character but by the end you realize that they are not really characters at all they are just props for the final twist the final ten minutes try to be shocking instead it s rather lame and uninteresting the only thing that was shocking to me was that the movie finally ended at less than ninety minutes the movie still feels way too long br br this isn t one of those low budget gems it s more like a counterfeit watch that breaks as soon as you take it home ,0
i love to see a female protagonist in this movie her name was rose rose brought out a lot of interesting questions in her journey of fulfillment is is possible to attain peace and internal fulfillment through external means does our society teach this can one be a victim of memory which may lead to victimizing others is one responsible for being a product of one s environment to what extent can one control or take control of one s environment how is a typical human alike or different than rose lastly would the outcome or story change if it were from another country like france or italy i loved that this movie provoked all of these questions in me while it entertained stimulated and kept me guessing to the end every time i ve watched it i have learned more about the film and myself ,1
one of the best western movies ever made unfortunately it never got the recognition it deserved the storyline the action and the music was in my mind one of the best i give it a double a randolph scott gave a terrific performance along with the other members of the cast the ending was one of the best of any western made ,1
thank god you re here is painful positively painful the title is apt in a sense if aimed at the large studio audience paid to laugh like they were watching the second coming of the marx brothers and trust me they are paid br br as creatively barren as the entertainment industry has become i refuse to believe that nbc brass really have faith in this turkey rather i think thank god you re here is what all of you get who didn t watch or didn t appreciate studio which previously graced the peacock network s monday night lineup you want to turn your nose up at caviar fine here s some lovely alpo direct from menu foods for you to slop around in ,0
spoilers classic s sex trash the swedish gal helga was what made this movie so great she was beautiful but what really got to me was how sexual she was she exuded massive quantities of sexuality throughout the film her best scenes were when she was er stimulating herself whenever she was on screen i became transfixed br br also the doctor julia sister of the dimwitted male focus of the film was very interesting visually although most year old girls have bigger breasts than julia she knew how to use what little she had and her scenes especially the scenes with the silk blouse and black skirt also grabbed my attention unmercilessly you also got to love the major hoaky scene where the bats stripped her nekkid i don t know if i ve ever seen anything more ludicrous yet sexy at the same time classic stuff ,1
i had completely forgotten about midnight madness until just now when i found it while surfing the imdb now it s all coming back to me br br it was one of naughton s first movies as well as fox s and sharp eyed connoisseurs will also pick out kaplan henry from tv s alice fiedler he does the voice of piglet in the winnie the pooh cartoons and blocker son of dan hoss blocker from tv s bonanza br br but the two that stand out in my mind are furst from animal house and the superdude himself eddie deezen furst plays a baddie this time out and has one of the best scenes when he asks his dad why can t you just accept me for who i am his dad looks over his obese slovenly frame and gives a simple one word response yuck br br and deezen well he s a show in himself as a latter day jerry lewis he stumbles around wades through mini golf ponds puts melon halves on his ears and ends up having maggie roswell fall for him my hero br br as for the film it s typical early s stupidity with college kids staying up after curfew and going on a city wide scavenger hunt to prove which division of students is the best on campus the jocks the nerds the rich kids the feminists or the group made up of a little of each br br who wins who cares you ll have a lot of fun watching disney pictures first foray into pg territory before creating touchstone pictures br br seven stars catch midnight madness any way you can br br long live leon ,1
i can t say how closely the film follows the novel never having read the book but since this clocks in at some six and a half hours it s a good bet that most of the base are covered or at least we can say with some certainty that this isn t a reader s digest condensed version br br the production values are high well up to the standards of other bbc classic series like inspector morse and sherlock holmes we can believe dickens london looked sounded and thought a lot like this there are some occasional minor lapses some sportsman firing a pistol with a percussion cap in or or whenever this took place br br the acting too is to be applauded suzanne burden is the polite and honest heroine who quietly goes about doing good she s cute too in a mature way her beauty in her compassionate nature not in any flirtatiousness denholm elliott is her guardian and more than that as it turns out burden and elliott are two of the very few characters who are good in an unalloyed way another is a former sergeant forced to do evil by evil people another is a poor and helpless young boy br br i don t think anyone else could have written this it s got all the earmarks of dickens poverty tragic deaths capitalism in the raw the generous rich guy in his gated home hidden parentage shadowy motives and the impotence or outright maliciousness of the justice system well not the justice system as a whole but the chancery which was evidently a court that decided matters having to do with the distribution of property so i gather from wikipedia it became so notoriously rigid and dilatory that it was thoroughly revamped in england in twice elliott s character describes it as a curse the most impressive scene involves a money scrounging creditor hounding a retired soldier in the latter s gymnasium during a fencing lesson the sergeant is more masculine in the traditional sense than any other male character i remember from dickens the apoplectic money lender and renter is screaming threats from his seat and the sergeant turns towards him and does one delicate exercise with the saber after another each advancement bringing him closer to his tormentor while the scarlet faced old creditor shrinks back into his seat br br a couple of things are missing often dickens will stick in at least one or two amusing lines of dialog humbug or the law is a ass not here bleak house is the right title second there are practically no weberian ideal types no mr micawbers or artful dodgers or scrooges third the atmosphere the whole ethos is relentlessly dismal one tribulation follows another usually having to do with money or some shameful peccadillo out of the past br br my god it s depressing it s as if the author were venting his spleen on everything he hated in the world he knew poverty okay he knew poverty but one wonders what the chancery did to dickens to deserve this kind of treatment br br maybe i should add that i ve just watched the first episode of the series and it s better in two ways there is more zip in the direction so the pace is a little faster and the business of jarndyce vs jarndyce is explained satisfactorily right up front instead of lurking about in the shadows as that mysterious curse so the plot is easier to follow ,1
greenaway s films pose as clever erudite and innovative yet his style and grammar originate and remind viewers of films made in the world war era of film making the frame composition use of mid shot the static camera it may be well to rub against mainstream movies with this style but it is not new perhaps like that other innovator ts eliot he draws more from the past than in looking forward as an authentic innovator would or could br br yet greenaway s biggest failing is that he cannot write his dialog and even plot structure is mechanical and logical but without the vitality of another dramatic logician brecht where this weakness is most apparent is in his humor which is poised and logical so the joke is dead before it s delivered the result is tedium if it s not funny it has failed ask a stand up comedian to justify their act if the audience doesn t respond perhaps the well read director could learn something from freud on humor br br finally like woody allen greenaway has manipulated his actors over the years to work like clones they speak the lines with a bored smug air like narcissistic adolescents br br this film despite its design and lighting is meretricious ,0
who actually created this piece of crap this is the worst movie i have ever seen in my life it is such a waste of time and money i hate it how they create low budget sequels featuring d lister actors and a storyline so similar to the st one br br i found this movie in the bargain bin sitting right next to wild things and death to the supermodels for what a fool i was to actually think that this could be good instead i watched in disgust as poor acting stereotypes ripped of the storyline and script from the st one br br whoever thought that this straight to video production was actually even a half decent film you must be on crackd or something because i think what pretty much most of the people who ve seen this film thinks what a load of crap ,0
mention bollywood to anyone with a slight familiarity with the genre and the images usually conjured up are of tacky over the top musical numbers peopled with costuming that makes vegas seem a bastion of conservatism this perception is not helped by the whiff of condescension that permeates most movies that have approached bollywood from an outsider s perspective willard carroll s romantic comedy marigold however takes a different tack it is not a nudge nudge wink wink look at those silly people and their clueless antics but a sincere appreciation of bollywood for its vitality its lack of irony and self consciousness br br it is obvious that the director has a tremendous affection and respect for bollywood while at the same time is bemused by its kitschier aspects and if you have a familiarity with bollywood you can appreciate what he does here in making a true hybrid of bollywood and hollywood movie conventions from one of the opening shots a flashback of the salman character as a child by the sea talking with his grandmother played by helen how many salman movies start with this same premise to the flashback sequence that is incorporated into the movie that marigold and prem has been filming anyone who has seen enough bollywood movies will recognize these references the story itself incorporates tried and true conventions from both hollywood and bollywood as well – the fish out of water meets duty to one s family at the expense of personal fulfillment the structure of the film follows the typical bollywood plot line of the more comical set up of the first half giving way to a more dramatic resolution of the second yet ultimately the sensibility of the film is that of hollywood with its understated wry humor and its story of a woman learning to believe in herself to reach self affirmation br br you couldn t have a movie inspired by bollywood if there weren t any musical numbers and this movie does not disappoint with seven of them unlike bollywood however the songs do not pop out of nowhere and transport its characters to a european locale or goan beach they exist as musical numbers that are part of the film that is being made reminiscent of how musical numbers were justified in busby berkeley movies as being part of a stage show or they come out of a situation where music already has a reason to be there – a sexy nightclub scene where prem teaches marigold to dance or a beach scene where there are musicians including a cameo from the playback singer shaan performing all reflect the emotional state of the protagonists at that point in the movie often the music will take a conventional song from one genre and put a twist on it from the other so in one of the highlights of the film where marigold comes into her own the song picturazation is fairly typical of its genre – the female star singing and dancing among a line of women – but in this case it s blond ali larter looking like a total natural bollywood film star emoting and lip synching to the hindi lyrics with no subtitles br br also synonymous with bollywood are sumptuous visuals and marigold fulfills that aspect beautifully thanks to some of the top talent working in bollywood today the cinematographer is anil mehta who was also the cinematographer for lagaan and hum dil de chuke sanam the choreographer is vaibhavi merchant and production designer is nitin desai both from hum dil de chuke sanam and devdas you can really see the influence of hum dil de chuke sanam on this film – in fact the illuminated floor in one of the numbers was originally from dholi taro dhol which coincidentally has an embedded marigold pattern br br as for the cast carroll obviously has a penchant for spotting acting talent as evidenced by playing by heart – one of the first movies for both angelina jolie and ryanne phillippe and in this film he again hits the mark with ali larter one of the main reasons the film works is because of larter she makes a bitchy unappealing character sympathetic and her subsequent transformation believable and she is smart funny and sexy because she is smart and funny she and salman share excellent chemistry and that is one of the film s biggest strengths br br salman khan plays the role of prince charming here as filtered through his iconic role as prem this is old school prem however so expect a quiet subdued salman those used to him in his usual stripping avatar may be disappointed – or relieved it s a sincere and sensitive performance from him marred only by poor enunciation of his english lines br br with a refreshing lack of cynicism and unabashed embrace of romantic love the film is a love letter to bollywood and hollywood movies of yore ,1
i got this movie from netflix after a long waiting time so i was anticipating it greatly when it arrived my worst fears were that it would be plodding as well as well you know what all the screaming fan girls were babbling about gacktnhyde hawt yaoi love that sort of thing dreading it i was very very pleasantly surprised the movie was surprisingly watchable even if the filming and music did make it feel like someone was going to bust out a pair of nun chucks every two scenes and the acting on gackt s part was quite good hyde being um hyde acted as a quasi romantic friend gang member character that anyone who saw him on stage would hardly be surprised by he s one of my two major beefs with the film itself but the rest of the cast including the child actors in the opening scene were very good at doing what they did which was mostly get shot at and yelled at but my second problem was very minor having to do with the goriness it seemed way too suspense horror to me like every scene where someone is shot they either slump over really most sincerely dead or lay there burbling for a rather long time but sho just takes the shots repeatedly keels over bubbles a lot while he talks and makes hyde cry all in all if you re a fan of any of the actors or just a j film fan it s definitely worth a watch ,1
i can t quite say that jerry springer ringmaster is the worst film i have ever seen the film would be better off if it were because at least the worst film i ve ever seen prom night ii interested me enough for me to hate it my only reaction after leaving the theatre happened when i looked up at the clock and discovered that only minutes had passed it had seemed much more like years it is an endless repetition of poor people or what jerry springer seems to believe poor people are screwing each other hitting each other insulting each other and then repeating the process with the same attention to duty the rest of us use when shampooing the plot which covers how a group of stupid people mangle their lives badly enough to provide grist for the jerry springer mill advances solely because of the idiocy of the characters this makes it impossible to care what happens to them it never mattered to me whether they got on the show or what they said or who slept with whom maybe i m not supposed to care about them maybe i m supposed to look at them as some kind of comic type to see their outrageous behavior as inherently funny too bad it isn t the humor is not outrageous it s innocuous it s predictable humor has to have something behind it some kind of painful irony or life experience in order to function scatology is not wit an example a mother catches her daughter and her husband in bed to take revenge she marches across the trailer park and gives oral sex to her daughter s boyfriend since i was over the shock of jerry springer s show a long time ago i had the same reaction i had to andrew dice clay s obscene nursery rhymes not laughter just yawning lastly i found springer s pose as a populist tiresome and unconvincing if he really were an advocate of the poor he would bring on a single mom from bed sty to talk about trying to raise her kids in new york city on a year or failing that he would at least give the participants of his shows a cut of his profits jerry springer gets millions for his shows his movie his book and videos his guests just get round trip air fare hotel accommodations and a chance to humiliate themselves if he liked poor people so much he d give them at least some of the money they earn for him it appears that springer wanted to make this movie to grab some legitimacy for himself jeez with all his fine work you d think he d have earned our respect already anyway the film is weak and boring it doesn t even succeed at being offensive if you want to have a better evening videotape a bug zapper for a night and then watch that ,0
once i heard that the greatest and oldest preserved germanic heroic poem was transformed into a film it almost became my obsession to see it the first glints of its appearance i caught never disappointed me a futuristic interpretation with lambert our favourite highlander and mitra tomb raider to be in leading roles seamed appealing though some doubts came to life an important female character in beowulf two hours ago i saw the film after i had read the director s name my world fell apart as i said from that point on there was not many surprises first and foremost the film has nothing to do with the original beowulf if we disregard a couple of violently and pointlessly stolen names if they had not stolen the names and declared it to be a new story it might have passed as an f class action stupidity with nice costumes and scenography this way it is simply a crime an attack on a legend and its ideology as well as on common sense ok let me be positive for a second apart from the general electro goth atmosphere which is nice it also has good music that was it for both the positive part and this comment ,0
young spinster who doesn t associate with women her own age and is eyed by gentleman from the retirement set invites an apparently mute young man into her apartment on a rainy day nervous and overly polite to hide her own sexual insecurities she is most pleased when the boy makes himself to home in her guest bedroom but not so happy when he begins sneaking out the window at night sandy dennis is not a hapless actress but why she was attracted to these sad sack roles i guess we ll never know based on a book by richard miles and about as far removed from a commercial drama as one could get this lurid material not only attracted dennis but also director robert altman whose work is static at best the narrative seems almost a sex reversal of the collector a tag which may have sold the film rights but which doesn t turn out to be a good idea cinematically even the film s best sequence dennis shopping for a prostitute to satisfy her prisoner doesn t quite come off with sandy acting both ill and indignant whose idea was this plan michael burns is quite good as the kid who uses this frumpy pasty sick woman just for her comfy digs but he s handled too bashfully by altman with lots of strategically placed towels and flesh colored undies altman clearly wasn t ready for a mature picture with adult themes at this point sandy dennis has a handful of very good scenes she doesn t chatter away mindlessly here she thinks before she speaks and she s alarmingly careful in her actions unfortunately the role itself is a bummer with an apparent slide into mental deterioration which seems to happen off screen as such the abrupt finale is maddening and the overall results tepid from ,0
it wasn t the most pointless animation film experience ever but it certainly can t be admired as much as it tries to be good combining dreamworks animation and computer graphics this is the story of a mustang later named spirit matt damon providing the first person narration and his journey through across the frontiers of the old west basically he is born free amongst all the other horses in the beautiful countryside then he is kidnapped to be used as a saddle horse he manages to throw off all who try to ride him however when he escapes his cage along with little creek daniel studi the two of them form a friendship oh and he obviously has a thing for little creek s female horse in the end after a few more escapes being chased by the colonel james cromwell and his men and making a final big leap across a gorge little creek lets spirit go and he also releases his female horse and they run home to their countryside and fellow horses also starring chopper bernet as sgt adams jeff lebeau as murphy railroad foreman john rubano as soldier richard mcgonagle as bill and matthew levin as joe i was expecting to see the horses talk in this film but it turns out to be more like a dumbo thing throughout and the songs by bryan adams aren t the most engaging but it isn t a terrible film it was nominated the oscar for best animated feature and it was nominated the golden globe for best song for bryan adams here i am okay ,0
jason connery is not an actor he is the son of an actor his macbeth is the worst i have ever seen oh yes he murders king duncan but he also kills william shakespeare his wife is even worse please give me polanski s version on dvd so i can forget this monster jon finch orson welles laurence olivier there you have actors ,0
i read about this film on line and after seeing the generally positive reviews it has received and viewing the trailer i decided to check it out for myself what a disappointment it starts out well enough the opening scene was actually pretty tense but from there it s all downhill i can see that the filmmakers were trying to do something different with this movie but by doing so they took all the enjoyment out of watching it those choices combined with the c s i editing use of music and montage lack of suspense scares or humor really drag this film down there s too much foreshadowing and to many subtle clues so when the first twist arrives early on you already know how the movie is going to end i gave the movie three stars because i think the cast did a good job other than that i can t recommend this movie ,0
i m no big fan of martial arts movies but the video shop was nearly empty and jet li was in lethal weapon and i got it free when the other films i d rented either way i rented it i absolutely loved it my flatmate and myself year old biochemistry and accountancy students spent the half hour after the film making strange kung fu noises and throwing beermat shurikens at each other i can t explain it well maybe a little tequila i never enjoyed bruce lee skinny bloke kicking big bloke beating him kicking bigger bloke etc film ends think jackie chan with a little less comedy and more action ,1
return to the th chamber is one of those classic kung fu movies which shaw produces back in the s and s whose genre is equivalent to the spaghetti westerns of hollywood and the protagonist gordon liu the counterpart to the western s clint eastwood digitally remastered and a new print made for the fantastic film fest this is presented in shaw scope just like the good old days br br this film is a simple story of good versus evil told in acts which more or less sums up the narrative of martial arts films in that era br br act one sets up the premise workers in a dye mill of a small village are unhappy with their lot having their wages cut by by incoming manchu gangsters they can t do much about their exploitation because none of them are martial arts skilled to take on the gangsters and their boss at first they had a minor success in getting liu to impersonate a highly skilled shaolin monk one of the best comedy sequences but their rouse got exposed when they pushed the limit of credibility by impersonating one too many times br br act two shows the protagonist wanting to get back at the mob however without real martial arts he embarks on a journey to shaolin temple to try and infiltrate and learn martial arts on the sly after some slapstick moments he finally gets accepted by the abbot whom he impersonated but is disappointed at the teaching methods kinda like mr miyagi s style in karate kid but instead of painting fences he gets to erect scaffoldings all around the temple nothing can keep a good man down and he unwittingly builds strength endurance and learns kung fu the unorthodox way br br act three is where the fight fest begins with cheesy sound effects each obvious non contact on film is given the maximum impact treatment but it is rather refreshing watching the fight scenes here with its wide angled shots to highlight clarity and detail between the sparring partners and the use of slow motion only to showcase stunts in different angles you may find the speed of fights a tad too slow with some pause in between moves but with yuen wo ping and his style being used ad nausem in hollywood flicks they sure don t make fight scenes like they used to return to the th chamber gets a repeat screening on monday so if you re game for a nostalgic trip down memory lane what are you waiting for ,1
i remember seeing this film in the mid s thought it a well paced and well acted piece i now work quite often in berkeley square and the had to get a copy of dvd to remind myself how little the area has changed although my office is newish it just seconds away from the bank even jack barclays car dealership is still there selling bentleys and rolls royces br br it s look like the dvd is due a region release soon the region copy i is very poor quality let s hope they ve cleaned it up br br only the slightly dodgy escape sequence from the court spoils what would otherwise be a great film but i guess is in line with the caper tag the film goes with ,1
this movie is great if you enjoy watching b class movies that is this is a classic college s slasher movie in which one song is played throughout the entire soundtrack a horrible film but worth renting to make fun of or just to watch old men pop out of closets with knives kinda funny if you ask me ,1
 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz if imdb would allow one word reviews that s what mine would be this film was originally intended only for kids and it would seem to be very tough going for adults or older kids to watch the film the singing the story everything is dull and washed out just like this public domain print like other comedy team films with roots in traditional kids stories such as the awful snow white and the three stooges and the overrated babes in toyland this movie has limited appeal and just doesn t age well now that i think about it i seriously doubt that many kids nowadays would even find this film enjoyable so my advice is don t watch this film if you must watch an abbott and costello film almost any other one of their films except for a c go to mars would be an improvement ,0
this is a terrible remake of a marginal but well liked movie from the early s i have seen the original at least times the version is a minute movie crammed into hours or whatever the runtime is cheesy storyline which by the way is completely different than the original the major government involvement was far fetched there is no flow from one scene to the next in the original you could go get a beer or hit the bathroom and still keep up br br it only took a few hours movie time to change the oil pan on the car it takes many times longer than that in real life car guys notice this stuff also the fool or fools that chose to trash a charger and abuse a challenger should be shot in the heel with a dull bullet the fact they aren t car people is painfully obvious and their passing will not be grieved br br the actors lacked any emotion everything was cut and dried one step above a monotone a barmitzvah is more exciting and energetic br br last but surely not least the radio dj made the statement that the challenger hit the bulldozers at or that is total garbage can you say aerodynamics or lack thereof hahahaha this movie is a joke don t waste your time watching this one ,0
 minute version extremely hardcore or so i hear or the r rated version released into theaters both are terribly awful of course peter o toole and malcolm mcdowell have both claimed they wish they had never made this film the latter of the two men reported this in an imdb interview and i can see why nothing but a nonsensical mess of softcore porn and a half hearted attempt at a plot br br not much of anything here other than cheap tricks and stupid scenes i liked what mcdowell himself said about the film it was like one moment i d be staring admiring my mule or something and the next scene would be two lesbians going at it br br how true br br what an awful movie br br stars ,0
what in god s name happened here how does one go about creating what is practically a cheap knockoff of redneck zombies was zombie ever supposed to entertain someone anyone or even make a dollars profit but mainly what happened here br br zombie extreme pestilence was directed by a lunatic by the name of andreas schnaas who specializes in earth shattering gore films such as goblet of gore and anthropophagus and some of which contain profanity in the titles in the gore department this one isn t much different than the rest although the level of ineptness well earth shattering br br zombie extreme pestilence is as bad as peter jackson s dead alive is gory think about it br br getting too specific with the story would be a waste of time an accident involving chemicals causes the dead to come back and eat the living never has the concept been treated in such a manner the gore effects are a whole new low just a z grade nightmare i can t tell whether or not this was originally meant to be funny somehow i doubt the english dubbing was being very true to the original script but stranger things have happened the whole thing just reminds me of a shot on video introduction to a troma movie except it lasts a hell of a lot longer br br i ve seen only one film that was worse than this the chooper br br for proof that andreas schnaas is an actual director i would highly recommend nikos the impaler if you think you have no standards in what you look for in a bad movie give extreme pestilence a try but you ve been warned it takes nerves of steel to make it all the way through but if gore is all you re here for then you might be able to stomach this one other than that no atmosphere no and i mean no budget no entertainment value but mostly no pride show some pride schnaas br br updated after a few more viewings of zombie i ve had a change of heart or i guess i just get it now zombie is hilarious so nevermind the harsh words although extreme pestilence still only deserves one star ,0
in one respect it s like the wizard of oz with paris in black and white and the riviera in color but it s supposedly about possessive love destructiveness and moral decadence while actually being about designer gowns shots of the riveria lots of big expensive cars and music and dancing interludes that suggest vincente minnelli on one of his off days watchable but a remarkable example of desperate dark plot material and glitzy style heading in opposite directions was this the model for the talented mister ripley does anyone sense an affinity between jean seberg and matt damon ,0
 more is yet another addition into the countless pile of s druggie trippy junk avoid at all cost terrible acting equally moribund script the only thing to enjoy is pink floyd s wonderful soundtrack which is too good for stereotypical waste like this ,0
wait until you ve watched most of all other films ever released wait a year then watch this when you re ready for something with such low production values it that will not challenge anybody s imagination br br i agree that whoever rated this movie as a ten star production has to be doing it to skew the data anything above would be odd br br nice to see the very young sandy bullock in her poofy hair for the short time she was featured though she overdid the new yorker accent but other times her southern virginia nc accent did sneak through ancient history for this accomplished actress who has grown so much since this film br br the dvd i rented had two bonus features a mini bio section that only featured sandra s bio taken verbatim from imdb it also had a trivia quiz as a bonus questions hope you get them all right ,0
just emailed a friend who s in film school about this flick something to avoid when making a film characters blabbering senseless overwrought convoluted monologues on screen that are ultimately trite and unconvincing if the film is an attempt at social realism these verbal barrages are so over the top that they actually draw attention to the film constructed as film and effectively neutralize that intent is it the acting or the script that is bad or both br br the protagonist is also highly unbelievable for social realism ravenously consuming canonical english literature and the bible while high or hungover and able to produce such profoundly sophomoric soliloquies while intoxicated and how is such an unattractive unwashed and verbally noxious character able to bed most of the women he meets within minutes of encountering them i had to applaud when one chick finally threw him out onto the street despite his whining and self pitying banter br br the viewer encounters pretentious references to ancient greek literature nostradamus and the book of revelations the impending doom of mankind in the form of bar codes imprinted on our foreheads or right hands in spooky biblical fashion is presented to a character who is oh so cleverly exposed in his role as a guardian of empty space br br this flick is over scripted and over the top a melodrama clumsily infused with pedestrian philosophy about the meaning of mankind life etc it is trite overwrought and tedious br br there are some very fine english films available with content similar to this film nil by mouth is an excellent far more interesting excursion into the lives of individuals in a similar social milieu ditto for in the warzone and although the comparison is not even warranted check out anything by peter greenaway who far more deftly handles dialogue wit and absurd characters and situations ,0
it s a great movie for the whole family i don t think many people have seen it cause i ask people and they say that they ve never heard of it before sophie heyman is my aunt s sister in law my favorite scene is the whole movie i can t even pick a favorite scene my favorite character is hubert because he is a funny yet smart dog if someone hasn t seen it they are missing out on a great adventure i ve only seen it cause my aunt is related to sophie and she got a copy from her if someone is reading this i suggest buy the movie and i guaranteed it won t be a bad decision i ve seen this movie about five times and every time it gives me the same message dogs are as smart as people just give them a chance ,1
this is one of the worst films i ve seen in years you could randomly pluck people off the streets and they could act better than anyone in this film absolute waste of time watching it i only gave it a as i like gory films but this is just plain rubbish the acting and i use that term very loosely is abysmal someone please tell me that the main actors in this were making their first ever film don t waste your time watching this hostel was a better film by some way i cannot believe that someone has spent money making this i hope for the producers sake it only cost to make it looks like a school project made by kids who haven t got a clue did this even make it to the cinema ,0
i love meatballs terrific characters and poignant situations make this one dearly loved bill murray is hysterical and you gotta love that mile trail race at the end a total classic and one of my favorites now for about years it brings back fond memories of camp and deals nicely with the experience of being rejected by foolish peers and the empowerment brought one by being rescued by a sympathetic adult tons of great one liners and quite an assortment of wacko counselors this is the kind of movie where you repeat key phrases among friends for years afterward also nothing overtly crude and what a sweet late s soundtrack to bring on just the right amount of nostalgia i can t say enough about meatballs it s a classic be forewarned all the sequels are putrid stink bombs that simply bought the name rights for marketing they have no connection to ivan reitman s masterpiece ,1
you will likely be sorely disappointed by this sequel that s not a sequel awil is a classic but this movie is about as far from being a classic as you can get what a joke special effects that aren t very special horrible dialogue non acting and a laughably ridiculous subplot quickly and unconvincingly not to mention fleeting tacked on with about a third of the movie left did i mention the story is less then lame there s no way this was supposed to be serious horror movie yet it s to stupid to be funny in any good way the rating it currently has is too generous if you ask me my rating for an american werewolf in paris a ,0
i normally do not take the time to make comments that few people will read about movies few will see however in this case i feel i must warn all those who might consider wasting time on it i just finished watching it only five minutes ago this is quite simply one of the worst movies that i have ever seen in my life the acting is horrible a plot is nonexistent and production values are poverty level at best i know that even a low budget movie can be great but not this one there is only thing that could have saved this movie for any horror fan s purposes more on screen gore and slashing the grand total of three times that this occurs is off screen while it is effective and reasonably disturbing when it happens especially the end scene there is simply not enough of it the movie is just too long for it s minimal content too dialogue heavy and consequently almost impossible to watch what happens to put it all in a nutshell with room to spare three teenage girls irresponsibly and knowingly go out driving through an isolated area where over girls have previously been abducted and murdered their car of course breaks down and they are taken to an old boring house inhabited by three crazy people one of whom is the psychotic killer all three are eventually murdered one by one off screen after what seems like an eternity of boring slow paced nonsense as i said the only things worth watching even once are the murders please don t buy it or rent it just for that and don t be fooled like i was by the misleading box art and movie description save your money and your time ,0
 for paris is a moveable feast ernest hemingway br br it is impossible to count how many great talents have immortalized paris in paintings novels songs poems short but unforgettable quotes and yes movies the celebrated film director max ophüls said about paris br br it offered the shining wet boulevards under the street lights breakfast in montmartre with cognac in your glass coffee and lukewarm brioche gigolos and prostitutes at night everyone in the world has two fatherlands his own and paris br br paris is always associated with love and romance and paris je t aime which is subtitled petite romances is a collection of short films often sketches from talented directors from all over the world in each we become familiar with one of the city of light arrondissements and with the parisians of all ages genders colors and backgrounds who all deal in love in its many variations and stages in some of the petite romances we are the witnesses of the unexpected encounters of the strangers that lead to instant interest closeness and perhaps relationship like for podalydès and florence muller in the street of montmartre in the opening film or for cyril descours and leïla bekhti as a white boy and a muslim girl whose cross cultural romance directed by gurinder chadha begins on quais de seine i would include into this category the humorous short film by gus van sant in le marais one boy pours his heart out to another boy confessing of sudden unexpected closeness asking permission to call never realizing that the object of his interest does not understand french br br some of the vignettes are poignant and even dark in walter salles and daniela thomas loin du ème catalina sandino mareno amazing oscar nominated debut for maria full of grace is single working class mother who has to work as a nanny in a wealthy neighborhood to pay for daycare where she drops her baby every morning before she goes to work one of most memorable and truly heartbreaking films is place des fêtes by oliver schmitz aïssa maïga and seydou boro co star as two young people for who love could have happened there were the promises of it but it was cut short due to hatred and intolerance that are present everywhere and the city of love and light is no exception another one that really got to me was bastille written and directed by isabel coixet starring sergio castellitto miranda richardson and leonor watling castellitto has fallen out of love with his wife richardson but when he is ready to leave with the beautiful mistress the devastating news from his wife s doctor arrives br br i can go on reflecting on all small gems i like some of them very much the others felt weak and perhaps will be forgotten soon but overall i am very glad that i bought the dvd and i know that i will return to my favorite films again and again they are place des fêtes that i ve mentioned already père lachaise directed by wes craven that involves the ghost of one of the wittiest and cleverest men ever oscar wilde alexander payne the director of sideways who would save one troubled relationship payne also directed th arrondissement in which a lonely middle aged post worker from denver co explores the city on her own providing the voice over in french with the heavy accent payne s entry is one of the most moving and along with hilarious tuileries by joel and ethan coen with who else steve buschemi is my absolute favorite in both shorts american tourists sit on the benches margo in the park and steve in paris metro after visiting louvers observing the life around them with the different results while margo may say my feeling s sad and light my sorrow is bright steve s character will find out that sometimes even the most comprehensive and useful tourist guide would not help a tourist avoiding doing the wrong things in a foreign country ,1
this dreadful film assembles every asian stereotype you can imagine into one hideous package money grubbing devious japanese business men send goofy but loveable policeman pat morita to recover industrial secrets in detroit here he encounters a down at heel jay leno who promptly refers to a murder victim as a jap and calls morita tojo it s all downhill from there ,0
 and i do mean it if not literally after all i have not seen every movie ever created at least obviously among the ones the many i know br br the rule of thumb with imdb is this sometimes movies rated very highly for example the piece of kannes kompetition krowned korean kraap called oldboy can be truly bad but rarely a movie worth watching is actually rated under this movie very much worth watching is a disgrace br br true i give it a in protest the movie is not perfect its true rating should be an or a it has some acting flaws belafonte especially the script wanders around sometimes however what we have here is one of the greatest directors of all times the czech jan kadar directing two of the greatest actors of all time the beloved larger than life zero mostel and the sublime ida kaminska in an acting poetic moral tour de force a pair made in heaven it s true that this movie little flaws apart does not pander to the average audiences but those interested in watching an excellent while again not beyond criticism movie of the incomparable director who gave us the shop on the main street the best movie ever about holocaust should not miss this just because some silly imdb rating system decides that american beauty is better than the angel levine br br it isn t ,1
just watched this movie over the weekend and i must say i thoroughly enjoyed it the italo american actors are excellent as usual michael imperioli and john ventimiglia it is obvious that the director was influenced by great films of the past directed by italians primarily he was influenced by dino risi and his film il sorpasso it is the story of young men who meet by chance and become friends one is extroverted and the other is introverted they enjoy the whole day together and by the end of the day the shy one learns that there is more to life than his usual routine monotony the same thing happens to albert de santi unfortunately il sorpasso has a very similar ending and this apparently influenced the director of on the run because he uses the same technique but with a twist i had expected something but was surprised to see that it turned out to be the opposite if you watch both movies you will understand the other film that influenced the director is after hours directed by the great italian american scorsese i highly recommend all movies ,1
when i first saw this film around months ago i considered it interesting but little more but it stuck with me that interest grew and grew and i wondered whether my initial boredom and response had more to do with the actual vhs quality rather than the film itself i purchased the criterion dvd box set and it turns out that i was right the second time alexander nevsky is a great film it is rousing and i m sure it succeeded in its main aim propaganda against the germans br br that is the most common criticism against this film and against eisenstein that it is merely propagandist and nothing else it s untrue he is an amazing film artist one of the most important whoever lived by now the world is far enough beyond joseph stalin to be able to watch eisenstein s films as art ,1
mighty morphin power rangers came out in supposedly based on the japanese sentai television show that started back in the s now as a fan of japanese action films and series you would think i would get a kick out of this show br br you could not be more wrong what worked in the japanese version has become a complete abomination of television with mighty morphin power rangers br br mmpr is based on five teenagers who get powers to becomes costumed superheroes with robotic dinosaurs who form an even bigger robot br br now this premise is more far fetched and more laughable than anything in either transformers movie yet the ridiculousness of this show is often overlooked br br it was followed by two really bad and i do mean really bad movie knock offs and the actors starring in this series completely disappeared from the scene br br if you must choose try watching japan s zyuranger series instead br br also what s up with the awful long s haircuts and all the earrings on the guys it makes them all look feminine ,0
my boyfriend and i rented this because we thought it might be a good halloween take off a killer terrorizing young people a white mask you get my drift we were dead wrong no pun intended we not only discovered one of the worst movies out there but also that it is a cult classic it is filled w plot holes and makes no sense the actress who plays maddy is pretty but that s about it i do give credit for it being shot on a very low budget i always support movies like that just not this particular one br br this movie may be good to see if you re drunk or high otherwise don t bother unless you want to lose your movie privileges like i did ,0
by john ford had already fully developed the ideas and motifs that would form the core of his most successful westerns always present for example is a strong sense of community most poignantly captured in the joad family of steinbeck s the grapes of wrath within these communities even amid ford s loftier themes of racism and the pioneer spirit there s always room for the smaller human interactions the minor friendships and romances that make life worth living wagon master came after ford had released the first two films in his cavalry trilogy – fort apache and she wore a yellow ribbon – and it covers similar territory only without the military perspective and more damningly the strong lead of john wayne ben johnson and harry cary jr are fine actors but they feel as though they should be playing second fiddle to somebody and ward bond s cursing mormon elder while potentially a candidate for such a role isn t given quite enough focus to satisfactorily fit the bill br br in wagon master ford seems so comfortable with his tried and tested western formula that any character development is largely glossed over ben johnson s romance with joanne dru is treated as an obligation more than anything else and harry cary jr s charming of a mormon girl is so perfunctory as to be almost nonexistent in the final film leaving one to ponder the survival of deleted scenes only in charles kemper s charismatic and shamelessly villainous uncle shiloh does ford try some different and it works even with his being surrounded by a troop of insufferably hammy slack jawed yokels where ford does succeed is in orchestrating the conglomeration of three distinct races of americans – the values orientated mormoms the easygoing horse traders the eccentric travelling showmen – into a cohesive community of pioneers looking towards a bright future this apparent harmony is thrown into disarray by the arrival of uncle shiloh s gun toting outlaws who exploit the lawlessness of the western frontier but ultimately lose out to the noble cowboys who only ever drew on snakes br br ford reportedly considered wagon master among the favourite of his films and perhaps this has something to do with the absence of big names like john wayne or henry fonda armed only with his stock selection of usual players ford is able to generate a sense of community by avoiding placing focus on any one character though most of the mormom travellers still remain completely anonymous despite being undoubtedly well made i can t help feeling that this film only does well what other ford pictures did even better the terrific majesty of the the western frontier was presented more beautifully in she wore a yellow ribbon the romances and friendly squabbles among community members took greater prominence in fort apache the early relations with native americans only hinted at here were more thoroughly examined in the searchers the bold pioneering spirit of the early settlers was explored more movingly albeit by henry hathaway and george marshall in how the west was won wagon master is pure john ford but it isn t a landmark ,1
i thought the movie was extremely funny and actually very interesting it was raw and honest and felt as if i was really watching the real people not actors it s great entertainment it also painted the people as human on our level not below us it is a very good film ,1
haunted boat sells itself as the fog meets open water in many ways this is accurate there are scares and weird looking people to keep you interested br br however the acting ability is poor at best showing clear signs that this is merely a bunch of friends making a horror film which in all credit they do to the best of their ability when you accept the low budget makes it very difficult for special effects with the ghosts looking pretty much like men with rubber masks on br br many aspects of the film are creepy and strange but it suffers for using too many twists and turns in a short space of time which just leaves you bored and confused in terms of keeping you awake the film does it very well ignoring the irrelevant twisting every seconds near the end you actually want to know what is going on and are willing to wait the hr minutes for the climax br br this is no ghost ship but it ll definitely do for an evening in front of the t v ,0
police officer michael tomas arana the church has his hands full while investigating a serial killer who s been leaving parts of the bodies of the people that he s been murdering at the house of one recently widowed tracy joanna pacula mike has to find a way to stop the bodies from piling up while perhaps finding love in the process br br a feeling of the giallo films of yore pervades this film even though we know who the killer is from the get go and the film contains a few good set pieces a scene later in the film set in a school for the blind being particularly memorable but it doesn t make all that much sense when all is said and done either all in all not nearly as good as bava s earlier macabre nor his first two demons films but enjoyable enough if you can forgive the rather outrageous plot twists towards the end of the film a pity the image entertainment dvd lacked extras of any kind as i would have been interested in some br br my grade c ,0
i was just lucky i found this movie i ve been taking advantage of walmart s dvds because i watch a lot of movies and very seldom watch television i graduated from high school in so i have family and many friends who served in vietnam this movie really illustrates the pain i ve seen in my friends in dealing with what happened to them over there i wish more people would see this movie i think maybe more people could understand what happened to our vietnam vets by watching these excellent actors in the portrayal of one family damaged by that war the story felt realistic it isn t mushy but made me feel what they were going through i think it helped that martin sheen and emilio estevez were playing father and son it made their relationship more believable ,1
a less than subtle poke at the beliefs and teachings of the catholic church is given a darker shade of death near the end of the show throughout the show dark humour plays a medium through which several commonly heard rhetoric questions are asked especially if god is so good why does he allow evil to exist in the world br br diane keaton is excellent in her role as an exaggerated version though some might disagree of they stereotyped religious teacher who spouts the company line and condemns half the world to burn in hell to celebrate her school s th anniversary she invites her first students to return and perform their christmas pageant br br however when the quartet update their play to parody sister mary s fallacious teachings the nun is pushed over the edge sending the story spiralling into a chain of unhappy events the ending finally leaves the audience with a sick feeling in their hearts br br not recommended go watch the play instead ,0
when i fist watched the movie i said to myself so a film can be made like this wong kar wai s gorgeous poetic love story captured me throughout and even after the film i must admit this is one of the best love movies maybe the best of all i have ever watched the content and the form overlaps perfectly as watching the secret love we see the characters in bounded frames that limits their movements as well as their feelings beautiful camera angles and the lighting makes the feelings and the blues even touchable i want to congratulate christopher doyle and pin bing lee for their fantastic cinematography which creates the mood for love also the music defines the sadness of the love which plays along the beautiful slow motion frames and shows the characters in despairing moods and of course the performances of the actors which makes the love so real eventually all the elements in the film combined in a perfect way under the direction of wkw and give the audience the feeling called love ,1
the thirties horror films that are best remembered are always the likes of dracula and frankenstein and there s a very good reason for that but there were a number of smaller but nevertheless excellent productions and the invisible ray is certainly one of them the plot is not particularly original and similar plots have been seen many times before even way back in but the way that everything is put together is certainly very imaginative and director lambert hillyer has created a very nifty little original horror film the plot focuses on the good hearted dr janos rukh a man who has discovered a way to recreate the history of the earth his discovery leads him to believe that there may be an unknown radioactive element somewhere in africa and so he sets off along with a team of esteemed colleagues to find it however tragedy strikes while on the expedition and the good doctor ends up becoming exposed to the element which makes him glow in the dark and also sends him mad br br the biggest draw of the film is undoubtedly the fact that it stars the two biggest horror stars of its day boris karloff and bela lugosi and both give excellent performances karloff really shows what a good actor he is and his character has plenty of meat for karloff to impress with bela lugosi has a role which is extremely different from what we re used to seeing him in and it s a great performance from him also it s nice to see a bit of versatility from lugosi the film does get off to a rather slow start but things soon start to pick up the second half of the film is the best and that s really when the film gets exciting and karloff gets a chance to shine literally the film does not put its focus on big special effects and largely relies on the actions of the central character to keep things interesting and it does work very well the film remains interesting throughout and boils down to a very decent climax that wraps everything up nicely overall the invisible ray may not be one of the very best horror films of the thirties but it s a very good one and comes recommended ,1
please spare me of these movies that teach us that crime is fun and justified couple that with a vacuous script with an intense desire to be a farrelly or a coen brother plus the lives of yet another group of supposedly high school age people acting out their dawson creek brand teen angst complete with a genxyz soundtrack that woefully tries to make the movie feel cool and we have intensely and painfully inept satire br br this isn t even watered down ferris bueller i d rather watch a traffic light change br br only one scene stands out as anywhere near worth the price of admission when the betty masked girls meet a richard nixon masked friend it s a surreal moment priceless even br br but for the rest of it i d rather have a toothache at least i can apply some benzocaine tm to stop the pain ,0
this was a hilarious movie and i would see it again and again it isn t a movie for someone who doesn t have a fun sense of a humor but for people who enoy comedy like chris rock its a perfect movie in my opinion it is really funnny,1
it s hard to believe that oprah winfrey produced this piece of junk the show couldn t even hold a candle to cooking shows of the past including emeril lagasse rachael ray is the most annoying talk show and cooking show host in tv history not since ainsley harriott has had a terrible cooking show host i ve watched at least ainsley harriott has some good moments and some style this one has no style at all she s terrible as host the kitchen looks atrocious the writing is horrible the teleplay is over the top and the opening credits are so bad it makes me sick now i enjoy cooking shows that had a cool sense of style but this has absolutely none of that br br this is one of the worst tv of the year ,0
from actor and independent writer director john cassavetes a woman under the influence gives the viewer a look at a working class family with a problem of mental instability the husband nick played by peter falk is a blue collar worker who has trouble showing his wife mabel played by gena rowlands the amount of attention that she deserves from the onset of the film it is obvious that mabel is very quirky and strange but only a few minutes later it is clear that she is much more than that crazy bonkers out of her damn mind nick tries his hardest to hide this from his co workers and after she has a particularly strange incident at dinner he asks her if she ll be okay as if he s trying to deny mabel s illness her problem only spirals from there br br i did find some particular problems with this film i guess these problems were mostly present in the story and the way some of the character acted toward the end mabel has been committed because frankly she s nuts then six months later she s ready to come out of the hospital and her husband throws a party to welcome her back he never acts stupid in the beginning of the movie why would he invite all these people some of them strangers to mabel over to his house when his wife is in such a fragile state it s simply idiotic later after mabel comes in the house mabel s father has a huge outburst at nick screaming at the top of his lungs about not wanting to eat spaghetti his daughter has just gotten back from six months of rehabilitation and the thing you want to do is keep her calm and he goes nuts over spaghetti a few minutes later in the film nick brings mabel into the stairwell and forces her to do the things she did when she was mentally unstable make her weird noises and gestures didn t he send her there to make her better and not do those things there were various other parts that occurred after this but it would just be redundant to look at them in more detail i guess i just had a serious problem with the decision by cassavetes to have his characters act in this way it simply didn t make sense br br however although i had problems with the ending of the film there was one aspect that really redeemed it the acting gena rowlands played an amazing crazy woman there were times when i forgot she was acting where i got so caught up in her wild gesticulations and crazy talk that i was actually scared of her she was amazingly convincing and intense however i was also impressed by the rest of mabel s family peter falk played a very strange character and i almost thought he was crazy himself because of the awkward way he handled his children his job and especially the situation with his wife i also usually don t appreciate child actors but the young people who played nick and mabel s children in this film were phenomenal it really felt like they were mabel s children because they seemed so attached to her and were so interesting in helping her with her problem i think their performances are one of the things that kept this film together and without them it would have made the film less realistic and less intense br br in general i wasn t impressed by this film the story was jumbled and unclear and the characters acted in ways that made me wonder who wasn t insane in the movie the only saving grace were brilliant lead acting roles of the longhetti family their realistic dialogue and powerful acting kept the film together and are probably the only reason the film has ever amounted to anything ,0
oh god what an idiotic movie incredibly cheap with fake special effects the creature is played by one guy in lame costume and stupid plot all dialogues are unbelievably bad and these actors ha ha ha they re simply ludicrous for example i have never seen so annoying characters like in this junk these dumb kids or pregnant woman with his husband and many more all in all this is a great entertainment if you re drunk avoid it like the plague am i drunk i don t think so ,0
i don t know what margaret atwood was thinking to allow this movie to have the same name as her book i ve always been a big fan of the robber bride and was so excited to learn there was a movie in the works i am aware that the translation of book to movie isn t perfect but this movie was the worst ever the names of the women are correct and some of the back story is correct but that is about it i feel like i lost a good portion of my time trying to make it through this movie this really should have been a mini series to tell the story the way it was written br br the actors for roz tony charis and zenia were well chosen even though i was skeptical at first about mary louise parker i only wish they d had a better script to work with because this really had nothing to do with the book at all ,0
seeing as keifer sutherland plays my favorite character in the history of tv it was a foregone conclusion i was gonna go to the movies and spend on this i also think this applies to eva longoria fans br br the movie revolves around a leak that a secret service agent is planning to assassinate the president as the investigation unfolds it seems the only likely candidate is the highly decorated pete michael douglas pleading innocence pete goes on the fun fugitive style to search for the truth br br it s solid but certainly not spectacular a decent cast a decent story but it left me feeling a bit empty but you could certainly do far worse ,1
the photography of this bid budget production is surprisingly bad colors are muddy and brownish and the photography has very ish look to it direction and editing are often quite uninspired and tv movie like too and at first the movie only seems to want to torture its viewers with lurid images of sex and violence hans zimmer s score is also a typically simple and bland work of this overrated untalented composer br br but if you are willing to watch the movie further you are rewarded with a very moving family story a sort of european version of edna ferber s family epos giant while at first you wonder why clara married this idiotic man even his character gets more depth and more background one can judge him by clara delivers the movie s spiritual lesson a great and moving statement set against the terrible happenings in her country her daughter whose lover is a young antonio banderas at the beginning of his international career understands that lesson and ultimately tries to live by it the way the plot was constructed with the ending mirroring the beginning was great the actors all do a great job too i was wondering who is the actress playing blanca all the time but of course it was a really young winona ryder br br all in all this movie really made me want to read the book ,1
forget every spy movie you ve ever seen this is what life was like in the ussr and still is in many places in russia and the ex soviet countries vera dreams of life of leisure as she imagines the west to be her reality is very different with a bitter mother a violent father and the ever present alcohol and her prospects for the future are not much better she finds a man and they try to patch up a life together but he is afflicted by the same environment both socially and physically the scenery in this movie is brilliant sitting comfortably in the company of post apocalyptic movies but obviously done with no special effects they have just walked in and shot whatever happened to be in front of the camera br br forget your stereotyped cold russians of spy movies this is the real deal people are passionate vibrant and present in a way you ll never see in a drama from the west ,1
a repressed housewife an annoying lisping angie dickinson whose body double treats horrifies us with an extreme closeup of her delicates is sexually bored by her husband and decides to branch out this directly results in a string of murders that soon involve a high class prostitute nancy allen clearly i am in the wrong business if she can bring home a night and her psychologist michael caine if you are going to watch de palma rip off excuse me pay homage to hitchcock watch sisters instead of this dressed to kill while loaded with style and technical skill is one of the tackiest thrillers i have had the displeasure of sitting through the plot is absurd and tired it does feature some surprisingly effective jump scares and nasty graphic murder sequences that should please any horror fan as long as they can get past the silly story line that must have been dated even in ,0
this movie definitely made me laugh but that doesn t mean it was exactly funny well then again me and my friends had a lot of fun watching it br br i doubt there is anything about this movie that hasn t been done at least twice before just like the plot itself all of the characters are overused movie cliché cardboard box roles that don t even require acting skills accordingly such skills are not delivered we have the corrupt cop a ruthless killer who claims to care about his men and their families whilst caring nothing about people he shoots in the forehead at so close a range as to have blood spat on his face we have the worn out cop on the edge so nicely pointed at in the discussion boards of this movie we have the old one day away from retirement cop who just about everyone must have immediately identified as the most likely man on the inside since he had most to gain and he didn t utter a trustworthy word throughout the movie about as see through as a glass house on a sunny day the big black gangster king was a copy of all previous big black gangster kings in movie history they could ve just called him marcellus wallace but just slightly tougher and more ruthless because something has to emphasize that we also know laurence fishburne from actually good movies then we finally have the highly educated doctor who can t think of anything reasonable to do as soon as the situation differs from her ordinary life and who spends the majority of the movie sitting in a corner helplessly trying to figure out how to hold on to the weapon she was given not using it br br the whole siege story is not interesting not original having been used twice before and this movie manages to add absolutely nothing interesting to it there is the initial probe then the laying of the siege then the assault then the escape attempts meanwhile a bunch of strained stressed freaked out cops and thugs manage to hold off a police assault team with high tech equipment and the quite important advantage of vision then again in deep night with the power cut and with a snow storm raging overhead there is definitely a lot of light coming in so who really cares about night vision br br but the best part comes right at the end in the first scenes showing precinct we see it is situated in an outskirt of an industrial city factories and office buildings surround it on all sides from this point the besieged walk maybe a hundred meters in a sewer and where do they end up some alley ending right in the middle of a forest a forest where did that forest come from who decided to lay a pine forest in the middle of an industrial area how is this forest in the last scene suddenly on a hill over the city in question while in the scenes inside the forest it looked deceptively flat br br from here i leave the judgment to you and to your common sense go and see this movie if you re looking for an unintended good laugh i can really recommend it ,0
dogtown and z boys is a documentary about the zephyr skateboarding team and their influence on skateboarding it also focuses on the history of skateboarding it was directed by stacy peralta a member of the original zephyr team and was written by stacy peralta and craig stecyk another member of the team the documentary stars the members of the zephyr team and is narrated by sean penn br br the documentary talks about the beginning of skateboarding and how it evolved from surfing it discusses skateboarding s popularity in the late s and the s its decline in the s and its rebirth in the s skateboarding was introduced in dogtown the nickname of the poor side of santa monica california the zephyr team originated from the zephyr surf shop which manufactured the first modern skateboards the documentary mainly consists of the original zephyr team members talking about the past in the zephyr team the competitions they won and their popularity and prestige it focuses on three particular members of the team peralta tony alva and jay adams three virtuosos of skateboarding and probably the best three members of the team br br the interviews in the documentary were usually voices over archival footage from dogtown in the late s and s very rarely to you actually see the people being interviewed but when you do they are shown in black and white while the archival footage was in colour i think stacy peralta used this technique to show that the documentary was about the past i e the glory days of the zephyr team and not the present the documentary is very fast paced in that we often see clips of impressive skateboarding over up beat music of the era such as jimi hendrix led zeppelin and david bowie and the interviews tend to be quick and to the point knowing nothing about skateboarding i e not even knowing how to ride one straight along the ground i was very surprised that i found this documentary so interesting the reason is that this doco was more about the zephyr team than the actual sport of skateboarding so while i couldn t relate to skateboarding i could relate to the boys in the team because it was made by actual members of the team it gives it a little more depth and authenticity br br all in all i would have to say this is one of the best documentaries i have ever seen it gave me a whole new insight not just into the zephyr team but into skateboarding as a whole for those who love skateboarding i can only imagine how it must be even more interesting seven and a half stars out of ten ,1
paha maa is different finnish film but the things which makes it different are copied abroad some techniques of narration are from amores perros jackie brown and elephant scenes are shot from different angles again paha maa is a good movie but it isn t so good that the hype tolds realistic movie no happy end and no commercial admissions some actors did great job sulevi peltola was so good as a vacuum cleaner peddler also jasper pääkkönen shows his skills but mikko leppilampi was so lame he is so overrated actor he s handsome and a nice guy but not the best actor of finland but if you like finnish movies paha maa is worth to see ,1
this film was positively the worst film i have ever watched i couldn t sit through the whole thing i also think writer must have some weird fetish for women peeing puking and crapping i mean what was that all about i cant believe this was even made and am disgusted at have ingwasted a £ rental fee the quality both picture and sound are terrible the acting well doesn t exist it was a poor excuse for a film and the scenes of pee crap and puke were reminiscent of girls cup urghh avoid at all cost the girls looked like they had been picked off the street and only got the part cos they d be willing to take their tops off while these girls have nice bodies it certainly didn t make up for the fact their shrieking was awful unconvincing and a pain to my ears br br this was like possibly worse than an ammateur school production without any proper direction and hey there is no need for a set as it all seems to revolve around a car br br definatey not one to buy folks sorry if my first comment is terribly negative but i could not find anything positive to say and i would like to think i may save someone else wasting their money like i have ,0
as a dedicated lover of all things egyptian this is a classic piece from the s along with my other favourite land of the pharaohs the sets and colours are just wonderful and everything seems so neat in the production quality i thought victor mature was well cast and peter ustinov a real gem the whole look of the movie along with others made in this era has an appeal that you just don t get with modern movies with all their digitized effects i have yet to see the movie the mummy but am sure i will love it br br top stuff ,1
it s a lovely movie it deeply reflects the chinese underground bands current lives if you chinese culture traditionaled rock n roll music there you go i will highly recommend this one but one thing i am wondering is whether this movie has been showed in mainland i sorta doubt it d,1
flashdance is one of those awful stupid movies that you actually kind of enjoy just because they re so crap i just watched it on tv my friend and i were amazed at how dopey it was it s true that don simpson and the other producers came up with the idea of a fairly cheap lowbrow flick with lots of sweaty bodies to help sell a soundtrack of admitedly catchy pop so flashdance is an odd sort of pioneer the first mtv movie adrian lyne started out in advertising and it shows because flashdance is almost a commercial for itself you ve already decided to watch it but the movie has this weird panicky undercurrent as though it s frightened that you might change your mind at any moment it keeps selling itself to you over and over all the way through using slick commercial style editing and glossy close ups of jiggling breasts the story is wafer thin i honestly can t think of another film i ve seen with less plot and it never makes much sense but its a very contrived calculating movie so it feels consistent people say it s dated but flashdance was always rubbish viewers in the early s knew it was just cheesy t a but it does work in its own silly fashion there s soppy romance for the chick flick crowd and stacks of oily writhing female bodies for their dates all set to a pumping disco beat how could it fail it helps that the dialogue is pointless so you can grab a popcorn without missing anything major and if this sort of thing isn t your cup of tea you can always laugh at the interpretive dance on display the scene where a stand in for jennifer beals convulses dances on stage in front of a tv with a fan in it and a face full of white clown make up had us in stitches a genuine guilty pleasure ,0
this movie was yet another waste of time why oh why do i keep renting crap like this someone please tell me sigh oh well back to the movie at hand cube zero is probably worth it if you really really enjoyed the first movie like i did and just want to check out what s up in the last hopefully movie scraped together just to keep some poor actors and screenwriters employed then of course this is the movie for you but if you are looking for a good movie with good acting and a fantastic plot evil grin then this movie is definitely for you d ok i m lying at best this movie sucks ok i have to admit that certain elements to it was cool well coolish and i laughed quite a few times prolly at the wrong things but nevertheless i was amused but all in all the few things that barely makes the ok category isn t enough to make this movie worth it at all unless you count manos hand of fate one of the top ten movies ever ,0
how this film could miss so many of the fascinating complex and mysterious aspects of the original story or the original movie is truly remarkable an unbelievably thin and unengaging plot ankle deep characterisation motivation and a really awful soundtrack replacing tension with vast swathes of noise replacing the arcane musical references of the original for digitised crashes and roars then there are the specific references to the original which are merely plastered on over the cracks dreadful in a world where gormless brain dead amerikan remakes of the italian job a tear appears get carter sobs uncontrollably and alfie have desecrated our screens recently this one takes the proverbial biscuit execrable nonsense how ellen burstyn ever got involved is a wonder rubbish ,0
the planning episodes were a bit dull but when they reached the desert it was quite fun to watch the reason why i call it the most realistic reality show is because much to my surprise charley fell out of the race relatively early when his hands were sore i expected the usual stress and then a miracle fix but instead he actually quit the race the most anxious moment of the show must ve been when max was stuck out in the desert with almost no water or food the ending was great and i was very happy to see at least one of the team make it overall not as great as the long way round but definitely an interesting watch as one gets a peek into the most challenging race in the world ,1
i haven t seen this in over yrs but i still remember things about it br br this film could not have been made in color the stark grays are what make it and was life really that simple in the s what stands out the most in my memory is perry smith going to the gallows his breathing under the hood just before they sprung the trap i don t think i could watch that again once is plenty it s like that unnamed guy at the beginning of papillon who is dragged out in terror to the guillotine the guy that said watch this on a double bill with dead man walking should have added the last minutes of i want to live as well br br some of my ancestors being aristos went to the guillotine in so my feelings on the death penalty are rather intense ,1
 utter crap pretty well sums up what this movie was i d rather examine the colon of an african elephant with a penlight than sit through this again i think i ve wasted enough time watching this movie i don t need to waste more by commenting on it further ,0
 some spoilers early s educational movie about the horrors of contracting a social disease and the consequences that come along with it blindness madness loss of ones abilities to function as well as infecting other people with it even one s unborn children and finally death damaged lives is far ahead of it s times in educating it s viewers about the dangers venereal deasise viewed now over years after it s release back in is as good if not better then the many films about that subject made back in the s s and even s br br donald bradley lyman williams is a top executive of a major shipping company who s been going study with his girlfriend joan diane sinclair for some time both are finally planing to get married and raise a family out at a party one evening donald meets elsie cooper charlotte merriam and together they have one drink too many and before you know it end up spending the night together in elsie s home br br thinking nothing of his one night stand with elsie donald later marries his long time love joan and they both plan to have a child or so they thought at the office donald get a panicked call from elsie telling him to come over to her place right away about something very important rushing over donald finds out to his horror that elsie has a sexual infection that she got from her boyfriend nat harry myers and that she may have given it to donald and he in turn may have infected his wife joan telling elsie that she s wrong about him being infected and that she should seek medical attention elsie shoots herself as donald is just about to leave br br getting over elsie s tragic death donald gets another surprise later when his doctor dr bill hill jason robards sr comes over to his office telling him to immediately come with him to the hospital to talk to infectious disease specialist dr vincent leonard murray kinnell about his wife joan who s just been admitted there the terrible truth about donald and his wife joan hits him like a bolt out of the blue and leaves him speechless just like it did joan earlier both have been infected and the infection is the dreaded and unspeakable back in the s infection called venereal disease br br told by dr leonard that it would take some two years of treatment for both donald and joan to be completely cured it leaves joan in a state of dangerous suicidal thoughts later in the film joan feeling that she has nothing to live for closes all the windows in her and donald s apartment and turns on the gas stove full blast in order to kill herself and donald who was asleep at the time br br honest film about the ravages of venereal disease and the damage that it does to those who are infected by it both psychically as well as mentally and how it could be cured if given immediate medical care instead of hiding it from one s doctor and keeping it hidden for fear of shame and embarrassment until it s too late ,1
on the face of it a film about women wanting to see a football match wouldn t appeal much to somebody with little interest in football such as myself however this isn t about football it is about discrimination and the women s enthusiasm for the sport they love br br the film opens on the day of a crucial world cup qualifying match between iran and bahrain a girl is trying to get in to tehran s azadi stadium by dressing like a boy it looks like she will get in until a soldier tries to search her once caught she is taken to a small enclosure high up on the outside of the stadium where there are a handful of women who had already been caught here they are guarded by a small group of conscript soldiers who s leader would rather be back home tending his livestock we never learn the character s names but we get to know them as people as the girls plead with the guards to let them watch though a nearby gap in the wall and when refused try to get them to at least provide a commentary br br as well as making an important point about the rigid gender segregation in much of present day iran the film contains many hilarious moments such as the disguise one of the girls is made to wear when going to the toilet and the girl who disguised herself as a soldier and was only caught because she chose to watch the match from a seat reserved for a senior officer the girls enthusiasm for the game is such that by the end the viewer is likely to be on the edge of their seat hoping that iran will win and thus get to go to the finals in germany the soldiers aren t shown as fundamentalists they are just conscripts who are there because they have to be and when explaining to the girls why woman can t watch men s sports don t seem that convinced by their own arguments br br it is a shame that this film can t be seen in iran itself but it is good that the wider world can see it and thus see that ordinary iranians aren t a bunch of fanatics desperate to wage war on the west but normal people with the same passions and concerns as people everywhere the cast did a great job in making their characters seem like real people rather than mere caricatures ,1
i never intended to see venom but i caught it on cable it does have good elements the louisiana swamp atmosphere for one something we will unfortunately not see so much of in movies because of hurricane katrina it is based on an interesting concept a regular man imbued with the spirits of evil his confrontation with his son could have been interesting as could much of the movie but as tends to happen in hollywood an interesting idea goes down a familiar direction br br kill off all the characters save the good girl starting with the black guys i m a fan of agnes bruckner but the other characters the villain s afore mentioned son cece who must become a voodoo priestess are more interesting and for the love of god just once i would like to see the virgin get killed we all like the easy girl why can t she live in this case it was bijou phillips and we love her br br the ending made no sense considering what had been established about the villain s invincibility all the carnage and atmosphere and it leads to nothing ,0
there are a few scripts like this one floating around hollywood this one is not even close to the best just the first this is all production value no substance but the disney name probably will help it a good idea a wasted opportunity ,0
we should all congratulate uwe boll he s done the unthinkable he may be the only director to have two movies in the bottom on imdb he s like some kind of cinematic cockroach no matter how little talent he has and no matter how bad these movies are he manages to keep making them i know he finances them all himself through some kind of bizarre german fund but even so his ability to keep making movies despite absolute complete failure is one of the great mysteries of the universe br br it wouldn t be so bad except that video game developers keep giving their best properties to this guy i really enjoyed the alone in the dark series of games even the latest one the new nightmare was good for a few hours of game play there was a good movie to be made out of edward carnby s adventures but this is not it now uwe boll has gotten his hands on bloodrayne and hunter the reckoning what s next silent hill doom i can only imagine the swath that this guy is going to cut through game to movie adaptations if he s not stopped someone needs to take away his line of credit or these video game publishers need to wise up and realize that when they make a bad movie out of a game that kills the franchise no one is interested in that title any more br br think about it is house of the dead or alone in the dark a viable game title anymore no way a new house of the dead game comes out for x box and nobody s gonna care the title is dead and all because of uwe boll so if any of you out there work for a game publisher or know a game publisher or have access to a game publisher please warn them br br this movie itself is not even worth reviewing i can t separate what i didn t like about this pile of dung from the rest of it literally everything about it sucks the writing the acting the music the cg effects the editing i thought that if i waited until it came out on dvd and then rented it with low expectations i wouldn t be disappointed boy was i wrong never underestimate uwe s ability to turn out a big steaming pile of boll sh t ,0
in this th child s play film chucky gets lucky it s very funny and there are some enjoyable parts very good direction not as bad as it could be the best one in the series since the first three stars out of four ,1
to begin with i have to admit i ve never been a big fan of the dutch movie genre unfortunately watching de dominee hasn t made me change my mind it shares some common flaws like having a plot that s too predictable and linear for my taste br br worse however is that the cast has their dialogues as if they were stage actors in a play unfortunately this is common too in many dutch movies and at least to me makes it impossible to feel any kind of involvement with the main characters br br the actor that plays adri i m sorry i forgot his name at the moment is at least delivering a decent performance and is one of the reasons i don t rate this movie even worse another reason is the fact that at least it seems to have had some budget and the production seems professional br br ironically the fact that the acting is often too articulated might not be so much of a problem if you don t speak dutch although i already warned you that the plot isn t spectacular either but at least it might make it an acceptable movie to watch ,0
the first time i came upon delirious i only heard it i listened to the entire comedic performance and never have i laughed so much in my life eddie s ability to paint hilarious pictures in our minds and do great imitation is captivating when i finally got to see him perform this act i had to have it eddie murphy s performance on delirious shows his genius with it being the new millennium his acts in is just as funny today as it was then my parents loved it as teenagers and i age eighteen love it as well from that point on i had to view murphy s other movies such as coming to america and harlem nights there will be no other comedian like eddie ,1
the first half of the film is ok the second half one of the most tedious experiences imaginable quite possibly the most overrated movie of all time pulp fiction was robbed for best picture this is one of those films that people feel required to love because the main character is slow ,0
a lot has already been said on this movie and i d like to join those who praised it it s a highly unique film which uses elements of different genres drama comedy gangster film without making a mess of it at points you just laugh out loud at other points you feel for the characters whose mistakes and failures you watch sabu s genius can be shown with regard to some sequences of the movie one is that where all three men chasing one another have an erotic day dream about a young woman that they just passed by on the street this sequence is beautifully done and illustrates the characters of all three runners very well it is erotic and funny at the same time another example of sabu s genius is the part of the film where the runners get tired first one of them the typical loser among the three guys hallucinates that the woman that left him for someone else is back again and you see them dancing with one another and in the next shot him dancing with himself which is deeply moving all of the runners get to this point where they think that have something back they lost or are on track again and at one part of the movie they stop chasing each other running in line just laughing so here is it all the beauty and the ludicrousness of what we call life which sabu manages to show throughout the film his characters fail do they at the end but he doesn t rob them of their dignity monday and postman blues that do justice to sabu s claim that he is a genius go watch them br br ,1
 look i know this may suck right now but pain is temporary film is forever whatever you do right now is burned into celluloid for all time and for thousands of years to come – robert de niro br br this was initially a film for steven spielberg the director hiring several screenwriters to adjust the screenplay so that it more suited his themes and so we have a dysfunctional family that is threatened by a deranged monster in the form of a recently released from prison robert de niro like jurassic park poltergeist and war of the worlds the dysfunctional family bands together to defeat the beast the beast being the creation of the father a lawyer who failed to defend de niro during his trial br br in typical spielberg fashion the father kills the monster that undermines the family and is then promptly absolved of his sins like oscar schindler robin williams sam niel tom cruise and virtually every daddy figure in spielberg land the father reclaims his paternal duty in the kind of bittersweet coda that spielberg so enjoys br br but spielberg eventually abandoned the picture and the project was instead turned over to martin scorsese who at the time was seeking to try his hand at more commercial fare the result is arguably the worst film in scorsese s filmography and ironically his most illuminating br br an artist s failures or misfires are often very revealing exposing the inner workings of their art when the story doesn t work the characters don t connect or the images don t sear we find ourselves left with a kind of inner core this – the remaining carcass is what the director s cinema is about br br now cape fear is an impersonal film so we won t find any thematic connections to the rest of scorsese s filmography you already sacrificed me de niro yells but the films themes of catholic redemption are cookie cutter what the film does though is expose the kind of language that his filmography hinges on watch how scorsese s camera desperately whips back and forth how he zooms frantically onto doorknobs and windows in an attempt to force tension and how his characters are all loud and screaming for attention but more importantly watch how the film makes no spatial sense a showdown on a boat at the end of the film takes place on an obvious sound stage a street parade is claustrophobic and takes place within no larger context and the family s house doesn t seem to exist anywhere in particular there is simply no geographical sense to anything in the picture scorsese unable to film space or create any kind of spatial environment br br the reason for this is that scorsese s camera always has to be bound or intimately tethered to his central character for the world around the character to make sense his camera has to be focused on the character resnais can take you around a french hotel welles and hitchcock can dance you down a street and up a building cameron can give you a tour of the titanic scott can recreate an entire future cityscape lucas can give you an alien desert planet and most other directors can create a sense of space by textbook close up mid shot wide shot combinations but scorsese can t do this there s no poetry no sense of tangible space in his films he s all about the character you break that tether you leave that boxing ring that taxi cab you look away from de niro and everything collapses he simply cannot break away from this very documentarian style of shooting which in a way is a prerequisite for action film making br br scorsese tried to rectify this problem with gangs of new york where the space and the sets become the central character but even this self consciously spatial experiment gets sabotaged by the magnetism of daniel day lewis the actor drawing scorsese s camera inexorably toward him like a moth to a bulb br br – even as a generic b movie this is an ugly vulgar looking film look at the matte paintings the inept attempts at tension the silly rotorscoped special effects and hokey fistfight showdown still we have robert de niro to pick up the slack de niro who gives his body over to scorsese like a tattooed christ gives the film its only great scene in an improvised romantic sequence with young a juliette lewis he sticks his thumb into her mouth and kisses her a kind of symbolic rape the girl runs away both aroused and repelled by this man s interest br br but de niro s performance so deliciously over the top simply can t be imitated by scorsese you d need the operatic tone and the baroque visuals of someone like de palma to make this work but scorsese nope br br worth one viewing ,0
russell my fav is gorgeous in this film but more than that the film covers a tremendous range of human passion and sorrow everything from marriage to homosexuality is addressed and respected the film makes the viewer realize that tolerance of other humans provides the route to saving humanity fabulous love story between lachlin and lil i replay their scenes over and over again anyone who has ever been in love will empathize with these people all characters are cast and portrayed excellently ,1
stephen king tv movies can go or parts and no one complains right so why give the stooges only minutes i m not asking for a pbs mini series but would a two parter had killed anyone the movie steamrolled over events that should have been mentioned and mentioned events that could have been omitted i do want to give a salute to the performances of the stars they had a tough job because they didn t really look like the stooges but the spirit was there after watching the movie i pulled out a tape from american movie classics that had the real deal on it and laughed myself silly the movie was pretty tough emotionally especially after curly has the stroke and moe needs to keep the business going when curley started crying i lost it like i said the movie was good but could have been and should have been much much better maybe it s fitting though the stooges got ripped off when they were alive and now years later it happens again ,0
the film began with wheeler sneaking into the apartment of his girlfriend her aunt edna may oliver a person too talented for this film didn t like wheeler a sentiment i can easily relate to the aunt decided to take this bland young lady abroad to get her away from wheeler they left and wheeler invested in a revolution in a small mythical kingdom because they promised to make him their king at about the same time woolsey was in the same small mythical kingdom and he was made king so when wheeler arrived it was up to the boys to fight it out but they refused because they are already friends which greatly disappointed the people as killing and replacing kings is a national pastime br br i am a huge fan of comedy from the golden age of hollywood the silent era through the s i have seen and reviewed hundreds if not thousands of these films and yet despite my love and appreciation for these films i have never been able to understand the appeal of wheeler and woolsey the only comedy team that might be as bad as the ritz brothers despite being very successful in their short careers in hollywood cut short due to the early death of robert woolsey i can t help but notice that practically every other successful team did the same basic ideas but much better for example there were many elements of this film reminiscent of the marx brother s film duck soup yet cracked nuts never made me laugh and duck soup was a silly and highly enjoyable romp at times woolsey talked a bit like groucho but his jokes never have punchlines that even remotely are funny in fact he just seemed to prattle pointlessly his only funny quality was that he looked goofy surely not enough reason to put him on film additionally wheeler had the comedic appeal of a piece of cheese a piece of cheese that sang very poorly a missed opportunity was the old vaudeville routine later popularized by abbott and costello as who s on first which was done in this film but it lacked any spark of wit or timing in fact soon after they started their spiel they just ended the routine so prematurely that you are left frustrated i knew that who s on first had been around for many years and used by many teams but i really wanted to see wheeler and woolsey give it a fair shot and give it their own twist br br once again i have found yet another sub par film by this duo while i must admit that i liked a few of their films mildly such as silly billies and the rainmakers which i actually gave s to on imdb this one was a major endurance test to complete something that i find happens all too often when i view the films of wheeler and woolsey where was all the humor ,0
i m years old and i love this cartoon burt reynolds and dom deluise make a great pair this movie is really funny and i love the songs my favorite songs are you can t keep a good dog down and that song about sharing i think it s called what s mine is yours this was the last movie with judith barsi who played the voice of anne marie my favorite character is charlie but i find itchy s voice is so fun to hear although some scenes i actually found scary i still have a hard time watching the scene with charlie s dream and carface scares the crap out of me other characters like king gator i found really funny the ending was adorable and was actually sad made me cry a little i give this movie ,1
i really wish i had read everyone s review before going to see the movie it was one of the most excruciating films that i ve ever seen i was ready to leave the theater minutes into the movie i should have followed my instinct the movie offered nothing new or clever it was boring and very cliché i was surprised to find that it was directed by a woman the characters did not represent any women that i know they were boring bitter and melodramatic the movie was unrealistic and depressing and a waste of time and money and the actors looked tired poor make up and hair styling it was recently compared to the sex and in the city movie it was not even half as good my suggestion do not see this movie ,0
recap a band of five young american men all that is left of a platoon hit hard during the ardenne offensive during the wwii get the assignment as a forward outpost and to look for enemy activity they re in really bad condition both physically and mentally and think they have struck gold when their outpost is in an abandoned but once plush mansion full with food but after a while there is some enemy activity and it is very odd not hostile but odd it seems like there is a german squad out there in equally bad condition that want nothing more than to surrender br br comments based on a novel and my guess that the novel is much better but the story doesn t seem to translate very well to the big screen indeed it is a different war movie much more about the mental pressure during wartimes than fighting and battles but i can almost feel that scenes that must have been full of suspense full of uncertainties and unknown elements just fall flat in the movie it is not suspenseful just different and in many ways absurd many times people just act insane and the reasons are unclear or at best hinted at br br so when this mental pressure fails to come through the main building piece of the entire story i thought the story fell through it wasn t good it wasn t interesting it didn t keep me on the edge and it didn t really send a message actually it did nothing br br the cast is interesting many young actors that then turned into stars in beginning of their careers the acting is good but not stellar and a few characters also fell through into the absurd zone much of that too i feel is due to that this story these characters need the time space and pace given in a novel that they can t be given here and going halfway definitely isn t good enough br br ,0
anyone who could find redeeming value in this piece of crap ought to have their head examined we have the submissive heroin addicted part time hooker wife with lacerations all over her body lacerations received from repeated beatings by an abusive son now she is squirting breast milk all over the kitchen floor the release so gained somehow akin to helen keller placing her hands in running water we have the husband who starts out by patronizing a prostitute who just happens to be his daughter she s upset with him because he came too quickly and ends by murdering his female colleague having sex with her corpse and then chopping her up we have the kid who is relentlessly bullied by his classmates and who comes home and beats his mom you see it s all circular deep huh the only decent moment in this horrendous pile of tripe is when the dad murders his son s tormentors it s a good thing this turkey was shot on video because otherwise what a waste of expensive film it would be if that guy who thinks artists ought to be interested in this slop is really serious no wonder most people think artists are insane we saw this lousy movie then put on zero woman the accused oh my god it was a tossup as to which one was worse what is going on in japan these days sick sick sick ,0
one reviewer notes that it does not seem to matter what welles actually says or does he moves you i concur he was and remains a unique force in film more than a triple threat who could act write and direct he had a genius uniquely suited to film one can consider whether in an earlier age he would have been a painter this film certainly reinforces that impression a musician a theatre actor an heir to shakespeare hard to tell but i am very grateful that his time cam with film and he have him captured on film i like the accent i like the face the size the style the mind and the games i love all of his movies and wish there were more i particularly love how other actors interacted with him on film many were never better or at least somehow different with him because he was o firmly there even towards the end when his beauty was ruined perhaps by his own intent he was impossible to ignore and he made every scene he was in rita was a gorgeous blonde a lana turner look alike but perhaps even lovelier and even then the eye goes to welles and one wishes for another minute another film another hour in his company that is why we all wish we could come upon the lost scraps cut from his films because we know we all know that there is not part of him not worthy of our time watch it and be grateful for the chance ,1
errol flynn at his best as robin hood of the west fighting military red tape confederates indians and carpetbagger business crooks singlehanded to his great and final heroic end not to forget the ever reliable o de havilland as lady mary of the west never try to link this story to the facts and the real persons it doesn t work out just enjoy it because nobody ever claimed to make documentaries when raoul walsh and errol flynn co worked ,1
this movie is a little slow in the the beginning for about the first minutes or so but once it kicks in you can t turn it off adam beach and rose mcgowan play the best parts and are great at their acting job you would never be able to guess who the killer is i gave this movie a because at some parts adam beach needs to speak up a little so you can hear what he s saying br br ,1
 kalifornia is one of my all time favourite movies and it easily could be labeled as one of the best psychological thrillers of the s the film has a very stylish surface to it but behind that are a lot of disturbing and honest depictions of homicidal maniacs and the terrifyng violence they inflict upon others one of the film s strongest aspects is it s performances brad pitt is startlingly great as a trailer trash psycho named early pitt potrays his frightening character almost flawlessly juliette lewis is equally as good playing his naive girlfriend her innocence is almost heart breaking kalifornia has a very simple plot to it that goes steadily and slowly forward for about an hour but it suddenly plunges into a harrowing spree of murder as pitt unleashes his psychotic personality there are alot of shocking scenes and it all mounts to a power house climax that will haunt you for days kalifonia is a film that should really be watched for it s intense look at how monstrous a human being can be and not only for it s violence and gore ,1
rather foolish attempt at a hitchcock type mystery thriller improbably exchanging espionage for archaeology and based on the robin cook novel incidentally i’ve recently acquired another adaptation of his work – coma – in honor of the late richard widmark for the record director schaffner had just made the boys from brazil – a similarly fanciful but much more engrossing suspenser and unfortunately sphinx was a false step from which his so far impressive career would not recover br br despite its scope and reasonably decent cast however this one proved a critical and commercial flop – mainly because the narrative just isn’t very thrilling in fact it’s quite dreary feeble attempts at horror – the archaeologist heroine having to put up with entombment rotting corpses galore and even an attack by a flurry of bats – notwithstanding lesley anne down is the lovely leading lady stumbling upon a lost treasure – it’s actually been hidden away by a local sect to prevent it from falling into the hands of foreigners who have appropriated much of the country’s heritage under the pretext of culture for far too long sir john gielgud turns up in a thankless bit early on as the antique dealer who puts down on the way of the loot and pays for this ‘act of treason’ with his life br br typically it transpires that some characters are the opposite of what they claim to be – so that apparent allies such as maurice ronet are eventually exposed as villains while an ambiguous figure frank langella whom i saw at london in early in a west end performance of “frost nixon” which has now been turned into a film goes from down’s antagonist to her lover and back again as he determines to keep the wealth belonging to egyptian high priest menephta a national treasure ,0
 bend it like beckham is a film that got very little exposure here in the united states it was probably due to the fact that the movie was strongly british in dialogue and terminology and dealt a lot with football soccer here which some may have trouble relating too in the u s it s unfortunate because this movie is absolutely fantastic and deserved much more coverage over here i think the basis of the storyline following a dream is something many people can relate to and in the end bend it like beckham proves to be a good feeling film with a source of inspiration and really good acting i was not overly excited about seeing this film initially but now i regret not seeing it sooner i highly recommend this movie ,1
i saw this once probably like most people my age back in the s i understand the dissatisfaction with the final product by both families but this is a great movie it was a great opera but as a film it is wonderful this film should be released at least to video other generations can gain an appreciation of great music and story telling the cast was made up of some of the greatest black actors ever most have now passed away only sidney p is still with us please don t wait until he is gone and the film as all old film does becomes unusable do to the ravages of time again this is a great film which is something that one does not see very often today if at all ,1
this is the best series of its type i ve seen all year i can t help thinking it s just my luck a series i love gets episodes and more next year and the constant stream of cookie cutter cop shows get never ending episodes br br i think the reasons new tricks succeeds are many the scripts are good and the mix of characters superb the acting is top flight and the blend of comedy and drama works a treat the stories aren t all that memorable but that s not the reason i watch shows like this one br br the theme song is a favourite and we were disappointed to find it isn t available in any published edition great stuff bbc a triumph of sense over sex appeal aside from the young constable nobody s there as eye lolly and even if he is he can still act ,1
dreadful acting a thinly veiled attempt to slam those on the left side of the aisle br br women are subjugated and revolve around men tom selleck shows his acting range from a to b ,0
ok i own this dvd i got it new at amazon i mean i think its badass and a pretty cool flick and melissa bale the slutty bitchy girl they pick up is hot as hell the acting sucks and the whole polt just sucks the clown is some huge guy wearing a mask and its disgusting but its ok i wouldn t recommend it if like u wanted to rent a good entertaining flick after a hard days work but if u have nothing else to do and ur obbsessed with this stupid movies like i am watch it sometime and i do not know how artisan dvd has s i c k in its dvd collection s i c k is not good enough to be owned by a half way decent movie company ok well thats all,0
at the beginning i was happy to know about a new superman movie i though that will be great but it wasn t br br is a bad copy of the richard donner work lex is again a villain that makes no more else even played by kevin spice br br the evil plan is the same of the first movie of donner just a lot forced br br the script is predictable and simple all stuff luthor finds in a museum or an old lady br br the story is the wrong thing it must be the kevin smith script and may be it could be better br br i just hope a sequel without brian singer and with a new talent director to do something new and not a copy br br all read you later,0
this would have been my number one movie of the year for except it got beat out by the brilliant jfk this is such a wonderful movie i loved it i love stories where different characters lives intersect with others and how deal with their lives kevin kline is good here but is outshined by danny glover and especially steve martin i ve never much like martin or his style but here he is great i loved the whole speech he gave to kline near the end about the grand canyon the writing was excellent larry kasdan is imo a great dialogue writer along the ways of kevin smith and quentin tarantino here he has formed several three dimensional characters and well thought out storylines and messages that give a positive feel to our lives a truly excellent film out of stars,1
this is a movie about making a movie such movies may be entertaining but they need some substance to do so it did not happen here i am afraid mr coppola did not inherit his father s skills unfortunately neither did his sister who can however make movies which one might watch br br i do wonder how this movie came to get such rave reviews br br let s see the lead male actor supposedly a director is as expressive as a frozen squid and his voice has the same pitch whatever he says the lead female actress has an expression on her face that never changes the plot is totally segmented in bits with perhaps one single connecting element the movie within the movie idea must be more stale than paleolithic rocks would that be enough br br i regretted every single moment i watched this movie a walk with the dog is far superior entertainment to this unbelievably lame movie it s as if a françois truffaut plot were directed by dick cheney br br brazil some other classic sf movies you must be really joking ,0
this film is too skeletal it s a fairly low budget film i hope which excuses it somewhat but the lack of a decent cast and a fleshed out plot hurts it too much phillips is quite believable in his role as a torn apart son of a well off family who s searching for himself though his family is er well a little too white but the rest of the cast is grasping at straws every moment that has potential is ruined by excessive melodrama and there are way too many sub plots which is an obvious sign of plot deficiency they needed filler i wouldn t recommend this film to anyone who isn t either a hard core phillips fan or who has absolutely nothing to do ,0
reading the book i felt once again drawn into castle rock needful things being the final part of the rock trilogy and the plot was a variant on the demon comes to small redneck village type story king likes to tell the characters were all described in loving detail and it made both a good psychological and gory horror the film on the other hand is awful gone are the character interactions and clever plot and replaced by a story that tries to be exciting but misses by a mile if you haven t read the book then you might enjoy this else avoid at all costs as with most films of king s books ,0
the excruciatingly slow pace of this film was probably the director s express intention in order to convey what life was like growing up as a village teen in china however i found the combination of the glacially slow plot and the general filming style so impersonal as to be totally alienating particularly to a western audience at times i actually had trouble telling some characters apart as they were filmed from such a distance two hours in and i was totally past caring as someone who is not only interested in music but is also very into the history and culture of china and is by the way no stranger to chinese cinema i couldn t engage with a single character and found nothing to get my teeth into it begs the question if i disliked it who on earth would like it give me zhang yimou give me chen kaige give me the work of just about any other chinese director i ve ever seen this sorry effort just doesn t measure up at all i d be sorry to see chinese cinema judged against this benchmark ,0
like many others have commented before me here i have to say that this movie is bad but not the worst i ve seen there will be no direct references to movie plots or sequences in this comment because i hate spoilers br br i got a feeling i was watching an episode of a tv show or something where they had gotten a hold of some extra to spend on cgi i ve seen worse of those all in all it is quite an insult to the viewer at least if you have any knowledge about computers and or technology at all there are just too many of these moments of insults to make me feel comfortable and i found myself just begging for it all to end fast halfway through in addition there are countless easy way out scenarios which also is an insult to your intelligence as a thinking human being br br this movie absolutely fades in comparison to the old wargames and i think it s a damn shame they even got to call it a sequel br br two stars from me because of one thing and one thing only the actors performances aren t half bad considering the regurgitated crap of a script they had to work with still they should never have signed on to this movie not really a career move but i guess we all have bills to pay br br to those of you who gave this movie top score you have to be on the studio s payroll or something that s my only explanation br br to all who haven t seen this one by all means watch it and make up your own mind but lower your expectations to the floor and then some ,0
being the only movie i was able to see at this year s nordische filmtage at lübeck this year s festival will be remembered as a all time low for me br br this movie which was announced as an erotic thriller is nothing more than a sick piece of crap excuse the language but there aren t any decent words to describe it br br first of all the actors are not the best but even better actors would not have rescued the movie e g the plot after the first minutes it was quite clear that john was sick the neighbour girls were not real and that he killed his first girlfriend the so called sex scene was nothing else but disgusting hitting each other until blood flows for me hasn t anything to do with sexuality but unfortunately that were not the only disgusting images to be shown everything else was copied by other directors like e g lynch but of course without their geniality br br so to summarize the whole film and to save other viewers time and money guy loses girlfriend girlfriend turns back home guy kills girlfriend and becomes mad afterwards guy imagines hot but crazy neighbour girls guy has very disgusting sex with one of them or so he thinks in the end he realizes he is crazy and his girlfriend and her new lover lay in his apartment all the time bad story bad actors pictures that make you want to vomit br br out of point for the fact that you realize how good you can understand norwegian if you learned swedish at least one benefit of the evening and you can t choose points here ,0
 and i love it lots of special effects and for a movie that s not made on mega budget this movie really does great job of creating a fantasy masterpiece i m one of the guys who didn t understand the story at all but this was still a great flick to watch it s definitely up there in standards surpassing bored of the rings and on par with movies like harry potter which is saying a lot for a movie again made on a fraction of the budget of these international hits br br one thing i really love about this movie is that it so stretches the envelope of adventure movie to come out of hong kong the topic is exotic and original production quality is unlike anything seen coming out of hk for fantasy action movie and acting is great br br one of the best movies to come out of hong kong this is the infernal affairs of hong kong fantasy movie and i hope they ll continue working in this area until they surpass hollywood adventure movies br br just fantastic ,1
in this movie joe pesci slams dunks a basketball joe pesci br br and being consistent the rest of the script is equally not believable br br pesci is a funny guy which saves this film from sinking int the absolute back of the cellar but the other roles were pretty bad the father was a greedy businessman who valued money more than people which wasn t even well played instead of the man being an archetypal villain he seemed more like an amoral android programmed to make money at all costs then there s the token piece that is assigned to pesci as a girlfriend or something i don t even remember she was that forgettable br br anyone who rates this movie above a or is a paid member of some sort of film studio trying to up the reputation of this sunken film or at least one of those millions of media minions who can t critique efficiently you know the people who feel bad if they give anything a mark below br br stay away far away and shame on comedy central where i saw this film they usually pick better ,0
i saw this movie in blockbuster and thought it might be a good sunday evening movie when there is nothing else to do so i bought it used dvds for although it was cheap my money would have been better spent on a nail to drive through my foot br br the film started out nicely kinda dark and mysterious i was always enthralled with vampire and samurai movies as a kid i thought the combo would be really cool the first fight scene was pretty cool i was excited for the rest of the movie then the movie took a serious nose dive br br i understand that this was a big hit in the east i guess because of the twins i don t see it though this movie aside from the first minutes was absolutely horrible so many movies in this genre have the potential to be great and blow it terribly this is just another casualty br br jacki chan s role in this film doesn t make any sense at all whyyyyyyyy complete silliness he probably made a few bucks off it though br br the only cool thing in this movie are the swords they use nice idea br br i wouldn t recommend this movie to anyone ,0
i made a big mistake going to see this film that s the lottery of going to see films i guess after five minutes you just knew it was going to be a clunker and i fought quite hard to stay in my seat the old lose two hours of your life kind of feeling br br the fundamental problem is that without even mentioning the whole historical accuracy thread of reviews the script is achingly painful bad br br the first thirty minutes could have been spread out to an hour to give a plausible real plot development instead it lurched from from one undramatic dramatic event to the next having the girl cry at the start of the film makes no sense because the audience has no emotional attachment to anything at this point and that whole walking off into the sunset through the long grass field at the end what the hell was that about br br not even the excellent ed harris could save this one you could almost feel his pain at some of the lines he had to utter the most fabulously awful one was for no apparent reason he stares at the girl as she copies his work in his apartment she looks up it all goes a bit fuzzy romantic kind a lighting or am i dreaming and he says with authority in his voice br br wash me br br and she gets up and washes him with a sponge wash me wtf that s hilarious br br and then there was the music the long extended session when it was just beethoven conducting and the th symphony pouring out of the surround sound in the cinema and the choir waiting waiting standing there silently for what seems like forever and then finally launching into enormous sound it was spine chillingly wonderful and dare i say it it brought tears to my eyes br br so that is where the film picked up two stars the only part of the film where beethoven got to say exactly what he wanted to say br br and i believed him ,0
 that maybe someday people will wake up to people who can resist the urge to separate each and everything and who see the s for what they were people who can see that it was the individuals who made those times not the other way around br br the forrest gump comparison is a good one both films look at the s but four friends is about human beings as opposed to caricatures ff delves deeply into the very thing that fg quite successfully tries to condense and classify as nothing more than a backdrop but while gump files the s away in an attic like old toys in a box four friends picks up and embraces each toy thus blurring the lines between what you hold dearly and what you are br br if you associate romance with shoe polish you ll hate this film ,1
the film was disappointing i saw it on broadway with bernadette peters and she was outstanding maybe as she herself graps on to the end of her musical career her condtion of desperatation lands her in role that she flaunts re invents and triumps as her own bette s singing is always belted always flat and lacking to show her ability as an actress to be entertaining this performance was dying for a stronger lead and a stronger cast so that the others would be memorable in bette s absence another criticism she smiles directly into the camera every time she start singing i know it is musical theater but please leave some grace sociale middler cannot perform like liza or streisand might in a retrospective tour out of character and out of context ,0
the arrival of white men in arctic canada challenges the freedom of a fearless eskimo hunter br br w s van dyke mgm s peripatetic director was responsible for this fascinating look at life in the arctic among the inuit his production was on location filming from april until november although some annoying rear projection effects show that some of the shooting took place back at the studio while considered a documentary at the time we would likely term it a docudrama as it is scripted with an intriguing plot storyline br br the film shows the daily life of the eskimo both winter summer and in fact starts in the warmer time of the year without any snow or ice in sight the constant striving for food is depicted and the viewer gets to watch the exciting hunts for walrus polar bear whale caribou the native language is used throughout with the use of title cards the only english is spoken by the fishermen mounties encountered by the eskimo in fact it is the arrival of white men both good bad and the change they make on eskimo society which is a major element in the narrative br br this pre code film deals in a refreshingly frank manner with the eskimo moral code particularly with their practice of wife sharing which was an important and completely innocent part of their culture in fact the entire film can be appreciated as a valuable look at a way of life which was rapidly disappearing even in the early s br br none of the cast receives screen credit which is a shame as there are some notable performances foremost among them is that of ray wise playing the leading role of mala the eskimo wise was an alaskan native of inuit ancestry and is absolutely splendid and perfectly believable in what was a very demanding part as handsome as any hollywood star he would continue acting using the name of ray mala in a sporadic film career often in tiny unbilled roles br br lovely japanese hawaiian actress lotus long plays mala s loyal second wife the names of the fine actresses playing his other two wives are now obscure director woody van dyke steps in front of the cameras as a strict north west mounted police inspector the two decent hearted mounties who must deliver mala to canadian justice are played by joe sawyer edgar dearing both longtime movie character actors danish author peter freuchen upon whose books the film was based has a short vivid role of an evil wooden legged sea captain who unwisely rouses mala s icy wrath ,1
at first i hadn t read the novel so far and i hadn t hear anything about the author yet but as i casually saw this movie i was totally captive by the story already as the jewish watchman primary said that he knows no one who have a bad conscience about the war except from howard w campbell junior was such amazing objective and dissociates from simply moralizing the war terrific and the fictitious story about the most effective spy for the usa in wwii who have lost everything that was important for his life is wonderful emotional transcribed this is the best story about the duality of humanity i ve ever heard about the questions this movie is introducing are in my opinion very important for our society when does someone bear the guilt of something what is guilt who is a hero and who is a felon what is important in our life can you live without paying attention to the political changes is the protagonist guilty or not these questions are more up to date than in the last years this is a must see for everyone who have to think about the acception of war this movie is a must see for everyone who meditate what matters in life and what doesn t ,1
i went to see glenn mcquaid s i sell the dead in it s north american premiere at the toronto after dark film festival seeing as this is the second showing worldwide i didn t quite know what to expect of this film especially having not seen the short film that inspired this big screen adaptation br br i ll start off with a slightly more elaborate plot synopsis without giving away any spoilers br br this movie is about arthur blake how he became a grave robber and the interesting and supernatural discoveries that both he and his mentor discovered br br the costume and set design in this film were excellent i was amazed to hear that the entire film was shot in and around new york the costumes were very accurate to the time really bringing you as a viewer into the mindset of the time this movie works just as well as a period piece as it does a horror comedy br br the interaction between the two leads was very fluid they played off each others acting with ease the dialogue between the two was very well written with glenn adding his comedic touch even in tense situations br br the story is very encompassing and the ball gets rolling from the very start i d compare it to a visual page turner always wondering just what will happen next the characters themselves are all very vivid and unique adding different emotional layers to the film itself br br all in all i recommend this film for anyone in the mood for some dark humour with a bit of horror mixed in br br ,1
ok plain and simple if you are a fan of the other tomb raider games yes even aod keep away from legend br br it is without doubt the most disappointing tr game yet it looks very nice it sounds very nice but it is totally unplayable and i ve given up i feel like i ve been robbed by eidos br br it s very simple tr was a pc game before anything else you control lara using the keyboard in tomb raider games the controls were standard in aod they were tacky but still the same general control sequences in legend they have changed her movement and control methods completely and she is totally uncontrollable br br i have seen comments elsewhere from people who say use the mouse no why should i others say use a gamepad no why should i others say but this has been the standard for rd person controls for years well i don t care it is not the standard for any other tr game so why mess with it oh i know because they couldn t care less about their original loyal fan base they want to cash in on the new kids who hadn t even heard of the series until the movies came out and make lots more money pathetic br br my advice to any serious tr fan is keep away from this game and if you do buy it complain to eidos i have seen masses of other posts mainly on the eidos forums from people telling them how rubbish it is perhaps they will listen ,0
when it comes to movies i am generally easily entertained and not very critical but must say that this movie was one big flop from the start i gave it minutes and then rewound it what a waste of some great talent i was very disappointed with this movie as it was not what i expected ,0
this is a hard movie to come by in the us but if you can find it and you re interested in the life and music of percy aldridge grainger you re in for a treat it s quite historically accurate richard roxborough s grainger looks astoundingly like grainger at this period in time emily woof s karen holten is quite a bit prettier than the real karen but that was an inaccuracy i was happy to discover i think what really struck me though was how well roxborough captured grainger s outrageous personality barbara hershey s rose was also a treasure if she looks considerably younger than rose did at that period it is more than made up for in how well she captured rose s obsession with percy it s an easy film to recommend i should note that when she saw passion my wife had no particular affinity for or knowledge of grainger and his music but she was totally captivated by the film ,1
right away this film was ridiculous not that it didn t have redeeming aspects for example the best thing about this film was the beautiful background scenery anyone not living on the east coast should know the south doesn t have beautiful mountains like those found in the west i knew it was utah right off the bat but perhaps dalton couldn t suppress his english accent so they had to excuse it by saying this was a southern town subverting his accent into a southern one was easier sure the film has plot twists but its phony sense of place was something i couldn t get past it s not like utah doesn t have meth labs so why the writers thought it necessary to pretend it was in the south is beyond me br br one other thing in action pictures always puzzles me why do they always make the cocking sound effect when the character pulls out an automatic handgun it seemed every other sound effect in this movie was a chuk chich signifying a mm was loaded and ready to fire of course the weapons already had rounds chambered so this was unnecessary br br lastly the pyrotechnics were way over the top but hey this film was targeted to a certain market segment i suppose it s too bad each of the actors can act but this film was lame ,0
the writer director of this film obviously doesn t know anything about film i think the dp on this project was tied up and replaced with a monkey because every seen was either too dark or had the hotter hot spots than the sun br br the story was awful the characters were very one dimensional for someone to have said that this film was made for poker fans and not film fans that someone is kidding their self it was probably the writer director no poker fan in this world likes this movie even your money man hates this project to go into a casino and play a few hands doesn t give you the experience to write about poker keep your day job and if it s playing poker then you must be hurt n ,0
i usually try to construct reasonably well argued critiques of films but i can not believe this got past the script stage the dialogue is appalling the acting very dodgy the accents just awful and the direction and pacing is scrappy at best br br i don t remember the last time i saw a film quite this bad joseph fiennes pretty as he is might just have killed his career as quickly as it started br br the island of doctor moreau was no worse than this garbage ,0
the running man is often dismissed as being just another arnie action thriller full of explosions bad puns and gunfire and to be fair there is a lot of that in it people used to look at it and compare it to the terminator series saying it was one of the poorer schwarzenegger films br br but give it years and you find yourself being able to appreciate it in a different light rather than just being another brainless action film it works very well as a parody of reality tv it is quite different to the stephen king book true but i doubt whether hollywood with its love of upbeat endings and so called ordinary guys who turned out to have the skills of a trained commando would have accepted it in its current form br br but on with the review br br ben richards arnold schwarzenegger is a cop working in a dystopian united states where democracy is a thing of the past and the entire country is ruled by a government media conglomerate amalgamation the economy is in tatters food is scarce and the state keeps people distracted by producing sadistic gameshows for them to watch like jumping for dollars where people jump for money over a pit of rabid dogs and the most popular one is the running man a gameshow hosted by the slimy damian killian played by the entertaining richard dawson where supposed criminals are hunted down by theatrical pro wresting esquire stalkers br br some however try and speak up against the government when a group of hungry people hold a protest in the town of bakersfield california a helicopter piloted by richards is sent to calm i e kill the protest when richards refuses to fire on innocent people he is arrested and framed for the murder of the people in the crowd he is sentenced to a slave labour camp but escapes with the aid of a resistance leader yaphet kotto and goes on the run br br however his freedom does not last long and after he kidnaps network employee amber mendez marita conchita alonso in an attempt to escape those pursuing him he finds himself taken prisoner again but this time he is forced to appear on the running man br br and there of course the entire film kicks into standard arnie mode richards is launched into the post apocalyptic wasteland of los angeles why is la always destroyed in these dystopian worlds and forced to run from the stalkers along with two other prisoners who escaped from the labour camp with him amber also becomes curious about richards protestations of innocence and discovers he was framed guess what happens to her then so as amber richards and the two other guys run around trying to avoid the stalkers we soon become aware that richards is no ordinary cop he s super arnie the unkillable one man army who can collapse evil corporate dictatorships and fight obese men covered in christmas lights all while being just your average american guy with an austrian accent br br yes the remainder of the film becomes dumb loud classic s arnie fun there s a lot of exciting fight sequences the trademark dreadful puns he had to split being my favourite and the general formulaic final confrontation and happy ending it s a lot of fun watching killian react to it in the typical wholesome gameshow host way as well and some of the funniest moments in the show revolve around the contrast between his interactions with the crowd as the seemingly benevolent host watch out for the cursing old lady and the cold cyncial man he is in reality who will do anything to increase ratings br br if you expect a high brow intelligent film you ll be disappointed but if you want a great s flick well this is it but the great thing about this film is it was quite prophetic br br if you look at the entertainment we have today you ll have noticed the way reality tv is going nowadays shows featuring people willing to put themselves through anything for five minutes of fame and producers all too willing to let them humiliate themselves on tv it s not too far a leap to imagine that some vile tv exec out there has been trying to get the right to show people be executed live on tv we ve already had that however with the ghoulish al qaida hostage beheading videos posted on the internet it seems that in the current climate at least some people are perfectly fine with watching real death on their television sets br br with that in mind and coupled with the fact that everything these days appears to be a revival of the s you have to be impressed by the far sightedness of this film of course we haven t reached there yet as it s terrorists rather than the mainstream media who have bought us easily available programs featuring real human death but you just have to wonder how long it is before some exec decides to see if he can find a way of pitching a show that combines people s desire for entertainment and desire to indulge their morbid curiosity ,1
i understand that this movie is made for kids and as a parent i have sat through many movies that don t particularly hold my interest but i can appreciate from a constructive point of view in how it is being received by my children parents are supposed to be encouraged after all to take part in their children s activities and to monitor the quality of the entertainment that they view so there should be something that appeals to an adult audience on some level even in children s movies disney has always understood this which is why it is so hard to fathom how it could allow such a complete piece of drek to bear their name br br technically the sound editing is horrible and all dialog sounds over dubbed and unnatural personally i hate that but it was doubly awful considering the dialog itself seemed as though it was written by a year old for a school project the acting reminded me of a school play and none of the child actors had any range of emotion in their voices thankfully it was a very short movie br br now before i come off like a video geek measuring a kids movie with an adult yard stick the one thing that can save even the worst children s movie is a positive message far be it from me to determine how a message has to be delivered so long as the right one is let us take a walk through this film to see what messages are given br br if you are lost don t worry you will inevitably find your way home br br approach wild animals without any fear br br you can win any competition just because you know you can br br and my favorite the final message left in the film br br it s okay to disobey authority figures and do what you think is right ,0
onstage john osborne s adaptation of picture of dorian gray is a fine tribute to oscar wilde s talents as both novelist and playwright on screen with some editing it becomes a bit sloppy due to the cutting of crucial scenes from the play one being an important scene between basil and henry showing that time has passed the acting however is brilliant sir john gielgud return s to his wilde roots as lord henry and although about a decade too old for the role he totally becomes the enigmatic life loving cad and cynic that wilde brought to life so meticulously in his novella jeremy brett is also strong offering a touching portrait of the anguished artist basil hallward peter firth while not originally my vision of dorian handles the role with style and grace and later with a convincing strain of cruelty the supporting cast is equally fine gielgud s former importance of being earnest co star gwen francon davies plays his philanthropic aunt agatha with dignity and judi bowker makes a touching sybil vane the wit pathos and tension of wilde s work have been remarkably transferred to the screen my only other qualm is with the hair styles many of them seemed out of place looking more like s versions of victorian hairdos rather than the actual style overall however the acting and writing elevates this production to a high level of small screen excellence ,1
this film is exactly what you get when you really over stretch your abilities it s like someone who has just passed there driving test and then pitting them in a formula grand prix not i might add the us grand prix as everyone might pull out due to dodgy tyres and you might just win that is how far short this film falls now don t take this the wrong way i love b movies around half my collection is made of b movies but i don t think there are enough letters in the alphabet to describe how bad this film is br br first of the story for a b movie isn t that bad it has potential there to make a b movie brand were not talking friday th potential but potential none the less but what really lets this film down is the acting at not one second do i believe anything it s like watching qvc except the presenters on qvc tend to have a heavier tan br br in summary i d like to say i ve seen worse films but i can t ,0
 balance of terror is still one of the best star trek episodes ever made it was inspired by the film enemy below starring robert mitchum a movie that deals with a cat and mouse game between two captains during world war ii in this episode captain kirk and his crew play similar game with a romulan vessel this is the program that famously introduces the war hungry romulans who are distant relatives of the vulcans it is an incredibly suspenseful episode tightly constructed for maximum effect it is also interesting to see how the episode contains a series of subplots that add extra layers of meaning to the story mark lenard makes his star trek debut as the romulan captain he will later play spock s father ambassador sarek a must see episode ,1
what is most striking about this semi musical set in s berlin is the marvelous cinematography and editing it s top of the line from first national in these departments the story is mildly engaging and similar to the plots of miller s other two films sunny sally where working girl is romanced by rich boy with family disapproval complications and final clinch all the four musical numbers are bunched at the beginning of the film and we go for a long stretch without any further musical buoyancy miller sings parts of i think of baby and reprises because of you there are also don t ever be blue and though you re not the first one br br miller here is very engaging and delightful quite reminiscent of irene dunne in manner and delivery sad she does not dance as that is her forte sally remains her finest film with this trailing as second and the rather poor sunny a vastly inferior runner up her life was tragically cut short by a sinus infection before the days when hospitals and antibiotics made such tragedies preventable it s worth visiting these films though to see ziegfeld s top star of the twenties ,0
honore de balzac s genuinely bizarre short story on which this was loosely based gets an unsettling albeit breathtakingly filmed treatment here as a sort of forbidden love blossoms over a period of time between man and beast in the early part of the nineteenth century thin and very blonde english actor ben daniels plays the role of a young soldier during the napoleonic wars who gets lost whilst escorting an exiled french painter across the rugged dangerous landscapes of the gobi desert after literally going around in circles the two men give up ever trying to reach civilization again thus each decides against better judgment mind you to go their separate ways with the promise of both returning to the same exact spot when and if a water source is actually found this is of course how daniels character comes to encounter the creature a wild and untamed female leopard and eventually form a seemingly unbreakable bond or rather love with it that both saves his life and nearly destroys it by film s end the exquisite cinematography minimalist dialog somewhat demented story which arguably hints at possible bestiality in about three scenes are what ultimately lead professional critics to pan the film as pretentious and overlong rubbish while it is a film that isn t exactly for all tastes mind you i find it to be a subtle though decidedly left of center mixture of fantasy with a surreal and sumptuous atmosphere highlighted by the fact that for more than half of the flick actor ben daniels is forced to perform opposite a wild animal four leopards were actually used as opposed to just the one which plain common sense and a slight knowledge of theatrics dictates that it must have been a maddening and very difficult job that he managed to pull off quite brilliantly if you ask me overall i think that passion in the desert takes a while to warm up to but if you re a patient person who is willing to give it some time it does in fact cast it s uniquely original spell over you in spite of everything and unlike most platonic human and animal relationship stories it need not require a talking pig monkey or shaggy dog to keep your interest throughout out of ,1
i suspect there s some revisionist history going on here but one definitely comes away with the feeling that patrice lumumba was a trouble maker who incited his people to violence from the moment the congo declared independence his inability to control his people and his decision to bring in soviet help to get his military back in line was obviously what got the united states involved and led to his assassination however by replacing him with mobutu the united states didn t solve anything they made the situation just as bad well acted with excellent cinematography and a rousing score definitely worth seeing ,1
i saw this series in in london tv and was blown away like another user commented this is what i would have liked to see when i first watched jurassic park life and death of dinosaurs in their natural habitat as a documentary the cg are very lifelike and the diversity of dinosaurs and habitats shown makes it also very educational br br the series takes everything factually known about dinosaurs adds a lot of good ideas on what it could have been to make up what then looks like a documentary series what i missed was some small bar graph constantly in one corner of the screen moving between fiction and fact along with the narration and the pictures because you often wonder how much is educated guessing and how much is pure fantasy br br to some clues on facts fiction you have to see the minute making of which is not only very educational about the cg process and collecting and including the paleontologists knowledge into the series but which also is very funny dinosaurs smoking cigarettes and complaining about cg animators br br i highly recommend to watch this series before going into the upcoming disney dinosaur movie or watching any jurassic park like movie again it will surely make you much more critical towards those movies the disney trailers looked especially bad ,1
before this the flawed slaughterhouse five was the best but this screen adaptation of mother night is very true to the book and keeps the comedy mystery and tragedy intent thankfully it wasn t hollywood ized or idiotized a la the movie of breakfast of champions another good thing about this movie is that you don t have to be familiar with the book to follow it as i think you do for slaughterhouse five that s probably true of breakfast of champions also but they did such a bad job of that you re better off just reading the book and not seeing the movie nick nolte did an excellent job in this film ,1
to me anatomie is certainly one of the better movies i have seen i don t think anatomie was primarily intended to be a horror movie but a movie questioning the ethics of science if you watch it with that in mind it turns into a really good film the only annoying bit was the awful voice dubbing for the english version how can you expect any non german person to listen to these unbearable german accents for two hours let native english speakers do the talking or use subtitles instead ,1
mary lou is a slut whose spirit seeks revenge on those who let her come to her fiery doom back in br br well the movie mainly takes place in the movie falls into the s trap of weird stupid special effects including some weird demented looking rocking horse br br anyway mary lou s spirit does bad things to people and tries to take over one person s body whether or not she succeeds you ll have to watch to find out br br anyway the movie is largely boring and based around a bunch of worthless characters this also isn t really a sequel the only thing in common with the first is the name of the high school it has the avg horror flick fall backs gore pointless nudity knocks against the catholic church basic stuff boring movie br br the acting is decent enough to give it a out of you can waste your time doing something else ,0
just can t watch this bit too many times it s full of true enthusiasm and cleverness mickey mouse had in his first years nowadays mickey is an smart ass little whiner when compared this steamboat willie always makes me smile at least the ending where mickey laughs after hitting a parrot with a potato animation is very nice and although steamboat willie has no dialog the music is enough for it br br imho if this bit doesn t deserve then any cartoon doesn t not only because it s a true classic but also because it s so full of joy and it s always fun to watch ,1
elizabeth taylor never could act at all and she was just her usual annoying untalented self in this film this was before she got so fat but she still looked very short and dumpy rock hudson was ok as bick benedict but clearly an actor with more range like william holden would have been better james dean certainly proved he knew how to mumble his way through a movie the whole film is incredibly slow and goes on for far too long the actors were all too young and lightweight and none of them aged convincingly due to the poor make up hudson looked ridiculous just being padded out and dean and carroll baker were obviously the same age br br ,0
a funny comedy from beginning to end there are several hilarious scenes but it s also loaded with many subtle comedic moments which is what made the movie for me creative story line with a very talented cast i thoroughly enjoyed it ,1
there is somewhere in here the makings of a decent if routine sf story it is thwarted by several factors first the actor is just awful even the competent actors are awful the dialog is wooden and stilted the plot plods along predictably this seems less like a finished movie than actors going through a walk through extremely disappointing ,0
bonjour monsieur shlomi is simply a wonderful film writer director shemi zarhin has created a story unlike any other and cast it with such consistently fine actors that it remains a puzzle to me that this film has not become an audience favorite throughout the world it is intelligent emotional edifying and warm entertaining and in all categories it is a winner shlomi oshri cohen in a brilliantly understated performance is a year old lad who takes care of his highly dysfunctional family his mother esti zakheim is about as distasteful a shrew as ever concocted and in a constant state of ill temper because of her husband cheated on her and because she is stuck working double shifts to support her ailing father in law ariek elias who as shlomi s grandfather is a bright funny wise loving old man who deeply cares for shlomi a married sister ziva rotem abuhab who periodically moves back in to the house because of constant spats with her husband who doesn t help her care for their infant twin sons his brother sasi assi cohen whose life is loud electric guitars braggadocio about female conquests and the favorite son of his mother stir this mixture and the result is the penultimate dysfunctional family unit shlomi cooks gourmet meals for them shops cleans house runs errands bathes and cares for this grandfather and in general leads a life of submission to a family that views him as a retard shlomi longs for a girlfriend and practically fails his school because of his lack of time devoted to caring for his family and a lack of concentration serendipitously his math teacher begin nisso keavia notes his natural mathematic genius on a discarded test and with the aid of the headmaster yigal nair the two encourage him to be tested and discover that he is a genius with dyslexia and arrange for him to try for a special school in haifa shlomi s mother will hear none of it but between fights with shlomi s absentee father albert iluz and confrontations with the teacher and headmaster they finally consent to his testing for the school meanwhile shlomi discovers a girl his age rona aya koren who has moved in next door and gradually the two become intertwined in a physical and intellectual relationship always in the background is the support of shlomi s grandfather and when the grandfather dies shlomi sets off on the journey to live his life for himself to realize his gifts to find his happiness the manner in which the family comes to grips with this is the peak of the movie and need not be revealed for the sake of loosing the power of the message the film is beautifully photographed the musical score is creatively lovely and the final result is one of exaltation of the human spirit highly recommended on every level in hebrew with english subtitles ,1
this movie is a must for all people that enjoy soccer as an art what strikes first about this movie about a soccer world cup is the way it is filmed besides following the play like a tv broadcast there is generous footage dedicated to follow individual players in the games this brings forward the emotions and situations these men go through as they attempt to reach glory today s tv broadcasting style so different than that of is still inferior in quality compared to this movie br br the players are not the only stars the audience the referees the journalists covering the matches and the environment itself all play a central role in the development of what today is history in this movie you can see how all these factors play together in a very explicit way in that regard today s tv broadcasting style has not yet reached this level of quality although it is now much closer than before br br there are several highlighted players maradona argentina elkjaer and laudrup denmark francescoli uruguay platini france lineker england rummenigge germany butrague o spain socrates brazil and sanchez mexico br br this movie is not a collection of the best soccer moves of mexico although most of them are well covered across all the movie there is a stress for presenting several aspects of the game and the competition itself based on the progress of these players and teams even at the cost of skipping relevant plays of the games themselves this is what makes this movie so interesting and unique br br because of what happened because of referees during mexico much of the comments about this movie and world cup are extremely maradona biased much of these comments do not take into account that there is a referee and two linesmen that they are as human as the players and that all of the abovementioned make mistakes one way or the other soccer rules do not allow referees to use tv based replays to make decisions so for the most part referees have to decide on what they perceive as a consequence referees play an active part in the development of a game their influence can be seen in several parts of this movie br br the sequel movie for the world cup compared to this one is just a source of bitter disappointment much of it comes from the fact that it became too involved in the game whereas this movie tells things from a more distant unbiased point of view ,1
the performances in this movie were fantastic the dialogue was great jason patric delivered a fantastic performance as kid collins in this wonderful adaptation of the jim thompson novel far superior to the grifters which was a good movie this film really stayed true to the pulp fiction film noir roots from which the story came i recommend this movie to all film noir fans ,1
i wanted to like this film i really did it s got some good actors but ultimately it falls flat it tries too hard to be funny in some places the daughters over zealous cooking attempts over reaches in others the scene where they clean up someone s yard so he agrees to join the team and has some scenes that while mildly interesting are really just filler all the work scene s and i didn t find the villians intimidating or worth hating so much as i found them to be childishly annoying br br i ve met people like those in the film while playing church ball and i will say the referee s are spot on still in the end i really didn t care all that much about the characters or their quest for church ball glory maybe because they were all so one dimensional which i might not have minded so much if the film were funnier or seemed to flow a little more smoothly overall br br kurt hale and halestorm entertainment has made some good films but this is not one of them ,0
this espionage melodrama has a nice almost promising cast and should have been very atmospheric there is a will or an intention of atmosphere—and also a want or a lack of it br br sheen plays a dissident who now activates as an agent he is a loner loved by women but haughty mrs fossey is his mistress neill plays the gallant generous chivalrous soviet agent br br sheen and neill are both essentially annoying finlay does a cameo and so do other known actors mrs fossey is hot but then again she always is br br i will be your true friend and break it to you—the flick is low on suspense and on excitement it s trite and quite boring the good thing is that you get to see mrs fossey naked other than that lukewarm derivative espionage exploitation ,0
weak stale tired cliched wants to be basic instinct but misses opportunity after opportunity for fresh perspectives new insights insipid trite grotesque and without the possibly redeeming value of brevity oh wait it was only minutes long it must have just seemed a lot longer i d rather clean bus station toilets with my toothbrush than have to sit through this again i m expressing an opinion here i guess this means i didn t like it ,0
man was this hard to watch it was not at all funny not well made and it had no point or plot to it whatsoever the acting was horrible it was not well made at all it looked like a bunch of kids my age were just screwing around and making a pointless movie it is by far the absolute worst broken lizard movie if you are a broken lizard movie like myself you will disappointed and bored to your death please skip this pointless movie about ugly guys looking for chicks you will not regret m advice by the way don t say you didn t find this review helpful just because you didn t agree with it thats stupid like this movie the only ok scene was when the main guy was playing rugby and got beat the crap out of i liked that cause i found his character pretty damn annoying ,0
just watched this movie and it s not bad there are a few tense moments and not a lot of long dialog strings comes off as fairly intelligent fastpaced almost like documentary style this movie will evoke some nostalgia and a bit of cold war paranoia with cars street scenes and life in the s the acting is fairly solid and at minutes run time it goes by at a good pace an atomic era film buff shouldn t miss this one ,1
i thought that mukhsin has been wonderfully written its not just about entertainment there s tonnes of subtle messages that i think yasmin was trying to bring across and yes it might be confusing to some of you especially if you didn t watch sepet and or gubra for times br br i bet u noticed how they use characters from the two movies before right its really ironic how the characters relate like the bossy neighbour is that prostitute from gubra and the chick at the snooker pad turns out to be the religious and wife of the pious man in the future br br and i absolutely love the voice overs its crude yet awakeningly fresh like when they took a shot of the rumah tumpangan gamin signboard then there was suddenly mukhsin s voice saying bismillahhirrahmannirrahim the scene when he climbed the tree br br it captured malaysian s attitude and in some mild way sniggering at how pathetic it is portrayed in the character for example even the kids can be really sharp tongued complete with the shrill annoying voice and simply bad mouth ppl all movie long and how you can be such a busybody and talk about ppl when ur own life isn t sorted out br br all i can say is this movie totally reached my expectation if not exceeded it br br it kept me glued to the screen i couldn t even take my eyes off it not even to make out in the cinema ha ha ,1
what irving thalberg did in making this film today would never be attempted again making a chinese story with occidental players even if they are of the caliber of paul muni luise rainer charley grapewin and walter connolly among others br br perhaps it s partly because the story was written by a westerner pearl buck who got a pulitzer prize for her novel in ms buck daughter of chinese missionaries probably brought china closer to the consciousness of america than any other person not the political struggles of china but the lives and toil of the every day people we find in the good earth unfortunately later on pearl buck became an apologist for the kuomintang china of chiang kai shek in all its virtues and excesses the rest of her literary output never matched the good earth br br in the sundowners there is a great description of comparing china to australia by peter ustinov when asked the difference ustinov said china was very big and very full and australia was very big and very empty that s what you see in the good earth china very big and very full of people more than she can deal with at times br br the good earth tells the story of wang lung paul muni as a young man who purchases a wife from a large house where she was a slave the woman o lan luise rainer bears him two sons and sees him through all the good times and bad they have drought famine revolution and a climatic locust plague br br luise rainer won the second of two consecutive oscars for portraying o lan she may have set some kind of record in that it has to be the leading player oscar performance with the least amount of dialog everything she does practically is done with facial expressions her performance could have been on a silent film with very minimal subtitles i think only john mills in ryan s daughter had fewer words and he was playing a mentally retarded man br br muni is not always appreciative of how supportive she is in that male dominated culture rainer helps in the field bears and raises the kids does the housework when muni becomes a man of property he takes a chinese second trophy wife who causes him a lot of grief still rainer stoically bears it all still muni is not a bad man and it s a tribute to the film and his acting and buck s writing that you don t hate him and the culture gap is bridged br br we ve got a group of oriental players now who do more than just kung fu movies i m surprised the good earth of all films has not been remade at this point i ll bet the chinese government would even let some american company do it on an actual location br br till then we ve got this great classic to appreciate and enjoy ,1
how did this become a blockbuster dear god i don t know where to start why this movie sucked too much the movie was predictable there was no originality the only thing i can admire is the acting of some characters the movie was too bright they should have done something with the lighting eg making the environment more darker the make up on certain dead characters made this movie look like a horror flick this is people don t get scared by other people wearing heavy make up most of the horror scenes we re taken from other hollywood or asian horror movies total rip off this is why i don t watch tagalog movies the only reason why so many people screamed while watching this movie is because of conformity how many times do we have to copy scenes from the ring and improvise it that instead of the girl coming out of the tv its now coming from the window next door no matter how you put it its still a rip off if you want a good horror movie go watch the best horror movie listed on this website ,0
this was truly horrible bad acting bad writing bad effects bad scripting bad camera shots bad filming bad characters bad music bad editing bad casting bad storyline bad well you get the idea it was just just what s the word oh yeah bad ,0
while i am not a woman i can enjoy a chick flick if its good this one however is beyond bad you have the by the book story girl is getting divorced boy with issues shows up boom magic happens and his demons are banished as she realizes her life has a new purpose br br now while i can believe that kind of thing might happen i am not an idiot it wouldn t happen over a weekend of geriatric rumpy pumpy it would take time yet here the producers know they only have hour and minutes so they force the changes of the two to happen i suppose a night of getting hammered and a night of gramps and granny going at it like dogs in heat might be enough if you believed romance novels were the gospel but most people don t br br now if that isn t enough the producers remembered that a chick flick needs to make the viewer cry well they tried to make you cry with the two senior citizens getting jiggy with it by failed so how could they hit you again why i know lets kill off one of the characters for no good reason at all except that a random death will surely bring a tear to the eye and now lets have the teen daughter magically bond with heart broken mom for no reason besides the fact that it would be nice completely unreal but who cares br br so there you have it girl find boy boy find love death finds boy and mom cries what a movie not ,0
i am a fan of the nightmare series but this one is horrible the deaths are so trendy if you were to watch this years later the whole nintendo scene is outdated i did like the flashbacks i think they should have just made a prequel about when he was still alive that would have been more interesting this is a movie you can take or leave depends on how much spare time you have ,0
it s a bit easy that s about it br br the graphics are clean and realistic except for the fact that some of the fences are d but that s forgiveable the rest of the graphics are cleaner than goldeneye and many other n games the sounds are magnificant everything from the speaking to the sfx are pleasant and realistic br br the camera angle is a bit frustrating at times but it s the same for every platform game like banjo kazooie and donkey kong br br i got this game as a christmas present in and since then i have dutifully gotten stars over times ,1
for me this is another one of those films that i got to see off of the los angeles based z channel when it was in service and it was another one of those movies that i saw when i was young and learned that there was a world out there one i did not want to accept br br moving to los angeles and getting to watch international cinema became quite the guilty pleasure hobby of mine and to date no premiere channel programming has matched the z channel in its showing of international films the three international films that stuck in my young head were spetters beau pere and of course this one pixote br br this was the most shocking and saddest movie i ever witnessed in my life this was also one of the first movies that made me understand that there is a difference in cinema to entertain and to inform let me be honest growing up in a small town on the east coast i had no idea anything like this to this extent existed all i knew from south america was brochures of fabulous brazillian vacations and that columbia had a lot of drug trafficking br br then comes a film like pixote sad disturbing unflinching scary you re watching children those that need shelter love understanding and all these get are a way to survive day after day through drugs sex robbing stealing sleeping on the streets and in sadistic group homes etc their survival is hard to watch with other street children prostitutes etc and you begin to wonder how can things like this be allowed to happen in this world br br pixote is not a film for entertainment it is a film of information it shows shocking and disturbing images but it shows life for these daily street children ,1
i found this movie to be preachy and unrealistic it tries to be a movie showing kids fighting against the system but it doesn t even present a positive solution i guess i didn t feel really for the kids i totally can understand what their gripes were and i know how poor the state of schools are but i found their solution and the way the outside dealt with it to be a big bunch of phooey if this comes on tv don t waste your time watch short circuit again for the th time ,0
i want to start by stating i am a republican even though i don t agree with a lot of the things bush has done in office and i love the daily show and colbert report they have to be two of my favorite shows on tv i enjoy the bush jokes on conan letterman leno because i admit that w is not the smartest guy to ever walk the earth i do believe he s not the dumbest either but it comes to a point when enough is enough and it s not really that funny anymore i see where it can be funny and it is hey he s making fun of our authority figure he s hilarious comedy central though is just trying to hard to poke fun at him i mean maybe one special episode but an entire series is just dumb it seems cc is just saying the same bush jokes that we ve heard way to many times i really cannot see this show going past season ,0
as always controversial movies like this have mixed reviews you either love it or you hate it and not everyone will like this movie this shows the perspective of the killers which is something i personally feel is something important to consider you may hate them you may claim to understand them and feel as though you can relate but regardless this movie will make you think about school shootings from a different perspective br br the movie is shot entirely using a hand held camera something that i think works quite well as it makes it more realistic it is told completely from the killers point of view from their missions to family outings all leading up the big day zero day in which they are planning on a massacre at their school zero day does not offer answers but merely presents a glimpse at the lives of two troubled young boys and lets the audience decide for themselves our feelings towards the boys are something mixed between sympathy and hatred but yet we are left confused as to why two ordinary young boys would do such a thing they are shown to be surprisingly normal typical teenage boys leading ordinary lives and if we didn t know what they were planning we wouldn t expect a thing they make it clear throughout the whole movie that no one else knows about their plan br br the acting is extremely good considering the two actors are complete unknowns we can only hope to see more work from the both of them in the future despite how this is a fictionalized movie one cannot help but notice the obvious similarities to columbine calvin and andre are scarily similar to eric harris and dylan klebold not so much in looks but in manner as someone who has researched columbine very extensively i could see the similarities and it is almost certainly based on it br br the actual massacre is shown through surveillance cameras at the school and is one of the most chilling things i have ever seen i was completely in shock after seeing it and its a feeling that stays around for a while it is very realistic and well done and it is very difficult to watch br br all in all zero day is an excellent movie and i think everyone should at least check it out in the past we have always simply branded killers psychopaths and assumed that either they were biologically wired for disaster or had media influence but as zero day shows sometimes the motives are deeper than that and we can never truly understand why tragedies such as school shootings happen until we have seen it from the perspective of the killers ,1
this is easily one of the best movies of the s otto preminger directed only four or five really good movies and this is one of them frank sinatra gives his best performance and the music score by elmer bernstein is dynamite from the opening titles by saul bass to the hysteria of drug addict frank going cold turkey this is a riveting movie with kim novak giving a very good performance eleanor parker giving a very bad performance as well as darren mcgavin as the reptilian pusher and arnold stang as frank s grifter pal beware of bad prints this movie is in the public domain so some copies are pretty rough ,1
i may not be a critic but here is what i think of this movie well just watched the movie on cinemax and first of all i just have to say how much i hate the storyline i mean come on what does a snowman scare besides little kids secondly it is pretty gory but i bet since the movie is so low budget they probably used ketchup so my critical vote is bomb nice try and the sequel will suck twice as much ,0
in joel schumacher you have one of the most inconsistent film makers of all time but this is common knowledge i think his main problem is the array of genres that he covers whilst at the same time failing to develop any sort of certain style that might label him an auteur hitchcock liked his suspense and his horror thriller chaplin liked his comedy scorsese likes his crime driven mafia stories amongst others and spielberg likes his large scale big budget adventure films that combine just enough violence for the adults and fun for the kids other more obscure examples include kubrick and welles who covered too much to write about here br br but schumacher is the sort of guy who makes a flawed film revolving around a great idea or a really quite enjoyable film revolving around a seemingly dull premise falling down had a great idea behind it but i found it flawed and anticlimactic with too many scenes seemingly relying on comedy batman is a superhero superhero films have been big hits recently so how he managed to make not one but two appalling superhero films is beyond me then comes mm a film with a basic premise that is executed in an impressive manner before tigerland which is schumacher s best film from what i ve so far seen in my opinion with the war genre laughter isn t something you d associate with it for most of the time i can remember scoffing at the absurdity of the d day landings during saving private ryan at the time when i first saw the film i had not much knowledge of the second world war bar when it began and finished my eyebrows were up my mouth slightly open with a weak i can t believe it smile on my face needless to say it was because of that film i searched out learning a bit more on what that event was all about and the war as a whole in tigerland you are invited to laugh at the absurdity of war through bozz farrell a tough and egotistical soldier training for the vietnam war br br but what s clever here is that there are no jaw dropping war scenes of fighting and death and destruction just one man and his battle with the system for most of the time the things he says and the audacity at which he deals with his predicament is reminiscent of a school child winding up a series of teachers at an extremely strict boarding school tigerland may borrow from full metal jacket in the sense it is a training routine for the vietnam war but egos and superegos play more of a part here i think the superegos that are the drill sergeants go up against bozz whose ego is extremely large there is also the third part of freud s triangle that sneaks into bozz the id compared to all the other soldiers who all have rather large egos bozz is the only one brave enough to show it in front of the sergeants thus suggesting he is allows what he shouldn t do to float to the surface and express itself you are all dead in this situation barks a sergeant any questions yeah if i m dead how come i can ask a question replies bozz whose punishments such as push ups and dirt eating seem to un faze him in true id style that is he enjoys the punishments br br also regarding the superegos bozz at one point tries to command a group of soldiers in field training this is something the existing captain of the squad cannot do thus suggesting he is lacking in both the superego required for the job and the confidence to tell bozz he is in charge what follows is an actual conversation between bozz and an existing drill sergeant who gives him his christian name this is where private wilson s whigham character steps in his uncontrollable rage and anger at bozz explodes at certain time all culminating in the film s only real scenes of a shootout which is in the form of a training exercise in a river wilson cannot control his impulses and dislike toward bozz and acts out br br what i also liked about tigerland is that it s shot in such a way that is brave while lacking in innovation tigerland seems to use lower grade film stock or lesser cameras to get across its gritty look make no mistake that this could have been a pretty looking film with lots of colour and attractiveness but we get a documentary approach in the final piece making everything look like it was shot on a typical everyday camera for tv the emphasis on the hand held is also apparent but schumacher is clever he never allows the film to become too much like a mockumentry whilst at the same time suggesting the film s budget could ve been half of what it was it s worth saying here that spielberg said he wanted saving private ryan to look like actual reel footage or something along those lines and as if it was recorded from the war scenes br br while being very funny and entertaining tigerland is still a great study of what makes people tick not necessarily in war but in the closest possible substitute its study on one man and how much he hates the system that he cannot even take it seriously is fascinating as is the drive of each soldier there are several memorable scenes and situations culminating in a happy if not unhappy ending that ll open your mind and make you think about what it s perhaps really like in the military ,1
for real film people this film is a must since it works as a perfect little allegory for the movies themselves janos rukh boris karloff s science has to do with capturing and projecting light from cosmic phenomena this light can do harm or it can be harnessed to do good on the one hand it blinds his mother on the other it is used to cure blindness i can see shouts a young girl on whose eyes this light is projected when rukh karloff is himself poisoned by the uncanny power of this light we see him actually emitting a ghostly glow on his hands and face like a badly developed negative drawing attention to the fact that the man we are watching is a projection an entity viewed on film only visible as in a movie theater when the lights are out br br there is a wonderful passage near the beginning where karloff rukh explains his research as being informed by the fact that everything that happens is captured in light which rolls through space for millions of years as the light from andromeda was emitted from that galaxy at a time when the earth was still molten rock br br there are passages in the film when this new science is juxtaposed to older cultural vehicles that of the writer in the persona of beulah bondi arabella stevens and religion emblemized in the sculptural figures on the local cathedral karloff blasts with his projector ray gun br br one has to wonder here if this film was meant to glance at what was going on in germany at the time and particularly at riefenstall s use of film the year before to promote a regime that certainly would go on to do a lot of harm triumph of the will br br happily in the end mother violet kemble cooper intervenes reminding janos rukh of the first rule of science br br if only more movies made you want to stand up in the theater and shout i can see ,1
this movie was like the disney channel after dark take out the aren t we naughty language and themes and you are left with dialogue and plot devices that insult the intelligence of anyone who doesn t describe saved by the bell as quality television the dialogue so laughably cliched and knowingly dirty one might think the screenplay was the product of locking aaron spelling and joe eszterhas in a room with orders to produce an amalgam of every bad script each had ever had a hand in creating if that was roger kumble s intention mission accomplished ,0
when one of my friends recommended this to me raving about how well it was filmed the underlying themes and the general greatness of the film i obviously expected an amazing at least entertaining film br br the two hours i spent watching this turned out to be a huge disappointing waste of my time br br i understand that this movie is meant to be surreal but even in surreal movies there is something which anchors it down even if it is only in the slightest this movie on the other hand felt forced and fake a lot of the shots were unnecessary and watching it made me think the director was trying to hard to be artistic br br the acting was poor and the relationships between characters were not nearly developed enough maybe that s just me missing something that others could see but i hadn t even realised there was any sort of attraction between dae su and migo before they started getting at it like rabbits randomly half way through the film then again maybe this film was just bad br br i am not against violence in movies but in this one almost all of it was just unnecessary throughout all the fight scenes i felt myself cringing at how painfully cliché it all was br br and the plot the word laughable comes to mind i would be amused if i hadn t wasted two hours of my life following this poorly thought out and ridiculous plot despite all the movie s flaws by the end of it i was expecting something interesting to conclude it i won t discuss the ending because i wouldn t want to spoil the movie for those who haven t seen it just that the metaphor be it a rock or a grain of sand in water they sink as the same cannot be used as an explanation for everything br br this entire movie was made for shock value and shock value only i just hope sooner or later people will stop being so pretentious and recognise a bad movie for what it is i ve seen many other great korean films and it depresses me that people have hailed oldboy as the best ,0
wow what a bad film not frightening in the least and barely comprehensible the plot doesn t hang together at all and the acting is absolutely appalling what s that line from a famous critic she runs the emotional gamut from a to b yup that about sums it up not even good for camp value i wasn t expecting oscar material but this and gosh her friend s a ghost you d have to have the iq of particularly stupid mollusk not to see that one coming br br this film and i use that word loosely is an insult to the movie going public if only someone involved with it knew how to string together narrative this gets a out of simply because there s nothing lower on the bright side at least it s not a full two hours long ,0
this extremely low budget movie is compared to the great classic silent night deadly night since it is labeled as a slasher flick first let me say that i think that even silent night part is better than this that one was filled with flashbacks of the original for more than half of the movie christmas evil tries to get psychological by introducing the main character as someone who goes insane a strong word slowly very slowly he is irritated by people who do not get the true meaning of christmas and at work he can t stand how the fabricated toys are made with such lack of quality and love dressed up as santa he finally goes on a killing spree also a strong word since only people are killed without the real need for special effects no tension no thrills no gore no cast for one exception that is jeffrey demunn is in it he is best known for playing aside tom hanks as one of the guards in the classic the green mile he still must be kicking himself these days for ever accepting the role he truly is the only one who really can act his supporting role is better than the main lead who also isn t that bad but if you re overshadowed by a little supporting character you re not great either and what about that strange ending you have to see it to believe it christmas evil is downright boring nothing happens and the artwork is just misleading this is not a slasher you wanna see a real christmas slasher check out the all time greatest silent night deadly night ,0
perhaps more than many films this one is not for everyone for some folks the idea of slowing down reflecting and allowing things to happen in their own time is a good description of their personal hell for others an approach like this speaks to some deep part of themselves they know exists some part they long for contact with br br i suppose it s a function of where i am in my own life these days but i count myself in the camp of the latter group i found the meditative pace of this film almost hypnotic gently guiding me into some realm almost mythological this is indeed a journey story a rich portrayal of the distance many of us must travel if we are to come full circle at the end of our days br br much as been written of mr farnsworth s presentation of alvin straight though i m not sure there are words to express the exquisite balance of bemused sadness and wise innocence he conjured for us knowing now that he was indeed coming to terms with his own mortality as he sat on that tractor seat makes me wish i had had the opportunity to spend time with him before his departure i hope he had a small glimmer of the satisfaction and truth he had brought to so many people not just for acting but for sharing his absolute humanity with such brutal honesty br br given the realities of production economics i m not sure full credit has been given mr lynch for the courage he showed in allowing the story to develop so slowly an outsider to film production i nonetheless understand there are few areas of modern life where the expression time is money is so accurately descriptive going deep into our hearts is not an adventure that can be rushed and to his credit mr lynch seems to have understood that he was not simply telling a story he was inviting his viewers to spend some time with their own mortality no simple task that br br if you d like to experience the power of film to take introduce you to some precious part of yourself you could do worse than spending a couple of hours with the straight story and then giving yourself some time for the next little while simply listening to its echoes in the small hours of the night ,1
an adaption of the book finding fish this story is about a troubled young sailor antwone fisher derek luke who tells the painful story of his past to a psychiatrist jerome davenport denzel washington a brilliant debut performance by derek luke and an always stunning performance by denzel washington br br this movie was incredible on so many levels and i was disappointed that it didn t win an oscar i think it was because it was released at a bad time that s why it was overlooked i strongly recommend this film to everyone you ll be touched by his story and it really does make the audience become empathetic with this young man that is antwone fisher br br if you like inspirational true stories then watch antwone fisher br br thank you,1
this is definitely one of the best kung fu movies in the history of cinema the screenplay is really well done which is not often the case for this type of movies and you can see that chuck in one of his first role is a great actor the final fight with the sherif deputy in the bullring is a masterpiece ,0
a wonderful story that should be seen by all families the story acting and production values are all first rate i highly recommend checking out br br peter falk is marvelous as an aging actor who wants to decide when he will die so he can continue to know how things will end and not be a member of the audience his three children rush to new york to confront him and try to change his mind there are of course unresolved family issues to be addressed and the script and actors handle them well and with great humor br br the story is about a jewish family but it could easily be about any other family well maybe not a wasp family the siblings have issues with each other and also with their father i loved the writing and directing as well as the acting all in all a humorous and touching film ,1
why would anyone make a film like this why would anybody invest in a film like this why would anybody in the film business work on a film like this why would any theatre show a film like this why would any tv channel program a film like this why would any critic bother to review a film like this why would anybody watch a film like this why would mental examinations not be made of the writers producers directors of a film like this sometimes there are movies that are so bad they re good this is a movie that is so ghastly that it s horrible imdb really must institute a or even a minus scale to embrace works of this appallingly pretentious awfulness ,0
please future writers producers directors learn from this movie br br never before have i seen such a bold and original tale created for the big movie screen bold because the script constantly made a step so many fantasy movies safely avoided a step to something new creative and daring just when you think oh i ve seen this before or i am sure this is what will happen now stardust would make an unexpected twist and involve you more and more into the story br br the actors are great even the smallest part is performed with such talent it fills me with awe for the creators of this movie robert de niro is gorgeous and performs with such energy that he simply steals the show in each scene he s in michelle pfeiffer is the perfect witch and claire danes a wonderful choice for the innocent and loving star yvaine other big names make outstanding roles i had the filling everyone is trying to give his best for this movie but once again the story by neil gaiman all the little things he invented for this universe simply outstanding br br i watched this movie at a pre screening today a day before the official release and do hope it will have huge success there is so much humor but also tense moments as well as lovely tender scenes the look in the eyes of yvaine the frivolities of captain shakespeare the passion of lamia the witch impressive unforgettable br br for me this is the number one entertaining movie of watch it and enjoy it br br outstanding br br peace and love,1
from the excellent acting of an extremely impressive cast to the intelligently written and very quotable script from the lavish cinematography to the beautiful music score by carter burwell rob roy offers a rarity in movie going experiences one that is nigh impossible to find fault with in any area br br there have been several comparisons made with braveheart which came out the same year with all due credit to mel gibson braveheart struck me as too much of a self conscious and preachy epic to rival rob roy as the kind of movie i would care to see more than once while braveheart works hard to be a serious epic rob roy just grabs you and absorbs you into its tightly edited storytelling not a single scene is wasted br br rob roy contains the perfect balance of dramatic tension action and even occasional humor the characters are well fleshed out perfectly conveying vernacular and mannerisms that anchor them in their authentic period setting br br further they are not caricatures of good and evil as we all too often observe in even modern film br br for example while we hope the heroic rob roy prevails we realize his predicaments are products of his own pride and sense of honor tim roth plays one of the most hateful bad guys in the history of cinema yet there are moments when we can understand how the events of his life have shaped him into becoming what he is rob roy employs a level of character development that makes its story even more believable and gripping br br rob roy is a delightful treasure featuring one of the greatest sword fights ever choreographed and a climatic ending worthy of all the tense anticipation ,1
several years ago i saw this film without subtitles on television and despite me not understanding a word of what the characters were saying i still got the general idea and the mood of the film fascinated me no ends br br at long last i saw it again a few weeks ago my heart skipped when i saw the picture in the television guide and for days until the film was really shown i told everybody i knew to go and see it the story reminded me a bit of alfred hitchcock s vertigo a slow brooding film about a guy who one day believes he sees the girlfriend that disappeared years before what follows is a wild rollercoaster ride of flashbacks changing perspectives and really inventive twists in the plot and at the end of the film i was left breathless i had definitely not got what i had expected and i had actually already seen the film be prepared to be confused br br out of ,1
i only recently found out that madeleine l engle s novel had been turned into a tv movie by disney and ordered the dvd the book was a favorite of mine when i was a child and i read it several times br br despite some of the child actors not resembling the characters as described in the novel the murry family is well cast with a likable if too pretty meg at the center and a charles wallace who is convincing as a child prodigy without becoming irritating br br the first half hour is promising enough doing a good job in establishing the relationships between the lead characters and at setting the scene unfortunately as soon as the non human characters appear the adaptation starts to unravel and once the children leave earth the whole thing falls apart alfre woodward is too youthful looking and much too regal as the eccentric mrs whatsit think miriam margolis or joan plowright instead and kate nelligan face is so mask like and inexpressive she must have visited faye dunaway s plastic surgeon in recent years for some reason they make her mrs which look like glinda from the wizard of oz when she should have resembled a benign wicked witch of the west br br in the end what lets this down most badly are the terrible special effects and art direction i understand that this is a tv movie but the cgi looked like something that could have been done years earlier mrs whatsits centaur incarnation is a disaster as is the chewbacca like suit for aunt beast who in the novel is a velvety elegant creature instead of the ungainly big foot like thing shown here i could go on and on nearly every artistic choice is a disaster presumably because there wasn t a large enough budget to do this justice but also because the design work lacks imagination and good judgement br br this really would have needed the sense of wonder spielberg brought to his early films what a shame that with the current popularity of adapting children s literary fantasy series nobody thought of adapting a wrinkle in time and it s sequels for the big screen giving it the scope it deserves ,0
i first saw this movie back in the s and now in this movie still is one of the best movies i have ever seen i would recommend anyone to look at this movie you will not be sorry it is well acted out so real and never a dull moment the acting is superb and the location makes the movie seem like you are there from the beginning right up to the end this movie is the type that makes you lose your attention the actress does an excellent job of portraying the girl who survived this horrific plane crash in the amazon and it shows how she managed to survive in the amazon all alone it is unbelievable that anyone could survive under such conditions this is why this movie is so appealing the fact that this is a true story makes the movie even more interesting and to think that a young girl could survive from this ordeal is overwhelming i find this movie one that i can watch over and over again and one that i never get tired of this is indeed quite a compliment as i have hundreds of movies i would say this is probably my favorite movie and the best i have ever seen ,1
naturally along with everyone else i was primed to expect a lot of hollywood fantasy revisionism in they died with their boots on over the legend of custer just having someone like errol flynn play custer is enough of a clue that the legend has precedence over the truth in this production and for the most part my expectations were fulfilled in an admittedly rousing and entertaining way br br yet even in this obviously biased and much criticized retelling of the custer story i was struck by some of the points made in this movie that sometimes subtly but nevertheless solidly seemed to counter the typical clichés of manifest destiny and unvarnished heroism usually found in westerns of the early th century br br for instance even while this film attempted to whitewash it s hero certain scenes still suggested the more flawed and foolish character of the real life custer br br his initial entrance at the west point front gate in which his arrogance and pompousness is a clear aspect of his character br br his miserable record at west point which seems to be attributed as much to custer s cluelessness about the demands of military service as any other factor there are moments in the way flynn plays custer at west point where he seems downright stupid br br custer s promotion to general is not only presented as a ridiculous mistake but it plays out as slapstick comedy i half expected to see the marx brothers or abbott and costello wander into the scene br br custer s stand against jeb stuart at gettysburg is not whitewashed as brilliant military tactical leadership but is presented as reckless and wildly lucky br br custer s drinking problem is certainly not ignored br br and although the music and some of the ways the indians were shown in this film were certainly reinforcements of the racist stereotype of the ignorant savage it still came as a surprise to me that the movie actually went into some detail as to why the indians were justified in attacking the whites who were moving into their land and fairly explicitly laid the blame for the battles in the black hills squarely at the foot of the white man in fact no one can argue that the clear villain of the piece is not anthony quinn as sitting bull but arthur kennedy co as the white devils making the false claim of gold in the black hills sure that part of the story is true but i didn t expect to see it portrayed quite so unequivically in a movie like this br br and one other thing usually in these films it is the indians who are portrayed en masse as drunken animals seemingly incapable of the basic common sense to avoid getting falling down drunk any time they get near alcohol in this movie it is actually the troops of the th cavalry and not the indians who in at least two scenes are portrayed this way br br all in all this movie slips in some surprising moments in the midst of the hollywood bunk ,1
an excellent sleeper of a movie about the search for carlos the international assassin am surprised this film didn t rake in million plus because it s much better than most films that do so rent it now ,1
encouraged by the positive comments about this film on here i was looking forward to watching this film bad mistake i ve seen films and this is truly one of the worst of them it s awful in almost every way editing pacing storyline acting soundtrack the film s only song a lame country tune is played no less than four times the film looks cheap and nasty and is boring in the extreme rarely have i been so happy to see the end credits of a film br br the only thing that prevents me giving this a score is harvey keitel while this is far from his best performance he at least seems to be making a bit of an effort one for keitel obsessives only ,0
well there were some great creamy smooth facial shots of marlene along with her shocking gender bender outfit plus her not to be missed transmogrification from ape into human being but overall the generally unconvincing plot and dated acting not to mention the less than engaging tunes coming from miss dietrich s baritone voice did little to ensure blonde venus a permanent place in my mind s pantheon of memorable films cary grant still in the throes of cinematic infancy seemed as though he was forever looking to find himself while herbert marshall was probably never anything but herbert marshall from the day he was born until the day he died naturally from an historical point of view blonde venus was fun to watch so long as one was able to put aside great expectations ,0
in tangier a wealthy american woman and her two children are kidnapped by berbers murderous desert pirates who scorn the moroccan government and by doing so kidnap american pestilence which attracts the attention of u s president theodore roosevelt fictitious historical epic is less a grand adventure than it is a peculiar somewhat exhaustive throwback to the desert sheik films of the s with a bit of the king and i interjected besides portraying the cloaked mustachioed bloodthirsty leader and his snippy haughty captive sean connery and candice bergen could be acting in two entirely different movies neither one seems to know how far to carry the camp elements of their characters and dialogue and both seem singularly without proper direction the various and anonymous slashings and beheadings which occur are arbitrary we don t know any of these victims and the big action scenes become blurry noisy montages of sand swept violence on horseback the pluses a much lauded music score by jerry goldsmith oscar nominated but a loser to john williams jaws fine location shooting and cinematography from ,0
milo is a complete rip off of the slasher flick mikey if you actually check it up both films have the same tagline but if you want to watch an incredibly funny film with absolutely no plot whatsoever well then this is the film for you the acting is terrible and the flashback scenes are overwhelmingly confusing the story behind this atrocity is simple milo jeeder is a kid with serious family problems his father is an abortion doctor who keeps unborn feoutus s in a jar nice and was desperate for a child of his own he figured out a way to bring one of these aborted children to life and he named him milo br br aside from all the bad acting terrible directing annoying sound of milo s voice and the ear piercing sound of the bell on his bike if you take away all that badness its still a bad but funny attempt at a film br br i ll give it a bank busting out of ,0
to make a good movie you either need excellent actors or an excellent director you need at least one of the two in this eye of the needle we have none br br i don t even remember the name of the director he mustn t have done much in his career i like very much donald sutherland but he absolutely cannot be the main actor in a movie he falls short sutherland is excellent in a movie when he appears for not more than minutes i would say for instance that sutherland was excellent in jfk of oliver stone when he talked to kevin costner on the bench of a park for minutes non stop without even taking a breath wonderful but sutherland being the principal actor in a movie is no good br br kate nelligan she is probably good for tv series the dvd is awful terrible colors terrible light i couldn t even appreciate the scenery of storm island for how lousy the photography was br br this ken follett story was good but it s a pity they turned it into an uninteresting movie ,0
okay i ll admit right up front that the inki cartoons made by loony tunes are pretty offensive and i can understand why warner brothers has pulled them off the market seen today the huge lipped and very stereotypical inki is not politically correct however the cartoons were well made and it s a shame they aren t released with some sort of explanatory prologue such as the one with leonard maltin they included with some recent politically incorrect donald duck cartoons that were recently released on dvd in other words throwing out the cartoons completely is to forget our history plus inki little black sambo and other racist cartoons are out there especially on the internet br br this inki cartoon has our little hero out hunting at first he s chasing a cute little caterpillar but later accidentally happens upon a lion a lion that is more than happy to make inki his dinner however through all this a weird minah appears again and again and eventually you ll see why this bird is so important to the story br br cute well made and clever i like the inki cartoons plus i take pleasure in showing them to extremely thin skinned liberal friends just to watch them have apoplectic fits or even heart attacks loads of fun folks ,1
i m a huge fan of the dukes of hazzard tv show and i really enjoyed this flick i enjoyed myself here a lot more than i did with other summer blockbusters br br it s funny hearing people rail against this movie with excuses like lame plot and it s much cruder than the show does anyone remember the crudeness of the humor in the pilot episode daisy makes incest jokes and bo says that luke had probably fathered half the kids in the orphanage the only reason it was cleaned up is because it changed to and earlier time slot br br and as far as the plot goes it was the perfect dukes plot in fact as a remake it probably stays truer to the source material than any tv show that has migrated to the big screen br br while sean william scott and johnny knoxville aren t exactly like their small screen versions they do a great job and work very well together i wasn t too keen on burt s boss hogg though and i would have like a little bit more incompetence from sheriff roscoe in the movie roscoe is a little scary br br and who didn t have a smile on their face as the general lee is racing through the streets of atlanta and the back roads of hazzard br br folks allow yourself to enjoy a movie that is just an excuse for nostalgia bikinis and car chases you won t be sorry it s just a great dumb movie ,1
chan wook park is nothing if not inventive i m a cyborg but that s ok is chock full of amusing little technical flourishes with some ingenious ideas sprinkled in between attempting to walk in the footsteps of the likes of marc caro and jeunet city of lost children delicatessen park embarks on a fanciful lighthearted tale which is a radical departure from his usual morbid fare hardly one to be faulted for his ambition or his vision it is genuinely unexpected then to see all park s effort add up to so very little br br i m a cyborg but that s ok seems astonishingly to subtract from itself as it goes along with the the end result being a fraction of the sum of its parts the premise is promising gags are copious and offbeat humour abounds but it all fails miserably to create any meaningful connection with the audience the characters are cute and quirky and played with gusto by the cast but try as i might i could not bring myself to care for any br br sympathy for lady vengeance was a misstep indicating perhaps that park was overindulging himself a little bit but it still managed to showcase some of the director s unique flare and in the wake of an impressive filmography was readily forgiven none of the assured confidence that commanded joint security area or sympathy for mr vengeance is evident here i m a cyborg but that s ok left me so utterly unengaged i caught myself instinctively fast forwarding from time to time more regularly as the film progressed i gave lady a and by that measure this probably deserves no more than a for old time s sake i ll be generous ,0
i was rooting for this film as it s a remake of a s children s tv series escape into night which though chaotic and stilted at times was definitely odd fascinating and disturbing the acting in paperhouse is wooden unintentionally a joke the overdubs didn t add tension they only reinforced that i was sat watching a botch casting exasperated the dreary dialogue which resulted in relationships lacking warmth chemistry or conviction as in most lacklustre films there are a few good supporting acts these people should be comforted consoled and reassured that they will not be held responsible out of all the possible endings the most unexpected was chosen lamer than i could have dreamt br br escape into night deserves a proper remake written by someone with life experience and directed with a subtle mind ,0
holy crap what a terrible terrible spanish thriller i ve had it for about four years and finally started it the other night i watched an hour or so before heading to bed i was pretty intrigued by the whole thing i finished it last night and couldn t believe where i stopped it the night before literally i stopped it the second before the movie went completely downhill br br like i said i was pretty intrigued and curious as to where this mystery was going but stopped it right when simon receives the package in the bar i picked up when he opens up the package to reveal a laser gun and then plays a menacing game of laser tag whew then the big reveal is that the whole thing is a terrorist plot by role playing game nerds whew you can tell the spanish industry was definitely behind director mateo gil co writer of amenabar s two big previous hits there is an excellent score and great photography but this scenario reeks of silliness how anyone sat through the last minutes with a straight face is beyond me ,0
spoilers ahead proceed at your own caution br br my main problem with this movie is that once harry learns the identities of the three blackmailers with relative ease he continues to cave into their demands and then the whole scene with his wife being kidnapped he decides to wire his classic car up to explode with the money in it which makes us take a pretty tall leap of logic br br okay so he wanted to keep his affair with cini out of the public eye due to his wife s involvement with the da campaign this i can see but why not hire someone to slap these turds around a bit or even kill them once he d determined there was no actual blackmail evidence e g cini s body this was a pretty interesting movie for the first of it after that it sort of falls apart ,0
just got back from seeing black snake moan i had spent time reading reviews most seemed to focus on the obvious skinny white girl chained to a black man s radiator i hate when critics miss the point of a film now i suppose it helps that i live in memphis and have lived in mississippi a couple of times too it may also help that i am the former director of the delta blues museum in clarksdale but i get this movie brewer s simple redemption tale is easy to follow and could have had various themes to tell the story but i believe it is highly effect as a blues it would be my hope that people don t read all the hype and or various reviews and miss a really good movie get past the various things like skinny girls in white panties get past justin timberlake accept his character ronnis which he plays very well get past snakes on a plane and see how mercuricul samuel l jackson is as he has transformed himself into a very believable mid south blues man if you know little about mid south culture a lot of what goes on may strike some as cartoonish but accept the fact that craig brewer knows how to paint the canvas and let the actors tell the story and you will enjoy this film not one to tell endings so go see this movie and yes i will agree with one thing the critics got right the music is wonderful ,1
theo robertson has commented that waw didn t adequately cover the conditions after wwi which lead to hitler s rise and wwii br br perhaps he missed the first one and a quarter hours of volume covers this period and together with the earlier volumes in the series shows clearly the existing conditions i feel a friend of mine grew up in germany during this period joined the hitler youth even and his experiences were very similar to that mentioned in waw br br this documentary is so far above the history channel s documentaries i also own that there is no comparison br br the only fault and it is a small one that i have with waw is this the numbers are not included many times for instance if you re talking about lend lease then how much war material was lent leased how much to russia how much to britian how many merchant ships did the u boats sink and when how many ships did the german or japanese navy have total in what type were they how many troops how many troops did the allies have in total and by country lots of numbers could have made a lot of viewers nod off but i would have preferred more and naturally i always want to see more military analysis like why didn t patton clark trap the german army that was at cassini after they had it surrounded instead of racing monty to rome and letting it escape i don t think you can begin to understand war until you ve seen some of these video segments on total war like the fire bombing of dresden it s like trying to understand auschwitz etc before you see the clips of the death camps you just can t wrap your head around it it s too unbelievable br br unknown at that time and of course unfilmed were the most egregious cruelties and inhumanities of the japanese including cannibalism read flyboys and some live vivisection of medical experimentation prisoners w o any anesthetic br br dave,1
dull predictable and uninteresting story of a man contaminated by a chemical substance weller who goes on across the country just to find his ex wife and children meanwhile he kills everyone in his way only by a single touch of his hands in his dangerous track a doctor hurt and a young reporter natasha try to stop the man the movie has a not original premise but even though could be much better the final result is just a movie without suspense or gritting moments even the good cast is completely waste i give this a four ,0
it s not easy making a movie with different stories in it although different international directors took the challenge not everyone of them is good some of them even boring but in his entity paris je t aime is breathtaking showing that as love actually put it love is all around especially in the city of love here s a resumé i ll try to make at as spoiler free as possible of the different stories br br montmartre kind of a dull opening sequence nothing really special about it a man finds a parking spot and sees a lot of odd couples walking by wondering why he can t find a girl and than suddenly a woman faints next to his car br br quais de seine another dull sequence about three teenage boys who are searching for some piece of ass when suddenly a muslim girl trips right in front of them receiving help from one of the boys really basic but with a sweet heart to it br br les marais this was a huge disappointment although a love story between two boys with an artsy background could have been interesting by the great van sant eventually everything that comes after the monologue by ulliel is good everything before it is just annoying br br tuileries an entertaining sequence by the coen brothers buscemi without even saying one word is mesmerizing and the whole sequence is just hilarious this one kept me hooked until the very end and this one also gets you truly hooked to the movie br br loin du ieme a beautiful story too even if the execution is poor the heart is there it s the story of an hispanic woman who drops her child off early in the morning to take care of another suburban baby beautiful br br porte de choisy this segment has got to be the strangest and weirdest from the whole movie some kind of shampoo salesman arrives in a chinatown lookalike place in paris if i understood it correctly the story is about inner beauty but i think i m wrong br br bastille a truly wonderful sequence a man meets with his wife at a restaurant to break up with her so that he can run off with his mistress but the wife has some devastating news pretty basic but truly sad and beautiful place des victoires a sad sequence as well juliette binoche plays a grieving mother one night she wakes up hearing her dead child when she arrives at the location a cowboy tells her she can give one last good bye to her child one of the best segments tour eiffel two mimes who fall in love could have been great but even though it has some nice cinematic tricks the story isn t intriguing and not funny at all br br parc monceau a truly original and great sequence one of the best of the movie a young girl and an older man discuss their future and her fear for a certain man cuaron does a great directing job and the actors are amazing quartier des enfants rouges an american actress gyllenhaal falls in love with her drug dealer a beautiful segment again with a very sad ending place des fetes a woman comes to a homeless man he starts talking romantic to her because she is the love of his life beautiful sad shocking romantic place des fêtes will make everyone cry br br pigalle a boring sequence between ardant and hoskins who are looking for new thrills in their relationship very unfunny and unromantic pigalle is a let down br br quartier de la madeleine bringing some diversity in the movie qdlm is a relief a young guy wood finds a vampire killing a victim the tourist and the vampire fall in love dark scary and oddly romantic madeleine is superb br br pere lachaise another let down segment directed by wes craven and with stars as mortimer and sewell it could have been great but père lachaise is just ordinary not original at all br br faubourg saint denis the rumors are true twyker s short film is beautiful stunning and well done a blind man picks up the phone and hears from his girlfriend portman truly stunning that she breaks up with him he reflects on their relationship br br quartier latin even though this segment has been co directed by depardieu and has such stars as rowlands gazzara and depardieu this segment is a let down too nothing happens lack of chemistry between the actors br br th arrondissement the last sequence is hilarious and sad at the same time an american tells in her french class about her trip to paris her french is truly terrible but at the end of the segment she realizes that paris is so much more than meets the eye br br with feist on the background paris je t aime ends in a sweet tone not letting me down at all even though some segments bored the hell out of me the entity of the movie is great a true cinematic experience for young and old paris je t aime vraiment ,1
this series premiered on the cable tv station comedy central in the united states it was chopped to death and shown out of sequence this was sad for the audience it should have attracted it didn t and fell by the wayside luckily at the same time my cable company went digital and i got the bbc thank goodness because i got to see the league of gentlemen in order complete and uncut br br the league of gentlemen troupe is right up there with england s monty python s flying circus and canada s the kids in the hall but a warning br br the league of gentlemen though are one step beyond it s not only about dressing in drag and lampooning the cultural ills it goes deeper and much much darker i can tell many of you now it will offend certain groups of people it will enrage others but remember its only comedy dark dark comedy if that is not your thing don t watch if you think you know dark comedy watch this if you get angry and upset then you don t quite know dark comedy br br these guys got it right and right on the button they are brilliant they are excellent and i enjoyed each and every character creation there s a complete story that is told here from episode one to the end you cannot watch this one episode at a time willy nilly that is one of the charms of this series watch it in order see how creative and stylish and deeply disturbed these guys are no one and nothing is out of bounds that my dears is dark humor bravo ,1
saw this at the hawaii film festival where the director and his wife who produced it took a q a afterwards br br i found it hard to believe this is a first time director and all kudos to harvey keitel for once again taking a risk and going out on a limb for a script he liked br br certainly reminiscent of cinema paradiso it tells the story of the young director on the turning of the revolution in cuba however don t expect this to be a movie about the revolution it s political stance is wonderfully ambiguous many references to the directors obvious love of film history a great bicycle thief homage and some whimsical scenes which work with out being pretentious br br enjoy ,1
this is a sprawling hours remake of the rider haggard story with the usual added female and an extraneous subplot with russian soldiers seeking a stone of power buried along with the treasure of king solomon it s very well shot giving a vivid sense of the wide open spaces of africa and very well acted patrick swayze is an excellent alan quatermain and allison doody is attractive as elizabeth maitland who hires quatermain to help rescue her father sidede onyulo as umbopa gavin hood as mcnabb and the leader of the russian soldiers not named in imdb s listing are also memorable for all that hollywood can t leave a good story alone when they adapt it this one is well told and except that it s too long i enjoyed it ,1
i saw myra breckinridge when it first came out in i was a healthy year old at the time who loved movies and really liked raquel welsh on top of that i had read the gore vidal novel it was based on and thought it was very funny i saw the movie at a local drive in and about half way through i was sorely tempted to turn the motor of my car on so that maybe i d die of monoxide poisoning and not have to see the rest of this shipwreck of a movie it wasn t smart or trendy it was gross and sloppy all the actors were tone deaf and the director didn t have the slightest idea what he was doing the casting of mae west was one of the worst casting choices in movie history as one reviewer here said her role had nothing to do with the movie or book her character in the book is sexually beaten up by the young stud which would never do for the legendary ms west oh no the plot is changed so she sexually beats him up very believable from a year old woman who looks every day of her age i could go on but why it was an awful movie br br bluto,0
i turned this on to see the incredible ethel waters whose autobiography i am now reading i ll admit my jaw dropped when the pork chops and watermelon references started rolling in but people cannot look at this movie as a stereotypical or racist piece it s pretty much a short film made by blacks for blacks at a time when the entertainment industry was quite segregated and the stereotypes to the people involved were the jokes of their time old trends exaggerated for humor we see modern black movies do the same thing but with the new trends stereotypes ho s and the hood and such i think if you look back in eighty years you would find today s movies will look just as racist what viewers should appreciate about this film is the talent of waters and the pint sized sammy davis jr who out taps his contemporary shirley temple and looks remarkably the same facially as he did as an adult everyone involved in this film clearly had a lot of fun making it why not enjoy it for what it is instead of what you think it should have been ,1
when melville s pierre or the ambiguities hit bookstores in his first publication since moby dick a year earlier the public response was similar to that found among the imdb reviews of pola x newspapers even published headlines like melville insane which of course he wasn t but when one compares the writing styles found in moby dick and pierre one finds in the latter a sharp departure from the simple and often declamatory style found in the former clearly he was mimicking the overly florid style of the now forgotten victorian romances that were easily outselling his immortal moby dick he was not content however to turn out the sort of product that his publishers wanted and that surely would have sold his version of a victorian romance was a twisted cynical one perhaps but brilliant in its synthesis the alternate title the ambiguities is quite appropriate as pierre searches for and thinks he finds truth we become more and more uncertain what and whom to believe as he searches for happiness he becomes more and more miserable br br pola x is a fascinating adaptation of this novel set in modern or nearly modern france though in some ways it leaves little to the imagination and shows us graphically the incestuous relations that melville could only hint at the ambiguities which make the novel and its message so alluring are perfectly in tact the questions it raises are ones that few films have thought to ask yet the answers are left to the viewer br br i recommend a reading of the novel which is much shorter than moby dick before seeing this movie i hope more people discover this tantalizing film ,1
this film is mediocre at best angie harmon is as funny as a bag of hammers her bitchy demeanor from law and order carries over in a failed attempt at comedy charlie sheen is the only one to come out unscathed in this horrible anti comedy the only positive thing to come out of this mess is charlie and denise s marriage hopefully that effort produces better results ,0
this movie was an embarrassment ulma thurman looked like she had some kind of disease and john travolta looked like he was walking in his sleep i was expecting this to be a so so sequel to get shorty not a half baked remake of the exact same movie except that some of the character s have different names and clothes br br i would not recommend this to movie to my worst enemy i feel like i was ripped off and hollywood has once again tricked me into seeing another horrible sequel i also suffered through alien vs predator br br the best thing that i can say about this movie is that it has my vote for the worst movie of ,0
this totally odd ball feature is a typical and prime example of satanically shocking s horror the events are thoroughly confusing and it takes up quite a while before you figure out what the hell is going on but the brooding atmosphere sucks you in immediately right from the indescribably bizarre intro showing a couple of eerie children turning toys into real life war machinery you just know this become an uncompromising and gritty shocker brotherhood of satan soon appears to be another installment in the alleged unofficial creepy little town hiding a dark secret sub genre a young widower traveling with his new yummy girlfriend and year old daughter stops in a remote little town to report a car accident they witnessed on a nearby highway the villagers behave very hostile and insist the visitors on leaving right away the town clearly bathes in an ambiance of fear and panic as local children vanish inexplicably vanished and unnatural forces maintain everyone within the boundaries of town hillsboro is in the grip of a satanic cult apparently ruled by the elderly members of the community i really liked brotherhood of satan a lot the story reminded me of a novel written by john saul but i can t remember the title it also dealt with a cult of elderly people abusing youthful villagers for their own greedy merits the film mainly relies on creepy scenery like dolls and witchcraft relics but a slightly more involving and coherent screenplay would have been nice the subject matter often raises a lot of issues and questions and director bernard mceveety can t always provide us with answers the climax is terrific very seventies meaning shocking and unforgettable beautifully shot film too ,1
i really can t believe this movie is not in the imdb worst it is absolutely terrible when i originally saw it i remember talking about it in a college class and two other people had also seen it we were all telling other class members not to see it because it was so horrible by the time we were done some others wanted to see it just because they could not believe anything was as bad as we were saying it was don t be like them just pass this by i m sure everyone involved with this movie would also prefer you never see them in this movie ,0
well i have not much to say about this film except that it was a truly wonderful film natalie portman is absolutely fantastic as the daughter in this lovely mother daughter relationship film br br beautiful film ,1
directed by jacques tourneur cat people out of the past night of the demon and written by phillip dunne how green was my valley anne of the indies is a quite interesting adventure pirate movie its main character of captain anne providence is based on a real woman pirate anne boney who actually lived and sailed through th century s atlantic br br the film begins with the sea battle where anne s jean peters pirate ship attacks a trade ship that was on its way to europe from the south america as a result a treasure of great value is captured along with a handsome french officer pierre la rochelle louis jourdan who is taken prisoner anne ends up falling in love with him and apparently her feelings are reciprocated but it s only till she sets him free when she discovers that he has a beautiful young wife molly debra paget with whom he pretty much in love with anne begins planning revenge on both of them but in an unexpected twist of fate ends up making a great sacrifice in order to save them instead the pirate movie cliché figure of black beard also makes his appearance here this time played by thomas gomez br br though anne of the indies probably appears to be no more nor less than a revisiting of pirate movie clichés it still has its classical moments in beautiful visuals and sea battle sequences filmed in technicolor as well as in some aspects of the story and most of all in personal touches in directing of all of it by jacques tourneur ,1
simon west s remake of the horror classic is a pathetic attempt to bring old school thrills to a contemporary audience starring talented teen camilla belle when a stanger calls fails to even elicit a shocked or even surprised face poor attempts at scaring the audience range from blurred coats that look like people to building the tense music up for a cat running out of the shadows the plot follows jill johnson belle a teenage girl that has to pay off a bill to her father via babysitting she is invited to work for the night at a house by the river and thinks it a perfectly easy way to make cash but little does she know a stranger lurks in the house and constantly harasses johnson via the phone a pathetic excuse for a film ,0
for my opinion the middle of the film specially the love scene is a bit too long but the whole time you can imagine this desert feeling but the best what made this film unforgettable are the great explosion pictures their color slowmotion and the pink floyd music are unique in filmhistory br br destruction in its propper and popular form ,1
i usually really enjoy steven seagal movies they are usually highly entertaining and being somewhat of an adept of aikido i usually like the way steven incorporates these martial art techniques in the fight sequences br br however this film is a really bad movie making effort and it seems obvious to me that the blame lies with the director and the producers who obviously have no idea how to make an action movie let alone direct someone like steven seagal and to take advantage of his knowledge and competence br br i never saw the end of this movie i walked out before the end simply because i couldn t stand watching anymore of this bad movie i am sure that many people also share my feelings ,0
i don t know what the oscar voters saw in this movie but they must of seen some pretty hard stuff to see in it to be able to award it with the best picture oscar all i know is that fortunately there was gene kelly to play in it or this would have been twice as bad as i believe it is first of all i don t think leslie caron was really fit to play such a role she isn t that talented she isn t a great dancer and she s not good looking at all it s a shame that one actor or actress may ruin a movie just like by playing in it because if leslie caron hadn t been in this it might have made a terrific movie the story was intelligent the directing wasn t bad and as i said gene kelly was pretty good now i m not saying all this stuff about leslie caron just to criticize her i m just saying it because i think that s what the worse part of the movie is she s probably a good actress but i can t tell because i haven t seen her in anything else but i think she was pretty bad in an american in paris so if you want to see it go ahead but i m telling you you re way better off watching singin in the rain ,0
the end of suburbia is an important documentary about modern dependence on cheap energy and the coming peak in world oil production the film is an excellent introduction to the peak oil phenomenon and includes interviews with experts like adviser to vice president dick cheney s energy task force mathew simmons author richard heinberg powerdown options and actions for a post carbon world and author michael t klare blood and oil the dangers and consequences of america s growing dependency on imported petroleum br br economic growth is predicated upon more electricity electricity is predicated on hydro carbon energy period and mathew simmons made a very clear statement he said future growth is not possible and for a guy from his background to say that was one of the most that s like the catholic church saying the earth is round before galileo michael c ruppert br br the peak has happened and now instead of being prophets we re now historians kenneth deffeyes,1
i liked this movie because it told a very interesting story about living in a totally different world at the south pole susan sarandon is such a good actor that she made an interesting strong character out of mediocre writing the true story displays a devastating situation for her character to overcome ,1
kurt russell is at his best as the man who lives off his past glories reno hightower robin williams is his polar opposite in a rare low key performance as jack dundee he dropped the big pass in more ways than one br br you ll see some of the most quotable scenes ever put into one film as jack hisses at a rat reno poses and the call of the caribou goes out br br don t miss this classic that isn t scared to show football in the mud the way it should be played ,1
another asian horror movie packed with intense and creepy moments another asian horror trademark is the complexity of the plot which is here as well major spoiler warning br br the movie starts pretty simple two sisters go to live with their dad and stepmother after being put in a mental institution after their mother hanged herself the sisters seem very hostile towards their mother especially the elder one and they seem to ignore their father all goes smoothly until the mother locks the young sister in the wardrobe and the elder sister tells her father then it hits you your sister has been dead for years now it turns out the older sister is still not recovered from the death of her mother and what we didn t know is that the wardrobe the mother was hanged in fell on the younger sister and killed her as well as for the stepmother she is the alter ego of the older sister revealed when the stepmother actually the sister s alter ego is sitting on a couch when the real stepmother walks in i hope it has been made clearer for confused asian horror fans out there br br finally my favourite scene is the scene where the father invites friends over for dinner and one of the friends starts to choke which erupts into a panic attack very creepy out of ,1
ok so i was bored and i watched it all the way through br br this film is mild inoffensive and lacklustre the story is so sugary it rots your teeth on the opening titles a tail of two traumatised children learning about god the fairy story way which frankly left me rather traumatised it uses the irish blarney in such a stereotypical way one hopes no true irish ever see it aimed at children who frankly would switch off after the first attempt at an oirish accent all in all why do they pump these out ,0
i hated the first movie is really boring and we only get see the octopus at the end br br the plot dead bodies are being found in the new york harbor the police have no clues nor suspects until nick and his colleague realize the killer is a giant octopus everybody especially the police captain refuses to believe nick s story and soon the harbor will be filled with boats for the th of july celebrations br br in this movie we get to see more of the giant octopus and special effects for this movie are really good for it s time br br the acting is this movie not bad but not great too but okay and watch able br br the are some really cheese scenes to movie but if can get past that you should enjoy the rest of movie br br ,0
 oh you pilots are such men they don t call it the cockpit for nothing honey dialogue like that is just one of many reasons why the concorde airport or if you saw it in the uk where it dragged its heels getting released there airport the concorde was the last and by far the least of the series the disaster movie was in dire straits in the lates what with the swarm having offered much unintentional hilarity and beyond the poseidon adventure when time ran out and city on fire simply offering much boredom and the desperation to find a new spin on the genre is all too apparent here this time it s a conspiracy plot with susan blakely s news anchorwoman discovering billionaire boyfriend robert wagner has been selling arms to terrorists and the north vietnamese naturally she decides to tell him everything rather than make the story public but he fobs her off by explaining i m a very rich man i have everything in life i could ever want why would i jeopardise that by doing something so incredibly stupid just in case she doesn t buy that line rather than say hire a hit man to kill her on the ground he decides to do things the smart way by planning to destroy the concorde while she s flying to moscow via paris i ve done a lot of things i ve been ashamed of but i am not a murderer he insists indignantly on his way to reprogramme a guided missile to destroy the plane so nothing incredibly stupid there and when that fails he sends a jet fighter after it and when that fails br br don t even think of looking for anything resembling logic here this is real bottom of the barrel stuff that even the studio gave up on and marketed as a comedy in the us after critics laughed it off the screen where the previous three entries all had the look of glossy big budget entertainments this small screen friendly effort the only one not to be shot in widescreen doesn t even manage to make the concorde look good which is quite a feat tv veteran david lowell rich presumably got the directing gig because he was fast cheap and had previously directed tv movie sst disaster in the sky where peter graves supersonic airplane found itself unable to land due to sabotage and senegalese flu which was not intentionally at least a comedy despite the presence of a young billy crystal in the cast and seemed like the natural choice for what looks like a m tv movie that somehow escaped into theatres when no one was looking br br cast like a bad episode of hollywood squares stars are in very short supply this time round and most of the few vaguely familiar faces seem to have been rounded up from rehab clinics and busted sitcoms alain delon gives the hollywood career that one last shot as the pilot happy fish don t ask george kennedy moves from the executive suite to the co pilot s seat in the hope of reminding people of the other movies while the rest of the ensemble includes a couple of veterans of the towering inferno wagner and blakely a soft porn star sylvia kristel trying to go respectable an ingmar bergman regular bibi andersson – and she s the one playing the hooker david warner s navigator on a diet having nightmares about being chased by bananas the voice of the devil mercedes mccambridge charo and her seeing eye chihuahua dohn miscon screw me martha raye and her weak bladder jimmie walker playing the sax in his seat and smoking weed in the john in the few moments its not occupied by martha raye cicely tyson kissing her credibility goodbye as the obligatory mother with critically ill child and a frozen heart in the overhead locker airline owner eddie albert and trophy wife sybil danning occupying the best seat in the house ed begley jr in goggles and the russian olympic team and their lovable coach val avery and his deaf daughter ahhhh on a goodwill tour of the states who knew about the boycott just to add a touch of the simpsons to proceedings harry shearer voices one news report in the same tones he d later use for smithers br br highlight despite the impromptu wedding ceremony during a crash landing it just has to be george kennedy diverting a heat seeking missile by opening the window sticking his arm out at nearly twice the speed of sound and firing a flare – while the plane is upside down and then alain delon turns off the engines so there won t be a heat source for the missiles to home in on yes someone actually got paid for writing this and that someone was future oscar winner and screenwriter of munich and the insider eric roth hey everybody has to start somewhere although in his defence it was producer jennings lang who came up with the plot still what do you expect from a film that credits stunt balloonists and ends with a shot of the concorde flying off into the sunset amazingly in one of those won t admit defeat moments studios used to be prone to universal shot another minutes or so of footage a couple of years later to include in the network tv showings not included on the dvd sadly its box office failure led to the fifth entry in the series the laugh riot that would have been airport ufo never getting off the ground even more genuinely tragically it was the concorde used in this film that crashed in france years later br br oh and if you re wondering what charo says to her chihuahua in unsubtitled spanish when it s not allowed on board it s what do you think don t worry when the revolution comes i promise you will fly on anything you want i promise what a shame my love what do they think they are ,0
if you were ever a fan of mtv s the state then these three guys will be familiar to you but even if you only stumbled upon them via the internet like i did you will soon come to appreciate their unique brand of comedy br br born out of their stand up comedy trio stella michael ian black michael showalter and david wain produced these brilliant vignettes of surreal comedy to display at their shows and now after being available only to download from two websites they appear in pristine glory on one dvd br br think comedy sketch show sans censorship and you d be halfway there no stone of decency is left unturned but for those who like their comedy rude self indulgent and bordering on puerile and i mean that in the most flattering way this is the dvd for you br br i think it s worth the money for the commentary from the two michaels and david alone you can t help but take a liking to them as they explain their actions cringe at their own antics with sex toys and by turn pat each other on the back and hurl abuse br br fantastic br br it must say something for the appeal of stella that the likes of julie bowen and paul rudd are willing to throw themselves into the action so fearlessly and you should follow their fine example throw preconceptions to the wind and prepare to laugh yourself sick ,1
i m a fan of the horror movie regardless of which hemisphere it comes from i know what to expect from the west the east and most horrors in the middle so i received the dvd of acacia in the post and looked forward to a slow build of ever increasing tension and scary children with odd disjointed movements hiding under duvets br br the major selling point for this film was that it has a far more linear story line than many of this ilk you get who the characters are where they are from and what they do you get the baseline information nice couple can t have children and realise that the premise is just too normal for something freaky not to happen br br and then comes the bad the number one complaint is that the story is obvious i got it pretty much the moment the kid hugged the tree i knew where the film was going and was even able to predict the order of death and for what reason br br the editing is shocking and unfortunately not to the benefit of the film even were i still pondering the events tension isn t allowed to build because the director seems to have gotten a new editing suite for his birthday and wanted to use it as much as possible br br and my final gripe is this the tree was unnecessary this would have been a perfectly good tale of subtle horror with just the couple breaking down over the death of the child the titular tree bought nothing new or exciting to the film so i ll finish where i started my overall impression was oh ,0
i ve noticed that a lot of people who post on the kerching board seem to hate this show which i actually find very surprising i think it s one of the best british kids shows there is it s a shame it s ending because it s very funny if a bit cheesy sometimes and has great characters the main character is a little like del boy although quite a lot smarter with his best friends he tried to make a million pounds for his mum by starting an online business and adopting a pseudonym of rudeboy his friends are seymour who likes to cook and danny who is simple minded and the comic relief character throughout the show some characters have left and new ones have come in but it s always been entertaining and improving ,1
and believe me that s a pretty stunning accomplishment take jolly roger massacre at cutter s cove change the killer from a pirate to a prospector change his obsession from buried treasure to old gold and his color from puke green to deep blue you now have miner s massacre the problem is at least jolly roger was entertaining enough albeit in a so bad it s good way to keep you watching it for the whole two hours there s no strip joint murder scene or any bizarre killings i can t tell you how many times i lost interest in miner s massacre and started doing dishes or cleaning around the condo and the ending is absolutely silly the er dude just randomly re appears out of nowhere to kill the local sheriff while the lead actor and actress are sitting in the sheriff s cruiser screaming a truly horrible movie ,0
pegg has had a few hits in the past few years starting with shaun of the dead in movie on to hot fuzz early he came out with run fat boy run and now comes this how to lose friends and alienate people which is in many ways one of my favourite comedy s of the year br br the film is about sidney yound a man who writes a failing magazine who makes fun of celebrity s mostly because he is not one of them anyway one of the most successful magazine owners played by jeff bridges invites him out of nostalgia to work at his magazine sidney is of course excited and moves to america there he meets a girl currently writing a book and hilarity ensues br br this film is great and i hope more come out like it in the near future pegg has once again given people everywhere another good film and i cant wait to the see the third part of the blood and ice cream trilogy paul i rate this film ,1
i saw this film much like skywalker did but when i could manage to see it again and with formal film training psychology and life has had the time to really take me by the hand and start beating me about i really click with the film i remember the pay for service cable channels played this thing almost to death much like poltergeist when it first came out and many other popular films i felt back then it wasn t worth the fuss and constant airtime i know cable isn t really on air given it but i was very young and adult situation drama wouldn t have and shouldn t have worked however recent viewing of the film has enlightened me on the film i think that susan surandon and molly ringwald were likely studying the script together and i would be a bit surprised if surandon had coached ringwald during this project ringwald s other projects while good do not have her exhibiting the potential depth as this role surandon nailed hers as raul julia did also cassavettes and wife delivered acceptable performances but i will admit at times first class acting turns to mediocre a steady ebb and flow to the acting does take place during many scenes but overall i can see why the story might call for the dynamic to become more subtle br br all in all i don t find this film to be the take me out and drown me kind of boredom fest as skywalker would have you believe i think that perhaps with the right psychological training and a bit more hardship in one s domestic life strategically placed coupled with some film courses perhaps this film would appear different i would say if you are feeling a bit melancholy and yearn for a simpler life and you have had your share of marital discord amongst dysfunctional family units then perhaps this film might provide more insight and entertainment than you might think i do feel it is a classic and find it much more entertaining than mainstream films that are supposed to share many of the same elements such as terms of endearment which as far as i am concerned could be stripped of a few extraordinary performances by jack nicholson then ceremoniously burned until nothing is left how could a film like that get more attention than this one talk about boredom best thing don t take my word or anyone else s see the film and support our industry ,1
the plot of this movie is set against the most terrible war in history of mankind the violent clash between adolf hitler s germany and soviet russia from br br with the western areas of their country thoroughly devastated and to million russian people killed the vibes of this conflict can be felt in russia up to the present day let alone back in when memories were still very fresh and painful br br this very black setting strongly contrasts with the fine and coherent style of letjat zhuravli s beautiful shots its simple story deals with human behaviour in times of war bravery love patriotism weakness cowardice and corruption all beautifully tied together by a toy squirrel br br add to this the truly magnificent acting and it s easy to understand why this movie is so famous really one of the very best ever made br br ,1
certainly this film is not for everybody but for anyone with a sense of humor and love of period film ð buy this immediately where else can you get a run down of õs fashion a period vocabulary primer karate trained hookers crime a rap about the titanicõs sinking shoot outs and a co star named queen bee watch for her moving crying scene early on in the wardens office with a filming style thatõs a cross between a porno movie dawn of the dead and car wash you cannot go wrong this is one to watch over and over againéafter you put the kids to bed ,1
i agree with what so many others have said about the shallow and offensive nature of this film s examination of racism it is baffling to me that so many people seem to have been fooled by its pretentiousness i want to comment on the matt dillon character as an example of what s most infuriating about this movie here we have a man who contrasted with the film s underlying message that we re all a little racist effectively rapes a woman in public cruelly humiliating her husband and deliberately goading him to make a move that as he well knows will lead to his arrest or even death he does all this after pulling the couple over without any legal cause but because as we come to understand they are black and wealthy and he is a hurt little boy who is now the police and can therefore do as he pleases this behavior is not a little racist this behavior is evil it is disturbing to me that this extreme of racism is held up next to another character s behavior spouting her paranoid stereotypes about gang violence to illustrate that everybody s a little racist later we re spoon fed some tripe about dillon s poor old dad and how black folks drove him into the poor house is this supposed to explain or worse excuse this behavior and is dillon s character meant to redeem himself by committing the utterly unmotivated and unbelievable laughably coincidental act of saving the woman he sexually assaulted the very night before please the fact that so many people seem to feel some kind of self congratulatory admiration for this film makes me feel sad about the shallowness of our understanding of racism and our apparent lack of commitment to condemning and ending it ,0
the concept of having laurel hardy this time in the role of chimney sweepers works out surprisingly hilarious it guarantees some funny situations and silly antics from especially stan laurel of course as usual br br the movie also has a subplot with a nutty professor who is working on a rejuvenation formula it doesn t really sound like a logical mix of story lines and incoherent but both plot lines blend in perfectly toward the memorable ending it s still a bit weird but its funny nevertheless so it works for the movie br br the supporting cast of the movie is surprising good sam adams is great as the stereotypical butler and lucien littlefield goes deliciously over the top as the nutty professor br br the movie is filled with some excellent timed and hilarious constructed sequences which are all quite predictable but become hilarious to watch nevertheless thanks to the way they are all executed it all helps to make dirty work to be one of the better laurel hardy shorts br br ,1
pokemon is little more than three or four episodes of the tv series strung together without the usual commercials the story is typical of pokemon conflict fighting and a resolution where all are happy in the end and there is nothing original or unusual in the animation some of the holes in the plot are filled in over the closing credits without explanation and everything is just a bit too sweet br br why see it on the big screen the only reason is to be a part of your child s world both of my sons enjoy pokemon and by my showing an interest in what they like we are closer seeing a film in a theatre is still different than seeing it on the tube and my sons enjoy the full movie going experience i gave the movie a mostly from my children s point of view br br ,0
this representation of the popular children s story on film is pretty pathetic to watch i know it is one of the earliest efforts at moviemaking but this minute picture is unimaginative and poorly shot the great train robbery which i also commented on is much more creative and exciting to watch br br we see little long haired jack trade a cow men in a cow suit for a hatful of beans from a merchant and later a beanstalk grows from where his mom throws them in the yard i guess poor jack attained the wrong kind jack dreams of a goose actually it seems to be a chicken and golden egg and the next day climbs the stalk into heaven br br there is no effort made to be creative in this film the stalk looks like a rope with leaves on it the giant is just a tall bearded guy in a home with nothing abnormally large in comparison to jack and the climax to the film where jack makes his escape with the goose chicken and its golden egg is miserable as a stuffed dummy falls from out of screenshot in place of the giant and then the actor takes its place rising up on his feet in a exaggerated death dance like in most early films the beanstalk leaf covered rope comes trailing down from above and coils neatly on the giants forehead br br watch something else ,0
this movie made me think of how i could write something about it without personally dissing the director and all the actors who as an australian i am proud of for actually getting out there and making a film br br but the movie itself let me tell you a story br br found this dvd in my local rental shop yesterday and had vague recollections of the reviews at the time of cinema release here so i thought i would give it a go br br for some reason i decided to watch the special features before i watched the actual movie not something that i usually do turned the making of off halfway through as i d had enough cringing at the aren t we so wonderful for putting together such a hard hitting film with such a raw script attitude br br the movie ugh full of clichés and pathetic character development the actors well done guys you are aussies and i applaud you and just like a footy team is only as good as the coach that directs them you unfortunately did not have a great script to work with br br i felt that the movie actually trivialised so many of the subjects that it seemed to want to cover i have seen many reviews here that refer to it as nothing more than a soap agreed br br finally and forgive me if i don t phrase this correctly i was extremely disappointed that there were no optimistic overtones at all yes we all know that life is full of hard stuff and yes we know that things such as incest do occur but i really find it hard to applaud a movie that has not one piece of joy in it i believe that a director has a responsibility to put it in there somewhere otherwise the movie is all about them and their feelings they have created it for themselves not for an audience br br which i think is the basis of why this movie isn t so great the special features mention that the director wrote the screenplay in a hour sitting the day after he himself tried to end his own life well it may have been cathartic for him to do this however the movie reeks of self indulgence when you know the story behind why it was written i feel horrid i m going to write a movie about feeling horrid note i have read the interview with andrew urban and understand why thalluri needed to write something to help him through his own issues but i believe there is a line in film that cannot be crossed the line of making a movie purely for your own emotional needs and i feel that this is what has unintentionally happened here br br by his own admission the director had no technical experience at all and sadly this makes the movie come off looking like nothing more than a year twelve media project br br as for any recommendations that this movie should be studied at school or that all teenagers should watch it not sure there either because there is a very dangerous line at the end i too have been in a place where i have thought that someone who no longer has to face life is lucky but as an adult i do worry that this line could be influential on a young viewer that was in a vulnerable frame of mind might be in there to promote discussion but again it reflects no possibility of redemption or joy in this story as a whole in fact it almost indicates that there is more sadness to come br br i haven t seen elephant but i just might go find it given all the comparisons here br br nothing personal here guys i do hope you can make another movie someday and we all have to start out somewhere so forgive me if i ve been too harsh i am glad that you are proud of what you created which in the end is what life is all about it s not a movie i would recommend though br br oh i did like the way the time frames often collided thought that was an interesting way to film br br but the whole its the quiet ones you have to watch we already know that ,0
pure schlock from beginning to end the average year old might find that it has an interesting take on discrimination otherwise it s a pure camp fest endurance test like one of those so so episodes of star trek the next generation that thinks it has something important to say br br you ll see every plot twist a mile off in this by the numbers romp however it s worth seeing for its portrayal of drag king prostitutes a brothel where young women pay old men to have sex with them how s that for role reversal and lesbian soap operas the ghost of valerie solanis lives ,0
i wasn t even born when this series was released in the usa it took about another decade before british tv networks laid hold of it br br in fact i was fortunate enough to see the very first episode in which the lone ranger was one of a posse who ran into an ambush and got slaughtered tlr was the only survivor although badly wounded he was saved by a passing indian called tonto i believe he took to wearing a mask in order to hide his true identity for fear of reprisal but instead he made himself all the more recognisable dunno if he wore it in his sleep br br this was saturday teatime staple the fanfare bugles of william tell s overture presaged a dash to the telly food still in hand though it very quickly became repetitive predictable hokum nobody ever unmasked him nobody ever landed a punch nobody ever out shot him he was a little too good and just a little too camp in his dress for most kids poor tonto on the other hand became his aunt sally he was always getting slugged and tied up and kidnapped and stuff br br and what did he keep calling the lone ranger king savvy was the general consensus where i lived it seemed to imply the big know all in indian speak but is sounded like something else as if mr silverheels had a speech defect kemosabe what the hell s that br br a later and less well merchandised duo called the range rider and dick west eventually won my vote this featured a naked faced jock mahoney who got beat up pretty thoroughly in each episode and was altogether less camp less super and more believable br br still even today i can t hear william tell s overture without expecting the gallop of hooves and a hearty hi oh silver br br devine daftness ,1
it might have been a good movie if it had explored something more interesting rather than just the surface of a lesbian relationship if this was the meaning of the movie it is quite predictable not mentioning that the two girls resemble the russian group t a t u coincidence i don t think so there is nothing original in this movie to support it so they had to use something which is already famous you know the recipe the other actors well i just don t know what their role is supposed to be most of them are well known people in romania and i must mention some of them are not even actors e g mihaela radulescu so to summarize it girl band tatty desperate publicity needing actors a non existing plot the occasion to use bad language in order to shock love sick too bad the idea was good though and i am seriously holding myself from commenting the title ,0
prix de beauté was made on the cusp of the changeover from silence to sound which came a little later in europe than in hollywood originally conceived as a silent it was released with a dubbed soundtrack in france with a french actress speaking louise brooks lines but was released as a silent in italy and other parts of europe i was lucky enough to see the cineteca di bologna s flawless new restoration of an italian silent print at the tribeca film festival i haven t seen the talkie version yet but i think it s safe to assume the silent version is much more satisfying since by all reports the dubbing is poorly done louise brooks is clearly speaking english so there s no way her lips could be matched also the film is made entirely in the silent style with few titles and little need for dialogue prix de beauté tells its story visually with exciting imaginative camera work the opening is instantly kinetic with rapidly cut scenes of urban life and swimmers splashing at a public beach throughout the film there is an emphasis on visual detail on clothing machinery decoration and symbolic images such as a caged bird a heap of torn photographs a diamond bracelet this is silent film technique at its pinnacle br br louise brooks of course is responsible for saving the film from obscurity seeing this makes it only more heartbreaking to reflect that this was her last starring role lustrously beautiful she dominates the film with her charisma and also gives a perfectly natural yet highly charged performance her role here more than in the pabst films for which she s best known is a woman we can fully understand and sympathize with she plays lucienne garnier a typist with a possessive fiancé who yearns to get more out of life and secretly enters a beauty contest with immediate success she is then torn between the excitement of her glamorous new life and her love for the man who insists she give it all up or lose him all of the characters are drawn with nuance the fiancé inspires pity and is not merely a brute he loves lucienne but is a limited man who can t cope with her having a life apart from him or attracting the attentions of other men even the other man in the story is not the simple slimeball we first take him for though his intentions may be just as possessive as the fiancé s br br warning spoilers below br br the film has many fine set pieces including lucienne s triumph in the miss europe contest shown through the comic reactions of assorted audience members who wind up pelting the heroine with flowers her misery as a housewife peeling potatoes while the pendulum of the cuckoo clock marks time behind her a nightmarish trip to a fun fair in the silent version this occurs late in the film after her marriage at which lucienne crushed among the low lifes and depressed by her husband s macho antics decides that she can t go on with her present existence and especially the final scene in the projection room where she views her talkie screen test louise brooks may never have looked more beautiful than she does here with the projector s beam flickering on her alabaster profile her shoulders swathed in white fur her face incandescent under the black helmet of hair as she watches herself singing on screen the double shot of her exquisite corpse and her still living image on the screen is particularly poignant louise brooks image like lucienne s remains immortal despite her frustratingly aborted film career ,1
 war is in your blood rambo says early in the film don t fight it say what is the scriptwriter taking the mickey out of sly it is impossible for any person with a primary school education to miss the joke here yet stallone utters it without a hint of irony br br the same lack of humour applies to the movie rambo iv is an over the top idiotic actioner that would have been funny without intention if it weren t sickeningly violent a redneck fantasy of the basest kind where villains are so villainous it is not enough just to kill them – you have to dismember them with relish stallone stops at no blue collar cliché to make his point it is not enough for the chief villain to be feed them to the pigs throw babies into fire kind of sadist he is also a pedophile homosexual br br what is happening to imdb is it taken over by the rifle society how can this loathsome excuse for gross exploitation rate that high i like a good action movie as much as the next man but this is not entertainment – this is pornography of violence that trivializes and ultimately denigrates the real tragedy of myanmar the only good thing about the movie is that sly doesn t take his shirt off for this i will give it one star ,0
i went in to this thinking another gross movie with gross humor telling from my first sentence i don t like that humor and this movie had it s moments but i loved it justin long has really never done comedy like this where he s sarcastic and clever and i loved it lewis black enough said the ending i really did love because it had to take itself seriously i mean how else would you end it yes it s another underdog story but not in your typical format and the movie wasn t their ups and downs it was people coming together for one common goal to go to college where they were accepted the cast was amazing and yes i did laugh at loud when i didn t think i would and the laughter lasted longer then i thought to the parents and sister played their roles well but their characters are put in when necessary the movie was not focused around them but at the same time they showed up when you expect and not expect them to they played in to the story very well and i loved the familiar faces anthony heald boston public jeremy howard i galaxy quest with justin long ross patterson the new guy and sam horrigan brink blake lively added her certain something to the movie which made it even more enjoyable as well as b s friends i recommend this movie to whoever hated those gross comedies of the last years and really want something with humor and an actually story line ,1
it may be difficult to believe but the basic plot of this abysmal flick has been lifted from hitchcock s perennial classic vertigo to see edward james olmos in the part once played by james stewart is heart breaking sean young is better but still a poor substitute for kim novak ,0
if you liked watching mel gibson in million dollar hotel then you might enjoy watching burt reynolds in yet another film so bad it could never be distributed i can only attest to the dvd version so maybe the vhs version is better quality wise but the movies night and dark scenes have been so poorly done that everythings seems red i first thought my dvd players was messed up it wasn t if you insist on watching it i recommend you adjust the color on your tv until it is black and white if you don t you will never be able to get through the film if you do it will simply remind you of a poor film students attempt to revist the style of pulp fiction ,0
if i could give this film a real rating it would likely be in the minus numbers while i respect the fact that somebody has to keep making these terrible horror films seriously people buying a ticket for this film is a waste of money you could be spending on something far more worth your time br br despite it being a horror film there is nothing scary about it unless the idea of seeing how many horror cliché s you can fit in one movie scares you if the rating had been higher it probably would have made for a better film in the long run br br whoever made this version of prom night you screwed up the actors could probably have done a decent job if it weren t for the questionable scripting this was a terrible waste of a cinema trip i d sooner go and see one missed call again at least that had some plot ,0
this movie was a poor movie the plot was poor and the comedy they tried to deliver came out poorly the accidents seem contrived and predictable i thought the actors tried to some extent but with this movie it was so lame it can only go so far one of the worst films i have seen and don t recommend it to anyone the only accident to mr accident was it s release ,0
one of the worst films i have ever seen how to define worst i would prefer having both eye balls yanked out and then be forced to tap dance on them than ever view this pitiful dreck again somehow one hit wonder zwick manages a film that simultaneously offends elvis fans mary kay saleswomen las vegas gays fbi agents and the rest of humanity with any intelligence with a shoddy sloppy farce so forced it deserves to be forsaken ed how elvis presley enterprises could allow the rights of actual elvis songs to be used in a film with a central premise that seems to be the only good elvis presley imitator is a dead one is beyond me the worst part of this mess and that takes some work is the mangled script in elvis words and songs that he would speak perform in the s are quoted worst special effect that oscar would go to the moron who decided that elvis grave potentially the most photographed recognizable grave in the world resembles a pyramid with a gold record glued atop and is situated in the middle of a park somewhere potentially this film s biggest audience would be elvis fans however the rampant stupidity nixon gave elvis a dea badge not fbi credentials and i could go on and on actually undercuts that conventional wisdom ugh i used the word wisdom to describe this stupid movie this is truly a horrible horrible film ,0
screened this morning for the press at roma film festival n io e napoleone is easy to love first of all it can count on great production values as very few italian films nowadays can with wonderful settings and costumes the cast is great too director virzì constantly speaks of the young lead elio germano as a young de niro now of course he is going a way too far but sure the boy can act i loved his performance and he did a great job with the tuscan accent daniel auteuil is a great actor and did very well as bonaparte it s really great to see him acting in italian i hope to see him working in italy again very soon the supporting cast worked well too people like valerio mastrandrea or sabrina impacciatore may seem unlikely choices but they all gave fine performances even massimo ceccherini best known for appearing in his own moronic films and in trashy tv reality shows fitted in well and was actually funny the low point of the cast was the diva monica bellucci sure she was slightly better than usual but she managed to look and sound utterly unnatural even in the part of baronessa emilia in which with a good dose of self irony she used her own umbro accent the script by veteran furio scarpelli and virzì himself is clever with lots of laugh out loud lines and a few very emotional moments too sure the ending left me puzzled the message is kind of ambiguous the whole film says that political ideals can bring you to blind hate but if you get closer you will learn that the object of your hate is after all a little human being like everyone else sometimes funny sometimes sad sometimes pathetic so that suddenly it s difficult to hate him then in the last few minutes it says that after all it would have been better to shoot him in the head at the beginning personally i dislike very much this notion io e napoleone is still a pleasant film the best presented at the festival so far the other being fur and the hoax my rating is ,1
this movie could have been minutes long if it weren t for all the bickering between son and father very predictable both male stars need a good slap in the face would you like some cheese with that whine two chuckles and a headache i can understand why the mother left her hubby after years i don t know how she lasted that long the first minutes made me want to turn the movie off wishing i had never paid the to watch it the movie didn t flow well and was painfully long i kept watching my watch hoping time would fly faster it didn t the script had so much repetition that it had to be easy for the writer to fill space on a positive note the scenery was pretty fall being my favorite season the car the ford was also quite nice this movie gets an d rating approaching an f,0
nothing about this movie is any good it s a formulaic predictable romantic comedy geared to make females force their significant others to watch in other words it s a predictable chic flick that is neither comedic or romantic and is extraordinarily forgettable if you like watching the same thing over and over then this movie will fit just perfect i was also forced to watch this with my g f at the time and it s no surprise we are no longer together i enjoy great movies that are wonderful to watch while she just wants to see the same thing over and over again just with different actors nothing good to say about this movie the title says it all one b c i can t give it a zero ,0
i think this movie is the most misunderstood film in jerry lewis career it s little slow starting but after it gets going is very funny jerry s use of irony like never before in his earlier films ie who s minding the store the nutty professor etc the idea is clear it s a mock of the dirty dozen instead of getting soldiers on death row to do a suicide mission as in that film you have f s tag alongs including the former l a dodgers all star centerfielder willie davis as linc hilarious love that movie ,1
the year saw no fewer than filmed productions of h g wells great novel war of the worlds this is perhaps the least well known and very probably the best of them no other version of wotw has ever attempted not only to present the story very much as wells wrote it but also to create the atmosphere of the time in which it was supposed to take place the last year of the th century using wells original setting in and near woking england br br imdb seems unfriendly to what they regard as spoilers that might apply with some films where the ending might actually be a surprise but with regard to one of the most famous novels in the world it seems positively silly i have no sympathy for people who have neglected to read one of the seminal works in english literature so let s get right to the chase the aliens are destroyed through catching an earth disease against which they have no immunity if that s a spoiler so be it after a book and other films including the classic you ought to know how this ends br br this film which follows wells plot in the main is also very cleverly presented – in a way that might put many viewers off due to their ignorance of late th early th century photography although filmed in a widescreen aspect the film goes to some lengths to give an impression of contemporaneity the general coloration of skin and clothes display a sepia tint often found in old photographs rather than black colors are often reminiscent of hand tinting at other times colors are washed out these variations are typical of early films which didn t use standardized celluloid stock and therefore presented a good many changes in print quality even going from black white to sepia white to blue white to reddish white and so on – as you ll see on occasion here the special effects are deliberately retrograde of a sort seen even as late as the s – and yet the martians and their machines are very much as wells described them and have a more nearly realistic feel some of effects are really awkward – such as the destruction of big ben the acting is often more in the style of that period than ours some aspects of victorian dress may appear odd particularly the use of pomade or brilliantine on head and facial hair br br this film is the only one that follows with some closeness wells original narrative – as has been noted viewers may find it informative to note plot details that appear here that are occasionally retained in other versions of the story wells description of the martians – a giant head mounted on numerous tentacles – is effectively portrayed when the martian machines appear about an hour into the film they too give a good impression of how wells described them both wells and this film do an excellent job of portraying the progress of the martians from the limited perspective primarily of rural england – plus a few scenes in london involving the narrator s brother the director is unable to resist showing the destruction of a major landmark big ben but at least doesn t dwell unduly on the devastation of london br br the victory of the martians is hardly a surprise despite the destruction by cannon of some of their machines the narrator traveling about to seek escape sees much of what wells terms the rout of mankind he encounters a curate endowed with the victorian affliction of a much too precious and nervous personality they eventually find themselves on the very edge of a martian nest where they discover an awful fact the martians are shown to be vampires who consume their prey alive in a very effective scene wells adds that after eating they set up a prolonged and cheerful hooting the narrator finally is obliged to beat senseless the increasingly hysterical curate – who revives just as the martians drag him off to the larder cheers from the gallery british curates are so often utterly insufferable br br this film lasts almost hours going through wells story in welcome detail it s about time the author got his due – in a compelling presentation that builds in dramatic impact a word about the acting don t expect award winning performances they re not bad however the actors are earnest and they grow on you most of them however have had very abbreviated film careers often only in this film the narrator is played by hunky anthony piana in his nd film the curate is john kaufman – also in his nd film as an actor but who has had more experience directing the brother henderson is played with some conviction by w bernard bauman in his first film the artilleryman the only other sizable part is played by james lathrop in his first film br br this is overall a splendid film portraying for the first time the war of the worlds as wells wrote it despite its slight defects it is far and away better than any of its hyped up competitors if you want to see h g wells war of the worlds – and not some wholly distorted version of it – see this film ,1
this is really bad the characters were bland the story was boring and there is no sex scene furthermore it lacks drama the conflict is minimal causing it to be extremely slow paced nothing happens in this film you would expect a sex scene but they just have a kiss the plot revolves around three characters a man his wife and a stranger that they pick up from the high way the couple invite the stranger to stay with them because he is homeless at this point you would expect the stranger to have sex with the wife right no they just kiss and thats it also this film contains no action no comedy no drama and not even suspense makes you think that maybe the studio did not even read this script ,0
cameron mitchell plays an actor who is dating a young actress who used to date the head of a movie studio she s too young for both of them at a party when he s lighting his cigarette the studio boss throws a high alcohol content drink in his face and he catches fire in the hospital his face is entirely bandaged and he still lights up a cigarette he becomes the resident sculptor of the movieland wax museum and palace where he also lights up cigarettes br br mitchell recovers more or less having really poorly done burn makeup on one side of his face that looks like gray spackle and tape and an eyepatch when mitchell isn t smoking he s killing people well he only kills people sometimes since he prefers to inject them with something that puts them in a sort of waxy coma if he doesn t administer it regularly and he never seems to remember they start to move again a little although they re in a sort of hypnotic zombie state not all his sculptures are people though he evidently does have talent as a sculptor br br the ending which seemed to have been struck from a much poorer print than the rest of the movie is really absurd they seemed not to know what to do and went back to the title for an idea apart from the oddly grainy final shots the rest of the movie is in fairly good shape except for the audio in some scenes which sounds like it was run through a blown speaker definitely not one of the better wax museum movies ,0
 and i m so disappointed because i can t seem to buy the dvd or vhs of it anywhere br br its a kind of mix of uncle buck and the great outdoors and molly ringwald is fabulous as the spoilt teenager this was made when molly was still a brunette just before she hit the big time with pretty in pink br br i d definitely recommend it to anyone who likes a good clean family comedy with an edge br br if anyone has a copy of this or knows where i can get one please leave a message for me it ll be much appreciated ,1
 spoiler it gives away the very irrelevant ending br br at the beginning of this movie there was a brief intro to the world of gore by the master of gore movies h g lewis he talked about how this movie was lost and then found years after the director s death he also talked about how gore movies were measured by the amount of stage blood used in it blood feast was a galloner maniacs was a galloner but then he goes and claims that dr gore was a galloner i want to know where half of the gallons went watching the movie i saw very little near gallons agreed there was a fairly large amount of blood but no where near gallons some of the dismemberment scenes were definitely pretty gory and realistic strings of flesh and all but i wouldn t say gallons br br end ennnnnnnnndddddd does that sound familiar that s what you should have been saying near the last half of this movie after the igor character was tossed into the acid bath the movie slowed to a painful crawl there was no coherent end as it didn t fit into anything the minutes before it provided she drove off in a van with a total stranger big deal that s what happens when you keep an individual i won t say person because she doesn t qualify as a person very innocent about the world around her the doctor teaches the girl that a man is to be loved so every man she meets she loves br br even though h g lewis told us at the beginning of the movie that we may not like the acting the directing or even the gore i will go with choices a and b both were terrible it was enough to give me bad dreams of cut editing and people with shifty eyes as they talk to one person but i made it through the movie and came out stronger too bad i couldn t say the same after finishing robo c h i c br br this was a bad movie i can usually take my doses of vinegar in good stride but every once in a while you get a movie that bites back i think this movie took off an arm or a leg haha sigh admitted i did enjoy the stare down scenes where the good doctor stared at his future victims and opened his eyes really wide and just stared it was very similar to fuad ramseys in blood feast when he stared at that lady in his catering shop and did not use his power after that i guess this movie picks up where fuad s powers left off br br final judgement the movie should have stayed lost good day br br scott ,0
the book gets out of stars br br probably contains spoilers of both the book and the movie br br if you ve never read geoffrey household s rogue male the source material for man hunt you ll likely enjoy fritz lang s treatment of the story on the other hand if you re in my camp and have practically memorized the book the movie will be a crashing disappointment i ll assume you ve already read a synopsis of the story and proceed to my complaints household s little novel is one of the all time great suspense classics taut and spare with only a bare handful of characters to propel the action fritz lang and his screen writer dudley nichols feel the need to throw in the protagonist s brother and a sympathetic floozy the latter of which reduces the depth of the story by injecting an extrinsic motivation into the screenplay where the novel needed none in fact the true climax of the book was not the nameless narrator s escape from his underground lair but rather his self acceptance of his true motive for going on his hunt in the first place and that s another thing if david fincher and quentin tarantino can get us all the way through fight club and kill bill without revealing the names of their respective protagonists why can t lang thorndyke what hat did they pull that out of which brings me to my bitterest complaint household s hunter is so quintessentially british he would bleed a union jack if you cut him but walter pigeon who plays him is canadian he can barely sustain the accent which is only slightly deeper and more convincing that kevin costner s in robin hood he looked about right in the role and was a fine actor for the s but as rogue male s reluctant hero let s look to the sceptered isle itself for a more convincing version remake soon with subtlety and with please i ll direct it for free ,0
this movie is bufoonery and i loved it the dragon lord jacky chan and his buddy cowboy totally made the movie fun meaningful and just plain silly the movie is a rare blend of a good vs evil fight and somehow the wonders and fun that is growing up long shao ye takes the viewer through the daily activities of the young dragon lord so named because he is the son of a wealthy family and cowboy which include implementing clever elaborate ways to escape studying with the help of the entire household including the tutor competing in rather boyish and idiotically interesting ways to gain the affection of a local girl competing in soccer you will see what i mean and the list goes on somehow they find themselves in the midst of a fight to save the a shipment of valuable antiques and the lives of several people br br the movie has its serious moments but they do not depress but rather inspire the playfulness of the boys are not lost in this exchange but is actually employed against evil what i really loved about this movie is how it ends not the typical confrontation which in itself was awesome but well you ll see let me just say it truly captures the spirit of the movie br br silly witty meaningful and nostalgic great movie ,1
a wonder one of the best musicals ever the three busby berkely numbers that end the movie are spectacular but what makes this film so wonderful is the incredible non stop patter and the natural acting of cagney and blondell keeler is also lovely even though she may not have been a great actress there s a freshness in the movie that you don t see in flicks today much less in the usually stilted s films even though the plot involving the setting up of movies prologues is quite dated ,1
while not as bad as it has been made to be i have seen much worse this is still a very lame movie basically a rehash of siegel s coogan s bluff with the main difference being that clint eastwood s hat has more charisma than the whole of joe don baker an unappealing actor if there was one br br however venantino venantini is great and great fun as the bad guy sort of a budget vittorio gassman he is the main reason to sit through this steampile as the rest of the cast deliver mostly terrible acting specially the girl poor old rossano brazzi hard to believe he was once a romantic lead watch mondo cane to see him running away from women looking here like a second tier ben gazzara he s given next to nothing to do it s all joe don s show unfortunately and all of it scored to generic s action movie music that couldn t be more boring br br greydon clark can make good b movies without warning but here he trips falls breaks his nose and loses three teeth well at least the malta locations were nice and there s venantini to try to save the day ,0
antwone fisher is the story of a young emotionally troubled u s navy seaman his problems lead him to jerome davenport a psychiatrist who helps him realize that his troubles stem from his childhood upbringing br br get ready to shed a tear or two the movie could thaw the coldest heart i loved the story which turns from something so very awful to happen to anyone into a positive ending antwone fisher is a powerful movie most importantly about forgiveness other important issues that get you thinking are child abuse adoption and foster care br br oscar winner denzel washington does an impressive job in his directorial debut there were many scenes which i enjoyed watching they included the beginning dreams of a little boy – check out the gigantic sized pancakes and the ending dreams turned into reality which beautifully tied the story together br br another wonderful scene occurred when the doctor encouraged antwone to search for his family to find answers to his questions about his family that abandoned him br br my favorite scene happened when the young man finally confronted his mother and her reaction towards him priceless br br all the actors represented their parts well br br in addition to directorial responsibilities mr washington continues to show why he won an oscar award and is successful in all his acting roles he had a strong presence in this movie br br actor derek luke demonstrated why he was so right for the part of antwone fisher he portrayed very real and heart tugging work br br joy bryant who played the part of cheryl antwone s love interest resembled a ray of sunshine on the screen the chemistry flowed well between the romantic characters br br novella nelson who played the part of mrs tate a despicable character deserves special mention br br although we only see her for a few minutes the actress who played fisher s mother gave an outstanding performance br br everyone should see antwone fisher ,1
i m not sure what intrigues me about this movie so it is grainy poorly written bleached out often ridiculous and at many points mind numbingly dull the person i was watching it with fell asleep twice and yet there is something in this film that fascinates me though i am not sure what perhaps the character of sam an enormous former patient who was lobotimized by the former head doctor and who is perpetually sucking on an ice pop or the marvelously played head doctor i forget her name br br anyway watch it and form you re own opinion it has one of the greatest endings i have seen in film ,1
enjoyed viewing this film on tcm and watching a very young william powell philo vance playing detective just like he did with myrna loy in the thin man series back in the s william powell played in the philo vance series and in this picture the famous veteran actress mary astor hilda lake becomes one of the suspects in a murder suicide case where a man named archer coe robert barrot is found dead and archer was in a room that was bolted from the inside ralph morgan raymond wrede archer s secretary gave a great supporting role and was the brother to frank morgan who appeared in the wizard of oz eugene palette detective sgt heath appeared in quite a few of these philo vance films and also gave a great performance in robin hood with errol flynn always remember the least likely actor could very well be the killer enjoy a great classic from the past ,1
i had high hopes going to see this as i always enjoy paul bettany s performances i thought he was very good as darwin and did his best considering the terrible material he had to work with br br darwin s book on the origin of species was one of the most ground breaking controversial and innovative publications ever yet you d never think it based on this tedious movie it s like a two hour episode of a soap opera in a victorian setting there is virtually nothing about darwin s five year voyage on the beagle to the galapagos islands for example surely of supreme significance to the story as it was from his investigations of the wildlife thereon that he began to form his theory of evolution br br this is just one long dreary domestic drama with darwin portrayed as a slightly loopy eccentric seeing visions of his dead daughter everywhere and being given the cold shoulder by his emotionally constipated wife jennifer connelly s portrayal of emma darwin is nothing short of awful and bears little relation to historical descriptions of the real emma there could have been an opportunity here to present the creationist interpretation of life on earth from either emma or from the local priest as played by jeremy northam a blink and you d miss it part which is a complete waste of a talented actor to act as a counterbalance to darwin s views but it wasn t taken up br br the story focused too much on endless mawkish sentiment about darwin s grief for his daughter annie and too much time was also wasted in darwin wondering whether or not to write his book eventually i was so bored it was difficult to care br br all in all this was a bit like making a movie about picasso and spending two hours concentrating on him having a fight with his girlfriend and not bothering to mention that he was an artist ,0
spoilers in as far as i describe characters and their relation to the plot br br this is a quality film the subject matter is at once grim and gripping the dogged determination of stephen rea s character burakov is simply captivating with any due apologies to him his hangdog continually put upon expression serves the character well he is as we in england would say of the inspector taggart tv series character bound to be grim because he sees three murders a week well that s not strictly accurate as chikatila operated over a number of years br br you get a real sense of the blankwall resistance of the ussr bureaucracy brilliantly portrayed by joss ackland who often seems made for this sort of role br br a key character and i write this as the remake of invasion of the body snatchers is being shown on bbc is the donald sutherland character mikhail fetisov his quiet support of burakov is steadfast and it endures through perestroika and drives the involvement of the fbi for profiling brilliant br br this is a must see as far as i am concerned ,1
set in the s los angeles christopher boyce has just dropped out of seminary school and returned back home were his father gets him a job where he monitors intelligence documents his old friend daulton lee is a ratty cock drug dealer and gets caught in a set up and must choose between becoming a narc or facing a long stint in prison when up on bail he jumps and heads to mexico city chris offers lee in a partnership to be his messenger to sell secret papers to the soviet union embassy in mexico city because of the disgrace he feels about the us government s control over weaker countries to their own gain but over time the two begin to clash with their motivations and find themselves in something bigger then they had originally intended br br director john schlesinger has spun out such films like the respectable midnight cowboy marathon man sunday bloody sunday and day of the locust while the falcon and the snowman might not be held up that high there s no question that this sombre espionage drama inspired by a true incident is an unjustly overlooked character portrait everything about it is quite a subdued affair with no real grandeur qualities hitting a massive mark the driving factor of the film has got to be the admirably versatile lead performances of timothy hutton and sean penn as the two ambitious young lads chris and daulton penn is especially good with his uneasy intensity which works well off hutton s superbly cool and collected turn what starts off as easy we watch the situation gradually crumble as the two amateurs find themselves really out of their league the strongly detailed and symbolic predatory behaviour plot mainly centres on the pair s relationship and that of their reasoning s for their actions which eventually shows us the knotty developments that led to their downfall the plan opens up like a wound to never properly heal due to daulton s drug addiction which really makes him go off the rails and leaves chris to pick up all the slack the searing political aspect is there but it focus on the themes of idealism boyce and greed lee to get its point across both don t mix and results show suspense is justified through its stimulating pot boiling script and character interactions then that of any visual gimmicks action is very little but still there s a pressure induced style to schlesinger s assured and realistically dark n gritty direction pacing is mostly well handled although some sequences do seem to wallow on for too long but however it grips you as it plays on its authentically paranoid tone to slowly build up to an exploding tight latter end adeptly fleshed into the technical production is an airily harrowing music score and professionally poignant cinematography the supporting cast are exceptionally fine with pat hingle lori singer david suchet boris leskin jerry hardin and joyce van patten also look out for michael ironside in a tiny part as a fbi agent br br a mostly outstanding spy film that benefits largely from talented lead performances and by not playing the usual stakes it s more an emotional ride then a complex one of twists recommended ,1
time line of the film laugh laugh laugh smirk smirk yawn look at watch walk out remember funny parts at the beginning smirk br br unfortunately this movie has a good concept that it grinds to the ground ,0
while this movie is not the most entertaining in the world i think it is better than most over all i mean it had it s little laughs and just all around a good feeling it s not too often we get to see two old geezers just having fun with their age and honestly having a good time with the jokes walter and jack had such a great chemistry together as friends brother in laws just watching them romancing these women was fun and you rooted for them all the way because wither we have to admit it or not for their age they still had game d i loved just the whole plot of being able to move on and having fun no matter how old you are i d recommend this movie for a nice laugh if you want one br br ,1
this is a classic continuation to bleu the likewise excellent film with juliet binouche as a main star moreover she is a cameo appearance here in rouge just for a second at the very end but this film truly red and very sweet although very sad is a real winner the main heroine played by ever great irene jakob is a successful photo fashion model she leads a full active life only darkened by her traumatic relations with her weird friend mike who is in england by some lucky chance she gets friendly with the old judge who spends time listening to the private telephone talks of his neighbors the story starts to weave even further and we see him in court being almost universally condemned for his pastime she is the only one who feels sympathy for him for his cute doggy rita and her pups and for all the people who surround them we also witness the break up of a happy couple of a young lawyer and his lady and their quarrel is also fueled by that telephone scandal but the film is not about this even it is mostly about the loneliness and deep rifts between people far and near when she sails to england on a ferry with that lawyer as a chance fellow passenger as well as that earlier mentioned binoche who starred in bleu the ship sinks and we see the horrified look of the judge when he watches the news trying to guess if she survived she did and still we feel very heavy at heart mr kislowski managed to draw a grand subtle story about the solitude misunderstanding secrets and pain deep dark personal pain of those who are lost and lonely brilliant film ,1
unspeakable starts in los angeles with jim roger cline his wife alice fhelleps tamera noll arguing as they drive along in the pouring rain unfortunately jim crashes the car his daughter heather leigh silver ends up dead while alice is turned into a wheelchair bound vegetable devastated by the death of his daughter jim starts visiting prostitutes he then kills them because of voices in his head erm that s it really br br written produced directed by chad ferrin i hate unspeakable as a film there are some films you occasionally see that move the goal posts as it were in regard to everything you watch thereafter some films are so brilliant that all other s will be judged by it while other s like unspeakable for example are so bad that it sets a new cinematic low this is truly one of the worst films i ve ever seen i am seriously surprised by the largely positive comments on the imdb although i m not surprised the the low overall rating on the main page i not sure if i missed something but for a start unspeakable has no plot it has no story a lot of it seems almost random there was nothing in unspeakable to maintain my interest or entertain as a result became a test of endurance to get through to the end the film tries to be shocking with some limp scenes of sexual abuse of a rent boy by a priest there is a scene in which a disabled person craps herself it splats on the floor her dodgy male nurse starts feeling her soiled genitals legs underwear if anyone can find such crap entertaining then i ll just cut my wrists now the character s are some of the worst i ve had the misfortune to know the dialogue is hilariously bad with some it sounding like it came straight from some dirty faggot porno of the worst kind it doesn t work as a horror as it s not scary in the slightest it s absolutely hilarious frankly insulting to claim that it is trying to be a serious drama about someone suffering a great loss attempting to cope with it overall i just think it s a pointless rubbishy badly made piece of crap from troma br br director ferrin films like some badly made documentary the special effects are terrible are of the let s pour tomato ketchup on our actor s face the audience will be convinced that they died a gory death variety there is no graphic violence at all apart from a suicide where someone sticks a knife in their own mouth considering the amount of prostitutes in unspeakable the nudity levels are kept to an absolute minimum br br apparently unspeakable had a budget of about all i can say is where did all the money go oh a quick note to the filmmakers if your going to record sound live make sure you don t have your actor s deliver their lines next to a main road that half of los angeles seem to be driving up the acting sucks period br br unspeakable is in my opinion total crap it s probably not the worst i ve ever seen but it s right down there i can t remember seeing such a awful film recently one to avoid unless your a masochist or insomniac ,0
this is a dramatic film in the whole sense of the word it tells a tail that here in greece we live as a routine in everyday life without realizing how sad it is sure it has some extremes but every now and then real life sorrow surpasses art it is deeply critical of the goals we pursue and the whole social structure build around them the film has a deeper understanding of greek ways of life stereotypes and social structure unlike most greek films that have a certain fast food mainstream audience this one does not target anyone in particular but while you watch it you feel that someone put the best possible words and pictures to describe your feelings i am not a big fan of traditional music either but i wouldn t like to hear anything else when it was played during the film br br if someone told me to say something against this film i d define the following sometimes the transition between scenes seemed sudden or somewhat cut i guess the editing had to cut it up to fit the hours and a bit for the theatres br br anyway i could write more and more to express my thought over this but i guess u have to see it and discuss it with a friend a must see,1
when discussing a movie titled snakes on a plane we should point out early that the snakes are pretty darn important to the plot br br what we have here are very bad cgi snakes that neither look nor move like real snakes snakes are scary because they appear to be slimy they crawl they slither these snakes do nothing of the sort they glide along like they would in a video game they are cartoon snakes i would go as far to say that even someone that had a major phobia against real snakes would not find these ones scary br br why on earth then would you want to include extreme close ups of these cgi failures why not rely on suspense the whole less is more ethic or better still why not just make them look good in the first place and then maybe still use them sparingly br br take one look at john carpenters the thing here we have real slime and gore of eerie proportions years go by and we get this pile of stinking sfx crap snakes on a plane when are these people going to wake up and smell the coffee special effects are going backwards br br sure you could say but the movie is a joke get it sure i m with that idea but do it well in addition to the above this movie has crap dialogue and the music and sound effects are not creepy or memorable in any way br br i could handle every other actor being part of this movie except for jackson what was he doing there the man who starred in pulp fiction years ago is this career progression are you offering people value for money no i d like to know what tarantino thought when he was half way through this stinker of a movie br br the current generation seem to have very low expectations and hollywood seems to be offering them just what they want on leaving the cinema i saw a number of advertisements for some truly horrendous looking future releases including doa dead or alive another cgi animal film called flushed away and another crap looking comedy named click in addition to that i saw some awful trailers including one for another crap british horror comedy i ve truly not seen the movie industry in a mess like this for a long time br br expect to see this movie for sale in the dvd bargain section for £ in months time and if you re expecting to see a black comedy with tonnes of great looking snakes and some bad ass cool dialogue coming from samuel l jacksons lips forget it ,0
give director stanley tong of jackie chan s super cop and rumble in the bronx and what do you get you receive a series of kung fu fights and a lack of magoo like madness br br the limited plot has magoo leslie nielsen put into an international plot where he steals a world renowned gem of course he has no idea what he is doing in fact he has no idea that he had the gem br br within thirty minutes you could get very bored watching this there are some very funny moments though like when he is cooking the chicken you will wish that you were as nearsighted as magoo its a fun movie to watch but its quite a disaster you have to love leslie nielson because he was made some very funny movies this isn t his best but he does a good job playing magoo i thought it was a funny film and it should be recommended to young children because they will probably think that its very funny ,0
this must have been one of chaplin s most ambitious projects he throws in virtually everything from visual gags and blackout comedy sketches to social relevance romance even some violence the mixture is challenging and intriguing and the film has many entertaining and clever sequences like the one where chaplin and four other guys try to avoid finding a coin that will order their self sacrifice but the ingredients don t always click together and the mix and tone seem kind of disharmonious as for the famous final speech though undeniably honest it also seems a bit naive today with its allusions to a better world where man will overcome his hate and brutality and his soul will fly great perfornmances by jack oakie and the beautiful paulette goddard ,1
seems like some of the previous reviewers has seen another movie than what i saw earlier tonight actually this movie is the reason why i registered at imdb sure bobbie phillips can fight and for that i give this movie a but the rest of this movie is just pure crap the acting is bad the plot is bad the camera angles are bad and the effects are bad sure the actors are in physical good shape but they cannot act sometimes i enjoy watching bad movies for the laugh but this movie had no charm and after i saw this movie i was filled with regrets for seeing it sure if you would like to see mediocre fighting without anything else then this movie is for you if not then stay away from this film ps sorry for any spelling mistakes i am just tired as a cause of this movie ,0
a concept with potential and it was fun to see these two holiday icons together but br br rudolph s glowing nose didn t require the explanation offered in this film much like the force in the star wars films didn t need the explanation of medichlorians in the bloodstream but mainly the film left me cold because of winterbolt s over complicated plot to destroy santa he s got the power to put suggestions into people s minds so why does he do things in such a roundabout way breaking the magic of rudolph s nose framing rudolph threatening to melt the frosty family the comedically exaggerated plots of pinky and the brain and phineas and ferb s dr doofenshmirtz which are done that way on purpose and played for laughs seem simple and straightforward compared to winterbolt s which we re expected to take somewhat seriously br br there is a particularly and amusingly strange moment when a character throws her two guns at the bad guy like boomerangs i understand if they don t want to have guns being shot in a family film but then why have guns in the first place ,0
i seriously enjoy dr who br br seriously don t just dismiss me as a sci fi person because i m not normally i caught on because a friend got me hooked when they started watching it it is actually really funny and more often than not it s fast paced all of my family watch it pretty much and that s a miracle br br christopher ecclestion is pretty good but david tennant is brilliant i think it s because he made the doctor so manic and it s just nice to have that little bit of eccentricity in a tv character again br br i don t know what it is about it but everything manages to work like clockwork br br all i m going to say is just try it one episode probably best if you don t pick the second half of a two parter though ,1
documentary content amazing man amazing movement he started amazing stories most of them yet to be really told br br celluloid treatment nike ad sorry ain t got nothing else to say about this but that you can say all you want about the dire circumstances in the favelas but if you attempt to support that claim with flashy and romanticized images and camera work of that life the humbleness necessary to show this life as an outsider filmmaker goes out the window and with that goes the legitimacy of the narrative besides that the time space continuum in the film is all off and i m not necessarily against that in films as a tool but here it serves only to confuse the viewer into wondering what was said when thus leading me to the question is this a documentary or a docudrama br br cococravescinema blogspot com,0
what offends me most about the critics following this film is the mentioning of originality this film does not contain one innovating element if by originality you refer to pathetic action scenes overacting gluttony in violence blunt humor and a script beyond intellectual belief then originality is something swedish film can do without br br how röse and karlsson can agree to act in this poor excuse for a film is a mystery to me and how eva röse after the making of this film can be seen at breakfast tv promoting it just disappoints me br br this film doesn t contain a story the script is illogical stiff and last but not least just plain bad these two young directors have put together a quite disgusting boy fantasy containing violence comic strips and trivialized psychological portraits i wouldn t be surprised if the scene of dd masturbating in the kitchen over a micro wave dinner actually is put there to describe the everyday life of these two overgrown cinematic nerds that pose as directors br br i wouldn t show this movie to my worst enemy ,0
jumpin butterballs this movie stinks it s a dull and listless drag that never lets up it s a wonder anyone even bothered to make groucho up in his bizarre trademark eyebrows and mustache as he has nothing witty or outrageous to do or say throughout this bore chico must have been so disinterested that he forgot to use his italian accent br br only harpo provides a grin or two and there s precious little of that to go around here anyway figure in a loudmouthed hotel manager and another obnoxious co comic in frank albertson and the road gets even bumpier br br a real misfire ,0
you should know that i am the type of person that watches even the worst of movies to the finish often out of sheer morbid curiosity i even watched leprechaun to the end before giving in to the temptation of tearing out my eyes and stamping on them you should also know that this movie was in my vcr for less than half an hour before i made a frantic leap for the stop button and dashed back the rental store just to put as much distance between me and it as possible ,0
how this movie escaped the wrath of mstk i ll never know gymkata is a ridiculous action movie filled or is that empty with paper thin plots dumb characters and preposterous situations but take it from me if you enjoy watching poor yet goofy movies you will enjoy gymkata a great deal br br the action centers around a gymnast who is chosen by government agents at least i think they were government agents to become a spy you see his dad was another quasi government agent who has gone missing competing in this game called eloquently the game so the gymnast played blandly by kurt thomas trains to compete in this game and find out what happened to his lost dad br br sounds promising doesn t it okay so it doesn t but still that bare bones plot sypnopsis doesn t begin to describe the joys of this movie they can be found in the movie s strange details like the gymnast s mysterious asian girlfriend who doesn t speak for the first half hour of the movie then all of a sudden begins to talk and doesn t shut up for the rest of the time or the really tough shirtless bad guy who likes to make and break the game s non existent rules whenever he so pleases and of course there s our hero s delightful romp through the village of the crazies evidently that s the place s real name nice place to visit but i wouldn t want to live there br br but where this movie really shines is the action scenes since our protagonist is a gymnast the director thought it wise to stick gymnastic equipment into the back alleys and town squares of middle eastern cities so that our gymkata master would be better able to use his gymnast skills to fight the scourge of evil on parallel bars and pummel horses it has to be seen to be believed br br one interesting thing of note a lot i d say about half the cast dies from being shot with an arrow interesting because the arrows are the only believable effects or action in the entire movie if these were indeed effects my one major note of compliment to whoever devised these very realistic arrows wounds more likely this was the film s way of not paying extras nevertheless gymkata deserves a look if you can see it without paying and are looking for some silliness that is an easy target for riffing br br ,0
as a zombie fan i really love these types of plots where people end up in strange places surrounded by wicked monsters pb is also an excellent tie in to chronicles of riddick cor the gang has to run as fast as they can away from darkness there are so many metaphors in the story riddick is this bad guy but he s also the hero who tries to save the slow paced folks the muslim guy imam relies on the sun s positions for the five times a day prayers but he is stuck in a land where darkness will rule overall i recommend this film to any sci fi fans you won t be disappointed ,1
dean koontz s book watchers is one of the finest books i have read sadly the movie is a sad caricature of the book the disillusioned middle aged hero and the lonely spinster with whom he finds a meaning to his life are converted in the movie into a couple of silly teenagers the stoic security agent and the conscientious sheriff are combined into a farcical villain you get the picture the moviemakers have taken a moving tale of love horror and adventure and converted it into a z grade horror flick aimed very poorly at the teen market br br buy the book and enjoy many hours of reading it will be far far more rewarding than watching the movie br br ,0
i originally saw this movie as a boy at the old rialto theatre as part of a saturday afternoon matinée triple bill which also featured vincent price s last man on earth and mario bava s nightmare castle i had nightmares about blood lusting ghosts for a week afterwards though i didn t know it then all three movies would prove to be classics of the genre no wonder i was so scared though all three films frightened me it was castle of blood that had the most profound impact br br it was the first on the bill i didn t even get to see it from the beginning as we were late getting to the cinema and missed the first minutes of the movie that s lot to miss since the edited print only ran about minutes the unedited runs minutes but despite this the dark creepy atmosphere complete with ruined castles fog enshrouded cemeteries shadows and cobwebs gothic set design strong acting and suspense especially the last minutes scared the bejeepers out of me and made a lasting impression it took me years to finally get a copy of the film for my collection since it was a french italian import it wasn t a movie that showed up on the late show in winnipeg i couldn t quite remember the title remember i didn t get to seen the beginning of the film and was scared witless and to make matters worse the film had been released under literally a dozen different movie titles aka danze macabre coffin of terror castle of terror long night of terror etc and the usa uk working title castle of blood was very generic similar to dozens of other b horror and suspense films making it illusive but thanks to the internet and perseverance i found it at last what a treat to finally watch the film in its entirety after so many years it may not have had quite the sheer emotional impact that it did when i was a boy but as haunted house movies go it s stands up well and compares favourably to similar iconic films of the period such as the haunting the innocents or black sunday the film is a fine early effort of italian director antonio margheriti it stars s scream queen icon barbara steele and features a well written screenplay by sergio corbucci about a sceptical writer georges riviere who on a bet spends the night in haunted house and unsuspectingly becomes part of an annual ongoing ghostly story the hypnotic steele is well cast as the ghostly love interest as is arturo dominici as dr carmus and margarete robsahm as julia br br many of the tricks margheriti employs to create the film s eerie atmosphere cobwebs creaking doors fog etc are bound to seem cliché to a modern audience but they work far more effectively in black and white than they ever could in modern day colour rather than using body counts and special effects the film creates scares the old fashion way relying on a good story stylish direction fine set production interesting camera work and strong acting performances margheriti does a marvellous job taking these elements and building the film s suspense as the horrifying paranormal secret of the house gradually reveals itself to the unwitting writer br br the film is not without faults the pace drags at the beginning of the film ironically the minutes i originally missed this is probably worsened by synapse films effort to restore the film to its original length though fans will likely appreciate the chance to see the film restored in terms of the intro it may have been more of hindrance than a help the english voice dubs are merely passable and in the restored scenes the language shifts from english to french english subtitles provided which is sure to be annoying to some viewers br br however synapse films deserves kudos for the quality of the print clearly some effort was put into its restoration and deservedly so br br i enjoyed the film immensely and highly recommend it to aficionados of s italian goth films or anyone who enjoys a good ghost story br br rob rheubottom winnipeg mb canada,1
the story of ed gein is a disturbing and terrifying story ed was truly a messed up character and his legacy went on to inspire such greats as the tooth fairy norman bates and leatherface how is it then that such a fascinating man has inspired such a boring melodramatic piece of drivel ed gein made belts out of nipples bowls out of skulls lamps out of skin danced around under the moon in suits of human skin none of this made it into the movie because they needed to give us a fictitious story of a ridiculously awful deputy and his rather homely sex starved girlfriend this movie seemed to go out of its way to falsify history what baffles me is that most movies stray from the path of truth to exaggerate history this one seems to do it to minimize it i just don t get it ,0
why are there no good reviews because this film is hysterically bad br br set in a japanese prison camp in world war ii we have jim brown as the hero who puts up with a hysterically unbelievable racist officer and just as hysterical is the way the japanese officers brown nose jim brown s character br br this is probably the worst film any of these actors ever did stereotypes not only abound but they dominate this film the sixties seventies music may be the best thing about the film maybe because it has nothing to do with the film br br this is even difficult to sit back and enjoy as mindless fun this film is even more racist than the message of racism it tries to deliver and believe me i was alive in the seventies and we thought crap like this was just as stupid then it was never popular ,0
this movie was better than i expected i don t think it deserved an r rating though i ve seen pg films with worse language and violence i found this movie entertaining and i enjoyed it if you re a person who dissects everything you might find a lot wrong with it but if you take it for its face value i think you ll find it entertaining ,1
this superior inferiority to the original dumb blind dead movie is another trash bin waste so many people have hyped up these films that i can t believe what they say about it since i was a kid i have heard about how scary and great these films are and i saw them all and was throughly disappointed was everyone on drugs from the s or do they just not know how boring this crude is ,0
i viewed this movie in dvd format my copy may have been affected but i was disappointed with the lack of menu screen for the dvd i will say that my initial reason for viewing this movie was claire forlani while fun to watch i feel she didn t live up to my expectations that i have so far found from her other films i actually was equally pleased to see arkin turn in a humorous performance the other two actors i wasn t very familiar with so i can t compare their performance however they were fairly enjoyable also the acting is the only endearing quality of this movie in my opinion the story line while some could say slightly compelling lacked direction i feel that the main problem stems from the script and not the direction of this film if you enjoy any of these actors to a fair extent then i recommend this film but otherwise leave it alone ,0
the academy award winning kramer vs kramer follows a snazzy businessman ted kramer dustin hoffman and his divorce with his bored wife meryl streep one day ted s wife leaves him and their child in search for a better life forcing ted to become closer to his son justin henry the two bond and become very close but only after some friction and just as everything is going perfect ted s wife comes back to town and wants sole custody of their son ted then goes on a mission not to let his son get taken away from him and fights his wife in court dustin hoffman gives a tremendous performance along with meryl streep and young justin henry is impressive it s a sad emotional roller coaster of a movie but it s a very well made and inspiring film the film took the oscar for best picture at the academy awards along with best actor for hoffman and best supporting actress for streep if you don t mind a tearjerker kramer vs kramer is a great film to watch grade b ,1
this is a good film for of the duration i feel that the ending has occluded this film from higher acclaim br br it is shot in a rather naive fashion this is clearly done to create a more chilling feel to the film a feeling of isolation becomes apparent very soon on due to this filming technique br br the gruesome characters are very well acted and presented especially the nutcase called joe however the wholesome normal characters are a little too pathetic for my liking granted they are supposed to come across as pathetic but this is done a little ott br br the film starts slowly and the naive camera work smacks of b movie to start with and very normally but you soon get a feel of the impending brutality that is about to occur this is one of the most twisted movies with respect to cold hearted violence br br after the abrupt and unbelievably lazy ending i was left feeling disappointed i would have given the film a if the ending was in keeping with the rest of the film but as it is it gets only a on the strength of the eeriness and nail biting scenes earlier on in the film br br give it a watch and excuse the ending ,1
it was once suggested by pauline kael never a fan that cassavetes thought not like a director but like an actor what kael meant was his supposed lack of sophistication as a filmmaker to take that comparison further to me it never feels like cassavetes is directing himself in a film it feels like cassavetes implanting himself inside his own creation like orson welles cassavetes is just as much of a genius as welles but far more important as a true artist as opposed to a technician or rhetorician this is like a cross between italian passion though cassavetes was actually greek and scandinavian introversion never before have inner demons been so exposed physically br br it s about the mystery of becoming performing and acting like a haunted skip james record it s got the echoes of ghosts all around rowlands breakdowns which are stupefying and almost operatic surprising coming from cassavetes are accompanied by a jumpy unsettling piano who is this dead girl the metaphysical possibilities are endless and it s amazing to find this kind of thing in a cassavetes film just the overt display of intelligence there is also a brief bit of voice over at the beginning but then he always was intelligent he just never flapped it around for easy praise this is not adaptation here the blending of reality and fiction and drama is not to show cleverness but to show the inner turmoil and confusion it creates br br there s so much going on the pure joyous love when rowlands greets her doorman the horror when she beats herself up the scene where the girl talks about how she devoted her life to art and to music is one of the most effective demonstrations of understanding what it means to be a fan of someone you can see some roots of this in a star is born and almodovar borrowed from it for all about my mother i think the ending is a little bit of a disappointment because of the laughing fits but the preparation leading up to it is almost sickening you can shoot me but i think the alcoholism despite its urgency in many of the scenes is a relatively small point about the film br br it s a living breathing thing and it feels like a process it could go any direction at any time like taste of cherry we are reminded that you must never forget this is only a play yet it is dangerous when rowlands says that line is it great drama how will the audience take it is she being reflexive or does she just not care her character s breakdowns are incorporated into the performances and ultimately the film in such a way that it s like witnessing a female james dean ,1
 porgy and bess is an outstanding production of george gershwin s masterpiece it is tastefully done in muted colors the voices are outstanding although sidney portier s voice is dubbed for his singing portion he gives a very touching performance there is a remarkable performance by sammy davis jr as sportin life there is yet no dvd available for viewing and this piece begs for one all intelligent movie goers who enjoyed it in will appreciate the release of this masterpiece on the new medium the screen is filled with a dynamic presentation that rivals all other musicals including the outstanding ones by rodgers and hammerstein be sure to ask for it an your video supplier like songs of the south by walt disney it may be the assumption of racial overtones that is preventing the marketing of this cinema ,1
yes be my love was mario lanza s skyrocket to fame and still is popular today his voice was strong and steady so powerful in fact that mgm decided to use him in the great caruso lanza himself thought he was the reincarnation of caruso having read the book by kostelanitz who wrote a biography of lanza he explains that the constant practise and vocal lessons became the visionary caruso to lanza there is no doubt that lanza did a superb job in the story but the story is not entirely true blame it on hollywood i used to practise singing his songs years ago and became pretty good myself until i lost my voice because of emphysema asthma ten years ago reaching the high note of be my love is not easy but beautiful ,1
this may be the worst film adaptation of a broadway musical ever even the music has been destroyed attenborough knows nothing about theater almost every shot and moment ring false i will say though that it is almost bad enough to be funny br br the hairstyles are remarkably dated i can not for the life of me understand what is meant conceptually by opening the film with an exterior of the theater where a chorus line is playing are we to think that these people are auditioning for a chorus line which contains the stories about the people who are auditioning oh no the show is collapsing on itself br br i saw the original production and have listened to the album hundreds of times why oh why did they do this ,0
ah yet another seagal movie in no less than a few mere months arrive to populate the video store shelves as bad as submerged no but that is not saying much like perfume on a pig br br seagal is professional thief who wants to quit but goes for one last job only to be double crossed by his boss he lands in prison and is befriended by a gangster who helps him to break out and seek payback br br its good to see seagal finally not playing an agent cop or what he usually plays we actually get a usa location in las vegas it seems then an eastern european territory as usual there is no wire fu either here don fauntleroy does an okay job br br however most of the action and fight scenes with stevie are clearly doubles scenes from other movies a lack of realism and logic in even tiniest situation seagal and treech make a so so team inspiring unintentional laughs one minute sighs the rest br br several notable faces turn up to slum it sleepy kevin tighe is a long way from his emergency days nick mancuso shows up in sleepwalking mode to take a check no more rappers please at this point the action scenes and plots are more predictable and recycled generically more than ever its a stale scene that seagal needs to get out of or hang it up he should have gotten out a while ago ,0
at times i really wonder when i look at the comments here it seems as if most people have seen a completely different film than i have i ve just seen it and liked it not in the way that it made me happy but in the way of having seen a good film br br the film needs some patience yes and yes the main character is really annoying but that i m sure is by intention br br maybe it really makes a difference if you watch this film in a cinema or at home most people watch films at home like they are listening to elevator music this movie definitely doesn t fit as background noise br br and no good directing doesn t mean having five laughs or explosions a second good directing means following your subject and keeping the story and actors together and while that doesn t work out perfectly at least i think it works quite good br br i liked the photography and sets even if they brink on the surreal at times the opening scene is really special br br i also liked the acting – guillaume depardieu is not playing pierre he is acting the role of a pierre who is himself playing a role pierre is not the romantic hero that he so hard tries to be he is a presumptuous and self righteous idiot a downright weakling who by and by harms all the people he claims to protect that even his love for truth is simply a pose is beautifully demonstrated by his ongoing lying and not even once asking questions or explaining himself br br people are wondering where this or that person came from and other stuff no character who is seen for more than two scenes is left unexplained there is enough information scattered throughout the film on everyone br br and even the strange building begins to make sense as soon as the target practicing is seen remember that isabelle fled from a war zone and obviously this is a refuge for fighters in a civil war most likely bosnia which was still going on when the film was produced at least that s what is hinted at by the story isabelle tells pierre when she first meets him and by the later scene where pierre shows isabelle the book with his father on the cover which is surrounded by books on bosnia ,1
this fabulous movie must be viewed knowing that millions scraped together cents to see it and forget the gloomy day to day economic conditions during the s remember cents bought a loaf of bread back then so this was a minor luxury for many people it s testimony to how hollywood did its best to make the usa feel a little better about itself you ll note that with the studio system in hollywood at the time many of the actors and actresses were type cast in similar movies e g james cagney william powell ruby keeler frank mchugh joan blondell and guy kibbee then too branches of the u s military were always respected with enthusiasm and patriotism as in the use of military precision marching by the great choreographer busby berkeley at the end ,1
i watched the minute version and have to say that dollar for dollar it it probably one of the worst films ever now i am not saying it s the worst film ever but if you look at a ratio of cost over how much an average person would enjoy it this is a very very bad film br br i would say that the single biggest factor making this a bad film is the writer director michael cimino rarely can so much blame be placed on a single person had he not been so self indulgent a film just as bad could have easily been made at about minutes saving the studio millions br br the film begins with a completely unnecessary prologue that s supposed to be set at harvard the scene is huge but completely without context you have no idea exactly what is occurring nor do you know why the students in particular john hurt are behaving so boorishly i find it very hard to imagine a commencement going like this in and it looks a lot more like this is a half hour where you have no idea what is happening who the characters are or their motivations br br the next scene is years later inexplicably the two harvard grads hurt and kris kristofferson are in wyoming so they went to the best school in america and now one is only a law man in the middle of no where and the other is well what is john hurt in the film he just appears here and there and seems to be either a jerk the prologue or a pathetic and pointless drunk who hangs out with murderers even though he is apparently against them his entire character made no sense they never explained why he was a brit living in the middle of nowhere it was impossible to hide his accent why he bothered to come along with the hired army if he was so against their wicked plan nor why he would risk his life for a cause he didn t believe in at all as for kristofferson his excellent acting and better defined character made his character more believable though having him move to wyoming and risk his life for a prostitute made no sense at all br br this brings up the worst aspect of heaven s gate while the scenes are way too long and needed trimming the worst part of the film is that the characters were like cardboard john hurt a wonderful actor with nothing to do in the film jeff bridges and many other big names are there but you have no idea why in fact other than kristofferson isabelle huppert as a hooker with a heart of gold quite the cliché and perhaps christopher walken everyone is completely one dimensional it s hard to imagine a movie this long where you don t know or understand the characters br br much of the film also seems anachronistic who would have thought to have a giant roller rink constructed in the middle of no where in i am sure that just getting the basic supplies in this region in the west would have been very very difficult and yet we are expected to believe that trains filled with roller skates and lumber arrived instead of food maybe if they hadn t spent a bazillion dollars building and frequenting the roller rink the farmers could have afforded to buy food and avoided this war over purloined cattle and what s with the guy on roller skates with the fiddle what did this have to do with a land war br br the most obvious problem you are left with is that it s a film where very very little actually happens until the big battle late in the film there are lots of scenes of filth and flat nothingness so much nothingness that by the time the battle occurs many audience members would have left or are now so hostile to the film that it s inevitable that nothing could salvage the film br br as for the final battle it was done reasonably well but had problems first this minor skirmish on the prairie lasted longer than the d day invasion second while details of the actual events of the so called johnson county war are a tad sketchy we do know that the characters played by huppert and kristofferson never actually were there as they d both been hung before the battle third i can t believe that cimino actually killed animals throughout the film especially during the final battle while i am far from a bleeding heart about animal rights his need to use animal guts and actually kill some of the horses is a low point in cinematic history watching and knowing that some of the horses died to achieve cimino s vision for the film is very sad br br finally after the big battle we have an epilogue while it is blessedly short it also seemed completely unnecessary and vague we see kristofferson on a fancy yacht so we can assume that he s finally putting some of that harvard education to work for himself we also see a woman who appears to be one that kris looked at a couple times during the prologue most importantly nothing is said and you have no idea what the final outcome i read up on it myself and found that the film often got the facts wrong br br overall to say the film is long and needed tons more editing was like saying wwii was a minor tiff well i ve certainly seen a lot worse but if you factor in the cost of production i truly think it might just be one of the worst films in history br br finally when a film has this much explicit nudity i warn parents however as no child could sit through this film even with a promise of sex the warning is not necessary ,0
b b thornton proves to be a great actor in this little seen movie thornton really gets into his characters literally i caught this on cable one night and enjoyed it too bad it was released nationwide in theaters the same year as fear and loathing and half baked ,1
i enjoy the national anthem i enjoy the national anthem if for nothing else then just before the midnight news i imagine i m playing the cymbals in the band not as easy as you may think one two three four one two three four but then what so i have sympathy with the practising bass drum player in roy andersson s wonderful film patiently waiting for his cue listening to a very s cassette player br br the s motif seems to continue throughout with some classic soulless furniture moreover every scene has an eerie jade wash which emphasises the minute nuances of the subtlest of acting br br which brings me to jessika lundberg s outstanding purple boots boots which otherwise would have inspired a silk cult advertising campaign br br but then the difficult bit someone asked me what it was about well there is a scene where the opening line as i don t have that length in green brilliant straight out of a gary larson carton br br i can t say what it s about go see yourself br br ron plasma br br hmm larson sounds swedish br br viewed apr ,1
when i was years old and going through my marx brothers phase my father read in the tv guide that they were showing the marx brothers film the big store late on friday night and set the vcr to tape it for me when i woke up on saturday due no doubt to a misprint in the tv guide my father and i discovered the story of mankind had been recorded instead br br the big store was probably one of the least funny of all the marx brothers movies and nevertheless it stands as one of the century s finest works of cinema when compared with the story of mankind i can almost justify tv guide s error in that the marx brothers groucho chico and harpo appear in both movies although in the story of mankind they are divided up into a series of unrelated scenes groucho plays peter minuit chico plays some guy talking to christopher columbus and harpo plays isaac newton harpo s scene lasts about half a minute chico only has two or three lines groucho s scene is at least funny but horribly racially insensitive by today s standards the rest of the movie doesn t bear mentioning they trotted out some of the finest actors of the day and made them recite total garbage what a disappointment br br tv guide i sent you a nice letter i m still waiting for an apology br br for the record the big store has a wonderful bit of physical comedy with the marx brothers on roller skates and a couple of songs by virginia o brien i was really looking forward to seeing it ,0
dennis hopper must ve been really hungry to do this movie atrocious special effects very poor writing cheesy dialogue stupid looking killer bio robots never mind the blatent disregard for science the awkward scene with the young leads taking their clothes off the best part of this movie was the pull start cyber penis on the wacked out cyborg pirate captain out of stars because i m in a generous mood ,0
this may not be the very worst movie peter sellers ever did i think that laurel goes to the prisoner of zenda but it is surely the most depressing sellers especially sans makeup as nayland smith looks like he has just undergone chemotherapy as fu manchu he looks hardly better and spends most of the film with the exception of those strangely disturbing scenes where he gets jolted with electrical currents on the verge of collapsing under the weight of all that makeup the supporting players also look tired and run down and sid caeser s presence is offensive even without his constant references to chinks one bright spot this would be one of the last times a major motion picture would portray asians so insultingly or for that matter star a non asian as one the film seems surprisingly cheap with soupy photography and drab sets even the whiz bang elvis number at the end looks cut rate only the stunning helen mirren and the tall thin nervous guy who get his pants wet add any sparks of life to this sad affair all in all this film provides an eerie premonition of a great comic s death and an even eerier documentation of his dying ,0
this was barbra streisand s first television special and is must see viewing for any streisand fan even non streisand fans will enjoy this highly energetic and entertaining piece of entertainment history performers like this only come our way once in a lifetime brilliant ,1
i saw this at the theater in the early s the most memorable and scary scene is when the german army attacks with yellow cross mustard gas for the first time the germans and their horses are covered from head to toe or hoof with eerie protective suits the experienced british soldiers don gas masks only and once again await the clouds of gas and the german attackers the gas clouds move ever closer finally enveloping the british defenders the germans move forward slowly menacingly in their scary looking garb suddenly a scream from the defenders this gas is like no other that they have experienced before br br now you will know why i have remembered this scene for the last years and still shiver i think that you will too ,1
i just saw a press screening of this film and i was pleasantly surprised not often is it that i get to see all of my favorite actors in one film at one time br br i really enjoyed the pick pocket scene and it was good to see rachael bilson and hayden back together i think their chemistry on camera is a direct result of their time together off camera my favorite scene was by far surprisingly so bret ratner s piece without giving too much away i ll just say that there is a surprise that leaves you hanging br br the old couple were really good together and you actually got the impression that they had spent a lifetime together br br both the chris cooper and the ethan hawke segments packed a punch with surprises that seem realistic and similar to experiences that i ve had in the big apple over all the film is a great place to take a date especially if you re already fond of the city itself br br i can t wait for the next in the cities of love ,1
a warning to potential viewers if you are looking for an adaptation of the classic story the most dangerous game look elsewhere seven women for satan br br only superficially addresses the original work by using the name of zaroff and having said character murder people br br some of what follows might be considered by some to be spoilers or not br br boris zaroff is played by writer director michel lemoine whereas his ancestor hunted men because they were the only prey that were truly challenging boris victims are usually in a position where they cannot defend themselves the film rambles from scene to scene with a near total lack of clarity the director seems to have totally disregarded pacing and left the viewer with a suffocatingly dull film a few individual scenes are mildly interesting such as a torture rack sequence but as a unit the film fails to entertain viewers who are more br br interested in an assortment of attractive and semi attractive actresses in various stages of undress might find the film watchable most will probably find their time is better spent watching mentos commercials br br in a side note the dvd extras included a fair amount of information on the film s history apparently it was banned for several years in its native france which pretty much ruined any chance it had for widespread distribution ,0
not too many people seem to know about this movie which is too bad because i think it s pretty good sure it is a bit cheesy at times and may have a predictable storyline but the presentation of the movie is pretty well done i think the casting is good with likeable actors characters tom selleck does a good job at playing a baseball player go figure not too much of a stretch i suppose and ken takakura from black rain plays the chief the coach of the japanese baseball team there isn t too much to complain about it s just a light easy going happy comedy and i recommend it ,1
despite john travolta s statements in interviews that this was his favorite role of his career be cool proves to be a disappointing sequel to s witty and clever get shorty br br travolta delivers a pleasant enough performance in this mildly entertaining film but ultimately the movie falls flat due to an underdeveloped plot unlikeable characters and a surprising lack of chemistry between leads travolta and uma thurman although there are some laughs this unfunny dialog example which appeared frequently in the trailers kind of says it all thurman do you dance travolta hey i m from brooklyn br br the film suggests that everyone in the entertainment business is a gangster or aspires to be one likening it to organized crime in get shorty the premise of a gangster going legitimate by getting into movies was a clever fish out of water idea but in be cool it seems the biz has entirely gone crooked since then br br the film is interestingly casted and the absolute highlight is a monolgue delivered by the rock whose character is an aspiring actor as well as a goon where he reenacts a scene between gabrielle union and kirsten dunst from bring it on vince vaughan s character thinks he s black and he s often seen dressed as a pimp this was quite funny in the first scene that introduces him and gets tired and embarrassing almost immediately afterward br br overall be cool may be worth a rental for john travolta die hards of which i am one but you may want to keep your finger close to the fast forward button to get through it without feeling that you wasted too much time fans of get shorty may actually wish to avoid this as the sequel is devoid of most things that made that one a winner i rate this movie an admittedly harsh ,0
not all but most of this story is buster being mistaken for dead shot dan a notorious criminal br br there really is no story just a series of adventures to show off buster s physical talents which are amazing and his comedic timing the minute film is basically one adventure after the other mostly involving someone chasing our hero br br earlier it s a couple of policemen on their beats racing through the streets after keaton and later it s big joe roberts a rotund cop and father a girl buster is interested in who chases him those latter scenes were the best i thought with a lot of clever gags involving the hotel elevator where big joe and his daughter live that was keaton at his best br br it s just a madcap half hour that makes little sense but cares it s buster at his slapstick best or near it and so it serves its purpose to entertain us just think years after this film was made there are people like me still discovering and enjoying these silent comedy classics cool ,1
hey what a great idea to open a film show someone s home movie drama schools must be full of idiots there they are taking drama lessons hoping to become the next big thing in hollywood when all you have to do is send a home movie to a studio hey i think i ll send in the video of my wedding and call it the greatest romance ever seen or send in a tape of my honeymoon and call it the greatest sex ever seen oh hold on i m not married and i ve never been on honeymoon not to worry i ll send in a video of someone elses wedding honeymoon br br mild spoilers br br you d think with an opening like that shark hunter could only improve wouldn t you as shocking as it may seem the home movie is the best directed best written and best acted part of the film alas it s all downhill from here as the family go to sea in reality a fog shrouded swimming pool in a three foot yacht where mom and dad get eaten by a cgi fin and their son spencer swears revenge against the fin cut forward to the present day and the french are using an underwater research base for oil exploration only thing is and it s so obvious you can t fail to notice this it s not filmed underwater the director hasn t made any attempt whatsoever to even use the unconvincing technique of shooting the scene through a fish tank the underwater research base is blown up by the shark maybe it s hired by greenpeace killing everyone inside and spencer now a grown man is hired to hunt down the shark that killed his parents and a bunch of frenchmen what else happens no idea because i decided to watch something else br br no hard feelings if any of the cast and crew are reading this and i do hope matt codd becomes a big fish in hollywood you think you know about sharks matt you ain t seen nothing yet,0
this movie takes the psychological thriller to new depths well written by shane black the film is executed phenomenally by the cast under the watchful eye of director jack swanstrom clearly swanstrom is a director that we should look out for in the future his strength lies in his adaptation of personal experiences both on screen and in the classroom br br this thought provoking film is a must see for anyone who can appreciate action drama suspense and mystery as with all good films the viewer goes on a journey of their own to find their individual interpretation of the movie the mystical aspect of the film is intriguing and adds to the suspense you find your self looking for the answers along with marquette audiences have liked the movie on the festival circuit with many awards received they must have agreed that a w o l is well worth watching br br i d love to own a copy how do i go about getting one ,1
little mosque is one of the most boring cbc comedies i have ever seen they have a way of producing the easiest comedy programming they can for the oldest most easily offended viewers which for cbc means year old farmers in saskatchewan the jokes are all predictable and so deathly lame i can t believe it the performances are very hammy and over acted but i don t blame the actors since those kind of one dimensional stereotyped characters are probably exactly what the cbc asked for and demanded very lame show with bad jokes they tried to present as controversial well it is less controversial than the other boring cbc comedies like the hour has minutes royal canadian air farce and rick mercer s report ,0
this was a highly hyped movie prior to its release but turned out to be a dud i never talked to one person who ever liked this movie i agree i didn t like it either perhaps one big reason it wasn t a box office success was that it had nothing but unappealing characters in the story br br for awhile there i don t know if this is still true i hadn t any movie in which laura linney or dylan walsh played anything but annoying characters br br that and a stupid story make this film a big disappointment especially considering that big buildup did the filmmakers with dialog this dumb really think this was going to be a hit ,0
this movie would have been alright indeed probably excellent if the directors would have left the interviews and the concert footage separate into the void is a great song and i hate how it is cut off at the best part to go to an mumbling interview with ozzy osbourne that should have been at the end of the film or located in a special feature the best part of concert dvds is to put them on and let the music play but black sabbath the last supper is hard to put and and simply let play because the music is continually interrupted nevertheless there are a few strengths to this film the concert footage when it does play it excellent black sabbath returns to the stage after a long hiatus without osbourne and this film captures that well sabbath basically rocks the fans the fans of course have a sweet advantage in the film because they are seeing the band live of course but also they do not have to put up with the incessant interviews that the dvd viewers are burdened with shame on jeb brien and monica hardiman the directors for doing this to the film also shame on wyatt smith for editing the film in such a way ,0
in my never ending quest to see as many quality movies as possible in my lifetime i stumbled upon this film on cable i tried hitchcock three times before this and never have i felt that the man s work lived up to the praise he had received i always felt he was good not great from what i ve seen this was the best of his films i ve seen thusfar robert walker is absolutely chilling his performance takes the film where hitchcock wanted it to go even an average performance here damages the overall product my favorite scene was his obsession about getting the lighter from the drain how exactly does he get his arm down there though bruno is quite a compelling character but i also loved the performance by patricia hitchcock as barbara the rest of the morton family as well as guy were a bit dry and boring but she added some flare to the movie as well as having some of the better lines in the script br br lastly in any suspense movie you re going to live and die by your ending this one holds water unlike a couple other hitchcock films i ve seen i truly was unsure of how it would end which kept me on the edge while i watched and waited ,1
sometimes but very rarely a movie tells a story so well that it almost becomes difficult this movie tells several stories so well simultaneously that it was the first few times a movie i could not watch to completion it was too real and the characters so strong that watching it became a personal struggle seeing these three men and their families deal with their hardships one in particular often hit me too hard now i have watched in its entirety without interruption several times and i realize what i always suspected this movie is a masterpiece the writing the acting the blending of several stories without being even the least bit choppy everything about this movie is exceptional seven academy awards no wonder it certainly must have deserved them ,1
this has to be one of the best if not the best film i have seen for a very very long time had enough action to satisfy an fan and yet the plot was very good i really enjoyed the film and had me hooked from start to finish br br added blood and gore in there but brought the realistic nature of what happens to the front of the film and even had a tear jerker ending for many people i should think br br it is a must watch for anyone seen many reviews slating the film but to be fair most the films that get bad reviews turn out to be some of the best this proves it once again br br rent this film buy this film just go out and watch this film you will not be disappointed ,1
a new and innovative show with a great cast that keeps you on the edge of your seat lake bell is wonderful it is to bad that her other show miss match was canceled i am just glad she came back on surface i can t wait for the return of surface this show is really something unique to watch with an eerie underwater world that is akin to jurassic park this show keeps you wondering what is next nim is adorable even if he is going to turn into something larger and much more ominous there are so many generic shows out there that just seem to rehash the same old subjects when something like surface comes along you just have to say thank you ,1
david burton richard chamberlain quite good is a lawyer more adept at handling corporate taxation and suffers from unusual dreams which bother him seeing this aboriginal man shrouded in darkness who is called on to take a case concerning a group of aboriginals charged with the murder of one of their own named billy we see that he tries to steal stones with ritual painting on them and is killed when a leader of an aboriginal tribe named charlie nandjiwarra amagula uses a death bone to stop his heart meanwhile revolving around david bizarre weather patterns effect sydney such as rain beating down polluted dirt and rock sized hail during bright blue skies with no sights of clouds such as the one that hits a school in central australia not to mention a deformed rainbow which is split into groups as david pursues the case he finds that he is far closer to the weird events taking place than he could ever realize one aboriginal named chris david gulpilil appears to him in a dream holding a stone with blood and he finds that this man is one of those he is to represent at trial he finds that it s quite possible after some strange meetings with charlie and conversations with chris that he very well might be linked to a spirit named mulkurul and that his dreams are actual premonitions of possible horrors yet to come br br absorbing apocalyptic drama builds it s story methodically and is completely original and unpredictable with peter weir in charge the film is visually arresting as we see these very overwhelming images of possible doom towards civilization but the film s most compelling angle is certainly david s journey to find that monumental truth that plagues him as he questions charlie and chris countlessly at first to help his men get off from a crime they didn t commit and ultimately to find out what he has to do with anything catastrophic that is occurring or might occur later ,1
this was the worst acted movie i ve ever seen in my life no really i m not kidding all the based on a true story historical references aside there s no excuse for such bad acting it s a shame because as others have posted the sets costumes were great br br the sound track was typical asian style music although i couldn t figure out where the modern love song came in when fernando was lying in his bed thinking of maria i don t know who wrote sang that beautiful song but it was as if suddenly norah jones was transported to the s br br the hershey syrup blood in phycho was more realistic than the ketchup spurted during the kwik n ez battle scenes br br but the acting oh so painfully sad lines delivered like a bad junior high play if gary stretch had donned a potato costume for the county h fair he may have been more believable towards the end he sounded more like a little italy street thug at times i half expected him to yell out adrian or even you wanna piece of me br br favourite line when the queen says to her lover after barfing on the floor i m going to have a baby he responds a child i expected her to retort no jackass a chair leg duh ,0
stanley kubrick a director who i hold in the highest of esteems for his masterpieces clockwork orange the killing the shining dr strangelove etc took the film out of circulation leaving it to be found by only the hardcore fans and completists after seeing the film for myself i could see why at the age of kubrick had already honed his craft of still photography for look magazine and had done a few short documentaries like many first time filmmakers that came in the decades after him his ambition for fear and desire was in short to just go and make a film cheaply more than likely to see if he could do it on that level he was successful however the film itself definitely is not br br i can t really say that the film is a failure because there was something i did like about it throughout even as the film s story went on the wayside and the actors whom kubrick didn t have any idea how to direct not being a man of the theater his knack for producing and capturing some great images gets its seeds in this film at times there are some shots of close ups and quick shots in suspense action scenes that are eye catching unfortunately this is all the good i can really say of the film although there are a couple of name actors in the film frank slivera who also appeared in killer s kiss and paul mazursky a director in his own right the performances overall are dull and very routine br br in fact that is the film s main demise for me whenever i watch any kubrick film even his early film noirs killer s kiss and the killing i can tell who made it as his style by then became distinct which would continue as he evolved as an artist it wasn t artsy like i might have pictured which is usually the case with first time directors like scorsese and spielberg but watching this film not only did it feel like it wasn t kubrick it felt like a lot of the time i was watching some b or even c grade movie by a director that time forgot not quite ed wood bad but close the music is as standard as can be the fades are pedestrian and the plot seems to not really hold that much attention br br in short as others have said and which i can agree this is a doodle pad of a future ground breaker who shows some shots and a few edits that grab some attention the best scene overall being when the soldiers take the dumb girl hostage but not enough to really recommend except to those like myself who end up seeing everything by kubrick or perhaps have to see every ultra low budget war film ever made if only out of curiosity ,0
as with most viewers of this film i m an avid reader of the books the first films have buck ray and chloe as the main characters but in this the second sequel they play second fiddle to louis gossett jr s presidential effort world at war is based on the meeting he has with buck in the book series br br the problem is this film is as awful as the first two amanda appears just from nowhere and suddenly has a significant part to play i won t reveal it in case anyone hasn t read the series other illogical parts feature i really really want cloud to make a good left behind film but sadly this is similar in all the bad ways to the first ,0
while this film certainly does possess the stench of a bad film it s surprisingly watchable on several levels first for old movie fans it s interesting to see the leading role played by dean jagger no relation to mick while jagger later went on to a very respectable role as a supporting actor even garnering the oscar in this category for o clock high here his performance is truly unique since he actually has a full head of hair i never saw him this way before and because he was by far the worst actor in the film this film just goes to show that if an actor cannot act in his earlier films doesn t mean he can t eventually learn to be a great actor another good example of this phenomenon is paul newman whose first movie the silver chalice is considered one of the worst films of the s br br a second reason to watch the film is the shear cheesiness of it all the writing is bad the acting is bad and the special effects are bad for example when jagger and an unnamed cambodian are wading through the water it s obvious they are really just walking in place and the background is poorly projected behind them plus once they leave the water their costumes are dry horrid continuity and mindlessly bad dialog abounds throughout the film so much so that it s hard to imagine why they didn t ask bela lugosi or george zucco to star in the film since both of them starred in many grade z horror films in many ways this would be a perfect example for a film class on how not to make a film br br so while giving it a is probably a bit over generous it s fun to laugh at and short so it s worth a look for bad film fans ,0
while the new pride prejudice film is gorgeous to view and the soundtrack is lovely we are not seeing jane austen s pride and prejudice the film is for some reason set back in the early s rather than the regency period where the novel is set as scholars have long shown the bennets longbourn estate is ram shackled and looks like cold comfort farm yet the bennets in the novel are gentry class they own a farm but the pig does not walk through the house nor is the farmyard of manure and chicken droppings contiguous to the home scenes are re set from the novel and lest we forget jane austen placed scenes in certain locations for a reason for example the film puts the big darcy proposal scene outside in a storm in front of a neoclassical temple as opposed to inside the collins parsonage why did jane austen put it in the parsonage because while lizzy and darcy speak with total if brutal honesty to each other in this scene the collinses have never shared an honest word why the rain and the outdoor proposal it looks like jane eyre meeting rochester and when elizabeth walks across a windy field to stand on a cliff and view the panorama one expects her to cry heathcliffe at any minute austen has been bronteized judy dench is a great actress but lady catherine is supposed to be tall and striking the petite tom hollander is a brilliant actor but mr collins is described in the novel as tall and heavy looking which suggests that his terrible dancing with poor lizzy is elephantine matthew macfayden is another favorite of mine from mi on a e in p p however he is more the young heathcliffe never smiling though austen observes in the novel that darcy smiles at lizzy quite a bit and she realizes this when she sees his wonderful smiling portrait at pemberley a portrait that in this movie is for some reason replaced by a sculptured marble bust and much of austen s dialogue is changed to modern speech mr bingley has been turned into such a clown that one wonders why darcy would have him as a friend and why jane bennet would love him the bottom line is that while this is a great movie to watch and hear it deviates from jane austen s novel so much that any student who watched it thinking she could substitute viewing for reading would fail ,0
in the spirit of the classic the sting this movie hits where it truly hurts in the heart a prim proper female psychiatrist hungry for adventure meets up with the dirtiest and rottenest of scoundrals the vulnerable doctor falls for the career badman and begs to be involved in his operation while the movie moves kind of slow it s climax and ending are stunning you ll especially enjoy how the doctor forgives herself ,1
giant robot was the most popular japanese tv serial ever seen on indian tv it was targeted to children and we saw a robot for the first time in our life br br many indian children must have even seen a machine for the first time outside the school textbooks br br the serial also showed a child in an adults organization fighting evil no doubt many of us who have seen giant robot in our childhood long for our own robots and as a stopgap arrangement look upon our computers in the same way br br this show also portrayed ideal adults referring at jerry johnny s buddy friend and unicorn chief azuma we grew to respect japanese progress and still view japan as the ideal asian nation br br btw at that time there were no satellite tv channels in india and the govt owned broadcaster did not show much of disney cartoons i guess that was how child serials like giant robot got appreciated nowadays there is pokemon etc but they are no so fascinating or alluring as giant robot ,1
there s a lot the matter with helen and none of it s good shelley winters and debbie reynolds play mothers of a pair of leopold loeb like killers who move from the mid west to hollywood to escape their past reynolds a starstruck jean harlow wannabe opens a dance studio for children and winters is her piano player soon winters as helen begins to crack up it s all very slow going and although there are moments of real creepiness nasty phone calls a visit from wino timothy carey the movie is devoid of any real horror nevertheless it s still worthy entertainment the acting divas are fine and the production values are terrific a music score by david raskin cinematography by lucien ballard and oscar nominated costumes contribute mightily with this a place in the sun and lolita to her credit does anyone do crazy as well as winters directed by curtis harrington a master at this type of not quite a movie exploitation in addition to carey the oddball supporting cast includes dennis weaver agnes moorehead as a very aimee semple mcpherson like evangelist yvette vickers and micheál macliammóir the irish orson welles as hamilton starr aptly nicknamed hammy ,0
let me see i ve seen every film lou ferrigno has made i ve seen batman robin twice i ve memorized the dances in breakin electric boogaloo i ve watched unfinished blade runner rip off student films yet this film is the most painful thing i ve ever seen br br this was the first movie for the straight to video market so you can thank blood cult for all of those mysterious michael dudikoff films at your local blockbuster you should know that this isn t even high quality video this is consumer grade this is you father s video camera he never uses this is what you have to look at for minutes br br i won t bore you with plot details since i m getting sleepy just thinking about it but i will tell you that watching this movie is a form of torture i only watch this movie when i am angry at myself so i recommend this film if you are suicidal or if you are up for a mighty challenge br br if you happen to rent this film god have mercy you will know what you are in for from the first minutes this is when you are hit by the usual horror film intro you know the drill there s a lot of suspense and build up before some girl dies yes you ve seen it before but not like this this is the most boring intro i ve ever seen i honestly believe that you could get a camera off ebay for ten dollars grab the bum that most smells like gin and candy and tell him to film your mom cooking dinner and it would be more interesting than this intro it bored me to tears i cried like a baby br br another one of the things that makes this film so unbelievably painful is its actors yes i ve seen bad acting trust me i ve seen th grade productions of oliver twist with more realistic dialog the lead actor makes me ill the supporting actress is a train wreck of a human br br i will not even comment on the boyfriend true horror br br so rent this movie if you can find it you ll never be more depressed that you spent dollars on anything else ,0
new year s day the day after consuming a few too many vodka martinis and cosmopolitans mixed with a bunch of bubbly at midnight my wife and i discovered the local cable company is offering up the digital specialty channels for free for the month of january we had a choice do we make use of the freebie channels or do we start watching the eight seasons of x files on dvd that we received from our daughter for christmas br br we elected for the digital freebie since the dvds are going nowhere and we need something like ten twelve hour days to watch all the x files beginning to end the drive in channel was offering a horror classic three movie marathon asylum house of the damned and the pit and the pendulum asylum is well reviewed here and the pit and the pendulum was on too late for us to watch which meant we could really only be properly critical for house of the damned br br to be honest we tried to be serious about the movie since its stars have reasonably good acting credentials greg evigan william shatner s over written tekwars and alexandra paul the only baywatch babe who could act although she has the body of a ten year old boy unfortunately we soon dissolved to giggles under the influence of a little hair of the dog as we each shouted out the names of movies from which this dog borrowed its scenes poltergeist the shining hell house house on haunted hill ghost busters br br the acting especially by evigan s real life daughter wasn t too bad considering the silly script they had to work with the cgi for was hilarious at its worst point in the final scene when it should have been the most horrific it was so bad my wife and i dissolved in laughter br br overall acting script sfx ,0
after seeing the movie i feel the father and the mother are both reasonable person although not perfect at all on the contrary i don t like the author and his two sisters br br is a person s journal an accurate portrait of herself no most of time people only write problems in her journal because she want to solve the problem so a journal is always a more negative side of a person in this movie the author judge his mother s life by her journal not a wise choice br br the author s elder sister is so ugly external and internal first she said her father s second marriage is not fair for her mother then she said she doesn t love her mother so she don t love both father and mother i doubt she love anybody in the world her face is so ugly just a reflection of her heart through out the movie i feel the author and his sisters are lack of love and respect to their parents however i feel the father are mother are very loving to their children even the author try to portrait them as cold deceitful person ,0
 the new hope of romanian cinema if this is the new hope then i wouldn t really like to see the saving hero of such a prolific cinema romanian cinema that is now seriously where should i start the crappy scenario are you kidding me this is not even believable not to mention it s high degree of stupidity the direction what direction this movie should have had psychological tension at least that since they have decided to make it look as trashy as possible oky i admit radu muntean is no polanski hitchcock fincher or lynch the list could go on but at least the minimum of effort would have been appreciated the language oky i don t understand why almost every single romanian director believes that if you make the movie as miserable and obscene as possible then you have art i don t mind explicit language or bad image quality as long as the final result makes it worthwhile in this case it doesn t there is nothing to comment upon since everything this movie wants to say was already told thousand times the characters are far too thinly portrayed to become memorable the shocking events that occur are also poorly illustrated and become unimportant this film relies only on the self induced emotions on the we must hype someone was found murdered so we must feel sad frightened or panicked someone went through this and that so we must feel in a certain way that s baloney because a movie is a piece of fiction nothing is for real here so the only true emotions are those that you discover when you wander deep into it s world the movie s that is br br ,0
yes i was lucky enough to see the long running original production of michael bennett s hit musical it was an amazing experience and i paid to see the movie when it hit theatres back in it is awful almost everything fails first off attenborough a fine actor a good director with the right material is a sorry choice almost as bad as when john huston was hired to mangle annie the camera is always in the wrong place they chop up the songs and the casting they are awful the power of the play was these dancers these hungry talented performers just wanted a chance to show what they could do and when they got their chance you couldn t take your eyes off of them but this cast just gets by dancing does a nice job singing but none of them spark one bit in fact look up the cast on imdb none of them really went on to do anything much ok ok janet jones married gretzky sheesh so this cinema trainwreck does not capture for one second the magic the desperation the passion of the stage musical a total strike out but even though they try to smother the music the great music still rises up at times and reminds people how great the score was ,0
i can remember a college professor commenting as to how disturbing this film was reflecting the apathy of adolescents this was before generation x br br in a way most of us are products of the same consumer culture these high school kids spend their time drinking getting high and wondering what to do about the body left on a riverbank br br what would they do today would things be different some very important questions there are some excellent scenes with keanu reeves and the dysfunctional family he lives with his year old brother going out to get wasted the mother has no idea what to do spends her time drinking with her boyfriend br br this film was a bit before its time in that it addresses the problems in lower class american society these kids had no outlet what is available for them in this dirt water town all in all a few interesting social commentaries are presented and there are no solutions ,1
i wrote a review of this movie further down after buying it on dvd and being sorely disapointed br br i tried watching it again after reading a few of the comments made since then being a film student and making similar budgeted movies myself ie no budget shot on digi cam i stand by my original comments this is a no budget student project and not a particularly good one released on video dvd to look like an award winning film if you read the cover so deceving the public into thinking it s something it s not i want my money back under the trades description act complete rubbish ,0
on the surface the idea of omen was good it s nice to see that the devil child could be a girl in fact sometimes as in the exorcist when girls are possessed or are devilry it s very effective but in omen it stunk br br delia does not make me think that she could be a devil child rather she is a child with issues issues that maybe only a therapist rather then a priest could help she does not look scary or devilish rather she looks sulky and moody br br this film had potential and if it was made by the same people who had made the previous three films it could of worked but it s rather insulting really to make a sequel to one of the most favoured horror trilogies as a made for tv movie special br br on so many levels it lets down it s cheap looking the acting is hammish and the effects are typical of a tv drama the characters do not bring any sympathy and you do not route for them i recently re watched it after someone brought it for me for christmas and it has dated appalling br br if your thinking of watching this then i would suggest that you don t watch one of the others or watch the exorcist or watch the good son just don t waste your time on this drivel ,0
the movie uses a cutting edge title for a lame story kill kill would have been nice the movie incorporates taboo scenes to make the viewer move back in their chairs the scenes are unnecessary and choppy the movie is something a novice screen writer could have conjured just a waste of movie props and network money i have to write lines of text to critique this film when it is not worth lines of my time but i have to push on to let the people know to avoid the nonsense if people are counting on you to choose a good movie for movie night pick something else if you have a soul don t damage it by subjecting yourself to this filth ,0
penelope spheeris of wayne s world fame made her mark with the documentary the decline of western civilization about the la punk scene in the late s and early s most of the documentary features interviews with the punks and footage of concerts which often turn violent overall we get to see how the punk movement was a reaction to the hippies whereas the hippies were into being natural the punks wanted to have themselves as altered as possible what with spiked hair and all but also we see how they re really disaffected and sometimes becoming skinheads br br anyway this is a really great time capsule we re not really sure whether we want to long for that era or feel repulsed by it but this is definitely not a documentary that will leave you neutral truly worth seeing ,1
i found this a very entertaining small kids movie that actually is geared more for adults with a lot of jokes and humor only they would understand a few things are inappropriate for the kiddies but just a few othewise the grinch jim carrey cracks so many jokes you can t keep up with them all ranging from sexual to cultural to insider hollywood to racial br br the film is very colorful and looks great on dvd the little girl in here cindy lou who taylor momsen is really cute and the costumes and hairdos of the little people in here are fun to view anthony hopkins voice is pleasing too so having his narrate this elevates the movie further his rhymes are fun to hear br br i saw this in the theater though it was fair but on dvd it was far better i ve seen in three times and it got better each time ,1
 gone with the wind is one of the most overrated movies in history it is a film loved by mothers grandmothers and shut ins who go to the movies once every five years as a zombie movie it blows there isn t a shambling corpse in sight and it s terribly light in the gore department zombie on the other hand is big on shambling corpses and quite generous with its blood spilling therefore it is better than gone with the wind it is also not overrated most reviewers are under no delusions that it is rubbish it is however not boring rubbish after a terrorist steals a virus he drops it while being pursued by a helicopter and the chemicals leak into the ground the terrorist who has been exposed to the nasty concoction hides in a hotel room where he slowly morphs into a flesh eating zombie one of his first victim s is a cleaning lady once she s bitten lucio fulci s brand of hell breaks loose as usual for a fulci flick the acting is atrocious the storyline is riddled with plot holes and the gore is plentiful turns out the film was directed by fulci and bruno mattei so that explains its rather schizophrenic nature it is badly shot too poorly edited and the sound design is flat still it is saved by its gleeful adherence to the goriest of murders and its impatient pacing definitely worth picking up if you re an undead completest or don t like gone with the wind undoubtedly the worst zombie movie of all time ,0
this is the greatest movie ever if you have written it off with out ever seeing it you must give it a second try ,1
susan seidelman seems to have had a decent career with a few top notch credits under her belt i m certainly glad she bounced back from this film which seems to have its admirers i m not one of them br br i ve seen better acting in high school plays than i did in smithereens the plot such as it is involved young susan berman who is ambitious to make it in the world of music and is willing to do just about anything to get there she even rejects the sincere advances of a young artist who is living out of his van off the east river played by brad rijn br br young mr rijn contributes the worst performance in the film in fact one of the worst acting jobs i ve seen in a long time no wonder he s not gone anywhere br br i will say that seidelman s eye for the camera is a good one in capturing the familiar east village locations where the film was mostly shot but her work with her live performers didn t measure up i m not sure she had that much raw material to work with br br look fast and you ll see a very young christopher noth before law and order and sex in the city as a street hustler br br if you like punk rock you might sit through this for the soundtrack i ll stick to bing crosby ,0
being an elvis fan i can t understand how this proyect could be done is by far the worst elvis related movie of all time totally unfunny silly and plenty of mistakes about the king come on elvis grave in a public park a mention about suspicious minds in and these are just two examples some people in the cast tries to do their best mike starr is funny specially as an impersonator the tom hanks cameo is a surprise but the guy playing the young elvis sucks overall the movie lacks fun and becomes more boring minute after minute if you want to see an ultra cheap insane but absolutely funny little film related to elvis i truly recommend you bubba ho tep instead of this mess ,0
i don t think a movie like this would be released today it takes it s time to present the depth of the characters and the plot isn t full of twists and turns to keep you on the edge of your seat br br but what this film does have an interesting study in how families deal with grief how when the language for healing and over coming tremendous loss leaves us mute and we rely on raw emotions instead grief without reason and patience is anger even hate and unfortunately the lead character a young boy who accidently shoots and kills his brother while hunting in the film is given more than his fair share of it he eventually leaves and moves in with his grandfather wilford brimley who makes it clear to him that it was an accident i got the impression that this young man knew that in his heart but needed to hear those words from his parents and to receive their forgiveness br br what i loved about this film the lack of dialog there was a tremendous emphasis on physical reaction facial expressions and the slower pace of the film allows you to really watch the reactions of the actors something we don t get to do alot of with today s films br br ,1
i was a teenager when this first appeared in theaters and i saw it in japan the film s plot wasn t my cup of tea as a high school sophomore but i went to see it for the d process it had been ballyhooed in the press so that even service personnel overseas had heard of it though it never screened at the post theater br br the film started the trend of throwing objects at the audience which was taken to absurd levels with later d films br br i don t know whether this qualifies as a spoiler but you ve been warned if it is in many films of the time actors would often work in front of a rear projection screen where backgrounds could be projected to make it appear that they were in a different environment such as a jungle background when the actors were actually on a sound stage this works well on regular films but when seen in d they look like a flat scene behind the actors there were several scenes in the film where rear projection was used and it didn t work well in the theaters if seen in d it will constitute another disappointment br br the film s only importance is historical since it was the first of its kind ,0
i supposed i was actually expecting a bollywood remake of the fog from the title but this is actually more of a bollywood remake of i know what you did last summer with some elements of scream kind of sort of and not a very good one either apart from a couple very entertaining song dance numbers this is pretty terrible it s obviously got a decent budget yet it s wasted on reheated leftovers that weren t that tasty to begin with a young woman is threatened by a creepy guy to not enter a beauty contest because he wants his sister to win she thankfully doesn t look as creepy as her brother but she enters anyway and wins and of course the creepy guy comes after her and is killed after which comes a rousing game of hide the body of course the body disappears and no one seems to know why but someone knows and they re waiting for the end to reveal a ridiculous plot twist interspersed with all this tired rehash are a few nifty dance numbers especially the celebratory dance number at the party for simran the girl who won the beauty contest it s highly colorful it s well done downright fun and utterly wasted in this terrible film i would much rather watch an old ramsay brothers movie than this piece of crap although someone has deemed that these don t need to be made available for the most part which is a crime in itself but not as big of a crime as this film i took one for the team watching this one so take my advice don t bother out of ,0
i absolutely loved this movie as a child i can t seem to find it anywhere i was mentioning it to some friends just the other day and not a single one of them remembers it can anyone help me out my older sister vaguely remembers it there was also another movie i remember that was half live action and half animation but i can t remember the name of it the characters were animated and the background was real i seem to remember it being about a kangaroo and i believe the setting of the film was in australia i m going out of my mind trying to obtain copies of these films that were such a memorable part of my very enjoyable childhood edit i searched imdb for this other movie and found out it s called dot and the kangaroo all i had to do was type in kangaroo in the search bar under characters and the name of the movie in the list was like a bell going off man i love imdb thanks ,1
it could have been a better film it does drag at points and the central story shifts from boyer completing his mission to boyer avenging wanda hendrix s death but graham greene is an author who is really hard to spoil his stories are all morality tales due to his own considerations of catholicism guilt and innocence very relative terms in his world view and the human condition br br boyer is luis denard a well known concert pianist who has sided with the republicans in the spanish civil war he has been sent to england to try to carry through an arms purchase deal that is desperately needed unfortunately for denard he is literally on his own everyone of his contacts turns out to be a willing turncoat for the falagists of spain in particular katina paxinou mrs melendez a grim boarding house keeper and peter lorre mr contreras a teacher of an esperanto type international language wanda hendrix is the drudge of a girl else who works for mrs melendez the local diplomat licata victor francken is already a willing associate of the falangists br br the brits holmes herbert miles mander and best if not worst of the lot george coulouris don t give much hope to boyer s cause which he soon grasps may be britain s before long herbert and mander just retreat behind the official policy of neutrality ordered by the ramsay macdonald s and stanley baldwin s governments during the civil war coulouris here is a typical col blimp type always impeccable in his native english diction he is sharp in showing his dislike for foreigners in general br br the one ray of hope is lauren bacall rose cullen here trying to play her role as well as she can but she can t really she s an aristocrat the daughter of a press lord it was bacall s second film and sad to say almost sank her long career she does act well but the spark she showed in her first film was due to the dual effect of starring with humphrey bogart and being directed by howard hawks boyer is a fine actor but he s not bogie and herman shumlin is not hawks her next film returned her to bogie and hawks again and her star resumed it s ascendancy br br it s a bleak film as was the novel boyer s mission never succeeds as he has too many hidden foes all over the place but the villains are likewise also losers frequently with their lives br br with dan seymour as a suspicious foreign tenant of katina paxinou and the man who destroys her it is well worth watching to catch the warner s lot of character actors doing their best given the weakness in direction ,1
when i first read armistead maupins story i was taken in by the human drama displayed by gabriel no one and those he cares about and loves that being said we have now been given the film version of an excellent story and are expected to see past the gloss of hollywood br br writer armistead maupin and director patrick stettner have truly succeeded br br with just the right amount of restraint robin williams captures the fragile essence of gabriel and lets us see his struggle with issues of trust both in his personnel life jess and the world around him donna br br as we are introduced to the players in this drama we are reminded that nothing is ever as it seems and that the smallest event can change our lives irrevocably the request to review a book written by a young man turns into a life changing event that helps gabriel find the strength within himself to carry on and move forward br br it s to bad that most people will avoid this film i only say that because the average american will probably think robin williams in a serious role that didn t work before please give this movie a chance robin williams touches the darkness we all must find and go through in ourselves to be better people like his movie one hour photo he has stepped up as an actor and made another quality piece of art br br oh and before i forget i believe bobby cannavale as jess steals every scene he is in he has the s leading man looks and screen presence it s this hacks opinion he could carry his own movie right now br br s ,1
i was pleasantly surprised with this one it s actually quite interesting and engaging the cast is strong even dan cortese brooke shields has come into her own as an actress black and white must have really set her free cause i have never seen her in this much command playing a conventional character if marketed right could be a medium size hit ,0
 mame is a disgrace to many things to lucille ball to a story which has been told better many times over and to the musical genre altogether ms ball does not understand her character at all and she seems to be heavily sedated bea arthur is good but it is not enough the production is very shoddy and cheap looking the songs are sub par and nearly every joke misfires also lucy couldn t dance well so the music had to be slowed down to a funerial pace avoid at all costs but do see the delightful auntie mame ,0
it begins with a couple of disgusting sex comedy gags but soon it reveals its true colors it wants to be a death wish clone i say wants to because the script gets so increasingly laughable by the minute that it ends up looking like an absurdist death wish spoof from a love scene in a room inexplicably filled with candles to heroes who dress up as commandoes and wave their machine guns because they don t want to attract attention to themselves to bad guys who drive around the city in a black van long after it has been recognized as their vehicle this film has too many ludicrous points to fit in a list the other major problem is that you can t tell most of the characters apart of course you know who borgnine and roundtree and even james van patten are but all the other roles could have been played by different actors in various scenes and you wouldn t know the difference ,0
 north south the television mini series is to the s what rich man poor man the first ever tv mini series was to the s br br it s a fabulous adaptation of the first classic novel in the trilogy from author john jakes the story itself covers the two decades leading up to the years of the election of president abraham lincoln and the imminent proclamation of the civil war north versus south the intertwining stories evolve around the families of the hazards the north in the title and the mains and their two central figures of george and orry who form a friendship whilst embarking on their west point training in br br north south is a wonderful historic timeline and as i have grown older and wiser it very much interests me to learn about the contrasting attitudes to such controversial aspects as slavery and abolitionists and how these attitudes originated br br the series also portrays some great characterisation development as we get to know about the friends and enemies in george and orry s lives and also the women that stole their hearts as young men this aspect of the story also uncovers a romantic tale that is set to the turbulent backdrop of the american civil war br br north south along with rich man poor man is overshadowed by s roots as the greatest mini series of all time however it does come a close second third and also shares the same kind of timeline and themes as roots but don t let this one get away even if it s just to see the great scenery costumes and brilliant all star cast including gene kelly johnny cash elizabeth taylor james stewart olivia de havilland lesley anne down et al br br the series is beautifully crafted and is firmly tied to actual historic events and it s a pity the emmys and golden globes didn t honour a lot more of the actors and actresses for their portrayals patrick swayze and james read the two virtual unknown lead actors at the time turn in compelling performances as orry main and george hazard respectively however it s kirstie alley s riveting performance as george s abolitionist sister virgilia that steals the show many times plus terri garber david carradine and philip casnoff as elkanah bent are the delicious villains of the piece you just love to hate br br north south books are now available on two dvd sets ,1
my husband brought this home from the video store so i could watch something while stuck home sick the sort of sick where you could never concentrate on a book but a sorta silly light romantic flick sounds just right that and a bowl of chicken soup well he meant well br br my first thought as some others post here also was that the house must be fake it s not only isolated alone on the beach but set on moorings into the loose sand and so close to the ocean that the surf waves go directly under the house this looks so obviously dangerous in hurricane country in the fall so potentially disastrous that i was sure filmmakers had simply cgi d the whole thing or used movie magic to plunk a cute b b into the surf br br but i have to tell you guys thanks to teh interwebs i can say that the house serendipity is very real is indeed near rodanthe and except for some window dressing and shrubs appears mostly as it does in the film you can rent it yourself off season for a week or about in summer go for it but interestingly the house has severe problems the second thing that struck me after would be washed away was what about the plumbing electrical in that surf and sure enough serendipity was condemned for a break in the sanitation caused by overwash from the ocean they are rebuilding br br and the house isn t from the civil war not to mention that viola davis playing cliché black best friend thankless role for a fine actress last seen in doubt is not remotely old enough that her grandmother could have built anything in the civil war hello that was years ago try great great great in reality serendipity was built in laughably recently br br the basic film is built on a typical nicholas sparks weeper which means a lot of coincidence and trite predictable happenstance it is also aimed in a very pandering way towards women you know us women who love b bs fusty antiques and knick knacks who dream of romance and guys who look like richard gere and dancing in the moonlight don t give us plot or thoughtful character development just set up some mechanisms and bring on the love scenes br br gere plays a plastic surgeon who lost a female patient during a routine surgery for a benign cyst on her cheek of course she died of an overdose of anesthesia so you wonder right away why the surgeon is guilted up and not the anesthesiologist hello where is that guy why is the wrong doctor feeling guilty br br gere has come to pout and confront the woman s husband and is staying at the remote b b who should be there why the only other person in the inn diane lane she s a lonely divorcée with rotten kids and an ex hubby who wants her back while she s trying to decide about that the cliché best black friend has her subbing as hostess at the b b br br now in the real world if this set up ever even happened the doctor would look like ernest borgnine and the lonely divorcée like rosie o donnell he d spend his vacation horndogging year old girls on the beach while she sulked and thought about going on a diet but this isn t the real world i digress br br the couple confess all fall in love a hurricane hits they make love fall in love he has to go away he dies and she cries a lot about that the end br br there i ve saved you from it now you don t have to torture yourself or any male acquaintances husbands sons boyfriends from sitting through this tripe very wearying br br someone else asked why diane lane a perfect tiny woman whom filmmakers seem to love to cast because she s just pretty and thin enough that most women would like to look like her but she s ish and not over the top so she isn t threatening is constantly covered in big tarp like shawls this would make sense if she was chubby but she isn t br br anyways someone throw a pretty paisley shawl over this film so we don t have to watch it conclusion read a book unless you are too sick if too sick go to sleep ,0
the best thing about the movie is the name as it both describes the plot and the acting at least they cannot say they didn t warn you kind of like the button labeled don t push this br br segal must have run out of things that move like planes trains and ships but the plot remains the same under cover guy who fights slowly but still beats like mercenary types and doesn t even blink when doing so what amazes me is that segal is now as big as a barn and the bad guys still cannot hit him in a hallway with a machine gun and clips of ammo where do all these bullets actually go to the only redeeming feature of this movie is watching nia peeples pound ja rule real name jeffrey atkins doesn t quite sound so punk into the floor i could spend days watching that woman kick her foot over her shoulder like that especially wearing an outfit like that it was just a bonus watching jeffy get is ss kicked and fun hoping one of those kicks actually landed sorry it s just time we get stupid wannabe tough guy can t act rappers out of the movies pleeeeease who came up with idea anyway i d lay odds it was the person who decided that cameron diaz and drew barrymore would pass as witty athletic angels br br the only surprising twist in this movie is that they don t do the politically correct thing and have jeffy come in and save the day no doubt if snoop otherwise known by his momma as calvin broadus which again doesn t sound so cool when you refer to him as cal had been in the movie he d throw some signs down on her and probably saved segal s life or something ,0
the precise text of an ad except the word chinese as in grauman s chinese at the end should appear in caps but imdb s racially sensitive formatting won t let it as published in the los angeles times of october nd reads as follows with denoting the break between each line in the ad br br gala world premiere tonight promptly tonight all hollywood and los angeles boulevards become the big trail to grauman s chinese theatre the rendezvous of all that is beautiful and brilliant the gathering place of stars celebrities the great and the famous br br thousands will fill every seat many thousands will line hollywood boulevard to watch the gala festivities attending this world premiere br br tonight all southern california pays homage to the great american epic which faithfully depicts the thrilling soul stirring romance of the american pioneers who won the west and left us a heritage of peace liberty and happiness br br raoul walsh s the big trail story by hal g evarts fox movietone production shown entirely in grandeur cast of featuring john wayne marguerite churchill el brendel tully marshall tyrone power david rollins frederick burton charles stevens russ powell louise carter william v mong dodo newton ward bond marcia harris marjorie leet emelie emerson fran rainboth andy shufford helen parrish production manager archibald buchanan settings by harold miles fred serren chief grandeur cameraman arthur edeson sound engineer george leverett chief film cutter jack dennis added feature fox movietone news exclusive interview with george bernard shaw direction carli elinor grauman s chinese direction of fox west coast theatres twice daily thereafter p m ,1
note to all mad scientists everywhere if you re going to turn your son into a genetically mutated monster you need to give him a scarier name than paul i don t care if he s a frightening hammerhead shark with a mouthful of dagger sharp teeth and the ability to ambush people in the water as well as on dry land give the kid a more worthy name like thor rock or tiburon because even if he eats me up i will probably just sit there laughing ha get a load of this paul the monster is ripping me to shreds that s the worst part about this movie is this shark thing is referred to as paul throughout the entire flick it makes what could have been a decent scary horror movie just seem silly not that there aren t other campy and contrived parts of hammerhead shark frenzy the scientists spend the entire movie wandering along this island and all of a sudden one of the girls starts itching madly from walking in the lush forest and just has to pour water on her feet to relive the itching which of course allows paul to come out of the water and kill her the one thing scifi channel did right in this movie was let the hottie live but that s a small silver lining in an otherwise disappointing movie ,0
 spoilers ahead this same exact plot from this movie has been done before it has been done in ferris bueller s day off marques bat man houston plays sick his gullible parents believe him his sister knows that he s faking but she still must go to school she is mad he has a party with his friends while his parents are away by the time his parents get home he is sick again and his parents never found out about the party i like immature better when they were in house party and still immature ,0
why on earth is colin firth in this pointless film has he really been that strapped for cash br br the film isn t clear on what it wants to be about grief exotic places ghosts a vehicle for mr darcy it s a muddled muddy mess br br there seems to be some sort of idea that italy must be good in itself and that italian has something to offer as a language but in the end the girls just want to go back to yankland br br there are pointless episodes on the beach in churches on busy roads but what it is all about or why anybody should care simply isn t clear br br there was also a yank woman in the film it wasn t clear what here job was but she seemed only to be there to make vapid inappropriate and maudlin comments to the girl was it supposed to be about paedophillia br br a pretty dreadful mess all in all i gave it rather than because it doesn t have the charm of an utterly ghastly film ,0
this is even worse than the original game of death a jumbled incoherent storyline leads to billy lo falling from a helicopter to the ground below killing him as we re left to follow his younger brother bobby lo so not only do we start out following some bruce lee clone the film kills that one off and has us follow another one thirty minutes into the story the main reason to watch this one is when bobby lo fights a lion which is quite obviously a guy in a lion costume jang lee hwang is also the villain who is usually pretty awesome but his screen time is significantly small mainly watched this and the original game of death because they re a part of the bruce lee boxed set it s no wonder they re included with lee s finished works no one would buy them otherwise ,0
another fantastic offering from the monkey island team and though it was a long time coming and had to survive the departure of ron gilbert it s another worthy installment my only gripe is that it was a little short seeming in comparison to the previous two though that might be because of a glorious lack of disk swapping roll on mi ,1
this movie is probably one of worst movies made in history i rented this by chance without reading reviews and wow do i regret it really has no plot doesn t really follow the vampire genre just plain god awful watching this movie will taint your enthusiasm for vampire movies i felt like the writer director producer went on this drug binge and had hallucinations and tried to recreate it on film whole time i wanted the movie to end but the ending was even more whacked br br if this review can save just one person from watching this crap i felt my time spent on registration and writing this review was well worth it ,0
i ve always thought that most huge box office flops usually have something to recommend them but after the remake of around the world in days and thunderbirds i m beginning to doubt it for those not familiar it s based on a puppet show about a family of astronauts who use state of the art rockets spaceships and subs to rescue people from various disasters falling bridges stricken planes burning buildings etc each week well the puppets are gone replaced by far more lifeless teenagers and so is the premise only one ineptly staged rescue and a plot shamelessly ripped off from spy kids without any signs of imagination wit or entertainment young alan tracey feels left out of all the rescuing we never see the other traceys do because dad won t let him play with a real rocket until he passes his exams grounded on a beautiful tropical island some punishment his chance to shine comes when the rest of the family a bunch of identikit bleach blondes who look like a gay neo nazi boy band without a single bit of characterisation between them are stranded in space and he has to have the day by er running around the jungle making a phone call firing a hose at the inept comedy relief villains and dousing them in gunk for bad measure br br the good points are few and far between one of them is that the film is mostly in focus the other is they all got to go to the seychelles which looks nice br br the bad points where to start ben kingsley s career lowpoint performance the aforementioned inept comedy relief sidekicks who would disgrace the children s film foundation at its worst the almost complete lack of action or effects in a m sci fi film the terrible script the lifeless direction the odious moralising but most of all is the fact that the film is so patronising in every possible way forget the life lessons and off the peg sentiment this is a movie aimed straight at the under eights by people who know they re making a kid s movie and are constantly talking down to their intended audience throwing in fifth rate jokes and routines that would insult most children who had only recently mastered the art of speech this film could replace being sent to bed early without their dinner as parents favourite punishment for kids br br the biggest flop in british film history it didn t even cover the cost of prints and marketing it s just about watchable if only as an object lesson in how not to make a summer movie ,0
nickelodeon has gone down the toilet they have kids saying things like oh my god and we re screwed br br this show promotes hate for people who aren t good looking or aren t in the in crowd it say that sexual promiscuity is alright by having girls slobbering over shirtless boys not to mention the overweight boy who takes off his shirt the main characters basically shun anyone out of the ordinary carly s friend sam who may be a lesbian beats the snot out of anybody that crosses her path which says it s alright to be a b ch this show has so much negativity in it that nobody should watch it i give it a out of ,0
first i d like to excuse my bad english br br i m not a hostel hardcore fan but i liked that movie nevertheless live feed however sucked big time i have never seen a gore movie with superb acting but hey who s surprised the acting in live feed was well not there i ve seen some commented this as it must have been a school project or something okey but not by students in media or acting school this was no class at all and what about the story a really sad rip off on hostel and what about the gore what about the psychopathic torture scenes that supposed to make your guts twist and leave you cold sweating that was the most disappointing about the hole movie short quick and no edge more like an execution rather than a torture okey there where buckets of blood but it didn t even look real the slaughtering and the violence reminded more of braindead than hostel or any of the saw movies and braindead was fun okey i laughed at live feed a couple of times but that was more out of disappointment than out of sheer fun br br so instead of wasting minutes by watching live feed watch anything else ,0
i am finding that i get less and less excited about disney s sequels to movies yes i do understand that the budget for the direct to video movies are not the same but these movies don t even try some examples are hunchback ii and tarzan and jane if anyone has seen the previews for stitch the movie you will see my point but i digress this movie reaffirms my point the animation is sloppy the story lines resemble saturday morning cartoons and not all of the original voices are there i was very disappointed not to hear michael j fox s voice it was so glaringly obvious that the person doing milo s voice was trying to sound like fox but didn t come close to succeeding br br if it says anything my children ages and didn t even sit through the whole movie ,0
this movie is a cringe fest of bad acting and poor set design as well as tacky lines and a lame plot but it is so much fun to watch everything about it is hilarious the basic plot is a group of scientists from the future travel back in time to capture their evil co worker who is intent on destroying them all they catch up with him in the year the futuristic lab of the scientists from the year is an eighties style room with a bunch of futuristic flashing buttons and a time capsule that looks like a lawn shed the actors deliver their lines with unenthusiastic aplomb which isn t hard to understand considering that the lines are usually earth shakers like i double checked everything twice he double checked everything twice he checked it four times not only that but they feed you the entire premise of the movie in the first five minutes and continue at a rapid fire pace until they hit the medieval part when roger corman ran out of money and had to stop travelling through time and consequently different sets the medieval set is a comic mish mash of anything from the late th century to the th century any costume they could find they used i guess chain mail wasn t on the budget cause the guys all wear sequined shirts masquerading as armor the fight scenes are laughable with men casually throwing themselves onto cardboard swords with abandon and dying in death throws with nary a blow cast it sounds truly awful but i enjoy it every time i watch it the lines alone are enough to have you in fits and everything else pulls together to create a fabulous b movie that if you are a connoisseur of corny flicks i would suggest you see and once you have read the review on unknown movies i love hearing them point out all the funny truly awful bits in the movie ,0
while this is horribly dated i must insist please no remake frankly it just won t help as there s nothing which could be added or changed contemporarily to make this cinematically better br br the novel upon which this is based was atmospheric well written truly spooky work but on film it just doesn t translate most of king s written masterpieces fail to translate to film i m not sure why this is but when you view this work if you view it you are likely to see just what i mean br br the book it s wonderful it s not a masterpiece but it s more than just entertaining br br the movie do something else you can thank me later br br it rates a from br br the fiend ,0
 changi is an australian comedy drama set in the world war japanese prisoner of war camp of that name the story cuts between past events and the present day when the aged veterans plan a reunion this is a much publicised and controversial miniseries here in australia the budget ran over million aust dollars historians and veterans criticised it s authenticity and critics pilloried the uneasy mix of comedy and drama shades of pearl harbor series writer john doyle half of the successful roy h g comedy team has tried to defend himself with comments about the characters are composites of actual people the troops used comedy to cope with the situation it s only based on actual events one of our actors was actually there etc i don t have a problem with any of these points many superb fictional and factual dramas have come out of the japanese p o w camp experience king rat tenko merry christmas mr lawrence bridge on the river kwai paradise road empire of the sun blood oath and a town like alice black comedy has often been used successfully in p o w dramas life is beautiful the great escape seven beauties stalag the colditz story and even hogan s heroes so why is changi a monumental failure the acting in changi is uniformly excellent the music and cinematography is good it is the writing and direction that have let it down every scene seemed to give me waves of deja vu when anthony hayes is made to stand in the blazing sun i thought didn t i see alec guinness do this in bridge on the river kwai the sudden flashes into surreal song dance brought back dennis potter s singing detective but without the finesse this borrowing happened so often it smacked of lazy writing by cut and paste rather than homage the constant intercutting between the past and present stories left me unable to concentrate on either flash forward and flash back can be a useful tool here it left me distanced from characters where intensity was called for the ausiness is overdone every conversation seemed to include stone the bloody crows such that i was saying i get the point i know they re aussies cultural stereotyping extended to the british and japanese too sadistic young japanese officer uptight british officer wiser japanese commandant fun loving rascally aussies etc i thought i was watching hogan s heroes on the river kwai after episodes i m tuning out ,0
this movie illustrates like no other the state of the australian film industry and everything that s holding it back br br awesome talent outstanding performances particularly by victoria hill but a let down in practically every other way br br an adaptation of sorts it brought nothing new to macbeth no setting it in present day australia is not enough and essentially completely failed to justify its existence apart from let s face it completely unnecessarily paying homage to the original work if there s one body of work that has been done and done and done and done it s shakespeare s so any adaptation if it s not to be a self indulgent and pointless exercise needs to at least bring some new interpretation to the work br br and that s what this macbeth fails to do as it was done this film has no contemporary relevance whatsoever it s the same piece that we have seen countless too many times before except with guns and in different outfits br br apart from the fundamental blunder no other way to put it of keeping the original shakespearian dialogue one of the more cringeful moments of the movie is the prolonged and incredibly boring slow motion shoot out towards the end during which i completely tuned out even though i was looking at the screen i never thought i had a short attention span but there you go br br i suppose the movie succeeds on its own very limited terms but as australia continues to produce world class acting talent its movie makers need to stop being proud of succeeding on limited terms and actually set high enough standards to show that they respect for the kind of acting talent they work with br br a shame an absolute shame ,0
i m in a film class and i know that i don t know everything about film but truthfully this is one of the worst stupidest retarded and waste time movies that i have ever seen and i saw napolean dinamite they are both equally terrible conrack is boring and nothing interesting even happens in the film its not really a heart warming story and pat conroy overcomes nothing i m not saying there should be fighting and crap blowing up but it would liven up this more than bland film the kids they fond to act in this film may have been the real kids from yammacraux island they sounded stupid and couldn t act as as far as i am concerned this was a stupid idea for a book and an even worse idea for a movie i don t know why this movie was even made deviantly top five worst movies of all time ,0
i want to state first that i am a christian and that i do work in the film and tv industry so i understand what it is like to work on a feature length film so props to the filmmakers in that regard i m all for positive uplifting messages if they are true to the nature of life that this is a fallen world and that things don t always work out even for followers of christ i m glad that others are having such overwhelmingly positive reactions to the overt christian message for me it was just that the execution is where the film fell on its face a movie lives and dies on its story and here you have one dimensional stereotypes exposition aplenty and spontaneous changes in character behavior that are inexplicably to say the least i believe that a film does not have to club you over the head with its message to get the point across i m sure the kendrick bros will improve with time and that their storytelling methods will as well maybe they could direct someone else s screenplay as their next project br br sports films are not exactly my first love but a good one hoosiers field of dreams etc can inspire in a multitude of ways if you would be interested in a pg rated film that inspires give steven soderbergh s king of the hill a look all truth is god s truth ,0
the synopsis of this movie led me to believe that it would be a story of an unconventional woman challenging the conventions of the society in with she lives i like strong female characters and expected a movie much along the lines of chocolat with a less fairy tale and more bite what i got was a cast of despicable characters br br for a character driven movie to be effective i need to feel a connection or compassion for the people there was no one with whom i could relate in the movie grazia golino whose work i admired in rain man portrays a mentally ill probably bipolar female that is often rude aggressive and violent her husband bickers and yells when he is not hitting or slapping someone the children are rude brats they yell at each other and the females in the movie they attack other children with no provocation violence begets violence this seems to be an island of unfeeling aggressive violent and rude people all the way around br br the direction is not compelling there are intermixed scenes that attempt to be art but instead bore the viewer the location is exceptionally gorgeous but even that fails to be captured to the degree that it could be on film br br i would have to recommend that you stay away from this failure of a movie ,0
ettore scola is one of the most important italian directors my parents and i watched together c eravamo tanto amati on a summer night we liked it but we didn t love it as we loved a special day i believe ettore scola is pretty underrated we often forget to remember him maybe because his latest films were disappointing and so yesterday night my mum and i sat on our sofa to enjoy this masterpiece writing direction cinematography score and production design were sober and accurate but the thing i liked the most was the chemistry between loren and mastroianni they re both excellent actors and play the main roles of antonietta and gabriele antonietta is an housewife married with a fanatic fascist she has six children but her husband wants to have another child to get a prize for the huge families gabriele is simply an anti fascist they spend together a special day that special day of when hitler came to rome visiting mussolini i don t want to spoil anymore about the plot go looking for this film ,1
this movie stinks the stench resembles bad cowpies that sat in the sun too long i can t believe that so many talented actors wasted their time making such a hopelessly awful film whew ,0
i am a massive fan of jet li he is the best hk action film star alive and consequently this film rocked i saw it in the video store and as it was in the mainstream section of this mainstream video store i didnt register its presence at first and had to look twice i immediately knew what i would be renting out my only qualm i suppose i expected it is that it was dubbed aaargh and not subtitled elsewise the movie s original strange cool plot and full on action made it one of jet li s better movies even though they all fall under that category ,1
i get it the diehl character is s posed to be a microcosm of america itself seeing arab terrorists under every rock only to find out at the end that it s his own actions all along that got him into that siege state and truly if he practices good will to all men everything will be rainbows and lollipops sorry wim you have made amazing movies in the past that stay neutral of the politics and for good reason polemics are your weak point and they weaken this a well made amazingly filmed movie with absurd characters dialog and plotting better luck on your next flick another thing that yanked my crank was the belabored point of the homeless section of la being there for reasons of hunger these people don t get enough to eat truly these folks aren t eating regally but the real hunger these folks is a spiritual hunger an emotional hunger a mental hunger they need self respect self worth dignity which you can t give a man yeah those folks are hungry and if they need it it is available less the center for hunger in america i would say it s more the center for alcoholism drug abuse mental suffering and economic devastation dealing with hunger although a noble endeavor is band aiding a more profoundly systematic societal and age old human problem of homelessness bill diehl was good though and michelle williams was cute as the young yet cliched old soul ,0
a wonderful film filled with great understated performance and sharp intelligent dialogue what really distinguishes the film however is that undercurrent of sadness throughout the story is underscored by affairs loneliness suicide disappointment the fear of losing ones job in a world where that had disastrous consequences most of all it was set in a world that no longer existed having been ripped apart by the beginning of world war ii in fact the film is barely a comedy at all if you compare the percentage of serious scenes to the comic scenes yet funny it is listen to margaret sullivan s harsh dismissal of jimmy stewart and watch his pained expression as he replies that her comments were a remarkable blend of poetry and meanness it s funny pointed and sad all at once a remarkable achievement and one of the ten greatest screen comedies ever made ,1
just saying you ve got a movie about john holmes is a guarantee to get some folks in front of the screen but writer director james cox delivers oh so much more a rashamon of the sleazy hollywood set the film splitters the july wonderland murders through a variety of angles and film stocks but mostly through the filter of john holmes coked out weasel brain in a film full of bad guys holmes is either the most vile the most pathetic or both several versions of the story emerge and merge as cox flashes jump cuts and twisting title cards amid effects and emoting the dialogue is fast and naturalistic and never once rings false while the film takes places two years after holmes had fallen out of porn and into a truly wicked drug fueled depravity kilmer relentlessly exudes a sexuality so intense it can be measured in inches this sexuality at its edges creates a sense of foreboding that hangs over the entire film almost as heavily as the violence at its center those murders are teased at through the whole film though are never clearly shown not even at the climax though the violence of them relentlessly infuses the whole picture and much blood is splattered across walls and crime scene photos once again val kilmer as holmes shows he can act wacko better than anyone else working strutting cringing bragging or begging kilmer is constantly in character and the character is constantly a fascinating car wreck stand out performances beside kilmer definitely include ted levine as the lead cop in the investigation and lisa kudrow as holmes estranged wife the trio of criminals holmes falls in with include the frighteningly high energy josh lucas the ever interesting timothy blake nelson and an absolutely unrecognizable dylan mcdermott in a pivotal role as the teller yet another version of the murders cox suggests that no matter how much we learn about wonderland there is always a worse version possible but looking through the debauchery surrounding it is much more fascinating than understanding the truth ,1
this movie was so awful so boring so badly miscast it took a lot of work to make what should have been a sure thing into such a travesty i love lucille ball but she absolutely stunk in this movie too old couldn t sing sounded like a truck dumping gravel even when not singing and the biggest sin of all she wasn t funny even a little the studio shot themselves in the foot with this one and for ruining what should have been a fabulous screen version of a fabulous stage musical some other body parts deserve to have been wounded as well or perhaps they were already lacking those parts that might explain it but for lucy to think she was right for a part that required singing well that s the saddest thing of all it s a very good thing to know your limitations even a legend can t come out of a stinker like this and still smell like a rose ,0
paulie is a fantasy of a littler girl or perhaps her recollection of what her youth was like growing up br br tony shaloub executes a flawless performance as an russian scientist phd who cannot find decent work in america he befriends an isolated parrot while performing meanial duties of a janitor at a behavioral science lab br br the chief doctor is a bitter man as paulie who can speak and fully comprehend language and learn embarasses the doctor who later banishses him to the lower levels of the building where mikail tony s finds him br br paulie recants his life with marie and how they lost each other the quest begins to reunite paulie with marie only more than years has passed br br the movie ends some will say predictably with mikail reuniting paulie with marie the story closes with the three entering marie s home where you can make the final your own choice br br great family film ,1
if i were to pitch this movie idea to some hollywood bigwigs i m sure it would sound like this br br me four boys at a private high school are good friends and they are witches br br hollywood that sounds like the craft br br me no no i said four boys not four girls br br hollywood that still sounds like the craft just with boys instead of girls br br me ok but there is this fifth unknown boy that comes into the picture and he wants more power br br hollywood still not much difference because one of the girls in the craft also wanted more power br br me ok ok i ll make these boys part of the in crowd they ll be rich and the school is on the east coast br br hollywood now that sounds original that is nothing like the craft here s a billion dollars br br this movie was so cliché and uninspiring even the manufactured drama between chase and the brothers of ipswich was very blasé a bunch of rich kids with their biggest problem being what color bentley they want for their th birthday and th car don t interest me at all even if they have powers every single kid in this movie looked like they stepped out of a magazine and of course there had to be the gratuitous male nudity and female nudity just to drive home how out of shape you are i wanted to rename this movie the witches of o c oooh rich kids and their problems let me pretend to care br br this film was completely unimaginative and predictable the final fight was lame and dragged out and the ending was very anti climatic this was a movie best left on the cutting room floor ,0
this is a wonderful new crime series bringing together three old stalwarts of british television denis waterman james bolam and alun armstrong as retired detectives brought back to help clear up old cases under the leadership of younger career focused amanda redman the three quirky irritable old cops make a brilliant team applying twenty year old detection methods in a police force which has moved a long way on since then sometimes with effect at other times to the horror of their senior officers the three are portrayed sympathetically warts and all there are splendid comic scenes and some very moving ones as each of the three has to come to terms with growing old and the legacy of their pasts br br at the end of the first six part series we are promised a further series next year each of the characters had developed widower james bolam cannot come to terms with his wife s untimely death lothario denis waterman is learning to accept his role as grandfather and even obsessive alun armstrong is helped by his new friends to fight the demons of his past and keep taking the medication while amanda redman has to face the all too familiar conflict between having a life and a career the story lines have been interesting if rather heavily dependent on the wonders of dna testing but it is the interplay of four of britain s finest actors which has made the series unmissable ,1
ironically although he can do the splits thomas is a complete stiff as an actor br br this film is seared into my memory as one of the most side splittingly cheesy and incompetent movies i have ever seen as such i m actually rather fond of it br br still the only reason this gets more than one star is that thomas is great shape and it s fun to see his tiny muscular body performing various feats of gymnastic skill on the oddly shaped rocks and poles scattered about the east european country side including the infamous pommel horse shaped well cap in the middle of a village square that thomas uses to plant his feet in the faces of various insane villagers but let the poor guy open his mouth and try to emote and any illusion that he might have a film career is immediately dashed to bits br br thomas at least had the excuse that he wasn t really an actor everyone else in the film actors director editor camera guys etc is at least as bad or even worse and most of them are professionals so kurt doesn t come off quite as badly as you might think br br i hope poor kurt took the money and ran if anyone ever asks him to perform in a martial arts film again i ll bet that thomas kicks the guy in the face ,0
will some company please make a good dvd of this film aside from being a wonderful film about relationships and friendships four friends is the only film i ve ever seen and i have literally spent years of my life watching films that captures the essence of the s experience and i was there the idealism the hope the freedom the confusion the betrayals and ultimately its upbeat but bittersweet denouement and all of this is accomplished without being a story about any of the numerous upheavals of that era although many are just touched upon as part of the tapestry but the story is primarily about the characters and their friendship over about years and that those survived and deepened despite the tragedies of that turbulent decade absolutely a joy and must see film even if one s not an old hippie ,1
this movie was so bad i thought i was going to scream in the middle of it it was all i could do to sit through it the beginning of the movie where they are at war was promising only it smacked of saving private ryan to me or at least an attempt at it only we don t care for these people there was no build up to the characters the kid that dies i guess was suppose to make us cry but for some reason it just irritated everyone then we have to listen to line after line of sappy dialog that tried desperately to mimic wuthering heights which of course was also quoted in the movie go figure there was nothing original about the movie at all it was like sitting through the most mundane parts of every war movie ever made with a little bit of humor thrown in to keep you hoping that it was going to get better sadly it doesn t hours later i leave the theater feeling cheated anthony menghilla should be shot for trying to duplicate the english patient which for it s time was a good movie but now i wonder should i rent it and make sure i wasn t just caught up in the hype maybe i was but i definitely wasn t caught up in the hype of this film i really went to the theater wanting to like this movie i am a die hard nicole kidman fan save your money rent it on dvd and laugh through it as i did ,0
i will admit that i m only a college student at this present time an english major at that at the time i saw this film i was a high school student i want to say junior year but it may have been senior hard to remember my experience with quantum physics goes pretty much to my honors physics course an interest in quantum mechanics that has led me to read up on the subject in a number of books on the theoretical aspects of the field as well as any article i can find in discover and the like i m not a phd by any means br br that said br br this movie is simply terrible it s designed to appeal to the scientific mind of the average new age guru who desperately wants to believe in how special everybody is my mother is such a person and ever since she s seen this movie she s tried to get all her friends to see it and bought a copy of the film i attempted to point out the various flaws and problems i d seen with the films logic and science and they are numerous and she dismissed my claims because oh so a high school student knows more than all those people with phds in this case apparently so br br leaving behind the fact that earning a phd doesn t necessarily require that a person be correct or in fact intelligent leaving behind the fact that my basic understanding of physics is enough to debunk half the film leaving that behind the film makers completely manipulated their interviews with at least one of the participants to make it appear that he supported their beliefs when in fact he completely opposed them br br i could go on and on but i think intuitor did a really good job of debunking the film so feel free to read that if you care to do so br br http www intuitor com moviephysics bleep html,0
eddie fischer was simply bad possibly the worst scene came early in the movie when he broke into a spontaneous song and dance number centered around a piano and some conveniently placed employees the song was totally stupid i think i could drunkenly offer a few lines on a sheet of paper that would far exceed it and probably win a grammy then as if the writers could come up with no better way to escape the ridiculousness of the scene fischer says something to the effect of don t tell insert the guy s name he doesn t like music and smiles i can t describe how bad this is i felt a little embarrassed and that guy debbie reynolds works with and who s always hitting on her is so annoying too i can t even imagine someone like her wasting a fraction of time on him the jokes were delivered without any sort of chemistry between characters which made the movie crawl by at least the baby had cute hair the two stars are for reynolds who was like a swan among ugly ducklings br br see bachelor mother instead ,0
this is a horrible little film and unfortunately the company that made this short made several others the short is essentially a one joke idea that wasn t funny to begin with and may also offend you it certainly made me uncomfortable watching very young children most appeared about years old cavorting about and pretending to be adults in this case a dancehall girl and bar room patrons it s the sort of humor that you might be forced to laugh at from your own kids if they pretended to be adults but i can t see anyone wanting to see this especially when a very young shirley temple is dressed in a rather slinky outfit and acts like a vamp and then other kids act like adults in some rather adult situations at the time i am sure they were not trying to appeal to pedophiles but when looking at it today that is what immediately comes to mind because of this this boring film also creeped me out and i hope to never see it again pretty strange and pretty awful ,0
i m giving ten out of ten it s one of the best movies ever absolutely smashed stunned and dazed by the whole picture marvellous playing of jason statham ray liotta and all the crew amazing plot just look into yourself and pluck up your courage to admit it touched your soul because it s strange but there are all the answers you ve been ever looking for the very best mr ritchie the very best ever those who were looking for a simple figtings and skirmish keep yelling they are disappointed but there are lots of shallow movies in hollywood nowadays you can t remember what it was about the next day you had seen it on the contrary revolver is unique i could have hardly expected it s possible to portray such a clear and genius picture of myself of everyone who was to watch it absolutely unsurpassed astounding dazzling one can get insight watching this i have no doubt about that actually no words can express my admiration i m still wondering how it was possible to shoot such a movie after years of giddy hollywood rubbish we had been watching thank you from all heart it s simply the best ,1
i love oddball animation i love a lot of asian films but i didn t love this particular product of japan the fuccons are supposedly an american family they re all mannequins who have moved to japan and they re somewhat a s sitcom type family with slightly more modern sensibilities at times the dvd features several very short episodes like less than minutes each and i did not find it to be either funny or entertaining not even in a weird way i m not sure what the appeal is of this i did pick up on some satire here and there gosh who wouldn t but satire is usually somewhat humorous isn t it and nothing i saw or heard rated even a little smirk i picked this up used and it certainly sounded appealing but i guess either i m missing the point or it s just plain lame the box even says it s fuccon hilarious right there on the front but i beg to differ out of ,0
this is the type of film that may need to be viewed several times to capture all of its beauty and intelligence just like curse of frankenstein from if you don t like odd non mainstream films steer clear of this masterpiece for me the artwork alone in this film is worth the purchase price of the videocassete the storyline is a bit fantastic but seems to becoming reality in our world today for being produced in the s this film is proving to be a prophetic vision of whats to come with big government and big brother wanting to control and monitor us br br there are many slow sections and the dialog can be quite hard to catch in many scenes thats why i ve watched it times now but if you can digest it all it may prove to be well worth your time br br the film is basically about a world where people have evolved into robotic machines that have lost their individualism they are only concerned about accumulating and procreating the hero of the film has not succumb to this sickness and has not been tagged and monitored by big brother his mission is to release a secret drug into the water supply which will change the way the human robots think and allow individulaism to once again be a part of humanity br br yes its very low budget but for its time the computer effects and sound effects are very unique and the paintings are utterly fascinating if you have an open mind this film should impress and its prophetic visions are chilling ,1
i think this programme is a load of rubbish all they do is argue and slap each other across the face and they call this acting these people get paid lots of money for this and most of them can t even act to save their lives also the story lines are awful and after watching it for a few minutes i am bored with it i like the way that harry hill takes the mickey out of it on his tv show tv burp e g the weak joke the princess and the pea isn t exactly shakespeare is it that had sonia and naomi in stitches i don t see how that is funny i think this is a waste of everybody s money for their tv licence so this can be shown days a week isn t there anything better than this ,0
this is not a very good telling of the tarzan epic there was only one reason for this movie john derek wanted to show off his beautiful wife in the buff bo derek in was at least a humorous movie and there was a reason for nudity and sex this movie is nothing more than soft porn if you re into that well then fast forward to it and skip the rest this movie like bolero was again a vehicle for bo derek to show off her terrible acting she is undoubtedly a beautiful woman but a poster of her is more exciting than this movie richard harris was a better actor than this this was one of his few mistakes don t waste your time on this movie go buy the book instead ,0
greetings again from the darkness based on the mega best seller from author khaled hosseini the film provides us a peak at the ugliness of post russia invaded afghanistan and the terror of the taliban director marc foster adds a gem to his resume which already includes monster s ball finding neverland and stranger than fiction br br the story of young friends amir and hassan and the unknown bond they share into the next generation this is a story of honor and courage and loyalty and is an unusual coming of age tale some great scenes of the boys when they are kids and then a couple of truly amazing scenes as amir returns as an adult to find hassan s imprisoned son br br this is tight compelling story telling with a message the acting is solid throughout with no one actor stealing the screen although not a pleasant story to watch unfold it is certainly meaningful and heart felt plus a quick shot of midnight oil playing in the pool hall is a welcome gift ,1
this was laurel and hardy s last silent film for roach studios however since the public had a real thirst for talkies this same short was re made by the team just a few years later with only a few small plot changes laughing gravy was essentially the same plot except that stan and ollie were trying to hide a cute puppy from their grouchy landlord not a goat like in angora love this whole goat angle is the worst part of the film while you could understand the boys wanting to keep a cute little dog after all it is snowy outside why exactly they bring a goat home is just contrived and pointless according to the plot the goat followed them home and so they got tired of shooing it away and kept it huh this just doesn t make any sense if it had been a giraffe or a cow would they have done the same thing apart from being an unconvincing plot the movie itself is pure laurel and hardy with a familiar plot and familiar roles for the comedians this film features quite a few laughs but unfortunately isn t one of their better films to wrap up their silent careers this aspect of their careers just seems to have ended with a whimper ,1
horror sci fi that is interesting as it is laughable f x pretty good for what you manage to see a made for tv thriller that is not as bad as the worst of them jeffrey coombs plays a brilliant although misguided scientist that tampers with stem cell research and manipulates human dna with that of a hammerhead shark the horrifying results give birth to one hell of a killing machine a group of scientists led by william forsythe and hunter tylo are invited to a remote island to check out the brilliant new experiment of course after laughing and stammering in awe coombs creation by the way is his own son fused with a hammerhead is let loose to hunt down one by one his father s colleagues revenge is not always rewarding also in the cast elsie muller g r johnson arthur roberts and velizar binev ,0
this comedy still sparkles thanks to the combined efforts of writer director steve gordon and stars dudley moore and john gielgud sadly gordon only in his early forties died soon after completing this his only feature film it s an especially unfortunate loss since he shows a truly deft hand at character driven farce that makes the whole film irresistible it plays almost like a s style screwball comedy revamped for contemporary tastes the plot centers on arthur bach a drunken diminutive millionaire playboy who is at risk of losing his million inheritance if he doesn t marry the dowdy and boring susan johnson an heiress handpicked by his old money father and dotty grandmother of course he doesn t love her and by chance runs into linda marolla a working class waitress and of course aspiring actress after she pilfers a bergdorf goodman tie for her father br br the standard complications ensue but in a most endearing way with loads of alcohol fueled slapstick executed with classic élan by moore that he makes such a spoiled character likable is a credit not only to his comic talents but to gielgud s feisty acidic turn as hobson arthur s devoted but reality grounded valet it s the type of role he could play in his sleep but gielgud makes hobson such a truly memorable character that his fate in the film brings a welcome injection of poignancy in the proceedings in probably her most likable film role liza minnelli hands the picture to her male co stars by toning down her usual razzle dazzle personality and making linda quite genuine in motivation br br a pre la law jill eikenberry plays susan just at the right passive aggressive note while barney martin jerry s dad on seinfeld steals all his scenes as linda s slovenly father ralph the one fly in the ointment is veteran actress geraldine fitzgerald who overdoes the eccentricities of the grandmother and i have to admit that i still can t stand the very dated overplayed christopher cross song that inevitably won the oscar for that year s best song unfortunately the dvd certainly in need of remastering has no extras worth noting except some photos and production notes ,1
if you ever visited shenandoah acres as a child and wondered could there be a worse vacation spot in the world well you could have watched this movie and had your answer flavia a k a fistula macintyre s dude ranch is often frequented by business casual gordon at least since resident water witch jessica was but jessica can find much more than fresh spring water with that divining rod – buried tray shure lost jewelry dead bodies even a talisman that will keep her from dressing like a slut and raising drinks with a phony beat and a suzanne pleshette look alike while hypnotized by a disembodied head evil evil evil ,0
it is hard to make an unbiased judgment on a film like this that had such an impact on me at such a young age this is with out a doubt the worst kind of exploitation film i was unfortunate enough to see this film for the first time in my youth iwill never forget it i thought it was the most horrible movie ever made i then saw it again earlier this year and was once again horrified br br i am not a zealot or one to say what others should and should not see but i did take great offense to the way in which something as horrible as rape was dealt with in this movie i love lowbrow cinema but this is just plain nasty rent some rus myer instead ,0
this is one of the best movies i have ever seen i feel greatly touched by the theme the movie intends to convey one sentence that keeps coming up on my mind is that history repeats itself life is what it is shown in the movie when people are young they seem not to understand their parents their own spouses people have every excuse for not sharing the dearest time with their children until too late people always have to work hard to support the whole family but are just liable to neglect the subtle feeling of their partners people always change their perspectives at different stages of their lives people can always be forgiven if their heart is full of love for their beloved nothing is more important than the blood relation people share in this world and one is never too late to talk with their folks about what they feel at the bottom of their heart so as to achieve a better understanding between themselves so that when life has to end some day people should not feel sorry or regretful since they have kept their words and there is always hope a new life the actors and actresses are fantastic they have understood the director s intention perfectly the movie s charm lies in to me the effect of bringing a skillful and splendid fusion of cheers and tears to the audience ,1
 doppleganger or journey to the far side of the sun as it is more commonly known was written with input by the late donald james and produced by gerry and sylvia anderson best known for their supermarionation television shows such as thunderbirds br br the international space agency eurosec discovers the existence of a mysterious planet on the other side of the sun and proposes a manned flight be sent there the committee balk at the exhorbitant cost and shelve the project but when a security leak at the agency is discovered fearing that the russians might get there first the project gets the green light br br american astronaut glenn ross roy thinnes is teamed with british scientist john kane ian hendry after weeks of gruelling training the phoenix blasts off heading for the unknown br br three weeks later their ship crashes in what appears to be a bleak mountainous landscape ross survives but kane is badly injured a light is seen moving towards them br br i will leave the synopsis here until this point the film has been gripping with excellent special effects by derek meddings and music by anderson s resident composer barry gray why it has not been issued on c d is a mystery but when ross and kane crash land and we discover the secret of the alien world it is a duplicate of our own everyone on it is the same the only major difference is that things are reversed it becomes less interesting and ends with a shattering anti climax i think the cinema was the wrong place to do this idea in fact gerry sylvia later did something similar on their space show ross risks and ultimately loses his life in an effort to return to earth his earth but why the new earth is so similar he might as well not have bothered br br roy thinnes had recently done the invaders television series and gives a competent performance pity there weren t more scenes like the one where he rows with his wife ian hendry is good as kane but vanishes from the story too soon several actors went on to appear in the andersons u f o such as ed bishop and george sewell blink and you will miss nicholas courtney the brigadier from dr who in a tiny role but the acting honours go to the late patrick wymark as jason webb head of eurosec the character is not far removed from sir john wilder the one he played in a t v s the power game webb is such a devious character he is marvellous to watch herbert lom s contribution as a spy with a camera hidden in a false eye amounts to little more than a cameo br br like i said the special effects are marvellous as are the sets so the film is worth watching but do not expect very much to happen once the action moves to the mirror planet with a stronger script this could have been another planet of the apes or dare i say it a space odyssey br br in anderson s productions he made the future seem like a great place an adventure playground where science was cool everyone had swank cars whose doors opened vertically sexy women and absolutely no suggestion that anything is seriously wrong with the world we are in the future now and people are still watching coronation street every other night how disappointing if a mirror earth really exists somewhere one hopes that is a better place than this one if all the women there look like lynn loring or loni von friedl i will be on the next flight ,1
hilarious film about divine retribution camera work stinks shot on digital video and looks like early mtv videos turn the other cheek by looking past the visual and concentrate on the story laughs galore for those with a well developed sense of irony ,1
having seen the first ten episodes i must say this show sucks br br what bothers me the most is that the show was shot in canada i know it s cheaper but they should have shot it in california so we could have had scenes in the desert that would have been more true to the movie the first scene where they are outside in another world is in the mountains with lots of pinetrees where it looks cold that does nt feel very egyptian what worked so well in the movie was that it felt like you were in the ancient egypt here it feels like they re running around fighting aliens in a canadian forrest and it s so lame that appaerantly on other planets the fall comes as well you can see leaves on the ground in the forrests that all look like forrests outside vancouver it just makes the show even more unbelievable and dumb br br and then there is richard dean anderson he is no kurt russel sure he does a decent job and he tries to copy russels performance a little bit but he is just not as cool as russel and not nearly as good an actor as russel and russells way of playing o neill well he was much more cynical andersons o neil is way too soft i liked it that russels version just did nt give a s and had no trouble detonating the bomb until the very end of the movie br br michael shanks does a really good job as jackson though taking over from james spader br br teal c is a really annoying character he is jaffa not a jaffa just jaffa aaaarrgh a former bodyguard of a pathetic ra character seen only in the pilot and in one other episode so far teal c speaks talks and acts like a robot i ve seen better acting from jean claude van damme br br and the fact that teal c and the ra character and the people they saved in the movie can speak english all of a sudden is also incredibly dumb what made the aliens so scary in the movie was that they spoke an ancient language and were real monsters br br as for the special effects they are really good in the pilot but the very rare effects in the actual show are badly done and looks cheap especially a planet they visit with crystals it s so obvious they walk around on a soundstage with a badly made painting in the background it s an insult to us viewers that they made it look so cheap especially when they could have made it in front of a bluescreen with cgi backgrounds br br the x files had better effects when they aired their first episodes in that was years before sg started and they did nt have the apparent two million dollar budget per episode that sg supposedly had they must have spend all the money on catering because i don t see it on the screen br br incredibly boring and pointless show that could have been great if they had shot the show in hollywood with a bigger budget and better writers and better characters ,0
i had pleasure to watch the short film the cure by first time director ryan jafri what really impress me are the camera work and music br br i think many young filmmakers as i myself am one of them would experience hard time with cinematography when just start making of an indie we see the output are not exactly what we imaged or below our ambitions but this film directorial debut from a young director handled very well on screen the camera motion color lighting compositing all contribute to the story and emotion of the film br br and music as a key element of film language helps a great deal too br br it s hard to portray a woman s heart her desire her fear especially in a short but still i have to admit i am not a fan of v o narration especially when the film is advanced by narration instead of shots and cuts my personal feeling to some of the narrative part is my guess was the narrator tried a bit too hard so the energy pushes audience back from the emotion of the film br br overall it s a short film nicely done i could see the input from a director way to go ryan greeting from china looking forward to your next br br tim,1
most war films made in the us during wwii were great fun to watch but suffered from severe gaps in realism because they were being produced more for propaganda value to raise the spirits at home than anything else i am not knocking these films as many of them are still very watchable however because they so often lack realism they are prevented from being truly great films a perfect example was the john garfield film air force in which a b nearly single handedly takes out half the japanese air force however pride of the marines is a welcome departure scoring high marks for portraying a true story in a reasonably accurate manner when i first saw this film i thought it was not a true story as it seemed way too improbable to be true however after researching further i found that it was in fact rather true to the amazing story of two men who did so much to earn the medal of honor this is one case where real life seemed too incredible to be true ,1
you might think that a show about regular teens with superpowers would be interesting but it s far from that take the concept for example the main character s have a big secret that they hide from they re peers it s just like hannah montana and that s so raven next the acting is just average selena gomez seems to be half asleep through many scenes lastly the jokes are either cliché or boring if they re not using they re colorful yet strange dialog to make us laugh they are throwing various props around the room i really wish this show would use more original and entertaining material in conclusion wisards of waverly place is a disappointment ,0
after watching this for minutes i knew how it would end its a cliché film with a stupid setup i m a big fan of thief films but this one does not deliver anything new smart or special it s about an insider heist gone bad because hot head bad guy shots a bum and of course do goody bad guy goes on a moral trip the reason why it s stupid and not believable is when you ve already gone so far to kill a bum why not just kill the one guy that stands between you and million they got minutes to stash the money and stage a robbery nobody in there right mind would hesitate to shoot mr do goody and in this case he is a guy they known for a few days all and all i was leaning to fast forwarding from the middle of it but i duked it out and boy do i regret it,0
i first saw this film in and it touched a cord which reminded me of a more innocent time the opening narrative music and paintings by norman rockwell set the tone for me you either love the movie or hate it jan michael vincent was at his all time best and portrayed cpl marion hedgepeth in a most innocent and touching way this movie is at the top of my all time favorites a shame it isn t available on dvd or vhs anymore the ending was also wonderful john hancock did a marvelous job of capturing the essence of the time ,1
i love lucy but this movie is so wretchedly bad that i was squirming in embarrassment for all concerned within the first ten minutes and it just got worse from there lucille ball s singing is downright painful and the attempts to make her appear more youthful through the use of soft focus had me reaching for my reading glasses it s bombs like this that give bombs a bad name ,0
i got this in the dvd pack curse of the dead you gotta love those bargain packs for even if they don t feature true remastering restoration and all that hoo ha and the films are generally in full frame pan and scan format there s no denying that there are always a few gems included and by gems i mean there s always some good crap to be seen especially if the films are from the s as the mansion of madness is br br my copy is called mansion of madness but when the title screens roll it s poe s dr tarr s torture dungeon doesn t matter really as crap is crap is crap no yes but saying this film is completely worthless is not true at all there are some funky elements here and there and obviously the flick did have a decent budget br br the opening title sequence is cool with its colored negative run through a cheap tv look the dialogue is always hilarious near the beginning of the film the horse and buggy driver gets out to move a dead tree stump in the middle of the road what strength says our hero funny then that this dude should later not be able to fight off the wacky woodsmen when they come to make freaky fun you ll completely forget that this guy was even in the movie until he crops up again later near the end that s how memorable these characters are br br the best part about mansion of madness however has to be the wacky music and screwball hijinks that the good guys have to endure it s like bad cartoon music that a three year old would find enjoyable and why all the weirdo slapstick anyway i d say my fave moment had to be when the horse and buggy is ambushed by the forest freaks when they pull a stupid looking homemade ghost up by a stick in the middle of the road and make the buggy stop what the hell oh yeah there s plenty of boobies to be seen too for those of you that dig such things boobies bad dialogue and wacky music that best sums of mansion of madness for me it s well worth at least one viewing and may be a lot better if you ve had a few to drink or whatnot i can t say i was ever bored watching it but i can t deny that it s also a barrel of poop kinda like magical mystery tour but with a plot but not hmm br br and mr chicken pwnz ,0
there are times i am convinced that the mikado is the best sullivan gilbert opera ever but that is only so long as i m not listening to iolanthe be that as it may the mikado is probably the most frequently filmed of the savoy operas yes i put the composer first nobody says hammerstein and rodgers or hart and rodgers or boito and verdi or what s his face and strauss you don t even hear the names of librettists for offenbach suppe or balfe gilbert was just the bigger name and the bigger ego at the time so they put his name first it s time that silly practice was put to rest br br anyway the mikado is a compleat s g operetta it has some of sullivan s catchiest numbers combined with some of gilbert s cleverest lyrics it has an interesting book and sprightly dialogue it s got a wonderful degree of craziness and it leaves the door wide open for elaborate and whimsical costuming br br this particular production filmed in a live performance in turns its imagination toward striking simplicity set in a british seaside resort toward the end of the art nouveau period it throws over the japonerie of the original entirely the result is costuming and setting in an eye caressing medley of whites grey and blacks accented by occasional bits of red and less frequent uses of yellow and green it takes some getting used to but it s really spiffy of course when the chorus tells you they are gentlemen of japan you would be right to exclaim oh pooh bah did i just say that it s most gratifying that this fine production is now on dvd however one caveat the print seems to be photographed through a glass of imperfect clarity so that the expected sharpness of the image is softened and ever so slightly fuzzy the tendency to superimpose images is alas annoying why do people who are doing a really spiffy production want to muck it up with artsy fartsy stuff of that sort but it s the performance that counts the most we may skip the overture since although one is performed sullivan never wrote one true it may be so he wrote none for any of the savoys but the mikado overture doesn t even date from sullivan s lifetime and was compiled by observing the techniques used in the others as for the rest of the operetta it s first rate and supremely funny br br the ko ko here is the estimable eric idle who does it credit there is a tradition of bringing a big name into the role the was a u s tv production years ago in which ko ko was played by groucho marx with mixed results idle s performance is delightfully quirky he does taken from a county jail assisted by a tennis racquet his i ve got a little list is done as a speech to a microphone of course it has the usual updated lyrics which are much funnier than the usual run of such things and his delivery is positively hysterical it goes on that way throughout br br in this operetta it s important to have a good katisha it s just no fun if you re not being bellowed at in style this mikado has a fabulous katisha in felicity palmer in her way almost as big a name as idle she bellows with the best of them in a wonderful rich contralto wonderful especially for a soprano and her costume not to mention her recital with franz liszt apparently accompanying nanki poo is played by bonaventura bottone i have trouble getting around is somewhat un nanki pooish chubby shortness but is voice is undeniably a solid rich addition to the vocal palette there is a nice touch during a wand ring minstrel where the chorus reacts with distaste to the mention of his nancy on his knee bear in mind the mikado s decree about flirting be that as it may bottone is a fine singing actor and if his appearance doesn t put the best face on nanki poo his performance does br br yum yum lesley garett and her friends are appropriately pretty and silly she and bottone do lovely duets pish tush mark richardson plays his persona as something a blageur and does it very well poo bah richard van allan is wonderful as a stuffed shirt out of water a role later done to death in american sitcoms you know haughty butlers forced to cater to bratty children that sort of thing the mikado richard angas is bloody marvelous with an imperious voice at absolute variance with his ridiculous lyrics br br i don t recommend you get this as your only mikado get a good traditional production as well so you can see what gilbert intended more or less in terms of staging that being said i ll watch this one twice while viewing any traditional bit once on the whole this is a terrific offering a vocal and visual delight with delicious over acting it s a dvd to treasure with dervish like maids tap dancing bellhops and all watch for the bellhops with signs ,1
i wanted to love this movie how could i not love it cary grant jayne mansfield stanley donen all icons in their own way however the train wreck that was suzy parker ruined the entire experience for me her acting was so appalling that i sat there with my jaw hanging open not believing my eyes or ears i could barely make it through one viewing that s how hideous she is in this br br cary gorgeous and in fine dramatic form jayne adorable endearing and obviously having a ball the supporting cast does alright and the city of san francisco is captured in all its stunning retro elegance br br then you see suzy parker attempting to speak her lines with a woodenness a deadness a cluelessness that simply defies belief who told this creature she could act oy vey people ,0
you know those films that have you trapped in the cinema you re stuck there in the best seat in the house centre of the row in your own special sweet spot that you swapped three times before you got just the right seat and after about what feels like hours you are still trapped there uncomfortable and itchy thinking when the f is this film ever going to end you know the feeling think of a i and the village br br well visitor q delivers a weird variant of that feeling i sat there for the first minutes wondering when the thing was going to f ing start it is interminable so arty it hurts this is the first miike takashi film i have watched apparently he makes films by the dozen and if they are all pretentious w nk like this i suspect it will be the last br br i m not against pretentious w nk david lynch is up there amongst the top directors for me but visitor q is cut rate cheap and nasty pretentious w nk br br as you may have worked out by now i hated it ,0
 a texas community is beset with a rash of mysterious killings involving some of the students from the local college the sheriff investigating the death discovers the startling identity of the killer responsible for the murders a nasa experiment involving cosmic rays has mutated an ape and turned it into an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for blood according to the dvd sleeve s synopsis br br or could the creature really be a mutated alligator returning from a space bound noah s ark br br a long opening with laughably straight s couple ralph baker jr as chris and dorothy davis as judy suggests night fright might be a joyously bad movie but don t get your hopes up after some innocent cavorting the attractive collegiates discover another couple has encountered a monster naturally the creature is hell bent on terrorizing young romantics sheriff john agar as clint crawford isn t trusted by the younger set but he really wants to help br br mr agar was a friend of my aunt he spoke about very few movies and this wasn t one of them ,0
it is an extremely difficult film to watch particularly as it targets the innermost core of all of our lives but ultimately it is a very beautiful and deeply moving film any person who finds it cynical i have to say that they must have greatly missed the point of the film s entire message for those who actually watch the film they will see that the way the issues are dealt with is absolutely necessary and the outcome is ultimately uplifting sure it s very hard to watch a difficult subject matter and even brutal yet it s extremely relevant to society and everybody it shows the peak of what world cinema is doing at the moment i will not restrict that term to just france and everyone should try to see it i will say that it is best to go in with a clear head without being swayed by conflicting views and just let the film work for you ,1
this is an absolutely true and faithful adaptation of the hollow it could be argued that the actual mystery here is not one christie s best but what makes the hollow special is the characterisation and i found the actors here more or less without exception were perfect in their parts in such a uniformly good cast it s difficult to select stand out performances but i have to say that sarah miles is just perfect as lucy angkatell what is extraordinary is that she not only conveys lucy s dottiness tactlessness and her more lovable qualities but she also manages to pull off the underlying truth that in fact lucy is not really all that nice megan dodds is also very good as henrietta and claire price very affecting as gerda john christow is really quite an unlikeable character but jonathan cake nevertheless manages to make us see what his women see in him br br as i said the script follows the story quite faithfully the only disconcerting thing i found was that midge and edward s relationship really comes out of nowhere and i do believe that some of it must have ended up on the cutting room floor theirs a secondary story however and the primary story is very well done the whole thing looks beautiful as well really capturing a perfect english autumn br br its a beautiful film in every respect and well worth seeing ,1
nico mastorakis s banned movie was quite disappointing in my opinion the movie is about a couple who go to a greek island to kill of all perverted people apparently you know you got something pretty sick when one of the first scenes include a guy having sex with a goat and then killing it off br br but things only get worse from that point as all scenes pretty much look alike they meet some people so they either kill or have sex with them preferably both br br the ending is ok allright when the couple turn out to be brother and sister and she is just letting him rot somewhere but overall one would have expected more no substance here i m afraid br br ,0
it was the night he came home warned the posters for john carpenter s career making horror classic set in a small american town halloween centerers around serial killer michael myers attempts to track down his sister laurie strode and in the process eliminates all her friends in rather brutal ways leaving poor laurie to fight against the seemingly indestructible michael this plot out line inspired countless horror knock offs throughout the s s and continues to do so today as well as a poorly received remake the difference between them and this is quite simply that halloween is the best br br made on a very modest tight budget halloween changed the face of horror in and spawned the sub genre of sexually promiscuous teens getting stalked by a knife axe chainsaw wielding psycho ,1
i like action movies i have a softspot for b flicks with bad dialogue and wooden acting so i ve been wracking my brain to come up with one of my guilty pleasures that was worse than this blockbuster i can t you d be hard pressed to put together a bigger piece of cr p than this bruce willis vehicle br br armageddon is the story and i use that term loosely of a team of super drillers flying off to destroy an asteroid before it destroys the earth realistic not really but who cares it s an action flick i m not blasting the premise br br minor spoilers br br the movie begins with a couple of scenes designed to introduce the threat and the characters bruce willis is the tough as nails leader of the team and spends his first bit of screen time chasing around ben affleck with a gun for the unforgiveable act of sleeping with his daughter for some reason that didn t make me laugh it was forced like everything in this movie br br the team is called in because they re the only people in the whole wide world who can drill the asteroid okay i m prepared to accept that premise if it gets us to the action the supposed meat of the movie more attempts at humor with each character going out to do some crazy nutty thing before blast off again lame finally they take off here s where the movie really pi ed me off they arrive on the rock and set to work would you believe it nothing works right and everything has a suspenseful countdown whoah ten nine eight one oh surprise surprise we saved the day again br br and don t even get me started on the jerky camerawork when i saw it in the theater i thought i was going to be sick i can only assume they were trying to cover up the gargantuan holes left by the insipid performances by cutting away to a different shot every few seconds and this from someone raised on mtv mr short attention span himself br br just when i thought it couldn t get any worse wait there s a manufactured tearjerker ending that was so tacked on it made the rest of the film a virtual citizen kane br br summary the witticisms weren t witty the plot well i said i d let that one go the acting was bad really bad even billy bob couldn t rise above the script which was worse camerawork again bad i didn t even mention the dumbest love scene in the history of motion pictures think animal crackers br br rating out of i m giving a half point for steve buscemi who makes me smile against my will and another half point for the times i was able to look at the lovely liv tyler and attempt to ignore her acting performance this is far and away the worst movie i ve gone to see in the theater ever ,0
a bit quirky and bordering bad taste but intelligent enough to be worthy of watching a wheelchair bound young woman jane hatchard helena bonham carter is teamed with a reluctant caregiver richard kenneth branagh richard is an artist that daydreams of human flight he builds an airplane in his garage and intends to fly it he wants to resurrect his own troubled life by taking care of the independent dying jane who suffers from an neurological disease that has all but left her speechless and very little motor skills wheelchair bound and full of spirit her last dying wish is to loose her virginity she offers herself to richard who won t help her directly but is willing to rob a bank in order to pay a gigolo to do the deed i found this flick ambitious and humorous even in this role carter has a certain charisma and likability ,1
 nicodemus is almost a copy of red in the odd behavior sense but this episode focuses on other people in clark kent s unpredictable life when a poisonous flower finds it s way into smallville jonathan kent is the first to be effected by it the flower causes people to reverse their behavior and when it effects jonathan he becomes short tempered and violent however clark manages to stop him from doing anything rash until his father finally passes out okay so far so good next up is lana the episode was good up to that point for the flower causes her to attempt seducing clark at the last moment he refuses her but the damage has already been done this episode causes the wrong impressions and isn t suitable for people under the age of twenty due to it s adult content the first part was good the last part focusing on the effect the flower has on pete was good but the middle that was all about lana s alternate personality was most defiantly not and that ruined what could have been a brilliant episode i give this episode two ,0
sean you know i think that you are absolutely the greatest actor in the world but i can t commend you for this comedy just isn t your strong suit br br however it wasn t all your fault some of the stuff was just too hard to understand alfred lynch did a decent job but you gotta wonder where the lines came from from the beginning br br once again sean i apologize ,0
it seems that it is becoming fashionable to rip basic instinct to the point that a significant part of the audience including critics found it terrible even before it was released it seems even more fashionable to trash sharon stone who—like all of us—is now fourteen years older and—unlike most of us—still looks wonderful first comments on this movie were so vicious that i had to see for myself in my opinion this sequel is not nearly as good as the original film but is not as bad as most comments pretend michael caton jones is not paul verhoeven neither henry bean and leora barish are joe eszterhas basic instinct is just an entertaining average thriller and besides the addition of jerry goldsmith original score keeps little resemblance to its predecessor even stone gives her character a different dimension creating a lustful devilish catherine trimell who can perfectly well rank among other monsters like hannibal lecter she is an intelligent actress who is not afraid of taking risks and can play with camp at her leisure unfortunately she seems to be the main target for those who enjoy trashing this flick she became too successful too much of a main icon and like all those actors who have reached that level her time has arrived and she is now bound to be destroyed by hollywood audiences br br the rest of the cast is outstanding giving performances that are far better than the material deserves david morrissey is a much better actor and by far more interesting than michael douglas his acting is flawless giving a dense complex dimension to an otherwise one dimensional character since he has more screen time and is the axis of the movie he can keep your attention from beginning to end br br i am not recommending basic instinct as a great movie i am just expressing my disagreement with most of the comments on this site and my conviction that agendas other than the movie itself are shaping the opinion of most spectators ,1
generally over rated movie which boasts a strong cast and some clever dialog and of course dean martin songs problem is nicholas cage there is no chemistry between he and cher and they are the central love story cher almost makes up for this with her reactions to cage s shifting accent and out of control body language cage simply never settles into his role he tries everything he can think of and comes across as an actor rather than real person and that s what s needed in a love story cage has had these same kind of performance problems in other roles that require more of a jimmy stewart type character cage keeps taking these roles perhaps because he likes those kind of movies but his own energy as an actor doesn t lend itself to them though he s gotten better at it with repeated attempts he should leave these type of roles to less interesting actors who would fully commit to the film and spend his energy and considerable talent in more off beat roles and films where he can be his crazy interesting self ,0
this movie starts off somewhat slowly and gets running towards the end not that that is bad it was done to illustrate character trait degression of the main character consequently if you are not into tragedies this is not your movie it is the thought provoking philosophy of this movie that makes it worthwhile if you liked dostoyevsky s crime and punishment you will probably like this if only for the comparisons the intriguing question that the movie prompts is what is it that makes a renowned writer completely disregard his publicly aproved ideas for another set the new ideas are quite opposed to the status quo if you are a conservative you will not like this movie br br besides other philosophical questions i must admit that the movie was quite aesthetically pleasing as well the grassy hillsides and beautiful scenery helped me get past the slow start also there was use of coloric symbolism in representing the mindstate of the main characters if these sorts of things do not impress you skip it overall i give this movie a ,1
enjoyable and watchable tim meadows at his best a big boost from billy dee williams he and a very funny john witherspoon provide a solid foundation for mr meadows riffing have fun with this one ,1
i was surprised by how emotionally invested i became in this film peter boyle is a tour de force as the working class socially conservative bigot joe i actually sympathized with some of his complaints of course he doesn t mention the underlying historical socio economic reasons for many of his prejudices the film also provides interesting insight into the rapid change american society was undergoing at this time recreational drugs casual sex and the challenging of parental authority became in vogue and replaced the more time honored traditions of respect for god country and seniority susan sarandon fans will be delighted joe is her film debut she also provides viewers with a visual treat near the beginning of the film recommended ,1
awful just awful my old room mate used to watch this junk and it drove me crazy the book is one of my favorites and its a shame that some people will never know what it is really like because their first impressions are from dribble like this they changed so much it is hardly recognisable which baffles me since the book reads like a soap opera anyway providing enough fodder for modern day entertainment it s like one of those lifetime movies that say based on a true story but are completely fictional there is none of the emotion or depth of the book just mindless melodrama if you are a high school student looking for a way to get out of reading i suggest you try another version ,0
 rvam s reputation preceded it i first heard of it in one of those medved style movie books the worst movies ever or the golden turkey awards or something like that every review of the film basically said that this movie was so bad that it would make you bleed from the eyes to watch it so when the exposed film society finally got around to showing it i was anticipating the kind of cathartic experience that only a true cinematic stinker can provide br br however robot wasn t really all that bad br br oh this is definitely a z film through and through some of the voice dubbing as is usually the case for k gordon murray imports is awfully cheesy and the movie itself seems to be structurally something of a frankenstein since a huge chunk of it seems to be footage from a previous aztec mummy movie narrated with a voice over by the leading man a dead giveaway anytime the question then what happened is asked more than twice in the dialog you are looking at reassembled footage put together with little regard for plot coherence or momentum in rvam then what happened or what happened then is uttered at least four times in the st hour br br even without the structural problems the plot and dialog don t translate well to an older american audience for instance as the hero explains and explains and explains the back story he includes a remark about doctor krupp a doctor who suddenly turned into an evil master criminal and began his quest for the treasure that the aztec mummy guards no background no explanation he just suddenly turned evil obviously this was aimed at a pretty undiscriminating audience br br the clincher though is the robot the supposed showcase of this movie this robot is the worst robot special effect since undersea kingdom or even santa claus vs the martians compared to this hunk of junk the tin man from the wizard of oz looked like the terminator chassis that chased linda connor through the foundry in t the aztec mummy himself is well designed and executed he s recognizably undead familiar enough to look like a mummy and yet distinct from the boris karloff bandage collection familiar to most american audiences but whoever designed the robot in this followup had no feel for the concept or no budget they could at least have given him some knees for heaven s sake br br in addition the titular battle is terribly executed and lasts less than seconds i ve seen shoving matches on junior high playgrounds that are more convincing then the movie basically just stops that seems a bit of a rip off considering the amount of time the movie spends building up to the battle itself br br in spite of all these problems the movie isn t horrible or incompetent the way a coleman francis film or a larry buchanan film was compared to monster a go go or attack of the eye creatures rvtam is like a coppola film it s just kind of dull and boring and silly the actors are competent in a mannered b movie way and reasonably photogenic dr krupp in particular seems to be having a wonderful time as he leers and plots and capers about in his cape and phantom of the opera suit i often found myself rooting for him in spite of his being the villain br br anyway i ve seen much much worse file this with samson vs the vampire women under interesting mexican juvenile oddities ,0
you don t see the meaning of the title till much later but you get the point of it in the first few minutes this directorial debut from golden globe nominated for actor danny devito also playing owen ned little ned lift is a terrific hitchcock like film about one man s hate for his wife s book she stole his and one man s hate for his mother basically owen wants to be a good writer like his teacher larry donner billy crystal and he inspired by murder stories larry suggests he see a hitchcock film quite ironic and that is when owen has the idea to kill larry s ex wife margaret star trek voyager s kate mulgrew owen is inspired by strangers on a train swapping murders so larry must kill owen s horrible momma oscar and golden globe nominated anne ramsey larry was convinced owen killed margaret and also that he had to wanted to kill owen s momma but there is a happy ending when months later both larry and owen bring out books momma died naturally and they went on a holiday with beth ryan kim greist also starring rob reiner as joel and oprah winfrey with hilarious moments a great director actor and his support this is a must see comedy very very good ,1
i wish there was a category to place this in other than horror it simply isn t granted it has it s horrific moments however i don t feel that makes it a horror film i will give that this movie could have been better a million little things could have been changed to make it better br br that having been said i love this movie i m often sad that people misunderstand the whole point of it it has always been clear to me that the point of this movie was to say things aren t always what they seem sometimes evil isn t br br barker was at a con i went to and he did a little talk then watch the movie thing it was very interesting many things he wished to put in the movie couldn t be and a chunk was cut out of the movie that he believed to be long lost this was a chunk that helped shed light on boone and his girlfriend as well as some other details br br i know some people are bothered by not having more information about all of the breed in the background however i always felt that gave the movie a more real fleshed out feel i have read the novella this was based off of as well as many of the comics because of this the movie just always seemed like a staging ground for the whole story a much more involved story that sadly has never has a chance to live br br despite all of the flaws this movie might have i believe it has a lot to offer the monsters are wonderful very imaginative while the acting is sometimes a bit stiff there are some very quotable lines whenever i watch it i find something new keep and eye on boones chest toward the end at one point decker stabs him and shortly after boone falls on a card table he ends up with a card stuck to his chest this card stays there for a while even after lori pulls the knife out it stays there until boone casually removes it i love that that was a lovely little detail i thought br br basically what i want to say is that if you are looking for a horror movie don t watch this if you believe that at times men can be more evil than anything we have ever dreamed up this is the movie for you this is a movie about how men destroy what they don t understand or fear ,1
when you first sit down to watch this movie keep in mind that you are about to see something you ve probably never seen before keep in mind that this is a movie where they obviously spent insane amounts of cash on explosions and not enough on acting or anything else for that matter the crazy thing i noticed is that every character is completely over portrayed and it seems most of the time anyhow that the film had been sped up to make the characters move faster i wonder if the hong kong version was dubbed too i understand the cartoon had this but it doesn t work for live action it just looks odd as if the camera crew decided to act because they couldn t afford real actors br br the english version is horribly dubbed and the character s words do not match the mouths at all i would have preffered subtitles but since this is a kids movie and since some kids cannot read well i ll let it go but there is something extremely odd about this movie it s supposedly a kids movie but there s a lot of material about sex rape and stripping which isn t exactly for young western audiences in the orient they have different laws and sexuality in children s movies is much more accepted but parents be warned there is a scene where two characters talk about rape multiple scenes where people say sex maniac and a scene where this insanely young japanese girl does a sexy dance for one of the sex maniacs and shows him her breasts who was this movie made for anyway br br oh and the special effects are laughable you can tell the spaceship like things that bomb the village are cardboard cutouts or animation i wasn t sure that look unconvincing even to a kid the makers of this movie left out a lot of cool things from the cartoon simply because they couldn t budget the kind of money they d need i didn t like how the names of all the characters were changed it made me wonder if this movie was made by the same people as dragon ball z br br i don t really recommed this movie to anyone kids adults or dragon ball z fans it s just a poor representation of the cartoon and obviously one will be able to tell that this movie was rushed and no care whatsoever was put into it i won t even get into the camerawork just wait until the end credits at the still picture that sits there for minutes most of the shots are not framed correctly at all and the movie just seems made by amateurs grainy film quality too br br just all around horrible br br ,0
surface was awesome i don t know how many mondays i survived at school just by thinking about the new episode of surface i loved it sometimes i had to call home and tell my mom to tape it for me i was pretty upset when i heard it was cancelled i mean jeez way to let us hang so they can have their new tina fay comedy you couldn t pay me to watch that i think seeing the commercials made me dumber i m gonna miss my monday night fix of surface even if my sister did make fun of me although kidnapped does look good and they still have l o svu i think i still have to check i only wrote the lines above because they said i needed ten lines ,1
you don t need to read this review br br an earlier review by pninson of seattle has already identified all the main shortcomings of this production i can only amplify its basic arguments br br bleak house was a relatively late dickens novel and is much darker than his earlier work this is taken too literally by the director ross devenish who piles on the gloom and fog too much when ada rick and esther appear half an hour into the opening episode it is a relief just to be in daylight for the first time in some of the murkier scenes it was hard to see what was actually on my tv screen i watched the whole thing in one day starting in mid afternoon as daylight faded this became less of an issue but i have a pretty good tv and i have never encountered this problem before at any time of day br br the pacing is very deliberate i e slow i am sure this was intensional but it is overdone there are numerous shots of people trudging though the muck and gloom of victorian london that are held longer than is necessary to establish the mood and atmosphere a good editor could probably take several minutes out of each fifty minute episode without losing a line of dialogue just by trimming each of these scenes slightly br br i don t want to overstate these two problems you soon adjust to the look and pace of this production the more important issue is that it doesn t always tell the story very effectively earlier dickens novels are as long as bleak house but are not nearly so intricately plotted for example i recently re read nicholas nickleby because i was intrigued to see how douglas mcgrath crammed an page book into his two hour movie the answer is simple the book is full of padding mcgrath cut great swathes of the novel while still retaining all the essential story elements this would not be possible with bleak house br br this production needs its seven hours probably it needs even longer because many elements of its convoluted plot are not sufficiently clear or as well handled as they need to be a few random examples will illustrate the problems br br the maid rosa appears from nowhere with no background so lady dedlock s attachment to her is largely unmotivated br br sergeant george s acquiescence in tulkinhorn s demand for a sample of horton s handwriting is somewhat fudged br br it is not made clear enough that esther is actually in love with woodcourt when she agrees to marry john jarndyce neither is it clear that they have agreed not to announce their engagement or why br br ada and rick s secret marriage is omitted in one episode they are merely lovers in the next people are suddenly referring to them as husband and wife br br mrs rouncewell is only introduced at a late stage in the story and sargeant george s estrangement from his family is left unexplained as is the means by which she is discovered br br tulkinhorn s dedication to maintaining the honour and respectability of the dedlock family is understated so his motive for persecuting lady dedlock is more obscure than it need be br br the involvement of the brick makers with both tom and later lady dedlock is somewhat opaque br br it is not obvious that guppy renews his offer to esther because her smallpox scars have all but vanished br br this is only a selection there are others they are not major problems and the main thrust of the story is clear enough nonetheless they are minor irritations that detract from its power you shouldn t have to puzzle over little plot points however there are more important structural problems that do weaken the story in its later stages br br the whole business of tulkinhorn s murder is somewhat thrown away bucket immediately pinpoints hortense as a suspect which undermines the suspense of sergeant george s predicament and the importance of finding mrs rouncewell it also diminishes the impact of the sub plot in which suspicion is thrown on lady dedlock and weakens the scene in which hortense is unmasked in front of sir lester br br a more serious problem is that the murder its investigation and the subsequent search for lady dedlock dominate the story for over an hour during which time we completely lose sight of the other main plot strand the legal case and its effect on rick his failing finances his gouging by vholes and skimpole ada s despair his declining health and so on are all put on hold for an entire episode this may be how dickens wrote the book i haven t read it for years but a good screenplay should keep the different plot strands moving forward together br br finally smallweed s role in the story is so diminished that he is almost superfluous his discovery of the new will that triggers the final phase of the story is also thrown away it happens off screen br br despite all of this it is still a very good production many of the performances are outstanding individual scenes are beautifully realised its accumulating sense of tragedy is very powerful i would still be recommending it as a superb adaptation of a great book had it not been for the production in fact i probably wouldn t be fully aware of its defects if i hadn t seen how andrew davies did it better i have been critical of davies s jane austen adaptations but i have to admit that he really knows how to tame dickens s sprawling books br br this is an impressive and gripping drama and well worth seven hours of anybody s time nonetheless its probable fate is to be viewed mainly as a cross reference to the near definitive version ,1
which do you think the average person would know more less about iranian cinema or iranian football interestingly the two come to the forefront of controversial iranian filmmaker jafar panahi s latest film entitled offside a tale that uses football or access to football as a backdrop for a series of scenes revolving around one s right to do something or go somewhere and an individual s right to extend that courtesy if and when they d like to the odd thing is you don t come away from offside having learnt about iranian football or too much about iranian cinema unless it s an education in panahi s controversial style but you do come away feeling enlightened that at least someone from iran has taken a controversial issue that is clearly still very much in force in a nation like iran and is willing to present it to an international audience rather than exploit it br br i can remember the world cup i m sure many people can it was the summer after my initial year out at university and after the slog that was my first year a summer of world cup football acted as a nicely timed tonic needless to say i saw practically every game bar the ones they show simultaneously with the other ones at the very end of the group stages so that to avoid incidences as seen in spain when it was thought west germany and austria transpired to get a result between them that would see them both through at the expense of algeria br br anyone in britain that was watching the bbc s broadcast of the iran – mexico game both nations first of the tournament may remember that at the top of the show the bbc s football anchorman gary lineker let off a snide comment to introduce the match it went something like we ve seen giants germany england argentina and holland play but now we get to see mexico and iran battle it out the emphasis on the latter two being inferior was clear and that maybe watching them was a chore it s a shame because there are people and films like offside present them who are really willing to see iran play to the point where they risk their well being to achieve it and it s sad when people in a position of power dismiss what they deem inferior when there are others who d do anything to have the chance to otherwise engage br br when immediately thinking of the words iran football and world cup my mind flies back to the france game between said nation and america here is a film about a world cup game of sorts involving iran but where some or indeed most iranian filmmakers may well have opted to present a tale revolving around iran s famous victory over the united states and what that meant to them director panahi chooses to look at what goes on behind the scenes and presents a story from the stands as women are barred from football matches and are not allowed to live the ecstasy of winning a game of immense magnitude you can imagine a heavy handed film detailing iran s victory as a lumbering propaganda film designed to exploit as they defeat a western power or enemy at a sport they perhaps were not expected to do so in br br a couple of films that spring to mind when it comes to beating the unbeatable at their own game are indian film lagaan in which the indian peasants defeat the ruling british at cricket similalry s the game of their lives sees the americans defeat the english at a football match only this time in the world cup the differences between these films and offside are immense offside is looking at a situation behind a state s mentality and dares to explore an essence of feminism as the girls trying to see their beloved iran defeat bahrain and qualify for the world cup are rounded up like animals and kept in a crude purgatory mere feet from a barred window that would allow them to see the game the reasoning is to do with the foul language the men may not will but may use during the game the film presents iran as so incompetent that they cannot take away a man s right to swear and ban the bad language but must ban a woman s right to see the game all together – it is no wonder panahi s film was itself banned in iran br br but panahi remembers to include what makes the rule so crazy in the first place by frequently allowing his female characters to both smoke cigarettes and use mobile phones two things the doctors and scientists will have you think are far more dangerous to the human body mind than hearing a little bit of foul language at a football match panahi pays special attention to the title of his film offside which itself is a ruling within football detailing when an attacker is caught trying to gain an advantage in the field of play the parallels run with the womens position in the film as these advancing supposedly without right individuals are caught trying to put one over the opposition team that being the state itself br br i think offside is one of the better films to come out of the middle east and surrounding gulf area that i ve seen it s a tense but humbling film about people who do not carry any acting history according to the imdb and thus the acting is raw and real adding that quaint neo realist aura to it all the immediate ending is haunting and the constant verbal battle between the male soldiers and female wrong doers who dared to defy the state is wonderful i also think for anyone to actually dislike the film for the reasons i ve mentioned shows a distinct level of callous either that or you work in the iranian government ,1
near the closing stages of baby mama one of the central characters goes on to describe the basic outline of everything that came before and summarises that it was all just a mess i really couldn t say it any better than that and while the feature does have its odd ray of hope every now and again the vast majority of what is present is too neutered to be considered relevant and too unremarkable to be worth anyone s time a lacklustre cast mundane script and vague caricature characters ensure that baby mama certainly isn t taxing on the ol noggin but it never makes up for this through its proposed sense of humour consisting mainly of very routine cliché jokes based around an odd couple rich and poor trying to live with each other as they prepare to bring a baby into the world the film is far too esoteric to deliver laughs outside its very thin demographic br br as a story on finding love it s not that bad but playing this plot line as a side story of sorts to work alongside the comedy orientated odd couple tangent characterisation is notably weak resulting in a lukewarm romance that never bubbles as characters themselves both central figures are mildly amusing when put together in small spaces but when left alone quickly unravel and bare their emptiness so while we may eventually come to find the character s interactions with each other amusing at times the comedy never branches beyond distant chuckles we don t feel for the characters and don t find them inherently interesting but rather their dynamic unfortunately however although this dynamic works best or at least better than the individual personas as mentioned above it rarely stems outside of the typical confines of the odd couple formula br br kate tina fey is a successful business woman who has hired working class dumb blonde angie amy poehler to be her unlikely surrogate and after angie decides to leave hopeless husband carl dax shepard both eventually have to learn to live together despite their obvious differences yes it s the typical odd couple premise and one that we have already seen in this year s what happens in vegas yet what baby mama lacks that the aforementioned movie had is both chemistry between performers and semi layered characters kate and angie both fail to ever show much of a personality outside of their two dimensional outline and as such both performers are neglected to play out roles that demand chemistry to produce out of thin air in fact the movie s only real engaging performance and character comes from the underused talents of romany malco who gets lumbered with playing a door man of the few times that i laughed during baby mama most of those moments were because of this man and the remainder usually fell to shepard br br it s a rare thing of course to find a movie which embodies its script s themes in the way which its world is shot and presented to us through the camera and yet director michael mccullers goes from page to screen effectively enough yet for a film about babies multi million dollar business and cultural stereotyping this isn t necessarily a good thing baby mama is grade a hammy plastic tinsel town with capital bore topped with sugar so not only did i feel emotionally distant to the characters because of their two dimensional nature but i simply didn t care for the world they inhabited the dialogue along with sets costumes and the script s general themes are painted in pastel blues and pinks so much that all shades of humanity are lost in the director s incessant need to make his movie feel like a neutered fantasy these aren t characters and that isn t our world in any way so why should i care at the end of the day however a romantic comedy s ultimate gauge of success or failure comes down purely to its chemistry between its love interests and the frequency of its laughs baby mama has little going on in any of these departments of course to say that the film is without any value at all would be unfair i m sure female audiences in a similar boat as lead character kate may get a slight kick out of the proceedings but anyone else will probably just feel numb and probably bored in this respect baby mama avoids being unbearable but never convinces in being anything remarkable or worthy of a look to anyone outside of its immediate audience a comedic dud and a romantic mismatch baby mama is too light headed to be interesting and too shallow to be entertaining br br a review by jamie robert ward http www invocus net ,0
if you have not heard of this film it follows two sudanese refugees from a refugee camp in africa to america where they convince themselves they will find success and riches life is harder than expected in the states and this film beautifully captures the frustration felt when things are not going right the lives are captured so well many moments seem scripted because they re so perfect whether it be on the job at school or the time in between the two boys peter and santino are very honest with the filmmakers and make some very thought provoking comments about life in the states it s one of the only documentaries i can recall that when it ended i wanted it to go on for another two hours it might be difficult to find this movie cause it didn t get great distribution but check your local art house or independent theater and give this one a go side note if you re reading this when it s already on video then definitely it s worth a rent rating ,1
i didn t mind all the walking people really did walk places back then it loaned an air of authenticity to this period piece and some perspective on the technology of the martians i too was disappointed by the effects in particular the thunderchild scene which i regard as one of the most exciting in the book but i can t praise this film enough for its faithfulness to wells s story it s about time the actors are likable and the performances are charming also this film is very much worth seeing just to hear jamie hall s truly great musical score it was interesting to see the same actor play both the writer and his brother in london ,1
yes this gets the full ten stars it s plain as day that this fill is genius the universe sent trent harris a young wonderfully strange man one day and harris caught him on tape in all that true misfit glory that you just can t fake too bad it ended in tragedy for the young man if only an alternate ending could be written for that fellow s story the other two steps in the trilogy do retell the story with sean penn and crispin glover in the roles of the young men respectively the world is expanded upon and the strangeness is contextualized by the retelling giving us a broader glimpse into growing up weird in vanilla america recommended for anyone and everyone ,1
before i begin a little correction imdb states that richard gere is cm tall wrong i passed by him years ago and he can t be an ant s a bigger than i m and he looked like a child next to me br br should have been called wheatlands an appropriate title to complement malick s previous and much better movie badlands this movie shows that not all directors have as their prime objective to entertain in fact some of them have as their main objective to show wheat in all its splendour br br the movie is depressing and relatively uninvolving with the obligatory tragic ending nothing more than an average and predictable love triangle drama with the male two thirds of the triangle not surviving the movie praised for its visual quality while it does have that realistic s feel to it there are limits to how spellbinding wheat fields can be you can shoot them with mm cameras for all i care but they are still wheat fields br br gere who at first seems miscast as some kind of lower class factory worker turned wheatfield worker is quite solid while brooke adams appears distant and cool for most of the movie making one wonder just how much she loved either of the two hunks but for those looking for a movie that displays all the glorious colours of a field of wheat look no further you ve found your dream br br if you re interested in reading my biographies of richard gere and other hollywood intellectual heavyweights contact me by e mail ,0
this movie packs a punch there are a few every now and then that make me think deeply and disturb me a lot i could see myself in this same predicament passively allowing things to happen around me not standing up for the right and decent thing just trying to avoid trouble how often do we avoid making waves or sticking our necks out how often does our inaction condone the evil actions of others we would never join them we tell ourselves we recognize that what they are doing is bad but do we do anything about it br br lawrence newman william h macey is a low key nerdy office worker who has paid off his home in brooklyn ny in the waning days of world war ii he rarely gets engaged in what is going on around him has never married rarely socializes just goes to work and cares for his invalid mother then a series of events in his very white little neighborhood pull him out of his complacent shell into a maelstrom of events it starts as he witness from his bedroom window the rape of a puerto rican girl by the son of his neighbor soon after he gets glasses because of poor vision as he is now better able to see he becomes less able to deal with the circumstances of his life the one bright spot is a new love in his life and he marries hoping to continue on in his normalcy then the virulent anti semitism on that street catches him despite his credentials as a presbyterian wasp as things spiral further out of control he discovers he must make an important decision does he take a stand or does he simply go away br br i cannot how anybody can view this movie without being affected and having to think very much about themselves and what they really stand for post war anti semitism is the setting here but there is injustice at all times and in all places it is for the individual to decide where he or she stands ,1
my wife is a teacher and she is very familiar with the story having read it to several of her classes it never sounded all that interesting to me though and i bought the dvd figuring this would be a movie that wouldn t really be up my alley br br the first half of the movie has a lot of set up and i found myself thinking that i was right it starts off a bit slow and i have to admit that i was a little bit bored but curious enough to stay with it boy am i glad i did because this ended up being a very satisfying and rewarding movie i would most certainly watch this again br br the casting was very good since i haven t read the book i can t vouch for accuracy but i have to say that jon voight was truly delightful you liked the characters you were supposed to like hated the ones you were supposed to hate and laughed at the ones that were supposed to be funny br br i can see how some folks might not like this movie it is tedious at times especially in the beginning all the flashbacks can be distracting though they are essential to the story once the story starts to come together at the end though i think you re paid back in spades for your patience when all is said and done i think this is a very good movie br br ,1
since musicals have both gone out of fashion and are incredibly expensive to make without all the talent needed to make one under contract to a studio i doubt we will ever get a real life story of enrico caruso br br but if everything else was in place it was no accident that no hollywood studio attempted the task until metro goldwyn mayer had mario lanza under contract no one else could have done it i doubt whether it will ever be tried again br br and why should it i think enrico caruso himself would have been satisfied as to how his singing was portrayed on screen for his tenor voice was his life his reason for being on the earth br br to say that liberties were taken with his life is to be modest caruso like the man who portrayed him was a man of large appetites although with a lot more self discipline he had numerous relationships with several women and fathered two out of wedlock sons who are not in this film br br his contribution to the recording industry is treated as almost an afterthought he s shown in a recording studio once late in his life actually he started recording right around the turn of the last century and together with irish tenor john mccormack for rca victor made the recording industry what it became br br when caruso and mccormack were at their heights you had to practically inherit a ticket to see either of them perform live but a lot of immigrant italian and irish families had a phonograph and a record or three of either of these men it s why both became the legends that they are br br what the film does have is some beautifully staged operatic arias done by mario lanza a taste of what he might have become had he the discipline of a caruso to stick to opera the great caruso won an oscar for sound recording and received nominations for costume and set design br br mario himself helped popularize the film with an rca red seal album of songs from the great caruso unfortunately due to contractual obligations we couldn t get an actual cast album with ann blyth dorothy kirsten and jarmila novotna also br br though blyth sang it in the film lanza had a big hit recording of the loveliest night of the year further helping to popularize the great caruso br br if you re looking for a life of enrico caruso this ain t it if you are looking for a great artist singing at the height of his career than you should not miss the great caruso ,1
i became a fan of the tv series homicide life on the street late in the show s run but became a fan very quickly it was a cop show unlike any other visually different in its use of hand held cameras taking the viewer everywhere with its multiethnic and mutiracial cast and their varying and fascinating personalities and that it covered all of the good and bad of a police department including the corruption and personality clashes that bubble up to the surface br br homicide the movie the reunion follow up to the series is as good as a made for television film can be after lt giardello yaphet kotto now a candidate for mayor of baltimore is shot the series cast members are back to help find the killer in addition the cast members who left the force and those who died also manage to have their place in the film the intensity and fire that marked the series return and the script bristles with the same fire that marked the series all in all a terrific tv movie br br vote ,1
ok i admit i m one of those nerds who have spent all to many hours with my beloved dvd player and my wonderful television set watching science fiction series star trek next generation was my first space date and since then i ve switched partners regularly i ve seen em all it seems and my favorites are «lexx» «farscape» and the new «battlestar galactica» in other words the newest state of the art space operas but i also have a general crush on the old fashioned ones the cheap ones like the magnificent four seasoned bbc show «blakes» here the budgets are smaller than hobbits the special effects seem to be made on a commodore but who cares when the scripts are sharp and intelligently written with dark humor the acting dead serious and at times even high class br br but why do they always speak english in the space future because this is not the future it s fantasy for kids still it can be irritating at times me being a norwegian have often damned this appalling fact that one never makes genre series like science fiction for scandinavian viewers i never ever thought of the fact that this might have happened but it did actually once and even in my own homeland norway i was two years old when the so called fjernsynsteatret tv theater section of our national public service channel nrk produced this three episode version of blindpassasjer the stowaway br br when i first heard of it i was not surprised of the fact that until this day the show has only been screened once in norway making it impossible for me to actually see it it went on swedish danish and finnish television also in it s time but that was a long time ago there have been no video or dvd release of it not a surprise either and when it was screened on an art house cinema this happened in bergen a city far far away from oslo where i live and then there s another fact about «blindpassasjer» that didn t surprise me that it was written by the two norwegian authors tor åge bringsværd and jon bing bing bringsværd this duo basically introduced the scifi genre to norwegians in the seventies they published anthologies and wrote what they called fable prose in my opinion bringsværd is the most interesting of the two writers and has written several great and entertaining novels masterpieces even some of them hilarious such as «bazar» and «syvsoverskens dystre frokost» no other than this guy also an acclaimed dramatist could construct the script of «blindpassasjer» br br when i finally got to watch it it was because a strange swede who recorded the three episodes on vcr in the s eventually managed to transform it to dvd and give it to me he was a nice bloke so i sat down and watched it with swedish subtitles bad sound and some scrapes and errors but the thing came through and i was surprised that i eventually came to love it br br the exterior scenes with the spaceships and planets are better than the ones in blakes and the credit goes to caprino studios who made the famous flåklypa grand prix and the interior of the marco polo the space ship works better than i d expected the acting is typically theatrical but it works better than when they play ibsen to put it mildly and bjørn floberg carries his role solidly as does trini lund the legendary actress henny moan delivers her lines in a serious and laid back tone which fits the genre but this is an ensemble play and i m happy to say that ola b johannesen carries his mustache with nobility and marit østbye is a really hot space chic of my standards br br but is it really that good well one have to swallow the rather abrupt ending the pretentious criticism of «modern society» but yes it s well not really really really fantastic but charming cool nostalgic and pleasant one and a half hour of classic norwegian scifi ,1
being a long time fan of japanese film i expected more than this i can t really be bothered to write to much as this movie is just so poor the story might be the cutest romantic little something ever pity i couldn t stand the awful acting the mess they called pacing and the standard quirky japanese story if you ve noticed how many japanese movies use characters plots and twists that seem too different forcedly so then steer clear of this movie seriously a year old could have told you how this movie was going to move along and that s not a good thing in my book br br fans of beat takeshi his part in this movie is not really more than a cameo and unless you re a rabid fan you don t need to suffer through this waste of film br br ,0
this movie is one of the most provocative jesus movies i have ever seen it does not seek to tell the whole story but only to portray an interpretive expression of the last day of jesus christ it is darkly witty playful and seriously faithful to elements of the jewish tradition and to modern scriptural interpretation judas is much more ordinary than other portrayals not the dark and sinister evil that we sometimes imagine but a grossly mistaken man horribly misguided in his zeal chris saranden s jesus is playful and serious faithful and committed very human while also divine the final dialog is thoughtfully done and serves as the kind of small talk that two powerful men might do when they have just committed an atrocity i would watch this movie again and recommend it to others ,1
i ll start by relating my first encounter with prince s music it was in a bar on my th birthday and a girl was dancing bare breasted to playing on the speakers i asked people who is this singer i was told it was prince it was so good that it distracted me from a beautiful topless dancer later i started hearing other prince songs and really digging them when purple rain came out i still knew very little about this fellow minnesotan the movie blew me away i instantly became prince s no fan of the war baby generation later i found out one of my cousins was his secretary and she got me and my nephew into a v i p prince concert where we sat next to his mother how cool is that getting back to the topic at hand i agree with siskel ebert who called purple rain an instant classic i have seen it over times and absolutely love it i thought prince s acting was fine apollonia struggled a bit but all in all the acting was fine john gielgud was not available to play the kid so prince took the role the film is visually stunning brilliantly paced it never gets slow and terrifically directed i rank it among the best movie musicals of all time the last time i watched it was after about a year gap and it still delivered i am so proud of fellow minnesotan prince rogers nelson and would love to tell him personally he walked right in front of me during the above mentioned concert and said hi to my nephew but not me he was chatting with his mom i was a bit crushed but he s still no with me ,1
until today i thought there only three people including me who considered heaven s gate to be a masterpiece and perhaps the last great western since the after little big man jeremiah johnson the outlaw josey wales and the long riders br br i was stunned and pleased to see that of those voting at imdb rate this movie a as do i a recent book the worst movies of all time includes heaven s gate through it s production and release it was vilified as no movie since cleopatra almost twenty years before at one time it was considered the most expensive over budget movie of all time surpassing even cleopatra it was blamed for the downfall of its studio united artists until everyone finally saw all the studios were falling michael cimino fresh from his glory with the deer hunter was hated and despised for his success and movie making excess but clearly that was petty jealousy at its worst br br cimino ended up fashioning one of the great expositions of the american experience this film is not to be missed but any serious student of american filmmaking ,1
deliriously romantic comedy with intertwining subplots that mesh beautifully and actors who bounce lines off each other with precise comic timing a feat that is beautiful to behold when cher s spineless fiancé asks her to help him make peace with his estranged moody younger brother no one could dream the consequences which follow operatic symbolism catholic church confessions love bites and falling snow moonstruck is timeless and smooth it takes about minutes for the picture s rhythm to kick in there s an early sequence with the grandfather and his dogs at the cemetery that s a little rough and a following scene with cosmo and the elderly man at the gate that seems obtuse but the patchwork of the plot is interwoven with nimble skill and the movie s wobbly tone and kooky spirit are both infectious from ,1
not only does the film s author steven greenstreet obviously idolize michael moore but he also follows in his footsteps by using several of moore s propaganda film making tactics moore has expertise in distracting the viewer from this focus though while greenstreet is obviously less skilled here br br having been privy to all of the issues surrounding moore s speech at uvsc i was disappointed to see that the major complaints of the community that moore was being paid of the state of utah s educational funds to basically promote john kerry s campaign and to advertise his own liberal movie were pushed to the background by greenstreet while lesser issues were sensationalized br br the marketing methods for this video have been equally biased and objectionable promoting the film by claiming that mormon s tried to kill moore not only is this preposterous but it defames a major religion that greenstreet obviously has some personal issues with i followed moore s visit very closely and all of the major news agencies noted that moore s visit came and went without any credible security problems or incidents in utah br br greenstreet has banked on this film to jump start his film making career to the point that he has even dropped out of film school to help accelerate this this seems to have been a severe miscalculation though since moore s visits to roughly other colleges and universities across the country in diluted interest for this rather common event greenstreet s assumption that american audiences would be interested in this film due to the promoted religious and conservative angles doesn t seem to be well founded br br even the name of the film this divided state is somewhat of a misnomer since utah voted overwhelmingly for bush s re election and thus appears to be more politically unified than any other state the division in the movie title seems more indicative of the gulf that exists in greenstreet s ideological differences with his religion and state if anything i find a humorous correlation between the religious angle of this supposed documentary and woody allen s hilarious contention in sleeper that i was beaten up by quakers ,0
arg the shuffling dinosaurs are back to take another bite out of our sanity in this all awful third film this time european terrorists irish i d say hi jack an army convoy supposed to be transporting uranium they pull into a shipyard open the truck and discover our old friends the carnosaurs pandemonium comes visiting then when the rubber dinos chomp the terrorists the cops and some marines the whole film seems to be again largely inspired from alien as carnosaur was with the pathetic marines going through the claustrophobic shipyard guns at the ready this third opus is probably the driest and ungoriest film of the lot with only one spurt of blood when a rubber dino rips a marine s head off the dinos are stiff shuffling creatures as usual and the t rex sounds like an enraged elephant when it roars it also appears to have no eyes one of the goofiest scenes of the film is when the coppers arrive on the scene they enter the building where the hijacked truck is kept and hear some weird noise coming from another truck on opening it surprise the rubber reptile gang burst out and devour them why were the dinos locked up in the second truck after escaping from the first how did they get locked in as the truck door could only be locked from the outside what was the point of filming this scene oh bother who cares both thumbs down for the over sized rubber iguanas ,0
i will start by saying i have always been a bonnie hunt fan she always adds life to any character she plays and she did a wonderful job in her directorial debut br br i have to admit this is a chick flick but keeping that in mind it is a wonderful story it touches on many emotions and elicits all sorts of reactions br br this film depicts real life like people with real life like situations tho i have to exclude the coincidence that is the major part of the film br br it s a love story not just of a man and a woman but the love of family friends and loved ones past even pets br br i really enjoyed it well worth the rental or the purchase ,1
i thought this was a sequel of some sorts and it is meant to be to the original from but a sequel is not taking the original plot and destroying it br br i actually had very little expectations to this movie but i just wasted minutes of life no suspense i actually feel clairvoyant poor acting and so filled with technical errors so i as a computer geek just couldn t believe it they have tried to make it a mix between a generic war movie and hours but this is not even worthy of a low budget tv movie br br do not see this movie this is a complete waste of time instead get the original the theme is still valid don t let to much power into a machine and the acting and plot is far more exiting and compelling ,0
i caught this on local mexican television at a m and i decided to give it a chance since it s based on a real life case that deals with the murder of the typical all american family a dad a mom and a young son br br on the beginning the hints point to walker to be the murderer as he had strong differences with his father shortly after when walker and luke are taken to the sheriff s dept to being examined by the lies detection machine things turn out to be very different br br also when walker and luke attend to an appointment with their father s lawyer they learn that luke would receive and walker is out of the heresy luke immediately buys a convertible br br anyways this is an excellent mystery movie that deals with betrayal ambition feelings and cold very cold blood br br i know the real names were changed but still the experience is the same give this movie a try i know there are hundreds of based on real murders or events of the like but this one is truly worthy pure quality on acting direction and plot ,1
i watched this film not expecting much and not knowing anything much about it i loved it a very good tight plot an intriguing hook in the form of the ugly fat deaf girl and the ex con and a pace that kept things flowing without being hurried br br a much much better film than the same director s de battre mon coeur s est arreté which was boring and unbelievable br br the only thing that didn t quite work was that the supposedly ugly fat girl was neither ugly nor fat solid certainly and far from conventionally beautiful but with so much character in her face that she took over the screen whenever she was on it superb i wish she was in more films and better ones than she generally is i ve seen a bit of gilles wife and a bit of the moustache and they both looked like rubbish and i ve seen all of de battre mon coeur s est arreté and that certainly is rubbish she seems to have a few coming up so i ll keep my fingers crossed ,1
this movie was difficult for me to watch stan looked very old and ill compared to what i remembered and ollie was heavier than i ever recall in another film most difficult though were gaps in the script production where i found myself wondering how did they get from here to there it took nearly half the film before i could deal with the dubbing of non american actors that was also a distraction br br although i miss great actors such as laurel and hardy will there ever be great actors like those of the old studio era this film helps me understand why actors sometimes bow out in their prime ,0
when a movie of a book seems pointless and incomprehensible the cause can invariably be found in the book either it was pointless to start with or the point is one not easily conveyed to film or the movie missed the point which is the most frequent of these results and the easiest to happen especially when the point is one not easily defined the book morvern callar has a point every reader of the book must have felt this and felt as if he had gotten it but i suspect most of them could not state it in words i m not sure i can myself but perhaps it comes to this or something like it things come things go such is life but we carry on or at any rate some of us people like morvern do no doubt a more erudite critic could construct a more adequate definition but the important fact is that there is a point possibly the sum of the entire story is the point and that this would have been the main thing to keep in view and to carry over in adapting the story to film the maker of this film evidently missed the point and doesn t substitute one of her own and so the film is about nothing br br this is not the usual complaint of a book lover that his favorite text has been violated the merit of the book is something i conceded grudgingly in reading it i found it a bloody nuisance and an occasion for kicking the author in the pants and getting him in to finish the job properly the narrative is supposed to be the work of the half educated morvern but that illusion is constantly dispelled by a dozen different types of literary effect as if the author were poking at her with his pen there are inconsistencies of style and tone as if different sections had been composed at different times and any conclusions i could reach about morvern had to remain tentative because it was uncertain which implications the author intended and which he did not for instance despite morvern s own self characterization as a raver am i wrong that in the end she remains essentially a working class scots girl and beneath her wrapping of music downloads not so different from those of generations past in any case despite my irritation at the author i couldn t deny that his book stuck with me and what i couldn t get out of my head was his character s attitude her angle on the world which was almost as vivid as a goya portrait morvern is the kind of person who s always encountering situations at once rather comic and rather horrible occasionally she invites them but more often they land on her like flies so that much of her life consists of a kind of gauche but graceful slogging through unconsciously practical and unconsciously philosophical and that doesn t begin to describe it idiosyncratically enough the complex of incidents and of morvern s responses to them are the substance of the book and its achievement in exposing a cross section of existence it would be difficult to illuminate otherwise for all my dislike of the book i can see this br br the morvern just described is not the morvern of the movie or if it is most of her is kept offscreen an actress who might have been a good fit for the character had she been the right age at the right time is angharad rees from the old tv series poldark samantha morton then would seem like good casting she s rather the same sort of actress and in one of her earlier movies jesus son she played a girl who with a few adjustments could have been turned into this one unfortunately as the film turned out she doesn t have the character from the book to play for one thing the book is one that if it is to be dramatized virtually cries out for monologues by the main character to the audience without her comments her perspective her voice the story loses most of its meaning it has lost more of it in that the adaptor has expurgated it of its comic and horrible elements the most memorable incidents from the book are curtailed before they turn grotty and so morvern s responses whether of amusement or distaste depending on her mood are missing too and the incidents no longer have a reason for being in the story in short the filmmaker chose for some reason to turn a brisk edgy serio comic novel into a genteel art tv film and chose as her typical image one of ms morton languishing in a artistically shaded melancholy as if the outing morvern signs up for were a tour of the stations of the cross this isn t at all what the book or the morvern of the book was about for another thing the morvern of the movie isn t scottish the actress said in an interview she hadn t had time to study up the accent and she ought to be it s important that she her family and her mates are all from a single place and finally the film is missing the end of the story morvern s spending all she has and coming home to icy darkness it s winter the dam has frozen the power has gone out and the pub is dark minus this and minus all of the rest what s left is a failed art film a dead film about a subject whose strength lay precisely in her refusal or native inability ever to give in to being dead ,0
spirit is a unique and original look at western life from the point of view of a wild horse and native americans the film focuses on the friendships and perils that a wild horse spirit encounters during his life br br very well done in the presentation using the technology available today to deliver stunning visuals that are breathtaking in their depth and realism br br the music is fantastic with songs by bryan adams and music by hans zimmer who also was responsible for the extremely popular music from the disney hit the lion king br br the story is not very deep but the fact that it isn t quite as in depth as some movies doesn t in my opinion detract from the film as a whole br br an excellent film which i enjoyed immensely and that is suitable for all the family not one to be missed ,1
i have never read the book a wrinkle in time to be perfectly honesty after seeing the movie do i really want to well i shouldn t be reviewing this movie i ll start off with that next i ll say that the tv movie is pretty forgettable do you know why i say that because i forgot what happens in it i told you it was forgettable to be perfectly honest no tv movie will ever be better than merlin br br how do i describe a tv movie i have never written a review for one before well i ll just say that they usually have some celebrities a wrinkle in time includes only one alfre woodard or woodward i am not sure the oscar winner br br the film has cheesy special effects a mildly interesting plot scenes that make you go wtf the movie is incredibly bad and it makes you go wtf what did i expect it s a tv movie they usually aren t good as is this one a wrinkle in time is a waste of time and a big time waster to top it off you ll most likely forget about it the second it s over well maybe not the second it s over but within a few minutes br br a wrinkle in time ,0
space camp which had the unfortunate luck to be planned around the time of the challenger accident deserves such luck the stars make a mockery of acting lea thomson actually being turned sideways when asked for more than her usual wide eyed innocent smile presumably to mask her risible attempts the movie is at times hilarious when it begins to ask far too much of you a small boy keeps a multi million dollar robot in his closet which breaks when given too many commands by the hordes of cliched dorm mates this hackneyed and unlovable machine jinx is a major player in the ridiculous premise of the movie which seems part short circuit part by the airplane team i shan t bore you with this suffice it to say you can only laugh when faced with it having said all of this it is enjoyable to watch in a seaquest saved by the bell kind of way the romance and technology beware are as unbelievable as each other also if you re an eighties freak its unmissable for the amusing performances of kate capshaw willie from temple of doom and obviously lea thompson also joaquin phoenix puts in a dodgy turn as a sort of wannabe goonie who befriends jinx do not go near this movie if you are not a fan of trash ,0
i find alan jacobs review very accurate concerning the movie however i had the opportunity to rent the dvd from blockbuster with a commentary from byu s curator motion picture archives james d arc the then lds prophet heber j grant approved of the movie understanding the deviations from historic content for dramatic expression and telescoping events for example the movie showed joseph smith on trial despite brigham young s great oratory in defense of joseph smith he was convicted anyway then joseph was killed historically joseph smith was never convicted of anything brigham young was in boston when joseph smith was arrested for this particular trial joseph smith and his brother hyrum where both killed before the trial took place ,1
this movie is a real waste of time and effort the film lacks plot and depth the visuals are decent but nothing to write home about there are far better films out there ,0
it takes a lot for a movie to reach the already numb particles of my brain which have not already been tapped out due to the overcharge and redoredoredocopycopycopy world of movies but this movie has made it onto my magic movies list to become a magic movie it must leave every string of my being quivering in that which i can only define as bliss and complete satisfaction this movie has tapped into the fibers of how my mind thinks and if not for the deeply personal bond my head and the head of whoever made this shares it would look like another dead rave scene movie from back when the s exploded with its ecstasy craze this is not how the movie came off to me at all it s reached into me and pulled up something that i thought was dead for a very long time and pushed me as far as to give it a critique of my own i forgot how long it s been since i ve seen something that left me feeling this good inside i strongly suggest seeing this movie ,1
with its ww timing falling in and out of love and easy on the eye kira this is re atonement br br this a relationship story with focused main characters working out the the balance between first and fast love in the home front of ww poet dylan thomas philanders his way between wife and ex in dark and smoky blitz london and later in windy wales br br vera s ex and next spark off each other as the poet and soldier become a sideline while the girls bond and share an easy watch that works well in the era bouncing along with just a few dips in pace would work well with french subtitles but then i may have been to too many art house movies lately ,1
it was and i was i watched valley girl on hbo one night when my parents were working after it ended i wanted to talk with someone about it immediately turns out my best friend watched it too and it became our favorite movie every weekend after that we watched it until we could recite it we woke her parents up late at night laughing hysterically we began to worship the main character julie played by the beautiful deborah foreman i am not saying this is a great classic although it is for me personally and i understand that the whole valley girl talk becomes annoying but that was the s but deep down at the heart of the movie it is a love story and a familiar but good one girl meets boy and there are sparks from both sides an instant connection julie s friends don t like him he doesn t fit in doesn t go to their school doesn t have money they like her better with her ex boyfriend the football player even though he is a jerk she makes the ultimate sacrifice her own happiness for her friends happiness and she has these really cool supportive hippie parents it is one of nicholas cage s first movies and his first starring role one minute he is absolutely hilarious and the next incredibly touching and romantic his friend fred is pretty funny too if you were a teenager in the s you will love this movie or at the very least it will bring back memories it is no longer my favorite movie but it is still one of my favorites probably in my top i am eagerly awaiting it s release on dvd if they ever release it you can go to deborah foreman s website to sign a petition to get it released on dvd and there are soundtracks from the movie that are must haves if you like s music ,1
i found this film the first time when i was searching for some works in witch stéphane rideau had participate still in an extraordinary ravishment caused by the astonishingly beautiful «les roseaux sauvages» in portuguese juncos silvestres by andré téchiné i was searching for similar movies in the come of age line i found then «presque rien» a movie where the director sébastien lifshitz deliciously amazes us earning a nomination by the cannes festival in the story is about two guys the kind «boy next door» mathieu jérémie elkaïm and cédric stéphane rideau who meet during the summer vacations in a land far from where he lives mathieu spends is days at the beach with his sister there he meets cédric a local with whom he starts this estival and revealing relationship much by means of the sensual and seducer personality that stéphane rideau gives his characters in «les roseaux sauvages» years younger he still preserves the innocence of the sweet seducer witch matures here in experience exemplar in directing in the amorous sequence in the intimate and confessing description that is made about a boys first facing his still ambiguous sexuality and great love the first love in its terrible progression ecstasy despair the best of the film is the best of france the fervent passion the hot and excited rationalism the brownish beauty the simple and natural acceptance made by the families although not without surprise and first anger still there is the beach the luminosity the lightness e simplicity of summer the freshness of breeze the surge s melody and the expressive eyes of an introverted elkaïm hesitant hurt puzzled passionate the sex is not avoided nor exploited it is treated as it is with no exhibitionist intention in virtue of pure talent this is a work of drama of uncommon quality without cheap sentimentalism showing an inevitably real image of two homosexual in their prime youth as any ordinary person although with a social fear of rejection and shame it is well worthy being seen especially by those who adore french movies although the dvd front cover is very lame with the two actors in between tens of stars greased with brilliantine a movie witch in my opinion deserves an ,1
this solid black and white slapstick comedy with a dark but hopelessly contrived plot is a true crowd pleaser that will have you howling with laughter as well as rolling your eyes with disbelief br br it s the old psychopath on a train story but that is of no big importance as the thriller portion of the film almost seems to be merely a counterweight to the antics of the great comedian robert gustafsson his hapless nearly incurably optimistic soldier invokes both compassion and schadenfreude in a fashion that almost rivals chevy chase br br the thing about the film that appealed to me the most however is that wedged between the improbable and the hilarious are the accurately portrayed everyday joys and nuisances of train travel they add a most welcome sense of realism and recognition br br this thriller comedy has admittedly borrowed most of its suspense from hitchcock and should in my opinion only be watched for its comedy value which is high indeed besides gustafsson lars amble s solid performance as a delightfully cynical misogynist is worth the price of admission alone br br heartily recommend ,1
short version seed isn t worthless it s just derivative and inferior and soulless br br long version if you have never seen any of the films comprising the vaguely defined psychological horror genre this movie will probably melt your face off maybe not but it will give you a good burn the opening montage of real animal abuse will be sufficient to open your eyes to possibilities of brutality on video and the only memorable gore scene later in the film will perhaps be more than you can handle the climax will play with your emotions in a way that perhaps no other film has br br but that s if you don t have much experience with the genre if you ve seen the real thing august underground s penance for example you will as i did find it terribly difficult to stay awake until the end of the film br br other reviewers have compared this to the video nasties of old i understand this comparison like the video nasties seed is more violent than a mainstream horror film and less subtle but the reason the video nasties are still known to us is not only for the above reasons those that are still popular had something special permit me to be ambiguous i think you will understand those that have stuck around had soul br br take this quote from gabriele crisanti director of burial ground on an interview on the new ish dvd we will never have more films like these because today technology has surpassed imagination and technology is cold so many things will disappear because small films like these won t be produced anymore today we have great exceptional tricks that are very expensive but they are cold today a horror a terror film of this kind costs more than a million dollars these films were not so expensive they are real effects made with our hands br br perhaps it is wrong to take the comparison to old school horror so seriously but crisanti has hit the nail on the head even at their most seemingly exploitational the best of the video nasties were pursuing a primitive truth and this is where boll falls short it s like he s seen the movies and not understood them everything on the checklist is there bs about making a statement about humanity an obscene torture scene etc but it is as crisanti puts it cold the gore is all cgi the whole thing feels like scenes pieced together from other movies of various genres and the pacing is sooooo slow man so slow br br another interesting note the one gore scene really reminded me of a video game br br anyway enough bs weak movie ,0
who in the world told harrison ford that this was a good role for him br br and josh hartnett how does a year old who can t fire a gun become a cop over used cliches plus zero character development and about pointless music industry cameos equal a surprisingly bad film ,0
this game was terrible i think they worked too hard on the visuals and didn t do much with the gameplay which is the most important part i mean the visuals look incredible but is the game really fun no i mean it s like hey let s jump off buildings and all i m doing is holding up and a x the game play just isn t there and i don t agree with what ubisoft did because they had this hot girl the producer of the game jade raymond and they were like ok we ve got this hot girl let s pimp her and if you go to gaming websites you re not gonna see gameplay stuff of assassin s creed you ll see her face with a microphone and it ll be like we interviewed jade raymond about her favorite cookies it s like man shut the f k up who cares apparently a lot of people do because they bought the game and like it i mean compare this game with super mario galaxy a wii game that really doesn t abuse the wii remote but still is very innovative and delivers in the most important part gameplay they were able to do a bit of everything with mario galaxy the graphics were still stunning the music in the game was orchestrated and sounded amazing and that s a game that deserves game of the year not assassin s creed man it doesn t even deserve to even be a nominee for game of the year the hype around this game where it was like oh it s the next generation of gaming really i think not so let me get this straight here because i think the people liking this game are only liking it because they re jade fans so i ll tell you guys jade will not make out with you or anything if you love or defend this game if you want a real game on the ps get uncharted drake s fortune if you want a real game for the xbox get call of duty and a ton of other games too and if you want a real game just in all the systems get super mario galaxy i know this comment will be hated by many but seriously pressing two buttons for doing all this cool stuff is that really a fun game the only reason why other games make it more complicated is because after it ll end up being more innovative and fun and this game just isn t it br br a living hell ,0
 was the year this was long before phillip seymour thomas had won an oscar who knew i would be an extra in a movie with him i was actually a paid extra in my boyfriend s back which was shot in a suburb of austin called georgetown tx the original title was johnny zombie thank god the producers had a change of heart i was in the theater scene i rushed out to watch the movie the day it was released in theaters it is more of a comedy than a horror movie but for a good laugh you might want to check it out nothing that is even close to dawn of the dead or even shaun of the dead quality but the cheese factor is good enough ciao,0
back in the s this grim study of joy a young proletarian wife was the introduction to the career of ken loach who became one of the most distinguished and respected british filmmakers of all time by then i knew very little about brecht politics or the reality of the under privileged and i was quite impressed by the aesthetic of the film its free style its austere color cinematography and joy s monologues in front of the camera i was also much surprised to find that terence stamp who had become a celebrity thanks to billy budd the collector and modesty blaise had so little screen time although th century fox distributed poor cow in panama loach did not stay in mainstream cinema which this film hardly is and i lost contact with his films i just heard of his successes kes family life black jack until i caught up in the s the beautiful title song by donovan by the way is available in his anthology troubadour ,1
let me start off by saying that i didn t watch this movie at first with high expectations it was recommended to me by a friend with mediocre taste in movies and mtv was pasted on the front cover so i was not expecting much what i was expecting was a tear jerker overly dramatic but at least effective br br i was wrong br br firstly let me start off that i had never read the book nor watched any other versions of the movie br br the acting was my main gripe with the film by god is it awful the main girl is pretty mediocre but when compared to the rest of the cast she s maryl streep the main hero heath is just plain awful he can sing decent sounding clichéd songs but that s about it his acting broke the sad moments by being so bad at points that i just burst into laughter the isabel girl was pretty godawful too and the brother was just a flat character that was played by an actor that couldn t display emotion whatsoever and when he tried to it failed miserably neil patrick harris was the only decent actor playing edward although it s obvious the direction was bad because even he did not live up to what i ve seen him do oh and the father wasn t half bad to my memory but he was in the movie for such a small amount of time i can hardly remember br br the story itself was not very good more breakups than you can imagine predictable story until the ending which i barely understood extremely one sided characters with no real depth to them overall just not interesting or compelling nothing we ve never seen before done much better and nothing worth watching here br br the ending is suppose to be a tearjerker it did nothing of the sort the ending isn t built up at all it almost feels like an afterthought in fact i had to ask my friends why the ending actually happened which when they explained it to me i must have had a look on my face of wait when did they say that what never a good sign the editing was probably the worst i ve seen though i do understand the fade ins fade outs are done because this was originally made for tv but that s really no excuse br br overall the movie is just garbage i m a sensitive guy i cried during two episodes of the simpsons i never cried during this crap not even close really this movie is not worth your time if you really want to see a tearjerker look elsewhere ,0
i wish more movies were two hours long on the other hand i wish more american civil war movies were merely two hours long gone with the wind gettysburg that s about the length i ve come to expect although those two at least entertained for however many hours they lasted and even gettysburg lasted as long as it did because things happened in the course of it br br by contrast ang lee s film is bloated and uneventful it actually feels as if it takes much less than two hours that wasn t a compliment it s really no different to any other form of sensory deprivation at the time it feels as though it will never end afterwards it seems to have taken no time at all br br the film gets off on the wrong foot as lee plays his interminable credits over the opening footage bad mistake in which we are introduced to some characters we take an instant dislike to and will later come to loathe the central two are jake the son of german immigrants who are staunch supporters of lincoln and jack an equally staunch southerner whose values jake shares i had to re read that sentence to make sure i hadn t written jack instead of jake at some point or vice versa the two go off to become bushwhackers southern militia who so strongly lust after revenge and violence that they can t even be bothered to join the official southern army which i presume they think is for sissies i m afraid lee lost me right there it s easy to feel for characters who make moral mistakes if we have some independent reason to like them or feel as if we know them in some way then their moral flaws can make us care for them all the more not so here we aren t properly introduced to jake for at least an hour when we are it becomes clear he s a gormless pimple of a man who isn t a confederate by choice so much as by habit the kind of person who says and does what everyone around him says and does whose psychology is purely immitative the people he associates with are either just the same or positively evil in some uninteresting way i found myself cheering whenever the northern cavalry appeared on the screen i thought good kill the rebels end the damned war let me go home br br aggravating this problem is the horrible horrible dialogue everyone speaks in the same whining southern accent i ve heard accents from all over the english speaking world and this is the worst of them all i don t care if southerners really did talk like that it s simply not fair to ask an audience to listen to it for two hours and believe me we do listen to it for the full two hours lee s picture is a talky one largely because characters take so long to say what they mean in their ungrammatical say everything three times folksy drawl it would help if they talked faster but not much can t these people find a more efficient language in which to communicate br br in short the film is little but a gallery of uniformly unattractive characters with no inner life who talk in an offensively ugly mode of speech who don t bathe often enough to whom nothing of interest happens despite their being involved in a war good points jewel was nice to look at and so was the scenery but i have complaints even here the cinematography nicely framed looked as if someone had susbtituted colour film for black and white by mistake and as for jewel we were teased with her body but never actually allowed to gaze upon it which i think is the least we were owed ,0
i absolutely loved this movie it was so good this movie is told by the parrot paulie s point of view paulie is given to the little girl marie as a present paulie helps marie learn to talk and they become best friends but when paulie tells marie to fly she falls and the bird is sent away that s when the adventure begins paulie goes through so much to find his way back to marie this movie is so sweet funny touching sad and more when i first watched this movie it made me cry the birds courage and urge to go find his marie for all that time was so touching i must say that the ending is so sweet and sad but you ll have to watch it to find out how it goes at the end the janitor tries to help him after hearing his story will he find his long lost marie or not find out when you watch this sweet heart warming movie it ll touch your heart rating ,1
a real insult to the original spoorloos which is one of the most genuinely disturbing films and i intend this as a compliment i have seen in the last years br br where the original is chilling and brilliant the remake is flat and even boring especially the happy end finale takes away what little suspense there was in this film in the first place br br while such a distortion especially grafting a happy end which wasn t there previously is quite frequently the case in hollywood remakes of european art house movies and could ve been expected the biggest disappointment lies in the fact that this inane mess was created by the very same filmmaker who did the original spoorloos br br why mr sluizer decided to ruin his masterpiece in such a fashion is beyond me br br avoid this abomination at all cost as it might spoil the original for you even if watched after that let alone the other way round ,0
this was hitchcock s third hollywood feature and it appears he was yet to settle into a pattern of consistency turning from faithful adaptation of classic novel in rebecca to espionage thriller in foreign correspondent and now this romantic comedy in the mould of the screwball pictures of the s br br hitchcock s formal method on the other hand had by now settled into something consistent so much so that he was unable or at least unwilling to deviate from it it was unwise then for him to step outside his usual genre and a romantic comedy was particularly inappropriate in rebecca it was actually great to see hitchcock constrained by his producer and the source text forced to turn his technique to heavy gothic drama but for mr and mrs smith there is a huge mismatch between form and content in other words hitchcock was no ernst lubitsch br br first let s look at the romantic angle the best love scenes in hitchcock films were wild passionate and slightly dangerous – the ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn t have situation and he was great at depicting that this is something that makes a much earlier film rich and strange one of the few hitchcock non thrillers that really works hitch is not so good however when it comes to a more gentle and familiar love story a light tender touch is required and hitch doesn t have it br br secondly take the comedy of course hitchcock films could be funny – the lady vanishes is probably the best example – but only when the jokes were sprinkled throughout the story the master of suspense simply isn t enough of a comedy director to create a film that has funny bones he cuts up scenes as he would in a thriller – snappy opposing angles of people talking inserted close ups of hands and feet point of view shots – but doesn t allow for comic timing or focus on gags for example the business with carole lombard s dress bursting at the seems is shown to us with a couple of close ups but these are timed more as if he were revealing some crucial plot point and have no comedic impact occasionally hitchcock s style does roughly coincide with the comedy – for example the arrangement of characters in the scene at the club where robert montgomery tries to make it look as if he is with the attractive sophisticated woman at the next table – but such moments are few and far between br br even the cast of mr and mrs smith are not up to standard i m not sure this was robert montgomery s strength lay and he is boring here this was of course exactly where queen of screwball carole lombard s strength lay and yet while she is clearly acting well the scenes are simply not geared to capturing comedy performances even jack carson who could be hilarious when he was really allowed to let go before the camera fails to perk things up at all of course neither of these fine comedy actors is helped by the screenplay which isn t exactly bursting with laughs in the first place even if the basic story is a fairly good premise br br the only full on comedy hitchcock made after this was the trouble with harry and that sort of worked because it played upon his familiar suspensefulness however it was only when the story could exist independently of the humour when the basic framework was suspense – as it is in the lady vanishes or family plot – that hitchcock was capable of doing comedy well ,0
i saw this movie on thursdays night after having a really boring day i had no expectations those i had were rather negative being that the only movie i ve ever watched jimmy in is the american version of taxi with queen latifah don t ask why but seriously this movie is so cute drew barrymore is always sweet but i almost fell in love with fallon s character why can t i meet a cute nerd like that movies like that are excellent simple sweet and necessary sunday on a thursdays i m not even a sports fan but it s something about american movies with baseball that fascinates me probably the fact that we don t have that sport here in norway br br my first comment ever haha,1
have previously enjoyed wesley snipes in several action flicks and i had expected a lot more even from a score of imdb the movie fails to entertain and even though the story is thin and unoriginal the acting is most unfortunately thinner and goes to mimic a worst case scenario of playing strong feelings accompanied by some bad acting don t waist your time this movie ísnt entertaining if you wanna cry it might suffice though even though your tears will be wept due to seeing wesley snipes in the tragic action film wannabe comedy br br i give this it really was awful if you wanna see a decent movie go see shooter or rent it its all the good things this movie isn t ,0
this movie was obviously made with a very low budget but did they have to make it so obvious it looked like they made no effort to make the future look in the least futuristic for example the first scene takes place in an s office building and all the cars that get blown up are from the late s i assume they didn t want to blow up cars that cost more than additionally its pretty obvious that don the dragon is driving his personal car during the movie after all he did partially fund the film finally they point out at the beginning of the film that all kinds of drugs are now legal in this new cyberpunk society not only does this never become important in the film but later when don needs surgery without anesthesia why doesn t he just go out and get some legal heroin or morphine the whole movie is sloppy like this and completely anticlimactic since don easily blows up an unstoppable cybertracker about minutes into the movie however if you find this movie cheap or free i d watch it the last scene is almost worth putting up with this whole film ,0
wow after seeing this film you will know why america s youth continues to lack intelligence and any traits to contribute to the wellbeing of society except for making themselves more inept to function br br jackass number two stars some of the most repremandable people imaginable who at there core lack any sort of talent or brains to make anything of themselves especially bam margera and steve o and there only option for fame was to make a living entertaining those as stupid as them by harming there being a guy drinking horse semen just flat disgusting a man putting a fish hook through his cheek and acting as bait for sharks this isn t humor it s evidence for institutionalizing him br br overall i walked out of the theater with no hope for mankind ,0
working with one of the best shakespeare sources this film manages to be creditable to it s source whilst still appealing to a wider audience br br branagh steals the film from under fishburne s nose and there s a talented cast on good form ,0
i never read the book now i don t really want to i had no clue what this movie was about when i walked into the theatre i still don t really know what point it was supposed to get across but i do know that a good two hours was wasted from my life two precious hours i can never get back br br the storyline was so predictable it s laughable werewolves or something a very romeo and juliet type plot i predicted the endig within five minutes into the movie and i was correct br br the acting isn t horrible the only two cool characters in the movie were the british cousin guy and the rambo graphic novel duder the other characters are too the dialogue is very bland and predictable br br the absolute worst part of the movie is the transformations between the humans and the wolves if you wanted something kick ass like van helsings you re gonna be really upset imagine ballerina s a bright light then a wolf yep that s about it br br just avoid this movie period especially if you ve read the book because you ll just wanna punch babies ,0
this movie is so over the top as to be a borderline comedy laws of physics are broken things explode for no good reason great movie to sit down with a six pack and enjoy do not i repeat do not see this movie sober you will die horrible death ,0
this program would be useful for training hardened felons basic human emotions beyond this purpose the show has no value other than to fill bandwidth that would otherwise go unutilized in the electromagnetic spectrum i feel a greater sense of suspense and anticipation listening to a computerized voice chip endlessly droning out the products of a random number generator fortunately the helpful and frequent music cues will tell viewers how they re supposed to feel in case they are unable to fully internalize the predictable and shallow plot line i did find amy to be a superficially positive character as she is a role model to young women that they can serve in traditionally male fields unfortunately her totally subjective approach to the law is guided solely by whatever capricious personal guidelines amy elects to employ resulting in amy s trials more closely resembling appeals to the personal mercy of a tribal despot than a true administration of justice this show is unpalatable in any amount although this is to some extent mitigated after two episodes by the brain s god given filtering processes by which the show will thankfully leave the same imprint on the viewer s memory as a television tuned to a dead channel at maximum volume ,0
are you crazy or what this movie has talent who are you to criticize a movie that was made by famous directors and producers i mean you must be watching some crappy version because if you had a proper version you wouldn t think its some low resolution game graphics br br this movie is for people who enjoy hongkong cinema the other side to what asian people enjoy watching you are such a sellout hongkong cinema is totally different to that of hollywood hk cinema is in a class of its own br br so if you don t enjoy watching movies from hongkong producers don t go and ramble on about how its a waste of time to watch just let other people enjoy the movie br br and personally i ve seen this movie and i love its story and the way it was made ,1
below average movie with poor music considering a movie based on music ordinary script direction with full of blunders salman khan was at his usual acting ajay s performance deteriorating with time as his looks especially his styles as a rock star were pathetic asin was just a showpiece only overall i felt like wasting my money in cinema salman khan remains as immature as years ago compared to aamir khan there were many songs in the movie all boring except man ko ati the most important song to impress the uk music sponsor was most unimpressive khanabadosh can be very easily understood by an english music sponsor the other movie i saw last week was wake up sid which was simple slow love story with good direction acting despite average music,0
the other lowest rating reviewers have summed up this sewage so perfectly there seems little to add i must stress that i ve only had the cockney filth imposed on me during visits from my children who insist on watching the sunday omnibus my god it s depressing like all soaps it consists entirely of totally unlikeable characters being unpleasant to each other but it s ten times as bad as the next worst one could be the reviewer who mocked the true to life bilge spouted by its defenders was spot on if anyone lived in a social environment like this they d slash their wrists within days and i can assure anyone not familiar with the real east end that it s rather more ethnically enriched than you ll ever see here take my advice avoid this nadir of the british tv industry it is evil ,0
icarly is about a teenage girl named carly shay miranda cosgrove who lives with her artist brother spencer in a loft in seattle carly has a web show that gets millions of views and makes tons of money a year so much money she doesn t even know its a real number her best friend is sam janette mccrudy who s as predictable as they come she says normal things and beats up carly s neighbor freddie who is in charge of all the technical things for their web show carly shouts every word and looks like she doesn t have emotion sam chases freddie around and freddie screams in one episode carly and her friends shoot lewbert the doorman down in elevator and he survives br br i would not recommend this at all unless you like teenagers shouting hurting people and making fun of stuff ,0
 a minute to pray a second to die is a quality spaghetti western with a solid cast and an interesting storyline it is filmed beautifully with a relatively high production value for a film in this genre br br alex cord does a terrific job portraying clay mccord an outlaw who is suffering from increasingly debilitating seizures he is seeking amnesty before his enemies close in on him but is being too cocky for his own good when he asks for it robert ryan delivers the best performance in the film as the governor of new mexico mario brega and arthur kennedy are also great here br br this movie is very good but it doesn t stand out to me as being one of the best spaghetti westerns out there it s lacking too much in style to be in the same league as any of the great ones it does have some cool spaghetti overtones but overall it s a bit too much like an american western this is especially evident in the music score which is ok as movies go in general but pretty dull by euro western standards the soundtrack kind of reminds me of the music from the unforgiven although there is an interesting story here it is told in a manner which is a bit too conventional for my tastes if a spaghetti western fan and a hollywood western fan had to watch a movie together this one would be the perfect compromise br br all of this is not to say that anyone should avoid this film i did enjoy watching it very much as i said it is a very well done film and i recommend it to anyone who likes westerns spaghetti or otherwise ,1
anyone who loves the rheostatics music is going to enjoy this film i have some minor complaints mainly about pacing and the casting of certain actors not maury who aren t really convincing in their roles but i don t have time write a detailed review i just want to warn anyone who has seen this film or plans to watch this film as presented cbc television in canada the version that airs are the cbc is like the reader s digest version of whale music don t watch it it cuts out entire scenes and subplots if you can them that from the film the cbc which presents most of films untouched took half the guts out of whale music i don t know why it s horrible what they did to the film rent the video or watch it in a theatre but don t watch it on cbc television ,1
we rented the movie and it maybe the worst movie ever the box they had in the video store had a cool looking monster on the cover but in reality the monster was a creature from the black lagoon mask awful awful awful you actually might have to rent it it s so bad it feels like you are watching a bizzare o home movie ,0
it begins with several of the principles on a stage run to albuquerque gabby hayes juke sounds like duke is the driver and begins his usual tirade against women in general with his girlfriend pearl being an exception he then relates a garbled version of the biblical story of samson to justify his retention of long whiskers against the wishes of pearl who is the town barber no less and who claims if everyone followed his example she would be out of business this point will return to dominate the last scene in the film gabby seems an irritation to some reviewers but is a definite plus to this one it s too bad he wasn t in more of the better randoph scott westerns to help lighten up randy s usual iron jawed demeanor also on this stage are randy cole armin his future wife cathrine craig as celia wallace whom he is getting acquainted with and a little girl myrtle to whom he soon becomes a hero when he rescues her from the runaway stage after it is held up by henchman of randy s wheelchair bound uncle john armin george cleveland who essentially runs the town br br randy soon learns that his uncle and by extension himself is not exactly popular among the town folk he does however quickly form a useful friendship with gabby after he learns that uncle john was responsible for the stage holdup of his business competitor celia wallace and the associated murder he demands that uncle john return the money and decides to work for celia and her brother ted russell hayden instead of for uncle john br br as his rival s prospects rise uncle john decides to plant an informant barbara britton as letty tyler in the wallace office to keep him informed as to when they are delivering ore from the mines to town so that he can sabotage their run when this doesn t work he resorts to the draconian tactic of staging an arson of his own office for which randy is blamed unfortunately when the fire was discovered randy was in letty s apartment confronting her with suggestive evidence that she was tipping off uncle john myrtle and letty testify that he was in the apartment when the fire was discovered this puts him and letty in the dog house with celia his apparent beau and ted who hopes to woo letty this news also ends uncle john s trust in letty as an informant and he suggests she leave town instead she switches sides and tells the wallaces why randy was in her apartment uncle john tries once again to sabotage their ore run and when that fails there is a general shootout in town you can guess the results br br the plot is well constructed and executed with complicated relationships between the principles and with a variety of obstacles for randy to overcome with the sometimes aid of his associates at least randy was spared the necessity of bringing his uncle to justice uncle john had a choice to avoid assassination but arrogantly trusted that a woman wouldn t have the guts to carry out her threat the presence of hayes and two beautiful wholesome single women as well as little myrtle much helped to lighten the otherwise tense atmosphere in this battle for survival as uncle john put it br br it seems odd that barbara britton the bad girl gets top female billing over catherine craig randy s love interest barbara s on camera time was much more limited br br those who grew up on the lassie tv series featuring george cleveland as gramps will be surprised to find him playing such a mean controlling villain we may wonder if his wheelchair bound status has a bearing on this persona this leaves him with few options for making a living in the wild west without apparent family to help support him except randy he can t afford to have some upstart beat him out of the most profitable business in town on the other hand from his conversations he probably achieved his status as the town boss before becoming wheelchair bound ,1
why this is called mistresses is a puzzle because it s about four women three of whom aren t mistresses except wait ah i see it s a salacious title and we all have to merchandise i suppose the series itself delicious most of the characters are hell bent on cutting metaphorical chunks off themselves great fun reminds me of lwt s miniseries bouquet of barbed wire where every character and their dads wielded the machete br br siobhan orla brady is the only actual mistress and she s getting herself in proper trouble husband is infertile so no chance of a baby there then but at work there s dominic played by uber sexy adam rayner who looks so good that there s no surprise when heavy lust breaks out dominic it turns out has no fertility problems i expect his sperms do swashbuckling probably each carries a little sword and now siobhan is inevitably pregnant that way instead what siobhan should do is to shut up good and tight and go with it s a miracle what she actually does of course is say to her friends i have to tell my husband no you don t really you don t stop stop br br katie sarah parish was a mistress once for we learn that she d had an affair with a married man before the series started unwisely she s now taken up with his son the father died of cancer and katie who is a doctor helped him on his journey so she s an euthanasiarist has had affairs with two of her patients and is sleeping with the son of the father in carelessly ignoring the incestuous undertones it s not going to end well for katie br br jessica is an experimental lesbian she arranges events and she s busy doing a lesbian marriage as the series gets underway she quickly gets into steamy eye exchanges with one of the brides alex played by anna torv and the script hurries along to a lesbonk with great haste however it can t think of a good way of putting the two women in bed together so it invents a very lame you re not having a hen night well i can t let you get away with that i ll organise one and the guests shall be me which achieves the result but isn t exactly winterson i thought script writers were supposed to earn their living lazy torv s interpretation of her character is good alex treats jessica as possibly unsavoury and alex s body language always points backwards when she s moving forward mind once she s over the wall in she happily goes and unsurprisingly for shelley conn is so mouth watering that so would a good percentage of the human race given the chance br br which brings us to trudi who s a widow of course there should be plain people in a community but if you re going to have a plain character then you have to invent something to admire in them it s quite possible to be a lump and engaging however small s trudi looks like one of those characters that casting put prominently in a medieval crowd scene after the director said that s ridiculous not every single character would be pretty more tellingly you can t find anything to admire in her nothing she s a turnip in a bowl of apples appallingly she does sexy from time to time i won t forget her appearance in bright red corset with stockings tucked into her crotch for a long time and for all the wrong reasons br br so good delinquent fun all round there s easily enough material here for a second series and i hope that they do one i trust they learn one lesson though the characters never take off their underclothes in bed having spent abandoned hours of unbridled lust afterwards they surface still wearing their bras or keep the sheets tight wound round their naughty bits after several episodes no nipples yet and you can go beg for a cock what s this early st century puritanism so production team are you listening your characters will solve some of their mental problems if they do abandon as well as talk it at least they ll have more fun in the fun scenes poor things in a series dominated by either being in the bedroom or wanted to be in the bedroom or having just been in the bedroom it s a bit silly and jars a lot that the characters bonk in their underwear br br overall i was going to score top end medium but the series does one trick that s rare enough when each episode ends you always want more and you look forward to the next one with anticipation so i score ,1
ok who ever invented this film hates humanity and wants to see them all slit their throats this film was absolute and utter filth what the heck was up with the weird old bags eyes seriously was she on some sort of horrible drug and then she like just thought she could control people she was running around with her freaking evil eye and it was like what do i have a booger hanging out of my nose what are you staring at are you like the sea witch or something all and all though i thought the graphics were top notch old chap for that alone i would give it a ten but just cover your ears when you are watching it the pure and complete evil that comes from that film will make your ears bleed and your eyelids fall off who knows you might even get a knot in your small intestine you better watch out fools ,1
this is not one of those films it is one of the biggest pieces of tripe i have ever scene the camera work is trying to be flashy but it really just crap the whole thing looks like the red shoe diaries but without the sex the only reason i bought this was i wanted to try out dvd and this was the cheapest one i could find possibly the worst buy of my life and could have put you off dvd forever the soundtrack is really tacky and most of the movie is made up of endless repeats of clips from the first two films why anyone would want to make a movie as awful as this is beyond me if they had really attempted to make an original movie and failed i would be nicer in this review but they don t they just got the rights to reproduce stuff from the first two and then edit it and repeat it into this film with about maybe under rd original footage which is about up to the standards of film school students do not buy this movie the only entertainment this dvd can offer is if you were to stick it in the microwave and watch the flashing lights utter utter utter uttter unbelievable garbage if only the voting system would allow that ,0
the best that i can say about this film is that it was mildly amusing at times and that it was an adequate time killer unfortunately this film is also so annoying that i wanted to slap these characters around this is the kind of film that is so sweet it hurts your teeth the intentions were good i suppose but things get awfully tiresome when the dialogue is so nauseating when the two leads aren t together on screen this really isn t bad at all but be afraid during those frequent moments when the loving couple starts talking to one another ,0
the all i have is dollars and my wedding ring scene was a riot i also guffawed at the scene in the bar where hyde snorted the horse radish and flipped the bird to the japanese guy and said pearl harbor buddy i think my iq is higher than but i m not sure because i can t count that high br br funny thing this line requirement seems as though they would bash you for making your comments too long not too short i hope i don t make it to words before i get to line br br i m still two lines short pardon me while i think and drink or drink and think it depends on whether my hands are faster than my mind good i think i ve made it to the line limit thanks for reading ,1
i have not read a time to kill by john grisham and perhaps that would have helped understand the film better but perhaps not i hear this is the most faithful grisham adaption yet and if that is true i can see why so many publishers turned down the novel when grisham introduced it as his first work br br a time to kill is one of those films that is seriously confused and wants to do too many things at once it wants to be a suspenseful crowd pleasing thriller and at the same time a film dedicated to exploring certain social and moral questions let s face it those two types of films do not go together in hollywood which is why dead man walking had to be made independently br br the story involves a young lawyer named jake matthew mcconaughy out to defend a black man named carl samuel l jackson from murdering two hillbillies that brutally raped his young daughter the day before the rapists trial carl hid in a closet in the courthouse and when the rapists were brought through the building he charged out and shot both of them dead to help out with the defense jack accepts the help of a former law student sandra bullock who proves that her role in this film was totally unnecessary and put in the film only for marketing purposes br br meanwhile one of the rapist s kid brother kiefer sutherland was angered that a black man killed his brother and decided to act out a revenge all of this leads to a shooting in front of the courthouse a kidnapping a brutal beating and race riot i ll admit that all of this held my attention greatly throughout the film in addition to the courtroom scenes what i later objected to was the film s handling of ethical questions and its use of formulas in the plot br br the main question that the film constantly asks over and over again is whether a black man gets a fair trial from a white jury sure they can but that doesn t mean that the man has to be acquitted in order for the trial to be fair this film however doesn t seem to think so besides that there several gaping holes in the plot used for conveniences for example there is an unknown character called mickey mouse who is a member of the klan and for reasons unknown is helping the members of the defense team escape from serious dangers of the other members of the klan after bullock is kidnapped by sutherland and company and left for dead in the wilderness this unknown person comes and saves her and we never find out who he is and why he is helping out the people he should be terrorizing br br and speaking of the sutherland character s reign of terror it s amazing how witless the police and the bullock character are in stopping him throughout the film there s a scene when sutherland becomes a sniper from a building across the street from the courthouse and tries to shoot jake as he comes out shooting one of the guards instead now you d think since there are dozens of police around it would be easy to surround and capture the sniper no such luck from what we could see no one seemed to even care that a sniper was still on the loose even after bullock was rescued by mickey mouse she never ever mentioned who her kidnapper was nor was it even questioned why was this simple the sutherland character was needed throughout the film to add continual suspense although logically he should have been out of the picture br br besides bullock s character there another thankless character he is jake s assistant played by oliver platt there seems to be one reason for his character to be in the movie to supply a number of one liners for the audience in my opinion one liners show a major weakness in serious films when used it demonstrates that the filmmakers are not confident that the story and dialogue alone are enough to keep the audience s attention and so use them to make the audience laugh to reassure everyone that they are watching an entertaining film br br but enough of the film s many minor problems what about the film s message here it is clear that carl is indeed guilty of murder we saw how he planned for hours to murder the men who raped his daughter the lawyers argue that it was temporary insanity etc that caused him to kill in desperation jake asks the jury to close their eyes as he recounts the rape in detail as part of his closing arguement after describing everything that took place he adds on one final line the girl is white we then see members of the jury with tears in their eyes br br in the very next scene a girl comes out yelling he s free he s free wait a minute do juries base their verdicts on their emotions or on the facts most of all why weren t there any scenes that showed the jury deliberating and what they were really thinking after their emotions worn off i ll tell you why they couldn t show the delibertion because no jury could acquit a man of such a crime no matter how much the defense s closing arguements touched their hearts what is the message that someone is justified in killing if it is a form of revenge for a previous crime done to them br br this film should have had the courage to say that murder is not ok in this situation because in reality there would not be an acquittal but since dollars were at stake the filmmakers were more concerned about sparing the audiences feelings than they were about presenting a responsible message if people start killing as a form of revenge the makers of this film should be held responsible what a socially irresponsible film this is ,0
ok here is the deal i love action movies and generally have no problem suspending a great deal of disbelief over plot holes or other implausible actions however this movie went far beyond minor flaws and went straight to the ridiculous let me get this straight the police send a notorious gangster and cop killer along with a number of other prisoners on a bus with a grand total of two guards they then are forced to stop at a precinct where precisely two cops are working one of which is a day away from retirement and the other is a burn out apparently the building was about to be shut down so somehow the police decided that everyone else in the entire precinct got the night off for new year s eve right but wait it gets better gabriel byrne shows up to take out fishburne before he can rat him and other dirty cops out although we never find out anything about their relationship or dealings interestingly the cops launching the assault on the precinct are in full swat gear with night vision goggles assault rifles the whole nine yards later on they even bring in a helicopter with more people in full gear i m not a cop but i m pretty sure you can t just waltz out of the station with an entire swat platoon worth of equipment without someone asking what you are doing and the police helicopter in the supposedly terrible winter storm also no one near the precinct happens to hear or see this major siege going on with flash grenades and heavy rifle fire going off i mean seriously come on i know this is set in detroit but even there it would raise suspicion on a supposedly top secret mission i also love the fact that they find a tommy gun in the evidence room and somehow the gun still works and has bullets that are still intact and usable br br i could live with some of these problems if there weren t other glaring issues also for one the opening couple minutes of the movie are shot nicely in a very frenetic and hyperactive way and i thought was going to set the tone for the rest of the movie unfortunately i was wrong the remainder of the film has no sense of pacing or tension or drama the characters don t relate to each other in any way which is probably largely due to the fact that they aren t particularly interesting there isn t enough interesting action to make this a good action movie and there isn t enough character development storytelling to make this a passable thriller drama the relationship between hawke fishburn is the only thing that the director even tries to make interesting or intense oh and by the way the final scene in the wilderness uh i thought this was in the middle of a run down industrial section of detroit and suddenly we are in the woods the acting isn t terrible in this movie it is just that the directing and writing are atrocious i really enjoy some of hawkes fishburne byrne dennehy s other movies but this one is terrible ,0
i thought the movie especially the plot needs a lot of work the elements of the movie remains westernized and untrue to the attempt of trying to produce an eastern feel in the movie i ll give three out of many of the flaws of the movie br br first when shen told wendy that he would help her study the history of china i was really happy that the audience would receive some information about chinese history but it turns out that the movie did not exactly show wendy actually studying chinese history yet instead the movie only shows wendy practicing the method of remembering what she had studied which frustrated and put me in dismay br br second which really bothered me is how the characters kept mentioning about moon cakes moon cakes this and moon cakes that and how good it tastes yet they didn t really mention the real significance of it the only they they talked about that had any relevance to the moon cake was the autumn festival which they did not explain or go in depth they could have mentioned the myth that correlates with the moon cake the moon lady the myth starts of with how there once exists ten suns and each would rotate rising but one day all ten suns rose up drying up the land with the rising intense heat so the divine archer hou yi shot nine of the ten suns leaving only one sun there are different versions where the hou yi shot the eight out of nine suns because of his heroic contribution he was given the pill of immortality so he could live on forever in case the ten suns do rise up again but his wife chang o stole it after stealing it she fled to the moon where she met a hare she then came upon an idea and told the hare to pound the pill into many piece so she could spread the pill all over earth giving everyone immortality there are a few variations of this story but throughout my childhood i most of the time heard about this version i thought details such as this would make the plot more culturally chinese oriented br br the last thing i would point out is the last battle scene of the movie the teachers that were possessed by the monks were fighting the terra cotta warriors the life like statues of the soldiers went against the idea of how important chinese history is to the chinese the terra cotta warrors serves as a connection of china s past and it was very westernized where evil must be killed in anyway possible that the monks in the movies were willing to destroy that connection it would be understandable if wendy considering she is chinese american and doesn t have full chinese knowledge had no problem destroying these priceless artifacts br br the whole movie was westernized because it seemed that all the monks and shen want to do is fight i mean it s rated tvpg due to violence which goes against the confucius thinking of cooperation and harmony it would seem more accurate that the monks try to avoid violence and try to work things out peacefully before having to resort to violence br br all in all all of or either of the producer writer or director did not do their research thoroughly and did a messy and effortless job instead i would suggest that they either stop airing this movie or that they re shoot the movie so it contains more accurate information however i would give it credit stars for removing one stereotype of asians and asian americans of being smart and quiet ,0
as an engineer i must say this show s first season started out very promising most of the applied mathematics were somewhat plausible and the relationships portrayed between the eppes brothers and father gave the show an interesting edge br br but after the first season the show started degrading heavily most of the mathematics and technology used in crime solving is now utter gibberish and very laughable to all people involved in science technology for real br br the involvement from the actors still feels okay and i can imagine a fair amount of money is still going into producing each episode but in the end this has degraded to a very unpleasantly tasting dish which is a mix of a grade c action thriller and csi style cop show br br if you are gonna watch it go for only the first season and possibly parts of the second thereafter i would not waste my time myself i gave the show up midway through season br br season stars season stars season stars br br let s sum that up to stars since charlie doesn t know his math anymore i won t bother with the correctness of mine either ,0
this was one of the most ridiculous and badly directed movies i ve seen in a very long time i ve never liked spike lee but thought i d give this one a try bad mistake the movie is supposed to show how the son of sam real life murders affected a neighborhood in the summer of what it really did was center around the most boring characters that i doubt anyone cared for as far as their drug problems marriage problems and so on etc the scenes that depict the murders are just that and nothing more a shooting and then it s back to saturday night fever what s even more ridiculous is spike lee s choice to show up as a reporter in the movie spike trust me you re no hitchcock stay out of the movies it makes them even worse off the most silly scene had to be the dog speaking in a goofy voice which was depicted in a scene before it where it was supposed to have been shot spike what were you thinking when you made this film not thinking at all is my guess people who think they ll see a crime drama take my advice and do not waste your time or money on this loser you re better off watching jerry springer in this case waste of film i gave it a out of awful dud ,0
lars von triers europa is an extremely good film how s that von trier has a very stylized way to tell a story at least he did have with europa to me the whole film was like an experience even if i did see it on a small television screen even with all the tricks in my opinion this film is the most complete real and moving piece of cinema then most of the films on the top list i also think it is perhaps the scariest the most gothic and complete film around all right there are other good ones too but this one is my favorite the final scene is one of the most harrowing scenes ever ,1
boasting the title for the sickest film ever made pink flamingos is an undisputed classic sure the camerawork is shaky and off center the story is muddled and slow paced and every single character in the movie is repugnant and despicable but pink flamingos has a certain playful charm and brilliant satiric wit that no other movie can match br br while this film is indeed an offensive one reading descriptions of what goes on in the movie is much worse than actually seeing it only john waters can succeed in making rape murder sadism cannibalism coprophagia and just about every other form of human debauchery known to man seem absolutely hilarious this movie must be seen to be believed ,1
omg it is seriously the best show in the world it rocks harder then jackass and cky and is so funny and entertaining i love the show all seasons are awesome but for a quick summary season great if you wanna plan a scavenger hunt watch the house be pulled apart and enjoy seeing phil bing starved br br season great if you wanna see them buy castle bam watch a slayer concert see the wonder that is mardi gras and the fun of getting to it see a demo derby and actually see a the making and opening of a tree top casino br br season great if you wanna see probably the first driveway skatepark a civil war johnny knoxville a pirate ship and don vito actually winning one of bam s reindeer games br br season great if you wanna see them in europe them getting jobs the building of a state and a bayou and the dudesons season great if ya want to see them in brazil ape s birthday mike vallely the metal mulisha bams lambo disappearing bams hummer being destroyed a playboy party in bams swimming pool and the very last ever viva la bam ,1
let me start out by saying i can enjoy just about any bad italian horror movie or jungle exploitation flick from the s seriously this one was downright awful br br there are way too many elements that martino tries to inject and none of them work except for the croc gone wild thing very well at all there are some ignorant westerners of course who set up a resort in the jungle somewhere i don t even remember where it takes place how sad is that basically people come to the resort to see this native tribe and its ceremonies but eventually they upset the alligator god of the river who then proceeds to go on a rampage killing said vacationers and some tribesmen as well sounds good yeah well don t get your hopes up there is minimal violence until the end the special effects are so bad it was like a kindergarten class performed them and the love story thrown in is laughable br br there is seriously a few scenes where it appears they set up a camera underwater in a pool and threw a toy alligator like a dart into the water and that is supposed to be the gator attacking i m not kidding in another wonderfully crafted special effect a matchbox van is targeted by the incredible sinking plastic gator who all of a sudden is five times the size of a van a few minutes ago he was only big enough to eat a human but now he dwarfs a full size cargo van it is really pathetic the only other flick i can think of where the effects were so bad i was pulled out of the story was bruno mattei s masterpiece rats what with the plastic rats on the conveyor belt and all who couldn t be terrified br br normally i d say anything sergio martino was a solid must see but this one is a must pass waste of time and definitely not worth buying for the sticker price from no shame this one is a shame br br out of kids ,0
the actors in this dark film are truly believable and well cast the quality of the camera work makes you feel as if you are there the screenplay is intense and does not wander the plot is one that makes you want to watch it a second time from the new perspective gained by the ending we showed this film to a small group of patrons at gadsden s center for cultural arts after the film ever patron was eager to discuss the film and one person called me the next day to say that they were still bothered while we put an and up age restriction on the film i would watch the film with a youth group as it is a very real portrayal of an ugly situation and sets the stage for great conversation ,1
it s hard to believe after waiting years we wind up with this piece of cinematic garbage the original was a high impact dark thriller that achieved cult status demonstrating the fine art of cinema as directed by paul verhoeven this film adds nothing delivers nothing and ultimately winds up in the big box of failed sequels br br the opening sequence could have triggered an intriguing set of plot developments using a considerably talented and able cast unfortunately we are treated to a minute dissertation in the self indulgent life of catherine tramell or is it sharon stone possibly a copulation of both br br if the desire is too see a continuation of the sensually provocative stying of sex as in b s forget it you wind up with soft porn boredom which ultimately upholds the old adage that a woman can be more alluring in clothes than out of them it s interesting to note that the wonderful charlotte rampling was romping around in her skivvies via the georgy girl when ms stone was only years old a very talented actress and quite adept at holding her own even here br br if you re a true cinema fan then you must see this film and judge it using your own rating system if not you might as well wait for the dvd release in the rated version unrated version collectors edition or ultimate version and perhaps in another years we will be saturated with news of basic instinct at which point ms stone will be years old and nobody will really care ,0
this movie brilliantly captures the atmosphere of a d d group while watching i could not help but notice how vividly characters reminded me of myself and my gaming friends to the point where they acted literally the same as we do including the bickering the fighting the internal jokes driving the dm crazy everything br br it has it all jokes that made me cry action scenes which even filmed in low budget i found uncannily awesome the story is pretty straightforward and unsurprising but that doesn t really matter since the best part of the movie is to see the characters react and interact with each other and the npcs br br seriously if you re playing d d or any similar rpg i cannot stress this enough watch this movie it captured beautifully the spirit of d d ,1
why lori petty was cast as tank girl i ll never know her acting performance is lack luster her voice is grating it s almost impossible for me to put into words how bad this movie is br br there are several modern pop references in the film which i found to be very strange given that the movie was supposed to take place far in the future it wouldn t have been hard to make this premise interesting either some better writing would have helped loads br br naomi watts makes an appearance in it as a mild mannered techno geek i think they should have probably switched roles br br i ll never know why anyone would like this movie unless they were a petty fan br br try not to see this movie total waste of time ,0
lots of scenes and dialogue are flat out goofy but when you add it all up i e machine s daily cycle from depressing walkup to depressing bar to depressing burlesque hall to depressing smoke filled poker games and back home again you get a weird sense that somebody somewhere is trying to give a faithful depiction of the junkie s life circa whether it s sinatra who obviously would have bumped up against this type of character growing up in hoboken and working in numerous bands or preminger who uses the soundtrack and the frankie zosch subtext to slip the addict s interior worldview past the hays code cage you get a good companion piece to on the waterfront which was filmed almost exactly the same time sort of a faux realist work that leaves you realistically wondering how deep the drug culture is embedded in american life ,1
 subconscious cruelty has to be one of the most beautiful films i have ever seen still it s extremely grim and gory at times so fans of politically correct mainstream horror garbage shouldn t bother the film mixes many wonderful visuals with plenty of sleaze and gore it is extremely odd vicious and disturbing so fans of bizarre cinema won t be disappointed my favourite segment from subconscious cruelty is human larvae which shows us a twisted relationship between a young man and his pregnant sister the birthing scene is particularly nasty and not easily forgotten the last segment right brain martyrdom has to be seen to be believed it s incredibly harsh and blasphemous with scenes of genital mutilation and grisly torture we see jesus christ captured by three naked females who mutilate him ripping flesh from his chest licking a wound on his knee and pissing on him there is also a jesus statue with a projection of a swastika on it subconscious cruelty is a truly memorable film that should be seen by fans of extreme cinema check it out ,1
i am a huge adam sandler fan and one day i was looking at the cast crew selection on one of his dvd s and saw going overboard and decided to go out and rent it so i went out with a few buddies of mine and rented it we put it on and we were shocked to see an adam sandler that didn t hit puberty yet he looks as if he was when this movie came out i couldn t even watch minutes of this crap i didn t laugh chuckle or even smirk at this movie actually the only time i smirked was when i saw how horrid this movie was i could not believe how hard he tried to make the viewers laugh in this movie and it didn t work once although from seeing the horribly awful camera angles and hearing the disgusting script i realized why i had never heard of this movie because it sucks more than anything has ever sucked before this movie in my opinion was the worst movie ever made ever ,0
what can i say about a tale such as this this magical tale has followed me from my early childhood evoking warm memories in my heart the characters take you to to so many whimsical places making you want more of each scene for example in the market there were so many different flavors of lore i loved the exotic dancers that accompanied the steel drums br br the story line was wonderful i wanted so badly for landsbury to decide to keep the precocious children and for her to also stay with mr brown and find the other half of the spell so that the men less armor could win the war br br i am still a child inside and this movie appeals to my inner child like no other this movie is my definite favorite of all times i hope that all children will be able to watch this classic and be swept away and transported into another time ,1
bring a box of kleenex to this funny engaging and moving weeper the two leading actors give tour de force performances there was considerable debate afterward about whether they are really disabled they are not i appreciated that for once the filmmakers dared to be politically incorrect by depicting people with severe physical disabilities as fully developed people character flaws and all as a result their believability engages us and makes us grow to like them and care about their conflicts the story structure is formulaic and many of the secondary characters are merely types but the two central characters are so riveting that it doesn t matter br br interesting the original title inside i m dancing reflects the viewpoint of the character michael while the new title for usa release suggests that rory is the central figure ,1
it s not hard to imagine what the main problem for a screenwriter is who wants to have equally well written characters with about the same amount of screen time in a movie that last around minutes it s almost impossible not to fall back on stereotypes and that is also what writer director ralf westhoff does here very few of the characters can be recognized as people that you and me know in real life many of them are just characterized with two or three attributes and stay vague i am aware of that but still think that shoppen is successful namely that it accomplishes just what it wants to it is a film with very well written dialogue extremely good acting and a film that made me laugh out loud really often i don t think that this film wants to make a deep going analysis of loneliness in our modern society or that it wants to be moral commentary on speed dating it s a movie about something that exists and people and their motivation to use it funny and entertaining ,1
every kid has that movie that he pops into vhs when he has nothing to do or when there is a babysitter around this was that movie for me br br i can tell you the whole plot exactly i must have seen it times at least and i can say it is a good kids family movie br br i still have the tape i haven t watched it in years but maybe i ll get around to it this week and be a kid for the day br br you just have to love the care bears and their messege br br ,1
to solve a challenging problem you need to start by asking the right questions without these even the biggest library of information is useless this movie does just that where other movies guide your thinking along a story board this film pulls at your emotions and your understanding of justice and what s permissible these questions will tug at you throughout challenging your assumptions as the characters develop this movie is important it s relevant and a must see for anybody who stays informed of current affairs the fact it s highly entertaining and includes a slew of movie stars only improves the execution my advice watch it with a serious crowd or better yet by yourself not unlike how you d read an editorial from your favorite news magazine in this case there is one difference the answers will be your own ,1
i would never have thought i would almost cry viewing one minute excerpted from a black and white movie without sound thanks to martin scorsese i did the movie was from f borzage you will start to understand if it s not already the case what makes a good movie ,1
pepe le moko played by charles boyer is some sort of international criminal mastermind wanted in countries throughout europe and to stay free he holes himself up in the casbah a mysterious part of algiers where even the police are reluctant to go until a senior officer is sent from paris to capture le moko once and for all for le moko although the casbah allows him to remain out of police custody it also becomes a sort of prison at the same time a place he can t leave because the moment he does he knows he ll be arrested br br boyer s performance was good and i can understand why he was nominated for an oscar he captures the essence of such a character a perfect combination of very dangerous and yet very classy at the same time the movie itself unfortunately was quite a letdown a number of parts of the story seemed inconsistent of which i ll mention two first was the idea that the police wouldn t enter the casbah that was stated pretty clearly at the beginning of the film by the local commander and yet repeated references in the movie suggest that in fact the police did enter the casbah fairly regularly so neither the suggestion by commissioner janvier that the police wouldn t enter nor the statement by inspector slimane also a decent performance by joseph calleia that they could get into the casbah but not out seemed to make much sense i also found it difficult to believe that le moko hardened criminal mastermind that he was could be so quickly swept off his feet by gaby hedy lamarr to the point where he entertains the local populace by singing love songs and then leaves the casbah to find her essentially giving himself up i understand the irony of the final few scenes of course as pepe leaves the freedom of his prison the casbah only to find real freedom in his capture because he s shot and killed by the police i just found it impossible to believe that someone like le moko would fall into such a trap br br this is worth watching for boyer and to a lesser extent calleia but the story is disappointing and inconsistent ,0
this film though ostensibly a comedy is deadly serious its subject is imperialism with a capital i how britain foolishly humiliatingly tries to convince itself that it s still a great power after world war ii at home the empire is run by amiable dolts benevolent tories who are so in bred that they can t distinguish close relatives the offices of government consist of long forgotten archives a dig at orwellian paranoia inhabited by indolent rats and ante rooms wherein lounge bored synacures reading popular novels br br abroad britain clings to the old pomp but pomp out of context looks threadbare and silly especially when its embodied in bumbling twits carlton browne is an unsentimental picture of decline with none of the lachrymose rot that marred the supposedly anti imperialist jewel in the crown br br the film is also about the cold war bravely admitting that it s a dangerous farce whose participants deserve mockery and contempt not fear and respect it s about how colonialism characterised more by neglect than tyranny destroys the colonies it deserts robbing them of amenities power and most importantly self respect leaving them vulnerable to the machinations of dangerous cowboys br br it s the seriousness of course that kills it that s not to say that weighty subjects can t be treated in comedy the miracle of morgan s creek dr strangelove and the life of brian have all proved that indeed one might suggest that serious themes should only be treated by comedy it allows for a clearer eyed view br br the problem with carlton browne is that every situation must have a significance beyond the merely comic so that it becomes weighed down and unfunny in the three films mentioned above much of the comedy arises from character reaction to an extreme situation not the extreme situation itself here the script is too poor to sustain rich comic characterisations and some of the greatest comedy talent ever assembled peter sellers terry thomas raymond huntley and john le mesurier are criminally wasted br br terry thomas sublime so often shows that he couldn t handle lead parts and that he needed to play sneering arrogant bounders not brainless toffs the music is made to carry much of the comedy but its heavy irony only draws attention to the lack of hilarity on screen to be fair unlike the majority of british comedies of the period which were stagy and underproduced the boultings often try to make their points through film itself by montage and composition only huntley manages to raise genuine laughs and that s by essaying a character he could have played in his sleep br br none of the boultings farces have dated well they re never thought through enough although carlton browne revels in the decline of the empire it also seems to be anti democratic and militaristic i m sure this wasn t intended but these blunders are bound to happen if you allow worthy intentions to take precedence over comic intelligence and film form ,0
 some spoilers as if you wouldn t know how it ll end br br my expectations for hollow man were high a very good commercial a director like paul verhoeven and actors like kevin bacon and elisabeth shue plus a very interesting theme invisibility every premise for a great movie was accomplished unfortunately these things didn t matter at all the movie was very very week without suspense and awfully predictable br br it s all about a bunch of scientists who discovered invisibility after the tests on animals succeeded kevin bacon decides to test it on himself once he s invisible he changes completely realizing the advantages of not being seen from this to murder there s a very thin line br br hollow man is an ill movie it suffers of the disease that many new movies have the special effects from a challenging theme that could have lead the producers to a great tensed psychological thriller verhoeven ruins everything focusing only on special effects without giving a damn about the real value of the movie i must admit the fx are awesome probably the best i have seen since matrix but that s not enough to make a movie good actually that s the problem with the movies today just like verhoeven most directors care only about spectacular scenes and nothing more the exceptions are very few and probably the matrix is the only movie that combines perfectly fabulous special effects and great plot br br after starship troopers verhoeven disappoints again in stead of a great film hm is cr p there are only reasons why you could watch this movie the special effects the joke with superman and wonder woman i won t spoil this moment for you br br okay so what went wrong with the movie everything let s see what i can remember br br it s not tensed at all it should ve been but it s not br br it s too predictable you know from the beginning who will die and who will live br br in stead of focusing on the psychological part verhoeven cares only about the effects br br very many cliches br br of course the bad guy wakes up a few times before dying br br just like in every low quality horror the first rule is to let the characters separate as much as possible every time there is somebody alone in the lab perfect victim for bacon br br some holes in the plot example at the beginning bacon has to scan his finger to enter the lab after he s invisible how can he do that br br the ending absolutely horrible br br after shue hits bacon in the head bacon falls down to the ground then shue and brolin leave quietly and slowly without looking back is that normal then bacon gets up attacks them they kill him again and then shue screams i heard an explosion happened minutes ago and they suddenly run inside didn t she hear that explosion some time before br br there s a scene in which you can see the microphones hanging above the actors come on mr verhoeven i expected much more from you br br so that s about hollow man what was supposed to be a great movie turned into a scam br br vote out of for the special effects ,0
lush cinematography beautifully written and edited john boorman s beyond rangoon is a must see for anyone interested in world politics and the arc of personal transformation it interweaves a personal and political tale that continues to haunt me popping up in my mind s eye with frequency the story line is gripping and the inner and outer journeys are paralleled carefully and delicately both cinematically and in the story line i ve watched this film at least six times and it really holds up to scrutiny it is particularly relevant today given world events check it out you won t regret it btw netflix does not yet carry it but you can request that they do ,1
this movie was the biggest piece of garbage i ve seen in a long time br br it s marketed as as sci fi when in fact it s nothing more than a christian recruiting tool br br it tells you quite a bit about the state of the christian church when they have to resort to deception just to get you to listen to their sales pitch but then again what do you expect from an organization that would go through such great lengths to help protect such an enormous amount of child molesters in their organization br br religion is full of nothing but sexual deviants hypocrites and war mongers let s not forget our bumbling former president actually came out and said that god told him to invade iraq and nobody questioned if he was hearing voices or seeing things br br anyway going of the subject here no this movie has nothing to do with ufos whatsoever it s nothing more than a religious production ,0
 thriller remains the greatest of the pop music promos to have a plot great visuals and a tip top song to wrap the film around michael jackson was at the top of the tree at this time and not so altered in his plastic surgery regime for it to matter here he is in good form the song is terrific he leads the zombies in dance like no other br br ola ray plays the girl who watches with incredulity as her sweet boyfriend jackson natch turns into a werewolf then to the pulsing rhythms of the opening line it s close to midnight he stomps around the graveyard with the other zombies and creatures of the night br br the crowning glory of all this is the fruity voice of the great horror star vincent price speaking in the middle of the record terrific ,1
jean paget joe harman and noel strachan all are unlikely heroes and survivors petite but strong jean whose strength and resolve help save lives marching hundreds of miles and with calm self discipline and persuasive powers joe harman oh my word who took risks for jean and the other prisoners only to suffer the worst pain imaginable and noel strahan who trusted jean regardless of the odds her good humor and hardiness inspire everyone around her and those with the courage to go in with her are rewarded the beautiful scenery and musical score adds to the adventure despite the length it was never boring to me these ordinary people did extraordinary things and it is based on a true story someone borrowed my vhs a few years ago and i never saw it or them again learned my lesson mates and will buy another copy when it can be found it s a shame the miniseries is not on dvd ,1
crap i accidentally watched this film thinking that it was the swimming upstream that was released in i seriously regret wasting an hour of my life sitting through it shame on whoever gave this junk an award i thoroughly loathed this film in fact i didn t see it through to the end after an hour i could no longer stand it i am disgusted that people are amused by such a lousy script which tries and fails to rip off a dozen other human interest stories and such ba ad acting painful i rate it star out of an amateur could make a much much greater movie ,0
i m seeing a pattern here if you see a movie on mystery science theater chances are if you go to imdb com there will be hordes of lovers of the film yet it was picked to be on that tv show because it was sooo bad i m sorry but i read a lot about rocketship x m as being some landmark sci fi film that stressed realism well if that is the case i could write for several paragraphs about how even with s knowledge this movie is utterly flawed gravity might be the first obvious observation or as mstk did as a skit selective gravity also what about when they are plunging to their death and they are just standing there looking out of the window um would nt the ship being upside down effect that scene i would like to think that they started with good intentions and that it ran over budget or something but i think this movie was just plain cheese as in the from under type just compare this to when worlds collide which was released in to see the true place where this movie ranks there s no comparison the movie gets a or maybe on its own its not even funny to watch on its own it gets about a or as a mstk episode as there is no action or much to make fun of just bad bad bad oh did i mention it s bad ,0
i really don t see how anyone could enjoy this movie i don t think i ve ever seen a movie half as boring as this self indulgent piece of junk it probably would have been better if the director hadn t spent most of the movie showcasing his own art work which really isn t that noteworthy another thing i didn t really like is when a character got punched in the face a gallon of blood would spew forth soon after i don t know how folks bleed over there in japan but i hope they have plenty of blood donors ,0
as is the case with many films of this ilk my non catholicism got in the way of my understanding it the church has this mass of rules which have been put together over centuries we have a short time to learn them and have to accept them at face value then throw in some bad guys getting revenge for a long distant act against them working under these rules and attempting to circumvent them and you have this book and movie i found myself thinking that s pretty cool why did they do that there s this casual thing in the robert langdon character where no matter what the issue he seems to always make the right first move i suppose it s like watching csi where they solve incredibly complex cases in a matter of days they know the lay of the land in this film there is so much land and so little time to really understand everything that is going on but if you create robert langdon you need to set him to work that s ok because heroic nerds like him have been saving the day forever i thought the film was fun i thought the da vinci code was fun too interesting and not as bad as people seemed to think this is a marvel to look at and never stops for a second ,1
a friend lent me this dvd which he got from the director at a festival i think i went in warned that some of the technical aspects of the movie were a bit shaky and that the writing was good but not great so maybe that colored my judgment but i have to admit that i liked this movie br br the standouts where the actors youssef kerkor was really good as ernie the main character kind of pathetic in a likable way adam jones who also directed and justin lane were excellent as the roommates who drive ernie mad the bill character justin lane who spends a lot of the film dressed like a panda was by far my favorite he seemed the least one dimensional and reminded me of an old college roommate so much i called the guy after watching the dvd really kind of lovable and very funny some of the other acting was good some was so so but none of it was bad i also really liked the vigilante duo ridiculous and funny br br i m giving this one high marks even though it has some issues because you can tell when you watch it that these people cared and decided to make their movie their way well done to adam jones and crew ,1
indeed cynthia watros is in this movie as elizabeth talking to desmond though i m just wondering how she ended up as a rehab patient where hurley is also in there trying to reduce his weight as seen from the previous episodes br br anyway this last episode is really suspended the ending is not so understandable i think the writer did expect the audience that there is a season coming br br i just hope the next season will give light to more unclear hanging events that were happened br br just can t wait further for season ,1
this is not an entirely bad movie the plot new house built next door seems to be haunted is not bad the mood is creepy enough and the acting is okay the big problem i had is that being familiar with lara flynn boyle from twin peaks and other shows i couldn t get over how different she looks with her apparently new big lips i kept staring at them they look so out of place on her face they make her look completely different and not better br br mark paul gosselaar the actor who plays kim the architect who designs and pours his heart and soul into the house does a fine job and lara as col is also quite good but those lips as the owner of the house next door her husband walker colin ferguson is appropriately wooden the various characters who live in the house were also fine i particularly liked pie charlotte sullivan and her husband buddy stephen amell the first people to move into the house the attempt to involve us in the overall neighborhood vibe fails unfortunately as the other neighbors are not particularly likable br br for some reason the director was unable to make the haunted house particularly ominous other movies such as amityville horror the legend of hell house manage to achieve that spooky feel but it just doesn t happen here the closest is when col paints a depiction of the house br br another thing that didn t work for me is the plot twist that occurs with kim the architect initially he appears to be a victim of the house like the others it has sucked him dry of inspiration but later he seems to have joined forces with it in evil br br overall not a bad movie for horror fans if you can take your eyes off those big lips ,0
let me start by saying that there s really no reason to watch this movie i only sat through it because i was trying to kill some time before going to work br br basically it s your typical sophomoric comedy aimed at the teenage set there s nothing remarkable about it other than the complete ridiculousness of the story not to mention that there are plot holes big enough to sail a carnival cruise liner through obviously this isn t supposed to be a realistic movie it s supposed to be funny sadly it mostly fails on that count as well i must admit that i laughed a few times but mainly in a holy sh t i can t believe how stupid this is kind of way br br if you never see this movie you re not missing a thing ,0
many movies try to take universal themes and make a comedy but few will rise to the occasion like checking out the movie is brilliant the dialogue is well written and true to form the acting is absolutely prima peter falk has given a truly great performance as an actor as an actor he is able to carry the cast to greatness another great performance is given by laura san giacomo she is such an intriguing actress her performances take one by surprise she delivers no matter what role she is asked to give from wacko in stephen king s the stand to her television performances however checking out allows her to shine it is a role she is meant to play the film is brilliantly directed by jeff hare he was able to bring out the best in his cast and his direction in every aspect made the film a wonderful treasure jeff hare was able to make a difficult theme laughable and yet profound he gives us an up close and personal look at why indie films need to be made the directors knowledge of his cast and script are extended to the finished film the results are superb br br hopefully it will be made available to large audiences because this is one you won t want to miss it has the potential of being the sleeper hit of in the fashion of my big fat greek wedding ,1
this has got to be one of absolute worst movies i ve ever seen in my life the writing and acting are just pathetic it ranks right up there with uncle sam on the all time worst movies ever made however when i see crap like this able to make it to video it really inspires me to pursue my wild dreams of making films because i know i could do a better job than what the makers of killers did ,0
otto preminger completing a noir cycle at twentieth century fox reunited his laura leads for this stark gritty detective drama dana andrews again portrays a cop but this time he s hardened cynical and has been accused of police brutality by his superior you don t hate hoods you liked to beat them up mark dixon andrews despises criminals as his own father was a crook he doesn t want to be sandy dixon s kid so he became a policeman but his methods are harsh and hated br br one night investigating a murder he unknowingly punches a suspect ken paine craig stevens so hard that it kills him a shaken dixon does his best to cover it up intending to frame a hated thug scalise gary merrill for the crime however the blame falls on paine s father in law jiggs taylor tom tully whose daughter department store model morgan taylor tierney is estranged from her husband but keeps getting drawn into his gambling schemes paine had slapped his wife enraging her father who did show up at his son in law s apartment but not until dixon had departed with the body with no better suspects jiggs is arrested and charged br br riddled with guilt mark falls for morgan and offers money for an attorney he decides to take on scalise anyway but leaves a letter to be given to the department in the event of his death confessing everything in the end he cannot live with the knowledge with what he has done and he permits the letter to be read by his superior and by morgan despite all the tragic circumstances morgan professes her love for mark and will wait for him br br it was great to find this film on dvd after so many years of televised obscurity eddie mueller a film noir historian provides the commentary and does a good job but i find his assertion that audiences wouldn t have caught the significance of the casting of the two leads since laura had been made six years earlier in that respect he is mistaken because they had appeared in the iron curtain two years prior to wtse and the film was a box office success br br andrews and tierney were fabulous together and ruth donnelly is tremendous comic relief as restaurant owner martha fanning the flames between the detective and the dame br br the night cityscapes give the film an air of menace gary merrill is great as the low life scalise who had a criminal past with dixon s dad your father liked me he taunts mark karl malden and a young neville brand are terrific also and tom tully is just touching and funny as morgan s unjustly accused pop br br a watchable film noir with a fantastic cast ,1
in the u s very few films have been made about rome that were not set in the time of julius caesar or shortly thereafter hollywood s sword and sandal epics mostly have a christian theme which makes it difficult to get into earlier roman history spartacus was probably the first exception to this rule and encountered some resistance in hollywood because it did not have jesus in it br br it s interesting to see at least one picture that not only takes place before the time of caesar and christ but is set when rome was only one city among many on the italian peninsula and had just ousted the hated king tarquin and formed the republic br br however this is not a historical film it s peplum and while the production values aren t rock bottom the acting and characterizations are cardboard i can only imagine what the dialogue was like in italian but with wooden english dubbing it s very campy i got a few good laughs out of it at first br br i haven t seen many films of this genre having missed most of the hercules movies of the s it s amusing up to a point but as the film goes on it gets somewhat boring br br one thing s for sure if i d seen this movie when i was ten years old i would have loved it at that age i went for anything with romans and swordfights in it so at least this flick brought back some childhood memories ,0
pretty funny stuff charlie was still working towards his peak when he made this rather daring short about soldiers in the trenches of world war one daring because after all the war was still going on and this was a comedy about a serious business br br the gags are amusing without being either hilarious or tear jerking one successful scene follows another as chaplin and his comrades try to sleep in a bunker that is knee deep in water that s where we got the term trench foot from probably the most ludicrous episode has chaplin disguised as a tree and foiling any number of german soldiers as they try to execute an allied soldier caught behind the lines edna purviance chaplin s main squeeze at the time is a woman who cooperates with the americans and is saved from execution too br br chaplin would go on to do funnier and more ambitious things but this is better than most of his shorts during this early period ,1
it doesn t take balls to make fun of retarded people having to listen to mencia insist that he is brave to make retard jokes is intolerable also it doesn t take balls to bite off of the chapelle show the racial game shows the racial olympics it seems like a lot of the skits are merely reworked chapelle show skits that are just way less funny br br but the most irksome thing in the show is his insistence that he is just marching to the beat of his own drum when he is actually marching to the beat of many over worked over done drums that have been drummed many times br br i hate this show i hate that it presents itself as a voice for latin america br br and no carlos i am not trying to censore you if people like it then keep it on but i personally think that it s a bad show ,0
a very intelligent and exciting thriller that doesn t rely on action but on situation which is all to rare these days i would compare this film to the day of the jackal another film about the pursuit of a dangerous international criminal the acting across the board is superlative aidan quinn has a tricky double role as the vicious terrorist carlos and as the navy man who impersonates him donald sutherland plays the amoral cia agent who hires him ben kingsley plays the israeli officer who assists in the plan this is a very tense and effective film and it s remarkable considering just how little action there is in it the first half of the film is all set up as the navy man prepares to impersonate carlos the second half is a breathless actioner the action coming out of the characters and their situations thus making it all the more gripping a really tight film that shouldn t be overlooked ,1
i did not like chandni bar from the same director br br i did not watch his other movies they came and went br br but page is nicely made seems real like satya from rgv did br br the mental sickness of the so called high society is the summary of the movie in the midst of all the sickness its difficult to lead a normal life which the protagonist konkana sen does serious movie not to be watched with children or expecting wives page of newspapers is the usual place for reporting the activities going on in the parties of the rich and elite who indulge in much more filth then what is reported how this page is also a business prospect is shown in the movie event management firms get paid to arrange parties and make a rich but not famous people famous overnight by clicking photographs with the celebrities invited to the party br br the western culture has crept into the high society of mumabi quite deeply the movie shows it boldly no holds barred br br madhur bhandarkar starts a new journey from here ,1
this movie blew me away if you can see only one of the animated bug movies this year see this one instead of antz the plot characters and jokes are better in a bugs life also when you go stay in your seat until the end of the credits it s the best part of the movie rating ,1
a deplorable social condition triggers off the catastrophe an impoverished giovanna has ended up in the gutter but still has an ace up her sleeve beauty and youth bragana a fat bellied gas station tenant who has been getting on in years picks her up from the street and offers her bed and home together with his clumsy affection but the physical contact that giovanna is now exposed to only gives her feelings of disgust and consequently she does not see a benefactor in him but a tormentor whom she has to get rid of br br the arrival of gino a young migrant worker finally provides her the longed for opportunity and you don t have to ask her twice at the very first encounter she gives him the feeling of being physically desired and a little later she lets him seduce her without offering any resistance br br the developping partnership has to submit to the strict rules drawn up by giovanna though gino s yearning for freedom is suppressed his desire to leave the place with giovanna and start a new life far away from the fatso is pushed aside giovanna aims at another goal to get bragana killed to inherit and in addition to that to collect the insurance premium in her hands gino degenerates into a self sacrificing tool being completely at the mercy of this woman he turns into a cold blooded killer br br but in contrast to giovanna he questions the committed crime on a moral level the very taking over of bragana s place which includes the sleeping in the bed of a dead man causes a deep loathing of himself and later after he has found out about the forthcoming payment of the insurance money and seems to see through giovanna s cunningly devised plan he also executes a physical separation from his lover and finds comfort in the arms of a prostitute br br if visconti s film ended at this point it could easily be classified as a condemnatory portrait of a cool calculating and unscrupulous woman with a slight touch of social criticism but then the last sequences make this carefully built construct of ideas collapse at last giovanna feels remorseful about what she has done and by the uncompromising revelation of her innermost feelings she succeeds in inflaming anew gino s love her violent death by an absurd road accident then does not only leave him helpless at the mercy of an arbitrary fate it also affects us while we realize that none of the acting characters is to be made responsible for their disaster the culprit is just the state of a society that determines the way of the individual unalterably right from the start br br ,1
let me say that i love adam sandler watching reign over me i was paying close attention to his acting br br when he raises his voice i cant help but think of happy gilmore yelling at a golf ball then i snap back as adam sandler sucks me in br br reign over me is a great film a film that comes off slow at first with you expecting emotion in every scene br br don cheadle always does a great job and is no exception here with some truly great lines and is worthy of an oscar in any movie he does br br adam sandler was amazing in so many ways not only was this his most dramatic best acted film of his career but i can recall laughing out loud at many parts of this film br br the supporting cast was great also with saffron burroughs and jada pinkett smith br br i would highly recommend this movie its got tremendous acting beautiful shots of nyc great comedy great drama and a new found respect for adam sandler if you ever doubted him or a reassurance at how great don cheadle is,1
i can t believe i watched this expecting more it starts out ok this movie pushes the limits of reality way to far at least the first one was somewhat realistic it rips off the first movie and even mentions the joshua project anyone who knows anything about computers will hate this movie it does have one good message in it though watch out for big brother the movie just makes it seem like big brother is way bigger than he actually is in reality that was very aggravating even the make up on the actors was completely bad some of the acting is pretty good some of the acting is really bad though the script was ok at some points and completely messed up at other parts this movie plays on convenience about every five minutes like i said i can t believe i watched it expecting more i think i am gonna pop in the original to get back to earth q,0
i wanted to love this film so badly i really did but it was a horrible disappointment br br i read jennifer egan s novel in and was enthralled by the story in fact it remains one of my favorite books of all time mind you the book had much more depth than this movie in plot and emotional resonance it made you care about the characters it painted a complete picture of phoebe unlike the utterly poor characterization of the young girl in the film br br though beautiful and showing some promise in her burgeoning career jordana brewster was as flat and hollow in this performance as was the script and christopher eccleston wolf was just an awful choice for the role of wolf both physically and logistically what an awkward looking couple wolf should have been more of a dark brooding character and more physically alluring like he was in the book what s more the chemistry between the two actors was painfully forced br br cameron diaz however deserves utmost praise for her performance she took an impossibly mediocre script and gave her character life a real spirit she is simply gorgeous and her careful mannerisms make her very believable as a hippie it s too bad her talent was squandered on this forgettable film br br in the book to movie category this is a dreadful translation almost as bad as message in a bottle with kevin costner but don t get me started on that one br br i am not usually so harsh in my critiques but i was so disappointed here because i really cared about the story and wanted to see it told right it did not deliver br br ,0
jude law gives keanu reeves a run for his money as the most wooden actor around renee z s character is straight out of the beverly hillbillies and the two leads have about as much chemistry as darth vader and queen amedala the bad guys are the worst kind of cliche and there s not a subtle moment in the film incredible that some critics actually liked this movie ,0
some guys think that sniper is not good because of the action part of it was not good enough well if you regard it as an action movie this view point could be quite true as the action part of this movive is not actually exciting however i think this is a psychological drama rather than an action one br br the movie mainly told us about the inside of two snipers who definitely had different personalities and different experiences tomas beccket who was a veteran and had confirmed kills looked as if he was cold hearted however after beccket showed his day dream of montana we can clearly see his softness inside it was the cruel war and his partners sacrifice that made beccket become so called cold hearted br br millar on the contrary was a new comer a green hand and was even not qualified as a sniper billy zane did quite well to show millar s hesitation and fear when he first tried to put a bullet through one s heart as what beccket said what he thought about the actuall suicide mission was that it could be easily accomplished and then he could safely get back and receive the award br br these two guys were quite different in their personalities and i think that the movie had successfully showed the difference and the impact they had to each other due to the difference in their personalities these two snipers quarreled suspected each other and finally come to an understanding by the communication and by what they had done to help even to save the other br br sniper isn t a good action movie but a good psychological one ,1
i saw bits and pieces of this on tv once and when a friend recommended it i began looking for it even though it seemed no place nearby had it i finally got a hold of it in an antique store and couldn t wait to watch it oh that i had seen it a couple years earlier and could ve really enjoyed it i was surprised that this movie was only or so minutes long and i think this is what made the plot and story so lacking the plot really does sound like a good one both on the trailer and the movie comments a teenager angus jesse bradford and his newfound stray lab yellow are marooned on an island during a storm on a boat trip with his father bruce davison together they manage to survive the wilderness and wait to be found and rescued still what is never mentioned is that everything is shortened and the events of the plot are very rushed there is a possible love interest between angus and sara but they re never shown together for more than a moment yellow is a mischievous dog the parents are reluctant to keep but in a few days he seems to be appreciated enough to join a boat trip the scene of the mother mimi rogers mentioning vaguely what death is like to the younger boy joel palmer doesn t go anywhere in no time we learn that days have been spent on the island then suddenly it s then of all the animals a castaway could be exposed to in the wild only kind a wolf attacks them why couldn t something else have been a problem instead of having the same type of animal maybe even the same one strike twice there are few views of how angus prepares food except when he discovers fruit and roots and when he roasts a trapped rat if he knows so much about survival skills why weren t more scenes with it shown the one thing that made me blank was why the dog didn t have much part alone when he is rescued and the dog is left behind on the island there is no scene showing how he survives without a human s help i wished i was more open to this when watching it but i did enjoy some of this the acting was good and the score was enjoyable though i found myself wondering why the father looked so much older than his family and why he and the main search and rescue conductor share names this is a good movie for kids but though the protagonist is nobody over would be interested with this ,0
this animated feature a co production between ireland belgium and france deals with what is surely one of the oddest subject ever for a movie the creation in the th century of a famous illuminated manuscript the book of kells in this fantastic retelling of that story a prepubescent boy named brendan living in a monastery ruled by his uncle a stern abbot who is worried preparing the defenses of the abbey from the impending attack by the feared vikings must get into the forbidding surrounding forest to find the materials that a master illuminator named aidan needs to finish the book to do that task in the forest he unexpectedly finds the help of a friendly fairy named aisling gorgeously and delicately drawn by hand there is some computer animation in a few key passages in a manner that wants to resemble both medieval and traditional celtic art and with a very creative use of color and all sorts of geometric shapes this film is relentlessly strange but is a good strange not of the off putting variety but of the eye opening sort if one were to nitpick beyond some anachronisms like an african monk in th century ireland – one would have to say that the blend of catholic mysticism with celtic paganism in this movie never really coalesce and the comic relief is sometimes a bit too broad that s why i cannot give them the highest ranking but these are minor problems with an otherwise delightful and superbly imaginative film ,1
this is an astounding film as well as showing actual footage of key events in the failed coup to oust chavez we are given the background picture which describes a class divided society many of the rich it appears have a choice with the people s democratic choice and are willing to use the military for regime change be careful what you say in front of your servants is a revealing comment the head of the country s biggest oil company appoints himself as the new president with us backing and these young irish film makers have it all on camera a great film to educate young people about democracy we see transparent documentation of how media can be manipulated and force used in the interests of big business against the interests of the democratic wishes of the people riveting stuff ,1
this movie is such cheesy goodness br br a bunch of people trapped in an abandoned school they start getting killed off they know they are being stalked so what do they do one girl decides to take a bath another decides to cheat on her husband who is also there with an old boyfriend so they somehow find a bed in an old abandoned school and go at it br br and it comes through with the gore and the t a br br and it s also interesting from a historical sociological point of view where the usual s slasher is a reflection of how we view ourselves or how adults view young people or as hollywood views the rest of the country this has a unique perspective this is a brit film made to be an american slasher it s hilarious to see how often the british actors who are trying to speak american unintentionally slip back in to their uk accents br br if you like cheesy s slashers like pieces then you will like this one ,1
 home alone is the first of the home alone movies not to feature culkin in the main role and the same villains however the plot is very similar to the original home alone film instead of two comical villains we get three or four of them this film involves some traps but it also has a long scene with a remote control car the slapstick humour is consistent as well but the young boy and the villains really fail to make an impact in this film no pun intended this film offers nothing new or different than the previous films did and there really is not the warm holiday feeling or subplots that the other two films had it s more of a pure comedy but it did not succeed in making me laugh as the characters really did not do it for me i would not recommend this film it s pretty boring if you are seeking a good holiday family film with comedy then watch the original home alone movie ,0
this movie sounded like it might be entertaining and interesting from its description but to me it was a bit of a let down very slow and hard to follow and see what was happening it was as if the filmmaker took individual pieces of film and threw them in the air and had them spliced together whichever way they landed definitely not in sequential order also nothing of any consequence was being filmed i have viewed quite a few different korean films and have noticed that a good portion are well made and require some thinking on the viewer s part which is different from the typical hollywood film but this one befuddled me to no end i viewed the film a second and third time and it still didn t do anything for me i still don t really understand what the filmmaker was trying to convey if it was to just show a typical mundane portion of a person s life i guess he succeeded but i was looking for more needless to say i can t recommend this movie to anyone ,0
having only seen five episodes of the show before this i ve been watching the repeats on bbc two i haven t really had much experience of the league but as a fledgling fan as well as a massive fan of british comedy i can say this film is hilarious seeing herr lipp who i had not seen on screen before the film briss and geoff on the big screen was a great comedy experience being on screen is something that the league take full advantage of with heads blowing up it ll come as a surprise who it is and gruesome murders with random middle ages style battles all the way br br geoff is easily the funniest character of the three protagonists in this film because he has the best one liners and overall behaviour just like in the series one of my only disappointments with the film was not hearing geoff shout well now i ve got this gun even once even though there is a build up to it in one part of the film the film itself overall is to use the phrase everyone else does pythonesque and it s very reminiscent of films like life of brian appearances from tubbs and edward were welcome but papa lazarou s line hello daves cracked me up more than anything said by them lazarou s probably my favourite vasey character after tubbs and edward it s got quite a poignant ending with one of the main character being killed off and i can only hope this is not the league s last on screen vasey venture with gatiss mentioning the possibility of another series or film i m now very excited this is a film i will see again partly because the projector died towards the end leaving out minutes or so of the film but mainly because it s inventive and hilarious i m not really bothered if it s not as good as the tv series because i loved it br br one thing though if you ve never seen the league you ll still love it but dave knows what you ll think about the people who make this stuff up as tubbs or edward might put it it s a local film for local people and a precious thing at that br br out of ,1
i had been looking forward to how to lose friends alienate people for months particularly due to the fact that kirsten dunst and simon pegg were starring simon pegg is a comedic genius and kirsten dunst has always been a favorite actress of mine how to lose friends alienate people hit the spot of course not perfect but very enjoyable and funny how to lose friends alienate people follows the life of sidney young a smalltime bumbling british celebrity journalist who is hired by an upscale magazine in new york city in spectacular fashion sidney enters high society and burns bridges with bosses peers and superstars after disrupting one black tie event by allowing a wild pig to run rampant sidney catches the attention of clayton harding editor of sharp and accepts a job with the magazine in new york city clayton warns sidney that he d better impress and charm everyone he can if he wants to succeed instead sidney instantly insults and annoys fellow writer alison olsen kirsten dunst he dares to target the star clients of power publicist eleanor johnson gillian anderson he also upsets his direct boss lawrence maddox danny huston sidney finds creative ways to annoy nearly everyone his saving grace a rising starlet sophie maes megan fox who develops an odd affection for him in time allison s friendship might be the only thing saving sydney from his downward spiraling career the storyline is very interesting and the acting was top notch with what the actors were given simon pegg is still hilarious as ever he makes sydney bumbling obnoxious and annoying as real as it gets but later in time making sydney not just likable but also a real character who you root for in the end kirsten dunst and jeff bridges were brilliant kirsten had some very wonderful acting and hilarious scenes and jeff bridges is just jeff f cking bridges how can you not like him he makes clayton a very humorous character with some wit and overall you just love the guy gillian anderson megan fox and danny huston were great as the supporting cast each had their own personality that were overall pretty unlikable but that s what just made the film work one thing i didn t enjoy was how one dimensional some of the characters were i understand that most were the supporting cast but some of the cast was underused and could ve given the film some more spice to it how to lose friends alienate people will never be on anyone s top films ever or even top comedies ever but it has a very high entertainment level and some scenes may even charm you as well how to lose friends alienate people is definitely one of the better romantic comedies of the year ,1
although this movie and i use the term loosely was made in we just watched it tonight for the first time my husband commented that a tommy lee jones movie that we d never heard of made him a little apprehensive i blithely watched anyway certain that if jones was in the movie it must at least be worth two hours of my time after all he has been one of our go to actors for years although heche isn t one of my favorite actresses i was additionally reassured by seeing another well known face the list of accomplished actors actresses continued to grow so i endured more and more of this film certain that if i pushed through enough clichés and trite social statements i would arrive victorious on the other side of the plot alas there was no plot it appeared to be burned by the ever oozing lava of doom br br the characters were paper thin the plot was so chock full of holes that it literally distracted me from most of the special effects and acting in the movie was the fee for a brief consultation with an elementary science teacher too much for this film s budget no acid rain no toxic gasses like sulfur or hydrochloride no deadly ash no skin searing heat just a few feet from the lava wow it s the world s friendliest lava ever br br the events were no better than the characters each incident was so contrived and far fetched it s like the writers said okay we need to get rid of the little girl now and poof she s splashed by a lava bomb which burns her enough that she has to be carried to safety not from the lava but from her own helpless stupor but just moments later in the car she is in no apparent pain and soon after is running effortlessly through the groan building that oh no is about to be blown up after enduring all of this your reward is the line from the little boy at the end about all the people looking the same which has got to be one of the worst movie lines i have ever heard even if it wasn t so painfully scripted it was ridiculous timing for all the characters involved kid and cop aside as if the mother would still be in the area and just needs to be pointed out because she just isn t speaking up what she s hoping to slink off into the shadows and get away from the little brat once and for all i don t think so obviously the child s mother would be missing or dead or yelling her head off to find her toddler br br the token black gangsta tough hoodlum with a secret soft spot versus the chip on his shoulder narrow minded cracker cop with a secret soft spot scene made my eyes bleed even if such pat characters existed they wouldn t behave as the movie portrays them given the circumstances something about imminent fiery death and massive destruction tends to catch people off guard ya know br br there are too many canned movie moments like these to mention really it s just an embarrassing movie to watch those poor writers where are they now ,0
this three hour chinese epic set in b c may ultimately amount to a familiar theme of an emperor s idealistic dream of peace through unification mutating into corrupted isolation and there s nothing inherently challenging about the film but it s a compelling narrative crammed with intrigue and passion and betrayal and epic events told in vivid strokes even for those not drawn to such historical spectacles for their own sake it s an astonishing feast for the eyes the scene depicting the coup attempt of the marquis is one of the most staggering evocations of physical space and grandeur in memory and the battle scenes are memorable both in their scope and their immediacy the title sums up the film s use of compelling contrasts huge plainland vistas set against intimate horrors the noblest of motives set against the most degraded hope turning to dust if you ve never seen a three hour chinese epic this wouldn t be a bad place to start ,1
i just saw this movie tonight coming into it i thought it would be good because i like natalie portman alot and susan sarandon is a great actor too but it was way better than i could have imagined you come out of the movie feeling great the acting was excellent which is something that can be hard to come by lately natalie portman is destined for great things and me being a college student at nyu think that it is great that she is going to school instead of just being an actor anyways back on subject the movie keeps you interested the entire way through and i definitely think that everyone should go see it i would give more details but i don t want to give away the movie ,1
man oh man i ve been foolishly procrastinating not the right term there s a long list to watch this film and finally had the chance to do so and news are marvellous labyrinthine spectacle br br for any von trier s follower both rigets element of crime dogville dancer in the dark the five obstructions etc europa is probably the differential for its greatness in visual terms everything is beautifully somber and claustrophobic you really get the feeling of being inside this imaginary nightmarish time warp taking from the masters of surreal cinema like bunuel bergman till noir films of the s with acidic drops of avant guard von trier leads the art film scene as the well intended totalitarian movie maker of nowadays his authoritarian way of dealing with very intricate issues without being irrational hits the nerve of the viewer with the intent to cure some of the deepest wounds we feed in our hypocritical world br br as utopian as it seems i do believe people like von trier could help society in many ways in a broader aspect the day films and filmmakers that carry this sort of power are no longer necessary as a tool for reflection perhaps it could be the start of a new era the age of emotional control over our fears this is what he offers to us constantly through his work over and over br br bravo ,1
ok let s get this clear i m really not into sci fi but for some reason i love stargate sg br br jack o neil takes his team sg through a stargate a round device that creates a wormhole it gives you the ability to travel to distant worlds it might sound like your usual sci fi series but it s not the plot is set today not in some distant millennium like many other sci fi series i find that great it gives you things happenings and such you can relate to and you can jump into the series at any time without having to learn many new terms and names of all the gadgets they have some of course but thanks to o neil who likes to keep a simple terminology there s not many br br the series has a nice blending of action humor and drama if you enjoy loads of special effects you re not going to find it here they don t use many bad ones but a limited amount of well made special effects ,1
 aka blood castle or scream of the demon br br spoiler br br this was a drive in feature co billed with the velvet vampire a spanish italian co production where a series of women in a village are being murdered around the same time a local count named yanos dalmar is seen on horseback riding off with his man eating dog behind him br br the townsfolk already suspect he is the one behind it all and want his castle burned down the murders first began around the time count yanos older brother count igor dalmar was horribly burned and killed in a lab accident br br then a woman ivanna erna schuer that igor hired before his death to assist him in his experiments shows up yanos agrees to hire her in place of his brother and together they seek the formulae for the regeneration of dead cells yanos wants to bring igor s charred corpse back to life br br but of course igor is still alive although horribly burned and stalking and killing the women in the village we see his char broiled face appear at various points in the film so we know he s still alive making the whole thing seem a little bit too obvious br br igor meets another fiery end when he gets into a fight with yanos over ivanna with the burning candles falling on to the same bed that igor stumbles on to meeting yet another final char broiled end br br the retromedia dvd is taken from a vhs source and looks quite grainy and bad other than an even scratchier trailer no other extras are included although it has a nice creepy spanish castle and good atmospherics i found it to be fairly boring and predictable with no excitement or mystery whatsoever br br out of ,0
this appalling film somehow saw the light of day in it looks and sounds as if it had been produced or years earlier and features some of the worst songs ever included in a major motion picture i weep for the parents and children who paid top dollar to see this ,0
this mess is so bad it doesn t even qualify as horror br br debbie rochon s talent is completely wasted in this film she is not even the villain the rest of the actors look like porno wannabes and the plot is so lame i won t even mention it br br do yourself a favor and skip to the end credits to hear upcoming band twomarlowe perform better than sex it s total s disco candy song nice up tempo song about gambleing sex way more entertaining than bleed put it this way when one has the equipment to copy videos but decides only to record the song at the end of movie you have a really bad movie ,0
some plot spoilers ahead br br the nashville network s so called rebirth as the first network for men is a complete disappointment as was its block of adult cartoons the new ren and stimpy was just plain awful gary the rat mediocre at best and stripperella pretty unwatchable this cartoon is mostly boring if ren and stimpy suffered from gross out overkill stripperella lacked any decent shock gags funny witless gags clever gags or gags period the concept is bad to begin with pamela anderson a stripper cum superheroine saves the city from an assortment of goofy supervillains this cartoon seems like an homage to superior wacky superhero spoofs like darkwing duck and the tick but without those cartoons wit and good writing or even good storyboarding agent tries to vacillate between being goofy and sexy but she is neither and this cartoon s failure to make her one or the other brings this series down br br watch your taped episodes of the tick and see what a real superhero spoof cartoon is like ,0
from the brilliant mind that brought us the exorcist and cruising rampage is unfortunately more like the latter it s an overall messy movie that has a major made for tv vibe going for it the whole film pretends to hinge on the question what if the boy next door was a serial killer but instead it winds up being an uninspired courtroom drama and meditation on the the insanity plea and death penalty that makes little sense the movie is very loosely based on the richard trenton chase case culling a few facts here and there to make a fake character and a different outcome one of the main points of the film seems to be that ending the life of a terminally braindead child and ending the life of a murderer are somehow analagous sometimes you just have to choose says the lead character yeah sometimes you have to choose to pull the plug on your tv ,0
 spoilers like some evil tinkers to evers to chance double play combination we have in omen iv the evil seed of the deceased antichrist damien thorn come back terrorizing his parents his schoolmates his neighbors and finally the entire world as a she named delia york asia vieila after being given to a deserving couple the yorks karen gene fay grant michael woods by the catholic church s st francis orphanage br br little delia didn t waste any time making her peasants felt by scratching her mom at a house party later delia almost get killed by a runaway truck only to have herself saved by this devil dog named ryder going to school delia takes care of the local bully by getting the big guy to wet himself in front of all his classmates later when his father threatens the yorks with a law suit she has his head sliced off in a self induced traffic accident delia is someone that you never mess with if you know what s good for you br br meanwhile dalia s dad gene becomes a big man in town on his own or so he thinks by getting elected to the congress as a champion of the clean air and green trees crowd instead of letting the smog and concrete boys take over the neighborhood with his eye now on he white house itself did his bratty and strange daughter delia have anything to do with gene york s sudden good fortune br br it s only later when jo ann hearen is hired as delia s nanny that the truth s comes out about her strange and evil powers jo a new age type realizes that delia is a bit weird after turning all her white crystals black and calls her new age guru noah jim byrnes to come over and check her out noah is so upset by what he sees in delia kirilian color vibrations all black and blue with a little pinch of red that it flips him out so bad that he almost crashed into delia s moms car br br taken on a trip to a psychic festival by jo delia turns the entire event into an inferno setting the place through mental telepathy on fire and heaving everyone there run for cover including poor noah who was at the festival and ended up with his leg broken the and shaken and battered guru was so shook up by the whole experience that he later checked out of the country to become a hermit in the tibetan wilderness br br jo herself is later thrown out with the help of the sweet and cuddly family pet ryder of a second floor window to her death because she knew and talked too much it s when karen is again pregnant that she decides finally to find out the truth about the real parents of delia that s when she and we in the audience come face to face with the truth she s not only the feared antichrist of revelations she s his twin sister her brother the antichrist himself is about to come on the scene as her kid brother the sill unborn alexander york br br three times were more then enough for the antichrist coming back to earth to bring about armageddon the movie going public were already getting a little tired of of him and his evil adventures with a fourth really not necessary since daimen thorn the original antichrist had been dead and buried for years were put through the usual ringer with no one believing that little delia is thee antichrist until it was almost too late to stop her in her deadly rounds of destroying the entire human race the movie as bad as it is is also far too long minutes for a horror flick that could well have told it s story is as little as minutes br br having a private eye earl knight mchael learner and later a former catholic nun sister yvonne megan lehch and now faith healer felichy in the film only to be killed off didn t help the plot either it only prolonged the suffering of those of us watching the movie you could see the surprise ending coming almost as soon as the film omen iv began with the bases being cleared for delia s eventual takeover of the civilized as well as uncivilized world what was a bit of a surprise was delia doing it with a little help from friends ,0
i picked out this dvd out of the cheepo bin at walmart because the cover showed one of the planes i flew during viet nam c k i did not fly for air america but knew being a c pilot i knew a lot who did including those who flew in my reserve unit back home i am not a movie critic but wonder about the subliminal motivation of directors and writers who make movies like this the best part of this movie has to go to the cameraman the flying shots and stunts although totally cartoon like are excellent the movie begins with hollywood s favorite fall guy in but the fact is nixon did not start air america he did not begin the lies johnson was responsible for air america and nixon inherited the lies the war and air america its not fair or accurate to portray nixon as a liar on the subject of air america all president s have inherited the lies of their predecessors nobody smart enough to fly a c was dumb enough to not know what they were joining that makes the downey character unbelievable a c was a rugged airplane it could easily fly on one engine or the two auxiliary jet engines the three stooges shooting a duck with one shot is more likely pilots who flew with air america were civilian employees of the cia they were not reckless soldiers of fortune they had a good reason to behave and believe in a future if they survived their extremely dangerous job they were given double time towards a retirement pension they weren t required to sell dope or guns to get a good pension dope was legal and a way of life in sea as it still is today in afganistan if individual pilots tried to make money on the side it was not cia policy the cia was fighting a war on communism not drugs the writer based his story on war stories pilots love to bs anybody who will buy them a beer and listen the writer and director who had an ax to grind about viet nam and nixon see the movie and remember how it starts it blames nixon for what existed for years remember he didn t become president until jan br br my favorite scene is the landing up hill in the jungle air america pilots put planes in places the aircraft designers never thought possible their were plenty of funny stories that could have been shown instead the director chose to use the oversize rubber scene to show how dumb the cia was this scene shows that the director and writer fell for some pilot bar talk and the joke is on them br br mds fort valley virginia ,0
visitors is a hard hard movie to enjoy it s so slow and leaden in it s pacing that at times i was drifting off during the film this was about am on a hot sunny day i might add not midnight on a cold winter evening so you get an idea of just how slow this movie is br br strange thing is it s not long at minutes it s only ten minutes longer than the average straight to video and it s only fifteen minutes longer than the superior darkwolf that i d quite happily watched the day before it just drags an awful lot enough for you to lose interest br br when it s not mistaking s l o o w development for atmosphere visitors is good enough at action to almost make it excusable how slowly things happen while the flashbacks are both cheap and annoying as a way to round out radha mitchell s boats woman the hauntings aliens whatever are actually quite creepy and effective especially when her suicidal mother turns up and starts groaning in the night full marks for not splurging make up all over the shop too the single person boat is a creepy place and at times the movie uses the full power of the location and the deserted sea to scare the hell out of you br br still though i find it hard to recommend visitors i came out of it not only feeling like i d just watched a hour film not a minute one but also feeling like i d been cheated somehow as while offering many explanations as to the hauntings mind games real ghosts space aliens visitors doesn t pick one for definite all that watching radha mitchell talk to her cat and dominic purcell smoulder for no obvious reason about some unexplained horrific event in the past for nothing say what you like about shyamalan but at least he tells you what happened however crazy stupid you might think it if you don t watch a lot of these movies your fresh perspective will probably improve matters somewhat but i found this slow boring and highly derivative if you want to scare yourself silly there are much better places to do it if you want a clever thriller there are many that are smarter ,0
when this first came out months after the tragedy i didn t want to see it i didn t want to open old wounds i regretted it now i have seen the movie thank god i did it shows you the bravery of all the fdny and nypd i salute you it offered me closure i can now move on with my life ,1
in this film i prefer deacon frost he s so sexy i love his glacial eyes i like stephen dorff and the vampires so i went to see it i hope to see a gothic film with him blade it was very about the future if vampires had been real i would be turned by frost ,1
although i generally do not like remakes believing that remakes are waste of time this film is an exception i didn t actually know so far until reading the previous comment that this was a remake so my opinion is purely about the actual film and not a comparison br br the story and the way it is written is no question it is capote there is no need for more words br br the play of anthony edwards and eric roberts is superb i have seen some movies with them each in one or the other i was certain that they are good actors and in case of eric i always wondered why his sister is the number famous star and not her brother this time this certainty is raised to fact no question his play just as well as the play of mr edwards is clearly the top of all their profession br br i recommend this film to be on your top films to see and keep on your dvd shelves ,1
i have seen this movie this movie is the best according today s need dowry in marriages is the major problem nowadays in stating this problem this movie is the best in this movie the indian values are stated very well today s youth must understand this problem there is less population of girls and due to this problem of dowry the girls committed suicide if this problem continues then the day when there is no girl child is not far away so keep in mind this statement today s youth must understand that we can not take dowry in marriages we have to learn from this movie that the dowry should not be taken and if we understand this problem then we can see the new trend in the society this is the major change in the society ,1
 edge of the city is another movie that owes a lot of credit to on the waterfront from it s nyc locations to its score to the belief that whatever trouble you may be in you can somehow right your wrongs br br edge also deals with ideas like loyalty and racism in my opinion that is where the movie does not succeed like waterfront at minutes the movie rushes through the establishment of relationships and ties everything up so quickly that much of it seems forced and unbelievable br br possible spoilers br br the relationship between sidney poitier and john cassavettes could have been further developed in the beginning i don t believe that these two characters from two very different places would have built such a strong relationship so quickly br br i think that the whole love sub plot with cassavettes could have been eliminated he is so awkward with a woman that it becomes painful to watch the only reason why it is in the movie is so that she can motivate him to do the right thing at the end there are other ways that they could have shown this i would have also liked to see some scenes of axel in the army to illustrate why he is the way he is br br the acting is excellent poitier is terrific in a role that is beautifully written his role as tyler is interesting and multi layered and especially for a man who is confident respected and intelligent cassavettes as axel north while very good does not seem quite right for the part warden is terrific as the boss who knows axel s secret although his fight scene with cassavettes at the end is staged horribly too many break away boxes i thought ruby dee was wonderful in role of poitier s wife br br on the whole edge of the city is a smart movie with a very good cast that tries too hard to be an interesting noir style picture without taking the time to let the drama build br br out of ,1
i m mike sedlak i co wrote the score for this movie and proud of it br br and i love all of the comments some have not gone far enough br br the movie premiered in san francisco in the summer of the theater was packed with friends and family we all clapped br br five days latter it was pulled from all of the screens in the bay area br br if anyone is interested hearing some of scene by scene details which might make the movie even more enjoyable please let me know br br we could start with the shot where gideon blake throws the toilet plunger to distract one of the evil henchmen guarding the radio transmitter on the deck of bud s house br br or how gideon diffused the bomb in the original version br br didn t help it still bombed br br bring it on ,0
i only watched this because it was directed by lucio fulci and featured claudio cassinelli an actor i like i was certainly disappointed br br the idea that condemned prisoners would fight to the death for tv ratings has been overdone with rollerball logan s run blade runner and the new film death race which will certainly suck me in because it stars jason statham br br this was just a bore for the most part the kill bike action was ridiculous the training was a snooze fest it just never grabbed me and made me want to care about anyone including dallas star jared martin or fred williamson br br pick one of the others mentioned and you ll be better off ,0
 wallace gromit in the curse of the were rabbit is the same type of animation and from the same creators of chicken run but the story now is other wallace a inventor who loves cheese and his smart dog gromit who is always helping wallace in his problems are trying to keep the rabbits away from everybody s vegetables since there is in their town an annual giant vegetable competition but when wallace tries an invention he did to make the rabbits avoids vegetable the one who is going to be cursed is him before watching this movie i didn t knew that these two characters already existed and were famous i loved gromit and i think he is one of the coolest dogs i already saw br br aka wallace gromit a batalha dos vegetais brazil,1
sorry not good br br it starts out interesting but looses its way a few minutes into the movie br br it does not help a lot that none of the normally great actors quaid glover ermey leto etc delivers a really good performance br br it might be owed to the fact that i saw a dubbed version german but dennis quaid s character was especially wooden and annoying and danny glover does not really make for a believable villain moreover jared leto s character does not really contribute to the story whatsoever except saving one main character s life at one point but that scene is as necessary as a windshield wiper on a submarine in the first place br br speaking of unnecessary scenes the main complaint is really the tangled and cliché ridden storyline the detective of course has to settle a personal matter with the villain and is of course suspended from his official duties courtesy of his personal entanglement the killer of course wants to be tracked down and plays a cat and mouse game with his opponent for years i don t know how many movies build on a similar plot most of them better however br br the plot has got holes galore and many completely unbelievable and unnecessary scenes that do not contribute to or work well with the storyline at all e g the truck stop scene or the car at the cliff s edge etc br br to top it off the ending tries to be original and exciting but fails completely in these regards we ve seen much better finales with a similar kind of ultimate battle on a train in a forlorn winter landscape setup in the end there is the supposedly moving reunion of parent and child hokey at the least ,0
daniella has some issues brewing under her attractive exterior she starts to lose her mind when she finds out about a distant relative who she resembles that was burned for being a werewolf she goes a bit feral when she beads horny men and slashes out their throats she does eventually find a man that helps contain her inner beast but when others ruin their bliss she extracts her violent and furry revenge br br werewolf woman isn t a very goof film but it does pose as a good crowd film a fun time could be had by harping the bad acting dubbing translation and the just plain cheesiness of the production but on it s own it moves slowly but does have ample nudity to keep you awake barely ,0
i don t normally go out of my way to watch romantic comedy and maybe i will in the future after seeing return to me the plot was simple and no secret after the publicity you don t have to be einstein to guess what will happen after the first minutes what you can do is relax and let the cast take you into a world where the chemistry abounds and the good guys win and you can just laugh and have a good time i love this movie and have the dvd on order ,1
i just had to add my comment to raise the average on this one paul giamatti lets it all hang out in this one and is a hoot he would probably say it was easy but he really does a great job and should have won something for it we ve had the dvd for several years and my kids boy now and girl will watch this one over and over and the humor is adult enough that i don t mind having to hear it in the background and i do run to the tv for the really funny parts simple moral message lots of decent action and slapstick bad grownups acting goofy to take the edge off minimal bad language and minimal potty jokes make it hard to beat for a family standard ,1
robert altman shouldn t make a movie like this but the fact that he did and that it turns out to be a reasonably good and tightly wound thriller in that paperback tradition of grisham thrillers shows a versatility that is commendable in the gingerbread man he actually has to work with something that unfortunately he isn t always very successful at or at least it s not the first thing on his checklist as director plot there s one of those big juicy almost pot boiler plots where a sleazy lawyer gets caught up with a desperate low class woman and then a nefarious figure whom the woman is related with enters their lives in the most staggering ways twists and plot ensues yada yada and it s surprising that altman would really want to take on one of these i saw that coming from back there endings or just a such a semi conventional thriller br br but it s a surprise that pays off because oddly enough altman is able to catch some of that very fine behavior or rather is able to unintentionally coax it out of a very well cast ensemble of a small town georgian environment the film drips with atmosphere if not total superlative craftsmanship sometimes it s good and sometimes just decent for altman as savannah is possibly going to be hit by a big hurricane and the swamp and marshes and rain keep things soaked and muggy and humid so the atmosphere is really potent but so are performances from sometimes hysterical kenneth branaugh embeth davitz as the woman who lawyer branaugh gets caught up with and robert downey jr when is he not good as the private detective in branaugh s employ did i neglect robert duvall who in just five minutes of screen time makes such an indelible impression to hang the bad vibes of the picture on br br as said some of the plot is a little weak or just kind of standard lawyer is divorced bitter custody battle looms innocent and goofy kids but at the same time i think altman saw something captivating in the material something darker than some of the other grisham works that has this standing out somehow if it s not entirely masterful it still works on its limited terms as a what will happen next mystery southern noir ,1
 blade would be an extremely above average comic book vampire hunter action horror if it weren t for two minor flaws i loved seeing the all but invincible blade snipes do his slicing and dicing but the whole yes fist punch was literally a letdown bad no make that horrible cgi – even for standards this is mainly in the last third but some sprinkled throughout okay despite those minor infractions i really enjoyed this movie all actors did a suburb job and the fact that this now looks like yet another matrix rip off is hilarious considering this came out one year prior so maybe the matrix copied blade at any rate it s a very movie for multiple genre loving audiences comic book geeks action fanatics and horror vampire lovers so we have blade half man half vampire or day walker and his accomplish whisler a la batman and alfred battling the undead who apparently almost out number humans who knew in a rare act of humanity blade s more of an antihero our sword ninja vamp rescues a newly infected coincidentally blood specialist doctor meanwhile trouble brews amongst the vampires as one wants you guessed it supreme power and needs blade somehow to obtain it it s not the most original concept if you read what i just wrote but still highly enjoyable you will want to see blade succeed you will root for him despite his imperfections and mannerisms and you will know what s coming as this is the typical act of a comic book introduction movie still watch this without trying to go too deep such as vampire spf suntan lotion really what about the scalp wouldn t that still burn just like the money they burn for weapons uh okay i am going too deep once again sit back and enjoy the techno charged fun ride ,1
let s get the flaw out of the way right off the top the movie should have been much longer ray charles was a brilliant fascinating man who lead a complex challenging life there was simply no way to fit it all or even touch on it all in a standard length movie given that the makers of this film did an admirable and i m sure quite agonizing job of putting together a film that could not tell the whole story yet managed to set forth a representative sampling of the man and his music ray charles strengths were evident throughout the film and his weaknesses were neither amplified nor sugar coated we could have wished for another hour chronicling his life after but i suppose that would have tended to turn the film into an homage and while it would have also allowed for the resolution of several things that were left hanging at the end on balance i guess it was better as presented br br now for the big question what are the criteria for an oscar the wife and i have seen untold numbers of films in our years but we immediately agreed that we have never seen a performance the equal of jamie foxx s the line between actor and character was not blurred but rather it disappeared completely we had heard much of the hype before seeing the movie but this was uncanny foxx was ray charles you didn t watch the movie with the feeling that you were watching foxx do an outstanding job of portraying ray charles you watched it somehow believing or understanding that you were watching ray charles himself i don t know how else to put it we were completely blown away i ll admit that we haven t seen all of the other performances up for an oscar this year but that really doesn t matter foxx took this to a whole nuther level one which we ve never witnessed before and doubt that we may ever see again i can think of no other movie i ve ever seen in which a person playing a part so completely and convincingly became the person portrayed we salute you mr foxx we understand that the awarding of an oscar has to do with much more than the performance but whether or not you win we want you to know that you have done something that is in a class absolutely by itself and you should take enormous pride in your unparalleled achievement br br p s the music was naturally great i remarked to the wife that if there is one moment in the history of music to which i wish i could have been witness it would have been the genesis in kansas city wasn t it of what d i say the film did a wonderful job with it just wish i could ve been there ,1
this movie is a great movie however it is as most movie highly predictable the greatest highlight of the movie of course is the star character amanda bynes who is absolutely gorgeous and hilarious she is one of very few people in this world who can use all muscles in her face to make the most strangest and gut busting faces ever made it s good for the kids and contains upper male nudity and suggestive nudity towards the end all in all they did a good job updating an old classic and deserves to rest on the movie stand along with o and things i hate about you the other actors also do a swell job in many of their first time debuts ,1
what i wouldn t do to give this film a re write extra disappointing due to the great beginning solo dios sabe degenerates into a mess of superstitious bull after the halfway point and ends on a note so ludicrous soppy and melodramatic i couldn t believe i was watching the same movie i started with the film had numerous elements in its favor such as chemistry between diego luna and alice braga so palpable i thought the screen would start sparking a great soundtrack and beautiful locations instead of ending with the heavy handed religious mumbo jumbo the film should have kept the focus on being a frothy road movie with maybe some undertones about fate and superstition vs logic peppered through i understand the director s entire intent with the film was to make it about religion but the fact is that it just didn t work and he threw away so much great stuff from the beginning by doing so ,0
the coen brothers have truly outdone themselves in this wonderful saga of three escaped convicts though it is based on the odyssey the ancient work of homer you do not have to have read the odyssey to be able to follow the story the brothers coen have woven a tapestry of celluloid and aural delights the soundtrack is intrinsic to the film indeed it is as though the soundtrack is the product and the film is wrapping paper each character is wonderfully exploited and harkens back to the days of old when films were rich with character actors whose very appearance in the film adds richness texture and authenticity george clooney is magnificent as the grease haired everett ulysses mcgill a honest con on the run whose pompous linguistics and vocabulary are comical and endearing o brother where art thou is easily the best coen film to date as well as clooney s best effort clooney is good enough to warrant a best actor nomination as is tim blake nelson s portrayal of the dimwitted friend delmar while the film itself is deserving of a best film nod ,1
patrick channing jeff kober is a disciple of satan serial killer who possesses the first power even after being captured by detective russell logan lou diamond phillips and executed in the gas chamber he is able to move his spirit from body to body and continue to murder at will with the help of attractive psychic tess seaton tracy griffith melanie g s half sister he attempts to stop channing br br this concept probably had some possibilities i think but ultimately the first power suffers from routine scripting and film making this is nothing we haven t seen before sometimes done better there is nothing about this movie to distinguish it from other supernatural horror thrillers more to the point it s not very thrilling and it certainly isn t scary phillips is a hard sell as a tough as nails cynical cop stereotype and griffith doesn t seem to be trying very hard best cast member is probably the distinctively featured kober doing his best to be supremely creepy br br the climax is rather silly and the ending very weak br br not really even acceptable enough to rate as an average film of its kind therefore br br ,0
a below average looking video game is turned into some sort of conspiracy to have the next terrorist discovered in the usa backyard welcome to the lunacy of cheaply made direct to video movies its full of no name actors and actresses with little valuable plot br br anyway this strange game goes on and our hero bets real money and does good at it it is sort of like gambling except the gambling part is gone and it sucks instead its an online game with little real value and you get authorities on your tail if you do good br br what makes it even stranger is that two strange computer programs battle it out somehow and all is saved in the end i will leave the viewer to see how it all comes to fruition br br overall not even worth a rental borrow it please d ,0
i had heard this film was a study of a landscape photographer s art by presenting the beauty in man s deconstructing the natural landscape it certainly showed the laborious activities to find locations setup shots and capture stark images whose final destinations were art studios worldwide put together in moving pictures it is truly a horror show br br this film oozes by you supplanting the shock of ghastly images with gentle waves of a wonderful industrial soundtrack that guides you like on slow moving river each sequence stands on its own but in combination you get deeper and deeper into the feeling of overwhelming inevitability there are few words this allowing the grandeur in what is shown to preach in its own way an awful massive factory filled with human automata who live in hopelessly lifeless dormitories individuals dying early while rummaging for recyclable scraps in mountains of our e waste the birthing of gigantic ships and their destruction by hand in giant graveyards the construction of the three gorges dam the largest industrial project in human history and likely for all time the time lapse as a city dies and is simultaneously reborn into a replica of modernity that purposefully destroys all relics of the culture that was br br the most terrifying image for me was a dam engineer explaining that the most important function of the dam was flood control the shot shifts to the orchard behind the spokesperson where you witness the level of the last flood by the toxic water having eaten the bark from the trees demonstrating that nothing but the most hideous vermin could be living in the waters br br the obvious not being stated is far more powerful than your normal preachy save the earth documentaries the artist edward burtynsky explains the method wonderfully by not saying what you should see many people today sit in an uncomfortable spot where you don t necessarily want to give up what we have but we realize what we re doing is creating problems that run deep it is not a simple right or wrong it needs a whole new way of thinking the subtlety of this descends into an either or proposition but the film images scream that the decision has very much been made in favor of the dark side br br though never stated directly in any way as the waves of what you witness wash away from your awareness and you contemplate there is only one conclusion possible we are doomed the progress of mankind that is inexorable from our natures leaves behind carnage that this artist finds terrifying beauty in what he is actually capturing are the tracks of we the lemmings rushing unconsciously toward our own demise unlike most films with environmental themes this one ends with no call to arms it argues basically what s the point but makes certain you place the blame properly on all of us equally ,1
paul jason lee is an underachiever who just happens to be engaged to a type a princess named karen selma blair she chooses his clothes and his daily schedule at his bachelor party paul gets a little too drunk and somehow ends up taking a pretty dancer named becky julia stiles back to his digs nothing happened as they say but the duo do wake up in the same bed suddenly karen telephones she s on her way to paul s apartment understandably paul hustles becky out of the place although her underpants are left behind but there is even more fun ahead at a family dinner at karen s parents home paul runs smack into becky again learning that she is karen s cousin talk about some explaining to do but instead paul chooses to feign a stomach problem and hides out in the bathroom will karen ever find out that becky spent the night at paul s place and what will be the consequences i m sorry for critics who pan movies like this they should definitely lighten up for this film is fresh and fun of course it doesn t hurt matters that lee is a consummate funny man stiles is a charming beauty or that blair is a natural as a pretty but anal fiancée the rest of the cast including james brolin and julie haggerty is also quite nice the look of the film is wonderful as are the costumes and california settings best of all the script is imaginative and inspired creating big laughs for the audience in short if you want to tickle the proverbial funnybones get this movie tonight it may not be academy award material but it is absolutely guaranteed to turn a bad day into a darn good one ,1
flat characters that you do not and never will care about cringe inducing dialogue at places no twists they think they have one but if you didn t figure it out after about mins you re not too bright lots of well know actors in roles and performances that fortunately for everyone involved will be forgotten as soon as the end credits roll br br i don t mind slow movies but they ve got to be going somewhere this one doesn t br br the plot wasn t what made this a direct to dvd movie that s just a rather convenient excuse to try and drum up some fake controversy br br the as of writing ten ratings must be from people involved with the production ,0
this light hearted comedy should be enjoyed for entertainment value it gets quite hysterically funny at times but if you haven t spent any time on that side of the tracks you will miss the comedy when it erupts br br the cast of characters meld well together and are quite believable in their roles how grace handles meeting her dead husbands girlfriend was well played she s a true lady and my favorite is grace s white pimp suit that she wears br br i highly recommend this flick to anyone who wants to laugh out loud who cheers for the underdog or just wishes to watch something different ,1
this movie gets both a rating from me as well as a here is why as a standard horror movie for the standard horror crowd where action and gore and scares are taken into consideration this movie will bore you it s basically a family drama similar to what you d see on the lifetime channel but put in a horror universe the story and formula are age old retreaded hundreds of times if you re looking for any originality in the plot structure or the minimal conflicts you ll be disappointed take away the zombies and you ll have something just as melodramatic as a beautiful mind tripping on cheese this is the br br however the basic synopsis and idea is pretty original and over the top it s literally something you and your friends would joke about when you re half drunk but that joke actually got a theatrical release the idea gets a from me the only reason it isn t perfect is because they could have taken it even further but they didn t br br the mix of both is mixed i thought it was funny but as with most all comedies it wasn t that funny i had my mom and little sister watch it with me and the jokes we made about it were funnier than the jokes scripted there were moments of utter genius but there were also moments of pure boredom br br i sincerely hope that other movies take this kind of over the top risk and original ideas i just can t say it was perfect or even near it because of the lack of originality to the plot br br a great family movie a great movie to watch with a bunch of guys or girls a great movie to watch with anyone but if you watch it alone it will be a bit boring other people always make this kind of movie funnier and richer br br ,0
i was young film student in when the union of the soviet filmmakers came to sofia bulgaria and premiered konchalovsky s siberiade tarkosvky s stalker and danelia a autumn marathon i was stunned by the cosmopolitan dimension of the art form then and only then i saw siberiade and hours epic and was speechless way better then bertolucci s by far br br hope andron will somehow get to the negative and make director s restored version full lenght someday on dvd of course also i fiercely fought in defense of this cinema against most of my colleagues who were equating soviet film with bad taste time is on my side ,1
i went to see this movie with a bunch of friends one night i didn t really hear much about it so i wasn t expecting anything but after i saw it i really liked it nicolas cage and the rest of the cast were very good but i do have to say giovanni ribisi s acting performace did need a little perking up but such a small flaw it could be overrided br br gone in seconds is about a retired car thief who must boost rare and exotic cars in one night to save his brother s life the movie is in no way predictable so the ending should be a suprise think it s just another fast car driving movie well you are partially right there is much more to it everyone should take a look at this movie ,1
the play macbeth was written by william shakespeare between the years of and ever since then many other versions of the play have been produced including remakes completed in and akira kurosawa even directed a japanese version of macbeth in entitled kumonosu jô the play starts out with king duncan hearing about the success of two of his generals macbeth and banquo in a recent battle with the irish and the norwegians after a quick promotion from duncan macbeth instantly gets an uncanny feeling for lust greed and power and does everything in his power to gain access to the crown even if it includes murder br br geoffrey wright tried creating his own version of the famous play in by setting it in the modern melbourne underworld just imagine a lowly macbeth slaying hundreds of soldiers with an ak and rapping his own rendition of low at the same time just kidding about the latter but one thing he does do is utter the traditional shakespeare and he keeps it going throughout the whole movie that s right shakespeare meets ghetto it s all you could ever hope for not the newest macbeth is rough and violent enough to match up with any other modern day action film but it lacks decent acting the right lingo and a good technique of camera work br br the modernized movie starts out with macbeth sam worthington who works as a hit man drug dealer for duncan gary sweet a drug lord from melbourne australia after being promoted to the thane of glamis by duncan as the three witches had predicted aspiration starts to take over macbeth as he sets his eyes on the throne after promoting macbeth duncan invites himself over to macbeth s house for a night of drugs and alcohol before the festivities begin lady macbeth victoria hall talks macbeth into killing duncan to take power over the throne after the bodyguards are drunk and everyone s asleep macbeth sneaks into duncan s room and stabs him to death after his murder macbeth takes all of duncan s belongings including hid title and crown just as soon as he thinks he s got what he wanted he finds out that it will take more than bribery and running away to solve his problems br br one major flaw of the movie was the acting a once seemingly flamboyant and empowered macbeth suddenly turns into a sissy and he looks like a sad puppy dog throughout the entire film i don t really know if this was worthington s or wright s fault but either way one of the two should have realized macbeth was a king not a knot on a log that took everything his wife had to say literally like i said earlier macbeth should have been rude arrogant and spiteful but when his character changes over to a drug lord he changes personalities as well i suppose on the other hand lady macbeth really knew how to nip it in the bud when it came to recognizing and personifying her character she didn t seem quite as spiteful as she was in the play or the version but she reminds macbeth that compared to murder anything else he could possibly do wouldn t quite match up br br another thing i found distasteful was all the nudity this fluke had to be wright s fault the witches didn t do a bit of acting unless you call parading around in your birthday suit acting at one point in the film i started to wonder if i was watching macbeth or unique positions vol br br don t get me wrong when i say i find the shakespearean dialogue out of place it s spoken flawlessly but when it s spoken by an australian gangster it s just really weird when macbeth starts to kill people off he first lets them know by talking to them in ye olde english macbeth contains plenty of action blood gore and nudity to last anyone a lifetime you forget all the positive facts though when you start to think to yourself okay what in the heck did he just say in that last sentence at some points in the movie i don t even think the actors themselves knew what they were saying the new age ness of the movie could have easily been pulled off it weren t for the thou s and the thee s br br the camera work was just simply fair for me one thing i could not stand was the constant pacing back and forth between characters the camera technique used gave off that blair witch sort of vibe and made me throw up a little in my mouth matt reeves tried to attempt the same concept of camera work in clover field but it just doesn t work it makes me want to get out of my chair and look around for the little barf bags they have conveniently planted on every seat in the airplanes br br looking back on it all the gangsta macbeth holds one positive plenty of action other than that the movie contains nothing more than uninspired acting correct english usage and stomach turning camera work the soundtrack holds one or two of the same songs but each song is edited or remixed differently for every scene there is never a variation of interesting or captivating media used from now on out directors should leave the dangerous drug underworld to al pacino and robert deniro future renditions of macbeth should be created just as shakespeare intended the play to be years ago i would recommend using medieval clothing ye olde english swords and shields and a soundtrack prepared by enya but either way the modern macbeth makes you yearn for some good ole folk music a camp fire and a bustier ,0
wow not in a good way br br i can t believe people dig this trash most of the shows on television are pretty bad and this has been a running trend for a while now they just keep getting worse but las vegas definitely takes it home what a terrible show br br the actors are a bunch of has been c losers that never went anywhere except james caan who knows what he was thinking when he signed on to this pos so its not their fault that this show sucks they just can t help it blame the producers and the writers i can t believe they shot this and were actually proud enough of their work to air it ,0
this was a fabulous premise based on lots of factual history but the serious lack of character development left us not really liking or caring about any of the characters especially the musicologist she did not get any sympathy she seems like she deserved his own black cloud the songs were great to a point but became repetitive after a while ,0
trying to catch a serial killer did they ever think of tracking the license plate number of the black van or fingerprint the video tapes he sent oh brother the plot of this movie was so full of holes it was pathetic now i know why there are bad movies in the world this one however was one of the worst ,0
a comedy that worked surprisingly well was the little british effort the divorce of lady x it marks the first pairing of laurence olivier and merle oberon before that little film about uncontrollable passion on the th century english moors and while olivier and oberon are not particularly well suited to screwball comedy it all flows along nicely oberon is leslie a young woman who ends up in priggish divorce lawyer logan s olivier hotel suite by way of a nasty english fog preventing travel she does everything possible to irritate him but in the crazy way films go he falls for her and she falls for him but a serious case of mistaken identity occurs when oberon s lady x that s all she leaves oliver in a note is thought by olivier to be a married woman to make matters worse and more amusing lord mere ralph richardson goes to olivier wanting a divorce from his wife whom dear larry thinks must be oberon there is some nice battle of the sexes dialogue and fun exploration of sexual politics you can see that olivier is not too confident with the comedy but in true olivier he s a consummate professional and delivers and he handles the screwball twists and turns maybe not with ease but with gusto oberon was no great shakes as an actress but she was usually competent enough and despite their reputed off screen dislike of her worked well with olivier this was filmed in early technicolour that looks very primitive today everyone looks even whiter than michael jackson but perhaps the print needs cleaning up ,1
this film is slow this film is cheap this film makes friday the th look like a best picture nominee the acting is crap the special effects are crap no one dies for like minutes and all the people do is act badly the only thing that saves it is it s ability to make you laugh at all the stupidity going on the funniest part is watching the heroine fight off the attacker she supposed to be trained but she fights like a year old they spend pointless scenes on people who don t die and no scenes on people who do die to the point where you don t even know why they are dieing i love slashers but this is just crap ,0
this movie fails miserably on every level i have an idea let s take everyone involved in this movie and ship them into a hot zone in the middle east maybe if we re lucky they ll all be shot and killed and we won t have to ever have our time wasted by them again did i mention that i have never been so bitter about a cinematic pile of crap in my entire life my god i can t think of anything i ve ever seen that was this bad i d rather watch ishtar times in a row than sit through minutes of this sorry excuse for a film if i ever happen to meet anyone who was involved in this film i ll spit in their face and then beat them senseless that s my two cents ,0
last year s remake of the hills have eyes was one of the better attempts to update the vaguely exploitational horror flicks of the s for a new audience alexandre aja allowed for an admirable degree of character development and when the violence started it was mean and savage and all carried out in a landscape of impeccable photography and production design i was one of the few people who actually thought that it was better than the original and looked forward to a second visit to the particularly dark and cruel world of the savage desert mutants br br the hills have eyes released just a year after the original seems a rushed and ill conceived attempt to cash in on the franchise with little thought to quality jonathan craven s screenplay could have been written in a weekend and given the speed with which this movie made it into cinemas probably was it falls back on every hackneyed genre cliché in the book while offering absolutely nothing new to the desert mutant mythology i always let out a groan of disappointment when a sequel replaces civilian characters with the military soldiers are always so lazily written and never fail to thoroughly bore with crude caricatures of strutting macho bullshit in my mind aliens was the only movie to successfully make such a transition due to james cameron s talent not simply for directing the best action sequences around but never forgetting that an audience has to care about the people being butchered he was also ably assisted by some genuinely talented actors with the hills have eyes it s clear that video director martin weisz is no james cameron and the cast of television bit parters haven t the talent or even the inclination to turn their cardboard cutout characters into anything approaching living breathing human beings br br needless to say every character is a broad and generic cliché they act in dumb and illogical ways making dumb and illogical decisions that lead them to predictably dumb and illogical deaths the latter half of the movie becomes just another tedious chased through dark corridors scenario the descent on which sam mccurdy coincidentally also worked as cinematography proved that even this most derivative of sequences can still be carried out with genuine originality and suspense but we see no such innovation here br br the hills have eyes is just a very lazy movie devoid of any suspense tension or surprise with not a single individual involved remotely interested in producing anything of quality it s a tame and tired excuse for a sequel and deserves to spend the rest of its life in a blockbuster s bargain bin ,0
going to need to take a deep breath for this one br br terrible special effects that tried to reach far beyond the limitations of the budget blatant and unashamed plagiarism of other sci fi movies like pitch black terrible acting endless slow motion scenes of characters walking aimlessly across sand dunes meandering dialogue that does nothing to further the story characters wearing turtle neck sweaters on a desert planet with two suns a cargo ship staffed by a camouflage wearing crew of gun toting soldiers why exactly would you need forest camouflage in space anyway some of the worst casting choices in the history of no budget film making a steroid swollen captain who comes across more like a muscle beach jock than a trustworthy commander and a convict who looks and acts about as dangerous as a bunny rabbit minutes in length of which could have been trimmed out if the director had any concept of compression of time through editing br br i won t go on suffice it to say that while some components of this awful movie can and should be forgiven due to it s low budget the bad conception laughable plot holes and snore inducing script are unforgivable on any budget the end result is a tedious dull waste of time sorry guys i hate to be so harsh on an amateur film but you ve no excuse for turning out this kind of work ,0
do it yourself indie horror auteur todd sheets returns with another entertainingly atrocious nickel n dime shot on video clunker that s basically just a feeble excuse to sling around a lot of watery blood and gleaming guts as often as possible an evil demonic scarecrow resurrects the dead as ravenous rot faced zombies so they can feast on the living a bunch of bickering college kids a trio of dangerous escaped convicts led by the vicious slade byron nichodemus hamming it up to an outrageous degree two equally savage sleazeball hoodlums and a trio of hottie sisters all have to do their best to survive this harrowing ordeal that s it for the needlessly muddled and convoluted plot but fortunately what this hilariously horrendous hoot lacks in narrative coherence plenty it more than compensates for with a pleasing plethora of gloriously gross n graphic gore disgusting highlights include a woman having her fingers chopped off a fatal gunshot to a young gal s groin attempted necrophiliac rape evisceration and of course more repulsive entrail eating than you can shake a pile of moist intestines at moreover we ve also got rough grainy cinematography that constantly alternates between washed out color and grimy black and white ineptly staged fight scenes lousy acting from a uniformly pathetic no name cast jerry angell in particular cops the top crummy thespic dishonors for his laughably abysmal histrionics as slimy no count psycho criminal joe bob a grating head banging thrash metal soundtrack and a generic shivery n ominous synthesizer score let s not forget the ridiculous ending in which several of our survivors stumble across a few vials of flesh eating bacteria to use on the shambling undead hordes sure this flick is pure dreck but it has a certain endearingly abominable quality to it that in turn makes it a great deal of so awful it s awesome grade z fun for hardcore aficionados of bad fright fare ,1
this film powerfully demonstrates the struggle of two women in love in a culture so deeply entrenched in ritual and tradition all this against a backdrop of an india which itself is struggling for freedom from these same values this film is both political and personal and never too preachy or idealistic on either front it is easy to see why fire has caused riots in india but tragic nonetheless a true film such as this one deserves to be seen by all people of the world not just privileged westerners ,1
sly s best out and out action film it is a superbly enjoyable movie with some interesting characters solid performances and renny harlins direction is stylishly assured stallone is rarely this interesting in his action films and he certainly looks the part in terms of the action scenes this was one of the best action films of the year and one of the most thrilling and enjoyable of the s a definite genre classic as a stallone fan this is one i look back on with fond memories plenty of superb action and sly in prime action man form action lovers appreciate this film because it has all the hallmarks that make a good aciton film the film looks great and there is great support from janine turner michael rooker and john lithgow ,1
if you are used to seeing gabriel byrne in serious roles such as tom in millers crossing or keaton in the usual suspects i recommend you take a look at this film even if you are not a fan of gabriel byrne in particular all the actors in this film give really great performances if you ve got about eleven bucks that is close to nine quid i say order it online or rent it from you favorite movie rental place guaranteed to make you laugh whether or not you normally like gangster type movies mad dog time trigger happy is one of those movies you never forget and find yourself watching over and over you will talk about it so much your friends will be begging to borrow it ,1
as a jane eyre fan i was excited when this movie came out at last i thought someone will make this book into a movie following the story actually written by the author wrong if the casting director was intending to cast a jane who was plain he certainly succeeded however surely he could have found one who could also act where was the tension between jane and rochester where was the spooky suspense of the novel when the laughter floated into the night seemingly from nowhere where was the sparkle of the child who flirted and danced like her mother finally why was the plot changed at the end one wonders whether the screenwriters had actually read the book what a disappointment,0
hidden frontier is notable for being the longest running internet based star trek fan series while the production quality is not on a par with fan productions like starship exeter or new voyages hidden frontier concentrates largely on story and in that regard it does very well indeed br br hidden frontier has no physical sets instead actors are filmed against a greenscreen and the backgrounds inserted digitally one of hidden frontier s greatest achievements is the sheer volume of work they have produced one of the ways in which this is achieved is by inserting the virtual sets at the time of filming instead of in post production while this does save a great deal of time it s also worth noting that the quality of the resultant footage is not as high as if it had been produced in post production though it still serves its purpose br br while it may not be everyone s cup of tea hidden frontier is well worth a shot though you might be best to start off watching the third season since this is where the producers really start to hit their stride ,1
admittedly i am not a fan of the monogram chan films the plot involving radium theft from a bank vault is a bit far fetched and a long way from the atmospheric mysteries that fox produced mantan moreland and benson fong as no son tommy provide some laughs as usual but otherwise there isn t much here great title that is wasted ,0
office work especially in this era of computers multi functional copy machines e mail voice mail snail mail and temps is territory ripe with satirical possibilities a vein previously tapped in such films as clockwatchers and office space and very successfully this latest addition to the temp humor pool however haiku tunnel directed by josh kornbluth and jacob kornbluth fails to live up to it s predecessors and leaves the laughs somewhere outside the door waiting for a chance to sneak in unfortunately for the audience that chance never comes so what you get is a nice try but as the man once said no cigar br br as the narrator star of the film josh kornbluth playing josh kornbluth points out in the opening frames in a monologue delivered directly into the camera this story is pure fiction and takes place in the fictional city of san franc l isco it s an innovative if not very imaginatively presented disclaimer and not all that funny it is however a harbinger of what is to follow all of which like the disclaimer just isn t all that funny br br kornbluth plays kornbluth an aspiring novelist who supports himself working as a temp it s a job that suits him and it gives him time to slip in some work on his novel from time to time but when he goes to work for a lawyer bob shelby warren keith he does too good a job on the first day and shelby dispatches head secretary marlina d amore helen shumaker to kornbluth to persuade him to go perm the thought of working full time for the same company though initially strikes fear in the heart of kornbluth but he caves in and signs on for the position he s nervous about it but at least now the other secretaries acknowledge his presence which of course they would never do with a temp and if things get too rough he has seventeen important letters he s typed up that now just have to be mailed out to fall back on he s been holding them back because the mailing is the easy part and he needs that something easy to do in reserve in case it all gets to be too much for him these are important letters however and by the end of the week kornbluth still has them in reserve on his desk and it doesn t take a genius to figure out that when shelby finds out about it kornbluth s days as the fair haired boy are going to be over and quick br br the brothers kornbluth who not only directed but along with john bellucci also wrote the screenplay for this film should have taken a page out of the ben stiller book of comedy where it says if you play it straight they will laugh but they didn t and the audience won t because in comedy even looking at it as objectively as possible when the main character as well as most of the supporting characters in this case plays funny as in he knows he s being funny he never is and that s exactly what kornbluth does here so rather than being funny he comes across as insincere and pretentious a grievous error in judgment on the part of the kornbluths because by allowing it they sabotaged their own movie br br in trying to discern exactly why this movie doesn t work it comes down to two basic reasons the directing which if not necessarily bad is at least careless and secondly the performances beginning with that of josh kornbluth quite simply kornbluth just seems too impressed with himself to be effective here unlike stiller or even steve martin both of whom use self deprecating humor very effectively kornbluth apparently has an ego that simply will not allow putting himself in that light he seems to have a need to let his audience know that he the real kornbluth is in reality much more clever than kornbluth the character and being unable to get past that does him in as well as the film rather than give the millions of office workers who may see this film someone to whom they can relate or with whom they can identify kornbluth affects a condescending manner that only serves to alienate the very people he is attempting to reach so what it all comes down to is a case of poor directing and unconvincing acting and when you take into consideration that the screenplay itself was weak to begin with with an inexplicably narrow focus given the potential of the rich subject matter it s easy to understand why this one just doesn t fly br br the one saving grace of the film is the performance by warren keith as shelby whose subtle delivery is convincing and which in and of itself is fairly humorous the effectiveness of it is diminished however inasmuch as keith has to share his scenes with kornbluth which somewhat automatically cancels out his positive contributions to the project br br shumaker and sarah overman julie faustino also manage to keep their heads above water with their respective performances which are commendable if not entirely memorable they at least make their scenes watchable and overman even manages to elevate kornbluth s performance if only momentarily but it s still not enough to save the day or the film br br the supporting cast includes amy resnick mindy brian thorstenson clifford june lomena davonne joe bellan jimmy the mail clerk with a cameo appearance by a disheveled looking harry shearer as the orientation leader a role that begs for an answer to the question what was he thinking when he agreed to this in any work environment there will forever be situations arising that one way or another will unavoidably become fodder for someone s comedic cannon and the films depicting said situations will always be with us the good ones see paragraph one may even become classics in their own right haiku tunnel however will doubtfully remain very long amongst them for it s destiny lies elsewhere in a realm known only as obscurity i rate this one br br br br ,0
some of these viewer comments are just ridiculous not painful to watch with your significant other i was apologizing to my boyfriend the entire movie br br it was so slow and awfully strange br br both redgraves vanessa and natasha were unfit for this especially with vanessa doing that ridiculous brash american accent br br claire danes was the same wiggly lipped awkward girl that she was in my so called life she has yet to push herself in any way girl find a new way to pretend to cry br br meryl streep was one of the only redeeming part of this movie she was on screen for five minutes and i swear to god she reached out of the movie screen and slapped me awake br br oh and hugh dancy who gets better every time i see him br br glenn close and eileen atkins were also great in their two and a half scenes br br i mean this was a well shot movie it was very pretty the settings were interestingly dressed providing relief for the intense boredom i was feeling br br i don t know it s just pretty pathetic when a movie that boasts a cast comprised of the greatest actresses of our time sucks so much it sure had more than a few noticeable editing errors and the main character ann was a huge jerk i was glad she died but that s because i felt bad for lila ann s friend mostly because these two ladies were better actors and made me feel a little empathy br br ugh bad job evening the film you weren t entertaining and you weren t even thought provoking i sure hope the book was better so it didn t waste even more of people s time ,0
a mean spirited repulsive horror film about murderous children susan strasberg is totally wasted in a minute cameo even though she receives star billing if your a julie brown fan you ll want to check it out since she s naked in a couple of shots all others avoid ,0
on the opening night of the san francisco silent film festival i was quite excited to see films that are historical and well not common the guest speaker who opened this film created a sense of hype towards the obscurity and how this film is underrated the sci fi part of the film was very interesting and fantastic for its time but i m not sure if it was due to the fact it was shown directly after the brilliant the wind or if it seemed that russian filmmakers take after what russian novels are famous for hundreds of characters tangled plots but i know for certain that the dramatic parts as in the parts on earth made absolutely no sense were boring and i became lost within about twenty minutes maybe it was the acting but i found myself convinced as to why this film is unknown and underrated it s boring there is no plot or basic story and the acting is horrible this certainly is no battleship potemkin however i will say that russian films do not make a real good effort in lightning up what life in russia is like ,0
worthless movie a complete waste of time and nothing what i expected it to be the packaging makes it seem as if it is of the american pie genre it isn t rather it is a ridiculous stringing together of coincidences that makes the movie seem more like a writing exercise let s try to see how many mix ups we can write in to make what should have been a bad snl skit into a full length feature presentation what is remarkable is that the director s based on their commentary on the dvd take themselves completely seriously i have been a huge fan of the movies that national lampoon lends its name to up to and including van wilder with this one i feel completely cheated in fact i feel duped i was expecting a van wilder like farce to relive my college days but instead was served an hour and a half of garbage what lead to my ultimately unmet expectations well for starters the fact that the cast all appear naked with an enormous sausage covering what must be covered on the cover of the dvd add to that the imagery on the back of the case as well as the description and you mislead people into thinking this is a movie that it is not to make matters worse the movie starts off as one might expect it too with half naked drunk college students feebly trying a photo stunt but ultimately this has nothing whatsoever to do with the movie in fact i didn t even realize that the people in that opening sequence where supposed to be the characters in the movie until i was told so by the directors in the commentary don t get me wrong i love plot twists and being surprised by movies but i hate the fact that this movie tries to pawn itself off as something it is not ultimately it does itself a huge disservice artistically though most likely not financially because it sets its audience up for confusion and disappointment simply because it neglects to deliver what it advertises br br in short do not rent this movie based on what you see on the case it is not your usual national lampoon movie the only thing funny about it is the fact that many of the actors have appeared in other movies and tv shows that make their involvement here entertaining ,0
i have seen this movie a whole dozen times and it s awesome but the only thing with it was that in the beginning there was too much talk of who s going out with who i think that it would be interesting to do a remake of it but on the official site they said that they will not be making a remake of it because so many people have gotten saved when viewing it what s even happened to patty dunning now she is a pretty good actress she has done several other movies in the s and s but we haven t heard from her since i know for sure about thom rachford who plays jerry works for accounting at rd films but overall i have to say that the series itself is like left behind gone old school ,1
maybe i m biased because the f is my favorite fighter aircraft although the f is probably second or third but i liked this movie the sequels iron eagle ii and iii don t measure up acting and plot wise but the first one along with top gun have excellent flying and music along with reasonable plots and acting ii and iii clearly have much less of a flight budget but their main drawback is plot and acting i suspect the relative fame and popularity of iron eagle compared to top gun is almost entirely a reflection of the fame and popularity of jason gedrick compared to tom cruise another plus for me is an all too brief appearance by shawnee smith ,1
i gather at least a few people watched it on sept on tcm if you did you know that hedy had to change her name to avoid being associated with this movie when she came the u s it was a huge scandal and i gather that the original release in the u s was so chopped up by censors that it was practically unintelligible i watched because i had just seen a documentary on bad women actresses in the u s pre movie censorship board set up in the early s it looked to me as though they got away with a lot more than hedy s most sensational shots in ecstasy in fact hedy looked positively innocent in this by today s standards and it was nice to see her early unspoiled beauty it was a nice lyrical movie to relax to i loved it for what it was a simple romance i watched it after pre recording it during a sleepless early a m i would love to see the first version released in the u s for comparison s sake ,1
zombie nation r br br hey i was bored i looked in my comcastic little box to find a movie to watch zombie nation hey i love zombie movies says the filmmaker has some sort of cult following in the description funny how it doesn t warn me not to watch this film i could ve used that advice br br zombie nation is just like troll in that it s completely misnamed it has little if anything depending on your point of view to do with zombies and takes place all within one city this film revolves around a crooked cop who acts as badly as possible he has to be trying to suck this much while he arrests women for trivial bullshit and then kills them yup he s a serial killer cop not only is this film flawed in thinking that it s a zombie flick it also gets its serial killer facts completely wrong serial killers enjoy killing they live for it and they get down and personal with it this guy knocks out the women and injects them with some poison he doesn t even have sex with the corpse or dismember it talk about boring eventually one of the whopping five women he kills has voodoo protection done to her and for no apparent reason all five come back to life and head off to kill this guy they were all buried or tossed into the ocean but you wouldn t know it buy the sharp clean clothes they re all wearing the women then act very poorly and take their revenge oh yay br br this film was crap in every category crap acting crap writing crappier sets and crappier make up effects the women don t look zombie like unless you count really dark make up around the eyes to be the de facto definition of what makes a zombie they can all talk behave think and act perfectly human the gore is weak compared to even many pg films and the nudity is beyond brief you see glimpse of breasts in the opening sequence then the exact same breasts later go figure guess only one actress was willing to go topless for this trite the police station is so badly constructed that you can see where they stopped painting the walls of the warehouse they re obviously filming in you can see the pipes and the bad lighting and the overly sparse set up and even unless you are blind you can see the director failing steer clear it s a waste of time br br ,0
an apparent vanity project for karin mani who as a hottie charles bronson going around wiping up the scum that mugged her parents or grandparents or something and impressing young hunks with her karate skills in a pivotal scene she intervenes to stop a rape and a moron cop throws her in jail so after a couple cool shower scenes and some abortive prison dyke seduction she has to take the law into her own hands blah blah blah i guess there were a lot of movies like this the script is dumber than usual if you can believe that mani comes off as exactly the kind of showbiz type that would co produce her own death wish starring role and i find that type sporadically endearing but the movie is an ungainly apparatus competent actors would be wasted on the scumbag roles here and would actively undermine the fantastic mincing incompetent da and a judge that has got to be the producer s uncle ,0
what an atomic bomb of a movie the story goes nowhere and comes fron nowhere it leaves the theatre goer with ones arm up saying is this it what happened to redford he was once a fair actor now he thinks that he can show up on the set and make a few scenes and it s a take wrong what an unemotional film i don t mean to be so so cruel but what crap of a movie unbelievable amateur crap if i was in this movie i would be so embarased that i would not show my face i tell you what if i was associated with this movie i am in big trouble this movie will go down in the annals of movie making as the king of bombs with which all others will be compared to ,0
without question one of the most embarrassing productions of the s gaots seems to really really want to be something important the tragic truth is that it s so entirely valueless on every level that one can t help but laugh reaching in desperation for the earthy elements of ingmar bergman s films it follows a city couple s day in the wilderness they walk along a shady path allthewhile pontificating like a u c berkeley coffee clatch almost every line of tarradiddle dialog delivered here is uproariously bad i feel that life itself is made up of as many tiny compartments as this pomegranate but is it as beautiful after what seems like an eternity of absolutely nothing happening well ok we are treated to some nudity and a tepid soft sex scene there is finally a very anticlimactic confrontation involving a pair nam vets who are making the nature scene and performing some pretty harsh folk ballads with an acoustic guitar br br nothing at all eventful or interesting happens in this entire film i thought the larry buchanan picture strawberries need rain was a weak example of a bergman homage golden apples is every bit as bad but the ceaseless random verbiage it presents makes it memorably awful ,0
there are good ways to make a movie and bad ways and this very much the former this short caper exacts nothing more than what it gives to the audience it presents a simple story told very plainly with enough wisecracks to keep you going then just gets better and better clooney s cameo is funny and very welcome but the leads including sam rockwell and luiz guzman can easily make it on their own likeable and funny hilariously so towards the end welcome to collinwood is a welcome addition to the heist genre ,1
although its plot is taken from the history of ancient rome caligula is not made in the style of sword and sandal epics like spartacus or gladiator that style of movie making was out of favour in the late seventies rather it more closely resembles a cross between a soft core porn movie and a video nasty at least the shortened minute version does i have never seen the full minute version but to judge from the descriptions of it on this page it would seem closer to a cross between a hard core porn movie and a video nasty br br as one would expect from a film produced by the publisher of penthouse there is much naked flesh to be seen and the film lovingly catalogues caligula s sexual perversions including his incestuous affair with his sister drusilla what is perhaps unexpected from the publisher of a magazine so closely associated with the heterosexual male lifestyle is that there is as much male flesh as female on display and distinctly homoerotic overtones to many scenes the obsession with sex is balanced by an equal obsession with violence as though bob guccione gore vidal and tinto brass were trying to kill two taboos with one stone it is a remarkable coincidence that the director of such a brazen film should be called brass and the scriptwriter of such a gory one should be called gore characters are put to death or mutilated in a variety of sadistic ways and there is a charming scene of homosexual rape br br the emperor caligula and his predecessor tiberius were certainly known for their debauched lifestyles so the film s concentration on sex and violence is not necessarily historically inaccurate i do however question whether such a concentration is necessary to help us understand this period in roman history both the fall of the roman empire and gladiator were set during the reign of commodus an emperor quite as cruel and licentious as caligula in neither case did the filmmakers find it necessary to turn their film into a mixture of up pompeii emmanuelle and the texas chainsaw massacre and both those films are artistically far better than caligula br br the acting in the film is not particularly bad with a few exceptions such as the horribly wooden teresa ann savoy as drusilla malcolm mcdowell makes a suitably insane caligula suitable that is in the context of this film the real caligula was doubtless both cruel and eccentric but historians have debated whether he was actually mentally ill the great mystery is exactly why so many distinguished british actors should have agreed to take part in such a trashy production in the case of helen mirren the only dame of the british empire with a past as a porn star it was probably connected to her rather regrettable tendency to alternate between the highbrow and the sleazy but heaven alone knows what peter o toole and john gielgud thought they were doing unlike some other famous stage actors such as laurence olivier and richard burton gielgud did not always look completely at home in the cinema but here he gives a dignified interpretation of the role of nerva a decent and honourable senator of the old school unfortunately in the context of this film any attempt at dignity is as out of place as a pearl on a dunghill br br guccione clearly succeeded in his ambition for this film to become something of a cult classic of decadence whether brass and vidal had quite the same ambition for the film is open to question the film does not however succeed upon any other level either as art cinema or as a study of the politics of dictatorship even seen as erotica it is second rate ,0
star rating saturday night friday night friday morning sunday night monday morning br br mcbain played by gary busey before the name became synonymous with the character in the simpsons is a typically unorthodox cop who gets results but winds his superiors up something rotten avoiding the cliché of his partner being killed at the beginning of the film the plot instead takes a different turn and sees him assigned to travel to mexico where a top secret american super tank with incredible firepower and imaging capabilities has been smuggled through only to be taken hostage along with the crew by a gang of terrorists br br this cheap looking even by s standards boring little action film was a bizarre career move for gary busey after making an impression as the flame haired villain mr joshua in lethal weapon he just goes through the motions with his cardboard character here edgy and zany as ever with butthorn being his trademark put down for the bad guys but without the material to back him up henry silva has presence as a screen villain but he s totally miscast here as an arab leader in a red beret and the awful script gives him some really clunky lines of dull dialogue that make his performance come off as laughably wooden he s just one of a host of action film character actors including l q jones and lincoln kilpatrick who pop up but fail to add anything to the mix after a dull first half without much exciting action things do pick up a bit at the end but it s too little too late and none of it manages the task of being any fun ,0
this is an odysessy through time via computer animation supposedly th work of over artists made in the late s and released in this was cutting edge stuff for the day i thought it was good and quite interesting in spots br br most of the short scenes made no sense just forms evolving into other forms but that was fun to watch this is all about visuals not really about any kind of a story there were some strange sequences in which odd looking men creatures would dance around with birds overheard all of it is computer animated which was new back then even the term computer animated was not well known br br it s simply a chance to show off this new technology in short bits of cartoon like happenings with beautiful colors and imaginative scenes no words just pictures with electronic music stoners must have really loved this br br it s a nice intriguing minutes of eye candy and head candy by today s cg effects this may have lost impact but i think you d still be entertained by this ,1
i own this movie i am actually from the same town as the brother directors but that doesn t make the film any better but if one night you wanna watch something not serious and don t have and high expectations i strongly recommend demon summer yes the lines are cheesy and the plot is corny but it contains key elements of a horror comedy i just wanna see some small town kids make a movie full of effects and i say bravo to the campell brothers they are now making more movies and continuing a long dream demon summer was one of the movies that are gonna help them start a great career with a great future speed freak productions and compound pictures described in one word potential,1
the marriage of an upscale new york city couple with child falls apart when the wife wants out it took a lot of courage for her to walk out that door a neighbor tells us the busy distracted husband takes on the motherly responsibilities and grows closer to his son but soon the wife returns highly manipulative picture doesn t give us a very realistic familial unit with young justin henry certainly not resembling the product of a marriage between dustin hoffman and meryl streep but the dynamics are intriguing and involving and director robert benton keeps the pace popping with lots of cleverness marvelous classical music canny editing and surefire bits of humor streep s character is designed to be a cold self centered witch but i was ready to feel a lot more for her than benton probably wanted it all has to be painted in terms of black and white good and bad with hoffman learning how hard his wife had it and getting a second chance at being a good parent the film never falters from its preconceived path and very fine acting nearly saves it but i m not sure where benton was steering the film in the final act and the closing scene is awfully abrupt from ,1
eddie izzard is a one in a million comic genius he goes from squirrels to wwii to stonehenge to religion to englebert humperdink and it s absolutely hilarious and it all makes sense get a copy of this now you won t regret it i give this an out of ,1
the old axiom that bored people are boring people is well demonstrated in women in love the script taken from d h lawrence s novel contains an endless flow of concepts that are at best sophomoric br br what a pity so much effort went into so vacuous an exercise what an empty array of characters given such attention in spite of high production values this film comes across as tedious as its personnel br br a revisit in merely confirms a impression of juvenille minds in adult bodies dawdling nowhere and fumbling every step of the way ,0
this movie is truly amazing over the years i have acquired a taste for japanese monster movies and am well aware that early examples of this genre can be poor however this one reaches a new low as it follows the adventures of johnny sokko a young boy who controls a giant robot and his fight against the evil gargoyle gang who seem to have an endless supply of horrid giant monsters at their disposal ,0
the underground comedy movie is possibly the worst train wrecks i ve ever seen luckily i didn t pay for this movie and my friend reluctantly agreed to watch it again siting that it was so awful but he needed to prove to me how awful it was i love off color comedy i figured at the least it would have that and i would be entertained no instead the acting was so awful the jokes were extremely cheesy and the plot was no where to be found maybe there wasn t supposed to be a plot so i can t hold that against this movie it s pretty sad where the funniest thing in a comedy is an old woman having her head hit off by a bat by batman a man dressed in a baseball uniform wielding a bat hilarious simply genius i got the feeling watching this movie that its creators made it and laughed hysterically with their friends about it perhaps this was full of inside jokes we just didn t understand or perhaps it s the worst piece of trash ever made and it should be locked away in a vault and dumped in the arctic ocean br br p s don t buy this movie ,0
this production was quite a surprise for me i absolutely love obscure early s movies but i wasn t prepared for the last minutes of this story if by any chance you re not convinced in the first half hang in there for the finale of course you must look at the blatant racism as being purely topical a fascinating viewing experience but i think the cat s paw is not available on video dvd yet watch your pbs listings ,1
sorry but i usually love french thrillers e g chabrol but this was a glossy shambolic mess the fact that it was based on a harlan cohen book is telling because rather than being a french film strong on psychology and character it s more like a john grisham esquire roller coaster ride by numbers with ludicrous plot twists flashbacks that update previous flashbacks a predictable villain as soon as his name is mentioned you think hmm he ll be the bad guy and sets of mysterious stereotyped characters who seem to inhabit different movies by the end i was laughing hysterically at the unevenness of the film s tone the scenes where the lead character is being helped by two streetwise shady characters are unintentionally hilarious the utterly baffling plot the absurd coincidences and strokes of good fortune e g guessing the password for an email account and yawning uncontrollably thought i must have misread the hr min running time as it seemed to drag on for hours minutes ,0
thankfully brief mystery about a telephone operator who is discovered to be the kidnapped daughter of a railroad tycoon the discovery brings about an attempt on her life which is foiled by charlie ruggles as a crime deflector things take a turn for the dangerous when everyone ends up in the title location and another attempt is made on the girls life your enjoyment of this film will depend upon your tolerance for rugggles and his nonsense i normally like ruggles but there was something about this role that rubbed me the wrong way actually i think it didn t help that the mystery wasn t very good so there was nothing beyond the characters to keep you watching yes the finale on the train was exciting but it didn t make up for everything that went before not worth searching out but if you stumble upon it give it a try ,0
imagine turning the american national anthem into a cartoon throw in a couple of cute animals some terrible puns and a pair of roller skates and you d find yourself with almost an exact replica of this film br br i remember seeing this when i was younger i made my mother rent it from the video shop about times the story itself isn t too bad it s just that any marxists watching would certainly have something to complain about br br if you don t like america you won t like this film ,0
 bland is probably the word i d use to try and start describing this film i only watched it because it had a good rating on here and i was so let down br br basically the film is about racism in a post america and the director went at it with a sledge hammer there was no subtlety in the film at all and it felt as though they were trying to achieve a kind of magnolia feel to the film which is never a good idea as that film was three hours of tedium and confusion only for it to start raining frogs at the end br br all in all a huge disappointment ,0
a family traveling for their daughter s softball league decide to take the scenic route and end up in the middle of nowhere the father is an avid photographer and when he hears of an old abandoned side show in the town he decides to take another detour to take some photographs br br of course the side show is filled with inbred freaks who promptly kidnap the women and leave the young son and father to fend for themselves br br the only cool thing about this film is how the family actually fights back against their inbred captors other than that there s nothing worthwhile about the film ,0
the direction struck me as poor man s ingemar bergman the inaudible dialogue was annoying the somber stoicism that all characters except banderas showed made me think they were drugged i think the director ruined it for me ,0
this is a well done action movie there are plenty of fight scenes the acting is convincing for this genre and rs is awesome i don t know why people feel compelled to trash rs i thought his effects were executed very nicely and his design looked great the plot was acceptable for a martial arts movie br br having said that i must tell you richard sun is one of the worst actors from hong kong i have ever watched at least rs had the right idea by killing him now for all of you who thought sam lee alien was a bad actor he wasn t meant to be taken seriously i have just had the pleasure of watching gen x cops prequel and sam lee played the same character the same way br br now please all of you guys who watch highly reviewed oscar winners do not judge this is a thinking man s movie it isn t supposed to require thought just meant to be enjoyed that s all i hope they make another soon ,1
oh what the heck i ll reveal the secret this movie stinks br br yeah there are some nifty dinosaur effects that for their time were probably really exciting to watch now they don t cut it but they re not terrible they re just good enough to tolerate without being able to laugh at it so they just sit there and i sit watching this not laughing not excited just well bored it stinks br br if i can exercise my jay sherman for a moment the film really does the box promises cowboys versus dinosaurs and in very generic sense it delivers guys dressed like cowboys fight a couple of big dinosaurs but really these guys are a bunch of sissies and the hero is a loser more on this later and the dinosaurs are hardly intimidating the plot is a yawner and there isn t much technically wrong with it that s there to laugh at it s all just gray and bland br br after some dreadful night cinematography filmed in one and a half colors i called it we get the plot which involves some people doing stuff that was what i caught oh and they are at the turn of the century in mexico so they at least dress like cowboys even if they don t act like it br br so a bunch of these people who i think were human they go in the desert and they stumble on these dinosaurs after they find a miniature horse i don t know let s just move on then the movie degrades into a really pathetic king kong ripoff in the final act at that point i had lost the will to even keep my eyes at television level and i drifted in and out of consciousness br br the hero is played by the guy from beneath the planet of the apes who essentially played charlton heston s part when heston decided he didn t want to be in the sequel he was picked cause shock o shocks he looks exactly like heston that s about all he has going for him i was really upset when he was the hero of the film cause all he does is glower snear bag the chick in the film who s named t j unfortunately she s not a prostitute or finally the origin of the name would have been revealed meanwhile his friend kills all the dinosaurs saves the day numerous times and what does he get for it not recognition no nothing and he dies sacrificing himself for his friends they don t even wait up for him while they escape br br boring long slowly paced with little to enjoy until the film decides to carbon copy king kong s script onto it s own it s best to avoid this film unless you enjoy pain on the scale of dropping an anvil on your eyeball ,0
meant to be some sort of a social commentary about the way that our lives were spinning out of control in the s this movie plays more like something mr schlesinger threw together after having a bad day on the freeway a mish mash of snippets about the nuts encountered along the freeway in florida and along the freeway of life the cast is mostly wasted and probably ended up on the cutting room floor the problem is that what didn t end up on the cutting room floor probably should have now available on dvd it s kinda fun to see a comedy that would have cost million to produce had it been made in it rolls along and isn t too difficult to sit through and strangely enough in we re all still pretty much just br br hopping in our cars and going faster and faster heading nowhere ,1
this movie is hilarious bright and insightful though perhaps the story would work well involving almost any ethnic group the inherent jewishness of the characters gives extra meaning to the bounty of wonderful dialog there were so many social issues covered in the plot that for that reason alone it would have been worth seeing but the real treasure was in the warm laughter that spread throughout the appreciative audience the medley of complex characters with their various strengths and weaknesses play out their roles with all the pathos and humor one would expect from the shakespearean drama their lives seem to parody this is a film about family about the often fragile sometimes invisible binding together of diverse personalities and lifestyles first among siblings and parents and inevitably among the larger family of friends and even strangers the technical aspects of the film have given the movie a pace and development that keep the viewer intrigued until the final scene peter falk is amazing as always in his role as family patriarch morris applebaum strong performances by a fine cast include a surprise guest don t miss this movie ,1
i went to see fever pitch with my mom and i can say that we both loved it it wasn t the typical romantic comedy where someone is pining for the other and blah blah blah you weren t waiting for the climatic first kiss or for them to finally get together it was more real because you saw them through the relationship rather than the whole movie be about them getting together people could actually relate to the film because it didn t seem like extraordinary circumstances or impossible situations it was really funny and i think it was jimmy fallon s best performance all in all i would definitely recommend it ,1
uma and travolta were very good together but unfortunately when they left the screen the movie was nothing but a bunch of very boring and wordy secondary characters wrapped in some extremely bad writing occasional glimpses of greatness like the dance scene between uma and travolta quickly eroded when the likes of harvey keitel and similar uninteresting thugs came on and the white dude who tried to act black got very very tiresome after way too much exposure in the picture he weighed down a fairly good performance by the rock the only secondary character who you couldn t wait to see leave the screen bad dumb plot the writers clearly couldn t figure out if they writing to generation x or the year old rap crowd and the combination turned into a film that kept me staring at my watch ,0
this tvm seems to have polarised opinions amongst the commentators on this page so perhaps i can settle everything by saying this is a very stupid not very well made television movie how bad is it it s a teleplay that can t even decide what its name is because while everyone in america calls it linda it s known in britain as lust for murder and it s usually a bad sign when a movie has to change its name and can i also point out that it s not a tongue in cheek spoof as somebody else claimed br br i will be honest and say the plot is rather sound linda and paul cowley meet another couple called the jeffries who they get on very well with they get on so well that they go on holiday together make up your own mind if there s some wife swapping going on and paul sees his wife kill the jeffries after that the plot takes a shock twist br br writing the above paragraph i have suddenly realised the large amount of potential the story had and i won t say anything to put you off the premise it s just that when the story continues after the events i ve described things become more and more unlikely and bizarre not only that but the production values are fairly unimpressive with the actor playing paul cowley doing a very wooden voice over that irritates while most of the scenes exterior and interior look like they ve been filmed on a foggy day,0
film about the failure of government and the selfishness of adults overwhelming impossibility of dealing with life and the means the children go to to try to achieve living only living staying alive in a cruel world a nightmare world we are afraid to watch it because we are seeing truth and are afraid to see it to see a world of despair when we are all so comfortable in our own lives and even complaining about what we have not got when it is so trivial compared to someone else they the children of the movie are desensitized they are more than desensitized by what is around them they see sex as an act like they are watching a tv program when the one boy is with the hooker pixote is sitting on the bed watching with a blank stare no feeling he wants to be a little boy and have a family but the hooker has no compassion either and pushes him away a human film with human relations and moral judgement in a ugly scared cruel world reminds us that life is not fair but you can still have a human connection ,1
this was one of my favorite series when i was a kid the swedish broadcasting company decided to broadcast it once again a couple of summers ago when i had just finished my first semester of medical school i was surprised to see the depth in which the organs was explained sure some things are simplified but most of it was correct even though it was made years ago and quite understandable i would suggest that all soon to be medical student should watch it it is a very good way to learn some of the basic medical words for example now i m in my th semester and i think i ll watch the series once again as soon as i ve bought the dvd box ,1
steven seagal is a thief who specializes in robbing wealther drug dealers giving to the poor and unfortunate heh harlan the robin hood anyway harlan wants to go straight for his girl jada mari morrow so he takes on a job as the driver of an armoured car for a max stevens kevin tighe wasted in an underwritten role max intends to have the millions for himself and his unscrupulous associates with the intent of using his loader bruno robert miano to bring him the money but harlan has other plans escaping the police hiding the money and ditching bruno who had a loaded gun pointed at harlan s head threatening to shoot him if he didn t drive after evading capture by ramming a huge dump truck harlan passes out charged with the murder of police among other things as a result of the damage caused by the high speed chase harlan is imprisoned and many wish to know where the money is harlan joins forces with an inmate ice treach a leader of one of the many gangs in the prison breaking out with the plans of finding max and eliminating every member of his corrupt entourage soon dea agent rachel knowles sarah buxton becomes part of this scenario thanks to her boss saunders nick mancuso who claims there s drugs involved also injected into the plot is harlan s desire to save a children s hospital about to close and jada has mysterious dreams regarding max br br seagal and treach cut up with each other speaking in gangsta while buxton spends time trying to help harlan uncovering the possibility her boss is in cahoots with max mancuso s character is an odd duck allowing rachel much leeway despite the threat she is to his career tighe shows up for five or so minutes tops which is a shame seagal s harlan escapes prison and finds each and every rich associate of max s inevitably discovering his whereabouts after cracking a few skulls snapping some wrists and breaking some bones treach speaks in his rapper speech and seagal tries to answer him in kind providing some unintentional laughs as you d expect a lot of people get shot and seagal doesn t break a sweat it s interesting seeing seagal in prison among the convicts helping treach out when a group of eses plan to take him out ,0
after reading some very good reviews about this film i thought i would give it a watch and after being very disappointed with the film i thought i would give it my own review this is my first ever so bare with me br br first of all i would scratch horror from the genre as in no way is it horrific or scary in the slightest with the exception of a few feeble attempts to make you jump unfortunately one of which worked on me i would say that calling this film a thriller is pushing it as i wasn t particularly thrilled either the film is about a spoiled mischievous girl who faints a few times during these times she visits a house which she has been drawing after each visit she decides to add something else to the house to make it a bit more lively one of the features being a sad little boy who is also ill in reality as she befriends the boy she realises that her imaginary world that she created is actually better than the real world that she is in until she adds her constantly away father to the house due to a misdrawing her dad turns out to be evil and her and the boy must escape from his clutches br br think its an attempt to be a slightly more mellow version of a nightmare on elm street but is more like a trip to the beach br br in conclusion my generous will hopefully stop at least one of you from watching this drab ,0
clearly this film was made for a newer generation that may or may not have had an inkling of charles bukowski s work the autobiographical henry chinaski character in bukowski s stories was brilliantly portrayed to perfection by mickey rourke in s barfly also starring faye dunaway anyone who has seen factotum should certainly see barfly to get a better look at how bukowski wrote his character factotum lacks the greasy seediness of bukowski s screenplay and the fearless hopelessness of his loner hero the inadvertent humor that bubbles through in the dark desperation of chinaski s misadventures doesn t work for dillon as it did so admirably for the overweight filthy blood soaked rourke rourke s character makes the pain and pleasure of the previous night s misbehavior a place setting for yet another grueling ugly day in the life of a drunken misanthropic unknown writer dillon s character misses these marks in favor of a strutting handsome relatively clean looking wanna be writer that scarcely passes for any moment in that of chinaski s story dunaway s sleazy heroine wanda is the perfect complement to the ne er do well henry the women in factotum can t hold a candle to dunaway s distressed goddess and the use of more profane sexual subject matter in factotum proves to be more of a crude distraction than a tip of the hat to bukowski s raw and unapologetic portrayals of dysfunctional relationships i was stunned at how many of the exact same scenes were used in factotum marisa tomei buying all the stuff and charging it to the old man is an exact rip off from barfly br br if you want to see the best bukowski stories on film see barfly and love is a dog from hell which also goes by the title crazy love ,0
alexandre aja s remake of the hills have eyes was one of the bright spots of not only was it a remake of a classic horror film but it was pretty damned good too so nearly a year later we are being treated to the sequel to that remake while original scripter wes craven is back as producer and co scripted this film just fails to rise to the level set by the original and the remake a group of military trainees stop by in the desert to check in on some scientists and find themselves run afoul of the mutant family from the first film at least those that remain plus some new ones there s plenty of gore to be had here what annoys me about this film is the utter lack of characterization the viewer does not give a damn about what happens to any of these people because we haven t gotten into them even the mutants had some characterization last time out and this time nothing gore for the sake of gore is pointless there has to be a reason for this to happen for it to be interesting nothing that happens here is interesting and what is it lately with rape scenes in films here we get yet another one for no real reason hopefully this is one set of hills that won t be visited again ,0
i ve seen a slew of s rocker horrors over the years from rubbish like terror on tour to ridiculously fun gems like slumber party massacre somehow i managed to keep putting this one off which is strange because it s probably the most popular and well received one well i finally caught up with it and it s easily the best of this mostly awful but almost always endearing subgenre the plot which was pretty much lifted in the film black roses concerns a mulleted misfit named eddie whose ridiculed by all in his high school for his taste in music he loves s metal especially his idol sammi curr played by the late great tony fields after sammi is killed eddie favorite radio dj gives him sammi s final recording once eddie plays the record backwards he discovers he s a bit tougher and bad things start happening to those who taunt him is sammi s music possessed trick or treat is well made and a total hoot the special effects are awesome even though it does feature the typical s laser beams i grew up in the s and while i wasn t a fan of heavy metal i do remember the urban legend about playing a record backwards hearing the sounds of satan worshipping haha i also remember being told by my older siblings and neighbors that both kiss and ozzy worshipped satan so it s very amusing to see them both make cameos as a harmless radio dj and a anti rock priest if only i had seen this film as a kid while the film seems to poke fun at the popular connection in the s between alleged devil worship and heavy metal the viewer never really finds out why sammi curr is back from the dead creating havoc and killing whoever gets in his way this is movie s weakest point but if you can overlook that it s loads of fun ,1
philo vance william powell helps solve multiple murders among the wealthy after a dog show br br usually i hate overly convoluted mysteries like this but i love this movie it moves very quickly only minutes is beautifully directed by michael curtiz he uses tons of camera tricks that just speed the narrative along has a very ingenious story line including a solution to a locked room murder that was just incredible and has a very good cast br br powell is very suave and great as vance he doesn t seem to be acting he is vance mary astor isn t given much to do but she adds class and beauty to the production everybody else is very good too but best of all is eugene pallette as detective heath he s a very good actor with a very distinctive voice and some of his lines were hilarious br br basically an excellent s hollywood murder mystery well worth seeing br br ,1
art house horror tries to use unconventional aesthetics to cover the fact that this is just another serial killer chiller which ultimately relies on pornographic combinations of teen sexuality and violent gore the suburbs come across about as well as they do in every piece of australian writing book or film since surprise surprise the suburbs have a dark underbelly and the plot is as contrived as any you ve seen the neighbours would never know about this guy one of the filmmakers says about joel edgerton s character but he was completely plausible as to what he was serial killers don t all have patches over their eyes and scars down their cheeks they look like the guy next door another trader in pornographic violence who sees a serial killer in every street but the real insignificance of this film is in the fact that it s a genre film that nobody saw backed by substantial funds including some from film finance that s government this got a run at the underground film festival in melbourne and had to rely on acmi kindness for a very short release season q what is the ffc doing funding genre flicks even if they are arty and aesthetically unconventional q why are these nasty movies acolytes beautiful punishment no through road being made in the first place richard wolstencroft co encourage their creators to believe they re giving the masses what they really want as opposed to what the culture elite in government funding think they want the truth is that these brutal and forgettable nasties earn far more critical acclaim and win far more obscure awards than they re due ,0
i watched this film without knowing anything about it whatsoever and found it similar thematically to billy elliott both films are based around a troubled father son relationship in both films the son does not want to follow his father down the mines and dreams of a better life away from their home town both sons face derision by their classmates and both have a strong female role model who teaches them br br the major difference that i found between the films was that october sky was an infinitely more interesting and touching film laura dern puts in a moving performance and chris cooper plays the disapproving father very well as he went on to do in american beauty joe johnston surprised me with his subtle directing very different from his other directorial features such as jumanji and jurassic park iii br br ,1
beautifully filmed well acted tightly scripted suspense movie had me on the edge of my seat i liked the lead actress very much and thought the villain was very well done not much to chew on here in the way of a theme but if you just get in your seat turn your brain off watch the fancy camera work and enjoy the plot you will have a great time the plot is well worn and regular movie goers will probably know more or less what to expect by about ten minutes in but that didn t bother me as i enjoyed watching it unfold in the old days they might not have focused so tightly on just two characters and there were some enticing moments when i hoped they were going to let some other people have a few lines but these folks were probably right to keep the movie so tightly focused the plot got me by the throat fairly early on and never let go it s not a good idea to think too much either during or after the movie as i m not sure it makes a great deal of sense just sit back and enjoy ,1
i liked house of dracula much more than house of frankenstein carradine is much more passable his acting isn t as ridiculous overboard as in hof the actors deliver solid enough performances the subplots eg the monster the village mobsters the village idiot the hunchback nurse etc are mixed in well so that none becomes an odd splinter as in hof better run than the stitched together hof the hunchback nurse is as likable as the hunchback in hof the doctor is very good as well lon chaney adds a classy touch with his wolfman worth watching twice a classic universal horror with that typical s long lost flair especially good is the doctor s performance before after his blood had been contaminated with dracula s ,1
 but i laughed a lot br br i saw astérix et les vikings at a public screening during the world cup the sound was lousy it was too bright to see the screen properly but i still enjoyed myself immensely the names of some of the characters had me rolling on the floor smsix abba vikea all not very witty but in good astérix tradition some very good jokes but also some that not everybody seemed to get br br the only thing i didn t like were the voices of astérix and obélix in the german version at least the voice actors are very well known around here which was the only reason they were casted really they don t fit the characters at all br br all in all a good way to spend some time and if it s free like in my case all the better and to have a couple of laughs out of ,1
though several scenes of wirey spindell can be described as over the top i thought that it was refreshing to see something that was willing to go to a level of near taboo twisted comedy br br wirey spindell is a great film with great dialog i wouldn t say that this film is for everyone but the film is on my top list br br if you can look beyond it s occasional offensiveness and watch it for the film that it is i would hope you could see it in the same light that i do ,1
witchy hildegard knef traps a group of people in an isolated hotel and picks them off one by one in twisted disgusting ways i thought i d seen it all until one unfortunate man here is crucified and then has his head set on fire hildy is quite the prankster too she takes a nagging harpy and sews her mouth shut then hangs her upside down in the chimney just in time for a roaring fire witchery made me sick it made my eyes hurt i was ready to write it off as the worst movie ever ever ever made by otherwise competent people until the finale i have to admit i loved the ending it involves a boy and his toy tape recorder cornered by linda blair looking fantastically possessed the scene only lasts for about a minute and the movie s over but you know that old saying if you ve got a great ending people will forgive you for just about anything ,0
vic richard dreyfuss is a mob boss leaving a mental institution back to his world of gangsters how can a director have a cast with richard dreyfuss ellen barkin jeff goldblum diane lane very gorgeous gabriel byrne gregory hines kyle maclachlan burt reynolds billy idol and a make such a waste of time this movie is a comedy that is not funny having a constellation in the cast my vote is four br br title brazil prazer em matar te pleasure in killing you br br ,0
this is another one of those fundamentalist christian movies that hit you over the head with religion like a sledgehammer you know you are in trouble when the setup of the story is completely ridiculous three men are flying to mexico to deliver bibles this makes no sense since the church is protestant and most mexicans are catholic protestant and catholic bibles are not the same the catholic bible has books in it that are not in the protestant bible i also find it difficult to believe that churches in mexico would not distribute bibles to them i can understand if they were going to a place where christianity is in the minority but mexico is far fetched if you cannot believe the setup of a story then you don t the rest of the story either a movie about religion can be entertaining but not this movie ,0
the director is sweet as is his co directing wife shira geffen but their movie sucks it has its moments and some pretty girls but there is too much of everything amélie meets breaking the waves meets pauline at the beach you walk away wanting to know more about the wedding photographer and about the girl who likes it best when nothing happens be it in movies or in real life instead you get a suicidal writer a neurotic actress and an illegal immigrant come social worker with a heart of gold it feels like there s more than one truly touching story hidden in the script but at face value it s a truckload of wasted story lines and sentimental bullshit hard to sit out as it is ,0
first i am not really a fan of the whole things eating flesh in disgusting new ways genre of film but i am a bad movie afficionado so my next door neighbor said he had the worst movie ever this one so we start watching it first and foremost it is recorded on a camcorder sans tripod second the voice of the skinny white doctor is dubbed by a large black man third none of the dialogue makes any sense fourth the zombie scenes though unconvincing and chockful of poor makeup and tomato paste lead me to believe the director and my next door neighbor are in need of psychological help it s funny for about minutes but it gets old fast it s so amateurish it s like watching a poorly dubbed high school video yearbook with zombies a note to anyone involved with this movie i want the minutes of my life i spent watching this before i fell asleep back ,0
if you have seen the sholay of don t watch this movie if you have not seen the sholay of go watch it but do not watch this movie this movie has all the ingredients that could possibly have gone wrong with making a remake of sholay br br amitabh babban bachchan plays the role of a psycho villain to the best probably the only mins of the reel that shouldn t be burnt if you remove the rest of the movie and just watch amitabh play around with his character it would still be worth a watch but as insp narsimha mohanlal doesn t do justice to his talent ajay devgan heero is extremely mundane and the only reason i think they cast prashant raj in the role of raj is because he has a striking resemblance to amitabh of his young days sushmita sen carries herself well with grace and make up but the award for the worst performance and any role till date must go to nisha kothari she manages to degrade her acting to such levels that even high school drama would would outshine her performance br br if you have a mortal enemy take him to this movie ,0
actually i m surprised there were so many comments about this movie i saw it as part of a slavic film festival at a major american university but nobody in usa has heard of it which is a real shame the dynamics between the people are what makes it both funny and sad they are stuck together on a long bus trip someplace most of us have been but i never had one like this br br my favorite scene is the one where they stop for the funeral then the man woman sneak off for some lovemaking in the forest but everybody follows them to watch without them knowing just as she raises her skirt and he enters her all the way the consumptive starts hacking they realize everybody is watching talk about surprised but you really have to feel for them even if it is hilariously funny when you see the ending it is sort of ironic that they enjoyed themselves while they did serb humor at it s best ,1
i saw heaven s gate on its opening week nearly twenty years ago tickets were sold in advance based on the great anticipation of seeing cimino s long in the making follow up to his masterpiece the deerhunter the reviews came in and critics trashed the film with vehemence an influential new york film critic led the way and most critics followed suit and the hr min film was pulled from distribution united artists had cimino shorten the film by about an hour and it was re released many months later to equally horrible reviews and to dismal business the film at that time cost about million dollars now considered low budget making it one of the most expensive in history and cimino had free rein on the project with endless retakes despite it being only his third film the deerhunter had also received a negative backlash based on a perceived political ideology which was not popular i mention all this to present a possible bias building up against cimino at the time i thought the film was very good and when i saw the shorter version it was still very good only less so the film showed up again in a museum in the early s they were supposed to show the long version but they could not find an existing print nevertheless seeing the film years later i now thought heaven s gate was a masterpiece finally the long version started to appear in a few select cities i got to see it recently and it was well worth the wait heaven s gate begins with the graduation ceremony at harvard university two of the graduates are kris kristofferson and john hurt and we some of the flaws in their characters early on despite the mandate joseph cotton gives in his speech to the graduating class to use their education to enlighten and improve their country many of the graduates behave as if they are part of an elite country club the film flashes ahead years to johnson county in wyoming a cattle company called the stockholders association has hired poor people to shoot poor immigrants claiming they are cattle thieves kristofferson sides with the immigrants while john hurt is part of the association although hurt is totally against this insane action he is too ineffectual a character to do anything about it a massacre takes place but the immigrants do well in defending themselves a united states cavalry comes to the rescue of the association to allegedly arrest them after most of the damage has been done when in fact they sanctioned the mass killing kristofferson also suffers a great personal loss and the film ends with him years later as part of the elite class of his harvard days married bored on a yacht living but dead on the inside br br this is a very complex film which is brilliant in every department such as it s themes structure direction cinematography writing music editing set designs and acting kristofferson walken hurt huppert dourif bridges waterston and cotton are all excellent portraying very complex characters some of the major complaints i read about this film state that is ugly to look at incoherent too long that the characters make no sense and that the words are often unintelligible in its defense heaven s gate has the look of photographs of that period just as mccabe mrs miller did some of the scenes are smoky looking to suggest the industrial revolution or sometimes horses wagons people are passing by from all sides creating a sense of reality the critic who called it one of the ugliest movies ever made likes to use his thumbs a lot but in spite of all that the composition of each frame and the cinematography are impeccable the film makes a great deal of sense if you pay attention to it everything is not spelled out for the viewer and one has to observe closely to understand the motivations of the characters or its themes as to its length it is a beautifully structured piece at times moving poetic exhilarating or devastating with virtually one great scene following another at times some of the words are unintelligible especially in some of the scenes bustling with activity but one could understand such a cinematic film as this through its use of film language the glances between characters or their actions one day soon this film should be re released in its full length so that people and critics could give it a second chance do not let michael cimino become another orson welles under appreciated in his lifetime and not able to make the kinds of great films he is capable of making ,1
two years later bill alex winter and ted keanu reeves are becoming near rock stars in the present future but still needing more work in their instruments in the future bill ted are in the public popular history but then a evil man joss ackland is set to kill bill ted by sending cyborg look likes to destroy them cyborgs are sent to the past present and they actually murder the real bill ted now both guys are spirits and they have to travel through heaven and hell to save themselves and their future br br directed by peter hewitt tom and huck the borrowers made a clever sequel with terrific visual effects much more funny and entertaining than the original william sadler the shawshank redemption steals the show as the grim reaper br br dvd has an good anamorphic widescreen transfer and an fine dolby digital surround sound dvd has the theatrical trailer and an amusing behind the scenes featurette this sequel was a box office hit like the original but it is also believe it or not one of the best sequels ever made depending on your point of view george carlin reprises his role from the original briefly pam grier also appears in a bit role it s a enjoyable fantasy comedy ,1
i don t want to write too much about the film but basically it s an action comedy with a little bit of romance thrown in about two men who come together in unlikely circumstances and become highway men together fantastic performance by robert carlysle and everybody else involved a brilliant baddy who really makes you hate him some great comical lines actually laugh out loud amazing action and a great plot choice of music and ambiance all fantastic basically brilliantly directed and brilliants written i recommend this film to anyone who likes a good british movie or a good bit of action i don t know why the film never took off i thought it got no where near as much recognition as it deserved if for nothing else watch this film for one of the greatest finale s of all time not to give anything away but this one really get s the heart beating ,1
on the surface this movie would appear to deal with the psychological process called individuation that is how to become a true self by embracing the so called dark side of human nature thus we have the darkling a classic shadowy devilish creature desperately seeking the company that is recognition of men and the story revolves around the various ways in which this need is handled more or less successfully br br however if we dig a little deeper we find that what this movie is actually about is how you should relate to your car like you would to any other person in the opening scene the main character male car mechanic fallen from grace is collecting bits and pieces from car wrecks with his daughter when a car wreck nearly smashes the little girl lesson cars are persons embodied with immortal souls and stealing from car wrecks is identical with grave robbery the wicked have disturbed the dead and must be punished just after that another character rubin buys a car wreck intending to repair it and sell it as a once lost now found famous race car and is warned by the salesman lesson just like any other person a car has a unique identity that cannot be altered nor replaced in addition there is the twist that rubin actually sees a hidden quality in what most people would just think of as junk but eventually that quality turns out to be a projection of rubin s own personal greed for more profit lesson thou shalt never treat thy car as a means only but always as an end in itself then we have the scene where the main character is introduced to rubin and more importantly rubin s car the main character s assessment of the car s qualities is not just based on its outer appearance but also by a thorough look inside the engine room lesson a car is not just to be judged by its looks it is what is inside that really counts there is punishment in store for those who do not keep this lesson in mind as we see in the scene where another man tries to sell rubin a fake collector s car this scene by the way also underlines the importance of lesson br br there are numerous other examples in the movie of the car person theme and i am too tired now to bother citing all of them but the point remains and i guess this is what i m really trying to say that this movie is fun to watch if you have absolutely nothing else to do or if you re a car devotee ,0
this movie was rather awful vipul shah s last movie was good this one was just bad although it s a good story and is handled in a great way aatish kapadia who adapted this movie from another gujarati play avjo wahala fari malishu made a good but slow pianful and a half hours to watch there are a lot of flaws in this movie but it s still a entertainer songs are rather bleaked out and don t work well but they re still good overall not a movie you would enthusiastically watch it s still a story to take in to account and it s good if you re the relationship type pretty good movie with loads of flaws and humor that s really not needed even one bit,1
revenge is one of my favorite themes in film moreso the futility of revenge is one of my favorite themes in film having seen gaspar noe s irreversible i was expecting an even more relevant expression of this theme instead this film is a weak half hearted attempt which expressed nothing but the film s lack of conviction and focus br br spoilers the end scene a gratuitous male on male rape torture scene came across as nothing less than a female revenge rape fantasy however the film doesn t even follow through with this instead the drawn out scene which far exceeds the brutality of the initial rape both in the degree to which it was graphic and to which it was ritualized is crowned with a shot of dawson s face in an expression of either regret or this didn t fix anything while the rape of her rapist is heard continuing in the background br br my problem with the scene wasn t one of shock but one of confusion as to what such a graphic scene was trying to get across to the audience i mean do we feel bad for the rapist do we rejoice in dawson s revenge are we disgusted by the brutality of it all do we feel dawson s moment of regretful clarity aside from this failing the film is really sort of awkwardly paced with more style than substance character s are thin dialog is monotonous etc br br normally i try to take films on their own terms but descent didn t really seem to know what those were thumbs down ,0
i did not expect to enjoy this in truth i watched it because a friend knew a friend knew a friend who wrote the script but wasn t credited knowing dylan thomas and really being appreciative of his poetry but aware and rather disconcerted by the man i didn t feel i needed to see a twee adaption of his lame bohemian life laid bare and this was not it critical and yet appreciative it was it made me cry kiera knightley was superb even with that slightly strained welsh accent and it is a sad tale that they tell dylan thomas is not the hero as sadly he was not throughout his life and neither really are the so called feisty woman of the pr spiel it is cillian the william of the movie a man that leaves the woman he loves to fight a war that they ignore his challenge to reoonnect with that indifference is what is of real interest to this film and what a beautiful performance from that actor i thiink this film is underrated because it was marketed so badly dylan thomas fans will expect something more from their so very flawed hero and get less and well that is how it was marketed it is not a film about dylan thomas and it is much more interesting for it ,1
this movie starts out a little slow but kicks into comedic gear quickly each of the three teenage girls offer their own believable distinct assertive and entertaining personalities i particularly enjoyed the dialog and interaction between keith and lisa if one looked beyond the superficial action that was taking place keith s character treated lisa s deflowering with tenderness and consideration the comic development that followed was also pulled in expertly in my opinion david boreanaz gives a wonderful performance as the adult male who clearly gets himself into more trouble than he can handle dialogue was sharp quick and flowed nicely the director and writer of this film clearly showed how none of the main characters got to claim the moral high ground after all the shenanigans they pulled although the movie appears light on the surface it reflects all the gray areas of becoming an adult human emotions and desire ,1
because it is that s why this is the same jealous daughter kills people flick we ve seen a billion times rosanna arquette makes anything worth watching and mandy schaffer s brief nude scene after teasing via scantily clad attire throughout the film at the end almost make this trite blarney worthwhile but not quite br br out of ,0
a battleship is sinking its survivors hanging onto a nearby liferaft sit there doing nothing while we go into each of their minds for a series of long flashbacks br br even though noel coward s name is the only one that you notice during the credits everything that s cinematic in it is because of lean and on technical terms its very good david lean just knew films from the get go there are many moments where coward s studied dialogue takes a second seat and lean s visual sense takes centre stage try the soldiers getting off the ship near the end and that whole scene the tracking shot towards the hymn singing the scene where we re inside a house that gets bombed br br noel coward is one of the worst actors i ve ever seen he s totally wooden not displaying emotion character or humanity you can see it in his eyes that he s not really listening to what the other performer is saying he s just waiting for them to finish so he can rush out his own line br br br br its episodic a bit repetitive and the flashbacks overwhelm the story there s no central story that they advance just give general insights into the characters still its an interesting film worth a watch and a good debut for lean its not a very deep or penetrating film and its definitely a propaganda film but its also a showcase for lean s editing skills its all about how the pieces are put together ,0
i only voted it mainly because hitchcock agreed to direct it he certainly had an off day with predictable plot lines stupid childish characters who are desperately trying to be funny there were twee hygenic sanitised emasculated sex scenes at a time when the hollywood production code was in full force lazy male characters in the film who like soap characters never do a stroke of work for which they are paid it always irritates me when food is usually never eaten by actors one exception was in the eating scene in tom jones although copious amounts of drink are consumed actors have to leave their mouths free for the next line carole lombard certainly fitted hitchcock s cool blond idealised image of a heroine but what ever possessed him to direct this worthless unfunny script he should have stuck to his thrillers it certainly has not worn well over the last years i couldn t wait for it to end as it gradually irritated me no end ,0
the movie starts with a spiderman spoof which is your introduction to rick riker played by drake bell of drake josh fame personally i d have given the movie to josh who is much funnier and the rick punchers joke is lifted right out of airplane so the writers were obviously already scraping the barrel for ideas for this film rick s class is on a science trip to the amalgamated genetics lab and this is where we get to meet the st star name in the film brent spiner data in star trek tng playing dr strom rick is bitten by a genetically modified dragonfly which is where his powers come from br br we meet our next big star names at rick s home his aunt lucille marion ross of happy days fame uncle albert leslie nielson of airplane police squad naked gun fame and we re introduced to carlson on the amalgamated board of directors dan castellaneta from the simpsons who is then very promptly killed we re told rick has slept for days get some cheap crappy sexually orientated scenes designed to get the teen male audience paying attention the stephen hawking lookalike s scene is painful to watch and is really a bad idea that doesn t work and isn t remotely funny br br we get another spiderman spoof rick catching the girl and all the planets but the movie should end right there as jill was hit in the head by a falling bowling ball which would have broken her skull and killed her stone dead you get to see rick s st powers emerge gripping ability speed then his st rescue which goes very wrong we also get an incest reference which is in very poor taste indeed we get a flashback and a batman spoof in which we discover rick is solely responsible for the death of his parents spoofing spiderman again ricks uncle is shot with jeffrey tambor from hellboy playing the hospital doctor we then get an x men spoof done very badly as patrick stewart is about as white as they come barry bonds is played by yet another lookalike br br we meet invisible girl played by pamela anderson looking stunning in her costume ricks st outing in his costume once he fixes his ability to see breath through it is another batman spoof the tom cruise youtube interview clip is played by yet another lookalike and not a very good one at that there are lots of modern references like youtube facebook wikipedia all showing that the movie is set in modern day there s a very weak gay joke never a good idea to do those either when jill is helping aunt lucille make thanksgiving dinner and the pissing scene isn t very funny just infantile br br the aunt farting scene isn t particularly funny just incredibly childish anyone finding it funny must have a mental age of about she s killed and then we have a really bad necrophilia joke is there no topic these people won t try to use to get a cheap laugh out of at her funeral and the even worse cremation joke br br we get the worst lookalikes in the whole movie prince charles nelson mandela at the awards ceremony and if you didn t already know how infantile or stupidly lowbrow this movie is landers wins the douchebag of the year award landers is revealed as the hourglass in a really bad scene where the same girl manages to run past jill twice in the same direction br br obviously the hourglass is foiled jill is rescued from certain death and the only funny scene in the whole movie is the final one ,0
living just down the hwy from georgetown co i remember this movie well and thought it was great the story seems like something john would do even in real life but there is something that i will always remember most about the movie for those of you who don t live in denver every christmas the city of denver co puts up a fabulous display of lights and decorations at the civic center in downtown denver well as it so happened during the filming of this movie a nativity scene was needed so it was borrowed from the civic center display with permission by the way someone had forgotten to advice the powers that be and it was reported stolen a frantic search began with law enforcement for a few days finally someone spoke up and remembered loaning it to the film crew in georgetown it was returned and put back where it belonged as it turns out it wasn t featured all that much in the movie you can barely see it during the christmas show with the children it did create quit a disturbance though ,1
i can t believe i rarely ever see this title mentioned by all you eighties horror freaks and i definitely won t be joining all my fellow reviewers here in saying that bloody birthday is awful viewing on the contrary i enjoyed it very much and i was pleasantly surprised by the ingeniousness and surprise twists it offers don t just refer to this film as being another s slasher because the victims here are rather unlikely and so are the killers we re introduced to three cherubic looking youngsters who were all born during a solar eclipse at the moment they were delivered planet saturn was blocked by both the sun and the moon and due to this the kids are emotionless and seemly without conscience this really starts to show around their tenth birthday as they go on a merciless killing spree br br granted this stuff is incredibility far fetched and even slightly offensive but seriously who cares unlike many other horror films from this period it at least attempts to bring something original and imaginative for once the kids acting is good and the entire film has a creepy atmosphere and grizzly music the murders sequences are grim and tense and it s always eerie to see them getting committed by angel faced kids i don t know who hired the kids but they did a good job especially the girl and the kid with glasses are highly memorable the bleak images of the heartless trio remind you of classic highlights such as village of the damned the bad seed and children of the damned this film is nowhere near as memorable as these milestones but great fun and not one horror lover will regret watching this br br bloody birthday was written and directed by ed hunt not particularly the greatest genius in cinema but a pleasantly deranged fella who also brought us immensely entertaining cheesefests like the brain and starship invasions if all this isn t enough to convince you yet bloody birthday has a lot of nudity and not just any nudity but a topless dance act by mtv vj julie brown oh and keep your eyes open for a completely redundant cameo by joe penny later the star of tv series jake and the fatman check it out ,1
i watched the babysitter as part of bci eclipse drive in cult classics featuring crown international pictures releases on dvd i think it is a very good film br br this movie packs a lot of story into a very short time you have hippies rock music bikers lesbians sexual impropriety blackmail and murder all in one spot br br the lead actors do a credible job and i found the intricately woven plot to be believable and interesting br br however the supporting cast primarily the bikers delivers a stilted performance particularly when asked to deliver lines with more than just a few words perhaps they used real bikers instead of actors a couple of the characters in particular were exceptionally believable br br the musical score is absolutely spot on for the times the tempo and for moving the story forward i found the music a real treat i noticed in the opening credits that the movie featured the music of the food i googled them but couldn t find anything br br in any case george e carey who wrote produced and starred in this movie liked the idea so much of a wayward married man brought to redemption through trials and tribulation and a little help of course that he wrote produced and starred in weekend with the babysitter ,1
perhaps the best isabel allende s book house of the spirits describes an alternative chilean history this one full of magic a mystic veil plus some kind of omnipresent sadness this movie gathers a great cast plus a great art direction with a script that cannot contain all this book s quality it s unusual for a nearly unknown country like chile to get so well represented as it is by this movie whose perhaps only sin is to aim too high and because of that left the illiterate public a little upset mostly because they understood very little ,1
thank god for the internet movie database when i first got this movie i watched it every night just before before bed and was getting something different out of it every time but no matter how i sliced it it came up disturbing the black and white and all the twitching really freaked me you stare at the screen unsure of what you are looking at and just when you think you got it it becomes clear and it s something completely different the imagery is very disturbing twitching and straight razors do not sit well with me in any movie still everytime i watched it i was interpreting it somewhat differently there is no dialogue ya know so i decided to check the imdb for the plot summary boy that throws me for a loop i had no idea that was supposed to be god now i m going to watch it with this in mind and see what happens ,1
yes the movie was that boring and insipid after a certain point i was wanting the croc to eat these people just so we could get the movie over with br br the plot is that three aussies take a fishing tour up a river in a little boat where the fishing guide straps on a gun he says he just does it for insurance purposes all the crocs have been hunted out of this river he is immediately eaten by a croc the trio then get chased up a tree getting picked off by the reptile in their attempts to escape they spend most of the movie arguing over the best way to escape br br predictably the one survivor finds the tour guide s gun and shoots the crocodile aww they killed the movie s only likable character br br where s paul hogan or steve irwin when you really need them ,0
the title should have been the walker the guy expend of the movie walking he doesn t know what he wants or what he is go through life stealing peoples identity for nothing he gets no benefit no money nothing pretending to be another person br br no body was able to understand why he was pretending to be somebody else br br the only thing that was clear in this movie is that he love his father and was a good son but the rest was crap br br may be director is a looser that would like to be somebody else but what he really should do is to get a real job because after his movie i don t think he has a chance to make as a movie producer ,0
st watched out of dir mark dindal fast paced frantic animation effort by ted turner s feature animation group plays a lot like tv cartoons and leaves a lot to be desired in the area of likeable characters but definetly has extremely unlikeable villains i m not even sure why the kids would like this movie because there are so many references to old movie stars that kids know very little or nothing about mediocre effort at best despite raves on the box comparing it to disney efforts like aladdin and lion king don t let this fool you there is no comparison in story or quality ,0
this almost documentary look at an enterprising boy who lives in the body shop area outside of new york is real all the way real lighting real sound less editing in the whole movie than in minute of most movies and while there is very little script there is a story shot in primary colors almost all red white blue and yellow we get a real sense of the life of a boy who is making something from nothing he has a place to live that he makes his own has a good job and is trying to bring his sister into his little universe the people in the chop shop area also give us a look at this culture which i didn t know about they mostly seem decent and pay ale what seems like daily seeming truly concerned about his well being the actor i think playing ale says more with one facial expression than one can imagine this reminded me what a true small movie can accomplish it shows what kids are capable of even without much support and love definitely recommend ,1
i love this movie it focuses on both issues reality and fantasy reality because hey we all wanted a date from that popular guy billy and some of us haven t been kissed yet right be honest br br another real issue is because of the pain people gain from teasing and whoa high school life remember it the fantasy is finding your true love when you re and still in high school not really fantasy but close enough br br although some parts are unbelievable it was a great movie there are no other words to describe such incredible work and the story was wonderful drew barrymore did a charmingly wonderful job same as the hilarious david arquette the people who worked in the movie are all wonderful didn t i just repeat that br br never been kissed is one of the movies that the later generations should watch it shows reality and some not issues for people like you and me ,1
like the gentle giants that make up the latter half of this film s title michael oblowitz s latest production has grace but it s also slow and ponderous the producer s last outing mosquitoman d had the same problem it s hard to imagine a boring shark movie but they somehow managed it the only draw for hammerhead shark frenzy was it s passable animatronix which is always fun when dealing with wondrous worlds beneath the ocean s surface but even that was only passable poor focus in some scenes made the production seems amateurish with dolphins and whales the technology is all but wasted cloudy scenes and too many close ups of the film s giant subjects do nothing to take advantage of imax s stunning d capabilities there are far too few scenes of any depth or variety close ups of these awesome creatures just look flat and there is often only one creature in the cameras field so there is no contrast of depth michael oblowitz is trying to follow in his father s footsteps but when you ve got shark week on cable his introspective and dull treatment of his subjects is a constant disappointment ,1
this movie was terrible i rented it not knowing what to expect i watched the st minutes and the movie and knew it was a bomb the acting was bad and there was no plot the monster is soooooo fake it growls and its mouth doesnt move also why would they have a doctor playing a xylophone to kill the monster just plain bad don t even waste your time out of ,0
dr mccoy and mr spock find themselves trapped in a planet s past ice age while capt kirk is in the same planet s colonial period however it s the former pair that has the most trying time besides the freezing temperatures and sanctuary to be found only in caves there is a third inhabitant the beautiful and so sexy zarabeth mariette hartley as spock spends more time in this era he slowly begins to revert to the behavioral patterns of his ancestors feeling a natural attraction to zarabeth and throwing caution to the wind about ever leaving this place only with dr mccoy s constant reminders does spock hold on to some grasp of reality br br this stand as one of the few times when the character gets to show some emotion and nimoy spock plays it to the hilt coming close to knocking the bejesus out of deforest kelly mccoy surprising to previous installment captain kirk william shatner wasn t allowed to get the girl another plus for this one br br perennial old man ian wolfe assays the role of mr atoz the librarian responsible for sending the trio into the past ,1
ok i ve seen plenty of movies dealing with witches and the occult but this one was just plain weird this movie starts out as this cult of witches led by a really bad orson wells playing the staring role couldn t they have gotten somebody that looked and acted more like a satanist he just did not belong in this movie at all but anyhow the coven takes a new member and stabs a doll that resembles somebody and makes her have a miscarrage the lady that had the miscarrage and her husband go off to a place called lillith on busness and the lady meanwhile is seeing an image of her sister or whoever it is calling to her and warning her to stay away from there and to never use her powers there or she will die the couple after they get settled down in the strange town discover that all the inhabitants are all witches and she becomes nosey and afraid of all of her neighbors and friends then strange things start to happen as the lady discovers a funeral taking place on a hill that suddenly disapears that was creepy as well as seeing the little boy belonging to orson wells at the playgroud that he later asks the lady to help him bring back to life the lady soon tries to escape the town but only to find herself traped by it s inhabitants and powers and finds herself ignoring all of what the spirit tries to warn her about this movie is ok it s has it s moments of suspense but it really could have done much better than to have orson in there ,0
wow as a big fan of larry mcmurtry western tales and the lonesome dove series in particular i was s o o o looking forward to comanche moon what a tremendous letdown maybe my expectations were set too high because of the all around excellence of lonesome dove the story the characters the cinematography the music it all worked br br comanche moon by comparison comes across like a bad saturday night live skit the characters are completely colorless the dialogue is babble and the plot meanders mindlessly all over the place it seems like the actors are all reading from teleprompters i couldn t relate to any of the characters good guys bad guys not even the incidental characters david midthunder s performance stands out in particular it looks like it was plucked out of an eighth grade middle school performance i m sorry i d like to find something positive to say about comanche moon but i just can t do it there s nothing there ,0
i saw the reader at a film festival in manhattan this week it touched my heart in a way that few short films have done in ten or so minutes it tells a poignant two character story that resonated deeply with me duncan rogers has done a superb job capturing very real tender moments on film what i really admire about this film is that the director has chosen a story appropriate to the short format these are genuinely interesting characters and their story is told in the perfect length of time this is no small feat haven t we all seen shorts that are simply longer stories squeezed to fit the format or stage stories that weren t properly adapted to screen i applaud the reader for really doing it right and i encourage anyone who is interested in film and in storytelling to look at it seriously worth every moment ,1
in general i like dinosaur movies but this one is pure crap no script no dialogues no acting and the brave colonel rance trying to show he is tough and so curving his mouth resembles as a twin brother the stupid proctor from the police academy so this was a complete waste of time fortunately not waste of money as i saw the film on tv and i really cannot understand people who graded this sh t they must ve joked my advice if you see this title run from it ,0
it s bad for ya really showcases more of george carlin s talents he really is still as sharp as a tack it is a shame that we lost him this past year but his comedy will forever live on this stand up special is literally one of the funniest i have ever heard a comedian perform even though he is making fun of small children it just makes you laugh the way he says some of the stuff it is true that carlin can literally make something that seems unfunny and turn it into one of the funniest things you have ever and will ever hear i really enjoyed this stand up particularly from carlin and recommend that those that liked this check out more of george carlin s stand up ,1
i m afraid that you ll find that the huge majority of people who rate this movie as a are highly christian i am not if you are looking for a christian movie i recommend this film if you are looking for a good general movie i m afraid you ll need to go elsewhere br br i was annoyed by the characters and their illogical behaviour the premise of the movie is that the teaching of morality without teaching that it was jesus who is the basis of morality is itself wrong one scene shows the main character telling a boy that it is wrong to steal and then the character goes on to say that it was jesus who taught us this i find that offensive are we to believe that thou shalt not steal came from jesus i suppose he wrote the ten commandments and stealing was acceptable before that i rented the movie from netflix i should have realized the nature of the movie from the comments oh well ,0
those people who told me this movie is good shame on them this film is for an audience who has no problem to watch everything especially when it s all about tough guys guns chasing heists i d compare this movie with the inside man the same loss of time i m tired of copy and paste movies and i m discontented but what can i do fans of that types of movies are much more if you want to watch good movie from that type i will recommend to you lucky number slevin i m not mean i just dislike this movie weak actors weak script weak action probably someone else will like it many people many tastes however for me chaos is tasteless ,0
the story concerns a genealogy researcher mel harris who is hired by her estee lauder like cosmetic queen aunt her aunt by marriage we are left to presume is trying to track down her long lost family in europe all they have to go on is a photo of a young girl standing by an ornate music box the researcher heads to europe and conducts her search in places like milan budapest and vienna the scenery is the real thing and is actually shot on location unlike a murder she wrote where jessica is supposed to be visiting a far flung locale and lansbury never left burbank anyway she meets a young man who is also searching to solve a family mystery of his own and they team up to track down clues and menace bad guys the dialogue particularly the romantic dialogue is terrible i watched this because of the scenery but the script was so bad that i stayed on just to see if it would get worse it did acting was also off i can see why mel harris s career never really took off after thirtysomething but she is adequate seems too old for her co star though but the supporting players are straight out of the community playhouse i also lost count of how many times they say budapest to each other yes it is pronounced bood a phesht we know okay i realized halfway into the film that this had to be one of those harlequin movies and sure enough it is guess that says it all ,0
i like the concept of csi but the show is spoiled by some seriously wooden acting the medical examiner has the best lines and delivers them in an arch offhand manner that livens up the story unfortunately he has little screen time br br also why does jorja fox always look and act so utterly unhappy i know that forensic investigation is a very serious business but the characters for the most part seem to confuse seriousness with humorlessness and a complete lack of personality i can t imagine dating either sarah sidle or catherine willows what would you talk to either one about i m waiting for the episode when at the end of a shift catherine picks up a remote control points it at grissom shuts him down and wheels him into a closet until the next day ,0
for a comedic writer woody allen really lets the paying viewer down with this meager attempt at character development there are a few entertaining moments but no more than one would have listening to their dryer tumbling tennis balls br br will ferrell wastes his time in this movie which fails to showcase his usually funny delivery amanda peet did well but again didn t have the room to move in this otherwise corpse like movie the movie is so heavy and dull that it cannot be carried but if it were carried radha mitchell did it br br if you enjoy movies that go on and on in one scene and don t really accomplish anything but to show that their writer can write a few lines of snappy dialogue on occasion then you ll love this movie ,0
most people get the luxury of typing in the title of a film and finding out about the film before watching it but unfortunately i ve just never been one of those kind of people i wouldn t even read the synopsis for fear of spoilers but there are two sides to that because if you ignore such warnings and even give a film a chance after it has flopped in theatres you re entering at your own risk and might just end up with a bad taste in your mouth which is exactly how i feel about this stupid movie br br honestly the only thing good about shakalaka crap crap are some of it songs and seriously excluding the title track even the ever promising kangana renaut s talent metro gangster woh lamhe is seriously wasted here as she plays ruhi the woman who has captured the attention of both the leading male characters played by bobby deol who plays a j a rootless music producer and upen patel who plays reggi an upcoming artist who crosses a j s path celina jaitley provides the right amount of oomph required of a socialite who gets jilted by reggi whom she helped get his foot in the record industry s door this doesn t sound like a mix or movie that should include anupam kher right well you re wrong because he s in it as reggi s father another wasted talent br br the film might not have been so bad had their not over killed the writing behind deol s character the moral message was too preachy revenge had a deadly dark side and the ending was way too overblown that it will make you wonder why you sat down to such a foolish movie in the first place truly this is the epitome of crap ,0
an object lesson in how to make a bad movie which masquerades as horror without going in too close i would imagine this is the results of a bunch of film school students all adding bits to the story and then actually acting in it its like a film workshop of some kind and its a film badly in need of an editor in which case it would have lasted minutes the director of this garbage probably had more money than sense consider the number of submitted scripts or even unreleased films which would have benefited from this the so called granny who was killing people in some pretty stupid ways looked like christopher lloyd in back to the future or maybe the musicians johnny winter edgar winter it starts off with minutes of crass boring nonsense spouted out by the students something about paranoia giving this rubbish is because it can t get any less it has not one single redeeming feature and when one of the girls thinks the body on the floor covered in blood is the guy fooling about she has to actually taste the red stuff before she knows its not tomato ketchup its an insult to the intelligence of an idiot,0
i ve just seen a couple of episodes of eleventh hour but i must say that they were enough to impress me this series is just so impressive and interesting i m definitely going to follow it br br first of all i must say that the acting is top notch patrick stewart plays his character ian the scientist believably and coolly and he makes the audience believe in the character other characters such as rachel are also believable and although they sometimes are a little cold due to the way the series is filmed they re interesting br br the stories told by this series are also interesting for example one of the episodes i saw was about cloning and a man who was trying to clone humans the way the episode was developed and how ian stewart kept following clues and saving people was amazing in addition it made you think about ethics and how good or bad could this be br br anyway i think this is one good tv shows i just hope it keeps going on like this interesting thought provoking and with good acting even though it s filmed in a kind of cold way little lightning cold photography lots of close ups it never stops being interesting highly recommendable ,1
a great ensemble cast a fond remembrance of younger carefree days this movie takes me back to when i went to summer camp indian summer while full of practical jokes and pranks is about growing up and coming to terms with life with middle age life my family i thoroughly enjoyed this movie ,1
the famous international conductor daniel daréus michael nyqvist has a heart attack with his stressed busy professional life and interrupts his successful career with an early retirement he decides to return to his hometown in the north of sweden from where his mother left when he was a seven year old sensitive boy bullied by conny and other school mates to live a low paced life he buys an old school and is invited to participate in the church choir by the local shepherd stig niklas falk but the reluctant and shy daniel refuses in the principle however he gets involved with the community and feels attracted by lena frida hallgren a local woman with a past with the local doctor his music opens the hearts of the members of the choir affecting their daily life the slow tore andré sjöberg has the chance to participate in the choir inger ingela olsson the wife of stig releases her repressed sexuality gabriella helen sjöholm takes an attitude against her abusive and violent husband the gossiper and frustrated siv ilva lööf opens her heart against lena the fat holmfrid mikael rahm cries enough against the jokes of the businessman arne lennart jähkel even daniel starts loving people and lena as the love of his life when they are invited to participate in an important contest in vienna daniel finds his music opening the heart of people making his dream come true br br så som i himmelen is a touching and sensitive movie with a very beautiful story it is impressive how director kay pollak and the screenplay writers have been able to develop a great number of characters in minutes running time the performances are top notch supported by magnificent music score and at least two awesome moments when gabrielle sings her song in the concert and certainly the last concert in vienna with the audience jury and everybody participating in the melody and daniel making his dream come true like in teorema the stranger changes the lives not of only a family but of a conservative community further like many european movies the open conclusion indicates that daniel actually died at least in my interpretation reaching peace with the success of his music my eyes became wet in these two scenes my vote is nine br br title brazil a vida no paraíso the life in the paradise ,1
this was the very first movie i ever saw in my life back in or i was years old at the time and saw it at a drive in theatre i did not grasp that this would be a classic at the time i went to sleep about twenty minutes into the movie after seeing it on the television along with two of my other favourite movies car wash my favourite movie and the wiz which seemed to come on every year about the same time all together about times i knew that here was a movie that i would have as one of my favourites those three movies were the only live action shows that i could watch as a child br br i would not consider this to be a blaxploitation movie but rather an urban interest movie cochise and preach reminded me of some of my uncles especially the wild irish rose that they drank my mother also told me about some of the quarter parties that she attended and that some of the things that occurred in the movie were similar in nature to what occurred in real life if you are one of the two or three black people over thirty who hasn t seen this movie yet then i recommend that you buy the dvd right now i m glad that i was around to witness some of the goings on of the era ,1
this is absolutely the worst movie i ve seen all year br br first i will say that the acting was very good and by all of the cast br br this was apparently meant to be very offbeat and in that regard it succeeded by the same token the story revolves around a self centered wannabe who is a clueless talentless chronic liar whose source of self confidence comes from a pair of leather slippers br br this was worse than watching a car wreck ,0
when childhood memory tells you this was a scary movie it s touch and go whether you should revisit it anyway i remembered a scary scene involving a homeless person and a cool villain played by jeff kober br br the first power is not a very good movie sad to say it s chock full of those cop clichés and a very poor script with holes a truck could drive through along with countless convenient twists that help the story run along lou diamond phillips is the over confident bad ass cop who sends baddie serial killer kober to the gas chamber only to find out he was a minion of satan himself and now has the power of resurrection along with the power of possessing every weak minded person who he comes across through in the mix a very poorly realized psychic who helps with the case br br ahhh this is trash but enjoyable as such especially if you have fond memories of it it scared me as a kid and that scene with the homeless person is still pretty good as for any kind of logic here forget it just about every scenario is thrown in for good measure and you end up with a cross between a steven segal action flick and a s demonic flick and who on earth thought it was a good idea to cast lou diamond phillips in the lead here needless to say he s not convincing at all but he tries his best and i ve never had the problem with the guy so many reviewers here seem to have as for tracy griffith as the psychic the less said the better but kober is pretty good as the killer always liked that actor br br the first power may be just what the doctor ordered after a hard day s work and a brain switch off is needed beer will most likely enhance the viewing experience and i ll definitely have loads of it the next time i give this movie a spin all in all not a good flick but a somewhat guilty pleasure for nostalgic fans who were easily scared as kids see you around buddy boy ,0
they should have called this movie adopted mouse brother that is slightly inspired by someone s vague recollection of stuart little who just kind of skimmed the book a little but mostly just remembered the cover if it wasn t so misleading i d give it a better review br br but seriously people do your kids a favor and have them read the book they might actually learn something instead of having their mind numbed by what we all know as hollywood film br br the book stuart little isn t about a mouse it s about a person who happens to be very small and mouse like he s born to his parents not adopted the book is about his life and his eventual departure from home and the journey he embarks on there is a cat named snowball who thinks he s food and wants to eat him but snowball can t talk br br in the movie they screw all of that up i think the only things that they kept from the book were the boat race and the names ,0
crazed shotgun toting incest driven revenge seeking truck drivers obsessive control disorder daddy raped me when i was handcuff carrying all latex wearing prostitutes is just a few of the character you will be introduced to in this complete disgrace of a movie that can easily be viewed on any cable tv station ie skinemax at am on sunday nights and yes i know that was an entire sentence but bare with me people this is a long winded review for a short pointless film br br filmed in somewhere canada with almost no budget the plot to this freak show is trite the police in it obviously never heard of state jurisdiction because they end up chasing both miya hookers and trent idiotic anal retentive generic insecure college student all across the u s and i thought only the fbi could do that the camera is shaky the sex scenes are mediocre and the acting is so bad it might actually cause unintentional acid flashbacks to movies like ishtar and leonard part br br as far as the skin scenes go which is the only reason to even rent this movie don t even think of buying it there are two of them the first one is the only one worth watching though which is the dominatrix sex scene with kari salin and insert unknown actor here he s obviously done nothing else worth noting in a seedy disgusting motel room the kind with the busted sink that drips and the soda machine outside that only has blue tonic water left in it it s all s m riding crops handcuffs hot wax and underwear licking folks and in the end he gets left in a motel room with no money and cops waiting at his door that s goes to show you guys don t let a hooker tie you up in a middle of nowhere motel room sadly though kari shows no skin worth remembering and that alone can cause deep seeded traumatic experiences for some gentlemen so that is definitely a downer towards this flick br br as for the ending snicker snicker i know you probably wouldn t mind if i revealed it to you but i won t you should spend your hard earned money for that one all in all i give it a for action a for skin see last paragraph and a for acting character development or intricate plot twists br br laughing man,0
i ve waited a long time to see dr tarr s torture dungeon and after i watched it i was really disappointed by it it s not the baroque film i expected it to be the trailer which i saw on a something weird dvd is much better than the entire film which is remarkably forgettable there are almost no stand out scenes in it and the look and feel is interesting but it doesn t even come close to other baroque styled movies out there from fellini or jodorowsky the characters are dull and there s almost nothing dramatic going on even though we see rape crucifixion insanity etc br br the main problem with dr tarr s torture dungeon was the fact that it was a talk a thon more than anything else it was almost like watching a book i just wanted the film to have moments of silence or mood or something instead we see listen to the main characters chit chat endlessly about dull stuff br br a missed opportunity ,0
i would perhaps give or to this propaganda film because it shows when and how a propaganda film becomes successful if there are people who watch this piece and think that well then jews must have done something to be treated the way they were treated in ww then the movie is very cleverly made to conceal why s and how s as well as mix correct and false observations on how a people live what more can a propaganda movie aim for the part in which an american movie about the rothschild family is included is re used very shrewdly here for instance the question of why the jew keeps his wealth away from the officer is never asked no one mentions the system of taxation within that particular social strata br br besides the level of excitement or the level of disgust in the movie increases slowly and the solution like end of the movie suits the aim and the musts of doing propaganda the audience would leave in joy and gratefulness to the times that are coming up well done br br in the movie there is a kind of simplicity that addresses the most basic emotional perception of the audience the movie is kind of history today so no need to fuss much about it actually however in this simplicity of words of ethnic degradation a careful watcher can find relevance to today s cultural hatred violence decivilization as well as the problems of integration overall fine trash ,0
john cassavette s decided as his first film obviously as one shot on a shoestring in new york to not even have a script with dialog and delivers a feature equivalent of larry david s curb your enthusiasm all the actors know what to do and say and even have the right look in their eyes when they talk in other words it s one of the most realistic looks at the beat generation jazzed sweetly in it s score and telling a tale of racial tensions a group of black siblings are the center point with one trying to get better gigs than the average strip club and has a sister much more light skinned than him who gets entwined with a white man in a relationship which shatters both sides the film however isn t exclusively about that cassavettes likes to have his characters wander around new york city which not many films did in and his style of storytelling is like that of the improvisational jazz artists of the day dated to be sure but worth a glance for film buffs martin scorsese named this as one of his heaviest influences ,1
i saw this movie and i thought this is a stupid movie what is even more stupid is that who had thought an idea that there should be a volcano in los angeles the fact is that there are no volcanoes in los angeles this movie should not be filmed in los angeles it should be filmed in honolulu hawaii hawaii has volcanoes which is a real fact that this movie should be made in hawaii s state capital this movie should be filmed in hawaii because this is the real idea and not in los angeles there are earthquakes in los angeles but there are no volcanoes to be honest with you this is unbelievable nonsense and very foolish in conclusion i will not bother with this movie because a volcano in los angeles is nothing but nonsense ,0
in a time when the constitution and principals the united states were founded on are trampled underfoot by an administration desperate to distract attention from its own internal problems where the geneva convention human rights and foreign sovereignty are unapologetically discarded a thriller about the state taking illegal action that far exceeds that of the terrorists they are countering might seem appropriate however if you want to see a film about that try ed zwick s flawed the siege instead because nada is one of the most infantile political thrillers ever made like robert altman s pret a porter the director has taken on a subject he seems completely ignorant of and imprints his ignorance on almost every frame br br his terrorists are a wildly unconvincing group of stereotypes fabio testi dresses as if he were auditioning for mad magazine s spy vs spy strip michel duchaussoy behaves like an absurd kids in the hall send up of the sociology professor from hell mariangela melato a cardboard middle class revolutionary wannabe who behave at every unconvincing plot turn as if they want to be caught the corrupt authorities fare a little better but are still painted in unconvincingly broad strokes br br it is possible to make a smart film about dumb people cf election but this is a moronic film about dumb people made by people who think they re intellectuals who are talking down to the masses in truth were one to recast testi duchaussoy and melato with jim varney johnny knoxville and shannon tweed the result would actually be to raise the intellectual content of the film not lower it br br chabrol might just have got away with his characters and events if he took them seriously but his staging is so inept the fight scenes would embarrass a kindergarten class while the shooting of the kidnapping is more inept than the kidnapping itself and his inability to get his cast to perform with at least some approximation of recognisable human behaviour so blatant that it is actually embarrassing to watch special mention must be made here of duchaussoy so very good in chabrol s que la bete muere he is stunningly bad here in a performance that is so far over the top it s back again br br chabrol has made some fine films but you would never guess it from this amateurish mess a newcomer to his work would never want to see another of his films after this which would be a great shame utter drivel and a sad waste of a potentially interesting material one star out of ten and that s being very generous ,0
 only minor spoilers except as noted br br i ve enjoyed a lot of spanish cinema recently both the actual spanish cinema of people like almodovar and the latin american cinema of directors like del toro whose superb devil s backbone set in civil war spain was the finest horror film of the last decade it s no surprise then that this film is both well made well acted and manages to sustain that distinctively different spanish atmosphere but it s also as nasty and pointless a film as one could hope not to have to see br br what actually is the purpose of all this we have no real idea what caused the creepy central character to embark on his killing spree despite the fact that large amounts of narrative voice over are drawn directly from his own narcissistic journal in a routinely unpleasant opening sequence set more than a decade earlier we see the central character killing his girlfriend in a rage of jealousy and control freakery if i can t have you nobody can oddly enough that is perhaps one of the best sequences in the film but it has no discernible relation to his subsequent killing spree which appears completely different in both motivation and execution what happened to him in jail to cause this change we have no idea though we do later discover as an absurd sort of afterthought that he obtained a law degree while imprisoned br br in britain in several of our notorious serial killer or sex killer cases the terrible question arises what about the wife did she know or suspect what was going on this is a question that this film could have asked and indeed the wife does begin to emerge as one of the more intriguing characters but banally the answer to the question is quite clearly no she didn t even when a dramatic opportunity like this is presented on a plate the film still manages to bungle it all we actually get sketched perfunctorily out at the end is her slightly amoral preparedness to cash in on the proceeds after the event compare this to the awful revelatory moment in ten rillington place where christie s wife says you know what i mean thereby sealing her own fate and allowing us an appalled glimpse into unimaginable chasms of suppressed knowledge and horror br br major spoiler in this paragraph in the meantime we are supposed to believe that the killer himself is a criminal mastermind who comprehensively outwits the police thereby securing the briefest of incarcerations in a mental hospital before being released so that he can kill again how exactly did he achieve this the plot gets extremely sketchy at this point something to do with deliberately leaving certain clues for the police but how this all works or why or how the subsequent court case actually proceeds remains a mystery br br i actually don t believe serial killers are like this the silence of the lambs may be comic book stuff but – lecter aside – it gets its serial killers right they are deeply disturbed deeply dysfunctional deeply inadequate people not the creepily charming mastermind presented here closely related to the equally implausible suave killer of the last horror movie or indeed even man bites dog though it appears not to have been noticed that that was a satire br br this film has little suspense and bungles what little intrigue the plot might have generated it has nothing useful to say about the motivations of serial killers either generally or in the specific cultural milieu of spain this is nothing more than a poorly plotted excuse to show some pretty misogynistic violence to women and oddly what makes that violence even more repulsive is a certain prissy failure of nerve even in how it is presented the soft core character of what is actually shown just makes it seem even more repellently titillatory just one explicit shot properly timed would have been infinitely more shocking and would have rendered all the rest completely unnecessary freeing up more film time to flesh out the gaping holes in plot and characterisation instead we just get endless shots of young women vulnerably spreadeagled on a table in their pretty but slightly revealing underwear very very creepy i m sorry to be rude i love horror films and can tolerate even the most extreme to the extent even of worrying my partner but i think anyone who finds this film good or interesting even i d find myself edging away from the purpose of a horror film is to scare you this is just lascivious br br it leaves a very bad taste in the mouth indeed i have to give this film more than one star just because it s competently executed but morally it deserves none at all and should never have been made ,0
i spotted this film in a branch of the duane reed pharmacy in new york on holiday and it seemed like a bit of silly fun and sure enough the whole premise is ridiculous beyond words but it turned out to be a thoroughly enjoyable action film for kids and their parents too br br year old ricky bernard jordan garrett has his head in the clouds most of the time much to his father s larry miller dismay as a member of his school orchestra ricky and schoolmates fly to a concert performance and once again ricky s mind takes off and suspects some criminal plot is happening br br reluctantly aided by best friend sashi who is a fan of hot sauce what a strange plot device that was and others they try to get to solve the mystery oh yes and ricky s skills hours of flight simulator experience prove to be handy when he is called on to save the day in the film s thrilling climax it was good to see eric roberts and mark dacoscos play parts in a family film and watching the dvd interviews everyone seems to have had great fun taking part br br i totally liked junior pilot charming and good natured performances funny plot line and a real sense of enjoyment and sheer silliness br br if you are looking for an entertaining family film you could do far worse than buy this one ,1
nothing to say but wow has anyone actually had somebody sneak up on them in an open field well this happens about times in this movie clearly the directors favorite scare tactic in one of the opening scenes the smooth talking hot shot producer has to ride in the back seat so the camera man could sit in the front to film shortly after he arrives to the field the contestants show up and although it is clearly at latest in the afternoon they are all convinced that the sun will set any minute after about minutes of boobless trash we are privileged with a flashback of the clown s history in which we see some of his previous victims if you watch this movie check out the ladies chest her ribs go all the way to her neck it was flat out disgusting most horror movies action occurs during the night but without a night vision camera the chaos is forced to happen during the day the few night shots that did make it in to the movie look like they were stolen from the blair witch project or random shots from the directors backyard the movie somewhat redeemed itself in the end when there was a matrix like shoot out with the clown that we rewound and watched over and over laughing hysterically br br definitely rent this movie if you have ever been snuck up on in an open field br br signed the answer,0
i got interested in this movie because somebody had made a beautiful video for björks bachelorette with clips from it so i watched the movie and it is indeed stuningly beautiful a masterpiece of animation br br unfortunately the story doesn t keep up it starts out well with interesting plotlines about people fencing for the possession of the rose bride but suddenly elevators fill up with water and looses their walls people float away and finally for no reason whatsoever utena is tranformed into a car and a highspeed chase ensues br br i like much anime for it s ability to make alternative universes but this universe is just stupid if you are gonna watch this movie turn of the sound it s better that way ,0
those points are dedicated the reasonable performance from akshay kumar i know bollywood films do not really strive to be realistic but please a walt disney production is more realistic than this plot the father is dying and does what any good parent does kick his son out the son with his pregnant wife a few things that were too hard to swallow priyanka cool indoor swimming pool in the bedroom and to go from that to living hungry in her in laws garden shed akshay suddenly got the job as a stunt man gets bitten by rabified dogs to then just walk off this film is an insult to our intelligence i really cant believe i contributed financially to the people who made this film by taking my family to see it we left the cinema with a frown please do not subject yourself to this mess to watching this take my advice and do not waste your waqt ,0
for a good take on the roman empire watch the excellent bbc produced miniseries i claudius this just sucked the acting was pathetic and you could almost see the actors looking at the camera hans matheson was irritating cheese factor was so high that it promotes constipation with repeated viewings even caligula was tame i think this film was silently supported by religious groups who shall remain nameless the overt tones of christian favoritism and persecution were blatant if that gives any hint stay away what ever you do the running time is so long that i was able to read harry potter s first book faster than the time it took to view this tripe br br italy has done better don t let hans cute face fool you he is not a great actor he is a great bore ,0
it was a bit bizarre and evil and i enjoyed it a lot the characters in the show were great as well and complimented one another well i was sorry to see it cut off i would have loved to see where it could have went you found yourself leaning toward lucas buck the sheriff who had more secrets than anyone lucas was frightening and alluring and i would have liked to have seen more of him and how his character became i will however buy the show just to enjoy it was great to something different on tv and paige turrco who was caleb s cousin she was a big mystery as to where and what she meant to lucas its a shame it isn t around still or was never finished i would have loved to see what would have happened ,1
michael keaton is johnny dangerously in this take off on gangster movies done in maureen stapleton plays his sickly mother griffin dunne is his da brother peter boyle is his boss and marilu henner is his girlfriend other stars include danny devito and joe piscopo keaton plays a pet store owner in the s who catches a kid stealing a puppy and then tells him in flashback how he came to own the pet store he turned to thievery at a young age to get his mother a pancreas operation special this week and began working for a mob boss boyle johnny uses the last name dangerously in the mobster world br br there are some hilarious scenes in this film and stapleton is a riot as johnny s foul mouthed mother who needs ever organ in her body replaced peter boyle as johnny s boss gives a very funny performance as does griffin dunne a straight arrow da who won t play ball with crooked burr danny de vito as johnny s nemesis joe piscopo is great richard dimitri is a standout as moronie who tortures the english language but you have to hear him do it rather than read about it what makes it funny is that he does it all with an angry face br br the movie gets a little tired toward the end but it s well worth seeing and keaton is terrific as good boy bad boy johnny for some reason this film was underrated when it was released and like keaton s other gem night shift you don t hear much about it today with some performances and scenes that are real gems you ll find johnny dangerously immensely enjoyable ,1
mark walhberg in a great role idolises a rock star to the extent of knowing all his songs imitating him to perfection and dressing like him when the opportunity comes for him to take over his idol s role in the band he jumps at the opportunity however the role of a rock star may not be what it is cracked up to be and relationships can change this movie certainly struck me as having the theme of what you attain for may not be what you think it is once you get it overall a really good movie with great performances from all the cast as well as the two leads mark walhberg and jennifer aniston it did make me feel sad especially when emily jennifer aniston met up with chris in seattle and saw the depths to what he had sunk if anybody ever dreamed of being a rock star or a groupie they should watch this movie to see that the lifestyle although glamourous for a while is very lonely and ultimately not what you may want ,1
great party movie following the adventures of bill tom two high school buddies at opposite ends of the spectrum bill eric stolz prefers to live life straight laced while his friend tom chris penn takes nothing seriously except partying all the time when bill moves out of his mother s house to live on his own he faces many issues from his girlfriend to his brother to his landlord meanwhile his friend tom moves in to keep the rent down but proceeds to turn bill s life upside down this movie is non stop comedy from start to finish and is a personal favorite of mine soundtrack features guitar virtioso edward van halen throughout the movie also features cameos by rockers lee ving and ron wood s pornstar legend kitten navidad also makes an appearance classic s movie is worth multiple looks now all that needs to be done is a much anticipated dvd release if you enjoyed this movie take a look at the last american virgin which is similar to wild life i rate both highly ,1
while the prices have gone up a lot and some of the details have become dated any homeowner who s struggled with problems of homeownership should get a lot of chuckles out of this movie i know i did br br mr blandings a new york ad executive decides to move his family to the connecticut suburbs and build himself a nice house there he gets into one hilarious jam after another from mortgages to lawsuits to construction difficulties as the costs and schedule of the construction keep escalating out of control i thought that the funniest scenes were where blandings hires a contractor to dig a well for water they dig down hundreds of feet but never find water yet only a short distance away a few days later the basement of his house to be floods br br cary grant and myrna loy give believable performances as the harried blandings couple overwhelmed by problems they never imagined and melvyn douglas is even better as blanding s lawyer and family friend br br the only caveat is that social attitudes have changed a lot since mrs blandings is portrayed as a bit of a naive dimbulb who has no idea how much additional trouble she s causing and there s a black maid horrors so don t watch this movie through the social lens of and you ll enjoy it all the more br br ,1
an average tv movie quality totally formula story of religious fanatic ron perlman who gives good i m not just the president of psychos r us i m also a client who gets control of a biochemical virus think the virus from the movie the rock too bad for him that he also gets stuck in a bank building during an earthquake with bank robbers and the government agents trying to stop him led by the impressively physiqued mildly entertaining wolf larson backed by fred dryer along with the standard in the wrong place at the wrong time spunky female the forever bland erika eleniak and lived as a wimp but died as a hero at the last minute male brandon karrer has the standard background story to give sympathy to the religious fanatic wife and son killed in a police raid a few years previous br br basically a decent rainy day movie br br favorite line spoken by ron perlman after he finds the vial of the virus hidden in erika eleniak s cleavage a woman and her mystery br br worth a rent ,0
this train wreck begins with brujo and alma crossing the mexican border alma is suffering from some horrid curse that causes her to vomit garden snakes and nickelodeon gac every few minutes as well as clench her teeth and mutter nonsense so apparently alma has this uncle in los angeles who knows of a cure for her they hop aboard a train to get there and luckily a friend of theirs pays their way alma and brujo stay in the luggage cart the whole movie since they can t afford upper class seats meanwhile in the higher class we see a bunch of nobodies on their way to la for whatever reasons a balding guy on a business trip two girls one of whom is carrying grand and a wad of cocaine three stoners and some mexicans the mexicans rough it up with brujo and try to take his weed which apparently is a sedative for alma s snakes slithering inside her they realize that the snakes don t attack they enter your body through your veins very twisted and b movie brujo saves the guy by ripping out his heart temple of doom style and procuring the snake for some reason he cannot have the snakes harmed or it ll hurt alma while this is going on a narcotics expert tries to bust one of the girls and gets a little action topless in exchange for not telling about her shipment of drugs a mystery guy shows up and has a gunfight with him as a grand finale alma turns into a vampire bites her man and then becomes a giant pathetic excuse for a cg snake the size of the train eats the train and is blasted into a nuclear bomb hurricane whirlwind and disappears everyone then heads to la on foot br br the credits actually say at the end any similarity to actual persons living or dead or actual events is purely coincidental and very weird we suggest moving and or taking a plane odd since a line in the movie from the bald guy is yeah i hate planes the credits go on to say no snakes were hurt during the production of this screenplay only a small child but it s cool there actually were a lot of real snakes used in the movie and all of them very tame there is actually no scene of cg snakes attacking anyone unless you count the large one but then it just eats the train and the other fake snake is just the head and it looks like a muppet the snakes don t really attack anything they re just there one crawls out of toilet paper actually br br the movie isn t funny isn t scary as there s no real snake attack and is just a quickie cash in which is when a low budget movie company hears about a big budget hollywood release then they rush to put out a similar film or even a parodic version for release just prior to or simultaneously with the big name flick the effect of this being that many people will either confuse one for the other and go see the quickie rather than the biggie or they will want to see both for whatever reason like myself avoid at all costs ,0
i must admit this is one of my favorite horror films of all time the unique way that john carpenter has directed this picture opening the door to so many mock genres it will chill you to the bone whether it is your first time watching it or your fiftieth the sound the menacing horror of michael meyers and the infamous scream of jamie lee curtis gives this film instant cult status and a great start for the independent era i love the music i love the characters the familiar yet spooky setting the simplistic nature of the villain and the random chaos of it all there is no really rhyme or reason to the killing in this first film giving us a taste of michael s true nature is he insane or in some way just a very brilliant beast that question may never be truly answered but carpenter gives us his and more devotion to this amazing masterpiece br br john carpenter is the master of horror while lately his films have not been the caliber that they once were see ghosts of mars halloween began his powerhouse of a career this is his ultimate film while he did release other greats i will always remember this one as the film that caused me to turn on all the lights beware when babysitting and check behind closed doors because you never knew where the evil would appear next carpenter has this amazing ability to bring you into the world in which he weaves with the power of his camera he places these images of meyers in places you least expected while giving you the perception as if the murderer is right next to you i loved every scene in which we panned back and there was michael watching from the distance without anyone the wiser that was scary yet utterly brilliant i loved the scenes in which carpenter pulled your fright from nearly thin air there you would be minding your own business when suddenly that horrid mask would appear out of nowhere like the characters you too thought it was just a trick of the eye but that is where carpenter gets you it isn t michael isn t a ghost he is a human being or at least we think yet he has a stronger mental ability than most of the main characters this leads into some really dark themes and unexplored symbolism but even without that this is a spooky film br br then if you just didn t have enough of michael just vaporizing in the windows of your house carpenter adds that chilling theme music i still have that tapping of the piano keys in my mind constantly wondering if meyers is looking at me through the window carpenter has found the perfect combination of visual frights and chilling sounds to foreshadow what may happen to our unsuspecting victims next it is lethal and it is done with refreshing originality and more unique thrills than anything released by today s horror hollywood could muster carpenter s halloween is a breath of fresh air in the midst of what could be a rough horror year with actual scares being replaced by paris hilton you know that the quality isn t quite the same br br finally i would like to say that even the simplistic nature of the opening murder in this film is terrifying and chilling the use of the clown mask sent shivers up my spine the way that it was filmed with that elongated one shot using the child s mask as if it were our own eyes is still one of the best horror openings ever it completely sets the tone for the remainder of that film you have the babysitter theme you have the childish behavior which carries with michael throughout the film and you have the art talent of carpenter all rolled into one i could literally speak for hours upon hours about this film but instead i would rather go watch it again it is worth the repeat visit many times br br overall i think this is one of the most outstanding films in cinematic history skip all those foreign films that think that they are going to chance the face of movies leave it to a budget tight carpenter and the slasher film genre this singular movie redefined a whole generation of horror films and still continues to be an influence on modern day horror treats the lethal combination of a genuinely spooky murderer the powerful cinematography of the events which normally doesn t amount to much in horror films and the beauty of jamie lee curtis is exactly what makes halloween that film above the rest sure freddy is cool and you feel sympathetic for jason but michael is real he is troubled and he is on the loose lusting for the blood of babysitters what can be better br br grade out of ,1
i would give this a zero if they had that rating fun was no fun at all i grew tired of the movie about ten minutes into but endured to the end thinking it had to get better it did not the others i watched this movie with also agreed the acting was annoying i am tired of jim carey s over the top ham acting the supporting cast was no better while this movie was a statement of corporate greed and the plight of the worker who gets stepped on when a large company goes under the vehicle for this would have been better served another way i actually disliked the leading characters dick and jane so much that their antics were never funny but pathetic i am trying to recall one scene where i or anyone i was with laughed and cannot a worthless movie and a total waste of time ,0
a great story although one we are certainly familiar with meryl streep proves that she is truly the best actress in film today very entertaining and just what i expected don t go see this film unless you are prepared to be used and manipulated emotionally but if you have that expectation then you will enjoy the ride ,1
a dreamy stunningly atmospheric film takes place in a small town of northfork montana in the government officials arrive to evacuate the town about to be inundated by a new hydroelctrical dam there are the other visitors in the town the angels from another time but they only seen by a dying boy irvin a local priest nick nolte in a quiet heartbreaking performance takes care of the boy irvin pleads with the angels to leave the place with them br br there is some unearthly quality in the film some dignified mourning and sublime sadness when you suddenly realize the inevitable finality of everything humans and their relationships cities countries civilizations the whole world as we know it death and birth have something in common we go through them in the ultimate loneliness br br i cannot recall the film that affected me in the same way and as deeply as northfork did the film so beautiful and so tender so quiet and so powerful so heartbreaking and so moving even now after several weeks since i saw it tears come to my eyes when i only think of it br br after i saw it i had to talk to somebody about it i sent a pm to one of my friends and i asked please tell me what i just saw and my friend replied with the words you just saw one of the greatest films of modern times one of these days others will see the light ,1
construction workers disrupt the native american burial ground of a large hulking skeletal monster which disintegrates it s victims with it s touch breath or bone sword the head honcho over the resort project krantz jim storm orders his construction crew to keep their skeletal findings secret for much would halt the continuing development if the nearby katona tribe caught wind that remains were being dug up and disturbed an aging bruce boxleitner likable as always stars as half breed sheriff evans trying to keep peace between the katonas and krantz s crew the peace was strained at best but with that skeletal monster running rampant making it s victims vanish without a trace soon krantz wants answers to why members of his crew are missing evans begins losing citizens as well evans is warned by katona chief storm cloud michael horse that an ancient demon the bone eater has been loosened and can only be stopped with a sacred war axe the axe was removed by a worker who found it s remains with the weapon lunged inside now in the back seat of his daughter kelly s clara bryant who wears tight jeans and shirts to reveal how daddy s girl has grown into quite a striking lady boyfriend s truck evans must somehow defeat the demon if the killing will stop and this must occur before the eclipse or it s power will become too strong for anyone to vanquish br br a solid cast floundering in an embarrassing horror outing the cgi isn t very good although the monster could ve been quite threatening if done with a better budget it rides a horse made from dust chasing after it s prey for petesake some cameo appearances include buck rogers gil gerard as evan s deputy big jim star trek s walter koenig as a coroner house s william katt as a country doctor attending to the wounds of evan s deputy none of these cameos last longer than one minute or so sad really adoni maropis impresses in an underwritten role as a brooding katona johnny black hawk who wishes to use the bone eater to drive the white man off his tribe s land jennifer lee wiggins portrays kaya a tasty dish of a katona female whose against black hawk s hatred for the white man and wishes for evans to follow his indian blood regarding putting an end to the bone eating monster this might be worth sitting through if just to see boxleitner dressed in war paint and indian garb i felt for the actor to be honest as bruce tries to keep a straight face in such a terrible movie in yet another over worked and tiresome cliché bruce s sheriff has an estranged relationship with his daughter whose hot and wanting to date the bad boy although this winds up being an underwritten sub plot as is most of the plot concerning the killing skeleton and many of the poorly developed characters ,0
regarded by many critics as one of the biggest stinkers of all time certainly the biggest stinker of director brian de palma s career br br sherman mccoy tom hanks is a smug rich boy whose life goes to pieces when he and his lover maria ruskin melanie griffith are involved in a hit and run his story is chronicled by another smug guy reporter peter fallow bruce willis br br well as i said in my summary br br what is this movie supposed to be it seems to combine comedy drama and satire but it sure doesn t add up to much it s undermined by unimaginably loathsome one dimensional characters who you d never want to have the displeasure of meeting in real life br br i m no big fan of the novel i started reading it once but couldn t finish it because it wasn t to my liking but it s obvious to me that those who did do enjoy the novel consider this film to be a complete travesty br br i ve never seen so many talented actors strive to hard to give a below average movie some semblance of quality and fail what a waste br br the problems start with casting nice guy tom hanks in a role that is clearly supposed to be unsympathetic and the role of peter fallow in the novel was that of a brit bruce willis is badly badly miscast in the role what was the thinking there br br alas not even morgan freeman can escape the film with his dignity intact being obliged to deliver a lame heavy handed lecture on decency after the climax br br this movie ends up turning into an absurd farce br br i liked the assemblage of talent for that i will give it four out of ten but i m sure some people will say a much better movie could have been made from the source material ,0
my wife is a mental health therapist and we watched it from beginning to end i am the typical man and can not stand chick flicks but this movie is unbelievable if you want to see what it is like for someone who is going through these type of struggles this is the movie for you as i watched it i found myself feeling sorry for him and others like him br br spoiler plus the fact that all the individuals in the movie including the people in the mental institution were the actual people in real life made it that more real br br a must see for someone in the mental health profession ,1
i hate this movie i have never seen such utter complete trash in my life i live in france so it turned out that i was in the front line to watch this awful movie at first it seemed cool kind of like something about a cursed forest that chomps people unfortunately it turned out it was something quite different a good start with a girl that meets a guy and all that whatnot then the girl gets threatening messages in the form of ravens shut up in her bathroom closet ludicrous from that bit and on the movie starts to slide downhill very quickly with a lot of desperate thrashing in the process the movie ends with sacrificial druids galore and ancient ugly stinky creatures coming back from the past to kill a few people many questions were rushing around my head by then why the heck did they bring back that scummy monster do druids look like maniacs dressed in bedsheets why did they even bother making this movie the climax of the movie was so goofy i laughed all the way through it the awful stinky monster does battle with the two young women who appear to be expert kung fu masters and the professor gets sliced in two or something what surprised me was that the monster was so slow and ungainly in battle wasn t it supposed to be a god of war or something anyway the movie in it s death throws was a pitiful sight a brief condensation of the contents of this movie kung fu mayhem druid stones mysterious murders à la thriller ancient prophecies shabby ravens old clumsy boneless war god nutty professor complete and utter diseased boneless worm eaten godforsaken goddam recycled fake wannabe ludicrous sh t things i learned from this movie ancient war gods are lousy at kung fu all young women who study archeology at university in france are kung fu experts professors are so resistant they can survive being sliced in two by a saw mass whatchamacallit without any injuries ,0
the movie has one nude scene a man sitting on the edge of the bed with his exposed genitals smack dab in the middle of the screen it is quite a long scene what was the point i almost think it was meant to be funny but we were watching it with my mother and it wasn t funny to have that staring at us for what seemed like a full minute br br the movie is cold none of the characters are even likeable audrey tatou is cute of course but her character is an unhappy girl br br i really would not recommend this movie i had expected it to be charming and fresh but it was depressing i wondered if the director was from a very upper crust educated french family and he looks down on these characters br br ,0
this film is what happens when people see like in this particular one blair witch project and say hell people running around with cameras acting slash documentary themed no problemo i can do it and start out with a lame idea make up a terrible script and get a bunch of talentless actors and start shooting a film plot is that in africa there a halfcaste a breed of man like animals who hunt and kill humans the locals think that it s a demon or a evil spirit but our wild bunch are in africa to get some proof of there own no need for more words on the plot this movie get s a out of and i am trying to find something good to say about this movie but after a long time thinking nothing nada zero null ,0
i saw this movie way back at the first theatrical release in a justifiably empty theater believe it or not after decades of watching movies this one still sticks clearly in my mind as the worst movie of all time or at least the worst that i would allow myself to watch br br the acting is far beneath the standard set by any random group of drunken high school students yanked off the street and forced to learn their lines in minutes or less br br after the first shock of disbelief we laughed for a while as each scene hit new lows but after a while even that dubious pleasure wore off and it just got to be really sad ,0
i have been a star trek fan for as long as i can remember when they announced the planning and premiere of the fifth series i was very excited br br the premiere of enterprise was well worth the wait it was well done with the perfect setting and a great acting job done by all the characters the nx enterprise is the perfect vessel to show the beginnings of what many people have come to love br br scott bakula was just superior as captain jonathan archer jolene blalock gave a commanding performance as subcommander t pol that it just two people of this wonderful new crew that is boldly going to take us into the great history of starfleet br br enterprise looks like it s going to be a good series well worth watching and i recommend that watch it ,1
i felt last night s episode was slow and kinda of boring at times i honestly don t think it has to do anything with the writing because i know the story was well staged and tried to keep things in place i thought it wasn t that bad but overall i didn t enjoy it the most blame has to do with the director of that episode stephen williams i always hated stephen williams s directing if jack bender continues with this episode from the season premiere he would have kept it in a good pace and keep things float to keep things interesting i m glad jack bender is directing next week s episode and it ll be much better and i m glad he got first syaid episode to direct and i m curious what he will pull off this time since stephen williams had directed too many syaid episodes before br br i always keep thinking that stephen williams needs to be thrown off from the show he doesn t even do anything interesting with the show br br why does the opening have to be done with a target thing while being in the helicopter it was so boring bad perspective of camera work too ,0
the combination of amazing special effects and oscar worthy acting makes the vindicator one of the most important sci fi films of recent years for some reason still unknown to me this gem was found in a bargain bin why some worthless human thought it right to dirty a modern classic by relagating to a bargain bin is beyond me i have never been so terrified by a man in tin foil and random bursts of fire forget terminator robocop aliens and other films that blaintly ripped off this masterpiece the vindicator is an unstoppable force ,1
i don t know why but for some sick reason i think since i ve been on the disney sequel binge i decided to just go ahead and see dalmations the first movie that was a remake of the disney cartoon classic starring glenn close as cruella de vil it seemed like a sure hit but it was just a bomb i think the reason why these movies don t work is because dalmations the original was a cartoon it just worked better and was more appealing to the kids as well as adults this was not really that fun because it s adults running around trying to act like cartoons instead of just actual human beings i understand they re trying to make sure that it s appealing to the kids but it s ridicules to see the way these actors are behaving in the film and dalmations s story isn t really that good br br cruella de vil has been in prison for a while but things change when she is proved that she now loves animals and is a pleasant human being but her reputation is now damaged as a puppy napper but she buys a man s dog shelter and is all of a sudden is being loved by everyone and it looks like she s changed but when she sees her probation officer s dalmatians she goes crazy and starts seeing spots and she looses it she s back for revenge on puppies and is still determined to get that dalmation coat she s always wanted br br glenn close is such an amazing actress very under rated but her taking on cruella de vil she s good but let s face it this movie made the fun villain just more of a silly nut case also as cute as the puppies were it just works more for the animation it sounds stupid but it s just not as believable without the cartoon and their personalities being in the mix i wouldn t really recommend dalmations it s alright but if you agree that the first movie was just a waste of time this is just the same thing br br ,0
i liked this film a lot it s dark it s not a bullet dodging car chasing numb your brain action movie a lot of the characters backgrounds and motivations are kinda vague leaving the viewer to come to their own conclusions it s nice to see a movie where the director allows the viewer to make up their own minds br br in the end motivated by love or vengeance or a desire to repent he does what he feels is right will god ever forgive us for what we ve done it s not a question mortal men can answer so he does what he feels he has to do what he s good at what he s been trained to do br br denzel washington is a great actor i honestly can t think of one bad movie he s done and he s got a great supporting cast i would thoroughly recommend this movie to anyone ,1
this movie was one of the worst i have ever seen not including anything by or with pauly shore i couldn t believe that a film could actually be this bad br br coolio has to be the single worst actor again not including pauly shore to ever star in a movie the temptation to hit the stop button during this movie was huge in fact if there was a throw in the trash button on my vcr i would have been inclined to press that br br do yourself a favor and do something more interesting than watch this movie like watching the grass grow or watching golf on tv ,0
the plot is about a female nurse named anna is caught in the middle of a world wide chaos as flesh eating zombies begin rising up and taking over the world and attacking the living she escapes into the streets and is rescued by a black police officer so far so good i usually enjoy horror movies but this piece of film doesn t deserve to be called horror it s not even thrilling just ridiculous even the flintstones or kukla fran and ollie will give you more excitement it s like watching a bunch of bloodthirsty drunkards not being able to get into a shopping mall to by more liquor the heroes who has locked themselves in inside the shopping mall to avoid being eaten by the hoodlums outside are not better either even though they doesn t seem to be drunk they give the impression of being mentally disabled save your money instead of spending it on this ,0
when deathtrap was first released the poster reproduced on the cover of this dvd offered a graphic akin to a rubik s cube it is an appropriate image originally written for the stage by ira levin who authored such memorable works as rosemary s baby and the stepford wives the play was one of broadway s most famous twisters and under sidney lumet s direction it translates to the screen extremely well br br deathtrap is one of those films that it is very difficult to discuss for to do so in any detail gives away the very plot for which it is famous but the opening premise is extremely clever sidney bruhl michael caine is the famous author of mystery plays but these days he seems to have lost his touch after a particularly brutal opening night an old student named clifford anderson christopher reeve sends him a script for a play he has written it is called deathtrap and sidney recognizes it as a surefire hit just the sort of hit that would revive his career indeed a hit to die for and when clifford visits to discuss the play events suddenly begin to twist in the most unexpected manner possible br br like anthony shaffer s equally twisty sleuth deathtrap is really a story more at home on the stage than the screen to reach full power it needs the immediacy that a live performance offers still under the expert guidance of director sidney lumet it makes a more than respectable showing on the screen much of this is due to the cast which is remarkably fine michael caine gives a truly brilliant performance dyan cannon is funny and endearing as sidney s relentlessly anxious wife and christopher reeve gives what might be the single finest performance in his regrettably short acting career if you can t see it in a first rate theatrical production this will more than do until one comes along br br gary f taylor aka gft amazon reviewer,1
this is not a bad movie it follows the new conventions of modern horror that is the movie within a movie the well known actress running for her life in the first scene this movie takes the old convention of a psycho killer on he loose and manage to do something new and interesting with it it is also always nice to see molly ringwald back for the attack br br so this might be an example of what the genre has become cut hits all the marks and is actually scary in some parts i liked it i gave it an eight ,1
i decided to watch this movie because i d not seen carol lombard before in any movie i m sorry it had to be this one because quite frankly this is a dog – and even with jimmy stewart and charles coburn both of whom were great actors br br the problem with the film is simple it tries to put too much too quickly in to a story about a young lawyer john manson played by stewart who marries jane played by lombard within an hour of meeting her what s that cliché marry in haste repent at leisure br br in short the story is a series of episodes that show the couples worsening financial status their troubles with john s live in mother their struggles to pay the bills john s diminished status at the office the arrival of their baby son john jnr unexpected and causing additional friction at home with mother the couples angst about their marriage the baby s sickness which worsens thus necessitating an heroic flight by a lone pilot in a fierce storm to bring a special serum to save the child and finally john being accepted as a junior partner at the law firm br br how many more clichéd situations could the writers include maybe mother dying soon after there wasn t much comedy the drama was lacklustre at best the dialog was painful to hear only the acting of the four main players was adequate br br this was the period at the end of the great depression with the usa coming out of its long downturn – during which many people experienced all of the events portrayed in the movie br br so it made sense for selznick to reaffirm good ol home spun american values of family relationships heroism perseverance and initiative – all against the backdrop of the average american family who better to use than jimmy stewart and carol lombard br br and it should be noted that the film was released in early so it was planned in – soon after the usa began to get production going for the coming world war ii hence this sort of film was a great booster for the general public at that time many of who would soon have to join england in war as many here would know hollywood and washington formed an uneasy alliance before during and after the war br br however i m glad i saw it – as a piece of disguised socio political propaganda but i ll have to see other lombard films to gain a better appreciation of her acting range br br as another reviewer noted see this one just to say that you ve seen all of stewart s movies otherwise don t bother ,0
as a girl hinako moved away from her small village to tokyo leaving behind her two best friends fumiya and sayori she returns as a young woman surprised to find that sayori died when she was a teenager she reunites with fumiya and they are horrified to learn that sayori is mysteriously being resurrected via the island of shikoku oh boy i rented this because i like asian horror and i think chiaki kuriyama a nifty actress unfortunately if i had to describe shikoku in one word it would be fruity this movie is silly boring poorly filmed unimaginative and most of all unscary kuriyama has minimal screen time as the resurrected sayori and her character is given little to work with ,0
this movie is absolutely pointless one of the good esamples how malcom mcdowall never got one decent role after clockwork orange this one may be one of the worst though no story crappy special effects shot in or even worse cropped on dvd just avoid it ,0
as much as i like walter matthau i felt that the majority of his roles were tailored towards his personality this role is one of the exceptions he plays a dentist who is both charming and dishonest this role does require much more acting than in most of his other roles i liked the fact that the movie was honest about how a professional can be dishonest in order to avoid commitment in a relationship his whole aim was to find a way to be in a relationship with a much younger woman but not to be committed in any way the alibi using his secretary ingrid bergman to pretend to be his wife at some point in the movie the pretend mr and mrs actually are deluded into believing that they were actually really married the ending was good because a middle aged man found that pursuing someone in his own age group was more worthwhile the movie was funny entertaining and didn t sell out by being preachy ,1
castle of blood is a good example of the quality work in the horror genre being turned out in italy in the s the film has all of the right elements old dark house atmosphere a decent story and barbara steele steele makes most any film worth seeing br br the story concerns a haunted castle people have visited but none have returned our hero makes a wager that he can spend the night in the castle and return to collect his winnings but the night he visits is a special night it s the night each year when the dead return to relive their deaths br br the only flaw i see in the movie is the running time it almost feels padded there is a large portion of the first act where literally nothing happens our hero stumbles around in the dark finding nothing of interest but once he does find something the movie picks up and become quite enjoyable br br castle of blood is a definite must for steele fans and fans of italian gothic horror in general ,1
i got in to this excellent program in about season and since then i have seen all the episodes got all the episodes on dvd and keeps getting better and better with the seasons of and it now may not have richard dean anderson now but the addition of ben browder and claudie black it has still given the show more strength and original still even after seasons sadly now the sci fi channel got rid of this amazing show with no hope relay for a season there are making two direct to dvd movie and hopefully more atlantis is still going strong on its th seasons and there is a third spin off in the works the stargate franchise is nowhere near dead this tv show is a must see for all sci fi fans and people of genres because this has such a wide range of things to appeal to all ages and all types of people watch it ,1
the jazz soundtrack makes this seem like a clint eastwood movie br br in fact the whole thing strikes me as burt doing clint the story is good and the movie is full of one liners that i carry with me to this day reynolds to bad guy i m gonna pull the chain on you pal because you re f n up my town and you wanna know the worst part you re from outta state br br highlights the technics b reel to reel is nice set dressing for audiophiles br br charles durning coming unglued while listening to wiretap tapes of prostitutes having sort of phone sex you d have to see it trust me it s hilarious br br brian keith plays against type as a tough guy and does it well br br bernie casie s preoccupation with zen br br rachel ward wow where d she go br br doc severinsen and the tonight show band play their rears off as usual joe william s guests on vocals manhattan transfer re recorded route the soundtrack lends class to the whole affair br br need i say more it might be reynold s best film ever br br yeah he plays himself as usual but it works br br enjoy ,1
by far the most important requirement for any film following confidence tricksters is that they must at least occasionally be able to pull one over on us as well as their dumb witted marks the cops the mob and ideally each other but this film never pulls this off every scam can be seen coming a mile off especially the biggen neither are they very interesting intricate or sophisticated perhaps mammet hoped to compensate for this with snappy dialogue and complex psychological relationships if so he failed the lines are alright but they re delivered in such a stilted unnatural stylised way that i thought perhaps some clever point was being made about us all acting all the time but it wasn t as for the psychological complexity the main character s a bit repressed and makes some ridiculously forced freudian slips about her father thinking she s a whore but she gets over it i really liked the street scenes though looked just like an edward hopper painting ,0
let me start out by saying this movie has funny point at the very beginning with the exchange between the narrator and george narrator huh wait a minute who the heck are you george me new george studio too cheap to pay brendan fraser narrator how did you get the part george new george just lucky i guess br br sadly that s the only funny part in the entire movie br br it was still entertaining but then again i m easily entertained br br i wouldn t say this is the worst movie i ve ever seen that title goes to the terribly un funny disaster movie this movie falls on my bottom list br br if your a small child who is easily entertained you ll enjoy this movie if you re a movie watcher who wants a good funny movie you ll end up shooting yourself halfway through this one ,0
this has to be hands down hats off one of the most uproarious comedies ever made starting with the animated blowing popping bubbles the entrance to the daytime awards the usual phony drivel spewed by the stars on the red carpet the rehearsed and badly acted acceptance speech the venomous comments uttered by the actor s jealous co stars and producer under phony smiles now that is only in the first few minutes then all hell breaks loose from there and it only gets more frantic and ridiculous ridiculous in a good way no make that a great way this was the first time i d seen the always charming teri hatcher while i may not be a follower of desperate housewives she herself is always watchable same goes for lois clark not a huge follower but if i run across an episode i d watch it robert downey jr does a great turn as slimy smarmy snaky sycophantic david seaton barnes the producer who d give his right eye to see sally field s celeste talbert leave the show if only to finally get to get it on with cathy moriarty s montana moorehead br br moriarty absolutely shines in this movie just as she had everywhere else she s appeared here all she has to do is scream i hate you i hate you you creep or give one of her anti celeste co conspirators an evil grin and she has me rolling in the aisles yes cathy moriarty is a very gifted actress and one hell of a comedienne sally field gratefully departs from the usual mm sized lifetime tragedy of the week movies and we re all reminded why she is who she is today having started off in comedy afraid of nothing her ensuing years of drama had hidden her sense of humor but like a caterpillar in a cocoon the brilliant comedienne she is had blossomed and it was joyous to see her as hilarious as she was the thing with dramatic actors and actresses is that you see in such heavy serious roles that you associate them with their character and you can t believe it when you see them finally having some fun on screen br br how lucky were the producers to land carrie fisher if only for a glorified cameo she doesn t realize what a presence she bears on screen she takes a role which in the hands of a lesser actress could easily have been forgotten but she owns the character and it seems as if she wrote it herself br br how lucky was elisabeth shue to get thrown in the middle of all this at the time she wasn t really known for much adventures in babysitting was kind of cute yes i was dragged to an evening show for which i had to pay full price but she didn t hold my attention much but here she makes the most of her character star s niece who falls in love with the star s ex co star and lover who of course turns out to be the niece s father and the star turns out to be the poor girl s mother br br i ll stop there i feel i practically wrote a book about this brilliant screwball comedy or at least a novela if you ve seen it then reminisce if you haven t you ve missed a real classic but not really the dvd s are made of a material that ll last for at least years and this movie is timeless so what the hell ,1
the film maybe goes a little far but if you love the show it s what you expect it s not a bad movie it s actually pretty good if you don t like the show don t see the movie it starts off a little slow maybe but then picks up and turns out to be pretty funny there are even a few heart wrenching scenes toward the end after all the protagonists have gone through these scences do get to you also jerry throws in his opinion why his show upsets people and justifies his show s existience he s got a pretty good point we care so much about the private details of celebrities lives so why is it wrong that these people tell their private lives on national tv too if they were celebrities we wouldn t mind at all we d eat it up do we not like his guest doing this just because they re poor white trash and it reminds us that there really is poverty in this world and not just rich glamous movie stars living in a leave it to beaver world ,1
i saw this mini movie when it first aired and loved it it kinda funny to see how far people will go for money it s also funny to see how much a boyfriend can be whipped whipped enough to kill i think the cast was great especially the character kristin without her smooth talking and deceptive looks the movie would have not been the same br br i never use to watch usa but now it is one of my stations br br ,1
the image of movie studios being financially driven instead of creatively is not without truth in fact it s more true than false this begs the question why castle rock entertainment allowed kenneth branagh to create a full length uncut version of hamlet with his complete creative control among other things of course branagh had to agree to some concessions a star studded cast and a hour version for wider release but why would the film studio allow branagh to spend money on a hour version that they knew few would see could they have at least in this case had enough respect for the material and branagh s vision to create something for only a few people that is not a question that i can answer whatever the reason this is a glorious vision for those who are willing to spend four hours watching hamlet everyone knows the story so i will not spend much time on that however unlike other productions of the play stage included this is a completely uncut production which has never been done before according to some shakespeare never intended for the play to be produced uncut leaving the decision of what to include to the director s discretion that being said i have no doubt that had he been able to see it the bard would have been overjoyed with branagh s production br br the film is top heavy with film stars although most have mere bit parts all play their parts equally well i would have thought branagh too old to play the part of hamlet and while he still may be his performance more than makes up for it hamlet is a complex part displaying every emotion from grief to anger happiness to madness and everything in between branagh nailed it derek jacobi is terrific as the wily claudius whose deception and treachery sets all these things in motion his unique voice is perfect for the role julie christie is also very good as gertrude hamlet s caring mother who doesn t realize what is going on until late in the game br br the classical actors are cast in bit parts judi dench is on for all of seconds and has no lines but at least they re in it surprisingly no one takes this to heart everyone gives it their all and it shows special mention has to go to jack lemmon and billy crystal who are excellent robin williams is a little too silly but he s not bad his part is pretty small anyway br br yet this is undeniably branagh s show he adapted one of the most famous plays in history and in so doing he took on a whale of a project it s impressive that he got it done but the fact that the film is this good is a monumental achievement what i really liked about this film is that you don t have to be a shakespeare scholar to enjoy it as most people know shakespeare is difficult to digest but branagh and his cast understand this hamlet is still immensely enjoyable to just sit and listen to the actors deliver the brilliant dialogue and excellent acting br br this is a must see for anyone and everyone it may be four hours long but it s definitely worth it ,1
i d have given this film a few stars simply because it was a lifetime presentation actually filmed in the location represented in the story here new york city most on this channel whether set there in rural iowa oregon virginia l a etc are filmed in vancouver ottawa toronto or some other canadian locale br br but if there ever were one deserving the top rating on this site it s this movie certainly not for originality for this story has been done many times in many variations with several very similar to this specific one it s also been done pretty often on the big screen with mega stars past and present from cary grant james garner harrison ford tom hanks et al and deborah kerr doris day meg ryan and many more i can think of at least more just as prominent past to present off the top of my head who could be added now and there are probably many others which could be brought to mind br br not to drone on but my point is that in my opinion this is by far one of the best of this genre i ve seen i caught it by chance on a mid day friday at a time when i had the tv on only because i was taking a couple of hours following a particularly hectic week i d never run across this flick in the years since it was made and while the two leads have done enough to be known to most they were completely unknown to me the only two actors i knew were phyllis newman anna s mother whom i d seen in some things from her younger days and michael rispoli henry charlie s best friend who was outstanding as gramma the menacing juice loan tough street guy from rounders br br the chance meeting and coupling between both leads best friends as a sub story romance with the correlation of their being such to anna and charlie being only revealed to all later is an oft done plot contrivance within the genre but makes no difference to the enjoyment here in fact it enhances it br br checking some other comments i agree completely with those which are the most positive the primary word describing this film is engaging in caps this adjective describes the performers the characters the chemistry between and among all of the characters in whatever combination presented and all of the supporting and even minor roles br br i love films with a harder edge rounders the escapist schwarzenegger stallone fare goodfellows even the classics like casablanca gone with the wind citizen kane but for pure uncomplicated enjoyment this one was outstanding with a bare fraction of their budgets it was equal to the results achieved by you ve got mail and sleepless in seattle and tom hanks and meg ryan couldn t have done better than natasha henstridge and michael vartan here the co stars and support personnel here were equivalent to those in these mega films as well ,1
ru paul plays a secret agent called starrbooty she teams up with another drag queen agent to fight the evil annaka manners candis cayne and get her kidnapped niece back or something like that seriously i had trouble concentrating on the plot the movie is seemingly directed by somebody with severe add quick camera cuts nonstop that make it impossible to focus on anything the dialogue is incomprehensible at times and when you can hear it you wish it remained incomprehensible the acting is actually pretty ok except for ru paul who overacts to an embarrassing degree also the film is full of disgusting bathroom humor that is just revolting and not even remotely funny after minutes i had to leave because i was bored sick and just couldn t stand it anymore i pride myself on sitting through anything but this went way beyond my limits people are comparing this to the early work of john waters i disagree waters work is sick but good this is just sick avoid ,0
another of those flimsy stories coupled with most forgettable musical numbers powell and o keefe as battling publicists are quite forgettable however there are two shining moments hubert castle is the most incredible tightrope walker you will ever see his drunken walk on the wire has to be the most spectacular piece of balancing ever recorded on film he has to be seen to be believed the other is sophie tucker doing a turn near the end of the film her magnetism her professionalism her sheer talent at being herself well charisma is not learned you have it or you don t a great lesson for all would be cabaret artists a sad note w c fields in his last film cameo is completely forgettable ,0
this movie blew me away i have only seen two episodes of the show never saw the first movie but went to a pre screening where johnny knoxville himself introduced the movie telling us to turn off our sense of moral judgment for an hour and a half he was right as a movie this would probably rate a given it has zero plot no structure besides randomness and very little production value however that isn t the point everyone in our theatre was laughing and gasping the whole way through not only were some of the stunts creative see trailer if you need to know but they hid some of the best or worst depending on how you want to look at it but some of the stuff they did took us completely by surprise these guys do some stuff that won t make it into your newspaper reviews and probably can t even be published here involving lots of things below the belt however almost of the stunts are fantastically hysterical even if morally condemnable but remember knoxville s statement and if you are in the right mindset this movie is hysterical to watch only about minutes of this movie could have actually been shown on tv so consider yourself warned of what you re getting into some stuff is disgusting but instead of being repulsed by it you end up laughing at the sheer stupidity of it all as a person who thought jackass the tv show was an over hyped fad with only a few funny sketches and lots of unnecessary pain the amount of fun i had at this movie has made me realize that having no boundaries is the best environment for these guys to work in it s a lot of fun and should be a great comedic fix until the borat movie comes out with this movie you may think you know what you re getting but these guys are a few steps ahead of you i guarantee you ll be surprised by the rd sketch so enjoy and don t worry you won t want to perform almost any of their stuff at home ,1
excellent performance by mary kay place steve sandvoss jacqueline bissett and rebekah johnson superb story that reels you into the movie emotional yet light hearted i own this movie and everyone that i ve shared it with loves it great for mixed company crowd br br nice production not a cheap budget well organized and keeps your interest uses dome newer ideas for flashbacks and at one point keeps the viewer at the edge of their seat br br no matter what walk of life a viewer is from they will buy in to one or more viewpoints in this film br br would love to see a sequel ,1
conrad phillips stars in the s action adventure series william tell set in the fourteenth century during the hostile austrian occupation of switzerland william tell is a reluctant freedom fighter battling heroically against the tyranny and oppression of the invading forces william tell is the swiss version of robin hood conrad phillips plays the protagonist fantastically it is possible that pascal bugnion would have had greater success in the role but he was unavailable at the time of filming the classic action show is made up of series of the episodes are in black and white but this does not detract from the entertainment in any way ,1
i hadn t heard anything about this project until i saw that it was going to be on so i watched it with a completely open mind and gee the cast is full of strong players br br unfortunately it s awful i don t mean it isn t good i mean it s extraordinarily bad sometimes laughably so but mostly it s just boring its strongest appeal comes from having attractive people as naked as us network tv will allow but it s all tease and no substance and having nymphs as backup characters can t justify several hours of bad tv br br there are two basic problems that the cast can t overcome first the script is awful yes making changes to the hercules myth which is certainly not a single monolithic story in the first place is traditional but this version is relentlessly dull and much too frequently dumb and sometimes downright head shakingly peculiar with terrible pacing bits borrowed from here and there and several parts seemingly belonging in different films and truly awful dialogue the dialogue is frequently unbearably bad in fact to the point where you feel embarrassed for the actors sean astin apparently now typecast as second banana seems especially burdened by one awful line after another there s no consistency of tone or atmosphere and little cohesion to the plot br br second most of the special effects are really bad really bad there s occasionally a decent bit of cgi but mostly again you feel really embarrassed on behalf of the cast i have no idea what the budget for this project was but it sure looks like crap compared to clash of the titans or even hercules the legendary journeys and doesn t even compare very favorably with the old lou ferrigno and italian spaghetti hercules movies just painfully miserable br br there are plenty of other problems the story is needlessly complex and can t keep up with itself and hercules himself isn t presented as a very interesting character almost everyone who doesn t have a european accent tries to fake one of some kind which is not merely amateurish and dated but never really made sense in the first place drama doesn t become better just because the actors use british accents after all but the terrible script and equally terrible effects sink the whole thing right off the bat br br in fairness hercules was apparently intended as a four hour miniseries but truncated for this airing anyway to a three hour tv movie i don t know what they cut but it s possible the edits made things worse i don t think you could make hercules good by adding to it but that doesn t mean that the continuity say hasn t suffered from the network edits there s no way i ll watch the usa version to see though ,0
i ve now watched all four bo derek vehicles directed by her husband john all are quite terrible of course but this is certainly the pits featuring the usual flimsy plot bad scripting – by the director naturally – and acting not to mention gratuitous nudity by the star it deals with her losing much older husband anthony quinn she accepts his shotgun suicide by saying he had always admired hemingway but who continues to appear and talk to her in fact he wants to come back in another younger body but actually does so only in the very last scene derek is lovely as always and still playing naïve – especially during a muddled mid section which has her pursued by a hired killer at a spa quinn too is typically larger than life read hammy here but this easily constitutes his nadir besides for much of the duration he acts from behind a piece of shiny plastic presumably suggesting his being in some sort of limbo his replacement then is obviously a handsome looking stud who hasn t a lick of talent or even personality also featured in the cast are hollywood veterans don murray as quinn s best friend and bo s business consultant and julie newmar as quinn s guardian angel in the afterlife – plus a surprising cameo appearance by billionaire donald trump who presumably needed this on his resume it also goes without saying that john derek was his own cinematographer on the film that the end credits are filled with useless and corny expressions of gratitude to the many people who lent a helping hand and that ghosts can t do it swept the board at the razzie awards ,0
one of the better kung fu movies but not quite as flawless as i had hoped given the glowing reviews the movie starts out well enough with the jokes being visual enough that they translate the language barrier which is rarer than you d think for this era and make the non fight dialogue sequences passable for a kung fu movie this is a great compliment unlike other chinese action movies which were always period pieces or in the wake of jackie chan s police story i cop dramas pedicab driver gives us a look at contemporary rural china unfortunately in the latter of the movie it takes a nosedive into dark melodrama tragedy which i thought was unnecessary br br the action is overall good featuring a duel between sammo and of the shaw brothers only stars kar leung lau and then a fight at the end with that taller guy who always plays jet li s bad guy there s only minutes of combat here which is standard but what annoys me is the obvious speeding up of the camera frames i get that they have to film half speed to avoid hurting each other but there are smooth edits and then there s this it really takes away from the fights when it s this obvious the footage was messed with br br that said if you like kung fu movies my opinion here won t dissuade you and if you don t you just wasted minutes of your life reading this ,1
 mild spoilers frankie machine had been dealt a bad hand in life a card dealer at an illegal gambling den in his chicago neighborhood he was busted when the joint was raided by the cops and given six months in jail br br while behind bars frankie was treated for his heroin addiction at the prisons hospital and learned how to play the drums as part of his rehabilitation program now out of prison and back in his old neighborhood frankie is trying to put his life back together by getting a union card in the musicians union and then a job as a drummer in a band and put his old life behind him but instead it catches up with frankie in no time at all in the man with the golden arm br br otto preminger s ground breaking film about heroin addiction with frank sinatra giving the performance of his life as the drug addicted card sharp frankie machine the man with the golden arm frankie tries to getaway from the life that he lead but has this monkey or better yet gorilla on his back that just won t let him soild performances by the entire supporting cast starting with frankie s friend sparrow arnold stang sparrows attempt to get frankie back on his feet by shoplifting a suit of clothes for him ends up putting him and frankie in the slammer and almost back to prison until his former boss at the gambling den schwiefka bailed him out br br there s frankie s psychically as well as emotionally crippled wife zosch eleanor parker who sees that her hold on frankie is slipping and is slowly driven to madness murder and suicide there s frankie s drug dealer louie with darren mcgavin in one of his first acting roles who s hold on frankie is only good as long as he stays addicted and louie goes out of his way to make sure that he does br br there s the owner of the gambling joint that frankie works at as it s top card dealer schwiefka robert strauss who like louie goes out of his way to get frankie back to work for him even though if he s arrested again frankie s hopes for a new and better life will go down the drain and then there s frankie s next door neighbor and friend molly kim novak who goes to almost impossible lengths to get him over his addiction by locking him up in her apartment it s there that he goes cold turkey and almost ends up dying trying to kick the habit in one of the most harrowing sequence ever put on film br br a no holds barred movie with explosive performances by everyone involved makes the man with the golden arm one of the great classics of realism in motion pictures coming out of the s ,1
previous commentator steve richmond stated that a walk on the moon is in his words not worth your i ended up paying a bit more than that to import what is one of the worst quality dvds i have yet seen of this film or any film in existence even when you ignore the fact that the dvd is clearly sourced from an interlaced master and just plain nasty to watch in motion the film has no redeeming qualities save anna s presence to make watching a top quality blu ray transfer worthwhile not that this is any fault of the other actors liev schreiber diane lane tovah feldshuh and viggo mortensen all score high on the relative to anna paquin acting ability chart far more so than holly hunter or sam neill did in spite of an equally lousy script anyway director tony goldwyn s resume is nothing to crow about but pamela gray s resume includes wes craven s most dramatic excursions outside of the horror or slasher genre so one could be forgiven for thinking this is a case of bad direction br br as i have indicated already the sole reason i watched this film is anna paquin in her acting debut she literally acted veterans of the industry with a minimum of twelve years experience above hers under the table while she is not as far ahead of her castmates here her performance as a girl that starts the piece as a brat and grows into a woman whose world is crashing down around her proves her oscar was no fluke for some time i have been stating to friends that she would be the best choice to portray the heroine of my second complete novel and a dialogue seventy three minutes into this film is yet another demonstration of why this woman could literally act the paint off walls anna aside only liev schreiber comes close to eliciting any sympathy from an audience sure his character spends the vast majority of the film neglecting a wife with an existential crisis but he plays the angered reaction of a man who feels cheated brilliantly i should know even if it is not from the same circumstances here br br viggo mortensen also deserves credit for his portrayal of a travelling salesman although perhaps not to the same extent in a manner of speaking he is the villain of the piece but he successfully gives the character a third dimension yes his actions even after the whole thing explodes are underhanded but not many men would act any differently in his situation nobody wants to be the other man in this kind of messed up situation so viggo deserves a lot of credit for giving it a try here unfortunately these are all participants in a story about a woman who feels trapped in a stagnant marriage where tovah feldshuh tells us that the mills and boon archetype of women being the only ones who feel life is passing by simply does not exist either writer pamela gray or director tony goldwyn thought they could just put this line into the film without thinking of how the audience might receive it anna even gets to speak the mind of the audience when she asks diane who she is to be lecturing anyone about responsibility br br that said the film does have a couple of things besides anna going for it mason daring s original music while not standing out in any way gives the film a certain feeling of being keyed into the time depicted that helps where the other elements do not roger ebert is right when he points out that while liev is a great actor putting him alongside viggo in the story of a woman forced to choose between her marriage and her fantasy is a big mistake he is also very correct in that when the film lingers over scenes of lane and mortensen skinny dipping or mounting one another under a waterfall it loses focus from being a story of a transgression and becomes soft porn the film seems terminally confused about the position of its story no matter how many times i rewatch liev s scenes i cannot help but feel he has been shortchanged in the direction or editing one does not have to make their leads particularly handsome or beautiful but taking steps to make them the most interesting or developed characters in the piece would have gone a long way br br ebert also hits the nail right on the head when he says that every time he saw anna on the screen he thought her character was where the real story lay stories about the wife feeling neglected and running into the arms of a man who seems interesting or even dangerous are a dime a dozen to such an extent now that even setting the story in parallel with an event as earth shattering as the moon landing will not help in spite of feeling revulsion at the manner in which her character s story is presented anna might as well be walking around with a neon sign above her head asking the audience if they would not prefer to see the whole thing through her eyes while i am all too aware that it is difficult to control exactly which character your audience will find the most interesting from your cast it is very much as if they did not bother to try with lane and schreiber fans of these two would be well advised to look elsewhere hopefully by now my ramblings about the respective performances will give some idea of where the whole thing went wrong br br i gave a walk on the moon a three out of ten anna paquin earns it a bonus point with one of her best performances and that is saying something ,0
i feel very generous giving this movie a out of okay noted that the special effects are okay and renny harlin did make one my favorite genetically altered sharks attack a research station movie that of which you may know as deep blue sea also the opening credits are done fairly well with a remix of whitezombie s more human then human and it does go fairly well with what is in the context of this movie but enough praise lets get to the reason why this movie sucks so much br br not since uwe boll s alone in the dark did i ever feel that the special effects in a movie were totally wasted okay our story starts with four guys who are descendants of four different families each of which possess a never fully explained power from a never fully explained family background that did a never fully explained art of witch craft oh and for some reason these descendants are all all go to the same school are all on the swim team and all for some reason or another sit in bed with their shirts off sweating and talking to each other on the phone i have nothing against gays gothic or thirteen year old s but that is what this movie is aimed at year old goth who question their sexuality yeah there s girls in it who sit on their beds in their panties or whatever but how come they don t take their shirts off hey its only fair br br anyways the characters in this movie are told that when they turn they will ascend and be granted new profound almost god like powers but before i go any further i forgot to mention that when they use their powers they age slowly and they grow more addicted to it that explains why they got people in their late s to play year old s oh and if something needs explaining don t worry someone will explain it all in one large piece of dialog god this movie sucks where was i oh yeah the ascension part br br okay apparently there was a super secret alpha one family that the others forgot about or some s t like that i don t know i was dozing off at this point but they were written out some how and the new kid at school who is befriending the group is secretly one of these descendants from the fifth family and i say secretly because anyone who has seen any of the previews of this movie knows that this new guy is the bad guy he has greater power then the others because he s older i think anyways bob loblaw say it out loud things happen and we get to the final fight in the movie br br to be honest i was all game for a witch battle you know like saurmon vs gandalf or anything along the lines with magic battle because you know this is about witches and stuff now when these two witches throw down its more of like how can i put it a very very crappy version of a dragonball z type battle they throw stuff at each other talk throw stuff talk throw stuff talk etc when i say throw stuff i only say that because i have no clue what the f k their throwing at each other it looks like big gobs of slimy water god this movie sucks anyways when our main witch ascends he doesn t get very powerful at all he just throws bigger gobs of slimy water things happen and it ends in a way that you as the viewer know its gonna end the good witch wins bad witch loses br br you know how shitty a movie is when the bad guy says something so incredibly stupid as i m gonna make you my wiotch thats where i wanted to punch myself in the face for sitting through this whole thing br br yes i admit the thought of witches doing battle using powers in the modern day does sound kinda cool but when the execution is this bad i really wished they didn t make this movie maybe if it was r rated had tit s and threw in more deaths with a dash of gore it might have worked might have worked br br if your interested in watching this don t buy it or even rent it wait for it to come on tv or borrow it from your sucker of a friend who bought it just don t waste your time with this hack of a movie if you spend any money on it there s a good chance your putting an effort towards a sequel to be made by uwe boll called the covenant alone in the dark with the house of the dead ,0
this is the type of late night cable flick usually associated with andrew stevens or shannon tweed though unlike most of tweed and stevens t a fueled vehicles this is lethally dull br br let s cut to the chase the real reason for watching this non thriller is to see shannon doherty s breasts anyone who states otherwise is a liar however most of her steamy sex scenes appear to be all smoke and mirrors br br notice that all the shots where her head and chest show at the same time are quick peek a boo flashes the frames where the camera lingers on her nude body there s little or no face attached or she s behind a dripping wet shower door br br all you boob watchers out there know what that means body double br br i must admit though that the finale where doherty is bound blindfolded and menaced with a knife provided a certain fetishistic thrill br br if you find a vhs copy anywhere buy it as all involved are probably too embarrassed to ever let this come out on dvd ,0
don t get me wrong i love david suchet as poirot i love the series as well as the movies but enough already re death on the nile everyone has done this one we know who dies we know why they die we know who the killer is we know how it was done so i say enough already mr suchet could have used that awesome talent in another one of agatha christie s novels i will say that the acting by all the actors was superb the sets were terrific and very realistic i especially liked david soul but i was surprised at how awful he looked i hope he doesn t look that way in real life i honestly can t remember from other movies whether the very end was the same somehow i don t think so i thought that was a rather brilliant touch whether or not ms christie wrote it that way i would much rather have that ending then wasting away in prison ,0
firstly i would like to point out that i only know of the show due to my younger sister always watching it i find it the most annoying program on tv there is nothing funny about any of the jokes and the canned laughter is unbearable the show would work much better if filmed in front of a live audience that way the laughter would show just how unfunny the show is however i give credit to the acting talents of the young cast it sickens me however to think that they ll look back on the show in the future and see how bad their first tv show was the show links in well with the overall annoying voices and style of the cbbc presenters why the youth of today need to be shouted at so much is beyond me that is all ,0
 the dresser is a small but absolutely wonderful film brilliantly acted by albert finney and tom courtenay how in the world this tiny film attracted enough attention to garner five major academy award nominations back in is a mystery to me but it s nice to know the academy can be guilty of a display of good taste every once in a while of course they gave the award that year to terms of endearment after all they don t want to be accused of showing too much taste br br albert finney is a drunken shakespearean actor in a production of king lear tom courtenay is the man who works double time behind the scenes to keep this actor in front of the footlights it s both hilarious and piteous to see courtenay s character showering finney s with attention and affection only to see his efforts utterly unappreciated and dismissed even up to the very bitter end finney and courtenay work wonders together and though finney gets the showiest moments he does get to recite shakespeare after all courtenay is the heart and soul of the film br br grade a,1
well i saw that yesterday and it was much better than the other making off from vh too bad than this one it s pretty outdated but you get to see all the staff who makes south park very interesting stuff br br it s also funny than this documentary portrays trey and matt like selfish greedy snobs creators who doesn t work and spend all the time having fun or relaxing which is kinda ironic because they work pretty hard on the show br br it also shows all the animation process to make a south park episode interview with the actors who brings character s voices and much more br br if you re a fan of south park i highly recommend you this ,1
you know people who make comedies so often forget it s really ok to be outrageous well not this time unconditional love has it all barry manilow and a dwarf in a movie with cathy bates as the romantic lead and it works not only does it work it works very very well in fact i think it s perfect i laughed so hard i think i hurt myself yet the main characters were all so human so honest and so very real but isn t that where great comedies come from don t characters need real feelings real emotions and the ability to feel real pain well they do in this movie unconditional love is a movie you shouldn t miss especially if you need a seriously good laugh or you re at all curious about seeing the psychotic dwarf in the red raincoat ,1
this film has a lot of strong points it has one of the best horror casts outside of the lugosi karloff chaney circle lionel atwill fay wray and dwight frye plus leading man melvyn douglas it s got all the right ingredients bats a castle with lots of stone staircases a mad scientist townspeople waving torches and hunting vampires an igor type character a beautiful girl even a goofy haired burgomeister the soft focus camera work is moody and imaginative there s even some good comic relief nicely spaced throughout the script br br but it s not really a monster movie because there is nothing supernatural going on in kleinschloss little castle the plot revolves around the generic crazy scientist nicely played by atwill who values his work more highly than human lives br br it s not top tier material because of a ho hum resolution of the plot and some embarrassingly bad dialog for dwight frye but it s worth a look if you like early b w horror pictures ,1
i can t believe i waste my time watching this garbage i did because leonard maltin gave it an aa rating and for tv movies this is usually a reliable indicator of some quality entertainment br br the acting was ok but whoever wrote it should be forever denied access to any medium of communication the plot is ludicrous the motivations of the bad guys totally absent and the various family interactions silly and shallow for example dad preaches that violent reaction to aggression is bad but he turns out to be an admirable person not because of his ignore the idiots philosophy but because he s pretty good with his fists br br the only message i was able to glean from this pap was that the nuclear family is good and alternate living arrangements are bad oh and bad people happen to good people ,0
oh my god what a horrible film the film has all the right people involved unfortunately it is not worth watching i saw it for free at my local library if i had paid to watch this i would be even more upset this film is unwatchable how could tarintino be involved with such a slow paced unexciting film no wonder it didn t get much distribution every one involved must have been ashamed i can make a better film with a dated camcorder and my big toe its beyond boring i really hated it tarintino just lost some standing in my eyes this must be some kind of sick joke don t bother with this film if some one even hints you should watch it kill them ,0
greetings again from the darkness how rare it is for a film to examine the lost soul of men in pain adam sandler stars as charlie a man who lost his family in the tragedy and has since lost his career his reason to live and arguably his sanity don cheadle co stars as sandler s former dental school roommate who appears to have the perfect life that sandler apparently had prior to br br of course the parallels in these men s lives are obvious but it is actually refreshing to see men s feelings on display in a movie feelings other than lust and revenge that is watching how they actually help each other by just being there is painful and heartfelt writer director mike binder the upside of anger and sandler s accountant in this film really brings a different look and feel to the film some of the scenes don t work as well as others but overall it is well written and solidly directed br br sandler and cheadle are both excellent sandler s character reminds a bit of his fine performance in punch drunk love but here he brings much more depth cheadle is always fine and does a nice job of expressing the burden he carries just by watching him work a jigsaw puzzle br br support work is excellent by jada pinkett smith as cheadle s wife liv tyler as a very patient psychiatrist saffron burrows in an oddly appealing role donald sutherland as an irritated judge and melinda dillon and robert klein as sandler s in laws br br the film really touches on how the tragic events of that day affected one man so deeply that he is basically ruined in addition to the interesting story and some great shots of nyc you have to love any film that features vocals from chrissy hynde bruce springsteen and roger daltrey as well as eddie vedder impersonating daltrey not exactly a chipper upbeat film but it is a quality film with an unusual story ,1
what about dahmer s childhood the double hernia operation which is believed to have sparked off his obsession with the inner workings of the human body what about infinity land the game he invented as a child which involved stick men being annihilated when they came too close to one another suggesting that intimacy was the ultimate danger what about the relationship between his parents and the emotional problems of his mother that were far more relevant than just his own relationship with his father his feelings of neglect when his brother was born what about his fascination with insects and animals how he would dissect roadkill and hang it up in the woods behind his home what about focusing more on his cannibalism and what about his parent s divorce these are all things that should have been included in the film instead the film maker chose to give us a watered down snapshot from a night or two in his life and combine it with series of confusing and at times unnecessary flashbacks to events that weren t even particularly relevant to our understanding of dahmer br br why didn t the film maker show how dahmer was interested in people as objects rather than people he could have made this point many times particularly in the scenes in which he drugs his victims whilst he has sex with them which actually took place in a health club not a night club instead he just shows him ramming away at them from behind br br whilst i appreciate there is only so much information you can cram into minutes or however long but why spend such a large part of the film examining his relationship with luis pinet known as rodney in this film my only guess is that the director was trying to build up pinet s character to try and make us fear for or empathise with him but this film is supposed to be about jeffrey dahmer so why couldn t he have spend those forty five minutes on something else if the scene and their relationship was important enough to warrant such time then fair enough but it wasn t the scene in which he kills steven hicks his first victim is a vital part of the jeffrey dahmer story because it was the first killing and because of the effect that killing had on the rest of his life unfortunately the film doesn t explain that it was his first killing or that he didn t kill again for nine years we assume because his hair style is different and he is wearing glasses that this is a flashback but to when and why br br what about the shrine he made in his sitting room towards the end of his career one of the most important clues we have towards understanding dahmer and his motivations br br some people may find my need for accuracy in fact and detail a bit anal but having studied jeffrey dahmer in depth it is plain to see that this film has very little in common with the person he was and the crimes he committed why bother to spend the time making a film loosely based on jeffrey dahmer rather than tackle the real issues behind his descent into madness and the carnage that ensued br br finally a film with subject matter as repellent as this should carry an certificate not a we needed to see his perversion in more depth to understand just how detached he was from the rest of us that doesn t mean showing the drill actually entering konerak sinthasomphone s head for instance but at least an indication of the amount of people he killed and what his modus operandi was when actually killing anyone watching this film who doesn t know the story of dahmer might come away thinking he had only killed a few people he actually killed seventeen men br br aside from the facts and lack of depth the film isn t all bad there is some nice cinematography and good performances from the two main characters i d like to see this done again by a film maker who has more knowledge more energy and a better reason for making the film in the first place ,0
this is one of the better comedies that has ever been on television season one was hilarious as were most of the following seasons the only reason that i give this show a is because of the unfortunate final season the only good part of the final season was the finale my favorite part of this show was the scenes that cut to people s imaginations often depicting the characters in famous tv shows or movies from the s it is a rare show in that i liked every character with the exception of the final season too late to try to develop a new character and fez wasn t nearly as funny red s foot in your ass comments never got old nor did kelso s stupidity bravo to fox for keeping such a good show so long too long even ,1
this film is a true and historical film it is very useful to those researching the lds church because it is true it is an excellent film and i recommend it br br it is very factual exciting and motivational there are some who think it is not factual but it is br br it is about the restoration of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints and about the prophet joseph smith who restored it it has such events in his life as the disease that he had when he was a small boy his courting emma smith emma his wife giving birth and so on but most importantly it reveals the restoration of the church ,1
i have been hooked on gg since midway through nd season when i tuned in to see smallville minutes early thanks to beginnings i now have all but episodes on tape right up through last night ep i am a middle aged straight male and this is the only weekly tv show i watch br br i love this series because a lauren graham is a damn fine looking woman and funny and smart to boot b the dialogue is extremely well written c it is flat out hilarious putting overrated garbage like everybody loves raymond to shame many current tv comedies have been heavily influenced by the highly successful and much despised slime pit known as married with children where the viewer is encouraged to deride and feel superior to the characters in gg the characters have faults but we can see our own foibles in them and laugh with them not at them this is stimulating tv where the writers challenge us to keep up with rapid fire exchanges and out of left field pop culture literature current events references i get immense pleasure out of watching these episodes over and over again catching all the one liners and references to previous episodes stars hollow is its own little world one that i will happily continue to visit as long as the series runs ,1
scientist working frantically in seclusion finds a way to locate the impact crater of a meteor carrying a new radioactive element all pseudo science and breakthrough technology talks of the s are right there including the idea that radioactivity could heal any illness if properly harnessed when he summons his rivals who had cast him out of the scientific community and ridiculed him to witness his discovery they propose a joint expedition to africa of course they end up stealing much of dr rukh s original discovery giving him only residual credit in addition to that an effeminate weakling who looks like a supporting comedy actor from the worst abbot costello lawton literally steals dr rukh s young trophy wife drake who falls head over heels for that scrap of a human being having grown horns like a deer wasn t going to make dr rukh karloff any friendlier so he embarks in an undercover revenge mission killing of his foes and friendly dr benet lugosi the only one who had helped him finally succumbing to the deadly radiations that had allowed him to embark in his revenge to start with but to my utmost dissatisfaction sparing the adulteress and that poor excuse for a human being she had married acting is mostly fine with karloff lugosi being very good check the hysterical chambermaid scene other characters aren t worth mentioning recommended much like all old universal horrors ,1
this is the first sci fi series that i have seriously become hooked on since star trek and i haven t watched trek in years it takes the invasion theme in somewhat different directions but has done it in a very exciting way it also borrows from soap opera format where it continues the arc throughout the entire year run of the series the cgi definitely doesn t overcome the plot or the characters except for nim the fledgling creature who is a pet with definite attitude anything that would show what he really thought about the neighbor s yippy dog is a in my book he was a stroke of genius br br i am left at the end of the finale asking questions intelligent ones i hope and crossing my fingers and toes that nbc or someone else sci fi maybe will continue to run the series and answer those questions br br a really great classy show ,1
i m not sure what the appeal of this movie is but i couldn t find it it s a really long barely credible hardly lucid conversation between three guys on one set br br it doesn t move anywhere the characters are just totally bizarre the underlying plot equally so it s lost on me definitely a walk out movie br br the one thing that keeps you from walking out is the ever unrealized possibility that it might have some kind of point or meaningful climax and the fact that all irritation aside at the banal personalities they re acted quite reasonably but you have to brace yourself for endless dialog wishing on many an occasion that teach would just shut the up for a moment ,0
while i am not a big fan of musicals i have loved the films of fred astaire and ginger rogers because they are just so much fun sure they can be a bit formulaic but even though you know what is going to happen they still are very pleasing to watch however despite this i was a bit disappointed in this outing part of it was because this film doesn t have the wonderful supporting cast like you saw in top hat or shall we dance without edward everett horton or eric blore the film seems to be a bit lacking especially in the fun department the silly antics of these supporting actors gave the other films charm that you just don t get with follow the fleet in addition unlike the usual character played by astaire this one is more of a jerk as his fat head gets rogers into trouble again and again and as a result it s a lot harder to like him or want to see them get together in the end of the film plus although the music is by irving berlin the songs just don t seem as memorable in fact none of the songs were all that special and i can t recall any of them even though i just saw the movie while this is still a cute and worthwhile film it just lacks the sparkle and magic of some of their other films good but far from great ,1
oh how awfully this movie is i don t know if it is a horror film or a drama cause the story and the both genres are not established very well the story is not moving it is slow boring and sleepy from the beginning to end this movie really bores me but i really liked the camera work it is authentic fresh and clear the acting is great too the little boy was the great performer in this movie but it hasn t made me to jump from my seat but this movie makes me grab a pillow lay on the bed and sleep until the credits roll br br boring not worth watching i tell you this movie sucked br br ,0
simply i just watched this movie just because of sarah am also giving these stars just because of her on the other side this movie was easily one of the worst movies i have ever seen theacting was horrible the script was uninspired this was a movie that kept contradicting itself the film was sloppy and unoriginal its not like i was expecting a good film just something to give me a jump or two this did not even do that br br he worst thing is that the more i think about the overall plot the less sense it actually makes and the more holes we keep finding a real shame really as i m fairly sure that there was a good idea lurking in there somewhere br br i m perhaps being a bit harsh giving the film a but given the actors involved and again sara obvious writing talent this film really should have delivered far more br br this movie is just crap i cant put it differently since the very beginning one knows is going to be crap br br the story dialogue acting special effects make up pretty much everything sucks i like vampire movies and i know they will never be oscar winning movies but this one is not even worth seeing i can t believe how somebody produced this thing br br it s not even about vampires it s more about a dream reality experience the development of the movie is incoherent the motivation of the characters is doesn t exist everything seems like a big joke maybe that s what they tried to do but i sincerely doubt it i wish i knew what they tried to pull but it just backfired it s definitely one of the worst movies i ve ever seen in my life and i ve seen many bad movies but nothing compared to this please make yourselves a favor and do not watch this br br p s it s also full of clichés p s bad script bad directing bad cinematography p s i bothered commenting on this as a favor to everyone ,0
as long as you go into this movie knowing that it s terrible bad acting bad effects bad story bad everything then you ll love it this is one of my favorite goof on movies watch it as a comedy and have a dozen good laughs ,1
the bbc production of jane eyre starring zelah clarke and timothy dalton love him has always been and will always be my favorite jane eyre if you watch any other version of jane eyre without reading the book it will be like watching some regular movie which you will forget the next day but watching this one almost equals to reading the book i used to watch these miniseries a lot when i was little and they inspired me to read the book at the time i didn t pay attention to how close this television production was to the book recently i watched the version of jane eyre and was very disappointed it was only hours long and didn t have many important scenes from the book such as my favorite gypsy scene after that i fell in love with this jane eyre even more because it includes all the important scenes of the book and it just tells the whole story the other versions don t if you haven t read the book br br the cast of jane eyre is excellent it s true that timothy dalton is a very handsome actor handsome enough to play butler in scarlet and julius caesar but he is so great as rochester that i can t imagine anybody else playing this role and zelah clarke is without a doubt the only jane that follows the description of the book the other thing that makes this film so great is the clothes and the makeup of the actors jane looks so modest and naive just as bronte describes her although she doesn t look but do you actually pay attention to that br br some people say that this jane eyre is too long but i would rather spend my whole day watching it than spend hours watching some other version some say the movie is dull and boring because jane is not passionate enough or because there are not enough kissing scenes i hate when they make jane eyre some hollywood movie with inappropriate kissing scenes you don t have to include crazy madly in love scenes to show the love between jane and rochester and both zelah and timothy express this love so perfectly that there are no other scenes needed i am years old and many girls of my age refer to this film as boring and old fashioned but i can only feel sorry for them because they don t appreciate the purity and beauty of it after all the novel is set in th century and that old fashioned look makes it more attractive and more like the book br br i don t think there will ever be any other version of jane ayre that will have the popularity and love of this one no matter who plays jane and rochester in other movies the real jane and rochester for me at least will always be zelah clarke and timothy dalton ,1
what can i say after having read herbert s books and loving lynch s movie version i was extremely disappointed i felt i was watching a reject version of buck rogers the sets looked like left overs from a star wars tv special i felt the acting was a bit amateurish by most the costumes were garish and over done which gave it a s flash gordon pulp feel the worms they re supposed to be sand worms and yet they appeared to big stalagtites with a mouth at the blunt end the effects in general were pretty second rate i won t even start about the disgraceful navigator effect br br this so called frank herbert s dune wasn t even faithfull to his books it should have been called frank herbert s dune for dummies key plot elements were left out names were changed and the entire feel of the story was sanitised i didn t even recognise the harkonnens in fact most of the characters appeared nothing like herbert s descriptions had depicted them i m starting to get upset just remembering what a tragedy it was i m glad i couldn t stomach the second installment ,0
a first time director bromell has assembled a small but powerful cast to look at the world of a middle aged middle class depressed hit man and his struggle with his relationship with his father this film in less than minutes presents an incredibly interesting contrast in human nature david dorfman as the year old son of william h macy is the most refreshing little actor i ve seen in awhile macy is brilliant in a part that almost seems written for him as a self tortured sole struggling to break the reins of his father and his business it s always great to see donald sutherland and here he s wonderful as the callous father of macy the films alternate audio track is well worth it to hear the director explain how he picked the cast locations and filmed the movie the basic dolby channel sound is adequate for this film and well recorded the cinematography creates the mood along with a very subtle musical background any film buff or observer of human nature will enjoy this one especially if he s a fan of contradiction ,1
 but it definitely still only deserves stars and no more a moronic dumb kid s father is a fighter pilot who gets shot down by some arab country they never name the country in the movie its really ridiculous they just vaguely refer to some arab nation this movie is really ignorant like that but lamar from revenge of the nerds is in here he is friends with the main character doug masters well doug masters who lives on an air force base his father is an air force pilot yet he fails to get into the air force academy conceives of a plot with help from his retarded friends to steal two jets and go rescue his father yea exactly this is one of the greatest films ever made louis gossett jr is fantastic in his role you can tell he basically wanted to smack the hell out of doug masters the whole movie well anyway you can probably guess how the plot ends i can t believe they made sequels to this movie ,0
unfortunately the only spoiler in this review is that there s nothing to spoil about that movie even if b mattei had never done any master piece he use to do his job with a bit of humor and craziness that made him a fun eurotrash director but for the last years he seemed to have lost it this film is just empty nothing at all to wake us up from the deep sleep you sink into after the first min no sex no blood it s suppose to be about snuff no actors no dialogs just as bad as an t v film it s even worse than his last cannibals and zombies epics so rest in peace bruno you will stay in our minds forever anyway thanks to such unforgettable gems as zombi robowar rats l altro inferno virus cruel jaws and few others so except if you want to see b mattei possessed by jess franco s spirit s new film pass on this one but if you don t know this nice artisan s career track down his old films and have fun ,0
i usually like zombie movies but this one was just plain bad br br the good parts girl swimming topless with thong bottoms sonya salomaa s topless and ona grauer s boobs jiggling in a skimpy top when she ran br br the bad part too much video cuts too much matrix slow motion it drags the action not enough blood and guts bad acting and no story the only other person in the theater was smart and left right after the topless swimming scene a total waste of and time i give it a out of ,0
this movie was terrible i thought with all the some what decent actors it would be better don t waste your time eva longoria parker was awful she should stick to desperate housewives paul rudd is becoming a b actor the mess he made in the movie i could never be your woman was the epitome of what i m saying and lake bell she was cute but definitely in need of some more acting lessons watch just like heaven with reese witherspoon it was a tad better or any other ghost movie you will be grateful to not have wasted your precious time ps i love you is also a good from beyond the grave romance time to start watching movies rated over out of and listen to the people who have already seen it ,0
the paul kersey of death wish is very far removed from the paul kersey of the original film if you remember the film then you will remember kersey was a conchie during the korean war and that he was physically sick after he committed his first execution ten years later kersey seems to have learned unarmed combat and how to handle anti tank weapons in his spare time but i ll overlook that gaffe because dw is the best of the sequels lowlife scum bags get shot dead burned alive their teeth smashed and thrown to their deaths by middle aged housewives armed with sweeping brushes yeah i know the gang members are multi ethnic and for that they deserve some credit but even if they re not racist they re still murdering scum who deserve all they get from kersey and the innocent citizens who needs mayor rudy when you ve got paul kersey an anti tank rocket and a bunch of old age pensioners to reclaim the streets from the criminal creeps paul kersey i salute you sir,1
flame in flame out that seems to be gammera in a nutshell a prehistoric creature who can take it and dish it out with equal abandon i m not a fan of japanese monster films but wound up committed to viewing all the flicks on the fifty film dvd sci fi collection put out by mill creek treeline films it s a great value at about twenty five bucks so at fifty cents per movie it really boils down to an investment in time to watch some of the goofy offerings br br gammera is riled from a centuries long slumber by a nuclear blast and he s not happy like godzilla he takes it out on tokyo setting the united nations into motion to try and come up with a plan to save the planet they arrive at plan z the hope of the world and wouldn t you know it there s a scene where a huge shed is shown that s called the z plan building that was a nice touch br br by the mid s this country still wasn t quite politically correct one of the american military scenes at the alaskan air defense sector has general arnold asking a female sergeant to make coffee i guess there weren t any privates around br br good old gammera was quite the sight though walking around on two legs and going for the flame throwing routine when challenged that s why it surprised me how plan z managed to capture turtle man in the nose cone of a hidden space ship whisking him off to mars to save the world high fives all around for the american and russian team that made the save now let s get back to the cold war br br like godzilla gammera spawned at least a good dozen films but having seen this one pretty much satisfies my interest in flying flaming turtles especially since that dvd pack i mentioned earlier has attack of the monsters with a featured guest appearance by the big g it took all i had to make it through to the end of both films it was such a relief to get to the final frame in this one that said gammera sayonara ,0
this show is based on the concept that loud obnoxious repetition funny the comedic writing is non existent in fact i face serious repercussions by even comparing it to entertainment of any sort here is the premise two girls accidentally get their shenanigans posted on the internet and hilarity ensues after their initial success they contrive the idea that they should make a web cast to showcase their brilliance br br ok so where should i begin let s start with the laugh track the oft used but never successful reminder that we the viewing audience should laugh according to the foley guys this show is the funniest thing on the planet we should all be dropping loads into our pants because of the brilliance of the humor placed before us the laugh track seriously goes every few seconds it quite possibly usurps scooby doo for the king of laugh track over use br br then the in your face shout at the top of our lungs the craziest grouping of words to seem silly trick is also employed with little to no success whoa and let s not forget creating new words to sound funny trick that is web o licious and poop tastic what the hell br br finally the acting i can t entirely complain here the actors are young and inexperienced but this should and can be corrected by good professional help because of the inexperience nick should be helping the actors define their craft instead in usual nick fashion the actors are placed in front of the camera and told act which for the most part is robotic recitation of lines missed timing and overall epic fail br br the lack of anything in this show makes it a disgusting representation of how not to be funny don t waste your time this show is debasing to all of humanity,0
i love john saxon in anything he s in the one time he takes over the camera though he directs a movie that should have more aptly been been titled please do not watch this movie called zombie death house the dollar shock insurance certificate is dear fred olen ray s tricky way of making you spend dollars on a filmed dump churned out by a major s cheese legend ray being the front man at retromedia ray by the way makes charles band look hotter than stucco ceilings on a ford falcon just plain bad now the both of them and boring besides it s great that ray is digging up this old stuff and in some cases it s public domain like the rest of the dollar video hucksters but in the case of zombie death house the word zombie sloppily superimposed to add ownership and interest on the part of f o r the only way to do service to this tripe is to release it on the dollar market for the curious collector and fans of saxon if you wanna see real saxon pick up black christmas nightmare on elm street or the glove ,0
i came across an insomniac s nightmare while looking for offbeat independent films and glad to say it did not disappoint this crazy half hour ride had me wondering all the way through and the ending was excellent one of those nooooo moments that really stays with you i ve shown it to a number of people and everyone seems to agree hands down the little ghostie girl was very talented and i think her performance stole the show she creeped the heck out of me i can say that much nanavati did a great job putting this short together all the pieces just fell into place and you can tell that she s a great writer from what she did with this script so well written it s undoubtedly the strongest part of the film the directing was great and the acting was enjoyable but the most important factor here is the strength of the screenplay good job to this girl i can t wait to see more ,1
this story was probably one of the most powerful i have ever taken in john singleton certainly went above and beyond when putting together this educational masterpiece brilliant performances by the whole cast but epps and rapaport turned in the best and most convincing of either young star s career br br however as a college student myself many of the issues that singleton touched on were taken to the extreme in a sense that while they are issues faced on many college campuses they aren t presented as big or out in the open as this movie would make one believe in some instances it almost seemed ridiculous to think that something of this nature could actually occur however aside from the fact that it was a little over dramatic the film was brilliant and left me stunned unable to talk just think one of the things from this picture i will remember forever was a quote from lawrence fishburn s character knowledge is power without knowledge you cannot see your power brilliant just brilliant ,1
this one will get reviews all over the map because it doesn t comfortably fit any mold it s horror but not a splatterfest it s equal part suspense as well as horror yet without the usual hollywood screams and jerky camera br br the feel of the movie is spare and lean with next to no special effects because i think you should listen and watch the faces of the characters br br forget that brendan is a graduate of the buffy universe that s a red herring he is acting here camp is a misreading of the tone of this story adrienne barbeau is giving a rock solid performance so she must believe the script has something to say we all know the sorry excuses where the actors plainly don t care anymore and are just waiting for the director to snap cut and get their paychecks this is not the case here br br forgive the fact that the bodies begin to fall with almost mondo funny regularity i don t think the intent was humorous but to keep you off balance br br think of it less of a horror movie and more of a horror play on a stage that decrepit whitewashed house then you might see it s really about paranoia fear and spiralling madness set in an isolated someplace usa br br and it is twisty time travel mind control secret experiments and nazi s who may not be dead yet br br i say rent it and give it a try if you re in the mood for something a little cerebral this would be a good choice for a saturday midnight sit down ,1
the film is not for everyone some might think the acting is bad when it is actually understated and natural there are no obviously evil acts and there are no stunningly beautiful moments there is a lot of indecision an lot of conflicting feelings br br actually this film takes a very honest look at a very complex subject sex with minors it is complex because the characters are trying to deal with love and sex when her body and hormones are still developing and both of their minds and personalities are still developing complex also because society has very simplistic views of sex with minors and complex because the characters don t know if society is right or if their instincts are right br br some will not like the movie because it leaves unanswered questions questions such as who was really in charge of the relationship who was damaged did good come out of it was it art who was damaged more did some of the problems with their relationship stem from it being forbidden by society did some of the problems stem from their own immaturity and probably most important was this truly a crime br br the film is resolutely neutral on all of this and it is this neutrality that is its strength it is the reason for the understated acting the simple sets the lack of background music soft lighting and the general flat presentation the message is clear we don t really understand this kind of relationship today and quick judgments are bound to be shallow ,1
actor turned director liev schreiber the sum of all fears does an above average screen version of the novel everything is illuminated by author jonathan safran foer this tale of journey and self discovery is highlighted by strong ensemble performances and sharp direction with a storyline that enriches and enlightens the soul br br jonathan foer elijah wood is a young man who has seen his grandfather safran pass away jonathan has a peculiar habit of taking small objects and life s little memorabilia and sealing them in plastic ziplock bags to display them on his wall safran gives jonathan an old picture showing a young safran standing next to a beautiful girl who saved his life many years ago thus jonathan commences on a long journey to locate this mystery woman in the ukraine not knowing if she is still alive he enlists the help of a brash young tour guide named alex eugene hutz and his grandfather boris leskin to drive him to his goal at first the trip hits dead ends and false leads but as the group nears its target the men find themselves amid the ruins of a dark chapter in history with the memories of war and the past ghosts of a nonexistent town there they find their own respective destinies and will be forever changed by what they learn br br this film feels like it was directed by someone who knew how to get the most from his actors at times the film is spoken in russian and seems like a foreign film the title itself is a play on self discovery this is a thoughtful trek of one man into his past and his past ironically involves his companions jonathan s obsessive journey becomes an emotional journey for alex and his grandfather as well it s a tale of bonding over the long haul and the guilt one must carry for a lifetime by the end of the film these characters have all experienced life altering events that will permanently intertwine their lives it proves that memories can be powerful in traumatizing and also cleansing the soul it s also about one s legacy and how others view an event or a person in the past alex eventually sees his grandfather in a completely different light even our perception of these individuals will have changed by film s end which is a tribute to a story that is well told br br the story is deceptively simple it functions as a road trip movie like the straight story combined with an interesting mystery story it really involves a great many layers of emotions and subplots that range from the past to the present the ending is a bit surreal with its déjà vu feeling br br elijah wood sin city the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind has chosen a wide range of roles ever since his splash in the lord of the rings trilogy here he does a fine job with what is essentially a minimalist role with not much to show eugene hutz and boris leskin fare better as alex and his grandfather respectively even the grandfather s dog named sammy davis jr jr that s right is funny as a fiercely loyal companion br br the spare music score by paul cantelon is a moody compliment to the thoughtful nature of the film the editing is effective as imagery from past and present are linked and transitioned effortlessly the cinematography by matthew libatique gothika requiem for a dream is appropriately stark and lifeless with some impressive images of war and its aftermath br br the coincidences that emerge during the last half of the film make for good drama but are a little too coincidental we never fully understand the whole background story of alex s grandfather and what his motivations are likewise jonathan s blank stares and lack of apparent substance and depth do not give us much more than a sketch of a quirky man at times the film feels a little downbeat and depressing as more horrific revelations are exposed but these are minor criticisms of what is a good introspective story with good performances and interesting themes of remembrance and closure that schreiber not only directed but adapted the screenplay to this worthwhile slice of history is a tribute to his talents and promising potential in the future ,1
ramin bahrani sets up a scene early on in chop shop that immediately had me identifying with where the character of ale alejandro polanco and his friend were coming from the two of them get on a subway and as soon as the doors close they ask if they could have everyone s attention for a moment and that they are selling candy bars or m m s or something and then they proceed to sell some bars if you as i have ever been on a subway in new york city at any time this is the kind of situation that happens so often you almost don t notice it often the people on a subway will see kids like these or minorities selling something or announcing and talking about something on a subway and not pay them any mind bahrani s focus isn t necessarily just on kids who hock things for sale on subway rides but on survival and the state of being one is in when in the lower class in america it is subsequently in his hands thoughtful and heartbreaking usually at once br br to compare it to pixote or the bicycle thief isn t too far of a leap actually in the latter at least the father and son have each other though bahrani is specific in his intentions in his documentary style we care about this character ali no older than eleven and working in a car shop cleaning some cars and helping take apart others and his sister who comes from out of town to stay with him but it s not simply because we re force fed any clichés aside from you know a brother and sister more so the brother trying to take care of one another bahrani makes the story accessible through the simple aspiration ali has the kind of goal that is possible attainable in his situation saving up enough to buy a used food truck that ali and isamar can operate themselves br br it s all ali is working for but what bahrani shows us in brutal detail is this work what ali has to do to make it happen even if its distasteful things like ripping hubcaps off of tires from cars in shea stadium or at one point stealing a purse in a desperate moment this makes it all the more serious an issue when ale sees what his sister does for money on the side at night doing sexual favors for men in an abandoned truck on the side of the road he doesn t mention it and pushes it aside but its always something that adds to the tension something ale wants to protect his sister from it adds to the tragedy when ale finds out the real cost of what it will take to make the food truck into a profit maker a cost that just further adds to the anguish that he just internalizes br br one could look immediately at the fact that ale is an orphan in such a neighborhood as the one in the area of queens the film was shot in naturally as with a work of neo neo realism lets just call it realism featuring practically all non professional actors in the parts of the mechanics and workers and people on the streets but bahrani is focused more so on the here and the now and that is what makes chop shop so immediate and heartfelt not a trace of melodrama is in the film barely even music accompaniment aside from the live latino music coming from the cars and radios sometimes bahrani will focus on a very subtle moment that makes it pronounced in further scenes like the way ale is awake but acts like he s asleep the first night after he witnesses isamar s late night tryst and we see as she slinks into bed she probably knows he s awake but neither can say a word or in a lot of other scenes poetic touches that seem seamless like when the man shows ale how feeding the pigeons work br br it s rough and gritty as you can expect and it doesn t give much hope for its main characters despite the few moments of happiness sprinkled about it s also a superbly shot hand held film where the technique as with a lot of movies made in its urban set tone and approach informs and compliment the subjects on screen and what they re doing but it also is never recklessly shot or too flashy the filmmaker has a superb real life cast ale was plucked from a nyc public school without any experience and knows how to not waste a shot while at the same time achieve a brutal artistry with just showing what he shows it s not city of god or pixote it s its own little masterpiece on a character or characters we usually would just not give a second look to or a first one barely on our way in a city such as new york if you re not moved by ale and his daily struggles i don t know what to do for you ,1
spoilers every major regime uses the country s media to it s own ends whether the nazi banning of certain leaflets or the televised chinese alternative of tianamen square governments have tried to influence the people through different mediums since the beginning of time in though celebrating the failed mutiny of the russian communist government supported the creation of this film battleship potempkin a major piece of cinematic history it remains powerful and beautiful to this very day br br set aboard the battleship potempkin the crew are unhappy in miserable living conditions and with maggot infested food they are angry at their upper class suppressors now though after the rotten food enough is enough led by grigory vakulinchuk aleksandr antonov the crew turn upon their masters and fight for their freedom br br as far as propaganda goes battleship potempkin is perfect presenting a positive light on the first unsuccessful communist mutiny the film was a useful soviet tool eighty years after the films release though and the ussr has disappeared completely off the map the amazing thing about this film though is that whilst the country it s message was intended for has disappeared the film remains a powerful and worthy piece of cinema br br written and directed by sergei eisenstein the film is surprisingly a joy to watch it is true that it is far from what we would nowadays consider entertainment but the film is a beautiful piece of art br br whether it be the scenes aboard the boat or the often talked about scene on the steps of odessa everything about this film is perfectly made the music is powerful and dramatic the lighting is flawless even the acting whilst slightly overdone is perfect for the piece basically there is no way to fault this film s end product br br it s impossible to know how the russian people received this film upon it s release praising a country which has not existed for fifteen years it s difficult for us to know the full spirits that the film inspires as a piece of art though it is magnificent beautiful from start to finish it is far from an easy watch but it is well worth the effort ,1
this movie really shows its age the print i saw was terrible due to age but it is possible that there are better prints out there however this was not the major problem with the movie the problem was that although the film was made in it was essentially a silent film with only the barest of dialog scattered only a few sentences in the film in the most amateur fashion sometimes the characters backs were turned or they were talking with their hands over their faces all in a pathetic attempt to obscure their lips and cleaverly hide the fact that the film was dubbed well its true that this czech film would need to be dubbed into many languages but to do it this way was really stupid and obvious it just looked cheap br br overall the film looked low budget and silly it s really a shame though because there was a grain of a good story a young woman who marries an older man who is either gay and or has no interest in women but in the st century few people would really be willing to sit through this archaic mess even with a few glimpses of the naked and somewhat chunky hedy lamarr it isn t worth all the fuss that accompanied the film when it debuted even by standards this film was a poorly made dud about the only interesting thing about the film is to see how different lamarr looked in compared with the glamorous image hollywood created when she came to america she looks like completely different people br br it s such an incomplete looking and technically inferior film i don t see how it has gotten such rave reviews for technical problems alone the movie can t rate a or anything near it ,0
jamie foxx is fun but this movie has been done before the bad guy plays a malkovichian character from in the line of fire the cops will do anything to find the bad guy and of course the good guy has two sets of bad guys and one set of cops after him all the while he is just trying to turn over a new leaf ,0
this may actually be the worst movie that i have ever scene incoherent would be a compliment even the end made no sense but it was a tremendous relief that it was finally over i watched it with a kind of fatalistic fascination to see if it could continue to deteriorate and it did by the end of this mess i was sorry any of the characters survived and i wasn t feeling too charitable about the actors either if you want to watch a train wreck i recommend hanging out at a train station even waiting on a deserted train platform beats this mess apparently i haven t vented enough to fill up my prescribed ten lines so at the risk of redundancy i will say it one more time this movie is a zero and it would be less if i had a word for an even lower rating how about minus zero ,0
the only real highlight in the movie is the death of the sniveling guy and the reaction of the surviving characters to it br br in every other way this film is a very lame rip off of jaws lake placid and alligator with a little bit of godzilla thrown in br br as is standard for a s style horror movie the two non starring females each take their clothes off at least once the female lead doesn t since she obviously has a better agent br br the whole movie surrounds the filming of a really dumb extreme sport called blood surfing in which surfers cut themselves and surf in shark infested waters in this film a giant salt water crocodile also happens to be in the area people get eaten the movie ends br br i don t mind a bad horror movie but i really hate a dull bad horror movie which this definitely is ,0
it s a cooking competition show americanized it s not going to be the japanese version br br the show is great i could care less about cooking but this show is just entertaining to watch from the intensity put into the dishes by the chef to the goofy chairman truly a good way to spend some time watching tv br br you could critique the show for having guests like marc ecko as a judge but meh it s entertaining enough to watch and generally the winner deserves the prize br br oh yeah and i m bitter john besh isn t the new iron chef br br ala cuisine ,1
stephen king adaptation scripted by king himself in which a young family newcomers to rural maine find out about the pet cemetery close to their home the father dale midkiff then finds out about the micmac burial ground beyond the pet cemetery that has powers of resurrection only of course anything buried there comes back not quite right br br below average horror picture starts out clumsy insulting and inept and continues that way for a while with the absolute worst element being midkiff s worthless performance it gets a little better toward the end with genuinely disturbing finale in point of fact the whole movie is really disturbing which is why i can t completely dismiss it at least it has something to make it memorable decent supporting performances by fred gwynne as the wise old aged neighbor and brad greenquist as the disfigured spirit victor pascow are not enough to really redeem film br br king has his usual cameo as the minister br br followed by a sequel also directed by mary lambert is it any wonder that she s had no mainstream film work since br br ,0
this is the movie that pretty much sounded the death knell for the auteur in hollywood at over million bucks heaven s gate is so poorly conceived and executed it would take a lifetime to break down every area of failure what really galls me the most about it is that technically it s very bad an unforgivable sin for the money that went into it john hurt s commencement speech at harvard is inaudible as is a conversation between kris kristofferson and richard masur at the train station some people seem to think cimino intended this as a style he didn t it s just bad sound recording the characters are not particularly well drawn except for the four or five leads in the climactic battle scene it s difficult to tell who s the bad guys and who s the good guys even on that level it s impossible to enjoy the movie the casting of isabelle huppert as the town madam is a joke her french accent renders the whole character a fraud the acting is generally stiff without any range or depth of feeling even christopher walken is bad john hurt s character is the only one with any swagger or vitality although hurt in his s playing a fresh faced harvard grad with bags under his eyes is patently ridiculous br br i guess to say that it s overlong is overkill the roller skating sequence could have been easily cut the cockfight scene is rapidly becoming a movie cliche and the final scene on board the ocean liner is right out the twilight zone having rod serling appear before the camera at the end to explain what we just watched would have been the perfect finale actually those scenes in and of themselves are not bad but cimino has not earned the right to include them because what he s given us as the meat of the picture is so incompetently bad the editing is poor especially in the grand battle climax at one point the same explosion with the same wagon wheel flying from the blast is used three different times i wish could i say something anything nice about this movie a great scene a great performance even one memorable line of dialogue but i can t it is all just one big unholy mess about the only thing i did like was the cinematography and the montana locations which are stunning even cimino couldn t screw that up this is a long boring bad movie by all standards and the people who say that it gets bashed only because of the cost overruns are just kidding themselves out of ,0
this film blade master may be cheap clumsy in appearance and it is sometimes but it shares thoughts on problems that are way beyond the era this film is set in ator is the chosen one that has to protect the earth against a terrible weapon that is compared in an unforgettable and unpredictable way to the atomic weapon he goes through obstacles as a witful character who is just more than muscle power although he has quite is lot i would say this aspect of the movie makes it surpass a film like conan the barbarian which is the least i can say quite brainless it doesn t diminish in any ways the great adventure movie that is conan but it gives ator his wholesomeness that he shares not with the barbarian for a lower budget movie this film does good in terms of setting and the fights are most of the time believable zor the villain has with is prisoner throughout the film one of the most interesting psychological confrontation that gives tension to the movie even if ator seems way too fit for the task to loose br br what gives this movie that little extra are those scenes that may look quirky but worth of mention the fight with the serpent god even though he is a gigantic puppet is well handled as the snake with good lightnings remains a silhouette and the fight is quite convincing the movie climaxes in a most unusual way quite anachronic but breathtaking the deltaplane sequence the scene itself is not introduced properly read not at all where did ator get that machine it s pretty unconvincing but it leads to a really poetic and beautiful midair sequence that standalone is the culminating point in the movie elevating ator in a place where few human fantasy heroes have been br br if blade master is not among the great fantastic movies of all time is no surprise due to its lacks it s a bigger surprise considering the philosophical way it chooses on the confrontation between good and evil the truth it speaks and the heart it shows that this movie is so unwlecomed i suggest it for every fan of the genre and try take it seriously as an intelligent movie that s to be taken more seriously than it seems ,1
overall i give this film a decent to start i ll say i love how the character was portrayed and adapted on to the screen if you read comics occasionally or simply watch dvd extras you ll see the blade character is drastically different from the one we see in the film among the changes blade is now most importantly half vampire therefore acquiring all of their strengths but none of their weaknesses the credit for this goes obviously to david goyer a fellow fan of the darker genre of comic books thanks to him blade has become a much more interesting character and i find him one of my favorite anti heroes really wesley snipes is born to play this role although some would ve probably pererred dezenel washington or will smith lol his acting here doesn t need to be exactly oscar winning per say considering the character but i m glad he decids to play the daywalker in the two sequels also starring is stephen dorff as our main villain and kris kristofferson as blade s alfred so to speak the acting is good actually and the action keeps the plot going for sure the opening scene in the club is one of my favorite parts i ve got to say as much as like this movie there are few things that bother me which take away from this film ranking with something like spider man or x men stephen norrington had the villains portrayed in a way i didn t like so much honestly their lines were so full of foul mouthed comedy it didn t really feel like a comic book film to me plus la magra a bit disappointing as the final villain but the intense sword fight makes up for it i guess not to mention a sense of extra non realism a black man in a leather coat with a sword beaing the out of a cop in broad day light some how going unnoticed by the crowds walking by seemed kinda well dumb moving away from a few of its flaws the music by mark isham was great and fitted the film nicely luckily all these problems are fixed and improved on in the stunning sequel blade ,1
i saw this dull waste of time on hbo s comedy channel so i quite innocently and obviously assumed that this was a comedy but there is absolutely nothing funny here a good cast is basically wasted on a script that i could have written with my left butt cheek after it had been beaten senseless by th century inquisition torturers the first half is particularly bad as it has some of the most dull pointless dialogue i ve come across in a while and zero comma zero plot to speak of just the fact that stars such as ewan mcgregor and zeta jones are in this little movie and yet this film has less than votes on this site should tell you everything a couple of nice shots of waves hitting the cold british coast but that s about it br br this is the sort of movie that gets made just because the people who wrote it have good connections family connections preferably and or plenty of cash lying around ,0
a painfully protracted maudlin and predictable drama my twenty fifth sidney lumet film garbo talks gets filed precipitously on the low quality end of my quest br br the film documents a harried young working man named gilbert ron silver who is son to estelle rolle anne bancroft eccentric feisty and above all an obsessive fan of greta garbo when estelle becomes afflicted with a brain tumor her son decides to go on an obsessive quest of his own track down greta garbo and bring her to his mother br br anne bancroft is in full on chew the scenery auntie mame mode here that kind of feisty ol gal that film loves where she mouths off to people and stands up for her ideals and ends up in jail all the time she stands outside of the film as an obvious artificial construct and every scene with her is yuk yuk lame every note striking false the rest of the characters are equally as one dimensional but tremendously less interesting ron silver is flat as can be and his attempted love triangle is as telegraphed as anything else in the film he is dating affluent lisa rolfe carrie fisher but becomes smitten with oddball co worker jane mortimer catherine hicks and i called every scene three scenes before they happen br br that s the other problem one dimensional characters can survive if they are posited in an intriguing and captivating story but there s simply nothing here the film s pace is glacial resplendent with extraneous material that strengthens absolutely nothing and when the film does begin to follow a linear plot it s both plodding and uninteresting there are plenty of guest stars so to speak including harvey fierstein as a gay new yorker imagine that in yet another highly inessential scene br br late in the film it attempts to make a halfway decent statement on the nature of idolatry and its role in our lives but by that time none of the characters exist as real people and the film had bored me into submission so it functions as a case of far too little far too late the film is my twenty fifth lumet directed film making him easily my most viewed director but outside of a couple egregious misses a stranger among us anyone he hasn t plumbed the painfully uninteresting depths of garbo talks br br grade c c of of of lumet films ,0
i don t believe it luc besson is not only a genius now he has always been one this film is for everyone who likes real good deep films just perfect ,1
a movie you start watching as a late night cable porn it is hot in that department but it has even a lot more it has a sense of humor some action in and out of the bed and it has reasonable acting as well as a story worth watching a definite adult only movie but well worth watching ,1
despite being released on dvd by blue underground some five years ago i have never come across this italian sword and sorcery item on late night italian tv and now that i have seen it for myself i know exactly why not because of its director s typical predilection for extreme gore of which there is some examples to be sure or the fact that the handful of women in it parade topless all the time it is set in the dark ages after all it is quite simply very poor stuff indeed in fact i would go so far as to say that it may very well be the worst of its kind that i have yet seen and believe me i have seen plenty especially in the last few years i e following my excursion to the venice film festival reading about how the film s failure at the time of initial release is believed to have led to its director s subsequent and regrettable career nosedive into mindless low budget gore i can see their point i may prefer fulci s earlier giallo period to his more popular stuff horror myself but even on the latter his commitment was arguably unquestionable on the other hand conquest seems not to have inspired fulci in the least – seeing how he decided to drape the proceedings with an annoyingly perpetual mist sprinkle it with incongruent characters cannibals vs werewolves anyone irrelevant gore we are treated to a gratuitous nasty cannibal dinner just before witnessing the flesh eating revelers having their brains literally beaten out by their hairy antagonists and even some highly unappetizing intimacy between the masked brain slurping villainess don t ask and her slimy reptilian pet for what it is worth we have two heroes for the price of one here a young magic bow carrying boy on some manhood affirming odyssey andrea occhipinti and his rambling muscle bound companion jorge rivero i e frenchy from howard hawks rio lobo who despite being called mace short for maciste perhaps seems to be there simply to drop in on his cavewoman from time to time and get his younger protégé out of trouble particularly during an exceedingly unpleasant attack of the boils unfortunately even the usual saving grace of such lowbrow material comes up short here as ex goblin claudio simonetti s electronic score seems awfully inappropriate at times fulci even contrives to give the film a laughably hurried coda with the surviving beefy hero going aimlessly out into the wilderness after defeating one and all with the aid of the all important magic bow so much for his own supposed physical strength onto his next – and thankfully unfilmed – adventure ,0
well cube vincenzo s first movie was one of the most interesting and tricky ideas that i ve ever seen when talking about movies they had just one scenery a bunch of actors and a plot so what made it so special were all the effective direction great dialogs and a bizarre condition that characters had to deal like rats in a labyrinth his second movie cypher was all about its story but it wasn t so good as cube but here are the characters being tested like rats again br br nothing is something very interesting and gets vincenzo coming back to his cube days locking the characters once again in a very different space with no time once more playing with the characters like playing with rats in an experience room but instead of a thriller sci fi even some of the promotional teasers and trailers erroneous seemed like that nothing is a loose and light comedy that for sure can be called a modern satire about our society and also about the intolerant world we re living once again vicenzo amaze us with a great idea into a so small kind of thing actors and a blinding white scenario that s all you got most part of time and you don t need more than that while cube is a claustrophobic experience and cypher confusing nothing is completely the opposite but at the same time also desperate br br this movie proves once again that a smart idea means much more than just a millionaire budget of course that the movie fails sometimes but its prime idea means a lot and offsets any flaws there s nothing more to be said about this movie because everything is a brilliant surprise and a totally different experience that i had in movies since cube ,1
this movie is god awful not one quality to this movie you would think that the gore would be good but it sucks bad the effects are worse and the acting if you can call it acting is the worst i ve ever seen this movie was obviously shot on a camcorder and runs on a budget around dollars probably if you want to watch a good zombie movie than watch dawn of the dead or day of the dead if you want to watch a good cheap shot on video zombie movie like this but way better than watch redneck zombies please avoid this movie at all costs it is unwatchable and pointless you ve been warned i ve got nothing else to say about this stupid movie ,0
maybe my rating should have been a but the film absolutely stunned me when viewing it first time and my latest viewing confirmed my initial belief stylish yes every scene has crafted scoped views terrific angles with a perfect sound side accompanying them br br put on top great acting from especially toni servillo garner it with one of the most beautiful and charming women in olivia magnani and a fine plot and you will end up seeing this small masterpiece over and over br br paulo sorrentinos next movie l amico de famiglia which is in competition in this years cannes festival will be eagerly awaited ,1
orca is not exactly bad but it s not really richard harris s finest hour either as a demented ahab like fisherman harris gets into a game of death with a vengeful killer whale after killing the whale s wife and unborn child charlotte rampling plays a whale expert who gets involved with harris she yells at him a lot about how important it is to leave nature alone he doesn t listen and somehow ends up in the arctic battling the revenge crazed whale there are no special effects to speak of except for what looks like a round mirror for a whale s eye there are endless shots of harris reflected in the eye so the audience understands that the whale knows who he is bo derek as one of harris s crew has a particularly unpleasant run in with the orca and most of the supporting cast including robert carridine will sampson and keenan wynn don t fare very well either ,0
i don t know where to begin perhaps the whole idea of this movie was just a disaster waiting to happen there is nothing slightly humorous about a kidnapping i don t know what was more offensive the subject matter or david arquette s performance it was like watching a bull get it s penis cut off although i think the bull felt better afterwards the filmmakers should find something about sinatra other than his son s kidnapping to show like i don t know his talent as a singer his family shouldn t have to relive that horror thank god it was just shown on hbo and not released in theaters please don t watch this if you have any self respect ,0
this is the funniest movie i have ever seen however i have laughed harder at plenty of movies this is because best in show s brilliance lies not in slapstick or one liners but in sophisticated and layered verbal wit the improvised dialogue is is so quick that you end up laughing not at each individual joke but only until after several jokes build on one another each disarming your senses until the jokes climax and you can t help letting loose br br it s a well shot film but what makes it extraordinary is the acting i was impressed on my first viewing but when i watched it after having learned that virtually every scene is improvised i was amazed it was thoroughly enjoyable to see the comedians work off each other build jokes out of nothing and completely immerse themselves in their characters br br i imagine the golden days of second city were like this ,1
i went along to this movie with some trepidation the original is a masterpiece of both writing and acting and unfortunately my fears were realized this is a humorless piece of work and i sat in the theater waiting for the wit and humor to begin i m still waiting it seems updating the storyline to the present time just didn t work and the altering of characters an absolute travesty why did they introduce bette midler s character when she disappeared just as quickly as she arrived the related character in the original was an integral part of the plot the women in the cinema laughed a few times but nothing touched me as being funny with the exception of a line from meg ryan talking to her mother about her situation and telling her that it s not like a s movie i sorely wished i was viewing the s version it was all too touchy feely sisters stick together and really needing some of the acerbic wit and clever dialog from the original play i still watch the original movie and pick up a line that i have never caught before there is no sense of closure to this new version and whilst the movie is politically incorrect by todays standards each thread was tied up and when the movie ended it did so strongly this remake should be labeled with a warning for any viewers if you know the original don t bother i felt cheated by losing part of my life in a cinema watching this unmemorable piece of fluff bring on the jungle red ,0
the premise of the film is that thomas archer s son was murdered and his wife was brutalized and he is given a chance at revenge when after post traumatic stress disorder therapy he is put in a room with a man strapped to a chair and told this was the culprit he is given a large table of implements with which to offer retribution drills bats nails sledgehammers torches whatever you can think of that someone could possibly want to use to physically hurt another human being br br we go way too many scenes of torture before we figure out that the man archer is torturing is not the man who committed the crime the two then create an uncomfortable alliance who put them in this situation and why br br well when all is said and done we don t really care ,0
first and foremost i am a gay man although do not live my life within the so called community and it s because of films like this that gay themed movies are not my favorite genre because of them are crap like this one f i could give this a zero i would i do not understand all the positive comments unless they were all made by people who made this film i actually stopped this at the minute mark when the so called straight anthony kissed adam outside the restaurant for no reason at all and how is the son stealing from the diner if he doesn t even live in the town wire transfers the acting was horrendous the sound editing listen to anthony and adam when they are sitting on the fence eating their lunch every time the camera switched between the two so called actors the sound changes like there was not a filter on the microphone seriously do not rent or god forbid buy this movie horrible horrible horrible acting and just a stupid storyline ,0
i think blackadder the third is the best one of the series br br actuelly all the episodes are funny personally i really like the episode with the french invasion but the one with the superstitious actors in macbeth is also really funny the way rowan keeps playing on with them is really english humor at the highest level br br actors never say that again always call it the scottish play blackadder oh so you want me to say the scottish play actors yes blackadder rather than macbeth br br i am a big fan of rowan and i have the majority of his work but i think he did the series of blackadder especially good br br i hope rowan is going to continue his great style but i think we can count on him because he is already working on a bean movie that will be out this year i can t wait br br i give this rd blackadder a out of rating ,1
i was surprised at just how much i enjoyed this most thoughtfully delivered drama which owing to its rather unimpressive rating i nearly missed as i rarely give the time of day to any movie rated below having said that i m so glad i gave stone angel the viewing it so very much deserved and so should you if you are one of the increasingly rare sensitive soulful and thoughtful sorts of person left on this earth in living form br br i must say that in many ways though not all viz its themes execution style production etc stone angel very much reminded me of the much praised the notebook i am so surprised that other commentators didn t pick up on the many similarities which repeatedly struck me throughout this movie so i can only assume that those who ve written comments have yet to see the notebook they may not share any alzheimer s theme yet i can confidently say that if you very much enjoyed the notebook you will certainly find much to engage your time most fruitfully with the stone angel but even if you ve not seen the notebook nor read the book on which this move is based which incidentally i haven t either you should definitely find much to hold your attention firmly as long as your favourite genres don t include fast paced action thrillers this is a movie for thinkers and those who like to reminisce about time s passing how life changes as the years pass and what might have happened in one s life as one gazes back through the years br br this bizarrely underrated yet great movie really deserves a rating of approximately i can only blame its current lowish rating of on the of idiots who gave it after all it has attracted less than votes at the time of my writing this comment nonetheless if those who gave it the lowest ranking possible were really expecting car chases and explosions why didn t they look for even a few seconds at the movie s premise and promotional lines oh dear whatever the world is coming to don t miss this most underrated gem of a movie but only if you have a brain i e your top ten doesn t include transformers fight club nor the terminator ,1
i read all of nancy drew as a preteen and collect the books as a grown up i loved the effect used at the end and a little bit at the beginning of the movie where line drawings in the style of the books morphed into scenes from the movie it was a neat way of pointing out connections between situations in the movie and the books for example the scenes with the oriental antiques dealer were very reminiscent of many scenarios i remember from the books i thought ned was perfectly cast and emma roberts was a wonderful st century interpretation of nancy drew just like the picture of betty crocker she keeps up with the times ,1
as a total movie geek with the fortunate job of video store manager i tend to watch all sorts of movies from good to very very bad this was a movie with so many corn ball lines cheesy cgi effects and predictable plot points that i ended up laughing extensively before switching it off after minutes the creature feature genre of movies has been putting out some pretty awful stuff in recent years godzilla anyone but this movie makes me think the creators weren t even trying it might be worth checking out just for the make fun of me potential count the gunshots but i couldn t in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone ,0
this is another case of hollywood arrogance presuming to eclipse french style the original mon pere ce heros was one of the most charming films of so naturally the accountants in hollywood thought they could hire depardieu and phone the rest in they did however take the precaution of hiring francis veber to write an english version albeit one utilising virtually every word of the original depardieu brings his gallic charm and katherine heigl shows all the promise that is now paying off the thing is that when the french make a sort of lolita lite they get away with it because the dirty french postcard thinking works in their favour here the hollywood idea of lightweight subtlety is to have depardieu totally unaware that his daughter has let it be known he is actually her lover prevailed upon to play and song something french launch into a spirited version of thank heaven for little girls see the original ,1
 i like cheap perfume better it doesn t last as long ralph meeker s convict character lawson tells this to barbara stanwyck s helen character after he gets a whiff of the perfume that she picked out w her husband in tijuana this line cracked me up and also seemed like a metaphor for this film that cheap is better than expensive because a cheap perfume loving man who has a way with a x is a better man to have around in the long run i agree with some of the other comments posted about helen s attraction to lawson even though her narration states that she wants lawson to be put away she did seem attracted to his fiery nature and that passion he stirred up in her wouldn t likely wash away with the tide ,1
imaginary heroes the remarkable work of the then year old dan harris is tag lined people are never who they seem to be perhaps this is wisely chosen as a stratagem of marketing yet i rented this movie in spite of the tag line rather than because of it and i m glad i did i found the move an insightful examination of tragedy i personally found it to be a movie about coping with dreams particularly those which are lost in the case of one son loss requires deep examination of what he had and didn t have in his life yet the central tragedy of the movie while posing enticing questions in its own right acts primarily as the backdrop against which different coping styles are set into relief i believe the film inquires into an important question how do we cope with our dreams particularly where heroes become imaginary ,1
three words piece of art this film is just great it s beautiful sad frightening and thought provoking at the same time the score constantly stays in my head the acting is wonderful the scenery scary and beautiful at the same time br br it was more by chance than on purpose that i saw this movie at the time i decided to watch this movie i was just bored and read lists of asian films which maybe good well i saw the title a tale of two sisters which sounded very interesting then i read the summary of the plot and decided you don t just watch this film you ve gotta buy it said done i bought this film and was hooked from the very first minute br br the plot kept me interested from the beginning till the end the twist near the end of the film made me scream i really didn t see something like this coming and the ending scene made me cry it just made me cry it was so sad br br well i recommend this film to anyone who wants to see a film that combines an interesting plot with scary scenes and atmosphere although you should be aware of the fact that the ending is as i mentioned before a very sad one but this just fits in the mood of the film doesn t it ,1
first let me confess that i have not read this particular balzac novel so maybe i am directing my cavils unfairly at director and editor still my experience with balzac in other stories is that he writes as a realist not an obscurantist this is most certainly a film worth one s while but one is left sorely puzzled at the end was the colonel a fraud used by the lawyer for his own ends or for whose beyond himself or was the colonel not a fraud but used as aforesaid by the lawyer or did the lawyer truly try to serve the honest colonel the director and or the editor appear to me to have deliberately obscured these questions which doesn t seem like balzac the realist at the same time the film does an excellent job of delineating the characters if not their motives and the cast and production is superb that opening battlefield scene is bound to haunt one s dreams still one wonders at the all too common penchant among contemporary film makers to favor ambiguity above all else weren t the problems and motives of all these characters complicated enough for yves angelo ,1
this animation tv series is simply the best way for children to learn how the human body works yes this is biology but they will never tell it is br br i truly think this is the best part of this stream of educational cartoons i do remember you can find little books and a plastic body in several parts skin skeleton and of course organs br br in the same stream you ll find il était une fois l homme which relate the human history from the big bang to the th century there is il était une fois l espace as well about the space and its exploration but that one is more a fiction than a description of the reality since it takes place in the future ,1
alejandro alejandro polanco called ale for short works at an auto body repair shop in what has come to be known as the iron triangle a deteriorating twenty block stretch of auto junk yards and sleazy car repair dealers close to shea stadium in queens new york here customers do not question whether or not parts come from stolen cars or why they are able to receive such large discounts they simply put down their cash and hope that everything is on the up and up sleazy outskirts like these are not highlighted in the tour guides but iranian american director ramin bahrani puts them on vivid display in chop shop a powerful indie film that received much affection last year at cannes berlin and toronto a follow up to his acclaimed man push cart bahrani spent one and a half years in the location that f scott fitzgerald described as in the great gatsby as the valley of the ashes br br for all its depiction of bleakness chop shop is not a work of social criticism but like hector babenco s pixote a poignant character study in which a young boy s survival is bought at the price of his innocence shot on location at willets point in queens bahrani makes you feel as if you are there sweating in a hot and humid new york summer with all of its noise and chaos the film s focus is on the charming street smart year old ale who lives on the edge without any adult support or supervision other than his boss rob sowulski the real life proprietor of the iron triangle garage polanco s performance is raw and slightly ragged yet he fully earned the standing ovation he received at the film s premiere at cannes along with a hug from great iranian director abbas kiarostami br br cramped into a tiny room above the garage together with his year old sister isamar isamar gonzales who works dispensing food from a lunch wagon ale is like one of the interchangeable spare parts he deals with while he has dreams of owning his own food service van in the city that never sleeps he knows that the only thing that may make the top of the heap is another dented fender in this environment ale and isi use any means necessary to keep their heads above water while their love for each other remains constant and they still laugh and act out the childhood that was never theirs as barack obama says in his book dreams from my father the change may come later when their eyes stop laughing and they have shut off something inside in the meantime ale supplements his earnings by selling candy bars in the crowded new york subways with his friend carlos carlos zapata and pushing bootleg dvds on the street corners while isi does tricks for the truck drivers to save enough money to buy the rusted van in which they hope to start their own business br br though ale is a good boy he is not above stealing purses and hubcaps in the shea stadium parking lot events that bahrani s camera observes without judgment in chop shop bahrani has provided a compelling antidote to the underdog success stories churned out by the hollywood dream factory and has given us a film of stunning naturalism and respect for its characters similar in many ways to the great italian neo realist films and the recent iranian works of kiarostami panahi and others while the outcome of the characters is far from certain bahrani makes sure that we notice a giant billboard at shea stadium that reads make dreams happen leaving us with the hint that in rumi s phrase the drum of the realization of that promise is beating ,1
you d think the first landing on the moon would be dramatic enough without needing to make up stuff about it however this documentary seems to need to cast everything in the scariest possible light it talks about the risks associated with the lunar module and mentions armstrong s nearly fatal accident with the training vehicle as if the trainer and the spacecraft had anything to do with each other it makes the computer overload problem the and alarms encountered during the final landing sequence sound like a near catastrophe when it was just an annoyance and not a risk to the crew at all and it takes the thirty seconds call to mean thirty seconds of fuel left before running out when it s actually thirty seconds before an abort is mandatory br br if you want to see a documentary or dramatization of apollo go for from the earth to the moon or one of the pbs documentaries but skip this one ,0
this is so incredibly bad poor actors you can tell they re trying really hard to polish a turd but we all know you can t the writing is so obvious and facile it s sad watching them try to sell it the humor and pacing are so labored it s hard to believe any of these good actors signed on for this br br that said it s so awful that we re having a hard time looking away from the screen we just have to know where this trainwreck goes but that s only because we caught it on tv if we had actually paid for this we d be disgusted br br so it gets stars for being at least amusingly fascinatingly bad and the incidental music as opposed to the trying too hard indie soundtrack is laughably reminiscent of an episode of scooby doo but not as good ,0
anupam kher is an excellent actor he debuted at playing a yr old in saraansh br br now he turns director with ojj br br the film has a good plot but it s regressive br br the theme has been done to death and urmila s character looks too put on while anil mahima and abhi tara tracks are too sudden and then forgotten br br the film moves a snail pace and begins to drag but there are several good scenes like the entire conflict between anil fardeen and abhishek where fardeen says to sell the house br br abhishek getting caught for a crime and anil shouting at him br br the climax is too much though br br directorally anupam shows potential but has some way to go music is okay br br anil kapoor excels in his part like always fardeen tries hard and is okay but needs to improve abhishek is excellent this was a turning pt people realized he can act urmila is okay mahima and tara are wasted waheeda is good,0
this is by far the worst movie i have ever seen in the cinema could not wait for it to end to make matters worse it is given a a certificate so you do not see anyone getting shot just bodies slumping to the ground even babban getting killed was cut out too many scenes were cut to bring in the younger viewers as i think the makers knew it would flop disastrously amitabhs acting was great but that basanti wannabe and the other idiot who plays devgans mate can t even act devgan was wasted br br i would not watch this for free again and i advise all others who read this to do just the same you have been warned ,0
the animation was fab and the film funny the two circus bugs tuck roll were very funny if you waited till the credits at the end you saw a very funny sequence of film where they showed the bugs pretending to do things wrong like in other movies that was clever as it made the characters more human and beliveable ,1
man on fire is definitely one of the best drama crime thrillers i have ever seen despite having a slow beginning the story is so amazingly complex and sensitive that it sticks together rather well this is denzel washington s perfect role in which he plays a body guard called creasy that is tormented by his past and is an alcoholic but never gives up on his duty to save his latest protégée pita dakota fanning plays pita the very smart enthusiastic little girl that loves so many things and acts in a very convincing manner she has a great future ahead of her as i said the story is somewhat complicated in order to fully understand it you must watch it a couple of times br br this film is made in two parts there s the first hour where everyone is happy nothing s wrong everyone s just living their lives happily until the kidnapping of pita occurs and where creasy is almost killed and then there s the second part the rest of the film where suddenly everything becomes complicated and somewhat gruesome and disturbing when creasy s recovered from his severe injury and starts chasing and killing the numerous criminals and la hermamdad that were responsible for the planning and execution of the kidnapping of pita br br denzel washington shows us his most up to date acting talents alongside many other talented actors which have a great future ahead of them it is a real shame that this film hasn t been acknowledged enough washington really deserved another oscar for his performance and so did fanning and the director and even maybe the visual effects which were of very high quality br br if you like excellent slightly deranged suspenseful thrillers this is the one to see the most amazing thing is that elements of this film are actually based on a real story and real characters ,1
the basic plot of marigold boasts of a romantic comedy wherein the film industry is kept as a backdrop an american actress marigold played by ali carter gets stuck in india worse that she is out of money she then decides to play a small role in a bollywood musical so that she can earn enough money to get back to her nation here she gets to meet indian choreographer prem played by salman khan basically the movie fails at the script level just by calling a film a hollywood venture doesn t guarantee quality cinema marigold stands out as the best example the art direction is weak and outdated musically marigold turns out to be a dud shankar ehsaan loy s is far from being acknowledged as a decent hear actingwise salman delivers of his most amateurish performances till date ali larter is good and has immense screen presence performance wise too she is good br br one can also find good reviews regarding this movie at http www comingsoon net films php id ,0
i was one of quite a few extras in this big bomb i just happened to be in the right place working safety for the race scenes at a i r as it was know as back then thank goodness my scene in in the first few minutes of the movie and i don t have to sit through the whole thing it was more of a big party than a movie set but hey the pay was good attention to detail was not a strong point for this one but who was going to know the funny thing was seeing the cars in the track at the really slow speed and then in the movie speeded up to the what was close to normal speed a lot of the scenes were changed as they were filmed i suppose to shave cost and time but every one was having such a good time who cared ,0
i wont go and give them my bucks i went and bought the fourth season of the original and the best at least my kids enjoy it and can watch it without me worrying about what they are seeing i have a teenager and she thinks the previews are ridiculous and would rather watch the original and she thinks jessica simpson is a horrible daisy in fact she thinks she looks more like a slut than daisy duke those shorts she might as well not be wearing anything at all and since when is american pie have anything to do with the dukes shame on them for putting that nasty line in there about having sex with a car that in itself should have gotten the movie a r rating the only good thing that might come out of this is a reunion movie with the originals lets all hope so the people out there that went and seen the movie will see how it should have looked,0
prisons are not exactly renowned for their kind hospitality and happy vibes what with stories of fights chaos murder and of course extreme male bonding but the prison in this film is a different beast altogether horror films set in cells are as you probably know nothing particularly new as they emphasis and exaggerate the fear of claustrophobia and the inability of escape – two of the greatest themes in horror cinema with such examples as the chair waldermar korzeniowsky the green mile frank darabont alien david fincher and of course the entire women in prison exploitation genre itself another entry into this niche has to be something inventive and a lot of fun to boot in order to be recognised or at least that s what you d have thought prison is certainly an incredibly fun and enjoyable ride and it s somewhat of a shame that it isn t as well known as it should be br br the film in short centres on an old prison well duh which has been reopened however it s not just fellow inmates and guards the prisoners have to fear but also a mean ass demon ghost spirit with only one thing on its mind death and boy are we treated to some awesome death scenes i won t spoil anything here for you but there are plenty of innovative and enjoyable murders all done by invisible hands br br besides the special effects and the murders this film also has another thing going for it it s cast headlining we have lord of the rings peter jackson star viggo mortensen and for all those so inclined yes he does get naked whose performance is not only highly believable but is done with such skill that his eastwood esquire character is both bad to the bone and likable a very delicate mix add him to a cast of hey wait a minute i know that guy actors and you ve got yourself one great set of stars the characters themselves however lack three dimensionality and more often than not come across as very stereotypical we ve got a black oculist a hard as nails prison warden a human rights activist woman and plenty of other stock characters but in all honesty this fault actually aids the film instead of boring character development in an over long equilibrium we are chucked more or less straight into the action and once it gets going very early on there s not a single scene that s a filler – it s balls to the wall plot unlike a certain shawshank redemption frank darabont sharing conventions with the slasher genre this is somewhat of a convention itself and in good ol slasher genre tradition prison punishes those who have been bad br br all in all this is an excellent little horror film and one which is sadly overlooked and unmentioned among the horror world with an excellent cast and great special effects and rather original death scenes this film is highly recommended to horror fans don t be fooled into thinking it ll be a cheesy little film either just because it was made in usa s it s far from cheesy although the very end does ruin this and simultaneously far from gritty and realistic whilst it attempts to tackle issues such as prison rape these are rather subtly done br br i give it out of luvs a very entertaining horror film with some very nice touches indeed ,1
i rated this one better than awful because i liked seeing jonathon from buffy in something again even if it was the same role br br first the concept is kind of cute for a short but not an entire movie the writing was forced and contrived i have the feeling that the movie suffered the most during editing br br second amanda bynes always looks like her eyes are crossed even when she s not trying to do it she s just not funny she always plays some sort of misfit girl who triumphs by being herself ironic considering amanda seems to always be a caricature i would actually like to see her in something serious i really want to give her a chance but she is always cast in these trite roles where she wiggles and makes faces and somehow that s a good thing br br finally the whole i m a dork segment was ripped off from revenge of the nerds there was nothing in this movie that was unpredictable br br shame shame shame ,0
this version of the charles dickens novel features george c scott as the scrooge fine casting especially the choice of scott who plays the role to the hilt a fine cast supports him in the very good adaption a modern day holiday classic on a scale of one to ten ,1
when i was a younger oh about i watched barney for the first time and liked it but back then i didn t exactly have a brain either and now i look back and see what a horrible show barney really is first of all everything on that show is creepy barney the main character is a horrendous foot tall talking purple dinosaur that teaches year olds about imagination shudders b j i know what your thinking about his name is a smaller yet creepier yellow dinosaur that is put in to be supposudly cool but in fact he is the exact opposite after watching a few episodes with b j dumbly trudging in with his slightly turned back cap and making a few no so funny jokes i wanted to scream baby bop oh oh god vomits oh oh oh anyway baby bop is the worst idea of a character ever she is a green triceratops it s a dinosaur that carries a yellow blanket her remarks of hee hee hee and barney s praises cries of super deeee doooper make it hard to sit through each episode as the seventh graders learn about shapes and manners br br and that my friend is what makes this show truly horrible ,0
i first saw this movie about years ago and i was expecting something funny similar to cb i was blown away i was on the floor laughing my butt off this movie is so great way better than cb the characters the songs the plot everything top notch independent film that was given two thumbs up by siskel and egbert and if two old white guys can understand the humour in this flick you know it s good ,1
by randolph scott standards of the s this is a disappointing and heavy handed star western two or three of the characters could be dispensed with while two or three other characters could be given more prominence the humour needs to be completely rewritten de toth handles the action well as always but his grasp of the overall narrative is weak ,0
disappearance is about a couple who take their family on vacation in new mexico and find themselves in deep trouble after taking a detour off the main highway to visit a town that was seemingly abandoned in for unknown reasons the town of weaver seems harmless at first and has tourist appeal until the family is stranded there overnight and they begin to have good reason to suspect that others have experienced their same predicament with fatal outcomes the henleys watch a blair witch project esquire video diary left by the town s last victim which ironically demonstrates the best performance of anyone in this movie although hamlin and dey s performances are much better than the supporting casts their emotional affect seems flat to me throughout the movie br br disappearance has appeal for most of the movie as there is much suspense and good direction however the plot takes unexpected and implausible turns that seemingly make no sense worse yet it that there really is no understanding of what exactly is going on in the movie which makes the bizarre ending less tolerable it appeared to me that the movie makers were so focused on making a stream of suspenseful scenes that they threw away all the elements of good story making plot development gradual explanation of themes and symbols that lead to a cohesive solution outcome br br the most difficult aspect of the movie for me was that the first three quarter of it was spent building up tension and curiosity about certain aspects of the plot that were then suddenly disposed of as if we didn t deserve an explanation br br what was the significance of the indian symbols on the walls what happened to the original people of weaver what was the connection with the people at the dinner what did the sheriff know what did the missing boy discover if anything br br this was i believe a bad move since it engendered some resentment i had invested quite a bit of brainpower into hypothesizing some plausible explanations for some of these plot turns and strange events only to have the movie makers simply end it without giving an answer to any of these things these are some nice cliffhangers for the ending of a miniseries that is about to pickup again next week but a totally frustrating and inappropriate ending for a stand alone movie ,0
i have seen the running man several times as i am a stephen king fan and have all his movies but now it is even better because up until days ago i didn t know about this website and i didn t realize that the paul michael glaser that was involved with this movie was the same paul michael glaser that i grow up watching on starsky and hutch television show for me this is a pleasant surprise because i can t tell you how many times i cried when starsky or hutch got hurt the episode where starsky kill starsky almost died i cried so hard my dad had to turn away from the show what to you expect of a kid at age now i intentionally look for films and programs involving paul or david soul and anything that stephen king has his hands on i m so there just got to say happy birthday paul ,1
this was the most god awful movie i have had to sit through minutes into the film and i couldn t take any more seriously do not bother with this one unless you are a sentimental nut job or one of those pseudo arty types that like this kind of tripe so that they may feel more cultured boring although the acting is fine the kid is just plain irritating some scenes are a little strange with very weird close ups i don t know why they did the whole movie in black and white but whatever effect they were hoping to have failed miserably there was just nothing to watch and although its a sad tale supposedly its just so stupid that its hard to feel any sympathy for the characters ,0
 spoiler alert br br this was the worst of the series it is horror disguised as political satire and it is as subtle as a sledge hammer not very scary and not very insightful did micheal moore have anything to do with this piece of garbage br br i m really sick of hollywood using entertainment as a political campaign against george bush and constantly repeating the same talking points over and over again this movie wants to be deathdream but unlike that movie which subtly poignantly tackled the problems soldiers who came back from vietnam by clever making the main character come back as a blood craving zombie and slowly built on this theme it was a true horror film that was also good social commentary because it didn t get sanctimonious exploitave and preachy br br i guess joe dante thought this was trying to make a horror film to scare republicans conservatives and libertarians and me being the last in that list found this film to be totally ridiculous manipulative and exploitave all at the same time and i don t mean the good type of exploitative that you often find in the drive in type movies i mean exploitative in the most sickening and vile manner using the deaths of our soldiers as a manipulative political statement disguised as a horror film br br this film assumes that all the soldiers who died in iraq would vote against a conservative president if they would come back to life as zombies which is a flawed premise because as i recall for the most part and going by george romero s rules zombies are mindless flesh eating creatures operating on pure impulse and even though the zombie andy in deathdream could talk he couldn t really hold a conversation and he was driven by his addiction to human blood okay zombies are mindless creatures driven by impulse and not intellect and obviously they are dead so why would dead people be allowed to vote in the first place my interpretation of this film is that the only war a liberal democrat could win is by having mindless dead people vote for him i guess they meant to say the people that vote for presidents like george bush are the mindless zombies while the real mindless zombies are actually the ones making the intellectually sounds decisions yeah whatever dawn of the dead tackled this idea much better but user the idea of mindless consumerism this film isn t dawn of the dead by any stretched of the imagination br br the film addresses the issue while the soldiers are alive that a majority of them voted for a bush like president but after they die they would vote for a liberal anti war democrat after they are zombies who are normally considered brain dead creatures and laughably has them destruct after they vote br br if you are gonna make a zombie movie mr dante and invoke george romero s name in it you better have mindless zombies that like ripping people apart and eating their intestines not zombies that vote i also like how the zombies just go evil conservatives who support the war br br if you want a good movie with social commentary skip this poorly made preachy piece of junk and watch deathdream instead br br the worst of the master of horror series hands down ,0
 haven t seen this film haven t even heard of this film it wouldn t surprise me one of the few truly independent films produced in the last ten years no studio had faith in the picture and it was never picked up for major distribution the independent company kino films gave boesman and lena a very limited run with virtually no promotion and the majority of major film critics didn t even bother reviewing it i guess a movie based on a one act one set play about the apartheid and its affect on two individuals never really had a chance in today s market and it s the intelligent film lover s loss br br for the record both angela bassett and danny glover deserved ocsar nominations as did the cinematographer but the film received such little fanfare that i can t even blame the academy on that one this is a film that is challenging thought provoking and heartbreaking and it actually requires the audience to meet it on it s own terms taking that into consideration it is definitely not a movie for mindless entertainment director john berry wisely does not attempt to dress up athol fugard s play sure we re given a few fractured flashbacks and some breathtaking scenic shots but the film version of boesman and lena remains on the whole a story of two people living in inhumane conditions br br stripped of their basic human rights boesman glover and lena bassett have no one left to attack but each other a third character joins them for awhile willie jonah amazing in a largely silent role but the film s focus never strays from the title characters and what they ve become bassett and glover give brave performances as the broken couple performances that simply could not be improved upon vigorously and brutally stimulating both intellectually and emotionally boesman and lena deserves to be rediscovered of home video hands down the best film of the year ,1
movies like this make me wonder what modern horror would be like if someone had mercifully for movie fans put an end to m night shyamalan inside the womb this garbage is a prime example of what kind of lame random uninspired last minute generic plot twists have become the norm since movies like the sixth sense and the others were released this was an okay movie until the writers took a dump all over whatever of the mediocre script they had written and decided hey here s an interesting idea lets throw in a wacky twist at the end and make the main character the murderer that ll throw the audience for a loop what an original idea ,0
jeremy northam struggles against a total recall clone script and disposable romantic by play to bring life to a confused character lucy liu graduates her acting from a wooden start to a workman like finish you can t fail to laugh when viewing her interviews on the dvd when she uses the term femme fatal and romance french film noir actress she is not and they lack chemistry together br br this movie fails not in the plot or the action sequences but in the lack of attention to detail in the films photography and ham fisted portrayal of the world of technology surrounding the main protagonists little attempt is made to dress the scenery to represent any contiguous filmic landscape or period automobiles are very s and the architecture barely modern with open plans that hint at a restricted budget rather than conscious set dressing techniques br br the technology is positively hilarious massive a space odyssey mainframes fed by man portable cd rom s with data collected for some unexplained reason in spite of the proliferating communications network that even the most un savvy technologist today would obviously be aware there is an obvious lack of research done here and given the open source nature of the cyber community research would have cost little more than a bulletin board and personal time br br dvd interviews also reveal the original movie name was company man but this likely ditched in order to cash in on matrix hype the cypher title has only the slightest link with the movie terry gilliam would have done wonders with this concept and completely re written the decalogue br br this is tele movie quality and extremely disappointing for a movie length production it might have made a good sub plot for alias ,0
riggs and murtough are back but the magic of the first film has disintegrated the story line is just awful i mean really south african diplomats smuggling the mythical krugerrands into the u s it s just painful and the accents are absolutely abysmal can no one get an afrikaans south african accent right or will we forever hear the british or americans making them sound like drunken hollanders the only guy who got the afrikaans accent right was tim robbins in catch a fire another thing about this movie that i disliked was when danny glover so artlessly describes an afrikaans accent as being shitty i mean what a slap in the face to the afrikaans there s also enough hypocrisy in this film to make me vomit i mean mel gibson s character is like so against the diplomats but then sleeps with their p a type don t waste your time watching this rubbish non researched film if you want to see a film that doesn t completely insult a cultural group then rent die hard ,0
cheaply made poorly acted and unimaginatively directed flight to mars still is entertaining despite what its has going against it a flight to mars is planned with five people three older gentleman cameron mitchell as a newspaperman and one female scientist obvious love interest manning the ship the spaceship gets there and finds that very human like martians live there and have technological advances that would make earth blush but all is not rosy in the subterranean cities of the martians here shown as some caves and a few rooms the martians are a dying planet and one faction wants the earthlings to fix the ship only to take it away at the last moment and then mobilize for an attack on earth and another faction wants to talk peace and see if they cannot persuade earth to give them living space the special effects here are pretty lame even for s sci fi standards complete with slow moving rocket ship pastel neon alien garb where the women wear shorts that would make many blush except the men of course and little less offered cameron mitchell is the journalist and is affable if nothing else marguerite chapman is beautiful in very short shorts but adds little acting range the rest of the cast is filled with some older sci fi veterans like arthur franz and morris ankrum doing serviceable jobs this isn t a premiere sci fi film from the golden age by any standard but it is very watchable and zips by at fast pace ,0
i like many folks believe the epic lonesome dove was one of the best westerns ever produced maybe the best and realizing that most sequels in this case a prequel are certain to disappoint my expectations were low comanche moon met that expectation with its marginal directing and acting poor casting and frankly a lousy script br br lonesome dove created western heroes of captains mccrae and call due to incredibly strong performances by robert duvall and tommy lee jones prior to living in lonesome dove we believed they bravely fought to rid texas of bandits and savage indians during their rangering years br br if i had only seen comanche moon i would think these two boneheads were a couple of incompetent cowardly idiots in lonesome dove call and mccrae supposedly chased blue duck all over texas and never managed to capture or kill him in comanche moon a shot to call s boot heel convinced him to settle down and raise cattle there wasn t a decent fistfight or gun fight in the entire miniseries the best punch was mccrea sucker punching inez scull a funny scene but out of character for mccrae br br where was mccrae s wit and charm clara s love for mccrae a drunken unshaven slob and philanderer was completely implausible and maggie s love for call a dispassionate and sullen loner defies logic br br the cinematography was excellent superior to the original credit goes not only to hd technology but the cinematographer the comanche moon miniseries was better than anything else on tv for three nights but sadly that s not saying much ,0
coming from the same director who d done candyman and immortal beloved i m not surprised it s a good film ironically papierhaus is a movie i d never heard of until now yet it must be one of the best movies of the late s partly because that is hands down the worst movie period in recent decades not talking about iranian or swedish cinema here the acting is not brilliant but merely solid unlike what some people here claim they must have dreamt this wondrous acting much like anna the story is an interesting fantasy that doesn t end in a clever way that ties all the loose ends together neatly these unanswered questions are probably left there on purpose leaving it up to the individual s interpretation and there s nothing wrong with that with a theme such as this pepperhaus is a somewhat unusual mix of kids film and horror with effective use of sounds and music i like the fact that the central character is not your typical movie cliché ultra shy but secretly brilliant social outcast girl but a regular normal kid very refreshing i am sick and tired of writers projecting their own misfit like childhoods into their books and onto the screens as if anyone cares anymore to watch or read about yet another miserly lonely childhood as if that s all there is or as if that kind of character background holds a monopoly on good potential the scene with anna and the boy snogging for quite a stretch was a bit much evoking feelings of both vague disgust and amusement considering that she was supposed to be only but predictably it turned out that burke was or when this was filmed i have no idea why they didn t upgrade the character s age or get a younger actress it was quite obvious that burke isn t that young why directors always cast kids older than what they play hence dilute the realism i ll never know ,1
after all these years i still consider this series the finest example of world war ii documentary film making the interviews with the many participants from all countries set this apart from any other project it would be great to see a contemporary documentarian ken burns take on this topic and try to gather information from veterans before they are all gone with modern technology to improve old archival footage and lots of information that has been unearthed since when the world at war was produced an updated version of this series would be welcome the history channel has made some fine shows dealing with many aspects of wwii but an expansive series such as the world at war has not been successfully attempted since the original if you are interested in this era don t miss this series it is required viewing ,1
the scariest thing about this horror movie is that the end alludes to a sequel the cave is really a disappointing action movie a team of cave and undersea researchers go to romania one of these inexpensive places to make a movie for now at least and following a destroyed church enter in a cave that proves to be a realm of underground monsters or are they daemons the movie never decides if it wants to be action science fiction or horror it is a mix of all without salt or fun and acted in a wooden manner the best thing about the movie is the cinematography but even the dark landscape of the cave becomes soon boring because the film lacks pace and the characters are simply not interesting waste of time ,0
don t get me wrong i ve got a considerable soft spot for the works of charles band both as producer and director but you ve got to raise an eyebrow when the man who was willing to put his name to dollman vs the demonic toys sticks a pseudonym on anything as a bit of bad movie fun head of the family is rather lacking although it is better acted than you might expect jacqueline lovell is a definite talent who deserves better than these kinds of movies j w perra is also quite funny as the titular monster though for such a superintelligent being he does get hoodwinked quite easily y know i m nitpicking because the rest of the movie is so sharp and witty of course br br and having a lead character called lance bogan nice one guys we didn t know you americans knew that piece of slang ,0
the movie had a lot of potential unfortunately it came apart because of a weak implausible story line miscasting and general lack of content substance one of the very obvious flaws was that sean connery who played an arab man didn t know how to pronounce his own arab name this may seem a small flaw but it points to the seeming lack of effort in paying attention to details the quality of acting was uniformly well below average br br movie s solitary saving grace was the twist in the plot at the very end and a french song i don t recall the title overall it was a pretty bad movie where sean connery was visibly miscast ,0
the sun was not shining it was too wet to play so i went to the movies that cold cold wet date day br br the cat in the hat was the name of the flick and when it was over my stomach was sick br br mike myers played the cat his humor was lame and kids needn t see this the humor was not tame br br the film was like drinking milk from a rabid cow so it is fun to have fun yet the filmmakers didn t know how br br this film in short is atrocious the acting was bad the plot was tweaked too much and the humor was surprisingly very crude br br it starts with conrad and sally a rule breaker and a future sheriff when their mother has to go to work she gets mrs kwan to babysit possibly the lone funny part in the movie is when mrs kwan is watching a taiwanese court room a la c span she soon falls asleep and here comes the cat br br the film starts to spiral out of control the cat came to try to let the kids have some fun he s got thing and thing who suddenly start trashing the house he improvises a tv infomercial and accidentally slices his tail off and when the cat goes full carmen miranda it s not funny possibly his only funny disguise is as a hippie activist and there s a fish who tries warning the kids about the cat br br too bad he didn t warn us this film was as much fun as sour milk or chopping your tail off br br soon the kids are outside looking for the family dog who has the key to a crate on his collar if the crate is not locked soon their house will be home to the cat s universe here it gets a little more interesting but not enough to save the film br br the acting overall is horrible mike meyers brings his brand of irreverent austin powers humor to the cat saying things like you dirty ho and imagining himself as a woman for the rest of his life after a whack in the testicles while posing as a pinata spencer breslin is great as the trouble making conrad and dakota fanning is cute as sally though they alone are not enough to save this horrendous aortic dissection waiting to kill john ritter accident waiting to happen alec baldwin s slick and slimey lawrence quinn is disgusting ever trying to woo the kids mom who is played by kelly preston and sean hayes is mr humberfloob mom s boss and is also the voice of the fish the latter three are also bland br br overall if i were a parent i would not take my kids who are into potty humor cause there s plenty of it and more save your and see something else as the late great dr seuss once said br br it is fun to have fun but you have to know how really universal stop theodore s already turning over in his grave br br like my mom always says curiousity killed the cat the cat in the hat out of ,0
unusual film about a man who befriends his social opposite out of fear of blackmail peter boyle makes this film with his foul mouthed boorish portrayal of a working class stiff joe in love with the past and fearful of the future and worried about the present the first half hour of the show features the film debut of a young susan sarrandon as melissa compton a weak willed rich girl who slums with her loser boyfriend replete with a full nude scene her boyfriend is the film s weak spot a poorly portrayed drug addict and dealer who meets his demise following sarrandon s overdose we meet boyle s joe in a bar as he spouts off and rants about minorities crime hippies and drugs and it is easy to see that the later norman lear television character of archie bunker is based on a cleaned up version of joe the comparison even carries over into joe s wife and personal life and pastimes joe insinuates himself into the life of bill compton melissa s father and the two make an unlikely pair as they search for melissa who has run away from drug treatment and back to the drug addicts she calls friends their search leads them to an oar gee as joe calls it a free love fest fueled by drugs a lot of nudity and surprisingly uptight bill compton and ultra conservative joe both join in they get robbed and this leads to a violent and murderous ending that foreshadows the stark and chilling ending to taxi driver six years later joe is a funny film that on the surface at least is anti violence and anti racist yet the film s main character joe becomes the very instrument of the upheaval he fears when he enters and joins in the illegal and unbridled sexual excesses he rants against so in that respect the film falls short of being a powerful message and leaves you wondering what the final outcome really was all about ,1
there were so many things wrong with this movie i have trouble keeping them all straight but one thing that really bothers me is that if jigsaw was the one laying on the ground in the bathroom what happens if zep never shows up what if zep was killed by danny gloover before he made it to the bathroom does jigsaw simply just get up and walk out could the guy in the middle of the bathroom not be jigsaw but another part of jigsaw s game what if zep killed the wife and kid how does jigsaw get him the antidote for the poison if he s lying in the middle of the bathroom why does the doctor wait till the last minute to finally cut off his foot it was too late it was after six and as far as he knew his wife and child were already shot dead it wasn t the best time for heroics these are just a few questions i had about the film but i may be missing something or everything as i have only seen the movie once please help ,0
i was attracted to this film by its offbeat low key real life story line that is a twenty something guy flops in the big apple and comes back home to live with his parents and even more floppy brother it just might have worked but there s a problem and that problem s name is casey affleck br br casey affleck is nearly catatonic in this film his acting mantra must be exert as little effort as possible at all times or why speak when you can mutter or maybe put yourself into a coma as soon as the camera rolls lips moving when speaking barely facial expressions none muscles in face atrophied something nothing anything zip ,0
this is a perfectly watchable adventurous movie to watch with a great cast and a good story based on true events br br it s interesting to note that the story of the movie is based on true events it s above all for most part an adventurous story with all of the usual ingredients you would expect from an adventurous movies set in an arabic world so lots of sword fighting good old fashioned honor religion and a rich proud country but the movie is also filled with humor to make the movie a light and pleasant one to watch br br the constant cutting back and forth between the morocco plot involving sean connery and candice berger and the american plot line involving theodore roosevelt brian keith wasn t the best possible approach in my opinion the two things have totally different paces totally different characters it are just totally different worlds of course both story lines are connected and focuses on the same thing but the contrast between the two worlds is just too big to let it work out it doesn t at all times make the movie feel connected and a bit disjointed the american plot line is most of the time more political while the morrocan plot line is purely adventurous and action filled in the end you could perhaps even wonder what the whole point or roosevelt in this movie was seem that john milius is just a big admirer of him often the american plot line would take away most of the pace out of the far more interesting and more action filled fast paced morrocan plot line after all john milius always has been at his best as an action director br br it isn t until halve way through that the movie fully gets on steam the most and largest scaled action of the movie then kicks in especially the large scale end battle does not disappoint i wish the entire movie was like this that way this movie would had also been a better known one no doubt br br the movie has a great jerry goldsmith musical score that is perhaps way better known than the actual movie itself the movie is also a good looking one with great production design and nice looking action and battle sequences in it appereantly the movie only costs to make but that is really hard to believe considering the settings and size of the movie i mean john milius his best known movie conan the barbarian cost about to make but was a far more campy looking one and was less impressive on its scale br br quite funny to see an arabic speak with a big fat scottish accent but hey it s sean connery so you just simply tend to accept this he suits his role well so does candice bergen it s always hard for a female character to come across as believable and work out in a movie such as this one but she manages also john huston plays a great role in this movie br br a perfectly fine watchable movie br br ,1
as most off you might off seen star wars return off the jedi you may knows its a good movie but as you might have seen on video they m might have a party at the end and they just probably end the movie with the party with no a spirits or anything but on the original one live tv when they are partying but before i say more when ben obi wan dies in the imperial ship or death star they saw him disappear and yoda dies from either old age or internal illness but because luke killed darth vader real name anakin skywalker when they all are partying at the end when luke or someone stops the spirits off ben and yoda stands starring at him and smiling while another spirit appears is its darth vader but not as a sith as the old usual selve off him and started smiling with ben and yoda i reckon that made the movie ending a little bit interesting but the producers or anyone should off made a spirit off padme and mace windu and other jedis that got killed with younglings under there arms in the back ground,1
the woman in black was a british made for tv movie which was first broadcast on the bbc on christmave eve of and again in i believe it made a round on american tv on a e it was released on vhs in britain in the early s but went out of print a u s company released it on dvd later but that version also sold out according to the website of the author of the book the rights to the movie are now owned by someone else and that it won t be released again and that there are unofficial bootlegs being sold on ebay br br i first heard about this movie just recently on a message board and had to check it out i found a copy on ebay for about bucks it s certain to be a counterfeit from a seller in the far east even though the dvd says made in canada ha ha but it s a good copy and you can t really fault the bootleg labels for releasing stuff that is rare out of print and lost in legal disputes br br i love the movie it s a period piece set in the s with all the very authentic and quaint british settings of that time the woman in black is very atmospheric and dark for the most part the movie is very low key but effective and scary there is no self indulgent gore violence or much at all in special effects but the woman in black is still able to create absolutely chilling moments it s a chilling classic styled ghost movie the movie itself looks like it could have been made in the s except for the color without all the flash of all the modern horror movies i m afraid this film will always just be a lost gem for me it places itself as one of my all time favorites ,1
silent night deadly night is the very last of the series and like part it s unrelated to the first three except by title and the fact that it s a christmas themed horror flick br br except to the oblivious there s some obvious things going on here mickey rooney plays a toymaker named joe petto and his creepy son s name is pino ring a bell anyone now a little boy named derek heard a knock at the door one evening and opened it to find a present on the doorstep for him even though it said don t open till christmas he begins to open it anyway but is stopped by his dad who scolds him and sends him to bed and opens the gift himself inside is a little red ball that sprouts santa arms and a head and proceeds to kill dad oops maybe he should have left well enough alone of course derek is then traumatized by the incident since he watched it from the stairs but he doesn t grow up to be some killer santa he just stops talking br br there s a mysterious stranger lurking around who seems very interested in the toys that joe petto makes we even see him buying a bunch when derek s mom takes him to the store to find a gift for him to bring him out of his trauma and what exactly is this guy doing well we re not sure but he does seem to be taking these toys apart to see what makes them tick he does keep his landlord from evicting him by promising him to pay him in cash the next day and presents him with a larry the larvae toy for his kid but of course larry is not a good toy and gets out of the box in the car and of course well things aren t pretty br br anyway eventually what s going on with joe petto and pino is of course revealed and as with the old story pino is not a real boy pino is probably even more agitated and naughty because he suffers from kenitalia a smooth plastic crotch so that could account for his evil ways and the identity of the lurking stranger is revealed too and there s even kind of a happy ending of sorts whee br br a step up from part but not much of one again brian yuzna is involved and screaming mad george so some decent special effects but not enough to make this great a few leftovers from part are hanging around too like clint howard and neith hunter but that doesn t really make any difference anyway i now have seeing the whole series out of my system now if i could get some of it out of my brain out of ,0
how in the world does a thing like this get into my dvd player at home how does it even get to be packaged and distributed are there absolutely zero screenings a movie and i use that term loosely have to go through before it s put on a video store s shelf anymore i m all for diy film making but come on that doesn t entitle me to get a group of my friends and relatives together a crappy camcorder an awful story and put it all together to create a heaping pile of crap and call it a movie and i wish people would quit using the words indie and campy to describe these types of movies they re not either in no other profession would something like this be considered acceptable if someone tried to sell you car that was as bad as this movie you d take it back and say it was a lemon if it was a surgical procedure you d be suing the doctor for malpractice i wish i could get my time and money back after watching this shame on the video stores who stock movies like these they re a rip off to the public you want campy go get any of the friday the th movies even the later ones or dead alive at least those don t make you want to kill yourself it s because of movies like this that make people automatically equate independent with garbage ,0
in this horrible attempt at a blair witch mockumentary a bunch of people go to africa to investigate a creature called the half caste it s pretty obvious that there was no script to speak of and that everything was improvised that can work if you have good actors which this film didn t br br this movie tries to gain points for originality by exploring a more obscure myth and an exotic culture as a result there are a lot of scenes out in the bush where characters do quirky african stuff like eating elephant dung there is also some pretty good footage of lions eating from a national geographic perspective but there s not a single scare in the whole movie br br if you ve seen cannibal holocaust or the blair witch project this movie will hold no surprises for you and you can probably watch better lion footage on the discovery channel br br definitely a half aste effort br br a note to the filmmakers guys do us all a favor and next time save the how i spent my african vacation home movie for your family and close friends nobody else wants to see it ,0
oh dear me rarely has a horror film bored me or made me laugh as much as this one after a spirited start with an intriguing premise it descends into not much more than a slasher flick with some supernatural and sexual asides the usually excellent alice krige is wasted in this one and the plot twists are ludicrous don t bother unless you re really desperate rating ,0
with all of its technical flash the stalingrad movie is very disappointing before watching it i had read non fiction accounts of the stalingrad campaign and had seen a lot of documentary footage and photographs of the actual battle and its participants i don t think that any movie can really succeed in depicting the titanic struggle and suffering that actually occurred but i still wanted to see what a relatively recent german movie production would be like while there are a few good elements of this movie overall it is a failure to me the worst aspect is that it includes substantial anachronisms and also some very contrived and clichéd elements most glaringly in some encounters between a german officer and a soviet woman br br also there are some ideological elements in the movie which result in very distorted perceptions including what amounts to a caricature of a german chaplain some overblown class warfare messages and problematic depictions of good vs bad germans certainly the german armed forces of world war ii included men who were able to maintain some decency throughout the war and others who did very bad things but the attempts in the movie to show this contrast are very simplistic and childish i give stalingrad credit in the sense that it doesn t completely portray german troops in the simple demonic quality which is the stereotype that many people now have yet the movie includes stereotypes of its own such as an almost too good to be true infantryman who has attitudes more akin to the s than the s and two completely evil infantrymen and a rear echelon officer br br some recent movies such as stalingrad and saving private ryan are frequently praised for their authenticity in depicting graphic scenes of combat yet these same movies are deeply flawed and distorted in their depictions of the attitudes values and behaviors of s soldiers and civilians stalingrad and s p r have major and minor characters who lack the unselfconscious stoicism that was common among regular people during the world war ii period certainly soldiers throughout history have been notorious for their frequent grumbling and occasional cynicism yet the self absorbed talky and touchy feely characters in both of these movies are something else and are much more prevalent in our world of today than they were in the s while many people these days like to denigrate war movies from the s and s which present more patriotic messages and aren t as graphic about combat many of those earlier movies such as battleground are much more accurate in their depictions of typical soldiers attitudes and they are often successful in showing the horrible effects of war in more indirect ways br br one well done part of stalingrad is a battle between german infantry and soviet tanks which does a reasonable job of capturing some of the horror and confusion in such combat br br stalingrad does a poor job though of showing the common look of the frontline soldier part of this might be due to the difficulty in finding thin haggard looking extras in our pampered and well fed america and western europe of today also too many of the german troops in the movie don t wear their uniforms and equipment properly and don t display the professional bearing that was common in the german wehrmacht even during the years of german defeat if you want to get a good idea of how the actual german troops looked i recommend the following documentaries which contain footage of the stalingrad campaign the world at war war of the century and russia s war also the books operation barbarossa in photographs by paul carell stalingrad by geoffrey jukes and stalingrad by paul carell contain a great many helpful photos books written about the battle by antony beevor and william craig are recommended also and the latter one is especially good about the common soldiers and civilians on both sides br br relatively recent movies which in my opinion are much better than stalingrad and saving private ryan in depicting attitudes and characters of persons during world war ii and the general feel look horror and grittiness of that war are der untergang the downfall and talvisota the winter war while a bridge too far and the longest day cover events on the western front rather than in the east they are also excellent war movies and stick very close to factual accounts the latter two movies lack some of the grit that is more prevalent in more recent films but they compensate for that lack with their other strengths including truthfulness ,0
just saw this movie on tv and i have to admit i was a bit surprised it was even on there were so many goofs mess ups and bad editing that an old episode of sesame street would have been better to watch the acting was ok but please you can really feel the straight to video feeling the cast crew made this movie a bad melodrama yes there is a message in the movie but just wait until ten minutes before the ending to hear it trust me you wouldn t even tell the difference ,0
i just got the dvd for hardware wars in a shiny new package looking irresistable stuck it in my dvd player to find a slew of extra fun stuff the extra content on the dvd is even longer than the movie for those of you that have shame never seen hardware wars it one fantastically silly star wars spoof of episode iv of course household appliances such as irons toasters vacuums and a waffle maker stand in for ty fighters x wings rd and the death star instead of princess leia we have princess ann droid complete with cinnabon hairdo you get the point i m sure mad silliness and a fun ride for any star wars geek like me br br now the dvd wow a director s commentary where he basically goes off on the movie making fun of himself and the project throughout an interview with fosselius on creature features remember that and hilarious director s cut and foreign version of the movie all jokes of course anyway this is great i loved hardware wars in the theater and am so glad for having the dvd in my collection wedged in between mstk the movie and thumb wars ,1
i m not really sure how to even begin to describe how bad this movie is i like bad films as they are often the most entertaining i love bad special effects bad acting bad music and inept direction with the exception of the music which was better than i had expected this movie had all of those qualities br br the special effects were amazingly bad the worst i ve seen since my nintendo some scenes to watch for include the thunderchild the woman being crushed by the mechanical foot the big ben scene the train wreck wow there are so many bad effects on the plus side though some scenes of the alien walkers are well done br br the acting was about as bad as it could possibly have been having been based directly on h g wells book for having such good source material it s almost as though the actors were trying to be so over the top as to make it funny and then there s the mustache the single most distracting piece of facial hair i ve seen in a long time of course only half the movie contains acting the rest is characters walking around aimlessly and poorly rendered effects shots br br to say that timothy hines is an inept director would be an injustice to inept directors with the use of different colored filters between shots for no particular reason the use of poorly rendered backgrounds for even inside scenes the bad green screening it s amazing to me how this man ever got approval to direct a movie i wouldn t imagine it would be possible to turn a brilliant book into this bad a movie bravo mr hines bravo br br my advice to anyone who plans to see this movie is to do what i did have some friends who enjoy bad movies over drink play poker while watching it keep drinking and maybe you ll make it all the way through it does make for an excellent bad movie so have fun and laugh yourself silly with this disaster ,0
tommy lee jones was the best woodroe and no one can play woodroe f call better than he not only was he the first and best he was the only person that could portray his grief and confusion it was a bad let down and i m surprised i even made myself watch it i can even begin how how pitiful they made woodroe i understand he would be old by that time but everyone knows that he would never let that pull him down the first movie was the best and the only one that i ll ever watch i hope to god that no more directors plan on continuing or remaking the wonderful classic without tommy or duval without them the movies are pointless wastes of time and money for everyone including the director if you plan on making another lonesome dove movie of any kind take mine and billions of others don t waste time continuing the movies is just grinding the first one into the ground thanks ,0
the acting fantastic the story amazing the script wonderful br br just a few ways to describe this movie yes it s slow and it has mostly talking but the whole story of all of their lives and how it s told with the flashbacks thrown in and out makes you want to listen to every little thing to learn more about this haunting and tragic story i myself am reading the book that the movie is based off of and it has shown me even more light into this story and answers some questions that were left unanswered in the movie i m also to read the exectioner s song which is the other half of the gilmore story this movie made me think so much about the phrase piering into the other side of the looking glass you hear a song in the movie called gary gilmore s eyes which is by a punk band that wrote a song about what it d be like to have gary gilmore s eyes which is one of the things gary gave as a transplant when he died and as you listen to it which is after the last time mikal ever sees gary you look at the whole situation a little differently if you were to only here the song itself this movie opened my eyes in that way and in many others i recommend this movie and the book very very much ,1
perhaps it s about time we declare to be the international year of the cinematic crocodile the ridiculous primeval came first about a croc named gustave ruling the swamps in burundi then there was lake placid a low profiled and made for tv sequel to a forgettable original thirdly there s this incredibly derivative and soporific piece of aussie horror and finally i have yet to see the promising rogue the last one is likely to be the best considering the involvement of the upcoming aussie horror talent greg mclean wolf creek black water certainly isn t a complete waste of time and film but it s another pretty pointless survival flick that confuses real life agony with horror pardon my bluntness especially since i honestly feel sorry for the people who went through this ordeal but depicting three characters sitting in a tree and whining for more than a full hour is not my idea of sheer suspense three young people travel through northern australia and decide to spend a day of fishing in the remote swamp areas it doesn t take too long before a gigantic and ferocious crocodile capsizes their little boat and devours the guide grace lee and adam barely manage to escape the reptile s hungry teeth by climbing up a tree even though he remains unseen most of the time the croc patiently lies in waiting and makes it impossible for them to leave the swamp alive yes it does sound an awful lot like the plot of open water indeed replace the numerous unseen sharks with one giant unseen crocodile and the open sea with an equally inescapable aussie swamp and there you have it oh well black water at least features some rare moments of excitement and one impressively designed water monster it has to be said the croc looks fabulously groovy and you anxiously count down towards every next time he wildly emerges from the water the three headed cast does whatever they can to keep their characters interesting but how do you achieve this by sitting in a tree the whole time the based on true events concept obviously causes a number of restrictions like limited images of the fantastic filming locations dialogs and amiable character drawings ,0
this movie is a haunting telling of the life of the author and poet mishima it jumps around through his past through his last day and through some of his stories but is expertly constructed as it moves from section to section it captures the flavor of the man his work and of his times the difficult s br br i think the most wonderful parts literally full of wonder are the excerpts from his works the sets especially designed to work with the camera are amazing stylized beautiful and effective they could be used as exemplars for any set designer i woke up at night dreaming of the golden pagoda br br the stories were powerful explorations of the nature of man and of art after watching this film i wanted to learn more about the works of this artist br br i highly recommend this movie for anyone interested in art poetry theater politics or japanese history ,1
the secret of kells may be the most exquisite film i have seen since the triplets of belleville although stylistically very different kells shares with triplets and the jaw dropping opening d sequence of kung fu panda incredible art direction production design background layout and a richness in color that is a feast for one s senses kells is so lavish almost gothic in its layout somewhat reminiscent of klimt wonderfully flat in general overall perspective ornate in its celtic illuminated design yet the characters are so simplistic and appealing and it all works together beautifully you fall in love with the characters from the moment you meet them you are so drawn to every detail of the story and to every stroke of the pencil brush what tomm nora ross paul and all at cartoon saloon their extended crews have achieved with this small budget very small crewed film is absolutely astounding the groundswell of support amongst our animation community is phenomenal this film is breathtaking and the buzz amongst our colleagues in recommending this film is spreading like wildfire congratulations to kells on its many accolades its annie nomination as well as its current oscar qualifying run they are all very well deserved nods indeed ,1
a wonderful film to watch with astonishing scenes and talented actors such as misa shimizu and nagiko tono after minutes of watching your eyes get locked on the screen and you do nothing but breathing in the atmosphere of the film waiting what the destiny will bring to the characters this film makes you leave your position as a standard audience it takes you in it makes you a part of the story costumes and settings are brilliant especially the district of the okiyas is skillfully built it is definitely not very akira kurosawa however it still gets a lot from the master especially the stylistic story telling tells us we re in a distinguished land of cinema which is quite far from hollywoodish flamboyance ,1
this movie just happened to be on hbo yesterday so i watched it this was a mistake i guess i got sucked in and kept watching although it was a lot like a train wreck terrible horrible but somehow you just can t look away shaudenfraud i guess br br this is the story of a photoshoot for models on some island in the caribbean one by one they are all murdered one drinks cleaning fluid one gets blown up on a waverunner one goes over a cliff so these are not accidents but for some inane reason the police are never called and no one thinks that perhaps they should wrap the shoot and go home not just in respect for the dead but perhaps out of fear for their own lives no they just continue with their shoot because that is what s most important forget about the dead models we have a magazine to produce br br one of the subplots is the evil magazine owner played by lee majors rex is his name he is the most obvious suspect and every time a model gets killed he twirls his mustache and says well i can t say this won t be good for sales mooo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha so absurd another subplot is when it s revealed that rex is one of the models baby dady only when he learned of the baby he tried to convince the girl to abort she didn t but always resented him for even suggesting this br br they try to give you false clues and point toward some guy named raule seemingly because he s the only one with an accent and looks creepy br br at the very end sorry to spoil but this movie came out years ago so if you haven t seen it by now one of the women was found face down dead in the pool this was the last straw vanessa angel forget her characters name comes at rex with a gun they struggle the gun fires and now she s dead too while she s laying on the floor his business associate tells him that with all this bad press the magazine will be worthless and it s all his fault he gets him to sign over the magazine to him once he does voila all the dead models come back to life and you find the entire thing was an elaborate ruse to get back at rex br br oy what a ridiculous movie as someone else said if you want to see something like this april fools day is far better ,0
first of all really kim basinger your rich banker husband leaves you alone in your beautiful most likely paid in cash for home and you can t even put on a decent shirt i m a woman and yes i m going to come right out say it clean something starting with your hair and while you re at it it s christmas eve buy your kids some presents or at least a christmas tree don t drive minutes to the crowded mall park your car miles away and cry about it the whole walk in and simply buy wrapping paper also the next time you decide to leave someone a nasty note don t sign your name i refuse to feel sorry for della obviously due to the fact that kim basinger is this masterpiece s executive producer she wants you to feel bad for the poor white blond woman we get it alec baldwin is a jerk but seriously don t model horrible films after your own life also you re in you s you definitely wouldn t have year old twins and those names terry and tammy way to let your kids grow up with any decent chance of ever respecting themselves it s also pretty fantastic to hear the characters in the film constantly call her beautiful or refer to her as a girl obviously ms basinger had some say about what goes in the script it s also pretty awesome how none of the criminals can fight back apparently della s magical ninja skills are impossible to beat her driving skills are pretty nifty too this film is so cliché it hurts wahhhhh they spelled your name wrong on the tea cup or your husband put a hole in the wall but all you can think about is buying nail polish when you re at the mall instead of maybe some plaster and paint or the woman you went to high school with bought the teddy you were looking at boohooo the fact that she refuses to take off that bright trench coat while running through the woods screaming and breaking everything in her path proves my point this woman is a moron who thinks to grab the toolbox out of the car but not their purse full of identifying artifacts such as your address i have never wanted the bad guys to succeed as much as when i watched this film and did anyone else happen to catch the african american shirt the black guy was sporting oh yes rewind and feast your eyes on perhaps the most racially stereotypical prop in a film yet don t waste and hour and twenty minutes of your life instead go do what della couldn t figure out how to do take care of your kids and maybe brush your hair that powerful ballad at the end though was pretty impressive singing i ll be home for christmas in the rain while your bloody arm clings oh so tightly to your wrapping paper is about as emotional as it gets thanks della ,0
actually they don t but they certainly did when trying to think of a singular line that adequately summarises how terrible this entry in the series really is there were some moments that could have been good but they are mostly outweighed by their own conversion into missed opportunities and don t get me started on the bad br br the wasted opportunities are pretty obvious but i will recap them here in case anyone cares anyone who hasn t seen the film and genuinely gives a toss would be advised to stop reading at this point the first and potentially the biggest wasted opportunity was the plot with freddy s long lost child now the extreme mental illness that freddy appears to suffer and i might hasten to add that less than one percent of mental patients are a threat to other people leave alone to this extent is hereditary so why not a mystery type slasher in which lisa zane s character dreams of freddy murdering the teens only we later discover it s actually her doing all the killing sound like a good plot idea to you obviously it was above the heads of talalay and de luca br br then there s the trip to springfield where the entire adolescent population has been wiped out and the remaining adults are experiencing a kind of mass psychosis funnily enough said mass psychosis was actually depicted in a realistic and convincing manner although this has a fair amount to do with the fact that we are never shown too much we are just given quick visual hints of the massive loss of connection with reality that would stem from the grief of every youngster in town dying for reasons beyond one s comprehension and control the essential problem with this plot element however is that the town is abandoned too quickly and with no real answers this collection of scenes would have been far creepier with ten minutes of say one sane citizen explaining to these visitors why the springfield fair looks like a horror show br br of course horror films are never noted for their character development unless they re the kind of horror films john carpenter used to direct but how are we supposed to really care when characters we know next to nothing about die at least wes craven took the time to set up his characters in the original and used a few cheap tricks to draw the audience in that in a nutshell is probably the biggest problem with freddy s dead it just doesn t try at all leave alone hard enough br br on a related note i feel kind of sorry for robert englund now that he is more or less inextricably linked with the freddy character he has played far better characters in far better productions the science fiction miniseries v for example and to be forever remembered as the man who played freddy is selling him rather short it seems he will never break the mold of horror films now as for the rest of the cast well i think their performances here speak for themselves they deserved to be permanently typecast as little more than b grade horror props even yaphet kotto doesn t escape this one unscathed as his character is one of the most childishly written in the history of b films br br all in all freddy s dead gets a out of me i d vote lower but the imdb doesn t allow for that fd is really a testament to how a writer s inability to exploit a concept to the fullest extent can ruin not only a film but an entire franchise ,0
this movie is very scary with scenes where the devil uses gabriels horn to open heaven and pull the good angel dogs out and imprision them on alkatraz the devil sings and dances to a few songs about the joys of being bad and at one point eats a live rat br br we got this movie free with a pizza you get what you pay for ,0
after disney s witty live action george of the jungle i had high hopes for this flick major disappointment thread bare plot bad acting bad visual effects this film relied on lame one liners idiotic and pointless product placement and the lamest most annoying side kick in that gadget car thing i took two young kids to see it and they where bored out of their mind the only laugh received from this movie was bad standby of when needing a laugh show a guy getting it in the groin ,0
one of quite a few cartoon scooby doo films scooby doo and the loch ness monster turns out to be entertaining exciting interesting funny and also does a surprisingly good interpretation of the highlands of scotland one annoying aspect of the film is the voices of many of the characters american people trying to sound scottish in this film are unfortunately not succeeding all that well although some people do better scottish accents than others br br daphne has come to the highlands to see her cousin shannon and the highland games at blake castle gravely shannon tells the gang that she believes to have seen the loch ness monster when yet more chaos arises the mystery inc gang have another mystery on their hands br br good for scooby doo fans and for people who want to find out more about scotland enjoy scooby doo and the loch ness monster ,1
talk about rubbish i can t think of one good thing in this movie the screenplay was poor the acting was terrible and the effects well there were no effects i can t believe the writer of this movie did identity everything in this movie made me sick to start to finish br br the front cover of the video box shows a showman with shark like teeth and scary eyes i looks like a scary villain but like the old saying never judge a book by it s cover the whole villain looked like a cardboard cut out one part in the film a girl gets killed by a salad tongs terrible the setting was bad enough like they could of set the whole thing in lapland but no a tropical island instead br br i took this movie as a spoof which i think they wanted it to be but the only thing that made me laugh in a bad way was the tacky effects you can argue that i haven t watched the first one but seeing this i would be safe if i wouldn t attempted it br br the biggest joke in this movie is the effects the snowballs looked like they were home made and that carrot was a complete embarrassment if i would of guess the budget of this movie would of probably be between to pounds fifty the producer in a last minute panic must of grabbed the actors for the street gave them the script told them they have minutes to practise these lines and shoot on a island br br lastly the acting in the film was painful it was like the actors forgot their ordinary lines and made them up the way through br br in conclusion i give this film stars out of ,0
this series takes a classic story and makes rubbish of it robin is somehow mystified by an elk man in the forest and is embroiled in all sorts of druidism and outright satanic episodes the story is more about him avoiding the evil sheriff than helping the poor this is barely watchable and to top all the ridiculousness they kill robin at the end of series and replace him with another actor some people may like this show as a fantasy show but it is not a robin hood show if you want robin fighting in king richards name against prince john and the sheriff and if you want robin feeding the poor and oppressed watch the classic series or the newest from the bbc ,0
father of the pride was the best new show to hit television since family guy it was yet another masterpiece from the talented people at dreamworks animation like the simpsons the show centers around a nuclear family of white lions in this case it also contains many memorable supporting characters including roger the surly orangutan vincent the italian american flamingo the eccentric white tigers blake and victoria the faux patriotic snout brothers and chutney the elephant the other stars of the show are the sigfreid and roy they are incredibly eccentric and do everything in a grandiose manner making the most mundane activities entertaining the combination of cute animal characters with very adult dialog and controversial issues drugs prejudice etc is the source of the program s brilliance br br the blame for this show s failure lies with nbc they opted to broadcast the episodes in no particular order perhaps being influenced by which guest stars they could promote rather than the more logical production order several times the show was preempted for an extra half hour of such dreck as the biggest loser as if minutes of that was not enough it is indeed an ill omen for the future of television as art if an original and daring show like this fails while fear factor and american idol dominate br br luckily the complete series was released on dvd and the show now has an opportunity to gain a larger following ,1
i am a professional musician who was inspired nearly years ago to begin playing guitar after hearing jimmy page on led zeppelin ii while i don t play in the same genre or style the impact of that man has been huge now nearly years later i finally got to see something more than the not so good the song remains the same again i have seen so many bands perform some small some the current masters no band no where no way has ever been able to pull off the magic that you can actually taste by watching this dvd br br robert plant can be a bit much at times and you can nearly sense page s annoyance for him forgetting lyrics but that didn t matter i guess especially for the era bonham s genius shines more on this dvd then on any album with zeppelin the band of joy or lord sutch jpj is pretty ordinary but the magic of this dvd is how well the four of them perform together the world loved to imagine that they were into black magic k etc that was only a matter of interest to page the magic notice i say this a lot is that this dvd captures a rare glance to the rawness of young boys who can play brilliantly no matter how sloppy they are actually playing it didn t matter br br a quick breakdown the first of the two dvd s is where the true magic is you should be able to sense the power and rawness zep had in their early days by the end of the second dvd page is struggling with his sanity during the knebworth songs it s no secret that by this time he was severely addicted to heroin so i d recommend the first disk to any music lover and the second for the only true zeppelin fan br br i may be going too far here for some guitarists but i would say after watching this page is certainly more creative and inventive than hendrix yup i said it and if you disagree watch the dvd ,1
to grasp where this version of a star is born is coming from consider this its final number is sung by barbra streisand in a seven minute and forty second close up followed by another two and half minute freeze frame of ms streisand striking a christ like pose behind the closing credits over ten uninterrupted minutes of barbra s distinctive visage dead center filling the big screen with uncompromising ego that just might be some sort of cinematic record br br or think about this the plot of this musical revolves around a love affair between two musical superstars yet while streisand s songs are performed in their entirety including the interminable finale her costar kris kristofferson isn t allowed to complete even one single song he performs nor though she does allow him to contribute a little back up to a couple of her ditties do they actually sing a duet br br or consider this streisand s name appears in the credits at least six times including taking credit for musical concepts and her wardrobe from her closet and she also allegedly wanted but failed to get co directing credit as well one of her credits was as executive producer with a producer credit going to her then boyfriend and former hairdresser jon peters as such streisand controlled the final cut of the film which explains why it is so obsessed with skewing the film in her direction what it doesn t explain is how come given every opportunity to make the great diva look good their efforts only make streisand look bad even though this was one of streisand s greatest box office hits it is arguably her worst film and contains her worst performance br br anyway moving the melodrama from hollywood to the world of sex drugs and rock n roll streisand plays esther hoffman a pop singer on the road to stardom who shares the fast lane for a while with kristofferson s john norman howard a hard rocker heading for the off ramp to has beenville in the previous incarnations of the story norman maine sacrifices his leading man career to help newcomer vicky lester achieve her success in the feminist seventies streisand co want to make it clear that their heroine owes nothing to a man so the trajectory is skewed she ll succeed with or without him and he is pretty much near bottom from scene one he s a burden she must endure in the name of love as such there is an obvious effort to make the leading lady not just tougher but almost ruthless while her paramour comes off as a henpecked twit br br kristofferson schleps through the film with a credible indifference to the material making little attempt to give much of a performance and oddly it serves his aimless listless character well streisand on the other hand exhibits not one moment of honesty in her entire time on screen everything she does seems if not too rehearsed at least too controlled even her apparent ad libs seem awkwardly premeditated and her moments of supposed hysteria coldly mechanical the two have no chemistry making the central love affair totally unbelievable you might presume that his character sees in her a symbol of his fading youth and innocence though at age streisand doesn t seem particularly young or naive the only conceivable attraction he might offer to her is that she can exploit him as a faster route to stardom and indeed had the film had the guts to actually play the material that way to make streisand s character openly play an exploitive villain the film might have had a spark and maybe a reason to exist br br but i guess the filmmakers actually see esther as a sympathetic victim they don t seem to be aware just how cold blooded and self absorbed she is but sensitivity is not one of the film s strong points note the petty joke of giving barbra two african american back up singers just so the film can indulge in the lame racism of calling the trio the oreos and the film makes a big deal of pointing out that esther retains her ethnic identity by using her given name of hoffman yet the filmmakers have changed the character s name of the previous films from esther blodgett so that streisand won t be burdened with a name that is too jewish or too unattractive so much for ethnic pride br br the backstage back stabbing and backbiting that proceeded the film s release is near legendary so the fact that the film ended up looking so polished is remarkable nominal director frank pierson seems to have delivered the raw material for a good movie with considerable help from ace cinematographer robert surtees and the film did serve its purpose producing a soundtrack album of decent pop tunes including the oscar winning evergreen by paul williams and streisand but overall the film turned out to be the one thing streisand reportedly claimed she didn t want it to be a vanity project ,0
i generally like this movie a lot the animation is supreme meaning they took to trouble to animate the hair and fur on animals and people and being an amateur at graphics and animation self teaching myself through books for those who are curious on the same matter i use the program gmax by discreet it is a high quality free program that can be downloaded from the internet i see that the quality of animation shown here is of high standards br br the plot of this movie is good though this movie lacks character development this story is still understandable generally i believe that this movie is primarily should be watched by people who are fans of the game as its plot closely follows the game as for me i do not play the games and therefore i don t have the wowing effect it probably does on fans of the game br br for those who like the game i suggest this movie to you and if you haven t played the game i would still recommend this movie to you ,1
a longtime fan of bette midler i must say her recorded live concerts are my favorites bette thrills us with her jokes and brings us to tears with her ballads a literal rainbow of emotion and talent bette shows us her best from her solid repertoire as well as new songs from the bette of roses album spanning generations of people she offers something for everyone the one and only divine diva proves here that she is the most intensely talented performer around ,1
this film is so bad you can t imagine the acting is terrible even worse than in third class soap operas an it is a shame that this movie was the most successful in the past years in switzerland the interactions between the soldiers didn t make any sense at all the story could have been taken out from a bravo photo story the dialogues were as wooden as treebeard and the plot holes were bigger than the black hole in the middle of our galaxy but nowadays it doesn t need much to satisfy the audience the actors were handsome for example the former miss switzerland and the main character was even hung woah and there certainly was much abuse of drugs that s real cool man particularly for and year old teens but the media created an atmosphere in witch you was not allowed to reject the film because they manipulated the peer group dynamics by telling implicitly that you are a nerd if you don t go along with the other sheep and say yes that is exactly what it was like when i was in the army that s exactly what i m going to do when i must go to the army to every cheesy action that had to do with drugs and coolness and don t think i like the army i was there and i hated it but this film is worse than cleaning up the sticky toilet with a teeth brush which i was forced to do because i offended an lieutenant it is not necessary for every film to be sophisticated sometimes you only want to be entertained for a few hours and forget about problems and i think its not a bad thing but this kind of films influence teenagers to much by showing them a cool lifestyle which in fact is only stupid and turns them into brainless ignorant and egocentric idiots but since i now that my opinion isn t very popular i will be quiet now and recommend you to avoid this terrible flick at any costs and for that to save your wits br br br br sorry for my bad english ,0
conventional wisdom is that a sequel is seldom as good as the original movie there are occasional exceptions but this is not one of them disney should have quit while they were ahead this was a real disappointment after a reasonably entertaining dalmatians ,0
i watched this film based on the very favorable reviews that i read about it here by others br br they definitely saw something in this movie i didn t see that s for sure br br the movie starts off at a good pace and the first or minutes of it are interesting then it begins to get logged down and draggy not to mention completely unbelievable br br eventually you find yourself saying what he s going to do that too just how far is he going to go with this thing br br the plot begins with jeff goldblum s character john going into a deli to purchase a bottle of wine there is a robbery and a new store clerk auggie rose gets killed during the robbery br br john gets in the ambulance and goes to the hospital with the guy this seems a little much but wait there s more br br john becomes totally obsessed with auggie rose br br for reasons that never make any kind of logical sense john who has a very good life a beautiful loving girlfriend a secure well paying job nice house nice car expensive suits decides he wants to be a loser like auggie rose was and experience life in a low paying job living in a dump with a dippy girlfriend and possible connections with dangerous people br br why this dim witted half baked film got favorable reviews i ll never know sure goldblum does a good acting job he always does and his looks have improved with age but unless you have a big infatuation with jeff goldblum and have to see every film he s in i wouldn t recommend this turkey it s approximately two hours of your life you re not going to get back and believe me you ll have nothing to be thankful about when those two hours are over other than being grateful you re not still sitting there watching this film br br ,0
 babette s feast and the horse s mouth are the two most insightful accurate films on what it is to be a real artist the key lines in babette s feast are not as some other commentators here have said an artist is never poor but two lines that come before and after it br br i was able to make them happy when i gave of my very best throughout the world sounds one long cry from the heart of the artist give me the chance to do my very best br br i spent nine years producing experimental multi media music theater in san francisco raising money for productions that involved dozens of singers actors designers etc and the artists i supported stretched every penny in their effort to do their very best they were just like babette they were desperate to get every dollar necessary to do their very best work babette s art is fine french cooking and for her to perform her art at its very best costs francs when after years in political exile from france isolated with two caring spinsters on a bleak scandinavian coast she suddenly gets a windfall of francs she does what every real artist would do she sees that she unexpectedly has the chance to do her very best and so she does it she spends all the money so that she can do her very best work as an artist the twist in the movie is that we don t know she is such an artist until she is actually cooking and serving the meal up until then she appears to be just a working class french lady who haggles a bit with the tradesmen and is very serious her husband and son were murdered in paris violence in br br to such an artist it is secondary whether there is an audience for the art that is competent to appreciate it that is why the author set this dinner in a community of people who could not possibly have any understanding of what they are receiving babette did not cook this meal as a gift to the two spinsters or to the religious community it was not her goal to achieve a reconciliation or spirit of good feelings among the members of the little religious sect indeed she never once leaves the kitchen to speak to any of them after the meal she is sitting alone sipping some wine not paying the slightest attention to how the guests reacted she is basking in the satisfaction of finally having the chance to have done her best as an artist br br that is why it is so satisfying and so important to the story that the general unexpectedly shows up for as babette knows instantly a general will know what she has placed before him and will appreciate it for there is a sort of tragedy in a great work of art being shown to an audience that lacks even one person competent to appreciate it she is glad very glad he came in fact he is the only guest she ever mentions during the entire dinner the only one she singles out for special treatment not either of the spinsters but she did not plan the meal knowing that such a person would come to receive it br br to anyone who has had the chance to enjoy a real first class parisian dinner as i have my father was naval attache to paris in the s and i had my honeymoon in france this dinner and babette s satisfaction in making it and the pleasure it brings to the diners is absolutely convincing if any art has the power to suffuse the recipient with a sense of joy it is a fine french meal cooked and served in france this movie makes a claim about the transformative effects of great art on the recipients before the dinner the members of the little religious sect are quarrelsome dredging up old resentments the old hymns fail to restore good fellowship people ignore them talk over them but the shared experience of sensual great art for the people can enjoy the tastes of the foods and wines even if they have no conception that they are experiencing great art contents the people puts them in a forgiving mood reconciles them and by making them happy encourages them to love each other and thus has a god like sacred effect of bringing peace this is the claim found in the modern art movement today that art can supplant the traditional religions in making mankind more peaceful thus contrary to those commentators here who say that this film speaks for the power of christian belief it is more accurate to say that the film claims that art can heal wounds that christian ritual cannot after all my years in the art world i have to say that this claim that art brings peace that religion cannot is overblown and invalid but it is a pretty conceit and it is the second main theme of this beautiful film br br one last note at babette s arrival at the spinsters home a particular french general galliffet is named as the person who in executed babette s husband and son and imposed a military rule that she had to flee at the end of the film as the general tells the story of the magnificent meal he enjoyed in paris many years before before at the conclusion of some military maneuvers it turns out that this same galliffet was his host at the meal as the general tells the story french general galliffet praised the chef of that meal as the greatest woman the only woman he would risk his life for of course that woman was babette thus ironically the same french general who said he honored babette above all other women was responsible for driving her away from france forever ,1
considering how much money was budgeted for this film you would expect more from the story as a whole this could be quite possibly the most worthless movie i have ever watched there was no real advancement of anything character development minimal plot advancement maybe enjoyment none i m not sure what points were even trying to be made if you want to see a movie where terrorists are kinda good guys american cia bombs everything that doesn t agree with our opinions all capitalists are corrupt and you like to see anything resembling a storyboard advancement accompanied by a death have at for those of us who realize that it doesn t take killing off a good guy to make a point we ll stick to other movies in summary this was a horrible attempt at an ocean s style hide the plot so person has to think movie because not only do you not know what s going on nobody who made the movie did either home alone was a better cinematic piece ,0
it was the worst ending i have ever seen if some one can please tell me how and why the last chick goes crazy and eats the old women in the end why dose the movie have all those cheap crappy scares in it in the beginning but yet when the first person dies they kill them all off in minutes most of the people could act but i do give so credit to the porn stars they did their best also it had a couple funny parts and kills like when the care taker gets his organs riped out of his ass and then gets choked with it if this movie had an ending that could make any since i would have given it a out of but the ending made no since the ending sucked but the rest was great,0
 cherry tells of a naive unmarried virgin who decides to have a baby but isn t quite sure how to go about it this easy going little sleeper is full of quirky characters and tongue in cheek situational humor fresh fun mold breaking stuff i happened to really enjoy this flick for whatever that s worth recommended for lovers of romantic comedy who want something different ,1
like most everyone who views this movie i did it for the stars michael madsen and dennis hopper the two are extremely underrated and sadly because of that have to headline a lot of crap in this film hopper plays a guy who accidentally kills a blackmailer and is offered help from the mysterious madsen br br the film actually isn t as terrible as it could have been i ve seen both in much worse both independently and working together lapd horrible film the direction was pretty poor and the script needed a few re writes but both give the best performance possible with the material offered also the ending is pretty strong so you can tell the story had potential but when a glowing review of a film is it could have been much worse it doesn t say much for the film itself br br all in all this is one that can easily be skipped if neither of these actors draw you in but if you re a fan of either or both give it a watch they both give strong performances that outshine the obvious flaws of the film trust me there are much worse options out there ,0
im not a big tim matheson fan but i have to admit i liked this film it was dark and a small bit disturbing with some scenes a bit edgy i don t know were to classify this film its a bit sf and a bit horror slash thriller i saw this at about am or so on my local channel there was nothing else on so i decided to watch it if you have not seen this film id recommend it its not really that bad the characters are interesting enough but not really explored to their full potential which could have made this film even more better i don t know if this film went to the cinema but it felt like it was made for tv or went straight to video i for one would buy this if it s on dvd it fits well with my type of film and has a small bit of the x files story attached to it government undertakings or shifty corporations involved in dodgy shadowy dealings overall a good film ,1
as a huge fan of horror films especially j horror and also gore i thought nekeddo burâddo sounded pretty good i researched the plot read reviews and even looked at some photos to make sure it seemed like a good gory and scary movie to watch before downloading it so excited it had finished and ready to be scared and recoiling in horror at the amazing gore i was expecting i was terribly disappointed the plot was ridiculous and didn t even make sense and left too much unexplained the gore was hilarious rather then horrifying and what was with the cartoon style sound effects the acting was probably the only thing mildly scary about it i did not understand the cactus idea and the way the mothers husband disappeared in the middle of the sea after following a flashing light they left both pretty unexplained or perhaps i missed it as my mind couldn t understand what i was actually seeing i appreciate the way it was supposed to be shocking and a few scenes the strange cannibalism and own mother kissing certainly were i just think they went a little bit far and not even in a horrifying way they made it to unconvincing which made it more believable to be a comedy rather than a horror in my opinion however it is a very entertaining film and got a lot of laughs out of me and a couple of friends but sadly we were expecting horror not comedy so its worth a watch for the entertainment value but don t be expecting a dark deeply scary and horrifying film you ll just be disappointed if this was a horror comedy spoof i d probably rate it about a nine the climax being the weird scene when the husband climbed inside his wife s stomach and closed up her wounds but as a horror sadly i gave it a one ,0
come on they did that on purpose two of my current faves on tv meloni from oz and l and o svu and janel from west wing hook up for a nice little sleeper character study plot s nothing fancy but the acting is right on the mark tim busfield shows up for some neat bits worth a look ,1
holy crap this is so hysterical why aren t american comedies written like this for anybody who thinks comedy has to be dumb there is more wit and intelligence in the six episodes of this series than in a shelf of novels hugh laurie is a complete hoot i couldn t believe it was the same guy as house there are so many great lines and gags in this series you could watch each show dozens of times and still pick up on new things each time rowan atkinson is hilarious as the verbose and put upon butler edmund this is my favorite of all the blackadder series and tony robinson is wonderful as ever as the somewhat obtuse heart of the series the oppressed mass baldrick some of my favorite lines when someone messes with a wellington he really puts his foot in it and baldrick explaining how he got his name and cousin macadder the top kipper salesman and homicidal swordsman from scotland ,1
disgused as an asian horror a tale of two sisters is actually a complex character driven psychological drama that engulfs the viewer into the problems of a seemingly normal family i was really surprised at the depth of this movie director ji woon kim s decision to focus more on telling a story rather than providing cheap scares has proved a correct one creating one of the most ingenious new horror movies br br a tale of two sisters tels the story as it s name suggest of two sisters su mi and the younger su yeon who after spending time in a mental institution return home to their father and apparently abusive stepmother from then on we witness how the sisters deal with their stepmother s gradually rising aggression and erratic behavior to say what would happen next would be to be spoil the entire experience so i ll just leave it at that br br the plot is very tightly written with the characters nicely fleshed out ji woon kim s focus on a small cast offers a much more detailed view on them and their relations to one another furthermore each of the four main cast has a vastly different role and type of character from the protective su mi the weaker su yeon the visibly uninterested father to the stepmother s frantic and later deadly behavior there is great sense of mystery with a lot of the plot not revealed up into the end and even after that the movie still leaves a great room for interpretation even after watching it once the viewer will be compelled to see it at least once more so that he can gain a better understanding to it br br the actors superbly fit their roles it is especially hard to create strong emotional scenes in psychological movies but it is a great joy when one succeeds in creating them and this is a prime example of such a feat ji woon kim s direction is slow paced and gripping building up tension for the film s horroresque scenes while few in number those moments are strong and quite frankly terrifying the cinematography and score are top notch further helping to establish an atmosphere fitting that of a psychological film br br a tale of two sisters is a demonstration how the horror genre is in fact so much more than a simple thrill ride with it s strong focus on character and mystery this is one complex movie that could easily seduce you in watching it again and again just so that you can understand it better ,1
this is arguably the worst film i have ever seen and i have quite an appetite for awful and good movies it could just have managed a kind of adolescent humour if it had been consistently tongue in cheek à la rocky horror picture show which was really very funny other movies like plan nine from outer space manage to be funny while apparently trying to be serious as to the acting it looks like they rounded up brain dead teenagers and asked them to ad lib the whole production compared to them tom cruise looks like alec guinness there was one decent interpretation that of the older ghoul busting broad on the motorcycle ,0
i watched this basically for the sole reason that it was supposed to have third reich references in it it turned out a pretty brainless and predictable slasher film that appeared to be made to appeal to feminists or something br br let me tell you something if you wait an entire movie to see the attractive female lead s breasts the last thing you want is a tastefully done sex scene with annoying camera angles that don t show anything her busty friend didn t get hers out either but we saw plenty of men s butts and pubic hair and guys with their shirts off and at the end you have our heroine magically dodging the scalpel thrusts and swings of the villain who turns out to be the hunk funnily enough and she easily out fights him uh huh while her male love interest is tied down and waiting to be rescued the funniest part was when she picks up a chair and swings it at the guy and it breaks over him now it d be about as much as she could manage to lift the chair let alone smash it against a person with enough force to break it it looks ridiculous she basically brushes it against him and it falls apart if you are going to do this sort of role reversal rubbish which has already been done to death then you have to at least make it semi plausible br br there was one good bit though the bad guy did get the better of her slutty friend teaching her a lesson for being such a tramp and sleeping around that s not exactly something feminists would like br br pretty stupid really not that american slasher flicks are generally much better but you have to wonder why they bothered it brought nothing new to the genre at all br br ,0
one of my favorite movies i like horses i like happy endings and i like walter matthau i miss him and am glad to have a great film like this to remind me why he was so wonderful watch it with your kids or your horse br br the story of an old hard boot horse trainer with kids and down on his luck if you have ever had or appreciated horse racing you will appreciate the rags to riches storyline it may be a little below seabiscuit but not a lot the story is the same one except it is the quarter horse version well acted correct racing terms and equipment and nice racing scenes don t take my word for it get it and make up your own mind ,1
the true story of phoolan devi who became a national hero in india because she fought for her rights as a woman but in a violent manner i was surprised to see a powerful film with strong images come out of india instead of the bollywood art trash classics they churn out ,1
this is a wonderful look you should pardon the pun at women talking about breasts theirs their mothers other women s and how they affect so many aspects of their lives young girls old women and everyone in between with all shapes sizes configurations etc talk about developing reacting celebrating hiding enhancing or reducing their breasts br br it s charming delightful sad funny and everything in between intercut with documentary footage and clips from those famous old young women s films that the girls got taken to the cafeteria to see the interviews are a fascinating window for men who love women their breasts into what the other half has to say when they don t know you re listening ,1
this movie dethroned dr giggles as the best horror movie i ve ever seen the plot was great the plot twists were even better and the cast was great it s hard to believe that they compiled the most unknown people years ago and they would be big names today br br the plot is simple teenagers wreck their car in the middle of nowhere they stumble on this campsite and do what everybody who is in an accident should do build a fire and tell scary stories br br the hook great opener anyone who is in high school has heard variations of this story on prom night but they do it real good in this movie br br the honeymoon ok this was not the best of the it was pretty good and you get to see some boob emphisis on the word some it s just your basic creature in the woods story br br people can lick too this is a cautionary tale of what happens in internet chat rooms all across the country this segment alone should be required viewing for parents whose children have access to the internet br br the locket now this is the best story in the whole movie a guy on a motorcycle breaks down and goes to this mute girl s house very good plot twist br br the main plot the campfire has the biggest and best twist in the whole movie i won t tell what it is cause i don t want to ruin it i was never this shocked during a movie in my life br br plot a br br acting a br br writing a br br directing a br br music a br br overall a br br i recommend it to anyone over with the exception of people can lick too any parent who s child has access to the internet needs to watch this one with their child ,1
okay as a long time disney fan i really hate direct to video disney sequels walt himself didn t believe in them he believed in and they lived happily ever after being the end of it but this one really ticked the taco there were so many ripoffs of other disney films in this it wasn t funny quick summary if you don t already know melody the daughter of ariel and prince eric is born ursula s sister morganna who basically looks like ursula if she were to dye herself green and go on the ally macbeal starvation diet shows up and after trying to do the newborn tyke in and failing prophesizes doom for the characters after that ordeal ariel goes into a lapse of being like her father and refuses to tell melody about her mermaid heritage and later on forbids her to go near the sea well surprise surprise melody finds out being the stubborn brat she is and runs away then makes a deal with morgana to become a mermaid in exchange for something gee does that sound familiar she becomes one but in her half of the bargain has to retrieve her granddaddy s trident and bring it back to the sea witch while doing this she runs into a couple of outcast animals a penguin and a walrus named timon and pumb huh wait no that s not timon and pumbaa or is it could of fooled me anyway i d like to reveal more but pretty much anything that could be guessed to happen does ok so long story short this movie borrows too much from other better disney films and does it horribly come on tip and dash why not just make dash obscenely flatulent and make it an even more obvious ripoff ugh not to mention the total character butchery of ariel s persona she s gone from being a freespirited headstrong woman to a clone of her father not good at all they re basically telling us the sweet firey little mermaid we ve known to grow and love is dead plus melody herself isn t such a great character either she s damned annoying and bratty not to mention what they ve done to flounder ugh anyway if you decide to see this piece of created mainly for profit reasons no imagination eisner sponsored c t i suggest maybe waiting till its on the disney channel or some other tv station because it s not even worth the price of a rental br br out of stars ,0
feature of early century cinema of lets pit different evil creatures and bad guys against each other we haven t seen stuff like this since godzilla v king kong and the like always sounds great on paper when you re splicing up and in a haze of the good stuff you have an inspired idea and see the whole playing out before you like beethoven s symphonies then you come to writing it great ideas like all vampires are female ergo hot seductive deadly but in a way i want to perish sort of way and all zombies are men well thats what men are like to a woman just after shes been dumped or cheated on right so it all looks good up to actually making it then the rot starts to set in mosters have fight nothing much happens another fight philosophical noodling and cods wallop eureka we ve found how to win big fight again and the end sounds great doesn t it if it was made an indie company it would be great but this is hollywood with the eye on the bucks gloss instead of what the fans want it all could have been gore soaked beautiful ,0
there was nothing else on tv yesterday afternoon so i thought okay let s watch this i didn t know the plot and i had no expectation whatsoever i was thinking in a few minutes or so i will channel surf again but then story started to unfold and the characters played beautifully by the two boys the story did have unrealistic parts and scenes but overall it was a real good movie very well worth watching ,1
i d read about flavia the heretic for many years but i only got to see it early last year when i went on an insane movie buying binge and for whatever reason it has been on my mind lately though it s been some months since i watched it br br it s a striking film set in italy somewhere around the th century definitely medieval era though i don t think any specific year is ever given this being the time of christian ascendancy the age is a time of utter madness and the movie captures this very well br br flavia our protagonist is a young lady who encounters a fallen muslim on a battlefield he seems a warm and intriguing fellow and she s immediately taken with him her father a soldier of a a family of some standing comes along almost immediately and murders the wounded man right before her eyes but she ll continue to see him in her dreams br br her father ships her off to a convent that seems more like an open air insane asylum the residents so harshly repressed by unyielding medieval christianity slowly go mad flavia comes under the influence of one of the nuttier nuns but in a mad world only the sane are truly mad and this sociopathic sister clearly recognizes the insanity around her her take on the times in which they live strikes a chord with flavia who being young and apparently sheltered is beginning to question everything about this world in which she finds herself trapped br br the movie is unflinching in its portrayal of that world showcasing a lot of unpleasantness we see a horse gelded a lord rape one of the women of his lands in a pig sty the pious torture of a young nun through it all flavia observes and questions rejecting eventually the christian dogma that creates such a parade of horrors in terms that would gain the movie some criticism over the years for seeming anachronistic i disagree with that criticism flavia s views though sometimes expressed in ways that vaguely mirror for example then contemporary feminist commentary the movie was made in revolve around what are really pretty obvious questions it is perhaps difficult to believe she could be so much of a fish out of water in her own time but that s the sort of minor point it doesn t do to belabor flavia is written in such a way to allow those of our era or of any era to empathize with her plight getting bogged down on such a matter would be missing the forest for the trees br br flavia is heartened when the muslims arrive invading the countryside and she finds in their leader a new version of the handsome islamist who still visits her dreams smitten with her almost immediately he allows her to virtually lead his army becoming a joan of arc figure in full battle gear and directing the invaders to pull down christian society and wreak vengeance upon all those she s seen commit evil br br is she the herald of a new and better world she may think so but muslims of that era weren t big on feminism either as she soon learns the hard way as they say meet the new boss br br this is really just a thumbnail of some of the things that happen in flavia the heretic the movie is quite grim and with a very downbeat rather depressing ending not a mass audience movie at all to be sure it s quite good though and doesn t belong on the nunsploitation pile on which it is often carelessly thrown i think there s much value in the final film and i m glad i saw it ,1
china o brien was an attempt to make cynthia rothrock a star in the united states this golden harvet production was helmed by veteran director robert clouse sadly he was either lucky with enter the dragon or he s lost his touch because he s not that great of a director the only reason to watch this movie is to see the fighting skills of ms rothrock and richard norton if this movie was directed by corey yuen or hoi meng it could have been an action classic instead of a cheesy straight to video action flick br br china o brien returns home to help out her dad he s having trouble with the local mob and he needs her help so she returns home and restores order with the help of two unlikely people but will they be enough to topple mister big and his evil cronies br br if you re a big cynthia rothrock fan then this movie s catered for you i only enjoyed the fighting scenes everything else is rubbish why didn t raymond chow shell out a few shekels and hired a top notch action director br br recommended ,1
 l appartement has to be among the best french films i have ever seen along with hatred also starring vincent cassel and those great gerard dépardieu pierre richard movies cassel and bellucci are amazing in the leading roles aside from brotherhood of the wolves and dobermann i have not yet seen a bad movie with this couple l appartement sucks you in from the beginning and the twists and turns keep you thrilled until the very end fragment storytelling really hasn t worked this well since pulp fiction let s just hope there won t be a godawful american remake of this unique romance mystery thriller edit guess what a godawful american remake has been made ,1
red skelton plays a radio detective known as the fox in whistling in the dark also starring ann rutherford conrad veidt eve arden virgina grey and rags ragland wally benton aka the fox finds his plans to marry his fiancé carol rutherford thwarted when he s kidnapped by a the leader of a sham cult veidt joseph jones veidt has just learned that his cult the silver haven is not getting a promised inheritance because of the existence of the old woman s nephew who is going to be living off of the interest he wants wally to devise a perfect murder plot so the man can be killed on the airplane en route to meet with his attorney for backup and because he s not sure which one is wally s fiancé jones kidnaps carol and also the radio sponsor s daughter grey br br this to me anyway is a superior film to the second entry in this series whistling in dixie the plot is better the cast is better there is less slapstick and fewer corny jokes skelton when he s not making faces and rolling his eyes is quite amiable and rutherford is very good veidt always played these evil men to perfection eve arden is wally s agent who arranges a date for him and grey to make sure his contract is renewed i had only seen grey in films from the s onward she was always a good looking woman but who knew she was such a knockout in the s and s this is a fun film with a neat cast ,1
so i don t ruin it for you i ll be very brief there s some great acting and funny lines from the attractive cast a young graduate of harvard med school brian white finds out he doesn t know as much as he thinks about people he goes to a small hospital in florida for his internship because a girlfriend mya left him for a job as a tv producer his senior resident wood harris helped marvelously by his creative collaborator zoe saldana bring him up to speed they help protect his career and show him the wider possibilities that come from being a compassionate doctor instead of a player who just wants to make money as seems to be true for many of my pre med friends ,1
watching this stinker constitutes cruel and unusal punishment at the hands of sandler truly a slow and painful death br br bought the dvd in the bin at wal mart but the thought that keeps echoing in my head is how can i get my money back br br the most unforgivable thing about the movie is that the boat just does not sink br br best constructive suggestion mystery comedy theatre you know that show on the scifi channel in which some guy and his muppet machines spoof the most unwatchable horror flicks mystery science theatre immediately spin off a comedy program and feature this flick without a good humorous spoof of this train wreck i fear that viewers may actually begin following sandler with ice picks and chainsaws br br ,0
after attack of the fifty foot woman with alison hayes opened the doors for women to be just as dangerous as men there was obviously an open market for other movies to pick up and carry the torch and what more a lovely actress than dorothy provine from it s a mad mad mad mad world to play the role the downsize is that cute and blonde provine may just be too sweet and innocent looking to step into allison hayes size shoes this role really needed someone with an amount of smoldering sex appeal provine is more the girl next door type she may have taken and done this role to prove she could be sexy but the material lets her down lou costello however proves he can do a movie without bud abbott feeding him lines and he even interjects a dramatic role in some of his scenes when he not turning to gale gordon as his front man for gags gordon however establishes that all he can be is blustery perturbed and pushy much the same character he creates later on the lucy show charles lane also plays the same role in everything he does a straight man and his screen time is limited the special effects are convincing for the time but i would have liked dorothy to have been a little more than cheesecake and dressing and at least have been allowed to become dangerous as the movie s lead character she takes second billing to costello who is in all of the movie with dorothy several times vanishing like a sub plot the whole movie put together just can t decide if it s supposed to be science fiction a comedy or just a parody of the allison hayes classic there s a lot of good scenes some very funny humor and some very ridiculous camp that affects the rest of the film still i do like this movie for it s empowerment of women there s not enough movies out there like this one if this movie had a chance to be remade today i d highly recommend courtney cox and jason alexander in the lead roles and allow me to completely re write the original script courtney tops my lists of actresses who i believe could and should adequately play gorgeous giantesses although i have to admit that if either of the titanic beauties allison or dorothy came after me i d go quietly ,1
there was nothing of value in the original movie this one was even lamer the fact that i even found it to rent was absolutely amazing anyone connected to this film has to be high on something so what was the story line what was with the girl was the viewer supposed to get the story line in the first four minutes of the film sadly i tried several times to watch this i even borrowed a kid from someone to get some feedback kid said it was stupid and he was four years old i find that possibly some credit could go to the filming director as possibly some of the shots made the movie more than a b film that might be pushing it i did love the theme song good thing it was only a dollar it was worth it i suppose you might enjoy the film if you were high as the cast and crew would have to be is pot legal in france ,0
i first saw it at am january and after a day i watched it again and i want to watch it again love everything well almost so stars about it no color beautiful naive stories funny gangsters anna camera work music well sometimes you just want to listen little bit longer and the music just stops but this is not a musical after all i like anna s acting this naive wannabe gangster girl how she speaks holds the gun everything makes me smile no it s not that funny though i have laughed a bit at some moments it s just so subtle excellent work by samuel benchetrit though d nouvelle seems weaker but they are also gangsters maybe even worse cause they are stealing ideas and the last scene is my favorite makes me feel so warm and romantic yes i would recommend this movie for the romantic souls with a taste for such art housish movies and i don t agree with those comparing it to pulp fiction it s not about action and twisted story though all vignettes intersect it s calm and maybe too slow movie for most of the people it s about characters their feelings very subtle anyway probably this review won t be of much help to anyone my first just wanted to express my appreciation br br spoiler this movie doesn t have a goofs section wonder didn t anybody notice that hand in the part when the kidnappers decided to go home looks like a part of crew hehe i know i should better post this in forums but i don t agree with some policies here ,1
herbet clutter wife bonnie and their teenage children kenyon and nancy were much liked and respected in their tiny town of holcomb kansas but in the early hours of november all four were brutally murdered rather unexpectedly the crime made an impression on author truman capote who rushed to the scene and followed the course of the case to its conclusion the result was the book in cold blood controversial shocking and exceptionally well written it became an international best seller and it remains a touchstone for crime writers to this day br br the film version of capote s work is almost as remarkable as the book itself filmed in black and white in many of the real life locations it has a slightly documentary quality icy and detached and the overall cast is exceptional this is the film on which robert blake s reputation as an actor rests and deservedly so as killer perry smith blake traps you between a profound distaste and the shock of unexpected sympathy it is a masterful performance from start to finish as richard hickock scott wilson is no less fine br br like capote s book the film opens with smith and hickock as they travel to kansas and brings them to the clutter home only to suddenly flash past the crime to detail the investigation that finally resulted in their arrest and conviction the centerpiece of the film has always been the moment at which we at last see what occurred in the clutter home actually filmed in the clutter house itself it is a spinechilling sequence horrific and deeply disturbing br br director and writer richard brooks guides the film with a very powerful sense of deliberation erring only in the sense that he allows the film to become slightly preachy given the overall power of the film however this becomes a trivial annoyance strong stuff and recommended br br gft amazon reviewer,1
the color purple is about the struggles of life and the love that helps those people strongly affected by the struggles of life every character had an element of the color purple in them the movie touches on love lost hope hate and triumph whether it be celie having lived through hell and losing her sister and shug coming into her life to show her love again albert not being man righting his wrong toward celie shug shunned by her father and confesses to him in the end sofia and her stubborness good and bad and even nettie they had their emptiness and hardship through the film but was overcome in the end and that s the sign of a good movie good job to all the cast and crew ,1
this well conceived and carefully researched documentary outlines the appalling case of the chagos islanders who it shows between and were forcibly deported en masse from their homeland through the collusion of the british and american governments anglo american policy makers chose to so act due to their perception that the islands would be strategically vital bases for controlling the indian ocean through the projection of aerial and naval power at a time during the cold war when most newly independent post colonial states were moving away from the western orbit it seems british and american officials rather felt that allowing the islanders to decide the fate of the islands was not a viable option instead they chose to effect the wholesale forcible removal of the native population the film shows that no provision was made for the islanders at the point of their ejection and that from the dockside in mauritius where they were left the displaced chagossian community fell into three decades of privation and in these new circumstances beset by homesickness they suffered substantially accelerated rates of death br br following the passage of more than three decades however in recent months and years following the release of many utterly damning papers from britain s public record office one rather suspects that there was some mistake and these papers were not supposed to have ever been made public resultant legal appeals by the chagossian community in exile have seen british courts consistently find in favour of the islanders and against the british state as such the astonishing and troubling conclusions drawn out in the film can only reasonably be seen as proved nevertheless the governments of great britain and the united states have thus far made no commitment to return the islands to what the courts have definitively concluded are the rightful inhabitants this is a very worthwhile film for anyone to see but it is an important one for britons and americans to watch to be silent in the face of these facts is to be complicit in a thoroughly ugly crime ,1
 dead man walking is a film not about the death penalty but about the people involved in a death penalty case the killer the families whose kids were killed the nun who becomes his spiritual advisor and what happens it tells the story with little fanfare but a lot of compassion and sensitivity i have it on dvd and every time i watch it not often it s never an easy film to watch i m more impressed by what tim robbins and the entire cast did here so revealing that it could be a documentary so compelling you can t take your eyes away so subtle and yet so powerful dead man walking is nothing short of a masterpiece it doesn t matter whether you re for or against the death penalty or even have no opinion this movie will have you thinking about the issues for sure it takes a courageous screenwriter and director to look this material in the face without flinching even once and everyone involved in the film pulls it off there isn t a single scene that rings false a masterful film but don t expect light viewing to some the final scenes could be more graphic than anything imaginable even though no blood or violence is shown you get drawn into this film and become a participant and there s a character for just about everyone to identify with ,1
let me put it another way balls or how about bollo ks this is truly awful more embarrassing than those it attempts to satirise julia roberts is a skilled actress and usually her work is of the highest standard this movie is so lacking in direction even she struggles to look proficient normally she is the consummate professional yet i swear that in her eyes there were signs of bewilderment and despair br br the one thing that might have rescued this move was the idea about the director chris walken turning the movie into a secret documentary about the actors unfortunately that theme wasn t explored to it s full potential too little too late br br zeta jones was wooden cusack was cusack and crystal should stick to acting the two talented ex buffy stars had different experiences green hopelessly mis cast and balfour under used well done to julia for just about preventing this from being the worst movie ever made ,0
i ended up watching this movie before even going through any of the reviews on the request of a female just out of curiosity i thought let me find out if there are people who actually recommend others to watch this movie i am quite shocked to find such long and positive reviews on this website that makes me conclude that it s a scam br br as far as my opinion goes i have to ask are these filmmakers retarded or do they assume that the viewers are retarded the movie is atrocious on so many levels and i m not even talking about the story or presentation br br so these bunch of guys plus one girl the lead actress form a music band guessing from the constant presence of guitars it is supposed to be a rock band hell when did dancers started becoming the part of a rock band anyway let me accept it as the bollywood version of a rock band but amusingly enough all the scores which actually had these two guitarists doing all kinds of cool rock gestures and i am assuming they were playing the instruments the sound of the guitar was completely missing i simply can t comprehend the magnitude of stupidity here br br i am just going to conclude here because it is absolutely not worth pointing out any further flaws in the movie bollywood directors seem to have no shame anymore ,0
these immortal lines begin the jack starret directed masterpiece the dion brothers the plot centers around two blue collar west virginian brothers stacy keach and frederic forrest who commit robberies in hopes of using the money to open a seafood restaurant what follows is quite an adventure and many comedic events ensue the action scenes are all top notch and consist of some nicely realized shootouts the latter of which is absolutely amazing and occurs in an abandoned building being demolished by a wrecking ball the film was written by now famous director terrence malick and features an early appearance by margot kidder all in all an excellent hidden gem of the s and easily one of the finest action comedy hybrids every made hopefully it gets a decent widescreen dvd release soon ,1
this movie was cheesy and it was more than that it was about this guy who gets a curse on him and he turns into a gorilla i had to see how bad it was because of the title before this guy turns into a gorilla he gets married i was a little upset because she wasn t a bride of a gorilla she is now the wife of the gorilla she should have married him when he was a gorilla then the title would have made more sense there are all these people in the middle of the jungle too and they all want to leave this isn t just a b movie it s more like a z movie i didn t even see any bananas for a wedding gift oh right he wasn t cursed yet ,0
if you re one of those who recognise with pleasure such arcane titles as book of the dead book of eibon or necronomicon then you should feel right at home with malefique a film which also features an occult tome one with the power to change the destinies of all involved discovered by four french prisoners sharing a cell the fearsome object has been placed in the wall there by danvers a serial killer incarcerated back in the s a man obsessed with rejuvenation and the black arts before he abruptly vanished finders of the book are carrère gérald laroche a company embezzler shopped by his wife lassalle philippe laudenbach who aspires to be a woman but at the same time body builds to execute an escape plan the halfwit pâquerette dimitri rataud who once ate his baby sister and the librarian marcus clovis cornillac supposedly driven mad by reading who murdered his wife reminding the viewer of meat loaf s equally bizarre bosomy male in fight club lassalle begins as the dominant member of the quartet one who is especially protective of the infantile pâquerette with the coming of the book however and the overarching need to decipher its dangerous contents marcus assumes greater and greater significance at first assured of an early bail meanwhile carrère takes little more than academic interest in events suddenly he too needs an urgent escape option and as the prisoners experiment danvers book starts to reveal some of its terrifying powers br br staged for the most part within a prison cell and between four or five characters malefique has a claustrophobic air entirely suited to its subject matter as well as the limited budget of the filmmakers only at the start and then at the conclusion do we get to leave the confines of the cell a necessary opening out which only serves to emphasise the doomed closed in nature of proceedings elsewhere more than anything this is a film about being trapped either as a victim of your criminal past or of occult events now unfolding i m going to escape says carrère at the start of the film wishing more than anything to be able to rejoin his wife and son whether or not he does it will be at a terrible price and the great irony of the film is that the ultimate form of an escape may not be one a man might imagine br br with all its budget limitations it is greatly to the first time feature director eric vallette s credit that his film succeeds as well as it does as critics have noticed it is a film with strong freudian overtones lassalle s distinctive mammaries and adult breast feeding for instance the picture of a vagina which comes to life and develops an eye the grown man who dissolves back into a foetus danvers original placenta fetish the dark cell as a primitive womb from which delivery is awaited etc with so many interesting aspects to the script vallette hardly puts a foot wrong and he succeeds in creating a genuinely unsettling atmosphere out of what when one comes down to it is just a matter of four guys four bunks one folding table and a book there s a genuine growing lovecraftian frisson as the men summon up the unnameable darkness from within its pages while one or two moments the aforementioned blinking vagina or what ultimately happens to pâquerette are unsettlingly memorable the pacing of many of the dark events in malefique is deliberate rejecting the rapid cutting of many hollywood productions a video culture approach that often subverts the horrified gaze in favour of quick fix action and gore perhaps this is a particularly european manner as one recalls a similar measured approach to shocking hallucination taken in such films as verhoeven s the fourth man a film that incidentally also shares a particularly nasty image based around a prolapsed eye br br lensed well in malefique benefits from excellent performances and if for this viewer at least the conclusion was not as explainable as it might have been the journey to the final shot was worth taking coming so soon after the release of the similarly well received haute tension aka switchblade romance this is another reason to be grateful that good horror films are once again emerging from the french industry this after a time when it seemed the only worthwhile product came from asia,1
for those of you who don t remember movies http www imdb com title tt this came out in i guess enough time has gone by so naturally nunzio figured he could just redo this and say he wrote it yea right br br the acting in this is way overboard the tough guys walk around with their shoulders hunched forward to give the impression they are bigger than they really are also the hero seems to have a passion for snorting and rolling his eyes in a bug eyed kind of way to express angst anger to the celluloid eye br br there is a sort of racial message here from the sicilian perspective mind you this is about rd generation down the line the original wogs arrived in oz after the war and during my childhood yep i m an aussie so the wogg iness has been diluted a lot they even sound like true blue aussies not a flicker of the dago accent anywhere there there s another slang for ya nun br br maori s with sunnies sunglasses at am must be cool to be sun blinded in the middle of the night and it looks like redfern this is at this movie s tedious end nunzio tried to copy the flavor of the warriors but left too many holes in the story how about coincidences br br the warriors had a gang of baseball guys wielding bats with white face makeup chase the heroes to a train station and fight them nunzios gang get chased on a railway station by a gang of stick wielding guys wearing whitish face masks the warriors were mistakenly accused of shooting murdering another gang member nunzios gang are mistakenly accused of raping the sister of the big maori gang boss the warriors are lured into a room by a gang of girls who attack them nunzios crowd want to crash at a friends house which is populated by yep a gang of girls there are almost too many copies from the warriors to keep on about here br br i am saddened that people don t want to see other moves from oz because of this tripe how about mad max commander and master of the world not all movies are made by actors who are so bad they have to fund their own movies br br as far as the other actors in this show are concerned they seem to have taken their cue from the nun as they all are as bad as each other don t bother with this movie i can t get my money back so save yours ,0
oh my poor jane must have done the old rolling over in the grave thing even allowing for poor production values for the time and the format some kind of mini series this is baaaaaad whatever else you do with austen the dialog should sparkle even in this perhaps her most serious work and melodrama should be strictly out of bounds alas not the case with this production by the time you get to anne s frederick frederick frederick you ll either be laughing or crying unless you re just out to visually collect all extant films of austen s work you can skip this one if you do watch it however there are small consolations the actresses playing anne s sisters each do a wonderful job with their roles ,0
whoever likened this one to raiders of the lost ark certainly knew whereof he spoke he might as well have likened it to some of the adventures of the pulp heroes that followed kay hoog reminds one more than a little of both lamont cranston the shadow and clark savage doc savage the shadow quintessential man of mystery and the very first dark knight was also thought to be one kent allard if one were to take savage s first name first and add to it the kent you end up with voila clark kent funny innit like indiana jones hoog isn t above pilfering the artifacts of an ancient civilization though his thefts are often more blatant and less charmingly roguish than jones s unfortunately this two parter is a far cry from subsequent serials from any era in terms of overall quality one of the first indications that something is amiss vis a vis the cinematic storytelling is a scene where desperados on horseback quite literally breathing down his neck simply watch as hoog escapes their clutches in a hot air balloon why they don t bother to shoot down the balloon is just one of the many movie making mysteries that plague these two films br br the second half of this two parter is even worse than the first granted this was one of the first ever serials and as such should be cut a bit of slack but there are limits even to tolerance at one point the capture of the hero is effected not on screen but in the narration itself talk about cutting corners fritz lang happens to be one of the greatest filmmakers to ever make films unfortunately for those of us who admire most of what he did the spiders is a bitter pill indeed to swallow ,0
the director tries to be quentin tarantino the screenwriters try to be tennessee williams deborah kara unger tries to be faye dunaway the late james coburn tries to be orson welles michael rooker tries to be gene hackman mary tyler moore tries to be faye dunaway older version cameron diaz tries to get out of the frame as quickly as she can successfully don t ask about joanna going eric stoltz and james spader try to conceal their embarrassment with this crappy stuff it delivers endless meaningless dialog and very little action br br tulsa is a town with beautiful elevator lobbies an art deco church by bruce goff and a lovely sprawling mansion by frank lloyd wright visit tulsa don t watch this movie it doesn t do the location justice ,0
i really enjoyed this movie as a young kid at that age i thought that the silly baseball antics were funny and that the movie was cool because of it s about sports now several years later i can look back and see what a well designed movie this was this movie opened my eyes as a small child to the struggles other children dealt with and real world issues that kind of exposure is largely lacking in kids movies these days which i don t think is to our society s benefit sure the baseball antics seem really dumb now but they drew kids in no seven year old is going to ask to see a movie about foster children but they will ask to see a movie about baseball disney realized this fact and took advantage of it to teach these children an important lesson about the world br br as a young adult the performance of al and the other angels seems far less impressive however i will give credit to the actors playing both children and danny glover who all did a fantastic job ,1
not only unique for its time but one of the greatest science fiction films of all time made without cgi on a very lean budget in today s adjusted figures stanley kubrick made this film without the high shooting ratio he normally has stanley kubrick is without doubt the greatest director in history thus far br br this film was cut from five hours to two hours and twenty minutes and the art direction was superb br br stanley kubrick and the great aurthur c clarke collaborated to write this time less classic br br aliens a special message on earth at the dawn of human kind and one on the moon which modern man finds br br finally humans accompanied by the most advanced computer ever made set of to jupiter the find the next monumental message which turns out to be a gateway br br any one who studied film and or wishes to be a part of the film industry or just enjoy great films must experience this film br br if you don t like it then you belong to bollywood or your a true aussie ,1
i love b movies but come on this wasn t even worth a grade the ending was dumb b c there was no real ending not to mention that it comes to life on its own i mean no lighting storm or crazy demonic powers slow as hell and then they just start killing off the characters one by one in like a min time period and i won t even start on the part of the thing killing the one guy without its head and then you don t even get to see what jigsaw even does with his so called new jigsaw puzzle unless you have nothing better to do id watch paint dry before id recommend this god forsaken movie to anyone else oh and to make it even better the other movie totem you can see the guy throwing the one creature in the basement scene from the window that was funny as hell and probably the only good part of watching that waste of film,0
i am and a biased muppet fan and while i love treasure island christmas carol and great muppet caper the muppet movie absolutely deserves to be up there with the best of them it is enormously entertaining thanks to the snappy script by jerry juhl and the film looks lovely with some beautifully staged musical numbers speaking of the songs i really liked them sure they aren t the best song score out of the muppet franchise but they were very nice to listen to especially never before never before is now one of my favourite muppet songs along with first time it happens and professional pirate the muppets as usual were fantastic particularly the always delightful miss piggy and the chemistry between kermit and fozzie was great and what a brilliant human cast from bob hope to orson welles from madeleine kahn the same wonderful actress who brought us hilarious movies like what s up doc blazing saddles and clue to cloris leachman from steve martin to richard pryor all of whom made memorable guest appearances if careful not to overshadow the muppets in a fantastic film bethany cox,1
i guess by the time i saw this episode i had seen enough twilight zones to have it figured out ahead of time there is this odd assemblage of characters who find themselves at the bottom of a cylinder they are fine until an overzealous soldier shows up in their midst it is his prime directive to escape and so he garners the forces and puts them to work to reach the top of the cylinder there is much discussion about purpose and reason and speculation on their pasts but no one can remember anything they represent different jobs a piper a ballerina a clown a man in a tattered hat why are they there it leads to an adventure and is resolved at the end but i guess i had a pretty good idea before it all happened ,1
i give it a i reserve a rating for guy ritchie and woody allen films we don t even remember what this movie was about the only thing we recall is one gunshot scene where the actors drop to the ground roll to the other side of a hallway or something and then get back up shooting it was like watching year olds with broken legs trying to perform the stunts also when the characters were driving in a truck the engine noise or radio can t recall would vanish entirely when the actors were talking br br and like others we bought it because of the sandra bullock front cover very sad very bad ,0
watching this movie all i could think of was maybe it gets better but after minutes i couldn t watch it any second longer i don t want too wast to many lines about this but really its a complete wast of time all the actors say is c nt this cont that if you are still going too watch it don t say i didn t warned you maybe if you are an hooligan or something you might think its a tribute to your hobby again film is a term that encompasses individual motion pictures the field of film as an art form and the motion picture industry films are produced by recording images from the world with cameras or by creating images using animation techniques or special effects ,0
before i begin i want to briefly say that this movie in and of itself is very well made and well acted by all involved including whittaker who indeed deserves his nomination it is highly entertaining and taken in the right context as a work of fiction it is a very good movie for that i give it the two stars br br however rather than wasting your time with what you can read a hundred times elsewhere i want instead to point out the absolute fictional nature of this film and how dangerous it is to sell people a work of fiction as if it is truth i stress that this film nowhere in the credits lets us know that the main character dr nicholas garrigan is a complete invention of fiction rather it presents this character into a real historical setting and allows the uninformed viewer to assume he was in fact real and what they are seeing is the truth i have no problem with the blending of fact and fiction but to do so in such a dishonest matter is in a word reprehensible br br there can be no doubt that africa along with most third world countries is rife with human misery and suffering hollywood has long attempted to capture the suffering of people in these countries on film but hollywood also has its eye toward making money the only true way to capture the suffering that seems to happen everywhere but the west is to either experience it for yourself or to at least have it captured in an honest documentary br br but these depictions of fictional characters in real historical settings can only do so much at the end of the day they become less about presenting the facts for the viewer to decide for himself and more about leading you from image to image and hitting you over the head screaming see we told you it was bad the seminal example of this can be found by anyone willing to watch the documentary on the dvd after sitting through the movie arguably the most shocking image of the film is the viewing of the body of kay amin idi s second wife whom he killed when he discovered her infidelity in the film we see that her limbs have been severed and reattached in reverse arms for legs and vice versa this is the director making sure you understand that amin is as the gungans say bom bad but watching the documentary we learn that this is in fact nothing more than a myth which the sitting minister of health at the time himself tells us is not true br br so what they just make up these things why because hollywood has a low opinion of our intelligence that s why they don t trust us to come to the right conclusion ourselves look that she was murdered and dismembered is in itself enough for us to conclude that amin was not the likable guy he portrayed to the media we don t need this texas chainsaw massacre inspired imagery to reinforce that and this is just the tip of the iceberg what is also not explained to the casual viewer is that lead character garrigan is himself fictional there was no young scottish doctor taken under amin s wing as such garrigan is clearly present only for the sake of helping us dumb westerners understand the african world the producers seem to thing we won t be interested in a film about africa unless there is a white face in it ironically even the titular character is portrayed by an american black actor the problem with this is that the movie is no longer an expose of amin and his regime but instead an exploitative thriller about a white westerner coming to africa for all the wrong reasons making several horrible mistakes and then redeeming himself even at the cost of three other innocent lives honestly i have to say it is nearly reprehensible to suggest that the real tragic death of mrs amin was the result of a tryst with a fictional scottish doctor it almost seems to become a morbid joke for the sake of entertainment i really wish hollywood would stop jerking us around for our money i first realized its propensity to do this with the woefully manipulative a beautiful mind ron howard and akiva goldsman s sugary sweet adaptation of the life of john nash which deleted the darker side of the man to present only the tortured hero that america just can t get enough of the sad truth is that hollywood has been selling us these fakes for years and viewers who are predictably and understandably too lazy or uncaring to investigate for themselves buy these fake portraits hook line and sinker br br look i m certainly not suggesting amin is being turned into a villain he wasn t my point is with the truth being so shocking enough to convince us of the brutality of the man why must hollywood then go to such fictional lengths why must hollywood continue to insult us by holding our hands through these films why can they not trust us to think for ourselves can we not just put the honest portrayals on screen and let the audience decide for themselves i urge all who continue to watch hollywood s purportedly true movies to do yourself the favor of always investigating for yourself and to never assume that what is on screen is even close to the truth ,0
i have yet to watch starcrash that notoriously cheesy italian take on star wars but it can t be much worse than this misbegotten piece of junk which suffice it to say makes mel brooks so so spaceballs look like a veritable work of art in fact the main reason why galaxina is remembered at all nowadays is because of the tragic fate which befell its leading lady playboy centerfold dorothy stratten who was killed by her insanely jealous estranged husband before the film had even had its official premiere br br although statten who subsequently had two biopics made about her wherein she was portrayed by jamie lee curtis and mariel hemingway plays the title role for the first half of the film she is reduced to being propped up in a chair ostensibly driving a spaceship on a year journey to some planet or other in fact galaxina is an all purpose android who also serves the wacky crew their snacks gets them all hot under the collar and even goes scouting for the blue star cue choral music once they land having said that statten certainly looks luminous in her white attire and even if her role hardly demands much exertion of any acting talent she might possess it s not exactly demeaning either br br still it s ironic that for a film which bears her name she is overshadowed by the campy and would be zany antics of her fellow crew members especially the annoying captain cornelius butt which gives you the idea of the level of comedy on display here a long eared wing sporting colored guy a pot smoking proverb quoting old chinaman and best of all relatively speaking a foul mouthed rock eating hairy alien creature they hold prisoner the villain of the piece is a metal clad non entity who does however have the best laugh in the film when upon hearing the choral music following his every mention of the blue star exclaims what is this s t there is little point in listing the sci fi classics which are mauled by this stinker in its ludicrous attempts at spoofing the genre since they are not only lame but obvious incredibly enough a chest busting but ultimately benign alien is apparently played by diminutive hollywood veteran angelo rossitto br br for what it s worth then the scenes shot on the planet they visit which looks more like a western set than a planetary landscape have a yellowish sun like hue and its inhabitants are human gourmets delicacies on their menu include skin and tonic scotsman on the rocks thigh pies baked alaskan etc not to mention a motorcycle gang who serve their own particular deity the harley davidson and when our heroes escape on the back of it they dare not shoot at them for fear of hitting their lord god awful indeed ,0
rounding out the all talkie our gang release schedule a tough winter features two storylines first wheezer and mary ann home alone on a wintry day decide to make some taffy little wheezer relays the directions to mary ann from a radio cooking show the problem wheezer relays information from different shows and mary ann ends up putting soap in the mix funny moments occur when the rest of the gang shows up to pull the taffy and end up getting it all over the house br br the second storyline deals with stepin fetchit a neighbor handyman of the gang and his interactions with the gang br br a tough winter to my knowledge has never been shown on television although it is available on home video the reason for this is the stepin fetchit characterization which shows a shifty sly and slow moving character our gang producer hal roach called fetchit a skilled comic and used this our gang entry as a pilot for a fetchit comedy series that never saw the light of day understandably fetchit s characterization is offensive to many people today which explains why the film has been shelved br br although there are some funny moments both with fetchit and the taffy a tough winter is a plodding and meandering effort if one positive came out of this film it was that the hal roach studios grew confident and experienced in making talkies the sound in the film is good and some of the sound effects used are very funny for this reason this film in part paved the way for the excellent our gang films br br out of ,0
this is a film that on the surface would seem to be all about j edgar hoover giving himself a a big pat on the back for fighting klansmen going after indian killers hunting the famous gangsters of the s fighting nazi s in the us and south america during world war and commies in new york during the early s of course in we did not know about mr hoover s obsession for keeping secret files on honest americans bugging people like the rev martin luther king jr but worst of all his secret love affair with his deputy director clyde tolson if you want to know more about that subject i suggest seeing the film citizen cohn hoover aside this story of a life in the fbi as told by jimmy stewart makes for a decent but dated film vera miles as his devoted wife is also good but jimmy is the movie as much as hoover controlled production and always made sure the fbi was seen without fault jimmy stewart gave the film a human side quite an achievement considering hoover was always looking over his shoulder the background score is also pleasant i have read recent online articles suggesting that this is a forgotten film jimmy stewart was one of the greatest film stars of all time and none of his films should be forgotten tcm was the last network to show it a long time ago and i hope they show it again ,1
terrible direction from an awful script even the dvd looked muddy and out of focus laughable accents all over the map unlike most of the other commenters i had no idea this was about boys in love in the mud but that fact became immediately obvious from the opening scene and all the lovingly drawn out shots of nude or scantily clad young men usually wet or glistening with sweat looking longingly at each other ,0
while i score the movie a i also should point out that it is both interesting historically as it stars mae marsh lillian gish and lionel barrymore when they were all younger and less well known and features pretty exciting action for its day br br the plot is odd for a western in that all the trouble with the indians begins for the weirdest reason i have ever seen the indians decide to have a giant dog banquet no they are not feeding dogs but feeding on dogs and when two indians arrive late there are not pooches left so they steal two dogs belonging to two orphans from the nearby white settlement and this actually touches off an all out war not only is this silly but seems to play on the prejudices of audiences i don t know if american indians actually ate dog but it sounds like the sort of stereotype that later was applied to other ethnic groups all this over dogs the movie has some excellent battle scenes and exciting moments such as when ms marsh crawls across the battlefield to save a baby exciting stuff but strange too ,1
this movie was a real torture fest to sit through its first mistake is treating nuclear power as so self evidently a bad thing that it barely needs to convince the audience of it when it does stoop to putting in its argument it has the participants breathlessly deliver barely substantiated facts all that s missing is someone crying when is someone going to think of the children while watching this movie i kept thinking where d you hear that or that can t possibly be true yet little of the info was backed up by any reliable sources and bless em the regular folks in the movie came across more like luddites than people with any understanding of the pros and cons of nuclear power to be fair that might be the fault of the film makers but equally fairly it s a condition shared by the movie s rock stars br br as for the performers now some of these people are highly respected musicians whose music i ve enjoyed and i m sure a few of them really did believe in this cause but they all come across as wheezing old hippies desperately searching for something to get worked up over now that the s have passed them by particularly embarrassing are graham nash and james taylor nash seems to be trying too hard he looks like he can t possibly believe the things he s being told not that i blame him but desperate to feel noticed and included james taylor performs what has to be the wimpiest protest anthem ever stand and fight in the most sickeningly cheerful way you can imagine in fact most of the performances are pretty bland when they re not being patronizing nobody seems worked up by this event as if it really doesn t mean much to them at all it s worth noting that the driving force behind this whole event seems to be john hall of the band orleans and responsible for some of the wimpiest mor pop of the s remember if you dare dance with me and still the one it s worth noting because that s symbolic of how the cause here fails to inspire any real passion in the music the cause is supposedly life or death but everybody sleepwalks through their numbers like they re playing the catskills except maybe gil scott heron his protest number we almost lost detroit is on topic at least but delivered with all the smugness of a high schooler impressed with how controversial he s being br br only bruce springsteen s performance raises a pulse i ve never been a big fan of the boss but he absolutely smokes no question part of me thinks he was taped separately at another event and edited into this movie to give wake the audience compared to the general blandness and air of self satisfaction here it s no wonder bruce was hailed as the savior of rock n roll br br but even his performance is hobbled by the lifeless concert shooting i don t expect a lot of flashy camera movement from a s film but the shots are unnecessarily static broken up only by split second cutaways to a back up singer s tonsils now some of this may be because the performers are lifeless to start with and maybe the film makers are more skilled at shooting documentaries than concert footage but all you have to do is watch rust never sleeps or the last waltz to see a movie like this done with more skill and with more exciting musicians br br so really there s only two things to watch this movie for springsteen s stellar performance and as a sad snapshot about a counter culture in decline ,0
this was a watershed event in my movie watching life i went to see this in the theater when it came out i was completely amazed at just how bad it was movies like this make you wonder who put the money up and who owed whom a favor a very very large favor the special effects are absolutely first grade level as in any first grader could have done them toy rubber bats on strings with no attempt to hide the strings arrows that appear to be drawn on the film and look to be the shape of an arrow you d find on a street sign and a laughable story line ed wood made masterpieces compared to conquest every film student should see this thing just so they ll know the very definition of a bad movie ,0
i was a still photographer working in europe the summer that jim salter shot the movie three br br i did some swell pictures for him one of which i was told became the poster for the movie i didn t see the film until years later i thought it was bad a pity because the elements that went into it were compelling robie porter s girlfriend was almast as beautiful as rampling herself salter asked if i would stick around and be an extra cameraman so they wouldn t have to shoot everything twice i said sure but i had to return to ny promising i d be back alas i never did get back one of life s unsung melodies br br i wish i could post the pictures i made somewhere br br rowland scherman,0
i ve seen this movie quite a few times and each time i watch it the quirkier and funnier it becomes perhaps its the lack of research that went into nicolas cage s character s punk persona or just the cheesiness factor because it was such a typical eighties film nonetheless it s a cute love story with extremely funny unique characters i think it s right up there with fast times and weird science quintessential eighties flicks ,1
karen goes into a japanese house as a substitute nurse to emma a strange woman who sleeps at day and wakes at night karen goes upstairs after hearing noises when she encounters a frightening ghost she will learn the house s secrets br br it is very scary the scenes are shocking and frightening the characters are good the settings are creepy i love the whole plot the ending was shocking i paused at a scene where the little boy meowed so loudly to the man finding his sister upstairs and i was shocked this is the scariest movie i have watched i did not see the japanese version i recommend this to horror fans and stars ,1
the movie has a good start portraying an interesting and strong shannon lee and introduces two very simpathetic side characters through the first half but later something happens and all the sudden shannon turns into this straight faced second hand bad girl and the movie gets lost in it s own context the second half lacks any kind of charisma and is full of clichés bad acting a horrible plot and even worse stunt coordination not to mention the horrible actors they chose for the chechen mafia gang br br game of death was bad and clownified bruce but his daughter tops it making an even bigger embarrassment of herself than the double who played bruce lee back then i truly believe that she can do much better than this and i hope she participates in a better production next time br br if you are a real hard core action fan and don t care about quality go ahead and see this movie i was personally looking forward to it but just got terribly disappointed ,0
first time i ever saw this was at a friends house it ended up in his parents hands by a fluke some videostore bicycle repair shop went bankrupt and treats like this was up for grabs we saw it two times in a row and almost wet are pants how hard we laughed br br i ve seen historical documents like ninja mission and plan from outer space and they still remain good runners up in comparison to this one br br almost years after first contact it is now considered the best cult movie of all times in my circles i ve showed it to all my friends we now have a tradition of searching for movies in the same category the un rateable one br br it can t be explained or reviewed in any normal way because every scene every take every move contains at least one mistake regarding editing dialouge directing etc br br for any cult movie buff this is the ultimate prize the gem of all gems br br raiting as for craft it can t be rated because it would even be an insult to homemade videos of birthdays and weddings br br as for pure amusement it is the funniest movie i have ever seen funnier than any comedy ever made past or present anything less than a should be regarded as an insult to good sense of hum our ,1
 this may be a bit on the spoilerish side i would like to start by saying i did not watch the entire movie nor could i because it was evident from the first hour that i was going to be incredibly disappointed that of course is the problem with taking what many believe to be an amazing book and turning it into a disney made for tv movie br br a wrinkle in time should have been made into an amazing movie a long time ago it s got a great storyline that could hook children and adults plus it s got built in quality sequels but disney fying was not the way to go the problem with the movie is that all the things they changed to turn it into a visual story dumbed down what was so great about the book it is a complicated and emotional story for kids there was no reason to make charles wallace purely psychic because that was the easiest way of explaining it there was no reason to write a fight between the three mrs w s as added tension there is enough tension in the story without that there was no reason to remove meg s glasses that deprived us of what could ve been a very sweet scene between calvin and meg that happens in the book br br i could nitpick for days about little things but i also think larger things like the art direction was a off take for instance the way they made camazotz look with its strangely darkened skies the creepiness that comes across in the book is that camazotz could be earth it looks like earth it has people on it that look like humans the skies are blue the grass is green and there are children playing but something is a little bit off the directors chose to make camazotz a complete other instead of taking the lesson in the book and applying it to the overall direction of the movie the lesson of course is that camazotz could very well be earth that is if we forget how to love it would ve been much creepier to have a beautiful afternoon as they re walking down the street with the kids bouncing the balls in the same rhythm br br i unfortunately did not watch the end maybe someone can tell me how disney messed up the end as well br br overall an artistic disappointment br br ,0
what was there about that helped produce so many excellent hollywood films well whatever it was the magic may also be found in this columbia picture it s a long forgotten screwball comedy that turner classic movies has begun to show maltin s movie book does not contain it in nearly every department amazing mr williams is a jewel br br it s the story of a first rate police detective who can never find the time to marry his intended as the wedding bells are about to ring he gets called to the scene of a murder the lady in question has to learn the hard way not only to enjoy the pursuit of criminals but to belong to the police force there are a lot of laughs in the process br br melvyn douglas proved again that he had few peers in light comedy joan blondell was at the peak of her career and is a delight edward brophy and donald mcbride are hilarious br br the film goes on a bit too long but who cares the screwball comedies are always able to entertain and this film belongs right in there with the best ,1
best robot romantic comedy ever using the robots as the romantic characters which leaves short circuit out of this category this was andy kaufman s best effort bernadette peters shows her versatility here with an amazing performance while not a great movie in many areas i ll award it a on guts and quirkiness ,1
 national treasure is a thoroughly misguided hodge podge of plot entanglements that borrow from nearly every cloak and dagger government conspiracy cliché that has ever been written the film stars nicholas cage as benjamin franklin gates how precious is that i ask you a seemingly normal fellow who for no other reason than being of a lineage of like minded misguided fortune hunters decides to steal a national treasure that has been hidden by the united states founding fathers after a bit of subtext and background that plays laughably unintentionally like indiana jones meets the patriot the film degenerates into one misguided whimsy after another – attempting to create a stanley goodspeed regurgitation of nicholas cage and launch the whole convoluted mess forward with a series of high octane but disconnected misadventures br br the relevancy and logic to having george washington and his motley crew of patriots burying a king s ransom someplace on native soil and then going through the meticulous plan of leaving clues scattered throughout u s currency art work is something that director jon turteltaub never quite gets around to explaining couldn t washington found better usage for such wealth during the start up of the country hence we are left with a mystery built on top of an enigma that is already on shaky ground by the time ben appoints himself the new custodian of this untold wealth ben s intentions are noble – if confusing he s set on protecting the treasure for who and when your guess is as good as mine br br but there are a few problems with ben s crusade first up his friend ian holmes sean bean decides that he can t wait for ben to make up his mind about stealing the declaration of independence from the national archives oh yeah – brilliant idea presumably the back of that famous document holds the secret answer to the ultimate fortune so ian tries to kill ben the assassination attempt is of course unsuccessful if overly melodramatic it also affords ben the opportunity to pick up and pick on the very sultry curator of the archives abigail chase diane kruger she thinks ben is clearly a nut – at least at the beginning but true to action romance form abby s resolve melts quicker than you can say is that the hope diamond the film moves into full x file ish mode as the fbi mistakenly believing that ben is behind the theft retaliate in various benign ways that lead to a multi layering of action sequences reminiscent of mission impossible meets the fugitive honestly don t those guys ever get intelligence information that is correct in the final analysis national treasure isn t great film making so much as it s a patchwork rehash of tired old bits from other movies woven together from scraps the likes of which would make il betsy ross blush br br the buena vista dvd delivers a far more generous treatment than this film is deserving of the anamorphic widescreen picture exhibits a very smooth and finely detailed image with very rich colors natural flesh tones solid blacks and clean whites the stylized image is also free of blemishes and digital enhancements the audio is and delivers a nice sonic boom to your side and rear speakers with intensity and realism extras include a host of promotional junket material that is rather deep and over the top in its explanation of how and why this film was made if only as an audience we had had more clarification as to why ben and co were chasing after an illusive treasure this might have been one good flick extras conclude with the theatrical trailer audio commentary and deleted scenes not for the faint hearted – just the thick headed ,0
maybe it s just because i have an intense fear of hospitals and medical stuff but this one got under my skin pardon the pun this piece is brave not afraid to go over the top and as satisfying as they come in terms of revenge movies not only did i find myself feeling lots of hatred for the screwer and lots of sympathy towards the screwee i felt myself cringe and feel pangs of disgust at certain junctures which is really a rare and delightful thing for a somewhat jaded horror viewer like myself some parts are very reminiscant of hellraiser but come off as tribute rather than imitation it s a heavy handed piece that does not offer the viewer much to consider but i enjoy being assaulted by a film once and awhile this piece brings it and doesn t appologize i liked this one a lot do not watch whilst eating pudding ,1
i ve seen my fair share of badly thought out endings and final twists to films but i don t recall any film that committed outright suicide like this one did br br the film makers were clearly hoping that the great twist would surprise us all and it did but perhaps not in the way the directors had hoped i was left feeling surprised that connery harris fishburn and capshaw had anything to do with this turkey individually or collectively br br the film up until the final thirty minutes was rather engaging and i like the way the story was unfolding and the nature of the film overall but once the twist was revealed the plot holes and inconsistencies were remarkable the underlying motive for revenge was ill conceived and the ways things so neatly worked out for bobby earl was ridiculously far fetched what s worse is that once the twist was revealed the remainder of the film became excruciatingly predictable br br harris gave a terrific performance and connery is like morgan freeman in that he never gives a bad performance even if the movie ain t that great so all in all it starts well and the unfolding keeps the viewer interested the last minutes is one of the most memorable nose dives in the history of cinema ,0
i was completely bored with this film melodramatic for no apparent reason every thing just becomes so serious and people are swearing with really dumb expressions then there is a serial killer who apparently can kill one person to get the title of serial killer well the serial killer likes butterflies and is illustrated by sound effects you might hear in the dream sequence of most modern films br br why oh why i nave no idea it really really wants to be scary but i think in this universe scary equals talk a whole bunch and add dark ambient noises just for the record this is in no way is a horror film its most definitely a thriller barely really movie makers nowadays need to do their homework before making horror films or at least calling a movie a horror film it makes me say in too may words ironically acolytes you take forever to say nothing ,0
what should i say i only saw this flick for curiosity and this is truly a shame i grew up in brittany with stories of celtic legends and spent years in rennes the town in which this film is said to take place shame that not any actor nor camera from this flick ever arrived in rennes they could at least have chosen a likely town or a likely forest but nothing even seem like brittany nor rennes and calling it a film about celtic legends is really making a fool of the audience besides those details it could have been a good film but it s crap silly scenario silly characters and no originality definitely to avoid ,0
this film is so s and that is what i like so much about it it does an excellent job of conveying the feel of that odd decade the reality that russian nukes could wipe you out at any time reagan in the white house telling everybody that things were great while more and more social programs were slashed young people dropped out but not as far as their parents of the s did young people still went to school they just smoked so much dope that their sensetivities were all but dead nothing effected them not even the death of one of their classmates at the hands of one of their friends how weird is it to realize that the murder was wrong but you are not sure why watching the characters deal with the crime is fascinating and telling of a very sick society glover is great keanu is great hopper is incredible one of the most memorable movies i have ever seen ,1
i wish i could have given this a zero sure i ll admit that i also mistakenly picked this up thinking it was the spielberg version a clever marketing ploy releasing it at this time and being prominently displayed at the video store however i was willing to give it a go anyhow i wish i wouldn t have br br where do i start i have read some of the other reviews here and have to say i disagree with anyone who thinks any of the acting was good sorry even c thomas howell stunk none of the performances were any good not a one br br even if the acting was decent the dialog is terrible ginormus and dick skinners just doesn t really cut it br br now as for the story well it was terribly adapted and must have been edited by a year old the main character is constantly running into situations that are way convenient or at least appear that way due to how the film was edited together for example he is trying to get to a place called new hope to find his brother during a brief break someone just randomly hands him the directions to new hope what the hell is that when he gets to new hope he just happens to stumble onto his dying brother then there is the part where he has been traveling away from his destination for days and just happens to come across the car his wife and son were traveling in he was going in a different direction then they were how did that car end up where he was he has a black back pack that randomly appears and disappears throughout the film there are parts of the film where the characters are just waking up in the morning and then two seconds later it is night or worse yet dusk of the next day i also can t forget the main character and the preacher falling through the floor of a house for no reason we don t find out until later that an alien has landed on the house which reminds me of the moment when they are walking and suddenly find themselves standing under an alien they didn t notice what the hell the aliens are like two stories tall with huge bodies and multiple legs how could they miss it there is one point where an alien kills a random citizen supposedly by spitting some kind of junk at him but you never see the stuff fly it just appears on the guys face the special effects in general are terrible the entire movie is like a bad train wreck when we finally get to the end after this guy trying to get to dc to find his family they just appear no searching no asking questions nothing just oh there you are i am so happy the end br br i am sorry if my review rambles a bit but this movie was so bad i had a hard organizing my contempt please save yourself the time and don t watch this sneakily displayed pile of cinematic stench it is quite possibly the worst film i have ever witnessed i would rather have been getting a root canal it would have been less painful ,0
i never expect a film adaptation to follow too closely to the novel especially a beloved one like evening but when i saw that the book s author susan minot was a screenplay writer and executive producer on the film i thought that evening would be a good adaptation br br if you enjoyed the book don t bother with this movie it is so far afield of the book that the two hardly bear any resemblance to one another br br here our characters are completely different the bride is in love with harris harris is the son of the housekeeper buddy is a drunk in love with ann and or harris i don t think a single character made it from the book to the screen oh it just gets worst with every passing moment br br and really didn t we learn from bridges of madison county that cutting from the story we are meant to be enthralled in to scenes of our heroes grown children having obnoxious and juvenile fights simply does not work on film this film is a disaster skip it ,0
on one level this film can bring out the child in us that just wants to build sandcastles and throw stuff in the air just for the sake of seeing it fall down again on a deeper level though it explores a profound desire to reconnect with the land i thoroughly empathized with the artist when he said when i m not out here alone for any length of time i feel unrooted br br i considered andy goldsworthy one of the great contemporary artists i m familiar with his works mainly through his coffee table books and a couple art gallery installations but to see his work in motion captured perfectly through riedelsheimer s lens was a revelation unfrozen in time goldsworthy s creations come alive swirling flying dissolving crumbling crashing br br and that s precisely what he s all about time the process of creation and destruction of emergence and disappearing of coming out of the void and becoming the universe and back again there s a shamanic quality about him verging on madness you get the feeling watching him at work that his art is a lifeforce for him that if he didn t do it he would whither and perish br br luckily for us goldsworthy is able to share his vision through the communication medium of photography otherwise with the exception of a few cairns and walls they would only exist for one person ,1
i was excited to hear that someone had made a documentary on what it was like to be puerto rican when i heard it was rosie perez i wondered could she possibly know what it is really like to be puerto rican as far as i knew she was a nuyorican well anyway i anxiously sat with my popcorn to watch i realized min into it that my initial apprehension was right rosie perez has little knowledge about what it is like to be puerto rican this documentary is more a st hand very very personal account on what it is like to be a nuyorican and all of what that entails she like most of the nuyoricans i know have a watered down partial and sometimes twisted sense of history how could they not they live here yes all of them are proud as they should be but a lot don t know the ins and outs of the real culture history and political background or language for the most part it all became very very apparent with her participation in the vieques issue regardless of my personal take is on this issue at least i know what the hell the fight is for there is she is getting arrested for something she knew little about and only participated in because it was a puerto rican cause i really don t understand how she is not embarrassed to admit to it for those of you that are not puerto rican please view this as a partial account of a woman s journey of self discovery and acceptance do not take this as gospel a lot of it isn t even true please consider the source rosie is an actress not a historian this movie is not and should never be for other nuyoricans the base for their information instead just a step towards finding more info learning and debating what the reality is not just the one coming from this woman s eyes ,0
this is one dreary inert self important bore when the only thing that suddenly gives a film life is a hanging you know the venture is botched philip seymour hoffman plays truman capote as a narcissistic tic ridden self indulgent cartoon voiced insect like caricature why he is this way is never explained and we get scant background information the script focuses on capote s writing of in cold blood and his attachment to the damaged brothers who murdered a family of four the acclaimed writer of to kill a mockingbird harper lee catherine keener accompanies capote in his initial inquires into the crime and her presence immediately suggests a far more interesting subject for a biopic unfortunately lee is quickly sidelined in favor of endless scenes of capote bemoaning his pained existence watching him is like watching dr smith from lost in space complain about his delicate back to anybody who will listen for two hours the difference however is that smith was fun to watch while capote is not the film s precious self importance kills it as does director bennett miller s reluctance to add any kind of shading like the morose piano score the film is a one note wonder providing no contrast no emotional coloring and no intimate drama if capote really was this irritating why make a film about him and expect audiences to watch it though the supporting roles are well performed chris cooper is his usual stalwart self they serve such little dramatic purpose because ultimately it s all about capote director bennett and screenwriter dan futterman fail to emotionally engage their intended audience because they were clearly overwhelmed by the cultural baggage of capote s legend their product is stillborn oscar bait and is more evidence that one great genre pic has more truth in it than a dozen piles of oh so sincere crap like this ,0
it was a rare treat to see checking out i was touched by the characters laughed a lot at the wonderful script and was deeply moved by the genuine emotions magnificently portrayed by this ensemble cast and especially by peter falk in fact one of his scenes in the kitchen of his apartment with his children where he tells of his experience of his life his deep love for his wife and his decisions about his life going forward is so profoundly real that it is at the highest level of the best academy award winning performances he is a consummate actor who out did himself in this film the screenwriter offers a combination of literary knowledge timing a gift for dialogue and hilarious situations that had me laughing out loud in the theater i highly recommend checking out to everyone wanting to enjoy quality storytelling superbly acted ,1
i rented this film just to see amber benson though after reading the box i thought it sounded like a good story however the first problem was that there really wasn t a story or actually there was a story but it made absolutely no sense the second problem was there was no set up for these characters yes i got that they all went to school together but within the first minutes of the film you realized they had nothing else in common and didn t like each other so why did they keep getting together flaw number the director though long pauses and tight camera shots equaled suspense especially with the typical suspense music dubbed in he was sadly mistaken it was painful to watch a terrific actress like amber benson waste time trying to bring this back to life my only hope is the money she made here was put toward producing her own film ,0
there are so many reasons as to why i rate the sopranos so highly one of its biggest triumphs being the cast and character building each character unfolds more and more each series also each series has an array of different small time characters as well as the main a good example of a character who was only in three episodes who you can feel for is david the compulsive gambler played brilliantly by robert patrick every little detail builds the perfect tv series the show revolves round mob boss tony soprano james gandolfini who attempts to balance his life of crime with his role as father of two the show is not afraid to be bold and powerful with its dialogue and imagery and this is what makes it so believable whilst tony runs things with capos paulie tony sirico and silvio steve van zant his nephew christopher michael imperioli looks for a promotion every episode also features tony s other family in some way which includes his children and wife carmela soprano edie falco on top of these problems is his uncle junior soprano dominic chianese is trying to get what he can out of tony s businesses despite being under house arrest all the acting is powerful and characters complex but the two who stand out the most are james gandolfini who is tony soprano also michael imperioli who plays christopher representing the younger generation in crime if david chase had not created this masterpiece modern tv dramas of such caliber may not have existed such as the wire and dexter so the sopranos is definitely the godfather goodfellas and pulp fiction of tv,1
emilio miraglia s first giallo feature the night evelyn came out of the grave was a great combination of giallo and gothic horror and this second film is even better we ve got more of the giallo side of the equation this time around although miraglia doesn t lose the gothic horror stylings that made the earlier film such a delight miraglia puts more emphasis on the finer details of the plot this time around and as a result it s the typical giallo labyrinth with characters all over the place and red herrings being thrown in every few minutes this is a definite bonus for the film however as while it can get a little too confusing at times there s always enough to hold the audience s interest and miraglia s storytelling has improved since his earlier movie the plot opens with a scene that sees two young girls fighting before their grandfather explains to them the legend behind a rather lurid painting in their castle the legend revolves around a woman called the red queen who legend has it returns from the grave every hundred years and kills seven people a few years later murders begin to occur br br even though he only made two giallo s miraglia does have his own set of tributes it s obvious that the colour red is important to him as it features heavily in both films and he appears to have something against women called evelyn he likes castles gothic atmospheres and stylish murders too which is fine by me miraglia may be no argento when it comes to spilling blood but he certainly knows how to drop an over the top murder into his film and here we have delights involving a volkswagen beetle and a death on an iron fence that is one of my all time favourite giallo death scenes the female side of the cast is excellent with the stunning barbara bouchet and marina malfatti heading up an eye pleasing cast of ladies that aren t afraid to take their clothes off the score courtesy of bruno nicolai is catchy and even though it doesn t feature much of the psychedelic rock heard in the night evelyn came out of the grave it fits the film well the ending is something of a turn off as although miraglia revs up the gothic atmosphere it comes across as being more than a little bit rushed and the identity of the murderer is too obvious but even so this is a delightfully entertaining giallo and one that i highly recommend to fans of the genre ,1
i actually went into this film with some expectations not because i thought the film sounded particularly good but because i m a fan of italian exploitation flicks and with a cast that sees franco nero and telly savalas starring alongside oliver twist i figured it had to be interesting at least well redneck does have one or two positive things going on but for the most part it s a dull lifeless film that is as ridiculous as it is pointless the plot simply focuses on two criminals nero and savalas who kidnap a young kid oliver the twist in the tale is that the kid realises that he d have more fun if he gets accepted into the gang telly savalas and franco nero are two actors that have proved they can carry a film on their own on numerous occasions and they do have some memorable moments in this film although really for all the wrong reasons savalas in particular gives a silly portrayal of the bad criminal the plot doesn t flow badly but since nothing interesting happens that s not really a positive point and doesn t save from the film from being mediocre overall i can t recommend this film it may appeal to some for its cult value but it didn t do anything for me ,0
i ve heard that this move was put together by a bunch of high school students as a high school art or theatre project it s not too bad unless you lived near milpitas in the seventies or knew someone involved in the making of the movie this is pretty awful most of the actors are clearly not actors but locals who volunteered bob wilkins the original host of creature features on ktvu in oakland appears but only for about a minute some of the monster effects are done with stop motion animation and some with a man in a monster suit and each works okay on it s own but there is no continuity between the two watching without dialog you d assume that the movie had monsters i guess the most unsupportable aspect is that even the main characters who i assume are the kids behind the movie cannot even pretend to act these kids must have been involved in theater in some way to want to do this project but they display zero believable emotion in front of the camera ,0
this is a really interesting movie it is an action movie with comedy mixed in foxx teams up with comedian epps in this movie to give it a comedic spin it will keep you wondering whats going to happen to foxx next it was a well shot movie the director used the right colors in this movie dark blue colors to give it the right kind of feel kimberly elise also starred in this movie and it is always a pleasure to see her on the big screen she plays her role well even jamie kennedy is in this movie it s worth seeing it you haven t seen it it s definitely worth having if you are a jamie foxx fan it deserves more credit than it is actually given ,1
as horror fans we all know that blind rentals are a crap shoot sometimes we find a real gem but many times we find that the film we ve just spent our hard earned money on is nothing more than a putrid steamer made worse by the completely undeserved rave reviews and film fest awards listed on the box such is the case with five across the eyes a title i m sure is a double entendre referring to both the films budget and the compulsion anyone watching it might have to using all five fingers to stab their eyes out br br the story or at least what the ahem writers think passes for one centers on a group of teen girls who unwisely decide to go on a backwoods joyride late at night after leaving a football game and run afoul of a crazy woman who plays cat and mouse with them as punishment for what she thinks the girls found in her car after a fender bender in a gas station parking lot br br in fairness it s an interesting idea some of the best horrors have very simple story lines it s in the execution of five across the eyes that this idea falls flat the film tries to be a cross between the blair witch project with its shaky camera work and the texas chainsaw massacre in its bare bones approach to the material but succeeds at being neither what we get instead are redundant scenes of chase torture release chase torture release in that order for minutes with long interludes of bitching moaning and incoherent rambling acting as plenty of padding in between chase sequences br br the look of the film is incredibly grainy and dark which in a better made film might have enhanced the tension and the realism here it s merely annoying the characters are undeveloped and the viewer is hard pressed to find anything to sympathize with them one character stops to get a first aid kit and tend to some scrapes on her face while gunshots heard in the background indicate her friends may be getting killed another girl mutters hilariously dumb lines like don t go out there she ll get you if she gets you she ll kill you and if she kill s you you re dead br br it was an accolade from fangoria magazine and dreadcentral com listed on the box that compelled me to check this one out talk about a fake orgasm perhaps my expectations would have been met had this been in the comedy section i m all for low budget indie horror but this one takes the crap cake give five across the eyes or fate get it a pass br br razorfriendly gives fate slash out of five ,0
on june nd the city of przemysl poland is divided between german and russian when the german invades the city the nazis send the jews to a ghetto the young catholic fusia podgorska kellie martin alone with her young sister lodges and hides many jews in the attic of her house along two and half years until the end of the war hidden in silence is another good story of human sympathy in world war ii this film looks like rescuers stories of courage and is also based on a true story unfortunately the actress kellie martin performs a strong and powerful lead character but she is very weak for such a role in many dramatic situations the expression of her face is not convincing i have noted that many imdb users liked her performance but i am not sure whether they like her wonderful character or her performance indeed my vote is seven br br title brazil ocultos no medo hidden in fear ,1
this columbo episode is probably noted more for the director steven spielberg as one of his early films it should be looked at for jack cassidy s role as the murderer who kills his partner in writing to maintain his lifestyle jack cassidy would appear in a later columbo after all columbo meets his match in jack cassidy s character he is a mystery writer who plots to perform the perfect murder after his first murder his next victim would be the annoying general store owner widow who would blackmail him for money rather than losing more money he kills her it is very entertaining to watch cassidy and falk as always falk s familiarity as columbo makes him watchable after viewing this episode repeatedly over the years what television today forgets about the success of years is that people will want to watch the shows again and again if they like the characters it s not about who does it how and why it the familiarness of columbo and his likability which scores high with viewers like myself ,1
this movie is just an excuse for the writer to make a film out of failed scripts br br its characters are just an assembly of characters with cliché tragic or comic attributes the sum total of which is neurotic dialog like only woody allen could write woman love this because its like looking in the mirror so they will enjoy this film probably br br this movies was not enjoyed by me however because there was no car chase and also the film didn t have any fights there was also no drug lords or gang bangers not to mention a lack of snakes this film had no snakes not my cup of tea and maybe not yours ether so think about what i have said before you find yourself watching this film br br unless of course you resemble a female have weight issues man issues enjoy sex and the city and ally mcbeal then this is meaningful for you ,0
i had the privilege of being one of the still photographers on the set of grand champion and enjoyed every minute of the days i worked on the movie i have been in the photography business for years and have worked on movies and i can t think of a time when i enjoyed providing my craft more the kids were wonderful to work with and little emma roberts has so much energy she s a real trip she even grabbed one of my camera during the stockshow scene rehearsal and started shooting some of her images were used for pr i could have made more money working for a production with a bigger budget but i doubt i would have had the fun and been around so many great actors and the great people of west texas as i was ,1
a fabulous book about a fox and his family who does what foxs do that being stealing from farms and killing prey until a trio of farmers decide they ve had enough of this fox and try in various ways to have the problem solved they are of course out foxed at every turn and while the trio are camped out at the fox hole the family perform raids against the three farmers land br br the film version and i use the term film very loosely is more of a god awful pastiche of american heist movies particularly the oceans movies they they even have george clooney as mr fox to to add to the insult and manage to miss the point of the story quite completely so kudos to them they ll make lots of money and destroy another classic roald dahl children book ,0
i have always said that some plays by their very nature just can t be translated to film and this one is a prime example br br as a play this is a very funny farcical satire of the catholic church with a razor wit and a central character who is so shockingly unreal we have to root for her even when she starts murdering her parishioners one of whom made the fatal mistake of admitting he had not sinned since his last confession so she feels she is sending him straight to heaven br br that s just one example of how far outside of reality the play goes and in the make believe world of the theater it works however that kind of heightened reality rarely works on film and it certainly doesn t here br br director marshall brickman has assembled a fine cast who do great work but by presenting all this absurdity in a realistic fashion the comedy becomes tragedy and you are left with an empty feeling in the pit of your stomach br br seek out a production of the stage play instead you won t be disappointed ,0
this is a very low budget film set in one location in a valley shielded by the effects of radiation the cast an older man and daughter a handsome visitor a couple a tough buy and gal a drifter a donkey and a radiation affected man interact during the after effects of a nuclear blast added to this is an entity watching the women take a bath br br they all have guns some of them get shot some of them are told to have children others are murdered and others just drift away and well this is the movie harvey cormann s first film it shows a certain simplicity in movie making to avoid expensive sets actors go through curtains to enter and exit the house ie the studio the location shots filmed in the hills near hollywood are the backdrop br br i would not say this is worth going out of your way to see but interesting to see how movies with human subjects were made in the s ,0
no lifeforce is not a great movie br br it s not a good movie br br it is however an average movie with some good effects and a compelling storyline and of course mathilda may it may actually be one of my favorite sf horror flicks for the very simple reason that they try to reason their way through the science of the space vampires how often do you see that not even in alien the sf horror flick of all time does science come into the story at all in lifeforce they are trying to make reason of an unreasonable world br br now do i think it s successful no i think the movie has the issue of a massive ensemble cast that hooper is straining to keep collected and on track and that the viewers have to focus on more than one villian and there are one too many road trips br br to be honest the movie is eye candy and fun to watch but there is great potential here for a superior remake to take a hold of what hooper was trying to do and really create a strong scary sf horror movie br br if the remake does happen however i demand that mathilda may have a cameo ,1
as a native chinese i can not accept this kind of idea that some people must die for a better world i said better world because it is a lie that chinese people have been indoctrinated for thousand years br br i guess most western audience may don t know qin shihuang means the first emperor the king in this film is the most notorious tyrant in ancient china the tianxia chinese word was spoken by the king means the land and the people spoken from his mouth is totally lie from then on one after another all the king in ancient china spoke the same thing but very few of them did as what they said br br another fact is qin shihuang s empire only lasted about twenty years before it was destroyed by people br br well i do like the beautiful scenes of this movie but it can not make me accept the idea that people should die for a tyrant ,0
the opening scenes move as fluidly as frozen velveeta the attempt at dramatic dialogue only makes me wish i had better control of the fast forward control vampires are usually portrayed as sexy and intelligent or mangy disgusting creatures this vampire tries to seduce his prey by imitating a lost puppy i usually tally a body count so there was a cat which doesn t count a bum a girl who fell out of the sky with a sword in her whatever that was about and then the plot foley artists are respected for using celery to create the sound of a broken arm but using the sound of biting into an apple for a vampire biting a victim is just plain silly i liked warlock but this movie just stunk so bad that we turned it off and it was so forgettable we rented it a year later only to turn it off again ,0
broadway and film actor turned director john cassavetes from rosemary s baby creates a masterpiece with this film it stars gena rowlands john cassavetes himself ben gazzara joan blondell paul stewart zohra lampert laura johnson and there is a cameo by peter falk the premise of the film an aging stage and film actress gena rowlands re evaluates her life after an obscessed fan dies in a car accident trying to get her autograph the movie has a slow pace and a dark moody frightening quality it has a s cinematic look and it even reminded me of polanski s rosemary s baby without the supernatural horror the fears here are the ones every successful actress has she is getting old and she will become useless in her career furthermore she feels she has lived a life that lacks any true spirituality humanity and merit she has lived only for her career she has no children doesn t do charitable deeds etc the gradual disintegration of her personality is the meat of this film she is falling apart she s in a crisis gena rowlands really gets into the character s tormented psyche and acts the part quite well she is a terrific actress and this s film is a refreshing contrast to the often violent films of the period and or the disaster movies or adventure thrillers it s a movie with lots of deep seated emotion but has a cold cynical feeling as if cassavetes is criticizing the mainstream movies and actors of the s generation either that or this movie is a product of the s which was itself cynical in many aspects nixon s deception watergate vietnam etc although the production values are not great and this film is not well known it s a very haunting film with haunting moods kudos to the underrated and late director cassavetes who died in the late s ,1
i was duped as well here i was expecting all sorts of man eating pirahnas and what the hell do you get br br an hour and a half of nothing but awkward silences with some weird guy who isn t weird enough to be scary br br i thought there was no way could be too much for a movie br br damn i was sooooo wrong it was very hard to watch the whole thing br br don t fool yourself its not so good that its bad its not even that kind of movie br br its nothing an hour and a half of absolutely nothing br br piece of crap ,0
nazarin by the acclaimed surrealist bunuel is ovbviously an attack on the catholic church and its loss of values it is not a visual film and i think it would have played better on the stage bunuel takes us through this man the nazarene that lives like christ lived a true follower i e in poverty and without a care for property and what the next day bringeth some might call it a parallel to christ s story but any follower and practitioner of the word life should be like christ in a way but in essence bunuel also inquires into the ogle of man s selfishness and need to sin and how goodness may save us all it is a bold statement to make that may enliven or recite to memory the movie for some truth be told the nazarene is also selfish because he gives without wanting in return or asking for it his selfishness is his folly and the two women who follow him represent the sides of a coin with the same face on each side lots of people represent sides of a coin in this movie all with both faces the same but the movie isn t exactly memorable once it ends and one could attack many of its ethical perforations and effusions within the movie s own doctrine not top notch bunuel but a surreal dream sequence that bunuel stages whithin where the message of the movie is framed and is worth noting for it shows you the capability of the director bunuel ,1
this schlock buster should carry a government health warning if you play it in your dvd machine you are in serious risk of opening a rift in the space time continuum and disappearing without trace into it so bad is this movie br br the fact that this movie was so successful is evidence of the true desperate state of modern hollywood cinema and the continual commissioning of films that appeal to the lowest common denominator although i truly dread to think of the lowest common denominators that this film actually appeals to br br i think hollywood were just conducting some kind of proving trials when they made and screened this film i can imagine the executive boardroom meetings at the studio just how bad a film can we actually get away with making and still make loads of money holy cow i didn t realise we could go that bad woooo hooooo br br the only films worse than this that i can think of and trust me it is close are die another day rip the bond franchise as i knew it and independence day br br avoid avoid avoid ,0
this is one amazing movie you have to realize that chinese folklore is complicated and philosophical there are always stories behind stories i myself did not understand everything but knowing chinese folklore i studied them in school it is very complicated you just have to take what it gives you enjoy the movie and enjoy the ride hooray ,1
 a town called hell aka a town called bastard a british spanish co production was made on the heels of clint eastwood s success in the italian made man with no name trilogy the template used in most of these films was to hire recognizable american actors whose careers were largely in decline and dub their voices this film is no exception except for the fact that they used some british actors as well br br it s difficult to summarize the plot but here goes the story opens with rebels or whatever led by robert shaw and marin landau raiding a church and killing everyone inside including the priest fast forward to the subject town a few years later where the shaw character is masquerading as a priest the mayor of the town telly savalas is a brutal leader who thinks nothing of meting out justice with his gun br br throw into the mix a grieving widow alvira stella stevens who is searching for her husband s killer add to this the fact that she rides around in a hearse lying dead like in a coffin for god knows why after the mayor is murdered by his henchman la bomba al lettieri the town is invaded by a federale colonel landau in search of a rebel leader i m sorry but the name escapes me the colonel takes over the town and begins summarily executing the townsfolk to force them to reveal the identity of the leader br br even though they opened the film side by side its difficult to tell from the dialog that the landau and shaw characters know each other a blind man fernando rey claims he can identify the rebel leader by touching his face he does so and br br i m sure the principals regretted making this film it s just plain awful and well deserving of my dreaded rating shaw spends most of the film fixating his trademark stare at whomever is handy even landau can t salvage this film the beautiful ms stevens is totally wasted here too having just made peckinpah s the ballad of cable hogue the previous year i found it odd that she would appear in this mess of a movie savalas made several of these pictures pancho villa and horror express come to mind during he pre kojak period michael craig is also in it somewhere as a character called paco br br fernando rey appeared in many of these westerns although he would emerge to play the villain in the two french connection films al lettieri would also emerge with a role in the godfather and go on to other memorable roles before his untimely death in br br in all fairness the version i watched ran only minutes rather than the longer running times of or minutes listed on imdb however i can t see where an extra or minutes would make much difference br br avoid this one ,0
nynke is a classy filmed movie in the same style as the oscar winning film character but this comparison immediately urges me to add that the latter was quite more exciting br br sure nynke is a beautiful historic costume drama with fantastic acting by monic hendrickx in which you witness the personal growth of nynke van hichtum in her marriage to pieter jelles troelstra the subtitle of this movie is a lovestory so it starts and ends with their marriage br br but that is where the director makes a crucial mistake nynke s exciting independent life started when the marriage ended she wrote several children s books and travelled around the world what a great life she has lived but pieter verhoeff puts nynke back in the trammels of convention that depressed her and that she struggled out of the thought that her life extended just her marriage to troelstra being no one else but the mother of their kids br br let s all hope for nynke ii ,1
woody harrelson and wesley snipes team up as hustlers on the basketball court okay that sounds all right there it leaves lots of room for good comedy and a good story but no such event took place in the many following boring minutes of this pathetic attempt of a film this movie became redundant retarded and ridiculous after the first twenty seconds had gone by woody harrelson played one of my favorite t v characters woody from cheers and i was looking forward to seeing him in this movie but after seeing his acting performance i have come to the conclusion that he should stay playing dumb country hicks who bartend his acting was as dull and poor as the movie another actor in this unreal film was rosie perez i have liked movies with perez before but i have decided that the reason i have enjoyed other works in her career was that she was not a main character and didn t have that many speaking lines do the right thing but now in white men can t jump she was made a central character with many lines thus meaning that the audience has to put up with her incredibly annoying and whining voice so after seeing this film term used loosely and hearing rosie perez for much more than appreciated i can now say that i m a white man and i m getting ready to jump off a twenty story apartment building ,0
the love letter starring kate capshaw tom everett scott tom selleck ellen de generes gloria stuart blythe danner jessica capshaw alice drummond bill buell erik jensen margaret ann brady walter covell patrick donnelly lucas hall christian harmony christopher nee breanne smith marilyn rockafellow sasha spielberg jack black director peter chan screenplay maria maggenti br br based on the novel the love letter by cathleen schine director peter chan s film version released in was not a big box office draw not even for a romantic movie with some comedy elements while it was not as popular in theaters it soon became a beloved film on cable television and on vhs dvd set in a seaport town in the good old usa i forget the exact location this is the story of a mysterious passionately written love letter who sparks emotions and confusion among the principal characters each who think the letter is personally addressed to them by the end of the film we don t know who the lover or the beloved is but the power of the letter has altered the lives of nearly everyone in the small town the cast is made up of wonderful actors who have fared well on tv and film among them kate capshaw in the lead role of middle aged beauty helen a bookstore owner comedienne ellen degeneres as her friend employee janet hall young hottie tom everett scott as johnny the young something guy who falls for the older hellen and an older tom selleck as the firefighter george matthias who must compete with johnny for helen s affections there are cameo roles by veteran old hollywood actress gloria stuart who is best known to modern audiences as the elderly rose in titanic and a cameo by kate capshaw s own daughter with husband steven spielberg jessica capshaw the love triangle is between a middle aged woman an older man and a young man each of whom feel as passionately for helen as the writer of the mysterious letter the conflict lies in helen s indecision will she choose the right person which man has the most to offer her johnny is in a relationship with a girl his age who loves him with a passion all her own and is in fact a kind of reminder of what helen was like at her age george is in the process of divorcing his wife and has lived a worldly and eventful life a cultured intellectual he takes helen on an opera date where the tragic death of puccini s ultra italian heroine tosca moves helen to explosive tears there are lots of beautiful vistas of the charming coastal town rendered beautifully by cinematographer tami reiker the score is a paradise of romantic and lovely songs i ve never been in love before i m in the mood for love and only the lonely ellen degeneres as janet hall who is consistently late to her job at helen s bookshop who endlessly dates men without being able to find the right guy is simply wonderful she has not lost her comedic flair even though at this point in her career she was not appearing much on tv or film because only about two years before her hit mid s tv show ellen was cancelled because of her coming out as a lesbian and the new lesbian subject matter of the show here you even find comedian jack black long before he made it big in the bit part of a fisherman this is a moving film about human emotions and making decisions that are significant about the human need for a passionate consuming love and the general love of escapism brought not only through books letters and music but through a genuinely loving and secure relationship this is a great film with wonderful moments and an infectious romantic spirit ,1
ordinarily i wouldn t waste the time on reviewing a film like human pork chop the version not to be confused with the earlier film of the same title which is probably better known in the west as the untold story but since the reviews already here are quite vague as to what it actually consists of i figured i d best post something more detailed so as no one actually gets tempted as i was into buying it because of the film s mystique i honestly would just say stay away br br major spoilers are contained below br br human pork chop i was expecting to be like a chinese interpretation of the popular japanese guinea pig films anyone who s watched enough of that series can see where its makers are coming from there s a strong sense of humour running throughout it you can t watch the ludicrous he never dies without laughing and the making of guinea pig is a fabulous turning of the whole thing on its head proving it was just made with some glee by fairly good natured gorehounds all the gp films have a punk rock diy shot on video aesthetic occasional flashes of genuine artistry mermaid in a manhole an angry political agenda and a warped deranged zeal that sets them in a league of their own br br human pork chop has none of the above br br it s shot on mm film with disarmingly good production values it s gruelling minutes long and it s utterly devoid of anything redeeming the plot tells in flashback at a police interviewing of the suspects of the systematic torture death and eventual dismemberment of grace a heroin addicted streetwalker who is kidnapped and brutalised by her pimp and his henchmen when she steals money from him br br despite its fleeting attempts at being a morality play the film possesses a detached inhumane feel to it and one can t help but dwell on the mindsets of those behind it although it half heartedly paints grace as an innocent victim the mean spirited nature of its screenplay and the protagonist s constant vicious dialogue veers towards a shocking utterly unwelcome she deserves it point of view which makes the whole thing almost impossible to watch far more time is spent detailing grace s degradation and when her captors are eventually deemed guilty and jailed it seems like a hurried afterthought on behalf of the writers who ve long since stopped caring less br br what makes it boggling as to why anyone would want to watch such a film is that even the kind of people who do really get off on mindless sex and violence in the movies would be severely missing out the torture is just a continuous stream of kickings slappings verbal abuse psychological abuse and then increasingly bizarre displays of power on behalf of the captors use grace s heroin addiction to make her do their bidding and when i say that don t get me wrong incidentally unlike guinea pig with it s frequent barrage of nudity that gives an almost teenage feel of mock titillation to the proceedings in spite of the ultraviolence human pork chop has no such sexual overtones there isn t any actual nudity in the film and the violence is performed purely out of malice by the odious protagonists who early in the film are seen stuffing a dog into a bag and banging it against a brick wall don t worry not real just a cheap special effect br br the only actual bloodshed in the film is towards the end when they dismember grace s body and boil the bones all very poor special fx nowhere near guinea pig level and by that stage you ll probably be already feeling too miserable and sick to even care what s going on br br the film is depressingly bleak and uncompromising along a similar line to buddy giovinazzo s combat shock and i guess could even be compared at a push both movies deal with the gradual physical decline of an individual who exists in a nightmarish environment devoid of any social or morally redeemable characters and both movies climax in a particularly visceral manner with the individual s inevitable inescapable doom br br in fairness neither glamourises it s violence whereas guinea pig could easily be accused of this but one can t help but wonder where the place is for a film like this it fails to many any real points in its frank presentation of such brutality and with a leaden pace a virtually non existent plot line and the aforementioned lack of any entertainment value i just can t understand what would encourage anyone to watch something like this i only made it to the end purely for the purpose of being able to review it fairly which i hope i ve now done br br overall score of of welcome to the bottom of the barrel ,0
fun entertaining movie about wwii german spy julie andrews falling in love with american pilot rock hudson while trying to get secrets from him for some reason this was attacked by critics and shunned by the public in i can t see why it s beautifully shot has wonderful costumes and interiors and exciting aerial dogfights also it has andrews doing a strip tease strictly pg material and singing a beautiful song whistling in the dark the movie does have problems andrews and hudson did not get along during the shooting of this and it shows their love scenes lack spark and they have zero sexual chemistry still they turn in ok performances the film is a little long even in the min director s cut i saw and gets way too dark and serious at the end still worth catching try seeing the directors cut the other one runs half an hour longer ,1
compared to director kevin connor s later arabian adventure this is a masterpiece however that s not saying much in fact at the earth s core is a silly fantasy adventure in which peter cushing who appears to be on something strong and some other actor whom i don t know use a giant digging machine called the iron mole dig their way down to the earth s core only to find that the inside of the earth is pink and populated by ape like creatures who have enslaved the humans there s also a giant bird that controls the apes by means of telepathy and we get to see it blink its eyes in closeup throughout the film most importantly cushing and what s his name also encounter the lovely caroline munro in the subterranean caves and here s what i ve really got against this little flick why oh why is it that whenever munro s in a movie she only gets approx minutes of screen time in the spy who loved me maniac dracula ad golden voyage of sinbad always she s in the background how can kevin connor possibly think that we d rather listen to peter cushing s fake accent and look at some ridiculous ape man whose voice sounds like a scratched cd than gaze at the beautiful munro i don t get it please somebody direct a movie where this english brunette is on screen all the time ,0
the movie is basically a boring string of appalling clichés which do not offer a real cross cultural insight the middle eastern leg of the journey is described in a particularly irritating way there obviously are mud brick villages dirt tracks in the middle of the desert women clad in black robes and belly dancers i wonder how camels and date palm trees were missing from the whole picture the personality of the two main characters is very clumsily sketched and many situations are hardly credible br br the original idea might have been interesting but at the end of the day if you are looking for cultural insight you should skip this movie ,0
we are not in the fairy tale of the naked emperor we may confess the truth of what we see without being stupid confess that this show is in many aspects just incomprehensible and that it is clear that much of it was created out of pure intuition without real concept br br well obviously many people like such stuff i don t i prefer well thought and planed shows and i also confess that the show is much to serious for my taste and boring those love and drug stories there are so many exciting soaps with lot of suspense dallas e g but twin peaks can t catch my attention i don t care about those people except cooper and gordon cole ,0
there s considerable amount of money behind this production so the look of it is very good it includes some interesting appearances by gilbert roland eddie burns and a brief cameo at the beginning by christopher lee there are a few exciting gunfights and a humorous bit or two the satire on django the man with no name and sabata is amusing especially when they are given the names of failed presidents of the mexico revolution br br the trouble is there isn t any purpose in satirizing the spaghetti western as is attempted here the key element in the spaghettis is irony which easily blends into comedy in fact the source of all spaghetti s is kurosawa s yojimbo which is universally recognized as one of the great black comedies of all time and most spaghettis easily slipped over the edge into real comedy of a very sophisticated variety perhaps the best evidence of this is found in the trinity films which are both openly spaghettis and openly slap stick comedy so why bother satirizing a genre that by its very nature satirizes itself consequently i found the whole enterprise essentially unconvincing none of these characters were people i would ever care about the story was generically cliché and the production values only reflected the money involved not the passion of the director over all a banal and futile effort to cash in on the phenomenon it mocks ,0
i had two reasons for watching this swashbuckler when it aired on danish television yesterday first of all i wanted to see gina lollobrigida and here i wasn t disappointed she looked gorgeous second of all through reading about the film i had gotten the impression that it featured absurd humor not unlike that which can be found in philippe de broca s films on this account however i was sadly disappointed i found the jokes predictable apart from a few witty remarks on the topic of war and the characters completely one dimensional also the action scenes were done in a strangely mechanical and uninspired fashion with no sense of drama at all i kept watching until the end but i got bored very quickly and just sat there waiting for the scenes with lollobrigida ,0
many people have said that this movie was not a good movie at a horror perspective i agree it was not very scary it did have some gruesome ways of torture yes hooks going where they shouldn t but not scary but it was a good movie at a comedic stand point i thought it was hilarious such bad acting from dee snider with his stupid theological questioning and every second word he said came out as what is define then the angry mob at his house with one of them holding a sign saying we re not gonna take it which is a song from his band twisted sister but i think the part that made me laugh the most was the one guy s wife that was dead and dee snider was holding her up and making her dance when i saw that i broke out in tears so i would not recommend this for avid horror lovers but for those who love horror for its comedy i recommend this movie ,1
spoilers abound you have been warned br br i was thoroughly disappointed this being my first street fighter movie i have seen i dare not go near the joke yet very little grabs your attention in street fighter zero alpha as opposed to most japanimation the fights are hilariously done over board shun versus zangief was a laugher and the dramatization is far too moody especially toward the end when ryu has to control everything in his fight against his brother br br the main street fighter ryu has been weakening to a far darker version inside of himself frustrations in controlling this darkness are further complicated by the sudden arrival of a younger brother a shady street fighting tournament is held with more than just fighting on the promoter s mind br br what is with the artist s drawing of feet any anime drawn above the stomach is impressive the story s soft nature makes the street fighter genre far too intelligent and places far more emphasis on a character shun that is not even a fighter in the video game a character study on more than just the core stars of the original street fighter is completely ignored how many times did you catch rolento adon guy street fighter zero lacks the imagination of the video game ,0
i really appreciate what jung won had done before his death everything i want to say that his choice for love is unselfish if he chose da rim that will be good for him but da rim will need more time to recover from his death obviously he does not want to let it happen as he did in the film he chose giving up so it was just temporary agony for da rim br br as comparison my life without me is very different their behavior shows big difference between eastern culture and western culture i cannot say which is better every one can has right to choose that is totally up to you life is equal for everybody we can live only once any choice is acceptable if only you think it is fit for you br br in truth the slow pace of the film cannot be the excuse for rejecting the movie just calm down you will get more from the movie br br one of the best korean movies i ever watched ,1
there needs to be a option for bilge like this br br it was painful to watch but strangely compelling all the same compelling because it seemed unbelievable that a movie could actually suck this much i kept thinking it must get better it got worse and worse br br how on earth were people conned into producing such a categorical piece of junk i ll never know the most surprising thing of all though is all these reviews i see of people actually loving the movie yes the acting was good but the movie was very very very bad worst movie ever ,0
this movie has a few things going for it right off the bat having dani filth as a lead actor is automatically going to make some people like this movie admittedly i love cradle of filth and listened to the soundtrack to this movie long before i watched it dani filth is a very recognizable character and makes for a great lead the independent filming style of the movie is great for the creepy factor there are some gorgeous actresses in this movie for being low budget the special effects weren t bad either the ways that people died were very creative and nightmarish br br now on to the cons there is very little talking throughout this whole movie thus making for very little as far as character development it s hard to fear for the lives of limp static characters when there was a little talking the f bomb was abundant popping up in random places yes i understand people swear but it seems like a preteen boy scripted this and thought himself cool for including all the language the storyline what i could make out of it was pretty good although many parts are left dangling and the lack of conversation leaves one often wondering what s happening br br in the end cradle of fear is like a porno for people who love sex and violence but like a porno trying to pull of a storyline it just doesn t work too well rent it though if you re a morbid person looking to sate your blood and flesh appetite ,0
sheesh what a dreadful movie dodgy camera work a script with more corn than kellogg s and acting so hammy you could open a pig farm with it br br to cap it all it doesn t know which audience to aim at we have cornel wilde or is that corny wilde getting on his soap box about the hazards of smoking any time someone lights a cigarette dear oh dear and in another awkward scene we have the baddie lobo forcing his ahem if you will male friend to do a striptease dressed in a bikini try explaining that one to the kids br br throw in an overly contrived treasure island cum jaws type storyline and the result is a film so unintentionally funny it s enjoyable i shouldn t expect a special edition dvd any time soon though ,0
in all truth this really isn t a movie so much as an extended final episode by this i mean that had you not followed the tv series homicide life on the street i suspect that you would have a hard time following this made for tv movie having said that homicide the movie is still a great watch i think it says a lot about a television production that every single cast member would return many after years of absence to once again portray their characters and bring closure to an incredible program the movie brings out that sense of family not only amongst the characters but amongst the actors as well it s all very bitter sweet knowing that this will be the last time we will see them all together again under the title of homicide story wise i found this film somewhat lacking giardello s mayoral candidacy seems particularly contrived and i felt his shooting could ve been dealt with within the parameters of his regular position as leiutenant also det bayliss s extreme plot twist which was left hanging at series end is finally resolved but i for one never felt that it needed to be i enjoyed being left with a mystery let us recall that the very first episode s first case also went unsolved for the entire series run as a devoted fan of the tv series i can love this movie and the fact that it even got made after h lots had been canceled but i would not recommend it to anyone who hasn t had the slightest exposure to the series now if they d just release it on dvd ,1
 tourist trap is a genuinely spooky low budget horror film that will surely satisfy horror fans it contains extremely strange atmosphere and there are some quite unnerving moments of total dread and fear some scenes are downright bizarre for example there is one scene when chuck connors sits down to have dinner with a mannequin that comes to life and starts conversing with him before its head falls off there is very little gore but the violence is quite strong for pg rated horror film the mannequins look very sinister and the climax is horrifying david schmoeller returned to make several other genre films including crawlspace puppet master and netherworld still tourist trap is definitely his best horror film so if you want to be scared give this little gem a look out of ,1
kurosawa is a proved humanitarian this movie is totally about people living in poverty you will see nothing but angry in this movie it makes you feel bad but still worth all those who s too comfortable with materialization should spend hours with this movie ,1
this was filmed back to back with the re make of conan doyle s famous novel the lost world and it shows br br the film starts promisingly enough with a ruthless organization intending to exploit the lost world and challenger et al returning to defend the prehistoric plateau but then things go downhill everybody is stranded on the plateau and we re left with a feeble boring over length rehash of the first film br br the dinosaurs who are hardly ever seen are just laughable are we expected to take that cuddly toy that s supposed to be an ankylosaur seriously and the tyrannosaur seems rooted to the spot br br do yourself a favor and get hold of the silent version of the lost world unbelievably in this age of cgi and other advanced effects the twenties version is the best and will remain so until somebody finally decides to do a decent re make ,0
i saw this film in my cinema class i am glad that i did not pay to see it i came into it with an open mind and was even a little excited i really enjoy ed norton and evan rachel wood and the rest of the cast was interesting i just never connected with this movie the acting was great the cinematography was interesting but the storyline or rather lack thereof was a problem there was no central connecting theme to the movie was it a romance between norton and wood well no not really was it a western kind of but no i m all for twists in movies i recently saw brick and loved it but the place that this movie went was just too out there it was so weird and if i weren t required to have sat through the whole film i would have walked out the writing wasn t terrible but it was just all over the place by the time this movie ended i was just left terribly confused and wishing that it had ended sooner there was just something about this film that didn t resonate i understand more offbeat films like fight club but i just did not care about the characters at all ,0
do yourself a favor and stay away from this film minus billion out of if you want hard boiled action don t rent it if you want a good independent film look elsewhere br br i never thought i d see burt reynolds in such a crappy movie it has the thinnest plot line ever van damm flicks should win an academy compared to this one br br rob lowe once again prove why he is not the hottest actor in the world even hasselhoff would have made a better drug addict than him i do not want to bore you with more facts about this crappy movie except to say that you are better off renting anything by hulk hogan or dolph lundgreen this should prove my point if you get my drift br br ,0
how poor is this movie well i got it less than two months ago and can hardly remember what it was about br br i also paid a £ for this on dvd the old story of put a new cover on the box and some fool will buy it syndrome all i really recall it that the cast ran around a lot use of cars must have been too above the budget and that a vampire was involved then again guess you could know that from the film s title br br straight to video rubbish or straight to cheap jack dvd as it is now this stuff will be in the bargain bins at rental shops supermarkets and charity shops until the death of the sun only cockroaches will rule the earth but this trash will still be around god bless the dawn of the dvd age ,0
 beyond the clouds is an over the top artsy group of four vignettes each a offering a glimpse into a man woman relationship from the tenuous to the turbulent although the film offers superb cinematography some exquisite visual beauty and a cast of fine performers there s little meat on the bones of this fragmented work a taste of a relationship cannot impart the fullness of it and synergism suggests that much more can be accomplished with one story in hours than with four nonetheless beyond the clouds will be fodder for dilettantes and a visual feast for the all albeit superficial stilted and lacking in substance ,1
this movie was made for fans of dani and cradle of filth i am not one of them i think he s just an imitator riding the black metal bandwagon still i m generally not a fan of black metal but as i was carrying this dvd case to pay for it i convinced myself that the less authentic something is the more it tries to be convincing thus i assumed i m in for a roller coaster ride of rubber gore and do it yourself splatter with a sinister background now that is what i do like br br i got home and popped it in my patience lasted minutes awful camera work and disgusting quality and that was then that it looked like it was shot using a hi camcorder i left it on the shelf maybe a nice evening with beer and bmovies would create a nice setting for this picture br br after a couple of months i got back to it in mentioned surroundings and saw half then not only the mentioned aspects annoyed me my disliking evolved i noticed how funny dani m height looked in his platform shoes ripping a head of a mugger apart yes ripping his head apparently had no skull i also found that this movie may have no sense still i haven t finished it yet so i wasn t positive br br after a couple more tries i finally managed to finish this flick a couple of months back yes it took me years so dani in fact was funny as satan manson super evil man s helper and the movie did not make sense see our bad person employs dani to do bad things he delivers why well i guess he s just very very bad as a matter of fact they both are and that is pretty much it br br we have a couple of short stories joined by dani s character my favourite was about a guy who steals someone s leg because he wants to use it as his own yeah exactly br br the acting s rock bottom the cgi is the worst ever i mean stinger beats it and boy is stinger s cgi baaaaad the story has no sense and the quality is let s just say it is not satisfying the only thing that might keep you watching is the unmotivated violence and gore blood and guts are made pretty well why you can actually see that the movie originated there and then moved on example dani the man filth takes a stuffed cat fake as can be and guts it and then eats what fell out why we never know we do know however that this cat must have been on illegal substances as his heart is almost half his size br br you might think after my comment that this movie is so bad it s good but it s just bad cradle of filth fans can add points i added one for gore ,0
this usually all sounds a lot better in my head so forgive me for rambling i m hardly tarantino s biggest fan and will try not to stoop to calling him a hack which is quite hard i don t like to mock or critique a movie before seeing it so with cautious hesitation i walked to the cinema today to watch inglorious basterds br br now to call it a rip off of a rip off would be unfair here tarantino is happy enough to take the title from enzo castellari s less than spectacular dirty dozen clone but not it s plot points that he takes from all other genre of movies inglorious opens with a nazi officer and his lengthy interrogation against a farmer who is hiding jews in his basement this is such an anti climax in that it s dialogue is stale and outcome signposted a mile off of course one of the hidden jews makes her escape but more of her later we the obviously easily pleased audience are treated to the introduction of lt aldo raine ha ha that name almost sounds like b movie king aldo ray ha ha quentin keep those tributes coming and this character is played by none other than brad dallas pitt sorry dallas was about the only good thing he s ever starred in and with jaw jutting mr jolie treats us to a hound dogged southern drawled smirking nazi killer meanwhile mr tarantino forgets that actual grown ups may be in attendance so assumes that the teenyboppers won t have heard of the dirty dozen br br raines platoon consists of john cassavettes looking blood thirsty jewish soldiers all looking to get the big payback on adolf hitler tarantino in all his superior knowledge pays special attention to two of these men by casting his long time best buddy and fellow homage sycophant eli roth as the baseball bat wielding bear jew the other man is called hugo stiglitz and i ll wager more than half the qt fan boys had never heard this name before this movie keep up the good work tarantino you ve managed about or hommages so far in the first minutes keep adding them and it may detract from the plot or lack of br br anyhow cutting a long and extremely boring and protracted story short both raine and his men the inglorious basterds and the sole survivor from chapter one both have separate plots to kill hitler at the showing of a nazi propaganda movie in a french cinema owned by the fore mentioned survivor now grown up br br more boring and pointless conversations follow two and fro as pitt mugs away at an audience past caring and any genuine suspense leading to the assassination of the most deadly tyrant of all time is thrown away by the directors insistence of placing a s david bowie song in a wwii movie br br my problems and there are many with this movie is the re occurring problem i have with most tarantino product he rarely knows when to either start or stop i don t need homage after homage to get the joke whatever it may be i knew of inglorious bastards enzo castellari aldo ray hugo stiglitz and the ultimate crime of the entire movie ennio morricone s haunting score from revolver i go to the cinema to see the stars if the best you can do is the dire barad pitt i ll assume you mr tarantino are the main draw here i don t want the audience directing the movie i pay to see your vision your ideas your creativity not how you can patchwork time and time again endless scenes from endless movies it s high time the fan boys on imdb employed some tough love on your idol god knows if you don t the studios should br br the tired old argument with tarantino worshippers is well if you can do better do so let me tell you if i was a year old director with the unfortunate pull qt has i d want to offer you a lot more than a warmed up muddled re hash of better wwii movies than this tripe the directors he attempts to emulate made movies so bad by accident or due to budgetary constraints it s a cop out time and time again to hear his fans campaign his lack of imagination as art i m sure he s capable of better but after giving him the benefit of the doubt once more and not to mention and a half hours of my life maybe he isn t ,0
errol flynn s greatest movie not just a sports movie with a wonder last minutes where ward bond shines don t miss it just because you think its an old movie its a classic that could be easily missed do yourself a favour and don t ,1
first i want to clarify that the average user s inability to appreciate imagination is appalling what makes this show so unique is the hyper reality it creates you don t need to know why ned can bring people back from the dead or why it can only be for a minute where has the wonderment of childhood whimsical tales gone much like a wrinkle in time br br i say it is refreshingly original because it is a polar opposite to the masses of lay it all out television that leaves no room for imagination or wonder br br it s nice to add a bit of escapism to the television experience br br the hyper reality is my favorite aspect of the show the s esque setting the innocent and rare characters and the scenery and physical setting which are not meant to be taken as pure reality br br this show masks the morbid nature of death while others embrace it while entertaining other television shows have taken a back shelf to this series it truly has restored a sense of curiosity imagination and wonder to television br br pushing daisies quickly made it to the top of my list ,1
this is a very bad western mainly because it is historically inaccurate it looks as if it were shot on a back lot in california instead of where jack slade lived and died idaho colorado territories and montana it fictionalizes everything that is known about this mysterious bad man good man the script is horrible there is very little direction and lousy acting dorothy malone is completely wasted as his wife mark steven never seems to know how to portray this mysterious jack slade in real life jack slade was a very good stage line superintendent he was feared by his local townsmen for his hard drinking when drunk he would start fights and cause other problems in virginia city montana to insure that he could never terrorize them again vigilantes lynched jack slade after he ignored their warning to leave town immediately this is a horrible movie i can not recommend anyone to watch this movie other than to see how hollywood butches history at will even to this day ,0
if there was a zero rating i would give it to this movie today was the second time i tried to watch it and i still couldn t make it through from beginning to end i can t believe the multiple stars given by others can only assume they either know the actors or are a publicist in disguise the acting is atrocious all around the script is blah the kid playing nichole shows zero emotion even when she s being threatened the southern accent from the actress playing amber s mom is laughable i m from georgia and have friends from texas believe me nobody talks like that none of her emotions seemed real in any scene the subject matter is very serious and deserves much better treatment ,0
i would rate this film high on my list of ingrid bergman films ingrid s beauty aside her talent is evident in scene after scene she was sad mean witty br br snobbish flirtatious delightfully funny loving tender sorrowful distressed happy etc you name it she was all those things and more and so br br convincing ingrid plays a notorious woman clio who comes back to new br br orleans and falls for a texas gambler gary cooper clint i especially loved the scene where they are sitting at the dining table saying nothing just staring at each other she in an elegant white gown and he in a handsome white cowboy br br outfit sitting there looking at her adoringly what chemistry what love ,1
how do stories this bad get made that s not a question it is a statement br br here are my problems with the film br br much of the story development was predictable and boring my emotions ran pretty much in a flat line throughout there wasn t really much to draw the viewer into the film br br the characters were decidedly uncharismatic one was a loon another was confusing and the third was pretty damned boring there was absolutely zero reason to be drawn to these people even though i knew it wouldn t happen i kept hoping that they would run into someone else someone more interesting br br the physical environment was uncomfortable for me a trailer in the desert the desert is a place that most people would prefer not to visit how is it that these three people end up in the desert br br and in the same desert did the writer really expect me to believe that the last three people on earth would manage to find each other within the span of a few weeks out in that desert br br was it really necessary for ms ryan to be in two scenes that required a swimsuit hey she looks great but it was pretty gratuitous br br okay so if i thought it was so bad why did i give it a i am trying to be as objective as possible even though i found alan annoying i have to say that david arnott did a very credible job of portraying a neurotic nerd the character reminded me of a few of albert brooks more annoying roles jeri ryan tried to do something with sarah but it just wasn t written very well okay so she was supposed to be a confused dysfunctional woman but why what did it add to the story her mood swings left me feeling like i was being jerked hard one way and then another and then another br br i don t often walk out on films but this one had me contemplating it several times stiff predictable boring proceed at your own risk br br my cents ,0
the little mermaid is one of my absolute favorite disney movies i m sorry to say however that disney completely messed up when they made this sequel i ll admit it has some good points to it the songs aren t bad and the animation is clean and clear there is some humor i m sure i don t remember because after watching it i immediately banned it from appearing before my eyes again the worst point of this movie is the plot in this movie ariel becomes her father she forbids her daughter to go near the sea yes out of fear just as she was forbidden to go near the land i personally think that given her past ariel would maintain some of her headstrong ways and not treat her daughter like she herself was treated br br besides this fact ursula was replaced by a non scary pathetic sort of sea witch the underfed forgotten sister who is more comical than scary she too has some little underling to do her bidding but she s not scarier or worse than ursula ursula spoiled us with her believability for badness this sea witch is a joke br br to make matters worse flounder is a fat deep voiced father no longer the cute guppy we all know and love and eric s voice is not even done by the same actor something that always annoys me in a remake sequel his voice difference was very obvious to me by the way i felt that the only reason this movie was made was so that disney could catch a few fast dollars something i hate to think about a corporation i actually really do enjoy i felt that this plot lacked imagination i know that this act child following in the footsteps of a parent happens but ariel was different that was what we loved so much about her she had a dream she fell in love and she made that dream come true until she appeared in this movie that is then she became just like the other adults this isn t the ariel i know and i don t like her br br i know of some children who have enjoyed this film and i know some adults who didn t mind it either but for me and for all of you out there who have the utmost love for ariel please don t see this movie the ariel we know dies within resurrected only for a song or two and one final scene that actually isn t bad where she accepts the water back again although she takes very little part in the ending regardless ,0
citizen x tells the story of andrei chikatilo the ripper of rostov who killed people in years time mainly women and children it shows how the investigation was obstructed by soviet bureaucracy how hard it was to investigate the crimes it does the job in such a brilliant way that it will leave no one untouched in the beginning it s perhaps a little bit slow of pace but it really grabs you as the story unfolds i can only say that next to the silence of the lambs this is by far the best movie about a serial killer i ve ever seen br br it is very hard to say which actor s performance stands out above the rest in this movie stephen rea is really brilliant as the inexperienced forensic expert who is put in charge of the investigation donald sutherland s performance as his cynical superior and the only person in the russian government willing to help him is as outstanding as rea s and what to say about jeffrey dumann playing the serial killer dumann brilliantly created a character who inspires empathy rather than hatred yes he is a monster but he is also a sad figure oppressed and ridiculed by his wife his boss his co workers he is tortured ashamed as well as extremely vicious br br i can only recommend this movie to everybody who s interested in a well made docu drama where the actors are still more important than the special effects it deserves at least a perhaps even more if you ask me ,1
really awful lead actor did ok the film plot etc was completely crap and inaccurate it may as well have been a sequel to well anything it had little or no relevance to carlitos way and should be avoided like the plague by any carlito s ways fans no mention of gail in fact he ends up with some other bird no mention of klienfelt no mention of how he got caught no mention of how he ended up in jail they attempted to make it like the original with flash backs at the beginning but to be honest when rating it i was looking for a zero mark unfortunately i had to rate it higher br br its a terrible attempt to cash in on what was one of the best films of the s overall it was approximately £ and hours of my life wasted for all the action in it it was truly boring slow and predictable again to any carltio s way fans avoid this fiasco ,0
okay so i have come a long way from houston by now but whenever i see this movie i am taken back to a little cowgirl s dream to one day ride the bull at gilley s it burned down before i was of drinking age br br if you grew up in in east texas then you know this movie is an accurate depiction of contemporary life at that time if you didn t then trust me and watch the movie either you will join the many who love it and at the same time strangely repulsed or at the very least you can make fun of the red necks there is plenty material for poking fun this movie doesn t try to be p c what was that in the s or hide the white trash element and it is honest to the time and place br br gotta be a for me ,1
this is one of the first films i can remember or maybe the first one exactly the beautiful kind of film than introduce a kid sweetly into the world of violence and addictions were we live a little bit of babe casino and constantine all this well mixed into a carton and we get this i don t know if its truly rated for kids but i think it was very cool very funny and interesting i hate when a film spescially a carton can have a good end and its ruining because every character must have a happy end even if it sounds weird im not a bitter person but this was ok he simply goes heaven and they let it in that way br br all this is just a critic its a good movie an something new very touching and i gotta go,1
seriously i m amazed at all the good feedback this show has here all we have in this show is two stupid kids who keep doing an annoying laugh and they do occasional funny things only in like of the shows while most of the others sucked as then they comment on music videos which i cannot stand personally while they either love or like br br in most episodes the only things you will hear are the repitive let s go score with some chicks or i ll kick your ass beavis or the better yet and usually used quote that was cool and above all their annoying laugh br br if you want a good animated show try the simpsons ren and stimpy south park this show is just not worth the time or energy it takes to watch this awful mtv series truthfully ,0
i must confess that i was completely shocked by this film for one i went to see it on a whim expecting something mediocre but given this the most shocking thing was that this was in a populist american cinema at all this is british comedy at its finest dark quirky and funny in ways that american films just never are i must stop short however of recommending this wholeheartedly to anyone i went to see it with several people some english some european and some american and while some of us loved it mainly from the first two groups some hated it and found it worthless if you think you re into this kind of thing then go if not don t ,1
given the title and outlandish box art i was ready for just about anything perhaps my expectation were forced just a bit to high because i was left a little dry br br a film crew working on a soft core sex movie end up at a strange house when they get lost in the fog and decide the best way to spend the evening is to have sex where hasn t this set up been used before the difference here is the uber perverse nature of the sex not allowed to show all the goods groin shots were illegal in japan for a long time what is shown is fogged out the movie tries as hard as it can to show the viewer just how unnatural sex can be br br amidst all the kinky goings on a mud monster whose origin i can t fathom shows up and begins murdering the men and raping the women then murdering them too some of the sights are a bit much most notably a woman having her intestines pulled out through her vagina or another woman spitting out a mouthful of stuff but otherwise the gore is pretty standard fare br br ultimately the film is pulled down by it s own designs it s too over sexed to be a strait horror picture and too gruesome to work as a sex flick the mediums can work but there need to be a balance br br ,0
in his first go as a hollywood director henry brommell whips an enthralling yarn that is all of penetrating relatable marital issues with melancholic authenticity and lacing such with an equally absorbing subplot of a father son hit man business the film is directed astutely and consists of a wonderfully put together cast as well as a swift family conscious screenplay also by brommell that brings life to an otherwise fatigued genre as a bonus panic delivers subtle acerbic humor—an unexpected undeniably charming and very welcome surprise—through its bumbling unsure of himself low key star whose ever cool state is enticing especially given his line of work br br the forever great william h macy again captures our hearts as alex a unhappy torn middle aged husband and father who finds solace in the most dubious of persons a young attractive equally messed up year old named sarah neve campbell whom he meets in the waiting room at a psychologist s office where he awaits the therapy of dr josh parks john ritter to discuss his growing eagerness to quit the family business that his father donald sutherland built alex whose lust to lead a new life is obstructed by the fear of disappointing his dictating father strikes an unwise fancy for sarah which ultimately leads him to understand the essence and irrefutable responsibility of being a husband to his wife and more importantly to him a good father to his six year old son sammy played enthusiastically by the endearing david dorfman br br henry brommell s brilliant panic is something of a rarity in hollywood seldom seen with the exception of s road to perdition since its conception in —it weaves two conflicting genres organized crime family drama into a fascinating warm hunk of movie viewing that is evenly strong in either direction—and it s one that will maintain its exceptional infrequent caliber and gleaming sincerity for ages to come ,1
this is a new barbie movie the graphics were really good they made the movie seem partially realistic i used to do ballet and this movie made me want to continue it this movie was kind of like a cinderella movie but a little bit different a father of princesses gets very sick his cousin poisons him and wants the throne the girls find a secret magical land thanks to their dead mother s stories its up to them to save their father and society with the help of their handsome prince it was a funny movie and me and my friend had fun watching it we enjoyed it a lot and also enjoyed the indian talking parrot the music was very nice and made the movie even greater it had a great classical orchestra the voices were great and the characters were adorably sweet and cute i liked it so enjoy the movie its great for the family all in all i d watch it again ,1
look there s nothing spectacularly offensive about this film it s just boring it s a typical rom com with an ending you can see coming before you ve seen so much as the trailer the key difference is that the classic rom coms tackle their stories with wit and a lack of pretension this movie has no pretension but it really has no sense of movement you feel as though you could get up and walk away at any moment the production of the movie also has the feel of a debut movie made about fifteen years ago i d recommend re watching a classic movie like when harry met sally instead of this shallow imitation oh one other big problem no chemistry if you re used to seeing michael looking all cute as vaughn in alias you re going to be seriously disappointed with the way they ve made him look here ,0
excuse me but my tongue was too in my cheek when we filmed this piece o poop as the evil sister with hair that mommy dearest would envy i did my very best to channel tim curry in rocky horror i m sad that this did not come across ah well a friend compared it to a rock bottom budget showgirls with a white hot spoon i ll have to be content with that br br what amazes me is no one mentioned the endless and dull wet t shirt contest it is seriously the longest wet t shirt contest in cinema history and the only one where the contestants were wearing industrial strength cotton polyester shirts that defied all efforts to get them wet and translucent br br and didn t anyone catch the director s cameo as the dude on the payphone interrupted by our hero with the line are we filming yet clearly audible jeez this is bad movie heaven for real aficionados ,0
with a minimal budget a running time of eight minutes and a great amount of imagination nacho vigalondo has achieved one of the most moving shorts i ve ever seen the subtlety of the screenplay is really remarkable since it doesn t give the ending away until the very last moment br br don t let anybody tell you what the short is about since you ll be able to enjoy it a lot more nacho vigalondo is the discovery of the year for his one man show directing writing and acting in this formidable short is the most remarkable effort i ve seen in years also pay attention to the performance of marta belenguer her reaction shots are incredible br br overall rating ,1
this is not a good film by an standards it is very poorly written and the acting is just a little above par some performances are well below par but swayze and grey do a very good job with little to work with br br what was good br br the dance sequences were choreographed very well and as stated above swayze and grey were high points br br what was bad br br the script the bad guys were simply too evil to be believable the best villains are the ones who aren t so obviously evil these guys the owner s nephew the waiter who impregnates the girl do and say nothing that would leave me to believe they could be real people perhaps there are guys like them but i sure don t want to see a movie about it br br another scene the first where grey and swayze meet when the employees at the resort are dancing swayze and grey dance together and seem to enjoy themselves the next time they meet swayze is hostile towards her why what happened in between to make him dislike her so when they danced well together br br and some of those lines i mean come on i cringed at the end when swayze muttered the line nobody puts baby in the corner how did he ever do that with a straight face br br another thing wrong the setting of the s everyone looked and dressed like the s who was in charge of the costumes and hairstyles br br the music original music for the film was laughable with the exception of i had the time of my life which was a good song br br not the worst film i ve ever seen but definitely the most over rated,0
i watched the movie yesterday and for me it was a stunning combination of movies like pulp fiction and reservoir dogs the best of the best it was never any dull and always moving every hour there s another character bothering trying to kill him you never know what s next in one word terrific ,1
let s see what are the advantages to watching piranha piranha well if you ve never seen anything to do with venezuela there s a lot of travelogue footage of both caracas and the countryside and jungle side and of the various native peoples at work and play as well as plenty of indigenous wildlife if you like william smith he plays a bit of a git as he has always been wont to do br br and that s about it if it wasn t for william smith this could probably pass as a fund raising film for save the children or some other organization that benefits the third world the only time you really see the fish of the title is during the opening credits no mutant killer fish like in roger corman s singly named piranha you d figure with twice the fish in the title there would be twice as many monster fish preying on the characters but alas this is not the case br br the story starts with a photojournalist and her brother coming to venezuela to do a story on one of the last untouched places on the planet but their motivation quickly changes to one of wanting to find diamonds which are apparently fairly plentiful there br br there s not a lot of real action or danger in this movie what could ve been an exciting motorcycle race is dulled by the mass of landscape and animal footage that is inserted in it to draw out the films running time there s not a whole lot more action until the last fifteen minutes or so of the movie which is probably about how long the movie would last without all the traveloguery br br in my view the only ways that a movie can really be a bad movie is to be boring or incredibly stupid piranha piranha certainly qualifies for that former badge and is pretty damn close to the second the only reason i won t rate it a is that the added footage is more interesting than the rest of the movie ,0
one of the best and most inspirational movies about a different culture i ve seen in years tragic and touching worth the watch maybe a few times we all know how brutal children can be i know from my own and my brothers experiences as children and this movie hit the nail on the head perfectly the kite running is amazing and i need to do research on the validity of that event even though it is done in cgi it is still amazing and very interesting to maneuver a kite like that with a single string seems impossible but they make it believable anyway this movie has many twists and turns that are i m sure to many probably easy to figure out but they hit me before i could which makes a great movie for me when you figure out the whole movie in the first minutes it kind of ruins it but this one does it so smoothly that it s hard to guess it even when it happens i m a guy and i don t mind saying that the tears were flowing at more than one point in this movie ,1
villa rides turns out to be something of a big disappointment and even though sam peckinpah had a hand in the screenplay along with robert towne it still emerges as a leadenly written movie dryly directed by the undistinguished buzz kulik firstly top billed yul brynner as pancho villa is wrong for the part he s not charismatic enough to play the great mexican revolutionary his one note performance lacks the fire and gusto anthony quinn or gilbert roland could have brought to the role brynner simply looks like a russian aristocrat dressed up like a mexican bandit who is in the middle of the mexican revolution instead of the russian one also second billed robert mitchum is totally wasted in the picture his part as a biplane flying ace lobbing home made bombs from the air in the cause of the revolution is a poorly written meager role that could have been played by any minor star mitch hasn t a decent line in the entire movie and brings to one s mind his other mexican revolution picture the far superior bandido which unfortunately nobody seems to have any interest in releasing on dvd besides lacking any kind of style villa rides also suffers badly without the presence of a female star there is starlet grazia buccella as a young mexican girl who gives mitchum the glad eye but her casting is merely perfunctory someone like claudia cardinale or jean peters could have perhaps added a couple of badly needed notches to the faltering story line br br there are a couple of good action scenes in the movie but a couple of good action scenes do not a movie make and the less than perfect panavision picture quality plus the over repetitive maurice jarre theme tune doesn t help matters br br as is paramount s wont there are no extras not even a trailer yup a disappointing movie and dvd presentation that could have been and should have been a whole lot better ,0
starts off with fulci playing a version of himself writing down some ideas for how people could die followed by a fake looking cat eating what is presumably a brain the copy i watched was dubbed in english which i always hate but i was particularly disappointed not to get to hear fulci in his own voice br br fulci is in a sort of feverish state working on his latest horror movie his stomach turns when he sees things that resemble effects from his movie and he starts to hallucinate that he is witnessing acts of horror he visits a psychiatrist who hypnotizes him and unfortunately he does not have his improved mental health in mind i was reminded of the psychiatrist played by david cronenberg in clive barker s nightbreed the shrink in this one is played by david l thompson who is pretty bad probably a real life friend of fulci s he has a big toothy grin when he kills people though this may be fulci s black humor at work which i thought was pretty poor too br br the movie is composed of a lot of clips from fulci s movies either as if fulci is on the set directing them watching recordings on tvs or witnessing the acts i ve never been too much of a fan of clip shows in tv series and i also think things like charles band s full moon entertainment cutting their old films down and putting three such cuts together as new anthologies are pretty lame i guess they need to make money br br the shrink in cat in the brain makes reference to the theory that violence in movies begets violence in real life one of fulci s co workers talks about having a documentary crew follow fulci to see what his life is like lots of self referential stuff like this br br in the end some of the characters sail away on a boat named perversion ,0
i don t think most of us would tend to apply the term must see to action films but i was very impressed at how good this film was and it deservedly gets the must see stamp from me br br mandy played by shannon lee daughter of the late and great bruce lee and sister of the late brandon lee is recruited by martin a professional thief to help pull off a diamond heist at a museum for a criminal syndicate and get rewarded handsomely for it little do they know that another pair of thieves lucy and tommy a pair of lovebirds who were spurned earlier by mandy and martin to get in on the deal are also planning to steal the diamond br br how each pair of thieves plans out the heist is a thrill to watch things go awry as martin and mandy unknowingly find themselves a step behind lucy and tommy br br you ll find yourself rooting for these thieves as they find that they need each other to stay alive from the crime syndicate who are not happy at all that the diamond is not in its hands br br action fans will not be disappointed as there s a healthy dose of gun battles martial arts and hand to hand combat sequences br br what is surprising is that it s not just the action that carries this film but the romance and laughs and i don t mean your typical one liners prevalent in action films that sneak in br br it s not easy to root for bad guys but we get to see the human side of these thieves and the chemistry they develop br br a great film and one not to miss br br out of ,1
beautifully made with a wonderful performance from gretchen moll capturing such a stainless plain happiness in her work and the recreations of the little movies and the photographs are perfectly made and often hilarious according to harron they used film stock that is no longer produced and fifties style studio lighting even for the outside locations to give the colour portions its distinctive look bettie page saw the movie at hugh heffner s house she is now eighty three with the producers there but not the director in case it got awkward if she didn t like it she apparently did like it up until the official inquiry which she found unsettling some great costumes too the idea for the movie started in but this was worth the wait the portrait of her never seems to ring false in reference to all those images and snippets of dreadful movies that many of us will have already seen it would make an interesting companion piece with goodnight and goodluck but much more pleasant viewing ,1
a warm sweet and remarkably charming film about two antagonistic workers in the same shop james stewart and margaret sullavan who are carrying on a romance via mailbox without either of them knowing it the key to this film s success is that ernst lubitsch keeps any syrupy sentimentality absent and calls on his actors to give low key unfussy performances as a result you fall in love with virtually all of them br br there s a strong undercurrent of melancholy running through this film which i appreciated loneliness is a major theme most obviously represented in the character of the shop s owner and manager played wonderfully by frank morgan he discovers that he s being cuckolded by his wife and realizes that the successful life he s created for himself isn t enough to keep him from feeling lonely when he doesn t have a partner to share it this makes the timid romance between stewart and sullavan all the more poignant because they re both reaching out to this unseen other who each thinks of as a soulmate before they ve even met of course we know everything will turn out right in the end but the movie doesn t let you forget the dismal feeling either of them would feel if they found that the reality didn t live up to the fantasy br br lubitsch fills his movie out with a crackerjack cast that has boatloads of chemistry the little group of shop employees refers to itself throughout the movie as a little family and that s exactly how it feels to us as well br br this is a wonderful unsung romance br br grade a ,1
oh dear what can i say about half past dead i was really disappointed in it i was thinking a steven seagal movie cool we ll get to see him kick people and flip people and break bones we might even get to see him have a stick fight with somebody excellent br br however i was in for a rude awakening this film can be summed up as follows br br take an episode of the a team remove the lovable and roguish characters such as murdoch hannibal mr t and face then get a writer director to pen a plot even ed wood would be ashamed of and who s too big a fan of the matrix and john woo movies for his own good throw in a bunch of people with really bad acting ability and who don t have real names finally add in a main star who s getting saggy around the midriff and doesn t appear to be able to do his own stunts anymore br br the result half past dead an action movie so ridiculous that it at least made me smile right the way through the plot holes are stupendously glaringly large for example prisoners who when the jail is invaded fight the invaders rather than attempting to escape or how about the prison itself which has an armoury that contains heavy machineguns and rocket propelled grenade launchers you also have a helicopter bearing a striking resemblance to a huey with some kind of video game machinegun mounted in the nose br br then there s seagal himself i like the guy he can fight he s even witty in a way that jean claude van damme will never be but all through the movie i kept hoping for that one great defining fight scene never happened instead we got people firing guns a lot and not hitting a whole hell of a lot i mean when someone runs down a narrow corridor and you fire a sub machinegun at them there isn t a whole lot of places the bullets can go other than down the corridor and into the target yet somehow they miss even the a team would cringe at this foolishness and then when it gets to any kind of one on one physical stuff we get treated to a shabby matrix rip off without the benefit of bullet time people getting kicked twenty feet through the air and sundry other ludicrous acrobatic nonsense br br c mon steven you re better than this your career can t be over say it ain t so br br this is instantly forgettable except i m forcing myself to remember for the purposes of this review and if you watch it try to find it amusing in an a team kind of way but i doubt it ll be high on anyone s re watchable list out for justice this ain t more like out to lunch ,0
only the most ardent doris day fan could find this one even bearable to watch when one thinks of the wealth of material available for a story about new york city s most famous blackout a film that could have dealt with numerous real life stories of what people had to cope with this scrapes the bottom of the barrel for lack of story telling originality br br once again doris is indignant because she suspects she may have been compromised on the night of the blackout when she returned to her connecticut lodgings took a sleeping potion and woke up in the morning with a man who had done the same wandering into the house by mistake br br nobody is able to salvage this mess not doris not robert morse terry thomas patrick o neal or lola albright as directed by hy averback it s the weakest vehicle day found herself in committed to do the film because of her husband s machinations and unable to get out of it too bad ,0
i went to see tkia with high expectations which might have influence on my opinion on it i have seen all of the dogme films and this tkia is by far the worst the story intertwines with themes from shakespeare s play king lear but never succeeds in capturing the audience and making them care the directing of the actors is very loose even for dogme style movies and results in poor undefinable acting the story lacks any dynamics whatsoever and i lost interest very shortly there are some scenes in the film which are there to shock the viewer but i don t think they enhanced the story at all mifunes sidste sang and festen are both dogmefilms that proved to be well directed and had good storylines so i shall look forward to better dogmefilms in the future perhaps aake sandgren s an invisible man dogme will prove to lift the quality again for he is like vinterberg and s k jacobsen a skilled and educated director ,0
i saw this on cable recently and kinda enjoyed it i ve been reading the comments here and it seems that everyone likes the second half more than the first half personally i enjoyed the first story too bad that wasn t extended the second story i thought was cliched and that california dreaming if i hear that one more time chungking express is alright but it s not something that mainstream audiences will catch on to see like crouching tiger ,0
the title tells it all ed gein the butcher of plainfield br br it s not a zappy action filled slasher movie made for teens high on energy drinks that would fit it into a well established genre the kind that some people find entertaining something along the lines of halloween or the texas chain saw massacre br br this is dark slow filled with chopped up corpses and quietly evil there are few shock cuts no monster s point of view shots no loud electronic score i don t know who it s aimed at ghouls maybe br br beneath the credits we already see still photos of skulls carcasses hung up skins draped across the backs of chairs that sort of thing and they re sufficiently revolting that i couldn t help thinking this movie had better be pretty good to make up for this grand guignol opening br br alas it s not the acting is uniformly terrible as in a high school play the script does its best to sink below vulgarity ed gein who killed only two middle aged women and maybe his brother chases a screaming bloody young woman through the woodland of weir and she s wearing only a modern bra and bikini rather than period underwear gein also decapitates a night watchman which he never did in any historical sense br br the direction you could do a better job in the first few minutes law officers discover an abandoned car with blood spattered all over the windshield there is no body the handsome young deputy sheriff turns to his boss and suggests they search for the victim who may still be in the vicinity and living the sheriff lacking any motivation shouts at him now you just forget that i don t want you going off half cocked on anything it should be no more than a business like exchange of views why does the director have the sheriff so angry characters of diverse sorts listen to radio programs or records that play old jazzy pop songs louis armstrong s ain t misbehaving for instance this is what rural wisconsin in the s and the characters insist on music that would appeal to customers of the cotton club in harlem in the s or new york intellectuals like woody allen nope the radio would be playing kitty kallen s wheel of fortune or theresa brewer or equally likely lefty frizell not that the dysfunction between the music and the events adds anything to our understanding of what s going on beneath the images someone involved in the production just liked old jazzy pop songs that s all br br of course there s only so much you can do with a low budget but it can be light years ahead of this butchery see ed gein with steven railsback for an example of a much more sophisticated way of dealing with this lunatic and his penchant for dead bodies and on a budget that couldn t have exceeded this one by much br br these comments are all based on the first twenty minutes of the movie that s about as far as i could get if anyone finds this tale to be well executed and fascinating in any way he should try to find some insight into his tastes it s beneath mine and i consider myself pretty warped ,0
this film is so wonderful it captures the gaming life i laughed so hard while watching this the movie is about a gaming group that have a hard time with a campaign that their dungeon master came up with the movie switches from the real world and the gaming world as they play the campaign it shows them in the gaming world as their character and then switches back to the real world when they are not playing the campaign is the basis for a module that the dungeon master lodge is writing the problem is lodge can t finish his module because the characters can t finish the campaign they are more for killing and looting instead of role playing lodge wants them to role play through the campaign something they have never done before they decide to bring in some extra help so they bring a wait for it girl in to play lodge also makes a npc a non player character a paladin who can not witness or do wrong to play the film is how they do all this and more i don t want to spoil any of the film so i won t say any more this movie may not be a big budget film the acting may not be oscar worthy but if you are into gaming or into dungeons and dragons then definitely watch it they had a lot of fun making this film and it shows i am not going to bash on it for any movie problems such as continuity or any thing it was a low budget film that is just fun there is some slap stick comedy which i enjoy and some damn good writing in my opinion so if you want a fun film try it ,1
one question that must be asked immediately is would this film have been made if the women in it were not the aunt and cousin of jacqueline lee bouvier kennedy onassis br br the answer is probably not br br but thankfully they are or were the cousin and aunt of jackie br br this documentary by the maysles brothers on the existence one could hardly call it a life of edith b beale jr and her daughter edith bouvier beale edie has the same appeal of a train wreck you don t want to look but you have to br br big edith and little edie live in a once magnificent mansion in east hampton new york that is slowly decaying around them the once beautiful gardens are now a jungle br br magnificent oil painting lean against the wall with cat feces on the floor behind them and beautiful portraits of them as young women vie for space on the walls next to covers of old magazines br br living alone together for many years has broken down many barriers between the two women but erected others br br clothing is seems to be optional edie s favorite costume is a pair of shorts with panty hose pulled up over them and bits and pieces of cloth wrapped and pinned around her torso and head br br as edith says edie is still beautiful at and indeed she is there are times when she is almost luminescent and both women show the beauty that once was there br br there is a constant undercurrent of sexual tension br br their eating habits are to be polite strange ice cream spread on crackers a dinner party for edith s birthday of wonder bread sandwiches served on fine china with plastic utensils br br time is irrelevant in their world as edie says i don t have any clocks br br their relationships with men are oh so strange br br edie feels like edith thwarted any of her attempts at happiness she says if you can t get a man to propose to you you might as well be dead to which edith replies i ll take a dog any day br br it is obvious that edith doesn t see her role in edie s lack of male companionship early in the film she states france fell but edie didn t br br sometimes it is difficult to hear exactly what is being said both women talk at the same time and constantly contradict each other br br there is a strange relationship with animals throughout the film edie feeds the raccoons in the attic with wonder bread and cat food the cats and there are many of them are everywhere br br at one point edie declares the hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility but they seem to be unable to take responsibility for themselves br br this is a difficult film to watch but well worth the effort ,1
this was the first ppv in a new era for the wwe as hulk hogan the ultimate warrior ric flair and sherri martel had all left a new crop of talent needed to be pushed and this all started with lex luger a former nwa world heavyweight champion being given a title shot against yokozuna lex travelled all over the us in a bus called the lex express to inspire americans into rallying behind him in his bid to beat the japanese monster who was actually samoan and get the wwe championship back into american hands as such there was much anticipation for this match br br but every good ppv needs an undercard and this had some good stuff br br the night started off with razor ramon defeating ted dibiase in a good match the story going into this was that dibiase had picked on ramon and even offered him a job as a slave after his shock loss to the kid on raw in july ramon angry had then teamed with the kid against the money inc tag team of ted dibiase and irwin r shyster to settle their differences they were both given one on one matches dibiase vs ramon and shyster vs the kid razor was able to settle his side of the deal after hitting a razor s edge br br next up came the steiner brothers putting the wwe tag team titles on the line against the heavenly bodies depsite the interference of the bodies manager jim cornette who hit scott steiner in the throat with a tennis racket they were able to pull out the win in a decent match br br shawn michaels and mr perfect had been feuding since wrestlemania ix when shawn michaels confronted perfect after his loss to lex luger perfect had then cost michaels the intercontinental championship when he distracted him in a title match against marty janetty michaels had won the title back and was putting it on the line against mr perfect but michaels now had a powerful ally in his corner in his foot bodyguard diesel micheals and perfect had an excellent match here but it was diesel who proved the difference maker pulling perfect out of the ring and throwing him into the steel steps for shawn to win by count out br br irwin r shyster avenged the loss of his tag team partner earlier in the night easily accounting for the kid br br next came one of the big matches of the night as bret hart prepared to battle jerry lawler for the title of undisputed king of the wwe but lawler came out with crutches saying he d been injured in a car accident earlier that day and that he d arranged another opponent for hart doink the clown hart and doink had a passable match which hart won with a sharpshooter he was then jumped from behind by lawler this bought wwe president jack tunney to the ring who told lawler that he would receive a lifetime ban if he didn t wrestle hart hart then destroyed lawler winning with the sharpshooter but hart refused to let go of the hold and the referee reversed his decision so after all that lawler was named the undisputed king of the wwe this match was followed by ludvig borda destroying marty janetty in a short match br br the undertaker finished his long rivalry with harvey wippleman which had started in when the undertaker had defeated wippleman s client kamala at summerslam and continued when wippleman s latest monster the giant gonzales had destroyed taker at the rumble and then again at wrestlemania with a decisive victory over gonzales here gonzales then turned on wippleman chokeslamming him after a poor match br br next it was time for six man tag action as the smoking gunns bart and billy and tatanka defeated the headshrinkers samu and fatu and bam bam bigelow with tatanka pinning samu br br this brings us to the main event with yokozuna flanked by jim cornette and mr fuji putting the wwe title on the line against lex luger and it was all on board the lex express lex came out attacking but yokozuna took control lex came back though as he was able to avoid a banzai drop and then body slam yokozuna before knocking him out of the ring luger then attacked cornette and fuji as yokozuna was counted out luger had won a fine match balloons fell from the ceiling the heroes all came out to congratulate him on his win yokozuna may have retained the title but luger had proved he could be beaten the only question was who could beat him in the ring and get that title off him ,1
i agree with most of mr rivera s comments and i just want to ad a couple of caveats this film the mascot is criminally neglected in its current form for that matter so is vampyr the mascot isn t a bonus feature it s tacked on as a chapter in vampyr even though it s made very clear that this is a separate movie it should have been treated as such by the manufacturers and while i m at it vampyr needs some of that same respect and cleaning up as well i got the feeling the decision to put the mascot on there went something like this br br dude a we just transferred vampyr to dvd but it comes up about minutes short we need to put something on there that won t cost much money can you believe film critics want to be paid to talk about films dude b not to worry i have this little animation thingy that s been sitting in my drawer just go ahead and throw it on as an additional chapter dude a you re awesome dude b the animation s of the mascot is great and there s no need for me to repeat what mr rivera s done so well however this thing needs some major cleaning and restoring especially the audio the plot comes through in the dialogue and in my copy there were so many hisses pops and places where the sound just dropped right off i would have had no idea what the dog was going after without having read the box no amount of volume was going to make the words more understandable it just brought up the tinniness and made the hisses and pops louder br br bottom line is starewicz s films need to be put into a respectful collection cleaned up spiffed up liner notes and the whole nine yards in other words they need to be criterionized out of for the movie not the product which would get only a ,1
quite possibly one of the greatest wastes of celluloid of the past years not only does it suffer from a painfully and enormously predictable disjointed script but it s clearly a carbon copy of alien ii within five minutes i had correctly predicted who would die and who wouldn t and in which order the special effects are laughable there is a scene where one crew member is mauled unconvincingly by two krites that look like a pair of teddy bears and the sparse humor is misplaced and dire there are better things to do with a vcr remote than use it to watch this movie ,0
i got this movie because i worked at a movie store so i got free rentals it came in and the cover made it look alright hot chick carrying a weapon alright i ll check it out br br oh man bad move this was so horrible i spent half the movie watching in fast forward to get to the nudity which was minimal i think maybe three scenes of partial nudity br br cheesy dialogue crappy violence poor excuses of characters i feel bad putting this movie down because i know it was made on a cheap budget but so was clerks and it became a cult classic and a franchise br br ,0
in the year my birth year steven spielberg directed an emotionally strong and unforgettable story of a young african american girl celie debut role for whoopi goldberg whose life is followed through rough times the story begins from the year when celie is only years old she has given birth two children for her father celie has a younger sister nettie with whom she is inseparable a widower lays his eyes on nettie but their father gives celie to him it is the beginning of an era of horrible abuse and constant controlling women are inferior of men and especially being an african american woman their rights are less than a zero celie s story is a true survival story br br the color purple is a master piece and underestimated film of spielberg he should make more drama which the color purple and schindler s list are good notion br br the cast is amazing whoopi goldberg is known better as a ravingly funny comedienne but the introducing role as celie is a remarkable word that she really can pull of heavy drama danny glover was surprisingly nasty mister i have never seen him in a such an evil role the talk show icon oprah winfrey is brilliant as a strong willed sofia br br warning prepare to have a number of tissues with you when watching this film you can really connect to the story of the strong sisterhood especially if you have as close relationship with your siblings like i have with my sister br br big applauds to mr spielberg ,1
don t listen to most of these people ill give you a better review of this movie which me and my friend love its about jill johnson played by camilla belle who babysits at the mendrakis house and someone breaks in if you re wondering how he got in the house he went through the garage most likely so anyway don t listen to the worst acting it has amazing acting with a great story i think that there are benefits that jill has shes a fast runner and is on the track team she got out alive lol br br it is a cool movie and quite scary check it out you will be happy with this masterpiece don t listen to the other people on the site its very good trust me i am good at reviewing movies i m a future movie critic i totally want to buy this movie and you will too when you see it it is amazingly awesome ,1
my husband and i just got done watching this movie i was not expecting it to be this good i was really astonished at how great the story line was i m usually very good at figuring out twisty plots but this one had me i loved it i m going to have to watch it again before i take it back i might even have to buy it ,1
a quick paced and entertaining noir set in vienna just after w w donald buka is a refugee who can t find legal work because he does not have any papers no papers means no work permit which means no way to get a passport he survives by driving a friend s cab at night if he gets caught it means three months in jail one night he picks up a fare at a big hotel and drives the man to an airline office buka takes the man s luggage in and returns to the car there he finds his customer has acquired an unneeded hole in the back of his head what to do call the police without a work permit they will put the grab on him real quick no he needs time to think this out he drives to a secluded spot empties the man s pockets and hides the body he now has an american passport and plenty of cash he drops by an underworld contact to have the passport photo changed now he just needs to go to the man s hotel and collect the man s plane ticket his ticket to freedom needless to say that would be too simple waiting at the hotel is the dead man s mistress joan camden camden is on the run from her rather nasty husband francis lederer lederer is of course the swine who had bumped off the man in buka s cab camden calls the police since she believes buka has robbed her lover buka shows his new passport and manages to talk his way out of the mess camden breaks down when hubby lederer shows up at the police station lederer convinces the police camden has suffered a mental breakdown and she is released to him she escapes again finds buka and the two decide to flee the country together lederer again puts in an appearance and buka must decide if helping camden is worth his freedom this film is much better than i m making it sound buka is best known as the low life cop killer in s between midnight and dawn the film was produced by actor turhan bey ,1
this is one of the worst film adaptations of a musical ever made the stage version of a chorus line is wonderful this movie misses the mark in almost every way even the casting is baffling take audrey landers as val dance looks is val s song val s story is that she is a great dancer but a in the looks department yes she finds a solution but ultimately she s a great dancer what do the brilliant filmmakers do they hire an actress who can t dance and is famous for looking great way to miss the boat br br then there s the choreography i m sure michael bennett was turning over in his grave why didn t they use his choreography it really can t be improved upon ,0
there s nothing new for me to say hours of people dying over and over in the same hill the cast was stellar but unfortunately the producer director editor god goofed he should have eaten humble pie if not for his own sake then for the men who died in kargil hired one of these brilliant bollywood directors hired a real scriptwriter hired a real editor hired a musician that wasn t related to him in some way and who seemed to have listened to some bad version of apocalypse now on some cheap indian drug hired a real professional crew thrown away all the fireworks and told a real story unfortunately he like the bigwigs of the indian army made decisions that were terrible for his actors and terrible for his audience we all died over and over br br please don t do that again sir sushma kathmandu nepal br br ps next time an indian director decides to glorify the gurkha regiment i suggest he hire more than one nepali to represent the team surely there are plenty of nepali men working in bombay last count was to half a million ,0
 quai des orfevres directed by the brilliant henri georges clouzot is a film to treasure because it is one of the best exponents of french film making of the postwar years m clouzot adapting the steeman s novel longtime defence shows his genius in the way he sets the story and in the way he interconnects all the characters in this deeply satisfying movie that as dbdumonteil has pointed out in this forum it demonstrates how influential cluzot was and how much the next generation of french movie makers are indebted to the master especially claude chabrol br br the crisp black and white cinematography by armand thirard has been magnificently transferred to the criterion dvd we recently watched working with clouzot thirard makes the most of the dark tones and the shadows in most of the key scenes the music by francis lopez a man who created light music and operettas in france works well in the context of the film since the action takes place in the world of the music halls and night clubs br br louis jouvet who is seen as a police detective is perfect in the part this was one of his best screen appearances for an actor who was a pillar of the french theater jouvet clearly understood well the mechanics for the creation of his police inspector who is wiser and can look deeply into the souls of his suspects and ultimately steals the show from the others in an unfair comment by someone in this page jouvet s inspector is compared with peter falk s columbo the television detective frankly and no disrespect to mr falk intended it s like comparing a great champagne to a good house wine br br bernard blier is perfect as the jealous husband blier had the kind of face that one could associate with the man consumed with the passion his wife jenny lamour has awakened in him martineau is vulnerable and doesn t act rationally he is an easy suspect because he has done everything wrong as he finds in the middle of a crime he didn t commit but all the evidence points to the contrary br br the other great character in the film is dora the photographer it s clear by the way she interacts with jenny where her real interest lies simone renant is tragically appealing as this troubled woman and makes an enormous contribution to the film suzy delair playing jenny is appealing as the singer who suddenly leaps from obscurity to celebrity and attracts the kind of men like brignon the old lecher br br the film is one of the best clouzot directed during his distinguished career and one that will live forever because the way he brought all the elements together ,1
the idea of nine stupid prisoners escaping and going on a road trip sounds pretty good for a movie especially because it s meant to be funny and i guess heart warming in some weird way the problem is the movie was very rarely funny and often just seemed pointless and needlessly gross it was as if jokes or interesting scenes were being set up again and again but no one bothered finishing any of them there was just no payoff also the movie was just brainless and had the crooks meandering across japan even though they left so many crime victims alive that it s impossible to believe they wouldn t have been caught almost immediately especially since they continued to keep using the same stolen camper for days on end and as far as being gross goes i just didn t need to see scene after scene after scene of guys peeing along the side of the road plus believe it or not there is a scene where four of the guys are out raping sheep br br all in all i really hated this movie and it s a shame as i almost always love japanese films just not poorly made and uninteresting ones like this one ,0
the shirley jackson novel the haunting of hill house is an atmospheric tale of terror which conveys supernatural phenomena in an old mansion the atmosphere is well set out and the chills are staged well a haunting masterpiece br br the chiller the haunting stays closely to the book but also adds its own details to the plot fortunately these are very few and so the terror of the book and the chills are executed even better on the screen the black and white photography only adds to the creepiness of the movie excellent br br and then jan de bont made this in the remake of the haunting hit the cinemas if you could call this a remake why they had to make a remake of the movie is a mystery in itself but for the moment lets look at the film itself br br it starts off averagely as most horror movies do the set used for hill house is beautiful and oddly mysterious and for a few minutes it seems as if the film is actually going to be quite a fair re telling and then the first scare comes a loose harpsichord wire slashes a woman s face dr marrow s assistant this is hilarious and truth be told it nearly had me in tears br br from then on the film just spirals downwards the acting seems to become somewhat wooden as the film goes on with owen wilson s character being particularly irritating so it s such a relief when he s decapitated by the flue br br the special effects practically make this movie which is a shame because most of them are incredibly cheesy and look very dated examples of these are many so i won t bother listing them br br so all in all i along with hundreds of others strongly recommend that you watch the original chiller or as an alternative buy the novel by shirley jackson but please stay away from this and if you do decide to watch this watch it on the tv as a lot of the channels love to screen this film and not the original or rent it cheap but please don t buy it whatever you do don t waste your money br br final rating ,0
this is a film which should be seen by anybody interested in effected by or suffering from an eating disorder it is an amazingly accurate and sensitive portrayal of bulimia in a teenage girl its causes and its symptoms the girl is played by one of the most brilliant young actresses working in cinema today alison lohman who was later so spectacular in where the truth lies i would recommend that this film be shown in all schools as you will never see a better on this subject alison lohman is absolutely outstanding and one marvels at her ability to convey the anguish of a girl suffering from this compulsive disorder if barometers tell us the air pressure alison lohman tells us the emotional pressure with the same degree of accuracy her emotional range is so precise each scene could be measured microscopically for its gradations of trauma on a scale of rising hysteria and desperation which reaches unbearable intensity mare winningham is the perfect choice to play her mother and does so with immense sympathy and a range of emotions just as finely tuned as lohman s together they make a pair of sensitive emotional oscillators vibrating in resonance with one another this film is really an astonishing achievement and director katt shea should be proud of it the only reason for not seeing it is if you are not interested in people but even if you like nature films best this is after all animal behaviour at the sharp edge bulimia is an extreme version of how a tormented soul can destroy her own body in a frenzy of despair and if we don t sympathise with people suffering from the depths of despair then we are dead inside ,1
sherlock holmes and the secret weapon starts in switzerland as the world s foremost detective sherlock holmes basil rathbone outwits the nazi s manages to smuggle a brilliant scientist named dr franz tobel william post jr out of the country to the relative safety of london but is london as safe as holmes thinks dr tobel has engineered a revolutionary new bomb sight that will change aerial bombardment forever he has agreed to give it to the british government but those nazi s want it just as badly holmes arch enemy professor moriarty lionel atwill plans on stealing the secret of the bomb sight selling it to the nazi s add the bumbling inspector lestrade denis hoey of scotland yard dr tobel s love interest charlotte eberli kaaren verne assassins mysterious scientists a puzzling coded message holmes has his work cut out to keep dr tobel alive so he can deliver his bomb sight br br directed by roy william neill sherlock holmes and the secret weapon was the fourth in a series of fourteen holmes films made between to feature rathbone bruce as holmes watson the script by edward t lowe jr scott darling edmund l hartmann is based on the short the dancing men by sir arthur conan doyle isn t the tradition holmes murder mystery as it s more of a wartime adventure story to neglect what holmes is all about the solving of complex crimes mysteries is a big mistake as far as i m concerned the involvement of the nazi s the war as a backdrop to the story feels out of place awkward just didn t sit too well with me the dialogue isn t great professor moriarty feels almost like an afterthought as if they couldn t come up with a villain for it as a whole it s far less engaging than other s in the series however at least it s short br br director neill does his usual efficient job but you have to cut it a little slack bear in mind that it was made over years ago it has no real style or imagination lacks both atmosphere intrigue as well br br technically the film is ok if unspectacular the black and white cinematography is fine although i understand that a computer colourised version is also available the acting is alright bruce hoey do their usual comic relief turns rathbone s hairstyle in this looks ridiculous i m glad he changed it for later instalments br br sherlock holmes and the secret weapon was a disappointment when compared to some of the other excellent entries in the series there is very little by which i can recommend it everything that made the other s so good seems to be missing here leave this one till last watch some of the better ones first for die hard fans only ,0
playing a character from a literary classic can be a bit of a poisoned chalice for an actor paying for the pleasure of a meaty character by competing with the fantasies of generations of readers – not to mention the numerous other actors who ve besieged the castle before fortunately for the fantasists this version – with the nicely cast zelah clarke and timothy dalton – stands head and shoulders above versions that have come after it it s the right length to do the story full justice and makes considerable use of bronte s cracking dialogue none of that modern meddling away cutting text and adding new and inferior scenes br br the magic of the original story lies in the tensions created between the central characters and the lives circumstances create for them to lead jane – poor plain and little – grows up on the stinting charity of a cold aunt her nature and independence shaped by a long spell in a very harsh school she arrives as a governess in the household of mr rochester utterly friendless and alone she represses herself habitually out of duty and hard experience but her passionate nature soon finds its touch paper in her stern keenly intelligent enigmatic master to whom she is drawn as he is to her by forces beyond their control rochester is the caged tiger busy paving hell with energy potentially dangerous to all who come into contact with him – but pervious through a chink or two his character is extraordinary he takes extraordinary liberties with a paid subordinate but then jane is no ordinary employee as he sees but a dark secret and severe trials lie before them both br br it s a pleasure to hear bronte s remarkable dialogue spoken by such accomplished actors – dalton in particular seems formed for passion on a brontean scale if you ve only ever seen him as a not so memorable bond you ve missed the thing he s best at those who ve commented that his rochester is too handsome miss the point of these dramatisations his character has simply too much screen time for a really ugly man to retain the viewer s attention timothy dalton is just right not always or consistently handsome but often glancingly strikingly so just as it should be and zelah clarke s jane is no wallflower she conveys the emotions of a woman who habitually represses her sense of humour and her passionate nature very successfully allowing her rare outbursts to show to more dramatic effect br br not so long ago the bbc aired an excellent dramatisation of jean rhys enlightened and most unsettling riposte to bronte wide sargasso sea imagining the back story of the first mrs rochester do check it out – you ll never see the hero of jane eyre in quite the same way again ,1
i appreciate movies like this smart and well crafted entertaining absorbing well acted and nicely directed nobody even pacino is chewing the scenery trying to stand out one of the film s most effective moments aielo pulling over at his beloved off ramp is chilling precisely because of its restraint br br not as good as say quiz show city hall is of a similar cloth engaging the mind as well as eye ear and heart why such well hewn entertainment flops at the box office is anybody s guess br br you know pacino does chew it up in one particular scene but precisely because it s required great scene too ,1
first a word of caution the dvd box describes this film as a comedy i don t think that was the intention of anyone connected with the film other than some marketing morons while light and a little bit funny in places it is not a comedy and if you expect that you will be disappointed br br i had never even heard of this film and had absolutely no expectations one way or the other considering that the other two dvds i picked up were big disappointments i was so happy when i saw this film the acting writing and direction were excellent the story itself definitely interested me as you don t usually see films about the final month of france before the nazi takeover in it gave some insight into the parasites that gave up so quickly and agreed to partitioning their beloved country along the way there are plots involving a selfish and weak actress played very well by isabelle adjani who looks marvelous after all these years she kills an ex lover and then finds a poor sap to take the fall this sap escapes from prison and finds her with another lover a high government official and weasel played by gerard depardieu in addition a subplot about a jewish physicist trying to smuggle deuterium out of the country is introduced and eventually this becomes the main plot the story has a lot of nice twists and turns a light sense of humor without trying to be a comedy and some genuine suspenseful moments together they create a nice package this is sure to please ,1
this movie had the potential to be far more than it was but it not only fails to deliver it brings up nauseous self righteous preaching at the same time br br john cusack is even flatter than he was in midnight of the garden of good and evil the difference is that this time he is supposed to have an southern accent which he noticeably loses several times each scene br br al pacino does his shtick but seems to be walking through this film and collecting a paycheck he s good as usual but hardly standout br br supporting cast throw in female romantic interest which added little if anything to the story speaking of the story a convoluted who really cares tale where cusack is the self righteous mayor s boy who just has to search for the right thing to be done br br people don t act this way cusack s character loses all credibility at the end of which without revealing it is preach and nauseous the final scene makes the penultimate silliness seem profound it s also completely inaccurate but i won t get into law br br this is a bad by the numbers movie it seems interesting for the first minutes and then it s really a preachy proselytizing self righteous film for the last hour better off with mindless crap than this pile of junk ,0
in an industry dominated by men and in lack of products with a female mark on it is it always nice to see a film shown from the woman s point of view i would welcome more films from female writers and directors and i think lots of other women with me ,1
now for all of the cinematographical buffs out there this film may not rank high on your list of things to see but if you know anything about plot development profound truth and the intentions that this film the series had you d understand my p o v br br granted the specifics of the film are renderings of the writer who cannot be expected to know what will happen in the end but the film is biblically accurate and justifiably scares viewers into thinking about what may be i m a christian not due to this movie but due to my personal decision to accept jesus as my savior the film and potential that something similar to the circumstances portrayed therein can remarkably scare someone into thinking about their actions and decisions it s not some cheap attempt to scare people into believing in god but rather a means to get your attention br br as a christian i know i ll not be left behind and thanks to movies like this i can look beyond the superficialities of entertainment acting and film budgeting to appreciate the depth that the film has to offer this is a movie you shouldn t not only see but feel with your heart and soul ,1
there are very few performers today who can keep me captivated throughout an entire film just by their presence one of those few is judy davis who has built a successful career out of creating characters that are headstrong in attitude but very vulnerable at heart she takes roles that most other performers would treat melodramatically and adds a fiery deeply emotional intensity that pulls attention away from everything else on the screen br br her skills are well displayed in high tide a film that matches her up a second time with director gillian armstrong who gave davis her first major success with my brilliant career in that film davis played a young woman who was determined to make it in the world despite the suffocation she felt from her community and upbringing in high tide however davis character lillie is roughly the opposite she gave up on any hope for her future when she was young and after giving birth to a child runs from her responsibilities and takes up a life without direction or meaning when she finally meets up with her daughter years later the thought of taking care of her child is petrifying she knows this is her chance to atone for her failures but how can she be honest with her daughter and still gain her respect br br gillian armstrong s films usually relate stories about characters who desperately want to communicate with each other but face obstacles set up by their own personal habits and addictions oscar and lucinda for instance was about a man and a woman who desperately needed each other s love but were always blindsided by their craving for chance represented by their gambling addictions here we are immersed in the world of a family torn apart by the mother s inability to commit to a settled life and her struggles to redeem herself despite being fully convinced that it s too late to change for the better this is not simply a film with a great performance at its center but also a rare achievement a fully convincing story of redemption ,1
whoa nelly i ve heard a ton of mixed reviews for this but one of my go to hardcore horror reviewers really found it to be disappointing man was he right on the nose this movie was acted by pure amateurs they had to have done one take maybe two on each scene the movie seemed soooo rushed the script was also poor they had lines that tried to be unique but failed miserably get your meathooks off of me oh man i hate it when movies try to do that it happens all the time with comedies but with a horror movie and with below average actors the results are incredibly pathetic the lines and scenarios were all very predictable but what made me feel so negative towards this movie was again the damn acting it was awful besides by the little asian guy who worked the booth i thought he was great br br the movie is about stupid dumbsh t tourist who are on a vacation in asia they end up at the wrong place and fall into the hands of a mafia run sex slaughterhouse sounds like a cool story but watching someone with a bad case of diarrhea is probably more fun and intense to watch the only reason this is considered horror is because of the killing there wasn t a trace of suspense br br i like many other horror fans were dying to get their bloody little mitts on this but unfortunately with a huge capital u the movie was incredibly disappointing i did enjoy the ankle break and the blood effects the flabby chicks were also so so br br everything about this movie screams amateur this is ryan nicholson s first feature length and for the most part he failed there s no denying he has a sick sense of humor and taste for horror i pray his next movie doesn t play out like another b horror flick unless he tells us that s what it s gonna be even after this disappointment i m willing to give ryan another shot from what i ve seen of him he s a true dedicated man to the genre good luck next time because this was bad news ,0
i consider myself to be a bit of a snob when it comes to everything and although the cinematic experience is more suited to explosions than high drama i can be very stuck up about films too br br not all art films however are better than king kong i quite possibly would give kong two stars double this film s haul br br my guess is that people got so excited about this because it was almost identical in style to what you can see in a play for the less discerning art buff a film that looks like a play is great art br br this film however was useless br br there was hardly any story so it relied on high drama the only drama in this film was whether the cat would drop off the roof or not so deep and meaningful dialogue then no great acting hardly br br to be excessively fair some of the scenery was interesting though communist flats city vistas petersburg and the soviet trams still in service ,0
 inspirational tales about triumph of the human spirit are usually big turn offs for me the most surprising thing about men of honor is how much i enjoyed it in spite of myself the movie is as predictable and cliched as it gets but it works much credit goes to the exhilarating performances by both leads it s a perfect role for cuba gooding jr who s wonderfully restrained here we have come to expect a lot from de niro and he doesn t disappoint he creates a darkly funny portrait director george tillman jr set out to make an old style flick and comes up with a winner ,1
the positives it s shot pretty well has some interesting peripheral characters likable main character albeit weak br br the bad plot story editing characters wasted jessica alba br br i m a fan of sappy movies but this movie is cringe inducingly bad i don t understand how anyone can hand over m to this guy jenkin and before i go any further i just want to say that i don t dislike jessica alba i really wanted to like her in this film however jessica alba in her fake accent and her model poses made me miserable she has absolutely no screen presence in this movie and she ruins every scene she s in needless to say the romance does not come off as believable not even a tiny bit br br all i saw throughout was the actors flapping their wings trying to get this thing off the ground with what little they were given but sadly all this movie does is sink there is no emotional connection no emotional conflict and nothing is gained it s a pretty empty movie ,0
flavia the heretic is a strange entry in the nunsploit genre equal parts sleaze feministic journey and history as we follow flavia on her strange trip br br we start off with flavia in a convent she ain t too happy there cuz she doesn t believe in all the male dominated rules and macho ism of the world around her and escapes from the convent with her jewish pal abraham they are both eventually caught and flavia is brought back to the convent where she joins another non believing nun in hastening a moslem invasion flavia hangs out with the moslems who take over the convent and get busy with the nuns in a strange set of scenes eventually the moslems roll out and flavia is punished as a traitor to christianity in another singularly brutal scene br br this one has pretty much all the stuff that i like to see in a s era exploit film some good gore including nipple removal and a nice leg skinning scene some decent nudity including the requisite full frontal and a decent storyline as well i will say that it sorta dragged in a few points but not enough to get truly bored with it i would definitely recommend this one to nunsploit s exploit fans ,1
this is one of the best episodes from the entire x files series creepy beyond words the tension and suspense in this episode is very well executed in its entire minutes it managed to be almost as scary as an entire movie this episode joins the ranks of best episodes with such greats as home humbug bad blood and milagro for being the best in their respective season br br mulder and scully s growing relationship is put to the test in this episode can they really trust each other this episode also contains a tiny scene that will leave romantic viewers smiling br br mulder bring your mittens ,1
after harry reems teenage girlfriend is raped by zebbedy colt the night walker reems becomes despondent and consoles himself by having sex with some lesbians meanwhile colt who carries a cane and dresses like a magician rapes some more women eventually reems decides to track him down and end his crime spree despite being shot on film and marginally nasty it looks like any other s porno and is ineptly executed the rape abuse scenes are surprisingly restrained and the attempt to cash in on death wish is laughable r bolla cannibal holocaust plays a cop colt who is usually over the top wigs out in a couple of scenes but he s too well behaved for my money this roughie could have been much rougher ,0
what a sucky movie this is without a doubt a low class b movie the german elite stormtroopers assault russian bunkers en masse like an old ww battle the acting is mediocre the plot thin and threadlike it s hard sometimes to follow where it s going the action sequences are pretty worthless when it shows any except for the fact that they do use authentic equipment vehicles from ww this is in no way on the same level as saving pvt ryan or platoon lots of worthless attempts at character development which lead nowhere old theme good officer bad officer that s highly predictable even the action sequences look like a yr old kid set them up i could have directed better too bad this is the same guy that did das boot the boat because that was a dang good movie he must have partied too much after that success because he sure lost his touch when it came to this film i bought it on dvd better to rent it instead ,0
it was full of plot holes inaccuracies doesn t the time clock stop for injured players or loss of helmets in texas football games and not so much redemption so your dad beats the crap out of you well do something right for once and then he will love you and make it all worthwhile br br either make the movie about a team and its quest for a championship or make a movie about a player within a team and his personal struggle but instead this movie tried to do it all and came up more than a couple yards short the book probably showed the whole story much better the movie should have picked one element of the story and stuck with that br br instead the movie jumped from one character dialogue to flashes of game play and then another character dialogue months later without actually telling you who people were or why they were important the qb calling his sibling to take care of the mother whatever happened with that because the mother was coherent by the end of the final game does that mean she s not crazy anymore its one redeeming quality was the soundtrack buy that and then watch sportscenter highlights while iggy pop plays in the background ,0
this is the kind of film that if it were made today it would probably star sandra bullock and hugh grant actually now that i think about it this one is quite liable to be remade one day it s pleasant but with no depth whatsoever it suffers from the almost fatal miscasting of james stewart in a role he is about years too old for and as a result there is no chemistry between him and the beautiful kim novak ernie kovacs in the small supporting role of an aspiring writer is the only actor in the film whose performance approaches what you might call wit ,1
there was not one original idea in this story themes were pulled from various sources a few being the ninth gate in the mouth of madness another carpenter film and the ring it even went as far as featuring the same damn glowing circle from the ring and using it as the film s namesake the soundtrack by cody carpenter was all but lifted from suspiria hopefully no one will oppose this comment by spewing the word homage around yes i saw that the theater was playing argento s deep red claiming an homage would be a bullshit cop out this was bottom of the barrel throwing gore and disturbing imagery into the pot does not make a good horror film carpenter used to know that he should fade into obscurity or acquire a time machine ,0
this gawd awful piece of tripe is all over the place the script is bad the plot is bad the acting is bad there are a couple of decent actors in it charles durning eg but the director got nothing out of them the plot line has santa feeling dejected and thinking no one needs him any more taking a little girl across country to try to get her father back together with her mother it includes a con man in a santa suit with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder played by isaac from the love boat the world s largest elf played by bruce vilnach a very funny man but no actor a hardened factory owner who works his employees overtime on christmas eve and a sleigh race where someone cuts one of santa s skis trying to win if the plot sounds bad it s worse on the little screen if you see this movie coming up next run do not walk to your television and unplug it you may want to boil your television to remove any remaining infection if you accidentally watch more than minutes of this you may have to burn your television and have the cable company install entirely new lines ,0
this movie is about human relationships charming funny and well written with meaningful text it seems that morgan freeman surely have fun at the set also good music paz vega is a beautiful and smart woman i really enjoy her acting woman like her are a good motivation to learn spanish language from the moment morgan freeman meets the cute paz vega the view is taken on an intimate journey with two strangers learning to care about where their lives are headed items or less is about zest of life if you enjoy this film see also the pursuit of happiness with will smith and his son thats not a action film or a nude comedy its all about human relations ,1
it is true that some fans of peter sellers work may be disappointed with this his last venture but surely any fan of sellers will find delight in all of his films simply because of the man s huge talent and the fiendish plot of dr fu manchu is certainly no exception unfortunately this would prove to be sellers last film it was even released after his death but it s still nice to see how the man had managed to keep his irreplaceable talent right until his untimely demise and not only do we get one sellers but we get to for sellers plays not only the title role but also his nemesis the equally bizarre nayland smith the detective on the hunt for the crazed year old fu the story is equally outlandish as we follow fu s outrageous antics to make his age defying elixir and also nayland and his group of associates trying to prevent him just like any of sellers greater films the film comes with a guaranteed impeccable performance from him as well as many of his familiar faced co stars david tomlinson sid caesar john le mesurier clive dunn and helen mirren to name a few it s also nice to see pink panther stalwart burt kwouk cato enjoying a cameo with sellers albeit playing the same role but still nice the story is indeed pretty ridiculous as are many of the characters involved which classes this as a film strongly under the goon influence and although it never reaches the heights of goon comedy there are plenty of amusing jokes that seem to point in the right direction the film failed commercially on it s initial release due to the entire world mourning after sellers death the film was released less than weeks after and there is always that sorrowful thought lurking in the back of your mind when viewing it that this was sellers last film it s far from a great film it s often slow too ridiculous and sometimes the jokes simply aren t there but it is nevertheless enjoyable if only for another top rate performance from peter sellers ,0
i really liked this movie it was cute i enjoyed it but if you didn t that is your fault emma roberts played a good nancy drew even though she isn t quite like the books the old fashion outfits are weird when you see them in modern times but she looks good on them to me the rich girls didn t have outfits that made them look rich i mean it looks like they got all the clothes blindfolded at a garage sale and just decided to put it on all together all of the outfits were tacky especially when they wore the penny loafers with their regular outfits i do not want to make the movie look bad because it definitely wasn t just go to the theater and watch it you will enjoy it ,1
this movie is brilliant the comments made before is from someone who obviously doesn t get it the movie is campy yes but it is uplifting and fun this movie is an underground hit and brings comparisons to absolutely fabulous it is a must see ,1
 flavia la monaca muslmana aka flavia the heretic of is a truly disturbing and uncompromising piece of italian exploitation cinema that to a certain extent follows a somewhat feminist premise though the level of sleaze and brutality would probably disgust the majority of feminists set mostly in a convent and with a nun as the eponymous central protagonist great performance by the wonderful florinda bolkan flavia the heretic may be referred to as a nunsploitation film however this film differs quite drastically from the typical nunsploitation flicks from the time as it doesn t so much focus on the nunsploitation elements such as lesbianism sadistic lesbian punishments etc personally i saw more similarities to the hexploitation flicks of the time such as mark of the devil even though this one doesn t treat the topic of witch hunts which focus on the brutal execution of christian fundamentalism in the middle ages and early modern period br br italy around after witnessing her despotic father behead a wounded muslim soldier young flavia is forced to become a nun in a convent when her father condemns a fellow nun to a torturous death for a small misdemeanor years later falvia s disgust with male violence against women turns into hatred against the despotic church and she joins a band of arabic scavengers br br one thing is for sure flavia the heretic is not for the faint hearted and neither is it for those who want happy endings director gianfranco mingozzi obviously tried to make his film as realistic and disturbing as possible especially in its nasty scenes the many torture and execution scenes are extremely disturbing with skinnings spikings and other gruesome scenes in explicit detail the most shocking scene probably being the torture of the young nun quite in the beginning of the film the violence here is never superfluous however after all this gruesome methods actually were reality in the time the film is set in the film is very well made with realistic costumes fantastic settings an elegant cinematography and a great score by nicola piovani the stunningly beautiful and great florinda bolkan has proved her talent in many great italian cult productions including lucio fulci s giallo masterpiece non si sevizia un paperino of she delivers another great charismatic performance here and i couldn t imagine another actress fitting as well in the role as she does the film has some minor inconsistencies e g why does the rigid church let bizarre cult followers into convents in the first place however it is overall amazing how realistic this film is flavia the heretic should definitely not be missed by my fellow fans of italian exploitation cinema this is a great exploitation flick overall though it definitely is a deeply depressing one and therefore should be watched in the right mood highly recommended to fans of disturbing exploitation cinema ,1
i wanted to see this movie ever since the previews came out i don t understand why everyone is so hard on this film it may not all be technically true to the sport of rugby but this film is not mainly about the sport it s about a rugby team that is taught how to be more than the world expects of them they are taught to become men and not temporally vain boys hollywood is never correct in their productions they are there to make a product that sells something entertaining the story of coach gelwix and what he has taught over the years is simply amazing he teaches about service honor integrity and moral cleanliness how many other movies are teaching that to our youth these days i was proud to see such an amazing story that taught reverence and respect ,1
historically awful scarcely an accurate moment in hours of ridiculosity one cannot keep track of the inconsistencies while watching as with all track and filed movies nobody bothers to ask for any track consultants events and techniques that weren t even created until the next century are shown from the shots of runners jogging in a meters to the highly overweight actor portraying the high jump and long jump winner one would have to know absolutely nothing about track to even be mildly entertained likely thrown together in as a tribute to the games just prior to the la olympics ,0
there are some excellent comments and observations on this film i was pleased to note the comparisons to fritz lang s m forget the s abortive remake with lightweight david wayne the real villain is not the tortured murderer extraordinarily fine performance by jeffery demunn taking out his sexually frustrated anger on his victims mostly children he is the objective the real villain is the stifling bureaucratic soviet system drowning in its own corrupted incompetence the frustration of an uncompromisingly dedicated man rea in his best role since the crying game a facile pragmatist who s willing to use the system to his advantage sutherland always successful in this kind of role a hesitant frightened but determined psychiatrist the incomparable max sydow the bumbling boopous bureaucrat of a prosecutor brilliant brit actor john wood and the quiet supporting wife of the driven investigator delightful supporter imelda staunton this is one damn fine film its darkness and bleakness are supported by the portrayal of a corrupt incompetent system which works against success the is no need to dip into gore laden slice n dice sensationalism that has characterized so many recent films gore is present it s a ghastly story but it adds to the depicting of a pathologically twisted human being the success of the story is precisely that these were acts perpetrated by a person a human like you or i where you and i choose to vent our frustration by reasonable means chikatilo took his anger out on the most innocent and vulnerable of us our children the superb premise of this story is made manifest by an equally superb cast of excellent actors sadly i note that our australian friend didn t like the speech and no doubt would have preferred to hear them speaking in aussie dialect well too bad this fine film sure worked for me and everyone else i ve talked with who has seen it ,1
d amato s hardcore horror hybrid doesn t really live up to its extraordinary title and intriguing premise wherein various vapid contemporary types are attacked by a monster on an atoll previously used for nuclear experiments but for the most part the film is so slow the action so dreary and the cast so clearly repulsed to be having to have sex with each other that the film becomes a chore to watch br br this is a pity because the film sets up a promising idea a group of scientists are taken to the atoll by a naval officer in a small vessel the scientists – three women and two men – are an intriguing cross section of sexual types suffering to various degrees from nymphomania co dependency and frigidity there s even an intriguing foray into the world of female sex tourism where one of the women stops off at a brothel to get serviced by two hunky caribbean studs for hire the creature himself – a mangled native islander with a horribly scarred face and an unfeasibly long pizzle – bears some affinities with the old creature from the black lagoon and is the kind of nuclear nightmare that has hovered over postmodern man since the cold war commenced despite those of us in the west having retreated into hedonism and relativistic science br br porno holocaust certainly is a film which shows the post sexual revolution westerners coming across their mirror image in a nuclear monster yet the torpidity with which it unfolds really lets down the fierceness of the idea there is a promising interplay of action shots with pov shots which suggest that the monster who looks stalks on as horror monsters from their pov position tend to do is akin to the voyeur in the audience getting off on the sex between the beautiful people the sight of the monster forcing a gorgeous young woman to suck his over sized member certainly throws the target audience s ugly fantasies in their face but d amato has developed similar ideas better in other films and porno holocaust is a potentially fierce idea let down by the execution even d amato s usual cinematographic skills let him down with much dreary camera work ,0
though this movie is cheesiness at its best it is pulled off perfectly this movie without a doubt has to be considered a modern classic there are basically two kinds of movies i like movies with depth chick flicks if you must i blame my wife for this and mindless comedies where i can sit back and relax this movie is a perfect example of the latter br br a friend of mine turned me on to this movie shortly after its release considering me to somewhat shallow he said to me you ve got to see this movie it s just your type of movie foregoing the insult i started watching i know they mentioned the ramones a million times but when you actually see them i said hey it is the ramones my friend replied i don t know they were a real band i had my moment of glory br br this movie though now somewhat dated is a must see for ramones fans or anyone else for that matter ,1
i have just lost three hours of my life to this travesty and i can honestly say i feel violated i had read the reviews and heard the warnings and i thought i was prepared for anything at best i thought a faithful if misguided attempt at an original adaptation at worst a so good it s bad plan for the new millennium so when i managed to pick up a copy in walmart while in florida and brought it back to the uk i joked to my friends prepare for the worst movie ever made oh cruel karma there is absolutely nothing to recommend this film the special effects look like the work of a first year design student using a spectrum zx the acting is terrible the accents are worse than terrible one artillery mans accent seems to take us on a tour of the british isles from scotland to wales via northern ireland the dialogue is stilted the editing is non existent the production values prove that no expense has been gone to words really cannot describe how bad this movie is from the union flag flying from the horribly cgi d thunderchild the royal navy flies the white ensign not the union flag to the woodworm ridden acting this is quite simply a crime against film making when you consider some of the literally zero budget fan films that are available on the net the star wars short troops for example the whole we re enthusiastic amateurs argument goes right out of the window and if you believe an interview with hines on the pendragon website this film had an figure budget i can only assume that dodgy facial hair does not come cheap in the us maybe the problem is that hines co tried to make a film of the book rather than turn the book into a film if that makes any sense characters and extras spout chunks of text verbatim without trying to convey the feelings behind the words ironically enough the only person who even came close to giving a decent performance was darlene sellers the ex soft porn actress my advice pray like crazy that jeff wayne doesn t screw up and go watch the spielberg version it may not be true to the text of the book but i can say this as a lifelong hg wells fan and englishman as well speilbergs film is true to the spirit of the book maybe customs were wrong to let me carry this monster into the country but i will say this timothy hines stole three hours of my life and i want them back ,0
i have not seen this movie but i must having read all three of thor heyerdahl s books kon tiki ra and aku aku i am actively looking for a copy of this movie br br the thesis that peruvians migrated to polynesia is alive and well considering that this crew had no gps and only an old fashioned valve tube radio with a watt output their voyage was heroic to say the least br br please reply to this message if you can tell me the location of a copy of this video br br i would be interested in buying it ,1
i saw that movie and i was shocked robert carlyle isn t hitler he is a man who sadly tries to be hitler the movie lies it doesn t reflect the truth in the scene were hitler hit the guy with his gun hitler never had hit anybody he wouldn t hit people with his fist but with the fists of soldiers understand another thing is it is too obvious that hitler is that evil he was more clever than shown in this movie no german would have accepted him as the leader because the can see that he is evil so the real hitler haven t shown his evil side to the people br br have any of you yankees watched the movie der untergang or the dawnfall this is a great movie with amazing actors and its a german movie i think this theme of nazi germany should not be realized as a movie by people who don t know anything of germany people watch der untergang br br http www imdb com title tt br br its a great movie about a very sad period of time for human beings around the world ,0
and i have seen a lot of films i saw this in the theatre in and to this day i remember the sickening urge to walk out if you like john belushi respect his talent or even the sanctity of the cinema this film has nothing to offer you it is mostly a pathetic showcase for the writer of belushi s biography bob woodward as we see the progression of belushi s life pass on the screen woodward actually shows up in the film like a ghost character the most offensive scene occurs when belushi is dying looks up from his deathbed to see the author standing above him and he weakly utters breathe for me woodward there are too many terrible things to mention them all the least of which is the opening that has belushi jumping out of his body bag in the morgue and getting into a taxi driven by a guy named angel i ll leave it at that ,0
there are moments in the film that are so dreadful your teeth ache but knowing that there were only weeks left before the code made movies innocuous and bland paramount rushed this into production before innuendo and leering went out of style vanities is so horrifically anti female that it s delicious as kitty carlisle sings women are displayed with price tags that would insult a bronx hooker they emerge from clams nudge nudge wink wink in postures of absolute submission minions of the law so stupid they cannot find the door get to look up their skirts and snicker bare breasted chorus girls sit uncomfortably in giant cacti could they be a source of hallucinogens perhaps while we listen to sweet marijuana and watch as blood falls on a chorines s breast br br sure carl brisson learned his lines phonetically and doesn t seem to have a clue what he is saying but it s all worth it as norma steals the show while no one is looking br br taking one moment of this fragile fluff seriously is missing the point of the whole exercise watch this with a charter member of now and prepare to justify the whole hollywood machismo sch tick between body blows br br toby wing by the way is the icing on the cake and duke ellington doesn t hurt either br br a must stroll down memory lane ,1
 br br this movie really has nothing going for it with the reverend played by phillip seymour hoffman complaining about his constipation and other toilet humor in a hour movie you know that they made no cuts at all and left the crap in literally it s a waste of good talent and a total embarrassment dreadful br br ,0
 acting not great but some good acting br br director makes some stupid decisions for this film br br writer story makes no sense at all and has huge amount of flaws br br overall score for this movie br br don t waste your time with this film it s not worth it i gave for this movie and it may be too much characters are so over exaggerated than they can ever be in real life and some pretty unexplainable stuff happens storywise not in good way because of the style this film has been filmed you get bored after minutes too many special effects slow motions and camera shakes and fast forwards it s always good that movie uses music to make the story go smooth but there s too many tracks in this one in the first hour there is almost dialogs and musics,0
i was talked into seeing this by a girlfriend john was a good guy sweet sensitive and looks great with no shirt on i thought it was a love story about both of them but it was mainly about his reactions to her letters savannah was a likable character at the start of the movie but once she dumped him i lost respect for her she said it tore her apart being away from him and it was hard he was the one a million miles away he was killing people and the only contact he got was through her letters she didn t have it hard she had family money and he had a tour of duty i was so frustrated at the ending when he forgave her he was too much of a sweetheart i would have waited the years and welcomed him home with open arms ,0
 spoilers br br this is only the second pay per view i ve given a perfect the first being the royal rumble it was full of exciting matches that weren t memorable just disposable fun and that s why i love it br br the opening match between razor and dibiase as well as ludvig borga vs marty jannetty were the only low points they were ok matches but dibiase deserved better in his final pay per view match these days a match like this would have run ins and a bigger climax for razor s first major babyface push and jannetty fresh off a intercontinental title run could have had a better match with borga but i don t think anyone really cared they just needed a borga push on pay per view television br br irs and the kid were great as were michaels and perfect i wish perfect could have won but michaels lies down for no one notice how right after this he left the wwf so he wouldn t have to job to razor bret hart had two great brawls with doink notice how everyone s best match is against the hit man and then lawler their rivalry was a classic that s why that year s feud of the year was a no brainer how often do you see two legends win feud of the year this late in their careers br br the steiners heavenly bodies match was one of the best of the year who knew the bodies could hold their own against one of the best teams ever br br many say that the undertaker giant gonzalez match was a waste of time but i loved it remember what made the old wwf as in pre wwe great was the mix of athleticism and freak show is there a soul out there who didn t like akeem br br the main event wasn t bad although nowhere near match of the year status they put lex luger over well but made a wise choice in having yokozuna keep the belt he was the first heel since superstar graham to hold the belt for more than two months nowadays heels are champions all the time but from the beginning of the wwwf through the wwf of the s if you blinked you missed a heel title reign br br as an old school wrestling fan this one and summerslam are my favorites ,1
the concept was ok but hardly original the acting was plastic but the real spoiler was that there was only one joke and a grubby one at that this is a film for fourteen year olds who have been let out on their own for the first time don t dare to watch it with your kids ,0
losing control is another offering in the erotic thriller genre which could be considered as the pulp fiction of the film world usually they involve a roundabout route to murderous intent interspersed with copious disrobing this is not a complaint especially when it is done by the stunningly beautiful women who invariably inhabit this make believe world br br kim ward kira reed is suffering a bout of writer s block just by chance or is it she meets a man doug jeffery who engages with her in ever more risky sexual encounters the man refuses to divulge any information about himself yet kim steadfastly refuses to stop the affair her agent alexa anneliza scott thinks it will do wonders for her book sales as in most films of this type the denouement comes near the end but some things do not add up i have seen enough of this kind of film to think no change there then but i like them they are so undemanding br br performances of the cast vary doug jeffery carries the film as the psycho sociopath you do not want to cross kira reed looks good but fails to convince as the woman in peril clay greenbush as the pi did not convince either br br finally a note of caution about the dvd under review both the cover and the disc state r rated and running time as minutes but the run time is less than minutes this probably explains why the sex scenes appear truncated and why jennifer ludlow s performance is cut short just as she s getting started stars ,0
did anyone read the script this has to be some of the worst writing and directing of the entire year three great actors paul giamatti rachel weisz and miranda richardson couldn t pull this one out about two thirds it looked like giamatti eyes were saying i can t believe i signed the contract it s not the worst movie i ever saw but it s on the really really bad christmas movie list not enough lines but what else can be said okay the movie just doesn t move with vaughn s con man dialogue his character is just a creepy guy that you just can t get past it was just a lackluster walk through that no one seemed to be able to get into ,0
robert mitchum stars as clint tollinger in this short but tough western man with the gun tollinger is a professional town tamer as in when a town needs someone to save itself he is the one who is brought in to do it tollinger s latest gig comes by as an accident strolling into town looking for his former fling he stumbles into a town being played like a puppet by a local western gangster but many townspeople begin to rue the day they hired tollinger as his way of cleaning up the town becomes very taxing suddenly high plains drifter seems less original br br man with the gun starts off as an average western tough guy film but begins to surprise you more and more as the film progresses what starts off as forgettable and run of the mill ends up dark and character centered the entire film is very well shot and the cast is very enjoyable mitchum is his usual excellent self here in man with the gun not one of his very best performances mitchum still has his classic and effective tough guy screen presence in high gear and he knocks the action packed meaningful and shocking scenes of the film right out of the park man with the gun is a nice mitchum western and is easily worth one s time ,1
strained and humorless especially in light of its rather dubious psychology but well paced and comfortably lurid this genteel body count movie highlights the unusually hypnotic presence of angharad rees as a young woman periodically possessed by jack the ripper thus allowing for some nasty gore effects amidst the edwardian propriety it s all pretty standard stuff for hammer but is handled with a good deal of visual elan even if the central relationship between psychoanalyst porter and rees drives the narrative without ever being satisfactorily explained ,0
as soon as i saw the ad for changi on the history channel i knew i d love it it captured the anzac spirit fantastically you would die if you didn t have mates around you the characters of changi were strong and each brought something different into the story and the japanese soldiers weren t criticised but were depicted as normal soldiers doing what they thought was right just as the australians were doing direction screenplay acting and setting were all done wonderfully with a clear easy to follow plot humour was the soldiers key to survival and it was great to see a mini series about war actually have some sort of humour in it which is usually difficult to do without offending people from what i ve read about soldiers in changi pow camp this story is a very realistic approach to the three and a half years those australian british new zealand american and dutch men spent there i would recommend this series to anyone whether you are interested in war or not ,1
san franpyscho out of so you want to make a serial killer movie but your budget is non existent your camera equipment is elderly and your stars are joe estevez martin sheen s younger brother and a staple in really bad movies and todd bridges from different strokes there are probably ways to pull of at least a watchable film the quiroz brothers have no clue br br first of all much of the cast seems to have been chosen in a desperate attempt to make bridges and estevez look like oscar caliber thespians really how hard is it to play a priest or an overbearing mother certainly a city the size of san francisco has a few professional actors willing to work for a few bucks and a screen credit clearly chris angelo and bonnie steiger who play these roles have other talents such as landscaper or waitress they ought to be fine tuning br br joe rosete as the killer yes the serial killer is simply known as the killer is also pretty awful in a mentally ill method kind of way but i am almost willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as his character is written with zero style or personality a boring almost laughable serial killer is a problem for a serial killer movie br br in addition the quiroz brothers seem to have originally planned this as an abc family movie of the week there is no nudity or violence to speak of and the r rating clearly is for the adult style pacing this move meanders like an year old woman driving with wraparound sunglasses and her turn signal on the only occasional horror comes from lighting estevez s face with a glare that makes it look like his lower jaw was removed br br i wasn t expecting a great film when i rented san franpyscho but i wasn t expecting mind numbing boredom either ,0
i watched this movie a couple of weeks ago and must say i was not impressed not at all i do side with the other posters when it comes to the fine performances but some good performances do not make a good movie br br on the discussion board i found a review by an anonymous poster that captured some of the main points it says deed poll is a movie that raises many questions but hardly answers even a few a movie that is disturbing and above every attempt at categorizing an experiment and a very conventional sexual drama despite some shocking scenes the brilliant acting of barbara kowa and andré schneider the partly very impressive editing and the good camera work steffen ritter make up for gross plot holes and some technical slips especially in sound however the boredom the audiences have to deal with for minutes remains unfortunately this is true i wasn t intrigued by the story at all the protagonists are cold ambition less people they do a lot of drugs and have a lot of incestuous sex so what for many times the direction seemed to be virtually non existent not to mention the technical aspect the poor sound quality was enormously disturbing br br what s the point of the movie what s the message behind it all the anonymous reviewer said somehow biermann failed to make a clear point and so the movie remains hanging in mid air without a message thus the boredom i blame on the movie the movie is reserved and emotionless cold almost neutral and it doesn t take long to see the flaws for long stretches the characters of sean and ivy are not credible they clearly have difficulties with the english pronunciation the character of the mute brother is not developed very well some moments are very promising though in the scene where the call boy is skinned the one and only true love scene an intensity is reached that one would love to see the whole movie long as a spectator one has to regret the chances given away again i must agree i did like the final scene especially because of the beautifully captured faces of gianni meurer and andré schneider but it was nothing compared to the boredom i had to suffer for the first thirty minutes the sex scenes though were aesthetically staged and perfectly edited br br all in all deed poll was not my cup of tea a good controversial idea wasted but it was a interesting to see how a movie can be made with practically no money maybe if they had a bigger budget and a more experienced director this would have become a better movie ,0
i wanted to watch this movie because of eliza dushku but she only has a smaller part in it and her character isn t very likable however the main character played by melissa sagemiller is extremely beautiful and a perfect delight to look at throughout the movie this is really nothing but a showcase for her looks and talent she does a very good job br br the story itself is on the face of it pretty nonsensical after a car crash some friends are possibly dead but keeps on living their previous lives while all sorts of mysterious things happen some bad guys are after them but we never really find out who they are possibly they were the ones in the other car but we certainly don t hear anything about why they are after them the final scenes especially seem filmically ambitious but i can t get anything coherent out of it the opening scene where the bad guys who wear some strange masks cut a blond girl s wrist and gather up some of her blood is never explained or followed up on unless the bad guys are supposed to be a representation of the surgeons who re trying to pull cassie sagemiller back from the dead but no that doesn t seem to work the bad guys are just bad guys they really just mess up a story that might otherwise have been interesting in a supernatural story about death and love and sacrifice who the hell needs bad guys br br out of ,0
absolutely unwatchable lowest quality film making this film makes show girls look good the acting is insufferable the cinematography gives a bad name to amateurism no wonder it went right to video and bypassed the theaters this film wasn t released it escaped ,0
i thought it was a very funny movie i love dog movies and comedy movies so combined they were twice as good k k and k pi are my favorite movies jim belushi is hysterical and jerry lee is hilarious and adorable they make a great team the only downside is that i really didn t understand how dooley s wife died she died before this movie but how if they said it i must have missed it other than that i give it two thumbs tails up those dogs jerry lee and zeus must have had a lot of training they were so funny and all the noises jerry lee would make when dooley was talking to him was so funny my favorite was when jerry lee sang and when he would bite peoples privates to get information very very funny lol,1
i watched the show years ago and loved it am now in possession of the dvd and was watching the series and waiting for scenes i knew were in the show when lucas confronts gail in his house and realized it was missing all of a sudden i was watching the seduction without the lead up then i went on line to check out all the bios of the stars and came across the comments about the shows being out of order thank you but there seems to be some conflict some comments state strangler number then triangle when another had them around the other way and also potato boy and dead to the world were reversed as well can someone clarify ,1
yes the votes are in this film may very well be the plan from outer space for our generation but whereas ed wood s film for all its flaws retains a certain charm despite it all this film defines the word charmless to the nth degree in fact i d suggest to the editors of the oxford english dictionary to cite this movie as a key example defining the that word in the next update to the dictionary br br carrot top is a performer of such abysmal ability that normally rational people that i know once they hear his name become homicidal maniacs dedicated to wanting to kill mr top as soon as possible indeed if one goes to amazon com and look at customer reviews for carrot top s movie and other performance dvd one will find several that could be construed as death threats to mr top br br one other curious fact about this film i recall that mike nelson the head writer for mst in his book mike s mega cheese about movies good and bad said he saw this film and shortly afterwords couldn t recall a thing about it including the title obviously mike was suffering a classic reaction to trauma viewing this atrocity was so soul numbing mike nelson had to block it from his mind evidently in a later chapter in his book mike nelson had recovered his memeory of this film from the review he offers mike nelson was definitely not grateful for the recovered memory br br the only comment i offer about the film and it is not a spoiler it s simply god s honest truth it s not funny none of it is not even a nanosecond of it is funny ,0
this is the most disturbing film i have ever seen it makes requiem for a dream look like a disney film although technically it is reasonably well made acting cinematography music directing etc are good however the concluding gang rape scene is the most appalling and violent thing i have ever seen and i really wish i had not seen it i am afraid that it will haunt me for the rest of my life although i think anyone would find the film extremely disturbing my wife and some of her friends were victimized in a very similar manner and i really didn t need an explicit reminder of the horror that they experienced i saw the film at the sxsw film festival in austin tx and none of the cast or crew were in attendance i would have liked for them to have had the opportunity to defend the violence in their film which i felt was excessive gratuitous and unnecessary an earlier scene successfully conveyed the mood they were apparently striving for but without rubbing your face in the extreme and explicit sexual violence this film should have a big warning label on it for these reasons i would not recommend anyone seeing it you ve been warned ,0
 rise of the footsoldier follows the unrelentingly cruel journey of gangster carlton leach and his associates through drugs violence sex violence guns violence and did i mention violence br br protagonist carlton leach ricci harnett member of the i c f inner city firm a group of football hooligans turned professional gangsters guides the audience through the events leading to the range rover killings in which three gang members fell victim to particularly vicious professional hits leach s success as a doorman and talent for locating aptly violent friends to control unruly punters at a local nightclub launches him into the company of notorious drug dealers and gangsters profitably benefiting from the s s rave scene and drug culture br br opening with brutally realistic shots of the dead men the viewer is left thirsty to understand what happened but left wholly unsatisfied the next hours meander through a series of countless character introductions each of these basically establishes yet another typical hard man shows him assaulting usually undeserving victims before probably coming to an even nastier end what little emotional understanding the audience is allowed to form for a few of the characters for example a family man blamed for missing drugs is quickly destroyed when they are either anti climactically killed or their storyline left unresolved the hints of a plot introduced in the beginning are inadequately concluded with vague impressions of how the murders occurred as the events are slotted into place with little reward for persevering with the hazy muddle of previous events br br this film has been made with a standard formula in mind for an audience who prefer violence and ard nut slang to an actual storyline rise of the footsoldier borrows too much from football factory leaving out the good bits demonstrating no moral ramifications of hooligan subculture or establishing empathy with the protagonist the violence although brilliantly shot seems excessive and implausible because no one is around long enough for the audience to form an emotional attachment the implication that the gangs are untouchable by the police is fair enough but machete wielding doormen regularly committing blatant murder in public places pushes the imagination of even the most willing viewer the audience are left bewildered as to the relevance of many key events and developed characters that had no knock on effect on the eventual conclusion attempted gritty realism is further destroyed with a substance called truth serum which the turkish mafia use to coax honest answers from unwilling individuals this is not the genre in which to invent psychologically unrealistic drugs and renders the interrogation almost absurd br br the actual scenes of violence before becoming repetitive hold some tension spliced with rapid flashes of colour or the end of a film reel seamlessly choreographed brawls coupled with obligatory but effective shaky hand held camera work saves the film but unfortunately the plot or lack there of limits it to a niche demographic br br in essence the events this film is based on aren t deservedly represented and an adequately sequential storyline is sacrificed for stereotypical characters and an unoriginal plot this film has a place in the market but if you like a bit of brain with your brutality this one isn t for you br br http www obsessedwithfilm com ,0
tyson br br aspect ratio br br sound format stereo br br reverent though scrupulously fair account of the life and times of champion boxer mike tyson given his conviction on a rape charge the film is careful not to portray him as hero or villain but paints a warts and all portrait of his rise to fame the pressures of success and the people who shaped his destiny for good or bad constrained by time limits the script gallops through a succession of relevant details alighting briefly on significant events culminating with tyson s temporary downfall in novices will be enlightened by the chronology while boxing fans will be entertained by director uli edel s straight arrow approach to the material he portrays tyson s life as a circus in which he was ultimately led astray by the circumstances of his own success in fact the script reserves most of its venom for tyson s ex wife robin givens characterising her as an ungrateful gold digger who took advantage of his naivety production values are uniformly solid and the cast is superb michael jai white does a fair imitation of the title character george c scott plays tyson s mentor cus d amato through acres of gritted teeth and paul winfield was surely born to play don king ,0
 traffik is an emmy award winning six part miniseries out of the uk which was the inspiration for the oscar winning traffic the five hour film breaks down the opium heroine trade for the viewer from the handcasting of poppy seeds in an afghanistan field to the head rush of a mainlining junkie in a flat in england not only does traffik offer entertainment value through interleaved dramatic stories it also provides an overview of the international drug trade at all levels answering the who where how and why questions of the age old and unstoppable narcotic supply demand machine synergistically entertaining and educational traffik will prove to be time well spent for teens and up a ,1
i have never forgot this movie all these years and it has remained in my life i have looked for this movie on so many sites and stores if anyone ever reads this and has a copy i will pay you for a copy of it or please let me know where i could find one this is a movie that should be a classic romance known as well as my other favorite somewhere in time it was truly brilliant if the right actors would remake this film and give it the patience it needs to be the right acting it could be a block buster a love story as powerful as this should be around for all lovers to see i remember how sad i was at the ending and it really came as a shock i believe with all my heart that johnny really loved the woman and she him this was one terrific movie and it is a shame that it is not available for us to purchase please contact me at shawe aol com i want to give my thanks to a wonderful lady that responded to my message almost a year later she had a copy of the movie and was so kind to send it to me she is a great fan of this movie as i am with her help there have been happy ladies to receive these dvds she is waiting for the book that it is based on i am checking with my local library for it titled mrs maitlands affair by margarett lynn i am sure it is great also many thanks to julie for her graciousness and friendship i am your friend always sharon,1
one of the worst movies i ve ever seen completely ridiculous the story is bad the animations are completely childish and displaced the physics of the holograms are hilarious from how much they are completely wrong omg i even wanna believe that this film has disney label on it yuck the actresses are somewhat beautiful but there are so many good films with astonishing actresses that are far more valuable to see than this one final remark bad film don t bother to watch it if you re looking for films to see with your kids consider other alternatives like ratattuile monster inc or an enchanted story on theaters seriously ,0
camp blood is an absolutely atrocious slasher film we re mixing friday the th with the blair witch project and adding a killer in a clown mask br br the budget for this film must have been very low some of the actors played multiple parts and the camera used produced a picture equal to the colourised version of the original night of the living dead which if anybody has watched that version will back me up that it is poor br br this film was just so bad there is nothing in the film even worth watching the very fact i watched this all the way through stunned me just take my advice and don t buy or rent this film it is appalling ,0
this thing is really awfull there´s no charachter with weight they´re all floating around in the bg´s the motion capture is a fine toy but this movie demostrates that you really need people who knows animation to do an animated film the machine can´t do anything well by itself if you see it as a bizarre film you´ll have fun finding mistakes of continuity in a d movie it´s funny to watch the princess dress move around like a thing with diferent phisics you need animators and d animators not data entries whom know d programs note the junctions like the elbows how they lost volume and get deformed the person who made the charachter design a very good one sufered for sure when he she watched them move ´cos you can´t say they come to life ,0
ok it was a risky move to rent this flick but i thought i had nothing to lose well i was wrong this is next to bloodsurf the worst horrormovie i have ever seen crappy actors crappy technical output crappy story and so on the soundtrack though isn t to bad that is why i give it a on the vote and not just a and of course the cats are a positive surprise by far the superior actors in this movie do not rent or buy it stay away from it and hope that this horrible horrible film will vanish to some obscure existence and not become a cult classic it most definitely do not deserve any recognition ,0
anthony minghela s writer director cold mountain is a carefully constructed sensitive and intelligent drama set in the social context of the confederacy during the civil war which deals with the politics of the war in a very subtle and realistic manner while it accurately depicts the brutality and inhumanity of that war it also does something that many films related to this period to not handle as effectively cold mountain studies the southern context from the inside out and portrays changes among the non slave owning common people wrought by the war and almost uniquely cold mountain does not over generalize southerners northerners or anybody else br br the film surfs through genres as needed never presenting a dull moment it is a romance a war story an action adventure and historical fiction all nicely woven into one br br the story centers on inman jude law and ada monroe nicole kidman who are smitten with each other for very simple reasons as this young romance begins to bud inman enlists in the confederate army taking with him a book ada has given him and a photograph of her ada s character is one of the most brilliant aspects of the film which is important because the audience experiences this film from a third person perspective but the story is clearly hers from the beginning to the end ada is an intelligent southern belle and daughter of a liberal minister she begins the film as a daddy s girl skilled in many of the arts that southern women who have been surrounded by servants most of their lives were expected to learn in other words as she admits to ruby thewes renee zellweger she is a master of everything useless br br ada s father passes on and she is left to manage his modest estate by herself with no experience of this sort she struggles and survives by holding the memory of inman close to her heart ruby enters the picture as a tough young woman who has been raised by a drunk and negligent father ruby has all the skills and abilities ada lacks and as they become inseparable business partners they grow to love one another as best friends inman s experience is radically different but something of a mirror image during his participation in the war he sees many friends killed for causes they don t really believe in and decides to desert nobody he meets comes to his rescue as he begins the thousand mile walk back to cold mountain and ada and most of those he meets die br br the bulk of the film takes place during inman s long walk following both of the protagonists as they live learn grow and change an on going act of will borne of desperation preserves their intense passionate love for inman it is his only source of hope in a world of pure desperation for ada it is very much the same thing but also a symbol and remnant of the old south a world which is rapidly passing br br the cinematography is powerful and breathtaking there are beautiful shots of appalachian landscapes which give the film a strong sense of history the script and editing are also extremely strong emphasizing the broad class and educational differences reflected in the ante bellum southern dialects of the middle and lower classes with the cast of this film nothing short of perfection should be expected and the cast mostly rises to the occasion my one criticism however relates to the accents adopted by kidman and law s characters an australian and a brit probably should not be expected to accurately reproduce southern american speech but there are a few occasions where these two exceptionally gifted actors produce distracting vocal slips i admit my oversensitivity to this and can say with some confidence that it won t bother most people zellweger s performance is outstanding and she creates a character i will remember into my senescence br br very highly recommended ,1
as far as i can understand tiw watcher is the first work of a young director my doubt is if this is the work of a regular guy who happens to love films or if this is the work of a cinema student since there is a reference to oporto school of arts in the final credits br br nevertheless director ricardo pinho demonstrates with this movie a total unawareness of some basic notions about cinema what is a movie how to tell a story it doesn t matter for the novice director one of the first things you learn in school when you re studying cinema is how to tell a story you learn that just like in novels in movies you should also construct your story in three acts the introduction the development and the conclusion you learn that your story should have a protagonist and an antagonist and that there should be a climax you learn this is valid for a hour epic for the regular movie for a short film and even believe it or not for a second commercial you also learn there can be levels of subtleness in your approach to the academic structure and that ultimately you can even deconstruct it br br in rough terms tim watcher introduces us its main character and then the movie ends the whole movie sounds like the introduction of the characters in jeunet s amélie there are no second or third acts in tim watcher this is not a parody or an art film thus you can t even try to justify the disrespect for the academic structure you are expecting to be told a story and it doesn t happen worst than that tim watcher defines itself as a warning and one with no real purpose it doesn t make a point or at least not a valid one its point is childish with a sense of vengeance the situations portrayed are utterly simple and its approach is manichaean br br i was expecting a lot more from this short the movie opens with a rather good looking credits sequence and you quickly realize you are watching something with better production values than the regular portuguese short film i don t know the budget for this movie but judging for the thanks list in the end credits merit must go to the production team for such good connections in a country where s difficult to have doors opened to young filmmakers br br tim watcher seems to be an exercise in style color and carefully chosen plans combined with a fine score that s all there s nothing else there s no plot and that s a shame because it feels like a waste of production values hardly you can see in the regular portuguese short such diversity of locations and so many available extras to enrich a story br br as absurd as the comparison may sound i must refer the bmw shorts as a fine example of how you can tell a good story in a very short film severely conditioned to product placement and over the top stylish cinematography ,0
the movie is actually too slow there are some nice images but it cannot outweigh the fact that the movie is in fact boring you see a sexual intercourse a lot of watermelons and a sexual intercourse while eating a melon and maybe a little bit more it may sound even interesting to someone but believe me to watch it for hours isn t fun at all though you laugh several times but it s really not enough and it may be more out of despair and disbelieve than out of fun to disturb the boredom director tries to put few movie video clips into the movie they are really colorful clips of absurd songs maybe from the s but it s hard to say exactly and they are trying to be funny so hard that it s really sad several times you have a feeling that the plot could evolve into something that a powerful scene is being created but at the end it just somehow evaporates and that s it beside the clips there are hardly any dialogs let alone music the director is trying to be original and artistic at all cost personally i cannot recommend the movie i believe that art is something that shouldn t be boring during the projection there was yawning all around the cinema which just corroborates my short review ,0
grave robber is sitting in his cell awaiting execution is visited by a monk wishing to take down his last words for posterity and as a warning to others about the horrible life he lead at first reluctant but with his tongue loosened up by drink the young grave robber is soon telling his story which is full of the dead the undead and things that go bump in the night br br new york lensed horror film filmed in part on staten island which no doubt brought the spirit of andy milligan lurking about is one of the better horror comedies to come around in a while this is an often very funny film that just spins its story out in every which way the cast is first rate dominic monaghan plays arthur blake the grave robber telling his story ron perlman is father duffy the monk taking the statement and perhaps getting too involved in the tale both men are clearly having a grand old time and it shows the rest of the cast is equally as good the music by jeff grace is excellent the effects are perfect for this sort of ghoulish silliness the film is a great deal of fun if there is any trouble with the film its that perhaps it throws its net a little wide so as the result has way too much going on i don t want to give too much away but i don t think we needed the alien body in the mix still this is a great deal of fun and its one i m pretty sure i will revisit on the ifc in theaters where i saw it the first time and later on i m sure i ll pick up the dvd br br worth a look ,1
in one word abysmal i give it one star for the hippie sex scenes and eye candy women otherwise forget it corman s worst effort bar none ben vereen should have had his name permanently stricken from the cast i cannot believe that this is now going to be on dvd as of with wild in the streets another retro stinker i woke up sick in bed this morning with a cold decided to watch a movie to cheer me up some scanned the digital channels the premise looked interesting enough because i like viewing b movie sci fi hippie culture and rebellious teen flicks it seemed familiar somehow and with ben vereen in the cast i thought why not what a big mistake it was a horrible start to my day br br only after viewing it i now know why the familiarity crept into the recesses of my newly awakened brain i remembered seeing coming attractions for this film as a year old i m back in the early mid seventies at the sombrero a local art theater that no longer exists the whole theater laughed hysterically and even groaned out loud at how bad this movie looked acting dreadful story awful cinematography nearly awful music terrible sound horrendous directing a joke if you choose to watch this after my warning remember i told you so br br gass s s s is the perfect title for this film you feel gassed after viewing this putrid movie or maybe that you should be taken to a gas chamber for wasting your brain away i have seen homemade super movies that put this film to shame definitely a new addition to my all time top ten worst films it s up there er down there with tentacles br br ted in gilbert az,0
he who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster and if you gaze for long into an abyss the abyss gazes also into you br br yes this is from nietzsche s aphorism from beyond good and evil and that s what you find at the start of this movie br br if you watch the whole movie you will doubt if it was the message that the ram gopal varma production wanted to pass on as the scenes crop up one by one quite violent and at times puke raking the viewer is expected to forget the nietzsche quote and think otherwise that to deal with few people you need dedicated people like sadhu agashe who will have the licence to kill anyone not just writing firs something unworthy of the police to do as we are made to believe br br when tada was repealed and the government wanted to pass newer and even more draconian laws rgv s satya did the required brain surgery without blood transfusion for the multiplex growing thinking urban crowd whose views matters in a democratic country like india within a year mcoca was passed br br when real life encounter specialist daya nayak became a monster on the path of fighting them and was himself booked by mcoca aab tak chhappan was made to heed out false impression among the people about this with it s you have to be a monster to save your nation approach br br and people consumed it no questions raised only praises and hopes that they get a sadhu agashe in their local police station who will solve all problems and hence let only milk and butter flow all over blood you can ignore br br every time israel attacks palestine or lebanon we hear voices like india must also similarly attack pakistan this movie is made for such psychopaths if you don t give them this they will probably die out of boredom and lsd and what not br br hence this game of the passion of hatred ,0
ever since i can remember and i m only my mother and i have been and continue to watch older movies because well i find them much more rewarding in the long run but hey don t get me wrong i do love the movies we have today just not as much as i love movies of the s and s anyways now i have to say the moment i started watching the movie my eyes were glued to the tv of course my favorite character was the grandmother played by lucile watson but i loved the way betty davis and her family was portrayed the children did not act like children in the slightest but there is good reason for that having had to hid and run most of your life seeing the awful things children saw those days destroyed their innocence so people saying oooo i hated how the kids acted blah blah blah read between the lines and know they saw things children should not see br br paul lukas dear paul did an amazing job now i know many people are mad that he go the oscar and bogie didn t but hey they both did amazing jobs so i think it could have gone either way but lukas performance was so amazing that by the end of the movie i was reduced to tears i loved this movie so much and recommend it to anyone d,1
i dug out from my garage some old musicals and this is another one of my favorites it was written by jay alan lerner and directed by vincent minelli it won two academy awards for best picture of and best screenplay the story of an american painter in paris who tries to make it big nina foch is a sophisticated lady of means and is very interested in helping him but soon finds she loves the guy meanwhile gene kelly falls for lovely damsel leslie caron his main dancing partner and i must say they are fantastic together on the floor and otherwise famous french singer georges guietary sings too so if you like good smooth dancing and fun filled scenes filled with oscar levant s nimble piano fingers the songs of george gershwyn will live on forever in this colorful gem ,1
one of my all time favourite movies nothing can beat watching this movie for the first time if i could go back in time and erase my memory or suffer from momentary amnesia i would so i could enjoy this movie as much as i did that very first time it s still enjoyable second and third times round but i found myself appreciating the humour more as the shocks and thrills weren t unexpected if you want a see a film that you truly won t be able to predict the ending of then i highly recommend this film its chilling shocking full of suspense and there s also loads of humour to help you through it too if you watch this film and don t love it i truly question your sanity ,1
getting to work on this film when it was made back in the summer of shot partly in the biltmore estate in asheville nc and the remaining parts in winston salem the massive offices of the rj reynolds were used in several office scenes and places in around the beautiful city that is know as the tulip capital of the world winston salem i enjoyed my work although it was exceedingly hard work building all the sets like the golf of mexico where renee russo and jim belushi went on their date i also had a big hand in decorating the bar where larry encounters the magical bartender mr destiny i tacked all those pics on the wall of sports heroes and decorated that phone booth where larry makes a phone call for a cab i even put my mothers photo at eye level so i could freeze frame it and show it to her when we watched it i remember dyeing the grass at his old house with green dye because it first had to be sodded it was a new house in a new development and i guess they leased it for the movie then i had to cut that newly laid sod to make it look nice man that was hard as far as the movie when we made it we had no idea what it would be like but after seeing it i fell in love with it because really tells the story of what if as good as i ever had seen it including the great it s a wonderful life i cried so many times br br i can t count i got to meet the wonderful actor michael caine while shooting scenes at an old minor league ballpark where larry s boyhood scenes were played and replayed i remember after he had done a take an was heading back to his trailer i ran him down and asked him for a picture and he was quite amiable and said why not he is a good guy and a really natural and forceful actor i can t say the same for jim belushi he was so full of himself smoking big cuban cigars and talking loudly so br br everyone in earshot could hear his every word his career never did take off but he has had a decent tv career recently i would say watch this movie if you ever get the chance it s wonderful and really heartfelt and real you can feel larry s pain after he enters into the new world mr destiny gives him after hitting the homer and as he wants so badly for people to believe he is not this bad guy everyone thinks he is they all think he belongs in a nuthouse but eventually he wins people over but by then he wants his real life back so badly especially his wonderful wife played so beautifully by linda hamilton and he wants his dog back so see it ,1
i enjoyed the night listener very much it s one of the better movies of the summer br br robin williams gives one of his best performances in fact the entire cast was very good all played just the right notes for their characters not too much and not too little sandra oh adds a wonderful comic touch toni collette is great as the mom and never goes over the top everyone is very believable br br it s a short movie just under an hour and a half i noticed the general release version is nine minutes shorter than the sundance version i wonder if some of the more disturbing images were cut from the movie br br the director told a story and did it in straightforward fashion which is a refreshing change from many directors these days who seem to think their job is to impress the audience rather than tell a story and tell it well br br do not be sucker punched by the previews and ads it is not a hitchcockian thriller see the night listener because you want to see a good story told well if you go expecting hitchcock you will be disappointed br br my only complaint with the movie was the ending the director could have left a little more to the audience s imagination but this is a minor quibble ,1
oh dear lord how on earth was any part of this film ever approved by anyone it reeks of cheese from start to finish but it s not even good cheese it s the scummiest moldiest most tasteless cheese there is and i cannot believe there is anyone out there who actually truly enjoyed it yes if you saw it with a load of drunk stoned buddies then some bits might be funny in a sad kind of way but for the rest of the audience the only entertaining parts are when said group of buddies are throwing popcorn and abusive insults at each other and the screen i watched it with an up for a few laughs guy having had a few beers in preparation to chuckle away at the film s expected crapness we got the crapness plenty of it but not the chuckles it doesn t even qualify as a so bad it s good movie it s just plain bad very very bad here s why look away if you re spoilerphobic the movie starts out with a guy beating another guy to death ok i was a few minutes late in so not sure why this was but i think i grasped the this guy is a bit of a badass who you don t want to mess with message behind the ingenious scene oh and a guy witnesses it so we already have our ultra evil bad guy and wussy but cute apparently good guy cue hero big sam steps on the scene in the usual fashion saving good guy in the usual inane way that only poor action films can accomplish i e hero is immune to bullets everyone else falls over rather clumsily cue first plot hole how the bloody hell did sammy know where this guy was or that he d watched the murder perhaps this and the answers to all my plot hole related questions was explained in the minutes before i got into the cinema but i doubt it in fact i m going to stop poking holes in the plot right here lest i turn the movie into something resembling swiss cheese which we all know is good cheese so the plot a very generous word to use good guy must get to la evil guy would rather he didn t hero sam stands between the two cue scenery for the next vomit inducing hour the passenger plane as i said no more poking at plot holes i ll just leave it there passenger plane next the vital ingredient up until now missing from this gem of a movie and what makes it everything it is snakes yay oh pause first we have the introduction to all the obligatory characters that a lame movie must have hot horny couple see if you can guess how they die dead before any snakes even appear british guy those pesky brits eh cute kids and jo brand for all you americans that s an english comic famous for her size and unattractiveness now that we ve met the cast let s watch all of them die except of course the cute kids don t expect anything original it s just snake bites on various and ever increasingly hilarious really not parts of the body use your imagination since the film makers obviously didn t use theirs br br so that s most of the film wrapped up so now for the best bit the ending as expected everything is just so happy as the plane lands that everyone in sight starts sucking face yep ice cool sammy included but wait we re not all off the plane yet the last guy to get off is good guy but just as he does he gets bitten by a you guessed it snake of all things clearly this one had been hiding in mr jackson s hair the whole time since it somehow managed to resist the air pressure trick that the good old hero had employed a few minutes earlier despite the ft constrictor the one that ate that pesky british bugger being unable to so sam shoots him and the snake in one fell swoop at this point i prayed that the movie was about to make a much needed u turn and reveal that all along the hero was actually a traitor of some sort but no in a kind of icing on the cake way but with stale cheese remember it is revealed that the climax of the film was involving a bullet proof vest how anyone can think that an audience years ago let alone in would be impressed by their ingenuity is beyond me but it did well in summing up the film br br actually we re not quite done yet after everyone has sucked face uncle sam with leading actress good guy with tiffany token black guy with token white girl and the hot couple in a heart warming bout of necrophilia it s time for good guy and hero to get it on in bali nope it wasn t at all exciting the exclamation marks were just there to represent my utter joy at seeing the credits roll yes the final shot of the film is a celebratory surfing trip to convey the message that a bit of male bonding has occurred and a chance for any morons that actually enjoyed the movie to whoop a few times that s it this is the first time i ve ever posted a movie review but i felt so strongly that somebody must speak out against this scourge of cinematography if you like planes snakes samuel l jackson air hostesses bad guys surfing dogs in bags or english people then please please don t see this movie it will pollute your opinion of all of the above so far that you ll never want to come into contact with any of them ever again go see united instead that was good ,0
i went to see this with my wife and yr old son he seemed to like it a lot more than my wife and i did the writing is surprisingly poor for a pixar disney excursion in fact i had a very hard time paying attention at all the movie does look amazing but the story just becomes so weird and long winded that i was hoping my son would fall asleep so i could pick him up and walk out br br not to say that the film isn t an interesting concept it s just told so oddly bad screenplay especially when we meet the family for the first time i know we re supposed to get the impression that the family is wacky but good lord they could ve shortened that sequence by a good minutes seemingly i didn t actually time it by that point i was scratching my head looking for an exit ,0
honestly i was disappointed in expiration date super clever title and interesting premise but i don t think it delivered what was it about the main character s desire to reconnect with his native roots or more likely it was his need to overcome his fear of death but he wasn t set up as someone who has lived his life in fear it seems as if his life was going fine but since doomsday is approaching he should now start worrying i didn t buy it meanwhile the supporting characters in the film didn t seem to have needs that blended into an overarching story they were all just doing their thing running parallel to the main character also what was treated as a curse looked more like a coincidence who cursed the family why when finally why didn t he just plan on staying in his apartment all day on his birthday those are my criticisms but i did love the shots of seattle cinematography was beautiful acting was good in the times it wasn t outstanding ,0
a teenage film about angst friendship loyalty and growing up but this isn t a happy outing on its part due to the circumstances and life changing dilemmas surrounding the premise what eventuates is quite numbing haunting and downright cold however i was expecting something a little more powerful and effective and while engrossing and unforgettable it didn t entirely stir up much in the way of emotions the performances are reasonably a mixed bag but there s a brutal honesty to them all dennis hopper and especially daniel roebuck are amazing crispin glover eccentrically over does it and keanu reeves dead as wood turn seems to pay off in his custom slacker role joshua john millar is quite good and so is ione skye jim metzler chimes in with a short but highly engaging performance the story is dramatically confronting character laced and harrowing in its eventual breakdown where it infuses a gritty and painful punch jürgen knieper s swirling music score is simmering with anxiety tension and wonder as the morals and commitments are tested and learnt ,1
i desperately want to give this movie a i really do some movies especially horror movies are so budget that they are good a wise cracking ninja scarecrow who can implement corn cobs as lethal weaponry definitely fits this budget to brilliance system the depth of the movie is definitely its strong point and the twists and turns it implements keeping the audience at the edge of their seats really drives the creepy ninja puberty stricken pre thirty year old student non cowboy drawing wise cracking son of a bitch scarecrow into the limelight as the creepiest horror icon of the year all i can really say is can you dig it and recommend watching movies such as frankenfish if you enjoy this sort of hilarious horror br br what the hell were they smoking ,0
while on vacation on northern australia gracie diana glenn her husband adam andy rodoreda and her younger sister lee maeve dermody decide to take the blackwater barry tour in the swamp for fishing their guide jim ben oxenbould uses a small motor boat and takes the tourist along the river to a remote spot when they stop they are attacked by a huge crocodile that capsizes their boat and immediately kills jim the three survivors climb a tree and when they realize that help would never come to rescue them they decide to try to find a way out of their sheltered location however in the muddy water their boat is flipped and the crocodile stalks the trio under the water br br black water is a tense realistic and dramatic low budget movie and in accordance with the warning in the beginning based on a true event the acting of the unknown diana glenn maeve dermody and andy rodoreda is top notch giving credibility to this simple but scary story there are many similarities between this movie and prey but in different environments my vote is seven br br title brazil medo profundo deep fear ,1
the premise is a bit better than the execution but that doesn t mean the film is worth a look splendid supporting cast makes this a fun mystery to unravel raines is great as the resourceful woman determined to solve this puzzlement i always enjoy thomas gomez ,1
this movie literally had me rolling on the floor well at least on the couch laughing i didn t think i would like it but it came on cable tv one afternoon and i watched the whole thing and thoroughly enjoyed myself since then i ve also seen black sheep which was pretty good but not as non stop funny as tommy boy ,1
what a bad movie i m really surprised that deniro and even snipes would be associated with something like this if you re going to make a movie that involves baseball and shows scenes of baseball at least make the action look somewhat realistic why was the crowd always standing up for no particular reason during games possible spoiler and the last scene in the movie what was that we are somehow led to believe that deniro has found his way onto the field in an umpire s uniform and that the game is even being played in a torrential downpour one of the worst ever scenes in a sports movie stars out of ,0
eddie murphy plays chandler jarrell a man who devotes his time to finding lost children when the beautiful kee nang charlotte lewis enters his life she tells him he is the chosen one and he must find the golden child sceptical and driven purely by lust and intrigue jarrell gets involved without realising he s about to embark on a fantastical journey one that involves peril and worst of all the demon sardo numspa br br is the golden child a product of its time by that i mean was eddie murphy and the golden child s popularity exclusive to the late s audiences for i can remember vividly how much this film entertained folk back in that decade it s box office was making it the th biggest earner of but since the s faded from memory it has become the in thing to deny eddie murphy pictures the comedy accolades that they actually once had the golden child is not up with the more accepted s murphy pictures like trading places and beverly hills cop but upon revisiting the film recently i personally find that it contains murphy at his wisecracking quipping and charming best seriously br br cashing in on a fantasy action formula that was reinvigorated and temp lated by raiders of the lost ark in the golden child hits all the required genre buttons pretty girl daring reluctant hero with a quip in his armoury dashing villain charles dance so english i could kiss him myself wonderful colour and a cute kid with mystical powers the film only asks you to get involved in the fun not to dissect and digress its worth as a cranial fantasy picture yes the cgi demon looks creaky now and yes the genre had far better pictures in the s s and beyond but really if you agree with the disgraceful rating of here on this site then you may just be taking this genre a little too serious seriously ,1
heftig og begeistret intense and enthusiastic is a documentary like story of a male choir up in berlevåg in the very northern part of norway where the weather is cold and hostile the days are dark during the winter and the towns are faced with young people moving to the more populated parts in the south of norway where the climate is warmer and there are more opportunities br br the most beautiful part of this movie is the humans themselves the people in the choir who are aged from to all have unique colorful lives and are very enjoyable beings they are characterised by the harsh climate and the recession of the north and have adapted to the way of living required throughout the movie we learn a bit about many people in the choir and we follow them through songs some events in a church and on the harbour and in the end a trip to murmansk br br the outside environment filmed in the movie is very beautiful and characterised by the norwegian nature the scenography is also natural and taken directly from the choir and from the peoples lives that we meet thei r livingrooms the bathroom the kettle on the oven there is nothing artificial about this movie not the people not the environment not their music and not their feelings everything is as real as can be br br it all loses out though when it comes to giving a story it is very beautiful and real but why do we see it is it because of the songs is it because of the nature or is it simply just to see a story about berlevåg mens choir about their life and some of the trips they have the message if there is any is that this small society copes with life through such social events like the choir the choir have kept the people together for many many years br br it is all nice but being as popular as it has been seen by almost in norway there is something wrong there is no beginning or end to it nobody gains or loses anything nobody reveals any message or tries to convince the audience of that this is good or that life up there is great why was this movie made br br i am sorry it is a nice movie about good people but compared to the average european scandinavian or norwegian movie this does not deserve a out of it is closer to out of and that is what i will give it br br if you see this movie in a theater you should expect the average age on the audience to be around it has reported to be consistently high in all theaters maybe this is also the reason for it receiving such very high praise in the news and good grades also on the imdb it is a movie about elders for elders it is a movie of i regret nothing in my life and a story saying that living in a small town like berlevåg might be a nice life too ,0
i saw the film at the nashville film festival it was beautifully done from cinematography to the acting it s the story of a father and son and how they come to appreciate each other during a family crisis beautifully written with dialog that never rings false the film showcases the acting talents of paul reiser and peter falk among others in this outstanding cast the film begins with the aging father peter falk is trying to figure out why his wife olympia dukakis has left him the father presents himself unannounced on the doorstep of his son and daughter in law the father and son take off the next day to look at some property and end up taking a classic road trip they fish play pool watch a baseball game get drunk get involved in a barroom brawl and dance with strange women but more important they each confront the unspoken tensions that can affect any family it s the kind of film that touches the heart and makes one appreciate those who are closest to them ,1
this movie features an o k score and a not bad performance by david muir as dr hackenstein the beginning and end credits show along with the most of the actors and the special effects that this is a low budget movie there is nothing in this movie that you could not find in other mad scientist horror comedy or low budget movies not special for any nude scene buffs or bad movie lovers either this movie is simply here anne ramsey and phillis diller are nothing to get excited about as well if you are curious as i was and can actually find this you will realize the truth of the one line summary ,0
four porn stars romping through the irish woods sounds like a film to watch we have ginger lynn allen chasey lain taylor hayes and jenna jameson all together in one film are you licking your lips well the mutant creatures who resulted from centuries of inbreeding were certainly licking their lips as they feasted on the entrails of their victims br br yes there was some flesh exposed far too little considering the cast but it was soon ripped open to expose dinner for these creatures there was definitely some action that probably has not been seen before and more than one person lost their head in the situation br br unfortunately director christian viel did not show much promise and i am not likely to watch his later efforts ,0
i loved the first azumi movie i ve seen ms ueto in a variety of her tv appearances and i ve seen my fair share of samurai and ninja flicks i have to say that this movie was much weaker than i d expected br br given the movie s cast and set up in azumi they should have been able to do a much better job with this movie but instead it was slow plodding in parts and sprinkled with very poor unconvincing and wooden acting br br when they bothered to reference the first movie they did so in a manner that was pretty loose and weak in azumi the title character is the best of a group of superior killers in azumi she seems somehow diminished and less impressive br br that s not to say it was a total loss there were a few decent fight scenes and some over the top characters unfortunately the movie suffers overall from the simple fact that shusuke kaneko and yoshiaki kawajiri are not ryuhei kitamura and isao kiriyama the latter two truly captured the manga feel in their screenplay whereas the former never quite got it ,0
very few movies have had the impact on american culture the way urban cowboy has thank god it was temporary but uc is almost in a class by itself as one of those flicks that when you re flipping channels at am you just can t take your eyes off my top three are animal house and walking tall btw but that s beside the point i remember urban cowboy hit the theaters and overnite there were honkytonks being opened on every corner men were sporting cowboy hats with their penny loafers and if you didnt know how to two step you were considered a social moron personally i think it s a great movie travolta really surprised me on the heels of satnitefever who d a thunk he s actually believable too the soundtrack is awesome too bad charlene tilton of tv s dallas fame ruined johnny lee s career cause that guy was just terrific the show stealer here is scott glenn as the greaser ex con redneck cowboy and i ain t got nothing against greaser ex con cowboys semi being one myself but i ve always envied what i feel to be the greatest power line of all time pack at s t sort of like clint s make my day and watching him slap sissy around is the closest thing i ll see to my julia roberts fantasy so like i said beautiful ,1
it has been said that deanna durbin invented teenagery this first film was one of the best the humorous story presented a delightful year old deanna a little beauty with a gorgeous voice as the miss fixit in a family split by divorce for plot summary see other imdb entries but quickly deanna and her two older sisters plan to go to america from switzerland to prevent their father from remarrying with an excellent supporting cast especially barbara read and nan grey as the sisters good direction and editing the film succeeds in captivating one even on subsequent viewings of deanna s three songs only il bacio is from the classical repertoire but when she sings it in that police station scene the film s place in history is assured at least it was for this viewer who at the age of was smitten for life with both deanna and classical music one of the many nice touches that occur throughout three smart girls is the brief glimpse of the drunk stretching his neck for a final glimpse of deanna as the cops hustle him by one unfortunate result of the success of this film was that subsequent writers for durbin vehicles became locked into the miss fixit theme which quickly became stale deanna herself never did her stature as an actress is more questionable than her charisma which she certainly had it seems to me that like many another film personality she substituted naturalness for the histrionic ability that she lacked the ploy worked well for feature films ,1
i just saw this movie mainly because brady corbet is in it and i must say that i was not pleased br br of course the computer graphics were amazing but the story line needed a little touch up also i think this movie would have done much better with more curses and blood as well if it were rated pg br br that would definitely attract more people to see it teens what would also attract more teens particularly teen girls would be a large close up of brady corbet on the thunderbirds poster br br even though the movie had it s down points i still saw it and thought it was okay ,0
one of the message boards threads at imdb had two women talking about colin firth how they watched the movie only because of him obviously these were two young women but what struck me is how little this movie has been appreciated by audiences generally the brilliant and i mean brilliant performances by michelle pfeiffer and jessica lange were hardly noticed not only by audiences but by the academy and by most of the critics br br i think i know why first the plot or actually just the setup is a kind of bastardization of shakespeare s king lear with the dying crazy patriarch and the three scheming daughters who will inherit their names even begin with the same letters regan goneril and cordelia rose ginny and caroline and i guess larry jason robards works for lear the apparent idea envisioned by jane smiley in her pulitzer prize winning novel was to tell a lear like story from the point of view of the daughters and to tell it a sort of late twentieth century realistic way not considered by the bard the problem is in smiley and moorhouse s story the two older daughters are very human with strengths and weaknesses while the father is a most despicable character without much in the way of redeeming qualities his only strength was his ability to make a financial success of the farm however we can even discount that since his father and grandfather before him built the farm and he inherited it br br the second problem and this is one i cannot personally attest to not having read smiley s novel is that the movie is only a limited and partial interpretation of that novel still it is almost always the case that an excellent novel especially a long and ambitious one with many psychological nuances cannot be faithfully transferred to the screen the vision and audio demands of film drown out the subtleties of a narration while the time constraints don t allow for the full development of character and motivation achieved by the novelist given five or six hours perhaps moorhouse could have made a movie more in keeping with smiley s novel br br a third problem is one that is perhaps moorhouse s alone she began her directing career with the very well done aussie film proof starring russell crowe she follow it up with how to make an american quilt which celebrated women especially women of a certain age however it was a bit heavy handed and clearly and determinedly a chick flick in a sense a thousand acres takes off from there showing us not only the point of view of women but does so in a way that may seem politically motivated to some larry cook is clearly a bad bad daddy he beat his daughters and he had carnal knowledge of them he ran the household with an iron fist jess colin firth s character seduces the inexperienced ginny and breaks her heart for nothing more than a bit of fun it would appear and then he goes to rose who clearly is going to be the power behind the new ownership and hooks up with her while incidentally inducing her husband to end his life in a drunken accident the rest of the men are one dimensional characters without nuance the way they often appear in romance novels i think most audiences were put off by the heavy handed incest adultery and sexual betrayal that was woven into the story br br having said all this i think the critics and the public are wrong i think the direction was biased against men but in this story it needed to be i think moorhouse did a fine job of making an emotional and engaging film about family dynamics that were none too pretty and the acting by pfeiffer and lange was nothing short of sensational they seemed to feed off of one another in a way that i found absolutely authentic and deeply moving in particular pfeiffer was riveting as she projected her bent up anger and hatred the way moorhouse allowed her character to be revealed to us gradually is a tribute to her ability as a director as well as to pfeiffer s outstanding performance and the skill with which moorhouse guided the change in ginny s character as she went from a ninny as she called herself to someone with self awareness and some understandable bitterness was also excellent the fact that she left her husband was as much out of shame as anything else he needed to go get her and forgive her and bring her back and robards in his intensity and madness was also very good br br i predict that this film which bombed in theaters will be better appreciated in the years to come as people see it on dvd my question is whatever happened to moorhouse her talent is obvious but she has yet to director her fourth feature film when she does i hope she remembers to go with what she believes but to be fair as well i think actually she was fair to the two lead character in this film but didn t pay enough attention to the others in addition to the unnuanced father jennifer jason leigh s caroline was unfinished leaving us to wonder about why she did some of the things she did and the husbands needed to be something more than mannequins they needed to be engaged and involved ,1
 chips is an excellent blend of music light comedy and drama with a picture perfect performance by peter o toole and and effortless romantic supporting performance by petula clark o toole is able to show the shy uncommunicative teacher that wishes so much to be loved by his students and is only able to express his love when he married katherine clark she brings him the world what a lot of flowers and he is forever changed he becomes the beloved headmaster of brookfield through tragedy but knows he could only have achieved his goal through katherine s love the songs with the exception of the music hall number are all thought songs coming from character s emotions and thoughts and the more you listen to them the more beautiful they become walk through the world with me and you and i o toole s finest moment is the final speech he gives to the students it was the reason for the oscar nomination as a teacher we question what book learning ever gets through but as chips says we did teach them how to behave with each other and that is what really counts beautifully filmed perfectly orchestrated by john williams and one of the most moving films about love and how it can change you did i fill the world with love the boys sing their school song by the end chips realizes he was able to do it but only cause catherine was there ,1
this film stars among others slapchop vince offer who also wrote edited and directed and joey buttafuoco not exactly names that scream out quality and with such uplifting skits as supermodels taking a dump it s exactly what it sounds like a guy who robs a sperm bank the rhymer necrophilia with a rotting corpse black market fetuses featuring a guy scooping what are supposed to be them out of a jar lots and lots of gay jokes a skit about a giant phallus who is a superhero and forced abortions the skits are painfully unfunny such as batman and rhymer the acting not good enough to be considered amateurish and the film is crude just for the sake of being crude and stupid i truly believe a group of year olds could have easily made a funnier film with the same budget br br apparently this film resulted in a lawsuit by slap shot vince against the scientologists frankly i wouldn t know who to root for in this case apparently he alleged that somehow scientologists destroyed his reputation and sank this film no matter that the film is repellent junk from start to finish and unfunny by comparison ebola is funnier and these are the nicest things i can say about the movie br br by the way that is bobby lee from mad tv wearing a diaper and participating in the dumb fake porno film it s amazing his career could overcome this ,0
i hate guns and have never murdered anyone but when even half of the events that take place in shuttle happen to you or close ones and you find a gun you shoot your attacker three times five times whatever makes the pulse stop on them and increase on you i think even god would say good call in a very hostel type film but more realistic – as this really could happen to anyone well if you re a pretty young woman that is – shuttle was a decent film though on the long side a few good shocks always call aaa even just to change a tire basically just one surprise but for the most part you could see things coming and aside from the typical tie him up instead of the previously mentioned shooting him the most annoying part was the revelation towards the closing from one best friend to the other getting past those it s enjoyable for what it is basically we have two unsuspecting females traveling alone from mexico home wow that s original and one lost her luggage preventing them from leaving the airport until late and after an obvious foreshadowed sign language scene they enter a too good to be true half price shuttle ride clichéd jocks previously introduced con their way on the shuttle to join what appears to be alan ruck s stunt double from speed from here it s obvious what happens i did mention it was a hostel knock off but still i didn t find too much horrible yet nothing spectacular though it would ve served the audience better with roughly minutes deleted i would recommend if you have almost hours to kill and are into sick horror ,0
as i am not a blood and guts fan i found the gory scenes totally unnecessary you spell it and too real for my liking if you re the type of person who gets their rocks off on beheadings on the internet or snuff movies i say go for it it beggars belief what sort of person dreams this sick crap up though br br apart from that it had the potential to be a great movie the music was top class too through the movie and especially the end credits some parts though were a bit unbelievable like you ve just been found by your girlfriend trust up awaiting torture and death and all you do is tell her about what had happened and how you got there why didn t he ask her if she happened to have any wipes or even some air freshner or a piece of gum while he was at it come on now most would probably just scream hurry up and untie me then lets get the f out of here quick where were the flys maggots etc and when the girl accidentally came across the place surely the stench of rotten flesh would have sounded a few alarm bells i would only recommend this movie to friends of dennis niellson and the like i m sure a video like this would make sickos like that have a very happy christmas ,0
gregory peck gives a brilliant performance in this film the last minutes or thereabouts are great and peck is an absolute joy to watch the same cannot however be said for the rest of the film it s not awful and i m sure it was made with good intentions but the only real reason if i were to be honest to see it is peck for the rest you are better off just reading the old testament ,1
the film opens with the director talking to the camera and saying he is going to show a story about brazilain street kids whose families live in poverty and must steal and kill to survive in fact the main character pixote was played by an actual street kid only years old what follows was one of the most brutal depressing and horrifying film i ve even seen i saw it about years ago on a double bill with black orpheus and have never forgotten it i don t think i ever want to see it again it was just too much br br spoiler ahead the scene which will not leave me is when pixote meets a prostitute who has to abort her own fetus you don t see her do it but you get a quick glance at what she got out it s almost years later and just recalling that scene upsets me spoiler end br br the movie gets more brutal as it goes along and ends the only way it can what s all the more harrowing is stories like this really did happen in brazil in and are still happening today br br a harrowing brutal film but it should be seen if you can handle it i m surprised this got an r rating i ve seen x rated film that are less graphic a ,1
but george and gracie s are not among them the movie is fun and the pool table scene with wc fields has to be among the funniest i have ever seen but gracie and george are more irritating than comical in their roles partly from script deficiency and partly from their interpretation i gave it a out of for the rest of the cast wc is a treasure of comedic timing and energy in this one ,1
 possible spoiler br br you d think a story involving archie grey owl an englishman posing as a red indian would have a massive amount of humour involved in fact i d say the only way to treat a film like this where a remarkable man cons the gullible public is to treat it as a comedy however richard attenborough commits something akin to a crime by making grey owl a serious drama worse he s made an extremely dire film too pierce brosnan lacks the charisma needed for the title role and the romantic subplot between grey owl and pony played by the equally wooden annie gaupeau lacks any type of on screen chemistry but to be fair to the cast their not helped with the script which fails to portray archie as the cheeky chappy he is of fooling everyone into believing he s a native american the producers and screenwriter have made the major error of having the film centre around the plot twist of archie being an englishman that s why i wrote possible spoiler it s not actually revealed untill late in the film that the title character is english but it s obvious that everyone who viewed this movie knew that beforehand hence there s absolutely no surprise involved br br yes i do agree with everyone that the scenery is lovely and that it has a deep ecological message which isn t actually a new concept theodore roosevelt was the first important environmentalist of the th century if truth be told and it should also be remembered that with the exception of soylent green and possibly the two towers if you want to class it as having a green message that there hasn t actually been a great ecological film in fact most environmentally concious films suck and that includes grey owl a film that unsurprisingly had a serious problem in finding a distributor,0
grand canyon falls under a very scarce category it is a very clever film with very clever dialogs and food for thought everywhere from start to end i have the impression that it never made it to it s deserved ranking and never will because of it s simplicity this kind of flick needs sensitive watchers pity thought that imdb makes me write ten lines because this is in no way necessary in this particular case anyway in order to fulfill this request i will tell you that the weak point of the film if any is in the acting not that it is bad but it could have been done much better exception made for kevin kline who was perfect go ahead and watch it ,1
nell shipman attempted a plot to lead up to a chase finale in back to god s country of the previous year and she failed miserably this time she does better although it seems pointless something new hardly has a plot lying outside of the chase there s a brief premise which sets up the hero co author and shipman s boyfriend to have to save the girl played by shipman then it s nothing but an exciting implausible chase from there of course it plays out like an hour long advertisement for a maxwell sedan but the entire movie is congruously ridiculous it doesn t seem that she learned much from the last minute rescue films of d w griffith or its parodies by mack sennett and other comedians which she s imitating br br one point of interest is that shipman writes and directs herself into the film as the writer of the film s story which has as its protagonist a writer shipman again although she doesn t do much else clever or humorous with it even though she attempts to again others had pioneered the writer s joke in the intertitles like anita loos with wild and woolly or frances marion with a girl s folly both at least shipman gives the impression that she doesn t take herself or the film seriously and neither do i something new despite its claim is hackneyed ,0
for anyone who wishes to get an impression of the soviet view of modern russian history this monumental film is a treasure the story starts at the turn of the century in the yellowish sepia colours of old photographs which improves to black and white during the middle of the century and to full colour when the story approaches modern times i e the s br br the story focuses on a boy in a remote siberian village who is marked by the arrival and arrest of an anarchist during the czarist era he later joins the bolsheviks after the revolution and brings soviet communism to his village his son by the local beauty fights the germans during the second world war when he returns to the village the oil industry takes off and we are treated to some soviet economic idealism br br this film is long and slow but utterly logic and very well made it can be seen in three parts ,1
this film ain t half bad it may be a little long at times but carried along by beautiful scenery an immensely beautiful love letter and great actors you forget time and enjoy the grand prize however goes to blythe danner and geraldine mcewan as well that would be telling but they are just great ,1
jim henson as kermit dr teeth rowlf and waldorf br br frank oz as fozzie piggy and animal br br jerry nelson as floyd pepper robin the frog lew zealand and crazy harry br br richard hunt as janice statler beaker and scooter br br dave goelz as gonzo dr hunnydew and zoot br br charles durning and mel brooks br br cameos by steve martin carol kane orson welles bob hope richard pryor and others br br this is the first muppet movie of the billion others that came out and is also the best by far this deals with kermit the frog going on a trip to hollywood and meeting the other characters along the way this movie along with being already good has excellent songs performed by the muppets including rainbow connection can you picture that moving right along and others this movie unlike the other muppet flicks carries a strong sentimental value to me it s such a nice movie also noted is it s many cameos featuring steve martin mel brooks and a dozen others br br my rating a plus mins rated g ,1
the original show was so much better they should have left on a good note this movie killed the whole idea it was boring over dramatic and the funny parts were too far in between to make up the slack this movie really seemed like it was trying way too hard to be serious and that was definitely not what i was wanting from this sequel not to mention that for a long time it was just depressing about the same thing over and over again so sorry tyler perry but try harder next time this movie is just kinda dull and not that funny either sorry stars is it br br jay addison,0
you can t hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days and i had expected it to be campy anyway it s not all that campy in reality with the exception of kevin kalisher and huntley ritter who don t take themselves seriously the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight riley smith is exceptionally bad the ridiculous story is actually paid attention to which kind of shocked me i assumed the whole purpose with these ultra low budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story but they use lots of words like technological and physicality in the script to get their point across although it s possible that the story is important only to explain why there s so few cast members nobody cares about this stupid storyline and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft core homoeroticisms which aren t all that edgy i would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason the film is grainy with a tv quality look and acting level there are a few sexy scenes that are alright the boys writhing in bed in their boxers feeling themselves up or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them and some of them are kinda funny and i liked the digs at l ron hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones but it still isn t any good ,0
the title doesn t make much sense to me i m not sure what door in the movie shouldn t have been opened br br the movie starts uneventfully with a conversation between a man and a woman in a room that looks like a richly furnished train car complete with the sound of the train traveling in fact the man s house is a train car and he has a cassette of train sounds the woman leaves and calls a young woman the young woman tells her boyfriend a doctor that she s been told her grandmother is ill and she needs to return to her home town she hasn t been there in thirteen years br br flash back to thirteen years ago a shadowy figure enters a house he caresses a sleeping young girl then goes into another room and stabs the girl s mother the girl wakes up and enters her mother s room and finds her dead with a knife in her she screams and an arm comes out of nowhere and claps a hand over her mouth she looks up in fear that early scene in the movie of the killer muffling her scream and the girl s look is one of the few effective shots in the movie br br it doesn t have much going for it in the visuals department occasionally there s some strange use of sound and there s some weird lighting in an attic scene where many of the panes of glass are red and blue br br back to the present day the young woman arrives in her grandmother s house an old doctor is there who she doesn t trust along with the man from the opening scene judge and kearn the town s museum operator she doesn t trust any of them and it s true they don t inspire any trust she s rather crabby throughout the whole movie she wants to check her grandmother into a hospital the men in the town want her house and the museum operator wants the things in it his museum is already filled with many of the grandmother s things inexplicably the woman wants to keep the house br br the young woman starts getting phone calls from a man speaking in a sinister whisper he makes various threats and wants her to do things to arouse him such scenes recur often unfortunately there are so few characters in the movie that the possibilities of who it could be are limited worse still we see right from the beginning who is making the phone calls so while the young woman doesn t know even though the caller occasionally drops into his normal voice the audience always knows no suspense each call rattles her more and more br br the ending was unexpected for me so maybe gets points for not going with the obvious but i m not sure i cared for it ,0
wow where to begin with this one well if you enjoy laughing at the utter failures of filmmakers then this one is for you i bought this movie for bucks because i never pass up an opportunity to laugh at b movie god casper van dien s blunders and boy was this one of them it may have been enough that this movie contains the single most lame movie monster ever this thing which is supposed to be an indian ghost looks more like a plastic candy bowl skeleton that you put on your front porch on halloween he dons a cape that is clearly a garbage bag complete with what appears to be a bucket shaped bonnet over his head at some points this is a man in costume at others it is clearly a plastic prop placed on top of a horse this monster has the uncanny ability to see with predator vision a clear rip off and can miraculously appear after throwing his spear sometimes the spear cuts people sometimes it doesn t this thing also manages to down a helicopter with a single arrow wow this makes a much sense as when the kid blows up a spaceship with a firecracker at the end of critters this creature is impervious to bullets but somehow dies at the end of the movie at the end of his killing spree which we never really find out why he is on he gets blown up this is an incredible feat for we had already seen this thing blow up times in the film but i guess this last time was the charm br br and don t even get me started on the lameness of the other characters first of all what delta force unit employs women last i checked the military still disallows women into combat situations also this unit is undercover why what possible reason would they have to be undercover and they re not even good at it i guess no one would realize that they were military if they didn t have on uniforms but they were all carrying machine guns which incidentally change sound effects throughout the film at some points sounding like air rifle bb guns and at others canons there is one part when the skeleton man throws some construction workers from a catwalk and you can clearly see the pad that they fall onto at another point michael rooker falls down a hill that is clearly flat ground they tilted the camera slightly to give the appearance of an incline but he is clearly pushing himself along in this looooooonnnnnggggggg fall scene then when he is helped back up the hill the rope is flat and when it shows the woman at the top of the hill the rope goes upward from her grip not the way it would look if she was pulling someone up a hill rooker actually has a line that says i m not going after him i going after it what that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever heard and i watch these bad movies as a hobby the saddest part about this quote is that you can tell that everyone involved in the writing production of this film thought that it was so bad ass believe it or not compared to the rest of the dialog this is good br br the acting bad the makeup really bad these characters either had scars or wounds that liked to change sides of their face maybe these are alien scars that like to run around on your face yeah i think i ll make a movie about that attack of the alien scars that move around on your face that villain would be more intimidating than the skeleton man and the film would probably be scarier ,0
the house of the dead was the worst movie i have ever seen between the pathetic matrix camera angle attemps and the cheesy acting i fell asleep i don t think that the director and set manager could decide whether it was raining or not because there would be rain on one side of the boat and not the other i would rate this movie a out of being the best being the worst also jumping scenes from the movie to the game was really annoying it makes you wonder if they were just making up for lose time i beg anyone who reads this not to see it it s not worth the time ,0
if one were to return to the dawn of the talking picture one would prophesy a bright future for harold lloyd unlike his competitors he was comedic actor trained on the legitimate stage not a performed raised in the purgatory of the music hall or vaudeville circuit he had a good voice which matched his image moreover from on his silent films had incorporated sequences based on sound gags lost on the audience e g the bell sequence at the fall frolic from the freshman and the monkey sequence in the kid brother yet lloyd s sound features consistently failed at the box office once the novelty of welcome danger had ebbed lloyd blamed his fall on many external sources but never realized that the glass character s enemy was not sound but the great depression pre depression audiences giddy with optimism may have rooted for this ambitious go getter in whom they saw their surrogate depression audiences despised him as the person likely to foreclose on their mortgage and throw them in the gutter compounding this problem of character choice is lloyd s perception as an insincere glad hander sincerity of course is a subjective appraisal but it is undeniable that lloyd despite his own tragic upbringing could never play a convincing down and outer perhaps this is because he feared returning to that state permanently the cat s paw fails for these reasons but it alone suffers from the revelation of lloyd s pro fascist agenda many film scholars believe that lloyd was prompted to make this film because he saw the presidency of fdr as a dictatorship bent on soaking the rich and soft on crime we should remember that he was not alone in this feeling demille had directed this day and age a pro police state drama the previous year we should also remember that america was founded by hotheaded tax protesters and continues to be motivated by those who want something without paying for it tcp suffered because it treated fascism lightly in a comedy and because its release was particularly ill timed given the events in germany in that year the production code of would ultimately curtail the glorification of vigilante justice and reaffirm the rule of constitutional law cumbersome as it might be the ideal of the benevolent despot the good intentioned all powerful leader who brings about a utopia once freed of the checks and balances on this omnipotence dates to classical antiquity for this reason totalitarian regimes fear laughter even though it acts as a safety valve ironically the mere existence of tcp a film which demonizes the democratic experience of the country of its origin shows that fdr s america was secure enough to accept criticism one sees no parallel criticism in hitler s germany stalin s ussr or mussolini s italy but can one laugh at the gallows humor of pending fascism lloyd s unnuanced film is skewed to the right and might have been written by dr goebbels himself if he d had a sense of humor of course it posits an alternative history in which a chosen one restores order and lost honor by any means necessary and does so with good nature and fun impending fascism approached by the left is of course chaplin s the great dictator this latter film has the benefit of being set in another country and based on a thinly veiled actual persona and events the great dictator produces few laughs today because it under estimated the extent of human evil but it succeeds despite its artless and inappropriate speechifying because it has the distinct advantage of being vindicated by history lloyd however should be credited for two things first he neither made any further pro fascist films nor produced any subsequently hypocritically pro allied films during the war second he never sold tcp to television the post world had seen the face of fascism and it wasn t amusing ,0
as a westerner watching another culture s view and tradition of marriag i found just married mesmerizing and delightful the idea of marrying a stranger through the mutual arrangement of parents is difficult especially in this modern age yet this is the case in this hindi film told with humor and fresh perspective we learn of abhay and ritika who have only met once and are now on their traditional five day honeymoon as said it is difficult to believe in this cell phone affluent age that such an archaic custom as an arranged marriage still take place we see the awkwardness that this young couple feels as they come together on their first night and how they try to forge a bond even though they do not know one another we see different views of marriage and commitment as presented by the other couples also on holiday from a couple of forty years married to others still unsure of making marital commitment there s song witty dialog poignant moments blending and comparison of new ways and tradition watching the movie with subtitles definitely loses some of the trueness of the story yet it is still a delight to watch granted some of the plot is a little trite and the bus incident a bit drawn out and contrived however the overall movie was worth watching ,1
i thought the whole movie played out beautifully with fresh images and interesting cinematography the whole way through it the actors were on top of their character s backs in nearly perfect timing and looked great the music was lush and well thought out it even had a decent twist of an ending so what s with everyone voting it down the story wasn t entirely fresh felt like a remnant of running man with the whole television show idea but the attitude towards christianity and judaism about how the public picks their messiah certainly sounded true enough it made sense to follow this one man who was put before a modern crowd and to put him on a pedestal because of his opportunity br br it s possible that christians or other religious people pick this up because the movie has the word god in it but that shows what the filmmakers were trying to do is to teach a possibility to people who maybe never saw the world like this especially in the modern world where christianity has been more and more accepted and forgotten about by some br br i gave it a stars here on imdb i thought every ounce of the movie was entertaining and original for the most part check it out if you re not too offended to see an entertaining film from madrid spain about possibilities of the coming modern messiah to a tv near you ,1
yep edward g gives us a retro view of the criminal defense world first he s an overzealous prosecutor who sends the wrong man to the chair played passionately albeit briefly by deforrest kelly then he s so filled with remorse his only solace is the bottle throw in a jaded romance a genuinely rapid descent into penury and no qualms about who he defends and next thing you know shazam black leg lawyer god i love that phrase he sees the light just in time to save his jaded beloved from the chair yawn br br but really the courtroom action is pure melodrama see him punch out a witness see him drink poison see him argue passionately as he clutches a bullet hole in his breast be prepared for melodrama br br the hoot of the film though is jayne russell with curves defying the laws of gravity and an iq approached absolute zero she is something to see even sings a bit ,0
i recently found this movie on vhs after looking for it for a number of years i was not disappointed it gets better every time i see it peter ustinov stars and co wrote the original screenplay nominated for an academy award other stars you ve heard of include karl malden bob newhart and cesar romero ustinov plays an accountant embezzler just released from england s infamous wormwood scrubs prison he had embezzled from the conservative party headquarters selected because he is a liberal he immediately begins a search for a new employer from whom he can embezzle and discovers that computers are the wave of the future he social engineers his way into a london men s club and learns the identity of the best computer experts in town he steals the identity of one caesar smith who has just left town for south america to pursue his hobby of collecting moths in the wild he talks his way into ta can co an american conglomerate headed by carlton klemper karl malden klemper hires smith and shows him around the computer center especially its security feature consisting of a flashing blue light ustinov asks the computer how to defeat its security and the computer obligingly tells him disconnect blue light using hacking techniques from years in the future ustinov breaks into the system and programs the computer to generate checks written to various bogus companies the scheme starts to unravel when klemper s assistant willard g gnatpole bob newhart notices the amount of business ta can co appears to be transacting with ustinov s scam companies with the help of his secretary patty terwilliger maggie smith ustinov manages to avoid prosecution and lives happily ever after to tell you how would spoil this very funny romantic intelligent and ahead of its time picture ,1
im still in doubt if this is just a horrible movie or the worse movie i ever saw actors are painful and its impossible to get into the text br br don t waist your time into this movie by submitting this comment you are agreeing to the terms laid out in our copyright statement your submission must be your own original work your comments will normally be posted on the site within business days comments that do not meet the guidelines will not be posted please write in english only html or boards mark up is not supported though paragraph breaks will be inserted if you leave a blank line between paragraph by submitting this comment you are agreeing to the terms laid out in our copyright statement your submission must be your own original work your comments will normally be posted on the site within business days comments that do not meet the guidelines will not be posted please write in english only html or boards mark up is not supported though paragraph breaks will be inserted if you leave a blank line between paragraph ,0
mild spoilers below br br the prospect of war was clearly on the horizon when tfw was filmed from the opening scene of european refugees to the final prediction that naziism will be the death of millions of germans this movie is as much a propaganda film as the films made after pearl harbor there isn t a lot of entertainment value here though the footage of the dust bowl is interesting to those of us who aren t old enough to remember it the rest of the plot is pretty forgettable with the herr docktor coburn with a pretty bad accent and daughter assimilating into america with wayne s help other than the dust bowl scenes the only memorable aspect of the movie is one best viewed with hindsight coburn s speech comparing naziism to a malignancy worse than cancer and describing the then current successes as a momentary outburst of energy from a patient right before death were eerily accurate and varno s dr scherer played accurately to post war newsreel footage of unrepentant nazis justifying their actions br br when viewed from a historical perspective some aspects of tfw are interesting if you look at it for entertainment outside of the wwii perspective you d have to say this is one of wayne s less successful efforts ,0
i m not a regular viewer of springer s but i do watch his show in glimpses and i think the show is a fine guilty pleasure and a good way to kill some time so naturally i m going to watch this movie expecting to see jerry springer uncensored first of all jerry appears in approximately twenty minutes of the film s running time the other hour and twenty minutes is spent building up this pseudo farce about trailer trash jealousy incest and deception jaime pressley who looks hot as hellll is a trailer trash slut who sleeps with her stepfather a very unusual looking chain smoking drunken michael dudikoff who finally strays from his action hero persona the mom finds out about the affair they get into a fight they want to take it to the jerry show that s right no springer and then we have a parallel story with an african american couple they take it to the jerry show the characters collide blah blah freakin blah trash has rarely been this borrringg i was wondering why the hell springer has millions of fans yet none of them checked out his movie well now it s totally obvious whether you love him or hate him you will hate this movie how can i explain it s a total mess of a motion picture if that s what you call it it s so badly edited with scenes that just don t connect and after a period of time the plot virtually disappears and it s simply all over the map just imagine a predictable soap opera transformed into a comic farce with seldom laughs br br my only positive note is a hot girl girl scene that s as risque as it gets don t get me wrong the scene s pretty risque but if you look at the overall film comparing it to the material on springer s program this disastrous farce seems extremely sanitized br br my score out of ,0
lindsay anderson was very much a european film maker whereas the likes of david lean ridley scott and alan parker make spectacular movies involving visuel scope anderson s movie are more about social commentary and subtext so much so that the message often ends up taking over the entire film whose primary function should be to entertain the audience br br what you think of if comes down to what you think of british film makers i m very much of the view that cinema should be a universial medium the best brit movie makes are those who try to emulate hollywood in my opinion if you want to send a message try pony express and i find the movie dated pretentious and too set in the s was the summer of love and the year of student rebellion in france you can just imagine every single french leftist worshipping this movie especially the climax french new wave film makers will also admire the abstract surrealism of some scenes but a mainstream international will dislike it and many will dislike it intensely,0
during the cheap filmed in video beginning of crazy fat ethel ii i wondered if it was the same film that was on the cover unfortunately it was the story itself is mindlessly simple ethel a homicidal maniac with an eating disorder is released into a halfway house because of hospital overcrowding she is by far the most sane resident watching while one man puts dead flies into another s soup ethel is then teased by one of the halfway house employees with a chocolate bar after he hits on the cost cutting measure of feeding the residents dog food ethel retaliates by strangling him with a wire noose on the stairs and then well you get the idea if this all sounds like fun it isn t this film was poorly made with cheap effects and even worse acting the characters are so wooden when delivering their lines that they should be standing out in front of a cigar store to make matters worse half of the film consists of flashbacks to the first ethel movie criminally insane which is little better a very poor effort ,0
this is a pretty run of the mill family move that i am sure most children will enjoy but with really no that much to please any adults viewing the movie the premise of the film is that belushi s cop character takes his retirement but gets drawn into a case which results in him becoming a private investigator the movie s plot is so obvious most of the kids will surely pick the ending before it happens but additionally to that there seem to be story arcs and sub plots that are forgotten about as the movie progresses this coupled with a sub plot where the titular k gets pimped out by belushi one to be avoided i am afraid ,0
that s what i thought when i heard about the cast of inglorious basterds and i m both from germany and into movies br br that guy is older than and so far he almost only played in mediocre tv series and even there he didn t play the main parts obviously nobody ever noticed what he s capable of now thanks to qt he got one shot to change that and let s put it this way that was a bingo he is the living proof of what a great caster tarrantino is br br by the way i think it s a great privilege to watch the movie as a german being able to understand everything and the german dialog is written almost as good as the english br br now i could repeat what many others have written here before i ll put it short finally qt is back ,1
i like fulci films i really do and not in some boring ironic way either but i recognise that they appear hopelessly inept and garbled to lots of people br br conquest is where fulci tries his hand at the epic fantasy genre and doesn t really succeed structurally it s like most fulci films you ve seen some stuff happens some more stuff happens and occasionally one scene might be tangentially related to another really it s like conan with no sets no script no real actors yes arnold scharzenfartz is hardly an actor either no budget stupid looking dog soldiers and a bunch of gore br br this one was a hard one to get through and i could ve lived without the inch of vaseline smeared on the camera to give it that hair metal music video look ,0
don t look in the basement is actually a very clever and well thought out exploitation flick that gets a bad rap because of its cheap quality and bad acting sure it s not a masterpiece by anyone s standards but it is a very fun little b film with a lot to offer and even a lot of creepy scenes that will stay in your head br br as i said the acting could have been a lot better but that s the case with most exploitation so i can t really complain the story is clever and has some great plot twists that will keep you guessing i thought the gore was a lot of fun too there s just something great about older gore films because they didn t have cgi back then so they had to actually set it all up themselves see this one for a good time ,1
i watched this on a weekend afternoon as there was simply nothing else on it would have been more entertaining to chew off my feet and probably less painful i urge anyone to watch this just to see how turgidly awful a movie can be surely it was deliberate i cringed at every futile attempt at humour carried out in such a childish unrehearsed badly executed way that it was beyond belief this is the movie that makes spiceworld look like goodfellas think i am exaggerating well give it airtime and think again dreadful utterly dreadful if this wasn t a prank then the director and anyone else responsible for this should be removed and promptly shot after being forced to watch this film again ,0
if this is film noir then noir must be french for glacially slow take a cast of completely unlikeable characters give them nothing to say punctuate the whole thing with gratuitous ultra violence and you ve got the formula for an aggravated dash could be subtitled sleazy hollywood types attempt to make money from chinatown rip off bruce dern s one minute part is orders of magnitude better than anything else in this flick by the way i didn t like the film ,0
three words what a pile two words don t bother one word sucked there are zero reasons to see this movie even those seagal groupies should shy away from this movie the martial arts the typical aikido are horrible the martial arts moves themselves are fine but the cinematography is pathetic the movie actually goes into slow motion whenever seagal give his kill move to his victims worse yet is shows the same move three times in rapid succession from three slightly different angles how stupid seagal s acting was plain stupid but i still give this movie a for acting because of the supporting cast whose villain roles were actually quite entertaining br br the plot is just dumb seagal plays a federal express agent with a license to kill his character also has that dedicated work ethic which means all of his packages get delivered to the correct people on time at no extra charge and nothing stands in his way not assassins political leaders explosions or even death br br i expect a certain level of violence in a martial arts film but there are several scenes in this movie of random and horrible acts of violence that lend itself in no way to the advancement of the movie or its story there is a reason this movie went directly to video and there are tons of reasons to avoid it no one should bother with this tripe br br ,0
despite its flaws i enjoyed cigarette burns john carpenter s season one episode in the masters of horror series yes the story seemed like a cheap cross between in the mouth of madness and mm but it was still quite good for the budget and time constraints given to it with pro life however the low budget and time constraints definitely show more than anything else there is solid directing as always from carpenter yet there is a quality to the writing and whole production itself that gives the feeling it was made in a total and complete rush the script isn t always clear the message fuzzy and the story is full of plot holes once you look back on them maybe had carpenter re written the script it could have been a worthwhile episode instead it s a mess that only hardcore carpenter fans will find the slightest enjoyment in definitely the worst carpenter has ever done ,0
the above seemed a much more appropriate title when me and my suicidal underlings decided to watch this masterpiece of modern bullshit br br erotic scary suspenseful well thought out these are all the things this film fails to be br br it is however incredibly funny the slow sound effects and bad dubbing add to this to make one of the greatest comedies i have seen in recent years and yet this film doesn t even try to be funny and that is one of the movies grand achievements it becomes a comedy without even attempting to amuse br br throughout the film an old guy who looks amazingly like santa claus goes around ploughing over zombies and smashing vampires into the ground this made me fail to believe the films title if this was vampires vs zombies why were the vampires and zombies not fighting oh well whatever besides there were more flaws to this rental than the title such as this one there has been a virus sweeping through america creating zombie like beings who go around acting a lot like your average tourist and yet there s only four zombies in the entire film another problem is besides one shop everywhere is deserted surely you d see zombies roaming about in the woods or in the background a bit in fact i believe they just drove around in a circle of forest over and over again since they didn t have a high enough budget to film in a wider location that or the director didn t want to waste his precious time filming in different areas of wood he was to busy sitting in a trailer jerking off to be bothered with such trivial matters br br in fact the director had so much fun doing this that he didn t have enough time to hire a big enough cast or even an editor and so he told the eight members of the cast to dress up as different people and try not to act inconspicuous whilst i assume he changed his name and began randomly snipping at the film reels editing isn t a hard job anyway right the only reason this movie found it s way into our bag was because somehow we got it confused with freddy vs jason strange how these things happen isn t it and the only way we made it though the night was by strapping gas masks on and bolting them to our skulls to avoid the stink of this nauseating mess br br oh yes we did laugh at the end but i m sure one does that a lot when he has lost his sanity ,0
there are so many incorrect statements in this so called documentary that i found myself shouting at the television br br bart sibrel might be able to produce a flashy looking dvd but he is sadly lacking at looking at the science behind his claims br br he relies on either being inaccurate not telling the full story or the old favourite government always lies to us innuendos and people believing what is told to them and not checking on the accuracy or details behind the claims br br what s more his exclusive or unreleased footage is freely available over the internet from various sites br br further reading about the circumstances regarding the filming of this production shows that he used false pretenses to gain interviews and has used creative editing of the responses in order to promote his own opinions br br all of the claims made by mr sibrel about inaccuracies mistakes or whistleblowing in the apollo programme have been thoroughly disproven br br how do i get that odd minutes of my life back ,0
why bother to see this movie it probably rates an award for being the worst career move of a major movie star since clark gable s laughable playing of an irish patriot in parnell br br it s inconceivable that bergman would choose both this movie and its director over a lucrative hollywood career where she could choose among the finest scripts and directors being offered at that time to begin with there was no script to work with except a few notes then we are supposed to believe the polished bergman as a poor refugee willing to do anything to be released from a refugee camp including marriage to a poor italian fisherman she doesn t even love i read where anna magnani was the original choice for this part if so that made a lot more sense than to cast the luminous bergman in such a proletarian part but since she was in love with her director common sense flew out the window br br so she goes to live in this poor village where the men must toil to extract a meager living from the sea a place she obviously hates to be and where she doesn t fit in br br her only friend is the village priest who knows she s not suited to the life of a poor fisherman s bride but tells her that for the sake of love she must repress her true feelings of revulsion and accept the poverty and despair she encounters each day on top of all of this there s this volcano always on the brink of erupting and drowning them all in hot lava but like a true heroine bergman revolts against her misery by declaring war on just about everyone else in this dreary film she even goes as far as trying to seduce the village priest in a scene that would generate laughter if it were not so pathetic since her poor slob of a husband must lock her in a room to keep her from running away she s forced to use her body to bribe a married man to take her off the island to her no sacrifice is too great no man unapproachable if he is willing to help her to escape the island and her misery i won t bother to tell you how this all ends the no script movie ending is as plausible as the rest of stromboli i even remember from seeing it on late night tv that it had two different endings so be warned if you should feel brave enough to sit through this king size turkey and catch the miscast bergman it led to her downfall in hollywood for the next seven years and she was condemned for sleeping with her director while still married to peter lindstrom none of the movies she made with this director whom she later married are noteworthy except as proof of a career gone berserk i kid you not it s pretty embarrassing br br soundtrack,0
to sum this documentary up in a few words is next to impossible every fiber of your body tells you that this is not happening right from the opening montage of rapid fire images through to the last shot of the clean up at ground zero but every frame is real the story was thought up by two french brothers living in new york jules and gideon naudet pronounced nau day want to make a documentary on new york city firefighters beginning with a newbie from the academy and follow him through the nine month probationary period to full fledged firefighter seeking the help of their close friend actor james hanlon an actor and firefighter at station engine the naudets sift through the probies at the academy and find one tony benetakos to focus the bulk of their documentary on br br tony becomes the butt of jokes and slowly learns the ins and outs of station life through the members of this close knit family firefighters have a superstition about probies it is that they are either white clouds or black clouds meaning that with the latter all kinds of fires follow the probie the former means that very little fire activity follows but one day there will be the mother of all fires tony is a white cloud after some initial growing pains tony settles into the firehouse as if he were a seasoned vet then the unthinkable occurs br br september begins with a clear blue sky and an early morning call to go and see about a supposed gas leak not far from wall street because jules has had little camera experience gideon hands a camera to his younger brother and tells him to ride with the chief t k pfeiffer arriving at about the firefighters begin to use their gas detectors over a grate then the sudden roar of what seems to be a low flying airplane rips past the scene and as jules pans upwards we see the first strike of the day american airlines flight smashes into the face of the north tower of world trade pfeiffer orders his men into the fire engine and they head for the world trade center once there jules asks to accompany the chief into the tower pfeiffer tells naudet to stick close to him once inside the full impact of the growing disaster begins to show on the faces of the men whose sole purpose is to save lives br br gideon naudet decides to leave the firehouse and walk down to the impact area once there he captures the impact of the second plane united airlines flight with world trade he knows jules is with chief pfeiffer inside the towers watching and capturing the crowds reaction to the unimaginable gideon begins to capture on tape the growing fear in lower manhattan inside tower one jules records the last view the world or loved ones will have of their sons fathers uncles grandfathers husbands boyfriends friends as one by one each firefighter carrying lbs of equipment begin the long arduous climb up stories to rescue the injured and trapped jules also catches the last glimpse chief pfeiffer will have of his brother kevin as he leaves to do his selfless duty also caught on video is the gutwrenching sound of falling bodies hitting pavement from victims choosing to jump from the higher floors above the impact zones sooner than face death at the hands of the flames and smoke but jules is respectful never once does he capture a sensationalistic moment the money shot his work is professional through his baptism of fire he also catches the sight of debris falling from tower two after it is hit by the second plane and the ordered way the firefighters evacuated civilians from the building then jules is caught in the collapse of the south tower and the first official victim is taken father michael judd the chaplain for the fire department then as jules and chief pfeiffer make their way from the fallout of the collapse of tower two tower one begins its structural collapse br br what results is a breathtakingly poignant view from inside ground zero as jules and gideon work separately to document that day not knowing if either is alive each fearing the worst as each firefighter arrives at the firehouse they greet each other with joyous hugs at having made it back and in one moment of overwhelming emotion jules and gideon are reunited as jules cries on his brother s shoulder gideon embraces his younger brother as hanlon makes the filmmakers the subject there is one fearful moment when tony benetakos who left the station with a former chief is believed to have been lost but returns to the fold this probie has proven himself br br shown with only three interruptions is a stunning achievement in documentary filmmaking it ranks up there with the hindenburg footage in showing history as it unfolds the naudets are to be commended for their deft handling of the subject in lesser hands the tendency would be toward the sensational but the naudets temper their eye toward dignity and compassion narrated by hanlon we get the feel of his words as he takes the audience through the events of september robert de niro hosts the program in a sombre restrained way he never seeks the camera for his own glory rather he lays out the scenes you are about to see i also commend cbs for their bravery at airing this special chastised for their attempt at grabbing ratings they temper their editing toward the emotions of the relatives of those who perished this is a must see for anyone who needs to be reminded of what true heroism is it isn t about dribbling a basketball or selling an album of hate lyrics is about humanity at its best heroism at its finest and the cost of freedom br br ,1
there s something compelling and strangely believable about this episode from the very beginning an atmosphere of tension is created by the knowledge that a certain planet is going to explode within a few hours kirk spock and mccoy have beamed down to evacuate the inhabitants all of whom seem to have left already for parts unknown except for an elderly librarian br br the librarian s polite but cryptic advice about where all the citizens have gone to is interrupted by a crisis in which all three enterprise crew members find themselves unexpectedly hurled into different eras of the planet s past kirk finds himself in a time period resembling th century england while spock and mccoy are stranded in a desolate frozen waste br br the intercutting between the two stories and the different hazardous situations the men find themselves in is superbly handled with return to the present an unknown chance while the minutes are counting down to the planet s explosion br br imaginative writing and fine acting characterize this episode with a touching performance by mariette hartley as a woman exiled to the ice age and ian wolfe as the urbane librarian somewhat reminiscent of the classic episode city on the edge of forever this time travel story is a rich and compelling finale to the series which concluded one episode later this has to be one of the best of the whole series especially remarkable given the generally lesser quality of the third season overall ,1
two horse traders arrive in a town and meet up with the leader of a group of mormons who are bound for a valley where they can settle and live in peace the scenes of the corral in the town where ward bond and ben johnson negotiate prices and bond introduces the idea of them johnson and his partner played by harry carey jr leading the train to this valley are some of the best in the film as johnson a real cowboy whittles a piece of wood while he banters with bond once on the trail they come upon joanne dru who maybe john ford saw in red river and offered her a much better part in this film in the morman train are a number of notable characters the mormans are a peaceable group who are challenged along the way by a truly lowlife group of outlaws in their case the outlaws in the case of the people on the train and later a band of navajos whom they encounter and in the well written characters played by ben johnson and ward bond the film completely evades stereotypes while the camera seems to spend as much time giving the viewer the big picture of monument valley framing the train as it moves along with a few water crossings along the way in stunning black and white and then coming back to what s happening in this rolling community all to the accompaniment of the beautiful vocalizations of the sons of the pioneers ,1
this isn t the best romantic comedy ever made but it is certainly pretty nice and watchable it s directed in an old fashioned way and that works fine cybill shepherd as corinne isn t bad in her role as the woman who can t get over her husband s death she has a sexy maturity but i can t say much for ryan o neal as philip because he is at best nondescript he may be adequate in the role but that s not good enough br br however i get the feeling that some of the characters particularly alex and miranda are not written with enough in depth thought we don t know anything else about them because minutes after they appear the story gets thick and the writers don t tell us much beyond what happens but that problem was salvaged because mary stuart masterson has a fresh as a daisy sweetness to brighten it up and robert downey jr is so charming that he melts the screen even his smile is infectious and it so happens that his big dreamy eyes are perfect for the deja vu and flashback scenes br br anyway this movie is light and easy and if you like them that way why not give it a try br br ,1
 how to lose friends and alienate people is an entertaining if loose adaptation of toby young s memoir of the same name it s also a great title for helping to fill up the line requirement in imdb reviews the basic gist is the same as the book with certain incidents dramatised but a romantic plot is added and the ending is certainly hollywoodised simon pegg despite playing an essentially irritating person is his usual likable and funny self and pretty much carries the film strange to think only a few years ago he was just a tv sitcom guy and now he s rubbing shoulders with hollywood names there s a good supporting cast and it s an amusing easy watch kind of a male ugly betty but funnier ,1
this movie is still an all time favorite only a pretentious humorless moron would not enjoy this wonderful film this movie feels like a slice of warm apple pie topped with french vanilla ice cream i think this is cher s best work ever and her most believable performance cher has always been blessed with charisma good looks and an enviably thin figure whether you like her singing or not who else sounds like cher cher has definitely made her mark in the entertainment industry and will be remembered long after others have come and gone she is one of the most unique artists out there it s funny because who would have thought of cher as such a naturally gifted actress she is heads above the so called movie stars of today cher is a real actor on the same level as debra winger alfre woodard holly hunter angela bassett and a few others in that she never seems to be acting she really becomes the character convincingly she has more than earned the respect of her peers and of the movie going public br br everything about moonstruck is wonderful the characters the scenery the dialog the food i never get tired of watching this movie br br every time single time i watch the scene where they are all sitting around the dinner table at rose s house i pause the remote to see exactly what delicious food rose is serving i saw the spaghetti mushrooms i think but i can t make out whether they are eating ravioli ziti what is that main course it looks wonderful and its driving me nuts br br everybody in that family was a hardworking individual and they respected and cared about one another the grandfather wasn t pushed aside and tolerated he was a vital part of the family and he was listened to and respected for his age and wisdom he seemed to be a pretty healthy independent old codger too br br loretta s mom wasn t just a housewife she was the glue that held the family together and was a model example of what a wife mother and home manager should aspire to be she was proud of the lifestyle she had chosen but she didn t let it define who she was high powered businessmen aren t as comfortable in their skin as rose casterini was notice the saucy way she said i didn t have kids until after i was it ain t over til its over you got the sense that she had been the type of young woman who did exactly as she pleased and got her way without the other person realizing what had happened she was charming quick witted and very smart what a great mom br br i didn t actually like loretta right away because she seemed like a bit of a know it all who wasn t really as adventurous and as in control of herself as she wanted others to think she could tell others about themselves and where they had gone wrong but she really didn t apply common sense to her own life she was going to marry a middle aged mama s boy simply because she wanted a husband and a sense of identity and purpose to her life she was more conventional than her own mom she dressed and wore her hair like a matron at a house of detention and seemed humorless and bored but underneath you sensed that she was vulnerable and lonely and had a lot of love to give the right man she would probably end up making an awesome mom too br br i could see in the future a house full of loretta and ronnie s loud screaming happy kids and rose and cosmo enjoying every minute of it ,1
while it may not be his most laugh packed film mighty like a moose stands as one of charley chase s most satisfying farce comedies twenty minutes of clever sight gags nicely choreographed physical comedy and amusing quips rendered via title card of course all based on a wacky and wildly implausible premise we re told up top that this is a story of homely people a wife with a face that would stop a clock and her husband with a face that would start it again soon we meet buck toothed charley moose and his wife vivien who has an enormous nose but there s no point in discussing plausibility when our plot hinges on such a patently unbelievable series of interconnected coincidences i e first that charley would have his overbite corrected the very day his wife would have her nose fixed second that each spouse would keep their respective cosmetic surgeries secret from the other and third that when bumping into each other in public afterward charley and vivien wouldn t recognize each other sounds like a bit of a stretch doesn t it multiple stretches is more like it clearly we re in the world of farce here and just have to roll with the silly plot twists so as long as you can relax and forget about plausibility you re likely to enjoy this short br br mighty like a moose gets off to a leisurely start as the various complications of the story are established but things pick up once charley and vivien have met and made a date to attend a party together at the home of charley s dentist they each rush home excitedly enter separately and are at first unaware of each other s presence mr mrs moose appear to be quite wealthy incidentally as they live in a mansion the size of a luxury hotel there follows a beautifully timed sequence somewhat reminiscent of buster keaton s the navigator in which husband and wife dash about the house without ever quite meeting up face to face and once they arrive at the party the comedy really kicks into high gear as charley is forced to dance with gawky wallflower gale henry henry an estimable player in her own right who starred in many short comedies dating back to is hilarious as the dance partner who brings great vigor but little grace to her dancing there s also an elegant cinematic touch during this sequence when the camera pans down to show us only the shoes of charley gale vivien and vivien s dance partner yet we re able to follow precisely what s happening between the principles by watching their feet br br unfortunately for charley and vivien the party they re attending is raided and from there on the complications multiply when they manage to escape the police dragnet and return home when charley realizes that his newly prettified wife was attempting to step out with another man he resolves to each her a lesson while conveniently forgetting of course that he was attempting to do the very same thing the last few minutes of this film offer some of chase s funniest physical comedy capped with a good sight gag for the punchline mighty like a moose leaves the viewer with a warm glow and surely ranks with the most amusing comedies produced by the prolific sadly underrated charley chase ,1
this is a good film this is very funny yet after this film there were no good ernest films ,1
intrigued by the synopsis every gay video these days has a hunk on the cover this is not necessarily to be construed as a good sign i purchased ben and arthur without knowing a thing about it this is my second and i assure you it will be my last purchase of a culture q connection video as far as i am concerned this dvd is nothing but a blatant rip off i do not make this observation lightly – i am a major collector of videos gay and mainstream and i can state with some authority and without hesitation that ben and arthur is quite simply the worst film i have ever sat through in my life period my collection boasts over films on them on dvd and of those well over are gay and lesbian themed i hardly own every gay movie ever made but i am comfortable in stating that i pretty much purchase almost every gay video of interest that gets released and very often i buy videos without knowing anything about the film sometimes this makes for a pleasant surprise aimee jaguar it s in the water urbania and normal are all examples of excellent gay titles that i stumbled upon accidentally so when i read on the box that ben and arthur concerned a conflict between gay lovers and the christian right one of my favorite subjects i decided to take the plunge sight unseen despite my previously disappointing purchase of another culture q connection title visions of sugar plums that film was pretty bad but compared to ben and arthur it viewed like gone with the wind so what was so wrong with ben and arthur plenty to begin with the plot such as it was was totally ridiculous this film almost made me sympathetic to the christian right – we are asked to believe not only that a church would expel a member because his brother is gay but that a priest would actually set up a mob style execution of a gay couple in order to save their souls like this even makes sense the writing is so poor that many scenes make no sense at all and several plot points reflect no logic follow up or connection to the story murder and violence seem to be acceptable ends to the gay activist right wing conflict on both sides and the acting is so bad that it s difficult to imagine how anybody in this film got hired the characters who are supposed to be straight are almost without exception clearly gay and nelly stereotypes to boot the gay characters are neither sexy nor interesting this film is enough to put off anybody from buying gay themed videos forever and the distributors should be ashamed of themselves the only advantage this picture has over my other culture q connection purchase visions of sugarplams is that this one has a soundtrack with clear dialogue hardly a distinction since the script is so insipid that understanding the script only serves to make you more aware of how bad this film truly is it is an embarrassment to queer culture and i intend to warn everyone i possibly can before they waste their money on it at this film would have been way overpriced i understand that it s soon to be re priced under which is still highway robbery i paid the original price of and i never felt more cheated in my life the only true laugh connected with this drivel is the reviews – i have seen user reviews for this film on numerous websites and there is always one or two that praise the director writer actor in such a way that it s obvious that the reviewer is a friend of this ed wood wannabe how sad how desperate i just wish imdb would allow you to assign zero stars or even minus zero if ever a film deserved it this is it ,0
i wonder how the actors acted in this movie annette bening was really herself half in and half out was she faking or being natural it didn t make any difference considering that even if she had been walking on the ceiling it would not have changed the pattern of the film brian cox acted really well i almost thought that he had always acted this way tricky dishonest in a dirty surrounding where nobody really cared about hygiene as for gwyneth paltrow the question is what she was doing in this film br br this film is quite sickening and disgusting who would pay to see such a crap ,0
i m not a massive disney fan but my year old son is starting to get into them so we ve built up quite a collection and this is one of my favourites we first saw this a couple of weeks ago and we must have see it half a dozen times since ok as others have pointed out not the most complex or inventive of plots but there s more to a film than that br br great characters phil harris stealing the show as thomas o malley but edgar the butler not far behind the music is superb my disabled son always insists that i lift him up and dance with him to everybody wants to be cat this says it all and thomas o malley is just as enjoyable br br i m not sure why some people have such a downer on this film other than a dislike of cats and yes it does take a few of its cues from dalmations and maybe the lady and the tramp it s been a long time since i ve seen that so i m not going to compare them and while dalmations is better in some ways for me the aristocats is far more enjoyable isn t that what these films are about br br apart from peter pan now that is a film this is my favourite disney film my year old son loves it his grumpy year old dad loves it so you can t ask much more of a family film br br superb ,1
 silverlake life is a documentary and it was plain and straightforward actually it was more like a home movie and if you want dramatic illuminations see something else and it s by no means a tearjerker but i mean that in positive ways it shows two men who love each other and how being afflicted with aids is affecting the quality of their every day lives it s almost difficult for me to say whether this was a quality film or not because it was so undressed that i had to look for other ways to respond it s an admirable film actually one of the most admirable sincere documents i ve ever seen these two men have incredible integrity as their lives are reduced to the most basic parts it makes hollow wood productions on aids seem hip and heartless these men made this movie for themselves which is one of the best reasons to create something the scene where tom sings you are my sunshine to mark and tells him goodbye is the real thing ,1
upon a recommendation from a friend and my admiration of philip baker hall i rented the first season disc of the loop it s a typical tv comedy with all the clichés that the genre employs with the wacky scheming brother sully ditzy blonde lizzy token unrequited love interest piper sarcastic asian helper darcy which reminded me of arliss as if anyone needed to be reminded of that show the plot deals with various bad luck usually by sully that befalls sam that puts his job at the airplane in jeopardy only to have him save the day with hilarious hijinks ensuing in the middle i didn t descibe a certain episode i described them all to a t therein lies the problem as what seems like it might even be passable entertainment at first just gets uselessly stale when watching episodes in a row and growing bored beyond belief at the endless repetition sully will do something wacky mimi rogers will say something overtly sexual russ will tell about his gay son darcy will do her impersonation of sandra oh on arliss blah blah blah blah blah the only positive is the lack of an annoying laugh track but don t let that fool you into thinking it s any good go watch a far better comedy arrested development always sunny in phillidelphia two name two off the top of my head surprised that this one is still on the air oh that s right fox only cancels the good shows i forgot needless to say i don t trust my friend s taste in shows anymore br br my grade d ,0
this is an awesome classic monster flick from the s i just love the look of the s in general like the cars and the music anyway i love the way the blob looks i love when the everyone is at the late night horror flick at the theater and the blob comes in and crashes the party another thing i love about it is that it takes place all in one night just like halloween ii br br when steve and jane are making out they see a meteor fall from space inside the meteor is the blob whenever the blob consumes a person it grows bigger and bigger they try to convince the people of the town about the blobby monster but no one believes them until later can anything stop this blobby creature i highly recommend the blob ,1
first off i would like to point out that the reason why i gave this movie star out of is because there is no option to give it no stars it really is that bad i was never eager to see this film after i saw the ads for it i ended up seeing it only by chance because some friends of mine had tickets and had one spare so i tagged along before seeing it i had a fairly good idea that it wouldn t be genius the premise seemed far too silly and stupid for anything good to come out of it but at the back of my mind i was thinking but there must be something good about it for uma thurman and luke wilson do to the film not that i think either of them are particularly terrific but they are big named stars who would normally only do films that would enhance their reputations however about minutes into the feature i realized that the movie was probably worse than i had at first anticipated i was shocked at how terrible the script was it really gave the actors nothing to work with so much so that they really looked like they didn t know what they were doing especially luke wilson the story was completely predictable if you ve seen the ad then you ve pretty much seen the movie and there was nothing original about it it pretty much borrows from every super hero story that has ever been which would be acceptable had the film been set up as a satire of that genre but alas it wasn t the direction seemed to be of realism i got the feeling that the director wanted the film to feel completely realistic and not satire at all and yet there were some moments in the film that were so unbelievably unrealistic that it would have worked if it were a satire at one moment in the movie two of the characters seem to die and one of the surviving characters has a line like oh well she s dead time to move on and he says it in such a droll voice that it completely didn t make any sense i found myself checking my watch after about minutes to see how much longer i would have to sit through it and then it struck me i began to think i wonder if the studio have made this picture as a test to see if they can make the worst possible movie ever made and still pull a large audience i couldn t think of any other reason why this film would be made for movies to be made these days the script goes to a massive screening process and very very few scripts actually make it to the production stage i can t comprehend how this one got past the first draft stage by the end and exceedingly dumb founding ly stupid climax i was laughing heartily just not at what the film makers wanted me to laugh at but instead at how ridiculous and stupid the movie was thank god i didn t have to pay money to see it because that would have really annoyed me oh and could i just add that of the two wilson brothers i have always preferred luke because i think he is a better more versatile actor but if he wants to step even further into owen s shadow then this is exactly the way to do it i doubt that he will get many more job offers after this crappy waste of hours and remember it only got a generous because i couldn t select ,0
this epic brings together a superbly gifted cast and crew a narrative depth superior to most novels wonderful music philosophy and a connection to life that i find difficult to explain to immerse oneself in die zweite heimat is for me akin to a spiritual experience similar to the awe one gets when looking at the stars in a clear night sky the language and use of both colour and monochrome segments adds to the dramatic impact the film inspired me to go to munich and visit some of the locations including the edgar reitz office from then on i vowed to improve my german skills after die zweite heimat i feel almost german as if i am in the head of the characters i also try to match the piano playing of henry arnold hermann but this is the one thing that will always elude me this drama is unparalleled and i have been fortunate to see it on bbc in the uk and sbs in australia the sequel heimat is currently being filmed in germany ,1
anne bancroft plays estelle a dying jewish mother who asks her devoted son ron silver to locate reclusive one time movie star greta garbo and introduce the two before estelle checks out for good might ve been entitled bancroft talks as the actress assaults this uncertain comedic dramatic sentimental material for its duration hot or cold director sidney lumet can t get a consistent rhythm going and bancroft s constant overacting isn t scaled back at all by the filmmaker he keeps her right upfront cute teary eyed and ranting estelle becomes a drag on this scenario not that the thinly conceived plot has much going on besides silver and co stars carrie fisher and catherine hicks end up with very little to do but support the star and everyone is trampled by her hamming from ,0
i can see where the film makers were going with this but they never really reach their destination it s supposed to be a homage to spaghetti westerns albeit set in a sort of mythical modern time frame but unfortunately it fall short in its attempt it doesn t have that gritty realism that spaghetti westerns are known for the characters are not vile and desperate enough like their italian western counterparts and failing these two points it lacks the humor of a successful parody in fact it looks like they intended to make a serious film but upon completion realized they had missed the mark so far that it couldn t possibly be taken seriously unfortunately they also missed the humor mark by a mile a whole lotta bad movie ,0
i loved this program and for years searched for it on video i ve contacted a great many folks in my attempts to get a copy to no avail br br i do however have the second half of the program i would be willing to share my half with anyone who can give me a copy of the first half of this show i d offer to provide copies of what i have to anyone but it s just only part of the program so it s just not an adequate representation of the show br br there are a few folks selling this on ebay for some incredible cost and that s plainly not fair not to mention blatant copyright violations br br please send any correspondence to thndrmouse aol com,1
deepa has again tried to bravely bring out a subject that no one wants to talk about the story line is ok cinematography is outstanding screenplay and acting are way below average i guess the blame is to the citizens of uttar pradesh in india from where her original set was destroyed in this resulted in a totally different cast i just wonder what a spectacular movie it would have been if it had the original shabana azmi nandita das and aamir khan the current actors lisa ray who s just good for squirming in bombay dyeing bedsheets and john abraham are pathetic need basic lessons in acting seema biswas raghubir yadav and kulbushan kharbabda have saved the movie as much as they can the kid had done an outstanding job the editing and the flow of the movie is also not something you would have expected from deepa great subject sends out a strong message about a practice which is still pretty rampant in rural india but falls short of the standards deepa set for herself in fire and earth watch it once when its on dvd don t bother paying to see it well its out beats the average hindi movie any day,0
the good news the director is reportedly committed to the cause of amnesty international and eager to deliver a solid message about the freedom of expression and the evil of oppression the plot is distinctly original and the actors are two of my absolute favourites the not so good news original is not everybody s buzzword when visiting the movies or video stores also noted critics like mr maltin and roger ebert have dismissed the film as a genuinely failed attempt to convert a play from stage into cinematic form if i remember correctly the title is taken from the fairy tale stowe s character has written and which has made her a possible subversive and suspect person in the fictitious place where the story takes place her dreams are dangerous to the government represented here by rickman as the intense manipulative interrogator since those two people are virtually the only ones appearing in the film altogether the director is in for a real challenge in keeping the viewer s attention in the end i found the whole thing fascinating not flawless and definitely not for everyone but rewarding it s nowhere near a masterpiece like kieslowski s a short film about killing or as explanatory as dead man walking but if you re into those films or any of costa gavras political thrillers you may appreciate this one as well just don t expect any overexplicit sermons or eyefilling action sequences ,1
pretty darn good for a french film i have not seen any of catherine breillat s previous films and so have no opinions about this compared to her previous work french cinema usually sticks to the ultimately arty films and leaves the shoot em ups and star vehicles to hollywood that is probably a good business strategy as no other nation s film industry will likely have the resources to compete on those sorts of projects films about film making are often a bore as it has little resonance for people not in the business but this one held my interest much more than i thought it would in spite of the title oddly in english it really isn t much of a comedy in spite of a few droll moments i ve only seen a few of anne parillaud s films but she shows a generous amount of talent and range from the action psychological drama of la femme nikita to the wry comedy of innocent blood this film also extends her range as she plays a more or less ordinary woman yet is still compelling on the screen kudos also to roxane mesquida with whom i was unfamiliar she plays a very inexpressive actress for most of the film whose talent is drawn out at the end if you don t have to have car chases and explosions to be entertained check this one out ,1
i was browsing through netflix and stumbled upon this movie having fond memories of the book as a child i decided to check this out this is a movie that you should really pass on br br it is just not worth seeing it is very boring and uninteresting i feel that it would even be that way to small children it has no magic that the book contains this movie is not horrible but you will just find yourself not caring ten minutes into it br br there are moments that just come off as weird the witch character is not very good the family acts like it is no big deal that these odd things are happening i know this is a kids movie so as an older audience we must not look too deeply in things but the whole movie just feels like it was written and produced by people who have never had any movie making experience before br br the dvd that i had began skipping in the final moments of the film and instead of trying to fix it i just turned it off and sent it back to netflix i really didn t care how it finished skip this film and read the book instead ,0
come on anyone who doesn t understand the greatness of this here cartoon should be kicked off any critic s panel they should not be allowed to be heard because they obviously have no sense of humor whatsoever br br anyone who does not love this here animated cartoon directed by tex avery should be chained to a chair and forced to watch huckleberry hound episodes for years straight br br the takes and double takes by the wolf in this cartoon are the finest examples of this important past of comedy that have ever been captured on film br br tex avery should receive a posthumous academy award for this cartoon it s the best ,1
halloween is the story of a boy who was misunderstood as a child he takes out his problems on his older sister whom he murders at the beginning of the film this is just the start of things to come from michael myers br br donald pleasance plays the doctor who s been studying myers for years he knows that something is different about him something mysteriously evil this evil will not be contained and it cannot be stopped br br after an escape from an institution myers tracks down his younger sister if he kills her there may be an end to the troubles of this misunderstood boy but he seems to have problems in finishing his sister off as other people get in the way he manages to take them out while still looking for that one girl he needs br br there have been a lot of those horror movies involving teenagers getting hacked to pieces by a masked or gruesome killer but this one started it all sort of if you think about it most of those horror movies we all remember are the ones that have freddy kruger or jason chasing around half naked girls well if it wasn t for halloween those characters wouldn t have haunted our dreams when we were children br br halloween s director john carpenter got a lot out of the horror movies of the s and combined everything he knew into one film that scared the hell out of a lot of people back in the late s this films solidified him as a director to watch and also jump started the career of jamie lee curtis who plays the girl being stalked by the masked killer br br this film may seem cliché today but back then there wasn t much out there like this it s been copied from and ripped off of but halloween will always remain the quintessential teenage horror movie it still gives you chills listening to carpenter s thrilling music while we see another victim get chased by that shadowy michael myers ,1
this is surely british humour at its best it tends to grow on you the first time i watched it i couldn t quite figure out what it was all about but now i can watch the episodes over and over again and enjoy them every time ,1
i saw this movie for the first time when quentin tarantino showed it to a bunch of us at the alamo drafthouse in austin he prefaced it with how freaking awesome he thought he was and how funny it was and in the context of his explanation it was hilarious i can see how it would be damaging to some audiences and the subject is not funny at all but there are at least three lines in the film that had me laughing so hard i thought i d pee they don t come until after the halfway point but when they do oh god you will die oh and jim brown is brilliant he s not in a lot of the movie but when he s there you know whose movie it is naturally the best line in the movie and the funniest is his you ll know it when you hear it ,1
hair the movie based on the broadway hit fails to achieve any redeemable cinematic qualities you cant really take the play and make it a movie whether one is so tempted by the rock music to see this movie it really detracts from the quality of a broadway show worse than seeing sitcom reruns musical fiasco and cant believe others rated it so high ,0
first of all i saw this movie without knowing anything about it i just knew that joel schumacher did it and that was enough for me a friend and i went to see it at a danish film festival called the night film festival which is a lot of different movies shown after hours the festival pretty much specializes in showing movies that wouldn t otherwise be shown in danish theaters br br anyway my friend and i went to see it and we were astonished at how real it seemed and that it really struck a cord with our feelings we really got caught up in the plot without being able to figure out the ending which is a great plus in our book br br the film is recorded in a style that reminds me of the danish initiative dogma which was started by danish directors including lars von trier dancer in the dark br br in conclusion the movie is really worth seeing it gives a different perspective on how things were for the american g i joe coming out of school being expected to serve their country in battle a long way from home br br also colin farrell is exceptional in this movie i haven t seen him before but i can t wait to see more of him br br lars p helvard,1
whereas the hard boiled detective stories of dashiell hammett and raymond chandler have fitted to cinema like a fox in a chicken coop indeed creating the definitively modern american genre and style in the process those of what might be called golden age fiction have made barely any impression whatsoever the problem with books like those of agatha christie dorothy l sayers or s s van dine on whose work this film is based is that they are low on action or variety whereas sam spade or philip marlowe traverse the mean streets of la working class tenements bars offices wealthy mansions and meet all sorts of exciting dangers and violence golden age fiction is generally fixed in location the scene of the murder usually a lavish country house and the action is limited to investigating clues and interviewing suspects this is a very static procedure plot reduced to puzzle br br this of course is as much ideological as anything else the golden age stories dealing with a society hostile to change and movement the hard boiled novels recording an urban reality increasingly moving away from a centre both of authority and of a city dividing itself up into hostile ever uncontrollable and lawless camps another major problem with golden age fiction is character because we cannot know the answer to the crime until the end we cannot gain access to characters motivations or emotions being defined solely by their potential need to murder the detective unlike the anxious prejudice ridden private eyes are simply there to be brilliant and maybe a little eccentric br br the problem with most films from golden age books is that they try to be period recreations of the merchant ivory jane austen school and end up looking silly there have been successes for example the radical reworkings of ellery queen and others by claude chabrol in the english speaking world there have really only been two the alistair sim classic green for danger works because it pushes the form almost into parody while never betraying the integrity or interest of the mystery br br before that came michael curtiz s brilliant the kennel murder case the narrative is pure golden age a repulsive character is introduced who gives a number of potential suspects reason to kill him he is duly murdered in a seemingly foolproof manner indicating suicide slumped in a locked room the caricatured policemen fall hopelessly for the bait it is up to philo vance gentleman and amateur detective neither old nor fat to read the clues more insightfully open the case out of the confines of the room and eventually solve the case the corpse being little more than the pretext for intellectual stimulation br br what is interesting is not this detective plot which can only ever be unsatisfying as all solutions are although it is rarely less than entertaining and full of comical bits of business there isn t even really an attempt to subvert the image of the perfect detective there is one alarming scene where a brutal sergeant threatens to rough up a suspect with no protest from vance but that s about it br br what marks kennel as a classic is its modernity curtiz is not generally considered a great auteur because he has no consistent themes or evidence of artistic development but he was hollywood s greatest craftsman and he is on sensational form here if the golden age detective story is mere puzzle curtiz takes this idea to is logical extreme creating an abstract variation on his source reducing narrative character and location to geometry a series of lines from the beautiful art deco sets to the glorious camera movements which suddenly break from a static composition and as they glide furiously at an angle jolt the dead decor to life br br this treatment is appropriate to a story that resolutely refuses realism it is a pattern that turns the detective plot into a hall of mirrors like the two central brothers or the original crime itself borrowed from an unsolved mysteries book this fantasy world of nasty rich men who collect oriental relics shades of the moonstone inscrutable chinese servants ex cons turned butlers dog loving fops runyonesque cops is the perfect habitat for vance a man who will drop a cruise to europe on a fanciful hunch who knows the social world of these people and yet is tainted by his interest in crime and association with the police or would be if he wasn t anything more than a thinking machine william powell the greatest american comedian of the decade bravely subsuming his idiosyncratic humanity br br but if the treatment is rarefied the climax is spectacularly brutal involving vicious dogs and attempted murder the police and the detective supposed to be preventing crime are guilty of inciting one ,1
question how does a film merit two different titles like the librarians and strike force br br answer the film is sooooooooo bad that the filmmakers couldn t even decide on a title br br this film is a hodgepodge of martial arts death wish vendettas melodrama romance and other cliché film techniques the story focuses on a vigilante group called the librarians led by agent simon william forsythe the group is hot in pursuit of a nefarious multi lingual pockmarked creature named marcos andrew divoff who captures women and holds them hostage in the lawless urban world of south florida br br burt reynolds appears as a cameo in this film and his scene is entirely extraneous to the action burt delivers a long monologue in one of the strangest drawls i have ever heard this may have been burt s attempt at an irish dialect but the overall effect is a kind of perverse imitation of marlon brando in the godfather br br also appearing in this film is erika eleniak who has infiltrated the inner circle of marcos bizarre world erika s character kick boxes her way into an alliance with simon the librarians and erika will become a powerful strike force against evil in a film that has been delivered directly from the editing room to your cable tv converter box ,0
i remember watching the disney version and watching it now makes me think it has somehow lost its magic touch plenty of other renditions ever after put aside of cinderella have in fact lost their touch throughout the years then i found this production with a flawless performance by kathleen turner as the evil stepmother and was blown away by the phantasmagorical essence of this fantasy story that has cast me under its spell since childhood br br we all know the story of cinderella a young girl who s father died and was dominated by her wicked stepmother and stepdaughters and longs to go to the ball for one last chance for freedom but this plot line takes a different twist in the classic fairy tale by causing cinderella whose real name is zizola and is only called cinderella by her family because of her slavery to be trapped in a situation of her father who still lives slowly losing himself to a dominant wife who manipulates him into playing favorites with his wife and step daughters against his own and tries to poison him thus zizola goes out to save her father by stopping her stepmother from finding another suitor at the ball by distracting the men who come her way there the bored prince valiant has a change of heart from his dull life and falls in love with the mysterious lady in the strange dress forged by a water nymph named mab with rose petals for slippers br br what drew me to this film most of all was it s original take on the old fairy tale that none can compare to it does not weave a web of lies like most cinderella stories it does not ignore any reason as to why cinderella would want to attend the ball and nor does it show a shallow side to the prince as the disney version did instead it shows more of cinderella s selfless heart more than any other production and the artwork is simply stunning the costumes are all beautifully made especially zizola s sapphire blue ballgown to match the marcella plunkett s fantastical beauty and soft spirit like voice br br i would highly suggest this film for anyone who is interested in a dream like sequence of the classic fairy tale with an interesting twist my only problem is that the producers and director did not make a full collection of other fairy tales with this same element and the fact that the film is now out of print ,1
strange i like all this movie crew and dark humor movies but didn t like this one at all it s awful horrible and surely not funny at all pity cannot do a whole movie plot disgust either and it was really boring long empty moments fills the movie it could have been removed it should have been in another shorter format surely maybe i expected too much from the crew like saving the movie lol it s also filled with overused clichés of characters and situations i don t get it why people liked it poetry hope nope mam didn t see anything like that all in all it s empty and crude pitiful and hopeless oh darn this one ,0
i guess this would be a great movie for a true believer in organized christian dogma but for anyone with an open mind who believes in free will rational thinking the separation of church state and good science fiction it is a terrible joke br br there are some well known actors who were either badly in need of work or had a need to share their personal beliefs with the rest of us heathens br br i was entertained by this movie in the same way i was entertained by reefer madness that movie attempted to teach drug education by scare tactics the same way this movie tries to teach christian principles with the threat of hell and misery for otherwise good people who don t share their interpretations of our world br br it had me howling with laughter and at the same time scared me to realize how many people actually believe that our society should revert to the good old days of the th century ,0
what a shame that alan clarke has to be associated with this tripe that doesn t rule it out however get a group of lads and some stellas together and have a whale of a time running this one again and again and rolling around on the floor in tears of laughter great wasted night stuff al hunter homes in on a well publicised theme of the late s that hooligans were well organised and not really interested in the football itself often with respectable jobs estate agent but how clarke can convince us that any of the two bit actors straying from other tv productions of low quality grange hill or soon to go on to poor quality drama eastenders can for a nanosecond make us believe that they are tough football thugs is laughable are we really to believe that the icf on whom of course the drama is based would ever go to another town to fight with just six blokes br br the icf would crowd out tube stations and the like with hundreds andy nicholls scally needs to be read before even contemplating a story of this nature the acting is appalling and provides most of the laughs oldman is so camp it is unbelievable most of them look as though they should be in a bubble of bath of mr matey a true inspiration to anyone with a digital video camera who thinks they can make a flick go for it ,0
hg is normally exploitive and it s never really bothered me before i loved bloodfeast but i really don t like pseudo sciences or playing on heuristics the whole movie is based on a man with esp caused by an electrical accident and a witch i m not opposed to witches and i liked carrie the novel and the movie but this one bothered me i think it s because of the main character developing esp from an electric line also the university professor wasting his time studying esp cases i wasn t alive in the s to know first hand whether or not esp was a common fallacy then but i assume that any theory of such nature would simply be discredited what really bothered me was the way the police were describing schizophrenics as ruthless unpredictable villains who can seem like normal people of the time and then just snap nothing could be further from the truth i detest such concepts because they add to public idiocy many people still think that schizophrenia is dissociative identity disorder whoever wrote this script didn t know much about psychology br br there were some decent concepts to the movie i liked the way the witch used men it was a nice change i liked how she could make herself attractive but didn t when she was around her forced lovers i found it interesting how her second lover also burned his face had the script been touched up for a few weeks before production and not focused solely on making its audience dumber this may have been a decent movie ,0
it is a story of siberian village people from the beginning of th century till the ties it is about passion and feelings about russian soul and very romantic this movie is not action packed it flowes slowely in second part one can find great songs russian romances it is much more better than doctor zhivago the director of this movie moved to america and made runaway train for example ,1
how could i possibly pass up the chance to see orlando bloom and heath ledger together well i couldn t and so i rented this mess of a movie br br i had never heard of ned kelly and was surprised by what i found out about this young man s legend i was also surprised at how mediocre this movie was perhaps the fact that it was very very late and at the end of a hour movie marathon or maybe it was because it really is a little slow i found this story difficult to follow not because the story is complicated but because it is slow even with a slow story ledger and bloom managed to create interesting dimensional characters br br though i flounder to recommend this as a must see it is a great story of australian history considering how young the country is this is very rare and should be appreciated and the film does have some good actions sequences br br see it for historical value yeah right and that s the only reason to see it ,1
now infamous western that was at its time the biggest budgeted disaster in hollywood history i was lucky enough to see the full minute version at a theatre in it was truly staggering how bad the film was br br they had a great cast a story based on a true incident a fight between foreigners and americans in the s magnificent scenery so what went wrong three words director michael cimino he was so full of himself after the deer hunter he went out and made this god awful western he s not totally to blame his previous film the deer hunter was considered a masterpiece and united artists gave him free reign to do anything they let him all alone and everything went wrong the cost went barreling out of control and cimino insisted on redoing sequences again and again until they were perfect br br first off the sound is horrible entire sequences go by and you can t make out a word the characters are saying for instance jeff bridges character is introduced during a dance sequence but i still have no idea who he was the dialogue in his introductory scene is incomprehensible that s the director s fault he should have made sure the dialogue could be heard some scenes are shot with so much dust flying around you can barely make out what s going on the story line doesn t make a whole lot of sense and cimino took great liberties with the facts in the real story only one person was killed cimino turns it into a massacre there is some admittedly beautiful sequences here totally destroyed by lack of story and incomprehensible dialogue also the bad sound was not the fault of the theatre all the prints sound that way br br this garbage effectively closed down united artists and was the end of cimino s career a textbook example of a director so full of himself he doesn t realize what he s doing jeff bridges has said this is the worst movie he ever did this is from a guy who made tron a definite must miss br br there is a pretty good book called the final cut which details the whole disaster this gets a i wish imdb had negative numbers this deserves it ,0
think of this film as a saturday morning live action program from ages ago even the small tykes will find this one hard to please because it runs like molasses i can t fully understand how god awful it is to make something too typical and uninteresting especially in the costume department too many warrior wizard movies out there have used the same old plotline numerous times over but this is mighty scarce considering its appeal to the little darlings and who in the world would ve let a topless mermaid be cast in the first place i thought this was a family movie mstk here s another fine gem for your tv season ,0
surprisingly enough does movie does have some redeeming quality in it when it moves toward its end for the other part this movie is being a really bad and lame one with a small budget insultingly bad written script and everything that goes with it br br it s silly that with all the money going around in the christian circles they never can seem to get sufficient funds to make a decent movie with i m not a religious so i couldn t care less really but film making does some like a good tool to reach a new audience for churches and getting people more interested and curious in reading the bible for instance in that regard these movies always seem like a wasted opportunity br br the low budget does really hurt the movie and brings it down it makes the movie laughable to watch with its effects and it just gives the overall movie a campy b movie like feeling br br but what s hurting this movie more is its writing the stuff that just happens in this movie is just insulting to the intelligence and then i m not even complaining or talking about the religious aspects of the whole story the way the movie progresses is just so improbable and the people within this movie do such highly unlikely things that it s being insulting to its viewers br br i also hated how the movie was being like a soap opera at times seemed to me that they simply had a hard time turning this into a full length movie and they added in some characters and dramatic developments just to fill things up i just couldn t cared less really at times br br still it needs to be said that the movie gets more solid and steady toward its end when its story gets more focused on its essence still it remains predictable all but it prevented this movie from being a complete wreck to watch and as far as these type of movies are concerned there are far worser one to watch out there though i don t think this movie will win over any new souls br br ,0
normally i am a typical creepy crawly hatin girl but after watching this film on youtube of course i m having different perspectives and also i did not know that my favorite animation studio fleischer s made another film that s about community of insects whose city garden home is threatened by humans lighted cigars and cigarette butts footsteps etc and how a plucky young grasshopper named hoppity saves the day and wins the heart of honey the bee i love the lovely ms honey you know after watching the film the bugs reminded me of the some of the jitter bugs from don bulth s thumbelina and out of the songs in the film i love we re a couple in the castle when i sing that song it almost made me cry br br this wonderful film was the second and final feature to come out of the fleischer studio the film was originally going to be released on november of but since the fleischer s rival disney released dumbo weeks earlier paramount changed the date to december of the same year but mr bug unfortunately went into a then unrealized trap of terrible timing having the misfortune of opening two days after the attack on pearl harbor mr bug was a financial disaster and led to the ousting of max and dave fleischer from the studio they had established in and reorganized the company as famous studios another huge factor in their departure was the fact that max and dave fleischer were no longer speaking to one another due to disputes how sad it was overall i love both films from the fleischer bros gulliver and mr bug ,1
how do these guys keep going they re about years old each and act as if they re only they play hours of music at every concert and barely break a sweat this dvd is their first concert in rio brazil although the people don t speak english they try to memorize the words to the most famous rush songs and try to sing a foreign language at the concert with their best friends br br from tom sawyer to the spirit of radio this concert dvd will keep you in the chair not wanting to pause or move away from the classics that you ve listened to when you were young this is their th reunion tour started in i went to their scranton pa concert and this was just as good although in pa they didn t play freewill so i was upset br br they have freewill they have the trees they have yyz the pass driven dreamline red sector a limelight roll the bones and much more out of because nothing else compares if you never go to a rush concert then at least buy this dvd ,1
plan b has the appearance of a quickly made unedited sloppy script for a movie with the attempt for an outing for the actors involved an outing that should have been nixed from the start it is just another mafia based comedy that has nothing new and lowers the standard for those participating br br joe maloni paul sorvino is the crime boss more concerned about clothing and appearances than about his business of control his personal assistant mario anthony desando is dumber than dirt and his ignorance is supposed to be funny maloni has whacked one of his debtors who just happens to be married to bookish fran diane keaton and maloni takes fran on as his assistant to work off her dead husband s debt by being maloni s hit man fran is afraid of her own shadow and is unable to carry out maloni s assignments electing instead to transport her whackees to florida to hide at her brother james house until she can figure out what to do next this alternative to killing the three candidates is called plan b plan a being to kill them the ending is wholly predictable just as is every line assigned in the script to the characters br br diane keaton has made a lot of fine films and is one of our most talented actresses and comediennes but here she screams and rants and twitches her way through a ridiculous part that quickly becomes annoying to watch paul sorvino is well the paul sorvino type cast from other mobster films the supporting cast is likewise allowed to play to the balcony in the broadest slapstick pratfall fashion imaginable what is supposed to be a comedy ends up being just silly and overdone director greg yaitanes needs to go back to tv sitcoms had this flimsy story been compressed into a half hour gig it might have had a chance grady harp,0
a blind person could have shot this movie better seriously the director is clearly a novice he must be dennis hopper s coke dealer or something to convince him to be in this movie i felt so embarrassed for dennis br br to john the director please retire from directing your contribution is not needed nor wanted the medium of film is stronger without you you are terrible at directing stick to bagging groceries or something br br this movie should ve bypassed straight to video and gone striaght to the trashcan i m a dumber person for having seen this movie do not see this movie if you respect yourself and respect the artform of film ,0
i saw this film when i was or years old alone in my parent s basement on a saturday night it was being shown on chiller theatre a regular fright feature that i watched religiously as a young un now i have seen many old horror films thanks to chiller theatre but none ever stuck with me like danse macabre a k a castle of blood i am now and only last year was i fortunate enough to locate a relatively recent quality dvd edition of this wonderfully shudder inducing supernatural classic having thought i d never manage to see it again i have already watched it four more times and cannot seem to get tired of it br br they just don t make spook films like this one anymore haunted catacombs and mist enshrouded graveyards just don t work as well in color as they did in black and white back in the day anyway this one has edgar allen poe and barbara steele deliciously shadowy cobweb wrap ed haunted castle sets restless spirits re enacting their deaths and a wickedly ironic ending br br imo this one s right up there with robert wise s the haunting the innocents with deborah kerr and the more recent the others ,1
this movie is very very very poor i have seen better movies br br there was a bit of tension but not much to make you jump out of your chair it begins slowly with the building of tension which is not a success at least if you ask me though at some points or moments i must say it was a bit funny when people got shot and how they went down br br they should had made it something like scary movie then it might be a better movie because i watched only pieces of the movie by skipping scenes and it got to boring through out the movie i must say that i felt sleepy watching this movie so i sure can say it is not worth it br br don t waste time on even thinking to do something with this movie besides leaving it where it already is somewhere very dusty ,0
having worked professionally with young girls on the run i found this film surprisingly authentic i would never have found it had a friend not loaned his videotape there are classic themes here coming of age mother daughter estrangement the limited choices of the underprivileged who is the good samaritan tragedy is in every life the many layers or relationships flashbacks are meaningful when alice acquires a gun we know she has some familiarity with how to use it and it does not end in cliché the cast really sells their roles it is adult material and the audio is a bit too grainy allow it minutes to so to draw you in ,1
and generally speaking you will eventually have to research this little gem when describing i changed my sex or glen or glenda as it is better known i must echo the thoughts of andrew smith who so hit the nail on the head when he wrote if you haven t seen any of ed wood s other movies this one is a completely bewildering experience if you have seen any of ed wood s movies this is still completely bewildering the film is both hilarious and tragic yet it moves with a strange rhythm of its own that leaves one in no doubt that its author knows and means every word he is saying during its running length wood bless him had some of the loftiest ambitions as a director wanting to promote peace understanding and even acceptance in the s of all times when tim burton recreated a viewing of glen or glenda by studio execs for his biopic he showed the execs laughing and telling each other that this had to be a put on more than fifty years later there are still people fighting just to be given the kind of respect that the normal take for granted so i say it most certainly is not br br no the real comedy in glen or glenda is the sheer ineptitude wood displays in composing his message directors frequently use stock footage when they can find some that suits their purposes and can be edited to fit with their own footage ed wood used stock footage indiscriminately and tim burton s biopic celebrated the fact with a scene in which wood as played by johnny depp bets that he could make an entire film out of stock footage sadly the real ed wood died before he had a chance but glen or glenda is the closest he ever came the imdb states that twenty percent of this sixty something minute film is stock footage and it is never difficult to guess which footage footage of busy highways planes flying overhead poor lightning effects soldiers doing their thing they re all used in a haphazard manner sometimes repeatedly and they often only have a loose connection to the story wood is trying to tell had wood been able to sit back and think about what he is trying to do for a while there is no telling what kind of heights he could have achieved br br wood himself appears in the film as the titular character a confused transvestite who imagines himself as a woman named glenda aside from the daring manner in which he attempts to make his point wood makes one hideous woman having found myself out on the fringe of a society that thinks i am disabled and need to be cured myself i honestly found myself hoping for the best outcome for wood s character in order to make his point however wood weaves in short stories of two other transvestites one of them takes the extreme step of enduring a sex change in order to become a woman the other finds himself so disenfranchised that he fears being arrested again so much he commits suicide the scary thing about this film is that if you edited out the transvestism and substituted such disenfranchisements as my position on the autistic spectrum or such things as schizophrenia very little of the film would even need to be changed that is how little society has learned since ed wood was a boy br br the other significant personality in glen or glenda is bela lugosi whom wood shoehorned into the film speculation varies upon wood s motives but the accepted theory is that wood wanted to help revive lugosi s career and would do anything in order to achieve this with the exception of taking his time to carefully construct a good film that is in glen or glenda wood makes usage of lugosi that was best described in flying saucers over hollywood as bizarre lugosi plays a character billed as the scientist but comes off more as an omnipotent puppet master people who have not seen ed wood films before the biopic will think tim burton made up the beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep speech if anything burton was being restrained about which bizarre speech to use in depicting wood ian dialogue nothing can prepare you for seeing the speeches in their original context not even criswell s hilarious ranting during plan from outer space br br observant types will also note the presence of delores fuller wood s girlfriend at the time again burton dramatises her reaction to seeing the script for the first time whereas the film portrays her as being accepting and forward thinking i cannot help but feel that burton s portrayal is more accurate as fuller looks extremely uncomfortable in her role she only appears for about fifteen minutes but her delivery seems so mechanical so lifeless that she somehow manages to seem less talented than her cast mates if such a thing is possible whether wood s direction was better focused in this case than usual is hard to determine but if the ability of the support cast to leave the stars with the obvious exception of bela in the dust is any guide then it should come as no surprise that fuller would only appear in a very small role within one other wood film that she went on to write a number of hit songs tells you she made the right decision to stay behind the camera while wood would appear before the camera again it was never as more than a cameo a walk on or a bit part br br i gave glen or glenda a one out of ten i generally only give this rating to films that are so bad they become entertaining as a result bold and well intentioned as it was glen or glenda fits that description to a t ,0
if you re a fan of jackass viva la bam or the cky videos then you already know what you re in for but this is one of those rare happenings when a sequel is better than the original and man does this movie pack a mean low blow but i mean that in a good way it s the same type of death defying gut wrenching insanity that we have all come to know and love and expect from bam knoxville and co but this time with even more laughs than ever before with johnny knoxville s insane tolerance for pain bam margera s love for harassing his friends family and steve o s gross out factor you have one hell of a funny film the bar for the stunts skits and general mayhem of the jackass crew has been raised jackass doubtful because it s nearly impossible to improve on perfection ,1
as a devotee of ms frank i remember being so excited that the play was being re made for tv that is until i saw it this film is a prime example of how important casting is and how directing plays such an important part in creating the sense of purpose the casting of any central role is crucial to a production of this sort shows like auntie mame and man of la mancha are totally dependent on the charisma of the lead actor and in the cast of this movie the whole thing is destroyed by the atrocious casting of melissa gilbert in the lead role there is not one single moment that ms gilbert even comes close to inhabiting the sensitive mature spirit of anne ms gilbert is white bread throughout the movie the only time i was close to tears was during the reading of anne s most haunting line i still believe in spite of everything that people are truly good at heart this is spoken by ms gilbert so rushed so lacking in conviction that she might has well burped and achieved the same effect film and dance legend marge champion was the dialogue coach for this production she should have refunded her salary despite ms gilbert ruining diary other performances are satisfactory for the most part special kudos to joan plowright as edith scott jacoby as peter and clive reville as mr dussell maxmillian schell does not have the deep rooted soul and spirit as otto as does the creator of the role on stage and film joseph schildkraut but he s okay doris roberts and james coco as the van danns are relatively superficial in their parts they re shrill and bombastic but again only on the surface this could be due to the fact that the pacing of the project is way too rushed as noted in previous postings this film clocks in minutes shorter than the film version the difference owing to the pauses for dramatic effect which apparently is necessary to propagate the appropriate mood for the story this is not mandatory viewing especially for youngsters learning about anne frank for the first time stick to the original film version and or even better the tv production of anne frank the true story starring ben kingsley which is the closest thing to capturing the heartbreak and reality of anne s situation ever filmed note especially appalling is the fact that melora marshall who plays anne s sister margot is not included in the opening credits along with all the other members of the secret annex she s listed in the post credits along with the actors playing miep and mr kraler if i was ms marshall i would have sued ,0
this movie is not that interesting except for the first ten minutes the pace and editing are a perfect introduction in an ensemble piece even better than say gosford park then it inexplicably slows down loses focus and starts resembling a traditional french movie only to regain focus in the end with the love relation between antoine depardieu and cécile deneuve in the middle there are too many sidelines and loose ends in the story several threads started are not ended br br spoilers ahead the main story is the relation between antoine and cécile he has been loyal to her after his relation with her many years ago despite her remarrying and setting up home in morocco as builder he now rebuilds his own life and recovers hers by taking the mask of cécile s marriage having accomplished this he is buried after a freak accident literally and becomes a comatose he wakes only after she has burned their old picture as indication that they ve reconciled with the past and can properly start their lives again together end of spoilers br br it remains unclear what vision this director wants us to see us because there are so many other stories here illegal immigrants want to enter europe there are frequent radio broadcasts about the overthrow of iraq s former regime cécile s child is bisexual and is bitten by dogs loyalty once he meets his boyfriend whereas the girl he lives with seems to be sick of that her sister is traditional islamic and enters a relation with cécile s husband it portrays morocco as unnecessary backward despite all the building there is a strange colonial vision shining through that almost glorifies the past it portrays islam as backward and prone to extremism which may sometimes be true but certainly not in general in the end it can all best be described as adding some couleur locale and l art pour l art br br deneuve and depardieu are great with this material they are so familiar they are able to spin something extra in every scene lifting an eyebrow body language radiating pride awkward behavior the movie itself is disappointing and only confirming the limited role of french cinema in the world nowadays with some notable exceptions of course ,0
for every fan of coming of age tales this hour adaptation of the br br sarah waters novel is pure fun cinematic nods to baz luhrman s br br kinetic style as well as to all those prim and proper period pieces br br ever present on the bbc where you re likely to have seen almost br br every prominent member of this cast it s rather bawdy and over br br the top in spots but that s just what the novel called for the cast br br is appealing and in the cases of anna chancellor and hugh br br bonneville perfect in the case of rachel sterling as our heroine br br nan you simply must overlook the fact that she s far too pretty to br br ever be mistaken for a boy and run with it it s a fantasy after all br br some fans of the novel may be put out by the various changes in br br character particularly that of jodhi may s character florence but br br the changes all work toward the greater good of this teleplay and br br provide an overall high quality entertainment value ,1
tourist trap is an entertaining horror movie from the late s the movie is about a bunch of young friends who get stranded on an old deserted lane by a creepy old waxwork museum br br the owner of the museum seems like a strange but harmless old man but things take a very nasty turn when members of the young group start getting killed off who is responsible for the murders is it old man slausen or is it his collection of creepy mannequins who seem to be alive and hungry for blood this film was good stuff it was fast faced the performances were very good from the actors actresses tanya roberts was very sexy and the film was never boring and like i say it had some very creepy scenes so be prepared to hide under the covers definitely recommended to horror movie ghost story fans i give this film a highly respectable out of ,1
l humanité is a murder mystery these movies tend to be popular br br and the rating it currently has suggests that it has been too br br unfortunately this movie has no redeeming qualities whatsoever br br a few non spoilers for instance include a minute scene br br wherein the main character eats an apple and another minutes br br where he breathes br br in case you were wondering this is not in fact art neither is it a br br commentary on humanity which from the title it seems it is trying br br to be it is in fact boring there are numerous attempts in this br br movie to say something about humanity one might think to br br onesself how would i comment on humanity and the most br br obvious and boring answers will of course be sex love and death br br not that these options are uninteresting when done well just that br br they are the canonical options for sex this movie does its best to br br make it unattractive and disgusting in your first five minutes br br hence this is not a spoiler you will see the bloodied vagina of a br br murdered year old girl it s a murder mystery remember later br br on a few people throw themselves at each other and have what br br the director would like us to believe is raw sex but in reality it s br br contrived and overly symbolic but worse yet uninterestingly so br br i enjoy being disturbed by movies this movie showed me why br br disturbing movies usually show something inside of someone br br their humanity which they did not know existed and are a bit br br scared of l humanité tried to do just this and failed and i walked br br out of the theatre not disturbed but disgusted thinking that i had br br wasted my time in the theater despite having seen the movie for br br free ,0
well maybe the pc version of this game was impressive maybe i just finished playing the ps version and it s pretty much a complete mess br br there are a couple elements that are okay or promising i ll mention those first because it will be over quickly first the idea of a historical gta like game is a great one the game gun was a historical gta like game and unlike mafia gun was excellent i d love to see a game set during mafia s era done right next the storyline is well written the story makes sense it has dramatic arcs it uses an unusual device with much of the game being a backstory and it s interesting finally some of the graphics especially those used during cutscenes are impressive mafia s designers seemed to focus on getting the graphics right in the places where gta skimped on that effort especially the characters unfortunately in many other areas the graphics kinda stink and i d much rather have excellent gameplay than impressive looking characters br br the gameplay is what sinks this title so low first off the controls and camera absolutely suck that has to be the first focus of any game developers you can t release a game where the controls and or camera suck number one there s no reason that the player s character tom can t have his full range of motion controlled by the left analog stick unless it s absolutely necessary and it hardly ever is i hate the set up where the left stick moves the character in a strafing way and the character can only turn using the right analog stick here it s not only unnecessary it makes most of the simplest actions a challenge for example tom has to climb on a couple missions but the game is designed so poorly that you have to frustratingly keep manipulating both the right analog stick and the camera and then press l every time you need to climb or tom will descend instead br br next i ve never seen a worse fighting system the first problem is that you can t auto aim or lock on to any targets at one early point the game seems to tell you that you can use l or r to lock on to targets but that never worked so to focus on any enemy you have to struggle with the stupid right analog stick and try to keep adjusting both the character s orientation and the camera which tends to drift to the wrong angle or make tom disappear all the time by that time you re probably getting pummeled or shot to death br br next if you re touching or almost touching an enemy and that s certainly going to be the case for hand to hand combat or when using melee weapons the fighting system which primarily consists of tapping or holding r is completely useless enemies can pummel you almost in a bear hug but you just can t move unless you back off so close fighting tends to consist of you yanking on the left analog stick yelling at the character to move away which it won t do of the time then tapping r as much as you can before the enemy gets too close again and makes r useless and if the enemy changes their angle to you in the meantime you re also going to struggle with the right analog stick to get your character oriented in the right way and to get the camera in position so you can see anything by that time you re probably getting pummeled or shot again and your only option will be to try to move the character away again my fights often consisted of making tom run circles around an area like a comedy film hoping that i could gain enough time to struggle with the analog stick and get a couple shots in before being at the ai s mercy again so much for realistic fighting br br and the same problems and more exist when trying to fight with guns if you re touching someone half the time the controller just won t allow you to fire off a shot yet they can still riddle you full of holes additionally there s no auto aim and the aiming system is ridiculously sensitive even with the sensitivity set to zero under options gunfights tend to consist of you hopelessly trying to aim or move away while the enemy puts shot after shot into you luckily or not damage seems to be recorded almost randomly it can take one to ten shots or more to incapacitate any character and there s no rhyme or reason to it you can put five shots into an enemy s head and near point blank range and they ll still return fire and hurt you yet the game designers seemed to care enough about realism than they built a recoil into your aiming system so after shots with powerful enough guns your aim will float off target and you ll have to fight with it again br br as for the celebrated graphics except for the characters and textures that you re close to they re actually pretty disappointing the distance always seems mostly empty and there are often expanses of flat colors and textures nearby when you re driving the city wasn t very well designed it s not varied enough and there aren t many interesting things to see or do the cars seem slow and they re difficult to control they also all drive about the same some have mentioned the music but that was also pretty nondescript a much better job could have been done on that end also as many others have mentioned the load times are ridiculous and constant they tend to be over a minute long and they occur between and in the middle of everything even races br br overall the mafia port to ps at least seems to have been very rushed the game feels and plays like an incomplete hack job ,0
i thought this move was very good there were a few things that were less than perfect but overall i was quite surprised the courtroom scene in the end seemed a little unrealistic but was real enough to be entertaining i found that the movie communicated the hardships of going though military training and the sacrifices that go along with it being a military pilot i could relate to many of these parts ,1
very very humdrum movie fare here with stella stevens taking directions from someone in disguise it didn t take me long to guess who it was in old nevada town outside vegas for a money heist in the circus circus hotel in las vegas stevens leads her girl gang of three and they find out that they must act much quicker than had been anticipated despite some neat looks at las vegas in the s very average yet credible acting from most involved and a plot line with potential las vegas lady lays one big boring egg it seems forever for the film to kick into gear and when it does it just sputters here and there and never really speeds up i was somewhat disappointed with this film sure i wasn t expecting anything great but i at least thought this might be one of those neat exploitation films from the s or something like it not even close no one dies there is a lame gunfight between creaky stuart whitman and officious george dicenzo one year prior to his grand performance as the prosecuting attorney bugliosa in helter skelter the gunfight has all the suspense of watching a waterfall there is one punch and one head hit with a blunt instrument beyond that nothing in terms of action and as for the girls don t expect much there either stella and her girls both very mediocre yet pretty talents get in a sauna and a bath what do we see nothing but a fleeting side profile stella wears these nice open blouses accentuating her real talents but i wish she would have been a bit more open with her performance that way i could write one thing that would recommend the film alas it was not to be and i have little to say in this film s favor it isn t a horrible film in any way it just has nothing going for it either yawn ,0
i didn t like watching ds compared to other star treks even enterprise but i didn t like babylon and now i know why they are the same show i just read the old news that paramount stole the idea from the creator of babylon but they chose not to sue for a reason i don t know or care but seeing as a star trek series is based off another even nerdier show is just to much to bare now i will condemn anyone who even mentions the ds when talking about the series original tng and voyager are my favorites in that order before i didn t understand why everyone thinks ds is great and i didn t but know i know it s also because the captain has a real anger problem and i hate people that act cool but freak out out of no where and he seems to on every episode ,0
great movie in a trainspotting style being billed as the welsh trainspotting but then so was twin town although this is streets ahead br br takes in a weekend in the life of cardiff clubbers good debut movie from kerrigan and some great performances in the cast br br go see then go clubbing,1
i found this movie to be very well paced the premise is quite imaginative and as a viewer i was pulled along as the characters developed the pacing is done very well for those that like to think enough is kept hidden from the viewer early on and questions keep arising which are later answered producing a well thought out and very satisfying film both cerebrally and from an action standpoint br br it seems some people were looking for a non stop roller coaster ride with this film one of those that comes charging out of the gate this would be more analogous to one of those coasters that first takes you slowly up the hill creating a wonderful sense of anticipation and is ultimately in my mind more fulfilling for the foundation initially laid br br excellent film ,1
andreas arrives in a strange inhuman place where everything seems perfect he s given a good work everyone is kind to him and to everyone and he really doesn t trouble too much even in finding a beautiful girlfriend but in this no named city andreas finds soon that a perfect commercials type world is really not a paradise really one of the better movies i ve seen this year the attractive plot is perfectly supported by a smart direction where every single component cool desaturated photography cold symmetrical design unemotional acting slow highly controlled camera movements helps in building an unique weird atmosphere that will keep the audience suspended until the end a sarcastic ironic bitter comedy that made me laugh ant think as only best films are able to do nothing new probably in the analysis of the modern de humanizer civilization but really a smart work with great surprising ideas that will hardly be forgotten from whom had the luck to see it simply beautiful the amazing scene in the metro underground ,1
 br br how this film ever got a star average is beyond me the script is so banal and frankly an insult to whomevers life it is based upon the cinematography comes straight from the slick world of advertising and the talented ridley scott should be ashamed demi moore however shows none a surprise by participating in this film if one looks at her tracklist all in all a high concept style film that even don simpson would be ashamed of ,0
i totally got drawn into this and couldn t wait for each episode the acting brought to life how emotional a missing person in the family must be together with the effects it would have on those closest the only problem we as a family had was how quickly it was all explained at the end we couldn t hear clearly what was said and have no idea what gary s part in the whole thing was why did kyle phone him and why did he go along with it having invested in a series for five hours we felt cheated that only five minutes was kept back for the conclusion i have asked around and none of my friends who watched it were any the wiser either very strange but maybe we missed something crucial ,1
this is by far the worst non english horror movie i ve ever seen the acting is wooden the dialogues are simply stupid and the story is totally braindead it s not even scary out of from me ,0
a bare faced rip off of seen and not fit to clean its shoes the word predictable must have invented for just such an occasion as this lambert is wooden as always his moments of emotion are laughable as is his accent the climax is not that at all as we ve had so many signals and by the end we re simply immune to flesh rotting and otherwise altogether a real mess ,0
just above the box i am typing in now i was required to pick a number between and and rate this feature film unfortunately there is no option for a number less than zero and i have to put something if i had my choice i would just put nothing no number because there exist no digits that express the worthlessness of this movie br br if you do decide to watch this film even after reading all of these horrible reviews make sure there are no sharp or blunt objects in the area this will help prevent you from trying to kill yourself in the middle of the film br br i don t know how this film was released to the public it should be locked up and guarded somewhere in fort knox i am angry that this film was even available for me to watch i feel cheated by humanity i had no idea humans could be this cruel stalin saddam and hitler got nothing on this douche bag cowell br br do not be fooled by the movie s cover there are no scarecrows no one knows why there is a legit looking scarecrow on the front none of the characters on the back of case are even in the stinking movie the tag line says something about new moon more victims there were no frigging victims no one even died we don t know if the dam cop died and i m assuming the killer didn t die because it sounded like he was being hit over the head with a frigging whiffle ball bat br br do yourself a favor and stay away from this movie it wasted about hours of my life that s right four it took an hour for me to watch it i fast forwarded thru the minute zooming scenes that reveal nothing in the plot i stared at the television for about an hour after it was over contemplating my life and the direction it was heading after watching this crap and then i began to cry for the next two hours because i know someone out there will unfortunately see this movie and there is nothing i can do to stop it ,0
spoiler begin the movie focuses on three friends samantha summer phoenix chris nick stahl and owen aaron paul the movie starts out with sam and owen as the drug addicts and chris the track star as the one who takes care of them as things get increasingly worse at home for chris he asks sam what the drug is like sam is out of rehab and sober by this point and tells him it makes everything better chris then catches up with owen and they start using it takes chris two times till he is a full time member after some trouble with a dealer and a confession to sam she gets in again so begins the downward spiral for them chris od s when he breaks a promise to sam i want some of the movie to be a surprise he dies sam gets in to college to be an architect and owen gets arrested so ends the story br br spoiler ends minor spoilers throughout br br nick stahl is amazing he will have an oscar one day his portrayal of chris was heartbreaking he was the only one that felt real in the movie as far as drug use goes aaron paul who played owen acted as if he were on speed not heroin summer phoenix was fine she is talented but what can i say nick stahl stole the movie his drugged eyes his slow movements everything was perfect br br the writers needed to show withdrawls in the movie that is a main reason why people don t want to quit other then that there are hilarious scenes the mall scene and the backstreet boy scene man stahl nailed the reactions right on the head touching sad scenes like the scene between sam and chris in her bedroom after he gets beat up i bawled and the park scene it was realistic too like s am using again when chris wanted to flush the drug down the toilet and chris using again after he goes to own s even though he had been clean for two weeks the pull was too strong it is all realistic br br watch the movie for a great cast great music and a semi truthful account of drug addiction ,1
never mind if national velvet is a bit hackneyed and occasionally unconvincing clarence brown s equestrian fable is an endearing and very likable story with a good moral after achieving modest success through her appearance in lassie come home young elizabeth taylor age landed her first leading role as velvet brown a passionate schoolgirl with an obsession for horses though filmed in california the story adapted from a novel by enid bagnold is set in a small township on the english countryside and full advantage is taken of the technicolor photography to present the vibrant and handsome landscapes of blue skies and green shrubs mickey rooney takes top billing as mi taylor a misguided ex jockey with devious intentions whose relationship with young velvet reawakens his sense of dignity and opens a new optimistic chapter in his life though he noticeably struggles in one sequence when he must confess the traumatic experience that led to his fear of horses rooney is enjoyable as the surly but passionate young man who must prove his worth br br it is perhaps a good thing that elizabeth taylor had those entrancing violet eyes because her acting abilities at this young age were rather limited her more emotional sequences in which she displays courage and integrity in the face of adversity strike one as being rather hollow and the touchingly naive notion that simply believing will accomplish everything is one that has since been repeated ad nauseam by practically every unmemorable inspirational sporting film ever made nevertheless taylor is bright eyed and enthusiastic and she works well with mickey rooney who was no stranger to being a child star anne revere plays a very important role as velvet s mother once a famous athlete who not only swam the english channel but was lovingly trained by none other than mi taylor s own father i liked that mi was not told about this until the film s final seconds with mrs brown correctly deciding that the young man would first need to develop his own sense of decency rather than exploiting the memory of his late father for financial gain as he would undoubtedly have done at the film s beginning br br the film reaches its climax at the grand national sweepstakes where velvet has at the last moment decided to ride her own horse the pi in the world famous competition under the guise of a latvian male she goes on as expected to win the race but is later disqualified either because she s a girl or because she tumbled from the horse before she was allowed to dismount what a stupid rule this extended race sequence is exceedingly well done effectively capturing the nervous tension of those nerve racking pre race seconds and the confusion of the event that places us in the same position as rooney s character stranded behind tall spectators and waiting anxiously for somebody to provide an accurate update it doesn t really matter that we know it s a stunt double doing most of the difficult riding in several scenes we can clearly see a creepy looking man in a wig but the positive message remains the same i ll wager that national velvet has nurtured the imaginations of millions of young girls over the last sixty years and it s power to inspire has decreased little with time ,1
this is a very chilling and for the most part a well thought out drama i am very impressed at the film not just for the plot and superb acting but that such a unique movie was made most movies involving a spy or a war are filled with a slick talking brit or a mighty battle but not this this isn t about this kind of war its about the war between a man and his position in life an american spy in germany posing as a supporter of an evil no one will ever forget when the war is over campell thinks he will come home as a hero but his true heroic stance must remain a government secret going back to america campell meets nazi supporters as well as nazi haters providing for interesting conflicts both internally and externally nolte more than pulls off the role and fits the plot quite well for what it s asking ,1
rollerskating vampires i m sorry but even for the s that s just way too cheesy to be remotely scary you can excuse the original the odd kitsch moment because it was parodying old movies and tv shows but that s been done once so the sequel needed to be a little less camp not even more outlandish plus the first movie had the presence of chris sarandon a man who could even make stalking discotheques in casual knitwear seem seductive that this one sorely lacks so there was no danger in anything that happened it just seemed silly br br admittedly i only saw this once when i was but by then already being a huge fan of the original i remember being disgusted to me there is no sequel to fright night just a tacky spoof that doesn t deserve any appraisal whatsoever ,0
this movie is one of the poorest adaptations of a fabulous book that i ve seen jean george s novel is a fantastic book that i think is an outstanding read for any child i can t give the same endorsement to this movie ,0
typical formula action film a good cop gets entangled in a mess of crooked cops and japanese gangsters br br the okay result has decent performances a few fleeting snicker inducing moments and some fair action sequences plus a chance to check out the gorgeous danielle harris who makes the most of her perpetual typecasting as a rebellious teen daughter br br out of ,0
 possible spoiler madonna plays an ex con that needs to recover some valuable information that might clear her from the murder that she was put in prison for four years ago griffin dunne is a tax attorney who s marrying his boss daughter together the two of them are supposed to come together in a world where chaos keeps you from getting on the bus br br when you get down to it this is a stupid movie without trying to give away the plot possible spoiler the bad guys in the movie are trying to protect their boss by retrieving the information that would incriminate them for the murder that madonna was sent up for what kind of bad guys don t commit murder by trying to hide the original murder br br then there s the cops who are trailing madonna who follow the bad guys in a limo where they have the brides maids all tied up and let s not forget those same brides maids who fought from the front gate to the front door still all tied together and i hate to say this but that patagonious feline sure looks like a cougar there might be only four of them in the new york city area so they might be endangered there but i know there s plenty of them in the rocky mountains see charlie the lonesome cougar if you really want to see a large cat in the movie and let s look at the old man who falls asleep on his feet naw br br the plot is there but that s all there is to this movie i was barely out of my teens when this movie originally came out and i was some what of a fan of madonna but that was the only reason i liked the movie but since then she s fell out of popularity with me and i ve faced the fact that she is just a terrible actress good thing she s got that singing career to fall back on it rated maybe a back then but it s fallen to barely making a over the years ,0
me and a group of friends rent horrible videos to laugh at them trust me it has lead to some horribly spent money but also some great laughs s i c k is one of the better horror but funny movie we ve rented the plot is over done the whole take your friends into the woods and never return thing is very old the goriest part of the movie looks like your visiting the local butcher shop except a little dirtier and with blood on the play dough looking meat and if anyone has ever been scared of this movie at any time they should stick to cartoon network for the rest of their life it s pathetic the good aspects of the movie are that the two girls in it are reasonably hot one better then the other and you see them both naked during the movie the other good aspect is that this movie is so bad at times that you will laugh till you cry i don t like watching horrible acting or renting these horrible videos i don t find that fun but seeing the amount of effort these people put into it and still come out so bad is hilarious and worth renting unless you are too mature to laugh at someone s downfalls i would recommend it br br if your renting buying it to laugh at it i d give it an ,0
how to qualify this film simply horrible it is badly done with poor dialogues reeves played as bad as ever and cameron diaz competed with him do not waste your time watching such a film although a big waste of money has already occurred to make the film ,0
the biggest heroes is one of the greatest movies ever a good story great actors and a brilliant ending is what makes this film the jumping start of the director thomas vinterberg s great carrier ,1
the town of royston vasey is a weird but wonderful place the characters would be just wrong and too disturbing but the fantastically brilliant writing means that it works and it works very well most people will know others with a touch of some characters but hopefully no one knows people with extremes of personalities such as tubbs and edward the stranger hating owners of the local shop or the pen obsessed pauline who treats dole scum with much contempt that was only a few of the strange inhabitants the tv works consists of series and a christmas special there are references to many horror films such as the wicker man a more recent addition to the range of works is a film the league of gentlemens apocalypse of which i will not say much but highly recommend all in all the league of gentlemen is a hilarious comedy show with genius writing and brilliantly bonkers characters i would definitely say that it is worth watching as you wont regret it ,1
negative numbers are not available to convey how bad this movie is wooden acting coupled with a story line that has been rehashed dozens of times everyone in this movie should attend overactors anonymous you would think an original story could evolve from the general concept young men at a prep school are tying to come to grips with the pearl harbor bombing it does raise interesting questions but the manner in which they are conveyed make it more of a joke the typical characters were present including the zealous jock and nerd glasses included i could not have been more uninterested in the wooden dialog and cliché characters upon the completion of the movie i had to throw the dvd in the trash stay far away from this dud you won t get the minutes of your life back ,0
the good news is that the circus is in town the bad news is that s right over bugs bunny s underground home he wakes up as his place shakes like an earthquake hit it when workers pound stakes into the ground and elephants stomp by etc br br to be more specific the lions cage is place exactly over bugs hole the lion sniffs food and by process of elimination figures out it s a rabbit bugs curious what all the racket is about winds his way through the tunnel and winds up in the lion s mouth br br i ll say for thing for bb he is totally fearless at least in this cartoon and at least for seconds when he comes to his senses he runs like crazy and we get a lion versus a rabbit battle the rest of the way once again bugs faces dumb opponent one he calls nero but lion is fierce and bugs will need all his wits and somewhat fake bravado to fend off this beast br br about half the gags are stupid and the other half funny but always fast moving colorful and good enough to recommend i mean it s not everyday you can see a lion on a trapeze or doing a hula dance ,1
worst film ever this is a statement that people here on imdb often throw around whether it s an uwe boll movie bad classics like manos the hands of fate or the latest no brains summer action fest from michael bay people are often quick to jump to the sudden conclusion that on the board they re posting that there is nothing worse in the movie world br br i envy these people because they re blissfully ignorant and unaware of how deep the rabbit hole of crap movie making really goes there are films out there so bad so hideous so unintentionally hilarious and so ridiculous that cults form around them to celebrate their awfulness and their discussion boards are the kindest places on the internet due to everyone agreeing unanimously that said film is really that bad br br ladies and gentlemen i present to you ben and arthur an minute gay epic that is so utterly bad that it s a lot like a violent car crash you know it s awful but you can t stop looking at it the brainchild of self proclaimed hollywood actor director and may i add beached whale sam mraovich this film is legendarily terrible let me give you a hint of how ego driven this project was mr mraovich not only directed this film he wrote it produced it executive produced it scored it edited it and then finally starred in it this is a man so blinded by his own ego and so believing of his non existent genius that like someone with an ugly child he fails to recognise just how catastrophic his bastard creation really is br br everything in this film fails on an epic level the acting is the worst you will ever witness the plot is the most ridiculous the editing and cinematography is the most amateur and even the music is like nails on a chalkboard i m aware i ve gone on a bit of a tangent here but please believe me that this film is really as bad as i describe it i would say this film is horse crap squished into a film reel but the truth is it wasn t even shot on film it was shot on a digital camcorder not much better than the one sitting in your closet right now gathering dust don t get me wrong i forgive low budgets for films provided the concept is interesting for example as much as i disliked it the blair witch project proved that low budgets can still lead to an atmospheric interesting film ben and arthur does not have a good concept to fall back on even if this film was shot on a budget of million with hollywoods finest actors it would still suck the plot is that atrocious and the characters are even worse one of the main characters arthur who is portrayed by non other than sam mraovich is one of the most whiny loathsome little turds ever put in a film you ll dislike him within minutes of the start of the film and by the end of the film that hate will have turned into outright loathing apparently mr mraovich forgot that we re supposed to root for the hero br br i don t want to spoil all the gut busting hilarity you ll experience watching this film which i urge you not to pay for so i will give you two tame mild examples of how stupid this film is tame and mild as in amongst the least offending mistakes in the movie in one cut we hear one of the main characters say how they know a good lawyer and will give him a call the shot fades out then fades back in and this him they spoke of earlier is actually a woman quite a spectacular mistake to make in post production i think the second is simple seconds after seeing this transsexual lawyer the characters are told to fly to vermont we then cut to a shot of a plane landing amongst palm trees in a sunny area i ve never been to vermont personally but i m certain you won t find any palm trees there br br imagine this kind of stupid amateur inconsistency stretched to nearly an hour and a half combined with ridiculous dialogue and plot and then multiply it by and it still won t fully prepare you for ben and arthur imagine the absolute worst film you ve seen in your life and imagine it being even worse and you still won t be on the same level as ben and arthur this film is really that bad br br however we should be glad in a way films like this are a true rarity they give us hope that one day we can become film makers ourselves or that we can be screenwriters simply because we ll have a new found sense of confidence due to the fact that we ll know that nothing we produce no matter how amateur could be as much of a suck fest as this br br the real worst movie of all time has finally been discovered and it is called ben and arthur ,0
i was waiting for this movie for a time in the first day of the air in turkey i watched it it was totally a disappointment for me i was planning to watch a historical movie but the one in the screen was a fictional one first of all the main character of the movie cengiz han the great conquer was portrayed like a soft calm even a loser one you can not feel the power in the movie historically the war machine he created was conquered ¾ even more of the world know in those years to do that cengiz first unite the asian tribes however in the movie this loser man is in one scene poor alone man and in second scene he is commanding armies war scenes were incredibly week in the final battle the mongol horseman were using double swords on their sides and cutting the enemy as a consequences me and my friends just laugh at that scenes mongol army means mongol archery horseman you can not see that in the movie another ill thing was the use of fantastic elements in the movie i do not want to go into the scenes which was portrayed cengiz as a prophet we can say in the integrity of the movie it is acceptable however the scenes when the old monk saw the future and go to find the wife of cengiz khan after cengiz gave him a mission is really funny when the monk died in the desert cengiz s wife feel this dead and she find the corpse in the continent we are talking about the asia again we laughed there are a lot of more things to say but i don t feel that this movie has value to talk more ,0
like his early masterpiece the elephant man lynch proves to his detractors that he can tell a straight simple story without losing his artistic touch this is a true story of an elderly retired man expertly played by richard farnsworth who decides to ride a tractor across a few states to pay a final visit to his estranged brother who now stands at death s door a beautiful score from badalamenti exquisite photography of rural life love those aerial corn field shots and a sly director s hand that reveals man s basic humanity this is a beautiful slice of life film its extremely slow pace may lull some viewers to sleep but those who stay for along for the ride will be well rewarded in the end ,1
this is one of those movies that showcases a great actor s talent and also conveys a great story it is one of stewart s greatest movies barring a few historic errors it also does an excellent job of telling the story of the spirit of st louis ,1
i honestly expected more from this movie that may have been the problem there was not one time when the camera was still ever on close ups the camera shakes the subjects move and i get a headache the cuts are so often and so fast that the viewer often finds himself herself wondering what just happened look out spoiler alert and at the end of the movie when you expect to have a happy ending after being put through so much useless thought to comprehend what is going on they end up losing to me this was a basically terrible movie wrecked by a camera man with adhd and lack of a meaningful meaningful plot ,0
there is a great danger when you watch a film that had had such a profound affect on you the first time around that years later it wont hold the same magic as it did before i must admit i wasnt expecting it to be as good as i remembered but a was pleasently suprised p tang yang kipperbang is still as fantastic as i remember it when i was a year old this film has a certain type of brilliance that not many films possess it is engrossing it is briliantly acted and best of all it makes me feel like a kid again and there isnt many things that can do that john albasiny and abigail cruttenden s rolls in this film are st class and i had forgotten how good they were until now i urge any parent of teenagers to sit them down and watch this and see if it has the same affect on them as it did on me p tang yang kipperbang eehhh out of ,1
i love sharks and mutants and explosions theoretically with those parameters in mind hammerhead shark frenzy should have been the best movie ever br br it is not br br the monster looks like a villain from power rangers and has approximately the same range of rubbery movement this might be okay if the makers weren t quite as proud of its design as they seem to be that is to say for a guy in a big rubber suit in an action scifi horror flick that could benefit from some mystery the shark gets a lot of screen time granted it is usually shaky and erratic i guess you re supposed to assume that it s so scary that even the camera guy freaks out br br the camera goes to a person about to get eaten the camera goes to the shark the camera goes back to the person about to get eaten only now they are screaming and armless and so on br br the costuming is bad the acting is poor and the special effects are sub par but the writing is by far the worst things happen completely randomly so that more people can be eaten or so something can explode because let me tell you the people who made this movie definitely went in with a more explosions more better mindset characters shoot cars and there is a massive explosion they shoot helicopters there is a massive explosion barrels rocks trees whatever they all explode so much so that the freaking shark even explodes at the end br br speaking of which i don t care how crazy a person is i find it hard to believe that anyone would think trying to make a giant half person half shark have sex with a woman in order to make freaky shark people babies is a good idea that is unless that person is the mad scientist in this movie br br the bad thing is the movie is so random and at times boring that even its badness is not really enough to hold a person s prolonged interest it might be a good one to mstk with your friends but past that if you happen to catch this bad boy on do yourself a favor and change the channel ,0
grand epic as it is kenneth branagh s monumental rendering of what is perhaps william shakespeare s most popular tragedy suffers under the weight of its four hour playing time and certainly takes some real staying power two entirely separate sittings would most likely be better in order to fully appreciate what is certainly high class film making while i absolutely acknowledge this masterpiece as such i must confess to a lack of enthusiasm for the old bards flamboyance his rhetoric and he sends himself up so well and his many flourishes thus hamlet loses its impact as it loses its grip br br from patrick doyle s music to alex thomson s cinematography to tim harvey s exquisite sets the movie is a feast of visual and aural delights which compliments a fine cast branagh has taken on three huge mantels adapting directing and playing his adaptation is superb his direction strong but by the time he got to the role of hamlet the strain seemed to be showing yet still he does a fine job in what is an incredibly taxing role derek jacobi gobbles up the sinister claudius with glee and julie christie is most dramatic as his queen gertrude richard briers is marvellous as polonius and charlton heston is once again a strong screen influence as the player king many others drop by including jack lemmon superb in a very small role billy crystal dame judi dench sir john mills sir john gielgud sir richard attenborough and gerard depardieu the acting prize though must go to one of the great thespian discoveries of recent years kate winslet hers is a moving portrayal of the most tragic figure in this whole affair ophelia br br to finish before this review goes on longer than the film i must say it is the length that really tests the viewer in this movie branagh has directed with purpose giving many important impacting scenes too many of them outstay their welcome watching this film holds a fantastic reminder of the many pearls of wisdom we have garnered from it neither a lender nor a borrower be or be true to thyself and of course to be or not to be br br the opening two hours does take some perseverance but if you do manage to stay tuned you are sure to be treated to a rousing finale which gathers momentum from the tragic funeral onward br br monday june hoyts croydon,1
this movie although well shot and superbly acted was awful i felt as if i was watching a car accident sure i kept watching but i really wanted to turn my head the plot leaves little to be desired was extremely disjointed and the ending was abysmal although it did fit the tone of the movie i was hoping for something to improve this movie i still don t understand what the references to rabies and the child get bit by the fox at the beginning of the movie fifteen minutes of plot that really didn t do much it s really sad to see a movie with fine actors and a beautiful set wasted on such an awful awful story there s not much more to say about this movie save yourself the time and watch c span it ll be more uplifting ,0
i am right now in front of the tv watching casomai it is changing it id evolving or better devolving it begin with a courius wedding of the two protagonists where their love story is reported after that everything change a child was born and all the rest usually happen in a couple it is a not a special movie because it talks about a normal couple and normality is the center of this movie it doesn t want to show us something particular there is nothing new it is just a normal love story the story of a couple and being normal it become different from the rest it is also a flashing movie everything is short every scene is long just some seconds it is a reported story many things are known because friends and parents talk about that and their opinion is central the opinions create the story and destroy it it is a simple story of a couple as i said but it is not boring it just show a couple should be everything known it is but i am sure that every one of you will want to know what happen so don t forget to watch the end ,1
why do movie makers always go against the author s work i mean yes things have to be condensed for the sake of viewer interest but look at anne of green gables they did a wonderful job of combining important events into a cohesive whole that was simply delightful i can t believe that they chose to combine three novels together for anne of avonlea into such a dreadful mess look at all they missed out on by doing that paul irving little elizabeth the widows windy poplars and anne s college years for heaven s sake wouldn t it have been delightful to meet priscilla and all the rest of the redmond gang kevin sullivan should have taken things one movie at a time instead of jumbling them all together and combining characters and events the way he did this movie was good if you leave the novels out of it but l m montgomery s beautiful work is something that should not be denied this movie was a let down after seeing the successful way he brough anne of green gables to life ,0
this inept adaptation of arguably one of martin amis s weaker novels fails to even draw comparisons with other druggy oeuvres such as requiem for a dream or anything penned by irvine walsh as it struggles to decide whether it is a slap stick cartoon or a hyper realistic hallucination br br boringly directed by william marsh in over saturated hues a group of public school drop outs converge in a mansion awaiting the appearance of three american friends for a weekend of decadent drug taking and that s it except for the ludicrous sub plot soon to be the main plot nonsense about an extremist cult group who express themselves with the violent killings of the world s elite figures be it political or pampered within the first reel you know exactly where this is going br br what is a talented actor like paul bettany doing in this tiresome badly written bore made prior to his rise to fame and jennifer connelly one can be assured that had he been offered this garbage now he d have immediately changed agents avoid ,0
a pleasant surprise i expected a further downgrade along the line the rock con air armaggeddon especially for such an overhyped film perhaps that s the reason so few approved of this new type of bruckheimer fare clever dialogue instead of snappy one liners decent background motivation instead of shake n bake stereotypes and when the chase came you really thirsted for it fanboys expecting an armageddon rollercoaster stay away this is one for the more intelligent action fans it didn t even bother me jolie appeared so little ,1
gday mates just watched croc hunter the movie it was alright but the show seems more real this just seemed like a longer animalplanet episode with funnier lines and more characters a few things steve described snakes fangs like hypodermic needles yeeeowch for reals you know that hurts and cant they jump up high hes all grabbin them by the tail and stuff there was two major cleavage shots in this movie when terry find that baby joey she goes like we have to nurture them just like a baby woah i thought she was gonna up breast feed that kid that woulda made it pg though while on terry did anyone notice on the movie and a lot of the show terry s knowledge on ritual mating she knows her sex stuffs movie takes place in queensland austrailia i want a koala dingo and joey br br steve s dog sui actually has a purpose in this movie albeit a small one which proves useless against the dynamite wielding hottie br br oh and if anyone else watches this try and agree with me in saying that country bumpkin fat lady with the herd of dogs was right in shotgunning the croc he was eating her sheep i would be mad too ,0
dan the widowed father of three girls has his own advice column that will probably go into syndication after his wife s death he has taken time to raise his daughters having known no romance in quite some time nothing prepares him for the encounter with the radiant marie at a local book store in a rhode island small town on the ocean where he has gone to celebrate thanksgiving with the rest of his big family after liking marie at first sight little prepares him when the gorgeous woman appears at the family compound after all she is the date of dan s brother mitch br br it is clear from the outset that dan and marie are made for one another and although we sense what the outcome will be we go for the fun ride that peter hedges the director wants to give us mr hedges an author and screenplay writer on his own has given us two excellent novels what s eating gilber grapes and an ocean in iowa and the delightful indie pieces of april which he also directed it s just a coincidence that both movies deal with families during thanksgiving reunions br br the best thing in the film was the natural chemistry between the two stars steve carell and juliette binoche mr carell in fact keeps getting better all the time in many ways he remind us of jack lemmon in his take of comedy and serious material what can one say about ms binoche an intelligent actress and a bright presence in any film she proves she is right up to doing comedy convincing us about her marie br br the only sad note is the waste of talent in the picture john mahoney diane wiest norbert leo butz jessica hecht emily blunt allison pill amy ryan have nothing to do they just serve as incidental music for decoration dane cook who is seen as brother mitch fares better because he gets to recite more lines than the others br br dan in real life is a delightful film that will please everyone ,1
though not in the whole film andy griffith again plays his role best in this cbs tv movie the plot is easy griffith s character dies and his last wish is that his wife and kids scatter his ashes is the place he named mountains somewhere though it will never be seen on tv and never be released on video if you do get the chance to watch this take it ,1
pluses mary boland is delightfully on edge as always i never tire of her upper crust zaniness especially in the women and pride and prejudice w c fields s brief role is fun though the famous pool table scene stretches its welcome a bit because it seems to go on for ten minutes the madcap antics of the film typical of the period are great also a nod to alison skipworth s wonderfully grounded hotel mistress i would love to see more of her she reminds me of marie dressler another personality worthy of high praise br br minuses gracie allen an irritating unfunny presence whose annoyance went unmatched until the rise of adam sandler that near falsetto nasalness tinged with an accent of unknown origin gets old in her very first scene this is the first of the burns allen films i have seen and while i as a big classic comedy buff try to experience at least one film with every major comedy star this is definitely one team i will not be calling upon again her timing and interpretation of the material is totally off a maddeningly mediocre talent br br the bottom line an ok comedy but the gags are few and far between and at only an hour long you can expect that this is not an a grade hollywood comedy recommended only for boland and fields fans who want to see all of their work ,0
it ran from its more than its longevity that says a lot for this series its also that it survived changes in fashion and taste from the s psychedelic s and remained popular in the s br br i remember repeats of this series it was a successful combination of all its elements from stories cast and productions that made it exceptional lorne green had his defining iconic character from this series its appeal was across generations all members of the family could enjoy this it balanced morality with violence humour with seriousness a cartoon series was made as a spin off from this as a result of its impact the shame is that this series is no longer repeated and many will not know its significance ,1
altered species starts one friday night in los angeles where dr irwin guy vieg his laboratory assistant walter allen lee haff are burning the midnight oil as they continue to try perfect a revolutionary new drug called rejenacyn as walter tips the latest failed attempt down the sink the pipes leak the florescent green liquid into the basement where escaped lab rats begin to drink it five of walter s friends alicia leah rown in a very fetching outfit including some cool boots that she gets to stomp on a rat with gary richard peterson burke derek hofman frank david bradley chelsea alexandra townsend decide that he has been working too hard needs to get out so they plan to pick him up party the night away back at the lab the cleaner douglas robert broughton has been attacked killed by the now homicidal rats in the basement as walter injects the latest batch of serum in a lab rat which breaks out of it s cage as it grows at an amazing rate walter s friends turn up but he can t leave while the rat is still missing so everyone helps him look for it all six become potential rat food br br also known as rodentz altered species was co edited directed by miles feldman has very little to recommend it the script by producer serge rodnunsky is poor coupled together with the general shoddiness of the production as a whole altered species really is lame for a start the character s are dumb annoying clichéd then there s the unoriginal plot with the mad scientist the monster he has created the isolated location the stranded human cast the obligatory final showdown between hero monster it s all here somewhere altered species moves along at a fair pace which is just about the best thing i can say about it thankfully doesn t last that long it s basically your average run of the mill killer mutant rat film not a particularly good one at that either br br director feldman films like a tv film the whole thing is throughly bland forgettable while some of the special effects attack scenes leave a lot to be desired for a start the cgi rats are awful the attack sequences feature hand held jerky camera movement really quick edits to try hide the fact that all the rats are just passively sitting there at various points in altered species the rat cages need to shake because of the rats movement but you can clearly see all the rats just sitting there as someone shakes the cages off screen the giant rat monster at the end looks pretty poor as it s just a guy in a dodgy suit there are no scares no tension or atmosphere since when did basements contain bright neon lighting there are one or two nice bits of gore here someone has a nice big messy hole where their face used to be there s a severed arm decapitation lots of rat bites someone having their eyeball yanked out a dead mutilated cat br br technically altered species is sub standard throughout it takes place within the confines of one building has cheap looking cgi effects low production values the acting isn t up to much but it isn t too bad a special mention to leah rowan as alicia as she s a bit of a babe makes altered species just that little bit nicer easier to watch br br altered species isn t a particularly good film in fact it s a pretty bad one but i suppose you could do worse not great but it might be worth a watch if your not too demanding have nothing else to do ,0
sporting a title seemingly more suitable for a looney tunes featurette than a grisly giallo don t torture a duckling is nonetheless a grade a thriller from horror maestro lucio fulci in this one someone has been strangling the preteen boys in a rural southern italian village and typical for these gialli there are many suspects there s barbara bouchet patrizia looking more scrumptiolicious than you ve ever seen her a rich girl hiding out after a drug scandal florinda bolkan martiara the local epileptic voodoo woman her witchcraft practicing beau giuseppe the local idiot the sweet faced priest his dour mother and on and on the film features some unusually violent set pieces including a chain whipping of one of the main characters in a graveyard one of the most realistically bloody sequences that i ve ever seen and a nifty dukeout when the killer is ultimately revealed the film s bursts of violence compensate for the fact that there are no real scares or suspense to speak of still this giallo fascinates with its unusual rural backdrop unsettling child murders oddball characters and freaky score by riz ortolani the film has been beautifully photographed in what i presume to be monte sant angelo near the adriatic in southern italy at least that town s police force is thanked in the closing credits and while subtitling would ve made this fine looking dvd work even better the american slang doesn t convince in this rural italian setting anchor bay is to be thanked for another job well done oh that title does eventually make perfect sense too ,1
should have been titled balderdash little in the film is true except the name of the island and the fact submarines were involved little more than training film quality with poor camera work muddy stock footage and perhaps the low point of stereotyping japs with laughing japanese infantry laughing japanese fighter pilots and one dimensional square jawed americans dying left and right sixty years later it is unintentionally funny as an odd artifact and as an opportunity to see what is possible when the war fever is upon you the plot and the dialogue remind me of playing guns on a summer s afternoon in my childhood peering through the neighbor s hedge to gain a fatal advantage on my best friend steve and my little brother in actual fact the makin island raid was a near total failure with carlson and his men wandering around in the dark exchanging gunfire with shadows until finally thirsty and completely disoriented looking for someone to surrender to before they happened upon some equally confused japanese soldiers who promptly surrendered to them in the withdrawal several of carlson s marines ended up on another island and were abandoned the film of course couldn t tell that story not in so this bit of whimsy was fabricated and rushed into release to the beating of drums with randolph scott and his jaw as colonel thorwald carlson leading a unit comprised almost entirely of stock caricatures the green recruit harry landon robert mitchum the grizzled veteran j carroll naish milburn stone sam levene the country bumpkin rod cameron the all american boy alan curtis and scores of sneering when they weren t laughing japs and yet the cast nearly overcomes the material almost randolph scott s narrow range is well suited to his role of earnest commander and he is supported by a solid group of professionals who do their best with thin gruel but in the end the one note object of the exercise wins any pretense is totally abandoned at the close when randy scott simply looks directly into the camera and delivers a stirring well sorta stirring call to arms the cast was better than this material so was the audience should be viewed with reefer madness and a bottle of moderately priced merlot ,0
this movie is amazing it is funny sexy violent and sick but it all holds together for a brilliant troma rendition of romeo and juliet if you don t mind being grossed out a bit ok a lot but it s funny grossed out see this movie it s worth it there s not one level on which it doesn t deliver i ve seen it thrice now and it is still amazing i recommend it go get it ,1
what can i say that hasn t been said about the haunting it has everything that would make a great picture wonderful sets moody music and sound design to die for were all in place the screenplay though sometimes boggles the mind in such a weird surrealistic way the entire team must have forgotten to read it through maybe because they were too busy creating cg effects and building gothic sets to notice how weak the plot was each member of the cast gives a worthy performance although with little conviction to the material at hand lili taylor has the most to do while the others mostly react to her but that s about it all i can say is that it was a slightly enjoyable two hours but you will definitely want more a lot more ,1
the super sexy b movie actress has another bit part as future goodfellas star ray liotta s girlfriend in this box office bomb she plays marion has only one line of dialog well one word of dialog actually she shouts out joe as ray s character is violating poor pia zadora with a plastic garden hose sprinkler this movie is so bad though it becomes funny hilarious at times the guys at mystery science theater would love this check out the hysterical scene at the end where pia has a nervous breakdown and all the cheesy editing and effects they do to try and show how badly pia s character is freaking out pia plays an aspiring hollywood screenwriter in this pia zadora as a screenwriter yeah right pia can barely talk let alone write pia is utterly and absolutely miscast in this dumb role but who cares the real star is the hot and fresh glory annen in her bit part in this cat s opinion rock on glory ,0
i remember watching police squad when it first came on abc in and i thought it was a very funny show thanks to the many sight gags non sequitors and scripts filled with word play in one episode there was a line where a man named once was shot twice br br but unfortunately abc canceled the show after only six episodes i felt it deserved a much longer run but a network executive thought the show demanded too much attention of the viewer because of all the sight gags in each episode one that i remember was in the opening where the episode s title was different from the one shown on the screen br br leslie nielsen s portrayal of frank drebin was deadpan yet very funny and his role was in the narrative style of jack webb of dragnet alan north did well and peter lupus in one of his few roles since mission impossible wasn t bad as norberg but the one character that stood out was johnny the shoeshine boy played by william duell after giving advice to drebin there were cameos from dick clark dr joyce brothers and then dodger manager tommy lasorda br br even though police squad had a short life on abc the zucker brothers didn t give up on the concept which turned out even more successful in the naked gun movie franchise i ll close with a regular closing gag freeze the ending right here ,1
i ve seen some bad things in my time a half dead cow trying to get out of waist high mud a head on collision between two cars a thousand plates smashing on a kitchen floor human beings living like animals br br but never in my life have i seen anything as bad as the cat in the hat br br this film is worse than worse than hitler worse than vllad the impaler worse than people who put kittens in microwaves br br it is the most disturbing film of all time easy br br i used to think it was a joke some elaborate joke and that mike myers was maybe a high cocaine sniffing drug addled betting junkie who lost a bet or something br br i shudder,0
 how to lose friends alienate people is a superb film a hilarious film from start to end a lovely entertainer enjoyed it thumps up br br performances jason is fantastic he s a treat to watch him from start to end jeff bridges is excellent as the boss he s a legend megan fox looks amazingly hot and deliver a good performance but dude she s so hot man anderson is delightful she doesn t look old at all still hot indeed kristan dunst looks lovely and does a pretty good job others are also pretty good br br how to lose friends alienate people is a excellent entertainer don t miss this flick ,1
i thought this was one of the most depressing holiday movies i have ever seen the others being the christmas wife and jack frost all three movies are about death if you like being thoroughly depressed then by all means watch this film or any of the others in this film the acting is good and some of the scenery apart when people are dying is lovely but i am worried that a clinically depressed person might accidentally see the film and do themselves in despite a happily ever after ending the major portion of this film is one awful disaster following another and for some crazy reason i don t want to be depressed when i watch a christmas movie i know this sounds crazy folks after all isn t bawling your eyes out and feeling miserable what the holidays are all about anyway br br for a more uplifting viewing experience try the forgotten house without a christmas tree george c scott s christmas carol or a christmas story instead unless of course you like being miserable ,0
may contain spoilers br br this historical movie was so refreshing although it may be exagerating the actual events it does show the heartless nature of emperor qui which he was later infamous for and there wasn t a single computer generated person in it i think it s great that china has produce such an epic film the costumes and the settings were beautiful the performances were also excellent dignity vs death is a major theme in this movie and i think it reflects the chinese history and culture i also enjoyed a little allusion to the terracotta warriors a d map carved of the conquest of china with individual soldiers emperor qui of course later as entombed with his life size terracotta warriors br br i also enjoyed the scene with the dwarf he was a very interesting character even if he only had a small scene br br br br ,1
first of all the release date is not for this feature length nature documentary film it should be more properly referred to as earth secondly allow me to address the complaints of some reviewers who have seen the planet earth tv series of br br i have not seen this tv series but learned here that this film is the full length version of this tv series i judge any film on it s own merits not by it s source i judge the results on their own and the results of earth are indeed excellent i dismiss this trivial complaint of some reviewers that it s simply an expanded version of the tv series planet earth so what it doesn t really matter br br as a film buff and one who has viewed dozens of nature documentaries in my lifetime i was astonished and highly impressed by earth this is the debut film from the new disneynature division of disney and follows in the footsteps of walt disney s pioneering and academy award winning nature documentary films of the s and s br br cinematography film editing music score sound and narration are all excellent there have been a few other nature documentaries that also excelled in these categories what really sets earth apart is its scope it literally covers the entire planet covering all seven continents br br after my first viewing it was obvious this documentary film required a massive effort and amount of time and talent to create br br three production companies were required to make this amazing documentary film br br earth convincingly tells the stories of four species on their great migrations as it spans one year through the seasons beginning in january and ending in december from the north pole to the south pole br br two special new high tech cameras were used for this film one camera has a degree computer controlled motorized rotating lens and the other is a hd camera set to an amazing frames per second this filming technique really added drama and beauty to some of the scenes of earth especially the cheetah chase and great white sharks leaping out of the water to catch sea lions and an aerial view going over the edge of the world s highest waterfall there are many stunningly beautiful shots in this documentary br br via cinematography music score and narration there is drama sadness humor and great beauty in this documentary with a great music score performed by the world renowned berliner philharmoniker excellent creative and technical cinematography and james earl jones narration i consider earth as the greatest nature feature length documentary film ever made br br five years of hard work patience talent and dedication really paid off very well here this film should be required viewing in all schools throughout the world i predict an academy award for best documentary feature among other awards truly an amazing astonishing exhilarating and magnificent documentary film br br very highly recommended,1
do all spoof films require pure stupidity and a lack of any sort of intelligence whatsoever to the humour is there even just a single genuinely funny parody film anymore all i see are zero quality films that look like a couple stoned high school students got bored one day with a video camera these movies are not funny they re not clever they re not entertaining they re just useless in every conceivable way br br the comebacks was a movie that tried to hide its hideous level of trash by not calling itself sports movie it s the same thing though there are a few different writers for these films the wayans did some freidberg and seltzer did some others and i m sure there s another pair i can t even tell the difference in direction or humour to be honest it all seems like the same people wrote and directed them i can t tell if the comebacks was done by the people who did scary movie or the guys who did epic movie or someone else it s just the same jokes from all the others br br if you have any shred of taste or value for humour don t see this movie if you have self worth don t bother seeing it if you have any respect for film making don t even consider watching it don t see it in any broke down derelict theatre that may still carry it don t rent it don t order it on netflix or pay per view don t redbox it and don t even watch it for free on od avoid it like the plague br br the only conceivable reasons i can see to watch this film are as follows br br a masochism if you like torturing yourself there s very few better ways b seeing a prime example of why to avoid anything that says fox atomic c you re being paid considerably high amounts of cash br br i really would not watch the entire thing if someone offered me to do it it s just mindless mental collapsing torment br br you might as well watch zohan ,0
this is the most confronting documentary i have ever seen it was a simple and breathtaking view of a beautiful idea based on photographs of the hidden industrial landscapes centred around the modern industrial growth of china edward burtynsky brings to life confronting issues that we so easily chose to ignore br br taking no political sides this movie is a neutral moving picture of realities that our western societies chooses not to educate us about the by products of economical growth the externalities paid by citizens of the lesser developed communities the source of our comforts and the wastes of our consumer lifestyles br br amazing heart breaking impossible to ignore this is a challenging journey but one worth taking please stop staying ignorant and at least see these photographs of truth without feeling any pressure to take a standing to these issues definitely ,1
this is a very strange film by director animator richard williams all who know of william s work know it s a bit off kilter if not ingenious but this one takes the cake br br it features two hapless ragdolls who have to save their owner s new french doll from a lustful pirate toy and find themselves at the mercy of several bizarre characters along the way the strength in this movie lies primarily in its aesthetic quality its strange character designs its powerful animation and its stark contrast of the sweet and scary williams brilliant animation portrayed raggedy ann and andy as real rag dolls floppy and darned rather than simple cartoon versions of the dolls which made it more believable at least in a visual sense the animation shines on the bring us the camel with the wrinkled knees whose body walks with two different personalities controlling each end the silent movie chase with sir leonard looney and of course the greedy br br the greedy animation on its own is possibly the most exquisite psychedelic animation i ve ever seen there s something about this animation that just makes your jaw drop and every second it s something new living in what was deemed the taffy pit the greedy is a massive blob man that lives in and mercilessly eats sweets he sings a song that i can t help but feel hold some sexual undertones then tries to kill raggedy ann for her candy heart br br the only complaint i have about this film is that there are too many songs it continuously bogs down the movie s pace because there are sixteen of them there are about six good songs which should have been the only ones including i look and what do i see no girl s toy blue though they didn t need to make him sing it twice i never get enough because i love you and maybe i m home the others just seem unnecessary and frankly aren t too amazing to listen to br br this is a weird film with strange undertones but if that s what you re looking for you won t find better ,1
now throw momma from the train was not a great comedy but it is a load of fun and makes you laugh the title may seem a little strange but the entire movie isn t literally about that although it is about something just as sinister br br danny de vito basically wants to kill his overbearing mother and fast forward a little bit some random and funny events take place the premise is quite funny and the things that billy crystal and danny de vito get into were great some of the scenes seemed to not fit in for me but this didn t make it a bad movie br br for what it is a wacky comedy it pulls it off well and should be seen once just to say you saw it ,1
st watched out of dir billy wilder spectacular rendering of lindbergh s famous flight by james stewart as lindbergh and director billy wilder there isn t really a whole lot of background built into this story but that s ok because wilder makes the event really remarkable as it comes directly from lindbergh s perspective since he used his book as the basis of the movie this early movie about flying has to be one of the best about the act itself as well stewart talking and thinking to himself during the flight gives you so much insight into what lindbergh went thru in this hour solo flight across the atlantic and he did the whole flight without sleeping the night before which is amazing there is a little backstory about how he purchased the plane and got the financing and some flashbacks about his life during the flight but the movie is mostly about the flight the story is also beautifully made and photographed and is a joy to watch despite it s age i appreciate the fact that they didn t throw in a lot of fluff and just let the story tell itself well done throughout this is a classic movie that should be viewed by all ,1
i was a little to old for this show i was when it first came out first off when i was a young child there were a few children s shows that were on sesame street which i did watch and learned from but other than that there wasn t much else my cousins were all born a few years after me years was the first one more came latter barney was a very big part of what they watched when i first saw this show i told my grandmother how it doesn t teach anything just uses magic to fix everything i was at the time how many years old have any idea what is really going on with a tv show more and more that i saw or heard what the teachings of barney were the more and more i told people how bad the show was the funny thing is my parents who had a young child in the mid to late s which was me by the way they agreed and said the same thing as i did the sad thing about this is my cousins who are older now and such still agree with what they saw its not cheating its creative its not right to think differently than what someone tells you to its o k to steal if the person wont find out or mind that it is gone lets be honest with ourselves barney is out to make money not teach children anything the more flashy the program the more inclined children will be to watching it children are stupid not because they are not educated they just do not know any better second barney put on a show and parents bought it i never believed that tv could affect people the way barney does if you have a young child read to them watch a show that teaches them numbers do not let them get involved in this show barney is like smoking once is to much smoke a few and your hooked let your kid watch this show they are hooked and one day their kids will watch the same crap and buy the same crap you bought,0
in budapest margaret sullavan as klara novak gets a job as clerk in a gift shop there she bickers with co worker james stewart as alfred kralik the two don t get along on the job because each has fallen in love with a unseen pen pal watching ernst lubitsch direct these stars through the inevitable is predictably satisfying br br even better is a sub plot involving shop owner frank morgan as hugo matuschek who suspects his wife is having an affair hiring a private detective mr morgan confirms his wife of years is having sex with one of his younger employees morgan painfully realizing she just didn t want to grow old with me and the supporting characters are what keeps this film from getting old br br the shop around the corner ernst lubitsch james stewart margaret sullavan frank morgan joseph schildkraut,1
blood legacy starts with the arrival of lawyer tom drake norman bartold to the dean estate formerly owned by the now deceased christopher dean john carradine upon his arrival he is greeted by mr dean s four children gregory jeff morrow his wife laura merry anders victoria faith domergue johnny richard davalos plus leslie brooke mills her fella carl isenberg john smith drake plays a tape recording of they re late father s wishes after his death the estate worth million dollars is to be split equally between his four children if any should die then the money would be split equally between the rest if all were to die the freaky servants elga ivy bethune igor buck kartalian the more mundanely named frank john russell would pocket the lot well not satisfied with a quarter share of million which is still almost million back in which doesn t sound too bad to me someone decides they want it all for themselves it s not long before decapitated heads are turning up in the fridge br br co written produced directed by roy monson blood legacy disappointed me on two accounts for starters this film s alternate much more common title is legacy of blood which is also the title of an obscure horror film directed by andy milliagn back in which i ve always wanted to see both films are regularly mixed up as both have similar stories when i checked my on screen cable tv guide for legacy of blood i was excited because it said it was the milligan film even listed him as director so when i actually sat down to watch it i heard john carradine s voice i then knew it wasn t the milligan film that i had wanted to see my heart sank then of course there s the simple yet undeniably straight forward fact that blood legacy is a total utter piece of crap that is literally painful to watch at times the script by monson eric norden is slow boring extremely predictable the character s are absolutely bizarre in an annoying way the freak of a servant who ask s his sister to cane him the strange set of brother s sisters who are just downright unlikeable so far removed from reality that any tension or mystery that the simplistic whodunit story could have achieved is sorely missing then there s the awful twist ending that you can guess within the first minutes it s boring to watch it s poorly paced it s just a chore to even think about it please someone save me as this is really bad stuff i could go on all day about how bad blood legacy is i really could br br director monson was either working with a none existent budget or judging by this he shouldn t have even been directing traffic the entire film looks ugly it s poorly photographed there is no atmosphere or scares the blood gore is tame there s an axe in a head a decapitated head a scene when someone is stung to death by wasp s the best murder when someone s face is eaten by piranha however there are question marks over this scene so there s the victim right there s the tank of piranha right victims head is placed in piranha tank right pirahna eat victims face right water remains crystal clear despite said victim having his face eaten erm where s the blood br br technically blood legacy is terrible it looks awful the sound was obviously shot live it s muffled hard to hear which considering the terrible dialogue is maybe a blessing in disguise the acting was not going to win anyone any awards that s for sure the least said about it the better br br blood legacy is an awful film there really isn t a single positive aspect to it or if there is i can t think of it do yourself a favour don t bother with this one there are much better films out there ,0
i love this show period i haven t been watching very long probably only about six months or so actually but it is now my favorite show and probably will be for quite a while i love all of the characters except i don t really care for donna i m not completely sure why i just don t find her funny and i don t think laura prepon is a very good actress other than her i find the rest of the cast pretty good kurtwood smith and debra joe rupp who played erics parents were extremely funny topher grace is also a great actor unlike a lot of fans i did not completely hate the th season i still watch it and it does make me laugh but if you compare it to the shows earlier seasons its not good randy is horrible the finale was decent nothing amazing but good i do think it would have been better to cancel the show after ashton and topher decided to leave but oh well i have the fourth season on dvd and someday i hope to have all eight seasons on dvd some of its most hilarious episodes in my opinion were dine dash grandmas dead red stacey and streaking but i love every episode i ve seen so far which is most of them i think stars i would definitely recommend it ,1
in the future of a governmental committee headed by howard hesseman is holding hearings on tv s first uncensored network they sample it s programming that play as a series of skits i can name the good skit movies on one hand not using my thumb amazon women on the moon kentucky fried movie the meaning of life and mr mike s mondo video notice how i didn t mention tunnel vision the reason for that is that this movie is death in cinematic form none of the skits are even remotely funny or even the least bit clever it takes some sort of great ineptitude on the film makers part to not even get one laugh out of me br br my grade f br br eye candy dody dorn goes full frontal,0
as much as i love trains i couldn t stomach this movie the premise that one could steal a locomotive and drive from arkansas to chicago without hitting another train along the way has to be right up there on the impossible plot lines hit board imagine two disgruntled nasa employees stealing the crawler that totes the shuttles to and fro and driving it to new york and you get the idea br br having said all that it s a nice try wilford brimely is at his quaker oats best and levon helm turns a good performance as his dimwitted but well meaning sidekick bob balaban is suitably wormy as the corporate guy and the little guy takes on goliath story gets another airing ,0
despite the solid performance of penelope ann miller this movie was an awkward mess the lead character s american accent was ridiculous and he never seemed comfortable as a result there was no chemistry between the two actors and i m still not sure what ann margaret was doing there ,0
apart from the da james eckhouse and a brief appearing woman who is convincingly sympathetic to ellen gulden s renee zellweger plight ellen herself is the only convincing character and likable character in the movie she is the one not her dying mother who should be and is the one true thing it s not only in the role in zellweger s acting but also in the plot itself until the plot turns against itself and makes the mother the one true thing in the eyes of her weak willed shallow husband who can do nothing right for his wife or daughter the daughter perceives what the viewer perceives but such intelligent perceptions must give way to the shallow sentiment of the husband who is blanked out on both the realities of his wife and daughter br br to boot the one powerful scene in this whole movie when ellen confronts her father s cruelty is given the lie at the end ellen is just another young strong woman who must be tamed into conformity by a crybaby father a very flawed movie so flawed as to be called a bore and not worth the time ,0
snakes on a train dir the mallachi brothers a zombie curse is placed upon a woman which causes her to have living snakes inside her brujo who is looking after her attempts to take her to los angeles on the train after several confrontations on the train brujo s collection of snakes manage to separate themselves from their owner and go on the hunt whilst all this is happening normal everyday passengers are relaxing what is unknown to them is that something deadly is heading their way and that their is no were out br br after watching the wonderfully fun snakes on a plane i had to check this out i knew it was going to be a rip off and that the film will look cheap but what i found was worst to watch the whole curse plot was silly and should never have been included the special effects aren t terrible but are not the best looking i did not have a clue about the ending it was silly to watch and pathetic the acting was absolutely terrible and looked bad they just could not act to save their lives if you want a great laugh watch this otherwise you should really avoid this br br we have a runaway train i repeat we have a runaway train conductor stephen a f day ,0
telemundo should definitely consider making a dvd collection of the novela xica i know tons of people including myself who would like to be able to purchase the novela xica it is a very entertaining novela which is set in brazil the costumes worn by the actors are beautiful and the town in which the novela takes place is beautiful xica contains a lot of history of that time period i wish telemundo would televise it again even if it was a in the morning i would highly recommend watching xica if it is ever shown again on telemundo i ve e mailed telemundo a million times already to show the novela again but my pleas have fallen on deaf ears the only cautionary statement about xica is that it occasionally contains some harsh scenes therefore i would recommend that children under do not watch xica overall xica merits a out of ,1
undoubtedly the funniest movie i have ever seen it s definitely worth the fourteen minutes it takes to watch i will never look at my kitchen appliances the same way again bob knickerbocker deserves an oscar relax kid it s only a movie ,1
this movie typifies the early eighties as well as fun i remember watching this movie on hbo when i was little and it was my favorite movie since it was a while ago no one i had ever met knew what it was then about the time my roommate had said she had seen it too and that it was her favorite they started to print it again luckily i have a copy now if anyone ever wants to see the greatest cheesy scavenger hunt that was probably the beginning ideas of hazing for frats this movie is it watcher has to have a serious love for cheesy s type movies ,1
this movie is about a group of four friends who wreck a car while driving they build a campfire to get though the night and wait for help to pass the time they tell each other scary stories to tell about it would ruin the movie so rent and enjoy it br br i will say it starts out a little slow but each tale get better and better this movie stars some of today s hottest actors christine taylor the brady bunch movies james marsden disturbing behavior and ron livingston office space so you can see there are big name stars just not the really big ones go rent or buy it asap this movie is awesome ,1
i saw this movie once in or close to its release year years ago although i can now only remember bits of it i long to see it again the parts i remember rightly or wrongly include mustard gas in the trenches and suzie kendall as a german spy offering some bloke sexual favours in the back of an enclosed truck to get military information from him the music score was especially memorable and emotion stirring in the league of gone with the wind and i would love to hear it again there must be some commercial or copyright reason why this movie is not available anyone know why i doubt its anything to do with a lack of quality or interest ,1
this show is non stop hilarity the first joke will make u wet your pants and thats probably the weakest joke of them all i started watching it when the second half of season started airing and straight away i m hooked only weeks after i started watching i ve downloaded episodes and bought the dvd s reoccurring clips such as the ad road test and current affairs are quiet hilarious then there s the ad s they take off use emo use your own tears for more effective use also funny in the politics side of things nothing is wrong with them doing this it s funny any australians who don t find this funny don t complain and don t watch it all australian tune in wednesday at on abc,1
it s hard to say sometimes why exactly a film is so effective from the moment i first came across the stone boy something told me it would be a great film in spite of that it seemed very unlikely that i d ever have the opportunity to actually see it for myself then one day while looking through the online catalogue of my local library i saw that they had recently purchased the dvd release of this film which i m extremely glad for because the cinematography is of a stunning depth and quality that an old vhs copy could never replicate br br and speaking of the cinematography i must single it out as far and above the most stunning aspect of this film as a photographer who pursues very nearly the exact visual style portrayed in the stone boy i m a firm believer in the fact that a great cinematographer can almost single handedly carry a film here he has a lot of help from an extremely talented cast and a director who understands perfectly what the story needs but to have juan ruiz anchía behind the camera makes virtually every scene something of beauty and you can almost never say that most films would never even expect such a thing of you scene after scene captures some detail some little bit of visual magic that takes your breath away br br the director christopher cain has had a long and interesting career as far as i can gather this film is not very representative of it but sometimes to catch a director near the beginnings of his career before all the big budgets and loss of focus there s a real subtle magic to be found cain steps back in this film lets things happen with a life of their own and then ever further much like early john sayles films characters are given space to breathe time to talk side stories happen because they do and that s how life is cain displays a remarkable raw even outright painful understanding of human nature in this film br br the acting ties much of this story together when people talk when they exist in this film they do so as actual people not held back by the fact that they are playing characters gina berriault s script allows immensely talented and respected actors like wilford brimley robert duvall glenn close and frederic forrest to spend time simply existing whether the things they have to say are minor or of deep significance it all comes down with the weight of pure reality br br when you look at the actors involved or the great soundtrack by james horner it seems strange that such a film be very nearly forgotten maybe much of what makes the stone boy what it is was the time period it was made in there s this s hangover feeling to this picture that reminds me deeply of my own childhood people talk of the s in terms of modern styles and music but that s not the s i lived in or remember the look of the images the understated and dark knowing quality of the acting and the overall result should get under the skin of any person who grew up in or near this era of time in north america i see myself in this i see how i saw the world and a film like the stone boy sees the world for how it truly is br br for more of this feeling please see br br the black stallion never cry wolf tender mercies testament places in the heart matewan high tide driving miss daisy the secret garden the secret of roan inish wendy and lucy ,1
an ear splitting movie a quasi old fashioned screwball romp designed to showcase singing star madonna s comedic attributes she does indeed go far out on the proverbial limb here playing a beyond vivacious parolee attempting to prove she was framed for murder a body was found in the trunk of her car after she ran a red light big laughs after an energetic animated credits sequence which is much more fun than the rest of the picture we have nothing to look at but madonna s black mascara and red lips set off by her platinum hair and pale complexion what else is there griffin dunne seems defeated playing maddy s keeper while the poor choice supporting cast struggles to get laughs with lousy dialogue it s an unfortunate set back to the talents of director james foley who unwisely allows his star to run rampant in the spirit of the nutty slapstick films from the s but even katharine hepburn in bringing up baby had a human side wretched from ,0
a sequel to angels with dirty faces in name only the angels wash their faces suffers somewhat from the usual shenanigans of the dead end kids as a matter of fact with the presence of the dead end kids and ann sheridan this should have been treated as an actual sequel to angels with dirty faces at least for continuity s sake br br speaking of ann sheridan she is the one true shining light of this movie to paraphrase a cliché ann sheridan could read from a phone book for two hours and i would buy the dvd br br another virtue of this movie is the chemistry between ann sheridan and ronald reagan unfortunately this aspect of the film is kept too far in the background for a better example of the sheridan reagan duo i would recommend juke girl or kings row ,1
if you re like me and you occasionally enjoy watching terrible movies i guess it s kind of like slowing down at a car crash you can t do better than this the plot is inane the special effects are hilarious and the acting is some of the worst you ll ever see thumbs down wooohoooooooo seriously i have no idea how the director and the actors can sleep at night it s painful and yet hysterically funny to watch and i highly recommend it for those who want to punish themselves for something if you can watch this crap without wincing you re a better man than i ll ever be i wonder if the producer of this garbage had any idea what he was getting himself and his money into ,0
i was amazed at the improvements made in an animated film if you sit close to the screen you will see the detail in the grass and surface structures the detail colors and shading are at least an order of magnitude better than toy story how they were able to pull off the shading i will never know i do hope that pixar will provide a documentary on how the film was produced so i can find out how all this was accomplished based on this film i think animated films of the future will be judged on the basis of this film ,1
interesting characters lots of tension as close to black and white without being black and white i was turned off by how casually the supposedly sympathetic mainstream character a quiet near deaf secretary was able to turn to crime to ruin colleagues rough up people in her way and finally participate in a heist and set up someone to be bumped off as a decoy to her own get away i m a little put off by the trend for otherwise quality movies to portray criminals in a sympathetic way without addressing the injury they ve done to others other than to portray their immediate opponents as jerks in this film we never know who s money it really is they abscond with or what happens to the innocent wife who the sympathetic deaf secretary uses to set up the of the sleazy bar owner to take the fall for the missing loot too bad the film could have been great ,1
the definition of an abomination as defined by webster s dictioary is a cause of abhorrence or disgust if someone can think of a more appropriate word or definition than this for alone in the dark please let me know because this is the best i can come up with however i do no feel that in anyway this word describes how truly awful this film is br br i went to see this film with two of my roommates one has very similar tastes to me the other is an action adventure flick guru this latter guy usually doesn t care about the size of the plot holes as long as the movie contains lots of explosions he will walk away satisfied br br that being said we entered the theater for the friday viewing of alone in the dark little to my surprise we were the only people in the theater when it started i knew why immediately br br it begins with the worst opening scene of any movie and unfortunately i have to admit it only gets worse from there the opening scene is a minute scroll text that is narrated yet i understand why it was narrated the director must have understood that only illiterate people would even ascertain the thought of paying to see this movie yet not only is this first scene the longest scroll text in the history of cinema but it also makes no sense it seems as if in the same sequence we are hearing about to completely separate movies one is about an ancient civilization and its tampering with a portal the other is about a crazy scientist and his experiments on orphans if you are reading this and are confused you are not alone br br then the awful storyline acting effects and camera work begin tara reid is horrendous as an actress she does nothing to even for one second make you think that she is a museum curator slater is just bad not convincing and has no chemistry with reid br br the plot is probably the worst thing ever created by man the entire time myself and the roommate with similar tastes are asking questions like what is this and what is going on other than this scrolling garbage we have a few narrated sequences by slater himself are they good no do they explain anything no do we at any point as an audience have the slightest inkling as to why we should care what happens once again no br br then we have a random sex scene we are told that slater and reid are together yet at no time do they act as though they even care about on another but then bam sex scene once again i don t know br br a good oh i don t know seconds after that woeful scene ends we have a gunfight with or so military and a similar number of alien things this is set to a heavy metal track and causes more brain hemorrhaging than one ever thought possible br br and if that wasn t enough br br there exists no main villain there is the scientist and there are the alien things at one point the scientist controls the alien things and stands on a hill commanding them to attack the military outpost why how did he become the supreme commander of these things why do they listen to him once again i have no idea br br the movie ends with slater and reid walking in an evacuated city why was the city evacuated did the alien things break through did the military tell them who knows and by this point who cares i didn t and you won t br br but to top it off slater and reid are attacked by an alien thing even though it was stated that alien things will be killed by exposure to sunlight and thats right you guessed it it the middle of the ing day and it s bright as can be maybe the alien thing bought a pair of sunglasses i don t know and i don t care br br now after the movie ended i ran outside the theater all foot inches of me waving my arms and shaking my afro telling everyone not to go see this movie even my gung ho action adventure roommate who would consider a movie that just cut and pasted hours of explosion into film to be the greatest thing ever created admitted that plot holes were very evident in this film br br to sum up this crap fest i give it a and would give it lower if i could br br unequivocally the worst movie ever made i wouldn t wish this movie on my worst enemy ,0
this film really used its locations well with some amazing shots dark and disturbing the film moves very slowly but constantly keeps you watching modern love worked well in the gold coast film fantastic program this year offering audiences a glimpse at an australian cinema that is usually neglected most importantly it is refreshing to see australian cinema not taking on the cliché aussie characters and story lines we have seen done to death over the years this film would compliment any festival and will open debate after its screenings the performances and characters are well developed and the cinematography is fantastic an interesting exploration into family relationships and environments ,1
this movie is a real shame not just for the plot the empty performance of the characters it is for the lack of creativity from the director and all the crew this is maybe one of the worst movies of all times and it is hard to believe that is the sequel of one of the most famous movies of the s br br i am a great fan of the mask when i went to see this movie i was expecting to a movie with a good sense of humor a movie with a acceptable plot instead i saw a really bad copy of chuck jones and tex avery cartoons the movie was not funny even for my years old sister so i wonder what was wrong new line cinema was it trying to repeat the success of the first movie or was it trying to create another masterpiece like the lord of the rings because if they did they were completely out of their minds ,0
this series is set a year after the mission to abydos in the movie stargate it explains a lot of the stuff that the movie neglected to mention such as how was the stargate activated without a human computer where did the goa uld ra s race come from how many are there br br the first episode has a retired jack o neill spelled with ls recalled to active duty by general george hammond due to an attack by the shut down stargate from apophis a powerful goa uld who killed four men and kidnapped one woman we meet samantha carter a brilliant scientist who claims that she should have gone through the stargate the first time and is determined to go through now we find out that daniel got married on abydos and that there are hundreds of gate addresses that they can dial then daniel s wife gets captured by apophis and becomes his new queen br br it continues in the second episode where general hammond announces the formation of the sgc which includes nine teams in which jack s team will be sg which consists of jack samantha and daniel they go to chulak a goa uld homeworld to rescue daniel s wife and another one captured at abydos named ska ra they get captured and just as apophis gives the order to kill them and many other prisoners a jaffa named teal c first prime of apophis saves them and goes to earth with them where he is made part of sg br br that was only the beginning of the adventure in the course of the show they have gone to the past and future gotten transported to alternate realities swapped bodies grown old met alien races which include a rebel alliance of goa uld called the tok ra in which samantha s dad becomes a member the asgard a cute little race in which we see thor most often he s jack s buddy and avoid global disaster by the skin of their teeth countless times br br the show was recently canceled but lasted ten seasons in season nine a new enemy called the ori came in flaunting brand new powers new dangers and bringing to light new mysteries surrounding the stargate and its creators the ancients season nine and ten also saw the introduction to two new characters ben browder as cameron mitchell the new leader of sg and claudia black as vala maldoran a female human from another world who brings a new sense of fun to the team br br very well produced interesting characters fantastic special effects and a subtle love interest between samantha and jack this one has it all a different way of travelling the galaxy and different kinds of adventures this is one show you don t want to miss unlock the gate and step through you won t regret it ,1
it is of course very nice to see improvements on turkish movie industry however i would have expected something more creative from togan gokbakar starting from the script which i believe it was not a wise written one as some may think especially the cheesiness of the dialogs which were putting the audience in a position that as if they were not smart enough to understand the situations which most of the times makes the movie unbearable it also has an obvious ending you can easily guess the murderer from the beginning the weakest part of the scenario is that the impossibility of seriously mentally ill patients to act like normal people like professionals right away did they ever search for the possibility of patients who are on heavy medicals to act like professionals and use all the medical terms that even normal people cannot use also in the scene where staff was searching for the most dangerous patient with out any weapon to protect themselves was another weird point of the film and that scene was so suitable for dikkat sahan cikabilir title those are not the only weak parts of the movie there were also a lot of preciosities in the film the depiction of the most dangerous patient was an exact copy from hannibal also appearance of togan in the very end is obviously the worst mistake that he could have done in his first movie the fuss about the greatness of the movie and the interviews that actor s gave just made people to be curious and force them to see it gen is a total disappointment i would have wonder if sahan was not this famous would togan be able to shoot this movie with this much of budget amount i hope togan would realize that it is not fashionable to play in a role as a director as he said in an interview it was hitchcock who did it wisely and night shyamalan continued it successfully he should be aware of the fact that he is not hitchcock nor shyamalan yet hoping him to be more careful and creative next time in this big industry ,0
this movie brings back many memories of the classic cinema of old where actors didn t have to take their clothes off to make viewers watch their film br br firstly i think the main plus point of this movie is the amazing chemistry between shahid and amrita it is definitely the making of the film br br i have seen lots of comments regarding the film being sickly sweet and overly slushy in response to this i think to a certain degree this is a correct analysis however considering this is a barjatya film i think that compared to mpk hahk hssh and mpkdh it has been toned down significantly hssh was almost unbearable to watch in some places br br in this film however when the sentimental moments come along you find yourself smiling wishing the budding couple all the best and hoping that nothing bad happens to them br br another major plus point is the performances of shahid and amrita both have acted very well especially shahid who looks great in the film amrita looks simply stunning and should be taken seriously as a future major star br br although i really enjoyed the film as a whole i do feel that it was too long some of the middle could have been trimmed off and it would maybe made even more of an impact i also think the music although it fits into the film when you see the situations is slightly old fashioned and the movie could have benefited if a more up to date soundtrack had been available although the picturisation of the songs mujhe haq hain and hamari shaadi mein are wonderful br br all in all i definitely recommend this film its romantic looks stunning and has a dramatic climax i won t go into details just in case you haven t seen it br br ps if you re prone to crying take a tissue i needed several ,1
minor spoiler br br underrated little stephen king shocker it s not perfect by any stretch of the imagination even if the limp performances of dale midkiff and denise crosby were better there d still be the mismanaged mystical story elements to contend with the old micmac burial ground rachel s terminally ill sister and the jacob marley an victor pascow never really come together into anything coherent and the film in places feels confused and overstuffed but few horror movies really are perfect and what this one may lack in other areas it makes up for in its willingness to shock pet sematary may actually be one of the cruelest horror films in recent memory with its murderous zombie baby and its insanely insensitive portrayal of zelda it s politically incorrect it s tasteless it s gratuitous and yet it makes us squirm with revulsion in a way safer horror movies never can add to that one of fred gwynne s best performances and mary lambert s witty direction and you have an intensely satisfying scary movie even with the hokey ending highly recommended for genre fans out of ,1
trekkies is really not a movie about star trek fandom it s a freak show about those star trek fans who have no sense of reality as a freak show it s fine but it is a mistake to think that this movie gives you an insight into star trek fans most star trek fans cringe at what this movie shows ,0
jane eyre is one of the greatest novels in the english language and this screenwriter should of read it i hate it when writers use spark notes for what a novel is all about this movie is unbearable to watch if you have read the book br br the whole red room is so down played that i wonder why they even bother to put it in in the book the red room is foreshadowing for the whole story and the rest of jane s life helen burns is treated so badly in the movie i m sure she was happy to die and leave early in the book she is one of the most compelling characters and she was not the red head the whole christian theme is missing from her life and the rest of the movie br br do yourself a favor and miss this movie and read the story as charlotte bronte masterfully told it ,0
in today s world of digital fabrication there is no computer than can replace the actor and writer alas this type of character driven film is far too rare these days duvall s performance as well as james earl jones are faithful to their audience s high expectations i wonder if this movie was made for tv it has a close up personal quality to the narrative it is an understatement to say that the performances are all outstanding the only thing that keeps it from being a cinema masterpiece is the lack of a great cinematographer but pretty pictures are not everything how can talent the likes of jones and duvall continue to produce such fine work in an age where actors pose for the digitizing ,1
is it possible for a movie to get any worse than this there s a bunch of apes wandering about mumbling b acting supposedly silly and we are supposed to laugh there is no plot here to keep you going in the first place even when the women finally show up there is no sign of improvement the most expected things happen and by the time the film is over you might be far asleep beware this is not a trashy cult movie this is trash period i can t believe there s even a sequel to this br br ,0
an absolute classic of s scare flix this one isn t like any other as it pits pint size wild eyed psychotic youngsters with an urge to kill against all the grown ups in town bud from just one of the guys s gold again plays one of the killer kids and he s paired up with one of the little girls jake blues tries to purchase in the blues brothers there is a third blond boy but he keeps disappearing from the movie for whatever reason the violence is hilarious at times and also surprisingly gruesome in spots the demonic gang of smiling kids though somehow possessed by extra planetary means bear little resemblance to the droid ish children of the damned who never thought to use pistols crossbows and shovels to kill those pesky adults julie brown not downtown julie brown the other one shows her rack like three times as she dances around in her bedroom this movie is a rarity that i cannot believe i missed growing up in the s this would have been my absolute favorite movie as a kid if i had seen it where is the sequel the ending begs for this movie is just incredible seek it out at all costs ,1
i had the privilege to watch mar adentro last friday and i am still shocked by its beauty the powerful work of every single actor and actress and amenabar s unbelievable ability to narrate the story of ramón sampedro who was well known in spain for asking for a legal euthanasia lost the court cause and eventually died in front of a camera drinking a glass with poison freezing all our hearts with his determination not to go on living forever immobilized because of an accident br br before watching the movie i was already mesmerized by the strong symbology in its title which i would translate as into the sea and not as some suggest out to sea and which is taken from an original poem written by the man this story is about then i watched the movie oh my friends this is cinema with a capital c the narration flows to take you to the heart of every single character sampedro reincarnated in a bardem that you forget from the very beginning is in the center as a man full of sense of humour and full of hope and his hope is to die because for him the life he is living is not worthy to be lived the rest of the characters but one dance around him and respect his decision because they see him as a human independent being forgetting he depends on the others for everything even though they do love him so much and this is what the movie is about love you can feel it you can breathe it in the skin of every character you witness the growing of the feeling within three women who meet him in the movie gené the member of the association that defend his right to die with dignity his friend her story in the movie is the hope for us the lucky ones that can live a normal life in this world rosa the woman who meets a good man in the middle of her list of broken relationships and pain in the hands of all the men who used her and despised her julia the woman who shares a tragic destiny with ramón and eventually acts in a way we cannot but only understand br br however before meeting these women ramón knew what was love like because you cannot meet him without loving him and he is deeply loved by his abnegated family four characters unique in their humbleness and bravery each with their own thoughts about his decision each thought respectable in its own way because the terrible thing about this story is that nobody is to blame for what happened that sadly life sometimes is that terrible from this familiar quartet i specially liked mabel rivera s work as ramón s sister in law manuela a terrific performance br br i would like to draw attention to three episodes that are for me the best climax points i have seen in a long time and if you haven t seen the movie don t read this pass over this paragraph and read again from the next one starting mar adentro let the movie show its secrets to you the episodes i loved were the best love scene i have seen in a movie when i really felt love invading the screen is when ramón dreams awake that he is flying to meet julia in the beach and they kiss each other gené speaking by phone with ramón the day before he is going to do it and he tells her it is better they say goodbye at that very moment not to put her in trouble with the authorities and then she knows it is the last time they are going to talk and she has fought for his right to die but she does not want to lose him because she loves him as a true friend and even though she is respecting his decision at all cost the best a young ramón in the beach looking at his girlfriend under the sun jumping to the water from the rocks to a sea that is retreating we see the crash we hear his voice recalling what happened and claiming he should have died that very moment the face of bardem face downward shown to us from the bottom and the hand of a friend who pulls him from the forehead and brings him back to a life that will be a hell for him in the next years there are many others like the impressive ending in spite of the fact that in spain we know too well what ramon did br br mar adentro did not deceive me amenabar never does but this time he has to thank the actors that took part in the project and who maybe took it personally because this is not just a movie it is an elegy to a man who died alone when he was asking to die legally which meant for him as bardem pointed out dying with the people he loved and who loved him around ,1
this show is what happened to the screen savers after g got its hands on it taking it from a useful source of computer related information to a show that had as its high point the shoving of a miniature web server up someone s posterior br br as g s ratings plummeted they moved away from their original target audience gamers to generic hormone driven young men adding eye candy to the staff and a sex advice segment now even the gamers who applauded the show initially are turning away in disgust i look forward to the show s and the network s overwhelmingly overdue and well deserved demise ,0
in this tv special jon is the one who needs a life the highlight of his day is counting the tiles on the ceiling and rearranging his sock drawer not content with this forever jon takes garfield to a self help group in order to meet people how many people will be interested in a loner something who s best friend is a cat br br after several failed attempts at getting a girl including one cringeworthy dance scene that rivals david brents fusion of flashdance and mc hammer in the office disco s dead says jon he is more than shocked to find a cute girl who is as much as a jerk as himself br br naturally they get on but garfield is worried that john will forget about him and prefer having kids to a cat fortunately jon s new girlfriend is allergic to cats br br with slicker animation than past tv specials this feels like a longer episode of garfield and friends ,1
i guess this is the first movie that made me aware of the term cult flick it is totally a bad movie but i can t help it i like this movie richard boone has made better and so has joan van arc but if you are in to staying up late and watching movies that don t make you think to much this one is for you ,1
the plot for black mama white mama revolves around two female inmates at a women s prison in the phillipines one black and one white these two women are thrown together in the prison pam grier is lee daniels lee is incarcerated in the hellish women s prison for dancing as a harem girl br br lee s boyfriend owes her part of his profits from his drug dealing activities lee is mainly interested in breaking out of the prison to get hold of her beau s drug money so that she can leave the phillipines and assume a better life margaret markov plays karen brent a white women from a privileged background who is also a revolutionary karen has joined a group of revolutionaries determined to change the corrupt phillipino political system she s captured by phillipino authorities and held as a political prisoner br br the story line takes off when karen and lee break out of the prison they were in together the two of them also happened to be chained together at the wrist as they flee they also fight with each other because they have different goals to pursue naturally they hate being chained together but they also realize that they must put aside their differences to help each other survive while they evade capture br br if this film seems very similar to the big bird cage it s because much of the cast in the two films is the same as well as their location in the phillipines roger corman has always had a consistent stable of actors that he used in all of his s b movies besides pam grier sid haig roberta collins claudia jennings betty anne rees and william smith were also among the many actors that were frequently cast in corman s aip films br br like the big bird cage black mama white mama relies on too much gory violence to be palatable pam grier conveys her usual tough chick persona in this film and shows her competence as a female action heroine margaret markov is less effect in her portrayal of the revolutionary karen she just seems to fragile and well coiffed to be a dedicated political guerrilla except for sid haig as the colorful ruben the rest of the cast is forgettable br br this film has little entertainment value unless excessive heinous acts of violence are your thing only the performances by pam grier and sig haig make this film worth watching ,0
despite of the success in comedy or drama the turkish directors are failure in horror thriller okul d bbe are good examples for the awful horror turkish films br br but if you watch gen you will understand that it is a strike the atmosphere of the movie is impressive and dark also the special features are colorful and not cheap the soundtracks fit the movie but the script is not totally perfect and the theme of the movie is ordinary br br as a result gen does not add any difference to horror movies but it does not disappoint thriller fans in this respect it is a success for yesilcam and turkey ,1
madhur bhandarkar goes all out to touch upon taboo issues and gives the most realistic picture of the modern society one gets the impression of the director even from his earlier movies like satta and chandni bar the issues just hinted on in the latter movie are explored and exposed in totality here the casting is amazing and one can see the judgements on each scene from many angles mostly the movie leaves you wondering on lots of facts around as you start guessing the things you end up at most being close but missing the mark in many a scenes it leaves a lasting impression in the end br br actors to watch are konkana sen sharma boman irani atul kulkarni among others the dialogues are well written and you feel you ve lived around some of these people there are still some scenes that make you think of more depths the songs are in the background saving time and lata s voice in a very meaningful song kitne ajeeb leaves you feeling you re left all alone in the midst of the modern society ,1
this movie doesn t even deserve a this movie was a scam br br i swear that at least minutes of the film were deliberetly copied from carnosaur the whole movie raptor was based of the movie and that was really a pathetic attempt to be a thriller action packed dinosaur copy i loved that movie series and seeing it be put on a movie that cant even afford or willing copy it without doing there own models is what america is coming to i recommend you see the carnosaur movie first all of them and then watch this and you will know what i mean br br spencer,0
every movie i have ppv d because leonard maltin praised it to the skies has blown chunks every single one when will i ever learn br br evie is a raving old bag who thinks nothing of saying she s dying of breast cancer to get her way laura is an insufferable medusa filled with the holy spirit and her hubby s protégé caught between these harpies is medusa s dumb as a rock boy who has been pressed into weed pulling servitude by the old bag br br as i said when will i ever learn br br i was temporarily lifted out of my malaise when the old bag stuck her head in a sink but unfortunately she did not die i was temporarily lifted out of my malaise again when medusa got mowed down but unfortunately she did not die it should be a capital offense to torture audiences like this br br without harry potter to kick him around rupert grint is just a pair of big blue eyes that practically bulge out of its sockets julie walters s scenery chewing especially the scene when she plays god is even more shameless than her character br br at least this harold bangs some bimbo instead of maude for that i am truly grateful and if you re reading this mr maltin you owe me ,0
before i explain the alias comment let me say that the desert trail is bad even by the standards of westerns staring the three stooges in fact it features carmen laroux as semi bad girl juanita when you hear her mexican accent you will immediately recognize her as senorita rita from the classic stooge short saved by the belle br br in the desert trail john wayne gets to play the moe howard character and eddy chandler gets to play curly howard like their stooge counterparts a running gag throughout the minute movie is moe hitting curly wayne s character a skirt chasing bully is not very endearing but is supposed to be the good guy br br playing a traveling rodeo cowboy wayne holds up the rodeo box office at gunpoint and takes the prize money he would have won if the attendance proceeds had been good the other riders have to settle for cents on the dollar actually even less after wayne robs the box office no explanation is given for wayne s ripping off the riders and still being considered the hero who gets the girl br br things get complicated at this point because the villain al ferguson and his sidekick larry fine played by paul fix who would go on to play sheriff micah on television s the rifleman see wayne rob the box office and then steal the remainder of the money and kill the rodeo manager moe and curly get blamed br br so moe and curly move to another town to get away from the law and they change their names to smith and jones who do they meet first but their old friend larry whose sister becomes the nd half love interest senorita rita is left behind it the old town and makes no further appearances in the movie br br larry s sister is nicely played by a radiantly beautiful mary kornman now grown up but in her younger days she was one of the original cast members of hal roach s our gang shorts kornman is the main reason to watch the mega lame western and her scenes with moe and curly are much better than any others in the production as if they used an entirely different crew to film them br br even for the action sequences in this thing are extremely weak and the technical film making is staggeringly bad the two main chase scenes end with stock footage wide shots of a rider falling from a horse both times the editor cuts to a shot of one of the characters rolling on the ground but there is no horse in the frame the film stock is completely different and the character has on different clothes than the stunt rider there is liberal use of stock footage in other places none of it even remotely convincing br br one thing to watch for is a scene midway into the movie where moe and curly get on their horses and ride away to screen right from a cabin as the posse is galloping toward the cabin from the left the cameraman follows the two stooges with a slow pan right and then does a whip pan to the left to reveal the approaching posse outside of home movies i have never seen anything like this not because it is looks stupid which it does but because a competent director would never stage a scene in this manner they would film the two riders leaving and then reposition the camera and film the posse approaching as a separate action or if they were feeling creative they would stage the sequence so the camera shows the riders in the foreground and the posse approaching in the background br br then again what do i know i m only a child ,0
this film is an absolute disgrace i thoroughly enjoyed the original airport and i can t believe how the same people could produce this twaddle nine years on first of all the acting is bad the original had actors who had done quality non disaster films before but this one uses actors who have done the disaster movie circuit already blakely kennedy wagner also george kennedy s character patroni seems to get promoted very quickly he is now the lead in the film but his character isn t strong enough to carry it off he has lost the charm and humour of airport and the character is now just boring have i mentioned the plot is it at all believable that someone would send a missile after the concorde no there are also too many loose ends scenes that have no relevance whatsoever to the plot the scene where the hot air balloon lands on the runway the chase of the thief in charles de gaulle airport are two such scenes both would be interesting if only they had something to do with the actual story there also many unanswered questions why does patroni open the window and fire a flare at the other plane why does robert wagner s character kill himself he must have another stupid and costly way of why is there no enquiry after the missile almost blows up the concorde why are the back projections so bad it looks as though a cartoon missile is following the concorde although it does work well when the plane lands in paris why does patroni think that he is in a flight simulator when he turns the concorde over why does he get a hero s welcome in the cabin of the plane after having terrified the passengers and why is the ending so poor if it can be called an ending at all given their one dimensional ness no one seems to notice this the blessing given to the young couple on the plane by the girl s coach is shmaltzy the man who plays the saxophone is annoying and the woman with the bladder problem is just plain silly the scenes where susan blakely is lying on the roof of her conservatory and the when she tells wagner that she still loves him are quite awful in conclusion this film should have been the climax of the previous three airport films instead it is a diabolical sub moronic complete and utter waste of time money energy celluloid and talent remember when patroni asks the french pilot if he has ever landed on his belly this film certainly does the belly flop and lands flat on its pointy nose ,0
 in young john travolta s trilogy of blockbusters he dances to disco rock n roll and country he heads to houston to find work and love gilley s is the hot spot and it is the time of the mechanical bull not to be outdone i rode the bull at a club in nashville i recently saw this nearly forgotten film on television and remembered how good it was and how good a year was i wore a black cowboy hat that year just like travolta debra winger was in her prime she looks stunning in her red top there is plenty of charisma bud and sissy seem the ideal couple even if they are trailer trash they split up just because it feels so good getting back together urban cowboy has an amazing soundtrack we get to hear lyin eyes by the eagles and lookin for love by johnny lee ,1
minor spoilers br br in chicago grace beasley kathy bates is a housewife having a twenty five years marriage with the lawyer max beasley dan aykroyd and a hysterical and psychotic dwarf daughter in law maudey meredith eaton grace worships the singer victor fox jonathan price who will present a tv show in chicago and will give five spots on the first row in a tv promotion kate calls the show and wins a ticket when max simultaneously asks for the divorce claiming that their lives are too monotonous grace becomes depressed and when she goes to the show the audience is informed that a chicago serial killer who uses a crossbow killed victor fox with a broken heart she decides to fly to england to victor fox s funeral there she realizes that he was gay and becomes friend of his former mate dirk simpson rupert everett they fly back to chicago trying to find the killer this movie is a delightful original and weird dramatic comedy having bizarre characters it has a huge potential to be a cult movie with the presences of julie andrews and barry manilow themselves and a joke with nicolas roeg s masterpiece don t look now when maudey wears a red raincoat in chicago s underground part of the city the beginning of the movie with jonathan price singing hitchcock railway is wonderful i have repeated it four consecutive times the cast has a magnificent performance highlighting kathy bates jonathan price rupert everett and the unknown meredith eaton indeed this movie is an excellent entertainment my vote is eight br br title brazil amor a toda prova love to the proof ,1
this is an excellent example of what can be done on a small budget movie the acting is excellent considering the script the whole atmosphere of the film is very foreboding the gore is well done and used sparingly look out for the excellent barbed wire death the action is punchy when used it s true that there are dodgy lines in the script at times but compared to other movies on the same or bigger budget it s hardly noticeable at all overall this is recommended trust me it s better than it appears ,1
this is the most stupid movie ever made the story is laughable his wife and kid think he s insane then they don t then it turns out he is and i think they knew it all along there is a dog named ned that causes some problems and i think it s all his fault so does jim carey god only knows why virginia madsen took this role this is a career sinker i think the target audience for this is and year olds and that adds up to or maybe it s for and years olds which also adds up to or maybe it s for really dumb year olds or maybe really dumb year olds because that s in reverse or maybe year olds would enjoy it because half of that is i think looking up things on the internet about the number would be more entertaining than this movie unless you wanted to see a comedy ,0
heart of darkness a short novel written by joseph conrad about greed corruption and traveling through africa was to say the least a tedious read the narrator follows marlow a seaman who travels into the deep of africa to rescue kurtz somewhat of a prodigy ivory trader who supposedly went crazy this conclusion arose when the ivory stopped coming into the main port the basis of the story is conrad writing lavishly of the surroundings he sets the scene wonderfully but possibly a bit to extensively the story seemed more like a water color painting as apposed to the slow creeping mild action story that conrad might have intended to pan out br br it sometimes happens that after you read a book maybe watching the feature film might help correspond some thoughts with those in the book or vise versa not so with heart of darkness even with the supporting role of masterpiece actor john malkovich the movie only confused me more there seemed to be no real main characters in the film no one stood out to the others non of the extensive symbolism was explained it was rather bland and drudging to say the least br br in all do respect to the author the heart of darkness is a true short novel masterpiece it touches on some very severe subjects the lies of marlow and the greed of kurtz it is not a book to be taken lightly and will put you in a rather somber mood a book like this i feel might be to heavy for a lot of people i would however recommend this book to those who crave a sad pseudo action story without a textbook happy ending ,0
as a father of four in his forties i thought this film made compelling viewing if not edge of the seat stuff i deserves a far higher rating than the that it had when i wrote this i gave it br br i agree with some of the comments about the characters but cameron diaz was again sparkling in yet another very different role the plot was a little silly but the point of the film for me was beautifully summed up in the final quite surreal sequence a moving ending for any parent br br i could imagine that a young single bloke might find the film quite boring but for other people not fixed on high doses of testosterone would find something sweet in this ,1
it s sort of crazy but i taped from tcm both this german version of mgm s anna christie and the english one but i got to see this one first cos i d heard that many people thought it was better than the english version br br without having seen the other one i cannot compare them but anyway this is an excellent early talkie with a straight from the heart performance by garbo she looks very beautiful in this film her face shines throughout especially when cameraman william daniels gets those gorgeous close ups of her br br the atmosphere of the film seems different from the regular mgm stuff made on that era it looks very similar to french or german expressionistic films from the thirties well it was directed by a great french director monsieur jacques feyder who had directed garbo in in the kiss br br theo shall is excellent and gives an absolutelly believable performance as anna s sweetheart the hard boiled tough sailor who s just a kid in man s body also hans junkermann gives a very fine performance as anna s alcoholic father and salka viertel too as a good hearted old cheap floozie br br in all quite an experience because it s the only film were you can listen to garbo speak in a foreign language cos all the other films she did in either sweden or germany were during the silent era br br serious flick ,1
obnoxious eva longoria dies on her wedding day when an ice sculpture of an angel without wings falls on her off the back of a truck and kills her she is then tries to ruin the relationship of her ex boyfriend with his new girlfriend a psychic who can see her br br obvious unoriginal movie wouldn t be bad in a clichéd sort of way except that longoria s character is hateful and obnoxious that she drains all of the fun out of the film its like having your ears cleaned with sandpaper to be fair longoria nor anyone else in the cast or crew isn t the problem its the god awful script that sinks the proceedings its just really really stupid ,0
another great tom wilkinson performance punctuates separate lies a film also starring emily watson linda bassett and rupert everett directed by julian fellowes it s the story of a married couple james and ann manning where the husband wilkinson believes he and his wife watson are happy together an accident near their house on the night they have a party brings the police around it is a hit and run that killed their maid maggie s bassett husband james becomes suspicious of a neighbor bill bule everett when he sees some damage on his car he confronts bule who admits he did it and promises to go to the police the next day when james arrives home ann is angry that he is making such a big deal out of it and states that she was driving the car of course james then isn t so eager to rush to the police she suggests that they call bule and tell him their decision oh f bule james says well that s just it ann says i am f ing bule james devastation is just the beginning in this well crafted drama without giving the plot away this is a good example of how gender switching changes a story example of what i mean susan smith drives her car into a lake and her children drown she gets life in prison what if the father had done it the chair you d be surprised how often the outcome would be different the same is true here if it had been james having the affair and doing the subsequent activities viewers might feel differently about the story if ann were in james place it would be shattering as it is it s tremendously sad br br tom wilkinson is heartbreaking as a man blindsided by the woman he adores and emily watson does a beautiful job as ann who once she frees herself from her lies her involvement in the accident and the happy marriage knows what she has to do rupert everett as bule is very effective indolent uppity and ultimately in need everyone here is very civilized in their dealings with one another and no one is all good or all bad br br there are separate lies james that his marriage is happy ann s as listed above and there is one uniting lie the accident about which all parties keep quiet it s enough for ann that maggie knows in the end all must deal with the separate lies that the single lie uncovered br br brilliant film ,1
it s clear that for this film they wanted to have the story line driven by the characters but immediately the story line causes you to dislike the new main characters the fly over of the island and dinosaurs below lacked any impact at all and almost looked like a cartoon the all action entrance to the island is merely a rehash of parts from jp and the story line is predictable to the point of annoyance and it s entirely unsatisfying end left me feeling cheated this gave me with no option but to award the film ,0
what a terrible movie this was i made it about minutes into it and started skipping chapters until the end the plot is nothing special and the dialog from the movie deviates from the main story so much that your head will explode out of rage many useless minutes wasted just listening to characters jabber on about something irrelevant to the plot and or something that could said in a shorter amount of time the camera work is shaky and grainy it seemed mr milligan needed to take his finger off of the zoom button i noticed also that at some points during this movie it seemed that andy was having seizures and would uncontrollably shake the camera the splices between scenes were jumpy and didn t flow the murder scenes were nothing special incredibly and laughably fake barely any gore as the title suggests this movie runs about hour minutes and the murder scenes take up about minute total of the whole movie if that what a wretched piece of garbage this movie was andy milligan is in fact probably one of the worst directors to plague mankind with his talentless directing and camera work usually i can make it through really bad horror movies and laugh about it later bloodthirsty butchers however i can t i am just angry i wasted an hour and a half of my life watching this what i wouldn t do to gain it back take my suggestion and do not see this movie unless you plan on falling asleep terrible ,0
roman polanski has made many many movies that are unexceptional his fame bewilders me nothing stands out as a high point except chinatown i haven t seen knife in the water or tess any contribution he s made to film concluded more than twenty years ago his work is just embarrassing safe and or dull the pianist frantic oliver twist the ninth gate pirates br br r s baby must have signified the end of the establishment at the time it came out it s lux produced and fairly high concept for a horror movie never show the baby but this is just misconceived horror sap everything is arty to the point that the plot line becomes hopelessly clear very early um thanks for that finale destroying title and on a clear day you can see the twist ending coming for days it did not sustain my interest i find that whatever this movie might have been it is utterly derailed by the s version of what femininity was farrow is such a chronic distracted helpless waif housewife her frailty is oversold she s irritating in the extreme there s no real ideas in it nothing to consider except being the mother of the devil br br the dakota is barely exploited for it eerie potential ,0
the sound in this movie is a nightmare that is the best i can say for this movie any chance of a good story is lost once this films starts the premise of the film sounds good a playboy who comes to terms with the people around him the plot is predictable and very dull the wet t shirt contest may be the worst scene i ve ever watched and is almost worth watching in a mystery science type of deal the sound is at times hard to hear and the main actor seems to not know how to speak clearly his accent makes him very hard to understand the only bright sport is the acting of penelope ann miller her role is underdeveloped but she plays it well in short do not waste your time ,0
these kinda movies just don t get the credit they deserve this is my nd all time favorite movie stand by me being st the reason i watched this movie was because wil wheaton was in it and he is my most favorite person in the whole world and i think he done an amazing job in this movie and so did sean astin i just watched it last night actually and it just amazed me everything in the movie is very exceptional the script the acting the screenplay i was on the edge of my seat of the time and if my mom wasn t in the room i would have absolutely balled whenever joey trotta wil wheaton died i did not see that coming at all i was real surprised when i heard that it wasn t real popular back in the s i was born a few years after it came out so of course i didn t go see it in the theaters but im sure i would have if i would have been alive if any of my friends watched this they would be like uhh okay but thats just cause their not cool enough to appreciate work like this if you haven t seen this movie or are wanting to watch something that is the bomb this is the movie for you to watch ,1
panic delivers the goods ten fold with oscar caliber performances from william h macy neve campbell and donald sutherland in a movie about the choices we make and the consequences we live with chillingly honest and thought provoking panic is easily one of the best film to come out of hollywood in years the impact stays with you right after you leave the theater ,1
the other boleyn girl not to be confused with the book it claims to be based upon this movie is not even close to a faithful adaptation i could understand them changing or elaborating on a few things the book is not perfection but it was well written and became very popular i could understand if the bbc wanted to make this a little more faithful to what actually happened who anne boleyn really was but it s not even close to being historically accurate either it s just fluff mindless made up fluff a real shame br br to begin with the writer and director seemed to think it was a good idea to setup the story like it was a reality tv show seriously they have the boleyns sitting in front of the camera confessing how they really feel about what s happening in their lives anne boleyn sits in a confessional not the church kind the real world kind and chooses what she wants to tell and what she wants to just sit and smile about she looks stupid having to use such a modern cinematic device in a film set in the s it s the real world tudor england br br jodhi may is a very good actress and after the aristocrats and a turn of the screw i was becoming a real fan of hers but she should never have been cast as anne actually i think she would have been a better mary natascha mcelhone was a poor choice she s a good actress sure but she has very modern features and does not appear convincing in period costume honestly i spent the first half of the film trying to figure out if she was that girl from the truman show she was she s also too old to play the teen aged mary so for some unknown reason they made mary the oldest of the sisters it makes no sense i know it s like the bbc seemed to forget that these people actually lived they re twisting the story around and making things up left and right i feel ridiculous having to correct the bbc on historical inaccuracies but really br br apart from the two sisters the rest of the cast was actually very well chosen steven mackintosh struck me as a brilliant choice for george and his casting was the real reason i decided to seek out this movie big mistake he does a great job sure but he s hardly in this how can anyone pretend they re adapting the other boleyn girl and hardly mention george boleyn that s just absurd philip glenister was another very good casting decision but yet again was hardly in the finished product br br the real problem with this is the script there s just no getting around that it s bad it s really really bad it s too melodramatic and not engaging anne is portrayed as an air head mary as the ringleader and george as the follower mary s first husband is hardly mentioned her relationship with the king is never explained they simply do not tell the story phillippa gregory wrote the whole thing comes across as a great big waste i have no desire to see this thing a second time i guess i ll just have to read the book again and hope that the natalie portman version due out next year will be much better br br note as of this writing the only way of obtaining this miniseries in the usa is on the last disc of the miniseries the six wives of henry viii that s a great miniseries but can cost to and that s way to much to spend if you re just looking for this piece of garbage ,0
this was so much better than i expected the film oozed proffesionalism compared to other b moive of this sort of budget the script was good if a little formulaic but the acting was surprisingly good from all including lorenzo and you always expect good standards from scheider and busey aswell as the good plot and acting the action is good especially the car chases and the crashes are a class all in all this is a rise above other b movie thrillers and doesn t have to rely on constant nudity or a flow of cheesy puns to make up for budget and script defficiencies its certainly worth a rent ,1
i bought this film at blockbuster for because it sounded interesting a bit ranma esque with the idea of someone dragging around a skeleton because there was a cute girl in a mini skirt on the back and because there was a restricted viewing sticker on it i thought it was going to be a sweet or at least sincere coming of age story with a weird indie edge i was wrong br br having watched it i have to wonder how it got the restricted sticker since there is hardly any foul language little violence and the closest thing to nudity honestly i don t usually go around hoping for it is when the girl is in her nightgown and you see her panties you see her panties a lot in this movie because no matter what she s wearing a miniskirt of some sort even the anti religious humor is tame and lame caricatured insincere derivative unoriginal and worst of all not funny in the slightest it would be better just to listen to ray stevens would jesus wear a rolex on his television show this would barely qualify as pg it is not rated but blockbuster refuses to let anyone under the age of rent this as if it was pornographic any little kid could go in there and rent the edited version of requiem for a dream but they insist that zack and reba is worse br br it is but not in that way br br in a way this worries me the only thing left that could offend people is the idea of the suicide at the beginning if anybody needs to see movies with honestly portrayed suicides not this one but better ones like the virgin suicides it s teenagers if both of those movies were rated r purely because of the suicide aspect then i have little chance of turning a story i ve been writing into a pg movie the main characters are eleven and a half and twelve suicide is one of the top three leading causes of death in teenagers i think it s number so chances are that most teens have been or will be affected by it br br just say no to this movie though ,0
we start all of our reviews with the following information my wife and i have seen nearly movies per year for the past years recently we were honored by receiving lifetime movie passes to any movie any time at no cost so we can see whatever we want whenever we want the point of this is that critics count for zero your local critics or the national critics like ebert are really no different than you or me the only difference is that they get to write about the movie and are forced to see hundreds of movies whether they want to or not therefore it is our belief that if you get your monies worth for two hours of enjoyment that is good enough for us we never ever listen or read the critics we only care about our friends and those who we know like the same things as us well enough about that br br this movie is very good not just good but very good the critics are a bunch of morons just because there is nudity and language they hated it it was worth the price of ticket and that is all you can ask for is that not right every movie cannot be an academy award nominee sharon stone is gorgeous and does a great job in the movie and it mystifies me as to what in the hell the critics want,1
i feel this is one of the best movies i ve seen i m an older male and love most westerns i love movies based in part at least on facts if i am not mistaken this is such a movie i also like revenge type movies this qualifies there as well in my opinion some of my favorite parts of the movie were the opening scene with the whipping and the barn shooting scene i felt the corral beating scene was a little overkill but did not affect how i feel about the complete movie i saw what i think is a continuation of this movie in a gun smoke episode i also enjoyed that i recommend taking the time to watch this movie i will watch it again i also felt the romance parts of this movie were well played i thought it was so out of character for randy travis to play a villain type but i always enjoy his acting ,1
although at first glance this movie looks like the story of your parent s high school life and many people will try to tell you that this movie is way outdated and i admit that that was my first impression but honestly the lessons that are learned by the heroes heroines are def not outdated who doesn t want to be famous and who doesn t want do be accepted my their peers and the homosexual guy isn t there a whole controversy today about gay marriage blah blah this movie though released in the s still addresses some of the biggest issues in today s world this movie does have a little too much profanity and nudity for my taste though thus the rating ,1
the forgotten aka don t look in the basement is a very cheaply made and very old looking horror movie br br the story is very slow and never really reaches anything worth getting excited about br br the patients at the asylum are embarrassingly funny especially sam and the old woman who always quotes an old saying to everyone look out for the bit when she gets close to the camera tell me you can watch without laughing br br now the gore is very poor looking with the blood looking pink in many scenes so it doesn t really deserve its place on the video nasties list br br overall if you aren t looking for a fantastic horror film and have some time to spare then it s worth a watch ,0
two things can happen when an ensemble cast is brought together either you are left walking out of the theater asking why or you receive manna from heaven a delightful comedy from the burton sisters whose mother not only provided inspiration but the screenplay itself ursula burton plays theresa a nun whose friend s and family had always believed she was touched by g d when money falls from the sky the clan use young theresa s faith that the money was gift from the heavens to allow all their dreams to come true years pass and we find theresa returned home to her native buffalo she comes to the realization that the gift needs to be repaid and calls together her friends and family academy award winners shirley jones louise fletcher and cloris leachman to return the debt before easter sunday the money has long since been spent and all the characters find themselves in financial difficulties shirley jones and frank gorshin are a husband and wife con team that teach the all important lesson s in life of how to dress for winter in buffalo and my personal favorite they expect you to take the silverware when visiting a restaurant the audience can only hope that if theresa does reach her goal that that someone won t run off with the money the movie teaches us that it is not money but ourselves that make our and other s dreams come true every action has an outcome not just for you but the community around you when looking into the mirror we see ourselves as we d like to be manna from heaven answers the question of how other s can see the image we d most like to reflect the burtons have done a superb job directing the cast to break out of their shells and create new and inventive characters in the day of multi million dollar budgets this low budget indy proves it is not the cash in hand but true talent that will draw the biggest laughs wendie malick the american president just shoot me adds a special flavor to this already talented cast ,1
abbott and costello s talents shine in the happily childish version of jack and the beanstalk the use of sepia tone and colour the music and choreography song and dance the crossing over of players from one role to another plus various other aspects of this very fine movie make it obvious that techniques and styles used for the wizard of oz are being toyed with here and that works right well for our intrepid duo there are certain other things involved that make this movie a treat for me buddy baer s max baer jr of the beverly hillbillies uncle appearance as the cop and the giant pat costello lou s brother having been involved in the writing of the script these things help make this film fun it does however have it s down side i do think that the choreography is poorly done but the cute tunes and accompanying vocals help detract from the rather sloppy dance numbers some of the players the couple in love prince and princess to be precise aren t very good at their trade but these things are a small price to pay for an otherwise throughly enjoyable walk down the yellow brick er i mean climb up the beanstalk ,1
i liked the understated character that laura linney played in love actually and she is very good in man of the year br br but wow robin williams doesn t give that much of a performance with a couple of minor exceptions this was weak laura linney may not have been miscast but either the editing raped her character or this was just a sad performance by director barry levinson br br and i think it was barry levinson that got old so many weak performances such uneven results have to be the fault of management br br christopher walken and jeff goldblum are great in supporting roles goldblum plays a sinister side with relish and walken s combination of entertainer s manager and commentator for the film is wonderful br br but the story is cliché the presentation looks like it could have should have been a very good picture and too many actions are half hearted the pacing story and direction all come up weak compared to say head office spoof of secret of my success ,0
am glad that i am not the only one to find this series very good this is the best series for young ladies i have so strange taste on comedies and i find so hard one to please my intelligence and i am so happy that their humor is exactly what i need love the gang of actors if anyone knows a series or just a movie similar to this one i say pretty please write back because i miss the series br br and kindly ask the writers and the producers to continue it even if the actors are now all grown up i guess br br have a nice morning day evening night because i do not know the exact time you will be reading this post ,1
i love to watch this movie a lot because of all the scary scenes about the raptors i like raptors because they are scary my favorite parts are the ones where the raptor looks behind the pillar because it reminds me of a scene from the friday the th movie with the girl who eats the banana br br i really love to watch a lot of this movie because the computer graphics seem a little fake but it s okay because once you get into the movie you hardly even notice what is going on and i think it s got a good ending even though i didn t really understand what was going on on my first couple viewings i figured it out over time and that s the important part the other important part is how scary the dinosaurs can be if you re watching it the first time br br this is best movie ,1
spoiler br br in african american director actor mario van peebles followed up the tremendously popular urban action film new jack city with posse the film was co written and directed by van peebles who also stars as the main character jessie lee br br plot the film begins at the turn of the th century when the united states was embroiled in the spanish american war apparently a time when the u s justice system could send convicts into military service jessie lee finds himself an unwilling enlisted man serving with an all black cavalry troop in cuba some of his compatriots include little j stephen baldwin fast talking weezie charles lane and the towering but simple obobo tiny lister they find a hidden chest of gold on a reconnaissance run and decide to keep it however the ambitious bigoted colonel graham zane finds out about the gold and is apparently willing to kill jessie lee and company for it a shootout between the graham s forces and jessie lee s leaves the colonel blind in one eye and his forces retreat jessie lee s ragtag crew manage to smuggle themselves and the gold back to new orleans but it turns out that graham isn t far behind jessie lee and his allies are forced to go on the run heading west to a town called freemanville apparently freemanville was founded by blacks in the years following the civil war jessie lee s father king david was the charismatic preacher who co founded the town however as is revealed in intermittent flashbacks king david was soon brutally murdered by a white mob in a parallel of the ku klux klan terror campaigns that began around the same time jessie lee and company eventually find their way to freemanville only to find that the townsfolk aren t exactly glad to see him—especially when sheriff bates richard jordan of a nearby white township makes it clear that he wants jessie lee and his partners—dead or alive carver blair underwood is the sheriff and de facto mayor of freemanville—and his own agenda may not square with having jessie lee around br br analysis the action sequences are all very credible and mario van peebles turns in a good performance as the brooding hero in the aftermath of the success of new jack city it was almost expected van peebles would helm a sequel or at least a similar urban action follow up instead van peebles looked years into the past creating a mostly black western effectively updating the black themed westerns of the s and continuing the legacy of largely forgotten black themed cowboy films from the early th century unlike new jack city the film was independently financed and originally released through gramercy polygram entertainment allegedly execs at the major studios balked when van peebles pitched posse to them some of the more curious casting at the time involved rappers big daddy kane and tone loc as father time and angel respectively in certain interviews mario van peebles has said that he often likes to cast against type in the years since the trend of casting rap singers in non musical films would become almost commonplace keen viewers will notice several cameos by various entertainment personalities black action film veterans like isaac hayes truck turner pam grier foxy brown and larry cook the spook who sat by the door show up as does stand up legend nipsey russell not to mention tv producer stephen j cannell who hired the junior van peebles to star in sonny spoon years earlier the film is bookended with woody strode spartacus in a key role ,1
this movie quite literally does not have one redeeming feature the characters are one dimensional cliched incredibly misogynistic and stupid the script looks as if it was cobbled together from other movies the acting is horrible and some of the gross out humour made me feel nauseous br br shame on you gregory poirier for thinking any of this would be funny or interesting br br the worst movie i ve seen in several years ,0
two movies back to back which dealt with indian pows veer zaara and deewaar although veer zara was a love story of a guy who gives everything up for someone deewaar focuses on the main subject itself it is not hidden that many indian pows are rotting in pakistani jails for years for whom neither indian govt has time or sympathy nor the other side i m sure some of pakistani pows are in india as well but let s focus on the movie full of actors some were stage actors like raghubir yadav rajendra gupta etc amitabh bachchan who plays the role of a major acted well akshaye khanna did his part well there was nothing for amrita rao to do than a few giggles and couple songs i think sanjay dutt s role was most solid even though it wasn t too long he acted really well here and his dialog delivery was also impressive if you compare it to loc which was nothing but a day long movie with story going in all directions if it had a story deewaar is a well directed movie that keeps a good pace and does justice to all actors ,1
i had the honor this evening to see a screening of the movie these girls at the philadelphia film festival going into the movie i knew very little about it and just took a chance on it because the film s plot sounded interesting so as i entered the theater just hours ago i wondered what the final verdict would be thumbs up or thumbs down br br these girls is the story about three best friends from a small town keira caroline dhavernas is the ringleader who basically doesn t know what to do with her life after high school but her father keeps pushing her to go to college which is something she doesn t want to do lisa holly lewis will be going away to a christian school after the summer and finally glory amanda walsh who plans on spending her summer babysitting but this summer is going to be a special one as they all blackmail keith clark david boreanaz the sexy older hunk who they baby sit for fun times and a lot of laughs ensue br br i normally don t like movies like these girls but there is something about this movie that i really liked i think the quality i liked most about it was that it seemed rather realistic three girls who want to explore their sexuality pick a hunky guy who lets all of them have sex with him only to be blackmailed by them later it s a pretty funny tale about growing up friendship and sex but even though it sounds pretty cheesy i can see majority of this film happening in real life br br the subject matter here is probably a main reason why this film didn t get a mainstream release in the united states all the girls in this film are suppose to be under which if i remember correctly two of them are and one is now in the usa even though underage sex occurs on a daily basis many production or finance companies won t finance a film like this because of the sexual content this information was actually confirmed by the director himself john hazlett at the q a after the film the thing that gets me is that the sex scenes in this film aren t graphic and the nudity is minor not to mention that all the actresses in this film are way over in real life go figure br br what the movie does best is it provides a lot of laughs as well as very strong characters i liked all the characters in this movie and each character seemed to have a now then characteristic to them the jokes were funny because they were cleverly written not because they were dirty or over the top everything seemed to flow together nicely both the comedy and the drama the script was very strong br br the acting was very good for the most part i thought all the three girls were great caroline dhavernas who also starred in one of the most underrated television series of all time wonderfalls was just terrific as well as holly lewis and amanda walsh who both did a fine job as well david boreanaz did a good job and he looked like he was having fun while shooting most of the scenes the guy played a pot head so it was funny seeing him play that role br br i had the pleasure of meeting john hazlett tonight who seemed like a very nice guy and was very appreciative of the comments made about the film i am shocked that this movie didn t go anywhere i think with a little marketing behind it it could have taken off sadly it s going to be one of these direct to dvd films which so few will ever have the pleasure to see i think with what little budget mr hazlett had to work with the film turned out well and i think he did a fine job directing this little gem br br for someone who typically hates teen sex comedies i can honestly say i really enjoyed this film the character development and witty script allowed me to sit there for an hour and a half and be amused this is a fine comedy because it has heart and spunk to it i know i will be sure to buy this film when it comes on dvd on may if you re a fan of coming of age stories teen sex comedies or romantic comedies be sure to check this film out because it s one of the funniest films of its kind to be released in years br br moviemanmenzel s final rating for these girls is an ,1
i m not a follower of a certain movie genre i classify movies only as industrial or non industrial valentine is the second industrial movie of the director jamie blanks after his urban legends unlike urban legends the screenplay and the story line is very weak yet again unlike urban legends the basic elements of the movie is so dashing and iconic and that is what makes valentine the best br br as the first basic and iconic element the growing hatred of the serial killer is so down to earth since his secondary school years he has grown up with his wounds he had accumulated in his soul against his classmate girlfriends who have made fun of him when you concentrate enough on this first element while watching the movie you will come to see this point of view of humanism noone is entirely good or evil in fact somebody known as evil can be secretly kind hearted just because the story line and the direction is very weak we are not as satisfied as we deserved br br the second iconic element is of course the magnificent togetherness of the late s super starlets my favourite is jessica cauffiel who is killed within the coolest way to be killed an arrow shot from a bow broaches her tummy and stays stuck in while she was playing hide and seek with her blind date never able to met with katherine heigl is the first starlet getting killed in a biology laboratory while trying to hide under human body models lying on the surgical operation tables denise richards is killed third while she just found a valentines day gift for her at a whirlpool bath jessica capshaw is killed last in a confidential and unseen way then she is calumniated to be as the serial killer marley shelton is the unluckiest one with a vicissitude of fortune that she is going to be killed within the most confidential way that we will never know cause the movie is coming to an end before she is getting killed finally benita ha is the luckiest one since she was not a classmate of the serial killer david boreanaz br br the third and the last iconic element is the soundtrack from the blind date labyrinth scene the valentines day celebration at dorothy s house scenes and ultimately the killing themes everybody has loved the soundtrack as far as i know hard rock never suits better within a serial killer mystery movie ,1
i am a usually a very generous voter on imdb and don t bother commenting on movies i did not like but this was just lame i actually turned it off minutes before finishing it to watch this is it because my gf wanted to i just chose the lesser of two evils br br if you want to watch this movie picture this film as a collection of worse than average horror stories like scary short stories that you find in an issue of reader s digest in the waiting room of your dentist s br br i did not expect anything particular terrifying or funny i am not the i want to see blood type of person but this movie is neither horror nor comedy nor entertaining in any other way br br it s probably more scary funny and entertaining to look at the movie poster of you ve got mail for minutes while drinking chamomile tea br br conclusion a horror comedy for people between and ,0
if you haven t seen this you do not know what you are missing the first time you do you will litteraly be in pain lying on floor throwing up from laughing so hard and having probably wet yourself as well br br it is that funny there hasn t been a single comedic performance to this date that i have seen that tops this or even comes close so many classic one liners stories and segways br br the drunken uncle at the bbq gi joe mr t goony goo goo ice cream man you say any of these things to anyone who has seen this performance and i ll bet you dollars to doughnuts they will not be able to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter or recite the rest of the dialogue from the act br br pure classic shame you can t get it on dvd br br rating out of ,1
i saw this film after watching capote and infamous it is just incredible how the homosexual relationships between author and protagonists are sublimated in the movie the reporter is straight the protagonists are more beatniks than gay br br the film starts slowly but on reviewing it a second time we get all sorts of interesting information from similes that the writer director brooks creates br br notice the incredible cutting at the beginning where killers and to be killed are linked cutter on the phone is matched cut to perry on the phone cutter washing his face is matched cut to perry washing his face only perry s looking in the mirror and seeing his eroticized male body sets off a fantasy of his playing a guitar in las vegas to empty chairs this failure fantasy matches the failure fantasy that perry tells us about his father who built a beautiful motel in alaska only to find it perpetually empty br br dick talks about shooting pheasants and the fact that the pheasants don t know that that they re going to die we cut to the clutters br br perry talks his dream about a yellow bird taller than jesus who attacks the nuns who have persecuted them the nuns begged for mercy he tells us but the bird slaughtered them anyway the bird lifted perry to paradise strangely perry says that he has an aversion to nuns god and religion this echoes later in his last words when he wants to apologize but does not know to whom br br the director puts in all sorts of what ifs and only ifs br br nancy cutter gets an offer to sleep at a friends house she is holding a horse perry will comment on a picture of her and the house later on nancy can t sleep over at her friends house because her boyfriend is coming over for dinner the decision seals her fate br br perry talks of bogart in treasure of sierra madre but it is another bogart picture beat the devil which truman capote co wrote where a fictional treasure hunt is the mcguffin but dick knows that the protagonists of that film ended up with nothing dick wants the hard cash the he thinks is in the clutter s safe which ironically turns out to be as much as a fantasy as perry s mexican treasure br br cut to herb clutter signing a life insurance policy he s thinking about mortality at the moment ironically his mortality is about to end in a few hours the insurance agent on behalf of the company wishes him a long life again ironic when we know what will happen in a few hours br br dick has said that they wanted no witnesses so nobody would remember them later in fact it is because they eliminated all the witnesses that they were remembered br br there was one witness the detective keeps telling dick later but was that witness the jail house friend dick perry truman capote or god the viewer becomes the witness after watching the movie br br fascinating film ,1
i happened to have seen this movie this morning on tcm very bad acting low budget and poor plot are the impressions i felt while watching the movie the only highlight of the movie was watching tender young rita moreno years old playing a teenage indian squaw in love with an older man in his s she reminded me of a earlier version of sue lyon as lolita only a more innocent lolita she bounces up and down like a s teeny bopper almost as if you would expect her to be chewing gum falling all over this old man willing to give him anything as he plays it off like she s a hindrance to him any man in his s that had a beautiful virgin teenage girl willing to do anything for him and be his bride would be insane not to take advantage of her it s too bad that the censorship board back when this movie was released didn t permit more of an expansion of a character such as rita moreno s the only reason why i gave this movie a instead of a is rita moreno s appearance in the movie ,0
i must admit i was against this movie from the outset but i tried my hardest to be impartial i really did but the very idea of remaking a sophisticated witty entertaining quirky british classic full of character has to be dubious from the outset br br people in my house were watching this so i swallowed my pride and told myself to be professional about films i have studied them at uni after all br br as expected for an american film of this sort the movie began with a chase which wasn t bad indeed many of the action sequences are credible and this alone lifts the mark br br yet the characterisation was abysmal the set pieces could very easily have been spliced from any american schlock blockbuster you might have had the misfortune to watch and it lacked all character br br seeming to take a skewed angle on the original film with a failed initial robbery the us version does the predictable thing and introduces an emotional factor with the death of donald sutherland s character this allows our us cousins plenty of opportunity for sycophantic dewy eyed vengeance seeking against the evil doers which it milks to predictable excesses this is never more so evident as in the scenes featuring charlize theron oh pretty oh so pretty look at her pretty wounded bambi eyes everyone which were thoroughly nauseating her entrance scene particularly was like something out of resident evil or tomb raider which were both a more entertaining and b had better beginnings because they couldn t mess up a game like they could with british cinema which was already chock full of spark people you genuinely feel something for and moments of inspiration but i digress the whole inclusion of a pretty girl for the sake of it just seems like the most ham fisted manoeuvre i ve seen in some time and exposes cynical hollywood blockbuster lust for what it is br br if you like any of these actors by the way and you agree with any of the above comments do not go to see this film if i had the opportunity of watching fight club or american history x after seeing ed norton in this i would have declined likewise jason statham with lock stock and i suppose the transporter is okay if you like that sort of thing br br sadly all the set pieces are designed in the most transparent possible way to get you thinking wow he s smart coo he s cool hey what a tough guy then there s the funny pc guy who has comic relief splattered across his forehead but whose humour content can be anticipated two minutes in advance to be honest if you ve seen one or two films like it you might easily confuse the two as clones from the jerry bruckheimer stable not that jerry is irredeemably awful by the way but he just uses the clichés to excess as everyone knows or should br br this is where i have to come clean i didn t manage to make it to the end so i couldn t even say whether the brilliant ending in the michael caine version made it but i m sorry it s just one of those extremely rare films that if i d seen it at a cinema i would have walked out and staged a small protest outside it s not just that it is another identical by the numbers ocean s or something ocean s eleven was fine but don t bother with the rest with all the glitz glamour fake sass and pantomime heroics of such a film but i couldn t recognise anything from the original at all br br so if you are expecting the italian job and not ocean s albeit badly written with a less established cast and characters some disingenuous elements and cardboard cut out script writing then do not watch i don t mind people liking a bit of mindless fun but this is a criminal hatchet job that does not deserve in any way to parade itself under the title of a classic seriously show some pride i felt thoroughly justified in my outraged and sickened reaction when i first heard that the film would be made avoid at all costs br br p s some of the action sequences aren t bad at all so add an extra to the mark if you like this sort of thing ,0
truly shows that hype is not everything shows by and by what a crappy actor abhishek is and is only getting movies because of his dad and his wife amitabh as always is solid ajay devgan as always is shitty and useless and the new guy is a joke the leading lady is such a waste of an actor such pathetic movie from such a revered director and from such a big industry with movies as such i have decreased the amount of bollywood movies i watch br br rgv has been making very crappy movies for a while now time to get different actors hrithek anyone bollywood needs madhuri and kajol back every other leading lady is a half naked wanna be pffffft ,0
this film is riveting but in much the same way a car crash is riveting it s hard to look away overall this film is nothing more than an incredibly irresponsible social experiment and a futile biased experiment at that the filmmakers are manipulative and seem to have no problems going for the lowest possible denominator the manner in which the money is presented to ted is pure exploitation the intervening steps that the filmmakers force ted to participate in meeting with so called experts were empty and devoid of any substantive attempt to connect with ted instead it s painfully obvious that they serve to cover the filmmaker s posteriors and to further exploit ted s situation the worst part is that the filmmakers stop following ted after months and seemingly are cut off entirely from the subject they had followed so closely months before if they had cared they would have found better experts to help ted if they truly wanted to see what ted would do then they should have let him spend the money without any intervention this film is at best a high brow jackass stunt and not a documentary it s sad to think how much could have actually changed a homeless person s life had it been put in the right hands ,0
a man named jerry comes into possession of an ancient aztec doll however this creepy little figure is possessed by an evil spirit which takes over jerry s body and pushes him to spill the blood i have seen two other horror movies the dorm that dripped blood and the kindred made by stephen carpenter and jeffrey obrow and i must say that the power doesn t disappoint either the plot is slow moving but there are some effective human goo effects and a little bit of gore the scene of a female tabloid reporter being attacked by arms that come ripping out of a mattress is a hoot i liked this low budget horror movie and you should too if you are into s horror genre out of ,1
yes it s over the top yes it s a bit clichéd and yes constance marie is a total babe and worthy of seeing again and again the jokes and gags might get old and repetitive after a while but the show s still fun to watch since it s a family show the humour is toned down and the writers have incorporated family values and ideals in between the gags br br george lopez is funny don t take him seriously and the show s a winner i m sure he didn t intend his character to be serious or a paragon of virtue his outbursts and shouts of glee are hilarious br br i do have to say that the one big dark bitter spot is benny i hate the character so much so that anytime she s on for more than seconds i mute the tv just so i don t have to hear her there is nothing funny about her dialogue or her jokes as a mother she has to be the worst out there and i am just shocked and surprised that george as the character would stand by such a deplorable person for so long br br even so anytime i get ticked off at seeing benny i think to myself seeing her is a lot better than having to watch the bill engvall show now there s a bad sitcom ,1
this is an extraordinary film that tricks you constantly it seems to be heading toward cliche at several points and then something astonishing will happen that genuinely startles it would give away too much to say much more but stick with this film and you will be richly rewarded william haines is absolutely delightful he is certainly a star that deserves to be re discovered the gay subtext in his relationship with jack pickford is amazing there is even a scene where haines rubs pickford s chest pickford has a cold both actors play this sub text subtlely and with great depth of emotion so that there are moments that are very moving and i never thought i could get so involved in a football match as i did in this movie and i don t even understand the rules also excellent is francis x bushman s son ralph as haines rival for the girl yes it s not completely a gay movie wonderful silent classic a great example of twenties commercial cinema with an edge ,1
i saw shiner on dvd while i was watching it i thought this is a really bad porn flick without the porn i also thought whoever wrote this has some real issues then i watched the director writer carlson explain his process as a special feature yeah it was real special br br the emphasis of the film is placed on two alcoholic losers who hit each other to get off they are marginally attractive there is frontal and full nudity these factors probably account for the film being seen at all br br the most upsetting element of the film is the gay bashing and the subsequent further gay bashing of the same victim who tries ineptly to exact revenge from his assailants the two drunken losers not only is the subject handled absurdly and badly from a technical point of view but the acting is horrendously bad br br then there s the boxer stalker theme this is really insane not just absurd this hunky boxer is somehow traumatized by the persistent attentions of a fleshy momma s boy who works at his gym s parking lot this is in la mind you the boxer is so traumatized that he turns up at the stalker s house strips in front of him and gets excited in the process br br well all i can say is why would a boxer who is at heart an exhibitionist be so traumatized by the attention of a stalker it simply makes no sense and i m afraid some psycho dynamics actually do make sense if you take the time to read about them however bad scripts seldom make sense at all br br the director writer seems to have thought that this film represents a considerable minority within the gay community well he may be correct i suppose we may never know since that minority would be so dysfunctional they would hardly be able to get organized enough to ever get to an obscure gay film festival or dvd store the only two places they could possibly find this turkey thank goodness for that ,0
i think that this film is one of the funniest films i have ever seen i think debbie reynolds is hilarious and the chemistry between her and glenn ford is perfect there is not a dull moment in the film and debbie looks beautiful as always br br the story is about a showgirl maggie debbie reynolds who meets a penniless soldier joe glenn ford she takes an instant dislike to him but after he accidentally tears her dress he returns it to her on the condition that she goes on one date with him they end up getting married the night they have their date after just one kiss joe and maggie move to spain and find they have nothing in common but physical attraction so maggie proposes that for one month they live but not as man and wife which means that joe is not allowed to kiss or sleep with maggie much to joe s frustration a hilarious plot and a wonderful film not to be missed ,1
the comment by eliz hits the proverbial nail on the head for this turkey of a program but it is a hoot to watch william shatner cavort and dance yes the marks on the word dance are necessary for what bill does this show would be a great skit on snl or mad tv and it does rate a few stars for one viewing or so to see shatner who seems to have taken camp to new heights whether in a role or as himself but the guy is funny br br the girls who are in the cubicle areas with the game data scrolls will be pretty much out of luck when this turkey is canceled unless there is a revival of the whiskey a go go genre with a resurrected demand for shapely young women to dance in elevated cages once more br br i watched the first contestant who was annoying and literally dumber than a post yet through sheer luck walked away with a quarter mil or so the second contestant somewhat more intelligent but who d be lucky to gain on jeopardy got zonked by the card which requires answering a special question which he didn t know and thereby left with zilch br br this plethora of game shows which dangle and sometimes award large sums to everyday individuals are admittedly a cheap effort overall to attempt to woo viewers even if the host is well compensated and they give away six figures in an average episode i suppose that the revenue versus costs can be favorable since you don t have a sitcom cast where several stars are getting six or seven figures per episode with some big residual deals as well br br but i suspect even the better ones will wear thin before long this one has already pretty much reached this point i think his offerings especially with james spader and the others on boston legal should give us a satisfying quantity of bill shatner s offerings br br again the above rating is simply appropriate to view bill hoot and prance perhaps one time that should be sufficient ,0
i love movies that take you into them a movie that actually leaves you feeling weak when its over and this kind of movie is rare br br damian is so talented and versatile in so many ways of writing and portraying different characters on screen this movie has a cutting edge to it a main stream cast for such a low budget why is it that a man with this much talent and charisma not to mention sex appeal in ways beyond most other actors can do this with so little money to work with these actors really believe in his script and raw talent as a director writer and actor i am so pleased to know such a modern day genius is out there letting is passion for art drive him and taking us as an audience with him damian i have heard of you through so many different circles and do not let the jealous people of this world get to you martin gets this fellini got it and you will always get it the fire and passion in you is what we love to watch on screen thankyou for being different and having the guts to write like you do you are a one of a kind director do not listen to the empty vessels ,1
trey s favourite from the first run of season and also one of my personal favourites manbearpig features the adventure of al gore before going on global warming and before the movie it was similar a adventure certainly al gore was also trying to aware the world about something that can change the earth something really dangerous this time about something that is half man half bear and half pig al gore had only one thing in mind to aware everyone of manbearpig and to kill it al gore here is more than hilarious everyone who sees him feel sorry for him and yes he can childish doing tantrums since nobody believes him but he is just a f demented bastard basically four kids are trapped in a cave because of al gore but certainly he don t have that in his mind there s not space for any other subject is just manbearpig what concerns al gore those four kids are cartman kenny kyle and stan basically stan felt sorry for al gore and the four boys were just playing in al gore s game never imaging that gore could almost kill them while he was trying to kill manbearpig hilarious scene they are just children damned manbearpig so at this part we have on one hand all the stuff with the rescue team who also feel sorry for al gore and on the other hand we have a little yet extremely hilarious cartman episode and there are not surprises of the attitude of cartman after he finds a treasure inside the cave certainly the whole stuff with this treasure is fantastic and is great because you will see a sick cartman in both senses he is really sick for the boys and really sick for us and in the end al gore does killed manbearpig this character is a fantastic one and i m cereal terrific fun in this episode a highly re watchable one out of ,1
ostensibly hans isolation and despair are caused by a stereotypically frigid bourgeois mother a nagging wife and a lover s rejection and despite the complex portrayal hans himself doesn t precisely make these claims the above must be a substantial part of fassbinder s thinking as well his use of freud and marx but the viewer may look no further than hans gender and sexism to locate the truer cause of his crushed spirit br br first it s highly unlikely that his mother s lack of love pushed him into signing up with the foreign legion it was far more likely and is in part indicated that it was a quest for adventure male camaraderie escape from the female world of mother and sister and male identity itself which both the legion and war offered br br second hans loses his successful job as a policeman because of his own sexism by falling for a prostitute s wiles at work he not only rubber stamps prostitution as an oppressive institution but shows that he cannot even control his sexuality in a professional arena and is even willing to jeopardize a desirable career br br third he commits serious verbal abuse against his wife in front of his sheep like male buddies making no distinction at all between her absence or when she shows up looking for him presence in fact he is more brutal in her presence br br a few hours later in a violent and drunken state he beats his wife in front of their daughter who intervenes on her mother s behalf the terror he instills in her and his daughter are palpable but both he and the audience move on with nary a whimper of conscience or protest why because his wife is cruelly characterized as both nagging and sexually promiscuous yes this this may be fassbinder s view of what capitalism does to women owned insecure and a commodity but this hardly absolves hans brutality nor fassbinder s exploitation of her in the battery scene br br and then there is this male role pressure which hans could choose to reject and protest but instead accepts he s too short for a male and too un heroic to achieve the worldly success the male role recommends but how can these be causes of despair when he not only gains his lost love as a mistress but marries a tall woman who is considerably more attractive than himself finally hans allows harry his war comrade to remain over his wife s convincing plea to the contrary on in their house by this decision he not only makes it clear that he is more tied to harry than to his wife but that male bonding supersedes his love of women and supersedes in the end his own life because it is harry s superior competence and spirit around the house that causes hans star to fall hans the merchant may be to a degree the victim of capitalism but more to the point he is the victim of his own allegiance to his own male identity his inability to let it go is the ultimate cause for his isolation and despair br br this is something that is lost i think not only on fassbinder but also on han s sister anna although only to a degree lost for anna s and fassbinder s support of her brother over her mother only goes so far she is quite insistent that only he can save himself that her support and love cannot it itself end his self loathing unfortunately she does not offer any of this same support and love for his wife who must be much more embittered than hans but who in the end is able to pick up the pieces and save herself and daughter and present a marked contrast to han s fall ,1
this movie had the potential to be really good considering some of the plot elements are borrowed from the sci fi actioner the hidden and dolph always lends some cheesy appeal to his roles but someone somewhere really dropped the ball on this one br br dolph plays a butt kicking monk who travels to new york to retrieve a key that unlocks a door beneath his monastery that has imprisoned the antichrist for years he must battle the minion who is a spirit that jumps from body to body much like the hidden and jason goes to hell the minion naturally wants the key so it can let the antichrist out along for the ride is an annoying female archaeologist and together she and dolph are chased by the minion possessed bodies br br if i m making this sound entertaining forget it the pacing is very awkward and sluggish the acting subpar at best and the fight scenes staged poorly dolph sleepwalks through his role and spouts some of the worst dialogue of his career br br the cheese factor really picks up at the end when the minion battles an army of machine gun wielding monks at the monastery but the rest of this flick is a snoozefest br br too bad i really wanted to like this ,0
i love this show and my year old daughter and i love watching it together it teaches good old fashioned values in a fun adventuresome and entertaining way albeit with a somewhat predictable story most of the time it s also really fun to make fun of you know rewind and insert your own dialog in place of the actors br br i have my dvr set to record all the episodes and i happened to catch the tail end of an episode just prior to the next one starting so i don t know what episode it was but there was an absolutely terrible sequencing mistake adam had handed sheriff coffee a small swatch of leather which was torn from some outlaw s coat as he tried to make his getaway i suppose br br well roy happened to have the coat so he laid it out on his desk and placed the swatch right where it had been torn from the swatch was exactly rectangular which i reckon would be nearly impossible to tear from a piece of leather post s naugahyde yes leather i don t think so well the swatch lined up perfectly and the mystery was solved br br not seconds later in the scene we see the coat again still lying on roy s desk but this time the swatch is more like the shape of north carolina and is now in a completely different place on the coat but still perfectly aligned with the hole in the coat and the seam which was smack dab in the middle of the swatch is now gone as is the seam in the coat my daughter enjoyed a good laugh as we played the short scene over and over and over again it s prime for youtube i tell ya br br we still totally love the show though and the sequencing errors make it lots of fun ,1
i thought the movie started out a bit slow and disjointed for the first hour however it became more absorbing fascinating and surprising in its last two hours so while it starts out like a cheap horror film it evolves into a beautiful and wonderful fantasy film br br bridget fonda stands out as the snow queen this was her best performance and it is sad that this apparently was her last performance as she has not acted in the last years she absolutely personifies both the beauty and coldness of winter br br my daughter age found the film a bit frightening so if you are showing it as family entertainment please stay with your child and reassure her or him that it is just a fairy tale fantasy and not to take it too seriously br br it is really one of the best fantasy films that i have seen in a long time slightly better than eragon or any of the lord of the rings it is about as good as the golden compass ,1
if this film was just outrageously poor would be fine the problem is many take it seriously to make it short a few points br br there is no story no focus no lead whatsoever and all the questions raised fail to find an answer overall the film is extremely repetitive and boring i have been in war torn african countries several times and found all the lingering on local misery and hopelessness very painful to watch but still having no sense br br questions raised are pure manipulation and the truth is that they are no questions but statements br br i am no doc filmmaker but what s the point in raising for example the question of weapon smuggling if the only element brought to the audience is a local reporter s statement the director doesn t even bother showing us at least a sequence where he would be waiting near the airport trying to spot heavily loaded trucks leaving the area right after a plane landed br br the story of the fish takes up less than mn and is only supported by a sequence where the director films a documentary shown during a local conference did this guy do any work at all br br abject poverty is shown all the time in endless sequences but where s the point one can go almost anywhere in africa with a hand cam and shoot the same images unfortunately where s the big news br br filming the prostitutes watching and crying over images of their assassinated friend and fellow prostitute is worth the worst emotional manipulations one can see these days on thrash and real tv br br the parallel drawn between the famine devastating the country with over two million starving and the exportation of fish is absolutely pointless dishonest and makes no sense but to manipulate viewers in typically anti globalization and anti western feelings br br there is an interesting debate in france after an academic published a very detailed comment on the film which brought number of journalists working in africa for decades to investigate a bit further about several details it turns out that br br the fish waste shown drying in the sun and collected by some local people is not at all meant to be eaten by human beings but is collected to be exported for reasonably good money for animal feeding purposes i think i am not the only one having had the impression that the director suggested the exact opposite br br arm smuggling is a reality but there again where s the big news but not the way this film explains the issue if the empty planes landing in mwanza do participate in smuggling they actually unload their shipment in a different location in africa then go to mwanza to pick up fish in order not to make the trip back empty meaning that they do actually land empty in mwanza br br people do eat fish locally contrary to what the film suggest around of what is taken out of the lake and thousands of people make their living with it good for them it s private business of that kind that will one day take african countries out of poverty and not western moaning and endless foreign assistance br br i cannot tell how shocked i am seeing the success of this film ,0
war is hell but this documentary of wwii is heaven br br not only is this series a breath taking almost exhaustive look at the second world war it s a poetic masterpiece told clearly and superbly by laurence olivier br br this documentary series defines the genre it s sweepingly long no doubt but you will enjoy all of them and want to come back for more and more i have the series on dvd and i probably watch the series three times a year br br truly this is an impeccable bit of film making other than olivier the best part of the series is listening to the veterans tell their stories whether it be about an actual battle or about finding a hog to butcher so they could have something delicious for supper br br i m going to go watch it right now again my th time ,1
if somebody wants to make a really really bad movie wizards of the lost kingdom really sets a yardstick by which to measure the depth of badness br br start with the pseudo chewbacca that follows around the main character some poor schmuck in a baggy white furry costume that looks as if it was stitched together from discarded pieces of carpeting work your way slowly painfully through more not so special effects that thoroughly deny the viewer from suspension of disbelief add a garden gnome just for the heck of it br br on second thought skip this movie entirely and find something else to do for an hour and a half ,0
what a disappointment piper perabo is adorable tyra banks is beautiful but pitiful as an actor and the talented and beautiful maria bello is wasted bello must have been embarrassed by some of the lines the plot script and premise is a joke br br i m not against silly movies i think that something about mary is a masterpiece but coyote ugly is a waste of minutes ,0
knowing how old a film is ought to prepare the viewer for a few things and with those things in mind perhaps the movie ll be more tolerable so it was when i watched revolt of the zombies the heavy reliance on tedious dialogue and corny movements should be expected as should the primitiveness or absence of special effects in those days a great deal is asked from the imagination of the onlooker maybe too much in this case and the plot isn t easy to follow some zombiefied southeast asian soldiers in wwi performed very admirably although skeptical as to why if true the explanation should stay out of the wrong hands so off goes a group to archaeologically investigate the key to long distance hypnosis is learned by a member of the expedition who uses it to among other purposes temporarily dispense with the beau of the gal for whom he has the hots to prove his love for her he gives up his hold on everybody which he shouldn t have done cause once they re all unzombiefied many want to kill him so that he ll never control them again below average even with precautionary forethought recommended for only the extremely patient ,0
the week before i saw iowa i saw art school confidential in which a pretentious student makes a film and can t decide whether he wants it to be art or violent exploitation iowa could be the film that he made i can see elements of much better movies in iowa spun and natural born killers however in addition to artiness both those movies had good character development and coherent story lines iowa this movie stumbles to a preposterous end i have to admit that it had consistency this movie is bad from beginning to end and not particularly worse or better in any part the actors all did what they could roseanna arquette deserves better she demonstrates that she is very talented very funny and very sexy but why does she have to demonstrate it in this turd ball ,0
the character acting is a little stiff as if it is the first time man of the actors have appeared on screen unfortunately one of the better actresses jean simmons played many bit roles on tv like in star trek tng and in the heat of the night dies quickly and thereafter her acting can be markedly missed br br the lead role is mr ballard as portrayed by cliff robertson cliff is forced to carry this movie with his body language for most of the time he doesn t do a poor job but it is a little overmuch to ask of an actor to plug the oceans of blank screen time during which the characters spend their time not talking and also not acting robertson s most memorable role may have been ben parker in the last spider man movies starring tobey maguire br br the plot is predictable a husband murders his rich wife for her money thereafter the wife seems to comeback and haunt the husband driving him insane until he leaps from a high window fearing the specter of his dead wife approaching him on the day he is predicted to die no less br br the second chauffeur mr ballard hires looks a lot like an english mark hamill uncanny really the only thing that stands out is the utter disregard for dialogue many minutes pass in quietness no one speaks and few act it is a shame the mstk guys never got hold of this movie it could have been much better if not just as predictable with more dialogue or shorter scenes of nothingness br br i kept expecting g mork s red eyes to appear from the shadows and proclaim that he works for the nothing that inhabits this film ,0
this film was sourced from my friends mum who worked in a charity shop she gave it to us along with a load of other unknown cassette tapes the film itself is a bit rubbish there are a few notable bits to laugh at like the bit when his girlfriend gets her head drilled into but in general the film is bland interstingly when i saw the trailer for the island i couldn t help noticing the similarities clonus may have been the inspiration for that film all in all don t bother watching this film as it is dull and boring we enjoyed it so much when we were that we named our band after it another sign this film is a bit crappy is the shots on the back of the video case don t actually appear in the film weird,0
six out of seven people who took the time to comment on this movie have very positive responses the one negative review happens to reside or did on the first page of the movie s location in the imdb br br i found what alice found to be one of the best movies almost no one s heard of that i have seen this year it s rating is misleading and may be more a function of the difficult subject matter than the quality of the movie who would think that a movie purportedly about truck stop prostitution would be worth seeing guess again br br for me alice was a positively gripping psychological thriller i was virtually on the edge of my seat the entire time it s a very credible story with a realistic script and is very well cast in a fairer world actress judith ivey would win awards for keeping you guessing whether she was good or evil br br ignore the rating and see this terrific movie and by the way i wish there was a soundtrack album ,1
i love tudor chirila and maybe that s why i enjoyed the movie so much two days before the movie premiere i went to see his concert i saw the trailer and the video zmeu before the movie and i thought i had it all figured i was wrong instead of a good movie i assisted a great one i felt the movie it was sad it was funny but most of all it pictured love i can t even begin to describe the soundtrack so i won t i m not a movie critic i can t describe it in more words my kinda vague description is all because the play left me speechless thank god for the keyboard thank you tudor giurgiu thank you maria popistasu thank you ioana barbu and thank you tudor chirila encore ,1
my husband and i enjoy the doodlebops as much as our month old baby does we have bought him dvd s and cd s just so we can watch and listen to them ourselves they are fun energetic and very entertaining they encourage children to be active share and care they always have a positive message along with fun entertainment every time our son hears the theme song he quickly turns his head toward the television and starts bouncing up and down in excitement dee dee is a wonderful singer she has a great voice moe is a great dancer i would recommend the doodlebops to anyone with children our favorite song is the bird song you just can not help but smile and want to dance when you hear it ,1
have you ever had a cool image in your mind that you thought it would be nice to be in a movie like seeing a detective peeking through the cracks of a broken fence of some abandoned house or seeing a woman walking down a street looking cold and intense and awfully alert yeah imagine stretching that image to a whole movie you pretty much got the idea of broken though there s no detectives in this movie i m just using it as a visual example but the intense looking woman is here and she filled pretty much of the screen time i got nothing to complain about that woman she s a perfect choice for this role br br i consider myself a very open minded individual who can find enjoyment out of all kinds of artistic expressions and i can truly enjoy some really moody stuff it would be really cool if i can frame one of the scene from this movie and hang it on the wall let s be honest here the acting is superb some of the expressions on the actors face are what keep me watching br br now onto the problem of this movie beyond the mood there s not much anything else here the director basically took an obsession of an idea and ran it far beyond what it was worth i don t consider it to be a spoiler if i say the obsession is mirror let s face it this singular idea is all over the bloody place and that s all the director got to work with granted there are a few twist and turn here and there if you paid any attention nothing is going to surprise you in the end obvious plot holes aside br br now i m not picking bones with this style of art since i enjoyed them most of the time i still believe that we should judge an art base on the medium it uses to express whatever the artists want to express movie is not a piece of music or a picture or a painting or even a poem and certainly not just a cool image in your mind it s all that plus a good story and character development i consider the lynch style of movie making cheating it is irresponsible and cheap and a waste of the medium we gave movies hours running film time for a good reason therefore we should judge it differently than judging a single frame of imagery such as a photograph or a painting br br this movie is not completely lynch style thank goodness it has a linear development and eventually came to a conclusion it does not have much story or character development it presented itself rather seriously with characters composed of common folks thus distance itself from other fantasy stuff at least from the surface it does not offer any explanation of the fantasy element nor did it ever attempt to build a coherent world around it the oddity came from nowhere and seems rather isolated and accidental maybe the coherency remains in director s head but from what i can see he did not put much effort into realizing it on the screen br br where did he put his effort in then it seems that he spent a lot of effort in building the mood and enhancing it with the music the music often built up tension which eventually turn into a tease only in the later part of the movie the scare and tension materialized br br in the end i felt like ok i know what you are trying to say here but is that the point you are trying to make by spending two hours building up all these tension it is rather irrelevant with who the characters are and what kind of life they have and we are given very little about who the characters are all we have is this circumstance that just took placed disappointing but i guess the director did not have much material to work with and it shows ,0
this movie isn t as bad as i heard it was enjoyable funny and i love that is revolves around the holiday season it totally has me in the mood to christmas shop and listen to holiday music when this movie comes out on dvd it will take the place of christmas vacation in my collection it will be a movie to watch every year after thanksgiving to get me in the mood for the best time of the year i heard that ben s character was a bit crazy but i think it just adds to the movie and why be so serious all the time take it for what is it a christmas comedy with a love twist i enjoyed it no it isn t titanic and it won t make your heart pound with anticipation but it will bring on a laugh or two so go laugh and have a good time ,1
the evil is about a big house where a bad spirit is foolishly unleashed to torture all inside what a washout of a movie there s not a single scary scene not one richard crenna overplays a nothing role there s some animated ghosts a disfigurement by power saw and a ghost rape after nothing special happens for almost the whole movie the evil gets personified into victor buono great where did the filmmakers get the idea that buono is scary he looks like he was on the bum for a guest starring paycheck to pay his liquor bill by then its too late to turn it off because the damn thing is over i felt like throwing the videocassette out the window please avoid this junk hopefully it will never see the light of dvd and will fade into obscurity ,0
what would you expect from a film titled surviving christmas and presented as festive fun something like ghandi or english patient there are lots of things i love about this film it s funny it is very well cast and it is superbly written i came to the film as a kaplan elfort fan but was dubious when i read the plot it sounded ridiculous but the film doesn t come across like that because affleck as drew latham plays his part perfectly one minute a child like adult the next a mature man who realises he has gained everything in life apart from what he really wants in fact we see latham grow up in this film when he encounters the problems of those he envies and realises that their lives are not so good he sees that his own lot is not so bad br br this film has fewer weak or dud scenes than many other comedies i have seen comedy is so much harder than any other type of drama it either works or it doesn t and very few comedy writers get it correct every time i particularly loved the drama scene where the family take to reading parts written by latham the pleasure is in the reaction of tom valco james gandolfini and the comments of brian valco josh zuckerman it is the dilemma of the greedy tom valco who has to bite his tongue wear silly hats or sing to the christmas tree in order to earn the prize money that keeps the film moving along well br br the addition of daughter alicia christina applegate into the story brings a delightful romantic angle and why not in a christmas film of course its corny and contrived he s rich and handsome she s beautiful and single and so inevitably her and afflect end up falling over together in the snow and finding themselves face to face great one thing i would have liked was more use of festive music to boost the atmosphere but i can t really complain i got what i wanted ,1
god zorro has been the the subject of about as many movies as tarzan and probably had about as many actors in the title role br br this serial is one of my own personal favourites and as previously stated it is one of the top sound serials oddly enough this is one production that came out in that water shed year of by the time of this production in zorro was really well known as a pulp literary and movie character the film opens up with a little foot note about the history of the mexico s struggle for freedom from rule by a european monarchy namely spain the story invites comparison with the american revolutionary war br br the story concentrates its attention to the mythical province of san mendelito and its council it is being addressed by benito juarez on their gold mine s relation to the new republic of mexico gold shipments must get thru to mexico city br br don francisco uncle to diego vega states that he has organized a group of patriots to act as a protective force for the gold convoys a thug from the don del oro mob stages an insult to himself and challenges don francisco to a duel with swords don frasncisco getting run through br br suddenly the dark clad masked swordsman appears to sword fight and after carving the trademark z on the face of the bad guy he dispatches him to the hereafter don francisco declares with his dying breath to his ward ramon william corson that zorro is his nephew from the city of los angeles he also attempts to tell of the true identity of don del oro but expires before completing statement br br there is a big reception for diego at don francisco s hacienda where diego disappoints ramon sister also ward of don francisco with his timid act a fop she declares br br later diego and ramon slip away to join up with a meeting of the volunteers when they ask who will lead us with don francisco now dead ramon declares zorro we are zorro s fighting legion well there is a big battle with the legion now all clad on gray with masks and capes protecting the gold train then zorro seems trapped at a man made avalanche intended for the convoy when well you know cliffhanger end of chapter one br br wow that was a lot of writing for one chapter but like most other serials the opening one is longer and has a lot of ground to be laid to set up the story line let s just let it suffice to say that there are more good well made action filled chapters following br br zorro s fighting legion has all of the elements that made for top cliffhanger action we have an unknown evil leader who is fomenting trouble between different groups there is a number of suspects as to who was really behind of the mask of don del oro we had soldiers renegade whites hostile indians and the legion br br in short it s safe to say that there is everything one could want and then some in this serial and incidentally they wisely choose to not have the actors affect any mexican accents br br as to just what is there here that makes zfl stand out from the rest what makes it different or unique well br br first of all it has a much more elaborate and exciting musical score playing and underlining the drama and action on the screen the opening theme even appears in a flamenco guitar rendition at the cantina in chapter one this is probably the only time that such a highly specialized innovation appears in serial sound track br br and yet there is one more feature that really sets the fighting legion saga out in front from all others that is the film not only has a heroic musical theme but it also sports lyrics yes the legionairres sing we hear them singing in the opening credits and in several chapters it really works well and adds to the feelings we get from the viewing br br when the serial was first shown on our local television circa all of the gang immediately recognized the voice of reed hadley as belonging to captain braddock from racket squad the tv series mr hadley had a very distinctive deep voice he also handled the role very well his costume and especially the elongated mask looked very good and was probably very functional br br there is a small slip up a sort of minor anachronism occurs by having benito juarez carleton young addressing the san mendelito council as juarez was about years old at this time and though he was later perhaps the greatest single figure in mexico s history he surely hadn t achieved such prominence yet his inclusion in story probably was to cash in on the release of warner brothers juarez that year which starred paul muni in the title role br br this is not only my pick as a top sound serial but also my favourite zorro film br br we are reminded of the great crop of top flight movies that year what with gone with the wind mr smith goes to washington the citadel juarez the wizard of oz of mice and men one million b c zenobia we want our mummy all counted among the output that year br br once again juarez did not ascend to any national importance until around about years later also the political sub divisions are referred to as provinces in the story in actuality they are called states just as we are called the united states of america so too south of the border they call their repubhlic the united states of mexico br br reed hadley was prominent in some very a pictures in which his richly toned voice is exploited to good effect watch listen for his narration in the house on nd street and guadalcanal diary ,1
this is a very entertaining movie a few of the reviews that i have read on this forum have been written by people who apparently think that the film was an effort at serious drama it was not made that way it is an extremely enjoyable film performed in a tongue in cheek manner all of the actors are obviously having fun while entertaining us the fight sequences are lively brisk and above all not gratuitous the so called green death utilized on a couple of occasions is not as i read in one review gruesome a couple of reviewers were very critical of the martial arts fight between doc and seas near the end of the film hey lighten up again i remind one and all that this is a fun film each phase of this fight was captioned which added to the fun aspect the actors were not trying to emulate bruce lee or jackie chan this is not one of those martial arts films ron ely looks great in this film and is the perfect choice to play doc another nice touch is the unique manner in which the ultimate fate of the bad guy seas is dealt with i promise you that if you don t try to take this film very seriously and simply watch it for the entertainment value you will spend minutes in a most enjoyable manner ,1
steven seagal how could you be a part of such an awful film i rented this movie because your movies usually have been pretty clean i have lost a lot of respect for you being in an awful movie such as this one very very poor taste i am embarrassed that i even rented this movie steven if you keep acting in movies like this one i believe that your career is over my husband and i have enjoyed watching many of your movies because you always can get the bad guy with a few hand maneuvers and make it clean and also the language is pretty clean in your movies but this one is something else i will think twice before i rent another movie of yours ,0
while it s generally acknowledged one of the first martial arts movies to play here in the west it s real impact comes in retrospect lo lieh is very low key throughout and many of the fight scenes while often hailed as innovative which they were at the time of the movie s initial release are a tad tame compared to what came after particularly after bruce lee who became the instant standard by which all others will forevermore be judged that s not to say that five fingers of death king boxer is anything less than a classic in its own right because it is like many of the leading characters in many martial arts movies the character lieh plays lays low through most of the movie for a reason but when he cuts loose he effectively cleans house you can t ask for more than that ,1
ignoring rocky this is easily hulk hogan s best film and it still rates as one of the worst films ever hulk hogan essentially plays hulk hogan bringing his wrestling buddies in for a film with all the cliches to go along with it the crooked promoter the unstoppable monster the injured kid the sexy woman and dookie ,0
this film was produced by producers releasing corp prc among the so called poverty row film studios of the s and s so you can imagine how little money was spent making it br br the music is forgettable cast member gerra young does exhibit an operatic quality voice but is sort of a discount deanna durbin the imdb database doesn t show any other film appearances for her so let s hope she was able to move on to some kind of position in grand opera br br the opening credits for the print recently broadcast by turner classic movies indicates this film has been preserved by the national film museum this immediately begs the question—why br br are their resources so plentiful that they can afford to preserve junk some low budget or b musicals of that era have redeeming features which make them worthwhile this film has none br br in my opinion skip this movie it really wastes an hour of your time ,0
this film is so bad it s hilarious i watched hell ride half thinking it was a comedy although i couldn t quite work out if they were actually taking the p ss or if this really was a serious attempt at making something decent i notice it isn t listed here as a comedy so they must be serious it s basically seems to be about a gang of pensioners who ride round on motorcycles shooting at each other and exchanging the most hilariously bad dialogue you can imagine one scene inexplicably has two characters smashing bottles over each others heads then showing each other get out of jail free cards that they ve made also check out vinnie jones accent where the hell is he meant to be from oh and there s a load of naked girls in it too who for some unfathomable reason seem to want nothing more than to have none stop sex with these leathery skinned b stards the guy who wrote and directed it a pee wee herman lookalike with a greeshan d beard and an orange sunbed tan has for some reason cast himself in the lead role maybe this is part of the joke i don t know actually the more i think about it the more i m sure this film is a p ss take it s produced by quentin tarantino and it s possible he s released this in humour as a bit of a laugh it is a total rip off of tarantino s style but just done really really badly it is very amusing though and i guess either way it could go down as a cult classic either from being an amusing parody of the tarantino rodriguez style or something that is very very unintentionally funny has to be seen to be believed ,0
artemisia gentileschi the daughter of orazio gentileschi showed an early promise as a painter taught by her father artemisia was born in an era that denied talented women the right to have their work seen side by side art created by men her tragic life is chronicled in this biographic film directed and co written by agnes merlik br br having read the novel the passion of artemisia by susan vreeland made us investigate more into the life of this woman her work and her legacy we also read mary garrard s artemisia gentileschi which should be a must read book by all art lovers br br artemisia presents the fictionalized facts we have read about showing the early life of the young woman as she starts to paint she was clearly influenced by the work of her father by caravaggio agostino tassi and other florentine painters of that period her relationship and love affair with tassi is the basis of the film artemisia unfortunately couldn t go as far as she could have because of the prejudice against women in the arts it didn t help either she caused a scandal where she is accused of being raped by tassi she had to go to rome in order to distance herself from that unhappy time of her life br br valentina cervi makes a beautiful artemisia she is a gorgeous creature who awakened passion in men michel serrault plays orazio her father miki maojlovic is seen as tassi the man who wanted artemisia but ended up in jail emmanuelle devos appears for a moment br br the film has a glossy finish that the camera work of benoit delhomme captures in all its splendor the scenic locales of the film offer an idea of what inspired that school of painting to show in their canvases the music by krishna levy serves well what we see agnes merlik directed with sure hand showing a visual style of her own ,1
yes that s true that movie is a horrible piece of you know what almost all fans of sapkowski s books in poland think the same the truth is that polish cinematography can not afford producing fantasy films it s a shame when you compare wiedzmin and conan the barbarian for example i hope no one outside poland will ever see this nightmare ,0
i was not really a big fan of star trek until past years thanks to the advent of netflix and post video technology distribution i am able to embark into the past of all the great star trek episodes for those that don t really watch every single episode and know them by heart through tng ds voyager etc general popular consensus will say i like the next generation the best that s because captain picard and his crew were fresh when they first appeared after decades of star trek starvation but to be quiet honest i appreciate the creativity of voyager s episodes more than tng voyager s episodes also progresses through time unlike tng granted data from tng is great but it eventually gets old but voyager s doctor now that s creativity instead of making artificial intelligence awkward and jerky give him the freedom to express beyond anything you imagined not only is picardo such a great actor but the premise setting for his expansive self growth as a doctor self realization now that is science fiction at its best endgame portray him as a husband married to an organic inventing neuro implant transceiver for human machine interface and even in the episode before endgame to disobey captain s order and make human mistakes unlike ds which are blessed with beautiful women right from st episode voyager has to survive seasons without jeri ryan and i believe it is picardo that carried them with his personality of course the rest of the voyager s cast chemistry just flows effortless harry kim and tom paris very natural i love tuvoc occasional humor despite being a vulcan finally i m so glad they got rid of that original female captain oh if you get to watch the rare footage thank god for kate she has developed through the years into an extremely confident believable and respectable female captain what a great job thank you star trek for making voyager i enjoy every episode the creative exploration of possibilities of morals and of our cosmic expanse ,1
la coda dello scorpione a k a case of the scorpion s tail was director sergio martino s follow up to the wonderful giallo strano vizio della signora wardh this is the quintessential giallo featuring all the aspects fans of the genre have come to know and love twisty plot beautiful girls black gloves sharp blades and a bit of gore all come together to make one heck of a piece of italian exploitation br br a group of gialli favorites both in front of and behind the camera work to make this one of the best non argento gialli around there s the aforementioned martino adding his touches as director giallo great ernesto gastaldi as the writer bruno nicolai creating the music and a host of giallo stars and starlets such as george hilton character actor luigi pistilli and the fetching anita strindberg br br with all this talent behind it does scorpione deliver you bet the film works on many different levels it s a thrilling murder mystery a tense and violent horror film and a suspenseful thriller all in all one of the best gialli around br br martino definitely knows what fans want when it comes to gialli at some points in the film he almost seems to be channeling argento in his approach for example there is a direct rip off of the scene in bird with the crystal plumage where the killer tries to break through the door that actually outdoes argento s flick br br are there any problems with the flick hmmm only minor ones first any scenes that aren t following the murders or the budding romance between the two leads begin to bore but just before you fall asleep the killer will pop out of nowhere and you ll be right back in the swing of things br br also towards the end the twists get a little too bizarre i mean what purpose did the scorpion pins really serve if you don t play close attention to the dialogue you could easily become lost with the twisting weaving storyline br br but these minor quibbles aside la coda dello scorpione is a tense suspenseful classy and all around entertaining film for giallo fans seek it out ,1
the best movie about friendship especially between an aids infected person and a normal person this is a great movie for everyone to see even though there is strong language used i have seen it times ,1
anyone who has watched comedy central around midnight in the past few years has probably seen ads for this movie i first saw ads for this movie back in it looked like it could be funny but i wasn t about to call up the number on the television screen and order it without seeing the movie first i figured i would wait until the movie was available to rent at blockbuster br br about a year and a half later i was at tower records and in the dvds for less than pile there was a copy of this movie seeing that the dvd was only i decided to buy it i got home put the disc in the dvd player and waited for the laughs to start and i waited some more the laughs never came br br i d have to agree with almost every other comment on this page when i say that this movie was horrible sick desperately tasteless and poorly written and directed the underground comedy movie is an atrocious piece of garbage and is in my opinion the worst movie of all time no stars ,0
hollywood has churned out yet another garbage that s wildly overhyped and underwhelming on a first time viewing basis hannibal is bad terrible inept lame droll idiotic contrived laughable and utterly atrocious no pun intended minor spoilers follow br br this movie has huge logic holes more than any bruckheimer bay movie or for that matter any movie that exemplify the indulgence of hollywood exaggeration it s a slick hollywood production designed to cash in on hannibal lector mania directed by so somber he takes this way too seriously hack director ridley scott and produced by a hack italian producer with an inflated ego whose credo is doesn t matter whether film is s t money is good br br i can t get over the fact that acclaimed screenwriters david mamet and steven zaillian wrote this tripe adapted from a lame and pretentious book by a good novelist turned hack author thomas harris david and steven well known and immensely talented screenwriters wasted their effort on a poor screenplay in exchange for fat paychecks another factor in the disappointment of this film br br there are too many ludicrous scenes to list that are laughable in clunky execution and poor logic e g starling pazzi cell phone in the midst of lecter pursuit that turns up inspector pazzi as the victim not to mention laughably bad dialogues delivered by tony hopkins with a smirk and julianne moore ray liotta and others who cannot act with the straight face hopkins gives the true meaning of scenery chewing along with hammy acting by gary oldman as a deformed psychopath bent on exacting revenge against lecter br br the gore effect is good but only serves to repulse rather than provide suspense which is notably absent from hannibal the predecessor silence of the lambs is more believable with tension and suspense suspense is what made silence of the lamb work as a spectacular mix of psychological horror and thriller not to mention superbly written and tensely directed the brain dinner sequence is so laughably fake it borders on self parody br br the ending is kinda blatant and idiotic are we supposed to believe that lecter is still a menace to society with the last shot establishing his glittering eye glaring at you ooh scary br br ,0
ulises is a literature teacher that arrives to a coastal town there he will fell in love to martina the most beautiful girl in town they will start a torrid romance which will end in the tragic death of ulises at the sea some years later martina has married to sierra the richest man in town and lives a quiet happy live surrounded by money one day the apparition of ulises will make her passion to rise up and act without thinking the consequences the plot is quite absurd and none of the actors plays a decent part in addition three quarters of the film are sexual acts which still being well filmed are quite tiring as we want to see more development of the story it is just a bad bigas luna s film with lots of sex no argument and stupid characters everywhere ,0
peter o toole is a treat to watch in roles where the lines he speaks are good and offer a chance for him to swagger in drunken stupor the lovely susannah york provides a good foil for o toole s dramatic presence br br the film alludes to incest without a single explicit scene but it is able to entertain the viewer in its raucous social commentary though this is not major film by any reckoning it will be remembered for its entertaining performances br br even york signing the papers at the end is a treat to watch exuding tragedy silently the possible weakness here is thompson s laid back direction but the film floats because of the actors and the script br br i saw the film twice over a period of years on both occasions with the name brotherly love country dance is a rather farcical and inappropriate title for this movie wherever it was released as such ,1
another son of sam is definitely not an oscar winner technically it s horrible the acting is not too good either but there is something about it that makes you want to watch more sort of like a car wreck the ridiculous close ups of the killers eyes are more funny than anything if you are looking for a scare this ain t the flick for you it s very obscure and nearly impossible to find i m sure there s a reason for that for a while it was titled hostage it don t matter what you call it it s still a poor choice for entertainment it might be good for a mst party or something can you believe they would use such a title as another son of sam if that don t have exploitation written all over it i ll eat my hat i remember when this was shot in belmont nc a lot of local personalities were used as talent ,0
with anatomy the german film producers have tried to make something totally new usually there just drama or comedy movies in the horror genre is or was totally new at that time br br the story s also new and shocking franka potente plays her role brilliant and i bet you won t find out who s the murderer it s possible but difficult a really great movie with a lot of talented actors ,1
i saw this movie and at times i was unnerved believing this movie saw me munchie sullies the farce for years to come re watch star wars don t watch munchie br br as a responsible parent i m speaking to those who are parents now i you would not let my your child ever partake of this video festival of the pseudo occult to insinuate munchie is satanic to a co viewer is likely to illicit a chilled duh he is fiendish alien rodential and wholly malevolent like the bogey man made flesh invisible to adults tempting children with lifestyles they could never afford without the income made possible by years of self denial and prudent stewardship he is a peddler of easy answers and false ideals he is everything the morally conscious viewer is not he is the devil s own ron popeil br br i pray i mean this literally and figuratively with an emphasis on the former that this movie has not made the format jump to dvd it is my hope that this type of yellow film making died an un mourned death in the cold nights of br br munchie also loves pizza i forgot to mention that it comes up a lot ,0
this film was a new direction for natalie portman a much more adult role though she comes to it from the traces of a child in the movie itself ann portman and susan sarandon who plays her newly divorced mother adele travel from a small town in the middle of nowhere to beverly hills there these tortured souls try to come to terms with their new life and their new relationship as portman s character grows up unknowingly at first to adele she grows up and becomes a better mother for it br br ann sees her mother telling her she wants to be an actress or so she thinks adele uses that crutch every time there are problems in their lives we see their struggle as mother and daughter come to terms between themselves and with being alone having left their old lives behind br br the acting is top notch from both of them they seemingly become mother and daughter before your eyes you can almost feel there is a bond there beyond the actual movie br br though this movie really doesn t take us to any new ground in these types of films the fact that the acting is well done and the story isn t too flawed let s me recommend it br br i will say however it will probably go away soon i don t believe it can have the staying power needed for a huge christmas season of movies starting in a week or so see it now before this happens if you like either of these actresses ,1
the bermuda triangle we are told in this waste of celluloid is the portal to another time and dimension and can be crossed using cheap special effects by bad actors spouting inane dialogue br br i simply was unable to decide who the makers of this excresence thought would be its target audience as it seems impossible anybody could derive even a modicum of pleasure from the outcome avoid its not even bad enough to be good ,0
i saw this film earlier today and i was amazed at how accurate the dialog is for the main characters it didn t feel like a film it felt more like a documentary the part i liked best the leading ladies in this film seemed as real to me as any fifteen year old girls i know br br all in all a very enjoyable film for those who enjoy independent films ,1
after all these years of peter o tool s brilliant costly giving of his soul film after film at last hollywood tosses him an oscar recently br br country dance showed up one night late and of course blew me out of my complainant niche in my alleged life how does he do it br br york again also is brilliant in this kind of play both psychological battleships loaded for bear br br bravo to author director cast and camera crew no wonder the nazi s lost to these irish scot english blends brutal honesty hurts back in the s when i personally believed honesty was pure and absolutely vital to trust i have modified my edgy extremes and will settle for more human warm flaws within myself and others br br forgiveness allows humanity to have a reverse gear and allows us to fix our own bull headed egos and erotic mistakes ,1
there were so many reasons why this movie could have been great i ll give you three br br sienna guillory she is extremely hot in this movie and was the reason i chose to watch it in the first place br br tim curry amazing bad guy and i always get excited seeing him in movies even home alone br br jason donovan for all you aussies and poms out there this is a rare treat former neighbours star s heart throb dressed in drag selling drugs br br however none of these things nor the fact that the movie is about the drug rave culture managed to make this movie even remotely interesting the script was dull the performances ordinary and despite the scenes with j d and any scene with sienna i found everything about this movie pretty passe br br out of ,0
i am normally not compelled to write a review for a film but the only commentary for this film thus far on is rather unfair so i feel it necessary to share my point of view br br krisana or as it was titled at the theater i saw it fallen follows matiss a lonely latvian archivist as he tries to learn about a woman whom he didn t try to stop from jumping off a bridge as well as her reasons for doing so that s the plot in a nutshell but this film is not concerned with story as much it is in depicting the guilt of a man who failed to act as a detective who investigates the incident tells him we usually don t bother to care about the anonymous faces we pass every day until after they die br br comparisons to michaelango antonioni and his blowup will most likely abound in any review you read about krisana the influence of antonioni s philosophical and austere style and the story of blowup are clear and in fact writer director fred kelemen makes an obvious reference to that film in scenes in which matiss attempts to come to know the woman who jumped off the bridge or at least who he thinks did br br the only other person to share his or her views on the film detracts the college film class look and sound of the film he or she neglects to consider the budgetary constraints that an existentialist latvian film most likely faces but the atmospheric black and white cinematography and ambient sound succeeds at an artistic level to depict the solitude of matiss the background sound of wind and street noises lend an ominous aura and reminds one of a fellini film whether or not that was kelemen s intention the filmmakers undoubtedly had little money but this constraint is used to the film s advantage br br krisana succeeds as a character study with enough humor thrown in to keep it from being too self serious it could have easily fell into the trappings of a mystery story but it avoids that and becomes an intelligent film about loneliness and guilt if you are more concerned with plot this film and its ending may frustrate you otherwise take the time to be engaged by it it is well worth seeking out ,1
after minutes mostly fast forwarding deleted it off my recorder the first critters movie was self consciously fun the conversation between the critters just before granny blows them away off the porch for example this film just limps along waiting for someone to shoot it and put it out of your misery br br i can t imagine anyone who worked on this turkey being proud of it br br one was fun four just was awful don t bother even if the alternative is watching reruns of a tbs club fund raiser you ll at least get some good laughs there and the alien makeup is more believable grin ,0
this is without question one of the worst movies i have ever seen however it is also one of the most unintentionally hilarious i like to compare it to plan in that it can be so bad so awful so dumb and such a waste of time that i find myself laughing out loud br br one of my biggest problems with it is that it s a complete ripoff of robin hood and let be honest and say that i love robin hood with errol flynn and robin hood men in tights but let s face it from the forbidden love between peck who is definitely slumming it although in all fairness this was still a good few years before the masterpiece to kill a mockingbird and the female character who is so forgettable apparently that i have forgotten her name to the final scene where the good guys dress up as monks to fool the bad guys screams robin hood all over it br br however i don t think the film isn t worth seeing on the contrary i think that this is one of the funniest movies i ve seen in years even if it was unintentional ,0
i happened to spot this flick on the shelf under new releases and found the idea of a hip hop zombie flick far too interesting to pass up that s how it was billed on the box anyhow and i thought to myself what a great idea plus there s a welcome to oakland sign on the cover too how could i resist unfortunately the hip hop part only lasted for as long as the opening theme neither hip hop music nor hip hop culture had much of a role in the movie having lived in oakland myself i know that there are many aspiring hip hop artists there so the low budget of this flick was no excuse not to have a fitting soundtrack any number of struggling artists would have jumped on the opportunity to contribute to this flick why the quiroz brothers didn t take advantage of this is beyond me br br once the film got rolling it was a completely typical zombie movie with a cast that just so happened to be completely black and latino you might think that this would put an unusual slant on the movie but it didn t somehow the quiroz brothers vision of urban culture boils down to drive by shootings and dropping an f bomb in every line in the movie the rapid fire use of the word fuck is probably this movie s most distinguishing characteristics there were single lines that contained the word three or four times and no line didn t contain it at least once i m not at all squeamish about swearing in a movie but the feeling here was that it was the result of a lack of ideas on the part of the writers also the quiroz brothers and the script was generally very poor br br the film was generally a disappointment it would have been interesting to see a genuinely urban culture zombie flick but hood of the living dead doesn t deliver on that count the characters in the movie could just as easily have been white or eskimo or anything else there was no distinct flavor to the movie it s just another run of the mill low budget flick with bad acting lousy writing amateurish direction bland cinematography a cheap soundtrack and nothing at all to recommend it ,0
i supposed scarecrow gone wild is a dull slasher flick yes it have some good point but it s a rehash from another flick the acts is so awful nor the plot br br the story goes from a legend about a living scarecrow on the cornfield when an initiation become a prank and cause the life a boy in jeopardy the scarecrow comes alive and start a killing frenzy sound familiar right it s derived from scream friday theth jeepeer creepers children of the corn you name it br br scarecrow gone wild is so below average film barely have a scary moment even the final scene is laughable sadly we still could enjoy it as our time killer but i prefer you to watch something else instead unless you re a big fan bad and cheesy movies off course br br ,0
my father dr gordon warner ret major us marine corps was in guadalcanal and lost his leg to the japanese and also received the navy cross i was pleasantly surprised to learn that my father was the technical adviser of this film and i am hoping that he had an impact on the film in making it resemble how it really was back then as i read in various comments written by the viewers of this film that it seemed like real life my father is a fanatic of facts and figures and always wanted things to be seen as they were so i would like to believe he had something to do with that br br he currently lives in okinawa japan married to my mother for over years ironically she s japanese and a few years ago was awarded one of the highest commendations from the emperor of japan for his contribution and activities of bringing back kendo and iaido to japan since mcarthur banned them after wwii br br my father was once a marine but i know that once you are a marine you re always a marine and that is exactly what he is and i love and respect him very much br br i would love to be able to watch this film if anyone will have a copy of it and i d love to give it to my father for his th birthday this year ,1
a bunch of medical student yuppies get together in their spare time to hook each other to the electrical cables and die then they stand around counting the time before brain death and then start cpr and heart massage and bring each other back to life the fact that julia roberts was in this movie should say it all flatliners is like group ghost everyone wants to see their dead relatives and visit their old dead buddies so what better way to do it than have a bunch of medical students kill you for five minutes and then bring you back to life the rest of the movie has the predictable relationship issues plus the predictable gee maybe if we keep killing each other one of these days one of us will stay dead d oh this movie should have been called brain dead the fact that the characters were depicted as being medical students made me wonder if they had gone to a foreign correspondence school to get their degrees the only thing that kept this film from being a total laugh was that they did not just stick their fingers into electrical outlets in order to die this film would have been a great three stooges comedy movie ,0
i m serious as well i mean don t get me wrong if you haven t got a bent for this type of z grade creaky creature feature why would you be watching is my first thought then it s a rating of about to out of tops but to me it s a special kind of nonsense that takes me back to a nice time in my childhood you know the kind the memories that never leave you eagerly taking it all in with youthful wonderment as doug mcclure and peter cushing tunnel beneath the mantle to do battle with a host of creatures and sub human species and guys now we are all grown up we can admire most seriously at the wonder of caroline munro and her heaving cleavage no wonder my older brother was keen to take me to the cinema to see this one br br yes the effects are bad men in suits strings pinging parrot monsters around and exploding rubber frog like thingies amuse us greatly and yes cushing and a surprisingly pudgy mcclure act as if they have truly been mesmerised by the evil meyhas at the core of our film but it matters not zany and clunky and awash in glorious colour at the earth s core is a throwback to a special pre ilm time when kids like me queued around the block to see such joyous nonsense ,1
all ambiguity about michael myers has withered away thanks to this series chronic habit of arseholing about with its continuity and pulling relatives out of nowhere this entry introduces the potty angle that he s not just a psycho killer but is actually controlled by runes which appear as a star constellation every halloween and a cult is using him to erm well this film is far from coherent and i lost track of the plot after a while the movie hemorrhages credibility so profusely it doesn t have a drop left by the end why does michael put one victim s clothes in a washing machine why does an otherwise empty corridor have a deadly spike sticking out of the wall does getting electrocuted really make your head explode and so on it s left to donald pleasence in his penultimate film role to produce some wonderful little moments from the pile of dreadful dialogue he s given ,0
when i first viewed this movie i didn t know the title of it i realized it had chevy chase in it with the same name he had in caddyshack so i had an idea this was caddyshack at the end of the movie when i did find out it was caddyshack i was disappointed they could have done better dan akroyd i thought was bad the whole story was bad call this movie by another title but don t call it caddyshack you give that great movie a bad name jackie mason s daughter when i first saw her looked like his wife how old is this girl geez how about making this movie a little believable i thought chevy chase was good ,0
it s just that chucky was good chucky was better chucky sucked now the th in the series which is in my opinion the best out of the series jennifer tilly was just great in this movie for dolls they were better than a few actors that come to mind freddie prince jr for one and funnier than many comedies i ve seen in the past br br the plot wasn t great but i really didn t care about it just to see chucky and tiffany bicker and fight each other and the ending leaves it wide open for a th sequel which i hear is in the works idle hands premiers next week and looks to be another horror comedy but i doubt it ll top this one ,1
whatever committee of pc enforcers is responsible for this movie has achieved something that i never thought possible to take some truly gifted actors davis hardin and taylor and make you want to insure you never encounter them in an enclosed space ever the sentiments that underlie the screenplay are so jejeune and idiotic that it is impossible to understand or imagine what audience would find this picture appealing much less funny architecture students perhaps br br only one scene is visually clever marcia gay hardin sashaying all wriggles and rhythm into a bar manages to exude more style and energy in ten seconds than the whole of the rest of the film added up and multiplied to the tenth power as for the other members of the cast they probably won t want to put this one on their resumes ,0
sorry i couldn t disagree more with the last comments frankly i thought this was worse than carry on columbus enough said last film for the usually brilliant charles hartrey who looked out of place as the humour had move on to the highly witty level of on the buses films of which were being made at the same time were frankly funnier barbara windsor was embarrassing a character like one of your mums flirty friends who still thinks she s eighteen on holiday with some non entity of a scotsman rab c nesbit he ain t the series miraculously trundled on with duffers like carry on behind and carry on england carry on dick wasn t bad but really with this film the end of the series was nigh a pity because up to this film i cant think of bad film before this ,0
this movie is poorly conceived poorly acted and poorly written br br jon heder is terribly annoying and cannot escape the same napolean dynamite routine self obsessed and ignorant br br furthermore diane keaton plays the same manish overly obsessed mother who cares too much and yet not nearly enough about the lives of her children see because i said so br br anna faris though i generally like her plays a vapid idiot in this film as well br br jeff daniels is passable but nothing special br br please skip this film if you want to keep your soul ,0
the inspiration for this film was the fact that american gangsters are well dresses but the aussies well when you might kill a guy as soon as look at the blighter then you can dress as badly as you want and people won t criticize you br br jimmy is fighter an illegal boxer sometimes bouncer and is offered work by pando the local gangster boss in the cross that is australia s notorious kings cross district not the cross of london fame as many a british backpacker finds out the hard way br br due to feelings of love he stuffs up a job loses a lot of money and has to get it to pando before pando and his heavies can kill him br br lots of dark humour interesting action revelations about the australia s underside and human nature it is very centred in the australian nature and explores the nature of australian criminals versus the american and british ones br br one problem is that each of the elements of the story don t have enough substance and depth but it is a painting with broad strokes that covers a lot of area not covered previously so as an overall package it is worthwhile br br team it up with chopper and dirty deeds for your aussie crime fest or lock stock and two smoking barrels and miller s crossing for an international falling short of the criminal gangs fest br br by the way bryan brown is a great actor who has just done a huge number of really bad movies here is one of his great movies ,1
this excellent musical movie in beautiful technicolor is so wonderful it s enough to make every person of irish descent feel proud full of the joy and celebration of all things irish a fine cast with brilliant settings and superb theatrical trappings lovely irish music and the superlative irish tenor voice of star dennis morgan tis the luck o the irish to have such a marvelous movie to enjoy over and over again not just just for st patty s day mind you but for all year round br br one of the jewels produced by jack l warner during his heyday as studio boss in burbank in the s br br shame on warner brothers for not having this fine picture available on home video and dvd ,1
i think this movie had really bad production value the lack of acting makes me think they should mark it as an early docudrama it may have had no money available for its making i feel bad that it was a ruff ride into the major league for jackie robinson br br i believe he was much better than many of the white players of his day he had to be really great to break the color barrier of the time no getting around that this was a really bad movie br br wish there was more info about its makers they may have been limited by the quality of actors that were willing to take on the project maybe no money to get good people ,0
i find it very intriguing that lee radziwill jackie kennedy s sister and the cousin of these women would encourage the maysles to make big edie and little edie the subject of a film they certainly could be considered the skeletons in the family closet the extra features on the dvd include several contemporary fashion designers crediting some of their ideas to these oddball women i d say that anyone interested in fashion would find the discussion by these designers fascinating i e are they nuts or am i missing something this movie is hard to come by netflix does not have it facets does though ,1
kate beckinsale is excellent as the manipulative and yet irresistibly charming emma in this tv adaptation of jane austen´s novel when i read that novel i was sometimes quite doubtful whether the protagonist really deserved to be considered the heroine of the story for honestly she is so terribly self righteous and scheming that one is tempted to dislike her seriously kate beckinsale´s interpretation however saves emma from herself so to speak she is portrayed with all the innocence and generosity of her character in full view and one can´t help but give in and like not to say love her in spite of her less amiable qualities kate beckinsale is the main but not the only reason why this tv series is so delightful raymond coulthard is perfect as mr frank churchill expressing this character´s personal magnetism to the full which is all the more conspicuous because of this role being not very well handled by ewan mcgregor in the screen adaptation of emma and mark strong samantha morton bernard hepton and olivia williams are all as they should be in their respective roles this production is in short a great achievement and one to view many times with increasing pleasure ,1
 the devil in the dark is william shatner s favorite episode it is also one of my favorite episodes the program is pure star trek because it deals with one of the series main themes the respect for other life forms i do not think one could get a clearer example of one of the show s most interesting ideas in this episode kirk and his crew have to confront a monster that is killing miners on a distant planet the story is an excuse to explore the right that humans have to destroy creatures that are a vital part of the environment today s concerns with environmental causes make the show more relevant now than ever before it is extremely well written and performed with gusto by our beloved cast one memorable sequence involves spock joining with the mind of the monster plenty of tension between spock and kirk they want to solve the problem using different methods adds to the fun shatner and leonard nimoy do some of their best work here ,1
episode no thirteen of the fanciful excuse the incredibly gay terminology supernatural tv series relocates sam and dean winchester to missouri where they have been called upon by an old flame of dean s to investigate a string of mysterious murders occurring in their small town as it turns out a large pick up truck with an unseen driver is running down african americans on a desolate stretch of road while dean attempts to rekindle his past love affair more towns people turn up as roadkill the cause appears to be due to a past racial incident back in the s causing a frustrated redneck spirit to remain in ghostly limbo seeking to kill black motorists route is another good installment which isn t uncommon i ve noticed which contains a few notable aspects pertaining to the pair of main characters such as dean getting laid and sam s admitted regret for having left college the killer truck does t come across as the most terrifying thing in the world though for an hour long show it does it s job well not a hands down fantastic episode but a solid concept with more horror movie references ,1
had the fun pleasure of viewing a new independent film called half empty i usually go out to the local cinema with my husband and feel as if we are held captive to the latest sequel or prequel that hollywood throws at us this was different and surprisingly – so much more entertaining than anything hollywood spends millions advertising when my husband and i go the movies we go to be entertained – and half empty did just that and the film did so in a smart manner that made me feel as if my trip to the movie theater was worth it it is a funny human and surprising sometimes musical story that cleverly entertains in its simplicity i especially enjoyed the scene with the men singing in harmony in the bathroom it is almost like an operetta that particular scene reminded me of a scene in phantom of the opera when of the performers did not just i e they sang against one another in a friendly retort i am not a film maven but this film was more enjoyable than any other major studio film i have seen lately it is silly funny entertaining and amusing completely enjoyable – which is what i expect from movies but rarely do they deliver like half empty ,1
i took my year old twins to see this movie today and i would not recommend it for children their age br br this movie had many fighting scenes throughout it which i found too violent and my children found scary br br the subject matter was way over my kids heads and the death scene was too scary for a cartoon geared towards children br br i was disappointed because we were all looking forward to seeing this but it just did not cut it if you have children under years old i would not recommend this movie br br also the utter thing made me crazy during the entire movie ,0
once a wise man from india once said first they will laugh at us then they will hate us then they will fear us know that yes this film s budget was a bit off but even then with its story still takes our interest many yrs later regardless of how it may have looked but know soon in due time masten thrust will arise to the big screen once again then he and the new redesigned t rex will more then shock you it will scare many for centuries to come this film is in current pre production and will be nothing like anything you have ever seen before br br this will be beyond thx format right into dx format br br be afraid be very afraid ,1
this is a film which had eluded me thus far but now that i ve watched it emerges as one of the major entries in the noir style as usual with the divx format the viewing was far from ideal – marred by the occasional video and mostly audio glitches – but given that the film is still unavailable on r dvd this will have to do for the moment since the film s reputation is quite high within the genre itself i assume that the reason behind this oversight is because it does not have a well known actor in the lead br br anyway the belated entrance of the film s nominal star – franchot tone – packs quite a wallop especially as he is shown to be the villain from the first tone was a underrated actor – he was rarely given meaty roles and this may well be his best making his paranoiac both fascinating and believably dangerous the female lead – ella raines who would later feature in brute force as well as siodmak s own the suspect and the strange affair of uncle harry – is quite lovely and capably takes on the role of the distraught secretary out to prove her convicted boss alan baxter innocent of his wife s brutal murder other key supporting parts are essayed by thomas gomez as the initially bullying but ultimately sympathetic police investigator and elisha cook jr – the genre s quintessential fall guy – as an ill fated ladies man of a percussionist br br like brute force s jules dassin siodmak was on a noir roll at this point in his career and this film definitely benefits from his superb direction – all tilted angles and terrific set pieces including the justly celebrated jazz sequence in which cook manically beats on his drums in a sexual frenzy brought on by the sluttishly attired raines who is putting on an act to get his attention and eventually drive him to confess that he withheld evidence at the inquest which could spring her resigned lover from jail another great lengthy sequence is the one in which raines follows a bartender another uncooperative witness around the streets of new york – which results in his being mowed down by a car br br notable too is the trial sequence – which is entirely depicted through the audience s reaction so that judge jury witnesses and d a are never actually seen although the judge s voice is recognizably that of veteran character actor samuel s hinds the centerpiece of the film is the scene in which gomez and tone discuss the nature of the criminal involved with the inspector s put down of the latter as mentally insane giving the initially smug tone dizzy spells the suspenseful climax finds raines alone with tone in his apartment where she discovers evidence of his guilt – and he confesses to having had an affair with baxter s wife but killed her when she wouldn t desert her husband for him br br by the way i hit upon a little goof in the film while the story is clearly set in i noticed that during the taxi cab ride towards the beginning of the film – in which alan curtis escorts the titular lady to the theater – the establishing shot of new york comprising clearly of stock footage features a marquee promoting laurel and hardy s musical comedy swiss miss incidentally famed mystery writer cornell woolrich wrote the original novel on which this was based using a pseudonym ,1
like many situation comedies the war at home is getting better with each episode the characters are starting to become real and i believe them as a family i agree with many that the first few episodes were not that funny i thought the show would be canceled for sure but with the absences of malcolm in the middle and arrested development war provides much needed live action comedy for fox on sunday nights and when compared with the rest of the sitcoms airing right now war is an even better choice br br its appeal at least for me lies in its real situations teenagers have sex not every parent likes how their kids are turning out parents fight and call each other names but rather than relying on being mean like many shows everything is nice in the end which is the number one rule of a good sitcom br br one detraction from the show is the narration during in between scenes the arrested development family guy style of flashbacks work well enough but the narration can be too much br br so anyone who needs something to watch on sunday nights should check out the war at home especially considering what is on the other major networks at that time ,1
horrible acting horrible cast and cheap props would ve been a lot better if was set as an action parody style movie what a waste starting from the name of the movie br br the enemy naming it action movie would ve made it better contributing to the parody effect the cop looking like a year old player the blond girl just having the same blank boring look on her face at all times towards the end of the movie him and her are working together to take down the bad guys and every time they exchange words it just feels like the cheap lines given before a sex scene in a porn movie horrible don t waste your time ,0
this movie is almost unknown but it is very good in a lonely danish town two old sisters live remembering a far youths when due to a strict puritan education they had to reject happiness lonely then the live in a dignified austerity until babette who flies from paris frightened by the horror of the war arrives in few time she will be able to turn the goodness and love she received when she arrived a good lottery prize lets her organize a great banquet following the best rules of french gastronomy all neighbourhoods are invited all fanatically puritans they accept but they pact to not show any trace of pleasure or enjoyment as it would be a sin however the seductive force of the delicious meal they eat that they become seduced by the sensuality of french gastronomy the banquet end in a very felt though quietly happiness the love between humans has awaken the miracle of rise the human kindness due to the pleasure of the sense has begun the movie is surprisingly good but it is not for all tastes during most of the movie nothing happens all is so quiet and so peaceful that during many minutes you can only see the life of the inhabitants of the town but as the movie develops it becomes more precious when babette wins the lottery prize after min movie the show begins the author is able with a perfect directing to show us how babette prepares the banquet how she mixes all the ingredients with the most wonderful one love all told in a quiet delicious way with a perfect knowledge of photography and acting then as the banquet goes by the quality in showing us how the mood of all eaters changes due to the meal only with first shots with impressively filmed scenes one after another is simply astonishing in addition the tact with the colours and the photography is also superb almost every scene of the movie is like a picture so work is involved there if you are able to admire good cinema and are able to realize that sometimes the way on telling you something rather than what is told is more important this is your movie if you happen to like good meals and just love the good gastronomy probably you ll feel amused as most feelings of the movie will be familiar to you an oscar totally deserved the only problem is its slowness at setting up the story but i can forgive it i hope everyone too ,1
funny yes a freleng classic to watch sylvester turn green is always a treat and it brings us back to the days when cartoon slapstick was brave and geared for the adult mind br br loved it ,1
i was lucky enough to see the horror classics dvd version of this film before it was mysteriously removed from the film dvd and replaced with something else the picture and sound quality of the film on that edition was a nightmare in itself yet that version is still superior to the one with the deluxe dvd treatment the reason was stated in brad fiedel s interview segments on the special edition dvd he had noted what i first found so striking about this film this being the use of music at moments of inactivity in the film but leaving the moments of activity in silence thus giving the horror scenes a stronger feel the problem with this reissue is it carries the extra film score used to fill in these intentional gaps in score fiedel complained of this and made it clear that the filler music was not his the music actually sounded a lot like howard shore s work for videodrome sad for me that i am also a major fan of that film and have to associate the two br br the film itself managed to add some interesting realistic elements to the genre horror film a group of friends go up on a mountain one of them inherited on the mountain they are confronted with a family with a nightmarish secret the movie moves along at a great pace in fact every time i have seen it i still find myself shocked to see minutes had passed before things started really going wrong for the campers br br while the horror classics version is filled with many gaps the fact that there is no score accompanying the horror scenes is what makes this film intelligent and even superior to most slasher films i have ever seen the director jeff lieberman had made some unique horror films previous to this one making this one the most mainstream and yet very different to the mainstream at the same time it is a good fun film with surprising acting performances to boot the new spiffed up dvd version is worth a rent the now collectors item horror classics version now oop is worth the hunt ,1
this movie was a pleasant surprise because i didn t expect much i didn t know that some of the actors have since become bigger stars in major pix while moving on to the matrix is not a plus in my book hated it i m sure it s a career plus for hugo james purefoy is great in this and jennifer ehle sweet and wonderful it seemed sometimes like a carnaby street romp years later but i enjoyed the thrift shop janis joplin clothes mixed up with the modern mindsets of sexual and gender blur the real estate agent who has an erotic relationship with his listings is loads of fun the iron john mens group meetings are a bit dated but i still loved them it s a social satire sex comedy in the best way and reminds me a bit of the old carry on movies the british know how to do sex comedy and it s an old tradition unlike the united states which is too prudish to really understand that sex is funny ,1
this movie is one of the most wildly distorted portrayals of history horribly inaccurate this movie does nothing to honor the hundreds of thousands of dutch british chinese american and indigenous enslaved laborers that the sadistic japanese killed and tortured to death the bridge was to be built over the bodies of the white man as stated by the head japanese engineer it is disgusting that such unspeakable horrors committed by the japanese captors is the source of a movie where the bridge itself isn t even close to accurate to the actual bridge the actual bridge was built of steel and concrete not wood what of the survivors who are still alive today they hate the movie and all that it is supposed to represent their friends were starved tortured and murdered by cruel sadists those that didn t die of dysantry starvation or disease are deeply hurt by the movie that makes such light of their dark times ,0
this cute animated short features two comic icons betty boop and henry br br henry is the bald slightly portly boy from the comics who never speaks br br well here he does speak br br he wants to get a puppy from betty boop s pet store and when he is left to mind the store some hilarious hijinks ensue br br betty sings a song about pets henry gets in a battle with birds and a monkey but everything works out in the end ,1
after watching ingmar bergman s skammen i had many feelings but most notably i felt unsatisfied i have heard so much hype about this movie but i came to find it lacking don t get me wrong i can fully appreciate the artistic value of such a film but as far as depth and emotion i was not so impressed i found the characters to be disagreeable and unrealistic which detracted from the dramatic effect in addition the fact that the war was fake led me to feel that the emotion was not real dramatic war movies in my opinion are much more effective if the events not necessarily the story itself really happened i find that of all the movies that try to show the brutality this one falls in the middle as far as effectiveness ,1
evocatively directed and slickly photographed psychological mystery thriller with an exceptional lead performance by a sombre donald sutherland and potent support roles from donald pleasence and david hemming the material decides to keep it all glum and moves from the investigation period into the back story of the victim the seldom and quite sullen nature of investigation pulled me in but when it flashback to the victim s side showing her final days weren t as compelling and became somewhat stodgy and stock like while the script is strongly detailed and to a certain degree complex in stringing us along however the final and surprising revelation should have been more bone jarring and it s not helped out by its sloppy execution howard blake s music score has an emotional sting to its cues that simply linger and director claude chabrol s capable handling well for most part has a strong stylistic and tight manner which gets the best out of moody locations and flexible cast the young faces lisa langlois and aude landry do an incredibly good job as well ,1
bill jeremy theobald is an inspiring writer who hasn t gotten anything published as of yet bill also has an odd and strange habit he likes to follow people br br bill picks out some stranger in the streets diner or on the subway metro and follows them as if he were their shadow maybe bill does this to help him in inspiring himself to write the great novel that he s been dreaming about or get an article of his get printed in a major magazine maybe it s because it fills bill s lonely life with a purpose and even makes the person of his curiosity a face in the crowd with meaning and substance by his paying attention to him or her or maybe it gives bill someone to look after and care about and be responsible for besides himself bill has a simple rule that he follows religiously when he follows someone after you follow him or her to their home or place of work you stop br br one day bill follows cobb alex haw home and instead of following his rule of stopping he still keeps following cobb bill will soon realize how right he was with that rule he set for himself in following people and at the same time how wrong he was by breaking it br br amazingly good low budget movie made by christopher noland in before he hit it big in hollywood with his ground breaking and original motion picture classic momento some two years later that has already become a major cult movie br br following is actually a much better movie then momento because it s a conventional and easy to follow story compared to momento s which was at first confusing and then when you realize what the movie is telling you in it s backward storyline very complicated whats makes following so much better is just by it being simple but at the same time brainy in it s affect on those who watch it the movie is far more direct as well as devastating and you don t have to see it over and over to get just what it was trying to tell them like momento did following is a story within a story within a story with one of the most surprising as well as simply manipulated ending if you watch the movie again and notice the clues that you ll ever see br br made with an unbelievably small budget of thats less then what most hollywood movies budgets out for coffee breaks with a no name cast in black and white and just over one hour minutes long hollywood as well as the motion picture industry outside of hollywood can learn a lot from chris noland in how someone with nothing more then talent and imagination can achieve what millions of dollars in most cases can t make an intelligent and at the same time penetrating film with next to nothing in money and no big name stars ,1
i m going to be generous here and give it a only because i live in huntsville and it was great to see how well the city was filmed that said this movie was pretty bad it s like they started off with hardly any script and the director just told the actors to stare at each other meaningfully with a lot of music playing over it and billy d williams looked like he d rather be anywhere but in this movie it s just a mess i think i could write a script better than the dislodge for this film and i m no writer br br there is one thing i ve seen mentioned throughout the reviews and message boards everyone is under the impression that the movie begins around world war and actually it seemed more like it was supposed to start out in the late s early s while the military was not segregated by then i m pretty sure that any troops waiting to board a train would still be segregated in a place like huntsville al if the beginning of film was supposed to be the s then billy d lesley ann rae dawn would have to have been in the s and s instead of their mid s or early s br br don t waste your time unless you really really like the actors because the story isn t very interesting ,0
 the shop around the corner is a pleasant romantic comedy not the sort that i will hold dear to me until the end of my days but nonetheless a film thoroughly deserving of its reputation by director ernst lubitsch had long ago taken hollywood by storm and his famed lubitsch touch had become a sparkling commercial trademark this film was planned for a release but scheduling conflicts meant that james stewart and margaret sullavan were unavailable for filming rather than substituting either of his main stars lubitsch decided to postpone production in the meantime directing greta garbo in ninotchka when it was finally completed the shop around the corner appears to have been met with relative indifference receiving zero oscar nominations despite an excellent screenplay by samson raphaelson and fine performances from its two leads and frank morgan in a supporting role time nevertheless has betrayed the film s massive and enduring influence with high profile remakes including in the good old summertime and you ve got mail br br at its surface one might assume the shop around the corner to simply be the story of two lovers klara novak sullavan and alfred kralik stewart who love each other without knowing it however lubitsch s film runs much deeper than that it s the story of matuschek and company a stylish gift shop in budapest and the various human relationships that make the store such a close knit family when store owner hugo matuschek frank morgan begins to suspect his oldest employee of having an affair with his wife we witness the breakdown of two families both at home and at work there s absolutely no reason why the story should not have been set in the united states – perhaps in the blustery streets of new york – but lubitsch was deliberately recreating the passions and memories of his former years in europe the quaintness of love and life before war brought terror and bloodshed to every doorstep this subtle subtext brings a more meaningful personal touch to the film – in fact even as i write this review i m beginning to appreciate the story even more br br sullavan and stewart are both lovely in their respective roles but i think that it s the supporting cast that really make the film each character brings a distinctive personality to the mix and their interactions are always believable and enjoyable i especially liked how lubitsch knowingly directed much of our sympathy towards hugo matuschek who in any other film would have been restricted to an underdeveloped two dimensional portrayal matuschek may have lost the love of his family but he recaptures it in the affection of his employees and you feel a heartwarming glow when in the bitter cold of a christmas eve snowstorm he finds companionship in a freckle faced young errand boy charles smith this genuine warmth towards a supporting character strikes me as being similar to several of billy wilder s later creations for example boom boom jackson in the fortune cookie or carlo carlucci in avanti of course it doesn t really need saying but billy wilder learned from the best ,1
i don t understand what is hard hitting about this movie i don t understand why high school kids should watch this i don t understand why this should have made me think about anything in the slightest br br spoiler br br when the un noticed girl is on her way to commit suicide was i the only person cheering her on the cliché d classical music long tracking shots melancholy emotion of the film by that stage had me in reversal to what was intended i would have only been happy if she walked into the room and the entire cast was in there with her holding scissors to slit their wrists up br br why br br cause i went to high school and frankly im sick to death of seeing movie after movie in australia with teenagers in it being solely based on terrible clichés i ve been waiting ages for a younger person to write a movie that im able to relate to and this stereotype driven piece of emo garbage is what i got instead it was like a dark version of heartbreak high that needed a predictable ending br br why are all teenagers in aussie dramas depressed or have really weird problems that just aren t plausibly told br br on the plus side this was funnier then blurred and i needed a good laugh ,0
some people say this show was good in it s early years i disagree with all of em the show is just plain stupid and pathetic my mum hates it i hate it my dad hates it i don t know about my sister but oh well here some reasons why br br the characters babies being used as grown up style characters are stupid the babies are just precocious and annoying the grown ups and adults are dumb and unappealing the worst character is that angelica pickles she really does it in for your ear drums when you had a long hard and miserable day at the office and also that kimi finster who appears later on she is too over optimistic and a pain in the butt she can t decided whither she is french or japanese it doesn t matter know you are a american citizen know and that s that oh what am i talking about all the characters from this show suck br br the stories the stories are unoriginal and dumb the make it like the babies go off on a great adventure yeah to the back yard shed in one episode that little goofy brat tommy pickles the leader broke in to a television s control room and literally almost destroyed it don t give kids any idea to smash up normal t v station s control rooms they pay a awful lot of money for them in real life i can imagine what the broadcasters must of felt like airing this episode they will probably start staring at their machines throughout the day scared that a baby will brake in sad br br over rated the show has been dragging on for years now and people are still making up stories and new series and spin offs for this get off the simpsons have been going for nearly the same amount of time as this but they are much better and funnier than babies the show is just plain over rated people where is your common sense br br anyway i surprised t v stations across the world want to air this series even off today the show is utter junk and should have never been produced the two movies for this cartoons sucked just the same ,0
what a fun movie st ives is it reminds me of the type of film made during the s classic story rounded off by characters and a plot that is neither over dramatic nor overtly complicated in fact it isn t over anything robert lewis stevenson s story here adapted for the screen reads like jane austen for men we do get a tale that has a romance at its heart but there is plenty of fun too battle scenes sort of prison escapes mistaken identities swordplay and the funniest line i ve heard in years only in scotland would guests be announced by name at a masked ball there is much hilarity hardship and not a little heartbreak as st ives tries to fight and find his way back to a family and life he barely knew br br the cast is absolutely stellar with the too infrequently seen jean marc barr absolutely perfect in the title role anna friel is a refreshing delight as the resourceful flora and miranda richardson nearly walks away with the movie as her wise and worldly been there and seen it all aunt susan richard grant provides comic relief of the highest order br br this is not going to be the greatest movie anyone has ever seen but its charms are undeniable and the entire film fairly bristles with an energy that bursts with life ,1
first separate the story from the film the story about a second continuing war in heaven is good very good religious themed films aren t the main choice for a lot of people but angels at war is i really loved the story and some of the imagery provided to back it up like the field of angels on spikes awesome imagery the actual film though was just poor i can t find any reason for the main character the priest cum cop being in there at all the lead female also no reason to be there the main characters dialogue was just empty it had no substance the story could have been told well without them now some sterling performances did feature walken stoltz and mortensen pulled off some wingers though their scenes were mostly with the lifeless leads br br one other thing i am not getting from this film is why it features native american rituals to purge the dark soul the child that carries it is clearly of native american origin but apart from the end scenario there is nothing that connects here with that heritage the plot concerning the dark soul itself it barely told odd considering that the dark soul is the driver for the whole premise of the film the back story of its original owner the colonel is briefly touched but not enough to allow understanding as to why its his soul that is the special one br br i cannot find a justification for the scrolling scenery shots in this film either several of the plains around chimney rock i get the feeling they had a helicopter and wanted to make the most of it as none of the shots have any relevance nor are they in keeping with the mood horror the film falls into the sci fi category more than it does horror there was no real shock or scare scenes some mild gore and blood but no fear element br br so aside from roles played damn well this film is a big ole dud unfortunately the dud factor outweighs the good acting factor just too many weekend actors ,0
this movie is visually stunning who cares if she can act or not each scene is a work of art composed and captured by john derek the locations set designs and costumes function perfectly to convey what is found in a love story comprised of beauty youth and wealth in some ways i would like to see this movie as a tribute to john and bo derek s story and this commentary would not be complete without mentioning anthony quinn s role as father mentor lover and his portrayal of a man of men lost to a bygone era when men were men there are some of us who find value in strength and direction wrapped in a confidence that contributes to a sense of confidence containment and security yes they do not make men like that anymore but then how often do you find women who are made like bo derek ,1
i d give it a br br i was really really disappointed br br the storyline was poorly developed for instance the incidents were too short and brief hence the moral was not clearly brought out i thought brenda song did a fine job but shin koyamada seemed to have a difficult time handling his role i could see the need to put in western elements in the show however there are certain parts where chinese elements were needed too the villain for example his physical appearance resembled a robot instead of something out of the chinese culture the final and the worst flaw were the incorrect and distorted facts placed in the show br br others may point out that this is a kid s show and hence there is no need for the such high standards however there are other disney shows such as mu lan which have been much better in terms of story development and presentation br br in conclusion i feel that disney movies should be better researched and better planned a good show is not enough with just a series of martial arts moves to depend on ,0
a warning to potential viewers of this experimental film the nature of the imagery and the effects are such that this is one of those types of films that should really be seen on film projected the pixellation created by digital transfers sucks a lot of depth and adds a lot of noise to already abstract and grainy film however since this movie is pretty much unavailable in any format i suppose you ll have to make do with what you can br br anyway this most excellent artistic endeavor comes courtesy of the guy who would eventually give us shadow of the vampire it s a dark and dirty film of the genesis of the elements as far as i can glean from the character names through a process horrifying and surreal begotten is a very good example of what is known as abject art a stylistic approach that seeks meaning through the visceral more than the thematic br br and visceral describes it not very much stuff happens in the movie technically but the levels of emotion it ll put you through are innumerable the very repetitiveness of some of the imagery creates a mesmerizing catch over the senses the sound editing and score in particular are immaculate and serve the imagery incredibly well br br fans of this film would do well to check out the collections of short films released through other cinema dvd experiments in terror i ii and iii movies such as these make me more and more certain that the realm of true horror resides in the abstract abject and non narrative rather than in spooky tales of ghosts and axe murderers br br polarisdib,1
i hated the way ms perez portrayed puerto ricans we are not all ghetto and we do speak spanish not puerto rican i can not speak for the uneducated persons you have run into but our language is intact our island is our pride puerto rico is better off economically than any other caribbean island i m glad we are not like cuba dominican republic or haiti free from american influence free in true poverty not the u s standard of poverty we are not victims we are resilient humble honest and intelligent people our ancestry does include strong african roots but not black roots i have nothing in common with black americans do the research br br the analogy between pedro albizu che guevarra and martin l king could not be more off the mark br br mlk was a great hero a true revolutionary an honest man who saw a day when we would all be free br br che guevarra helped castro create the cuba that is today is that why boat fulls of cubans risk their lives to come to america because che made such a better place for them you had a great awesome bright idea but you politicized it too much we have so many things to be proud of as a people don t bring shame to our people by victimizing us i am not a nuyorican and perhaps that is why i can t share your views i am puerto rican i speak spanish i am not a victim and i have been able to accomplish many of my goals in america if there is a part in the future less politics more history more stories of triumph there are many br br damaris maldonado,0
i was just watching a forensic files marathon on court tv the episode was identical to the plot of this movie right down to the incest secret and the affair with the sister subplot i don t recall any based on a true story disclaimer but the case does have mow written all over it apparently it chronicles the real homicide of ruby morris by her husband earl sentenced to years to life for her murder just goes to show you truth can be stranger than fiction because i thought the lifetime plot was contrived and a more than a stretch insofar as believability goes i m with the other posters who said the acting was bad i didn t notice it with all of the players though it was really the lead character the daughter whose performance was bad ,0
 ray lives on br br ray dir taylor hackford cast jamie foxx kerry washington regina king clifton powell curtis armstrong and sharon warren written by taylor hackford and james l white rating br br hit the road jack and don t come back no more no more no more no more who would ve thought that this immortal line that has almost become a remedial mantra for broken relationships in popular culture was conceived over a lovers brawl ray charles was a genius and if there was one thing that he knew breathed and lived for it was music so in a lifetime that comprised acute poverty a desperate struggle with darkness guilt drugs and painful affairs ray still found moments when inspiration hit him out of nowhere and words and notes took their own shape to form an instant eternal classic br br there are some lives that deserve to be transformed on the silver screen ray charles s life was one of them it almost comes as a shock to learn that this project had no studio backing until it was completed and that backing probably came after the initial screenings where jamie foxx s performance was lauded and predicted as a surefire oscar winner in hushed voices jamie foxx as ray almost convinces us that it is indeed ray charles performing on screen and not an actor impersonating from the crooked all knowing smile to the bent gait of not so much a handicapped but a man dancing through his demons foxx captures every essence of the actual ray charles ray was a complicated man he never demanded sympathy and very rarely showed it himself an astute businessman he ensured his success at any cost sometimes at the price of losing his loved ones he never apologized for his philandering ways and always maintained that he loved his family which we are convinced he did he liked sex it was as simple as that but beneath all there also existed a ray that was afraid of darkness imagine the horrors of a blind man afraid of darkness his fear was because of his guilt ray was convinced that he was the reason for his brother s death and his whole life was spent trying to redeem himself ray was a maverick who fused gospel with jazz an unheard blasphemous practice in the s but his intentions weren t to instigate he was simply practicing the only way he knew of getting close to god br br it is hard to capture such an eventful life as that of ray and that is perhaps where the movie fails we are never really allowed to get close to ray as a person we know him only as much as we see him his relationships especially with margie hendricks regina king aren t explored in detail and the script barely passes over della bea kerry washington ray s wife who everyone knows was a rock by his side and the biggest blunder of all is the rushed almost abrupt climax it s as if the director suddenly realized he was out of stock and called for a pack up nonetheless ray is definitely recommended for a flawless performance from jamie foxx and an able stellar ensemble the songs and age create a sense of nostalgia and we get a genuine feeling that the film is made with sincerity br br abhishek bandekar br br note ray is nominated in six categories at this year s academy awards including best picture best director and best actor jamie foxx br br rating br br poor average good very good excellent br br th february ,1
i ll start with what i liked br br i really liked the songs everything about them was great the costumes music lyrics as long as the translation was good choreography everything br br i loved the crab scene and the cooking scene br br but that s about it br br i get it arty cinema blablabla but too much is too much too much silence it was interesting for an hour but two hours of hearing steps and moaning from time to time really too much boredom no movie should ever be boring no matter how deep it was to be too much porn like scenes i do get it really i get that they were filming a porn movie there but really really really that is too much i truly think that cinema should be for watching and this one is definitely not watchable in no way br br stars for the songs ,0
one of if not the most visually beautiful film i have ever seen in my life there is so much to learn here in how to play with the camera color costumes and set up a shot the work that went into the official film web sites in english and french also give you a good idea of the sheer beauty contained in the film ,1
 the merchant of venice is one of shakespeare s better known plays and is still regularly performed in the theatre incredibly however this film would seem to be the first ever english language version made for the cinema rather than television there were a number of versions made in britain or america during the early days of the cinema but these were all silents br br the reason for this neglect of the play may be connected with sensitivities about the play s alleged anti semitism a subject which has been even more sensitive since the rise to power of the nazis in this may explain why all previous versions were made during the silent era in or it would have been easier to portray shylock as a straightforward villain than it would be today yet in my view the film is not anti semitic at all it should be remembered that during shakespeare s lifetime there was no settled jewish community in england the jews had been expelled by edward i in the late th century and were not permitted to return until the time of cromwell some forty years after shakespeare s death as far as we know shakespeare never travelled abroad so it seems quite possible that he himself never knew any jews personally or experienced the effects of anti semitism at first hand the play is not simply about the jewish question but is among other things an analysis of the corrosive effects of religious prejudice it may in fact be a coded examination of the mutual antipathy between catholics and protestants in tudor england something of which shakespeare certainly would have had first hand experience and an appeal for greater tolerance between them br br then as now traditional anti semitic stereotypes had always depicted jews as avaricious but shylock s principal sin is not avarice if it were he would certainly have accepted bassanio s offer to pay him six thousand ducats twice the amount borrowed by antonio rather shylock s besetting sin is anger and the root of his anger is the way in which he and his fellow jews are treated by the christians of venice not only are jews in general regarded as second class citizens but jewish moneylenders such as shylock are particular targets for abuse even though the services they provide are necessary to the venetian economy the play shows the corrupting effects of prejudice not only do views of this sort corrupt the christians who hold them they can also corrupt the jews who suffer abuse shylock s vindictiveness is out of all proportion to the wrongs he has suffered by spitting on him and calling him a dog antonio behaves like a boorish bigot but boorishness and bigotry are not generally regarded as crimes deserving of the death penalty moreover shylock seeks to revenge himself on antonio not merely for the undoubted wrongs that antonio has done towards him but also for all the wrongs real and imaginary that he has suffered at the hands of the christian community such as his daughter s marriage to lorenzo br br it is to the credit of the film s director michael radford and of its star al pacino that they understand all these issues pacino s shylock has initially a sort of angry dignity about him that gradually gives way to vindictive rage and finally after his humiliation in the trial scene by portia s reasoning to pathos we see clearly that he has been the instrument of his own destruction but we can still sympathise with him in my view none of pacino s performances that i have seen have ever equalled those he gave in the first two godfather films not scent of a woman for which he won an oscar and certainly not godfather iii but the merchant of venice is the one that comes closest to those benchmarks the other acting performance that stood out was lynn collins s luminous portia speaking her lines with great clarity and simplicity and bringing out the intelligence and resourcefulness that make her character more than simply a romantic heroine i was less impressed with jeremy irons s antonio who seemed too passive antonio is a complex character part loyal friend part melancholy contemplative part religious bigot and part enterprising capitalist although irons captured the first two of those aspects it was difficult to envisage his antonio either spitting on someone of a different faith or hazarding his all on risky trading ventures br br radford s interpretation of the play was attacked by the film critic of the daily telegraph who although he admired pacino s performance disliked the period setting and argued that shakespeare needs to be placed in a contemporary setting if it is to have relevance for a modern audience citing a recent stage production which set the action in weimar germany i would disagree profoundly with this approach the theatre and the cinema are quite different media and while there have been some striking modernist approaches to shakespeare in the cinema trevor nunn s twelfth night comes to mind a traditionalist approach is often the best one i preferred for example zeffirelli s romeo and juliet to baz luhrmann s the idea that we can only appreciate shakespeare in a modern guise is sheer intellectual laziness we are not prepared to make the effort to see our greatest writer in the context of the elizabethan society that produced him but rather prefer him dressed up as an ersatz twentieth century man br br radford s traditional approach not only enables us to appreciate that bigotry and vindictiveness are age old universal problems but also makes for a visually striking film in the play the scenes set in venice itself are characterised by turbulent action those set in portia s country house at belmont are happier and more peaceful in the film the venetian exterior scenes were shot on location against a backdrop of misty wintry grey skies similar to the look achieved in don t look now the candlelit interiors with faces brightly lit against a dark background were reminiscent of the chiaroscuro effects of a caravaggio painting i suspect this was quite deliberate as caravaggio was a contemporary of shakespeare by contrast to dark or misty venice the belmont scenes shot in an enchanting palladian villa on an island in a lake were characterised by sunshine or peaceful moonlight br br this is one of the best shakespeare adaptations of recent years an intelligent and visually attractive look at a complex play br br a couple of errors we see a black swan on the water in front of portia s house these birds are natives of australia and were not introduced to europe until well after the date when the film is set also the portrait of portia in the leaden casket is painted in the style of the florentine botticelli who was active about a century before that date lynn collins may be reminiscent of a botticelli beauty but it seems unlikely that a late th century venetian lady would have had herself painted in the manner of late th century florence ,1
a young couple mandy pullman mitch martin and roy seeley matt birman are relaxing on a beach in the small town of galen they decide to start playing practical jokes on each other mandy hides in an old run down cabin she is attacked and raped by an unknown assailant roy tries to help her after hearing her screams but is killed dr sam cordell john cassavetes and his daughter jenny erin flannery are both new to galen after the death of sam s wife sam is called into action by police chief hank walden john ireland when mandy and roy are found he performs the autopsy on roy and treats mandy for her horrific injuries soon after a curator at the local museum named carolyn davis denise furgusson is also attacked and raped a local journalist named laura kincaid kerrie keane reports the events and suggests to sam that a similar string of rapes and murders occurred in the town years earlier more rapes and murders occur meanwhile jenny s boyfriend tim galen duncan macintosh has been having strange dreams and nightmares and is convinced that he has something to do with the horrific acts tim s story and digging into the towns past makes sam become convinced of the existence of a creature known as an incubus a shape shifting demonic entity that exists only to reproduce directed by john hough this is one seriously dull horror film the script by george franklin based on the novel by ray russell is slow to say the least nothing interesting or exciting happens and it finishes with one of the most boring none event of a twist ending i ve ever seen and frustratingly it just finishes suddenly as the story plods along at a snails pace there are a few rapes but none are shown on screen there is only one gore scene in the entire film too the monster itself is only shown at the very end and has all of three short scenes everything about this film production wise is very static and flat the film has no energy or pace the acting is dull and you don t feel or care for anyone check out the scene in the autopsy room where you can clearly see the boom mike at the top of the screen on several occasions the type of rubbish horror film making that you ll forget within a day a real waste of time don t bother ,0
i read somewhere where this film was supposed to be a remake of the film noir criss cross i found the latter to be disappointing but it was still better than this film br br this movie is a neo noir since it s modern day and it s in color two things that purists would make it be disqualified for film noir status br br the biggest negative to it however wasn t the cinematography that was fine but the muddled storyline hey some of s dashiell hammett stories were similar but i didn t care for some of those either the filmmakers here did not help the situation by placing flashbacks into the story what seemed like every three minutes no wonder it was the keep up with this story it was ridiculous what happens is that by the minute mark their is so much confusion nobody cares anymore i know i didn t ,0
paris is the place to be to enjoy beautiful art and music and to fall madly in love as is the case in this film boy meets girl they fall in love but something stands in their way of eternal happiness the classic story br br the wonderful music of george gerschwin complements the great dancing by gene kelly and leslie caron an american in paris is a humorous light hearted loving film well worth watching br br br br ,1
i saw this movie last night on hbo didn t expect to get hooked i usually fall asleep when i watch hbo but it happened you will too it s a tragic documentary oscar winner about a murder of an elderly female tourist in jacksonville florida and subsequent investigation arrest trial of a year old boy br br watch this movie today get a feel for how we have progressed as a society this film was most deserving of an esteemed oscar you ll be moved to tears ,1
earth final conflict began like a new world a new vision from the creator of star trek something fresh and unique full of great elements a very good cast with an extremely credible kevin kilner as william boone an ex cop good begins to work as guard of some kind of ambassador of a mysterious alien race talons after the dead of his wife in strange circumstances but soon the character of kilner joins to a group with the mission to discover what are the truth intentions of the aliens why they seem to be so nice and care for the human race soon this resistance group begin to discover the sinister plans of the talons using the humans in they own problems to survive they own destruction as i said before the show began great all was almost perfect including characters like da an the original da an was a big mystery because he seems to be a nice creature but at the same time he has his own evil plans manipulating some people in earth soon came zo or who wasn t bad but mark the beginning of the fall of this show because he became the first big enemy of humans the incarnation of evil killing what could be something greater in da an the first seasons ends in a great way with the dead of boone and the second shows a new lead character liam an hybrid being of human and kimera another alien race with some very interesting powers he replace kilner character in a good way so another storylines make it better including the conflict with the jaridians and the atavus but as i said lines before the evilness of zo or begin to take more importance so the new conflicts were less realistic as the same talons with time the whole great storyline of the alien roots of liam where almost totally erased the same with other things of the previous seasons so when the final season began the original earth final conflict was just an almost forgotten dreams all the magic was missing just to let some vain intents to keep alive the show including the return of kilner and liam for a few episodes the final episode was just the evidence of how bad was the show with so many bad changes to think the writers of some episodes didn t know anything about the first stories it was one of the worst end i have ever seen in a tv show a real shame because earth final conflict began like something unique fresh the stories the cast after watch so many show from usa something from canada from the mind of the creator of star trek was wonderful but in the end all change to worse i hope someday someone make a remake of this show of course using nothing from season fourth and fifth except the cast everyone were perfect in his work i still can dream in a better things ,1
 a christmas story is one of many people s all time most beloved films acs was able to take the viewer to a time and a place in such a way that very few films ever have it had a sweetness and goodwill to it that is rare br br so i awaited and awaited its sequel it runs in the family the film was almost released a couple of times only to be pulled at the last minute when it finally came out iritf was and is i guess a total failure br br the sets and cinematography were just fine but the directing totally completely missed the mark the film was nothing more than a cash flow formula of lazy casting lazy writing and disconnected acting br br the narrator jean shepard who was one of america s great humorists and story tellers forced upon us a false reprise of the warm wit he used in acs he over emoted and why he did that i ll never know he somehow managed to become an annoying overwrought parody of himself br br the writing and acting in iritf is inauthentic and forced the actors may have seen acs but whatever wit and nuance that was in acs mustn t have registered at all on any of them the acting was embarrassingly slapstick and bereft of any of shepard s dry humor br br acs will always be a real treasure but to call iritf a sequel is to insult all of the fans of jean shepard and acs ,0
this movie is funny funny funny my favorite quote from the movie i think i saw a half naked indian in my room last night response that was no hallucination it was a indian in your room and another is what the hell are you talking about just what the hell are you talking about but if i ever be admitted to an hospital like this one i will be prepared to write my will on the spot i would say there were in my opinion three very funny characters in this film most funny but three is the funniest to me even though their lines were few and don t get me started on the crack pot patient hehehe that one i will keep secret and fast paced too ,1
when it comes to those eerie and uncanny little crime films the sorts that revolve around characters that are bordering on scum and inhabit equally scummy surroundings and additionally carry that wavering and bleak feel thanks to some pretty grotty cinematography and some very black comedy dead bodies is the sort of film paul mcguigan wishes he could make alas the maddening and sporadic gangster no as well as the equally all over the shop but interesting exercise in surrealism mixed with realism effort entitled the acid house are the only ones of his we ve got to go on so far dead bodies is robert quinn s piece based on a derek landy script a film that straddles the line between psychological horror and neo noir intermingling elements of crime and terror with themes linked to morality and unnatural obsessive disorders br br mcguigan s british based crime efforts carry that wavy and distorted feel like witnessing somebody s nightmare and having front row seats in the process his films are able to disgust is some areas and amuse in others what with their outlandish and all over the place approach they carry a very dream like sensibility despite being grounded in a very realistic down trodden grimy looking world – the real world with as much an emphasis on the horror and the terror of the situations his characters spawn than anything else dead bodies is a film that tackles both some pretty harrowing character driven situations as well as a brief inclusion of a study of a delicate psychological mindset only here the film balances both the eccentricity of its characters the terror of the scenarios they find themselves in and the questions of morality that arise much better br br dead bodies is effective and rather simplistic without ever feeling like manipulative its suggestive and knowing tendency to want to hammer home exactly what people are thinking and feeling does not detract from the experience early on we meet tommy mcgann scott a young lad whose girlfriend jean davis dominates him his life and the screen whenever she s on for the brief time that she is the point as to the fact his situation of living in a less than desirable house with a job stacking shelves and a partner he doesn t get on with at all well is put across in a distinct manner as is the manner in which the audience are given distinct permission to dislike jean what with the bratty spoilt and expectant attitudes she so clearly possesses later on the film will linger rather obviously on a police officer s face as suspicions and tensions rise in what is clearly a cheap and easy way to tell the watching audience that our hero is not quite out of trouble just yet br br but compare this to gangster no in which such is the episodic and misguided approach mcguigan applies to the material that a vital vital plot point arises when a character is spotted leaving a building by someone else out on a random drive in a scene set several months after the previous one the feeling isn t as grounded nor fulfilling dead bodies set up is dominated by kay davis jean a would be femme fatale just itching to pick a fight of some sort but just not really being able to find one she has lead tommy jumping through rings going there doing this and that without tommy ever really reacting in the manner he could principally because he is controlled by her promises of sex the beginning builds a certain amount of tension because of tommy s underplayed reaction to what s going on and it culminates in a distinct release when the initial incident happens and jean dies br br if the set up is simple enough then that s one thing but the pinch of the project is the manner in which tommy decides to rid jean of his hands by burying her without informing anyone of her death bar a best friend things tighten when it transpires there was a second dead body in the exact same place tommy buried jean with suspicions denials and general trouble the all round ingredients of the day it is at this point the film blurs the lines between noir and horror indeed tommy inhabits rather a large ominous spooky and even gothic house which he shares with an elder relative whom inhabits the upper areas of said house this evokes memories of hitchcock s film psycho and bates set up that he has with his mother and where she s positioned it is additionally no coincidence this would be place of horror is the setting for jean s unfortunate demise br br the placing of a dead body right in the hands of the hapless male lead in order for it to act as the initial incident is a classic set up for any noir from ulmer s film detour right up to a more recent and more contemporary compared to dead bodies film entitled big nothing what this film unfolds into is a twisted rather unpredictable and quite frightening tale of genre hybridity and mind games told under a palette of distinctly drained visuals the voice overs and the treading on the fine line that the lead does for most of the film between right and wrong aid in pushing it into a realm of the neo noir if we consider the fact that the lead is essentially innocent and his murder charges are unfair then that s one thing but his attitudes towards jean initially saw him act without thought and his covering up of her death is the anti thesis for dropping the murder charges dead bodies is taught entertaining to watch without ever feeling exploitative and provides a consistent tone for the rather nasty physical and psychological content being explored ,1
devin hamilton is probably better known as the new name in legendary full moon entertainment sadly his arrival to this independent studio happened in a time when budget and production values are at its lowest in years however in his short career hamilton has established himself as a creative director that manages to make inventive and original stories now this doesn t mean that his movies are good but at least they are different to the usual in the horror genre br br in his debut bleed hamilton presents us a creative twist on the slasher sub genre maddy debbie rochon is a young woman that finally gets the job of her dreams not only that but it seems that she has also found a boyfriend in shaun danny wolske it seems that life finally smiles for maddy after many sad events until on a party with shaun s friends they tell her that they created a club where members have to kill somebody to enter br br obviously they are joking but maddy wants desperately to fit in that she actually murders someone after that event someone starts to kill the rest of the members of the club one by one it is up to maddy to figure out what is going on as anybody could be the killer including her br br maddy is a very interesting character wonderfully played by the beautiful debbie rochon it is a very interesting twist on the genre to have the lead actress as part of the suspects the concept is so original and rochon s performance is so good that it is a real shame that hamilton didn t develop the whole story a little bit better the movie feels quite slow at times and overall the feeling is the one of a good idea wasted on a bad movie br br the rest of the cast is weird in the sense that all the female cast is very good while the male cast is painfully bad danny wolske is terribly wooden and his performance as a yuppie is quite stereotypical julie strain brinke stevens lloyd kaufman appear in small cameos and are wonderful in their small roles also there is lots of nudity both male female and the cast is very good looking so it is really a plus br br the low budget hurts the film in the effects department as there are very few gory scenes and are not really graphic probably because they would look bad nevertheless considering the budget the film at least looks good br br hamilton s more recent effort the sexploitational venture delta delta die is a better crafted and overall funnier film while this one is not as bad as other better known films it still has a lot of flaws and may be interesting only for fans of debbie rochon or fans of independent no budget films ,0
a retired diplomat played nicely by michael york goes to russia to get revenge on the russian gangster that murdered the diplomat s policeman son there the diplomat meets an exceptionally strong and decent russian cop who helps him bring the russian gangster to justice br br i remembered the old action flicks of the s that always portray the russians as evil bad guys out to undermine the righteous u s government it s interesting to see this time the russian guy as a hero br br not a great flick it s really typically a b action flick michael york lends some class to this mediocre movie alexander nevsky who plays the russian cop is kind of blah but surprisingly has some chemistry with michael york face it michael york is such a good actor that he d have chemistry with anyone he s doing a scene with disappointingly the handsome adrian paul gets killed within the first minutes into the movie now if adrian paul was in this movie longer it would ve been an above average b action flick all i can say about adrian paul is that he is real nice to look at for the first minutes of the movie the villain played by richard tyson is your typical bad guy he s very blonde and very villainous in this movie br br rent this flick if there is nothing else on tv to watch it s okay it doesn t suck too bad the action scenes are decent the acting could be better the plot could ve moved much faster but hey you get to see what russia looks like today ,0
lemuel gulliver ted danson is a doctor who goes missing at sea leaving pregnant wife mary mary steenburgen behind eight years later he turns up disheveled and seemingly mad babbling about his adventures in the lands of the tiny lilliputians the giant brobdingnags the floating island of the intellectual laputa and the houyhnhnms a race of intelligent talking horses who have to deal with the yahoos a race of bestial humans among many other adventures the not so good dr bates james fox who has designs on lemuel s wife has gulliver incarcerated in a mental institution and lemuel mary and son thomas tom sturridge must find a way to prove his sanity br br a splendid adaptation of jonathan swift s satirical novel this film is a magnificent adaptation on so many levels the story the satire the characters the visuals the brilliant cast it s simply a treat to watch and it s almost amazing considering that it was a made for tv film br br the film does a brilliant job of capturing swift s vicious satire which cuts like a hatchet through british society of the time but still resonates today the wise brobdingnags and the houyhnhnms are almost perfect individuals who find it virtually impossible to understand why gulliver speaks with such pride of the vices and corruptions of his society the scenes where gulliver struggles to prove himself different from the yahoos are perhaps the best with biting satire in describing how they pick their leaders they seem to pick the worst among them who rules until they find someone even worse go to war we only go to war for a very good reason such as they are weaker than us or we want all of their land etc the scenes involving laputa are also effectively done the intellectuals are so wrapped up in their specialized fields that they have no time for anything else and really possess little common sense and the addition of the asylum plot line enhances the story greatly dr bates is truly nasty character and when he gives a speech to the inquiry on gulliver s alleged vices it s quite clear that he s describing his own faults br br the film makes use of beautiful and fairly convincing cgi effects depicting the very diverse settings of the novel with great effect the contrast of sizes is done in a very skillful way and all of the worlds depicted in the story are convincing in their own way the cinematography particularly that concerning the asylum and the costumes are brilliantly done the editing of the present with lemuel s memories is a device which could be awkward but works very well br br the cast is truly wonderful a veritable who s who of british and american talent ted danson gives an excellent multi layered performance as gulliver showing effectively his transformation from a person bewildered by his strange surroundings to the lunatic state he was in when he reappears to his rational intellectual personality at the end most well known for his work on sit com danson shows that he s more than just sam malone with this wonderful serio comic performance mary steenburgen is effective as his wife and james fox is absolutely repulsive as bates the rest of the cast is made up mostly of cameos with peter o toole omar sharif warwick davis kristin scott thomas geraldine chaplin alfre woodward edward fox and sir john gielgud being the most memorable but even the smallest parts are very well played br br while not faithful to the book gulliver s travels is a triumph of story and images it s not to be missed br br ,1
this film is awful not offensive but extremely predictable the movie follows the life of a small town family in the mid s the father the principal at the school is going through a mid life crisis enter a pretty teacher from the big city who starts challenging her students minds with some thought provoking stuff like think for yourself the principal doesn t agree with her teaching but she is pretty you can connect the dots his teenage daughter winona ryder wannabe tara frederick is fed up with the small town lifestyle and wants to live she gets some bad advice hangs out with some bad boys and apparently family planning wasn t being taught at her school shocking seeing that director paul shapiro has mainly worked in tv this movie plays like a more adult version of an after school special or a very special episode of one of the more mundane sitcoms ,0
on the th of december in the grand café in paris film history was writing itself while louis lumière showed his short films all single shots to a paying audience la sortie des usines lumière was the first film to be played and i wish i was there not only to see the film but also the reactions of the audience br br we start with closed doors of the lumière factory apparently since the image seems a photograph people thought they were just going to see a slide show not something they were hoping for but then the doors open and people are streaming out heading home first a lot of women then some men and one man on a bike with a big dog when they are all out the doors close again br br whether this is the first film or not some say l arrivée d un train à la ciotat was the first film lumière recorded it is an impressive piece of early cinema being bored by this is close to impossible for multiple reasons one simple reason it is only fifty seconds long but also for people who normally only like the special effect films there must be something interesting here you don t get to see historical things like this every day ,1
this movie is the worst thing ever created by humans you think manos is the worst movie ever it doesn t even come close to this garbage i dont even know where to begin the russian commander and the rebel chic are the worst actors ever to appear in a movie they make the sister in troll look like meryl streep the goofy faces the chic makes while she s in kung fu training have to be seen to be believed then there is the oompa music during the prison break the totally out of place love scene the stupid song that plays during the out of place love scene the fake castro the fact that everybody has either a headband and or a bandanna on some part of their body the goofiest rape scene ever filmed and the worst acting ever put on film this movie deserves to be more well known among bad movie fans definitely the worst movie ever made ,0
though structured totally different from the book by tim krabbé who wrote the original the vanishing spoorloos it does have the same overall feel except for that koolhoven s style is less business like and more lyric the beginning is great the middle is fine but the sting is in the end a surprise emotional ending as you could read in several magazines there is some sex in the film but it is done all very beautifully never explicit but with lots of warmth and sometimes even humour it is a shame american films can t be as open an honoust as this one where dutch films tend to go just over the edge when it comes to this subject de grot stays always within the boundaries of good taste de grot tells an amazing story stretched over more than years when you ll leave the cinema you ll be moved what can we ask more of a film anyway this film even gives more ,1
this woman who works as an intern for a photographer goes home and takes a bath where she discovers this hole in the ceiling so she goes to find out that her neighbor above her is a photographer this movie could have had a great plot but then the plot drains of any hope the problem i had with this movie is that every ten seconds someone is snorting heroin if they took out the scenes where someone snorts heroin then this would be a pretty good movie every time i thought that a scene was going somewhere someone inhaled the white powder it was really lame to have that much drug use in one movie it pulled attention from the main plot and a great story about a photographer the lesbian stuff didn t bother me i was looking for a movie about art i found a movie about drug use ,0
i am definitely in the minority opinion on this one the hurt locker has won more best picture awards from the critic groups than any other film this year however not only did i not like it i found it hard to sit through br br there is minimal plot and little character development they disarm bombs fight and disarm more bombs that is the entire movie br br but the worst part was that the camera never stops moving and is constantly shaking this has been a recent fad in film making and it is supposed to make it seem more real because it has a cheap documentary look to it the camera was shaking so much it was making me nauseous to look at the screen br br i normally don t care for war movies and the hurt locker was no exception but you don t need to take my word for it because the critics love it ,0
this was one of the best shows ever made for tv full of mystery and intrigue and twists and turns compulsive viewing i was lucky i saw this in the uk they might have got the episode order wrong i can t remember but it at least was on at a regular time every week my girlfriend and i got hooked from the trailer in and neither of us is a big fan of american series normally br br after the pilot we knew this was something special we missed a couple of episodes and it made you sad and mad for a week missing those ones lol br br great casting superb acting gary cole was absolutely brilliant better even than his role as custer lucas black turned in an amazing performance for a kid and paige turco was at her best too since party of five and nick searcy of course as the sheriff s long suffering sidekick br br yes there were some confusing and perplexing bits which i presume would have been explained later and no doubt would have been in a later series that made the ending weak and you could tell they d killed it made us go what why did they do that with one of the best shows ever shoot the exec ,1
i did not watch the entire movie i could not watch the entire movie i stopped the dvd after watching for half an hour and i suggest anyone thinking of watching themselves it stop themselves before taking the disc out of the case br br i like mafia movies both tragic and comic but corky romano can only be described as a tragic attempt at a mafia comedy br br the problem is corky romano simply tries too hard to get the audience to laugh the plot seems to be an excuse for moving chris kattan corky from one scene to another corky himself is completely overplayed and lacks subtlety or credulity all his strange mannerisms come across as contrived chris kattan is clearly acting rather than taking a role it bounces you right out of the story each scene is utterly predictable the comedic event that will occur on the set is obvious as soon as each scene is introduced in comedies such as mr bean the disasters caused by the title character are funny because you can empathise with the characters motivations and initial event and the situation the character ends up in is not telegraphed corky however gives the feeling that he is deliberately screwing up in a desperate attempt to draw a laugh from the audience br br if chris had not played such an alien character who never really connects with the other characters in the movie and whose behaviour is entirely inexplicable except for trying to draw laughs and the comedy scenes weren t so predictable and stereotyped all the jokes seemed far too familiar this movie could have been watchable but it isn t don t watch it ,0
by mistake i ordered a series from the bbc their new version of robin hood very disappointing in comparison with ros terrible costuming and backgrounds while i enjoyed the sheriff who took cues from the nick grace character the rest of the cast left much to be desired as a for instance marion s costuming looked suspiciously like it came from walmart and sir guy well he looked a bit like a character from an outer space movie ros has stolen the spotlight probably forever in the telling of this tale cast costuming story lines scenery filming and soundtrack by clannad are all superb as is evidenced by all the continual feedback some years on ros is a timeless classic my thanks to all who made the series ,1
what s with all the negative comments after having seen this film for the first time tonight i can only say that this is a good holiday comedy that is sure to brighten up any lonely person s day when i saw that drew ben affleck might end up spending the holidays alone i wanted to cry you ll have to see the movie if you want to know why also even though i liked tom james gandolfini and alicia christina applegate after awhile if you ask me they were real snobs however this film did make me smile and feel good inside before i wrap this up i d like to say that mike mitchell has scored a pure holiday hit now in conclusion i highly recommend this good holiday comedy that is sure to brighten up any lonely person s day to any ben affleck or christina applegate fan who hasn t seen it ,1
saw this today with my year old i thought it was cute i agree with the other poster that it wasn t anything like the book that i can remember but we still enjoyed it all of the kids are pretty good and all in all pretty entertaining billy is the new kid who accepts a dare by the school bully to eat worms in a day if he loses he has to walk down the hall at school with worms in his pants the beginning of the movie is set up to show that billy has a very weak stomach and pukes at almost anything hilarity ensues with a bunch of different way to cook the worms good message about standing up to bullies and of course a sappy happy ending ,1
not having seen this film in quite some time we caught with it not long ago in the nicely transferred criterion dvd le cercle rouge is a film that owes a lot to other movies as it keeps reminding us about rififi the asphalt jungle among others because they all deal with capers that take center stage in the movie and reproduce it in great detail unfortunately one knows that old adage that crime does not pay and from the start these men involved in it are doomed from the onset br br jean pierre melville was a director of few words he didn t fill his pictures with a lot of dialog as it s the case here yet for not being talky they had a style of their own as proved with le dolous le samurai and his masterpiece bob le flambeur among others mr melville had a sense of style that comes across in everything he did in this film working with his cinematographer henri decae he takes us along for a ride through the streets of paris that shows the vibrant city mainly at night and the bleak winter in france the score is by eric demarsan that emphasizes a jazzy music that accompanies most of the action br br although the film shows alain delon as corey at the center of the action it is however the smart inspector mattei who is the real hero of the movie as played by the great bourvil he is a man that shows a lot of patience because he has figured from the beginning how to catch vogel and in the process he gets involved in the investigation of the jewel heist in which he knows the escaped man he is tailing looms large behind it bourvil gives an enormously satisfying performance as mattei showing equal parts of determination and tenderness as it s the case with the three cats he adores br br alain delon always responded with interesting performances his appearances in mellville s pictures in here he is corey the man who is first seen leaving prison and promising himself he won t go back but he cannot pass a good thing when he decides to go ahead and participate in the robbery his association with vogel and jansen pays off in the way they get the job done but it will also prove a mistake in the way they will not be able to dispose of the loot as the fence they have relied on has a change of heart br br gian maria volonte and yves montand are seen as vogel and jansen respectively they were excellent actors who blend well in the action of the film both actors were at their best moment when they took the roles in the film and it shows mr montand has the more complex character to play as we witness him in his first moment in front of the camera as a man with many demons inside his head br br jean pierre mellville got wonderful results from his cast and crew in a film that although feels a bit longer but still succeeds in showing his style in one of the most memorable pictures from the director ,1
this movie is the best horror movie i have ever seen the acting is terrible and the plot leaves a lot to be desired but the puppet gave me nightmares for weeks seriously if you have little kids don t let them see this of course i am a little biased because of an irrational fear of puppets and midgets also a body double cameo by the guy who does mini me verne troyer and some gratuitous nudity a must in any low budget horror movie all other horror movies will forever be judged against this in my book ,1
worth the admission price for the rock off alone any d fan will love this movie even though it s a tad short and cameos from john c reilly ben stiller tim robbins meatloaf and dave grohl just about recognisable prove that the d rock hard enough for anyone even dio the sasquatch mushroom scene is going to become an instant classic i don t want to say any more and be accused of putting spoilers in here fans of the original hbo series will see a couple of nods to the d s early on screen appearances in characters such as lee and the open mic host i only wish that they had played a few of the songs from the first album and the omission of the government totally sucks from the pod album is also a shame other than that this movie rocks obey the d ,1
i m a fan of columbo especially on a rainy saturday and it was fun to see oskar werner after fahrenheit but this episode was very lacking the original plot and plot twists were obvious and could be guessed way in advance even years before the modern detective shows of today but it was amusing to see the crazy couch patterns and modern electronics equipment and of course the mandatory suburbanite humor poking fun at modern art for sale the high tech home is a jetson s or disney version of tomorrowland and fun to think of writers inventing those way out gizmos br br if its sunny outside go play as there are much better columbo episodes still we should be thankful for cable tv that these episodes are being broadcast ,0
the legend of zu as i saw it was a very interesting story i think many of the people who didn t like it were not seeing the underlying mythology behind the film they were expecting something akin to star wars and it was not that joseph campbell i believe would have liked this film there were a number of metaphors and hidden meanings that an average viewer might have overlooked we all have a mountain of swords within us we all have to go into our own cave of blood sometime in our lives we all have to face our own insomnia someday granted some of the narration was a bit confusing and some of the action got a little hokey at times but i think other points of the film easily made up for it i d watch it again br br i don t know if there s a difference between the legend of zu which i saw in mandarin with english subtitles and zu warriors the dubbed usa version it might have been dumbed down for american audiences which really would have detracted from this film ,1
ok here is my personal list of top nicktoons shows as in today br br all grown up spongebob squarepants br br my life as a teenage robot br br invader zim br br catscratch rugrats br br notice a word with only capital letters that means this is the nick show i m going to talk about br br catscratch is basically a simple but great animated comedy about three wealthy cats mr blik gordon and waffles who get into weird and really surreal situations from attempting to join human kimberely s slumber party for root beer to saving a planet of slugs from the evil spaceship this is one nick show that you will simply have your funny bone tickled sooner or later the theme song is catchy and memorable voice actors including wayne knight from the seinfield franchise brings the characters to fresh life with very quirky personalities the stories are enjoyable fans episodes would be king of all root beer and gordon s lucky claw and the humor is all done in some style of earthworm jim br br so in conclusion catscratch is one of the nicktoons series like invader zim and mlaatr which becomes very very popular all over the world in just seasons or less ,1
this movie sucks from beginning till especially the end you probably don t get m any worse acting storyline photography camera work etcetera it s all bad very very bad br br but that s what makes it a great watch it will give you more than enough good laughs the worse the better br br i really have no clue what so ever of what these people were thinking making this movie a serious viking movie the story is goddamn ridiculous it s more like a comedy in disguise kinda like mafia also pointless but damn funny br br and look out for the very very end of the movie uhum ,0
 the invisible ray is part science fiction and part horror it was also the third of seven karloff lugosi features in this entry the dominant role goes to boris karloff br br through specially designed astronomical equipment dr janos rukh karloff demonstrates to colleagues dr felix benet bela lugosi sir frances stevens walter kingsford his wife lady stevens beulah bondi and their nephew ronald drake frank lawton that a meteorite containing a powerful element landed on the african continent many millions of years in the past rukh impresses his guests who invite him to accompany them on an expedition to africa to find the mysterious element br br rukh goes off on his own and discovers the place where the meteorite landed and the element which he names radium x due to rukh s long absences his comely young wife diana frances drake becomes attracted to drake and the two fall in love meanwhile rukh becomes contaminated by radium x to the point that anyone he touches will die instantly the contamination causes his skin to emit a bright glow in the dark br br rukh goes to benet for help benet devises an antidote which if taken on a daily basis will provide temporary immunity to the element unfortuneatly the deadly element also affects rukh s brain slowly turning him into a vindictive murderer br br while rukh is continuing his work sir frances takes news of the discovery back to france diana and ronald accompany him when benet informs him of this action rukh accuses the party of betraying him and his discovery and secretly plans his revenge when he returns to france he learns of the healing power of radium x as he cures his mother s violet kemble cooper blindness and of benet s work in curing the maladies of his patients br br but rukh s madness intensifies first he murders an innocent man whom is identified as rukh upon hearing of rukh s apparent demise diana and ronald marry this angers rukh and he begins to exact his revenge on the five other members of the expedition one night he is lured into a trap set by benet and br br karloff is excellent in the lead role moving from a happily married ambitious scientist to a raving maniac lugosi has a straight role for once and does what he can with the limited part br br at minutes this film was the second longest of the six karloff lugosi collaborations karloff s film all the way ,1
i haven t seen this movie since it came out at a drive in theater and i have been searching for it since at the time i was and the story excited me and now the ending eludes me it was young love that engrossed me the most not to mention john s vocals and taupin s lyrics the story at the time hit home to my psyche i am a lover of sentimental movies and this still hangs in my head after years it is that good place yourself at adolescent age and let your fantasies run if this movie didn t excite your curiosity then you were just too old i look forward to seeing it again even at my age if nostalgia is in your venue i m sure this is an interesting movie to see it s innocence is simply astounding and it s simplicity is so easy and enjoyable ,1
the beautiful story of stardust is written by by neil gaiman writer of mirrormask and it s really a good story i think it would appeal to any labyrinth princess bride or th kingdom fan and yet it s totally unique and stands up on it s own and i feel the film adaptation of this story has a far better ending than what was presented in the original novel by neil gaiman i won t spoil it for you br br the main character tristan tristran in the novel is the son of a mortal and a faerie slave kept by a witch in the realm of faerie the story begins in a town near a wall that separates the magical world from the human world when there is a falling star tristan promises to retrieve it for a girl he is infatuated with he is unaware that the star has taken the form of a girl in the fairy world and that there are others after her too three elderly witches who want to use her heart to become young again and some bickering princes br br it s a really good story it has humor and magic and beautiful surreal scenes and visuals it s charming and i feel it can be watched by children and adults of all ages it s simply magical it s a true classic fairy tale the likes of which i haven t seen in cinema since the s ,1
do not take this film seriously rent it with some folks who want to play mystery science and you will probably laugh your butts off the evil guys are so not scary it s funny it s like some dude from th grade with a sickle in a scarecrow get up the acting is hilarious i love the occasional self torture with a poor horror film and this really had me giggling i recommend it on that basis of course recreational drugs will enhance the experience oh there is a naked group swimming scene that will allow for some star dust on the star system the token black male gets injured badly but continues his joking as well as using the injured body part quite readily throughout enjoy this complete and utter disgrace to films ,0
the release of tarzan the ape man in caused a sensation it may be hard to believe years later but the film had much of the same kind of impact as the matrix or the lord of the rings has achieved at a time when movies and radio were the major sources of entertainment tarzan became an instant pop icon the noble savage that every woman fantasized about and every man wished he could be the only person unhappy about the situation was edgar rice burroughs who while he d agreed to mgm s creative liberties and enjoyed his hefty royalty checks felt the dumbed down version of his character with no plans to allow him to grow was unfaithful to his vision he would start a production company and soon be making his own tarzan films mgm realizing the value of it s newest star knew the sequel would have to be even more spectacular than the original and tarzan and his mate delivered br br the film had an interesting back story cedric gibbons mgm s legendary art director had gotten a commitment from the studio to direct the sequel prior to the release of tarzan the ape man despite the fact that he d never directed before the studio hadn t anticipated the film s impact and didn t think a novice director would matter much on a novelty film and they wanted to keep their oscar winning department chief happy gibbons a prodigiously talented and imaginative visual artist loved the freedom of pre code hollywood and decided to have tarzan and his mate push the envelope to the limit tarzan and jane would frolic in a nude swim and jane would appear topless through most of the film maureen o sullivan said in an interview shortly before her death in that while a double was used for the swim she trusted the studio and did a couple of days of filming sans top but it became too much of a headache trying to strategically place plants and fruit to block her nipples and the idea was abandoned the film shot those days would be worth a fortune she did do a nude silhouette scene in a tent flashed her breasts at the conclusion of her swim and donned a revised jungle costume that was extremely provocative very thin and open at the sides and the resulting outcry would help create the hays office and the self censorship that would soon engulf the entire industry br br mgm yanked gibbons from the production the official reason given was his workload as art director and veteran jack conway was listed as the new director to appease the critics although james c mckay actually directed the film as conway was busy on other projects including viva villa br br the film incorporated the best elements of the original safaris murderous tribes tarzan fighting jungle beasts to the death to save jane and actually improved on the storytelling harry holt neil hamilton from the first film returns to africa for ivory from the elephants graveyard and to try to seduce jane into returning to england with gifts of silk dresses underwear and perfume he brings with him martin arlington paul cavanagh a crack shot and inveterate womanizer who sneers at holt s chivalrous pursuit of jane and stalks her as a potential conquest to be had by any means including killing tarzan if and when he can get away with it without being seen br br tarzan barely tolerates the intrusion into his happy life with jane and puts his foot down refusing to allow the hunters into the graveyard arlington finds his opportunity catching the ape man alone and shoots him then returns to the camp with a fabricated story of his demise now jane has no reason to remain in the jungle and she can direct them to the graveyard before her long voyage back to england comforted by the oh so sympathetic arlington but a savage tribe and hideous torture await the group can tarzan being nursed back to health by his ape family recover in time to save jane br br while stock footage is again used extensively the racial stereotypes of the s are apparent and the gorillas are obviously actors in ape suits tarzan and his mate achieves a level of sophistication unsurpassed in any other tarzan film as well as a sexiness that even bo derek s blatantly erotic tarzan the ape man couldn t touch johnny weissmuller was in peak condition physically maureen o sullivan was never more beautiful and africa never looked more romantic and dangerous br br tarzan and his mate was a triumph although it would be drastically edited for many years and remains the classic of the series to this day ,1
lost holds something interesting for everyone you can say an awfully lot about this series and an awfully lot has been said so i won t be the one to spell it all out for you again just read the persons who loved it and you ll know why you want to watch it the nice thing about this series is that its totally new there are not much movies and even fewer series based on the theme of only suspense but lost lives up to the theme with pride its all about the unexplained and if you combine that with an exotic location nice plot twists an excellent cast and a good format present and past combined in single episodes you ll have a series in which every episode is a story on its own but part of a greater telling you want to have all the insights of the characters you want to see the overall picture and you ll want to know where the writers are taking you the result of that is that its a series which does not let you go on a more sceptic note the series went under a bit in season probably due to its own success it is well known that lost was only written for one season originally and when the overwhelming success followed the writers were overwhelmed too in my opinion they made the mistake to add even more mysteries and in a higher pace in season then to solve the ones or partially at least the ones of season at the end of season you ended with a big blurr of secrets plot twists and unexplained phenomena but there is only so much a viewer can take the difference between season and however was huge season handed out a lot of insights to partially replace them with new questions and that s exactly how they should write you want to thumble from one plot twist to the next not get a tsunami of secrets spread all over you and then pick up a few to explain to the viewers they got that in season and brings us a promising series future for season its good to see that such a different format of a series can be so hugely popular ,1
after some internet surfing i found the homefront series on dvd at ioffer com before anyone gets excited the dvd set i received was burned by an amateur from home video tapes recorded off of their tv years ago the resolution and quality are poor the images look like you would expect old re recorded video to look although the commercials were edited out the ending credits of each episode still have voice over announcements for the segway into the abc news program nightline complete with the top news headlines from the early s even with the poor image quality the shows were watch able and the sound quality was fine br br to this show s credit the casting was nearly perfect everyone was believable and really looked the part their acting was also above average the role of jeff metcalf is played particularly well by kyle chandler most recently seen in the remake of king kong the period costumes were very authentic as were the sets especially the s kitchens with vintage appliances and décor the direction was also creative and different for a tv show at that time for example conversations between characters were sometimes inter cut with conversations about the same subject between other characters in different scenes the dialog of the different conversations was kept fluid despite cutting back and fourth between the different characters and locations that takes good direction and editing and they made it work in this case br br as i started watching this series again i suddenly remembered why i lost interest in it years ago despite all the ingredients for a fine show the plots and story lines are disappointing and confusing right from the start for one thing the name of the show itself is totally misleading when wwii ended in there was no more fighting so obviously there was no longer a homefront either curiously the first episode of the show homefront begins in after the war had ended that s like shooting the first episode of gilligan s island showing the castaways being rescued the whole premise of the show s namesake is completely lost i still held on to hope with the possibility of the rest of the series being a flashback but no the entire show takes place from through additionally this series fails miserably in any attempt to accurately portray any historical events of the late s by the third episode it becomes obvious that this series was nothing more than a thinly veiled vehicle for an ultra left wing political agenda the show is set in river run ohio near toledo however the show s ongoing racism theme makes it look more like jackson mississippi than ohio part of the ensemble cast are dick williams hattie winston and sterling macer jr who portray the davis family much of the series shows the davis family being discriminated against by the evil whites to the point of being ridiculous and totally absurd if not laughable the racism card has been played and over played by hollywood now for over years we get it we re also tired of having our noses rubbed in it on a daily basis the subject of racism is also unpopular with viewers and it is the kiss of death for any show as it was for homefront the acting talents of williams winston and macer were wasted in their roles as the stereotypical frightened angry black family the wildly exaggerated racism in this series makes it look like everyone in ohio was a kkk member or something the racism issue could have been addressed in this show in a single episode with a simple punch in the nose or fist fight in which a bigot gets a well deserved thrashing and leave it at that devoting a major portion of the series to the racism thing gets really old really quick and its just plain stupid br br in yet another ridiculous plot line the big boss of a local factory ken jenkins is portrayed as an ebenezer scrooge like character who is against pensions and raises and is unconcerned about acid dripping on his employees the workers revolt and take over the factory in a blatant pro communist propaganda message to the viewer br br personally i think this series had great potential the writers could have easily placed the timeline in – as the title suggests and shown the hardships of food and gas rationing and working hour days at war factories of course the loss of brothers sons and husbands fighting overseas would have also added drama the situation was also perfect for writing in special guest stars as military or uso personnel passing through their town during training or en route to europe or the pacific the possibilities for good story lines and plots are endless but no the writers of homefront david assael and james grissom completely ignored any relevant or interesting plots instead they totally missed the point and strayed into a bizarre and irrelevant obsession with racism and left wing politics it would be unfair to the actors to condemn the entire series but the plots and situations in which they were placed are total garbage ,0
completely worth checking out saw it on mlk s birthday and it hit me big time sometimes it feels like we re all in a trap and are doomed to repeat the past no matter how much we try to change all we can do is to keep on going and speaking out just keep on going don t mean to be a downer because that s not the point but maybe we need to get down before we see how much we need to work on ourselves what happens when we keep being told by the best people like mlk what needs to happen to pull us out of our dead end road but we don t listen i know that some of us do listen but how do we get the rest of the world to see things as they really are just keep going i guess this movie got me thinking even more about all of this so i guess it has done what it set out to do that s what i consider to be a good movie or play or book or poem or speech or anything something that gets you thinking and keyed up to move in an active direction instead of sitting stuck and bored and hopeless ,1
and unfortunately so did i any movie that relies on a bad pun as its tagline or its title should be relegated to the bin but we decided to try a second consecutive bad movie for movie night we had a winner in house of the dead go with that one if you want a laughable flick br br some witch jumped into the water after being set on fire by mr miner some guy took a dump in the woods and that same guy grabbed a new girlfriend right in front of his old one i don t remember much else the last third of the movie was utterly insipid and we were all waiting in agony until the end ,0
rated pg for violence brief sexual humor and drug content quebec rating should be g canadian home video rating a br br i have seen police story a couple of times now in my opinion police story is chan s best film from the s he originally made it because he didn t like the other cop film he had to star in which was the protector i have not seen the protector so i cant compare the acting isn t too bad and the plot is pretty good i don t remember the plot well because i saw this film a while back but what i do remember is this film has lots of great action stunts and comedy just what a good chan film needs if you can find police story and you are chan fan then buy this film br br runtime min br br ,1
 kings and queen is a bloated french drama that rambles on for an interminable two hours and thirty two minutes to no discernible point or purpose br br the film features two stories that seem unrelated at first but which eventually connect with one another about halfway through the movie the first centers around nora and her struggles with various men in her life including an elderly father who discovers he has only a few days left to live the other story involves a young man named ismael a violinist who finds himself placed unfairly he believes in a mental institution through the machinations of an unknown third party after traveling along on separate tracks for awhile these two narrative strands eventually come together when we learn that ismael is a former lover of nora s and the man she has chosen to adopt her son from an earlier tragic relationship br br with a bit more focus and a considerable amount of streamlining kings and queen might have been a potent engrossing drama about modern day relationships it certainly has moments of tremendous insight and emotional power and the performances are for the most part complex and touching but taken as a whole the film meanders and maunders to such an extent that quite frankly it begins to wreak havoc on our patience and to wear out its welcome early on even more distressing is the fact that even though we spend what seems like a mild eternity in the company of these people we really don t know quite what to make of any of them when the show is finally over for instance nora s father on his deathbed writes a withering diatribe against his daughter s character that simply doesn t gibe with the woman we ve been looking at for well over two hours nora is admittedly no mother theresa then again who is but she certainly doesn t deserve the invective thrown at her by her very own father nora could be accused of being confused indecisive a bit self absorbed at times but evil enough to have her father wishing he could give her his cancer and make her die in his place i don t think so br br perhaps this film is simply operating at a level of depth that i was unable to fathom but my suspicion is that even writer roger bohbot and co writer director arnaud desplechin would have trouble fully explaining their purpose here this is a well acted pretentious bore of a film that takes the viewer on a long rambling voyage through a sea of personal crises a journey that leaves him no wiser or more enlightened at the end than he was at the beginning ,0
a story about love and hate tragedy and happiness and most of all friendship set in the very interesting time of the american civil war br br gets you interested in history gets you emotionally involved and makes you feverishly wait for the next episode br br moreover the casting was splendid many superstars appear in short cameos the leading roles are played by a big array of talented mimes kirstie alley and terri garber should be mentioned here this is simply a superb example for a tv production as it should be br br not to forget the sheer loveliness of wendy kilbourne portraying constance ,1
wow this movie was absolutely brilliant i really don t know why everyone says it has a slow pace i thought the pace was perfect the movie is about michael sullivan played by tom hanks with perfection who is a sort of hit man killer working for john rooney paul newman he disslikes this job but does it because rooney payed for his house and helps him financially he had nothing and mr rooney gave him everything but his children are unaware that this is his job and when one witnesses a cold blooded murder by him he is placed in an awkward position and when an atrocity occurs he leaves with his son and is bent on revenge they rob abanks and much more and build a bond they re the perfect team hanks does a great job as always as well as jude law who plays his creepy role to perfection this drama is highly recommended as it shows a beautiful story and greatly shows how the s were ,1
i ve been looking forward to watching wirey spindell since having happened across schaffer s fall unfortunately i found ws to be a wandering unengaging boring bunch of claptrap pieced together with what apparently is schaeffer s signature a mix of story narration and poetry the film recounts the sexual and other experiences of a manhattan man about to be married through self narrated flashbacks like beads on a string schaffer apparently has strung together every little sexual life experience while neglecting to tend to the beauty of the necklace the result is a disjointed rambling story about a boy growing up which fails to engender empathy and leaves the viewer disconnected unsatisfied and with a bad after taste which taints the mechanical feel good ending a mediocre indie and a step backward for schaeffer ,0
manna from heaven is a light comedy that uses exaggeration of human foibles to entertain the audience throughout the film there is the expectation that goodness will surface in each situation the result is that the movie goer finds himself herself sitting with this silly grin on his her face peace in his her heart and high expectations for human kind watching this movie was a most pleasant experience i would venture to say uplifting experience but some would say that sounds corny ,1
being an austrian myself this has been a straight knock in my face fortunately i don t live nowhere near the place where this movie takes place but unfortunately it portrays everything that the rest of austria hates about viennese people or people close to that region and it is very easy to read that this is exactly the directors intention to let your head sink into your hands and say oh my god how can that be possible no not with me the in my opinion totally exaggerated uncensored swinger club scene is not necessary i watch porn sure but in this context i was rather disgusted than put in the right context br br this movie tells a story about how misled people who suffer from lack of education or bad company try to survive and live in a world of redundancy and boring horizons a girl who is treated like a whore by her super jealous boyfriend and still keeps coming back a female teacher who discovers her masochism by putting the life of her super cruel lover on the line an old couple who has an almost mathematical daily cycle she is the official replacement of his ex wife a couple that has just divorced and has the ex husband suffer under the acts of his former wife obviously having a relationship with her masseuse and finally a crazy hitchhiker who asks her drivers the most unusual questions and stretches their nerves by just being super annoying br br after having seen it you feel almost nothing you re not even shocked sad depressed or feel like doing anything maybe that s why i gave it points it made me react in a way i never reacted before if that s good or bad is up to you ,1
this movie starts presenting a somehow original idea but became a great frustration later on what is the deal of having an original start if the rest of the movie did little to avoid a clichéd plot the movie itself is very unbelievable i would like to know how exactly someone enters a clinic gets a nurse outfit kills a doctor takes out a patient in her bed puts into his chevy pickup and leaves i guess no one could answer this question so they just jumped to the other scene hiding these little details the performances are just plain bad the villain is just another annoying crazy antagonist no deepness totally linear character after minutes of film most scenes are unbelievable seemed like they were put there just for the sake of the minutes since they were totally unneeded a doctor see a woman clearly under strong medication is denied to examine her gets kicked out of the house and simply leaves quiet the ending scene made me burst into laugher only mickey mouse could make it more out of reality i m giving it out of for the first lets say minutes of movie ,0
with all due disrespect for this george stevens sr epic of miscastings and misreadings i can only wonder that the james dean legend could survive this outing i submit that then studio obeisances to bankable box office giants came a cropper of its own gigantismoses nor were rock and liz that much better off let us just say that the televised dallas was the authentic heir even if contemp tuous latterday texans like lay and delay not to mention our putative president of these here yewbenighted states of amurrika perform a one upsmanship of dastardly global dimensions i never read edna ferber s original but will lay odds it is head and shoulders superior to what got on screen herein and all those well paid i would imagine supporting actors of note and celebrity notwithstanding giant is to me at least a midget of scant merit never mind the promo campaigns ,0
this film is one giant pant load paul schrader is utterly lost in his own bad screenplay and his directing is about as comatose as it can be without his actually having been sleepwalking during the process br br the worst though is woody harrelson whom i ordinarily like when he s properly cast he plays the walker a homosexual man in d c who plays social companion to the bored wives of the washington elite he couldn t have been more one dimensional if he had been cut out of a magazine and bounced around in front of the camera on a popsicle stick his southern accent is that off the rack version that decrescendos from the beginning to the end of every line he delivers as though the heat and humidity of the south is still draining him of every ounce of energy he has it is monotonous but his is not the worst accent in the movie his boyfriend played by moritz bleibtreau attempts to affect some kind of a mid east accent that is so clumsy he can barely deliver the bad lines written for him he is incapable of rolling his r s in spite of the fact that in real life he is german and speaks several languages one of them being italian that s kind of a good reason to cast someone else don t ya think br br from the story to the screenplay to the directing to the camera work to the performances by the leads this movie is bad from beginning to end the only tolerable moments in this film came from three supporting actresses lily tomlin lauren bacall and kristin scott thomas only these three managed to make it through this movie with their dignity in tact in fact all three are excellent in spite of being trapped in a really bad film ufortunately no one could ever be good enough to redeem this endless series of flaws if you like these three actresses watch them in something else this movie is not worth your time ,0
to me this movie was just plain confusing slow and uninteresting why did the aliens choose to communicate through ants it makes no sense the ending was muddled and made no sense whatsoever in the end i was hoping that the ants would kill everyone br br avoid this one at all costs not even mstk could save it ,0
this is a nicely done story with pretty music lots of dancing lots of big sister little sister interaction almost all of it positive and lots of wishes granted there are funny moments that older children and adults will enjoy such as when king randolph exclaims they re just shoes aren t they and tender moments such as when princess genevieve comforts her youngest sister lacey after a blunder br br the animation is perhaps not as good as disney but it still is very good the facial expressions are nuanced particularly for genevieve king randolph duchess rowena and her servant derek the cobbler and little princess lacey my only quibble on the animation is in the dance sequences where the dancing princesses become absolute carbon copies of each other without the slightest deviation even the three youngest copy the dance steps perfectly i would have liked to see a little more individualism in the dancing considering that these girls are not professional ballerinas or chorus dancers br br the resolution of the story is handled cleverly to get rid of a villainess without actually hurting her there is some violence done to guards in the story and the villainess s monkey is mean to other animals in the story br br my year old daughter loves this movie and has watched it repeatedly and i have found it to be quite acceptable for her to watch ,1
i think this show is screamingly funny it s not for every taste and i m not going to elevate or denigrate the folks that don t get it i m sure they re wonderful bright people that operate at a different wavelength but if you like it you really like it sarah plays a self infatuated loser named sarah silverman who often finds her self in homerian predicaments that s homerian as in homerian simpsonian br br i remember sarah silverman from her brief gig on saturday night live in the early s i liked her immediately then and i go out of my way to check out anything she s done br br this show is choke on your food and wet your pants funny therefore i always fast before watching it and wear adult diapers check it out ,1
playmania is extremely boring this is the basis of the show mel or shandi ask extremely easy questions that a year old could answer at an extremely slow pace this show lasts for hours and they probably only play about games in that period people may like this show because the hosts are eye candy but they re hotness completely is destroyed by the fact that they are so friggin annoying br br during the show they mention that we need more players a million times the top surveys that they do probably takes about minutes out of the show this show is probably one of the worst game shows ever made one of the reasons they probably don t have callers is because the show is so cheap with the money the most money i ve ever seen them hand out was i wouldn t be surprised if this game show is canceled by the end of ,0
the film starts with a manager nicholas bell giving welcome investors robert carradine to primal park a secret project mutating a primal animal using fossilized dna like ¨jurassik park¨ and some scientists resurrect one of nature s most fearsome predators the sabretooth tiger or smilodon scientific ambition turns deadly however and when the high voltage fence is opened the creature escape and begins savagely stalking its prey the human visitors tourists and scientific meanwhile some youngsters enter in the restricted area of the security center and are attacked by a pack of large pre historical animals which are deadlier and bigger in addition a security agent stacy haiduk and her mate brian wimmer fight hardly against the carnivorous smilodons the sabretooths themselves of course are the real star stars and they are astounding terrifyingly though not convincing the giant animals savagely are stalking its prey and the group run afoul and fight against one nature s most fearsome predators furthermore a third sabretooth more dangerous and slow stalks its victims br br the movie delivers the goods with lots of blood and gore as beheading hair raising chills full of scares when the sabretooths appear with mediocre special effects the story provides exciting and stirring entertainment but it results to be quite boring the giant animals are majority made by computer generator and seem totally lousy middling performances though the players reacting appropriately to becoming food actors give vigorously physical performances dodging the beasts running bound and leaps or dangling over walls and it packs a ridiculous final deadly scene no for small kids by realistic gory and violent attack scenes other films about sabretooths or smilodon are the following ¨sabretooth ¨by james r hickox with vanessa angel david keith and john rhys davies and the much better ¨ bc ¨ by roland emmerich with with steven strait cliff curtis and camilla belle this motion picture filled with bloody moments is badly directed by george miller and with no originality because takes too many elements from previous films miller is an australian director usually working for television tidal wave journey to the center of the earth and many others and occasionally for cinema the man from snowy river zeus and roxanne robinson crusoe rating below average bottom of barrel ,0
if there s one thing you can count on disney to do it s their uncanny ability to take a story and tell it again and again and again even watching the commercial for lady and the tramp ii was a horrible experience disney s going to ruin one of their most awesome classics ever it even had that spaghetti meatball scene it s been done before and that s what i say to this sorry direct to video the entire concept should be banned everything is just a rehash of the original movie and even several of bluth s really bad movies the penguin and walrus duo i ve even forgotten their names are just a really poor carbon copy of timon and pumbaa morgana is another ursula she even repeats practically all her old lines the songs are pathetic really abysmal i ve never heard songs so bad from them before until now and the dialogue is atrocious it s pathetic and simplistic on the plus side at least they took the time to make the animation somewhat decent all of the usual characters aren t as annoying as they used to be or maybe that s a minus for little mermaid fans back on the negative melody is just so sickeningly cute you just might vomit i almost did do yourself and your little mermaid fan a favor don t waste your money on this true it s not as horrific as return of jafar or pocahontas ii but that s little consolation ,0
i came across this movie on tv i hadn t heard of it before and almost changed the channel but it quickly hooked me br br the story of the struggle of the burmese people against a military dictatorship was provoking the level of brutality that some are willing to use to hold onto power is hard to believe it makes me thankful to live in a country where the government isn t likely to shoot people in the streets br br the story of laura bowman was a good thread to hold the story of political struggle together ,1
 why are there so many songs about rainbows and what s on the other side kermit poses this relatively simple double interrogative near the beginning of the muppet movie while singing his signature song the rainbow connection as time goes by the question and the movie only gain profundity br br i m going to forgo the review of this movie as a children s comedy but look at it instead as a classic for every generation to love with serious ideals and a heartwarming message that gains more warmth with each passing year br br as the milestones in my own life come creeping up on me i hear more and more the evocative strains of that elementary ditty and realize that it can fit the soundtrack to anyone s life because we all dream and that is what this movie is about it s not just a bunch of puppets it s a bunch of puppets having the strength to pursue their dreams which is a good lesson for everyone br br and while the humor and mirth of the film always feel good they re not a fair judge of the movie only the rainbow connection and the powerful emotions it will realize and it all fits in rainbow connection is the muppet movie and vice versa it s existentialism meets children s entertainment there s no simpler way to describe it ,1
probably the two main significances of elmer s pet rabbit are that the wacky leporid featured in a wild hare now has a name and that he utters his famous of course you realize this means war for the first time mostly the termite terrace crowd was still trying to figure out what exactly to do with this long eared rascal it s certainly a must see for hard core fans of this genre but others will probably have little reason to take interest br br but make no mistake it s quite hilarious what bugs bunny does to the eternally gullible elmer fudd clear shades of things to come abound throughout the cartoon i recommend it ,1
turn your backs away or you re gonna get in big trouble out of my boyfriend s back only a happy ending can bloom your innocence that is full of gloom and doom at the very moment you re watching this it s safe to say that the entire movie falls apart with a sarcastic approach and tribute to zombie shows that defy nonsense to the max we get a name like johnny every so often and this johnny has nowhere to go there isn t a specific reason to why our dead corpse crawls out of his grave just to survive until prom night so that renders the movie totally useless without a feeling of sorrow his mother is convinced to tell the doctor that he s dead johnny takes a bite out of eddie s arm afterwards the viewer is asked a tough question why does the movie have to be this cornball there is an answer any resemblance to all persons living or dead is purely coincidental living is a coincidence dead has nothing in common with the movie show this one to your girlfriend and she ll skip the senior prom turning your life into a deserted ruin blah ,0
saw this as a young naive punk when it was first released had me snifflin like a baby as i left the theatre trying not to let anyone see so when i saw it again now in i knew what to expect the sobs were ready primed as their required moment approached thankfully this time i was at home br br what i hadn t remembered from my youthful viewing or perhaps hadn t noticed because of it was the technical brilliance of this movie the use of flashbacks which tell so much story without resorting to dialogue the camera work which seemed to place the viewer together with the characters in the scene think of the opening when joe is crossing the street to the diner the camera pans behind the woman child sitting on a bench in the foreground framing the street scene br br the story itself the characters seedy sad brutally real it is very touching to be drawn so closely into a human drama such as this with people most of us would likely spurn then again joe ratso could be any of us must have been when i saw it i recall that upon leaving the theatre i was impelled to find the company of friends all these years later i m glad i m not alone tonight this is one hell of a great movie ,1
i didn t realize just how much of this episode was taken from the enemy below until i finally saw the movie it has since become my fave war flick there were a couple of elements lifted from run silent run deep as well nothing wrong with stealing ideas as long as you do something cool with them and boy did roddenberry and company do something cool with this one br br the story begins when the romulans violate a year old treaty and by crossing the neutral zone and destroying a series of federation outposts along the zone ostensibly to test their superior weaponry and invisibility screen and subsequent shift in the balance of power between the romulans and the federation in their view as a prelude to an all out invasion kirk has to decide whether it s worth risking war to try and stop the romulan ship or if in fact the greater risk lies in letting the invaders go after they destroyed military outposts kirk wisely chooses the latter br br this is our first look at an enemy of the federation the romulans a warlike yet in their own way honorable race who are distant relatives to the vulcans however unlike their peaceful cousins the romulans did not renounce their emotions and violent and imperialistic ways even as they advanced technologically br br none of this matters to mr stiles the ship s navigator and this episode s chief antagonist on board the enterprise the romulan commander has his own problems with a gung ho junior officer all that matters to him is he hates romulans and spock looks like one until the end when spock saves his life naturally this contrasts sharply with captain kirk and the romulan commander neither of whom has any personal ill will towards the other at all both men are simply doing their duty in fact there s a mutual respect this is the first trek episode to deal directly with prejudice and it does so deftly as opposed to season s not so subtle let that be your last battlefield br br like the enemy below we have a classic chess match between two ship commanders who are actually very much alike you see right away that both of these captains are good very good if you were going into battle you d want either of these man as your leader both are honorable and decent men who are duty bound yet even though the romulan commander is bound by duty to his home world he still finds himself wishing for destruction before he can make it home rather than start another interstellar war yet he still does everything he can to make it home just as kirk does everything he can to stop him br br this is in my opinion one of trek s best it has everything plenty of action suspense great dialogue fine acting i still maintain the romulan commander was mark lenard s best trek role and it manages to make its social commentary without being overly preachy a pity roddenberry forgot about the last part when he did tng br br watch this episode then watch the enemy below ,1
the jazz singer is one of a number of films made in the late s and about the jewish experience in the united states other than crossfire and gentleman s agreement which dealt with anti semitism they usually had a musical theatre background these films included the jolson story jolson sings again the eddy duchin story the eddie cantor story the benny goodman story and margorie morningstar the leading actors in these jewish films were always played by non jews for example larry parks a non jew played al jolson and gene kelly played noel airman in marjorie morningstar this casting was probably done to make the jewish theme palpable to a mainly non jewish audience the jazz singer is no different danny thomas was a devout catholic and peggy lee was certainly not jewish although she plays a non practicing jewess in the film the clue to her background is when she attends the golding s family meal before entering she says i haven t been to a sader passover service since i left home br br the film is about a cantor s son who has just left the service after seeing action in korea his dilemma is whether to become a cantor a family tradition or to be a singer in musical theatre his choice of theatre leads to an inevitable conflict with his father br br however there is much more to this film than this this film was made after the rosenberg trial during the mccarthy whitchhunts and the hollywood blacklist therefore in this film the jews are shown as good loyal citizens and br br are quintessentialy american the synagogue choir would rather play baseball than practice the cantors friends also talk about baseball in fact one of them is a major league umpire the synagogue itself dates back to and george washington is said to have visited therefore jews are presented as part and parcel of american society nobody in this film has a eastern european accent peggy lee appeared in very few feature films in this film you get to see her sing lover and just one of those things wonderful danny thomas is quite credible and he acts and sings the part very well the comedic routines could have been left out yes the film is schmaltzy and sentimental but it is well worth seeing i enjoyed it very much ,1
not much to say beyond the summary save that this is an example of j edgar s hoover s constant attention to maintaining a good pr profile they don t make movies this bad very often especially with the likes of jimmy stewart and vera miles in the blend too bad br br ,0
i viewed my videotape last night for the first time in at least ten years i found the work itself and the performances just as gripping as they were in my memory george hearn of course was the master of the role of sweeney there is never a touch of softness in his determination to wreak vengeance on those he believes caused his wife s death and his daughter s disappearance at least not until the end when he discovers that his thirst for revenge has led him to murder his wife angela lansbury on the other hand creates a more complex portrayal as mrs lovett she understood that sondheim wanted that role to be something of a comic counterpart to sweeney and even brings some tenderness into her courtship of sweeney and her nurture of the boy tobias for those with long memories this performance takes one back to her debut performances in the picture of dorian grey and gaslight long before murder she wrote only a year ago i saw the musical at lyric opera of chicago with current opera superstar brynn terfel as sweeney others have commented on the operatic quality of the score my conclusion is that sweeney works better with actors who can at least handle the vocal lines than with opera performers who have limited acting skills as a final note i commend the performer who portrayed tobias with his mixed loyalties and confusion about what is going on around him it seemed appropriate that he had virtually the last word ,1
perhaps it s because i am so in love with the william holden kim novak version or because i m not a gen x er but this was absolutely the worst remake i have ever seen without the original s soundtrack it just seemed like another typical tv movie yes about as bland as kraft cheese ,0
it surprises me that i actually got the courage to watch the bio flick or flicks che parts why because if my cuban exile parents would ever found out i saw this movie about this despicable mass murderer of the cuban revolution i would be grounded for life hey wait i am an adult they can t ground me no mas director steven soderbergh and newbie commie sorry steven but i had to take soder shots here divides the movie in two partes on commander ernesto che guevara s revolutionary life che part presents how che in the mid s joined fidel castro s guerilla crew in their revolutionary quest to overthrow cuban president fulgencio batista s regime which as we all know was a revolutionary success for them but a gargantuan guerilla disaster to many cubans as it revolted into communism che part presents che trying to revolutionize the t shirt industry by pitching t shirts with his appalling bearbado face to t shirt manufacturers ok i am che chatting a lot of crap towards your way i meant to say the che part focuses on che in the late s trying to bring back the revolution this time to a poverty stricken bolivia but with far different results in fact che ended up being dead meat enchelada when he was captured and killed by the bolivian militia in soderbergh does not include the in between time of those two instances in che s life when he commanded the despicable la cabana fortress prison in cuba where he mass murdered many cubans who opposed communism that is where i think soderbergh executed a cinematic injustice by not showing the viewers how atrocious guevara really was i did decide to see che in hopes that soderbergh would not glamorize him but instead present how disturbed he really was unfortunately soderbergh did not do the latter and sadly decided to present guevara as a revolutionary hero which he was not he was a sick man who thank god is now probably at the bottom of the devil barrel now i do have to be an objectivistic reviewer and must admit that benicio del toro s performance as che was extremely commanding and worthy of merit and that demian bichir was a haunting dead ringer as fidel castro in his meticulous performance but the rest of the cast of che was primarily comprised of mediocre performances of actors portraying guerilla soldiers and as much as i do admire matt damon why did sodebergh throw him in the revolutionary mix in a spanish speaking cameo performance portraying a bolivian delegate soderbergh did not have to present this biopic which is mostly too much talk and not enough action in hours and minutes we have had too much of che already even posthumously with those ridiculous t shirts so why give us too much more of him but i guess when you have the del toro by the horns as you did here steven i guess it is your saving grace for not totally executing che parts average,1
while most of the movie is very amateurish the kosher slaughter scene is played up but not untrue kosher law says that an animal must be conscious when the blade touches it s skin the kosher slaughter scene is accurate as anyone knows who has seen one or has seen the peta film showing a kosher slaughter in which the animals throat is cut and the esophagus cut out while it is still alive conscious and obviously suffering we must remember that history is written by the victors is one even allowed to even think that maybe the nazis were right br br doesn t it say anything that the nazis had outlawed this vicious religious slaughter and the jews are still practicing it even today ,0
being a giant monster fan me seeing yeti was an absolute must especially after hearing so much about it thanks to the good ol bootleg market i was able to find a copy pretty easily and was happily surprised upon watching that this flick was actually dare i say decent br br decent for what it is actually namely a cheesy giant monster flick it kicks in pretty quickly as yeti is found pretty much immediately and we get introduced to various characters they consist of some sleazy ones some good ones and a girl who is pretty much one of the most downright strikingly beautiful girls in any cheesy sci fi film by far br br yeti looks like a long haired guy straight out of the original woodstock concert and really he s not that bad of a dude especially after being introduced to the world in some kind of funky cage like thing godzilla he is not despite his rude awakening he doesn t even rampage actually he rarely destroys anything in the whole picture but kinda just looks puzzled while trying to figure things out yeti seems to understand english pretty nicely my copy was dubbed in english and he knows who the good guys and bad guys are br br however we want to see the giant yeti do his thing and he s pretty much in the whole movie and in typical low budget fashion he seems to change size a lot depending on the scene and there s even a bunch of the fake legs shots of him just standing there br br yes the special effects aren t the greatest but there are definitely some good ones here a scene where yeti smashes through a warehouse is done very well and in another he uses the windows of a building as ladder steps to climb down from the top of it shattering each window with his foot and often shocking the occupants inside in one sequence that really looks much much better than it should in such a bad movie br br yeti never stoops as low as say a p e does actually the only time it even comes close to genuine silliness is when the beautiful girl causes yeti s nipple to become erect and he lifts his eyebrow in an oh yeah baby manner but even this isn t that bad and kinda even gets a laugh out of the viewer br br the movie is pretty long for this kind of thing but surprisingly enough it doesn t get boring the story is actually good and just watching this utterly gorgeous actress on screen will make any male viewer happy br br yeti may not be in the upper echelon of giant monster flicks but it is definitely better than other king kong rip offs like a p e and queen kong by very far ,1
cracking good yarn with all the actors giving great value michael curtiz at his best lots of nice twists and turns and probably the best of the philo vance series william powell looks wonderfully relaxed and at his debonair best a forerunner to the thin man series recommend to everyone did you figure it all out ,1
i suggest if you have already seen the original american graffiti do not see this movie if you haven t seen the original i still don t recommend this but it will be a lot less painful to watch the characters from the first film are great and by the end you fell a connection to them this movie sets out to show how bad their lives have become it s a chore to watch br br set on new year s eve in and we have four stories about the characters from the first film in we have john milner paul le mat who is now a professional drag racer he meets a foreign girl eva and though his plot really goes nowhere it s the best of the four in we have toad charles martin smith who is stuck in vietnam and more than anything he wants out he tries to find ways to hurt himself or do stupid things to get out in we have debbie candy clark the girl who toad picked up in the first movie now she is a pot smoking hippie and really i m not sure what her plot was about it was her going to a concert not much of anything happened finally in steve bolander ron howard and laurie bolander cindy williams are having marriage problems that end in a anti war rally and police action br br none of these stories are very good the script in some parts features very very bad dialogue these poor characters who i enjoyed so much in the first film ended up where they are here why why was this sequel made i guess if a sequel was made it had to feature the vietnam war and hippies and police action but the real thing is that this movie shouldn t have been made br br the direction was stylish but it just amounts in a huge headache each story has a different style milner s is just a regular depending on how you watch it wide screen and is filmed how the rest of the movie should be toad s plot was shot in mm and what it amounts to is a poor looking picture which is the size of a small box in the middle of the screen debbie s plot is shot in multi screen at one point there might have been one screen but for the good majority it s anywhere from two to twenty screens up at once don t bother trying to follow the screens since there s nothing going on anyways steve and laurie s plot has the weirdest filming style it s style really doesn t mean anything and is dumb and pointless instead of just a full widescreen it s a condensed widescreen that looks like a full screen version of widescreen though i don t like the others at least i understand what they were going for this one just doesn t make sense br br the music is this movie s saving grace not that it could save this bob dylan simon and grafunkel stevie wonder marvin gaye and dozens of others have nice songs featured here they don t save the feature they just make it a little better than it is it s still bad br br overall this is a pointless sequel any fan of the original should avoid this lackluster sequel br br my rating out of mins pg for language drug use and violence,0
i ll keep this fast and sweet five girls on their way home from a football game decide to take a short cut that leads them down a deserted forest ridden road of course nothing but good things happen to them and they safely arrive at their destination br br alright they don t soon they re hunted down by a deranged chick who has some severe mental issues and what ensues is minutes of sheer boredom br br i hope to never see any of these actors in any movie ever again their screaming screeching voices gave me a headache and the script was so poorly written that it included a lot of repeat phrases and nonsensical hysterical screaming all in all one of the worst cheap horror flicks i ve ever seen and i ve seen a lot ,0
yes i admire the independent spirit of it all but it s like road trip with a bad cast and no budget br br i chuckle when i watch american comedies i don t laugh this movie made me laugh but only because of the abundantly obvious attempts to simulate high budget american high school pot flicks br br if you want good independent american comedy with pot references go watch kevin smith or richard linklater flicks or something don t waste your time on this piece of sh t movie br br i mean how can you take these comments seriously when most people are complaining about the characters not smoking pot br br and by the way in norway it s called dude where s my pot ,0
this show was fabulous it was intricate and well written and all the characters where likable with out being horribly sweet even jonathan cake the philandering boyfriend was likable since our airwaves are filled with crap like american idol and dancing with the stars it was nice to see a drama that was not too soap opera like it was always intriguing to see how each character would be connected to the next circumstance it really is annoying that we finally get a show that makes you think a little bit and have it thrown out because of some mysterious number that most of us don t even pay attention to some of us are not sheep this show will be missed maybe not by a lot of people but by some pretty loyal fans ,1
the video box for joyride says starring second generation superstars and one can t help but feel sad granted melanie griffith has gone on to bigger and better things but who cares about the rest of the cast so with that being the pathetic attention grabber on the box i was foolish enough to purchase the film for a dollar thinking i would be in the land of so bad they re good s films eh not so much while so many aimless s youth films or plain ol s films for that matter tried so hard to say something deep and meaningful joyride doesn t even try it s just aimless it is devoid of any interest whatsoever each character is so poorly conceived that it s no wonder these actors look so listless br br in a nutshell the movie is about three somethings who go to alaska to start a business but instead get robbed and then have to find work they get beat up eat dog food steal cars rob banks it s all very typical but on top of that it s executed in the most mundane way possible there are no surprises and the flow is so bad and the actions of the characters so ambiguous that you can miss several scenes and not mind at all br br but if you re a fan of melanie griffith s breasts then this is a must see that s still not enough to get this above the lowest rating i can give br br best line jesus everything is biology with you out of ,0
in são paulo the upper middle class teenagers cristiano chico and gabriel have just joined the university and on the eve of the opening class they go to a party with drugs and booze on the next day after their classes the date of cristiano in the previous night comes to his house and the three friends rape the girl the girl dies they panic and decide to get rid off the body but cristiano s mother arrives startles with gabriel and rolls the staircase breaking her neck the trio decides to dump and burn the corpses in a garbage landfill but along the night other tragedies happen br br the polemic and shameful cama de gato is an overrated pretentious crap about alienation of the youth and is certainly the worst brazilian movie that i have seen along many years the shallow tragic and dark story is actually a black humor comedy of bad taste the screenplay is not funny with stupid lines and dialogs and boring manipulative and silly footages with interviews with morons teenagers in the beginning and in the end the acting is terrible apparently with many improvisations but no talent and i was disappointed with presence of the promising caio blat in this trash the camera framing cinematography and edition are amateurish and of very low quality the sound is awful and in many parts it is impossible to understand what the actors and actresses are speaking probably it is a plus since this flick sucks the gang bang is very realistic and used to promote this mediocre movie in a very poor marketing of sex exploitation my vote is one awful br br title brazil cama de gato bed of the cat ,0
this is a great movie the best role peter strauss ever did the music is good the message harsh the actors great and the story is both emotional and raw only in the seventies did they make them like this one ,1
love it or loathe it it s hard to not find warren beatty s take on dick tracy the film adaptation of chester gould s famous comic strip anything short of a genre classic superhero films have been coming out of the woodwork in recent years and may soon become a genre all on its own br br beatty s film liberally uses gould s source material to full effect shooting in all six of the strip s primary colors and thus giving this unique yet familiar world of trigger happy mutant gangsters and loose seductive women a lush visual style and tone br br it can be stated that the film s strong visual aesthetics drastically short change the characters and their acting abilities which i don t think can be any further from the truth br br dick tracy relishes in its look and ghastly characters and beatty himself who plays the dogged and incorruptible detective of the title is appropriately stoic and ready to bust the bad guys at any and all costs br br other than the visual treats and oscar winning makeup there is a plot and big boy caprice al pacino deliciously over the top in an oscar nominated performance seeks to eliminate tracy in one well planned move but also seeks to gain control of all criminal action in the city by uniting all the feuding gangs under him br br tracy meanwhile is juggling his relationship with tess trueheart glenne headly who as her name would have it remains faithfully by his side and cares for the kid charlie korsmo who eventually finds a father figure to look up to in our crime busting hero tracy s fidelity to tess is tested by the tempting advances of breathless mahoney madonna who is also big boy s main squeeze at the same time that all of this is going down things become heated when a new criminal figure arrives in town and decides to play both sides against the middle br br the performances are good as beatty s focus on the strained and romantic relationships between each of the leads becomes the center of the material as opposed to just concentrating on pointless action and special effects pacino freely chews up the scenery in a role that s truly standout from the rest br br dick tracy is one of the best and most overlooked of the comic book movie genre i think that if chester gould was still alive he would be proud of warren beatty s take on his beloved crime fighting detective br br ,1
ridiculous horror film about a wealthy man john carradine dying and leaving everything to his four children and his servants to be divided up equally one condition they must spend one week in his estate to get the money and if any of them die the others get more guess what happens next br br i saw a brand new print of this film on cable the colors were bright and vivid and the house itself looks beautiful that s about all the good things i can say about it br br let s list just some of the problems this film has the killer is screamingly obvious the servants are called igor and elga come on some of the sound recording was so bad i couldn t make out the dialogue no great loss i m sure the gore was sparse and very poorly done the other murders were simply boring stupid or impossible and this movie contains some truly abominable acting so bad you just stare at the screen in disbelief even pro jeff morrow was terrible the only fairly good acting was from trouper faith domergue who deserved better than this and john carradine who looks painfully old and frail here i do have to admit though the closing line in this movie is a gem br br why this was renamed legacy of blood is beyond me there s another horror film with that name br br whatever its name is it s a bad movie to be avoided at all costs ,0
i thought this movie was going to be a disgrace to the series after all part didn t measure up to part and this one doesn t have daniel sawn miyagi s humour wasn t quite as witty in this one as in part but it was funny enough to make the movie worth watching br br the girl s part was pretty good she s a lost teenager who needs direction i find the plot a little hard to believe that the aunt would simply agree to leave her home and her niece under the care of mr miyagi a man she just met of course he was a friend of her brother br br i did appreciate the monastery one might think from some of my other reviews that i wouldn t have liked the dancing monks but i thought it was amusing it showed that they know how to have some fun now if these were monks in ancient china dancing to pop music that would have been another matter br br probably the most intelligent part of the movie was when the girl thought it was stupid that the monks wouldn t kill a bug miyagi told her that street gangs killing each other is stupid nations trying to destroy each other is stupid but having respect for all life is not stupid miyagi has expressed such wisdom in the other films as well br br i give this movie a out of sure there were some things i liked about it it wasn t as funny as part three and no character could ever live up to sato in part this movie has no re watch value i can t imagine watching it again but it is worth seeing once ,0
i didn t understand the people who rated it over i think it s a horrible film from any point of view plots acting art dialog music whatsoever i don t mind a low budget however you have to get some point wandering wondering pointless then two boys started kissing in bed awful just awful i love indie films don t mind it is slow however this movie disappointed me from any perspectives even the graffito not artistic br br i was wondering what kind of people would like it i am a female in my s is it for teens who have some kind of the loneliness about life or i just don t get it what i gained then wasting time please go for some others ,0
flatland is one of my favorite books thus i was looking forward to this film unfortunately the film is absolutely horrible the dialog is so bad it sounds like improv half the time the new storyline makes me think they took the book and a couple of newspapers threw them in a blender and used what came out for the screenplay it s a disgrace to the book and independent film making the only reason i even managed to get all the way through the film was my hopes that it d get better unfortunately it only got worse climaxing in a really retarded ending br br that s not to say everything about the movie is bad the cg is acceptable in a s reboot sort of way which i assume is what they were going for and i suppose you can t go wrong with people getting chopped in half and gushing blood all over the place ,0
a huge cast gathered for this remake which sadly was a box office failure notwithstanding a great sound track i can t say it was riveting entertainment nor a cure for insomnia nevertheless i enjoyed the film it provided the escape i was after one afternoon a good look for those of us looking for the ideal life albeit a fantasy expect some corny moments few thrills and an occasional laugh ,1
after a slow beginning bruce almighty is a very funny film that had something positive to say it wasn t one of jim carrey s best performances but he was still ok morgan freeman was just right as god jennifer aniston had some good moments i miss steve correll on the daily show br br i like director tom shadyac s choices of movies he also did liar liar patch adams and the nutty professor in all three of those and in bruce almighty he takes a big comedy star and tells a human story with him a director who knows comedy can get the talent he gets and can tell a meaningful and intelligent story with it is hard to find br br my biggest complaint is that they should have used more biblical references i only remember three specific biblical references and they were the three funniest parts of the whole movie my guess is that the first few drafts of the screenplay had more biblical references but they were cut out because the producers were afraid of offending people that s too bad because i thought it was a missed opportunity br br my grade br br out of ,1
i was actually satisfied when i played this game the graphics were something new the missions were great but yet i felt i wanted more out of this game for a james bond game its pretty good but not as good as his other games it would be great if they could make a remake for it it would be much better then this may just be cuz i m into games as resident evil dead rising and those kind of games so it could be better but it was ok to play one thing i absolutely hated about this game was natalya she was irritating dying all the time and she couldn t run either i recommend this game for those who like fps games more than i do stars,1
this is one gripping movie reminiscent of the mgm crime movies of the late s excellent cast crisp editing and good acting keeps the pace of the movie developing rapidly one of the better crime movies of the decade kudos to the director cast ,1
just do a little research on the making of this film something so simple as a google search it was funded by the us army and promoted just in time for the elections it is a great idea but i d much rather see a documentary not something edited by the bush administration and told its reality the timing of the movie s release its tone and the fact that ms l promoted it raised questions about the intent of the movie according to ms l managing director joe gleason he and his colleagues also deliver key targeted messages about the war in iraq to specific constituencies wrote eartha melzer was the left leaning art house crowd one of those constituencies is the government hiring documentary filmmakers to propagandize the u s population nobody involved with the film is willing to say who initially put up the money for the film or how they ended up represented by the army s pr firm ,0
i ve read one comment which labeled this film trash and a waste br br of time i think this person got their political undies tugged a bit br br too much br br i just rented the new criterion dvd s of both yellow and blue br br these films although hardly great have at least become of br br historical interest as to the so called radical student br br political social movement of the late s br br i hadn t seen either picture and from their notorious reputation i br br was expecting some real porn there isn t any there is frontal br br nudity including the still verboten frontal male nudity automatic br br nc the orwellian x in the u s but i wasn t expecting the films br br in your face democratic socialist message br br though it tends to the simplistic i thought it occassionally made br br its points well both films occassionally had me laughing out loud br br and the director s commentary made it clear there was plenty of br br parody in the film especially the supposedly pornographic sex br br scenes the first such scene is very realistic the lead couple is br br clumsy inept funny and endearing in their first copulation scene br br the second which caused the most complaints has faked br br cunnilingus and fellatio and the last is the end of an angry fight br br that is believable br br the extras include an informative introduction to the film an br br interview with the original american distributor and his attorney br br excerpts from trial testimony in the u s and a diary commentary br br by the director on some scenes br br this is the film that blue noses wouldn t let alone and led to the br br pivotal prurient interest with no social redeeming value standard br br that thankfully still stands br br those with an interest in the quirks of history will find this a must br br see ,1
in a performance both volatile and graceful al pacino re teams with sea of love director harold becker br br as new york mayor john pappas in city hall br br a savvy thriller thats the first film ever shot inside the lower manhattan structure that s ground zero for the city s government br br that the other nyc locations provide the vivid settings as an idealistic mayoral aide john cusack follows a trail of subversion and cover up that may loop back to the man he serves and reveres br br bridget fonda danny aiello martin landau tony franciosa and david paymer add more starry brilliance to this gripping tale of power br br and the power behind power ,1
i ve been a fan since his first album this film is a disservice to him the performances except for one by rufus wainwright and teddy thompson are simply terrible br br those by martha wainwright nick cave antony and jarvis cocker were particularly annoying even the one by the mcgarrigle sisters was ruined by the so called harmony of martha wainwright br br i ve never seen my wife get up and walk out of the room on a film before and i found myself fast forwarding through the performances to get to the few interview segments which were also difficult to watch due to the poor camera work br br there are many who have been able to interpret mr cohen s songs jennifer warnes kd lang billy joel aaron neville and willie nelson come to mind but those people selected for this performance were just awful br br hopefully there will be another attempt at capturing leonard cohen on film that will illustrate his insight talent and intelligence br br so sad,0
this adorable dog called various names during the film is seemingly loved by the whole town but he s alone he is friends with two children cindy and paul played astonishingly bad but their father won t let them have a dog then benji meets tiffany another adorable dog they instantly fall in love and it leads to a hysterical montage of the two of them frolicking in the grass drinking from a fountain in slow motion no less also benji lives in the cleanest abandoned house i ve ever seen then the two kids are kidnapped by the most inept unfunniest kidnappers i ve ever seen and wouldn t you know it they hide the brats in the exact house benji lives in br br wow was this bad a huge hit for some reason in which led to many sequels which i will not see the film is just terribly acted with humor so unfunny and badly done that you just stare at the tv in amazement the film also has a song that is played nonstop during the movie so much that you want to scream it was inexplicably nominated for best song at the oscars it didn t win yeah the dogs are adorable and much better than the human actors but i need more than cute dogs to keep me interested br br you might think i m being a little hard on a kids film but i saw it with my year old nephew within minutes he was bored silly and basically stopped watching i kept watching in hope that it would get better it didn t really lousy but very patient kids or dog lovers might like it br br note to parents it s g rated but a dog is viciously kicked a few times you don t see it you just hear it and the dog survives but this might bother real young kids ,0
in new york the family man dentist alan johnson don cheadle meets his former roommate and friend charlie fineman adam sandler by chance on the street charlie became a lonely and deranged man after the loss of his wife and three daughters in the tragic september th while alan has problems to discuss his innermost feelings with his wife alan reties his friendship with charlie and they become close to each other alan tries to fix charlie s life sending him to the psychologist angela oakhurst liv tyler but charlie has an aggressive reaction to the treatment and is send to court br br reign over me is a good drama about loss friendship family and loneliness the september th is irrelevant to the plot it could be a car accident a fire or any other tragedy as well as the sexual harassment of donna remar played by the gorgeous saffron burrows to alan but the family drama works supported by the great performances of adam sandler and don cheadle liv tyler is quite impossible to be recognized i do not know whether she is using excessive make up to look older but her face is weird my vote is seven br br title brazil reine sobre mim reign over me ,1
this is probably the worst excuse for television programming since oh i don t know whats happening now nothing ever happened on this ridiculous series even though it s mostly shot by britney and kevin themselves you don t get any good details into their personal lives it s mostly just them making stupid jokey small talk and acting like white trash look i love britney s music as much as the next babe but this show is just pure filler for a nation so addicted to britney that they would watch her clip her toenails yes that could be an actual episode thank god these two broke up because they were painfully dull together this show is toxic ,0
extremely funny more gags in each one of these episodes than in ten years of friends and with a good ie funny nordberg not the fab only casted oj simpson in the movies when will these episodes emerge on dvd ,1
this is a movie about the music that is currently being played in istanbul istanbul was the center of the two old world superpowers the byzantine empire and the ottoman empire today it is a megalopolis of almost million so it is to no ones surprise that a lot of music is being played in istanbul with a great variety of voices styles and influences from everywhere on the globe it is turkish music of course and i was fascinated by turkish music ever since i bought my first record long time ago the movie features different singers instrumentalists and bands spoken comments from the musicians nicely illustrate the music being played and the social context in modern turkey for my perspective the most interesting comments were from orhan gencebay furthermore the movies shows urban scenery mainly from istanbul which is very pleasant to watch br br crossing the bridge is listed as a documentary and it includes music from minorities e g kurds and roma other important topics are omitted such as turkish jazz music or music of the armenians and greeks br br this movie is strongly recommended for lovers of the music and culture of turkey the balkans the eastern mediterranean and the middle east it may also be worthwhile for those with a keen interest in the global effects of musical styles such as rock and roll or hip hop ,1
quentin tarantino s partner in crime roger avary co writer on pulp fiction ventures out on his own q t goes exec prod this time for this over boiled french thriller br br eric stoltz is zed safe cracker extraordinaire who has drifted over to france from the u s at the request of an old friend there he teams up with a motley crew of drugged out hippies who with little or no planning think they can knock off a bank vault full of gold bullion on a french national holiday br br avary has reworked the robbery gone wrong theme that tarantino developed so well in reservoir dogs only killing zoe is not good enough to survive on the strength of this alone so avary has thrown in a rather beautiful distraction julie delpy is zoe a student come call girl who entertains zed on his arrival in paris a stunning distraction she certainly is but nothing more br br i guess our director wanted to add a different angle to this basic theme but sadly the move did not help to add the depth his shallow plot so desperately needed there was never a story in this idea which was nothing more than that an idea even the surreal journey into the seedy dives of paris is uninspiring i figure one would have to concede that there was never much of a movie in the story of a bunch of gangsters shooting each other up over a botched jewellery heist either that is until you add intricate characters and snappy dialogue reservoir dogs had it killing zoe did not br br stoltz s strong interpretation of the doubtful zed and jean hughes anglade s mad portrayal of the obsessive ring leader do nothing to lift proceedings in short avary has unsuccessfully attempted to conjure entertainment out of nothing br br friday september astor theatre,0
there s nothing much to the story a young woman steals some money from the dreary vermont supermarket where she works decides to run away to florida where he has dreams of attending school with her friend julie and encounters an odd couple on the highway if you remember the elderly couple from rosemary s baby you have some idea of what these two are like bill has a comical face and is retired from the army sandra is an ex stripper now become a truckstop whore although we don t find this out at once they re affectionate helpful and full of common sense br br they more or less adopt the girl alice and promise to give her a ride in their elaborate rv although they are not driving directly to florida br br this is where the film could have gone one hundred percent wrong all the film makers had to do was turn the elderly couple into the personification of evil they would take the virginal alice handcuffed to the bed or whatever and sell her body to any greaseball driver who has a lot of money and likes rough sex alice would have had a heck of a time escaping with lots of aborted attempts before the final shootout but no the couple really is pretty nice and alice is far from virginal alice overhears sandra with a customer asks about the business and tries to turn a trick on her own bill prevents anything from happening and insists she do the job right if she s going to do it at all they don t talk her into it they guide her br br alice makes several hundred dollars which is several hundred dollars more than she had when she met the couple bill and sandra keep her money in the safe where customers aren t going to find it alice misunderstands she doesn t find whoring very pleasant work and she thinks she ll never be paid off because every time she asks to be dropped off sandra responds with what not here honey not in the middle of nowhere however after she is talked into handing her gun over to sandra the couple give her the money she wants and rather lovingly release her to continue her trip to florida br br you know what i found the most tragic moment in the film it had nothing to do with prostitution or thievery alice has been expecting to room with her friend julie after she arrives in miami julie is after all a legitimate student but when alice calls her friend from someplace in alabama to assure her she s on her way but will be late julie hesitates and says well my mother doesn t think you should room with us and to tell you the truth my roommate isn t cool on it either i invited you down sure but i thought it was just like a visit for a week or something go back to milford alice there is a long silence before alice hangs up br br only one shot is fired a few white frames of film and no one is hit tears appear only once nobody slugs anybody else no car explodes in a fireball no cop chases them down the interstate br br the direction is occasionally clumsy too much cross cutting between sandra trying to disarm alice and alice s hand holding the wobbling pistol there is hardly any musical score there is brief male and female nudity and it s awkward as it s probably supposed to be alice isn t unattractive but she is not babalicious either she sports asiatic eyes a kind of robust version of molly parker the cinematography looks cheap and the colors are washed out the direction is a straightforward narrative with a few illuminating flashbacks nothing is wasted and it was all evidently shot around danbury connecticut the city sticks in my mind because i drove through it after one of its floods and remember the cars caked with a film of mud all the way up to the door handles br br i don t know exactly what alice found i dread even thinking that the answer to the riddle is that she found herself the acting isn t bad at all judith ivey is better than that it s definitely worth seeing a quiet orderly film that treats the audience like adults ,1
the main portion of this lightweight musical story is located at fictional midwick college which peter kendricks peter lind hayes attends due to the largesse of stage actress grace hayes his real life mother who fills the same role here and who manages to supply his love interest through her secretary mary healy who is his real life wife drably directed from a weak script and additionally hampered by excessive cutting and poor editing this film does provide some treasures among its eight songs including the title number and has nice turns by soprano healy benny rubin as a snack shop proprietor and the dynamic tap dancing roland dupree ,0
 sister helen is a superb documentary about a rigid intolerant foul mouthed bitter oblate civilian nun who runs a shelter for drunks and dopers in a very rundown neighborhood in the south bronx all but one of the residents are gutter drunks addicts robert the only middle class representative – he had a real job house and even a bmw – regrets she died before he could tell her off why br br robert like six of the residents was on parole he complained that helen wielded a huge stick over him and constantly threatened to turn him in if he didn t cow tow to her in an extras interview he said helen ran the center to compensate for the deaths of the three men in her life – her husband and her two boys br br the husband was an alcoholic who died of a heart attack at one boy died of a heroin overdose and the other was stabbed to death at helen was left with one daughter who she abandoned to run the center the daughter was not pleased she wanted her mom br br what s fascinating is how little helen changed outwardly it seems she made a huge sea change but after seeing this riveting and disturbing video a few times once with the directors narrating it became clear that helen substituted male addicts to boss around to replace her three dead males br br helen admits she ignored her kids and spent every day in bars but her bossiness intolerance and sharp tongue didn t emerge at age living with her must have been extremely difficult even robert says he stayed clean in spite of helen br br the film opens with helen abusively demeaning a man who wants to live at the shelter supposedly she is showing off her street savvy another time she publicly demeans mel her assistant for not bathing for a year then she waves his filthy pillowcase in the air the film is viscous with helen threatening and demeaning people her signature song is my way her favorite phrase is i m going to be totally honest with you often people who use such phrases turn out o be the opposite br br the residents are really down and out only robert has any marketable skills beyond pushing a broom they all desperately need a roof over their heads and helen since she runs the place on her own has the power to admit or evict whoever she pleases she has no governing board to answer to and gets no public funding it is her show br br helen believes in the cookie approach to sobriety she stopped drinking cold turkey and that means everyone else can too she blames substance abuse on the drug or booze and not the underlying issues that drove the men to drink and drug she s no therapist just a landlady who dyes her hair wears a habit and wields complete power over her tenants and stopped drinking br br helen also lords it over her inmates by demanding urine ureen she calls it tests on requests twice major a very solid and respected long term older resident who she trusted failed his tests helen was furious and evicted him major stood his ground and said the results were wrong because he never did heroin helen didn t yield and failed to consider a mistake could have been made this was especially troubling since she knew major for a long time yet she discounted her relationship with him assumed he was a liar and relied completely on the results major eventually discovered the codeine in his cough syrup showed up as an opiate helen never apologized publicly but supposedly made up with major privately br br helen also had a very tainted reputation in her old neighborhood she tacitly admitted to robert she once stayed up very late one night to slash someone s tires the person wronged her and certainly deserved to have his her tires slashed she was not a nice woman so eventually she decided the only way to keep the travis name her last name alive – since the three male travises died – was to start the travis center br br for some of the residents it was a great deal they complied with helen and in exchange received a cheap safe sober and structured place to live one however said he preferred jail addicts and drunks don t all need to be treated like children helen employed old school techniques which have been discredited however no one was forced to remain at the center and for some it was definitely a positive experience the travis center is not a treatment center it is a residence for alcoholics and dopers who what to straighten out their lives br br to receive the full sister helen experience see all the extra interviews plus the audio version in which the two directors share their experiences living with sister helen and her guests ,1
gods where to start i was only able to stomach about the first minutes before i turned it off in disgust aside from the actor playing robin hood himself the rest were just terrible and i can only stretch my suspension of disbelief only so far br br from the very opening of the first episode i lost count of how many errors plot holes and horrible costumes there were it began with some poor peasant trying to hunt for a deer to feed his family all well and good however the poor blighter must have been mostly deaf because a handful of soldiers in full armour on horseback were able to sneak up on him to within about feet br br then as he s running away he goes from having them feet behind him to a shot where you cannot even see them at all immediately followed by them about feet behind him again then he runs into some bushes and is immediately manhandled by two of the soldiers who just mere seconds before were galloping on horseback dozens of feet behind him br br the armour on the soldiers is so painfully obviously cloth which they tried to make look like maille and miserably failed not to mention the lead soldier s armour being about sizes too big for the poor fellow seriously he looks like he is a small child wearing his father s over sized armour finally robin manages to fire about perfectly aimed shots all around one soldier s hand in the span of about seconds from what appears to be a recurve bow no human alive could make those kinds of shots in that short amount of time with a scoped rifle much less a bow br br after that they escape the soldiers and stop to help an amazingly well dressed and clean peasant with digging a ditch something that all noblemen were willing to do all the time right how this sorry excuse for a series ever got a second season is beyond me the production costs at least for what i saw must have soared in the dozens of dollars or euros br br seriously i think a highschool drama class could have put on a better rendition this was so bad even that terrible kevin costner version of robin hood was better br br i highly suggest you skip this monstrosity and go rent or buy the mid s robin of sherwood series much better written acted costumed and produced br br for shame bbc for shame ,0
i have complete sets from time life this is my favorite movies of all time love all the actors and actresses awsome picture love patrick swazy this is the film that showed his true talent but yet he does not get credit for the display he preformed much credit has been missed in these films love the way they portrayed the dry and dusty monologs of the civil war making it into one of the greatest love stories of all time and showing through all obsticals of life what true freindship means how divided countries split but yet all and all the freindship remained solid even though the war divided kinships and freindships up but through it all till the very end they remained and taught us the viewer how true freind ships can still remain till present day simply the best gone with the wind doesn t compare to this film patrick swazy at his best after seeing this movie for the one hundred thousand time i became a big fan of swazy and have followed his career ever since have all his movies after he made north and south ,1
what can i say about this movie that hasn t been said hundreds of times before it s an american classic it has spawned dozens of imitators or none midnight madness is one of kind from the ridiculous opening montage music to the bonaventure hotel i was hooked leon made us all feel so young and carefree one question though how did he have those two hot hookers with him all the time and how did have the time money to arrange such an event the cast is top notch david naughton is at his best here his tight yellow sweatshirt is disturbing his little brother michael j fox in his first starring role is a real brat there is also naughton s love interest and a dork and the obligatory black dude in a fisherman s hat on the yellow team michael j fox does bad things like try and steal cups of beer at the pabst blue ribbon brewery and runs away to flounder s van flounder s team gives us the most comedy what exactly is the deal with the blond on that team is she dating flounder or melio or blade yes the mexican gentleman s name is blade the other guy on the flounder team has the best lines of the movie i won t pomp them here the meat machine team is a bunch of drunks my personal favorite is armpit but the silent black man is great too the other two teams are nerds and lesbians two of which are lb twins br br you know the ending from the start but that doesn t matter this is the s me genre at its finest don t rent this one buy it and buy it now ,1
i saw this movie when i was very young living in houston texas i really enjoyed this movie and i wrote to jean peters in hollywood and i told her how much i enjoyed seeing her in this movie she sent me an autographed photo this movie was directed by jacques tourneur and besides jean peters in the starring role it also stars louis jourdan debra paget and herbert marshall it was released in in color and is minutes long jean peters was married to howard hughes she also starred in viva zapata with marlon brando anthony quinn who won an oscar for playing the role zapata s brother marlon brando starred as zapata and she also starred in captain from castile with tyron power since then i ve been trying to find a place where it is available but so far i have not been successful does anybody have any suggestions about where i can find and purchase this movie it this comment contains spoilers i am unaware of it ,1
the plot is straightforward an old man living off a main road in woodland one day witnesses a man murdering a child in the woods soft for digging follows the old man s attempts to try and convince the police that what he saw was not a figment of his imagination however there is a problem each time the old man guides the police to where the murder happen no corpse can be found soft for digging has a diminutive dialogue which reflects the majority of the scenes of the film an old man living by himself in a house during the film i found that i was scared twice namely when the murdered child abruptly appears before the old man the rest of the film i have to admit did not engage me i found the tempo of the film a little too slow the limited dialogue was not a problem however the development of the story and its conclusions after watching the film took too long i feel more could have been made of the relationship ghostly encounters with the child and the old man alone in the woods at night unsure of your own mind can lead to some eerie situations children are always scary as ghosts see dark water ,0
tom and jerry are transporting goods via airplane to africa but being white men they re worried they won t be safe so they put on blackface to fit in once they re wearing it they adopt black dialect and fully inhabit their new characters they crash into the ocean and use the wing of the plane as a raft before reaching land they suffer the advances of an over affectionate octopus and more serious danger from sharks a swordfish and a whale once on land they re frightened by fantastic creatures and duck into a cave inside it s even worse when they encounter living skeletons in blackface and upon exiting the cave things are even worse than that when they are discovered by cannibals br br plane dumb is an especially sloppy effort from van beuren studios one example a lion unknown to tom and jerry enters the cave before they do but the animators must have forgotten about it because the lion never appears again another example is the ending that s not an ending it s just an arbitrary stop br br according to a youtube poster the cartoon was originally intended to feature the voices and caricatures of a popular negro comedy team known as miller lyles but aubrey lyles died of tuberculosis before the recording session was completed and co directors john foster george rufle were forced to rework the animation into a tom jerry story br br they shouldn t have bothered the crude animation and poorly executed gags make the film a loser from beginning to end ,0
what can i say an excellent end to an excellent series it never quite got the exposure it deserved in asia but by far the best cop show with the best writing and the best cast on televison ever the end of a great era sorry to see you go ,1
this movie has so many wonderful elements to it the debut performance of reese witherspoon is of course marvelous but so too is her chemistry with jason london the score is remarkable breezy and pure james newton howard enhances the quality of any film he composes for tenfold he also seems to have a knack for lost days of youth movies be sure to catch his score for the recent peter pan and the haunting gothic music of the village i first saw this film at about or and now i don t just cry at the ending i shed a tear or two for the nostalgia show this movie to your daughters it will end up becoming a lifetime comfort film ,1
this movie is an evolutionary piece from terminator to robocop br br stan winston did the spfx br br in this film a scientist working in a sinister robotics company with a really creepy boss they always are gets is killed by them in a horrible lab explosion and has his brain placed inside an indestructible robot body br br the rest of this movie goes on with a romance angle as this cyborg man regains consciousness and wreaks havoc while trying to communicate with his wife played by the gorgeous back then in terri austin he tries to reconnect with his old life like in that scene in robocop br br the rest of this movie is about breaking things while trying to defeat the evil his evil boss from recapturing him for some ill defined turn humans into cyborgs project br br this film pays homage to previous movies like the day the earth stood still as the cyborg breaks free like the giant robot gort does br br except for the frankenstein suite designed by stan winston this movie s production values are typically canadian sleazy br br pam grier stars in this film as an hired killer commando a cheap role of the likes she was doing so much of during the s br br as for a sci fi horror b movie out of stars this film ranks about a ,1
craig brewer grew up in tennessee it is evident in his movie forget the black guy on white girl action it happens but it isn t samuel l jackson on christina ricci more importantly this movie is about the values and culture of the people in this tennessee town how they deal with divorce abandonment sexual abuse and psychological disorders while shrinks make millions in the cities of the north midwest and west coast the town minister who also grapples with his own problems becomes the counselor and mediator it is a interesting concept and one that may not settle well with everyone br br brewer shows us the region he grew up in yes it is still tainted with racial problems though worse problems exist in many metropolitan cities this is in the subtext and not the main plot of the story people live a more simple lifestyle yet life is still complex and excruciating br br jackson and ricci do a fantastic job in this film jackson the aging former blues guitarist who eeks out a living on his small farm his wife of years leaves him for his brother so he spirals into depression meanwhile ricci and justin timberlake have a last wild sexually charged night before he ships off to the army ricci suffers from a childhood of sexual abuse though that isn t revealed until later her torment can only be quenched by sexual forays with various boys black and white in the town br br when ricci is beat up and left for dead on the road near jacksons farm he finds her and nurses her back to health he believes it is divine intervention that this half naked white girl is left in his care he clutches his bible and prays for guidance he refuses her sexual advances and instead treats her with dignity respect and care something few men in her life have ever done br br she in time sees jackson as a man of honor and morals yet he also carries his own pain he plays his guitar and sings to her yes it s the blues and damn good too with the minister counseling her she slowly understands how to deal with her childhood sexual abuse jackson through ricci s transformation realizes he must let his own pain heal br br justin timberlake comes back discharged due to anxiety problems as he searches for ricci who has been living with jackson during her recovery he finds out she has been promiscuous and unfaithful to him br br he finds her and jackson at a bar where jackson has decided as part of his healing process to come out retirement and play the blues again timberlake follows them home and confronts jackson and ricci br br you will have to see the movie to get the rest of the story should you decide to see this film remember to look at it from the aspect of a foreign or independent movie it is a slice of life from a particular region of america that few of us get to see it is interesting and revealing it also shows us that regardless of the color of our skin we all have similar problems that can be fixed with similar solutions ,1
probably bigas luna s finest achievement for it achieves a delicate balance between sleaze eroticism and surrealism the delicious mathilda may who spent most of tobe hooper s lifeforce in the buff is the object of young biel duran s pre teen lust he can t get may s breasts out of his mind and wants so badly to suckle them and suckle the breasts of his own mother too his pursuit of may is the film as in luna works such as lulu and jamon jamon the director brings a slightly warped sexual sensibility to his strange but beautiful tale the usual suspects will be offended but those with open minds will enjoy this frothy erotic poem to the female breast josé luis alcaine s images are gorgeous and nicola piovani s score is sweet and rich a gorgeous cinematic confection with a delightfully anarchic sensibility that the spanish do so naturally ,1
i went into this movie hoping for the best i like wartime musicals in general dick powell and lucille ball did good jobs with their roles however the writers gave them boring dialog the love interest between the two of them was not given any real growth just suddenly it was there i did not think much of the music the best number was the snippet we heard of spike jones with der fuhrer s face the one complete number that spike jones did had little of his great musical comedy pretty tame stuff even with the monkey bert lahr s comedy skits were interminable br br there were parts to enjoy lucille ball was quite a looker and there was a good selection of bit players who really deserved more time on screen ,0
honestly if anyone has a brain there s not positive thing br br to say about this movie what so ever br br i lost my renting this i d rather laugh at will smith saying if you got a dream you got to protect it br br all the actors must ve been bored or had no fame at the time even matthew mc conahay however you spell it was better then all the actors in this movie when he played a psycho in texas chainsaw if you see this movie and have anything good to say you iq must be extremely low with such bad taste in movies it hurts thank you and the truth has been spoken br br save yourself from the misery br br get devil s rejects now that s a classic ,0
i saw the latter half of this movie about a year ago and was very happy to finally find it available on dvd recently i watched several of the reality series on pbs about ranching etc none of them came as close to telling the story as this movie does based on real reality pulling no punches bleak happy tragic and enlightening this is a movie that should be shown to students or to anyone interested in early frontier life fine acting on the part of both rip torn and conchata ferrell add to an well done script the opening credit states that it was done though funds supplied through the national endowment for the humanities if this is the kind of product taxes could go to i would be happy to see more i highly recommend it and would encourage people to tell a friend if you have seen it and enjoyed the film ,1
meatball machine is an amazing splatter film it has an original plot with young love buckets of blood and weird alien creatures that mutate people into freakish robotic war machines br br now the film isn t for everyone people who love splatter films or the movie tetsuo the iron man will applaud it br br the special effects can be cheesy at some points of the film but your not exactly suppose to take the film very seriously br br yet all in all it s a lot of fun well if you find budding romantics infested with slimy tumor like gobbles who seek to destroy each other in bloody alien oozing battles ,1
one reason pixar has endured so well and been so successful is that while their films remain technical marvels and visual mosaics they have a story to match their style and often very moving style at that affecting charming and cross generational that a lot anime speaking in broad terms and a great many other animations fail to match their technical virtuosity with real substance is i think and i might be wrong partly because either the makers aren t bothered with character and plot and focus far too much on sound and image or the sheer effort that goes into making some animations is so enormous so enervating that they don t have the energy to create a really engaging story br br that same cannot be said of renaissance there are flaws in its plot but i ll get to that later those same flaws however are not reflected in the visuals renaissance is nowt short of stunning the ultra high contrast images sometimes so high contrast that is nothing but one face or one beam of light visible and incredible detail are always impressive always a joy to behold the futuristic paris on display is the grim offspring of blade runner and brave new world dark murky quite affluent and even clean but shrouded in intrigue corporate malfeasance obsessed with beauty capital of the catwalk after all and disguising the squalor and neglect of its labyrinthine passages with a veneer of monumental sophisticated architecture br br it s a compelling environment not entirely original but great all the same the film s much touted motion capture technology and incredible attention to human and design minutiae result in images a black and white photographer would die for not that the detail prevents entertainment because christian volckman crafts some superb action sequences a hell for leather care chase a couple of gruesome ly imaginative murders several tussles in the dark and a nasty dust up in a gloomy apartment the locations are great too i want to visit the nightclub while the central character of karas is your regular off the shelf maverick cop the other two female characters who are sisters are the real motors of the movie coming from war torn eastern europe products of a war diaspora and a family spat they re a compelling metaphor for europe as a whole br br the film is tremendously atmospheric its dizzying swooping faux camera moves and adult tone making for a very engaging experience however the plot it never becomes more interesting than the initial hook in which indefatigable plod karas must find ilona tasuiev a drop dead gorgeous and pioneering scientist after she s snatched from the street the sinister corporation avalon is any corporation ever not sinister which she was working for on classified projects are hell bent on her retrieval and soon karas is up to his neck in official reprimands dead bodies cigarette smoke and narrowly missed bullets and falling in love with ilona s sister bislane very sympathetically voiced by catherine mccormack as he plumbs the depths of the city s sordid underbelly and his own past br br text book noir in other words but while i enjoyed the film a lot more than sin city to which it bears a passing visual resemblance the plot and resolution are dull the theme of immortality being raised but never examined and the shenanigans of high rolling avalon ceo paul dellenbach are also dull undercutting a lot of the dramatic tension the basic ideas are familiar sci fi genre materials and there s a nagging sense that the visuals and atmosphere are disguising the mundane material br br however the film as a whole is lucid and perfectly coherent even if some of the scenarios the characters get into occasionally feel like excuses for displays of technical wizardry but it s the projection of life in paris circa the vision of community and creation of another city from the ground up that makes this film something to behold i may be taking it too seriously and if that s the case i can at least say that it s superbly made extremely entertaining and pretty mature too and with an ambiance like no other ,1
i loved the first american graffiti with all my heart and soul that i considered it to be the best movie about rock n roll along with being the best teenager flick i ve ever seen the first film spawned the careers of george lucas who would later do the blockbuster epic star wars before doing the prequels two decades later while making richard dreyfuss a star in jaws close encounters of the third kind and other films as well br br somehow without those two the magic died off br br more american graffiti shows audiences what happened to the rest of the characters later on in the sixties where steve ron howard and laurie cindy williams are protesting against the vietnam war while their friend terry the toad fields charles martin smith is in the war himself and trying to get out john milner paul le mat is still the hot drag racer in california where he never quite left home the rest of the supporting actors in the film from candy clark s debbie terry s girlfriend to the pharaoh s gang members along with harrison ford and others really don t do much the original film showed teenagers cruising the streets without any bloodshed with the early music of rock n roll from buddy holly the fleetwoods chuck berry fats domino bill haley and the comets buddy knox and more that brought back the nostalgia bug in classic music the soundtrack for more american graffiti is a mixture of rock soul country hippie music and whatever fitted the mood during the late s of protesting drugs sacrifices and more br br after watching more american graffiti it looked like it wanted to show audience members what happened after the title epilogue of the four main characters in the first film with the exception of dreyfuss s character where it wasn t necessary this film wasn t necessary either as i was glad to see that neither lucas or dreyfuss moved on to bigger and better projects ,0
seriously why do american and frech actors pretending to be czechs need to speak perfect english with a fake russian accent i am a man so i enjoyed the gratuitous nudity but a soft porn flick would have more of that and at least wouldn t pretend it s artistic br br all the political statements where painfully didactic has the director heard of subtlety the acting was also woody and melodramatic and the comic relief was never funny the characters were very shallow and i just couldn t identify with them at all br br the bit where i did laugh was when they cut the actors into archival footage of the demonstrations in prague and they were black and white and then sepia to match the footage just ludicrous br br i read many of kundera s short stories not the unbearable lightness of being and there are good things about his style of writing although his themes are one big male fantasy and i have to say the film did not convey any of the goodness of kunderas style ,0
i ll just put it out here that was the worst sequel to a classic disney film i ve ever seen in disney released what i hail as one of his greatest films of all time now take away the great songs add a poor plot that resembles that of a lost tv show put it together and what do you get the biggest load of crud i ve ever seen after i saw this i thought it was all over for disney cinderella should ve ended with and they lived happily ever after not this garbage this film did not deserve a sequel like this i thought it would be like a twist in time which was moderate but better than this also what do we care of anastasia she switched sides like iago did but it didn t help anyone ,0
the first feature length adventure of jim henson s beloved muppet characters is a very competent musical comedy vehicle as kermit the frog leaves his carefree swampy surroundings for the bright lights egged on by stranded hollywood agent dom deluise who overheard him singing on the way he meets fozzie bear a pitiful stand up comedian at james coburn s el sleazo café who has telly savalas for a bouncer and madeline kahn a patron the piano playing dog rowlf bestial drummer animal and his laid back funky band egomaniacal beauty queen miss piggy in a ceremony presided over by elliott gould and edgar bergen etc all the while kermit et al are pursued by frogleg burger magnate charles durning and reluctant acolyte austin pendleton sold cars ice cream and balloons to by respectively milton berle bob hope and richard pryor served food by insolent waiter steve martin nearly brainwashed by mad german scientist mel brooks and finally land an audition in the offices of movie mogul orson welles who has cloris leachman for a secretary the pleasant song score comes courtesy of paul williams who also makes an appearance as the resident pianist at el sleazo s for the record i have recently acquired four of the subsequent muppet movies and should be watching them in the weeks to come when their turn falls due ,1
an odd willfully skewed biopic of dyan thomas in which we hear little more than a dozen lines of his poetry instead we have to endure a raw character exposée seen through the prism of his proto bigamous relationship with wife sienna miller and childhood love keira knightley matthew rhys plays thomas with sufficient charm to inoculate us against his otherwise repellent self interest and cillian murphy makes up the persistently tense lovetet br br the film never seems to decide on where it s going there s no arc so much as a viaduct from one end of the war to the other maybury seems much more interested in his two female leads who wouldn t than in the man who brings them together and then divides them miller is the choice of the two i found knightley competent at best but then i have never found her sympathetic but they both offer dreadfully inconsistent welsh accents other funny decisions include too much for the inconsequential character of william murphy arty production eg double crossfades that is neither impressionist nor symbolic and the old chestnut act of period footage which doesn t blend ,0
 i was able to see this movie yesterday morning on a early viewing pass br br i am a mom of children who range from down to so i m sure plenty of parents can relate to having to see many many kids movies this was refreshing for me i haven t read this particular book so i don t know if it stayed true to the book or not but it sure took the grossness factor to a high level this is the story of the new kid in town and it just so happens that there are a group of boys who have formed a club of sorts and love to pick on kids sound familiar haven t we all suffered this one time or another he has the little brother who he cant stand and parents that he is embarrassed about what i enjoyed most of all was seeing how each character was totally different from another they all stood out the bully why do they always make the bully a red head my daughter has red hair and she is no bully lol is well a great bully who finds himself being yelled at by his own big brother it took twists and turns and well you fall in love with all of them and really find yourself routing for all the characters even the parents great connection between father and son all around enjoyable sweet funny gross etc take your kids you will enjoy it as much as they do ,1
i quit watching the west wing after aaron sorkin quit writing and producing it just wasn t the same imagine my thrill at seeing a film that he wrote again it has been a long time the american president a few good men his script was a beautiful blend of humor and tragedy he made a compelling story believable and made me weep at the same time br br tom hanks was incredible as a small time texas congressman whose constituents only wanted lower taxes and to keep their guns not a hard job so he had plenty of time to fool around and that he did his office staff looked as if he were at the playboy mansion like he reportedly said you can teach them to type but you can t teach them to grow tits despite his sexist attitude which fits right in with a texas congressman they were fiercely loyal especially his aide amy adams junebug former hooters girl br br now add a rich texas socialite who wants something done in afghanistan played perfectly by julia roberts and a pain in his boss s ass cia agent superbly done by philip seymour hoffman and you have a movie well worth watching br br outstanding writing and superlative acting and a story that needed to be told what more do you want at the movies ,1
w somerset maugham s of human bondage is supposed to be a english language classic if so much must have been missing from the film version here phillip s leslie howard attraction to mildred bette davis is so utterly inexplicable as to make the scenario seem like the post breakup retelling of a relationship from the man s point of view being a family lawyer i ve heard many such accounts the man depicts himself as noble and always correct and the woman is a hellion who has had no other objective than to exploit the man br br indeed unless one is willing to laugh at the social assumptions of the film maker this is an uncomfortable movie to watch phillip even indulges mildred when she brings over a baby of indeterminate paternity but the real high point comes when phillip allows mildred enraged and now of dubious sanity the free run of his flat with predictable results bette davis was attractive for about five years of her life but that period didn t occur here in fact by the end of the movie she looks a lot like the baby jane character she would play thirty years later br br i note how howard s character is always impeccably dressed and groomed it tells me that phillip craves middle class respectability someone like that could not run from a woman with a course cockney accent fast enough phillip is for most of the movie a student such a person would have been more believable if he had been younger and had the disheveled looks that bespeak the low income and the low self esteem that often accompanies student status an english raskolnikov as it will and balanced that by allowing mildred a modicum of charm ,0
 years after this film was released only people have reviewed it here on imdb there is a reason for this utter lack of interest in across the moon it is coherent but lacks all cinematic virtue see this film for examples of terrible production in all respects the opening credits for instance are white letters rising mechanically from a red background the ending features michael mckean staring out a prison window saying there s lots of mysteries out there followed by a clip montage music video of all the uplifting moments in the tragically bad movie julinana hatfield everything in between is awful i struggled to find any value in this movie and have come up empty though it is hard to believe even a cameo role from burgess meridith always a crowd pleaser only disappointed me further this movie is like a mockery of what is special about movies on paper the movie is below average women living together in a trailer but what actually was produced was nearly unwatchable the movie attempts to branch off in many directions but never follows through on any the unappealing conflict of having their boyfriends in jail is never resolved no conflict is ever resolved there really is no conflict the women attempt to become hookers but that never happens instead they get jobs as a bartender and a shelf stocker sound exciting it wasn t it was stupid and the bulk of the movie is the two women talking and generating contrived conflict the women are capable actresses but the script was beyond poor useless this was a terrible movie but it is even worst that they borough burgess meridith out of his retirement home to make it bad from start to finish like the lion without teeth this film has no bite ,0
this is absolutely the worst trash i have ever seen when i saw it in the theater arghhh it took full minutes before i realized that what i was seeing was the feature not a sick joke ,0
i ve been writing hardboiled crime fiction for a number of years now when a writer develops a story he always has a character actor in mind to bring the story to life last weekend i found a new one in paul vario playing uncle benny in eddie monroe this was a slick film highlighted by vario s presence both on and off the screen as his voice over narration is also heard i also especially liked the actress playing benny s niece and eddie s ex wife although everyone did a fine job in this exciting movie about playing with bad guys and the double crossing that goes with it a nice job all around and mr vario shined brightest he s gotta be my tony gangi someday ,1
seen all installments this one is by far the best of all i did nt have much expectation when i got the dvd rd was such a drag but to my delight this one was fast paced with some slick punch lines br br don t miss this one ,1
there s an inexhaustible hunger for basic training movies so it s surprising that this one got so little notice when first released looks likely to have a well deserved second life on dvd vhs br br tigerland isn t uniformly great by any means there are some terribly cliched characters especially the portrayal of the nco s makes you long for the return of lee full metal jacket ermey but the lead performance of colin farrell is the stuff of instant stardom charisma to burn and a role any actor would kill to get ,1
man with the gun is pretty much forgotten now but caused a minor storm of media interest back in when robert mitchum turned down both jett rink in giant which had actually been written for him and which was subsequently substantially reworked and charles laughton s intended version of the naked and the dead to make it instead despite some obvious production problems and some harsh lighting that occasionally renders both mitch and jan sterling in unflattering tones it s a terrific dark western that more than stands comparison with his earlier blood on the moon as his town tamer sets to work on a town that never had the chance to grow up before getting run down by the local badmen before turning out to – possibly – be almost as bad as the men he dispatches certainly his way of dealing with news of a death in the family – burning a saloon to the ground and goading its manager into trying to kill him – doesn t inspire much confidence in his stability as well as a good script and a surprisingly good supporting turn from the usually irritating but here well cast henry hull it also boasts a strikingly good early alex north score which even includes an early workout for one of his tormented emotional cues that would later turn up in spartacus ,1
disney has yet to meet a movie it couldn t make at least two sequels about and this one was no exception to the people at disney to give a weak story to receive a quick reward somehow although i did not pay to view it i feel cheapened by watching it br br ariel is grown up now and had a daughter yet doesn t allow the daughter to go into the sea because of some idle threat made by the sister of the deceased sea witch so here we go again br br the daughter is tricked of course and helps the sea witch after a not so glorious battle she is defeated and the mermaids and humans live in harmony yawn br br there is nothing to view here go back to your lives d ,0
a few years ago i added a comment to the imdb on the real mccoys tv series i said then and repeat now it was a charming funny and entertaining show well acted with wonderful characterizations br br i recently saw on dvd four old episodes plus the reunion of with richard crenna kathy nolan and tony martinez as another writer here mentioned it is curious that lydia reed hassie and michael winkelman little luke weren t refered to but perhaps they can be tracked down via sag or aftra br br the reunion show was well done and gave us many unknown insights into the show one piece of inside information we did not get was whether or not kathy nolan regretted quitting the show in an unpleasant contract dispute which left luke a widow in it s last year which wasn t very good nolan went on to do a bomb of a comedy called broadside about women nurses in the pacific in ww ii get it broadside no not funny br br unlike the sleazy salacious and violent trash on tv now that is so undermining our values the real mccoys entertained with decent values and fine human beings and i thank all involved including the creator irving pinkus for having brought it to my family we never missed it ,1
this foolish implausible tale is redeemed only by the opening scene in which a hard boiled police detective delivers some nearly audible lines confirming our greatest fears he is dead perhaps the film would have been saved had the director forgone the dazzling star power of a martinez in favor of this sadly anonymous actor who filled the screen for a brief moment that a no name hack tor off the street could salvage such a dishwater film is no less likely than a villain committing murder by dropping stones into a quarry for an unsuspecting diver his moment is brief his promise is immense perhaps we will be treated to more screen time by this obscure thespian if there is ever a sequel to this ill advised film ,0
luchino visconti has become famous to the world after his marvelous production the leopard movie fans got to know the style of the director who introduced himself as one among the post war new realists an aristocrat who developed his individual free thinking and consequently expressed them as an artist however when applied to this movie morte a venezia based upon the novel by thomas mann it s a slightly different story br br the entire film is at first view so unique so psychological and so much influenced by the various thoughts of an artist both director and main character gustav von aschenbach that it seems to be unwatchable for many viewers therefore such opinions about the movie rose as being too slow unendurable or endless boredom why the reason seems to lie in a significant view widespread nowadays good movie is parallel to flawless action here it would be appropriate to say good movie is parallel to no action as a matter of fact everyone would be able to say one sentence about the whole movie s content and that would suffice all that we find in morte a venezia has a sense of vague reality filled with both profoundity and shallowness that appear to be significant for the sake of each single moment and it is so when we notice the psychedelic scenes in venice when we see gustav at the railroad station when we are supplied with his intensely emotional memories the insight into his decaying mind is sometimes so intense that the only way for the viewer to go on watching the film is to do his her best to feel and experience rather than see and think all is doomed to fade to wither like flowers on meadow when their time comes in other words all has a sense of loss and death without many events or even dialogs as a result it is quite unlikely that you will get the idea of the movie after a single viewing it must be seen more than twice with the mind that is constantly open if you ll like it or not that s a different story very personal one br br the artistic values are the factor that is noticeable at first sight and stays with us throughout beauty as something very meaningful for the main character that appears to come and leave rest as something he s heading for so badly and which comes to him in the most unexpected way feeling that he finds in a teenage boy who appears as a model of all the dreams and desires as a forbidden fruit of homosexual lust which vanishes the costume designer piero tosi does a splendid job in this movie through lots of wonderful wardrobe he supplies us with a very realistic view of when the action takes place the cinematographer pasqualino de santis provides us with a terrific visual experience that can be called a real feast for the eyes and in the background comes gustav mahler s music the composer whose life inspired thomas mann to introduce the character br br the performances are top notch particularly from dirk bogart as the main character gustav von aschenbach who wants a rest after hard artistic job and vainly attempts to find it in crowded venice for the majority of the film we have a great insight into his thoughts feelings and acts of anger exhaust and despair though sometimes depressing he keeps us on the right track till the end not losing hope for the less tragic end tadzio bjorn andersen depicts the model of decadent homosexual desire but also a model of beauty and purity that appears to last pretty short adieu tadzio it was all too short says the main character a great though very controversial job is done by mark burns as a sort of super ego alfred with whom gustav polemics about such ideals as beauty justice hope human dignity for alfred beauty belongs to the senses how freudian yet how dangerous the idea might be and ever present in artistic italian movies of the time silvana mangano here as an elegant lady from poland tadzio s mother br br memorable moments indeed constitute the movie s strong points yet not all viewers will find them unforgettable they similarly to the whole odd movie require much effort to get onto the right track in director s individual ego and within the four walls of his psyche among such scenes i consider the beach sequence pretty important particularly the way gustav observes tadzio the physical distance accurately represents the lack of courage to come closer i also appreciate the shots when gustav is sitting in the gondola and the city s view moves in the background how memorably that may raise existential thoughts of transfer aren t we people a sort of passangers in the world in the journey that life is br br in the end i must tell you one important thing i had found morte a venezia extremely weird until i started to look deeper at what the director is really trying to convey then every scene turned out to be meaningful in its interpretation with which you don t have to agree i hardly agree with anything the main character does but you should at least tolerate this as something the author badly wanted to say listen to his voice allow him for a few words in one page of reality br br therefore there is a long way towards understanding the film since not many movies like that were being made in and are being made now paradoxically it seems that we are all bound to have the right feelings about this film in the long run similarly to that we are all bound to experience once a strange unavoidable usually unexpected reality that death is ,1
early film directed by d w griffith it features a gloriously happy king arthur v johnson and his queen marion leonard but wait when the king leaves the scene his queen makes music with the palace s minstrel henry b walthall when the king discovers the lovers he decides to enact a horrific edgar allen poe type revenge it s difficult to believe the lovers can t hear those plotting against them although the actors are trying to look alternately noisy the lovers and quiet the cement mixers the sets make the sealed room look very staged the performances are okay and the story is easy to follow br br the sealed room d w griffith arthur v johnson henry b walthall marion leonard,0
before viewing please make sure you have seen night of the living dead this might well be the best minute parody i have ever seen absurd crappy special effects the rope the rope and maneating slices of bread what more do you need br br do not watch this movie while eating bread you might get scared ,1
the gun is probably the worst film i ve ever saw the comedians direction is very poor the dialogs sounds like they were written by a year old teenager the plot what plot is another suspense in which it is very hard to get into finally nothing in this movie is any good a big thumbs down to everyone involved and particularly to the montreal film festival who presented this movie in competition ,0
this movie kept me constantly entertained in comparing this to serial mom mr waters has gone back to his grittier side this is not nearly as polished br br there is a dark side here a message about how success and fame changes a person but more importantly how it changes the people around you br br there is not a false moment in this film br br the characters are somewhat cartoonish but i want to believe that is what mr waters is trying to achieve br br it is fascinating to watch how mr waters has evolved this is truly his finest work ,1
henry thomas showed a restraint even when the third act turned into horrible hollywood resolution that could ve killed this movie that kept the dignity of a redemption story and as for pure creepiness sniffing babies ,1
who what where when why the acting was terrible very robotic rehearsed i have seen all of the actors in this film in better roles the screenplay was very elementary by the end of this film the story line was tied up and jeane claude lamarre should be tied up too so that he never attempts to write direct another film ,0
this movie is everything but the true story of phoolan devi director shekhar kapoor s claims are countered by the fact that he made the entire movie without even once meeting phoolan devi on whose life this movie is supposed to be based the excuse being that meeting the woman would have interfered with director s conception of the story the film wastes the opportunity of sensitizing the society of the plight of low caste women in the indian society and ends up as a stereotype portraying phoolan devi as an angry woman whose sole motivation is revenge no wonder this shekhar kapoor s film was successful in the west as it catered to their non bollywood tastes ,0
i saw a special advance screening of this today i have to let you know i m not a huge fan of either dane cook or steve carell so i really had no expectations going into this i ended up enjoying it quite a bit br br dan in real life is the story of a widower with daughters who goes to spend a weekend with his family while at a bookstore he meets the woman of his dreams only to find out that she happens to be his brother s girlfriend br br this movie is pretty well made the soundtrack cinematography and acting are all top notch especially steve carell my problem with it was mostly that there seemed to be a lack of character development mostly with dane cook s character we never really get a close look at the relationship between dane and steve s characters and i felt that it could have helped a bit in showing what dan s inner conflict about being in love with dane s girlfriend was like other than this though dan in real life is definitely a solid sweet film definitely a nice break from all the horror and action movies we ve been getting this year ,1
simon wests pg thriller about a babysitter who gets disturbing prank calls while sitting at a mansion is neither original nor exciting enough to be called a good film although there are some elements of suspense good eye candy and decent characters the film is just another i know what you did last summer as it falls short of being taken seriously the performances were alright but nothing special with this flick i say skip it unless you are looking for a mediocre movie you can find better films than this on lifetime sometimes okay maybe not lifetime but at least usa or somethin haha br br ,1
in his film blow up antonioni had his hero question truth against a backdrop of british youth protesters by setting such questions against a fabric of hippie youth movements antonioni questioned intentionally or not the effectiveness of these organisations how can you fight for a cause when what you think is true may actually be a lie on the flip side the film said that we must fight and actively challenge what we see precisely because others may be deceiving us with false images and false truths though the hippie aspects were the most tacky parts of blow up they created a nice texture and gave the film more meaning than it might otherwise have had it was a very cautionary and mature little film br br with zabriskie point antonioni throws away all the ambiguities and subtleties of blow up and goes full blown hippie the result is a film awash with bad metaphors stupid ideas and heavy handed storytelling how could somebody who across his career displayed such restraint and intelligence make something so silly br br the film opens with a nice series of close ups as we watch a group of radicals discussing the meaning of revolution suddenly one man mark gets up and leaves he hates the rigid and ordered nature of revolution he recognises that though revolutionaries fight for freedom to bind oneself to such a militant cause is to effectively give your freedom away and so like jack nicholson in the passenger mark just wants to be free br br as such mark buys a gun and goes solo he takes orders from no one when police raid his university campus mark shoots a guy and runs away he then flees to a nearby airfield steals a small private plane and flies out to the desert antonioni treats the desert as a peaceful utopia and contrasts it with the ruthlessly capitalist cities with their billboards and hollow modern appliances he sees the desert as a sort of garden of eden br br in the desert mark meets daria and quickly falls in love antonioni then gives us a ridiculous sex scene in which hundreds of hippies have sex in the sand free from the constraints of modern life these tree huggers and student radicals can now celebrate their individualism by humping in the sun br br the film ends with mark dying and daria fantasising about blowing up the mansions and stately homes of the rich capitalists who killed him it s antonioni s challenge to his audience pick up the guns pickets and explosives he says tear the walls down before they cage you in br br of course the film had no effect on its audience they recognised zabriskie point as being just another self centred commercial attempt at being radical a sort of commodified radicalism it felt untruthful and tame br br thematically the film is pretty stupid antonioni basically says that if you are unhappy with the modern world and the fat cats who exploit you you should either flee to the desert mark or actively fight the system daria that s all well and good but though artists constantly warn us of such dystopian nightmares they re all mostly unable to show us how to effectively administer change like the end of fight club nihilism and violence achieve nothing in the real world social change tends to be instigated by humble inventors spurred ahead by minor technological advancements i mean what liberated women more than contraceptives br br a very bad film the problem is antonioni does not really believe in rebellion he is a quiet and contemplative man an introvert who seems to have made an extroverted film simply to garner more adoration from the counterculture who embraced his earlier film blow up as such zabrinskie point comes across as a very pretentious and stupid film it s essentially a year old man say look at me i m a daring rebel br br there are many films in which the audience is encouraged to fight the system but they all fall into one of four categories in the first category you have films like network cool hand luke cuckoo s nest and spartacus these all show that the lives of freedom fighters all end in failure though in each case the spirit of revolution survives the message is that you can not effect change but by dying or failing the optimistic notion of change survives through martyrdom essentially we must keep on failing rather than give up hope br br then you have films like fight club zabriskie point and falling down which simply encourage you to explode tear it all down blow it all up everything is a lie so you might as well go out guns blazing these films are borne out of angry reactionary feelings rather than any sort of common sense br br then you have the flight rather than fight category terrence malick and antonioni are the masters of this genre films like the passenger red desert and badlands show human beings running from worlds they do not like and forging islands or peaceful havens for themselves both directors are pessimists in that malick has his islands destroyed and antonioni has his islands offering no sense of happiness or solution br br then you have the fourth category films like donnersmarck s the lives of others ashby s bound for glory and kubrick s a clockwork orange treat artists as a force of change and rebellion in these dystopian worlds in which everyone is content to be a slave to the state it is the unbridled creativity and freedom of will of the artist criminal who keeps the system in check by simply existing outside of the herd you create waves your comments actions and critical eye challenges the status quo as such donnersmarck s film has novelists and artists undermining nazi germany whilst kubrick has alex the artist criminal fighting nazi droogs painting the town in blood and sperm ,0
i saw part of this film on the sci fi channel but missed the ending i bought the dvd to see the whole movie and i m glad i did br br a young mother and her two daughters move into a house out in a backwoods area that they inherited from the husband who died from an illness it s very run down but the three women make the best of it the teen daughter scout taylor compton is warned by a local boy about the zombies that come out at night she ignores him but since he has a cute friend she joins his group meanwhile the younger daughter chloe grace moretz makes a friend in a zombie girl her age named mary it turns out that mary and several other kids died in a mine in while working as child labor now that they are zombies they attack and kill anyone who s not a blood relative br br this movie was directed by j s cardone whose previous films include the slayer and shadowzone two movies i didn t like in the slightest bit this is why i was surprised that i actually enjoyed this movie the film is deliberately paced which i liked this allows you to get to know the main characters most of whom are likable child zombies have been used at least since george romero s classic night of the living dead still i found the tool using child zombies in this movie interesting it would seem that cardone finally found the right script and cast only the stereotypical scenes of the teens smoking drinking and making out in a parked car were boring to me br br taylor compton also appears in the halloween remake moretz appeared in the amityville horror and the horror film room ,1
this is a fantasy movie for kids based on the boggy creek legend although i don t know why they called it return to boggy creek as if it s a sequel this movie has nothing to do with the documentary and its fantasy kiddie fare dawn wells stars as the mother of children who get lost in the swamp around boggy creek with other men and the monster comes to their aid yes it s very silly and the plot is corny but this kind of movie is perfect for the y o group which it targeted it s harmless g rated kiddie fare and at least you don t have to worry about leaving your kids alone while they watch it strictly for the y o set older kids will get bored and think it lame ,1
 ned kelly is a wonderfully made australian film honouring a true australian hero we are taken into the world of ned his best friend joe byrne and the other members of the kelly gang as the film explains and perhaps justifies ned s actions br br there is an exceptional cast present who all give stellar performances which brings the film to life great job heath orlando bloom was fantastic as joe playing the role of quiet loyal ladiesman very well i was swept up in the moment for a moment i almost believed the gang would win the battle at glenrowan alas it was not to be br br some aspects of the film are fictional and as an avid ned kelly fan and supporter was slightly disappointed by this perhaps also the film could ve gone longer to cover more of the kelly gang s ned s life i felt not enough was covered br br regardless of a few flaws this is a moving film which stirs all sorts of emotions and hey i d assume this film would be better to watch rather than mick jagger trying to portray ned ,1
first of all i just wanna say that i m a very big naruto fan i love the anime and the manga stories also the first movie just confirmed that naruto is all about great fun great action great story but then came the nd movie i was very hyped because the first movie turned out great but it didn t satisfy me one bit the story was lame action wasn t all that great especially compared to the anime series same goes for the quality of animation i found it very poorly could the story get any lamer any where s the kyuubi of naruto not once does he turn demon i mean come on my advice is see the series until episode then it s just fillers and then read the manga because that s still great ignore this movie and hope for something better in the future br br all and all i gave it a just because it s naruto ,0
i remember this movie from when i was it was amazing i remember it to the day not like most thing i watched back then i have even tried to buy it but its like rocking horse sh t anyway the acting is a bit chewy but the story is amazing considering it was a real b movie with a low budget and event the fighting scenes were amazing to watch i must have watched it about times it was a very well made movie and i loved the idea of fighting giant man controlled robots pity they had to spoil it by making a crappy spin off crash and burn don t watch that movie by the way it is total pants if your a real sci fi movie fan then watch this if it was re made today it would be a winner i really would love to see a remake or even release the dvd of it ,1
 chupacabra terror is saved from a by the presence of canadian cutie chelan simmons as the heroine she is a delight to watch from the front back and side otherwise what you have here is your standard monster movie playing like a low budget shipboard version of the relic john rhys davies plays the captain of the ship on which the monster is being transported and the very nonscary monster is simply a man in a suit he does commit about senseless gory killings at least so the body count in this one is pretty awesome formulaic to say the least i love the moment when simmons ominously tells someone what chupacabra stands for goat eater oooohhh scary ,0
paul reiser steps away from the standup comedy spotlight to write a warmly humorous and gently tender story about family what we see and what we don t see what we expect and what surprises us the thing about my folks doesn t set any new standards for film but it is a fine little story well told that reminds us about the significant bonds that family represents br br sam kleinman peter falk has been a workaholic at times pushing his wife muriel olympia dukakis his daughters mackenzie connolly and lydia jordan and his son ben paul reiser into the background one day muriel leaves a note that after years of marriage she is leaving her daughters along with ben s wife rachel elizabeth perkins immediately begin the search for her whereabouts leaving the confused and hurt and disgruntle sam to sort things out on a road trip with son ben the road trip becomes a time for the two men to learn who each other is and what they each mean to their status as father and son and as family members sam relaxes for the first time in his life and introduces the now workaholic ben to the pleasures and fun of living the trip comes to an end with a phone call about the whereabouts of muriel and why she left and the regrouping of the wiser family draws the story s warm ending all is not what it seemed it s better and well different br br falk and reiser play off each other like the pros they are but in many ways the film belongs to the brief moments when olympia dukakis is on screen reminding us that she is one of our strongest matriarchs on film well worth viewing grady harp,1
this is one of the worst movies i have ever seen i could hardly stay awake the acting and the plot were horrible i like b movies but this movie has nothing that could make me laugh or think about ok there were two or three funny moments at the beginning so i have to give this movie out of if you really want to watch it watch the first minutes after that you will get more and more disappointed while the movie runs ,0
after losing his cattle herd to a dishonest lawman a trail boss winds up in the yukon gold fields with a bad reputation and small chances of being able to return to the states while there his fortunes take a turn for the best until a bad luck specter from the past comes calling good western with many favorite old faces in the lineup ,1
one of my favourite domestic movies i don t know if there is any person in our country who hasn t seen this movie it s funny and sad at some moments i don t know how did people around the world who had opportunity to watch it accept this movie because you have to know some moments in our serbian history and character of serbs in the first half of the th century to be able to understand it but as i see here there is somebody from canada who watched it and he liked it br br i think that i ll try to put all good quotes from the movie on this site but first to find out how to do that br br cheers ,1
i don t know who sue kramer the director of this film is but i have a strong suspicion that a she is a lesbian and b she somehow shamed everyone involved in this project to participate to prove they are not homophobic br br i can imagine everyone thinking my god this is horrible not funny pedestrian totally lame but keeping their mouths shut for fear they will be labeled anti gay or they don t get the gay lifestyle this is probably why kramer did not cast gay people to play gay people too anyway it s not even worth reviewing the actors are all directed to play every scene completely over the top so there is no sincerity or believability in anything they do it s full of clichés and there is nothing about this movie that is the least bit amusing much less funny br br i hated it and i m not afraid to say so too bad the gutless people who gave kramer the money to make this bomb weren t as unbiased in their judgment ,0
jessica bohl plays daphne the sexually precocious suburban teenager struggling with the hell of high school daphne s neighbor is buddy richard brundage a depressed middle aged man still angry over loosing his wife daphne is attracted to world of prostitution because it promises to cure her of barely legal boredom and loneliness once buddy strips daphne of her secret he hires her to help him accept the loss of his wife the entire film takes place at the hotel duncan yet details of each character s history are exposed through dialogue and flashbacks their appointment climaxes with the story s concluding twist br br both actors truly understand and become their particular character delivering a convincing sincere performance their on screen chemistry critical to the entire film is genuine br br the film s dialogue is natural real to life the writer gorman bechard undoubtedly did his homework because all references are industry and character age appropriate daphne is intelligent yet clearly still an eighteen year old buddy may be middle aged but still not the hackneyed naïve type normally depicted in film daphne and buddy s conversation primarily deals with their despair and frustration with life but is still comical at the right times although the general mood is very relaxed the dialogue has its own vivacity forcing the audience to become empathetic toward the character s conditions and uncomfortable at their straightforward vulgarities br br the incredible soundtrack truly captures the essence of the film each track commands sentiment actually contributing to the scenes and characters even existing independently from the film the compilation truly expresses you are alone s central theme loneliness br br you are alone is a less conventional piece that deals with of notions typically not spoken definitely worth seeing it s the sort of thought provoking film that forces you to question your own threshold of loneliness ,1
for a horror film this is criminally dull a few memorable gruesome bits can t compensate for a really poor script very little coherence is achieved and the movie relentlessly overplays its one basic idea a killer cat until it becomes repetitive and things are made even worse by the constant use of shots from the cat s point of view ,0
 the saint takes over stars george sanders as simon templar aka the saint in this entry into the series it also stars wendy barrie jonathan hale and paul guilfoyle on board ship en route to the u s the saint meets and tries to make time with a woman wendy barrie who gives him the brushoff simon is coming to new york to help inspector fernack now thoroughly discredited due to a gangster frame up was found in his home the gangster rocky roland drew of course was found not guilty at trial and he and his fellow mobsters pay the bill for the frame and attorney representation in total today you need that to defend yourself against a parking ticket this was a murder rap br br rocky sends his bodyguard pearly gates guilfoyle to the lawyer s house to steal the from the safe the attorney catches him red handed and sends him back to his boss with a message seconds later he s dead rocky meets a similar fate and on and on who s killing this group of gangsters the saint has to get one of them to talk so that fernack can be cleared can he get to anyone before they re murdered the woman he met on board ship reappears and figures prominently in the case br br few actors have a way with a line like george sanders and his dry wit good looks smooth voice and depth as an actor suit simon templar perfectly paul guilfoyle provides some humor as the nervous milk drinking pearly gates and jonathan hale is great as the sometimes exasperated but worried sick inspector fernack wendy barrie who appeared in many saint episodes is very good as the woman who captures simon s heart br br very enjoyable ,1
the sun should set on this movie forever br br it goes on forever which isn t usually a bad thing the english patient schindler s list but is so tedious the aging of the actors is unbelievable and so is the drawn out never ending story line which really seems to go nowhere br br in short a waste of talent and film ,0
i grew up in new york city and every afternoon abc would show the movie saratoga trunk was one of the first movies i remember watching as a kid i loved this movie and it has stayed with me for years i recently watched it again and still thought it was great maybe i am just a romantic but i thought it was well done i do not want to say this movie was good only because of the main actors i really did not know who they were when i first saw this movie i guess i just knew quality acting as a child both bergman and cooper were excellent i especially loved seeing old new orleans during the time period of this movie if you ever get a chance to visit new orleans you should watch movies that show the city during that time period when you get to see some of the old homes in the french quarter not just bourbon street or uptown you can truly imagine life as it was years ago br br i love old movies this one to me is a good flick ,1
this movie had all the potential and makings of a great feel good great love story the cast is perfect the visuals work the original premise works the characters work but the story moves from one chess move to the next in a most predictable way not one character in the movie has any depth or has any depth explained by the director all we know about catherine zeta jones character is she is obsessed with her world nobody is allowed in and nobody challenges her world that much is obvious but the remaining characters all have their own dimensions that are really never explored or exposed aaron eckhart s character had so much more to offer to the story but wasn t allowed abigail breslin s character is so easy to understand that her performance comes across somewhat predictable and phony in the end everything reverts back to the forced turbulent world of catherine zeta jones which the audience never totally falls for honestly her turbulent world is not much more than a portrayal of a selfish self obsessed spoiled lady who most people would not have much time or sympathy for in the real world the director needed to make her a hero and never does in the end it is eckhart s character that ultimately wins because he wins br br not a lousy movie just a movie that could have been a lot better with more depth of personalities allowed in explained and exposed br br cheers,0
some movies you watch and you say well that made no sense and you don t really mean it you re just saying things were overly complicated or slightly nonsensical br br bread and circus makes no sense at all and i mean it and that s not because it s surreal from the start it s pretty clear it s a feeble excuse to do splatter special effects there s no script there s no plot there s no story of any kind one event does not lead to the next that s how fundamental the bad writing is here br br so what i mean there are tons of movies out there that fall into that category they want to show you gore they give you gore why even talk about it br br because in this case bread and circus gave me hope okay there are some surreal elements vaginas in the ground people crawling out of them the earth in space two legs on either side these sorts of images are wonderful fun odd crazy but the movie doesn t do anything with them br br stuff happens the movie ends and it s all very unsatisfying i suspect the script was made up on the fly too bad if there had been a story of any kind at all it would have made for a much more entertaining film br br the film is very much like the beautiful car you would love to own then you lift up the hood and there s no engine just a small man peddling a bicycle br br grr ,0
and obviously i didn t see it br br but looking at the cast and seeing that doug masters is back from the dead i know now to avoid this like the plague i hate it when hollywood producers writers directors or all of the above think that audiences are stupid that they re not going to catch continuity errors a supposedly dead doug masters returning is a big giant one won t you say br br and i can t believe that someone like louis gossett jr would return for something like that br br did jason gedrick really decline this well i hate to say it but even if he took the role again it would have still had that same continuity error i bet if he really turned it down he must have been incredulous seeing that his character died in the second film br br i ll probably catch it by accident on a late night air on some channel but no way am i going to rent this or buy the dvd ,0
an extremely fast paced exhilarating interesting detail rich book its a huge shame that the film had none of these qualities not only was tom hanks mild mannered portrayal or robert langdon laughable but the name changes to key characters huge deviances from the original story line and poor irish italian accent from carmalengo played by ewan mcgregor made for the worst book to film ever br br as a huge fan of a d the book i had high hopes for a more lavish true to book detailed movie where it would start and finish just as the book did leaving me wanting more br br all the film really did was depress me within the st minutes br br what was impressive was how the sorry i couldn t even finish that sentence without laughing br br in short vittoria was the token hottie a very second to audrey tatou and there were some very nice alfa romeos br br i would recommend reading the book to understand that if ron howard must insist on making another book to film i would be happy saving my £ for a kfc zinger meal and some chicken wings far more entertaining and deeply more satisfying ,0
i watched this movie when joe bob briggs hosted monstervision on tnt even he couldn t make this movie enjoyable the only reason i watched it until the end is because i teach video production and i wanted to make sure my students never made anything this bad but it took all my intestinal fortitude to sit through it though it s like watching your great grandmother flirting with a year old boy excruciatingly painful br br if you took the actual film dipped it in paint thinner then watched it it would be more entertaining seriously br br if you see this movie in the bargin bin at s mart back away from it as if it were a rattlesnake ,0
one can only imagine the film mr welles might have finished without the interference of the studio this film is a flawed welles but worth every minute of it because one can see the greatness of perhaps america s best motion picture director of all times br br we can see the toll it took on orson welles the filming of this movie the story has a lot of holes in it perhaps because of the demands of the studio executives that didn t trust the director br br it is curious by reading some of the opinions submitted to imdb that compare orson welles with the coen brothers roman polanski even woody allen when it should be all of those directors that must be regarded as followers of the great master himself no one was more original and creative in the history of american cinema than mr welles lucky are we to still have his legacy either in retrospective looks such as the one the film forum in new york just ended or his films either on tape or dvd form br br rita hayworth was never more lovingly photographed than here if she was a beauty with her red hair as a blonde she is just too stunning for words everett sloan and glenn anders made an excellent contribution to the movie br br the only thing that might have made this film another masterpiece to be added to orson welles body of work was his own appearance in it had he concentrated in the directing and had another actor interpret michael o hara a different film might have been achieved altogether orson welles has to be credited for being perhaps a pioneer in taking the camera away from the studio lot into the street the visuals in this film are so amazing that we leave the theater after seeing this movie truly impressed for the work the vision and the talent he gave us ,1
i should have listened i was warned and still i paid money for this after reading all the reviews after knowing the original is so bad it s good and that part does not fit into that category at all still even then i couldn t resist exactly what happened here part one was hilarious it had so much politically incorrectness and other crazy fat entertainment and this one there just couldn t possibly be a worse sequel on god s green earth not basket case hell not even troll this is truly the worst sequel in history and that s really saying something considering the groundbreaking bottom of the barrel qualities of the original criminally insane part was just a completely different brand of bad shot on video zero score zero entertainment value consists of flashbacks of the original and on top of all that crazy fat ethel has lost a portion of her girth i mean honestly is this some kind of sick joke thank s a lot nick milliard ,0
like a lot of stars of the big screen as their careers wound down so many turned to television where probably they secured their reputations for posterity donna reed is a case in point br br i don t think donna reed ever thought that donna stone was anything challenging not to a woman who had won an oscar for playing a very different type in from here to eternity she was certainly better prepared to play wife mother and homemaker donna stone after having played mary bailey in it s a wonderful life br br donna was always beautiful and wise and ever helpful with the problems of her kids and her husband carl betz was not an idiot he was a pediatrician who had his office attached to the house talk about the man being ever ready in a crisis br br though this was the donna reed show because donna s husband at the time tony owen produced it yet it lasted as long as did because of the popularity of the two children shelley fabares and paul petersen fabares had that best selling teen record johnny angel which she introduced on the show she successfully made the transition to adult star most known for her role in coach as craig t nelson s wife br br but petersen was a bubblegum teen idol back in the day the donna reed show dare i say got most of its viewers because of him it s forgotten now but petersen also had a best selling record my dad didn t do half as well as johnny angel br br now paul petersen runs a support group for former child stars like himself so many of them end so tragically it s good work that he s doing br br the stone family was the quintessence of middle america they lived in a suburb near chicago they led wholesome lives mom and dad were always there for the kids of course the problems they had usually were nothing more than breaking curfew br br it s this series i believe was the model for the tv town of pleasantville where tobey maguire and reese witherspoon are sucked into br br i have pleasant memories of the donna reed show easy to take but not too seriously ,1
i watched this on tv in and regretted not taping it i was very intriguing and suspenseful it is amazing as the events unfold and this man s past catches up with him br br the acting is first rate and the story is exactly what the title claims twist of fate but no one could run away from a life that this man had at the beginning of the movie ,1
having been brought up in phenix city as a child i recognize many of the local people in the movie so for me it s like a trip down memory lane to see the phenix city story again as a matter of fact my granduncle is in it in one of the very first scenes uncle drew s the one in the hawaiian shirt who scoots his chair out to get a better look at the singer stripper br br unless you ve been there like mr page and i both have you couldn t possibly understand the story it tells the reviewer from new york calls john patterson racist most likely without ever having had an encounter with mr patterson or his father and what is your point in bringing up mr patterson s employment now it has nothing to do with the film that you re supposedly reviewing how in the world can you sit back and judge either them or this film when you ve probably gone no further yourself than the south bronx it s been my experience that people who do that are simply attempting to feel morally superior to the folks portrayed in the movie by most accounts of the time both mr pattersons were basically good and decent men their families were respectable people as were most of the people who lived in phenix city br br by the way why is so hard for those who live outside of the south to believe that there are good and decent people even in small towns in alabama and why do they assume that everyone living in a small southern town is a racist my parents lived there and yet they didn t tolerate it in our household others didn t tolerate it either but the myth that everyone in the south is racist lives on through the willful ignorance of others br br the movie itself is simple and direct it isn t the whole story hollywood added a certain sensationalism when the film was made parts of it were absolutely on target other parts of it bordered on fairy tales and if it s the source that anyone uses to decide how folks in small southern towns are they need to get a grip and understand what most of us do it s only a movie ,1
while i count myself as a fan of the babylon television series the original movie that introduced the series was a weak start although many of the elements that would later mature and become much more compelling in the series are there the pace of the gathering is slow the makeup somewhat inadequate and the plot confusing worse the characterization in the premiere episode is poor although the ratings chart shows that many fans are willing to overlook these problems i remember the gathering almost turned me off off what soon grew into a spectacular series ,0
this is a strong recommendation to anyone who reads this review who has never seen the film total reality don t waste your time and money renting this poor excuse for a film this is without peer the single worst movie that i have ever seen in my life i had nightmares of this movie ever since i saw it the acting was terrible and any amateur film maker could make a more decent film the film blatently rips off far superior sci fi films such as timecop or total recall where the title seems to have been derived from i m sorry but i just think that there is more entertainment value in watching the side of a cardboard box for two hours if you already have seen this movie i feel sorry for you for going through what i did ,0
like so many media experiments this amateurish effort contains seeds of a very interesting social commentary in the years since it was released the premise has been made less outrageous by real world events in software development and i found it less boring than the previous commentator for that reason i imagine the director clearly is a fan of hitchcock and it s too bad that the film was not better executed but in fact it is nearly a parody of pulp fiction including the soundtrack screeching at us when we are supposed to pay attention one can almost see the exclamation points and capital letters on a yellowing page br br i have to admit i found it rather entertaining for all these reasons and more sometimes the slick has less to offer us and i would recommend it to anyone interested in deconstructing it for education purposes oh yes and even though the seams showed and it creaked a lot my heart rate went up and i was reluctant to get up and take a break ,0
i have found this movie available for streaming on netflix and thought i d give it a try br br the plot revolves around ryan and theo taylor colm feore and david cubitt who have finally seen each other after their father has passed away ryan and theo at first argue about who did what but later theo finds out that his brother ryan is not only gay but he is dying of a terminal illness so ryan and theo spend their time patching up their differences br br this is such an incredible film i have only seen colm feore in season of but he was phenomenal in this david cubitt an actor i have never heard of before did a phenomenal job as well br br i would recommend this to those who are interested in the gay and lesbian genre this is one movie you don t want to miss br br i give this film stars out of excellent film ,1
found a copy in a bargain bin sale of this old time classic i played it with dosbox on a vista machine without any issues it s graphically dated heavily but what do you expect for a year old game the game is a fps adventure game hybrid it s what i call pseudo d you can t look up or down just spin in think wolfd game play can get tricky with a very limited supply of health pots and a somewhat average interface tip press i but on the whole it s passable br br one main strength of the game is the mood there game heavily uses full motion video and whilst the acting is b grade and the plot is very choppy the game as a whole feels genuinely creepy it also does a good job of making you question the good guys are they really helping or are they just waiting to stab you in the back the other major selling point is the games length there are from memory chapters which range in game play time from minutes to potentially hours my first play through took me a week with some serious devotion of time br br dated yes but if you missed this years ago and can find it for give it a look cheaper than a movie and more entertaining than most movies ,1
i first saw this movie in the night program of one of my favourite tv channels i was hooked from the very first minute nothing is as it first seems lots of suspense great acting from mr van dien and i did not mind the heat in it one bit and best of all you are in for a surprise ending ,1
i ve seen a lot of crap in my day but goodness hot rod takes the cake i saw a free screening in ny the other night i can only hope they show the funny version to the paying customers the big laughs were sparse the plot was uninteresting and the characters were one dimensional at best one highlight is a hilarious dancing scene with adam samberg it was priceless and was the only scene i truly had a hearty laugh at other than that i can only recollect randomness and dead air snl samberg fans may be disappointed i know i was expecting more from it but it short i definitely would not recommend attending a free screening or paying to watch this film ,0
i was really surprised when i came across this movie on cable tv a couple of years ago the story is a wonderful example of how our land keeps changing and the fight to hang on to it and use it according to need conflicting desires of the people and the government the actors were fantastic in their portrayals and i absolutely fell in love with tantoo cardinal she is so believable and was such a character in this movie as was rip torn the story was also a love story about the land the past and between the main characters i have tried to buy this film and have been unable to locate it but i would sure would love to own it ,1
 i hate those stories that begin with a funeral but i m afraid this one begins the day we buried george not that we buried him in the interests of the environment we had him incinerated so speaks elizabeth judi dench george s widow she s led a comfortable predictable life with george she has two grown children and a year old grandchild but when she was and in school in the midst of world war ii she played the sax at night in an all girl almost all girl band called the blonde bombshells the almost was because the drummer was patrick a charming rogue who had no desire to fight and possibly be killed with a yellow wig a long red dress and makeup patrick looked almost as good as the others br br one afternoon after the funeral elizabeth finds herself in the attic of her home playing the sax she had put away she used to practice but only when george was out of the house on the golf course then two things happen her granddaughter amazed at how good elizabeth is starts talking about how the blonde bombshells could be reunited and play at her school dance then elizabeth encounters patrick ian holm now just as much an aging oldster as elizabeth and just as much attracted to her as he was more than years ago he also was attracted to all the other members of the bombshells the roses that would appear on his bass drum had a special meaning that attested to his affection well why not see if the other band members can be located and why not give it a shot for a reunion performance at her granddaughter s school br br why not one member of the band is gaga one is dead one is in jail one has found salvation with the salvation army one they can find no trace of one is last known to be in the states one is a professional singer and has no intention of doing a school gig even for a reunion but one by one elizabeth and patrick bring together the surviving members of the bombshells we don t know if enough of them can be found the rehearsals more often than not turn into off key shambles while they do this we share elizabeth s flashbacks of what life was like when she and patrick were young in war time london playing in the band while the bombs were falling as terrible as it was it was the most exciting time of their lives when the night of elizabeth s granddaughter s dance arrives of course the blonde bombshells filled with jitters and renewed friendship blow the youngsters away afterwards elizabeth informs us that the bombshells are continuing to play at gigs and that she and patrick have no plans to get married but see nothing wrong with a little fooling around br br this is sentimental hogwash expertly done and not bad at all what makes it work are the skill and charm of judi dench and ian holm when i hear the term warm hearted comedy i usually cringe unless the actors are first rate dench and holm are wonders to watch as they take something as light weight and predictable as this script and turn it into something that charms us then there s the old broad gambit that s fun if you remember the old broads among the blonde bombshells are leslie caron joan sims olympia dukakis billie whitelaw and cleo laine laine sings three numbers and almost over balances the production she is so strong and unique a jazz talent that while she s singing the program nearly becomes the cleo laine show another attractive feature is the number of great wwii songs played in strong swing ,1
sadly this film lives up to about of the hype that the game created in and leaves a very sour taste in the mouth for video game enthusiasts book worms and movie fans alike there is nothing more disappointing then a film that is based on an original concept whether on paper or gaming console that does not deliver and not only that goes well under the mark far cry the video game released in created such a cult following that making a movie from the content should have been easy and scores of gamers would have flocked to watch the film if you are a gamer that has played far cry do not watch this film anyone else who hasn t played the game it ll still seem like a b grade acted b grade directed movie uwe boll hang your head in shame this should ve been easy to make into a blockbuster the storyline of the game was incredible think jurassic park meets alien and yet you still managed to take it and mould it into your own terrible recreation of an instant classic video game companies be warned if uwe boll comes a knockin lock the door oh til schweiger i look forward to seeing you make up for yourself in inglourious basterds what were you thinking taking this one on sigh ,0
i just saw this movie on flix after timer taping it i grew up watching f troop and had a major hard for wrangler jane so i was shocked literally shocked to find out after seeing this film that the degenerate homicidal nurse was melody patterson who looks pretty good but also looks completely different and is unfortunately poorly photographed i would never have guessed it was her in a million years what the hell is she doing in a picture like this i agree with the guys here that the movie lacks what it s pushing no sex no gore no tease it s also a remake of the atomic brain aka monstrosity or thereabouts most of the action is tedious the main character spends enormous amounts of time running around the crazed doctor s house and basement and the neighborhood in general or being roughed up by the cop all of it boring and time filling now if the italians would have made this half the film would have been the slingblade uncle ernest jack elam henchman fondling the unconscious nude girls but you only get that for seconds ,0
if mr cranky had rated this i d be tempted just to copy his review and paste it here but as he hasn t i ll have to give it a go myself br br the only thing giving this movie a instead of a is that malcolm mcdowall s acting is excellent however not even he can save this film from disaster the director must have been really distracted when he worked on this one because it is just a conglomeration of scenes that were thrown together with very little continuity reminiscent of bad s movies even worse both the actors and director appeared to be making it up as they went along which probably showed how bad the original script was br br it s not even worth discussing the story line although it revolves around a futuristic corporation called the proxate corporation who put together a crew of dispensable people to carry a dangerous cargo on an old container slave ship to nigeria this ship s computer is a baby kept in a glass jar and wired into one of the crew via usb or something the company should have been called the prostate corporation as the entertainment value of this movie is on a par with an examination of the same name br br i honestly can t find one scene that i could say was well made and made any real sense in the context of the movie i only watched it to the end as i had a touch of the bird flu and this movie reminded me that there were people out there who were actually worse off than me malcolm mcdowall in particular i won t hold this against him as he s a great actor and every great actor is entitled to one bad movie in their career and this one is a doosie br br so unless this is the only movie your shop hires out or you re male and you re doctor isn t doing prostate examinations this week and you somehow feel this is a bad thing then give this one a really wide berth unless of course if you re really community minded buy a copy to support malcolm and then use it as a drink coaster ,0
 dominion is a good movie but not original it blends some elements of slasher movie and adventure flick the setting is wonderful the acting is acceptable and the film is fast paced and exciting highly recommended for any thriller adventure buff ,1
got the chance to see this at a friend s house today and was impressed with what it achieved on such a small budget not that this ever bothered me anyway since i love low budget sci fi like dr who blake s and dark star hell even outland wasn t a big budget affair so whilst money helps it takes more than throwing cash at things to make them good br br the story is straightforward at first with a group of mercenaries paid to escort a prisoner through space their ship is attacked and they are forced to land on the nearest planet they then discover the prisoner has made it too he s a stone cold nut case and that s only the start of their problems br br the effects except for the gunfights are minimalistic and add to the film without overwhelming it computer effects look a bit dodgy at times but serve their purpose well and add to the story lending a futuristic feel to the proceedings films like i robot could have benefited from this approach instead of being largely style over substance and substituting special effects for a plot like all too many of hollywood s offerings br br whilst none of the actors get oscar material it s tightly scripted and shot and at an hour and ten minutes doesn t outstay its welcome the characters don t get fleshed out much but then they didn t in predator either which it resembles in feel big man mike mitchell is a good stand in for arnie and is a good combination of brains and brawn br br some people may be annoyed at the lack of explanation towards the end but i like it unlike a lot of films and shows which leave things unexplained it is not so obscure that you can t get a handle on it at all and i d like to see a sequel where the nature of the aliens is explored further br br a cracking little film from an enterprising team done on the cheap but a fun way to pass an hour if this is what they can do on a shoestring i d like to see what they would do with a bit more cash and hope the film industry and the talentless armchair critics don t knock all the creativity out of them first br br recommended ,1
i consider myself lucky that i got to view a wonderful movie with two marvelous actors kramer vs kramer was great to me because i think i could relate to it br br unfortunately my parents are divorced even though i was older than billy in this movie i felt his pain and confusion having two parents who you thought were happy and end up hating each other is the worst through this movie actually i think it made me realize that my parents are people too and they had as just much pain as my sister and i had br br back to the movie this was a good one yes it s dated and meryl and dustin are very young but i would recommend this for a lot of people because i think most can relate in some way there are funny sad happy and relieving moments that are carried away terrificly by these great actors it s a good movie and deserves more credit than a br br ,1
everybody seems to compare this to the matrix and the th floor and when i first saw it i would have agreed i was expecting the matrix and was a little disappointed but upon repeated viewings my respect for this movie has grown immensely br br the thing to keep in mind is that the matrix is a great action movie with some philosophical mumbo jumbo thrown in the th floor is a passable action movie with some slightly more interesting philosophical mumbo jumbo thrown in existenz is not an action movie at all and is not as many seem to believe about reality or any such deep concept it s about the human tendency to intentionally replace reality with an artificial both in its origin and in its behavior world of make believe br br the most chilling moment in the movie is when allegra geller repeats her scripted line it s at that point you realize that the people in the game have voluntarily surrendered their free will in order to participate in a story this is made even more frightening at the end when d arcy nader or rather his player comments on the possibility of spending one s life in the game i sympathize completely with the realist philosophy that providing interesting worlds in which people simply locate the correct predefined path to the end goal is ultimately a recipe for a soulless existence living in the game is not living at all but is a tempting way to spend one s time on earth as allegra comments about the real world there s nothing going on here might as well jack into someone else s imagination and pretend to be doing something interesting although i have to ask whether cronenberg considers this a self indictment considering that he himself offers up worlds to be experienced in minute snippets br br upon leaving the theater after first watching this movie i thought it was one of those movies that was watchable only to see how it ended but having seen it a couple more times thank you scifi channel i ve realized how much deeper it goes seriously if you ve only seen it once it deserves another viewing ,1
this movie is a perfect example of an excellent book getting ruined by a movie jacob have i loved is quite possibly the worst film that i have ever seen there is no storyline plots disappear and the editing is awful to top it all off the music is straight from a synthesizer and sounds unbelievably terrible bridget fonda s acting is decent but everyone else s acting is totally amateur i would suggest this movie to someone who is studying to be a producer as a study on how not to produce a movie as it is chock full of bad cut scenes bad transitions and acting that should have been re shot read the book and don t waste your time with this film ,0
i just finished watching marigold today and i ll begin by saying that i found this dvd on the shelves of blockbuster while strolling around looking for something new and good to watch the picture of ali larter caught my attention br br after drooling over ali larter i picked up the cover and continued to glance around the cover from the looks of it i thought the costumes were a bit over the top and then i saw the other indians on the cover and figured this was some kind of spoof film or something like that br br when i flipped over the the synopsis part and saw salman khan i did a double take salman khan in an american film with ali larter in a dvd at blockbuster because salman khan is to bollywood films like mel gibson is to hollywood films i had very high expectations for this film it had to be good i am very pleased to say that marigold is a phenomenal film it far exceeded any and all of my personal expectations br br i suppose a film like this is what happens when you have a decent script a talented experienced knowledgeable and goal oriented director two incredible actors playing the lead roles and just a very hard working supporting cast and crew khan and larter appear to have really great chemistry together and both shine on the big screen they look really good together the musical numbers weren t bad at all which was surprising considering how cheesy and long indian films musicals are these days and you ll be happy to know that the indian costumes are very far from being cheesy as you ll get br br the beginning of the film was kind of slow the middle was really good the scenes leading to the climax were pretty dramatic but the ending was just awesome i have a few gripes and complaints about the dvd however while i loved the widescreen aspect ratio of the dvd i didn t like the fact that several other things were left out of the dvd for starters there are no subtitles now english being my first language it s not a problem however when some of the indian actors and actresses spoke it was at times difficult to understand what they were saying captioning would have helped br br another thing that i would have appreciated on the dvd would be a blooper reel or some kind of collection of outtakes and lastly how about a menu feature that would allow us to skip right to the musical numbers man some of those songs were really good on the flip side i throughly enjoyed watching the making of marigold br br i have tons more to say regarding the awesomeness of this film and how much i liked it but i don t have the time nor do i want to keep on writing why i enjoyed it so much i hope that salman khan does more english films in addition to his hindi films and i certainly hope this hindi film will not be ali larter s last bollywood film and i encourage the director to continue making bollywood film hybrids featuring salman khan ali larter and other big name actors just make sure the scripts are original and good br br this is just a great love story film that your entire family can enjoy ,1
stanwyck and morgan are perfectly cast in what is in many ways a modern equivalent of dickens christmas carol in its sensibility the success of the film depends on the casting of sydney greenstreet as the alexander yardley character yardley is the modern equivalent of dickens scrooge in the way he exercizes control over his employees until the christmas spirit overtakes him the role is a walk in the park for greenstreet who had been one of the stage s great falstaffs when he was part of the lunts company greenstreet had only entered films five years earlier when at age he was featured in what was to become a film classic the first and best film john huston ever directed the maltese falcon cuddles sakall was probably never better in his traditional role as the embodiment of middle european gemutlicheit the attractive set used throughout most of the film is an eye pleasing gem ,1
spike milligan s books and plays have defeated film makers over the years and s puckoon is sadly no exception the novel set in concerns the partitioning of ireland in particular its effects on a solitary community the puckoon of the title due to a colossal blunder half the village is now in northern ireland the other half is in the republic locals go to the toilets at the bottom of their gardens to find a barbed wire fence blocking their path drinkers crowd like sardines into a corner of the pub to enjoy a cheaper pint a dead man has to have a passport made out in his name before villagers can reach the churchyard to bury him br br puckoon is a sort of irish under milk wood with comic characters and surreal happenings galore the lead character dan milligan renamed madigan in the film is impishly played by sean hughes and has conversations with the narrator richard attenborough also in the film is milo o shea griff rhys jones david kelly from robin s nest freddie jones joe mcgann and elliott gould br br interviewed for the making of puckoon documentary writer director terence ryan expressed undying admiration for the book it shows on screen but alas like the ill fated film of the hitch hiker s guide to the galaxy a good book does not necessarily make a good film the trouble with puckoon is that like milligan s other books they simply do not work on the big screen puckoon is essentially a collection of jokes in search of a plot br br no way can the film be compared to train wrecks like sex lives of the potato men fat slags and lesbian vampire killers but then neither is it as good as it should have been the last half hour involves a lot of running around by the police the british army some locals who have stashed explosives in a coffin and is really tedious to sit through ryan s decision to stick closely to the book is the main reason for its failure to work as a film br br the other problem is the total absence of charm waking ned had this in spades while the father ted television series was funnier by far spike lived long enough to see the film and apparently enjoyed it his daughter jane has a cameo as madigan s bride br br the highlight for me though was the quotation at the beginning i don t mind dying said spike i just don t want to be there when it happens ,1
first of all just let me say this ghost story hello br br if any of the other people who trashed this movie from beginning to end realized this fact their reviews would have been very different the fact that characters kept disappearing whenever the protagonist turned back to look should have been a dead giveaway this movie was not billed as a ghost story when you went to rent it in the video store not even a hint and that is the biggest mistake that was made by the studio who marketed it it was deliberate on their part not to market it as a ghost story in order to confuse you like the main character is confused as you try to make sense of it the problem in this is that they lost too many viewers the ghosts appeared too human and real without any of the usual telltale signs imagery or special effects that hollywood usually uses to let you know you are now seeing a ghost and that is what they were trying to do the main character does not know she is seeing ghosts and neither does the viewer now do you get it as long as you understand that the main character is seeing ghosts then you ll understand the movie and not be so irritated by what is perceived as major oversights in continuity or plot flaws br br i admit this being said it still was not a good movie just not as bad a just about everyone else made it out to be just understand if you plan on watching this movie everything you see ain t always what what you think it is out of for acting for originality for plot and for scare factor though there was some gore and spooky moments still not a good movie just way misunderstood ,0
it s hard to decide what to say about this one it isn t totally one hundred percent bad although the movie in a movie is unspeakably bad meant to be campy but missing by a mile i m pretty sure that this is intentional however danny aiello is perfectly adequate here and more or less nails his pathetic character dyan cannon was good in a small role clotilde courau was impressive as the latest twenty something girlfriend and linda carlson had a brave topless scene that she pulled off very well br br so it s not totally bad but i don t believe that this one accomplishes its goals all in all it s probably worth passing on ,0
personally this is one of my favorites of all time no i m not i m i own an old original vhs of this that i bought from a rental store i ve watched it countless times br br while it s an amusing movie for kids it s an intriguing movie for adults i once saw this movie whiile i was not sober my eyes were opened to things i had never noticed before i saw morals being strongly encouraged both overtly and somewhat subliminally i wish i could remember all the things i noticed in particular but it s been a very long time since then rest assured there are tons of things that are alluded to throughout the movie if you get the chance to view it not sober do so you won t be disappointed as a matter of fact you will probably feel rather happy and warm br br unique and wonderful ,1
 contains spoilers br br this movie is utter crap do not watch br br there is no one in this movie to root for or even like except for the wife and she wins by default everyone is selfish and many things happen that make no sense br br the acting is mediocre at best and everyone breathes too heavily about everything no one can even cry believably br br if you leave the room for even a second then something totally out of left field will happen and it will make no sense whatsoever br br for example i left the room for a second while jennie garth s character was sleeping with her manager i come back seriously about minutes later also i m pretty sure there was a commercial somewhere in there and she s sleeping with that berko guy br br i gave up on this movie around the time that berko was being an ass to his fiancé in the car because she didn t want to call off the wedding br br i wasted hours of my life you shouldn t ,0
reading the comments i am struck by the obvious effect this wonderful film has on viewers but how can you watch this movie and not reflect that the artful dialog was a subtle and oh so daring rebuke to the authorities in control in what was then the ussr at that moment in history it wasn t the souls only in the time and place of the action being revealed the questions superficially asked are nakedly provocative when directed to the here and now who are the real collaborators i marvel that the writer stayed out of prison i read somewhere that great stress can be a catalyst for producing great art this film is a masterpiece of misdirection apparently pointing one way while asking the audience to look over my shoulder at what i m really talking about what courage ,1
i just sat through a very enjoyable fast paced mins of roll br br roll is about a country boy mat toby malone who has dreams of becoming a sports star mat travels to the city and is to be picked up by his cousin george damien robertson well that was the plan anyway george is involved with a gangster tiny john batchelor and is making a delivery for him needless to say mat gets dragged into george s world br br i thought it was great how mat teaches george some morals and respect while george teaches mat how to relax and enjoy life a little toby and damien were well cast together and did an outstanding job br br every character in the movie complimented each other very well the two cops were great david ngoombujarra brought some great comic relief to the movie tiny played a likable gangster that reminded me of one of my favourite characters pando from two hands br br one of the other things that i liked about roll was that it showcased the cities that i grew up and lived in for years perth and fremantle it was good to see sights and landmarks that i grew up with especially the old ferris wheel br br this rocks n rolls,1
first off this is the worst movie i ve ever seen that may make you want to see it but it is not bad in a good way it s boring implausible poorly shot ridiculously scripted and lacking in cool disaster effects br br worse it is intensely patriotic without a trace of irony or fun wallowing in a sense of japanese uniqueness and victimhood everyone abandons the japanese in their hour of need particularly the koreans the most noble characters choose seppaku going down with their ship as their beloved island sinks only japanese would think this way says the prime minister br br if this movie in any way reflects the japanese opinion of their place in world opinion the first thing they should do to rectify the problem is stop making movies like this ,0
 five fingers of death started the american kung fu movie craze but i remember seeing it for the first time as king boxer in chinatown nyc without the bad dubbing and few americans i also was fortunate enough to see the american premiere of five fingers of death on times square nyc what a contrast this turned out to be same film but different audiences br br in chinatown this film took on a more serious tone to the viewers it was because of hearing the real voices of the actors in chinese that made this movie more believable chinatown theaters were showing violent kung fu films for years s boxer from shantung beat them all in gore so the action choreography story were the main attraction rival school plots were not overused yet so the storyline seemed fresh every great kung fu film had wonderful dastardly villains you wanted to see get their comeuppance and ffod had them too the star lieh lo was a known actor in chinese theaters the mostly chinese audience enjoyed this film immensely the audience buzz while leaving this film gives the final satisfaction to me br br on times square this film was an action comedy probably unintentionally i enjoyed it here too but for different reasons the crowd was ethnic and quite energetic from the start the movie made you laugh as soon as the audience heard those strange british accents come from those chinese actors the movie turned into a violent and gory cartoon most american audiences saw this kind of gore in a horror film not in an action film the action sequences blew the audience away unfortunately the movie studios saw that they enjoyed it so much that bad dubbing and unnecessary violence became a kung fu flick formula br br i had fun seeing this movie with an american audience but enjoyed it much more in chinatown some films can pass the test of time but the dubbed version of ffod can t the original king boxer is still enjoyable a classic ,1
warning i advise anyone who has not seen the film yet to not read this comment br br when i first started to watch this movie my expectations were it was a vampire movie that is going to be awesome considering how rodriguez and tarantino both helped make the film i began about minutes into it and already my hopes for this movie were down the drain which shocked me first the story it was going with was not at all appealing in anyway possible and just flat out boring and uncompelling to the point where i just wanted to turn it off i was getting more frustrated with this movie as it dragged on but i guess i had hopes that it would get better then when it finally showed vampires it blew my mind in a very bad way i thought okay this movie started with some backwash horrible story about these two criminals then very slowly turned into some vampire movie which i thought it was going to be from the beginning in like the last minutes to add on to that they try to make the main characters all cool and awesome and mean around the end when they re just not a bunny would ve been more intimidating than these characters this movie is a horrible piece of crap from dusk till dawn disgraced me and left a terrible taste in my mouth disheartening thoughts in my head and left my body unable to move from the horrible shock that i just wasted minutes of my life away on a horrendous film i do not understand how george clooney quentin tarintino cheech marin and danny trejo all being the good and honorable actors that they are could take part in this useless filth in my opinion from dusk till dawn is one of the worst movies ever made that i have suffered my eyes on do not see it you ll be doing yourelf a great favor ,0
sometimes lady luck smiles on me i had originally made and copied over a vhs tape of this wonderful tv presentation i was heartbroken when i realized what i had done since i had been unable to obtain a copy of it anywhere else br br recently i subscribed to digital cable and while searching through upcoming movies there to my surprise was a scheduled broadcast of the movie this time however i made a copy of it to dvd so there s no chance of repeating my mistake br br i finally got to watch it again after eight years and it was just as exciting and tense as when i first saw it there is a little bit of prelude to this story in that my first contact with pandora s clock came with a live reading of the book on public radio i just happened to tune in to the broadcasting station on my way home for lunch and from the first installment i was hooked each day i waited with anticipation for the next chapter to be read br br when i learned a few months later that the book was going to be broadcast on tv as a movie i made sure to clear my schedule for that event br br first of all i d like to say that the movie was very true to the book contrary to what another reviewer had said that in itself is a rare achievement for tv movies br br secondly i agree with others about the casting i could not imagine a better choice for captain holland than richard dean anderson literally the movie could have crashed and burned without a proper cast for this pivotal role anderson has never been better and it is a shame that we have not seen more of him in fact all of the cast members did a superb job br br my only complaint with the movie and the book was the interjection of the terrorist plot to arm a private business jet with air to air missiles and have its pilot stalk and shoot down the stricken plane basically we are talking about less than hours to orchestrate and execute a plan like this one and folks that is just not realistic at all given all the players involved also not realistic was how little the airliner was affected by having first one then two of its engines blown off br br that beef aside i enjoyed the building suspense and found to be very believable how the reactions of foreign governments were portrayed in the film as well as our own br br if you have an opportunity to see this movie do so by all means ,1
being cornish and brought up with the history of tin mining this film is quite special to me filmed in and around various locations in cornwall it depicts the story of two your children who get trapped down a mine with a group of miners br br the haunters of the title refers to the spriggins ghosts of child miners who reside in the mine and are said to bring evil to all that mine there events take place with an american wanting to invest in local tin mining but when the young local kid josh is plagued by sightings of the ghost of a young boy he and his american girlfriend set out to unravel the mystery behind his death climaxing in the rescue of themselves and several miners from almost certain death when a new shaft is opened and the spiggins save them br br top film albeit low budget and short but worth a look if you re from cornwall and or into tin mining ,1
granting the budget and time constraints of serial production batman and robin nonetheless earns a place near the bottom of any cliffhanger list utterly lacking the style imagination and atmosphere of its predecessor batman br br the producer sam katzman was known as king of the quickies and like his director spencer bennett seemed more concerned with speed and efficiency than with generating excitement unfortunately this team also produced the two superman serials starring kirk alyn with their tacky flying animation canned music and dull supporting players the opening of each chapter offers a taste of things to come thoroughly inane titles robin rescues batman batman vs wizard mechanical music droning on and our two heroes stumbling toward the camera looking all around either confused or having trouble seeing through their cheap halloween masks batman s cowl with its devil s horns and eagle s beak fits so poorly that the stuntman has to adjust it during the fight scenes his utility belt is a crumpled strip of cloth with no compartments from which he still manages to pull a blowtorch and an oxygen tube at critical moments br br in any case the lead players are miscast robert lowery displays little charm or individual flair as bruce wayne and does not cut a particularly dynamic figure as batman he creates the impression that he d rather be somewhere anywhere else john duncan as robin has considerable difficulty handling his limited dialogue he is too old for the part with an even older stuntman filling in for him out of costume lowery and duncan are as exciting as tired businessmen ambling out for a drink without one ounce of the chemistry evident between lewis wilson and douglas croft in the serial br br although serials were not known for character development the earlier batman managed to present a more energetic cast this one offers a group going through the motions not that the filmmakers provide much support not one of the hoodlums stands out and they are led by one of the most boring villains ever the wizard great name actually they are led by someone sporting a curtain a shawl and a sack over his head with a dubbed voice that desperately tries to sound menacing the prime suspects an eccentric professor a radio broadcaster are simply annoying br br even the established comic book regulars are superfluous it is hard to discern much romance between vicki vale and bruce wayne despite the perils she faces vicki displays virtually no emotion commissioner gordon is none too bright unlike in the previous serial alfred the butler is a mere walk on whose most important line is mr wayne s residence they are props for a drawn out gimmick laden incoherent plot further saddled with uninspired repetitive music and amateurish production design the wayne manor exterior resembles a suburban middle class home in any sitcom the interiors those of a cheap roadside motel the batcave is an office desperately in need of refurbishing the costumes are kept rolled up in a filing cabinet br br pity that the filmmakers couldn t invest more effort into creating a thrilling adventure while the availability of the two serials on dvd is a plus for any serious batfan one should not be fooled by the excellent illustrations on the box they capture more of the authentic mood of the comic book than all chapters of batman and robin combined br br now for the good news this is not the version ,0
a really wonderful cast and very talented technical crew wasted their valuable career time and our equally valuable leisure time by bothering to support this utterly predictable and plainly formulaic piece of commercial junk the movie is based upon a really good and very topical idea but both the producers and the director simply applied the standard hollywood disaster movie formula and thereby ruined any potential value from the production br br an unusually high tide and very strong gale conditions combine to produce a record high storm surge that overwhelms london and floods most of the thames valley the plot centers around a heroic scientist tom courtenay who alerts the authorities of the danger and ultimately saves the day a glamorous female police chief who runs the entire show and an embattled deputy prime minister david suchet who tries to look important br br but it s all so unreal that one feels like an extended tea break after just minutes the young glamorous female police commissioner demands complete authority over the army during a declared state of emergency and gets it as if the experienced general is just pushed aside like a complete moron who has to lick her boots because of her obviously superior capacity the trouble is that our female supremo whilst now responsible for millions of lives spends most of her time worrying over the fate of her two daughters who have taken a trip to south west london and haven t telephoned to say they were alright so our mighty woman sets her staff to look for them and decides that the sole priority for all the army and the rescue services must be south west london and not any other quarter of the city of course the minister the army and the entire entourage accept her prioritization without question one can only assume they all had property there when her children are eventually found after endless reports and efforts by her staff she is told by our male hero thank god they re safe that s the main thing never mind about the millions of others or all the other responsibilities she was supposed to control as long as her own kids were safe everything was alright br br this film is just another excuse to push the same old female chauvinist sexist clap trap that women are the clever mindful caring and clearly able leaders whilst men are good for nothing except physical bravery mindless strength and very specialist knowledge and yet the one simple instruction that she could have given the populace namely to go to the nearest tall building and calmly go up to the th floor or above and await instructions when the waters recede was never given by this female super hero or indeed anyone else the whole problem was so simple to solve and yet millions of people apparently didn t think of simply going upstairs pathetic rubbish ,0
a friend of mine was in the cast as a feds agent a non speaking part as i recall he brought it over on dvd so i could see it it was interesting but very much felt like an amateur film a well made amateur film though really boring and poorly written it was probably fun to make and be involved in but it definitely didn t deserve any kind of wide release maybe in omaha they d enjoy it but this california girl was bored and honestly kind of embarrassed for my friend s involvement br br if this film maker has made or makes any more films he really should try to have a really interesting story line and good actors i m sure this was a great learning tool for them i wish them luck in the future and hope they can improve their film making ,0
what gives anthony minghella the right to ruin two extraordinary works of fiction first he destroyed the english patient which was bad enough but now i discover he s butchered cold mountain butchered br br i had such a strange reaction to the english patient my son and i went to see it the first weekend it was released and i was so disappointed but told my son i felt like i needed to read the book i drove straight to barnes and noble bought it read it and tried to figure out what in the world the critics were talking about when they said minghella had trusted enough in the intelligence of the movie going public to give them a great film that is what he most surely did not do br br i do not ordinarily read a great deal of fiction but cold mountain was so highly recommended by friends that i felt compelled to read it i did not see cold mountain the movie when it played in theaters and it was because of what minghella had done to the english patient but like a fool i rented it today and i m so upset i had to vent my frustration and most of all my sadness that someone could have taken this beautiful story and crafted it into something almost as beautiful on the screen and now they never will br br read the book and let the movie rot on the shelf i will never be taken in by a minghella project again i think he may be one of the worst directors working today and i m tired of the praise hollywood heaps upon his head it must be that no one in hollywood reads anymore this movie bears no resemblance to the book except for the names of the characters minghella s ego must know no bounds and if he didn t like the book then why didn t he write an original screenplay and leave the book alone even if i hadn t read the book i would still consider this movie one of the worst i ve seen from and i ve seen almost everything that s been released for viewing in the usa br br elaine you aren t going to like this one either ,0
wow br br this film is the best living testament i think of what happened on in nyc compared to anything shown by the major media outlets br br those outlets can only show you what happened on the outside this film shows you what happened on the inside br br it begins with a focus on a rookie new york fireman waiting for weeks for the first big fire that he will be called to fight the subject matter turns abruptly with the only existing footage of the first plane to hit the towers you are then given a front row seat as firefighters rush to the scene into the lobby of tower one br br in the minutes that precede the crash of the second plane and tower two s subsequent fall you see firemen reacting to the unsettling sound of people landing above the lobby it is a sight you will not soon forget br br heart rending tear jerking and very compelling from the first minute to the last deserves to go down in history as one of the best documentary films ever made br br we must never forget br br ,1
created by dennis spooner department s was a glossy thriller show about an offshoot of interpol based in geneva created to solve baffling mysteries the police could not handle if a plane landed at heathrow with no one aboard if a man was found wandering around london in a space suit if the passenger of a rolls royce suddenly transmogrified into a skeleton if a train pulling into a tube station turned out to contain dead commuters you called on department s to sort things out br br peter wyngarde played jason king a flamboyantly dressed crime novelist whose fertile imagination helped crack many of the bizarre cases king caught the public s fancy and was later awarded a spin off show he was ably assisted by american stuart sullivan joel fabiani and the delectable annabelle hurst rosemary nicols unusually for a s show the department was headed by a black man sir curtis seretse dennis alaba peters if the show looked and felt a lot like the avengers it was hardly surprising it shared many of the same writers and directors the colourful titles were designed by chambers partners and are worth tuning in for alone as was the case with so many i t c series the music was composed by edwin astley his theme for department s has got to rank as one of the best television themes of all time br br predictably the show looks a little sexist and dated now but don t let that dissuade you from tuning in imagine a hybrid of jonathan creek and the austin powers movies and you ve got department s br br trivia note the episode a small war of nerves features a young sir anthony hopkins in a major role ,1
i must admit when i read the description of the genre on netflix as steamy romance i was a little bit skeptical steamy in a movie from i was prepared for disappointment and when i realized it was shot entirely in black white i knew my erotic hopes were dashed br br boy was i wrong not only does this film have all of the elements of a steamy romance the discovery of first love fear of the secret being found out a sudden unexpected end but at times this movie was downright erotic you will soon forget that it is shot in black white the cinematography deserves every accolade it has received over the years and the performances from the two stars essy persson and anna gael are intense and memorable ok so they re both in their mid twenties trying to play school girls it s do you really expect teenagers from the s to be able to effectively explore a lesbian love story like this many adult women were still trying to come to grips with their sexuality back then anyone looking for real teens here is expecting too much br br i think this movie was way ahead of its time the level of eroticism was an unexpected pleasure yet it still managed to leave a lot to the imagination opting instead to give us poetic descriptions to add to what we were shown br br i have no doubt lesbians will identify with the characters here as for you straight guys who love watching lesbians in action although it won t be all you expect i don t think you ll be too too disappointed ,1
cliffhanger is what appears to be slyvester stallone s last action movie before he became such an underrated actor it s about a mountain climber that must help his friend after being held hostage by mercenaries that want them to find three suitcases carrying money over million dollars it has great action sequence s edge of your seat fun and a great time at the movies ,1
 br br won t be long on this movie the first half an hour was one of the most boring i have had to face since i ve started watching movies the story didn t advanced nothing was explained about any of the characters it felt like a non movie a lot of people had already left the audience at this point br br a lot of the scene were totally unjustified and unexplained br br the director should have studied film a bit more to know that each sequence each scene has to make the story go forward he never did that br br the supposedly funny moments were contrived and only a few people laughed people with a weird sense of humor i guess br br prize of the jury in cannes don t know what the jury was thinking about probably the politicly correct effect br br i would have loved to love it the disappointment was therefore even bigger br br you have to see it to believe it but wait for the video ,0
a sparkling movie bb is a marvel she s sultry she is a feminist she is still very much in love br br the movie features paris in the s it is wonderful to look at the sites the cars ds and orly br br a simple but very enjoyable romantic comedy the music is horrendous it almost dissonates on the other hand it is hilarious but it is probably the only thing amiss at least looking at it with st century eyes br br the movie comments on the french manner of treating infidelity it is that sense modern a movie like un elephant se trompe enormenent did it in an s way but the basic premise stays the the same br br thanks to makers for providing bb with this opportunity ,1
here s an indie film i really wanted to like but ultimately could not the lack of script boldly proclaimed in the main titles really shows through and kills the picture the story is a nonsensical mess that isn t worth trying to figure out i quickly became bored within minutes then suffered through the remainder of the first minutes hoping for the best before hitting the chapter stops to mercifully get to the end even that wasn t worth the extra effort ozark savage clearly tries too hard to be clever lifting its best sequences from evil dead and the matrix as a result there s very little in ozark savage that hasn t been done before and better this film would have been much more fun as a minute short but as a feature it just feels padded and forced of course there s no money in shorts so i completely understand the financial reasons that i assume motivated it being stretched out to minutes director matt steinauer shows great promise and i wish him luck ,0
there are no spoilers in this review there s nothing to spoil br br no plot nothing most clip shows at least try to tie the clips into the plot by some tenuous stretch but this didn t even do that clips three lines to lead into the next interminable sequence of dull clips ok so perhaps they were short on production time but they d have been better off skipping this episode entirely what a waste of time br br i m not sure how this got made in fact scrubs is usually much better at subverting tropes but somehow this got through br br thank heavens they were back on form by the next episode ,0
even from the very commencing title of this movie i really love the artwork and canvas layout of one of the national islands of japan we see some great rolling green hills and some oriental houses of a coastal town instantly we are looking at the pacific beauty on the widescreen of the theater and to prove how great this film is i have to say that charles darwin would be proud teachers of evolution classes and school sciences such as biology would fantastically favor hayao miyazaki s brand new movie entitled ponyo the title character as you will see may be the perfect animation icon of media to be represented in all classrooms and auditoriums alike br br besides the scientific aspect of all this let s dive into the blue waters of this exciting story we have a skinny old and powerful sorcerer named fujimoto who lives in a submersible and is cynical of the urban expansion of mankind and their pollution of industrial waste he wants to have complete control of the seas and the cute looking peaceful aquatic life including fish and organisms fujimoto whose blood is composed to be half human and half amphibious resembles both an ocean loving anti hero and antagonist similar to the james bond villain stromberg in the spy who loved me who operates an atlantis dubbed underwater city br br his daughter whom he treats like an over cared for pet is named ponyo she is a large goldfish who already looks like a pretty red haired girl the father bans her from the real human world claiming it to be dangerous and too much for her to handle but quite frankly ponyo s exploratory curiosity is as strong as her amorous nature eventually with building strength similar to wonderful scenes from nick park s chicken run she breaks free of her father s rocky and fossilized aquatic city and swims to the water surface of japan and to her luck and joy falls into the caring hands of a youngster ship tanker captain named sosuke br br living in an ocean front house at a neat looking beach or boulder filled beach sosuke has two overworking parents a senior home working mother lisa and the first mate of a tanker barge koichi lisa seems to be angry at her spouse for being away on a ship and leaving her with all the housework even more so the black magic that is exerted by ponyo causes an apocalyptic chain of events to occur the moon approaches the earth too closely and waves surge from the unbalancing of the tidal interaction forces and humongous tsunami waves rack the peaceful but evacuated town however what seems to underestimate this curse and seems literally more powerful than supernatural might is the love and tightly embraced friendship between the childish captain sosuke and the adorable red headed ponyo who wants to be a sensitive human than just a preserved fish much like the frizzly haired and free spirited hobbits in the lord of the rings ponyo grants me a slight reminder of that br br i could write on and on about this amazing animated film the best since coraline which was in theaters in february and right now hayao miyazaki feast your eyes on another star grade from your animation fan graham abraham the year may be filled with dozens of animated films however ponyo is the most towering film of many environmental beauties and should be dedicated as a new wonder of the world ,1
i m not a sports fan but i love sports flics so why what is a great sports flic this one and the storytelling style is very fine br br if you are looking for a reliably fantastic hours of entertainment greatest game qualifies mightily here is a movie that moves bill paxton has gone to the same director school as ron howard a k a richie cunningham happy days that is not bad look at the immense body of fine work that ron did after moving behind the camera br br bill like ron was a great actor but will be a superstar director if greatest game ever is the indication of things to follow br br wonderful cinematography fantastic direction fine acting especially by elias koteas shia lebeouf marnie mcphail josh flitter stephen marcus justin ashforth br br this is a must see film not just as feel good nor sports film this is very good cinema ,1
what did producer director stanley kramer see in adam kennedy s novel and kennedy s very puzzling screenplay were there a few pieces left out on purpose and what about gene hackman richard widmark edward albert eli wallach and mickey rooney what did they see in this very muddled story br br and why did candice bergen who gave a horrible performance accept such a thankless role br br the domino principle wants to be on the same footing as the parallax view or the manchurian candidate and misses the mark by a very wide margin a major misfire by stanley kramer ,0
i bought this video at walmart s bin i think i over paid in the s bela lugosi made a long string of rd rate movies for small studios in this case monogram the ones who made most of the bowry boys films while the wretchedness of most of these films does not approach the level of awfulness his last films achieved ed wood classics such as bride of the monster and plan from outer space they are nonetheless poor films and should be avoided by all but the most die hard fans br br i am an old movie junkie so i gave this a try besides a few of these lesser films were actually pretty good just not this one br br lugosi is what else a mad scientist who wants to keep his rather bizarre and violent wife alive through a serum he concocts from young brides they never really explained why it had to be brides or why it must be women or even what disease his wife had so you can see that the plot was never really hashed out at all br br anyways a really annoying female reporter a lois lane type without jimmy olsen or superman wants to get to the bottom of all these apparent murders in which the bodies were stolen so she follows some clues all the way to the doorstep of lugosi lugosi s home is complete with his crazed wife a female assistant and two strange people who are apparently the assistant s sons an ugly hunchbacked sex fiend and a dwarf naturally this plucky reporter faints repeatedly throughout the film apparently narcolepsy and good investigative journalism go hand in hand eventually the maniacs all die mostly due to their own hands and all is well at the conclusion the reporter and a doctor she just met decide to marry and naturally the reporter s dumb cameraman faints when this occurs if you haven t noticed there s a lot of fainting in this film or maybe because it was such a slow and ponderous film they just fell asleep ,0
apart from the fact that this film was made i suppose it seemed a good idea at the time considering bottom was so popular the one thing that puzzled me about guest house paradiso was what happened to the lighting there is absolutely no artificial lighting used in this film whatsoever and i watched it on network tv so it wasn t a case of watching a dodgy tape in fact the film was shot so darkly it was impossible to see what the hell was going on but if the dialogue was anything to go by that s maybe not a bad thing,0
it was sad that committed lasted only two weeks in dallas theaters i thought this movie had a lot going for it the script was funny full of subtle emotional shifts and it had a good message the acting was great everyone did a superb job especially with the script s subtleties heather graham not only has beautiful eyes she has expressive eyes for that matter all the actors were attractive why it didn t do well in its theatrical release i don t know other than the studio didn t seem to have much of a push behind it but it deserved to do better and i hope it does well on video it s certainly one of my favorites for the first half of ,1
jimmy dean could not have been more hammy or absurdly loutish hysterical if viewed through the eyes of mystery science theatre which i rate as a i mean the sight of this obese corn fed hog trouncing around malta should be enough to send you to the vomitory if you make it that far into the film this ugly hysterical farce should be placed with the likes of booty call pumpkinhead swarm and the smurfs go to bangladesh a gulp film like this proves that sometimes actors writers producers etc get behind on their mortgage or get stoned to the point of insanity it begs the question who was so stupid to finance such a whale but then had good judgment prevailed and final justice never was then we wouldn t have the delightful spoof voice over in mystery science theatre ,0
sidney stratton is having trouble maintaining jobs at various textile mills mainly because of his experimentation in the textile laboratories stratton s experimenting on a formula for a new fabric which would create the ultimate fabric one that never gets dirty never wrinkles or wears out when stratton eventually creates the fabric he creates enemies in all the textile workers who will lose their jobs and the owners who will lose money since one mill has the exclusive rights so stratton in his white suit becomes the most hunted man in england the film is ideal and only ealing could have made it so guiness performance and a great supporting cast such as greenwood thesiger and parker and mackendrick s direction make the film a delight but the real hero is the story itself a nice satire on business and industry with additional elements of drama romance and suspense rating ,1
when i was flicking through the tv guide and came across twisted desire on the movie section i read it s description three words caught my eye melissa joan hart i find her role in sabrina the teenage witch absolutely vile i hate those kind of programs so i was just thinking that it was going to be a boring old love story starring her little did i know br br it finally started on the television i had my bucket ready in case i were to puke over it s cheesiness or soppiness you know what i mean at first you think she s just a nice ordinary girl who s in love but has mean parents then when you find out she s manipulated her boyfriend into killing her parents so she could be with her true love you re like whoa you just don t expect this sort of role for that sort of actress she played her role very well in my opinion i never expected her to be able to act like such a bitch and voilà she did it perfectly congrats to her the movie was very good i d definitely watch it again and recommend it to others ,1
ab tak chhappan is a fictitious story surrounding a police department in mumbai india sadhu agashe is a hard working hard edged cop heading up a plain clothed crime squad who makes a name for himself by killing dangerous criminals in staged police encounters rather than locking them up in prison his loyal officers obey him without question but a rift forms when one of his officers imtiaz becomes frustrated by sadhu s high ranking status and is secretly competing with him for criminal kills and status a new recruit is also pushed into the fraternity and imtiaz is angry when sadhu allows him to take the lead on his first case further change comes in the form of a new police commissioner who disapproves of sadhu s tactics and everyone gets caught up in internal politics br br i was surprised to see such a well directed action thriller coming from india the camera work is excellent the story is well told and the tension is high when the drama unfolds the acting pace and political subterfuge convinces the viewer that they are a fly on the wall witnessing the blood sweat and tears from a close up and personal view and that the events are based on reality which is no doubt why we are told that it is not at the beginning of the film although it is likely that the director shimit amin has taken liberties with factual accounts nevertheless ab tak chhappan is an extremely polished piece of film making ,1
as a czech i am very pleased when i read these comments here i am absolutely sure that this film is great and what you maybe don t know is that story was specially written for mr brodský the man you can see is him and his typical attitude to live and to resist death he was one of great actors and we are very lucky that we he has made so many beautiful films during his life you are lucky you could see at least one of them enjoy ,1
i just saw this movie i liked the soundtrack i saw first the trailer and was magnificent like all hollywood movies they know how to sell but the movie is almost awful first minutes are interesting but then like almost all new movies they blow it up i don t get the idea why that kid died is a cliché every nigga movie must have a kid to be killed and everybody must become good after his death lol i don t understand what is the connection with the movie and is so predictable you know the end from the very first minutes nothing new in this movie i saw you got served same idea but also something new this is something like honey but is not a little bit difference between them if you have no other option watch this movie but be sure is the last option you take and the choreography is worst than everything before this is not a must see for sure ,0
 caution several spoilers br br someday somewhere there s going to be a post apocalyptic movie made that doesn t stink unfortunately the postman is not that movie though i have to give it credit for trying br br kevin costner plays somebody credited only as the postman he s not actually a postman just a wanderer with a mule in the wasteland of a western america devastated by some unspecified catastrophe he trades with isolated villages by performing shakespeare suddenly a pack of bandits called the holnists the self declared warlords of the west descend upon a village that costner s visiting and their evil leader gen bethlehem will patton drafts costner after much misery and numerous efforts to break costner s spirit he escapes thus ending a lengthy section of the movie that could have been told better in a three minute flashback br br we now finally get to the major premise the escaped costner finds an abandoned mail truck and delivers the letters to the nearest town hoping to get some food under pretense of being a postman a number of the village people led by young ford larenz tate want to get in on this postman act which does not sit well with bethlehem and his bandits and costner finds himself the unwitting and unwilling leader of a band of postmen at war with the holnists br br the idea of the postmen versus the bad guys is not as ridiculous as it sounds the holnists depend for their livelihood on the fact that the villages they prey on are isolated from one another the holnists can destroy any one village but could not stand against all their victims united to unite the villages must communicate with one another and a working mail system would thus be a big step toward putting the holnists out of business so it really makes a lot of sense that bethlehem would get medieval on our heroic mail carriers unfortunately bethlehem s eventual defeat is not the result of the villages uniting against him but instead your old standby cliche the one on one brawl between him and costner nor is there even any real attempt by the communities to use the mail to work together to solve their problems all the mail seems to be the standard hi aunt debbie stuff played for maximum sentimental value br br the postman is one of the most predictable movies shot for shot that i have ever seen now i don t purposely try to ruin movies for myself by straining to figure out what s going to happen next but here we re talking about the kind of predictability that requires no effort i just knew what was going to happen next whether or not i wanted to know after a lion is prominently showcased eating people a holnist bandit seeking the escaped costner ventures into the bushes after a noise and we are then shocked when the lion eats him a bunch of unoffending villagers are rounded up and shot by a firing squad and one of the villagers sings out some famous last words right before being shot to my immense lack of surprise a covered statue is unveiled to show exactly what everyone knew was going to be there costner bending to pick up a letter from a cutesy kid we saw earlier in the movie a man tells bethlehem that no sir you can t just take my wife bethlehem runs the unsuspecting sod through though he is the only person in the theater who is unsuspecting br br but it is rank cloying sentimentality that really undoes the postman olivia williams playing costner s lover abby is worst served she pours her heart into the material and gives her very best effort to make it sound natural and sincere she tries so hard it s heart breaking but nobody could ever have made the lines i have a gift for you postman you give out hope like it s candy in your pocket sound like anything but the syrupy pap that they are another example is the scene where a mounted costner thunders past a little boy ignoring his proffered letter only to turn around stare at him for what seems like five minutes and then thunder back to pick up the letter why didn t costner just pick it up the first time no real reason it s just an artifice that tries and fails to give us a feeling of elation by dashing the kid s hopes and then restoring them br br schmaltz and predictability unite at the end as the statue of the postman is revealed i sat thinking please don t tell me they re going to show the statue and then cut back to the scene with the cutesy kid surely that is too saccharine too obvious for even this movie then alas the music swelled and we did indeed cut back to the dreaded little boy smiling as his letter to his maiden aunt is whisked away and i held my head in my hands and thought somebody shoot me it felt like having thirty pounds of apple pie rammed down my throat br br gen bethlehem is a more humanized villain than normal your standard issue post apocalyptic villain is the meanest toughest s o b in the valley bethlehem is shown to be a little nothing of a man inside who tries to make himself feel important by beating up on others although some menace is thereby sacrificed bethlehem is credible in a way most villains aren t unfortunately will patton overacts and although we are told early on that bethlehem utterly destroyed his last challenger in five seconds of hand to hand combat bethlehem s actual fighting skills shown at the end of the movie are absolutely ludicrous br br the acting is otherwise pretty good costner has done better but his razzie was an overreaction as mentioned olivia williams is very impressive larenz tate as ford does a sincere and credible job james newton howard s score is competent though short of the epic standards the movie was going for but it s not enough to save this film br br rating out of ,0
war inc is a funny but strange film the actors are likable the film is likable also but i don t know how to describe the plot i will go into the plot later on this is a movie with some weird casting choices besides john cusack as a hit man which we saw years ago in grosse point blank which i liked br br here we have hilary duff playing a russian pop star named yonica babyya or something like that her character is odd there is a scene where she sticks a scorpion down her pants and hits on hauser cusack there is a twist in the end involving the two characters it makes sense br br that is the only casting choice i am going into cause it just plain strange the whole movie is strange but at times incredibly funny and i was never bored here we have some of the best actors out there excluding miss duff she ain t great but here we have john cusack marisa tomeii joan cusack ben kingsley see what i mean br br this is the story of a hit man named hauser cusack he is sent down to some middle eastern city to put a hit on an oil man named omar sheriif not the actor while trying to deal with his own personal problems he has to help out the wedding of a popstar played by hilary duff and he falls in love with a news reporter played by marisa tomeii there is a thing about the popstar though hauser is disgusted by her there is a scene where she is singing a song to him and afterwards he throws up br br the twist in the end of the film reveals kind of why the thing about the twist is that i did kind of see it coming but that doesn t matter this is a strange funny and entertaining comedy i love most of the actors so really how could i not recommend it br br war inc ,1
oh boy it s another comet hitting the earth film coming within a year or two of deep impact armageddon space cowboys and various other stupid flicks with rap stars in them you d think people would be burned out on this concept apparently not since i rented it hoping it might not be awful dennis hopper was in it after all and he s a good actor right br br i forgot something important along with peter o toole robert de niro and quite a few other esteemed actors hopper has a penchant for appearing in dreadful films not only that but he seems to prepare for them by taking forget how to act classes his performance in tychus is so awful that you expect divine or edith massey to appear in some scenes br br i don t know what else to say about this rubbish other than if you re into things crashing into the earth films watch deep impact and then armageddon and space cowboys at a stretch forget the others altogether this one really is bottom of the pile ,0
actually this movie has silly moments both in the claymation part and in the joe pesci and children part and it s much worse than other mj movies like the wiz captain eo and ghosts but as a die hard michael jackson fan since almost eleven years yeah that s half my life you guys i can t complain too much about it just seeing this lovely guy and hearing his wonderful music is a trip to heaven for me but as a movie it s not good at all and i m afraid that it would get a much lower grade for me if my darling mike hadn t been the one starring in it but since no one but mike is the moonwalker it has to get a out of from me ,1
this is by far the most vapid idiotic insanely stupid show that has ever been on the air and this is coming from someone who remembers san pedro beach bums br br my wife loves watching reality shows and there was one episode of this drivel where the wannabes had to develop a walk the end result was straight out of monty python s ministry of silly walks sketch i couldn t laugh hard enough br br and then there s the ubiquitous ms banks as in laughing all the way to the she has to be the most annoying self important woman on tv since rosie o donnell left the view as if modeling was doing great things for mankind please i ve never found her attractive and i don t find her intelligent now that she has the temerity to open her mouth br br someone needs to tell these human clothes hangers to eat a healthy diet and actually look like real women ,0
this movie is very great the acting is fine with excellent casting of corbin bernsen as the perfectionistic dentist who freaks out and tortures his patients in the beginning he sees his wife with the poolman and then he goes crazy he also takes revenge on his wife and the poolman beside the patients he tortures the most special effects are also beautiful although some are really fake like a drilled out tongue that has laid for night outside and is still red in the morning but the torture scenes are absolutely well done though this movie has the weak point that it is very slow between the heavy parts are sometimes just extremiously boring parts but for the real horror thriller fan this is a must watch ,1
at least something good came out of damon runyon s misguided attempt to sentimentalize the mafia guys and dolls the seemingly indestructible stage musical was captured on film in by joseph l mankiewicz all about eve in a colorful enjoyable movie that featured an all star cast including vivian blaine from the original broadway show jean simmons whose character bears an odd resemblance to audrey hepburn in roman holiday and two of the all time great leading men frank sinatra and marlon brando both of whom had recently won oscars for best supporting actor from here to eternity and best actor on the waterfront and were on the top of their game one listen to brando singing luck be a lady tonight speaks volumes about where the early dylan got his voice stubby kaye steals the show as nicely nicely johnson who brings down the house with sit down you re rocking the boat the ubiquitous sheldon leonard adds yet another page to his rogue s gallery of screen gangsters the film has a bright cartoonish look anticipating the pop art of the early s the characters speak in a stylized patois apparently based on yiddish idioms although the film s social attitudes and gender roles are dated it s all great fun and even the gentle kidding of the salvation army is harmless and reflects no real animosity toward organized religion just seeing sinatra and brando in the same film is reason enough to watch this movie but it has lots of other attractions to offer during its minutes ,1
what was always missing with the matrix story was how things came to be in the real world say no more because this part of the story covered most of the bases what was truly interesting was how political it was maybe even a cheap shot at the current presidential administration fascism and violence were the only things man could think of in regards to fighting the robotic horde who were meant as nothing more than servants to humanity what i also found interesting was the use of fear and how it was perpetuated by the idea of the unknown we as humans tend to fall into that trap quite often letting the lack of logic and thought overtake us because people can t believe the contrary well represented and put together this a true testament to how illogical humans can be ,1
william faulkner was one of the american writers to win the nobel prize in literature faulkner mostly wrote about life in the south particularly during the depression years many of his stories have been adapted to screen short stories like two soldiers is an endearing tale of two brothers in december after the attack on pearl harbor the older brother pete greer goes to memphis tennessee to enlist like hundreds of thousands of young men some who would never come home his younger brother doesn t take his departure well he manages to get a bus ticket to memphis without any money to find his brother he surprisingly becomes a soldier of another kind since he wants to enlist also at years old ron perlman does a surprising performance as the military leader who manages to take care and bond with the boy this short film won an oscar for best short live action film which is well deserved if it was longer it could compete with the longer films everything else like costumes art direction and recreating the era of america in is perfect the film also shows the heartbreaking war at home as most americans were surviving the great depression the actors and actresses are not known but they do a first rate performances if hollywood would make more quality films i would probably go to the cinema more if broadway had more quality shows i would go to the theater more ,1
while i certainly consider the exorcist to be a horror classic i have to admit that i don t hold it in quite as high regard as many other horror fans do as a consequence of that i haven t seen many of the exorcist rip offs and if exorcismo is anything to go by i ll have to say that s a good thing as this film is boring as hell and certainly not worth spending ninety minutes on it in fairness to the other exorcist rip offs this is often considered one of the worst and so maybe it wasn t the best place for me to start it s not hard to guess what the plot will be basically it s the same as the one in the exorcist and sees a girl get possessed by a demonic spirit which happens to be the spirit of her dead father the village priest is then called in to perform the exorcism like many spanish horror films this one stars paul naschy who is pretty much the best thing about the film exorcismo was directed by juan bosch who previously directed the derivative spanish giallo the killer wore gloves i haven t seen any of his other films but on the basis of these two i believe that originality wasn t one of his strong points there s not a lot of good things i can say about the film itself it mostly just plods along and the exorcism scene isn t worth waiting for i certainly don t recommend it ,0
unspeakably discombobulated turkey a mix of anti nazi musical pre war americana and agatha christie whodunit spoof with one big big problem it s deadly unfunny besides the single digit i q plot and dialog the most amazing aspect of lady is the berserk casting gene wilder star and co writer tries hard at it all he plays a romantic lead with his looks and his age he and woody allen should start a club for clueless mirrorless ageing comedians and he tries to be moving and funny and poignant and smart and tries to sing and dance and succeeds in none a looong shot from his good old days with mel brooks br br for a while i thought i was having a myopia fit because everybody in the movie keeps saying cherry jones is this pretty hot chick and that michael cumpsty is this impossibly handsome stallion the guy who plays claire bloom s male secretary is a bespectacled balding thin actor as sexy as a chair and is the object of passion of the two leading ladies mike starr s over the top acting as the most incompetent phoniest cop you ever saw deserves to rank among the most abhorrent performances in recent film history the saddest note is to see wonderful claire bloom and barbara sukowa completely miscast and offensively wasted at least i hope both stars payed their bills back home and subsequently fired their agents with this flop no wonder acting prodigy sukowa returned to germany after she saw what hollywood had in store for her br br if you want to see how to accomplish a really bad film out of a really bad script with a berserk casting director study this one otherwise stay away ,0
officially the first martial arts movie in ussr cinematography featuring actual martial artists like tadeush kas yanov and russian bruce lee talgat nigmatullin bad people highjack a ship in the high seas but fortunately just about everybody on board is a trained martial artist a collectible for martial arts aficionado ,0
i really wanted to like this film and i don t think i was terribly disappointed being an american history teacher i felt an obligation almost to see this film and as far as the history went it wasn t bad sure there were a few mistakes here and there especially with the timeline the movie only appeared to last a few months or perhaps a year not over six years of actual fighting but the overall spirit of the film and the battle sequences were excellent unfortunately the movie also included a pretty meaningless subplot involving a difficult to believe romance between a poor patriot and a rich loyalist for the most part it really served to distract from the overall plot and just seemed tacked on like a plot device instead of a real honest to goodness romance in fact as much of the romance boiled down to the dumb cliché of love at fist sight it was kind of annoying the more i think about it br br however in spite of this romance the film is truly interesting and inspiring plus in so many ways it seems as if the much later film the patriot was copied from this griffith film both films followed the exploits of an evil leader fighting for the british and using horrible and evil tactics against the civilians and both having the secret intention of using this as a springboard to starting their own nation in the america the only major difference is that this film is set in the north and the patriot was in the carolinas it sure would have been nice if mel gibson and the rest had acknowledged their debt to d w griffith for the story ideas it just doesn t seem all that likely that the two stories were created independently of each other br br ps despite me liking this film and some other of griffith s films he does deserve to once again burn in hell for his having white actors portray all the black servants in the film this is a sick and bigoted thing that griffith did in so many of his films especially in birth of a nation i gotta assume based on this and the way he portrays blacks that he was a ok with slavery and was quite the apologist for this quaint institution don t get mad at me this is meant as sarcasm ,1
the sunshine boys is one of my favorite feel good movies i first saw it when it as the christmas attraction at radio city music hall when it first came out and loved it ever since i ended up seeing it times in the theaters and if it was playing today i d go out to see it again br br now a lot of the reviews here mentioned the wonderful performances of the leads matthau was brilliant but had the misfortune of being nominated against jack nicholson s oscar winning performance of randall p macmurphy in one flew over the cuckoo s nest burns did win though richard benjiman deserved at least to be nominated as well even the smallest roles were played to perfection like fritz feld auditioning for the potato chips commercial br br which brings me to my reason for reviewing this film the direction of the greatly underrated herbert ross ross who previously brought a two person play the owl and the pussycat to the screen and made a full movie out of it does it again he opens the plays out without making them look like a photographic stage play he fleashens out the story and the characters br br here we re minutes into the film before we get to the scene that opens the play where ben clark comes to see his uncle and tell him about the comedy special though there are dialogue from the play during the first twenty minutes the sequence itself is totally new a few years ago i did see at the broadway revival of the play with jack klugman and tony randall which was wonderful but i think that ross and screenwriter playwright simon improved on it it s just a wonderful film ,1
unbelievably bad acting a no good unclear story and flashy images and slow motions where they are needed the least adrenaline is everything a movie should not be br br georgina verbaan a so and so dutch soap actress who hasn t attended her english classes plays rich girl freya who has the habit of thrill seeking which basicly is doing dangerous stunts break stuff and annoy people and not in a fun jackass way then there s dracko rivas he kinda leads the bunch but has other illegal activities on the side then there s freya s dad lockyer who plays a dubious role as well and in the end we got jason debutant fyall the boyfriend of freya br br one day freya gets disappeared and everybody seems involved but we the viewer really don t care as nobody of the cast is either likable or believable and the story doesn t make any sense br br why was this even made ,0
if you find the depiction of violent murders and wanton police brutality expressed in a plot less film with glacial pacing entertaining then you re bound to enjoy surveillance this film was garbage for both the mind and spirit the notion that this is a thriller is comical that would imply some kind of tension and twists you kept waiting for the story to actually finish starting it never rises above a glorification of weak minded violent criminals and individuals from all walks of life picture all of the violence of no country for old men without any kind of chase or sympathetic characters thrill killers run amok the acting is good mostly but the script is a pile don t bother and tell your friends to don t bother ,0
slasher movies started may be to years before this movie but believe me this one among those pearl that will stay longer after you turned of tv set especially if you are a person easily scared this is the movie for you for which you wouldn t have stomach to take it full even after so many years the movie hasn t lost its charm and thrill br br no blood no gore but the thrill will for sure chill your spine out the movie starts with the bang and it stay with the same pace till its end bgm is nerve cracking and i remember this was the one copied in many indian movies those days kings favorite no wonder why thats the only reason i wanted to see this and it didn t let me down don t turn off the lights coz you wont find enrique but may be a smiling doll sitting right behind you beware not for the lite hearted br br two thumps up and i am going with out of which is pretty low but still i preserve my ratings for dramas ,1
this is truly a funny movie his dance scene done with the tape is one of the funniest scenes i can recall i thought the i am gay scene at the high school graduation ceremony a bit surrealistic though it was funny while watching it for the third time i started to pick up on a little small segments that i had missed one was when matt dillon s girl friend a classic ditz tried to use a dial phone which she had never used before kevin klein made this film successful along tom selleck this was also the first time i could appreciate debbie reynolds she proved that she can be funny she confirmed this in the tv series will and grace one discovery that i found after the third viewing is lauren ambrose of feet under fame she sticks out with her red bangs but it is obvious that this is one of her first films bob newhart is also very funny at the high school principle ,1
another variation and improvisation on the famous and beloved children tale la bete aka the beast tries to imagine in very graphic and what may seem offensive and disturbing but in reality rather silly and comical way what actually happened between beauty and the beast i am amused by many reviews and comments that seem to look too deeply into this movie i would not go so far as saying that it is a serious and dark exploration of such subjects as sexual frustration longing fulfillment or satirical criticizing of the catholic religion i would not even call it a horror erotic movie it s more of the parody on all genres it touches or mentions even though it s got some shocking moments in all departments that sure will stay in your memory br br the long way too long scene between an aristocratic young woman and the supposedly horrifying but the most laughable i ve ever seen in the movies creature with truly impressive well anatomy is set to the clavichord music of scarlatti and is hysterical my husband and i both laughed out loud at the exaggerated details of the encounter the moral of the scene is beauty can and will defeat the monster the question is who is the target audience for the film for an erotic picture it is too verbose for an art movie it s got too many jaw dropping scenes of sheer madness and i d say an abrupt ending imo the film creator did not mean for it to be a serious drama as a parody of art house horror erotica it is funny and certainly original have a good laugh and try not to look for some deep meaning this story of the curious beauties and the lustful beasts certainly is not recommended for co viewing with the children the opening scene that may shock an unprepared viewer much more than the infamous scene of bestiality can be successfully used on discovery channel for the program like in the world of animals mating habits and rituals of horses ,0
i did not expect the performances of gackt and hyde to be as well done as they were nor did i expect them to be cast in such an artistic well developed movie with enough plot to keep you interested and enough diversity to make it original this movie was an unexpected masterpiece for me and i ll be on the lookout for the next movie like it i especially like the fact that it is a vampire movie but it wasn t a cheesy vampire flick nor did it over embellish that fact the characters all had human traits the way it shows the growth of the characters was incredibly tasteful and it makes you actually feel sorry for them throughout their lives i give this movie two thumbs so far up definitely the best movie i have seen in the past five years ,1
i loved adrianne curry before this show i thought she was great on top model and was really glad when she won i also liked chris knight he seems like a great guy but this show just made me sick i m so angry at both of them for what happened on that show i don t care that they were different ages i know age can t stand between love but adrianne you had been together for only seven months it didn t surprise me at all that he hadn t proposed and i don t see the appeal of forcing someone to marry you before they re ready if it s meant to be then why not just enjoy each other s company and love each other and let it come naturally turning a wedding ring into a ball and chain was completely unnecessary it s stupidly obvious that chris loves you with or without a ring and chris shame on you for breaking down and proposing to her anyway you ve been through two failed marriages how could you rush into another one just because she pitched a fit i hope the relationship lasts but i really feel that the marriage was rushed and for all the wrong reasons maybe now they can take a breath and find the right reasons to be married from within the marriage ,0
being a big fan of corman s horror movies i expected from his western a bit more than i got well i was entertained all right i had almost as many laughs as watching mel brooks blazing saddles br br see the spectacle of mobile tire tracks on the prairie of the old west you can kill time by counting them if there happens to be an otherwise boring scene going on and the horses seem to have gears in them too considered the fast forward chases see also the swinging bar room queens of the traditional wild west saloon doing a number that reminds of a certain fashionable dance from s here decades before the style was invented hope the saloon around them won t crumple br br in the middle of all this mayhem the main actors do a decent job ireland garland and hayes are all truly fine a special praise for them for doing the best they could with the material that seems mostly having been lifted from johnny guitar but doesn t quite impress the same way but there is really nothing wrong with a laughable western like this just like a really bad old horror movie it might fail one way but succeeds to give joy anyway that is one of the reasons corman s work appeals to me and that is why i dare to recommend you to experience this movie if you get the chance ,0
elvira cassandra peterson is the host of a cheap horror show after she finds out that her dead aunt has left her some stuff elvira goes to england to pick it up hoping it will be some money but to her horror elvira finds out that all her aunt has left her is her house her dog and a cookbook elvira decides to settle in the house anyways but with her striking dark looks and her stunning features she will not be able to live in peace all the neighbours are now turning the whole town against her and with elvira s outrageous attitude and looks everyone better watch out because elvira is on fire i really enjoyed this movie it s really fun to watch get elvira into all these adventures she s just great the whole movie puts you into a halloween mood sure it s silly and the jokes are cheap but it s a pleasure to watch it i would give elvira mistress of the dark ,1
how can you gather this respectable cast of young british actors and come up with such a pile of filmic manure horrible script annoyingly hectic camera awfully edited gruesomely badly acted only rhys ifans tries to fill his role with life another painful proof that different sometimes equals dreck why do the money people fail to read the scripts beforehand do yourself a favour spare yourself and do something else like hitting a mallet onto your knees it s less painful and more fun than this movie ,0
this video nasty was initially banned in britain and allowed in last november without cuts br br it features the playboy playmate of the month october ursula buchfellner the opening cuts back and forth between buchfellner and foggy jungle pictures i am not sure what the purpose of that was it would have been much better to focus on the bathtub scene br br laura buchfellner is kidnapped and held in the jungle for ransom peter al cliver the beyond zombie is sent to find her and the ransom of course one of the kidnappers antonio de cabo manages to pass the time productively while another werner pochath whines incessantly br br the ransom exchange goes to hell and laura runs into the jungle will peter save her before the cannibals have a meal oh yes there are cannibals in this jungle why do you think it was a video nasty muriel montossé is found by peter and his partner antonio mayans angel of death on the kidnapper s boat montossé is very comfortably undressed peter leaves them and goes off alone to find laura who has been captured by now they pass the time having sex and don t see the danger approaching guts anyone great fight between peter and the naked devil burt altman br br blood decapitation guts lots of full frontal some great writhing by the cannibal priestess aline mess and the line they tore her heart out which is hilarious if you see the film ,0
unfortunately the director amos guttman died from aids related illnesses the year after making this film so we don t know how many more gay related films we might have had from him i found this used dvd from cinevista on amazon but it looks like none of his other works are still available hessed mufla amazing grace contains full frontal male nudity at least in magazines which turn into a wishful dream sequence and some drug use this is the story of two families getting by or trying to but the mothers the daughters and the gay sons all have their own problems to figure out jonathan played by gal hoyberger meets up with the next door neighbor thomas who has his own problems of course either the translations are a little weak or maybe guttman kept the conversation sparse on purpose for a little mystery watching this i get the feeling we re not getting the whole story but that s ok throw in a cute gay roommate ex lover miki aki avni who went on to do many projects mostly isreali tv lots of smoking lots of worrying by the mothers a great blues song all night long blues done by an unknown female artist if she is listed in the credits sadly it was not translated to english nice to see mothers and siblings treating gay relationships with respect like any other relationship but then usa always has been years behind other countries in this way a good way to spend minutes i wanted to see even more of it won awards at several film festivals acc to imdb and the film jacket ,1
here is what happened br br head of bbc needs to make programmes aimed at different audience to bbc and bbc to keep licence and job br br lenny henry offers his unfunny friends up br br head of bbc snaps them up completely ignoring the fact that they are not funny br br worst of all it is arguably racist as all the characters play up to bad stereotypes if a white person did this kind of thing there d be uproar br br trash ,0
it has very bad acting bad story lines bad characters you should never see this show if you see it on turn it off or you be cringing for the next minutes it should have never been aired it s not great you should never see it never ever ever so now if you ever wanna watch this show please don t turn to the the cw for smallville or disney channel for hannah montana wizards of waverly place or nick for drake josh those are much better family shows so believe me on this i ve watched it before and it is honestly and i say honestly the worst show i ve ever seen and i ve seen a lot of tv so do me a favor and never watch this show ,0
 warning there might be spoilers ahead if you care br br okay the basic premise of this homegrown texas film is college kids spookhouse evil magic book scary stuff in practice it equals a lot of time looking at the time to see how much longer this movie is going to drag on a bunch of frat boys along with assorted girlfriends volunteers is setting up a charity haunted house the project is being presided over by a thoroughly repellent character whose main purpose seems to be verbally physically assaulting as many cast members as possible i had a hard time believing that anyone would even attempt to work with this person in any capacity he s nothing but rude and abusive to everyone including his girlfriend and his buddy regardless the kids are visited by local character annual pumpkin carving champion pumpkin jack an elderly coot who is described as the santa claus of halloween and who drops off a load of props for the house including an ominous book that figured prominently in the irritatingly strobe flashed prologue where a gaggle of robed cultists get turned into stir fry needless to say some damn fool starts messing with the book and eventually most of the costumed monsters turn into real ones and the remaining few normal folk have to try and survive there s some good stuff in this film but not much everything is shot well and the makeup effects are decent on the other hand the performers either underact or overact drastically much of the plot makes little sense outside of a this happens so that can happen series there is hardly any musical score to speak of just snatches of songs throughout the film and the movie takes an hour to actually get anywhere that last problem is the most telling two thirds of the minute running time is used to repeatedly set up the characters tom is a nice guy dating heidi the control freak but he used to date jill who is now dating dan the jerk but she s started a relationship kira the girl who wears too many shawls capes dan is a really big jerk gary likes to play jokes and steve lily like to have a lot of sex stuff that could have easily been dealt with in minutes or so drags on and on to the point where the lesbian sex scene calm down it s pretty tame left me looking for the fast forward button that leaves us with half an hour of lo calorie scares a klunky ending and a deep seated dislike of ol pumpkin jack who i blame for the whole mess unless you can get this on some sort of deep discount rental and really have seen everything else in the store put it back on the shelf and keep looking ,0
this chinese movie made me feel so many similarities with members of a culture i don t belong and are far from in an almost buddhist approach the film helps one to relate to each character and to the happiness of doing the simple routine things br br all actors are brilliant and xu hzu exudes kindness and wisdom yet also vulnerable and mean er min the retarded brother shows us that intelligence and wisdom are not equal and that wisdom comes to and from the most disparate persons in this universe a different china this is far from the chinese realism yet it has lots of humanity and realism of a different kind br br get it you won t be disappointed ,1
this movie definitely shows something and sheds light on what happens in most institutions today and shows how one gurl just with the help of her newspaper manages to get things done her editor has complete faith in her and doesn t publish something important because it would harm her friend and when it was the right time she took the necessary action br br the movie overall got a rating of from me because its got everything i mean it keeps you entertained and moreover they have acted really well for a tv movie its really high quality acting that deserves alot of credit ,1
man oh man what a piece of crummy film making but this is a guilty pleasure from my childhood even though i hate to admit it they showed this movie on my basic cable system all the time where i grew up in san jose california right on the border of cupertino we had this thing called the g channel on our cable system and they basically showed the same one movie over and over and over again wanda nevada was one of those movies i fell in lust and love with the young brooke shields and loved her dopey adventures in the grand canyon in the s the script makes almost no sense the direction is poor the few highlights are that henry fonda makes an appearance a lot of dialog that s so bad it s good and a nice carole king song played over the end credits maybe you have to be stoned to truly enjoy this flick and hey everybody knows there ain t no gold in the grand canyon ,0
it got switched off before the opening credits had even finished appearing the first joke was just so appallingly lame and dreadfully acted that it had to go you shouldn t really decide to watch this based on my review or not i saw so little of it i shouldn t even really be commenting but suddenly it all became clear why the video shop guy was sniggering at us paying money to see it br br couldn t they have just made earnest does dallas ,0
i have seen this movie and anybody who has every been with the marines or any branch of the service can appreciate the accuracy of this movie it is a must have for any collection jack webb does an excellent job as the hard drill instructor my father went to marine boot camp at camp penelton and says this movie is so accurate that he feels like he is back in basic training there is a line in the movie where jack webbs character gets mad at a boot for killing a sand flea well let me tel you there are nothing but sand fleas at the camp i have been there and can appreciate it as a matter of fact the exit to the camp is las puljas which in english means city of the fleas you must watch the movie to appreciate what i am saying anybody who is into wwii movies all the battles start right here with the drill sgt a must have for you collection,1
the writers of lost have outdone themselves season two s finale is even more heartbreaking and intense than the finale for season one locke s lack of faith has not only resulted in spiritual consequences for himself but in tragic physical consequences for the lives of the other castaways michael s betrayal resulted in a success for him but can he possibly escape the island he will have to if he wants to stay alive i don t doubt that one or more of his former friends would be willing to kill him in revenge this finale has left more questions than the previous finale and i can t wait for fall br br a side note what is the point in posting a review just to write out all the spoilers where is the pleasure in ruining the surprise for everyone else the current review on this page is nothing but a big fat spoiler fest poorly constructed in barely readable english with the express purpose of making someone mad good job ,1
i own this movie and have watched it several times throughout the years since it was released prince doesn t stun us with his phenomenal acting style or anything he s a musician and i feel like that is what he displayed here he s just the best one to tell this story through influence most of this movie is straightforward and teenish but that is the directors writers fault still it is a great movie with even better music the principals and moral convictions in purple rain are quite strong and if more movies would rely on the basics we are taught as young children we would have a better all around environment seeing that art reflects life which reflects art ,1
it s getting worse the series is on a serious down fall the first two sequel were acceptable and from then on we have seen a buch of really really terrible movies robert englund gives another great performance as freddy but the rest of the cast can t act the story is alice having survived the previous installment of the nightmare series finds the deadly dreams of freddy krueger starting once again this time the taunting murderer is striking through the sleeping mind of alice s unborn child his intention is to be born again into the real world the only one who can stop freddy is his dead mother but can alice free her spirit in time to save her own son check out the first three miss the next three then watch the last one ,0
the story for hare rama hare krishna actually came to dev anand s mind when he saw hippies and their fallen values in kathmandu where he was on a visit after the protests against his previous prem pujari in calcutta he was low in spirits because his film had been opposed and some had burnt prem pujari s posters but the life of hippies re ignited a story in dev s mind to be made into a film br br this was dev anand s perhaps best directorial effort the film was a blockbuster super hit at the box office and zeenat aman as dev s sister made a tremendous impact br br this film was dev anand s call to the nation to keep up their moral values br br it is about a montereal based indian family and the brother s role is a very affectionate one for his sister but the parents quarrel and separate leaving prashant dev with mother and jasbir zeenat with father she is repeatedly told that her mother and brother are dead and she eventually believes that she will never see prashant again br br she is ill treated by her step mother and she runs away from home dev grows up to be a pilot and he learns that jasbir is in kathmandu with certain hippies br br to reunite with his sister dev travels to kathmandu and meets shanti mumtaz who was to later marry him and also janice who in reality is jasbir with a new name and new identity she has forgotten her childhood and dev too br br dev has to get his sister back amongst all other happenings which include his being suspected as a thief in kathmandu and the people are after his life br br this was a story well directed and acted both by dev anand we see more of zeenat aman than of mumtaz but the music by rahul dev burman was well composed dev had first offered the music to be composed by sachin dev burman but burman da did not want dev to do the film he was very close to dev and his earlier film prem pujari though was good but had been opposed in calcutta burman da wanted dev to try a lighter subject as he thought hippie cultist film might reignite people s anger against dev but dev continued with the film reassuring burman da and the film was indeed a success br br r d burman had asha bhosle sing the award winning dum maro dum kanchi re kanchi re was another good number br br overall it is a good film ,1
a woman asks for advice on the road to reach a mysterious town and hears two ghoulish stories from the local weirdo both zombie related but perhaps fate has something nasty in store for her too br br the zombie chronicles is absolutely one of the worst films i have ever seen in fact i must confess so bad was it i fast forwarded through most of the garbage and there was a lot of that believe me it runs for just minutes and there is still tons of filler you get some skinhead doing a lot of push ups plenty of dull kissy kissy scenes between goofy teens that rhymed tee hee and some fine examples of why some people should never become actors br br as for the title characters they barely even have a footnote in the film why you get more undead action in the intro than you do the preceding feature though considering how pathetic the eyes bursting out of sockets and the eating of brains sequences are amongst other delights maybe that s a blessing in disguise br br and to top it all off it looks likes it s been filmed on someone s mobile phone for broadcast on youtube jerky camera work scratches on the print flickering lights i had to rub my eyes when i realised it was made in and not even the clothes and fashioned look about three decades out of date br br if you think i m not qualified to do a review of chronicles having not seen the whole film then go ahead you try sitting through it i betcha you won t even make it to the first appearance of the blue smartie coloured freaks before making your excuses and leaving it is truly laughable that anyone chose to release it and honestly you ll get far more fun resting your drink on the disc than actually torturing your dvd player with this gigglesome excuse for horror in fact don t for surprised if it packs it s bags and leaves in the morning leaving you doomed to watch vhs tapes for the rest of your life you have been warned br br p s what kind of rated horror has the woman keep a massive sports bra on during the obligatory sex scene see the movie can t even get that part right ,0
betty is as an understudy in a production of verdi s macbeth who is asked to go on when the diva is hurt in a car accident however in the grand tradition of the scottish play the production seems cursed with problems not least of which is some madman slicing up the crew unfortunately for betty the killer seems to have special plans for her br br this is one of several must see argento mad slasher flicks in this instance primarily for the extraordinary photography by the great british cameraman ronnie taylor i haven t measured it but i reckon around two thirds of the shots in this film involve either pans dollies tracking or cranes the sheer amount of camera movement is just astonishing and makes the movie ten times more exciting than a standard thriller the imagery is wild and dizzying closeups of the heroine s eyes forced open with nails a swooping glide around an opera house from a raven s point of view shots of the killer s brain squirming a bullet fired through a peephole a swallowed chain dug out of a victim s trachea conceptually it s just amazing and could only be realised by this director the movie isn t without some shortcomings though the cast are variable at best marsillach and barberini are both a bit shaky and his dubbing in the english version is appalling even by italian standards although argento regular nicolodi is fun and charleson gives a thoughtful performance in a role that is more than a little autobiographical a horror director much maligned for his remoteness and reliance on technique the material is a nice three way mix of the phantom of the opera shakespeare and slasher flick scripted by argento and his usual collaborator franco ferrini with shifty suspects galore and the usual disdain for boring expository scenes to explain what s actually going on full of all sorts of different music brian eno claudio simonetti bill wyman puccini and of course verdi the scenes in the beautiful opera house were shot at the teatro regio in parma for some bizarre reason the uk print of this movie has the alternative title terror at the opera ,1
i m astounded and dismayed by the number of reviewers on this site who did not get the point of black snake moan it s not about black white relationships or old young relationships though i think director craig brewer deliberately threw in both elements to tweak imagined taboos it s not about sexual abuse or sex addiction though christina ricci s character rae typifies those it s not about folk religion in the black community though religion plays a large role it s not a love story though there are not one but two happy couples at the end and it s certainly not about the south where everything is hotter though it s set in the south and it s undeniably hot holy smokes even the tag line writers didn t get the point br br black snake moan is a parable about mississippi delta blues who feels them who writes them who plays them what they re playing about how it heals them br br it s as though the film producers sat down with a blank slate and asked ok if we were going to help people understand what the blues are really about what would it look like so they set it in the rural south then they dream up two characters one whose wife left him to live with his best friend the other who goes off to war and his badly abused girl sleeps with everybody in town then we throw in grizzled worldliness touched just a little by folk religion they know jesus wants their lives and though they respect him they know they can t give him that some violence between men and women and lots and lots of steamy sexual images including ready to go over the top a black man in a sleeveless undershirt holding a half naked white girl captive on the end of a lb chain fill it with authentic delta blues sounds make it about a genuine blues picker use music as the main healing element in the plot slap clips of blues man son house on both ends and voila you have a modern parable about what the blues are all about even the film s climax is not character conflict but the whole town dancing steamy dances to hot raunchy blues br br of course there s a bit of a dilemma here rae ricci is being destroyed by uncontrollable lust and is being healed by lazarus jackson s homey religion and steadfastness and don t forget the chain but then we re shown the restored rae dancing raunchily to blues at the end is this an expression of a restored healthy life force or just more of the same trashy behavior that ruined her in the first place brewer wants it both ways but blues really is about sex and violence not to mention depression i suppose he would say blues gives healthy expression to both sex and violence without unleashing either i have my doubts br br not for the first time samuel l jackson plays so well that we forget we re watching samuel l jackson the man is unbelievably good he even picks some of his own tunes in the film and his playing is authentic dirty and hot christina ricci isn t usually this good either granted half her job is done by the costume that wasn t there and her slinky figure but she s a marvelous combination of cynical lust rebellion and vulnerability bravo to her she s arrived i was impressed by the country preacher john cothran jr i had to check the database to assure myself that he s a professional actor and not a genuine country minister br br parents need to be aware of what they re getting if their kids bring this one home the language is pretty far off the charts the first half hour is full of graphic sex and women are violated in a dozen ways during the course of the film lazarus means well and is decent but honestly chaining a woman to the radiator plus ricci spends half the movie dressed for sex if you ve got teenage boys they ll be licking the screen halfway into the film i don t recommend this for kids of any age adults only please br br that being said black snake moan is informative and accurate about blues folk religion and sexual abuse and tells a tale that s redemptive in lots of ways it s unorthodox but well worth the time and my goodness is the sound track hot ,1
yumiko wakana sakai the pretty adopted daughter of a recently deceased japanese businessman inherits control of her father s company her uncle kazuo shun sugata miffed that he wasn t left the business to run orders a hit on his niece when jug eared chef kensuke takashi okamura enters the wrong hotel room by mistake and knocks out hit man invincible jung yuen he is mistaken for the killer and sent to kill yumiko instead he falls for the pretty heiress and ends up vowing to protect her however she is kidnapped by kazuo s men while kensuke is preoccupied playing an arcade game with cop daniel sam lee br br uncle kazuo keeps yumiko in a hypnotic trance and takes control of the business but runs into a spot of bother himself when his gangster pals threaten to reveal his illegal activities unless he allows them total control br br meanwhile kensuke teams up with two martial arts experts lam kau yuen baio and lam doi candy lo who are hunting invincible he learns kung fu and attempts to free yumiko br br a mixture of broad slapstick humour spoofery and fight scenes no problem is a disappointing film considering the talent involved s kung fu superstar yuen baio manages a few fight scenes but is getting a little old for acrobatics these days director kar lok chin delivers the kind of dumb parody schtick i d expect from a scary movie film jung yuen resorts to mocking his character in operation scorpio and sam lee well sam lee is as annoying as always br br on the other hand collin chou as gangster ben impressed me he has an obviously strong screen presence which has not gone unnoticed by hollywood—he has since starred in two of the matrix movies and is soon to appear in d o a directed by corey yuen i was also impressed by wakana sakai but for an entirely different reason this beauty is easy on the eye and should go much further in the film business br br there is some fun to be had from working out what movies are being parodied but at minutes i found this film a real chore to sit through if people pulling funny faces accompanied by silly sound effects makes you burst your sides laughing then no problem might appeal to you otherwise i would leave well alone ,0
this is one of those films that looks so dated that being that way is part of the fun you see and hear things you would never see or hear on the silver screen today some of that is good some it too corny for words some of it bad depending on your viewpoints on certain cultural issues br br for instance in this short minutes film you have br br the grandpa of the family that is featured in this story extolling the value of patriotism and why one should speak up against criminals for the good of the united states picture that in today s films br br a district attorney walter huston almost begging for death penalty sentences and the populace shown as supporting it percent once again picture that in modern day movies br br along the way you have some shocking violence such as a young boy being picked up a few times and literally thrown head first into a closet and his father being picked up and swung repeatedly head first into a wall this is a tough stuff to say the least br br yet the film is dotted with comedy mostly by the patriotic grandpa memorably played by charles chic sales there are a bunch of laughs for all those who view this unique crime film and for soft touches there are the two young boys one of whom dickie moore went on to become a pretty famous child actor in his day here he is just a little tyke of about years of age who understandably is far from being a polished actor but you can see stardom for him on the horizon in fact he did just that the following year with a solid performance in blonde venus starring marlene dietrich br br anyway this is an entertaining film because of an effective mixture of violence comedy and sentimentality and it has a nice feel good ending and a thought provoking message it was up for an academy award too for best writing original story i am sorry to say it is only available for viewing on cable tv as it has never been put out on vhs or dvd and that s a shame ,1
i read ashew s comment and thought they must have been watching an entirely different picture br br i just watched the film this morning and was quite surprised br br to address ashew s comments br br trail street is a very well done western br br and randolph scott was in it quite a bit br br gabby hayes was funnier than i ve ever seen him br br the bad guys had very good comeuppances as far as i was concerned br br plus br br it was interesting to see robert ryan as a straight laced good guy he s usually so slimy br br in all a good western very well acted and written br br i liked the background story of kansas and the winter wheat that supposedly helped it become a state too br br i thought the girl who played susan was lovely can t think why she didn t become a bigger star ,1
time travel is theoretical so i can give the script some leeway br br i also understand the concept that by changing just one variable you can potentially change the way history unfolded br br what i cannot understand however is the way the change in time unfolded we are subjected to a series of timewaves which progressively retrograde planetary evolution while this is a convenient plot device as it allows our heroes enough time to resolve the problem it makes no sense whatsoever surely if you change a variable and that variable has significantly or even completely altered planetary evolution then by the time you come back to the future the evolutionary process has already been established and there would be no need for waves after all why would a change that happened million years ago need to wait until now to be effective the fact that the moth was projected forward in time may give it some credibility but the life of that moth million years ago was significantly altered ergo any change to evolutionary history would have begun then and not be dependent upon a return to our current time br br to solve the problem the team goes back in time to prevent the change in variable from ever happening by doing this successfully we see that the changes to evolution never happened and that no one even remembers the events surely what works for the solution should work for the original change i like a good rollicking sci fi adventure but unless it is set in a galaxy far far away it needs to have at least some grounding in theoretical possibility to make it truly entertaining br br good premise bad plot reasonable acting and in all fairness just a twist on jurassic park br br not on my watch again list ,0
your mind will not be satisfied by this no—budget doomsday thriller but pray who s will a youngish couple spends the actual end of the world in the hidden laboratory of some aliens masquerading as church people br br small apocalyptically themed outing end of the world has the ingenuity and the lack of both brio and style of the purely s similar movies and it s not only that but eotw plays like a hybrid—not only doomsday but convent creeps as well the villain of the movie is a well—known character actor br br this wholly shameless slapdash seems a piece of convent—exploitation that significantly s genre which looks today so amusingly outdated anyway the convent s secret laboratory is some nasty piece of futuristic deco christopher lee is the pride of end of the world but the end of the world is not at all his pride ,0
oddly i have very little to say about the box so this will be pretty brief i have never read the richard matheson novella button button from which the film is based but considering what i saw in this adaptation there couldn t have been much semblance to such a legendary author s work the box is about a family who discover a strange contraption on their doorstep that has a button on it frank langella shows up and explains how they will be given one million dollars if they push the button the only catch is that it will automatically kill someone somewhere spoiler they push it end of spoilers that whole concept was interesting on its own but somehow they managed to extend the movie into some convoluted stargate knock off that pads it out until a pretty decent ending with a pretty profound message while i m trying to be as fair as possible i still must say that this was not my cup of tea and it bored me severely i guess its from the same director as donnie darko which i remember liking when i saw it years ago the box would ve worked well as a short film but since it was so lifelessly adapted this way i can t come close to recommending it ,0
this movie was banned in england why tom savini george romero dario argento lucio fulci and others had done far worse before and have continued to so since br br this movie has all the basic elements of a decent s or early s horror film good looking girls who can t act to save their lives by the way a terrible lightning storm with a torrential downpour a scythe a crazy brother wandering around the family estate and actually a pretty damn good twist at the end but banned seriously when the english parliament banned this movie the italians probably laughed their collective asses off at how backwards and prudish the brits really were br br there was maybe two minutes of total screen time devoted to the violence and gore which was greatly underdone there was nudity but no sex although allusions to sex were made obviously but absolutely nothing worthy of being banned br br i would like to see what could have been done if the filmmakers had a decent budget to work with as it stands the film is entertaining but the lack of picture and sound quality take away from the end result br br banned what a joke ,0
great acting great production values good direction br br but the script starts out with great pacing and interest in the first half and then falls apart in the second half we re clear on character and motivation for the first half but then the second half leaves many questions unanswered br br the conflicts raised are compelling but the follow through is weak for instance we re very clear that rudyard kipling is pro war but we don t know if that philosophical stance changes through the course of the film br br this is the sort of picture that makes me want to look up the facts in history books i don t feel i can rely on the film to get a clear idea br br the depiction of the war itself is heart breakingly accurate though the women s lack of enthusiasm doesn t reflect the war hysteria that swept britain at the time perhaps this is historically accurate like so much in this film i simply don t know ,0
although a made for cable film by hbo it is an enjoyable movie and a fascinating look at the back stabbing and double dealing world of television allowing the viewer to peek behind the scenes of the so called late night talk show wars in the early s as jay leno and david letterman competed for the coveted position as host of the tonight show kathy bates gives a bravo performance as leno s mercurial manager helen kushnick and one can feel empathy for what leno letterman endured at the hands of tv executives it is just as timely now considering the recent events involving the failed attempt by abc to replace nightline with letterman no matter how many times i have seen this film i still find it as much a pleasure to watch as i did when it first aired if this should ever be released on dvd i would certainly add it to my collection ,1
the thing has to be one of the all time great movies of course it was ground breaking special effects at the time of it s release that impressed me so much back in it just blew my mind i d never seen anything like that however although the effects themselves made the movie more horrific it was the story itself the music score the claustrophobic atmosphere of the anarctic as well as the interaction and tension between the members of the doomed research station that makes it a classic br br movies don t get any better than this in the opening scene with the the chopper chasing this husky you just assume that it was some bored scientists from some station letting of some steam yet when you see them continue their chase at the us base you then think that the norwegians are suffering from some form of advanced or extreme strain of cabin fever yet this is offset by the menacing opening music score that sets the tempo you just know that something is not right at this point it s a mystery until the thing reveals itself br br however the mystery returns because it becomes a sort of agatha christie who dunnit i e ten little indians movie sci fi style as the members don t know which one of their team is really an alien suspicion continues to go back and forward between them all as one by one they eventually get knocked off or revealed as the alien the mistrust between the station crew is absorbing as the movie progresses until the final showdown br br after years of advances in computer graphics and film making production the special effects in the thing don t carry the same weight as it did in but other than that it holds up very well all round with some great performances by the cast ,1
i first saw this film on hbo around and i loved it i scoured all of the auction web sites to buy the vhs copy this is a very good suspense movie with a few twists that make it more interesting i don t want to say too much else because if you ever get a chance to see it you ll be glad i didn t say too much ,1
as a child of the s like so many of the other reviewers here i hated the original v and v the final battle i own both on vhs and never hook up the vcr to watch them i do remember not liking this short lived series very much but i couldn t remember why so i rented the first disc by the third episode i had my memory refreshed it s terrible the writing is beyond horrid it s not even fun they had a lot of material to work with here but it seemed like they just didn t know what to do so they turned it into days of our lives with lizard aliens how cool and full of potential is the concept of elizabeth the starchild all they could think of to do is grow her into a whiny boring teenager to compete with her mother romantically marc singer looked less embarrassed to be in beastmaster ii than he did when he was trapped in this drivel point is whether you re one of the younger folk who s just discovered v or one of us older sci fi fans looking to rediscover some old fun spare yourself and skip this ,0
although she is little known today deanna durbin was one of the most popular stars of the s a pretty teenager with a perky personality and a much admired operatic singing voice this was her first major film and it proved a box office bonanza for beleaguered universal studios br br three smart girls concerns three daughters of a divorced couple who rush to their long unseen father when their still faithful mother reveals he may soon remarry with the firm intention of undermining his gold digger girlfriend and returning him to their mother although the story is slight the script is witty and the expert cast plays it with a neat screwball touch durbin has a pleasing voice and appealing personality and such enjoyable character actors as charles winninger alice brady lucile watson and mischa auer round out the cast a an ultra light amusement for fans of s film br br gary f taylor aka gft amazon reviewer,1
i recently watched this again and there s another version which is shorter i get the feeling they are the same movie but i would like to know the difference br br one is japanese and no pikachu short is all i can come up with ohtherwise why vote for the same movie twice br br prof ivy was rather boring she sounded as if she was almost asleep no expression at all with the few lines she had br br this was enjoyable enough but there wasn t much to it at all br br a collector whos after lugia he has no plan to destroy the world and the usual characters who try to stop him because trying to capture lugia causes a lot of destruction br br the pokemon movies that follow are slightly better deoxys poke is great with no almost here ,0
dirty war is absolutely one of the best political government and well written t v drama s in the years br br the acting is superb the writing is spectacular br br diry war reveals the true side of why we are not ready to respond to a nuclear biological and radiological terrorist attack here on american soil br br dirty war should be made into a major motion picture it s that good i highly recommend this great drama to everyone who desire to know the truth br br this t v drama reveals how british intelligence mi mi attempt to expose a terrorist plot and conspiracy to destroy innocent victims because of england s involvement in the iraq war br br the scenes of different parts of london england are also spectacular br br dirty war is a must see ,1
although i had some hopes for this film particularly since i enjoy the acting of jason segel freaks geeks undeclared so much i must say it was one of the worst films i ve seen in recent memory loser and dr t and the women are also on that list br br yes there were a couple of laugh out loud moments although the movie could have been so much better the premise was not bad scam artists cheating their way through college meet their match when they re discovered by someone with a proposition for them the problem is that the characters were all so unlikable that i didn t care about any of them the blackmailer played by talented jason schwartzman was such a psychopath that it wasn t that funny to watch him he wasn t deranged in a particularly funny or charming way he was just a crazy loser who was actually rather dangerous and not fun to watch the editing of the movie was hard to follow it kept cutting between fantasy and reality and it was often unclear which was which only two or three of the gang s scams were really shown you just had to take it on faith that they were indeed scam artists showing their schemes would have made for a better movie the so called love story was absurd and unbelievable in fact it was silly and poorly written and directed throughout i could go on about the movie s shortcomings but you get the idea not worth the rental or the gas it takes to drive to and from the movie store to rent ,0
ye lou s film purple butterfly pits a secret organization purple butterfly against the japanese forces in war torn shanghai ding hui zhang ziyi and her ex lover hidehiko itami toru nakamura find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict after a chance meeting br br i agree with the reviewer from paris the film substitutes a convoluted semi historical conflict for a plot without giving the audience a single reason to care about the characters or their causes the sudden time shifting doesn t help matters as it appears completely unwarranted and pointless normally i don t mind dark movies but the absence of light the bone jarringly shaky camera footage and the generally bad film making techniques really make this a tough film to watch and stay interested in i also agree with the viewer from georgia that this film has a chaotic editing style and claustrophobic cinematography but i don t think that helps the movie the backdrop to the film is one of the most potent events of the th century and i don t believe you can do it any justice by editing it as if it were a michael bay film the overly melodramatic moments don t add to its watchability br br the actors are all suitably melancholy zhang ziyi once again shows that she has an exceptionally limited acting range as she spends the entire movie doing what she seems to do best in all her films brooding and looking generally annoyed however at least she adds some variety to this role by chainsmoking and engaging in the worst love making scene since michael biehn and linda hamilton in the terminator br br all in all a very disappointing film especially seeing as how it comes from the director of suzhou he ,0
great piece of fiction played as if factual tonight i was looking at the birdman of alcatraz robert stoud was not a model meek prisoner and he was in jail because he was pimping and a customer did not pay up once he got into jail he was so uncontrollable he spent most of his time in solitary confinement or in the prison hospital killed a few people in prison too this movie reminds me of the birdman of alcatraz but even worse robert stroud did write books and he did contribute to society in someway and the boa had some hints of strouds lunacy but this guy henry young who murder in the first is suppose to be about was a a known bank robber who took hostages and beat them up in more then one robbery he wasn t some poor guy who stumbled into a grocery store which just happened to be a post office and took some money this man was a hard core criminal he also killed a person years before he went to alcatraz he killed another person in jail not because of the solitary confinement which ended over a year before the murder the real story of his life would of been more interesting they did not even get the warden thing right you can t be a warden in different prisons at the same time and by all accounts the warden in the movie was a pretty stand up guy as wardens go plus if my math is right the warden played by karl malden in the boa is suppose to be the same warden in this movie oh boy not only that in this movie we are to think poor henry committed suicide and he wrote the word victory not true he might be alive right now he was sent to springfield where robert stroud was also a medical center prison then walla walla for another murder he committed and then was released and jumped parole in never to be found maybe he is hanging out with that cb cooper guy who jumped out that airplane in washington state after committing a bank robbery lol now the acting was very good kevin bacon is in that class of actors which include jeff bridges and dennis quaid the vastly underrated actors club gary oldman well they just might of made up the warden part so he could play it because he was great christian slater still somehow sounds like jack nicholson i am not sure if that is a good thing or not bacons wife kyra sedgwick was in the movie i think just because she is his wife i like her though but not in this flick for some reason i felt this movie when it first came out was suppose to be a special project for kevin bacon i feel he could of taken a person who is truly a victim of the penal system there sure is enough of them and spread some light on their plight other then picking a psychopath to show as a victim ,0
up to this point gentle rain was the movie i found the worst in history it has been supplanted by this blockbuster out of asia it has one star and it is john rhys davies he is way out of shape to be the swashbuckling magical flying baddie he is cast here the rest of these people couldn t act their way out of a junior high school play no clichés were missed in the dialogue and the special effects were phoned in as often as possible br br it is fairly easy to see that somebody in asia had some bucks and needed to create a vehicle for some actors they wanted to throw money at or maybe it was a director or a writer that needed a credit my guess is that any career with this movie in it s credential br br do yourself a major favor and don t watch this movie a hundred thanksgivings couldn t consume this turkey br br the one funny scene was unintentional the brother of the king appears on the scene the king a handsome older short asian actor bad actor the brother a six foot european also a bad actor no excuses were made for this they just expected us not to notice that this poor man s jet li s brother was a wannabe pierce brosnan in a cheap dimestore injun wig right out of an old western movie from the forties ,0
how hard is it to write a watchable film with vince vaughn paul giamatti and kevin spacey apparently very difficult for the writers here br br i still have no idea how santa is younger and looks years older than vince who plays the big brother i must have missed that part of the story but in reality it really didn t matter many scenes seemed out of place and contrived the kind of funny notion scenes that are drug out way too far to where any sense of comedy is lost br br the director producer tried to go tear jerker at the end which would have been suitable if anything leading up that point had been worth following br br ugh major disappointment i can see how some people might enjoy this ok since many people will take any garbage they re fed but i would strongly encourage waiting for dvd on this one not worth the it takes to get your family to the movies these days ,0
a really very bad movie with a very few good moments or qualities br br it starts off with pregnant linda blair who runs down a hallways to flee what might be monsters or people with pitchforks i m not sure she jumps through a window and wakes up and we see she is very pregnant the degree to which she is pregnant varies widely throughout the movie br br she and an annoying and possibly retarded little boy who i thought was her son travel to an abandoned hotel on an island italian horror directors find the most irritating little boys to put in their movies on the island already are david hasselhoff and his german speaking virgin girlfriend you know how germans are said to love hasselhoff he s taking photographs and she s translating an esoteric german book about witches i think br br also traveling to the island are an older couple who have purchased it and a real estate agent and a woman i thought was their daughter evidently she was an architect and linda blair and the boy are the older couple s children i guess they all traveled to the island together but it really seemed like linda and the boy were apart from the rest of them maybe they were filmed separately br br the hotel seems neat certainly from the exteriors but it isn t used to any great effect an old woman in bad makeup and a black cloak keeps appearing to the boy and chants something in german sometimes which he eventually records on his sesame street tape recorder br br people start getting killed either in their dreams or sucked into hell or something some of these gore scenes are ok but not enough to recommend the movie though the copy i watched stated it is uncut on the box cover the death of one character whose veins explode really seems to have been cut much of the scene is showing another character s reaction shots since we re not seeing anything ourselves the creepiest scene is one in which a man or demon with a really messy looking wound of a mouth rapes someone he looked particularly nasty there s a laughably and painfully bad scene in which linda blair is possessed i wish if a horror movie is going to cast her they would do something original with her role and let her leave exorcist behind her except for the yearly horror conventions br br in the weird largely italian tradition of claiming to be a sequel to something it is unrelated to this is also aka la casa and ghosthouse that is it is supposedly a sequel to casa ghosthouse la it s not that s also a better movie than this one la casa and two were the evil dead and evil dead ii again unrelated to witchery and la casa and much better than those there s also a casa la aka house which seems to want to be a sequel to the fake la casa series and the series house house house ii the second story the horror show aka house iii and house iv how s the horror show fit in there it doesn t really it claimed to be a sequel thus requiring the real series entry to renumber itself to cause less or more confusion oddly the horror show is also aka horror house and la casa is also aka horror house does your head hurt yet ,0
true it does not follow the book very closely but it s still a very entertaining take on the story swayze was far better in the role than i expected and doody avoided the silly woman out of her depth in the wilderness portrayal most of us probably expected cf kate capshaw in indiana jones the temple of doom br br at any rate it s amazingly better than richard chamberlain s awful pair of quatermain flicks br br it is very reminiscent of a western in many ways about the only thing i didn t care for was all the mysticism but i guess that is part and parcel of the genre like how can you have an african adventure story without witch doctresses and preternaturally wise wandering tribesmen heh ,1
 midnight cowboy was rated x with the original release back in there are some scenes where you can understand that just a little the movie about joe buck jon voight coming from texas to new york city to become a hustler is sometimes a little disturbing dressed up as a cowboy he tries to live as a hustler making money by the act of love it does not work out as he planned after a guy named rico ratso rizzo dustin hoffman first pulled a trick on him and stole some money they become friends they live in an empty and very filthy apartment then ratso gets sick and joe has to try to make some money br br the movie was probably rated x for the main subject but on the way we see some strange things the editing in this movie is great we see dream sequences from joe and ratso interrupted by the real world in a nice and sometimes funny way dustin hoffman jon voight and the supporting actors give great performances especially hoffman delivers some fine famous lines the score is done by john barry and sounds great all this makes this a great movie that won the best picture oscar for a good reason ,1
although the figures are higher in proportion to other areas of society i don t object to the extremely high salaries for many of today s entertainers and athletes br br a rod lebron or brady all have deals either well with figures or the low area ray romano and jerry seinfeld could actually become billionaires from their shows huge residuals and fees they currently demand even their cast members and all of the friends group reached near or over figures per episode letterman s earnings for one show could solve most people s financial problems and a week or two s take care of many for life br br but all of these are based upon sound supply demand principals and the financial benefits they bring to their employers and all perform their crafts ably br br but then comes along someone like rachel ray who reaches a level of earnings far beyond any apparent level of talent or skill i find her shrill annoying and with a forced perkiness that s as phony as the proverbial dollar bill br br a friend of mine is responsible for special meetings events and convention plans for her firm and its affiliates one of the major talent sources has hundreds of clients available from the k level to a handful who get k and up per appearance this area includes trump seinfeld lance armstrong robin williams and no kidding larry the cable guy br br there are a greater number in the range list included the likes of bill cosby steve martin and even cable guy larry s benefactor jeff foxworthy br br this category includes rachael ray i suppose i have to admit there may be sufficient demand for her talent and offerings to justify her talk show and there may be some out there who ll pay more than k first class air hotel suite all expenses and limos door to door for just a couple of hours of her whiny prattle at their organization s event br br i just can t figure how in the hell this could be possible ,0
 a death at a college campus appears to be a suicide but is actually a cover for murder the dead man s roommate finds himself embroiled in a mystery as he tries to uncover the truth behind the young man s murder twists and turns as well as some false leads makes this a tough case for our collegiate hero to solve let alone keep out of the clutches of the killer according to the dvd sleeve s synopsis br br the stars may be bigger than the movie handsome charles starrett as ken harris who has a small lingerie scene became one of the top western stars of the forties peaking in the return of the durango kid the man playing his father robert warwick as joseph harris was one of the most respected actors of the teens beginning with his performance in alias jimmy valentine watch out for red herrings br br a shot in the dark charles lamont charles starrett robert warwick james bush,0
 the godfather citizen kane star wars goodfellas none of the above compare to the complex brilliance of the sopranos each and every character has layers upon layers of absolute verity completely and utterly three dimensional we care about tony soprano wholeheartedly despite the fact that in the simplest model of good vs evil he is evil soprano is the most provocative intricate and fascinating protagonist ever created to this point in history if you re in the mood to be overtly challenged as a viewer and to be forever altered on your feelings toward entertainment watch the sopranos i defy anybody to sit down and watch the very first episode of season and not want to continue with the series each season is completely brilliant in its own way dvds are essential to anybody s collection of out ,1
the plot is so manipulative counting completely on the most uncredible and unthinkable decisions of the adults in each and every parenting decision the children are super as far as charm and delivery of the lines but as i say the whole plot depends on each and every adult being complete idiots and therefore in that case making more sense out of their actions and at the same time being the only way to explain the boys actions of total mistrust why would sweey charming little boys take a baby from the shore how did the baby get to the shore and at the same time account for it being the last place to be searched why would the boys never be informed an instead at the same time a baby is missing nobody gives a fig about them running around with food and diapers with all that commotion going on and literally every other place it searched there is just no possible justification to ask the audience to believe this asking to believe it would then do to trial even the informal setting is too insulting to bare ,0
when i saw the exterminators of year at first time i had no expectations for that movie although it wasn t so bad as i was thought it s kind of italian version of roadwarrior with cast that is almost famous in italy including venantino venantini behind the story is elisa briganti and dardano sacchetti who are also responsible for story of zombie flesh eaters you can also see other links to italian horror movies luca venantini plays the role of tommy and you can see that kid in paura nella citta dei morti viventi city of the living dead aka gates of hell as john robbins and in cannibal apocalypse as the role of mary s brother quite entertaining movie with some dull parts ,1
why spend a moment slogging through this awkward and self conscious movie every now and then after an hour of tedious plot and amateur acting we start getting bits and pieces of the big band swing that made tommy and jimmy dorsey separately and together the great musicians they were occasionally in a jam session with art tatum with tommy dorsey and his orchestra doing marie and a standout jimmy dorsey and his orchestra fronting bob eberle and helen o connell singing green eyes we get a complete song br br unfortunately the movie is in the public domain and the dvd transfer is just as bad as the acting my copy has only four chapter stops that means you can get arthritis in your fast forward finger trying to speed through to where the good stuff is the swamp you re moving through is hollywood s version of the life and battles of the two dorseys tommy superb on trombone and jimmy superb on saxophone usually couldn t stand each other in they finally split with tommy starting his own orchestra each had greater success alone than they had achieved together they reconciled when their father died in the forties which is where the movie ends they later managed to tolerate each other in the orchestra led by tommy as the big band era faded out in the fifties tommy died in at age vomiting in his sleep after booze pills and a big meal jimmy died of cancer at in jimmy was hugely talented and from all accounts a reasonably easy going guy tommy was hugely talented and from all accounts often an overbearing jerk but good music makes up for a lot of faults and the big band sounds the two created helped define the swing era br br they play themselves in the movie and we see them develop from tussling tykes with child actors to grown men battling and yammering at each other the movie is lumbered with not just their two parents played by those hollywood irish clichés sara allgood and arthur shields who just want their boys to get along with each other but also with a major sub story involving a romance between janet blair as a childhood friend of the dorseys who becomes a vocalist with them and serves as a nearly full time mediator and enabler and william lundigan as a piano player blair is not bad at all however if you want to see why she never became the star she quite probably should have become just look at the films like this one that her studio put her in no wonder she left hollywood lundigan simply takes up space br br how bad is this movie other than when we can actually hear the dorseys play well here s a song written especially for the movie and given to blair to warble it s called to me br br to me you re the rose of a rosary the rise of a rising sea the glow of a star br br the rose of a rosary the movie doesn t get any better than this and it can t get worse still if you like the dorseys and if the price is right well in hindsight i d still not buy it the highlight for me is eberle and o connell singing green eyes you can watch them on you tube for free you ll also find there quite a bit of each of the dorseys i wish i d known ,0
this did for crime what not another teen movie did for school i laughed all the way through as inept gangs warred with each other and among themselves an unsubtle comedy using overt jokes and gags that kept me rolling all the way i suppose the biggest gag in the entire film was that time never seemed to go forward leaving the characters trapped in the s ,1
this experimental silent film made in switzerland by an independent british film company is chiefly remembered as paul robeson s first film it s very artistic with shots often seeming meaningless to the story which is difficult to understand anyway because of the lack of enough inter titles from what i gathered robeson s wife adah is in an inter racial love affair with a white man called thorne it doesn t bother the cigar chomping owner of the bar hotel where thorne lives and she seems to be having a lesbian relationship with a barmaid but an old lady expresses the town s point of view in an inter title if i had my way we wouldn t allow negroes in here thorne is also called nigger lover by someone in the bar adah tries a reconciliation with pete robeson but eventually leaves him thorne s wife astrid goes off the deep end brandishes a knife cuts thorne s arm and cheek and somehow dies thorne must have been accused of murder because we learn he was acquitted as for pete he gets a letter from the mayor telling him it is best for everyone that he leave town so the film is more about racism than anything but in an up note the owner tells pete the sad thing is they think they re right that s the way we are the meaning of the title is a mystery it may refer to adah being light skinned a borderline negro or to the borderline behavior of of the main characters ,0
beating the bad guys again is the tag line for this movie it exposes so much truth about it br br home alone one and two film classics home alone three and four a good film if you re three like sharkboy and lavagirl as hard as it tries to be funny it s not culkin is replaced by alex d linz or something else he s a very bland actor with bland performances but it s not entirely his fault the writing called for bland vocabulary and bland expressions the pranks are just copied from the first two with different crooks and you d have to be blind to think those chicken pox are real a good choice if you are a preschool teacher in which is showing this film on a rainy day and to make things worst a totally different cast go see if you don t believe me but you ll regret it ,0
 i hate you you hate me barney stole your suv with a great big bunch and a kick from me to you wont you say you hate me too jingle bells batman smells grandma had a gun shot barney and made him pee and now there is no more barney the moron now why the heck would come up with a idiotic show like barney so what i m saying is barney is a retard from the underground world and the kids on this show are like years old if i were them i wouldn t believe this stupid idiot called barney now producers why do you believe this crap that barney says they are always happy that is stupid they should be sad sometimes am i right bottom line barney is so stupid who watches that ugly creature ,0
opera the u s title is terror at the opera is somewhat of a letdown after some of dario s other movies like phenomena tenebre and suspiria i still can t find inferno anywhere it s one of those movies that has a great first half but midway through it s like someone started slowly letting the air out of the screenplay and logic br br the basic plot involves a beautiful opera singer who is being stalked by a deranged obsessed fan this killer begins killing people close to her in a most unique fashion he binds and gags her and tape tiny sharp pins under her eyelids so if she tries to close her eyes she ll gouge out her eyes this forces her to watch while the killer murders her acquaintances in typically brutal and gory argento fashion br br unfortunately about midway through the film becomes sluggish and illogical this is especially directed towards the killer s motivations i still haven t completely figured out why he s such a nut the ending especially come out of left field in the worst possible sense br br but for about the first hour or so this is some of dario s best filmmaking and the camera work is breathtaking too bad it couldn t maintain it through to the end br br rating ,1
days of heaven is one of the most painfully boring and pointless films i have ever seen in no way shape or form would i recommend it to anyone unless you re trying to put your kids to sleep or god forbid give someone an aneurysm if i could go back in time and do one thing i would set fire to the reels before they were sent to theaters why days of heaven s plot is simple but extremely vague long sequences devoid of dialogue compose much of the film the characters are too shallow and ridiculously stupid to relate with the climax of the story does not touch you by this time your brain has worked so hard to figure out the plot and the array of hidden metaphors that your ability to think is gone the only things working are your eyes and unfortunately your ears who must listen to the sound of linda the little girl in the story who talks like a man i am now dumber for seeing this movie don t let it happen to you ,0
in contrast to my fellow reviewers i always try to find something redeeming in any film i see yes the quality of the dubbing and lighting is abysmal the acting is wooden and the opening sequence highly misleading what with all those lascivious female lesbian vampires with blood dripping something must be lost in the translation of the word bloodsucker from the italian in the title almost as if the producers were originally going to film a gothic vampire tale and then changed their minds but could not afford to give up their dramatic opening sequence so tacked it onto the film anyway br br this film made in has recently been issued on dvd and comes with its own theatrical trailer which in some respects is more daring than seen in the film now anyone who buys this film has probably already read its synopsis anyway and knows what to expect italian softporn from the mid s i bought it because i am attracted to christa nelli credited most often as krista nell the absence of a cast of characters i find most frustrating in a lot of these eurosleaze films from the s s i had hoped imdb would show the cast of characters as one hears their names in the film but without a cast list it is very difficult to link them to the actor concerned i think krista nell played cora but underneath that massive hair style costume and make up it is difficult to distinguish her for sure br br there is mostly a two dimensional portrayal by the actors of their parts and no one really stands out maybe something is lost in the dubbing process what were the positive points well the music was atmospheric and of course if you re into beautiful lesbian soft porn its there the external locations used were good and i would like to know where they filmed the castle on its island it purports to be set in ireland north or the republic in so everyone sports period piece costumes some of the scenes i found unintentionally funny especially those sex scenes anyway an enjoyable romp i rated it ,0
i know that there are some purists out there who poo poo anything that is not exactly like the original however sometimes spin offs can stand on their own merits i like the new iron chef because it is similar enough to the japanese version but at the same time caters to american spirit i love alton brown as commentator because he explains things with flair the iron chefs themselves are very interesting i know the originals were probably the best chefs on the planet at the time but bobby flay is the only american iron chef to beat them mario batali seems to have the most fun when cooking making comments and being flashy while creating i have watched the series and find all the players work together well the judges are not always the best choices however there are a few exceptions like the lawyer turned foodie but most of the judges are questionable in being able to handle what is served i enjoy watching the chefs hustle and the challengers are surprising the food at the end always looks amazing and sometimes it inspires me in the kitchen perhaps that is all anyone can ask to want to really eat what is served the only thing i would really change about the series is to ask folks on the show to lighten up a little sometimes the mood becomes a bit too tense and that isn t always fun to watch when you are expecting more amusement i liked the version with william shatner iron chef usa because it was so over the top like the original but i can tell it was a pretty expensive proposition i wish he had stayed with this version and been the host between bill shatner and alton brown that would have me grinning for an hour as long as you don t expect the original japanese version and can accept this series on its own merits you may find it to be an enjoyable hour ,1
it is beyond me why two million danish people each week sit down to watch this terrible show the dialogue is terrible and not realistic the characters are hollow and simplistic there s a tough man a tough woman and a sensitive man the writers actually say that they have modeled the characters after greek mythology give me a break all the characters are of course brilliant policemen when i have watched this show i have longed for district hill street and nypd blue these are brilliant shows and rejseholdet is a lousy copy this program is a symptom of the disease danish television is currently suffering from ,0
george sluizer s original version of the vanishing aka the man who wanted to know offers one of european cinema s most quietly disturbing sociopaths and one of the most memorable finales of all time shamelessly stolen by tarantino for kill bill volume two but it has plenty more to offer than that playing around with chronology and inverting the usual clichés of standard lady vanishes plots it also offers superb characterisation and strong underplayed but convincing performances br br unfortunately i can only assume that when it came to the remake sluizer was so determined that no one else was going to get the chance to ruin his film when he was perfectly capable of doing it himself but few people could have anticipated how comprehensively he trashes his own work his career never recovered from this disastrous misstep br br chief culprit is an astonishing performance by jeff bridges that has been over thought through in every detail to a truly disastrous level a friend who produced one of his earliest movies noted that bridges was a great instinctive actor as long as you stopped him thinking about what he was doing and this film is the proof of the pudding every movement is overly mechanical in its precision making him look like a rusty clockwork toy while his voice is a bizarre mixture of tootsie latka gravas from taxi and a dalek who have all been taking elocution lessons from dok tah e ville no banality of evil here just a looney walking around with an invisible sign over his head saying please let me kill you thank you for your consideration but the blame really needs to be shared out here none of the performances are good often they don t even look good – keifer sutherland looks more like a baby hamster than a distraught man at his wits end in the hurried scenes at the gas station nancy travis flounders badly and sandra bullock makes no impression at all as the object of his obsession not that they re given any help by either director or writer todd graff the script is particularly weak the chronology has been altered to put the focus firmly on bridges at the expense of the couple at the opening of the film worse is the rush the film is in draining the life and character from each scene in its race to get to the next rather than the high low mood shifts in the couple s relationship or the apparently casual but careful establishing of the feel of the location we just get a couple of arguments that give you the impression that he s probably better off without her as for the new and improved happy ending – standard woman chased by nutter in the woods jeopardy stuff complete with lame let s end on a joke like a tv cop show moment – best not go there which is advice that holds for this entire trainwreck of a movie even a shockingly bland and uninspired jerry goldsmith score can t do anything for this one ,0
chaplin enters the trenches of wwi in this spirited comedy that never belittles the horrors of war the rain the mud the explosions all these things are present but chaplin seems strangely oblivious to them all he s in france for one thing to fight the germans something he does with unbelievable success br br it almost seems like an extended ego trip for chaplin a very funny one at that until the final minute when it rises to a new level of poignancy and everything makes sense br br perhaps it s what all soldiers dream of before the go to war ,1
one of the best true crime movies ever made and very faithful to truman capote s book which invented the true crime novel genre haunting quincy jones musical score and terrific acting by scott wilson and robert blake as dick and perry the killers why wilson didn t go on to be a big star after this movie is a mystery to me br br the black and white cinematography and editing in this movie are top notch the re creation of the murders is frightening and since it leaves the actual murders to your imagination even more scary than if they had shown the shotgun going off the movie was filmed in the actual clutter house which had been sold to another person after the murders the movie has a very documentary feel besides the scenes at the actual clutter home other scenes were filmed at the gas stations and stores the killers actually went to nancy clutter s beloved horse babe is even in the movie will geer has a great turn as the prosecutor in the short trial scene which is not only filmed in the actual courtroom but has several of the real clutter murder jurors portraying themselves as the jury for the movie br br this is a solid movie scary every time you see it ,1
sometimes it is difficult to watch films with subtitles in this case danish but the watching is worth it as the story progresses the reasoning for the choice of two sisters to take care of their father is questionable but their society is different their choice leaves them alone until a french woman comes there may be a question on why the french woman came to their place to stay and this is never fully developed the feast which happens later as a result of unexpected funds from france is a source of unusual pleasure to all who attend and something they have not experienced before it provides a fitting thank you for the kindnesses given to the guest filmed with a dark aura and the display of poverty it is a beautiful experience for the viewer ,1
for me pink flamingos lived up to it s reputation as being the shocking disgusting repulsive trashy film i was expecting it to be that really contains everything but the kitchen sink we are treated to almost two hours of nastiness that never lets up rape sex sex with chickens transsexuals castration murder cannibalism and a horrid display of singing out ones anus it is about a strange couple who begin a competition with a trailer trash family trying to steal their title as the filthiest people alive divine a fat guy in drag is an unbelievably vile human being who actually becomes painful to watch trust me when i say that this film is not one to be quickly forgotten especially the end scene in which divine eats dog crap off the sidewalk i have always thought john waters was over rated and i cannot say i like this film but it is an experience if you ever get a chance to see it ,1
i m not usually one to slate a film i try to see the good points and not focus on the bad ones but in this case there are almost no good points in my opinion if you re going to make something that bad why bother part of the film is take up with shots of anne s face while she breaths deeply and violin music plays in the background the other part is filled with poor and wooden acting rupert penry jones is expressionless jennifer higham plays anne s younger sister with modern mannerisms anne is portrayed as being meek and self effacing which is fine at the beginning but she stays the same all through the film and you see no reason for captain wentworth to fall in love with her overall the production lacks any sense of period with too many mistakes to be overlooked such as running out of the concert kissing in the street running about in the streets with no hat on why was this scene in the film at all the scene in the book was one of the most romantic scenes written to sum it up a terrible film very disappointing ,0
in the ravaged wasteland of the future mankind is terrorized by cyborgs—robots with human features—that have discovered a new source of fuel human blood commanded by their vicious leader jōb lance henriksen the cyborgs prepare to overtake taos a densely populated human outpost br br only one force can stop jōb s death march—the cyborg gabriel kris kristofferson who is programmed to destroy jōb and his army br br in the ruins of a ransacked village gabriel finds nea kathy long a beautiful young woman whose parents were killed by cyborgs ten years earlier now she wants revenge they strike a pact gabriel will train nea how to fight the cyborgs and nea will lead gabriel to taos br br five time kick boxing champion kathy long has all the right moves in this high speed adventure that delivers plenty of action also stars gary daniels as david and scott paulin as simon ,0
this is a haunting powerful italian adaptation of james m cain s novel the postman always rings twice directed by the great luchino visconti what is so interesting about the film is that in every way it transcends it s source material to become something bolder and more original interestingly camus also credits cain s novel as the key inspiration for his landmark novel the stranger the film has a greater power and intensity than the novel because visconti is able to create the filmic equivalent of cain s narrative structure but offer a more complex exploration of gender cain s very american novel is also uncritically fascinated with the construction of whiteness the lead character cora is obsessively afraid she will be identified as a mexican and embarrassed that she married a greek immigrant which is not relevant to the italian rural context that visconti is working in this allows the class antagonisms to take center stage and dance among the embers of the passionate doomed love affair of the two main characters this film is a complex suspenseful rewarding experience ,1
the movie aimed at adults is a rare thing these days but moonstruck does it well and is still a better than average movie which is aging very well although it s comic moments aim lower than the rest of it the movie has a wonderful specificity italians in brooklyn that isn t used to shortchange the characters or the viewers i e mobsters never appear in acomplication it never becomes grotesque like my big fat greek wedding the secondary story lines are economically told with short scenes that allow a break from the major thread these are the scenes that are now missing in contemporary movies where their immediate value cannot be impressed upon producers and bigwigs i miss these scenes it also beautifully involves older characters the movie takes it s own slight quiet path to a conclusion there isn t a poorly written scene included anywhere to make some executives sphincter relax cage and cher do very nice work br br moonstruck invokes old school ethnic workaday new york much like marty except moonstruck is way less sanctimonious ,1
a warmly sentimental tale from the author of the waltons were someone to pitch the material to me i would probably reject it as too maudlin but the dramatization here manages a tear without the expected embarrassment no one in the s was better at lovable hayseeds than arthur hunnicutt his appeal here is put to consummate use as a mountain man doggedly faithful to a loyal hunting hound their fates are tied together as inseparably as any human bond good i see a subtle environmental message here all critters go to heaven because how can we condemn any poor devil that merely follows instinct in order to stay alive there is no deceit in the kingdom of animals and yet how cruelly we often treat them an oddly satisfying episode that confirms this important message ,1
not your ordinary movie but a good one billy bob is very funny in this movie the way he talks what he says etc i was kind of surprised when i saw it cause i just thought it was a normal comedy but it was more than that it had a very good story great characters and a good balance br br favorite part probably when billy bob is running around in his robe shooting at the rippers,1
this movie is beautiful in many ways the plot the depth of the characters the stunning photography and acting the kolossal like scenes of battles no computer graphics here just thousands of people someone said the story has something to do with the sheakespearian tragedies i find some connections with the greek tragedy tradition too br br the emperor extraordinarily acted struggles between power and love but he is forced for the greater good for the will of his ancestors to choose the power and the loneliness the hate of his subjects and kins as his destiny he like creon in antigone was a good guy before becoming emperor once gained power he has to be merciless and cruel with innocent children his mother his father etc to defend and expand the empire entrapped by power he becomes a monster overall the qin emperor is a majestic greek tragedy figure br br the assassin evolves towards a different direction from pure evil to heroism and morality even this character is forced towards his destiny by love and by his new ethics this character is really unforgettable too br br lady zhao a wonderful gong li is the uncorrupted morality nor by power or love or hate she is morality against power somehow like antigone her conspiracies for and against the emperor have always a moral rationale br br in conclusion a wonderful movie if you love cinema and you want to try chinese movies you can start here ,1
i know john singleton s a smart guy coz he made boyz n the hood so how did he write and direct this it s like the pilot of a bad going away to college for the first time teen soap a parade of boring stereotypes and cliches with some gratuitous violence thrown in to make it a commercial proposition i guess who would ve guessed the date rape victim would dump sausage for seafood the angry loner would be preyed upon by a group of neo nazis and would be roomed up with a black and a jew just for laughs even laurence fishburne s creepy reactionary history professor just irritated me and i love the guy it s like everyone involved with this movie just lost the plot except busta rhymes of course big ups ,0
raggedy ann andy is the first movie i ever saw in the theaters my dad took my sister and i and the funny thing is when we got home dad asked us what do you want to do now and we said we want to watch raggedy ann andy again lol and my dad actually took us back to the theatre to watch it again at least that s how i remember it i was five years old at the time br br this movie was pretty scary for a five year old the scene with the giant ocean of sweets and the hypnotic camel scene i don t remember a lot from this film naturally the beginning was magical and a few scenes i wish i could find it again and will likely seek it out now br br i remember i loved raggedy ann andy ,1
this movie does a great job of explaining the problems that we faced and the fears that we had before we put man into space as a history of space flight it is still used today in classrooms that can get one of the rare prints of it disney has shown it on vault disney and i wish they would do so again ,1
i was unlike most of the reviewers not born in the s i was born on may th despite this my life was very much in the style of the s when other kids had playstations i was playing zelda on my nes etc now this movie holds a special place in my heart already despite me being only years old at the time of writing this review i because of my s style early childhood watched many tv shows and saw many movies that other kids didn t see and this movie was one of those and one of the greatest too br br it starts off in the los angeles home of alvin seville simon seville theodore seville and david seville david the chipmunk s adoptive father is in a rush to get to the airport as he is going on a business trip around europe his taxi is almost there and the chipmunks help him pack while they are talking alvin expresses his will to come with dave and to see the world even though technically dave is only going to europe so to alvin apparently only america and europe qualify as the world david is leaving the chipmunks in the care of miss miller much to the displeasure of the boys soon dave is off to the airport and the chipmunks are left at home with miss miller later at a local café the chipmunks are playing a game of around the world in days against the chipettes brittany jeanette and eleanore after losing the game to brittany after having his hot air balloon eaten out of the sky by a crocodile alvin get s in an argument with brittany about who would really win a race around the world two diamond smugglers sitting at a nearby table klaus and claudia furschtien overhear their argument and needing a safe way of transporting their diamonds over the world decide to fool the children into delivering them for them they set up a race around the world where each team will have to deposit a doll in their own likeness secretely filled with diamonds at drop offs around the world and receive a doll in the opposing team s likeness secretely filled with the payment for the diamonds to varify that they were there the winning team would then receive a dollar reward they do this because they believe that jamal an interpol agent who has been hot on their heels for some times now would never suspect them because they are just kids however this seems to be redundant because on their travels the kids do not have to go through any security checks and are never even questioned about the dolls i suspect that neither would klaus or claudia if they had taken the diamonds there personally and so begins a great adventure this film is a classic and i see no reason why anyone would not like it it features great animation and top notch voice acting not to mention the kick ass music pardon my french p my favorite song is without a shred of doubt the girls and boys of rock and roll an amazing rock song that cannot be topped it s also my favorite moment in the film other notable songs include getting lucky kind of suggestive for a kid s film eh and my mother as well as wooly bully and off to see the world not to mention the main theme of the movie heard during the opening credits performed by the royal london philharmonic orchestra the scene with my mother still brings a tear to my eye in relation to the song getting lucky i first didn t think anything of it but when i grew older and learned about life it became clear that that song was a little bit suggestive that song along with the fact that the animators insist on the audience knowing the color of the chipettes panties this is especially apparent in the scene in egypt when the chipettes are being chased by the arabian prince s men when eleanor leans over the side of the hot air balloon basket and her skirt defies gravity completely while this does nothing to draw from the overall quality of the film it s one of those unexplained things like why nobody in the world seems to mind that there are feet tall chipmunks walking around and speaking in incredibly high pitched voices and treat them just like they would any human child anyway a bit after that scene the chipettes discover the diamonds in the dolls and decide to go find the chipmunks and get home the direction of janice karman perfects this movie as she and her husband ross bagdasarian jr know the characters better than anyone they even do the voices of the chipmunks and the chipettes ross doing the voices for alvin and simon as well as dave and janice doing the voices for all the chipettes and theodore speaking of male characters that are voiced by female voice actresses nancy cartwright the voice of bart simpson makes an appearance in this movie she plays the part of the arabian prince a very small but important role the ending is of course a happy one the crooks have been caught the loose ends tied and the film ends when the children dave and miss miller are driving into the sunset alvin complaining about not having gotten his dollar reward for winning the race which annoys dave until he finally yells alvin and the screen fades to black br br classic ending by the way i hope you found my review of this movie useful and if you haven t seen this flick give it a watch it s worth the money this nostalgic classic from the s gets a solid out of br br headin for the top don t you know we never stop believing now ,1
soderbergh is a fabulous director but nothing he could conjure could beat the amazing cast he gathered for this zenith of sequels clearly he knew this from the get go the term star vehicle has traditionally been used to refer to a movie that builds itself around one star what this film does is net a whole herd of hollywood hot shots and make them shine even brighter than before the last scene says it all all the stars sitting around with nothing happening and nothing being said we just get to see them socialize as though it were a scene from a reality show where george clooney catherine zeta jones matt damon brad pitt and don cheadle are just hanging out being themselves so the story s not important at all at least that s not where the films greatest pleasures come from if you want a clever heist movie better stick with but if star gazing turns you on this will make your day ,1
i was really disappointed in this movie those that voted this thing a have a screw lose the acting was ok kinda wooden and cardboard the ending was sorry i just didn t care for this at all br br no way could i recommend this mess ,0
i thought it was not the best re cap episode i ve every seen though my viewing partner handed me a tissue in anticipation of the brendan fraser moment sigh it was nice to see cox outside of the incessantly brittle coxism state he is in these days if only for brief moments i also enjoyed trying to place the episodes included by the length of the character s hair or height in case of jd and the youthfulness of the earliest episodes i can also see how zach might be well on the way to a very chevy chase or is that matthew perry prat fall induced chemical slide already acknowledged on conan a little side note the song now stuck in my head from the janitor induced dance montage was diner by martin sexton ,0
i have always liked this comedy as one of the few ever seriously trying to deal with the u s government s yearly demand for taxes ever read a tax code it is quite a trial to follow it s multiple clauses that our congressmen and senators push in to help their financial backers and various interest groups despite claims that it is fair the tax code has always laid the lion share of the burden on the middle and working classes rather than the rich and influential most of the various special clauses are meant for their use go through the average or a form and look at the variety of different investment and business ventures all of which have a different set of rules most people will never have any use for these br br the story here is that a wealthy landowner philip ober uses his influence to tip off the irs that his neighbors paul douglas and una merkle have not payed taxes in years the baltimore office of the irs is under fred clarke and he is snapping to attention for ober with his influence he sends tony randall to check out the situation br br randall finds that douglas merkle and their three girls and two boys are pretty decent people who rarely have need for cash they get along on their farm produce and barter with their neighbors but randall trained in the clear to the irs lines of the tax code tries to pin down the family to fundamentals but gradually douglas notes that reynolds is fond of randall and he keeps sidetracking randall from his chore eventually getting him drunk he also makes it difficult for randall to leave by having the motor of his car removed for repairs by his two sons br br the plot follows the growing attraction and frictions between urban vaguely ambitious randall and countryside life loving reynolds they make a cute couple actually eventually after ober complains randall is sent back in disgrace and clarke a tougher cookie gets down to brass tacks and comes up with a very large tax bill that will possibly ruin douglas s family br br the film does not end there it does end happily but it does remind us that the power to tax is the power to destroy and that the government does all too frequently go in for destruction a chance in a million reversal saves the family but it is so rare that we know it is just a dramatic trick more realistic is how clarke s boss charles lane cuts to the essence regarding ober s help by suggesting that next year his taxes will be looked at more carefully after that ober is rather green ,1
i ll keep this short as i know i don t need to say much br br alive is a strange little film that obviously appeals to some but i found it to be shockingly bland from almost the very beginning the film did very little to make any of the characters likable and the story at times became so convoluted that i completely lost interest as i said i know others enjoyed it but i found kitamura s alive to be anything but a lame extremely boring drama disguised as a thought provoking action sci fi flick i felt like i was suckered into watching this film based by its intriguing premise and uber exciting cover art br br my suggestion pass it up for kitamura s far more enjoyable freshman effort versus or his riot godzilla final wars br br and don t get me wrong i m always up for a good thinking man s film but this certainly wasn t it there was nary a moment that i actually cared about a single event taking place in this overly preachy dialogue heavy movie br br if you wanna talk about something talk about boring ,0
bullets may not have bounced off his chest but the lone ranger was every bit the symbolic icon to me as my other boyhood hero superman he represented truth justice and the american way in a classic tv western setting living by the principle that he would never use his gun to kill while scouring the american southwest with his faithful indian companion tonto to bring every single outlaw to justice the advent of tv provided the perfect opportunity for a post war generation to find it s ideal in an enigmatic masked man who stood for law and order while providing unparalleled entertainment for five seasons spanning almost eight years br br today i had the opportunity to view for the first time the complete three part origin episodes start to finish without the standard opening and closing sequences to interrupt the continuity of the story for fans of the ranger this is the grand daddy of all western sagas telling as it does how texas ranger john reid survived the ambush by the butch cavendish gang and how he was nursed back to health by an indian friend from his childhood tonto jay silverheels declares his companion a trusty scout and names him kemo sabe i ve read various interpretations of the origin of the term kemo sabe but i m satisfied with tonto s explanation reading too much into it just detracts from the story just like the english translation of tonto from spanish which i won t reveal because it s just better not to know if you can help it br br i thought it quite clever how the origin story created the mystique of the lone ranger like the sixth grave that created the illusion that all the rangers died in the box canyon ambush you never see the face of the man who becomes the lone ranger as it s always turned away or obscured to hide his real identity even the origin of silver is handled brilliantly the voice of the story s narrator describing the wild stallion s sterling qualities would that relate say to sterling silver i got the biggest kick out of that br br of course with the passage of time watching the lone ranger episodes today offers a view of how unsophisticated the show was beyond the origin story some of them are almost embarrassingly goofy particularly when it comes to a lone ranger showdown when he shoots into the middle of a crowd of bad guys to knock a gun out of it s owner s hand and how about that little wave he gives to tonto whenever they re about to ambush the bad guys it s always the same gesture but tonto always knows what it means in different circumstances then you have the episodes where clayton moore takes off the ranger mask to don a different disguise to impersonate another character in service to the story he even went under cover once as an actor portraying president abraham lincoln to uncover a villain top hat and all br br few fans that i come across ever know that actor john hart replaced clayton moore for the season in a contract dispute that moore had with the show s producers if you ever saw that happy days episode where fonzie idolizes his boyhood hero you ll notice it was john hart listed in the credits it s difficult actually to tell if you re watching a hart episode or not the key is to listen to the voice moore s is so distinctive that it s a dead giveaway br br if you ever get the chance to sample some of the final season color episodes you re in for a treat the renditions i ve seen on vhs are absolutely gorgeous although i don t know if commercial prints are available most of the black and white episodes around have been re packaged by any number of distributors in different configurations so getting your hands on those should be no problem the must see of course is the three part origin and if you don t watch anything else this gives you all the flavor and excitement you need to capture the imagination of one of the west s most famous heroes hi yo silver awaaaay ,1
this film was the first british teen movie to actually address the reality of the violent rock and roll society rather than being a lucid parody of s teenage life in an attempt to celebrate the work of liverpool s junior liaison officers the opening title points out that of potential delinquents who have been dealt with under this scheme have not committed a second crime however this becomes merely a pretext to the following teen drama until the film s epilogue where we are instructed that we shouldn t feel responsible or sorry for such delinquents however mixed up they might seem br br stanley baker plays a tough detective who reluctantly takes on the post of juvenile liaison officer this hard boiled character is a role typical of baker having been currently on the trail of a notorious arsonist known as the firefly and does not relish the distraction of the transfer however as in all good police dramas he is led back full circle by a remarkable turn of events back to his original investigation br br his first case leads him to the home of two young children mary and patrick murphy played by real life brother and sister duo who have committed a petty theft here he meets cathie satisfyingly portrayed by anne heywood their older sister whom he eventually becomes romantically involved with it quickly becomes obvious that the squalid environment of such inner city estates is a breeding ground for juvenile delinquency br br the elder brother of the murphy family johnny is the leader of a gang of rock and roll hoodlums mccallum does an eye catching turn as the americanized mixed up kid who owes more to the likes of marlon brando than any previous british star one is reminded of brando s character johnny from the wild one who led a leather clad gang of rebellious bikers in much the same way as this film s johnny leads his gang br br thankfully the preachiness of earlier dearden crime dramas such as the blue lamp is not so apparent instead we are presented with several well drawn out characters on both sides of the law as the drama of the delinquents and the romantic interest between heywood and baker takes the forefront br br the plot whilst at times predictable does deliver some memorable scenes the disruptive influence that rock and roll music was thought to have had is played out in a scene where johnny abandons himself to the music leading a menacing advance on the police sergeant the most grippingly memorable piece of film however is the climatic classroom scene where a bunch of terrified school children including mary and patrick are held hostage at gunpoint by johnny obviously in the light of the real life dumblaine massacre this scene seems all the horrifying understandably because of this the film is seldom aired or available to modern audiences ,1
another silent love triangle film from hitchcock not a mystery but very english very well paced and photographed smooth boxer bob corby ian hunter recruits circus boxer one round jack sander carl brisson to be his sparring partner partly to keep the pretty but fickle mabel lilian hall davis nearby there are lots of character actors and grotesques—at jack and mabel s wedding the verger standing in the aisle of the church registers shock at the sight of the very tall and the very short men the fat lady the conjoined twins who of course argue about which side of the aisle to sit and the wedding feast is amusing the rest of the movie has jack losing mabel and boxing his way back to her heart or something like that it was another era altogether with the audience in evening dress and the boxers dressing up too when out of the ring the camera angles the pace the use of symbols the cutting—all very stylish and masterful the camera work and editing of the last boxing match is very gripping brisson s good looks are well used in this one his smiling is not so oblivious of what s going on around him as he is in hitchcock s the manxman and so is not annoying but can boxers have such dimples ,1
i love the first and third beastmasters but this one was an abomination it was almost as horrible as the never ending story for the same reasons they took a fascinating fantasy world of barbarian tribes farming villages witches supernatural creatures and a cult of religious fanatics using a pyramid and thought it would be funny to mix in our materialistic pop culture world of rock roll sushi i think thats what it was and flashy sports cars these two worlds do not belong together i do not want to see a bunch of ancient barbarian looking people dancing to some rock song on the car radio i have a sense of humor but this is just stupid this is what hollywood does to good fantasy movies when they run out of ideas don t give up though the eye of braxus is much much better that one i gave a this one portal of time i give a believe me i don t always give such extremely high or low ratings i just tend to comment only such movies ,0
well this latest version of mansfield park seemed to try and take the edginess of the theatrical version outright copied some of the ideas from it in fact but tone things down a bit to bring it more in line with the original story unfortunately the result is a rather lackluster and schizophrenic production and as with all the other versions of mansfield park out there the character of fanny price is no where to be found instead there is a strangely child like bleached blond woman running around who never really fully develops as a character at least in the movie the character they call fanny price is firmly established as rebellious tomboy who is too clever for her own good this fanny price is a complete enigma someday i would really like to see a dramatization of mansfield park that actually includes a depiction of the character of fanny as she was written by jane austen a sweet kind compassionate girl with a timid personality and frail constitution she is reserved in manner and painfully honest but also strong in her convictions unfailingly loyal extremely intelligent and remarkably astute a bit of a late bloomer it is not until her eighteenth year that she finally begins to make the transition from awkward adolescent to self possessed young woman and she wants nothing more in life than to be of some real use to those she loves most it s a wonderfully complex character that i look forward to one day seeing faithfully portrayed ,0
disney might just be on to something here first they had remember the titans with denzel a story based on truth involving sports and a small town in middle america now with quaid and the rookie yet another sports story based on truth br br both movies move you to tears at times and both make you smile and feel all warm after seeing them my wife and i took in the rookie and we expected it to be a great feel good type movie we were not let down when asked if we d be buying this on dvd when it comes out it was a no brainer most definately ,1
this show demonstrates the depths to which uk tv pre watershed drama has sunk with these dull scripts mediocre acting poor plots awful dialog one is forced to watch a dvd of any old er episode to see excellent hospital drama br br none of the actors employed on this show seem to be able to actually act br br if you want low quality but easy to absorb soap opera style tv this is the show for you personally i like something with more meat on the bone sadly as with all other uk licence payers i m funding this dross ,0
the main attraction of anywhere but here is the superb performance of natalie portman she gave her rather thankless character a lot of much appreciated emotional depth susan sarandon a fine actress is suitably sincere as the mother figure i thought the chemistry between the two stars was believable a chemistry that could have been developed more with a more involving script i am not saying the script was bad in any way i am just saying it seemed underdeveloped at times i don t think it was the script writer s fault the film did suffer from being overlong and became sometimes unfocused in the longer scenes the film does look beautiful with some good direction and excellent performances all in all watchable certainly but maybe more for an older audience bethany cox ,1
in the recent movement to bring asian films over to america this is the last movie that should be released here being a big fan of asian movies from all genres i was browsing the net and came across this soong to be re released into the us market so i decided to check it out ahead of time and rent this at a local video store br br trust me the action scenes are incredibly disappointing crouching tiger and iron monkey completely blew this movie out of the water jet li would fall asleep watching the fighting sequences if you re looking for martial arts entertainment your time would be better off with a jackie chan flick br br moreover you think you re going to watch a martial arts with about a girl engulfed in vengence for her parents death but surprise a good hour of this movie in the middle has is filled with dialogue an absense of action the lack of devloping a tangent plot pretty much nothing to do with the premise we are exposed to it has more to do with the relationship between her and the boy and the boy with his conspiracy group in which the producer director dedicated no time in elbaorating and yet dedicated a portion of the film dragging the issue would of been much better off if they had just cut that whole hour and developed the story in itself through another film and focus on the martial arts aspect br br speaking of which i really don t believe the choreographer of iron monkey did the action sequence in princess blade i was completely insulted in the frequent usage of slow motion and quick camera changes to portray the assassins physical swiftness i just didn t buy it br br please i m warning you to please do not waste your time money with this movie the premise is intrigueing and the trailer might even tempt you but i am positive that this movie is not suited for the public maybe in japan but not in the states and will be the worst film brought over to the states from the asian film industry ,0
this movie tries to say something profound i m just not sure what it was too much is left unresolved in the end for me to figure out the main point a couple scenes really have me wondering what was left on the cutting room floor i don t think the wall was very well developed i never got what was actually going on there when the mother finally unveils it i just couldn t make any connection to the boy s silence what was the point of the boy not talking was he just delusional or did he acquire some sort of power what was the scene with the burnt girl all about another power the boy has or what i don t understand how that developed any character or moved the plot i got the bully bit but what happened to the dog did the dog come back or did mom get rid of fido for good somehow br br there were several additional plot elements that were more clutter than use like the radio talk show in the background discussing the iraq war i think that was supposed to create some sort of comparison to the grief and insecurity the mother and addison were experiencing but for me it was distracting and strained i didn t buy the link very much i also found the teacher getting on addison about not saying here for roll call a bit much the mom seeing the doctor was pointless how did it serve the plot was that to show how desperate the mother was getting or was it something about the medicine that i didn t get was that the dad coming back in the last scene or just some guy so did writing on the wall work what happened to the dog ,0
to identify this movie as a vampire movie would be technically correct simply because it will suck the life right out of you br br vampire effect is an insult to movie buffs everywhere the plot is almost non existent the make up is just plain awful and the acting is just not there br br i have to wonder if jackie chan owed someone a huge favor to be convinced to appear in this film br br my wife picked up the movie at the rental store because it had a picture of jackie chan on the front as though he was playing the lead and thought that a good jc flick would be fun to watch this movie was interesting to watch in the same way that you can t help staring at the car wreck when you drive by you realize very quickly the movie isn t going to get any better but you keep watching wonder just how bad it will get ,0
the film is partly a thriller and partly a public service announcement when seeing the events through the perspectives of politicians terrorists and of course victims in this smart drama lessons are given about contamination and surviving chaos while meantime the backstage look at the way crisis is managed prompts viewers to distrust guardians and to be scared by assailants the film originally aired on bbc gets to arouse effectively doubts on official prepareparedness performances are proper understated though never terrific the flick is just a beginning a provocative start leading to a larger discussion but it gets to work in my opinion giving the right thrills and causing the audience to reason and to ask itself questions ,1
i am oh soooo glad i have not spent money to go to the cinema on it it is nothing more than compilation of elements of few other classic titles like the thing final fantasy the abyss etc framed in rather dull and meaningless scenario i really can not figure out what was the purpose of creating this movie it has absolutely nothing new to offer in its storyline which additionally is also senseless moreover there is nothing to watch the fx es look like there were taken from a second hand store you generally saw all of them in other movies but it is definitely a good lullaby ,0
tromeo juliet th anniversary edition br br william shakespeare s play romeo juliet has been interpreted hundreds of times on stage and in films sometimes literally following the original text which is at times vague in stage directions sometimes in new interpretations where directors chose to show their own view on the piece some are good many are mediocre lloyd kaufman s film certainly stands out as one of the most original modern versions of the bard s creation it may be placed in a modern day decaying new york and full of the modern day anti social behavior body piercing dismemberment and kinky sex which for the more than casual reader shakespeare himself wasn t shying away from but at the same time it stays incredibly close to the overall feel and point of what the play is all about which is quite an effort kaufman wrote the script with his co director on the film james gunn who is now famous for writing two successful scooby doo movies doing the impossible by making a perfect remake of an already perfect film with his script for dawn of the dead and directing one of the best horror films of the year slither lloyd kaufmans innovative directorial view alongside with james gunns original and unrestricted writing make for an interpretation of shakespeare s play that maybe not everyone will get immediately but will certainly be recognized by a truly unique and highly important view on a classic play with a script that is written entirely in iambic meter appearances of motorhead s lemmy and an outrageous forceful soundtrack watching tromeo juliet is something no one will ever forget apart from it s historical significance tromeo juliet is a treasure for film lovers of all kind not only for the script by james gunn now a good influence on hollywood while working from the inside but also because it features an early part of legendary actress debbie rochon well known by everyone familiar with films that are made on lower budgets the th anniversary edition on dvd adds to all that by including so many as yet undiscovered gems that not only all the information one could wish for about the film itself and the experience of making it is presented in ways that make it impossible to turn off the dvd but also a very honest and disturbing look is given into the ways independent cinema has to surviver these days in many ways the extra s on the disc are an invaluable addition to the already impressive amount given on kaufman s film school make your own damn movie furtermore historical items from the troma vaults which include james gunn debbie rochon and all other contributors to this masterpiece are included and the film itself is apart from looking better then ever accompanied by no less than four audio commentaries each and everyone informative excruciatingly funny and all done for serious addition to the film instead of the boring and nonsensical commentaries that are so common these days there are new commentaries one with kaufman and gunn together but also the one james gunn did for the original release of the dvd but couldn t be included there for some of honesty he displays about some other people is present on this disc with fan recreations of a few of the scenes from the film a video diary of lloyd kaufman s visit to the set of james gunn s slither and a visit the two brought together to eli roth s hostel birthday party and much more this is the ultimate set everyone must own weather you are a film historian someone interested in interpretations of the great bard s work a fan of great cinema a fighter for independent cinema a fan of james gunn interested in learning more on making films on a low budget a fan of lloyd kaufman or whatever this is the most important dvd release of this millennium ,1
it s not often that a tv series grabs me right off the bat a recent chance download of the pilot for surface had me glued to my seat for the entirety of the episode after which i immediately set out on a fevered search to learn everything i could about this wonderful series to my chagrin i found out it had been canceled after a mere episodes despite its strong ratings and extremely favorable reviews such a shame br br since then i ve acquired the remaining episodes and found the first or to be among the best television i ve ever watched just fantastic from start to finish and as another reviewer commented i loved how they ended every episode with a huge finish i imagine watching it each week i would ve been screaming with tension and just captivated desperately waiting for the next episode to be released growing up i always heard that was how early serial movies used to do it ending with a huge cliffhanger to get the crowds back into the theater for the next episode br br well it seems for some reason or another the suits decided to kill this off and apparently the people behind the show must ve seen the writing on the wall because after episode things definitely take a turn for the worse i wouldn t say the episodes actually become boring but a lot of the plot elements become a bit more clichéd and i ve got to say the final episode really left me feeling cheated i just wish the show s creators were given a fair chance the only other show that left me feeling like that was the first season of stargate sg which just resonated tremendously feeling very true soulful and made from the heart surface was a great series and maybe one day some well heeled tv lover will see all the outpouring of emotion about the show s cancellation and bring back this show one can hope at least ,1
this film was great i love the way it mixes dark humor with drama there are times when you think there is no possible way you could laugh at the situation presented and yet you experience a surprising giggle it is wonderfully acted with great performances by sigourney weaver jeff daniels and emile hirsch it is well written with a stylish surprising ending i m not one to say that everyone will like it as much as i did but give it a chance and rent it the dvd has great special features including full length commentaries by director dan harris and emile hirsch and one by sigourney weaver that give you interesting information about the film i hope my comment is helpful and that you enjoy the movie ,1
the acting is good thats the positives out of the way sosn is shallow and superficial almost all the characters are middle class and english the gay men are depicted as fickle sexual predators aiming to use children in their empty lives this film could only appeal to people who know hampstead heath and would get minor satisfaction from pointing out any landmarks there is no time to engage with the characters and has a result you really don t care about them catherine tate at the height of her comedic fame stars as a woman seeking a divorce from her husband and on screen for about the same time as her nana sketches failed to convince however if she had said what a f liberty i would have agreed br br i d rather take a walk in the park unintelligent rubbish ,0
watching cliffhanger makes me nostalgic for the early s a time when virtually every new action movie could be described as die hard in a on a cliffhanger is die hard on a mountain and pretty good for what it is br br but unlike passenger and under siege which are decent die hard clones on their own terms cliffhanger dispenses with the enclosed feeling of many action movies and embraces breathtaking landscapes that in their immensity threaten to overwhelm and trivialize the conflicts of the people fighting and dying among the peaks br br years before other movies like a simple plan and fargo dramatized crime and murder on snowbound locations cliffhanger director renny harlin recognized the visual impact of juxtaposing brutal violence and grim struggles to survive against cold and indifferent natural surroundings br br the opening sequence has already received substantial praise all of which it deserves its intensity allows us to forget the artifice of the camera and the actors and simply believe that what we are seeing is actually happening not even harlin s shot of the falling stuffed animal which is powerfully effective but still threatens to become too much of a joke and which he repeated in deep blue sea or the ridiculous expression on ralph waite s face can dim the sequence s power br br the next impressive set piece is the gunfight and heist aboard the jet as written by stallone and michael france and directed by harlin the audience is plunged into the action by not initially knowing which agents are involved in the theft and which are not the bloody double crosses are completely unexpected as roger ebert has observed the stuntman who made the mid air transfer between the planes deserves some special recognition br br later during the avalanche sequence one of the terrorists thieves appears to be actually falling as the wall of snow carries him down the mountain so far as i know no one was killed in the making of this movie a small miracle considering the extreme nature of some of the stunts so obviously a dummy was used for the shot but the shot itself remains impressive because we re left wondering how harlin or more likely one of the second unit directors knew exactly where to place the camera br br i ll take sly stallone as my action hero any day of the week because he s one of the few movie stars i ve ever seen who s completely convincing as someone who can withstand a lot of physical and emotional pain and at the same time actually feels that pain the role of gabe walker really complements stallone s acting strengths he plays an older more vulnerable kind of action hero giving an impressively low key performance as a mountain rescuer who must redeem himself br br in contrast to many of today s post matrix comic book inspired action heroes stallone s walker is an ordinary man who becomes a hero without any paranormal or computer enhanced abilities in cliffhanger the hero almost freezes to death and his clothes start to show big tears as he barely escapes one dangerous situation after another he winces when he s hit and bleeds when he s cut particularly in the cavern sequence when he takes a rocky style pummeling from one of the mad dog villains br br it should be noted that the utterly despicable villains really contribute to the movie s effectiveness when i first saw this movie as a teenager i was rooting for the good guys every step of the way and anticipating when another bad guy would bite the dust or rather the ice at one point i actually cheered as one of the most cold blooded characters in the movie deservedly suffered a violent demise br br lithgow s british accent is as unconvincing as the movie s occasional model plane or model helicopter but he s fundamentally a good actor and one of the few who can perfectly recite silly dialogue in one scene looking at his hostages stallone and rooker trying to decide which tasks to give them he actually says you stay you fetch even a better actor such as anthony hopkins might have had trouble with that line br br even if cliffhanger occasionally tosses credibility aside it does so only for the sake of a more entertaining show br br early in the movie for example lithgow openly says to one of his men retire stallone when he comes down no real criminal mastermind would have made this mistake even unconsciously his carelessness allows rooker to shout a warning up to sly on the rock face and this precipitates a gripping tug of war between stallone and the bad guys trying to pull him down by the rope tied to his leg br br lithgow could have given his order by a more subtle means but the sequence might not have been as much fun to watch if it hadn t given rooker an opportunity to openly defy the arrogance of his captor br br done very much in the style of a saturday matinee serial or at times a western cliffhanger is built on such a solid foundation that it survives some weak elements that would have undermined a lesser film br br besides the painfully obvious aircraft models mentioned before the weak moments include a couple of scenes shot on cheap indoor sets with really fake snow as well as two other scenes involving bats and wolves that seem unnecessary in an already action packed narrative finally harlin s decision to film some of the death scenes in slow motion seems pointless since the technique contributes nothing to the scenes br br it s a shame that stallone is now too old for action movies because his character in this movie seems so credible that inevitably i wonder what he would be like years later but perhaps it s best that cliffhanger stands on its own for all time without a sequel there are enough tired and obsolete movie franchises already there was an unofficial sequel that called itself vertical limit compared to that clinker cliffhanger belongs on the imdb s top list br br rating very good especially considering most of stallone s other movies ,1
i started to watch this movie with high expectations however after one hour i gave up on this movie as it only instilled lots of unanswered questions upon me this already started in the opening sequence and only got worse br br why would they bury the hollander under a statue why is there an italian comediant present why did the farmers wife save the hollander why did he upon being saved not run for his life instead of starting to make love to the farmers wife why did the farmers wife not save the hollander at a time when the farmer wouldn t be around why did these presumably illiterate farmers understand italian why did the italian comediant know about the hollanders gold why did he hide it in the cesspool in the midst of the evil farmers property these and many more questions popped up and none of them seemed to get answered in an acceptable way so i guess i am totally missing the point of this movie and i am not connecting to the story in any way ,0
maybe it s just that it was made in or maybe whoever managed to get this up to a has a soft spot for kids with aids but really people the maniacal laughter mayhem during the withdrawal scene did you not see that coming i m surprised there was no baby crawling across the ceiling and sickboy addressing the camera the acting was fine sure but to me this is just one example of a movie from a time when situations and subject matter could pass for cinematic language things happen but that s it there s no glue or motive that can be detected on screen allowing the subject matter to use pre existing emotional connections to furthur the plot without the script doing it like it s supposed to ,0
great movie the sound track is awesome very relaxing sound elton was ahead of his own time even back in lewis gilbert did a magnificent job producing and directing this film the movie was romantic and a breath of fresh air the sound tracks written by sir elton complimented the movie to a t rex morris does a great job with the tenor sax on the song honey roll and poem i meant to do my work today by richard le gallienne was incredible kudos to everyone involved with this fantastic film it was no surprise that a lot of the people involved with this movie went on to become the best in their field ,1
this is the latest ghibli movie and it is also a major departure from the studio s established style first of all this film was obviously aimed at young children much more so than any of their previous films it lacks the depth of the other films and features a brand new far less realistic style of animation and yet it is ever so entertaining even though there is nothing put in to attract adults i still found myself drawn to the screen and fully immersed in the story the movie s secret is brutal honesty with regard to the plot and the characters the story and the characters are very upfront with their feelings intentions etc but that makes them all the more endearing special attention was also paid to the soundtrack which is absolutely amazing despite being way different from previous ghibli soundtracks i find myself singing the cute theme song all the time as will anyone who sees this movie ,1
i think the film makes a subtile reference to rouge of kieslowski as the whole atmosphere gives me a feeling of red it seems to be that a lot of the backgrounds contain red think of the tea room f e i also think this is one of the greatest movies of the last years ,1
this is a funny intelligent and in a sense realistic comedy about a year old trying to live her first love while on vacation and also about the complex sometimes amusing sometimes touching relation between a divorced father and her growing daughter and about how far a women not only nicole the teen ager can go to get the man she loves i laughed a lot with this lively scenario that never drags ,1
although the flock has some pretty good acting by veteran richard gere and some okay shots that might harken some back to the silence of the lambs days the movie stretches credibility to the breaking point and destroys itself against a plot that really leads nowhere br br the film is about erroll babbage gere who works for the department of safety and is preparing to retire his office thrusts upon him his replacement allison lowry claire danes stardust who quickly discovers that babbage is obsessed with his job and that job ain t very fun he monitors hundreds of sexual offenders who are on parole in his jurisdiction allison goes with erroll on many calls to check up on his flock of offenders and learns that he is in desperate need of retirement but erroll is good at his job even if his methods aren t he taunts sexual predators and even has physical conflicts with them erroll justifies his actions by bringing up these deviants pasts it is this good justification that challenges the audience on some level letting us see how brutal erroll is and yet how out of touch he s become by being too close to his job br br when a teenage girl goes missing in erroll s area he immediate leaps to the conclusion that she was abducted by one of his flock but how could he know is erroll that good at his job allison challenges him and erroll pushes back their battles become as fierce as erroll s need to find this missing girl br br although the set up for the story was okay it didn t have any umpf i will give credit to richard gere however who plays the erroll character very well battling retirement worried about everyone who s near his flock disgusted with those he s responsible for overseeing disgusted with himself for having to do some of things he does quite a change in character portrayal for gere but beyond him there s not much else some of the sets are okay dark and dangerous but there are so many other problems as to be laughable br br i ll be the first to admit that suspending disbelief is a requirement whenever watching films but that suspension has limits the biggest push against those limits is the destruction of extremely vital crime scenes someone as meticulous as erroll would know that moving a body would be a huge no no or trampling through a crime scene or moving evidence it went beyond and hurt the film to no end br br the other damaging part of this film is that we never get into clair danes character allison she s almost dropped by the wayside at the end of the film and we re never privy to what her intension might be will she stay or leave will she end up like erroll if she does stay this isn t a horrible film as it does touch on some uncomfortable moral ground but the story as a whole needed to be tightened up ,0
a single mom her son and daughter and their hippie chick friend are camping in the woods a muscle bound machete wielding maniac in a yellow ski mask appears he starts terrorizing and sexually violating the family before murdering them with a machete wet wilderness is loaded with ugly hardcore sex forced incest and blatant racism it s as politically incorrect as xxx roughies get the score is stolen from seminal hitchcock s horror classic psycho and also jaws the acting is hilariously awful the editing is bad and there are some huge lapses in logic the repetitive nature of the sex scenes grinds the movie after while so the brief running time is a blessing the scenes of violence are quite nasty for example the hippie girl is stabbed with the machete in her groin and one can see blood on her crotch out of and that s being generous ,0
 quit while your ahead is a phrase they never learn typical hollywood sequel scenario if the first film was only shocking the second wasn t expect the third to be the worst thing to hit the screen this year even worse are the prequels events of which were already explained in detail if you haven t seen to first two films you will not like this one it s like starting to watch lord of the rings or star wars with the last trilogy movie so stand alone this film is not br br remember in the first movie about lucians revenge remember the second about the long lost savage brother well if you saw those two min moments and paste them together you would get a min prequel but the creators ether thought these min were vital historical events or just wanted to give a job to some actors cast and crew and maybe make some money in the process i have a loot of money i make movies for a living and i m bored what will i do i know i ll make a movie so anyway you get this min prequel and you stretch it for min – that s this movie and you know what will happen to the main immortal characters so there is little suspense by the way all the drama of the movie is in those min the only thing that made my eyebrow rise was mom killing in the begging of the movie sick the rest was braveheart remix if you want a comedy see braveheart first then this movie br br now i m going to rant a bit – the movie put me in the mood who invented the concept of vampire vs werewolf in the first place it s older than i am and got old just as fast and why do vampires look like goth girls in heat while werewolves look like psycho bears hiding bad films behind cleavage fails isn t it about time we got some sane slimmer werewolves with an upright posture how can their unchangeable werewolves even breed if they rip everybody into shreds and why with all their powers the vampires didn t rule the world blaa blaa blaa what a waste ,0
standard disease outbreak in remote area expert who happens to be vacationing in the area takes charge movie there are only a few deviations from the norm one is that the kids involved are pretty reasonable from the outset usually they are monsters who repeatedly gum up the works until they redeem themselves in the end another is that the local medicine man witch doctor who is normally an impediment early on is never completely discounted or redeemed in the end perhaps since this seems to have been made for the faith oriented pax channel they didn t want to seem too judgmental about the faithful finally there were no evil local politicians leisure industry bigwigs trying to cover the whole thing up the lack of these stereotypes was refreshing if we have the pax channel to thank for that i may have to sample a few more of their offerings aside from that however this was pretty standard stuff you ve seen it all before ,0
i consider myself a bit of a connoisseur of boxing movies and as such there is only one thing that prevents me from calling gentleman jim the best boxing movie ever made that is the robert wise paul newman flick somebody up there likes me that movie might be number but gentleman jim is a close number br br the movie doesn t just chronicle the rise of james j corbett it also shows the sport of boxing at a crucial time of transition in the late s boxing was moving away from the brutal days of bare knuckle rules to the more gentlemanly days of the gloved marquis of queensbury rules and the sport was moving away from the days when it was an illegal spectacle and towards a time of acceptance and respectability br br gentleman jim is not a realistic look at those days it is romanticized and yes even a bit hokey at times but always delightfully so errol flynn is perfect as the gentleman jim who really isn t a gentleman at all but merely a fast talker from a working class family alexis smith is quite ravishing as the upper class woman with whom he has a love hate relationship and we all know it is of course love that will win that match in the end br br at the end of gentleman jim the great john l sullivan whose famous line was not i can lick any man in the world of course romanticism again hands over his belt to corbett this is truly one of the best scenes in any sports move ever made realistic no but wonderful hey if you want realism watch raging bull instead that is a much more realistic boxing movie but gentleman jim is a lot more fun ,1
in theodore rex poor whoopi goldberg is set up as a tough police cop who gets to work with a pathetic dinosaur on a case the movie tries to be funny and tries to make a story about abductions and more but it never works the movie is far from funny and the story is ridiculous i voted ,0
i live up here in croc territory and remember well the true events that inspired this movie our guts fall out each time we hear of a croc attack black water is quite simply the best croc movie i have ever seen while i loved rogue last year for all its effects and splashy scenes it was the local scenes that captured our audience we laughed in rogue more than anything black water however really resonated with the eeriness and fear that you can experience when you are alone in the mangroves you guys call them swamps or bayous but they re mangroves every tourist should see this film before heading to the northern territory the ending was a bit of a letdown after the rest of the film but i ll be adding this one to my dvd collection when it becomes available ,1
 if i sit down i will never stand up again that s what the mother the one of the title says to his son when he tells her to get some rest she s just widowed he means that resting is what a woman of his age and in her situation has to do to rest in peace to neglect herself but she s not in the mood for resting not yet she also has a daughter who reproaches her for each and every disasters in her life suddenly the revelation comes sex and passion in the figure of a muscular carpenter years younger than her daniel craig the brand new james bond when she thought nobody would ever touch her again it is a story that makes you reflect on many things specially on what s a something woman is supposed to do with her life when his husband dies it doesn t look that we ve advanced that such in those aspects i mean nobody s surprised when sean connery has a love affair in a movie with catherine zeta jones but what would you think if it was otherwise an old woman a young guy nah you ain t ready for that are you br br the movie has intimist tones all along its length except for or sequences in which that tones breaks and out comes some explicit and foul mouthed dialogs those vulgar touches and the way the son and the daughter find out their mother s love affair pretty absurd you ll know what i mean when you watch it are the only discordant elements in the mother br br my rate ,1
i had the dubious opportunity to view this movie on tv it s the perfect example of how to take a terrible script and turn it into one of the worst films ever made not only is the acting bad and the effects terrible the movie has more logical holes than ten pounds of imported swiss cheese br br i would highly recommend this film as an example of how not to make a movie and what director not to use in one of yours br br i turned off the tv during the last ten hideous minutes of the show calling it pathetic is a gross understatement ,0
the major fault in this film is that it is impossible to believe any of these people would ever be cast in a professional production of macbeth hearing david lansbury s soft voice struggling laboriously with the famous tomorrow tomorrow and tomorrow speech made it impossible to believe anyone would ever consider him for the role i kept believing therefore that he didn t get the part because he was a lousy actor not because a bigger name was available then when we see portions of the play in rehearsal it is difficult to believe the director is not parodying things with a hopelessly miscast misdirected travesty of actors who are unable to articulate or even understand the verse and directors who see the play through their own screwball interpretations sometimes directors are so anxious to have their films done and writers think they have the ability to direct their own works that they settle for less this appears to be such an example ,0
i love this movie out of hands down it is that damn good i am not much of a fan of movies but i gotta tell you this one opened my eyes astounding color and fast energy i was fortunate to catch this at a screening during the zoinks film festival in boston and the story really enveloped me from the start it had a lot of adult themes and character and when it ended i wanted more i hope they make a sequel that would be fun my only problem with it is the performance of melissa connor as anya ugh she sucks i ve seen a block of wood pull out a better performance i don t what the director was thinking when he cast her but if you ignore her you can t help but give this movie a big ten ,1
michael myers the deranged not so young anymore psycho who seems to get beefier with every appearance is resurrected by his druid brothers to wreck more menace upon his family members and any one else who gets in the way gaps in logic seem to be ignored in favor of a healthy body count michael who originally preferred strangulations and kitchen knives learns to swing an axe and use whatever means necessary to off his victims and the result is an awful patchwork dollar store film virtually unhelped by a few genuinely creepy sequences donald pleasance who died shortly after production seems to have been injected into this story simply so somebody could be billed as the star you won t want to cover your eyes during this one but you will shake your head at the downward slide of john carpenter s classic creation ,0
when it was released in the beginning of the s pixote brings to brazilian society the problems of young delinquents and the impact of this in brazilian society i can t watch the movie at that time cause i was too young but now i got a chance and watched it a few days ago it s a very brutal movie but everything is absolutely true and sad pixote is the name of a year old boy who lives in the streets and survive with misdemeanors he stays for a while in a house of detention and when he left it he continues to plan robs with other buns and a prostitute played by marilia pera the boy is still a marijuana addicted and smell glue with another teenagers to forget his sad reality the quality of the images it s not the best but the movie is totally realistic about brazilian problems and must be viewed and admired ,1
i don t remember the last time i reacted to a performance as emotionally as i did to justin timberlake s in edison i got so emotional i wanted to scream in anguish destroy the screen readily accept the hopeless cries of nihilism timberlake is horribly miscast in fact casting him is like casting andy dick to play the lead role in patton or nathan lane to play jesus but that is almost beside the point br br timberlake is simply a bad actor and he would be equally terrible in any role i used to have problems with ben affleck s acting talent but timberlake makes affleck look like sir ian mckellen or dame judi dench with his metrosexual lisp read lithp his boyish glances and emotional expressions which derive from something like the cliché expressions for actors he poisons the screen upon which he is inflicted mercilessly and no matter how you slice it i do not and will not buy his role as an amateur turned crusader for justice journalist it simply will not fly br br however timberlake alone isn t to blame for his failure director david j burke puts him not only in the essentially primary role but also places him aside morgan freeman kevin spacey john heard dylan mcdermott cary elwes and i m surprised he was as good ll cool j i can imagine one almost physically suffering watching some of this cast interact with timberlake br br there is an upside to this of course the moment any of these actors interact without justin there it feels like a double relief a pleasure if you will freeman and spacey may not have more than minutes of screen time alone together but that ten minutes is blissful in contrast to their scenes with our so called hero dylan mcdermott is also a breath of fresh air br br but enough of timberlake bashing words aren t enough in this particular case to do the trick edison is a very very run of the mill corruption story it s plot ranges from cliché to simply preposterous i do however admire the motivation behind making it which i interpret as an homage to films like serpico or donnie brasco or maybe even chinatown don t get me wrong edison is not even in the same ballpark as these films but i can stretch my suspension of disbelief to admire its reason for existence perhaps to justify my sitting through it br br the script in and of itself features some surprisingly bad writing yes it has some decent interchanges but any conversation between piper perabo who is wasted here and timberlake seems like it was lifted straight out of a dawson s creek episode it s your typical far too glib for reality let s impress the audience with how well we articulate and fail dialogue this dialogue mind you is punctuated by great music at the wrong moments sometimes it feels like edison wants to morph into a music video where the emotion of the scene is not communicated through acting but precisely through the badly chosen music and variant film speeds read slow motion br br thinking about it edison is a curiosity it s sure as hell got a cast to kill for but the performances are marred by timberlake who simply doesn t work in film as in most art if one thing is off the whole thing feels off directors must make tough choices david j burke missed the mark here some of the scenes play well in and of themselves but as a whole they don t seem to fit like puzzle pieces from different puzzles forced into one incoherent picture and it s not particularly an exciting puzzle to begin with ,0
having grown up on westerns and considering the present dearth of westerns on tv and at the theater i was really looking forward to commanche moon br br after watching two nights and not another it appears to be have been shot on a tight budget robert duvall and tommy lee jones level stars are conspicuously absent there is val kilmer but what the heck is going on with him four or five buildings on either side of the street plus the scull mansion make up the entire town of austin the capitol is never seen only the inside of the governor s office br br the dialog is often times hokey meaningless rambling the plot line disjointed altogether completely forgettable ,0
with the advent of the imdb this overlooked movie can now find an interested audience why because users here who do a search on two time academy award winner glenda jackson can find the return of the soldier among her credits so can those checking out oscar winner julie christie fans of ann margret can give the title a click as will those looking into the career of the great alan bates not to mention the added bonus of a movie with supporting heavyweights ian holm and frank finlay any movie with so many notables in it is rewarded by the imdb given all the cross referencing that goes on here so why isn t this movie out on dvd don t the producers realize the internet movie database is a marketing gift for such a film and the return of the soldier is definitely a gem waiting to be discovered get with it people ,1
imagery controls this film the characters although interesting ultimately take a back seat the first scene i remember is a framed black and white shot of the ocean that then opens to full screen and color the bubbling of the water gives way to a small coffin that breaks the surface the theme of the movie here being that death can be accepted and brought into the realm of the living br br water as an ultimate consciousness as a tool of god is used to here to force people to get their houses in order judgment day the dead have to be accounted for and lifted to a better place whatever one has left unresolved or unsettled will be washed away there s no clinging on to the past to a buried memory of what was br br this movie has been compared to o brother where art thou and the threat of water and its use as a cleansing force is similar to that film what s different in this movie is that the coming of the water is knowable and so again the emphasis is on what needs to be done with the here and now br br i agree that the some of the scenes are reminiscent of a david lynch work take for example the dinner segment with the deep voiced and androgynous waitress one gets the same surreal feel from the setting and odd character as one does with the backwards talker in the scene from fire starter the difference is that lynch attacks us with the image to express the psychological processes of a troubled character whereas this film seems to use surreal elements to create a moral message the men in black suits can t have anything they want they must be patient and accept what is available ,1
this may be the most tension filled movie i have ever seen br br in fact it s so nerve wracking i haven t been able to watch it again after viewing it two years ago but i will since i have the dvd there were a couple of scenes in here that are almost too much to watch so if you ve got problems and need to escape for an hour and half this film will get your mind off anything else br br the russian actress marina zudina did a super job in facial expressions alone which she had to do since her character in here is a mute she plays a cute and wholesome makeup artist for a sleazy filmmaker after the day s shooting is done and billie is about to leave she hears something she takes a peek into the room where they were filming and discovers they are now shooting a snuff film and actually killing someone billie s eavesdropping is discovered and she runs for her life as the killers go searching for her in this big warehouse type building br br there are two extended scenes in which our heroine is running for her life and both of them will wear you out the first i described above the second scene the climactic one goes on too long and isn t as well done as the first in fact the film should have been trimmed a bit but overall since it s so good at keeping our attention then it served its purpose as entertainment ,1
i would firstly say that somehow i remember seeing this movie in my early childhood i couldn t read the subtitles and i thought sonny chiba was sean connery but i did really like the concept if you are not able to at least partially suspend your adult scepticism and embrace your inner seven your old you may want to avoid this movie that said having just watched the restored minute version on dvd i have to say i enjoyed it though not as much as when i was seven i remembered the ending br br there are aspects of the movie that are worthy of criticism the first minutes and final minutes both have some really comic moments my favourite being the contrast between scenes acted out in the final minutes and the curious choice of backing music listen to the lyrics br br for an action film there is a great deal of focus on the personal stories of certain soldiers and the social dynamics of the squad as the strain of their time travel takes its toll by the ending of the movie i had decided that this was a good thing when seven i though the relationship guff was a bad thing br br for an action film there is also plenty of gratifying gory action especially a couple of epic battle scenes between the platoon and hordes of shogun era warriors the makers of the movie have ensured that as many deaths as possible are bloody and lets face it humorous i thought this was a splendid aspect of the movie when i was a kid and i am not ashamed to say that i still do br br i also like the fact that the modern day soldiers in general don t spend the movie walking on egg shells trying to avoid altering the space time continuum they ve got heavy calibre machine guns mortars rocket launchers a tank and a helicopter and they re hell bent on making feudal japan theirs which is what i d like to think any vigorous imdb user would do in their boots br br in short the movies worth watching it makes the viewer regret that there are not more movies made with a similar premise and at the same time offers some hefty hints as to why a movie like g i samurai is so unique ,1
the story starts out with a soldier being transported to a desert town then goes back in time to tell the tale of how he came to this place he started out as an officer in napoleon s army fighting in egypt but became separated from his unit after nearly starving and or dying of thirst he came upon a leopard which somehow became his bosom buddy it brought him food and before long the soldier became almost totally wild so acute was his bonding with the animal all things do end however and the man decided it was necessary for him to leave the critter a very strange film well written and portrayed beautiful scenery from jordan and utah which didn t always blend perfectly but who cares ,1
this is one of the best movies i have ever seen br br it s so full of details and every time you see it you ll find new things like then the father is in the shower but still only hears one voice and when the girls flute they can t do it at the same time cause then there would be two girls and there aren t br br i have some problem finding out about in the middle of the movie their uncle visit them but why does his wife freak out else a fantastic movie the best asian movie ever br br i hope people will enjoy it there have been so many movie where the main character is skit so the machinist secret window and so on but this movie is way better than them ,1
national treasure is about as over rated and over hyped as they come nicholas cage is in no way a believable action hero and this film is no indiana jones people who have compared this movie to the indian jones classic trilogy have seriously fallen off their rocker br br i can t really figure out what kind of target audience this film was shooting for maybe the pre teen audience will like it but i found it to be absolutely ludicrous i also can t imagine adults or young adults to find this to be that great of a film simply put it s just ok at best br br national treasure is unimagined and uninspired borrowing what it does have from the da vinci code i would recommend waiting for that movie to be released in and passing on this nonsense br br the whole idea of being able to so easily steal the declaration of independence and run around all over washington dc and philadelphia with it while never damaging it once while fighting the bad guys and experiencing what is supposed to be non stop action is absurd i particularly loved the scene with the declaration folded in its tube laying in the middle of a busy road while cars whiz by it without damaging it oh brother br br reminded me of that episode of the brady bunch where they go to the amusement park and mr brady loses his architectural plans except that episode of the brady bunch was much better than this whole film br br the idea of such huge treasure that nobody believes exists being buried within a secret ruin of the us is outlandish literally there are thousand of undiscovered priceless items in this treasure trove yeah right ridiculous br br even worse the speed and accuracy of which cage finds and figures out what are supposed to be tough clues to these ancient riddles are pre posterous oh the humanity br br the performances by cage voight and the other actors in national treasure are as stiff wooden and flat as they come however when you re working with such lousy dialogue it s hard to fault the actor s for that br br national treasure is an ok film to see once i can t recommend it beyond that and would definitely not purchase this over the top outlandish scavenger hunt of a mess br br rent it if you must see it first ,0
everyone in this movie tells raffy carruthers how talented she is what a great director she ll one day turn out to be etc i think they re just being nice even kimble rendall who directed this film shows more talent than she does the next jane campion they call her and even apart from the fact that they re both over rated the two have so much in common they both direct movies they re both women they re both australian well give or take br br yep it s one of those films in which a character is deemed to be brilliant and we just have to swallow hard and accept it but i ll say this for carruthers she s cute and fascinating no really here are some thoughts on her lack of talent br br part of a director s talent lies in dealing with people why is carruthers so phenomenally bad at getting her crew to even take notice of her so as to make it easier for everyone to wander off the set and get killed i expect br br why is this one of the most unconvincing depictions of a movie set i have ever seen after all it must have been filmed on a real movie set how could they get it wrong if rendall s set was half as much of an under staffed shambles it s a wonder he completed his film at all br br carruthers the fictional director has set herself the task of creating a brand new s horror flick fat chance i doubt it can be done these days i suspect that rendall the actual and more talented director set himself the same task realised it couldn t be done and settled for sigh knowing parody instead of course it s not enough of a parody to work as a parody as soon as the cast and crew set foot in the isolated mansion the film just spends most of its time doing badly what s horror films did well less badly br br and yet and yet the film opens with not a parody but an honest to goodness pastiche of s horror starring this is too good to be true molly ringwald this pastiche is much better than anything that follows it s a bad sign when you find yourself wishing you were watching the movie within the movie rather than the movie yet it too was filmed in the late s perhaps it is still possible to make s horror you just have to drop the knowing parody stuff and mean it br br i d never once wondered what s teen horror would be like if all the characters had australian accents but now i know and strangely i m glad i know a need i never knew i had has been fulfilled ,0
upon viewing tobe hooper s gem crocodile in i developed a great interest in the college crocodile niche of the exploitation monster genre i look forward to a wayward producer to follow up with several sequels to these delightful bonbons of camp goodness if only ed wood could bring his subtle sense of flair and dignity to these remarkable scripts with ed writing the scripts and a room full of monkees creating crocodile special effects on a computer all we d need would be a cast of crocky fodder with russ meyer breasts and ren hoek pectoral implants br br while tobe hooper s crocky opus referenced his own movies blood surf chose to dish out a bunch of aging themes from the chum bucket of other movies see if you can look past the revenge of the nerds sequel sets to find the allusions homages rip offs to jaws temple of doom indiana jones last crusade the convent godzilla and any james bond movie also try to find the ready for tv fade where the editor gave up on making sense of the stock br br i was disappointed the crock didn t get to try out its sotto voce tenor with a soliloquy on environmentalism or crocky appreciation but the quasi captain ahab of the story does get his tour de force speach perhaps in the coming years we ll see a crock galloping off after a shootout into a golden sunset or hopefully a monkey will flush a crocky down the toilet of an international space station for midgets and enjoy the exploitative waltz of zero g monkey midget crocodile bloodshed br br all in all the lack of a whammy bar in the surf music irked me ,0
is this the future that awaits us an overpopulated unforgiving wasteland with a hellish unwanted existence this film brings to mind a problem that still plagues us doubly so since the film was released in back in let s hope that the world isn t going to end up like this br br soylent green is a wild movie that i enjoyed very much it had likable characters a semi apocalyptic setting a compelling and thought provoking storyline and the macho est macho man out there charleton heston richard fleischer gave the movie a very unpleasant dirty feel you re almost choked by the stench from the city and its filthy inhabitants br br the characters are wonderful charleton heston who has become one of my favorite actors is thorn the man created this role of badass yet likable tough guy i could definitely put myself in thorn s shoes he sees that something isn t right but everyone around him either doesn t listen more like paid not to listen or wants him dead edward g robinson in his last film r i p plays the lovable old sol who has had enough of this nasty place everyone else is great especially leigh taylor young as shirl a piece of furniture that comes with the apartment in which she resides br br the special effects are fantastic even for the soylent green factory the futuristic apartments and especially the scoops bulldozers that get rid of people were excellent the polluted air outside looks disgusting and very nasty the empty city streets filled with the vile and putrid people are very unsettling br br one final note is the ending which even now still shocked me it is gruesome but if you think about it it s a pretty good idea br br the bottom line br br an excellent s science fiction flick that makes you think and leaves you feeling very uneasy ,1
i would not recommend this movie even though it is rated g and is clearly for kids there is quite a lot of swearing including the dreaded f and s words this kind of language doesn t offend me particularly but in a kids film come on br br there was also quite a bit of implied sexual content between one of the early adolescent male characters and any willing adult woman who came along including a prostitute br br the acting was as good as it gets in this genre of film but the story line was very very cheesy and even my four year old remarked that it was stupid br br despite having elizabeth shue this film is definitely not worth checking out if you haven t seen it ,0
fellow noir devotees be not deceived this is a stinker poorly filmed poorly acted and there is nothing nothing here for the film buff looking for yet another solid b movie from the goldmine of the s s era of classics i gave it a try based on the relatively high rating on imdb there s no accounting for taste but i found nothing in this movie to recommend to other imdb members this is a classic example of having watched a movie and feeling like you have been cheated out of x number of minutes that it took the movie to get to its thankful demise to have alan ladd on the cover of the dvd tape is nearly fraud he is on camera less than two minutes and has almost no dialogue this isn t this gun for hire folks it is a classic in the lousy sense of the studios cranking out fodder on no budget we all search for the great ones save your time on gangs inc paper bullets it is lousy ,0
faithful adaptation of witty and interesting french novel about a cynical and depressed middle aged software engineer or something relying heavily on first person narration but none the worse for that downbeat in a petit bourgeois sort of way philosophical and blackly humorous the best way i could describe both the film and the novel is that it is something like a more intellectual charles bukowski no disrespect to cb intended mordantly funny but also a bleak analysis of social and sexual relations the film s great achievement is that it reflects real life in such a recognisable way as to make you ask why aren t other films like this one of the rare examples of a good book making an equally good film ,1
the pre release version of s baby face would make an ideal introduction to a corporate seminar on sexual harassment mentored by a nietszchean professor lily powers rises from a life of easy virtue at her father s speakeasy to a rapid climb up the corporate ladder at a large bank because each rung of the ladder is an executive with his brain below his belt and his ethics locked in the vault the film has no victims except lily s childhood which was destroyed by an abusive exploitative father the destructive relationship with her father suggests lily s hidden motive for using men to advance without regard for their fate while lily is cynical and obvious in her approach the men she targets willingly betray wives and fiancés to trade jobs for sexual favors perhaps the bank failures in the s owed less to economics than to morally corrupt executives distracted by ambitious women br br the plot moves fast and the camera amusingly moves from window to window up the façade of the office building as lily climbs ever higher barbara stanwyck reveled in tough hard bitten roles and she is in top form here sentiment does not intrude when she is ready to climb the next rung only her african american confidante chico receives lily s affection trust and loyalty in more enlightened times the fresh natural beauty of theresa harris who plays chico would have had the men throwing the furs and penthouses at her stanwyck often appears overly made up and stiffly coiffed in comparison to harris however despite stanwyck s tough demeanor obvious tactics and artificial visage she manages to leave a trail of duped and seduced men including douglass dumbrille donald cook and a young john wayne br br the preferred version of baby face is the minute restored cut the edited release version of the film shyly turns from the hard facts which the longer cut restores and makes explicit perhaps darryl zanuck who wrote the story under an assumed name intended a lesson by quoting from nietszche whose views on women were controversial however despite alphonse ethier s lectures and advice not to be defeated by life lily s grab for power and money likely owed more to her upbringing and her father than to her professorial mentor however the philosophy is but a distraction short fast paced and entertaining baby face is as contemporary in its morality as wall street substitute gordon gecko for nietszche and lily could have declared her guiding philosophy to be greed is good ,1
i really like richard gere i always have and it seems as of late that his status as a hollywood star and money maker has slipped but it would appear to me that the reason is that he is taking very mature intense roles and has been very successful at it just not financially because i have seen him in some truly great gems as of late including the hoax the hunting party both must see films see my reviews and now this the flock which apparently was meant to be a big release considering it s substantial million budget it seems that some of the other imdb reviews are very very harsh because i thought the film dealt with a potentially very serious social issue in a very direct violent and disturbing way and gere just brings it all home it s an action thriller drama that kept my glued to the television with it s story i think part of the problem that people seem to have with it is that it hollywood izes a very serious issue but i don t think it does it with disrespect but rather tries to take a different spin to make people aware that this exists in fact it s much the same way that the hunting party dealt with war hong kong director wai keung lau did a decent job holding it together but i think the cast is what made it watchable br br richard gere as you may have guessed from my previous comments is brilliant as a social worker of sorts erroll babbage who has kind of created his own style and laws when it comes to keeping track of his flock who are registered violent sex offenders he holds no punches in tracking these people following them and making absolutely sure they don t re offend and if they do he ll be the one to identify and stop them any way he can gere is so intense and looks drained from this job and he s become violent and angry at watching these monsters loose on the street he is just fantastic claire danes is also terrific as babbage s new partner and his replacement who he has to train to do his job danes character is far more typical social worker and is a little taken aback by babbage s style and methods but slowly realizes what he is trying to accomplish and go up against the two of them are brilliant together and have terrific chemistry with such vastly different characters kadee strickland plays a disturbed registered offender who appears to be torn from the headlines as she plays a character very reminiscent of karla homolka paul bernardo s wife who is now out for those of you who follow canadian serial killers her character goes a little over the top but she is convincing and horrifying all at once russell sams has a small role as strickland s new boyfriend and he would have been better probably given a bigger role ray wise who is a terrific character actor check him out in dead end as well as the amazing turn as satan himself in the wb show reaper and he gets a small but good role as the head of the public safety department and babbage s boss br br the movie isn t perfect despite the terrific performances of it s lead cast it takes liberties by really trying to make the film more entertainment than educational but it s just a different angle not unlike the nicholas cage dud mm the flock takes you into the underbelly of the sex trade kidnapping human trafficking and more and is just really something to watch perhaps it wasn t directed or written as well as it could have been but i am telling you that danes and gere together make this movie completely watchable and a really great thriller it s disturbing but also something that isn t very complex and yet gere s character in many ways is intensely complex with many layers and also opens social stigma and makes you contemplate about vigilantism in many ways when you see the people gere deals with i encourage you all to ignore poor reviews and see it for yourself because it s worth checking out ,1
i watched this film a few times in the s and nearly split my sides laughing each time i love eddie murphy as an actor but this stand up is some thing else he is so funny even the p c brigade would find this hilarious it s a must watch and even better if you ve got the guys or girls in for a drink the take off of michael jackson is so like him if you close your eyes you believe it s him singing the things he describes are true to life and you would seriously have to have a humour bypass if you thought this was not funny my local video stores do not stock this video any more but i would love to get my hands on a copy to show my husband and boys when they are old enough to appreciate the humour anyway highly recommended hope you enjoy ,1
detective russell logan lou diamond phillips has a major problem on his hands the serial killer patrick channing jeff kober for whom psychic extraordinaire tess tracy griffith helped him capture has been resurrected with the first power given to him by satan after his execution in the gas chamber and can possess the bodies of the weak somehow russell who joins forces with tess who has an understanding of what they are up against will have to stop channing or many women will continue to die at his bloody hands they will seek help from sister marguerite elizabeth arlen who has tried to inform her superiors in the catholic church of the first power but has been denied access to a weapon that can stop channing a cross with a blade that can penetrate the heart of channing ridding the world of his evil she ll take it anyway and lend a helping hand to russell who ll need all the help he can get when channing kidnaps tess preparing her for some sort of satanic ritual ceremony br br in the film mykelti williamson always a reliable welcome supporting actor gets the partner of russell role so you know what will happen to him as in films of this type everyone around russell is dying but when he attempts to kill channing he s merely murdering the weak host of some other poor soul he possesses br br pure occult rubbish stupid from the gate to the finish line phillips and griffith try i ll give them that but in a flick like this they don t stand a chance kober who is normally often always effective as the heavy is really handed nothing more than a goofy villain who leaps in the air and tosses rotten quips ,0
this amusing sometimes poignant look at the hollywood detective genre of the s and s stars robert sacci as an unnamed former cop who retires uses his life savings to pay for plastic surgery to transform his image into that of his idol humphrey bogart then sets up shop as a private eye under the name sam marlowe robert sacchi incidentally is one of the rare few bogart impersonators who got the lisp exactly right more to the point the body and facial language are there for awhile sam s only client is his landlady who wants him to find her undersized boyfriend and his only conversational foil is his secretary simply called dutchess misty rowe who in his own words looked like marilyn monroe and made about as much sense as gracie allen and has a passion for banana splits then he encounters elsa olivia hussey the plain sweet virginal daughter of a retired props master who has been murdered for no discernible reason in the process of investigating the murder sam shortly runs across the gene tierney lookalike daughter michelle phillips of anastas an avaricious obscenely wealthy greek shipping tycoon victor buono turning in a creditable sidney greenstreet his hapless long suffering second wife yvonne decarlo who manages to play a variety of put upon emotions without saying a word his two smarmy henchmen herbert lom channelling peter lorre and jay robinson doing a reasonably accurate lionel atwill and anastas vicious amoral middle eastern potentate franco nero who comes complete with a glamorus and bafflingly loyal mistress sybil danning all of whom would give anything to acquire the eyes of alexander two huge perfectly matched star sapphires when elsa is murdered marlowe s interest in solving the case becomes personal and he sets out through a labyrinth of los angeles landmarks including the hollywood bowl the scatological and esoteric attractions of hollywood boulevard and santa catalina island in pursuit of the rocks determined to get at them before either of the two wealthy competitors throw in cameos by mike mazurki and assorted others the traditional dumb but sympathetic ally on the police force and a plethora of nicely drawn character turns that provide dimension to practically all players and despite an unfortunate title song you have to my mind a thoroughly enjoyable movie experience ,1
if only all animation was this great this film is classic because it is strong is two simple aspects story and character the characters in this film are beautifully personified i felt for all of the characters and human animal relationship in the movie works perfectly the beautiful animation and d computer animation hasn t worked better in any other film this is a great movie for kids and for adults who want a classic hero s journey of ,1
i must say this movie has given me a dual personality i ve been told again and again to shut up and start speaking like a normal person but it s very hard no not the wang did you find that disgusting and disrespectful well get in the mood for a lot more this movie is just filthy it s not a film to show your grand parents but you should show it to a teenager or some immature guy at your workplace anyway back to the voice mannerisms fortunately this site has some ladies man did anyone at the studio notice that there s supposed to be a apostrophe between the e and s so you can always have a fine little something to say to your boss or the cops i have a sheet in my wallet ,1
 the sleepy small southern town of clarksburg evil sheriff roy childress the almighty vic morrow in peak nasty form cracks down super hard on speeders by forcing said offenders off a cliff to their untimely deaths on an especially dangerous stretch of road childress meets his match when cool young hot rod driver michael mccord a splendidly smooth and brooding portrayal by martin sheen shows up in town in his souped up automobile with the specific intention of avenging the death of his brother sheen s real life sibling joe estevez in a brief cameo director richard t heffron working from a taut and intriguing script by richard compton the same guy who directed the s drive in movie gems welcome home soldier boys and macon county line relates the gripping story at a brisk pace neatly creates a flavorsome s period setting and ably milks plenty of suspense out the tense game of wit and wills between childress and mccord the uniformly fine cast helps a lot sheen radiates a brash james deanesque rebellious vibe in the lead morrow makes the most out of his meaty bad guy part plus there are excellent supporting performances by michelle phillips as sweet diner waitress maggie stuart margolin as a folksy deputy nick nolte as amiable gas station attendant buzz stafford gary morgan as buzz s endearingly gawky younger brother lyle janit baldwin as sassy local tart sissy britt leach as stingy cab driver johnny and frederic downs as the stern judge j a hooker the climactic vehicular confrontation between childress and mccord is a real pulse pounding white knuckle thrilling doozy terry k meade s sharp cinematography the well drawn characters for example childress became obsessed with busting speeders after his wife and kid were killed in a fatal hit and run incident the groovy syncopated score by luchi de jesus and the beautiful mountainside scenery all further enhance the overall sound quality of this superior made for tv winner ,1
sorry for all you guys that are not family with the lynches br br my sister in law asked me how you can make just a disturbing movie i told her that if the daughter and her father would not do these movie they would have instead to go around and kill and cut people in pieces br br after every lnych movie i tell myself again one and a half hour lost of my life but next time i will check the director s or producers name br br so you don t want to be angry at yourself and loose time don t watch it but if you think that you need to kill someone watch it this is probably a better medicine than to spend your whole life in a prison for mentally insane ,0
many more eloquent reviews than this have described the quite spectacular acting casting and styling of this film it appears that the only negative reviews focus on a perceived imbalance in the film s handling of the core moral question euthanasia br br this film is bar the final scenes meticulous in stressing ramon s belief that he s not making some grand point but merely that for him a life devoid of dignity is a life not worth living we as viewers see an enormous amount of dignity in his life we see family and friends and culture and but for its physical limitations a life fully lived central to the tragedy of this film is that there is really only one person who thinks that ramon s life is not worth living and that is him br br to watch this film and say that the only counter argument comes from the visit of a bumbling priest is a nonsense the priest s visit is pure farce a direct assault on the simplicity of the spanish catholic church s response to the issue of euthanasia however the sister s parting words to the priest momentarily expose the powerful pro life sentiments quietly underpinning the entire film we are constantly encouraged to see the hope and the beauty of a life lived with love as the film progresses we may gradually be encouraged to understand ramon s reasoning but we are never reconciled to his decision br br i do not remember a film which moved me and provoked me as much as this ,1
in a famous essay he wrote about charles dickens george orwell points out that many readers always regretted that dickens never continued writing like he did in pickwick papers that is he did not stick to writing funny episodic novels for the rest of his career this would not have been too difficult for dickens his contemporary robert surtees did precisely that only concentrating on the misadventures of the fox hunting set mr fancy romford s hounds is a title of one of his novels among hunters and horse lovers surtees still has a following but most people find his novels unreadable dickens was determined to show he was more than a funny man and don t forget his first book sketches by boz was also a funny book so dickens third book is oliver twist which got pretty grim at points orwell says that for any author to grow they have to change the style of their books dickens would definitely and successfully have agreed to that br br but orwell overlooked the genre writer who transcends his fellows surtees as i said is a genre writer concentrating on hunting but not everyone is interested in hunting but p g wodehouse saw himself as an entertainer poking fun at the upper reaches of the british social system his earl of emsworth is prouder of raising the finest pig in england than being well earl of emsworth his psmith is always prepared to counterattack when he is supposed to be submissive to an unfair superior his stanley uckridge will always have a perfect scheme that should net a huge profit but always manages to come apart at the end and best of all his jeeves will always put his brilliant brain to work rescuing the inept bertie wooster his boss since wodehouse had a limited view of his mission as a writer he was there to do cartoon figures of fun for the entertainment of the world his books never lost their glow they served and still serve their purposes in fact compared wodehouse with his far more serious contemporary evelyn waugh who also wrote funny books but of a more intellectual type the best of waugh remains among the high points of th century british literature brideshead revisited decline and fall and the rest but in his determination to make his points if his points failed to interest the reader the book frequently collapsed for every vile bodies there was some failure late in his career like the ordeal of gilbert pinfold while wodehouse could do lesser hack work too his falling did not go as far as waugh s did br br wodehouse also was a gifted lyricist when you hear bill in the score of showboat it is not kern and hammerstein s tune but kern and wodehouse s tune transposed from oh lady lady a dozen years earlier he was a handy dramatist too so it is pleasing to see that he took his novel a damsel in distress and turned it into the screenplay here br br it has the normal wodehouse touches that perfect butler keggs reginald gardiner in a wonderful performance is a scoundrel in rigging a friendly gambling game of chance among the staff of the stately home he heads he is also unable to refrain occasionally from singing italian opera despite constance collier s attempts to control his impulse this is typical wodehouse characterization so is the way the love affair between lady alyce and jerry keeps going well and going down due to the antics of keggs and young albert both of whom want to win that game of chance pot of cash wodehouse always does that type of plot switch with antagonists switching their point of view depending on their present state of interest br br wodehouse was also lucky here to have burns and allan to work with it is generally considered that of all the films they made as supporting actors together such as six of a kind and we re not dressing george and gracie did their best support with fred astaire the fun house sequence which includes the song stiff upper lip is wonderful as is an earlier sequence where the three do a whisk broom dance that astaire learned from burns but gracie s marvelous illogical logic is used by wodehouse in scenes with gardiner see how she manages to confuse him into giving her more money than her change deserves to be only albert happens to notice keggs gardiner s mistake and looks at gardiner as though he s either stupid or mad her dialog with lady caroline collier s son reggie ray noble the british band leader leading him to imagine that he will marry her but saying goodbye to gracie as she drives off with george to get married is wonderful too br br the film supposedly failed at the box office because of the lack of ginger rogers in it and the weakness of joan fontaine fontaine is not doing a remarkable job in the role but the flaw is really wodehouse s he didn t make the character very interesting but the film can stand without that given the other performers and their characters gershwin s music and wodehouse s marvelous sense of fun ,1
the plot character development and gags in this movie are all extremely weak quite a waste of time the conclusion of saving grace is supposed to make one feel warm and fuzzy as though the characters have grown through their struggles there was no such development to make such warm fuzzy feelings possible the drug gags are cliched and much of the movie doesn t ring true to life the plot builds what is supposed to be tension but the characters aren t developed enough to care then it rushes through a resolution of all the outstanding problems in about a minute of screen time leaving the viewer feeling like they have just wasted their time ,0
i am not lynne bates my names is ritichie but lynne is my mum i m just using her account barney and friends or barney as it is called here in england is the corniest show ever i never really liked it it had been about for or years when i was born so it was nothing new my friend however loved this dildo of a show i was about and i was at his house once and he had a barney vhs tape playing on the tv i turned the power off and he burst into tears grow up its a talking dinosaur for christs sake anyway i happened to catch the barney movie on tv later that year and i loved it i got the vhs of it a few months later and i wore the tape out i loved it so much i gave that tape away a few years ago now but i loved it at the time but the show my god the show was bad several kids fell victims to paedophiles because of this butt plug of so called entertainment never again never again its not just me who hates barney either of all the comments on this show are bad and and just look at the amount of you tube poops and videos that take the mess out of barney are on you tube and don t get me started on blow job bj why the hell would the producers dare give a character such a sexual name yet another subliminal message in a kid s show and that baby bop is the worst thing since osama bin laden all in all i give barney and friends minus out of ,0
i agree with several of you that this film was rather boring and dull i found myself disliking the main character and the following actors actresses that came in the scenes the camera work was non pleasing itself random shots and shaky film scenes made me quite annoyed and i turned the film off i will make up my time by watching the adaption and hope that it fits agreeable along with sense and sensibility emma becoming jane and pride and prejudice i ve only a few others to watch besides these films but i believe they were done in great taste the music was kind of out of place with the film also reminding me of another show i had seen this year it was called hex and a show from bbc i came across it one night on the web i rather liked the first season but the second season was dry and pulling things out of thin air that should of stayed with the clouds i found the main male character who was henry in this film out of place perhaps i just do not like his way of speaking or his stature well i would not recommend this film to anyone unless they were going to have it muted and they wanted to look at the fashion of the era or the way homes were kept at the time again i will watch the version and hope it is a better and does jane austen some justice to her writing ,0
for a made for tv horror movie the movie started off very interesting i was really intrigued by the story and the mystery of the film but the ending was a total dissappointment the movie was going along fast paced and was building up to it seemed like anyway to a very climatic end but guess what there is no end the movie is just over and after almost one and a half hours the audience is just left wondering what happened why were all the unanswered questions in the film left unanswered there was no explanation at all about any of the key points in the plot this film is like watching a murder mystery and then never finding out who did it very dissappointed this film looks like the producers just ran out of money and never completed the film a real bomb ,0
terrific deeply moving crime thriller starring andy lau and lau ching wan br br from the dizzying opening sequence to the extremely satisfying conclusion this cat and mouser hardly misses a beat br br johnny to again working with ace composer arthur wong constructs another operatic actioner that grots in the face of its contemporaries br br to s images are strong and moving his cutting combined with the extraordinary music cues is exemplary you are in the hands of a master cinematician br br the two sequences in which andy lau hides from the cops on a bus by pretending to accompany a lithe beauty ruby wong are testament to to s unique directorial skills br br lau ching wan is strong and commanding as the harassed cop while andy lau is dynamic as a dying man avenging his father s death br br this is superb movie making only mildly compromised by some bad english dubbing in one scene with criminal waise lee ,1
wow i can t believe just how bad zombie doom aka violent sh t really is i d heard the rumors read the reviews but had to make my mind up for myself well let me tell ya it blows the worst acting of any film ever made dubbing that must have been done while everyone involved was completely wasted inept and laughable gore fx no discernible plot cinematography that looks like my grandma filmed it with her camcorder weapons props that are no joke made out of tin foil the list goes on and on br br three guys get stranded on an island where a bunch of weirdos run around with plastic and tin foil swords two of the captives are freed along with a rebel of the island freaks and are given a day s head start before they are hunted down by the rest of the tribe that s pretty much it br br honestly this is one of the worst films i ve ever had the misfortune to subject myself too the budget had to be about and was spent entirely on the gore fx which actually may not have been a bad idea there is nothing to zombie doom other than strung together ridiculous looking gore scenes with lots of horribly dubbed dialog this film makes other no budget outings like premutos lord of the living dead look like titanic some may rank zd in the so bad it s good category and i guess if you re really drunk or high and watching it with a few friends mstk style i guess it could be looked at that way but not by me i hated pretty much everything about it if zombie doom or zombie which is equally appalling and is included as a bonus on the shock o rama release of zd is indicative of andreas schnaas other works then he should be banned from ever having anything to do with making a film ever again under penalty of death there is one amusing kung fu battle in the latter half of the film and a lot of blood so i ll grant this one a very generous do yourself a favor and skip this ,0
well were to start this is by far one of the worst films i ve ever paid good money to see i won t comment on the story itself it s a wonderful classic but here it feels like a soap opera to start with the acting except for eric bana is soap opera quality i ve always been a fan of brad pitt but here every actor on the bold and the beautiful puts him to shame the camera action doesn t help either how it lingers on him when he s thinking it just takes me back to brooke forrester s days in the lab peter o toole has either had a really bad plastic surgery or he is desperately in need of one either way he looks more like linda evans than linda evans and to end my comments diane kruger is a cute girl but she sure is no helen of troy peterson should rather have chosen saffron burrows for the role since elizabeth taylor would be rather miscast by now ,0
first of all the movie is an ingenious work of art movie the plot was filled with surprises a little kid pretends to be a grown up inherits one million dollars and how he spends it i mean how whacked out is this walt disney really outdid themselves this time the comedy is most of the times expected but the other times unexpected i mean was this movie ok or was this movie ok it also teaches a lot about wise youths and i this kid is really wise and a bit time smart pants but also it sucks how the heck could a guy like that kid get a hot police babe and his dad let him go free that s like let a killer get bailed free for ten years if i were to do that i d get beaten with a suble jack a huge stick that stings when used to bench your butts really hard that kid is really lucky back to the story the movie makers really knew what they were doing when they made this movie but still it s not perfect the acting was good and bad the kid and woman had no chemistry neither did the father but the bros were excellent the special effects on the other hand was lame plus this movie isn t based on reality i hated and loved it at the same time ,1
where to start this movie started badly and ended badly it consists of extremely poor acting and unrealistic effects that had me cringing in my seat seriously my cat could have acted better than this lot br br some of it was actually laughable because it was so unbelievable i would of rated this lower but they haven t got anything else so heed my warning and unless your so bored your close to suicide and would like a good reason to continue with your suicide mission don t bother with this one i m still in shock that this could actually be released to the public this should be a crime and all involved should be arrested i gather you ve got the gist by now so i ll leave it up to you to decide ,0
raymond burr stars as an attorney caught up in the murder of his best friend dick foran thanks to his affection for his friend s wife angela lansbury this was a full year before he started doing perry mason so the movie might be of particular interest to his fans if it was the inspiration for his casting br br there isn t all that much else here that s interesting though lansbury is always good but her character here is very one dimensional and the motives for her crime in the mystery are totally obvious there s an interesting performance by lamont johnson as a painter who s also in love with the femme fatale but the burr character is pretty straightforward it s frankly bizarre to see an actor like burr doing these romantic scenes with lansbury and his halting delivery does not match his character here very well as it does in most films i ve seen him in there s no mystery at all really and the whole suspense is supposed to be around the title of the film and the way that burr s character is setting up the lansbury character to implicate herself double jeopardy prevents her being tried again for the original murder presumably he does so with a very large tape recorder which she doesn t notice when she comes into the room i guess br br a few perhaps unintentionally fun moments and basically the rest of the thing could have been done for tv ,0
this documentary attempts comedy but never quite gets there for me camp ehn maybe the more apt word that everyone will agree on and have a hard time avoiding in any review is kitsch it dripped kitsch it was as if the film makers had worried their viewers would take the movie too seriously and so they bent over backwards to insert kitsch and proclaim we re joking around here see br br in short i felt it was trying too hard for example the sock puppets that introduced each scene were to me annoying when i m sure they were meant to be amusing or at least ahem kitsch ey br br do not however avoid this movie based on my complaints just be ready to revel in kitsch rather than having it thrust at you unprepared if you re interested in lighthearted fare you could do far far worse at the very least the facts surrounding the rise and fall of the bakers make this interesting and worth a view at best gaggles of like minded kitsch lovers will hoot and holler over choice bits throughout the film ,0
yes there are great performances here unfortunately they happen in the context of a movie that doesn t seem to have a clue what it s doing during the first minutes of this all the music takes place as realistic performance suddenly about an hour in the characters who until this point had always spoken to each other suddenly start singing to each other to further confuse things a little further in out of nowhere they actually do about minutes of sung through dialog then seem to drop that idea and move on to other things such as a number that begins in a jazz club with a drummer and two electric guitars suddenly turning into a fully orchestrated piece with a massive unseen string section on top of all this inconsistency in how the music is used is the composers clear inability to actually write music in the style that is supposedly being portrayed while the first couple of pieces do sort of mimic the s motown sound the rest of the film is just bad broadway show music then there s the pure silliness of snippets of a group doing a bad jackson family imitation and eddie murphy morphing from little richard to james brown to lionel richie when he started channeling stevie wonder i couldn t help laughing out loud this was clearly one of those films that make me appreciate how little time i have on earth and resent that i wasted two hours of it watching this film ,0
i was unlucky enough to have seen this at the sidewalk film festival sidewalk as a whole was a disappointment and this movie was the final nail in the coffin being a devout fan of lewis carroll s alice books i was very excited about this movie s premier which only made it that much more uncomfortable to watch normally i m enthusiastic about modern re tellings if they are treated well usually it s interesting to see the parallels between the past and present within a familiar story unfortunately this movie was less of a modern retelling and more of a pop culture perversion the adaptation of the original s characters seemed juvenile and usually proved to be horribly annoying it probably didn t help that the actors weren t very good either most performances were ridiculously over the top which i assume was either due to bad direction or an effort to make up for a bad script i did not laugh once through out the duration of the film all of the jokes were outdated references to not so current events that are sure to lose their poignancy as time goes by really the only highlight of the film was the opening sequence in which the white rabbit is on his way to meet alice but even then the score was a poor imitation of danny elfman s work also i d have to say that the conversion of the croquet game into a rave dance off was awful it was with out a doubt the low point of the film br br what a joke don t see this movie after its conclusion i was genuinely angry ,0
i ve just watched this again on the bbc channel it s not jane austen s best novel by any means but the film is a reasonable interpretation i suspect the assembly rooms at bath would have been rather more crowded than shown perhaps they couldn t afford the extras also why does everyone shut up so that the dancing couple can have an audible conversation i ve never heard anything anyone has ever said to me when i ve been dancing and i suspect it would have been the same in the th century in bath br br i cannot believe the us canada reviews they completely miss the ironic element that is in the film throughout the gothic scenes are quite cleverly presented but you need to read them properly i m sure jane a would be mildly amused by those reviews a propos of nothing does anyone else think that peter firth gets to look more like colin baker a former doctor who or vice versa the older they both get ,1
this must have been an embarrassment to every member of the entirely african american cast every derogatory disparaging stereotype of the black american community is featured prominently i won t reinforce the insults by listing them here except to mention chickens watermelons and dice br br one good song by ethel waters and a couple of bad ones and the fantastic singing and dancing talents of year old sammy davis bring the total up to something below on the imdb scale ,0
we also found this movie on the discount rack and made the mistake of purchasing it because sandra bullock was featured on the cover the cinematography was terrible and the back of the dvd box told more about the plot than the movie itself oh and i love the uzi cam not br br ,0
i notice that most of the people who think this film speaks the truth were either not born before the moon landings or not old enough to appreciate them i think it is much easier to question an historic event if you did not live through it br br i was a youngster at the time of apollo but i was old enough to understand what was going on the entire world followed the moon landings our families gathered around the tv to watch the launch newspaper headlines screamed the latest goings on each day from launch to landing from moonwalks to moon liftoff all the way to splashdown in a multitude of languages in school some classes were cancelled so we could watch the main events on tv during apollo the world prayed and held its collective breath as the men limped home to an uncertain fate you couldn t go anywhere without someone asking what the latest was the world was truly one community br br now with a buffer of odd years after the fact it is easy to claim fraud because worldwide enthusiasm and interest has died down we are left with our history books and anybody can claim that history is wrong and attempt to prove it with a bunch of lies and made up facts while completely ignoring the preponderance of evidence showing otherwise not to mention the proof that dwells in the souls and memories of those who lived through these wonderfully heady and fantastic days ,0
i have to rate this movie at a i m sorry but i think it s classic comedy then if you re rating it to other madonna movies well what you wanna tell me it wasn t her best movie ever didn t mira sorvino win an oscar for almost the same performance not ten years later please this movie deserves much more credit than it gets plus i like to think of it as an a sociological study into the lifestyles of the s remember when you could shoplift from sam goody and cartier in the same day remember when women wore bushy eyebrows proudly so it was no last emperor it was still good there are certain movies i d be willing to watch everyday three actually that pep up my day and make me smile if you like who s that girl then i d also recommend party girl and romy and michelle s high school reunion ,1
i really wanted to like this movie because it is refreshingly different from the hordes of everyday horror movie clones and i appreciate that the filmmakers are trying for something original unfortunately the plot just didn t hold together and none of the characters were likable enough for me to really care about them or their fates br br visually the toybox was pretty interesting the director took a lot of somewhat risky moves like adding in little bits of flash looking animation in parts and really cheesing up some of the special effects such as the light from a certain amulet sometimes this worked and sometimes it didn t but he deserves kudos for the attempt and the cinematography was generally of high quality br br unfortunately when this same approach of throwing lots of things at the wall to see what sticks was applied to the plot the results were not very good the film never really finds a tone that it likes moving schizophrenically from black comedy to family soap opera to s witchcraft flick to childhood nostalgia to embattled family slasher taken on their own bits and pieces of each of these elements work fairly well but nothing ever coheres into a satisfying whole besides that large bits of the plot are never really explained i m not one who likes to have everything spoon fed to me and i like movies that leave things up to the audience to decide but the parts that are left out from the toybox just seem like they either ran out of money before they could explain them or they didn t really think things through to begin with br br i look forward to the director s next project since i think there is a lot of talent lurking under the surface here but i can t really recommend the toybox on its own merits ,0
as an ordinary movie watcher i can t say i enjoyed watching this one it s not too emotional for a drama not too gripping for a thriller not too fast for an action plus some moments of the movie are hardly credible ok i understand soldiers become a bit out of their mind out there but it s hard to believe that a person would risk his life carjack into the middle of a hostile city and after being shouted at by a professor s wife run away without having asked a question in a proper way it would seem terribly romantic if it were an animation or so but it s supposed to be a serious film about war there are several episodes like this so the whole picture makes an impression that it s just a raw preview of a movie and it needs considerable work br br it feels like the movie makers wanted to create an image of an emotional brave soldier but all these curves of his psychology seem simply unnatural br br this picture left a question in my head why why they gave it an oscar why six and imho it s the most thrilling part of the movie ,0
the way this story played out and the interaction between the lead characters may lead me to believe that if the x files continues without mulder and scully these would be a pretty good replacement duo ,1
pyare mohan can be safely included in the blacklist of one of the worst ever films made by mankind the film one of the many handicapped people flicks that arose after the phenomenal success of black is makes a mockery of the handicapped fraternity vivek oberoi and fardeen khan are mere caricatures of handicapped people while black portrayed the poignancy and emotions of a handicapped woman and gave us a glimpse of her world pyare mohan shows two desperado like monkeys who have no qualms about being handicapped and bash up half of the world to protect their love interests anu malik s music is fair enough vivek oberoi who made a promising start with saathiya is sadly losing his balls quickly in hindi cinema fardeen khan was never an acceptable actor and deserves to be banned from the film industry amrita rao and esha deol are just pretty damsels in distress having nightmarish times in thialnd with no one to save them except for the afore mentioned desperados boman irani as the villainous don toni is somewhat acceptable avoid the film if possible ,0
being a bills fan i originally found it annoying that they made a movie about the bills and the losing of four superbowls but once i began to watch i felt really connected it was actually nice to see the bills win the superbowl and i must say that for a tv movie it was actually very well done gil bellows as the qb and jon voight as the old school coach did a very fine job out of ,1
this is the weakest of the series not much of a plot and a rather odd looking wallace but it s still pretty good considering a sign of greater things to come br br ,0
and the worst part is that it could have been good but something horribly wrong first thing first they should not have cast amitabh bachchan in this film at all he is too much of an icon to tackle such a delicate and controversial topic let alone the role itself br br secondly ram gopal varma ought to be ashamed of himself for taking the classic story of lolita and turning it into a pathetic predictable slut fest his lolita is named jia played by newcomer jiah khan and when we meet her she is devoid of any inkling of stolen innocence or that delicate naivety that one would normally associate with the complicated tale of the original lolita who in the original story gradually becomes nymphet varma s jia is already a whore with her eye on the prize even even before the camera meets her and he exercises no chastity in the way his films his leading nymphet from constant panning shots of her crotch to fixations on her vulgar gestures and mannerisms mr varma makes sure he has left not one person in the audience less than uncomfortable with his voyeuristic pedophile camera angles br br oh and let s not talk about the non existent chemistry between jia and her so called friend ritu bachchan s character s daughter these girls are supposed to be best friends yet look like worst enemies even before anything goes wrong between them nothing they do together is believable until they become enemies maybe mr varma should have worked on that aspect of his script rather than focusing on destroying any credibility amitabh bachchan might have had left as an actor br br the worst part of the movie is perhaps the subservient portrayal of the character of bachchan s character s wife her role was so underwritten and ridiculously wooden that it s impossible to actually feel any pity or concern for her i actually felt like reaching into the screen slapping her for not reacting like any normal woman would instead she just stood there looking irritated and helpless as i imagine much of the viewers of this film might feel after watching this train wreck of a film watch at your own risk ,0
while it has been many decades since i last read mr wells war of the worlds or the time machine or any other of his works i believe that they were all set in london or at least in england this grade b c movie is set in the eastern part of the united states as was orson welles excellent radio adaptation years ago however this film exhibits none of the quality of the narrative style of the mercury playhouse program thomas howell s emoting would not be acceptable in most high school drama clubs i was actually embarrassed for him his rolling around in the grass on the hill crying my family my family was almost laughable as was his reaction to the death of his brother of the three film versions of the story that i have seen this was by far the worst with gene barry s s version the best additionaally this was the first time i ever saw a machine monster dripping sticky saliva such as did the creature in the alien ,0
this documentary on schlockmeister william castle takes a few cheap shots at the naive s s environment in which he did his most characteristic work look at the funny silly people with the ghost glasses but it s also affectionate and lively with particularly bright commentary from john waters who was absolutely the target audience for such things at the time and from castle s daughter who adored her dad and also is pretty perceptive about how he plied his craft we never find out what became of the other castle offspring the movies were not very good it makes clear but his marketing of them was brilliant and he appears to have been a sweet hardworking family man fun people keep popping up like straight jacket s diane baker who looks great and anne helm whom she replaced at the instigation of star joan crawford darryl hickman all but explodes into giggles at the happy memory of working with castle on the tingler and there s enough footage to give us an idea of the level of castle s talent not very high but very energetic a pleasant look at a time when audiences were more easily pleased and it does make you nostalgic for simpler movie going days ,1
spoiler alert br br you can listen to wong kar wai s movies like a radio play invisible vibrations between the characters the rooms where they stay in the rhythm that presses them ahead attraction and dislike the whole spectrum of the atmosphere is played back by the sound track the dialogue is mostly completely unimportant br br the narration is similar to a childish amorous look at a beautiful woman and a sad man whose sorrows are noticeable but helpless in the mood for love is told from a child perspective but the child never appears as a narrator the aesthetic of the film is developed by an extreme light and color dramaturgy harsh cuts an unattached almost documentary camera and a complex unobtrusive sound br br the genius use of nat king cole s perhaps perhaps perhaps whose mysterious power grows the more often it is repeated and the melancholic waltz helps in the graceful choreography of the two protagonists maggie cheung in her beautiful dresses is brilliant the perfect vis à vis to the handsome stylish tony leung the audience assumes a romance between them but wong just sees sad resignation the two potential lovers are revolving around each other like satellites knowing that they never will share the same orbit you wish that they will find each other they won t and the emotional power of their non love sex relationship makes the movie immensely fascinating br br it is about broken luck and unspoken love in all of wong s films these are the leitmotives love whether it comes too early or it comes too late to take the one and not the other person the yearning of the characters that is never satisfied their loneliness the mourning and the luck that they experience when it is too late ,1
very enjoyable s western i have it in my collection and recommend it to western fans br br mostly victor mature s movie and quite well done in my estimation br br he s a trapper who joins a frontier post as a scout red cloud caught three of them on their land and took their possessions they all joined as scouts after their loss br br victor has set his eye s on the colonel s wife and lives life on the post without much regards to regulations br br action done quite convincingly but no great depth or much feeling to other characters br br s westerns are my favorites and this slides easily to a satisfaction a western of this kind is in the pages of the past and perhaps never to be made much again one to enjoy gave it a rating likely worthy but films like these become more precious over time br br for film noir fans the big steal they live by night side street are most wonderful movies to be enjoyed bought and viewed noir seems to resemble westerns in a way some long ago and never forever ,1
the show start out with the boat desmond was i it then they went to try to save walt and lock things that the button pushing is a big joke at the same time desmond found out that hes the one that crashed the plane eko tries to open the door that jhon locked on him and charlie helped him find the bomb while sayid and jack plan is that sasyid is to find the others first and see who and what the other are and find if there armed and have any weapons br br micheal takes jack swayer kate and hugo in a trap and they get caught br br after the show there were more questions then answers but that what makes the show great and can t wait until season ,1
doctor mordrid is one of those rare films that is completely under the radar but is totally worthwhile it really reminds me of the old serials from the s and s which is why i d have loved to see follow up movies but judging by the rest of full moon s output there simply weren t enough tits to satisfy the typical audience unfortunately thanks to a completely superfluous sacrifice scene there two too many for a family audience which is unfortunate because without em this could have been a harry potter style magicfest that kids would have eaten up both jeffrey combs and yvette nipar are great i wasn t sure if ms nipar hadn t wandered off an a list picture onto this film she was very believable no seriously anyway it s a shame they didn t have the bucks to license dr strange because i think this could have been a total kiddie phenom ,1
this movie is not the same as the version with judy garland and james mason and that is a shame because the version is in my opinion much better i am not denying barbra streisand s talent at all she is a good actress and brilliant singer i am not acquainted with kris kristofferson s other work and therefore i can t pass judgment on it however this movie leaves much to be desired it is paced slowly it has gratuitous nudity and foul language and can be very difficult to sit through br br however i am not a big fan of rock music so it s only natural that i would like the judy garland version better see the film with barbra and kris and judge for yourself ,0
absolutely dreadful mexican film supposedly based on a short story by edgar allan poe about a newsman wanting to go into the confines of an asylum hidden in the woods to write a story about how it works etc when our hero gaston is given the grand show by dr maillard head of the asylum we see all kinds of things which are suppose to be horrific such as men hanging around long in a dungeon and comedic such as our hero being joked upon by soldiers as he climbs down a ladder hanging over the side of a building then there is one sight which might have been meant to be both a human man dressed as a chicken yes that s right a chicken that pecks around the ground for chicken feed the scene was to be a comedic highlight of the film but at least for me it was the film s low point and really most revolting when you considered that grown men and women thought this might even be remotely entertaining ah that is indeed the real horror that is dr tarr and his legion of name changes and that brings me to this salient fact about the film which is most films that undergo multiple title changes usually have some kind of serious problem yes this is obvious but some have distribution problems and others of which this is one have numerous title changes so that someone might unsuspectingly buy the same garbage more than once this is definitely garbage it has very little going for it the only performer worth having a look at is claudio brook as the head of the asylum he is one huge slab of ham as he laughs maniacally bellows orders sashays with sword in hand and praises the chicken i got so tired of hearing him talk about the soothing system as his means to cure the mentally sick what a bunch of ludicrosity hey a film like this with a script like this deserves this kind of word it won t take you long to figure out what is going on in the asylum nor will it be any more interesting cinematic chicken scratch ,0
where would hollywood have been without fredric march as robert browning or dennis price as lord byron famous lovers in their day even an actor as normally straitlaced as michael redgrave once brought some moody charm to a portrayal of w b yeats writers lives are an endless source of inspiration br br but of all poets it was dylan thomas the roistering free loving welshman who enjoyed a pint or two and drank himself to death in new york at the age of who was closest in spirit to the film industry during world war ii he produced scripts for british propaganda documentaries he even wrote the screenplay of a vapid melodrama called the three weird sisters in which three old maids in a welsh village plot the murder of their rich half brother all that is now forgiven br br in john maybury s the edge of love thomas is played by the welsh actor matthew rhys it s not a full scale biopic the film covers four years in the poet s life during world war ii when he lived with two women his wife caitlin sienna miller and a former lover vera phillips keira knightley whom he met again by chance during the war it seems he loved them both the relationship of these extraordinary women to thomas and to each other is at the heart of maybury s absorbing film br br how it came to be made is a story almost as remarkable as that of the lovers themselves rebekah gilbertson the film s producer is the granddaughter of vera phillips and william killick william a war hero played in the film by cillian murphy married vera while she was still in love with the poet gilbertson was inspired to make the film when she discovered a book about her grandparents dylan thomas a farm two mansions and bungalow by david thomas describing their tangled lives sharman macdonald who wrote the screenplay is the mother of knightley the part requires knightley to sing and her mother included songs especially for her surely no film with such felicitous family connections deserves to do other than succeed br br we begin in london during the blitz bombs are falling sirens are wailing and phillips is singing to sheltering crowds in an underground tube station in a pub by chance she meets thomas and discovers after all these years that he has a wife and child phillips and caitlin form a friendship untroubled by jealousy or rancour and are soon sharing beds and bathtubs listening to thomas read his poems exchanging intimate secrets and smoking their heads off as everyone did in wartime caitlin turns out to be more experienced in the ways of the world my first was augustus john he seduced me when i was but it s the refined and soulful phillips who stirs thomas s deepest responses and eventually succumbs to his charms in the meantime she has reluctantly married killick who has seen her in the tube station and been instantly captivated by her beauty if not her singing br br it is an intense and strangely beautiful film though thomas himself may be its least impressive character he is best remembered for under milk wood his verse radio play about a day in the life of the mythical welsh village of llareggub whose name spelt backwards was not something polite english teachers drew attention to i once had a vinyl recording of richard burton reading the poem he appeared in a film of under milk wood in and i ve never forgotten the creamy seductive quality of his voice the legendary charisma the magnetism of the man is something i missed in rhys s performance thomas comes across as a strangely pallid even secondary figure compared with the women in his life br br in his previous film love is the devil maybury explored the turbulent life of painter francis bacon and his sadomasochistic relationship with his lover and model george dyer the edge of love seems to me a richer and more satisfying film if you ask what insights it offers into the springs of thomas s creative inspiration i would have to say llareggub but as an insight into his egotism his smouldering moods and his general indifference to the feelings of others it is wonderfully sad and revealing br br thomas had a good war boozing and writing while other men including killick were being traumatised by the horrors of battle in one scene near the end thomas s behaviour towards his friends seems unforgivably callous but this is not after all thomas s film murphy gives us a magnificent study in doomed passion and the emotional debilitation of war miller is charming and pathetic as the wife and knightley looks almost too exquisitely delicate to be real as she did in pride and prejudice but this is probably her finest performance and in every respect the film is worthy of her ,1
i own this movie i ve seen it over times and every time i still get weepy its a great love story surprises and you can definately feel chemistry between klein and sobiesky i definately give this movie a perfect i recommend this to anyone ,1
i rented this dvd having seen it while looking for something else when i saw the title on the jacket i couldn t believe my eyes i read yalom s book about a year ago and loved it in fact admire yalom s work in general i am a clinical psychologist i have watched perhaps minutes of this movie and have had to turn it off i m not sure if i can take much more at a superficial level the faux accents as others have commented are simply distracting at best and irritating and vapid at worst the acting is dull when it should be passionate and comical when it should be serious the portrayal of lou salome is simply flippant and the brilliant freud comes off as little more than a schoolboy i see very little of the book s spirit conveyed thus far i had hoped to be able to recommend this film to my students instead i will refer them to the book imagine that ,0
tv pilots don t you love them quinn martin tried this one out after being successful in a bunch of other tv detective movies but this one goes nowhere except in the realm of mst where it belongs roy thinnes is diamond head who takes orders from aunt mary to find super spy lovejoy i mean tree zulu and tso tsing are there for ethnic comic relief and not much else tree sucks as a bad guy despite all his disguises that makes him look exactly the same as he normally does there s more unnatural clothing fiber here than you can ever imagine required in the s and the show itself is so anti climatic why did it not go to series you figure it out it s quite blatant again it s fun for mst but not a lot else ,0
i picked this up in the danger after dark box set and watched it solely because of my interest in the performance of hyde and gackt i expected a corny horror film that was a huge gore fest and with very bad dialogue which is exactly what it would have been if it had been made in america instead i found myself intrigued by the good development of the characters and the way that sho gackt develops through the movie as a person the acting skills of both stars was surprisingly good considering they aren t professional actors and the director did a marvelous job with it all setting it in the future minus the flying cars and holographic billboards br br on a side note taro yamamoto s performance was very surprising the only other film i ve seen him in is battle royale where he plays shogo kawada and in this film he seems to be the exact opposite of shogo toshi is bright exuberant and hyper serving as a sort of comic relief with his antics shogo was the big tough guy on the island who killed without thinking anything of it so watch out for his performance if you re familiar with battle royale you ll be very surprised by him br br but don t be thrown off by the summary on the back of the box because this isn t really a vampire movie it s just a movie with a vampire in it that hyde s character is a vampire is almost a background fact with what s really going on in the foreground and you guys will love the last scene it s a really moving picture at some points the photography is really well done it s definitely something to pick up the next time you re at blockbuster ,1
the film really challenges your notions of identity and the society we live in it is well made and very powerful the persons in the film are honest and revealing about the world that exists outside of the normative ideological perspective i believe it give great insight into a sub culture who shakes the very ideas that the viewer has of society it is shocking at times and more powerful because of it some parts were difficult to watch as most reality is but it is not over done its good the first time you watch it but it becomes even better the second or third time around because you have had the chance to wrap your mind around the very topics they discuss and challenge ,1
this movie is george c scott at his very best bernard hughes at his very best and diana rigg at her most pithy and of course paddy chaevsky writing at masterpiece warp there are also very brief snippets of future biggies like susan sarandon stockard channing etc who have one scene lines that you don t necessarily spot until your fifth or sixth time watching nancy marchand as a young to middle age nurse supervisor is also superb as well as practically every face in hollywood of br br it is one of the few movies that gets better the more times you see it watch for the surprise scene ala wait until dark this is one of the few movies i have ever bought on dvd it is that superb ,1
one of the few comedic twilight zones that s actually really good we have floyd the barber from andy griffith show the stock in trade old geezer dude from many old westerns and lovable old frisby it also has that cool spacecraft interior that i believe was used in the sci fi classic forbidden planet or else the day the earth stood sill plus the new guys in town are driving an exotic renault i think sports car back in the days when european automobiles were known as foreign jobs in the u s the whole idea of harmonica as weapon is a hoot and the fact that frisby s buddies love him despite being the fact he s a total bs artist is a heartwarming moment ,1
considered by almost all the critics to be the best of the johnny weissmuller tarzan films i have no argument with that although there are a couple of others i thought just as entertaining one thing it s the longest of the series that i ve seen at minutes i ve only seen six of them but this was longer than i m used to and with the drawn out action finale i thought the whole thing was a bit too long br br nonetheless it is a good mixture of action suspense and romance the only things missing are color and stereo sound the primitive special effects don t bother me as that was all that they had back in the s br br among some this film is most noted for one thing skin jane never wore anything this skimpy after this film as the hays code was instituted by the time the next tarzan film was made her outfit showed what a great figure maureen o sullivan possessed the nude underwater scene however was not her by a longshot the woman under the water didn t have a good figure at all whoever it was br br there is plenty of action in here up to the finale it was not overdone either the ending went on for minutes though and was so intense that it was almost too much to watch br br still this movie offers about everything except boy their adopted son you d want to see in a tarzan film even o sullivan doing her tarzan yell about a dozen times with her pair of lungs that was no problem ,1
in the aftermath of september th in new york this drama about american firefighters was conceived as a salute and tribute to their professionalism the story is told with a series of flashbacks where after firefighter jack morrison joaquin phoenix has crashed through the floor of a burning building and only communicating with captain mike kennedy john travolta via the radio the flashbacks basically show how jack grows from being a recruit seeing kennedy as a father figure to being a firehouse legend of course in the present day jack s fellow firefighters are trying to reach him but they are too late and in the end he lets them leave him and it forwards to his funeral where he is praised as one of the best firefighters they have known also starring jacinda barrett as linda morrison terminator s robert patrick as lenny richter morris chestnut as tommy drake billy burke as dennis gauquin balthazar getty as ray gauquin and tim guinee as tony corrigan the blazes of the film are ultimately all i could pay attention to and enjoy seeing the characters tackle them the rest is a bit too chatty for my liking adequate ,0
i have barely managed to view the entire film only after about min out of the movie s min did the journey to mars begin and then there were min left for the closure these long minutes were very boring and didn t contribute anything to the film when finally reaching mars it wasn t much better plot wise it all could have been fitted into much shorter running time and nothing would have been missed br br what i cannot understand is the piece of trivia saying the because of the film new born babies were named aelita why would someone want to name his her baby after a villain who despite having only one eyebrow apparently has breasts br br the only interesting thing here is the sets and costumes for the mars scenes they are an interesting experiment in constructivism just as the cabinet of dr caligari was for expressionism five years earlier br br i give it for the great looking design ,0
recap something mysteriously dense that transmits radio signals is discovered in the ice of antarctica the mysterious block is dug out and brought to a research station on antarctica julian rome a former seti worker is brought in to decipher the message problem is that one of the researchers is a old girlfriend of his and the situation quickly turns awkward especially since the other female researchers practically throw themselves at him and the block of ice with the thing inside is melting unnaturally quickly soon the object is in the open the mystery continues though as the object generates a huge amount of electricity it is decided to open the object but just before that is done julian decodes the signal do not open but too late and the object explodes as it is finally breached and two things unleashed on earth the first is an alien that had been dormant in the object and the other is a virus that instantly kills the research staff and washington that is suspiciously updated on this historic event decides that those things can not be unleashed upon the earth so a russian nuclear submarine carrying nuclear weapons is sent to antarctica br br comments the movie holds a few surprises one is carl lewis who surprisingly puts in a good acting performance and the other is that the special effects that are beautiful well worked through and a lot better than expected unfortunately the story holds a lot of surprises of its own and this time not in a good way actually it is so full of plot holes that sometimes the movies seem to consist of almost randomly connected scenes it is never really explained why washington know so much why washington is able to command russian submarines why the object is in the antarctic and has woken up now it is really puzzling that the alien pod is transmitting in understandable english some might want to explain this with that the alien had been to earth before and knew the language and obviously chose english why but then it is very confusing why the nice aliens that apparently want to save the earth from the virus send their do not open message encoded and finally the end is as open as an end can be br br the movie is a little entertaining but too much energy from me must be diverted to fill in the voids in the plot therefore the total impression of the movie is not too good br br ,0
this often maligned movie is a must for fans of blake edwards julie andrews henry mancini or hollywood musicals other writers have commented on the shifts in tone the confusion of plot etc but the film has many things to recommend it the score is one of henry mancini s best and he has written many wonderful ones several songs are sung to perfection by andrews julie s performance is nuanced and she is decked out in some beautiful clothes she is at her absolutely loveliest here the on location shots are breath taking and there are some funny inspector clouseau type sight gags to boot rock hudson basically phoned in his performance but he is passably good a real curiosity item in that it was the last major film julie did for about years and in many ways is a precursor to victor victoria it is lovely to look at and listen to when will it be available on dvd when it is i for one would like both versions the longer and shorter director s cut since it was lampooned in s o b they would make a great two pack ,1
set in the philipines lethal panther is a dreary early s martial arts action flick which sees a reckless cop hunting down the nasty criminals who killed his wife a rather cheap looking production with almost no artistic merit this film relies on the quality and quantity of its action but whilst there is no shortage of fisticuffs gun fights and explosions the quality is just not there the endless battles are desperately lacking in originality or excitement with poor editing and mundane direction making this film a real chore to sit through br br the usually impressive yukari oshima is totally wasted with her natural athletic ability overshadowed by some excruciatingly bad wire work the ballistic action scenes are an unimpressive mixture of slow motion flying through the air whilst shooting heroics crazy vehicle stunts and endless bad guys lining up to be shot br br with so many better examples of the girls and guns genre now available on dvd i suggest that you leave this one well alone unless like me you ll endure pretty much any old rubbish in order to be a completist ,0
i blame birth of a nation myself for commencing the long running tradition of hollywood travesties of history of which there can be few greater examples than this apart from getting the names of custer and his th cavalry crazy horse and the sioux and president grant spelt right the geography correct and the fact that custer and his men were indeed wiped out to a man the rest just takes hyperbole and invention to ludicrous limits throw in some downright hackneyed scenes of the purest exposition try custer and his wife s learning of the phony gold rush to excuse the invasion of the sioux territory custer s testimony in front of congress pleading the rights of the red indians and to top it all custer s storming into the president s office to beg to return to his post honestly there s plenty more of the same some of these scenes almost comical in their corniness and yet and yet it s still a great actioner with flynn as dashing as ever dehavilland as beguiling as ever the young anthony quinn getting a start as crazy horse and director walsh as barnstorming as ever in his depiction of crowd scenes and of course the tumultuous action sequences ford taught us in liberty valance to believe the legend before the truth here i think we re closer to the legend of the legend but hey it s only a movie and a rollicking wonderfully enjoyable classic hollywood movie at that ,1
this is how i interpreted the movie first things first there was not a single scene in the movie where u see the bad guy taylor torturing or nailing ben s hands to the wall however the same cannot be told of the gals in the end too u see taylor disappear as he walks looks like the message there was there was no taylor and the whole movie was a figment of imagination of ben also there was no scene during the torturing moments wherein any of the gals confront or are in the same frame as ben it was taylor all the time but in real taylor was ben if they were two different people then why was there no scene showing both of them in one frame during the horrific times but of course before that u do see both of them together and that cud just be ben s imagination at work also when ben was out of jail the text on screen clearly says that ben s story was unrealistic and there was no such place as he had explained read mine cars etc even after liz hunter leaves kristy and comes back to find ben she doesn t find him why because ben taylor was out looking for the gals instead kristy has all the time in the world to check out taylor s ben web cam photos etc br br somehow everything sums up to just one fact that kristy and liz both of them knew that taylor was ben so my conclusion is that ben was schizophrenic and the movie where you see him and taylor in one frame was nothing but figments of his imagination otherwise if there really was a taylor then they should have found him out given all the detailed explanation coming from ben ,1
i will never be a member of any club that would have me br br especially this one br br starr andreeff is a single mom stripper who gets attacked by a br br female vampire and left for dead she begins to get a hankering for br br blood and meets up with john savage looking like he s br br wondering where he left michael cimino s phone number savage br br is also a vampire and wants to let andreef join his little vampire br br family which consists of a british vamp the blonde vamp who br br attacked starr and a green haired midget i am not making this br br up br br the family does not want starr so they try to kill savage and starr br br and starr s kid br br someone forgot to tell john savage that this was a drama he br br spends most of his screen time exhibiting more facial tics than br br hugh grant on a jolt cola bender and he reads all of his lines like br br he is making a farrelly brothers film andreeff tries to make the br br most of a badly written role but screenwriter director ruben goes br br for all the vampire cliches like starr eating her son s pet hamster br br and buying a lot of raw meat to fight the craving for blood the kid br br also gets knocked around a lot for those who think watching br br violence against children is really entertaining br br the film is extra gory but not in a wild over the top way like killer br br tongue here the gore is gross and never justified it just occurs br br it is just in the budget most of the r rating goes to andreeff s br br coworkers who are put through embarassing strip routines in the br br background of conversation scenes the budget does not include br br vampire fangs all the vampires here must stab their prey to eat br br nifty idea unless you have already seen george romero s br br martin br br even at minutes and once you throw in ruben s attempts at br br arty direction skewed frames blurred scenes this is one br br tiresome dull and dirty ride leave this club and take a shower br br you will need it br br this is rated r for strong physical violence gun violence sexual br br violence strong gore strong profanity female nudity sexual br br references drug abuse and adult situations br br ,0
 live together die alone is divided into three main story lines and each one of them alone would have been enough for a great episode so when you put all of them together you have a great episode it was a daring move to give the flashbacks of a season finale to a character desmond who had only appeared in episodes up to that point but it worked his backstory is absolutely fascinating to watch both informative about the past of the island the swan station itself and honestly moving desmond and penny seem magically connected to each other even when they are on opposite ends of the world and both characters are beautifully acted it s hard not to cry when desmond reads penny s letter the action inside the hatch is edge of your seat tense as locke is determined not to allow the button to get pushed again convinced it was all just a psychological experiment desmond gradually realizes the consequences of this decision and eko is locked outside and tries desperately to get back in the melting of the clock and locke s i was wrong are unforgettable moments the outside action has jack kate sawyer and hurley captured by the others due to michael s betrayal after they make a puzzling discovery connected to the pearl and henry gale s game changing return as the others leader even the least important plot line sayid jin and sun sailing to the beach where the others are supposedly camping contains one of the greatest mythological mysteries of the show the giant statue that s almost entirely missing except for a foot with four toes in short emotion history mythology adventure suspense the threat of annihilation a ray of hope a classic lost episode out of ,1
macarthur is a great movie with a great story about a great man general douglas macarthur this is of course the story of one of america s great military figures and a figure made familiar to me from the earliest moments of my memory though there is a continuity issue there may be others e g macarthur s speech portrayed in the film as his address to the u s military academy on accepting the thayer award did not contain the phrase old soldiers never die they just fade away that was in his speech to congress upon his dismissal by president truman in for his alleged insubordination these two did not see eye to eye gregory peck is im peck able as the general who vowed he would return to the philippines in world war ii the film moves quickly and easily with the general his family and his staff from the beginning of the second world war to the end of his service career this film would be of much greater significance to one familiar with both ww ii and the korean war nevertheless peck s portrayal of this great man who fought the twin evils of fascism and communism and who hated war as only a soldier can is a memorable one indeed in war there is no substitute for victory ,1
i can only believe that garson kanin must have been two people the one who wrote the brilliant a double life and the funny born yesterday and co wrote such excellent screenplays as adam s rib and pat and mike with his wife ruth gordon and then the one who wrote and or directed such tiresome sad drivel as bachelor mother some kind of a nut and this the cast tries but the script is so tired and clichéd that even the efforts of the always wonderful brenda vaccaro are defeated the script sinks to it s nadir in the truly offensive sequence in which janssen s character tests drivas s character to make sure he s not gay an ugly sequence but sadly one which could easily play in a film today ethnic jokes are now totally verboten but fag jokes are still good clean family fun ,0
the mere fact that i still think of the movie a decade later is what really speaks volumes about the film to me this substantiates grand canyon as a film that will touch you in one way or another i truly believe that before the movie crash there was grand canyon the major difference between the two films in my opinion is the timing of their release i m not going to argue which one is better but i will contend to the idea that they share the same message i d love to hear from those that have an opinion on this subject i will start a commentary which you can find at http www myspace com you may also find me there to post any other topics about movies that we may share because i have a true love for film ,1
for the life of me i can t figure out why anyone would make a movie like this the plot is tired the acting is strained the language is consistently foul and at times the over use of the f word seemed like a lack of dialog was prevalent so let s throw in another couple of f s for good measure that s what the american public wants to hear gossett was particularly foul and seemed to enjoy his part forget this c p rent shrek and have a good laugh ,0
okay i saw this movie as a child and really loved it my parents never purchased the movie for me but i think i ll go about and buy it now i m a sucker for pre animated films anyway onto the actual review br br what i liked there was an actual portrayal of heaven and hell one of the few i ve seen in animated films character development existed it s easy to classify characters in this movie i e charlie is the selfish mutt itchy is cynical but believes charlie carface is obviously the relentless villain etc i also loved king gator s song i ve always loved loud annoying flamboyant guys this song may have been random but it was so fun finally the detail of the animation was beautiful you could tell charlie was all gruff and stuff and the backgrounds were beautiful br br what i did not like the actual portrayal of heaven the way charlie reacted to it no surprises whatsoever made it actually seem very boring he denied a place in heaven and still got to return to it in the end i remember a few lines of certain songs such as you can t keep a good dog down let s make music forever and welcome to being dead but i can t remember the majority of any of them the songs weren t that catchy to be honest whippet angel she s annoying and that neck augh br br what parents may not like a few very scary depending on the viewer images of hell are shown during the movie carface is quite threatening beer is also implied but not actually dubbed beer gambling is a key element in the movie the good guy dies br br overall i love this movie even if it is a bit forgettable at times the scarier children s animations are always my favorite ones this was created back in a time when producers and writers weren t afraid to give kids a little scare now and then nowadays this probably would have been rated pg kids under the age of or easily disturbed kids should not watch this other than that i give it br br happy viewing ,1
i rented the film i don t think it got a theatrical release here out expecting the worse the previews made the film look awful i was in fact very surprised it was well worth watching it was loosely scripted almost like an ensemble piece of film it had some very funny moments in it and although flawed is an effective satire on the show and the people on the show without being too scathing it is flawed mainly by the awful soundtrack of bludgeoning comedy effects but on the whole it comes across as honest and generally true to form of the show in an altmanesque or larry sanders way br br at the moment it is the fashion to be critical of jerry springer he is also an easy target springer could have made citizen kane and it would be proclaimed the worst film ever made i recommend this film for anybody interested in the show a flawed but innovative and interesting piece of film ,1
honest to god the outline pretty much says it all the planet andromina not to be confused with aunt jemima is represented by a cheap l a stripclub there s no strippers so the most recent male visitors go off to recruit strippers br br the men get mistaken for kings or arrested for spying on women although despite the fact its a planet of women we only get two women who participate in any girl girl sex scenes and eventually as always happen in science fiction cliche movies everywhere the women become convinced that men are good for something well not the men who made this movie at any rate br br but boy do we get to see a lot of that something in prodigious amounts of softcore sex and nudity this one has less plot then usual for such flicks so change the channel if you don t like this kind of movie and grit your teeth if you re into this kind of thing ,0
i rented this movie the other night because neither my girlfriend or myself had ever seen it even though we had heard from a mutual friend how great it was br br now i am pretty conservative in my views but i knew going in it would be pretty liberal given who directed it i figured before the movie started michael douglas would play a compassionate popular liberal beloved by the masses and there would be a stodgy conservative opponent as his antagonist but i thought thats where the political statement would begin and end br br ok the plot was solid single president falls for a lobbyist ok this has potential i thought to be pretty entertaining since the plot was unique but then the movie turned into a liberal infomercial the movie became more about gun control and environmental issues than it did about the relationship between the president and sydney annette bening br br there were several ridiculous premises in this movie the character sydney playing this six figure lobbyist who is a closer could she have been more flighty she was constantly disorganized and seemed in awe of everything hardly a closer i am an sales and she could not close selling a glass of water to a man dying of thirst br br secondly is there anything more ridiculous than richard dreyfuss playing a right wing fanatic this is the most liberal man in hollywood and her is playing some right wing ideologue give me a break i liked how he took his conservative character and made him as sinister as possible br br the speech at the end was simply ludicrous the line about i am a proud card carrying member of the aclu was a joke first no president would ever admit something like that being an active member of an ultra fringe group second why even bring something like that up you just alienated off over half the movie going audience who is moderate or conservative br br i thought the plot was great and unique i thought michael douglas was a good choice as president but the movie went from being a movie to a left wing political statement which is why the movie failed br br its a shame to see a great plot ruined by hollywood having to force their political views on the audience,0
i thought this movie was perfect for little girls it was about a magical place where genevieve and all her sisters could do what they wanted to do the most anytime they d like most little girls would like this story even though there is the thought of death in it although no one dies the king almost does but little girls would not understand it so it adds up to make a perfect story all the events add up creating a great plot that can have a meaning if you dig deep enough this story is perfect for little girls and since it is a barbie movie the kids can have more fun with it especially if they have barbies of their own anyone can have fun with it though because it is so cute and understandable overall i think this movie is a good movie for everyone especially little girls and will give anyone a smile at least once during it ,1
much of the commentary on this board revolves around debating the validity of some comparison to r dogs made on the dvd cover forget about all of that this film er home movie is utterly horrendous how can anyone with a shred of credibility claim this as being there is no plot none i couldn t believe that i spent money to rent this more on that later and that i had fooled myself into believing that this based on box cover art and some sort of film fest award blurb had potential the only thing i do really remember was that unbelievably one of the annoying main characters was supposedly offed with a bullet to the head and he ends up surviving the wound and making it to the final credits alive wow and looky dere killers has a sequel double wow br br true story i actually was in so much denial that i had wasted my money and life force on this rental that i kept the videotape for what must ve been six months i kept telling myself that it never actually happened the video on top of the tv was an illusion a mental symbol of my self loathing after someone pointed out that is was indeed real and that i needed to get a grip i decided that i couldn t just leave it there i thought how many others have i denied the suffering of sitting through the viewing of this masterpiece by hoarding killers all to myself i had to do the right thing and return it back to the hell from which it came br br so as i imagine most of the populous of imdb would do in a similar situation i mustered up some major courage and drove to the video store at am after making sure that no one was around i got out of my car still running of course slipped the movie into the drop box slot and booked the hell out of there never to return br br i guess i expected that some goons from hollywood video corporate would come looking for me the bill must ve racked up to something like by that time so i moved away from the area however coincidently much like the killers storyline nothing ever happened ,0
the number of goofs in this episode was higher than the first they don t follow their own rules about spirits where destruction of the body makes the spirit dissolve this one dropped a second body that body and dean drop about feet from sam but then they are right with sam flashlights go out in an unlighted asylum at night and we can still see everything it s night but light is streaming through the windows a ghost that died in s is making cell phones calls come on there is no way sam could get a psychiatrist to see him in the same day he makes an appointment and the doctor talks to sam like it wasn t his first visit sam and dean knew there were other bodies in the asylum and innocent spirits still lurking and didn t do anything to help them that doesn t seem like a thing the winchester boys would do oh and after crawling around on a dirt filled mattress and all around a nasty asylum the girls makeup and hair is perfect and not a smudge on her white shirt br br while the implementation of this episode had problems the premise was good and a few times i was not creeped out but nervous as dean sat reading elicots journal i just knew that an object so intensely personal to the ghost would draw it to the person violating it s sanctity elicot didn t appear maybe that is a fault for such an important object or place like elicot s office should draw the spirit when a living being touches or enters when they separate i want to scream that s how you die always stay together and watch each others backs but they don t listen to me o the elicot spirit and his special ability was a very nice touch it s prime time show but i do wish the horror of elicot strapping one of his victims down and using anticipation of torture to creep us out further br br especially because of the lighting goofs i gave this a sudden darkness or the flickering of the whole scene s lighting as the flashlight flickers is all that more terrifying the lighter coming or the flashlight reviving and instantly a spirit is in their face is shocking i understand the directors wants us to see his scene but then make a mention or obvious connection by elicot touching an electric socket and the lights coming on have the characters respond to the fact an asylum with no power suddenly has lights in the one room blue white lights flickering as electric arcs just like elicot s finger power br br seriously mcg could have done better ,0
niagara niagara is a stunning and heartbreaking story about the two outsiders seth and marcy robin tunney gives a fantastic performance as marcy suffering from tourette s sydrome getting sicker and sicker as the movie progresses this movie is not very optimistic and it s very hard emotional but at the same time very romantic it s hard to explain but see it and find out for yourself it s definitely worth it ,1
well easily my favourite tv series ever call me a walking mail cliché but include violence mafia sex gambling drugs etc on a show and you re already winning points on in my book combine all that with acting that superceeds anything you ve ever seen on the small screen add directing that fits cinema of the vintage type and most of all writing that blows the mind and a few brains a long the way and you got yourself a show thats gonna be pretty tough to compete with br br above all stand two actors james gandolfini as tony soprano and edie falco as his wife carmela as for gandolfini he fits his roll in a way that words cannot express if you haven t seen him as tony yet see it now br br i can go on and on and on about every character in the show the psychological brilliance the gripping scenes etc but you wouldn t be able to stop me so all i can say is that this is about the only show along with seinfeld that i am able to watch over and over again from start to finish and end up enjoying it even more ,1
i couldn t bear to sit through he entire movie do families like this really exist somewhere there have been many comments describing this family as akin to llbean models and such and i think that that is a great description of how they behaved br br more absurdly unbelievable writing acting occurs as we meet a character referred to in high school as pigface who of course has grown into a drop dead gorgeous year harvard educated plastic surgeon but only to do good in the world not for the money and she beds steve carrel on the first date that s when i quit watching br br if you can completely suspend your disbelief for two hours then perhaps you ll enjoy this sentimental self indulgent waste of time ,0
for a movie like this there s always something to follow by in years to come clive barker the man who brought hellraiser makes a horror movie that is part goth part mythology and all horror in between nightbreed are a bunch of mutants who only come out at night and roam the place called midian now a man name boone craig sheffer claims to suffer hallucinations he goes to this shrink dr decker david croneberg who helps boone with his problems unaware of this situation decker claims to be a purist which he s only a hate monger in disguise boone however goes into midian and make the claim that he s one of the mutants there but a mutant named peloquin oliver parker sees boone as meat his bite however spares boone so after he is killed by a gauntlet of fire arms he s one of them now after being mislead by decker boone does everything in his power to protect lori anne bobby from him lori saves a mutant from the sun and in return helps the others as well i liked the lady mutants one who gives a smoky kiss of death and the porcupine woman who dreamed boone show off her power that is so seductive and deadly at the same time i ve enjoyed this horror movie all the way and the rule of it is never trust a shrink rating out of stars ,1
delirious near plot less mood piece and if it s more lsd inspired than the devil then we must remember when it was made after a startling sm opening which even itself is not what it seems we move to soft focus and dream or imaginings or remembering lots of literary and cinematic references and indeed this is the franco film that lang himself praised beautiful and mesmerising the film unfolds at a leisurely pace but has a richness within each fold a rare movie to languish within old jess could make em when he tried fine central performances too including the indomitable jack taylor and howard vernon i haven t even mentioned the lisbon locations ah ,1
i was watching the sci fi channel when this steaming pile of crap came on while not as bad as wynorski s curse of the komodo this still sucks bad wynorski uses the same island as in curse of the komodo as well as the same actors and house the effects are top notch suprising but thats about it i don t know what else to say about this movie oh yeah as in curse of the komodo the government gets involved and decides to bomb the island also when i saw this part i laughed hysterically a komanbra part man komodo and cobra overall this movie is utter crap even on bad movie standards just remember if jim wynorski had anything to do with a movie steer clear to avoid from falling asleep keep repeating it s almost over it s almost over out of ,0
the father of the who s alcoholic drummer keith moon was named arthur i found so many similarities between dudley moore and keith moon in this movie liza minelli who usually overacts did quite a good job in this one and was able to turn cheek on dudley moore in every turn yes i agree sir john stole absolutely every scene it was a very different movie enabling the viewer to have a glimpse into another life we often try to catch a rerun of this movie on satellite god rest dudley moore this was such an enjoyable movie much satire and thumbs down to the rich and snobby affluent the close friendship between moore and sir john is rather endearing ,1
the premise of bottom crossed with fawlty towers sounds great however ade edmonson rik mayall have managed to create a film that raises barely a titter ten years ago rik mayall s mad stare and ade s idiocy were funny now they are just annoying br br the film had promise though the most horrendous hotel in britain is not a new idea but failed to deliver the saving graces were competent performances from simon spaced big train pegg and helene mathieu and the film is only minutes long sorry guys but you really have hit the bottom,0
quite one of the worst films i have ever seen terrible acting laughable action it s clear that the cars are travelling slowly atrocious script hideously unsatisfying ending and incompetent direction make a hash of a movie we know judge reinhold is a fine actor but he should be ashamed of this detritus there is no great tension within the car and when the characters stumble upon moments of hope they laugh like inane banshees for some reason even high five ing when they see the bridge lowered br br also the chain of events that lead these people to share the same car strains credibility apparently based on true events though if that s the case truth is evidently stranger than fiction unfortunate then that it was portrayed in such an inept manner ,0
this may not be the worst movie to ever win best picture but its up there well on second thought this is probably the worst film to ever win best picture still though you would expect it to be a worth while film that in fact though if questionable as well the film contains almost no depth and is just fun after fun if you want to call it that at first its very interesting but it seems as if everything is exaggerated on so many levels br br the acting was not spectacular to watch but it was quite interesting seeing charlton heston in his first lead role i found many of the characters like the tone of the movie annoying after awhile who i did like a lot was james stewart as the philosophical clown he to me saved the film in that he gave it a much needed extra layer sadly though after stewart there was not much else br br the directing of the much respected cecil demille was non existent to me i found the movie corny at times and his use of betty hutton was a mistake the look of the movie was very good at times but it did not generate that magical feeling that classics need to have the writing was actually pretty good considering how shallow much of the movie was br br from movies like this did the term hollywood trash come up there is no depth no valid attempt at drawing emotions out of the audience and simply no artistic value to the film then of course the many holes in the plot throughout this movie was consistently annoying and frustrating i even had a sense through this film that much of what i was watching was not only and inaccurate depiction of circus life but instead the opposite of how it really is why this won best picture is beyond me but its not like the first or the last time the oscars will and have made a mistake ,0
in the dusty little town of furlough in texas an animal is slaughtering the cattle and the locals when the teenager tommy michael carreo is killed their friends anna furlough erika fay her mexican american boyfriend miguel gonzalez gabriel gutierrez jill gillespie sara erikson and rosie martine hughes finds that a mexican werewolf chupacabra is the killer and they plot a plan to kill the beast br br mexican werewolf in texas is an amateurish crap and among the worse movies i have ever seen if not the worst nothing works in this movie the screenplay is laughable with some of the most terrible lines i have ever heard the direction does not exist and the camera follows the style of the blair witch project the amateurish acting seems to be a prank of high school students or a high school play the special effects are gruesome and extremely poor and the werewolf is the cheapest i have ever seen ed wood movies are cult but this mexican werewolf in texas is pure garbage in the end jill says that no man can resist her teats actually the most beautiful thing in this flick but i believe the correct quote should be no man or woman can resist to watch this movie to the end i was driven by my curiosity to see how bad a movie can be and i lost minutes of my life but i believe most of the viewers will stop seeing with less than minutes running time my vote is one awful br br title brazil um lobisomen mexicano no texas a mexican werewolf in texas ,0
this was on scifi this past weekend and i had to check it out after all it was science fiction with vampires and erika eleniak what could go wrong with this b movie br br a lot br br to start with it can t even be classified as a b movie because that would put it in the same league as roger corman and this movie doesn t even meet his expectations the most money they spent was on the contact lenses for the vampires br br secondly the casting was horrible yes casting udo kier as the captain of the demeter was a smart move but the director clearly couldn t even get kier to memorize his lines casting eleniak in a vampire movie is also a smart move because it means a bunch of horny guys are going to buy rent record this flick to watch her get seduced by a vampire but the director writer and producer screwed that one too granted they got some money out of the poor unfortuate souls who enjoy watching vampire movies with hot women in them but no one is going to remember this movie in another two or three years br br thirdly little things that just emphasize the laziness in this movie for example van helsing calls a cross a crucifix and when mina is staked in the coffin the viewer can clearly see the fact that her chest is nothing more than pillows br br oh and one other thing why did they go for the george hamiltion type dracula instead of something that would look decently scary does george hamilton have an overwhelming hold on our future why didn t everyone who saw dracula just laugh at him for his get up br br a waste of time even with a tivo remote in your hand ,0
a group of four young men attending a prestigious private school belong to an old covenant that was formed by their ancestors during the time of the witch hunts of the late s they each possess a power that ages them whenever they use it and they suspect that a new kid at the academy might be from a family that was thought to have perished long ago this new guy wants everyone s power for himself br br this not a horror movie as it tries to present itself as yes there is magic and all that supernatural stuff but this is really just an action movie a very mediocre action movie focusing almost solely on being cool and slick and paying only minimal attention to the plot which has plenty of sadly unused room for interesting twists but none were put in and even before the movie is half over you ll know what is being played and by whom br br there are a few good scenes here and there most notably an exploding car that is magically reconstructed after colliding with a big rig but that s about it what s worse is that director renny harlin who has some very entertaining if not smart movies to his credit relies heavily on blasting metal music and overly sexy leads to carry that film and that makes it quite possibly the silliest horror movie since the disastrous alone in the dark it is not as bad as alone in the dark since the few slick scenes are actually slick and not ridiculously incompetent but in the end the highest this film can hope for is a nice and cozy home on late night cable br br rated pg violent action,0
this is one of the worse cases of film drivel i have seen in a long while it is so awful that i am not sure where to begin or even if it is worth it the plot is the real problem and i feel sorry for sly as he puts in a decent performance for his part but that plot oh dear oh dear i particularly love the way near the end he manages to pop from the foot of a mountain to the top whilst the helicopter is on the way a climb of a day or two takes him all of five minutes i could go on but it isn t worth it apart from the grim opening which even a five year old would be able to predict the outcome of the rest is drivel sorry folks but this is about as bad as film making gets ,0
as someone who used to spend hours driving around the backstreets of north london in an attempt to avoid the horrific congestion this film immediately appealed throw in my interest in what london was like back in the late s and you have the basic premise for my version of tv heaven on paper the film ticked all the right boxes and having just watched the knowledge the actual movie itself certainly lived up to if not exceeded my high expectations br br visually i was surprised how different london looked back then i lived in islington in the s long after gentrification had transformed the area it truly came across as grimy tatty and down at heel london may still have bad housing estates but the general feel of the place is much cleaner brighter and pleasant nowadays based on what this movie shows rather than my own memories br br as for the story and the acting well top marks obviously go to nigel hawthorne as the vampire absolutely brilliant he acts deliberately unpredictably alternating between total straight faced severity and surreal mindgames in order to unnerve the knowledge boys as he puts them through test after test br br all in all this was an excellent thoroughly enjoyable trip back into a very specific time and place that i find endlessly fascinating but even if you re not especially interested in london circa you ll still enjoy following the witty dialogue and likable characters of the knowledge ,1
i watched free money last night it was the longest minutes of my life with such an intriguing cast i really thought that i was in for a treat especially since i m a brando fan wrong what a waste of talent it s almost embarrassing to watch at times like the cattle prod scene there were so many missed opportunities for humorous setups why didn t they show charlie sheen s character going back to tow brando s truck ugh it tries to be a slapstick comedy but i just wasn t buying into it skip this one only for die hard brando fans br br i m giving it out of because i still think the worse movie ever made was skidoo ,0
trick or treat quickie review this zany romp of a film revolves around the s culture of heavy metal and horror movies two things which i love dearly so as you can imagine this movie appealed to me pretty easily plus for no apparent reason ozzy osbourne plays a preacher br br this film is about an unpopular high school youth who like all us losers ended up drenched in a world of evil heavy metal his favorite metaldude dies and of course is miraculously resurrected by playing his latest unreleased album backwards this allows the corpsified singer to go around killing people with demons and sh t helping out br br okay it s pretty cheesy at times but you know what it s got a surprising number of good qualities decent acting including gene simmons as a radio dj pretty good special effects very brief nudity decent atmosphere all in all it s actually a decent horror film but what really sucks is the music ironic huh well this uber evil metal guy is one of the most obnoxious high pitched wailing motley crue rejects on the planet and the metal is little more than putrid s pop hair metal he hits all the cliché s here from prancing around like a gay fairy to looking mean to screaming rock and roll in a pitch high enough to make king diamond retch aside from that atrocious musical representation it s actually pretty good br br www residenthazard com,1
the beginning voice over sounds like the wind could be quite an intriguing movie but as the story unfolded i knew it was downhill from there the major things about this movie that blew were the terribly bad acting jobs all the main characters did except for a few scenes involving the inner turmoil of mic there was a total lack of character development and absolutely no point to the plot what were the writers thinking br br michael mongillo won horror sci fi awards for the wind huh what was so scary about this movie nothing except for the resident evil video shots the rest was more of a made for t v thriller it wouldn t even have to be edited if you want a far better movie about murder among friends rent shallow grave instead br br the wind ,0
as winter approaches our state owned broadcaster the abc has decided for some reason to have a partial jane austen festival on sunday nights this commenced with a twelve year old movie length version of emma last sunday more recent versions of three other novels persuasion northanger abbey and mansfield park are to come br br the curious thing about this production by a e television networks with script by the ever reliable andrew davies is that it appeared almost simultaneously with two much bigger budget movie versions one starring gwyneth paltrow and clueless a modernized version starring alicia silverstone which transported the plot to beverly hills perhaps as a result even with kate beckinsale in the lead this production sank without trace br br as a general rule much is lost when novels are shrunk to fit feature movie length the adaptations one tends to both enjoy and remember are those which have adequate room to develop both story and characters an outstanding example is brideshead revisited which had minute episodes back in you only have to compare the very ordinary movie length version of pride and prejudice in with the brilliant six part tv mini series it s not that a novel should be filmed page by page and some novels often not very good ones adapt wonderfully to film atonement is a recent example but novels of the jane austen sort need some time and space to exert their full charm br br given the shortcomings of this type of adaptation this production is ok kate beckinsale gives emma the right mix of self assuredness and vulnerability and mark strong is a forthright mr knightly he reminded me that jane tended to recycle characters – knightly is a more articulate version of the moody mr darcy of p p samantha morton was a rather limp harriet but prunella scales got the blabbermouth miss bates perfectly – sybil fawlty on speed bernard hepton as emma s feeble father was also excellent we saw the damp countryside the mud and the poverty as well as the posh interiors in case anyone thought this was a particularly idyllic age for everybody br br even though this was a condensed adaptation it was oddly slow in places – some of the conversations were rather stilted even allowing for the formalities of the times i d have to look at the film again to be sure but it might be due to the under use of reaction shots br br if you do like filmed period stuff this is a perfectly nice example and compares well with the paltrow version anyway there is more to come ,1
hello everyone all i have to say is that human traffic and all of its characters are so real its funny i live in australia melbourne and i m finally out of the clubbing and staying out all weekend lifestyle this movie explains everything that is currently going on in the world so exactly that i cant stop watching it i used to be exactly like moff so my friends said and i hadn t even seen the movie i left the weekend partying behind about months ago after years of intense partying to change my life around i was at a dvd store when i saw human traffic and i remember my old friends going on an on about it so i bought it to see what all the fuss was about i was so into it i watched it times in a row because i couldn t believe that someone had made a movie that explains everything to a t anyways this movie is by far the best and funniest movie i have ever seen its funny because its so truthful in everything that goes on in the movie and moff is a legend thats all i have to say enjoy blew my socks off at how real it was its exactly whats going on in the world hr rm i jabber a lot br br take care everyone ,1
writer director bart sibrel bases his work here around a can of film that he says was mistakenly sent to him by nasa he says it shows the astronauts faking the television footage of their trip to the moon by employing camera tricks the astronauts were in low earth orbit all the time and editors on the ground composed this raw footage into just a few seconds of finished film br br unfortunately sibrel s research is so slipshod that he doesn t realize his backstage footage is really taken in large part from the minute live telecast also on that reel that was seen by millions not hidden away in nasa vaults as he implies and we have to wonder why sibrel puts his own conspiratorial narration over the astronauts audio in the footage because hearing the astronauts in their own words clearly spells out that the astronauts were just testing the camera not faking footage br br finally anyone can see the raw footage for themselves without having to buy sibrel s hacked up version of it he shows you more of the zapruder film of jfk s assassination than of his smoking gun sibrel thinks he s the only one who s seen it what s more revealing is the clips from that raw footage that sibrel chose not to use such as those clearly showing the appropriately distant earth being eclipsed by the window frames and so forth destroying his claim that mattes and transparencies were placed in the spacecraft windows to create the illusion of a faraway earth br br as with most films of this type sibrel relies on innuendo inexpert assumption misleading commentary and selective quotation to manipulate the viewer into accepting a conclusion for which there is not a shred of actual evidence ,0
this police procedural is no worse than many others of its era and better than quite a few obviously it is following in the steps of dragnet and naked city but emerges as an enjoyable programmer the best thing about it is the unadorned look it provides into a world now long gone the lower class new york of the late s early s here it is in all its seedy glory from the old school tattoo parlors to the cheap hotels to the greasy spoons these old police films are like travelogues to a bygone era and very bittersweet to anybody who dislikes the sanitized soulless cityscape of today br br also intriguing is the emphasis on the nuts and bolts scientific aspect of solving the crime in this case the murder of a tattooed woman found in an abandoned car our main heroes detectives tobin and corrigan do the footwork but without the tedious and painstaking efforts of the lab boys they d get nowhere although the technology is not in the same league the cops here use the dogged persistence of a c s i investigator to track down their man br br the way some reviewers have written about this movie you think it would have been directed by ed wood and acted by extras from his movies what bosh i enjoyed john miles as the gangly ex marine turned cop tobin he had a happy go lucky easy going approach to the role that s a welcome change from the usual stone faced histrionics of most movie cops of the period patricia barry is cute and delightful as his perky girlfriend who helps solve the crime walter kinsella is stuffy and droll as the older detective corrigan i rather liked the chemistry of these two and it made for something a bit different than the sort of robotic dragnet approach br br the mystery itself is not too deep and the final chase and shoot out certainly won t rank amongst the classics of crime cinema but during it s brief running time the tattooed stranger more than held my interest ,1
after beau travail everybody was waiting for claire denis to make a follow up masterpiece that never arrived now it has denis makes a quantum leap in this film an orgy of gorgeous cinematography elliptical editing and willfully obscure narrative events that feels strange and acts even stranger there s a nominal plot derived partly from the jean luc nancy book of the same name about a mature man in need of a heart transplant and who seeks a tahitian son he abandoned long ago but mostly it s an exploration of the idea of intrusions personal and cultural it takes a couple of viewings to fully comprehend and has pacing problems close to the end but it s still more advanced and gripping than anything else i ve seen this year miss it at your peril ,1
it s not really about wine no nossiter s real targets are those who would streamline and assimilate the peculiarities of local wine production for business purposes to this end he has made an excellent objective film spirited bumptious emotional and flawed independent wine producers are juxtaposed with media finessed anodynesprech amercians and auld europeans the art of wine making against market driven laboratorised product manufacture it s an open show that doesn t lead conclusion br br nossiter s film is occasionally infuriating to watch cameras are neither concealed nor steadicam by any means there are also plenty of captions as well as subtitles to wade through often too short a time on screen br br however it does outdo michael moore at the game moore can t play anyway the characters speak for and therefore condemn themselves well worth a viewing ,1
i ve been a huge fan of the cky videos jackass and viva la bam for a long time they ve had a great run and i expected my laughter to end eventually but it hasn t yet this movie kept my mouth open the entire time i m still laughing randomly i went to the theater with low expectations thinking it wasn t going to be better than the first oh how incredibly wrong i was br br there were many great moments in the movie if you re squeamish don t like randomly placed raw humor or if you disliked the first movie you probably won t like this but with that said i almost wet my pants from laughing so hard it had all kinds of different pranks masochistic humor toilet humor puking laughing some great falls and massive damage done to all of the cast ryan dunn even branded bam s rear end with an image that will be stuck there for a long time i m sure you can only imagine how raw this movie is br br no pain no gain right this movie has already done well causing theaters all over america to laugh so hard they ll be wishing it could last longer i know i did this movie did not feel short at all especially with the credits continuing the footage but i still wish it could ve gone on forever now let s just wait and see when they release jackass number overall an excellent film if you can get past the male nudity and a few sickening images keep your kids out of this film they don t need to see this at least until they are older support the crew and buy this when it comes out on dvd i know i will ,1
this sequel is quite awful to be honest i m a fan of kung fu movies and this is by far the worst i ve seen bride with white hair was actually quite good and this is a huge disappointment bwwh was brilliant in some ways with an unique odd ball evil bad guy br br the couple from the first movie played a small role in this movie instead the movie revolves around a bunch of uninteresting characters trying to seek revenge on their fallen clans but there s no antagonist in this movie so the revenge is mute br br the worst part to this movie is the kung fu or lack there of they literally had a street style knife fight the character at the end refused to fight because there was lack of choreography ,0
alien was excellent many writers tried to copy it they all did a bad job or almost but dead space is the worst alien copy because of the bad actors the bad special effects the bad scenario and other bad stuff it would take about pages to tell everything that is bad in this film the movie wasn t very long and this is a very good thing the only one you cannot laugh because it is too serious that is a bad thing because in almost each b series sci fi film you can laugh during the whole time it can be terrific sometimes but instead of watching this stupidity just watch alien or event horizon these are much better i give it out of ,0
i ve tried to watch this so called comedy but it s very hard to bear this is a bad narrow minded cliché ridden movie definitively not funny but very much boring and annoying indeed bad script bad acting it s a complete waste of time and there remains nothing more to say i m afraid br br out of points ,0
an art teacher comes across an antique wooden bed made from gingko trees and puts it in his apartment but it has a terrible history and he becomes hunted by a ancient spirit who sustains his human form by ripping the hearts out of people br br this beautifully crafted horror well actually it s more fantasy romance than anything else does raise some chills and provide some stunning visuals but the plot was hardly interesting enough and the formulaic script lacked any sort of life problem was that i spent most of the time trying to keep my finger away from the fast forward button it sure would have sped up the film s slow pacing but then again i wouldn t know about too much that was going on which was reasonably hard to figure out or keep interest in the first place the performances ranged from too melodramatic or just plain dull and that s probably because these characters are unconvincing stale and coma inducing the actual back story of the old bed and the spirits is incredibly boring and messily put together with too much focus on a flimsy romance being laughable when it shouldn t be and overall it s constructed in an ordinary manner that just lacks the oomph or conviction to carry the film what compensates for the story s shortcomings are really arty images which looked grand but the use of some images had me somewhat dumbfounded to what they actually mean towards the film what catches your eye is the faded colour scheme but sometimes the actual screen would look real grainy or snowy although from that it shows the raw intensity of the production valves but also add some nice polished effects that goes well with the soothing but sometimes edgy score the camera work was pretty diverse although it didn t add too much to the feature but during some of the more upbeat scenes there were too many close ups or dark lighting which made it hard to understand what you are seeing also on show are some nice moments of blood and gore but not overtly grand or distinguishable from most other films br br lethargically odd film with luminous images that look like something out of a painting but still it isn t particularly enticing watch out it might put you in a deep trance ,0
the first time i saw this movie it didn t seem to go anywhere when i watched it a second time though it made a lot more sense give it a chance watch it more than once there are a lot of key elements that shape the story that could be missed the first and even second time watching it the cohen brothers brilliantly weave actual happenings of the early th century into this story to make a believable setting and storyline the combination of clooney s leading role blends well with turturro and nelson s supporting acts john goodman s appearance in the movie is hilarious the soundtrack is great as well this movie has become a household favorite for my family for sure ,1
although i m not crazy about musicals cover girl is a delight for classic movie buffs and especially for fans of rita hayworth and gene kelly the film may be dated by today s standards and the story and songs may be nothing special but the musical numbers are magnificently staged and there s a terrific cast to go with the film plus the film is a worthy introduction for fans of rita hayworth she s simply breathtaking in glorious technicolor br br despite jerome kern s collaboration with the film his music here is nowhere near as special or memorable as his songs in swing time yet the songs serve the film well the dancing is nothing short of excellent especially coming from gene kelly s solo number and my favorite musical number alter ego dance the amusing phil silvers nearly steals the film as kelly s partner otto kruger eve arden and edward brophy give good performances in their dramatic supporting roles and rita plays a sweet charming girl here a role that s a far cry from her femme fatale babes in films like blood and sand br br all in all this is a delightful film that s worth watching even if you re not big on musicals yet the film s music could have been more memorable if only my favorite period songwriters irving berlin or cole porter wrote the songs for this film however it s the glorious technicolor cinematography and the imaginative dancing that are the real treats of the film s production br br while i was watching rita hayworth do her stuff i don t think i ve ever seen a more beautiful or graceful redhead dance on the screen since i saw moira shearer in michael powell s masterpiece the red shoes just watch rita in cover girl and fall in love with her ,1
in a variant of sholay ram gopal verma ventures into what can be called an unknown territory where the blockbuster takes a new shape the thakur goes south mohanlal as narsimha the police inspector whose family has been killed seeks vengeance madrasi style the accent is totally south indian in contrast to thakur from the north the severing of the hands of thakur by gabbar is also cut down to the fingers in aag so make up costs are cut down because there is no effort to hide the hands instead only a long shouldered kurta covers up for the cut fingers moreso in the climax where the thakur uses his legs and says tere liye to mere paer hi kaafi hai here narsimha uses his finger stubs to fire a gun and kill the villain babban the new avtar of gabbar is also different he is not from bihar or up he is bambaiya gabbar s infamous laugh is also in two instalments this time and is more subdued babban asks for diwali instead of holi and romances urmila the replacement of helen in mehbooba he also dances and enjoys dancing with abhisheh who plays jalal agha in mehbooba babban is more intelligent this time he tosses the apple and asks the question that made isaac newton discover laws of gravitation basanti is more verbose than the auto driver ghungroo nisha kothari cannot play the auto driver and looks too artificial using words like entertain and too much with gay abandon viru was fun whereas ajay devgun is a misfit for the role the god speaks to basanti incident and the shooting lessons and the koi haseena song and the water tank sequences are painful the water tank turns into a well and the drunk devgun is so bad in the sequence that the audience would have wanted him to commit suicide jai was composed and serious prashant raj is better than the others because we do not expect anything from him but he also bungles on the mausi sequence he is not as romantic as jai with the mouth organ jaya s role played by sushmita changes careers a pure housewife turns into a doctor this time plunging into full time social service after her husband is killed she too lacks the pain that jaya displayed her flirtations with jai are more open this time samba gets a bigger role this time as tambe he does not have to point guns and answer questions of gabbar this time he follows babban wherever he goes and is a bodyguard with more visibility outside the den horses give way to jeeps and auto the gabbar s hideout here keeps changing and ramgarh becomes kaliganj all in all it is more of a spoof than anything else rgv comes up with his own interpretation of the classic but we remember the original so well even after three decades that our minds refuse to accept stylized versions and changed dialogues so we call it a spoof so mr rgv sholay and farhan akhtar don and jpdutta umrao jaan stop making remixes and start making originals ,0
oh what fun there is here br br amy heckerling has a flair for directing comedy fast times at ridgemont high look who s talking but here it looks like she told the actors to go out and have fun micheal keaton breezes through the role of johnny easily his best screen performance joe piscopo is great as the appropriately named danny vermin what a shame directors didn t pick up on this and i have even mentioned richard dimitri playing moronie and the character s unique vocabulary i don t think it s an accident that the bulk of the character s name is spelled moron br br good lines are sprinkled throughout the movie with peter boyle griffit dunne maurren stapleton merilu henner given good lines even actors with minor roles like dick butkus and alan hale get in a good lines br br recommend it to a friend ,1
i have witnessed some atrocities of cinema in the past couple of years it seems producers and directors are bent on making films that drive me closer and closer to insanity hannibal was not an exception i wasn t expecting much when i went in to see the movie the book was ridiculous and the saying the book is always better than the movie did not assure me at all that this movie would be anything but trash but what i came to see was a movie that made all other bad movies seem better in comparison br br usually when i see a terrible movie i find myself more amused than anything else sadly though i could not even laugh at the sad excuse for a film that hannibal is the movie was filmed with promise i guess it had anthony hopkins julianne moore and gary oldman and for directing there was ridley scott there have been movies with significantly less talent that have been tremendously better there was so much i would have cut from this film that i doubt anything would have remained it was pathetic the storyline was so ludicrous that it seemed like a complete idiot had written it what s worse is that the book was even crazier and there were some scenes that were too extreme to be included which is sad in the case of a movie where br br spoiler ahead br br ray liotta s brain was being cooked in pieces that scene more than any other made me want to cry because it tarnished its predecessor to such a monumental level silence of the lambs was one of my favorite films of all time but hannibal was a two hour plus joke this movie should only be watched if people want to learn how not to write a good movie ,0
go see this movie for the gorgeous imagery of andy goldsworthy s sculptures and treat yourself to a thoroughly eye opening and relaxing experience the music perfectly complements the footage but never draws attention towards itself some commentators called the interview snippets with the artist a weak spot but consider this why would you expand on this in a movie if you can read andy s musings at length in his books or attend one of his excellent lectures this medium is much more suitable to show the ephemeral nature of the artist s works and is used expertly in this respect ,1
thankfully as a student i have been able to watch diagnosis murder for a number of years now it is basically about a doctor who solves murders with the help of his lapd son a young doctor and a pathologist dm provided seasons of exceptional entertainment what made it different from the many other cop shows and worth watching many times over was its cast and quality of writing the main cast gave good performances and dick van dyke s entertainer roots shone through with the use of magic dance and humor the best aspects of dm was the fast pace witty scripts and of course the toe tapping score sadly it has been unfairly compared to murder she wrote dm is far superior boasting more difficult mysteries to solve and more variety now it is gone tv is a worse place gone are the days of feelgood family friendly cop shows now there is just depressing gritty ones ,1
japanese animators have a unique freedom with animation which is why they tend to be able to come out with movies like these movies that ultimately end up on anime fans hard drives and college student s floors but get completely ignored by pretty much anybody outside of its country of origin cat soup is one of those films that from western eyes is supposed to be experienced on drugs or deeply analyzed really it s just a beautifully detailed surrealist journey br br there s no real dialog which makes it easy to pass on to other interested parties uninterested in things like subtitles a cat and his half dead brain dead sister travel through various landscapes of imagination and association there s a general theme of water or lack thereof possibly because of the cat drowning at the beginning possibly because of the title there s an interesting sort of genesis take there s a pig that gets to eat itself an elephant made of water and it s gorgeous compelling exciting and fun provided you don t watch it around druggies who cannot experience anything visually unique without comparing it to an acid trip eventually the movie turns itself off adding another compelling self reflexive level to the proceedings br br polarisdib,1
i can accept the fact this was the next karate kid so ralph macchio can be happily retired from the series and while hillary swank is great for the role the plot to the movie is just dreadful br br mr miyagi s old buddy from world war dies leaving his widow to take care of her rebellious grand daughter when her parents die in an accident the girl has no discipline yet is the hero because the local rotc which i ll explain in a minute has it out to get her you know the drill miyagi takes her under his wing and in the end they beat the bad guys and everyone lives happily ever after br br its hokey its cheesy its the s but that s not even the long and the short of it my first case of huh is why is there a military division in high school i thought that stuff went out in the s especially in a public school as much as michael ironside kicks booty in his role as the main heel since when is military involved in a high school my next gripe is that during the prom scene the militants bungee jump to scare the crap out of people why the thing i noticed throughout all movies was at the very end the heels suddenly turn face after all the nonsense they put the main character through billy in part sato in part kreese in part this movie is no different after ned and cronies basically sabotage the senior prom blow up eric s car and threaten hillary swank the whole movie ironside tells them to beat her up and they re like um no if you re gonna do pathetic face turns at least make sure the characters haven t done anything too over the top such as blowing up a hot rod br br as for the rest of the love plot between eric and hillary swank corny but nothing to melodramatic which is a breath of fresh air from the garbage ralph macchio pulled in the first movies br br i will say for its own movie after watching the first movies i can accept it being more or less a spin off but i can t accept the whole military thing way too uncommon for it to be taken seriously now if ironside and crew was a wrestling football team and he was the coach that would have been more believable br br ironside and morita deliver the goods swank is ok the rest are the same as anything the one highlight is when they blow up the hot rod that was cool out of ,0
this is not a commentary on the actual movie but on the ruscico dvd release for north america i don t know if there have been different releases and updates but the disks we rented had a copyright on them if that means anything anyway the sound mixing on these dvd s was absolutely horrible the levels often yo yo ed up and down when the scene cut to a battlefield panorama the orchestral track would thunder so loudly that i didn t know which would blow out first my eardrums or my speakers when it was time for dialog the volume would usually drop to something barely audible occasionally the orchestra and foley work would stay loud while the dialog was superimposed at a much lesser level my wife and i found that the only way we could watch this movie at all from these dvd s was if one of us kept a hand on the remote to continuously modulate the volume and like another user has already commented when we selected english audio the dialog kept switching back and forth between russian and english and occasionally when the characters spoke in french on the native track the dubbing was in russian so you re sol if you understand neither ultimately we gave up watching after the first disk before you fork out for this movie on dvd for your own library i d heartily recommend getting your hands on a rental copy to see whether you can really enjoy this epic flick when burdened by such bad sound particularly if you ve never read the book and really want to understand the storyline ,0
ever sense i was a kid i have loved this movie i have always been a fan of joseph mazzello the kid had pure talent in both this movie and jurassic park i have been looking for the dvd or vhs to purchase at a store near me i cant seem to find it i hope it goes on dvd well anyways great movie if anyone knows where i can find this please contact me at wrp adelphia net also can anyone really explain what happened with bobby was her real or was he fake and was he mikes imaginary friend and his escape lol i m clueless my favorite part had to be definitely where they made the monster juice and spilled it all over the kitchen its funny but also a sad part as well because of what happens to bobby due to the mess i would ve liked to see the boyfriends face because he played his part pretty good i think the mother was a great actress i think her name is lorraine bracco or some sorta name like that well thats all please contact me br br wrp,1
not really sure what to make of this movie very weird very artsy not the kind of movie you watch because it has a compelling plot or characters more like the kind of movie that you can t stop watching because of the horrifically fascinating things happening on screen although the first time my wife watched this she couldn t make it all the way through too disturbing for her runs a bit long but nonetheless a worthwhile viewing for those interested in very dark movies ,1
this was on the saturday before halloween this year today at the time of this writing and it has to be the best horror anthology out there i am normally not a fan of horror movies largely due to the volume of crap that s been recently released however the director of campfire tales has the hitchcock esquire gift of suspense unlike other contemporary films it doesn t take every opportunity to scare you silly instead using foreshadowing and near misses incidents that seem like the instant that the climax will occur in the instant before but turn out not to be br br i didn t catch the hook or the first main segment but from what i have read here they were the two you could afford to miss br br people can lick too was full of suspense this short keeps you on the edge of your seat waiting for something to happen to the little girl as she wanders about her yard and house looking for her soccer ball and later her dog she encounters so many near misses that the suspense reaches heart stopping proportions before the climax of the short when the girl gives up and goes to bed thinking her dog is underneath it she reaches her hand down to let him lick it and she feels the touch of a tongue on her hand before noticing that on her mirror written in blood is people can lick too i ll leave the last few seconds for you to find out my reader for at this point the short could have taken any number of turns br br the locket however was the unarguable masterpiece of this film it begins with a man on a motorcycle simply driving towards what he does not know but he can feel himself getting closer as he s driving along a storm breaks out and he s forced to find shelter in the house of a mute girl the two quickly cozy up to each other but before they can do anything besides kiss the girl reveals through writing that ghosts inhabit her house they quickly begin packing up to leave but they are caught in the middle of a reenactment of a scene decades past a father coming home to his daughter and her boyfriend preparing to elope murders the both of them and then commits suicide i ll have to leave you to discover the ending here as well i couldn t hope to do the story justice in any case and what i ve said so far is just a brief summary of the story i couldn t hope to convey the nuances and sensory details that add to it br br the campfire being the connecting thread between all of the stories is a fairly interesting rehash of the car accident theme and the girls are very much attractive in fact most of the girls in this film are good looking anyway despite the fact that it s chopped up the story is given justice and the ending is difficult to predict if you re preoccupied with the other stories however if you pay enough attention to the segments of the campfire spread through the film it s certainly possible to predict the ending especially if you ve seen movies based on the same premise mstk fans remember soultaker same premise but without the god awful writing of vivian schilling and the bulk of the movie if you ve seen the first minutes of that you should be able to predict the ending all in all the best horror movie i ve seen in a long time and the only horror anthology worthy of a buy ,1
as a history of custer this insn t even close custer dies to help the indians i am sure the other members of the th cav weren t consulted in that decision but as a western this is fun flynn looks and acts the part of the dashing cavalier and the garry owen is always nice to hear ,1
i thoroughly enjoyed this true to form take on the dick tracy persona this is a well done product that used modern technology to craft a imagery filled comic era story if you are a fan of or recently watched some of the old dick tracy b w movies then you re sure to get a kick out of this rendition the pastel colors and larger than life characters rendered in a painstakingly authentic take on an era gone by is entertainment as it s meant to be i personally find madonna s musical element to be a major part of this film the cd featuring her music from this movie is one i ve listened to often over the years it s just so well done and performed musically and tuned to that era in my mind madonna s finest moment both on screen but especially musically this is sure to bring out the kid in you ,1
my name is heather and i am the girl whose story this movie was based on i want to thank all of you who saw this movie and enjoyed it as crude and harsh as some of the things that were depicted in this movie were it didn t really even come close to describing how bad things actually were not to mention the affect everything had on my mother and little sister thanks once again for the great comments that everyone had i truly appreciate them br br hi everyone br br this is heather s mom it s hard to believe that so many years have gone by since this movie was made harder even to believe that people were still watching it a year ago for any of you out there who have gone thru the same or similar kind of situation please know that there are people out here in cyberspace that do understand completely how you feel our thoughts and prayers are with each and every one of you ,1
this movie is hilarious the laughs never stop every scene is packed to the limit with hilarious comedy chris farley is a comic genius and spade plays his character to a tee farley was one of the best slap stick comics ever and in this movie as with all his movies we see how much time and energy he devoted to portraying his character the way he saw fit tommy boy is an excellent example of a comedy it always makes me laugh no matter how many times i have seen it before ,1
i ve watched this movie a number of times and found it to be very good this movie is also known as castle of terror coffin of terror and dance macabre barbara steele is her usual beautiful creepy self george riviere the male lead does a good job with his role the whole movie is dripping with atmosphere and there is a good deal of tension throughout the camera angles are good and the acting for the most part isn t bad this film is quite suitable for a rainy day or evening i have the dvd uncut version which is far superior to the edited tv version grab some popcorn turn out the lights settle back and enjoy john r tracy,1
the acronymic f p stands for floating platform the film portends the building of an f p in the middle of the atlantic ocean to be used as an air station for transatlantic plane flights based a contemporary curt siodmark novel it was filmed in german as f p antwortet nicht in french as i f ne répond plus and in english as f p soon technology made non stop oceanic travel much more preferable br br stars conrad veidt as ellissen jill esmond as droste and leslie fenton as claire find love and sabotage on and off the atlantic platform karl hartl directed mr veidt is most fun to watch but he is not convincing in the love triangle with ms esmond and mr fenton the younger co stars were the spouses of laurence olivier and ann dvorak respectively both the concept and film have not aged well br br f p karl hartl conrad veidt jill esmond leslie fenton,0
i got encouraged to watch this film because i ve heard good word of it it was supposed to be this thrilling true crime milestone disturbing shocking all that jazz well i am disturbed because i spent money on it and i am shocked that something so god awful actually got released that s about it br br this is a supposed new look at charles manson s family of insane loser junkies and their murders but if this is a new look then it s probably new as in fresh and totally inept just watching it gave me a headache and i had to give up trying to make any sense of it or even understand just what the director intended it to be br br i suppose i should say something about the plot but fact is it was so stupid and incoherent that i barely remember if there even was a plot at all there was something about a manson tape delivered to a radio dj or a tv producer then an hour of pointless random footage of the family in then the polanski murders looking like a bad school play and finally some idiotic part about a bunch of skinheads getting drunk and beating the hell out of one another in an alley i kid you not and then it ended thank god don t ask me to make any sense of that i m just recalling what i saw the performances were terrible too and how difficult is it to make a convincing manson get a short skinny scrawny bloke put a dirty wig and a shaggy beard on him there s your manson but this manson doesn t even look right he just looks like uh a bloke in a cheap wig and a glued on santa beard painted black br br or maybe that s what this film is actually about manson s family didn t make any sense so this film doesn t make any sense either it s symbolic yeah right i m still so angry at spending money on this i stopped my normal lurking on this site and registered just to vote for this film and post this warning that will hopefully prevent others from spending their money on this garbage stay away from it it s not even worth renting br br ps the recent us tv production helter skelter got bad reviews here but i saw it last month i saw the original too and let me tell you compared to manson family that new helter skelter is brilliant and flawless and i was disappointed in it that s how bad manson family is it makes a flawed and mostly disappointing tv movie look perfect ,0
beats me how people can describe this adolescent exercise as film noir true there s a gun a bottle a dame the lead is a private eye but that ain t what makes the genre folks this thing plays like reheated tv cop show stuff lots of bloody beating lousy continuity with a dash of chinatown memories thrown in pretty hard to watch beyond the first minutes you want contemporary feel watch anything by john dahl ,0
let me clarify that this is not a good movie but i am so glad it is out there i am so glad i saw it and for the role that it plays in my dvd collection it is sublime it is the ultimate pg romp it is college as we imagine it will be when we re freshmen in high school it requires so much suspension of disbelief that it may as well be taking place on mars it is so wholesome that even when it tries to be dirty it wouldn t make your grandmother uncomfortable watching it requires so little sophistication in fact thinking too hard about what s happening will get in the way of your appreciation of this work it makes me feel like i m again and that kind of experience is worth more than ,1
i absolutely hate the idea of made for television films for me tvms usually involve jane seymour or jaclyn smith as the mother of a sick child who is dying of a difficult to treat disease all done in such a sugary manner that the audience doesn t need tissues it needs insulin so when deadly voyage a made for tv film by the bbc and hbo based on a true story i vaguely remembered from a couple of years previously turned up on the tv schedules i sat down waiting to be bored senseless i was surprised br br no strike that last sentence i wasn t surprised i was shocked here is a tvm that grips you tighter than a great white shark in fact deadly voyage doesn t deserve to be relegated to the tv schedules it should have been made and distributed by a top hollywood film company due its absolutely terrifying premise and what s more it s unlike papillon and sleepers completely true br br for those who don t know the story possible spoilers as to plot sometime in the early s a bunch of africans stowed away on an ukrainian freight ship bound for france in order to work there of course it was an attempt at illegal immigration but the crew of the freighter had already been fined for allowing illegal immigrants onto their ship from a previous journey and not wanting to get into anymore trouble with maritime and immigration authorities the crew murder the africans after discovering them hiding in the hold all except one african kingsley ofusu who manages to escape from the firing squad but who must try and survive aboard the ship but the problem is the crew are hunting him and france is still several days voyage away br br just typing the above paragraph reminds of how good deadly voyage is what a remarkable story and once again it is unlike many stories that claim to be totally true it s very well written directed and acted especially by sean pertwee why isn t that guy a big name star and most of all it s a tense claustrophobic disturbing thriller that i can still remember vividly six years after seeing it for the one and only time i look forward to seeing again br br but you ve got to ask yourself how can a tvm be better than most of the hollywood action blockbusters that came out round about the same time oh hold on i ve just had a disturbing thought about jerry bruickhiemer doing a remake with tony scott directing and with denzil washington playing kingsley brad pitt playing pertwee s role massive artistic licence taken with events etc let s keep deadly voyage a superlative tvm rather than a poor blockbuster,1
 the gig is a tight funny and poignant little movie about a group of friends that have gathered together on a regular basis to play dixieland for fun the group unexpectedly lands a real paying job in musician s parlance a gig br br they travel to upstate ny for a two week gig at a summer resort minus one member who bows out due to contracting cancer at the last minute they hire a professional to take his place things get sticky as an over the hill frankie valli type attempts a comeback at the resort and tries to utilize the group as his band br br the attitude the professional bass player gave the guys rang true by signing up to play the two week gig they were taking bread out of the mouths of someone who needed the job to feed his or her family while pop rock rap country and western and r b stars make money off of albums jazz musicians have to travel abroad to make a living almost nobody gets rich the guys living their dream also cost others a needed income br br i believe that almost everyone who can play a musical instrument with some proficiency dreams about playing a paying gig one time or another woody allen and kevin bacon are two popular examples of this amateur to professional crossover i especially recommend this movie to anyone who has ever played music professionally my mom who was a musician loved it ,1
yes it s another great magical muppet s movie and i adore them all the characters the movies the tv show episodes it s the best comedy or musical tv show ever and all the artists behind it but here they did such a rare fatal mistake and i m surely talking about the weird ending br br i think it s very dangerous to involve that much in american drama and end a love affair by marriage we as all the poor viewers feel so free or maybe happy for the absence of its annoyance peevishness and misery so we all enjoy these stories which gather cute heroes as couple in love without the legitimate bond like mickey mouse and minnie superman and lois lane dick tracy and tess etc so with all of the previous couples and their likes i bet that you feel safe serenity and peace therefore when you look at what the makers of this movie had already done you ll be as mad as me br br they made the weak miserable creature kermit marry his daily nightmare the most vexatious female ever miss piggy this is a historical change by the measures of the american entertainment s industry and it was pretty normal to have a negative impact upon the audience whom just refused to bless or believe or being satisfied with that sudden marriage even the pathetic frog didn t have the time or the proper opportunity to think or to decide anything therefore no wonder at all when you know that this movie is the most failure one in their cinematic serious grossing only millions vis à vis millions earned by the first one the muppet movie – five years earlier br br simply in this movie they took manhattan and my rest too ,1
this movie features some of the best ensemble work i ve seen in film or on stage the actors play off each other with a skill and vivacity that in no way can be achieved through editing br br love jones a good story period but it is also an excellent portrayal of the urban middle income twenty something african american set that is not often seen ,1
i have to say that grand canyon is one of the most affecting films i ve ever seen i ve watched it several times now and i still feel as i did the first time that this film by itself could make up the entire curriculum of a post graduate course in film direction br br a long time ago film trailers used to promise it ll make you laugh it ll make you cry that s a very trite and shorthand method of describing what grand canyon does it takes you to the best places in human experience and the next moment takes you to the gates of hell br br much of the film is paced to cycle back and forth between people being close to happiness and the same people being close to horror it s always a short step too just to manage that swing with grace and without making it look false or exaggerated is directorial genius br br spoiler of sorts coming up after getting the audience used to rocking back and forth through the emotional spectrum the film throws a curve with a sequence that doesn t go from good to bad and back but instead escalates from an ordinary marital spat through an accidental self inflicted knife wound that may or may not require stitches to an earthquake that has the characters run from the house in the moment of their relief argument forgotten cut finger forgotten the earthquake survived a neighbor woman calls out that her elderly husband has collapsed the couple rushes to his aid i cried when i saw this sequence i cried every time i saw it i m crying now it isn t sadness that does this to me it s not a particularly sad sequence what tears me up is that this few minutes of film was perfect that s perfect astounding end of spoiler br br there s so much to say about grand canyon it portrays relatively ordinary people experiencing epiphanies and it lets the viewer experience them vicariously they aren t showy or overblown and there s no long pause to examine the moment carefully the film moves on at the pace of life even when the characters do try to make sense of what has happened they are uncertain of what to derive from their experience br br grand canyon is a very human film ,1
this movie was awful it centered too much around eddie clark griswald s brother in law eddie works much better when changing good quips such as in christmas vacation and vacation br br i really don t understand how a movie like this would be given the thumbs up now don t get me wrong i like randy quaid but just felt this movie was totally wrong for him and for the character in general this movie leaves much to be desired and really needed some bigger name actors ,0
i saw this movie yesterday and can t stop thinking about it i moved to norway four months ago and have tried ever since to find the origin of the strange emptiness i felt when i saw this film i was striken with the brilliant snapshot of this society yes this is all true i too found a great job with a great pay and i live with my norwegian boyfriend in a nice apartment downtown but so far everyone i have met have left me with that tasteless empty feeling i had never had before this is what this movie is about dinner parties with nothing to say to each other but emotionless comments long silences no stress a creepy calm and frozen smiles of niceness this scandinavian nightmare is perfectly rendered in den brysomme mannen see this movie ,1
this is a typical steele novel production in that two people who have undergone some sort of tragedy manage to get together despite the odds i wouldn t call this a spoiler because anyone who has read a steele novel knows how they all end if you don t want to know much about the plot don t keep reading br br gilbert s character ophelia is a woman of french decent who has lost her husband and son in an accident gilbert needs to stop doing films where she is required to have an accent because she otherwise a good actress cannot realistically pull off any kind of accent brad johnson also an excellent actor is matt who is recovering from a rather nasty divorce he is gentle convincing and compelling in this role br br the two meet on the beach through her daughter pip and initially ophelia accuses matt of being a child molester just because he talked art with the kid all of them become friends after this episode and then the couple falls in love br br the chemistry between the two leads is not great even though the talent of these two people is not in my opinion a question they did the best they could with a predictable plot and a script that borders on stereotypical two people meet tragedy bigger tragedy a secret is revealed another tragedy and then they get together i wish there was more to it than that but there it is in a nutshell br br i wanted mindless entertainment and i got it with this in regard to the genre of romantic films this one fails to be memorable a secret affair with janine turner is far superior not a steele book as are some of steele s earlier books turned into film ,0
i survived the first hour of this and came back for the last ten minutes just to say i saw the end if you want real mythology flawlessly executed look for armand assante s the odyssey great storytelling doesn t need to be tweaked the stories are fantastic on their own i only hope sean astin needed the money and sophocles and ovid must be whirling in their graves wherever those may be br br at least with sorbo s version the tongue was poked relentlessly in cheek we knew it was mostly balderdash but perhaps enough interest was generated in the backstory to send someone to the library i m surprised halmi could turn out something so amusing the tv series and follow it with something so devoid of quality ,0
when you look at the cover and read stuff about it an entirely different type of movie comes to mind than what you get here then again maybe i read the summary for the other movie called mausolem instead as there were two movies of this title released about the same time with both featuring plots that had key elements in common however reading stuff about that movie here i know i saw this one and not that one and that movie is even less what one would imagine a movie with that title would be about i will be honest i expect more of a zombie type picture and you get that in this movie to some degree however there is more stuff involving the occult and strange powers as the opening scene of the people being taken away by the coroner at the beginning of the film will attest to the movie also has the old theme of kids going somewhere they do not belong to have some crazy party in this case it is in fact a mausoleum the other movie i do not think really has that key feature playing that prominent role in the movie and i see the score for this one is higher too still it was just not the movie i was expecting ,0
i agree with one commentator who says that it s really impossible to review glen or glenda objectively if one does so the film on its merits would have to be rated as fairly terrible given the hilarious convoluted dialog the generally mediocre to poor acting by the cast as well as the zero production values yet such an assessment does not capture the absolutely riveting experience of watching this film as it unfolds it isn t the fact that the subject of the film is transvestitism and that it was a controversial lifestyle choice in the s it s not even the plea for tolerance of people who embrace alternate life choices that fascinates except as an historic relic br br no what makes glen or glenda still a fascinating film after years is that ed wood laid his psyche bare in a way that so called auteur directors like hitchcock or godard despite their vastly superior talents never did in glen or glenda wood isn t afraid to reveal his own deeply conflicted feelings about being a transvestite despite the plea for tolerance for it through out the film indeed the conclusion of the film suggest that ed wood s glen character will be able to kill his glenda female counterpart by transferring the feelings of love and affection glen has for his feminine counterpart to his future wife barbara the psychiatrist even reassures glen and barbara that as glen makes that psychic transference glenda will disappear so while wood could plead for tolerance of transvestites in general he wasn t so sure of desiring it for himself br br moreover wood wasn t afraid of throwing everything else that crossed his mind on the screen he did it with whatever stock footage he could get his hands on if it didn t cohere so what what the viewer saw in glen or glenda especially was ed wood s imaginative world in all of its fundamental strangeness br br the only comment i wish to add to my comment above is that my two star rating is based solely on the objective evaluation criteria cited in the first paragraph the oddly memeric effect the film has despite its technically atrocious qualities i don t think can be rated ,0
i watched this series on tv in and absolutely loved it i was nine years old i bought the first dvd box about six month ago and got the second a couple of days ago thanks to my dear husband gosh it was hard to get any sleep with all the thoughts in my head what was gonna happen to madeline and george etc slave issues and civil war has always fascinated me a year old finn i advise to read slaves in the family by edward ball for those who want to take a peek in the past and try to understand what really happened br br i m not sure if i want to see heaven and hell after so many people have told here that it wasn t really that good ,1
low budget horror about an evil force hard to believe in this day and age but way back when this stuff actually used to get theatrical release these days this sort of thing would either go direct to video or straight to cable shouldn t be too hard to avoid this one who s ever heard of it ,0
in my opinion this is a good example of the movie that could have been much better if it had been short years earlier i doubt it would benefit from modern technologies but it would have looked much better if it was at least minutes instead of br br the artists and animated did a great job in my opinion this movie can boast the best background art and one of the best character design animation are extremely smooth and realistic for the duration of the movie you believe in the world you see so everyone did a great job it can also boast one of the sexiest female animated characters if not the sexiest that beets typical anime girls with ease br br unfortunately there are a couple of bad thins about this movie that will make it not so appealing at the moment first the plot and execution is comparable to contemporary adventure movies and is really old fashioned by modern standards second due to the duration time it would benefit a lot from extra minutes of dialogs finally the setting is not so popular at the moment br br conclusion a great alternative to another short story about conan the barbarian but not to a novel ,1
having grown up in new jersey and having spent many a day and night on the gritty streets of new york in the s watching a film like the seven ups or its kindred spirit the french connection always evokes fond memories of a time and place which for some might have been nyc s darkest hour but which for me in my early twenties was always one fun filled adventure after another i truly miss those times as one reviewer remarked this film very aptly captures the stark cold matter of fact feel of the nyc winter season while keenly exposing the underbelly of the region s infamous underworld of crime and policing a great snapshot of a place and a time and a culture a spot on characterization of both the film and the city the stellar attributes of this film the plot the cast the characters and of course the car chase are amply described in many of the reviews here so i won t go into that except to say that one of my favorite moments occurs during the car chase when the camera focuses on richard lynch riding shotgun to the maniacal bill hickman the look of horror on richard lynch s face along with the defensive gestures are so out of character for an actor much better known as a source of terror rather than an object of it that it is actually comical to watch i get a chuckle out of it every time ,1
i know i m in the minority but br br uwe boll is about as talented as a frog not even a toad just a frog he s reminiscent of about a hundred other no talent hacks who churn out one useless crap fest after another br br this movie is a crap fest slater s talent is only minimally utilized leading one to believe he s got other things like his failed relationship on his mind reid performs as if she has either forgotten her acting lessons been severely hit on the head and made to forget her acting lessons or has one of the worst directors in the history of film i m voting on the third choice myself although the other two are always possible br br uwe boll has never done a single thing from which i ve derived even the slightest pleasure frankly i m satisfied that he made this stinker i was concerned with bloodrayne competing with underworld evolution for ticket sales now i m confident that len wiseman has nothing and i mean nothing to worry about br br this rates a rating for this messy convoluted crap fest from br br the fiend ,0
this movie is spoofed in an episode of mystery science theater i think mstk was at its best when they ripped this movie br br terrible acting bad makeup poor effects chick in skimpy s underwear i give it a br br the villain is hard to understand due to the makeup the assistant says things like not you that sound like nachoo think sneezing it s just poor oration the long eyebrows are hilarious on one of the characters br br i still don t know what the projected man means in terms of the plot i missed some of the beginning though br br what is up with this line minimum on posting ,0
it does seem like this film is polarizing us you either love it or hate it i loved it br br i agree with the comment s that said you just gotta feel this one br br also early in the film tom cruise shows his girlfriend a painting done by monet an impressionist painter monet s style is to paint in little dabs so up close the painting looks like a mess but from a distance you can tell what the subject is cruise mentions that the painting has a vanilla sky i believe this is a hint to the moviegoer this movie is like that impressionist painting it s impressionist filmmaking and it s no coincidence that the title of the movie refers to that painting br br this is not your typical linear plot it requires more thought there is symbolism and there are scenes that jump around and no you re not always going to be sure what s going on but at the end all is explained br br you will need to concentrate on this movie but i think people are making the mistake of concentrating way too hard on it after it ends is when you should think about it if you try to figure it out as it s unfolding you will overwhelm yourself just let it happen go with it keep an open mind remember what you see and save the analysis for later br br i found all the performances top notch and thought it to be tremendously unique wildly creative and spellbinding br br but i will not critize the intelligence of those of you who didn t enjoy it it appeals to a certain taste if you like existential psychedelic philosophical thought provoking challenging spiritual movies then see it if you prefer something a little lighter then skip it br br but if you do like what i described then you will surely enjoy it ,1
truly i love lucy as well comedic genius yes mame never she was as ridiculous as mame as was the film adaptation of divine secrets of the ya ya sisterhood both just completely missed the point roslind russell was is and always will be the first and only mame perhaps as a young starlet ball could have pulled off a role like this where her inherent beauty and youth could have carried her through but this seemed a desperate attempt from an aged star to show that she was still viable in the field the reason there are sooo many more supporters of russell s version aside from the fact that you cant improve upon the original is that russell had presence she absorbs every scene whereas lucille ball might as well be a pattern on the wallpaper in mame for all the attention she commands in the role ,0
it could be easy to complain about the quality of this movie you don t have to throw cartloads of money at a movie to make it good nor will it guarantee that it is worth watching but i think that is totally missing the point if your expecting fast cars t a or a movie that will spell itself out for you then don t watch this you ll be disappointed and dumbfounded br br this movie was thoroughly enjoyable kept us on the edge of our seats and made us really think the writer obviously put a lot of thought and research behind this movie and it shows through the end just remember to keep an open mind br br note the school scenes were all filmed at mcmaster university and most of the rest was done in toronto ,1
it is so bad i can not tear myself away i keep asking myself why why with every scene br br there is no continuity but then again if you want to make a very overtly homosexual movie with a fetishistic attitude towards all things big big boats big boys big planes then you don t have to worry about things like plot or character i am baffled and very concerned that the cag looks so much like richard pryor it seems wrong to put a pryor look alike in such a terrible movie but i can t tear myself away this movie is the first movie i ve ever reviewed that is how phenomenally bad and bizarre it is it motivated me to join this site i have counted main characters perhaps if i was stoned i could follow this but as it is i feel like i m in some kind of never ending bad dream where it is always and we were the greatest cocktry on earth ,0
as ben elton once observed nothing goes quicker out of style than comedy steve martin s latest offering the pink panther recently opened to bad reviews and dismal box office grosses while mike myers the love guru seems to have won few admirers br br in it was jerry lewis turn to feel the pain of rejection ironically his character in this film experiences a funny turn whenever anyone uses that word in his presence when which way to the front effectively drove him off the big screen for almost a decade br br in this world war two comedy he plays brendan byers the richest man in the world who wants to join the army to do his patriotic duty and also because he is bored with being successful but is rejected as he is medically unfit he then decides to start his own privately funded army recruiting other f s br br decked out with ludicrous uniforms that look like those worn by international rescue in thunderbirds they go into training some good visual gags here when they fire rocket launchers they look pleased with themselves until they learn they have just destroyed a texaco oil station wishing to learn german brendan plays a long playing record called songs to mein kampf by when this army sits down to eat instead of being in a draughty mess hall they are in an opulent room decked out with a chandelier br br john wood is very funny as finkel byers ever so english butler his best scene is when he blackmails a mafia type gangster into teaching byers brigade to kill br br the script was not by jerry himself but by gerald gardiner and dee caruso author of a number of episodes of the monkees front often has the look and feel of a television sitcom indeed at times you almost expect to hear a laugh track br br where it goes badly wrong is in the last thirty minutes when byers replaces a top nazi commander and after ordering the germans to withdraw from the front gets involved in the plot to kill hitler and tom cruise is nowhere in sight as the commander jerry delivers a performance of such mind numbing ineptitude as to defy description he gives brian blessed a run for his money in the loudest man alive stakes it comes as a relief when the end credits appear br br perhaps the timing was just wrong bringing out a war comedy when the vietnam conflict was raging was not a good idea or the public simply had had enough of jerry that beard probably did not help what he needed here was a good producer someone to take him in hand and say that gag stinks throw it out don t raise the bridge lower the river is a masterpiece by comparison with this picture br br as the s got underway the new comedy icons would be woody allen mel brooks and monty python fresher more biting and in allen s case more human styles of comedy replaced jerry s brand of slapstick it would not be until that he would make anything like a successful comeback as the conceited talk show host jerry langford in martin scorcese s brilliant the king of comedy ,0
this movie was advertised on radio television magazines etc almost every hour or every issue so when we went to the kinnepolis multiplex our expectations were very high but oh boy how sad this movie is it is a movie in hollywood style about a movie in a movie shades shows so clear we aren t ready to produce big hollywood movies i am not a movie critic but i think a good movie starts with a good script and the script is a nightmare like my subject line says it is nothing and then looped you could just stare to the television as well without really seeing anything that was the feeling we ve got when we saw shades shades is a bad production ,0
probable reasons why so many people on this site have enjoyed this br br they might not have read the book they might enjoy gore and violence in a film they might be very young and therefore not understand the violence people might not understand how somehow more scary and more violent it is compared to the original book there are sure to be many other reasons not covered here br br the only thing i liked about this film is the song bright eyes br br if perchance you happen to be one of those people who has read the book enjoys calm and peaceful films without violence and are quite old and understand scariness and violence you are sure not to like this otherwise you will almost definitely enjoy this br br like in the book a rabbit called fiver in an unsuspecting warren warns of terrible danger to come only a few rabbits including his brother hazel believe him and they set out on a dangerous journey to find a new place to live ,0
most of this political thriller presented as a mostly run of the mill movie with a somewhat better development of many of the major characters that was much appreciated until the big twist and powerful climax that recalled twists experienced in silence of the lambs or the sixth sense reese witherspoon as the distraught wife of the missing egyptian husband and yigal naor as the strong armed interrogator offer strong performances jake gyllenhaal unfortunately is handed a more two dimensional character and has to struggled with a stereotypical presentation of the emotionally torn cia analyst that has been presented many times before in other movies early on there is the nice scene with an explosion that resembles a scene at the end of saving private ryan the silent scene that was used so effectively in reflecting one consequence of violence the script also provides a little more glimpse into the mind set of the enemy but still doesn t allow the audience really much understanding again permitting the audience to wallow in stereotypical characterization the cinematography and photography also is somewhat of a letdown because unlike jarhead or blackhawk down the crisp raw visceral presentation is missing not allowing the audience to really be there in the movie there is some distance that keeps the audience from realizing the intensity of the emotions occurring on the screen however overall the movie redeems itself by the end offering the audience a measured look into the complexity of the united states use of rendition and the possible complications and consequences that may occur through its use eight out of ten stars ,1
this was a truly insipid film the performances are third rate and the dialogue is so stilted that at times it seemed to have just rolled over and died my reason for renting this was simple find a movie with scriptwriting i needed a visual aid for my presentation so i figured why not use a clip boy was i wrong after searching my local video store i came upon this where it was suspiciously titled starstruck i thought what the hey and decided to give it a try well i was very unhappy with my results there was maybe one scene i could use and meanwhile i was practically falling asleep because of the sheer banality of the flick so i took this back and picked up ed wood there s a movie i can use as an example then again anything would be presentable compared to the drivel that is starfucker ,0
this is quite possibly the worst sequel ever made the script is unfunny and the acting stinks the exact opposite of the original ,0
do not watch this movie if you loved the classics such as tom wopat john schneider catherine bach sorrell booke james best denver pyle sonny shroyer and ben jones this movie will dissappoint you badly first of all this movie starts out with bo and luke running moonshine for jesse bo and luke would not do that ever on the real series this movie portrays unimaginable characters doing things that never would have happened in the series in the series uncle jesse was honest and law abiding in this movie he is a criminal who is making moonshine and smoking weed with the governor of georgia plus if this was an extension adding on to the dukes of hazzard reunion and the dukes of hazzard in hollywood i have one question how could uncle jesse be making moonshine when he died before the dukes of hazzard in hollywood movie and how is boss hogg alive when he died before the reunion movie in movie and rosco ran hazzard it seems magical that these characters came back to life when they have been dead for and years if hollywood really wanted to make a good movie they should have brought back james best john schneider tom wopat ben jones and catherine bach like they did in and and made a family friendly movie with the living original characters that made the show what it was and still is compared to this disgusting disgraced movie if you want to see good dukes movies either buy the original series or go out to walmart com and buy the dvd set of that includes the reunion and dukes of hazzard in hollywood movies they both star the original cast and are family friendly don t waste your time on a movie that isn t worth the cd it s written on ,0
i loved this film when i was little today at it is one of my all time favorite animated films beautiful animation and appealing characters are just two of the things to like about this film although many people might not enjoy some of the songs most of them are well done and go along with the story it focuses on charlie a roguish handsome german shepard who may seem unlikable to some at first but eventually will win you over br br not a kiddie film by any means often very dark and frightening at times a treat for don bluth fans and animation buffs but do keep a tissue in handy adgth never fails to make me cry and will do the same for those who are movie sensitive arguably one of the greatest non disney animated films of all time along with watership down and my neighbor totoro br br bottom line a heavenly masterpiece ,1
i have never been a great fan of oliver stone often because i have found his films to be forced preachy and generally flawed the two stone films i truly like are jfk and talk radio yet talk radio takes the cake for being stone s finest achievement stone is a director whereby you are either a fan or you are not it is safe to say that before watching talk radio i was not fond of the guy and considered one of the most overrated directors in the film industry though after watching talk radio some of my perceptions have changed talk radio is an unsettling and amusing attack on what is now known as reality tv br br talk radio follows a self indulgent dysfunctional determined hysterical outrageous and perplexing radio host named barry champlain who hosts a controversial late night radio show in dallas quickly becoming well known for his bold and quirky air presence he becomes a late night sensation whereby depraved junkies delinquents racists sociopaths sickos perverts and morons call in to be ridiculed on air the film shows the rise and fall of the man s career carefully making an accurate portrayal on freedom of speech originally adapted from a stage play the film attaches itself to the theatre theme that it was originally built around wonderfully conveying the film s fierce nature br br with the ferocious energy and non stereotypical air talk radio brings all the hilarity behind crass media it remains even more poignant today than it was in the late s the film goes into depth studying the likes of arrogance self obsession offensive behaviour controversy hypocrisy and ignorance the film shows through a controlled manner how it is good to have a personal opinion and freedom of speech yet it is something that should be used wisely rather than shamefully blunt stone tries to show how freedom of speech is a crucial importance in life but is something that we should be wary and cautious about the film asks the question of is our main protagonist just the same as the sad people who call up the show br br stone fabulously creates the film s key set piece the radio station with an ambition and cold atmosphere he then succeeds in capturing the isolation fear ambiguity and the dangerous emotions that are built up at the radio station eric bogosian is perfectly cast as the isolated self absorbed and complex genius barry champlain he fits the role perfectly letting off his lines with such enthusiasm urgency perplexity brusqueness and ultimately the bold hilarity of his offensive nature the performance brims with spark which was evidently robbed of an oscar nomination his voice suits the character being that a primary element of a radio host and his power of acting along with tragedy and comedy works brilliantly br br there is a strong use of editing in stone s films and talk radio boasts some of his cleanest most rhythmic editing he uses beautifully controlled camera techniques which differ from being calm to suddenly becoming turbulent there is a vibrant energy behind the film with its raw and wonderfully delightful script working as a centre piece for the greatness of the film the striking and virtuous cinematography stands out in the moments inside and outside the studio most impressively capturing the city at night not forgetting the hauntingly heartbreaking and yet darkly funny climatic spiral to decline is ultimately remarkable cinema br br talk radio is an essential modern masterpiece i am certain you will be surprised by just how great it really is i highly recommend talk radio for anyone interested in media or film talk radio is a fine example of top notch intellectual and insightful entertainment which still packs a well earned wakeup call finally if it was not for eric bogosian the film would not be the fun delightful and enduring masterpiece it is today ,1
why all the negative reviews you didn t expect a movie like this to be a masterpiece did you what we have is a movie that tried to entertain us and it worked for me not an oscar contender just entertainment you can really see how the movie has aged especially with everything the internet has to offer nowadays i still remember when this was first released and the net was still so new crazy and scary thoughts when i saw this for the first time i was and seriously thought anyone could get a hold of your information on a computer and destroy you but who s to say it can t happen i m not the type of person to nitpick a movie to death analyzing it until i m blue in the face that s not my style average acting suspensful and once again very entertaining sandra bullock as angela bennett is so cute this is my favorite movie with her in it because she s like the computer genius which i find very attractive of all the movies that were released in this would have to be my favorite although i didn t see it until my rating because it did slow down a little ,1
frankie dio lee vancleef is a high ranking mobster who turns himself in to the police or illegal gambling for reasons that seem unclear to me tony tony lo bianco is a low level thug who frequents a pool hall and spends his free time envying frankie by being in the right place at the right time tony gets arrested with frankie and is sent to jail where they form a bond that may not quite be friendship but it will do for now br br this film came to me under the title of frank and tony which is disappointing because i see an alternate name is mean frank and crazy tony which would have helped sell the film more effectively i presume that s an homage to dirty mary crazy larry but what do i know i watched it shortly after another italian crime film violent professionals and i must say the two complement each other very well br br italians have always lagged behind americans in their budgets and production values which is a real shame with this film it is considered a grindhouse film which unfairly demotes it to a b movie or worse with a cleaner sound and picture this could have been a hollywood hit i suspect i found the story very interesting the characters and actors better than average and unlike violent professionals the plot is fairly clear not too many secondary characters br br if you like mafia movies or crime films you should give this one a try a film about the mob that s actually from italy how much more authentic do you want is as much as you can ask sure it s not the godfather but it s not supposed to be this isn t a drama it s a light comedy heavy action buddy film like die hard with a vengeance from the point of view of the bad guys well okay not really br br if nothing else this film made me want to check out other films from the director and the principle cast films besides escape from new york where vancleef plays hauk and the usual cult movies what s more fun than discovering a lost classic ,1
i commented on this when it first debuted and gave it a thumbs in the middle review remarking that i d give it the benefit of the doubt beyond just the first episode i ve seen a total of six episodes now up to this point in june and as a lifelong batman fanatic i can say without hesitation this show is utter crap br br everything s wrong with it everything getting past just the lousy animation and design the stories are ridiculously convoluted and with no character development or apparent interest by the writers of this dreck to give any substance to any stories br br and for god s sake is it just me or is the joker in every episode is gotham that much of a revolving door justice system or again is it just a complete lack of interest in the writers to put any effort into other villains see no character development above br br and to make matters worse every single joker tale is the same part formula br br joker gasses people br br joker sets out to gas the whole city br br batman saves the day br br pfeh br br there was one episode i saw that wasn t a joker story the title escapes me but the villain was that nefarious cluemaster the think thank thunk episode with the quiz show that was the single worst batman story i ve ever seen heard or read yes worse than i ve got batman in my basement br br i can t really say what i feel this show is because it s probably against the tos but it starts with b and rhymes with fastardization thank goodness for the existence of the timm dini etc era of bat entertainment back from the fox and kids wb days stuff that good and i should have known this just couldn t possibly have lasted forever unfortunately ,0
good folks i stumbled on this film on evening while i was grading papers my academic specialty is anglo saxon literature and i can say that no one has ever done the genre the honor it deserves the icelandic beowulf and grendel is the least offensive i have seen and i did pay for my copy this sci fi version ranks with the christopher lambert version yuck br br what didn t i like cgi for one amazingly bad more importantly is the faithfulness to the storyline not to mention the stilted acting i am used to both with all the versions i have seen br br delighted regardless peter,0
beforehand notification i m sure someone is going to accuse me of playing the race card here but when i saw the preview for this movie i was thinking finally i have yet to see one movie about popular african influenced dance be it popular hip hop moves breaking or stepping where the main character was a black woman i ve seen an excessive amount of movies where a non black woman who knew nothing about hip hop comes fresh to the hood and does a mediocre job of it breakin breakin save the last dance step up but the black women in the film are almost nonexistent that always bothered me considering so much of hip hop african influenced dance and breaking was with blacks and latinos in massive amounts in these particular sets and it wasn t always men who performed it so i felt this movie has been a long time coming however the race does not make the film so i also wanted it to carry a believable plot the dancing be entertaining and interesting to watch br br pros i really enjoyed this film bringing jamaican culture i can t recall ever seeing a popular mainstream film where all the main characters were jamaican had believable accents and weren t stereotypical with the beanies the steppers family friends and even the thugs were all really intelligent realistic people who were trying to love live and survive in the neighborhood they lived in by doing something positive even when the audience was made aware that the main character s sister chose an alternate lifestyle it still didn t make the plot stereotypical i was satisfied with the way it was portrayed i loved the stepping the romantic flirty relationship going on between two steppers the trials that the main character s parents were going through and how she dealt with coming back to her old neighborhood and dealing with crabs in a barrel i respected that she was so intelligent and active at the same time and so many other sistas in the film were handling themselves in the step world they were all just as excellent as the fellas i don t see that in too many movies nowadays at least not those that would be considered black films br br cons i m not quite sure why the directors or whoever put the movie together did this but i question whether they ve been to real step shows whenever the steppers got ready to perform some hip hop song would play in place of the steppers hand feet beats at a real step show there is zero need for music other than to maybe entertain the crowds in between groups and then when hip hop songs were played sometimes the beat to the song was off to the beat of the steppers hands and feet it was awkward i was more impressed with the stepping in this movie versus stomp the yard another great stepping movie because the women got to represent as fierce as the guys in stomp the yard meagan good got all of a few seconds of some prissy twirl and hair flip and the deltas let out a chant and a few steps and were cut immediately even when there were very small scenes the ladies tore it up especially in the auto shop and it was without all that music to drown out their physical music i know soundtracks have to be sold but the movie folks could ve played the music in other parts of the film br br i m not a keyshia cole fan so every time i saw her all i kept thinking was is it written in the script for her to constantly put her hand on her hip when she talks she looked uncomfortable on screen to me i thought they should ve used a host like free or rocsi instead deray davis was funny as usual though also i groaned when i found out that the movie was supposed to be in the ghetto like stepping couldn t possibly happen anywhere else hollywood as usual however only a couple of people were portrayed as excessively ignorant due to their neighborhood and losers which mainstream movies tend to do br br i would ve given this movie five stars but the music playing killed it for me i definitely plan to buy it when it comes out and hopefully the bonus scenes will include the actual step shows without all the songs ,1
i have to say when pushing daisies came out i was immediately won out by the fairy tale like setting of such grimness the narrator made a cake out of the whole ordeal by making death seem as routine as well ned lee pace baking pies and that bringing them back to life was just as routine br br the trio of ned emerson cod chi mcbride and charlotte chuck charles anna friel plus sometimes sidekick olive snook kristin chenoweth who made the musical wicked such a delight made for some fantastic dialogue and silliness it definitely deserves the title of a romantic comedy drama br br ned and chuck made for a shy and not quite ready for love couple who are still exploring their feelings even though they cannot touch an obstacle that seems to be truly no obstacle with aids such as gloves cellophane and quirky schedules around the apartment but despite the awkwardness presented as they work their feelings around a strange secret which only a few know they still manage to show their on screen chemistry in touching scenes like when ned gives chuck the beehives the presence of olive though makes for some break out in song moments in the pie shop and unforeseen complications for the couple br br second season sharply declined putting a damper on a show that had real potential on some of the episodes the plot line was rushed and awkward making you ask what just happened in both the overall dead person of the week plot and in the overriding plot line the addition of chuck s father plus two half brothers for ned didn t help and at least one of the plot lines felt almost recycled didn t the episode comfort food feel like the episode bitter sweets in the fact that the dead person of the week died in food a few touching moments the beehives happened to help advance the relationship between chuck and ned but every time they got close the writers decided to throw in another monkey wrench rather than let the relation develop oliver comes back from the monastery chuck s dead father comes back to life and doesn t go back you get the picture br br shame it didn t work out but the concept was good and seemed surreal in a good way just enough pleasantvillesque color happy smiley going on and implausible scenarios to remind you that it s not dead like me then again it s in pushing daisies time according to creator bryan fuller so it makes it plausible again br br it should have lasted longer but it s merely wistful thinking at this point kudos to whatever new show attempts to replace this short lived gem ,1
i wanted to read the other comments before leaving my review and the majority definately rules this movie is aweful from the acting to the non realistic animation to the countless errors i was actually hoping that the flaps would have been extended by a stretch of the imagination can t extend flaps without engines the landing gear cannot be lowered unless you have electricity that tiny little fan that was going was not sufficient by any stretch to lower the landing gear the one thing i thought was quite peculiar is when they landed the back wheels touched down and then the nose one broke off thus suspending the plane with both back tires in the air how did the captain apply left and right brakes to tires that weren t touching the ground did they forget the spoilers word to the director find out all you can about planes before attempting a plane movie sorry for the technical rant but i give this movie ,0
 hatred of a minute is arguably one of the better films to come out of michigan in recent years not to say that it s a brilliant film by any means but it s definitely worth a watch br br hatred chronicles the sordid adventures of eric seaver played by director kallio a formerly abused child now grown up and starting to listen to his evil side br br hatred is very nice visually the shots are creative and the lighting is approporiately moody and interesting to look at this film actually has an element of production value to it unlike other recent michigan releases like dark tomorrow and biker zombies subtle dolly shots and stylized shot composition show good use of this film s budget br br however hatred stumbles in the same places that so many other local films do and that s in the story and character department essentially things just kind of happen eric seaver doesn t evolve at all basically he s always been crazy it s just that people are starting to notice the film just wanders along its merry way with very little development also the ending is very abrupt br br however since this is a horror film since when do we care about plot we just want to see people die and hatred certainly delivers as the body count mounted people in the theater started cheering kill her kill em all when people scream back at the screen it s always fun br br that s the place where hatred succeeds it s fun and in the end that s all that really matters ,1
a really terrible movie really low budget with terrible acting a convoluted and inane plot a modest reworking of the vampire tales mixed with modern science br br the result is a total mess without meaning for most parts with very limited and cheap effects it is not even fun like several of the low budget independent movies of this kind br br a waste of time,0
i m glad i never watched this show when it came out br br i just wondered why it lasted years it reminds me of the terrible s with fake people fake clothes and fake music how did i ever survive growing up in this era br br the acting in the majority of episodes i have watched are forced this makes for very boring shows the plot lines are not very interesting as the old twilight zone shows the old show inspired the imagination and made one look forward to the next show br br stick with the old twilight zone shows and spare yourself the pain of watching garbage ,0
who ever came up with story is one sick person i rented it for our slumber party sleepover and all six of us got freaked out cause we re all in an acting class together and we know a couple of the actors from class besides everybody screaming the whole freaky night i had freaky nightmares i kept thinking oh my god if i get up to go to the bathroom to pee i m going to be stabbed in the middle of wiping or something i couldn t even go to the bathroom because we watched this gruesome horror movie i also thought why are all the girls topless in this movie but we don t any of the boys units you should make a horror film where the killer is a girl and chopping off units i would watch that over and over call it hard or soft or something stupid like that i m only giving this movie a because you freaked me out freaks ,1
something very strange happens when you talk about global warming science goes out the window and belief and consensus becomes the topic of discussion br br it s because of that fact that i give a failing mark to al gore s documentary br br instead of promoting intelligent discussion he kept the debate at the level of belief and consensus br br of course when you re trying to sell the world into spending trillions of dollars to stop global warming you may thing it s a problem to tell the scientific truth we don t know how much of the current warming was caused by humans maybe none of it maybe some of it or maybe it has over ceded the next ice age and we got really lucky not to have boiled the planet br br but the fact remains that we don t know br br so we re asked to believe in the consensus never mind that any scientist that strays from the consensus is ostracized never mind that scientific inquiry is about straying from the consensus einstein didn t believe in the consensus neither did copernicus or galileo br br so why so much scorn placed on those very researchers who would advance the field by asking the tough questions if global warming is so incontrovertible surely a few people testing that theory can t be so threatening br br what is going on here that s the movie i was hoping al gore would have made istead he chose to shore up his support with the true believers of the consensus br br sad really ,0
the first time i saw this film i was a kid i was ten years old when it was released but since my family never went to movie theaters i saw it on network tv i remember watching it alone and crying afterward it was only the second film to illicit that response rocky was the first and there haven t been many since i can t say why exactly larry rain murphy didn t deserve to win any more that rocky balboa or anyone else i know i admired murphy not so much for what he did but for the way he did his time stoic he didn t need a stopwatch or freedom to find dignity he ran because he could he needed no other reason i have a rule today that when i see this film late at night on cable television the only time most will come across it i must watch no matter what i have to do the next morning fortunately it doesn t play often like shawshank redemption or other favorites so i still get plenty of sleep and i never tire of the story of one man s unrepentant imprisonment and personal victory ,1
a professional production with quality actors that simply never touched the heart or the funny bone no matter how hard it tried the quality cast stark setting and excellent cinemetography made you hope for fargo or high plains drifter but sorry the soup had no seasoning or meat for that matter a of for effort ,0
before i watched this film i read a review here stating that this film could possibly be one of the best films ever ha ha scene by scene the tension grows alright from the annoying characters in this movie from the little girl talking gibberish and trying to drown the little boy to the killer just running about without any notice and who was the guy at the beach talking to the little boy things just seem to happen and then go unanswered in this film as i watched it seemed like the film was going in one direction then just doesn t go anywhere but into a new direction and on and on br br the acting is great but the writing is horrible each character in each scene says or does something so unbelievable unrealistic and the reactions of the fellow cast extras are simply strange there are no resolutions to the problems developed throughout the film making it confusing and ultimately a big waste of time ,0
if you need that instant buzz that only late s early s euro sex movies can give off then look no further for you have just stumbled across the mother lode subsequent tv director schivazappa s exercise in psychedelic porn of the soft core variety may not generally be considered as a classic of its kind but it knocks many better known titles from the likes of tinto brass jess franco and joe d amato for a loop radley metzger sure was hip to this way before anyone else when he picked up this marvelously twisted little number for us distribution through his company audubon gorgeous cinematography favouring symmetrical compositions may elicit cries of pretentiousness from those who swear by shoddy skin flicks shot in someone s backyard hey as far as i m concerned it s their loss for this is one thrill ride of a movie with twists so well twisted that you may not even believe them after you have actually witnessed them on screen dagmar lassander immortalized as the gone to seed landlady from lucio fulci s house by the cemetery has never looked more exquisite than she does here subtly portraying the innocent researcher held hostage by mad medic philippe leroy with all the art house favorites to his name you wonder whether he has the good humor to mention this one on his c v as their initially violent relationship turns to s m tinged love story nothing is what it seems however in this sick and imaginative gem of a movie with several truly erotic moments achieved with surprisingly minimal nudity i for one was completely baffled and enchanted by the way schivazappa chose to suggest oral sex during one scene i ll let you find that one out for yourselves and lassander s gauze clad boogie to an impossibly groovy s tune should have become iconic in a way similar to the image of sylvia kristel reclining in that wicker chair in her emmanuelle days you may not know this film just yet but trust me once seen you ll never forget it ,1
i saw this episode of masterpiece theatre and immediately came to imdb to look it up i was greeted by a comment from another user who believed that it was nothing special a out of and underwhelming i would feel morally remiss if i didn t disagree br br now i am an avid fan of masterpiece theatre but oftentimes the stories can be a bit silly on television for example he knew he was right was absolutely horrendous carrie s war however is probably the best i ve seen so far the entire cast does an excellent job and it held my interest more than any other piece i ve seen recently the character mr evans is of particular interest and through subtle images of for example an untouched birthday cake or a garnet ring my opinion of him went from bad to truly good truly his ultimate demise and the story of how everyone around him left him a cold hard man is what brought out the bittersweet in this story for me br br the end is gratifying in every sense but one that everyone did not get what they deserved but overall things worked out i absolutely recommend this to everyone ,1
i thought this movie was lol funny it s a fun not to be taken seriously movie about one man s twisted views on life love and well ladies from the lowly bus station skank to the high class débutante bus station skank tim meadows plays a guy leon phelps who was raised by in a playboy style mansion by a hugh hefner esquire father figure surrounded constantly by beautiful porn models and actresses when his father kicks him out on the street he must learn to fend for himself with nothing but the chauvinistic outlook on life that his youth has taught him that and an unfathomable nearly mystical level of charm and dumb luck and so the hijinx begin if you haven t seen this movie and you enjoy a light hearted semi mindless comedy love story then i highly recommend renting the ladies man ,1
the story is being told fluidly there are no interruptions the flash backs are woven into the present seamlessly casting was superb young ya ara looked very much like ya ara would have looked at that age her portrayal of a blind person was done convincingly director daniel syrkin have done a superb job in getting the various actors to work together in this story the cinematography is very good you feel like you are with ya ara and talia walking toward the ocean to the edge of the cliff the english subtitles follow the hebrew script very closely it is interesting to note that even though out of sight is not a direct translation of lemarit ayin both names are very appropriate to the story ,1
quite the most boring nonsense i have seen in a long time the plot was full of irrelevance and the acting was the worst i have seen in a long time br br to make it worse camera angles that made me feel sick were used the incidental music was terrible and drowned out the dialogue maybe not a bad thing then and the shots of san francisco looked as if they had been stolen straight out of the city tourist board s promotional video br br oh and the obligatory sex scene was not even half well done better lighting next time please ,0
while not exactly offensive the version of the perils of pauline is certainly moronic the title might lead you to expect a tribute to pearl white the original pauline in the silent episode serial but for that you would be better served by the version starring betty hutton this version is like a mix of casino royale and the weakest of the elvis movies worst of all it is not a blend of these but more like someone scotch taped together segments from each so that the thing skips back and forth between the two styles br br what unity there is in the production comes from the pairing of pamela austin pauline and pat boone george steadman a good match because both lack even the most basic of acting skills imagine mandy moore playing opposite dan quayle br br austin would later play opposite john aston in evil roy slade with the talent disparity between them actually painful to watch in the mid s she was the dodge rebellion girl as such she was featured in a similar series of perilous situations imagine sandra dee in a dark blue jumpsuit when the automaker s ad agency replaced her with the dodge fever girl someone got the bright idea to showcase her in a feature film br br what story there is here begins with pauline growing up in the baskerville foundling home run by the actress who played mrs chatsworth osborne sr on dobie gillis george falls in love with her pauline not mrs osborne and sabotages several opportunities she has to be adopted george leaves to seek his fortune and year old pauline gets a job tutoring a young oil rich middle eastern prince when he tries to add the attractive blonde to his harem she runs away and goes from peril to peril these include african pygmies a ½ year old millionaire who wants to freeze her until his one year old grandson is old enough for marriage the movie industry and the russian space program br br all this is intended to be silly and charming but manages only the silly part there is some effort to incorporate a silent film look to the action sequences by simulating the under cranking of a camera which speeds up the action unfortunately everything else film stock production design editing is depressingly s nothing here even approaches the images of pearl white strapped to a log moving toward a buzz saw or tied to railway track waiting for the approaching train br br then again what do i know i m only a child ,0
i wasn t expecting to much of this movie when i went into the theater but i had been waiting for it for many years to sum it up it was pretty damn good chad michael murray was pretty good i thought he was going to be another chris flynn from wrong turn but i was wrong elisha cuthbert was also good but the best performance has to go to brian van holt he played the bad guy too well i mean he was sick sadistic and very cruel the back story between the brothers was good plus i liked how no killings took place until about minutes into the film it gave you time to pick the character you wanted to see live and the one you wanted to see die jon abrahams was pretty good as the goofy best bud of cmm i liked how chad kind of cried when he found him dead it was better then just him being like whatever my buddy is dead who cares it showed how he really cared so overall this was a darn god slasher with some great effects bravo ,1
thus starts one crazy summer the evil twin of better off dead how can any movie be bad when the opening lines are sung by david lee roth br br this movie is a total blast pairing again john cusack with curtis armstrong but this time adding bobcat goldwaith to the mix has great funny results hyperactive bobcat grates the nerve of everyone around curtis ak ak is the son of a deranged military with pacifist tendencies and demi moore with natural breasts wow as the love interest of once again chronically depressed cusack br br the story is well simple enough the laughs are there but both savage steve holland films have a certain quality to them they are funny but they are also sweet the scene where curtis finds a blown up doll in the target practice beach and begins musing about how a little girl won t be able to sleep was dumb funny and touching the animation used throughout is quite surreal the boat is hysterical complete with watsamatta u sail and odie plush doll overall a fun film though not as good as better off dead ,1
i recall years back michael douglas wanted his wife catherine zeta jones to be in a romantic film because he felt his wife had all the goods no doubt she does but not in this film a colossal waste of time no story no character development no chemistry nada this was not the vehicle that we all hoped this film would be boring and a huge disappointment didn t even watch the whole film torture catherine zeta jones was obviously trained in how to work a kitchen move around present a dish but this wasn t the food network nothing learned here and once her counterpart appeared supposedly a romantic interest brewing where was the chemistry the poor slob on the second floor of her building trying all the ploys to connect and no character development there the loss of her sister was poorly played out as who knew there was a closeness the sister s daughter just was plopped here and there with something that was supposed to draw you in not just a waste of movie time the promoters certainly did their job to put this lack luster film on all the networks tempting you with all kinds of teasers sorry to say don t spend a dime ,0
 spoiler do not read this if you think about watching that movie although it would be a waste of time by the way the plot is so predictable that it does not make any difference if you read this or not anyway br br if you are wondering whether to see coyote ugly or not don t it s not worth either the money for the ticket or the vhs dvd a typical chick feel good flick one could say the plot itself is as shallow as it can be a ridiculous and uncritical version of the american dream the young good looking girl from a small town becoming a big success in new york the few desperate attempts of giving the movie any depth fail such as the tragic accident of the father the difficulties of violet s relationship with her boyfriend and so on mcnally director tries to arouse the audience s pity and sadness put does not have any chance to succeed in this attempt due to the bad script and the shallow acting especially piper perabo completely fails in convincing one of jersey s fear of singing in front of an audience the only good and quite funny thing about coyote ugly is john goodman who represents the small ray of hope of this movie br br i was very astonished that jerry bruckheimer produced this movie first gone in seconds and now this what happened to great movies like the rock and con air that was true bruckheimer stuff br br if you are looking for a superficial movie with good looking women just to have a relaxed evening you should better go and see charlie s angels it s much more funny entertaining and self ironic instead of this flick br br two thumbs down out of ,0
i actually was looking forward to this movie after reading a number of reviews before the release it sounded like a genuinely nice film one that was beautifully filmed and one with an interesting cast nicholas cage penelope cruz and john hurt br br well it might have been all of those things but it is so boring that i defy almost anyone to sit through this in its entirety and keep attention also cage s attempt at speaking with an italian accent is embarrassingly bad he s such a good actor that i cringed every time he spoke in this film br br disappointing seems to be the most often word used by reviewers here to describe this film and i totally agree br br i guess it didn t take long for word to get out about how bad this movie was because like cage s accent it did not do well ,0
pretty decent for his early work and no kokaku kidotai without it and gets an points extra for the easter eggs for shirow definitely a rung in the ladder i am biased as a shirow fan but this was a big step from dirty pair which was what i knew of him violent fun with a porno soundtrack you cannot help but notice that i know people appreciate him for ghost in the shell but all of the deep spiritual overtones were dealt with in appleseed eswat killing terrorists the struggle for humans to stay viable as bioroids phase them out and deunan staying thin despite her intake of junk food definitely like the characters even the traitor and i do not know why ,1
 nero as the title of the movie is in germany is a another attempt to show one of the most interesting roman emperors lucius domitius ahenobarbus better known as nero although this attempt at least tried to show a more historic accurate nero than the amusing but completely fictitious nero peter ustinov played in quo vadis it still is a major failure and to those imdb commentators who still believe that sueton and tacitus propaganda is true please read a book about nero that was published less than years ago nero did not burn rome this is proved he did not murder britannicus he did not torture kill and maim for pleasure he was the first emperor who banned the gladiator fights the movie still shows a lot of mistakes errors and is by the way made in a really cheap style especially the sets were cheap and unconvincing the palace looking like some villa the city itself looked like well like a cheap set the acting was between good and sub par the music nearly insignificant and the movie soon deteriorated after nero became emperor to a rushed bad edited mess without any clear narrative structure so there still is the potential for an epic biography of nero that shows the true nero who was one of the best emperors who ruled rome despite the lies of sueton et al ,0
spoiler alert this movie zero day gives an inside to the lives of two students andre and calvin who feel resentment and hatred for anyone and anything associated with there school br br they go on a series of self thought out missions all leading up to the huge mission which is zero day zero days contents are not specified until the middle to the end of the movie the viewer knows its serious and filled with hate but is never quite sure until the end br br now we all know if the movie is based on the columbine massacre the ending is pretty obvious and the ending is no different than any other movie about the attack they go and kill many of their fellow students in the end br br i have seen a lot of movies on this attack and this movie by far is my favorite and most respected it gives the viewer and inside look to the lives of these two teens who hate life and honestly it gives the viewer some what of an understanding and a closure on the horrible event br br being only when the events played out i never knew the seriousness of the shootings until my english class was assigned an essay or story on a defining moment in our generation well i knew everyone was going to pick the twin towers but i wanted to be different because of course the twin towers was tragic and very defining but i didn t think it was the right choice for me because there was really no way of relating to that because i was only in the rd grade and i had no idea what it all meant but the shootings did leave and effect i remember the interviews the sky views of the school and the hurt and terror in the eyes of thousands of people br br this movie is a compelling down to earth and horrific masterpiece and i would reccomened it to anyone ,1
trapped buried alive brings us to a resort that has just opened and is soon to close br br we start with a guy in gear blowing up drifts to avoid the possibility of avalanches somehow that doesn t make sense anyways he s about to blow away one particularly big one when he notices the resort is open despite his best efforts higher authority tells him his day is over br br soon as everyone expects an avalanche hits br br look i m not gonna reveal any more all i can say is this was a b movie designed for the family channel which i just saw it on and the fact it had no commercials proves it s a b movie anyways it s a pretty decent film but it s partially unreal br br firsthand when people are buried by ice and snow they re buried not just traced by powder or what about a cd for a screwdriver it s not possible and finally what i can t stress enough is that an explosion cannot stop a avalanche guaranteed br br furthermore it s worth a rental or a tv viewing but not owning br br the movie is rated pg but maybe it should have received something a little more strong a boy nearly loses his foot in an elevator but his leg is cut around the ankle a guy is toasted by electricity and diesel and in the weight room dead people are laying around br br enjoy ,1
it s about time we see a movie that stays unbiased towards these old indian traditions at times it is clear how most of the doctors are charlatans even lying about how they don t charge their clients while they are wearing their gold watches the donation box is mandatory notice that there are only a couple of people who get cured while we see quite a few cases br br keep in mind while watching that ingesting mercury is not toxic and that the smallest indian bank note is rupee while the average salary in india is ru month ,0
i remember this show being on the television when i was a kid back in the early s and there was this rage about kids with goofy leotards doing kung fu on one another and riding around in plastic dinosaurs it was called power rangers i remember that little kids would go around hitting each other and then the shirts and the stuff from the show was banned in many school districts all over the country because this show taught kids how to fight each other in solving their differences br br i never really thought of this as a show especially when better shows like the tick were playing on fox kids most older teens always looked at power rangers in a ridiculous and scornful manner and it s not hard to wonder why the footage is ridiculous at best the colored rangers costumes look like stuff you would work out in and the dinosaurs look like plastic nonsense then you get into the acting and of course those really laughable haircuts all the guys run around with earrings on half of them are wearing s mullets and they always wear the same clothes everyday and then change into leotard wearing power rangers br br the toys are especially ridiculous as well and was the joke of many late night talk show hosts and of course two of the worst movies ever made and i do mean two of the worst movies ever made were based on this show with nearly every critic trashing both the films and the shows it was based on br br power rangers is nothing more than a bad television commericial for especially bad toy merchandising as an adult i don t look at it fondly but rather as another embarrassment of s kids shows fashion and guys earrings ,0
i really thought they did an excellent job there was nothing wrong with it at all i don t know how the first commenter could have said it was terrible it moved me to tears i guess it moved about everyone to tears but i try not to cry in a movie because it s embarrassing but this one got me it was sooo good i hope they release it on dvd because i will definitely buy a copy i feel like it renewed my faith and gave me a hope that i can t explain it made me want to strive to be a better person they went through so much and we kind of take that for granted i guess compared to that i feel like our own trials are nothing well not nothing but they hardly match what they had to go through i loved it who played emma ,1
this movie was a fairly entertaining comedy about murphy s law being applied to home ownership and construction if a film like this was being made today no doubt the family would be dysfunctional since it was set in the simpler forties we get what is supposed to be a typical family of the era grant of course perfectly blends the comedic and dramatic elements and he works with a more than competent supporting cast highlighted by loy and douglas their shenanigans make for a solid ninety minutes of entertainment ,1
the opening shot was the best thing about this movie because it gave you hope that you would be seeing a passionate well crafted independent film damn that opening shot for filling me hope as the film progressed in a slow plodding manner my thoughts were varied in relation to this film was there too much butter in my popcorn did the actors have to pay the director to be in this film did i get my ticket validated at the box office yes dear reader i saw this film in the theatre this would be the only exception i will make about seeing a film at home over a movie theatre because at home you can turn it off were there any redeeming values peter lemongelli as the standard college nerd had his moments especially in a dog collar other than that this film went from trying to be a comedy to a family drama to a spiritual uplifter it succeeded on none of these fronts oh and the girlfriend was realllllllllly bad her performance was the only comedy i found ,0
 spoilers cash crop goes something like this down on their luck farmers grow pot to make ends meet dea agent blows into town farmers hide the pot dea agent leaves town end of story br br this flick features solid performances by some second tier actors mediocre direction and a so so screenplay but it ain t got no story and since the story is the foundation of every drama cash crop is an utter failure too boring to recommend ,0
after some quite ok dutch action flicks like lek and van god los gerrard verhage wants to make a movie about the life of a dutch mobster well mobster is a big word for klaas bruinsma he isn t a real international big guy like george jung blow or pablo escobar he is just an amsterdam lowlife who made some money by selling soft drugs things are often blown up in the netherlands and this movie is just an other example but even then the movie could be very nice if the story was okay told now there are major jumps in time one day klaas is just an ordinary drug boy the next shot he seems to be a big player in the drug scene nobody knows how s that possible except for those who read the book the acting is really bad the non dutch movie watchers get to see one of the worst actresses in the netherlands chantal janzen when you think she finally gets naked then you are watching a stand in model so bad acting bad montage crap story de dominee br br please don t watch it even if other people say it s good because it isn t i ve warned you ,0
i have to offset all the terrible comments i love this movie i own the movie and the soundtrack i watch it whenever i need a pick me up granted it s not like the sound of music but it s as much fun if picking at movies is not your thing i adored the late and great bobby vann and james shigeta has always and will always be a favorite i saw this when it first came out in the theaters i m a big musical fan and this one is times better than twiggy in the boyfriend it s a modern musical and shouldn t be judged by all that went before it s just the best for dreamers like me who wish they could find this place no illness no wars no drugs all the bad things in life are gone this is nothing more than a feel good movie that is what all movies should be about shaun phillips title song is superb and explains the entire feel of the movie if the acting isn t the greatest who cares i love the idea of the movie peter finch a very stiff actor liv ullmann gorgeous as ever sally kellerman surprisingly good voice michael york typical and olivia hussey stunning all convinced me they were normal run of the mill people not one of them acted like actors in a movie they acted like real people the same way i would act if i found this place torn between going home and staying there in awe of everything yes there are flaws in this movie but get over it it s not citizen kane it s a feel good musical ,1
the only other film besides soylent green that has such an air of hopelessness is on the beach both films deal with the consequences for the species and the planet from man made cataclysms on the beach with nuclear war and soylent green with the environmental poisoning of the planet br br maybe there s cause for some optimism because as of we haven t reached either of the worlds described in those films and we were supposed to by now new york city still has about million people not the million by the turn of the millenia as described in soylent green environmentalists always hail this film as showing the consequence of global warming for myself it also shows the right to life ethic run amuck obviously there s no family planning in this world either br br charlton heston is an nypd detective who lives with room mate edward g robinson who s old enough to remember the earth before catastrophe struck there s been a murder committed joseph cotten an executive with the soylent corporation a multi national concern that has come up with a food product some kind of wafer in many colors to feed the world s population it s latest product is soylent green br br the investigation finds charlton heston getting his man but also it leads to some horrifying truths about the soylent corporation and the future of mankind as heston shouts in the end that soylent green is made of people that we ve become a race of cannibals the horrifying thing is that there is no alternative we ve exhausted the planet and we have to eat our dead to survive br br this was the farewell performance of edward g robinson and in his memoirs heston spoke movingly of robinson even though they had differing political views a few weeks after robinson wrapped that final scene of his screen demise by consented euthanasia he passed away in real life not many did but heston knew that robinson was terminally and there was no acting involved in that final death scene between the two of them br br though the timetable was off it doesn t mean that the world envisioned by soylent green may not come to pass hopefully we ll have not just the intelligence but the sense of shared responsibility to keep that from happening ,1
i´ve seen this at the fantasy filmfest in cologne and left the cinema halfway through this movie with a bunch of other people so maybe i´m not the right one to comment on it but i think the fact of leaving s c is reason enough to do so s c is a different film people who need a coherent narration characters or a plotline won´t find anything in this one it´s supposed to be an experimental film relying on the power of images but these images have no power they are so forced in their intention of simply grossing people out that they have nothing else to say the gibberish of the off narrator is simply boring the visuals are cheap ok the effects are good but if that´s the only thing why care husseins film wants to be shocking and thought provoking instead it is boring and annoying in its non creativity note not every movie without a story is art and there is absolutely no creativity in breaking taboos anymore especially not if everything is executed as bad as in s c i´d suggest director hussein should either visit a psychiatrist or a filmschool before he mistakes crap for art again note i never want to see a baby getting slashed during birth again ,0
this movie appears to have been made by someone with some good ideas but who also never had made a movie before nor had they considered that a script should be edited or even funny when i saw this film i saw it for john candy and assumed incorrectly that it would be hilarious instead there was a stupid plot about mind control and so many flat unfunny moments and to top it off candy delivered some of the crudest lines i had ever heard up to that time so despite a potentially funny cast and story idea we are left with an amateurish and crude movie that will probably be too stupid for the average adult though teens will probably find a few laughs it s really a shame it could have been so much better i mean with eugene levy joe flaherty and john candy it should have been wonderful ,0
let me say at the outset that i m not a very artistic person and that i don t get new art that being said this film is absolutely crazy and in my opinion not crazy in a good way filmed entirely in black and white with a series of very loosely connected stories avida is a film for those who can look at modern art and say wow i feel the energy and passion of this painting the only reason i give this film a out of is because i actually did manage to laugh at some parts though mainly laughing at the sheer insanity of the film two of the characters throwing chairs on a lawn as to do what these characters were doing i have no idea i wouldn t recommend this film to anybody ,0
this is a genuinely horrible film the plot such as it is is totally undecipherable i think it has something to do with blackmail but i m not entirely certain br br half of the dialogue consists of useless cliches the other half is spoken by the various actors in such unintelligible imitations of southern accents that thankfully the words cannot be recognized br br but the one true tragedy of the movie is that such a historic talent as mary tyler moore apparently was in such dire financial or personal circumstances that she appeared in it br br ,0
despite having a very pretty leading lady rosita arenas one of my boy crushes the acting and the direction are examples of what not to do while making a movie br br placed in southern mexico popoca the aztec mummy real aztecs by the way did not made mummies has been waken up by the lead characters and starts making trouble in mexico city suburbia during the first movie the aztec mummy in this second part the leading man and woman want to find th mummy and put it in its final resting place a fireplace would have been my first choice br br into this appears the bat a criminal master mindless stereotype of a criminal genius who creates a human robot some idiot inside a robot suit to control popoca and get this take over the world the final match between the robot and the mummy is hilarious some of the worst choreography ever witnessed the funniest part is that this movie was made and released by a serious mexican movie studio br br the acting is just as awful hearing the movie in spanish as it is in english they dubbed the over acting you should watch this movie through mst the comments are even funnier ,0
i almost stopped watching hindi movies because of the mediocre quality and story lines one exception for this is ramgopal verma movies this is a nice movie with great performances from the star cast this is must see movie for those who are sick of watching stupid dancing and love stories the adaptation of the story and characterization was exceptional good you should watch this movie for nana patekar based on the life of mumbai cop daya naik this movie deals in a more realistic way the film delves into the life of the common man which he has apart from being an encounter specialist i rate this as one of the best movie of the year,1
this film was amazing it was extremely funny and moving damien o donnell and jeffrey caine have put together a great movie which will appeal to all ages james mcavoy and steven robertson made this film brilliant their acting was excellent there was this real lifelike feeling between them that made you really believe they were the characters they were acting out romola garai is amazingly gorgeous and brilliant in her role the story of these two physically challenged people and their carer is well put over and you really start to grow to know and feel for the characters as the movie goes on it was especially upsetting at the end i would recommend this movie to anyone that loves a truly heart felt movie warning to the more sensitive viewer make sure you have tissues you will need them br br again amazing film ,1
this film was just painful to watch not in the good dramatic way that makes you cringe with emotions for well developed characters in dramatic situations yeah i pretty much made that last sentence up as i went along but in just an absolute dull way for over two hours now you all may think i m just some ignorant reviewer who has no respect for shakespeare or artistic film making well you d be wrong on both counts i love the works of shakespeare especially the tragedies of romeo and juliet julius caesar macbeth and hamlet and i ve watched plenty of arthouse films such as the surreal and well made eraserhead and fellini s but this was just over two hours of lost in translation shakespeare way too much nudity i can understand artistic nudity in some scenes but not in every other shot of a movie it was pointless and served nothing for the story and basically just overzealous film making i had high expectations for this film in that it was said to be very artistic and was an adaptation of shakespeare s the tempest but this was just an extreme letdown i gave this film a three only because of sir john gielgud s acting presence which far surpassed all of the no names in this film and the cinematography set design combination as it made a lot of scenes look like paintings in motion however a lot of this film would ve been better off as just a painting with a scroll of text below it a true disappointment maybe if zeffirelli had been given the director s chair this would ve been much better but this is one audience member s opinion many others may enjoy this far more than me that being said if you can t find this at any nearby video stores it s currently not on dvd don t try to go too far out of your way to find it it s not really worth it ,0
i liked this show from the first episode i saw which was the rhapsody in blue episode for those that don t know what that is the zan going insane and becoming pau lvl ep best visuals and special effects i ve seen on a television series nothing like it anywhere ,1
i ll probably get a lot of flack for hating this movie guess i didn t approach it with the proper dewy eyed nostalgia of the generation before me but suffice it to say st elmo s fire was pretty crap freaking tastic even as far as brat pack films go br br here is yet another lovely example of the smug self indulgent neurosis that is everything s rent anyone the plot is virtually non existent and the philosophies are kitchy at best poorly delivered the rest of the time the complete lack of anything resembling sympathetic characters doesn t help the situation there really was no growth no forward movement at all even the climactic suicide scene was effectually neutered by once again refusing to let death or anything resembling reality or adult life enter in br br each cookie cutter figure simply goes about making you hate them in the blandest most predictable way possible the stalker is a creep for no discernible reason other than he is a stalker and andie macdowell is gorgeous the jackass does everything in his power to constantly remind you he is well a jackass the gorgeous slut hides really soulful deep pain with a wild lifestyle the poet moods and mopes around for a full of the film until he can reveal he actually is full of teddy bears and sunshine and rainbows the virgin finally becomes a whole happy human being after getting every virgin s desire of one hot roll in the sack with a jackass before he ditches her to really change for real this time the cheating bastard cheats until it is time for him to get caught and finally the feminist go around dousing holy water on any soul that utters commitment br br which brings me to my final beef what bond of super cement was holding these people together as friends i can t imagine being with just one of them now think of the vortex created by all that narcissism centered in one bar and they were all so terrible to each other heads in toilets near rape and sleeping around with everrrryone the cherry was after two bffs act like total baboons after screwing the feminist she s like umm actually i don t want to be with either of you anymore let s be friends and we can hang out in a totally unawkward way every day knowing that i may hook up with one or the other at any given point but neither of you are satisfying enough for commitment not that word and they all smile as if to say golly gee i never thought of that what a great idea br br only it s not kinda in the way that watching this movie is not ,0
this is an incredibly fun action exploitation s rocker charles bronson rules as paul kirsey the villains are hilariously bad the soundtrack by jimmy page is laughably bad alex winter bill of bill ted is great as one of the street punks who gets wasted by bronson and crew crew oh those are the downtrodden townsfolk who team up with bronson to win back the streets the whole movie is enjoyable with the last half hour or so exploding into non stop action and mayhem ,1
i enjoyed this film the way these mutants looked along with the tone of the film is very good plus david cronenberg as philip k decker was great it makes me wonder if his personality is exactly the same in real life except for the killings of course br br i was impressed with the creatures for this film although this movie probably had a somewhat low budget the mutants creatures monsters looked great especially from this is definitely a unique film and not crap it makes me want to go find a read the novella it s based off of this is an interesting film because it shows how humans can be monsters and the monsters are the one with humanity ,1
first let s call this movie what it is br br it s a feel good movie with a message br br the acting is just okay dialog slightly better production value pretty good br br rugby scenes just barely passable br br but here s the trick this isn t something hollywood contrived and it isn t trying to be a ferociously accurate portrayal of the sport it is instead a pretty good representation of mostly real people in real circumstances and a real storyline sure they could have done a better job actually rep ing the sport but my vote it does a pretty good job at what it sets out to do br br and fwiw i can t think of many football baseball hockey or soccer movies that are true to the sport either c mon bull durham br br i m not a rugby player i was a wrestler but i graduated from highland attended and occasionally trained with the rugby guys my brother in law david however was one of the original founding members of the highland rugby club in his younger brother billy played the next year as i recall if you re interested there s a highland rugby site at highlandrugby net that addresses the history of the team br br by the time i was there the club had been in existence for about a decade and had long since built a reputation for excellence it s a fact that they focused on broad training topics devotion honor discipline effort not tactics i thought the rugby guys i knew were a little off in the head but i think i might have just been a little jealous they were hard core dedicated to the belief system that gelwix promoted br br with regard to the cultural mixing issues that have been brought up it might be interesting to note that while i was there in the s one of the larger schools in the city was shut down south high school and its students distributed among the other primary slc schools to be honest highland pre s was pretty whitebread i ve got a picture of the team from i think that shows an all white club south high on the other hand was a much more racially integrated school before it closed i had a pair of friends from south who joined the team one tongan one samoan and as i recall there were a bunch of island nation players that joined up i don t think anyone questioned the credibility of the team in adopting maori or other cultural traditions if there was one thing that was obvious about these guys it s that they walked the walk br br and as to the strength of the team when compared to the best highschool age teams in the world yeah it s true that us rugby on average when taken as a whole does not represent particularly well against the best elsewhere there are exceptions but hey it s a simple fact that rugby doesn t have the prominence or exposure needed to develop the multiple traditions of excellence in the us that arise in other countries br br with that said judge highland on its merits br br the only team to qualify for the usa rugby national championships every year of that organizations yr history br br a win record of wins losses read that again winningest coach in any us sport in history br br regular international tours br br some compelling wins against some legitimate international teams br br are they the world best maybe some years probably not most but they re pretty good on a consistent basis and it s disrespectful to the game to blow them off when highland rugby may be the best ambassador to the sport in the us ,1
i stole this movie when i was a freshmen in college i ve tried to watch it three times the second two because friends wanted to see it sweet adam sandler i ve never heard of this movie but since he s so funny its gotta be funny wrong i can t make myself watch this pile of crap after the dream boxing match insult war where burning the guy with a good zinger causes your opponent physical pain you would think that terrible comedy hurting you is ridiculous but after watching this you ll know its true this movie isn t worth the price i paid for it i ve watched a ton of steven segal movies and i ve even watched crossroads twice but i still couldn t watch this ,0
when i saw this movie all i could think was what a disaster no i m not talking about the volcano but about the movie itself i have seen a lot of movies but this is certainly one of the worst ever i don t care about the fact if a volcano erupting underneath downtown l a is possible or not perhaps it isn t but even than this could have been a good movie but it sure isn t and i ll explain you why br br i don t know how much lava flows out of an average volcano but what i do know is that the volcano in this movie makes the vesuvius etna and mount pinatubo together look like a little barbecue i don t think there has ever been so much lava flowing out of a volcano as what we see in this film i m sure the director had a lot of money to spend on his movie but i really wonder why he all spent it on the special effects and not on the script and the actors i m not saying that he should have hired a top cast but this really is the opposite of what i would call good acting their performances are so unbelievably poor that it makes the entire movie even worse br br and what s wrong about the script you probably ask yourself well can you tell me who comes up with the idea of people standing a few yards or even a few feet from the lava without getting burned or having to hide for the heath or people sinking in the earth when the flow of lava isn t even two foot high br br i m sure i wouldn t be proud if i wrote such a script but apparently there are script writers in hollywood who don t mind about believability as long as it pays good money very good money br br when you see the movie you ll probably agree with me that this is one of hollywood s worst disaster movies not worth more than a ,0
welcome to collinwood is one of the most delightful films i have ever seen a superb ensemble cast tight editing and wonderful direction a caper movie that doesn t get bogged down in the standard tricks br br not much can be said about this film without spoiling it the tag line says it all guys safe no brains br br william h macy and sam rockwell lead an amazing cast george clooney should be congratulated for producing this gem br br ,1
movie about a small town with equal numbers of mormons and baptists new family moves in cue the overwritten dialog mediocre acting green jello salad with shredded carrots and every other inside mormon joke known to man anyone outside the mormon culture will have a hard time stomaching this movie anyone inside the mormon culture will be slightly amused with a chuckle here and there you ll be much better off watching hess s other movies napoleon dynamite etc than trying to sit through this one the acting is mediocre jared hess has had his hands on much more quality films like saints and soldiers and napoleon dynamite i would recommend both movies over this groaner ,0
discovering something the journey is so much more fun so much more surreal and so much more emotionally galvanizing than when you finally arrive at the destination falling in love is perhaps one of the most opulent feelings in the world you feel energized invigorated and alive you simply want to be around that person every second of the day and the very sound of their voice gets you excited and sometimes aroused love and all the physical and emotional side effects that comes with it is pure bliss where it goes from here is anyone s guess but when you first begin your journey together nothing can compare to it br br diane lane and richard gere play adrienne willis and dr paul flanner two emotionally scarred middle aged individuals in this film they are about to embark on that mystical journey together where love and the discovery of the emotions along the way will help save them br br lane is dealing with the typical jerk of an ex husband who still loves her but in her eyes only because the woman he cheated with no longer wants him as hurt as she was by him as much as she really dislikes him there is a part of her that is actually considering taking him back why you might ask because in life and love sometimes comfort supersedes intelligence yes this man cheated on her but she has kids with him she built a life with him and there is obviously still a connection with him br br richard gere plays a recently divorced husband and estranged father he also just lost a patient as she reacted negatively to the anesthetic he is now being sued by her family and he is guilt ridden but hardened about the issue this is what brings him to rodanthe in the first place although his lawyer told him not to he felt compelled to visit the woman s husband in rodanthe he stays at the inn that adrienne is taking care of soon they find comfort in each other s arms and discover that they too can have a second chance in life br br by now this sounds like a simple idea for a film and although it might be something you ve seen or read about before gere and lane simply own the film diane lane lights the screen up with her smile her eyes twinkle in the dark and the life she brings to the character is one worth watching gere s character is a little different he is more hardened and bitter it takes adrienne s pain and her passion to bring him out of his shell he blames quietly himself for his strained relationship with his son and her secretly blames himself for the death of the patient on the outside he tells anyone who will listen that it is not his fault and that she was a in casualty but deep down it eats away at him they find each other at a time when both need someone to listen br br gere and lane have been in film together before but this is the first time they play lovers they were married in unfaithful but here they play lovers finding each other when the people in their lives have abandoned them they have a spark and a real chemistry i would love to see more films with them together in fact i d love to see more films with diane lane but that s a story for another time br br nights in rodanthe is a very passionate and romantic film about two lost souls who save each other they both become better people they both become stronger people i enjoyed it immensely and would recommend it to anyone not just couples this is a film about redemption absolution and second chances br br it will also ask you to bring some hankies br br ,1
last night i decided to watch the prequel or shall i say the so called prequel to carlito s way carlito s way rise to power which went straight to dvd no wonder it completely and i mean completely s ks waist of time watching it and i think it would be a pure waist of time writing about it i don t understand how de palma agreed on producing this sh t fest of a movie except for only one fact that i tip my hat to jay hernandez who plays the young brigante reminded me how de niro got into the shoes of brando to portray the young don corleone in godfather ii but the difference de niro was amazing and even got an oscar for it jay hernandez well he has guts for trying to be a young pacino too bad for him i don t think he will be playing in film anymore and by the way after i watched this sh ty movie i sat down and watched the original carlitos way to get the bad taste out of my mouth ,0
typical thriller has been done many times before simple plot outline cop liotta becomes obsessed with russell s wife and he tries to bump off good ol kurt so he can have her this is beyond predictable it doesn t even try to make you guess the plot is the plot and there s no thinking outside the box here i guess then the only reason to watch it is to see how it develops but nothing is done originally or interestingly there s not really anything to say about this film it s not particularly bad but there s no good points either russell plays russell and you know what you re gonna get when you see him in a film ditto liotta stowe has an annoying cher esque voice i read the plot outline and i could see the film in my head it was so obvious and basic i watched it and it rolled out in front of my eyes exactly as i had imagined i felt not a drop of emotion throughout i have no feeling towards this film it s as if i never even watched it considering this it s a pretty pointless film isn t it still i ll give it for some reason ,0
savage steve holland wrote and directed his second film one crazy summer with john cusack and curtis armstrong again in a supporting role cusack and bobcat goldthwait are recent graduates headed to cape cod in order to stay at goldthwait s grandmother s for the summer along the way they bump into demi moore being pursued by john matuszak and a motorcycle gang soon the three are united in trying to save a house from being turned into another lobster restaurant by a conniving spoiled family that considers work a dirty word the film contains several funny vignettes like the millionaire dollar radio contest gags and the godzilla skit br br like holland s first film better off dead john cusack adds immeasurably to the film otherwise this is a dud of a film filled with contrived situations and idiotic characters as opposed to quirky moore even sings a few bars in a nightclub with some horrible synthesizers goldthwait s gags wear thin after awhile and armstrong never was an actor of any caliber to appear in anything except grade z stuff the tow truck twins are extremely annoying and obnoxious instead of the endearing underdogs they re obviously meant to be this is more of a hit or miss kitchen sink comedy which could have used a better script and direction of stars ,0
deathtrap is not a whodunit it s a who gonna do it to who first it s so hard to describe this movie without giving anything away so i won t mention anything more about the plot as far as acting goes it is cris reeves greatest role as clifford a young playwrite you really see the range in his acting abilities in this movie from exhaling cheeseburgers to downright frightening clifford is such a hard role to play and in the stage production of this i have never seen clifford played well on both ends of the spectrum the actor plays him as a little puppy or a homicidal maniac reeves is the only person i have seen who has the character right all the way through as for michael caine he s well he s michael caine one of the best actors of the last years and in this film as good as he has ever been ,1
o m g did you ever think they would make a movie about it well i knew they would but i didn t know when and now its here at last when i received it yesterday through the post i put it into my wicked stereo that plays dvds and instantly had this huuuuuuuuuuge grin on my face as cloud appeared looking well gorgeous and they followed by all the other fascinating characters from final fantasy the game including tifa and aeris my favourites they are pretty too in this the graphics knocked me out they were truly amazing so real down to the last hair the story line is ok bit confusing especially as my version of the film was in japanese but of course being a long time final fantasy fanatic i did not mind a bit i just read the subtitles all the characters talk the way they would do in the game and reno and rude are still ridiculous the dragon scene is wicked too just looks so good anyway the graphics were amazing the storyline fantastic and the basic idea of even having a ff film genius ,1
well where do i start br br as one of the other reviewers said you know you re in for a real treat when you see the opening shot minutes and minutes of film time spent on a guy standing on a travelator br br i won t repeat rubin s excellent summary of the story what i would like to say though is that this film gripped me more than any film i can remember i sat open mouthed and on the edge of my seat all the way through the camera work sound track and fantastic performances particularly that of tony servillo draw you to the screen and won t let you look away br br it s italian so of course everyone looks fantastic but it is by no means merely an exercise in cool style this is a film with lots to say about luck loss and love br br go and see it ,1
this low budget erotic thriller that has some good points but a lot more bad one the plot revolves around a female lawyer trying to clear her lover who is accused of murdering his wife being a soft core film that entails her going undercover at a strip club and having sex with possible suspects as plots go for this type of genre not to bad the script is okay and the story makes enough sense for someone up at am watching this not to notice too many plot holes but everything else in the film seems cheap the lead actors aren t that bad but pretty much all the supporting ones are unbelievably bad one girl seems like she is drunk and or high the cinematography is badly lit with everything looking grainy and ugly the sound is so terrible that you can barely hear what people are saying the worst thing in this movie is the reason you re watching it the sex the reason people watch these things is for hot sex scenes featuring really hot girls in red shoe diary situations the sex scenes aren t hot they re sleazy shot in that porno style where everything is just a master shot of two people going at it the woman also look like they are refuges from a porn shoot i m not trying to be rude or mean here but they all have that breast implants and a burned out weathered look even the title deviant obsession sounds like a hardcore flick not that i don t have anything against porn in fact i love it but i want my soft core and my hard core separate what ever happened to actresses like shannon tweed jacqueline lovell shannon whirry and kim dawson women that could act and who would totally arouse you and what happened to b erotic thrillers like body chemistry nighteyes and even stripped to kill sure none of these where masterpieces but at least they felt like movies plus they were pushing the envelope going beyond hollywood s relatively prude stance on sex sexual obsessions and perversions now they just make hard core films without the hard core sex ,1
robin williams gave a fine performance in the night listener as did the other cast members however the movie seems rushed and leaves too many loose ends to be considered a must see i think the problem happens because there isn t a strong enough relationship established between the caller and the gabriel noon i had to spell it this way because imdb wants to auto correct the right spelling to no one character the movie runs a little over and within the first minutes or so it seems noon begins his search for pete logande the boy caller br br this happens after he talks to the mysterious caller about or times the conversations aren t too in depth mostly consisting of how are you i m in the hospital why did you boyfriend move out etc in the book the kid almost becomes noon s shrink and vice versa and the reader understands why he goes in search of this boy once he finds out the kid disappears and thinks he might be a hoax br br in the movie noon becomes obsessed with finding logande but the audience is left to wonder why since there really isn t a strong enough bond established between noon and the caller why bother who cares if the caller doesn t exist br br i know there s a difference between a book and a movie but those calls and that relationship was critical to establish on screen because it provides the foundation for the rest of the movie since it doesn t the movie falls apart br br this is surprising because of maupin s other work tales of the city when it was made into a mini series it worked beautifully ,0
this is a gem a real piece of americana for all that this implies if you are self programed to resist life afirming stories just stay away and leave the pleasure to the rest of us who still believe and what makes the frosting on the cake truly delectable is that it is fact based on a real rags to riches story no need to nit pick what details were changed to make a compact story chris cooper is one of the greatest living actors and the complex self conflicted bottom line good at the core father he portrayed could only be pulled off successfully by someone with his skill and insight the simple minded comments refusing to accept a father who tries to lay down the law all the while sensing that he may possibly be off track expose the limitation of the commentator not the writers or the acting this is not for the cynical or the simple minded ,1
this tough to see little picture played at the mods rockers festival it is a wonderful and loving look at harry nilsson using many famous faces who sit for interviews rarely seen tv performances and behind the scenes footage of nilsson at work there s even a few shots from son of dracula this movie is the final and fitting tribute to one of the finest voices the most clever songwriter and the funniest man in popular music it s a crime that this man s name is not as well known as some of the songs he wrote and or performed his friends tell incredibly funny stories about this talented hulk with a subconscious wish for self destruction as a bonus you even get eric idle performing the song with wrote for nilsson s final album during the closing credits it s funny it s sad it s not in general release if this picture plays anywhere near where you live see it ,1
i m only going to write more because it s required however the summary i put at the top is way too wordy for what this film was you pretty much know who s in on it from the beginning in spite of its attempts at plot twists and turns acting talent trying hard to have looks of shock and dismay when a twist happens you never really need to wonder whodunit in this mystery br br the more i write the more i feel bad that i have to write so much in order to have a comment but rules are rules i really feel bad about saying this but this is the lowest i ve ever rated a movie i think it makes me wonder what i m saving votes of and for however i thought this film deserved a since i believe there was some talent in the film johanna watts or is it watson did a pretty good job she was crying and distraught in one part and i thought she conveyed that emotion well the man who played the character that was the drummer did well too for his short part br br many of the actors did an ok job but the lead actor david forget his last name terrible with names was pretty bad i think he must have thought he was doing dramatic displays for the young and the restless or days of our lives if you try you can just picture him in a white lab coat playing a doctor with multiple personalities on general hospital it doesn t help that the movie is even shot like a daytime soap although i m pretty sure i could shoot this same movie with a camcorder though without the obvious and soap ish sound editing br br first time i ever thought the money to rent this movie was wasted though i wouldn t watch it again unless i was paid a large sum of money ,0
 spoilers let s start with the good of this film the serviceable acting of cynthia rothrock and richard norton the rest of the acting is awful this isn t aided by the atrocious script the worst culprit is the villain buntao the head of an asian crime syndicate played by frans tumbuan i was laughing my head off as he was expressing his fury over having lost a bunch of money horrid performance patrick muldoon isn t much better and his it s a hostile takeover line that s the remainder of the title of this film was delivered about as badly as one could do it there are no other main characters but no other actor actress distinguished him herself in this film we next come to the plot this should tell you all you need to know in the original rage and honor cynthia rothrock who plays chris fairchild was a teacher in the inner city now she s a c i a agent or was it some other governmental agency sorry but this film was so bad that i don t even remember hmmm i can imagine what that c i a application process was like interviewer what past job experience do you have chris i was a teacher interviewer okay you re hired i only give it a because of some decent acting and a nice plot twist at the end though we know that tommy muldoon the secret villain will be caught ,0
a suspenseful thriller that bears some resemblance to deliverance as for scenery and setting there are also some very innovatively shot scenes and good music although the daftness and sometimes seemingly careless attitude of one of the characters is unfitting to the situation although this is not a mayor problem it also poses interesting questions about justness of revenge and limits of friendship br br ,1
the great ecstasy of robert carmichael is bad film in every way the script the dreary pace the lack of depth in any character the pointless sub plots the dreadful acting the needless climax all make this possibly the worst film i ve ever seen i found nothing likable enjoyable or intellectually stimulating in any way br br i imagine the film makers thought they were making something clever and dark with its moody lighting long protracted silences and vaguely haunting classical soundtrack if so they failed utterly it just bored me and i wish i had never watched it br br avoid at all costs ,0
any person claiming this movie to be a ninja classic film must have seen this movie before the middle of the nineties or he was less then years before he s seen it otherwise i can t explain this classic ninja movie title br br the fight scenes in this movie are just intolerable instead of casting franco nero as the ninja they could hire some experienced martial artist instead in any way the acting skill is not important in that kind of a movie nero s fighting ability is barely of some street fighter in a bar his kicks and punches are lame br br there s enough of old action movies with good action this is just a waste of time ,0
pay no attention to the comments behind the curtain the majority of people leaving positive comments about this film must be receiving royalties this is a horrible film in every way imagine high school kids with no money and no sense of humor making a slasher comedy video they would receive a d for this college kids would receive an f or asked to leave the school since this monstrosity was made by professionals i believe there should be jail time or at least cinema probation i enjoy watching bad movies like plan from outer space but this thing doesn t even fall into that category the script acting sound and directing are so bad that it is virtually unwatchable if you enjoy watching bad films that are amusing stick with ed wood blaxploitation or s horror films after viewing this you get the feeling you ve wasted an hour and a half of your life ,0
i have copy of this on vhs i think they the television networks should play this every year for the next twenty years so that we don t forget what was and that we remember not to do the same mistakes again like putting some people in the director s chair where they don t belong this movie rappin is like a vaudevillian musical for those who can t sing or act this movie is as much fun as trying to teach the blind to drive a city bus br br john hood peebles has just got out of prison and he s headed back to the old neighborhood in serving time for an all to nice crime of necessity of course john heads back onto the old street and is greeted by kids dogs old ladies and his peer homeys as they dance and sing all along the way br br i would recommend this if i was sentimental or if in truth someone was smoking medicinal pot prescribed by a doctor for glaucoma either way this is a poorly directed scripted acted and even produced i never thought i d sat that satire of ghetto life with the hood although i think the redeeming part of the story through the wannabe gang fight sequences and the dance numbers his friends care about their neighbors and want to save the ghetto from being torn down and cleaned up br br forget sonny spoon mario could have won an oscar for that in comparison to this rap oh well if you find yourself wanting to laugh yourself silly and three quarters embarrassed be sure to drink first br br and please watch responsibly no stars better luck next time ,0
i loved this film not being a swooning ed wood jr fan i prefer to appreciate his boundless enthusiasm and acknowledge his shortcomings his movies are fun but his personal story is one racked with pain i hoped and was delighted to find that this film would be about understanding his turbulent life rather than simply heaping him with posthumous praise from beginning to end this film evolves from a documentary into a mythology leaving the cast and the viewer unexpectedly connected to each other and to ed wood jr br br what we get are people who knew ed wood the best talking about him from all perspectives positive and negative and showing us their character as much as ed s we get insight into ed s personal and professional life from his romances to his drinking to his sexuality to his friends to his enemies and even to his film making br br the film itself is shot in a low budget way that seems done out of respect for ed as if using the techniques of most theatrically released movies from would be disrespectful sort of like wearing a nicer suit than the president the set designer uses a sense of humor and also a great deal of insight when matching each cast member with their background br br fans will be excited to hear personal testimony regarding ed wood controversies and new comers will be amazed that this man was real the dvd is full of impossible to find gems crossroads of lorado and photo galleries but the real treasure of this film is the surprisingly engaging and interconnected story br br ed wood had a habit of defining people through their association with him for better or worse to the point where one woman will go down in history as swimming pool owner for once letting him and his friends be baptized in her pool this ability to define a person s legacy comes through universally as the most amazing effect of the film is to not only give a well rounded idea of the man that was ed wood jr but also to give a comprehensive view of the community that he created somehow without ever having more that one cast member being interviewed on screen at a time the connection that ed wood created amongst the various people in his life becomes clear and the viewer is left with great sense of involvement br br even the title hints at the b list horror genre but by the end we see that even this is a kindness what begins as unrelated stories by random people ends with the conclusion that all of the cast will be forever weaved into an unpredictably cohesive fabric that history will bring into haunting unity with wood s legend br br in many ways a living contradiction ed wood jr could not be condensed to a single viewpoint this collaborative effort is the closest to knowing him that we can ever get being itself a juxtaposition of themes it is at once respectful provocative thoughtful gripping fun sad kind and fulfilling ,1
well this was my first imax experience so i was pretty blown away about that primarily although with hindsight i can t help wishing that it had been some other less monochrome film br br magnificent desolation very much had the programme for schools feel the way it listed all the astronauts and this made it feel a lot like reading national geographic magazine in d weirdly it actually had a very two dimensional quality that only occasionally exploded into reality and a lot of time it felt like some powerpoint presentation there was a moment in the film when an unnoticed abyss opens seemingly at your feel that had a bit of a wow factor but to be honest that may have had more to do with me being an imax virgin br br the commentary provided by tom hanks i personally found very what s a nice way to put it flag wavingly nationalistic which didn t go down too well in central london judging by remarks overheard as we left br br over all i loved the imax experience but dearly wish a different film had been on on that day the moon isn t a particularly colourful subject and to be honest a lot of the d effects were lost in the monochrome scenery all that would have been well were it not for the documentary inserts and distractions like the interviews with american schoolchildren which spoiled it a bit,0
with a title like attack of the killer tomatoes anyone going into this thing would be expecting either a a bad science fiction movie or b a comedy making fun of bad science fiction movies it s supposed to be a mix of both with a dose of parody splashed in unfortunately it falls flat very soon br br you re never supposed to take this movie seriously i realize that but you re supposed to think it s funny right i found only a few of the jokes or situations were funny i e the side by side phone conversations the russian olympic spy eating steroid cereal superman walking by lois etc attack of the killer tomatoes strives to be a cult classic but it doesn t make it a cult classic is a movie that is so different that only a select group of people understand it or a similar description attack of the killer tomatoes could be enjoyed by any year old with a bad sense of humor so therefore it does not qualify as a cult film br br there is one good actress in the entire thing sharon taylor as lois fairchild she is a thin gawky reporter but has an endearing personality loves to overact and is a natural comedienne unfortunately she is put to bad use here br br attack of the killer tomatoes is not as funny as say amazon women on the moon or kentucky fried movie but it does have a few hilarious moments so i would still recommend seeing it once avoid the director s cut it has interruptions by the producer of the movie and some supposedly lost footage dubbed in a pretend african dialect it can be found in english on the out of print tape ,0
this is by far the most awful movie i have ever watched i have never before rated a movie out of my advice is don t watch it this doesn t even classify as a movie br br you d be better off sitting on the couch bored rather than watching this movie acting was terrible but what was worst by far was the storyline highly unlikely sequence of events which aren t even funny they are actually very lame and stupid very foolish choice by ashton kutcher and tara reid to act in this movie might even upset their careers a little br br when i walked into blockbuster the main focus was on this movie so i decided rent it i sincerely regret it br br once you re or minutes into the movie you could basically predict what was going to happen i was hoping it would get better but instead it got worse br br i am not exaggerating this the movie is terrible don t watch it hope this helps ,0
i saw this film at a special screening at first i thought the movie would be like a typical amanda bynes movie but i was wrong the movie is based on the shakespeares book the twelth night this movie tells the story of a girl who lives to play soccer well when the girls team is cut she has to go to great lengths to get on the guys team at a different school to get revenge on the egotistical guys team at her old school on her way she gets caught up in a long tangled web of love lies and deception this movie is this years mean girls i think it shows some great new actors abilities and there are defiantly some big stars to be featured in this movie ,1
 ghost son is lamberto bava s best film and at the same time also his worst i suppose that statement requires some slight clarification it s his best because it s well directed ambitious accessible and very stylish but his worst because it s a dull unoriginal movie and undeniably a huge letdown to all the real fans of bava s past efforts let s face it many fans myself certainly included wouldn t have been interested in this film judging by the plot the famous names attached to it and even the boring sounding title the only motivation here was lamberto bava who brought us large amounts of convoluted gialli and fun splatter films in the past ghost son is a bit of his comeback film alongside the torturer and although the latter definitely isn t a good film it at least lives up to his fans lines of expectations with excessive amounts of sleaze blood and sadism ghost son is a weak and intolerably soft horror film even talking in terms of mainstream ghost stories the emphasis lies too much on sentimentality and this badly affects the already limited number of horrific creepily atmospheric moments the basic premise might feature one or two potentially good ideas but the film is overall dull and far too clichéd john hannah and laura harring star as a happy couple living on a remote ranch in south africa and breeding horses for a living the joy and happiness couldn t possibly improve so naturally something tragic is bound to happen and it does mark dies in a car accident but the inconsolable stacey remains at the ranch where she s in constant contact with mark s spirit she even gets pregnant with his child but shortly after baby martin s birth mysterious events begin to occur it seems as if mark s restless and selfish ghost possessed the baby and uses him to encourage stacy into committing suicide with all the focus on the couple s relationship many of the events and sub plots are underdeveloped and or remains unexplained like the whole background of the youthful maid thandi there s too little action and the only real fright moments are too obviously borrowed from classic films such as the exorcist and rosemary s baby vomiting green goo self moving furniture purely talking in terms of horrific entertainment ghost son is a painful misfire but it has to be said it s a beautiful and enchanting looking failure the cinematography is extremely elegant and many camera angles are truly inventive and suggestive the moody score sometimes even manages to create an ominous atmosphere even though there s nothing of any significance happening on screen there are several beautiful images of the south african wildlife to admire but if that interests you i suppose you re better off watching national geographic instead not much to recommend here fans of atmosphere driven ghost stories have much better options to choose from and die hard bava fanatics are advised to re watch demons macabre or blade in the dark ,0
this is not a bad film it is not wildly funny but it is interesting and br br entertaining it has a few funny moments cher gives a good br br performance in a role that is very opposite her real life self her br br performance alone is worth the watch if this movie had come out br br today it would not have been nominated but by s standards it br br was excellent ,1
 kolchak was a tv series that really didn t fit into any category part horror part comedy some social awareness thrown in and what we have is something that i think people weren t ready for it s a shame really as i ve started to watch these shows on the chiller network i never saw the originals i realized how different and interesting it really was br br starring darren mcgavin as kolchak a reporter for the international news service and simon oakland as his always angry boss tony vincenzo the show followed the exploits of a chicago news reporter who more often than not became a part of the story himself as he searched the windy city for modern day creepies that go bump in the night the underlying charm of macgavin really sets the show apart a somewhat goofy guy who always wears the same suit you cannot help but love him his jokes are great and the back and forth between him and the skeptical editor oakland are downright hilarious br br the stories are for the most part pretty good and the acting is very good the s were not a great period for special effects and the show suffers for it but if you suspend disbelief what you have is a fun series that was ahead of it s time ,1
in a not so conventional sense of the word br br this movie was one of my favorites as a young child and i just recently remembered it and thought to look it up while many of the details are no longer clear in my mind the overall feeling that the movie gave me has stuck with me over the years br br if parents feel that their children can handle mature and sometimes violent themes then i highly recommend this movie it taught me a lot about life and death and brought forth in me a lot of emotion to this day it remains one of my favorite films ,1
 warning tiny inconsequential spoiler you re right this was no bridges of madison county as soon as the lonely woman and richard gere checked into the big empty hotel it was a foregone conclusion something kind of fun would happen the question is how will it come about the answer is some stupid connect the dots story not worth sitting through in one supposed bonding experience they get drunk and clean out the cupboard of old cans that was my spoiler and the next day they put them back lol it wasn t compelling at all i m an old married lady like the one in the movie and my friendships are more interesting than her romance with richard gere lol it did have that advantage you walk away and go oh brother even i could have written something more believable than that i guess my life isn t quite as dull as i thought it was if i can scoff at a romance with richard gere lol and that friend inherited that totally contemporary probably computer generated mansion resting half in the ocean from her grandmother who built it after the civil war maybe her grandmother is oprah and this was way after the civil war and yes where was the email what alternative universe do these people live in i never want to see another movie that pretends we don t have email and facebook and texting and ok maybe these people have a horrible aversion to delivering news over the phone but don t ask me to believe anyone in this age of instant communication that someone just drops into your life without calling first ,0
to me bollywood movies are not generally up to much though they are still quite desired and bollywood is a big file maker as they have their own fans br br the only motive that made me watch the movie was to see to what extent an american actress could change or affect the logic that indian movie were based on not only did not it change the movie story also this blending caused some ridiculous series of events br br i mean it is quite common to see heaps of illogical things through indian movies as they have their own world in their movies but once you see such incidents happen to an american it makes you laugh for god s sake can you believe a famous american actress is stuck in desperate situation and feel impotent can you imagine an american actress falls in loves with a dance instructor whose fiancée already fell in love with american s boy friend and they met each other at the same time there were lot of similar things to mention the less said the better br br perhaps i was wrong as i expected too much from indian movies ,0
i just saw this on tcm tonight and was shocked at the over acting by jean arthur her bugging her eyes out in surprise and just generally over doing everything was not in the same style as dietrich and art lund dietrich was marvelous in her restraint and comic timing she being the best thing in this movie the wilder gags were flat and frankly more like something a freshman in college would write trying to get away w being wicked witty and dirty but just sounded boring and not funny at all it seemed the humor was being pushed too hard to be funny the ending was totally contrived br br spoiler ahead never for a moment did i believe that art lund suddenly fell outta love w dietrich and then was suddenly madly in love w arthur oh billy get real out of ,0
a movie that tries hard to say something and generally fails like the fatuous academics that populate the movie it meanders aimlessly substituting endless it seems like forever listening to it conversation for some action or plot direction br br sadly it s one of the best examples of canadian cinema i ve seen ,0
this was a real let down for me the original bride with white hair is a great kung fu fantasy film but this one was pretty weak i didn t care at all for the new characters who unfortunately dominated the screen time and the story wasn t well developed while the first film was tragic and involving this one was tedious as i merely counted the time to the end when the ill fated lovers would actually meet the action was poor in this one as well the fights were not choreographed very well and there really wasn t much kung fu at all just a few weak sword fights between the highly dis likable lui and one of lin s henchwomen lin herself mainly uses a sort of telekinesis to throw people into walls and sometimes her hair a far cry from the impressive showing with the whip and kung fu she displayed in the previous film i still gave this movie a because at least it was fast pace and i did want to see what was going to happen at the end though i as most anyone who watched the first one predicted it would go down the way it did and after seeing it i found it anti climactic and wished they had either made a proper sequel or just left the story alone i really recommend the first one but as for the sequel only fans of the genre and those who really want to see lin as the bride one more time need apply ,0
this movie was a brilliant concept it was original cleverly written and of high appeal to those of us who aren t really conformist movie pickers don t get me wrong there are some great movies that have wide appeal but when you move into watching a movie based on everyone else is watching it you know you re either a tween or don t really have an opinion this had a lovely subtle humor despite most people probably looking only at the obvious the actors portrayed their characters with aplomb and i thought there was a lot more personal personality in this film has appeal for kids as well as adults esp nice to find a good movie that s not filled with sexual references and drug innuendos a great film not to be overlooked based on public consumption this one is a must buy ,1
what attracts a man to military service what prepares a man to survive brutal torture as a prisoner of war what desperation leads to the planning and execution of an escape into the jungles of southeast asia how does he cope with the ghosts and memories he returns home with herzog tries to answer these questions in his documentary of dieter dengler german emigre and u s navy pilot shot down over laos in who was taken prisoner tortured and starved but ultimately escaped to be haunted by the experience for the rest of his life a powerful and personal first hand account of the man his life and experience recounted through the seemless integration of interviews archival footage and new footage you will never forget this story or this man ,1
this is one a most famous movies of the french sexual empowerment of the seventies starring gerard depardieu and patrick dewaere in extremely sarcastic roles it is also one of the many dark psychological dramas of the seventies eighties such as serie noire buffet froid beau pere all realized by blier br br however i would like to correct the previous comment that was posted on the movie the translated title in english is very far from the french version it is true that both protagonists are going places but the title in french could be literally translated by the waltz dancers which is a metaphor for the movement of the testicles ,1
if you don t mind having your emotions toyed with then you won t mind this movie on the other hand if you enjoy british crime mysteries following clues and seeing how they all logically fall into place at the end you ll be very disappointed br br here are some of the logical inconsistencies that lead to that disappointment br br while the police utilize the cctv cameras early on to gather clues about the mystery the huge truck that stopped and blocked the children s view just before her disappearance doesn t get caught on camera this is a critical piece of the mystery it s inconsistent to have the car the children were in caught on camera and not the big truck that is so critical to the mystery br br the movie goes to great lengths to show the sophistication of the equipment in tracking down the children s movements but misses the opportunity to utilize the same sophisticated equipment is tracking down vehicles that may have entered the crime scene from camera visible locations adjacent to the crime scene as part of developing clues br br in england driving is on the left the director goes out of his way to have the car at the crime scene park on the right several meters away from the flower kiosk when it could have easily parked immediately behind or even on the side as the huge truck did br br the police forensics team is so meticulous as to find a discarded cell phone in a sewer drain several miles from the scene of the crime but can t find any blood evidence from the head injury right at the crime scene even though they secured the scene just hours after the disappearance and with no intervening rainfall br br search dogs were not used at all to find the missing children this from the country that is well known for developing the hound dog for search and hunting br br it is illogical that such a highly publicized news story would not turn up the presumably innocent truck driver that stopped at the flower kiosk br br it is illogical that the mother would go to such extremes and expend so much effort to leave carpet fiber clues under her fingernails for her eventual murder investigators –even coaxing her daughter to do the same while she simply could not have crawled out of the unguarded mobile home if she had enough sense about her to ask her daughter to get carpet fibers under her nails she could of just as easily asked her daughter to call out for help or even leave the mobile home that was in a crowded residential park br br the suspect that abducted the little girl was portrayed as mentally slow dimwitted justifying his unknowingly drowning of the mother— but he was smart enough not to cooperate with the police and also fully exercise his rights not to self incriminate br br there are more inconsistencies like this that will lead to a true sleuth aficionado s disappointment five days is a very weak british crime story ,0
norman is that you was this is all third hand so take it with a grain of salt adapted to an african american family from a jewish one when it made the transition off stage and onto screen also it was one of those movies originally filmed in video so the prints from the theater can t have been that great still performances by redd foxx and others were pretty good br br what i wanted to tell you all is that the movie is a period piece it reflected the attitudes in the mid to early s about finding out you have a gay son or daughter in your family for that reason alone it s pretty interesting if not a little hollywood don t believe me check out lines about curtains etc very stereotypical not too deep br br but the movie really shines in a couple of areas there is a side splitting scene when redd foxx is trying to find his wife who s run away with his brother to ensenada in a souped up pinto the phone conversation across the border is really memorable br br but the best scene in the movie is when wayland flowers and madame did his their gay routine that he used to do in gay bars and nightclubs to the best of my knowledge this is the only time that routine was filmed and it s a slightly cleaned up and much shorter version i m told still it s vintage madame and shouldn t be missed people are still stealing lines from wayland the man was truly gifted enjoy the movie ,1
this documentary is rife with problems br br how arrogant is it to make a documentary about your own family i understand you think the subject is interesting i was bored with it this isn t a fascinating story to me and i don t know why you would think it was br br i don t want to come off as mean but i have to say most of the people in this film are just not attractive and that s ok not everyone is pretty but your camera technique to stick the lens in their face so you can t help but be overwhelmed by their unpleasant appearance because it is filling your tv is not enjoyable i had to put my hand up half the time to shield myself from the warts wrinkles bags under eyes and yellow teeth really i m trying not to sound inhuman but pull the camera back so its not like total strangers are breathing in my face br br the camera work in this film is rank amateur level it s the kind of camera work you see from everyone with a camcorder at a family picnic uninteresting framing unsteady even static shots are done carelessly put a little effort into it if you re going to do this for a living br br i honestly can t see what the big deal is about this thing ,0
first of all let me make it clear this movie is a real piece of garbage but although it is a real piece of garbage it is an better piece of garbage than it could have been it could have sucked big time but it doesn t br br what this movie didn t have was for example scary moments good acting and a good script it wasn t very entertaining either but the movie had cool music fancy locations and hot girls it also works great as a dracula spoof hope it was meant that way although i really don t think so br br the story focuses on three girls in transylvania awaking an ancient vampire which then terrorizes and kills the girls one by one sounds familiar yes so it does br br after reading through this you may think that i should have given it a better vote the reason i don t is because i almost felt asleep at some points ,0
this version of the dickens classic a christmas carol directed by clive donner stars george c scott as ebenezer scrooge by this time around the challenge for the filmmaker was to take such familiar material and make it seem fresh and new again and happily to say with this film donner not only met the challenge but surpassed any expectations anyone might have had for it he tells the story with precision and an eye to detail and extracts performances from his actors that are nothing less than superlative especially scott one could argue that the definitive portrayal of scrooge one of the best known characters in literary fiction ever was created by alastair sim in the film but i think with his performance here scott has now achieved that distinction there is such a purity and honesty in his scrooge that it becomes difficult to even consider anyone else in the role once you ve seen scott do it simply put he is scrooge and what a tribute it is to such a gifted actor to be able to take such a well known figure and make it so uniquely his own is quite miraculous it is truly a joy to see an actor ply his trade so well to be able to make a character so real from every word he utters down to the finest expression of his face and to make it all ring so true it s a study in perfection br br the other members of the cast are splendid as well but then again they have to be in order to maintain the integrity of scott s performance and they do frank finlay is the ghost of jacob marley a notable turn though not as memorable perhaps as the one by alec guinness as marley in the film scrooge angela pleasence is a welcome visage as the spirit of christmas past edward woodward grand and boisterous and altogether convincing as the spirit of christmas present and michael carter grim and menacing as the spirit of christmas yet to come br br david warner hits just the right mark with his bob cratchit bringing a sincerity to the role that measures up well to the standard of quality set by scott s scrooge and susannah york fares just as well as mrs cratchit the real gem to be found here though is the performance of young anthony walters as tiny tim it s heartfelt without ever becoming maudlin and simply one of the best interpretations and the most real ever presented on film br br the excellent supporting cast includes roger rees fred holywell and also the narrator of the film caroline langrishe janet holywell lucy gutteridge belle michael gough mr poole and joanne whalley fan a flawless presentation this version of a christmas carol sets the standard against which all others must be gauged no matter how many versions you may have seen watching this one is like seeing it for the first time ever and forever after whenever you think of scrooge the image your mind will conjure up will be that of george c scott a thoroughly entertaining and satisfying experience this film demands a place in the annual schedule of the holiday festivities of every home i rate this one ,1
the problem i find with this title is that i am not sure if the director is trying to produce a documentary or movie a blend of the two genres just doesn t work and that leaves the whole thing hung in the middle of nowhere this is more so as the director has picked the most extremes of what is supposed to be happening around our everyday life making it an unconvincing documentary if it is meant to be a thriller drama this is too dull and monotonous in either case what is the moral or the message which the director is trying to convey to the audience that around us there are people who ill treat others who are willing to be ill treated that there are many crazy lunatics around us so so what ,0
i i don t know where to begin dragon hunt might just be the worst film in cinematic history even anus magilicutty was better than this as it was intentionally bad showgirls no it had kitsch value and was technically a well made film but dragon hunt takes the cake and eats it then vomits it back up and feeds it to a homeless man it s that much of a travesty br br the acting if it can even be called that is rough it doesn t have the charm of improvised acting so it must be scripted but it s recited with an almost malicious tone of poor quality several lines were delivered in a way that shows the actors or basically those people on screen either regretted being connected to this film or were thinking of a particularly humorous joke from saturday night live which they had watched prior to getting in front of the camera i could write another three paragraphs on the quality of acting in this film but you and i both don t want to hear it br br the make up and special effects which with most films is the only good thing was laughably bad the antagonist whose name is so ridiculous i can t remember it has a mohawk glued to the top of his head yeah glued to his head and you can tell it s glued on too if you look at the spot where it meets his pockmarked skull you can see a plastic strip not unlike the ones on fake eyelashes thankfully he s pretty much the only example of make up no nos in the film br br there s also some terrible character development to put it lightly the women who are strangely rough handled by the supposedly benevolent fugly brothers and i mean they are really pushed around are not only ugly but gasp they don t know what they re doing in one scene they turn on their apparent lovers join up with the even uglier bad guy and then snort some coke apparently they managed to get their hands on some really good cocaine because they started shaking and laughing even before all of it went up their nostrils great timing girls plus they wear some truly horrible stuff clothes that belong solely in the late s and early s br br overall this movie this film this waste of film i should say is also a waste of time watching it will hurt you and will require the suspension of not only your belief but also of your entire brain if you want to get stoned with your friends and have some good laughs see if you can get this film you ll probably have to download it otherwise don t even think about it hope i was helpful ,0
 some spoilers included br br although many commentators have called this film surreal the term fits poorly here to quote from encyclopedia britannica s surreal means br br fantastic or incongruous imagery one needn t explain to the unimaginative how many ways a plucky ten year old boy at large and seeking his fortune in the driver s seat of a red mustang could be fantastic those curious might read james kincaid but if you asked said lad how he were incongruous behind the wheel of a sports car he d surely protest no way what fantasies and incongruities the film offers mostly appear within the first fifteen minutes thereafter we get more iterations of the same in an ever cruder and more squalid progression that far from incongruous soon proves predictable not that it were on the other hand literally believable but it were unfair to tax motorama in particular with this flaw any plausible suspension of disbelief having fallen precipitously on the typical film maker s and viewer s scale of values ever since raiders of the lost ark became a blockbuster br br hallucinatory how do we know what a hallucination is if part of having one is not knowing that we are having one at any rate some people know that they enjoy hallucinogenic drugs but if motorama typifies the result of doing so then i m at a loss as to why anyone would take them more than once there is of course the occasional bad trip the movie must be one of those pun and all br br juxtaposition of words that was startling how many times can a ten year old startle you by uttering oh my god when he likes something or damn when he doesn t these two interjections are about par for the course with this script sadly any sense of the surreal in what passes for dialogue could only reveal in direct proportion one s naivete regarding the speech patterns of the rising american generation br br a world completely defined and minutely depicted but that makes no rational sense motorama s world indeed makes no sense but it is about as completely defined as a cartoon in an elementary school newspaper the numerous guest stars in the cast all have cameo roles even less intelligent than our little hero who exclaims damn in the blink of an eyelash but needs several seconds to concoct the lamest lie and even his character despite appearing in nearly every scene gets no significant development here s scant reward for any viewer who sympathizes as i must enough to wish to know him better and understand where he s coming from one vaguely senses a far better story and protagonist struggling to get out br br fully recognizable realistically painted images are removed from their normal contexts and reassembled within an ambiguous paradoxical or shocking framework no we see a succession of stereotypical and ever more dilapidated billboards filling stations greasy spoon eateries cheap hotels and their lowlife habitues along country highways exactly where they stereotypically belong br br largely responsible for perpetuating the traditional emphasis on content there is little content moment to moment in motorama br br to sum up picture british millionaires dressed as clowns or pirates on the way to a posh costume party sitting serene and mute as cautious chauffeurs inch their rolls royces like fragile skiffs through a roiling sea of desperate humanity chinese who implore them through the windows and smear the glass with blood or imagine a stadium full of abandoned antiques limousines like those above now rusting and white pianos tinkled by ghosts into this detritus wander an exhausted boy and an ailing woman to whom he clings as mother figure becoming girl friend who fall asleep side by side on the grass he is awakened on the feast of the transfiguration white and glistering day by a brilliant flash on the horizon that is not the rising sun finding that his consort has become a corpse he first believes that he has witnessed her soul going up to heaven later he explains only a little less innocently i learned a new word today atom bomb it s like god taking a photograph now there are just two samples of cinematic surrealism surrealism whose ironies ripple out far enough to invade its film s very title empire of the sun if you seek surreal please don t miss it alas however hard he treads on the accelerator to race his chariot through and beyond the desert no scenes so exquisitely strange rich subtle or gorgeous await motorama s poor little gus in his quest br br none of the above necessarily constitutes a thumbs down on this film though somewhat disappointed i can t dismiss it in view of the respectability of another genre that it does exemplify one influenced to be sure by surrealism but also by expressionism existentialism and franz kafka s pessimism amidst omnipotent power structures let s try on for size theater of the absurd br br turning to e b s article on this style i am amazed by how to the extent that theater of the absurd is a valid artistic style the above objections to motorama vanish like a puff of smoke i m tempted to quote the entire text as support of the identification br br theater of the absurd attempts to show that the human situation is essentially absurd devoid of purpose humankind is left feeling hopeless bewildered and anxious having instantaneously achieved his purpose of getting away from a depressing home life among bickering parents gus finds himself purposeless until he drives past a glittering billboard reading motorama and decides to win the lottery that it promises as others have already revealed this ambition proves illusory although the game never expires the sponsoring corporation has no intention that anyone should ever win and has ways to trick confuse and leave crestfallen any aspirant to the reward he like others is ultimately disappointed in his dream br br absurdist playwrights therefore did away with most of the logical structure of traditional theatre there is little dramatic action as conventionally understood however frantically the characters perform their busyness serves to underscore the fact that nothing happens to change their existence a timeless circular quality emerges language in an absurdist play is full of repetitions repeating the obvious until it sounds like nonsense underneath a sometimes dazzling comic surface we find an underlying message of metaphysical distress gus s obsession with a silly game his inane language the plot device wherein he divines a bleak future and or returns to an earlier moment and takes a different but still bleak turn so much fits now while an admirer of the surreal would do better with some films anyway of spielberg admirers of motorama as it really is should find fellow travelers not instead but addition in the works of beckett ionesco and genet br br but one can t quite stop here after his disillusionment with the game gus returns to phil i e love the first attendant he had met and the one person who had treated him decently although he had also scolded him at a service station advertising be full filled under phil s tutelage he learns a life of waiting for cars we might note here that the absurdist playwright beckett had entitled his most famous play waiting for godot and that for godot we should read god god is one of phil s preoccupations too furthermore as the indirect result of his previous encounter with gus phil is badly maimed and goes about in a cast with his arms straight out horizontally in the last scene gus now phil s protege says that he wants to hear music we hear none but we see phil wiggling his fingers at the end of his outstretched arm beckoning gus closer and gus responds the end br br finally on to an author whom i happen to be reading currently the anglican theologian william stringfellow if this rebel lawyer is not acknowledged as an architect or undergirder of liberation theology which is more a roman catholic than an anglican movement perhaps he should be police brutality and corporate greed are a cliche in cinema and literature including motorama but stringfellow supports and illuminates such sentiments with impressive warrants from scripture tradition and reason br br his most significant work is an expose of the earthly activities of those fallen angels whom the bible refers to as principalities and powers principalities wrote stringfellow are behind all of our popular three i s images institutions and ideologies all of these commend themselves to our worship by making false promises the more deeply involved with an image an institution or an ideology any person becomes the more his own personhood becomes depleted and be becomes a slave to them promising power control and immortality they inexorably deliver helplessness chaos and death as essentially fallen defeated powers they can do no more than that yet they beguile humans with that dominion over the earth promised by god in the book of genesis while in fact no one of us controls an image an institution or an ideology bent inevitably on its own hegemony and self preservation they take on lives of their own dominion happens to be a mistranslation a more accurate rendering of the hebrew would be stewardship but this is a quibble beside a more fundamental problem most of us neglect to notice that god had delegated this power to adam before the fall we have no reason to assume that we his descendents still exercise it now on the contrary it should be obvious that demonic forces have stolen it from us br br one might add two observations of c s lewis first that man s conquest of nature is a mere illusion and a ruse to cover the fact that one is really talking about the conquest of some men by other men with nature as the instrument and secondly contrary to popular belief satan is no kind of good time charlie he may dangle out pleasures at first but he is very niggardly with them and will withdraw them from any human firmly in his thrall perhaps leaving his prey sitting in front of the fire feeling miserably sorry for himself and seething with resentment br br now applying these insights to motorama we seem them mirrored remarkably in gus s experience he is if not nice at least a pretty little boy prior to falling victim to the motorama game the first signs advertising it glisten glamorously the longer he continues however and the deeper he journeys towards the sponsoring corporation s headquarters the more shabby they become he s lonely meeting no one else who plays the game the stations giving out the cards have either fallen into ruins or are staffed by zombies the people he does meet along the way are more and more ugly deceitful and hostile the fact that the principalities answer to a common dictator does not mean that they can abide one another gus s humanity is leached out of him as he becomes not only totally self centered and oblivious to the needs of others but partially blinded disfigured prematurely aged while infantile in the literal sense of linguistically challenged eventually even his precious mustang is taken from him in a crash and he must continue in a dead man s wreck yet at long last having done everything he thought was expected he presents himself to the principality in its proud tower to receive his prize using the biblical power to confuse wielded by those who have built such monuments to their own vanity its agents evade him disappoint insult and finally throw him from the top floor he falls long and hard landing finally in a body of water in other words in classic symbolism he dies he has met the inevitable bad end of anyone who has put his faith in such a deceiver br br but this fate proves to be only a warning look into a mutable future he repents and returns to phil and upon seeing him performs the very first generous selfless act we have seen from him for almost an hour and a half noting that phil is now handicapped and hardly able to insert a hose into a gas tank he asks can i help you with that then seeing the help wanted sign he decides to apply for the job explaining to the motorist with whom he was hitch hiking that he reckons he ll get out here because it doesn t look like too bad a place to work br br this interpretation is conjectural of course and it may surprise or even outrage the film s cult classic aficionados who see quite different points in it br br if motorama isn t quite my cup of tea i m at least convinced now that it s hardly the worst film ever made ,1
i first saw this movie when i was about years old it has been one of my favorites since it s so perfect in all it s glory complete with awesome soundtrack cheesy dialog and it was both hilarious and terribly sad the first movie i really just had a fit about at the end i won t ruin it for you guys but boy is it a tear jerker i just remember feeling so sad for gary what a bunch of cool characters in this movie it s genius they are all so great even the nerdy girl gary doesn t like she had a nice little body though i can t believe all the girls go for rick he is such a sleaze ball with his handkerchief tied around his neck ha ha ha when watching this movie be prepared for lots of sex jokes complete with sexually transmitted diseases almost but a love story at heart with real problems dealing from insecurity to life altering decisions that make you think and feel genuine sorrow for the cast i love this movie if you like valley girl another all time classic you will too ,1
i don t go for that many heist comedies and i might not care for this one if it weren t for the actors when it was made and when i first saw it just a few years later it s almost too similar to the happening even though it s obviously a much less serious comedy than that one mafia figure takes over his own kidnapping or rather turns it in a different direction altogether of course raquel welch didn t play the kind of sharp character faye dunaway did in the happening but that doesn t make it a sexist film either she was practically playing a stock character almost her version of a moll but i m completely biased it s among the first films i ever saw with her and at the time i saw it you couldn t turn around without seeing a poster of her luckily i think robert wagner was really just right as the neither thoroughly likable nor dis likable leader of the group as were edward g robinson naturally and vittoria de sica and godfrey cambridge an actor who always managed to be funny ,1
as if the film were not of value in itself this is an excellent way to get an overview of the novel as a preface to reading it in the summer of i saw the film in nyc that fall in graduate school i read the book for the first time some of the pleasure in reading the novel was my memory of the scrupulously detailed film and for better or worse and i ve now read and taught the novel for over three decades milo o shea is still leopold bloom ,1
after aakrosh this was the second film for govind nihalani as a director till this movie was made there was no audience for documentaries in india this movie proved a point that a documentary can fulfil the requirements of a commercial film without diluting its essence it was one of the successful movies in the year in which it was released this movie contested against the big banners of the bollywood like coolie betaab hero in br br smithapatel in this movie acted more like a conscience of the hero whenever he drifted away or lost his composure she was there to remind him she was not like an usual heroine to do the usual stuff of running around the trees and shrubs at one time she even gave up her love when the hero s ruthlessness touched the roof top br br there was another character in this movie which was played by om puri contemporary naseeruddin shah he played as an inspector turned alcoholic character the role conveyed the message of the end result of a honest cop who rubbed the wrong side of the system which also gave the viewers a chance to forecast the hero s ending br br in his debut film sadashiv amrapurkar captivated the audience with his cameo role which ultimately won him the best supporting actor by the filmfare the cop in the movie was not a complete straight forward personality he was able to adjust to the system to an extent the anger which left half handedly continued in govind nihalani s other film drohkaal even after two decades this movie is remembered just because of the director and the entire crew each one played their part par excellence ,1
this is absolutely one of our favourites of br br the tale of two boys who come from different worlds but are as close as brothers is brilliantly told br br beautifully shot and scripted from childhood to the adulthood it never falters br br a brilliant insight into a lost culture and a very good way to understand farsi cultures and traditions this is also an exceptional tale in its own right it is both compassionate and thrilling uplifting and filled with immense sorrow joyful and depressing br br with excellent performances from the cast and great technical skills behind the camera this really is film at its best br br highest recommendation a real slice of life that uplifts and informs ,1
i went and saw rivers and tides again today it s the second time in two days and yes i do see movies i like as many times as is necessary yesterday i was struck by the brilliance of the images and goldsworthy s works this morning when i threw the coins i received the abysmal water goldsworthy has an affinity with water hence the title i received the th line changing which moved to the army to blake art was a war anyway i knew i had to see the film again br br i read one of the few reviews extant online from the sf examiner the critic loved the film but said goldsworthy s comments got in the way of his enjoyment of the film he d rather have only the images and the wonderful soundtrack so i was aware of that as i watched this second time br br yesterday i thought that i d vote for andy goldsworthy as king of the world well today i could get a little bit beyond the images and listen to what he had to say could i enjoy the film without his comments what he is doing what he is saying goes way beyond art his understanding of water time stone change and on and on made me think the man is the reincarnation of lao tsu or some avatar some of his work words are zen like his knowledge br br anyway the film is only apparently being shown here in the bay area be a trend setter go to your local cinema and tell them no insist that they have to book a film you ve heard about from the hinter lands it s called rivers and tides br br ,1
wow some movies just leave me speechless this was undeniably one of those movies when i left the theatre not a single word came to my mouth all i had was an incredible urge to slam my head against the theatre wall to help me forget about the last hour and a half unfortunately it didn t work honestly this movie has nothing to recommend the humor was at the first grade level at best the acting was overly silly and the plot was astronomically far fetched i hearby pledge never to see an other movie starring chris kattan or any other cast member of snl ,0
i ve been waiting almost years to see this hard to find horror thriller and i finally did since it s proper rebirth on dvd of course it didn t have the same impact on me as it would have if i had seen in it the s but director lieberman his film squirm is excellent makes good use of the lovely oregon location and takes the time to develop the characters not just to have them dispatched in creative ways a high note brad fiedel s whistling music is really creepy and adds to the desolate proceedings making this great fun for genre fans a must see if you like underrated horror films to describe it would be an intelligent friday the th sprinkled with some tasty bits of deliverance with that aside there are some really cool original moments like my favorite when a couple are swimming in a lake and the guy disappears underwater to play a trick on his gal just when you think it s the usual scare she suddenly looks to shore and i honestly can t spoil it you just have to watch it for yourself also the ending is just one of those that you just have to see to believe – it came out of nowhere and it s weird wild the dvd includes commentary by lieberman ,1
i was very moved by the young life experiences of a man who rose so high in the academic world a hard life surrounded by the love of a close family and extended family of companion workers created a person able to succeed in the world for the most part the hispanic culture is shown as i have always observed and admired hardworking optimistic and truly family oriented the points of religious superstition were quite authentic to the catholic church without a doubt the actress who played the mother deserves an academy award her prayers for her missing son moved me to tears i will recommend this stunningly thoughtful film to my friends and family ,1
st watched out of dir sidney franklin well told account of farmers in china and their rise to prominence and struggles with what mother nature throws at them this movie is based on an award winning novel and chronicles a family starting with the son s arranged marriage to a slave girl the movie does a good job of keeping your interest despite a somewhat hammy performance by the lead played by paul muni it chronicles wong long the character played by muni and how he works the land buys more land eventually becomes very rich but then returns to the land where he originally started the relationship between him and his wife played by luise rainer is the main thread of the story besides the land itself and despite the obvious non chinese actors it does a pretty good job of displaying the country and it s people it s obvious that mgm used it s money to create a really good epic with this one in an era where they could probably afford it the scene with the locusts is done exceedingly well and the rest of th movie really looks good warranting the best cinematography award at the oscars in that year the definitive definition of an epic is what this story is and it s pulled off pretty well ,1
i really didn t see this one coming roy andersson had me pegged out i am the perfect sucker for a static camera long live king borowczyk and i was laughing hysterically for the first fifteen minutes of the film he hit me straight between the eyes you have to be a brilliant man to make self pity hilarious andersson reminds me of the third mate on the pequod in moby dick flask a man who took the whole of life to be a practical joke that the good lord himself is playing on us and the web of egotism in this movie is truly hilarious br br the level of satire is at fever pitch you have one deluded self pitying dreamer harp on about the cruelty of the world and then totally ignore a spiritual self reflection crying out in agony the very depths of egotism are plumbed i really never thought it possible to go further than bergman s the silence in this respect however the grotesqueness of the self love and self regard by every single character in this film is staggering we are shown an existence where the talentless and the idle rail against a world they believe has been unjust towards them they truly are legends in their own living rooms the human beings in this film make self deception and self delusion a great artform br br only one woman in the film appears to have any sort of understanding of what is going on an old woman who refuses to leave a chapel knelt down praying for the forgiveness of all mankind her speech is the most electrifying condemnation of the modern world i have ever heard she reveals through her prayers that what is wrong with the world is not to be fixed by mere tinkering there are not a just a few faults there is an abyss of corruption that can only be mended by immolation and judgement day watching this movie puts me in the mind of a naked monk stood waist deep in a cold river at midnight screaming out a thousand kyrie eleisons for the sins of humanity another grand jape is that it is clear that her prayers are futile and in fact she is stopping everyone going home at closing time br br this is not a film for the smug no one is spared no idols are left on the altar no one group of humans is harangued to the glory of another group never has there been a greater more transcendent more astonishingly beautiful summation of our sins it is a film for the end of the world it is the grand jest the great hideous practical joke of human life br br from the catalogue of images it is too difficult to pick a favourite i slapped my thigh and almost fell off my chair in the cinema screaming with laughter as a man attempted to pull the tablecloth from under a set service i won t spoil what happens but the suspense builds up and something truly unexpected occurs it is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen in a cinema i am quite reserved and i just couldn t control myself that is the measure of the greatness of this film br br the shooting of you the living is impeccably formalist we are shown the palette of an artist dingy browns yellows greys and sky blues set alive by the shock of luminous brass textures there is never a tone out of place it s like an hour and a half of symphonic whistlerian colour meld the obsession that must have gone into putting that colour scheme in place is extraordinary and no shot is wasted as with all great movies there is not a spare inch of celluloid br br perhaps the best film i ve ever seen ,1
i can t believe john died while filming an episode he collapsed on set read this out of his biography online john ritter was born in burbank calafornia on september th br br he landed his last television role in simple rules for dating my teenage daughter based on the popular book on this sitcom he played paul hennessey a loving yet rational dad who laid down the ground rules for his three children the show was a ratings winner in its first season and won a peoples choice award for best new comedy and also won for favorite comedy series by the family awards while working simple rules he also starred in his second to last film manhood br br that same year while john was rehearsing for the th rd series episode of simple rules now shortened he fell ill henry winkler described it as john looked like he had food poisoning then he collapsed on the set he was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital the same burbank hospital where he was born he was diagnosed with an aorta dissection an unrecognized heart flaw he underwent surgery but did not make it john ritter died at age just week away from his th birthday leaving his wife amy yasbeck and children ,1
wow this film was just bloody horrid so bad in fact that even though i didn t pay to see it i still wanted my money back br br the film is about nothing intelligible it s a mish mash of sci fi cliche s that were done better by much more skilled film makers the performances especially by the leads were over the top in a less endearing ed wood sort of way speaking of ed wood he d be proud of the character s dialogue it s just too taciturn with no hint of irony or sense of humor on top of that it doesn t make sense nor does the plot or lackthereof br br the visual effects are okay but not enough to go oh wow that s cool and they just seem to be thrown in to be cool rather than be a good plot device br br the soundtrack was another mishmash of stuff that really never set any sort of mood again it seemed as if the director was just throwing in songs in the film in an effort to be cool br br which brings me to my final point perhaps if the director actually worried more about plot story and dialogue instead of trying to be cool he wouldn t have made such a dorky cliche of a short film br br ,0
it seems whenever a mainstream film company wants to make a movies for teens it concentrates on only one thing sex don t get me wrong i m no prude but the fact that these people seem to think getting my rocks off is all i m interested in is highly offensive take the convenant a film that relies so heavily on you finding the main characters attractive it thinks it can get away without a plot and or a script that wasn t written by a six year old this is essentially the craft with supposedly hot guys and yeah that s it it bored me to tears even my friend who usually laps us crap films hated it it is really stunningly bad to the extent where it can actually be funny i would have laughed if it wasn t for the fact that several other females in cinema attendance seemed to be enjoying it they were accompanied by several shifty looking guys who positively curled up and died when the really cliché boy on boy kiss happened towards the end watching them squirm really was the highlight of the film i don t think mainstream hollywood cinema will ever put out good films for teenagers or indeed for anyone so i think i ll give up unless you re a teen who likes the pussycat dolls thinks paris hilton is hot and watches mtv it s like some sort of wasteland life s hard when you re a fifteen year old who likes art house p s someone should have told the director that not all teenage girls find would be boy band members totally hawt lol ,0
without a doubt the biggest waste of film of the year this movie is poorly structured sadistic cruel and filled with unlikable characters on top of that and maybe the worst crime it s uninteresting and vastly predictable as soon as bill pullman s character doodled on the photo changing the word from evidence to violence i had the entire plot figured out there are no surprises and there is no compelling reason to watch this trash the only redeeming feature for me is that i saw this thing for free on my hdnet cable and didn t waste any money i would truly be angry if i had paid to see it in a theatre br br anyone that labels this thing a thriller really needs to get out more an awful awful film in every way that matters ,0
i teach japanese for an online high school and i include cultural activities so that the students can learn about the country as well as the language and watching gung ho is one of the requirements the students can either buy or rent the movie stereotypes or not this helps the students to see that other people view the world and their lives differently than we do many of my students have told me that they enjoyed the movie so much they are going to get a copy for themselves it is really interesting to see what we value in this culture and what they value in their culture i just wish i could get a cleaned up tv version i m not really into the crude language the auto workers use all the time ,1
don t waste your time one of those cool looking boxes that you pick up at blockbuster on a hunch but not even worth that you will not say it s so bad it s good just it s bad the greatest american hero is a writer who rents a cabin on african island called snake island some other tourists are on the boat that drops him off but they are not staying on the island they just stop there to let off the writer then the boat is stranded there and in true hollywood originality the one and only radio on the island is busted so they start walking around and see a bunch of snakes like hundreds of them which really became annoying and you knew the plot would go nowhere it s not like there ever was one main snake like a giant mutated snake or an extra poisonous king of all snakes instead there are just a bunch of ham and egger snakes of all kinds of breeds their only goal then was to escape the island as opposed to having to conquer the enemy because there were so many snakes you knew they couldn t possibly try to kill them all and they didn t try i ve seen a similar movie where a town was haunted by snakes and they lead all the snakes into a cave then blew it up at least then you get the feeling that the good guys killed the bad guys and it was a normal ending in snake island by the way every single character was shocked to see snakes on the island duhhhhh it s named snake island for a reason there was no plan other than trying to get gas for the stupid boat oh they never do get gas by the way they just happen to find another boat on the island already gassed up ,0
i was so surprised when i saw this film so much underrated i understand why some of you dislike this movie its pace is slow a characteristic of japanese films nevertheless if you are absorbed in the film like me you will find this not a problem at all br br i must say this is the best comedy i have ever seen shall we dansu is often considered a masterpiece of japanese comedies it is very different from hollywood ones e g austin powers or scary movies in which a gag is guaranteed in every couple of minutes rather it is light hearted a movie that makes you feel good br br i love the movie because it makes me feel real the plot is straightforward yet pleasing i was so delighted seeing that sugiyama the main role has found the meaning of life in dancing before i watched the film i was slightly depressed due to heavy schoolwork i felt lost however this film made me think of the bright side of life i believed i was in the same boat of sugiyama if he could find himself in his hobby why couldn t i it reminded me of exploring my own future and discovering the happiness in my daily life br br it is important to note that the actors are not professional dancers while some of you may find the dancing scenes not as perfect as you expect i kinda like it as it makes me feel that the characters are really alive learning to dance as the film goes on br br over all this film is encouraging and heart warming as a comedy it does its job perfectly it definitely deserves stars br br and yes aoki is funny d,1
dev anand or prashant and zeenat aman jasbir janice are siblings brought up in single parent families jasbir the sister grows up in an affluent environment but this is not enough to lead her to reject her life and ultimately join a hippie movement that eventually leads her to drugs prashant the brother on the other hand grows up in a less affluent environment but grows up to be a matured gentleman the story marks prashant making efforts to save his little sister who is perpetually in a trance from a hostile hippie environment this movie stands the test of time commenting that cults and hippie groups are a place for those who give up on their lives when they should instead stand up and be counted in the face of adversity great music compositions in this movie that mean different things in different situations and to different people and the director brings forth an eerie feeling to it ,1
i was years old when this show was on tv by far it was my favorite the actors were very credible alexandra bastedo was just gorgeous i just order the dvd episodes they didn t have super powers they just had superior human skills strength hearing sight the actors were very good in their rolls very believable there was a good story in each episode at the time there were no special effects or explosions everywhere so the script was suppose to be good and the characters performs were great there was no fancy stuff like in other shows they didn t try to make a joke every minutes to make a light show i highly recommend this tv show to anybody that like good stuff ,1
 it s all up to you ed now you get to play the game the day my father left my mother he took me to see this film with his new girlfriend on opening day at the cinerama dome in hollywood i was but fourteen years old i wasn t even entirely sure what i was seeing but i will never forgot it especially the scene with ned beatty br br watching it today thirty six years later it still gives me quivers br br my father was a huge burt reynolds fan hence the reason for standing in line for almost an hour in to watch what was supposed to be an action movie i had seen two films at the dome prior to this grand prix and the song of norway well this wasn t exactly mario andretti or the brady bunch after leaving the theater i was shell shocked br br but even at that tender age i appreciated the artistry and after seeing again today am i surprised i was still standing after witnessing this highly disturbing yet extremely well crafted film br br suffice it to say it was a traumatic experience for a fourteen year old that had yet to kiss his first girlfriend i don t blame my father for taking me but it was a bit much for a child to witness br br as an adult i still find it quite disturbing yet i am still very impressed with the quality of the film making br br burt reynolds as an absolute wonder as are all the principles from billy redden as the inbred guitar wonder to ronny cox as the terrified insurance salesman everyone does an admirable job the sound quality is second to none from the chirping birds to the ticking clocks the photography cinematography all the technical aspects of this remarkable film are first rate br br the moral questions raised from murdering the sexual assaulters to the aftermath of dealing with killing a human being remain as profound today as they did when this groundbreaking film was released and the classic sequences of attempting to survive in the wilderness after dealing with such unforeseen brutality are life altering these four men city men suddenly confronted with a situation with never imagined raise the bar from action to horror br br it s a classic to be sure and the phrase you have a pretty mouth has been quoted endlessly from saturday night live to off the cuff comments around water cooler at work this movie is without a doubt a huge part of our societal pop culture as much as make my day or i ll be back ever were br br so what would you do if you found your friends being sexually assaulted at gunpoint by mountain men far away from your life in the city cozy bed wife and kids and if you took the measures burt reynolds did and i would have done the same would you bury the body beneath the soon to be lake or stand trial and take your chances the bottom line is deliverance delivers you can take that to the bank if this movie doesn t get under your skin then you are not human br br even if you have seen this before rent it again and ask yourself the above question br br my favorite part of the film remains the same ed failing to kill the deer then changing life and it s unpredictable circumstance can change a man and i suppose that s what this film is all about jon voight in particular as ed gives the best performance here and he remains one of the more gifted actors in hollywood history from midnight cowboy to his highly underrated performance as franklin d roosevelt in pearl harbor his acting lifts the movie to another level climbing the rocks at dusk terrified and determined to make it right it needs to be seen to be believed i guarantee your heart rate will elevated to a new level br br briskly paced tense taut and tightly drawn as a as a banjo string this is a morality play that asks questions that remain today times have changes but our choices as human beings have not br br ten out of ten stars ,1
in the spirit of the great space coaster but a few years earlier br br hot fudge was one of the psychedelic kid s shows that i grew up on seymour was a big fuzzy green puppet with a crescent smile of enormous teeth which nearly split his head i recall him wearing a variety of elton john type shades br br he played piano and had a jesus looking dude in a white tux sitting next to him they would have a moral discussion and then do a song about it br br don t remember much else except the opening theme seymour and the hippie br br no one else i know remembers it at all i grew up in jersey so if it was produced in detroit as a previous post said it wasn t just local seymour reminded me a lot of sherlock the squirrel from the magic garden another psychedelic kids show if there ever was one people always talk about lsd s effects of music and movies of the s but it seems kid s show writers got a dose as well ,1
i watched this series on pbs back in the eighties and still watch the old tapes every couple of years or so very atmospheric and creepy sometimes this is a very good show as the characters are all well defined and acted you are drawn into the plot and come to care for these people the villains are almost laughably evil especially the sheriff of nottingham man i would love to beat the s t out of that snotty little bastard nicholas grace does an excellent job and must have had a great time being the sheriff his whipping boy sir guy is equally hissable but is also pathetic lots of murder and mayhem in this series along with tons of black magic and devil worship and things of that nature i noticed it got an award for children s television which is surprising if i had kids i would not let them watch this outstanding use of locations in this show also it is now on dvd so go out and buy it ,1
well shuck me sideways i haven t seen a home movie this bad since the abysmal seconds or half caste someone should take away this guy s sony handycam this movie proves that just because you can make a movie on your camcorder for doesn t necessarily mean you should br br i remember that one of the things that robert rodriguez wrote in his book rebel without a crew was that when you set out to make a no budget feature you have to use whatever assets you have at your disposal rodriguez says that you should take an inventory of all the locations and props that you can beg steal and borrow from your friends robert rodriquez was friends with the mayor of some town in mexico so the mayor let him shoot all over for free what you got in el mariachi was a movie that looked like it cost much more than the actual budget br br i m sure that the director of this movie has a copy of that book and he took that advice to heart in this case he was apparently friends with a guy who owned a cornfield where they put on a haunted house every year seems like a pretty good location for a scary movie but it s hard to keep a cornfield interesting for minutes not a single installment of the children of the corn series spent more than a few minutes in the cornfield hitchcock only spent about ten minutes in one in north by northwest take a hint fella cornfields don t make for riveting cinema it would have been good if the director would have had more friends with more locations because this thing gets pretty tedious after the first minutes this movie looks like it cost about or whatever it cost in admission to the cornfield maze br br apparently he couldn t even find anyone to act in his movie so he cast himself big mistake here s a thought if you really want to make a movie get an actor so as far as assets go it seems like the cornfield maze is the only thing the poor guy had maybe he thought that was enough in fact i m going to go out on a limb and say that i know he thought that was enough because the movie before it captured the coveted honor of being the sequel to dark harvest was called simply the maize the movie maybe this he s already planning the maize the musical or even the maize the mini series br br our jack of all trades and yes the master of nothing part of that saying is definitely appropriate here plays a psychic dad who can tell when bad things are going to happen think of the character from the dead zone but not anywhere near as good an actor as christopher walken or even anthony michael hall psychic dad has a premonition that his two daughters who are at the corn maze with mom are going to be killed he rushes to save them from that point on the whole movie is spent watching pyschic dad run around in a cornfield looking for his two daughters he finds the two little girl ghosts from the shining and he helps solve the mystery of their murder br br shot on a handycam the director cast himself edited on imovie improvised story if that s not enough to keep you away from this a maize ingly corny catastrophe consider this as a final warning the whole movie takes place in a cornfield boils and ghouls here s ghoulie guru s tip on how to save some money and still feel like you ve seen this movie next time you see a cornfield stop the car take a flashlight and go run around in there for like minutes ,0
some war movies succeed where others do not and that can be judged from a variety of angles the humanistic angle one where you can feel the raw emotions the terror of being under attack the camaraderie amongst soldiers the arduous trials people face inside them when in combat etc are always movies i find compelling movies like das boot and a midnight clear are but two examples of movies that you sense a connection to the characters in the film br br this film succeeds on that level as well it speaks of the highest honor and that honor is doing the right thing these soldiers did the right thing they had honor and it is recognized in a way wholly incompatible with western thought but it is to the very end a true story of honor unforgettable movie based on the true story ,1
this was a excellent movie i deal with a child who i am raising that has fae and watching this movie was more than word can explain i also purchased the book and it was great i would like to have a copy for my own use and so i can have my son s teachers watch it also i would like to know if anyone could sell me a copy of this movie let me use it for a time or refer me to someone where i could purchase it thank you myra i would recommend this movie to anyone who deal with children adults with special ability s this movie should be shown again on tv the team of doctor s that have been tracking my son would also like to have a copy his special ed teacher has also asked me to try to locate a copy that he can have or that he can borrow br br thank you,1
the shining starts with jack torrance jack nicholson driving to an isolated hotel named the overlook situated high in the colorado mountains for an interview with it s manager stuart ullman barry nelson about becoming the winter caretaker ullman tells jack that he will be responsible for the basic upkeep of the hotel but will be almost totally isolated from the rest of the world for six months as the harsh winter sets in together with his wife wendy shelley duvall young son danny danny lloyd jack moves into the hotel at first everything seems fine it s a beautiful hotel absolutely huge whatever they need is at their disposal however the overlook hotel has a murky past with a previous caretaker murdering his entire family before committing suicide danny has the ability to shine which means he has psychic powers that let him see hear things ordinary people can t as the days weeks months begin to pass jack become more more insane danny keeps seeing things people while wendy becomes frantic as she doesn t have a clue what s happening to her family as a heavy snowstorm leaves them trapped jack finally loses it br br this english production was co written co produced directed by stanley kubrick is a fine horror film it appears that the shining is another film that exists in two distinct different versions the one i will be commenting on is the shorter european cut that runs just under hours in length the script by kubrick diane johnson is based on the novel by stephen king which i have not read so i can t compare them goes for psychological horror rather than visual with only one murder during the entire film there are very few character s in the shining with jack wendy danny the only ones that really matter since the film concentrates on them almost exclusively you care for them become involved with them what they go through the pace is somewhat slow but this is one film that didn t feel that long keeps you interested throughout on the negative side i don t think the reasoning behind jack going crazy wanting to kill his family was strong enough to convince me the fact that jack escapes from the freezer without any explanation bugs me i don t know if i missed something but that ending didn t make any sense to me whatsoever i m still trying to work out what that picture is all about there is very little in the way of violence or gore a couple of rotten zombie ghosts someone is killed with an axe but the shining is a horror film that doesn t need to rely on blood special effects as it has a gripping story with a budget of about the shining is technically flawless as you would expect from an obsessive filmmaker such as kubrick the cinematography is brilliant with some fantastic free flowing smooth steadicam shots as the camera effortlessly follows the character s around the maze of corridors the sets look absolutely real instead of clichéd old haunted house themes like dark corners basements cobwebs kubrick brings things right up to date with brightly lit corridors massive open expansive spaces a modern decor well s modern just check that red toilet out the acting is good from everyone involved although as usual in horror films the little kid is highly annoying nicholson seems crazy from the very start the shining is an absorbing film that i enjoyed watching although i m not sure i d watch it again anytime soon for those looking for explosions fancy special effects you will be disappointed for those looking for a good haunted house type horror with a strong story i definitely think the shining is for you well worth a watch in my humble opinion ,1
was in the mood for a french film and saw this at blockbuster what a little gem it turned out to be not sure how i missed gregori derangere all these years but he is fantastic such innocence and grace i love his face and the way he moves isabelle adjani was hilarious reminded me of nicole kidman s over the top performance in moulin rouge she looks the same as years ago truly remarkable gerard depardieu has not held up nearly as well but his acting continues to amaze he s perfect in this film will probably buy this one i enjoyed it so much if you want to see another great french movie rent joyeux noel stunning ,1
this is an excellent film for female body builder female action fans i think that sue price did a great job in this film series nemesis and proved to be a great fighter she has a very striking appearance and a will of iron to resist the powerful nebula nemesis though not a film of great value and sue price s acting skills not the best to have met in my life the movie itself was something awesome a priceless gem for fans of female body builder action well some parts of nemesis have been copied by other famous sci fi films such as terminator or predator but that s not the point the point is that a puyn casted in that film a very talented body builder who put all of her energy and body talent to show us the best she can do i really enjoyed that film and watched with the same enthusiasm nemesis a rather boring sequel and nemesis a much more interesting sequel than what a pity it hasn t shown yet on dvd ,1
so forgive the really lame game play scene cardboard background and studio like stadium for this part i should have give the movie instead of but read on br br from the premise to plot there is a lot similarities with the replacements some say this movie rip off the replacements while some say this script wrote before it br br both movies require some sort of suspension of disbelief on the basic premise and this is especially difficult for second string since it has nfl license team and all the history behind it food poison excuse may sound too lame for some people and not to mention in second string bills has to overcome big scores again and again with the limit budget in shooting the game play scene this make it look even bad br br in replacements the premise and the league is fictional yet you know it happen in real life i believe it is easier to accept fictional story and setting with real event oh yeah this happen before rather than real setting background with fictional scenario there is no way bill can win a superbowl some of the scene were actually shoot in pre season game of raven games real stadium real audience and some nfl match alike shooting angle br br but let say both movies came out on the same day and we erase the budget factor thus forgive the game play action scene overall i like second string over replacements not by much but i like this more br br it has relatively better character development in replacements keanu character is too out sync with the world and all he care is maybe get a girl in second string you see the struggle of the qb from getting the job back and deal with his past with coach or the fumble guy problem this hold the ball all day long solution of course is not new but we see progression in fixing it br br how about those trick play i think it is relatively realistic than replacements the dan marino like fake knee pass flea flicker wild cat full back rush all real except sometimes this look a bit too easy but for me it is better than replacement s center catch and rushing for yards call or how a yards field goal look too easy oh btw i am glad they didn t force the te kicker made his shot br br of course if you objectively review this movie over other football movies all there this could easily be a out of movie but some say this is the worse football movie try the comebacks ,1
antarctica winter the team on an american research base get surprised by a couple of mad norwegians who is chasing a dog with a helicopter trying to kill it all the norwegians are killed and the americans are left with nothing but a dog a couple of bodies and questions that s the beginning of the greatest horror thriller film i ve ever seen br br from the very beginning all to the end you feel the tense paranoid mood helpless and alone out in no mans land ennio morricone was nominated for a razzie award for his score why i don t know cause as far as i can see his score is simple creepy and very good it really gets you in the right mood br br the acting is great the best performance is probably given by the dog who s just amazing as for russell and the others on two legs i can say nothing less br br you may think and special effects are not the most impressive well think again you haven t seen it all until you ve seen this bodyparts falling off and creatures changing forms rob bottin has done a great job witch today stands as a milestone is special effects makeup br br the movie didn t get a big response when it first hit the big screen due to other alien films at the time and so it s not very well known in fact you can almost consider it an unknown movie nobody i ve asked have heard of it however the movie has managed to survive for over twenty years as a cult film on video and dvd twenty years is a long time and except for the haircut the movie is still pretty much up to date this movie is to be considered a classic br br the movie is without doubt one of my if not my favorite i ve seen it several times but it s just as good as the first time i saw it as a norwegian the only thing i don t like about this movie is that macready keeps calling the norwegians swedes ,1
my mom brought me this movie on a dvd a guy in a rental recommended it but in fact this might be the worst movie i ve ever seen you know i didn t expect much from this film but it didn t have a good story it wasn t even funny and it was senseless i was looking forward to see christine lakin in this movie because i loved step by step even she was a huge disappointment the story was completely unreal one of the party guys is dead he wasn t dead in fact he woke up later the house looks like there exploded a bomb and there are guys who have hours to handle everything but then there comes a homosexual policeman there is a total mess till the end and the guys managed to tide up and everything in like minutes come on just be realistic at least waste of money really ,0
it is clear this film s value far supersedes the cost with which the format mini dv implies in fact the filmmaker embraces the format and incorporates it so craftily into the storyline that i forgot the fact that i was not seeing the typical millimeter film it has the core appeal of indie movies like clerks the work of robert rodriguez combined with a fantastic new take on the romantic comedy genre this is not a film is an honest film with honest portrayals and it is a superbly paced narrative there is not one point in this film where i felt a scene could have or should have been omitted on the contrary the director pulls amazing performances out of truly gifted actors and does so in extremely confining circumstances from page to screen this film is a worthy and relevant story that hits on so many levels creative technical or otherwise i highly recommend it for all who enjoy cinema or those looking for a little charm in an otherwise devoid of charm medium ,1
i ve had a lot of experience with women in russia and this movie portrays what a lot of them are like unfortunately they are very cunning ruthless and greedy as well as highly unfair from the robotic sex the hustling for gifts to the lies and betrayal i ve experienced it all in russia br br i know what i m talking about and here are my qualifications here are the photojournals of my three trips to russia in search of a bride it includes thousands of pics of many hot russian girls i met black comedy scams i was privy to and the story of my mugging and appearance on russian national tv br br http www happierabroad com photojournals htm br br it s like reality tv you will love it i spent a ton of time putting it together so check it out the russian woman that nicole kidman plays is a lot like the julia and katya in my photojournals br br my bride seeking trips in russia happen to be very exciting and would sell so why don t they make a movie out of my bride seeking adventures in russia however there is one factual impossibility in this film and that is the way which the guy orders his bride from a catalog and having her arrive at an airport it doesn t work that way at all so i don t understand why the media likes to perpetuate this there isn t a single russian bride introduction website that works this way and i challenge anyone to find one that does the fact is you can only order the russian lady s contact info email address phone number etc from the website from there you correspond and then visit her and if you want to bring her to your country you start the immigration process at your ins office and wait months after that that s how it works in real life you can t just order her to arrive at your airport us immigration would never allow such a thing to happen br br wumaster br br i got everything i wanted by going abroad you can too http www happierabroad com,1
mr moto s gamble has a fairly straight forward plot when a boxer is murdered in the ring with a mysterious poison it s up to the even more mysterious mr moto to solve the case br br i m shocked at the number of positive reviews for mr moto s gamble on imdb because to me well i found it extremely disappointing i enjoy mr moto and i enjoy charlie chan but i can t say i cared for this mish mash of the two for those unfamiliar with the story behind mr moto s gamble it was originally intended to be a charlie chan film but when warner oland backed out some of the scenes and action were rewritten for peter lorre and mr moto as i indicated the end result left me underwhelmed mr moto is not chan he s more mysterious he s more athletic and he s more exotic so trying to put moto in a chan film is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole it doesn t work and listening to lorre moto try to deliver one of chan s trademark euphemisms just ends up sounding silly add to that the fact that almost minutes of the already brief minute runtime is made up of boxing scenes something that i never seem to enjoy and you end up with a movie that i couldn t help but dislike if i have to say something positive i would point to the performance of keye luke but even he s not near enough to save mr moto s gamble in my eyes br br sorry but a is about the best i can give this one ,0
never before have i seen such a tale of such talentless hangers on been so ungrateful that their golden goose has failed to lay these spunk monkeys are parasites and bad examples of friends i felt sorry for troy as he tried to hook up all of his friends with hollywood gigs but as soon as things turned sour they all left troy hanging overnight was a contrived effort of self indulgent retribution on a man who was going up against the forces of hollywood to retain story integrity the simple premise of overnight is to try an communicate the message look at this guy he blew it all when in fact he has a strong underground following dealt with harsh blows from friends and executives all in the name of getting a project done in the way he envisioned it quite frankly the only productive par that any of these guys played in the overall execution of the boondock saints shoot culminated as nothing more than extra bodies in the first bar room scene after that all they did was whine why they weren t a bigger deal based on the clambering of their rancid efforts on top of troys shoulders the nd half of this was written by adam j farina ,0
i want to clarify a few things i am not familiar with ming liang tsai movies and i am very familiar with art cinema i grow up in the seventies times of goddard fellini bergman bertolucci and many others br br art movies then were really art like paints people did it to express their inner feelings not really worried about if other people understand anything they were beyond commercial values just look some old antonioni or early picasso and you will understand br br tian bian yi duo yun the wayward cloud has nothing to do with that it is an opportunistic movie intended to fool festival judges and critics playing many things without saying anything br br the story makes no sense the lack of water makes the government to promote the use of watermelons to hydrate a girl in desperation steal water from the public bathrooms wc there is also a porno start neighbor trying to make a movie with an actress he does not seems to feel comfortable with there is some romantic awakening between the girl and the porno star the mess ends with a sexual scene not pornographic that many people feel shocked about but i believe it is less provocative than you can see in american pie or history of violence br br the two main characters never talk sometimes a musical number style appears and explains through a song what is happening in characters minds these video clips are really welcomed because the previous scene without dialog or music only people looking at each other takes sometimes or even more minutes which in movie times is too much br br there is also a few bits about the difficult to make sex without love the selfish mind of the porno industry br br it is obvious this movie intended get away with it to fool festival juries and critics it have a few pseudo shocking scenes within the limits of taiwan censorship and many subjects are open but nothing is concluded or goes anywhere br br these tricks got the movie a few disputed important prices in film festivals and get the movie an undeserved commercial success i see the movie in france and the theater was packed br br however please do not be fooled there is nothing new or original or even originally told or filmed in this movie it is boring and empty really a fraud to public boogie nights which i did not really liked intimacy and songs are far better movies ,0
this movie is the very worst that i have ever seen you might think that you have seen some bad movies in your time but if you haven t seen this one you don t know how terrible a movie can be but wait there s worse news the studio will soon rerelease this masterpiece i m being ironic for all to see the only things worse than the plot of this movie are the effects the acting the direction and the production bill rebane the poor man s ed wood not that there is a rich man s ed wood i like ed wood s movies though manages to keep things moving at a snail s pace throughout this film it opens with the capture of a baby bigfoot a littlefoot sorry couldn t help it by a pair of unlikable hunters who are killed by the parent this causes the entire town where the hunters lived to go on a bigfoot hunting jihad this is pretty much it for the plot nothing even remotely interesting happens and we the viewers are never able to care about any of the characters if one is interested in the films of rebane i would recommend almost any other over this however as i said it will soon be rereleased by troma in order to bore a new generation of filmgoers ,0
dr pena giancarlo esposito a crypto zoologist fancy term for one of those self deluded losers who likes to study extremely rare read nonexistent animals and his crew of hunters manage to trap a chupacabra a big scaly elusive fast moving beast to get it to the mainland they smuggle it on a grecian cruise ship and some idiots open up the crate containing it despite being told specifically not to i guess the strange growling noises coming from inside weren t a good enough deterrent either the monster then does the monster thang running around biting chunks out of various passengers until the ship s captain john rhys davies a square jawed special agent pretending to be an insurance salesman for some reason dylan neal a squeaky voiced blonde tai bo instructor chelan simmons a bunch of guys with machine guns and others try to stop it the main victims who i think are supposed to be the comic relief but it s hard to tell are an old rich bitch paula shaw with a yippy terrier and a snobby effete gold digger david millbern apparently the monster can be knocked out with a single tranquilizer dart but can live through dozens of bullet hits the chupacabra design is acceptable though unoriginal but the rest of the movie is devoid of suspense surprise or interest a boring sci fi channel original movie they ve made dozens of movies just like this with nearly interchangeable characters and plots but with slight alterations on the creature enough already ,0
as i sat subjected to this televised mediocrity i wondered why why did dianne keaton agree to this trash the movie uses meaningless contrived plot lines to deliver trash to homes of thousands the movie takes a political agenda to a new level the movie was meaningless and all creditability was lost to the excessive use of stereotype br br it was obvious that keaton tried to make this movie worthwhile but in the end she needs to remember the age old adage that you cannot polish a turd i hope that you did not waste your new year s day watching another mindless made for tv movie i now know why the networks started airing series on sunday night to rid us of trash ,0
like most people out there who have watched james bond movies most people never knew that thunderball was originally the first movie to be released but after ian fleming wrote the story with kevin mcclory and jack whittingham the other authors took ian fleming to court and won the case providing evidence that ian fleming took the ideas of spectre special executive in counterintelligence terrorism revenge extortion so rather than making thunderball they fleming broccoli saltzman went on to make dr no br br this movie had the best of the best from getting sean connery to come back one more time he was paid over for nsna irvin kershner and sean connery had problems on the set that much is true but overall this movie was up there i think with thunderball licence to kill dr no those are my favorite from the bond series david dryer was hired for special photographic effects he was working at the time on bladerunner before never say never again the million dollar yacht makes the disco volante look like a canoe this movie starred the best villian in a bond movie just behind dr no klaus maria brandeau held together this neurotic business like calm manner with a little wit to his authority over bond barbara carrera was excellent as fatima blush br br the music was better than every score that didnt contain john barry doing the backround score music in most bond films michel legrand is not big in the usa compared to over in europe he has played with miles davis and many other great jazz musicians over the years its a little bland at times but the theme that happens around or times in the movie never say never again is so cool i like it more than the original br br is back one more time br br timothy dalton explained it right i thought you cant relate to a superman or a superhero he or she has to be human and have feelings he was by far the best serious true to flemings version of bond but sean connery proves he can still do the role that made him and others to follow i bet at now he could still pull off a villian role in a mcclory movie if one ever surfaces br br ,1
iq is a cute romantic comedy featuring two great actors that seem to click well on screen plot is a typical guy wrong for girl guy gets girl format but makes the solid point that one must love with the heart and not the the mind addition of albert einstein and his band of geniuses provides excellent comic relief overall a good movie not great but good,1
i ve read every book to date in the left behind series and the movie hardly does any of them justice sure i ve seen worse movies but this was incredibly disappointing this movie would have made a good mstk episode the script was a horrible adaptation of the book and it felt like the actors were reading their lines instead of actually saying them the characters were stiff and unlikeable the effects were cheesy and looked terribly fake the ending was awful first of all it didn t even go all the way through the first book second it made no sense if you hadn t read the book you d have no idea what was going on it had to have been the most cheesy film student like ending i ve ever seen in a movie i m upset that i actually paid money for this movie if by some miracle it does get wide release they ought to totally overhaul it and let hollywood take over those two wannabe film producers and the wannabe director should leave movie making to the professionals ,0
is this a game fmv or a movie in all honesty i watched this one out of choice less ness it is a very big waste of time and money br br it seems hk movies are heading in the opposite direction of the rest of the world br br try to put more effort and money into a production and make us want to watch rather than something you want us to watch br br the graphics are so horrible than they looked like something out of the early to mid s low resolution games in comparison to today s br br the way they made this movie is almost exactly what they did in the s wing commander game namely the third installment of the series stop regressing and make us asian look so bad at this compared to the big guns in hollywood br br sure they have big budgets and better actors but we have some of the oldest histories the myths and the legends the best technophiles and possibly the largest computer graphic talent base in the world so what went so very very wrong did you start using the same old companies that have been working with you for so many films please stop wasting our time and money this is the reason why hk movies are heading downhill so rapidly didn t you claim to be the hollywood of the orient guess not ,0
identical twin sisters mary kate and ashley olsen climbed to fame in sitcoms like two of a kind i had never seen them in anything before but i had an idea of what to expect but it was much worse basically the hunter sisters charli mary kate and leila ashley are in rome for a summer intern program but not long after starting their jobs they are immediately fired for a series of mishaps but the man who owns the company they are working in derek hammond julian stone gives them their jobs back and they they do slowly prove themselves useful assets and talented fashion artists and help stop a mean man taking over the company also starring leslie danon as jami derek lee nixon as ryan ilenia lazzarin as dari archie kao as nobu valentina mattolini as heidi michelangelo tommaso as paolo and matt patresi as enrico tortoni you can tell that this film was made to go straight to video the camera work is completely mismatched and it doesn t help when you want to admire the sights of rome in fact the background is the only good thing to watch the twin sisters are two of the most annoying celebrities around i knew before watching that they weren t going to interest me in any way their not even that pretty this is awful gush of rubbish film pretty poor ,0
 honestly barbra i know it s you who s klicking all those no s on my review times how many people did you have to instruct to help you out here don t you have anything better to do like look at yourself in the mirror all day br br steven spielberg told barbra that this was the best movie i ve seen since citizen kane that pretty much says it all and serves as a dire warning br br what are the ingredients for a sure fire cinematic disaster and one that will haunt you never letting you forget the tears of both laughter and pain the ingredients barbra streisand s face a musical feminism barbra streisand s voice barbra streisand directing and an ultra corny idiotic premise br br hollywood is full of egomaniacs this much we know in fact nearly everyone – by definition – has to be an egomaniac in hollywood why would anyone want to act for the art well if you re dumb enough to believe what they tell you in their carefully prepared interviews and streisand has the biggest ego of them all this is quite an achievement to be surrounded by narcissistic cretins and yet to manage to top them all – remarkable br br the movie like all her solo endeavors is an ego trip straight out of hell every scene streisand is in is automatically ruined stillborn but as it that weren t enough she sings a whole bunch of streisandy songs – you know the kind that enabled the mariah careys the celine dions and the whitney hustons of this world to poison our precious air waves for decades now just for that she deserves not one but south park episodes mocking her br br the premise streisand dressing up as a man to study to become a rabbi sounds like a zany zaz comedy apart from it being a cliché the obvious problem is that streisand doesn t look like a woman nor does she look like a man – in fact i m not even sure she s human the way she looks in this movie well it cannot be described in words e t looks like a high school jock by comparison she looks more alien than michael jackson in the year she looks horrible br br the songs they made me shiver particularly papa can you hear me squeel like a demented female walrus in heat and tomorrow night i ll prepare the sequel yentl the return of the bitch br br did you know that streisand considered having a nose job early on in her career but changed her mind when they told her her voice might change can you believe that she should have done it killing two flies with one swipe that s what it would have been br br if you re interested in reading my biographies of barbra streisand and other hollywood intellectuals contact me by e mail br br should barbra streisand finally go into retirement click yes or no ,0
 pitch black was a complete shock to me when i first saw it back in in the previous years i was repeatedly disappointed by all the lame sci fi movies ex starship troopers and thought that this movie wouldn t be any different but to plainly put it this movie freaked me out in a good way i wasn t aware that i was still afraid of the dark till i watched this movie i must have buried my fear in the back of my subconscious when i was a kid and it rightfully deserves to stay there br br the alien creatures sent shivers up my spine the individual s who designed them have a twisted but brilliant and creative imagination to come up with something so impressive and grotesque br br i loved how the writers gave each main character a history and showed their flaws and strengths without much confusion br br riddick s vin diesel gift for escaping out of any impossible situation and putting up a hell of a fight was jaw dropping at first you figure him out to be a coldly intelligent villain but in some brief moments you can see something humane behind his animal side but as soon you discover it he does something maliciously devious he certainly keeps you guessing right up to the very end i didn t know whether to despise or admire him he s definitely a love hate type of character br br johns cole hauser was a perfect example of a character that puts up a good front but through a need for greed shows his real intentions and what he s willing to do to survive john s knack for knowing what buttons to push and the right words to say makes him as devious as riddick br br fry radha mitchell is a character who as johns so nicely expressed looked to her thine own ass first before considering the consequences but what s endearing about her is that she quickly realizes the errors of her ways and tries desperately to pay penance even while endangering her life when others discarded all human values and went for the dark hills running br br jack rhiana griffith simply wanted to have a hero and was the first one out of the whole group to look for that hero in riddick through a child s eye good can be seen through the thick clouds of evil i thought it was absolutely priceless when jack shaves his head in ode to riddick you know what they say imitation is the best form of flattery br br imam keith david like jack has the ability to see good in any evil he uses philosophy to carry him through the hardships that he meets and when time permits he rationally grieves his losses and then soldiers on in a way he served as a morale booster for the survivors even though most of the characters acted as though they weren t listening br br the casting for this movie was positively perfect each actor shined brightly in their role and their talents blended wonderfully on screen br br this movie may have had a small budget but the director s leadership and the actor s performances made the movie work and allowed the audience to use their imagination instead of letting some outrageously expensive special effects do all the work for them this movie is a definite sci fi classic watch it and judge with an open mind for yourself it will be well worth it ,1
if you like a syfi soap opera this show is for you as fare as i am concerned it does not work for me and after watching episodes i just can t watch it anymore it is boring and slow and for a show that the timeline is based around years ago if you base it on battlestar galactica s timeline for arriving on earth they sure seem to have all the same stuff around like the year old chevy vans driving down the streets and people watching the year old popular name brand lcd t v sets it also goes the same with the rest of the sets as well on the show there is just to much of today s stuff involved in it to not overlook i think they could have done a lot better of a job to get around these issues and yes battlestar galactica had some of the same issues but not nearly as bad as fare as the rest of the show it is not nearly as good as bsg was and it is a poor pre sequel to it ,0
this was a nice film it had a interesting storyline that was executed pretty well in the later part of the film the storyline kinda reminded me of the city of god but this one is done in a more nicer way in comparison it had what i really loved a tinge of surrealism some pretty interesting cinematography thru the wooden camera i m not sure if it was culturally correct but it definitely widens you re view of south africa the actors were good for st timers most of them anyway i especially liked estelle character which made this movie pretty enjoyable what is interesting though was that it makes you ask about your own life are you really doing what you really love or do you consent to the norm the conventionalism around you definitely worth a watch ,1
made by french brothers jules and giddeon naudet and narrated by robert de niro and firefighter james hanlon this is a compelling and heartbreaking tale of how new york s finest shone on it s darkest day i first saw this when i was a young naive year old and at that age it still touched me knowing how serious really was seeing this expanded the whole effect of we were finding out who the heroes were how there everyday lives were composed and how they put their lives on the line in a situation where most people would just run and save their selves these brave men put their lives on the line and watching this just increases my admiration for them watch if you can this is the best documentary i have personally ever seen ,1
what a strangely wonderful if sometimes slight and bulky big budget fantasy this is takashi miike had already proved by the time he got to the great yokhai war that he could dip into other films aside from his supposed niche of the crime yakuza genre visitor q and andromedia showed this the former great the latter lesser but here miike in his first and only co screen writing credit no less proves that he can deliver the goods on a post modern soup of mythical fantasy conventions and with it boatload of cgi creature effects and make up and an epic battle that is more like a festival than something out of lord of the rings the comparisons can be made far and wide to be sure and the most obvious to jump on would be miyazaki for the seemingly unique mixture of kids as big heroes power hungry sorcerers looking for the energy of the earth as the main source machinery as the greatest evil and many bizarrely defined flamboyantly designed creatures or yokai of the title but there can also be comparisons made to star wars especially to the gungan battle in tpm and to the whole power play between good and evil with similar forces or to anime like samurai or of course to henson s films and through all of these comparisons and even through the flaws or over reaching moments it s miike all the way with the sensibilities of effects and characters br br here ryunosuke kamiki plays tadashi the prototypical kid who starts out sort of gullible and sensitive to things in the world but will become the hero in a world going into darkness the darkness is from an evil sorcerer who gets his energy from all of the rage and wretched vibes in the human world and who is also starting to put to death the spirits and other creatures the yokhai into a fire that sends them into gigantic robots that have only one mission to destroy and kill anything in their paths tadashi gets as pumped up to fight sato the sorcerer as the yokai once sato s main minion and cohort agi kill bill s chiaki kuriyama another great villainies steals tadashi s little furry companion a sunekosuri soon things come to a head in a climax that brings to mind many other fantasy films and stories but can only be contained up to a point by miike and his crew i would probably recommend the great yokai war for kids but in the forward note that it s not some watered down fantasy in american circles this has creatures galore including a one eyed umbrella stand and a walking talking wall not to mention a turtle a fire serpent and a woman who became cursed by sato so the variety is on high on that end and one might almost feel like the creatures and effects which grows to unfathomable heights when the festival hits with the yokai reaching hundreds of miles in scope but there s also a sense of fantasy being strong in both the light and the dark and sunekosuri becomes perhaps the greatest emotional tool at miike s disposal and not just because it s cuteness squared where else to get an audience riled up than over a little furry ball of fury who ends up in a tragic battle with tadashi in robot form br br yet through all of this the sense of anarchy that can be found in the brightest spots of miike s career is here as well which distinguishes it from its animated muppet and sci fi counterparts there s the bizarre humor as usual including a song dedicated to akuzi beans at a crucial moment in the climax and more than a few flights of fancy with the creatures and fight scenes i loved for example the guy with the big blue head who has to make it smaller or the anxious turtle yokai the biggest danger with miike s access to bigger special effects and computer wizardry which he flirts with is overkill on this end he s got everything down i m sure with storyboards and he creates some memorable impressions with some compositions one of them is when all is said and done and tadashi and the other human character are in the middle of the tokyo rubble in an overhead shot but the cgi is sometimes a little unconvincing with the robots and the interplay skirts on being too flamboyant and some visuals like the overlay of the yokai spreading the word about the big festival on the map just seem weak and pat i almost wondered if miike might dip into bad spy kids territory quite frankly br br but this liability aside the great yokai war provides more than a share of excitement goofy thrills and innocent melodrama that came with many of the best childhood fantasies it owes a lot to cinema as well as traditional japanese folklore but the screws are always turning even in its most ludicrous and veeringly confusing beats it s not the filmmaker at his very best but working in experimentation in a commercial medium ends up working to his advantage it s got a neat little message and lots of cool adventure ,1
blackwater valley exorcism is a movie about a possessed young girl do i need to describe any more of the plot to you the exorcist and the exorcism of emily rose are two terrific terrifying movies classics imo blackwater valley exorcism bve is not not by a long shot it s certainly not as terrible as a low budget copy of the exorcist could have been from start to finish it has the feel of a made for sci fi channel production it s one of those movies that will probably be spoofed and ridiculed on mystery science theater or a similar show br br the make up and effects were absolutely laughable the acting was horrendously bad there was not a single performance that didn t lead to me rolling my eyes or giggling oh except maybe for jeffery re animator combs as the sheriff the script wasn t that terrible but it certainly wasn t anything special br br it seems like through most of the movie everyone is more focused on who is sleeping with who than they are with the demon possessed girl in the other room oh there was something i learned from this movie apparently if your teenage daughter is possessed by a demon then all you have to do is lock them in the room c mon and if your daughter is possessed don t worry too much because all it does it make them talk in funny voices eat rabbits try to stare you down and put fog machines in their bed other than that there is nothing to worry about apparently she was possessed with a low budget d list demon br br there was none of the ghastly deeds done by a list demons like crucifix intercourse painful body distortions or even projectile vomiting br br totally laughable movie not worth even a discount rental br br out of ,0
i know it s not original but what the hey what else can be said about it i feel unutterably silly just paying any attention at all to from hell it came the movie makes the important political and social issue of fallout from atmospheric atomic tests seem a matter for joking and dismissal not the concern and alarm being raised by scientists all over the world at the time ,0
terror in the jungle is a real find if you saw it you re one of the few lucky ones it s hilarious br br the story is about an airplane crashing in the middle of the south american jungle the crash scene has to be seen to be believed everyone dies in the crash or they re subsequently eaten alive by crocodiles only a young blonde boy survives a nearby tribes brings the kid to their village and they all males venerate him because of his golden hair i kid you not at the end there s a lot of wrestling between the natives and the man on the search for any survivors of the downed airplane all the while the kid sits on a throne and his blond hair is surrounded by a golden halo and he cries nonstop it s a hoot br br very obscure and contains very questionable subtexts a must if you re into obscure it s so bad it s good movies ,0
i am astounded that so many people find this film even close to good let me make it clear that i am a huge hitchcock fan and went out of my way to own as many of his films on video as i could but this one i felt was so below par not only for hitch s films aw heck i m being far too nice here this pictured really sucked i don t care that hitch did a favor for the very talented carole lombard but i have seen s sitcoms with more cleverness and style than this boring turkey chemistry between lombard and robert montgomery listne i like mashed potatoes and ice cream but i wouldn t want to taste them together i have seen better chemistry in chemical spills on th highway than here br br if you really love hitchcock avoid this film and see any one of his better ones for crying out loud the bits hitch did on the old tv show were funnier than anything this film fails miserably to deliver ,0
first of all this was not a three hour movie two hours ten minutes last time i checked commercials aren t actually part of a movie perhaps though it should ve been a two parter for a total of about hours yeah would have gotten more in been able to explore some more emotion overall though it was an interesting look into the lives of lucy and desi i watch i love lucy from time to time and love it but never have i read or seen a biography never knew anything about their lives off the screen because of this movie i do now but i m not so sure that s a good thing everything here no one really needed to know this was essentially a movie that didn t need to be made but it was made and the reason is because lucy desi are still such huge stars and certain people in american society feel that the rest of society needs to know all about our tv and movie stars that is definitely so not true and very very sad br br anyway what was shown here in lucy was pretty good two complaints the actress who played viv vance not great casting at all and the switch from madeline zima to rachel york uhhh like lucy had plastic surgery and all of a sudden she s a whole new person that wasn t too great but the story went on and focused on the rocky relationship between lucy desi no the kids were not shown very much at all and that wasn t necessarily a drawback to this movie because like i said this focused mainly just on lucy desi had there been more time had the story been more about lucy s entire life then maybe the kids woulda been there more but they weren t so we got to see the likes of gable lombard red skelton and buster keaton very briefly instead wow that was one thing about this story that i thought was really cool his presence and influence in lucy s life really neat and it s too bad that wasn t explored more oh well what was explored was done well for the most part honestly i don t think i ll ever watch this again and i don t think this movie ll be that memorable for someone who digs i love lucy but isn t an enormous lucille ball fan this should be an interesting watch my grade for this b,1
i read the above comment and cannot believe it of course its a children s movie its an adaptation of a children s book this film is easy to get a hold of try play com or amazon and its very easy to gain a copy the jokes are hilarious for kids and adults alike and the adventure is clean with no violence its completely suitable for children of all ages the songs are fab and yes a little repetitive but thats what children need and whilst watching it my little ones were heard singing hi hi cocalorum all night they loved it a story of innocence and friendship very lovely and well worth watching for kids and adults of all ages ,1
if you like bad movies and you must to watch this one here s a good one not quite as funny as the first but much lower quality a must see for fans of jack frost as well as anyone up for a good laugh at the writing ,0
wow this movie is amazing it is such an excellent film has some sick scenes not nearly as sick as terror firmer or citizen toxie some nudity and this was the penis monster s debut on film this has set the scene for many of troma s movies this is a very tromatic film it mixes comedy romance and my favorite horror gore not that much gore in this flick but enough to satisfy this is the best adaption of shakespeare s romeo and juliet much better than any other version they make it so entertaining and fun to watch and we have debbie rochon hehe i like her all i have to say is this is a great film very funny and lemmy is a good host for it the acting is good and kaufman directs stylishly as always must see for all troma fans ,1
walker texas ranger is one of the worst shows produced in the past years the script for james jimmy trivette walker s sidekick is about as pathetically written of a part as wesley crusher on star trek tng and is played with about as much conviction br br on this show people don t respond the way people respond to things in real life everyone is polarized everyone is either a completely good guy or a completely bad guy unless walker himself has a minute talk with them and then they change instantly that s not how life works that s not how people are this show doesn t take place in this reality br br the plot lines are about as realistic as murder she wrote a show where an arrogant old lady can just walk into people s houses without them getting angry and she can demand that police officers do what she wants and they bend over backwards for her with walker everyone on the show including the bad guys act like he s the sort of hero that myths and fairy tales are made of and time itself bends to his whim the lines that sometimes come out of people s mouths on this show are beyond ridiculous it s as if the scriptwriter for the part of wesley crusher for the serious parts and the scriptwriter for bob saget s funniest home videos for the humor parts got together and wrote all the scripts for this show br br this show is for people who think that good always prevails over evil it s for the elderly it s for wishful thinkers it s for people who want to be guaranteed to always have a happy ending it s for people who want to drift away into oblivion it s for people whose drug of choice is their television br br i cringe every time i see even a commercial for this show my opinion is that it is the worst show to be on television in the last years br br i used to like chuck norris but this show has forever tainted him in my mind i can t even watch his older movies without thinking of this show ,0
a powerfully wonderful movie you are held in a death grip once you let yourself get involved with the story a successful dentist alan johnson don cheadle is torn in a life crisis of balancing his career with his family he notices his former college roommate charlie fineman adam sandler and wants to touch base he finds that charlie who lost his wife and family in the attack on america is no longer in touch with reality choosing to involve his mind with his favorite music from the past and video games the former roommates rekindle their friendship and strengthen their former bond johnson has his friend angela oakhurts liv tyler a psychiatrist to try and bring charlie out of his grief but it is alan that accomplishes in getting his friend to emerge from his deep darkness jada pinkett smith plays johnson s wife writer and director mike binder plays the role of charlie s attorney guardian also in the cast saffron burrows donald sutherland adell modell and robert klein outstanding soundtrack featuring the likes of bruce springsteen graham nash pear jam and the pretenders br br note i have never been a sandler fan but i found him outstanding in this role in some of the scenes i thought out loud why has he never been approached to play singer songwriter bob dylan in a biopic ,1
tumbling doll of flesh aka niku daruma and psycho the snuff reels this was on my want list for quite a while and then i finally scored a copy on ebay a while back it s never been on dvd and what i got from ebay was a very good quality dvd r which i m quite satisfied with the movie is i believe the most extreme example of torture porn with an emphasis on porn a woman responds to an ad for a porn movie and goes with the producer to a place where it is filmed the porn is definitely real with the annoying japanese pixelation to try and hide the hardcore shots without much success most of the time after the porn movie is shot and the actress is ready to leave she gets clubbed over the head with a baseball bat and taken back to the room and savagely dismembered in slow shots and in one of the most disgusting scenes the male porn guy screws her in an open wound in her chest this is after both legs have been severed her arm and a few other niceities this movie outdoes the guinea pig series by a long shot in fact they are not even close to the realism although cheap gore effects shown in this movie this is indeed one of the best fake snuff films i have ever seen if not the best now i must warn you that if you are not into this stuff you should stay far far away this movie is very strong and with the real sex it is in a very sick way erotic to an extent and i mean in a very sick way but wherever you come down on this subject material this movie brings the goods home and i would definitely recommend you seek it out after reading about the movie i was expecting something very strong but it exceeded that by a bunch ,1
 captain corelli s mandolin is a fantastic film in itself it is nothing like the book which may disapoint its ardent followers yet viewed on it s own the film is a masterpiece the views are spectacular and the acting isn t too bad either nicolas cage was brilliant so different from his usual action hero type characters penelope cruz is superb and really holds the film together i think that this film has to be judged as an indivdual project not related to the book louis de bernieres gave up rights to the film script so the film is an interpretation of the director john maddon go and see this film with an open mind you ll love it because underneath is the touching story of love and war ,1
surely one of the most ill advised remakes of a classic in film history – especially since the promise of its tag line “the most beautiful woman of our time in the most erotic adventure of all time” isn’t even properly exploited although this film was regularly shown on tv in my neck of the woods since my childhood days its notoriety for awfulness not erotic content mind you kept me away from it until now – and i only relented because i have recently enjoyed bo derek’s previous film and have been watching a lot of fantasy stuff as well over the christmas period br br lead actress producer bo derek is rather ridiculous playing the schoolgirl ish sexual innocent witness the inept banana scene and as was to be expected she is made to get her clothes off a few times but as welcome as these scenes were she came off as far more sensual in than she does here richard harris then chews the scenery incessantly as jane’s obsessed explorer father but john philip law barely registers as his aide who meekly shows some initial interest in jane herself newcomer miles o’keeffe has the title role and he only makes his entrance minutes into the movie is completely silent throughout except for his famous yodel which is probably lifted from johnny weissmuller anyway and furthermore is as inexpressive as one of the trees he dangles from at regular intervals throughout the film’s second half for the record he later starred in two ator movies or would be conan imitators for joe d’amato and the king arthur era set sword of the valiant br br when still an actor director john derek who also serves as his own cinematographer here had worked with some good film makers cecil b de mille william dieterle and robert rossen and a few great ones otto preminger nicholas ray and don siegel but he clearly learned zilch from them as his direction of this one is a major liability appallingly pretentious at times witness the perfectly horrid python attack sequence with a senseless overuse of the slow motion technique and cheesy transitions this was derek’s seventh film as a director and his second of four with wife bo and eventually he would only get to make two more br br the film’s utter failure only needs to be gauged by the fact that the tarzan legend was tackled once more on film – in greystoke the legend of tarzan lord of the apes which surprisingly enough i haven’t watched myself yet – a mere three years later nominated for six razzie awards including john derek richard harris and miles o’keeffe and winning one for bo derek herself tarzan the ape man was co written by gary goddard the future director of another highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing transposition to the silver screen of a this time animated heroic figure master of the universe which i will be revisiting presently as well yay despite a charming closing credit sequence showing tarzan and jane playing with around with an orang utan and a music score that is not half bad actually and quite rousing on occasion any belated good intentions are defeated by an extremely silly climax involving natives painting bo completely white and fatally john derek’s clear disinterest in the character of tarzan himself which makes him come off as an unimportant supporting character in his own self titled movie ,0
with an interesting premise in the conflicts between europeans and indigenous peoples sometimes the battle lines were not so clear this should have been a good film but the story is sabotaged by the director s overriding infatuation with his own cleverness twinned with a very poor script br br yes the natural setting is beautiful and yes the movie is authentic to its th century historical setting but the filmmaker keeps gilding the lily over and over again adding layer upon layer of over the top musical accompaniment not to mention a completely unnecessary voice over to the soundtrack that ultimately overwhelm the viewer and by calling attention to themselves take away from the story br br to me it was clear the director with his microscopic closeups and the endless recurrence of the musical motif of danny boy of all things was trying to make a new zealand version of an epic sergio leone film something on the order of once upon a time in the west but given the earnestness of the story most of leone s westerns were tongue in cheek not to mention that it s no longer he succeeds in making a parody of one br br too bad ,0
wallace gromit the curse of the were rabbit voices peter salis ralph fiennes helena bonham carter br br fantastic feats of clay wallace gromit save the day crackin good entertainment br br nick park the creator of the animated team of wallace gromit is a genius his painstaking art in the form of plasitcine claymation is a unique process involving literally thousands of hours it takes roughly an hour work day to contribute minutes of action to a film this foray into feature length storytelling took years in making his lovable master loyal dog team take form is finally on the big screen in the duo s first full length motion picture and it s cracklin good to coin a phrase from wallace s usual reply to all things good br br park who co directed with steve box and co wrote with mark burton and bob baker sends up the horror genre in this rollickingly funny and swift paced action comedy with the geeky inventive wallace voiced by british vet thespian salis and his mute yet loyal and sharper minded mutt gromit all furrowing eyebrows and mouth less insouciance have devised a service to their community pest control anti pesto as they are known for the upcoming giant vegetable festival that has the entire town in the mood for all things vegetative a gigante and the biggest pesk are troublesome rabbits eating the crunchy goods wallace s inventive mind has created a vacuum container that is quick efficient and more importantly harmless to the cute vermin that plague the estate of lady campanula tottington voiced by bonham carter making a fast break to be the first lady of stop motion animation what with her earlier turn in corpse bride a few weeks ago who is housing the competition and is a love interest for the nerdy wallace br br the only fly in the ointment is vainglorious bombastic loud mouth and jerk victor quartermaine voiced by fiennes his first attempt in the animated arts coming across as a patrick stewart lunged braggard with hilarious results a badly toupeed wearing macho moron who is plotting to marry lady tottington for her riches while he is a chief competitor to w g s humane attempts by resorting to his trusty guns and nasty bulldog br br to add insult to injury the duo are facing a terrible plight in the form of a huge were rabbit the titular monster a nice nod to both universal and hammer horror flicks that is terrorizing the village and devouring every veggie in sight the two set out to trap and dispose of the creature but there is more than meets the eye as things progress br br relentlessly funny and with such amazing elastic and kinetic energy to his wonderful clay counterparts park and box have created a truly magical and highly entertaining film with so much amazingly detailed production design to their little world that it may take more than one screening to absorb just how much effort in their blood sweat and tears have gone into making this instant classic for children of all ages br br wallace the cheese loving balding inventor could easily be homer simpson s uk cousin with his rotund body and constant knack for getting things wrong while attempting to do the right thing his heart is in the right place but his head is in the clouds his sweet crush for lady tottington resembling a pre plastic surgery carol burnett who is a head taller than our hero will perhaps remind those of their first unrequited love with a smile of awkward admission his rube goldberg like gift for making the complicated into ease is inspired lunacy that fans will recall from the earlier shorter films the wrong trousers a close shave and a grand day out br br but it is in my opinion the wise silent and long suffering gromit his poached egg eyes of slow burns and disbelief at what is transpiring is one of the best animated characters ever created with such an amazing arsenal of exasperated mouthless expressions and subtle nuances that most live action actors would kill to accomplish in the attempt of conveying dismay concern grief genuine surprise and relief his final chase – a signature of the immensely popular comic team – is ingeniously set and quickly improvised especially his literal dog fight with the equally soundless bulldog with tenacity wit and a chuck jones fueled smartness that would have bruce willis and arnold schwarzenegger green with envy br br wallace and gromit match the best of laurel hardy abbott costello and any other classic comedy team that comes to mind here s hoping their longevity continues on screen for just as long as their predecessors the waiting is most eager ,1
jameson parker and marilyn hassett are the screen s most unbelievable couple since john travolta and lily tomlin larry peerce s direction wavers uncontrollably between black farce and roman tragedy robert klein certainly think it s the former and his self centered performance in a minor role underscores the total lack of balance and chemistry between the players in the film normally i don t like to let myself get so ascerbic but the bell jar is one of my all time favorite books and to watch what they did with it makes me literally crazy ,0
this is one of my favorites betty white and leslie neilson sparkle in this romantic comedy one is a business executive who re evaluates life based on the expectation of her death within a year the other is a playboy who has tired of gold digging young women and seeks a relationship with a vital mature woman if you ve got silver in your hair and or romance in your heart microwave the popcorn curl up with your honey and prepare yourself for a treat ,1
i ve barely just made it through one episode crouch end the dialog was stilted and down right cringe worthy the acting was tragic eion bailey despite his best attempts to be dramatic remains mostly expressionless his eyebrows hint at a recent botox treatment claire forlani could have just as easily been playing the damsel in distress in a silent movie the characters were cartoons each playing their stereotypical cog in the plot mostly random meandering plot cheesy special effects can be excused given the tv miniseries budget but attempts to create suspense and surprise through distracting cinematography added to the unwatchability i get the feeling that the ending was supposed to be witty and surprising but it was lame and had little to do with the rest of the story if i had to compare it s overall quality to something else i d put this episode of nightmares and dreamscapes on par with the nbc s hercules ,0
 phantasm of was a highly atmospheric creepy scary and very original horror flick and in one word cult the first sequel of was gory witty action packed and highly entertaining after the first sequel however phantasm creator don coscarelly apparently lacked new ideas phantasm iii lord of the dead of is certainly not a complete failure it even is quite entertaining but there is no more originality and the desperate attempts to bring in something new are at times tiresome which makes it quite disappointing in comparison to its predecessors br br spoilers br br quite in the beginning we are introduced the secret behind the mysterious sentinel spheres the brain sucking flying silver balls is unraveled thenceforward a number of unnecessary and annoying new characters such as tim a home alone style little kid who happens to be great at shooting an rocky a tough and super cool nunchaku swinging black chick with a crew cut are introduced the film also has its qualities reggie bannister is again very cool as the pony tailed guitar playing reggie angus scrimm is still quite creepy as the tall man but the fact that the tall man talks a lot more in this film makes him loose some of his creepiness the character of mike is played by a michael baldwin again he had been replaced by james legros in part which in my opinion doesn t make much of a difference the gore also keeps the film interesting enough to watch but it is still a disappointment especially because the attempts to make up for the lack of ideas get annoying quite quickly br br all things considered phantasm iii is an acceptable time waster but it is definitely disappointing compared to its predecessors fans of the first two phantasm films can give it a try but i recommend not to set your expectations too high ,0
what a stunning episode for this fine series this is television excellence at its best the story takes place in and it s beautifully filmed in black white almost a film noir style with its deep shadows and stark images this is a story about two men who fall in love but i don t want to spoil this it is a rare presentation of what homosexuals faced in the s in america written by the superb tom pettit and directed by the great jeannot szwarc we move through their lives their love for each other and their tragedy taking on such a sensitive issue makes this episode all the more stunning our emotions are as torn and on edge as the characters chills ran up my spine at the end when they played bob dylan s gorgeous ah but i was so much older then i m younger than that now as sung by the byrds this one goes far past a and all the way to the stars beautiful ,1
winchester gets credit from many critics for bringing back the western after wwii director anthony mann must get a lot of credit for his excellent direction jimmy stewart does an excellent job but i think stephen mcnalley and john mcintire steal the movie with their portrayal of two bad guys involved in a high stakes poker game with the treasured winchester going to the winner this is a good script with several stories going on at the same time look for the first appearance of rock hudson as young bull thank god with in a few years we would begin to let indians play themselves in western films the film is in black and white and was shot in tucson arizona i would not put winchester in the category of stagecoach high noon or shane but it gets an above average recommendation from me br br ,1
this movie was so bad outdated and stupid that i had rough times to watch it to the end i had seen this rodney guy in natural born killers and i thought he was funny as hell in it but this movie was crap the jokes weren t funny actors weren t funny anything about it wasn t even remotely funny don t waste your time for this only positive things about this were the beautiful wives and molly shannon who i m sure tried her best but the script was just too awful that s why i rated it instead of but it s definitely one of the worst films i ve ever seen ,0
basically the movie might be one of the most mesmerizing titles made by either of the two scotts ridley and tony let s make it straight the movie deserved its hype as one of the most stylish actioner thriller ever made br br when it comes to disgruntled tragic heroes denzel washington and tony scotts really make a perfect duo both this movie and deja vu are better thrillers you can expect washington really got very comfortable in the shaky cameras and every executing scenes in the movie one would easily be related to his character s emotions therefore enjoyed all the killings on the road it s a success that they created a super dark mexico city with a lot of shits happening one would be easily convinced by the extent of corruption depicted in man on fire i don t know what would the mexicans think when they watch this br br well let s face it again it s among the best of the death wish genre but it also suffered from extensive amount of violence it s a bit annoying that they justify the actions of a vigilante by making the movie very realistic and let denzel washington play the missing sheep type of tragic hero in the end they even had the kidnapper shot in his own swimming pool like a documentary i was checking on imdb if the movie was based on real events for that so that s for your consideration if you also finds the movie s theme is a little bit phony br br at the end i hope one would not take this movie for real br br for art direction editing cinematographic denzel washington ,1
a wonderfully quirky film with enough twists for a sack of pretzels parker posey plays fay grim as a sexy vulnerable loving mother who may or may not be what she seems the story is very tongue in cheek and the dialog skillfully understated hints of humor and intrigue neither of which overpower the characterization posey pulls off so well the supporting cast is stellar the downside this film needs your full attention almost to the point of stopping the film and taking notes posey has more sex appeal in her lifting of an eyebrow than most actresses have in their entire body she s worth your time even if you don t understand the denouement ,1
 tourist trap is a genuinely spooky low budget horror film that will surely satisfy horror fans it contains extremely strange atmosphere and there are some quite unnerving moments of total dread and fear some scenes are downright bizarre for example there is one scene when chuck connors sits down to have dinner with a mannequin that comes to life and starts conversing with him before its head falls off there is very little gore but the violence is quite strong for pg rated horror film the mannequins look very sinister and the climax is horrifying david schmoeller returned to make several other genre films including crawlspace puppet master and netherworld still tourist trap is definitely his best horror film so if you want to be scared give this little gem a look br br rated pg for brief nudity violence and profanity ,1
i know some people think the movie is boring but i disagree it is a biography of a very complex and extraordinary person i liked the characters in the film and think that leaving parts of archie s life a mystery captured his humanity i don t think the purpose of a good biography should be the detailing of someone s life but rather the complexities and relationships that make them interesting and what is more fascinating than someone so successfully reinventing themselves men become what they dream you have dreamed well good job to lord attenborough i also wanted to mention that nathaniel arcand really stood out to me as a charismatic actor and i hope to see him in more films ,1
i had an uncle who committed suicide after serving in vietnam because of mental problems he experienced after coming back so when i saw part of this movie one night on a pay for view channel i was intrigued i wanted to know what my uncle went through and felt as he got ready for vietnam i went out and rented this movie and i have to say it is the most heart wrenching film i have ever seen i bought the dvd immediately after renting it the way it pulls you in so many different directions emotionally is something i ve never experienced with any other film as far as vietnam subject films go i think it is the best one although platoon runs a close second besides all of that i think it is also colin farrell s best performance as an actor i like him in most of his movies but in this one he was incredible i gave this a rating because it is one of my top five favorite movies ,1
i am not a very good writer so i ll keep this short world at war is the best wwii documentary that i ve seen i ve seen different wwii documentaries not only english north american and this documentary seems to be the most complete wwii documentary that i ve seen i think it could talk a bit more about the great depression and why how hitler got to power but it does a very good job at covering the war it seems to be complete and objective fair to everyone it does not exaggerate or diminish roles of different nations it has a lot of original footage including color footage and many eye witnesses it was made in s when a lot more were alive it has great music and narrator all in all i gave this one because it s that good i haven t seen specials in dvd version so i cannot comment on those ,1
lupin sets off for morocco looking for a legendary treasure his only clue is an interesting jewel that an old man gave him it s a nice different location for lupin with the desert and that hot exotic feel br br one interesting thing about this movie is that jigen has a much smaller role than usual generally being in a different place than lupin on one hand their classic dynamic together is missed but it is a change of pace plus this way lupin can focus on the ladies br br fujiko rules in this throughout the entire feature she is seducing lupin and us viewers then there s lara the damsel of this particular tale and she s quite likable this one has more nudity than any other lupin anime which is a fun distinction to have br br there s a very entertaining effeminate ninja guy who s the best villain in this and naturally he has some great fighting with goemon as well as some fun scenes with fujiko inspector zenigata of course is also on a warpath here in fine form br br pretty much this is a smooth ride with lupin the plot is average and there are some slow spots but all in all this movie is a real pleasure enjoy ,1
this was a pathetic movie the alien was decent but the movie itself gave a new meaning to pitiful the plot is something that s been done over and over again however this one does it the worst the acting was c p the scenes were often too dark to get what was going on no one developed any concern for the main character the movie was far too slow paced and the murder scenes that there were were foolishly crafted and ended up looking no more interesting than the rest of the movie there are some movies which suck but can still be enjoyed because of there total outrageousness but this doesn t even have that whoever made this film thought that they could make something good and they failed miserably there is nothing this movie has to offer except a headache avoid it ,0
taken in the context of the time it was made i found this a worthwhile movie while the details may be dramatized the overall history was a nice primer in addition i found spotting actors i knew a real pleasure who would imagine ben cartwright as a dastardly cad i ll leave the rest of the star spotting to you as to the secondary casting this movie as one would expect from a movie made in the late thirties has many an enjoyable character actor but top kudos to andrew jackson s right hand man peavey the perfect touch of comedy well shot with beautiful ships and competent acting throughout out i recommend this for anyone with a taste for the slightly camp or an eye for a double period piece set at the dawn of america and made in a period when great names and top notch character actors were a real pleasure to enjoy ,1
the delivery of some very humorous rude lines by pierce brosnan is alone worth the price of admission he plays a kind of james bond s psycho twin brother separated at birth no doubt as an intense hit man his character is very sexual but even better very funny add the kind hearted uber likable american guy next door greg kinnear to set up contrast the myriad locations vivid colors and quick witted humor provide great entertainment hope davis is well cast as the gem of a wife but the focus of the film is on the two fellows a new odd couple and that s the part that works very well have a great probably r rated laugh and look for the places where the story goes a little deeper ,1
i was five when the show made its debut in and at a later point was a regular viewer i remember that i really enjoyed the show along with leave it to beaver my three sons ozzie and harriet dick van dyke reruns of i love lucy the real mccoys etc i am now enjoying the first season of donna reed on dvd and have watched the first two episodes donna stone is shown to be an intelligent well mannered problem solving serene stay at home mom similar to june cleaver and in contrast to lucy ricardo in episode i especially like how ms reed becomes a surrogate dad trading in her dress for sweats and boxing gloves while teaching her son how to defend himself physically against a much larger bully while none of the mothers in the neighborhood i grew up in including my own exactly met the idealistic standards portrayed by ms reed it is refreshing to see good manners and intelligent decision making prevail at the end of the day in contrast to today s accepted standards of vulgarity selfishness and indifference among one s neighbors i cannot imagine jeff and mary stone being told by their parents that trespassing in their neighbors yards is okay leaving a dog outside to bark all day is acceptable or telling their mother to shut up in a supermarket in front of everyone ,1
this gundam series only follows gundam stardust memory the story takes place during the same time line as the original gundam in the year u c the time of the one year war but the mobile suits are designed as new models are and are as a result look more articulate the hero of the story is a young lt shiro amada who may lack any real combat experience but makes up for it with creativity and effort br br his life get complicated when he meets aina sahalin a jion ace pilot the enemy the to end up falling in love and begin to change their attitudes about the war around them the other cast of characters in the story are not there for background either every one in this story has a history to them br br there is also another ace mobile suit pilot in this series that can be added into the pantheon of ace mobile suit pilots right up there with char aznable and anavel gato is norris packard not the top villain in this series but his presence give the th mobile suit team a hard fight of them against norris and his single ms b gouf custom mobile suit br br in conclusion this gundam along with stardust memory is a must see br br ,1
i don t know how people can watch this the only people who enjoy watching this are those who have no feelings and emotions and enjoy watching people die houses burn down car crashes babies die and cast members being killed off every week its the most absurd thing on television and i still don t know how it pulls in the ratings its so depressing i can imagine the writers sitting down and saying so who shall we kill of next week then or whose house shall we torch in a months time br br its the most depressing absurd and most stupid thing on tv at the moment and i cant understand peoples motives for watching this depressing pile of crap anymore,0
this is one of those movies that you and a bunch of friends sit around drinking beers eating pizza and laugh at unfortunately for me i found myself watching this one alone my friends and i rented a big block of movies and never got around to seeing this one it was due back and i figured that it was a waste not to watch it so i did and i was impressed at how absolutely terrible this movie is br br now i love bad movies quite a bit and i probably would have liked this one if the hero wasn t so utterly loathsome the entire movie i was hoping that he d put that stupid sword down and let someone kill him he does very little heroic things in the movie he s a beefy disgusting stupid thing he has less redeeming qualities than the villains do and what was it with all the naked chicks i mean i love naked chicks just as much as the next guy but this movie went a tad overboard in that department br br well anyway if you love bad movies and can stand a disgusting hero then i m sure you ll like this schlock of a film ,0
this movie is awful at the end of it you will realize that several hours have been stolen from your life that you can t get back the twist ending is very contrived the character development leading up to this ending is not consistent with their final actions at the conclusion ninety minutes of preparation with the premise that the rob lowe character will die on christmas eve is explained away in literally ninety seconds of no we were just tricking you then the rob lowe character is not even upset about it i will forgive you if you can forgive me is as upset as he gets if someone took weeks to convince me i was about to die and then said no sorry just fooling you i would raise some serious hell i don t feel bad about giving away the spoiler because i might be able to save some of you out there from watching please save yourself and don t watch this movie ,0
before starting to watch the show i ve heard it was great and aesthetically very interesting what a deception the scripts are so dumb that i am quite sure the authors are son and grandson of scoobidoo writers and what about the sfx and colors they are so extreme that it is painful to watch colors are not saturated they are over saturated like scripts are overwritten and show is overrated this show is like a bad pie in which a child would have put only sugar and butter thinking that because these ingredients are the best they are sufficient unfortunately for this show the only two ingredients of this show are finally vacuity and a total lack of credibility ,0
this is one of the best episodes of doctor who ever we have the cybermen the cyber conversion units may scare young children and of coarse the doctor doing one of his best acts bravo david tennant good scenes as if it was a movie with thrilling scenes in some streets an invasion on the cyberman s base and leaving the world different to ours basically a minute movie br br being part of rise of the cybermen this would never disappoint with it having a great build up to the final br br the doctor plus an evil enemy daleks cybermen master sontarans davros autons or even macra is a battle to the death just be careful with young children watching this ,1
before i start let me say that i fully believe in god i believe in heaven and in hell kay now that thats out of the way i just wanna say that what in the world do these morons that call themselves hosts think they are doing the last time i checked a host doesn t discriminate spew hatred filled rants on tv or try to shove their own beliefs down every unfortunate soul that ventures onto the channel all of these that crazy idiotic conservitive bible thumping fred phelps lover pat robertson does daily i am all for free speech but since when does that cover a guy who pretty much says that if you venture off his ideal way of life you are right away sent to hell this is just a perfect example of why religion is the cause of soooo many problems one day in my class room we had a substitute teacher in so we decided to watch some tv since the teach didn t give us any work and we against many of us s will watched s club and of course that jerk pat was on ranting and raving about the bible and he said simon along the lines of god says homosexuality is a sin and i actually heard a kid go hmm i guess he s right wtf seriously if the host is trying to make people think that someone else s sexual orientation is a huge sin then they seriously need to take that host duct tape them and throw them off of a cruise liner in the middle of the arctic ,0
a colleague from work told me to watch this movie since he considered this movie to be one of the best movies ever so i did watch it first i have to admit that i dislike mainstream movies and prefer to watch movies with a real meaning br br and this is the point why i dislike this movie it doesn t have any meaning it s just a combination of funny stupid boring entertaining absurd and thrilling pieces br br at first i thought that this movie could be a real mystery thriller as the german packaging read but the movie was too mysterious for me br br david lynch may be able to make a combination of the most different images but the composition tastes to me as awfull as a combination of milk with beer both for themselves are pretty good but together ,0
if you are one of the people who finds according to jim great television comedy this is going to rock your world and might i add kudos for proving that good talent good writing and a charismatic star are all you really need on any network other than abc which prefers to air crap like jim belushi s show year after year br br k is a big steaming brown german shepherd sized thank you for all of the geniuses who loved the first movie it s exactly what fans of that film and the lesser belushi deserve jim s comedic chops and choice in projects are never far behind his ability to butcher a blues standard look for him to try to showcase all of his diverse lacks of talent into every project he hurls at the public like a surly zoo chimpanzee br br if you enjoy jim s work this movie is your reward ,0
end of days starts off pretty well arnie plays a down and out cop a very similar character to riggs in lethal weapon and the story looks like a kind of serial killer action thriller that will be good entertainment br br sadly it fails to deliver arnie is as good as we we have come to expect but as for gabriel byrne i expect him to chose his roles more carefully than this cast as the devil this is probably the weakest portrayal of the lord of darkness ever br br this movie gets a little too daft for me and the end sequence aside from being very weak is visually one of the worst i ve seen in recent years cgi is have been better than this since the early nineties br br quite simply not good enough watch it if you have too but don t expect too much cause it won t deliver ,0
i guess this movie is a fitting tribute to the first superman film as it is just as crummy and painfully long as the original br br after an opening scene consisting solely of murky intergalactic visuals the credits pay homage to the even crummy looking for their time futuristic sweeping credits of the original superman film br br then there is some more murky stuff ma kent sees some kind of murky ruckus on the farm and spends a good portion of my life slowly walking up to some debris in the cornfield then superman sneaks up on her and faints br br next we catch up with lex luthor in a scene about many murky close ups of an old lady as she dies we don t see luthor s face until the end of the scene an early instance of the film s drive to leave no hackneyed stone unturned lex luthor is a guy who doesn t like superman because he is not human also he probably doesn t like humans either as the movie occasionally features some kind of plot about lex luthor planning to kill most of earth s population br br after a while clark kent shows up back at his old job i forgot to mention he had been away on a five year trip where nothing happened then he finds out lois lane has an illegitimate kid and is dating cyclops it upsets him so much that he loses control of his super strength to such an extent that he accidentally breaks a picture frame br br at this point we see that miss lane is on some kind of jet attached to some kind of space shuttle it is some kind of important event on account of it is on television then we learn that there are people in a control room monitoring this event there are also people watching it on television and there are pilots in the cockpit the film then reminds us that these people are involved by cutting between them for most of the summer br br as the events leading up to the inevitable disaster started to build i excused myself to get a soda i accidentally walked back into the wrong theater and watched that movie about al gore showing slides in its entirety i tried to find my way back to superman returns but i somehow wandered into prairie home companion which i watched twice in a row then it was time to stop messing around br br i walked back into the first theater found my seat and looked up to see that the impending lois lane space shuttle disaster was almost upon us still it seemed to be taking forever so i wandered around the theater met a girl got married raised a son and sent him off to college while attending my son s medical school graduation i remembered that i should probably check in on superman returns so i excused myself and raced back to the theater only to learn there was no need to hurry it still took about another half hour before things went wrong for space shuttle lane when they did superman saved everybody which was pretty cool br br and then there is a a subplot where superman turns really creepy and starts stalking lois lane and her family with his x ray vision and super hearing then he tries to get her to cheat on cyclops who seems like a good guy br br meanwhile lex luthor is involved in some kind of contest to display every possible generic villain behavior before the end of the movie i forgot to bring my scorecard home with me they give you one at the door but i think he scored damn close to one hundred percent i hope he wins the million dollars br br at this point things start to gear up for the big murky finale i think maybe the projector was broken on account of the movie seemed to be in some kind of loop for a while here i remember seeing murky things growing out of the water superman getting sick superman getting better back to the murky things he s sick again no wait he s okay again br br then lex luthor unleashed his final bad guy move yelling at his girlfriend a little bit br br then superman died and came back to life i thought the movie was over so i left br br ninety years later the nursing home where i lived felt a little chilly i realized i left my sweatshirt back in the theater and i went to retrieve it when i did i was slightly surprised to find that superman returns wasn t over yet i tried to ask some of the viewers what i missed but most of them were only skeletons with long gray beards by now br br i sat back in my old seat and watched as lois lane puttered around her house for a while then superman showed up and started quoting the beginning of the movie and since i already saw that part i thought it was okay to leave br br so that is my review of superman returns br br oh also if you like jokes about people eating dogs or jokes about one dog eating another dog you will love this movie on account of there are two jokes like that in it ,0
having decided some time ago to collect the films of billy bob thornton on the strength of class movies like sling blade a simple plan and the man who wasn t there amongst others it was inevitable that there would be the odd turkey in there what i didn t realise however was that there could be one this bad i ll give you an idea how incredibly poor this film is the funniest dialogue in it goes like this knock knock who s there the big stinking man the big stinking man who the big stinking man is you yes folks it really is that bad billy bob is only in it for about two minutes i guess he needed the work at that time in his career and the rest of the movie is painful for some reason though although it s undeniably awful i don t hate it that s probably because i save my ire for any high budget special effects laden junk like the fast and the furious and not a no budget flick like this one at a push ,0
this film came out years years ago and was a revelation even for people who knew something of the drag scene in new york the textbooks on drag performance say nothing of these vogueing houses anthony slide s great pretenders says nothing julian fleisher s the drag queens of new york an illustrated field guide with its flow chart of influence that pulls together julian eltinge minette the warhol queens and the s club scene and postdates the film ignores the houses completely even laurence senelick s the changing room the closest thing that we have to a definitive book on drag performance rushes quickly past the film and does not give the background information that one would have expected from it br br i understand from the film itself and various articles i found on the web that this house system goes back decades the major film performance by a house member prior to seems to be chrystal la beija in the queen the historical context is the biggest missing part of paris is burning br br the film is valuable because it focuses on a scene otherwise being ignored it is a valuable snapshot of life in the unfortunate fact that venus xtravaganza was murdered during filming provides a very dramatic ending but this is not the only film about transsexuals to include a real life murder as we now know dorian corey had a mummified corpse in her literal closet but this did not come out until three years later br br of historical importance but we still need someone to do either a book or a documentary film that provides more context ,1
silly movie is really really funny yes it s got its dead moments it can be a bit too obvious it declines a bit in the second half and the story is an incoherent mess but it s laugh out loud funny all the way and it s worth seeing just for ed mcmahon as a right wing kook this movie is in the same class as elvira mistress of the dark another incredibly funny underappreciated film ,1
i first saw all the rivers run on tv when i was a kid and loved it it was great seeing a mini series that was set and filmed in a place so close to home living fairly close to echuca i loved going to the historic port to see the paddle steamers the first one i ever had a ride on was the pevensy philadelphia in the movie i love how it takes its time to let the events unfold nothing feels rushed as most movies are today the acting was fantastic all the rivers run was perfectly cast and i just love the crew of the philadelphia mac is always amusing to watch with his trademark raw onion sandwich after a big night out easily deserves a out of and is one of my favorites mini series of all time along with the dirtwater dynasty ,1
a friend of mine once rented this thinking since peter fonda starred in it it couldn t be bad wrong it s bad as anything can be there is so much to laugh at and it s not the jokes for instance in one scene hawken walks into the forest and when he comes out he is suddenly wearing a completely different outfit where was the director s brain when he shot that scene probably the same place fonda s was when he agreed to do this flick it s truly a shame one has to see such a fine actor go dumb in this poor excuse for a film br br nobody s performance in this movie can be called acting jack elam is brought in just to bring up the star count here but all he does is looking startled in a very dark and awfully shot scene in some kind of bar not to mention the indians the girl was so godawful i wanted to shoot her just to end her misery and mine as well if i could give this a i would shame that mark doesn t exist here this truly reminds of a bad joke or an amateur footage made just for fun this should serve as a proof of how bad b movies can get ,0
i own a video store with hundreds of documentaries i have seen loads of them and love all of the great info out there only a small handful though even come close to offering info as important as this one i have been reading through other peoples reviews of this film and can t help but notice that the main things people are criticizing are irrelevant such as it is very one sided such a pathetic criticism every where in society that you look you will see the other side and if you still need help go to globalpublicmedia com it is the same people over and over uh one might be led to believe that these people are the experts so maybe they are the best people to interview filming style is all the same head shots with few exceptions if you want flash and dazzle watch micheal moore if you want info watch real docs such as this one as you can plainly see none of these complaints have any relevance to the information contained my guess is that these people are just missing the point and don t wanna give up there suv s br br my recommendation watch it learn from it and continue your education about such subjects it is very important stuff for everyone ,1
besides all of the technical mistakes br br how about a female flight attendant who s able to kill all by herself out of the terrorists including ex marines of whom without even using a gun then she lands the plane perfectly we re not talking about sigourney weaver or linda hamilton we re talking about a regular frightened yet very well composed flight attendant d how about the leader in charge of the assault rescue squad having a full proof according to the logic of the script plan of sleep gassing everyone and having someone from his team fly the plane only he decides at the spur of the moment to change plans and instead lead an attack on the terrorists guns blazing not knowing where the terrorists are or how many and not securing a position of advantage so that his whole team gets easily wiped out yeah that s using the old noggin only later to decide to use the sleep gas anyway and it turns out useless for all intensive purposes br br bad as this movie was though i couldn t stop myself from watching and wondering what next d i can t help but imagine all the excellent unemployed script writers thinking to themselves it s not fair lol d,0
storyline the film spanning odd hours covers in adequate details the happenings at the kargil sector near the loc in when the pakistani infiltrators had crossed the loc and had entered deep into the indian territory and the indian retaliation to know more about the story i would suggest readers to read the news items pertaining to kargil br br comment if one is looking for a formula story in this movie then one can be sure that it is absent loc is a story of pure sacrifice patriotism courage and lots and lots of bullets and blood the movie hall where i saw this film was full of whistles and cheers when the film shows indian bravery movie audience seemed similar to audiences like in an india vs pak cricket match br br watch the movie as a tribute to the army s sacrifice and for the characterization of the real life war heroes pvc honoured heroes who have sacrificed their lives so that we could see this day the movie has made a brilliant portrayal of the army who have battled all odds in rough weather conditions the film s negatives are that it is too stretched and the songs are extremely boring ,0
just got out and cannot believe what a brilliant documentary this is rarely do you walk out of a movie theater in such awe and amazement lately movies have become so over hyped that the thrill of discovering something truly special and unique rarely happens amores perros did this to me when it first came out and this movie is doing to me now i didn t know a thing about this before going into it and what a surprise if you hear the concept you might get the feeling that this is one of those touchy movies about an amazing triumph covered with over the top music and trying to have us fully convinced of what a great story it is telling but then not letting us in fortunetly this is not that movie the people tell the story this does such a good job of capturing every moment of their involvement while we enter their world and feel every second with them there is so much beyond the climb that makes everything they go through so much more tense touching the void was also a great doc about mountain climbing and showing the intensity in an engaging way but this film is much more of a human story i just saw it today but i will go and say that this is one of the best documentaries i have ever seen ,1
one of the reviewers here wrote good acting good special effects great br br location even better ending all i can say is ugh this movie was painful to watch let me start by saying this i am a christian considered extremely conservative by many people i know so what i am about to say is not biased by the br br christian content of the film i m not gonna bash it because it s christian i am gonna give it a because it s a horrible movie the writing is bad over the top way too preachy and much of the preachy stuff is just plain irrelevant to the story it just makes for bad scriptwriting whether i agree with the br br screenwriter s beliefs is irrelevant make a good script that flows well stays on track and is believable the acting was amateurish at best but hey when you cast amateurs you get br br amateur performances dirk been may have been on survivor but that show br br requires zero acting ability playing on his name and reputation to sell units is in bad taste cast unknowns who can act and you ll have a much better film the effects were horrible the scene with the hail and the subsequent falling of the stars was embarrassing to watch and what was so great about the ending it made no sense yeah i know what br br tim chey was going for but it missed the mark big time i bought this film and expected so much more based on reviews and the br br misinformation on their website and although i was hoping for more i got what i always get when i watch christian films an under budget poorly written pathetically acted badly produced piece of ka ka maybe someday someone will finally step up to the plate with an end times film as well written and as well made as gibson s passion was stars ,0
 this contains many many spoilers not that it matters since everything is so patently obvious br br oh my god where do i start well here this is the first time i have ever come home from a movie and said i have to get on imdb and write a review of this now it is my civic duty such is the badness of this flick br br begin digression but let me just state one thing before i start i m not some harvard art major film noir weenie in fact i went to the college at the other end of mass ave in cambridge the one where the actual smart people without rich daddies and trust funds go which should put me squarely in the nerd who would obsessively love comic book films census group and still i hated this film my viewing preference is for the highbrow cinematic oeuvre that includes the die hards bond flicks clerks and the grail i wish the titanic had never sunk not so much for the lives lost but so we wouldn t have been subjected to that dung heap of a film and the single and only reason i will watch a snooty french art film is if there is a young and frequently disrobed emmanuelle beart in it i even gave maximum overdrive one of its precious few s here on imdb for god s sake so i m as shallow as they come therefore i m not criticizing this film because i m looking for some standard of cinematic excellence it s because elektra stinks like a three week old dead goat end digression br br ok there s so much badness here that i have to try to categorize it here goes br br ms garner one of the compelling reasons a male would want to see this flick is to see lots of hot jgar i have no idea why my wife wanted to i think that between this and finding nemo the latter was the sexier film you know the red outfit she s advertised wearing in every freaking ad you see you see her in it twice once at the beginning once at the end bummer in the rest she basically looks like what morrissey would look like if he were a female lots of pouting and black clothes which brings me to the incredible range of expression jgar shows in her acting ranging from pouting all the way to pouting and crying oh my god you d think she was being forced to date ben affleck or something horrible like that um wait br br the bad guys gal they show about the same range of expression and acting ability that you d expect from a slightly overripe grapefruit at least next to jgar s performance it doesn t stand out too badly one guy s role is to stand there and be huge another s is to stand there and have stuff come out of him and the woman s role is to stand there and breathe on and or kiss people they manage to pull these incredible feats off the main bad guy has the most difficult role of all he has to simultaneously a appear angry and b appear asian he does a fine job at this i think there was a fifth bad guy gal but my brain is starting to block parts of this movie out in self defense br br plot twists this movie has about as many surprises as a speech at the democratic national convention let s just put it this way my wife who has only been in the u s for half a year and speaks only a small amount of english whispered this to me when the girl first appears in jg s pad and i swear to god i am not making this up she go to house to kill girl and father too and this is before the father has even appeared on the screen now my wife isn t stupid but she isn t being courted by mensa for her gifts either and she s had zero exposure to daredevil or the comic book genre and she figured this out in seconds with no prodding and no prior information such is the blatant obviousness of this film br br rarely before seen stupidity ok so there s this big dude in the film he can take a chestful of shotgun blast and brush off the shot like it s lint and he can take a vicious electra stab to the chest and just bend the metal or melt it or something more defenses kicking in thank god but jg jumps on his head and he explodes an achilles noggin ok such is the mind numbing stupidity of this film br br ack i m starting to feel a cerebral hemorrhage coming on so i have to stop but you have been warned if you have to intentionally slash your own tires to prevent yourself from going to see this movie do it and if armageddon is going to come please let it be before this comes out on dvd ,0
if there was a scale below it would get a following in the footsteps of godspell the acting if there was such a thing was atrocious the plot in shambles and rene russo was sickeningly sweet in her role enough to make a person retch ten thumbs down for a dumb movie saving grace kudos for era costuming ,0
no one said that in the big trail and i thought it would be a natural nevertheless this was one of the best westerns i have seen and i am a big fan of horses and gunsmoke movies the scope and feel of this picture is simply staggering and as someone mentioned in their comment it does have the feel of the camera triptych of napoleon nowadays the cost of the production and especially the cast of thousands would be prohibitive but raoul walsh got it done br br the cast was excellent although john wayne was better when he had no lines and just swaggered around in particular tyrone power sr was a perfect villain i had never seen him before and this was his only talking picture ian keith was a snake but el brendel is an acquired taste as the comic relief he can be funny or annoying but mostly the latter and he shows up at the most inappropriate times br br it is a bit too long and it took a while for the indians to show up but this is as close to a documentary on manifest destiny and as true to life as you will see and a must for movie fans regardless of genre preference by the time the settlers got to california i was exhausted ,1
yikes it was definitely one of those sleepless nights where i surfed the channels and bumped into this stinker of a movie for some of the names in the cast i d expect a much better movie i m almost embarrassed to see oscar winner f murray abraham being reduced to such a horrible part i hope the money was worth it and the students they talked about fencing like they were talking about survival in a war or through a horrible disaster i mean i ve fenced it s a fun sport but i ve never been that intense the only reason i even watched this entire movie was because the remote fell under the sofa and i was too lazy to get it back ,0
a young man kills a young woman for no reason the man s brother is jailed on charges that he was an accomplice but soon escapes upon escaping the seemingly innocent man kidnaps three victims and soon he ropes his girlfriend in on the plot if this isn t bad enough the situation quickly makes a downward spiral br br this film had some good aspects and many bad ones its strongest aspect was lead actress emily haack setting aside the fact she s nude in a fair amount of this film she presents herself as a decent actress and a very strong character i see no reason she cannot take this experience and somehow turn it into a career in some way i was convinced she was a ruthless individual br br also the makers of this film were very bold and pulled no punches graphic nudity both male and female coprophagia and extreme anal violence are not shied away from i like my horror films to push the boundaries a little bit and this one ignored them altogether gladly skipping towards gomorrah maybe it was too much but i think they achieved what they were looking for br br but now the negative aspects first and most noticeable this film is very low budget and the film quality shows this i can excuse that the plot was decent the acting fine and in some scenes the lower quality film actually made the movie more disturbing a more realistic feel so i won t scold them for having low grade equipment what i will scold them for is the use of poor choices in shots for no reason i can ascertain besides plumping the movie there is a large amount of footage of a cemetery i don t really know why and i frankly started dozing off at this point because it was so long and pointless br br i also take issue with the title the idea here was to deceive people into thinking this film had some connection to the classic i spit on your grave now there is a line that seems to imply the main character is the daughter of the woman from this other film and the themes are very loosely the same a woman getting revenge on men but there is no firm connection and the reason this title was chosen was for the video store customer to think they were getting a sequel this was deceptive and dishonest br br my last major complaint is that this plot makes no real sense not even a little bit a woman is killed in the beginning for no reason a prison escapee finds time to kidnap people to torture them for no reason because they wronged his girlfriend the same man goes from good to very evil without explanation likewise the female lead haack turns fro ma normal person to someone who is overly cruel and sadistic for no reason at all and against people who for the most part were only marginally mean to her a neighbor offering drugs for sex is wrong but by no means worth getting tortured for br br don t let this title fool you or the claims that the film is incredibly shocking yes some scenes were shocking but the vast majority of the film is dull and makes you want to take a nap if you see this in the video store or on netflix just keep browsing or rent it and we can sit around and vent about it for hours you have been warned ,0
 heaven can wait is a crushing bore and a candy coated misogynist lie i can t imagine anyone but film students sitting through it today don ameche is in almost every scene and while he has a mellifluous voice that no doubt contributed to his successful career in radio he doesn t have the charisma to carry this film ameche plays henry a womanizer lubitsch wants to make henry s sexual incontinence adorable and amusing and so he directs ameche to play the part as blandly as possible the combination of ameche s lack of charisma and lubitsch s insistence on blandness results in a lead character who is both deadly dull and completely icky you wouldn t want to spend any time with this man he d put you to sleep you wouldn t leave him alone with your daughter no matter her age something creepy would happen br br the movie s look is quite boring scene after scene consists of static overly lighted diorama style shots of fastidiously dressed gilded age stuffed shirts and bustles lounging in excessively busy victorian parlors there s so many ruffles and frills and curlicues so much lilac and sky blue and pink you need dramamine br br this movie hates women as much as hardcore porn but it presents that hatred with a candy coating and a sweet little bow on top the contrast between the content of the message and its delivery is sickening in one of the movie s most hateful scenes an elderly woman is sent to hell because she s not physically attractive ,0
this is one of the funniest movies i have ever seen this in my opinion is rob lowe at his best i m not quite sure why this film has gotten such a low rating i guess you either love it or hate it but if nothing else it is definitely worth a rental ,1
this has long been one of my favourite adaptations of an austen novel although it is definitely not in the same category as the spectacular pride and prejudice emma is a lush and relatively faithful tv version of austen s novel especially considering its short length the biggest change between the novel and the movie is a good one as the unnecessary snobbishness that austen exhibits at the end of the story is removed here and replaced with someone much more akin to emma s character in the rest of the book i thought the characters chosen to portray the roles were well picked kate beckinsale walks the fine line between girlishness and the social snob with a grace completely lost in gwyneth paltrow s version samantha morton s wispy blonde locks suit her attitude and character as the simper that accompanies her role in previous characterisations is replaced with the harriet we know from the book mister knightly s role is carried out extremely well in my opinion both the seriousness and the gentle compassion that the hero is painted with in the novel are present here in this much neglected sumptuous film ,1
brilliant aussie movie a little slow at the beginning but once it gets going you can t stop laughing when i originally saw the movie i vaguely knew the plot line as i am not sure if many people are aware that this movie is based on a true story and more so in particular the director and his mother obviously names have been changed i only knew this fact as the director is a friend of a friend of my family when i saw the movie somehow my stepmum kept it secret that we were to meet matthew newton after the screening such a nice gentleman except for a particularly nasty incident with his ex brillian casting as well with sam neill and others a great reason to keep supporting the australian film industry,1
the recent dvd release of good humor man labels the film as comedy it s hardly a comedy rather a dull indie film about a group of losers supposedly set in the s there is scant attention paid to period details with overly muted color correction taking its place the monotonous soundtrack only serves to accentuate the repetitiveness of the film perhaps that is the point but it does not add to the enjoyment of the viewing experience apprarently the clique of losers only like to hang out at one location the bleachers it seems like the packaging of the film as a comedy is meant to deceive people into renting or buying this film which is a complete waste of time ,0
saw this movie and totally loved it the characters are great it is definitely my kind of movie you do not get bored in this movie i love independent films they are so much more rewarding my husband and i really enjoyed jay s style if you are an open minded person who loves thought provoking films and loves conversation after it s over you will love this film it is definitely thought provoking the film definitely will step on some toes but who cares those people will probably not go to see this movie it is amazing to see the characters evolve jay floyd has really captured both sides of the table applause applause jay i hope you are working on another movie ,1
this could be a cute movie for kids my grandson watched it once he was watching it a second time i was watching some of it with him br br when the little bear gets lost on the ice burg and he is in the water he is trying to get to a piece of ice it says come back stupid ass fool br br i don t want my year old grandson watching movies with words like this in it br br that is why its rated for children should be child friendly that is what i would expect put out by warner brothers and g rated i would expect this to not have cuss words in it the words don t even fit the movie in most places as it seems added later and the movie drags out in many parts ,0
my first exposure to whale music was the rheostatics album of the same name that i bought around i was reading the liner notes and the band said the album which remains in a prominent place in my collection was inspired by canadian author paul quarrington s book br br i picked up the book a few months later and devoured it an amazing read i have since re read the book numerous times each time finding some new element to desmond and his desire to complete the whale music br br i found the film in on video i haven t had a lot of good experiences with canadian film but this one worked for me the role of claire could have been cast differently but overall i think that paul quarrington s vision was transfered nicely from the book to the screen br br maury chaykin gives a moving performance as the isolated genius the movie deals with family relationships love and finding someone who understands i would strongly recommend whale music to not only music fans but anyone who has ever lost something or someone and tried to find their way back to the world ,1
anybody who has ever been a fan of the original series or even has a clue about the storyline should be embarrassed by this series the borg does not come around until q brings the enterprise to the gamma sector the klingons are never seen until kirk encounters them the ncc was the first ship to carry the enterprise name need i go on berman and pilliar have made a mockery of gene roddenberry s creation after he died they only saw and just went their own way no wonder majel barrett was in every single episode of star trek until this series i don t blame her for not being involved with this mess poor bakula he s a great actor as are the entire cast i like them all but the storyline is tragic and ignores all of the precedents set by the original series just check the ratings i think more people watched deep space which was untimely canceled ,0
i had been amazed by director antal s kontroll back in his first american project vacancy was less impressive but a decent start armored is his second feature and while the visual signature is recognizable the film never rises above the level of a b movie br br it s a shame because the main premise has all the ingredients for twists and turns and the ensemble cast featuring many quality actors should be able to deliver antal could have made a great heist film but instead goes for an action flick then again he could have shot a cool action flick but it doesn t really deliver in that department either br br what you are left with is one implausible situation after another a group of poorly sketched characters bicker and fight over a sum of money if you look past the sharp cinematography cast and the tight music score you re left with what could have been a below average direct to video featuring van damme or seagal br br this was probably the most disappointing movie for me in quite some time ,0
as i post this comment imdb currently rates alfred hitchcock s subpar saboteur a personally i rated it less than half that honestly i can t tell how a movie this bad could ve come from what is probably the most consistently good director i know of i ve seen about other hitch movies from the s s vertigo is thus far my hands down favorite while saboteur is easily the worst it s hard to believe that years earlier hitch used the very same formula in the steps far more competently my recommendation would be to see that instead and avoid this like the plague it s the only hitchcock movie that i turned off before before the end and have no desire to go back and see the rest if you must watch it then rent or borrow don t make the mistake i did and buy the dvd on good faith earned through notorious rebecca vertigo rear window etc even a master screws up sometimes i guess br br edit maybe i was a bit harder on this film than i should ve been it s certainly nowhere near ed wood or manos or anything like that but there s three reasons i feel i must rate it so low br br the name hitchcock brings with it certain expectations of quality this film delivers on a few of them but they re way overshadowed by the darn near non sensical plotting br br i want to compensate a bit for all the ratings this film is getting hitchcock is like the john coltrane of directors true fans will find reasons to consider anything by him a work of art but the high rating on imdb gives more casual movie enthusiasts like myself the impression that this movie is far better than it actually is br br i spent on this maybe if it d cost me or even i d probably be a bit less bitter ,0
i saw this movie a time ago because some of my friends wanted to rent it and i got voted down i tried as best i could to get the story because some moviemag had said that this would be a movie that would be for rob lowe that pulp fiction had been for john travolta well we can all see that he not only failed but he fell aaall the way down this is actually the worst film i ve ever seen and i ve seen a great deal of bad movies it s just not even worth seeing for free on tv ,0
ah yes the vs series mvc being the pinnacle it s been said before this is what you get when half of the crew fell asleep on the job unfortunately the gameplay half did don t get me wrong this is fun but you get tired of mashing buttons as for the plot summary ahahahahahaaaaa there is no plot beat that guy at the end and win eh who plays this by their self anyway ,0
great movie i was laughing all time through why well i am from austria i can get along with the german bavarian kind of humor so i guess this movie makes only sense watching when you are german native speaker stefan and erkan both are talking in a new kind of turkish german accent which became really popular in our countries ger aut but of course they are very stupid as in every comedy your personal humor will decide whether thumb up or down ,1
the thing that really gets me about this movie that is the thing about this movie that makes me physically ill is that someone actually paid to have it made there is absolutely no purpose for the existence of this movie it is not frightening it is not thought provoking it is not entertaining it is not good it is a sleeping pill made of cyanide the dvd case compares it to blair witch evil dead and a few other decent movies making the filmmaker s desperation glaringly obvious it is nothing like any other movie ever made it is far far worse the claims of an extremely shocking ending you will never forget are the equivalent of one ton of stinking horse droppings please do not ever waste your time watching this piece of trash because it may make you sterile the man who wrote this movie should be wiped off the writer s guild membership list and never allowed to film anything again because if he thought this was a movie worth making he probably does not have much of anything to offer in the future zero stars may grod have mercy on the soul of anyone unfortunate enough to see this i am going to go vomit now ,0
what could ve been a great film about the late poker pro pre poker craze stu the kid unger turned into a disappointment br br you can tell the filmmakers were working on a short string budget everything look filmed on the cheap timelines seemed a bit off to me br br casting michael imperoli from the sopranos was also a bad casting choice he looked too old to play the baby faced stu he looked way too healthy for a coke addict if you look at footage from the wsop main event the real stu was so skinny and he practically had no nose from too much cocaine so he wore those sunglasses to hide them and i kept expecting adriana to pop up and yell chris tu phur br br also they skipped over the fact that he had a son from angie s previous relationship that committed suicide in the late s br br every time i saw vincent van patten appear i kept thinking he was going to announce show tunes going off in stu s head like he does on the wpt br br if you re looking for real stuey footage check espn classic because they rerun the wsop main event every so often or try youtube avoid this move like a bad beat ,0
a movie best summed up by the scene where a victim simulates disembowelment by pulling some poor animal s intestines out from under her t shirt too terrible for words ,0
i ve now seen this one about times so there must be something about it i like br br s us sci fi movies were pretty much a mixed bunch they were either intelligently made and or thought provoking or cheap and laughable cheese forbidden planet is a bit of both but in that rarity for the genre colour br br it also had a head start with the script although shakespeare might not have recognised it it was based on his timeless play and thus guaranteed a certain amount of longevity itself if made well br br it s the story of one mans murderous id artificially magnified infinitely by machines a dead race left switched on years before along the way the plot bristles with s stereotypes and corn so pure you wonder sometimes why you re watching it but always do that love triangle thing yuk disney s cartoonery still holds up well and the cartoon backgrounds straight off the covers of galaxy magazine etc look good even after years robbie driving the car over the desert in the far distance is a hoot though br br all in all with all faults the best of its kind and we should be grateful that such a pristine print survives ,1
errol flynn s roguish charm really shines through in this entertaining and exciting but historically bankrupt biopic of the famous and some would say infamous general custer that follows his career from his first day at west point through the civil war and out west to the battle at the little big horn all the while butting heads with rival arthur kennedy and romancing pretty olivia de havilland br br some might say that flynn who delivers a great flamboyant performance as the general is basically playing himself playing custer br br a lavish production that should have been in technicolor well directed by raoul walsh they died with their boots on features some truly well staged battle sequences also it s a real treat to see anthony quinn playing crazy horse br br the previous year flynn played jeb stuart opposite ronald reagan s george custer in santa fe trail also with de havilland another action packed warner brothers production designed to make you fail history class ,1
spoiler alert don t read on unless you re prepared for some spoilers br br i think this film had a lot beneath its shell besides the apparent connections with oldboy and park wook s other films an incestuous relation in this one really disturbed me and also the subtle erotic theme that hung around all the vampiric physical action br br the main actor kang ho song is terrific in the rôle of the priest sang hyeon coincidentally sang means blood in some languages who truly loved tae ju played by ok bin kim their relationship reminds me a lot of that between martin sheen and sissy spacek in badlands where the girl appears psychopathic and the man is basically wrapped around her finger br br their relationship is one thing but the girl s mother is entirely different while moving she is stiff one dimensional and taut but paralysed she says all through not moving or through the wink of an eye br br park wook has really really mastered his cinematography in this film and owes a lot to stanley kubrick there are a whole lot of beautiful shots strewn throughout the film some for simple effects and some that require several glances and probably repeated views to fully catch br br the music is quite stock using mostly strings to accompany the main thespian s monoreaction it s a very good thing that the character is as withdrawn as he is while he does very little and loses at that he seems to instead be a person who thinks a lot while his love interest says and does a lot her actions display very little thought behind it in my humble opinion br br all in all a very disturbing film that is not made for action which isn t even in the same dimension as most things that are about vampires these days it s magnificent and repellant at the same time ,1
an occasionally surrealistic thriller that will push most people s buttons the th man is sure to offend anyone with a taste for the politically correct the story s protagonist is a bisexual alcoholic catholic writer gerard krabbe with a seriously twisted sense of imagination verhoeven offers up br br gerard has an example of everything wrong with the modern man he s shiftless delusional unable to control his urges afraid to commit to br br meaningful relationships and utterly apathetic about life in general as the character himself states at one point he is a professional liar unable to recall the truth br br the movie opens with gerard dreaming of spiders consuming christ and then waking to begin the long march to his own destruction he chases off br br one man a boyfriend presumably then chases another at a train station later at a lecture he meets a woman who seems to want to help him or br br perhaps she has more nefarious plans she quickly captures gerard in her web enticing him with sex and money having plenty of both she s also got br br secrets like three dead husbands is she lonely and genuinely looking for someone to nurture or is she a deadly black widow luring gerard to his br br death will garard be the th man she kills the woman is christine soutendijk and verhoeven does his best to keep you guessing what she s up to br br this is an interesting movie with a lot of sex and intrigue it s similar to verhoeven s em basic instinct em but has a lot more depth and is certainly more shocking there s a lot of very strong gay content which may make some viewers squirm highly recommended for fans of intelligent br br psychological thrillers or anyone looking for something entirely new ,1
i ve rented this gem several times it s a small yet somehow sprawling masterpiece taking the viewer from manhattan glitz to the beauty of the greek islands john cassavetes on screen marriage to his real life wife gena rowlands is on the rocks he finds meaning in a fling with footloose susan sarandon whom he finds in greece while their daughter played in her earliest film role by the pubescent molly ringwald falls for the son of the greek shipping tycoon who is courting her mother on a yacht sailing in neighboring waters meanwhile the immensely talented raul julia plays a goatherd living in a cave with his sony trinitron he has the hots for molly ringwald s character until confronted by john cassavetes all comes together at the end in a classic closing scene where all is reconciled raul julia the goatherd is seen dancing with his goat this film is full of mysticism beauty young and old love humor sexiness and more see it ,1
this movie is the most moving and funny movie i ve seen in a very long time as a housewife homemaker and a fan rupert i found it to be sympathetic anyone who misinterprets dirk s angry outburst has it wrong kathy bates is not really an actress i know but she is perfect the whole cast is perfect for their roles julie andrews had me in stitches i am watching it after reading rupert s auto biography so the inclusion of her was even more fun it is at times terribly moving i am not really a fan of the type of music in the film but you get drawn in to the romance and find you are singing the songs for days this movie deserves to be more widely available our favourite scene involves dirk and a gun and his trousers watch it and see ,1
tv movie about an ancient egyptian curse brought to the us in the s during the filming of demille s first version of the commandments and which is reawakened when demille s sets are unearthed in the desert br br one of the worst films i ve seen in a long time br br the question is were the filmmakers serious or kidding when they made this film if this is serious its a laughably bad movie and a great film to pick on for its badness if its a comedy its less good but funny for all of the wrong reasons you will laugh long and hard at this film probably more than many other hollywood comedies ,0
this film is terrible and don t blame jesus franco because its not his fault br br this film was shot silent over many years by welles as he got the money to bring a crew and the actors together to do some shooting how much film welles actually shot is not clear although not all of the film or all of the sequences are here since several key sequences such as quixote in a movie theater are in the hands of collectors or backers who wouldn t give them up the film here is just under two hours and i would be hard pressed to imagine it ever really working at any length i m of the opinion based on several comments that welles made before his death that he never really intended to release the film but was putting it together as a personal toy br br what exists here is for the most part is beautifully shot but dramatically dead very little happens for the first hour other than quixote and sancho wandering around the country side dull would be a kind description of the material in the second hour quixote ends up in modern spain and in a series of not very good sequences deals with everyday life this isn t to say that there isn t a few nice moments the windmill and the chicken sequences are quite good but mostly this is a vast waste of film and time br br completed by jesus franco who was welles assistant director on the vastly superior chimes at midnight we have a bunch of film fragments that have been put together as best as possible many people have crucified franco as having been the reason the film stinks but frankly one can not make a good movie from crap material one critic has gone on record as having seen a different cut of the film in the s which meant that franco made this version up on his own and ruined it while that maybe true i ve run across stories of welles cutting and re cutting the film many many times over the years since he could never get it right br br this film is terrible no matter how you slice it br br ultimately i m left wondering just how good a film maker welles was aside from citizen kane almost all of his films have been plagued by lack of budget or interfered with so we are left with the excuse that many of his films would have been better if only how do we know how can we know perhaps welles was a man of less talent than we thought and many of his borderline films just aren t that good and never would have been while this is no place to argue the place of welles in film history the surviving material of don quixote assuming it approximates what welles intended i think it does is a good case for rethinking how we view the man and his work br br out of for the good sequences though out of is probably closer to reality ,0
i m seldom partial to movies about smart assed teenagers who have problems with authority but toy soldiers has grown on me with repeated viewings this is as much a movie about billy tepper growing up and becoming an adult as anything else and i give credit to sean astin and writer director daniel petrie jr that they don t make a big deal of that but let it just unfold and sneak up on you the camaraderie of tepper s friends their grief over joey s death and their joy at their survival all are genuinely moving and i have to admit i take a certain patriotic and perhaps slightly reptilian glee when the u s army guys finally move in and righteously kick some narco terrorist butt ooh rah general kramer and the heroic robert folk score is the cherry on top i m sure i could find a hundred reasons not to like toy soldiers but as long as we don t take it too seriously i don t see the need this is one of the most entertaining bad movies in my pantheon ,1
looking for a movie for your turkey film festival the roller blade seven is on my list of the ten worst films of all time the plot the story of a post apocalyptic roller blading samurai warrior is a convoluted hodge podge of film references of everything from star wars to the seven samauri the acting fluctuates from bland to abysmal the scene where the villain tempts the old master is embarrassing to the point of jeering laughter frank stalone s black knight reminds one too much of john cleese s black knight in monty python and the holy grail word of advice frank when you stoop to doing a movie like this one your career is over i chanced upon this little stink bomb on a low end cable channel and i could not stop watching it is like watching a train wreck you just can t look away ,0
my year old likes the doodlebops show it seems to keep his attention for awhile the characters are interesting vibrant with primary colours and all there s not much educational content that the intended target audience could benefit from but they do seem to have a theme each show and try to teach kids about sharing and respect and other basics so i like it for that it s well produced with high production values but it s really just an average show like most of the shows on tv these days we don t buy into the merchandise angle and have our son wearing everything dooblebop i don t think we d spend money to go to a live show if they ever came to town going to the zoo or the science centre is a far better experience for everyone involved and in my opinion is money better spent ,1
i have never commented on imdb before but i feel i have to after watching the batman animation its absolute rubbish warner brothers had the perfect animation series in batman in the early s so what the hell are they doing trying to mess with the winning formula i feel like writing a complaint letter to wb the original animation was dark and brooding exactly the way batman was intended to be wb had to mess this up with some tripe batman of the future now they produce this drivel the joker doesn t remotely resemble the joker from dc comics dc should sue i urge everyone who agrees with me to email or write to wb and use people power to get back the original formula,0
i lived in tokyo for months knowing the reality of long train commutes bike rides from the train station soup stands and other typical scenes depicted so well certainly added to my own appreciation for this film which i really really liked there are aspects of japanese life in this film painted with vivid colors but you don t have to speak japanese to enjoy this movie director suo s tricks were subtle for the most part i found his highlighting the character called tamako tamura with a soft filter making her sublime a tiny bit contrived but most of the directors tricks were so gentle that i was fully pulled in and just danced with his characters or cried or laughed aloud wonderful a ,1
you thought after traumschiff surprise that german comedy can t get worse it can this comedy is yet another attempt at perpetuating stereotypes of gay men masked as a nice comedy the initial concept openly gay men in soccer sports would have been a great opportunity to erase some stereotypes but the real intended message of the movie seems to be in what way gay men are oh so different from straight men absolutely silly of course even gay sex is treated as being of less value than straight sex this movie only tries to serve straight audiences wanting to laugh about stereotypical gay men well don t waste your time on german comedy movies ,0
i thoroughly enjoyed this movie because there was a genuine sincerity in the acting the writing was top notch james arness is a great actor and he showed it here brian keith was too old to be davy crockett and can anyone really play davy but fess parker br br another great actor in this move was raul julia who gave depth to santa anna a vain and complex person who led mexico through turbulent times br br while some may think the movie was slow paced it captured the battle as it unfolded lots of tedium followed by a couple hours of horrific terror br br what impressed me most about this movie is that it made you think about a cause and how some people are willing to die for what they believe in in this day and age when nobody stands for anything i found it refreshing to think that there was a time when people died for freedom no matter how you may feel about the politics of the time ,1
cops logan alexander and debbie rochon escort five black juvenile delinquents cross country and end up stranded out in the sticks when their van breaks down after a deadly run in with a racist white trash bitch with a shotgun played by the director the survivors take refuge in the house of a blind voodoo priestess one of the teens senselessly uses a spell to call up killjoy who finally shows up about midway through this bore in a subpar make up job and bigger greasier fro that looks like it could slide off his head at any moment he then proceeds to kill off the stupid characters while spouting some of the worst one liners heard since hee haw was canceled br br the acting from the teens is terrible the dialogue even worse the fx stink and it looks a lot cheaper than the first film although i enjoyed him in his earlier troma films trent haaga trying to imitate jim carrey here is awful and no match for the hyperactive overemoting of angel vargas in killjoy which at least had a few dumb laughs br br yet another nail in the coffin for full moon studios whose reputation as a fun direct to vid franchise has completely vanished since the trancers puppet master days ,0
 and you get chori chori chupke chupke don t get me wrong this movie is much less explicit or not even than pretty woman but it was a new topic for bollywood the topic was accepted but it is far from jism murder and julie to tell you the truth the topic is presented in a very clean manner but the plot has it s number of clichés the beginning of the movie is presented in a very filmi way there are some very little plot holes the movie picks up once rani has her miscarriage where you feel that you are watching something other than a typical movie otherwise the whole family sequence felt overdone in the beginning the acting couldn t have been any better salman khan sometimes impresses and sometimes lets you down over here he gave one of the best performances on top of that his role is written so well that you applaud every time he solves a problem rani mukherjee was adequate throughout the movie you feel for her character the most but she is overshadowed by preity zinta preity zinta is picture perfect out of the three she gives everyone a run for their money its surprising how she can be just as convincing when she is innocent and trust me madhubala is far from your girl next door this role is one of the reasons why i rate her high the supporting cast are like the family you see in hahk where they have no significance to the plot yet i found them tolerable here the songs are pretty nice the title song is my favorite of them all along with dil tera mera dil hearts mehndi mehndi henna and dekhne walon ne look at the world s sight are two song that fit the film perfectly preity s cabaret number diwani diwani crazy could ve been shortened while no punjabi came across boring though it had good dancing otherwise the movie is definitely worth a watch ,1
other than cop rock and that show where the kid dies from eating a spoiled hamburger he found under the bed this has consistently been the worst and dumbest show to survive prime time if not for jason lee s unjustifiable success in film this show would have never made it out of conception if pitched with a relatively unknown as the lead br br the concept is terrible moron redneck hick spends his lottery winnings to redeem himself with the white trash of his past is it funny periodically but not consistently is it stupid each and every single episode br br i ve seen a lot of great shows come then go before their time yet this blunder has survived longer than i ever could have imagined the dialog is incredibly unfunny as are the episode themes every episode for someone with an iq over is an absolute struggle and the icing on the cake jason lee s annoying voice narrating each episode if it weren t for the state s southern culture and rednecks of the south this show wouldn t have an audience br br if you re a moron and need a show completely lacking humor yet overflowing with bad taste bad dialog and dimwit characters failing at life well then you re probably an actor on this show ,0
another indian legend you never heard of before is let loose as the name implies this is a vengeful wraith who likes to absorb the skeletons of people while they re still using them as usual ancient burial grounds can you say poltergeist have been disturbed by clichéd greedy land developers building stuff br br the cgi if it had been better might have made the effect more treacherous looking but they skimped on the budget and it shows to comical effect the unleashed creature probably should have been kept off stage during its first several killings that might have added some mystery or impending doom atmosphere but the inept director decided to show us in the first five minutes what it looks like and it wasn t impressive the deaths are just poorly done again with shoddy cgi i guess ancient spirits always kill by using cheap special effects as for the victims they look they re going to laugh any moment while they do goofy screams it s always obvious who s going to get it a character with only a few lines shows up strange noises are heard cgi dots fly exit character repeat several times br br still there s a few chase scenes featuring the monster that actually made this thing watchable unfortunately the director seems to be using these as a device to fall back on so it s used too often when he can t think of anything else for his characters to do overall it s pretty silly but i ve seen worse this flick is cheap but it s oddly fun to watch ,0
although this was obviously a low budget production the performances and the songs in this movie are worth seeing one of walken s few musical roles to date he is a marvelous dancer and singer and he demonstrates his acrobatic skills as well watch for the cartwheel also starring jason connery a great children s story and very likable characters ,1
i like vampire movies i like b movies i love b vampire movies but this one has nearly nothing going for it some of the acting is horrible especially by of the male leads the story is not particular interesting at a relative short minutes it still seems too long and you ll find yourself fast forwarding quite a bit there are an awful lot of kung fu vampire attacks sound cool it isn t when it s done on a low budget it gets repetitive very quickly there is some minor blood and gore nothing to get excited about there some good wire work where you can see the wires it has some good landscapes being filmed in puerto rico br br not worth the rental,0
i can remember watching this for the first time when i was years old i wanted to be one of the barbarian brothers this movie is still great one original aspect was that the fight scenes where very short implying that the barbarian brothers where so good that they finished there enemies off quickly plus you have chases a cage fight a dragon and yes even a bar brawl br br yes the acting is bad so that s why it s not a ten also the story line has received a lot of criticism i think it is quite original not to many movies in it s genre have the same original story lines or colorful dialogue br br i definitely recommend this film ,1
of course i m a bit prejudiced but for the time it was the most accurate portrayal of marines ever shown on the big screen br br i was at camp pendleton undergoing infantry training when webb brought his crew down to film some outdoor scenes and our company was asked to participate it took about two or three days as best i can recall br br webb and don dubbins were serious and businesslike br br during the filming of our short scene which seemed to take forever to an year old webb was very conscientious about getting things marine things right and he did a good job with one exception that scene where a recruit was wearing sunglasses never happen for a host of reasons br br i have a video of the movie and will bore my grandkids anytime i can make them sit still for a few seconds as i show them their papaw when he was a young stud and part of the world s greatest fighting force no brag just fact br br what amazed me then was how well the real marines carried out their acting roles that was before i realized that dis have to have some acting genes to get their job done br br the only film i ve seen since that is the equal of the di is the first half of full metal jacket and that part is superior only because of the foul language when the di was made cursing wasn t allowed on screen br br despite the lack of profanity it s still a great movie to rent br br ooooo rahhhhhh br br semper fi do or die,1
as a movie this barely rates a but for movie fans of the s period it s almost a must see and rates a as a variety show i was drawn to watch this by the presence of richard captain midnight webb who plays the colonel in charge of the event what surprised me was the stunning performance of doris day outside of calamity jane i ve never seen her put over a song better than she does here randolph scott is memorable as well even if he doesn t see much screen time it s been a while since i saw the movie but i was almost sure humphrey bogart put in an appearance with so many familiar faces it s hard to keep track if it ever turns up on a tv station near you be sure to catch the doris day sequence if nothing else br br ,1
what ever happened to one of the most innovative and brilliant storytellers of our time well he made the kind of typical summer action fodder that could ve been directed by anybody available out of film school and in fact they probably would ve done a better job they would ve at least have put half of a thought into the dreadful script br br mark wahlberg plays an astronaut who traveled through some sort of wormhole and landed in a planet ruled by apes gasp except this time around the apes squirm through groan worthy dialogue nonsensical plotting and showy special effects that constantly reinforce in my mind that this money could ve been put to about independent films that would have been considered masterpiece next to this tripe br br as much as i enjoy the superb acting talent that is tim roth his performance as evil ape leader thade is nothing more than an intense composition of slouching and heavy breathing luckily for him the makeup allows he as an actor to maintain some dignity and most of the crap dialogue is hidden behind his groans and sniffles br br and alas the always dependable hollywood tradition of taking the male and female leads and hooking them up at the end without any relationship development or cause and the haha we re so clever aren t we way that hollywood intermingles references from the original pota into this one sigh br br instead of seeing this spend the night in and call up some friends and rent ed wood edward scissorhands batman or even to a lesser extent sleepy hollow and reminisce about the days when tim burton was a man of vision and originality not shame and ridicule ,0
it s nothing brilliant groundbreaking or innovative but dog days is for some reason an extremely fascinating character study it s like crash tripping on a bad dose of heroin but not really it s an austrian film following the lives of several depressed deranged and annoying people and their abusive relationships with each other it s disturbing yet very well acted and it s interesting to watch the crazy little things these characters do certainly not for the weak hearted this highly pessimistic film offers no conclusion or revelation at the end we just see the lives of these sordid individuals over the course of two days grade b,1
if unlike some of the commenters here you are not staging a class war and don t mind seeing the lives of other people who are fairly successful extroverted bohemian gasp and not being terribly english at a party and getting into all sorts of trouble as a result this is not a bad film closer to euro cinema rather than an imitation of the usual slick american crap i believe the minimal sound design and cheap camera is a conscious decision rather than bad film making i d defend this the film isn t any worse as a result and it puts the spotlight on the cast some of whom are really good kate hardie think that s her name as the sarcastic drunk is spot on the one exception being david baddiel who should never be allowed to appear in serious stuff it s light and we don t go for this kind of anatomising of relationship crap in this country but if you don t have any real friends to go to a party with than you could do worse than to sit in and watch this ,1
this is one of the most boring movies i have ever seen its horrible christopher lee is good but he is hardly in it the only the good part is the opening scene br br don t be fooled by the title end of the world is truly a bad movie i stopped watching it close to the end it was so bad only for die hard b movie fans that have the brain to stand this vomit ,0
sometimes the academy doesn t recognize the potential of some films or doesn t nominate them because they are controversial or strong sometimes they are nominated but don t win anything i hope this doesn t happen this year with american beauty this is exactly what happened with boogie nights which was the best film of the academy preferred to give the best picture oscar to titanic a purely commercial and hollow film and other awards to the overrated good will hunting and the irritating full monty the other pictures which were nominated in the main category were l a confidential and as good as it gets great movies but boogie nights is still better and should have been remembered in more categories br br this amazing film tells the story of eddie adams mark wahlberg in a surprisingly great performance a year old barman who takes the attention of jack horner burt reynolds in a redeeming acting a director of porn films eddie has a special gift and this helps him to get into the world of porn movies he changes his name for dirk diggler and starts to make a huge success but fame doesn t last forever other characters also have their parallel stories amber waves julianne moore perfect buck don cheadle and others including rollergirl heather graham an actress who accepts to do anything but she has to be wearing her roller shoes br br what could have been a banal trivial film turns into a perfect memorable one in the hands of paul thomas anderson what makes boogie nights such a great film is its execution added to a clever well written screenplay great soundtrack etc each character is very well developed and each of them has his her importance in the context each feeling weakness fear emotion is explored resulting in a masterpiece of the modern american cinema br br boogie nights is a strong impacting picture that should be seen by everyone who really likes cinema under a plot that seems banal at first impression there is a wonderful story of highs and downs things that we face in our lives it is an amazing portrait of the end of the s and the beginning of the s exactly an age of highs and downs that s what makes this film so special and a true masterpiece br br ,1
herbie the volkswagen that thinks like a man is back now being driven by maggie peyton lindsay lohan a young woman who hopes to become a nascar champion the only thing standing in her way is the current champion trip murphy matt dillon who will do anything to stop them br br the original love bug wasn t that good even as a kid i remember not liking it very much i had some hope for the sequel though i mean the cast is pretty good and the trailer makes it seem like a pretty fun movie unfortunately herbie is no better now than he was before the film is defiantly weak for people over the age of it will probably entertain the kids but that s all br br i realize it s a kids film and all but they could have made the film a little more interesting there were very few laughs and it got boring near the end most of the actors seemed dead in their roles too lindsay lohan was alright as maggie peyton she usually gives better performances like in freaky friday and mean girls matt dillon gave the best performance out of everyone he was very good as the bad guy even though he didn t have a lot to work with justin long breckin meyer and michael keaton are really just there and they don t do anything special br br angela robinson directs and she does an okay job she tries to keep the film interesting but she s working with a weak script thomas lennon and ben garant wrote the screenplay and would it be any surprise to you that they were also responsible for taxi and the pacifier these two make light films yet they fail to really make the stories interesting or enjoyable it s not completely their fault but hopefully next time they will try harder in the end herbie is a safe predictable family film that s worth watching if you re a kid everyone else is better off skipping it rating ,0
if you listen to ween the pod god satan then you know what s going on with split i found that watching the film under the influence of lsd helped to deal with audio video tracers from fantastic editing job the plot was only important from second to second the acid helped to interact with the sounds subliminal and general pace of this masterpiece don t bother writing about something out of your comprehension s reach there just isn t enough of these great independent attempts at expression at it s most raw amateur level i dare anyone to make a movie that can equally mess with my head and change the way i look at visual arts and the world s reality not to mention the many realities that haven t yet been explored by this humans mind i love the vision of chris shaw i also appreciate the texturing terroristic film the begotten by e elias merhige ,1
masters horror sounds like is set in seattle where larry pearce works as the manager of a computer software call center having lost his year old son michael nicholas elia to a rare heart condition he finds that he has ultra sensitive hearing larry hears everything in ten fold from people typing on computer keyboards people whispering across the room people tapping their foot on the floor dripping taps eventually even people breathing become unbearable for larry as he is constantly bombarded with mind piercing noise eventually larry decides he s had enough if he can t stop the noises themselves then maybe he can stop himself hearing them with the help of a large meat clever br br this canadian american co production was episode from season of the generally hit and miss masters of horror tv series written directed by brad anderson i thought sounds like was a definite miss the script was based on a short story by mike o driscoll i am genuinely surprised by the amount of very positive comments it has here on the imdb at the present time for a start i would be very hard pressed to even describe this as a horror film it feels more like some bizarre sentimental drama until the last minutes when howard berger gregory nicotero the boys at knb effects actually get to do some work larry has this strange unexplained ability to amplify sound noises from the start so this episode ends up like minutes of exactly the same sort of repetitive build up which leads up to a gory ending although it comes to late to save the episode this is pretty slow going while it s well written isn t this meant to be horror themed i m slightly confused as to who this is meant to appeal to br br director anderson does ok but he just keeps repeating the same things over over again until the last minutes there isn t a single drop of blood in the entire thing there s no horror there s no scares or tension absolutely no atmosphere br br technically this is very well made has good production values doesn t look like a cheap made for tv program the acting is very good actually it s shame the story is somewhat limited br br sounds like is one of the very worst masters of horror episodes a lot of people seem to like it that s fine but it s definitely not for me another masters of horror another disappointment ,0
one of the commenter s is wrong this is not the only pat patterson film and he didn t die two years after this was made he shot a film called the electric chair in pineville nc he shot this a few years after doctor gore patterson died in the late s i know this because he used my house and he left a cat there it sucked also this was a big deal when the movie came out no independent horror films were being made in nc this movie didn t help matters patterson used to do gore effects for h g lewis he was also good at magic his gore scenes in body shop were actually well done the film was shot in a building that also housed a you can actually see the tops of the walls in some scenes the budget was less that and the script looked like a child wrote it only patterson could understand it still it s entertainment and it s a classic ,0
bizarre tobe hooper exercise regarding an unfortunate young man brad dourif with the ability to set people on fire this ability stems from parents who partook in atomic experiments in the s they die of spontaneous human combustion and it seems that what sam is beginning to suffer from derives by these pills his girlfriend lisa cynthia bain gives him to take for rough migraines in actuality lisa was told to manipulate sam into taking the pills by lew orlander william prince pretty much the young man s father who raised him from a child lew has benevolent plans he sees sam as the first atomic man a pure killing machine in human form sam never wanted this and will do whatever it takes to silence those responsible for his condition as the film goes sam s blood is slowly growing toxic green in color instead of red it seems that water and other substances which often put out fire react right the opposite when sam s uncontrollable outbursts of flame ignite come to find out lisa has sam s condition whose parents also dies from shc dr marsh jon cypher someone who sam has known for quite some time as his physician is to insert toxic green fluid into their bodies i m guessing to increase their levels of flame nina melinda dillon sporting an accent that fades in and out was sam s parents friend and associate on the experiments in the s who tries to talk things over with him regarding what is happening and rachel dey young is sam s ex wife who may be working against her former husband with lew and marsh to harm him and lisa br br quite a strange little horror flick filled with some pretty awful flame effects dourif tries to bring a tragic element and intensity to his character whose plight we continue to watch as his body slowly becomes toxic waste with fire often igniting from his orifices there s this large hole in his arm that spits out flame like a volcano and a massive burn spot on his hand which increases in size over time best scene is probably when director john landis who portrays a rude electrical engineer trying to inform sam to hang up because the radio program he s calling has sounded off for the night becomes a victim of shc the flick never quite works because it s so wildly uneven with an abrupt ridiculous finale where sam offers to free lisa of her fire by taking it from her ,0
 spoiler warning br br absolutely without a doubt one of the funniest comedies ever created for the screen totally impossible to take any of this seriously it would take a major novel to list all of the comedy routines in it during the glory days of her program carol burnett and company who often did take offs on films skewered this one in ways that were hard to imagine carol played jenny who suddenly became ill with only a slight cough and immediately the treacly music came up and everyone looked around wondering where it was coming from harvey korman played oliver with flowing locks and almost look liked ryan o neal the only thing funnier than this bit is the real film br br what a death scene at the end jenny really looks like she s dying alright dying for her make up artist to come in and give her a little color and of course we all know how often hospitals encourage a loved one to get in bed with them during the patient s final moments the ending scene with ryan o neal sitting on a bench in the snow contemplating his future in the movie business is an instant classic he had plenty to worry about he never did recover from this ,0
seriously if you want to see a cliché horror movie you have to see this one i guess it contains all the scary parts where nothing happens the nerd type who actually isn t killed boy and girl coming together and surviving facing an old child fear etc i can go on i wanted to see this movie cause i tought the mix of a video game and a movie would work out guess i was wrong which makes the movie more bearable it is only hourmin so if you are bored it might be a good idea although i rather stay bored why absolutely not see it frankie munitz aka malcolm is just irritating as the nerd type i could smack the guy and it is so sad he didn t die earlier and in the end he even comes back see something else ,0
this movie starts off promisingly enough but it gets a little to convoluted and caught up in its stylistic charm the set designs costumes and music were wonderful as close to perfect as one can get but the more i got into the movie the more i felt like all this effort was for the director s entertainment not the audience although i loved looking at it except for a few brief musical scenes i can t say i enjoyed it the director shows enormous imagination but if he had fun with this film he failed to share that with the audience or at least with me i didn t get a sense of whimsy and i didn t get sucked into this universe br br a big cause of this was surprisingly zhang ziyi you can tell she s trying very hard but she seems to have been so miscast that she comes off almost amateurish she s a capable actress but she has her limitations i ve noticed in her acting that she has yet to truly react to her fellow co stars a flaw that creates a void of chemistry the language barrier in this film seems to have only exacerbate matters she and odagiri act as if they re on separate planets she s also not a very good singer which made me cringe every time she sang but thankfully there weren t too many scenes of that odagiri was ok but doesn t make much of an impression br br i didn t even care for the characters separately there really is a sore lack of characterization the only reason to care about them seems to be that they re good looking royalty without the compelling love story at the center of the film though it s hard to care what happens the film also takes detours into minor scenes that added nothing to the story and was actually distracting i had to rewind because after going into a subplot i couldn t remember what the heck they we re doing in the main storyline there were also scenes where it was hard to tell what the action occurring was because it was so stylized br br mostly i m just disappointed because i really like the concept behind this and there are a lot of things i do like the music and dance choreography are really great the supporting performances are uniformly excellent fantastic in both the acting aspect and the singing it s just too bad the lead actors were so bland ,0
a group of friends come face to face with a family of hideous cannibals whilst camping in the beautiful german countryside br br the mutant cannibal family concept is almost as old as the hills that the inbred freaks often call home so any director attempting to breath new life into the genre needs to come up with something pretty darn special in order to impress with barricade timo rose tries to give the well worn routine a teutonic twist by transplanting the action to the black forest and giving it the german low budget splatter treatment the result is a very bloody but totally unoriginal effort that is made almost unwatchable thanks to some dreadful directorial decisions—in particular the non stop use of fancy filters and irritating editing techniques br br had timo rose not opted to utilise every naff trick his editing software offered him then barricade might have been a reasonably entertaining gore fest his inexperienced cast do reasonably well the bloody effects are suitably stomach churning and there are one or two scares and even some well conceived creepy moments all of this however is completely ruined by the awful camera work choppy editing and overwhelming barrage of visual gimmickry used to give the film the distressed look that is so inexplicably popular with today s film makers br br i give barricade out of purely for the outlandish gore which includes a nifty scene where a guy is forced to drink acid loads of nasty wounds caused by a variety of sharp implements and some pretty decent shotgun damage ,0
a romanticised and thoroughly false vision of unemployment from a middle class artist with a comfortable upbringing it is clear that the writer director never suffered unemployment directly and certainly has no personal experience of it if you had to believe this absolutely ridiculous story unemployed men of all ages behave like teenagers have no anger no fear no frustration etc all the characters live trough the day by carrying pranks boyish jokes they do never look for work the do almost never experience rejection or anguish etc living on the dole is just about like a summer vacation from school ridiculous specially if you compare it with contemporary masterpieces from the likes of ken loach etc ,0
possible spoilers br br although there was some good acting particularly chloe sevigny and radha mitchell in the comedy half this simply was not an engaging film the segues between the comedy part and the tragedy part were awkward or sometimes not obvious this viewer was initially confused by the fact that the supporting cast differs in the two halves i thought with the way things were laid out in the opening scene that the people surrounding melinda would be the same people just reacting differently more of a he said she said premise however what we have is two totally different stories and two totally different women both of whom happen to be played by radha mitchell br br the two playwrights in the opening scene the comedian and the tragedian supposedly take the same premise and go from there but the two stories are only tenuously related they do little to support the topic of discussion which is that almost anything can be looked at as either comedy or tragedy nice cast but a disappointing film ,0
i really enjoyed this one and although the ending made me angry i still give it out of br br four college girls baltron kelly stahl and cadby are driving down to florida on their way they meet guys turner davis they really add nothing to the plot but are at least somewhat likable the girls agree to meet the guys in florida for some fun but they have car problems and never make it one of the girls decides to go to a nearby gas station for help the other three stay by the car br br soon one of the girls has to use the bathroom being in the middle of nowhere she has no choice but to go in the bushes soon she witnesses as a man march strangles a woman in terror the girl flees the area she doesn t get very far but manages to get lost br br her friends by the car go looking for her they too go into the woods and run into the same man one of them sees the dead woman the man responds by shooting the girls head off the other girl runs away manages to make it back to the car where she is also killed br br eventually the two remaining girls find each other and because they break into the gas station get arrested this is when i started getting mad these poor girls are afraid for their lives and the redneck cops don t believe them br br they are treated badly and one of them is left alone for the madman to kill her in the cell the remaining friend manages to escape but not without getting in dangerous situations br br this movie has nudity good actresses a shower scene imitating psycho graphic violence towards women and solid story some women will probably find it offensive and sensitive individuals will not like the ending but over all this is a great little unknown movie ,1
fascinating yet unsettling look at edith bouvier beale big edie and her daughter little edie aunt and first cousin to the late jacquelyn kennedy onasis they live in a rodent infested rundown mansion which was considered a health hazard by the city it becomes quite clear very quickly that these two are well past eccentric little edie seems to be the most off as she acts with the mindset of a ten year old even though she is actually the content is pretty much made up of two things the first are the conversations were little edie lambastes big edie for driving away all her potential suitors and ruining her aspiring career as writer actress and dancer these discussions usually become very rhetorical nonsensical and often times amusing the second part consists of long bouts of attempted singing by both parties each of course thinks their singing is perfect and it s only the other who sounds bad in one amazing scene big edie actually physically attacks little edie with her cane just to get her to stop her warbling very captivating yet one gets the feeling that their is some serious exploitation going on here and the subjects are just too far gone to know it the filmmakers seem to treat this like a freak show at the circus coming each day to record and chuckle at whatever bizarre behavior may come about ultimately this is a sad picture as it shows how the world has simply past these two by their hopes and dreams as decayed as the mansion they live in despite their bickering these two need each other more than ever for without the other there would be no refuge from the loneliness most amazing line comes from big edie whose many cats relieve themselves throughout her bedroom her response to a complaint about the smell is simply unbelievable ,1
i watch this movie all the time i ve watched it with family ages to and everyone in between they all loved it it really shows the true scenes a dog has and the love and loyalty you get from a pet just beautiful br br it s great for thoes who love comedy movies the tear jerker movies or even just pets br br the music is wonderful the animals spectacular the scenes truly thought out and the characters perfect what i liked about the characters is the true and nicely mixed personalities shadow the oldest a golden retriever he s the wise one filled with the wisdom and mindset of any dog chance the american bulldog puppy is basically a puppy with a witty side the comical character and sassy the hymilayan cat she s the real cat who shows what a real cat will do for their owner the real girly one ,1
this is an excellent example of an entreatingly bad b movie there are worse movies than this one titanic for example but this definitely shares the pile of steaming crap movies br br ok this was apparently shot in kansas city which explains why everyone is so lame the main guy looks like steve guttenberg and is even more lame than him i didn t even think that was possible in fact him and the main girl in the movie are responsible for the worst drama ever its not just that there acting was waaaaaaaaay over dramatic well actually it was of course the script was terrible which combines for a deadly one two punch in bad terrible utterly unwatchable drama br br the scarecrow lets talk about him the whistling you hear every time he s around is stupid and obviously dubbed in now his costume i cannot get over that its a guy wearing burlap sacks and a stupid mask i simply am dumbfounded maybe if your years old with brain damage you d be scared of him it br br one of the characters the token black guy actually used the line this might be a chance to earn my red wings when referring to trying to score with one of the girls on her period wow um yea that is the kind of dialogue you can look forward to br br oh in the beginning when the scantily clad girl is running through the corn why is it roped off i m pretty sure its not supposed to be evident just one of the many obvious mistakes made throughout this film another is the bad dubbing for the musical number yup thats right there all at the beach and the one dorkaziod gets up the courage to sing a song and play guitar for everyone and its so obviously dubbed its funny thankfully the scarecrow answers all our prayers and throws a spear right through the guy s chest when he s done singing overall the gore like that is pretty good this is one of those films when you rooting for these people to be killed by the killer br br ok there s a scene where the guys bury one of their friends in the sand then stand up whip out their peni and urinate all over the guy in the sand who does this really imagine it hey lets bury joe in the sand then stand up and take out our genitals like its no big deal and pee on him in fact this brings up the homo eroticism in this film what the hell a good part of the beginning of this movie is the jocks standing around in there underwear in the locker room and corn field while there doing the hazing what the hell is with that traditionally in film and real life jocks get the girls and nerds don t that really doesn t make sense as all nerds think of is girls and sex and apparently all jocks think of is sports and being around each other in their underwear i don t get it br br lets get to the sex as someone who watched this movie with me put it i ve never been so disgusted by heterosexual sex in my life and its true if you like hot a cup action or ugly old woman boobs then this film is for you i swear they found a girl with the smallest breasts ever and this is who they get to do the nude scene then the ugly old woman nurse shows her bouncy ones a couple of times and man i just didn t want to see that br br now i have to talk about the timeline continuity to this film thats what really is just bizarre it starts in the daytime then they all head to the cornfield and within like minutes its instantly dark middle of the night when they drive off from there saying their going to the beach its instantly day again and apparently they stay at the beach until night again and until day the next day so basically these events in the film cover days without any of the characters needing sleep or anything its really weird br br after the main killings have taken place it flash forwards to weeks later and apparently none of these people actually care that they saw their friends brutally murdered the surviving people literally pop some champaign and thats when i realized the budget didn t go to the script directing or acting it all went to that freakin bottle of champaign br br the ending stop reading now if you don t want the ending spoiled for you it truly is enjoyable br br ok so the end takes place in a church and the scarecrow put his soul inside the diabetes kid body then he fights with the steve guttenberg lookalike guy and he fights him with a b movie version of the power the emperor had in star wars i m not kidding its so stupid so somehow in the middle of the fight the scarecrow s soul jumps bodies into the guttenberg jr guy and then with the last amount of will he has of his own he impales himself on a cross in the church its awesome some blood but whats even better is that the cross is obviously cardboard you can see the bottom move off the ground wow yea have fun watching ,0
the priyadarshan paresh rawal combo has been golden before with the likes of hera pheri and hungama so i went into the movie at an indian multiplex with high hopes especially after the slick promos unfortunately like hulchul before it this movie was a huge disappointment br br like others have commented the premise of the movie which was already stale to begin with just gets stretched on and on without any development or additional layering after a while you just want the movie to end so you can go home if i had been watching this at home it would have been much easier to cut my losses akshay kumar s performance is average at best and john abraham should not try doing comedy again the comedy aspects of the movie overall were pretty week i only remember giggling like twice the entire movie definitely no sidesplitting belly laughs that consumed me in hera pheri or even to a lesser extent in awara paagal deewana paresh rawal had a few of his expected classic moments but overall because his role and character wasn t given much room to grow he didn t make much of an impact in this film br br neha dhupia who makes only an appearance in the movie was fun to look at while she was on screen and some of the songs are fun especially the opening and closing songs of ada and kiss me baby respectively otherwise you re better off just passing on this movie ,0
generally speaking the plot was much better than i was expecting the laugh track was a bit annoying at times and did tend to get in the way however there were enough real chuckles in this episode to make up for it my biggest surprise was finding some of the best lines and situations were not shown in the trailers spade in particular was not presented in the best light in the earlier promotions but his character comes across quite well in the pilot there is is enough eye candy to please almost anyone and all the regular characters seem up to the task ahead of them now if the writers can just live up to what they have begun ,1
this is a film i saw when it first came out and which i have seen a few more times over the years it s always enjoyable br br one thing is that the comedy does not take sides it skewers labor and capitalists equally only sid seems outside the classic struggle even though he s responsible for it br br spoiler warning do not read further if you haven t seen the film br br this is a fantasy though presented fairly plausibly ask yourself could someone support most of his or her weight in a single strand of fabric it would cut through almost any support br br also when cornered in an alley sid uses a garbage can cover like a knight s shield cute symbolism br br someday i ll get this on dvd ,1
i have waited a long time to see this movie ifc finally ran it one night i thought it would be something like barfly from barbet schroeder wrong this film doesn t recreate that underworld of chintzy dirty smoke filled character filled bars you associate with his stories it also fails to capture that bukowski attitude that mickey rourke did so well in the above mentioned film that natural smart ass attitude fans of charles bukowski will enjoy seeing scenes from his books on screen but those unfamiliar with his books could get the wrong impression about his works this film looks like just another movie of the week about a drunk and his relationships if you want to get a better idea about charles bukowski s world watch barfly ,0
when i saw the elaborate dvd box for this and the dreadful red queen figurine i felt certain i was in for a big disappointment but surprise surprise i loved it convoluted nonsense of course and unforgivable that such a complicated denouement should be rushed to the point of barely being able to read the subtitles let alone take in the ridiculous explanation these quibbles apart however the film is a dream fabulous ladies in fabulous outfits in wonderful settings and the whole thing constantly on the move and accompanied by a wonderful bruno nicolai score he may not be morricone but in these lighter pieces he might as well be so really enjoyable with lots of colour plenty of sexiness some gory kills and minimal police interference super ,1
i was reticent to see this flick before reading the external reviews and user comments posted here why firstly because mick malloy s humour can in my humble opinion be pretty crass and over the top evidenced by his ill fated shemozzle of a television show some years back and secondly because good aussie comedy films are sadly as rare as the tassie tiger br br sensibly mick has restrained his natural comedic exuberance in this surprisingly watchable movie who would have thought that a bowls club would provide the setting for one of the funniest australian films in years the cast is excellent with familiar local old timers all putting in believable performances br br interesting to see john clarke playing the villain in this piece it s a one dimensional part but jc still adds a touch of class as always good to see judith lucy also getting a guernsey or should i saw bowls uniform on the big screen she s a real talent pity a number of her retorts were expletives her own material is a lot wittier interesting character though bowls reporter on a local rag how low on the journalist food chain can one get br br crackerjack may not be the funniest film i ve seen this year but it s certainly an enjoyable diversion well worth a look lots of other people obviously agree with me as it s headed to be the biggest grossing australian film this year good to see someone finally make a quirky gentle comedy without trying to sledgehammer the laughs like so many australian comedies before it br br finally a bit of trivia if you re wondering which aussie rules team mick supports check out the flag on his workstation also look out for his old partner in crime tony martin doing the announcing in the final bowls scene br br br br ,1
john garfield plays a marine who is blinded by a grenade while fighting on guadalcanal and who has to learn to live with his disability he has all the stereotypical notions about blindness and is sure he ll be a burden to everyone the hospital staff and his fellow wounded marines can t get through to him neither can his girl back home played by eleanor parker he s stubborn and blinded by his own fears self pity and prejudices it s a complex role that garfield carries off memorably in a great performance that keeps one watching in spite of the ever present syrupy melodrama the best scenes are on guadalcanal where he s in a machine gun nest trying to fend off the advancing japanese soldiers in a hellish looking night time battle and later a dream sequence in the hospital where he sees himself walking down a train platform with a white cane dark glasses and holding out a tin cup all the while his girlfriend walks backward away from the camera ,1
don t pay any attention to the rave reviews of this film here it is the worst van damme film and one of the worst of any sort i have ever seen it would appeal to somebody with no depth whatever who requires nothing more than gunfire and explosions to be entertained br br seeing that this is directed by peter hyams it has made me realise that peter has no talent as a director but is very good at filming explosions and the like however movies need other elements as well for example a story this one didn t have one this might explain the awfulness of some of mr hyams more recent films hardly any better than this one really br br one can t help wondering how some people ever were put behind a camera ,0
this bbc series is astonishingly good fun i d only seen a few minutes before i knew i had to own it and watch it again with all my friends i wouldn t recommend this to anyone prudish but almost anyone else is going to enjoy it from the cinema snob to the entertainment hungry masses the lead character is a lesbian but it s still worth watching if that s not your thing br br rachael stirling is incredible in a lead role that stretches her into a dazzling assortment of emotions and situations some of a bizarre nature no one who saw this series would ever say she can t act she makes us laugh cry get turned on and slap our foreheads in amazement br br you can t really compare this story to anything else it s not a rehash of style or plot it s entirely it s own beast—part comedy historical drama erotica coming of age tale musical and more br br gotta praise the bbc for making this story i can t imagine anyone in the overly prudish and formulaic u s ever doing it so stop reading about it and go buy it ,1
 this is a review of the later english release by disney featuring alison lohman patrick stewart and co br br i really wanted this film to be good really really i m a huge fan of princess mononoke and spirited away and after seeing all the glowing reviews on this earlier miyazaki film i was eager to see it but i was shocked shocked i say at the quality of this film those later films boast well crafted plots dimensional characters and the best film music since well ever this film just doesn t come close br br might as well start w the positive aspects though like all miyazaki films this one is still very imaginative with a bizarre fantasy sci fi setting in a post apocalyptic world where insects are the dominant species nausicaa can also boast some far superior animation to other films from its time though not as beautiful and fluid as miyazaki s later films and the english voice acting is quite well done br br but this film just isn t good the characters are all cardboard from saccharine sweet little nausicaa to the ruthlessly evil tolmekians to everyone in between once you ve seen each of them for seconds you ve seen all there is and the fact that the plot just ambles along doesn t help br br then there s the music now hisaichi is hands down my favorite film composer but nausicaa doesn t do him justice half the music is s keyboards on overdrive and it usually enters and leaves so abruptly that it distracts the visuals rather than helping them i highly suspect that hisaichi was told to compose a lot of the music before he even saw the picture br br but wait there s a great message with this film right let s all save the environment too bad that this film hits you over the head with it like a sledgehammer there is a scene in which nausicaa hugs a tree no really i ain t kidding br br it makes me a little sad to talk about how lame this film is but for some reason all the other reviews on imdb seem to adore it and when the characters have to talk to themselves in extended sentences to tell you what s going on that s lame br br if you re the kind of person who worships anime enjoys s music and plants a tree every arbor day you will probably like this film otherwise save your money for his later films because they rock big time ,0
i love this movie my only disappointment was that some of the original songs were changed br br it s true that frank sinatra does not get a chance to sing as much in this movie but it s also nice that it s not just another frank sinatra movie where it s mostly him doing the singing br br i actually thought it was better to use marlon brando s own voice as he has the voice that fits and i could not see someone with this great voice pulling off the gangster feel of his voice br br stubby kaye s sit down you re rockin the boat is a foot tappin sing a long that i just love he is a hard act to follow with his version and i still like his the best br br vivian blaine is just excellent in this part and adelaide s lament is my favorite of her songs br br i really thought jean simmons was perfect for this part maybe i would not have first considered her but after seeing her in the part it made sense br br michael kidd s choreography is timeless if it were being re staged in the year i would not change a thing br br i find that many times something is lost from the stage version to the movie version but this kept the feel of the stage even though it was on film br br i thought the movie was well cast i performed in regional versions of this and it s one of my favorites of that period ,1
i went to the cinema slightly apprehensive i came out seething with anger at the garbage passing for a film i had witnessed the actors particularly travolta should be ashamed of themselves for their participation in this clearly the only thing in their minds was the pay cheque never mind the debasement of their talents and us travolta needs to go back to doing some more look who s talking movies as he has sunk back to the level of his pre tarantino work it comes to something when the l w talking sequels are better than this one travolta is no longer the king of cool but the king of corn michael caine himself admitted to doing bad movies for the pay cheque trvolta should follow suit if he has any self respect ,0
i just saw this film yesterday br br my girlfriend wanted to see it only because of richard gere br br i feel i wasted my time and money and told my girlfriend it s the last time we go to see a film just because a certain actor actress is in it i hope she learned the lesson because i had trouble keeping her in her seat as of me since i paid already i wanted to see the end at least just in the hope something good would turn up but i didn t hold my breath and luckily so cause i would have been a victim of the film just the same br br this is not a black and white film it s a black and black one the main character richard gere is almost as bad as his registrants and all sex offenders are portrayed as unredeemable hard core criminals and the bad ones among them were really very very bad speak of a cliché and the exploitation of a typical us phobia br br richard gere s acting was good as usual but the blond girl that s supposed to replace him was wishy washy at best totally unconvincing for the job br br the film tries to exploit a popular theme and gives it a cheap dramatic and sensational turn that just is unreal they just use sex offenders as an excuse to indulge in cheap violent acts of murders vigilante beating rape and torture something that almost seems gratuitous they even have a wolf attacking people in the film how low can you get br br i gather the film won t come out in the usa and will go straight to dvd that s were it should have stayed in other countries too but because it s hollywood and richard gere they just had to show it believe me without gere the film is not even worth a b series movie ,0
i d love to give kolchak a higher rating but the show quickly went from scary suspenseful to silly abc s fault they moved the show to friday nights at p m then known as the family hour never should have been on fridays in the first place i was a sophomore in high school and loved the early episodes it was first up against police woman on nbc abc had huge problems with friday nights bad season for them overall until barney miller baretta and swat debuted in january of kolchak should have been a hit darren mcgavin begged to get out of his contract to end the show too bad the writing wasn t up to richard matheson s in the original tv movies still mcgavin made kolchak his own as actors can do jackie gleason as ralph kramden and caroll o connor as archie bunker come to mind that ins set with the manual typewriters and clacking teletypes seems quaint and ancient today yet that was part of the appeal they were very lucky to have simon oakland reprise vincenzo from the tv films ,1
film follows a bunch of students in the nyc high school of the performing arts there s coco irene cara a black singer who will make it to the top despite everything she s helped by bruno lee curren a white musician then there s doris maureen teefy who wants to be an actress but she s shy and scared she becomes friends with motgomery paul mccrane purportedly the only gay student in the school and is romanced by raul barry miller then there s leroy gene anthony ray who sadly died in who s homeless and a great dancer but can t read then there s various teachers albert hague anne meara stand out trying to teach the kids br br the songs are great the title tune and out here on my own were nominated for best song fame won the dances are energetic and the young cast shows plenty of ambition and talent but this film misses the boat in the drama department many plot lines are brought up and completely left open ended by the end of the movie why did coco do a porno did doris and raul remain together afterwords did either make it how about montgomery what happened to him and did leroy ever graduate and how there are too many long speeches raul has two and moments that just lead to nothing i m assuming there were cuts in the script i can t believe the movie just left all this open br br still it s worth seeing for the acting and again the music there s basically not one bad song and the dances go full force and at one point stop traffic literally my favorites are fame out here and i sing the body electric which is a great closing song so i recommend it but can only give it a the script really needed to tie up loose ends and it didn t br br trivia they wanted to shot this film at the actual school for performing arts but couldn t get permission the dean of the school read the script and said there was way too much swearing in the film that is true there is a lot of foul language but that s how high school kids talk avoid the tv version which abysmally overdubs it ,1
a huge disappointment from writer hamm and director dante their previous collaboration on the first season s homecoming was twisted and darkly hilarious in all the right ways this poor handling of an intriguing premise left me bewildered the supposed payoff showing generic aliens extracting something from the brains of the infected psychopaths was completely unsatisfying and explained nothing if the point of the story was an extraterrestrial cleaning of the planet of it s human infestation why did they go about it in such a gratuitously sadistic and misogynistic fashion why not just unleash a completely lethal virus a la stephen king s the stand instead of having the male population butcher the females i kept hoping the episode would improve as i kept watching but it just got more pretentious and preposterous the religious subtext simply seemed forced but it was clear sam hamm must have thought it was profound by the weight he gave it i like a lot of both dante and hamm s work but this was just unwatchable ,0
i m into bad movies but this has nothing going for it despite what the morons above have said it is not funny i know comedy and underground movies but this is so boring that the director writer should be prohibited from ever directing anything but local cable access ever again to love movies and comedy is to despise this film i may never get over how unfunny and boring this work was if you like this movie you are a pothead as sober there is nothing here zero if you need to compare underground movies see kentucky fried movie or early john waters the movie starts by defining satire and i defy anyone to show me the satire the rule for comedy is this if it s funny you can say or do anything but if it s not funny you are not satirical you are not edgy you are merely pathetic and this movie is simply not funny zero ,0
moonwalker is absolutely incredible what else can i say michael jackson is the true king of pop rock and soul moonwalker has everything great story line fantastic music great visual effects and of course it has michael jackson ,1
as someone who was staggered at the incredible visuals of hero i was anxious to see this film which was billed as being along the same lines but better it also featured an actress i like ziyi zhang well i was disappointed on both counts i bought the dvd of this film sight unseen and that was a mistake it was not better br br i realize these flying through the air martial arts films are pure fantasy but this story is stretched so far past anything remotely believable it just made me shake my head in disappointing disbelief a blind woman defeating hundreds of opponents sorry that s going a little far also the major male character jin takeshi kaneshiro was so annoying with his dialog stupid look on his face and stupid laugh that he ruined the film too br br despite the wonderful colors and amazing action scenes this story to me just didn t have an appeal to make it a movie worth owning this film is no hero of mine ,0
it wasn t good the characters were underdeveloped and the only personality were from the memories i had of the previous movie which contrasted with the new personalities or lack thereof i seriously thought the opening scene was a nightmare by ariel because of how absurd it was it was serious it just reminded me of all the annoying characters on the disney channel everyone is hyperactive and the story jumps from action to embarrassing scenes without any really connection br br the most disappointing part was the horrible songs not catchy not amazing in the original ariel had an amazing and powerful voice and all the song are catchy and fun you remember them and want to sing them but the songs in this movie weren t creative in the least it s as if they re talking in a annoying sing song voice quite weakly disappointing i don t have that want to sing them feeling you normally get from a disney movie br br it s as if not one wanted to do this movie so they barely made an effort this movie would needs a new story line new catchy songs and more warmth and enthusiasm without the annoying look at me look at me i m so annoying mentality of this generation of disney ,0
something happens to sondra pransky when she enters the magician s box on the stage of a london theater little does sondra know the spirit of newly departed journalist joe strombel materializes to ask her to investigate the man someone has told him on his voyage to another dimension is the infamous tarot killer that has been on a binge of crime in london the only problem is the man accused is for all appearances a respectable upper class man br br when sondra tells her experience to the great splendini who is a k a sid waterman the magician is stunned but decides to go along the two would be p i s conjure an invitation to a club where peter lyman goes to swim sondra who fakes she is drowning catches the attention of this hunk who wants to see more of her br br needless to say the two of them will get into all kinds of funny situations until the mystery is revealed at the end of the film little does the real tarot killer think he can fool a resolute sondra who proves herself to be more resourceful than he gave her credit for br br the result is a perfect summer film with a lot of laughs that is just what one needs to get out of the heat into a perfect time in a cool theater woody allen has done better and yet this sunny comedy will vindicate him for past failures in scoop mr allen has taken himself from the romantic lead pawing his gorgeous leading lady his trade mark gesticulating is something this funny man will never get rid of since it appears to be his trade mark the film has some funny one liners that will go over the head of the viewers that might not be paying attention br br scarlett johansson the beautiful star of scoop seems to be the perfect foil for woody allen she plays the straight part while mr allen does his shtick a perfect combination both are excellent in their banter throughout the film ms johansson is a knockout beauty in her red bathing suit although they have dressed her so dowdy in most of the costumes she wears on the screen hugh jackman is seen as peter lyman a sophisticated man about town with the right pedigree he makes a good appearance in the movie as the man pursuing ms johansson ian mcshane plays the dead fleet street journalist on his way to eternity br br scoop is a light film for the hot and humid summer thanks to woody allen ,1
this is one of the few movies that was recommended to me as absolutely brilliant that really is if you give this movie a low note than you really missed the point you could describe fosca as manipulative but what if it is really serious that she gets ill when the love she is sure of isn t answered but what would you do when you are sure that the other one loves you and is only rejected by the fact that you are ugly wouldn t you fight for it at least i think it is better to fight for it that die in bitterness and it reminds me of the fact how i as a man react at first sight completely on the physical ugliness of fosca and don t look further at the person she is or might be this movie confronts me with very solemn questions about respect trust feeling manipulated and so on how do i now if someone manipulates me or is just trying everything to make contact what i think to be the most outstanding feature in this movie is that ettore scola made it absolutely believable that giorgio falls in love with fosca ,1
the first of the official ghibli films laputa is most similar to its predecessor nausicaa but whereas nausicaa was a sf epic this is more of an action comedy adventure with a fairly weak sf premise br br for the first half hour of the movie i thought i was going to love it once again you find yourself in awe of miyazaki s attention to detail and his ability to conjure up an imaginary world in meticulous beautiful perfection the animation though still not in the league of the later ghibli films is a little better than in nausicaa br br i mentioned in my review of nausicaa that one character is drawn in a more lupinesque anime style here there are a whole bunch of them the pirates they provide the comic element in the film though quite why it needs a comic element i m not sure there was nothing funny about nausicaa and i think it was better off for it still having said that dola the pirate leader is easily the most memorable character in the film even if she s basically a female long john silver don t be surprised if you re reminded of treasure planet at times and is well voiced by cloris leachman in the american dub br br the english voice cast acquit themselves well for the most part actually however something started going pear shaped for me about this movie by about the halfway mark i think the best way that i could describe it is that the characters get swallowed up by the vast scope of the story i ll come back to that later br br there is so much to admire about laputa and so many people obviously love it that i almost feel mean for only giving it out of but for me the operative word here is admire it was more impressive than personally affecting and at over two hours it just started to drag br br the crucial thing for me was this i really found that i didn t care much about any of the characters disney would have taken the care to develop the characters make you really fall for them rather than leave them as relatively two dimensional pieces to be moved around while you gawked at the amazing vistas in the movie even that would have been tolerable if there was some hard sf in the story to make up for it but it was basically a lot of gobledegook about princesses and magic crystals that s where laputa falls down as far as i m concerned and that s what holds it back from being a potential out of movie having said that it must be admitted that miyazaki was leagues ahead of disney in general in when you consider that their movie of the same year was the pretty dire great mouse detective br br laputa is a good film in some ways an amazing film and you should definitely see it but i do feel it s over rated i definitely prefer the earlier nausicaa of the valley of the wind br br btw if you manage to watch them in chronological order watch for the fox squirrel from nausicaa popping up briefly in laputa ,1
ok don t let my summary fool you this movie sucks hard but the worst movie ever this movie was terrible in ways people shouldn t have to rack their brains to describe but it is in no way worse than manos the hands of fate hobgobblins horrors of spider island or a small handful of movies as a review the movie sucks it s terrible don t see it with out mst or you may develop health problems but there are worse movies ,0
absolutely one of my favorite movies of all time i have seen it at least a hundred times and i can t go through it without crying i defy anyone to watch the reunion of celie and nettie or shug and father and not feel your eyes getting misty whoopie goldberg should have one an award for amazing portrayal and for the person who said you can t love the movie if you loved the book wrong im a testament to that ,1
the sea is watching has been made from an original akira kurosawa script and it is indeed a lush and warm film watching it will be a pleasure br br kei kumai as director is certainly no equal to the old but everlasting master particularly the mass scenes in the beginning of the film has some terrible acting but the overall mood and scenery is very enjoyable another thing that is missed here kurosawa always managed to let the characters be so much more then what they are actually showing and doing br br probably that was his magic on set while shooting and just maybe this script was not fully up to par yet br br maybe we just miss the eye of the master br br this is one lovely and sweet film but it is no kurosawa to expect that might well be very silly ,1
surely one of the best british films ever made if not one of the best films ever made anywhere script cinematography direction and acting in a class on their own this film works on so many levels so why is it completely unavailable on tape dvd never shown on tv why is it hidden away when it is regularly shown at the national film theatre in london to packed houses ,1
i did not see this film in the theater i confess to an anti vinnie barbarino bias who the hell was john travolta to be making movies i remember the oscar broadcast that year with travolta looking absolutely devastated when he didn t win how dare he when there were real actors in the running i m sorry john you should have won after catching this film on cable years ago i fell in love with the entire movie bud sissy uncle bob wes all wonderfully done i also confess to never passing it by when i channel surf i have to stop and watch over the years i ve learned to do most of the dialogue dance with my thumbs in my waistband and learned to appreciate travolta more the only disappointing thing to me was the oversight on the soundtrack of some of the music from urban cowboy looking for love defines the film but urban cowboy was chock full of classics that didn t make it to the soundtrack it should have been a double cd ,1
the recent boom of dating show on u s television screens has reached a fevered pitch since the first episode of the bachelor unsuspecting audiences have since been subjected to countless clones and variations including the bachelorette joe millionaire for love or money and the execrable married by america hoping to cash in on this trend and simultaneously tap and exploit a new demographic bravo has unleashed the disastrous boy meets boy upon the world and may they have mercy on us all br br the premise is simple and is designed to be light hearted an eligible gay man is courted by a number of suitors eliminated show by show until one is left but there s a twist half of the men are actually straight this is not much of a big deal but the inherent viciousness of the scenario kicks in after hearing the pay off if at the end of the show the gay man picks a straight man in disguise the straight man wins a cash prize the gay man gets nothing or at least nothing more than a few parting gifts a pat on the back and a hearty round of aren t you embarrassed well thanks for playing br br just the like the equally painful queer eye for the straight guy another bravo program this show is another example of stereotypes run amok what makes it even worse though is the fact that straight men are playing up these stereotypes for cash the producers of this show believe that all you have to do is put enough hair gel in a man s hair dress up in abercrombie fitch with a pair of designer sandals strip him of all body hair and fat and voila it s the gay equivalent to putting a white performer in blackface and just as offensive to those of us like myself who are genuinely gay and don t dress act like that it implies that gays have no variance or chance for individuality that they can t behave like real people only like stereotypes never mind the fact that the bank of suitors is sorely lacking in any kind of diversity all are gym toned most are white and all look far too scrubbed and cleaned br br this is another example of how instead of fostering acceptance of gays as dynamic individuals capable of variance and change hollywood has again taken a stereotype and run with it all the way to the bank i feel genuinely dirty watching this show as show any gay man who sees this unabashed parade of soft core pornography masquerading as legitimate television out of ,0
the straight story is a multilevel exploration of the goodness and beauty of america at one level a slow walk through the heartland it s kind inhabitants and amber grain at another level about growing old and remembering what is important and actively forgetting what isn t david lynch gives us time in this movie and helps me to remember that so much can be said with silence a remarkable movie that will rest gently with me for some time to come ,1
there are so many good things to say about this “b” movie br br “b’ maybe in connections but not in commission this is about the best of its genre that i have ever seen a grade a effort by universal the script is well done imaginative and without fault writing credits howard higgin original story douglas hodges story john colton screenplay director lambert hillyer handled the complex story and story locations very well no skimping on the loads of extras and locations i loved beulah bondy jimmy stewarts mother in “it’s a wonderful life” the fem lead frances drake is a beauty and handled her part with grace and pathos for her karloff husband lugosi likewise was correctly underplayed i think this is the best part i remember seeing him in as i said there were so many good things the african discovery of the radium “x” the melting of the stone statues somewhat reminiscent of the ten little indians in and then there were none agatha christie the barry fitzgerald version the glowing of karlof in the dark karloff’s mother played by violet kemble cooper with elegance and because of all these virtues i found myself believing in the science it portrayed i guess that’s the mark of a good piece of art ,1
this is a musical adaptation of dicken s oliver twist for the most part the original story has been maintained though for the flow of the film certain subplots such as the summer he spent recuperating and the half brother are omitted the biggest difference in the film and the story is that by the end of the book fagin is hanged an ending very different from this musical film br br this is a one of a kind musical one whose style and scope really hasn t been matched before or since not only are the songs often quite singable and memorable but the choreography of the film is a sight to behold whereas in most musicals a few people or perhaps even a small group are choreographed dancing here the numbers often run into the hundreds or perhaps more it s truly a sight to see and i was fortunate enough to have seen it in the theater when it debuted and is one of my earliest childhood memories having just seen it again a few moments ago i would have to say that the film only got better over time great sets wonderful acting and singing this is a special treat that is hard not to love br br by the way when i saw the film again tonight i was surprised by just how high and feminine mark lester s singing was for the film well according to imdb his singing was dubbed by a girl and this would definitely account for his voice ,1
brilliant ranks along with citizen kane the matrix and godfathers must see at least for basset in her early days watch it ,1
this is not your typical indian film there is some great sense of humanity and the characters are pretty realistic there is great dynamism in the interpersonal relationships and there is a sense of guilt grief passion passivity among the many characters while seeing this one gets a feel for the heavy burden of the years of layers and layers of history of social existence of one of the oldest civilizations the final scene of an elephant walking away in the rural area was a great footnote to such a ancient civilization and yet human relations are still preserved and nurtured saw it on dvd the two interviews with the director and the main actress are very interesting was surprised to learn that the movie has not done well or not being shown in india but maybe not too surprised the artistic patrimony of rural societies is being slowly lost and its inheritance not picked up by younger generations as some of the older musicians in the movie are no longer living today great film ,1
i knew absolutely nothing about chocolat before my viewing of it i didn t know anything about the story the cast the director or anything about the film s history all i knew was it was a highly acclaimed french film had i known more i probably wouldn t have viewed the picture with an open mind on paper the premise doesn t sound interesting to me had i known what chocolat was about ahead of time my interest while watching would have been limited however not knowing about the story helped me enjoy it throughout i had no clue has to where the story would go what the characters would do and what the end result would be it was if nothing else not a predictable film indeed it could have been as the story is told in flashbacks telling a story in flashbacks is often a risky move on the part of the filmmakers since the lead character is seen in present day the audience knows she will remain alive by using the flashback technique director claire denis is able to ensure the audience that the young girl makes it to adulthood without any serious physical damage giving the viewer the sense that chocolat is a story more about emotions than what is on the outside a lesser filmmaker would give france a haggard looking face one that screams of a confused and unusual childhood instead denis presents france as a beautiful girl someone who looks fine on the outside br br it could be argued that chocolat is more about france s mother since she is given far more screen time though i believe it is ultimately about france to me what chocolat is really about is how a mother s actions affect her daughter it is about how parents behavior stays with their offspring france is not ruined by her mother s actions in the story yet her mother s actions clearly made an impression on france had france not been affected at all by her mother s actions the flashback aspect would be irrelevant br br for a movie that deals with two time periods the past and the present chocolat was a very well paced there were no scene of excess fat none of the scenes felt gratuitous or out of the place the film had nice rhythm the editing crisp leaving only what was necessary to tell the story with a well told story solid editing and organized directing chocolat is one of the better french films i have seen it was responsible for launching claire denis career and with good reason it s an incredible directorial debut ,1
if you are like me then you will love this great coming of age teen movie i think it is up there with mischief book of love high school usa shout calender girl crybaby all great movies set in the lat s early s and it has a wonderful soundtrack not as many songs as in some of these type of movies but still great it is all so very funny at times and has a great love interest all the young cast are great i wish there were more type of these wonderful movies my favourite movie of all time is back to the future when marty mcfly gos back to well in these wonderful movies it stays in the fab s early s there are some movies of this type better than this but not many ,1
i must say it was a let down overall its great to see the way aparna sen has handled the issue of schizophrenia i am not much knowledgeable on this and got whatever it was depicted in a beautiful mind and here too its interesting portrayal br br but the thing that caused the let down for me was the artificial dialogues and over use of english its true that a new class is being formed has been formed in india which talks in english even at home but i am sure its not as formal as in the movie moreover waheeda rehmaan did not seem very comfortable talking everything in english charu s dialogue in bihari tone was seemingly much more realistic and digestible br br the second thing its about the abstract flavor she has tried to give to the movie i generally like movies with open ending but here there were many loose ends its like cut pieces are joined together to make the movie also there seemed no central theme to the movie schizophernia for sure was the main line but intermingling sister sister mother daughter adding doctor azmi relation no real use of brother bose bose s wife relations all were not required and made the audience loose track of what actually did she try to depict br br on the whole a watch for people who like off beat movies a must avoid for the ones who just see movies as an entertainment tool ,1
the one thing that occurred to me after watching this drivel was i would never get the time i used to watch this back again if you want to see stacey keach and michael dorn try and earn what must have been then the down payments on a holiday home then stay tuned wooden acting poor special effects the only comedic highlight was whilst our alien hero was in female form and this is over as soon as she has done her obligatory b movie nude sex scene within mins into the movie the opportunity to have made what could have been a decent movie disappears the moment nicole eggbert clocks the alien in a bar within seconds whilst the police military and joe public don t cotton on that the woman drinking coffee dosn t use the cup handle and wears four jumpers at once she must obviously be from another planet just where i wish i was when this movie was on ,0
prom night br br directed by nelson mccormick br br starring brittany snow scott porter jessica stroup and dana davis br br plot three years ago donna brittany snow witnessed the death of her entire family at the hands of her teacher jonathan schaech who has a bit of a crush on her now she is preparing for her senior prom with her stupid annoying friends once there they start dying one by one because the killer escaped from prison and no one bothered to warn donna because apparently her prom is too important to interrupt br br pros i got a few good laughs out of the film due to the terrible dialog and the dumb character moves br br an example br br everyone decides not to tell donna that the man who is oddly obsessed with her she doesn t seem that great has escaped from prison their reason they don t want to embarrass her in front of all her friends lol br br cons let me start off by saying i m a huge slasher fan usually i can have fun with even the bad ones i even like some pg horror films tourist trap one of my favorites was originally rated pg i also enjoy poltergeist and the grudge so the fact that this is a dumb slasher film that is rated pg does not have anything to do with me not enjoying the movie br br first of all i had a big problem with the story i like slasher films that don t even have stories at least they can be entertaining this is about a teacher who falls in love with his student so he kills her entire family a few years later he tries to make it up to her by ruining her prom and killing all of her friends then there were subplots that i doubt anyone cared about claire jessica stroup is fighting with her boyfriend she has cramps and i couldn t care less this should have been a lifetime feature not a remake of prom night br br and then this is a slasher film with terrible death scenes i don t even care that it s not that gory some of my favorite slashers halloween curtains the original prom night were not that gory but they still had effective murders here we have half the characters dying in the same hotel room off screen a woman being stabbed several times with no stab wounds and a closeup on a bad actor s face as he screams in agony i m sure that year old girls were terrified but not me br br i also hated the characters there was donna s unrealistically sensitive boyfriend bobby scott porter and i can almost guarantee you will never meet a boyfriend that sensitive in your life unless you are a gay male then we had donna s annoying friends claire stroup and lisa dana davis and the token mean girl chrissy brianne davis if you thought the characters in death proof were annoying try watching this movie and don t get me started on ronnie collins pennie and the dj jay phillips who gave me flashbacks to usher s performance in she s all that br br add to all that predictable plot turns a terrible soundtrack and a big lack of respect to the original material and you have quite a stinker ,0
early talkie feature based on a popular stage play a murder has been committed and a bunch of people hire a medium to conduct a séance to see who the murderer is while the lights are out there s another murder so it s someone in that room br br what follows is an obvious dull and creaky murder mystery most of the cast overacts to a ridiculous degree they act like they re on stage where you have to overdo things and it looks silly on screen most embarrassing is bela lugosi two years before dracula who really overdoes it as a police inspector static direction by tod browning who was always overrated doesn t help br br for browning and lugosi completists only i give it a ,0
absolutely the best thing i have ever seen on tv it was both entertaining and informative the reason i found this site is an attempt to find out how i can again see it br br in the light of present understanding of history we have to sympathize with gen leslie groves who was responsible for the nuts and bolts of running the manhattan project most certainly he was not as paranoid about security as most have thought in the past br br the casting for the real life people portrayed was outstanding it was the first time that i noticed sam waterston as an actor except for height he looked very much like robert oppenheimer br br the early scene in which oppenheimer is leading a class of graduate students was especially intriguing to me ,1
i mean really this is not going to help the australian film industry to make this kind of film with no values of any kind okay if you re a stoner and have nothing better to do then maybe i think film makers from here should try to show the rest of the world what great talented people we have and this is not the vehicle for it come on now this film is just tacky ,0
principally it is the story of two men who were part of the portuguese revolution it was easy to understand the contest but usually directors starts from a historical fact to speak about something else or they shows also the period before or after this fact here everything happen during that couple of days when the revolution acts it could also be seen as a kind of documentary the movie focalize to these two people showing as normal they were not like common heroes because the revolution come from people although it was made from military army from the title you can understand that they were just capitaes as the main characters nice colors and lights during the whole movie excellent work for the director being her first movie she doesn t fall to the banal way well shown emotions and passion of people and crowd the character of maia main one is well made and there is also a good interpretation for stefano accorsi able to show maia s limits this not being an hero ,1
this is a terrible movie don t waste your money on it don t even watch it for free that s all i have to say ,0
yet another in the long line of don t films of the late s and early s yet this one is much more than that this film is a highly underestimated low budget schlocker with a twist it has the grainy quality and bizarre soundtrack that is typical of horror films of the time period but it s the highly underestimated performances of the surprisingly talented actors actresses that make this movie good a young nurse arrives at dr stephens progressive mental hospital right after he has been murdered by one of his patients and all is not what it appears to be it seems dr masters a rather ambitious female doctor has taken over his duties and begun to implement her own ideas each of the patients take on their own unique personalities and have their own personality traits and flaws which make for highly entertaining interactions there is the nymphomaniac the crazy old crone the woman with an unhealthy obsession with infants and a man who has reverted back to his childhood among others there is also a strange little twist to this bizarre story that later finds the young nurse trapped inside the asylum with the patients running around loose and bodies piling up if you are a fan of cheap s sleaze than this is the film for you ,1
sitting typing nothing is the latest what if fest offered by vincenzio natali and starring david hewlitt and andrew miller as two losers one is having relationship problems got canned from his job because of relationship problems and the police are out to get him because of his job and his relationship problems the other guy is a agoraphobic who refuses to go outside his home is met by a bothersome girl guide who calls on her mom to claim she was molested when he doesn t buy cookies from him oh yeah the police are after him too after the mom of the girl scout call them in to arrest him br br man what a day br br what if you could make all of this disappear that is the whole premise behind nothing the two fools realize the cops the girl scout the cars the lawn the road everything disappear there s nothing but white space this is an interesting concept i thought i also looked at the time of this minutes had gone in the movie and i still had an hour left in the movie could the actors make this work and keep us entertained for minutes although the actors try minutes is a long time and there is clearly dead air in places of this movie but the two actors whom are life long friends with each other and the director have such great repertoire with each other that it was fun to watch for the dialogue and improve goofing around the two do there are lots of supernatural elements but it s more of their response to these elements that ultimately make this film worth seeing ,1
my my my peter cushing and donald pleasance must have been desperate for work to have lent their talents to this turkey a horribly muddled story about satanism in modern day greece land of the minotaur aka the devil s men is a misfire on more or less every level imaginable it has precious few scares always a slight flaw for a horror movie don t you think weak performances countless scenes where characters foolishly wander off alone or turn down the opportunity to remain in the safety of a group and some rather irritating editing techniques which add nothing whatsoever to the proceedings i got prematurely excited at the prospect of cushing and pleasance working together years after the flesh and the fiends but this film isn t worth getting remotely excited about it s a huge let down and rather an embarrassment for its much worthier leads br br in a remote region of greece outsiders such as tourists and archaeologists keep going missing and local priest father roche donald pleasance suspects that something sinister is afoot he writes to his friend new york private eye milo kaye costas skouras asking him to fly out to greece to help him get to the bottom of the mystery in the meantime three more visitors beth vanna reville ian nikos verlekis and tom robert behling who are all personal friends of father roche go missing while snooping around nearby greek ruins milo eventually arrives in greece but is initially dubious about father roche s beliefs that the missing people have been snatched for satanic sacrifices milo and father roche are also joined by laurie luan peters the girlfriend of missing man tom together they uncover the activities of a minoan devil worshipping cult headed by creepy carpathian exile baron corofax peter cushing these crazed cultists have been busily sacrificing their victims to a statue of the minotaur furthermore they seemingly cannot be killed by normal means so father roche has to use a variety of religious artifacts in his fight against them br br land of the minotaur should have been much better than it actually is the plot is so wacky and improbable that it has all the hallmarks of an enjoyably goofy cult camp favourite but the handling is just awful director costas carayiannis has no idea how to link the narrative together cohesively so the whole thing progresses like it was being made up on a day to day basis he also has no idea how to coax convincing performances from his cast so they are left to embarrass themselves in either dreadfully hammy pleasance cushing or dreadfully amateurish skouras peters performances what s worse is that the narrative makes no sense why would father roche seek help from a private eye who is utterly flippant about his beliefs how does roche know that the sacrifices only occur during a full moon how can the minotaur statue speak why is one one of the sacrificial victims instructed during a vision to stab father roche only to herself be stabbed a few scenes later before getting a chance to carry it out and most baffling of all why does father roche drag milo halfway around the world to help him when all he needs is a crucifix and and some holy water to dispose of the bad guys these questions and more will pop into your mind during land of the minotaur but alas there are no answers to be had frustrating dumb and disappointing ,0
well i have to say this movie was so bad that i would have walked out if i didn t have to review it for work and the worst part is i wanted to see it so badly that i drove all over the city paid parking two times because the newspaper listings were wrong vince vaughn plays the guy he always does the only time i ve seen him play someone else was in that movie with john travolta anyways the plot has potential it sounded great in the preview but it is filled with totally ridiculous predictable weak plot turn points and i was hoping that this would be one christmas movie where christmas didn t have to be saved and that santa didn t need a replacdmetn but nope the only cool part was the sleigh rides and the little bladck kid was the best character i m sure this movie would be great for young kids but for adults it s so lame that it s chore to sit through ,0
this is a wonderfully goofy example of a self produced written and directed vanity project while i was working as a crew member john carradine commented to me before the burning at the stake sequence this is the worst piece of sh t i ve ever worked on and i ve worked on a lot of pieces of sh t also an interesting moment earlier when jim mitchum was having trouble with his lines and started cursing in the courtyard location of the santuario a religious shrine in chimayó at which point one of the local vato loco low rider onlookers growled show some respect man which apparently caused jim to remember where he was as he then made a very profound and heartfelt apology for his inappropriate behavior in any case the crew did the job on deferment and were never fully paid but came away with plenty of particularly bizarre stories like the night we caught the producer director s year old son entertaining himself by constructing miniature burmese tiger traps for us to break our legs in like they say ya gotta love the biz ,0
sometimes i think that somewhere in the lifetime channel s office complex there is a room where the writer s hang out with a large wheel on the wall sort of like the big six ones in casinos the latter have a lot of spots where you win even money and fewer for higher amounts until there are perhaps a couple which pay bigger bucks br br but i picture the channel s wheel having about six different genres on its wheel with two of them appearing the most labeled the psychotic neighbor or the spouse with a hidden past or secret or both lifetime movies have a few repetitive story lines and these two seem to be the most ubiquitous br br the spouse category can have a spouse of long standing but some person appears or an event occurs exposing that the good wife was once a hooker one of the couple was involved in some nefarious act long ago or that something else in one of the background in different than presumed etc etc or as in this flick one of them has entered the marriage with the most nefarious of aims br br one constant in all of their genres is that the husband or other males are usually clueless vacuous and slow to have any idea what in the hell is going until the climax or at best very late in the proceedings unless the male is the miscreant not the case here br br whether the referenced miscreant might be the neighbor or as in this offering the wife it is always fascinating how easily successfully and effortlessly they proceed with their dastardly deeds they manipulate many of the others whack them as necessary assume various poses and juggle more deceptions than you can count with unfailing success until just before the end br br the lead actor here like many in this channel s movies is an old hand i noticed that another film in which he starred was titled the perfect neighbor br br finally the vengeful perfect wife in this flick dispatches those in her path with more expertise and ease than the most experienced and competent button man in don corleone s family could muster and i couldn t help but imagine that jack nocholson s melvin udall character fro as good as it gets with his massive ocd affliction could provide counsel to the anti heroine to assist in dealing with he obsession which was the basis of this opus ,0
this movie had a imdb rating of so i expected much more from it it starts out funny and endearing with an energy that feels spontaneous but before the movie is half way through it begins to drag and everything becomes sickingly predictable the characters in the office were delightful in the first third of the movie but we get to know them a little too well they become caricatures not real people at all this is the same story i ve seen hundreds of times only told here with slightly different circumstances the thing is i could stomach another predictable love story if only the dialog weren t so stale br br the only thing that could be worse is if the characters had inconsistent and unbelievable motivations and unfortunately that was also the case with dead letter office hopefully this movie will end up in the dead movie office soon ,0
i can t imagine why it hasn t been theatrically released yet it s got a great ensemble cast with sutherland lane and especially chris evans doing spectacular work wake up studio execs br br the story is based upon the experiences of the author screenwriter growing up as the poor kid in an extremely affluent community where class is everything and makes a difference in every aspect of life from clothing to justice br br during the film s q a the author was asked about his experiences and particularly what we don t know about the ultra rich he said they aren t stupid they re very smart as opposed to how they may portray themselves they ve got plans and they are a threat br br in many ways this film is extremely timely ,1
david cronenberg movies are easily identifiable or at least elements within the movie stand out as his trademarks fetishism the blurring between the organic and inorganic squishy throbbing things that shouldn t be squishy and throbbing existenz is classic cronenberg briefly it s about a future generation of computer games but instead of a video monitor visuals are supplied by your mind the game plugs directly into a bio port in the base of your spine and while the game is running the player can t tell reality from game jennifer jason leigh plays the game s developer guiding a novitiate marketeer jude law through the game s paces while in the game they uncover strange goings on and possible crimes but are they real or is it the game not even the game s author knows br br the movie is quite a treat keeping the viewer engaged but in the dark until the final minutes another thing i like about existenz is that it doesn t use a heavy reliance on special effects it s the story itself that propels the movie recommended for the saturday night when science fiction is called for ,1
what a good film made men is a great action movie with lots of twists and turns james belushi is very good as an ex hood who has stolen million from the boss who has to fend of the gangsters hillbillies his wife and the local sheriff timothy dalton you wont be disappointed jump on board and enjoy the ride out of ,1
i have not read the novel from which the film is based on so i cannot comment on what is missing or if there were changes made br br as i stated above i had a wonderful experience watching the kite runner i find that when i see films about other cultures than ours here in the usa i learn how other peoples live exist br br the actors in this movie are from afghanistan other countries in that area there are young children in this near epic movie in there first roles they were marvelous br br the scenes that was supposedly in kabul were shot in various parts of china i assume that the area is similar to the actual places in the book br br mark foster directed he did finding nevrrland he has created the same magic here br br all aspects of production are first rate br br i found this a better movie than those nominated won oscars br br the film is sub titled it is very clear to read it has a proper pg rating spoiler alert the child rape scene is very well handled br br i cannot however give this a star rating as the general plot story line we have seen many many times non the less this is a very worthwhile movie to watch br br ratings out of points out of imdb out of ,1
 might not consider this having a spoiler but i d rather be cautious than careless i never saw this movie when i was little i fell in love with it the first time i saw it with my three year old daughter i can watch it over and over again br br for the little acting ilene woods did in her lifetime she was a wonderful voice for cinderella very appealing very believable the music really fit the movie perfectly the acting was great loved the mice you really hated lady tremain and the step sisters they were just awful the cartoonists depicted the spoiled behavior very well br br this is a wonderful movie especially if you are into love stories my daughter has seen the movie about times and still gets excited at the end ,1
this is a great movie in the same genre of the memphis belle seen it about years ago and would like to see it again there is a link with the history of the hells angels how the pilot crew fight the germans in wo and most changes form pilots to harley motor cycle rs the movie is in a way really happened see the movie and reed the history of the hells angels at hells at hells angels com regards frederik br br cast crew john stamos john stockwell teri polo kris kamm directed by graham baker more » synopsis the story of a rowdy backwoods rebel biker who joins the army to avoid a stiff prison sentence after a minor brush with the law though he chafes at army discipline he soon proves himself under fire as a daring and charismatic leader of men in a motorcycle scout troop in pr world war ii spain more » mpaa rating pg runtime minutes,1
i found a dvd of i dream of jeanie in the bin at wal mart when i saw that it was the story of stephen foster being a musician and music educator i had to see it i had no idea what year it was made for it did not say on the cover just that it was a remake of s sewanee river bill shirley s portrayal of the composer is sometimes painful sometimes laughable the man has no testosterone and is a wimp all the way through i have a difficult time believing stephen foster thought music publishers were doing him a favor by publishing his songs without paying him for them in addition to that ridiculous notion there is a nearly minute segment of ray middleton and his black faced christy minstrels performing stephen foster s songs that was difficult to watch to say the least i can hardly believe anyone would consider this movie appropriate to resurrect in our current time it is an embarrassment and should remain forgotten fortunately stephen foster s songs will never be forgotten also eileen christy s portrayal of jeanie was certainly the highest point in this lowest point of hollywood history ,0
i never thought a movie could make me regret the fact that i subscribe to the hbo service now i know better jack is usually one of my favorite actors but not even he could rescue this part not that he tried jack plays his usual wiitches of eastwick type character unfortunately it doesn t transfer over to the american southwest he is about as believable a cowboy desperado as pee wee herman there is no edge to the performance and for that reason the comedy fails he is almost to goofy the remainder of the cast was worse timing in delivering lines is apparently something that the leading lady had not perfected as of and the others appeared to be just happy to be there my recommendation to those of you interested in seeing this movie is that you save your valuable time for something like watching paint dry ,0
caddyshack ii is one of those pictures which makes you ask why as in why was it funded why was it made and why was it released into the public domain br br to say the least it s a bad film it serves little purpose but to underline how superior its prequel was by setting an almost identical set of characters against each other in a similar storyline as a new money land developer attempts to buy out the establishment s golf course sanctuary br br right off the bat making the follow up a whole years after the original is somewhat bizarre i mean if your going to cash in on highly successful picture such as the first one then you have a window of a few years to do so but leaving it years means that the formula is hardly fresh enough to simply do a follow up or poor imitation as this is so your sort of obliged to reward fans of the original by giving them at least reference to if not indeed actual contributions by the actors who made the first one so memorable but there s little if any of this br br instead we get cheap imitations okay the passing of ted knight in the interim years would have made it impossible to bring back the memorable judge smails but robert stack s inclusion as chandler young a fellow wasp elitist akin to the smails character is unimaginative and seriously lacking in the sort of anarchic frustration that made knight s turn so watchable jackie mason s jack hartounian is a feeble attempt at recreating the non stop wisecracks delivered by the al czervik rodney dangerfield character of the first while dangerfield s role was endlessly quotable mason s is completely forgettable br br bill murray s laughably ridiculous groundskeeper carl spackler and his war of attrition with the pesky local gofer is substituted for his ghostbuster s co star dan ackroyd s role as the militant capt tom everett who s high pitched voice just splits your sides with frustration as opposed to the intended laughter br br randy quaid brilliant as cousin ed in the national lampoon s vacation series is quite the opposite here playing hartounian s unstable lawyer the looks of disbelief shown by the actor s looking on at quaid s character s intended to be hilarious acts of inappropriate violence echo that of the audience your not laughing your just asking what the hell is he doing br br chevy chase shows up all be it occasionally and wisely rather fleetingly considering the disaster that s perpetrating itself around him as club pro tye webb in the films only direct reference to the original not withstanding the golf course itself that is with his deeply tanned skin and loud hawaiian shirts chase looks like he s just got back from a lengthy summer vacation and needs a paycheck he distances himself from the events in the actual picture enough that he takes little of the blame and leaves with some all be it little credibility still intact br br jessica lundy as mason s daughter kate takes over from the danny noonan role of the original as teenager struggling against class divides sounds ridiculous doesn t it at least in the first danny an irish catholic from a blue collar family and his laughable attempts to make inroads into the white anglo saxon protestant dominated world of the golf club mover and shakers was played out to some memorable set pieces such as being dismissed by the resident lutheran bishop as well as being mocked by the offspring of the local yacht club lundy s embarrassment of her father s inability to fit in is hinted at being because of his jewish roots that aside it may also have to do with him being a classless moron but such intricacy s are swept aside though i stopped caring long before they were resolved at the end of the day noonan was trying to get ahead in life miss hartounian s biggest problem is getting the hob nobbers at the local golf club to like her multi millionaire father so that she can get a date with the club s prodigal white kid or so i gathered br br anyway in summation its poorly written badly scripted with lame set pieces and wastes a lot of talent indeed kudos if you were able to sit through it to it s conclusion it really is a penance there is that question mark though of why did so many of the original actors not return as opposed to being replaced by performers who on paper at least looked their equals maybe they just weren t asked or perhaps i suspect they actually read the script stick to the original ,0
laputa castle in the sky is the bomb the message is as strong as his newer works and more pure fantastic and flying pirates how could it be any better the art is totally amazing and the soundtrack which is reused many times after this im not sure if this was the first time i heard it and evokes in me the most emotional sentimental response of any movie soundtrack sheeta the female lead in this movie is totally awesome and the boy pazu is also a great role model he lives on his own the plot is classic miyazaki i won t give it away but the end is really great i rank this as one of miyazaki s three best with nausicaa and spirited away also you may want to check out howl s moving castle when it comes out sometime next year i hope if you like miyazaki check this one out as it readily available in the usa enjoy piper a,1
i gave this loooooooooooong film a because of the attractive actors and semi sexy love scenes otherwise if you can t read like a speed reader you will never get through the subtitles that try to keep up with the spanish speed talking and what the hell is going on in the plot if you can t read the subtitles endless stares and goof eyes and constant rejection just boring after an hour or so some good cinematography but also some so dark you think your screen has burned out how this won anything i will never understand difficult to talk about acting since the lead actors seem to just stare and look lovingly at each other when they are not pushing each other away the character geraldo is so attractive that it is difficult to believe that anyone would push him away and what is with his mother i just plain didn t get it most of the time except that there were three guys that all seem to have had a history with each other but never figured out who was whose ex ,0
honestly at first i watched this movie because of the gratuitous sex scenes i heard it possesses but by actually watching the film it just made me realize that there are still good and sensible movies out there truly it is one of the most well crafted and touching movies i ve ever watched i m a teenage bisexual and the film spoke to me about my predicaments sex religion love acceptance etc it gave me an idea on how to deal with these issues with the help of my self and others around me who love me for who i am cox really handled the movie well by sprinkling dozes of heart warming lines and a bit of sexuality in it it made the movie more interesting some people compare it to brokeback mountain but i don t agree myself brokeback mountain has more drama while latter days is well balanced ,1
i expected this movie was originally supposed to show before the election cbs s last shot at throwing a dig at bush this movie was just awful yet i m still watching it minor spoiler i think cbs got the same people who provided the memo s to do the semi cut in half sequence what is with the bad boyfriend storyline can the acting be more contrived or the dialog more like a ed wood movie who ever came up with this script please do us a favor stop writing if you want to see decent b grade disaster movies then see earthquake flood etc avoid this mess of a movie hint to cbs avoid showing us this crap give us re runs of csi instead better acting and more believable ,0
do not ever watch this film it is the biggest pile of sh te i have ever come across in my whole life and thats saying something the acting storyline and filming were absolutely dire this is the worst film in the world seriously doesn t it even give you a hit seeing as it cost my p from sainsburys and it was only made in hahaha this film is like a cheap college movie you can even see the camera in the corner of the screen although if u really wanna watch it you gotta watch the scary shark scene possibly the best piece of acting i have seen in my life ha ha i mean seriously this is the biggest waste of hours ever ,0
i first saw this film in in the midday movie spot after many subsequent viewings and purchase of the video it still makes me laugh out loud br br yes it s a relic of another age a domestic comedy set in affluent middle class america but well executed is well executed but it s also a document of its age a celebration of post war optimism the baby boom and the nascent consumer age this film is no guilty pleasure br br three wonderful sophisticated leads actors urbane melvyn douglas bemused cary grant daffily determined myrna loy complement each other and a memorable team of characters br br my favourite scenes it means we gotta blast and miss stellwaggen and this little piggy br br love it ,1
wow what can i say i like shity movies and i go out of my way to watch a corny action flick but snake eater i would have rather had a nail driven into my pee hole while my grandma gave me a lap dance lorenzo lamas pfft more like lorenzo lameass this guy has as much acting ability as bill clinton has self control it has all the goods to make a really bad movie even worse crazed hillbilles yep needless tit shot with a real weird scar yep crappy soundtrack yep i wish i could give the movie stars but is as low as it goes seriously i think someone was playing a joke on me when i saw this it cant be real the worse thing there is more snake eater movies guess its in demand ,0
not sure why the other comment on this film was so negative but i loved this movie i am a student of asian art with a particular love of korean art culture and history i thought this movie borough a very controversial and interesting character to life jang seung up is one of the maybe the most famous korean artist and continues to be revered as a master given the tumult of the time in which he painted and his own conflicted nature it is amazing that he produced so much work in so many styles and with such skill this movie honors his talent while taking a direct look at his erratic and somewhat self destructive personality the cinematography in my opinion was beautiful many of the outdoor panoramic shots looked like korean landscape paintings which i found a lovely conceit rather than overly arty and i think that choi min sik portrayed jang seun up with a necessary intensity and unpredictability i would highly recommend this film to art lovers and movie lovers alike ,1
my parents may enjoy this show but i fail to find the humor in it what is so funny about a dentist husband impregnating his hygienist assistant and the oldest daughter getting impregnated by the captain of the high school football team absolutely nothing it s a shock to me sometimes what people think constitutes humor nowadays blame that on shows like the dating game and the newlywed game bringing the issue of sex to the forefront in the mid s sure the series has its touching moments still that s no excuse for the content that otherwise went into this series this is nothing like the family oriented days of i love lucy some five decades before br br an answer i would have to why this series plays on the lifetime cable channel is because that channel s brass think women can relate to reba s character i absolutely dislike the character of reba hart s daughter kyra she is best described as a ditsy and bitter teenager funny i wonder if the actress who played kyra scarlett pomers is like that in real life away from acting who plays the blockhead ex husband dentist christopher rich is not much better barbara jean played by melissa peterman is ditsy in herself the characters of van and cheyenne are also very annoying br br something else that baffles me is why the dingbat of a series creator allison m gibson decided to set the series in where i live miles away from houston texas reba mcentire isn t even from this state she s an oklahoman why is it during one season or more they decided to make the incidental music sound like a pig snorting what i mean by that is where we hear this baritone saxophone being played with drums accompanying it but the melodies are basically tuneless ,0
i read the novel jane eyre for the first time back in it was round that time that i saw the bbc version with timothy dalton and zelah clarke it was an excellent version and very much like the book years later i laid eyes on this version and was horrified william hurt is totally miscast as mr rochester mr rochester is a passionate character where as william hurt portrays him as a block of ice the same goes for charlotte gainsborough it was like watching two zombies together this is story about love and passion but i couldn t see it in this version no back to the bbc version a wonderful time is guaranteed ,0
 deliverance is a brilliant condensed epic of a group of thoroughly modern men who embark on a canoe trip to briefly commune with nature and instead have to fight for their sanity their lives and perhaps even their souls the film has aged well despite being made in the early seventies it certainly doesn t look particularly dated it still possesses a visceral punch and iconic status as a dramatic post death of the sixties philosophical and cultural shock vehicle there are very few films with similar conceits that can compare favourably to it although the legendary sam peckinpah s stuff would have to be up there yes there has been considerable debate and discussion about the film s most confronting scene which i won t expand upon here and undoubtedly one of the most confronting scenes in the entire history of the cinematic medium but what surprises about this film is how achingly beautiful it is at times this seems to be generally overlooked yet in retrospect quite understandably so the cinematography that captures the essence of the vanishing fragile river wilderness is often absolutely stunning and it counterbalances the film as in a moment of brief madness we the viewers along with the characters themselves are plunged into unrelenting nightmare deliverance s narrative is fittingly lean and sinewy and it is surprising how quickly events unfold from point of establishment through to crisis and aftermath it all takes place very quickly which lends a sense of very real urgency to the film the setting is established effectively through the opening credits the characters are all well drawn despite limited time spent on back story we know just enough about them to know them for the kind of man they are like them and ultimately fear for them when all goes to hell the conflict and violence within the movie seems to erupt out of nowhere with a frightening lack of logic this is author james dickey s theme that any prevailing romanticism about the nature of man s perceived inherent goodness can only wilt and die when his barely suppressed animal instincts come to the fore there are no demons or bogeymen here the predatory hillbillies as the film s central villains are merely crude terrifyingly amoral cousins of our protagonists they shock because their evil is petty and tangible the film has no peripheral characters all reflect something about the weaknesses and uncertainties of urbanised homo sapiens in the latter th century and all are very real and recognisable burt reynolds is wonderful in this movie as the gung ho and almost fatally over confident survivalist lewis and it is a shame to think that he really couldn t recapture his brief moment of dramatic glory throughout the rest of his still sputtering up and down career boogie nights excluded perhaps trust me if your are not a reynolds fan you will be impressed with his performance here john voight is his usual effortlessly accomplished self and ned beatty and ronny cox both make significant contributions this is simply a great quartet of actors to conclude i must speculate as to if and when deliverance author james dickey s to the white sea will be made for those that enjoyed this film ttws is a similarly harrowing tale of an american air force pilot s struggle for survival after being shot down over the japanese mainland during ww it s more of the typically bleak existentialism and primordial savagery that is dickey s trademark but it has all the makings of a truly spectacular poetic cinematic experience there was the suggestion a few years ago that the coen brothers might be producing it but that eventually came to nothing being an avid coen o phile it disappoints me to think what might have been had they gotten the green light on ttws rather than their last couple of relatively undistinguished efforts returning to deliverance it s impossible to imagine a movie of such honest unnerving brutality being made in these times and that is pretty shameful we the cinema going public are all the poorer for this ,1
paul schrader and his brother leonard wrote mishima and in so doing clearly drew parallels between the life of yukio mishima and his work the film is divided into four sections beauty art action and the fateful day when mishima held an army general hostage and spoke to the garrison only to have it ridicule him and his bushido ideals of the samurai code mishima committed ritual seppuku on november and he planned it as a meshing of beauty art and action schrader edits scenes recreating that day with three different scenarios from mishima s novels temple of the golden pavilion kyoko s house and runaway horses the moment of seppuku is perfectly realized in relation to its shocking climax via pulling back the camera while simultaneously zooming in br br black and white sequences are intermingled with the colorful moments depicted in mishima s novels the black and white scenes represent memories from mishima s childhood and youth schrader correlates some of these autobiographical moments with scenes from the novels that often parallel mishima s real life such as his stammer development of his bodybuilding obsession and his fostering of the samurai code each of the three themes of beauty art and action is exemplified in the chosen depictions from the respective novels the color sequences are reminiscent of early stagy technicolor films giving the film perhaps an intended surreal quality considering the subject matter br br ken ogata plays the real mishima with unfailing determination headed to the general s office on that fateful day and resembles the real mishima schrader took tremendous risks with this film in focusing on the novels he did and with tying them thematically to both mishima s personal life and his literary ambitions the editing of the film between the three main sections of november the black and white growing up segments and the colorful novel scenes clearly point to the deliberate intersection of these elements of beauty art and action in mishima s life at times it is difficult to follow and there may be little to recommend for the uninitiated viewer of stars ,1
my spouse i found this movie to be very schlocky it started out good but quickly got unbelievable ridiculous most of the acting was poor with the exception of the little girl abbie who really was terrific in addition the dialog was predictable lame especially gideon the angel s also without giving away anything when one of the characters has a tragedy she almost appears nonchalant at first we thought it was shock but then we realized that it was just a terrible script we love almost all of the hallmark movies their heart warming stories but this movie doesn t rise to the occasion of being one there are so many great ones don t waste your time with this horrible movie ,0
nominated for best documentary feature at s academy awards my architect follows filmmaker nathaniel kahn in his quest to find out about his father the legendary architect louis i kahn lou kahn died in when nate was years old leaving behind an incredible but limited body of work unpaid debts and three separate families all living within a few kilometres of each other br br my architect follows kahn s life through chronologically examining his buildings and interspersing their beauty with the story of a charismatic but selfish and emotionally immature genius as the son which lou never publicly acknowledged during his lifetime nate has delicately placed himself in the story without overpowering the main focus br br when examining the magnificent salk institute in california nate evokes his father s mythic use of space and light in his buildings making it a peaceful and fascinating experience for viewers the shot of nate rollerblading in salk s smoky white central meeting place emphasises the building s harmony with nature it s breathtaking my architect also covers the difficulty louis kahn had with getting his designs accepted several fantastical buildings exist only on paper dismissed by more practical architects and property developers it wasn t until louis kahn went to the east that his visions were enthusiastically embraced in india where he built the indian br br institute of management a former co worker describes him as a guru in bhangladesh where he built the magnificent national assembly building citizens consider him a father of democracy br br watching my architect is a wonderful way to begin or continue learning about architecture and the importance of space but it s the irony of lou kahn s egotism combined with the transcendence of his work that will inspire you stars ,1
maybe one of the most entertaining ninja movies ever made a hard hitting action movie with lots of gore and slow motion eehaaa made in ´ and still the greatest swedish action movie made so far and we can hardly wait to see the upcoming sequel ninja mission the legacy of markov ,1
and that s why historic biographic movies are so important to all of us moreover when they are so well done like this one br br before i saw the young victoria i knew a few things about queen victoria but in the end i got much more knowledge about it br br emily blunt is simply great as victoria who would guess that and she probably will get a nomination at this years oscar s personally i m cheering for her br br for technical issues i am pleased to say that is a very successful production with wonderful art direction set decoration and of course like it was expected to be a terrific periodic costume design br br the one drawback is that i want to see more and know more about this interesting queen but foremost incredible woman and mother br br bravo out of ,1
a new way to enjoy goldsworthy s work rivers and tides allows fans to see his work in motion watching goldsworthy build his pieces one develops an appreciation for every stone leaf and thorn that he uses goldsworthy describes how the flow of life the rivers and the tides inspires and affects his work although i was happy the film covered the majority of goldsworthy s pieces no snowballs i do feel it was a bit long the film makers did a wonderful job of bringing goldsworthy s work to life and created a beautiful film that was a joy to watch ,1
several features of this film immediately date it the sound is rather shrill and one realizes what great strides have been accomplished in sound reproduction in the ensuing years the language of the dialogue is rather quaint and unnatural and the acting is still reminiscent of its transition from the stage techniques br br bette davis always gives a strong performance in all her films as she does in this early period of her very successful career i do feel however that somehow the cockney accent does not fit the facial expression i think it is the assumed cockney accent that does not ring true for me br br somerset maughan loves to delve into human relationships of great dramatic intensity which will please all movie goers as in so many of her character roles bette davis can switch from a beautiful seductive woman to a viper full of fiery hatred leslie howard is well cast as the withdrawn english artist with a club foot desperately seeking a partner and making a bad choice in a scheming little waitress br br towards the end of the film the young doctor meets his true love in a busy street they cross through the traffic completely oblivious to a multitude of horns and whistles screaming at them this scene is possibly meant to be funny but i find it quite ridiculous in this otherwise very serious film it is probably construed to send you home with a smile on your face and after all as far as we can see and hope for it is a happy ending ,1
a mixture of alien and ghost busters br br starts very promising then slows down to almost boring br br lifeforce contains some awesome special effects they were able to make in the mid s the story is intriguing but becomes quite lack lustre in the end it was rated r because of the nudeness sex and gore mathilda may s ethereal and savage naked beauty is very apparent through out the whole movie a bizarre movie and cost a lot by the time it was made br br this could have been a bigger classic with a better script but unfortunately it wasn t a great hit i think it actually flopped quite bad br br so something went wrong with this one but still it s very entertaining ,1
the movie opens with a flashback to doddsville county high school on april fool s day a group of students play a prank on class nerd marty when they are punished for playing said prank they follow up with a bigger prank which par for the course in slasher films involving pranks on class nerds goes ridiculously awry leaving marty simultaneously burned by fire and disfigured by acid for the sake of being thorough fast forward five years where we find members of the student body gathering at the now abandoned high school for their five year class reunion we find out that it is no coincidence that everyone at the reunion belonged to the clique of pranksters from the flashback scene as all of the attendees are being stalked and killed by a mysterious jester mask clad murderer in increasingly complicated and mind numbingly ludicrous fashions it doesn t take sherlock holmes to solve the mystery of the killer s identity as it is revealed to be none other than a scarred marty who has seemingly been using his nerd rage and high intellect to bend the laws of physics and engineering in order to rig the school for his revenge scenario the film takes a turn for the bizarre as marty finishes exacting his revenge on his former tormentors only to be haunted by their ghosts marty is finally pushed fully over the edge and takes his own life finally the film explodes in a crescendo of disjointed weirdness as the whole revenge scenario is revealed to be a dream in the first place as marty wakes up in a hospital bed breaks free of his restraints stabs a nurse and finally disfigures his own face br br the script is tired and suffers from a terminal case of horror movie logic the only originality comes from the mind numbingly convoluted ways that the victims are dispatched the absurd it was all a dream ending feels tacked on it s almost as if someone pointed out the disjointed nature of the film and the writer decided then and there that it was a dream br br technically speaking the film is atrocious some scenes were filmed so dark that i had to pause the film and play with the color on my television the acting is sub par even for slasher films i can t help but think that casting was a part of the problem as all of the actors look at least five years older than the characters they portray which makes the flashback scene even more unintentionally laughable their lack of commitment to the movie is made obvious as half of them can t bother to keep their accents straight through the movie br br all of this being said if you like bad horror movies you might like this one too it isn t the worst film of the genre but it s far from the best ,0
another reason to watch this delightful movie is florence rice florence who that was my first reaction as the opening credits ran on the screen i soon found out who florence rice was a real beauty who turns in a simply wonderful performance as they all do in this gripping ensemble piece from its a different time but therein lies the charm it transports you into another world it starts out as a light comedy but then turns very serious florence rice runs the gamut from comedienne to heroine she is absolutely delightful at the same time strong vulnerable evolving from a girl to a woman watch her facial expressions at the end of the movie she made over forty movies and i am going to seek out the other thirty nine alan marshal is of the flynn gable mode and proves a perfect match for florence buddy ebsen and una merkel provide some excellent comic moments but the real star is florence rice fans of s s movies don t miss this one ,1
i have just watched this movie on dvd late this morning and was so disappointed that even thought it was a good joke for the audience in other words the creators planed to make comedy not drama howsoever at the end i realized that mr tony giglio was earnest about this movie it s a pity because the dialogue is ridiculous the acting is poor and lifeless the story is a fishy tale poor ryan phillippe despite of his efforts his character in the movie remains probably his worst performance what to say for jason statham lack of all kinds of skills to develop the role which is an imaginary fiction for this reasons i vote ,0
this movie absolutely terrible not only was the acting awful but so was the sleep got while this movie played this movie achieved the all powerful goal of crap i watched this movie thinking my wouldn t b in vein but i was very wrong i guarantee u r better off just reading what i have to say about this unbelievably horrible movie b puttin yourself in the way of this dignity depriving movie i give it a negative for trying but no please no don t watch this movie i had friends who joined me for this film shortly after they were no longer found this movie actually will make u end your life please please don t see it i beg of u if u see this movie make sure u destroy all copies because this movie is a spawn of satan ,0
this film s trailer interested me enough to warrant renting the dvd however the resulting movie is absolutely dire admittedly this is not the worst film ever made or the worst film this year but it came damn close br br the main issue is the film not knowing what it wants to be comedy adult drama thriller teen porn the story is interesting as it deals with the pitfalls of mail order brides but the film is a mess what starts out as a mildly interesting comedy a word i use in the loosest possible terms then goes totally in reverse and degenerates into a very dark and distasteful misogynistic thriller nicole kidman should know better and ben chaplin is wasted as are matthieu kassovitz and vincent cassel whom i can only presume did this for the money br br this is a bad film in pretty much every single aspect it s not funny it s almost so sexist that you could almost forgive benny hill for everything he did and the dramatic elements are just downright nasty a film to be avoided unless you absolutely have to see kidman or chaplin in every one of their films ,0
i got hold of a discount copy of this i had seen it several years ago my only recent experience had been mystery science theatre where it was soundly spoofed one never really gets a chance to get into these movies because of all the byplay i love the beginnings of fifties horror movies they give us a pompous lecture on the defense systems near the arctic these were there to protect us from the expected soviet invasion but they should come in handy given the threat of very large insects br br this particular one flies for some reason despite its exoskeleton made of the stuff grasshoppers are made of they can still fend off air to air missiles and disable fighter planes br br anyway it s more fun first the obligatory deranged case who saw the flying thing cooling his heels in a hospital it just teaches one see an insect as big as a house keep your mouth shut i wonder if the poor guy got to go home after they found the bug br br otherwise this is a pretty ordinary effort it follows the usual efforts to come up with a way of dissuading the stubborn bug and leaves us open to other possibilities the russians next time i still get a kick out of these films and this one is serviceable ,0
tara reid as an intellectual christian slater usually great as a dollar store constantine and stephen dorff as well it s stephen dorff for christ sake i personally just want to thank those brilliant casting directors for the hard work and effort you guys are on heres an idea just my humble lowly opinion as the movie going public but it follows directly with your previous choices a movie about the most brilliant neuro physicist in history invent one pill to cure all diseases ever known to man and get this heres the clincher they have to be played by jessica simpson and paris hilton i knew you guys would love that seriously though you owe me ,0
the only part lacking in this movie is shue s part as the daughter wanting to follow in her aunt s footsteps as a daytime soap star otherwise it would be a perfect br br it seems that every actor enjoyed their parts and overacting to fulfill their own enjoyment as well as the script i have to wonder if a little ad lib ing wasn t taking place in parts it was well cast and there are some classic lines that will stick with you br br it s a fantastic movie everyone should see at least once i d recommend not drinking anything that would sting coming out your nose br br you ll definitely want to watch the last scene closely nurse nan has a little secret she d rather not have shared with you br br if you love daytime soaps or despise them this move pokes fun in all the right places ,1
about the movie itself there are ample comments br br i just wanted to say something about the german version which i have seen recently on tv it is heavily cut from to minutes it is usual that the most bloody scenes are cut for german tv i understand the reasons for that but this movie was something else they did not only cut gore shots they have cut entire sequences sparing only glimpses like we have to attack them one second shot of explosions in the camp protagonist running away br br when the assault on the island begins it isn t even possible anymore to follow the storyline all the cuts create something that amounts to a string of erratic disconnected scenes that don t make any sense anymore br br i could not stand to watch the end after spending minutes on this nonsense br br i think i would have given the original the german version is worth only br br get it on dvd and check the runtime first or forget about it ,0
 great news there is a bbc dvd release scheduled for st july uk there is also a scheduled release in states don t know the date can t wait br br below is my original comment br br i agree with all the other reviewers it is simply staggering that one of the greatest tv dramas ever has never been released on dvd br br the story line is gripping the acting is outstanding and the character development is enthralling br br over here in the uk we have quite a history of getting tv drama series and films out onto dvd through popular campaigns br br it s very hard to see why the rights owners do not go into a dvd production i m going to e mail one of the leading players in this grass roots movement and see what happens who did the production was it bbc rw,1
this movie is the proverbial s flick that shows the viewer that as long as he or she tries at something they can be better than the pros the main character doug showed off his skills in flying a cessna aircraft which somehow equated to being fully capable of flying a jet aircraft and being able to kill people we all would like to have a few million dollars to play with maybe make a good investment donate buy a few things but the directors of this movie decided to make iron eagle not once not twice not even three times yes four times the thing to look most forward to are the multitude hollywood endings in this movie just when you think the movie is going to end after a cheesy end sequence there s another cheesy end sequence then another definitely a movie one must watch to believe and maybe own just to remind oneself of how awesome the s must have been ,0
as a former kalamazoo resident with a fondness for the town i was looking forward to seeing this movie but what a disappointment although the acting and the production values aren t bad the script is awful the plot is unrealistic and the theme is disturbing br br the main message of this film is that women are nothing without husbands and children i can hardly believe how regressive it is in it s view of women has the writer been living under a rock br br although i enjoyed seeing my beloved city on the big screen i wouldn t suggest this movie to anyone it s terrible it s an embarrassment to the city it s named after ,0
after watching the trailer i was surprised this movie never made it into theaters so i ordered the bluray i had a great time watching it and have to say that this movie is better than some major animation movies out there of course it has its flaws but i can still really recommend it the animation is well done very entertaining and unique and the story kept me watching it all the way to the end some of the backdrops are just drop dead gorgeous and you can see the french talent behind it i thought that forest whitaker s performance feels a bit lifeless but that is how the character lian chu is depicted in this movie so overall thumbs up i liked it a lot and i hope it is successful enough for all the studios involved to continue making great movies like this i would recommend to give it a chance and be surprised how great a movie can be with such a small budget hektor alone is worth watching the movie since some of his moments are stitch like hilarious ,1
very disturbing but expertly crafted scripted and intelligently directed with a good eye for color and detail mary beth hurt sandy dennis and especially randy quaid are unusually good the story centers around a young boy bryan madorsky wondering where all the leftovers they eat every night comes from his parents hurt quaid strange behavior causes the school psychiatrist dennis to get involved it is a gruesome cannibal movie but it s not bad if you like hannibal you ll love this if you don t like parents stay away from the film just giving advice to cannibal lover and haters br br rated r for strong adult themes and graphic violence ,0
this movie has some good performances as others have pointed out but suffers as others have pointed out except for the people who apparently are either friends of the filmmaker or the cast to otherwise explain why they would deem this a from some self conscious and self absorbed film school padding and excess plots this is the type of plot that sex in the city could handle in a half hour episode so there was no reason for it to be even an minute movie a perfect example of wasted footage is the fast forwarding montage in the first third of the movie some of the back story is merited but too much time for example was spent on daria character with the anal sex boyfriend and on the back story for paulie who was not a realistic character although the actor did a decent job with the lines he was given br br the worst aspect of the movie was the level of amateurish parts from typos in the typed material to bad jumps and edits poor camera positions angles lighting problems throughout and most glaringly a poorly written script with a badly developed concept if the writer also the director and lead had collaborated with someone he might not have ended up with a rotten score on rotten tomatoes which further belays the ability of anyone to truly believe the people who gave it a on the rating system here ,0
this is actually one of my favorite films i would recommend that everyone watches it there is some great acting in it and it shows that not all good films are american ,1
my wife and i enjoy bad science fiction movies some movies are so bad they are good mansquito was one of those that one was bad but it had some redeeming qualities it makes you wonder how a self respecting actor approaches lines like hey mansquito br br this one is so bad it has now taken its place as our standard for bad it isn t just a bad movie it really stinks there was the coed strike force the indian that rode around in a black cloak and used a sword for crying out loud he shot down a helicopter with an arrow br br we tried to laugh at this movie but there were no points at which it didn t rise above pitiful we couldn t come up with any redeeming features except for one those were the words the end br br there seemed to be no plot no character development and no point to the movie someone in hollywood needs to be fired ,0
yes a real stinker i saw this movie on the advice of my sweet friends who told me that this is a great psychological movie this film makes every effort not to be understandable i was aware that i was in for a stinker after seeing the first minutes i waited since i expected to see something valuable and most important of all i paid for this film the wait was unbearable after seeing the film i talked with my friends and learned that in the intellectual environments they call themselves under this title of turkey this movie had recognised as a masterpiece yes a masterpiece but in the category of stinkers i think that a movie must be self explanatory this film is just the opposite keep away from this thing which calls itself a movie burn your money instead of paying for this phenomenon rate out of ,0
 mainly because ju on boasts an outrageous forty minutes worth of material literally taken straight out of the first ju on and when you consider that the sequel only runs for minutes that leaves you with original minutes worth of film ho hum i found that deeply irritating as if viewers simply wouldn t remember the same stuff not to mention dull having to watch it all over again br br ok that complaint aside the byline for ju on was that it was supposed to explain a lot of the unanswered questions from the first movie which frankly over minutes simply doesn t go far enough to making any kind of sense of the original s highly convoluted storyline br br there are however some really nice new horror sequences which show how good the film might have been had it had some time to develop and some of the questions raised by the original some but not all are answered br br so in conclusion if you loved the first original movie and want to see some further developments on the story go for it but just remember to keep your remote control to hand with your finger on the fast forward button for forty minutes ,0
actually this flick made in has pretty good production values the actors are attractive and reasonably talented there aren t a bunch of clowns running around blasting away expending hundreds of rounds but never hitting flesh nor are there wild car chases crashes where thousands of dollars worth of beautiful machines are uselessly trashed br br the interiors look respectably modern architecturally and the equipment looks up to snuff well there is that high tech computer room furnished with what look like leftovers from a s electronics lab and the pancake make up on the corpses cracked me up not pancake make up in the conventional sense but what looks like dried pancake batter slathered over their exposed skin this is supposed to support the idea that the bodies have calcified though how the virus would accomplish this transmutation is an exercise left for the student viewer br br ah yes the virus i would like to tell you that this is not the absolute worst premise for a sci fi horror flick i know of but i can t a computer virus that is transmitted via a television or computer monitor screen and becomes a lethal biological pathogen gimme a break warp drives a la star trek are one thing but photons becoming viruses this is so silly the desired fright factor just isn t realizable the flick could have used one of those awful dream sequences where the dead come alive or have a cat jump out of the closet or something because the viral thingamajig isn t doing it br br one presumes robert wagner has the same excuse for playing in this inanity that lord oliver gave for some of his later trashy venues he needed the money no other comparison between the two should be construed however ,0
i really enjoyed this film i m not usually one for fairy tales or make believe storeys but this film captured my attention br br i first saw this film on the uk channel hallmark which usually shows afew tacky films but then snow queen came along and i was loving it i really really admire bridget fonda in this movie she plays the snow queen brilliantly and glamorously br br i won t explain what the story is about as other people have already done so so there is no point repeating br br i would just suggest that if you want to watch a fun fairy tale journey get this film but if you want to purchase it and you live in the uk you might have a hard time i ve bought it from south korea brand new english edition of course ,1
this show is beautifully done when it first came out i though it nothing more than a light hearted family comedy with quite a few good one liners it seemed to express many families really well too with different concepts of both parent and child however like i said i never thought any more of it then a good watch on an evening however my view was shot out the other window when the tragic death of the fantastically funny john ritter accrued the programme stood it s ground and really commended the characters life in a very sensitive way that also touched the hearts of all the admire res of john ritter a fantastic actor with the talent to do anything when the show aired after ritters passing i really wanted to just give my dad a hug and let him know how much he meant to me i thought this shone threw the acting talents of the three children particularly that of bridget s character who was worried of the last words she said to him it reminded me that no matter what horrible things i say to my dad i don t mean them and it s very important that he knows this great show,1
 seconds into the opening credits i had this feeling that this was going to be a bad movie but i didn t know just how bad then the actor playing the evil nazi scientist opens his mouth and my friend and i decide that in order to survive this movie we ll have to turn the volume down make up our own dialogue and double the speed on the dvd but that didn t help about half way through we turned it off now i ve lived through some very bad movies before both with and without the aide of mystery science theater and svengoolie but there are just some movies which i doubt even the bots can save the biggest part of the movie that bothered me the most was that the people hypnotized into believing they re zombies had rotting green skin i guess they were all hypnotized into death then hypnotized into rotting themselves stick to the real b movie cult classics like plan nine from outer space ,0
i thought this would be a sequel to the original th chamber of shaolin but actually it s more of a light hearted sister to the original gordon liu still stars as a would be hero on a quest to learn kung fu to defeat those pesky manchus but this time around it s lighter and more comedic the film centres around the local dye mill where wages are cut due to the hiring of new manchurian bosses liu plays chao who is able to fool the mill bosses into thinking he is a shaolin monk possessing almost magical kung fu skill but his luck runs out he is exposed as a fraud and he promises the mill workers that he will go to the shaolin monastery to learn kung fu and return to protect them br br the comedy really begins at the monastery where chao makes several bungling attempts to get accepted this sets up lots of really funny moments and lots of great fight choreography continuing in the th chamber tradition we see all kinds of neat and interesting and supremely hokey training methods at the monastery as well as creative uses of wooden benches as weapons br br also unique and of note is the blending of kung fu and the craft of bamboo scaffold building chao is not accepted as a student at shaolin but is made to build bamboo scaffolding for the year restoration of the monastery on the dvd i bought there is a special on bamboo scaffold building and the inspiration that director lau kar leung drew from it this is a craft many hundreds perhaps thousands of years old and in hong kong scaffolding is still built of bamboo even on large high rises though the west exclusively uses steel tubes and clamps as a result of his scaffolding work chao develops a special style of kung fu when asked what kind it is he hilariously replies scaffolding kung fu which he first tests during a dust up with the monastery s abbot in the final confrontation with the manchus there is a dazzling array of creative uses for bamboo poles and ties br br from a comedy perspective i think it s one of the best of the kung fu genre as a kung fu film in general it also stands out i recommend it to anyone ,1
the banner says it all this is one really bad movie which is sad because i normally like sheffer and i have been impressed with andrea roth in other roles this however is terrible i wont waste any more time its just that bad ,0
worst horror film ever but funniest film ever rolled in one you have got to see this film it is so cheap it is unbeliaveble but you have to see it really p s watch the carrot,1
i may be a good old boy from virginia in the confederate states of america but this man does it for me that mustache gets me riled up i remember when i first saw a video of his that girl he beat was amazing the depth of his acting when they cut to his weathered facade was a new level of masculinity it reminds me of the granite sculptures of our mt rushmore if i could ask him one question it would be if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself will orhan be doing a reunion tour take note from the greats like gordon lightfoot true music from the heart never fades away vive la john denver gracias my friend o f f l orhan fan for life ,1
there s really not a whole lot to say about this it s just really really bad the acting is bad the script is bad and the editing is probably one of the worst jobs ever it s so sloppy and choppy that it serves only to confuse the audience there s no real to plot to speak of mostly it s a really fake looking monster fish attacking europeans trying to pass themselves off as americans pass on this one ,0
it s one of the funny things about being young that one can be fooled easily by advertising i have spoken before on another film in which the commercial for the comedy film makes it seem funnier than it is seeing the ad for this in made me think this was going to be a wildly funny film what i and my brother who went and saw it with me didn t know is that the scene used in the tv ad was the very last scene in the film br br since this scene is the end result of all that came before in the film i can only guess that there was nothing else funny to use the last scene is thanks to a youth potion dr fu manchu turns from a long bearded old man into a bright young asian elvis like rock star with back up singers no less br br set for no real reason in the s peter sellers does his best with the material at hand but he s not given any really good reason for his comedic moments the rest of the actors were just plain dull and my brother and i sat all through this barely laughing at anything it was only natural that we were expecting a pink panther type comedy peter sellers was so great at that br br it s a pitiful shame this was his last film before he died his appearance on the muppet show was more entertaining than this ill conceived flop still i don t fault him i fault everyone else involved for not trying to make a better film of this stars is being generous ,0
smashing film about film making shows the intense and strange relationships that can develop between directors their actors the manipulation and mind games the preening egotism of performers as in any workplace sexuality complicates matters but here to the nth degree as they are filming a sex scene br br absolutely fantastic performances from gregoire colin as the fragile wannabe macho male lead and supremely anne parillaud as the director s self portrait the image of her laughing eating a banana at the end having finally got what she wants out of her puppets is pure delight ,1
as i ve said in the title of this review it pains me to say this but hitch reaches the zenith of what hollywood romantic comedies can ever hope to aspire to i ve been a critic of both the genre and it s namesake for as long as i can remember myself but on an almost tragic note hitch has caused me to spend somewhere in the neighborhood of two hours of my life with a ridiculous smile plastered across my face br br this movie may be misogynistic and presumptuous at times but it nonetheless possesses a certain humor about it whose subtlety may only be described as british this is a wonderful attempt by hollywood to make or remake as the case may be a film which appeals to all of our wishes for a romantic comedy which can make us both think and laugh simultaneously i grudgingly and most evasively give this movie a out of something you shall hardly see me do for a romantic comedy in the near future or so at least i hope ,1
i first rented this film many years ago and was completely enthralled by it just recently feeling a strange need to revisit some of the way too few films that i ve immensely enjoyed in my lifetime i decided to give erendira another look and i m glad i did as i soon discovered that even the passage of time has not in the least dulled the shine of this film br br the story is about a teenaged girl erendira played remarkably by claudia o hana in some respects she resembles winona ryder who accidentally burns down her grandmother s mansion after which the grandmother played downright hypnotically by irene papas forces the girl into a life of prostitution on the road to repay the damages br br the viewing is at once fascinating and compelling though inspite of the basic premise which deals with prostitution is tastefully void of gratuitous steamy sexual content the story revolves more around the interactions between the girl and her grandmother and the various other colorful characters with whom they come into contact on their sojourn which by the way is in the rough and tumble part of rural mexico br br the film is very atmospheric arrestingly enigmatic with a decided dreamlike quality it sometimes borders on the bizarre but not to the point of say a david lynch film it s also worth mentioning that the film is very allegorical in nature read the comments from previous viewers below br br often in the background you hear the sounds of a lone accordion quiet and melancholy adding just the right musical accents to highlight the mexican setting the cinematography of the rural places many of which are in the desert is quite superb br br the film moves at a nice pace neither too fast nor too slow and after every scene i felt i had to rewind the tape and play it over again just because it makes you want to do that for me anyway it really is that compelling br br hopefully you will see the film in its spanish language version with subtitles i studied spanish in high school as well as in college and i was happy to be able to understand much of the dialogue por ejemplo el mundo no es tan grande como pensaba the world s not as big as i thought i e it s a small world br br this film somehow reminds me of stumbling upon a dusty old bottle of vintage wine which upon drinking is immensely satisfying however you are left with some sadness upon realizing that there aren t more bottles just like this one ,1
two of hollywood s great child stars elizabeth taylor and mickey rooney are perfectly teamed to deliver one of the all time family classics the story of a determined year old girl whose adoration for horses won t allow her to turn away from her goal to win the british nationals mickey rooney is the newly orphaned drifter looking to tie himself over until he can follow his own dreams br br a beautiful side plot reveals that the girl s mother had ambitions of her own as a young girl repeatedly overruling the father s decisions in favor of their spirited daughter it is mother who seems to know best the scene where the exhausted taylor rushes to go to school is priceless father protests why did you let her go to school she ll drop from exhaustion before noon not to worry she d be back within a half hour it was saturday the brilliant technicolor the sumptuous music score and those beautiful faces all telling a bittersweet story here s a good reason for the old saying they don t make m like that anymore ,1
this game ranks above all so far i had the honor of playing mine on ps so the graphics were really good the voice acting was above standard the difficulty level is just right wesker has to be the best characters in the re series in my opinion the story amazed me and took many different twist that i wasn t expecting the only rating this game deserves is great ,1
omg this is one of the worst films iv ever seen and iv seen a lot i m a film student i don t understand why angelina jolie would be in this movie did she need the money that badly i love aj and have seen almost everything shes ever been in so i watched this tick another one off it was soo bad not even good bad just bad bad it had or funny little moments but all in all it was bad n a waste of minutes i cant even say aj looked good in it because well she didn t the plot is predictable unless you r expecting a re telling of romeo and juliet then its not all round disappointing maybe if your this could be a good film otherwise i really don t recommend it ,0
for those that are great fans and collectors of dinosaurs like i am it is not only a very informative series but also puts our imagination to fly colors composition great models and camera angles fantastic photography and filming presentation superb thanks ,1
people are being too hard on the film sometimes we should just sit back and enjoy the story without attempting to review it br br the whole thing comes together when hackman decides not to pull the trigger but his target still goes down then the fun begins as everyone about him also go down br br just think jfk and all the people associated in any way with his assassination who s lives ended abruptly and in questionable ways and you ll appreciate what is implied in this film br br i think it s an excellent interpretation of what may well have occurred though the exact story line my not have been followed hindsight here after reading jim maars crossfire but it s what is implied that is of interest br br i d love to get a copy of it to view it again in light of what is known today the domino principle is right on ,1
wow don t watch this thinking it s going to be a relaxing circus evening it will keep you on the edge of your seat all the way through circus has never been more colourful more exciting and more breathtaking the whole concept is truely amazing you re taken into the world of cirque du soleil and are left with a thousand thoughts when you leave there s only one thing left to do get the cd and or dvd and live through it again and again and again get addicted it s well worth it must be next to the most beautiful thing on earth and one of cirque du soleil s best programmes ,1
ok i will make this review short and to the point for those people whose mental capacity is perfect for watching this movie everybody knows of motion picture association of america s ratings g pg pg r and nc for the purposes of this movie i think the mpa should create a new rating standard iq ,0
a movie visually graceful but interesting is mainly the plot the film depicts a zigzag progress of exploring the main actor s innermost feeling max who has lived in new york for two years and intend to marry a girl he met there comes back to paris and unexpectedly meets his ex girlfriend whom he still fancies very much but finally finds out the one he loves the most in fact is her best friend non linear narration thus many flashbacks and every part are articulated quite well the three women max has met symbolize something we must pursue although possibly having no clear picture about the underlying motivations his fiancee is the one he needs rather than the one he loves and thus completely no loyalty we can see she gives him also no love but only stability true love also cannot be found in his relation with the ex girlfriend merely a fantasy for him to escape many things very romantic he has done for her but almost nothing seems amenable the one who really animates max s life in fact is her best friend the equilibrium achieved at the end is not identical to the initial equilibrium because max has understand much more about his innermost feeling the nonlinear structure makes the progress of searching look more complicated not equally ingenious as pulp fiction but things seem much more natural in the apartment max is not the only character who undergoes a transformation and in fact interesting is also the description to romane bohringer the good cinematography also makes her and monica bellucci look very beautiful a good commentary of today s love and undoubtedly a film worth seeing br br ,1
having never seen the original dirty harry i judged this movie on a clean slate and i must say i quite enjoyed it sure some of the acting by sondre locke made me a little squeemish but hey it was the s but even if you can t get past her and i almost couldn t or her revenge killings which seemed a little overdone p it s worth it just for dirty harry or at the very least the bull dog he affectionately names meathead p br br ,1
miriam hopkins is the lady with red hair in this biopic of mrs leslie carter which also stars claude rains as david belasco richard ainley as lou payne and a fine cast of supporting players including laura hope crews and victor jory br br miriam hopkins and claude rains give wonderful performances hopkins was a beautiful actress who really makes us feel for mrs carter rains is great as the flamboyant egotistical producer writer actor impresario david belasco one of the great names in theater br br though mrs carter s second husband lou payne served as adviser on this film it s a poor representation of the real events of mrs carter s life true there was a much publicized and bitter divorce and she was undoubtedly viewed as a scandalous character for that and for becoming an actress however she had custody of her son dudley so there was no custody battle once she broke with belasco she did not go back to him and in fact started working in vaudeville and actually made some films toward the end of her life she did indeed marry lou and he became her leading man in many productions br br the driving force for mrs carter in the beginning of this film is regaining custody of her son but she finally realizes that in her time away from him he is thoroughly bonded with his father in the film also and i m not sure if it was true in real life she traveled with her mother and lived in a theatrical boarding house which gives the film some added interesting atmosphere br br not a bad movie probably not a depiction of the greatness of either carter or belasco one of mrs carter s most famous moments was in the heart of maryland where she wore a wig with six foot tresses off stage fans blew her hair as she hung feet above the stage clutching the center of a bell to keep it from ringing quite a visual ,1
for those of you who have no idea what bug juice is or was it was a children s reality show about real kids living at summer camp bug juice is the show that inspired me to go to camp it was full of romance friendships fights overcoming your fears and dealing with the struggles of living away from home for months it was an amazing show that is no longer shown on t v regularly but is amazing non the less the show was never dull and always attracted my attention it s really nice for kids who have never been to a summer camp to really see what it s like before going plus disney did a really good job of picking camps to showcase because who wants to see a show that s at a camp for like only a week the length of the camps where perfect for this show and the environment they where in was fantastic they where camps all over the u s that each provided unique activities for the campers it was a truly amazing unscripted show ,1
one of the best if not the best rock n roll movies ever and it s not just mindless fun there really were a lot of clever jokes in it of course i love the ramones but with all the anarchy and the i hate high school themes the film doesn t at all take itself too seriously which is what s great about it br br i first saw the movie in the spring of and i saw it again recently since i went to high school in the late s it made me kind of nostalgic br br like i said this film doesn t take itself that seriously and isn t pretentious like so much other teen fare of the seventies eighties and nineties and to speak of it s not really dirty or disgusting either only pg rated that s rare for a movie in this category a great cult classic and a truly incredible time capsule ,1
without peter ustinov and maggie smith this could easily have been a turkey but they are brilliant ustinov is at his best and for fans of maggie it is great to see her in her early days matching ustinov every step of the way for with and timing for englishmen in their fifties and i am in that bracket it is always entertaining to see glimpses of and hear sounds of the swinging sixties and although this film spends a lot of time in offices it has plenty of sixties nostalgia including red buses carnaby street a song by lulu and a delicious shot up the micro skirt of a waitress the like of which england has never seen since in public places as an i t engineer i know that the computer hacking tricks are laughable but they are not meant to be taken seriously nor are the wonderful stereotypes of italians french and germans ,1
oh boy where do i begin on this piece of slime this is one of the few real high budget films on my list that i ve actually seen fit to give a rating and that s not for the production values which are pretty high this movie has absolutely no respect for the account in the bible and treats the whole story as laughable fantasy i could not recommend it to anyone except to see how low as a society we have become br br for the first thing noah was absolutely not friends with lot anyone who actually read genesis could tell you that abram was who they were thinking of the writers were just trying to pad out the story with the whole sodom gommorah subplot and it seems out of place because it is noah is treated as a prudish goofball you were kissing you were kissing but at least it s a step up from voight s hilarious overacting in anaconda br br however these offenses pale in comparison to the heretical treatment of god in this movie god is portrayed as a petty incomprehesible being who changes his mind at the slightest whim i m one eternal perfect but i can be wrong what where are they getting this from this kind of god no one should ever pay any attention to much less worship praise or love what the director s saying in this i do not claim to know i just know that a responsible treatment of noah s ark should not take such an easy way out shame on these people ,0
i saw this film when it first came out and hated it i just saw it again years later i actually liked some of it although robin williams was totally wrong for the role what i remember most about hating the film is that it was almost the complete opposite of what i had understood when i read the book since i haven t re read it i can only give you my impressions from the past but i am sure of one thing the film is a paean to family life whereas in the book almost all traditional institutions including and perhaps especially marriage are shown to be strait jackets that we would be well rid of the only positive in the book is the wondrous nature of children something that only the very beginning and ending of the film really captures with that incredibly gorgeous baby floating in the air too bad williams doesn t have a tenth of his charm my low mark is therefore from the fact that the film misrepresents the book as a film on its own it fares better but only for a few key performances mary beth hurt is wonderful i think anyone watching it would fall in love with her and john lithgow as an ex football player who has had a sex change operation is fantastic he never once camped it up or made the character anything but commendable and as such his performance had an incredibly integrity i watched him closely during all of his scenes and never once was he anything except womanly nothing in his performance ever came near the performance of a drag queen and that made all the difference in fact of all the people in the film his is the only one which is irreproachable it is worth seeing this film only for his performance ,0
this is probably one of the best portuguese movies i ever saw i absolutely enjoyed the plot because by the way the story was developing you would get more involved on how their world was really upside down there is just only one part that doesn t really seem to fit in the movie which is the girls strip it does not add anything important to the story it looks like it s just there for a men entertaining purpose the ending is a bit unexpected though at the same time somewhat expected if you don t understand then follow me after so many strange occurrences the viewer is so used to oddities that ending the movie with totally unexpected relationships like mimoso and susana sounds totally natural after seeing the rest of the movie but most of all sorte nula is a movie that makes you think hard trying to solve the mysterious occourings laugh your head off with their unlucky lives and mess with your perception of what can happen in just a few minutes when you turn your back away from something for all that i rate it ,1
or vice versa br br this is a french film noir directed by an american film maker jules dassin who had to leave the country because of being blacklisted by hollywood thanks to huac the premise of the story is rather familiar one last jewel heist for tony le stephanois and his buds and so is the ending with everybody getting well no spoilers here for sure since this is the sort of film in which tension toward the ending is important br br dassin filmed in realistic lighting in black and white on the streets of paris using actors and actresses who are not glamorous the engaging sometimes intruding score by georges auric nicely enhances the movie and will remind viewers of many a similar score from american film noirs from the forties and early fifties jean servais plays the hardcore consumptive lead in a fedora much as humphrey bogart might have played him tony s recently out of prison past his prime but still tough and decisive when he has to be his mind still sharp when focused the kind of anti hero whose eyes water even though the tears will never fall br br dassin plays the italian safecracker and would be ladies man who knows the rules but gets careless br br in film noir we are forced by the logic and focus of the film to identify with the bad guys often there are levels of bad guys the good bad guys we are identifying with and the bad bad guys who are out to do in our good bad guys and then maybe there s a really bad bad bad guy or two here we have remi grutter played by robert hossein a slightly sadistic druggie then there are the cops who are irrelevant or nearly so in more modern film noir the bad guys are not even good bad guys and they get away with it or something close to that in the old film noir which evolved from the gangster films of the thirties the usual motto following the old hollywood code was crime doesn t pay with every criminal having to pay for his or her crime before the end of the movie br br probably the most impressive feature of rififi is how nicely the film moves along the plot unfolds quickly and seamlessly much the way the great film directors always did it directors like stanley kubrick louis malle and the best of hitchcock some have actually compared this to kubrick s the killing and suggest that kubrick stole a little well directors always steal if need be and there are some perhaps telling similarities such as it being one last heist for the protagonist and having the girl gum up the works the similarities may go deeper because as this film was nearing its end i suddenly thought oh no the suitcase in the back seat is going to fly out of the convertible hit the ground burst open and all the money is going to fly into the air those of you who have seen the killing may recall what happened to the money near the end of the film which reminds me of another film with something bad happening to the money oliver stone s u turn starring sean penn there the money in his backpack gets blown to smithereens by a shotgun blast ha ha ha getting the dubbed version of this film would be an act of sacrilege since the dialogue when there is some the heist itself is done entirely without dialogue about minutes worth is terse and easy to follow requiring only an occasional glance at the subtitles which by the way are quite utilitarian and guiding as opposed to having every word spelled out br br one other thing all the brutality is done as sex used to be done in film that is off camera a guy gets his throat slit we don t see it i kind of like this approach we don t have to see the gore you could almost let your kids see rififi almost br br catch this one now and be on the lookout for a hollywood reprise starring al pacino and directed by harold becker coming out next year in which you can be sure that the violent scenes will be played out in full ,1
this was the beginning of it all granted this is not friends at its best but this was the show s pilot let s not forget and not a bad one at that we re introduced to the gang and central perk where our story begins even from this first episode we get a sign of the ross rachel relationship that will come over the next ten years when ross says i just want to be married again and rachel storms in with a wedding dress on probably not intentional as at the time the writers were going for a monica joey relationship but fits nicely now when looking back something else in this episode rachel is introduced to chandler as if the two have never met before but in later episodes the so called flashbacks this is contradicted as the two have met on three previous occasions nevertheless the point is this a fine start to a great show this episode may not be the usual friends as we are accustomed to them with the cast still a bit inexperienced but over the next few episodes we see why the show came to be what it was keep watching first season is a blast ,1
every christmas eve i make my kids endure yet another showing of it s a wonderful life i also thoroughly enjoyed bad santa so sue me i admit it i like cheesy schmaltzy movies i like excellent intelligent ones too but as with so many things variety is a good thing what would the christmas season be without the annual cinematic ka ching ka ching of santa in all his guises from edmund gwenn to billy bob thornton fred claus will make no one forget bedford falls but i do not believe a christmas film should have to reach iconic stature to succeed fred is a perfectly ok holiday movie with enough humor for the adults and sufficient charm for the kids my wife and i laughed a lot even if most of the humor was obvious and vince was just being vince paul giamatti was a top notch santa which helped a lot not a great flick and unlikely to become must viewing for anyone s annual christmas traditions but my wife and daughter and i enjoyed it for what it was holiday schmaltz with a small dash of spice there s nothing wrong with that ,0
if you ve seen the trailer for this movie you pretty much know what to expect because what you see here is what you get and even if you haven t seen the previews it won t take you long to pick up on what you re in for specifically a good time and plenty of laughs from this clever satire of reality tv shows and buddy cop movies showtime directed by tom dey starring robert de niro and eddie murphy br br mitch preston de niro is a detective with the l a p d and he s good at what he does but working a case one night things suddenly go south when another cop trey sellars murphy inadvertently intervenes a television news crew shows up and mitch loses his cool which results in a lawsuit by the television station that s going to cost the department some big bucks except that they may be able to get around it thanks to chase renzi rene russo who works for the station and likes what she sees in mitch enough to pitch an idea to her boss for a reality cop show that would feature none other than mitch preston whom chase sees as a real life dirty harry br br her boss likes the idea and gives chase the green light now all she has to do is convince mitch to participate which shouldn t be too hard since the station has agreed to drop the lawsuit if he will do the show but mitch is a cop not an actor and he wants nothing to do with any of it that is until he has a heart to heart with his boss captain winship frankie faison who puts mitch s future into succinct perspective for him and just like that the show is on oh yes there s one more thing for the show mitch is going to need a partner and who do you suppose they re going to come up with for that let s put it this way trey sellars is more than one of the usual suspects br br this is dey s second film as a director his first being shanghai noon also a comedy and he s definitely showing a penchant for the genre from the opening frames he establishes a pace that keeps the story moving right along and he allows his stars to make the most of their respective talents and personal strengths including their impeccable timing with stars like de niro and murphy dey of course had a leg up on this project to begin with but he s the one who keeps it on track demonstrating that he knows what works achieving just the right blend of physical comedy and action and employing the subtleties of the dialogue to great effect br br there isn t a more natural actor in the business than de niro and he steps into mitch s skin like he was born to it and after years of doing hard edge cutting drama in which he turned in one remarkable performance after another with such films as analyze this meet the parents and now this one he has firmly established his proficiency for doing comedy as well mitch is not an especially complex character he is in fact something of an ordinary guy but therein lies the challenge for the actor to make him believable to make him seem like the guy who could be your neighbor and just another member of the community and on all counts de niro succeeds he s mitch the guy you run into at the grocery store or the bank or say good morning to on your way to work who likes to watch the game on tv and has a life just like you and me who happens to make his living by being a cop it s the character mitch has to be to make this film work because it makes the ordinary guy in extraordinary circumstances angle credible it s one of those role and work that is often wrongly dismissed out of hand because it looks so easy and of course this is what makes de niro so exceptional he does make it look easy and he does it with facility br br as trey sellars eddie murphy turns in a winning performance as well and it s a role that fits him like the proverbial glove trey is a cop but also an aspiring actor and a bad one and it gives murphy the opportunity to play on the over exuberant side of his personality reigned in enough by dey however to keep him from soaring over the top into jim carrey territory which works perfectly for this character and this film from his melodramatic take on a part during an audition to his throwing out of one liners delivered by looking directly into the camera which as far as he s concerned isn t even there while filming the reality show murphy s a riot and he has a chemistry with de niro that really clicks which is not unexpected as this is another of de niro s many talents his ability to connect with and bring out the best in his co stars all of whom evidence will support are better at their craft after having worked with him including the likes of meryl streep christopher walken and ed harris just to name a few most importantly this is a part that allows murphy to excel at what he does best and he certainly makes the most of it br br russo makes the most of her role as chase too a character who isn t much of a stretch artistically but whom she presents delightfully with a strong believable performance and william shatner playing himself absolutely steals a couple of scenes as the director of the show br br the supporting cast includes drena de niro annie pedro damian vargas and james roday camera man well crafted and delivered showtime is a comedy that s exactly what it is meant to be pure entertainment that provides plenty of laughs and a pleasant couple of hours that will have you chuckling for some time after it s the magic of the movies br br br br br br ,1
based on the average short story by horror writer stephen king about so called sleepwalkers ancient and immortal cat like creatures that suck the life out of virgins in order that this energy may sustain them they have supernatural abilities they can make themselves dim which means they become invisible and can create subliminal mirages to fool people they have been fleeing humans for century s we are told and have one by one been picked off till there are only two left the film starts when a beautiful mother and her son arrive in a sleepy town they are the last of the sleepwalkers and they are on the prowl for virgins to feed on the mother sends her son out to enrol at the local high school so he can find a virgin he does madchen amick and proceeds to try to get her alone so he can suck her dry it is not made clear why the mother cannot seek out virgins herself it would make things easier one would imagine as teenage boys are much more apt to follow a older beautiful woman to a secluded area than a teen girl follow a teen boy however his plans are thwarted as the girl fights back jabbing a pencil in to his ear the police are called and the hunt is on the son is sick from his injuries and so the mother goes on the rampage killing cops left and right in her hunt for the girl who hurt her son and spouting some painfully unfunny one liners amidst the gore finally the girl kills the mother end of movie this movie is rubbish the acting is variable from the average brian krause to the excellent alice krige the special effects are average and showcase some early computer effects which is mildly interesting as it shows how far such things have progressed in such a short time the direction is muddled and the film falls in to camp in places the director seems unsure whether we are supposed to fear the sleepwalkers or sympathise with them and when in doubt allows the film to become hysterical stephen king makes a mildly amusing cameo as an annoying gardener as does mark hamill as a puzzled cop alice krige seems to shoulder the film her character is given depth and she gives an indication of what the film could have been with a better screenplay and better direction ,0
wow this movie is almost too bad for words obviously the writers wanted to somehow link this to the ghoulies franchise so they got pete liapis from the first one to reprise his role as jonathan only now he s a cop and has no similar character traits as he did in the first one the ghoulies in this one aren t the ghoulies from the last ones the cheap looking puppets have been replaced with even cheaper looking costumed little people instead of being any main antagonist or being evil they are more like the comic relief characters that appeared out of nowhere for no reason br br when watching this film for the first time it felt like i d seen it before why was this because everything in this was stolen from another movie all the cheesy cop lines and action scenes were from lethal weapon the ghoulies were pretty much like bugs bunny and daffy duck except they weren t amusing at all even scenes from the original ghoulies film were sprinkled throughout this flick br br i think the target audience was supposed to be adults but the mixture of black magic cartoon slapstick cop drama and bad acting doesn t work at all i hope they don t make a ghoulies v because i don t want a movie studio to lose their money br br my rating bomb mins r for violence ,0
 you got any beans beans is good you just eat them and you go i couldn t help but laugh at that bit of dialog beans are the musical fruit you know the more you eat them the more you go toot toot toot br br hmmmm ok i can understand why the actors were in this because they needed paychecks to pay their bills with but i m not really too sure what the intentions of the director and the writer were even after watching the making of documentary in the dvd extras br br mike rooker gave this a performance it really didn t deserve i ve seen him in other movies much better than this one what would have vastly improved this movie was to throw everything out keep rooker and instead made another entry into the substitute franchise rooker would have made for a terrific substitute teacher who instructs naughty and morally impaired youth regarding the error of their ways and how they can become more useful and productive members of society br br casper you really shouldn t be just pushing through the undergrowth like that as you could get poison oak whoops never mind i guess poison oak is the least of your worries now well at least this time your croaking wasn t done by the tail of giant python there are few things more embarrassing than being skewered through the chest by a giant snake at least the death scene in this movie had a bit more dignity to it as well as a more liberal smearing of karo syrup and red food dye nothing says sad and tragic death like the liberal use of karo and red dye br br first time i ve seen a monster wear a shiny rayon cape with a fur collar ruff first time for everything i guess just to be nitpicky though if this was an indian ghost how come it looked exactly like a monster out of european culture and folklore wouldn t the monster have been more sort of more indianish br br while i did watch this all the way to the end credits i don t realistically believe that i could in good faith recommend it to others ,0
burt reynold s direct s and star s in this great cop film reynold s play s the sharkey of the title who is a tough cop whilst working in undercover a drug bust goes wrong and is demoted to vice br br the machine of the title refer s to the motley crew reynold s s assemble s to bring down a crooked governor who is involved in high class prostitution cocaine and contract murder br br the motley crew is played by brian keith blackploitaion favorite bernie casey richard libertini as alway s quirky as an ace sounds man charle s durning as the chief the beautiful english rose rachael ward play s dominoe a dollar s a night hooker whom reynold s s protect s and eventually fall s for when staking out an apartment used by the governor br br italian actor vittorio gassman play s the high stake s pimp who has a deadly gang of triad s at his disposal and henry desilva play s his psychotic brother hit man who is highly strung on prescription painkiller s and angel dust br br the action packed finale see s the remaining member s of the machine engaged in a deadly shootout with desilva which culminate s in one the most spectacular stunt s ever put to celluloid br br alas hollywood has ran out of idea s and is contemplating a remake of sharky s machine why bother a th anniversary special edition dvd would be ideal not a silly ass remake ,1
as many know this is the feature film debut of edward d wood jr as as a writer producer director actor i have been a fan of ed wood for several years now while i don t like this as much as some of his other films it was probably the largest insight that the cinematic going public gets of wood during his life everybody knows that he was a transvestite this film is about changing one s sex and how being a transvestite can create conflict in relationships with loved ones this film is way ahead of its time in dealing with this subject matter and how it deals with it however the film still contains wood s usual pitfalls of bad dialog meaningless stock footage and hokey special effects throw in wood s usual overdose of bela lugosi hamming it up and you have wood s first attempt at being a director br br the plot is that a police inspector goes to a doctor after he discovers the body of a transvestite who committed suicide for advice on how to avoid further problems along these lines the doctor tells him the story of glen who is also a transvestite glen wants to marry barbara but can t bring himself to tell her about his secret he also tells the inspector about alan who undergoes a sex change because he is really more suited to being a woman bela lugosi plays a scientist who seems to add some kind of running commentary on what is going on lugosi s part really isn t well defined and proves to be most likely a vehicle for wood to have a star in his film and lugosi to get some cash br br all in all the movie shows the hallmarks of wood s career it was obviously shot on a very low budget and has quite a few things thrown in rather haphazardly it definitely has the it s so bad it s good feel to it however i do have to applaud ed on his progressive thinking in making this film transvestitism and sex changes were not extremely open subjects in the early s wood took a big risk in making a film that portrays transvestites as people who are not sexual deviants and putting a more human face on cross dressing ,0
this is another of those rare movies one feels grateful to be introduced to instead of the usual hollywood tripe it really is a roller coaster ride as we follow the effects of a a forged euro note on a multitude of people one asks what if all the time but it certainly is a butterfly effect captured on film it ll have you laughing crying and biting your lip i loved every minute of it and thank you sbs australia for showing films that are truly entertaining even worth the effort to read the subtitles the only downside to my mind is that i wont be booking a holiday to the frozen land they all seem to be far too depressed must be all that cold weather either way watch it it s worth every second ,1
this movie wasted my time i saw only part of it and i was crying about the wasted time that i could of spent doing something productive and useful towards this earth for everyone that has watched this movie more than once i am blaming them for global warming as the the amount of black balloons that got entered into the earth from this piece of crap were not needed and if they came from a different movie i would have forgiven them robin williams lowered his standards to actually participate for more than seconds in this film and tim robbins how he went from this film to the shawhsank redemption i have no idea please do not watch this movie for the safety of the earth stop releasing black balloons into the earth from a film that they should have never funded or released please burn all copies before anyone else has to watch this crap ,0
this movie was nothing like the book i think the writer of the screenplay must have wanted the job of writing the sequel to gone with the wind and been turned down this was his or her way of getting their ideas in anyway the only similarity between this movie and the story it was portraying was the names of the principle characters and the location of the main action none of the events that are shown in the movie happened that way in the book for a gone with the wind fan of both the book and the movie this was deeply disappointing if you loved the book scarlett don t watch this movie hoping to see it played out on the screen they only share the title in common ,0
i agree with many of the negative reviews posted here for reasons i will go into later on but this miniseries is powerful and convincing because the talented cast really captures the dark truth of hitler s world br br peter stormare is perfect as ernst rohm the brutal brownshirt leader each scene he has with hitler is explosive hitler is so evil he dominates everyone but the thuggish primitive rohm and he clearly digs rohm for just that reason the interplay between stormare and carlisle illuminates the way hitler relished rohm s brutality but later sacrificed him for political reasons br br jena malone turns in a heartrending performance as geli raubal hitler s doomed niece and the victim of his unspeakable perversions without revealing any of the sexual filth directly jena malone plays out all the horror of the slow extinction of a young girl s spirit she uses her eyes and voice to suggest all the horror that will be visited on millions in the years to come and she s brilliant zoe telford very nearly matches jena malone with her portrayal of eva braun eva is clearly sick cruel and heartless but at the same time almost pitiably dependent on her adolph s twisted tenderness the aborted lovemaking scene between them hinting at the spine tingling truth of hitler s enormous self loathing is both chilling and erotic br br liev schrieber gives a deliciously weasel like performance as putzi hanfstaengel the spineless man about town who is seduced by hitler s promises of wealth and power while a brute like rohm simply loves the idea of crushing skulls under his boots schrieber s character is one of many germans who abhors nazi violence but can t resist the quick and easy route to money and power his weak willed fawning over hitler soon loses him the respect of his wife played with style and sensuality by the stunning and regal julianna margulies they provide a true portrait of marriage and betrayal br br these performances carry the mini series along easily overcoming occasional weaknesses in the script there is one exception regrettably matthew modine s acting chops just aren t up to snuff his noble lunk haid journalist ruins every scene he has the viewer can hardly wait for rohm s brown shirts to stomp that smug righteous look off his ignorant corn pone low rent hollywood golden boy face but the story still works br br now in regard to the factual inaccuracies of the script hitler s perversions and cruelty are rendered in a vibrant compelling drama but the battlefield record of corporal hitler is badly distorted as if afraid the audience can t handle the idea of evil and courage in the same person the writers make hitler look like a whining coward who begged for an iron cross as if anyone in the kaiser s army could get a medal just by whining about it the movie makes it look as if hitler were a coward in the trenches when he was a fearless soldier they also suggest his comrades despised him when in reality he was widely admired by officers and enlisted men alike the depressing thing is that the mini series succeeds so well in representing hitler as a monster in honest ways but they just couldn t resist the cheap shot br br all in all however hitler rise of evil is a soaring success highlighted by powerful performances ,1
watching some of the sequences err the entire of the film devoted to the battle on the ice in alexander nevsy a film directed by the russian legend sergei m eisenstein co directed by dmitri vasilyev in his only significant credit made me realize how much must really go into directing at least on a scale such as this if i were a member of an awards group at the time of this film s release i probably would award eisenstein with the director s award of the year posthumously it is such a mad stroke of cinematic genius to pull off some of things that are pulled off in the film though for someone like this director after coming off of his best work battleship potemkin and october it could have been something he scoffed at at first but amid a film that is sometimes a little frustrating with how little grays come in to the black and white subject matter it s still a marvel of celluloid almost years later lord of the rings fans meet the films grandfather so to speak br br to say that something is a propaganda piece already puts a connotation to it and often a bad one it is something that has a full blown message to it and a point of view it s still a matter of hot debate see the swarms of argument over moore s films for proof about whether great art can come out of something that is point blank meant to rouse the audience in a specific manner in this particular case the russians against the germans at the time it was nearing ww and russia once again faced the german invaders and it s interesting to note that eisenstein was actually commissioned to make this film as a rallying call for the russians to never forget a crucial piece of their history the end result comes out as being something that is actually slightly common from seeing battleship and october however if nothing else comes through those films it s that eisenstein is most concerned about how the image and the content can come together finitely for the viewer that style can completely envelop the viewer without fail on those terms alexander nevsky is fearless br br but even with the whole idea of russia great germans bad there are some small moments where things are made a little less stringent a little less strict to these ideals for example when we first see the germans in privka they re not some faceless blob who are totally barbaric and have a blind conquering intent not that they aren t out to take whatever they can they have their own national pride going too that it would be nothing less for them to go forward with whatever their christian led masters tell them to at the least the evil of the picture has a face however kept at a low minimum for the more prevalent side to kick in there s also a brief scene before the ice scape battle where the russian troupe has a joke that s being told and laughed about and it adds a little extra depth where else there might be precious little because more often than not in alexander nevsky with its battle songs loaded with a pride in warfare there aren t any complexities to characters most notably nevsky himself played in ultra heroic fashion only questioning near the start by nikolai cherkasov who perhaps has to be this way in eistenstein s intention of having him as the one infallible force to be reckoned with in the tale after all to be looking for naturalism in an eisenstein film is like trying to find non kosher pig s feet at a deli br br but the real reason to see the picture isn t the acting anyhow but for the look of the film how it moves and takes in such an expansive environment that eisenstein lays out on the epic scale it s just as ambitious as his s films with a number of extras not just in the main battle scenes but also in the scenes in the cities of the hundreds of people rolling on through in fact i d say that any director working in hollywood or elsewhere thinking of doing some kind of huge epic particularly war would do very well to take a look at this film even with just the sound off it s even better if thought of as a silent film with the visual strokes accentuated fantastically at times one could spend a whole month analyzing the battle on the ice how it starts with the german soldiers far away and then coming forward like bugs and then how eisenstein inter cuts between close ups of the actors fighting and then to wide shots and with sped up editing and of course one can t discount the power of the music as well sergei prokofiev delivering one of the great rousing scores of any epic work all the while the director s editing keeps our eyes moving along with this frantic action at breakneck speed if this was just a short film it would surely rank with the greats much like the odessa stairs sequence br br if i did find it a little less than totally magnificent it would be because of the faults that do come in from a director who is much more suited to the silent medium than for sound while i have yet to see ivan the terrible my one negative criticism would be of his direction of actors which is really as broad as can be with the melodrama at such a high pitch its staggering the sub plot of the two soldiers vying for the olga is the best example i can think of but even this considered alexander nevsky overall is too extraordinary to ignore and ratchets up an engagement in the action and the film making to a level that puts a benchmark for films even today to try and live up to grade a,1
 was the th congress of the communist party and the soviet premier krushchev made a speech denouncing stalin and the stalinist purges and the gulag labor systems revealing information that was previously forbidden publicly revealing horrible new truths which opened the door for a new soviet cinema led by mikhail kalatozov once stalin s head of film production this film features a red army that is not victorious in fact they are encircled in a retreat mode with many people dying including the hero in a film set after the german invasion of russia when germany introduced the barbarossa plan a blitzkrieg invasion intended to bring about a quick victory and the ultimate enslavement of the slavs and very nearly succeeded actually getting within miles of moscow in what was a red army wipe out a devastation of human losses to million russians died or of the entire population historically this was a moment of great trauma and suffering a psychological shock to the russian people but the red army held and prolonged the war more years until they were ultimately victorious br br during the war stalin used the war genre in films for obvious morale boosting introducing female heroines who were ultra patriotic and strong and idealistic suggesting that if females could be so successful and patriotic then russia could expect at least as much from their soldiers stalin eliminated the mass hero of the proletariat and replaced it with an individual bold leader who was successful at killing many of the enemy an obvious reference to stalin himself who was always portrayed in film as a bold wise and victorious leader but kalatozov changed this depiction as the cranes are flying was made after stalin s death causing a political thaw and creating a worldwide sensation winning the cannes film festival palm d or as well as the best director and best actress tatyana samoilova reawakening the west to soviet cinema for the first time since eisenstein s ivan the terrible in the s br br this film featured brilliant breathtaking and extremely mobile camera work from his extraordinary cinematographer sergei uresevsky using spectacular crane and tracking shots images of wartime battlefields moscow and crowded streets that are extremely vivid and real another brilliant scene features the lead heroine veronica who hasn t heard from her lover boris in the years at war so he is presumed dead but she continues to love him expressed in a scene where she runs towards a bridge with a train following behind her a moment when the viewer was wondering if she might throw herself in front of that train instead she saves a yr old boy named boris who was about to be hit by a car another scene captures the death of boris on the battlefield who dies a senseless death and his thoughts spin and whirl in a beautiful montage of trees sky leaves all spinning in a kaleidoscope of his own thoughts and dreams including an imaginary wedding with veronica this film features the famous line you can dream when the war is over in the final sequence when the war is over the soldiers are returning in a mass scene on the streets veronica learns boris died all are happy and excited with the soldier s return but veronica is in despair passing out flowers to soldiers and strangers on the street in an extreme gesture of generosity and selflessness revealing cranes white and gray floating in the sky br br the film was released in in russia and according to some reviews the silence in the theater was profound the wall between art and living life had fallen and tears unlocked the doors br br br br ,1
food always makes a good topic in movies as chocolat showed babette s feast is the same type of thing babette harsant stephane audran is a french cook who flees her native land after the repression of she moves to a very religious danish village the people in this village simply have no use for joy that is until babette cooks them one of her exquisite meals br br it s not just that this movie deals with bringing fun to a place that has never known it like other scandinavian movies and non hollywood movies in general it shows that a movie can hold your interest without the use of explosions car chases etc this is one movie that you can t afford to miss br br one more thing do you think that the danish word for feast sounds a little bit like tastebud ,1
i hated this film simply put this film is so bad that i almost want to disregard ever watching it and never again mentioning it but on the other hand i can t resist a good bashing and if there s one thing that evan almighty does for the audience it is that it brings out the best criticism br br the film a sequel to the much funnier bruce almighty starts out by reintroducing the audience to evan baxter a mere supporting at best character in the original film that s right this film shows no jim carrey or jennifer anisten not even a small cameo appearance you know your film is bad when the guy that agreed to do ace venture when nature calls won t even have a short walk on role but somehow they manage to keep morgan freeman as god while sitting in the near empty theater bored out of my mind at the lack of comedy i couldn t help but wonder how much money it took to secure freeman for this film then it hit me an hour ago it s just a throwaway role that takes up all of minutes in the minute film god just pops up in between scenes to tell evan to build the ark sure i know morgan freeman won t look at this film in a year and think it s as good as his roles in the shawshank redemption and million dollar baby but it s easy money br br where was i oh yes the plot sometimes it s so hard to keep focused on the plot when you realize that you gave more thought thinking about the plot than the writer of the screenplay did anyway evan steve carell has apparently left his job as a news anchorman for a job as a congressman yeah with no transition in between he never turns to his wife and says i think i want to be a congressman it just happens within the first five minutes and you are forced to deal with the big transition well as a congressman he is to partner for a bill proposed by john goodman s character when suddenly god appears to tell evan to build an ark no hey how you doing how s the weather bit just i want you to build an ark evidence of bad writing evan determines that god is giving him clues to build an ark after noticing a fan hold up a sign saying genesis when he s walking past his son whose watching a televised baseball game br br that s basically the plot of evan almighty there are some random supporting cast members that do their best at creating comedy but they don t do very well because they aren t given hardly any screen time it s just your basic run of the mill family building an ark film oh and also there s that obligatory scene where a father has to cancel his hiking plans with his kids and wife because he becomes busy with work they walk off disappointed but they understand as do all the other times in film this has happened just once would i love to see the youngest kid turn to his father and kick him in the chins and tell him you re a real bastard for canceling your plans with us i m going to turn emo now there s also that drama that you d expect from the father with his family when they realize the wife actually the three kids have no problem helping dad build an ark that he s gone crazy and he claims god wants him to build a big boat but don t worry his family decides to stick with him oops i just spoiled the drama br br another problem with this film is that there is hardly any good comedy going on i know the decision was made to rate have this be a pg film to get a bigger crowd reaction but i don t think i m in the minority when i think that family humor is more than just guys getting kicked in the nuts and animals crapping maybe i m wrong and that s what quality family humor has been reduced to and if it is please bring me more adult comedies so i won t have to sit through anymore of this crap pun not intended br br the ending is extra cheesy all of a sudden the film takes a dramatic cgi filled turn that makes me shudder to think how it is a terrible waste of cgi i bet it was expensive too finally after all that waiting we are told why god wanted evan to build an ark and boy oh boy i hated the reason why i ll spare the details but it was like watching or reading a murder mystery and having the killer turn out to be the person who walked behind the main character for one second and had no lines br br oh and then there s a nice touch at the very end the song gonna make you sweat everybody dance now plays over the credits and we are then subjected to the dancing of the cast i don t get it they spend minutes unsuccessfully making a comedy and then they wrap it up with a thriller i swear i haven t been that scared watching steve carell dance since well never there you have it folks evan almighty is the scariest film of all time br br all in all i thought it was a wasted experience i m baffled at all the talented actors carell freeman and goodman appearing in this bore fest alongside lauren graham the woman from gilmore girls that has yet to prove to me that she can act her way out of a paper bag but most of all i m surprised at my will power to actually sit through the whole film without walking out br br rating out of ,0
sandler is amazing again i have already become a sandler fan this movie is the saddest sandler story its expression is fantastic i cried more watching click but there are some similar points to consider the value of the family before losing it and to be able to say i love you are a few of the most impressive truths in life it is tough it is real and actually there is a real owner of this success binder i don t think another director could give these emotions in such a way br br cheadle and burrows are also amazing cheadle is one of my favorites since crash don t expect laughing or much positive atmosphere if you are ready to face the realities of life don t miss this movie ,1
this was one of the best half hour horror suspense fantasy shows of the eighties without a doubt granted the show had a barely capable cast with every single episode and it stank as far as production values i e the sets went but darn it i have to give it some credit for being gutsy with the plots i mean the plot of each episode was edgy enough that even i a hardened horror movie shock film and s grind house buff got a little sickened and creeped out great show just great regardless of what the other reviewers have said here my favorite episode was called bug house yeah that was the title i think anyhow it still gives me the willies every time i think about it to this day almost years after it first premiered other shows like tales from the darkside the outer limits and of course the twilight zone were definitely better production values wise but in my opinion they ain t got a thing as far as plot lines go when compared to this sick little show it definitely paved the way for the even more graphic cult classic phenomenon that was tales from the crypt ,1
one wonders why anyone would try to rehash successful movie plots that have already been seen like it s the case with this movie the wedding date is one of the best examples of why not to even try to remake under the guise of a new story something that should have been let alone if a project like this goes ahead with the studio big honchos approval then go all out with big stars and glossy production values that way people will come for the stars br br alas that s not what happens in this misguided attempt at comedy the problem seems to be the way the screen writers have transplanted the story to london when basically this seems to be a typical american situation that not even the setting will be able to fix then there is the problem with the stars debra messing and dermot mulrooney they have as much chemistry as oil and vinegar br br since the kat and nick have no conflict from the start the viewer is not pulled into the film the way the creators thought they would be it s clear that kat will fall for nick and vice versa in this predictable story amy adams who was the best asset in junebug comes across as a shallow girl who is willing to keep her lie going on and not come clean to the man that loves her and is going to marry her br br for anyone interested the credits at the end of the film run for almost seven minutes ,0
leave it to paul sex on the brain verhoeven to come up with a pointlessly sleazy and juvenile version of the invisible man story if he d direct a pokemon film i m sure he d turn it into some massive orgy of sorts i don t mind sex or even sleaze check my other reviews on film but frankly it s obvious the director has a one track mind and he couldn t see interesting aspects about an invisible man storyline than the kinky implications it comes with it it s a shame because it could have been good if the film didn t spend so much time having an invisible kevin bacon grope women br br the game cast of actors does what it can with the one note cheesy script but i felt bad for some of them including william devane who is totally wasted here br br but then what could i have expected from the director of showgirls which btw is much more entertaining than this stilted bad film ,0
i will never forget when i saw this title in the video store way back when i was always a big weird al fan and when i saw this video i rented and watched it i was too young to appreciate all of al s subtle humor and satire at the time but i remember it much later when i was old enough to understand what i was watching if you are an al fan especially of his earlier work you will thoroughly enjoy this film it is done in the mtv esque rockumentary style and tells a true but sometimes exaggerated tale of how al got to be where he was in you will love it if you like his brand of humor and more importantly his music ,1
sergio martino has impressed me recently with his giallo classics the strange vice of mrs wardh and the unforgettably titled your vice is a locked room and only i have the key but even so i wasn t expecting too much from this film the case of the scorpion s tail doesn t get mentioned as much as the aforementioned titles when it comes to classic giallo discussion but i don t know why because this is at least as good as those two dario argento may be the king of giallo but with the five films that he made sergio martino surely isn t too far behind in some ways he even surpasses the master all of martino s films were released prior to the jewel in argento s crown the magnificent profondo rosso so back in the early seventies martino was the king the plot here follows the idea of murder for profit and follows the insurance payout of a wealthy man his wife inherits million and it isn t long before there s people out for her blood when she turns up dead shortly thereafter an insurance investigator and a plucky attractive young journalist follow up the case br br the case of the scorpion s tail may not benefit from the beautiful edwige fenech but it does have two of martino s collaborators on board most famous is george hilton who worked with marino on the strange vice of mrs wardh and all the colors of the dark along with a number of other giallos hilton has a great screen presence and every time i see him in an italian thriller it becomes obvious why he is repeatedly cast the beautiful anita strindberg who will be remembered from your vice is a locked room stars alongside hilton and excellently provides the classic giallo female lead sergio martino does a good job in the director s chair once again with several beautiful scenes the best of which taking place in a room bathed with green lighting the score by bruno nicolai wardh excellently sets the mood but it is the script that once again is the driving force behind martino s success ernesto gastaldi the writer for martino s other four giallo has put together a script that is thrilling while staying away from the common giallo pitfall of not making sense thus liberating this film from the rest of the illogical genre the case of the scorpion s tail is a quality giallo film and yet another success for the great sergio martino if you like giallo you ll love this ,1
i was disappointed with the third film in the death wish series and wouldn t recommend this unless you are really into bronson he is his usual self in this one maybe a bit lighter hearted than in the others the rest of the cast is good if your watching a movie of the week on t v the whole film has the production value of a bad episode of the a team and i like the escapism fun of a show like the a team but not on the big screen even if it is an action movie that doesn t claim to be anything to sophisticated the film takes a while to get going and then when it finally does it gets out of control to the point of ridiculousness the plot is something out of an episode of highway to heaven and bronson seems like a fish out of water with the majority senior citizen cast and the gun play is so out of control you don t even get any satisfaction from bronson s revenge against the bad guys skip this and go on to the th installment which i highly recommend ,0
this movie seemed like it was put together very quickly in both plot and graphics my two daughters were ready to go minutes before the end of the movie which rarely happens when we go to the theaters this was a nickelodeon production and it would have been better if they had released it on the t v station the animation itself in some parts was o k but the plot was horrible a classic tale of a son trying to fulfill a fathers expectations is used in a lot of kids movies but the animation or graphics need to be really good to keep a childs attention this was not the case with this film there were also awkward elements between the lead male character and the lead female character that the plot could have done without ,0
there are many problems with mystery men first of all there are too many different characters for all of them to be given complex or even interesting personalities the special effects detract from the story and are not really that special paul reubens is wasted in a pathetic juvenile role as a character who merely farts and speaks in an inaudible accent br br now onto the decent parts william h macy three heavenly words and his performance as the shoveler is pitch perfect the sphinx is an exceptionally funny character who is only mysterious and merely spouts out the traditional mystical proverbs ben stiller is very amusing as well showing a weak character trying to make it into the big leagues of superheroes all of the characters do and that is an area which i found particuarly ironic that is because all of the actors are indie film actors trying to make it into the big leagues of hollywood br br to be honest the reason i thought it failed at the box office is that america doesn t get irony br br all in all i loved the film but i feel it would have worked better if more effort was put into tweaking the script rather than having unneccesary cgi landscapes and effects ,1
this is the forty minute film that introduces us to the character of the butcher who will later be examined more thoroughly in the feature seul contre tous in this film it follows the early period of his life from but focusing on the late seventies the first images are of a slaughter of a horse then the birth of a baby the butcher s daughter who we quickly see growing up each year the butcher played by philippe nahon in both films is a man bitter with the world he hates many things his anger comes to a head when a man assaults his autistic daughter the butcher then maims the wrong man and finds himself in prison br br this film follows the butcher s life to just after his release from prison then seul contre tous takes over from there i watched the films the wrong way about seul contre tous first try and watch this little film first if you can ,1
i had the tv on for a white noise companion and heard for a fully furnished apartment so i ran into the tv room expecting another s flick and got much more luckily i could rewind to the beginning dvr buffer and hit the record button to watch it entirely cinemax uncut and in hd no less aside from some holes in the story and intermittent improbable dialog events this is an effective thriller worthy of your time to watch pretty creepy and progressive at times beverly d angelo s character masturbates in front of alison parker played adroitly by cristina raines parker stabs in very gory fashion her father an explicit menage a trios scene don t let the kids watch the film is totally s full of bad clothes polyester suits and tacky ascots and decor bad hair over bloated music score and familiar looking cinematography the cast is excellent take a second on this film s home page to check it out it was a surprise to see christopher walken jerry orbach and jeff goldblum so young sylvia miles always wonderfully creepy enjoy ,1
 kramer vs kramer is a terrific drama about an unhappy woman who walks out on her husband and young son the husband now has to take up the responsibilities of taking care of the boy as he does they get to know each other better but then the mother and wife returns and she wants custody of the boy kramer vs kramer has lots of drama with some wonderful bits of comedy thrown in for good measure dustin hoffman won his first best actor oscar for his brilliant performance here most people say his performance in rainman which won him his second oscar is his best he was great in that film but i disagree that its his best in my opinion the best performance of hoffman s career is in this movie scene after scene shows us why hoffman is one of the best american actors working today he s also funny at times also giving a terrific performance is meryl streep who wasn t as well known when she made this film like she is today streep like hoffman also won her first oscar for best supporting actress for her work in kramer vs kramer as the wife and mother who tries to find herself after walking out on her family justin henry who was only years old when the film came out is wonderful as hoffman and streep s son he won an oscar nomination for his role here and still to this day he is the youngest performer to receive an oscar nomination in a competitive category best supporting actor jane alexander is also fine as a conserned family friend she too got an oscar nomination for supporting actress where she lost to co star streep kramer vs kramer is a great film from start to finish writer director robert benton has made a film that s absolutely unforgettable br br out of four ,1
this movie was pretty much a waste of an hour and a half of my time i generally like the cheap horror monster type movies but this movie was a disappointment the main flaw being the lack of explaining the creatures when they entered the house and found the man he could have at lease explained them he doesn t really say anything about them other than that they killed his parents and unless i missed something the didn t say how he managed to escape either not to mention the fact that it gives no clue or reason why the only survivor stays and essentially feeds the creatures after her own near death experience it would have seemed that she would have had the opportunity to leave after the cross incident ,0
one of those tv films you saw in the seventies that scared the hell out of you when you were a kid but still gives you an eerie feeling no great actors or expensive production but everytime that phone rings ,1
dear god where do i begin this is bar none the best movie i ve ever seen the camera angles are great but in my opinion the acting was the best why the script writers for this movie aren t writing big budget films i will never understand another is the cast it is great this is the best ted raimi film out there for sure i know some of you out there are probably thinking no way he has plenty better but no your wrong raptor island is a work of art i hope it should have goten best movie of the year instead of that crappy movie crash with a bunch of no names and no raptors i believe this movie is truly the most wonderful thing ever ,1
i ordered this movie on the internet as it is very difficult to get turkish movies where we live i ve heard so much about the tv series from my friends and practically everyone in turkey i was expecting to see a breakthrough in turkish cinema what a disappointment br br me and my husband who is an admirer of any movie with a bit of turkish landscape and turkish dialogues in it only watched it all the way through because we had paid for the dvd well that was a boring way of wasting it br br it was confusing at times overacted whereas other times underacted the storyline was not only confusing but adding a gay man walking with his dog on the beach and using some toilet humor in the script to make it hollywood didn t also work for me br br the american characters were almost too stereotypical that it was neither funny nor realistic and like another user mentioned the turkish customs and lifestyle was irrelevant br br the camera movements had no significance adding a few dervishes never seen in them in kapadokya by the way and broken plates greek style only made the movie even more confusing br br i am ashamed of this movie and all the noise the press has made about it there are surely worthy movies made by turkish directors which deserve more attention and respect br br i give this movie out of ,0
the film quickly gets to a major chase scene with ever increasing destruction the first really bad thing is the guy hijacking steven seagal would have been beaten to pulp by seagal s driving but that probably would have ended the whole premise for the movie br br it seems like they decided to make all kinds of changes in the movie plot so just plan to enjoy the action and do not expect a coherent plot turn any sense of logic you may have it will reduce your chance of getting a headache br br i does give me some hope that steven seagal is trying to move back towards the type of characters he portrayed in his more popular movies ,0
i should explain that as far as this trend goes for ripping off asian horror movies this shutter is a head above the grudge and dark water while still not achieving the same amount of atmospheric creepiness that the ring establishes br br still though movies like life don t exist in a vacuum and are therefore up for comparison to other suspense thriller horror movies honestly i m not writing a lengthy synopsis here and will say that this movie attempts to rely on music induced startle scares rather than atmosphere and the ghost itself really isn t that remarkable the plot is pretty basic and predictable and isn t anything to write home about either while there are a few suspenseful scenes that border on creatively scary most of the movie is pretty vanilla if you enjoyed the grudge and it s ilk then you might enjoy this br br grade c ,0
viewers gushing over everything including the title sequence now that is funny would have us believe this is some sort of cinematic miracle but trust me folks this is one of the most embarrassingly bad films you could ever see and if you re not laughing at it five minutes in i d say you ve lost your sense of humor br br david niven plays a doomed and bravado besotted raf pilot who somehow thinks it appropriate to engage an impressionable female air traffic controller in an emotional conversation about love just as he s plunging to his certain and fiery death isn t it romantic of course he s spared by a quirk of metaphysical chance and washes up on the beach just as this same air traffic controller is riding by on her bicycle they immediately clinch br br looking past the bizarre homo erotic subtexts so over the top you really need to refer to them as supertexts from a naked boy sitting bare butted in the sand playing the movie s twilight zone esquire theme on his little flute to a celestial courier so campy queen y his makeup is caked on more thoroughly than the ladies the most bizarre aspects of the movie are how it weaves such bad caricatures of national and racial stereotypes into a convoluted attempt to argue some kind of point about the universal nature and power of love we get it fly boys like girls in skirts and heels and girls like em back and apparently all you have to do is cry a little to make it noble enough for your movie to get stars on imdb br br as for the quality of the production the continuity editing is poor enough to induce cringing and the lighting is perhaps even worse than that but you hardly have time to notice because the script is so bad there are games played with technicolor whatever passes for heaven is in black and white if you can figure out the sense in that and foreshadowing so funny my fellow audience member who usually like movies like this actually cheered and laughed when then the doc s motorcycle finally ended up in a fiery wreck and freeze motion which is funniest of all because the female lead is so poor at standing still you know the stage hands were guffawing off camera br br the best shots are the early ones on the beach but after that it s all downhill the moving like an escalator is moving staircase is hardly the odessa steps to say the least and i d really caution anyone from feeling like they d have to see this lame attempt at movie making on their account the movie overall is bad enough to be funny and that s about the best thing i can say for it ,0
the closing song by johnny rivers was the only great thing about this movie unfortunately that is all the positive i can say about this western movie i have to write more lines for my comments to be posted but there is more than lines of awful in this western i am not sure if the movie was a tribute to hopa along or just a spoof the hero and the villain in this movie were too plastic not realistic at all a lot of the supporting actors in this movie looked authentic but the shooting scenes were a joke a previous commentator thought this movie was great and in the comments took a cheap shot at president bush this was not a democratic or republican western it was just a bad western movie to be sold commercially i wonder if it made any money at times i thought i was watching a movie made by college movie students if that was the case then it was a great movie ,0
because some people like me like to know everything about a movie even if they plan to see it including the ending anyway here s the ending as i remember it because i couldn t have been more than yrs old when i saw it for the first and only time on tv but i ll tell ya it sure scared the little kid that i was and i thought about it for days afterward and it still stands out in my mind to this day even though some of the details are a little vague abe vigoda was in this movie i don t remember that i didn t even remember that ol barnabus was in this movie and i loved dark shadows so at the end the lead character belinda montgomery is lured by the judge joseph cotton i m guessing even though i remember it as him being an old family physician or something instead of a judge see how memory fades to the wedding place which as i remember it is in a cavern of some kind maybe i ve got that wrong and shelley winters is there laughing and the judge has a cape on and the camera angle is kind of looking up at him and he throws back the cloak and he has goat legs and he announces he s actually her father the devil and she s played right into their the satanic cult s hands because the mortal guy she has fallen in love with i guess that s robert foxworth turns out also to be the guy satan wants to marry her off to the demon with yellow eyes and yep sure enough they show robert foxworth and his eyes glow yellow there are a lot of close ups in the last few minutes of the film everyone is laughing and rejoicing except for belinda montgomery who is very unhappy and cries or screams or something and that s the end the bad guys win ,0
okay to be fair this movie did have an interesting concept given a few script rewrites some decent actors and a budget this might have been a fairly decent cult flick instead of the mstk fodder it turned out to be br br still it was better than armageddon ,0
 pecker proves that waters has no intention of changing his tacky ways in his old age a lot of things have changed since waters started making films in the s but years later he is still doing what he wants to do over the years the budget of waters films has increased considerably this is one of his most recent productions but i was amazed to see that waters still has that trailer park touch edward furlong plays pecker a kid who is obsessed with photography he lives a quite life in baltimore md with his friends and family but pecker attracts the attention of a new york art agent the always watchable lili taylor and his life changes for the worst once again waters makes fun of art fame and heterosexuality it is not among his best films but there are some big belly laughs here memama has the best lines in the film it is consistently clever and funny and has that very queer sensibility that i have come to love in warters movies ,1
the first robocop had a sense of cynical wit and a sick sense of violence it was a fine line to walk but paul verhoeven pulled it off and the film did so well they made a sequel how awful possible spoilers ahead though anything that could spoil this is beyond me br br irvin kershner is not the director for this type of film he clearly did not understand the wit of the original and as a result the massive over the top senseless violence looks really bad and worse is very distasteful even worse is the musical score leonard rosenman was an old man from another era and the heroic light music does not match the images on the screen at all what was he scoring the great american hero worst of all he completely eliminated robocop s theme from the first film which was so memorable and perfect can you imagine a superman film without john williams fanfare or indiana jones etc how could he do that br br the plot is just a collection of ideas that don t gel in beginning we see robo stalking his old wife fine good idea but they completely drop it after that then there is this a stupid idea of the company reprogramming robo to be nice that s thrown in for minutes and then is immediately dropped or the silly idea that the repulsive year old drug lord reminds robo of his son once again a weak motif that is shown briefly twice and dropped this may work in a comic book but not on film and frank miller was unfortunately too inexperienced at the time and threw every idea in along with the kitchen sink it doesn t work as a whole br br some people here seem to be praising the corporate bashing in this film and the privatization of the police that is the best part of the film that is consistent with the first however in the original the old man was a tough business man out for a profit but ultimately fair in the end in this film he is just pure evil in his lust for money and power you can t just change characters like that for no reason and nancy allen s character is useless in this film whereas in the first she was essential to robo s search for himself she is as gratuitous as the violence in this film br br and the violence yes the violence i enjoy many violent bloody films when they serve purposes and are meant to tell a story irvin kershner seems to get off on human beings being blown to bits shot to pieces children lusting for death and torture and peoples desire for drugs he doesn t know when to stop do we really need to see every last innocent bystander even people trying to help others get shot up it is inferred when we see the bad robocop shooting repeatedly instead mr kershner proves he has very little taste for this type of work and creates an abominable mess that is a terrible piece of pop art and worse a disgusting message of violence for any young person watching this film br br no this film isn t meant to be message y and i certainly don t watch robocop movies or alien or predator movies for that reason however when you go too far and cross the line much of what you do must be put into question and as for this film in the words of the evil kid drug dealer s last words as he dies it still sucks ,0
i picked up this video after reading the text on the box the story seemed good and it had keanu reeves but after minutes of watching i noticed how horrible his acting was he walks and talks so stupid the whole time it s fake and not convincing it doesn t end there almost all the characters act so badly it s laughable the only acceptable acting was by alan boyce david but the guy commits suicide early on and you don t see him again you never even know why he did it everything about this movie screams low quality i can t believe how such a thing gets released i was tempted many times to stop watching in fact i did half way through it i decided to stop watching and turned the thing off came to the imdb to check what other s thought about it i found zero comments not surprised so i decided to force myself to handle the pain and go back to finish it then come here to comment on it the only good thing going for me was the high school rock band theme the occasional guitar playing and singing parts but that s not worth it br br very bad acting and directing terrible movie ,0
kinda funny how comments for this film went consistently downhill now add mine i think the script could have been saved by better acting and the acting by a better script together it was difficult to watch and i don t flinch from such subject matter br br sigourney was the best part i thought the relationship between her and her surviving son was pretty much the only new thing this film offered to its genre but even she lagged can t blame her who knows what takes were left on the cutting room floor by the director and or editor the whole movie had an okay that s good enough let s move on feel to it when i know there was more to be mined from the actors and the script which did have some good lines and some interesting themes br br i don t think this counts as a spoiler but a perfect example is the scene where sigourney marches up to her son s supposed tormentor s house and has this look on her face and i thought that s the face of someone who is overacting what it s like to see someone living in a mobile home and sure enough next shot meant to shock us i m sure bully lives in a trailer as opposed to a nice house like hers br br as many other posters have pointed out there are so many better movies with similarly airy scripts about similarly messed up families that hit the notes better celebration probably being the ultimate example that i ve seen ,0
 hawk heaven for lovers of french cinema and by extension french screen actors actresses at its worst it s an indulgence actors getting to bitch about other actors question the validity of acting as a profession at all etc whilst at its best it s a glorious celebration send up of some of the finest actors currently working from a simple premise jean pierre marielle s request for water being ignored in a restaurant blier spins off in all directions and allows the cream of french cinema to strut their stuff before the camera even throwing in nods to those no longer around jean gabin lino ventura including the director s father bernard one of the great stalwarts of french cinema from whom he fields a celestial phone call at the end of the film discursive and prolix yes guilty as charged but also something of a guilty pleasure ,1
once in a while a film comes along that raises the bar for every other film in its genre a film of this caliber will influence many films following its release for years to come a chinese ghost story falls in this category it is arguably one of the best horror films made during the s possibly one of the best ever made br br the filmmakers have crafted a movie that appeals to every horror fan the story is engrossing and original the villains are appropriately menacing and frightening the sets are creepy and atmospheric there is even a little blood and gore to satisfy the splatter fan of the house but don t let the horror label scare you off if you re not a fan of the genre this film easily fits into many different categories br br the screenwriter has deftly blended the drama comedy horror kung fu and romance genres into a delicious deluxe cinematic pizza a chinese ghost story is a beautiful epic love story told thankfully without the gratuitous nudity and or explicit sex scenes that have ruined many hollywood love stories those put off by the romantic elements of the story can sit back and revel in the fast paced swordplay and wire fu if that s not enough actors leslie cheung and wu ma provide enough humorous situations to satiate your appetite for comedy this film offers something for every film fan br br director siu tung ching and producer tsui hark assembled a truly amazing cast for this film leslie cheung proves that he is not only a gifted actor but also a talented singer and a charming physical comedian i cannot possibly think of a performer other than cheung who could have portrayed ling choi sin better except maybe chow yun fat joey wang is enchanting as lit su seen the enslaved spirit who steals the heart of cheung s character her portrayal of the title character is truly haunting and memorable wu ma is hilarious as the cantankerous taoist who aids the young lovers br br on technical level this film is very impressive even by today s standards the direction is superb i wish that today s hollywood executives would seek out talented artists like siu tung ching rather falling back on the usual mtv video or pepsi commercial directors the cinematography is gorgeous you have to commend any cinematographer who can make a film look good when most of its pivotal scenes take place in the dead of night the special effects make up is top notch in fact most of the creature effects in this film blow away the shoddy cgi ghouls and goblins that have become commonplace in modern horror films br br since its release a chinese ghost story has spawned two worthy sequels a full length animated movie and countless imitations none of the films that followed it or copied it were able to capture the magic of this classic however this film is required viewing for any horror fan or just anyone looking for great way to spend minutes of your time out br br ,1
i went through the highs i went through the lows cried laughed puked my ever loving guts out but through it all i was made whole i became a better person for having sat through this experience in self imposed degradation it s not every day we can say that we have lived through the worst and come out the other side with something closely resembling our sanity whole and intact friends neighbors unite and be as one now go out and find this film and languish in its extravagancies place it high on the mantel and kiss its polystyrene box take it to bed take it out with you when you go shopping or have blind dates with strange people they will appreciate you all the better for your sublime and uniquely schizophrenic slant on cinema and then they will throw their beverage of choice in your face but you will have the last laugh i ran for governor with this little beauty under my belt and you can too it is a treat worth having again and again ,1
wimpy stuffed shirt armand louque blandly played by veteran character actor dean jagger in a rare lead role joins a group of researchers who want to find and destroy the secret technique of creating zombies armand falls for the lovely claire duval fetching blonde dorothy stone who uses the meek sap to get armand s colleague clifford grayson the hopelessly wooden robert noland to marry her furious over being used and spurned by claire armand uses his knowledge of voodoo to get revenge sound exciting well it sure ain t for starters victor halperin s static non direction lets the meandering and uneventful talk ridden story plod along at an excruciatingly slow pace worse yet halperin crucially fails to bring any tension atmosphere and momentum to the hideously tedious proceedings the mostly blah acting from a largely insipid cast doesn t help matters any only george cleveland as the hearty general duval and e alyn warren as the irascible dr trevissant manage to enliven things a bit with their welcome and refreshing hammy histrionics the drippy stock film library score the painfully obvious stagebound sets and the crude cinematography are pretty lousy and unimpressive as well in fact this feeble excuse for a fright feature is so crummy that not even the uncredited starkly staring eyes of the great bela lugosi can alleviate the brain numbing boredom a dismally dull dud ,0
al pacino kim basinger tea leoni ryan o neal richard schiff my mouth was watering i dropped everything to watch this movie on cable minutes in i was having trouble staying awake minutes in and i hit the record button and fell asleep finished watching it the next morning shouldn t have bothered what a waste of a great cast and an idea that could have been an interesting story of a day in the life cure your insomnia if you have it and watch this movie i guarantee you at least an hour and a half of uninterrupted sleep dialogue horrible continuity non existent camera work could have been done with a hand held super and looked better br br this movie was a total disaster ,0
at the time i recall being quite startled and amused by this movie i referred to it as the most important movie i d seen in ten years and found myself bumping into people who said similar things br br bernhard has an unusually perceptive behavioral notebook and she has shaped the bitter adolescent personality that we all had into a corrosive adult world view the two together provide a startling mix which may be too edgy for some viewers hi skip i wish you weren t my brother so i could you br br bernhards search for herself after returning to la from new york results in the immersive trying on of various personas all of which fit poorly for our amusement but enough of them involve acting out to appeal to a black imperative values system that the real barometer of her resituation is whether black culture accepts her it s been a while nina simone comes to mind and she has an impressive solidly built black lover in the movie a pretty black girl attends the shows and seems to be authorizing sandra s faux blackness but ultimately rejects her br br just as catholics deem themselves lucky to suffer for christ here sandra depicts herself suffering at the hands of a black culture in which she craves a place as if she cherishes her worthiness and her rejection it s the only value system implicated in the films world outside of bernhards arty confusion br br for a nation whose chief issues are racism and money it s refreshing to see one of the topics dealt with in an atypical way ,1
i saw this movie when i was a kid and have been looking for it ever since it rates up there with cabin in the sky stormy weather and carmen jones as a must see in movies that showcased the awesome talent of african americans in the s the local los angeles tv stations would have a movie of the week and some stations would show the same movie for days porgy and bess was one of them and my whole family would be there all nights in front of the tv and only moved on the commercials south pacific oklahoma and the sound of music are all musical classics that you can pick up at any video store it would be a shame to let this collection of some of the best talent america had to offer be forgotten or locked in a vault please make the film available to the public ,1
my name is earl br br review for i have seen this br br this is something else first off how is this rated so high i cannot understand that this show is filled to the top with either annoying people stupid people or just plain unlikeable the gags are hideous br br i saw one episode where the wife of earl s brother wrapped and washed herself with dead fish not kidding that wasn t funny that s repulsive then she and earl s extremely stupid brother and i mean stupid then had sex i nearly threw up br br this has to be one of the most desperate attempts at comedy in a long time jason lee is a talented actor but is trapped in a helpless role in this horrible comedy br br earl is now in jail for this current season let s hope he gets the chair just so this show gets put out of it s misery br br the last word this show would be funny to people who think larry the cable guy is funny to the rest of the world not a chance avoid like the plague ,0
i ve long heard that to get their start in legitimate films many behind the camera types work on porno films br br the people who produced and directed this monstrosity stayed too long br br poorly paced staged and written it uses a lot of perfectly good talent diehl dorn eggert badly br br much sexual activity is teasingly implied here by the brassiere popping host to the alien creature but it never crosses the line br br you ll still want to shower afterwards though ,0
those reviewers who have complained that this movie lacks plausibility or has problems of construction are missing the point this is a wonderfully camp romance with plenty of play gypsies dance gypsies music that both sends up exotic love stories and celebrates them buttoned up ray milland makes an amusing foil for a dietrich with black hair tattered scarves and tons of jewelry the character s eagerness to feed milland and look after him more closely resembles the good german hausfrau dietrich was off the set than her mannered vamp roles censorship being in force it s made clear that they share a caravan on platonic terms only with milland fighting off dietrich s advances with a determination remarkable for a heterosexual bachelor who might be killed any day his only excuse is that she smells so perhaps a stuffy fastidious englishman might indeed be put off br br in the small role of milland s young companion on his secret mission bruce lester adds a note of camp of a different kind we are told at the beginning that he hero worships milland and indeed he rather fawns on him when after they are separated he meets milland now transformed into a brown skinned gypsy with a shirt open to the waist his glowing appreciation of the disguise even further suggests that not only dietrich is romantically infatuated with milland br br despite the wonderfully improbable characters and sequence of events the growing love of milland for dietrich and his acceptance of the non rational aspects of life is rather touching and when on their last night alone before he escapes he says that each of them now contain half of the other the two have become one and then darkness falls i think we can assume that the censor decided to give them a break one goof at the beginning milland who is supposed to be english refers to a lieutenant using the american pronunciation the english say leftenant since milland was british he must have been saying it that way because the american movie makers feared that american audiences would be distracted and confused by the british style ,1
nothing carson daly has ever said or done on this show has ever made me laugh or even smile a little i do not understand how this show has survived for so many years br br even the funny band member is just like one of those kids in high school who thinks nobody is good enough to even look at him daly and that dude are just arrogant frat boys it seems like they don t even try to be a little funny br br awful awful awful show br br it makes my soul cry br br i just cannot stress enough how awful this show is don t watch it but if you absolutely have to i recommend clawing your eyes out and clogging your ears with cement beforehand ,0
before she went into politics or public service glenda jackson was one of britain s finest film actresses this film displays her talent despite having a supporting role in a stellar cast that includes julie christie as kitty the wife of a british royal captain who has lost his memory of the last years and jenny played by american ann margret in an almost unrecognizable role as the doting sister alan bates plays the captain who suffers from memory loss triggered by the shell shock during world war i sir ian holm has a smaller role as the doctor treating him you see familiar faces like sheila keith patsy byrne and frank finlay you can t help but watch glenda play a dowdy housewife and the first true love of the captain but they came from different classes it s not the greatest movie but it s good to see glenda s amazing talent she is still a fantastic actress comedy or drama she makes margaret grey into a likable character and you see why a regal captain fell in love with her ,1
this is one of my favorite comedies ever not wanting to condone the uninspiring lifestyle of its hero but taken for what it s worth and not as trivializing alcoholism the movie is simply a lot of fun it tells the unlikely tale of a perpetually drunk irresponsible something bachelor named arthur who is set to inherit a vast fortune but only if he marries susan chosen because the family thinks she might make something of him arthur proposes but then unwisely falls for linda a waitress and petty thief br br dudley moore is perfect as arthur the world s most endearing drunk whose antics are a laugh a minute admittedly moore is arthur and i agree with those who can imagine no other actor in the role the ladies of the piece are also well portrayed liza minnelli sparkles as linda and her on screen chemistry with moore is great jill clayburgh plays susan the wealthy and more appropriate woman chosen for arthur br br however this film is literally made by sir john gielgud who portrays arthur s sarcastic but moral butler hobson it s obvious these two have had a great mutual affection during hobson s longtime employment hobson is arthur s best friend and purveyor of unsolicited commentary and advice the most interesting relationship in this film is not arthur s romance at all but his unusual rapport with this witty and of course perpetually disapproving servant it s the butler you ll remember best long after the closing credits roll ,1
to be honest i had heard this was pretty bad before i decided to watch it but i m never one to let others influence my viewings in fact i m more likely to watch something out of defiance bullwhip had one thing going for me before the viewing anyway the fact that rhonda fleming and those gorgeous eyes was in it had me interested right away the picture isn t very good and is in fact very morally dubious all the characters are corrupt and shifty in one way shape or form all motivated by greed or egocentric victories this is all well and good if the surrounding film can do justice to a bunch of despicable people and create a taut climax shuddering picture sadly it doesn t and as the finale fills your eyes with sugar you can t help shouting out that you have been cheated into watching a pretty bad film nobody in the cast come out with any credit with lead man guy madison painfully wooden in the extreme br br not even the lovely rhonda can make me recommend this to anyone ,0
one of the most underrated movies i ve seen in a long time bill ted s bogus journey is the second hilarious adventure of bill s preston esq and ted theodore logan aka wyld stallyns there are two ways to look at this film first you see dumb dialogue far fetched plot juvenile idea or you see brilliantly downplayed idiots who yet again find themselves in a situation too big for their brains throw a bruce willis or a arnold schwarzeneggar into this plot and it becomes a big blockbuster movie bill and ted go into the story with the same level of sincerity only it s bill and ted this is a tricky fence to balance on but when you watch the movie not as a throwaway screwball comedy but as an adventure featuring two guys who have no business being in an adventure it becomes so much more ,1
an american in paris is an integrated musical meaning that the songs and dances blend perfectly with the story the film was inspired by the orchestral composition by george gershwin br br the story of the film is interspersed with show stopping dance numbers choreographed by gene kelly and set to popular gershwin tunes songs and music include i got rhythm s wonderful and our love is here to stay it set a new standard for the subgenre known as the songbook musical with dozens of gershwin tunes buried in the underscore the climax is the american in paris ballet an minute dance featuring kelly and caron set to gershwin s an american in paris featuring an impressionistic period daydream in the style of various painters is one of the longest uninterrupted dance sequences of any hollywood film the ballet alone cost more than half a million dollars a staggering sum at the time br br it s funny to think of such a work of art being born over a pool game between film producer arthur freed singin in the rain wizard of oz on the town meet me in st louis and the band wagon and ira gershwin it was freed s idea to buy the title so he could use if in a film about paris and gershwin s idea that it would only use gershwin music br br original cast was to have cyd charisse but she discovered she was pregnant before shooting began a major reason gene kelly suggested leslie caron as the female lead was because he felt this movie needed a real french girl playing lise not just an american actress playing one gene kelly discovered leslie caron while vacationing in paris where he saw her perform in a ballet when she got the call to audition she said who s gene kelly according to leslie caron her introductory dance sequence which included a seductive dance with a chair was considered too suggestive by some censors gene kelly directed the brief fantasy dance sequences shown as lise is introduced br br vincente minnelli first wanted maurice chevalier in the georges guétary part and celeste holm in the nina foch part br br minnelli was a groundbreaking director of musicals with meet me in st louis an american in paris and the band wagon he used color and songs in ways they hadn t been used before he used space and time imaginatively best of all though he allowed himself to cut loose for the long ballet sequences that end all his movies the ballet in an american in paris may be his best work br br even though vincente minnelli is credited as the sole director he was sometimes tied up with his divorce from judy garland and other directing projects leaving gene kelly to take over the directing duties br br other highlights include guetary s rendition of stairway to paradise oscar levant s fantasy of conducting and performing gershwin s concerto in f see why it was oscar levant s favorite br br the ballet sequence now that we know it was successful everybody now wants to take credit for it freed minnelli kelly but before the film was completed the new york office of mgm said no to spending a half million dollars on a ballet so freed went to studio head louis b mayer himself and got him to agree new york said no finally gene kelly showed the new york office how a british film the red shoes used a long ballet sequence and that film became a world wide hit – and is still considered today the premium example of a successful art film well the financial guys finally gave in and signed the checks br br there was a break in production after november at which point gene kelly began rehearsing the ballet choreography by the time production for that final sequence resumed on december vincente minnelli had finished directing another film father s little dividend br br irene sharaff designed a style for each of the ballet sequence sets reflecting various french impressionist painters raoul dufy the place de la concorde edouard manet the flower market maurice utrillo a paris street henri rousseau the fair vincent van gogh the place de l opera and henri de toulouse lautrec the moulin rouge the backgrounds took six weeks to build with painters working nonstop br br roger ebert said after viewing the recent restoration an american in paris has many qualities not least its famous ballet production number with kelly and leslie caron symbolizing the entire story of their courtship in dance an american in paris is often compared to singin in the rain as to which it the greatest musical ever made and one critic put it best when he said singin in the rain makes me happy and an american in paris makes me feel good the ballet represents kelly s fantasies as depicted by the great french artists renoir rousseau lautrec dufy he admires arranging a screening for the then ailing raoul dufy the actor and producer ducked out until the end credits there relieved they found the artist moved to tears requesting a second helping of the sumptuous finale br br the film was also the first to win a golden globe award for best motion picture comedy or musical br br gene kelly received an honorary academy award that year for his versatility as an actor singer director and dancer and specifically for his brilliant achievements in the art of choreography on film it was his only oscar ,1
i have to say that i know the documentaries of mister örnek and so i knew that i will get a very well made piece of movie documentary i was not disappointed as a history nerd i did saw hundreds of documentary and liked the different approach of this work br br the director and his consultants historians veteran families tried to access the reality of the gallipoli through the letters of solders from both sides so the history is followed by british australian and turkish soldiers br br narrated is this docu by jeremy irons and sam neill both boost the intensity and emotionality of this documentary by their great voices br br i saw this film in a cinema in italy in dolby surround i did buy the dvd last year and will wait again years for the next work of this talented director and his very good documentaries br br summary well made intense history with emotions wrapped in a war documentary with great narrators,1
there is a story possibly apocryphal about an exchange between bruce willis and terry gilliam at the start of twelve monkeys gilliam allegedly produced a long list think about the aircraft one from the fifth element and handed it to butch bruce it was entitled things bruce willis does when he acts it ended with a simple message saying please don t do any of the above in my movie br br there is a fact about this movie definitely true gilliam didn t have a hand in the writing br br i would contend that these two factors played a huge role in creating the extraordinary if not commercial success that is the twelve monkeys br br visually the twelve monkeys is all that we have rightly come to expect from a gilliam film it is also full of gilliamesque surrealism and general but magnificent strangeness gilliam delights in wrong footing his audience although the ending of the twelve monkeys will surprise no one who has sat through the first real gilliam borrows heavily from kafka in the clockwork bureaucratic relentless movement of the characters towards their fate it is this journey and the character developments they undergo which unsettles br br i love gilliam films brazil in particular but they do all tend to suffer from the same weakness he seems to have so many ideas and so much enthusiasm that his films almost invariably end up as a tangled mess brazil in particular i still maintain that brazil is gilliam s tour de force but there s no denying that the twelve monkey s is a breath of fresh air in the tight plotting department style substance and form seem to merge in a way not usually seen from the ex python br br whatever the truth of the rumour above gilliam also manages to get a first rate and very atypical performance out of the bald one bruce is excellent in this film as are all the cast particularly a suitably bonkers and very scary brad pitt br br it s been over a decade since this film was released when i watched it again i realised that it hadn t really aged i had changed of course and this made me look at the film with fresh eyes this seems to me to be a fitting tribute to a film that partly at least is about reflections in mirrors altered perspectives and the absurd one way journey through time that we all make a first rate film ,1
on his recent maligned reality show mr shore conceded his filmic oeuvre is best enjoyed stoned no he must have said best watched while a healthy toke might see you through the end credits there is little pleasure to be found save some sporadic chuckling at the picture not with it titular hyphenate absence is the least grievance other hyphenate wholesome tiffani amber thiessen i dare you to rub out that saved by the bell patina of purity is miscast as a rural vamp she s too round of face for treachery mr shore himself occasionally displays the odd talent for mimicry i thought i recognized a jimmy stewart in there however it is never aptly used the trite fish out of water formula has yet to be rendered with less grace our hero crawl has precious little wit to account for expeditiously charming his agrarian antagonists ultimately i had to announce it s been ascertained the worst movie ever p s as another fish adam sandler fared better with mr deeds it may take a shore to appreciate a sandler ,0
these writers are trying to re create the characters they have on scrubs in a different occupation however the characters they are stuck with have no charisma or acting ability not to mention the writing seems poor and effortless these guys are trying to create something that would be good if the writing wasn t so disgusting which is leaving the shows only lifeline to be two attractive teachers that that are barely keeping it alive the humor in this show seems like it is trying to target an audience with an i q of or below another reason why this show is becoming a failure could be that the writing on the show scrubs is excellent and this show has to follow it up leaving the viewer in an odd position not knowing whether to cry or to just lose hope in new sitcoms all together this is just my opinion but i think these guys should stop now before they humiliate themselves anymore than they have already ,0
well jesus of montreal is basically an intelligent movie the actors are indeed good and the technical side of the movie is okay but although i was very interested in the topic and like to think and discuss about religion i am an atheist it was hard to force myself to watch the movie to the bitter and in my opinion somehow unconsciously funny end why is this movie so incredibly boring i don t know it just is and so it is not recommendable ,0
this film should never have been made it stinks it s awful it s no good it s bad it s terrible starting to see a pattern here jackie mason is certainly no rodney dangerfield gone were ted knight and bill murray who along with dangerfield were essential to the first film it seems that the three of them the stars all knew a stinker of a script when they saw one the one who didn t have the good sense to bow out of this was chevy chase who stuck around but was extraneous to both films in my opinion this film is quite simply not funny nor does it have any other endearing qualities this thing relies heavily on anti semitism to work and it works to it s detriment i hated this thing a waste of everybody s time ,0
an unfunny unworthy picture which is an undeserving end to peter sellers career it is a pity this movie was ever made ,0
i cannot see how anyone can say that this was a real good entertaining movie with a few well known actors i found it hard to believe that this was only made in it s crap the acting is tantamount to amateur dramatics poor amateur dramatics unless you want to laugh loudly at an amazing minutes of pure corn don t bother to download it or rent it worst that i have seen in years it s from the bygone days of acting where cowboys are shooting bullets from the six shooters the more well known the actor the worse they were drury was just sad i was extremely disappointed with lee majors has he actually stooped to this sort of garbage it was bad enough when he played the six million dollar man ,0
 jefferson in paris is a truly confounding film it presents thomas jefferson nick nolte in the most unflattering light possible painting him as a liar racist and pedophile yet offers not a shred of condemnation for those sins this is the way he was the film seems to say end of sentence end of movie the door s behind you br br after arriving in paris with his daughter patsy gwenyth paltrow jefferson proceeds to win the heart of maria cosway greta scacchi the wife of a homosexual english painter the criminally underused simon callow a turn of events sends maria to england however and jefferson proceeds to forget her with astonishing speed for a man who mere minutes of screen time before was asking her to live with him in america br br he s been bewitched you see by sally hemmings thandie newton one of his slaves just arrived from america just why he s bewitched is hard to tell although sally is undeniably beautiful she acts like a simple minded child in front of jefferson when she isn t telling ghost stories in exaggerated darky speech patterns she s slinking around his bedroom practically oozing lust for her distinguished massa br br if her behavior is an attempt to excuse jefferson s it doesn t work jefferson damns himself further when maria tired of waiting for his letters travels from england to see him i ve not changed toward you he insists offering weak excuses for not writing to her credit maria sees through his brazen lies immediately when sally appears and she and jefferson flirt openly and cruelly to my mind in maria s very presence the illusion falls apart completely br br no one today believes that jefferson washington and the rest were utter paragons of virtue and morality yet are we supposed to believe that the learned distinguished jefferson would be attracted to sally a woman whose most intelligent conversation is about how massa s frenchie friends don unnastan aw corn and who rubs herself against his front as she passes right before maria s eyes br br even if we let that slide it s followed by the horrifying revelation that sally was only when this affair took place jefferson was strangely this fact comes out only toward the very end when sally s brother james is understandbly furious at her blase announcement that she is carrying jefferson s child br br jefferson is equally blase when told that sally is carrying his child and patronizingly tells her that she d be far better off under his protection than free and living in france with her brother but he promises i ll free her when i die and our children including any more that come jefferson says in a chilling declaration of sally as his when they reach oh thank you massa you feel like telling the screen big deal br br the worst scene is still to come however involving jefferson s daughter patsy she is already angry at him first for breaking his vow made to her mother on her deathbed not to marry again obviously the woman wasn t just talking about matrimony jefferson has also refused to allow patsy to become a nun as she wishes despite earlier moralizing about freedom of religion that seems to mean freedom to agree with him br br having promised sally and her brother their freedom jefferson calls in patsy to witness the bargain and promise to fulfill it should anything happen to him sally s brother blurts out the impending birth of the child and jefferson asks do you swear paltrow s performance in this scene is brilliant although she has almost nothing to say her face nearly contorts in agonizing pain at this revelation yet she controls her grief and whispers yes br br if anything and the filmmakers could have had something if they d emphasized this point more jefferson in paris is an indication of the status of woman in the late th century viewed even by men like jefferson as attractive property pleasing but without true intellect or souls we see jefferson shed a few tears over a letter from maria obviously telling him where to get off but he s soon laughing away at a wild dance from sally complete with tossed hair and heaving bosom br br i don t know whether this is an accurate portrait of jefferson or not i don t care to watch it however just for the sake of watching it this jefferson is no hero or even an anti hero he s a selfish lying child molestor and one who gets away with it not the kind of man i want to see a movie about ,0
rose – does anything actually happen in this episode it introduces our two leads a slow witted grinning idiot of a doctor and an utterly un interesting companion there s no plot to speak of childish humour mixed with some extremely bad pacing and incidental music what else is there to say really br br the end of the world – a marginal improvement in that we see our first outer space scenario subsequently brought down by poor contemporary humour paper thin logic very poor pacing and tired sf clichés br br the unquiet dead – best episode to date showing what can happen when someone knows how to structure an episode write interesting character dialogue and integrate an intriguing plot let down solely by the doctor and rose br br aliens of london world war three doctor who degenerates into farce what more can be said penelope wilton brings the proceedings a little gravity trying her best in dire circumstances some poorly written and out of place soap opera elements come to the fore in these two episodes and a return to poor pacing bad plotting and cringe worthy humour satire br br dalek – not great however still far above the rtd fare to date the pacing and script are all fine though the doctor and rose still irritate the effects and menace of the dalek are introduced well the finale however took an interesting premise that reduced the doctor s most notorious foe into a cuddly touchy feely mess and turning a previously un seen menace to a blue rubber squid that looked like a child s toy br br the long game the first rtd script to show any plot even if it was in a clichéd s style still it was marred somewhat by his usual over reliance on juvenile jokes placing it too far in the future to make logical sense and again poor pacing not as bad as his previous efforts but instantly forgettable br br father s day – the initial premise could ve been vaguely interesting but common sense and logic abandon this episode from the very beginning also we are treated to a whole episode of soap opera before you start thinking this is all about characterization remember there s a big difference between lame soap opera and characterization on the plus side it does prove rtd isn t the worst script writer so far br br the empty child the doctor dances this started off in a mediocre way with some cringe worthy moments and some illogical mistakes that even a primary school pupil wouldn t make well lit windows in a blackout anyone after this the first part takes a more interesting and sinister turn florence hoath truly steals these episodes showing us what an interesting companion could ve been like she could also act instead we get the annoying and politically correct captain jack as the new companion the conclusion was a little hasty but sufficient the pacing and script improved with a reasonably good storyline making these two episodes quite atmospheric and intriguing br br boom town i have to be honest except for a few examples i had been so disillusioned by the current series that upon seeing the trailer for another slitheen episode i gave up and didn t subject myself to the torture br br bad wolf reality tv arguably the worst facet of the modern media is basically used as the premise there s no subtlety whatsoever do we get any interesting social commentary as in the likes of the running man or truman show no of course not this in an rtd episode so they re basically here to cynically try and pull in the audience of said shows once again logic goes out the window as we re placed something years in the future rtd tries pointlessly to shoe horn in some over arcing story here with no relevance other than it s own existence and when the villains are revealed at the end they make empty threats and the doctor grins once more like an idiot for the climax faster paced for the most part than rtd s other efforts this has one or two interesting moments otherwise another lacklustre instalment br br the parting of the ways the big finale more of a damp squid literally all of the dalek menace set up in dalek is brought crashing down as they become rather pathetic so many plot holes riddle this episode with typically poor contrivances daleks want to harvest humans as daleks but then vaporize entire continents dalek s can vaporize said continents but not destroy the tardis in space the tardis is now indestructible and can land anywhere even over people so they can be saved in it this ability can t be used to easily destroy the dalek god the daleks can vaporize entire continents but don t just nuke satellite to destroy the doctor and instead let him play around the doctor is a pathetic coward without the conviction of his actions after eradicating his whole species to try and eliminate the daleks these and many other holes aside we are treated to the lamest dues ex machina solution ever conceived joined with a near pointless story arc br br so what can we say about the new series all in all br br would this have gained a second series if it were anything other than doctor who with rtd behind it would most of the episodes have been seen as anything other than un original and forgettable if they were anything other than doctor who and had rtd s name attached i think not br br some people would have us think we can t say anything against rtd since we owe him for bringing doctor who back to our screens however this at the expense of good characters and stories personally i d rather not have a poorly planned ill conceived product churned out at that price i d rather wait till someone could come along and make a genuine effort for the most part this is the kind of puerile rubbish that gives sf a bad name marring what is otherwise the most creative genre ,0
the big bad swim has a low budget indie feel about it so many times i start to watch independent films that have had really good reviews only to find out they are pretentious crud voted for by people who are so blinded by the idea of the film and its potential to be provocative that they forget that film is a form of entertainment first and foremost br br i do not know if the big bad swim has any message or higher meaning or metaphor if it does then i missed it br br from the get go bbs felt right it was easy and warm and human there were no major dramas or meaningful insights i just connected with the characters straight off and when as with all good films the end came around i felt sadness at the loss of that connection br br if you are looking for something big or fast or insightful look elsewhere look for a film trying to deliver more than it can bbs delivers a solid enjoyable real experience and i felt rewarded and satiated having watched it ,1
not your typical vamp story not bram stoker or anne rice here a truly original vampyre story these vampyres are genetic mutants who the sunlight don t bother they are pure evil to br br the film is not perfect many of the actors are clearly amateurs the two leads who play van helsing and rally the vampyre chick are pretty good though the film is intensely violent which may disturb some people also it is loaded with scientific detail that many will find hard to understand and may get bored with i was sold on the clever storyline and the couple good performances no telling how successful this film could be if they had a bigger budget and it got mass distribution,0
the essential message one which miller would have surely intended after seeing vichy war crimes trials is that hatred of somebody without rational basis is a waste of life meat loaf s character fred has known lawrence for many years and yet when the time comes at the bidding of his fanatical supporters he allows them to attack a man who is not part of their target group for me this is the crucial message it doesn t matter what lawrence and his wife do from this point onwards they are marked and have chance to save themselves by using reason animal aggression and anger have blinded fred s union thugs to reality br br a friend of mine suggested i should see the wave to study how irrational hatred and evil ideology can take over people without them realising it i once conducted an experiment in a role playing game and was shocked to see how normal and level headed people welcomed the creation of an oppressive police state which would ultimate threaten them all because it crept in in stages br br fred is the start his la friends and preacher idol are the catalyst which pushes his neighbours over the edge into violence without stopping to think that what they are doing in wrong br br the relationship between lawrence and finkelstein the jewish shopkeeper is a fascinating one because lawrence misses the point almost until the end if the bigots force finkelstein out where is he to go if his family have fled the nazis what an irony to be tormented again in the land of freedom br br that big poster it s a fairly famous propaganda piece about american families enjoying the highest standard of living in the world is a very important detail when you see this film watch for the grafitti on the subway train and all the little posters the message lurks there too br br this movie should be on the curriculum of every school especially in our time when baseless hatred is being promoted so widely by reasonable people who are just extremists in thin disguises ,1
i saw this film over the weekend and while i was impressed as always with the beauty and polish of church produced films i left disappointed that this one fell so short failing to inform members and leaving investigators with many unanswered questions br br the film is minutes of vignettes from the life of joseph smith it s not a true biopic because there s no real coherent narrative most of the episodes concern joseph doing good deeds playing baseball running races and laughing with children often in sloooow motion what a great just folks kind of guy that joseph was huh look at him out there beating rugs for his wife emma well howzbout the rugs of his plural wives no mention whatsoever is made of polygamy a glaring omission br br and it is in such omissions where the film falters it supplies too little information and leaves critical thinking audience members wondering why is joseph getting tarred and feathered why is he getting thrown in jail and why does that mob want to kill him the film s climax is of course joseph and hyrum s trek to carthage jail riding past a veritable united nations of faces looking out from nauvoo s doorways but no mention is ever made about why nothing about smith suppressing the nauvoo expositor newspaper and ordering its press destroyed for its revealing the secret teaching of polygamy the audience is left to wonder or to assume it s just more baseless persecution of the church no mention of joseph being charged with treason for declaring martial law and calling out the nauvoo militia br br of course i certainly did not expect this church produced film to present the joseph of richard bushman s recent biography rough stone rolling but i was surprised and taken aback at just how little of substance was actually presented br br and worse what substance that was presented was often inaccurate two examples jumped out at me first the translation of the book of mormon the film shows joseph reading right off the golden plates in their two ring binder which plates in reality were hidden far from the site it s well known that joseph did his translating by burying his face in his hat peering at the seer stone in there the second inaccuracy occurs at carthage jail where the mob storms the cell the history of the church reports that joseph had a six shooter and even fired off a few rounds before jumping out the window and giving the masonic signal of distress as reported in times seasons br br maybe showing the reality of the gunfight would have shattered the heart tugging mood the filmmakers had created but by omitting it they were unfaithful to history and failed to show joseph as he really was handy with a gun and able to defend himself in fact the impression the film gives is that joseph was a nice guy but also something of a milquetoast that everybody beat up tossed in jail and eventually murdered in cold blood he was far from that joseph was a disciplined and determined man who endured a lot of hardship and struggle to bring to fruition that in which he believed br br see the film but know going in that s it s cotton candy then get your meat and potatoes by reading a copy of bushman s biography of smith rough stone rolling br br ps church produced films have no credits but seasoned eyes can pick out a couple familiar faces rick macy is excellent as joseph smith sr and bruce newbold beloved as thomas in finding faith in christ here plays the cranky methodist minister who failed to show christian love to a young seeker after truth ,0
universal soldier the return is not the worst movie ever made no that honor would have to go to a film that attempted to make some sort of statement or accomplish some artistic feat but failed in a pathetic or offensive manner however perhaps no movie i have ever seen has tried for so little and succeeded so completely as did universal soldier the return br br this film is a sci fi action travesty that has virtually nothing to recommend it the acting is as bad as any movie i ve ever seen the plot is terrible and predictable the special effects are pathetic in short anyone even remotely connected to this film should be ashamed of themselves us the return makes previous van damme fare seem like groundbreaking cinematic masterpieces some movies are so bad they re good believe me when i tell you that this is not one of them i m really not sure what else to say here i doubt many people were considering seeing this movie if they hadn t already but just in case don t ,0
let s not kid ourselves this atrocity is not plan nine or cat women it is bad period the performances vary from drama school theatrics marla english to a couldn t care less walk through tom conway the photography even in a good print is so murky it is occasionally hard to see what is happening the real problem however is the aimless pointless nearly plot less story and the leaden paceless direction at a brisk minutes it still feels endless br br the screenplay is especially inept there are two story lines that only intersect at the very end of the picture tom conway is trying to create a super race using voodoo and modern science although there is little science in evidence which he can control telepathically he is keeping his wife prisoner for no discernible reason meanwhile a couple of petty crooks and a white hunter type guide are trying to find the village in which he is working in the expectation of gold and jewels when they finally arrive tom conway decides that one of them the woman is the perfect subject for his experiments she is turned into a monster kills conway natch and then reverts to normal she sees a gold statue half drowned in a boiling pool tries to retrieve it and falls in the water and apparently drowns the white hunter rescues the wife in the final shot we see the supposedly drowned woman emerge as the monster again threatening a sequel now that really is a scary thought br br the aip producer samuel z arkoff in a lecture included on the dvd prides himself on spotting the teenage niche market and satisfying it with ingenious low budget movies however it is difficult to see how anyone could think this rancid concoction would satisfy any sort of audience what appeal do they think it could possibly have the monster appears so rarely that it could hardly be called a horror film the jungle action is tepid and tedious there are no teenagers in it and no characters that teenagers could be expected to identify with br br the producers exposed minutes of film but they didn t make a movie this is a con trick and arkoff should be ashamed of his association with it ,0
this movie about two italian brothers who came to germany with their family is just great br br it isn t an idealistic movie i would say it shows life as it is or was in the s and s when the main story takes place the characters are very nice but have also some dark sides what makes you believe that these are real persons great movie with great actors to show that life is not funny all the time but that you can find happiness with fire and passion as the main character gigi would say ,1
this is a classic example of an increasing problem with films why is the background noise and the soundtrack dramatically louder than the dialogue what sense does that make this film isn t alone most films seem to do this now for years i wondered if it was just something wrong with my tv but then i got a new tv there it is again background noise that could be taking place a city block behind the actors drowns out the dialogue br br it was even more distracting in this film because in the english version anyway the woman mumbles constantly i kept hoping jean reno would say excuse me would you speak up or get the marbles out of your mouth if you watch it on dvd you have even high school french i recommend the french version with subtitles br br i give it because reno was so good in leon people rave about the scenery but i saw it on a tv i lived in the rockies for a few years so enh ,0
when i started watching this movie i saw the dude from buffy xander and figured ah how nice that he s still making a living acting in movies now a weird movie i can stand given that it s a good dose of weird like for example david lynch movies twin peaks lost highway etc and you sort of have to be in the mood for one this one however made me mockingly remember the crazy websites about there about conspiracy theory s that make absolutely no sense i mean come on people nazi s who conspire with america to make an unholy trinity of evil powers i was surprised they didn t mention the hollow earth in this movie with hitler flying saucers and lizard people maybe if you had like grams of heroine with this movie it would make some sort of sense but seriously i don t condone drugs like i don t condone this movie it should be burned shredded and forgotten just so good ol xander might get another acting job it wasn t his acting though that was alright but the script just didn t make any sense sorry ,0
well when the cameo appearance of jason miller looking even more eroded than he did in exorcist iv is the high point of a picture what ve you got br br it s a little bit country a little bit rock n roll mix two drunks with money who drag their kid all over the place with a bog dried mummy have you figured that one out yet dried in a bog in the basement christopher walken with a bad dye job and a little girl who might have been an interesting character if they d developed her br br i understand sort of that they re going back to visit her relatives after that br br problem there are several interesting flashbacks to what i must assume is her mother being killed in a car bombing i think this is never connected to anything br br problem what do we need the grandmother for now the grandmother could be interesting she speaks gaelic or celtic or something maybe you can make something of her the best they can do is that she s got a tobacco habit that s all br br problem they cast a real shifty character as the husband is he type cast will he sell his wife to the devil maybe he can look forward to the trust fund he manages for her or is he cast against type after all he has a good haircut and nice clothes he drinks he hesitates he s not a bad guy not a good one but dislikable why didn t they do something with him br br no problem an old boyfriend shows up the husband knocks him down he comes back to knock down the husband it gets pretty stupid but at least that character has motivation br br now she s an alcoholic he s an alcoholic he might only have married her for her money the grandmother is locked in the bedroom the blind uncle takes our heroine to the basement to show her the mummy of a witch are you following this who may come to life in fact you know she ll come to life the music swells a little girl lives in the house takes tea to the grandmother unlocks the door to do so and provides granny with cigarettes periodically granny gets out but nothing happens br br husband and wife lose the kid in the house subsequently lose their bedroom uncle gets his throat cut in the basement the leading lady has nose bleeds the husband drinks they both drink in the face of all of this the awful truth alluded to in the first over voice is omigod an abortion when the leading lady was twelve years old br br in spite of all these dangling thread ingredients nobody managed to get a story on the screen no bridge between situations no graduation from mild disturbance to awful horror just long slow scenes that go nowhere nbody really to care about and they had places to go with that aspect the innocent kid in the charge of drunks the grandmother who might be locked up because she s a monster but no her worst fault is smoking she s got great hair good makeup br br in short no plot just a little random predictable violence in a dark library with the rain gushing in and the sound track cuing us in you need more than a few drunks and christopher walken to make a movie br br the production values were good oh nice scenery good wardrobe the cameraman at least knew what he was doing br br i bought it poor me ,0
the first hour or so of the movie was mostly boring to say the least however it improved afterwards as the valentine party commenced apart from the twist as to the identity of the killer in the very end the hot bath murder scene was one of the few relatively memorable aspects of this movie the scene at the garden with kate was well shot and so was the very last scene the twist in those scenes there was some genuine suspense and thrills and the hot bath murder scene had a nasty the way slashers should be edge to it the earlier murders are frustratingly devoid of gore ,1
i really think this movie deserves some oscars i really don t care what people can say badly about this movie because it s a really well played parts from samuel l jackson and mainly by christina ricci i m a big fan of hers right since i saw her in addams family been trying to watch all things she makes and this is absolutely one of the best parts she played i love her looks even though people say she s not pretty i think she is and i love her eyes the movie is about many things people say that is religious people say that it s about racism people say that is about drugs people say that is about nymphomania well maybe is a little bit of all that but what i truly feel is that this movie has a high level of eye opening for what blues is what it stands for and mainly were it comes from life heart pain sorrow and above all spontaneous feelings i hope you get to see it if you are that kind of person that likes a movie not only from the pictures or the story it tells this is a good movie to see if your not well see it anyway cant hurt that much and you get to see christina ricci acting so horny she s a fox ,1
 a fare to remember is a totally derivative almost ridiculous movie but has a warmth about it that makes it a very effective and upbeat holiday movie it stars a pretty newcomer challen kates as a high powered ad executive who right before her wedding has to rush from l a to seattle to keep a client who has rejected every other presentation she has transportation difficulties from the beginning and seemingly no money this is the first dumb thing were there no atms anywhere she must make a fortune at any rate she meets a cab driver warner who looks like a homeless man and he drives her to her presentation and when she emerges with a huge box of beef jerky the client s product he s there to take her to the airport all flights are canceled so in order to get to l a for her wedding she hires him to take her there br br along the way they bond and learn from each other it s a very sweet movie though there is absolutely nothing new in it it combines six days and seven nights and a few other films but the chemistry between the stars is good they re likable and the acting is good look for jerry springer as the head of the beef jerky company and a cameo by karl malden br br this is a nice film to take in over the holiday season it s on lifetime ,1
the first murder scene is one of the best murders in film history almost as good as the shower scene in psycho and the acting by robert walker is fantastic a psychopath involved with tennis star in exchange murders that´s the story and overall this film is very good but theres one problem why dosen´t guy haines go to br br the cop in the first place ,1
dr steven segal saves the world from a deadly virus outbreak this movie strikes me as foolish earnestness that has morphed into an unintended camp classic the best kind memorable lines include knowledge is like a deer chase it and it will run away from you and drink this it will make you feel better it is so sublimely bad they couldn t have made it any worse if they tried br br segal tries to convince you that he is sensitive by saving a stricken pony a good father by a saccharine cooking scene for his daughter a man of science by looking at a fake spectrum in tune with nature by using homeopathic remedies politically correct and multicultural by having indian friends an iconoclast by opening a rural practice after a former life in a national research lab and an action hero by being really fat but yet can still fight rotfl br br it s good to see on as a late night saturday flick with friends preferably but not necessarily inebriated ,0
this video is so hilariously funny it makes everything else br br by eddie murphy seem very disappointing even beverly hills cop and the nutty professor which just goes to show you how good this really is to be honest i don t think that i ve ever br br laughed at something as much as this including naked gun and the rarely seen bargearse this show is amazing although it must be said that it is certainly filled with the word beginning with f that is four letters long plus its extended version beginning with m but it didn t bother me see it the funniest thing i ve ever seen and probably the funniest you ever have too ,1
despite the feelings of most star wars fans in my opinion return of the jedi is the greatest cinematic film ever created ever since the first time i saw it it s depth intensity special effects and moving story have overwhelmed me the film was so well put together that it has been able to stand the test of time over the last years filled with powerful action as the climax of the original trilogy george lucas gives us a rousing finish of the star wars saga in jedi br br film summary contains spoilers for those who have not seen it br br after the empire strikes back left us hanging for long years we finally find the end of the story in return of the jedi darth vader in emotional turmoil makes a surprise visit to a new uncompleted death star to oversee it s construction the emperor is first seen in this film as he has the ultimate plan to destroy the rebel alliance and bring young luke skywalker to the dark side luke lando leia chewie and the droids all travel to tatooine to rescue the frozen han solo from the crime lord jabba the hutt after han has been rescued and jabba defeated luke returns to dagobah to find a dying yoda where he learns the awful truth darth vader is in fact his father the rebel heroes regroup with the rebel fleet now joined by other species and races including the mon calamari the rebels must make a all or nothing plan of attack to destroy the death star before it is completed while lando heads the space attack in the millennium falcon the rebel heroes must disable the death star s shield generator on the forest moon of endor it is here that the rebels happen upon the furry but mighty ewoks during the the two part intense battle a third battle must take place as luke willingly delivers himself to vader in an attempt to convince him to leave the dark side in emotionally charged sequences luke must face his father as the emperor lures out his dark emotions as young skywalker is about to face his death at the hands of palpatine vader turns on his wicked master to save his son s life br br filled with a deep timeless story of good vs evil return of the jedi is a spectacular emotionally charged film that redeems the good in all of us ,1
i have seen bad films but this took the p made no sense and all the characters do is swear every couple of seconds oh and i think one has a low sperm count its that good a welshman plays a sweary cockney a posh english bloke plays a foul mouthed unlovable rogue of a paddy and some lesser lights play dim tarts br br and there are some russian gangsters oh yes some one has a gun and maybe talks rubbish whilst high on drugs br br avoid this film like the plague ,0
october sky is a highly lauded movie and it¡¦s easy to see why the story is easy to comprehend and many turning points are gripping the actors and actresses do fairly good jobs especially jake gyllenhaal and chris cooper the hero finally gets what he wants and it¡¦s a true story frankly i think the director¡¦s achievement is not comparable to the sparks and heat the original story generates we don¡¦t see any special narrative or cinematography the power of the movie relies much on the riveting plot and tough situation the young hero is trapped in that most audience will find themselves identify with the characters we feel homer¡¦s desire to earn his father¡¦s recognition and create his own future and his resilience wins our respect ¡§october sky¡¨ reminds me of a later japanese production of mini series ¡§rocket boy ¡¨ which might owe some of the inspiration from this movie actually these two works shot from two different cultures provide interesting comparison when october sky unfolds a story of a young man crying out loud to claim his right over his own destiny ¡§rocket boy¡¨ offers a more compromised description that could sometimes constitute an acrid criticism of modern society starring the outstanding actor yuji oda ¡§rocket boy¡¨ focuses on three men as ordinary as can be a travel agent who has a dream of becoming an astronaut a boastful advertising agent who is on the brink of being torn apart by his inferiority complex resulted from the extreme success of his father and older brother like what homer feels in his family and a food company employee who is about to getting married but scared of this idea the collected social consciousness superimposes its definition of success on its constituents and steps further to force them suffocate their dreams by claiming them ¡§impossible ¡¨ to compensate for his lost ideal kobayashi yuji works in the tour operator because it¡¦s called ¡§galaxy ¡¨ when his client fails him and his girlfriend decides to leave him he finally finds strength from his father¡¦s words who had determined to be a sailor but later found life on the sea less attractive as he had presumed ¡§but i don¡¦t regret it ¡¨ his father told kobayashi ¡§at least i tried ¡¨ it is his father¡¦s confession that encourages him to resign his job and apply for astronautships despite the fact that he hurts his legs and needs to move around on a wheelchair kobayashi¡¦s effort finally fails and he goes back to the travel agency but his ¡§crazy¡¨ courage inspires his friends and everyone loves him more just before the end of the series kobayashi is on the job as a guide of a space camp meant to let children learn more about astronauts after the tour is over we see him leaning against a tree unfolding a sheet of poster he tears from the bulletin board that says ¡§astronauts wanted for ¡¨ kobayashi looks at the piece of paper and laughs and laughs just like a kid looking at his ticket to disneyland kobayashi may never get what he wants but he dares his destiny and ¡§just does it ¡¨ this series is so heart gripping not because the hero exhibits any heroic deeds but his ordinariness and unstoppable urge to realize his dream which make us wonder and envy unlike dilbert or other sarcastic writings this show enlightens us and teaches us something homer and kobayashi both have the dream and they do what they can despite other people¡¦s opinions i recommend other imdb users to see the japanese tv series if you are a nine to fiver you will feel more touched i feel sorry that imdb doesn¡¦t have its data maybe you can ask somebody from japan to help you ,1
dull haunted house thriller finds an american family moving into a year old house in japan where a violent murder suicide love triangle occurred br br novel setting is about the only element of interest in this very slow moving horror flick by the director of motel hell the film generates zero suspense and is composed of somewhat choppy scenes that rarely seem to be leading anywhere overall br br one obvious example is a fairly early scene where the male lead visits a temple after realizing that his house is haunted as the monk had earlier warned the monk recounts the history of the house which the viewer is already familiar with from the opening sequence and then the film simply cuts away to something else earlier the monk had offered to help well where is the help the family continues to stay in the haunted house as things get worse and worse and no mention of the monk is made until nearly the very end when he turns up again to do what he should have done an hour earlier try to drive the spirits out of the house although by this time it s difficult for the viewers to care br br there are some probably unintentional campy laughs in seeing the american actors at the end become possessed by the japanese spirits and suddenly start doing bad martial arts i say probably because the scene is more than a little reminiscent of the chainsaw duel from the same director s motel hell which was more obviously meant to be amusing but on the whole this is a forgettable dud ,0
an apt description by spock of an all powerful fop into whose clutches fall the crew of the enterprise this was one sector of space our starship should have avoided first sulu kirk simply disappear off the bridge a landing party follows them to the surface of an unknown planet and encounter trelane a seemingly aristocratic man dressed in attire from an earth of many centuries past but he demonstrates abilities of someone or something far beyond human and doesn t register on mccoy s medical tricorder the officers manage to escape back to the ship but like some bad cosmic penny trelane keeps popping up he brings them all back including some female companionship to continue his games the dilemma now takes on elements of the most dangerous game out in space and there s an exasperating even infuriating aspect to the crew s utter helplessness before such unbridled power br br what really makes this a great episode is the memorable performance by guest star campbell as the overpowering but not all knowing alien his character is obviously an early version of q who was introduced years later in the pilot for the tng series trelane s confrontation scene with spock stands out among all the strange drama which unfolds as usual kirk quickly begins to look for possible weaknesses in his new nemesis despite being quite outmatched the answers to exactly what or who trelane is are right in front of us the whole time so when we do learn the truth it makes complete sense in view of campbell s pitch perfect acting he indulges himself constantly preening before some unknown audience remarking on things with a flair which is infectious but not quite right we can t quite pin it down at first but there s something missing here every few minutes his tone becomes sinister and the crew now appears to be in serious danger in a way you can t take your eyes off him always waiting to see what he does next actor john de lancie captured that similar tone as q on the next generation series ,1
we are in a small town a homely widow ida lupino hires a handyman robert ryan to look after her house she soon starts to regret it as ryan grows erratic by the hour it appears that she is host to a dangerous schizophrenic and now she is unable to escape her house br br beware my lovely is adapted from mel dinelli s the spiral staircase story and play called the man pretty much a one set movie and a two character driven piece the film boasts two great central performances and offers up an interesting take on mental illness one however shouldn t be fooled into thinking this is a violent and nerve shredding picture because it isn t it s clear from the get go that ryan s howard wilton is a dangerously troubled man but this is a different sort of peril movie one that throws up another slant on psychosis and thus makes it difficult to hate our dangerous protagonist br br ryan and lupino are a great combination they had also done the excellent and far better on dangerous ground this same year so with both actors clearly comfortable together it brings out a finely tuned character story all based in the confines of one house re prison ryan is particularly strong as his character flits in and out of madness with some scenes powerful and at times inducing fear and at others garnering deep sympathy the direction from harry horner is safe he in truth doesn t have to do much other than let his actors run with it and george e diskant s cinematography contains some smart and impacting visual touches with one involving christmas tree baubles immensely memorable falling some where in between being average and great beware my lovely has enough about it to make it a recommendation to fans of borderline and easy to follow film noir for fans of robert ryan tho it s something of an essential viewing oh yes and then some ,1
i first saw this when it premiered more than ten years ago i saw it again today and it still had a big impact on me she fought alone is about a girl caitlin played by tiffani thiessen who is raped by jace played by david lipper a classmate who enjoys hurting girls caitlin is in a popular high school clique but when she reveals she is raped the clique turns against her led by ethan played by brian austin green br br this movie chronicles caitlin s struggle against an entire town including a high school that essentially lets athletes determine the social environment allowing them to get away with whatever they wish br br thiessen and green are the top performers and there is real chemistry between the two of the them throughout the entire film all of the actors in this film which was inspired by actual events did a great job she fought alone really captures the essence of what it is like to be in high school at least in and having one s self esteem and reputation at stake recommended ,1
following the release of cube hypercube and playing off the alleged success of the original cube director ernie barbarash takes the liberty of bringing us the third installment in the trilogy the prequel cube zero br br deep in the bowels of a giant and faceless institution time and place unknown two low ranking operators wynn zachary bennett and dodd david huband sit and observe on monitors the behavior of people that have been placed in a giant network of cubic chambers some of which are rigged with death traps told that the people they are observing are convicted felons who chose this horrific and deadly ordeal over a lethal injection these observers have had no problem with their jobs until wynn a mathematical genius discovers that one of the prisoners a woman named cassandra stephanie moore never agreed to be put inside the cube suddenly it s realized that perhaps their jobs are not what they seem and that they may be part of something deeply sick and twisted br br for people that have seen and enjoyed the original cube this prequel will probably not be to your liking it s not that the story does not have potential it s simply that the first cube film never needed to be expanded on standing alone it is a neat little psychological thriller with very interesting concepts and a certainty about its own message it was also nicely self contained the problem with cube zero is that it destroys some of the mystique of the original attempting to answer questions with more questions but only really resulting in making a mess of what never needed fixing br br what this new film has to offer which is questions about the psychological nature of authoritarianism and the banality of evil certainly are good questions to be raised but probably should have been done so on their own merits rather than as a continuation of a film that had no such aspirations br br having said this the other traits of the film such as acting and direction and writing are not awful there is a bleak dark look to the film akin to such film noir as the matrix and dark city and they have certainly managed to recapture the claustrophobic feeling of the first cube unfortunately for barbarash these are not enough positive qualities to save it ,0
every james bond movie has its own set of rules just like every indiana jones movie has its own set of rules and the fact that screenwriters don t break these rules maintains the integrity of the characters with a completely unnecessary plot twist the integrity of both ocean films plummets somewhere between airplane and a roadrunner cartoon br br imagine what would happen while teetering on the rope bridge outside of the temple of doom if indy told shorty and willie not to worry because throughout the entire first two movies he s secretly had super powers and can fly them both to safety br br entertaining sure for a roadrunner cartoon but spielberg would never have done that because it would have destroyed the integrity of the film more importantly it would have angered the audience they d already sat on the edge of their seats through hours worth of indiana jones movies and they were counting on indiana to get them off that bridge in a believable way if he were to fly off people would have walked out of the theaters the same way people did during ocean s br br spoilers br br julia roberts character tess infiltrates a museum by disguising herself as julia roberts a clever twist by breaking the fourth wall three hours after we ve been introduced to these characters is this the naked gun and it s a textbook example of how a cheap laugh can ruin an entire film but wait just in case you haven t walked out yet br br the suspense builds throughout the last hour of the movie how will they pull off the heist there are only days left and then in the last minutes of the film the only entertaining part of this movie we see that the heist was made days earlier and took matt damon all of seconds to pull off the past days a complete waste of your time br br back to indiana jones on the rope bridge just relax willie i stole the real stones back about a month ago besides i convinced them you were kate capshaw br br if you haven t already seen it cut your losses and go see the polar express i don t want to ruin the ending for you but there really is a santa claus most importantly you won t feel cheated leaving the theater ,0
i liked this film a lot the actors were great particularly potente who is different in every role fürmann who is also able to play anyone and loos who spices things up she is also a talented singer she sings the song my truth heard when one character cranks up the stereo in the lab br br anatomie is a good horror flick which pays attention to its characters it is also very gory at times and the set design is innovative it is too bad they had to make a sequel which is nowhere near the original br br on a side note two other things definitely worth mentioning the dvd is not dubbed which makes for a better experience of the film also make sure to keep watching after the final credits start rolling ,1
apparently re cut episodes from the gangbusters tv show on the big screen while this was frequently done in the s and s because people didn t have a tv or a color tv and producers wanted an increased return on their investment big screen ticket sales or if it went to the small screen resale of a series that isn t in syndication the results were usually less then the sum of their parts the only time i ve ever seen it work were where multi part stories were put together ala rocky jones or man from uncle or in the case of horror anthology the veil and demon street here the effect is to have stories of american criminals in the s and s dillinger pretty boy floyd bonnie and clyde etc inter cut with each other as a narrator talks about how the fbi hunted them down its a weird concoction that doesn t quite work because its clear that there are things here that don t belong together more than once i looked at the tv oddly because things didn t seem right in fairness i won t describe the cheapness of the production since this was what early tv and the series was like its not bad but its not very good either to be perfectly honest the episodes of the series that i ve seen work better a single episodes where we re not expecting as much given the choice i d rent dvds of the show instead of this movie ,0
plot is never the strong point of a fred astaire and ginger rogers movie but follow the fleet s screenplay is exceptionally mediocre fred and ginger still come off all right they play bake baker and sherry martin dancers whose personal and professional partnership ended when bake joined the navy when they meet again their love hate relationship generates some entertaining comic moments but for much of the movie they take a backseat to a tedious subplot about sherry s sister connie harriet hilliard her love for sailor bilge smith randolph scott bilge s dalliance with another woman and an old schooner that connie inherited from her father though hilliard is rather charming this plot is uninteresting br br but at the same time follow the fleet is blessed with an exceptional irving berlin score that gives the stars plenty of chances to show off their talents astaire gets two good solos with we saw the sea and i d rather lead a band he sings expressively and of course dances electrifyingly and the sailor suit makes him look a little more boyish and athletic than usual rogers sings the catchy let yourself go and later does a solo tap dance to the same tune br br the three duets really save the film even though they re all shoehorned into the plot with silly excuses fred and ginger win a dance contest by doing an energetic routine to another reprise of let yourself go later they sing and dance i m putting all my eggs in one basket as if it were an early rehearsal of the number flubbing the choreography to comic effect at the end the movie finally figures out how to get fred and ginger in evening clothes for a romantic duet it makes it part of a show within the show the situation is contrived but the song let s face the music and dance is one of the most sinuously beautiful things berlin ever wrote it s reminiscent of cole porter and the dancing matches it in elegance quintessential astaire and rogers br br it would be a chore to sit through most of the dialogue sections of follow the fleet again and in fact it s not necessary because the plot rarely propels the musical numbers but i could watch the songs over and over ,1
being a fan of saint etienne and the city of london i was very excited to see this movie on the list of the vancouver international film festival this movie has great shots an absolutely excellent soundtrack and interesting insights into a not so well known london br br the movie is held completely in dark colours which i personally don t like too much furthermore the narration was a little too british and the comments sometimes got a little flat other than that there are some great comments by londoners and excellent shots finisterre doesn t glorify london by showing all the great attractions of the city but rather gives deep insights in what london is really like from the east end to the vibrant centre with its music scene as well as the special little retreats for londoners br br all in all br br great soundtrack nice shots great insights br br narration tiering to watch at times very dark picture br br worth watching i give it a ,1
when the film began i was shocked to see it was filmed using a cheap video camera in fact the camera shakes and looks worse than the average home movie even direct to dvd films should have production values better than this heck a large percentage of the home videos uploaded to youtube have better production values all too often the film seriously appears to be made by sticking the camera on a tripod and turning it on with no camera person closeups and anything resembling camera work are absent in some scenes where they might have worked and in others there are too many or poorly framed closeups yecch br br the film is about two gay men who want to become married as if was made almost a decade ago their only option was marrying in vermont times have definitely changed however the recent acceptance of gay marriage cannot in any way be attributed to this film if anything it set the gay marriage supporters back instead of helping as the movie stinks and never really tries to seriously address the issue according to the film religious people are one dimensional idiots who carry bibles everywhere and shoot people as well as wives who have gay husbands are narrow minded when they learn their spouses have been living a lie go figure i m sure glad it gives an honest chance to both sides on the issue br br the bottom line nothing about the film shows any professionalism at all and i even hesitate to call this a film it s more like a home movie and doesn t even merit a listing on imdb or even inclusion on imdb s bottom list of the worst rated films of all time the acting is horrible the writing is horrible the direction if there even is any is horrible the camera work is horrible and the plot is horrible it s a home movie there is nothing positive i can say about this in any way except that it makes the films of ed wood seem like oscar contenders in comparison and i am sure the ghost of mr wood is smiling every time someone watches this mess br br i don t care if you are gay or straight this film is not worth your time and i don t know how they managed to create dvds of it i assume one of the actors burns them on his home computer during his free time seriously this gives new meaning to the word bad br br by the way if the one lady in the film was a real lawyer wouldn t the ability to read be an important prerequisite i m just sayin br br finally with gay marriage being such a serious and important topic can t we have a film that s better than this that addresses the issue this one sadly only invites laughter ,0
as a native of new orleans i can state that almost everything in this movie from the atrocious n awlins dialect to the highly creative manipulation of crescent city geography is horrible this is another one of those big hollywood movies that decides to stereotype new orleans as a city full of french sounding idiots a city full of people who sound as if they ve just returned from blanche dubois summer home a city of drunkards where every day is mardi gras a city of deep mystery where almost everyone practices or is a victim of voodoo i admit that maybe we are a city of drunkards although every day is not mardi gras the big easy is one of the worst films about new orleans i wouldn t recommend it to anybody ,0
i m surprised that no one yet has mentioned that there are two versions of this same film the lion s share of the footage in both is identical but here is where they differ in one version the version i have seen most often on broadcast tv the group of clerics guarding the gateway consists of the brotherhood of the protectors a fictional splinter group of priests and brothers excommunicated by the church in the other version which i ve seen only once on tv the clerics guarding the gateway are depicted as priests of the official church meaning the archdiocese of new york or perhaps brooklyn also in the former version in most of the pertinent scenes the clerics are referred to as brothers and in some scenes you can see where the lips say father so and so but the dubbed audio says brother so and so in the latter version i believe everyone is referred to as father br br in any event it seems that one of these two versions is more or less a partial re shooting of the other with all brotherhood of the protector scenes re shot as archdiocese scenes or vice versa kind of reminds me of the raymond burr cutaway scenes in godzilla i have videotaped both versions off broadcast tv so no i m not imagining this can anyone shed some more light on the story behind these two versions of the film ,1
this movie lacked everything story acting surprise ingenuity and a soul fifteen minutes in i was staring at the screen saying how could all of these guys get together and consider themselves friends even without the girl another fifteen minutes in i was praying for as much amanda peet as possible when a bad movie quietly rears it s ugly head eye candy is a nice consolation but there wasn t much of that cheated on all fronts ,0
this movie is one of my favorite comedies of all time the dialog is crisp the pace is fast not only is this a clever comedy this is an interesting look at what goes on behind the scenes in the television news business br br there are so many funny lines a couple of my favorites br br ernie merriman sarcastically it must be nice to always believe you know better to always think you re the smartest person in the room jane seriously no it s not it s awful br br aaron he must be good looking jane how do you know that aaron no one invites a bad looking idiot to their room br br the performances of holly hunter albert brooks and william hurt were absolutely brilliant even years later i remember this movie well often forgotten is the wonderfully funny joan cusack i love the scene where the newsroom personnel are racing to beat a deadline there are so many funny scenes that it s hard to pick a favorite i highly recommend this film ,1
i didn t have much high hopes for this one before seeing it the story yelled stereotype at me br br i mean come on it s so stupid the plot line about the innocent android that realizes that the people who created him are immoral then decides to change everything br br i had to see it three times the first two times i fell asleep because i was so incredibly bored by it it s very rare that movies bore me so much i fall asleep during them the third time i forced myself to watch it simply to be able to warn people about it br br i got the distinct impression that the people responsible for this mess had tried to take all the cool neat things from other scifi action movies and put them together to make a kick ass movie they took the android robot lots of action thin story stereotype characters and a big fight in the end and threw it together unfortunately the movie sucks the acting is so wooden you could build a house out of it the storyline plot is absolutely laughable the camerawork and editing is horrid the direction is non existent and to top it all off everything is so cliche and ridiculous that it just annoys the hell out of you br br i was left with the feeling that i could ve spent the time watching this one doing something much more creative like trimming my fingernails or watching the grass grow ,0
damn i thought i d seen some bad westerns can t top this one though hell i think i d rather have my eyes stapled open for a trinity triple feature for cryin out loud i dont think i ll be able to watch ben hur again without laughing my ass off just really bad br br but hey if you like stupid westerns with acknowledged stars in the thing take a peek at shoot out with gregory peck it s just as bad but much funnier ,0
just saw this tonight at a seminar on digital projection shot on mm and first feature film fully scanned in k mastered in k and projected with k projector at etc usc theater in hwd so much for tech stuff directors including alexander payne wes cravens joel and ethan coen gus van sant walter salles and gerard depardieu among several good french international directors were each given minutes to make a love story they come in all shapes and forms with known actors elijah wood natalie portman steve buscemi totally hilarious maggie glyllenhall nick nolte geena rowlands soo good and she actually wrote the piece she was in msr depardieu and many good international actors as well the stories vary from all out romance to quirky comedy to alex payne s touching study of a woman discovering herself to van sant and one of those things that happens anywhere maybe nothing really off putting by having french spoken in most sequences with english subtitles and a small amount of actual english spoken though that will probably relegate it to art houses a la diva also only one piece that might be considered experimental but colorful and funny as well the rest simple studies of sometimes complex relationships all easy to follow unless the experimental one irritates your desire for a formulaic story several brought up some emotions for me i admit i am affected by love in cinema when it is presented in something other than sentimentality i even laughed at a mime piece like no other i have seen thank you for that the film hit its peak for me somewhere around a little more than half way through then the last two sequences picked up again some beautiful shots of paris at night lush romantic kind of music usually used to good effect not just schmaltz for emotions in sound generally good cinematography though some shots seemed soft focus when it couldn t have meant to have been main character in shot scene pacing of each film was good and overall structure though a bit long they left out two of what was to be films but said all would be on the dvd seemed to vary between tones of the films to keep a good balance not sure when it comes out but a good study of how to make a min film work and sometimes what doesn t work if it covers too much time emotionally for a short film should be in region one when released but they didn t know when ,1
don t waste your time on this dreck as portrayed the characters have no redeeming values and watching them interact is sheer torture gothic was entertainment at least this is crap if you like watching pretentious and spoiled poets straining to outwit each other this may be right up your alley lord byron is portrayed as a complete jerk and why the others would choose to spend more than five minutes with him is truly bewildering mary shelly appears to be the only character with any spine whatsoever but even she comes out of the whole ordeal without an ounce of respect what a waste of time see gothic instead i also remember seeing another superior movie based on the same subject matter but didn t catch the title i was hoping this was it but no such luck not recommended ,0
this is a case of a bunch of people thinking they are so clever they have a story that fits the time remember the all around political conspiracies caught on camera in the years leading to the watergate and a little later most movies trying to cash in on made for tv o so powerful o so mind numbing conspiracies were in fact caught in their own navel gazing attitude br br i was never a fan of the conversation which i find as much dated as others conspiracy stints of the time but coppola was true to his main character and hackman was a pretty engaging actor to observe i mean these conspiracy movies are mostly drowning in the character pool of noir heroes lots of questions unanswered lots of dis communication well this takes at least bergman to build a movie about such un visual bases br br the next man is a perfect example of its time one political soup served with an idealistic character and an horrendous conspiracy tightening its web around him neither part is interesting in itself and the whole doesn t get any better in fact you can tell how much it will be bad from the very first sequences piling up watcha that murders without ever advancing any storyline pedestrian directing at its worst as most of the movie is one pompous accumulation of scenes revolving around violence naively brought under the viewer s eyes ,0
in our household we are enormous fans of a christmas carol and watch virtually every version each christmas including the old reginald owen and the modern patrick stewart our overall favorite is the black white classic because alastair sim is ebeneezer scrooge and his conversion rings the truest however this rendition has its own unique merits and makes a lovely entertaining story quite faithful generally to dickens novel see my comments on the other film adaptations if interested br br first of all george c scott can certainly seem pretty crotchety and doesn t make a bad scrooge i adore his sideburns his long topcoat hat he cuts the finest fashion figure of the lot and quite a handsome gentleman however sometimes it seems scott is enjoying his role as scrooge just a wee bit too much and not taking it quite as seriously as he ought br br this rendition has the best overall christmas atmosphere hopeful and optimistic somehow you know this story is going to have a happy ending filmed in the town of shrewsbury england it just seems somehow very british the film has a lovely musical score with wonderful lively caroling music throughout all the appropriate portions of the tale sometimes i could almost smell the chestnuts roasting and the pudding singing in the copper br br marley s anguished ghost with his wonderful jaw dropping scene and the three spirits are all quite convincing christmas past is a lovely ethereal lady christmas present wonderfully giant and jovial christmas yet to come shrouded and foreboding as always however i found scrooge s nephew fred a wee bit quiet grim not nearly as jolly hearty as he should be i like the nephew s wife whom they ve named janet with her lovely sprightly period hairstyle instead of blind man s bluff they ve concocted a game called similes for the nephew s christmas dinner party which is a cute little touch scrooge getting right into the spirit of the thing br br the cratchits and their somewhat meagre though much appreciated christmas dinner are well depicted with bob david warner suitably sympathetic and long suffering in his miles of scarf mrs cratchit is charmingly portrayed by susannah york who also starred with george c scott in the wonderful adaptation of jane eyre above all this version has unquestionably the best tiny tim not only an adorable endearing little waif but sickly with those dark circles under his eyes the frail wee thing looks unlikely to survive the hour br br this is a delightful heartwarming version of the holiday classic with its festive atmosphere it s sure to put you in the spirit of the season ,1
this rubbish excuse for television is the single most god awful piece of trash ever to hit australian television the house mates are dull uninteresting ridiculously unintelligent and are picked on the basis that you would be likely to attempt to murder them if you had to live with them as far as i am concerned big brother is the decline of western society showing how us as a society are on a steep slope to becoming brain dead morons whatever happened to television that didn t target the lowest common denominator of society as an audience this cannot be classified as entertainment i think that it true that channel ten can remove your soul it happened to rove mcmanus who was once a respectable comedian and once moving to channel become horribly unfunny with the exception of the simpsons which is highly intelligently made ,0
unreal movie what were these people on a mix of french upstairs downstairs mating horses porn not suggested its pretty full on for a film bestiality with a bit of benny hill music chase scenes thrown in its sounds crazy its even more so to watch spoiler it plods along in a tedious fashion for quite a while then a lamb does a runner prompting woman in period dress to run off after it she goes into the woods where she is set upon by an erect penis attached to a man in a bear rat manky suit i put it like that as its obvious the penis is in charge gets way too much screen time ejaculating for the most of it anyway in a nutshell it turns out she liked a bit of bear rat tadger thats about it the rest is just padding end spoiler a film made to shock offend thus getting talked about any publicity is good publicity i suppose a waste of time really but the main event has to be seen to be believed its hard to imagine that anyone thought it was a good idea as they filmed it ,0
this was not a good film poorly scripted and acted the concept was not new the effects poor and not a showcase for arnold vosloo who really is a half decent actor i watched this under some protest and only remembered having seen it before towards the very end it s that forgettable the acting seemed to consist of a number of glares looks devoid of any sincerity i kept expecting this to actually get going and before long i was just hoping it would finish as for the medical bits well i wasn t expecting a true version of er events but this was just comical i am a dr so know what i am taking about and the operative bits were just plain silly br br do not waste your valuable time unless you have absolutely nothing else to do go out ring up a long lost friend watch paint dry sort out your sock draw do some household task avoid at your peril ,0
i found the documentary entitled fast cheap and out of control to be a fairly interesting documentary the documentary contained four mini documentaries about four interesting men each one of these men was extremely involved with his job showing sheer love and enjoyment for one s job br br the sad part i must say would have to be the subjects in which these individuals worked studied they were interesting for about five minutes afterwards becoming boring and lasting entirely too long br br the video was filmed in a very creative way though i very much enjoyed the film of one thing with a voice dub over another it played out excellent and also coincided nicely with the music ,0
first let s all agree that lorenzo lamas could never be considered a skilled actor barely even decent sometimes just plain lousy however in this piece of called snakeeater the film industry as a whole sank br br first let s start with the plot a vietnam vet named jack kelly aka soldier who is supposed to be as tough as a strap of leather and then some which you can believe when he shoves a palate of nails through guys feet and pins them to the floor gets word that his family has been killed and his sister kidnapped therefore he goes on a solo mission to save his sister had some potential but still pretty thin to begin with br br now the acting being an actor myself i am qualified to say that this was some of the worst acting in the history of the art lamas is well himself the jackasses playing the clampets deliverance rejects should be strung up and shot for their so called performances which are insulting to actors everywhere especially talented ones who never get their big break br br finally the action the gunfighting is so so at best and the fist fighting is deplorable i ve seen more real looking fights at the renaissance festival and those were pretty fake looking br br readers listen to me avoid this piece of caca at all costs if it were the only film in existence you still would want to avoid it for the sake of your brain cell count do not watch this thing ,0
interesting story about a soldier in a war who misses out on saving the life of a young girl from the enemy and is haunted by this event even though he did save many other captive children the film flashes a head and this soldier is now a teacher in a high school that is managed mostly by policemen patrolling the hallways bathrooms and even class rooms in other words the high school is a prison and most of the kids pay very little attention to their teachers or principal dolph lundgren sam decker plays the soldier school teacher and decides he is going to quit teaching and go into another field however the principal asks him to have a detention class as his last duty as a teacher it is at this point in the film when all hell breaks loose and the story becomes a complete bomb try to enjoy it if you decided to view it ,0
i was able to watch this movie in its entirety and was deeply moved by it i wasn t sure if it was really a comedy or a drama it had elements of both mary tyler moore and valerie harper both looked wonderful our image of year old women has certainly changed since aunt bee they are vibrant beautiful sexy the only drawback in this movie was that there was absolutely no mention of other characters in either the mtm or rhoda shows from the s i d have thought that since it was set in new york city where rhoda had been set that at least some mention would have been made of her sister brenda or that julie kavner would have appeared assuming of course she was still in the big apple br br it is my hope that abc will make this a series and bring back for guest appearances all the old casts of these shows by the way what was wrong with cbs doing this reunion or an eventual series wasn t that the network that carried the mtm and rhoda shows ,1
this is one of the finest tv movies you could ever see the acting writing and production values are top notch the performances are passionate with beverly d angelo superb as the older woman with a teenage daughter and rob estes simply perfect as the young stud boyfriend however the best part of this film was how it showed the consequences of sexual abuse instead of going for the usual happy ending it showed that abuse can happen in good families involve good people and wreck lives it is thought provoking and entertaining congratulations to all concerned with this exceptional movie br br ,1
i think this is one of the best movies of all time i just think it shows realistically what romance and especially black romance is all about would love to know what others think as well the acting was just out done where is tate anyway it has been awhile since i have seen him in anything however i think he has out did his acting performance in this movie ,1
i first saw this one when it was first shown so i m not too objective about it it really managed to scare me partly because it was so late at night but partly because of that whole feeling from a videotaped suspense story the same thing that helped dark shadows itself and the casting was so right i hardly know shane briant from anything else so it might not be so right to call him well cast but to me he is dorian gray and as far as the other male actors the one who fit his part so well was nigel davenport who s so good at larger than life characters as sir henry and john karlen a sort of dan curtis repertory player at the time because of dark shadows as one poster points out this version manages to include the involvements with men in a fairly subtle way the scene where dorian recites a list of men s names to john karlen s character as a way of blackmailing him and the look on karlen s face were very well done if that scene were done now it would probably be done in a too obvious way and be bad by comparison i saw it when dorian gray was barely a name to me let alone more so even more than the famous version which is rightly famous this is the version to me ,1
guy kibbee gives the viewer a lot of laughs like most candidates he knows almost nothing warren william a very under rated actor is superb in giving instructions to kibbee that is he teaches him to say something which means nothing to the voting public a campaign based on no comment i ll take it under advisement and maybe yes but then again maybe no is the nearly perfect way to win an election succinctly the dumber the candidate the greater the chance he or she will win after all the public can identify with such a person with respect to the movie it makes for a lot of comedy ,1
i know many people have a special fondness for the alistair sim version of dickens story but for me this version is the one to beat my wife and i own a copy of this film on vhs and we watch it together every christmas eve i often remark that we could watch it on halloween too because it s a very creepy ghost story br br scott typecast as scrooge is shudderingly mean and nasty making his transformation all the more miraculous and moving i think it s up there with his performance in patton the spirits are all effective each one creepier than the last watching the dark floating skeletal form of the spirit of christmas yet to come sends shivers down my spine every year and what a supporting cast david warner in particular is in top form as bob cratchit as is susannah york as his wife br br i seem to recall that this version sticks closer to the original story than most others but i may be mistaken as it s been several years since i read it regardless this is a terrific christmas classic ,1
this is a film where the actors are all fine especially brigitte bako and erik palladino in a film where every one of the three couples meet in a situation that feels verrrrry forced to be either cute or to set the story in motion in other words it feels like they are contrived movie scenes not like real life even if women who work at peep parlors ever go out with one of their customers it just doesn t seem realistic at all the way it is written in this film also when one of the characters meets the overweight woman in the film it feels artificial the way they look at each other seconds after arguing again the actors are all good and moments of this film are nice but overall yet another indie that could have used some rewriting before production got rolling ,0
most people are totally unaware that this movie exists fox which paid judge to make it has kept it in the can for quite awhile and then spent nothing to promote it i guess that made many people think it was one of the garbage movies being flushed in late summer well i am here to tell you that this is a funny and rather frightening look at a future that is not that hard to believe basically judge puts forward the notion that the stupid are outbreeding the smart by a wide margin then these stupid are getting more stupid by basically spending all of their time watching tv and having sex which produces more stupid people by a person of average intelligence today will appear to be a genius that talks all faggy seriously is this really that hard to believe oh sure this future is painfully funny and ridiculously stupid but still plausible luke wilson is great as the time traveling army guy hopelessly trying to get back to a more comfortable time where this story will gain its cult status is with the numerous funny one liners like can we family style her and hey man i m bating here this is a funny movie and a rather sharp social commentary on an american society that seems to be fatuated with self pleasure comfort and stupidity and i guarantee you that i will be buying this on dvd the first day it comes out and watching it over and over ,1
from the start this film was awful why was it that bad if it isn t the naked women not only in need of a decent plastic surgeon but also the expertise of a dentist followed by a free hand out of colgate whitening then it s the crazy old guy at the gas station who isn t so much crazy but more i m not sure how to act a great deal so i will stare straight ahead and look as stupid as i can while pretending to shout in robotic tones about something in the woods then back to these naked nymphs in need of a cure for gingivitis apparently without touching you and this is according to the opening scene they can cause a nasty looking red rash on your neck which i assumed to be a chunk of flesh missing but just looks as though it could do with some tcp to clear it right up then you have sophie holland who plays ally i have never seen such baaaaaad acting she is more of a me me me if i m not having fun no one else is and i don t wanna do this so i won t and i m the meanest cow on the planet i m sarcastic petty and if i don t get things my way i will sulk kind of person reminds me more of a yr old girl s attitude i don t think it s even worth mentioning the dire camera angles that remind me of blair witch or how low budget the film actually was that when judd was hacking at the locked door it was in fact open before he reached to unlock it from the other side this film is completely laughable if it were a spoof then it would have been successful only just though but as a horror film is was just plain wrong i can t even being to describe everything that went t ts up in this movie i would run out of room although it was funny to watch andrew drip raspberry juice in his ear every time he opened his mouth while tom savini s character was completely blind to the two hiding under the table directly in his line of vision it was even funnier when these two thought they could escape on a god damn tractor which as we all know is thee number one hated vehicle to get stuck behind since its so god damn slow so is it any wonder they don t get away with it and how many people do you know that can slice open their wrist and then run around for hours as if nothing ever happened no pain no weakening from blood loss nothing but the silliest part is when all of a sudden and i mean that literally it s one year later and molly is still wandering the woods after having escaped the nymphs and then lo and behold shaun hutson picks her up of course not without a line to promote his books altho admittedly he is one of my fav authors but suddenly and with absolutely no hint of an xplanation as to how and why she s evil herself and lures hutson to his death then we cut to the crazy dude from the beginning suddenly wandering round the woods with a petrol can even after his dazzling performance on why no one should ever venture there for whatever reason cue the nymphs stupidly slappin each other around a bit for fun while crazy pours petrol everywhere and here endeth the film finally my conclusion if you hadn t already guessed by now absolute rubbish there was no proper thought went into it at all whoever was aiming the camera needed firing and come to think of it so did of the cast if the right director actors and budget got behind this it could have been decent but once again low budget english horror films but the rest of the genre the country and the english film making industry to shame and i m english so i m allowed to say that in fact the only decent and exciting part of the movie is in the first mins when we watch it turn from night to day over a field type area all i kept thinking throughout this was jesus christ in heaven why oh why did you allow someone to make this its absolute cow s testicles but i can t turn a film off after i ve started watching it unfortunately i had to watch from dusk til dawn afterwards just to remind myself that tom savini does have it in him to act well if there was an option for then believe me i woulda chose that cuz this film isn t even worth the one point i did give it br br but this is just my opinion watch it and decide for yourself ,0
as an ex teacher i must confess to cringing through many scenes though i continued to watch to the end i wonder why boredom perhaps br br the initial opening scenes struck me as incredibly mish mashed and unfocussed the plot too although there were some good ideas the plight of a relief teacher for example were not concentrated enough in any one direction for d development br br not one of mr nolte s finer moments as to young mr macchio does he speak that way in every movie br br plot and acting complaints aside the hair styles alone were a nostalgic if nauseating trip br br ,0
 little man now on dvd is a wayans brothers flop it s the tale of a smaller than a midget criminal played by marlon wayans who hides a diamond in a lady s purse after a heist he and his partner tracy morgan cook up the genius plan to disguise marlon as a baby and plant him at the lady s home he then goes through all sorts of home alone or child s play like mayhem to get the jewel back and be treated like a baby i was surprised by how low the humor was in this film the jokes have been done in other places so many times that they aren t cute or funny i almost think the movie might have been funnier if they didn t use cgi and used the small actor who marlon s face was pasted over in watching the deleted scenes minus cgi this actor was funny in a mini me like way but they chose a different route a few cameos and tracy morgan make some funny scenes spend your rental fee on borat if you want some real laughs these days br br http mcmusicnotes blogspot com,0
after the reasonably successful masti which was tad better inder kumar returned again with a comedy pyaare mohan based on the hollywood film see no evil hear no evil br br the film reminds you of hum hai kamaal ke where kader and anupam play the blind and deaf br br this movie is a tedious exercise br br the film has jokes of such nonsense that you don t feel like laughing like snehal dabi s head getting stuck in the back of the horse and all those type comedies which we don t laugh at now but mock br br the film starts off in a clichéd manner and some scenes are funny sadly such moments don t last long as the story never moves in this half even the comedy gets boring the twist is well handled and the second half becomes an action film where the blind guy and the deaf go to rescue the heroines and we have all ott chase scenes and fight scenes br br direction by inder kumar is bad music is okay one song stands out i love you my angel br br vivek is awful in the comic scenes his timing is very bad and is okay in serious scenes for some reason he keeps doing comedy and ruined his career fardeen khan is tad better but too wooden amongst the rest esha and amrita are the heroines boman irani annoys here snehal dabbi is okay,0
this is a very light headed comedy about a wonderful family that has a son called pecker because he use to peck at his food pecker loves to take all kinds of pictures of the people in a small suburb of baltimore md and manages to get the attention of a group of photo art lovers from new york city pecker has a cute sister who goes simply nuts over sugar and is actually an addict taking spoonfuls of sugar from a bag there are scenes of men showing off the lumps in their jockey s with grinding movements and gals doing pretty much the same it is rather hard to keep your mind out of the gutter with this film but who cares it is only a film to give you a few laughs at a simple picture made in ,1
as one other imdb reviewer puts it imagine a space odyssey in the desert and you wouldn t be far off from a brief summarisation of what to expect from this piece of cinema i deeply hesitate to use the word film a lecture on philosophical views on creationism the mythos surrounding humanities existence the before and after that was has been the what is and the what will be this for some maybe a on sand but they tackle different philosophical viewpoints one about evolution and the future the hope and potential for mankind while fata morgana itself is a somewhat more metaphysical trek i only hope i can convey it effectively enough br br herzogs style will not to be everyones liking and those who are not of a perceived hardcore branch of cinematic viewing may and most likely will find this extremely hard going and may not even see it through to its finale after minutes fusing together a montage of footage from the sahara including villages villagers and various other places for a somewhat surrealist ending music of various genres and an almost mythical narration fata morgana is severely slow paced but ultimately hugely rewarding br br opening with a montage of various filmed shots of planes landing for nigh on five minutes you already arrival at the introduction of the film immensely confused and the sense that this will not be like anything you have seen before echoes clear in your mind divided into three sections creation paradise and the golden age fata morgana attempts and succeeds in being able to juxtapose images of the natural beauty of the desert with the man made instruments that taint it its three segments are narrated by different persons each pertaining specifically to the particular section they are voicing and provide extra emphasis on the long soliloquy s and desert montages br br fata morgana is a film dealing with the existence of man on our earth it looks at the natural beauty the earth was designed for and concurrently looking at the potential beauty we have within us more notably shows us our negative contributions to the world in which we live each shot has been purposefully constructed using what can only be described within the context of this film as the holy trinity of filming in pictures words and music each part of these three pieces provides something notably to each shot but when brought together they create something greater than the whole of their parts they create unbridled beauty and deep thought within our minds i will not be able to do this film the justice it deserves with mere words alone perhaps if i had pictures and a score and i do know this will not be appreciated by the masses but this a profound and i will not use the term art film because this is simply just art this is moving art which moves the mind and stirs the soul whether or not creationism is your want is irrelevant because this film is about intelligent design ,1
i loved this it starts out as a fairly normal slightly ponderous french art movie and then all of a sudden halfway through it s turned on it s head this part is brilliant as you realise you have been watching plots not one sadly the ending doesn t make much sense which is a great shame oh yes and it s brilliantly filmed ,1
wish it would be released as i would love to see the finished product we saw the unfinished version before it came out loved all the characters and actors anyone know if it is out on video yet would love to see it again definitely worth renting if it s not going to be shown in the theatre i had a hard time finding it because they renamed it ,1
watching film i was in very light mood and also this film is light but the end of the film is just unexpected which leaves a long lasting memories in one s mind br br movie starts with abhay and his profession of being witness during registrar marriage soha comes for marriage and his boyfriend doesn t leaving soha alone on to the street she cant go back home and she don t have any thing to live on here in this situation abahy turns out to be a helper for her this is the base of story br br the rest is just watchable and the end of the story is bitter sweet that abhay has to face which keeps you at the edge of the seat br br dialogues and music are good songs are ok direction is good and so as the screenplay you do feel that movie is slow but looking to the demand of story it is all right br br a truly watchable especially with light mood i enjoyed this at home with coke and peanuts my rating for this is ,1
i know it sounds crazy but yes i am a huge fan of house party and and proud of it i hated part and then here comes part i was like are you kidding me with this kid n play are nowhere to be found in this movie and that would ve been okay had they not foolishly entitled the movie house party as if it was in any way shape form or fashion related to its predecessors every time this movie comes on late at night on usa i shoot my tv with a rifle quite frankly it really is just that atrocious hurling br br as the only remaining fan of kid n play that will actually admit to being a fan tee hee hee i was appalled remember that stupid little boy group immature they snuck their way into house party okay fine and well but how can part be just about them and nothing else and it also seems like they re not even the same kids from part confused house party fans do yourself a favor and stick to house party and and class act beyond that everything else is ridiculous ,0
and my children love it now granted i can watch it now and realize the animation wasn t that great and that the plot is trite hey if every villian introduced themselves by saying i ammmmm daaaarrrkk heeeeaaarrt i think they might be laughed at but for young children it is a moral story with catchy music br br music so catchy mind you that i still had the words memorized after not seeing this film in twenty years i would definitely suggest this one for younger children ,1
most people when they think of expressionist cinema look to the b w german films of the silent and early sound eras films that emphasized canted angles extreme contrasts of light and dark exaggerated performance and occasional uses of surrealism to create a dreamlike atmosphere in order to diverge from traditional naturalistic modes of cinematic representation if we re willing to accept that the germans were not the only filmmakers to create expressionist cinema and that those above mentioned characteristics are not prerequisites for expressionist film then i would argue that dodes ka den dkd is a prime example of this type of film br br like dreams dkd is a little unhinged for a kurosawa film dabbling as it does in the unreal however dkd is also unlike dreams a great film and probably my favorite kurosawa picture why mostly i think it s the colors this was i believe kurosawa s first color film and the man saturates the movie with vibrant primary colors creating a completely unreal contemporary japan we are used to the neon lights and gleaming tokyo skyscrapers we are not used to a city that appears to have been colored with crayons br br dkd is as i said a peculiar film inasmuch as many of its characters live in a junkyard appearing to live in an alternate universe that is i think the point these are the tokyo outsiders the people left behind during the great move forward following world war ii the film also represents one of kurosawa s more heartfelt movies there is genuine sentiment here and genuine pathos such as when the boy s father describes their dream home it s an amazingly moving film from a man better known for stunning john ford like vistas and samurais everyone should have known kurosawa had in him a movie as touching and thought provoking as this ikiru foreshadows the emotional resonance of this film in many ways br br i will also argue to the last that this is kurosawa s greatest achievement his samurai films though capable pictures pale in comparison to works by kobayashi hara kiri is the greatest most intelligent samurai film committed to celluloid rashomon hidden fortress seven samurai yojimbo sanjuro kagemusha and ran are all fine films but they re merely good and frankly i think that word is too generous for hidden fortress and kagemusha dkd is a great movie as is ikiru they are the crown jewels that show akira was not a one trick samurai pony they reveal his artistry and mastery of cinema ,1
this movie is most possibly the worst movie i have ever see in my entire life the plot is ridiculous and the whole little man crap is just so stupid the entire movie is unrealistic and dumb let s face it it s just a black comedy this is just a pointless horrible piece that should have never made it to theaters the jokes are not funny and the acting is horrendous please i beg of to you save your money than see this worthless piece of crap i had to endure sitting through little man for an hour and a half wishing my eyes would bleed i am disgusted that something like this would even be thought of who writes this crap the actors have no talent what so ever how do these people get into hollywood they are making money off this junk ,0
val kilmer love or loath him sometimes he gets under the skin of a character and pulls out a performance that makes you go hey this guy is a great actor he did in the leather pants of jim in the doors and he s done it again in the leather underpants of john br br revolving around the fall and fall of uber porn king john holmes kilmer strutts to his knees as we unravel one of the biggest murder mysteries hollywood has never solved for over twenty years with holmes the key suspect to a brutal manson style slaughter br br what kilmer does so effortlessly is exhude the low life of the celebrity the do anything to anyone craving that overwhelms anyone who had it and then lost it go see him you ll know what i mean ,1
well this movie is amazingly awful i felt sorry for the actors involved in this project because i m sure they did not write their lines which were sometimes delivered with slight sarcasm which lead me to believe they were not taking this movie seriously nor could anybody who watches this obnoxious off beat monster slasher while watching this creature unknown i could not help but think that there was not much of a budget or a competent writer on the crew but if you go into watching this for a laugh you ll be happy the movie is shameless to mocking itself because i cant see how anybody could look at this and be proud of pumping this straight to dvd clichéd wanna be action thriller horror movie fightfest to light ,0
someone some day should do a study of architecture as it figures in horror films of all those explorations of weirdly laid out mansions searches for secret passageways and crypts trackings of monsters through air ducts and so forth offhand i can recall only a few films in which architecture played a major role throughout demon seed cube the remake of thirteen ghosts but it s at the heart of every story about a spooky house or church or crypt it s all about the character and the affect of spaces passages and walls so i was looking forward to this thriller where it promised to be central the idea is this an architect has built actually rebuilt for himself a huge and rambling house his wife has just left him mainly because of his own self centeredness but also it is intimated because she can t get used to the place since he remodeled it living in unaccustomed solitude real this time rather than virtual he comes to suspect that somebody else a stranger who had come to the door one evening asking to use the phone and then suddenly disappeared is living into the house with him only the place is big enough so that he never sees him br br this is a good start for a melodrama whose development one would expect to follow some such lines as these after searching the house for the intruder a few times without success the architect resorts to his blueprints to undertake more systematic searches trying in various ways to surprise intercept or ambush the intruder maybe by means of some special features he built into the structure meanwhile the intruder has discovered hiding places and back ways between places that the architect didn t foresee or doesn t remember the movie would turn into a cat and mouse game a hunt a battle and finally in trying to trap the intruder the architect himself would end up trapped in his own creation in some way he didn t expect then he would be forced to think himself out of it and maybe at the same time out of his own self imposed isolation and in a final twist would nail and maybe even kill the er br br nothing like this happens in this movie the house is just a house the architect is just a guy and his nemesis is of an unknown character if he exists at all here is what does happen in the movie once the intruder is installed in the house if he is the architect begins hearing noises but when he goes to investigate finds nothing he calls the police they think he s slightly nuts he persuades his estranged wife to spend the night she thinks he s more nuts at last more or less accidentally he runs into the intruder doesn t get a good look but figures who else could it be not a hard question in a story with to that point fewer than three principal characters whereupon he locks the doors lowers the grills on the windows throws away the key i don t know why he thought this necessary and leaves his victim to starve i missed why this was a given the doors and walls are made of steel in any event the architect takes to sleeping in his car and since the idea of the movie has languished undeveloped and cannot now be developed further something else must be devised to take its place and this is it the architect are you ready moves into the house of the man who presumably moved into his and lives there in the same way how is this possible it is not but the movie takes this route to try and make it seem so the architect has drawn a picture of the man who came to his door and when he leaves the house he takes the picture with him and while sitting in his car he throws the picture into the street and two kids pick it up and observe that it looks like martin their neighbor whereupon the architect asks where his house is and the kids point the way br br if this sequence seems to verge on the implausible what ensues plunges right in the architect takes up residence with martin s wheelchair ridden wife unbeknownst to her so stealthy in his moves and so cunning in his reading of his hostess that he s able always to leave a room just as she enters or to duck out of sight just as she turns around throughout this section the movie is clever in one way making or leaving it to the viewer to make the point that his life with this stranger who doesn t know he s there is in essence the same life he lived with his wife as a virtual recluse with her as a convenient buffer but at the same time his inability to live in the world makes his transformation into raffles the cat burglar entirely incredible not to go into the series of twists at the end including another murder achieved by locking someone in behind another invincible door this one in front of a landing so flimsy that it collapses under the weight of a wheelchair two nice people who take murder in stride and before the story started the unnoticed construction of a tunnel under several houses to the final long anticipated twist the movie adds another to make it even more offensive and then ends br br here is a story that depends on the development of two things the idea of the stranger in the house and the character of the man whose house it is and fumbles both the first fumble makes it boring the second made me angry as it pushed its main character farther and farther along a more and more zigzaggy path and never offered any explanation for the character who most required one martin the tunnel builder and sneak tenant the story should be redone by someone some day ,0
if not the best movie ever made babette s feast is certainly among the most loving this is a wonderful exploration of the meaning of artistry generosity loyalty and grace humor is mixed with tender longing characters are treated with searching honesty but also deep respect there are meditations here on memory fate old age and faithfulness marvellous camera work by cinematographer henning kristiansen seldom have wrinkled faces looked so luminous in the candle light the meal is accompanied by delicious period music brahms mozart and simple folk hymns enjoy this feast for the eyes and the spirit for as the general says mercy and truth have met together and righteousness and bliss shall kiss one another ,1
 happy days was produced and broadcast from the mid s to the early s and seems to get more ridiculous with age at the time of its broadcast most viewers who grew up in the s were in middle age with families and the scenes at mel s diner probably brought an artificial nostalgia to them the fonz was of course the coolest of the cool although the actor henry wrinkler to this day has never learned how to ride a motorcycle richie cunningham was the all american blond haired kid who would probably be elected student body president potsie was richie s best friend the star of the show has to have a best friend i guess and ralph malph was the bumbling sidekick to the fonz if not the entire group i loved it when the fonz would beat up on poor ralph malph and there was mel the middle aged lug who ran mel s diner and of course who could forget the appearance of mork was this really the s ironically films produced during the s such as rebel without a cause and the wild one have gotten better with age and portray the period more honestly than this show which was produced years after the period it portrays br br unfortunately the tv show happy days is not in the same league as rebel without a cause or american graffitti for that matter happy days may have captured some aspects of the s with its burger diner juke boxes cool cars and tacky plaid shirts but it is more a nostalgic idealism done strictly for laughs rather than an honest portrayal american graffitti had something to say about young americans in the s whereas happy days seemed more about what middle aged people of the s wished the s had been like the result was a kind of watered down fabrication that really has nothing to do with the s happy days is at best a comedy fantasy with some of the artificial culture of the s as its backdrop as pointed out by another reviewer the all american kid richie cunningham would probably have been chastised for befriending the likes of a drop out like fonzie and mel would probably forbid fonzie from entering his diner br br a quick history happy days was originally a pilot called love in the happy days that was rejected for broadcast comedy pilots that had themes concerning sex and romance that did not make it to pilot airing sometimes appeared on the infrequently broadcast show love american style which was often aired in place of baseball games that had rained out or other unexpected programming cancellations and or alterations in short love american style was a throw away show that contained all these one episode comedy pilots that never made it to a slotted debut love in the happy days did appear as a love american style show sometime in the early s but at the time tv executives could not foresee how a show about s young people would be popular particularly during the hey day of comedy shows centering around middle aged people such as the mary tyler moore show and its subsequent spin offs such rhoda the bob newhart show and all in the family how things have changed since now most tv sitcoms are about young people and the industry avoids most shows about middle aged people like the plague br br subsequently one of the young stars of love in the happy days a child actor from the andy griffith show named ron howard got the chance to star in a film about young people taking place in called american graffitti directed by the relatively unknown george lucas whose previous thx had bombed miserably at the box office even when it was premiered to movie executives again the studios could not see how a movie about young people in the s could become popular because it didn t fit with what had been popular in the past although they didn t realize that much of the movie going audience had been young in the s as everyone knows the movie was a huge hit and studio executives recognized that they had completely misjudged their audience somewhere during the theatrical run of american graffitti tv executives realized they had a comedy pilot in their vault that was a lot like american graffitti they brought it back with the original cast plus henry wrinkler as the fonz re titled it happy days and the rest is tv history as it became one of the most popular shows of the s br br happy days now seems ridiculous the characters are flat and cardboard never being more or less than what they superficially are the issues they deal with are trivial and their reactions appear mindless and even silly nowadays the character of the fonz seems to be a caricature of well the fonz was the idea to be a kind of parody of marlon brando s character in the wild one looking on the show with fresh eyes i feel the producers really missed out on a great opportunity to present the s with depth and realism that still could be fun and entertaining instead the producers decided on cheap laughs for quick bucks this is definitely a show that has not withstood the test of time american graffitti has many of the outward appearances of happy days but it had an edge it had an honesty about the characters and their issues happy days took the look of american graffitti but failed to take its heart ,0
comedies often have the unfortunate reputation of having little real depth arms and the man proves that notion to be false shaw s play is full of comedic drama combining an entertaining plot with true philosophical depth br br on one level arms and the man is a successful and somewhat unique romantic comedy the young melodramatic and superficial raina comes from a military family deeply involved in a war her fiancé and her father are both military officers she is shocked one night by the arrival of an enemy soldier she rescues him knowing that she ll have to keep the incident a secret from her family forever and the soldier eventually leaves of course once the war is over that soldier comes back forcing each of the primary characters to reevaluate their values and their relationships br br it is quite interesting how shaw layers meaning within the rather standard comedic plot shaw manages to comment on class constructs on the absurdity of war and even on the nature of love and of course he does this with the shavian wit and within a satisfying plot there is so much here to think about that i think a lot can be missed in a single viewing arms and the man is excellent comedic theater and is definitely one of shaw s best works br br arms and the man is both an amusing and thought provoking movie that retains its relevance even today more than a century after it was first conceived shaw mocks at the popular theories on war and love and combines a military satire with a taunt on love and family structure the play has flashing wit buoyant humor and bitter sarcasms a good example of shaw s dialog is the statement by captain bluntschli to serguis i m a professional soldier i fight when i have to and am very glad to get out of it when i haven t to you re only an amateur you think fighting is an amusement indeed as a swiss hotel keeper s son bluntschli had no reason to be involved in war and it is in this absurdity that shaw questions patriotic sentiments shaw explores the whole concept of war and the military from both sides of the struggle and in the end shows that the feelings in both camps are not that different br br the dialog and sarcasm used towards the common notions of life are entangled with a gentle assurance of the movement of the story towards a fairytale ending the end where all characters are rendered happy and lovers change and love shifts is what underlines the essence of this drama as a comedy this is a movie that sustains its image of possessing a universal appeal and is still appropriate today when the concepts of war and patriotism and love and marriage have changed dramatically shaw s arms and the man should maintain its relevance as long as there is love and war ,1
loved this movie what a hoot rupert and julie are great together with rupert being almost poker faced against julie s animation which worked well laura did a good job as the overbearing mother julie of course is marvellous as usual while this movie will keep you laughing most of the time it also has a poignant side to it as it unravels the secrets in the lives of the main characters interesting that it was entitled driving lessons as this might lead you to believe this is the main feature of the movie which directly it is not though it certainly could be seen as ben finally being in the driving seat in his own life like most things that are funny in life there is always the sad side and there are some moving moments in this movie very enjoyable movie and well worth watching ,1
its a sin how these things are made but then again we wouldn t get to see the best dummy scene ever filmed ahhh the beauty of low budget bigfoot flicks you lean to see the beauty the more you watch them thats if your brain doesn t melt first as i said before this has the best dummy scene ever words cant express it you have to see it for yourself wonderful lines such as smells like decain flesh thems human you will know this one when you see it the creature makes a blah blah sound and the scene where the baby gets shot will make you cry with laughter you will be rewinding it has a car chase snowmobile chase a bigfoot folk song as well as a disco song it dosn t end there while watching the credits a friend noticed wardrobe provided by k mart you ask how could you even get as far as the credits and then watch them i could only explain this as a sort of shock to the brain you are so mentally exhausted you cant move and also i guess you have to know who was behind the mess all that being said this is a must see especially if you want to punish yourself mentally its a keeper ,0
is it a coincidence that orca was made two years after jaws orca isn t exactly a jaws rip off but it is obvious that it tried to profit from jaws s success first of all orca in my opinion was a bad movie not terrible but definitely not good average at best br br the plot is basically a male killer whale orca after seeing its mate and its unborn calf killed by a fisherman seeks revenge i couldn t stand to watch this movie again the direction of this film is poor and when compared to jaws it looks like the director producers and writers were almost talentless br br as for the acting it was very average and believable however the actual characters aren t the least bit likable the effects were alright for its time and the footage of the killer whale looked pretty good br br the violence is confusing bloody and not recommended for more sensitive people the music is overdone and very loud drowning out the sound effects and irritating at times i hated the way they exaggerated the intelligence of the killer whale killer whales don t mate with only one mate as depicted in orca br br overall this movie was bad poor in my opinion because of the reasons listed above some people may appreciate this film more because of the concept of vengeance amongst animals and humans so i m not going to bash this movie and i can understand why some people may like it br br my rating but for its concept possibly a ,0
i m sure this is a show no one is that familiar of and might not think good of it after all it is almost close to baywatch hawaii with the cast the location style of the directing and its publicity – shows women walking around on the beach and all that no wonder people have misconception and decide not to watch it br br it was wrong of them to do that cause after i decide to watch the show there are actually more thing going on real juicy story and conflict turn out to be really exciting to watch and pretty much – addictive br br the story of the hotel clerks the manager the owner and their complicated love life also enter the troublesome hotel s visitor and powerful man trying to steal the hotel it actually more exciting than it sounds here br br i won t deny that the acting suck but it ain t that bad that you ll look away the story is not so consistence but good enough the soundtrack is fitting pretty well with the scenario and the action is all the time i took me couple of episode before there is actually anything happen solidly so be patience br br recommendation i really do enjoy watching this zillion times better than expected br br rating grade b br br please rate my review after reading it thanks ,1
i have read the whole a wrinkle in time book and then saw the movie the movie contained all the elements in the book but since the book was pages and the film was hours it felt really crammed in with too many effects and bad acting br br a wrinkle in time is about a girl named meg charles wallace and calvin must team together to find meg s father and get off the island camazotz br br the beginning of the film is really a stinker the acting is awful the direction is laughable and so far the situations aren t necessary i really was crushed to see the same person madeleine engle that wrote the book and created the movie made a great book and a terrible film the acting is worse than any straight to video acting yes i got to admit there was cool effects but seriously they were all done terribly and not serial in any way possible if you read the book you will be crushed by the movie i wish could give it a but sadly i can only give it a half could have been useful ,0
first things first the female lead is too gorgeous to be missed now actress wang zu xian the one who played xiao qian in the movie is years old and well aged it s always good to review these glorious times when seeing old school hongkong productions like this br br the movie is one of the most influential titles made in s the art set decoration and other aesthetic facets are all mesmerizing more fantastically the movie had a total black humorous undertone in it it feels like a horror movie but ultimately it s not scaring but only fun br br i had the experience of translating the second script of a chinese ghotst story and i thought that script was a decent write however when i saw the movie i firstly was disappointed in seeing the movie different from the script like in a smaller scale and involving more comic roles however it turned out to be better executed in terms of being entertaining br br if you have seen the lord of the rings you will notice the similarities in this movie to lotr the climax is like a mirror of miranda otto fighting with the ring witch it s definitely a laugh out loud bravo ,1
preston waters is off to a bad summer besides his birthday coming up nothing else looks promising br br first he has to share his own room with his brothers who are going to run a business they can t do it in their rooms because they don t have enough space off to a birthday party he only gets tokens while others get and even when one of his birthday cards comes early he only gets a check made out for br br going to the bank he learns he needs at least to start an account leaving the bank a bully steals the check pursuing after the kid nearly gets him run over definately his bike gets ruined by a criminal named quigley played by miguel ferrer quigley s just come from the bank too from giving the owner to give to this guy tomorrow quigley starts to write a check for the damage but only succeeds in writing his name before a police car circles the area afraid he gives preston the check informs him to give it to his dad to finish out br br that evening though preston tells his dad that he doesn t want a new bike he wants his own room back better yet his own house his father confines him to his room for the rest of the evening moping in his room preston figures things can t get any worse he realizes that he forgot about the check as it s still in his shirt pocket it s blank br br using the computer and after careful consideration he makes it out for the next day while trying to cash it at the bank he s taken to the owner who thinks he s the person he s supposed to give the and does he s not though as the real person named juice comes in a moment later br br now the three have to track preston down br br meanwhile preston has fun buying all sorts of stuff including his own house and even going on dates with a disguised bank lady who s really and fbi agent who s trying to track the bad guys down he makes this person up named mr macintosh who he works for and even plans a party for him on his birthday br br but eventually things catch up the money runs out the bad guys get him br br overall a pretty funny flick miguel ferrer plays his role very good if you enjoyed him in another stakeout you ll love him here he does all sorts of wicked crazy things br br rick ducommun the stressed out boss from ghost in the machine plays a wonderful friendly chauffeur in this movie ,1
though not a fan of sam rockwell i was surprised when i saw his name in the credits in the opening of joshua heck i wasn t even aware he was in joshua until i started the movie so it goes without saying i was watching the movie on the basis of the movie not the leads a sort of rosemary s baby the omen or any other demonic kid movie joshua was billed unfortunately it fell flat slow incredibly slow and flat yet i continued on to see how this would all resolve hoping beyond belief the ending climax would shed some light on the subject okay i admit it did a wee bit but what a stale closing and what a low low budget movie or at least that s how they designed it a person falls – you don t see the drop you see someone lying down in what appears to be blood a person gets hit by a cab – you don t see it you see someone complaining holding a bike up i m not sure if this is called style or laziness or simply lack of funds for special effects we have a rich family with a crazy mom a workaholic father attempting to balance everything a kid – joshua who may may not be the antichrist and a new born baby girl who cries a lot she cries as much as we see how many days she s alive – and what was that about are there rats above or is it joshua is his mother nuts is joshua crazy is he merely jealous of the newcomer to the family is he going to grow up to be michael myers or does he drive his family to the brink i don t think so they were nuts prior and no so called acting could make me believe otherwise unfortunately barely any questions were answered barely any open doors shut i m sure that might have been the idea but for pete s sake give me something anything there are plenty better kid gone wild movies to explore joshua s more like the mini me of the antichrist ,0
sony pictures classics i m looking at you sony s got the rights to harry records you need to distribute the film and you ll get radically increased sales of his back catalog anyhow this is a great study of a fascinating musician woefully underknown full of great stories greater music and it could have been hours longer and i d have loved it even more saw it at the american cinemateque mods rockers festival at the aero theatre in santa monica where it played to a packed house they were turning people away at the door i went to many of the mods rockers festival films and let me assure you that no other film came even close to selling out let alone turning people away see it in the theatre buy the dvd and make sure some slow on the uptake company cough sony cough picks it up asap ,1
when i saw this trailer on tv i was surprised in may of i was at six flags in new jersey and this was showing at a d attraction you know the attraction that the seats move i take it that the version i saw was a shortened version min and also re created to add the motion effects it was a cute movie but that was it it was educational and told about the first mission but the ending of a cgi spacewalk seemed a bit well trite i was not a big fan of the movie but i would recommend this movie for any parent wanting to inform their children in a fun way about the first moonwalk i will say the character actors were well selected and the characters themselves were cute so all in all i would say if you want to bring the younger kids go for it but if you are wanting to take your older kids take them to another movie they will thank you ,0
i don t normally write reviews but this film was special i couldn t turn it off i don t believe i ve ever seen a worse movie but there i sat watching it was like a horrible car wreck with blood flowing all over the highway it was disgusting but i couldn t turn away where do i start the movie seems to think it s a sports thriller but it s so utterly ridiculous it can only be a comedy but it s not funny not even in a dumb silly way it s like watching your cousins try to act out a skit on family get togethers it s painful to watch but at least it s only for a minute or two second string went on for over an hour br br whoever was involved with making this movie should not work again the writing directing acting and everything was just terrible the problem is i can t describe how bad it was you just had to see it and i m sure this will never be shown again so unless you saw it you re out of luck i mean it was almost worth seeing just for the fact that it gave me some appreciation for every other bad film i ve seen over my lifetime and for every film i see in the future that i can t stand i will think to myself well at least it wasn t bad as the second string ,0
spoilers of both this and the matrix follow br br i liked the original matrix a great deal it was not a deep movie despite fishburne s attempts to philosophize but it was fairly well paced fun and i have a soft spot for hong kong fights br br in the original neo was the secret life of the rather unhappy cube worker anderson by day corporate drone and by night brave hacker eventually he eventually is forced to choose between these lives by his actions does he become an outlaw fighting the machine or does he go back to the safe forgettable world he started in interestingly he discovers that once one is shorn of illusions life rather sucks he has his girl by his side and his boon companions but he eats processed swill dresses in sweats and lives in a truly skungy bit of machinery still the truth makes him free br br at least part of the fun of that first movie lay in the what if it were me questions raised in the viewer s mind what if i were capable of the impossible what if i were the one it does not even matter that much what you are the one example of with a cool title like that br br further agent smith made a wonderful bad guy as he embodied all of the fear of authority that we carry with us he was as unstoppable as a terminator and as merciless br br at the end of the matrix neo must return to the matrix to share his good news of freedom br br this movie fails to completely to carry through on the ideas of the original movie and it does so with such lack of gusto such poor scriptwriting and such poor editing that i cannot believe they had planned these changes when the dialog is at a fifth grade level with various long words dropped in randomly i find it hard to believe that they understand what they are saying br br my short list of characterization failures br br the oracle goes from mildly helpful if deceitful to utterly obstructionist without any real reason br br major personalities of the matrix are introduced without need the keymaster for example was a cute idea but just not that interesting a character br br fishburne loses his advisor role and gets nothing to replace it with br br the people of zion are not particularly likable nor would you really want them running the world br br special effects problems br br the fight scenes are pointless and intermitable in the matrix you felt neo could lose and that he had to become something greater in order to survive in the matrix reloaded he is merely the viewpoint character of a particularly poorly plotted video game br br the fight on the freeway looked quite fake and not that interesting br br pacing problems br br as i mentioned above the fight scenes were interminable br br the rave went on too long everyone in my row at the theater was looking at their watch not because we mind good dancing and good orgies but because we did not know about the people pictured nor did we care br br whatever hack wrote the creator s soliloquy should be blacklisted from the business it meandered used words that the scriptwriter clearly did not understand and was a waste of time and a pacing killer the creator s speech could have been done in a tenth the time and with more peril as zion exists to give rebels a place to go so they do not destroy the matrix there are now too many people who do not believe the matrix is in danger of crashing and killing every person hooked up to it further the earth cannot support even the people in zion let alone these others you may choose one person from zion to form the new zion while i wipe the memories of the people currently in the matrix br br instead we got a long drawn out bunch of twaddle if someone argues that it is deep ask for a transcript and try breaking down the sentences each one is too long by several clauses and uses words with clearer shorter synonyms br br so in summary not worth seeing br br i have seen the third one and despite what a number of reviewers have said skip it it does not save this turkey br br the reviewers who feel that the second and third movies were deep should go see some truly deep movies perhaps read a book or two on rhetoric and debate and perhaps a bit of philosophy this movie is just not hard to understand but it is hard to stomach br br scott,0
this doesn t quite plumb the depths of creepshow but it comes close it also uses the same technique of using some of the same actors in multiple roles throughout the anthology which is distracting to say the least br br it also rather irritating rips off the twilight zone with the bookshop being comparable to serling s later night gallery unfortunately the producers writers forgot that serling would build up sympathy for his characters before messing them over none of the characters are particularly sympathetic or interesting until the last segment br br framing story adam west is well himself he doesn t go the bruce wayne batman campy s route but he rarely does he simply plays the not particularly enigmatic jay there s an ominous spine chilling name to compare to the likes of dr terror eramus and the cryptkeeper and makes some mildly awkward creepy statements br br abernathy seen rod serling s a stop in willoughby then you ve seen this the red herring of the nutso wife is introduced to no purpose but even the main character s friend identifies him as a wimp as well directed as can be expected but basically incoherent br br nex s diner reminiscent of various serling time travel stories mixed with steve allen s a meeting of minds most of the actors aren t too bad except for josh astin as cassius who manages to walk talk and even breathe awkwardly and the idea is mildly interesting but like abernathy it doesn t go anywhere the main character raises some relatively reasonable questions bugs out a bit who wouldn t and for some reason he ends up banished to a nuclear wasteland br br life replay not a bad little piece and manages to predate both click and creepshow i suppose it says something that people are fascinated by the magical properties of remote controls the main character is mildly sympathetic nothing substantially innovative here but it s okay br br fighting spirit you see the twist coming a mile away but like the main character it has some heart and it s a decent story of defeat and redemption br br finale so why do people end up in cold storage in silver lame suits don t know and doesn t make sense so all the protagonists wandered into the bookstore and became trapped kinda undermines the happy ending with the boxer thanks guys and the guy in the first segment died so how did he get trapped did he visit the bookstore before he died got trapped and didn t die what huh i supposer this isn t expected to make sense because it s supernatural but still br br overall basically not dissimilar from the two newer twilight zone series or some episodes of tales from the darkside or monsters the last two stories and part of the second are probably worth your time but there s nothing really spectacular here ,0
i caught sorrows lost at the new york film and video festival and i guess i had some high hopes for this film sadly this is just another visual fx calling card the story is pretty lame the bad lighting and camera work along with the less than great editing and music all make the film seem low quality br br is it really too much to ask that fx shorts have better stories and have the rest of the technical production be on par with the fx you can t just get away with cool fx in shorts anymore it s been years since made a big splash at least that short quick cool and was even a little funny none of that can be said about sorrows lost ,0
i ve just seen this movie for the second time on television it s lovely warm sentimental very very romantic i ve rarely seen actors better able to reveal by their movements and gestures love for another cybill shepherd ryan o neal robert downey jr and especially mary stuart masterson simply outdo themselves masterson probably has the hardest role and is just adorable br br the movie is in the vein of both romantic movies such as while you were sleeping when harry met sally sleepless in seattle and the high gimmick sorts of movies like big back to the future peggy sue got married i hate to say this because this cast was superb and i d never change any of them but i think it didn t succeed as well as the movies mentioned above because the box office appeal of the cast was just not as great as meg ryan tom hanks michael j fox and kathleen turner at the time the movie was made br br it s not superbly written e g the characters lines are not particularly memorable yet it s executed to perfection br br the romantic yearnings are truly palpable the feeling of people falling in love is exquisitely communicated love s timelessness and all encompassing sweep the feeling of loss and desire to recapture that connection are so touchingly delivered again and again you will find yourself moved actually a comparable movie is made in heaven the same romantic yearning br br do see this it s lovely ,1
i watched cabin by the lake this afternoon on usa considering this movie was made for tv is was interesting enough to watch the sequel so i tune in for the airing this evening and was extremely disappointed i knew i wouldn t like the movie but i was not expecting to be perplexed by the use of dv digital video the movie would have been tolerable if it wasn t for these juxtaposed digital shots that seemed to come from nowhere i expected the plot line to be tied in with these shots but there seemed to be no logical explanation warning the following maybe a spoiler the open ending in cabin by the lake was acceptable but the open ending on the sequel is ridiculous i can only foresee return of return to the cabin by the lake being watch able is if the movie was shown up against nothing but infomercials at o clock in the morning ,0
the brilliant australian comic genius barry humphries had a rare failure with this uneven and occasionally distasteful comedy which was snatched back from release after only a few days drunken lecherous australian diplomat sir les patterson accidentally sets an arab potentate on fire at the un and is posted to his tiny country as punishment arriving just as a palace coup puts a new leader american soap star thaao penghlis on the throne sir les with the reluctant help of dame edna everage both played by humphries almost accidentally foils a scheme by the new leader to release a deadly disgusting aids like virus on the western world joan rivers has a cameo as the female president of the united states her desk plate reading president rivers extreme bad taste mingles with slapstick and humphries usual scathing satire in a film which is more enjoyable in it s many funny parts than taken together as a whole dame edna s tv fans may be puzzled by the presence of a different madge allsop sadly one who lacks emily perry s wonderful drab comedy magic in the role the film was written by humphries his third wife diane millstead and directed by the mad max man himself george miller for die hard humphries fans like myself essential all others beware ,0
this show is painful to watch br br it is obvious that the creators had no clue what to do with this show from the ever changing jobs boyfriends and cast it appears that they wanted to cast amanda bynes in something but had no idea what and came up with this crappy show they cast her as a teen surrounded by twenty and thirty somethings and put her in mostly adult situations at repeatedly failed attempts at comedy soon they realize that she needs a clique and cast people in their late s to try to pass as teenagers br br how this show survived seasons is beyond me somehow abc has now decided that it is a family show and thrown it into it s afternoon lineup on abc family ,0
some may go for a film like this but i most assuredly did not a college professor david norwell suddenly gets a yen for adoption he pretty much takes the first child offered a bad choice named adam as it turns out adam doesn t have both oars in the water which almost immediately causes untold stress and turmoil for dr norwell this sob story drolly played out with one problem after another all centered around adam s inabilities and seizures why norwell wanted to complicate his life with an unknown factor like an adoptive child was never explained along the way the good doctor managed to attract a wifey to share in all the hell the little one was dishing out personally i think both of them were one beer short of a sixpack bypass this yawner ,0
i watched this movie based on the good reviews here and i won t make that mistake again br br the first couple minutes shows that a group of people have been brought together by some tragedy but you don t see what it is flashback hours and we get to see the boring lives of each of these people which in the end are totally meaningless to what is about to happen when the ending is finally reveled you realize that you just wasted an hour of your life waiting for a big payoff that doesn t happen and means nothing to what you have been watching the only connection these people have is that they have all had a bad day but even that continuity gets lost in the boredom br br if this was supposed to be a crash clone it s a complete failure ,0
i never expected such an old film to be as impressive as this western turned out to be the scenes of the pioneers heading west in their covered wagons encountering storms and mud river crossings indian attacks and every manner of trial and danger are astonishing in their rugged believability much of the film was shot outdoors and the movie has a truly epic feel about it the actors must have experienced much the same conditions as the original pioneers did and the results are astounding the wagons the clothing every single detail looks and feels right the characters are simple but believable with a straightforward story that travels like the wagon train to its destination br br john wayne is slim and youthful in one of his first roles as the scout leading the wagons and he does a fine job as the idealistic young frontiersman he s up against a marvelously scurvy trio of villains including ian keith as a slick gambler charles stevens as a mexican sidekick and tyrone power senior as the growly bear like trapper power s bearded snarling larger than life portrayal is both comic and menacing i keep picturing him with a bandanna gold hoop earring and black eye patch with a parrot on his shoulder as he grunts and growls various threats and insults his character could easily be transferred to a pirate ship with no difficulty at all he nearly steals the whole picture br br tully marshall is delightful as a wily old frontiersman who is wayne s best friend the lovely marguerite churchill makes a spirited heroine whose initial meeting with wayne is a hilarious mix up resulting in a long running courtship consisting of insults and feigned indifference on her part to aw shucks persistence on his the results are quite humorous and one is glad to see them finally get together at the end br br the scenery is amazing with the wagons crossing real prairies and having to be lowered by ropes down cliffs indians who are clearly the genuine article and not white actors in makeup appear as both friends and foes and are treated with dignity wayne s character tells an admiring group of young boys that the indians are his friends who taught him everything he knows about survival in the wilderness br br the big trail is an uncomplicated tale told well by a talented cast and crew it will probably appear naive to many modern viewers but there is a quiet dignity about it that never lets it become corny there is a great deal of intentional humor including a rowdy rascal of a pioneer who makes loud animal sounds from hiding every time the smooth gambler ian keith tries to con the beautiful heroine into marrying him his flowery speeches about the plantation he allegedly owns are interrupted by very realistic imitations of yowling cats and quacking ducks causing the would be seducer to look around in annoyance for the unseen creatures br br highly recommended both for western fans and lovers of old movies in general this is truly a classic film for the ages ,1
its not sophisticated and nobody in the credits had a great career but taken as a whole because there are no famous personalities the film seems more realistic than some high budget well cast films br br a film made for a few bucks that is worthy of watching should give hope to all those would be film makers and wantabee actors br br the problem with this film is it was made in the worst possible time tv was taking over the revenues of the film industry and this film could have easily been shown on tv in all the fare on tv would qualify for a g rating the film industry began to make more adult films that could not be shown on tv during the days when tv wouldn t dare show the sex and skin of today s commercials ,1
that kid a is such a babe this movie was no titan a e of which it is in many ways modeled after but still came off as entertaining the fact this lost to a piece of monkey crap like tomb raider makes wanna cry includes some of the most entertaining characters i ve seen in disney film,1
i m a fan of this generally excellent though sometimes rather dull show but season has taken some terrible plot directions the episode hero is an example of what i mean br br the story as it eventually unravels is that the cylons deliberately allow bulldog a pilot captured several years earlier during a black ops mission to escape steal a cylon ship and get back to galactica the plan is that when bulldog gets back he will figure out that adama left him to his fate and be so enraged that he will kill adama which he very nearly does br br now the problem is this the cylons set it up so that bulldog thinks he has escaped by himself this means that bulldog gets off the cylon ship with no assistance so he kills a cylon and walks out of his holding cell that much we see then we must suppose that he walks to the flight hangar manages to get into a cylon fighter ship and learn how to operate it takes off and flies back to galactica just like that br br now starbuck managed to get one of them working in season one which was barely believable in itself but she only had to fly it visually out of orbit before making contact with galactica bulldog has to programme his ship so that it makes several jumps through hyperspace and manages to catch up with galactica somewhere thousands of light years away in an unknown direction how does he manage to programme a ship that contains completely alien technology cylons connect to their computers by touch there are no visual consoles or keyboards and having managed that miraculous feat how does he then know where galactica is bearing in mind that galactica took off some years before and is trying ever since to evade the cylons it does not leave beacons behind even allowing for the suspension of disbelief that must apply to any sci fi show this episode still absolutely no sense whatsoever ,0
for every series that makes it to television a ideas are formed scripts are written pilots are made and one just one actually makes it to production from such a selection process we are lead to believe that the final product must be the cream of the crop for what other reason could so many ideas be rejected to give us a single television series br br and so it goes with true blood all the stars were in alignment and what started as a series of novels was transformed into an idea a screen play a pilot and finally a series unfortunately it can sometimes be a long journey and along the way there are many turns that ultimately change what was good and pure into and show that production people feel would be best for ratings oh how wrong they so often are br br true blood is an example of a creative concept that has developed into one of the poorest story lines worst acting and silliest subplots as anything in recent television history its international cast of relatively unknown actors struggle to find their voices but keep tripping over their fake southern accents alan ball s not so secret desires for ryan jason stackhouse gives us a fresh nude shot each week although it often has nothing to do with the storyline tara s angry black woman characterization fails to connect and you find yourself secretly hoping the vamps take her out quickly before she goes into another speech about white suppression while attend a ceremony for the glorious dead of the confedercy sam finds suppressed love for sookie and suddenly we are to believe he needs to watch over her morning noon and night despite years of working with her and avoiding any such relationship br br as for bill the vampire his moral high ground is quickly surrendered at the first chance to make love with sookie and has no issue with make a quick snack of her although she remains somewhat unharmed we find the other vampires not so mainstream as bill but greatly desiring to become accepted by a public as they look at the living as happy meals with legs br br despite my best efforts of suffering through the first six episodes i have come to the realization that no matter how long you watch a bad show its still bad somethings die for a reason even vampires maybe this show should to ,0
it s generally an accepted fact that marcel carné s movies are masterpieces and it s considered polite to say that the rest are mediocrities this is an unfair opinion at least two of the latter era are eminently watchable thérèse raquin his best post war work and les tricheurs the cheats br br there s a strange evolution from the prevert golden hour to les tricheurs in les enfants du paradis quai des brumes or le jour se lève true love is thwarted by the villains in les tricheurs true love does not exist anymore we deal with a bunch of young people who believe in nothing falling in love would be incongruous for this youth the adults are not the villains at all mic s brother and mother are kind people but she is beyond their command very few grown ups appear anyway br br during two hours the characters do not stop playing around dancing listening to jazz records a music which was not still part of the bourgeois culture and heavily drinking when two of them discover they care for each others it will be too late br br the cast is rather good laurent terzieff as an existentialist cynic and andréa parisy as a rich kid are the stand outs on the other hand pascale petit and mainly jacques charrier who married brigitte bardot the same year as les tricheurs do not possess the ambiguity their parts ask for they are all smile too sweet and to nice to be believable br br oddly les tricheurs was labeled nouvelle vague when you know what the priests of this cinema school the likes of godard thought of carné it s really a good joke but this disenchantment you feel throughout the whole movie is really disturbing ,1
my wife and i find this movie to be a wonderful pick me up when we need to have a good laugh the conflict between some characters and the repore between others make this a sure fire comedy relief i am so looking forward to this movie coming on dvd so i can replace my well watched vhs ,1
another fabulous movie from catherine breillat this time about the difficulties of shooting a sex scene in a movie using comedy – a new genre for breillat – we get a backstage view of filmmaking but in documentary style the character who plays the director in the movie is based on breillat the sex scene in question is taken from her earlier film ‘a ma soeur as is the main teenage actress but the film like all of breillat s work is not entertainment alone it is peppered with philosophical observations on the nature of sexuality as well as demonstrating a devotion to ‘purity as opposed to pornography that is a cornerstone of breillat s work and a devotion to real emotion we see the director character harangue the young lead actress and actor to bring the best out in them hypnotising them into the parts they need to play bringing out part of themselves that the director can see in them but they cannot see in themselves until they achieve the heights of acting that she demands of them she makes meaningful movies not titillation but she shows the work that is needed to produce this and so gives us insights both into the decidedly french film making process and the psychology of male – female sexuality ,1
i couldn t agree more with nomad s and i a hvr s comments a perfect laid back sunday morning movie the humor is subtle exact opposite of slapstick as one misguided commenter noted br br but what always ceases to amaze me is how often i find myself wanting to come back to this movie over and over i originally copied this movie onto vhs about years ago when it was premiered on one of those pay cable free weekend previews hbo maybe had never heard of it previously don t know why it wasn t marketed that well when dvd s were released en mass it was one of the first movies i replaced a great combination of cast and writing plus the back drop of montana wilderness doesn t hurt things either beautiful br br it s probably not the type of comedy for everyone but what is if adam sandler type stuff is up your alley this probably won t be your cup of tea this movie needs your full attention the humor is mostly in the dialog br br i believe my next viewing will probably be about my th but i still know that when it gets to the scenes like the one where the hoods of the police cars start blowing off i m going to loose it ed o neill s face is priceless recommended ,1
an extremely powerful film that certainly isn t appreciated enough it s impossible to describe the experience of watching it the recent uk television adaptation was shameful too ordinary and bland this original manages to imprint itself in your memory ,1
this film is justly famous as one of the most horrible examples of propaganda ever produced the insistent equation of jews with disease is simply br br pathological and even worse it almost becomes believable for brief seconds br br through its sheer repetition the fact that something this crude works even br br briefly is an object lesson in itself you have to have a strong stomach and a firm grip on yourself to sit through this and i wouldn t recommend trying unless you have a good reason ,0
the film s executive producer is none other than that messenger of peace thru transcendental meditation david lynch the director s father i wonder what david s guru his holiness maharishi mahesh yogi would have thought of this production the hypocrisy here is as repugnant as is the film itself it s a safe bet that samuel l dieteman phoenix serial killer and devotee of recreational violence would have loved every minute of it br br i doubt if many would fault this film for its cinematic craft on that level it s quite good but on a moral level it s the most disheartening movie i ve ever seen br br spoiler coming br br i guess it s the phoniness of the thing that saddens me the most morally numb generation xers learn a craft and a little post modern aesthetic theory at art school or film school and then get involved in the arts and entertainment industry and here s the result a film which wallows in human suffering injustice and carnage much of which is witnessed by a nine year old who sees her entire family brutally murdered by a couple of recreational violence killers who at the end ride off into the sunset br br no more spoilers coming br br for whom are films like this produced narurally sadists are going to adore this why wouldn t they but who else as i noted above there s some really good film craft here but good craft can be applied to any subject matter why apply it to stuff like this also the movie is very suspenseful but that s not because of the graphicness grossness of the violence it s suspenseful because it s well directed well acted i m sure the ghost of alfred hitchcock could explain this much better than i can br br so what has been put before us here and above all why br br yes our world can be an ugly dirty even evil place but shouldn t we dissent when an artist makes it her his business to rub our faces in it or worse still to stick it in the faces of those nine year olds who will one way or another end up seeing this on home dvd br br i hope that people will see to it that this film is not seen by their kids yeah i know dream on bernon ,0
whew what can be said about gymkata that hasn t already this is nothing but pure halarity from beginning to end if you want a movie that will keep you on the floor laughing this is the perfect movie to get from cabot s wild style mullet sweater combo to parmistan and it s four billion assorted ninjas everything about this film reeks of crap br br directed by robert clouse the infamous mind that brought you the mirror scene in bruce lee s game of death he once again showcases his complete lack of directing talent a few other faces you most likely won t recognize will appear for your enjoyment as well from buck kartalian to tadashi yamashita although you won t remember them or care about them after the movie is done br br supposedly based on a book called the terrible game which if i could find a single trace of it s existence anywhere i would be interested in reading it to see where this thing went wrong instead the book apparently is a figment of gymkata s imagination probably something clouse made up in order to sell his lame idea br br pick this one up and yakmallah it for yourself it is easily one of the best bad movies i have ever seen and that is saying quite a bit ,0
beautiful images propaganda and history as toy the ingredients of this film good interesting but with many shadows politicall shadows jefferson is more than the hero of a mythical america he is silhouette of a vision about life and society an extraordinary thinker teacher of large part of north america in film is only superman the delicate contour of ideas are crushed the subtle birth of essential truth is forgotten and jefferson is basic instrument for create a good image of american realities the end triumphal and fake romance and heroic is gun suicide of a story who may be tall with more wisdom and the war against avatar is another gray stain for one who heard nothing about jefferson movie is a good beginning for the others disillusion it is like the precious silk of a tailor but the tailor is fascinating about silk and the clothes are only ordinary cloth so a sad experience slices of beauty and boring lakes patriotic lesson and the crush of expectation a film who must impressive and the ash of a story who could be magnificent ,0
wow here it finally is the action movie without action in a real low budget setting don t miss the hilarious flying saucers flying by a few times of a future seattle we find a no brain hardbody seeking to avenge her childhood br br there is nothing even remotely original or interesting about the plot and the actors performance is only rivalled in stupidity by the attempts to steal from other movies mainly matrix without having the money to do it right yes we do get to see some running on walls and slow motion shoot outs secs approx but these scenes are about as cool as the stupid hardbody s attempts at making jokes about male incompetence now and then br br and yes we are also served a number of leads that lead absolutely nowhere as if the script was thought out by the previously unseen cast while shooting the scenes br br believe me it is as bad as it possibly can get in fact it doesn t deserve to be taken seriously but perhaps i can make some of you not rent it and save your money ,0
if you can watch a film without worrying about the plot or corny acting then backdraft is definitely the one br br however if like me you like watching films that you can believe then backdraft has some serious flaws it doesn t offer anything new and there are hundreds of s action films that follow identical formulas whilst not being quite as clunky br br after two firefights i m thinking this has got to go somewhere else i mean how many big fires are there in one city surely firemen do other things such as getting cats out of trees well i was wrong and the repetition continues again and again up until the end br br a good aspect of the film is the fire itself well filmed and i must say i felt quite hot while watching it which suggests that two hours of watching fire without a story or acting would have been more suited to my taste ,0
what another reviewer called lack of character development i call understatement the movie didn t bash one over the head with overexplanation or unnecessary backstory yes there were many untold stories that we only got a glimpse of but this was primarily a one day snapshot into an event that catalyzed change in all of the characters lives henry thomas s performance was a really lovely study in the power of acting that focuses on reaction rather than action good rental ,1
do not expect a depiction of the truth however the accounts of these veterans of the iraqi afghanistan wars demand thoughtful consideration br br the major strength of the film is that it vividly portrays the words and war wounds of these vets and their post war struggles to reconstruct some degree of normalcy and functionality to their lives br br my major criticism of the film is twofold it is one sided and it advocates anti war activism but nothing more to correct the serious shortcomings of the military s and veterans affairs programs for helping those who ve suffered and still suffer the traumas of war these are not fatal flaws of the film br br as a veteran myself i know that the horrible aftermath of war is real and these young men and women articulate it very well these vets vividly describe the physical and mental pain and torment that most veterans experience and that ordinary people need to understand because the horrors of all wars are so traumatic and disturbing ,1
rowan atkinson delivers an unforgettable performance as the clueless mr bean who never goes far without his teddy bear the appeal of mr bean is largely his childish behavior and innocence we don t know if he came from the sky or another planet he is the kind of strange character that you can t make up quite easily he is often alone and used to it he has a hard time communicating through speech which might be why we only hear his grunts at times there are other characters who speak to him and he responds the character of mr bean is a mystery and still is he lives alone and does the unthinkable when he can do the sensible thing mr bean is rather an odd man out who does not mind it much he rather live a simple life with his yellow car and teddy bear and hopes to get to work on time ,1
as a kid i grew up with the chintzy s tv series and no i m not that old pow however when director tim burton brought his novel vision to the silver screen i simply took an immediate shine to it and never backed away from favoring his installments over the much hyped latest additions batman begins and the dark knight which i don t really care for even if they re going for a much more grounded approach and wanting to explore bruce wayne batman psyche further but in honesty i don t think there s all that much to tap in to i wanted crazy fun with a dark streak and in my eyes that s what burton brought across and this is the reason why i can watch them over and over again br br after wowing audiences with the batman thanks to the gaudily gothic art direction and jack nicholson take no prisoners performance of the camped up but psychotic joker burton would return years later for the follow up and my favorite of the batman films so far batman returns camp but well done in what would fair up to being even more expansive louder dreary and nihilistic and having two villainous foes for the price of one enter the grotesque penguin with danny devito magnificently going out on a limb and the ravishing catwoman a steamy michelle pfeiffer who fills out the suit nicely coming to spoil gotham s party again batman an aptly brooding michael keaton is equally commendable and looks quite imposing in that bat suit look at the eyes plays second fiddle to the bad guys but i always preferred this sober interpretation of batman that gave him an ominously gloomy mystique but also a wearing psychological complexity that never felt the need to force feed and his turn of bruce wayne was well served too burton s illustratively atmospheric direction opens with his sleek gothic style engraving an carnival comic book world filtered in with a splendid range of characters and vivid costumes the moody narrative in what probably is a tad too long is more so symbolic in its progression rather show piecing its spontaneously arresting and extravagant set pieces and sharply etched art direction covered with shadowy tinges and grey blue neon lighting of a wintry backdrop the magnetically free flowing camera work takes flight and danny elfman s stately spacious score balances the playfulness along with gloomy touches with a very hypnotic pull the rest of the performances might be overshadowed but christopher walken digs in his teeth into a smarmily glassy role of a two faced businessman max shreck pat hingle is back but gets very little to do as commissioner james gordon and michael gough is delightful as alfred in solid support are michael murphy andrew bryniarski vincent schiavelli doug jones and peter rubens also makes a cameo appearance ,1
new york city houses one man above all others the possibly immortal dr anton mordrid mordrid is the sworn protector of humanity using his magical powers to keep his brother and rival kabal chained up so that he may not enslave the human race well wouldn t you know it a prophesy comes true and kabal breaks free and begins collecting elements including platinum and uranium for his alchemy experiments with the help of a police woman named sam can mordrid defeat his evil brother dr mordrid comes to me courtesy of charles band in the full moon archive collection i had not heard of it which is a bit odd given that i m a big fan of jeffrey combs mordrid and the film isn t that old but now it s mine and i can enjoy it again and again the film certainly is fun in the classic full moon style richard band provides the music which doesn t differ much from all his other scores and brian thompson plays the evil kabal we even have animated dinosaur bones what more do you want of course the cheese factor is high i felt much of the film was a rip off of the dr strange comics and the blue pantsuit was silly and plot holes are everywhere i could list at least five but why bother and why does the ancient symbol of mordrid and kabal look suspiciously like a hammer and sickle combs has never been a strong actor so he fits right in with the cheese these aren t complaints full moon fans have come to expect these things and devour them like crack laced grape nuts i m guilty i loved this film br br if you re not a full moon fan or a jeffrey combs fan you may want to look elsewhere but if you like the early s style of movie making and haircuts you ll eat this up stallone and schwarzenegger fans might like seeing brian thompson as a villain looking as goony as ever and not being able to enunciate english beyond a third grade level i did i wish there was a mordrid ii but the company that makes a sequel to practically everything is gingerdead man really necessary passed on this one ,1
the last of the sequels not counting abbott and costello meet frankenstein which was more or less a spoof this time count dracula john carridine takes center stage seeking a cure for his vampirism from a kindly doc onslow stevens well good ole larry talbot lon chaney jr shows up also seeking a cure the good doc succeeds in curing larry s werewolfism but dracula tricks the doc and ends up contaminating his blood and makes the good doc a crazed lunatic oh and all this time big franky glenn strange lies on a table awaiting his electricity fix so he can wreak some havoc this was kind of a short movie around minutes and some change but the action is there and the great actors are there as well lionel atwill turns up as a police inspector heres some trivia lionel atwill appeared in son of frankenstein ghost of frankenstein frankenstein meets the wolf man and house of frankenstein and then this one if there was another in the series they may have added the creature from the black lagoon to the line up i m giving house of dracula out of ,1
a remake of the superb movie of the stage play nicely casting caine as the nemesis of his character from the first movie but doing nothing else nicely at all br br a under parr performance from the actors law and caine diluted further by weak self indulgent direction br br the warmth of the setting in the original is forsaken for a super modern homesetting the subtle interplay between oliver and caine which made the first movie so watchable is replaced with a horrid brash arrogance that instantly breeds disdain in the viewer but this is not the clever to ing and froing of liking one then the other character the original fostered so well this is an obvious ott character assassination of both character from the word go br br this version of sleuth is not really worth seeing watch the original film and be dazzled from the opening act ,0
this has got to be the worst movie i have ever seen the part where they loose there daughter with the poltergeist overtone rip off just pushes it over the edge with stupidity i watched it on showtime so it still had the cheese soft core porn scenes in it i have to say it made me laugh my ass off the s d effects were very out of place included an invisible cat and a spinning vortex wow i wonder if the people who made this actually feel accomplished in life the actress who plays the wife looks familiar but sucks anyhow her screaming could be used as a torture device in hell for more than retired nazis anyways thank you showtime for the super crappy horror movie i will always enjoy the time i watched the biggest waist of time and money i have ever seen ,0
one of the best records of israel s response to the murder of rabin extremely true and natural it captured the spirit of the nation especially important was the response of young people to the trauma of israel s loss and the feeling that we shall overcome ,1
this is by far one of the best biographical films of recent times i ll go so far as to put it up there with ray and the aviator it is the story of a young bi racial boy who lives in a boarding house run by the amazing miss rachael aka nanny you will fall in love with nanny a woman who gives all of herself to those around her s epatha merkerson brings the character to life beautifully and the other cast members are do the same if i were to praise each actor for the way they played their roles i d have to mention everyone in the entire cast br br the music in this film perfectly blends with the story almost dictates the way it goes and what s more this film is actually entertaining it won t bore you at all not even for a minute br br i highly recommend this film to anyone wanting to spend an evening at home watching a very smart very entertaining quality film ,1
in war inc we find the logical extension of the current outsourcing of all war related activities we are currently doing in afghanistan and iraq if you are familiar with the antics of halliburton kellogg brown root and blackwater overseas you are already halfway home to fully appreciating the satire of cusack s latest piece cusack plays a corporate hit man named brand hauser who finds himself in turiquistan organizing a trade show in the newly liberated country as his cover while waiting to get access to his latest target while there he finds himself intrigued by the anti establishment reporter played by marisa tomei and pursued by the over sexualized pop star played by hilary duff we are introduced to hauser s past which includes a tragedy that has haunted him ever since and the corporate assistant named marsha dillon who actually is running the entire operation for him and played hilariously by joan cusack while some moments are played suitably over the top they aren t always the moments you expect and the little touches often catch you by surprise all the principals turn in solid performances duff s accent comes and goes but otherwise she does a very nice job and goes a long way to dispel her disney image tomei is funny but understated while the cusack s own nearly every scene they are in to be fair they are given good material the writers turn in a good script with enough twists and turns and visual gags to keep you giggling throughout all the way to the predictable conclusion in fact the predictability of the end is the only thing that keeps me from rating it higher as the story twists and turns it s way to the expected conclusion br br if you like your comedy broad and physical there is probably not enough here to keep you interested the entire movie on the other hand if you like sly comedy and broad satire this is for you ,1
 that separate good memorable movies from movies like this its not entertaining touching funny interesting and at times feels a little sub human the principals act like they are other worldly in the worse way when they are supposed to be relating to each other and the audience br br starts out conventionally enough rich kid gets new car for graduation but the dean says he can t have the car until after the ceremony goes joy riding nonetheless and stops in the diner on the wrong side of the tracks for a quick argument with the local yokels wise asses the waitress girlfriend of the head yokel shockingly they play chicken until they accidentally burn down the diner they left three minutes earlier aren t all diners five feet from the gas station br br they told they have to pay the price in court so the only reason to get this fish out of water to stay in town is to come up with the scenario that both boys have to assist in the rebuilding of the diner worse than that the rich kid in staying with the family of the un rich kid in the room above the attic that room above the attic has rescued many a person in need of a bed br br rich kid inexplicably is treated well by the girlfriend who never mentions to him that he nearly killed her this does not bode well of course with her boyfriend and is never fully explained you don t know why sam leelee sobieski falls for kelley chris klein or why jasper josh hartnett allows it br br chris klein is tolerable leelee completely intolerable and josh does not register much of an impression the character with the most life is the judge that sentences kelley and jasper to help re build the diner she gets off at least one funny remark which is more than anyone else does everyone is so morose and humorless that you will feel a little sill if you even think of smiling while the movie is on br br the ending is one way to end the piece not the most original but at least it was over i don t enjoy trashing a movie that some little girl somewhere in the world might really love but since i am not one i have to the nicest thing i can say about this movie is that its not mean spirited and although it fails to compel its innocence and home spun corny dialogue comes from a nice place ,0
richard dix is a big not very nice industrialist who has nearly worked himself to death if he takes the vacation his doctors suggest for him can he find happiness for the last months of his life well he ll likely be better off if he disregards the voice of the whistler br br this william castle directed entry has some great moments the introduction and the depiction of richard dix s life through newsreel a la citizen kane and some intriguing plotting in the final reels dix s performance is generally pretty good but unfortunately the just does not quite work because one does not end up buying that the characters would behave the way that they do also the movie veers from a dark and fascinating beginning to an almost cheerful s movie like midsection full of nice urban ethnic types who don t mind that they aren t rich and back again to a complex noir plot for the last minutes or so br br this is a decent movie worth seeing but it needed a little more running time to establish a couple of the characters and a female lead capable of meeting the demands of her role ,0
back in when matthew lawrence did the hot chick i also saw drumline that day drumline wins by default if the comebcaks had been released in march as planned the same time tmnt was released tmnt would ve won by default br br granted matthew lawrence did a fine job portraying a quarterback he didn t have to resort to uttering dirty words which is a plus but when he started playing with his private parts as well as another football players and touching a girl s boob those were the minuses br br but the biggest minus that ticked me off is that every football player got to participate in the mock music video except matthew lawrence insert the price is right s losing horns another blown musical opportunity for him just because he s shy about doing music br br in the past matt has disappointed me many times super human samurai syber squad where he came so close to having a musical moment but ended up failing br br sure joey had a singing career with two albums to his belt and andrew s starting a music career of his own but it s very rare to find a matt musical moment the two that stand out would be on brotherly love where he played the guitar and sang pigeon on your car art atrack which he wrote by the way and that romantic boy meets world moment when he sang this dame as time goes by br br matt you ve played jocks too long why not make a musical comeback you have a good voice and i miss your musical side ,0
this movie was probably one of the worst movies i ve seen in a very long time a friend of mine grabbed it off the shelf at the video rental store and all but forced me to watch it an action we both deeply regret ehh where to start the writing the acting the quality all of it sucked br br quite possibly some of the worst writing ever displayed in a movie the dialog was worse than i thought it could ever be in the movies blatant dialog such as how ya doing not that great doc directly after an attempted exorcism of a man s daughter and then his wife s attempted suicide of course he s not that great was at some points kind of funny if not horribly written planned out and obvious the general plot of the movie the writing and the way it worked horrible it was like the writers could come up with nothing better to do then write a bunch of crappy dialog and throw in as many sex and nudity scenes as they randomly could the only almost good sex scene between the preacher and the tattooed peirced girl was filmed with such poor quality that it looked more like a cheap porno than a feature film oh yeah and they never actually got the deed done br br the acting horrible x i think the only good actor was the short spanish guy who played miguel del zamora and his part was written horribly the worst acting arguably paul kappellas whose acting combined with shitty music a gun and a half naked bluish white girl running around in the woods made the movie almost unbearable to sit through he even screwed up his own death scene one that should have been easy to nail although most everybody else s acting was horrible as well br br the lack of characters also added to the overall suck level of the movie there were just enough characters so that almost half of the characters died that same amount of people became possessed at one point and then the remaining characters couldn t be counted on one hand like thumbs down br br p s what is it with the climax of exorcism movies happening in a stable anyways ,0
this film like the first one the man from snowy river has the same good and bad features perhaps even more so than the original unfortunately the bad outweighs the good br br the good magnificent scenery better than the first film i love those high country shots in australia tom burlinson is still a likable guy as jim craig bruce rowland did a nice job with the music too br br the bad once again we get an extremely obnoxious feminist heroine jessica sigrid thornton who is a world class pouter with an extremely annoying face and manner about her in this film we also get a big downgrade in who pays the father previously it was kirk douglas now replaced by the always profane brian dennehy speaking of that it is a disgrace that a walt disney film would includes usages of the lord s name in vain that was one reason was almost totally down the tubes in the s this film like the first one,0
not sure i ve ever seen a black comedy from denamark before but this is quite good actually the humor is suitably low key and deadpan to go with some of the gruesome activity svend and bjarne are fed up with working for their boss because he s always putting them down in fact he mentions that they weren t bright enough to unzip before peeing at one point they do what they have to to start their own butcher shop and when a workman is accidentally locked in the cooler overnight while fixing a light they hit upon something that makes their butcher shop far more popular than their old boss s in fact he s the one they sold their first filets to and it s partly his fault since he served them at a rotary dinner at his house and the guests raved about it and showed up at svend and bjarnes the next day bjarne is somewhat horrified what svend has done but it doesn t stop there svend has risen above his sad little existence to be someone of some popularity which is new for him and he doesn t want to let go of that so the freezer continues to fill up with all manner of acquaintances and at one point a small swede from the park suspiccions arise though because ex boss holger thinks something is wrong bjarne is also haunted by his twin brother eigil who lived in a sanitarium for years in a coma and whom bjarne wanted the plug pulled on so he could get inheritance money to help open the shop when eigil was taken off the respirator he was revived much to bjarne s horror and bjarne has a love interest too in astrid who works at the cemetery neither svend nor bjarne are well adjusted individuals and so things start to spiral out of control the deadpan humor really makes this and while this isn t exactly laugh out loud material it certainly is amusing it is somewhat creepy though considering the cuts of meat and body parts casually lying around especially since these two take it all so matter of fact if you re a fan of black comedies this is recommended i liked it quite well myself out of ,1
this low grade universal chiller has just been announced as an upcoming dvd release but intended as part of a collection of similar movies that i already had in my possession i decided to acquire it from other channels rather than wait for that legitimate release which is just as well since the end result was not anything particularly special if decently atmospheric at that for starters the plot is pretty weak – even though in a way it anticipates the vincent price vehicle theatre of blood albeit without any of that film s campy gusto what we have here in fact is a penniless sculptor martin kosleck – whom we even see sharing his measly plate of cheese with his pet cat – who upon finding himself on the receiving end of art critic alan napier s vitriolic pen one time too many decides to end it all by hurling himself into the nearby river however while contemplating just that action he is anticipated by rondo hatton s escaped killer dubbed the creeper and naturally enough saves the poor guy s life with the intention of having the latter do all the dirty work for him in gratitude although it is supposedly set in the art circles of new york all we really see at work is kosleck and commercial painter robert lowery who keeps painting the same statuesque blonde girl joan shawlee over and over in banal poses – how is that for art who conveniently enough is engaged to a rival art critic virginia grey of napier s before long the latter is discovered with his spine broken and lowery is suspected but then investigating detective bill goodwin gets the bright idea of engaging another critic to publish a scathing review of lowery s work i did not know that publicity sketches got reviewed so as to gauge how violent his reaction is going to be in the meantime kosleck deludes himself into thinking that he is creating his masterpiece by sculpting hatton s uniquely craggy – and recognizable – visage which needless to say attracts the attention of the constantly visiting grey we are led to believe that she lacks material for her weekly column much to the chagrin of both artist and model bafflingly although the creeper is fully aware of how grey looks thanks to her aforementioned haunting of kosleck s flea bitten pad he bumps off shawlee – who had by then become goodwin s girl – in lowery s apartment and overhearing kosleck talking to you guessed it grey about his intention to dump him as the fall guy for the police sends the slow witted giant off his deep end even down to destroying his own now completed stony image curiously enough although this was hatton s penultimate film his name in the credits is preceded by the epithet introducing ,0
jeremy northam s characterization of the stuttering mild mannered bookish morgan sullivan and watching him let loose bits and pieces of his real identity under the influence of single malt scotches and under the spell of lucy liu s presence is brilliantly crafted and a joy to watch his offering her a cigarette at the bar is an old habit done without thinking or even asking and he becomes lost in her face neck and lips no matter the brainwashing love has a way of persevering love also cannot be brainwashed in with either of his two fake wives in gradual stages he begins to dispense with his glasses to walk and talk differently and even his face looks different as the movie progresses the music is fantastic hypnotic sexy and appropriately driving at times the extensive use of black and white and grey tones makes this almost a sci fi film noir in the tradition of many classic thrillers i would have liked to have seen more vulnerability in lucy liu s portrayal whenever she sees him in his various frazzled states the man she loves and for whom she is performing a mission based on blind faith some restrained vulnerability and flashes of genuine sympathy and concern would have made it a less one dimensional performance on her part she is just no match for northam s talents but all in all i thoroughly enjoyed this film and would enjoying knowing about other screenplays written by the same author ,1
the mod squad isn t a movie it s a void that s the most fascinating thing about it and the thing that kept me watching – i d never seen a film that offered absolutely nothing before it s a film without any reason to exist whatsoever seemingly consciously designed to appeal to no one as if made purely as a contractual obligation to someone the studio really dislike there is no plot there is no characterisation there are no set piece action scenes there aren t even any scenes as such just a progression of increasingly empty shots projected at frames per second i m not talking about empty as in dumb summer blockbuster but empty as in we haven t got the pages yet so just point the camera at something and stop when you ve got minutes worth it makes you appreciate the artistic achievements of charlie s angels and s w a t that much more what it does offer is far too much of giovanni ribisi at his most tediously execrable doing his bastard son of a thousand morons impersonating marlon brando method acting routine michael lerner dancing with omar epps and no that s it oh clare danes has a nice smile in one shot and dennis farina has the sense to get killed off early genuinely the most utterly pointless film ever made it s like l humanite without the jokes but you know for kids ,0
what is most disturbing about this film is not that school killing sprees like the one depicted actually happen but that the truth is they are carried out by teenagers like cal and andre normal kids with normal families by using a hand held camera technique a la blair witch ben coccio succeeds in bringing us into the lives of two friends who have some issues with high school although we aren t ever told exactly what is behind those issues they seem to be typical a lot of people hate high school so what a part of you just doesn t believe they will ever carry out the very well thought out massacre on zero day the surveillance camera scenes in the school during the shooting are made all the more powerful for that reason you can t believe it s really happening and that it s really happened the hand held camera technique also creates the illusion that this is not a scripted movie a brilliant idea given the subject matter ,1
summer holiday is the forgotten musical version of eugene o neill s ah wilderness and deservedly so with the broadway musical adaptation of take me along with the exception of the stanley steamer song none of the other harry warren ralph blane songs are worth remembering and even that one is questionable br br it was right after the release of this film that mgm let mickey rooney go and i don t think it was a coincidence the film was made in and released in so mickey was playing an andy hardy like teenager he was just way too old for the part of the year old who was affecting radical ideas in a spirit of youthful rebellion br br rooney made four films for mgm from to this one killer mccoy a remake of robert taylor s a crowd roars love laughs at andy hardy and words and music in all of them rooney was playing an adult part even in the andy hardy film mickey played an adult andy hardy returned from world war ii why he was in this louis b mayer only knows br br rooney s bad casting makes summer holiday all the worse because in the original ah wilderness the emphasis is on the father s character played here by walter huston and in the broadway show take me along which won a tony award for jackie gleason the great one played the inebriated brother in law uncle sid here played by frank morgan and that s the central character br br gloria dehaven steps in for judy garland as rooney s sweet and adorable girl friend and marilyn maxwell plays the show girl who gives rooney an adult education in the original play o neill has her as a prostitute but this was the hollywood of the code so all marilyn does is get young rooney soused br br a lot of really talented people had a hand in this one and they do their best but summer holiday fades rather quickly into a chilly autumn ,0
claudine was one of the very first movies that gave positive role models for both black men and women i appreciated this movie even more as i got older this movie shows that men didn t always turn away from responsibility an excellent movie i d always recommend for anyone who appreciates a good inner city love story ,1
ok not bad movie making if it were from an original script but it is not br br which part of in this story there are no women except for foulata and gagoola introduction by haggard did the producers directors and writers not understand i mean it is pretty plain english i understood it at age the beauty of ksm is that it contains a spectacular description of three different worlds the colonial africa the unforgiving desert and kukuanaland a hidden and isolated kingdom that should be more than enough for even the most mediocre of producers to work with but nooo they have to throw romance into it pathetic suggestion to all you poor souls who actually thought this would be close to the book give it up until a peter jackson wannabe comes along and does it right you may as well keep re reading the tome btw there is a sequel book actually a pre quel called allan s wife it gives background to the story of quatermain it is a bit creepy but good ,0
an intense thriller about a mute movie make up artist who witnesses a snuff film being made when she is working late in the studio one night after she tries to get away from the murder scene she realizes she is in for more than she bargained for when the entire mafia is out to kill her for being a witness this movie leaves you on the edge of your seat ,1
the extraordinary rosemary forsyth is the main reason to see this flick why she never became a bigger store may never be known but she is exceptional and steals every scene she s in garson kanin directed this piece of fluff and the cast is first rate with robert drivas and brenda vaccaro especially memorable a out of ,1
i really enjoyed fierce people i discovered the film by accident searching through my on demand movie lists trying to find something interesting to watch the film is mostly about class in america and it quickly grabs your attention the characters are smart and articulate and the story doesn t stick to the usual hollywood rules br br the main protagonist is finn a precocious but underprivileged year old who spends his summer with the osbourne family donald sutherland plays the patriarch ogden c osborne the seventh richest man in america diane lane plays finn s mother a friend of ogden who is also a habitual cocaine user and a slut the osbournes own a large estate and seems to live by their own rules at first they seem charming and sophisticated but the super rich are different they are used to getting their own way the film is enjoyable mainly because it has crisp intelligent dialog superb acting and a story which takes unexpected turns it is also an r rated movie so it s not entirely wholesome br br the cast is excellent anton yelchin is believable and sympathetic in the demanding role of finn sutherland and diane lane have never been better chris evans is impressive as osbourne s devious grandson kristen stewart is good as the pretty grand daughter high quality movie ,1
 than this what would happen if terry gilliam and douglas adams would have worked together on one movie this movie starts with a touch of brazil when at a certain point the story moves straight into the twilight zone bringing up nothing new but just nothing and nothing is great fun when dave and andrew starts to explore their new environment the movie gets really enjoyable bouncing heads well yes br br anyway this movie was imho the biggest surprise at this year s fantasyfilmfest br br just like in cube and cypher natali gave this one a minimalistic weird but very special design which makes it hard to locate the place of the story or its time timeless somehow ,1
my boss at the time and showed it to us at a halloween party at our office he is the chris huntley that co wrote and acted in it he knows it s bad we know it s bad and we all agree that the monster looks way too much like a vagina to be coincidence maybe it was from a gynocological experiment gone wrong br br it was a very low budget and the actors were all friends so what you have here is a case of hey gang lets put on a show br br nobody got hurt and it was a first attempt nothing wrong with that it gave us all a good laugh and it s a great film to watch with friends and make fun of ,0
i watched this movie with my boyfriend an avid hip hop fan and he was really really looking forward to catch the soul vibe the movie claimed to have boy we were dead wrong when i finished watching the movie i felt two things remorse and relief remorse because i regretted wasting my time to watch this awful piece of dung and relief because i watched it free on cable br br this movie really really gives a bad name to black people by putting so much awful stereotypes that i believe all smart black people everywhere has been trying to spell off i m asian and i feel very very sorry and sick for those who made this movie what more to say bad writing even worse acting and horrible storyline br br even if you re bored to death and has no other choice don t watch this movie seriously the movie really has nothing to offer except if you want to see things like minor illegal drinking animal slain women degradation and overall a really really bad obnoxious sickening awful movie yuck ,0
it s been so long since i ve seen this movie at least years and yet it still haunts me with a vivid image of the horrific consequences that prisoners of war can face despite the terms of the geneva convention br br a unit of australian underwater demolitions experts are captured in an archipelago near japan following a successful mission to set mines in a japanese harbor br br once in prison these men expect the same treatment as any other pows but to their dismay soon learn from a friendly japanese prison guard that they are being tried as spies since they were out of uniform when captured the consequences of such an infraction by japanese martial code is execution by beheading br br despite their pleas and the pleas of the sympathetic prison guard the day of reckoning approaches like a ticking time bomb the tension is so high you will actually hear the ticking though it may just be your chest pounding with the percussion of a marching execution squad br br the ending is actually too painful to reenact in my head much less write it here but i can promise you you ll never forget it good luck finding the video in the u s ,1
when people think of downtown chicago they think of walter payton ditka and da bears ryne sandberg the white sox breaking the curse in or the immortal michael jordan and his six championships and finals mvp s with the chicago bulls rarely in this generation do people think of the struggling side of chicago the ghettos the drug infested streets and life in the urban housing projects during the s br br one of television s most formidable shows ever and a groundbreaking sitcom was good times which i remember vaguely as a small child on cbs and i enjoy regularly now on tv land br br good times was another norman lear classic the producer that gave us the jeffersons the best african american sitcom of all time and all in the family the greatest show of all time good times brought out the hardships of the ghetto and the urban housing projects and did so with charm well written and thoughtful plots and some wonderful acting especially by the matriarch and patriarch of this struggling ghetto family played by esther rolle and john amos the children in the supporting cast were also pretty good especially the ever popular janet jackson in her early years and ralph carter as florida and james evans youngest son whose character at a young age realizes that life is unfair and he has to learn to stand on his own two feet br br the eldest of the children j j played by jimmy walker is somewhat out of place on this show and is there mainly for comic relief his emotional age is about or even though he looks like a guy in his early twenties j j gets annoying and it is a credit to the often nasty james evans amos that he never tells j j to get his own life get a job and get out of the house j j is an aspiring painter but unlike his younger brother is never serious about getting a college degree or more important to the family getting a job to help support a household that is just above welfare status br br two classic episodes of good times was the one where the janet jackson character is running a fever of and florida evans is desperately seeking good medical help for her can t afford anything but a clinic doctor who is very professional yet doesn t want to give a family from the projects any more attention than she legally has to the other episode is the one where james evans can t afford the rent a paltry low a month the evans are about to get the largest of family setbacks being thrown out of the projects with no where to go florida evans goes downtown to the board of social services to try to get either a loan or a grant to help her family but the government doesn t consider her family poor because they have over in assets for a family of five which is unfairly but unfortunately legally over the poverty line james and the kids want to hustle for the money but florida is a person of great moral character and doesn t want to do anything dishonest no matter how dire their predicament is in the end the family does find a solution to keep their heads above water br br good times a classic show from the s is about keeping you re head above water in a cruel world james and florida evans both work hard in menial jobs to try to bring their children up right and avoid the social stigma of welfare i was too young to understand the message of the sitcom as a toddler in the s in its first airing on cbs but i really enjoy the reruns on tv land in good times is one of the classic sitcoms from back in the day ,1
have you ever wondered what would happen if a couple of characters from beverly hills were thrown into a thai jail if so this is your movie this is midnight express for the mtv crowd that would be ok but the story was poorly executed contrived plot twists poor dialogue and unresolved issues abound this slight film did not earn the right to be as cryptic as it ends up being potential spoiler and impossibly preposterous plot line the faux tension filled moment when the hotel employee discovers the girls do not have a room there and is about to kick them out this moment is innappropriately played with the same solemnity and gravity as the moment when they are arrested at gunpoint later the same hotel employee is somehow found and bangkok is a big city mind you ive been there and testifies against the girls as if a couple of free mai tais warrant years in prison c mon rent another day in paradise instead ,0
hmm is it right to compare tiffani thiessen and mark paul gosselaar s post saved by the bell acting of course it s not right it s ridiculous and is right to give this movie a rating hahahahahaha that s funny this movie wasn t so horrible though better than i expected it to be made for tv movies are often so so so similar so many of them have the same feel to them this one had that same feel but it worked even though it was yet another tortured wife who s gotta get the b stard in the end story before it started i had envisioned ms thiessen as a vixen type seductress but here she was as innocent as kelly kapowski which was refreshing eric close surprised me by playing his part really well with some decent writing the director got a pretty good convincing performance out of him without being at all cheesy all in all it was somewhat interesting definitely better than most tv movies my grade b ,1
this movie was dreadful biblically very inaccurate moses was years old when he led the people out of egypt the movie has him about forty moses was about forty when he fled egypt was gone for forty years and was with them wandering for forty years moses was years old when he died and was denied the privilege of crossing over to the promised land i realize movies use a lot of poetic license as the biblical account isn t that long but if making a biblical movie they still need to reflect the facts known and keep the general flavor of the main biblical character this movie fails in this aspect and in many others even though the version has its problems as well theatrically it was much better ,0
this one of those social dramas that wb knew how to put together and were guaranteed boxoffice hits in the thirties this early dead end kids are sent to a reform school where they are mistreated cagney a gangster as part of a deal is appointed as the commissioner of the school he doesn t take it seriously at first but he changes and makes the necessary changes to improve the lives of the boys the idea is to let the boys rule and administer their community whether this is sound social reform is beyond my belief but it s a movie it s a lot like boys town with a slight darker tone a useless happy ending deluges what impact the scene prior hard but is still good wb would later make this same movies with bogart in the cagney fatherly role ,1
after seeing break a leg in vancouver at the release party i thought it was a very enjoyable film br br i had a few outright belly laughs and some of the cameos eric roberts in particular were a scream i haven t heard word about actual release date although i ve heard it s close br br the story is simple but is mainly a vehicle for the characters and situations the script is smooth and seamless the plot develops effortlessly and the acting is comfortable yet fresh this film has won at least one award from each of the film festivals it s been in which is around or so br br i highly recommend break a leg ,1
this movie is one of the most awful movies ever made how can jon bon jovi play in a movie he is a singer not an actor what is he killing vampires with his guitar and what about the dreadful plot o my god this movie really sucks in the end is the queen of vampires played by the eternal vampire arly jover blade surrounded by an army of vampires but when the fantastic slayers arrive only vampires are left what happened with the other vampires they run out in the sun and what about the grand finally when bon jovi blows her head with a shotgun that s really a not in buffy the vampire slayer in episodes not a single vampire is killed with a shotgun this really is a lack of originality ,0
christophe lambert once said he was still making movies only to make good and easy money when i see his latest releases i can believe that br br beowulf is all in all in the good part of the crap movies there are some good thrill scenes indeed the actors themselves aren t too bad but the plot is silly the mortal kombat like music has nothing to do here the ending is really s y br br really the only good thing about it is that me and my friends could laugh about how uninteresting it was i even wish i wasted my money on something else br br ,0
it s incredible how a movie can take so much time and effort and still end up being abominable for those of you who appreciate painstaking special effects and inconceivable detail in every shot you will watch this film in awe simply because predator island contains none of this it is a redundant remake of every horror monster movie in the last two decades now i appreciate bad horror films they have a certain flare for humor in the most dramatic of circumstances however if your goal is to create a memorable work that will thus be engulfed in the cult hall of fame then my first suggestion is to find some imagination creativity plus get some talent oh and a few extra bucks to put into your picture br br one horror film tradition has been to shock the audience with violent deaths and gore however shock doesn t deliver for more than a few seconds to really evoke a satisfying reaction from paying crowd there should b development of characters some identifiable traits i know you re probably saying this guy is not providing anything intelligent to the filmmakers he s just stating an amateur remark well that goes to show you how amateur these filmmakers are br br despite having to go through the horror of watching this movie there was a silver lining the performance by dan gordon as chris is splendid he is given nothing to work with in a script and yet he is able to come out of that film looking like a star out of all of the actors he is the only who believes in what he is reciting he not only provides the audience with someone we can identify with but we also have someone we look forward to watching so we can get through the rest of the film gordon shows genuine talent and the ability to pull off quality work and overcoming a huge obstacle that being the rest of the cast dan gordon is going to be a star hopefully sooner than later that is to say if he can get away films like this that will hold him back ,0
as a turkish man now living in sweden i must confess i often watch scandinavian movies most if them i never understand i think actors from scandinavia work best in hollywood last week i watched a film called the polish wedding together with a polish friend of mine and we both said it was the worst movie we ever watched unfortunately i was wrong this movie house of angels is even worse none of the actors can act absolutely not the female so called star helen bergstrom the plot is so silly nobody can believe it i think the whole thing is a mess from the start lots of bad acting except from selldal and wollter ahmed sellam,0
i loved this film a must see for any rod steiger fan producer suzanne delaurentiis and director stewart raffill have brought us a true family film that touches the soul an incredibly well put together movie with a beautiful soundtrack ,1
i had to walk out of the theater after an hour all i was seeing was people cheating on wives schtupping like dogs in a rut and using the f word like a diabetic using equal br br no thanks br br it was especially frustrating because the movie could have done a lot any one of the characters could have been quite interesting if they were given more to do than fornicate talk about it and swear at each other br br the few times that it looked as if there were about to be some sort of character development all that happened was another sex scene plot development in the st hour can be summarized as several murders occur vinnie sees murder scene vinnie stares moodily across atlantic east hudson river vinnie cheats on wife and joey most sympathetic character in the show gets kicked out of his parents house more than that i didn t wait to see br br the photography and the interplay between the characters were superb but there was nothing for them to do the flood of sex and vulgarity was hardly worth waiting another hour for something to happen br br sorry spike take some lessons from notting hill or shawshank redemption either one is a better study in community and interpersonal relationships ,0
i viewed the movie together with a homophobic friend my wife and her female friend so i had views from all kinds of directions mainly the film made me laugh the sexual tension was not really there and the only noticeable actors were tudor chirila and maria popistasu yes i do think she played her role well even if the script was not appropriate there were good romanian actors around they just didn t have complex roles i applaud puya s entering the movie business i don t know why but i think he s a good guy i just hope he ll be a good actor br br the wife loved the movie though and i think there might have been chords being played and to which i had no ear for if the film tried to present uncommon sexual behaviors and their consequences in todays romania then it failed miserably there were no consequences just imagine that the girls are actually a boy and a girl and the same story becomes just a boring uninteresting plot br br i have no idea why it got all those bafta awards in my book it should have gotten the better luck next time award bafta good luck in romanian ,1
this really should have been a one star but there was so many clichés predictable twists seen it all before slasher flick parallels that i actually give it an extra star for the fact it made me laugh although this was never the directors intention im sure br br i don t often write comments about films they have to be either sensational or in this ones case really bad br br to be honest as soon as i saw jeff fahey in it i knew it was going to be poor as he has a unique nose for picking out the worst films br br somehow the farce of it all made me watch it all the way through possibly for the hilarious voice of mr t not relay mr t but you ll know what i mean if you bother to watch this if you do watch it make sure you don t pay to see it this may have worked had they actually put intended comedy into it but im sure you ll find the odd laugh here and there at the farce of it all ,0
what happened those were the first words to come to mind after this awful movie finished for the first and last time on my computer screen nightmare on elm st had gone noticeably downhill after it s cult classic of a first film but i doubt anybody expected this horrible aberration nobody expected this cosmic joke of a film and nobody is more distraught about it than i am br br this is by far the worst anoes film of the lot it doesn t seem too bad at the beginning with a genuinely creepy intro and a rather elongated shower scene featuring alice but then we hit rock bottom right at the beginning with bad acting and a jumbled sequence of events i mean sure freddy movies are supposed to be dreamlike and creepy but this one is like a train wreck in it s poor sequencing of events and awful plot setup it feels like you re coming down with a terrible headache not like you re getting scared so the directing totally fails none of the suspense and well crafted horror from previous sequels is found here and even the death scenes are mostly just crass and moronic the death by food especially except for that one cool scene that s crafted like a comic book battle that s why this movie gets a point br br the storyline lame lame lame lame it was an excuse to gross people out and to make the mpaa mad and nothing more br br the acting should i mention how freddy has been turned into a childish boogey man like clown figure how his rebirth scene made him look like a monster out of a year old s horror book instead of the foreboding and nightmarish dream killer we ve all known and loathed since the first film that arm waving and stupid chuckling as he appeared again ugh and his one liners too throughout the whole movie they suck badly a grade schooler could come up with funnier stuff then the vomit freddy spews throughout the minute duration of the film hell a chimpanzee could come up with much funnier lines than what freddy s been told to say here who wrote the script for this this movie is really irritating too it seems so pointless like a gnat buzzing around your head a gnat that just won t go away freddy is just an annoyance now we ve seen him so many times before this one s nothing different and a lot of the time you just want him to take his awful one liners and get off your tv screen alice instead of the thoughtful and quiet girl from the last movie seems annoying and very shallow and this is obviously due to the horrible horrible script this movie was fitted with lisa wilcox may be a great actor and sometimes it shines through the cracks here but she can t save this movie the other actors just suck mostly br br the last or minutes of freddy s existence in this film are awful and embarrassing i hope englund was ashamed of this who wants to see freddy running around like a mutated gorilla with his limbs stretched out laughing like a cartoon villain this movie destroyed anything positive i felt for the nightmare series i can t ever watch them again without this image running through my head of the mangled cartoon abomination that krueger became he was slowly becoming a jokey retarded pop culture icon but this is the lowest of the low this is rock bottom nobody will ever take freddy krueger seriously again after seeing this film he s naught but a joke a clown that is long overdue for retirement pathetic br br of all the movies i could hate why did it have to be nightmare on elm st a series which i once adored and liked a lot the dream child represents the death of a legend and the shattering of any hope i had in the nightmare on elm st series freddy would go on to continue his downward spiral into clown status in the next installment freddy s dead which was more entertaining than this was actually and then he would go on to bring down the mood in freddy vs jason and finally he would putter out into nothing which is for the best br br i know this has mostly been a rant about why freddy sucks now but this movie is overall horrible and one of the worst movies ever made not recommended to anyone and even anoes completionists won t want to see this one again ,0
well the reason for seeing it in the cinema was that it was a sneak preview else i would never have seen this terrible teenage slasher movie i mean haven t we had enough of this yet scream and scary movie at least did not take them self serious the plot sucks and the acting is the worst i ve seen only godzilla can compare which is also the only movie that competes in being the worst i ve seen in the cinema with this one br br there is so many plot holes in the story and the girls are so alike that you don t even now who has been killed and who has not and you don t care the only of them i knew in advance was denise and she was the most talent less actress i have ever seen in this bad excuse for a movie br br stay as far away from this movie as possible ,0
a good cast with one major exception pushes its way through epstein s smart light satire mansfield was never better or funnier than she is here paired with walston who s a veteran who s determined to become a congressman to get out of the war he and his buddies including suave con artist grant head to san francisco on leave and start the city s swinginest party while conniving to escape the service altogether through industrial speaking tours the only thing about this movie that s not delightful is suzy parker s one note performance as grant s love interest which takes up too much of the film s time and slows down the pace in the second half walston and mansfield have good chemistry the gimmick is that she s set on making love to every serviceman to do her duty for the war effort of course but he s a married man who nonetheless loves his wife they steal the movie with little trouble from grant who s amusing here in the first part of the film when not paired with his non actor co star ,0
the case history of mulholland dr is known what should had been another excursion after twin peaks into the rivaled field of tv series ended up abruptly after completing the pilot it was too risky and twisted for the producers to venture an investment lynch used all the filmed and cut material and started new shootings to finish a completely new feature film the result one of the most impressive cinema experiences of this decade which can be ranked among the best works of david lynch his earlier movies eraserhead blue velvet or wild at heart kept aloof in an irritating way which hustled the viewer into the role of a voyeur but never involved him as part of the plot happening such as here br br mulholland dr is a puzzle where pieces are missing others obviously were taken from eraserhead and lost highway but it never seemed to be unfinished work in the internet i came across with a lot of instructions and essays to explain this film i am aware now that it loses its magic when you try to decipher it completely all those detailed solution explanations are not only waste but also the questionable attempt to offer an answer where no such thing is completely required imagine this scenario a little child is dissecting his teddy bear to find out where the secret and the specific of that bear lies is it because it wants to destroy his toy does the secret lie in the teddy bear or actually in the heart of the child transferring this to mulholland dr it means innocence is one of the most important conditions to watch and appreciate it br br david lynch succeeds not only to picture the surface of human behavior life but also to grapple with everything beneath that human desires dreams obsessions and fears all that what remains unspoken emotions that are often repressed mulholland dr has the intensity calling for a cast that completely takes issue with the substance actresses and actors who are ready to follow the visions of the director selflessly laura elena harring naomi watts justin theroux solve their task in such an impressing way that you wouldn t want or couldn t imagine another cast while their acting at the beginning seems to be a little superimposed you soon will realize that this stereo typing is set in with a purpose to manipulate the viewer and to baffle him as soon as the red thread of the film is visible br br when you claim the criterion of a well made film in being able to lose yourself and dive into what you see on screen than lynch succeeded in making a masterpiece a modern masterpiece that manifest david lynch s status as one of the most important creative and courageous directors of the present like every film maker who go beyond the limits he is confronted with criticism and ignorance this will fade as soon as you find the individual key to lynch s world of films mulholland dr is more than just a sleeper – it is a must see for everyone who loves ambitious cinema and besides the film is a pay off with hollywood in form and content which in that distinctness was hardly dared before ,1
i have two good things to say about this film the scenery is beautiful and peter falk gives a good performance considering what he had to work with in terms of dialog and direction however that said i found this film extremely tiresome watching paint dry would have been more entertaining it seemed much longer than minutes beginning with opening sequence where everyone is talking over each other and paul reiser is repeating everything that s said to him on the phone the movie is annoying the film is filled with clichés and shtick not to mention endless incidents of audible flatulence by falk also the director seems to have had difficulty deciding whether to aim for laughs or tears there are some sequences that are touching but they re all played for laughs if schmaltzy sentimental and cute appeal to you you ll love it but if you were hoping for something with more substance see a different movie ,0
being an american service member please believe me when i say that this movie in no way accurately portrays the emotional state of our soldiers sailors airmen marines returning from deployments br br that being said br br this movie is one large steaming pile of cliché the acting as awful with the exception of the little girl the character s backgrounds are weak and laughable and plot is ludicrous br br this movie is so bad i made an account with imdb just to warn anyone with half a brain away from it br br canadian writer director francesco lucente should be really really really ashamed of this movie if he disagrees with us foreign policy he should write a letter to the us government not punish the entire english speaking world with a monumentally crap film ,0
terrific film with a slightly slow start give it a chance to get cooking story builds in interest and complexity characters and story line subvert expectation and cliche at all the right moments superb new york city locations gritty real are a fantastic antidote to the commercial imperatives of sex in the city in fact the entire film is an antidote to the hbo hollywood notion of new york city sex and relationships it s a rare film that treats its characters so honestly and compassionately loved it great cast with notable performances by steve buscemi rosario dawson and her love interest forgot his name ,1
this bbc version of an agatha christie book shows the pitfalls of following a book too closely christie s books tend to move at a gentle sometimes even sedate pace and evans is one that certainly does it also has a solid school of red herrings to confuse the plot this version is extremely faithful to the book which results in a very slow involved story as a christie fan i gave it stars but it takes hours to make its way through a relatively action free story i appreciate some of the tightening of plots that the bbc did for its later christie productions much more br br in the end this movie is a leisurely pleasure highlighted by the breathy waif francesca annis who brings considerable charisma to her role and plays off james warwick very well ,1
i admit i have a weakness for alternate history stories from its a wonderful life to groundhog day to among those greats is this little gem it s pretty difficult to get through mr destiny without giving a nod of appreciation to each and every cast member from the goodhearted james belushi to the murderous courtney cox this movie lacks the gravitas and scale to make it a great film but it s a fine cheer up on a rainy afternoon it s also a great rental for an inexpensive date ,1
this movie tells the story of nine ambitious teens trying to follow their dream at the infamous new york high school for performing arts coco the singer bruno the modern mozart lisa leroy and hilary the struggling dancers ralph the comedian and doris and montgomery the actors while they all think they have what it takes to really reach their goals they are going to need a lot more than just their talent they will have to deal with rejection heartbreak education pain and love in order to achieve their fame br br fame is one of the most entertaining classic and inspirational movies of all time it has everything a teen drama musical should have extremely catchy entertaining oscar winning songs performed by the amazing irene cara stunning dance numbers a very attractive cast that makes you believe in the characters and a great story including the heartbreaking scene when coco meets the video camera br br like i said the cast is awesome irene cara can really act and it s not only her singing that makes her shine here as coco lee curreri is very good as bruno barry miller brings a lot of humor to ralph maureen teefy is great as the outcast doris and look closely and you ll see paul mccrane of er as montgomery br br this is truly an amazing film fame really touched me and inspired me to keep following my dreams as an actor and singer any movie that moves me this much is a winner in my book a must see the film really touched me and inspired me to follow my dreams as an actor and singer ,1
i recently got the chance to view the waterdance and quite liked it i don t really understand why its called that as there isn t really any dancing going on there except maybe for the dancing at the strip club near the end we are introduced to the main characters throughout the movie invalids in a hospital the story shows a love affair between a physically sisabled guy and a healthy woman which is a very sweet story unfortunately you don t get to see movies like that today im not stuck in a time warp im not saying that everything during the s and early s was better than today but i really think the movie industry is deteriorating and there s much we can learn from old movies by old movies i mean anything from ,1
the full title of this film is may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you re dead a rewording of the old irish toast may you have food and raiment a soft pillow for your head may you be years in heaven before the devil knows you re dead first time screenwriter kelly masterson with some modifications by director sidney lumet has concocted a melodrama that explores just how fragmented a family can become when external forces drive the members to unthinkable extremes in this film the viewer is allowed to witness the gradual but nearly complete implosion of a family by a much used but here very sensible manipulation of the flashback flash forward technique of storytelling by repeatedly offering the differing vantages of each of the characters about the central incidents that drive this rather harrowing tale we see all the motivations of the players in this case of a robbery gone very wrong br br andy hanson philip seymour hoffman is a wealthy executive married to an emotionally needy gina marisa tomei and addicted to an expensive drug habit his life is beginning to crumble and he needs money andy s ne re do well younger brother hank ethan hawke is a life in ruins he is divorced from his shrewish wife martha amy ryan is behind in alimony and child support and has borrowed all he can from his friends and he needs money andy proposes a low key robbery of a small mall mom and pop jewelry store that promises safe quick cash for both the glitch is that the jewelry story belongs to the men s parents charles albert finney and nanette rosemary harris andy advances hank some cash and wrangles an agreement that hank will do the actual robbery but though hank agrees to the fail safe plan he hires a friend to take on the actual job while hank plans to be the driver of the getaway car the robbery is horribly botched when nanette filing in for the regular clerk shoots the robber and is herself shot in the mess the disaster unveils many secrets about the fragile relationships of the family and when nanette dies charles and andy and hank and their respective partners are driven to disastrous ends with surprises at every turn br br each of the actors in this strong but emotionally acrid film gives superb performances and while we have come to expect that from hoffman hawke tomei finney ryan and harris it is the wise hand of direction from sidney lumet that make this film so unforgettably powerful it is not an easy film to watch but it is a film that allows some bravura performances that demand our respect a film that reminds us how fragile many families can be grady harp,1
i really wanted to like this movie but i just couldn t it had the potential to be a really cool hip remake of a cool show but that s where it fell apart it was too hip too cool first of all all the cool lines and scenes were showcased in the preview trailers which i d seen lots of times and the editing was very disjointed so that the scenes didn t seem to flow together and they all seemed out of place claire danes who i love as an actress failed to make this her break through to the beyond high school acting roles the only bright spot was giovanni ribisi as pete his slightly stupid yet actually smart style was funny and refreshing overall though i d recommend just watching the previews instead of seeing the movie and wishing it was more ,0
think of the ending of the grudge with the following br br a man who repeatedly says the word sunshine a cowboy a love story sarah michelle gellar cutting herself and a creepy mirror br br oh and underwater sea animals yay br br not a good movie i seriously did not enjoy it whatsoever the poster for the movie is extremely misleading as well and i found that it was just to suck people into watching it i can t believe i went br br save your time and money go watch saw iii a film where the writing makes you feel like there was effort put into it br br im mike and im out,0
buddy is an entertaining family film set in a time when humanizing animals and making them cute was an accepted way to get people to be interested in them br br based on a true story buddy shows the great love that the main characters have for animals and for each other and that they will do anything for each other br br while not a perfect movie the animated gorilla is quite lifelike most of the time and the mayhem that occurs within the home is usually amusing for children br br this film misses an opportunity to address the mistake of bringing wild animals into the home as pets but does show the difficulties br br a recommended film which was the first for jim henson productions ,1
the part of the grinch was made for jim carrey and i was extremely impressed with his performance not being a great fan of his i was apprehensive but pleasantly surprised with the outcome taylor momsen as cindy lou who was the cutest little girl i have seen on the screen for a long time and she showed a maturity beyond her years in her acting skills i was even drawn to tears at one point i ve never read the dr seuss book of the tale so i didnt know what to expect the humour was quite dark overall i enjoyed the film apart from the songs and would recommend it for family viewing especially ,1
it s about time kate jackson got her credit for this film i can remember watching it trying to understand it on tv my grandmother lay in bed dying from cancer i was barely i didn t find out till years later that richard long had died tho i miss him on the other shows movies he was in br br i have a copy of the vhs tape still but it s not cc d or closed captioned for the hearing impaired thats the only flaw in the movie that i can remember or know of to date i haven t been able to find a dvd or vhs copy that has sub titles in english even if someone out there knows of either copy on vhs or dvd thats cc d or has english sub titles please let me know br br thanks cofffeenut,1
in producer kevin mclory who owns a part of the bond cinematic rights associate with eon productions harry saltzman and albert broccoli for making thunderball the fourth film of the franchise the star is sean connery of course br br in mclory wins a legal battle and can produce an independent bond film never say never again nsna is one of the two unofficial films made outside eon the other is the comedy spoof casino royale nsna is a remake of thunderball and stars the original bond sean connery who comes back to the role after many years of absence br br the film is released some months after octopussy with roger moore the th episode of the eon series at the time press calls it war of the bonds both films are a big success in even if octopussy earns more money at the box office br br nsna is a luxurious film made by excellent technicians director irvin kershner who led the empire strikes back douglas slocombe cinematographer of raiders of the lost ark and screenwriter lorenzo semple jr who wrote the three days of the condor among others br br the cast is excellent with connery a then relatively unknown kim basinger barbara carrera klaus maria brandauer max von sydow edward fox br br although all that the film remains inferior to the original thunderball it lacks many fundamental ingredients for being a real bond movie there s not the traditional gun barrel sequence there s not the james bond theme m and q are not played by the traditional actors it s a copyright reason eon only is allowed to use these elements briefly nsna lacks the classic cinematic atmosphere br br on the other hand the film is exciting and enjoyable brandauer is a very good villain and the women basinger and carrera are sensual and gorgeous but the main highlight is sean connery he s once again wonderful in the role he s older but looks fitter and nicer here than in diamonds are forever his last performance in the role of the british super spy before nsna ,1
oh my god what a story this movie is very good and it had to be god who had this happen you did a awesome job the acting was really good you picked the right actors for sure this movie is so good i am really glad you made this because if you had not then i would have never ever known about this story because i am not a big golf fan and i think it is kinda boring so thank you i really enjoyed it and that is why i gave the movie a i liked shia labouf too he was perfect for the roll of fransis quimet i hope most of that stuff you put in there was true also oh and some parts were funny and others i was just really happy ,1
the old mill pond is more of a tribute to the african american entertainers of the s than any denigration of the entire race stepin fetchit caricature notwithstanding besides who i just mentioned there s also frog or fish versions of cab calloway fats waller joesphine baker bill bojangles robinson and louis armstrong this happy harmonies cartoon from hugh harmon and rudolf ising is very entertaining musically with perfect characterizations all around they all sound so much like the real thing that half of me thinks they could possibly be if not they re certainly very flattering impersonations even the lazy shiftless fetchit characterization gets an exciting workout here when he gets chased by a tiger as hold that tiger plays on the score highly recommended for fans of s animation and jazz music ,1
bled is a very apt title for this as you watch it you will feel your life being bled from you the cliché in horrors is about people doing exactly what they shouldn t going down into the basement or going up into the attic then the trouble ensues take heed then don t watch this film show the brains that victims in horror movies never do stay clear do not enter and if you need anymore incentive this film is as bad as the worst uwe boll film i mean the house of the dead bad i have often thought about entering a review of a film on i m d b and after watching some based on the comments herein i discovered i guess everyone s entiled to his her opinion please trust me on mine,0
 you know the rest if you want a good zombie movie don t rent this movie if you want a documentary esquire look at hood life you re at the wrong place as well if you re looking for a laughable piece of film this is a real winner the acting is as flat as a piece of paper the best example of this is definitely the officer investigating the drive by i can tell that he did the voice for the operator as well by the flat tone of his voice if i could hear a cardboard box talk it d probably sound like this guy oh yea and the zombies did their best snake impression which is on par with their fantastic acting overall note sarcasm how did this not win an oscar for best make up the quiroz did not do any sort of directing i felt like i was watching an improvisational period piece the period is more like s la the direction is however one uped by the worst script i think to ever grace a movie i haven t heard such lovely lines like the epic one word beginning to the movie f k since ice grill which was another urban thriller this only works of course in conjunction with the also epic hip hop soundtrack all or so songs of it all in all what the hell did you expect from a movie entitled hood of the living dead i rented this movie with full intention to laugh at its every scene and boy it delivered and more i would definitely recommend this to anyone who wants to get together with a bunch of guys and laugh at a low budget horror yea right movie for the night a memorable experience for sure ,0
i had seen this movie when i was a boy before wwii and was surprised that the local library had a copy saw it again after some sixty years and forgot how bad it was this is an example of a movie that was not a a movie no editing poor script weak acting and not much directing should not even be as high as a b had a laugh at how jaded i ve become over the years seems to me i thought it was good when i originally saw it ,0
i gave this more than a because i did think there were some moral lessons in this story and it provoked some thought and comment from my wife and i the acting and the dialogue were mediocre and i must confess i came out feeling like i had been beaten over the head with the god this god that and christ is our saviour stuff the movie and the story line did not need it if as i am you are a recovering catholic or christian avoid this one it will make you nauseous the movie did a good job of demonstrating the thin line between being a good citizen and how someone could become a potential stalker focused on what might have been ,0
this movie is not for those expecting a martial arts extravaganza as for historical accuracy i will leave that issue to those better informed on that subject i thought the performances were wonderful gong li never disappoints as the resourceful and initially loyal consort of the king of qin fengyi zhang showed a lot of flexibility portraying a ruler descending into madness he chose the hannibal lector route rather than resorting to ranting for me the best performance was from zhiwen wang as the supersmooth marquis the character came across as very oily but in a subtle sir humphrey appleby yes minister kind of way br br the cinematography is the standout feature of this film the scene when the marquis and his men stormed the palace was breathtaking there are also a number of wonderful battle scenes therefore this film is highly recommended on the big screen ,1
st watched out of dir stefan rujowitzky ok thriller but a little too predictable this story is based in germany which is also where the movie is made it is about a young medical student who gets a shot to go to a premiere school in heidelberg and arrives seeing some strange things occurring someone she met on the train there and saved shows up on the school s experimentation table and she s suspecting foul play right away she does some investigation and the disappearance of her friend leads her to a secret society called aaa and no it s not alcoholics anonymous that has something to do with the anti hippocratic oath and is used to perform experimentations on live people that doctor s wouldn t normally be able to do she finds out her grandfather who was a dean at the school was a big part of establishing it and it s pretty readily filled by members of the school it s an interesting story but the problem with this movie is how quickly the audience is told what s going on and then it s kind of a horror movie with the heroine fighting off the bad boy of the group that s taking things to the next psychotic level although this movie was made in europe it plays to a young american audience with it s focus on gore sex and the horror film premise which is really it s big downfall and explains why it probably made good money and spawned a sequel but doesn t necessarily make for a good movie ,0
i read tom robbins even cowgirls get the blues as a teenager i loved every word it was sexy funny and full of glamorous scenery and beautiful writing but when i saw the movie i could not believe what a dull sour joyless piece of junk it was how did this happen i think someone in hollywood read this book and filed it under gay pride women lesbians that s the library of congress subject heading now anyone over who reads the book will know it has nothing to do with real lesbians any more than star wars is about real space travel the book was obviously and i do mean obviously written by a heterosexual male who loves the idea of lesbians in the nude all the time but has never really met one br br still someone in hollywood said uh oh better give this to a gay director or gay people will make trouble so they handed it to gus van sant nothing against the man but however gay he may really be he has not a clue as to how to make a funny film gus van sant took a straight man s playful fantasy of guilt free girl girl action and male voyeurism turned it into a dull literal minded lesbian power recruiting poster it s like turning an oscar wilde comedy into an arthur miller tragedy not pretty br br the main clue that gus van sant had absolutely no idea what to do with the source material is the riotously bad casting his clout allowed him to hire the very best his ignorance of the novel s real subtext a straight man s fantasy not a gay pride recruiting poster caused him to make choices that were not only bad but bizarre br br let s meet the cast of even cowgirls get the blues br br pat morita as the chink okay there are few name recognition asian actors and pat morita in happy days was fairly funny but casting him as the chink was wrong wrong wrong pat morita has no idea that the chink is a very funny man gus didn t tell him pat also doesn t seem to know that the chink is well sexy in the book he s not wise old mr miyagi he s more like hugh hefner he s a randy old goat and he knows a lot about pleasing the nubile and responsive sissy and bonanza jellybean you see in the book they aren t really lesbians do you get that this is a straight man s fantasy yet br br john hurt as the countess okay he s a gay friendly man but he is a serious shakespearean actor you need someone who is fun and camp for this role for john hurt to be cast as a goofy guy like the countess is tragic and sad i kept expecting paul scofield to wander in all dressed up as thomas more and sadly shake his head now richard you know you ve lost your soul entirely for shame my former student and yes john hurt was funny and pretty gay as caligula but that was black humor not playful and breezy humor like the book br br rain phoenix as bonanza jellybean no talent no training no problem except that in the book bonanza is funny playful cheerful mostly heterosexual and loving in the movie she s sullen passive expressionless and dull as for her taste for women robbins in the book puts it like this god knows i love women but nothing can take the place of a man that fits uh gus did you read this book br br uma thurman as sissy hankshaw this is a tough role in the book sissy really is an unusually passive and timid heroine still a more accomplished actress might have manufactured a twinkle in her eye or a sway in her walk to imply some sort of hidden strength or hidden enjoyment of her adventures uma doesn t pull it off probably because gus never told her sissy is supposed to enjoy being a hitch hiker with a beautiful body and giant thumbs uma plays it more like she s in a tv movie about a girl dying of leukemia br br this movie is sour and dull and i accuse you gus van sant ,0
white man progress industrialization bad first nations nature animals good simple formula actually in past days the same kind of propaganda was used to defend the status quo now it is used to attack it however that being said i think the movie does succeed in overcoming hackneyed politicization because it plays to the themes of freedom and original nature in a way that appeals to everyone you may not be onside with the movie s rubbishy revisionism of how the west was won er lost but anyone can feel a sense of longing for the days when horses could run free on the western plains the movie also conveniently sidesteps the fact that there were no horses in america before the evil white man brought them there anyway i liked it the quality of the animation especially the opening shot is incredible ,1
given the acting roles he played in the s casper gutman signior ferrari mr peters jerome k arbutny ex superintendent grodman count fosco titus semple it surprises many of his fans to learn that originally sidney greenstreet made a name for himself in comedies in the west end and broadway he was usually such a total villain or serious actor to the public that his comic talents were ignored in fact he actually did make four comedy appearances one a spoof of his villainous portrayals with his villainy partner peter lorre in a cameo appearance his best total film appearance in a comedy was probably that of magazine publisher alexander yardley in christmas in connecticut although his autocratic half mad soap tycoon in the hucksters is a close second despite some problems with the screenplay it is a good film and usually revived in the christmas season br br elizabeth lane barbara stanwyck writes a column in american housekeeping magazine for yardley where she gives household tips and cooking recipes she is the version of martha steward except that ms steward is a cook and house owner and can vouch for trying out and testing what she advocates stanwyck can t her cooking recipes are those of her friend felix s z sakall a gourmet chef and restaurateur the house she describes as her home a model farmhouse in connecticut belongs to her unofficial boyfriend architect john sloan reginald gardiner gardiner really would not mind marrying stanwyck but she is not fully ready to consider a final commitment to him br br as the film begins an american is shipwrecked by the nazis this is jefferson jones dennis morgan a sailor he spends two weeks in a raft before being rescued sensing publicity value greenstreet decides to grant morgan s wish to have a genuine old fashioned christmas in connecticut he basically tells stanwyck that she will entertain morgan and himself at her farm for the holidays stanwyck is unable to explain that the columns image of herself complete with her ability to flip flap jacks and raise a baby she supposedly had with her husband is a lie if she does she will be fired as will her immediate boss dudley beecham robert shayne in a moment of depression she accepts gardiner s proposal of marriage and then gardiner finds his connecticut home is dragooned into becoming the actual home of stanwyck and himself and their baby br br of course aside from putting off greenstreet s meddling curiosity stanwyck and morgan find that they are falling in love much to the annoyance of gardiner he does actually expect that stanwyck will still marry him complication following complication occurs as lies piles on lies and as neighbor s babies succeeds neighbor s babies before greenstreet begins to wonder if he is missing something but it is a comedy so everything works out well even greenstreet at the conclusion is amused by the entire madness his celebrated hearty chortle mirroring that of santa clause for a change this is not a classic comedy certainly not a great one but amusing enough for the season to be worth watching in december ,1
this movie is the biggest steaming pile of you know what being from and growing up in wichita kansas i know for a fact of the movie was bogus aside from the names of some of the victims nothing else much was correct the movie looks like it was made with dad s handy cam it had footage that i believe came from another film along with stock footage from a slaughter house i usually enjoy watching bad films for the fun of it but due to the bad acting poorly prepared or non existent sets and a very dull and short ending it was a struggle to watch it through to the ending i recommend that you not waste your money on this film or you will be sorry crunch,0
i sat through this movie expecting a thought provoking fact based film but instead was given some of the least thought out arguments against the christian faith imaginable for instance in an effort to prove that christianity is inherently violent the narrator constantly quotes the bible without giving context and thus altering the meaning of the text jesus is quoted as commanding the execution of those who disobey him when in fact the quote is from a parable jesus told involving a king who is then quoted thus the narrator makes it appear as if jesus says one thing when he is actually telling a story where one of his characters says it this is dishonesty in a very obvious form is this really what atheism has to offer the world this film also attempts to use the success of the passion of the christ over jesus christ superstar and the last temptation of the christ as evidence that christians are bloodthirsty he makes no mention of the fact that the passion was the most historically accurate bible film to date he makes no mention of the fact that it was actually the best liked by critics of the bunch he then edits in a series of violent images from the passion as if to hammer home his point ironically he makes no mention of the texas chainsaw massacre which came out a few months later and plays violence for entertainment versus dramatic effect br br one thing that really bothered me was his mockery of people who actually knew more about the subject matter than he did all the christians he interviewed were average schmoes in the parking lot of billy graham s new york crusade atheists he interviewed for the film were notable authors and scholars he asked the christians how the christian movement started and of course they said it started with the holy spirit coming to the disciples at pentecost which is correct acts he then gives the commentary isn t it funny how so few christians seem to know the origins of their own faith and proceeds to explain that the apostle paul started christianity after being stopped on the road to damascus the poor chap seems convinced that acts happens before acts more deception or is this simply ignorance he also throws around nonsense that paul didn t believe jesus was a real person are you kidding me corinthians describes jesus death and resurrection being witnessed by people whom paul names in the passage for the corinthians to question if they are in doubt br br there are many many other examples of how full of crap this documentary is but because i don t have time or patience to go into them all i ll skip straight to the end it s obvious throughout the whole movie that the narrator has an emotional vendetta against his upbringing in the church and the climax interview is his childhood principle in a last ditch attempt to disprove the christian faith the narrator tries to make a fool out of someone who gave him a detention as a child is this what passes as an intellectual documentary for the atheist community surely there are intelligent atheist filmmakers out there who can make a documentary that isn t a load of made up crap passed off as facts ,0
well what s wrong with the title separate lies accused elsewhere of not being exciting it s cunning subtle and a bit poetic of course there s a phil collins song and a james belushi film called separate lives which are alluded to here br br but the real point is the ethical dilemmas of telling lies at different levels that the film probes ok it s not an in your face hilarious title but then it s not an in your face hilarious film please give british films like this a chance they do try to make people think about important things as here how far do you go to protect your life even if it is a bit rotten against unexpected disaster maybe you tell lies maybe you ignore your loved ones lies that can wear a lot of people out br br american movies on this theme are abundant but they usually go much further by involving the use of firearms which are not a part of everyday life here in europe br br maybe we re not so exciting over here but we don t expect slogan like film titles for films that are not aimed at a massive public ,1
this must be one of the funniest danish movies ever made ulrich thomsen and thomas bo larsen are hilarious as they drive across sweden i don t know how ulrich thomsen does it but somehow he can manage to play insane in a very sane way but if you don t understand danish i am not referring to your pastry here don t waste your time on this – i don t think it would work with subtitles ,1
lazy writing bad acting and wooden direction lead us to a canadian made tv movie called hush not to be confused with about eight other movies using the same name tori spelling and her doctor hubby move from sanfran to his small hometown where they run into his old gal pal who decides she still loves him she gets pregnant with tori s baby don t ask and starts knocking off anyone who might get in her way as she plans to reunite with her old flame the actors playing the old gal pal and the doctor are not worth mentioning as they act flatter than flat tori isn t much better but at least she is something to focus on as the plot meanders here and there before arriving at a very lame and all too familiar conclusion watch instead the hand that rocks the cradle ,0
raggedy ann and raggedy andy the movie is about dolls that come to life when the humans aren t around in this adventure they must rescue a kidnapped french doll named babette from the captain of pirates on their way they journey though deep dark woods taffy pit and even looney land will the aide of their new friend the camel with wrinkled knees help them or just slow them down with his hallucinations of his friends leaving him how will they escape the kookoo king and his henchmen what will their owner marcella say when she sees her th birthday present doll gone along with her other toys delightful surprises await the two adventurers br br all scores are out of a possible story very cute dolls that come to life when the master isn t around not just that because they go out into many many different places but they are in an imaginary world so anything can happen meeting new characters going to different places finding new friends its great the characters all work so well in this too and who doesn t love pirates acting every character suits their voice so well specifically the marlon brando taffy pit enemy the greed the french doll has a very uptight french accent the evil hitler esquire king kookoo whos got hair that resembles simpson s sideshow bob plays his role very well and the sorrow old black man voice for camel works perfectly why is it that old dubbed animation was soo much better than new ones music nothing short of perfection here the songs have been in my head for years and re watching it nearly years later i can still remember each and every one of them and will now be able to know exactly where these tunes come from joe raposo of sesame street fame did an excellent job with the songs for this and everyone sings real well br br editing heh this is where it ll get confusing i mean how far did the raggedy s walk anyway a lot of events just seem to occur one after another and there s no telling who the other dolls and toys were as you never see them in the real world of the movie but it does follow some sort of path and you know they ll eventually get to where they need to go its just pretty hard to follow at times br br uniqueness between this and unico i d have to say there s parts in both movies i will never forget no matter how hard i try to mainly the scary parts i ve probably mentioned already how older movies were much creepier than animation of today but this takes the cake in the scary factor outside of the south park movie and some disney films there s almost no animated musicals or good ones of that coming out so its very unique br br worth its classic worth the hunt to get a good copy thats for sure but the vhs copies are probably all stretched out by now the dvd version is sold on ebay all the time and it ll definitely be something you ll watch more than once if anything get it for the nostalgia purposes br br overall score not an average its a wonderful timeless musical made in the late s and can still be enjoyed today its characters are all unique and the songs are great so great you might find yourself humming them time and time again give your favorite stuffed animal a hug today reviewer s insight including bias this isn t like the raggedy ann tv series made a decade later this was way more darker and real world the effects in this seem like a lot of other acid trip cartoons from the s in particular yellow submarine still its given me memories i ll never forget and might still influence things today it wasn t easy to find but it ll remain a treasure to keep in my collection of dvds and videos forever ,1
docteur petiot starring michel serrault is a brutal story about a brutal man a doctor who heals the sick in occupied france even if their ability to compensate is not there yet he preys on the weakest amidst the populace the imagery and cinematography are superb and lend an additional macabre feeling to this complex story he is the perfect psychopath seductive and altruistic intelligent and caring calculating and murderous a movie certain not to be forgotten soon by the viewer kudos to mr serrault for his chilling portrayal ,1
having seen triumph of the will i can only say this movie is ghastly even measured against the historically low standards of the time naturally it s all totally fabricated and prejudicial this is what one would expect of s german propaganda unfortunately the quality of the presentation itself is hackneyed and cheap it s also so blatantly ridiculous that even contemporary germans must ve left the theater holding their noses in a genre renowned for its base appeal lack of originality and unapologetic wrong headedness this film doesn t even qualify as bad it would have to improve significantly to attain that status ,0
hard to believe that director barbet schroeder once did the majestic and very funny maitresse and now only seems to do by the numbers hollywood thrillers br br this is very lightweight john grisham material crossed with the plot of a tv movie bullock is cass mayweather a feisty and independent crime investigator specialising in serial killers ben chaplin is her reserved police partner sam kennedy and together they make an uncomfortable duo not good when two unbalanced college maladriots gosling and pitt decide to send them on a wild goose chase by planting very clever and misleading forensic evidence at a crime scene br br fair enough but while bullock and chaplin fail to create any sparks we also have to endure a several dull overly melodramatic flashbacks illustrating an important event in cass s history then of course there are the frequent shots of a cliff side log cabin where there s absolutely no doubt the ott ending will be set oooh the atmosphere br br watch any episode of csi instead it s to the point and far more exciting ,0
the cover on the dvd and disc is freaking awesome you would think they made a movie about sweet tooth from twisted metal black which is still a really great idea but this movie s actors are worst then ben s performance in pearl harbor porno s have better quality and better actors i was gonna buy the dvd but luckily i rented it first the plot and script are also horrible nothing seems to go to together so the movie really never makes sense the poor attempts to frighten you using flashback scenes are worse then ones used in s sitcom shows and in the end it ll leave you wanting to bang your head against the wall of your house ,0
i think several others have already commented on this film but i liked it so well i wanted to just say how good a film this is i gave it a rating of out of it did not get a because it is very slow starting i almost quit on it but am glad i didn t hang in there it is well worth the wait br br this is primarily a film about relationships deceit trust and betrayal br br michelle pfeiffer jessica lange and jason robards all do bang up jobs in this movie br br set in midwest farm country jason robards character is a farmer whose grandfather first settled there jason s character is getting older and he decides to set up a trust dividing the thousand acres of farmland among his three adult daughters that s when the plot of this film really beginning cooking br br sisters turn against each other due to misunderstandings rather than greed over the land they also make some discoveries about each other s childhoods and their present day marriages including an adulterous affair while the father becomes increasingly abusive demanding and paranoid until the terrible truth about everyone finally comes boiling out br br this film really reached me emotionally i got angry right along with some of the characters and sad with them i could feel their pain due to the excellent performances that were given br br the ending was a bit of a surprise to me but in keeping with the growth of the characters br br ,1
we as a family were so delighted with the last of the blonde bombshells we purchased a copy for our home video library br br the acting is a and the cast contains many favorite actors and singers the theme is unusual and the script well written the music songs are timeless and takes us back to our young days when we sang the songs at the top of our voices to outline the story here would spoil the plot as it is really nice to sit back and enjoy the story as it unfolds br br full marks to this most enjoyable and uplifting production and we heartily recommend it to anyone who is looking for a belly laugh and lots of music ,1
gold raiders br br a dull western comedy feature with the three stooges including shemp howard at this point who i ve always enjoyed as the third stooge doing their usual schtick and directed by the normally dependable edward bernds who also did some of their funniest classic shorts so one has to wonder just what went wrong this time the most probable answer is that what worked pretty good as a minute two reeler comes up as too much for a minute feature film unlike so many of their classic short subjects gold raiders is not worth revisiting br br of ,0
i was forced to read this sappy love story between a german year old pow and a year old jew that has political correctness written all over it its kind of like the movie spirit in which a horse wants to be free but those evil americans wont let it because they need it well i have good news the americans are evil in the german soldier and his summer book why horses where given to us by god and if the americans needed a horse the can darn well use it in the same sense the german had been trying to kill americans but this book movie makes it seem ok the casting is absolutely awful the girl is hispanic the mother is white the dad it probubly from mostly white descent and the little sister is shirley templish the acting is pretty bad too the serious parts become comedy concluson bad movie bad book but both have different endings don t read or see either one ,0
this is one of those movies that should have been way better than it turned out to be i dread to think what the blockbuster approved edit must have looked like because the director s cut on dvd was a bore of the epic proportions naturally you don t expect it to be the godfather but an acting class or two might have come in handy br br also there were so many cute guys in this movie but they were woefully under exploited i like watching a bevy of hotties writhe around in their bvds as much as the next guy but even i have a right to expect a little more it wasn t a total loss though at least we got a peek a drew fuller s covered junk and truly upsetting haircut and there s huntley ritter looking even cuter than he did in bring it on and acting about as well there s always a silver lining kids you just have to look really hard for it and occasionally you have to make use of your pause button ,0
worst dcom i have seen ever well maybe not as bad as smart house this was just bad the acting and story was fine but the effects sucked br br they were so fake the only good fight scene was between the brother and shen that was probably the only scene in which i was excited br br overall i found this movie very boring and the film kind of ended suddenly br br i will give it a four for brenda song who is a very funny actress and that one fight scene br br ,0
ok i saw this in the theaters when it came out and i don t know why i haven t seen it since but i ended up on this page because i found myself thinking about this film again i don t know why but the fact that i remember it speaks volumes br br comedy is hard much harder than any drama doing it right makes it seem easy but doing it wrong is there anything worse than a bad comedy steve martin pay attention you are falling in this category again for some reason br br elvira mistress of the dark must have done it right for me to remember this movie fondly done at a quick pace with tongue in cheek and knowing it isn t the philedelphia story it entertains from start to finish brain donors is another that fits right in this category sans most of the gratuitous boob jokes br br one point of contention the ending it seems the writers director had no idea how to finish a comedy the ending tries to be a love story somewhat undermining the quirky fast paced dialogue up to that point then there is the tassle scene whereas this has to be seen male opinion it is so over the top and out of place it s like a shock one more rewrite for the ending was needed br br this is not comedy genius like spinal tap or the producers or the holy grail but if you don t try to dissect it and just let the puns and sappy fun come to you you ll laugh i guarantee it ,1
it was fabulous the photography editing cinematography music combined to transport us to the dangerous side of a tourist destination it was the enjoyment of slumming without going through the danger we were there the dream sequences and flashback sequence ending were fresh it spoke to me keep up the good work another of that genre is city of god also don t laugh the comedy desperately seeking susan nice ensemble types with great performances by all sorry i think training day fits that genre as well with fantastic performances by an ensemble cast i had to switch the channel on some of the gritty sequences but all in all a great film ,1
i don t watch a lot of tv except for the office weeds entourage and e s soup i think i hold this show in good company br br i love the scathing review of pop culture that this show gives soup also helps me stay on top of what people in the office are referring to when talking about a sanjaya or heidi montag sp br br the best part is that soup shows clips of the highlights of these shows which are usually the funniest or most controversial moments c mon most people get hooked into watching american idol because of the freak show that are the auditions which is why most people claim to watch and that means i don t have to suffer through the other of these mind numbing talk shows or reality shows for one nugget of funny or shock the only reason why soup doesn t get a in my opinion are sometime the sketches are not that funny and on an even rarer occasion the commentary isn t always up to par but they can t all be home runs either if so soup wouldn t be on e br br joel s quick wit and soup s writing team which includes mchale make for a great show i happen to enjoy the laughing and comments from the crew who are off camera even when they re being blatantly obvious by giving occasional courtesy laughs it s hilarious because it is forced they re obviously being ironic and that s part of what makes this show funny ,1
that movie was awesome i can t get over it s songs i think i m a little too old for musicals but that movie deserves some credit here guys my especial favorite was jack wild me being a british actor lover you can t restrain me from all those nice looking fresh faced young men i never knew that when jack was doing that movie he was sixteen he looks like an eleven year old he s short that s what helps try posting up your replies fellow posters so i can relate to your experiences oh and about oliver reed that guy bill sikes i think that drone look is really familiar any idea where he s starred in before if so post it up i d really like to know ,1
well i had to be generous and give this a this was mainly due to the gratuitous holes cut in that lady s shirt where her breasts are i found that mildly amusing other than that this movie does nothing more than provide a few good laughs with a friend funny if you re willing to throw mystery science theatre comments at it with someone but it ain t no better than a and a pretty much sucks ,0
it s been years since gordon gekko used wall street to let us know that greed is good now michael douglas takes the gg persona and morphs it into a secret service agent pete garrison guess what it works this is a solid political thriller that kept me guessing the detail work in showing the security precautions taken by the ss on behalf of the president and first lady was likewise intriguing all the leads were pretty good but try as i might i could not accept eva longoria as a secret service agent whereas jodie foster just made you suspend belief and really think she was fbi agent starling in silence of the lambs you do not get the same feeling with longoria nevertheless this is a fun film escapist entertainment with the beltway as the backdrop ,1
i m stunned that the reviewers imdb gave this tv film as a high a rating as they did it s an innocuous sweet uncomplicated cliché of a film that had two big names from the past in it both of whom did a decent job but this film reeks of the low budget work we can see any day of week on the lesser cable channels i like a good romance as well as anyone but as my wife and i were watching this and before we saw the rating we said there are people who are going to rate this film too highly simply because there s nothing in it to challenge their brains their faith their comfort level or their cultural preferences it s possible to make a good film like that and away from her is an example but this was amateur hour there are some quite good films rated much lower than this one truly another in a long line of woefully inadequate holiday films watch the family stone it s miles ahead of this schlock ,0
this movie has beautiful scenery unfortunately it has no plot in order to have a plot there must be a conflict this movie had none it spent two hours painting a beautiful scene and failed to ever place any activity in it the picture tries to be artistic but fails to pay attentions to the fundamentals of story telling br br if you love montana scenery and fly fishing you will find some value in this film just don t expect a story there isn t one ,0
st movie comment ever i ll start with saying come on wasn t that bad was it no it was t that bad actually i laughed and giggled enough times through the movie so i cannot say with hand on my heart that it was rubbish br br it s completely different this and epic movie epic movie sucked bad doh how so people would ask i ll tell you how this movie is not as nearly as pointless not to mention that the stupid and i say stupid because it is but being stupid makes it funny stuff that happens around and with the characters is actually enjoyable in this movie not the best around but hey what would you expect look at the poster some people said it was stupid i find that when writing a comment one should be more objective my own opinion but yeah of course it was stupid it s a movie about stupid look i m not telling you to go and watch the movie now or else you missed the event of the century what i am telling is that if you happen to see the movie somewhere please don t carve your eyes on the opening credits see what it s all about who knows you might like it a bit br br i give it for not being so bad and making me laugh and some unexpectedly good sex related jokes ,0
this is definitely one of jet s best efforts few actors are able to play the stoic as jet li can the action is rapid fire and special effects boosted for intensity purposes as a result it may take americans a little off guard a little suspension of disbelief goes a long way in a jet li film i feel that it is an excellent introduction to jet s work and look forward to further masterpieces especially fist of legend making it into the us market a nice mixture of gunplay and physical conflict will satisfy most action flick enthusiasts ,1
a brilliant portrait of a traitor victor mclaglen in oscar winning performance who is hounded by his own conscience mclaglen plays an ira rouge who betrays his leader to collect a reward during ireland s sinn fein rebellion the scenes showing fights and mob actions are very realistic focusing on the desperation within individuals the lack of hope for a better future seems to be a fate worse than death br br director john ford superbly creates an murky and tense atmosphere enhanced by the foggy and grimy depiction of the irish landscape max steiner s dramatic music score adds to the cinematic delight oscar winner also for best screenplay nominated for best picture this is one of hollywood s classic ,1
this a great disney flick it is the story of an aging high school baseball coach dennis quaid who was once on his way to the big leagues as a pitcher but suffered a career ending injury but through series of events jimmy morris quaid gets a try out with a major league team and even makes the roster this is a great family film it is inspirational but doesn t pour it on too thick it s fun and entertaining adults will enjoy this movie as well as kids it is based upon a true story though i m sure the filmmakers took some liberties in telling the story quaid is sensational as the title character very convincing if you re looking for a film the whole family can enjoy look no further ,1
if you liked lock stock and two smoking barrels the chances are you ll like this too although i guess a few of the british in jokes like calling two london characters dixon and winterburn after arsenal soccer players may be lost on some this is still cracking entertainment which veritably pumps with vitality br br carlyle miller and tyler are all excellent bringing depth to their characters and the interplay between the two protagonists is always well judged in fact scott s direction is very assured considering that this is his first feature film and proves that he has his father s talent for putting us at ease in unfamiliar surroundings br br hell i ve convinced myself i m gonna see it again ,1
the first in the series was brilliant easily one of the best horror films of all time this is the crappiest when i sat down to watch this i was actually thinking that how bad the fourth and fifth ones were this would have to be good after the previous terrible ones boy was i wrong incredibly wrong br br when i watched the first ten minutes of it i was actually really tempted to turn it off but i thought no maybe it ll improve it didn t br br not only is this just a dire film by itself it didn t need another sequel because the last two fourth and fifth had already been terrible enough also how many times can you bring freddy back the acting in it was terrible the story line was predictable and crap and it also had flaws in it as well the way they made springwood was just totally wrong pays no respect to the first one at all to add to this the whole thing seemed really over the top br br some people are saying that this film was funny this film is not funny at all since when is freddy krueger supposed to be funny i would call it funnily crap this film is supposed to be a horror film not a comedy if freddy had a daughter wouldn t that information have surfaced like in the first one the ending was also just plain stupid and cheesy exactly like the rest of it this one completely destroys the essence and uniqueness of the first one just shows itself up br br such a shame that wes craven created something so good in the beginning yet it has to be dragged down because of this trash that belongs in the bin they shouldn t have even bothered making this film nor any of the other sequels except the third one the third one s the only decent one out of all the sequels br br if this was a dvd by itself and not part of the nightmare on elm street dvd set that i got i would have chucked it out when i got it br br summary a pathetic and poor attempt at a sequel br br a complete mockery of the first film br br so please don t waste your time on this worthless junk ,0
i live in missouri so the direct effects of terrorism are largely unknown to me this brought it home that two men would put themselves on the line in the way that those members of fdny and nypd did just to document the horror that unfolded on that day this film is a testament to those who lost their lives and the true evil that terror brings ,1
brides are dying at the altar and their corpses are vanishing no one knows why or who but an investigative reporter luana walters notes that each bride was wearing a strange orchid and she goes to interview its creator dr lorenz bela lugosi now dr lorenz is a mad scientist with some strange habits including sleeping in coffins and injecting his elderly wife elizabeth russell with the fluid of young brides to keep her young br br the corpse vanishes has an interesting premise and a short enough run time that it shouldn t be able to get boring unfortunately while it starts off quite well it does start to drag before the halfway point and gets rather boring with its clichés and predictable plot br br there are some good things about it bela lugosi is charming and evil and performs brilliantly elizabeth russell is also a beautiful suave aloof and very creepy countess and i m always a fan of angelo rossitto luana walters is also convincing as the reporter here br br it maintains a bit of a gothic atmosphere and the sets are decent br br but overall it just didn t manage to hold my interest through the whole picture and for that i have to rate it poorly ,0
i really enjoyed watching hell to pay i ve been a fan of westerns for as long as i can remember and this one reminded me of a lot of the westerns from the s even though i was too young to have seen them in their first run the one thing that bothered me about the movie was the constant music it was distracting at times one thing i did notice and i wonder how many other fans of gunsmoke noticed was the name of buck taylor s character it was a play on doc adams name from gunsmoke instead of gaylan adams buck taylor used adam galen i wonder if that was his choice or chris mcintyre s anyway i would recommend this movie to fans of westerns don t expect anything too deep just plain old entertainment ,1
as an adventure mini series this is about as good as it gets i viewed it when it was originally shown on hbo sigrid is totally believable in her role as philadelphia and the whole production was first rate see all minutes of it if you can i highly recommend this mini series amazing that i can t rate it officially but for you readers users i will let you know it s a solid ,1
truly terrible pretentious endless film director bellocchio seems to be infatuated with the pretty face and figure of his actress detmers and who can blame him but maybe just maybe he should have focused his attention a little more on making a good engaging film i hate it when a sex film poses as an art film just to become more respectable the frequent occasionally hot sex scenes are the only reason for this movie s existence whether or not they are worth sitting through the rest of the picture is strictly a matter of taste ,0
first the cgi in this movie was horrible i watched it during a marathon of bad movies on the scifi channel at the end when the owner of the park gets killed it s probably one of the worst examples of cgi i have even seen even night of the living dead had better animation br br that said the movie had almost no plot why were they on that island in particular well it wasn t stated in the movie and why would the people keep coming into the cat s area makes no sense br br one thing that stood out in this movie was moderately good acting in what could be called a b made for tv movie movie the acting was very good parry shen stood out in particular br br if you have absolutely nothing to do on a saturday watch this movie it may be good for some memorable quotes ,0
this is a quirky movie that the brits do so well low budget cameo type roles well executed the story is a little weak a recently widowed judi dench decides to round up the blonde bombshells a all well almost all girl band who performed during the war in london the obligatory son daughter who thinks she s gone potty i did like the way the movie lets young people see that they don t have a monopoly on feelings love and even lust that the old wrinklies can have a good laugh too judi dench was superb as always a pity we didn t get to see more of the other blonde bombeshells the end was a little rushed i thought i kept thinking as i watched that david jason would have made an even better patrick than ian holm although he was quite adequate as the transvestite drummer all in all a cheery movie well worth a night in with the girls ,1
now i understand that this took two months to shoot really i m pretty certain my crew could do it in less than a week this movie sucked so bad i couldn t even pay close attention just more proof that boob bearing women can t always save you from horrible writing acting and direction now i understand it was a no budget endeavor but there is also no continuity and no real reason to not to turn it off and watch infomercials or foreign news in a language you don t understand oh there are a few decent looking females showing the goods still there aren t enough sexy women alive to warrant watching this travesty perpetrated on the film industry one of the longest minutes of my life i trooped it out though with the help of my old friend jim beam do yourself a favor and get your gun ready cuz you may want to use it after this hack job lastly the individual moron who left a comment before mine thought this was a great movie and loved it just more proof that siblings shouldn t pro create ow burn captain j,0
cameron diaz is a woman who is married to a judge played by harvey keitel whose life is fine until an ex shows up and things get a little complicated while i was watching this movie there were several times i asked myself why i was doing so because the movie is so ridiculous and blah and poorly scripted without any believability nor does the audience really car what happens even the lovely cameron can t save this one on a scale of one to ten ,0
as a late going patron of the drive in thearers s s there are many movies that i have seen forgotten this is one i could never forget despite its low budget exploitation style of movie making the story was very well done the isolated therapy asylum where patients act out their fantasies in order to help cure their phsycosis the accidental murder of the head doctor just as the new nurse arrives on the scene the supposed assistant doctor taking over the various crazy paitents the revelation that the assistant doctor is actually a patient herself and finally the rescue of the young nurse by the simple minded sam who killed everyone else in the house so she could escape unharmed made for a great story which held the film together i emphasised the word story because that s what makes a good or great film no matter how much blood gore nudity sexual matter or outrageous behaviour you put in a film if the story is not good then the film is not good the film credits show clips of all the actors including the old hag with the final line telling you to get out never come back which is a great ending to this film if it is out on video dvd see it enjoy it ,1
by god it s been a long time since i saw this probably about years ago br br the movie tells us kids all about human blood and the circulatory system very professionally put together disney style animation plus human actors it was directed by frank capra for pete s sake br br kind of an overkill i wonder if the very high production value is worth what amounts to a film strip s worth of information on the human body but boy will those kids watching it learn even now i can clearly remember dr baxter being challenged by hemo himself to name what common material most resembles human blood to which the doctor immediately answers sea water ,1
the credits come from the sandy frank stitching job that was made to turn this movie into cave dwellers for re release now that that s cleared up oh excruciating eye gouging pain blade master leaps shamelessly on the sword sorcery bandwagon started by the conan flicks except the bandwagon never left the garage anyway as such this italian flick is a dud trying to rip off a box office dud with predictable results however this would give too little credit to the director and writers who make no effort whatsoever to maintain a coherent plot continuity any semblance of era accurate continuity miles o keefe is no leading man now or forever tarzan the ape man proved that if ator didn t just an unlikeable picture and a chore to watch ,0
i am a huge eric roberts fan i collect his movies and so far has get to but i´m honest to say that sometimes he really makes awful movies but hey that´s why i like him he is entertaining br br but this one has to take the price i can´t stop wonder why somehow they managed to get eric and also corbin bernsen to the picture br br while bernsen is plain awful i really don´t like him roberts manage to be the best thing in the movie and that doesn´t mean much he practically do it on routine basis br br the female lead brasselle looks like a plastic doll and acts like one to and tim abell and his crew looks like action man plastic dolls and acts like those to br br the plot is really embarrasing i haven´t seen any of the carnosaur movies so i can´t recall on the footage that has been added from there but it explains some things but still there are holes huge as craters in the plot br br spoilers alert br br the first attacks are located outside the laboratory in the woods nearby but at the end they blow the whole laboratory in pieces and just relax that everything is over but they forgot about the ones outside br br when the helicopter pilot is eaten alive i wonder how she couldn´t notice a t rex climbing into the chopper br br the guys in orange overalls is my favourite what are they doing out for a jogging round or what br br of course there are a b movie standard sex scene with silicon titties involved too this time it´s lorissa mccomas that greets us i don´t have any problem with that she looks awful but to look at a guy squeezing tits and being on the verge of climax for minutes is just tooo long br br shame on you all including eric roberts now i look forward to watch con games i wonder ,0
my comment is for the russian version of space race named bitva za kosmos battle for space shown on russia s first channel on april bad translation could have ruined some details but i doubt it s the case the number of factual errors is such that it s impossible to list them especially in the first episode the development of first missiles even the u s half of the film contains multiple errors and omissions the audience is not told of any v a launches from the u s three different jupiter c rockets are launched with the same serial number ue onboard apollo is to be launched to the moon etc in the russian half each and every person is ludicrous korolev is scared of nkvd glushko is saboteur and traitor mishin is alcoholic etc men as functions no motivation no life at all uniform and decorations are awful gagarin sings a frivolous song awaiting launch i think this was added specially for russian version ,0
i was at first disgusted with director sun woo jang because i had felt that he cheated me jang had the potential to create a strong deeply emotional film about sex and its effects on people but instead chose to focus his strength on the pornography element more than the actual human element i couldn t see the characters at first and his sloppy introduction which blended both realism and cinema together was amateurish at best yet this film remained in my mind for days after i viewed it what stayed with me wasn t the story it wasn t the characters nor was it the apparent pornographic nature of the film but the transition that jang demonstrated between y and j if you watch this film carefully you will see that both begin in an exploration phase of their relationship eager to jump into the unknown but not quite certain the next step as they continue to meet exploring new avenues of pleasure they continually jump between the aggressor and the aggressed jang initially explores the idea that j is the one that in control of the situation then hauntingly the reversal happens when j becomes obsessed with y it is a very small change and due to the graphic content of this film it can easily be missed but it is there it becomes apparently clear near the end when j cannot live with y as their meetings become less frequent and j attempts to become a part of normal society this was a huge and very exciting element to this film to see right before your eyes but alas it was the only element of this film worth viewing br br i will ignore those that speak of this film as nothing more than pornographic because there are human elements at the core of this film as underdeveloped as they are they are there it is a film about a facet of our lives that is very rarely explored in cinema or talked about in the papers what happens behind closed doors is never known or so we should believe while the act itself does becomes repetitive after a bit director jang tries to change it up a bit with some constantly changing scenery our characters are continually moving from hotel room to hotel room to best quench their thirst for each other s flesh this is fun at first but again jang s repetitive streak seems to make it feel boring than exciting this leads me to the biggest issue that i had with this film jang had a great story with gojitmal but where he failed outside of the obvious choice to focus directly on the pornographic side was that he took scenes repeated them time and again without changing in front of us to allow us to get to know the characters where was jang going with this movie did he want the sex to tell the stories or did he believe the characters would he failed in this sense because by the end of the film we know so little about y and j that we could care less how they resolve themselves the ending seems almost random at best as jang attempts to create a final resolution for our two absolute unknowns of this film i have to give jang some credit for trying but not much he attempted to create some sub stories that would create the personal element that we were lacking but they just couldn t congeal well together y s brother and j s wife were those plot points but again due to him focusing so strongly on the sexual element these stronger sub stories became un rememberable and down right dull maybe it was just how i viewed this film but outside of the sexual scenes nothing else worked together we knew nothing about j and y and that is why gojitmal failed br br finally i would like to say that this film could have benefited from having a strong score or a daftly remote music genre element to it to bring us the viewers closer to the emotions being felt by j and y from what i can remember and i am trying to push this film far from my mind i don t remember any musical undertones gojitmal may have been a stronger film if jang either stylized it with music or done something to allude towards our character s beings while i understand that he wanted the sex to speak for itself there was just a technical element missing from this film that may have quenched a stronger desire for more technically this was a poor film obviously an independent film in nature it felt more like director jang was trying to make symbolic references out of nothing instead of your typical independent of this nature i didn t see as much of a social message or human element like mentioned above i just felt like he threw this film together over the course of two weeks and understood that the sex would sell it enough this was no larry clark production this was sub par and definitely needed some further technical clicks to develop it stronger than the final release br br overall i think i could have liked this film and there were smaller elements that i did enjoy but i felt this film was rushed repetitive and played too much towards the taboos instead of breaking them the obvious pitfalls of this film can be seen by the last scene of this film when we are privy to how the title of this film was conceived our characters were uneventful our story was underdeveloped and we could have used something memorable to make what was happening between y and j into something more symbolic than sex to me jang was trying too much to capture art house meets pornographic and it failed miserably this was not a film worth the time and effort that it took to make br br grade out of ,0
this is a film that had a lot to live down to on the year of its release legendary film critic barry norman considered it the worst film of the year and i d heard nothing but bad things about it especially a plot that was criticised for being too complicated br br to be honest the plot is something of a red herring and the film suffers even more when the word plot is used because as far as i can see there is no plot as such there s something involving russian gangsters a character called pete thompson who s trying to get his wife sarah pregnant and an irish bloke called sean how they all fit into something called a plot i m not sure it s difficult to explain the plots of guy ritchie films but if you watch any of his films i m sure we can all agree that they all posses one no matter how complicated they may seem on first viewing likewise a james bond film though the plots are stretched out with action scenes you will have a serious problem believing rancid aluminium has any type of central plot that can be cogently explained br br taking a look at the cast list will ring enough warning bells as to what sort of film you ll be watching sadie frost has appeared in some of the worst british films made in the last years and she s doing nothing to become inconsistent steven berkoff gives acting a bad name and he plays a character called kant which sums up the wit of this movie while one of the supporting characters is played by a tv presenter presumably because no serious actress would be seen dead in this br br the only good thing i can say about this movie is that it s utterly forgettable i saw it a few days ago and immediately after watching i was going to write a very long a critical review warning people what they are letting themselves in for by watching but by now i ve mainly forgotten why but this doesn t alter the fact that i remember disliking this piece of crap immensely,0
using buster keaton in the twilight of his career was an interesting choice he may have been the most talented comedian of the silent age this gives him a chance to display those talents in a little time travel story he get hooked up with a guy living in modern times and it becomes obvious that we are best left in our own times keaton is able to do his sight gags very well i ve heard his voice before i believe he did some of those beach party films playing some vacuous characters just to earn a few bucks serling seemed to have respect for him and portrayed him that way it s not a bad story it shows how one reacts when we wish for something we don t have and get that wish ,1
this is an excellent heartbreaking movie it is by far the best i ve seen that depicts the current reality in latin america kidnappings corruption ruthless and greedy police officials and heartless mayhem towards innocent victims denzel washinton gives the most moving performance in his career in my opinion dakota fanning is an amazing young actress the relationship between washington and fanning is wonderfully written and portrayed i believed every minute the cast is brilliant christopher walken mickey rourke are great as always walken lights up the screen for me like no other actor i would have loved to see more of both of them the authentic locations are remarkable the camera work is interesting and different there are many famous latin actors in the cast making it all the more interesting for people familiar with latin american cinema i highly recommend this movie ,1
honestly i don t know why this show lasted as long as it did ah well humor is subjective eh but yeah this show is incredibly unfunny if you ask me tim allen is annoying jill is annoying the boys are annoying al is annoying the neighbor is annoying it s just more annoying then funny the plots are all the same tim makes jill mad and has to make things right again and the latter seasons less said about them the better who the hell things cancer would be good for a damn sitcom yeah great idea jerks so yeah home improvement isn t a very good sitcom i d recommend you go watch news radio or seinfeld if i had to give this show a rating i d give it a seeing as it never made me laugh once ever so yeah it s still better then the nanny though ,0
a reporter craig milford who works for the james keller public telecommunication center has an interview with a german professor of a floridian university who made an unknown creature based upon some substance of meteor s but then a man named anderson who is trying to control the whole planet with the creature and his man kill the professor and his assistants and plunder the creature so craig and his new female psychic partner joanna fitzgerald who can communicate not only with human being but also with alien friend s of the creature begin to find the creature and try to send it to an alien spaceship this film has some great casts and staffs for instance it has the actor david warbeck of the beyond the actress laura trotter of nightmare city the special visual effects creator sergio stivaletti of dario argento s masterpieces and the director and also the story writer alberto de martino of the man with icy eyes and the killer is on the phone and these talented people make an incredibly bad film named nothing but this miami golem which is essentially a confusedly combined film of close encounters of the third kind with e t the extra terrestrial and this not only confused but also crammed film has something worth genetic engineering with psychical research consequently the film has at least one scientific and or technical flaw genetic engineering and psychical research are never compatible strangely enough regarding this strangely childish combination of genetic engineering and psychical research the leading character craig himself says there must be a better explanation to the short haired psychic joanna but after all the whole story of the film doesn t and can t present any kind of better explanation in addition this film has something more laughable its problematic music what the composer who is credited as robert marry provides is nothing but the strangely insistent beverly hills cop tasted music i don t want to say this italianised theme of beverly hills cop per se is particularly bad music but i have to say it seems to be manifestly clear the music does not have the fitness for this film per se at all indeed just who can think beverly hills cop has the compatibility with genetic engineering and or psychical research ,0
the title alone along with the poster is enough to give away the projected man as an obvious rip off of the fly and bryant haliday while much better than the typical imdb review would have you think is nobody s idea of an acceptable stand in for vincent price although come to think of it who would be unless micheal gough was available still if you are in the mood to watch a british hammer style movie with a science fiction theme about a teleportation experiment gone horribly wrong well you still might want to give the projected man a pass and rummage around in the remaindered bin at your local wal mart for another teleporter accident movie because this one just isn t all that good br br haliday caught a lot of good natured ribbing from the mstk crew for his part in this movie and in devil doll but he is actually the best thing in tpm maybe he can t carry the movie but he gets practically no help here from the screenplay the script bogs down any forward momentum the plot may have in a mire of nonsense about funding and university politics and a guy named lembach and some sinister cabal who want the teleportation machine to fail so they can steal its secrets or something so all the dramatic sequences in the first half of movie involve either phone calls or unconvincing special effects with transparent espresso machines and teleporting rats then when poor haliday gets mutilated by his machine he has to spend the last part of the film wearing a diaper over half his face and rubber cement over the rest while he electrocutes various londoners who chance across his path tom cruise and eric roberts using bullhorns couldn t have made this screenplay work br br meanwhile all the other actors diligently try to inject life and interest into their roles for this turgid little project but the screenplay just swallows their efforts whole the corrupt project administrator frets and fumes and hisses into the phone to his blackmailers all the while failing to notice that he looks like a werewolf outfitted in a tweed suit and a tattersall vest haliday s research assistant and ex girlfriend have the least convincing romance in the history of british horror cinema his secretary is forced to parade around in her smalls none of it really works or gels into a real movie and it all just kind of stops dead leaving the viewer going eh excuse me wasn t there supposed to be an ending here br br still for all its problems i can easily name a dozen horror movies from the same period that were as bad or worse and so could anyone else who follows movies or who has ever browsed the imdb bottom i wouldn t actually pay money to own projected man but if it were included in some compilation along with a dozen other movies in a dvd collection i d probably feel ok about having it it s a harmless diversion perfect for a horror movie film festival to watched with friends while consuming many beers and snacks on a saturday evening ,0
 br br ok the film wasn t going to win any awards and it is pure bubblegum and it is a modern update on it s a wonderful life but it s just come out as a cheap release on dvd and there are a lot worse ways of blowing you get a film that has a surprisingly strong cast but for most they were still a year or two from becoming b list celebs however it s an enjoyable way of passing an hour and half just don t think too much in it ,1
with part reconstruction and part direct shooting the directors made a formidably limpid documentary on a coup d état against president chavez in venezuela organized by a foreign secret service and fully supported by the wealthy venezuelan minority the political opposition the church a cynical laughing cardinal and the us government it was another chapter in the history of us foreign policy which steven kinzer calls overthrow or sowing democracy american style in fact this foreign backed intervention was not only a coup d état against president chavez but also against the democratic majority which elected him br br that this is a brilliant documentary is mightily confirmed by the violent reactions for and against it on internet as saint augustine said men love truth when it bathes them in its light they hate it when it proves them wrong br br this movie is a must see for all those who want to understand the world we live in ,1
critics are falling over themselves within the weinstein s sphere of influence to praise this ugly misguided and repellent adaptation of the lyrical novel on which it s based minghella s ham fisted direction of the egregiously gory and shrill overly episodic odyssey is one of the many missteps of this civil war love story are they kidding after ms kidman and mr law meet cute with zero screen chemistry in a small north carolina town and steal a kiss before its off to war for jude and his photo souvenir of the girl he left behind it s a two hour test to the kidneys as to whether he will survive a myriad of near death experiences to reunite with his soulmate who cares philip s hoffman s amateurish scene chewing in a disgusting and unfunny role pales to renee zelweger s appearance as a corn fed dynamo who bursts miraculously upon the scene of kidman s lonely farm to save the day rarely has a performance screamed of look at me i m acting smugness her sheer deafening nerve wakes up the longuers for a couple of minutes until the bluster wears painfully thin released by miramax strategically for oscar and golden globe what a farce consideration the weinsteins apparently own along with dick clark the critical community and won globe nominations for their overblown failure the resultant crime is that awards have become meaningless and small less powerful pr driven films become obscure cold mountain is a concept film and an empty bitter waste of time cold indeed ,0
when a stiff turns up with pneumonic plague a variant of bubonic plague u s public health service official dr clinton reed richard widmark immediately quarantines everyone whom he knows was near the body unfortunately the stiff got that way by being murdered and there s a good chance that the murderer will start spreading the plague leading to an epidemic enter police captain tom warren paul douglas who is enlisted to track down the murderer as soon as possible and avert a possible national disaster br br while panic in the streets is a quality film it suffers from being slightly unfocused and a bit too sprawling my reason for bringing the score down to an eight it wanders the genres from noirish gangster to medical disaster police procedural thriller and even romance br br this is not director elia kazan s best work but saying that is a bit disingenuous kazan is the helmer responsible such masterpieces as a streetcar named desire on the waterfront and east of eden after all this film predates those but kazan has said that he was already untethered by the studio taking that freedom too far may partially account for the sprawl the film is set in new orleans a city where kazan used to wander around night and day so i knew it well he wanted to exploit the environment it s so terrific and colorful i wanted boats steam engines warehouses jazz joints all of new orleans br br kazan handles each genre of panic in the streets well but they could be connected better the film would have benefited by staying with just one or two of its moods the sprawl in terms of setting would have still worked part of the dilemma may have been caused by the fact that panic in the streets was an attempt to merge two stories by writers edna and edward anhalt quarantine and some like em cold br br the gangster material which ends up in firmly in thriller territory with an extended chase scene near the end of the film is probably the highlight not surprisingly kazan has said that he believes the villains are more colorful i never had much affection for the good guys anyway i don t like puritans a close second is the only material that approaches the panic of the title the discovery of the plague and the attempts to track down the exposed inoculate them and contain the disease while there is plenty of suspense during these two moods much of the film is also a fairly straightforward drama with pacing more typical of that genre br br the dialogue throughout is excellent the stylistic difference to many modern films could hardly be more pronounced it is intelligent delivered quickly and well enunciated by each character conflict isn t created by dumb decisions but smart moves events and characters actions are more like a chess game when unusual stances are taken such as reed withholding the plague from the newspapers he gives relatively lengthy justifications for his decisions which other characters argue over br br in light of this it s interesting that kazan believed that propriety religion ethics and the middle class are all murdering us that idea works its way into the film through the alterations to the norm or allowances away from it made by the protagonists for example head gangster blackie jack palance in his first film role is offered a get out of jail free card if he ll cooperate with combating the plague br br the technical aspects of the film are fine if nothing exceptional but the real reasons to watch are the performances the intriguing scenario and the well written dialogue ,1
i really enjoyed this movie it took a pretty dark story that of shakespeare s macbeth and wrapped it in a quirky often funny and poignant modern yarn br br kudos to the way the filmmaker brought the very different worlds of modern nyc and macbeth s scotland together under one roof the opposing worlds act to br br really bring out the intrigue and comedy of the play and you have to love harold perrineau as the chorus a part which doesn t exist in the play but really helps to jazz things up the ending stands out among little indies i ve seen for it s closure and originality ,1
when setting out this film director mary harron seemingly had the goal of clearly documenting the progress of bettie page s career from early modelling days to leaving modelling to go back home after the senate hearings on juvenile delinquency and her religious rediscovery in the s and so intent is she to get all of these facts on screen in the time allowed she seems to have missed out on taking any time to explain anything in depth br br when you think of someone who had page s career you d think that there would be plenty to discuss her reasons decisions life event personal traumas but harron avoids any kind of personal exploration of the character in the first fifteen minutes or so of the film there are brief hints of child abuse domestic violence and a gang rape but these are all rushed past and then never referred to again you get the impression that harron and guinevere turner co writer wanted to gloss over anything that wasn t glamorous and flattering you go into this film expecting to gain an insight into who the person behind the posters was but all you are given is a list of things that she did and recreations of some of her most famous photo shoots br br all in all the film really frustrates you as you watch desperately waiting for some extra layer to reveal itself how did she balance her religion with her job what made this young tennessee girl move from modelling into bondage photography the film simply shows her going to another modelling agency and putting on whatever she s told but surely it would have involved some shock and deliberation this was after all the s br br it seems to me that harron is trying to make a point about how tame all this is by today s standards page never took any photos of explicit sexual actions and how the reaction some gave this kind of thing was really overzealous and although this is true she never actually makes it seem sordid in the eyes of others today we look at a young girl posing topless and think nothing off it but we should have got some sort of feeling about how shocking it would have been to a contemporary audience this woman was a central part of a senate hearing on juvenile delinquency but no one is ever really shown as shocked br br basically i left this film just thinking how tame it was harron and turner have managed to avoid anything that might be unpleasant to a viewer they come across as two lifelong fans of miss page and are desperate to make sure that nothing absolutely nothing could possibly put a bad light on their heroine and have therefore avoided any in depth probing into who she really was before and after her career there are reports of her violent nature and mental problems and all that s left is the string of events that made up her career without any substance whatsoever behind it ,0
the brain that wouldn t die is one awful piece of film that stinks from the opening credits it s got all the classic signs of being bad unbelieveable plotline terrible acting low grade sets and lighting the plotline goes like this when a doctor and his fiancee get caught in an accident she gets decapitated and he picks up her head and takes her to his lab where he sets up her head in a pan with some special liquid that keeps it alive i ll bet virgnina leath who played the head in a pan had to spend a lot of uncomfortable time wearing that pan around her neck and squatting under a table anyway the doctor then tries to find her a new body and hires two strippers so she can chose one to have her new body bad all the way through so bad it was torn to pieces on mystery science theater ,0
 some spoilers dull as dishwater slasher flick that has this deranged homeless man harry darwyn swalve out murdering real estate agent all over the city of l a because of the high prices that they charge for their proprieties looking like an extra from a clint eastwood spaghetti western harry who s been living in abandoned houses eating dog food get s very upset where his quite lifestyle as a squatter is interrupted this happens when a number of real estate agents invaded his space in an attempt to sell the houses that he s staying at to their potential clients br br joseph bottome stars in this bottom of the barrel horror movie as radio talk show host dr david kelly the handsome and popular host psychologist of the kdrx survival line dr kelly is being sued by the family of one of his callers tracy who ended up blowing her brains out while on the air with the doc who couldn t do anything to help her survive her ordeal of taking to him br br the real estate killer gets to talk with dr kelly on the air about his adventures and the police try to get the doc to get his phone number and address by keeping him on the line but he refuses to in order not to hurt his rating by having potential callers not call in in fear of being monitored by the ladp br br kelly also is having a hot and heavy affair with a real estate manager and agent the busty lisa grant adrienne barbeau who s office of sellers are harry s main victims in he movie harry also gets to murder lisa s main competition in the housing business the chubby and outrageous barney resnick barry hope who threatened to put lisa out of business by any means possible even if he has to kill her br br getting berney alone and with his pants down harry slices his head off while he s being entertained by one of his clients a hooker whom he leaves dead and hanging together with the headless barney the movie ends with the deranged harry taking lisa hostage and having dr kelly try to come to her rescue only to have det shapiro robert miano looking like e hasn t slept in a week pop out of nowhere and blow harry s brains out harry quickly come back to life minus the gay matter between his ears and gets himself killed for the second time in the movie by being thrown from a balcony and landing on the ground as a dozen members of the lapd m cocked and ready come on the scene br br nothing in the movie opean house worked with the tension laughable to almost non existent even the hot sex scenes between dr kelly and lisa didn t save the movie since there were far too few only two of them and and sexy adrienne barbeau was a bit too underexposed with not enough light and too much clothes on in all of them br br harry the killer in the movie was also a bit to comical to be taken seriously in trying to make a point to dr kelly on the phone and in person about the high rents and real estate prices in the country and how people like himself find it almost impossible to find a decent place to live in you can sympathize with harry s concern about the high cost of living but be very critical of him in how he crazily went on in correcting it ,0
i really enjoyed this thriller i wanted to see it again as soon as it was over the cast was excellent the plot was suspenseful and entertaining and it was just an overall enjoyable movie i would rate this as one of the best thrillers i ve ever seen the girls in it were really cute also especially denise richards she was very ornery throughout the movie and gave her character some oomph ,1
very nice movie i was browsing the channels on my tv and i usually ignore the channels that air drama movies but then i saw this channel that airs old school movies and it is where i saw this movie at first when i saw the title the cure i thought it s gonna be boring but then i got hooked when i saw brad renfro was in this movie because of one of my favorite movie of all time is the client where brad also stars then the scenes was getting better and better the story is so beautiful and very touching i cried hard in this movie which i don t usually do great casting and there are so many beautiful lines quotes in this movie which is very striking and made me cry hard now i bought my own copy on dvd and i always recommend it to everyone ,1
nelson is a medical professor who wants his four students to put him to death and then bring him back to life so that he can prove that there is an afterlife so they do and soon enough all of the medical students want to know if there is life after death the afterlife isn t about pearly gates and lights at the end of the tunnel but something more sinister br br past ghosts come back to haunt them and surely this movie will haunt anyone it has some pretty scary moments that could translate into real life and it makes people wonder somewhat about what happens when you die it s a good movie to see when it s raining and you re feeling down it s also a little weird br br see it with a haunted past ,1
in in a world ruled by the economical interests of the great corporations and not by the people will or politicians kam bobbie phillips is a human hybrid and ibi international bureau of investigation agent she is denominated a sub from sub human and her genetic composition is human and animal she has a combination of genes of cougar that gives her strength and flexibility falcon that giver her a increased capacity of seeing and hearing and chameleon that gives her the power of camouflage in the first film she was a very seductive and amoral woman using sex to achieve information i do not have watched the second yet but in this third one the story is full of action a group of scientists has been developing a new and dangerous form of power generation for fifteen years the research has not been concluded yet when one of them betrayal the other and steals the research the problem is that due to its molecular instability a black hole will be created and will suck the whole planet kam saves dr tess adkins teal redmann the survival of the team of scientist and tries to retrieve the dangerous invent from the hands of the bad guys there is a very strong sub in this gang that causes many difficulties for kam this action and sci fi television movie is better than the first one recalling the terminator in some parts of the plot bobbie phillips is a very beautiful actress and her outfit is very cool i am becoming a fan of this good entertainment fans of sci fi movies will not be disappointed now i am trying to buy chameleon my vote is seven ,1
this is far worse than those awful laurel and hardy cartoons of the s they were terrible but at least they were simple ripoffs of a then stan and ollie resurgence new audiences had rediscovered the pair s comedic genius and the cartoons were mind numbing garbage geared to cash in on children s interest it was to be expected but how does one even attempt to rationalize this work of i can t even think of a word i m sure the makers hoped it would somehow inspire another laurel and hardy revival but you can t inspire interest in the past with a shallow and unfunny caricature of what made the original so appealing the impressionists i hesitate to call them actors do a vegas act and that s where it belongs the plot is even flimsier than those used in the old days trying to stretch out two reel ideas for a feature if this film was someone s first exposure to the real laurel and hardy i m sure that viewer would dismiss the original duo s reputation as senility gone amok the only movie i hate worse than this is i spit on your grave and you know these filmmmakers basically did the same thing to stan and ollie ,0
almost every review of this movie i d seen was pretty bad it s not pretty bad it s actually pretty good though not great the judy garland character could have gotten annoying but she didn t allow it to somewhere along the line i ve become a fan of brooding overbearing overacting van heflin at least in the early s judy s singing is great but the film missed a great chance by not showing more of their relationship i gave it a ,1
this film started out very promising with the story about a director who loses his sight and a blind woman who is bound to help him however somewhere in the middle it seemed like the script writers didn t know where to go from there br br one unbelievable event followed the next russia must be very small because they are all bumping into each other all the time the motivation of the female lead character comprehensible why does she still follow him after they got off the ship why doesn t she try to borrow a mobile phone on the ship to call somebody the side stories were completely ridiculous was the story with the mother and the boyfriend supposed to be funny and what was the story with the younger sister about still with all this seeming arbitrariness of the plot the movie managed to be completely predictable br br the saddest thing about it is that there was a lot of potential as i said the idea of the film was good the visuals and the score were very beautiful and the actors of the main characters were good too so this could have been a really good film but it wasn t ,0
seriously the fact that this show is so popular just boggles the mind this show isn t funny it isn t clever it isn t original it s just a steaming pile of bull crap let me start with the characters the characters are all one dimensional morons with loud exaggerated voices that just sound like fingernails on a blackboard the voice acting could ve been better then there s the animation my god it hurts my eyes just looking at it everything is too flat too pointy too bright and too candy coated then there s the humor or lack thereof it s completely idiotic they just take these b grade jokes that aren t even that funny in the first place and then repeat them to death they also throw in some pointless potty humor which sickens me and finally last and least the music it s just plain annoying it sounds like it was composed on a child s computer and generates no emotion whatsoever i wish there was a score lower than i really do this show seriously needs to be canceled it s a show i try to avoid like the plague whenever i hear the theme song i immediately turn the tv off if you ve never watched this show then don t watch quality programming like the simpsons or futurama ,0
comic secret agents have made a comeback in recent years with mike myers austin powers and rowan atkinson s johnny english and more recently steve carell in the big screen version of the hit s show get smart br br back in it was david jason who was wearing a shoulder holster and carrying an attaché case full of documents marked classified br br the top secret life of edgar briggs was his first starring role in a sitcom after years of being a supporting actor in such shows as six dates with barker the doctor series and hark at barker br br humphrey barclay had found him working in a pier theatre in bournemouth and was sufficiently impressed to include him alongside michael palin terry jones and eric idle in the children s comedy show do not adjust your set br br t t s l o e b cast jason as edgar briggs a well meaning but incompetent agent for the secret intelligence service whereas john steed wore a bowler hat briggs had a trilby whereas napoleon solo carried a radio pen briggs owned a pipe objects fell to bits in his hands he read confidential documents in bed while his wife barbara angell perused woman s own on one occasion it would be the other way round when he tracked a pair of russian agents to a heliport he accidentally switched on the airport s tannoy system and broadcast his plans to capture them when he hid on a train so as to photograph a meeting between an s i s man and his enemy contact it moved off with him aboard and took him straight to brighton when he tried to organise the defection of a female russian scientist he took a short cut to elude his pursuers only to wind up hopelessly lost in a car park yet like inspector clouseau he always seemed to come out on top at the end much to the dismay of his colleagues br br as previously mentioned he was married his wife jennifer was understanding about the sort of work he did though they had a row once which resulted in her yelling at him from the window of their high rise flat secret service this secret service that you never stop thinking about the secret service he shouted back think of the neighbours they re not supposed to know i m in the secret service br br briggs was part of a team of agents whose number included coronation street villain mark eden he was the psychotic alan bradley as spencer michael stainton as buxton and doctor at sea s elisabeth counsell as the lovely cathy strong they answered to the commander played by the late noel coleman the commander was kidnapped in one episode leaving briggs temporarily in charge of the s i s which naturally horrified everyone br br this hilarious show was by richard laing and bernard mckenna who had written for the doctor series rather than spoof bond it was more of a send up of the serious spy shows such as callan though it had a bond style theme tune furtive meetings in underground car parks code breaking stolen missile plans that kind of thing jason brought a lot of energy to the role doing a lot of his own stunts such as briggs falling off a ladder whilst decorating his flat and tumbling down a hill in a wastepaper bin and were reminiscent of those to be found in the pink panther films br br briggs had all the ingredients to be a smash hit unfortunately it was not networked in the london area it was put out on sundays at p m where it was trounced in the ratings by the b b c s soapy drama the brothers it was then moved to fridays at p m because i t v wanted to showcase its latest american import the t v version of planet of the apes briggs never found an audience a similar fate befell jason s next major show s lucky feller it was not until and a sharp intake of breath that he found his first successful solo vehicle br br you can see the title sequence along with two brief excerpts in german for this series on youtube unfortunately that is all you can see jason will not permit his early starring shows either to be repeated or released on d v d a great shame for the moment however edgar briggs life will have to remain top secret br br coda i have seen a number of episodes recently and i m pleased to say it stands up incredibly well ,1
if you fast forward through the horrible singing you will find a classic fairy tale underneath christopher walken is very humorous and surprisingly good in the role his trademark style of acting works well for the sly puss in boots the other actors are well for their parts i did not find any of the acting terribly fake or awkward the king in particular appears a real dunce though and i wonder if he is supposed to be i can not remember the original tale the special effects are typical of the eighties but at least they are not overly fake like some of the computer generated fare that we see today overall i recommend this movie for children and adults who are a child at heart ,1
this movie looked fun on the cover and i honestly thought how bad can this be little did i know out of the gate the dialogue was unbearable it was contrived unrealistic and not even interesting dialogue on upn syndicated television shows is more natural sounding the story was implausible and had nearly zero play off at the end the end with the snake is almost confusing and seemed staged the only remotely interesting character is rose mcgowen s who is mute which prevents her from being ruined with cliche ridden garbage dialogue well at least until the end when even she has to speak the only thing that even gives this a over a or is rose mcgowen s nude scene truly awful save yourself the trouble and rent something more interesting like a barney video ,0
it s not often i give two stars to a horror movie because horror is my favorite genre a movie can be bad in that it isn t a masterpiece but can be enjoyable on the basis of unintentional humour bizarre characters etc a case in point are a great number of horror sci fiction movies from the s to s era they are enjoyable for genre buffs and guilty pleasure seekers because their badness is entertaining however this movie has none of the humour or effective gory scenes of the piranha original br br i suppose in it was the heyday of political correctness so gore on tv was at a minimum now in the mid s with the c s i shows tv s an absolute blood fest good for us horror fans br br william katt and alexandra paul are no bradford dillman and heather menzies the original stars it s not katt s and paul s faults but the writers and director who created this tepid turkey how the main characters interact is the main flaw of this movie i won t say how because that is part of the plot br br this tv movie probably had a bigger budget than the original but flopped as good horror as can be seen from the user votes here stick with the original if you re in the mood for a killer fish movie ,0
as incredible as it may seem gojoe is an anime and hong kong inspired samurai action flick with a pacifistic message this ankle of the film is effectively portrayed through the protagonist a great acting job done by daisuke ryu a killer turned to boddhist monk benkei benkei has sworn never to kill again but he still takes up the sword to fight what he thinks is a demon invasion br br gojoe is a film difficult to rate it s visual imagery is stunningly crafted and beautiful but it uses too much trickery circling camera and high speed drives expressionistic shots leeched colors digital effects etc so the end result is somewhat tiring that said the beginning and the ending of the film are nevertheless both elegant and powerful if only the director sogo ishii would have been wise enough not to overuse his bag of tricks br br other problem with gojoe is the amount of violence for a film with such an anti violent message gojoe wastes way too much energy and screen time to depict the endless battle scenes also the way the violence is shown is always on the edge of being self indulgent in fact a blood shower against the night sky seems to be one of the films signature images luckily ishii is wise enough to show the ugly tragic side of violence as well still it seems that ishii is not sure whether he s making a traditional action film or a deeply moral allegory the audience can t be sure of this either until the very end of the film the powerful albeit cynical ending is what saves gojoe it clearly emphasizes that this film is something more than a mere gore fest ,1
this documentary follows the lives of big and little edie beale a mother and daughter who lived as recluses in their family mansion in east hampton ny from the mid s through the late s by the time the filmmakers find them the mansion is falling apart and the women one and the other share a squalid room the older edie beale is the aunt of jackie kennedy onassis and the younger is her first cousin the women were originally going to be evicted from the house due to its decrepit condition but jackie sent them money for repairs so they could keep living there br br at times this movie can seem exploitative as neither woman seems in the best of mental health but at other times the movie is hard to look away from little edie blames her mother for her current state and her mother fires back that edie was never going to be the success she thought she was little edie often seems trapped in the past focused on choices she made decades ago and loves showing off pictures from her youth where she clearly was a beautiful debutante her mother seems more resigned to her fate to live out the rest of her life in terrible conditions there are definite hints of the glamorous life both women once lead from the pictures that show a happy family to the grand portrait of the older edie next to her bed from what we see of the house most of the rooms in it are empty the walls are cracking and falling apart and little edie leaves food in the attic for the racoons to feast on and of course there are numerous cats running around br br at its heart this documentary is incredibly sad while neither woman seems particularly depressed by their lot in life the squalor they live in is utterly awful it s not particularly clear if there is even running water in the house and you get the impression that they have essentially been abandoned by their family br br however as a documentary the film is a wonder to behold and is highly recommended ,1
jean luc godard s marxist polemic is as close to unwatchable a film as you re likely to see from an internationally respected filmmaker bits of political theater mind numbingly boring and interminable are interspersed with the making of sympathy for the devil featuring the rolling stones in the studio br br the process of the song s development from mick jagger playing a demo on acoustic guitar to the backing vocals being recorded towards the end is fascinating and it s worth renting this film just to see the bits with the stones almost half the movie is devoted to this so thanks to the miracle of chapter stops you can skip all the bizarre political skits and just watch the stones put a song together br br when i had this on laserdisc i valiantly attempted to watch it all but i don t see how anyone could get through it i finally gave up and just chapter skipped my way to the stones segments ,0
buford s beach bunnies gives b grade t a films a bad name as a fan of the genre i was appalled to find little attempt being made to exploit the young actresses talents i refer specifically to the distinct lack of nudity and simulated sex scenes what are the next generation of sad teenage boys watching this on late night tv supposed to think ,0
i remember watching this movie when i was young but could not recall the title to it then going through horror movies i find it and think to myself that is the title this movie is a kind of combination disaster film insect attack film with fewer notable stars in it it is also somewhat boring too as it has that television vibe to it where you can see the movie fade out for commercials and such the plot has this sort of resort being invaded by ants i think they were a bit disturbed by construction or something going on nearby but do not quote me on that the most memorable ant attack for me in the whole flick was the first one involving the kid who falls into the swimming pool after being swarmed and of course summers attack scene too what else stands out in this one is the very goofy ending where the survivors use cardboard tubes to breath through in the end though like most television movies this movie is very tame and not very scary in the least unless you panic at the sight of ants ,0
an absurdly hilarious and strikingly human tale of the jealousies and infidelities surrounding a beetle marriage russian animation pioneer wladyslaw starewicz s mest kinematograficheskogo operatora the cameraman s revenge or the revenge of a kinematograph cameraman is a delight of early animation brimming with highly effective stop motion puppetry and no shortage of imagination br br mr and mrs beetle have a completely uneventful marriage and both yearn for more excitement in their lives mr beetle s desires can only be satisfied by the beautiful exotic dancer at the gay dragonfly night club whom he visits whenever he takes a business trip to the city she is the only one who understands him a fellow admirer of this dancer an aggressive grasshopper is jealous that mr beetle has stolen his lady and as fate would have it he is also a movie cameraman the devious grasshopper follows mr beetle and his acquaintance to a hotel room where he films their exploits through the keyhole br br meanwhile mrs beetle has likewise acquired a friend to add excitement to her life he is an artist and he brings her a painting for a present before they both settle down on the couch for some intimacy at that moment however mr beetle returns home and witnesses the entire spectacle as mr beetle bashes through the front door the artist friend clambers up the chimney but he doesn t escape without mr beetle first venting his anger and frustration upon him br br there is a certain irony in the statement that follows mr beetle is generous he forgives his wife and takes her to a movie he is generous enough to forgive her and yet he had been equally unfaithful just minutes earlier at this point in time however we still haven t forgotten the jealous movie cameraman who had been plotting his revenge and it is no surprise when he turns out to be the projectionist for the film mr and mrs beetle are attending suddenly intercut into the film they are enjoying is the footage of mr beetle s disloyalty and the angry wife hits him across the head with an umbrella before the frightened and angry husband dives through the theatre screen in search of the grasshopper br br in the final scene both mr and mrs beetle now somewhat more appreciative of each other are serving time in prison for the fire that broke out when mr beetle sought his final revenge we do indeed hope that the home life of the beetles will be less exciting in the future this film may appear to be a mere story of the comings and goings of a miniscule insect species but starewicz is communicating so much more than that this isn t a story about beetles – it is a story about us and it s startlingly accurate isn t it ,1
i can t get this flick off my brain it s definitely totally different than anything that s out there i ve seen a ton of movies over the holidays and while some are okay nothing really rocked my world the way blindspot did there is just something way cool about the actors and the way that they put the film together it s like there is really scary stuff mixed with with some pretty f ing hilarious black humour franco is great but the older rough dude steals the show in a few scenes like when he punches the kid out in the dirt grave i guess some politically correctos won t appreciate the vibe don t bring your grandma but it is totally awesome the thing that s best is the kaliedescope style there is some really serious stuff mixed with super interesting footage of the road the movie really makes you sad and scared in parts but it also spins your head with what is happening and the way it is filmed wtf is up with the world sooo many critics are raving about all these supposedly revolutionary ground breaking films and when you see them they re boring and predictable and not all that i don t get it because there are a lot of other better choices blind spot is really kinda great because it gives you thrills and chills and major upcoming star power but does it in a way that is completely fresh and definitely totally rad ,1
this film seems well made and more efforts should be made to promote films by women that aside this film is also profoundly disturbing in that it justifies the manipulative and psychotic machinations of a character that is profoundly disturbed if you ve seen any of the promotional material you might think this is a poignant film about a relationship that s reached its end but none of that suggests how really disturbing the central premise is br br a woman threatens suicide unless her soon to be ex agrees to relive here most treasured memories of their relationship when told how unfair to say the least that such a threat is tessa the purported protagonist suggests that life s not fair br br huh this character also uses tears to manipulate her former lover into staying and coaxes him into sexually oriented behavior which she initially denies as a motive all the while assuring him this isn t sex br br reverse the genders have the leads played by tracey gold and brian austin green and this could air in feature length on lifetime with a title like hostage to obsession there is no medically accepted definition of sound mental and emotional stability that would encompass tessa s behavior in this film br br props to kristen thomson for playing a border line psychotic manipulative ex to a t perhaps too well because there is no well adjusted person male or female who could watch this and not have shivers run up their spine ,0
there are only two movies i would give a to this stinker and the man who fell to earth i remember seeing protocol at a theater in the early s when i was in high school the script is insulting to anyone including a high school student s intelligence it completely lost me with the hillarious gag of someone getting shot in the butt goldie hawn is supposed to be charming but comes across as vapid and moronic then there are offensive stereotypes about arabs followed by goldie winning over everyone by spouting populist dribble the acting was terrible including goldie hawn s i could not stand to see another movie she was in until imo she redeemed herself in everyone says i love you this is the kind of movie you make if you want to put no effort into screenplay writing the worst ,0
i rarely shut a movie off after the first minutes but that is what i did with this one what turned me off was it was so obvious that the only purpose of this movie was to expose as much skin of as many b actresses as possible and nothing else really matters br br don t get me wrong i like pretty actresses and sex scenes and sexploitation movies have their own scale of merits but this director does nothing else right br br for example take the scene where the two cops of course one guy one gal and of course there is all this supposedly witty banter between them are talking over while standing over the first dead body the camera pans between them for each line there s more than one screen width between them and you end up wondering whether you re seasick from that or the clueless dialog br br well it might have gotten better after the first minutes but i wouldn t know i declined the sucker bet and found something better to do ,0
 volcano is a b movie at best and at worst is more of a disaster that what it s supposed to be depicting to be fair you have to be prepared in any movie to suspend disbelief for one major concept volcano asks you to suspend disbelief in science human interaction and common sense br br tommy lee jones gets to be the studly yet s sensitive head honcho of the office of emergency management and he s fine when he s not stuck with the stupid dialogue the script provides however anne heche gives a howlingly bad performance as a smart ass geologist who becomes roark s love interest while the city is burning down natch gaby hoffman goes from field of dreams and american president to a turn as a whimpering needy and victim for life daughter of jones don cheadle gets to sit in a really coooool office and take jones s phone calls doing the job that in reality roark would and should be doing br br anyway the movie really starts going downhill when heche s geology partner gets sucked into a lava vent while they re breaking into the subway lines it picks up speed when jones starts suggesting that they use buses to dam the flow of the lava flowing down the street heche s geologist who loves to lecture everyone about the science of geology being apparently oblivious to the fact that lava is hot and it melts metal and rock and a dead bus is unlikely to have much effect it really starts to suck when the film introduces rodney king like racial tension between two bad actors dressed as cops and an angry black man who can t understand why the fire department is busy with this large river of flowing lava but hey in the end the three of them will be working together to build a k rail dam to stop the lava from eating up his neighborhood even though the dam is built in the wrong direction and the material used wouldn t stop lava anyway besides k rails are hardly watertight but i guess lava wouldn t think to poke its head through the gaps not when tommy lee jones is glaring at it don t even get me started on the stranded subway car subplot where a tunnelful of hot lava is coming down but oddly enough it s not too hot to attempt a rescue it s not too smoky to see and there aren t any poisonous gases so everyone can breathe this must be la lava or lava lite you know it eats cars but is eco friendly br br there are moments of sheer camp here that almost make you wonder if this was meant to be a comedy for instance the two security guards packing up hieronymus bosch paintings have a completely meaningless and farcical conversation about weight and at the end no sooner does the little boy roark jones rescued note that everyone looks the same while covered in ash than a rainstorm breaks out and cleans everyone up and then the sun comes out and heche says something along the lines of aw shucks roark br br volcano almost achieves battlefield earth status but except for heche no one approaches travolta like badness and the technical aspects are handled pretty well if you are from the la area as i am it s kind of funny to think of a lava flow wiping out wilshire boulevard i gave it a three for the effects and the little amount of tension you get from this ,0
how better to describe it than scuzzy criminals on tv and i don t mean in the show cops here they re actually being presented as protagonists br br i don t see any remedial value in this show unless you have a perverse penchant for human tragedies whitney houston is a tragic example of the fallen star a star which bobby brown helped pull from the sky bobby brown is nothing but a low life criminal why watch him why does whitney stand by him no matter how despicable he is this couple should be locked up and it s a loathsome shame they are making money and achieving a modicum of fame from watching the septic tank which is their lives and the human waste which is their character ,0
boring badly written italian exploitation flick lots of nudity gore and awful acting the werewolf makeup was the only thing that would raise a laugh complete rubbish even for fans of cheesy italian horror please avoid ,0
i will never forget the night i saw this movie we were on a submarine on patrol in the north atlantic and this was the scheduled movie of the evening we all gave up after the second reel they did not even try to show it at the mid night showing opting for a rerun instead this is all i really have to say but they have this stupid rule that my comment must contain ten lines i m not supposed to pad the comment with random words so i will just continue to ramble until i get my ten lines of bs i could not find george goble listed in the credits but i remember him in the movie the sining was terrible and the songs even worse ,0
shawn michaels vs edge kind of hard to believe shawn michaels is in the opening match but still a great match by both men edge whether you like or not is a great performer in the ring and shawn michaels is just ageless when it comes to his performance the undertaker vs heidenreich casket match ok after a good opening match now this what a crappy match undertaker has given some great matches at the royal rumble and s royal rumble against shawn michaels was the same type of match but this is way worse then that match br br kurt angle vs big show vs bradshaw triple threat wwe championship it s alright i feel all three men could of given a better performance this just really didn t show them at their best br br randy orton vs triple h world heavyweight championship triple h gets a clean win can you believe it sure he takes out the sledgehammer but doesn t use it randy orton did great when acting like he got a concussion but how he got the concussion is really ridiculous i really liked this match this was the best performance i ve seen from hhh in forever br br the royal rumble match this was highly entertaining and i usually don t score the royal rumble match this high the winner is again very predictable but just this had a lot of moments that were very entertaining to watch the segments with flair and guerrero are hilarious the best segments i ve seen in a while br br overall this is a great ppv and a must own for wrestling fans ,1
i had no problem with the film which i thought was pretty good it s the actual lapd crime scene video that disturbed me i wonder if lion s gate really thought that the general viewing audience would want to see people that were brutally beaten to death and blood all over the place sorry lion s gate this was an incredibly bad idea br br getting back to the film the cast was excellent especially val kilmer as the late john holmes john holmes was a sleaze mistreats the women in his life lisa kudrow as his wife kate bosworth as his girlfriend and he is hopelessly deep into drugs his connection to eddie nash eric bogosian creates a spiral that resulted in the infamous wonderland murders exactly how much was holmes involved in the murders we may never know the entire truth to the story nash is still alive and a free man but the film does a pretty good job nonetheless ,1
with a name like commandments you would expect a film to be representative of the account in the bible specifically exodus not so here this is standard procedure with any biblical hallmark made film remember noah that was utter fiction and one of the worst films ever made at least this film had some truth to the original story however menerith who was a major character in this movie half brother of moses is not in the original story other characters were absent not to mention important events were completely eliminated so what you may ask because this should be representative of the actual story otherwise some might and do believe that is the way it actually happened in today s age people get their religion from movies instead of church and reading the bible also it is a great error see revelation the script is already written why change it other than the account in exodus itself which should be the main focus you have the cecil b demille film to compare it to which is clearly a far better presentation br br the night it first aired my wife was anxious to see it i told her not to get her hopes up because it was a hallmark film she looked puzzled and said why hallmark makes good movies that might be so but they butcher the bible i m sorry to say that i was correct not just the story but the acting as well with today s technology you should be able to make a wonderful biblical movie i m still waiting ,0
i saw this movie with my rock climbing instructor and we found the entire thing so ridiculous as to be beyond pity for one if stallone is out free climbing by himself there s no need to carry any gear but i guess those dangling carabiners look sorta mountain climby so let s throw them in for those lobotomized folks who think that colorado looks anything like the dolomites in italy where the movie was filmed well the hollywood moguls have got a lot more ridiculous foul smelling stuff for you to swallow ,0
i ve seen this about or times and haven t regretted it homeward bound is not just a typical animal movie its unique fun and bursting with adventure the things that make it a fun movie are the animals obvious who are wonderfully trained a very good effort br br ,1
i just saw this movie at a sneak preview and all i can say is what did i just watch and i mean that in a good and bad way br br the plot is really simple stiller and black play friends neighbors stiller is the focused hardworker while black is a dreamer black invents this idea to create a spray that erases poo the idea becomes very popular and black becomes very rich the extravagant lifestyle that black gains and the fact that he still tries to be best friends with stiller causes stiller to become crazy with envy br br as i said the plot is simple everything else is plain odd the direction is odd with a weird rotating opening shot to out of nowhere sped up sequences the dialouge and the acting is very odd odd in a rambling sort of way and the sound track is the oddest thing in the movie from the weird envy song that keeps on reappearing to the scene where you think you re going to hear a classic s song but suddenly it s in japanese br br so the true question is this is odd funny that depends purely on the individual i was cracking up at the shear unwavering weirdness of the movie after the screening i heard people call it horribly unfunny and glad that it was free strangely i understood their point there are no jokes whatsoever so if you aren t hooked by the uniqueness of it all you will hate this movie absolutely hate it br br this movie is destined to lose a lot of money at the box office and become a dvd cult classic if you can laugh at a movie with no real jokes like cable guy or punch drunk love then i suggest you see it if you don t run away from this movie it ll only make you mad ,1
the attic starts off well the somewhat dreary story is helped greatly by the two main actors and there s a semblance of a character study going on here but the film goes downhill fast when carrie snodgress character buys a monkey not one of those cute little monkeys she buys a real big chimpanzee br br this sudden plot device basically kills the movie it s just not conceivable for a woman like the one snodgress plays who has a hard time doing anything because of her domineering father for her to out of the blue buy a chimpanzee i mean come on forget about it ,0
this movie is very funny amitabh bachan and govinda are absolutely hilarious acting is good comedy is great they are up to their usual thing it would be good to see a sequel to this br br watch it good time pass movie,1
this is not a good movie at all i cannot believe that after fifty years this movie gets the national award when there have been such gems from marathi cinema that have been so systematically ignored this is a very overrated movie that got very very lucky it was given the national award harvested the popular opinion and now is going to represent india before the international audience anyone with even a marginal understanding of good quality cinema will know very well that this will not even be nominated at the oscars br br i cannot understand where to start there are just so many things that are wrong and lacking in this movie that it amazing it even got considered for the national award that this movie is awarded as the best movie to come out this year goes to show the biased judgment of people who hold the reins of indian cinema and the diminutive understanding of the people who blindly appreciate this movie br br the topic chosen is great it is important that such movies be made – but only by people who are able to handle them sandeep sawant does not measure up to the task – not even close his direction is jumpy confused there is no clear thought process he tries but is not able to explore the depth of the characters especially the grandfather he is not able to show the initial horror anxiety and then hopeless detachment and yet the insurmountable courage of the grandfather he wastes our time in the hospital when we should have been shown the time pair spend together he is trying to cram in everything without any priorities he does not understand his subject properly and that really counts against him br br however the cast does not help sawant either worst job – amruta shubash she is a terrible actor and a terrible choice for this or any sensible acting job how did she get tee phulrani extremely lucky and or extremely influential and or extremely pitiful casting having said that she goes out of her way to do an even terrible job in this movie her act of the msw should have gone to the more responsible actor – sonali kulkarni amruta subhash did not understand it msw s work under constant emotional stress and yet it is important for them to project a calm strong exterior as this is reassuring to the patients amruta subhash s asawari seems even more scared and in need of support than the people she is working for br br second worst – arun nalawade i have never seen a more wooden face in marathi film industry it is abound and everywhere in today s hindi cinema though he is the producer and so he chose himself no second thought no consideration any good actor would have jumped to play this role even if he had to pay the producer s to do it but arun nalawade would not let anyone else do it over ambitious and obtuse he contributes to bring down the movie more than everyone else combined his acting lacks research and even the basic acting skills my choice for this role would be vikram gokhale br br the music is uninspired the movie is technically lacking it could well have been an ftii project job br br on the up side brilliant performance by ashwin chitale it is amazing that such a young boy could give such a respectable performance he put many of today s actors to shame unintentionally maybe but he brought his own innocence to his character and that made it a memorable performance also sandeep kulkarni really gave a very believable performance really put in all his efforts and it shows the script too is well written br br shoestring budget cannot be a valid argument to praise this movie lack of funds dogs all of the marathi movies cricket and hindi movies sponge all the money and the rest are left to fight for the scraps it is a sorry state of affairs but yet not reason enough to praise any immature movie that comes out doghi was brilliant movie and it too was made on a shoestring budget doghi also lacked technically but it was well researched and well made it was abound in details and supported by wonderful performances by everyone and that made it rich cinema why did it not receive the accolades it so very deserved – only proves my point of biased judgment br br lack of research and not of funds is what makes shwaas such a bad movie ,0
i think i was recommended this film by the lady in the shop i was hiring it from for once she was bang on what a superb film first of all i was convinced james mcavoy romola garai were irish so convincing were their accents and by half way through the film i was utterly convinced steven robertson was a disabled actor and pretty sure james mcavoy was also when i watched the special features on the dvd and saw both actors in their normal guise to say i was blown away would be an understatement i can remember all the acclaim dustin hoffmann got back in the s for his portrayal of autism in the film rain man quite frankly in my opinion of course steven robertson s performance portrayal blows dustin hoffmann s right out of the water and he deserves recognition as such all in all one of the greatest portrayals of human friendship love relationships ever and it was made in britain ireland with home grown actors stick that in yer pipe and smoke it hollywood ,1
this film isn t just about a school shooting in fact its never even seen but that just adds to the power this film has its about people and how they deal with tragedy i know it was shown to the students who survived the columbine shooting and it provided a sense of closure for a lot of them the acting is superb all three main actors busy phillips erika christensen and victor garber are excellent in their roles i highly recommend this film to anyone its one of those films that makes you talk about it after you see it it provokes discussion of not only school shootings but of human emotions and reactions to all forms of tragedy it is a tear jerker but it is well worth it and one i will watch time and time again,1
i was duped into watching this by the many friendly reviews here boy are they way off mark to give this to points and call it one of the best movies of the ies is just unjustifiable the big problem here is lack of pace and a paper thin plot it s like slapstick on prozac everything trundles along predictably and listlessly the plot is weak to begin with two garbage men peep on their foxy neighbour witness a murder and unravel a waste disposal conspiracy and the movie never manages to go much further there are some amusing situations and decent acting but that s not anywhere near enough to save this jalopy of a movie br br it s simply a comedy that doesn t get its fat ass off the ground so why waste your time ,0
back when i was working person i remember having a really obnoxious client to deal with who insisted on making everything on a personal basis i was telling him things that my agency could do and could not do and he firmly believed i was personally out to do him out of what was rightfully his i swear but i was thinking of this guy as i watched john malkovich and clint eastwood in their battle of wits br br in the line of fire casts clint eastwood as a veteran secret service agent who was on the job in dallas as a young man when john f kennedy was assassinated he s had his doubts ever since and been given to drink and his life at one time was a real shambles he s gotten back on the white house detail now and when a potential assassin s landlady rats on her tenant to the secret service it s eastwood and partner dylan mcdermott who draw the case br br but the assassin is no ordinary crank case he s a professional at his job trained by and used by the central intelligence agency john malkovich earned a deserved academy award nomination for best supporting actor he lost that year to tommy lee jones for the fugitive and i m not sure but that i thought malkovich was better br br oddly enough malkovich might have been better off but he saw eastwood as the agent in charge breaking into his apartment while on the job and he insisted on making the whole thing personal he calls eastwood throughout the film and taunts him and after a while what malkovich says and does causes clint to get real personal br br the presidential assassins we ve had in our history have been lucky amateurs unless you believe in some of the conspiracy theories about some of the assassinations a guy like malkovich a professional with a real or imagined grudge is the most dangerous kind of foe br br others to note in the cast are fred dalton thompson as the white house chief of staff and would be president in real life rene russo as another agent who falls for the eastwood masculine charm john mahoney as the secret service head gary cole as the white house head secret service guy gregory alan williams as another agent and jim curley and sally hughes as the president and first lady br br but when malkovich is on he owns in the line of fire the climax with him and eastwood is unforgettable ,1
if you really have to watch this movie because your girlfriend is in a romantic mood let it be boy but prepare yourself by bringing your hp if it comes with a radio br br after having watched such a good movie as arisan it is terrible to see what they come up with again in indonesia it seems that the only idea is to make money but no one seems seriously to work on the image of indonesia in the world of entertainment that it is a global world doesn t seem to come up in the minds of those who make movies in indonesia and since the indonesian public swallows everything that is presented to them as made in indonesia with a flavor of the west they get away with it br br ok the story is nice to begin with and it could have developed into a nice flick but did the director never think about the fact that a musical needs first of all live music or at least good playback and secondly good choreography in this movie the playback is so bad that it makes you wanna cry right there in the cinema every single word you hear is followed seconds later by the actor or whoever sing playback and it is extremely annoying while watching the movie br br the choreography is as if they planned to make a movie about morning gymnastics but in the end thought it would be nice to turn it into a musical they only forgot to change the choreography it is hardly dancing you see they jump here and there throw their legs up in the air and that is about it br br well at least there s a happy ending but if you can convince your girlfriend that a nice candlelight dinner is much more romantic do so ,0
this was the first sequel i d seen apart from return of jafar and i honestly thought before watching it that it would be close to the original i was horribly disappointed br br the storyline was basically the first script with a few extra characters and the situation turned around ariel and eric have a daughter melody who isn t satisfied with life on land she wants to become a mermaid however ariel has kept her past from her daughter because she wants to protect her and when melody finds out she s upset and angry and she then decides to run away and she becomes a mermaid so she s happy swimming around and ariel sets out to find her as a mermaid br br the story doesn t sound too bad written down but the clichés and repeats of situations from the first movie are just too obvious and adding the fact that melody is overall extremely annoying and the movie becomes almost unbearable br br there s also a whole load of other new characters tip and dash being two of them they aren t too bad as characters in themselves just try not to think of timon or pumbaa the songs leave a lot to be desired too they just don t have the same magical energy as the songs from the original did the animation obviously didn t have a whole load of work put into it either in parts it s jumpy and not much imagination is used for the characters movements br br another piece of advice try to forget about ariel s original character while watching this movie the beautiful rebellious curious teenager has all grown up into a bland boring wife and mother and her trademark red hair is all tied up this is much better viewed if you ve never seen the original you ll have nothing to compare it to br br however all in all it could have been worse it s not as bad as certain other sequels such as cinderella ii but it s not in the same league as the original but it for your collection if nothing else but if disney go on like this they ll lose all their older fans ,0
across the country and especially in the political landscape people with any kind of political ambition should take time out to see this film the movie is called city hall and with little imagination its synopsis can take place anywhere in america it just so happens to open in new york here we have the story of a popular politician named mayor john pappas al pacino with enough savvy to run a major metropolitan city with very little effort his right hand man is none other than deputy mayor kevin calhoun john cusack an equally bright individual who s ambitions are tied to his mentor and both seemed destined for higher office everything points in that direction until a police shooting ignites an investigation spearheaded by marybeth cogan bridget fonda who believes the guilt points towards city hall and the mayor a six year old boy and a police officer s death are blamed on a career criminal who s questionable freedom leads to an apparent cover up by political pay offs and city corruption involving union leaders like danny aiello played by frank anselmo corrupt judicial officials like judge walter stern martin landau and mafia bosses like paul zapatti anthony franciosa who are deeply involved also implicated are party officials like larry schwartz richard schiff who works for the probation office of new york but it is the bond between the mayor and his deputy which is taken to task by the accidental shooting a great vehicle for cusack and a sure bet nominee to become a classic ,1
gary busey is superb in this musical biography great singing and excellent soundtrack the buddy holly story is a much better movie than la bamba from reading other comments there may be some historical inaccuracies regardless it is a fun toe tapping film and a good introduction to buddy holly s music ,1
this has some of the stupidest fight scenes of all time if i was a veteran of any war i would cry when i see this movie not because i would remember being in vietnam but because it is a poor representation of any veteran of that war even though the troops are carrying ms that movie resembles nothing like vietnam the viet cong even uniforms look like old leftover japanese uniforms from a wwii movie the setting is obviously some crappy hollywood back lot the worst scene contains a us soldier fighting hand to hand like in a bad martial arts movie after he dispatches several enemy troops he says hey come down here and lets kick some butt to a helicopter in the air he then is shot this movie is trash ,0
there won t be one moment in this film where you aren t laughing this is mel brooks at one of his high points and cary elwes carries off the part of robin with convincing humour every time you watch this film you will discover a new joke but the ones you have noticed before will never grow old highly recomended ,1
these things have been floating around in my head for damn near years now some pieces of this work were really memorable id love to see another more current example of cg showy offy stuff actually i d love to be part of it br br if i d would of had the chance to just say what i wanted and thats it i wouldn t have to write all this extra in order to make lines if text as this website requires i mean really this almost discourages me i mean luckily for the guys that made the movie i really liked the minds eye and it took me times to have enough lines i hope you don t get me on the misspelling yup you did ,1
the appeal of ancient films like this one is that you get to see an actual moving image of life over years ago here are a lot of people leaving a factory all of them dead by now and none of them even remotely aware of the magnitude of the invention that they are walking before i was shocked to read one reviewer call this film as boring as home videos today and at least one other mistakenly identified it as the first film ever made it was the first film made at the rate of frames per second rather than the then normal frames per second br br sure all you see is a lot of people filing out of a building and passing before the cinematograph on their way home from work but this is a curiosity piece for dozens of reasons not the least of which is that it was the first film made by the lumiére brothers who probably had a stronger impact on the development of the cinema than any other individual or group of individuals in history ,1
i searched video store everywhere to find this movie being the huge elvis fan that i am and i found it to be a huge disappointment kurt russel had most of the elvis moves down and the voice imitation was great but the dubbed in singing voice of elvis just didnt work for me the voice didnt always match up with russels mouth and it was hard for me to get lost in the plot because it bothered me that it was noticeable also there were so many freaking discrepancies in the film people who dont know much about elvis would probably think them to be facts songs are sung by him earlier than he recorded them in real life the time when he got his first guitar is wrong im pretty sure his brother jesse garron was buried in an unmarked grave not one with a huge headstone reading jesse garron i know it was just a tv movie but they skipped over important events like the come back special and dragged some scenes out for way too long if you want to see a good movie that shows elvis in his prime rent thats the way it is or another elvis concert hearing and seeing the real elvis preform is the only way to truly see his talent brilliant statement i know but still go out and rent a good elvis flic ,0
there is no director i like more than mamoru oshii but sadly even though he directed quite a few films that gained huge international attention there are still a fair few of his films that have slipped through the cracks tachiguishi is one of them and even though i loved it to bits it s not hard to see why distributors in the west are somewhat reluctant to release it br br in between his big and serious films oshii is known to do some smaller and quirkier projects while tachiguishi definitely falls into this category oshii has really outdone himself with this one creating something that is very hard to classify even as a freaky japanese flick go figure br br at its very core lies a documentary not quite unlike otaku no video but rather than make a fool of an existing subculture oshii invents his own and delves into the lives of culinary heroes scrounging away food for free and upholding the japanese culinary level oshii s approach on the subject has close ties with dai nipponjin as the subject is handled with a deadly sense of gravity while the images on screen look as ridiculous as can be deadpan humor taken to the extreme br br but that is not all rather than simply shooting his mockumentary oshii decided to make it using a new visual technique baptized superlivemation a weird mix of live action photography digital animation and puppets on a stick performed and acted out or posed if you want by the greats of the japanese animation industry no less as the project was supposed to be as low budget as possible br br and if you think that just about covers it know that the film is extremely dialogue heavy making it a good companion piece for innocence the influence of the grifters is analyzed from all kinds of cultural political and even philosophical angles fired at the audience through a continuous stream of monologues and dialogues and to make it even worse the whole film is completely grounded in actual japanese history and customs making it even harder for a foreigner to get a good grip on the material needless to say multiple viewings are advised to make the best of all the details tucked away inside the film br br that said on a conceptual level the film is easy to follow and already pretty hilarious various grifters are introduced as were they the most influential historical figures of post war japan the film plays like you d expect a serious documentary of any other important figure to unfold but somehow the big and crudely animated cut out photography limbs of which figures are assembled don t quite make it all that serious the range of characters introduced is sublime shinji higuchi taking the cake as cow creature wearing a nose ring while taking on the fast food chains with his gang of bull people br br oshii regular kenji kawai provides besides a pretty comical performance a score ranging from atmospheric and dark to wacky strange and comical a lot of fun is to be had from the exaggerated noises and effects complementing the animation and totally contradicting the tone of the rest of the film br br visually the film is very atmospheric though it must be said that the animation is pretty scarce and while effective remains toned down only to burst out in hyperactive weirdness from time to time which is not exactly a bad thing seeing how tachiguishi is so dialogue heavy despite that the film is still a visual masterpiece as each frame looks absolutely lush and is tailored to match and improve the general atmosphere of the film br br beware though because tachiguishi does demand a lot from the viewer if you don t speak japanese there is a lot of reading to be done and there are many cultural references that demand some attention on top of that the monologues in the film area quite extended and can be hard to follow the film still lacks english subtitles and even though my french was largely sufficient to get what it was all about i m sure i missed many of the finer points of the film br br tachiguishi is not an easy film to get into but around halfway through it reaches full steam and it doesn t let off from there on i still hope to see this one again with english or dutch subs a dub would actually be best for a film like this much like container though i guess a quality anime dub is a bit too much to ask for br br with all of that said i can only congratulate oshii on another marvelous film it s rare to find a film that blends and mixes so many styles and influences to create something that is so unique and still works the film is smart looks and sounds great and is filled to the brim with creativity it is immensely funny even if you can t catch all the details on the first viewing but be sure to at least get this with decent subs as the automated english translation that is floating out there is completely worthless and does the film no justice at all br br tachiguishi caters to a very specific audience and i m not surprised the french got their release while the rest of europe and the rest of the western world is still waiting for a sign of this film but for those that like oshii appreciate dry and deadpan humor and crave creative spirits it is a film that cannot be missed even though it could just as well misfire ,1
yet another british romantic comedy which audiences all over the world seem to have a ravenous appetite for this feeble effort is an unintentional parody of the genre all the classic clichéd scenes are here from ridiculously elaborate misunderstandings to running after departing trains to declare one s love the characters are one dimensional caricatures save for love hewitt who manages to bring some cohesion to the film things threaten to spiral out of control in the plausibility department as the film progresses our good natured suspension of belief finally comes crashing down during the preposterous ending if you re looking for a bridget jones notting hill kind of experience you won t find it here ,0
i had somewhat high hopes for this since i like tim roth i was not pleased with this film i liked the ang lee the hulk a few years back so i figured this would have more of a bang to it first i was very disappointed with john hurt s performance here he looks as if his eyebrows were re shaped for this his performance was not convincing he was not as good as one would expect tim roth is cool as always here the gama thing didn t really stick to the original story line i don t think i guess the best part of the film was the end it had some cool action the only problem with the original was that it was too long this one is not as long but it got a bit boring at times i remember some time ago when walmart had this movie really cheap for sale and i always wondered why now i know i was hoping to to get blown away but i was not ,0
first of all i dunno if i was supposed to use my imagination in this film or the director was trying to save money or low on budget here we go br br basically there were so many years and gaps that i don t understand its like the movie was jumping from years to years to and so much gaps that makes you ask questions how the hell did this happen and why i think this is a big flow forget the reviews who keeps whining about the history this movie doesn t have only history facts issues but also has so many flaws so most of the people keep saying watch this in cinema you will lose all cinematography like rivers deserts etc thats true they are beautiful thats why i waited for bluray release p ok beautiful scenes but whats the point of that i turned off the movie after hour and half i just lost interest the movie kept on doing the exact same things jumping in years at least mr director put for example after years after years i mean i couldn t watch the movie i lost understanding of whats going on anyways i wish i could include spoilers but when u decide to watch this movie just ask yourself how did this happen you will know what i mean don t watch this movie its a waste of time ,0
what a fun movie experience i was expecting a sappy kids movie and found that i enjoyed it more than my teens take a tissue it s not sad just moving in parts finally its a feel good flick for the whole family note it s hours so consider leaving the littlest squirmers home for this one ap,1
i think andrew davies did an admirable job of taking a magnificent book which emulated the pace and styling of a victorian novel and turning it into a moving and entertaining film i m glad i read twice the book first which is usually the case for me i know that one must view a novel and a film as different media and judge them accordingly but still it s often hard to read the original material after a film gives away the best parts br br i realize that davies is a very good adapter but i wish the producers had chosen a woman to write the screenplay davies as he admits in the commentary that accompanies the film on dvd wanted particularly to emphasis the more scatological bits in the book i certainly enjoyed those on film as in the book but davies missed a half dozen moments that are so excruciatingly painfully tender which he could have incorporated if his sensibility were more feminine br br i also would take issue with his use of the book s primary symbol the rose br br as the screenplay was plotted by davies the denouement was inevitable and appropriate but i really think that author waters final nod to the rose symbol was much more interesting and i preferred way the novel let nan come of age than the way davies chose br br one quick comment about the four actors who essay the primary roles they are all wonderfully talented well except for the singing and dancing perhaps and moreover their physical presences are so much what the mind s eye sees when reading the novel before seeing the film i thought they were all terrific br br i recommend that any lesbian and anyone who loves good fiction add both the book and the dvd of tipping the velvet to their bookshelves ,1
 a wrong doer is often a man that has left something undone not always he that has done something emperor marcus aurelius br br the dvd release of watch on the rhine could not come at a better moment it restores to us a major lillian hellman play stirringly adapted to the screen by dashiell hammett hellman scholar bernard f dick s audio commentary affirms his authorship it presents a subtle performance by bette davis who took a subdued secondary role long after she d become the workhorse queen at the warner bros lot equally significantly it reminds us that world war ii had a purpose br br sure you say like we needed that we ve heard cary grant sermonizing in destination tokyo about japanese boys and their bushido knives we ve watched jackboots stomp the living hills in the sound of music we ve toured an england callously occupied by germany in it happened here yet truth to tell we still need the message spread br br i have an year old friend who curses franklin roosevelt regularly he feels that fdr connived the u s into a foreign fight we didn t need and thereby caused the death of his favorite cousin he s encouraged in his demonizing of allied leaders and the trivializing of war two by patrick buchanan br br the political columnist has freshly released a fat book heavy with detailed research which claims that adolf hitler would have posed no further menace to poland europe or the world if only the third reich had been handed the free city of danzig in buchanan holds that if those selfish poles hadn t confronted the nazis drawing in foolishly meddling britain and giddily altruistic france no war would have engulfed the west he believes that without the rigors of total war no one in germany would have built gas chambers to provide a final solution to the jewish problem br br some commenters on this site feel that watch sags under the weight of stale propaganda maybe however neither my friend nor pat buchanan seem to have gotten the film s point some people hurt and kill to grab other people s land goods and liberty such people dominated the axis powers and enough didn t appear in their vocabulary br br paul lukas deserved the oscar he won he and bette davis put convincing passion into their portrayals of refugees who fight oppressors they give emotional punch to the intellectual case for stepping off the sidelines for actively facing down torturers and murderers bernard dick notes that hellman didn t care for lukas as a person since he stayed apolitical of course as a hungarian he had seen first hand bela kun s bloody dictatorship of the proletariat replace an outmoded empire and then topple to admiral horthy s right wing tyranny br br in a marvelous cameo role added to the play by hammett henry daniell sardonically depicts a wehrmacht officer of the class that disdains the brown shirts he serves his phili von ramme would doubtless stand with field marshal rommel in during the plot of july th against hitler in april however he pragmatically abets the nazi cause although he insults herr blecher the butcher and scorns the rumanian aristocrat teck de brancovis for trying to peddle information on an underground leader br br teck a pauper and possible cuckold wishes cash and a visa to return to europe where he can resume the shreds of a life that had come undone with the empire shattering great war and the greater world wide economic depression he has no political convictions no scruples about trading a freedom fighter for his own tomorrow mercury theater graduate george coulouris lends this burnt out case s old world cynicism an edge of desperate menace br br lucille watson gives winsome vitality to the grasping man s hostess a domineering old gal who knows her mind and gets her way but who doesn t adequately appreciate her children and their achievements outside the home she controls she and her pallid office bound son belong to the american version of von ramme s and de brancovis privileged kind however this family hasn t seen ruin and never will they re moneyed people who could silently advance evil simply by not opposing it br br this mother and son might easily make choices which would reflect that complaisance toward national socialism and fascism which flourishes today in my friend and in pundit buchanan watch on the rhine has a manicured period look its dialogue reflects its erudite origins on the stage rather than sounding fresh from the streets yet hellman and hammett s film has gut based power audiences still need to hear and heed its call to arms against grabbers relentlessly on the march ,1
i am surprised that this well above average s comedy scores only a from all the imdb voters dan ackroyd does his usual satirical turn as a con who seizes a great opportunity to steal a contract from his prisons physician he retreats to california to start his work giving advice on a radio show pretending to be the infamous dr lawrence baird the only person that knows he s an imposter is the drunken priest walter matthau who comes along to be pampered by ackroyd s new found wealth having blakmailed him charles grodin throws in a good supporting performance too for its genre i think this film deserves the same crediblity as ferris bueller or trading places ,1
i m not sure why i disliked this film so much maybe i m too old or too male or too something just who was the target audience here if you re it and you liked it then i m happy for you personally i found it a bit of a pill the characters were uninteresting and unlikeable the script was just plain embarrassing and some though not all of the acting was uninspired mawkish tedious and occasionally nauseating surely there s something better on br br on a related issue why is it that whenever i see chris klein in a film i get an urge to slap him silly does anyone else get that ,0
now out of all the shark movies i ve seen this one takes the cake the plot of the movie was good but the excitement factor sort of took a nosedive afterwards antonio sobato jr does an excellent role as a son who seeks the shark who killed his father a megaldon is one of the biggest sharks of all and the most dangerous one as well the view of the shark was indeed scary in some angles but the effects were a blur and the scenes were a little weak in some places with the mini sub s weapons there that would take out a whole school of sharks there it was great that the son would get the exact revenge on that monstrosity although it would indeed cost him his life as well like they say revenge has it s price but was it worth it that answer could go on and on and this movie was a major letdown the beginning was fine and at the end it went like the titanic out of stars ,0
i really loved this film yes i know it was fairly far fetched there is no way that shelby car could have managed to stay on the road as well as the i with all it s traction control and other gizmos but other than that the whole film was well put together cage was excellent as usual and the rest of the cast were also pretty good with the exception of the brit bad guy he was a little too much don t you think anyway great film great cars and great acting i for one made sure my car was locked and alarmed in my remotely controlled garage that night ,1
colombian terrorists hold hostage a military school in the u s until their demands are met the students decide to fight back will they be able to do it br br silly premise but the film actually works the group of kids who fight were all up and coming when this film came out in sean astin looking very cute wil wheaton looking miserable keith coogan george perez the token latino who is very handsome very muscular and is mostly shown in nothing but tight underwear t e russell the token black guy and shawn phelan none of them are very good actors except astin but who cares this is a mindless action film the only other good performances are from denholm elliott having a ball as the headmaster and louis gossett jr as the dean br br other than that there s lots of action suspense explosions and little brains in other words fun br br only complaint and this is minor it s a bit too long there are three endings and there is lots of casual bloody violence the r rating was well earned still i enjoyed it a lot ,1
in the sequel to the brilliant bill and ted s excellent adventure bill and ted are under threat from the future as the evil chuck de nomolos sends two evil robots disguised as bill and ted to earth to kill human bill and ted in order to change the future br br in a great comedy pairing winter and reeves excel to deliver delicious humour to the audience in this entertaining sequel though lacking the sharpness of the first bogus journey still has the great catchphrases and dialogue from the leading pair not to mention an hilarious performance by william sadler who brings a humorous side to the figure of depth the grim reaper watch for the games sequences the best moment in the entire film but one of many great techniques used to justify the genre br br though still packed with humour this film has a more dramatic film towards it with stakes being more serious and situations more risky br br this gives the film great dimension and another lovable feature the creators also stretch the boundaries of the fantasy genre and the use of realism with hell and heaven being heavily symbolic and present in the plot the fantasy genre is again spot on with the use of that amazing time travelling machine though again somewhat confusing at points with the use of timing and objects and situations being placed before it happens in the present as is evident in the final couple of scenes br br the first watch i hated this sequel but the second time was a real joy as i appreciated the jokes and story more and though the jokes and plot aren t as strong as its predecessor bogus journey has enough feel good motives jokes and a fairly steady plot to make it a good natured family film ,1
your time and brains will be much better spent reading or listening to charlie wilson s war phillip seymour hoffman plays the most enjoyable character in the movie gust the greek and he plays him as a eunuch gust in the book is hard core and completely free to speak his mind in the movie he s not even shown as being equally important to charlie and poor charlie is never shown donating blood which he did every time he visited the camps in pakistan in short the movie is too bland and the history is too old for our modern time we don t really care about the end of the cold war and the defeat of the soviet union which happened in spite of reagan not as a result of by a well financed group of people who were extremely willing to fight not quite the lesson we need to be hearing and seeing considering how well the wars in iraq and afghanistan are going as i read the book i kept getting that deja vu feeling except it was present day ,0
with goldie hawn and peter sellers in a movie you figure this one won t go wrong but what can i say this was a horrible misfire the movie is about peter sellers as an older gentleman who suddenly finds himself in a relationship with a really strange young not to mention attractive hippie in goldie hawn the movie is incredibly disjointed and i did not understand anything about it peter sellers and goldie hawn are very funny people but this movie does not prove it br br that song about ‘arabella cinderella is pretty cool but that is it i only recommend this movie to people that like to watch an extreme novelty movie this is almost the definition of one i guess this movie more than anything else is a sign of the times in terms of it s definite experimentalism and all around unconventionality the problem is the quality is completely shot and the writing not to mention the direction is just so out there br br peter sellers in particular is very hit and miss he will go from dr strangelove and being there throughout his career to dumb movies like this and the magic christian which was very similar to this one in context and style but that movie did have a few funny moments this one is senseless and i am sad that someone as great as peter sellers was in this movie not recommended for anyone ,0
sigh the stupid government once again attempted to create an inexhaustible and indestructible soldier and of course the experiments went terribly wrong burdening us with a half man half mutant who pukes an awful lot and squeaks like a little girl whenever he s upset lance henriksen stars as the honest scientist who immediately quit the experiment upon hearing it was a military project but he returns bringing the whole family with him when he finds out his beloved guinea pig has gone on a killing spree mind ripper certainly is a watchable horror movie but it s very unoriginal and features pretty much every lame cliché you can think off including the estranged father rebellious teenage son sub plot yawn the characters are like wooden puppets the dumbest things are being said and done and there s a completely pointless dream sequence coming from the monster there s a handful of interesting gory scenes to enjoy and some of the isolated desert locations are effectively eerie lance henriksen is adequate as always even though this is yet another inferior production he stars and giovanni ribisi surely deserved a better motion picture to make his debut in for some reason this anonymous s thriller is also known as the hills have eyes part is it because it handles about members of the same family being terrorized in the desert is it because wes craven was once again involved as a producer this time or maybe it s because the monster gets bald near the end like the freaky michael berryman in the original who knows who cares wes craven probably financed this project because his son co wrote the script and it s always moving to discover that your offspring is equally untalented as you are not recommended ,0
all of you who despaired looking at the emptiness and weaknesses of disney studios last productions here comes something that should heal your wounds once and for all a bug s life brings the proof that purely synthetic pictures conducting a good scenario provides more interest than fake hand made old disneys like drawings see the lion king pocahontas and all the latest productions where you sadly regret that bambi s magical background and atmosphere are gone forever br br a bug s life pattes for my fellow french cinemaniaks succeeds in avoiding all the imperfections that make you awaken in the middle of the movie and say hey this thing is computer generated no weak parts a tremendous effort showing its efficiency in the backgrounds and the general look of the sets an astonishing d bird close to perfection in its imitation of reality and that s only to mention the technical aspects br br the scenario my friends the real backbone of a motion picture has some thickness curiously and obviously thanks to lasseter s team there is practically no musical sequence in a bug s life which means the story is long and rich enough to free itself from these or minutes that some kids appreciate but most others dislike same thing for the parents or the anime fans like me this movie reminded me of a really old movie featuring steve martin and chevy chase the amigos it had basically the same background story a whole mexican village living in the fear of a few bad guys hires gunmen who finally turn to be actors to protect them etc simple but efficient and brilliantly adapted to a colony of frightened ants facing the wrath of vicious insects br br since microcosmos many movies tell tales of insects their lives fears and hopes but i do think that a bug s life is the funniest and best directed of all the humanisation process has been perfectly well achieved and the whole audience was captivated by flik s aka tilt in france adventures br br a big thank you for lasseter s team especially for the last seconds it s so strange and great at the same time to see a whole theater caught in laughter while the bugs actors forget their lines or hit the camera br br and finally especially for those of you who have seen the french version other congratulations go to the dubbing actors who made a great synchro work on this movie a bug s life is a really good piece of entertainment and i think it will soon become part of my collection of videos a privilege granted to extremely few movies and that s not a problem of storage room go and see it that s an order ,1
i heard an interview with the main actor who said that the film was not intended to be a horror movie but he himself would describe it as mental horror i strongly subscribe to that br br it is not clear why he travels to this place but everything there is monotonous no bright colors no honest smiles nothing personal everything is ordered and everyone seems to be satisfied living this kind of life our hero though from the beginning seems to be misplaced and feels it himself br br what makes this film so important and good is the remarkable similarity to life in many large cities or even countries nowadays you have to function you are not supposed to let your colleague know your weaknesses you show off on your wealth your car etc and most of all you lack the true love of life that children have naturally in this film you see neither children nor old people they simply do not fit in a society of strong workers br br i would recommend this film to everyone and make sure that this utopia does not come true ,1
omg another bad film by larry buchanan that guy did not learn to stop did he first he gives us zero budget sci fi movies and lies about famous dead people and now he is exploiting the loch ness monster as being vicious br br the plot is basically about some southerners of the usa pretending to be scottish camping out at loch ness alas out on the fishing hole oops i mean lake of loch ness there is a killer inflatable monster that clams itself to be nessie going out of its way to kill people for no apparent reason br br i am surprised that the crew of mstk never heard of this movie yes it is that bad too ,0
all i can say after watching the dvds of the first season is that i can not believe nbc green lighted this show it s so different than what s currently in vogue save for lost those who miss the x files just may have a worthy successor not as mysterious or intense as lost i find it to be overall more entertaining br br this kind of extended story is hard to make i mean it could degenerate into childish dribble if most of the elements do not cohere together but cohere they do and i think the cast is excellent the writing sharp the location and props first rate and the special effects very good for a television budget sure it pushes what is plausible but as it does it never gets so silly as to insult your intelligence br br bottomline is that this is great sci fi drama for the entire family i doubt it will be a classic with a long run like x files but in the meantime i recommend getting the dvd if you missed it like i did the first time around this fall my must see shows has just increased by one more series br br ps i just heard it got axed from nbc here s hoping sci fi picks it up ,1
this is without a doubt the stupidest movie of all time br br i don t know who i m angrier at the idiots who made this or my video store for actually carrying this piece of crap br br i can t even begin to name all of the things wrong with this horrible wanna be movie br br all of the dialogue sounds like it was made up on the spot and the acting is the worst i have ever seen in any movie ever br br there is nothing about the script that would appeal to any decent person in fact i don t think they even had a script they just made up everything as they went along and you can tell br br the women i e men dressed up in drag trying to look like women in the costumes looked so ridiculous i guess they were trying to be sexy but not so much especially that old woman disgusting br br there is nothing scary about this movie the only thing scary is that somebody else might actually rent it and have to watch it br br no brain required for watching this you must be a total loser to want to see this movie br br don t forget i warned you ,0
while originally reluctant to jump on the bandwagon of watching lost i accidentally caught one episode at the beginning of season —the one with the polar bear—and it has had my undivided attention ever since the show that is not the polar bear so bear heh with me while i throw out as much rambling semi coherent praise as i can muster br br lost takes a simple idea of a passenger flight full of people crashing onto a desert island and gradually adds extraordinary depth to its premise by exploring each character deeply and unflinchingly—what drives them who are they where did they come from it soon becomes clear that the island upon which they are stranded acts as a common denominator for many things in their lives whether they re running away from something sawyer and kate among others or getting in touch with spirituality locke claire but lost also zooms in on the island itself and the mysterious horrors that it houses and they all seem to be strangely connected br br while television actors are not exactly known for their subtlety or dazzling acting abilities most of the cast of lost are in truth spectacular actors for their respective parts projecting heart and humour in their performances there s also a multitude of eyecandy but not generally of the plastic hollywood kind as most tv shows the characters all feel very real and they are extremely compelling to watch their interactions rarely fall prey to predictable sappiness petty arguments or cheesy melodrama although they are annoyingly secretive – these people are first and foremost trying to survive and whatever relationship appears is treated secondary to action the realism of these characters facilitate an already well sculptured plot br br about this plot imagine a tree as the template plot then the branches as subplots in this case one branch for every character – well lost adds twigs to each branch and then tiny twigs to those twigs as other story lines if you re a brother sister to one of the main characters in the flashbacks you will get your own storyline if you re a dog you will have your own storyline unless the writers manage to weave them all together into some glorious culmination in the end they are setting themselves up i am more than a little worried there will be some disappointing cop out to this show as i m sure most people are br br but assuming the writers do pull this off lost is possibly the best show ever to hit television br br ,1
road to perdition a movie undeservedly overlooked at that year oscars is the second work of sam mendes and in my opinion his best work a director who three years before won oscar for his widely acclaimed but controversial american beauty this is a terrific movie and at the same time ultimately poignant and sad br br it s a story of a relatively wealthy and happy family from outward appearance during difficult times of depression when the michael sullivan a father of two children played by great tom hanks i m not his admirer but ought to say that is a hit man for local mafia boss played by paul newman his eldest son a thirteen years boy michael sullivan jr perfectly played by young tyler hoechlin after years of blissful ignorance finds out what is his father job and on what money their family live prompted by his curiosity and his aspiration to know truth he accidentally becomes a witness of a murder committed by john rooney son of his father boss such discovery strikes an innocent soul and it caused numerous events that changed his life forever the atmosphere of the period all the backgrounds and decorations are perfectly created editing and cinematography are almost flawless while the story is well written but the main line of the movie the most important moments and points of the movie and the key factor of the movie success are difficult father son relations in bad times they are shown so deeply strong and believable tom hanks does excellent and has one of the best performances of his career in a quite unusual role for him and all acting across the board is superb finally worth to mention a very nice score by paul newman and in the result we get an outstanding work of all people involved in making this beautiful but one more time sad masterpiece i believe road to perdition belongs to greatest achievements of film making of this decade and undoubtedly one of the best films of the year br br my grade out of ,1
a dull stroll through the banalities of mormon prosthelatizing utterly un funny a testament to the widely held theory that in order for bathroom humor to be funny it must necessarily be vulgar it also bolsters the claim that a close relationship with jesus makes you not funny more propaganda than film don t worry about any touchy social issues coming up at the dinner table after this one the saving grace of this movie is its accurate portrayal of young mormon females as particularly attractive oh well its your ,0
although the premise of the movie involves a major coincidence the actors all do a creditable job and look great bringing the story to life i found myself rooting for the characters played by mary tyler moore and christine lahti empathizing with both and wanting them to reconcile sam waterston and ted danson are fine in their roles as well doing a decent job with the stereotypical buddy relationship while the story tends to leap through time occasionally leaving the audience perhaps a little hungry for missing detail it still flows and avoids any real confusion this interesting storyline has all the elements for a good chick flick ,1
ms patty duke s story about her life and struggles with manic depression were just like my life struggles i saw myself acting out just like her i was so amazed at the similarities of our lives to include the sexual abuse that we both endured as children br br i saw the movie when it first premiered in and i have loved this movie so much anyone who has struggled with manic depression could get so much from this movie never mind about if it showed her awards or what they were for that is not the issue here the issue is how ms duke had an illness and fought to survive it and overcame ms duke has much to be proud of in her accomplishments with her struggles for survival of a disease that often leaves many victims without hope br br unless a person has struggled with this illness personally they don t know the hell they have to live with the movie to me was a success because it showed the real issues and how a person who is depressed and manic acts it was so real so so real it was like watching myself up there on screen br br i wish i could thank ms patty duke in person for having the courage to let the public know about her illness bocka,1
national lampoon s christmas vacation cousin eddie s island adventure randy quaid miriam flynn dana barron jake thomas sung hi lee eric idle fred willard ed asner d nick marck embarrassing direct to video flop has oafish cousin eddie and family on an expenses paid vacation to the south pacific by his boss hoping the dunce won t sue his company after being bitten by a smarter lab monkey idiotic spin off can t measure up to any of the vacation films even european vacation with a question of whether or not the filmmakers thought the script was actually funny not even quaid willard or asner can make it remotely watchable min not rated ,0
considering the subject matter i thought that this film would at least be enjoyable if stopping somewhat short of a masterpiece i was wrong i was still waiting for something to happen and it finished i thought that the finale was the bit that happened before it got exciting the only reason i gave it instead of is because the effects guys deserve some recognition ,0
superficically brigadoon is a very promising entertainment package gene kelly and vincente minnelli the team behind an american in paris are reunited with a lot of the great craftsmen and women behind their previous collaborations gene s leading lady is cyd charisse one of the best dancers of s s cinema and unlike the generally superior it s always fair weather this film gave them the chance for not only one but two dances lerner and loewe were the rising team behind such future hits as my fair lady and minnelli s musical masterpiece gigi lerner and minnelli had already demonstrated their sanguine collaborative juices on the excellent american in paris br br what happened along the way why is the movie itself such a stupid bore minnelli himself didn t want to do the movie despite his previous warm artistic and personal relationship with lerner maybe it was because the movie s innate conservatism was just a bit too much of two steps forward for mgm and one step backward for vincente minnelli but once trapped in this assignment like the denizens of brigadoon are trapped within its city limits minnelli strove to turn it into something that would be entertaining in a specifically distracting if not liberating way the ultimate result is truly horrific to behold br br while aiming for the naive charm of previous minnelli hits like cabin in the sky and meet me in st louis the plaid tights wearing inhabitants of brigadoon can conjure up none of the illusive nostalgia of those never have been locales its whimsy doesn t even match up to the glossy luster of yolanda and the thief or the pirate because the highlands settings seem at the same time too specific for such an exotic fantasy and too generic for real human emotions the only people in brigadoon who i at least can relate to are the malcontented man who tries to escape and the unfortunate fellow traveler played by van johnson who accidentally shoots him the general proceedings in the township of brigadoon itself are too arcane and provincial even to be attributed to a backwards form of christianity they seem positively pagan in their aspect for example in exchange for brigadoon s immortality the honorable and most generally good pastor of the town has sacrificed his own place in the supposedly blessed refuge br br at one point we re assured that everybody s looking for their own brigadoon suffice it to say the box office for this picture confirms my own suspicion that most of us aren t looking for this kind of quasi queasy paradise the premise itself is ridiculous and almost insultingly patronizing but could work if the players were perfect but kelly himself is the most patronizing thing about the movie and charisse is horribly miscast as a virginal optimist in much the same way as lucille bremer was miscast in yolanda and the thief van johnson does his best version of the classic oscar levant sidekick to kelly even lighting cigarettes at one point like levant in aip and he provides a lot of amusing moments but it says something in itself if the best part of a big budget extravaganza with all the best talents of mgm is a tossed off van johnson performance ,0
the usual disclaimer i do not give star ratings to movies which are harmless bad low budget and silly although they may deserve it these films are often funny and get rated based sheerly on entertainment value not as a representation of their exemplary film artistry this film fits this model perfectly it is a mexican monster movie riddled with voice over narrative and extremely weak not so special effects the makeup is not that bad and the acting is sometimes quite entertaining but this film is almost as silly as aliens vs predator and the script isn t half as slick aliens vs predator might get a from me but i want to see it again before i commit br br the plot is ridiculous but deliciously convoluted if you ve read this far you must really want to know a group of remarkably unscientific scientists comprise the main characters most of them are heroes sort of but one is of course mad and quite perverse this mad scientist invents a laughable nuclear powered robot who looks a bit like the tin man from wizard of oz but has a human face inexplicably located inside its head an aztec mummy discovered by the same scientist whose wife just so happens to have been an aztec princess in a past life don t ask is pitted against the robot for the big climax the fight scene alone is enough to put the most stoic movie watcher on the floor in belly laughs br br for what its worth given the budget and the utter silliness of the script this is a very entertaining low budget goof ball monster movie if you re into that sort of thing go for it ,0
blood surf aka krocodylus is a fair film that has an okay cast which includes dax miller taryn reif kate fischer duncan regehr joel west matt borlenghi maureen larrazabal cris vertido susan africa archie adamos rolando santo domingo and malecio amayao the acting by the actors is fairly good the thrills are fairly good and some of it is surprising the movie is filmed fairly good as well same thing goes for the music the film is fairly interesting and the movie does keeps you going until the end this is a fairly thrilling film if you the the cast in the film monsters giant animal films horror thrillers mystery and interesting films then i recommend you to see this film today ,0
according to the article at http blog ifeng com article html one of the actors in the film carina lau was forced to appear in this movie for free she was the victim of an infamous kidnapping shortly before this movie was made and later photos of her in distress were published in a magazine which has since been forced to shut down and its publisher sent to jail the actress denies she was assaulted but there was a movie leaked on net that allegedly showed her being gang raped the hong kong press out of respect for her has mostly refused to report on the incident but google will turn up a few articles about it ,0
this is marvelous movie about a soul of ale this is a journey to ale s heart i found it fascinating the director did a great job he makes the scenes talk especially on the silent scenes the window of ale is a great one an the scenes when he lies in bed are one of the best directed scenes i have seen br br apart from directing it has been a quite time i did not watch a movie about a soul as a philosopher i can say that this film proves that the age does not matter about your soul so as ale s soul br br as living in turkey i do not care about the other side of ny this is a universal scene you can see everywhere in the world as to my opinion more universal than every other thing br br do not miss this film otherwise you will miss a great thing about a soul if you have one br br baris sentuna,1
a great film every moment masterfully conducted by toyoda and his crew the actors give credible performances all around the visuals are haunting beautiful and sometimes hauntingly beautiful shots of the japanese country and city landscapes the sounds courtesy of japanese band dig are never overly edgy as one would expect from band made soundtracks it s strangely atmospheric and well suited to the scenes they re on br br all in all they worked everything out perfectly well if they were to give any justice to the story perfection is the only thing anyone could have accepted br br the real greatness of souls is the compelling story the prison break movie maybe something of a lost genre these days and road trip movie losing it s appeal due to the way the world is getting smaller but this story easily mixes something fresh to those two genres br br convicts are given freedom and possibly the opportunity to regain their places in society will society accept them will they be truly free of their dark pasts and can they stick together long enough to stay alive and find out br br each convict has an interesting history their crimes are as varied as their apparent fates a sense of brotherhood among them keeps the story high on drama and supplies it with hilariously comedic situations and due to the nature of their backgrounds violence is always something waiting to happen br br after all that all i can say is go give it a watch ,1
preposterous twaddle executed in a bewilderingly amateurish and inept way or perhaps several since the incredible lack of continuity tone realism plausibility suspense and much more combine with walter pidgeon s bovine attempts at charm to produce a cinema curiosity to rank with some of fritz lang s other stupendous failures i thought the german ambassador was actually played by lang but apparently not they could have been twins if you cannot predict the ending from several timezones away you are not actually alive br br i was eagerly awaiting this dvd and was totally surprised and disappointed by such dire crap even with george sanders and john carradine maybe i can wash my mind out by watching viaggio in italia instead and for the umpteenth time br br anyone want a dvd used once there may be a movie to be made about the making of this atrocious film and how so many talented people could be wasted so completely ,0
 classic excellent good fair tragic br br review br br oldboy is not for everyone it s pervasive violence its live octopus eating and it s unimaginary story br br the film focuses around a man who s been kidnapped and is imprisoned for years oh dae su is released only to find that he must find his captor in days now the story though may seem gripping to start with but once watching this bloated and un original blood fest it develops into a mash of bitter blood and a forceful film br br it s directing is on par of average and by no means the standards of what a south korean thriller should be oldboys acting scenes are paralleled with dull humour and a poorly writtern script br br oldboy is occasionlly presented with thin straw performances that one could only feel shameful about br br verdict br br not for everyone but it s scope and vision isn t clear enough to see further than the grey abyss of fog br br tragic,0
 life hits us in the face we must try to stay beautiful br br debut movie from one of belgian s best artists he sings songs tom barman a long awaited movie and happy happy joy joy for flemish filmmaking really worth watching and a promising piece of work it takes us into the lifes of main characters that live through a friday and night the title says a lot about the way we spend time with them we float as they do into friday night s party where they kinda meet br br it s rhytmic style is very thought off superb use of music it sometimes takes the upperhand to the images and then you feel its power gainsbourg qotsa the party scene minutes is a thrilling visual experience cause of the way that it s shot it keeps you really with it while it s set in a small place with a lot of people having a big party so hard to shoot br br thank you menijèr barman for making this daring movie in these already some years going poor times of flemish filmmaking you made my day ,1
simple story why say more it nails it s premise world war kills all or most of the human race and we re viewing of the survivors the message is that the warring sides should not have been at odds in the first place distilled down to representatives from each side we see they have everything to come together for br br security finding resources food shelter etc survival love br br at the end they ve decided to pool their resources she finally does so they will survive simple story expressed in the limited budget of the early s television landscape we see it in as somewhat old and maybe predictable in the early s no one had seen such stuff i give it a ,1
save your money i have been a fan of fullmoon productions for a long time and i have never seen them make a movie as bad as this the casting is terrible the story is even worse and the special affects are worse than any movie iv e seen sence the s this movie is so bad i cant even suggest renting it ,0
checking the spoiler alert just in case br br perhaps one of the most horrendous movies i have ever seen mazes and monsters felt like i wasted minutes of my life the only redeeming quality of the movie were scenes that tried to be serious but just ended up being funny since they were so bad evil dead anyone unfortunately for m m fortunately for us it did not develop a cult following and result in a trilogy this movie tried to address a series of problems that the main character robbie played by hanks encountered throughout the film it ended up being a fear mongering video about stereotypes that helped fuel the d d is the devil movement in the s br br if you want to avoid wasting your time and money steer clear of this junk br br p s even though the cover looks kinda interesting which is why i guess my brother bought it it in no way takes place in a fantasy realm unless you consider new england or new york city to be such a place ,0
i seriously enjoyed watching this movie for the first time some years ago and whenever it gets aired again somewhere which luckily happens from time to time in european cable television i experience the same thing i m moved entertained and end up wishing there were more movies like this one br br it all deals with leo kevin mckidd and his group of friends living in urban london leo as a gay guy who follows a friend to a hilarious new age men s group and falls for straight guy brendon played by dashing james purefoy who turns out not so straight after all thrown in as side characters are the equally great tom hollander and hugo weaving whose side story alone is worth watching the movie simon callow as the leader of the men s group turning in a great as ever performance but it s really hard to pick some folks out here because every character the female ones like jennifer ehle s julie graham s and harriet walter s as well are exquisitely acted maybe even kevin mckidd looks a little pale compared to his co actors but it benefits his somewhat subdued character br br the idea behind this movie is a simple one there is never only black and white classifications are difficult and may not always stand the test of time br br leo identifies as gay but ends up falling for a woman as well who turns out to be his teenage sweetheart and brendon s long time girlfriend brendon starts out straight but gets to learn that gay may be more than just an option for him and being bisexual might not be that bad after all darren and jeremy hollander and weaving are gay and loving it and even the straight folks in the movie like angie leo s female roommate get their fair share of love and funny moments up until the end of the movie the comedy bits especially tom hollander who s just hilarious are funny and on point and the emotions are believable as confusing as they may appear at times reading this summary br br what i like about this movie is its genuinely positive notion whether you re gay straight bisexual or simply not sure this movie leaves you feeling that it s just okay not to be sure and that not being sure might be something worth living out as well sexuality is portrayed fluid in this movie and none of the main characters seem to have a real problem with it apart from all the gay straight camp fights that you sometimes get fed with in other gay themed movies i can only wholeheartedly agree with the subtext of the movie that what you feel certain of one day when you think you identify as gay straight whatever can look very different on another i have never seen what to call it bisexuality or maybe just the absence of the segregating need for sexual classification being portrayed in such a heartwarming and true to life manner br br this movie dares going where few movies go gay or straight movies by not playing on labels and stereotypical assumption of sex and relying on that it goes further and assumes that there may be a life to sex after well known classifications and i think the times are more than ready for that and other movies exploring postmodern themes like this one br br and for all others who don t care about that heck it s just a funny comedy worth watching on a rainy saturday evening with some popcorn on your hands give it a try br br loved it ,1
a great british indy movie fantastic chemistry between the main characters make for some hilarious drug fuelled set pieces that cheech and chong would be proud of great to see phil daniels back on the big screen even if he has swapped sides since quadrophenia and gary stretch is surprisingly good and a treat for the ladies loved the final fight scene with it s nod to zulu and now i know what happened to arthur brown after he set himself on fire on top of the pops he s not acting he really is a bona fide british hippie you don t have to be a biker to enjoy this and it s straight into my friday night post pub repeat viewing collection br br give this film a go and you won t be disappointed ,1
i was so disappointed in this movie i don t know much about the true story so i was eager to see it play out on film and educate myself about a little slice of history with such a powerful true story and great actors it seemed like a surefire combination well somewhere the screenplay failed them it was so scattered is this movie about his childhood his love life his own disability his speaking ability his passion for the disabled i m sure there is a way to incorporate all of those things into a good story but this movie wasn t it i was left cold watching characters that were unlikable not because of their disabilities but because of their personalities other small gripes the heavy handed soundtrack it s the seventies we get it already if he s such a phenomenal public speaker why weren t we treated to more than a snippet here and there and even then mostly in montages ,0
i actually though that black snake moan was great movie which takes place in the south the story follows a man named lazarus whose wife dumps him for his brother and finds rae abandoned and beaten up on the side of the road lazarus finds out that rae is a sex addict and was abused as a child so he decides to take matters into his own hands by tying up rae with a chain to cure her of her wickedness samuel l jackson and christina ricci have great chemistry together and their performances make you believe that through their struggles and search for redemption that lazarus and rae become best friends i was also amazed by sam s ability to play an electric guitar and being able to sing s epatha merrkensen is great as lazarus love interest angela justin timberlake plays rae s boyfriend ronnie who is underused in the film but does the best that he can to deliver a fine performance ,1
 the thomas crown affair is a terrible remake of a not very good movie redeemable only for the topless shots of former supermodel renee russo br br that s it the plot is negligible pierce brosnan phoned in his part and dennis leary as usual plays an annoying irish cop but i couldn t take my eyes off the beautiful ms russo there s an okay love making scene on a stairway a terrifically sexy ballroom dance a topless beach scene and a roll in the sack oh and there s a painting stolen from a museum and a catamaran gets sunk br br but let s hope other directors recognize ms russo s perky attributes and cast her in more highly visible roles ,0
i have seen the perfect son about three times i fail to see how this film is a gay film i am not even gay but i don t see it as a gay film it is a film with a gay character i can t see why every film with a gay character should be strictly a film about being gay i find the film to be sympathetic to the study of death the death of someone who is your kin i think theo turns his life around fairly quickly after rehab because he wants to and watching his brother dying in front of him makes him reassess his life i found the dialog in the scene when theo tells ryan he is going to be a father to be very moving ryan states that he doesn t want to know about the things he is never going to see or share with anyone isn t that horrific and sad i highly recommend the film ,1
this film is boring boring boring boring and boring it s not the worse film i ever saw on the contrary but how shall i put this it s boring there is some very nice scenery and some clever dry wit but that s about it if it was advertised as a travelogue i would rate it a but it s supposed to be a film with a plot some drama and for god s sake a point or a satisfying conclusion br br i read some of the comments on this board about this films and i wondered if they saw the same movie as i did br br see this film yawn at your own risk one thing for sure it really is rated correctly g rating which most stand for god awful boring ,0
absolutely laughable film i live in london and the plot is so ill researched it s ridiculous no one could be terrorised on the london underground in the short time it is not in service each night there are teams of maintenance workers down there checking the tracks and performing repairs etc that there are homeless people living down there is equally unlikely or that it s even possible to get locked in and not have access to a mobile phone in this day and age br br the worst that s likely to happen if someone did find themselves there after the last train is that they might get graffiti sprayed on them although this has been coming under control due to the massive number of security cameras on the network another thorn in the side of the story remember in london as a whole we have more security cameras than any other city in the world br br if it had been set in a city i am not familiar with perhaps i could have enjoyed it through ignorance but it s not a high quality film so i just couldn t bring myself to suspend my disbelief and try and enjoy it for the banal little tale that it is br br i would have given it if such a rating existed possibly the most disappointing film i ever thought i would like ,0
this is the best work i have ever seen on television the story is compelling all the more so because it is true the writers did their homework the accuracy of events is well documented the acting is great this has to be the best role sam waterston has ever had and the black and white cinematography was exceptional my only regret is that it is not available to buy a few years ago i contacted someone involved with the production either with pbs or in england and was told they had no plans to release it on vhs at the time this was a bbc production and ran in the u s on american playhouse there is such an interest in seeing this just hard to believe no one can make it available ,1
wow that james purefoy looks exactly like thomas jane br br that s the most profound thought i took with me after having seen the rather underwhelming george and the dragon for a fantasy comedy the story was very dull and the effects unspectacular br br the problem wasn t the acting james purefoy makes a good knight and his various side kicks are not bad characters i even thought patrick swayze in this role was a pretty good idea too flat chested piper perabo also had some nice potential i even liked the kid br br but the story and everything that happens and the way it happens was just eh not interesting compared to another recent fantasy comedy ella enchanted which was actually funny this movie comes up terribly short i m sorry for the decent actors who were in this yawn inducing trudgery br br out of ,0
in the s patriotism and in some cases flat out jingoism was pretty high do we get to win this time a line famous from rambo first blood part ii could almost sum up how many people felt at that time a longing for the style of films they grew up with flat out balls to the wall we re good your bad now let s blow something up and go home while rambo rocky and for the most part top gun seemed more geared towards attracting an older crowd iron eagle went straight for the kids canadian writer and director sidney j furie brings out everything that you love and hate about that time period the kick in the pants rock out s anthems never say die road of the gypsy etc to the over the top and sometimes almost unbelievable action adventure iron eagle succeeded for one reason it was f u n fun it s the type of movie you can turn on and sit back and enjoy every ridiculous totally s moment you don t have to think about if it could really happen or if the acting is truly believable it s just fun and that s all you can really ask for in this type of movie ,1
whenever a columbo story deviates from the familiar plot colorful killer commits crime columbo smokes out killer columbo becomes a pest in the process the writers somehow are never able to match the quality and interest of most traditional episodes this episode deviates in the extreme and the result is a major flop br br would you believe columbo never faces the villain till the very end br br frankly i was tempted to turn it off about two thirds through br br oh the sacrifices we self appointed reviewers make ,0
when this movie was released it spawned one of the all time great capsule movie reviews sphinx stinks it does but in a mesmerizing sort of way the casting is silly starting at the top frank langella and sir john gielgud as egyptians not enough makeup in cairo for that at least not while this film was being made but it s rather amusing to see them try the performances run the gamut from mummy like sorry the obvious observation to over the top with very few stops in between the lesley anne down character seems as though she couldn t find egypt on a map much less expound upon its archaeological treasures that s due at least in part to some really bad writing one of the curses that will be visited upon every viewer of this movie it s my opinion that movies involving a curse or that draw their basis from a subject that is somewhat esoteric such as egyptology are ripe for silly overwritten dialogue it doesn t disappoint and the convergence proves a double whammy the plot has one driving source of dramatic tension can this get dumber and less believable the answer is usually yes the location shots are beautiful and the set design is generally very good the only consistent reminders that this wasn t some low budget production that and the fact that there are so many well known faces doing service in such an unintentional laugher cheap no cheesy yes ,0
the untold origin of the lone ranger it shows who he was and how and why he became the ranger br br legendary bomb the idea was not a bad one reinvent and introduce the lone ranger for s audiences right off the bat though there were problems the studio ordered clayton moore the original ranger to stop appearing anywhere as the lone ranger it led to a nasty little battle that made headlines i know of people who refused to see the film because of how moore was treated also they hired the awesomely untalented klinton spilsbury to play the ranger spilsbury was very handsome and muscular but had absolutely no charisma and just couldn t act in fact his whole vocal performance was redubbed by another actor also his off screen antics public drunkenness and beating people up didn t help matters acting aside the script is dull and slow also the ranger himself doesn t show up until an hour in there were some complaints at the time that the movie was too violent for a pg however i don t think it was that bad br br there are a few very few things done right here the photography was truly beautiful michael horse was excellent as tonto christopher lloyd is lots of fun as the villain and when the lone ranger finally shows up with the william tell overture booming from the soundtrack it s really rousing but all in all this is a boring and terrible attempt to bring back the lone ranger it s easy to see why this bombed a mostly for the photography ,0
the other day i showed my boyfriend a great movie stand by me a movie i have shown to many people and they absolutely adored it but for some odd reason he didn t like it he lends me a movie called backdraft and he tells me that he s shown it to many people and they loved it instead i hated this movie i don t think i ve hated a movie so much in a while how this movie has even a rating is beyond me i couldn t keep up with the five million stories here billy baldwin becoming a fire man the random sibling rivalry the random love story s the who s being an arson story the investigator the fire who has a personality of it s own i just have a problem that this movie can t keep up with all these stories they didn t balance out well enough make the film interesting i would have just preferred if this movie was about being a firefighter or the investigator and how he came to be one or what it is exactly he does and why br br the movie tells the story of a group of chicago firefighters two brothers stephen bull mccaffrey the elder brother is obsessed with the beating of the fires that he fights brian the younger brother quit the fire fighting academy school several years before then embarking on a number of other unsuccessful careers before returning to become a firefighter he is looked down on by his elder brother who expects him to fail in his newly chosen career as a fire fighter donald shadow rimgale is an arson investigator who is dedicated to his profession he is called in because a number of fires that have occurred have somewhat similar connections martin swayzak is an alderman on the city council he has obvious hopes of being elected to mayor but has had to make a number of budget cuts to the fire department many of the rank and file firemen believe that the cuts that he has made are endangering the lives of the firefighters however swayzak is initially successful in portraying the fire department as bloated and ineffectual after firemen are repeatedly being killed in blazes br br i just couldn t get into this movie i don t know how anyone else could it was incredibly unrealistic and portrayed firefighters all wrong i loved how they had every action cliché in the book to match this action flick i just felt also like there was great talent wasted on such mediocre roles donald sutherland great actor but such a strange role that could have been taken by a lesser known man who had the upcoming talent at the time i know ron was going for great quality but i think him casting such huge actors in small roles was a mistake for this film i even had to joke my way through while watching this movie commenting how the doctor in the background was probably kevin spacey the fire was so unrealistic and the movie was just so out there i didn t enjoy it and honestly wouldn t recommend it to people i ll stick to the recommendations in my relationship from this point on br br ,0
it is impossible to avoid comparing zhang yimou s hero to ang lee s crouching tiger hidden dragon they were both big budget chinese kung fu films with breathtaking cinematography of chinese landscape and a cast of super stars but aside from the obvious there is in fact nothing else to compare hero fails to deliver on almost every level that really matters proving that big name stars beautiful scenery and action effects are no replacement for a director s artistry and vision br br all the marketing hype preceding the premier of hero has done nothing more than make its failure a spectacular one much anticipated hero drew movie goers in throngs when it first opened at theaters in mainland china and hong kong making it an instant box office success however though the script pleased government censors chinese audiences went to newfound heights of caustic criticism and sarcastic wit to express their disdain on line critics both professional and amateur proclaimed the film ideologically disturbing from the viewpoint of deep servitude written either by an amateur historian or someone with ulterior motives one article was simply titled hero you make me sick br br the deepest failing of the film is in its plot which is not only morally reprehensible and based on unforgivable historic fallacy but worst of all for a film is boring all blockbuster epic films are known to take some liberties with the facts of history but hero goes beyond artistic license into unforgivable ignorance when it attempts to glorify an emperor that was as brutal as stalin or hitler hero does not make up for this lack of moral compass by being entertaining or fun instead it is makes a woefully poor attempt at being deep and merely manages to be pretentious and preachy br br though historians agree that the first emperor of china was ruthlessly violent mao zedong was known to have admired this ruler no surprise given mao s own tyrannical rule likewise the communist government in beijing sees the allegory that can easily be drawn between the first emperor and its own iron fist methods so they were particularly pleased with this latest work by zhang yimou tony leung one of the stars of hero remarked during an interview to promote the film that the beijing government had done the right thing in by crushing the student demonstrations because it was needed to maintain stability in china for these remarks tony leung received shocked criticisms in his home city of hong kong but he merely stated out loud the underlying message of the movie br br director zhang yimou has stated that his goal was to surpass the values of loyalty and revenge that are traditional in kung fu novels and movies to reveal a higher wisdom unfortunately his version of wisdom turns out to be the oppressor is right in china where thousands of years of historical reality have rammed this message through art was the last sanctuary where the individual could actually find freedom from such tyranny the great popularity of the kung fu novel can be explained by its ability to provide an escape into an alternate world one where kung fu warriors roamed the country seeking adventure and fighting for justice free from fear and winning against all odds with their super human skills only in the novel did the individual ever win over institutionalized power in china and only in the novel did the oppressed find their champions going against this tradition of the kung fu hero zhang yimou has not gone upwards towards a higher truth as he had hoped but downwards to the level of government propaganda it s no wonder the government was so pleased br br some film lovers may secretly wonder all moralistic judgments aside is it at least entertaining fortunately the answer is a resounding no because the same tale is told over and over with only slight variations it becomes tedious to watch moreover the three conflicting versions of the same story serves only to confuse the character development since it leaves precious little time for the viewer to feel any sympathy for any of them once the real version emerges br br the film is not without its beautiful images however all the scenes fall flat because they do not connect to or enhance the storyline the use of different colors to distinguish the separate versions of the tale comes across as simplistic and contrived and the cinematography appears self consciously rather than truly beautiful great for a trailer but a disappointment once you are there to watch the entire film br br for those in china who showed disdain for crouching tiger s unrealistic kung fu much was expected from hero jet li who plays the title role is a real kung fu artist who held national titles before beginning his career as an actor his previous movies have revealed limited acting abilities but many hoped that zhang yimou could use li s lithe body movements to full effect while casting him properly in a role that would not task his acting abilities but it was not to be hero attempts to go beyond the kung fu genre so there are not many fighting scenes and jet li is expected to perform a difficult piece of acting an inner transformation leading to profound wisdom and self sacrifice as the casting director ought to have expected li fails miserably meanwhile the only fighting scene that reveals any true kung fu skill is the first one of the film between li and and donnie yen all the scenes that follow are a disappointment so hero fails to satisfy even on that level br br though most audiences outside china are unlikely to be aware of the historical mangling of the story of the cruel first emperor it seems even more unlikely that they would accept zhang s version of chinese wisdom which is anything but perhaps the only time an audience coming out of a screening of hero was seen smiling instead of yawning or frowning was at the special screening for chinese government officials br br ,0
lets first start this review with the fact that i signed up just to write the review and warn people to save their money br br this was one of the worst pieces of trash i have seen since the hulk the storyline was the most predictable garbage you could possibly come up with if you are expecting but on the big screen flush that expectation down the toilet immediately along with the money you would use for a ticket you may get more enjoyment that way the acting was terrible the plot was completely unrealistic along with the so called twist in the end i must say this the ending did surprise me i am not referring to the plot twist that surprised me but instead the effortless manner that they put together what could be considered the only scene of somewhat decent action in the entire movie they rushed the ending so quickly that i didn t even realize that it was over until i saw the credits rolling and at that point i considered burning the reel of film if i could just figure out how to get into that screening room br br casting was awful for a few reasons first of all they must have accidentally switched the character assignments because michael douglas played the roll that clearly keifer sutherland should have been playing while douglas was sneaking around agents tapping phone lines hacking into systems and taking out people who are chasing after him sutherland plays the less capable agent who is always in a bad mood even when things aren t going that badly for him he plays a very bland agent nothing like his jack bauer type roll us fans love br br i can just about promise you that this movie will disappoint in all areas it can be best compared to a remake of the the fugitive in the line of fire but written by people with mental disabilities,0
in europe received quite a shock when luis bunuel s l age dor was released causing a riot in paris when screened there resulting in it being banned for something like over forty years three years later in when europe had gotten over the shock it was once again turned on it s ear with ekstase a symphony of sorts to love the film starred a young unknown german actress named hedwig kiesler who would later change her name to hedy lamarr when she moved to america to escape the madness of adolf hitler as eva a young bride who has just married a cold distant loveless husband played by emil jerman only to discover that she has made a major mistake one divorce later eva is footloose fancy free is out one day skinny dipping in a lake when she discovers adam a handsome young engineer played by aribert mog who takes a real fancy to her and she him after a wild night of passion eva s ex husband turns up once again hoping to win eva back only to find he now has a rival i won t spoil what transpires czech director gustav machaty who directed the original screen version of madam x another parable in romantic obsession directs from a screenplay by jacques koerpel frantisek horky machaty from the novel by robert horky the film s velvety cinematography which reminded me of avant garde photographer man ray s photos of the era which goes for some impressionistic use of light shadow a lot is by hans androschin jan stallich the film s brisk editing is by antonin zelenka the films art direction which goes for a lush nearly art deco look is by bohumil hes if i have any quirk about this film it is the music score by giuseppe becce which goes for an over the top melodramatic feel to it that gets old fast certain themes are repeated over over again wearing out it s welcome fast kind of like some of david lean s over use of certain musical themes especially in lawrence of arabia and dr zhivago some years back a brand new restored print was made up of the best source material cobbled together from various european existing prints available restoring it to what is quite possibly the closest version of what it originally looked like before the vatican condemned it as decadent yeah right like the church never did anything wrong and the hayes office cut it to ribbons when it was finally released in the u s a in in a hayes office approved cut likewise minimal dialog in german with english subtitles it was meant to be a mainly visual experience not rated but contains that infamous nude skinny dipping scene by hedy lamarr done tastefully mind you some suggestions of sexual content likewise that would scarcely earn it a pg rating nowadays worth a look if you have any interest in early european cinema or avant garde experimental cinema,1
for anyone that loves predictable movies with an awful soundtrack lack of dialogue clichés up the wazoo and also stereotypes that just happens to be typical of an american film look no farther dreamworks whether wanted to save money on acquiring voice talent or really wanted to create an animated episode of national geographic either way they succeeded in delivering a rather bland and boring movie spirit stallion of the cimarron is a bore fest that sends mixed signals to kids and adults and also fails to entertain despite the oh so cutesy theme of animals triumphing over humans after looking past the wonderful animations what you have remaining is nothing but a big mess br br spirit is about a stallion that from the beginning of the film looks like quite a handful as he is a horse that cannot be tamed calmed nor controlled because of this he rises and becomes the leader of his group of high spirited horses which includes his mom but his life of freedom and running around comes to an abrupt halt as he is captured by a group of americans in the process of connecting the wild west with the rest of the country during this spirit never actually named that throughout the entire film almost befriends a courageous native american and a fellow female horse and also has a lot of run ins with the cynical and cruel army folks that apparently don t believe in giving up br br why must movies mix computer animation with traditional it comes off looking rather meshed something spirited away suffered from as well best example is when a train is chasing after spirit you see the hand drawn spirit running from a computer animated train it would look much better if it were one or the other but not both unless you can really pull off some nice effects beauty and the beast s famous dance sequence uses computer animation but it is nowhere near as obvious as the train or the snow in this movie the opening sequence was the best looking part of the film kind of sad to see the rest of the movie slide a bit downhill in terms of quality a little scene has multiple i mean multiple similar shots of just a general s face quite repetitive and annoying in my opinion br br the kids might enjoy this flick but with lack of dialog song and motivation it might be a perfect technique in making hyper children fall asleep while disney becomes criticized for its animated musicals they wind up becoming much more entertaining than a more realistic approach to telling a story like this one bryan adams has no place in this movie and why does hans zimmer stay away from using a western theme in this movie when it is a story taking place in the old west soundtrack sounds a bit off if you ask me at least they are using realistic noises of horses two points for that yet if you are going to refrain from making horses talk why even have a narrator interrupt every so often which just so happens to be the main character himself br br native americans are nice and the western folks are evil native killing horse torturing rowdy psychopathic monsters that must be destroyed more or less this is what spirit is showing us it reaches a point in which they are trying so hard for the viewers to hate the travelers of the wild west they even had a scene of several horses pulling a huge train up a hill and another scene of them destroying an entire village of natives now the person spirit befriended happened to betray him on more than one occasion yet that is forgivable apparently because he is not a soldier that or because he has the sassy female horse br br spirit isn t exactly a victim we should feel sorry for the viewer is supposed to sympathize with spirit despite him putting his entire group of horses at risk wreaking havoc and even perhaps resulting in some off screen deaths that are quickly shoved aside because oh no spirit is in trouble this film gets quite rhythmic as we see in multiple instances spirit escaping from chains kicking people around destroying property freeing horses and then getting captured again all in this same order too the writers also seem to have an obsession with cliffs because they are sprinkled all over the movie for an old west film they certainly have very little room to roam br br bottom line this is most certainly no disney movie as a matter of fact that is a bad thing even though it was what they were aiming for so instead of the typical musical we get a boring film that becomes predictable dull and slow in multiple instances even the decent animation becomes inconsistent when the computer work gets thrown in everything about this movie was just wrong from the ideals that back then americans that were not native were evil buffoons to the soundtrack and musical score that just seemed so far off kill bill vol which pretty much has nothing to do with the old west has more of a western feel than this movie do yourselves a favor and totally skip this by all means necessary thank you ,0
 no one really knows how the power came to be not even the book of damnation recorded its beginning but those who mastered it have always been hunted the families of ipswich formed a covenant of silence bla bla bla after this intro we suddenly see take that or was it n synch the backstreet boys perhaps well i don t know which of these they belong to but one thing s for sure the descendants of salem are a boy band can you tell them apart i couldn t if you can tell me which is which i d very much appreciate it these boy band boys looks so damn alike seriously now is this a horror movie or a film for teenie boppers it s sad that the anyway weak horror genre has been kidnapped by teens and this is one of the teeniest i ve seen so far the movie is visually solid but the cast is so bland the acting so awful that it was a trial finishing the movie as bad as the cast was after all boy bands and fashion models are rarely good actors the absolute stand out in this regard was the guy playing the villain sebastian stan this guy s overacting is right up there with the worst in the history of film i have rarely seen someone make such annoying and silly grimaces in such a short space of time what s worse he has the most baby face of all the boy band baby faces in the entire cast i mean it s a joke ,0
if you ve ever been to ukraine this movie is absolutely hilarious from teenagers wearing gold chains listening to hip hop and break dancing on the side to jokes about air bags in cars and waitresses in total shock over meeting a vegetarian this movie really captures bits and pieces of ukraine that you would never know unless you went there i spent most of the movie nodding my head and thinking yep that s exactly right it s a lot of fun if you understand russian too because the subtitles just don t always do it justice the actors are so believable and elijah wood does a great job playing a socially inept jewish kid my favorite character is definitely sammy davis jr jr the grandfather s seeing eye dog who is really a psychopathic border collie the characters are so eclectic and likable that you believe that they are real people ,1
this movie was awful i had a very difficult time watching this all the way through i didn t get the point of the movie what was the point of this movie the soundtrack was bad acting was bad and the story uninspiring the two main characters in the movie were very boring and their dialog was uninteresting there was no chemistry among any of the cast members i don t know this for a fact but i suspect that most of the actors were first timers the movie could have easily been cut down to about an hour and half without losing the plot that indicates how many useless scenes there were in the movie i would have rather ha a root canal during the two hours of the movie i want those two hours back if you want to watch good funny movie that is family friendly and made by a bunch of mormons watch napoleon dynamite instead ,0
having seen the peter o toole version recently i was ready to be awed by the smart writing in this version little time is spent on the fighting which i prefer instead we are shown all the many motives underlying both the french and english who held normandy politicos and priests who put her to death even the worst hypocrite of them all the archbishop leaves us with the thought that of course she was innocent the innocent have always had to suffer for the ambitions of the mighty she had no idea what she was saying no idea of the implications of blasphemy or going against the church unschooled she had no idea of what the church s stand on such matters even was br br preminger was true to the myths surrounding her death and i appreciated the preview on the tape that showed the flames reaching up and burning her why they used gas jets in the movie and of them were stopped up suddenly the air pressure blew out the stoppage and the flames leaped up right on her thankfully for her they didn t have to repeat the shot as it was so realistic she was being burned pretty traumatic introduction for an iowa girl to her new career of acting br br john gielgud performed outstandingly he is the english politico who is orchestrating the show he also makes the point that once you condemn someone to death you don t want to be around to watch them die you might shrink from your duty the next time not that such delicacies bother the soul of our would be president we christians even the most anti semitic have no problem with falling back on the old testament when it comes to capital punishment even though it was overridden by jesus words bring on public executions like this little girl s smelling burnt flesh might bring us respectable folks to our souls senses br br the only little pick i have about this film is that we are not shown why the priest who has been so adamantly urging her burning becomes so suddenly so contrite even to the point of madness there should have been more expansion of his character more dialogue as the sudden coming to his senses doesn t make sense br br and whether graham greene does this deliberately or not st joan is such a self assured little upstart you almost but not quite are glad she meets her come uppance and when she turned down life in prison for some reason i thought of anne sexton the poet who accused sylvia plath of stealing her death when she committed suicide knowing such an action guarantees immortality you gotta wonder br br if ever there was a good example of obsessive thought and logic tight compartments this is one st joan should have turned buddhist and quieted the voices in her mind ,1
this piece of filth is virtually impossible to follow the sound is crap the picture quality goes from bad to worse to good to bad again things happen for no apparent reason characters appear and disappear was the director suffering from a massive brain injury during its production br br poor film making aside the story is vile just sick evil sh t if you like rape murder and self harm this is right up your alley and if simulated scenes of murder are not enough you can enjoy clips of actual people being executed i watched almost all of it but had to turn off after i seen someones brains blown out never before have i seen a film that left me feeling so ashamed and dirty ,0
after seeing meredith in beyond the prairie i had to buy another film with her staring i cannot believe how she let herself into this teenage flick it s best to watch this one with the sound off but just concentrate on meredith as she moves across the screen save your money until the tv network comes out with a dvd on beyond the prairie it s worth it at any price this one needs to pay you to see br br this pretty lady needs someone to put her into a script that can use both her talent as an actress and her beauty as a woman perhaps some of her latest might fit but i haven t seen them she has the smile of a cathrine bell and eyes of dana delany with a much younger body br br ,1
george p cosmatos rambo first blood part ii is pure wish fulfillment the united states clearly didn t win the war in vietnam they caused damage to this country beyond the imaginable and this movie continues the fairy story of the oh so innocent soldiers the only bad guys were the leaders of the nation who made this war happen the character of rambo is perfect to notice this he is extremely patriotic bemoans that us americans didn t appreciate and celebrate the achievements of the single soldier but has nothing but distrust for leading officers and politicians like every film that defends the war e g we were soldiers also this one avoids the need to give a comprehensible reason for the engagement in south asia and for that matter also the reason for every single us american soldier that was there instead rambo gets to take revenge for the wounds of a whole nation it would have been better to work on how to deal with the memories rather than suppressing them do we get to win this time yes you do ,0
i saw this play on showtime some years back in the comfort of my home and when the final note was struck i wanted to jump off the sofa and give the production a standing ovation as it was i shed a tear that it was such a bunch of fantastic performances and songs for my birthday my kids bought me the vhs version as well as the cd of the play with len cariou in the sweeny todd role br br i ve shared the play with many some finding the subject a bit sick but none having anything but praise for the songs br br i ve always loved the interplay in songs with angela lansbury and george hearn as well as hearn and edmund lyndeck as judge turpin br br i must own the dvd ,1
one of the many backwoods horror s that came out in the early eightes and fortunately this is one of the better ones yes it has a cheesy plot but i was pleasantly surprised at this film because i thought it was really good and really entertaining although the killer could have been made a bit more scarier he just looked like a fat slob br br first of all we have the local sheriff or whatever the hell he is who warns them not to go to those mountains as they are very dangerous but when the teens arrive it doesn t seem very dangerous at all well according to me anyway it s a shame that we don t get movies like this any longer and if we do it s usually some boring terrible film br br this movie more relies on tension and being scary than gore because the gore factor is really low in this movie which i wasn t pleased with but other than that it s still a great movie br br all in all you ll have to search long and hard to find this movie and if you do find it you will like it and also watch out for ending with the final girl and the killer it s totally not what you d expect ,1
 directors had the same task tell stories of love set in paris naturally some of them turned out better than others but the whole mosaic is pretty charming besides wouldn t it be boring if all of them had the same vision of love here s how i rank the segments that might change on a second viewing br br quartier latin by gérard depardieu br br one of the greatest french actors ever directed my favourite segment featuring the always stunning gena rowlands and ben gazzara witty and delightful br br tour eiffel by sylvain chomet br br cute visually stunning thanks to the director of the triplets of belleville story of a little boy whose parents are mimes br br tuileries by ethan and joel coen br br the coen brothers steve buscemi hilarious br br parc monceau by alfonso cuarón y tu mamá también children of men feat nick nolte and ludivine sagnier funny br br place des fêtes by oliver schmitz feat seydou boro and aissa maiga touching br br th arrondissement alexander payne s election about schmidt wonderful look for the pathetic side of life is present here feat the underrated character actress margo martindale hilary swank s mother in million dollar baby as a lonely middle aged american woman on vacation br br faubourg saint denis tom tykwer s run lola run frantic style works in the story of a young actress natalie portman and a blind guy melchior beslon who fall in love br br père lachaise by wes craven feat emily mortimer and rufus sewell plus a curious cameo by alexander payne as oscar wilde br br loin du ème by walter salles and daniela thomas simple but moving story from the talented brazilian directors feat catalina sandino moreno br br quartier des enfants rouges by olivier assayas clean a sad story feat the always fantastic maggie gyllenhaal br br le marais by gus van sant feat gaspard ulliel elias mcconnell and marianne faithful simple but funny br br quartier de la madeleine by vincenzo natali feat elijah wood and olga kurylenko br br quais de seine by gurinder chadha br br place des victoires by nobuhiro suwa feat juliette binoche and willem dafoe br br bastille by isabel coixet fabulous director of the underrated my life without me feat miranda richardson sergio castellitto javier cámara and leonor watling br br pigalle by richard lagravenese feat bob hoskins and fanny ardant br br montmartre by and with bruno podalydès br br porte de choisy by christopher doyle with barbet schroeder mostly known as the director of barfly reversal of fortune and single white female br br i could classify some segments as brilliant and others as average or even slightly boring but not a single of them is plain bad on the whole i give paris je t aime an and recommend it for what it is a lovely mosaic about love and other things in between ,1
this is classic s humor if you were a teen in the s this was a summer hit to go see it was a early look at those now super stars this and better off dead just are fun and silly movies to sit back and enjoy everyone can admit they had a crazy summer when they were a teenager even crazy family and friends like these characters to be introduced to some of these characters was so much fun the uncle who is crazy sitting every waking moment at a radio waiting to win a million dollars the grandmother who only likes the granddaughter and handed a bill to the kids after dinner the twin brothers who look nothing alike and to meet hoopz was so much fun this may not of won an award but it is just a fun movie to get lost in one afternoon ,1
laid up and drugged out as a kidney stone wended its merry way through my scarred urinary tract with absolutely nothing better to do than let the painkillers swoon me into semi oblivion i happened to catch this movie on cable i wouldn t want anyone to think that i paid to view it in a cinema or rented it or – heaven forfend – that i watched it straight br br having played this sensationally gruesome video game and avidly trod the doomed rooms and dread passageways of the house battling chariot type the hanged man type and other impossible sentinels my curiosity was piqued as to how the game would transfer to the movie screen br br it doesn t br br the banal plot revolves around a group of crazy kids – a la scooby doo – attending a remote island for a world shaking rave – whatever that is you kids today with your hula hoops and your mini skirts and your pat boone after bribing a boat captain thousands in cash to ferry them there a stupidity which begs its own network of rhetoric they find the rave deserted br br passing mention is made of a house – presumably the titular house of the dead – but most of the action takes place on fake outdoor sets and other locales divorced from any semblance of haunted residence br br a fallen video camera acts as flashback filler showing the island in the throes of a – party is that it oh so this rave thingy is just a party in the grand tradition of re euphemizing used cars as pre owned or shell shock as post traumatic stress disorder the word party is now too square for you drug addled silicone implanted metrosexual jagoffs br br it is learned that the party was broken up by rampaging zombies intelligent thought stops here br br i don t think the pinheads who call themselves screenwriters and directors understand the mythos behind zombie re animation zombies can t die – they re already un dead they do not bleed they know no pain unless their bodies are completely annihilated they will continue being animated at least that s what my jamaican witch priestess tells me br br which means that a shot into their hearts is not going to stop them nor will a machete to the torso and a shotgun blast to the chest will certainly not bring forth gouts of blood at least in the video game s logic the shooter pumps so many rounds into each monster that it is completely decimated leaving a fetid mush that cannot re animate itself br br yet each actor slash model gets their matrix circular camera moment slaying zombies on all fronts with single bullets and karate chops to the sternum seriously these zombies are more ineffective than the stormtroopers from return of the jedi who get knocked out when ewoks trip them br br i suppose the film s writer mark altman having penned the not too shabby free enterprise felt compelled to insert a captain kirk reference in the character of jurgen prochnow who must have needed milk money desperately to have succumbed to appearing in this aromatic dung swill there is also a reference to prochnow s primo role in the magnificent das boot when one of the untrained b actors mentions that he looks like a u boat captain i wonder how many of this movie s target audience of square eyed swine picked up on any of the snide references to other films as when prochnow declares say hello to my little friend presaging his machine gun moment br br aimed at a demographic who have not the wherewithal to comprehend the sisyphean futility of the video game concept i e the game ends when you die – you cannot win this is merely a slasher film for the mindless and mindless at heart accordingly everyone dies in due course except for a heterosexual pair of attractive white people br br a better use for this film s scant yet misused budget might have been to send the cast through acting school although ona grauer s left breast did a good job as did her right breast – and those slomo running scenes priceless i especially liked the final scene with ona trying to act like she s been stabbed but looking like she s just eaten ice cream too fast br br attempting to do something more constructive with my time i pulled out my digitally restored th anniversary special edition widescreen anamorphic dvd of manos the hands of fate ah yes – the drugs were suitably brain numbing now here was some quality film making br br movie maniacs visit www poffysmoviemania com ,0
i have to say the first i watched this film was about years ago and i actually enjoyed it then i bought the dvd recently and upon a second viewing i wondered why i liked it the acting was awful and as usual we have the stereo typical clansmen in their fake costumes the acting was awful at best tim roth did an ok job as did liam neeson but i ve no idea what jessica lange was thinking br br the plot line was good but the execution was just poor i m tired of seeing scotland portrayed like this in the films braveheart was even worse though which is this films only saving grace but seriously people didn t speak like that in those days why do all the actors have to have glaswegian accents just another film to try and capture the essence of already tired and annoying stereotypes i notice the only people on here who say this film is good are the americans and to be honest i can see why they d like it i know they have an infatuation for men in kilts however if you are thinking of buying the dvd i d say spend your money on something else like a better film ,0
this one s a romp many trek fans don t rate this as high as the well known all time classic episodes because it lacks the deep meaning or undertone of those really great ones but this one is so well executed for what it is so successful as pure entertainment it always makes my personal list of the top half dozen episodes no matter what mood i m in several well known future movies westworld and tv shows the more bland fantasy island took their cue from the premise of this episode then of course the tng show revamped the concept with the holodeck technology beautifully filmed especially evident in the restored version and on dvd and directed it takes place in the nice park like setting of a planet which the enterprise has just arrived to it s odd that no animal life even insects seems to exist here how are flowers pollinated for example but things turn really odd when members of the landing party start seeing people from their past kirk has a people heavy past it turns out as well as figures from other well known fantasy stories sulu even finds an old style police revolver adding to his collection of swords no doubt br br by this point in the trek series halfway thru the first season the main characters had pretty much solidified into the old friends we d come to know over the many proceeding years here we get to really see them relax converse and work together to figure out this episode s puzzle the strong narrative is a mystery again of sorts and the audience is along for the ride as kirk friends seek to unravel a very bizarre series of events which have a decidedly amusing flavor to them it s almost whimsical following up on the carefree style established up on the starship as kirk was finally maneuvered into beaming down after showing definite signs of stress and fatigue the enterprise had it s suggested just completed a harrowing mission then dr mccoy is killed by a knight on horseback yes this is dr mccoy s final episode just kidding but it s no joke to the rest of the landing party at this point in the story mccoy really is dead for all intents and purposes and like the best trek episodes the nd half of this adventure escalates to a more frantic more desperate tempo of action and suspense this is all signaled by kirk s resolute response to sulu who voices his lack of understanding about any of these events just after mccoy s death kirk will get to the bottom of all this come what may br br but it doesn t get much easier for kirk what follows is probably the longest staged mano a mano fight for the series as kirk tussles with his nemesis from his academy days a struggle that seems to take place over half the planet yet this is counterbalanced by scenes of extraordinary tenderness with another of kirk s past acquaintances this episode runs the gamut of all human experience rather fitting in light of what we learn about the actual purpose of this weird planet it s gratifying that the script really does explain all of what s happened as opposed to some nonsensical approach which permeates many other fantasy sci fi series with similar plot lines unexplained appearances by persons who could not possibly be there and there actually is a subtext to the story that we humans need to work off our tensions and fatigue in a particular fashion or we just don t function in a normal natural way also note the appearance of the very cute yeoman barrows and the sudden absence of yeoman rand who did not return until the first trek movie in i believe that after this episode even more trek fans couldn t wait for the next appearance of all their favorite characters but i leave this episode with a final perhaps tantalizing thought if mccoy was killed verified by spock how do we know it was our real mccoy who beamed back up to the ship perhaps this explains why this mccoy was still inspecting starships about a century later and getting along very well with data ,1
i deliberately did not read any reviews of this movie on imdb before i watched it because i really wanted to see it and make up my own mind i have been a big fan of qt in the past i think we can all agree he has made some great movies but lately he seems to have been overcome by his own mystique and disappeared up his own fundament this movie proves that it consists of few scenes of the basterds at work it consists instead mostly of long tedious boring stretches of conversation between people that after a while you realise you just do not give a stuff about it s longwinded and lacks any of the great sparkling dialogue that qt has been responsible for in the past the entire movie is anticlimactic there is no tension what is going to happen in every scene is telegraphed so clearly in advance that by the time it happens you just don t care honestly folks don t believe the hype this is a very boring movie and you will be missing nothing if you don t see it ,0
okay this wasn t the worst movie i ve ever seen but i had heard lots of good things about it and i was sorely disappointed i could see where the film makers were coming from and that they were trying to express the fact that the two sides in this battle weren t a whole lot different from one another that the individuals were getting lost in the fighting etc etc well that s my presumption anyway br br at any rate the movie kind of bored me i ve watched a lot of really long movies but this one just seemed to drag on and on and on basically because i just couldn t bring myself to care for any of the characters i just kept thinking who cares i also found the acting to be rather dead pan and the dialogue strained i understand that this was the s and all but most of the conversations just seemed rather unnatural no one seemed to have any emotion throughout most of the film except during melodramatic events br br the romance in the story didn t seem to be supported by anything other than i m a guy and you re a girl which i don t consider much of a romance and yet i felt i was being steered to the belief that these people were in love oh well i guess it s the whole all this horror around us we have each other to cling to type thing or whatever i was also hoping for some sort of dynamic between the two best friends who both initially seemed to have an interest in the girl but that was just sort of dropped maybe avoiding a cliche love triangle i don t know br br oh well daniel holt was about the only character i really truly liked and sue lee was all right i didn t exactly dislike jake but he seemed a bit too spineless i guess jack bull i did not care for at all and i m pretty sure you re supposed to hate just about everyone else with the exception of the poor normal people who just get mowed down left and right it was pretty graphic and had that whole the horrors of war thing down but i ve seen plenty of other movies with the same theme done better i enjoyed the patriot a lot for instance even if it was a bit emotionally manipulative but as i ve already stated i m a cynic what can i say ,0
freeway killer is a madman who shoots people on the freeway while yelling a bunch of mystical chant on a car phone the police believe he is a random killer but sunny the blond heroine played by darlanne fluegel detects a pattern so does the ex cop played by james russo and they join forces and bodies in the search for the villain who has done away with their spouses also starring richard belzer this movie has its moments especially if you like car chases but its really not a good movie for the most part check it out if you re really bored and have already seen the hitcher joy ride or breakdown otherwise stay away from the freeway ,0
this is an old fashioned wonderfully fun children s movie with surely the most appealing novice witch ever unlike many modern stories which seem to revel in dark witchcraft this is simply a magical tale of hocus pocus that is cute light hearted and charming br br the tale is set back in in the english village of peppering eye where three cockney children charlie carrie paul rollins are being evacuated out of danger from world war ii city air raids they are mistakingly sent to live with eglantine price who is studying by correspondence course to become an apprentice witch eglantine and the trio of children use a magic bed knob in order to travel to london on their flying bed here they encounter emilius browne the fraudulent headmaster of miss price s witchcraft training correspondence school miss price sets about working on spells designed to bring inanimate objects to life meanwhile they must also deal with a shady character called the bookman and his associate swinburne br br angela lansbury is of course marvelously endearing as the eccentric witch in training miss price david tomlinson plays mr browne headmaster of the defunct witchcraft school who has now turned street magician this actor was previously cast as the children s father in the movie mary poppins in fact this film is a tale quite reminiscent of the earlier mary poppins both wonderful fantasy stories for children perhaps this movie doesn t have quite such memorable music as chim chim cheree but it does boast some appealing little tunes some have been critical but the movie features excellent special effects all in all the story is enchanting family entertainment it s a pity if modern children are too sophisticated for this lovely bewitching tale which should appeal to the child in all of us ,1
warning this review may contain spoilers the back of the box is misleading it says all this crap about kids telling ghost stories which they do but then it implies that they will all be killed by some killer in the woods this doesn t happen the stories they tell are a little interesting specifically the one with the dog and all that licking but most are rather boring monsters in the woods some mute girl and the main one the whole movie ,0
lauren himmel s debut movie is well directed with a nice polished feel to it there s a strong storyline going on with a meaningful point to it all even if at the end nothing is resolved hence the name treading water the storyline revolves around a lesbian couple and their battle with ones mother for acceptance ,1
i feel the movie did not portray smith historically the goal of this movie was to tell smith s life in a way that would be comfortable to the lds church leaders historical accuracy seems to have been of little concern the movie was designed to be a faith promoting experience not a balanced view of smith as a man i have taken it upon myself to study smith s life and have read both lds works and none lds works the movie like most lds projects was beautifully filmed and well acted however this was not a realistic portrayal of either the beginnings of mormonism or smith s relatively short life br br a significant period of time was given to reenacting an accident that smith had when he was seven while this event was no doubt important in forming his mental outlook it appears that the main reason for including it in the film is to help establish a sympathetic view of joseph smith another point is in portraying smith s teen years the film is silent regarding the smith family s involvement in magical practices during the s another problem is while the movie shows joseph smith good naturedly entering into wrestling contests it fails to show how he sometimes lost his temper and became violent br br i could go on and on this movie was not historical in any way and should be considered a fictional movie about a man i would not recommend seeing this movie for any other purpose other then entertainment ,0
one must admit that dev has an eye for beauty and talent he gave a break to zeenat aman a successful model and also former winner of beauty pageant s title by casting her in a role which was tailor made for her debut her bespectacled stoned look and her swaying at the hypnotizing music made her an instant darling of the viewers this movie is a treat to the eyes with it s scenic locales ethnic people those buddha temples and chirpy naughty mumtaz who looks quite attractive in her ethnic wear and dancing skills dev is of course adorable and this is one of his commercially successful performance hare rama manages to keep the interest going with it s carefully written script editing and captivating music like des pardes his another movie anand has handled the topic of youngsters falling in the habit of drug addiction and the theory of them coming from disturbed families and troubled childhood is quite plausible a good entertainer this movie retains it s freshness till date ,1
i really should have learned more about this movie before renting it it was one of those movies where you keep watching it figuring it s got to get better then when it ends you feel stupid for having wasted precious time in your life that you can never get back ice t did his bad guy thing and well that was the highlight of the evening the pictures of the shuttle looks like it was done with a little toy inside of a box and the spacewalking scenes were funny because you could see the strings attached to the space suits the script was lacking and the car chase scene with the guy bleeding and going unconscious was incredible because he drove better than i could have on one of my best days all in all i have seen worse but this sure isn t one i d recommend or want to remember ,0
it s new year s eve a cop killer in the form of laurence fishburne end up at a precinct that s closing down due till snow when the people are layed siege on cops have to team up with cons to survive this re make of the john carpenter classic just had to add a few beyond stupid plot twists take out all the tension and add a horrid john lequizamo to the cast didn t it the first film was thrilling gritty and a joy to watch this one is more hollywood clichéd and painful to behold the only thing i took from this movie was ocd can be very annoying very the ending song is sooooooooooooooooo bad br br my grade d br br dvd extras commentary by richet demonaco and jeffrey silver delet scenes with optional commentary minute armed and dangerous featurette on the weapons expert and a half minute behind precinct walls plan of attack the assault team and a half minute behind the scenes featurette trailers for unleashed white noise seed of chucky br br miscelanious i got this at best buy and it came with a bonus disc including the first minutes of cry wolf a minute first look at unleashed the trailer for that film and a fuzion interview with john leguizamo,0
to be fair it has been several years since i watched the bile committed to celluloid known as here on earth so forgive me if my memory of the film is a little sketchy i ll stick with the main points which plague the soul of the unfortunate viewer br br scene one chris klein after having been thrown out of prep school because he looks like a seventeen year old yes very believable gives what i assume is his valedictorian speech to a field let me repeat that for you a field i think we re supposed to be moved by the combination of shame and eloquence he is failing to express klein has the delivery and facial expressions of a cardboard cutout he is a decent looking piece of cardboard but little more br br scene two after some joyriding and teenage pyromaniac hijinks chris klein and josh hartnett do some damage to the local diner of which he is forced to rebuild of course because who better to help with construction than some random moron who crashed into it burned it in the first place better yet let s have said random moron move in on josh hartnett s girl miss sobeski the girl he fancies for her equally wooden line delivery br br scene three chris klein s character is making out with leelee sobeski s character and decides to name her various body parts after the states on the eastern seaboard my soul weeps really how can this scenario turn out well surely you must alienate several million people if you imply their home is equivalent to miss sobeski s more erm feminine areas secondly naming her breasts after new york and new jersey prompts some confusion as to whether miss sobeski is actually freakishly disproportionate br br scene four leelee is running she falls down this gives her knee cancer we always knew it could come back her father says right knee cancer from tripping perhaps i missed something as i said it s been a few years surely i missed something didn t i for the love of god please tell me the girl did not contract knee cancer from falling down br br that scream you just heard was my soul dying ,0
after seeing jeremy brett as sherlock holmes no actor should ever display such conceit as to imagine that he could ever come close to mr brett s portrayal of one of the most interesting characters in literature jeremy brett is sherlock holmes and in my opinion there can be no other the great actor basil rathbone is i must admit a close second but is still second one might make the argument that mr rathbone s screenplays were inferior to the absolutely top notch productions afforded mr brett and to this i would agree however when all is said and done jeremy brett will always and forever be the only actor to truly become sherlock holmes the book should be closed on this subject and we the public left to enjoy mr brett s unique performances br br bill rogers br br sonarman yahoo com ,1
a group of evil businessmen need to knock down a building to build a huge complex but they can t remove the tenants the tenants and businessmen with their hired thugs clash until the film ends with one of the funniest fights ever the guy with the ginger hair who goes eeeeehhhh every time he throws a punch and the other guy who poses with a knife in his mouth instead of fighting only to be beaten off camera make this essential viewing if you like to laugh at films rather than with them ,1
cactus flower is what i call a pizza movie a personal favorite that never fails to satisfy perfect for an evening at home with a pizza knowing all the lines and what lines by heart only enhances the enjoyment br br since so many others here have retold the plot i ll simply add the correction that bergman s character miss dickinson was a nurse receptionist meaning she was a skilled nurse and therefore an educated person not just a receptionist br br bergman s performance in this film and the film itself was largely dismissed at the time but today s audiences will marvel at her range not just the impeccable comic timing but the ability to make us believe her character is unaware of her own feelings while revealing them so clearly to toni and to us while the general plot stretches credibility bergman s performance is compelling honest and utterly believable br br also a standout is jack weston s performance as the matthau s old friend and co conspirator harvey no one could deliver a zinger like weston and i a l diamond s script gives him plenty for example that s such a big dirty rotten lie it has class weston excelled at slightly seedy characters because he exuded a warmth that allowed you to forgive his characters flaws br br the film is a fairly straight adaptation of the abe burrows play which was itself adapted from a french play by barillet and gredy on broadway matthau s role was played by barry nelson bergman s by lauren bacall and hawn s by brenda vaccaro it ran for performances three years and was nominated for two tony awards vaccaro and burt brinckerhoff who played igor br br for me the film s score written and adapted by the legendary quincy jones is another highlight the main theme a time for love is anytime is performed by sarah vaughn over the opening and closing credits it is also insinuated in different arrangements throughout the film most notably as the romantic piano music underscoring berman s speech to hawn in the record store jones also created covers of popular songs from the period to sir with love i m a believer for the night club scenes as with all of the film s elements there is a tremendous amount of talent taste and professionalism evident br br in my opinion few modern romantic comedies can hold a candle to this classic it s great to finally have it available on dvd time to call for a pizza ,1
a film that is so much a s warners film in an era when each studio had a particular look and style to their output unlike today where simply getting audiences is the object br br curitz was one of the quintessential warners house directors working with tight economy and great efficiency whilst creating quality working methods that were very much the requirements of a director at warners a studio that was one of the big five majors in this era producing quality films for their large chains of theatres br br even though we have a setting of the upper classes on long island there is the generic warners style embedded here with a narrative that could have been torn from the headlines another example is the when the photographers comment on the girls legs early in the film and she comments that they re not the trophies gives the film a more working mans down to earth feel for these were the audiences that warners were targeting in the great depression ironically columbia and universal were the two minors under these five majors until the s when their involvement in television changed their fortunes they would have made something like this very cheaply and without the polish and great talent curtiz has created from an excellent script a film that moves along at a rapid pace whilst keeping the viewer with great camera angles and swift editing br br thank heavens there is no soppy love interest sub plot so the fun can just keep rolling along ,1
though frank loesser s songs are some of the finest that broadway has to offer they re bollixed by joseph l mankiewicz lethargic staging and uninspired presentation when it s over it barely feels like you ve watched a musical mankiewicz doesn t seem to know how to present loesser s challenging but tuneful melodies for maximum effect for example one of the best numbers the showstopping adelaide s lament concludes by having adelaide vivian blaine belt out the finale while sitting on a chaise lounge and stubby kaye s faux spiritual sit down you re rockin the boat has his backing choir sitting in folding chairs while he simply stands there mankiewicz zaps all the fun out of everything by letting static scenes go on too long and his dialogue adapted from abe burrows stage book has none of the wit that his films like all about eve have part of the blame has to go to the leads just about all of whom are miscast marlon brando looks bewildered as to why he s in a musical frank sinatra plays way too nice a guy and has none of the edge which makes him so essential the songs are not tailored to his style and jean simmons barely registers the way a shirley jones might only blaine as the lovelorn showgirl adelaide commands our attention like a broadway pro should the colorful art direction is by joseph wright and howard bristol created the flashy sets ,0
i was suckered in by the big names rob lowe mario van peebles burt reynolds and the fact that it was an independent film unbelievably slow beginning minutes two dreary songs and a botched rip off i didn t care about the characters and the plot never tempted me to even pretend it could be realistic i can t believe this is what makes it to the screen i loved watching this film because it felt so good when it was over ,0
a washed up reporter called bart crosbie pat o brien blackmails gang boss heinz webber george colouris for the money to pay for his son to have a life saving operation in return he agrees to turn himself in for the murder of his editor whom the gang killed in order to prevent an incriminating story being printed about them br br typical poverty row b pic of the time directed for far more than it s worth by terence fisher who within months of making this would become one of the leading british horror film directors at the hammer studio the script is far fetched and teen idol tommy steele guitar in hand was drafted in to sing a poor rock and roll number called the rebel at a coffee bar that acts as a legitimate front for the gang s activities ,0
i m going to go on the record as the second person who has after years of using the imdb to look up movies been motivated by nacho s film the abandoned to create an account and post a comment this was hands down the worst movie i ve ever seen in my entire life the plot was on the verge of non existence and none of the puzzle pieces added up in any way whatsoever the acting was laughable and the writing was embarrassing how this film got backed and came to be is completely beyond me the only saving grace i could find was anastasia hille s cunning and repetitive use of the f word and brilliant sound design if i were faced with the option of seeing this film again or being mauled by wild bores i would be up against a difficult decision i m disappointed that i am unable to give it stars ,0
an art house maven s dream overrated overpraised overdone a pretentious melange that not only did not deserve best picture of on its own merits it was dwarfed by the competition from the start place in the sun detective story streetcar named desire abbott and costello meet the invisible man you name it if it came out in it s better than this arthouse crapola the closing ballet is claptrap for the intellectual crowd out of place and in the wrong movie few actors in their time were less capable at acting or less charismatic than kelly and caron my worst of i saw movies and among the worst best picture oscar winners ,0
some comments here on imdb have likened dog bite dog to the classic cat iii films of the s but although it is undoubtedly brutal violent and very downbeat this film from pou soi cheang isn t really sleazy lurid or sensationalist enough to earn that comparison however it still packs a punch that makes it worth a watch particularly if gritty hard edged action is your thing br br edison chen plays pang a cambodian hit man who travels to hong kong to assassinate the wife of a judge sam lee is wai the ruthless cop who is determined to track him down whatever the cost with wai closing in on his target pang will stop at nothing to ensure his escape—until he meets yue a pretty illegal immigrant who needs his help to escape her life of abuse br br a relentlessly harsh drama with great cinematography amazing sound design a haunting score and solid performances from chen and lee as well as newcomer pei pei as pang s love interest dog bite dog is one for fans of hard hitting asian hyper violence think along the lines of chan wook park s vengeance trilogy stabbings shootings merciless beatings all happen regularly in this film and are caught unflinchingly by director cheang br br of course this is the kind of tale that is destined to have an unhappy ending for all involved and sure enough pretty much everyone in this film dies rather nasty deaths unfortunately there is a fine line between tragedy and unintentional comedy and in its final moments dog bite dog crosses it in a laughably over dramatic final scene pang and wai are locked in battle as a pregnant yue looks on eventually after all three have suffered severe stab wounds during the fracas a wounded pang performs a diy ceasarean on a now dead yue delivering their baby moments before he himself dies br br whilst this film might not be a classic slice of hong kong excess with its deliriously ott action and stylish visuals it s still worth seeking out ,1
in this movie the year looks much like the seventies this is amusing at first but soon the viewer perceives how very different that decadent futuristic world is despite the appearances how many things that we take for granted could become unavailable br br characters often interact in a peculiar way with no tact or manners or respect i believe this is intentional not bad acting after all who witnessed the social changes in the s and s may well assume that by an overpopulated city s inhabitants behave like that br br i didn t like most of the action scenes apart the death of the priest too cheap even for the seventies the plot isn t too polished but the great scenes and ideas like the death of sol the way rioters and dead bodies are dealt with the furniture outweigh the shortcomings of this film br br out of ,1
florence vidor stars as the daughter of a strict bible toting father who throws her out of the house when gossip taints her name in the big city she finds the dying wife of her own brother the two had secretly married and raises their child on her own years later she goes back home to confront her family br br this old melodrama is heavily larded with fascinating feminist themes circa but sounding remarkably modern some of it is laid on with a trowel as the father theodore roberts gives his eyebrows a real workout but it s well put together dramatically and lovingly composed and shot by cinematographer henry sharp ,1
some films that you pick up for a pound turn out to be rather good rd century films released dozens of obscure italian and american movie that were great but although hardgore released some fulci films amongst others the bulk of their output is crap like the zombie chronicles br br the only positive thing i can say about this film is that it s nowhere near as annoying as the stink of flesh other than that its a very clumsy anthology film with the technical competence of a lego house built by a whelk br br it s been noted elsewhere but you really do have to worry about a film that inserts previews of the action into its credit sequence so by the time it gets to the zombie attacks you ve seen it all already br br bad movie fans will have a ball watching the continuity mistakes and the diabolical acting of the cast especially the hitchhiker who was so bad he did make me laugh a bit and kudos to hardgore for getting in to the spirit of things by releasing a print so bad it felt like i was watching some beat up home video of a camping trip br br awful awful stuff we ve all made stuff like this when we ve gotten a hold of a camera but common sense prevails and these films languish in our cupboards somewhere avoid ,0
pecker is another mainstream film by john waters done on a smaller than serial mom the title character of pecker has a hobby of taking pictures of anything he sees it doesn t matter if it s dirty or shocking when he takes pictures he soon uses the pictures he taken and puts them on display at his work pecker live in a semi normal middle class family his dad works at a drinking bar with a claw machine but doesn t make enough money with a lesbian stripper bar across the street his mom runs a thrift shop and loves to dress up poor people his older sister tina works at a gay bar where her specialty is trade his younger little chrissy has a habit of eating sugar sugar and nothing but sugary food his grandmother memama has a small statue of the virgin mary and plays ventriloquist with it he also has friends on of his friends matt is a chronic shoplifter and his girlfriend shelley runs a laundry mat as if she was a dictator soon a tourist from new york buys his pictures and displays them at an art gallery with the picture comes fame but the pictures expose the unusual life style of his friends and family s simple life for an r rated film pecker is sure tamer than most of waters previous r rated films and even pink flamingos another out of ,1
i’d been interested in watching this ever since it was cited as the worst film ever on an entry devoted to s sci fi cinema in a british periodical from the early s entitled “the movie” incidentally the leonard maltin film guide also awarded this the unenviable bomb rating when it came out on dvd last year i became interested in purchasing the “cult camp classics” box set in which it was included along with queen of outer space and the giant behemoth however since recently acquiring queen on dvd r i had put paid to the idea br br happily i’ve just stumbled upon the film on divx – however the print wasn’t culled from the warners dvd which is said to boast a surprisingly pleasant looking transfer but rather a muddy tv print…though not so much that the detail is lost in other words it was like watching the film in sepia as opposed to black and white anyway to get to the matter at hand i have to admit that in a way i was disappointed the film didn’t prove to be the laugh fest i had anticipated all this time maltin calls it “hilariously awful” actually i found it quite engaging – and thankfully brief at a little over an hour in length some undeniably amusing bits remain though – such as when the old nurse starts screaming her head off at the sight of the foot woman and when the sheriff’s deputy almost runs over his chief and the leading lady’s butler in his enthusiasm to be of assistance in such an unusual case neither did the special effects hit me as being “among the funniest” maltin again on film – though they’re certainly embarrassingly bad br br o k so the idea that an alien in giant sized human form clad in cave man rags and radioactive to boot coming to earth in a big ball shaped spaceship and apparently after the heroine’s prized necklace is utter nonsense – and his quasi transparent appearance does it no favors at all…but really it’s the human story that holds our attention relatively speaking the character of the philandering husband isn’t very interesting but his two women are wealthy but nagging alcoholic wife allison hayes and ambitious vixenish girlfriend yvette vickers also involved in the narrative are hayes’ faithful servant already mentioned a couple of cops one of them as noted elsewhere being amiably goofy and as many doctors one of whom is named dr cushing and another a specialist who’s called in when hayes starts growing in size after being exposed to radiation br br of course the film could be seen as the reversed female version of the incredible shrinking man – though it wouldn’t be fair to compare the two further as the jack arnold richard matheson classic is far more psychological intellectual in approach actually hayes doesn’t seem to be that bothered with her ‘condition’ and in fact takes advantage of it in order to teach her husband a lesson however her rampage – exaggerated in movie posters of the era – is rather quaint especially when considering that it only occurs in the last ten minutes or so when not shown the damage caused by her enormous but highly unconvincing hand especially when lifting the puppet that’s supposed to be her husband she’s mostly seen walking in long shot and almost from behind with her size even inconsistent in proportion to the buildings she passes by still hayes’ demise via electrocution when she bumps into an electrical cable is competently done br br finally i followed this with its tv remake with daryl hannah as the titular creature – which i rented specifically for this purpose ,0
reviews for this film were lukewarm at best while expectations were sky high a big budget tons of popular faces a rather funny idea and a main actress everyone loves the end result is a disaster alice tremblay s supposedly humorous journey in fantasy world fails in every way to entertain it s audience i didn t hear a single laugh throughout the entire presentation going through it s page thin story line and one dimensional characters without a single spark not a sign of the magic it wished it had the minutes of film here are sterile with clumsy direction and some good actors doing their best to come of as professionals in a feature that certainly couldn t seem that great an idea on the set let alone on paper l odyssée d alice tremblay is a collage of comic sketches linked together with a very thin layer of good ideas avoid or boredom will haunt you ,0
as i expected would happen too many reviews of this film from professionals and amateurs alike have focused as much if not more on the film s ideology that s because the sea inside aka mar adentro is a film about euthanasia specifically it s a true story about an infamous galician named ramón sampedro who fought for many years for the right to assisted suicide who was denied that right by the spanish constitutional court and who well i don t want to ruin the ending of the film for you br br the real life sampedro catalyzed a national debate on euthanasia in spain now with producer director writer composer editor alejandro amenábar s abre los ojos and the others biopic the sea inside another rhetorical aid has been provided in the international debate on this hot button issue br br but as i keep saying to deaf ears your opinion pro or con on the film s ideology shouldn t affect your rating of the film you re not supposed to be rating the philosophical or political messages that amenábar wants to make you re supposed to be rating the film as a film maybe that s a bit too idealistic as none of us can likely completely divorce our evaluations from our ideological biases but idealistic or not that s the goal br br so forget about the philosophical and political issues for a moment as a film amenábar has turned in one of his most elegant and mature works to date he does not focus on societal debates he does not focus on sampedro s legal political struggles he focuses on sampedro as a man living out his days confined to a bed in his brother s home br br sampedro played here in an amazing performance by javier bardem was a quadriplegic as the film begins he has been a quadriplegic for years that condition was brought about as amenábar shows us through marvelously shot flashbacks by a diving accident sampedro was distracted by a beautiful woman miscalculated the water dove in snapped his neck and almost drowned as a quadriplegic he eventually began writing poetry some of which was published in a book entitled cartas desde el infierno letters from hell in real life sampedro s book became a best seller in spain perhaps taking sampedro s artistic work as a cue amenábar has created an elegantly poetic film br br most of the sea inside is set inside sampedro s bedroom the focus in these scenes is bardem s complex and sublime performance as a quadriplegic bardem is limited to moving his head and talking he has mastered subtle changes of expression and inflection to convey a deep character with a multifaceted intellectual approach to life bardem and amenábar have sampedro often waxing philosophical in understated speech but there s always a combination of a wicked sense of humor passion for the aesthetic including music and women and a sadness and even occasionally bitterness not far below the surface different underlying emotions occasionally break through like waves on the skin of the ocean br br the people sampedro interacts with most frequently facilitate this in complex ways these others include his sister in law manuela mabel rivera who has been his chief caretaker since sampedro s accident his brother josé celso bugallo who is one of the vocal objectors to sampedro s wish to die and with whom there is an underlying unresolved issue it seems like maybe josé was the one to save sampedro from drowning his nephew javier tamar novas who is perhaps the most understanding towards him a right to die advocate gené clara segura a pro bono lawyer julia belén rueda whom he wanted because she had a degenerative disease cadasil cerebral autosomal dominant arteriopathy with subcortical infarcts and leukoencephalopathy and would thus by more empathic and who he falls in love with and rosa lola dueñas a local woman who works at a cannery and moonlights as a dj who heard about him from the media who wants to convince him to desire to live and who falls in love with him br br the bulk of the film consists of these characters interacting with sampedro in his room there are also a few other ancillary characters including sampedro s father who remains oddly distant and a notorious and media conscious priest padre francisco josé maría pou who does his best to change sampedro s mind via philosophy theology in a scene often mistakenly characterized as comic it has an attendant comic element but the scene is primarily very serious br br that most of the film takes place in sampedro s room ingeniously gives the couple significant changes in setting greater impact sampedro s room has a nice big window which he says he is satisfied with as an observation point on the world maybe even more importantly he regularly imagines the window as a launching pad through which he flies across the hillsides to the ocean which he always loved and which has been the most influential force in his life it provided his living when he was younger and took his mobility away amenábar gives us a fantastical sequence of sampedro imagining one of his flights to the sea it is beautifully shot with low angles presumably from a helicopter of the hills rushing by until we follow a stream to the wide open ocean which in this film represents freedom the infinite and natural forces br br the other significant change of setting arrives with sampedro finally taking to a wheelchair he otherwise refused them saying they mocked his immobility to make an appearance in court to help plead his case amenábar gives us a poignant melancholy travelogue shot subjectively of sampedro viewing life and the world in action from the car window br br whether you agree with legalizing euthanasia or not it s difficult to deny that this is a well acted well scripted and well constructed film you may not believe that it s a ten and that s even more unlikely if you disagree with legalizing euthanasia but it s still worth watching as a fine example of artistic sophisticated film making ,1
very entertaining and a great cast as noted i d like to add that bruce dern did a fine job also as is usually the case worth renting if you can find it which has proved difficult for me also note that the amazon link from this page currently goes to a different movie of the same name ,1
forget neo and bourne and all those half baked made up modern heroes they only look year oldish to please the wide audience of geeks that want to be their heroes since they cannot be rambo or mcclane or even indiana jones hollywood allowed a bunch of fakes that have no beard and yet fulfill teenagers wishes to see something that looks very much like an action flick br br however their action set pieces are just painful to watch and any girl may challenge their masculinity without question this explains the recrudescence of oldies on our silver screens over the past few years for better rocky rambo or worse die hard where john mcclane brace yourselves had no beard br br i say it is high time a new hero walked up and put their reign to an end this largo winch movie is far from perfect and perhaps too predictable at times but at least tomer sisley delivered a very promising performance as an action hero and the only one time where he was weakened is when mélanie thierry shaved his beard i rest my case br br i didn t know it when i entered the theater room but this might be the movie i ve been waiting for a decade for the first time in france since belmondo can a movie be both well crafted and rooted in b genre without blushing over its performance in the meantime all we had to chew on was either a gigantic pile of dung or something too restricted to reach a wider audience in other words it was le pacte des loups or dobermann i like dobermann mind you i believe largo winch has what it takes to be both popular and quality film making br br i exited the theater room very pleased and hungry for more ,1
honestly i find this film almost too depressing for my own good it is very depressing until pretty much the very end there is no way i can justify passing judgement to any character who did things i didn t like well except for the disgusting character played by fredrick forrest but it s still so frustrating to see people behaving this way putting up walls around themselves when just a word or so could break the ice and promote healing br br a horrible tragedy strikes a montana family they believe they ve lost one son but it turns out they ve lost the key is if they just communicate and face their grief together they won t end up losing their second son permanently br br but they just can t something is blocking this family from sharing their sorrows some family retreat into silence and resentment while certain others point fingers of blame and then go ahead and cheat on their poor pregnant wife by seducing the pretty girlfriend of the deceased that andy character truly is a snake the only member of the family that isn t threatening arnold in some way is his grandpa wilford brimley grandpa seems to be able to speak to the boy without judgements or even kid gloves he seems to know what the child is thinking about even though arnold isn t saying much these days it is truly a blessing for the poor kid to have that one someone he can turn to no one else seems to grasp the fact that arnold might be in shock in denial or that his way of grieving may not be the same style or at the same speed as they would expect it s so easy to judge and to be angry and to feel someone is made of stone just because they don t grieve in a way we believe they ought br br the story is very quiet and naturalistic you re not going to get some spoon fed narration or some hollywood feel good resolution i was very concerned by the fact that this child was so burdened with guilt that he felt it necessary to hitchhike several hundred miles to apologize to that piggy andy s wife for something he should not blame himself for arnold may have accidentally killed his brother but nobody is responsible for the end of that marriage which apparently was a lousy one anyway except for the two people in the marriage it s only dumb luck arnold didn t get into the car with a pedophile or a murderer br br robert duvall and glenn close are frustratingly effective as the parents who somehow cannot find it in themselves to communicate with their son to find out what arnold is going through jason presson whom i ve not seen anywhere else except for a childhood favorite called explorers and a creepy ghost story called the lady in white did an incredible job as arnold a great performance from a child actor br br aside from being somewhat slow at times the stone boy is an excellent and very depressing movie ,1
incredible documentary captured all the frenzied chaos and misery which loomed over nyc on that fateful morning of september th intense personal and completely riveting is perhaps the greatest documentary ever made by accident which kind of gives it an even greater appeal up until that morning filmmakers gideon and jules naudet had been following around a new york firefighter team concentrating specifically on one new recruit in a little piece they were shooting dealing with the rigorous training to become a fireman out with the team that morning filming yet another simple routine cleanup jules lifts his camera up to the sky just in time to record one of the only known images of the first plane hitting the world trade center and from there a simple documentary was no more br br viewers are given a first hand account of what it was like to be in and around ground zero as the amazing group of fire fighters and one profoundly bewildered cameraman attempt to navigate this disaster without hesitation naudet follows these automatically programmed heroes into the tower while it s entire support crumbles around them the raw fear of an unknown impending doom lurks with more viability then any fictional production could ever fathom as we watch less and less become audible and visible for those trapped inside nearly as memorable is older brother gideon s candid capturing of an entire city in the throngs of a larger and more palpable fear then anything they had collectively witnessed by the time we get to see the second tower collapse as the cameraman shields himself from apocalyptic debris we should all but be rinsing the dirt off ourselves from the amazingly up close footage captured br br obviously the filmmakers deserve only as much credit as being in the right place at the right time to document such an extraordinary event though one can only admire the two brothers in their extraordinary adaptation to such an event in a few desperate minutes we witness them become like the firemen they document only instead of saving lives they knew they had to save footage even if it cost them their own safety br br after viewing and seeing that it came out in i feel much more resentment towards oliver stone s recent rendition the big budgeted world trade center many had criticized the film for ignorantly narrowing down the focus to those two survivors trapped in rubble and although i enjoyed the movie just fine for the small and sentimental hollywood focus it brought all but renders his film completely obsolete not only will this utterly gripping footage remain the only definitive collection from that day but the sublime transfer of motives midway ensures that this documentary has all the heart and character needed to never sensationalize the event again ,1
who are the people that star in this thing never heard of them but this is one of the funniest comedies i have run across it should win the putz puller prize for parody the absurd starts with dr jeykl snorting his powder and turning into a sex fiend he is pursued by libido driven nurse early in the movie in one of the funniest scenes of the movie pay attention to the hospital pa system in the background rather like the system in mash the final scene with hyde accepting the award has had me laughing for years oh and the busty nurse is cassandra peterson who went on to become elvira mistress of the dark br br if you liked the mel brooks classic movies blazing saddles etc i suspect you d like this one br br damn shame you can t get it on dvd anywhere br br it s available on dvd now good thing dvds don t wear out from use ,1
first off the lead brad dourif is a kook if you re trying to take this movie seriously then i guarantee he s going to ruin it for you if you don t take him too seriously then he s actually kind of fun to watch as with another reviewer i loved the scene where lisa cynthia bain and dourif are declaring their love for each other in between dodging the jets of flame shooting out of his arm in the car another great campy scene was watching john landis as a snotty radio show producer getting toasted and flailing around the room in fact i found the last minutes of the movie to be a non stop laugh riot i m just not sure if tobe hooper meant it to be that way ,0
first off i am in my mid s been watchin horror films since i was a kid so i have seen a lot of variety imo this is not as bad as the multitudes that gave this a or br br yes it is a low budget horror flick the dialog is soso and acting tolerable sometimes the basis of this film plotwise is actually pretty good for those of you old enough to remember or lucky enough to have seen them on dvd this is very much like a s movie of the week just add in blood and minor gore minor t a and swearing without big names that is it to a t i would rather watch this than jason vs godzilla or whatever other continuois crap is out there tho not as good evil dead was a low budget film at least give these guys credit for trying with acouple mil budget this could have been a pretty good flick my score a watchable ,0
seems everyone in this film is channeling woody allen they stammer and pause and stammer some more only for really die hard denero fans it tries to appear as edgy and artistic but it comes off as looking like a very very low budget film made by college students the most often used word in the whole film is hum the film does peg the atmosphere of the late sixties early seventies though if you like films where people are constantly talking over each other horrible lighting even if it is for art s sake and makes you feel like you are sitting in on a lame political meeting then you might like this but you need to be really bored i found this cd in the dollar bin and now i know why ,0
and it s only january still i m sure of it br br by far this is among the worst swedish movies i ve ever seen and to be honest swedish movies ain t that good in general it have been claimed to be original and perhaps it can be seen as that for people who never seen a english speaking movie for us who have been to the cinema the last years it can t help but to feel like måns mårlind and björn stein have been sitting down one weekend going through the most successful movies from the last years and tried to squeeze it all together in to one swedish package what can i say the outcome can just be poor first of all the story is just weak to begin with even worse when it s not just a poor story it s a wish to combine to very poor stories first a failed try to make swedish action á la matrix and then combine it with a really bad moral story and if you thought it could not be worse you ll notice all the cool stuff that just have been thrown in there for absolutely no reason at all more than in a bad way trying to show that sweden also can do hollywood movies which we can t nor should try to for example the main plot is tried to made deeper by letting youths play a computer game called storm having absolutely nothing at all with the story or for example how there is a internet side about storm while all the sudden it just is the main characters consciousness really i don t think even stein or mårlind can see a point with three quarters of the movie more than just trying to show off poor extra effects for the actors i ve got to admit eric ericson does a pretty good job except he does the same job the whole movie through even tough storm tries to be a movie about the personal development of dd he does not change one bit in his way of acting jonas karlsson well to be honest i thought he was a fairly respected actor but judging by storm really he just have to be ashamed of this movie his character and his scar lastly eva röse is just beyond critic both her character and her acting the only reasons storm succeeds of not getting a is for eric ericson and what can i say at least it tries ,0
if you are looking for eye candy you may enjoy sky captain sky captain is just a video game injected with live performers the visials are nice and interesting to look at during the entire movie now saying that the visuals are the only thing good in sky captain br br after ten minutes i knew i was watching one of the worse movies of all time i was hoping this movie would get better but it never achieved any degree of interest after thirty minutes the urge to walk out kept growing and growing now i own over movies and have seen probably five times that number yet this is only the second movie i felt like walking out of my entire life br br acting there is none the three main performers are pitiful jude law also in the other movie i wanted to walk out on is just awful in the title role i would rather sit through ben affleck in gigli than watch law again br br paltrow tries so hard to be campy that it backfires in her face the last article i had read said that paltrow is thinking of staying home and being a mother rather than acting after this performance i would applaud that decision br br story soap operas are better written the story behind sky captain starts out bad and gets continually worse as it progresses br br directing none everything was put into the special effects that story acting and directing suffer greatly even the phantom menace had better acting and that is not saying a great deal br br i would have to give this movie a out of avoid paying theatre prices and wait until video release ,0
originally filmed in as a tv pilot mulholland dr was rejected the next year david lynch received money to film new scenes to make the movie suitable to be shown in theaters he did so and created one of the greatest most bizarre and nightmarish films ever made br br the film really doesn t have main characters but if there were main characters they would be betty naomi watts and rita laura elena harring betty is a perky blonde who s staying in her aunt s apartment while she auditions for parts in movies she finds rita in her aunt s apartment and decides to help her you see rita s lost her memory she has no clue who she is she takes her name rita from a gilda poster in the bathroom so the two set out to discover who rita really is br br david lynch has been known for making some weird movies but this film is the definition of weird it s bizarre nightmarish and absolute indescribable it s like a dream captured on film by the minute point the film has become extremely confusing but if you ve been watching closely it will make perfect sense having watched the movie and then read an article on the internet pointing out things in the film i now understand the movie completely br br the acting is very good watts is terrific justin theroux is very good as a hollywood director facing problems with the local mob the music is excellent angelo badalamenti delivers one of his finest scores and the directing hah david lynch is as masterful a filmmaker as ever there was br br is this your type of film well that depends you should probably view more of lynch s work before watching this movie you ll need to be patient with the film and probably watch it a second time to pick up the many clues lynch has left throughout the movie for lynch fans this is a dream come true br br mulholland dr is a masterpiece it s brilliant enigmatic and masterfully filmed i love it ,1
i don t know about the real cobb but i got the distinct impression that the filmmakers aim was to try to soften his jagged edges and reputation not give us a true portrait of the man himself in the movie besides a few racist remarks he s shown to be just another hard nosed cantakerous old coot he s so full of life with a heart of gold more or less this is also the worst acting i ve seen t l jones do he brings nothing new or subtle to his stereotyped character he just doesn t flesh out cobb in a way that pulls me into the movie not for one minute did i forget that it was tommy lee jones on the screen pretending to be ty cobb robert wuhl didnt impress either the comedic elements in this movie were just distracting and didnt ring true at all a bloody waste of time it is,0
i just saw this movie on tv br br i ve lost my dad when i was young and this movie surely did touch me br br i can feel the lost that the little girl desi felt br br the feeling of wanting to see her father again br br wanting to talk to him br br or at least given the chance to say goodbye br br and i m so touched with the letter that was wrote back to her br br saying that her father read her letter and sent it back to someone to reply her and buy her a present because there isn t a shop in heaven br br it just lets me feel that miracles do exist ,1
in the tradition of g men the house on nd street the street with no name now comes the fbi story one of those carefully supervised films that showed the federal bureau of investigation in the best possible light while it s year director j edgar hoover was alive it would be showed in no other kind of light br br the book by don whitehead that this film is based on is a straight forward history of the bureau from it s founding in until roughly the time the film the fbi story came out it s important sometimes to remember there was an fbi before j edgar hoover headed it some of that time is covered in the film as well br br but warner brothers was not making a documentary so to give the fbi flesh and blood the fictional character of john chip hardesty was created hardesty as played by james stewart is a career fbi man who graduated law school and rather than go in practice took a job with the bureau in the early twenties br br in real life the bureau was headed by william j burns of the burns private detective agency it was in fact a grossly political operation then as is showed in the film burns was on the periphery of the scandals of the harding administration when hoover was appointed in to bring professional law enforcement techniques and rigorous standards of competence in he did just that br br through the hardesty family which is stewart and wife vera miles we see the history of the fbi unfold in addition we see a lot of their personal family history which is completely integrated into the fbi s story itself stewart and miles are most assuredly an all american couple we follow the fbi through some of the cases stewart is involved with arresting ku klux klan members a plot to murder oil rich indians bringing down the notorious criminals of the thirties their involvement with apprehending nazi sympathizers in world war ii and against communist espionage in the cold war br br there is a kind of prologue portion where stewart tells a class at the fbi academy before going into the history of the bureau as it intertwines with his own that involves a bomb placed on an airline by a son who purchased a lot of life insurance on his mother before the flight nick adams will give you the creeps as the perpetrator and the story is sadly relevant today br br of course if the fbi story were written and produced today it would reflect something different and not so all american still the fbi does have a story to tell and it is by no means a negative one br br the fbi story is not one of jimmy stewart s best films but it s the first one i ever saw with my favorite actor in it so it has a special fondness for me if the whole fbi were made up jimmy stewarts i d feel a lot better about it there s also a good performance by murray hamilton as his friend and fellow agent who is killed in a shootout with baby face nelson br br vera miles didn t just marry stewart she in fact married the fbi as the film demonstrates it s dated mostly but still has a good and interesting story to tell ,1
hitchcock s remake of his film concerns about the known story of mckenna marriage james stewart doris day in the first version leslie banks edna best along with their years old son travelling through morocco during vacations in a bus they know a sympathetic french person daniel gelin in the old version pierre fresnay while they are in marrakech they also know a couple bernard miles and brenda de banzie and happen suddenly on the scene of a killing the dying whispers a political message then the child is abducted to ensure their silence and mckenna gets help to morocco s inspector buchanan ralph truman br br this is a superb movie about a family who stumbles on to an obscure international conspiracy and then they re forced into action is excellently played by james stewart and doris day this exciting film displays suspense intrigue tension and interesting drama well written by john michael hayes and charles bennett packs an ordinary theme of the suspense magician innocent people become caught up in a cobweb intrigue and uncanny intelligent villains colorful and glimmer cinematography shot in morocco and london studios by cameraman robert burks though with excessive transparency for marrakech scenes lavish sets by henry bunstead hitchcock s usual and working until his recent death of course the highlights are the happenings of the famous royal albert hall of london assassination where a sneering killer reggie nalder tries to execute while composer bernard herrmann is conducting orchestra besides at the climax doris day singing ¨que sera que sera¨ meantime her son suffering risks the song won oscar for ray evans jay livingstone the story was ferociously reviewed for its double characters but today is considered a classic movie and fairly entertaining rating better than average hitchcock s enthusiastic no doubt will enjoy it ,1
having read so much negative press on this movie over the years i d always avoided it but the advent of the cheap public domain dvd encouraged me to finally give it a viewing br br unfortunately it s been transferred from a poor copy the modern prequel shot on tinted stock is blurry and the contrast non existent faces are occasionally difficult to make out having said that the actual story is entertaining and lou comes across as an accomplished actor more so than in many of the boys movies br br once the movie switches to the jack story the film switches to colour and i use that term loosely most hues are orange or brown the greens look particularly bad br br dorothy ford as polly the giant s maid was a big plus for me as i enjoyed her in an early andy hardy appearance br br with so many negative comments put down to the actual quality of the print i m still happy to give this movie a it gave me a lot of laughs and that s more than the greater majority of comedies i ve watched over the decades can manage br br one to watch if you get the chance ,1
i saw this movie for a number of reasons the main being mira sorvino with her on the cast it couldn t be so bad and it even seemed like it had some mystery and olivier martinez was her boyfriend at the time and he was pretty good in unfaithful the story is set in spain so it could be an exotic entertaining movie with one of my favorite actresses br br if you re thinking about the same thing let me warn you this is a truly awful uninteresting boring movie the only adjective that comes to mind is pathetic br br the story is contrived with sub plots that add nothing to the narrative they try to build a slasher thriller with a look at fascism in spain but fail horribly the twists have no credibility and the so called investigation leads nowhere br br the characters are paper thin i didn t care about anyone more than that they re irritating and pretty hateful people br br the acting is atrocious mira what is wrong with you why mira you re an oscar winner keep some dignity her character was weak but that is no excuse for such an awful performance she seems to be sleepwalking all movie long come to think of it i actually think i saw her eyes slowly closing in some scenes i used to think this woman was sexy well she isn t here if you want to look at some skin try romi and michelle because there s nothing to see here and that accent my god br br olivier martinez is even worst it s too painful to remember his performance to describe it here im sorry but i can´t ive suffered enough with this garbage br br this whole movie is depressing it s so bad in every way it s a wonder how it was even made a lousy team to produce a lousy script and make some money over the actor s name don t fall for it br br avoid it br br ,0
like many i first saw the water babies as a child young teen in the late seventies early eighties it has remained with me since then with its catchy tunes memorable portrayals less then successful animation and a story full of heart coldness and ultimately good vanquishing evil recently i sat down and saw it again after at least two decades passing and i noticed this time around its striking similarities to the wizard of oz no these aren t blatant likenesses but hear me out in this one we have a boy and his dog having personal problems at home running away from something and in the scene right after they run away changing the substance of their appearance in this one the boy and dog become animated in the wizard of oz dorothy and toto are in color in this one the boy and dog are told they must find the water babies for answers and then ultimately the kracken for guidance and he has the ability to let tom go home if he shows he has courage etc in the wizard of oz dorothy must also find an authoritative figure that tests her before he will allow her to return home in the water babies tom meets three characters that will help him on his journey to the water babies dorothy has three helpers as well when each helper is met we are entertained with a rendering of hi hi hi hi hi cockallorum we re on our way in the wizard it is we re off to see the wizard dorothy has a good witch sort of look after her tom has a woman with many roles billie whitelaw do the same if you look closely at the two there are many other likenesses that being said the water babies is not a knockoff in any way i was just commenting on the eerie likes between the two this film has some solid performances from bad guys bernard cribbins and the always fascinating james mason the kids playing tom and ella are good the supporting cast of joan greenwood love her voice david tomlinson and the vocal talents of john pertwee and lance percival add greatly to the mix i must confess that the animation is less than sterling even for its time but is adequate enough to the challenge the three animated characters that help tom get home are all likable i always have trouble picking my favorite between the french swordfish and the john inman mr humphries like seahorse the scene where we hear this guttural maniacal laugh from a shipwrecked vessel only to see a seahorse with a huge polka dotted bow tie bob out always has me rolling the water babies is a lot of fun sure it is more of a children s film but it has and always shall have a fond place in my heart the bulk of the credit for what successes the film does have must go to director lionel jeffries jeffries is a wonderful comedic actor and his sense of humor is clearly evident throughout ,1
when i first saw the ad for this i was like oh here we go he s done high school musical but he can t coast along on that so now he s making appearances on other disney shows personally i love the suite life and i m a big fan of ashely tisdale but for some reason i m not too keen on zac efron although all my friends think he s the best thing since jesse mccartney but he really annoys me anyway i watched the show taking a break from english coursework and was pleasantly surprised the performances were good all round especially from the regular characters on the suite life and zac efron wasn t as bad as i had anticipated all in all a pretty good show ,1
the original story and funny compelling characters went over well for a teen girls slumber party movie times now i loved it it was fun and moved quickly no boring drawn out scenes it is violent and has a little language though most of it is covered up its a great movie david strickland was a terrific actor ron eldard gave a wonderful performance i watch it with the girls every time ,1
your average garden variety psychotic nutcase deliciously essayed with unhinged glee by stephen sachs knocks off various dim witted young adults to use the term very loosely in dayton hall university which is being closed down for demolition featuring dreadful acting by the entire cast daphne zuniga makes her ignominious and inauspicious film debut here as debbie a bimbo who has her head crushed by a car a hefty corpse tally of okay make up f x by matthew mungle a few bloody murders baseball bat bludgeoning chicken wire strangulation your standard drill through the head bit that sort of gruesome thing a downbeat surprise twist ending which was later copied in intruder a creepy score by christopher hellraiser young a slight smidgen of gratuitous female nudity and endearingly incompetent direction by jeffrey obrow and steve carpenter who also blessed us with the power and the kindred this entertainingly abysmal slice n dice atrocity sizes up as a good deal of delectably dopey and drecky low grade fun ,1
this film ends with a speech in which the narrator tells us the fates of two of the lead characters and that the names of people and places have been changed before telling us that relation to actual people and events are purely coincidental this ending line actually sums up everything that has gone before it as rino di silvestro s messy film completely lacks vision and if there is any point to the plot it wasn t put there on purpose werewolf woman is often seen as a guilty pleasure or a so bad it s good film but i completely disagree normally i enjoy films like this but werewolf woman is indeed a bad film and despite all the sex and savagery on display it doesn t even make for a fun watch and that really is unforgivable the film really doesn t have much plot but the thin sliver we are given involves a young woman who also happens to dream that she is a werewolf she dreams of going out and finding men having sex with them and eventually killing them back in the real world she falls in love but her lover is killed and she goes out for revenge br br the film is made up of scenes of sex and gore which are padded out with extremely dull talking sequences in which various characters mull over the recent events these scenes are probably there to forward the plot and build characters but they really don t do that and succeed only in turning what could have been a passable exploitation romp into an extremely underwhelming film it would seem that the director was more interested in style and atmosphere than the plot and this is shown by the fact that the film looks and sounds nice the sex scenes are often overlong and not very erotic but the gore works well the premise is ripe for giving way to a very sexy slice of exploitation as there s plenty of naked women and the fact that the central character has a werewolf origin means that there could be plenty of erotica but this isn t capitalised on and while i can stomach huge doses of bad acting and poorly done plot lines i really can t stand watching films and being bored overall i wouldn t even recommend this film to big exploitation fans there s plenty of better stuff than this out there and while the title may sound intriguing the film isn t ,0
i admit not being that fond of oliver as a young child it s long and the story is a little slow moving because of all the musical numbers as a teenager i discovered that the fun of this movie is the experience itself rather than thinking of it as an adaptation of oliver twist think of it as a celebration of the classic story the adaptation is loose at best but really if you re watching a musical you ain t there for the story br br the music is the core of this movie and an overwhelming majority of it is stellar and very catchy most or all of the cast was involved in the stage version of the musical and it shows in their performances and i consider this a plus the performances are all in a more stagey style of acting typical of much older films and they are very entertaining the exception is the kid playing oliver whose job seemed to be to look cute and stay out of the real performers way br br fagin and the dodger are the real stars of this movie oliver reed also does a fantastic job maintaining an intimidating screen presence as the menacing bill sykes even sykes dog bullseye puts on a good performance br br this movie isn t for everyone people who hate musicals will despise it as will those who take musicals too seriously nitpicking over faulty historical details or mistaking exaggerated stage type acting for bad acting will ruin anyone s enjoyment just sit back and enjoy the entertainment it s much better if you remember that as a musical it s a fantasy loosely organized around the book not a strict adaptation ,1
i think that this movie is actually entertaining although it lacks some features essential for this kinda films first of all when doug and chappy start their mission they take off with f b and during the combat scenes they are piloting f a the second thing i dislike of this film is the ever repeating f rolling to its right to escape from missiles why chaff and flares haven t been shown in any movie yet third of all once you see the f almost empty of ammo it appears again plenty of missiles the models used to simulate the destroyed aircraft ain t good either however i think that using iai kfir as opponent planes was really good far better than the f shown in top gun but this movie isn t as good as that masterpiece br br a funny movie i love planes and i ve seen it more than times ,1
i may not be the one to review this movie because after minutes of pure boredom and stupidity i turned the channel the original series only lasted years which can be said about the careers for adam west and burt ward put these two actors in a stupid movie and the result is twice as bad ,0
it is always a well known and important directorial device to set up the atmosphere of a film within the first minutes in the crucial opening scenes the film should assert itself and make the viewers take notice and get interested in the rest of the film here in mute witness we find a prime example of this br br scene spoiler br br in the first minutes the film opens to a very hitchcockian scene of a pretty blonde lady in her apartment with the radio on she s wandering around applying lipstick dolling herself up and ignoring the news report of a serial killer on the loose of course the serial killer is in her house and monitoring her moves knife in hand she hears a noise looks in a room and there is her partner in a pool of blood at the very point of her screams she turns around to be faced with the knife wielding maniac who stabs her repeatedly in a brutal and horrifying act br br then something odd happens as the woman convulses in her death throes the killer sits down and takes out a cigarette to watch his victim perish before he finds his lighter his cigarette is lit from someone else in the room the camera pans out and we realise that there are more and more people in the room some taking notes some filming some recording the death and that the lady is taking an awfully long time to die and making a very hammy job of it too when the audience realises what s going on and the whole scene is part of a film the suspenseful and horrific scene takes on an element of humour br br end scene spoiler br br i have highlighted this opening scene for several reasons firstly it portrays the atmosphere of the whole movie perfectly a thriller in the style of hitchcock or de palma with some very disorientating and even blackly humorous moments it conveys a central subject matter that of the difference between a movie screen death and a snuff film death an issue which is elaborated on later in the film and finally it introduces the viewer to the characters all as silently as possible br br the plot of mute witness centres around billy hughes an american special effects make up artist who is working on the set of the film being shot in a large warehouse in moscow billy cannot speak but she communicates in sign language through her sister after the end of an evening s filming billy inadvertently finds herself locked in the warehouse by accident and in her attempt to escape is witness to two of the crew making what first appears to be a porno film but turns out to be a snuff movie suddenly her escape from the warehouse is a matter of life and death br br without doubt the first half of the film is powerful and absolutely gripping billy s saving grace and her handicap is the fact that she isn t able to utter a sound in fact in my opinion one of the best aspects of the film is the fact that it isn t chock full of women screaming there are some utterly disturbing moments and some superb set pieces of real suspense the corridoor and the elevator shaft are perfect examples the timing is fluid and the whole first half is an incredibly satisfying experience in itself br br the second half of the film introduces new concepts while there are still several suspenseful moments the focus is on plot twists new characters are introduced and it is ambiguous as to whose side they are on while there is nothing wrong per se with the second half of the film it just doesn t quite measure up to the first half there are some neat moments of black humour that perfectly juxtapose and punctuate some very dramatic scenes but there are also some very lame comedy moments coming specifically from billy s sister and her fiancée who happens to be the director of the movie billy is working on that almost ruin the film just because they are badly misplaced and or mistimed and ruin the pace at the end the twists keep coming at a rapid fire speed and the climax of the film is appropriately as tense as the first half br br there are several things that really make the movie work the barriers of communication that billy must face both as a mute and as an american in moscow mean that even an emergency call for help becomes a dangerous situation the actress that plays billy natasha zudina does a wonderful job in the film with an engaging on screen prescence and a brilliant performance and finally the direction as a whole but most particularly in the first half of the film which truly is a study in alfred hitchcock s suspense thriller film techniques br br as i have already said though the let downs in the film are from some terrible comic relief moments that really do not need to be added there is already a consistent and effective streak of dark humour that appears in the film without the need for the characters of karen hughes and andy clarke the sister and the moviemaker to turn their scenes into some unusual sit com however despite these shortcomings the film is a thoroughly enjoyable thriller and ideal for a group viewing at halloween certainly better than the usual slasher horror film ,1
 br br i m not sure who decides what category a movie fits into but this movie is not a horror movie as for the story it was fairly interesting but rather slow i was especially disappointed with the ending though br br spoiler br br tell me why on earth does she run over to her uncle s home without at least calling the detective or the police first she knows exactly what s going on at that point plus she has a video tape as proof instead she runs over there and starts going nuts and saying i know everything i have proof you didn t expect proof did you then she acts surprised when her uncle stands up and starts walking over to her as if he s going to harm her well duh of course he s going to harm you idiot you just told him you know everything and have proof to expose everything what a dumb ending ,0
we had to go to an appointment so we turned on the dvr to record the ending after it was over i looked at my husband and said do you have a clue he shook his head no i said so you made me watch the end of this movie and i have no clue what just happened he didn t make me but you know br br the movie body itself was quite good there was a lot of suspense it kept you wondering then came the ending the ending was well it just ended you weren t let in on what happened or why right up until the credits i kept thinking something would happen to explain it but it never did so i came here expecting someone figured it out and i just wasn t paying attention nope here four years later i m just as clueless as tom sawyer was br br i still have no clue what went on i m just glad i didn t waste any to buy it because i sure would have been mad br br ohhhhh i get it the end of the movie is what disappeared rofl,0
susie q is an original and isn t like those other bad disney film spoiler a boy named zach moves to a new town and has trouble at school he is good basketball a girl in the s died with her boyfriend when their car was crashed off a bridge susie amy jo johnson from the power rangers pink ranger is helping zach as a ghost to get a necklace along the way he must explain to his sister about her ghost and finally getting this necklace susie returns to the bridge she died on and then she gets in the ghostly car of her boyfriend and they float up later as he misses her he finds a girl who looks just like her do you believe in reincarnation susie q is a good movie to see now and then but they barely give because disney needs to fill everything up with stupid movies and shows i give it a br br ,1
i am very thankful that the small college town of abingdon va near bristol tn and home of the famous barter theatre where gregory peck once acted managed to get an art film festival togather and show this film there abingdon is two and a hour hours from where i live but the trip was worth it in every sense of the word uzak distant is an amazing brilliant jarring emotional captivating film as a turkish american this film was not only a testimony as to what life in turkey is like but on a larger scale it tells the world of what it is like to be turkish whether one lives in istanbul berlin montreal new york or omaha it may be two hours in length as opposed to five minutes but this is effectively our bob marley song there are so many wonderful scenes in this film it is very difficult to choose just a random few but for me one telling scene takes place in a beyoglu downtown istanbul cinema the title character played by mehmet emin toprak who sadly died in a car accident shortly after this film s completion follows a very attractive young woman down a staircase to the cinema s main auditorium she goes into see vanilla sky as the image of tom cruise is reflected from a glass we sense that turkish men are competing with tom cruise for their own women s affections even though tom cruise is nowhere to found in beyoglu the scenes shot across the bosphorous shores are also quite revealing as they symbolize the beauty yet desperate empty gulfs which are a painful fact of life in turkey in this film the gulf separates lovers and families a simple empty packet of samsun turkish brand cigarettes and a dying mouse jump off the screen the way seagulls did in the serif goren yilmaz guney film yol many of guney s films including yol suru the herd completed by zeki okten and baba the father have been considered by many to be the best turkish films ever made without guney s sometimes overblown social political anger especially in his last film the prison drama duvar the wall distance captures the essence of turkish life quite remarkably this is a crowning achievement for a director who in my view can already be proclaimed as the turkish equivalent to directors like tarkovsky bresson and ozu i can t wait to see his other films ,1
everyone has a first love and though it is hard to define that feeling when you re younger it is there aching inside you that is what malaysian filmmaker yasmin ahmad aims to prove in her fourth feature a movie where that most complex of emotions is recounted in a deceptively simple straightforward fashion br br such an approach is especially convenient in this case as the love story at the film s core involves two twelve year olds and would therefore make any attempts at deeper analysis seem contrived and pretentious that they don t is also testament to the astounding performances given by the leading non actors sharifah aryana and mohd syafie naswip the former plays orked already seen as an adult character in ahmad s previous picture gubra a lively almost rebellious girl who perhaps influenced by her british upbringing her mother studied in england despises playing with dolls preferring to play violent sports with the boys then one day she meets mukhsin naswip who has come to spend the holidays at his aunt s house and all of a sudden she changes her habits goodbye fistfights hello bike riding and tree climbing but what does this mean are they just friends or is something more implied something neither of them is yet ready to understand let alone accept br br given the young age of the protagonists answering those questions borders on impossible and so like in several smaller films lost in translation comes to mind there is no real closure a choice that leaves a bittersweet but ultimately satisfying aftertaste the naturalistic unfiltered acting especially aryana s gets to the heart almost immediately and a strong supporting cast orked s family most of all helps keeping the minimalistic narrative fun and seducing the down to earth approach isn t always that effective the hilarious subplot regarding an adulterous neighbor is dropped way too early and it is hard to justify the bizarre pulp fiction reference at the start of the feature but the emotional strength of the teenage romance is enough to make this an interesting piece of independent asian cinema ,1
a lot of themes or parts of the story is the same as in leon then other parts felt like some other movie i don t know which but there are an familiar feeling over the whole movie it was kind of nice to watch but it would have been fantastic if the story would have been more original the theme little girl bad assassin from leon is just tweaked a little the opening scenes are really good it is strange that people like to fight in the kitchen in the movies my biggest problem was to remember which parts was from leon nikita and if they where from the french or american version if you have not seen leon then this is a good movie if you liked this movie then i can recommend leon br br best regards rick,0
fair drama love story movie that focuses on the lives of blue collar people finding new life thru new love the acting here is good but the film fails in cinematography screenplay directing and editing the story script is only average at best this film will be enjoyed by fonda and de niro fans and by people who love middle age love stories where in the coartship is on a more wiser and cautious level it would also be interesting for people who are interested on the subject matter regarding illiteracy ,1
i finally got a chance to settle in and compare the two versions of this film currently going around first the good old scummy sleazy embassy vhs print called screamers and then a new fully restored italian dvd by everyone s new favorite media company no shame of italy br br the american adverts about men turned inside out is as everyone says totally misleading and indicative of a roger cormanized take on what otherwise would be a superior fantasy adventure thriller for grown ups the complete italian version is a somewhat sprawling well designed and deliberately paced take on island of dr moreau and there s nothing wrong with that it s a sumptuous handsome euro horror outing with a brain good plotting character development location shooting period costuming and sets etc br br but i must admit that the year old knucklehead weed puffer still lurking somewhere inside of me got a bigger kick out of the more lurid sleazy and unkempt roger corman version which has some nice over the top gore a flashy but preposterous opening segment and then the bulk of martino s original film albeit somewhat abridged to make room for roger s idea of entertainment the pacing was somewhat quicker the shock sequences closer together and you see just as much of ms bach s fantastic form as you do in the extended italian version br br i still don t have much of an idea about what the specific story concerns though there are a number of plot twists and incidental characters that were somewhat hard to keep track of a local voodoo subplot didn t help much and it s funny how everything culminates in just another fistfight between the noble castaway prisoner and the mad scientist perhaps a few more viewings are in order i will say this fans of the movie should avail themselves of one of these pal imports and take a look at what is actually a movie rather than just another murky old home video the widescreen shot compositions once again reveal that martino had an eye for filling his screen with interesting stuff nobody gets their heads ripped off like in the screamers print but it s still interesting stuff and once again proof that while his standards may have been pretty much confined to the area around the gutter roger corman new good trashy fun when he had it made for him and side by side these are actually better movies than they had to be br br ,1
this is a wonderful film first impressions of cynicism and crassness are soon dissipated by a fun loving display of how men and women s baser motivations diverge vive la difference br br you can love people despite and sometimes because of their weaknesses human beings are a bit rubbish really but we have big hearts and we try our best despite temptation it s not our fault when sometimes temptation can t be resisted that s just who we are br br there is a consistent stylishness from start to finish crisp photography and sharp composition very pleasant viewing when you add provocative content well suited music and laugh out loud scripting br br watch out for the very young lone wise voice brilliant wisdom from innocence balancing comedy from the human condition ,1
 some spoilers prc quickie that has j carrol naish playing dr igor markoff who s not really dr karkoff but an impostor who took over his identity back in europe br br the real dr karkoff had a affair with dr markoff s wife that lead to him to murder the real dr markoff and then having his wife lenore infected with acromegaly that made her look like the elephant man s sister this was done so that no one would ever want to look at her and he could keep lenore all to himself but the disturbed lenore later got even with her insane husband by killing herself br br this nut the fake dr markoff then spots patricia lawrence wanda mckay one evening at the theater where her father tony lawernce ralph morgan a world famous pianist is giving a concert enchanted by the lovely patricia who s a dead ringer for his dead wife lenore dr markoff becomes obsessed with her and goes to extreme lengths to marry her even though she s want s nothing to do with him br br after getting ridicules in his efforts to get patricia to fall in love with him by sending her flowers with syrupy love notes attached to then as much as five times a day tony goes to see the crazed dr mankoff to tell him to stop annoying his daughter it s then that tony ends up getting knocked out by the good doctor who has him injected with a dose of acromegaly that turns him into a somewhat unsightly fellow with his hands and body swelling up and not being able to play his beloved piano tony is told by his doctor dr adams sam flint that the only one who can cure him of that dreadful disease is non other then dr markoff the person who gave it to him br br the movie has the usual sub plots with dr markoff s assistant maxine tala birell who s also in love with him jealous of the phony doctor making a play for patricia there s also dr markoff s hulking butler glenn strange who like his pet gorilla is just a big clumsy oaf who can t even subdue maxine who s less the half the size strange ends up getting bopped on the head and knocked out cold by patricia s boyfriend bobby blake terry frost as for the gorilla he turns out to be but a big hairy wimp when he also tries to do in maxine and is chased away and locks himself back up in his cage by the pet dog ace dr markoff in his desperation to get patricia to marry him promises her to cure her dad only to have her father break out of his chains and in the ensuing struggle with him ends up shooting markoff dead with his own gun br br there is a happy ending to this whole mess with maxine who knew as much about markoff s cure for acromegaly as he did injecting tony with a secret serum that made him as good as new the movie ends like it started with tony playing the piano to a packed and cheering house at the local theater ,0
oh man does this movie ever bite if you were ever afraid of seeing a rehash of the slasher genre done as cheap as possible and as cautious at the same time pc friendly means no nudity a classic element of slasher films cut is it every cliche is retread without a hint of self awareness and the acting oh the acting redefines the word horror i should have known better as the direct dutch translation of the title would have tipped me off ,0
contains spoilers br br this is a peter watkins film if one has seen his bbc masterpieces cullodden and the war game one will recognize the style and his voice within seconds after the start made in it is set in a very near future when the vietnam war has escalated even more and now seems to involve china nixon is still president and civil disobedience and protest is dealt with violently using drumhead tribunals outwardly civilian with everyday citizens as judges because prison building can t keep up an alternative is introduced the punishment park delinquents can choose between severe prison sentences and a man hunt in a hostile environment in this case a km trip through the californian desert at °f if they reach an american flag at the end without being caught by national guard or riot police they will be set free or else they have to serve their sentence or be dead as we will see the film is made in a completely documentary style with three european teams covering a tribunal and the course of two groups already sentenced scenes jump between the tribunal tent the hunting troops and the hunted condemned watkin s scarce off commentary gives us raw background information time temperature etc the tribunal scenes show a kangaroo court on the one side and a wide range of personalities on the other ranging from real terrorists over undesirables to clearly innocents e g a total pacifist who can t even hurt flies the defense lawyer who does take his job seriously has to take abuse from both sides what makes these scenes especially eerie is their resemblance to the rhetoric of todays administration to the detail meanwhile some unfortunate events in the desert make clear that the rules of the game don t really apply the question remains open whether it is rigged from the start or arbitrariness by the troops due to those events that leads to the outcome i suspect it is both at the end we are back at square one with the next group going to punishment park this description may indicate a heavily biased or even demagogic propaganda movie but that would be misleading the behavior all participants were nonprofessionals as usual with watkins looks and sounds real the tribunal scenes may even contain text material from real contemporary trials i d say that this could be sold as the real thing without problem with watkins s the forgotten faces the reaction was we can t send that or nobody will believe our real newsreels anymore because this is indistinguishable from the real thing with punishment park it ought to be the same effectively banned in the us as far as i know this is a must see that hasn t lost its power or its relevance especially today ,1
this is a brilliant political satire no wonder why it was largely ignored in the u s it exposes our murderous foreign policy for what it really is br br another good film from this era rendition was also totally dismissed simply because it showed accurately that the u s is a war machine bent on torturing murdering and maiming civilians in its quest for total world domination br br a clever plot good acting some big stars john cusack ben kingsley marisa tomei anyone and some scenes of hilarity should have made this movie a hit unfortunately americans don t like to hear the truth about themselves especially when they are complicit in mass murder ,1
 spoiler or two not that is matters br br two things stand out about this movie first is it s been titled both bruno and the dress code and if you ve seen this movie you ll catch the irony in that br br second is it s addressing issues completely off the wall the adventures of a grade school cross dresser isn t something that there was a crying need for a movie about nor a topic that i think most people would be interested in shirley maclaine manages to walk around the issues of gender by tying bruno s desire to wear a dress to religion which probably opens up an even thornier can of worms what was she thinking br br yes there s some humor and it s not directly offensive but the kind of unsettling feeling in the beginning just keeps on growing it doesn t do much except repeat the liberal mantra that different people should be accepted or maybe excepted no matter what br br which is fine but in order for people to live in a society everyone has to give a little to get along bruno doesn t just want to wear a dress he wants to show up looking like a miniature gladys knight on awards night and his final costume makes him resemble a cabbage patch cowgirl doll yet all the other kids dress and behave well like regular kids so what gives if it came down to it we all could declare ourselves special or different and behave any way we felt like and the result would be total chaos br br this accepting of people who are different is also pretty narrowly defined i doubt we will ever see a movie about a kid finding his true self and wanting to wear overalls hunt geese and go to tractor pulls and demanding everyone else just accept him as he is bruno is one stupid movie and a complete waste of time ,0
this is a bad movie not one of the funny bad ones either this is a lousy bad one it was actually painful to watch the direction was awful with lots of jumping around and the green and yellow hues used throughout the movie makes the characters look sickly keira knightly was not convincing as a tough chick at all and i cannot believe lucy liu and mickey rourke signed on for this criminal waste of celluloid the script was terrible and the acting was like fingernails across a chalkboard if you haven t seen it don t you are not missing anything and will only waste two hours of your life watching this drivel i have seen bad movies before and even enjoyed them due to their faults this one is just a waste of time ,0
now this is classic a friend of mine told me about this flick saying that it s incredibly lame stupid retarded and moronic he also said that i d love it br br to my surprise i found it available from netflix and rented it at once i m just shocked that i had never heard of it before if i could give it an eleven i would br br ,1
consider for a moment what it must be like to be uwe boll somewhere perhaps in those places that jack nicholson said you don t talk about at parties boll knows that david lean had head lice as a child that had more talent for film making than him gore whores metal heads and the socially dysfunctional may bump into him on the circuit and tell him otherwise but general audiences find the teutonic helmsman s output so bereft of originality wit or imagination that he s become the internet s bogeyman – an online discursive synonym for photochemical excrement boll does his best to ride over these naysayers exploiting tax credits available in germany and canada to keep working and raising money from a network of dentists as zero mostel did with old ladies in the producers the difference being that mostel s character knew he was making bowel fill maybe uwe knows it too br br such is the level of hostility toward each new bollbuster that imdb patrons sabotage their ratings by voting before they ve seen it boll s attempts at silencing his critics by challenging them to a boxing match and knocking them out just made them more determined indeed he s probably the only filmmaker that s boosted thesaurus sales as critics search for inventive ways of describing garbage br br this onslaught has made uwe a very thick skinned man so much so that he must feel like he s wrapped in a carpet but one who feels as if he s bullied by the entire world like most people in that situation he lashes out determined to upset as many people as possible with the memory of a tearful evening holding variety s review of house of the dead never too far from the surface this i know you are but what am i strategy for reclaiming the initiative produced the blunt satire of postal which attempted to napalm the dissenters with jokes about christian fundamentalism jihad nazism and paedophilia such a litany of invective requires a satirist with the mind of peter cook and the visual imagination of chris morris but the closest boll gets to either man is the o in their surname br br in seed shot back to back with the aforementioned game adaptation boll is back with a story about a sadistic serial murderer is there any other kind who gets the chair only for two attempts to fail in permanently curtailing all signs of life mindful of the fictional law that says anyone still alive after attempts must go free though if you d been fried with that much electricity why would you want to they pronounce him legally dead and bury him only for the disgruntled killer to resurface and begin a whirlwind tour of his gaolers br br boll begins his exploration of nihilistic rage with seed watching footage of animals being tortured for experimental purposes from there we re treated to the killer s stock in trade – kidnapping dogs babies and grown women and allowing them to starve to death on camera only to become maggot food we re invited to reflect on what a depraved race of amoral meat sacks we all are – our inhumanity to each other and our fellow creatures acting as a lighting rod that acts as a catalyst for the most disgusting vestiges of the human condition yes we re worthless gormless sadists and worse than that we won t give uwe a good rating on the imdb in short humanity is bunk br br of course you might think that uwe relies on our worst excesses for his livelihood and with that in mind it s a bit of a bipolar piece on one hand hating its audience and positively basting itself in the sour milk of human kindness – the milk that poor old boll has had to drink for so long while simultaneously whipping out its member and inviting those with a pornographic lust for on screen depravity to marvel at its sheer arse splitting girth br br the result says nothing about society and its discontents more the corrosive effect bad press is having on its director poor uwe is obviously a very angry man – one scene in which a poor woman gets her brains hammered to a pulp while tied to a chair no doubt a surrogate for his own fantasy s about dispatching various web critics that it s there but takes an avant garde approach by failing to be attached to any kind of narrative thread shows that boll is a pornographer whose happy to engage with the blood lust of his audience and knows that plot is surplus to requirements he s made a film which is competently shot but utterly desolate i wanted to make a horror movie that was no fun boll told the audience at the film s world premiere and he has on that flimsy manifesto succeeded but if this was supposed to convince the director s detractors that he was a serious genre filmmaker he ll need something genuine to say as well as a better more original way of saying it ,0
it s awesome in story mode your going from punk to pro you have to complete goals that involve skating driving and walking you create your own skater and give it a name and you can make it look stupid or realistic you are with your friend eric throughout the game until he betrays you and gets you kicked off of the skateboard team you can pick a team to be on and you then start your own team there are many levels like new jersey manhattan and even school ii not part of story mode though from tony hawk s pro skater you can unlock secret skaters like iron man gene simmons and another skater you can create your own goals like skate letters combo letters tricktris gap and much more you can create the goal pedestrian and write what they speak if you get bored of doing that you can do the premade goals in premade parks the only thing i didn t like about this game was that sometimes it was hard to drive the cars ,1
i just caught wild rebels on one of the mystery science theatre archive compilations and this movie was so bad even the mstk crew couldn t make it entertaining there are some mstk targets that were films whose concepts were so dippy they couldn t possibly have been good movies like the green slime and others whose basic premises could have been made into genuinely entertaining films if their filmmakers hadn t bobbled them in the execution wild rebels is a film whose basic premise did make a good movie three years earlier when don siegel directed his remake of the killers at universal both films are about a failed racing driver who s seduced by a femme fatale into driving the getaway car in a robbery masterminded by the woman s boyfriend only in the killers the driver was john cassavetes the woman was angie dickinson and the criminal mastermind cast wildly but successfully against type in what turned out to be his final film was ronald reagan steve alaimo bobbie byers and willie pastrano are quite a comedown but what really makes wild rebels an awful movie is the direction by william grefé note the accent over the final e present in his on screen credit which has absolutely no sense of pace whatsoever and seems to let every shot run at least half again as long as it needs to to make its dramatic point it s only a pity that someone didn t do a mocking commentary on this movie now in the comparison between steve alaimo s hairdo and rod blagojevich s would have been irresistible ,0
oh man this s u c k e d sucked i couldn t even get any camp value out of this and i sat through the whole thing on showtime don t bother waiting around for the naked scenes either it s too late and only plastic jenna jameson is involved shows how much discretionary cash must be laying around hollywood just to get your name on the closing credits i guess showtime had to throw something in at am next time i think i d even rather be watching espn loop around every minutes ,0
filmed in arizona by a mostly foreign crew nightkill is one of the clumsiest crime dramas i have ever seen robert mitchum in a cowboy hat trails recently widowed jaclyn smith around hoping to figure out if she had a hand in her husband s death jaclyn s wardrobe is of the dale evans variety and her dog is named cowboy seems as if somebody sure bought into the american myth that all westerners talk and dress like descendants of john wayne screenplay by joan andre and john case may have worked better if approached as parody this mystery thriller just plays tame with director ted post asleep at the controls don t be drawn in by the video box art of jaclyn screaming while taking a shower she does indeed take a shower in this film but it is not revealing nor does it further the murky plot one iota no stars from ,0
crackerjack is a funny movie everyone at the bowlo has seen it and all say the same the wheel of cheese was a great part of the movie also the loud speaker dear mr so and so you have left you right indicator on or when jack goes home and lays down on the couch and cracks a beer bowls is hard work cracked me up and when his roommate shows interest by joining the club and calling bingo number jack buying all the raffle tickets to win the meat tray bloody great movie if you are into lawn bowls as you can relate to it if your not a lawn bowler forget it i think the evans head bowlo would rate as the best club in aus friendly people great company hi to evans head bowlo steve,1
with all the shoot em up blood horror movies that have come our way in the last little while saw hostal saw the hills have eyes yes they have their place don t get me wrong i went to see when a stranger calls with my buddy the other night why because it s a remake of the classic which at the time was excellent and scared the you know what out of everyone i didn t know what to expect however i was pleasantly surprised it was a film made of mood atmosphere suspense because remember people what you can t see what you think you see what you can t hear or what you think you hear is far more scarier then what you do if you love films with mood creepiness suspense and atmosphere you ll love it it brought it back to the roots of the original halloween thumbs up a solid out of remember folks it s well done not perfect it s spooky not bloody it s creepy not gory it was nice to see a film come a long like this our minds have been conditioned and warped by the glitz and shock value of modern day horror movies we forget what s really scary ,1
frank sinatra took this role chewed it up with the rest of the scenery and spat it out his way tmwtga is stagey the ending is trite some of the scenes need a little more cutting but that s all it s great entertainment from start to finish and while you watch it you realise that sinatra that long dead mor crooner had junkies gangster card games and the whole us urban hustle thing in his blood he didn t learn it from an acting coach there are all sorts of directorial touches to keep you amused and the non dated soundtrack cooks all the way the marathon card game beat goodfellas sopranos etc by forty years so it wasn t faithful to the book what movie is and i can t imagine it being remembered if brando had been let loose on it the cold turkey scenes would have been embarrassing instead of edgy convincing and moving with sinatra no one else has mentioned the seedy lazy cynical cops absolutely spot on and eleanor parker would have driven me to smack ,1
but even caricatures need a plausible plot line i suppose in some part of that audience long ago would enjoy this tepid farce it doesn t age well it does give nat pendelton and zasu pitts experienced and expert support players a shot at leading roles pendelton who is featured prominently in the thin man series tries his best but is over matched by witless plot with the backdrop being a stage play with gangsters its not exactly original material movie s saving grace is the always excellent edward everett horton in a wasted performance but don t waste your time watching everett in this film i would encourage anyone to watch him in his effort in holiday with cary grant and katherine hepburn same era but much better script and storyline better gags and needless to say star power as well ,0
the first time i saw alice in wonderland – an x rated musical comedy was in the early in a movie theater in n y city with some friends i remember we actually enjoyed it very much although we were left wondering why all the goodies were covered by in various forms shaped colored patches and why the movie was suddenly jumping from one scene to the next one leaving us guessing what we just missed obviously it was the soft core edited chopped version which left me with the desire to watch it again soon but in its original integral version well more then years went by during which i forgot all about this movie and only a few days ago by sheer chance i stumbled upon a heavily used vhs copy which had seen better times a bit washed out colors scratchy sound and a few flaws but guess what it s the original uncut version and this time i really had a ball humor musical and porn may sound an awkward combination but in this case it really works and unlikely the big majority of boring porn flicks nowadays invading our screens this is a really amusing and entertaining sex fantasy which will not disappoint you the direction is clever the swift editing makes the movie fly like a bird all the familiar characters are lovable or just plain funny all the actors seem having a good time the songs are catchy worth mentioning the one about growing up sung by alice at the beginning of the movie and the hilarious what s a nice girl like you doing on a knight like this the dance numbers are well choreographed and staged amazingly energetic terry hall proves that she can also dance and dances enthusiastically her guts away don t worry she also does what she was best known for the acting the singing the set the costumes are of quality level and then there is kristine blue eyes debell in the first starring role of her career and oh boy she indeed has a few h c sequences personally i think they are absolutely not distasteful on the contrary they are spontaneous and quite arousing she is young and ohhh so very pretty with the help of her new friends in wonderland she discovers her body and her sexuality so she sings she dances and what do you expect she is also experimenting sex the closing sequence when she finally makes love to her boy friend is exceptionally well photographed and directed and is the highlight of the movie i think her physique du role the innocent blue eyes and captivating smile and her acting ability make those explicit sequences more then acceptable and actually highly enjoyable there is plenty of sex going on in this wonderland and everybody seems eager to get busy with the first available boy s or girl s which means lot of hard core action to be seen on the other hand some close up shots clearly spliced in just to make the porn hounds really happy are a bit redundant for my personal taste in general however the sex action is not offensive since handled with a great deal of humor and it blends almost seamlessly with the music the dances and the comedy if you think you and your partner can handle graphic sex watch it together take my word you will have an hour and a half of very good time perhaps also an after show extra action this is adult entertainment so be careful don t leave this video around or among other kid s videos if your years old can put his hands on it he might amuse himself but you will be forced to provide embarrassing explanations about the reasons why this alice behaves quite differently from the one he red about in lewis carroll novel or he watched on the disney s video i bet you will not forget this one of a kind very soon it s a real shame that they don t mak em like that anymore i give it a out of ,1
this movie has problems in its presentation may even be offensive to people who are looking for temporal and cultural faithfulness but it challenges the watcher to reflect on a variety of issues one of these is the nature and character of the relationship between jesus and judas another is that of the historical nature of the bible and faith and third is the humanity of jesus the tension of the christ betrayer relationship is developed and held through the movie judas passion is presented as a darker parallel to that of christ when judas takes his own life the viewer can sense the angst peter s denial and guilt however moving are not as powerfully portrayed as the judas drama chris sarandon offers a novel and provocative christ whether believable or not i would like to find this movie on dvd or even vhs to use in study or discussion groups ,1
you know that feeling of hilarity you get when you watch a film that s trying so hard to be a serious thought provoking piece of cinema and fails miserably when you can t help but bust out laughing at the sheer terrible nature of the trash littering your screen house of the dead struggles to achieve even this low graded level of cinema br br from start to end house of the dead manages to recreate the feeling like you ve just woken up to find out that the cat has laid it s curled business neatly on your forehead while you slept it is clear from the start that the female actors have been cast for their cleavage size which they exploit shamelessly whereas the males for their hardcore kick ass attitude i honestly did not care any of the characters for any moment of the film and found myself actually wishing their demise so as to spare me a good hour of this torture uwe boll should have considered screening two hours of footage from the actual game as a movie at least then we ll get better acting however not all blame can be placed on the actors as it is certainly a challenge to produce a convincing film when faced with the script of this film it is arguably the worst section of the film and actually contains such lines as these are zombies pure and simple and no cap n we must not go there it s evil br br we all know that zombie movies are never going to be particularly thought provoking or full of meaning at best they are a harmless two hours of action blood and closet terror trash yes but entertaining trash not the kind of trash which bursts out of your bin bag as you haul it across the room and smothers your shoes in sour milk cartons and decaying banana skins according to imdb house of the dead received such bad reviews that no danish cinemas bought the movie if only we could have had the same privilege br br final score ,0
i cannot get past the message of this movie it s laid out much too clearly to ignore and it is obscene because it has lost its sense of what it s about i haven t read the novel but pollack s film opens with a scene at a cia front organization in new york which is broken into by two professional assassins headed by max von sydow who proceed to brutally slaughter the half dozen quirky staff members we ve come to know and understand the staff include an elderly female receptionist a fussy elderly professorial guy who s toupee falls off when he is machine gunned is that a joke and last the beautiful tina chen who looks up from the copier realizes she is about to be murdered and says pitifully brave i won t scream von sydow replies sympathetically i know these murders are completely unexpected savage unmotivated by anything that we are aware of and graphic it is a brutal scene br br there is absolutely no way in which von sydow and his henchman can be redeemed and yet that is exactly what pollack tries to do towards the end br br after having killed these innocent good guys von sydow switches sides because the other side is willing to pay him and assassinates the evil mastermind behind a complicated intramural cia plot the script then turns him into a perfectly reasonable sensitive human being it is better to live in europe things are not so rushed or whatever i swear i m not making this up pollack wants us to believe that it is better to be an honest mass murderer than a crooked bureaucrat that s the message you should write it down in case you forget just exactly what kind of psychiatric shambles do you have to be in order to turn ordinary values not to mention common sense upside down like that i understand that there are thoughtful adults who dislike the government of the united states even hate it and who see conspiracies just about everywhere providing a knee jerk explanation for otherwise unexplainable events i know that people who think this way exist because i number some of them among my closer friends nevertheless at some point this dislike this hatred if it increases in intensity must pass beyond politics or ethics and into the realm of the psychiatric i don t for a moment believe that a man who murders people for money is better than a sinister government official i don t care how suave and cultured the murderer is or whether he knows how to reach the louvre on the metro whoever is purveying that message needs either medication or meditation br br i d like to be able to argue that the production is as thoroughly rotten as its message but i can t it s quite well done in some ways that s worse because it makes the film less dismissable even new york city looks photogenic on the screen and it s been a long time since i ve thought of new york as photogenic robert redford does an admirable job of projecting his character s initial shock and confusion but then turns into a telecommunicational semi genius and man he looks just fine his wardrobe is just right even his rimless glasses are becoming and his peacoat it s not everyone who can make a navy pea jacket look glamorous he seems extremely handsome too the swine i want to look like that i want to wear a denim shirt and a tie with such panache faye dunaway is alright in her role but it s not too believable a role would anybody eagerly sleep with a guy who has just kidnapped her and is holding her at gunpoint even if he did look like redford would anyone be emotionally wounded if when this ambivalent relationship is about to end redford asked her not to tell anybody about what happened cliff robertson is surprisingly good he does one or two extremely good double takes the mailman is superb the fight between him and redford in a crowded apartment is exquisitely choreographed and for once we really don t know for sure how it will turn out because redford a book reader after all seems mismatched against the brute cunning of this hired assassin this is one of john housemann s final roles a shame he s a magnet on screen and what an end to his life a friend finds him lost wandering the streets of new york in a neighborhood he d been familiar with for most of his life br br yes the movie is very well executed but i can t ignore that vicious paranoid message i have the same problem with leni riefenstahl s triumph of the will or her olympic documentary in which the announcer is watching a foot race in which jesse owens is pulling into the lead and says ominously this negro is dangerous ,0
stewart s age didn t bother me at all in this movie although he was portraying a much younger person i still recall my fascination with lindbergh s story and while i was thoroughly adult by the time this biopic was made i had to see it br br not only does this boast a great performance by stewart it also gives a lot of fascinating technical data making it understandable to those technically challenged such as myself and the look of the plane itself was great br br i quite loved this depiction of a period before my birth and reawakens the childhood love i had for airplanes and for the idea of air travel ,1
this is a documentary that came out of the splendid work of a canadian landscape photographer whose interest has long been in the ravages left on earth by the excavations or buildings of man it begins with a vast factory complex crammed with people making a great variety of little things parts of high tech equipment presumably it isn t really made very clear the emphasis is on how big the place is and how many people are there and how they re herded around outside in little yellow jackets the film also shows the photographer working on a tall structure to do a still of the array of these people outside the factory and talking with his crew as he does so this is a world of relentless industrialization it s a relief at least to know these soulless images aren t going to be presented without a human voice as is the case in nikolaus geyrhalter s gleefully cold documentary about the food industry our daily bread manufactured landscapes contains images of people scavenging e waste and a town many towns really being wiped out by the biggest dam ever with a single plangent trademark shot of a little girl in the rubble of her own neighborhood eating out of a bowl using a pair of chopsticks almost bigger than she is some of these scenes the ones with miserably underpaid workers slaving in dangerous and toxic places might have been shot memorably by the premier engagé photographer sebastião salgado but this photographer isn t as interested in seeing people up close his orientation places him somewhere in between salgado and the cold neutral modern landscape photographs of lewis baltz br br all this happens in china of course though there is earlier footage in black and white of the photographer working around a large shipbuilding site in bangladesh it is backed up by music in a new age industrial style that is alternately soothing and oppressive there are a good many stills of the photographer s work or were some of them made by the film crew it isn t made clear br br edward burtynsky is the name of the photographer we see people wandering through exhibitions of his beautiful work big dramatic prints of carefully composed view camera color images with a handsome glow the irony is that burtynsky makes such unique and glorious pictures of places that are essentially blighted and to the ordinary eye are dispiriting and boring he admits himself that he takes no political stand when we are able to compare his images with those caught by the roaming eye of the film s cinematographer peter mettler burtynsky s work almost amounts to a kind of glorification and hence falsification but he is showing us places that if we look closely reveal their full dark story of ravage and neglect no matter how finely crafted the photographs of them may be br br logically but not entirely fortunately it is burtynsky whose voice overs narrate most of the film as it ranges over various sites burtynsky s epiphanies may have inspired his decades of fine work but they amount to nothing but truisms about how we re changing the planet irreparably are dependent on oil which will run out that china has come into the game of massive industrialization late and so may burn out early with the depletion of fossil fuel the interest of manufactured landscapes would be much greater if there were perceptive new ideas to accompany it the reasons for watching it are two to see glimpses of burtynsky s work and the raw materials the spaces he visits and chronicles so beautifully and to observe scenes from the vast awesome daunting and rather horrifying industrialization of modern china br br because of the limitations of the narration the idea of the title manufactured landscapes feels insufficiently developed it even seems a misnomer new landscapes they are but they are the byproduct of manufacturing rather than manufactured landscapes of waste or wasted landscapes might be better titles there is much room left by this documentary for more intellectually searching work on film about this intriguing subject and those who want to know more about edward burtynsky might do better to peruse his books or exhibitions ,1
henry hathaway was daring as well as enthusiastic for his love of the people of the early days in us history however to critique historical inaccuracies of his film about brigham young and the mormon people are not necessary or useful in commenting for this film in my opinion hathaway did superb direction that conveys what a mormon people were in the early history of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints during the time period beginning with the martyrdom of joseph smith to the date of film release in often subtle filming and dialog delivery he covered mormon philosophies and teachings in many of the segments and scenes br br i remember watching this movie on many saturday mornings during my youth in the early s that was just over years after the films release and before the los angeles temple was completed which i watched being constructed and instilled more curious wonder of who mormons were i recently purchased this film and will enjoy the following messages that hathaway interpreted in his film br br love for all people regardless of their personal beliefs charity to those in need or not family is high in importance listen respectfully and carefully because even opposing messages have important points to consider and adopt work hard both individually and in community prepare and store for future days of need hope is a binding link to a higher being and for our daily lives and that there is a unique quality to any group and appreciate those that are identified as beneficial ,1
the third collaboration for karloff and lugosi sees a move away from poe and into the realm of the science fiction serial karloff plays dr janos rukh creator of a device that can capture light rays through his telescope in the carpathian mountains and translate them into pictures that form a visual history of the universe br br before several guests including lugosi as dr benet an astro chemist who had previously scoffed at rukh s theories he demonstrates the existence of an unknown radioactive element here termed radium x contained in a meteor that fell to earth in darkest africa several thousand years ago karloff joins the expedition to prove his theories but radium x is a tricky compound it levels mountains at long range and cures blindness at short range rukh is careless however and poisons himself glowing in the dark rather like those old ready breck commercials dr benet is on hand to devise a counter active for the radiation but combination of poison and cure drives rukh insanely paranoid convinced he has been cheated he seeks out the members of the expedition in paris including his estranged wife and his very touch while in his radioactive state means death br br along the way we get the old pseudo scientific idea that a dead person s eyes record the image of their killer a remarkably distinct karloff and the radium x device used to symbolically melt statues that represent the expedition members and even a touch of james whale in a cockney landlady in paris br br the invisible ray is great fun aside from the gothic opening it s interesting to see universal move the action around to africa and paris the film lacks pace but is always absorbing karloff slightly overdoes his performance but lugosi is terrific universal used the basic story outline again in man made monster this time with lon chaney jr as the glowing menace this time caused by electricity and lionel atwill as a much madder doctor than lugosi is here the invisible ray is a sombre and clever little film with much to admire not as famous as other universal horrors perhaps but it works and is highly entertaining ,1
i saw a page of madness in a silent film course at wesleyan university and it haunts me still after years truly ahead of its time perhaps even still this gem of a film reveals both the frightening and attractive aspects of madness ,1
exquisite comedy starring marian davies with the affable william haines young peggy arrives in hollywood seeking stardom cameo performances showcase all the stars in mgm s heaven in the famous commissary scene plus lots of vintage film making detail for the scholar pic also captures for posterity davies famous wickedly sarcastic impersonations of the top stars of the day her swanson is a beaut br br peggy even catches herself as she encounters the famous star marian davies at tennis turns up her nose and comments ohh i don t like her br br my print was perfect story direction acting an authentic charm and a must for all silent afficinados ,1
the audience sat in silence through almost the entire film with only a few rare occasional chuckles the character of maxwell smart was so inconsistent i felt whip lashed when it is convenient for the plot smart behaves like a master spy at other times he acts like an imbecile they lift many classic lines from the television series but they don t work in this version the classic missed it by this much is funny if it is spoken with attempted braggadocio by someone who is an obvious failure but it loses all humor when spoken by someone who is qualified to a slightly lesser degree many of the other characters move at a dizzying pace from skilled to cartoonish incompetent siegfried the main villain would seem to be intelligent but he makes decisions that make no damned sense at all still none of the characters in the film is as incompetent as the writers of this mess i am utterly depressed that so many imdb users think this was good ,0
the first time i ever saw this movie was when i was four years old i remember loving it and everything about it years later i am now and decided to watch it about a month ago because i am taking a s class in school i didn t really know what to expect since it had been years since i last saw it but i was completely blown away by it the actors were amazing the music was so fun and i now find myself singing along to every song treat williams is great as berger the leader of the hippie group who always gets what he wants one way or another except for at the very end of course john savage is actually very convincing as claude the oklahoma draftee who falls in love with sheila beverly d angelo d angelo is lovely as the prim and proper rich girl who eventually rebels against her upbringing and joins the hippies the other hippies are played by annie golden don dacus and dorsey wright annie golden is just adorable as jeannie the girl who is pregnant but still as cute and innocent as a child don dacus and dorsey wright are good as woof and hud the other two members of the group and cheryl barnes who plays hud s fiancée has an amazing voice br br the only problem i have with this movie however is that the relationship between claude and sheila is not very convincing they are barely ever shown together and when they are they fight remember the skinny dipping scene it seems as though their relationship is very weak and by the end of the movie we are supposed to believe they are madly in love only based on the few meetings they had i also see that many people writing reviews here are upset by the pg rating this movie has i personally would raise the rating up to a pg only because there is some drug use but remember in pg didn t exist i don t think the nudity is bad at all it is in no way sexual in fact there isn t really any sex at all in this movie and it is only to show the childlike innocence that the group maintains in most european countries nudity isn t regarded as something bad and i don t see why it is here in the us anyways i give this movie a high rating and i m glad it was made back then because in the insanely politically correct world of today they wouldn t even think of making it and even if they did it would be a very watered down version and i m sure you wouldn t get the full effect br br in conclusion this is a very underrated film that is definitely worth checking out ,1
the movie titanic makes it much more then just a night to remember it re writes a tragic history event that will always be talked about and will never been forgotten why so criticised i have no idea could will they ever make a movie like titanic that is so moving and touching every time you watch it could they ever replace such an epic masterpiece it will be almost impossible br br the director no doubt had the major impact on the film a simple disaster film boring to watch converted to an unbelievable romance yes i m not the romance type either but that should not bother you because you will never see a romance like this guaranteed everything to the amazing effects to the music to the sublime acting br br the movie creates an amazing visual and a wonderful feeling everything looks very real and live the legend herself titanic is shown brilliantly in all classes too looks too accommodation the acting was the real effect dicaprio and winslet are simply the best at playing there roles no one could have done better they are partly the reason why the film is so great br br i guess it s not too much to talk about the plot is simple the acting is brilliant based on a true story probably more then half of the consumers that watch the film will share tears thanks to un imaginable ending which can never be forgotten well if you haven t seen this film your missing out on something hesterical and a film to idolise for hollywood could it get better no not at all the most moving film of all time don t listen to people see for yourself then you will understand a landmark don t be surprised if you cry too ,1
francis ford coppola s first personal film completed and released in was the last movie he made as a mostly unknown up and coming director before the godfather and is in stark contrast to both that film and the rest of his uneven career it s ostensibly a road movie involving a disconnected young woman bored with domestic life and pregnant with a child she isn t sure she wants fleeing the trappings her dull marriage and hitting the open road in search of freedom along the way she befriends a nice man an ex footballer player that suffered brain damage from a traumatic head injury played in unexpectedly subtle fashion by a young james caan and decides to help him despite becoming frustrated with his simple ways her efforts to rid of him always fail either by guilt or chance and eventually lead her directly into the hands of an emotionally wounded cop robert duvall who has ideas of his own the plot is threadbare but coppola does a great job at detailing the emotional life of these characters and uses editing techniques to relay back story that were not at all common in american films of the time shots are simple yet extraordinarily effective conveying both the moody desolation of the open highway and the emptiness of american suburban life infused with a gentle melancholy provided by the film score coppola also deserves credit for addressing the issue of domestic discontent from a woman s point of view in the culturally turbulent s overall a fairly low key film that is not what audiences have come to expect from coppola but one that is a minor triumph in its own quiet unassuming way ,1
 så som in himmelen was probably one of the most beautiful films i have seen in my life that it did not win the oscar i will not shed a tear this movie is in a kind of class of its own that an oscar win would possibly have detracted from it my dearest friend anders nyberg you have done true magnificence with your pen here kay pollak with your creation and everyone contributing you all have given a gift of love to our world between the points of entering this world of ours then exiting it you really can say that you made it better a special personal thank you from my soul to all of you that you brought back some precious memories from the second decade of my life i grew up in sweden and my young mind and present beingness was formed and shaped by many beautiful swedish influences individuals traditions music and nature my blessings with gratitude to you all with love and light george gabriel berkovits soulhealer johannesburg south africa,1
i love this film it s one of those i can watch again and again it is acted well by a good cast that doesn t try too hard to be star studded br br the premise of a newly widowed housewife who turns to selling pot to make ends meet could have been made into an americanised turd of a movie or an action thriller either would have killed the film completely br br the film plays out like an ealing comedy with a terrific feel good factor throughout br br it is worth watching just for the scene with the two old ladies and a box of cornflakes no that s not a spoiler ,1
i don t see how you can say that freddy s nightmares is cheesy and a rip off you obviously don t know good tv when you see it the episodes are packed with drama and blood freddy is creative in the way he kills people i love freddy s nightmares and i hope to get all episodes on dvd the best episodes are saturday night special school daze and love stinks if you think this series sucked then you re entitled to your opinion but remember it s only your opinion and it means nothing freddy s nightmares will always be one of the best series ever and you ll come to accept that fact soon enough if you don t like it then don t watch it but don t deny it s brilliance ,1
i ve enjoyed watching lost from the beginning and endured a few bad actors in poorly written episodes because when lost is good it s really good but this episode that features mr echos demise had so many drawn out scenes with lingering closeups of bad acting that i found myself tapping the fast forward button this episode stood out so far as by far the worst in fact the variation in quality of lost has been so inconsistent i find myself often wondering how many writers they are using br br i will continue to watch but hope things get better and hope i stop secretly wishing for the sub par actors in the series to die off ,0
the battleship potemkin is now the oldest film i ve seen and it is also the first silent film i ve seen i heard a lot of good things about this movie so i got the tape out at home and i watched it when it ended i just thought that this was a classic masterpiece the story is based on the real life russian battleship potemkin you wouldn t think it but some of it was sad and disgusting sad being that the mother dies and the pram rolls down the stairway and disgusting being they have to eat rotten meat with maggots in it br br today it is still considered to be one of the best silent and russian films ever made i think that everyone should see it if they can find it you will be presently surprised at how good it is it s a must see classic ,1
after getting hooked on the mini series north south i could hardly wait for the continuation north south ii then years later along came book iii heaven hell north south book iii finally the last installment came for the on going saga of the maine and hazard families i was so enraptured by this series that i taped each part off of tv and then managed to get family and friends hooked and i watched it again each time someone new wanted to see them my tapes are old and i crave this trilogy on dvd if you missed book iii you didn t get full satisfaction and you don t know how it all turned out do yourself a favor and demand this set on dvd ,1
it is hard to judge imaginary heroes without referring to the fact that director and script writer dan harris is only you can hardly believe seeing this film which is not only a mature piece of work professional and deep but also with some of the defects of routine specific to older directors br br the setting is the american suburb too familiar from american beauty or desperate housewives as in american beauty the film turns around a suicide but here it happens at the beginning of the movie and we are left watching a mid class family coping with the death of the gifted sportsman brother and son emile hirsch plays the younger brother sigourney weaver is the mother both are excellent trying to cope with the loss to find the reason and motivation to survive harris drives his actors with a sure hand and the first two sections of the film there are four in total as the seasons of the year build a wonderful tension with credible dilemmas and real questions it is the second part of the film that disappoints slightly it looks too tired and conventional and i suspect that the producers may have interfered in the work of the young script writer and director trying to bring him closer to the hollywood convention that s how this film fails to be a somber version of american beauty with a different focus i am sure however that we will hear a lot about dan harris in the coming years ,1
allow me to start this review by saying this i love vampire movies they can suck har har pun intended and i ll still love them because vampires are just cool in movies van helsing considered by many to be a steaming pile of crap was enjoyable to me because of the fact that there were vampires you may ask what does that have to do with this movie the answer is that i intend to inform you of how horrible this movie truly is that even a sucker harharhar for vampire movies like me can despise a movie like this so much br br the movie stars van helsing a college professor guy who isn t at all convincing he s a terrible actor like everyone else in this movie and he wrote it to add salt to the wound i honestly to not mean to offend him and i m sure everyone had fun making this movie but watching it was actually painful i m not sure why i watched the whole thing perhaps it was a morbid fascination like watching an impending train crash it s horrible but you can t manage to force yourself to look away its main fault is that it s just so ing boring and its plot is so damn ridiculous even for a science fiction horror movie br br but i digress by the way van helsing has sex with his mom of course he doesn t know it s her at the time he just thinks it s one of his students which is still illegal and all but not as disgusting and creepy br br if i were van helsing i would at least pull an oedipus myself when i found out i had done something so gross it would ve made for one entertaining thing if he just made some comment on it but no the point isn t even brought up at all by any of the characters it s as if the writer didn t even think of it i would ve at least had another character laugh at him and say ha ha you had sex with your mom which would be mildly humorous although blatantly immature i m probably running out of room so a few more words to dissuade you from ever seeing this film there s a vampire ninja fight with an old man it would be funny but the filmmakers expect us to take it seriously it s not even worth watching the movie to see how bad it is stay far far away from it if you value your time at all br br i will say one thing positive about the movie the guy who plays van helsing is pretty slick with that knife of his there s like a minute long segment where he swings around his knife and actually does some pretty nifty tricks it would be boring in any other movie but here sadly it was the highlight ,0
before watching this film i had heard a lot about it and certain scenes in the film but listening wasn t doing it for me so i planned on watching it and wow ned beatty ronny cox jon voight and burt reynolds make for an interesting group of individuals who are hell bent on canoing down the cahulawassee river and the unfortunate series of events that transpires upon them all the character development takes some time in enveloping the viewer with a better understanding of each person but eventually you know these guys like they were your friend the acting dialogue is very very real as close to reality as you can get for hollywood acting reynolds character lewis was interesting as a guy who comes off very tough but underneath the manly veneer lies a very soft and broken man i was impressed with his performance jon voight seems to be the character thats on the spotlight the most the unfortunate circumstances that seem to find him at every corner really mold and caste him into a different man at the end his character transition was excellent ned beatty and ronny cox really seem like the silly lunkheads that just like to joke around and don t seem to get too awful serious unless they have too and they did i really was amazed at director boorman s vision of dickey s novel very impressed you cannot go your whole life without watching this film i give it eight out of ten stars extremely impressed ,1
 of this movie is recycled footage of the previous movies a fact that s sadly obvious even to someone like myself who hasn t seen the original movies and somehow it feels like a rip off even though i haven t seen the stuff before it s like that episode of every tv show where the characters sit around a photo album or something and you just see recycled footage of other episodes i ve seen some producers do extended montages of recycled footage but never anything beyond minutes or so this movie is mostly stuff that had already been seen by audiences so you could mount a case that it s one of the biggest rip offs ever foisted on the motion picture public br br i got to see it in the theater in a mm print which is good enough i suppose considering how rare this kind of material must be on film these days i give the movie some credit for semi convincing gothic atmosphere and for unintentional humor but that s about it the aztec mummy monster looks good even has some mobility in his face which is better than most movie monsters of the period but the robot is pitiful although it s interesting that they made the human face totally visible it s a robot human or something of the sort as they somewhat explain in the movie i think that s considered an android so technically in hard sci fi terms this movie should be called android vs the aztec mummy but i doubt anyone was too worried about technicalities here anymore than they were worried about quality in fact the movie is so sloppily put together that it makes television look good even the dubbing from mexican into english is lazy and weak for example at one point the hero says i might as well begin at the beginning what the heck kind of translation is that couldn t they at least have him say start at the beginning so that it doesn t sound repetitive a high school newspaper editor could have fixed the screenplay of this movie it s the epitome of utilitarian film making just absolutely nothing is in this movie that doesn t need to be there for the basic commercial purpose of the film they put no more effort into making it than they had to and considering the extensive recycled footage i would doubt that they actually spent more than a week making this movie br br i will now cease posting about it on the principle that i don t want to expend more energy in the process of commenting than the creators of the movie actually expended while making it ,0
avoid this film if you are looking for entertainment br br it is filled with wannabes trying to be something that they are not and emraan is just wasted in the role of a tour guide who falls for a newcomer who needs to go to acting school seriously where to they get these people from just because you re pretty doesn t mean you can act or should be an actress br br asmit patel needs to send an apology letter to everyone who accidentally watches him makes a fool of himself in this poor excuse for a film he plays an insipid wannabe gangster who drugs girls and forces them to fall in love with him and sells them off to the highest bidder ,0
this film contains the one ingredient that all revenge movies should have and that is true emotion sorrow love laughter anger there are so many emotions thrown into this film from start to finish this film is immensely captivating the plot on paper sounds like the usually rubbish that is mostly thrown in the faces of the audiences but don t be mistaken this film is powerful washington as always puts on a great performance br br the plot in a nutshell man suffers from depression a young girl brings life into him kids gets kidnap man wants revenge doesn t sound like anything special but it far superior than any other similar film out there for instant taken is a similar film but when you compare them both man on fire wins hands down the characters are engaging and everyone puts in a great performance and the directing is great mexico city feels alive it looks like mexico city it smells like mexico city everything is portrayed brilliantly the style of direction was something i enjoyed and brought the best out of mexico city br br this is one of those films you ll bring out once a year to watch again or a film that you ll beg your family and friends to watch from start to finish you are rooting for the main protagonist making it a roller coaster journey there enough action to keep you happy there enough character development to please you and then there s washington to bring a smile to your face watch this film you won t be disappointed,1
i made it through half of this but was not enough of a masochist to see it all the first half of the film had next to no dialog almost everything was voice over commentary to carry the story the scriptwriter forgot that sometimes less is more and tried to explain several millennium of detailed history in the voice over at the same time he forgot to do any character development most science fiction fans don t require huge amounts of character development but it would be nice to know why the two main characters who survived the destruction of the space fleet together ended up fighting each other br br there are some good things going on in the film the soundtrack was well done some of the computer generated graphics are very good but others were just mediocre ,0
on watching this film i was amazed at how media perception can mould a persons opinion of a celebrity karen carpenter was a carefree but very unconfident young lady whose wonderful voice helped her and her brother richard to soar the charts with wonderful songs as with all celebrities of today they were often criticised about their music as well as their looks styles etc this had a huge effect on karen who raged a battle against her eating and drastically lost weight which eventually caused her death this heart felt film was not initially something which i would have thought of watching but on starting to view it then i was hooked in the same way that the tina turner story does then this film enlightens you and allows you to see into the young performers life the acting was superb and even after nearly years after it was made then the directional and the dialogue are still entertaining br br i would recommend this to anyone who hasn t yet watched it it is amazingly accurate and emotionally charged ,1
this is a very noir kind of episode it begins with jim returning from a weekend trip with a new girlfriend the recently divorced karen mills pat delaney daughter in law of john huston who knew a few things about noir film and her daughter when they arrive karen goes in the house while jim picks up her daughter from the back seat and carries her up to her room he then discovers karen has disappeared without a trace of course he calls dennis and when the police arrive they see no sign of karen but find her next door neighbor murdered in the bushes so of course that makes jim an immediate suspect br br this is a great little mystery and the first half of the story is shown by rocky asking jim to go over the story once again rocky suggests that by jim telling him the story he might remember a little detail that he didn t think was important at the time but now might lead to a clue as to what happened it s a really well written scene and completes the transition of the rocky character from a grifter to a concerned parent it also goes a long way to show that rocky isn t just some clueless old man either as he says you come to me because i m your father and i m smarter than you this is one of those times where we see where jim got his smarts br br this episode also features an appearance by hottie lara parker who played angelique in the dark shadows series and went on to play laura banner bruce s wife in the incredible hulk series a few years later she looks terrific here br br this episode also marks the first mention of the minette crime family a name that would keep popping up on the rockford files almost whenever they needed a mob family this time its vincent minette who rockford helps apprehend br br lt diehl tom atkins makes his first appearance on the series and dennis is quietly demoted from a police lieutenant that he was on the earlier season one episodes to a police sargent i guess they figured it would be better to have dennis less powerful and add some conflict between jim and the police frankly they were right though i prefer the later lt chapman to lt diehl br br not a lot of the typical rockford humor in this episode but a good mystery with a lot of heart ,1
just ingenious enough to be plausible and still a lot of fun this is a pure slice of the s even the cops need haircuts badly shot in and around london the plot of the american ex con who tries going straight but finds himself sent as an electrician to a bank in mayfair and then has the screws put on by crime lord david niven and finds himself plotting the crime of the century is well handled br br i liked its simplicity and even innocence it harks back to a time when caper films where just that a caper and violence wasn t a part of the deal br br all in all you could do a lot worse than watch this it has enough twists and turns to give it some oomph and a cast that obviously had fun making it br br nicely made and watchable ,1
although flawed in it s view of homosexuals this movie will shed light for the viewer about the myths and inaccuracies concerning aids despite the depressing subject matter this film depicts a warm friendship between two boys and will make you laugh as well as cry very well acted by all especially joseph mazzello and brad renfro the language is a little strong though appropriate and it s an entertaining and intelligent film for the whole family but remember to have the kleenex ready ,1
anna ursula andress is brought in as an official r n by ex lover benito varotto duilio del prete ostensibly to nurse an aging widower count leonida bottacin mario piso back to health after a heart attack but benito is actually leading a group of heirs and businessmen including american entrepreneur mr kitch jack palance with ulterior motives reflected by what anna hopefully will actually accomplish with the count he has a history of well liking women and would be actually a bit more vulnerable as he is cured the bad guys get derailed as anna does not go along and grows closer to the count the ending might be said to be ironic but it is probably better described as predictable br br but so much for plot this film is totally an erotic comedy from start to finish and oh how good there are many nude scenes including ones of anna and jole one of the malevolent heiresses played by luciana paluzzi both ursula and luciana are noteworthy continental ex bond women and thus fulfill the fantasies of male viewers as she did in thunderball remember fiona volpe luciana plays a femme fatale sort of although less elegantly br br perhaps the best scene is anna s slow complete strip and jump in bed with the young adone the other patient who incredibly is resisting in an attempt to find out what he knows about the plot but even at this point she is already two faced for the better for she has decided not to go along however benito is more than a two timer with women having had lengthy flings in the past with both anna and jole and the rival best erotic scene follows an invective filled to put it mildly argument between him and jole this is a standing up encounter in which luciana is down to black panties only another nice one is ursula swimming fully naked in the estate s pool the count is free as the client to put his hands wherever he wants to on ursula and he takes advantage hey somehow i ve gone back to the actresses names in my descriptions erotic scenes involving other women include an amusing naked wine cellar chase the sensuous nurse is compact minutes but it doesn t need to be it is enjoyable without interruption start to finish definitely recommended br br ,1
this is one of those made for tv b movies that is so awful it kind of endears br br bad acting predictable script and cheesy special effects that were pretty much some of the cheapest tat seen make you have to keep watching to see if it gets any better br br it doesn t ,0
i kept waiting for this film to improve but alack this is the worst kind of escapist movie a spun sugar confection that sinks under the weight of its own ponderous self importance the pace stumbles on like a legionnaire stranded in the sahara the absence of good dialogue leaves the appealing stars with little to do other than look good in white linen irons plays yet another moneyed charmer who s had a touch of the sun kaas is a pleasing singer but not much of an actress luckily the script does not often call on her to emote away from the jazz club microphone all the enviably relaxed pretty unnecessary characters take turns masticating the scenery with an air of weary sophistication the whole exercise comes across like an interminably long ralph lauren ad br br if you re past forty and believe francophilia is the key to sophistication you may well mistake this piece of cardboard for a baguette well if you liked this movie you probably felt smart for appreciating godard s leaden éloge de l amour and you may even have sat through le divorce without cringing ,0
i happened to borrow this movie from a friend knowing nothing about it and it turned out to be an outstanding documentary about a journey on an ancient vessel across vast expanses of the ocean thor heyerdahl had developed a theory that the ancient incas in peru managed to travel thousands of miles across the ocean to polynesia based on certain relics that are found in both places certain types of ancient sea going vessels that we know they had available analysis of ocean and wind currents and the knowledge that the incas did in fact travel in some undetermined amount at sea br br in order to test his hypothesis heyerdahl and his crew construct a vessel as closely as possible to what the ancient incas had available using only balsa wood and other materials available at the time and set out from lima peru s capital to try to reach the islands of polynesia some miles away br br his theory like so much about ancient history is impossible to prove with certainty but the coverage of their journey provides for strong support that he is right the film is really little more than narration of footage taken during the day expedition but it is a very detailed description of what it was like and the trials and tribulations that they faced i often wish that academy award winning documentaries were easier to find and this one from more than years ago is still as interesting and informative as i am sure it was when it was first released ,1
don t let the name of this film deceive you in reality jake speed the character is quite possibly the laziest action hero ever known to film when jake speed is not saving virgin girls from evil madmen which he is often not he s seriously relaxing perhaps this adds to his charm but in my opinion an action hero is not suppose to chill out whenever he gets the chance furthermore unlike other daring heros who usually have an impressive list of talents this man has none unless of course you call sleeping a talent anyhow this movie is basically worthless the writing is sub par and the action when there is some is very lame the machine guns on the jeep weren t bad but that s about it so if you re in the mood to watch a movie that is a cure for insomnia then this piece is perfect for you it has a hero that not only puts himself to sleep but also his audience ,0
i saw the trailer for this film before watching titanic and i must admit that it whetted my appetite volcano seemed to be quite spectacular and full of promise but what a damp squib corny is not the word for the script and the characterizations are often ludicrous the stupid daughter is just beyond belief she is supposed to be not but then the scientists firemen and peripheral characters don t offer any more this movie ranks just in front of cruise ii and twister but only because those films are completely appalling this does have some reasonable effects but overall its a out of don t waste your time,0
with what they had john and carolyn were very private so the writers had to put together what they could i really liked portia de rossi as carolyn but jacqueline bisset s voice grated on my nerves she should have used her regular voice i would have preferred that the whole movie focus on john and carolyn instead of rehashing stuff we already know about john ,1
wow i just have to say this show is super cool i fell in love with the show from the beginning the idea of the show is very original and very soothing it s also a pleasure to watch the performance the two lovely leading ladies give lauren graham and alexis bledel they re simply wonderful i m especially a big admirer of lauren graham she s not just a pretty face she s a monster of an actress as well i m not saying that alexis isn t a wonderful actress as well i just happen to like lauren better anyway it s a real delight seeing them on screen sparing with words in the words of the immortal jim carrey b e a utiful ,1
rented this out from my local because it was the only new british film available this week never heard of the film maker before or his other films thank you imdb about time some one made a good young british comedy that didn t star hugh grant or forty something s the story is a morality tale but never preachy throughly enjoyable from a young and fresh faced cast luke goss s cameo was surprisingly very good but then he did surprise me with his excellent performance in blade loved the colour grading especially in the night club sequences great music and a truly original voice at work here nine out of ten and well worth the rental charge ,1
yes it s true that it was jessica alba who leads me to this movie because without her i should have never pick it br br but i find it long dull and above all unoriginal all along i thought that the story was full of clichés and the directing very boring so it was a surprise to see that the director and writer are the one and same person i take notice to remember to avoid all his next movies br br it s a pity because all good things were at hand malaysia is a beautiful jungle it was the british empire and the cast is wonderful jessica knows how to open her soul and for one time she has found an appropriate movie for this bob hoskins shows a great experience and he should have won an award for this role br br the only positive thing is that it makes me open a world map to locate this island because if you guess it happens in south asia you don t know where exactly ah the little plane flight with red lines in the indiana jones movie ,0
probably jackie chan s best film in the s and the one that put him on the map the scale of this self directed police drama is evident from the opening and closing scenes during which a squatters village and shopping mall are demolished there are clearly differences between the original chinese and dubbed english versions with many of the jokes failing to make their way into the latter the latter is also hampered by stars who sound nothing like their chinese originals in fact the only thing the dubbing has corrected is the court trial—at the time trials in colonial hong kong were conducted in english while the original has this scene in cantonese br br nonetheless chan s fighting style and the martial arts choreography inject humour where possible so non cantonese audiences don t miss much it s not after all the dialogue that makes a chan flick but the action and the painful out takes the story is easy to follow chan plays an incorruptible hong kong detective pursuing a gangland godfather cho yeun and assigned to protect a star witness brigitte lin the action is superb from beginning to end and there s not much time to breathe in between it ll never get you thinking but what an entertaining and well strung together film arguably this is one of the best martial arts films out there ,1
billy and jade had a very close relationship that went to far one evening even though billy was sleeping with jade s mother jade has to deal with the fact that her mother may never know and that it will never happen again billy is played by rob estes who couldn t have looked better lifetime tv has made another movie that everyone is bound to like ,1
you have to understand when wargames was released in it created a generation of wannabe computer hackers the idea that a teenager could do anything of far reaching proportions let alone deter a world war was novel and thrilling real computers were beginning to show up in people s homes and for the first time society was becoming interconnected in a way that made the movie s premise excitingly prescient granted a talking computer that balanced it s free time between chess and global thermonuclear war was a bit far fetched but the brilliant commentary on nuclear proliferation and the cold war made up for it i ve probably even heard of the hackers that this movie was actually based on br br fast forward years and we have a horrible mutant of a thing that i loathe to call a sequel called wargames the dead code i ll just dig right in first of all the plot hinges on a government operated gambling site where folks who win the games automatically become terror suspects you re probably very confused right now the idea is that eventually the terrorist will click on the sub game within the web site called the dead code where they pilot a plane over a city spraying it with bioweapons at some point in the game you have to choose between sarin gas and anthrax and if you choose sarin then you re automatically confirmed as a bioterrorism weapons expert and your family is taken into custody and interrogated in the movie this actually happens however since the payment for the game was made from a bank account that was suspicious it obviously all makes sense br br second the avatar of the ai in this straight to dvd bomb is an annoying flash animation that keeps repeating the pop up ad esquire sound bite play with me baby because apparently in the future advanced ai loses interest in intellectual pursuits like chess and gets into porn br br third the motivation for these hackers is profit and women as opposed to pure curiosity as in the original movie for some reason recent hacker movies feel the need to portray all young adults as average surfer dude kind of people who are just like everyone else that may work for your average sitcom but c mon you don t learn how to take over government computers by doing your hair playing sports and shopping at the mall folks the one novel thing i noticed was that at some point in the dialogue there is a reference to a matt damon movie and then later there is the phrase good hunting will i swear they named the main character will just for that phrase so they could send a high five to mr damon this will kid isn t bad but he was certainly wasn t like any obsessive hacker i ve ever met i can t fully state how annoyed i am that this movie shares the same name as the original because it has absolutely nothing in common with it except professor falken and joshua wopr make a reappearance in this movie as a limp old man who apparently is dying of boredom and a dilapidated old tic tac toe machine with a higher pitched voice after some prodding joshua the ai has what appears to be sex with the new ai with the porn voice a bunch of board games flash on the big screens and the whole the only way to win is not to play revelation is supposed to be the crowning moment except that those of us who saw the original you know those who would want to see this in the first place have already been there and done that a recycled ending for a movie made from last month s compost br br the new movie was directed by a guy who s done and written by guys who do b movies the original was directed by a guy who s been keeping himself busy with heroes so you see the quality difference there there was talk of a real remake but i hope they don t destroy this classic all over again i swear if i have to i ll visit every gambling web site until i find the one that s run by a psychotic government computer the saving grace is that i was able to stream this on netflix so at least the only energy i expended watching this disaster was for breathing clicking and indigestion ,0
it s all very simple jake goes to prison and spends five years with the con and the chess masters they get compassionate about his history of loss and failure and utterly misery that he lives on because of his belief in his mastery of small tricks and control of the rules of small crooks they decide to give jake the ultimate freedom from his innermost fears from what he believes to be himself for that they take him on a trip where he got to let go all the fear all the pride all the hope to be reborn as true master of his will br br it s a clever movie about the journey of illumination about the infinite gambles and games that we do with and within ourselves no doubt ,1
priyadarshan whenever a person heard his name his first thought would be comedy that is what this man is known for or rather was known for after giving stupendous blockbuster comedies like hungama hera pheri and hunchul his train derailed slowly with movies like chupke chupke and a few others whose names i can t recollect for now now with hideous films like dhol the first word that would strike our mind after hearing his name would be torture br br dhol is a mixture of bad unfunny toilet jokes somewhat of drama poor suspense and idiocracy the only good thing about dhol was one or two of the scenes which were funny though not witty and secondly except for kunal khemu and the hysterical grandma the acting was decent br br speaking of the acting i felt that rajpal yadav and sharman joshi were at the top if you compare them with the others in the movie then came tusshar kapoor then tanushree and at the last the two idiots mentioned above the flaw in kunal khemu was that he was loud in his jokes and even in his acting the grandma firstly resembled a ghost plus she was not funny at all but rather silly br br the plot was the same seen before one four boys behind girls and in need of money but with a few twists there is a bad man who is preposterously stupid and dumb and at last the good wins over the bad and everything is fine the idea of having a dhol with a tone full of cash in it is simply not witty br br the worst thing about the movie is its length after an hour or so you get exhausted and want to leave the theater but being a critic it is my responsibility to tolerated the whole two and half hours of the movie the movie goes on and on and the same kind of jokes are repeated again and again and the situations are perennial just at a different place br br if your mother in law has arrived to your house and starts mocking you at everything then send her for this movie and have fun out of ,0
 br br i really liked this film one of those rare films that hollywood really does not make anymore william h macy is just great as the hit man with a soul and neve campbell is just flat out fantastic as the woman who puts his life on the track of redemption br br if you have a chance see this film it earns it s praise,1
i have no idea how anyone can give this movie high marks i didn t rent it thinking it was the next great horror flick the next great horror spoof or the next great low budget horror spoof obviously this isn t meant to scare but one fatal flaw with the production entirely sapped the joy out of the viewing experience the sound editing was horrible i had to work the volume control the entire movie you can imagine how difficult it is to get into something even a low budget spoof when you re either turning the volume up or down or trying to anticipate the next time you have to do so the regular dialogue is very low and all screams noises etc are very loud we re not talking about toggling between and on the volume control finding a happy medium at we re talking toggling between and on the volume where it is virtually impossible to leave the volume alone again this movie might be a decent example of what it is meant to be but you re going to be spending so much time adjusting your volume control that you ll never have the chance to enjoy it ,0
if it wasn t for the bad dialogues and script i mean the direction was really in touch with it s subject the actors were doing good at bringing their characters to life but in the end the thing that was really missing was a solid script to hold all the pieces together i would highly suggest not to watch this unless you re a al pacino enthusiast like i am and will watch everything he is playing in even if the result lately are rather poor this is after smne a second very bad movie for this actor that once knew how to choose roles ,0
this film is the culmination of everything that is bad about modern film unnecessary slow motion unnecessary flipping jumping somersaults unnecessary characters unnecessary dialogue basically unnecessity is that a word well it s just been invented by i robot br br what happened to practicality i e the car garage the skin spray the only tool that shows a combination of futuristic and realistic function is the card swipe at the coffee shop br br what happened to showing respect for women i e smith s character does nothing but degrade the doctor for the better part of the film and yet she still wants him where is the tension i ll tell you where good looks and not admiration or common ground br br what happened to a detective that detects smith did nothing but sit around and feel sorry for himself complaining to other people and when they said something that sparked a thought he was off this is such a lame way to get the story from point b c d etc it was ok once but not several times in a row speaking of several times in a row what was the i m snoring and not listening to you joke twice in one scene br br what happened to the small parts in a movie being somewhat meaningful and not just a tool to promote rescue scenes shia labeouf the kid is in the movie for a total of two scenes we know that a he degrades women and b he knows smith so of course we should care about him and whether or not he comes to harm br br what happened to hero s let s just forget that there are people women and children everywhere getting attacked by robots and selfishly save the only person withing my view that i have an acquaintance with and why did he have to ramp his bike through the air showing off while the doctor was somehow able to reach the same distance in a matter of seconds on foot br br don t get me wrong i m all for spectacle but i m also all for a shred of realism and meaning br br i have to say i ve never laughed quite so hard at a film in a long time so thanks alex br br i pray for the swing of the social pendulum back to simpler techniques simpler stories and simpler everything else in films but mainly simpler techniques br br big budget action films you so have to die ,0
in this little film we have some great characters but a very shallow plot it is actually nice to watch because singleton does a great job at presenting the esoteric conflicts and the interpersonal relationships this makes the viewer forget the nonexistent realism that this movie supposedly is for in fact what we have here is all the possible cliches and stereotypes put on celluloid in a rate higher than that of a soap definitely not a deep movie even if it wants to be but better than an average college movie ,1
spoiler alert br br a cliché riddled film that somehow makes an anti death with dignity statement though it attempts to do the opposite washington is a paralyzed forensics officer who has been suffering and wanting to die for the past four years apparently he wrote his huge selling book only a year ago though so it hasn t all be despair he arranges for an assisted suicide with his doctor who will return in a week br br in the meantime he helps out on a serial killer case he recruits the gutsy i don t wanna do it but i m just so good at it cop jolie and they track down impossible clue jumping to highly unlikely conclusions in matters of moments hey that old bolt means that the killer has the millionaire s wife in a steam tunnel by the old woolworth building shyeah right it s laughable yet no is smart enough to figure out that doctor who s going to assist him is the killer br br when he comes to washington to murder him ahead of schedule he has a change of heart and struggles unbelievably for his life cut to the obligatory bad guy about to shoot the good guy scene when bang the gun goes off but the bad guy didn t fire no the woman steps out of the corner she has just shot him in the back ,0
i have been watching king of queens from the beginning and have felt it is overlooked at the award shows this show has the best humor you can identify with the characters we talk about it at work a lot because i work at a company a lot like ips dhl and we just love the teamster plugs carrie is my hero she is the best she just puts it out there no matter what the subject is arthur well what can you say he just cracks you up and really puts a spin on things doug well he is just so lovable and funny the three characters plus all the friends just make the show complete this is the best comedy on tv i would say up there with seinfeld and hey there s nothing wrong with that excellente as doug would say ,1
pink flamingos a representation of society s past br br pink flamingos a film directed by john waters in is a very disturbing portrayal of the negative impact a traumatized childhood can have on future life babs johnson grew up in a very non typical home blatantly you can see the impact this had on society through her actions up to the ending where she engulfs dog feces was this film just some sick and twisted perversion of endless gut wrenching occurrences or was it symbolic of something much deeper to side with the first would be the easy way out and to the side with the latter might seem demented but possibly true the film does have some credible resemblance to actual events of our societal past every leader that we as people view as horrible displays similar characteristics to those of babs johnson ivan the terrible genghis khan adolph hitler and joseph staling all had troubling childhoods babs johnson had a troubling childhood and therefore is associated in the same class as all of the previous mentioned rulers that is why a great deal of her actions throughout the film can be seen as disturbing however were her actions her own fault or society s for letting her grow up the way she did furthermore each character in this film represents either a past leader or event another coincidence is edith s obsession with eggs with an open mind this can be tied into the genocide and hitler s attempt to annihilate the jews some view hitler as a genius others a mad man john waters must have seen him as a mad man because his representation edith was indeed mentally ill edith s son crackers and traveling companion cotton are symbolic of what was wrong in our own backyard slavery both names are slang terms that represent a time period that most of us would rather forget theses characters are crucial in terms that it points out that in some times our society in america was no better than what we often view as horrendous acts of social onslaught in other cultures the chicken f king scene is the epitome of what was wrong in our society in this time period and is still wrong chicken is a s slang term for woman therefore it might be possible that john waters were trying to bring out the subject of rape through cotton and crackers actions the antagonist family if a single antagonist can be determined in this film was the marble s marble is often mentioned in association with wealth therefore this may be symbolic of the struggle between the poor and the wealthy a fight that still continues on today and will probably continue on forever pink flamingos is a monumental film for its disturbing scenes but should also be noted for its camouflaged political agenda that waters displayed so affluently throughout its entirety ,1
back in michael jackson s popularity was such that if he wanted to make a million horror music video with the american werewolf team and featuring the voice of vincent price then that was exactly what he was going to do and never has a music video created such a sensation before or since when it was released on vhs this minute short became the world s largest selling musical of all time but odds are you already know all about it as whenever there s a list of the greatest music videos of all time this one almost invariably takes the top spot br br it begins with michael jackson walking down a dark street with his date after their car has broken down he explains to her that he s not like other men damn right and then the full moon appears from behind the clouds his girlfriend stands there and screams and screams and then screams some more during a lavish transformation sequence as michael jackson becomes a werewolf he chases her through the forest catches her and we cut to a movie theatre ah all of this is just occurring in a horror movie that michael jackson and his date are watching br br so we re five minutes in and still no sign of the song thriller extravagant much anyway you must know how it goes from here dancing singing graveyard vincent price zombies what s the problem then end credits end credits for a friggin music video thriller isn t one of michael jackon s most memorable songs but even by today s standards it sure is a bitch of a visual experience if you still haven t seen it in it s entirety then you definitely should someday soon ,1
gene roddenberry never let his fans down his death ended sci fi legacy that will never be matched earth the final conflict was proof his pilot film and the first seasons were well written and meticulously produced but somewhere along the way the roddenberry touch was lost the loss of lead kevin kilner william boone definitely hurt the series as he was a vital part of what made it work the story involves the human race being visited by the taelons an extra terrestrial race who dub themselves the companions after years they have given earth new technologies helpful information about the universe and more many question their intentions here on earth the main liaison on earth between the races is da an leni parker and he is to many the most trustworthy taelon questions arise just why are they here what are their goals is da an aware of any suspected plots against the humans there is an underground group led by millionaire industrialist jonathan doors david hemblen who utilizes his millions to investigate the taelons by the end of the first season things are going well da an seems trustworthy boone assists doors in his investigation while working with da an and the taelons as a liaison in the middle of the nd season things start unraveling and the once terrific and fascinating series spirals downward mostly because roddenberry had died and was not around to guide the producers of whom his wife majel barrett roddenberry was co producer still the first season remains intriguing and fun to watch ,1
i can t believe that people thought this stinking heap of trash was funny shifting the attempts at humor among cruelty disgust and stupidity there s something about mary leaves little reason to stay until the end sure cameron diaz is very pretty but that is never going to be enough to save a movie ben stiller tries hard to work within the plot and is obviously very talented but the movie is a loser br br not once were any of the scenes believable the shots were badly timed and poorly framed the farreley brothers should be kept away from making films at all costs i check imdb to see what they are working on just so i know what to avoid br br the bonus is from the one time i smiled it s not like i m immune to humor or alone in my opinion my wife hated it too the next day we saw rush hour and laughed ourselves silly this movie just stunk ,0
i saw this at the san francisco independent film festival and liked it a lot it worked for me as a slightly weird comedy because i don t like horror but there were only a couple of minutes i had to close my eyes br br the dialog was good the costumes and settings were not far off bbc quality which is amazing for an indie film i liked the way the plot twists and even meanders it kept surprising me in good ways i even warmed up to the willy grimes character who i quite disliked at the beginning it would have been better if there d been any motivation for the woman to be so interested in going to the island that felt very much like a plot device br br i am fond of dominic monaghan and he did a good job at pratfalls horror and at the more thoughtful moments nice voice in the narration too br br this would be a fun and unusual date movie ,1
given this film s incredible reviews i was expecting something truly exceptional it certainly starts well with witty and sharp dialogue and a fine cast in place a series of robert altman style interwoven stories reel the viewer in with some compelling scenes i found it gripping entertainment right through to the second half of the film when sadly it collapses like a pack of cards a series of ludicrous coincidences and right on messages stack up until i m left deeply disappointed and wondering what all the fuss is about paul haggis has tackled the subject of race in la and that alone seems to have elevated this movie to a new level of interest given that most of the academy voters live in la and have experienced racism to some extent this film is sure to have an impact on them that means the oscar for best picture will go to the race movie or the gay movie let s hope it is the latter because brokeback mountain is a bona fide masterpiece that deserves recognition ,0
this was a fine example of how an interesting film can be made without using big stars and big effects just tell a true story about the struggles of two african american women over a turbulent century br br this movie challenges us all to look at our own personal prejudices and see that people are people not white black etc br br good movie with a good message ,1
i can not quite understand why any of the reviewers gave this documentary other than for political reasons no the film did not investigate both sides of the story but then surely one film in favour of chavez against the tides of propaganda against him should be seen as an attempt to balance out the narrative overall especially given a the history of cia involvement in latin america in fermenting civil unrest google national security archive and b the coverage in that country and elsewhere of the clearly faked scenes of chavez supporters shooting non existent opponents what is most amazing about this film is the fact that the film makers stayed in the presidential palace all of the way though the coup surely a first in documentary making images of a coup from both sides ,1
one of those films that i happened across through the criterion collection and as usual indulged as a change of pace that turned out to be a great decision i was almost mesmerised by the quality of the film the story it told and the way it was told the almost minimalist feel to the film with sparse dialogue and almost constant music just added a whole evocative level to the film this really is a superb film to spend some time with and enjoy ,1
the seven ups is a good and engrossing film it s packed with credible performances by scheider labianco and an effective scary performance by richard lynch although most of the characters are card board cut out tough guys character development does not evolve at all on the screen the only thing we know is the good guys are the good guys and the bad guys are bad deviating from the crime story norm the seven ups manage to throw scheider and crew into the middle of a building plot in a unique writing twist onsite locations of new york city and an excellent choreographed car chase highlight the film the only downside of the film is the slightly confusing plot line in the beginning they give the viewer little evidence that the men being kidnapped are mob related until later in the film had someone blindly started watching the film may be slightly confused on the story otherwise the seven ups is a gritty testosterone filled enjoyable time ,1
although i enjoy steve carrell s work evan the almighty like so many other overdone films turned out to be a lot worse than i hoped it would be br br this turned out to be a cheesy family movie the kind that employ famous comedian to improve their image but ultimately fail to deliver br br the usual carell s dorky humour is almost absent from the movie and though he did make me chuckle a few times there was nothing hilarious about him in evan the almighty br br his kids although were probably somehow important for a biblical character were really quite useless in the movie and terrible actors even his wife was somewhat of a third leg for such a simple storyline br br spending so much money on making a comedy was a huge mistake although carell s career might profit from this movie there s no real reason to go see it br br if only there was a little less of his family a little more of carell molly shannon and maybe some other snl cast it could have actually been a lot more entertaining br br for a few chuckles here and there ,0
i was fortunate enough to record this wonderful drama both parts when it originally aired on masterpiece theatre i loved it but lost it then one day while going through old tapes found it again i recorded it to dvd and watched and wow i still love it the leads are excellent and my only complaint is i wish we had seen more kester what a man and prue she s so strong and wonderful living in a time and age where her affliction and how she deals with it is seen as unfortunate and evil even her own brother tells prue to her face that he doubts that a man will ever have her sigh unfortunately my copy is not the greatest with wear and tear over the years and i too would absolutely love to own this on professional dvd if it ever happens ,1
anyone notice that tommy only has facial expressions br br the angry eyes look he gives every enemy the holding of the hands to face mouth agape and frightened eyes the smiling tommy turnbull br br i have to say that i pretty much hate this show i don t watch it but it s like code lyoko we ve all watched at least one i must say that this show is borderline racist uninteresting and pointless br br every episode ends with robotboy winning except for one exception when robotboy basically let this overly geeky freakazoid fly away on a jetpack br br the jokes are pretty crude too i think it s mostly people saying the word suck or farting i think the bullies of the show are quite shocking too br br isn t there one that hides a bowling ball under his hate and the other uses a chain for god sake what kind of school is he going to not to mention his older brother who is borderline psychopathic and has no other character qualities br br the whole show i feel is ripping off megas xlr and fosters like you could say the trio of coop jamie and kiva as well as robotboy being similar to megas where he beats everyone no matter what the odds and he s free spirited despite being a robot br br there is simply no appeal to this show i m surprised that it s still running ,0
and how it made it into production astounds me the main character is an obnoxious show off who isn t the least bit funny i can t stand the character at all he s a dumb ass with nothing to offer the show br br this is the worst cartoon to surface in the last years no joke the story lines are both poorly written and executed the jokes are as bad as the ones on disney s sweet life of zack and cody i could not dislike this show more it s terrible and should be canceled even the theme song is bad the title even worse br br it s as though this show is written by a couple of year olds that based the character on themselves and think they re hot stuff when they re really just arrogant and lack creativity as well as humor br br johnny test go away far and fast ,0
man about the house is a true situation comedy in every sense of the word the comedy concerns a character called robin tripp played by the great richard o sullivan who finds himself after a wild party ending up at the home of two ladies called jo and chrissy ironically the party was held to say goodbye to their old flatmate the obvious ends up happening as he moves in br br man about the house was a pre cursor to cooke and mortimer s spin off show george and mildred which featured the characters who were landlords to jo chrissy and robin these two characters would actually turn out to be the linchpins of man about the house with mildred the late and much missed yootha joyce in particular getting some of the best lines of the series a semi regular character was larry doug fisher a useless person who was always on the scrounge and only ever came round when he wanted to borrow something and never to return it br br the american s did a version called three s company but it doesn t stand a chance when compared to this far funnier original thames took a risk in producing a comedy about a man sharing a flat with women at a very conservative time but they should worry as the ratings at the time suggest that around million people just wanted to watch a good old fashioned bit of comedy with inspired casting and a sharp script what a pity modern comedy can t reach that high standard br br this programme is available on network dvd,1
on one level hari om is a film using a familiar genre the road movie to tell a familiar story curious westerner explores the mysterious east but at its heart the film is about two people a young french beauty isa bent on experiencing life to the fullest and a motorized rickshaw driver hari om with bollywood aspirations from vastly different cultures their slowly growing attraction for each other and the beautiful mad chaos that is india today the gap between them can never be bridged but the director succeeds in bringing the two as close to the brink of an affair as possible without damaging the story s plausibility india and its people are essential ingredients of the narrative and except for the main characters the roles are played beautifully and persuasively by locals recruited during the film s production while on the road between the indian towns and villages that form the film s setting one major negative for this viewer a keystone kops chase near the film s conclusion as hari flees mobsters bent on collecting a gambling debt but the closing scenes where isa and hari bid farewell are poignant and unforgettable ,1
i grew up watching the original disney cinderella and have always loved it so much that the tape is a little worn br br accordingly i was excited to see that cinderella was coming on tv and i would be able to see it br br i should have known better br br this movie joins the club of movie sequels that should have just been left alone it holds absolutely none of the originals super charm it seems to me quite rough and almost brutal right from the don t sing a longs to the characterization br br while i remember the character s telling a story through a song this film s soundtrack was laid over the top and didn t seem to fit jaq s transformation into a human is a prime example where he was walking around eating an apple and adding a few little quips in here and there he should have been dancing around and singing about how great it was to be tall and in the ballroom there s old barn dance type country music it s as though the writers forgot where and when this story was set the upbeat fiddles certainly didn t fit br br even the artwork and animation in cinderella isn t up to scratch with the original the artwork in this film seems quite raw and less detailed and we see part of cinderella s hoop skirt which doesn t feel right br br the movie itself could have been it s own story i think that it should have been just that i wouldn t say that i hate it but i believe that it had many shortcomings it seems to downgrade in a significant way from the beloved cinderella original ,0
 winchester marked the first of a series of westerns involving james stewart and director anthony mann as in most of them stewart s hero has an violent edge that threatens to explode at any time br br the title refers to a one in a thousand rifle that is up for competition at a rifle shoot held in dodge city on july into town comes lin mcadam stewart and his sidekick high spade millard mitchell who are on the trail of dutch henry brown stephen mcnally for a past dastardly deed they arrive just in time to see marshal wyatt earp will geer running saloon girl lola shelley winters out of town it turns out that dutch henry is also in town for the rifle shoot lin and dutch henry shoot it out for the coveted prize with lin winning but dutch henry robs lin of the gun and escapes br br lin and high spade trail dutch henry across country where they encounter lola with her cowardly beau steve miller charles drake hold up in a u s cavalry camp awaiting attack by the indians led by young bull rock hudson who has acquired the prized rifle by murdering wily gun runner john mcintyre he had got the weapon by cheating dutch henry at poker young bull is killed during the attack and the gun passes to steve br br meanwhile back at the ranch lola and steve meet up with notorious gunman waco johnny dean dan duryea who kills steve and takes the valued rifle and lola for himself when dean meets up with dutch henry he allows him to take back his gun planning to murder him later in the town of tuscosa lin kills dean as dutch henry s plans of holding up the bank go bad and he escapes into the hills with lin in pursuit in one of the best final shoot outs ever the two meet in the final showdown br br i believe that this movie was the only one of the stewart mann collaborations that was shot in b w it is beautifully photographed especially the scenes in the wide open spaces and in particular the final showdown stewart playing against type plays the hero with a violent revenge motive edge an emotion that he would carry into future films with mann br br as in most universal westerns this one boasts a cast of seasoned veterans and contract players of the day in addition to those mentioned above j c flippen appears as the cavalry sergeant steve brodie james millican john doucette and chuck roberson as various henchmen ray teal as the sheriff pursuing duryea tony curtis and james best as rookie soldiers and edmund cobb chief yowlachie and john war eagle in various roles in the dodge city sequence br br a classic western in every sense of the word it was responsible for re generating stewart s career as an action star ,1
i don t know what the critics were viewing when this movie was released but it slipped by them unnoticed it is well written witty satirical and thoroughly enjoyable it s like a video game brought to life you never know who s behind the door or what will happen next the violence is not gratuitous nor overdone for splatter effect br br one last word for you mickey rourke fans the mickster is back and at his coolest in the cameo performance at the end ,1
closet land the title itself conjures up thoughts of secrets and that is really what s at the heart of this amnesty international film government secrets personal secrets both are integral pieces of this story br br by far the greatest acting seen in too long a time both alan rickman and madeleine stowe were phenomenal in their portrayal of a government interrogator and victim respectively with only the two actors in this unusual standard length film it is instantly clear that both actors were dedicated and talented enough to pull the viewer into this tiny bubble of a world and shut the door br br a word of caution br br what isn t mentioned on the description of this movie is that there is a subplot that deals with childhood sexual abuse while there is no graphic detail about the abuse the nature of it may be difficult for some viewers to watch especially given the intensity of the film on whole br br i m not a big fan of amnesty international films but this movie drew me in because the acting was so exceptional and i can t help but make this movie one of my personal favorites ,1
although humphrey bogart got star billing in king of the underworld i m willing to bet he didn t thank jack warner for it in fact this film was one hollow crown br br king of the underworld was supposedly a remake of the paul muni film dr socrates but given humphrey bogart was in the cast the character is written more like duke mantee in the petrified forest he even has an english writer along in the person of james stephenson br br kay francis and john eldredge are a pair of married doctors and eldredge pulls off a tricky bit of surgery on one of bogart s henchmen bogey s a man who appreciates good work done on his behalf and gives eldredge and there s more where that came from if he plays his cards right eldredge who has a gambling problem sees a good way to get some undeclared income br br but when he s killed in a raid on the gang s hideout francis is also thought to be involved by the law and the american medical association no matter how much she protests her innocence it s no good and she and her aunt jessie busley move to a small town to get away from the notoriety br br of course the notoriety and bogart and an itinerant leslie howard like writer in stephenson all meet up with her again but kay is plucky and resourceful to say the least br br bogart s character was ridiculous no wonder the poor guy was screaming for better parts he s a gangster who both shoots down people without mercy and gives his henchmen hotfoots just for laughs he s concerned about his image and therefore kidnaps writer stephenson to ghost write his autobiography and of course confesses enough to burn him in all states and then let s kay francis completely outsmart him hard to believe he was king of anything br br definitely one of the lesser works for either of the stars ,0
this is a well made documentary on the exciting world of indy car racing the photography is simply outstanding the scene were mario andretti drives the old racing roadster down the new england street lined with the ancient maples leaves blown to the side by the speed of the car is incredible the film does lose some of its beauty on the small screen but if you like watching cars driven to their limit you should see this film ,1
in northeastern of brazil the father of the twelve years old illiterate maria fernanda carvalho sells his daughter to the middle man of a prostitution organization tadeu chico dias to be employed as a housemaid and have a better life however the girl is resold to the farmer lourenço otávio augusto that deflowers her and he gives the abused girl to his teenager son to have his first sexual experience then she is sent to a brothel in a gold field in amazonas and explored his owner the despicable saraiva antonio calloni when maria escapes to rio de janeiro expecting a better life she is explored by the cáften vera darlene glória br br anjos do sol exposes the sad and shameful reality of child prostitution in brazil through the fate of the girl maria last year i saw lilja ever that tells an identical story in the former soviet union therefore this problem does exist in third world countries director and writer rudi lagemann presents a great movie exposing the reality but never showing nudity or explicit sexual scenes it is the debut of the promising fernanda carvalho who has an excellent performance in the role of a scared child fighting for survival most of the prostitutes are amateurs and it is impossible to recognize the famous darlene glória so different she is after many plastic surgeries the bitter and hopeless end of the story is also very realistic my vote is ten br br title brazil anjos do sol angels of the sun ,1
i suppose i m supposed to take something like this with a grain of salt these laboratory movies and yes they spend a lot of time in the laboratory always fail in one dimension there is an understanding that single people fooling around have uncovered secrets beyond the comprehension of anyone to this time of course they pay a price because their experimenting has the same shortcomings that dr frankenstein s did there is always something they didn t anticipate there are so many things from pure science to fashion for young ladies to outrageous cover ups that don t work here the young woman is certainly fetching and the doctor can t help himself but he could have been a little bit discreet or even made an effort to shelter what he was doing things go wrong and because of this intellect she gains tremendous power including an understanding of how she came to be rock hudson looks pretty fit here he never quite makes it in this role however it wanders all over with lots of clichés and silliness which diminishes the basic issue once she has her revenge a more suitable thing would be for her to wander off and allow him to seek her out and destroy her in some grand way ,0
this is an interesting left turn for reel indies two harbors is a b w minute film from minnesota that features non actors and is about two people finding a connection through a search for alien life i applaud the boldness of the reel programmers of thinking out of the box when selecting this film i just wish they had picked a stronger film to be bold with as a matter of fact i wonder if the choice had more to do with the uniqueness of the film than with the actual quality of the film itself not that two harbors is completely without merit but i ll get to that a little later br br as is common with independent films two harbors is limited in terms of location there are only two real locations – a large junk dealership market and a very teeny trailer which is the home of the middle aged main character vic played by alex cole writer director james vculek uses the market setting to provide exposition about vic who is one of the dealers there he has various people walk up to vic and start very long conversations that provides us with just two pieces of information – vic sells space toys he prefers to call them outer space action figures and he is a caustic asshole this is emblematic of one of the two key problems with two harbors all the chatting i ve said it before and i ll say it again – we are dealing with a visual medium and filmmakers need to work harder to tell their stories visually there are exceptions of course but generally endless patter is not so engaging on film – particularly if the dialogue is being used as exposition pretty much all the conversations in the film are long and unnecessarily verbose a notable example would be a few scenes which feature vic trying to play himself off as a boy scout leader in order to get a discount at a store he argues with the clerk back and forth and these scenes don t even advance the plot one iota this is the kind of thing that makes even a minute film feel long br br the other problem with two harbors is the acting i may be a bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to performance in film but i really don t feel like there s a good excuse for not having good actors in your films there are plenty of good actors out there many of which willing to work on low budget projects – even in minnesota many filmmakers eschew the importance of acting ability as being secondary to their visuals but that is naïve in narrative film making next to the story nothing is more important than the acting performances if you don t believe the people enacting your story your audience is lost br br originally i thought vculek was using non actors but as the film went on i decided that they were probably community theater type actors it wasn t that they were uncomfortable on camera it s that they were overly theatrical i e big granted the best of the actors were the two leads – cole and catherine e johnson as cassie a lonely young girl that gets caught up in vic s extra terrestrial hunt they seemed to have the most training but they were still a little rough around the edges the eccentricities they displayed seemed to be surface only not coming from a real organic place within ms johnson in particular is an interesting case she definitely has a presence – a midwestern charm about her but that charisma belies the multitude of issues her character is supposed to have she struggles to portray the idiosyncrasies that stem from a supposed life of solitude and slave labor relying on stock gestures like eye rolls lip biting and stammering to suggest her discomfort with the outside world br br i mentioned in the first paragraph that two harbors is not completely without merit and here s what i mean without giving too much away there is a fade to white an hour into the film after that the story takes a stunning turn which allows the last fifteen minutes to be evocative and downright powerful – it s like a sucker punch to the gut but in a good way it s almost a huge relief to feel something after so long with these characters the last five minutes of the film don t have any dialogue at all and the result is the best part of the film – subtle detailed cole does his best work of the film and most importantly cinematic then with the closing credits comes the most staggering revelation of all – that it s based on a true story which got me to thinking with all the dialogue the minimal locations and the lack of cinematic qualities it occurred to me that with two kick ass actors and a tightening re write two harbors might make a really kick ass stage play – maybe even a one act if there are any bold theater producers out there reading this i definitely recommend seeing if you can get a hold of the film and contact the filmmaker reel or whomever there might be something to this story after all br br for more information on this or any other reel film check out their website at www reel org ,0
after the opening credits over a black sheet of paper with spots of white paint sprayed onto it oh ok i ll be generous and call it a star field we witness an alien spacecraft crashing into a meteorite and being forced to land on earth a terrible looking model spacecraft lands on a terrible looking model field three nearby campers investigate from the burning spacecraft a reptile like looking alien the nightbeast emerges ok so i lied it s a guy in a dodgy rubber monster mask and silver spacesuit the campers are quickly killed by the nighbeast s laser gun which shoots awful special effects at people the towns sheriff jack cinder tom griffith is informed he alerts his deputy lisa kent karin kardian and gathers a posse of men together to investigate meanwhile the nightbeast has killed an unlucky motorist who stopped on the side of the road for a leak his two annoying kids run for help they approach a house inside two young people are kissing the girl says someones running towards the house the guy gets up to take a look and is attacked and gutted by the nightbeast it kills the girl as well then it manages to kill the two kids with his laser maybe the nightbeast ain t so bad after all once the sheriff and his men arrive at the scene they have a gun laser battle with the nightbeast after possibly the most unexciting gun fight in film history only the sheriff his deputy and a local man jamie lambert jamie zemarel survive but the nightbeast is still alive bullets seem to have no effect on it the next day the sheriff visits the towns mayor bert wicker richard dyszel and his girlfriend mary jane eleanor herman to get permission to evacuate everyone in the town he refuses saying a party he is holding for the governor richard ruxton cannot be cancelled and that he doesn t want to create a panic situation the sheriff evacuates the town anyway two doctors steven price george stover and ruth sherman anne firth are attacked by the nightbeast before they can leave however they manage to scare the nightbeast away and survive together with the sheriff his deputy and jamie they decide to stay behind and fight the alien written and directed by don dohler this has to be an amateur film made with family and friends look at the credits and see how many dohler s are involved for that reason i should probably cut it some slack but that still doesn t stop it or excuse it from being a throughly awful film in every department it has no story or purpose things just happen to waste time whats with drago don leifert strangling his ex girlfriend suzie monica neff this and many more scenes add nothing to the film the script has no logic either why does the nightbeast stick around the town once it s been supposedly evacuated the special effects are embarrassingly bad just look at the effect when the nightbeast shoots someone with his laser a computer effect an s spectrum would be ashamed of there s not really much blood or gore in it a ripped open stomach a severed arm and a decapitation but they all look predictably poor credit where it s due the nightbeast itself looks alright for the most part there s a sex scene between the sheriff and his deputy which has to be seen to be believed music that even a porno would be embarrassed about and two really ugly naked people make this a difficult sequence to watch less than stellar acting photography music lighting and editing make it a real chore to sit through and the worse thing about this film it commits the mortal sin of being boring and not fun in the slightest sorry don mate but don t give up the day job definitely one to avoid ,0
mr seagal has apparantly lowered his already low standards even more and has now outdone himself in making bad movies the foreigner has no substance what so ever in the script it s director has made an even worse job and the music and score is so cheezy and malplaced that you just don t know whether to laugh or cry already minutes into the movie you just want to turn it off however considering steven seagal s past movies you think hey there might be some cool action sequences at least worth watching you are wrong it only gets worse as the movie progresses everyone with a few exceptions seem to kill every person that they talk to good or bad innocent or not the only good thing with the movie is that it that it has an end and that it has a rather short running time summing the movie up in two words stay away ,0
this is a modest unassuming traditional western with a formulaic plot about opposition between ranchers and crop farmers around the town of liberal kansas the story is essentially routine and features a number of the classic western conflicts there is the farmer versus the cattleman there is the clash between cultivated land and civilizing tendencies on the one hand and the wilderness frontier ethos on the other and what this represents ultimately is the opposition of two value systems democratic and community values as set against rugged individualism br br randolph scott plays legendary lawman bat masterton who rides into liberal at behest of a land agent robert ryan to help him sort out the bad guys who are the hard drinking brawling cattlemen the two men quarrel but reunite to tackle the troublesome elements in the town br br the script is clichéd but the action is propelled along with vigour by director ray enright and there are solid performances all round in addition to rugged performances by the male leads there is comic relief supplied by george gabby hayes an oily villain nicely played by steve brodie and attractive contributions from maggie meredith as a prim and proper easterner wooed by ryan and anne jeffreys as a saloon singer as long as you do not place a premium on originality this is good sturdy entertainment for western lovers,1
a small pleasure in life is walking down the old movies aisle at the rental store and picking stuff just because i haven t seen it a large pleasure is occasionally taking that movie home and finding a small treasure like this playing on my screen br br long before elia kazan turned himself into a brand cranking out only notable movies not good ones he made this better than average drama watching it you begin to notice how many decent good or nicely observed scenes have accumulated contrast that with his later films where the drama is writ large preferably large and unsubtle and scandalous kazan was eventually more of a calculating promoter than a director um no thanks br br his future excesses are hinted at here only in the plot the plague is coming but here s an atypical richard widmark playing a family man in and avoiding most of the excesses of that trope here s an almost watchable barabra bel geddes with her bathos turned way down well for her they re a couple and they share some nicely written scenes about big crises and smaller ones here s an expertly directed comic interrogation with a chatty ships crew here s a beautiful moment as a chase begins at an angular warehouse and a flock of birds shoots overhead punctuating the moment these are the small scale successes a movie can offer in which a viewer can actually recognize life something hollywood in its greed now studiously avoids these are the moments that make me go to the movies and enjoy them it s a personable human scaled film not the grotesque overscaled production that he and others david lean will later popularize whose legacy is still felt in crap as varied as pirates of the caribean and moulin rouge br br i just watched it twice and i ll be damned if i could tell you what jack palance is seeking in the final scenes but it doesn t seem that important to me as a viewer this reminds me of both no way out a poitier noir with widmark as the villain and naked city which you should really get your hands on ,1
viewing impulse is a very satisfying experience unpredictable films are such a rarity when one comes along like impulse it is something to embrace the script is logical and extremely creative meg tilly tim matheson hume cronyn and bill paxton give believable performances this could have played out like a zombie movie but impulse is far superior to any boring zombiefest and originality shines through in almost every scene you get the feeling that something like this could have actually happened even though the script is pure fiction from the grabber opening till the credits roll you will be fascinated very entertaining and definitely recommended merk,1
i have seen shallow grave years ago and that was one of those movies i kept in memory for a very long time it was intense from beginning to end and with plenty of sudden twists but all of these made sense br br i can t tell the same about dead bodies above the title is a subtitle that claims it to be even better than shallow grave this is a big lie br br dead bodies looses strength and gets far less convincing during the movie br br two supporting characters for example turn out to be a whole lot less innocent than they first appeared to be that could work as a surprise but it didn t surprise me i could see it coming minutes before and that is a big difference with shallow grave br br another thing i have to mention is that characters in this movie often respond not very realistic they behave like that more often when the movie gets to it s end br br i would have found it far more interesting if some of the characters would have stayed completely innocent not knowing what is going on it would have been better for the contrast with for example tommy and his friend who have to carry a huge secret with them br br but no for some stupid reason the makers of this movie decided that all characters should show their darkest sides it does not work in a movie like this br br the end felt much like an open end it left me with an unsatisfied feeling i expected a whole lot more of it br br at first i would have given this movie six stars because it is not entirely a bad movie i liked watching it most of the time br br but occasionally i saw some really poor acting and unrealistic scenes and because of the disappointing open end i stick to four stars this time and because it turned out to be a mistake that i have spend my time and money to it unlike shallow grave i will probably forget dead bodies very soon it is just not such a special movie br br the makers could have done a far better job with this movie it is a shame that they did not ,0
little edie and big edie are characters that anyone can feel compassion for even though their house was filthy this is somehow understandable considering their mental illness on the message board a poster wrote that little edie has the coping skills of an eight year old this reminded me of when in the dramatized version big edie says to little edie if you re stuck it s only with yourself these women had everything beauty talent intelligence firm belief in their opinions and actions perhaps if little edie wasn t so hard on herself the first time things didn t work out losing her hair her job and the love of her life she would have made it this somehow ties into what i believe is her mental illness her inability to pick herself up when times are hard and see that good times lie ahead the world will never know what have happened if she didn t listen to her mom s plea come home edie let me take care of you br br yet these understandably insecure women somehow manage to be brilliant heartbreaking and lovable even in their extremely filthy home these women were extraordinary and their interaction with each other bring humor and sadness when edie had one of her emotional breakdowns dwelling about what could have been or about how she wants to get out of her home because she feels like a little girl one gets the intense urge to hug her and tell her that everything will be okay br br great documentary br br ,1
really enjoyed this little movie it s a moving film about struggle sacrifice and especially the bonds of friendship between different peoples the child actor who plays miki is especially good there s so many large scale impersonal films set around ww that this convincingly told little story is a real break from the norm and an original one at that i ll also add that this film is far from boring very far of course the horses are wonderful and the scenery breathtaking to anyone who really treats their animal as part of the family i do you ll find this film especially rewarding recommended to movie fans who look for something a little different ,1
wow pretty amazing that something this bad could actually be made i am giving this movie a because it is so bad it has a certain car wreck kind of appeal its so bad its comical and that does have a certain entertainment value plus there is a bit of gratuitous nudity and that is always appreciated br br so where do i begin the acting is beyond awful its like you are watching a high school play being filmed theresa russell must have done something really bad to have been forced to make this movie and her acting reflects how happy she is to be in the middle of this mess br br the rest of the cast is simply silly with the casting of dan cortese as an fbi agent the cherry on the top of this piece of crap his acting actually had me laughing at loud br br as for the screenplay and the directing c courtney joyner and mark l lester should simply be taken out back and shot ,0
i wonder why i haven t heard of this movie before it s truly a magnificent comedy i d say farce but it s too well acted and i d hate to denigrate it s quality a comedic character study about the travails of mid life crises the inequity for gays who can t have their long time unions recognized and the general differences of people who can t fit nicely into society that pairs kathy bates and rupert everett to a wonderful effect forget julia roberts and rupert kathy bates and rupert should do another movie together the anxiety ridden acerbic and outrageous daughter in law maudie meredith eaton is a truly wonderful character if you liked the tales of the city films you d like this quirky charmer ,1
hi folks br br forget about that movie john c should be ashamed that he appears as executive producer in the credits bon jovi has never been and will never be an actor and the fx are a joke br br the first vampires was good and it was the only vampires this thing here just wears the same name br br just a waste of time thinks br br jake scorpio,0
once in a while you come upon a movie that defines your values and shows you the true depth of human emotions leaving you drained vivah is just that – maybe more after watching ddlj saajan and lamhey i really thought that bollywood has reached its pinnacle and will never come up with anything like that ever boy was i wrong i went to the store to buy some groceries and decided to pick this movie up along with the new don just so i can compare the great ab with shahrukh – although the decision is already made in my mind after debating whether i should waste almost hours on a meaningless movie i decided to watch it realizing i had nothing else to do when i saw the rating of u instead of an a i was happy that at least it is something where i don t have to watch scantily clad women with bad acting skills doing nothing but dancing on every opportunity they get and making out with every guy to show that they have more skills in bed than a hollywood b actress for the first minutes or so i thought i would again be subjected to meaningless story with bad acting after all everyone who has seen shahid kapor know that he as never gained his fame as an accomplished actor boy – was i wrong about this movie this movie grabbed my interest after the first minutes and would never let it go it was a great movie with a good storyline about the vanishing traditions of our society i liked not only that the director was brave enough to make a movie where younger generation might not relate to the concept of arranged marriage but also that he did it with a conviction that it is the right thing to do i have no idea why some people think that the acting was not good i felt that the acting was great and even though the music score might not be considered the best ever it was still very very good the good thing is this music will grow on people with time like it did with me after the i watched that movie a second time the other good thing is that thee songs are not pushed into the script as we have all seen in so many movies these songs actually tell a big part of the story and are certainly a welcome addition just like ajay devgan went from being a joke to a great actor after company and salman found his groove after hum aapkey hain kaun this movie will help shahid kappor jump to being of the better actors and entertainers in bollywood this is the first movie of his in which i like him and his role he acted well and adjusted to being the nice good looking young rich kid yes you will not find him playing basketball and scoring every point on a dunk like you saw shahrukh in ddlj even though he is shown to be an indian in england – both countries not big on basketball by the way he does come across as very believable as a person who holds true to his values amrita rao for the first time came across as someone to be remembered in all her other movies she was competing with big faces which was actually hindering her no one knew how good of an actress she really is until they watch this movie some of the scenes in which she has to cry especially towards the end really shows her knowledge and depth of acting although she has been in another movies she is most memorable in this one i think this movie will and should do wonders for her move over rani – there is finally another girl who if given a decent chance to work with good directors can grab the torch from you she is beautiful with a great voice and has a face that exudes complete innocence oh having almost body fat does not hurt either yes people i will challenge you find even fat on her and unlike so many others like sonali she can actually act too i thought i will never be enamored by anyone s beauty after madhuri and early kajol but she completely changed that shahid and amrita worked very well together and their relationship fitted their characters and they both did an excellent job although i was waiting for shahid to turn into a girl like salman did every time he uttered hum aapkey hain kaun when i finished watching this movie it left me so emotionally drained that i decided to watch this movie again right away yes right away i have never ever done that not even with ddlj but this movie just had something that had to be understood again and again i will probably watch this movie a third time over the weekend just so i can watch and relive the traditions we all grew up with i miss those times where families sat down and had fun when parents had time for their kids and where kids respected what their parents believed in i know a lot of people think that movie does not portray real life but deep down don t we all want it to happen the families thee tradition the love and respect this is what this movie will remind all of us of i can assure you it is an extremely well made movie which you will enjoy i am sure some young people will not like this movie but if you are over i doubt that you will be one of them ,1
sunny a cocktail waitress in the d c area is a bit dim to put in mildly she drives an old clunker and rents a tiny room from a gay male couple however she saves the life of a prominent arab by taking a bullet in the behind that was meant for the official she charms the national press with her zany remarks and her sweet looks sniffing an opportunity presidential aides get her installed in the protocol department for the u s government even then she messes things up at times but she tries hard and learns a lot she even grabs the romantic attention of a state department official but is there another sinister plot in the making involving an arab man who wishes to take another wife a blonde one lol lol lol this movie features goldie as pretty as a picture and as dumb as a fox as they say sunny learns her way around the jungle of the u s government very very well she even has important things to say about honesty and the lack of it in her protocol surroundings perhaps the arab community would be less than thrilled with this work but for those who like to laugh rent this today ,1
this movie was so frustrating everything seemed energetic and i was totally prepared to have a good time i at least thought i d be able to stand it but i was wrong first the weird looping it was like watching america s funniest home videos the damn parents i hated them so much the stereo typical latino family i need to speak with the person responsible for this we need to have a talk that little girl who was always hanging on someone i just hated her and had to mention it now the final scene transcends i must say it s so gloriously bad and full of badness that it is a movie of its own what crappy dancing horrible and beautiful at once ,0
i thought that the storyline came into place very well i liked this movie a lot if you re going to rag on a bridget fonda movie you can just rot i thought that ragging on movie stars was a bad idea apparently somebody doesn t think so i rather enjoyed the movie i m even thinking of buying it i want it to be my very first dvd for my room that s how much i like it i rather would not start an online argument with someone i don t know have it be over a movie if someone could kindly retract what they said about the storyline i would be more than happy to retract my insult however if they feel that i am not worthy of a retraction i might just feel that they are not worthy of one either but i can t control their actions i can only encourage them in the right direction hey they don t have to make a retraction but i would greatly appreciate it ,1
dark harvest is a very low budget production made by a bunch of rank amateurs which manages to come off as a kind of semi professional movie unfortunately the poor effects wooden acting and unoriginal story makes this a very mediocre horror slasher at best by no means is dark harvest the worst horror movie i ve ever seen it just isn t anything special and has nothing in it to warrant a second watch or hope for a sequel you know a director has doubts about their own horror film when a there is some pointless nudity and b the movie s so short they add some rather boring outtakes at the end credits that nobody really cares about because the movie wasn t that good a slightly better movie which i can t help feeling was the inspiration for dark harvest is the eighties movie scarecrows which is an ok movie but still pretty average br br dark harvest isn t as bad as some of the other comments say it is but don t think that you will be entertained much either one thing i also have to comment on is the character of angela who has a really terrible english accent what was the point in that to maybe give it a certain touch of class yeah right english people do not say waahtaah when they mean to say water and i don t care what part of england they are from if you can t find a genuine english actress or a non english actress who can put on a brilliant english accent not many of them about then don t bother sheesh final score ,0
rock star out of four br br by blake french br br rock star is the story of a nobody who becomes propelled into fame only to realize living his dream is not the way he imagined it we have seen all this before in better movies but this human story does capture the world of rock and roll with a brutally honest and insightful edge it garners a recommendation because of its visualization of the atmosphere the script by crazy beautiful director john stockwell portrays the hard core universe with memorable images it doesn t explain what it is about it shows us br br rock star originally titled metal god stars mark wahlberg as chris izzy cole a pittsburgh office supplies salesperson who dreams of becoming bobby beers the fiery lead singer for the heavy metal rock group steel dragon although chris already sings for his own tribute rock group called blood pollution instead of writing his own songs he insists on performing only those by steel dragon and only in the exact way they perform them his group becomes irritated with chris obsessions and gives him the boot br br this devastates chris as well as his supportive parents and faithful girlfriend emily jennifer aniston from tv s friends he then receives a phone call it s the steel dragon band they have seen chris tapes and want him to replace the recently fired lead singer in an instant chris rockets into the dizzying world of sudden stardom from the biggest rock fan to the biggest rock star unfortunately it s not as rewarding as he expected br br a true story inspired the rock star concept an ohio supply salesman tim ripper owens really did replace rob halford the lead singer in judas priest after initially singing for a tribute band the rest of the film is probably fiction although most of what happens must represent the experiences of many other bands the film details the various ordeals of being a rock star it explores the aspects of touring personality differences the danger of drug abuse and violence struggling relationships sexual freedom dishonesty and the extreme measures of the producers all to please the fans and keep popularity high br br i have seen all of mark wahlberg s movies and this is the first that has earned my affection wahlberg a former singer model has made movies like fear boogie nights three kings and most recently tim burton s lacking remake planet of the apes i am starting to admire the young actor more and more although he has not performed in many successful films he has taken many chances and done a variety of roles rock star is his best film to date i can t think of many actors who could have convincingly portrayed chris cole s struggles and aspirations wahlberg truly makes rock star rock br br jennifer aniston lights up the screen as well she creates a chemistry rich relationship with chris that induces audience participation it s tragic of what happens to their relationship we care about these characters a great deal br br during the film concert scenes director stephen herek who also directed holy man and the live action version of dalmatians creates a gripping atmosphere he captures the scenes with an intense urgency and a raw unmistakable energy the musical numbers provide the film with the best most involving scenes br br unfortunately herek cannot sustain the energy and zest throughout at the three quarters mark he looses the spark as the movie becomes dull and unpleasant i understand where the story needs to go in order to portray the negative side of fame but this movie loses everything it previously had going for it in almost famous a much better film about rock and roll there is a certain amount of interest and life in even the most sorrowful scenes here it feels as if the filmmakers lose their passion br br the message comes a bit too late and suddenly in the story the film turns into a morality tale that wants to provide us with a sappy destination the filmmakers might as well stop everything appear on screen and say now audience the moral of the story is we understand the theme but it s too instantaneous the personal discovery for chris must be gradual br br fortunately all of this happens in the last twenty five minutes of the film hardly enough to completely destroy an entire eighty five minutes of a reasonably good feature rock star is not a great movie see almost famous if you want a remarkable film about rock and roll but for marky mark it s a turning point in his career br br ,1
 disappointing is the best word i could think for this film especially considering the glowing reviews it receives from some other users br br one thing that really spoils the film is that it is unabashedly partial in both senses of the word not only does it present a very selective description of the games focussing as it does on the us athletics team but it also contains several inaccuracies most of which serve to exaggerate the difficulties the us team faced br br what is even more disturbing is that all the omissions and mistakes appear to glorify us sportsmanship to the exclusion of other athletes with a few celebrated exceptions for example the viewer is led to believe that the us won the majority of medals in the games when in fact they won only one out of four gold medals and one out of total similarly many athletes are portrayed as caricatures of their respective countrymen thus we have an arrogant brit and a wine swilling french this attitude does very little service to the olympic ideals that the film is supposed to celebrate br br in conclusion i believe that this film would appeal to that part of the us audience that is looking for a quick boost of national self esteem those looking for a detailed and historically correct description of the games are advised to look elsewhere ,0
i went to see the omega code with a group of other christians totaling about people we all expected a good piece of christian film making what we got was an excruciatingly painful drawn out and pretty boring attempt at a film it has good looking production values but also has poor acting a weak script with lousy dialogue and no real sense of direction from the first minutes we all knew it would be a long night we all hated it and some people in our group placed this movie as reeking of more cheese than anaconda none of us could believe that the movie lasted less than hours flashy effects and crisp looking cinematography can t save this bad bad movie i d give it a out of and the rating is only that high because i rented the abominable movie werewolf the night before i saw this movie ,0
adventures in dinosaur city though a creative idea was a nauseatingly atrocious attempt at filmmaking being sucked into a tv and into a new world is interesting three teens obsessively enthralled with half animated dinosaurs is not don t waste the time or the brain power to see this sure loser i wouldn t even let my kids watch it ,0
yes giorgio is a feel good movie a little romance great music beautiful scenery comedy a great food fight and a little taste of bittersweet are the ingredients of yes giorgio any movie buff would enjoy this film those who require massive special effects should look elsewhere most of us need a little escape now and then and how better to do this than with a feast for the eyes ears and heart a must see ,1
tart is the worst movie i ve seen this year and that includes both the affleck j lo bomb gigli and the rob zombie borefest house of corpses i don t know if that s a fair comparison seeing that tart was made two years earlier and probably has a budget half that of even the low budget corpses regardless all three movies suffer from the same shortcomings horrible script horrible acting horrible direction br br spoilers although i honestly don t think there s anything to spoil br br tart is about a group of super spoiled private school kids most of them reside in super sized apartments along new york s hyper expensive park avenue thanks to the finances of their neglectful parents the film showcases the aimless life of one of the students cat as she discards her only true friend as frivolous a person as she was in the pursuit of the good life with the in crowd that of course leads to sex drugs and music that is substantially worse than rock roll everything is overly dramaticized in the way that truly bad movies usually are cat s first sexual experience leads to her being branded a tramp and ostracized by her newly acquired circle of friends her first encounter with drugs leads to her nearly being dumped down a garbage chute after her cohorts believe her to be dead from an overdose no heavy handed messages there he said sarcastically br br that s mainly what the seen it before times plot entails other minor and even less interesting plot details include one friend who steals jewelry and trinkets from all the others a wild child who lives life on the edge and finally falls off of it one night in the east hamptons an anti semitic british chick who ends her close friendship with cat the moment she finds out cat has a jewish father and cat s strained relationship with her single mother who tries unsuccessfully to get cat to appreciate the privileged life she has the thief turns out to be an irredeemable lowlife the wild child is played as a toned down version of one of the hilton sisters the british girl disappears from the film after the break up the mother daughter relationship is seen as totally inconsequential until the film s final schmaltzy scene where she and her beleaguered mother have a reconciliation of sorts yawn br br end spoilers br br about the cast and crew dominique swain came on the scene strong with her role as the underaged seductress in s highly watchable lolita and face off her performances were strong enough to land her on quite a few ones to watch lists at the time she was at the time and i hope that they will not be the best roles of her career if she takes a few more roles like the one she takes in tart it very well may be br br i ve only seen bijou phillips in one other film bully and i swear her performance in that one was nearly identical to the one she gave here i m not sure if she s incapable of giving varied performances or if it was just a coincidence her roles in the two were so very similar my guess is that the former is true i sense this woman possesses very little talent as far as acting is concerned here she is the actress tapped to portray the watered down hilton sister that she gives such a weak performance is amazing considering that she grew up with and remains friends with the real life hilton sisters she s essentially playing a version of herself in this film and doing a damn poor job of it br br as for writer director christina wayne i know nothing of her other than tart was her first and only film project to date with a first effort like this it is no wonder her career in show business was short lived ,0
this was my very first bollywood movie and i found it in the same way many other recent viewers did through ghost world having done a little bit of reading up on the film industry of bollywood this week i understand somewhat why there are seemingly unrelated musical numbers and romance and comedy in a horror film but something for everyone doesn t always add up to a cohesive product br br the ultra groovy musical dance number jaan pehechaan ho has captivated the world in a way it probably could not have done in it s all over the internet now with many folks scrambling for a good english translation laxmi chhaya does an amazing job dancing take after take making it all look fresh new and fun even when any normal person would be exhausted she rules br br on the beach with miss kitty is a light weight fun and pretty tune in total contrast to the horror plot still i find myself singing it in hindi a week later i found a rough translation br br if you want to live in this life then listen to what i say leave your sorrows behind and join the party take my advice br br those who want to live live with laughter and singing let your hair down and relax people of this world what do you know come to me and i ll explain br br whoever there is who will see me will stop worrying in this world fish swim freely here and there br br my second favorite number in the film is the butler s dream where mehmood is entranced by miss kitty s dancing the electric tiki like idols are just wonderfully tacky as is the entire set of this number online i d seen it described as what would happen if liberace threw up way fun br br gumnaam is not a good movie as a whole that s why i gave it a rating of it s actually a real stinker of a film with some fun kitschy musical numbers that have nothing really to do with the murder plot ,0
a wide variety of snakes stage an uprising on tourists invading their island due their captain s boat damage the few remaining survivors who aren t caught vulnerable by the snakes will attempt an escape mission their goal to flee to available boats which can get them safely off the island br br presented straight faced with injected doses of visual humor featuring lots of snake gags wayne crawford s snake island features plenty of different breeds of the slithery predators in striking position ready to attack their prey star william katt as an author researching snakes for a forthcoming novel has fun in his role along with writer director co star wayne crawford as the tourist boat captain as put upon heroes who stare down a most serious crisis kate connor is crawford s attractive love interest a lawyer on vacation the other cast members serve as either tourists or crew mostly fodder for the snakes br br as in many other movies of this type director crawford features live snakes with computer generated ones and the violence is really tame crawford even incorporates the point of view technique with the camera as the eyes of the snake as it faces the potential victim with the actor looking directly into the camera never to be taken seriously the tongue in cheek approach was probably the best way to shoot snake island because the premise is just too ridiculous to accept on it s own br br the effects and suspense scenes rarely work because crawford is often unable to successfully stage the sequences where humans face off with the snakes the snake attacks themselves also never happen on screen one or two tops or are so limply presented they leave little impression that s a no no for a genre such as this fans of katt will probably want to check it out because he does provide some facial comedy that establishes the overall tone of certain scenes where he must defend himself against the snakes the cgi scenes where we see a large number of snakes in a general area aren t very effective which remove the realism crawford might ve attempted to establish there are plenty of better horror films featuring snakes as the aggressors than snake island surprising moments of nudity relegated to a scene where the tourists and crew unwind after a long day with the bubbly not knowing what danger lie ahead ,0
this movie starts out with kids telling each other urban legends such as the poodle in the microwave and getting something extra at a chicken place unfortunately it then turns to your basic anthology movie the first being about a janitor with a bit of a secret this one is okay at best then it gets worse as the next story about this kid obsessed with dead flies is on and it goes on and on and on it is way to long and not all that interesting to begin with after that you get the typical shock scene and it ends you need more than this in an anthology movie you need at least three stories and one shouldn t be so long it becomes dreadfully uninteresting especially considering you can see how it is going to end a mile away ,0
this is by far the worst horror thriller i ve seen in my years if someone offers this to you for free tell them no this movie makes you a dumber person for knowing you watched it the plot isn t even the worst part of this movie its the acting camera work lighting and sound there is absolutely nothing to like about this movie whoever paid to have this film made is broke now i hope the director never gets the greenlight for another movie in its defense this movie was made quickly to try to capitalize on the actual btk killer s capture but i ve seen movie of the weeks that looked like oscar winners compared to this ,0
for the initial minutes or so i was watching it on a ps so i ve really no idea how long it took alienator sets up an interesting premise i don t think i ve seen a slasher movie with an alien from another planet as the baddie before however interest soon turns into stunned disbelief as you realise the alien is a huge body builder woman in a steel bikini yes alienator is patently ridiculous br br don t think i hold that against it in the world of shlock horror patently ridiculous can often be a good sign however the blatant stupidity of its premise is all the movie really has going for it alienator is funny as hell but it is also a shambolic suckfest of the highest order actors heap on failed attempts at seriousness potentially genius lines of pure cheese dialogue are stumbled over with unnerving incompetence and the direction fails to sum up even one or two decent set pieces by the time the movie s finished you can barely see the original concept through the haystack of total tripe the team piled on it br br add to this the fact that the alien just kills people by vaporising them as opposed to doing any slashing as such and you have a giant throbbing heap of good ideas being left to rot you ll laugh at alienator but at it not with it if that s your thing then go ahead and check it out ,0
this movie is in the list of worst movies i have ever seen with lessons for an assassin on the spot br br the acting is lousy sorry sandra bullock but even your performance was horrible the music score could have come from a bad x rated movie and the story was downright ridiculous it had this in common with a typical action movie the dialogues were short and consisted mainly of one syllable words but contrary to the average action movie there was no real action in this one boring br br the only reason i continued watching it was in the hopes that at one point there would be at least one interesting scene in this movie br br thumbs down on this one ,0
well i guess i m emotionally attached to this movie since it s the first one i went to see more than times in the cinema helping me through my master s thesis or rather keeping me from working on it br br but on watching it again several years and many many movies later what a well crafted little gem this is i ve never seen gwyneth paltrow in a more convincing performance and jeremy northam is the perfect mr knightley where does one meet such a man sigh sophie thompson s turn as ms bates is virtuoso acting of the finest oh napkins sorry and the rest of the cast is no disappointment either toni colette brings a lot of muriel to her harriet and ewan mcgregor is convincingly charming and alan cumming and juliet stevenson are the perfect impossible couple br br of course the sets and costumes and the beautiful soundtrack contribute a lot to the feelgood almost hobbiton like atmosphere of the movie although as far as cinematography and art decoration go it s almost a case of visual overload very very pretty but a little more austerity might have conveyed a better sense of period but the good thing is the movie doesn t take itself too seriously and there is plenty of fun and some pretty cool editing that keep it from sinking into saccharine merry old england mode br br my particular favorite is the ball scene some beautiful acting and directing here and the concluding dance summarizes the relationship between emma and mr knightley just beautifully pity that the final proposal scene goes on for just a little too long cut two shots i can think of exactly which ones and it would have been much more in keeping with the rest of the movie br br gosh i just realize by reading the imdb listings that i ve seen jeremy northam in at least three movies without even being aware that it was him seems he s got a lot more going for him as an actor than just being a gentlemanlike english heartthrob hmm guess i need to pay my video store a visit br br lovely movie my favorite jane austen adaptation so far though perhaps ang lee s sense and sensibility is strictly speaking the better movie this one is closest to my heart and i ve certainly seen it many more times watch it if you can and don t be too hard on its little imperfections br br ,1
screenwriters peter viertel joan harrison and of all people dorothy parker enable director alfred hitchcock to expound on what may have been his favorite movie theme innocent man wrongly fingered for crime takes it on the lam hitchcock who some credit with originating the story engineers a great deal of suspense in plot about a warehouse worker blamed for the explosion which killed his best friend he sets out on journey to find the real culprit plenty of excitement on a grand scale with usually colorless actors priscilla lane norman lloyd alan baxter doing surprisingly fine work even eternally smug robert cummings gets into the proper spirit from ,1
this was obviously the prototype for mick dundee but the adventures of barry mckenzie is funnier i was amused throughout and laughed out loud plenty of times terrific central performance by barry crocker in the title role an australian who invades england to upset the poms with his free flowing uncouth ways few brits will be upset by barry s frequently cruel observations on his hosts the relationsip between the two countries is prickly but friendly and this is highlighted by the film s final line delivered by a somewhat reluctant mckenzie as he boards the plane home i was just starting to like the poms ,1
this heist film follows tony le stephanois recently released from prison for theft as he undertakes the robbery of his life he teams up with his old heist buddies and they bring in an expert safe cracker cesar from milan played by jules dassin who also directed he only directed because he had been blacklisted as a communist in the u s and couldn t work in hollywood the brilliance of this film is the hour during the robbery during all this time there is no dialogue and no music only the muted sounds of digging through the floor or drilling the safe this increases the suspense and draws you in they get away with several hundred million francs worth of jewels but a jewel offered to a dancer by cesar brings their haul to the attention of a trio of brutal brothers they set out to get the stash for themselves and bring misfortune in their wake great heist gangster movie but i prefer j p melville s films in this genre br br this movie is like some lemonade i had last night i had gone to a caribbean restaurant and the lemonade was made with sugar cane juice instead of sugar it also had a lot of ice and was heavy on the lemons leaving it fairly sour which i like the sugar cane juice imparted a subtle slightly more mellow taste to it than actual sugar and the ice made sure it was cold and refreshing as i sucked it down http blog myspace com locoformovies,1
this charles outing is decent but this is a pretty low key performance marlon brando stands out there s a subplot with mira sorvino and donald sutherland that forgets to develop and it hurts the film a little i m still trying to figure out why charlie want to change his name every movie with charles has been pretty bad ,0
robert altman s downbeat new fangled western from edmund naughton s book mccabe was overlooked at the time of its release but in the past years has garnered a sterling critical following aside from a completely convincing boom town scenario the characters here don t merit much interest and the picture looks intentionally brackish and unappealing bearded warren beatty plays a turn of the century entrepreneur who settles in struggling community on the outskirts of nowhere and helps organize the first brothel once the profits start coming in beatty is naturally menaced by city toughs who want part of the action altman creates a solemn wintry atmosphere for the movie which gives the audience a certain sense of time and place but the action in this sorry little town is limited most of the story being made up of vignettes and altman s pacing is deliberately slow there s hardly a statement being made just the opposite in fact and the languid actors stare at each other without much on their minds it s a self defeating picture and yet in an altman quirky way it wears defeat proudly from ,0
by all accounts this could have been an interesting film featuring a score by the mighty cradle of filth starring their frontman dani and being hyped up as the future of british horror i expected alex chandon s gore fest to live up to the hype br br i was wrong br br everything about this film is either cliche or inept the short story anthology setup was done to death and much better in the seventies and eighties admittedly the idea of the sick room did send a chill down my spine but as with most of the film was let down by bad script writing and acting br br chandon cannot write dialogue every sentence with the main police investigator is brim full with swearing and insolence the typical cop on the edge formula funny i m sure i ve seen that somewhere else before no chandon you are not tarantino or scorsese it sounds bad add ludicrously ott acting with very dodgy casting don t get me wrong dani filth is a great singer and musician but actor he ain t and the performances are beyond laughable to the vein burstingly cringing give me bruce campbell any day br br the visual effects are on the whole poor with some atrocious cgi awful gore effects for goodness sakes peter jackson did better and that was over ten years ago with less budget and editing filters that shriek over use as for the often mistimed use of cradle of filth s score man they should sue br br the fundamental problem with cradle of fear is that it takes itself seriously trying to build atmosphere and incite terror and repulsion within its audience too many good horror films made in the seventies and eighties do this so much better with far superior gore effects eg maniac zombie flesh eaters the beyond suspiria etc rendering cradle of fear in my mind second rate and obsolete br br i hope chandon can learn from this hideous ghoul of a film and go on to make some quality horror that actually scares br br better luck next time ,0
much worse than the original it was actually painful to sit through and it barely held my six year old s interest br br introduction of some new pokemon is marginally interesting but storyline is extra thin dialogue is still bad and music is mediocre watch the television show instead it s much better ,0
so finally i know it exists along with the other uk contributors on here i saw this on what must have been it s only uk screening in the s i remembered the title but got nowhere when i mentioned it to people it scarred me that s r s but when you go to bed with doom whizzing about your brain and listening all around for impending terror then isn t that what a truly classic horror movie is all about i can barely remember the intricacies of the movie but what i do recollect is my shivering flesh and heightened senses can anyone confirm my suspicions that this is black and white again if anyone has any info on how to obtain a copy of this please get in touch ,1
i had a personal interest in this movie when i was and just out of high school i got a job at th century fox as a member of the laborers and hod carriers union at the end of my first day sweeping the deck of an aircraft carrier i was told to bring a suitcase the next morning with enough clothes etc for one or two weeks when i arrived the next morning a bus was waiting and about of us headed south toward san diego just short of there we stopped at an army base called either camp callan or camp hahn once we were bunked in we went north a few miles into camp pendleton the big marine base there on the beach we started building what was supposed to be a japanese pacific island base it took us about a week or ten days to complete the installation which included a water tank gun entrenchments sand bagged trenches and living quarters all this was at very high pay sometimes golden time which was triple our regular hourly wage our food was also first rate prime rib at lunch etc which was amazing because it was wartime and very hard to get good meat at home br br once the job was finished i waited eagerly for the movie to come out which was about eight or ten months later then i waited eagerly through two hours of the movie before my handiwork finally came on screen then it was no more than three or four minutes maybe less of the movie s heroes dive bombing the base and blowing it to smithereens a bit disappointing but still fun br br in spite of the disappointment i enjoyed the movie and have not seen it since i learned later that this movie was underwritten by the government and fox was paid on a cost plus basis which maybe accounts for our extravagant pay and lifestyle down there bob weverka,1
this film actually manages to be mindless enjoyment for of the journey sadly the film ends up being too confused while i know some of the plot contrivances are standard of buddy cop films i got drawn in to the characters who foil each other brilliantly but in the end the film relies too much on chase sequences as a crutch and i lost interest br br the filmmakers did a great job of getting the characters alone and doing their own thing and we got to see who they are and identified with both cops early on we formed our own opinion instead of being force fed a view of them through constant bickering br br in the end there is too much going on and it detracts greatly from what could ve been an enjoyable piece of escapism here s what s concerning joe gavilan harrison ford at the end of the film br br his real estate deals his affair with a radio psychic he s being investigated by internal affairs the homicide investigation br br if you add in casey s concerns you fond out he wants to be an actor and avenge his father s death now some of these things do come together and even come together well but all the plot elements come together amidst this bogus chase that is so long and pathetic that i hardly have time to break my ennui and give a crap about what just happen the impressive screenwriting acrobatics cannot overcome the bad filmmaking br br as if a ridiculous chase sequence wasn t bad enough one which has four separate sections and could last close to half an hour wasn t bad enough joe gavilan fields calls about his real estate deal while chasing the perpetrator with a gun all these extra curricular plot lines and jokes make it absolutely meaningless to me whether or not the criminal gets caught we already forgot or no longer care about the murder plot at this point because multiple plot lines and eye candy of the chases have numbed us beyond all comprehension br br while i could go on about the chases and how they ruin a decent story i won t this could ve been a very enjoyable formula film but it got much too big for its britches and it turned into a redundant waste of time harrison ford and josh hartnett actually did rather well and a small appearance by gladys knight is worth noting sadly none of the actors can help this hopelessly misguided film from being forgettable br br while this will probably be better than the likes of the hulk and lara croft ii that still doesn t make this film good i once heard that harrison ford claimed to only make films that eh thought would make money i m not sure if that s true or not what is true is that to get great box office you don t need a great movie or a great actor this film has neither in its lead roles my advice to harrison ford would be to stick to indiana jones because at least you can still run ,0
i couldn t tell if the screaming skull was trying to be a hitchcock rip off or a modernized edgar allen poe tribute these days someone would have chopped it up a bit and presented it as one of those tv anthology episodes from the old tales from the dark side but only after an extensive rewrite br br the sad thing is there seems to be a nice nasty little story trying to get out from under the rubble of this movie and the actors are obviously doing the best they can with both their talent and the material they have to work with but the director just didn t know how to stage or pace a dramatic scene the special effects simply didn t work the screenplay telegraphed its threadbare plot points so plainly that a bivalve could have seen them coming and the soundtrack kept playing german oompah band music when it was supposed to be trying to scare the audience br br they tried they tried really hard but this is of interest only as a period piece i suppose someone very young who hadn t seen a lot of suspense or horror might get a charge out the screaming skull but someone that young probably wouldn t get most of the subtext or plot motivation mommy why is that nice man trying to scare the twisty faced scaredy cat lady ,0
gayniggers from outer space is a short foreign film about black gay aliens who explore the galaxy until they stumble upon earth being gay their goal is to have a male only universe in which all people are gay hence when they discover women or female creatures live on earth they are at first terrified eventually they decide to eliminate all women on the planet and liberate the male population br br an offensive title with a racist homophobic and sexist storyline albeit probably intended as a satire give this film some shock value however there s little substance underneath as another reviewer pointed out there are few jokes besides the characters names eg arminass i think i laughed once at one small gay joke i think i got the point of the film quickly a satire of bad science fiction but after that i had had enough i kept wanting the film to end already and it is a short film not brilliant or particularly well written ,0
i remember this movie when i was seems a lot of reviews are saying the same thing age with a group of school buddies we all wanted to see billy crystal in his first movie and fell for the typical commercial ads telling us this was a great comedy we suffered through about minutes of it and all agreed to leave the theater it was grotesque tasteless and a far cry from the ability billy crystal had to make us laugh we were not laughing i stumbled upon this review by accident and decided to register just to tell the rest of the world what a rot gut waste of film this was now if you rent this you deserve what you get you ve been warned ,0
i really liked the movie the emporer s new groove but watching this was like coming home and seeing your wife having relations with a llama seriously this movie was bad it s like club dread after super troopers i am supposed to write lines but i don t even know what else to say i laughed a couple of times but only because i was drinking a movie like that should at least be funny when your drunk it was not maybe llamas are just funny and regular cartoon people aren t either way just stick with the emporer s new groove if you want a funny cartoon llama themed movie line is this line right here ,0
this son of a son of a sequel was terrible to say the least you would think that production would be better years after the original was released however retro puppet master was not directed by or written by the original writers and contained poor story lack of any emmontional connection to any characters and dragged out slowly scene to scene no build up of strong plot very weak climax you will find yourself slowly getting antsy throughout the movie if you can sit through the whole reel i never could understand why a horror movie continues making sequels after the release of their final chapter i hardly suggest watching this flick but if you must i wouldn t recommend making anyone else sit through it with you ,0
the final installment in the karate kid series is predictable poorly acted and so bad it borders on the enjoyable but not quite it s just bad in this installment ralph macchio s karate kid is absent already having been in one too many of the episodes the new kid played by hillary swank is the teenage granddaughter of one of mr miyogi s wwii buddies her parents are recently deceased and her grandmother is unsuccessfully trying to raise this young hellion in steps mr miyogi to set things right true to formula there is a group of neo fascist bullies called the alpha troopers that must be put in their place and a new karate move called the praying mantis as i said before this movie is a mess and should be avoided ,0
i liked this film very much the story jumps back and forth quite a bit and is not easy to follow there is no resolution to the story whatsoever and you are left to wonder what really happened since i like that sort of film i enjoyed this i especially like the dating scenes between the boys and i was drawn into their lives and of course any film with a naked staphane rideau will get a couple of extra points ,1
i can t believe that the city of muncie is so hard up for attention that they would embarrass themselves by allowing this show to be done there this show is like a slap in the face to real hard working law enforcement officers i have never before in my life seen anything so stupid in my life if they had billed it as a comedy that would be one thing but to say it is reality is nothing short of a lie i only saw it once and was appalled at what i saw i wanted to see the little guy get into a foot chase with a bad guy what a joke that would have been nothing on the show was even close to the real world the city of muncie the police chief and all the officers should be hanging their heads in shame and should never want o admit they come from that city no wonder it didn t stay around on tv,0
this is possibly the single worst film i have ever seen it has no good features at all br br it looked as if it was made in about minutes with the other time filled with title graphics br br the lead male transformed from deaths door to superman eh you what br br other than that totally predictable and not at all interesting br br i left the cinema feeling cheated br br needless to say i could not reccoemnd this film to anyone,0
the first film had little ambition so nothing sticks to the screen it was a bad version of back to the future with zero charm once accepted that bill ted are nitwits the joke can only get hammered at the audience for so long before it breaks br br this is a surprise this is your only spoiler warning br br by today s standards this is more fun this was shunned upon release sad considering that more talent is involved than the first time we get the photographer of face off the editor of fugitive a production designer from burton s early work and the sound designer of matrix br br the writers made up for their shallow first outing with something deep since this was shunned by the fanbase and public the director probably decided the style was too extreme it s not it fits the material like death becomes her and catch this dares to be smart but we like our movies simple so we don t buy it probably since this dared to be different is why it took producers to pull it off what s so good br br nice self reference towards keanu from airhead to messiah see also arnold schwarzenegger br br joss hates his creations as much as he hates their counterparts he makes his own hatred the evil b t and the good robot usses have the same vocabulary as their originals lesser copies and depreciation of language br br the duality motif nowhere else is this evident than in the photography styles lots of high and low angles they even use roy brocksmith from total recall to emphasize the point br br the choices motif i don t know where this started in the genre maybe ghostbusters but it s used pretty well here it even boils down to the games against death battleship and club br br film self reference even present in the game against death clue this is smarter than tarantino or brooks notice the premier magazine cover at the end bill and ted the movie ironic also how death and nomolos were villains in the die hard and lethal weapon sequels br br i still have some minor nits but nothing compared to the original music and film are different mediums so it makes no sense why many scripts revolve around the former particularly in the teen market carlin is a great comedian but in these movies he s wasted also for all the daring this effort shows even cracking gay jokes they can t kill a cat br br so despite looking like a nickelodeon production this is incredibly interesting from this movie we got beavis and butt head we re in heaven and we just mugged three people br br final analysis midrange material,1
this is the best movie i have ever seen and i love it very much is is so sad and loving i could watch this movie over and over again when i first seen it on disney channel i was like i would love to see this movie again i would love to watch this movie everyday and i recommend it to anyone this is really a good movie to anyone who has not seen this movie and is thinking about it they better go and see it because it is really good i love the part when the boy found out about the girl and from then on i was just all into this movie if i could watch two movies everyday it would be this one and beloved those are my two favorite movies i really love them,1
here we have a movie which fails in pretty much every way it is possible for a movie to fail terrible script lousy acting amateurish directing laughable special effects it s just an utterly awful movie not to mention the fact that when you get to the end you ll realize the whole thing doesn t make a lick of sense after spending the whole movie wondering what in the world is going on here when things are finally explained you realize the story has been built on a foundation which is ludicrously impossible in one of those hideous villain explains the whole movie sequences we are told that our villain has done something which quite simply can t be done and which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever oh and after that we see that there also appears to be some kind of jell o monster involved i m sure drew barrymore would very much like to pretend this movie never happened if for some ungodly reason you are ever tempted to sit down and watch this movie may i suggest instead taking that time to bang your head against a wall for minutes that would prove to be a much more pleasurable experience than sitting through this garbage ,0
i can t quite explain why i find this so alluring and the leopard not it may be because the focus here is on all that was great with that film those intimate moments that visconti can render so magnificently like that film it has a majestically slow pace but this time it isn t overlong it s the kind of film where nothing happens but twenty minutes passes like that i think that must be due in part to the way the film deals with flashbacks that act as their own mini story like the leopard it has a sympathetic lead who brings out the same kind of worn pathos though bogard s performance is more willing to open itself to being unlikable especially in look he has a really stupid grin that s easy to dislike it s often quite beautiful in the quiet moments it s the opulence of visconti s films the grandeur of the ball scenes that i find tedious as they exchange individual clarity with mass precision but here that is part of the point gustav surrounded by a visual din br br the way in which the object of gustav s affection is introduced to us is quite brilliant the camera shows a girl girl girl then this beautiful feminine featured boy it s like an allusion to shakespeare s sonnets and it doesn t feel heavy handed it s not until the camera views tadzio fully pulls back and we see his long slender legs that we realize he is not a boy but an adolescent at first we re forced to question gustav s attraction in an uncomfortable way visconti must have known that and he doesn t shy away from it visconti is extremely patient with gustav we get a sense of the man we know him it s a largely silent performance and when he does open his mouth it s to spew venom no wonder he wants the angelic open featured boy to project himself onto there s a difference with tadzio we never know him just as we never know a handful of fellini grotesques but that s because his life is another its own film but it s not as flirtatious as it s been made to seem there is one scene however where he twirls around a pole that s too much tadzio isn t necessarily leading him on he s looking at him visconti just zooms in is all br br the film doesn t detail gustav as being gay tadzio isn t even really male he s a prettified version of a boy delicate pale wispy with golden locks that everyone seems to love including one gorgeous slightly older young man who he wrestles with the closest they go to showing what could be understood as a reference to gustav s homosexuality is the famous barber scene which unlocks his repressed vanity br br it isn t totally successful the whole section with alfred is a waste and some unnecessary scenes people carrying bags in long shot could have been excised some parts are heavy handed such as when gustav s boat pulls in and rowdy boys pass him by the looks on his face are too obvious but during the same scene gustav throws a fit wanting a new rower something so unexplainable that it makes up for it but there are some scenes touching for the first time that build up a remarkable quiet intensity tadzio repeating a piano song again and again the notes quivering in the air may be the best example of the anxiety the film has there is one discussion that contains a debate i m especially interested can art be spiritual if it satisfies the senses or does it have to go beyond them we can consider tarkovsky who esteems both visconti and mann to be the prime example of someone going beyond mere sensory sensations i think this one manages to do both ,1
travolta thurman the rock vaughn keitel and so on one should think that this star parade of great actors could really heat up this movie but no travolta takes on the role as chili palmer again but this time we have already seen the gangster who tries hes luck in the hard world of movie making its not funny anymore this is a typically problem in hollywood they think that if the first was good the second will be twice as good no the first was original the second cant be hey hollywood try to understand originality cant be duplicated you got to give us a new twist not just the same movie again made with a bigger budget i constantly found my selves hardly laughing when i was watching this movie but still it got a lot of cool actors like harvey keitel james woods vince vaughn and the rock and for that and that only br br ,0
what a shame that some good talent was wasted this is a tedious and overly self conscious movie that could tell its story in half the time is that derek jacobi under that beard doing two roles gosh who would have guessed br br the emotional payoff a the end was weak and unsatisfying certainly not worth enduring the padded length of the movie for i felt quite let down br br the sound was dreadful first they used stock music second it was so loud during some of the dialog that the words were hard to make out only three sound crew and a trainee there were more people listed in the credits for either the accounting or the legal br br some of the camera work was quite good though and the actors did a good job with a mediocre script br br not a good use of viewing time at least for me ,0
unimpressive and extremely low budget sci fi without any charm and appeal even the scenes related with the fall of the asteroids are stolen from other movies with the same plot it s just a bad rip off of asteroid with annabela sciora and deep impact with morgan freeman mr hopper seems to be anxious to slip away from this pointless and dull sci fi entry br br i give this a two and don t say i m not a good guy ,0
especially after watching the matrix reloaded spoilers br br after seeing the matrix with all it s ridiculous fantasy make believe robotic characters with their super powers it was refreshing to see an action movie with real people in situations that involved actual risk i cared about these people and even though some of the stunts seemed a bit much it still left me feeling like it s possible verses what a stupid video game like the matrix br br this movie isn t brain surgery it s very straight forward some things are predictable like knowing that someone is going to be a back stabber and that someone early on is going to die pretty obvious but so what the first minutes sets up our reason our motive our main objective br br i like that theron and walhberg didn t have any make out scenes i am glad that they didn t go there they kept it about funny dialogue especially seth greene that guy is funny br br this is a movie that i would buy when it comes out on dvd it s fun fast and entertaining the only thing and i guess it s a big thing is that we are really rooting for the bad guys this group of protaganists are already on the wrong side of the law not a good message for the kiddies parents please explain this to them br br ,1
rented it last night the opening ran waaaaaaaaay too long the hitchiker scene served no purpose some skits were just retarded i knew beforehand chevy chase was on for less than minutes no problem here are the best parts br br koko uranus babs commercial curtis mayfield song br br total minutes of good material out of a minute movie br br everything else was either unfunny or stupid as hell br br let me give you some advice if you want a crude movie spoofing tv and movies rent kentucky fried movie if you want a less crude movie spoofing tv and movies rent amazon women on the moon or uhf br br otherwise don t bother renting this movie you ll save dollars br br imho ken shapiro s best movie is still modern problems ,0
although at times i was the only one in the cinema who was laughing this is the main pleasure i took from the beautifully shot thirst laughter although sometimes it seemed that the movie had an identity crisis and didn t know whether it was a tragedy or a comedy the blackest of black humour shone through at regular intervals br br it helped of course that it the standard of acting by everyone concerned was wonderful and that i was slightly obsessed by the at times wicked leading lady who was gorgeously elegant no matter how blood soaked and malevolent she became br br i read reviews that suggested this movie was overlong i didn t think so in fact the last scenes moving and hilarious i mean the brown shoes by turns were among the best in the film ,1
a must see movie for anyone who ever went to camp or wanted to this film captures the absolute essence of what summer camp is all about it is funny it is compassionate it makes you want to watch more about the characters once the credits begin to role if you have not seen this movie what are you doing get off you butt and run the video store have a great summer ,1
be warned this movie is such a mess it s a catastrophe don t waste your time with this one i warned you br br the acting story dialogue music basically everything is so over the top it s absolutely annoying and ridiculous it made me want to throw up if the dialogue acting story wasn t doing it it s everyone being shot crooked you ll feel like you re watching a comedy the problem is the parts that are supposedly funny isn t even funny the acting story cinematography you can feel everything is just trying waaaay too hard but it never succeeds practically every shot is canted but so what this movie just feels like a student film no wonder they shot this in hd because it would be a waste to spend more money to shoot this on film br br if you re easily amused or like poor acting writing editing directing full of clichés everything that s forced in your face oh and did i mention poor acting well actually it s not all the actor s fault it s the director then i guess you ll like this movie br br i had to watch this for a class i would have turned it off right away if i could if you still can t tell by now i hated this movie it made me want to throw up and get my time back at least i didn t have to pay for this garbage br br jeff goldblum you know the guy from jurassic park independence day is in this movie but he sure went downhill from then accepting roles for movies like this catastrophe ,0
i rented i am curious yellow from my video store because of all the controversy that surrounded it when it was first released in i also heard that at first it was seized by u s customs if it ever tried to enter this country therefore being a fan of films considered controversial i really had to see this for myself br br the plot is centered around a young swedish drama student named lena who wants to learn everything she can about life in particular she wants to focus her attentions to making some sort of documentary on what the average swede thought about certain political issues such as the vietnam war and race issues in the united states in between asking politicians and ordinary denizens of stockholm about their opinions on politics she has sex with her drama teacher classmates and married men br br what kills me about i am curious yellow is that years ago this was considered pornographic really the sex and nudity scenes are few and far between even then it s not shot like some cheaply made porno while my countrymen mind find it shocking in reality sex and nudity are a major staple in swedish cinema even ingmar bergman arguably their answer to good old boy john ford had sex scenes in his films br br i do commend the filmmakers for the fact that any sex shown in the film is shown for artistic purposes rather than just to shock people and make money to be shown in pornographic theaters in america i am curious yellow is a good film for anyone wanting to study the meat and potatoes no pun intended of swedish cinema but really this film doesn t have much of a plot ,0
i didnt think it was possible but i have found film worse than body melt this film is really really bad and what makes it worse is that its another australian film br br shot on what looks like vhs and with a terrible s rock soundtrack it just keep getting worse and worse which is hard to believe seeing how bad the beginning is skinned male hanging up side down in a white tomato sauce sprayed room anyone br br and why do their accents keep changing from bad new york drawl to prissy english then pure aussie and it happens to the whole cast br br this film also claims to have won some film festival on the cover i believe it was the utah film festival this has to be a lie because no one in their right mind would nominate this for anything perhaps the golden rasberries but i thinks its too bad for that aswell br br come on guys this film has to be number on the bottom it has to be ten times a bad as those films already on there br br well done to the film makers of this trash for proving there is a reason not to see films ,0
 once manos the hands of fate that was worse than this quite a bit worse but it did have one thing it had beautiful women in negligees wresting each other for about minutes this has a fat year old with tits and a tail in a cantina scene cloned directly from star wars not to mention an obese blue seductress uhura her fat legs and ass hanging out of some sort of insane bird costume in this method acting mess she always wanted to perform before a captive audience she must have meant the poor slobs who shelled out bucks hoping to see another wrath of khan or at least a voyage home captive is right i wonder how many people in the theaters tried to slit their wrists while crying out mother make it stop br br no question about it final frontier is not just an unmitigated disaster it s cruel and unusual punishment this is star trek from hell this is shatner on mushrooms or maybe peyote this is where no man has gone before and wished he never had in the first place or to paraphrase a review of heaven s gate it s as if gene roddenberry sold his soul to the devil for the success of a tv series and devil is just now coming around to collect br br and don t even get me started on a drunken kirk and a grinning mccoy singing row row row your boat together like they were lovers in some sort of demented gay fever dream then we ve got the hideous dynamic duo of sulu and chekov hiking through the woods together probably en route to a barry manilow concert then there s laurence luckinbill as spock s brother yeah right amazing how these relations we never heard of suddenly crawl out of the woodwork when we need a new plot line and not to forget spock rocketing through the air after kirk when he falls from a cliff in yosemite sure he catches up to kirk and saves him one foot away from the ground where d you get those nifty rocket shoes spock ,0
what was the quote by archbishop tutu at the end of the film about a person s past this film was very disturbing to watch in the sense that it was a true story and to think that humanity is still so cruel after all these years makes me ashamed br br everyone is human and everyone has the right to live their life in peace and harmony br br live and let live br br if anyone knows the quote please let me know thank you br br this film should be shown a lot more publicly as true events as horrific as these shown in the film should be known to all in the hope that things will change sooner rather than later ,1
it s a rather good movie but too americanised in it s predictability change the kung fu for football and the turkish family for a pakistani one and you get to watch bend it like beckham almost scene for scene a nice feature the serves as the backbone of the movie is the progression of fights with the mysterious ninja under the highway beginning with miserable losses and slowly progressing until the last fight is a win against oneself as the kung fu master stressed several times on a different level the danish life is revealed quite different than the image it has by outsiders the non indigenous immigrants that make a large proportion actually the majority of the danish citizenry the graffiti in the copenhagen suburbs the taunting of the immigrant girl in the begging of the movie all portray a different picture than one has in mind when one hears the word denmark ,1
i was completely drawn into the story but i wonder if perhaps i shouldn t have been so sympathetic to the hurt character s plight for respect because when it boils down i really think that glam reporters such as barbara walters is the devil or maybe the filmmakers were telling us that we re all unknowing supporters of fluff news stories ,1
this is so embarrassing it s a remake of the wedding singer which happens to be my favorite movie which gives me another reason to disapprove of this film it has the same plot same jokes same characters jeez people need to be more original ,0
i saw this movie back in on a double bill with valley of the kings these movies helped inspire a lifelong interest in egyptology in i visited egypt seen today the egyptian suffers from flat dialog and a few gauche touches but it s a glorious movie to look at the sort of thing hollywood alas just doesn t do anymore and it has a great story not just the usual boy meets girl or vengeance is mine affair too bad th won t re issue restored prints of this to be seen on the big screen ,1
i was willing to go with the original cruel intentions it went along with the plot and stayed true to the characters of one of my favorite stories however this movie was in my opinion a crummy rehash with essentially the same story line and no clear character choices i didn t honestly care what happened to any of them the strongest part of the original story les liasons not ci is the characters and their interactions not the events themselves i wasn t clear until i read the imdb that this movie was meant to be a prequel especially since the title includes a number i expected a sequel but then determined that it must be a companion piece over all i must say that this movie read to me at least like a soft porn version of les liasons i was not impressed ,0
doris day never lets a bad script get her down even in the most trying of circumstances day gives and usually comes out unscathed this comedy perhaps inspired by a real life new york city black out in but actually adapted from a late s french play by claude magnier gives doris little to do but spoof her own goody goody image and in the second half be comically sedated which is amusing because of the spin day gives to the situation there are some funny lines here yet the staginess of the material has obviously been carried over from the play and instead of conjuring up some amusing incidents within the big apple we get stuck in the suburbs doris co stars patrick o neal robert morse and terry thomas are not well suited to her and neither is the shapeless hairdo they ve got her wearing still it s not terrible it features a few big laughs and for day buffs it s a must see from ,0
i was in such high hopes of seeing an adaptation of a classic story like the arabian nights instead i was disappointed in a film that failed to keep my attention from the very beginning even though i tried watching it twice br br it was a bonus that caradine was in this movie but it didn t amount to much as the actors lacked likability for something a little similar zorro with anthony hopkins and bandaras is much better for action comic moments and overall enjoyability br br ok so son of the dragon has many possible fans out there but if your looking for something to wow about in terms of martial arts and plot line you wont get it if you just want the kids to settle down on a sunday afternoon then maybe this it for you along with the ninjas ,0
this movie is one that belongs on the cutting room floor for one the opening sequence does not put forth the element of gang related subject if it wasn t supposed to then at least they got that part right secondly whats with all the glancing to the left and then to the right they even do it in synchronous style nowhere have i witnessed a member from a rival crew walk up to a bar look for someone from the outside lookin like he is all that and a bag o chips at a barbie and walk away without even being confronted let alone get what for i wasted money on the rental price and am glad i did not purchase the dvd itself br br if this was made by college t a f e students then at least they gave it the old aussie try better luck next time ,0
paul naschy made a great number of horror films in terms of quality they tend to range from fairly good to unwatchable trash and unfortunately horror rises from the tomb is closer to the latter the plot is just your average story of a witch wizard or as is the case here warlock who is put to death but not before swearing vengeance on those who did it etc etc we then get a séance and one thing leads to another and pretty soon the executed warlock is up to no good again the plot is slow painfully boring and the film constantly feels pointless the characters string out reams of diatribe and it never serves the film in any way whatsoever paul naschy wrote the script and if you ask me he should stick to acting because the dialogue is trite in the extreme and only serves to make the film even more boring than it already is carlos aured who also directed naschy in blue eyes of the broken doll and curse of the devil provides dull direction here which likes the dialogue does nothing to help the film sometimes crap films like this have a certain charm about them but horror rises from the tomb doesn t even have that this is a painfully boring film that has little or nothing in the way of interest ,0
do you like explosions how about fighting well this movie has both of those you know the other thing you can t have a movie without a kick ass motorcycle the type that bounces off someone s head and knocks them out at the same time you bet the stabilizer has one there s even a classic cliff scene br br all in all i m quite proud that i have even seen this movie and even prouder to have my review be the first one yes ,1
let me start by saying that liev has gained a ton of respect from me after seeing his directorial debut everything is illuminated anyone who has read the book knows how saturated the story is with nonsensical and hilarious vocabulary by alex along with countless flashback scenes and crazy dreamlike sequences liev took all of this and made it work the movie itself is great the soundtrack the performances the cinematography it all works there is a lot of story missing about the town and its inhabitants but there s only so much you can do with an indie so this part of it didn t bother me too much it s just disappointing that not a lot of people will see this movie or even know that it exists because of the lack of promotion that came with it i didn t even know it was in theatres i didn t know when the dvd came out you d think that since frodo baggins was one of the main characters somebody wouldve at least released a commercial for it i had to see the trailer on my paradise now dvd released on dvd in the spring of to even know that it had a fall of theatrical release date haha sad really br br anyhow if you stumble across this review somehow because one of your friends read the book and loved it or saw the movie and are recommending that you see it take my advice and watch it it s a very good experience br br out of ,1
i watched this movie with my mother she is yrs old and was raised to be a bigot she even acknowledges this i don t think she really understood what was happening she had already made up her mind that the kid was guilty scary i felt for this child and his family what torture they went through and remained faithful that is true faith back to the movie i was disgusted by the police force and their ineptitude i am so glad that this public defender was chosen to work this case it was very fortunate for this family that they had a person that cared enough to see through the crap that was handed to him i could tell when one the cops was lying he would not look the defender in the eyes his eyes moved to the side when he answered the questions it is unfortunate that a black person has to be punished because of the color of his skin i read the book about the black man being dragged behind a truck by three white men they were finally found guilty after many years i can t remember the title but it was the same premise whites doing whatever they want with blacks i am sure the child in the movie will be traumatized for a long time if not forever i pointed out to my mother that most serial killers and pedophiles are white no comment from her i want to commend the director and producer of this film i feel the exposure they gave to this blatant injustice was a necessary project i am an avid viewer of indy films i feel that they are well written and have substance i am pleased that i happened to grab this movie on the shelf i felt compelled to write a comment because of how strongly i feel about the film and the prejudice that continues to exist in our modern society ,1
i often wonder how movies like this even get made and the most shocking part is that people actually pay to watch them br br with aksar it appears as though the director made up the story as he went along adding twists and turns when he liked no matter how ludicrous they were the script was non existent with inane dialogs such as jo sheena roy pehenti hai wahee fashion hota hai and yeh versace hai madam yeah right br br every one of the characters was shallow and underdeveloped acting was awful constumes lycra for udita and awful suits for a stocky emran locales the numerous houses that were used for interiors did not even vaguely resemble a victorian mansion screenplay etc etc just one word rubbish br br for those people who love hashmi and his movies watch it as for me i ll never get those two and a half hours back the only redeeming factor was some of the music which was decent ,0
the original story had all the ingredients to make a thoroughly gripping film but failed miserably in this version as even cherie lunghi was a pale imitation of what she was to become so much so that i suspected that she must turn out to be an accomplice right to the end sherlock holmes was turned into a warrior quite unlike anything every suggested by sir arthur conn doyle in fact it was doctor watson who showed what little common sense that was going the boot blacked midget from the andoman islands looked as though he could not fight his way out of a paper bag and what the villain was doing taking tea in baker street for a denouement was beyond anything that the old scotland yard could ever have dreamed up so consign this tv film to their black museum please ,0
the animation looks like it was done in seconds and looks more like caricatures rather than characters i ve been a fan of scooby doo ever since the series premiered in i didn t think much of the scooby doo animated movies i m talking about the tv series not the full length movies but some of them were pretty cool and i like most people found scrappy doo to be an irritant but this series is pure garbage as soon as i saw the animation and heard the characters and i use that term loosely speak i cringed also mystery inc was a team and without the entire crew to compliment each other it just seems like opening up a box of chocolates to find someone has already ate the best ones and the only thing left are the ones nobody wants what s new scooby doo was better than this if you re going to have a scooby doo tv series include the elements that made the series endure so long the entire cast of characters and quality animation they need to put this one back under the rock from where it came ,0
i can t say this is one of the best films i have ever seen but then again i can t say it s one of the worst i have ever seen br br ok so it s basically a girl does skating is good at it wants to go to an expensive school can t afford it and has to take a hockey scholarship she has to hide her skating secret from her friends br br personally i didn t like the actress playing katelin she absolutely couldn t cry to save her life just made wailing sounds like a toddler pretending to cry to get it s own way br br katelin was just an annoying person the way she tried to act all nice and helpful to people also the part where the two skaters are calling her names and they say something about her choreographer and she says she draws the line made me cringe br br we all knew where it was going to go with her and spencer classically they didn t like each other and sort of get together at the end was just typical br br overall i think this is a movie to watch if you like skating but if you don t mind the main skater being extremely annoying it s good to kill time basically ,0
it s always nice to see angela bassett getting to do a role that she can really sink her teeth into she is at times intense funny and even sexy in her role as lena a colored woman forced to make a home on a desolate mudbank just outside of cape town south africa danny glover is also good in a not entirely sympathetic role as her partner boesman willie jonah gives a finely nuanced performance as the stranger that discovers boesman and lena s new living area it s not often that you get a chance to see an intelligent film dealing with mature themes although it is based on a play the late director john berry who also directed claudine opens the material up by having the film shot in the widescreen cinemascope format he also keeps things visually interesting through the creative blocking of actors and by showing us things only mentioned in the play just like diahann carroll in claudine john berry may have directed angela bassett into an academy award nomination this is definitely a film worth searching for ,1
not only do i think this was the best film of it s probably in my own amorphous list as one of the best films i ve ever seen for whatever reason i really connected with this movie and it is one of the most personal films i had seen at that point in my life i was for better or worse i strongly identified with the holly hunter character and i m a guy she plays an extremely bright loyal and intense woman who couldn t figure out romantic relationships there were so many things that she said in this movie that were things that i would say or have said to others in similar circumstances and the ending of the movie i find to be so very very sad br br obviously this role was the big break for holly hunter clearly i was not the only one to think so highly of it ,1
for a movie that gained so much recognition and appraise this spinoff to rosemarys baby is one big mistake it starts off that andrew adrian whatever his name is because he s so confused that he doesn t know who he is anymore runs away from a cult with his mother and soon is kidnapped by a strange lady that ends up taking care of him as if she were his mother the acting is terrible as andrew grows up in his twenties and looks terrible with his sunken in face never ending grin and dukes of hazard clothes on looks more like a drunken has been than the son of satan in fact thats all he does is drink and falls sloppily all over himself as he tries to come to grips with his past and the last memory of his mother driving away on a bus screaming to him he finds a friend that seems to be an angel but he s quickly killed off and electricuted in a hillarious scene in which he looks more like a christmas tree andrew gets cought and the cult with the members of the first part test him to see if he s really the son of satan his dumb self fails the test and gets up off the alter glittering with myme makeup and jumps of the stage of a night club and dances like a clown on crack this scene is memorable and well worth a watch the ending is terrible and somewhat predictable considering how stupid he is in the whole movie do not watch this piece of trash or you will loose respect for the first part ,0
hilary was great as julie and pat was once again magnificent as mr miyagi but there should have been more references towards the other three movies i mean come on first off where s daniel miyagi makes a very brief mention of him and that s it daniel was his best friend and should ve at least made an appearance in the movie he could ve helped miyagi train julie san on the flip side the music stayed true to the movie though with a little more instrumentation fretless bass to accompany the wonderfully played pan flute it doesn t feel like a karate kid movie unless you hear that pan flute thank you zamfir overall a decent movie though we miss you noriyuki ,1
ok look this show is the worst show on nick night i love so many shows on nick night and i love them when this show came on to nick night i was so annoyed it s such a boring show and it is corny out of all the times i ve watched i found one episode slightly funny this show has some of the most unfunny and stupid jokes ever this show sums up to terrible give props to fresh prince of bel air and george lopez this show is boring and not the least bit clever this show should have been canceled much earlier i don t think it deserves to be played on nick night alongside some great classic shows this show is lacking cleverness good jokes and style ,0
a very weak movie mainly because of a poor story but also poor acting in the case of robert downey jr and irrational behaviour by many of the characters if you are someone who likes to switch your mind off and simply watch a movie for it s creativity or acting criteria then you may like this movie personally i can t do that with a drama and found this too far fetched br br i m particularly annoyed when a main character that is supposed to be an intelligent person continually acts like a complete imbecile in this movie if the main character acted the way a person would normally act in these situations there would be no movie br br the first highly unlikely act is when the main character a successful attorney named magruder played by kenneth branagh is leaving a party and happens upon a girl mallory doss played by embeth davidtz who is screaming that her car has been stolen they are standing around in a tropical rainstorm as he badgers her into accepting a ride home br br she tells him about her weird father who belongs to some kind of weird sect and does crazy things when they arrive at her dilapidated shack in the poorer part of town they notice that her car is in the driveway also the house lights are on and some objects in the house have been broken br br things are very odd she s weird looking like a tramp she undresses in front of him until she s completely naked oh yeah also the father s strange the house is a wreck everything should have told magruder hey this is too weird for me i m out of here but not magruder he sleeps with her and then motivated by her story and sex takes up the case of trying to have her father committed it all screams set up br br then being the top flight attorney that he is he arrives late at the office wearing the same shirt he had on the night before a fact that all of the women in the office notice is it likely that a successful attorney would act like a year old magruder has upset the police in some of his cases so when he goes to the police claiming with ample evidence that the father is terrorising them the police ignore him i could have believed begrudging assistance but no help at all not likely br br it s just too unlikely ,0
i only rented this because i loved the first movie however calling it john carpenters vampires los muertos is just a con trick to get you to rent it he is in fact executive producer and clearly had nothing to do with the making of this film jeepers creepers anyone br br a tragic storyline terrible special effects and jon bon jovi as the least convincing vampire hunter of all time it s not even comically bad br br what we end up with is a dull uninvolving film with a terrible script and indefinsibly bad and clichéd acting it just reeks of low budget br br avoid like the bubonic plague ,0
how can you sum up just exactly how feelgood and right and touching this film is for several weeks this dvd leaped off the shelf at me every time i went in the store having seen steve carrell in a couple of films previously i didn t want to smear my thought process of him so i resisted and resisted until finally i grabbed it up with a what the hell attitude and how surprised was i i just wish i had purchased it earlier having watched it three times in two days i am still smiling at how the portrayal of a widower struggling with three daughters yearning for that which is missing since the passing of his beloved wife who thus meets an intriguing woman charming her in such a profound and interesting dare i say bookish way throws a whole different light onto life that makes him realize she is what he has been searching for br br the snag of that woman being his brothers girl complicates matters which portray dan comically shy and with a heartfelt chagrin seeing his someone special bringing such fun and enjoyment into the family home as well as his brothers life you just really begin to feel for him br br then when the blind date occurs with ruthie draper that is the turning point in marie s estimation of dan the look she gives him when he repeats her comment about not liking ruthie sheer green eyed monster triggering an absolutely hilarious scene as the two couples compete on the dance floor this sequence is one of the most well crafted as dan starts to loosen up with regard to marie br br other gut wrenching scenes dan returns from the book and tackle shop confronted by his brothers begins to describe what has just occurred when dan s face drops it brings a sharp intake of breath br br his youngest daughter lilly making the present celebrating their love for suzanne his late wife brings a little heartfelt warmth and a little gulp as dan realizes just what he has lost in life br br when dan plays guitar and sings at the talent show his voice cracking slightly as he reprises the song absolute gem br br the acceptance of what occurs late in the film by his daughters they all three love their father and want to see him happy will not let him deny his love for marie the desperateness of dan not to fail his daughters because he is their rock their stronghold and tell him so much more than that with just a few words br br i could go on and on but i will leave it for now maybe return and add more comments here in the near future but i will end by saying br br if you want to watch a film that is just so damn good with twists of comedy to lighten up the drama that never feels forced or crass that comes over as a genuine portrayal of a man discovering new life not just with a woman but also with his extended family then look no further br br dan in real life out of for such a well rendered cinematic experience with a score by sondre lerche that intimately takes you there throughout whilst never being intrusive with fine performances by the ensemble cast i cannot wait to re watch this again ,1
dominick nicky luciano wears a hulk t shirt and trudges off everyday to perform his duties as a garbage man he uses his physical power in picking up other s trash and hauling it to the town dump he reads comic book hero stories and loves wrestlers and wrestling going to wrestlemania with his twin brother eugene on their birthday is a yearly tradition he talks kindly with the many people he comes in contact with during his day he reads comic books which he finds in the trash with a young boy who he often passes by while on the garbage route unfortunately dominick has a diminished ability to use his mind he has a disability br br dominick s disability came as a result of an injury to the head in which he suffered traumatic brain injury tbi this injury left him slower though it did not change his core characteristic as a strong individual who helps to protect others dominick is actually more able to live independently than he may seem at the beginning of the film he lives with eugene who is studying to become a doctor dominick provides the main source of income while eugene is off studying eugene must face the fact that he is to continue his education in a different city and that he must move away from dominick eugene also develops a romance which begins to separate him from his twin brother br br the film deals specifically with domestic abuse and how this can impact individuals families and then society as a whole the strain that escalates between eugene and dominick as eugene realizes that he must eventually leave nicky exploded on their birthday night eugene yells at dominick and throws him against the wall in this moment eugene must confront his own fears of being like his abusive father the father which dominick protected him against while he himself became the victim of the abuse this event cemented the love between the two brothers who from then on became the best of friends though they needed each other they also both needed independence and the ability to grow and develop relationship with others the fact that they must part ways became a very real emotional strain however by the end of the film dominick is able to say good bye to his brother and wish him luck eugene is able to leave his brother with the confidence that he has started to make a social network of people who care about him and will help him with his independence br br when dominick witnesses the abuse of his friend he is forced to come face to face with the cause of his own trauma in this state of extreme stress dominick almost completely shuts down he then runs after the ambulance to the hospital to see what happened to his friend after learning that the boy has died he is confronted by the abusive father who fearing his testimonial tells him he didn t see nothing doesn t know anything and not to say anything and that if he does he will kill him now that his own life has been threatened he goes and find the hand gun that larry used to kill the rats he goes to the wake of the deceased boy and at gunpoint kidnaps the baby of the grieving family he runs away from the scene and hides in a building when the police surround him eugene goes in the building to talk to his brother eugene then reveals the cause of dominick s disability and they bring the baby back the abusive father then wields a gun of his own threatening to kill dominick but eugene stops him and dominick tells the crowd that he saw the father throw his son down the stairs br br through the climactic ending the issue of dysfunctional behavior comes into view though dominick s instinct to save the baby can be understood we also see how damaging this response is dominick put the baby s life and his own life in grave danger the larger societal consequences of these events is not directly implicated but rather shown through the films ending despite the more optimistic ending portrayal another sequence of events might just have likely occurred in which dominick is charged with kidnapping and possession of a firearm it is somewhat difficult to believe that this went completely unaccounted furthermore even if dominick is not charged there may still be a stigma against him within the community not that there wasn t one before these events instead the film shows that we must be able to recognize problematic behavior and act to curb it br br dominick and eugene was released in the same year as another film rainman which won academy awards while rainman was an achievement and helped increase the visibility with person with disabilities it could be argued that dominick and eugene holds more valuable lessons for society whereas rainman demonstrated that mainstream american society might be able to learn from and care for a savant if the savant is the inheritor of a large estate dominick and eugene show that a person with a disability might be able to care for and help save members of american society the message of an independent person with disabilities may have been too strong for hopefully someday society will see the strengths of individuals with disabilities not as a threat but as imperative for the strength of society ,1
finally i thought someone is going to do justice to h g wells s classic not another version set in the wrong locale or era but one based firmly on the book well it definitely follows the book pretty closely and that is the only plus to this mess br br this is min s yes hours long the book is only around pages br br if timothy hines had the nerve to come on here and say if you can do any better i would say yes i could and i have never used a video camera or been to any sort or drama school in my life br br i paid good money to get this crap over to the uk from the usa do not make the same mistake as me ,0
the rise of punk music was scarcely documented on film and most people tend to focus on the happenings of other cities such as london or new york penelope spheeris managed to preserve a snapshot of los angeles circa which proves a vibrant and diverse art music community had spawned which rivalled any other to some the bands read like a who s who of now legendary american punk black flag x circle jerks germs fear purists argue that vital bands were missed weirdos zeros flesheaters and that the movie was the cause of an onslaught of suburban poseurs and macho violence however the issues touched upon in the film remain relevant the intensity of the music remains unmatched and the influence continues to be seen and heard in the cliques fashions of today ,1
its difficult to be too tough on brad sykes a hard working guy doing what he loves there is an honesty about him that seems often lacking with other microbudget directors check out the minuscule crew credits on camp blood there is none of the usual thanking everyone down to the pizza joint they ate in its brad and his buddies and thats it no pretentious rubbish jennifer ritchkoff isn t your average horror flick heroine but does well enough for you to hardly notice bethany zolt looks like a star and joseph haggerty is so funny it hurts the clown is hardly an original horror film bad guy but the design is good shemp moseley does a decent job of bringing him to life and the image clashes nicely with the rural backdrop camp blood is horror as blue collar and basic as it gets not a good thing not a bad thing just a thing ,0
say what you will about schmaltz one beauty of this film is that it is not pro american it is a morality about some americans being called to high purpose and how they rose to the occasion it is inspiring because it is about people of noble purpose br br to me the most interesting part of the film is the education of fanny and david farrelly bette davis mother and brother as fanny says we ve been shaken out of the magnolias br br in today s political climate where led by a president who shamelessly lied to us and used to bring out the absolute worst characteristics of human beings we sunk to the level of the murderers to seek blood thirsty vengeance it can t all be blamed on mr bush after all we allowed him to lead us in that direction and even re elected him after his lies had been exposed now with complete justification we americans are reviled throughout the world br br today we watch this film with a new awareness that the rise to power of nazis in germany was not due to a flaw in the german character but a flaw in human beings that allows us to rationalize anything that will justify our committing immoral and heinous acts i m not comparing george bush to adolph hitler but i am pointing out how a leader can whip us up into a frenzy of terror hatred and hyper nationalism to do despicable things br br sadly the blackmailer who will do whatever needs to be done for his own agrandizement no matter how immoral is most like the leaders of our country those who support them and those who have buried their heads so deep in the sand that they can t even be bothered to vote br br a film like watch on the rhine reminds us of what we once aspired to be a force for the betterment of humanity and that we have it in us to once again aspire to lofty goals br br geoff,1
this movie is absolutely horrible i thought because it had good actors in it like gabrielle union hill harper and of course the infamous billy d williams the movie is long and drags on with a documentary style of showing gabrielle union who has died in the movie talking about her family which by the way is a confusing family because you never know who s who and who s related to who i would not recommend this movie to anyone and i wish i could take it back where i got it from i fell asleep from time to time because of the boredom do not waste your time or money on this movie it could had been more true to life with more drama and less boredom ,0
i don t know if it s fair for me to review this i m not a fan of gratuitous violence i ve never understood the movie industry making heroes out of mob members and cold blooded killers when the godfather came out i thought they had broken the mold but the decades have produced a series of well acted mob movies with major stars and directors doing them this one is obviously low budget but it is certainly well done at some point in all of these i feel like i want to take a shower if such characters actually exist it is hard for the soul i always intellectualize that humankind will rise above this sort of thing this kind of crud has to be stopped i hope the people that go to films like this are more voyeuristic and less vicarious i feel sort of the same way about slasher movies why do we have a fascination with death and dismemberment in fairness i am judging this on the acting and directing and for what it is it seems to work pretty well ,1
judging from this film and the strong man made the same year i would not place harry langdon at the top of the list of great silent screen comedians there simply is not enough there perhaps he was on his way to developing his style but sabotaged himself by taking his first big successes too seriously in any event all of his tricks are reminiscent of the greater funny men but he lacks the acrobatic skills of keaton and the prodigious ingenuity of lloyd he also undermines his own persona by dressing and walking like chaplin s tramp character his trademarks are childlike innocence timidity of approach and a tendency to under react to calamity by looking perplexed batting his eyes or touching his pursed lips with the tip of his forefinger the comedy in langdon s films results from fate throwing various obstacles in his path which he tries to overcome in wimpy or naïve ways or with a minimum of physicality such as throwing rocks at an approaching tornado to drive it away propping up a collapsing building with a two by four or dodging boulders by lifting a leg so that they roll under him in this story about the son of a shoemaker who joins a cross country walking race to publicize a rival company s footwear he manages to win by sheer luck there is nothing here that hasn t been done far better by the big three ,0
i do not write reviews here often but i can not stand by and let other people suffer through this movie without a least trying to warn them this movie is horrible and it is not because i do not know what the director was trying to convey or i am too stupid to understand the plot this movie is horrible because of poor direction screen writing and acting this is the trifecta of bad move making and the reason the film was direct to video it tries to be something like high tension hostel and tcsm with the lifting of some of those ideas but it just does not work i did not have high expectations or even medium ones going into the film but was still very disappointed it had potential to be very good with a nice setting and good idea for a film but it was wasted ,0
this film essentially deals with inspector gadget s arch nemesis doctor claw who has returned after many years to the now peaceful city of metropolis claw s plan is to foil gadget once and for all by using a newer cooler crimefighter to help destroy gadget s popularity sadly the film fails miserably the series was great but it was revived nearly years later with tragic results without the voice of don adams as inspector gadget it just doesn t cut it anymore dr claw is not only visually less frightening but sounds more like a wrestler with a cold than his original intimidating self granted this is a children s movie but the plot is so painfully weak heaven forbid i mention the animation that it pales in comparison to the original series someone has decided to updated penny as well to bring her two decades up to speed she now has some quasi punk rebellious clothing style and doesn t play half the role that she did in the tv series the gadgetmobile talks as well as including a plot angle that focuses entire on talking cars maybe i m just a kid who loved the show who s grown up jaded but i thought that the live action version was more pain than i could bear but now they go and spring this complete watering down of the quality tv series on us it s more than i can take ,0
a online poll of japan s top favorite animated television series of all time conducted by tv asahi placed this series in fourth place that tells you everything you need to know so go and watch it i won t comment on the story simply because i don t want to ruin anything i only urge you to keep watching after you saw the first episode the animation is really good and above tv average the best thing about this series is that there is finally something new i mean it s not groundbreaking but still it offers a fresh new idea and likable characters you won t regret entering suzumiya haruhi s world br br and the best thing a movie is coming soon,1
super mario is undoubtedly the greatest game ever created it is so addicting that you could play it for hours upon hours without stopping for a break i ve beaten the game times but i ve never gotten all stars i ve gotten but i hope to achieve them eventually even though i didn t officially play this game until i was seven in i loved watching my sisters play it now i am and still play this erasing games and starting over again br br the graphics are unbelievable for an early n game the gameplay is addictive the controls are great the levels are tough but not impossible the bowser fights are challenging br br i would like to tell you more but why don t you just get it for yourself put the x box ps and the wii away and go find yourself a nintendo and play this amazing wonderful game ,1
the battleship potemkin was said to have been a favourite of charlie chaplin it presents a dramatised version of the mutiny that occurred in when the crew of the russian battleship potemkin rebelled against their officers of the tsarist regime br br the film is a textbook cinema classic and a masterpiece of creative editing especially in the famous odessa steps sequence in which innocent civilians are mown down in the bloodshed the happenings of a minute are drawn into five by frenzied cross cutting the film contains separate shots and in and was judged the best film ever made by a panel of international critics the battleship potemkin is in the public domain in some parts of the world ,1
surreal film noir released soon after the real genre defining classics the maltese falcon double indemnity and the postman always rings twice welles films shouldn t be evaluated against others he was playing by different rules in fact he was playing this starts where other femme fatale films leave off so the vaguely logical but interesting whodunit is embellished with a display of wellesian scenes typical rapid fire style dialog lots of hard boiled philosophy and unusual acting good hayworth presumably intentionally one dimensional to welles genre may have meant formula but he seemed to like using mysteries as backgrounds for his entertainments ,1
though the movie may have been true to lewis s book in that the script was basically word for word verbatim it failed to capture any of the grandeur that would otherwise be associated with an epic story like this the mythical creatures unicorns centaurs griffins ghouls ghosts are drawn in and as in the previous review the green screen flying sequence was very hard to swallow i nearly laughed to death when i saw the humanoid beavers with their giant stiff suits and buck teeth i nearly cried when i heard the wolf s howl a man in a grey fuzzy suit basically shrieking as loudly and as girlishly as he possibly could br br all of the acting is tremendously forced especially that of little lucy penvensie i could only take so much indignation desperation and buck teeth in the what felt like fourteen hours of watching the movie the actress who plays the white witch in all her histrionics seems that she d be more at home on stage where a booming voice spread arms and a valiant effort at something shakespearian would be more than welcome br br the sets feel claustrophobic whether the scenes are taking place indoors or outdoors indoors it s as if bbc could only afford to spend on constructing a set and so it is very small and all the characters are constantly huddled together the white witch s castle is a run down rotting countryside english castle filled with styrofoam statues and bad lighting when the penvensie children are wandering through the woods actually any scene in the woods feels like they are simply wandering around in circles br br the only thing that looks decent in the film is aslan but you can bet that bbc probably blew the film s entire budget on building the mechanical feline it looks great when it s standing still and before it starts speaking but once it starts moving you can t help but pity the poor man who has to be the rear end in the lion suit br br yes if you are a hardcore narnia fan you may want to see this version simply because it preserves every word that lewis ever wrote but lewis was certainly no screenwriter and a lot of the dialogue feels chunky and awkward when on screen during the scene in which the children are at the beavers and getting ready to flee from the wolves mrs beaver s incessant oh just one more thing dearies and then we will be ready to go punctuated by the children s simultaneous cries and sighs and moans of no mrs beaver please a scene of comic relief so incongruous they are supposed to be fleeing from imminent danger not wondering about whether to pack the sewing machine or not detracts from the drama that the scene might otherwise have in fact the whole movie is peppered with directing faux pas such as these br br i would recommend seeing the new narnia disney the new movie with updated effects spectacular computer animation great timing all around and a gorgeous and scene stealing white witch who plays her part with all the subtle evil of a seasoned politician as opposed to a shrieking banshee captures all of the grandeur and the magnificence of the world of narnia without detracting the least bit from lewis s original vision i think lucy is a lot cuter no buck teeth yay as are the beavers and realistically sized and bratty bbc edmund has nothing on the divine desperately hungry for acceptance insecure and angsting with an inferiority complex edmund that the new disney version fronts br br unless you re the type who enjoys wasting time by making fun of campy movies i would not recommend this film to anyone ,0
it utterly defeats me why godard is taken so seriously and one plus one is a great example of his ineptitude as both a filmmaker and an intellectual polemicist it s hard to credit that godard actually believed all that marxist and maoist kant anyone with half a brain could work out the bankruptcy of those isms and how many people they had destroyed and were continuing to destroy even as godard was making his films supporting them as a filmmaker ask yourself would you have boring voice overs reading tedious political diatribes at your audience and then when you couldn t think of anything else to do layer another voice over to the first voice over which had lost its listeners after the first words in any case brilliant jean luc as for godard insisting on making a film with the rolling stones of course he did wouldn t you it was the only guarantee of getting such mindless rubbish seen in the first place the genius of the stones eclipsing a talentless and babbling political idiot set loose with a camera the bookshop scene wasn t worthy of even the worst fringe theatre and was an insult to the intelligence of even the young children who were used to play in it as could be readily seen copping out by allowing friendly critics to claim that all this artless crap was a satire on mainstream film making is no more than a safe get out to offer those who clearly see godard s poverty of intellect and arrogant contempt for his audience ironic that godard s one time great friend truffaut with nuit americain made the best film about film making ever and godard made the worst with le mepris incidentally godard didn t choose the stones track of sympathy with the devil it just happened to be the track they were working on when the film started shooting at barnes olympic studios ,0
this movie is a loose collection of unintelligible analogies and ill conceived plot devices br br movie history the director of this film was a pervert who drove around town filming random women when his wife discovered the film reels he was forced to quickly contrive a story he claimed he was making a movie called the brain that wouldn t die eventually his wife demanded that he show her his so called movie that night he quickly filmed some extra scenes with a friend and the brain that wouldn t die was born br br i hate this movie plot synopsis the main character s fiancé is killed in a horrible car accident that he caused by ignoring the clearly posted road signs he grabs her head from the wreckage and reanimates it after reanimating the head he goes and picks up a bunch of hookers that is pretty much what happens for the rest of the movie at the end he fights and is killed by a monster that lives in the closet the monster appears with little to no explanation however the monster saves a hooker and i assume that they live happily ever after br br side notes the end credit screen claims that the movie is called the head that wouldn t die br br i hate this movie ,0
sorry after watching the credits i thought this would at least be a decent homage to retiring sf actors br br boy was i wrong br br the direction and story telling in this pos are terrible i have never been so insulted by a production br br i have great respect and love for many of the actors in this film but have to say they were conned br br if you haven t seen this debacle yet do yourself a favor and stay away these are not only two hours you won t get back but they will also ruin your respect for some actors you may once have enjoyed ,0
i m not really a t v watcher except between the ages of and and general hospital still had luke and laura but there are a few exceptions and i definitely think that king of queens is one of them every decade has it s classics and i think that this show will or damn well should be amongst this decade s best its comedic timing is awesome and can at times be down right odd on a more serious note the actors more than succeed in conveying subtle and not so subtle complexities in their characters without getting too hokey one commenter wrote that it may take a couple of episodes to get into it and i agree it s definitely one that kind of grows on you but once you re in you re pretty much hooked and with good reason ,1
offside is the story of teenage girls who tried to sneak in the stadium to watch final world cup qualifying soccer match in tehran that may lead iran to the world cup in germany females are forbidden to go to stadium by law in iran although many of them dress like boys and sneak in stadium guards search every one at the entrance to make sure no one carries fireworks and of course no girl gets in br br like most of panahi s work his armature cast s performance was superb you actually think that you are watching a documentary the dialogs between the girls and the privates were executed delicately and astonishingly believable the film depicts the interactions between captives and the drafted guards who themselves are serving mandartory away from their family and friends in a funny sort of way at the end the audience realizes that there is not such a difference between the girls and the guards who were just following orders ,1
i love memoirs of a geisha so i read the book twice it is one of the best book i ve read last year i was looking forward to the movie and was afraid that reading the book would ruin the viewing pleasure of the movie i wasn t expecting the movie to be that bad some of the best part of the book was omitted from the movie and the characters were weak with hatsumomo li gong been the worst if i haven t read the book this movie would be a little confusing and inexplicable the plot outline of the movie states nitta sayuri reveals how she transcended her fishing did anyone see how or when sayuri became nitta sayuri forget the movie and read the book ,0
it s got action and fantasy mixed all together what more do you want in an action movie and it also has one of the best martial artists in the movie industry today wesley snipes so all in all this movie hasn t left anything out and that s my comment of what i think is a classic beat em up movie ,1
 paperhouse thriller horror sick in bed with a fever year old anna charlotte burke has only her drawings to keep her company her health progressively worsens as a series of mysterious black outs grip her in each of these episodes she dreams of a house in a desolate field with only a sickly invalid boy named marc elliot spiers inhabiting it when a dark unknown danger threatens her idyllic paperhouse the life of marc is put in jeopardy her life is also in danger as these dreams mirror her own state of health br br critique haunting first debut feature from british director bernard rose taken from a fable marianne dreams by catherine storr it leaves plenty of other original fantasy works in its wake whenever a story deals with dreams and nightmares it is hard to give it the mixture of fable and reality to make it work in film form director rose successfully captures the children fantasy world aspect along with a darkness that seeks to usurp them br br feverishly scored by phillip glass rose knows how to use music wisely with expertly timed jump out of your seat moments most thrillers are very sloppy in this all important aspect of scaring the audience into not knowing what the next scene will bring i also like the way he captures suspense and never lets it go or falter sluggishly into the next sequence of events also his mastery of placing objects within the frame as in his p o v shots gives the cinematography an added dimension it would otherwise seem to lack only in europe will you find such ominous looking places as the ones presented here the lonely house the fields coastal towns watchtower etc br br rose would follow this film with candyman a true thinking person s horror gem and bona fide cult horror favorite ,1
i ve been a devoted imdb visitor for a few years this is the movie that finally compelled me to write in a review br br i caught this movie by chance the opening credits happened to be scrolling past when i turned my tv on one morning i thoroughly enjoyed the film for many reasons all of which have been well covered by other reviewers the moodiness the forgotten history of the czech pilots the subtle charm of the supporting characters the fatalism of the main characters and the first person view during the battle scenes br br but the element of dark blue world that really stood out was the lack of dramatic effects especially during combat and this is a good thing while the pilots were flying in battle no musical score accompanied them no manipulative shots of worried spouses girlfriends were interwoven every little aerial maneuver did not elicit trite patriotic cheers and viewers weren t asked to swallow unbelievable james bond esque pilot heroics instead the audience is allowed to feel the melancholy fear and isolation of these single pilot fighters while they try to stay aloft during combat as comrades are shot down we are spared tearful howls and the typical but audience pleasing revenge based heroics instead the other pilots sadly and quietly observe their fellow pilot s fate in reality they still need to remain intensely focused on their own safety and objectives at that very moment we only briefly experience the pilot s breathing and the background roar of the engines as we the audience witness a friend spiral quietly down to his death and then immediately we need to jump back into combat mode and focus on survival br br too often in hollywood we re spoon fed the emotions we re supposed to feel and no room is left for the viewer s imagination dark blue world maintains a sparseness that captivates and involves the viewer allowing us to invest in the movie and fill in the gaps and spaces using our own thoughts and feelings br br excellent film well worth seeing ,1
in the european tv industry movies like this one are called stickers tv stations buy them and air them because when they wanted to buy broadcast rights to let s say titanic some not really blockbusters were a part of the deal br br hours is a story of a hospital its employees and patients who have to face the worst flood slash storm ever unfortunately almost from every scene or shot one can tell that is was a low budget film br br newborn babies are very obviously not real there is no background action and probably the worst thing is the doctor acting the actors are not believable in their roles their lines when spoken sound way too memorized as if this was a read out camera test ,0
my wife and i saw this when we were the only good thing my father ever did get us in this is our movie and the music is our songs michelle s song is our song yeah nowadays it s a crime to show naked children on the screen but we were screwing at why not these kids the movie is rich boy impregnates poor girl then rich dad steals him away from her at the end after she gives birth under impoverished conditions she is left alone with child it is a love story and a growing up story the music is fantastic and the story is one any person could relate to may be someday this will be released on dvd ,1
scoop out of woody allen is definitely not my favorite director but i enjoyed match point it was an excellent dark romantic thriller that luckily did not star woody allen it did have the beautiful scarlett johansson in it br br scoop is woody allen s latest film and though he appears in this one it s ok it also features scarlett johansson and the two of them work perfect together br br johansson plays sondra pransky a young college journalist who gets the scoop of a life time from the ghost of joe strombel ian mcshane joe heard the scoop while on a boat with the grim reaper and a bunch of other souls the reaper has taken one of those souls is the secretary of peter lyman hugh jackman she tells joe that peter may be the serial killer roaming the streets of england joe with the scoop of a life time travels back to the living and gives this info to sondra during a magic act sondra is at some magic show with magician sid waterman woody allen she becomes a volunteer to go in a disappearing box and while she is in the box she gets the visit from joe not knowing what to do she enlists the help of sid waterman to help her crack the case br br this film has a nice light hearted feel to it compared to match point and yet it all works johansson and allen work great together allen s humor fits perfect for this story and role hugh jackman is terrific as peter layman the suspected serial killer br br this is a fun little movie to see if your ever looking for one to watch the cast ensemble works well together and the story flows and you sometimes forget that your watching woody allen be himself i say give it a chance because you just might like it ,1
ok so this film may not have won any oscars but it is not a bad film the original d o a is undoubtedly a better film but that does not mean this film is bad br br the film stars dennis quaid in one of his early roles when he was first becoming really famous after the right stuff made him a star and a very lovely looking meg ryan when she was still now quite famous br br this is more of an update of the film rather than a remake since the setting is different and the characters too are different the plot is pretty much the same a man this time an english professor at the university of texas at austin is poisoned and he has only hours to find out who poisoned him and why meg ryan plays a young college student who tries to help him jane kaczmarek plays quaid s estranged wife in a low key but intense performance she steals every scene she is in daniel stern also in an early role before home alone made him famous plays quaid s colleague charlotte rampling is fine too in a supporting role br br the entire cast is top notch the film is stylish with a quick pace that keeps you guessing until the end br br i think this is a film that is certainly worth watching as a thriller and as a modern version of a classic film ,1
one of the best movie dramas i have ever seen we do a lot of acting in the church and this is one that can be used as a resource that highlights all the good things that actors can do in their work i highly recommend this one especially for those who have an interest in acting as a must see there are several scenes of note for one the graveyard scene when hamlet encounters yorick everyone knows about that scene by just going to elementary school and his interaction with the skull was extremely well done the logic used in this scene was tremendous i suppose a testament to shakespeare more than anything else for a second i very much enjoyed the scene where hamlet horatio and the character played by robin williams discussed the upcoming duel ,1
this film coincides with mike allred s comic book mini series red rocket seven and tells the story of an alien who escaped to earth to wait for astroesque which ties into the book of revelations and the apocylpse this is only part of a bigger story if the movie confuses you read rr too you can easily tell that allred is used to telling stories with pictures the direction is very good and the effects aren t bad for a budget unfortunately mike used many friends to play the roles and probably didn t have the heart to say that they couldn t act also mike is not showing his writing skills in this movie his dialouge spoon feeds the plot to you and doesn t let you enjoy the characters this was actually disappointing considering his tremendous writing ability shown in his comic books out of ,0
just how bad well compared to this movie cannibal holocaust is citizen kane there s the stilted acting the atrocious dialogue the half baked plot and like its companion piece way too much in the way of on screen animal slaughter that was actually done unlike holocaust ferox is a straight forward movie it doesn t pretend to be a pseudo documentary in some ways that helps the production in that the film is very sharp and crisp compared to holocaust s graininess unfortunately we are once again given a group of people who are morally reprehensible they torture the natives and essentially bring everything that they get upon themselves there s really nothing in this film that makes it worth your while i was fairly lenient with my review of holocaust due to some actual attempt at a statement and style but in ferox s case there is no reason to watch this unless you solely get off on blood and gore ,0
as salinger s a perfect day for bananafish ends with the suicide of a prodigy this movie opens with the death of the star high school swimmer legend matt who shoots himself in the head with a revolver after in the opening scene but the death of matt travis serves as a key to unlock the door of another prodigy his brother tim who never in his life seriously bothered with the question what am i going to do br br when he finds his brother dead his head broken like a dropped watermelon the travis family starts vomiting out its secrets one by one the film focuses on tim he is a victim of bullying domestic abuse family alienation heartbreak issues of sexuality and friendship br br tim reveals his wounds by physical bruises but these are not the only injuries to his person as we slowly come to realize as the script painfully unveils the origins and outcome of tim scars everyone who loves him hurts him hirsch plays out the character quite well revealing frame after frame in the visual expression of his body a host of conflicting emotions inside the soul of a kid whom no one seems to listen to or know very well unknowing and unaware of his depth of soul and prodigious talent br br two siblings sharing a doobie curled up on a red spinnable playground saucer tim asks penny what am i going to do with the rest of my life the scene is framed in a familiar recurring image of the film the comfortable playground where tim obviously feels at home filmed from a bird s eye view because with every character tim feels comfortable to share a part of himself and we view these intimate moments he shares in the red spinnable playground saucer complete with childish graffiti carved in pencil from above after advising him curtly to pass the joint penny tells him tim well the secret to the success of life is to find something you love and you have to do that for the rest of your life and you better hope to hell that you re good at it because if you re not then you ll probably fail this simple line of advice from penny serves as the movie s central theme the responsibility of talent and the possibility of failure why does one person have a talent he cannot stand like matt who hated the attention his swimming fame brought but no one notices tim s talent – no one – because no one bothers to ask him not even us the film makes us aware that we ourselves do not know tim as well as we thought we did when we first meet this handsome sad guy in our intimate understanding of tim as it progresses we are reminded that not everyone is as they seem to be this is the other side of the film the failure of those who should – parents friends teachers – whoever – to notice and see the gifts of the people they claim to love not even his mother sandy played by sigourney weaver sees tim s gift despite her love for her son weaver does a deft job of a middle aged woman grappling with her own inner demons as she haphazardly tries to play the roles of domesticity and support when tim is found to be bullied at school she storms the boy s trailer threatening his life you can tease torture punch drive drunk with me i can forgive you hell i can understand it i m a good christian you know i can forgive and forget but you mess with my kid and may god himself descend from heaven to protect you because as long as i live – and i will outlive you all – i will wake up and go to sleep at night just dreaming of ways to make your petty insignificant lives into hell on earth after flicking a paper cup into the mother s face she looks around the trailer and looking at them both the kid and his stunned mother comments nice trailer and leaves as quickly as she came weaver scores in her ability to match gusto with visceral wit that is acid and witty and tim s father played by jeff daniels is blind to who his son is treating him like a stranger not telling his family that he took time off from the office spending his days in the city park listless a carved out soul and sleeping in matt s bed tucked in with his high school letter jacket jeff daniels does a superb job of making us believe that he can be both a bastard and lovable because we grow to see that even an inept father can show his love for his son in an emotional scene tim confronts his father just when you think his dad is going to hit him he grabs for him to embrace him not letting him go he tells tim i am your father and you re are my son and i m here okay but you ve gotta talk to me i don t know how to do this by myself it is here at this moment in the film that a father tells his son you have to tell me what s going on inside of you you have to tell me who you are i want to know who you are it is in this scene that the film reaches a cathartic moment the visual movement from tim angry and alone to his father embracing him as he breaks downs and weeps revealing the emotions hidden beneath his shell tim experiences this moment of cleansing with his dad as a catharsis especially when you consider the mistreatment manipulation disregard violence and betrayal he has been dealt in the long year the film encompasses i recommend this film ,1
nathan detroit frank sinatra is the manager of the new york s longest established floating craps game and he needs to secure a new location confident of his odds he bets the city s highest roller sky masterson marlon brando that he can t woo uptight missionary sarah brown jean simmons guys and dolls is such a great musical because it deftly blends the contrasting styles of film and stage during a dazzling opening sequence crowds of pedestrians move in rhythm stopping and starting as though responding to backstage cues even the walking movements themselves are stylised and angular halfway between a walk and a dance mankiewicz s new york city is a glittering flurry of art deco colour and movement a fantasy world so completely removed from reality that even the business of underground gambling and criminal thuggery seems perfectly genial br br as i write this review i ve just received word that jean simmons has passed away age this unbelievably was the first time i d seen her in a film yet she dazzled me from the beginning her idealistic and sexually repressed sarah comes out of her shell following an alcohol binge in havana letting loose with an adorably playful rendition of if i were a bell even though both simmons and brando were non singers producer sam goldwyn decided not to dub their vocals contending that maybe you don t sound so good but at least it s you despite goldwyn s backhanded confidence the pair both do well to carry entire musical numbers themselves simmons suggests the same child like liveliness that audrey hepburn might have brought to the role and brando exudes such self assurance and charisma that it doesn t matter that his singing voice isn t quite there ,1
there are no saving graces in this dreadful stagey boring snooze fest which brings to mind the ransom of red chief br br even though there are some big stars in this film the acting is almost uniformly terrible br br glenn ford normally a laid back kind of guy hams it up with forced emotion br br donna reed is so over the top as to prove laughable br br leslie nielson is woefully miscast and is terrible br br the son is such a repulsive little brat i found myself rooting for the kidnappers br br the only decent performance in this mish mash is the relatively minor role of the butler br br perhaps i m being too harsh on the actors after all all they did were to read the lines given them in the script ah the script that turgid piece of contrived dreck that would like to tug on your heart strings but merely turns your stomach ,0
this movie is not as good as all the movies of christ i ve ever seen and i m quite amazed that in this story pilate wants to finish jesus when the scriptures as well the other movies state differently it lacks also a very important issue the resurrection none of the other movies skip this very important part the faith of all of us christians lies in this very event as paul says in one of his letters if christ did not rise from the dead our faith is vain a very impressive scene for me in this movie was seeing on the streets the remains of the palms that were used when jesus entered jerusalem br br finally and in opposition to my jewish co commentator jesus was not a myth and as a matter of fact he was also a jew there are plenty of documents relgious and secular that prove the existence of this extraordinary man or should i said god become a man that indeed changed mankind i strongly advise him given he is a historian to read about flavius josephus the most brilliant jewish commentator of the st century ,0
taylor hackford wanted to make this movie for years and finally found jamie foxx to play the title role foxx is amazing in his portrayal of ray charles from an interview i saw with foxx he met charles several times and the two of them also played piano together foxx had piano lessons as a young child and actually played piano in all his scenes i didn t see charles live until his later years so it was great to get a perspective on how his career developed i hope foxx gets nominated for the best actor oscar as he certainly deserves it the music also is incredible it really showcases the breadth of charles music from country to blues and everything in between the movie also gives an unblemished account of ray charles life from the many women he had relationships with to his drug habit and the consequences of that ,1
unimaginably stupid redundant and humiliating closure to the nightmare on elm street series part is so incompetent that it looks like director rachel talalay intentionally wanted to turn wes craven s initial premise into one big bad and tasteless joke this isn t just the worst entry in the elm street saga it s also one of the most embarrassing horror movies ever made and it downright offends fans of the genre the story is dumb the character drawings are ridiculous the structure is all murky and – most of all – the special and visual effects resemble those of a tom jerry cartoon the sequences in which freddy krueger murders his victims are endless and very uninteresting were we supposed to be petrified when a jabbering freddy turned breckin meyer into a video game character and pogo sticked him around the walls of a house the story takes us back to springwood and it appears that freddy all of a sudden has a middle aged daughter you d think he would mention that in one of his previous adventures but no there s only one teenage survivor in springwood and krueger uses him to get into contact with his long lost daughter another reason why this final installment is so awful is the completely illogical structure the john doe boy is introduced as the leading character but then all of a sudden he dies and the plot continues to revolve on two adults how about that freddy krueger who spent five entire films killing nothing but teenagers eventually gets beaten by two adults wearing d glasses sort of like ruins the whole essence doesn t it as far as i m concerned nightmare on elm street has always been a dreadfully overrated series but up until now even the weakest entries had at least some redeeming elements freddy s dead however is simply unendurable and nobody should waste his her precious time watching it ,0
i think that mario van peebles movie posse is a very important film it is an excellent entry point film to a side of history many are not aware of this is a story of early black settlers cow boys and infantrymen returning from the spanish american war with a cache of gold the main character peebles is haunted by memories of his murdered father the racism applied to the new black settlers and infantryman is explored in this film with excellent casting including melvin van peebles marios father billy zane stephen baldwin and a wonderful performance by big daddy kane br br one senses that peeples strived to use as many notable black and some not so notable smile actors as possible perhaps too many some notable persons issac hayes pamela grier are only scene in cameo others briefly such as tone loc the sentiment and efforts of peebles efforts to expose these actors will be understood by some the large cast a feat for any director work well and do a good job of telling the story in the classic revenge and fight vs justice western br br most noteworthy was the wonderful narrative role of veteran actor woody strode from once upon a time in the west who s own life was a barrier breaker within the context of a previous era not yet completed faded from memory no other actor could have done this role better read the mini bio on woody strode here as a primer http imdb com name nm bio br br the film does a good job of balancing action with a bit of sardonic humour the dialog was excellent if a bit contemporary and as others have mentioned the profanity was not accurate to that period the sex scene was a bit much not really needed there are some historical inaccuracies such as the seeming electronic branding of the cattle etc but posse is a good effort to hopefully open the door for more historical and creative works reflective of other untold stories and events the actual photos of real cowboys at the end credits was very nice touch ,1
i can t disagree with a previous comment that driving lessons is more than a little twee but one man s indictment is another s endorsement i suppose in my book this film succeeds on pure charm no small feat in itself br br i can t help but wish the story was a little less conventional given the amount of acting talent in it but by the end the plot seems more like a backdrop for the character interactions anyway julie walters dame evie is a gloriously over the top and over the hill actress though evie hasn t had steady work in years it s unclear the last time she visited reality if ever think edina from abfab at at one point she is even forced to come to grips with her kitsch factor some may find her annoying but i think that s the point to emphasize just how much she pushes the reserved ben s rupert grint buttons to force him out of his shell ben is equally isolated from reality living his whole life under the thumb of his overly dependent mother who laura linney manages to breath some life into despite being a fairly one dimensional character ye olde overbearing religious mom i was rather impressed with rupert grint who i found to give a very honest and believable performance not to mention sweet as all get out i can t think of many teen actors today for whom i can say that br br the heart of the movie is what happens when ben and evie s worlds collide at first ben is understandably tentative but also intrigued as evie is essentially the exact opposite of everything he s ever known with the combination of evie s persistence and ben s helpful nature a genuine sweetness develops between them culminating in an unlikely road trip that gives ben his first real taste of independence br br the tone is consistently light even through a few brief melodramatic bits but there was still a surprising amount of emotional resonance a credit to the main actors all in all i d say that if you re willing to sit back and let yourself be charmed by some lovely performances driving lessons shouldn t disappoint however if cute is not in your movie vocabulary best to stay away br br one other minor note the soundtrack features the music of sufjan stevens prominently a nice touch ,1
the mother is one of those films that you know is good maybe even great but it is like eating vegetables or doing math homework is to a kid too much work and a whole lot of pain to get invested in br br the story is potentially distasteful in many ways the death of a character within the first half hour the december may romance the idea of a man cheating on his wife and then cheating on his lover with her mother the collection of weak and rather unpleasant thirty something characters the apparent indifference of the adults to the children in their lives this movie was made in the or but is a throw back to a collection of british usually made for tv movies from the late s it has a moral severity that never lets up which produces an enveloping throbbing angst br br the mother is flawless but that is in part the problem if a film dealing with so many sensitive issues has some flaws inconsistencies of script some lesser actors it takes the edge off but if such a film is so pitch perfect the experience of watching it is raw and painful even the technical qualities lighting editing etc make the viewer ache the london in this movie is bright and open filled with harsh cutting light br br if you are tough as nails or are one of those super sensitive people who likes to torture themselves with gut wrenching sad movies or novels then you will enjoy the mother anyone in between give it a miss or be prepared to squirm and be warned as tough as the movie is from beginning to near end the worst is to come br br toward the end of the movie the mother asks her daughter what she can do to make up for it for having slept with her boyfriend and the daughter calmly says that she has thought about it and would like to hit her the mother agrees to this they both stand up and instead of a well primed slap the daughter clenches her fist and delivers a boxer s blow argh ,1
the premise of this movie of a comedian talk show host running for president as an independent just to shake things up is funny entertaining brilliant and even a bit inspiring thought about the west wing debate when tom dobbs leaves his podium thought about steven colbert announcing his candidacy good times the first minutes of this movie are therefore very very entertaining the debate especially when he eventually get s elected it s a pity that is because of a computer glitch you d want him to win fair although that is unrealistic br br but after that this movie goes completely downhill i thought we d get a great movie like dave in which we see how it would out if a comedian actually ran the country instead the movie turns from comedy into a thriller a romantic comedy and a drama and does none good the computer glitch becomes the main storyline which really sucks boy is this disappointing i give it stars just for the premise and because i actually managed to watch this movie from start to end without stopping it which is usually a good thing with me ,0
this film may have been the biggest let down i ve experienced in renting movies based on imdb reviews overall i simply found this to be a second rate movie br br leslie cheung is certainly passable as the antihero and ma wu handles his character with cheerful competence on the other hand ma wu s makeup facial hair is so obviously phony that i simply could not take him seriously he looked like an overweight teenager dressed up for halloween complete with the stick on beard br br the special effects were so so though the undead in the cellar were pretty good the tree tongue looked like something from a bad s monster flick though the pov shots from the tongue s view more closely resembled sam raimi s trademark shots in the more recent evil dead trilogy the pyrotechnics were ho hum and the final battle is about as dull as you can get in fact it most closely reminded me of the lost in space episode where the robinsons are caught in a sandstorm and br br the plot was not particularly original and has been told countless times in the form of european fairy tales there was no suspense and no plot twists in fact you know right away as you are introduced to the characters who is good who is bad and who is going to survive br br i just returned this film to netflix and then i sat down to write this review the very first thing i did was check the production date yep it says not the that i thought it might be and that pretty much sums it up the production values and fx are typical of the s the plot and action seem much older as hollywood was actually producing some interesting and challenging films in the s br br out of ,0
this movie will not be considered for an academy award but if you enjoy a movie that doesn t take itself seriously and just wants the viewer to enjoy for ninety mins it is not a disappointment you ll enjoy a send up of darth vader for the villain the breather a female batman for the heroine but much cuter with much less costume and a running joke that involves cigarettes and the police captain that s very funny not by any means a great cinematic achievement but if you enjoy campy fun it was worth a viewing god help me i liked it ,1
one of the most beautiful movies ever made in ex yu story is very familiar to people in ex yul because generation after war used to live in the same way people in the west cant imagine how political situation in our country affect people the plot is in the when josip broz tito said no to the sssr and politbiro and because of that our borders becomes open for western influence but in a country were people didn t had much money jeans was only ideal and friendship was everything the friendship between for young people an a girl was so strong that after years of their emigration from yu is still alive they get together after all this years on ester s funeral and they start to remember of their childhood before their went to the emigration and become successful people ,1
some movies are repellent but still fascinating pulp fiction others are simply boring this movie has an almost unique feature of being both utterly repellent and totally boring by the end i didn t care about any of the characters i just wanted all of them dead so i could get out of the theatre ,0
 br br upon concluding my viewing of trance or the eternal or whatever the producers are calling this film i wondered to myself out of all of the bad movies i could have seen couldn t i have at least seen one that was entertaining even if a film is not well made in terms of acting directing writing or what have you it can at least be fun and therefore worthwhile but not only is this film bad in artistic value it s incredibly boring for a plot of such thinness it moves awfully slowly with little dramatic tension at the very least in a low brow attempt at entertainment the deaths of the characters could have been cool and or gory but the creators of this dreck failed in that department as well br br what does this movie have going for it pretty much nothing unless you get entertainment out of watching christopher walken who is capable of being brilliant put so little effort into his acting that he falls into self parody mode why did he decide to do this film anyway br br i give this film because god help us there actually have been worse movies made before ,0
as seems to be the general gist of these comments the film has some stunning animation i watched it on blu ray but it really falls short of any real depth br br firstly the characters are all pretty dull i got a hint of a kind of laputa situation between agito toola and the main antagonist shunack however maybe my mind wanderd and this was wishful thinking laputa being my favourite animé original engilsh dub the characters are not really lovable either and as mentioned in another post they fall in love exceptionally quickly leaving poor old minka jealous and rejected she loves agito who seems oblivious of this however she promptly seems to forgive toola at the end with no explanation for the change of heart other than it makes the ending a little bit more happy br br there is also a serious lack of explanation like who are the druids really are they people and who are the weird women girls who seem to hang out with them and run the forest there is nothing explaining why they are there and how they can give regular humans superpowers the plants coming from the moon still does not fill in the blanks about this it is almost like a weird version of the day of the triffids br br and who does call toola why bother with this if it wont be explained br br i really wanted to like this film but i found the plot no where near as deep as a film like ghost in the shell or having any real character like those of miyazaki i do not resent watching it but i do sort of wish i hadn t bought it my advice give it a go if you have a couple of hours to spare but borrow it or buy it cheap perhaps if your new to animé films and don t have much to go by you will enjoy it it certainly is visually pleasing ,0
the movie that i am going to review is a little television movie made in and it starred melissa joan hart and daniel baldwin br br the main protagonist antagonist jennifer stanton hart is a typical all american teenager who is feeling the pressure of having such a controlling father baldwin however when she meets an ex con called nick ryan jeremy jordan never been kissed they instantly fall for each other but jennifer has a different idea on where to take their relationship she manipulates him to kill her parents to protect their love but she just used him to get rid of her parents so she can be with brad david lascher future sabrina cast mate for hart melissa joan hart actually really surprised me with her role as an evil manipulator and she carries the movie well by using her friends and nick so she can literally get away with murder the rest of the supporting cast work well and they each hold their own when they have screen time i also found it interesting that this film was made and released the same year hart began portrayed sabrina the teenage witch and this shows she can act in my genres of film and television br br although the film has dated somewhat it stills stands out as some of her best work that involves drama or thriller and i am looking forward to nine dead that comes out in november because it shows she can seen as other people that are not called clarissa darling or sabrina spellman br br i recommend this film to anyone that is a fan of melissa joan hart or sabrina you can watch this on the internet so i suggest check it out ,1
if you want to see what could be classed as the stage version of gypsy this is the film for you br br if you enjoy ed listing to the merman recording of gypsy then you really enjoy watching midler as gypsy s mother rose it s my opinion that midler has the volume vibrato and presents that merman once had br br it s not often these days when listening to update versions of musicals that i get that tingling sensation that makes the hair on my neck tingle but bette midler certainly shows her talents in this movie see how you like them apples br br i know you may not like it but for me ms midler is the definitive gypsy ,1
 dead letter office is a low budget film about a couple of employees of the australian postal service struggling to rebuild their damaged lives unfortunately the acting is poor and the links between the characters past misfortunes and present mindsets are clumsily and over schematically represented what s most disappointing of all however is the portrayal is life in the office of the film s title there s no mechanisation whatsoever and it s quite impossible to ascertain what any of the staff really do for a living granted part of the plot is that the office is threatened with closure but this sort of office surely closed in the s if it ever truly existed it s a shame as the film s overall tone is poignant and wry and there s some promise in the scenario but few of the details convince overall it feels the work of someone who hasn t actually experienced much of real life a student film with a concept and an outline but sadly little else ,0
having grown up in texas and less than miles from what used to be gilley s i can tell you that this movie is nauseating the majority of texans do not live like this movie indicates the plot is weak and the fake accents are amusing and it reinforces the stereotypical image that all texans are beer drinking honky tonkin rednecks the horribly fake texas accents is what kills it for me true there is a certain texas twang to most texans accents but these people overdo it you can t get someone from new jersey and ohio to do texas accents it just doesn t work john travolta should have stuck to disco dancing or the s debra winger was more convincing as wonder girl than she is as a texan ,0
mel welles you might remember him as mr mushnick in roger corman s little shop of horrors directs this somewhat interesting yet wholly twisted tale of dr frankenstein s daughter carrying on her father s work after his death and creating a creature not for its intellectual ability or its likelihood to be do good but rather for its sex appeal you see tania frankenstein though a doctor and scientist in her own right is concerned with really nothing more than satiating her primal desires for the stable boy and making some super sex slave by using his body with the excellent brain of a man she does not love the story is tissue thin here and one gets what one might expect lots of leering and suggestive comments surprisingly most from the female lead special effects that are not so special acting that lacks depth of characterization and not really much action or suspense and while this film is almost barren in regards to good storytelling lady frankenstein does oddly have some aspects which make it watchable not highly watchable but watchable nonetheless italian actress rosalba neri aka sara bay bey plays the baron s daughter with some aplomb and lots and lots of sex appeal she oozes desire and seduction quite well her performance is pretty one dimensional but she is quite lovely and plays over the top a little too well she is also very open with her performance if you catch my drift poor joseph cotten now regulated to european horror films for money plays the father in a brief yet competent performance he is the star attraction but gone before the film really kicks into a gear as for the rest of the cast paul muller is somewhat effective as dr charles marshall the baron s assistant and an admirer of the daughter for some time as crimes and missing persons begin to unfold in the village policeman i wasn t buying this mickey hargitay starts to pump tania for answers despite what you might think not to her satisfaction where the movie really loses credibility is in the final third of the film where the suspect script weak performances and lackluster direction all head further south the creature is revealed and looks quite ridiculous the film ends somewhat abruptly with one of the hasty resolutions very common in the s while not nearly as bad and repulsive as some might want you to think lady frankenstein is indeed a very flawed film with some perverse albeit intriguing overtones ,0
dr sayer philippe leroy a wealthy physician with psychological issues regarding the opposite sex kidnaps an employee maria dagmar lassander a free thinking liberal woman who believes men must be the ones fixed instead of females sayer retreats to his palatial estate running maria through a humiliating series of mind games threatening to molest and kill her sayer s desire it seems is to dominate her body mind and soul making her his sexual slave obeying his commands adhering to his every wish and whim after resistance at first maria slowly teeters towards his objective but has plans of her own she says she wishes to help sayer relinquish his sadistic behavior towards women so that he could love and not feel such yearning desires to harm it seems that sayer has her under his grip agreeing to certain rather embarrassing scenarios such as lotioning his toes making love to a blow up doll which is a recreation of himself often spending time topless and even getting hosed down when she slaps him hard across the face bringing blood from his nose which almost break her but something happens as the troubled doctor slowly falls in love with maria and through what appears to be a desperate attempt to end the madness maria gains an upper hand toying with sayer s lust for her body br br more of a battle of wills a kind of sexual warfare where it seems one is in charge when in fact the other truly has the upper hand through a great deal of the film sayer mistreats maria forcing her it seems to submit to his series of psychological games of a sexual nature her attempts to escape fail because his home is such a well designed fortress it s a typical european art deco kind of palace fashioned and orchestrated by a man who has kept to this weekend retreat of his for quite a spell it features walls and doors opening at his command with an area quarantined off for his victims but once maria seemingly downs a bottle of pills as a result of her anguish at his hands the tables are turned and she has him where she wants him he finds that he actually craves her and maria uses this to her advantage playing hard to get when sayer wishes to embrace and ravage her and i could understand his frustration because she has this allure that can drive a man crazy br br i felt the film works ultimately as a war cry for women their empowerment and uprising against men who have the notion that they should always have control sexually and mentally the twist finalizes this ideal i couldn t swallow sayer s fate because of his rigorous cardiovascular activity and exercise regimen we see how he develops his toned athletic figure and how this regimen is part of the normal routine every weekend before the true mind games with his victim begin if he is so well fit and spends such time developing himself for the extracurricular activities which follow his regimen how could he suffer the fate which follows his finalizing the deal with maria at the end when she stops resisting his advances br br maria he would later admit is the first he s actually kidnapped others from the past call girls were paid for their services so that sayer could feel the power of dominating a woman even if it s all a fictitious charade brought about by a deeply troubled individual with an inability to connect with the opposite sex the spontaneous decision to do so to take a leap from the norm costs him more than he could ever know br br all this psycho sexual sub text is rather fascinating to see unravel but dagmar lassander such a yummy sex kitten was my reason for enjoying it so without her i couldn t have liked it as much because she s vital as a victim worth striving to obtain perhaps the film s highlight the delicious dance as lassander clothed in gauze unravels the wardrobe exposing her breasts to a jazzy score it s the kind of sexually seductive moment that makes your mouth water and forehead sweat dagmar lassander must ve been a joy for fashion designers because she wears those clothes so well she has this kind of cool a sophistication and screen presence along with her beauty and seductive powers dagmar transcends the part to create an iconic character which would define her career even if the film isn t well known i found about through word of mouth the provocative nature of the script and risqué subject matter might not appeal to certain crowds as it deals with sex and pain in many different forms the dialogue quite illustrative and elaborative at times i couldn t help but chuckle at sayer s comments towards an imprisoned maria regarding how he enjoys making women suffer and the thrill he gets at forcing them into a type of slavery in an attempt to make the words poetic it all feels rather hokey but dagmar is the real reason to see it and the film to me works at it s best as a fetish film a possible male fantasy with this seemingly prim and proper idealist captured and held against her will forced into a precarious situation her fate possibly at the mercy of a complex and possibly dangerous masochist her submission and how she reacts towards his aggressive behavior with her there are times where she unfolds to a wavering desire to embrace him unveiling a possible attraction towards him which in itself might startle some who watch it are among the most fascinating highlights of this exploitation feature my other favorite scene besides the dance is the piano concerto with sayer fondling maria as she plays a soothing melody ,1
i remember vacationing in florida when this movie aired i had set up my vcr to record it the anticipation was killing me i had known about the movie ever since it was announced some half a year earlier we came back from florida days after the movie aired and i immediately watched it i tried as hard as i could to like it but i didn t br br i am a huge stooges fan and as such i know quite a bit about them so it wasn t like i was expecting to learn anything from the movie and i didn t i was more interested with the portrayals and seeing how accurate their information was there were many things wrong with this film the actors the script the reenactments all could have been much better br br paul ben victor is a tremendously talented actor but let s face facts moe howard was way out of his reach he doesn t look like him he doesn t sound like him and thus he can t act like him michael chiklis is also very talented but his portrayal of curly didn t quite score with me although when curly becomes ill he did very well at that john kassir s portrayal of shemp could ve been rehearsed better it was more of a bad impression than a portrayal worst of all was joe besser they made him skinny and more annoying than he really was it was just plain laziness i don t like the joe shorts because as the movie illustrates he hardly ever got hit but he wasn t that annoying and definately wasn t that thin the best performance belongs to evan handler he had the most accurate stooge portrayal the problem with larry s character his hair is way too frizzy and way too red i know that s too technical so i won t count that on my list of why i didn t like this movie br br back to shemp who just so happens to be my favorite stooge he is written as a whining quivering chicken true he had many phobias but he wasn t that bad he didn t leave the group initially because he was afraid of ted healy although he didn t like him shemp left because he received an offer from another studio that he simply couldn t turn down instead of the truth this movie chooses to make him wet the bed on larry no less run into a closet and shamefully bow out of the group another problem is that shemp made nearly as many columbia shorts as curly did as a stooge but only one fright night which was his first short is shown his career was almost completely ignored plus lousy editing caused a terrible and most unforgivable error shemp was born in early and died in late that would make him how old at death well here s a hint it s not as the movie states br br now for the writing which i think was flawed only because this movie was rushed out some of the lines are dumb and could be developed and or introduced much better than they were the one line that really got me was at the very end of the film when moe is showing the promoter how the eyepoke is done br br that s how we do it make contact with the brow bone not the eyes looks real on film though this line was poorly written and poorly placed in the film it s meant to be one of those lines that make the audience say oh in amazement and i m sure it did with some people but the very end of the movie was not the place for this line a better place you ask how about when they show up at columbia for the first time and are introduced to the sound effects machine i know initially there was no sound for the eyepoke but moe for instance could have said what about this and eyepokes curly or larry jules white then says are you okay or how d you do that there were a lot of misplaced lines in this film which is a clear sign that the script was rushed out another one involves the origin of the name shemp although that one isn t as bad and so i will let that one slide br br what does this film do well it illustrates how the stooges were screwed by columbia which they were i m not sure if moe was an errand boy but that was the kind of dramatization stuff that is meant to get the viewer sympathizing with them i know this film was a dramatization i know not everything is going to be crisp and clean and absolutely perfect however some of the stuff they made up and the real stuff that they ignored were in serious conflict with each other for instance curly s stroke is not even close to the way it happened in real life i know i know dramatization but the purpose of dramatizations is to make real events more dramatic curly s stroke in real life is more dramatic than what they showed in the movie here s what really happened curly was sitting in a chair off screen while a scene was being shot they called him for the final pie fight scene but there was no response moe went to go get him and discovered his little brother head slumped half paralyzed unable to speak and tears streaming down his face moe then said babe and tried to help him out of his chair poor curly drops to his knees then the ambulance was called br br all in all this movie wasn t terrible but it certainly wasn t good or even ok this film portrays the stooges helplessly and inaccurately and sometimes goes overboard with dramatizations there is a very very long list of inaccuracies in this film if you don t believe me check out a fella named stooge s list at the threestooges com news forum it is about a page and a half long some things in the movie i can let slide but others were unforgivable the three stooges were geniuses and a lot of today s comedy is based off of what they did don t believe me check out the simpsons and more so ren stimpy but this film fails to capture their genius it more so inaccurately captures their hardships which is important but if the title of the film is gonna be the three stooges it has to portray their ingenuity and originality more than anything ,0
you can see that if the flick ain t directed by his brother this is the best he can do and sad to say his best just doesn t cut it ice cream man is a very bizarre horror film that s a real blast to watch if you re in the right mood in the wrong mood it has been known to cause people to lash out violently at loved ones so please watch with caution br br clint howard stars does anything really star clint howard though as the evil psychotic bizarre yes all in quotes he s not quite any of these but he s getting close ice cream man who tortures the local children with bomb pops that are really melty and ice cream that has chopped up humans and dogs in them ick br br anyway the plot s really just an excuse to show of the well the um well it s a plot oh wait i know it s an excuse to show off all the loser actor cameos there s jan michael vincent and lee majors ii the sequel as cops tracking the elusive man o ice cream and even doug lleyweln appears as a supermarket clerk br br even better than that are some of the bizarre goofs in the film i really like the fact that for some reason instead of hiring a fat actor to play the unhappy fat kid of the group they just make this one kid wearing padding under his clothes and the entire premise that anyone would by scoops of ice cream from a ice cream man who buys ice cream scoops from the ice cream man then there s the entire psychiatric ward scene in which jan michael vincent s acting ranges from mildly interested to bored beyond the state of consciousness these are the cops who also scour the ice cream man s place for clues but manage to complete gloss over the ice cream truck where of course the various bodies and such are kept oh well better luck next time troops br br howard himself overacts like he s making sure people two towns over can see and hear him it s all just plain dumb and fairly fun to laugh at in the fine tradition of the pumaman or gymkata you ll have a good laugh with the right sense of humor i love that one br br ,0
the story would never win awards but that s not what it s about the script was just entertaining and suspenseful enough to make room for the incredibly choreographed fight scenes who needs a story with fighting like that really it s worth watching for that reason alone if you can handle the gore of which there is a lot none of it done realistically enough to be tough to look at i gave it a ,1
i must admit i burst out laughing when i saw one reviewer compare this to lotr well yes if you exclude the dwarfs the cast of thousands the great special effects the big battles the strong characterization the decent plot the good acting the classy direction and everything else which leaves you with the walking and boy does this film do walking if mr piano had his way this would probably be an uninterrupted three hours of hardcore walking through the wisconsin countryside but every minutes or so these pesky martians pop up for a few seconds to interrupt him before he goes for another bit of a ramble you ve never seen so much walking in a movie if this really had a m budget most of it must have gone on mr piano s shoes because he had to get through plenty of pairs with all the walking he does which explains why there s no money left for decent effects a decent video camera or proper actors honestly it s like watching some bizarre fetish video for people with a thing about going for long walks in period costumes even on fast forward this is a looonnnggg walk br br as for the sci fi stuff i think it was a mistake to put martians in the film they only get in the way of the walking which is clearly much more interesting to the director than the story br br i wonder how much mr piano charges to walk dogs ,0
like the previous poster i am from northern vermont and i was inclined to like this film however not since red zone cuba have i seen such a confusing plot the things the people to bootleg make no sense two of the gang paddle across the border send a second party across in a car uhm why then they meet two others and drive up at night in to the bad guy s hideout in a luxury packard wouldn t just two people in a flatbed truck make more sense then parked outside the garage that holds the targeted hooch the four fall asleep when they waken in the morning and and start hauling the whiskey out of course they re spotted and shot at losing some of their precious cargo in the process then two of the smugglers put the whiskey in a boat and float it over the border again why i am told by someone whose great uncle really did smuggle in the area all one needed was to drive a vehicle that could outrun than the u s canada border patrol which back then had a fraction of the resources it has now br br and don t get me started on the last half hour which made no sense whatsoever br br the only good thing i can say about the film is that kris kristopherson has actually grown some charisma with the years ,0
 the omen the awakening is a made for television sequel to the original the omen film instead of satan possessing the body of a little boy he possesses the body of a little girl adopted by rich parents who is bullied at school and who ends up getting revenge against those who do her wrong the film seems to struggle with any horror factor and a lot of the events that happen are simply silly rather than particularly frightening and it is difficult to believe that this little girl is satan even with all of the events that surround it i just did not find this film very suspenseful or frightening particularly when compared to the original ,0
footprints is a very interesting movie that is somewhat difficult to categorize psychological thriller is the most appropriate description i can think of the female protagonist alice cespi discovers that she doesn t remember anything of the last three days the only clue she has is a torn photo of a hotel she is also haunted by a recurring very vivid dream about a science fiction movie that she believes she saw many years ago in her pursuit of the truth behind her amnesia she doesn t trust anyone but little by little it becomes obvious that she has visited the town where the hotel is located before this is an exciting flick whose main virtue is that it is virtually impossible to predict how the events will unfold and particularly how it will end the unusual loneliness of the main character and the unreliability of everyone else ensure that the good old paranoid feeling is present throughout the film whereas beautiful colors and some spectacularly filmed sequences make this a visually attractive movie as well the important part of the one and only nicoletta elmi everyone s all time favorite redheaded obnoxious child star of italian horror is an extra bonus ,1
it s utterly pointless to rate this film it s as if you would condemn or praise the newly born for his future life instead look at it as a powerful meditation at what could have been and what has been in the past years one hundred and eight years of the cinematograpy what has become of the babe i like to contemplate on what would have creatively happen if europe wasn t interrupted devastated twice by the great wars of the xxth century on her ruins the bogus neon castle of the non creative and reactionary circus named hollywood erected itself before french italian and scandinavian cinemas were leading the way both financially and of course creatively french film in particular was already threading some very original and creative pathways that could have if not interrupted possibly altered the medium history in some unimaginable ways one wonders what the film history would look like today if it wasn t stultified and choked by the mercantile and cheap political agenda of the hollywood s years of what chekhov might define as the reek of greed and harlotry be it as it might please at least become aware of la sortie as the key or at least one of them to the kingdom thus the birthplace of cinema lumiere brothers factory lyon france the date march th there s also a replica reel shoot in the summer of so if you notice summer lights and the workers lighter clothing that was the version shown to the very first people who ever saw the moving images louis lumiere creative ideas cinematography direction it was all louis own domain because auguste took care of the rest money first film reels were all fifty seconds long the camera le cinematograph the cameramen le cinematographer having only paltry fifty seconds to make things happen apparently le institute lumiere has managed to preserve around of these first films executed mostly by an industrious brigade of loumiere travelling cinematographers criss crossing the globe so all the stars in starry heavens and a minute of silence for perhaps the most magical invention in human history so far ,1
lexi befriends jennifer a thin intelligent girl at her new school lexi s parents have just split up soon jen tells lexi of her eating disorder and the two begin dieting and exercising together they both are in the school s volley ball team lexi s mum becomes aware of her daughter s illness as she is losing lots of weight lexi is admitted to hospital she is diagnosed with anorexia nervosa and is made to gain weight her father visits her in hospital and orders a feeding tube she is better and is allowed out of hospital and she tells her mum that jen has bulimia this leads to the two falling out as lexi s mum tells jen s mum her suspicions br br at a party jen is hit by a car and because her heart is weak it kills her lexi s condition worsens as she blames herself for her best friend s death ,1
i saw this movie about years ago and the memory of it still haunts me to this day i was fully aware at how awful it was supposed to be going into it so i have only myself to blame but like most i didn t believe all the negativity being a sandler fan it just seemed inconceivable one of his movies could really be that bad i figured it was just sandler haters i couldn t have been more wrong br br what we have here is a comedy that does not contain even second of anything funny that is actually quite an accomplish you d think in a minute comedy they might have accidentally stumbled upon something even remotely amusing but no it s just horrible it s not so bad it s good its just bad you cannot laugh at how bad it is you can only cry you wait patiently for a joke that will at least make you chuckle but they never come br br have you seen the movie the ring where the people watch a video tape and die days later if this movie was on the video tape people would die instantly by their own hand and there would be smile on their face as they realize their agony has ended and that would be the first smile since they pressed play br br you might be inclined to watch it just to see how bad it is unable to curb your curiosity don t please don t trust me i m doing you a favor there are types of people in the world those that think going overboard is the worst movie ever made and those that have not yet seen it ,0
a ragtag collection of western tourists in africa suffer the misfortune of their plane breaking down so they re compelled to hop on a bus to travel across the namibian desert to reach the nearest jumping off point back to civilization not surprisingly the driver s compass ends up not working and they find themselves way off course coming to a stop at a deserted ghost town that had been a barracks during the fighting in wwii they find some kerosene useless in terms of re filling the tank of their bus a storage room full of half poisoned carrots in tin cans and a native hermit who views them with indifference the one fellow amongst them who appears to have something on the ball in terms of survivalist techniques goes off to get help they are to remove the tires from the bus and burn them if he s not back in five days hopefully someone will see the black smoke br br does this sound interesting well sure even if it sounds a lot like the flight of the phoenix or any number of films in the deserted island genre which is why it s surprising that the king is alive is number if anyone is still counting in the ongoing dogma series which if i remember that ridiculous dogma vow of chastity correctly proclaimed that genre films are strictly verboten oops well anyway you can tell it s gonna try and be all arty and stuff in order to compensate for the fact that it s a genre flick yep it doesn t take long for one member of the group a wizened old stage actor to start scribbling down from memory the various roles from king lear on well rolls of paper the idea is that performing the play will help while away the time all of which really goes against the absconded survivalist s advice to stay optimistic didn t the old actor ever do a dinner theater performance of the odd couple just once in his life quite apart from such an activity being a colossal waste of precious time and energy br br this movie is so bad i really don t know how to continue it s so monumentally stupid so full of absurd situations and characters that it beggars rational criticism it may be a timely moment to offer full disclosure i despise this so called danish film movement to an almost irrational degree i think my face even turns slightly red at the mere mention of dogma first of all if the name of your movement has the word dogma in the title you ve already lost me secondly in this particular instance the movement s insistence on the abnegation of individual artistic achievement is a recipe for arch hypocrisy when you consider that the filmmakers here are plundering one of the greatest works of the greatest individual writer who ever lived but doubtless the dogma crowd believes the works of shakespeare were actually penned by a consortium of elizabethan bigwigs like the earl of oxford francis bacon walter raleigh and the queen herself br br hell i may have forgiven the whole enterprise if it had played the scenario for farcical purposes attacking the precious dogma now that would be subversive but the movie takes itself very seriously and soon devolves into the clichés attendant upon the genre in which it unmistakably belongs people turning against each other the men growing beards the inevitable deaths of a few of the principal actors all with a straight face is this the promised end well not quite we also have to endure the abysmal transfer of dv for this is another rule in the dogma vow of chastity hand held digital video only some friendly advice to the danes your movement is in trouble when your finished product has worse visual quality than an average high school graduation home video professionalism belongs in an artist s bag of tricks right alongside his own individuality artisan and artist are kindred words mr von trier not every jackass with a hand held can be a filmmaker pass it on and by the way allow your dogma directors to be credited for their films while you re at it the fact that the writer of the king is alive receives credit while the guy or girl actually filming it doesn t is just a wee bit hypocritical br br contemptible star out of ,0
was this based on a comic book a video game a drawing by a year old br br there is nothing in this movie to be taken seriously at all not the characters not the dialog not the plot not the action nothing we have high tech international terrorists criminals who bicker like pre school kids stallone s man of steel type resilience towards ice cold weather dialog so dumb that it s sometimes almost hilarious and so on even the codename that the bad guys use is dumb tango tango a film that entertains through some suspense good action sequences and a nice snowy mountainous setting oh yes and the unintentional humour br br the film opens with some truly bad and unconvincing gay banter between our go lucky and happy characters who are obviously having a swell time then comes a sweat inducing failed rescue part which should make anyone with fear of heights problems want to pull their hair out and then we have some more bad dialog and after that some more great action this is the rhythm of the film in a nutshell br br stallone s melodramatic exchange with turner when they meet after a long time is so soapy so clichéd so fake and so bad that it should force a chuckle out of any self respecting viewer soon after this display of awful dialog writing we are witnesses to a spectacular and excellently shot hijack of an airplane the entire action is one big absurdity but it s mindless fun at its best although the rest of the action is exciting and fun the airplane scenes are truly the highlight of the film after the landing our master criminals seek for a guide and end up with stallone and rooker they send stallone to fetch the first case of money but somehow they do everything to make it as difficult as possible for him to reach it they take most of his clothes off so he can freeze and they won t give him the equipment he needs so he can fall off do these gangsters want their money fetched or not very silly apparently they don t trust stallone but surely they know that they can always black mail him by using rooker as a hostage nevertheless our gangsters make stallone s climb difficult if for no logical reasons then to at least show us how truly evil they are lest there be any doubts and for those who might still doubt how evil the bad guys are they overact brag and snicker in a truly evil manner everyone convinced good you d better be otherwise the writers will throw in a mass execution of twenty school children just to make sure that the evilness of the bad guys is crystal clear to everyone br br the old guy who flies the chopper how the hell did he fall for the trap firstly he must have been warned by the mtv airhead about the criminals and secondly he must have heard stallone s and rooker s voices on the walkie talkies a whole bunch of idiotic verbal exchanges take place with lithgow having the questionable honour of getting most of the silly lines get off my back lithgow i haven t even started climbing on your back or lithgow to stallone we had a deal but now we only have each other and as for lithgow s gang of murderers these guys never seem to want to kill immediately they are very creative about it they philosophize pretend that they are playing football with your body and so on br br stallone co wrote this thing i have no idea what drugs he was on when he did it i d hate to think the script is this bad because of a low i q ,1
this is the only pauly shore movie you should ever see o k it s the only one i ve ever seen and i think i ve made good choices i normally find shore s shtick kind of tired but he is very funny in this movie actually the script is pretty funny and shore doesn t overwhelm the other actors with his what do you call it tomfoolery anyway this is a funny if ultimately forgettable film frink ,1
first off this film has no story it s obvious there were a lot of rewrites during production sometimes characters reference a timeline that is impossible and this is probably because the timeline of the entire story was never known to anyone on the set br br that said the film is kinda brilliant pfeiffer is amazing and i mean amazing as catwoman she nails the character s inherent sexy darkness and good bad tendencies walken is walken but even more nasty than usual devito is not true to the comic book when it comes to penguin but he is good and memorable br br keaton is underrated as batman br br and the music and style are pure cinema thrill true the rd act doesn t work but the final scenes are knockouts and it s clear pfeiffer and keaton were meant to be in a trilogy that got derailed by this film s kinky darkness that s too bad because pfieffer and keaton had classic chemistry and had they acted in a third installment joel you know who might not have gotten the chance to destroy batman for an entire generation of movie fans ,1
with all of the violence on tv and in the local news it is refreshing to have a show that has no violence or adult language yet is still entertaining my children look forward to watching with us every week each of us have a favorite chef and favorite judges we all enjoy elton brown we enjoy learning about the background of the main ingredient unique vegetables and seasonings we play along at home to guess who the winner will be br br it is a great hour of entertainment as well as informational best of all in our hussle bussle life it is an hour the family spends together ,1
best years of our lives perfectly captures the era of my youth and the feelings of that time the cast was uniformly wonderful this was possibly dana andrews best role of his career and he should also have been nominated for an academy award there are so many wonderful scenes in this movie it is almost impossible to list them all the cinematography is among the best of any film this movie is a time capsule of what is was like in the s a must see movie for any true movie fan some critics have said this movie has aged i disagree the theme of human desires is timeless and the obstacles faced by veterans returning from war will always be with us this is just a great movie one that can be watched over and over again ,1
unhinged was part of the video nasty censorship film selection that the uk built up in the s keeps the gory stuff out of the hands of children don t you know it must have left many wondering what the fuss was all about by today s standard unhinged is a tame little fairy tale br br girls are off to a jazz concert and right away you know the body count is going to be quite low they get lost in the woods wind up getting in a car accident that looks so fake it s laughable they are picked up by some nearby residents that live in the woods in a creepy house one of the girls is seriously injured and has to stay upstairs then there s talking talking about why the girls are here and how they must be to dinner on time because mother doesn t like it when someone is late and more talking yakkity yak some suspense is built as a crazy guy is walking around and harassing the girls and someone s eyeball is looking through holes in the walls at the pretty girls in something that looks like hitchcock s psycho i digress because there is so much blah blah in this film that you wonder when the killings are going to start in fact one of the girls gets so bored out of her mind that she walks in the woods alone looking for the town smart move she probably knew about the lonely virgin walking alone in the woods part but just didn t care more talk continues after this as we wait wait and wait some more until the next girl may or may not be killed br br and then there s the twist ending the expected unexpected for some viewers for others a real gotcha quite possibly the only reason why someone would really want to watch this i don t care how twisted it is nothing in this movie makes up for the most boring time i had watching it even with the minor impact of the ending the director just didn t have what it takes to really deliver a good story with it it would have made a much better minute hour tv episode on say tales from the darkside br br if you really must get this for any reason perhaps just to say you ve watched every slasher movie do yourself a favor and have the fast forward button ready since the movie has so many unimportant scenes just zoom through them and in no time you ll get to the wow that s what it was all this time ending oh and halfway through the movie there s a shower scene with girls showing boo bees horray for boo bees those beautiful buzzing honey making boo bees ,0
it is like what the title of this thread say only impression i got from that movie is that marlee matlin s character was always angry so cynical and so pathetic her character s first date with william hurt s character where they were dancing were dumb all in all i ve tried to finish watching the movie four times and of all four times i fell asleep i would keep watching that movie with one intention to beat my problem with insomnia because all it do is to put me to sleep sweet dream ,0
this wonderful film is a love story and shows that not all relationships are destined to last even so they can be great worth the pain suffering of breakup br br director pieter verhoeff gives us an insight of the period around the way society mis treats women and how a very strong woman nynke deals with with great costumes landscapes lovely music and good actors and acting this photoplay draws you in for the length of the movie br br at first the ending is a bit sudden a page describing the rest of her life scrolls on reflection this is a great the best way to have your own fantasy create the rest of her life br br this was the second movie for me that had people sit while the end titles scrolled by the first being schindler s list apparently the movie had this effect on everybody ,1
this movie could have been oh so much better it is a beautiful story set in very trying times and yet it was so poorly executed the leading actors have in the past done excellent jobs and for the most part they do an adequate job in this film although at times their dialogue seems stilted and forced the directing could have been more concise the bulk of the criticism should go to the writers who took a good story and made it tedious in short there are thousands of much better ways to spend hours ,0
the blob starts with one of the most bizarre theme songs ever sung by an uncredited burt bacharach of all people you really have to hear it to believe it the blob may be worth watching just for this song alone my user comment summary is just a little taste of the classy lyrics after this unnerving opening credits sequence the blob introduces us the viewer that is to steve andrews steve mcqueen as steven mcqueen his girlfriend jane martin aneta corsaut who are parked on their own somewhere witness what looks like a meteorite falling to earth in nearby woods an old man olin howland as olin howlin who lives in a cabin also sees it goes to investigate he finds a crater a strange football sized rock which splits open when he unwisely pokes it with a stick laying in the centre of the meteorite is a strange jelly like substance which sticks to the stick if you know what i mean it then slides up the stick attachés itself to the old man s hand meanwhile steve jane are quietly driving along minding their own business when the old man runs out in front of steve s car steve being a decent kinda guy decides to take the old man to dr t hallan alden stephen chase as steven chase at the local surgery dr hallan says he doesn t know what the substance on the old man s hand is but it s getting bigger asks steve to go back where he found him see if he can find out what happened steve agrees but doesn t come up with anything upon returning to dr hallan s surgery he witnesses the blob devouring him the town s police lieutenant dave earl rowe the teenage hating sergeant jim bert john benson unsurprisingly don t believe a word of it end up suspecting steve his mates al anthony franke tony robert fields someone called mooch miller james bonnet of playing an elaborate practical joke on the police department however as the blob continues to eat it s way through the town steve sets about finding proof of it s existence convincing the police about the threat it posses not just to their town but the entire world br br directed irvin s yeaworth jr an uncredited russell s doughton jr i was throughly disappointed by this the original version of the blob the script by kay linaker as kate phillips theodore simonson is an absolute bore extremely dull not making the most of it s strongest aspects the blob focuses on the tiresome dramatics conflicts between the teenagers police in fact the majority of the blob is spent on steve trying to convince the police of the blob s existence for most of the film the blob itself almost seems inconsequential somewhat forgotten it only has two or three scenes for the fist hour a bit until the less than exciting climax when the adults teenagers have to work together to defeat the blob have a new found appreciation of each other afterwards yuck why couldn t the blob just eat the lot of em no explanation is given for what the blob is or it s origins other than it came from space how long did it take them to come up with that the dialogue is clunky silly as well as are people s actions decision making i love the part when a nurse named kate lee paton as lee payton did anyone use their real name in this thing is confronted by the blob she throws some acid over it calmly proclaims doctor nothing will stop it how does she know nothing will stop it exactly there s no blood or violence so don t worry about that the special effects on the blob itself aren t too bad considering but it barely has any screen time moves very slowly a bit like the film in general actually the acting is terrible mcqueen is supposed to be a teenager when in reality he was years old it shows he looks old enough to be his own dad same thing goes for most of the other teenage cast members everyone generally speaking are wooden unconvincing in their roles technically the blob is very basic dark static photography dull direction forgettable production values the blob is one of those films that probably sounds good on paper is well known as being a classic but is in actual fact a huge disappointment when finally seen this is one case when the remake the blob is definitely better than the original the original blob is slow boring the remake isn t the original blob contains no blood or gore the remake does the original blob has incredibly poor acting casting decisions the remake doesn t the original blob itself gets very little screen time eating only three or four people throughout the entire film the remake features the blob all the way through it virtually eats an entire town the choice is an easy one the remake every time as it s a better film in every respect i ll give the film two stars give that wonderful main theme song one on it s own definitely not the classic many seem to make out ,0
st watched dir eugene levy corny comedy murder mystery with very few laughs the movie appears to be based on an earlier italian movie according to the credits but was re written by two fairly popular american romantic comedy writers but this one by charles shyer nancy meyers does not cut it compared to their other efforts the story is about a couple of down and out traveling americans played by richard lewis and sean young who stumble upon a lost dog and hope to make a fortune in reward money after seeing an ad in the paper for the dachsund s return upon trying to return it they see a hand sticking out of a garage door at the lady s residence that they believe is attached to the rest of the dead body of the woman who is supposed to give them the money they freak out and instead of contacting the police and telling them the truth they make out like runaways from the scene expecting to be framed for the murder the other characters in the film are met on a train prior to this and hang around a monte carlo gambling resort doing various things to be pulled into the story the other cast members include character actors john candy james belushi cybill shepherd george hamilton and others after the police find out about the death they start questioning the main characters and of course they have to work thru their goofy lies to figure out what really happened none of the character actors mentioned earlier can bring this movie out of it s mediocre state despite some funny moments mostly provided by the belushi shepherd couple this isn t a horrible movie it just isn t that good there are plenty of average movies out there and this is just another one for the pile try it maybe you ll like it probably you won t ,0
like the arabian nights this film plays with storytelling conventions in order to make us feel that there s plot plot and more plot it opens with what appears to be the frame device of a blind man telling the story of his life then plunges into a flashback which takes us right up to the blind man s present where we discover that about half of the story is yet to come it must be admitted that the second half doesn t quite live up to the promise of the first like the arabian nights it tries to cram as many middle eastern folk motiffs as possible into the one work a freed genie a beautiful princess a flying carpet fantastic mechanical toys sea voyages a crowded marketplace a wicked vizier jewels i don t know why it all works but it does everything is just so beautiful the sets are beautiful june duprez is beautiful rozsa s score is especially beautiful as usual it sounds hungarian but somehow he manages to convince us that he s being hungarian in a persian way ,1
two hard luck but crafty ladies decide to act like havana widows by sailing to cuba to meet blackmail rich gentlemen br br this was the sort of ephemeral comic frippery which the studios produced quite effortlessly during the s well made highly enjoyable depression audiences couldn t seem to get enough of these popular funny photo dramas br br joan blondell glenda farrell are perfectly cast as the frantic fast talking females who will go to great lengths to make a little dishonest dough although joan gets both top billing and the romantic scenes both gals are as talented watchable as they are gorgeous br br handsome lyle talbot plays joan s persistent suitor but he s given relatively little to do chubby cherubic guy kibbee appears as the girls intended target whether awakening to find himself in the wrong bed or being chased across the roof of a cuban hacienda in his long johns he is equally hilarious behind him comes a rank of character actors allen jenkins frank mchugh ruth donnelly hobart cavanaugh maude eburne dewey robinson all equally adept at pleasing the toughest crowd br br movie mavens will recognize an uncredited james murray as the suspicious bank teller with the forged check this very talented actor was pulled out of complete obscurity to star in king vidor s the crowd one of the silent era s most prestigious films hopes were high for a great career but his celebrity faded quickly with sound pictures after a long string of tiny roles bit parts broke destitute his life ended in the waters of a new york river in he was only years old br br while never stars of the first rank joan blondell glenda farrell enlivened scores of films at warner bros throughout the s especially the eight in which they appeared together whether playing gold diggers or working girls reporters or secretaries these blonde brassy ladies were very nearly always a match for whatever leading man was lucky enough to share equal billing alongside them with a wisecrack or a glance their characters showed they were ready to take on the world and any man in it never as wickedly brazen as paramount s mae west you always had the feeling that tough as they were blondell farrell used their toughness to defend vulnerable hearts ready to break over the right guy while many performances from seven decades ago can look campy or contrived today these two lovely ladies are still spirited sassy ,1
king of queens is comic genius kevin james whom plays ips deliveryman doug heffernan is extremely funny leah remini who plays doug s wife carrie is incredibly hot on stuff magazine s hottest woman list and very funny the true magic of the show however is the scenes with jerry stiller they are the funniest in the show jerry a comic genius plays carrie s father arthur spooner whom lives in doug and carrie s always cold basement i must admit that i never watched this show until this year whenever i had flipped by it previously it never seemed funny but with the cancellation of friends still standing and yes dear i needed some new comedy actually giving the king of queens a chance i discovered that it was absolutely fantastic so funny in fact that i downloaded the first seasons and watched each season in hour blocks i strongly urge anyone whom has not seen this treasure to check it out you will not be disappointed ,1
me being from australia and loving the series i wasn t expecting much from the american version of kath and kim but i thought i d watch the first episode to see if it was really that bad br br well whats there to say its nothing special selma blair is ok as kim and actually had a few good lines molly shannon is not a good kath though the good thing about jane turner s kath is that when she speaks with all her funny accents such as when she says yumor or noice it sounds like its just the natural way that she speaks but when shannon has a go at the accent its clear that she is acting and trying to be the same as turner and the show really misses sharon or some one else to give us something to laugh about because the kal and craig characters in this version are really not funny br br so far only the first episode has aired and it is clearly not up to the standards of the aussie version although if it was a stand alone television show with a different name not being compared to the aussie version it would perhaps be viewed as being a little bit better but if there is nothing else to do on a sunday night or thursday night in america then you cant do much harm in watching it or better put on some of the aussie version if you ve got it ,0
i think this is one hell of a movie we can see steven fighting around with his martial art stuff again and like in all segal movies there s a message in it without the message it would be one of many action fighting movies but the message is what makes segal movies great and special ,1
when i rented this movie i thought i was going to see a horror movie however there is little horror in this typical seventies mystery drama directed by strange james t flocker nice looking matt boston carries the picture with his fine performance and the typical strange atmosphere of flocker s movies is all present ,1
sadly i don t remember the book anymore but i do recall that i was captivated by the stories of edgar wallace this film represents a typical german production of low quality it does not hold my attention although the story itself is good it is just badly adabted at the center of the misery are the characters that are overly simplyfied and exaggerated they have no nuances in their performances even the well known and liked german actors joachim fuchsberger and eddy aren t cannot rescue this poor spectacle however there s hope i ve been told that the films following this one are getting better and better so in conclusion i must say that this film doesn t deserve the cinematic screen but may be enough for a lazy afternoon ,0
i was out of town visiting an old friend after dinner talking he expressed some reservations about his daughter s boy friend she s beautiful smart athletic and the young man is also from an excellent family nice also athletic if not as smart i told him he might just be feeling the normal fatherly concerns however a few minutes later the young man arrived with his dvd of this flick which he had apparently been anxious for some time to share with the others br br these folks have a bona fide home theater set up with a screen something in excess of feet and the two young folks preceded to view it while the young swain proceeded to extol its virtues almost frame by frame br br i saw enough in a few moments and with some fascination in its awfulness to endorse all of the most critical comments i ve seen in scanning some here br br i told my friend i wouldn t go so far as to disqualify the young suitor solely on the basis of his liking this opus but it certainly seems to warrant his bearing close watch br br some flicks are so bad they re good the classic plan from outer space and in my opinion the wonderfully awful bruce jenner village people work can t stop the music br br however this one remains firmly simply in the awful category br br second third fourth bananas even the best of these e g tim conway don knotts everybody with seinfeld have great difficulty in carrying a later starring series or as here film and these were great supporting characters in their original situations br br the eddie character really at about the th or th banana level in the prior griswald movies and never added a whole lot to these in my opinion randy quaid is a capable actor who has delivered some good performances his contribution to the prior vacation pic s was average at best both he and the other cast members many of whom have done some good work in the past accomplished nothing for their efforts here except to derive a few years house payments or some ira contributions br br this whole presentation story performances from lead to support couldn t be worse ,0
this is a pretty lousy picture it offers nothing unique or original or even interesting br br a medical student discovers that a secret society at her university is engaged in macabre medical experiments and of course she becomes involved in solving the weird deaths at the school this movie started out promising with a few cool special effects in which a guy is partially dissected while alive and tries to get away after he wakes up but then even that fizzles and the rest of the special effects are pretty routine plastic models of the human body and that unreal looking blood that these second rate horror movies always seem to have br br and as if the routine plot and the lousy acting wasn t enough this movie had subtitles that many times didn t even match the dubbed english that you hear being spoken and then add that to the mouth movement not matching the dubbing well let s just say trying to coordinate all that in your head isn t worth it for this mediocre movie br br i was at least counting on some skin in this movie and except for a bit during the opening credits this movie didn t deliver on that either br br this is a boring routine run of the mill horror gore movie short on horror and gore skip this movie unless ernest goes to camp is the only rental left ,0
if you haven t seen zombie bloodbath you haven t a contest like make your own horror movie in one day could not possibly come up with a entry than this outrage of an insult on any viewer s intelligence mr sheets forgot a story a plot proper dialog the fact that people need some basic acting talents and the credited lighting designer obviously forgot to show up it seems to be recorded on the crummiest of handycams and copied on even worse equipment make up effect consist of black mascara for the zombies and yoghurt being poured over people s heads in order to simulate their skin melting this is nothing more than a home movie and a really bad one as well only fun to watch for the friends familymembers and neighbours that were willing to show up for the filming i cannot for the life of me understand why this mockery of a product is listed in any serious film magazine or website i have home movies of wedding parties that are way better and more interesting a total waste of time money and energy the sequel zombie bloodbath ii is just more of the same rubbish ,0
i have to be honest and admit that this movie did basically nothing for me except baffle me completely it s burdened with a plot that revolves around the mysterious murders of several young women which then gets linked to the discovery of a body over years old the story never really seems to make much sense especially when robicheaux played by tommy lee jones starts having his conversations with confederate general john bell hood i never really did figure that out jones was ok in his role although i thought he was really starting to show his age here horribly miscast was john goodman as julie baby feet balboni who i guess is supposed to be some sort of local mob figure i simply didn t think goodman worked in this role although i ll admit that just could be because i m not much of a john goodman fan somewhere in the mix appeared justina machado as an fbi agent although i never really did understand what the fbi was involved in which could mean simply that my attention kept wandering from the screen if it was explained though i missed it completely fortunately this is a fairly short movie so you won t waste too much of your life on it ,0
the only remarkable fact is the participation of klaus kinski who plays a priest don t ask me why he does it a bad bad movie overall br br ,0
this has to be the worst and i mean worst biker movie ever made and that s saying a lot because the line of stinkers is long and smelly br br now at least we know what happened to ginger after she was rescued from gilligan s island a frightened looking tina louise she was probably afraid someone would see this mess is a stranded motorist who is tormented by the most repulsive motorcycle gang in film history but don t worry fans batman i mean adam west as a hick town doctor comes to the rescue pow crush boom holy toledo batman br br the only good points of this bomb are some cute women some laughable fight scenes and the still sexy tina louise ,0
it s really rare that you get an inside view at a media deception that has been so widely reported as official truth and caught so many news agencies with their pants down this movie in my view deserves every price there is in journalism it s objective yes courageous and a real scoop it can do without comment fake scenes or leading questions everyone including chavez equally gets to make fools of themselves in their own words the filmmakers only had to keep track of events and keep their cameras rolling br br the venezuelan elite teaches us how to depose of a president and sell it as a victory of democracy it s amazing that they lost in the end so far from what i know the biggest tv station involved only got its terrestrial license revoked they re still broadcasting via cable and satellite i highly doubt whether george w or barack obama would be that tolerant after an attempted coup but then they don t have to worry br br the fact that the chavez supporters shoot innocent civilians scam was so willingly repeated around the world reveals just how biased the so called free established media really has become or has always been only more so an important lesson to anyone interested in what really goes on in the world br br the famous objectivity challenge always comes into play when journalists dare to oppose the mainstream view or reveal unwelcome facts that accuse us it has been true with the effects of the atomic bomb the us secret history of spreading democracy around the world or the iraq war that according to johns hopkins has killed million iraquis by now not to mention the afghans in that are never mentioned to be objective saddam hussein was less damaging to his people than the us and the us is ready willing to be more damaging to the iranians that he was br br i m quite curious about the upcoming trial of some khmer rouge leaders before the international tribunal in the hague whether there will be any mention of our involvement in supporting and training pol pot s guerrillas in the s when they had been largely defeated by the vietnamese probably not br br all the more reason to turn to the independent media for balance if not exposure of fraud ,1
i read the recent comments and couldn t wait to see the movie however after sitting through minutes of predictable suprises that didn t even make me jump and unrealistic villain i was left hugely disappointed i thought cartoons were the only movies that were still only minutes long i thought this might be because of the edits to make it r rated but the original only contained ten more minutes of kill bill type blood when blood sprays out like hoses reality loses appeal add in the killer who s supposed to be a ghost but can rip someones head off from the jaw ala king kong with the t rex lives through everything and has an ending similar to that of the sopranos finale and you quite possibly have the most over hyped movie in the last year after watching the movie i felt like i had seen countless movies with the same plot and method and also felt largely unsatisfied i dunno what everyone else saw in it but if you want a good horror movie this weekend see halloween it s definitely worth the when it comes to hatchet let s hope the next one is based on the book ,0
televised in from a los angeles production this is probably the finest example of a filmed stage musical you are likely to encounter issued on dvd in in a remastered digital transfer it is quite stunning hearn and lansbury give the performances of their lives and the rest of the cast are quite obviously caught up in the electricity generated of course it is sondheim s music and lyrics that make this possible if anyone doubts that he is one of the greats of the american musical form listen to this the sets are stark as befits the plot and clever in allowing the swift scene changes required and the cameras catch the action without obliterating the fact that this is a stage production a central move able and revolving platform is mrs lovett s pie shop with the barber s shop upstairs around it are various gantries and moving stairs to allow the rest of the action to take place the brutal tale of injustice leading to revenge murder and mayhem is liberally spiced with dark humour and comic moments sondheim does for barber shops what hitchcock did for showers an important work in american musical theatre is here given an electrifying performance ,1
i saw this movie when i was a child it blew me away this was before the days of television so a movie of this magnitude could send a young kid into orbit it so impressed me that i went to see this movie for twelve consecutive days the special effects used at this time were far ahead of its time sabu was a real delight as was rex ingram as the genie i found myself singing i want to be a sailor for months after the film left town i would recommend this movie to any and everyone i forgot to mention conrad veidt who was as villainous a character as you d ever want to meet also june duprez was never lovelier than she was in this picture the color was outstanding give this movie an aaa ,1
jack and kate meet the physician daniel farady first and then the psychics miles straume and they demonstrate that have not come to the island with the intention of rescuing the survivors locke and his group find the anthropologist charlotte staples lewis and ben linus shoots her meanwhile the group of jack finds the pilot frank lapidus who landed the helicopter with minor damages that can be repaired jack forces miles to tell the real intention why they have come to the island br br the second episode of the fourth season returns to the island with four new characters stops the confusing flash forwards and it seems that will finally be the beginning of the explanations that i and most of the fans and viewers expect to be provided in lost why the interest of the government in ben linus and how he is informed from the boat are some of the questions that i expect to see in the next episodes my vote is eight br br title brazil not available,1
i am a big fan of the original book and this adaption is simply bad first of all it had trouble deciding if it is a kiddie toon or an adult one that caused a strange mix of an adult story and some pretty violent scenes with a silly little duck that keeps giving funny moments in the beginning br br but that s hardly important the film is simply boring unmoving and not true to the original story it simply fails to transfer to the picture all the points orwell tried to make to his book br br spoiler br br second revolution haven t they guys learned anything who be the next napoleon then benjamin ,0
as a retired usaf msg aircraft maint spec this has got to be one of the worst movies i have ever seen the fact that a teenager could ever get on the flight line much less get into an f is ludicrous the military spends millions on each pilot to make them the best in the world and this movie makes the air force and all its members seem stupid at best yes i know it is only a movie but it conveys a message to the younger folks that we are all idiots and believe me we are not the logistics involved in setting up any type of mission are highly involved even in the eighties military computers were too secure to hack by any teenager and the other flaws in this movie make peter pan more believable sorry to me this movie has no entertainment value at all ,0
i first saw this movie at the sundance film festival this year and being a teenager myself i found the movie to be quite appealing these kids are out of the ordinary and very unexpected to be in a movie of this stature but with the right dialog and junk they made the movie a complete success i enjoyed this movie more then others but i highly recommend releasing and watching this movie it is a mixture of witty comments and hilarious reality capturing the essence of high school high school record has topped my favorites list and hopefully has a chance to be released into theaters i truly thank all of the kids who put the hard work into making this film it helped me cry my eyes our in laughter ,1
so this movie has been hailed glorified and carried to incredible heights but in the end what is it really many of the ways in which it has been made to work for a hearing audience on the screen do not work the fairly academic camera work keeps the signing obfuscated and scenes that are in asl are hard to follow as a result even for someone who is relatively fluent the voice interpretation of matlin s dialogue under the excuse that hurt s character likes the sound of his voice turns her more and more into a weird distant object as the film goes on matlin does shine in the few scenes where her signing is not partially hidden from view but nonetheless most of the movie when this is a love story is only showed from a single point of view that of the man as ebert said if a story is about the battle of two people over the common ground on which they will communicate it s not fair to make the whole movie on the terms of only one of them br br the idea that an oralist teacher who uses methods that have been imposed in many deaf schools for decades would be presented as revolutionary is fairly insulting in itself his character becomes weakened as a credible teacher as the movie goes on drawing comedy from a deaf accent is quite honestly rather low and his attitude towards the male students of his class is pretty symptomatic of how he seems to act with women as an entitled man a party scene involving a number of deaf people including a few academics meeting together leaves him seemingly isolated in a way that s fairly inconsistent with his credentials i have seen interpreters spontaneously switch to asl between each other even when they weren t aware of a deaf person being in the area and yet somehow he feels like a fish out of the water in an environment his education should have made him perfectly used to as a lover he seems like a typical dogged nice guy including his tendency to act possessively afterwards and yet the movie is indeed only really seen through him as everything his lover says is filtered through his voice br br the scenes involving the other deaf kids are in general wallbangers the broken symbolism fails the dance scene the pool scene even the initial sleep scene which is supposed to carry some of it all these scenes that try to hint at the isolation of the deaf main character are broken metaphors at best many hearing people i know do dance on the bass beats that deaf people feel instead of squirming like copulating chihuahuas and going to take an evening dive for a hearing person is rarely an excuse to make a deep statement on the isolation of deafness no seriously when i go swim i go swim br br it also fails at carrying the end of the play instead making it a story of a deaf woman who submits to a strong man even though the original play ended with a more equal ground where both have to accept each other as they are and where he has to finally recognize her real voice is the movement of her hands not the vibrations in her throat br br and for all the breakthrough that it may have seemed to be marlee matlin remains hollywood s token deaf woman to this day ,0
my god the things that passed for entertainment in this country br br this is not the tom and jerry you may have enjoyed on saturday mornings featuring a hapless cat and a clever mouse this is a much earlier animation series featuring a pair of mutt and jeff clones who get themselves into various scrapes that result in any of the then typical dancing skeleton type gags that made up so much of early animation br br this particularly vile outing apparently originally intended as a vehicle for a pair of actual black stage comedians of the time has the pair crashing in the ocean while flying to africa necessitating black face make up exaggerated negro dialect and feets don t fail me now situations br br it only shows that in the years between emancipation and this film the american view of africans hadn t progressed much then again at least one of them apparently had a pilot s license ,0
considering the big name cast and lavish production i expected a lot more of this film the acting for the most part is great although the story they have to work with is mediocre at best however the film still warrants watching because of the acting and the stars and some and up and coming young talent ,1
in humphrey bogart was a relative unknown an unproven actor who was starring in one of his first films and because he was an unknown the movie they gave him was clearly a b movie a quick film with relatively low expectations after seeing it i could see why it would still take bogart many more years and another film studio before he became a household name while the film isn t terrible it certainly isn t good making it more of a curiosity than anything else when seen today br br bogart is a pilot who has dreams of building his own aircraft engine company however when a vacuous rich playgirl comes his way his dreams all seem to go on hold as one of the characters in the film said the combination of the two is like oil and water they just don t mix br br while bogart is throwing away his promising career his sister is going full speed on the road to skankville having met a sleazy guy who convinces her to sleep with rich guys so they can shake them down for tons of cash bogey has no idea his sister isn t the actress she claims to be and doesn t realize later that the rich woman he loves leaves him for the same guy whose mistress is bogart s sister all this leads up to a finale that is reasonably enjoyable however what follows is one of the dumbest scenes i have watched in a very long time by now the rich lady is not going to marry the guy sleeping with bogey s sister whew but because she s now poor and no good for bogart she s about to fly away and kill herself bogey finds out chases the plane on foot jumps on the plane as it s taking off and crawls up the fuselage to take control of the plane and save her this is so utterly silly and ridiculous i found myself laughing out loud up until then i might have scored it a or this sunk the movie to a how one reviewer gave this an is beyond me br br the bottom line is that this was a talking and silly film on top of that it s all wrong for bogart as the action hero at the end and the simpering lover are horrible matches for his persona that was so wonderfully created in the early s manly and solid better suits the man one of america s great actors but clearly out of his element here br br by the way those who love pre code films and their very adult sensibilities may want to see this one practically everyone in the film believes in and practices pre marital sex and bogey curses in the film things you never would have seen after the toughened and more moralistic production code was adopted in ,0
in fact everyone responsible for this dreck ought to be whipped dragged and hung if this is what great eugene o niell drama is like i never want to be victim to viewing it ever again there are so many things wrong w this feature where does one begin first elmer bernstein s bombastic score is present thru out the entire film even in the quiet scenes where background music subtracts from the character s motivations second these characters are not pleasant people and while some reviewers might enjoy that i personally disliked every scene in which ives ate up the scenery but that was the way his characters was written to be disliked w loren it just never is made clear whether she s good or bad and all her babbling about how she s going to change things back to the way they were before the baby arrives well i saw what was coming clearly perkins is miscast and then he plays the role like a warm up for norman bates which he played two years later even wanting to take blame for the murder at the end hokey third this film is a studio sound stage production and it suffers because of it the story would have benefited from location shooting to develop a sense of place regarding the farm which all the main leads are fighting over as it is filmed there s no sense of value to the property because the film has a studio sound stage feel to it that isn t convincing this is a really awful film ,0
chokher bali was shown at the washington dc filmfest april the director rituparno ghosh was there to give a short introduction and answer questions afterwards br br as always i think aishwarya did a fantastic job i can understand those who think she should be been more aggressive or more bitchy but would that really be realistic in possible maybe realistic i m not so sure i think her interpretation was valid although there could certainly be other ways to do it br br i hate to use the word but this was the most inaccessible of the indian movies i have seen so far i know a fair amount of indian history hindu religion etc but the level of detail here was far beyond me clearly you would have a much better understanding of the movie if you were intimately familiar with hinduism and its customs esp as they were c i missed a lot of things one of them being the fact that the mother in law would want binodini in the house as sort of a counter weight to her daughter in law ashalata br br spoilers ghosh had several things to say that explained the movie much better for me first the original bengali version was minutes longer so what was left out apparently three main things a beginning segment where binodini aishwarya leaves e bengal for calcutta according to the director different characters are speaking w bengali vs e bengali setting up some of the political comments later of course all of this is lost in the hindi version and certainly to a non indian like me it wouldn t have mattered anyway but a set up of the bengali situation sure would have next there was a segment where binodini was writing a poem a sign of her independence etc finally some more business about the jewellery so although some people think it was too long i think the original longer version would have been clearer br br the women s hair was apparently another sign ghosh again the mother in law had short hair short hair for hindu widows her sister also a widow had longer hair more modern and of course binodini aishwarya had extremely long waist length hair rejection of status of widowhood br br the ending really threw me all of a sudden binodini who had never had a political thought is writing a political manifesto whoa ghosh explained that he was in locarno at a film festival when the subtitles were done the subtitles use the word country throughout binodini s letter gosh said a more appropriate word would have been i forget his exact word something like self or independence she was talking about her own liberation and finding herself not about bengal india and the british so why does binodini just disappear the day after finding behari again apparently because during her stay on the ganges she realizes that she doesn t need a man any man to define complete her she can just be herself so she rejects behari who she threw herself at a few months before and just goes off of course i m not sure how she buys her next meal but that s another question br br the red shawl ghosh again she buys represents revolution as well as passion i m not sure why she puts the shawl on the dying woman but perhaps she is rejecting passion revolution the binoculars which binodini uses throughout the movie to watch mahendra and ashalata the boat on the ganges etc she is being a voyeur to see a life she yearns for but can t have at the end i missed this she leaves the binoculars on the table with the letter showing that she doesn t need them any more she s going off to lead her own life br br finally the tagore quote at the beginning saying how he apologized for the ending apparently tagore wrote this as a serial hooking his readers with the sexy widow bits but at the end he sold out to conservatism and had binodini kneel down at the feet of mahendra and behari begging their forgiveness one of his students wrote to tagore taking him to task for his sell out ending and tagore replied with his apology for the ending in the movie of course ghosh goes in the other direction ,1
after reading more than my fair share of reviews for a vast number of different movies i have noticed a certain trend people judge to harshly on what the expected to see i figure if you go into a movie open minded not expecting anything certain than you will have better feelings towards it then if you try and watch but have pre created standards you want it to reach br br since i try not to be hypocritical i watched this movie with a very clean slate and open mind and was very much pleased since it is not a mainstream title or award winning for that matter i did not know quite what to expect but in all truth i enjoyed it a good deal more than ninja scroll lovely animation deep story and the always joyful ninja hack n slashing combined extremely well to one of my personal favorite animes ever made br br i am not promising that you will enjoy it but just give it a chance and you may come out with a pleasant surprise br br before speaking be sure of what you will say will be more beautiful than the silence chinese proverb,1
william haines sparks this tale of a brash cadet who thinks west point will really be something now that he has arrived terrific goony comic performance by haines was his trademark one that made him a top box office star from and one of mgm s biggest stars joan crawford and william bakewell are fine too and although this storyline may seem trite now this was a huge hit putting haines and crawford in a college football a national craze during the s story after haines blows off his big mouth one time too often and nearly gets shunned by fellow cadets he turns in a wonderful performance as he swallows his pride and gets into the big game against navy even with a broken arm he wins the game for army and regains his place at west point it s easy to see from this film and show people with the always underrated marion davies why billy haines was a huge star of the time he needs and deserves to be remembered ,1
lord this sucked there s a particular sort of sexual revolution flick from the s that manages to confuse sexual assault with sexual liberation this film is an example i lost track of how many times women are slapped hit whipped or spanked in the film and then there are all the times that women in the film fantasize about being slapped hit whipped or spanked you know they want it right sometimes it is ostensibly part of safe fetish play acting other times it plainly isn t but you will wait in vain to see the heroine report to authorities that she has just been raped instead we get to hear her being lectured by her rapist about her inability to let go br br every scene of this film reeks of misogyny speaking as a straight white married man in his late s not a teenage lesbian women s studies major with a chip on her shoulder lest you get the wrong idea br br perhaps the one good thing about this film is that it provides a stark reminder of just how bad things really were for women only a few short decades ago ,0
summer phoenix did a great performance where you really feel what she s not able to feel and you just cannot understand what she has on her mind besides she portrays a jewish girl who behaves really confronting the status quo of that century ,1
i saw the trailer for this movie in the s when i was barely while viewing another film oh how excited me and my best friend were we couldn t wait for the month or so until it would come on i saw this movie times that year at the theatre i love love love it kris is so perfect for the film he is brash and kinda trashy but also shy and uncertain with babs and it is so endearing to watch it again when they sing evergreen at the studio and he chimes in with his raspy voice so very different from the perfect notes coming from her but i always thought this was one of the best scenes in the movie the way he looks at her and he is so proud i could watch this movie every day we tried to dress like est her i even have the long sweater and cap that was so like the one she wore this came on tv on time and i got my daughters to watch it they were teens and they loved it to maybe its just that i was so caught up into it at an age when everything was extreme don t know the ending always has me in tears even today ,1
when you see barry corbin in the cast of a movie you can never be sure if it will be a classic or trash guess which category solo falls into apparently derived from a popular sci fi novel weapon solo stars mario van peebles as a human looking robot who decides to think for himself and is thus targeted for elimination he hides out in a mexican village obviously to save money on locations and extras paying in pesos is cheaper than paying in dollars i suspect william sadler is along for the ride as one of the robots and soldiers sent to destroy van peebles van peebles manages to beat them all with ease of course while corbin watches all this with bemusement from afar the movie is a horrible ripoff of the the terminator and cyborg series and apparently has little to do with its source material it is horribly written and acted and the big fight at the end if downright comical van peebles a decent actor elsewhere is a scream as he pretends to be a robot covered in synthetic flesh he looks like he is doing the robot dance most of the time ,0
after central city loses its mob boss to murder partner in crime robert armstrong as doc rogers decides to take drastic measures to preserve criminal continuity he recruits the dead mobster s milquetoast son richard cromwell as edward baby face morgan to run the family business the naive mr cromwell is taken to the city and installed as president of his father s acme protection agency a front for gangsters while cromwell sells innocently sells insurance his employees run an extortion racket cromwell falls for pretty client mary carlisle as virginia clark and the duo find themselves in great danger baby face morgan catches star cromwell and ms carlisle nearing the end of their once promising film careers it s a quick light and inoffensive little crime drama br br baby face morgan arthur dreifuss richard cromwell mary carlisle robert armstrong,0
i suppose i can see why critics give this film two out five stars it isn t fantastic but i think it is worth a look from director shawn levy cheaper by the dozen night at the museum basically year old jason shepherd malcolm in the middle s frankie muniz is often lying to his parents and teachers and his teacher warns him that if he doesn t do his creative writing he will fail his whole semester and have to repeat the grade during summer so he completes his work but getting a lift from hollywood producer marty wolf paul giamatti who hit him on the way to school he manages to leave his paper with the story big fat liar in the car he finds out from a movie trailer that marty stole his paper and is turning it into a major movie so he and his best friend kaylee she s the man s amanda bynes are on a mission to prove jason is for once telling the truth marty of course is too nasty and smug to give jason s father harry michael bryan french a phone call and he evens burns the big fat liar paper so now jason and kaylee are determined to make marty s life as hellish as possible until he agrees to call jason s dad they put blue dye in his swimming pool and orange hair dye in his shampoo and much more naughty pranks creating chaos for marty s career there is the obvious point when jason looks like he wants to give up but don t worry all characters that despise marty help out in the final operation and with jason s parents coming he wants to finally prove his truthfulness and boy does he deliver big style also starring amanda detmer as monty kirkham lee majors as vince donald adeosun faison as frank jackson sandra oh as mrs phyllis caldwell russell hornsby as marcus duncan christine tucci as carol shepherd and american pie s john cho as dustin dusty wong muniz is likable byrnes proves a very surprisingly talented support and even though he is wasting his time and talent a little giamatti is great at being nasty it is a kids film so if it seems corny cheesy or predictable just keep that in mind and try to enjoy the performances and slapstick okay ,0
despite the rave reviews this flick has garnered in new zealand any hype surrounding the production is sadly undeserved apart from a clichés only plot the movie is let down by some weak acting accents and overall lack of tension br br whilst having the overall look of a big budget for nz the feel is decidedly small town kiwi br br has anyone not seen the brothers http imdb com title tt those who have will pick the similarities straightaway i ve heard comments that scenes like the boys playing basketball etc were shot to poke fun at the clichéd boys talking crap but it comes across as forced br br i believe oscar keightley sees himself as deeply ironic but again his delivery always seems merely vaguely self conscious br br those who have any doubts left at all that samoans living in nz culture has been deeply hopefully not permanently affected by american speech culture and everything inbetween will certainly have their minds made up at the end of this movie br br robbie magasiva always looks good on screen but is let down by the script br br it always rubs me up the wrong way when a comedy has scenes that are set up in such an obvious way you are left feeling like having a good groan at the clichéd punchline see the wanna be white boy br br i know someone who found this movie hilarious however that person has the brains of a tadpole and would struggle to spell her name if offered a million dollars br br that kinda sums up the mentality of this flick ok but not great fun but not funny wake up nz this is not a star movie despite all the glowing middle class white guilt reviews br br my advice if you watch it get drunk first ,0
early s creature feature concerns a long abandoned gold mine that some intrepid miners are determined to check out naturally they find no gold down there but one very hungry monster that slithers along in search of prey br br while i have to be honest and admit i found it dull at first i personally prefer the thematically similar the boogens it actually grew on me as it went along now the characters aren t too interesting nor the actors either the closest to an interesting character is morgan played by keith hurt in any event female lead terri berland is quite good looking and rolf theison makes his domineering jerk an easy person to hate the writer played by effects man mark sawicki wears thin quickly br br it begins in a comfortably predictable enough way with a nighttime set piece in which two victims are claimed to get things off to an acceptable start the monster itself is intriguing for its design as you can imagine it gets revealed a bit at a time until late in the game and for being the product of stop motion animation when this process was no longer used very much director melanie anne phillips directing under the pseudonym of david michael hillman and crew deserve some credit for their creation of atmosphere they manage to make the film look quite claustrophobic and gloomy and their use of lighting works well the film does build in intensity towards a pretty good ending suffice it to say they do the best they can on their low budget br br an obscure little item worth looking into for die hard horror buffs br br ,1
i found this to be a tremendously disappointing version of a charming story i thought the acting was on the whole quite good reginald owen did chew the scenery as mentioned by others but i found him moderately amusing in his brief scenes tcm has made an ann harding fan of me and i thought she was fine as usual here jessie ralph had a field day as the old battleaxe ordering everybody around and frank morgan as always played frank morgan with a twinkle br br for me the problem was the script and or the editing transitions were awkward motivations were murky the movie was just too darned short to convey the story properly i felt completely let down particularly since i had such fond memories of the later version ,0
kurt russell is so believable and the action so non stop that it takes thinking about it afterward to realize that there were honest to goodness important themes overcoming fear of the stranger learning to rise above early conditioning the strength that love and friendship can bring etc in the storyline this is so very rare for a guy s action flick that even i who thinks most a a is violent pap liked the film and have recommended it to every guy i know it s a shame this one was overlooked because by rights it should have been one of the biggest action adventure box office hits it has something for everyone without straining credulity or losing the nearly non stop action moments i m afraid the answer to it not becoming a hit lies in the fact that adults did not go to see it anyone under probably has not only seen more violent action in their video games but probably would either not catch the multi layered multi themed beauty or not care about it this film could convert anyone who avoids a a as mindless violence if a guy takes his lady or rents it or sees it in a cable listing to see this film he ll be much more likely to get her to go with him to other action flicks ,1
a trio of buddies sergeants all in the british army carouse brawl their way across imperial india intensely loyal to each other they meet their greatest most deadly challenge when they encounter the resurgence of a hideous cult its demented implacable guru now they must rely on the lowliest servant of the regiment the water carrier gunga din to save scores of the queen s soldiers from certain massacre br br based more on the three musketeers than kipling s classic poem this is a wonderful adventure epic a worthy entry in hollywood s golden year of filled with suspense humor while keeping the romantic interludes to the barest minimum it grips the interest of the viewer and holds it right up to the sentimental conclusion br br it is practically fruitless to discuss the performance nuances of the three stars cary grant victor mclaglen douglas fairbanks jr as they are really all thirds of a single organism inseparable and to all intents purposes indistinguishable however this diminishes nothing of the great fun in simply watching them have a glorious time br br it s interesting to note parenthetically that mclaglen boasted of a distinguished world war one military career fairbanks would have a sterling record in world war two mostly in clandestine affairs earning himself no fewer than honorary knighthoods after the conflict while grant reportedly worked undercover for british intelligence keeping an eye on hollywood nazi sympathizers br br the real acting laurels here should go to sam jaffe heartbreaking in the title role he infuses the humble man with radiant dignity enormous courage making the last line of kipling s poem ring true he is unforgettable br br montague love is properly stalwart as the regimental major whilst eduardo ciannelli is evil incarnate as the thuggee guru the rest of the cast joan fontaine robert coote lumsden hare are effective but have little to do movie mavens will recognize cecil kellaway in the tiny role of miss fontaine s father br br the film picks its villains well the demonic thuggee cult worshipers of the hideous blood soaked kali hindu goddess of destruction was the bane of indian life for centuries ritualistically strangling up to victims a year in the british military in cooperation with a number of princely states succeeded in ultimately suppressing the religion henceforth it would remain the stuff of novels nightmares ,1
when i go out to the video store to rent a flick i usually trust imdb s views on a film and until this one had never seen a flick rated or above on the site i did not enjoy br br sidney lumet a legendary director of some of the best films of the th century really misstepped here by making one of the biggest mistakes a filmmaker can filling a film s cast with thoroughly unlikeable characters with no real redeeming qualities whatsoever br br i like films with flawed characters but no matter how dark someone s personality is we all have a bit of light in there too we re all shades of gray with some darker or brighter than others mr lumet crossed this line by filling this movie with totally unsympathetic and almost masochistic pitch black characters br br ethan hawke s hank is a something whining immature irresponsible man child divorced from a marriage with a wife that hates him and a daughter who thinks he s a loser which he very much is his indecisiveness and willingness to let others do the dirty work for him because he s too cowardly to do it himself leads directly to their bank robbery plan falling apart and mother getting killed by the time he stands up to his older brother at the end of the film it s more pathetic than uplifting ethan hawke plays his character well but isn t given much to work with as he is portrayed as someone with a boot perpetually stamped on their face and he doesn t particularly care that it s there br br speaking of which his character s wife is equally as bad just about every single shot of the film she s in is her verbally berating him for rent and child support money and further grinding in his already non existent self esteem with insults seriously that s just about all the character does her harpy like behavior borders on malevolent br br albert finney plays their father charles and while mr finney has been a great actor for many decades he spends about of this film with the same mouth open half grimace on his face like he s suffering from the world s worst bout of constipation for someone who s been an actor as long as mr finney you think he d be more apt at emoting even though he doesn t show it much his character is supposedly grief stricken and anger filled and when he smothers andy at the film s conclusion it s akin to dr frankenstein putting the monster he helped create out of it s own misery br br marisa tomei isn t given much to do with her character stuck in an unhappy marriage with andy and having an affair with his brother for some unfathomable reason when andy s world begins to spiral out of control she logically jumps ship but it really doesn t make her any less selfish or self serving than any other character in the film but probably the one with the most common sense at least br br and finally we come to andy played by the always good philip seymour hoffman is the only reason i rated this film a instead of a his performance of the heroin addicted embezzling financial executive who s perfect crime of robbing his parent s insured jewelry store goes awry is mesmerizing his descent from calm master planner of a flawed scheme to unstable deranged homicidal maniac is believable and tragic hoffman s character ends up being the film s chief villain but it s hard to root against him given the alternatives are an emotionally castrated little brother and a father who s self admitted poor early parenting led to his son s eventual psychosis and indirect unintentional murder of his mother br br ultimately this film is really only worth watching for psh s great performance and it s family train wreck nature just don t expect there to be any characters worth cheering for because there really aren t ,0
okay there are a ton of reviews here what can i possibly add br br i will try anyway br br the reason this is my favorite scrooge is because of everything the sets outdoor locations costumes are so beautiful and authentic the music is sweet the supporting cast is very well done one of my favorites is the narrator nephew played by roger rees his understated sincerity is touching and his voice is the sound of christmas to me david warner is also a totally believable bob cratchit his is a difficult life but he remains positive and dignified br br the best part of course is george c scott as ebenezer scrooge some have said his portrayal too gruff i couldn t disagree more his exchanges at the beginning while cold or harsh weren t out of character he is a terribly disillusioned man who s heart has been hardened by the vicissitudes of life and his own lust for wealth br br during the flashbacks it s obvious that he isn t all gruff this is where we see that there is hope for him if he was totally gone his partner marley would never have come for his sake in the first place and after all we are none of us past hoping i think that is a huge part of what dickens was trying to say when scrooge looks in on his dance at his employer s with belle you see him smile regretfully as he tells belle in the flashback that he will go through life with a grin on my face clive donner was smart enough as the director to allow these moments on film sometimes they get left on the editing room floor br br and finally his conversion is so absolutely full of joy that it makes me cry tears of joy every time i see it his apology to his nephew fred so sincere so moving it is the spirit not only of christmas but of humanity itself the joy he brings to fred to his wife are so apparent and the line that gets me every time god forgive me for the time i ve wasted br br bravi tutti ,1
to this day when you speak of the japanese cinema most folks won t talk about rashomon or the seven ronin or ran to the masses the japanese cinema means all those monsters we ve grown to love destroying those japanese cities over and over again lots of times in battles with each other the first and greatest of these is godzilla who s come back a dozen times or more and in a few films faced the three headed hydra like monster from outer space ghidrah br br oddly enough in keeping with the times the special effects got slightly better but part of the charm of those old films was seeing those paper mache city sets destroyed they looked so phony maybe three steps above ed wood br br some visitors from the future have time traveled to japan to urge that godzilla be destroyed from when he was first discovered and in fact he was first discovered as a surviving dinosaur during world war ii when he protected the japanese garrison on a pacific island from those american troops but later on with atomic testing on bikini godzilla the friendly dinosaur just like barney became the mean machine we ve grown to know in the cinema br br of course you eliminate godzilla than you give ghidrah a clear field to wreck japan so it does not become the economic colossus it was by when the film came out more i won t say but we all know japan is doing reasonably well as br br like all the other japanese monster films just sit back and enjoy the mayhem ,0
jimmy cagney races by your eyes constantly in this story of a stage producer who is vigorously struggling against the upcoming talking movies br br this story of love deceit women and dancing is presented in such a manner that as a viewer you are never treated to a dull moment the direction of the mass scenes in the rehearsal rooms was enormously well done the story never really got lost in this frantic pace br br some parts of the material presented here have become a little dated but that doesn t matter because when you look at this in a time frame it is fabulous to watch this next to a lot of the other drags of movies that were released during that time br br jimmy cagney is a sight for sore eyes in this film never loosing his composure as the ever working producer of previews made for the movie theaters as intros in this way he tries to save his ass from going out of business he was a broadway producer before he started this joan blondell is fabulous as the neglected love interest nan she gives such a spirited performance that is so unusual for movies of that time so cool to watch a woman who is portrayed as a strong woman for a change br br the only problem i had with the film were the enormous productions at the end these were magnificent in itself beautifully choreographed and wonderfully produced but they just didn t seem to fit in the story the only link they have to the main story is that cagney had to put on previews in days to get a contract and that s what he did i had a hard time believing that this was what the girls had been rehearsing during the entire movie and that these sets could fit in a movie theater in this way the sitting on a backyard fence was much more appropriate to the story br br the productions at the end seemed to drag this frantically paced story to a halt and that was not a good thing i was tired after seeing the first musical sequence and then i realized there were another two coming up these sequences got a lot a chuckles from the audience as well br br all in all a great film with a sour ending br br ,1
this is a great example of very none hollywood film making which is very thought provoking moving and not without a sense of humor kevin mckidd and paula sage are superb br br i actually watched it on late night tv and i can see why i missed it in the cinema its not the sort of film that the multi screen mega cinemas show nowadays mores the pity br br i am going to look for the dvd not for those who prefer the current trend towards special effects and no story if you liked the best selling book the curious incident of the dog in the night time you ll enjoy this film br br this film ranks beside the best of scottish films such as small faces and trainspotting all films which kevin mckidd also star in br br highly recommended ,1
moron and girlfriend conduct some ritual to resurrect the dead in attempt to prove that the dead can not be brought back to life not surprisingly they do resurrect a dead soul who commences chopping them up with an axe and the next day some college aged people are telling the story around a campfire the guy with the axe turns up and starts hacking up the idiots telling the story the group calls the cops the cop sees blood splattered all over and thinks it s a mountain lion and soon after is axed by some deformed killer who may or may not be a ghost br br moronic little splatter movie which was filmed in broad daylight but where several characters are carrying flashlights and talking as though it were the middle of the night and wanting to send up a signal flare to attract attention one guy has a gun in one hand and bullets in the other but doesn t bother to load it then after he finally loads it he has several opportunities to shoot the killer but doesn t bother to because that would end the movie too early then he throws the gun away also detrimental is characters who show no emotion and don t look the least bit concerned after their friends are chopped up into pieces and lousy effects the human heart looks like a piece of chicken meat the car blown up at the end clearly was a model car and awful dialogue and some really ugly female nudity doesn t help and in the end it tries to get away with it s incoherence by saying that it was all the invention of the same college aged people telling campfire stories at the start of this movie br br then the killer turns up for real in the last scene hacks them into pieces again br br mediocre of it s kind good only for some unintended laughs br br out of ,0
i watched this movie after watching practical magic and the older film was far superior i liked the way the lighting makeup and costumes changed as gillian changed in the story jimmy stewart s mannerisms didn t do a lot for me in this film but i suppose they did serve to highlight the reserve of gillian s character i was also struck by nicky s and gillian s mannerisms it was as if the director wanted him to appear effeminate and gillian to appear masculine the gestures nicky makes when he s showing redlich his powers especially struck me i ve never thought of warlocks as being effeminate so it was an interesting way of contrasting those characters ,1
between and twentieth century fox made a ton of mr moto films however towards the end of the series it was obvious that the studio had jumped the shark so to speak this phrase indicates that a tv show has passed its prime and the executives in charge decided to invigorate the show by fundamentally changing the formula for example with the brady bunch they introduced the annoying cousin oliver and with family ties they introduced a freak baby who grew up six years in only one season with the moto films they d jumped the shark by introducing comic relief because they thought that these intelligent films needed to be re tooled in the previous film warren hymer played an annoying wrestler and in this film the character archibald featherstone appears featherstone might just be one of the most annoying examples of comic relief ever as you kept hoping someone preferably moto would kill him just to shut him up although he s supposed to work for the famed scotland yard he shows all the intelligence and acumen of a brain damaged turnip again and again his scenes were boorish and unnecessary and peter lorre just looks pained as he stands there and watches this buffoon act it s so bad that it truly destroys what could have been one of the better moto films due to its clever plot br br as for the plot the crown of the queen of sheba is discovered in the opening scene moto now more of an international policeman than the amoral character he originally was is on hand to protect the precious item from being stolen in a great twist several thieves all try to steal the crown independently of each other br br overall the film is watchable but is also ample evidence that the moto series should have ended here with wwii approaching the films couldn t have survived much longer anyway as having a sympathetic japanese leading character simply wouldn t have been accepted in the us or in allied countries ,0
surely one the french films of the decade so far a taut atmospheric thriller making full use of the lead characters hearing impediment to use sound in a way rarely explored in cinema emannuelle devos gives a truly stunning multi faceted performance at times devious and manipulative at other times open and vulnerable another reason why those who appreciate quality cinema should keep their eyes open for offerings from france ,1
an interesting movie with jordana brewster as a young woman who travels to europe in an attempt to find out what became of her older sister cameron diaz who mysteriously died years earlier brewster is very good and keeps you involved despite some unrealistic plotting such as having her amazinly find and start a romance with her dead sister s much older boyfriend christopher eccleston still mostly good grade b,1
this is easily one of my favorite musicals of all time bette midler comes as close to real magic on screen as anyone has in her turn as gypsy lee s blustery bosomy brave and very scary mother she evokes a sense of desperation that is at times both comic and tragic but always genuine and quite beautiful such charm and grit she is indeed a pioneer woman without a frontier that frontier is discovered for the children who in turn must forge their own in a world ruled by their domineering mother br br this particular version is as i understand it in it s entirety including the brilliant choreography of jerome robbins as well as the original stage directions ,1
bonjour tristesse covers similar ground as the member of the wedding to wit a possessive daughter tries to prevent a relationship from forming between a beloved family member and an interloper while critics love member of the wedding i find julie harris to be a jumbo drag and an adenoidal scenery chomping thespian in everything she s been in this portrays irritating rich idiots as in last year at marienbad but this time it s a travelogue br br in this preminger movie sequences develop but characters do not for the first minutes he s content to blur the father daughter relationship between seberg and niven making uncomfortable sexual readings possible once the conflict is introduced seberg can t deliver the depth the part requires kerr pulls rank and turns the film into endless love seberg s vacuous narration is like something out of strange interlude it is not good i really wish someone other than niven was in his role he spends so much time normalizing orthodox british behavior in all his movies he never gets around to the character br br in the most memorable sequence an evening out dancing becomes a free for all in a harbor bertolucci steals the entire scene for his empty exercise the conformist kerr is on board to clasp her hands and portray another major pain as in black narcissus night of the iguana king and i heaven knows mr allyson tea and sympathy etc etc really kerr was a horrible actress i wish every movie with her could end with a fatal car crash or even better start with one br br people uncomfortable with ambiguity should avoid this ,0
i ve seen this movie twice with my teenagers who love it this one ought to be a cult fave the best line your dress is deeply cool says the prince to cinderella kathleen turner shines as the stepmother i also like the s era cars and motorcycles the melancholy prince is a great departure from the typical swashbuckler he tries to stay cool but fails to hide his love for the fairy tale princess to be her slipper is not glass truer to the original story but cinderella loses is nonetheless but gets it back from the heir to the throne my only complaint is that it is not shown more and seems to be almost impossible to get hopefully blockbuster or amazon will start stocking this one sometime soon ,1
i managed to avoid reading hemingway in college from what i could tell along with his reductivist verbiage he offered reductivist story lines this film transfiguration of afa into a simplistic hoary belabored narrative does not disabuse me of my suspicions a guy who barely sees action on the european battlefield hudson falls in with a nurse jones and they conspire to spend time together hemingway s big contribution to narrative was the romantic travelogue who knows what these two lovers have in common they re so utterly generic the movie never even brings up the utter irresponsibility it takes to abandon the front in favor of a lovers adventure the two have a season on the alps straight out of a j crew catalog a number of better scenes are undermined by corny conventional melodrama elsewhere the movie keeps piling on tiny improbable unspecific details that fight the epic treatment the cavernous hospital that miss barkley works in is virtually empty so that no secondary plot line can possibly distract from the flimsy main story complicated it is not br br the camera work is better than average with some amazing location photography director charles vidor or maybe huston does striking things in the first hour with an on location wide screen camera there are no second unit cop outs vidor shows massive panoramic tableaux pans over a line of hundreds of soldiers trooping through the mountains and then with a degree swivel of his camera catches up with hudson s ambulance barreling down on him br br hudson looks great he s a better actor than he gets credit for but with unshaped material like this he can become very mechanical mercedes mccambridge plays a one dimensional shrew jennifer jones is puffy and miscast in the lackluster female lead the movie is best when she s off screen the love scenes are about as affecting as a coffee commercial ,0
dvd has become the equivalent of the old late night double bill circuit the last chance to catch old movies on the verge of being completely forgotten like the border there were great expectations for this back in – a script co written by the wild bunch s walon green jack nicholson in the days when he could still act without semaphore and a great supporting cast harvey keitel warren oates valerie perrine tony richardson directing although he was pretty much a spent force by then – but now it doesn t even turn up on tv the material certainly offers a rich seam of possibilities for comment on the s american dreams of capitalism and conspicuous consumption with nicholson s border patrolman turning a blind eye to the odd drug deal or bit of people trafficking to finance his wife s relentless materialism until he rediscovers his conscience when he finds out his partners are also in the baby selling business unfortunately he never really gets his hands dirty barely even turning a blind eye before his decency rises to the surface the film feels always watered down as if too many rewrites and too many committees have left it neutered and sadly the recent dvd release is a missed opportunity to restore the original nihilistic ending where nicholson goes over the edge and firebombs the border patrol station that was cut after preview audiences found it too downbeat but which still featured prominently in the film s trailers br br while that probably wasn t too convincing considering how low key nicholson s crisis of conscience is in the film it had to be better than the crude reshot climax where the film abandons logic and even basic rules of continuity at one point he s holding characters at gunpoint then he s somewhere else and they re free trying to kill him one character goes from injured at his house to hopping around like a gazelle on the banks of the rio grande while valerie perrine s character gets dumber on an exponential level the villains of the piece are disposed of with absurd ease and one impressive car stunt in time for a clumsily edited happy ending and you start wondering if you somehow found yourself watching another film entirely what makes it all the more clumsy is that the rest of the film is so flat and underwhelming that the sudden lurch into melodrama is all the more jarring unfortunately ry cooder s beautiful title song across the borderline says it all much more economically but if you want to know the film s real crime it s completely wasting the great warren oates in a nothing bit part when even he can t make an impression you know something s really wrong all in all all too easy to remember why i found this so forgettable at the time ,0
fun mix of vampires and martial arts is a bit of a mess plot wise and the acting of those who dubbed the voices is almost universally bad but the premise is engaging the fight scenes are fast and flashy and the movie is often quite amusing it s a shame the story is such a wreck there are a couple of places where i had no idea what just happened it was almost as though five minutes had just been cut out and you were suddenly at the next scene without knowing how you d got there the movie is poor at explaining things and some things don t make a lot of sense but the movie moves along breezily so its flaws barely register not a great movie by any means but definitely a fun one ,1
the female hot numbers on this show are breathtaking they can also talk like there s no tomorrow otherwise this show would go into the toilet quickly how much money do they make on all the people who text in with that hope to be called back to win oo or whatever boy now that s a scam can i buy stocks in this money maker let s face it with the technology of now thousands of people could be calling every minute and with ten thousand channels and nothing worth a crap on thousands of people watch this show oh i know this answer is probably a super common line among the listeners with these super hotties constantly saying the lounge needs callers i think it s a bunch of b s frequently someone who does get through sounds amazed that they re actually talking to the host many of them sound depressed and worn out by probably waiting so long and trying so many times to get on and score some pocket change wow the producers must be just raking it in no wonder there are so few commercials commercials are only on to give time for more primarily losers to text in and wait and hope and dream and fantasize about what winning enough money for a tank of gas and a dinner at mc something i only watch it now then on my brothers tv because he likes to watch it when he s on the computer i ll sit there for to minutes and look at mel one of the tastiest looking women on tv and laugh at the scam that s in front of me then i have to leave even if i don t people who have an active life can only take this show in extreme moderation mel get yourself into the movies or tv sitcoms or something many of us are infatuated with you even with the super cu ties i m amazed this show is still on ,0
bad personal opinion the folks who made it they knew that when they made it to star in this movie again my opinion you needed to meet three criteria you had to own your own goth style clothing and jewelry makes wardrobe both easier and cheaper that way you had to be able to remember and repeat your lines with out cue cards note that i didn t say you had to do it well saves on time and paper work you had to be willing to get naked gives an r rating and thus bolsters sales want to watch a better movie easy get a camera and some of your buddies together and do it yourself trust me you won t do any worse as vampire movies go well this one sucks and a hint here for people like me who like to look for little oddities in movies consider the link between vampires and crosses now take a look at the symbols and names on the headstones in the cemetery portions of this thing were filmed in ed wood couldn t have planned that kind of an accident any better himself ,0
some changes for the better the special effects are more elaborate some for the worse scott grimes a likable kid in the original has turned into an awkward teenager but generally this sequel is about on a par with the original which doesn t say much the pg rating is questionable although the film is not scary at all there is some brief but quite explicit gore and some out of place nudity ,0
i only came here to check terror hospital for an alternate title so i d know what not to pick up not only do i get the original title but i come to find terror hospital is one of seven more aliases this one is a real clunker movies like this can usually be forgiven for any number of reasons mostly unintended consequences of the feature on every level of production that result in at least a mild form of entertainment mostly amusement this has none of that instead the viewer is witness to redundantly unnecessary and way too convenient for the situation exposition and drawn out scenes of characters warily moving from room to room and all this is half of the film forget trying to figure out where anybody is or who they are during darkened or nighttime scenes too you probably won t care anyway there is also a random car chase sequence that seems quite dull when compared to some of the old driver s ed movies i slep er i mean sat through and watched way back in high school really we re talking about mysticism possession and a killer on the loose here not a bad recipe for trash cinema unfortunately there s nothing here to make it even good trash when joined to the aforementioned the bad acting and not so special effects are just that bad acting and not so special effects this one s just trash pure and simple leave it on the rack at the pawn shop or in that box at the yard sale there s a reason its there ,0
i have seen it i like it melissa plays her part well it was actually believable my brother in law saw it with my sister i and when i mentioned to my sister that i forgot it was based on a true story i had seen it a few years ago he said just because its on lifetime you think its true both my sister i were like it was so anyway i was wondering if anyone knew what murder it was or like who was really involved was because i want to prove it to him i love lifetime movies especially the ones that are true or just the ones that teach a good lesson i thought i saw something about it a week ago but i cant remember where any help would be appreciated ,1
this film is about the complicated friendship romance and deceit between two men and two women during the world war ii br br a lot of effort has been put to make the edge of love look the right period however i find this effort too excessive particularly in terms of the tone of the colours most of the first half of the film is processed so much to have a strong bluish tone it s hard to make out who s who in this tone br br another detrimental point is the fancy use of image splitting lens there are many scenes that have three or four images of the same thing such as three keira knightley smiling face or four pairs of arms in embrace that simply makes the film confusing and hard to follow instead of being artistic br br as for the plot it is plain boring the way the story unfolds is not engaging at all sienna miller s unstable character is annoying in fact all the main characters are annoying and unlikeable keira knightley s accent is impossible to understand making it a further impediment to understanding the plot br br i strongly advise avoiding the edge of love unless you watch a film only to appreciate great costumes nice sets and lighting ,0
rosenstrasse is more an intimate film than one of epic proportions which could have kept away many film goers looking for a pianist similar plot fortunately von trotta a good screenwriter opts for a feminist peep to an era too much illustrated on its colorful exterior but too little analyzed in terms of intimacy and from the point of view of ordinary aryan german rather from a jewish standpoint rosentrasse finds its strength in these unsung burdens of people trapped within historical circumstances of which they emerge as victims the pace of the film is introspective poignantly slow meditative besides the characters are so vivid while transitions between generations and the passing of time has been deftly crafted rosenstrasse is not a masterpiece and some narrative flaws are well discerned another fault lies on a trivial cinematography unable to capture the intensity of the internal drama lived by the characters nevertheless this film is worth seeing finally rosenstrasse is part of the last trend in german films dealing with the ghosts of a nightmarish past trend that includes such excellent films as nowhere in africa and recently the controversial downfall i would recommend this film to those who know how to read beyond the images ,1
first of all let me start by saying that i have been a devoted follower of c thomas howell s career ever since the outsiders and the hitcher he was an up and coming star in the s with hits such as soul man also the future was bright for this young actor and he had the potential to go on from there and really assert himself in hollywood put it this way tom cruise had a bit part in the outsiders while howell had the lead look at cruise today but picking material like this drivel will only denigrate howell s career even more if that was possible why does he pick stuff like this a small part in a major movie would be of more benefit to him than this rubbish br br essentially the story here takes place in a post apocalyptic world where everybody lives underground where chaos reigns howell is a shepherd protecting the flock of various religious leaders by killing off any undesirables he s a hit man in other words br br the sets are so bad they wouldn t look out of place on a thunderbirds episode the use of slow motion needlessly repeats itself throughout the movie but is well backed up by bad acting and bad is a kind word here no continuity scenes that are thrown in for no reason whatsoever vehicles that looked like they were made from a corn flakes box and a directorial style that bordered on stupidity oh yeah and the storyline was pathetic too br br i hate writing bad reviews about films especially those in which i really like the star but this film is so bad i don t believe for one second that anyone could have been proud of it i am not a filmmaker nor am i a director but i would hide my head in the sand if i d spent whatever amount of money and time on this movie br br in short this was a monumental waste of time and energy and i would not recommend anyone to ever see this film it came free with a dvd player i bought but i still turned the thing off halfway through because i was embarrassed for howell come on c give yourself some credit and wrestle yourself away from these non hit wonders and try to knuckle down and get a good part however small br br and only because there is no setting for ,0
i once caught about a minute portion of this movie on turner classic movies about months back i thought every minute of what i was watching was gold and because it was somewhere in the film s middle and i didn t want to spoil the whole thing if i were to watch it from the start i decided that i would rent it immediately well the video store which i frequent did not have a copy so it took me six months to finally go somewhere else and rent it i had previous to that experience only seen some chaplin shorts funny but not greatly artful but after i saw the snippet of the great dictator i checked out three of his other films city lights the gold rush and modern times city lights was great i found the gold rush a little overrated but still worthwhile and i found modern times to be one of the funniest films i ve ever seen second funniest behind keaton s sherlock jr more exactly br br finally the whole of the great dictator well to be honest it had its moments both of comedy and of drama but these moments don t always mix well chaplin s comedy worked well when mixed with melodrama city lights is the best example of this but it didn t always work with social commentary plus the fact that there was dialogue lessened the impressiveness of chaplin s talent don t get me wrong i liked the movie as a whole but i thought it of little consequence i would have given it a solid on the ratings scale if not for the ending the final speech that the jewish barber gives is enormously powerful yes it is adressed to the tempora et mores of but his message is perfectly applicable to the world today the speech brought me to tears and i consider it one of the best endings i ve ever seen final score ,1
based on the comments made so far everyone seems to either hate this movie or love it i think it would be fair to point out that although this is not a great movie it has its interesting moments for one thing it was filmed on location in colorado was it breckinridge or telluride i can t remember but it is in the credits the location is absolutely stunning and spectacular it s beautiful even to me who lived in colorado for several years br br next it has disney s penchant for wonderful character actors harry morgan has never been in better form than when he plays in a disney movie he is literally hysterical also remember the wonderful mary wickes although she has a bit part in this movie she is great as always if you don t know who she is think of the animated disney version of hunchback from notre dame she was one of the gargoyles and she was also the most interesting nun in sister act as well as the best nun in the trouble with angels she has always been a great character actress and most character actors never receive the recognition they deserve br br in addition to character actors and all star casts in the s s disney may have not had the greatest movies but if you really watch some of them from beginning to end you will notice that every movie has some really funny or hysterical moment in it the entire movie may not be funny but there is always a comic gem at least or in every single live action movie disney ever made whether it s harry morgan in one of his bellowing tones of voice or tim conway floundering around or joe flynn giving one of his priceless looks of horror it is all good the whole film may not be good but there are always hysterical moments in every disney film from this period that i have ever seen disney in this time period always managed to make a person smile despite the dumbness of the film br br bsed on these comments i disagree with viewers who say every disney movie in this time period is awful that statement it not quite accurate rather it is easier for me to give credit to the funny moments and overlook the weaknesses in the plots br br some live action disney movies are true classics old yeller bedknobs and broomsticks mary poppins but for those that aren t i am able to appreciate them for what they were good clean family fun in a time when movies had become vulgar crude and offensive ,0
on steve irwin s show he s hillarious he doesn t even try to be funny and he just is but his movie wasn t even what i would call a movie i mean when that guy on his car is trying to kill him he s just saying oh this is one nasty bloke and looking straight into the camera he put his face in the camera too much and then when the guy falls off the car wouldn t you expect him to be dead and terri had the worst acting i d ever seen like when the crocodile almost ate steve she just says steve she didn t sound scared or anything it was just steve i mean i hate to sound mean but that was not worth seeing i love steve irwin but his movie was just too stupid ,0
dark wolf quick review let s get right to it this is a repugnant piece of rotting roadkill with cow sh t on it it s just an awful movie it s an urban werewolf movie with some of the worst acting imaginable and a story as weak as any gangly nerd from an s high school drama film what s worse is that poor kane hodder was duped into playing the gigantic evil werewolf kane f cking hodder someone s trying to ensure that playing jason voorhees is the height of his film career br br anyway former playmate jaime bergman is also in the movie and she eventually becomes a werewolf too it s kind of a crappy cop drama with the world s worst looking werewolf in it but it does have moments of near rampant nudity but that s about all want to know more okay the werewolf is generally an ugly looking black blur zipping around the screen and when we re privileged enough to actually see a transformation sequence we re presented with something that resembles a full motion video from a video game made during the early stages of the playstation the first playstation the cg animation is really that primitive only good for horror hardcore fanatics that want to see small moments of nudity surrounded by rampant visual vomit br br www residenthazard com,0
i am a big fan of lonesome dove and all the books in the series and i love the movie i was happy to see that they finished up with comanche moon i have been a long time fan of steve zahn and was eager to see him in a serious role i personally think that steve zahn has done an amazing job of re creating gus i can t think of another actor who would have been better he has the voice the mannerisms the pronunciation of word all down to a t granted no one could ever hold a candle to robert duvall as gus but i think that steve zahn has done a pretty darn good job karl urban acts the same in all the movies he has been in so he has made a good match for woodrow call as for the movie itself yeah it s a little corny but can you really beat lonesome dove no i don t think so ,1
this has got to be one of the weakest plots in a movie i have ever seen br br however that is not all that this movie is lacking this movie has the worst acting writing directing special effects you name it it s the worst ever br br i highly advise you to spend your time on worthwhile movies and not waste your time on this garbage br br i do agree with an earlier post that the women were definitely men dressed up in drag and that did give me a laugh i keep trying to figure out if they were being obvious about it or if they were actually trying to be sexy women br br anyway there is not much else in this movie that is worth watching br br to sum it up horrible acting horrible script horrible idea for a movie an hour and a half of my life i want back right now ,0
i love this show it s like watching a mini movie each week the first episode was so gripping and terrifying so was part of the pilot i m definitely gonna keep tuning into this show this is the real survivor i ve looked at a few of the other comments and i can see that already after just one or two episodes the morons here are already crying wolf sorry if it s not another reality show kiddies there was once a time where there were now brace yourself actual tv shows and this one is actually good unlike most of the crappy sitcoms today or the ump teenth carbon copy of a law order or nypd blue or csi series they re dishing out watch this yourself to form your own opinion don t take one from the boneheads here ,1
so there s an old security guard and a guy who dies and then there s kevin the world s biggest wuss kevin wants to impress his incredibly insensitive bratty and virginal girlfriend amy as he returns from work to a random house he finds his friends the sexually confusing red shorted kyle and the truly revolting sluttish daphne they are soon joined by daphne s boyfriend the trigger happy sex crazed macho lunkhead nick and there s the title creatures horrid little dogeared puppets who kill people by giving them their heart s desire kyle s heart s desire is to mate with a creepy yucky woman in spandex nick s heart s desire is to throw grenades in a grade school cafeteria i mean nightclub kevin s heart s desire is to beat up a skinny thug with nunchucks amy s heart s desire is to be a disgusting slut daphne s already a disgusting slut so she doesn t have a heart s desire along the way a truly hideous band sings a truly odd song the hobgoblins randomly go back to where they came from then blow up citizen kane cannot hold a candle to this true masterpiece of american cinema ,0
 baptists at our barbecue is the best film ever made now that i got your attention with that horribly inaccurate statement that should be a hanging offense if spoken let me begin my short overview of this tacky offensive pretentious and boring hunk of junk i guess you could consider a movie first of all the low budget of this stinker is totally obvious based on the very poor and inexperienced direction of christian vuissa and the tacky overly preachy whiny and stilted screenplay by f mathew smith i really despise the fact that it sends a very pro mormon and sort of anti every other religion message yes the story is about a small town half full with mormons and half full with baptists it shows all the main and role model characters being mormon and being so nice and perfect yet they are being picked on by the evil conniving and very judgmental baptists it shows how beautiful mormons are and how cold hearted and ignorant baptists are instead of showing a little solidarity like would be appropriate and realistic i m a part of neither religion i m actually an atheist but this offended me along with another countless amount of baptists most likely it shows the baptists as being very unopened and unwelcoming to the mormons and the mormons being very accepting when again in reality there is a mutual like dislike between them sorry i didn t mean to go off on a rant br br another aspect of baptists at our barbecue i didn t much care for was the acting the performances are very amateurish and unnatural especially from the female lead heather beers miss beers stumbles her way through her part without any passion or feeling for her role and i wasn t too much impressed with dan merkley who s the main character in this lackluster of a motion picture but i have to say he s way more talented or shows more talent in this film then heather beers whoever played the town sheriff was awful also although there is maybe a tiny laugh deep within the film it is full of clichés for example the main character tartan merkley finds solace with a native american who always gives him the best advice on things relating to a tribal way of life how cliché is that to make the situation even more of a pathetic cliché tartan buys the poor lonely heathen a puppy dog ugghhh br br if you want my advice stay as far away from baptists at our barbecue as you can i saw it on the shelf and thought it would be a cute and interesting little indie about religion all i got was a well piece of crap grade d br br my ratings guide a absolutley flawless a a masterpiece near perfect a excellent b great b very good b good c a mixed bag c average c disappointing d bad d very bad d absolutley horrendous f not one redeeming quality in this hunk of hollywood feces ,0
a friend gave me this movie because she liked it i decided i would finally watch it it was sooooooo long i kept waiting for the suspense to happen but it never did i kept waiting for something to happen after the opening scenes and it never did i stopped the movie and came back later i actually forced myself to watch the rest of it hoping it would get better it got worse i kept asking myself who are these people do they have feelings are they just robots i m glad i didn t pay to see it or pay to rent it the end would have been better if dutch died from the gunshot wound at least we would have gotten some emotion from the audience or maybe not ,0
i m all for a bad horror movie but this was just a pile of dog sh t how anyone can call this movie cool or decent is beyond me if you like rushed editing to cover the special effects bad acting and a bad script then go for it there was no suspense whatsoever and the gore factor was laughable because it was so fake i ll take hostel or wolf creek over this pile any day my partner gave up after about minutes she knows a stinker when she sees one i on the other hand stupidly sat through the whole movie just to wait and see if it got any better no such luck i haven t sen his other movie torched and i doubt if i ll bother now ,0
i ll bet i watch this film or times a year and will do so more often now that the hollyweird moguls have seen fit to put it on dvd because it s a classic with a capital c this film is timeless how can people pay nowadays to see the junk that comes out of hollyweird with movies like the egyptian the ten commandments ben hur captain newman md on tape dvd and cable movie channels i could go on forever but this film is so great and for a relative unknown edmund purdom carries the movie like atlas carried the world the story is wonderful the acting is first rate and the graphics at the end are so powerful you sit in your seat for a few minutes just trying to let the words sink in really a knockout of a film i d give this one stars if they d let me they don t make them like this anymore but they should ,1
l homme blesse is not for an impatient adventure seeking audience there are no explosions nor is the drama straightforward like the films of lynne ramsey the director is working more deeply with mood than with storytelling in a manner that is effective and incredibly moving because it does not rely on gratuitous nudity or superficial pop cult story lines this is quite frankly one of the best gay foreign film i have seen also see francois ozon pedro almodovar nicolas roeg s don t look now gets a lot of bad press because it is sold as a horror film that film like l homme is more than what the box might lead you to believe if you are in the mood to sit back and be absorbed by the subtle transformed powers of cinema you ll love this movie ,1
usually when a movie receives a vote of one it is because someone simply dislikes it and is annoyed it doesn t have a lower rating and so decides to drag it down as much as they can instead of just giving it a low rating this is not the case here br br bonesetter is a perfect example of a film it does nothing right and it doesn t have the chance to because it doesn t really attempt to do anything there are strands of a bad d d novel kind of plot which doesn t hold together and a complete lack of any kind of acting throughout it is clear that nobody involved in this project gave it any kind of serious effort because even a completely patently untalented persons hard work would amount to more a truly awful film ,0
what a great film it is the notion of nations sending people fighting each other with giant robots is tacky the ending is not just a fitting one it s more inspirational br br but i am intrigued by the characters it is a pity we never see the relationship of achilles and athena more developed beyond just a couple of kisses and athena s fear for achilles s safety their romance is very enjoyable br br ,1
i m watching this on the sci fi channel right now it s so horrible i can t stop watching it i m a videographer and this movie makes me sad i feel bad for anyone associated with this movie some of the camera work is good most is very questionable there are a few decent actors in the flick too bad they re surrounded by what must have been the director s relatives that s the only way they could have been qualified to be in a movie music was a little better than the acting if you get around to watching this i hope it s because there was absolutely no other option the sequel yes sequel is coming on now i think i ll skip it jason,0
this is a great example of a rather simple film noir story that is handled exceptionally well thanks to excellent direction by otto preminger as well as some lovely acting performances dana andrews stars as a hot headed detective who all too often uses his fists instead of his brains soon after the film begins andrews is being reprimanded for this and is warned that if this continues he ll be off the force a bit later while investigating a crime he s attacked by a suspect and andrews is forced to fight to protect himself this time he does not use excessive force but the assailant is killed andrews panics and assumes they won t believe him so he tries to cover up the death though instead an innocent man is ultimately blamed for the crime br br there s a lot more to the film than this including a plot involving a slimy villain gary merrill and a love interest for andrews gene tierney all in all this is one of the better examples of the genre with great gritty dialog superb lighting and a simple yet very effective story this is the way noir was meant to be ,1
the concept for this movie was quite good but somehow the execution failed on many parts there aren t many horror movies that i can think of that used dolls that looked so realistic especially when these dolls start blinking their eyes or moving hands so much could have been done with this premise there were a lot of scenes where there was room for tension and suspense and i really was expecting creepy things to happen but never did the movie managed to be scary one of the main reasons is that the story is too minimal and predictable i actually thought that they did this on purpose in order to surprise us with some wonderful twist sadly this doesn t happen well at least not in the way that i hoped for the cast also failed to make it all believable it would have been nice if more background was given on the characters in the beginning when we get introduced to the main character it seems that she and other characters are invited by some sort of artist but it also is apparent that they don t have an idea themselves what they are invited for of course this is part of the mystery but it does seem unlikely if i got an invitation without having a clue what the deal is i simply would not go furthermore most characters aren t real likable with the end result that you never actually care for them another flaw is that the director deviates from the basic premise which is scary enough and brings up new elements that never get explained and aren t even relevant to the doll master mystery overall this movie has been a big disappointment to me if you want to see a good horror movie involving dolls go see dead silence ,0
i got lured by the title i was expecting an insightful and intriguing journey into alcoholism instead i got a rather boring and uninspiring story about a rowdy scot br br the leading character isn t given much psychological depth unless you are willing to classify cheesy teen like poetry as psychology br br it was a shame because the core of the story could have been good with a better effort to depict the inner feelings of a man who had to live with alcohol and violence since his youth br br sadly the general idea seems to be more like i m the way i am because that s the way i am and the laughingly bad attempt at giving some sort of poetic edge to a lower class man makes things even worse resorting to the overused cliché of the poète maudit reeks of a quick fix a cheap way to make a dull movie seem smart artsy and meaningful br br but years of alcohol isn t much smart artsy or meaningful the leading character doesn t evolve at all and the feeble attempt of changing fails without a good explanation just like the initial attempt happened rather out of the blue br br the movie borrows heavily from classics such as a clockwork orange and trainspotting but it ultimately fails to recapture their greatness not even for a few seconds br br jobson put too much emphasis on the artistic side of the story and neglected the rest giving us a movie which is pleasant to the eye but insipid to the brain ,0
this is yet another gritty and compelling film directed by sam fuller in the early s this minimalist and fast working director has something unusual for his earlier films a cast with some stars richard widmark jean peters and richard kiley star in this film about a group of communist agents who are trying to sneak secrets out of america and they ll stop at nothing to succeed br br the film starts with peters on a subway car being watched by federal agents they know she is a link in a long espionage chain unknown to everyone is the wild card in the equation a small time pickpocket widmark is also on the train and he manages to steal the secrets that peters is carrying widmark thinks it s just another purse he s ransacked only later does he realize the seriousness of what he s stolen now it s widmark on his own with commies and the fbi hot on his trail br br widmark and the rest are exceptional and the film is gripping from start to finish although she didn t get top billing a special mention should be made of thelma ritter this supporting actress had perhaps the performance of her lifetime as a stool pigeon seldom was she given this much of a chance to act and i was impressed by her ability to play a broken down and sad old lady br br as far as the script and directing go they are very good but with one small exception at first i loved the way widmark and peters interacted it s one of the few times on film you ll see a woman punched square in the mouth now that s tough later inexplicably they become amazingly close too close to be believable still with so much great drama and such an effective noir like film this can be overlooked see this film ,1
 br br one would expect a movie with a famous comedian in the lead role to be a funny movie this is not the case here i laughed out loud once throughout the whole movie and that wasn t even during the final comedy scene which one would also expect to be the funniest this is one you can watch when it comes to tv don t spend any other money renting it ,0
i m sorry guys all who thought this film could be something great i m afraid you would be disappointed br br the standard the movie wanted to set is completely ruined by some very simple plot so simple that the movie is not evolving until the end i asked myself if the plot wasn t about the action but about the main character played by mickey rourke but i found that the character was inconsistent either he is a professional killer or some guilt haunted brother but both don t go together because the kid he tries to guide poses him in dangerous situations where no professional killer would put himself now joseph gordon levitt is a good looking actor but he played his character a little unnatural i didn t believe his acting it looked like the director tried to pull out of him some personality he couldn t provide and he didn t have to because his less crazy behavior was creepy enough the only one whose acting was great was diane lane if not her i would give this movie star br br in conclusion i expected to see some well played movie and some interesting plot and i completely blew it with my high expectations ,0
this movie had a very unique effect on me it stalled my realization that this movie really sucks it is disguised as a thinker s film in the likes of memento and other jewels like that but at the end and even after a few minutes you come to realize that this is nothing but utter pretentious crp probably written by some collage student with friends to compassionate to tell him that his writing sucks the whole idea is i don t even know if it tried to scratch on the supernatural or they want us to believe that because someone fills your mind a very weak one btw with stupid riddles the kind you learn on elementary school recess you suddenly come to the one truth about everything then you have to kill someone and confess what how what why why is just like saying that to make a cake just throw a bunch of ingredients and add water forgot about cooking it i guess these guys forgot to not explain but present the mechanism of why was this happening you have to do that when you present a story which normal everyday acts lie solving riddle rhymes start to have an abnormal effect on people acting was horrible with that girl always trying to look cute at the camera and the guy from highlanders the series acting up like the though heavy metal record store yeah they re all real though s o b s the menacing atmosphere with the oh so clever riddles enter the s series of batman and robin with guest appearance of the riddle and the crazies who claim to have the knowledge behind that smirk on their faces just horrible horrible br br i m usually very partial about low budget movies and tend to root for the underdog by giving them more praise than they may deserve in lieu of their constrictions you know but this is just an ugly excuse for a movie that will keep you wanting to be good for an hour and a half and at the end you will just lament that you fell for it ,0
wow i don t even really remember that much about this movie except that it stunk br br the plot s basically a girl s parents neglect her so this sicko pokemon pretends to be her dad am i the only one disturbed by that then this weirdo pokemon kidnaps ash s mom to pretend to be the girl s i don t care if he was trying to make the girl happy that s just gross br br there was no real plot the girl was just a whiny brat who wanted things her own way she played with unowns was the daughter of entei and apparently could grow and shrink in age on a whim with the help of her dad br br that s pretty much all i can remember but i think you can take it as a hint and not see it or if you do see it don t expect much out of br br seriously if you want a pokemon movie rent pokemon the first movie ,0
the title above is used to introduce the film gen to its audience gen is about a young doctor doga rutkay with an ill mother the film starts with her leaving her mother behind to start her new job while she drives we realise that she is not that close home as the hospital is in a remote area as soon as she steps into the garden of the hospital she sees the death body of a patient this is the beginning of a nightmare for the next few days br br two policemen comes to the hospital so as to investigate the suicide in fact they will have to stay in the hospital because all roads are cut off due to bad weather conditions all their communication with outside world is cut off too there is no way out in those few days there will be more nasty murders now everybody suspects from each other br br in my opinion the idea is brilliant it could have been very scary indeed there are positive sides of the movie of course i really like the beginning of the movie especially when she drives to the hospital and her first moments in the hospital actings are okay some of them are trying too hard to be mysterious and scary though i think the final shock should have been spread into the through out of the movie what i am saying is it was a good twist but instead of showing it as a parody in the end we should have realised that was coming when we see what is happening the director needed to explain it altogether which i think didn t work well also the most dangerous patient in the movie is supposed to be at least years old but his body looks so young and fit for someone who spends most of his life in this hospital lastly i would like to say a few things about the director i am sure he will improve this is his first attempt i have recently found out that he is only years old that made me feel more positive about him and his future films i am not going to rate this film out of though ,0
this show sucks it was put on fridays on roller coaster and whilst it undoubtedly destroyed the running theme of friday programming i shall judge it rationally still i think it sucks it really is super lame zoey and her stupid friends are weak characters and the pot sucks and is really lame br br the lame continuuity and pot sucks and i reckon the dialogue and joes are weak the weak humour and lame sucky characters suck and the whole show is frankly a disappointment not worth watching it sucks and is really really lame it really has to be one of the lamest shows on tv really not worth watching i mean how lame weak and sucky can a show get before it gets axed ,0
no other movie has made me feel like this before and i don t feel bad like i don t want my money back or the time that i waited to watch this movie months nor do i feel bad about using two hours of a sunny summer day in order to view this the reason i say is because no matter how hard i wrack my brain i just can t seem to come up with a word in any of the seven languages that movie was in to sum it up i have no idea what was going on the entire time and half way through the movie i needed a breather no movie has ever done this to me before never in my life have i wanted cauliflower milk and baguettes this much thank you ed br br uh clears throat no words no thoughts i don t know i truly don t know cait,1
i wish it were last dumb thriller but thrillers are like that they are like children numerous illogical and often annoying they want so desperately to be taken seriously but what is there to take seriously about a child s behaviour or a thriller s plot having seen this particular child i mean thriller i understand why reviewers refer to it as a hitchcockian thriller they might as well have called it idiotic for that s what hitchcockian means in the movie dictionary look it up if you don t believe me even the soundtrack is old school hollywood which is a mistake it doesn t fit a late s film and makes it look phony besides how dare they steal de palma s idea of stealing from hitchcock the story is absurd scheider s wife is killed and her killers are never an issue instead first his former employers follow him around and later decide to kill him why do they decide to kill him no explanation perhaps because the fbi is a dark dark organization x files which is very trigger happy about knocking off its former employees for pension funds reasons or perhaps because it s fashionable to want to kill scheider in this movie everyone seems to be after him and while the poor unsuspecting viewer is trying to figure out the mystery by logically assuming that there is a major conspiracy in reality the killer is janet margolin yes the woman occupying scheider s living quarters the one that briefly hinted she was depraved why does she go after scheider at precisely a time when his wife was murdered and he is feeling paranoid and followed by his own ex employers and not a few years earlier or few years after the wife s murder a pure hitchcockian look it up again in the dictionary in case you forgot what it means coincidence and how about that brilliant motive of hers her grandmother was forced into prostitution when she was a fresh off the boat year old virgin in ny and then syphilisized by a bunch of horny jewish men one of whom tah dah is scheider s grandfather as a result margolin has been playing a hooker in her spare time among other things in order to kill off all the descendants of the men who so cruelly syphilisized her once virginal grandmother how hitchcockian look it up is that the finale then shamelessly rips off the mount rushmore scene from north by northwest except that the love interest is a killer and she doesn t get saved br br the movie also offers some dubious off kilter dialog and some not so great acting check out the silly and obvious way in which napier follows scheider at the cemetery let s also not forget the moronic plot device of napier reaching for his jacket and holding his hand very suspiciously but it wasn t a gun how brilliant napier in the tower now there s another string of illogical behavioural patterns j demme was is and always will be a director without style without flair and the man who directed philadelphia let s give him another oscar ,0
while sleeping mr eko is assigned by his brother yemi adetokumboh mccormack in a dream to go with john locke to disclose the meaning of the symbol with the pretext of chasing henry mr eko brings john with him and they find a second hatch called pearl underground the question mark symbol marked on the field where a video explains that the other hatch is a psychological experiment and people behavior pressing the buttons of the computer every minutes are actually subjects meanwhile jack unsuccessfully tries to save libby br br in this episode john locke loses his faith in the island when he finds that they have been monitored in the hatch the disgusting michael sees the anguishing libby wishing that she was dead while hurley jack kate and sawyer are suffering her pain in a deep emotional contrast my vote is eight br br title brazil not available,1
this was painful recently given away as a free dvd with a british newspaper this british belgian co production from could ve fooled me it looks ten years older than that at least is quite deservedly obscure and if you make it past the half hour mark consider yourself a trouper the combining of animation and live action is ropey at best and downright dreadful at worst which makes you wonder why it was decided to even attempt making the film in this manner when clearly the technology wasn t really there harris is no more than a human prop and the animation is some of the most flat and lifeless i ve seen with the obligatory trippy moments especially where the animation of the brainiac type subtracto character is involved that rendered countless cartoon features from the late sixties onward instantly dated the screenplay by don black provides a convincing argument for the usually resilient lyricist to stick to what he does best and the pace is so slow that even the very young will be bored as for adults stick to jonathan swift s original novel ,0
no wonder this was released straight to dvd here in australia no redeeming features what so ever the dialog was hokey the acting awful and the script sucked whoever thought it would be a good idea to do a sequel or follow up to the far superior john badham film wargames from the s well they must of been on something cause it was a bad idea amanda walsh was good in it as the eye candy love interest while matt lanter was good as the other main lead that is about it i would not recommend wargames the dead code to anyone check out hackers or the original wargames film both are better than this piece of crap ,0
the war at home is so good it s become my new favourite show me and my neighboors carly and april watch this together every sunday and laugh at how true to life it is i love how everyone is so sarcastic and so worried and they dwell on every little issue once someone does something stupid they never live it down and that is soooo how family is the father always harps on all three kids about every little thing i love how the parents have no idea how to deal with the kids it s so true to real family life and the fact that the parents are so overwhelmed and have no clue how to solve their teenagers problems just puts the show over the top the war at home is so brutally honest and so true to the world we live in that it has become a milestone for sitcoms to come this isn t happy days or the brady bunch this is real life ,1
okay first off seagal s voice is dubbed over for like of the film why because apparently there were rewriting the script and story as they were shooting and they need to change his dialogue for story continuity as they have multiple versions from the very beginning you just scratch your head because the overdubs are not only distracting but they make no sense br br that said the story still sucked and doesn t make any sense at all when i got the the end i was just scratching my head cause the movie was so pointless and the ending didn t even make sense br br avoid like the plague this movie made me stop watching seagal straight to video movies cause they just get worse and worse ,0
as gently as i can i sincerely believe this movie is a waste of time i did not find it the warm emotionally satisfying film others did i found it boring with music that distracted from the film the story was thin the characters overdrawn and the direction pedestrian br br fooey br br now i m going to write some more about this movie so i make the line minimum there really isn t more to be said and brevity is important but imdb has its minimums so here goes br br young eager kid finds nascent talent seeks time with aging embittered mentor in spite of father s cartoonish homophobia aging embittered mentor turns out to drink a lot and teach very little conflict arises while i don t think this is a spoiler i ve added the warning in case someone feels this much information is too much br br mostly i just found the film boring and pretentious a waste of my time i honestly don t understand what little fuss there seems to be mostly on this web site about the transcendent quality of this movie i think it s really worth avoiding but as dennis miller used to say maybe i m wrong ,0
ok i knew this would be a back alley f film well below b film standards going into it so i thought man i could use a good laugh so let s see some nether beings kill each other well what i got could have been found at your local love toy store random lesbian scenes very little fighting and no plot br br for example one scene in particular i remember for its sheer stupidity only i ve seen better porn on abc is where the two main characters i can t remember their names offhand great movie huh are driving along as they mostly did and the driver was tired of driving and stopped br br driver let s pull over i m tired you want to take over passenger sure i can drive for a while once pulled over the driver starts grabbing the passenger s boobs passenger what are you doing i m not like that driver it s ok everyone does it sometime passenger ok then proceed to take off shirts fondle kiss and perform fellatio br br now last time i checked horror films were not in the porn section of hollywood video unless you re into s m then you go elsewhere and it definitely shouldn t be in the mainstream videos at blockbuster don t get me wrong i m definitely not one of those people who hate porn but i only watch it when appropriate and definitely don t want to watch it if i m looking for a movie in the mainstream stores as this one i rented was at one of the two retailers i named and probably at the other too if i went and looked br br worst movie ever no one should rent it and it should only be bought for a public burning ceremony if i could give it a i would but i can only give it a of ,0
if you are a pauly shore fan you will laugh your butt off if not this is a silly mess wasting some very good talent a cute coed carla gugino from south dakota invites her california college dorm counselor shore home to share thanksgiving notable cast members lane smith cindy pickett mason adams and the drop dead gorgeous tiffani amber thiessen watch where you step ,0
the music is by stravinsky and not by stupid incompetent philip glass and was written ten years before glass unfortunate birth the staging is simply extraordinary the narrative in japanese adds a threatening quality and intensity that the latin version does not have cf terzieff s version the giant heads and hands are totally justified by the mythic aspect of the tale the props and make up used for the plague are simply spot on it s taymor s best work the singers are very good especially terfel langridge is quite moving and clean and norman finds the right expression and her beauty is magnified here and finds its right place larger than life simply a must ,1
i have mixed emotions about this film especially as it compares to its forerunner br br an american werewolf in london that film had it s funny moments it was still more of horror tale than anything else this updated version now set in paris does not have that edge at all and simply isn t in the same class but it does have some good things going for it that the first film did not have and overall it s still fun to watch br br so werewolf purists aside most of whom think this film is pure garbage compared to the london version i ll still give it decent marks since i don t care what others think i liked it even though i agree london is better and i prefer that version too br br the first minutes of this movie is strictly played for laughs including a hysterical scene with a balloon in a restaurant it also introduces the lead female character played by julie delpy i don t see enough of this actress she doesn t seem to make that many films or least ones i hear about over here in america this french actress has a face that is classic beauty so the film got points for having her in it and she looks great br br when the horror starts it can get scary and the special effects are good i also liked the lack of profanity in this film unlike the first one no f words and no lord s name in vain amazing br br however there are plenty of sexual remarks and there is one scene with a guy running out of bar tied to a cross which was blasphemous to me the soundtrack is heavy metal which isn t appealing to a middle aged guy like me either this film is geared a lot more toward somethings if that helps anyone br br it s entertaining just don t expect it to live up to the first film ,1
 a very pretty red headed woman waiting for her plane meets a charming young man that she connects with as the two get on their flight and sit next to each other the young man jack becomes deadly as he threatens lisa to either change the room that a politician and his wife will be staying in or else have her father die see now that s what you happens when you fly coach stuff like that never happens in first class br br other than having a conflict that takes place on a flight the other thing that this movie shares with flightplan is the sheer unbelievability if that s a word of the story the point of the whole is to get the main character to change a politician s room so he can be assassinated which is a pretty plausible plan but won t it have being easier for jack to just find someone that was computer savvy and have them hack into the hotel s system teenagers today can damn near do anything with computers so i m pretty sure it would have been easier for him to simply get someone to change it using a computer instead of going through the trouble of spying on lisa and getting her into the predicament that she lands on in the movie br br plus one thing that struck me as odd was how no one on the plan heard a single thing they were talking about this is a very small plane were talking about here and since their voices were raised occasionally it seems to me like the other passengers should have heard something but i m sure that i m reading way too much into it the movie is meant to be as realistic as an episode of so one can t be perplexed by such complexities for all my complaints though this is still a very fun movie that gets the job done it s not exactly the type that requires to shut of your brain but at the same time it doesn t require great intelligence to fully enjoy br br i d love to sit here in my comfy chair and rave about the brilliant acting in the movie but really i can t i love rachel mcadams i love cillian murphy and i like brian cox but they don t really stretch their acting muscles here it s not really much of a problem since this isn t the movie that studios hope to win multiple awards and the acting isn t the least bit horrible just not great wes craven isn t exactly the first that comes to mind when you think of a movie like this but he does a very nice job considering the time they had to film the movie and the lack of depth to the script it was definitely a huge improvement over the disappointing cursed and as much as i liked him doing something different with this movie i still would love for him to go back to doing what he did in the past which is great horror movies that is talked about decades after it s release br br one nice thing about the movie which i really appreciated was just how short the movie was it is great to sit and watch a nice three hour or so movie once in a while but nowadays it s like every movie that comes out feels too long where as this movie just felt like the right length not too long and too short they don t waste time by trying to develop the characters too much because they know this isn t the movie for that and by doing so they made a very nice short movie being a huge film music geek i have to say that the best part of the movie is the ultra cool score by marco beltrami it s really nice to see beltrami go from writing the predictable stuff to the great music he s doing now i really the cool techno orchestral stuff he does for the main titles too bad that i can t find the soundtrack anywhere would have really loved to listen to the titles anytime i wanted instead of having to pop in the dvd when i want to hear it br br overall it s nice for what it is and whiles it s far from great cinema should still provide for some small entertaining hour and a half,1
i know that in this episode there s other stuff apart from what i am going to discuss and in fact i think it has some virtues for example the fact after we had been given a very negative opinion of jin from seeing sun s flashbacks in house of the rising sun we get to see jin s side of things and get a new more balanced understanding of his life br br but there is an element in this story that made me so deeply uncomfortable that it greatly dampened my enjoyment of the whole episode before now in the scene where jin appeared with blood on his hands and shirt it had been hinted that sun s father was someone who was getting rich through shady illegal methods i thought maybe he was a mob boss even mobs operate in korea just like in almost every other country in the world so it was a reasonable possibility however in this episode we learn that sun s father is in fact the boss or a top executive of a korean automotive company and that what jin had been doing was physically attacking a government official who was actually going to be murdered on his behalf br br i may be especially touchy about this because i happen to work in the automotive industry but i would say it is spectacularly offensive and racist to even suggest that this kind of thing goes on in korea that huge serious companies like hyundai or kia which must be the model for this fictitious car company as they are the only ones that actually exist in reality operate with these mafia like methods instead of like any normal automotive company of the west it is just unbelievable to me that the writers would have the gall to write something like that into the story and that there hasn t been an uproar in korea over it it feels like extraneous buy american propaganda portraying foreign car companies as criminal untrustworthy third world outfits ,0
in a word amazing br br i initially was not too keen to watch pinjar since i thought this would be another movie lamenting over the partition and would show biases towards india and pakistan i was so totally wrong pinjar is a heart wrenching emotional and intelligent movie without any visible flaws i was haunted by it after watching it it lingered on my mind for so long the themes the pain the loss the emotion all was so real br br this is truly a masterpiece that one rarely gets to see in bollywood nowadays it has no biases or prejudices and has given the partition a human story here no one country is depicted as good or bad there are evil indians evil pakistanis and good indians and pakistanis the cinematography is excellent and the music is melodious meaningful thanks to gulzar sahib and haunting everything about the movie was amazing and the acting just took my breath away all were perfectly cast br br if you are interested in watching an intellectual and genuinely wonderful movie look no further this movie gives it all i recommend it with all my heart amazing cannot describe how excellent it is ,1
 telefilms tend to fall under the pitfalls of a low budget and a hasty shooting schedule which is why this film always tends to buck the trend br br george c scott embodies ebenezer scrooge perfectly fully encompassing all of his cold tendencies and still makes him a simpathetic character the production value for this film was exceptional never relying on boffo special effects or soundstage set ups yet relying on the depth and clarity of on site shooting and strong backdrops a movie that certainly stands alone ,1
batman returns it is my opinion that the first batman of the batman series was only half the movie that batman returns is in the first batman by tim burton we had only batman and the joker both played wonderfully by michael keaton and jack nicholson br br in batman returns we have what i feel is the most perfectly cast batman movie yes even better then dark knight keaton returns as batman and is perfect in the role never going to far over top with the character of batman which is perfect in this film when it comes to the two villains that he s up against first you have danny devito who is delightfully insane as the penguin then you have michelle pfeiffer as cat woman who i dare to say is one of the most interesting and complex villains in the batman movies i feel this way about pfeiffer because of the way she becomes the cat woman she starts off as the rather pathetic mousy selena kyle and then truly dives into the dark side of her mind and what you get is a brilliant performance of a woman who goes from trying to be a hero to a villain and then i suppose back to a hero in the end also in this amazing cast you have the evil businessman max schreck played by the amazing and legendary christopher walken while in a supporting role there s something about this role that i love and maybe it s the look of schreck in the film that makes his performance all the better then it already is br br story wise i have to say that batman returns has so much more going on this time around as opposed to the first batman part of the reason i loved this story so much is the fact that burton dared to go in a much more darker and twisted direction as opposed to nicholson s over the top antics you have the story on the penguin and how he tries to deceive the people of gotham into making him the new hero and mayor of the city then you have cat woman and her struggle to decide just who she really is and what she should do with her new persona when it comes to batman i feel that in this one he s more the ring leader that holds the two stories together but of course kicking ass at the same time br br cinematography was the film is dark and atmospheric just like the story that s taking place within it gotham city never looked as good as it does on blu ray and hd so if you have the chance to see it this way then by all means do because it truly adds to the overall experience of batman returns br br so all in i truly feel that of all the batman movies batman returns believe it or not tops the dark knight for me because while i enjoyed that movie for heath ledger s amazing performance as the joker i felt that the movie was lacking something batman returns lacks nothing so if you want to see an amazing film with what i feel is a perfect cast then this is the batman to light the bat signal for ,1
i thought this movie was absolutely hilarious i already knew it was going to be a funny movie but it was funnier than i expected sure there were some lame jokes but they cracked me up i thought the actors were going to turn out to be pretty bad but the actors were good in acting out this comedy i have to give kudos to amanda bynes she looked surprisingly like her brother and pulled off an awesome performance as a boy as for the other actors they were funny as well of course there were moments where you yell at the screen how can you not tell but that s all part of the fun in the end the plot turned out pretty well there s a happy ending but what d you expect br br overall just hilarious ,1
the timing of this film being released could not be better particularly in light of all the turmoil in this world today the film is a heartwarming endearing and witty a piece if you have siblings and still have parents alive this will hit home well for the viewer if you ve lost your parents then it will touch you deeply the laughs come frequently the ensemble cast works very well together and are believable this film is intelligently written and the lines that come from each of the actors make the viewer laugh out loud frequently there are moments that will bring tears to your eyes as well i would recommend this film to anyone who respects the importantce of family and can follow an intelligent film ,1
 afterlife is about a somewhat arrogant reasonably wealthy man who discovers that his mother is dying and finds himself looking after his sister who has down s syndrome he can t be bothered with her and basically just wants to get her off his hands he has better things to do at one point he finds that he has to take her by car she doesn t like flying across the country br br if that all sounds familiar to you it is probably because you have seen rainman a film far superior to its imitator afterlife that it copies the basic premise heck it nicks a few characters and even scenes too is not the fundamental problem with the film the fundamental problem is that i did not care about these characters br br the brother kenny kevin mckidd is a bit of a womaniser he has a girlfriend who comes and goes in the story and who learns to like the down s syndrome sister again this is taken from rainman he is a journalist trying to get an interview with a doctor who is facing a scandal when he ends up looking after roberta the sister he doesn t have much time for her and sometimes leaves her alone for a little too long when she wanders off he becomes even angrier towards her am i spoiling anything by saying that he becomes a nicer loving person by the end of the film br br roberta is not determined to be normal she is normal and wishes people would stop treating her differently she is played by paula sage an actress who does have down s syndrome and her performance is easily the best thing about the film why did the screenwriter not explore her character more well probably because that would mean the characters would get in the way of the story when we surely already know the story anyway didn t the filmmakers see the problem they were creating br br for a film about a dying mother and her handicapped daughter the father is absent i think he is dead but i m not sure it is surprising how little impact the film has on the emotions of the viewer the scenes are performed in such a standard dull way with such standard predictable dialogue that i found myself rolling my eyes br br i have nothing against sentimentality in films but it only really works if you care about the characters here the characters are so uninteresting and two dimensional that i didn t really think there was much to care about rain man has an emotional climax but that moved me because i cared about the characters br br talking of climaxes this film has a stinker there is sequence at the end of the film that starts off as an unbelievable situation and ends up in even worse territory an unforgivably cruel trick is played on the audience the sequence is designed to move the audience but ends up being horribly manipulative and offending the intelligence of the viewer audiences aren t stupid and they know when the film is cheating what a cheap shot br br there is not one scene in this film that has the impact it should there are a few sequences that are funny yes but when the characters talk to each other i can practically see the screenplay in front of me moving predictably and uninterestingly never hitting anything that touches the mind or the heart there are those phoney arguments that are reserved especially for the movies where the other character knows exactly what the reply is why don t supposedly realistic films not realise that in real life anger can be irrational and sometimes people can t express their emotions and they might say things that don t make sense or not be able to say anything at all all of the actors in this film deserve better material this film is not based on fact but i think a documentary on a family with a down s syndrome member would be much more interesting that way we might have had truth and emotion for some reason the characters in this film think that an emotion only involves saying something loudly and making a suitable facial expression br br out of ,0
can t get much eerier than flatliners this deep dark film had my heart pumping throughout the lighting is dark and will get you in the mood for a death defying experience literally keifer is in top form as he is today in he s a great actor and he plays a very convincing and shocking role you won t forget for years to come and what can you say for the rest of the cast an all star lineup julia is hotter than ever will oliver and kevin light up the stage in this thriller that will keep you gripping your seats it s a refreshing sight to see a true thriller with top notch professional actors you won t regret seeing this hour seat bender jl,1
the directors cut version which was the one i saw was very long for this type of movie almost two hours is way too long if you have the choice definitely go for the non directors cut br br the main plot is almost not taken up at all the movie consists to the main part of several murder scenes which are connected but the feeling is that they re only shown in order to fill the movie with splatterish violence the connection is not revealed until the latter part and the lack of context bored me out long before i was there br br as a horror movie it doesn t work you never get the required feel for the characters due to mediocre acting and the general disposition character is presented minutes later character is dead this pictures strong side lies in the splatter part ,0
out of the many films i ve seen tommy boy is a rare film where i can watch it over and over and it s still funny david spade and the late chris farley do their best in this film and is a must see by anyone who s a fan of the spade farley duo ,1
an unassuming subtle and lean film the man in the white suit is yet another breath of fresh air in filmic format from ealing studios while i suspect some modern viewers may initially find it obscure i doubt many would fail to be charmed by the expert way the plot the themes and characters are languidly relayed during the film s course br br the genuinely great alec guinness gives another fine characterization in a film perhaps not as obviously virtuoso as ealing s inspired kind hearts and coronets from this time he merely plays one character rather than eight but as the unworldly inventor and scientist sidney stratton he always finds the correct tone and expression along with guinness subtle expressive performance the rest of the cast are effective of the main players cecil parker and ernest thesiger do stand out thesiger is compellingly absurd as the crippled but influential business grandee while parker is dependable as the ineffectual yet pivotal mill owner and father father that is of joan greenwood the deftly delectable comic actress who is at her insurmountable peak in this film resplendent and seductive of aspect and diction she is quite sublime in this film a fine contrast with the similarly unusual but more maladroit guinness the scene where she seemingly tries to tempt him is played so adeptly by the pair that it is both deeply poignant and amusing br br the themes are handled very effectively with no easy morals drawn the complexities of the relationships between science business and the workforce are insightfully and enjoyably examined expertly helmed by alexander mackendrick this film is technically adept in all areas evocative photography fitting sound effects and music and a wistful script all quietly impress a thoroughly satisfying film with guinness and greenwood magnificent br br rating ,1
 minutes of mindy mindy is a tease to boyfriend bill mindy prances at the high school dance mindy hitchhikes to big sur shoplifts a loaf of shepherd s bread mindy nearly gets gang raped ah the pleasures of crown international drive in features you must remember that these films were never designed to be watched start to finish on dvd players they were made as minutes of ambiance so the teens of the s would have a soundtrack as they got it on in their pintos and citations the lack of pacing and structure didn t matter to the original audience they probably only tuned in when the t a on screen matched what they were up to out in the parking lot the film is really irritating when watched as a story it s a lot more fun to talk about it than watch it my favorite inanities bill and his friend accompany the teacher to find mindy with no luggage or change of underwear they spend nights sharing a motel room with the teacher just like in real life after being abducted and nearly raped by depraved bikers and after their innocent friend pan is savagely beaten mindy and her girlfriend find an unattended motorcycle on the road mindy immediately brightens up and chirps i m going to big sur but again it s a lot more fun to talk read about than sit through ,0
being a fan of the game and watching this film made me physically vomit br br it was an awful film though the story was similar to the games plot the whole super human soldiers thing other than that jack carver an all american man in the game is played by a germen unless thats some sort of twisted irony that is what made me pull a middle finger at my tv screen the second it started the fact that you can tell its filmed in a forest in the middle in what seemed like the middle of summer this is uncalled for because the game is set in the tropical rain forest whereas this looks like the director just looked out his window in the morning and went thats a good forest br br this is a note to all directors if you ever plan to make a film based on a game book play it understand it and ask fans about it don t just play it for an hour and assume you know it ,0
i wish i could give this movie a zero out of ten before going to this movie the day after it came out i came on imdb to check out the comments a comment called the movie predictable and cheesy with terrible dialog i never go by other people s opinions so i wasted seven dollars for this crap movie it had to be one of the worst movies i ve ever seen br br the person who wrote the script should be pushed off a cliff since when do scary movies have sappy scenes i swear i m amazed there weren t any group hug moments br br i think i jumped once and that s because i zoned out thinking about my research paper for english the clichéd birds cat popping out of nowhere thing when you thought something was gonna happen br br and the characters were stupid my friend and i almost died laughing when the alarm went off and the main character said i have to get my mom s shawl you idiot screw the shawl safety is just a few steps away but no my mom s shawl that didn t match the dress by the way is wayyyy more important than my health and safety and to top it all off they take her back to her house knowing that the killer knew where she lived god br br my friend and i also predicted the entire movie and not just the i bet he s hiding under the bed moments it was the he stole the bellhop s clothes and sneaked out of the hotel and it s the detective coming down the hallway not the killer moments movies should never be this predictable disney movies aren t even this predictable br br i m gonna complete my rant now by saying this was a terrible movie i m glad i went to see it in theaters so i wouldn t buy it for and then hate it it was just bad it would ve been better if only one thing would ve happened if after being shot by the detective the killer would have fallen down in the same position he got shot in knife in hand falling and stabbing the girl on his way down oh how lovely that would ve been br br don t waste your time or money go see a good movie ,0
computing can there be anything more boring sitting in front of a computer all day typing away at some keys all day every day tap tap tapping that s much of the problem with this movie the heroine sits in front of a computer vdu tapping the keys and no matter how many looks of agitation she gives or how much suspenseful notes the composer strikes or how many extreme close ups the director uses there s not much excitement down to the fact that there s few things less exciting than watching somebody on a computer br br there s a few other problems too much of them factual errors regarding how computers work is it possible to hack into a computer that is both turned off and not connected to the internet i guess that when the net was made years ago very few people would understand how computers worked so the screenwriters would have been able to bs at length but since we now live in a global village where nearly every household in the western world has their own computer the audience are certainly very clued up on the factual errors of this movie and of course there s too many instances where someone acts stupid or out of character at crucial times in order to progress the plot which makes the net a very mediocre movie,0
the movie is very realistic absolutely it does not belong to the hollywood cinema genre where every line must be pronounced in a perfect manner and where every move is precise the actors playing the roles of the lovers do a great job representing the characters feelings and thoughts their everyday life adventures overall the movie climaxes the viewer to a depressed state this is where the realism of the whole story is apparent not everything happens the way we think it should happen i can say though that the movie does not end on a bad note we watch we learn we experience ourselves that is probably the moral of this story ,1
most critics seem to have dismissed this film like so many other charles bronson vehicles as just another patchwork of mindless violence and while there is a fair amount of mayhem death wish is not that awful of an effort particularly for fans of the series and its star br br this time out aging charlie s paul kersey is let loose by a police chief desperate to clean up a rough part of new york city the trigger happy vigilante moves into the heart of gang territory where he once again becomes a one man army in an urban war of good versus evil bronson at least the older version is truly at his best br br i m not saying death wish is a classic indeed to the discriminating eye it has a plethora of imperfections the characters are generally made of cardboard the violence is over the top a man well into his s outruns and outspooks dozens of young punks but in the tradition of the original death wish and later films such as falling down with michael douglas it has a definite crowd pleasing charm who doesn t want to see gangbangers get their due there are also some great cheesy moments and one liners so common in s films when a tenant of his apartment building sees kersey setting up a booby trap for instance the vigilante lightheartedly says he s thinning the herd a line only bronson can truly make work br br so you see the key to enjoying death wish is to accept it for what it is it ain t spielberg and it ain t art so throw the popcorn in the microwave and have fun with it ,1
charles chic sales is absolutely terrific as the sole member of the leeds family willing to testify against a gangster they saw murder a policeman and an informant he fought at bull run in the civil war and his patriotism runs high even after his son in law is beaten and one of his grandson s is kidnapped by the gang intimidating all the other members fear of his grandson s death is no excuse he says he wouldn t want his grandson living in a country run by gangsters anyway the conflict between civic duty and personal safety is driven home sharply in this oscar nominated story walter huston is also a standout as the hard driving district attorney threatening the family with perjury if they don t back up their identification of the killer in court the rest of the cast including the sleazy killer ralph ince are all excellent and the film is snappily directed by william a wellman there s also good suspense as sales disappears just as the trial is about to begin ,1
i remember when this film was up for the academy awards and did not win in any category for the life of me i cannot remember what it was up against but one thing i can say it was one of the best movies i have ever seen and the fact that steven spielberg directed the film did not persuade me one bit br br essentially it is about a black woman s trials and tribulations as she is growing up from a girl to a woman there are a lot of insinuations that are disturbing and horrifying but all of them are needed to see how much this woman has put up with along the way we see other women who have had to put up with their hardships and walk with them to redemption whoopi goldberg gives her best performance ever in this movie danny glover should have also gotten at least nominated for his role in this film br br and the best part of this movie is that it treats its subjects humanely not like some sideshow freak shows like the more recent beloved did i encourage anyone of any race to see this film ,1
i had my reservations about watching the return to lonesome dove after seeing and enjoying the original so much without tommy lee jones reprising his role as woodrow call or anjelica huston as clara i figured it just wouldn t seem authentic enough upon viewing return i can honestly say it s a worthy successor the actors really make the show with jon voight rick schroder and oliver reed all preforming at their very best i admit the story might not be quite as engrossing as the first but return definitely has it s share of excitement and captures the romance of the old west in a way that few other films have anyone who still has reservations can rest assured that the return to lonesome dove succeeds in capturing the feel of the original and will not disappoint do yourself a favor and check it out ol gus would be proud ,1
i really enjoyed this episode which was a great surprise given the bad reputation it seems to have acquired from a pure writing perspective the mm shrine is an absolute treat with fantastic dialogue and character analysis typical of sterling in particular i really enjoyed the philosophical indulgences of the episode tackling themes of existence and reality whilst balancing it with more psychological topics such as denial pride and desire the sixteen millimeter shrine is an episode about how these ideas based around an unwillingness to accept change can seemingly alienate a person from the rest of the ever changing world it is also a fantastic example of cerebral twilight zone one that explores the mind rather than the world outside it these elements all come together very nicely to create a thought provoking and incredibly interesting minutes br br the episode is not without its faults however which mainly lay in lupino and leisen shoes ironically i felt lupino was unconvincing throughout with only a few scenes that could count as memorable this of course being an absolute shame considering how well sterling had written her character furthermore leisen didn t seem to know what to do with most of his characters sometimes having them stand around on set doing next to nothing which probably explains why accepted the poor performances from lupino half the time thankfully balsam does a good job of covering up a lot of weak spots helping redeem the show from an acting perspective at least br br as i said previously however if you re a fan of classic film and cerebral science fiction this shouldn t be as bad as it s sometimes made out to be in addition to the writing that i mentioned above the episode also features some fantastic photography it still amazes me that the show looks this good nearly fifty years later and decent enough set design overall the sixteen millimeter shrine is a great episode and above all is certainly one to make you think ,1
 the couch trip is one of those silly comedies that they cranked out in the s in this case dan aykroyd plays a mental patient who poses as a psychiatrist and he goes to beverly hills to sub for charles grodin most of the movie s humor springs from their satirical look at beverly hills and people s empty lives there a woman has a power struggle with her maid br br it s the sort of movie that you just watch to have a good time don t expect any kind of religious experience but you ll most likely laugh a lot at how the beverly hills people flaunt their wealth also starring walter matthau donna dixon arye gross and victoria jackson of uhf ,1
new york i love you is a collective work of eleven short films with each segment running around minutes long the shorts don t exactly relate but they all have something in common love every short is about finding love either if it s about a couple or just two strangers chitchatting the film stars an ensemble cast among them shia labeouf natalie portman hayden christensen orlando bloom chris cooper andy garcia christina ricci irrfan khan robin wright penn julie christie ethan hawke bradley cooper rachel bilson and anton yelchin with such a stellar cast and such an interesting premise i was expecting a tremendous film the problem is new york i love you doesn t add up it remains the sum of its parts some of the segments are funny original and interesting but others are so meaningless orlando bloom christina ricci and ethan hawke maggie q segments that it s appalling the film is definitely uneven and has a very experimental tone story wise it seems like something a few film students could put together having said that the film has some great moments as well one of the best being the segment about an old couple played by eli wallach and cloris leachman walking along in brooklyn on their th wedding anniversary and it s moments like this that made me as a viewer wish the film was more consistent because there s a lot of potential here but as unsatisfying as the overall story ends up being for me the cinematography and soundtrack saved the all thing the editing was perfect the way the film was shot was very impressive and the ethereal soundtrack couldn t be more fitting in the end new york i love you feels like an experimental film and as in most experiences there s highs and lows it s how one looks at the film as a whole that will determine if he enjoys it or not it might be worthwhile for some and a waste of time for others br br ,1
this is one of barbara stanwyck s earlier films and it sure does have an unconventional theme she s making money by dancing with men at a dance hall she really doesn t like the work but it s a living her boyfriend seems like a pretty nice guy but she s also pursued by rich guy ricardo cortez well after marrying it turns out her nice guy is a thieving womanizing weasel and rich cortez turns out to be a heck of a guy by the end of the film barbara simply has had enough as any sane woman would walk from this horrid marriage br br in the s and early s hollywood did pretty much anything it wanted and some of their films had themes or scenes that would surprise many today such as nudity adultery and bad language while ten cents a dance isn t a blatant example of this morality it does have a theme that never would have been allowed after the toughened production code was created and enforced starting in in some ways the code was great after all parents didn t need to worry about what their kids saw in films such as nudity in ben hur however it also tended to sanitize some of the movies far too much and there is no way this particular film could have been made and approved because it tends to glorify divorce a serious no no and thereafter this is really a shame as i don t think ten cents a dance was bad at all to discuss this especially since the star barbara stanwyck was married to a philandering thief even so allowing the film to end with her divorcing him and marrying a man who himself was twice divorced just couldn t have been br br overall the film is interesting and thought provoking plus it was well paced and suited its relatively short run time give this one a look br br fyi sadly ricardo cortez was actually not hispanic but changed his name because of possible prejudice because he was jewish he was an excellent leading man of his time but today is all but forgotten ,1
hey guys and girls don t ever rent or may god forbid buy this piece of garbage i have rarely seen a film in any genre as bad as this one the acting is actually worse than me and my friends did when we were and in the grade had to act in front of all parents and siblings in fact we would have been taken up to evaluation for the oscars if we were to be compared to the actors in darkhunters the story is terrible the makeup is terrible the filming is terrible the set is terrible the directing is terrible etc i can t actually find anything worth the money spent to see this film maybe except all the cats which my girlfriend thought were kind of cute please use your money on other things than on this film i couldn t even see the last minutes of the film it was that terrible if anyone really liked this film i would really like to hear from you and i will try to see if i can get you some counseling at a psychiatrist s office near you br br out of actually below if possible not worth the dvd or tape it is on ,0
i just bought this movie yesterday night and i love it everyone did great acting in it especially ryan dunn and bam margera the whole plot was great and as dunn said in the extras on the dvd they made it seem like he was reliving the whole thing all over again this movie has made my number one spot in my favorite movies i can t stop replaying scenes over and over again just to see it again i ve never done that with any other movie i would definitely recommend this to other people to watch because it is such a great movie and if you like bam margera it s a perfect movie for you the little montages that they show in between every scene are just great i think that those have to be my favorite parts of the movie they are very sad with mostly music from the band him which of course is my favorite band ,1
the stars are for phillip seymour hoffman nothing else and no one else in this movie deserves even a wee smidgen of a star well ok amy adams deserves a wee smidgen but the smidgenometer doesn t seem to be working so i ll stick with tom hanks nothing julia roberts nothing mike nichols do you see a trend yet aaron sorkin omg not a chance br br i could rant on for several paragraphs about the way charlie wilson s war glosses over history morality legitimacy and so on but i don t think any such rant could outweigh the gushing of aaron sorkin fans the rest of you beware spend your movie money elsewhere br br still if you re looking for a pithy comment here s mine you can put hot fudge sauce on a pile of garbage but it changes nothing garbage is garbage and so is charlie wilson s war ,0
once again i took a chance and rented this bag of crap billed as a horror flick there wasn t one scene not one that was even remotely scarey not one sure there was some nudity but all the lesbian action got a little old i guess maybe that was suppose to be this movie s saving grace and dan what an annoying ass bag right from the beginning i knew i was in for it when good ol dan first spoke and he was suppose to be intimidating what a laugh all in all this movie is dreadfully awful how in the hell do movies like this get made if you want a movie with a few thrills in it don t rent this one this movie is about as thrilling as the teletubbies ,0
this movie is so bad but its so bad that i was laughing my ass off for people that like movies do not watch this one for people who like movies good and bad i recommend this one the story lines shaky the script is horrible the acting is horrible to mediocre the soundtrack throughout the movie was corny but i loved it the cool catchphrases were a plus tho ha ha if it can bleed it can die the fight scenes cracked me up it seemed to me like they spent more time on those parts than any other cuz the fight scenes for the most part were pretty clean i almost feel like this movie could have been good if it weren t for the f x no it would have still been a crapshoot the eye thing was corny and how the chick was eating the guys stomach in the kitchen they coulda done something where shed be actually eating something or at least put more of the fake blood on her face and the lighthouse explosion disappointed me i thought they might have gotten real fire instead of crappy computer synthesized stuff and the ending was so predictable which surprised me when they actually did what i though they might do so overall id say this is a classic as far as crappy movies go its in my bottom ,0
late night on bbc was on my way to bed but curiosity piqued at a contemporary set irish film so i stayed to watch for a few minutes and then stayed to the end i have to admit that the main attraction was the only english actress kelly reilly who is stunning to look at br br this is billed as a black comedy which is one of the hardest things to pull off it should be the perfect blend of horror and horrible laughs so that in the end you don t know why you re laughing for me martin scorsese s after hours is the best example dead bodies is more black than comedy but the plot rattles along and spirals down towards further blackness i didn t spot the final twists in the tale as some other posters here did so i was suitably surprised br br as a snapshot of the irish film industry in it all seems rather worthy it doesn t look like they spent too much on the making of it so it had a chance to make its money back the script could ve been a whole lot sharper but the acting was on the whole pretty good i m glad i watched it flaws and all tho i don t think i learnt much about ireland today especially their policing methods ,1
the movie held my interest mainly because dianne keaton is my favorite actress i disagree with some of the other posts on the grounds that the plot was not convoluted i had no trouble following it maybe some people had too much eggnog the night before the movie was very sad and touching as well what more do you want alexa davalos is a fine new talent beautiful too and tom everett scott does an excellent job with his part as well the relationship of the mother and daughter may have been a bit unrealistic but the behavior of the young people in the movie was not it was tragically sad but enlightening it sure beat the other shows that were on tv new years day evening,1
a large bed possessed by a demon eats people among other things i m not making this up br br completed in and not officially released until it came to dvd in death bed the bed that eats is a movie whose plot is impossible to describe you most likely know of it thanks to patton oswalt s excellent bit about it as well as stephen throwers essential book nightmare usa while watching it you wonder the following br br who is george berry and what drugs did he smoke inject snort before writing and directing this movie br br is this a horror comedy a combination of a horror flick and an art movie a weird prank being pulled on the audience br br what the hell am i watching br br death bed really defies any explanation i know that term is overused but it couldn t be truer than it is here this truly beggars description it is a horror comedy as well as art film horror hybrid but the whole thing is so surreal it must be seen the score sounds like the electronic bits from an old candlemass album the acting is terrible and disconnected from everything the direction is surprisingly competent and the movie at times feels like a jesus franco movie that is if his movies were intentionally funny br br in the end there really is no proper way to describe this movie lord knows i ve tried but really few movies are as odd unique or mind boggling as this is see it but you ve been warned this is also the only movie george berry has ever done he definitely left his mark on the exploitation genre with this i ll tell you that much ,1
this movie is without a doubt the worst horror movie i ve ever seen and that s saying a lot considering i ve seen such stinkers like demon of paradise lovers lane and bloody murder which is a close second however i love bad horror movies and as you can tell from my username this one really sticks out at times there s nothing more entertaining than a poorly made slasher flick as for this film the opening scene in which a woman gets fried in a tanning booth appears to have no bearing on the film whatsoever especially since the movie fails to tell you that the event happened years prior to the rest of the film the acting is nonexistent and most of the camera shot are of women s areas shrink wrapped in spandex the policeman was the most stone faced monotone actor i ve ever seen the best worst part of this movie however has to be the murder weapon a giant safety pin what were they thinking who s the killer a disgruntled huggies employee i d have to give this movie an overall zero but darned if i didn t have a blast watching it,0
to start off this happens to be my favorite of the st os br br in addition to stuoz s critical comments i ll throw in some more getting technical when the enterprise fires it s photon torps at a blind target they d have to be mighty close to direct hits i believe in order to cause any disturbance much less damage to the romulan vessel with the vacuum of space to contend with br br i had somewhat of a problem with the romulan commander questioning his faith in the romulan protocol or their leadership unless it has to do with attacking vulnerable targets outposts in the neutral zone that are not at war also i don t think commander would fall for the basic or simple tactics that kirk played such as playing dead or falling for the ploy that the subordinate puts on him about whether or not to attack the enterprise when it is playing dead br br on the enterprise i m surprised that after seeing the romulan vessel s method of attack earlier that sulu would say are they surrendering when it attacks the enterprise the first time br br funny how spock can only get the repair done on the weapons control right when the emergency is over br br also in the final attack i thought the romulan vessel was uncloaked too long so long that spock could run down a couple aisles and back to the weapons room and activate and fire the photon torpedoes i would have used phasers at this point but i m sure it had to do with the technicians and budget br br on the positive side it s a good drama played on the romulan vessel in which to introduce us to the romulans great scenes with stiles telling a good deal of the human knowledge of the romulans also his conflict with spock is right up there i wished stiles character would have stayed on the show for a while if for nothing else than the energy he added br br it s only in fun that i point out the negatives and goofs i m sure there are more but for me this is as good as it gets balance of terror is always the one i place at the top in my st rankings ,1
cliché ridden story of an impending divorce or is it through the eyes of a year old child corny dialogue cardboard characters stock situations a red herring zombie sub plot and worst of all absolutely no payoff either emotionally or dramatically br br does no one teach creative writing any more the true sign of a weak storyteller when you cannot create any kind of satisfying denouement just end the story i m compelled to ask what made you think this was a story worth telling in the first place br br good but wasted debut by child actor anthony de marco the rest of the cast was at best forgettable and they wonder why no one watches indie films this is ninety minutes of my life i will never get back ,0
boring rank nefarious plot some of the worst direction i ve ever come across inane acting and horribly clichéd the movie ends with one of the main characters waking from a dream what s with that even jr from dallas couldn t survive that lame twist br br you have what can only be described as an inappropriate relationship developing between a main character and a young girl which is ostensibly meant to be fatherly but which comes off as perverse you have freshman community college movie school special effects with loopholes the size of the kimberly hole this is like children of the corn meets passion of the christ imposed on an endless loop of government administration training video by the end of it if you aren t contemplating ending it you have no brain br br don t bother ,0
i like this movie i may be biased because i love dolphins however my and yr old will sit and watch the whole movie it s not oscar material but definitely entertaining the dolphin cinematography is well done with a beautiful backdrop of ocean scenery and sunsets my favorite scene is when flipper flips the pop can out of the water striking sandy in the head it s an endearing funny moment that makes me laugh every time on the other hand the villainous banterings of the bully boatman forget his name are a little hard to take and the shark scene is far from reality question do dolphins really make that much noise or is there some serious dubbing happening here bottom line my kids like it and it keeps recycling through our vcr ,1
no blood no sex though it oozes passion no special effects but just one of those pearls that comes across your movie screen when you re not really looking and grabs your attention br br great acting great sets great music beautiful storyline if only there were a lot more movies made like this one br br the sets move us through time and make us feel like we were there br br the acting appears like real life and elevates us to the level of awareness of nanny to whom no one is a lost cause least of all the inhabitants of her own halfway house br br best of all it s a true story of misfits learning to fit in i was somewhat jealous of the good times that everyone appeared to be having in the movie could we all spend some time in nanny s house ,1
brilliant over acting by lesley ann warren best dramatic hobo lady i have ever seen and love scenes in clothes warehouse are second to none the corn on face is a classic as good as anything in blazing saddles the take on lawyers is also superb after being accused of being a turncoat selling out his boss and being dishonest the lawyer of pepto bolt shrugs indifferently i m a lawyer he says three funny words jeffrey tambor a favorite from the later larry sanders show is fantastic here too as a mad millionaire who wants to crush the ghetto his character is more malevolent than usual the hospital scene and the scene where the homeless invade a demolition site are all time classics look for the legs scene and the two big diggers fighting one bleeds this movie gets better each time i see it which is quite often ,1
i can t figure out how anyone can get a budget for a movie this bad it s like the tv station are desperate for anything anything at all they re buried underneath a bunch of snow the electricity constantly flashes on and off yet magically there is a background light that stays constant where does all this fake light come from that and all that stupid bickering between the characters they seem to be more interested in complaining to each other than trying to invent ways to survive it tries to create that feel of emergency and people helping but because it s such bad directing and acting you will not your florence nightingale fix with this flick sorry i m joining the negative feedback and i concur that this is one of the worst movies ever ,0
carlos mencia is not funny from his stand up specials to this train wreck of a tv series carlos mencia is not funny i have been trying to convince people for two years that he steals other comedians jokes and as far as his comedy material goes he is a regular johnny come lately with far less than sub par results psycho astronaut jokes britney spears breakdown jokes i hope this is only a scheduling error but come on carlos and comedy central those topics and many others have run the gamut of late night tv show hosts opening monologues saturday night live mad tv and many many others lampooning ethnic and racial stereotypes comedy stands no chance of evolving with carlos mencia around perhaps people especially viewers and comedy central executives will get the point since this week s issue of new york magazine accurately labeled him carlos mencia unrepentant joke filcher ,0
after a long hard night being partied away at the walkabout in islington i needed a pick me up my throat hurt my wallet was empty and i ended up chatting to a drug addict at a bus stop trying to sell me some petrol today i watched red sonja and i can honestly say that i felt much better last night than i do right now brigitte nielsen leads a bunch of ass kicking warriors in various shapes and sizes to recover a green rock from some evil queen whose motives are never fully explained yep it s that good br br red sonja isn t in a genre known for great films until peter jackson came along with a certain oscar winning trilogy in fact the best swords and sorcery film i could think of before lord of the rings was george lucas s kiddie friendly willow perhaps in view of this one should go a little easy on this film but i can t it s poorly written badly acted with the exception of paul smith who s just average and dreadfully put together the film is as convincing as an episode of the flintstones with costumes and scenery seemingly lifted straight outta bedrock considering the comic book source material it is easy to forgive the various plot inconsistencies why sonja insists on saving the most annoying kid in this world or that one is bewildering his personality seems to flick from spoilt brat to polite gentleman at the flick of a switch schwarzenegger displays less charisma than a field full of cows and just goes through the motions a perfect actor for his breakthrough role in the terminator br br it s simple to kick a film when you re down but the fact remains that this is not a good film by any stretch of the imagination when nielsen mourns the death of her sister and schwarzenegger tenderly places his hand on her shoulder to comfort her and then blurts out in that distinctive germanic accent she s dead then you know you re in for a rough ride a few smiles were raised at inappropriate points such as the priestesses of a temple who when sent plunging to their deaths in a hole in the ground seemed to enjoy the experience at least judging from the orgasmic moans that seemed to echo around the place if you have to watch an eighties fantasy film that wasn t porn watch willow but never take that as a ringing endorsement for the real thing take yourself to your local multiplex and show peter jackson what a great job he did with lord of the rings trust me oscars really does mean it s a great film unlike bloody titanic ,0
when i first saw colleen moore it was in the excellent series about silent films called hollywood there she was in her hair defiantly bobbed as it was in the twenties a sparkling witty and charismatic elderly lady the very definition of presence then i saw her fabulous silent comedy work in films like ella cinders and orchids and ermine then the disappointingly sombre talkie the scarlet letter and now here she is in the power and the glory giving a performance of staggering power working expertly alongside one of the talking cinema s finest actors spencer tracy br br i found the movie a little lack lustre story wise but moore and tracy give such brilliant performances that the story hardly seems to matter both actors age from youth to old age in the course of the film and this is done mostly through acting alone with minimal make up and hair changes moore is almost unrecognisable as the elderly wife and the scene where she finds out her husband is seeing a younger woman is one of the most magnificently performed scenes i have ever seen she does most of the scene without dialogue which is where her silent acting experience gives her the edge even over tracy contrast this with her delightful comic playing in another silent sequence when she is a young woman and tracy is struggling to propose to her astonishing what this film reveals more than anything else is how shameful it is that hollywood let this remarkable actress slip through its fingers and spend most of her life in retirement ,1
thomas mann s controversial novel is the basis for the film a death in venice although in the book the hero is an author in the film the director luchino visconti who also wrote the screenplay transforms him into a composer as such the author composer gustav von aschebach dirk bogarde on the verge of mental exhaustion is a burned out artisan after a long and successful career now seeks the peace and tranquility of a less hectic life he decides to go on vacation to venice where he hopes to rejuvenate his dwindling ambition however while staying at the picturesque seaside resort he captures the attention of a beautiful young teenage boy tadzio björn andrésen who eyes him with curious interest and is immediately smitten by him although gustav is captivated by the wondrous youth he nevertheless must find some private time away from the boy s governess nora ricci while having to cope with a invading plague which seems to have infested the city the movie dialog like the novel remains subtle as are the few brief encounters between the boy and the artist in the end the audience unlike the book is hampered with innuendos and imaginative flights of fancy their affair is never given wing substance or opportunity and were it not for the brief resolution in the book the film allows only the possibility of what if nevertheless one can sympathize with the hero and wish him a moment s peace to obtain that which is forbidden elusive but definitely criticized by prying eyes great story and a bogarde classic ,1
i absolutely loved this film i was hesitant to watch it at first because i thought it would be too painful i remember how hard it was when john was shot however watching the two of us took me back to a happier time when he was still alive and there was hope and possibility i think that the writer did an amazing job depicting what might have been aidan quinn was adorable as paul and met the challenge head on i was impressed with his accent and mannerisms jared harris is also very talented and was quite believable as john my favorite parts were the scene in the park and the rooftop scene which was so poignant the film left me with both sadness and satisfaction both of which i feel are appropriate given the circumstances ,1
 spoilers this film depicts the brutal bloodbath caused by the retirement of johnny carson to determine who would succeed him the impersonations of david letterman and jay leno are performed in a satisfactory way by john michael higgins and daniel roebuck though the performances weren t great reni santoni is the best performing of the execs he plays john agoglia of nbc and warren littlefield played by bob baliban is a close second i was shocked at the way in which littlefield eagerly discussed dumping johnny carson this was johnny carson this scene evinces the cut throat what have you done for me lately world of television kathy bates delivered the best performance of the film as jay s agent helen kushnick another commenter asserted that leno was portrayed as a simpleton in the film i respectfully disagree the relationship with kushnick bordered on something akin to domestic violence she orders him around and when he rebels against her at the end she tries to play the sympathy card mentioning her dead husband and son however when jay terminates their relationship she turns violent again screaming don t you leave me you two faced bastard before smashing a picture on the floor overall the movie is hilarious and i wish that it were shown more often ,1
if u haven t seen vijay in ghillli gilly or ghillie go watch it wow its devastatingly hilarious i don t know if dharani the brilliant director was being serious or not there are tons of hot guys in this one look out for someone who calls velu maacha the one with the brilliant braids devastatingly hot his teeth are brilliant as well vijay rocks trisha cries every seconds it is very deep watch it you won t regret it there are some great laughs in this one if you don t speak tamil learn it then you will get all the inside jokes it is one for the whole family except maybe the violent bits should be skipped i ve seen this movie around eleven times and counting br br wow ,1
the coen brothers have done it again three depression era convicts george clooney john turturro and tim blake nelson escape a mississippi chain gang and head off in search of buried treasure that will fund their new lives along the way they sing on the radio and become much sought after stars as well as escapees great laughs and a soundtrack that is a lesson introduction to bluegrass music br br clooney is outstanding as the fast talking quick witted ulysses everett mcgill holly hunter plays his estranged wife turturro and nelson are flawless stumblebums also in the cast are john goodman and charles durning br br dan tyminksi provides the singing voice for george clooney on i am a man of constant sorrow the soggy bottom boys song that serves as a template for the bluegrass laden soundtrack that also features alison krauss ralph stanley the whites john hartford the cox family and gillian welch toe tapping knee slapping fun for the whole family you ll be surprised with how relaxed and funny this movie is ,1
any chance to see katharine hepburn in something i haven t seen or from her early movie career is a treat and on that level the film is amusing but she s horrible miscast as a hill billy her famous new england enunciation slips through making lines like i d better rustle up some vittles pretty ludicrous she s so pretty and so young it almost overcomes this major flaw the story is an old fashioned melodrama and there fore a younger generation may think this pretty corny stuff but this was the staple of american entertainment well into the s it has its moments but you might need to be a die hard movie buff to appreciate it ,0
i personally have a soft spot for horror films that are set in hospitals and asylums so i had a good feeling about watching this don t look in the basement even though its reputation is doubtful well turned out i was right this is great trashy entertainment with a couple of efficient shocks and delightfully absurd characters you have to of course look beyond the poor productions values and the completely illogical plot but if you manage to do that and if you re a fan of this type of horror that s an essential quality you ll be rewarded with an outrageous video nasty in which blood and insanity form the main elements the young and cute nurse charlotte arrives at a remote sanitarium where she s supposed to start her new job she finds out that the doctor who hired her was killed by a patient and the replacement doctor in charge masters seems reluctant to accept the new arrival the life inside the sanitarium is rather peculiar with the patients running around free and every door is kept unlocked after a whole series of bizarre events charlotte discovers the horrific secrets that the institution hides the opening minutes pre credits are great and so is the completely deranged climax everything in between is pretty much without surprise or tension but you patiently wait because you just feel that the finale will be wild fun the asylum s patients are textbook lunatics but i love them nevertheless some of my favorites include the former judge who still talks exclusively in legal terms the suspicious army sargeant and the mad raving old lady don t look in the basement is great low brained fun especially recommended to fans of s trash cinema sick puppies and other types of scum the lunatics have taken over the asylum yeah ,1
although the recent re telling of part of homer s epic troy with brad pitt was entertaining once iphigenia with the incandescent irene pappas is breathtaking unfolding in a natural setting with greek actors speaking their own language lends such authenticity a chance encounter with this film on one of directv s many movie channels kept me interested in spite of my concentration problems there is no glitter or bling in this movie just a fabulously rich story impeccably told by actors so real one feels they are eavesdropping on a real family in turmoil i think even homer if he really existed would be proud of this telling br br jlh,1
ulysses as a film should in no way be compared with the novel for they are two entirely different entities however that being said the film still manages to maintain many of the elements that made the book work but since it is a visual medium it is more difficult to pull of stream of consciousness i think this is the best film they could have made with the material and this is from someone that routinely rants about films not being like their literary counterparts i recommend the book but the movie is still entertaining ,1
all the airport movies are stinkers but this one is the biggest turkey of them all the formula was different for this one because it focused on two disastrous flights and a lot of plot occurring on the ground while the other movies focused on just one disastrous flight and less plot on the ground the stunts with the concorde are worth watching for the laughs although the special effects aren t as terrible as i d expect for a movie of this quality made in george kennedy s sexist remarks are disgusting and his rendezvous with a prostitute in paris is totally unnecessary and made me gag a little poor martha raye was relegated to a role where she did nothing but relieve her bowel over and over in the concorde s bathroom there are no big stars in this movie compared to the previous films giving you one more reason not to watch this one ,0
cybertracker is set in los angeles sometime in the near future where bodyguard eric phillips co producer don the dragon wilson saves senator robert dilly john aprea from an assassination attempt by a group known as the uhr the union of human rights who are angry at dilly for spearheading the computerised judicial system in which robots called cybertrackers are sent out to determine dispense justice on the guilty anyway eric saves dilly who is very impressed decides to see if he can trust eric in his shady activities like the cold blooded murder of a traitor being the fine upstanding guy that he is eric isn t impressed when dilly kills a woman he is asked to keep it quiet eric escapes sets out to bring dilly down however dilly has lots of powerful friends he uses his influence to frame eric have his cybertrackers sent out in pursuit of him br br co produced directed by richard pepin i think films like cybertracker give films a bad name i didn t like it that much at all the script by jacobsen hart is pretty predictable it doesn t excite it steals most of it s ideas theme from other better sci fi films the heady mix of martial arts action sci fi don t gel that well there a few fights some car chases a couple of shoot outs but it s all rather bland forgettable the film lacks imagination considering the film is set in the future it deals with robots technology the way society is run it s judicial system in particular speaking of which the fantastic robocop mixed it s violent action clever social commentary brilliantly but cybertracker doesn t even try to make any relevant social statement or try to portray any meaningful moral message about law enforcement the script basically uses the concept to have robots shoot outs which robocop did as well but also managed to include a good story there is very little in cybertracker that i can say was entertaining that s what films are about right br br director pepin does ok but nothing stands out it s all rather forgettable it s not particularly exciting the sci fi elements are nothing more than the robot side of things as a whole the film doesn t look that futuristic the action scenes are alright there s some exploding cars some shoot outs but nothing spectacular br br technically cybertracker is average for a film supposedly set in the future it already looks dated the special effects are poor the acting was bad i wonder if don the dragon wilson signs cheques with that name br br cybertracker was a waste of my time there is nothing here original or exciting the action is instantly forgettable poor that s all that needs to be said not recommended ,0
excellent endearing film with peter falk and paul reiser joining forces as father and dad br br dad shows up one evening to state that after over years of marriage mom olympia dukakis has left him br br the rest of the film depicts the father and son on a day trip to get dad s thoughts off what has occurred with them away the daughters can play detectives br br the story shows the adventures of father and son in their discussion of life what should have been why mom was complaining about dad as they discuss their philosophies of life br br we see an unexpected fishing trip and pool playing which leads to a near brawl both men seem to break out of their daily lives br br the end is a downer as we learn why mom suddenly left it becomes a story of courage and the human spirit in the face of adversity it s never too late to change ,1
this was truly a deeply moving movie in every sense of the word i myself was a mormon missionary and i know first hand the wanting to complete my mission but at the same time hiding the fact that i was gay like the character aaron i was sent home for being found out and excommunicated but being the only mormon in a family of catholics wasn t as big a shame as it was for the lead character this movie really took me back to those days and helped me to realize years later how fortunate i was to have a family that accepted me and understood what i was going through i found myself applauding the end of a movie when aaron and christian find each other again by shear chance at lila s restaurant i was truly moved to tears i highly recommend this movie to all who read this review and also declare it a must buy ,1
love is overwhelming in all it s manifestations gorgeous absolutely gorgeous tudor chirila maria popistasu and ioana barbu one truly dramatic story about love in all it s shapes a story about the undecipherable ways of young hearts about life and lost innocence all directed by the skillful eye of tudor giurgiu with a magnificent soundtrack featuring faultline chris martin and vama veche it surprises in every way leaving behind the sour taste of misunderstanding love truly remarkable is it me or is romanian cinematography slowly but surely advancing and gaining respect this is a brilliant film two thumbs up to everybody involved ,1
hey guy this movies is everything about choices all the times in your life you must pick something or it just pass away and this movie prove that of course life in fact is not like a beautiful picture as this movie shows it not shows indeed but some may figure that i m trying to say it s full of pain love and deep lessons of live aaron the mormon missionary is the real shepherd digging out the thing beautiful deep inside chisthian the skin feeling guy br br it s a great end and you do always believe in fate because it will surprise you in a turn or in other of your live like latter days br br big deal watch it ,1
jack webb finally gives something besides his usual wooden indian performance he played the epitome of the jarhead brainwashed storm the beaches semper fi bonehead military idiot the corps before all else even humanity this great film showed the idiosy of boot camp to it s fullest stars ,1
the views of earth that are claimed in this film to have been faked by nasa have recently been compared with the historical weather data for the time of apollo and show a good match between the cloud patterns in the video sequence and the actual rainfall records on the day br br this would seem to undermine the entire argument put forward in the film that the whole earth picture is actually a small part of the planet framed by the spacecraft window br br i am waiting for bart sibrel to now claim that the historical weather data has been faked by nasa though that would no doubt involve them in also replacing every archived newspaper copy with a weather map and the ones in private hands would still be a problem br br ah a response trying to discredit this movie by referring to nasa weather data i d say is a charming but weak and gullible argument what about the rest of the footage and proofs in the movie a certain wise man once said something about sifting mosquitoes and swallowing camels do you in any way feel that maybe this could apply to what you are trying to do here this movie is just packed with irrefutable evidence against the claim once made by u s government that the moon missions were a success and that man now are true masters of the universe things are nearly never quite what they seem just watch the movie and i dear say you ll see things a bit different than before br br first off weather data doesn t come from nasa it comes for met agencies around the world second the weather data undermines a major claim in the film third far from being packed with irrefutable evidence the remaining claims in the film have been thoroughly debunked sibrel thought he had a previously secret piece of film so he edited it and added his own interpretation unfortunately for him his source film is public domain and the bits sibrel edited out contradict his claims ,0
when i was six yo i learned about a series called los campeones and even if i was just a kid i did everything i need to convince my parents to let me watch the champions and the avengers once every week i think that was the golden age of english series i already own the complete cycle of the prisoner but lasted also a few years later with the tomorrow people the worst witch i just me or this is harry potter in girl of course before as much as i want the campions to be in zone or zone i m also waiting for dr who pack the whole series in a set of uhm maybe dvd s please i couldn t expend more for it people of tomorrow and several other low budget but great stories to be available within my reached zones i speak and understand english but not all my relatives do including my parents whom introduced me into these great stories i hope someday someone could feel the attraction of these series and then could sell them as i originally view them dubbed or subtitled but in the same format i saw them remember zone or are ok with my tv set ,1
 the incubus is a mix of the good an interesting murder mystery the bad a disconnected script a sloppy resolution badly made attack scenes and the weird strong incestuous overtones a strangely sleepy and stiff performance by john cassavetes was that character really meant to be so wacko not nearly as offensive as it s reputed to be but not particularly successful either ,0
the one thing that can be said about running out of time is that it s an immensely clever film it s interesting to note that the film s writers are french which may explain the movie s out of the norm vibe as it doesn t really fit in with what is commonly called hong kong cinema br br the movie concerns a thief who plans revenge on some criminal types using the assistance of an equally clever cop but first he has to convince the cop to join his personal crusade and so begins a series of games where the thief manuevers the cop into his plan br br quite a clever movie br br out of br br go to www nixflix com for a more detailed review of this movie or full length reviews of other foreign films ,1
i saw this in the summer of i m still annoyed by how bad this movie is in br br implausible plot you d have to be a child to think this could happen br br i m just really annoyed by it don t see this ,0
hi all i am a chess enthusiast since the age of about i supposed i am quite obsessed by chess but hopefully not as much as the central character in this film br br in this film the central character reflects a real chess player called curt von bardeleben who committed suicide in he is famous for a game he played against steinitz where a beautiful combination was played by steinitz instead of resigning he simply walked out of the tournament hall never to return br br the social ineptness of the central character is unfortunately a treat of some of the more serious grandmasters you sometimes get in chess tournaments chess i suppose is a very big sacrifice and you can sometimes end up imbalanced in other areas of life a major example of this is the chess legend bobby fischer although a genius he was also very disturbed in many ways br br in the film a world championship match is depicted as between an italian grandmaster and luzhin the format is a knockout which actually the world governing body of fide has sometimes employed as a format itself going from players to just in the final but this was a group knockout which also depicts a realistic format where the winners of each group play against each other br br the position before adjournment makes for a fascinating chess puzzle in itself in fact i have done a youtube video about it for you to explore the winning combination in detail enjoy http uk youtube com watch v xzptdtphwdm best wishes tryfon,1
 this one just isn t worth the cost of a movie ticket what these filmmakers have done cannot properly be called filmmaking rather they just chose sixteen students of some diversity though not quite as much diversity as the reviews have suggested and set them loose the results are to be brutally frank far more often boring self indulgent overwrought and off puttingly grainy than truly insightful br br there are of course moments of recognition and identification of the sort only possible in documentary film but overall there s not much more truth here than in bully or for that matter a decent tv documentary of the same sort though full of talk about sex and sexual diversity and racism the film brings nothing to the table that will be of use to anyone who has thought about any of these issues with any seriousness and while certain segments serve absolutely no purpose other than to inject a bit of admittedly welcome comic relief most often the five minute limit keeps up from becoming emotionally involved with any of the students an interesting idea but thumbs down for chain camera ,0
i don t see why all the people are giving this film negative reviews i loved this movie bled is a form of abstract art and if you don t appreciate art i can see why you would not like this film it was a great twist from the average played out vampire movie if you are looking for a fresh new and ingenious new vampire movie then this is for you but if you want one of those turn into bats wolves and melt in the sunlight movies then go watch your old played out dracula flicks sure it is a bit on the low budget side but they did a great job with the budget they had i m very happy that i found this movie because i was about to give up on the vampire genre fro good i thought this film was brilliant i give thumbs up to the writer director and everyone involved in the film ,1
 and how they bore you right out of your mind the crater lake monster is one of the classic bad films from the s made with no actors of any note an embarrassing script woeful direction and a tireless desire to fuse horror with light comedy this movie introduces a paleontologist who finds drawings of an aquatic dinosaur underneath crater lake a meteor falls from the sky and an aquatic dinosaur of the claymation variety begins to terrorize and eat the inhabitants surrounding crater lake the whole matter is taken care of by steve our local sheriff much of the film when not showing pools of blood left behind from what we imagine must have been the beast dining is spent following the bumbling antic of two guys named arnie and mitch who run a boat rental place they try so bad to be funny that we get lines like looking at a business sign mitch saying to arnie you spelled bait wrong it s spelled b a t e the laughs were rather scarce here we then see them get drunk together and imagine a tree trunk to be the dinosaur laurel and hardy watch out the dinosaur looks fake but the movie is fun in a bad way and at the very least the lake is beautiful ,0
first i don t see how the movie is on any best list or how it won any awards compared to la pianiste which is also on a best list la pianiste is gold this movie lacked so many things on so many different levels but i can t quite explain why i disliked it so much the lead actor was annoying i felt as though i never knew what was going on and i was bored even though this was supposed to be some worthwhile life change that pierre was starting i wanted it to end as soon as possible why did it have to be his sister and cousin ugh and why did thibault get mean he just bipolarly turned mean and also was it me or did i miss the whole purpose of what that guy in black was all about who were all those people playing music in the big basement of the big warehouse why did they have all that weird equipment and the guns and all those extra rooms for people to live in i mean this in all seriousness but does incest happen a lot in french culture european culture i took years of learning about the culture and i never heard anything about that ,0
this is an excellent film but momento nolan s other big budget film is much better i would recommend people go to see momento and then if they like that see this film the film is shot in black and white which i was a bit annoyed with at first but once into the film you understand black and white is the best way for the film to be seen it is extremely gripping and reasonably easy to understand even though the way it is made is extremely clever elements of the storyline i think are a bit daft but the film is definitely worthy of a second viewing to conculde the film has a clever plot clever twists and turns very good acting and bearing in mind the budget of the film i have to say that it is pretty amazing ,1
i ve seen far too many flicks from this company this one is about middle of the pack one the good side its a bit more stylized and under control than some of their fare less of the sophomoric attempts at humor and more adherence to story for what its worth many of their titles like sexy sixth sense are buried by baaaad performances and an amateurish sensibility on the other side i found the simulated sex scenes not as hot as some of their other flicks like vampire vixens gladiator eroticus spiderbabe or mistress frankenstein br br misty mundae is always a on the peter meter as is darian caine i found barbara joyce hot in a school marm kinda way and ruby larocca a sexy little hottie br br watch this with the remote firmly in your free hand on a night when you need a break from porn don t waste your time wanting to check the story you ve got better things to do w your life it is not a movie it s pure t a but not bad by that standard ,0
thank god this wasn t based on a true story because what a story it is populated by despicable characters whose depravity knows no bounds before the devil is a mesmerizing jaw dropping excursion into perversion which would be laughable and sometimes is even with or perhaps because of the sickeningly tragic undercurrent of human dysfunction throughout if it weren t carried out with such magnificent overwhelming conviction by its stars the excellent script by kelly masterson and superb direction by none other than sidney lumet doesn t hurt either br br the main dysfunction here is of a family nature with the two majorly screwed up brothers brilliant portrayals from philip seymour hoffman and ethan hawke deciding to rob their own parents jewelry store an attempt that goes pathetically awry br br the story is told with time shifts which are noted on screen such as charlie two days before the robbery so no one should be confused some people have said they didn t like this device but i thought it worked perfectly adding to the skeweredness of the whole affair considering that the two brothers in question are hardly playing with full decks between them you couldn t make a decent poker hand to save your life throw in these cheesy extra tidbits one of the brothers is a drug addict married to gina marisa tomei also excellent who is having an affair with the other brother toss in some monumental sibling rivalry along with the fact that said drug addict brother hates his father a wrenching performance from albert finney who has apparently caused him serious past pain and you ve got a shakespearean greek tragedy on your hands proceed with caution ,1
otto preminger directs this light as a feather story bohemian jean seberg and her equally bohemian widower father david niven holiday in the south of france with nutty mylène demongeot things are fine until family friend deborah kerr shows up nivens a degenerate womanizer finds the conquest of kerr too hard to resist that s fine with seberg as long as niven loves her and leaves her as he s done with all the women in his past including demongeot when it appears as though she s becoming second banana in niven s life seberg exact revenge on kerr preminger tells the story in flashbacks from seberg s perspective and cleverly combines black and white with sunnier color scenes the cinematography by georges périnal is stunning the film features some of preminger s least heavy handed direction although he rarely allows any close ups which makes it difficult to make out what the actors are really feeling arthur laurents wrote the script and it s full of acidic dialog and funny scenes mostly involving bird brained demongeot seberg acquits herself fairly well but niven is at his least appealing and he shows no chemistry with either seberg or kerr preminger really mis steps with that casting it s a role that seems tailor made for someone closer to charles boyer with geoffrey horne as seberg s would be suitor and martita hunt as his daffy mother juliette gréco playing herself sings the title song in a paris nightclub the great titles are by preminger regular saul bass ,0
here he is a new horror icon for the new millennium better than freddy more dangerous than jason vorhees more evil than michael myers hard to believe i know but his time is here br br ray the prick br br yep the antagonist ray is a complete prick this is partly because of the naughty things he does also because he has a scar oh scary on his face but mainly because ray the prick has been milked br br yep ray doesn t channel evil he doesn t even become cursed not even by a voodoo spell nope ray the prick has been milked as deniro once said you can milk anything with nipples and ray has been milked of evil br br how do you milk evil you ask snake nipples i reply snake nipples br br why ray you ask because he s a prick i reply capital p br br watch out for the new line pictures extravaganza entitled freddy vs ray the prick br br thought your new horror saviour was jeeper the creeper well not any more cause ray the prick is here and i m frightened br br pity about the atmosphere less pg unoriginal workmanlike quality of the film though because ray s a star ,0
the movie is excellent acting cinematography direction and music are spellbinding it seems to me that the reason so many give the movie a low score is because of the devotion they have to the original version starring ronald coleman that movie for good reason engendered an unbelievable level of commitment from talking with people who saw the original when it first came out i believe the impact was something akin to the first starwars movie in modern times i have seen it it was and is wonderful but that does not mean that this version is not also worthy from the first scene the version grabs you the noise and tumult are fantastic especially in they way they prepare you for the peace of shangri la and burt bacharach s music is beautiful so by all means enjoy the version but do not let it detract from your enjoyment of this version any more than you would let the king kong destroy peter jackson s of this year ,1
the education of little tree is just not as good as it could have been little tree s education is about things like the circle of life and how you should look at a star to help you whatever happened to the three r s readin ritin and rithmetic when the idiot back talks the teacher at the boarding school place he starts crying and talking to the sky oh my gosh sure the lady was a little harsh but then james cromwell s character comes and takes him away leaving the audience thinking that little tree was absolutely right he should learn to adapt to new discipline those were the times talking to a star is not going to change a thing little tree needs to learn that his adoring guardians are not always right ,0
this movie was a pleasant surprise for me in all honesty the previews looked horrible up until the point where emma thompson and alan rickman appeared so i rented it with reservation but i thoroughly enjoyed this movie it had great acting a few good plot twists and of course emma thompson and alan rickman it s definitely worth checking out ,1
not wishing to give anything away here i would just say this technically excellent flawlessly acted and uplifting little flic will reward the viewer with an excellent hour and a half s entertainment it will amuse surprise possibly embarrass occasionally and almost certainly tug at the heartstrings from time to time as it approaches the inevitable but not obvious ending without becoming clichéd or predictable in any way most definitely recommended br br a previous user s comment gives out of for the film and out of for both branagh and bonham carter s outstanding performances i agree entirely ,1
awful dreadful terrible the actors are bad the music is ridiculous and the filming pathetic i rented the dvd and had to force myself to watch it until the end br br my advice read the book it is much better and you won t have to put up with all these silly images and ridiculous dreams catherine has br br i think i have never watched such a bad movie ,0
maybe presque rien is not the best movie ever made but it is better than many of you have said i still haven t seen a homo themed movie better than this one br br you americans are accustomed to watch very narrative movies with a clear beginning development and outcome but european movies are less narrative but makes you think much and feel br br many of you didn t understand the sense of the movie the purpose of this one is not show us a simple summer loving movie with commercial characters who fall in love and live happy forever summer holidays and beach are only a background and this movie is directed to every young boy who may feel identified with those boys br br maybe some of you didn t understand well this movie because of its parts showed as flashbacks these moments are summertime in pornichet when they meet and love after a year and half living together in nantes mathieu doesn t go to a psychiatric himself he tries to suicide taking something and cedric brings him to hospital later he appears talking with a psychiatrist to find the reason about he done that the last part is when mathieu come back to pornichet in winter alone to think about how his life have changed how his life become to be and trying to find himself br br it s possible that some people couldn t understand all this well because all the scenes are mixed among them but anyway as i said before this is not a funny movie if what someone want to see is meat for that we have belami movies br br presque rien what want to show us is how cruel can be the life for a young boy who is not sure about his feelings and not sure about what to do in life mathieu only wants to go away from home and try to live the kind of life that he thought could bring him the happiness but what seemed perfect at the beginning later is not as good as he thought and he become troubled and feel that he has lost the way of his life he is lost and doesn t know what he really wants to do or what makes him happy he finally become depressed and tries to commit suicide br br so funny is not a funny movie very hot scenes only a few but this is not a movie for entertainment is all about feelings friendship love happiness unhappiness pain depression loneliness i as many others feel identified with life and problems of mathieu and that is what director wanted to do a movie who show us the cruel reality of a boy s life br br for me the best homo themed movie ever ,1
the box for to die for suckered me in a shirtless hunky guy and the promise of some laughs and sex there was plenty of thomas arklie simon who s easy on the eyes but no laughs and little sexiness br br the couple mark and simon have allegedly been together several years but neither character is interesting enough to care about so it s hard to imagine that they care about each other the fault seems to lie in the script not the performances both actors do the best they can with what they re given br br the ending is sappy and unaffecting well not totally unaffecting i felt relief that it was over br br if you re looking for a movie about gay relationships and aids that s funny parting glances is far better ,0
as a study of the frailties of human nature in the context of old age this film is without parallel it is quite simply brilliant full marks to everyone from the scriptwriter to all involved in the finished product you can only marvel at the perceptions inherent in the characterisation of the two ageing performers ,1
 years since this show was made and it is still is the best show ever made the writing was st class and the production second to none this show would never be made today and that this a shame i hope if you are thinking about finding this show to watch that you do br br ag came out the year i left high school at the time my fav tv show was the x files this gives you an idea of why i first got into this show ag was a far better program with better writing but only got one reason i know this is not the only program to only get one season another example that comes to mind would be the lone gunman x files spin off it had good writing and was funny but also only got one season it does not seem right br br we also have to remember that this show was around before shows like twilight made dark shows cool so i think this may have also let to the show going down hill br br watch this program and enjoy it out of for me ,1
this is truly the greatest swedish movie of all time not only is it revolutionary in its narration but its also among the first movies to feature the next generation of swedish humor and swedish comedians felix herngren and fredrik lindström are two of the most intelligent and witty filmmakers in sweden today and this film really puts that on display br br vuxna människor adult people is a warm hearted and hilarious story about adulthood and the question if we wouldn´t be better off without it ,1
coming on the heels of that s blackploitation era conrack th century fox offered audiences a low key sincere and everyday people sort of a drama offering a far different fair to its audience which was far more general than those gansta flicks being a down to earth dose of realism that offered a lonely counterbalance to those shoot em ups br br replacing lead characters that were bad ass detectives super flies and megs macks pimps take your pick in terminology was a lone humble and meek teacher the academian we speak of is the main character pat conroy who is the one and only lone teacher hired to take on the responsibility of a sort of old time one room school house on an island off the coast of south carolina br br conrack jon voight the name that the youngsters dub him finds conditions in the school terribly backward in addition to the physical properties of this little red schoolhouse any systematic and progressively graduated educational system was totally absent br br oh yeah by the way did we mention that further complications to any successful educational venture were manifested in two incontrovertible facts those were that pat conroy was both an outsider and he was white with almost the entire population of this off shore cay was black and very poor br br perpetuating these unacceptable and deplorable conditions were the agents of the local board of education being the school s principal mrs scott madge sinclair and the superintendent mr skeffington mr hume cronyn between the two we are made to understand that the teacher being the low man on the totem pole is powerless in most respects to affect any sort of meaningful long lasting improvements br br but don t you tell a young turk such as pat conroy that he can t can t anything that is conrack spends a year of unorthodox classroom performances and is making real progress but alas the strong headed teacher won t give in and recognize the authority of his superiors while he is by law and unbeknownst to him serving at thee super s pleasure he disobeys mr skeffington s specific order and prohibition to take his class kids to the mainland of south carolina on halloween for some trick or treating even going to the brazen act of stopping with them at the skeffington residence br br next we see a western union telegram messenger happily singing as he crosses from the carolina mainland to the island where he delivers the telegram to conroy that bore the news of his dismissal from his position with that school and district br br not being one to take his being fired lying down pat files suit against mr skeffington principal mrs scott and the board of education protesting his dismissal as being unlawful impartially reviewing both the offense and the law the judge asks skeffington if there are any lesser punishments that could be substituted for conroy s being separated from the school system to which he receives a negative response fittingly the judge dismisses the suit with his gavel pounding down while saying it s very simple br br the story is brought to a bittersweet conclusion as the conrack students see him off to the mainland bound launch while a phonograph record provides us with beethoven s th symphony which had played an important part in the conroy educational agenda as well as our story br br in the humble opinion of this writer the story which we believe was at least semi autobiographical even giving the main character the name of its author was much more than a tale of a localized happening to both me pal schultz and meself this is a sort of depiction of a microcosm that represents the overall deplorable conditions that permeate the government schools throughout the entire nation just an opinion br br as for this film it was just one of many movies portraying the stores of common folk leading their lives of quiet desperation in the great hinterlands of the country which lie outside the d c beltway and the urban centers of enterprise and communications situated on either the atlantic or pacific coasts br br in its own small way this is a fine film which would soon be joined in the film vaults of th century fox by such great works as norma rae and breaking away both being from tcf in br br see it if you ain t yet recommended by both schulz and his buddy br br note why that s me of course br br poodle schnitz ,1
this musical is decidedly mixed and none of the elements really fit together but it somehow manages to be mostly enjoyable the plot contains some of the elements of wodehouse s novel but none of its virtues though he co wrote the script the songs though charming have nothing to do with this particular film and are unusually crudely squeezed into the plot even by pre oklahoma standards burns and allen do their usual shtick quite competently but it misses the tone of the rest of the film by about forty iq points br br there are a few high points reginald gardiner does good work when he remembers that this is a talkie and stops mugging like a silent actor and there are a few bits of writing which could only have been written by wodehouse though most of the film feels like the production of one of the hollywood meetings he later parodied ,1
as you can tell from the other comments this movie is just about the worst film ever made let me see how many different words i can use to describe it boring unbearable laughable lousy stupid horrible br br i could go on with such descriptions but you probably get the point br br i would have given this a if possible bad acting bad directing bad production bad plot br br this was made in and it looks more like very low budget boring plot horrible acting really bad special effects etc br br i rarely ever see a sci fi film i absolutely think is this bad i mean this is pure garbage it has nothing going for it either as far as a b movie this is the very bottom of the lot br br i think i would be more entertained by staring at a blank piece of paper for minutes junk like this gives good low budget b movies a bad name this makes ed wood movies look good br br the thing about watching direct to video movies is just when you think you ve seen the worst you see something even worse br br dj perry is a horrible actor and has no individual characteristics that make him stand out br br avoid this waste at all costs oh the humanity ,0
except for the brady variety hour this was some of the hokiest television i ve seen in a while the video production qualities weren t too bad but the overall look and feel were unmistakeably early s and marie osmond looks like she did battle with the avon lady and lost big time way too much eyeliner br br it was kind of embarrassing to watch veterans danny kaye and eric severeid take part in this even more interesting was watching alex haley talk about the african pavillion in world showcase that would be opening in about a year br br as of this writing it is years later and it hasn t opened yet unless you count disney s animal kingdom all in all though for all the shortcomings this still an interesting visual piece of disney history ,0
i cannot believe i wasted minutes of my life watching this terrible film i kept hoping it was going to get better by the end but boy was i wrong the plot was abysmal the acting was extremely poor and the special effects were awful not even the beautiful girls could revive my interest in this boring and bloody mess however i cannot lie some of the lines in this film were quite memorable such as when the asian boy says i lost my virginity to the babysitter so f stereotypes br br please do not waste your time with this crash unless u are prepared or want to have a good laugh maybe that way u can watch it to rip this movie with some mates,0
i saw this for free thankfully and wish it was better than it was but it s really the same old stuff that movie studios seem to foist on us in the last ten years br br ben stiller and jennifer anniston play a couple who are opposites and yet they are attracted to each other br br if that plot line doesn t take you by surprise and thrill you the movie won t either br br lots of sight gags and fart jokes halfway through the movie i began to realize that ben stiller really isn t that funny but he tries very hard and jennifer anniston really isn t that pretty but her hair looks great and hank azaria and phillip seymore hoffman must have got paid a great deal of money to be in this kind of average ho hum movie i ve come to expect more from them br br what was interesting was that i saw this after i saw american splendor which is a truly funny and original movie and i compared the two in my head and found myself wishing that the movie executives would be forced to sit through those two movies back to back perhaps that would knock some sense into them and br br they d start making better movies with unknowns rather than this formulaic stuff that plays best on airplanes ,0
this was an excellent movie with good acting and it keeps your attention through to the very end maybe people are either tired or uncomfortable with the subject matter and that s why it s being trashing so much it could also be too deep for many of the viewers out there who give movies like the american pie series higher ratings br br jake gyllenhaal is a cia analyst not an agent who is to observe an interrogation of an egyptian man by moroccans not egyptians he s not supposed to be a hardened agent and so comes off as naive of the interrogation techniques used this is more believable than if he were to come across as being an old hat at it br br the story jumps around a bit and can be confusing but it also makes you stay focused on whats going on until the end when everything comes together as the puzzle falls into place the supporting actors did a good job of helping to carry the movie i found the movie to be powerful and thought provoking ,1
 how to lose friends alienate people is not based on tiger woods infidelities it is a mediocre romantic comedy based on toby young s book on his experiences working as a journalist covering celebrities the film stars simon pegg as sidney young a zany british journalist who takes a job in an illustrious celebrity magazine in new york young is restless in getting caught up all type of shenanigans to alienate all around him hence movie title he is uproarious daring and moronic but nevertheless for some very bizarre reason he is a somewhat likable character sidney befriends a fellow journalist the composed alison olsen played quite admirably by kirsten dunst however sidney is primarily longing for the sexpot actress sophie maes played by the fantastic ms megan fox this foxtrot is short on acting proficiency but high on eye candy material sidney gets in all kinds of tomfoolery in order to move up the journalist ladder in the magazine co those are the peak comedic moments of the film however i think that director robert weide and screenwriter peter straughan might lose some viewers and alienated authentic rom com material by developing an implausible romantic plot line between sidney alison even though team weidstraughan did formulate an entertaining narrative otherwise pegg did peg his character down to the wire with his hilarious performance as sidney young jeff bridges was again building the dude bridges with his enigmatic supporting work as clayton harding the magazine s suave prez but the rest of the film s acting was not worthy enough to feature here how to lose friends alienate people should not be alienated entirely but you might lose some movie friends if you publicize it as a superlative romantic comedy average,1
this film came recommended as a good action film which i don t really think it is i found the story convoluted and not all that easy to follow there really isn t that much action until the end of the film and it s pretty dark and hard to see what s really happening i was sure hoping for something different but alas didn t find it here ,0
when a dowdy wife shearer loses her husband she decides to completely make herself over to win him back not politically correct by today s standards but still fun to watch especially the scenes with marie dressler and hedda hopper ,1
i saw the big bad swim at the temecula film festival and was totally caught off guard by how much i was drawn into it br br the film centers around the lives of a group of people taking an adult swim class for various reasons a humorous idea in its own right the class serves as a catalyst for greater changes in the students lives br br what surprised me about the film was how real it felt rarely in ensemble pieces are characters treated so well i enjoyed the scenes in the class immensely and the drama that took place outside was very poignant nothing seemed out of place or out of character and ultimately it left a very strong feeling much like attending school or summer camp where you find fast friends form strong bonds and make discoveries about yourself yet have to depart all too soon br br my only complaint was that the character of paula had a very strong and unusual introduction which made you want to know a little more about her than was ultimately revealed i suppose you don t get to meet everyone in class though br br aside from this i found the film very well rounded and quite enjoyable see it if you get the opportunity ,1
mona the vagabond lives on the fringes of french society in a life without meaning purpose or direction br br i watched this because of all the stellar reviews but i m afraid i must have missed something the character of mona has little or no personality while drifting through life being rude to people getting high and contributing nothing to anyone s life she s not interesting or exciting she s just useless br br i ve seen and known enough people like that there is no secret meaning to what they re doing they are just lazy bums i wouldn t want mona anywhere near me as she tends to steal anything that isn t nailed down and leave her friends in the lurch sure she s enigmatic because there isn t anything to her lots of junkies winos and bums i ve seen are enigmatic i wouldn t want to see a film about them either br br possibly there is something there that i totally missed otherwise i m assuming that all the reviews are from people who assume anything done by a french female director is high art ,0
the photography and editing of the movie is exceptional for the time period eisenstein builds upon each scene of the movie leading to the the sailor s revolt and the massacre at the town as much as the movie is a high point in the cinema it is also an example of szocialist realism by the soviet government actively used the arts including film as a means to spread the message of the revolution eisensteins portrayal of the revolt on the battleship potempkin offers the viewer insight into the message of the soviet elite marxist theory and perspectives of class struggle are demonstrated as the sailors who represent the oppressed workers and the officers who represent the elite of society much of the film demonstrates the communist party message and how film was used as a tool of propaganda ,1
why are the previews so blah for a movie that is so awesome everyone should know what an excellent movie this is it is engaging and funny from moment one original and well acted i wish the movie was doing itself as good press as it deserves br br for anyone that loved the princess bride labyrinth and other truly funny and original fantasy adventure this is one of the great ones robert deniro is hysterical relative newcomer charlie cox is an incredible leading man claire danes is fantastic as always michelle pfiefer is making quite a splash with her recent returns to the screen there are also a lot of wonderful moments from minor characters even down to facial expressions ,1
i am currently doing film studies at a s level and this is not a love song is a film we watched and in my opinion it is a film with a very simple storyline but a complex back story if you scratch the surface you will find a thriller chase film of two men running through the countryside from farmers after committing a murder sounds quite exiting br br however you need to dig deeper to uncover the true feeling of the true genre as it is suggested it is a love story between two homosexual lovers filled with trust deceit and betrayal we are not told about this love directly through the film but the events that happen through out for example the way heaton acts towards spike almost screams this untouched love affair in our faces br br overall this film is a good example of why british films should not be dismissed as rubbish just because they are done on a low budget br br a good film with an intricate story line however it is definitely an acquired taste and is possibly not suitable for the average fan of hollywood blockbusters ,1
i have watched episodes of caveman and i have no idea why i continue except maybe waiting for it to get better br br to me this show is just pumping itself off the commercials with no real humor as we sat around watching these shows we all speculated on what was going to happen br br the episode of the woman cave woman with a attitude was actually a big yea right for us she s crude in a theater and acts tough to strangers and truth be told she needed a slap br br i consider myself a pretty good reviewer taking in everything but i must say cavemen is comparable to the old show my mother the car i give it a only because they deserve better than a because they actually spent money on it ,0
a few summer space campers actually were accidently sent into space by a robot and the oxygen in ship was running short they had to sent someone to a space station to get the gas tanks etc etc br br first of all this movie s plot is not possible in real life but it gives a warm feelings of anything is possible if you set your heart in br br it is amazing to see those young actors who still look about the same after so many years i saw this movie for the first time in the year of it was filmed in there are quite a few people in that movie who are still working in hollywood br br the view was great from outer space it does not look unreal it is about hours long it runs so fast that you won t even notice you know that it is not real but you just get sucked into it until the end br br overall it is a good family movie br br ,1
leslie carbaga s excellent book on the fleishers tells the whole story of the fleischer s big move of their entire animation unit to florida and their subsequent ejection by paramount br br mr bug goes to town didn t destroy the animation pioneers credit with paramount although it s often told that way and this was paramount s favorite version of the story according to carbaga the big studio more than anything wanted to get their mitts on the animation studio and ease the famously bickering brothers out of the picture altogether mr bug provided them the pretext to do just that the sad closing of a great quirky innovative chapter in american animation br br i wanted to comment also that the film actually debuted december not december that may have been close enough to do the trick anyway in terms of national mood damaging the film s success but another part of the legend of this troubled little film is that it was killed by having the bad luck to be in the theaters at the same time dumbo released october was still doing very brisk holiday business i haven t done the research into box office numbers but i d say that dumbo s concurrent presence in theaters likely had an impact on mr bug movie going was at an all time high at this period and successful films could go strong in theaters for months something unimaginable in these typically short run quick to dvd days ,1
webs is a pretty odd movie albeit slightly watchable richard grieco plays an electrician who gets suck into a parallel earth overrun by mutant spiders or something like that the film itself was made with a modest budget which explains the limited locales and the somewhat tedious screenplay that manages to do very little with quite an interesting premise basically a minute episode of the tv show sliders and nothing more br br out of br br go to www nixflix com for a more detailed review and reviews of other films in the genre ,0
before dogma when lars used movies as art not just a story a beautiful painting about love and death this is one of my favorite movies of all time the color the music just perfect ,1
i never made any comment here on imdb but as i saw this movie i cant be quiet i just set up my account here only because this horrible movie in two words this movie is pure crap the movie has no sense at all nothing makes sense in this movie watching this movie was pain all the way i don t understand why val kilmer agreed to do this movie he plays a minor role as a gang leader says few words and he is there like minutes total br br i bought this dvd based only because of val kilmer name on the box and the interesting pictures on the cover br br as was stated in other review moscow zero stole my money and i want it back the title of the movie itself brought the clue about the rating everyone should give it zero,0
this is the second british rank film to adapt the stories of sommerset maugham to film all but one story from quartet does not travel well into the contempory era and the actors speech is decidedly clipped as only british pre s actors delivery can be in anycase trio seems tighter and more filmic than the first film adaptation br br one of the problems these two films can t overcome is that their source material was written years prior to the films consequently by the s maughm s pre war popularist small morality storyteling seemed rather quaint if not downright coy ,0
the power of kangwon province is director hong sang soo s second feature effort and clearly much of what he started with in his previous film returns in this film including the multiple connected narratives in this case two and stories of troubled or troubling relationships as well as a potent dosage of irony br br one thing that s clearly reduced from his previous work is the flights of fancy that included elements of surrealism however this film also contains a single moment of surreal that strikes a contrast against the otherwise rather realistic depiction found therein the two stories follow a young woman who goes on a trip to kangwon province with her friends only to find herself drawn to a stranger the second about a man who also goes on a trip to kangwon province with his friend and struggles with his relationship woes br br again hong shows a strong understanding of irony and of the flaws in human nature and yet i don t think he s entirely unsympathetic when it comes to his characters drawing in just enough compassion to offset the criticism he draws with his irony i think the think i ve come to love about hong s films is that they just feel so real especially the complex and conflicted characters not to say that every person is a hypocrite or suffering from confused feelings but rather that these characters he and the actors present feel fully developed and believable br br this is not a fast moving film there s a lot of lingering and like the previous film things don t always connect immediately so patience does pay off and in surprising ways there doesn t appear to be any element of the film that isn t intentionally placed in the film and it s made my a little hyper aware of various seemingly extra characters as they get dragged into the mix as the film progresses br br power is an excellent film that manages to inject a level of personal emotion regret longing into a story that highlights irony and the fallibility of human decision making it s a rather hard balance to keep and it s surprising how hong manages to pull it off twice in a row technical production values have gotten much better since the first film and direction has gotten steady and clear this film doesn t pack the same emotional wallop that the first does but gains a lot in its assured exploration and the refinement really helps tighten the overall vision great viewing for art cinema lovers ,1
 cavemen exceeded my expectations and not in a good way it was even worse than i thought it would be basically here s the show the cavemen are an alternate race they face prejudice etc quite possibly the stupidest idea ever created almost being worthy of jail time for the writers one show featured the cavemen going into a club trying to pick up girls and then nothing else happened it was reminiscent of listening to a minute andy rooney dialog followed by death by steak knives via midget cannibals for those who have not seen this show here s an example of the dialog you re sure you re okay with going out with a caveman yeah that s fine i ve had like thousand hilarious possibly the best writing i ve ever witnessed br br minutes of cavemen with horrible makeup tackling tough social issues sounds like an entertaining night i also love how bad the recent ideas are that they re resorted to making a sitcom out of car insurance commercials i wonder if they ll do the gecko next so that i can have a new title for the worst show i ve ever seen i would even say that this is worse than viva laughlin at least viva laughlin was ripped off from something that was somewhat inspired br br shows like this make me hope that there s a comet up there somewhere aimed for earth br br unratable honestly ,0
having set the sitcom world alight with father ted arthur matthews and graham linehan s next creation was a forgotten gem for the bbc called hippies although created by the pair the six scripts were written by arthur matthews alone br br set in london in ray purbs a hippy is the editor of an anarchist magazine his friends are his flat mate the very laid back and cannabis smoking alex his girlfriend is feminist jill and the none too bright hugo br br simon pegg was superb as ray but he is superb in everything he is in this sitcom had a feel of citizen smith about it ray was very much like wolfie smith trying to beat society but failing miserably at last this sitcom is going to be released on dvd in march i can t wait to buy it as it was on in and has yet been repeated on terrestrial television my memories aren t too good of the sitcom yet i remember two episodes really clearly the first being the opener protesting hippies which i thought was a great start where ray goes on a protest against sandpaper and the other episode was hippy dippy hippies which i think was episode again quite a clear memory about the police sadly the sitcom got a negative reaction from viewers i can t think why the bbc commissioned another series but arthur matthews decided against it because of the negative reaction oh well i can t wait for the dvd br br best episode hippy dippy hippies series episode ,1
this movie is simply awesome it was a very sensitive issue and movie was superb this movie did not create any controversy in india as far as i know and its publicity was also kept low initially i thought that this movie would simply be a waste of time since most of the indian directors and producers used to change the theme even though its very sensitive and adds a love story in original story and spoils the whole thing most of the indian viewers would agree on this topic if they remember ashoka mangal pandey loc etc br br there have been so many movies in india which would have become milestone or mega hits if the love story part would not be unnecessarily added br br but its treatment is pretty similar to pinjar movie also a must watch br br if it counts then i would like to thank anil kapoor producer and firoz abbas khan the director for making such a great movie ,1
i saw this show about years ago it was dam funny when i first time i saw it was playing on etv estonian television and i started to like it too bad that that show is on bad time for me hyde is like a cool guy who likes to sing frank sinatra and he comes on stupid ideas he got these glasses which h are brown i like it and there s fez the group pervert we all know what he does when his alone he wants to get laid badly he even had it with his boss in one episode his from india and there is michael the stupidest guy on whole group probably stupidest in town and his a cop he is so stupid that i remember follows hyde says did u called cops no michael comes in and says does anyone know how to turn off siren he is a town playboy then comes jackie who is former girlfriend of michael and then she s hyde s girlfriend then is eric who s son of grumpy war veteran and son of kitty the housewife his one big pussy but he loves donna his girlfriend with who they plan for they re marriage donna is one hot girl hmm what i forget ah hyde lives in a basement ,1
an axellent second installment that manages to be just as good as the first br br once again the casting is just wonderful i like how the first and second episode have nothing in common except for the wit and cleverness br br the second episode is just very funny very silly and very enjoyable it is the very first christmas episode about a woman who is tormented by a serial killer dressed as santa after having killed her own husband just like the first episode karma br br the most humorous scene is a tie between the murder of her husband and her phone call first faking her fear until it becomes real ,1
there is not a speck of entertainment in this entire film there s not one scary funny or even interesting scene in this film it advertises itself as a horror then goes on to call itself a comedy it doesn t even attempt humor neither does it attempt to be scary br br in order to not be bored by this film you would have to be one of the most easily entertained people on earth if you like this movie even a little bit than you have no standard for what you watch at all i m having a very difficult time trying to understand what the filmmakers were trying to accomplish with this its not funny scary shocking or intriguing so was it supposed to be a drama because it really wasn t dramatic either br br please just do yourself a favor and don t watch this film life is too precious to be wasting minutes of it watching this ,0
this is a great movie it shows what our government will to to other countries if we don t like their government this isn t as bad as what reagan and bush number one did to south america but the us still has no business messing around with other countries like this this movies also proves that american media spouts government propaganda this is exactly what they did to aristide in haiti the reason this coup against chavez didn t succeed is chavez was elected with over of the vote br br this movie isn t just a political documentary it would still be a great movie if it were a drama it s amazing that this is real br br the other reviewer is lying when he says chavez seizes the airwaves the private media is running anti chavez propaganda all the time ,1
after seeing a heavily censored version of this movie on television years ago i was curious to see the unedited version i was surprised that it was more believable and well acted than i remembered but one thing really stood out i think other reviewers have mentioned this also namely what exactly is the nature and motivation of the chris sarandon character has he raped other victims before is he completely psychotic or an average sociopath how did he expect to get away with his attack on the younger sister is this character at all credible or is it just a matter of more background being necessary he seems almost simultaneously to be an uncomfortably believable character and too crazy to actually be able to hold on to a teaching job that puts him in contact with young vulnerable girls this seems to to be the biggest complaint of viewers in general it has nothing to do with his performance which is terrifyingly convincing the movie occupies an uneasy position between sheer exploitation and a half way serious treatment of the subject without quite settling into either mode not the worst movie ever made but not all that good either ,0
this movie was on british tv last night and is wonderful strong women great music most of the time and just makes you think we do have stereotypes of what older people ought to do and there are fantastic cameos of the sensible but worried children getting near to my best movie ever ,1
this is a very very early bugs bunny cartoon as a result the character is still in a transition period he is not drawn as elongated as he later was and his voice isn t quite right in addition the chemistry between elmer and bugs is a little unusual elmer is some poor sap who buys bugs from a pet shop there is no gun or desire on his part to blast the bunny to smithereens however despite this this is still a very enjoyable film the early bugs was definitely more sassy and cruel than his later incarnations in later films he messed with elmer yosimite sam and others because they started it they messed with the rabbit but in this film he is much more like daffy duck of the late s and early s a jerk who just loves irritating others a true anarchist instead of the hero of the later cartoons while this isn t among the best bug bunny cartoons it sure is fun to watch and it s interesting to see just how much he s changed over the years ,1
andy mcdermott tom everett scott is a shy american teenager spending vacation in paris with his friends brad and chris andy saves serafine pigot the gorgeous julie delpy from committing suicide in eiffel tour and has a crush on her he does not know that she is a werewolf they go to an underground party and are attacked by werewolves andy is wounded and becomes a werewolf he is advised that the only way to become normal again is killing the werewolf that attacked him and eating its heart this movie is a violent black humor movie the special effects and the soundtrack are excellent highlighting the song of the band bush i do not know why some readers compares this movie with the masterpiece an american werewolf in london the stories have nothing in common only an american teenager werewolves and a city in europe highly indicated for fans of werewolf and black humor movies my vote is seven br br title brazil um lobisomem americano em paris an american werewolf in paris ,1
i was very willing to give rendition the benefit of the doubt when it came to all the negative press i had read concerning it even about three quarters of the way through i still thought it was jumbled and a bit incoherent but otherwise a solid tale reaching its conclusion and then the bottom fell out not wanting to necessarily ruin the film for anyone but the conclusion flips everything you held to be fact about what and when things have been happening on its head—for no particular reason whatsoever except to maybe tell the world yeah i m cool and i know it i love a good twist i love a good ah ha moment but only when it is relevant to the story at hand the complete misguidance on the part of the filmmakers serves no purpose on the overall tale timelines didn t need to be parallel and they didn t need to be separated by a week all the revelation did was destroy any merit i was about to give director gavin hood and screenwriter kelley sane which may be a good thing because looking back it wasn t really as solid a movie as i initially was going to blindly give it credit for br br it is an admirable thing to try and get the term rendition out into the film going public s consciousness but it needed a story that delved deeper into the connotations and politics involved rather than gloss over those issues for a tale of a woman in distress over her husband s disappearance and the angst filled rebellion of a daughter against her interrogator father i understand that the bottom line film attendee needs a human quality to grasp onto and for that reason i don t fault it for going that route my only qualm is that we don t get enough of what the title says we should be getting instead we are shown numerous plot lines all confusingly brought to the forefront before being sent back into the nether regions of our consciousness never to be returned to so much is going on that you forget what you are supposed to be caring for the wife the interrogator the cia agent the victim the senator the middle eastern daughter and her zealot boyfriend at the end i really just gave up and let the film take me where it would which ended up being someone totally different than what it first laid out br br everything that occurs happens as the result of a bomb explosion this bomb is at the center of every story thread and finally ends up being so innocuous that you can t believe how huge the waves it spread were the old butterfly wings flapping quote is in full effect because one boy s mission for revenge ends up destroying the lives of so many whether by death destruction physical and emotional abuse or career suicide no one really escapes unscathed however at the end of the day only the story about the man who has been excised to egypt for torture is really interesting we are led to believe he is unequivocally innocent from the start yet he is waterboarded electrocuted etc in order to extract any information he might have when those in power include a man with no compassion or reason to stop until something is spilled whether true or not and an observer without the guts to partake or stop it the situation lends itself some intrigue as to how it could possibly end the three actors involved all are the best parts of the film and prove once more that the movie should have concerned itself with them for the entirety br br i don t want to belittle people like reese witherspoon the victim s wife or her senate employed ex played by peter sarsgaard because they actual do a good job with what they are given even meryl streep her kooky accent and alan arkin don t detract too much however it is the trio of jake gyllenhaal s cia agent yigal naor s interrogator and omar metwally s victim that truly shine naor is brilliant as the egyptian trying to stay sharp as a razor during working hours yet compassionate and worry filled as a father attempting to locate his daughter this man is brutal but he is because that is what his occupation calls for and why he is relied upon to find answers metwally never gives a false second during the pain and suffering inflicted upon him whether he is lying or truly knows nothing about the terrorist who has been calling his cell phone we totally buy into his plight and desperately wait to see how the situation turns out as for gyllenhaal someone who seems to have one performance recycled throughout his career with varying degrees of success he finds a part that suits him the demons entering his soul throughout the ordeal he is forced to be a part of wear on his body and mind causing both ambivalence and a need to intervene the two feelings wrestle with each other until he makes a final decision and his stoic boyish demeanor suit that battle perfectly br br it is just too bad that the one plot line working never finds itself as the main focal point despite being the namesake of the film with all the clutter around the edges we as an audience get bounced around too much lulled into a sense of time and sequence and then slapped in the face as it all unravels in more of a laugh on us then a bet you didn t see that coming i felt cheated and unfortunately that is the lasting effect i have taken from the movie had it been more straightforward i might have enjoyed myself more but as is one can still take some positives from the severely flawed whole ,0
now before i tell you the synopsis this is a non spoiler review bone eater hits its mark for being the worst movie of the year i don t know how these movies even get onto dvd if i saw this in theaters i would get extremely upset bone eater is about these people who dig up an ancient burial ground and find some bones it s the bone eater and the more bones he eats the more powerful he gets br br first of all i thought okay well the dvd artwork looks creepy and it sounds creepy when i rented it and looked at the dvd label it looked scary but then when i played it in i could agree on one thing the title bone eater is better than the movie itself tell me what s more stupid a bone eater that just attacks by throwing a bone ate you and you disappear don t worry that s not a spoiler you see that happen in the first minutes or is it more stupid that bone eater has a horse you know what i think is the stupidest the whole movie br br the cgi is awful yeah i thought the idea of bone eater was creepy but once you see the actual thing you think this is some kind of action movie or just a cruel mean joke the film felt longer than titanic and this was half an hour once the film actually has its moments of suspense it just stops i admit the acting was not the best but actually decent and that the violence wasn t over the top but everything else is a stinker br br overall bone eater is a film you can skip if you like interesting movies with great creatures great cgi and suspense bone eater is a film to skip if you like bad movies no matter how cheesy they are then bone eater will satisfy ,0
most complaints i ve heard of this film really come down to one thing it isn t versus yes the cast and crew is basically the same yes kitamura rehashes a few shots in the fight scenes that come in the film s second half but that s about where the similarities end versus takes place essentially all outside showcasing kitamura s ability to craft an interesting b movie in natural locations for alive almost everything takes place inside in small cramped spaces here the art design is thrust into your face and what art design it is we are treated to several very intricate and interesting spaces and our characters are for the most part confined to those spaces also a key difference is that we don t get much action here until the end of the film versus was all about action and cool here a lot more emphasis is put on characters and situation and messing with your mind because of this alive is a far more interesting film than versus you may not pop it in and go to a random scene to watch five or ten minutes of cool zombie bloodshed but you will sit glued to the screen for nearly two hours watching he interaction of a few genuinely interesting characters br br i m now ecstatic that i ordered the dvd despite some naysay you should too but be sure to realize this is a different animal from versus it s often slow and requires a bit of thought to get the most out of it i hope media blasters picks it up for subtitled r dvd release ,1
this movie is the first time movie experience for several people in the cast all of them are experienced actors and have played in several tv series and plays sahan gokbakar is a well known comedian in turkey it s kind of strange to see him in a thriller while he is at the peak of his comedy career in turkey this movie is togan gokbakar s first long shot and pretty much the first experience as a director but they all did a good job we are happy to see such enthusiastic young cast they seem very promising for the future of the turkish film industry doga rutkay being long time sweetheart of sahan gokbakar is also a talented actress who is known for her recent play in number theatrical play and several tv series ,1
i have nothing against a fast paced fright flick but this stephen king derived nonsense is too freshly scrubbed too bright and modern the plot about a new teenage boy in a small town who is a sleepwalker sort of a cross between a vampire and a werewolf and who feeds on the blood of female virgins begs for a more mysterious ambiguous treatment this thriller is given an inappropriately colorful look and feel with hardly any atmosphere the kids are predictably pretty and energetic but the big plus is alice kridge as the boy s mother kridge from ghost story never broke out of the filler female mold and it s a huge loss that she hasn t been used more her performance is creepy and intense and gives hint that sleepwalkers might ve been a much better film with a different focus and tighter direction it s too over the top and commercially driven with an uneven tone that swings wildly from thriller to comedy to drama stephen king pops up in a cameo as do real life directors john landis and tobe hooper from ,0
this film is one of the historically most accurate war films ever made in that it displays the reality of soldiers in a battle situation as well as the particular circumstances of the battle of stalingrad obvious when one compares this film to works such as anthony beevor s book stalingrad br br unlike the better known enemy at the gates where the plot diverts into a sniper hunting story this film shows what war can do to individuals although filmed by germans stalingrad is anything but a nationalistic apologetic film it shows that war films can be something beyond flag waving jingoistic distortions of the grim truth of war like so many hollywood war products seem to be br br the scripting acting direction and other film techniques in stlingrad are of the highest caliber br br it s a must see film for anyone contemplating to join an army and to obey orders from any type of fuehrer ,1
dr chopper starts shortly after teenager nicholas robert adamson mum has died he is still cut up about it but every cloud has a silver lining in this case it appears that his mum owns a log cabin at lake tatonka the self proclaimed friendly place for happy people that she didn t tell him about so nicholas together with his girlfriend jessica chelsey crisp three friends jimmy butch hansen reese chase hoyt tamara ashley mccarthy head out there for a fun weekend unfortunately things don t go according to plan the cabin turns out to be little more than a run down shed their neighbours turn out to be dr chopper ed brigadier his two nurses who go around killing anyone they meet to use them in horrible experiments br br going straight to video dvd dr chopper was edited directed by lewis schoenburn this film seems to be having a hard time here on the imdb with some pretty harsh reviews while i think dr chopper as a horror film is pretty worthless i don t think some of the criticism i ve read is entirely justified the script which takes itself very seriously is credited to ian holt whether he likes it or not who has a role in the film as detective crocker according to the imdb cast list although i can t remember any character of that name maybe he was one of the cops at the start anyway the basic story is alright i suppose although it s a tad dull lasts for too long it s typical slasher fare with some sort of evil character running around bumping off our annoying american teen cast you know the drill by now besides some brief undeveloped nonsense about dr chopper using body parts to replenish his own deteriorating body there s not much story here the script seems to exist solely to invent situations for girls to take their tops off there s the inevitable sex scenes there s a sequence where some girls have to complete a sorority house initiation topless there s even a couple of lesbians here as well one of whom is seen without her full compliment of clothing oh when i say topless i mean they aren t wearing any tops but they all keep their bras on so you may want to bear in mind there isn t any actual full frontal nudity in dr chopper at all so there you have it really it s an average story that has a mildly surprising twist at the end which is wasted is populated with poor clichéd dumb character s that exist only to showcase some cheap gore scenes girls in bras to be honest i expect a little bit more from my films but then again maybe i m just being picky br br director schoenburn does ok actually this is by no means the worst looking film i ve seen although it still looks cheap there s no style here i didn t think it was scary there s no atmosphere either the gore is restrained restricted to some dead bodies severed limbs there s nothing new here or any particularly convincing special effects dr chopper is also one of those films where character decisions motivations are ridiculous br br technically this is a little rough around the edges but is reasonably well made on what was probably a really low budget the forest locations are suitably isolated although the cops office looks like someones front room the two nurses outfits at the start look like stripper outfits the acting is alright it could have better but i ve certainly seen worse br br dr chopper indeed features a doctor who rides around on a chopper motorbike but unfortunately that just isn t enough to satisfy me despite it being a reasonably competent production the lack of any real gore nudity or a decent plot sinks it without trace ,0
on a distant planet a psychopath is saved from execution by a space monk he releases a few fellow inmates and breaks out of the prison in a spaceship they dock onto a ludicrously enormous spacecraft that is orbiting a supernova star this massive craft is populated by only three people presumably because the budget of the film did not extend to hiring many actors anyway to cut a long story short the three goodies end up in a game of cat and mouse with the baddies br br the psychopath in this movie is curious in that he is annoying annoying is generally not a term one would use to describe a lunatic unhinged frightening dangerous maybe but not annoying but he is the three people manning the giant ship are seriously unconvincing as warranting such important roles this ship is practically the size of a city considering that the film is set approximately years in the future it is somewhat optimistic that such a huge man made craft could exist never mind the fact that it is used for such a relatively mundane task despite the vast size of the spaceship the crew all have appallingly kitted out tiny rooms and the dining room consists of what appears to be a plastic table and chairs but there are a lot of corridors br br the film is fairly well acted and it works as an averagey sci fi thriller but nothing great ,0
the brands in this film like suit supply take away from the story cause it s supposed to be set in the eighties it s not a very thrilling film also the single from intwine on the soundtrack is very bad it has a chorus that is repeated numerous times like i m a cruel man i take it all away i m a cruel man i m here to stay jeeez couldn t those asswipes have come up with something better than that i guess they wrote it in a couple of minutes br br it s really annoying just like the product placement in this filmproduct that cashes in on the controversy and publicity around a criminal who should not be a celebrity like he is now made out to be but should be forgotten like rats ought to be ,0
i always wanted to see electra glide in blue for a very long time i ve always been intrigued by the title the star and the desert but for some now pretty clear reason this film is never shown on tv or i ve happen to miss it if it s ever shown well after watching the dvd i now know why the movie is rarely shown it s because it s not that good in fact i d say it s pretty much of a mess br br electra glide in blue was made by a first time director and it shows the film is mainly a series of vignettes with absolutely nothing holding it together more like a collection of short movies haphazardly strung together the movie can be boiled down to this intro murder cop and girlfriend together intro credits cops going to work crazy guy tells story cop finds dead body cop and chief and girlfriend at bar chase scene etc the scenes just don t flow together they re very distinctively independent from each other and because of this the characterization is weak borderline amateurish the scene at the bar with the girlfriend the scene at the farm with the hippies the scene with big john and the chief yelling at each other were cringe worthy i almost stopped the film during those awful moments br br the film maker s lack of experience is in evidence throughout the film the style like the s is all over the map the intro credit scene makes the movie look like a commercial for law enforcement then it tries to be a buddy film big john and zipper then a murder mystery then a melodramatic love story etc a film doesn t have to have one particular style in order to be successful but i m afraid the style in electra glide in blue was confused you can clearly see that the director had no idea what he was doing or where he was going with it br br the film is not a complete disaster while the content of electra glide in blue is almost amateurish the look of it is extremely and deceptively professional the cinematography is stunning every frame is worthy of an exhibition at an art gallery or because the first and last time director was involved in the music business worthy of an album cover the beautiful look of the film gives more credence to the finish product than it really deserves and thanks to robert blake s acting of a really badly written character the film maintains a certain level of realism even though nothing else makes much sense what s remarkable about the look and composition of the film is that it s been copied and duplicated a million times over the intro credits reminded me of something like top gun which was made years later scenes of johnny dressing up with his clothes on the bed reminded me of american gigolo strangely enough electra glide in blue has a very contemporary feel to it due to the stunning visuals even if the story and the philosophy behind it are hopelessly outdated br br so electra glide in blue is on one hand a remarkably underrated and overlooked film because it obviously influenced a lot of future filmmakers out there when it comes to the look and composition very few films can claim to have achieved this and legendary cinematographer conrad hall should take full credit but on the other hand egib is also deservedly forgotten because the poor characters confusing story and muddled direction none of which are worth of remembering ,0
turd pie br br take x franchises par boil for mins stir in mixed cardboard characters non actors work best add tons of clichés then bake in your plot hole microwave until bored serve with a sprinkling of dawson s crack not a typo br br voila money spinning brain rot for the emo world of warcraft generation br br looking for the keys in drain was the best bit br br aside from the first mins its one of the worst films ever made br br utter utter nonsense ,0
very slight spoiler br br this movie despite being only on tv is absolutely excellent i didn t really pay attention to the differences in looks or accents so i can t really comment on that the acting in this was so good i had to pinch myself and say remember it s only a movie this didn t really happen as i sat and listened to harris and quinn talk i knew that it was exactly what john and paul would be talking about had they actually had this meeting the offhanded comments and burns from john were right on with his character especially in the restaurant as was his depression while paul was very easy going and laid back both actors did and excellent job and i was thrilled to have seen this movie it s a wicked experience for any beatles fan and prepare for a few surprises ,1
i thought this was a very good movie someone said it was sick so they couldn t watch it i think if you realize its rated r then you will be prepared for the nudity and drug use it is a good story and the acting is amazing just can t be a prude to appreciate it its basically about a mom who does drugs and wants to get clean so she calls a very wealthy old friend and he moves them to his estate and crazy things happen i guess it is a drama i am just so sick of people who don t like movies because of cursing or nudity that is the world we live in you obviously aren t comfortable with yourself if you can t see things like this movie and it s rated r so that should tell you from the beginning that its not all peachy happy rainbows i liked it i think you will too ,1
as much as i love the story of david copperfield i cannot claim to have enjoyed this movie it was probably the second worst movie i have ever seen one problem i see is that the magnitude of the novel asks for a miniseries of several hours rather than a regular movie it is just impossible to capture a significant amount of the events that take place in the story in two hours i dis not enjoy the brooding flashback format it was disjointed and would be impossible for someone who did not already know the story to fully grasp also i don t think the filmmakers interpreted copperfield s personality correctly the idea of him strolling around on a beach moaning about his life seems inconsistent with the proactive forward thinking nature dickens gave him in the novel agnes also bothered me she came across as a ditsy household decoration rather than a strong woman dora was perfect however this movie was fraught with problems and i wait eagerly for someone to make a decent screen version ,0
i saw this film yesterday i must admit it weren t my cup of tea although it s supposed to be a horror movie of its kind but as i was watching this i was thinking this movie isn t making any sense at all where on earth did this guy in the dark coat came from where were the two guys were going when they left the girls behind where on earth did a shark came out from br br all these elements in this film somehow didn t add up i felt as if these filmmakers wasted so much time and money on a film that was so bound to be so crap br br i ve seen many good horror movies in my time but this is one of the most worst horror flicks i ve seen at the end of the movie i said to myself that i wouldn t watch it again so much pappy show in this film i ve decided to give it the thumbs down count me out on this one out of ,0
what ho this one is jolly good i say jolly good ol chap or should i say ol bean my mastery of british terminology is a little dusty anyway my biker boots and i walked into this screening with no prior viewing experience of wallace and gromit i m happy to say that my boots and i walked out pleased to have made their acquaintance br br while not as adult accessible as toy story w g still manages to be clever enough to provide the grown ups with a little humor that will most definitely soar over the heads of the young uns who are too busy guffawing at the were rabbit s belches to have any clue that something is amiss i highly suggest that you pay close attention any time you see books or words on the screen because there are quick glimpses of puns that you ll miss if you aren t paying attention my favorite is a book of monsters that refers to the loch ness monster as tourist trappus if you ve ever been known to say i can really relate to kevin federline or if you re just illiterate then not only will you miss out on these jokes but you probably should be spending your time learning to read instead of going to movies consider this a public service announcement br br the most impressive aspect about w g is its clay animation thanks to the tedious process it took five years to finish the film according to the press notes there were some days when the optimum goal was to merely accomplish seconds of completed film folks i sometimes have trouble finding the motivation to finish responding to a handful of emails or adding captions to pictures for my reviews a point that is proved by a lack of pictures in this review so i can t even imagine having the required patience for that br br i really like the rough hands on quality of the claymation figures the fact that you can see fingerprints in the clay is a nice personal touch how can you not be impressed with clay characters that show more expression and emotion than paul walker and keanu reeves combined the curse of the were rabbit is as director nick park calls it the world s first vegetarian horror movie that should entertain both kids and adults alike relying on and as a male who prides himself in his shaggy haired cool bearded masculinity i hesitate to use this word cute and oh man i probably shouldn t use this word either lovable characters rather than outdated m c hammer references w g is proof that dreamworks can create entertaining animation when it chooses cleverness over the cheap joke ,1
this movie is pretty good half a year ago i bought it on dvd but first i thought that it was the original film i have seen the series and it is a good film but here they have put the living legend part and and fire in space together the same as they did with the first film but with other episodes but still it is a pretty good film only the ending is strange you don t see what happens with the pegasus but i still think that it is pretty good the actors and special effects were good if you haven t seen it go see it starring richard hatch dirk benedict lorne greene herb jefferson jr tony swartz terry carter lloyd bridges jack stauffer ,1
this movie is not your typical horror movie it has some campy humor and death scenes which can be sort of comical i personally liked the movie because of its off beat humor it s definetely not a super scary movie which is good if you don t want to be scared and paranoid afterwards i liked the performance of the hillbilly guy and of lester very believable i think i m going to dye my hair red like that girl in scarecrow very cool anyway overall worth renting for the campy humor and non typical horror experience ,1
i m going to review the films as a whole because i feel that is how it should be considered and watched when i talk about the film i am talking about parts together when watched one after the other as they should be br br thank you jon anderson steven soderbergh benicio del toro br br this film is a refreshing bold gritty and true film and it hearkens a new style of film making no faux drama no swelling sound track not faux documentary style just clean shots and an attempt to stick to the facts i have been reading jon anderson s che guevara a revolutionary life and recently finished fidel s auto biography and this had helped my ability to soak this film in properly but i have to say that it is jon anderson s exhaustive penultimate and wonderful biography that has given this film the proper historical back bone anderson was consultant on this film or these films what makes this film a true thing is that it is clean no swelling music or slow motion photography to heighten drama and even more importantly no fake documentary shaky camera just square shots and straight forward shooting style the type of camera used makes you feel right there in the jungle benicio del toro should be given full honors for this i never doubted him as che throughout the film not once he did a wonderful job and i will respect him for ever for this some people complain that the film only deals with slices of his life and not the whole but i think this is one of the true beautiful aspects of this film it doesn t try to be everything it doesn t try to tell the story a person s life is too multifaceted to try and tell in or hours this is one of the subtle beauties of this film it resists that temptation and stays focused on the intent of letting us get a feel for che his developing militaristic mind and the forces around him it focuses on slices of time the battle to over throw batista che s u n speech and the gorilla preparations in bolivia motorcycle diaries already told his young man side and i applaud s soderbergh for focusing on other aspects instead i keep referring to jon anderson s book and the film stays true the only weak link for me are the casting not the performance of matt damon in a film so loaded with true to life performances an american matt damon playing a bolivian is a clunky stretch he does well but after so much care in the casting this was an over site small and completely forgiven the reality that the rest of the casting gives you and most notably benicio del toro s amazing job put s this film at the top of my list br br the fact that this film went almost straight to video say s something about how the cold war ethics that would never allow the revolutionized cuba to become what it might have are still at work keeping it s story quiet if not out of clandestine muffling then out of the effects of properly done propaganda that has prejudiced this topic br br this is a must see film and jon anderson s che guevara a revolutionary life is a must read if you want to start to get a grasp of the early effects on the global mind set regarding the expansion of international political financial chess moves of the s s s that placed unfair pressure on our south american neighbors and the effects it fostered ,1
skullduggery is a strange strange film based on the novel ye shall know them by vercors to unleash criticism at the film feels really unkind since it is a movie that deals with earnest themes like humanity and pleas for upright moral standards and tolerance but in spite of its honourable intentions and its well meaning tone skullduggery simply isn t a very good film for me the main problem is the terribly disjointed narrative which can t make its mind up how best to convey its message the first half of the movie is like watching a standard jungle expedition flick of the tarzan ilk later it teeters into sci fi fable by the end it slips into courtroom melodramatics the differences in tone between each section of the movie are too great too jarring to overlook they stick out like a sore thumb and remind you constantly that you re watching a muddled disorganised movie br br an archaeological expedition into the jungles of new guinea is led by adventurer douglas temple burt reynolds one of the main archaeologists involved in the excursion is attractive lady scientist dr sybil greame susan clark after an arduous trek they stumble upon a tribe of strange ape like creatures these primitive long lost people are covered in hair and have survived for centuries without being in any way touched or influenced by the developments of modern man there is some evidence that they may the ancestors of early man – the missing link in the evolution of apes into humans or perhaps a race of humans who simply look and behave differently from usual or even a race of animals that have begun to develop human characteristics the archaeologists call the tribe the tropi and are initially thrilled by the implications of their discovery but things take a devastating turn when nasty opportunist vancruysen paul hubschmid declares his intention to exploit the tribe and their idyll on behalf of developers he questions whether the tropi are truly human and takes his argument to the courts where he hopes to be granted legal backing so that his own greedy ambitions can be continued br br this was a very early film in reynolds career and he actually unbalances this movie by acting like he s in a comedy while the rest of the cast take it all very seriously not that reynolds can be blamed – he has an impossible role asked to play a charming adventurer who really belongs in a tarzan flick his character and the film are not relevant to each other clark fares much better as the earnest lady archaeologist and there are nice supporting roles for british actors edward fox alexander knox and wilfrid hyde white a major shortcoming in skullduggery is the lame and ineffective make up used to give the tropi their strange hairy appearance rather than making the actors look like believable hominoids the stuck on hair merely makes them look unintentionally comical and that s just not the right idea we re meant to feel great sympathy for these creatures but that s awfully hard when they look so unconvincing skullduggery is a failed attempt to tell a story that could have been poignant philosophical and stimulating the honourable intentions are there for all to see but the end result doesn t do them justice a worthy failure it might be but a failure nonetheless ,0
my rating of course applies only if you re willing to get completely and utterly grossed out because you know that only john waters can do that in pink flamingos his directorial debut he portrays two families locked in combat to see who can be the filthiest person alive what divine famously does at the end pretty much answers the question but even aside from that the movie is basically an excuse to shock people beyond what anyone would usually imagine you had better have a very strong stomach to watch this movie even some of the lines are rather mind blowing br br otherwise avoid this movie like you would the ebola virus ,1
well acted drama based on a novel by arthur miller something as simple as a pair of glasses becomes life altering lawrence newman william h macy is a man that has chosen to be satisfied with his mundane life the same job for twenty years and still living with his mother he is told by his boss to correct his vision with a pair of glasses newman s life drastically changes and delves him into hell the glasses he chose makes him look jewish he looses his job and becomes the object of heavy scrutiny by his brooklyn neighborhood searching for a job he encounters the attractive and outspoken gertrude laura dern herself living with conflict because of her jewish appearance soon the couple s new life together becomes a nightmare filled with humiliation and bigotry driven attacks a very apt cast that features joseph ziegler peter oldring kay hawtrey and of musical fame meat loaf ,1
i admit it s very silly but i ve practically memorized the damn thing it holds a lot of good childhood memories for me my brother and i saw it opening day and i have respect for any movie with fnm on the soundtrack ,1
having just watched this movie i almost feel like having wasted hours of my life but i guess there is some good in everything br br if i was to rate this as any other movie it can only receive or tops but if i grade it like a low budget ind movie it may get or that is a movie is supposed to be complete and without too long passages of boredom or waste of time this movie isn t but i guess a lot of independent movies are about showing movie skills and considering this this movie has a few highlights if i am to comment on what the directors should take with them to their next project i guess the distorted sound effects had some quality they also manage to build some characters this however takes me to what they should leave out in their next project because the character building takes too long since it is mostly irrelevant for the movie plot neither should the long spaces of time dedicated to walking around be continued in the next project whats the point i guess this movie tries to be a little bit of everything building characters suspense and a plot and ends up being nothing not a lot br br this movie tries too much and too hard and i guess it should have been cut to a short film i could easily manage to find one hour of walking around or pointless dialogue to cut from the movie br br there is too much irrelevant things going on in this movie the story should have been more streamlined i know there is supposed to be some mystery in this movie but a slight surprise to who the killer is doesn t make a mystery the story behind the mystery receives almost no attention during the film which leaves the final point as a quick an unsatisfying wrap up br br therefore i would like to say this movie was a nice try but i cant i hope the directors learn from their mistakes and produce a better product next time br br if you don t have an interest in bench learning from producing low budget movies there is no need to watch this not even too see why everyone thinks its bad br br as others have stated i am pretty sure the many s given to this movie are from people somehow involved in the movie this movie could not receive a judging from any remotely objective standpoint ,0
when i caught a glimpse of the title i thought are we going to get another try hard hip slasher but actually i found eventy ive to be a mildly passable and almost s throwback after a tediously slow mid section it picks up momentum for the final half hour leading to it s outrageously tacky climax and downright cop out ending it won t win awards for originality because it s as systematic as you can get and steals its thunder in the way of thrills usual cheap jump scares location secluded mansion and motivation from other films the gleaming direction is by the book and the material is quite hackneyed with poorly realised red herrings within its elaborate plotting and flimsy script sometimes laughable but nonetheless i was entertained mainly due to its brutal and grisly acts of pulpy violence towards some rather obnoxiously annoying college students by a psychotic killer with a battle axe the performances weren t bad in the shape of a spunky young cast however the characters they were portraying weren t particularly enticing an always presentable rutger hauer shows up in a short supportive role as a grizzled detective a slickly made but a shallow and forgettable addition to the fold ,0
it is hard to put the devastating beauty of traffik to words partly because i am still grasping to comprehend it myself several hours after my second viewing first it must be said that traffik contains some of the most incomparably and unforgettably haunting scenes i have seen in a film or television production the acting is excellent particularly that of bill paterson as a british minister grappling with his heroin addicted daughter and an aid deal to pakistan that hinges on drug issues another plot line describes these drug issues at a ground level in pakistan and revolves around a struggling opium poppy farmer and his interaction with a successful heroin smuggler the third main storyline involves the prosecution of a hamburg drug importer and the conflicting efforts of his wife and two german detectives while he is under trial it is a profound accomplishment that the interaction between these stories feels natural transcending the forced plot entanglement often found in hollywood movies it is an even greater accomplishment that a work spread over three countries and half a dozen main characters can be so focused and enthralling without having to oversimplify it is devastating bleak and brutal but never apathetic in short traffik is a rare work of film that handles challenging subjects with unmatched compassion and clarity ,1
there s a group of fox tv executives sitting around a boardroom table wondering what new show to commission br br how about aiming for something like or the west wing says one of them but they all agree it would be too expensive and cheap tv is less likely to harm the station if it flops br br well how about getting together some great comedy writers and doing a quality sitcom offers another and is fired on the spot don t you know good writers cost lots of money the big chief barks that s why we invented reality tv br br we could do yet another crime drama suggests a man in a bland suit i m listening the boss replies suddenly interested people like csi so let s do another copy of that blandman adds br br but there are already far too many csi clones out there what can we do to make ours stand out a naive junior enquires and is sacked instantly stand out if we do that people may be confused let s give them more of what they already like the big chief screams br br let s just add more violence and make it really grisly we are fox after all another suit suggests to a hearty reply of now you re getting it from the big chief we could make them the deviant crimes unit he goes on to add clearly on a roll br br by jove he s got it the big chief laughs and the victims could be beautiful and vulnerable women who wear very little on screen well that would certainly distract people from the average acting and poor scripts blandman points out br br then it s settled we just need a name the big chief announces we could call it sex cops violence br br too literal how about killer instinct it conveys violence but sounds a bit like basic instinct which had lots of sex br br puuurfect the big chief replies and then they all slap each other on the back and go and cancel arrested development ,0
the phenomenon helge schneider defies easy description or quick categorization yet for the international audience not acquainted to him one could say he s something like a crude mix of weird al yankovich and andy kaufman adding a foible for jazz music and s outfits while his stage performances already are eccentric his movie works are simply hilariously outrageous br br schneider is in my opinion helge s best movie he stars in the two leading roles police detective kommissar schneider and murderer villain nihil baxter and also in a precious smaller role as physician dr hasenbein br br in the opening scene we see how modern art loving baxter accidentally kills the circus clown bratislav metulskie from whom he has bought a malfunctioning used jaguar when a beloved sculpture slips out of baxter s hands fatally hitting metulskie upon reading about the incident in the newspaper comes back from retirement to investigate the case with the support of his loyal sidekick lt koerschgen who is played by an elderly actor bearing the same name they pick up baxter s track quickly and interrogate him at his weirdly decorated mansion one of the movie s best scenes but initially fail to gather any proof the story winds through many turns with several scenes that don t always really contribute to the progress of the plot but are hilariously funny such as a daydream by including the most unusual view on a running man s brief clad crotch in movie history a police department party during which koerschgen gets into a row with the chief and has to be hospitalized and a visit at the already mentioned dr hasenbein s baxter then is finally caught attempting to escape to rio de janeiro on a plane br br always worth special mention is andreas kunze who in this case plays s wife as he s usually appearing in drag performing women s roles in helge s movies br br so all you folks out there looking for new laughs i strongly recommend this movie the catch you have to understand german as i doubt there s an english version around ,1
i saw this movie last night at the phila film festival it was an interesting and funny movie that had some endearing and moving scenes peter falk was excellent as was the rest of cast they were believable and played their roles well the movie may have gone a bit long and the conclusion was okay the audience laughed at the right places the family dynamics were terrific and though this was a jewish family they could have been italian irish or any other including greek i recommend this film if you are interested in laughing at a subject that isn t often handled that way iot makes you think about the consequence s of your actions and how they affect others in your life and those who are not clearly in your life ,1
my school s drama club will be putting this show in the spring of and i can only hope we re as good as this i watched this film recently as sort of research for my role rosie alvarez and i d just like to say vanessa williams is the coolest br br wow the casting for this movie was right on with one exception jason alexander oh my gawd is there anything he can t do he was the most wonderful albert peterson ever i especially loved all of his funny facial expressions and dancing during put on a happy face he is so great vanessa williams as i said before is the coolest she was a beautiful rosie and her transition from secretary to seductress was totally believable tyne daly was hilarious as albert s obnoxious mother and george wendt was superb as the annoyed mr mcafee however i loved paul lynde s performance in the version brigitta dau cracked me up as ursula merkle she really hammed it up and marc kudisch was an awesome conrad birdie suffer br br there was only one casting that i didn t understand and as you ll see from previous comments many other people didn t understand chynna phillips as kim mcafee what was that i mean she s really pretty and very talented but she looks a bit too old for the role eh maybe i m delusional br br okay well anyways i highly recommend this movie it ll leave you smiling br br ,1
terrible film with frank sinatra as tony rome here he gets involved with a dead woman below the sea br br rome is soon hired to find out what happened to a woman naturally it s the woman below the sea her room mate lainie kazan soon winds up dead on the floor br br an aging richard conte plays a police officer and friend of rome when a local club owner gets killed the blame falls on rome and there becomes an interesting chase scene that s how bad this picture is if you have to depend on a chase scene to supply the action br br raquel welch plays the beauty up to her neck in intrigue her acting leads a lot to be desired br br martin gabel is a retired hoodlum whose son is trying to outdo him br br by the film s end you don t know why the girl was murdered don t even bother to ask ,0
i was looking forward to seeing john carpenter s episode in season because his first cigarette burns was by far the best from season and i did like other episodes from that season oh how i was disappointed br br in fairness to carpenter i think the primary problem with this episode was absolutely horrible writing the characters aside from the subject matter seemed to behave and speak as though they were written for an episode of walker texas ranger the acting was bad and i normally like ron perlman a lot but i can only blame them so much because the writing was so horrible i m not going to try to guess what the writers were trying to do because that would be useless but it appeared as though they were trying to mix horror obviously with some form of social commentary on abortion and religion in this case not surprisingly it seemed a chance to bash a certain variety or religious nuts as well as fanatical anti abortionists and i am in favor of both aims but it was done so horribly that i was embarrassed to watch characters act and speak with such stupid inconsistency this failed totally to offer any worthwhile opinion on the subjects and the horror element failed as well alongside such inept writing br br while i don t think carpenter can be blamed for most of the badness here i will say he did choose to direct the teleplay and therefore has that to be held responsible for there are a couple small bits that i found nice hence the stars i gave it br br the actual gore and monster effects were good but the cgi gore two separate gunshots to the head were so obviously inferior quality cgi they should ve never been given the ok i m generally very critical of cgi but not because i have a problem with it in principle i have a problem with the execution of it the technology while amazing in some respects is not good enough to match real effects whether they be miniatures or gore especially when it is supposed to match something organic and or alive and therefore shouldn t be used until they are cgi can be used well in small amounts or obviously if the whole film is animated br br i ll also take this opportunity to note that the show title masters of horror is a bad title to have there simply aren t many actual masters of horror around maybe two or three if the show were called tale of horror or something like that it would be fine but as it stands the criteria for directing one of these episodes and therefore being criticized for not being a master of horror is that they have directly at least one horror film in their career and it didn t even have to be a good one ,0
james cagney the yankee doodle dandy boy was just starting his career and was able to perform as a gangster and also a social worker for a boys reform school which is being run by corrupt politicans the reform school inmates are underpriviledge minors from the streets of new york like the east side kids who were poor and uncared for during the great depression in the final scenes there is a trial held by the reform school boys with flaming torches and a barn which is set on fire and a big leap by the corrupt warden i noticed that they did let the horses out of the barn first this film is not shown very often and i really can understand why ,1
bridges of madison county is a better made version of this story i felt the ending of this movie was not handled sensitively as they did in the original english movie this movie is very indianised if you are a very sensitive person who cries in a movie when hero dies in the end you ll love this movie on the other hand if you are a fighter in life and think crying is for wimps you may not like the ending but on the whole it s pretty good subject is well handled for indian conditions tabu was good as a caring wife and mother everybody acted well ,0
am i the only person who thinks that the entire forensics and scenes of crime community in the usa must detest this almighty slap in their faces a rookie cop is first to a crime scene where her back up is so slow to respond that she has time to send the kid who found the body to the local store to buy a disposable camera by the time he returns still no senior cops socos or other assistance for the lovely jolie this is new york isn t it it has started raining and she gets to work photographing the evidence only after she d stood in front of an amtrak to stop it disturbing the scene br br i want to know the name of that camera as the photographs were so incredibly detailed that no amount of zooming in distorted the images the horror continues not in the film itself pretty ordinary i m afraid but in the lincoln rhyme character as played by mr washington this man is a highly dedicated forensic crime scene examiner with years of experience who instead of the highly trained but invisible local crime scene examiners entrusts the work to an untrained cop a rookie cop who proceeds to find the very obviously placed clues and move them before photographing them thus contaminating every item and making dna profiling well nigh impossible now that was a bright idea eh i know one should be able to suspend disbelief to a degree but those who say this film is intelligent must have entirely disengaged their ability to think in order to find this film believable br br i have given this film for the superb acting of denzel washington and for miss jolie s lips which are the only items requiring my disbelief to be suspended ,0
i m not alone in admiring the first superman movie a film that richard donner executed masterfully i am also not alone in scorning richard lester s superman which brings us to the richard donner cut of the same movie sadly it is still an absolute abomination br br superman s world is one where suspension of disbelief is required in strong doses but superman stretches things too far it doesn t matter who directed superman because the script insults the intelligence of a first grader in a sense there is no plot because the characters have zero motivation to act the way they do unlike the original superman with or without his powers superman s strength or lack thereof is handled in the least believable manner there is too much to criticize so i will not bother i condemn this movie perhaps the slapstick in the lester version is more appropriate to the moronic script this movie is based on super duper bad ,0
in the rapid economic development of s in china there is a resurgence of traditional chinese culture partially due to the rise of nationalism accompanied by the increase in wealth and more importantly due to the sense of spiritual belonging after the collapse of the old socialist ideology in the post cultural revolutionary era br br however the resurgence of chinese traditional culture namely the confucianism was not without disasters because chinese are adopted the entire tradition without eliminating the bad part and the discrimination against girls demonstrated in this film is an excellent example br br moreover not only the part that should be discarded were inherited the good part that was supposed to be inherited such as the traditional opera and its technique such as changing face was ignored in the resurgence and facing extinction br br the director used this film to criticize the problem of re embracing tradition by contemporary china and this is the deeper meaning behind the movie ,1
there is a reason why jay leno himself will not acknowledge this film it consistently ranks as one of the worst films of all time the acting is horrible the script lacks direction and the director himself doesn t seem sure on which way to take this film a buddy film an action comedy mystery seems half way through he gives up and is just along for the ride jay leno and pat morita are talented and dedicated performers it is a shame that they wasted their time and gifts making this mess of a movie jay leno and pat morita prior to involving themselves with this had spent years pounding out their crafts on the hollywood circuit mr morita had already been a star in his own right acting steadily since the mid s as the star of such cult tv and movie classics as happy days and the dismal but affable mr t and tina and won the hearts of america with his roles in the powerful film midway the karate kid and a host of others mr leno can been seen on tv shows dating back to the mid s and was a top performer in the comedy clubs of america he can be seen in countless tv spots and in major films it is a shame that they agreed to be seen with this nonsense ,0
left behind is the kind of we know what we know cause we know it movie that christians and most any other naive person needs to help them feel like what they think and believe not know is right but at the same time i feel bad for the little guys because this is not a well made film it does not help any message i work at a video store and i know the only reason people went to see this movie was because they were religious and they thought it was anybody on this earth who thinks they know what will happen in the future is wrong unless they think they know that they don t know i ve had about enough but only after i ve had too much of these people walking around with their noses in the air thinking that a movies starring a semi talented tv actor means something above me br br please if you love yourself you ll stay away i refuse to go into any detail about this movie not because a i didn t see it because i did b it was too shocking for my atheist self to handle because it wasn t or c i really don t have anything to say bad about it because i do the reason which is a word nobody who helped make this movie understands is that i want this movie out of my head i want that it was made out of my head i want that i watched all of it with an open mind out of my head i want the message that kirk so proudly and coachly gives at the end of the movie out of my head i only want all the things that were in my head before viewing this movies there anything directly connected with this movie that s floating in my head get out my peaceful rage is ending i m sorry that somebody in this world went to the theater to see this movie about what could happen in the future but won t when they could have given that seven dollars plus to any number of human animal or rain forest charity but if they did that then they wouldn t be able to believe in the fact that it s real they might have to fact what is left behind zero out of ,0
fairly appalling enterprise suggests welsh to be an infantile artist helplessly drawn to the violent milieu he knows best but unable to resist vacuous elaborations rooted in banal fantasy the first story is a ham fisted meaningless trudge with a b movie sci fi premise the second achieves some poignancy but only via the outrage inducing surplus of humiliation visited on its central character the third and most risible seems to aspire to being a dislocated sequel to child s play the direction is consistently clueless all whirling sound and fury a slave to the extreme unpleasantness of the environment suffocating in an ill chosen music score and in indifferently flashy acting this is sheer stupidity masquerading as a guerilla sensibility as arbitrary and hollow as the abstract images that link the three sections ,0
i purchased this video quite cheaply ex rental thinking that the cover looked quite nice and it was nice but the movie is trash i can handle b grade i sometimes even enjoy a good b romp ie surf nazis must die is a classic example of how entertaining the genre can be but this was just bland bland bland incredibly dull scenes were broken up too sparsely by good wholesome cheap porn and entertaining dream horror sequences this movie has very little to offer ,0
coonskin might be my favorite ralph bakshi film like the best of his work it s in your face and not ashamed of it for a second but unlike some of his other work even when he s at his finest which was before and after coonskin with heavy traffic and wizards it s not much uneven despite appearances to the contrary bakshi s taking on stereotypes and perceptions of race of course but moreover he s making what appears to be a freewheeling exploitation film blaxploitation almost though bakshi doesn t stop just there if it were just a blaxploitation flick with inventive animation it could be enough for a substantial feature but bakshi s aims are higher throwing up these grotesque and exaggerated images of not just black people but italians mafioso homosexuals jews overall new york types in the urban quarters of manhattan in the s he isn t out to make anything realistic the most normal looking creation in looking drawn real is in fact a naked woman painted red white and blue br br in mocking these stereotypes and conventions and horrible forms of racism i e the tar rabbit baby joke yes joke plus black face we re looking at abstraction to a grand degree and best of all bakshi doesn t take himself too seriously unlike spike lee with a film like bamboozled in delivering his message this is why for the most part coonskin is a hilarious piece of work where some of the images and things done and sudden twists and of course scenes of awkward behavior i loved the scene where the three animated characters are being talked at by the real life white couple in tux and dress as looking colorful and the like are just too much not to laugh at it s not just the imagery which is in and of itself incredibly over stylized but that the screenplay is sharp and this is key for bakshi this time considering it s got a fairly cohesive narrative to string along the improvisations and madness br br using at first live action then animation and then an extremely clever matching of the two ironically what bakshi later went for in commercial form with cool world is done here to a t with less money and a rougher edge pappy and randy are waiting outside a prison wall for a buddy to escape and pappy tells of the story of brother rabbit who with brother bear and preacher fox go to harlem and become big time hoodlums with rabbit in direct opposition to a jabba the hut esquire godfather character this is obviously a take off on song of the south with its intentionally happy go lucky plot and animation here taken apart and shown for how rotten and offensive it really is br br yet bakshi goes for broke in combining forms animated characters stand behind and move along with live action backgrounds when violence and gunshots and fights occurs it s as bloody as it can get for when a dirty cop is at a bar and is drugged and put in black face and a dress he trips in a manner of which not even disney could reach with dumbo a boxing match with brother bear and an opponent as the climax is filmed in wild slow motion archive footage comes on from time to time of old movies some and some from the s that are just tasteless br br like mel brooks or kubrick or more recently south park bakshi s coonskin functions as entertainment first and then thought provocation second it s also audacious film making on an independent scale everything from the long takes to the montage and the endlessly warped designs for the characters however all based on the theme of the piece all serve the thought in the script where its b movie plot opens up much more for interpretation to call it racist misses the point it s like calling dr strangelove pro atomic desolation or confederate states of america pro slavery and for me it s one of the best satires ever made ,1
barbara stanwyck is a sheer delight in this wartime comedy about a sailor invited to spend christmas with a popular magazine writer s family at her farm in connecticut the problem is she has no husband baby or farm as she writes about in her column and she can t even cook her wonderful recipes being provided for her by her good friend uncle felix owner of a hungarian restaurant in new york city br br things get even more complicated when her strict publisher boss invites himself along for christmas a scheme is hastily planned with her stuffy fiancé providing an actual connecticut farm neighbors providing a borrowed baby and a quick wedding planned when the publisher isn t looking but when the handsome young sailor arrives on christmas eve romantic complications ensue as the supposedly married author falls like a ton of bricks for the nice guy navy man and vice versa br br this is a charming warm film that deftly balances humor with sentiment and is a wonderful showcase for barbara stanwyck to display her considerable comedic talent aided by such marvelous character actors as sydney greenstreet una o connor s z sakall and many others a christmas night dance at the town hall is a toe tapping delight to see and the unexpectedly sweet and feminine side of stanwyck is a wonderful surprise for viewers who have seen her mainly as tough bitchy women in femme fatale roles truly a wonderful film that has stood the test of time ,1
a few things to touch on as a response to the earlier person s comment you just have to pay attention to what is going on in the film br br i guess they are spoilers br br the red stuff under david s mouth poison ivy the wife says not to scratch it or else it will spread br br david goes insane because the stranger is telling him to get out of the house which probably proves david s theory of an affair happening between the wife and stranger he runs after the man br br david does not lose him in the woods he simply hits the stranger a couple of times and leaves it to his wife to pick up the pieces br br only the wife eats the mushroom br br i must say after that one point with the wife and stranger i began to feel disappointed but the ending made up for the entire film br br and for that and the very last scene this is one of my favorite movies ever i should have put it together earlier but let myself get sidetracked i was really surprised honestly br br this film is interesting to say the least but if you are not watching this for the performances that the actors give i d say you better let this one go because that is all that keeps this certain film together ,1
and this is a very disturbing film i may be wrong but this is the last film where i considered burt reynolds an actual actor who transformed the role and delivered a message br br jon voight and ned beatty are also excellent they are unassuming and unaware businessmen wanting to enjoy the country little did they know what would happen next br br the photography and sets are realistic and natural this was before the days of wes craven br br what is most disturbing about this film is the fact that places like this still exist in america country folk still detest city people it is almost a century and a half since the civil war br br you will enjoy this film it was filmed in the rural sections of south georgia which still exist just don t drive past that to mobile alabama that area still has not been repaired since hurricane katrina ,1
if you ever hear these three words uttered to you joe don baker be afraid br br final justice is the low budget action movie based on a sheriff in a texas town named geronimo pronounced as heronimo he s an ugly slimy rude character who is on the hunt for a criminal in malta who killed his partner in texas his partner actually slumps down twice in the movie very bad editing joe don baker geronimo ends up in jail like or times in this movie making the plot go nowhere fast plus he shoots everybody like he s in the wild west i guess nobody told him it was the th century a woman cop is assigned to show him around malta who looks like elaine from seinfeld and she is the only one who can put up with the redneck she must be insane br br the strippers in the bar are the most entertaining characters in this movie their dancing is shown throughout the film and i began to bond with the sleazy women well at least it was better than watching geronimo try to dumb his way out of something the ending is flawed and somewhat predictable and i was happy it was finally over you ll never forget that last line of joe don baker from the movie br br it s so hard to imagine how he was in three bond movies very weird anyway if you re up for a laugh then see this one on mstk sometime also i ve heard his other bad movie among many mitchell mstk version is being released on dvd by rhino i can t wait to see that ,0
saw this in the theater in and fell out of my chair laughing more than once beirut what do you know about beirut beirut he s the best damn baseball that ever lived br br you know how it s going to end but it has a great time getting there the training scenes are very funny but the best scene may be the one when jack and reno are attempting to watch the falcons v vikings monday night football game while attempting a make up dinner with their wives br br williams and russell seem to have a lot of fun with this one and it s too bad that it s overlooked as a top notch comedy ,1
this is a movie about how men think women think about love no woman describes a one night sexual encounter and declares it a love story br br of the ten monologues i felt only three really had any kind of truth ring through them i kept waiting for the film to get better and it did a bit but never better enough br br this is an interesting concept and i kept wanting it to be good but it never succeeded maybe if they actually were love stories it would have worked ,0
i discovered this late one night on turner classics i kept saying to myself i ll turn it off as soon as it stops being funny but needless to say i watched the whole way through br br i am a movie junkie but i had never even heard of this movie or if i did in i forgot it s worth watching just for the performance of goldie hawn as the tart tongued ingénue her acting is a revelation in this movie yes the script is sharp and excellent when was the last time they made a hollywood comedy with a smart script but her acting is extraordinary i never realized how funny goldie could be and it makes her later appearances in roles such as laugh in and private benjamin a little sad in her later career she is far too over the top compared to her minimalist wickedly funny appearance here br br it s a pleasure watching the young matthau the great bergman and the stellar supporting cast but it s goldie hawn that will make this movie worth watching again ,1
i can t remember when was the last time i have been so terribly disappointed by any movie probably i expected too much happening in a way you can expect action in dogma style movies of course but there is just nothing going on in here luckily i was watching it at home and could switch channels whenever the silence and dumb numb faces started to kill me and that was very often it really isn t too much of a pleasure watching ugly people who don t talk and move slowly stroke pigs and french kiss men not to mention ugly bodies having explicit sex if only it made any sense the whole murder situation is ridiculous seems like it was only created to show one more vagina since zero characters are capable of actually solving the crime having only four pseudo developed characters and a movie going nowhere it is pretty soon obvious whom the director picked as a killer and that makes no sence either despite all the boredom and suffering i must admit that it somehow touched me in an unexplainable way maybe you should check it out yourself though i don t recommend it ,0
i read all of the other comments which made this movie out to be an excellent movie i saw nothing of the excellence that was stated i thought it was long and boring i tried twice to watch it the first time i fell asleep and the second time i made it to within six minutes of the end and gave up i suppose that it was mainly my fault going in with great expectation but i don t think that this would have completely ruined the movie for me the movie was just bland it had nothing that was spectacular or unique to it the plot was not half bad the action sequences were non existent the dialogue forced and the movie just went on forever i would not recommend seeing this movie ,0
the topics presented are very interesting suburban culture suburban sprawl public transportation oil gas depletion energy dependence alternative energy sources etc br br the problem is that this is a pure and shameless propaganda piece one viewpoint is presented then hammered upon the viewer over and over you see the same handful of experts repeatedly making their case the supposed narrator starts off sounding like a news reporter but by the end even he is preaching the film s dogma br br the dark side of the film is not so much the gloom and doom message about oil depletion but the sense that the folks in the film are actually wishful for a post oil society and all that it entails they paint this picture of a utopian society where we all return to the self contained local village model walk to work shop locally grow our own food and generally live an idyllic th century lifestyle for them the post oil society would seem a grand vision of a better world it would certainly spell the end of globalization and better still the end of walmart i will give them some credit for applying actual math in exposing the weaknesses of several over touted alternative energy sources including ethanol and hydrogen br br i gave it stars because i appreciated the old footage and the premise ,0
sexo cannibal or devil hunter as it s more commonly known amongst english speaking audiences starts with actress model laura crawford ursula buchfellner as ursula fellner checking out locations for her new film along with her assistant jane gisela hahn after a long days work laura is relaxing in the bath of her room when two very dubious character s named chris werner pochath thomas antonio mayans burst in kidnap her having been helped by the treacherous jane laura s agent gets on the blower to rent a hero peter weston al cliver who is informed of the situation the kidnappers have laura on an isolated island are demanding a million ransom peter is told that he will be paid to get her back safely a further of the million if he brings that back as well faster than a rat up a drain pipe peter his vietnam vet buddy helicopter pilot jack are on the island deciding on how to save laura so the kidnappers have laura peter has the million but neither want to hand them over that much just to complicate things further this particular isolated island is home to a primitive tribe hell in all the generations they ve lived there they ve only managed to build one straw hut now that s primitive who worship some cannibal monster dude burt altman with bulging eyes as a god with human sacrifices this cannibal has a liking for young white female flesh intestines br br this spanish french german co production was co written directed by the prolific jesus franco who also gets the credit for the music as well sexo cannibal has gained a certain amount of notoriety here in the uk as it was placed on the video nasties list in the early s under it s alternate devil hunter title therefore officially classed as obscene banned having said that i have no idea why as it is one bad film even franco who isn t afraid to be associated with a turkey decides he wants to hide under the pseudonym of clifford brown i d imagine even the most die hard franco fan would have a hard time defending this thing the script by franco erm sorry i mean clifford brown julian esteban as julius valery who was obviously another one less than impressed with the finished product wanted his named removed is awful it s as simple straight forward as that for a start the film is so boring it s untrue the kidnap plot is one of the dullest i ve ever seen without the slightest bit of tension or excitement involved the horror side of things don t improve as we get a big black guy with stupid looking over sized bloodshot eyes plus two tame cannibal scenes as a horror film sexo cannibal fails as an action adventure it has no more success this is one to avoid br br director franco shows his usual incompetence throughout a decapitated head is achieved by an actor lying on the ground with large leaves placed around the bottom of his neck to try give the impression it s not attached to anything the cannibal scenes are poor the action is lame it has endless scenes of people randomly walking around the jungle getting from a to b not really doing anything when they get there either it becomes incredibly dull tedious to watch after about minutes don t forget this thing goes on for minutes in it s uncut state i also must mention the hilarious scene when al cliver is supposed to be climbing a cliff this is achieved by franco turning his camera on it s side having cliver crawl along the floor just look at the way his coat hangs the way he never grabs onto to anything as he just pulls himself along the gore isn t that great as far as euro cannibal films go this is very tame there are some gross close ups of the cannibals mouth as it chews bits of meat a man is impaled on spikes there s some blood a handful of intestines there s a fair bit of nudity in sexo cannibal an unpleasant rape scene br br sexo cannibal must have had a low budget i mean low this is a shoddy poorly made film with awful special effects rock bottom production values the only decent thing about it is the jungle setting which at least looks authentic the music sucks sound effects become annoying as there is lots of heavy breathing whenever the cannibal is on screen the acting sucks the whole thing was obviously dubbed anyway but no one in this thing can act br br sexo cannibal is a terrible film that commits the fatal mistake of being as boring as hell the only good things i can say is that it has a certain sleazy atmosphere to it those close ups of the cannibal chewing meat are pretty gross anyone looking for a decent cinematic experience should give sexo cannibal as wide a berth as possible one to avoid ,0
i think that new york times film critic elvis mitchell wrote the best one line review of in the mood for love when he said that it is dizzy with a romantic spirit that s been missing from the cinema forever how true those words are truly romantic films are so rare these days while films that include plenty of sex and nudity which are often portrayed in a smutty and gratuitous manner abound so given this cinematic climate wong kar wai s latest film feels like a much needed breath of fresh air in the mood for love is about the doomed romance between two neighbors mr chow played by tony leung and mrs chan played by maggie cheung whose spouses are having an illicit affair as they try not to be like them but after hanging out with each other on lonely nights while their spouses are away on business taking care of a sick mother they fall madly in love and must resist the temptation of going too far br br several factors are responsible for making in the mood for love a new classic among romantic melodramas in the best sense of that term first the specific period of the film i e s hong kong is faithfully recreated to an astonishing degree of detail the clothes including maggie cheung s lovely dresses the music e g nat king cole and the overall atmosphere of this film evokes a nostalgia for that specific period second christopher doyle s award winning breathtakingly beautiful cinematography creates an environment which not only envelopes its two main characters but seems to ooze with romantic longing in every one of its sumptuous meticulously composed frame make no mistake about it in the mood for love was the most gorgeous film of it should also be mentioned that wong kar wai s usual hyper kinetic visual style is understandably toned down for this film although his pallet remain just as colorful third there is the haunting score by michael galasso which is accompanied by slow motion sequences of e g chan walking in her elegant dresses chan and chow glancing at each other as they pass one another on the stairs and other beautiful scenes which etch themselves into one s memory the main score which makes its instruments sound as though they re literally crying is heard eight times throughout various points in the film and it serves to highlight the sadness and the longing which the two main characters feel fourth tony leung and maggie cheung both deliver wonderful performances leung won the prize for best actor at cannes and they manage to generate real chemistry on screen br br the above elements coalesce and work so nicely together to create a film that feels timeless dizzyingly romantic and in a word magical in the mood for love perhaps more than any other film of reminded me why it is that i love going to the movies and i guess that is about the highest compliment that i can pay to a film br br ,1
this isn t among my favorite hitchcock films though i must admit it s still pretty good among the things i really liked were the presence of jimmy stewart he always improves even the most mediocre material and the incredibly scary looking assassin who looks like a skeleton with just a thin layer of skin stretched over him although it cost the studio a lot of money i didn t particularly care for doris day in the film she seemed to weep a lot and belts out que sera like a fullback yes i know that she was supposed to sing in that manner but this forever made me hate this song sorry br br the other complaint though minor i had about the movie was that it was a little too polished and hollywood esque the original version also done by hitchcock just seemed a lot grittier and seedier and this added to the scary ambiance ,1
i didn t know much about this movie before i watched it but i heard it had something to do with quantum physics so i was interested what i didn t know is that this is not actually a story but a bunch of new age blowhards who love the sound of their own voice talking about how little they know about basic quantum mechanics i say it belongs more in the documentary category than comedy or drama br br marlee matlin is in the movie in order to give this new age symposium some sort of a storyline her portions of the film feel horribly tacked on and are meant to display the speaker s thoughts so we won t die of boredom matlin has a real job as a photographer unlike the new age hippie that crashes on her couch we get to listen to nameless people ramble on about what quantum physics all means to them the one bright spot in this movie was the speaker from india i assume but i think he showed up for the wrong film br br it looks like barbara eden really let herself go and she goes on and on about how quantum science has something to do with her crazy new age beliefs it looks like quark from ds was running low on cash and he also makes a brief appearance in the film there is a lot of whizbang cgi we re supposed to be impressed with cells in the body are shown as dancing jello molds because the filmmakers have apparently seen flubber one too many times br br people in the movie say that the arawak people on san salvador thought columbus s ship the pinta was invisible because natives had never seen clipper ships before as if people today had any way possible way of knowing of course they leave out all of that information and just say columbus s ships were invisible to the indians in america the film takes many such arrogant leaps thomas young did a double slit experiment around and found that light can look like a particle some of the time and a wave some of the time of course you d never know this from watching this stupid film because the only reference to it is that atoms can be particles and waves and that must mean that people can pass through walls walk on water and never grow old if they just wish upon a star then i m sure marlee matlin could stop being deaf if she just believed hard enough i m being sarcastic but this film is chock full of false hope and beliefs that the people espousing them don t really hold br br these are new age kooks who have grabbed onto quantum theory as if it reaffirms everything they believe about meditation zero point energy crystal healing etc if these snake oil salesmen truly believed the crap they were selling couldn t they just wish their paychecks into existence instead of appearing in this joke of a film we get to listen to another nameless man with no credentials that we know of talk on his couch in front of a fireplace or tv screen about how he creates his own life every time he was on the screen i wanted someone to rush in and throw a pie in his face these people take themselves way too seriously some other balding guy in a suit says that nobody ever really touches anything because there s a magnetic force preventing it at the quantum level if only someone had walked onto the screen and kept punching him in the stomach screaming i m not touching you i m not touching you a moral relativist in the movie claims that there s really no such thing as good or bad so apparently it s ok that hitler gassed millions of jews to death another person says that there is no such thing as love it s just a chemical and that we really don t love people we re just addicted to the chemical rush we have when we re around them i suspect this guy is doing this film as community service for being addicted to heroin for so many years br br we are witness to a truly pathetic sequence where two young adults walk around a wedding reception seeing everything like robocop they evaluate if women are cows dogs or foxes and a sexual position pops onto the scree marlee matlin gets drunk at the wedding she s supposed to photograph and the next day decides to love herself and take a bath because she s a beautiful and unique snowflake br br i liked when the film said people often find evidence for their pre conceived notions perhaps in this review i m only seeing what i want to see but i truly wanted to see these people get pies to the face and it never happened br br if you ve never heard of any of the ideas presented in the film before you may find them interesting but there are better sources for all of the ideas here if you want to watch a good movie that talks about the heisenberg uncertainty principle go see the man who wasn t there if you want to read a good book about quantum field theory read hyperspace by michio kaku if you want to see a film that talks about different philosophies with imaginative visuals see waking life although it can feel boring self important and pretentious at times all in all you should go and read quantum psychology or prometheus rising by robert anton wilson instead of wasting your time on this movie br br i normally have a very hard time giving movies a score from to but this one was a very easy for me stars br br the movie s title is true the people in this film don t know hands down the worst movie i ve ever seen ,0
i was forced to watch this whole series of films as a young child and i was told they were real talk about child abuse i would have been less frightened of dracula or frankenstein this series is only good for people who believe in this ridiculousness and who want to indoctrinate their children into believing the same besides the obvious issues associated with brainwashing and indoctrination there s also the bad acting bad writing and bad special effects they are just all around terrible terrible movies yes believable and horrifying to a kid but i can t imagine a grown up buying into this shlock although i must say that i would be interested in seeing them today as an adult they might have a certain midnight cult movie feel to them ,0
a fascinating relic of the turbulent cultural political aura of the late s taking in the class struggle as well which ironically in view of its outdated and occasionally embarrassing conservative views makes full use of the permissiveness that prevailed for a while in mainstream cinema and which came about as a direct result of the liberal attitude it purports to criticize norman wexler s incisive oscar nominated script is superbly enacted by peter boyle in a powerhouse performance who manages to make his garrulous down to earth yet hypocritical and opportunistic character with a barely disguised fascist streak which comes to the fore in the remarkable violent conclusion likable even admirable indeed he comes across uncannily like a flabbier version of the young marlon brando similar to other generation gap movies of its era like taking off and hardcore but also nihilistic vigilante films like death wish and taxi driver interestingly enough two of these also feature boyle joe ultimately emerges as an engrossing and powerful drama which could have been a masterpiece if it had had a more experienced director at the helm ,1
people with an aversion to gore may find some scenes hard going but the thing is far from being simply a horror classic the fact that the extraordinary special effects stand up against most modern day cgi is only a small part of why this movie is finally rightfully regarded as a masterpiece technically brilliant in its camera work and editing superbly scripted and acted one of the best openings one of the best endings tension and paranoia sustained throughout with countless viewings an excellent soundtrack and open to multiple readings and analogy there simply aren t enough superlatives to do this film justice absolutely essential viewing ,1
graphics is far from the best part of the game this is the number one best th game in the series next to underground it deserves strong love it is an insane game there are massive levels massive unlockable characters it s just a massive game waste your money on this game this is the kind of money that is wasted properly and even though graphics suck thats doesn t make a game good actually the graphics were good at the time today the graphics are crap who cares as they say in canada this is the fun game aye you get to go to canada in thps well i don t know if they say that but they might who knows well canadian people do wait a minute i m getting off topic this game rocks buy it play it enjoy it love it it s pure brilliance ,1
i think that this is one of my top ten worst movies i have ever seen there s like fade out every two minutes if this was on tv they would have a preview every minutes but there is a seen i personally enjoyed which is when the blonde goes to take a bath in a pit of boiling water with a man watching and for about seconds you see her whole body with no towel on that was the best scene in the whole film because you see sasquatch starring at them but the last minutes is when we see his whole body plus most of the deaths are off screen and just the scream or roar and i was expecting the sasquatch to die but he dosen t shoot him and only or people die in the whole film i was expecting people to die don t watch this movie i give it an f don t waste your time ,0
a masterpiece br br thus it is possibly not for everyone br br the camera work acting directing and everything else is unique original superb in every way and very different from the trash we are sadly used to getting br br summer phoenix creates a deep believable and intriguing esther kahn as everything else in this film her acting is unique it is completely her own neither british nor american nor anything else i have ever seen there is something mesmerizing about it br br the lengthy unbroken natural shots are wonderful reminding us that we have become too accustomed to a few restricted ways of shooting and editing ,1
i agree with the other comments i saw this movie years ago christopher plummer is hilarious as a dandy the ribaldry is unsurpassed if this comes out on video i will definitely buy it ,1
if this film is examined closely it s a bit sad it is detailed enough to touch upon very real problems children who grow up in poor dysfunctional environments yet it retains it s comedic value with spirited performances by diahann carroll and james earl jones the sadness lies in the struggles and dysfunction of the mother carroll who cannot truly help her children not because she doesn t want to or try but because it s obvious she doesn t know how remember this is a comedy but if you ve never seen this or if you have watch this film and see the humanity in the characters good film ,1
 hoppity goes to town was the second and last full length animated feature made by max and dave fleischer who created a parallel universe to disney while disney s films are well remembered today both of the fleischer films gulliver s travels and this one are forgotten br br hoppity is a spellbinding original not an adaptation like the first picture that is a major plus one would think no the critics rarely on the fleischers sides to begin with tore into them for this yes the story is not as tight as gulliver but how can you hate a film that flaunts itself so joyfully br br it is filled with great musical numbers and a very involving story which would be a crime to reveal the characters are lovable and charming and there is heart in this film br br the fleischers really outdid themselves here and never quite did so again most of their time would be devoted to one reelers after this tanked at the box office it s a shame they didn t continue making features who knows their next attempt may have become the masterpiece they were aiming for br br out of stars,1
oscar caliber performance by peter falk in an oscar caliber written role i loved the nuanced balanced exploration of a long time marriage how often do we get that in films where usually the movie ends when boy girl get together this is a movie for adults a complex view through the eyes of all parties husband wife son how each have adapted to each other in the past and grow during the story on top of that it gave me about major belly laughs and i m one of those people who usually sits unamused when the rest of an audience is laughing this was one of the few truly funny movies i ve seen great original jokes ,1
pola x is a beautiful adaption of herman melville s pierre or the ambiguities the comments on here surprise me it makes me wonder what has led to the overwhelmingly negative reaction br br the shock value is the least appealing thing about this film a minor detail that has been blown out of proportion the story is of pierre s downfall and the subsequent destruction of those around him which is overtly demonstrated in his features demeanour and idiolect the dialogue and soundtrack set this film apart from any other i have seen and turn a fundamentally traditional storyline with controversial twists into an unforgettably emotional epic br br i can t stress enough the importance of disregarding everything you have heard about this film and watching as i did with an open mind you will i hope be rewarded in the same way that i was i felt on edge and nervous from around the half hour mark however the film is far from scary in any traditional sense it will leave you with thoughts each of them at once troublesome and thrilling i know i m gushing here but i feel the need to make up for the negative perception of this film it s the best i ve seen all year ,1
this film has all the earmarks of too many cooks spoiling the stew based on shielah graham s autobiography it seems like the powers that be couldn t leave well enough alone they couldn t decide if this was to be graham s story or fitzgerald s story and also how much they should soft pedal whoever s story it turned out to be so a film that could have been a story about two fascinating fitzgerald and notorious ms graham personalities becomes a dreary disjointed soap opera about that tells us little about either added to this there is absolutely no period feel other than for clumsy scene follows clumsy scene and we have no idea where we are in the story or how much time is passing however and this saved the film for me kerr has never looked lovelier and peck is as always a very handsome man they truly make a beautiful mature couple and i only wish they had better material to work with there is one scene that does work scott goes after shielah while in a drunken state and to see these two normally refined stars knock each other around is very disturbing and gives some fleeting idea of what goes on in a relationship such as theirs other than that the movie is a wasted opportunity and achieves nowhere near the classic stature of other wald produced soaps of the peyton place the best of everything ,0
i wasn t born until years after this wonderful show first aired but luckily i managed to catch the reruns of the mid s and the rest is history i was hooked the premise was pretty simple two hardened nemesis agents richard barrett and craig stirling william gaunt and stuart damon are partnered up with an expert if not young doctor and biologist sharron macready to head behind the bamboo curtain to retrieve a dangerous biological agent from being used by red china whilst making their escape their plane is hit by machine gun fire and they crash in the heart of the himalayas where their lives are saved by a mysterious and previously undiscovered civilisation who heal and enhance the senses of the trio thus setting the scene for many exciting adventures to come br br the series lasted for hour long episodes and i guess it was its relatively short lived one season run that has set it up for cult status br br monty berman the producer was notorious for making things as cheaply as possible and sometimes the show suffered for this with incredibly tacky sets particularly in episodes such as happening a studio deputising for the australian outback and the snow sets of operation deep freeze and the beginning but if you can get past this and focus on the characters and the story lines the show was really a lot of fun it had a great mix of adventure and plenty of deadpan humour mainly from some terrific one liners from william gaunt br br the chemistry from the three leads was fantastic you get the sense that they were really having a lot of fun making the show and this is borne out in the reunion documentary where the three reunite after over years to reminisce about the show and laugh about anthony nicholls awful wig they all shared equal screen time and all had their moments to shine i have to say i was always a richard barrett fan i loved his sardonic humour along with that dangerous edge he was certainly a man you didn t cross and those eyes the bluest eyes you would probably see on tv i have also followed bill gaunts career with interest since however craig stirling certainly would have had his legion of female fans and i am sure alexandra bastedo had a whole queue of male fans swooning over her too br br the show also had a plethora of guest stars to entice with including donald sutherland jeremy brett peter wyngarde burt kwouk anton rodgers kate o mara jenny linden paul eddington and colin blakely br br notable episodes for me were auto kill the interrogation the fanatics the mission and the gilded cage but i am sure every one has their personal favourites br br if you do get a chance to watch this show for the first time or to re watch it after many years remember to watch it in the context of the time it was made and just sit back and enjoy the characters and the chemistry from the three leads is what made this wonderful show for me and i don t think i will ever tire of it br br enjoy ,1
playwright sidney bruhl michael caine has had a series of flop plays after a huge hit he receives a play written by a student of his clifford anderson christopher reeve which is fantastic it s so good sidney says he would kill for it will he br br a thinking man s thriller it was originally a play and it shows it s mostly on one set and all talk but i was never bored it s very well written with plenty of twists and a good cast working full force caine is just great as bruhl another one of his great performances reeve is surprisingly very good i never thought much of him as an actor but he s really good in this role dyan cannon does wonders with an underwritten role as bruhls wife irene worth is also good and quite funny as helga ten drop a psychic however her accent did get on my nerves director sidney lumet does very well with his one set the camera is always moving and keeps your attention going br br extreme spoiler dead ahead my only complaint is that two gay characters in this movie turn out to be raging sociopaths and it also contains one of the most unromantic kisses i ve ever seen but these are mild complaints br br a very good thriller critics hate this movie for some reason and it seems to have completely disappeared since it premiered in that s too bad it deserves better ,1
i have enjoyed both of the van dykes over the years and was glad to watch them again br br just as cute and funny and easy to watch and enjoy br br dick was good when he was younger but i enjoyed him more as he got older br br son berry has been a great one to follow in his fathers footsteps br br together they make a great team and work well together br br i am disappointed that i have not found another murder listed anywhere br br i have seen both of the ones that have been shown i am hoping for more as it is really an enjoyable duo to watch br br you can sure tell berry follows in his dad footsteps they talk alike and have the same mannerisms br br would enjoy anything they do separately br br will be sure to watch anything they do alone and together ,1
i have loved one true thing since the first time i watched it in the theater and cried my eyes out i bought it as soon as it was available and have lost track of how many times i ve watched it br br to me one true thing is the ultimate family relationship movie i love watching the relationships in the family change and evolve into what they end up being i can relate to many details in the movie my mother died of bone cancer so it really hits home with me maybe this is why i love it so much br br i like the relationships between the children and their parents and the relationship of brother and sister but especially love the relationship between husband and wife to me it is truly beautiful br br i highly recommend this move to anyone who enjoys this kind of movie ,1
crispin glovers way of acting and not only his is tremendous you really want to believe him because his body language and performing fits the person perfect he gives layne this extraordinary bit of personality that makes this movie a cult as well as feck which role is done very well by dennis hopper it s about choosing the right or wrong side without logical thinking about the scene friendship is more imported and that s exactly what i think is what makes choices this difficult rivers edge lets you experience this with serious tones and family mathers i really enjoyed it watching i saw it a month ago for the first time but if you like a nice s feel this is the one that you have to see i ts a same that i didn t know of it earlier ,1
 br br this movie is só incredibly unfunny it makes any man want to cry the cliché are put on thicker than year old peanut butter and in such a way that it actually sucks humour out of your heart every single joke was badly timed and wouldn t have been funny if it were timed correctly br br don t see this movie there s a real chance you ll never be able to enjoy going to comedies again ever ,0
i love a film that mixes edge of the seat suspense laughs style good acting and a bit of self parody hitchcock consistently carried this off and in le cercle rouge jean pierre melville does the same i was sorry when this long film ended br br i agree with the english commenter who found remarks by one of my compatriots chauvinistic i love french films italian films english films indian films and the increasingly rare good american films i also feel the writer who panned the film for being not even a good copy of an american gangster film missed the point completely but i guess it s like jazz either you get it or you don t so why waste time trying to explain br br just see le cercle noir and be prepared to be deliciously entertained ,1
like curse of the komodo was for the creature feature genre jim wynorski s cheerleader massacre is a straight faced parody of slasher movies such as slumber party massacre a psycho who has escaped from his padded cell he was sent to the loony bin thanks to killing eleven people is working across the mountainous backwoods countryside of bobcat county attacking anyone within his reach a van load of cheerleaders their teacher two equipment hands and the driver are on their way to a contest when their vehicle runs out of fuel while taking a supposed short cut to avoid having to turn back luckily the group find a cabin up ahead but fall prey to a killer who attacks each victim one by one the psycho loose in the county couldn t have killed one girl because she was in the cheerleaders locker room while he was elsewhere which means someone among their own is the culprit meanwhile the sheriff of the county and his deputy pursue the whereabouts of their psycho while also trying to find the location of the missing cheerleader squad br br shot cheap on video wynorski does what he can with the limited budget having to find clever ways to assassinate characters off screen without the luxury of properly effective special effects in other words lots of melons were stabbed the sound effect used to let us know that certain victims whisked away into the darkness by a black gloved hand died savagely wynorski incorporates a scene from slumber party massacre regarding brinke stevens character linda her being pursued by a killer with a drill that killer and linda both wound up dead but i guess wynorski wanted to connect his film to that one albeit rather poorly still it was nice to see her even if it was a glorified cameo tamie sheffield as ms hendricks the teacher of the students in trouble has a long bathing scene in the shower soaping her naked body and fake breasts the girls who make up the cheerleaders are a bit unconvincing because their obviously in their twenties aging soft core porn stars samantha philips as a police officer who is attacked by the psychopath she s searching for and nikki fritz a hiker who is victimized while jogging across a dangerous bridge surprisingly don t have to strip wynorski vets bill langlois monroe as sheriff murdock and melissa brasselle as a detective who assists murdock on his case contribute to the sub plot of the search for john colton s serial killer mcpherson interesting enough the mcpherson story serves as a mcguffan as in truth the meat of the film is devoted to the cheerleading group and their perilous situation i m not sure if slasher fans will embrace this movie because it takes too long for the kills to flare up and when they eventually enter the picture the violence isn t potent or shocking enough to satisfy ,0
what was this supposed to be a remake of fisher king why do we care about sandler s character what a slow dreary boring who gives a damn about these people movie just simply painful to sit through i turned it off before it was over it s so obvious that cheadle needs help as much as sandler like i said can you say fisher king and how does this psychotic character function in his daily life we aren t supposed to think that deeply i guess why does cheadle continue to give sandler a chance to turn violent on him if they were such good friends how did they grow apart if cheadle is so in control why does he keep seeking the advice of the shrink on the street we are never told that s why fisher king was a better film on so many levels and why this just sucks nearly out of average score i don t agree at all even the top films are lucky to get such a high average rating and this crap doesn t deserve to be in the same universe with them ,0
example of how a world war documentary should be made using first hand accounts from actual troops and civilians whom participated in this awful conflict and archived footage gathered from around the time i caught this on a re run on the history channel about a year and a half back with no knowledge really of the second world war at the time but it enveloped me and now i consider myself a world war buff watching and reading any and all that i can find about it but nothing comes close to this landmark documentary definitely worth buying the boxed set of br br this is quite simply documentary making of the very highest standard ,1
it s too kind to call this a fictionalized account of the barker gang they got the names right but that s about it br br russell is still hot i ll grant you that but this is not the real ma barker who basically took care of the boys by cooking and assisting when they moved around the country not by planning or participating in the crimes i think it would have been far more interesting to present the real story of a middle aged woman caught up in the criminal activities of her children and their cronies br br i also have to agree with those reviewers who found the shoot out scenes to be totally unbelievable the barker karpis victims were a combination of the innocent and of the law enforcement agents who pursued them but they definitely did not mow down half a dozen fbi agents every time they were cornered on the other hand as several recent books have related the fbi of that era emphasized the idea of agents coming only from legal or accounting backgrounds to the extent that many agents had very little law enforcement or firearms experience they were not the well trained agents that we picture today br br but the worst sin of all is that the movie is basically a bore nobody changes nobody grows we know the end of the road is ahead we just don t know which shoot out it will be br br only for die hard russell fans ,0
some wonder why there weren t anymore mrs murphy movies after this one will it s because this movie totally blew snot disney was not the right studio to run this film maybe touchstone well they re owned by disney but it d be more adult the film is too kid ish as the book series is not the casting is all wrong for the characters the characters don t even act the way they do in the books and why was tucker changed to a guy he s a girl in the frigging books was this done to make the film appeal to boys sheesh and where was pewter the gray cat one of the funniest characters from the book is absent from this filth rita mae brown is a good writer but letting disney blow her work was wrong an animated feature film perhaps in the vane of don bluth s artwork would suit a better mrs murphy film overall i give this a because at least disney made a film from an under appreciated book series but i wish they did better either way i still have my books to entertain me ,0
i used to work at the company that originally put out this film vestron pictures vestron had the same problem that a lot of small independent film companies had they didn t have a lot of money to put into the production values of their films not that money alone will buy you a good film look at kevin costner s waterworld for instance br br sometimes if you have a talented person in house doing the acquisitions or development you can create your own new talent but at vestron there wasn t such a person and they always skimped in some crucial area in this case it was on the director and the writer which makes it pretty hard to have a decent movie even with the great ensemble cast this film has br br i think the basic premise of this movie was let s put a bunch of quirky characters in a room and see if anything interesting happens it s an intriguing idea but not worth your time watching br br most vestron films ended up having a very distinctive look and feel to them my wife and i developed the ability to spot this quality even in non vestron films many times we were even able to spot that quality from watching only the trailer or tv ad we d sit there watching the trailer or ad and afterwards we d turn to each and almost in sync we d say now that s a vestron movie this is a vestron movie ,0
what this movie does well is combine action and horror with comedy and drama in a unique way that teases more emotion form the audience than a typical horror movie unfortunately with disjointed storytelling frustrating plot holes and contradictory scenes this movie mainly caused me frustration and is hardly the greatest monster movie ever br br let s start with the good stuff comedy acting and special effects from the get go this movie starts off fast paced and cheeky the opening scene the monster s origin is campy and quick paying homage the the classic environmental disasters that have given birth to so many other monsters the pacing is fast which was a welcome break from the long and often pointlessly dramatic opening scene from other monster flicks and allows the movie to jump right into the action with in the course of minutes you get the why where and how of the beast and are ready for action in this the movie delivers br br after another short and well shot sequence the characters are introduced the lazy son and his precocious little girl kind grandfather and talented sister aunt and of course the monster the characters are introduced in context to each other and their conflicts are instantly apparent allowing the audience to feel for them when the monster shows up suddenly to wreak havoc in the river area where they live and work br br the monster it s self looks great alien yet familiar kinda like a dog and fish pooped out by a squid the effects of the creature are second to none and although it looks strange it is believable and at no point in the movie could you see it s strings even the movement of the monster was horribly familiar like a growing and excited rottweiler on linoleum the monster barrels through the crowd slipping on surfaces crushing and eating those in it s path when the monster s path intersects with the family and tragedy ensues it truly is a painful moment and you can feel the need for revenge but from there on out the movie s appeal begins to unravel br br following the dynamite beginning the movie quickly loses focus and continuity plot lines are introduced then abandoned characters change their position for no apparent reason and comedy is interlaced into dramatic scenes confusing intent while obstacles appear and disappear seemingly at random br br as for the comedy let me say this i m willing to accept that a lot of the humor is probably cultural i am not familiar with korean humor so maybe things were lost in translation however as an asian studies major in college and as someone who has been living in japan for the last years still here i d like to think i have a better grasp on asian humor than the average white guy that being said there were many parts of the movie that i understood were supposed to be funny but to me weren t br br spoiler for example after the initial attack where the young daughter is lost the family is at the funeral everyone is mourning a new character is introduced a brother and tension is raised even higher as it becomes obvious that the two brothers are at odds with one another they both begin to grieve for their loss and wind up competing with each other over who is grieving harder this competition is at it s core funny two brothers who dislike each other so much they even compete at a funeral it shows the prickly nature of familial love common in asian comedy this subtle slap stick comedy poking fun at family and ritualized mourning is supposed to be funny but seemed really out of place in the context of a lost little girl end spoiler br br then come the plot holes there are so many points brought up in this movie that are never explained or worse are explained and fretted over only to be proved impotent and pointless in the end finding out an obstacle isn t an obstacle can be a good thing for a character but you d expect some comment to that nature instead the audience is barraged by moments of anti climax when problems just aren t there anymore and no one gives an indication that it was ever a problem to start so i ask you why even bring it up in the first place br br this was prevalent through out the film as problems gave rise to new problems and suddenly the world of the movie is filled with opposing forces that never resolved each other of course introducing new and greater problems is a time tested story telling tradition but if the introduction of a new arc leads the the forced shortening of another you would expect at least that the new arc gets full explanation not in this movie instead it was as if you get several stories each only explained of the way and in the end the parts never converge to complete the whole br br again i m willing to accept that a lot of this might be cultural maybe its in korean story telling tradition to put comedy inside a tragedy maybe it s normal for stories to go all over like a child who colors outside the lines on every page but never finishes one maybe it s ok to present a problem in order to develop the plot but then remove that problem randomly without any apparent solution or catharsis or maybe these are all hallmarks of sloppy work and bad storytelling rampant in a movie that seems to have a much better reputation than it deserves ,0
what i ve seen of wolfgang petersen s films has been pretty good he knows how to direct action create suspense and get you interested eastwood tends to be great sometimes excellent this goes for both his acting and his directing they both hand in solid work here the concept isn t bad and the cat and mouse game works well malkovich performs rather well and his and eastwood s playing off each other adds to the film i suppose this won t introduce anything new really but it never really claims to nor needs to it s two great actors each playing a basic type of role that they have proved at other points in their careers that they can manage remarkably well and with a magnificent director at the helm really it s entertaining well done and it just plain delivers editing and cinematography are good acting and character writing is as well the film manages to be suspenseful and intense and if you let yourself you will probably be entertained and engaged even if there are superior films out there the pacing is pretty much spot on i recommend this to any fan of the principal actors the director and or this type of film ,1
i m a fan of crash and blade runner and this movie explores some of those highway death and s film noir themes that i like to see so i enjoyed it br br in general though the essential stupidity of the film noir protagonist is not pulled off well by the female lead and her hero is nearly a neanderthal hence the kitch warning ,1
this is the kind of movie which is loved by year old schoolteachers and people who consider themselves aware in social issues but really haven´t got a clue the actors i think all of them are amateurs do their best but the script is so full of cliches and stupidities that they can´t save it br br worst of all though is the scool cabaret that the kids are working on brings back all your worst memories from acting classes in school the lyric to one of the songs goes something like this in a fast translation in the morning i´m the dwarf of society an emotionally crippled individual br br please ,0
absolutely one of the best aviation movies of all times on so many levels hardware junkies will drool over the largest single massing of flyable spitfires outside of a battle of britain reenactment no less than eight flying spits are on hand for very accurate ground and air sequences br br those that marvel over the lore of flying and get misty eyed reciting high flight will identify with the central characters reverence for the freedom of being fast free and high in their dark blue world be warned romantics and even dog lovers are treated to a very emotional ride in this movie the core message is one that is shared by many war vets in that their finest hours their period of life when they felt most alive was in fact during the war when everything else is sad and gray br br the plot concerns czech pilots who escape from their country when the nazis invade and join the raf free czech squadron there are a few subplots all of which are worth careful attention this is just a plain old excellent movie that even the most ardent anti hardware romantic will love keep the kleenex on hand beautiful photography first rate acting accurate details of raf life during the battle of britain easily a candidate for any aviation enthusiast s personal dvd collection ,1
this movie endorses self justice it grants freedom to a black man who killed the men who raped his daughter and in the end he gets of scat free despicable enough as this may be there is also adultery in this film the connaughey character has the hots for the bullock character and the film has some of those stereotypes of trial films like the important news brought to the court in the nick of time that make every aesthetically demanding film goer such as me sick i really cannot believe that someone liked this junk it is a film so bad and holding up false ideals that i am unable to put my critic in an eloquently pleasing way when will the american people wake up and find out that they are being manipulated by films like these that turn reality into some bs where there is justice for all if only they take it into their hands this cowboy attitude just makes me sick and in my eyes it represents everything that is wrong with america ,0
this is really a great unknown movie perfect dialogue without the typical clichés this movie relied on the actor s talent and it was pulled off it even had a little bit a comedy in it but it wasn t overdone once in the life is what a crime drama is supposed to be not the typical special affects garbage with sex thrown in i especially loved the interracial aspects of it all br br now onto the actors themselves laurence fishburne was superb at playing a career petty criminal it s a shame that he s only allowed to show his talent in his own movie titus welliver was fabulous as fishburne s junky half brother eamonn walker added flavor to the already perfectly spiced film paul calderon was perfect as a grease monkey drug lord i loved his acting since king of new york but the best acting in this film came from gregory hines and michael paul chan who were paired perfectly as two of calderon s henchmen br br once in the life is for sure a keeper out of ,1
this is a quite slow paced movie slowly building the story of an ex stripper who begins a new family life with a complete stranger the viewer slowly feels that there s something wrong here br br i really loved this movie even though it leaves a slight bitter taste in the end it is clever well paced and very well acted both philippe toretton and emmannuelle seigner are deeply into their characters br br the little son pierrot is also very touching br br a thriller which does not seem like one a very unconventional movie very particular atmosphere throughout the whole movie though you might feel awkward a few times with a couple of scenes br br i ll give it a ,1
let s describe larry as an interviewer a complete suckhole in every way possible he laughs at all his guests jokes he asks the most boring questions and he would never dare contradict them he hits me as the type of person who wants to be liked by everyone friendly boring ol predictable harry he probably owes his success to being a dream interviewer for celebrities because they don t get bombarded with what we the people want to know and have a right to know let s put it this way he interviews as if he s in a red country for the guests that come on the show yet it all seems pointless when larry starts asking his mind numbing questions such as what s it like to be a mother followed by the usual answer along the lines of being a mother is the greatest thing that ever happened to me it s wonderful but tiring ,0
right up or down there with toys and jurassic park and the phantom menace br br the premise sounded cool some of the commercials looked semi promising but alas the entire movie had about seconds of neat shot ness and that was shown on the small screen s second slot br br if you want amateur writing second rate effects ridiculous costumes and an all around snoozefest by all means watch it the plot is recycled sci fi fodder too bad too because coming in i thought it would be bad but held out hope it may be the worst movie i have ever seen and i have seen a lot br br bottom line don t watch it br br unless of course you liked any of the above movies ,0
superb cast more please br br if you can catch just about anything else written by plater or starring these wonderful actors for anyone who doesn t know plater has a real feeling for jazz my recommendation is to see the beiderbecke trilogy whenever you can br br there s three kinds of jazz hot cool and what time does the tune start ,1
these two stars are the only iconic heroes villains i know that got a good tv series so let s compare br br freddy movies robocop movies br br freddy tv series seasons about episodes robocop tv series season about episodes br br freddy extra films freddy vs jason freddy vs ghostbusters robocop extra films robocop prime directives dark justice meltdown crach burn resurrection br br freddy upcoming film robocop upcoming film br br who s had more screen time well they ve both had movies tv series and upcoming film but freddy wins it thanks to his extra films one being a fan film tv episodes br br since this is a comment for the series between freddy s nightmares anoes the series robocop the series i would personally choose robocop ,1
in the changing world of cg and what not of cartoon animations etc etc faeries was a warm welcome at least by me i think it s important to show these sort of films once in a while to preserve them and help remind us of where the originality and fun of cartoons actually came from people were talking about how it is boring because of the graphics and stuff but hey think about the films that will be considered boring if every film looked like the new state of the art ones everybody and their mother is making these days call me old fashioned but i liked it it s a wonderful story about supernatural beings and human beings and all it really needs from its audience is their imagination ,1
i have to admit i am prejudiced about my vote on this film but i have strong reasons as i know some of the true history that was given the hollywood treatment here edna ferber s novel upon which this is based is from an era where real names can t be used in a way this film is all smoke mirrors even though it was released in it was filmed shortly after casablanca ingrid bergman is at her most radiant in this movie as a brunette br br she plays a beautiful woman who is trying to trade on her beauty to get a rich husband today that is a gold digger but in this social era she is desirable the kind of woman who makes all the men want her all the old snooty society types talk of her avoid her while wishing they were her ingrid is at her best plays this role well br br some sympathy for ingrids character is raised in the new orleans section of this film as she manages to get a decent belated tomb for her scandalized mother as part of the settlement by her relatives to get her to leave new orleans the snooty family of relatives there are so scandalized by her that they will do almost anything she asks to get her to leave town br br gary cooper is good in this film though he already appears to be aging a bit to play a dashing texan bachelor gambler he pulls it off well considering that handicap which he appeared older than he was due to his real life chain smoking flora robison as ingrid s maid got nominated for an oscar as supporting actress in this film jerry austin as cupidor was over looked in many ways for his role but is the only comic relief in the film does it well br br when the film moves to saratoga it depicts accurately how important saratoga was in that era i like the sequence when bergman walks to the saratoge spring to get some of the sulfur water which everyone considered so healthy then when she drinks some she forces herself not to make a face and comments how good it is that she must have more br br the real history is the railroad battle which really occurred on the rail line in tunnel new york which is the actual saratoga trunk the film title is derived from this battle actually happened in between agents for andrew carnagie j p morgan the line was the economic key to the country in connecting coal country the east coast the references to it are throughout the film are very real there is even some dialog describing carnagie as a scot though the reference is vague unfamiliar to anyone not knowing the history around the battle br br the railroad line the railroad tunnel in tunnel new york zip code still exist although the film was shot in california the real tunnel is about mile long it is still part of a key freight line today years after this occurred i grew up there gary cooper s line in the film while he is riding the train into the tunnel is right it is still mighty pretty country ,1
this film to me is a very good film br br i have a german shepherd myself and i wish to god he was like jerry lee i hope too that there is another k in the running with jerry lee and dooley in them i don t care what any one say these two films were excellent ,1
this is my favorite mel brooks movie because it was the first one i ever saw i was in the fourth grade when it came out and i watched it all the time i saw the producers second and then blazing saddles this is a sentimental favorite because it was my first mel brooks movie ,1
i have seen the freebird movie and think its great its laid back fun about time the british film industry came through with something entertaining its good how the guy who met them at the service station gets mentioned way into the film in the news agents nice touch the acting was convincing i am a biker they reminded me of some good times i have had in the bike scene it was good to see the film director getting in on the acting well done jon at the end a new crop gets mentioned in ireland is this the foundation for a nd film hope so keep them coming great film well written realistic characters ,1
final score out of br br possible scene specific spoilers but who the hell cares br br yes that s right zero and i rarely give s even for the lamest of movies i look for things like music cinematography imagination it s humor even a good pace to be as objective about the score as possible looking at it within it s own genera or subgenera but there is absolutely nothing redeeming here i can t remember another time a movie actually sent me pacing up and down the room when it was over the only reason i made it to the end was because i couldn t seem to change the channel i sat there simply aghast watching to see what insultingly stupid bit it would come up with next it was like watching a snake digest a rat br br but let s have some fun and pull this baby apart shall we first of all there is nothing technical about whipped that works the visuals are all sitcom style the cut scenes all just pictures of the street traffic going by at night over and over the music and score not only doesn t contribute anything to the movie it s obnoxious not to mention it doesn t have anything to contribute to anyway the acting is as cardboard as it comes all around and that goes for amanda peet clearly the star that got this train wreck green lighted too these guys supposedly good friends have no more chemistry or sense of purpose then if director peter m cohen had rounded them up at a bus station minutes before shooting br br on the creative side there isn t an original bone in it s body it has no imagination it shows us nothing we haven t seen a thousand times before the whole premise or twist of this movie is based on male bashing and the idea that an empowered women can play men just as they get played anybody that thinks this is somehow a twist or is in any way original has obviously never turned on a tv before twisted shallow women are common male bashing is the norm it s not stealing from anything specifically it s worse it s stealing from clichés i can t imagine a women making a movie that depicted other women based so much on stereotypes and with this sense of contempt makes me want to go rent in the company of men or better yet there s something about mary this movie wants to be a edgier version of there s something about mary so bad you can see the sweat br br the movie has no insights into women men dating sex or really anything cohen is simply content to regurgitate myths he has been indoctrinated with from other sexist movies on the other end the movie doesn t work as a satire either because even though it is ripe with exaggerations one could view as satirical it doesn t have that grounding in reality that satires need it doesn t even know what it s satirizing then there s the dialogue which is little more then the characters screaming obscenities at each other example character f k you character oh yeah well f k you repeat br br and the bottom line the thing that could excuse all the other discretions there are a lot of movies without plots without good acting with morally repulsive characters and obscenity laced dialogue that have been funny and thus been good whipped ain t funny not for a second it has no comic skills or timing the situations are all completely phony not based in any shred of truth especially enough to wring laughs out of us the characters all broadly drawn so they will seem relatable to the lowest of the lowest common denominator just look at the marquee scene cult classic hair gel scene one of our bumbling anti heroes opens the medicine cabinet and sees mena peet s vibrator for some reason light shines down on it as if he s found the holy grail why cohen thinks men react this way to vibrators i do not know while he rubs it on himself he drops it in the toilet and then attempts to fish it out with his bare hands when oh my mena walks in on him oh my sides br br but strangely enough people actually like this movie of course people also like friends and reality dating shows so i shouldn t be surprised all of this has a common thread however whipped is big evidence to me that there is just a huge pocket of people in america that will laugh at any joke just because it is about sex they will like any show or movie or think they like it just because it is about dating or relationships it s lack of any quality has no baring on these people just as people are indoctrinated to want whiter teeth and thinner bodies to sell toothbrushes and weight loss programs they are also indoctrinated to blindly lap up anything dating relationship related to sell them cheap empty effortless tv movies and any number of products br br the only consilation will be that when i die because i saw this movie i ve got a credit to get minutes of my life back br br ,0
this is supposedly a story in which a grown man tells a story about his youth yet you see things like personal computers e mails faxes etc which are items used in the late th century and early st br br so when is this guy supposed to be telling this story in gee i wonder how advanced we are then how about telling us that br br also there are several legal issues which also make no sense in the courtroom scene the story falls into the usual pratfalls of surprise evidence which is inadmissible in any real court of law in this country also grandma would have to be missing at least seven years in most states before to be declared officially dead br br congratulations elmo shropshire you are now officially a sellout ,0
the progression of the plot is enough to rope one in and create curiosity about the outcome however ultimately the feeling that remains is that the producers of the movie forgot to end it if the intention was to create a perpetual circle occasionally done in the twilight zone it was too sloppy to view as a positive effort ,0
possibly the best movie ever created in the history of jeffrey combs career and one that should be looked upon by all talent in hollywood for his versatility charisma and uniqueness he brings through his characters and his knowledge of acting ,1
this is a spin off of pulp fiction i thought that it would be good for a few decent laughs well it turns out that this movie really was terrible the whole plot doesn t follow on the pulp fiction plot it turns to other movie like forrest gump and more some laughs came out of this movie but all and all it totally took minutes of my life away from me if you are thinking of renting this movie please don t it will waste minutes of your life reconsider renting this and go on and find a movie that actually makes sense please if there is a plump fiction i will definitely not go on and rent the sequel just giving a heads up for those out there ,0
this is one of four s movies by tv writer lane slate about sensationalistic murders in small towns they feature likable tv personalities as police chiefs and quirky characters as town regulars including light touch love interests the others are they only kill their masters james garner and the girl in the empty grave and deadly game both andy griffith br br alda s is set near vermont mount angel next to horse creek the others in california garner s at seaside eden landing and griffith s in the mountains jasper lake all try to capture the feel of a small town to move at a relaxed pace among comfortable characters and to tell a mystery with at least some complicated twist or turn to it on that level they are somewhat entertaining that they were often re run itself suggests they have some appeal but they suffer from overall thin stories and dialogue slack pacing bland settings flat or exaggerated characters and off putting forced attempts often juvenile or crude at color or humor br br alda s and garner s are the most serious about story characters pacing and tone they have the best supporting casts though alda s is put to better use the griffith casts pale in comparison alda s has the best director br br shocking has some surprise and drama the killer s method is inventive the tone is more even and the dialogue more natural than in griffith s alda s film does not suffer like the others from smug big city transplants to the town or from hokey exaggerated local characters both of which come across as figments of a hollywood scriptwriter not as genuine the worst offender is the griffith movies pipsqueak mumbling moron whit who we are told tried to hook a jeep up to and make off with a trailer serving as a temporary bank branch dragged away the dock for the police boat stole tomatoes from a farmer s truck only to get nothing for them and filled out on the withdrawal slip of spiro t babylis only to be discovered by the teller mercifully absent is the clunky heavy handed repetitive style dialogue from the griffith movies you going to lunch i m going to take out the boat you going to take the boat to lunch i m not going to lunch you re not going to take the boat to lunch there aren t any fish in this lake why are you fishing here it s illegal in horse mountain it s posted here too you re breaking the law some law there aren t any fish in this lake then why are you fishing here i told you it s illegal in horse mountain please call me lloyd my name is lloyd okay lloyd call me lloyd that s my name my name is lloyd br br but alda is too low key and unimpressive to be taken seriously as even a small time police chief certainly not a red hot lawman in demand by a rival town slate has the character admit as much when he comes late to the scene of a by then obvious clue as a result of an accidental name recognition rather than detect or investigate barnes strikes out blindly in emotional denial his secretary lasser feeds him a key clue why didn t i think of that he says an embarrassing funeral scene plus a plot contrivance leads to another gift clue br br worse barnes is more interested in deriding the military style helmets of the county police sent to help him deadly game also suggests slate has something against the military than leading them or his own men effectively he allows a late murder by incompetently guarding a known target barnes allows his car to be repeatedly rammed by the killer fleeing one crime scene without drawing his gun or trying to take control again he is ineffective and nearly killed in the climactic scene which results from multiple errors on his part that are only partially corrected by accident the erratic northeastern accent that alda affects does not help believability br br there are plot holes why would the killer strike after all these years and committing the first two murders without a trace seems implausible but they are nothing compared to later ones a couple together a shopkeeper in his store during business hours a fully clothed deputy seated in his office and unbelievably his dog br br alda s movie also suffers from some offensive elements that slate injects into all the movies barnes first appears in a motel clerk s bed he then treats her rudely at every turn and insults and tries to avoid her kids this and talk about the female doctor smack of a crude mean spirited pattern garner s film has been described as sleazy including a scene where he and a deputy laugh about how a girl in the back seat of a car that hit a bump in the road had part of her anatomy bitten off by a guy in the car with her griffith s feature an ersatz ropers routine in which the woman embarrassingly tries to coax the man into the supply closet a gratuitous locker room type exchange with a deputy in discussing a young woman s car accident death did you take her out i took her in once a reference to bank teller bernice as swollen up in places and to sticking a pin in her and to hating and firing secretary maude because she was too hairy a description of the female doctor s practice as two stirrup tables and a flashlight a humiliating scene in which fran ryan propositions griffith offering some home grown and an insulting subplot in which a woman pursued by a deputy played as a drippy buffoon seems to sleep around br br finally alda s film has a grim bleached out colorless lifeless look and feel only louise lasser adds spark at least the other films had some spirit scenery and pleasant music griffith s got out onto the mountainside onto the lake and even out into the big city you feel more like re watching masters or empty grave than shocking ,0
yes this is a horror anthology film and it was a lot of fun that s because although the film clearly was horror some of the stories had a light spirit and there were even occasionally a few laughs this isn t at all a bad thing as sometimes horror films are a bit stuffy and overly serious because of this and because all four of the stories were pretty good it s one of the better movies of this style i have seen br br the unifying theme that connects each story is the house itself four different stories involve people who either rent the home or investigate what happened to the tenants br br the first segment starred denholm elliott as a horror writer who has writer s block so for a change of scenery they rent this house almost immediately elliott s block vanishes and he works steadily on a tale about a serial killer amazingly soon after his block vanishes he begins to actually see his fictional character again and again the psychotic killer appears and then disappears making it seem as if he is losing his mind this might just be the best of the stories as the nice twist ending makes the story come alive br br the second while not bad at all is probably the weakest peter cushing plays a bachelor who is pining for a girl friend who died some time ago though the picture of her looked amazingly contemporary when he enters a chamber of horrors wax museum in town he sees a wax figure that reminds him of his lost lady and he is both fascinated and scared by this later a friend joss ackland visits and he too sees the figure and is entranced by it this all leads to an ending that frankly was a bit of a letdown br br christopher lee then stars as an incredibly harsh and stern father to a pathetic little girl during most of this segment lee seemed like an idiot but in the end you can understand his demeanor though slow this one ended very well br br the fourth segment was the silliest and was meant to parody the genre jon pertwee the third doctor from the dr who television series is a very temperamental actor known for his portrayals of dracula however nothing is right about the film according to him and in a fit of pique he stomps off the set to find better props for this vampire film it s actually pretty interesting that he played this role as it seemed like a natural for christopher lee who played dracula or other vampires a bazillion times give or take a few i enjoyed pertwee s line when he basically said that lee s and other recent incarnations of dracula were all crap compared to bela lugosi s perhaps this is why lee didn t take this part despite some very silly moments it was very entertaining and fun possibly as good or better than the first segment br br considering that the film started and ended so well had excellent acting and writing it s hard not to like this film ,1
i watched this movie when joe bob briggs hosted monstervision on tnt even he couldn t make this movie enjoyable the only reason i watched it until the end is because i teach video production and i wanted to make sure my students never made anything this bad but it took all my intestinal fortitude to sit through it though it s like watching your great grandmother flirting with a year old boy excruciatingly painful br br if you took the actual film dipped it in paint thinner then watched it it would be more entertaining seriously br br if you see this movie in the bargin bin at s mart back away from it as if it were a rattlesnake ,0
what a thrill ride twisted and thought provoking once again sharon stone pulls off her drop dead gorgeous spellbinding character of author catherine tramell impeccably the original basic instinct takes place in san francisco the sequel takes place in london where catherine has now relocated both bustling cities known for excitement haute couture and a perfect place for someone like catherine trammel to take residency david morrisey derailed plays the smooth role of psychiatrist dr michael glass the character david thewlis plays as roy washburn with scotland yard is a refreshing departure from his role as lupin in the harry potter series flashy cars designer clothes sex drama humor tension all of the basic instincts mind bending throughout great screenplay from the climactic opening scene to the surprise ending this film is anything but boring everyone in the theater was glued to the screen ,1
this may contain spoilers br br where to start on this particular empty wasteland well it would have been nice if they actually had a plot acting talent decent dialog suspense humor hey even gratuitous sex would have helped this flick unfortunately there was only a lot of gore even that wasn t done well shooting automatic weapons and missing br br there seemed to be no reason to attach the basic premise a native american cursed to protect the bodies of the tribe he murdered with his being tracked down by a federal special ops team who dressed in civvies most of the time involved violating one of the basic rules of conduct in a horror movie separating from the group so you can be picked off one by one you d think this team would know better especially because they are actually the third team sent to investigate the other two teams disappearing without a trace when they finally realize they re being picked off they make one of several stands and fire their weapons only to hit the trees a whole lot tree shot scene repeats endlessly in this movie to save money br br when they re not shooting trees they re tracking this spirit who leaves no trail who knows how they re tracking it and spouting a lot of macho bs by the way did i mention that most of this team are women interesting listening to them talk tough not very entertaining but interesting br br all in all you can find better movies in the bargain bin at kmart ,0
despite its interesting premise sniper is quite tedious with a tighter script and sharper directing it could have been electrifying instead it plods along with little tension ,0
this must be one of mgm s and frank sinatras worst films an oddball musical comedy that fails in almost every aspect silly plot has sinatra trying to carry on his fathers reputation as a kissing bandit he s no bandit and doesn t kiss he does play the nerdy character as well as could be expected given the dialog he has to speak the scene stealer s are j carroll nash and mildred natwick too bad they didn t have more scenes together i ve given the film two stars because the sets and costumes are superior and one of the songs sung by kathtren grayson love is where you find it is sensational could have had a repirse of that one also a comic type dance number by ridcardo mantalban cyd charisse and ann miller if fun so for those reasons and those reasons only it is watchable kissing bandit is part of the frank sinatra early years collection ,0
this was the one movie to see about the civi war my aunt actually played in this movie as an extra in the justin and madeline wedding scene and my uncle was an extra on a horse the script was genuine and accurate the costumes were tastefully done the seqence was in order and even the accents were good i dearly love patrick swayze and james ried they were the best choices and it even had a great supporting cast the civil war is my favorite thing in american history and i love movies about it i have seen quite a few and this movie and it s sequal north and south book took the cake if you haven t seen it rent it as soon as possible it s quite an eduation ,1
this documentary is founded on sponge cake as soon as you put any real evidence on it the integrity slowly sinks into a big pile of crap for example bart sibrel claims they must have had multiple lighting sources because the shadows appear to be crossing if this were the case wouldn t there be two or more shadows for each object when apollo went through the van allan radiation belts they spent min s there not the min s claimed in the documentary and they received a dose of radiation more equivalent to that of an an x ray br br seriously do some research learn what really happened don t let this pile of crap of a documentary mold your opinion of what really happened,0
this movie reminds me of irréversible another art work movie with is a violent and radical approach of human nature i did not like the movie but i cannot say that it is a bad movie it is just special i reminds me also of camping cosmos where a bunch of low class figures are residents of a camp at the sea in belgium the same description of people living together side by side against their wills and with all the confrontation of characters that do not match together i also thought about the books by the french writer emile zola who was a writer of the style that is naturalism i did not like the movie and i also do not like the people who are in it they all seem so vulgar without any basic good taste one could ask the question why do they live they all seem to be on this planet a a member of a big farce forced to live against their will or you could say the hell is on this world ,0
by the end of the first hour my jaw was nestled comfortably between my feet the movie never and i do mean never lets up in action it may be mild action but it s action once again every member of the cast fits perfectly the explosions were realistic the chase scenes were feasible and the fighting was incredible matt damon will forever be jason bourne br br all i really have to say is that every bourne movie gets better and this is no exception the action the stakes the plot how they do it i will never know i applaud the man who wrote the screen plays to every one of these movies because if he hadn t done such a great job with the first movie we wouldn t have this one to talk about br br so don t go see it in theaters go experience it in theaters if it s still out where you live but if not december th bourne comes home to you ,1
 the chipmunk adventure is one of the greatest animated movies of the s alvin and the chipmunks have always been of some interest to me since they were what really got me into rock and roll neither one of the chipmunks has any bad traits alvin s really the star and has all the cool looks theodore is the lovable sensitive one then there s simon my personal favorite the smart one who is often a party pooper i also like the chipettes a lot there s brittany who like alvin is one who is always trying to be so popular then there s eleanor who like theodore is sweet sensitive and loves food janette is the only chipette who is not much like her counterpart she s very naive and really clumsy br br in the chipmunks very first full length movie david seville is going on a business trip to europe and he s leaving the boys with miss miller while he s gone while playing an arcade game alvin loses against brittany and then says that if he had the money he d race brittany around the world for real unbeknownest to the kids a man named klaus furschtien and his sister claudia who have been trying to come up with a sneaky way to deliver diamonds around the world in exchange for cash overheard this conversation and said that they d let them race around the world for alvin and brittany accept it and go on the race br br this adventurous movie has a lot of great songs off to see the world made for an appropriate theme song for the movie then there is getting lucky one of my favorite songs in the movie my mother is most likely the sappiest song in the movie but it always makes me cry wooly bully is the only cover song used in the movie the rest were completely original then of course there s the boys and girls of rock and roll which in my opinion has to be one of the greatest musical numbers in movie history br br i used to watch this movie very often until my recorded tape of it died i still watch the movie though this is actually a fun movie for people who are about to go on a vacation to a foreign country for the first time it ll give you an idea of what kind of stuff you d expect out of world travel definitely one of my childhood movies and one that i d recommend to s fans and alvin the chipmunks fans ,1
i didn t see such a movie where the creators put so much heart s blood into their work and paid attention to the finest details for a very long time br br everything was well thought and perfectly put into reality camera work editing and compositing worked so good together it was just amazing the titles were so fun and so perfectly choreographed br br this movie just blew me away br br the showdown could have been cut down by or minutes though br br it s a near to perfect homage to early silent noir films story acting scenery and costumes were perfectly fitting and believable to have com from the times of silent film making ,1
the problem with the contracter is summed up by the opening scene the cia want an international terrorist dead so contact black ops assassin james dial the terrorist is appearing at the old bailey court in london which begs the question why do they want to bump off a terrorist if he s going to spend the rest of his life in jail he s going to be out of circulation either way didn t the cia have a chance before he was arrested if by some chance he gets a not guilty verdict then kill him there s no logical reason to kill someone who is going to spend life in a maximum security prison br br since the premise sets up the story an audience might be choose to ignore the plot hole but the assination itself pours fuel upon the fire dial s colleague is killed by a police bullet and the taxi they re driving in crashes but dial manages to escape so the police were close enough to shoot someone but too far away to apprehend someone from a car crash the film of this type of plot connivance later dial finds a police inspector pointing a gun at him saying this airport is surrounded by armed coppers yet dial manages to escape very easily without explanation the whole film cheats its audience by relying on things that are never explained this includes an important supporting character called emily day why does she help dial even though he s a wanted fugitive your guess is as good as mine br br this is a fairly poor thriller and don t be taken in by the big name cast wesley snipes used to qualify as a film star but killed his career by starring in more and more inconsequental films charles dance also appeared in big budget hollywood productions such as last action hero and alien but again he s someone best known for appearing in straight to dvd fare these days and he s basically playing a cameo role anyway the likes of lena headey may go on to become big players in cinema but they l certainly fail to put the contracter on their resume,0
if filming is about vision and real life this movie is quite perfect nuovomondo talks about immigration in the usa from italy the beginning of but it speak also for now when emigration immigration is still a focus br br it doesn t to be rich to be a visionary film br br acting at extra level charlotte gainsbourg a star a good challenge for the academy award br br after first crialese s attempt respiro an emotional but too intellectual movie this one has learned fellini s and taviani s lesson to name just two italian masters br br plot is arguing directing accurate maybe just a little less melodrama would be more effective br br if volver challenging for academy award next year by almodovar is a mature movie by an always brilliant director nuovomondo deserves it more because of his good effort to be a european movie for the american scene br br and this is it ,1
this film directed by george fitzmaurice who made so many excellent films is well up to his excellent standard it is crisp witty with some wonderful lines and has the inimitable ronald colman in the romantic lead colman plays the irresistibly charming younger son of a wealthy english peer he is financially irresponsible spending for instance £ of his last £ in the world on a cute little terrier whom he names george but open wildly generous contemptuous of lucre irreverent in the politest possible way and hopelessly sentimental he is so dashing that all the women fall in love with him his girlfriend is a star of the music halls and hence in a denizen of the demi monde played with her typical svelte narrow eyed silkiness by the youthful myrna loy fitzmaurice was not a great user of closeups and gals of that day had their faces half hidden with those awful clinging hats anyway so we do not get as good glimpses of the faces of the two heroines as we would like the director seems more interested in the charming colman anyway the romantic female lead is the youthful and fresh faced loretta young who had not yet become the proto julie andrews we generally know her as but was still a blushing girl exuding all the sweetness of a rose garden and laughing merrily and heartily the whole time it is obvious that a character with her terrific sense of humour was needed to appreciate the snob busting social anarchism of the refreshing aristocratic character played by colman the plot barely matters as is so often the case with these light and amusing films this is just such fun ,1
by far one of the best sci fi films out there however it does take multible viewings to understand the concept of the film and to be able to appreciate not only the special effect but the main plot of the film itself it is my own feelings that this film film got such poor reviews because no one took the time to watch the film the way it was meant to be seen it does have some moments you wish would hurry up and pass by but they are few and far between hooper who directed tcm and along with a remake of invaders from mars and the funhouse does his best work here great score good acting and great effects makes this a film to add to your collection if you get the chance see the widescreen version on dvd highly recommended to any one who is a fan of sci fi ,1
 as to the level of wit on which this comedy operates barely even reaching feature length can i do it till i need glasses is a collection of mostly dirty jokes many of them are so short that you can t believe it when you realize that that was supposed to be the punchline example the santa claus gag others are so long that you can t believe it when you realize that they needed so much time to set up that punchline example the students awards gag and nearly all are directed without any artistry don t get me wrong about every jokes actually manages to be funny the iron phone one is probably my favorite there is also some wonderful full frontal nudity that proves yet again that the female body especially in its natural form is the best thing on this planet there is some comedic male nudity as well and i agree with others that the intentionally stupid title song is actually pretty damn catchy but none of those reasons are enough to give this film anything more than out of ,0
oh my started out with such great potential a bunch of cute sorority girls walking around practically naked check then off to a bar where the s cheese gets turned up a notch check off to a woodsy state park the next morning check a bunch of girls and their professor rowdy bikers a general store guy and that dood from they live acting as the local drunk makes for a nice body count check and speaking of body count notice the strong resemblance on the dvd cover to the foreign horror flick body count aka camping del terrore a whacky indian in the woods doing some sort of ritual hmmm ok i ll let it slide check and then oh brother all downhill from there terrible the lochness monster head in the pond had me cracking up though ,0
if it wasn t for the very attractive jennifer jostyn in the lead role i would have turned milo off after the first minutes however as easy on the eyes as she is she s not enough to save this film not by a long shot br br milo starts off with a group of young girls accompanying an assumed young boy in a yellow slicker to a house in the woods where he shows them embryos in jars apparently the deal was that if he showed them the jars ol milo gets to conduct a gynecologist exam on each in return one of the group volunteers to be milo s first patient and he leads her behind closed doors moments later blood flows from under the door and we are whisked into present day enter the lovely jostyn who plays one of the girls all grown up in present day a substitute teacher with shallow confidence whose closest friend appears to be a goldfish she receives an invitation to return home for a friend s wedding yep you guessed it return to miloville milo who allegedly drowned years ago seems to be having a dilemma staying dead and begins terrorizing and murdering the girls he failed to examine all those years ago br br milo the character reminded me of one of the mutants from cronenberg s the brood he could have been scary but just how scary can a villain be who wears a yellow raincoat the plot confuses even itself and the conclusion left me wanting my minutes back i m sending milo an inept slasher film to stand in the corner ,0
that is no criticism of the film but rather a comment on how blind we are to our own past br br i recently watched winter soldier and the ground truth was like watching a remake or sequel except it was about iraq rather than vietnam similar to winter soldier because of it s one sided message both films illustrate how gleefully we rush to engage in conflicts based on false pretenses and allow our young and brave and often naive to bear the brunt of this greedy war profiteering both films effectively show that the mentality forced into the minds of the young and willing make them efficient killing machines but the training falls woefully short of teaching the diplomatic and policing skills necessary to effectively win the hearts and minds of the people they re supposedly fighting for this is ultimately what lost the war in vietnam and will likely lose the war in iraq as well br br my only negative comment is that the film is so one sided it could be easily passed off as left wing propaganda not by me mind you but by those aiming to discredit the film and message a more balanced point of view would speak to a larger audience ,1
that song keeps humming in my head not the greatest song but it s the s this movie is about a lead singer who supposebly gets killed while being accused of murders as he stalks his girlfriend who sings backup vocals in his band the lead singer whos name is billy eye yeah right is dead after two years and his band comes back for a concert only the backup vocalist is the lead singer this time billy stalks her and eventually goes around killing all these people and terrifying the girl and makeing people around her think theres something wrong with her and that shes imagining things she finally decides to go to a cemetary and dig up his grave to see if he s still there she sees that he s dead but still see s and hears his voice during the end of the movie we find out the reason behind all of this billy has a brother named john right again and john admits that he was jealous of his brother and that he killed all those people to get back at him and place the blame on his brother and then take his girlfriend and terrorize her because she called him crazy the ending is very cheezy and the acting is very lame and wooden but i like it anyway i watch it for the song i wish i had it ,0
the cell fascinated me at first glance i was a bit surprised about that fact because the story of that movie is absolutely boring if it had no story the film would be better bunuels un chien andalou comes to my mind a film without story but also with fascinating and sometimes disturbing images but the cell is at first a hollywood movie and only second a piece of art i m very interested in tarsem s next project hamlet on indian could be very interesting especially when it has the same looks as the cell br br for film music enthusiasts howard shore s score for the cell is absolutely marvelous but a hard listening experience because of its very modernistic style ,1
unless i m sadly mistaken i rented a nightmare on elm street several years ago and there was a music video i m pretty sure which was called dream warriors at the end of it and i rented this one on dvd hoping that the video would be there because it was one of the funniest things i ve ever seen it s amazing how stuff from the s is so funny now but nothing is funnier than s rap videos there was this rap group singing that song dream warriors on the vhs version of this movie after the credits and they re all wearing like denim jackets with no shirt underneath and form fitting jean shorts that are all frayed at the bottoms like daisy dukes what could make a rap group look more foolish i can t imagine br br spoilers at any rate i was disappointed in looking for that video on the dvd version so all i had was this mediocre installment in the freddy krueger series the movie sort of starts off with the same idea as part with the main character witnessing all kinds of gruesome murders and then sort of coming out of a trance and finding himself with the bloody hands kristen parker patricia arquette has a nightmare about the infamous house that nancy thompson used to live in then runs to the bathroom the sink s handles turn into freddy s hands and attack her and then she wakes up standing in her bathroom having slit her own wrists from there the movie turns into the usual mental hospital installment br br larry fishburne tired of always playing the bad guy in his roles was happy to take on the role in this film as a nice guy orderly stern but accommodating when the patients want to bend the rules a little not surprisingly he turns in what is by leaps and bounds the best performance in the movie arquette later goes on to become an accomplished actor but had not perfected her acting skills when she starred in this film the characters in the movie are mostly all patients at the mental hospital that kristen is placed into after cutting her wrists all of them are cynical and uncooperative almost none believing that they really belong there at all eventually they realize and are able to convince the staff that they are all having dreams about the same man and it s not just some kind of group hysteria br br heather langenkamp has returned in her famous role as nancy thompson this time grown up into a dream researcher as a result of her childhood experiences involving freddy krueger not surprisingly she is able to quickly relate to the hysterical kristen and the rest of the patients since she had experienced exactly what they re going through there are some interesting murders in this installment and the technology used for the special effects have taken a huge jump there is a gigantic worm like freddy that tries to swallow kristen whole there is a scene where a television turns into freddy and with mechanical arms he picks up one of the patients there for some late night entertainment and punishes her for sitting too close to the tv but there is also an unconvincing go motion scene where a couple guys have a fight with freddy krueger s skeleton which has been rotting in the trunk of some car in a car junkyard and one of the more groan inducing scenes was one where freddy attacks one of the patients in his dream the one famous for sleepwalking tearing the muscles and tendons out of his arms and legs and leading him around like a puppet ouch br br we get a peek into freddy s past in this installment not only do we meet his mother but we also find out the circumstances that led to freddy being fathered by more than maniacs in fighting freddy the patients all band together and in their dreams use their special powers most of which reflect their shortcomings in real life to fight him one student bound to a wheelchair is able to walk in his dreams another has the hilarious powers of what he calls the wizard master another is beautiful and bad she has lots of makeup her hair stands up in a foot high mohawk and she has knives clever but the movie falters when it has only one of the patients the one who can t speak not have any powers in his dreams until the climax of the movie when he suddenly realizes that he can talk in his dreams at just the right moment to save the day his dream power was a little too obvious to have been left out for that long but collectively now you see why the movie was subtitled dream warriors br br altogether this is not an entirely weak entry into the series the acting is pretty shoddy but it s actually pretty good for a horror movie larry fishburne vastly overshadows the rest of the cast displaying wonderful acting skills early on in his career and the movie is not simply a rehash of either of the first two – a problem that plagues the friday the th movies much more than the elm street films the characters are never developed enough to allow for the later creation of much tension which is why most of the deaths come across more as creative ways to kill off someone in a horror film than the tragic loss of the life of one of the characters that we ve come to know and root for their triumph over evil but then again not a lot of horror movies take the time to really develop their characters to the point where you throw up your hands in defeat when they are killed or are on the edge of your seat as they run for their lives but it s important to note that the few horror films that actually do that are almost invariably the best ones ,0
i ve never laughed and giggled so much in my life the first half kept me in stitches the last half made me come completely unglued i think i giggled for minutes after the tape was over br br his timing and delivery for his stories is almost unequaled and though he talks fast you catch every joke which is probably why my laugh center was so overwhelmed it took an extra minutes to laugh at everything br br ,1
loosely based on the james j corbett biography the roar of the crowd gentleman jim is a wonderfully breezy picture that perfectly encapsulates not only the rise of the pugilistic prancer that was corbett but also the wind of change as regards the sport of boxing circa the s br br the story follows corbett a perfectly casted errol flynn from his humble beginnings as a bank teller in san fransico thru to a chance fight with an ex boxing champion that eventually leads to him fighting the fearsome heavyweight champion of the world john l sullivan beefcake personified delightfully by ward bond not all the fights are in the ring tho and it s all the spin off vignettes in corbett s life that makes this a grand entertaining picture there are class issues to overcome here perfectly played out as fellow club members pay to have him knocked down a peg or two and corbett has to not only fight to get respect from his so called peers but he must also overcome his ego as it grows as briskly as his reputation does along with the quite wonderful corbett family and all their stoic humorous support corbett s journey is as enthralling as it is joyous yet as brash and as bold as he is he is a very likable character and it s a character that befits the tagged moniker he got of gentleman jim br br the film never sags for one moment and it s a testament to director raoul walsh that although we are eagerly awaiting the final fight the outer ring goings on are keeping us firmly entertained not even the love interest sub plot hurts this picture thank you alexis smith the fight sequences stand up really well and they perfectly show just how corbett became the champ he was his brand of dancing rings round slugger fighters is now firmly placed in boxing history as the final reel rolls we all come down to earth as an after fight meeting between sullivan and corbett puts all the brutality into context and it s here where humility and humbleness becomes the outright winner and as far as this viewer goes it will do for me to be sure to be sure for a truly wonderful picture ,1
oh dear ohdear ohdear ohdear br br i love science fiction but this er movie just puts space flicks to shame every sci fi film i ve seen over the last year has been disappointing to some degree and i m now seriously reconsidering what genre of movies i actually like in future maybe i ll watch romance flicks from now on br br spoilers alert and thats not saying much br br this flick is so insipidly dumb it rivals battlefield earth and baby geniuses in sheer badness the special effects are obviously fake the big mac truck looked stoopid with its roller coaster seat restraints the killer robots looked like a more idiotic version of the power rangers a huge fat guy is sucked out of a port hole window butt first and space truck school wtf br br mr hopper can do better than this what really stunk were the two good looking young things who accompany him and run around in nothing but their underpants for an entire two thirds of the flick the obligatory sex scene snicker between our young heroes was so poorly performed i nearly choked on my tonsils laughing at the tv screen br br the only character worth mentioning is the pirate ship captain cyborg mad scientist he oozed the word grotesque and was predictably sleazy but i believe he could ve been much more menacing he does and says things which are quite funny all the best scenes involve him so for the captain i give this movie an extra point br br but this flick is so bad it ll make you want to hurl abuse at the tv or maybe throw your tv out the window it may even kill off a few brain cells and put you into a catatonic state br br conclusion i like the way the captain struggles to walk around on his peg leg when its obviously a fake peg leg i would ve given it out of but since he cracks me up with his stoopid antics this flick gets ,0
isabelle huppert portrays a talented female piano teacher who is staid unfriendly and distant in public and bitter towards her students privately she seethes with violence and frustration and her sexual life is solitary and perverse she lives with her overbearing mother who obsessively drives her to become noticed and so advance in life as a talented pianist the key to the characters of both mother and daughter is obsession these characters cannot change their impulses anymore than a rabbit caught in headlights can avoid death br br the piano teacher meets a young attractive talented pianist who from the beginning is attracted to her they start a relationship in the most unconventional way but from the outset she makes perverse and violent terms that he must perform on her which sickens him enough to want to terminate the relationship before it has really begun br br the film ties itself to the female lead isabelle huppert amazes with a brutal completely convincing performance as the piano teacher she cleverly shows a woman who is drawn to beauty and perversion but her violence is fed by her perverted impulses as a film that is so character driven you know it would not work half as well had she acted poorly br br this is powerful intelligently acted and intelligently and sensitively adapted from the novel the camera work also suits the film there are what i can only think to call framing shots where the director holds a scene and forces the eye to dart about this is done extremely effectively against a blank bathroom wall and is a further testament to the director s mastery br br expect to be disturbed and sickened by this film but be brave have the guts to go and see it this is a very private look into essentially one person s life but do not expect to be entertained in the hollywood sense there are no car chases in this film ,1
beware my lovely dir harry horner br br production the filmmakers rko radio pictures br br credulity straining thriller from the pioneering producer team of collier young and ida lupino aka the filmmakers with lupino pitching in with some uncredited direction br br robert ryan is the peril and ida lupino is the woman in this entry in the woman in peril style film ryan plays howard wilton a tightly wound psychotic handyman drifter noooo ryan i know hard to believe lupino is the lonely war widow helen gordon who hires howard to do some work around her house things go downhill from there as howard makes helen a prisoner in her own home br br howard has a nasty secret not that he could reveal it you see consciousness is a real challenge for him maintaining it that is he has an unfortunate habit of coming to and finding his employers dead this is part of the film s problem the nature of howard s psychosis is so extreme that it is nearly impossible to believe that he s been free to roam from town to town unobstructed even in the year when the film is set he can t remember anything that happened ten minutes ago his violent threatening anti social tendencies are set off by the smallest and most common of things a young girl flirting inadequacies involving the war due to his being rejected for service i don t know how he even made it past the interview with helen there are other implausibilities if you were locked in your house with a madman but nonetheless left on your own for periods of time couldn t you figure out a way to escape br br ryan i think is defeated by the material it feels like he s overplaying his hand his series of tics and spasms and the tightly coiled bursts of dementia all have a been there done that robotic feel to them at this point in his career he d probably played this character to some degree ten times and it shows we are encouraged to empathize with howard i didn t through shown bits of humanity like him being stopped in his tracks by a music box and his relating to a group of children who won t judge him lupino just has to act frazzled and in distress which she is more than capable of and does br br the picture had one thing going for it what would be the eventual resolution of the conflict so naturally there was a disappointing ending that was abrupt and ineffective br br of slight interest was a recurring motif where the camera would catch howard s reflection in mirrors water christmas tree decorations this indicated something going on or about to go on in his head horner s vicki who made his reputation in production design does a fine job of making the house feel like a prison credit too the always reliable rko art department for the work on the house in the end sub standard work from the principals who all have much better films to their credit br br ½ out of ,0
i saw this movie once a long time ago and i have no desire to ever see it again br br this movie is about preston waters a hard lucked preteen who always seems to be overlooked by his family and who always seems to be short on cash all this changes when a bank robber runs over preston s bike and passes him a blank check as compensation preston uses the check to withdraw million from the bank ironically the money belongs to the bank robber who gave him the check preston then buys a mansion and says that he s working as the assistant of a mysterious and wealthy backer named mr macintosh named after his computer after that he just goes crazy with the money br br on paper this sounds like a great idea however on screen it is one of the emptiest movies i ve ever seen for one thing it s too unbelievable i know some parts of the movie were meant to be incredible but i draw the line at a twelve year old boy going out with a thirty year old woman and being put in charge of a imaginary person s small fortune also this was a shallow movie with weak acting a predictable plot line and characters who are less than memorable the characters were either cheesy over the top annoying or underdeveloped but juice was a funny character br br if you re looking for a good movie to watch with your family skip this one ,0
this is a great little film that s very unique and creative with some great plot twists and wonderful performances all the characters are great and the story while bizarre is fascinating and very interesting plus nicole kidman is simply amazing in this it s very hard to describe this movie because it really is quite bizarre it s a comedy romance one minute then it turns into a thriller the next however it was still very entertaining all the same plus nicole s russian accent was fantastic and extremely convincing chaplin and kidman had very good chemistry together and i loved vincent cassel s performance plus some of the plot twists really took me by surprise the ending was very cute and it s unpredictable throughout plus this movie is quite underrated as well you will feel sorry for chaplin and the way that he is scammed and i thought all the characters were really likable plus the finale is especially good this is nicole s movie though and she carries it with her incredibly sexy performance this is a great little film that s very unique and creative with some great plot twists and wonderful performances i highly recommend this one the direction is very good jez butterworth does a very good job here with great camera work solid angles and keeping the film at a fast pace the acting is wonderful nicole kidman is stunningly gorgeous and is amazing as always she is incredibly sexy very likable had one of the coolest accents added a lot of presence had very good chemistry with ben chaplin and had a very mysterious character she was amazing kidman rules ben chaplin is great here he is extremely likable had a cool character had very good chemistry with kidman the only thing i didn t like was him taking out his anger out on kidman even though what she did was wrong and i loved how he got revenge in the end vincent cassel is fantastic as the main villain yes he was ott but he was very intense and quite creepy at times this role was perfect for him mathieu kassovitz is ok here but didn t have much to do rest of the cast are fine overall i highly recommend this one out of ,1
 dressed to kill has been more or less forgotten in critical circles in the past years but it is a true american classic a film which is much more than just a glossy thriller br br i sincerely hope the dvd release will give more people the chance to hear about it and see it ,1
the name of this film and the clips that i saw caused me to believe that this film would have excitement and interesting moments i was disappointed the desert sands were interesting but this film inched along at a snails pace it started fine with an underground cave and something coming out but then tried to involve us with the lives of some very unlikeable human beings as they found dead bodies or should i say skeletons with some flesh on them they began a search for the reason why at times it became somewhat different as something was following them in the desert some type of black ooze or something that would begin to eat the flesh of humans as the flesh was munched upon a bag of bones began to creep after the remaining humans the reason for this black ooze as we find out was pretty bad ants unbelieveable then the ending made no sense i guess the motto of this film will be when you have an itch and see an ant quickly kill it before the ant s friends smell your flesh ,0
for a tv movie this was definately worth seeing all the acting was very well done and the story itself had a touching universal theme i have not read seen the original and as a rule i can t stand shakespeare but i enjoyed this movie the civil war setting was very well done as well dont expect to see an epic however you should find it moving enough to enjoy by the way on a side note don t compare this or any other movie for that matter to the original work movies aren t supposed to transfer a book to the screen but rather take the general idea of it a then adapt a story from it when people say the book was so much better they re usually wrong anyway what they are really trying to say is the book was so different ,1
even as a big fan of the low to no budget horror genre i couldnt find this disaster mildly amusing with horrible acting a painfully generic plot and no dimensional characters no matter how bored and drunk you are this one is not worth your minutes don t make the same mistake i did rent something else anything else ,0
effort aside this isn t a review about good intentions its about the final product this film is poorly written overacted and poorly directed the story obviously had potential but that story is nowhere present in this film br br clara barton was a human being she had passions desires love pain embarrassment weakness and self doubt just like the rest of us you would never know that from this film of the lead actress s performance in fact apply that to every character in the film but in barton s case every sentence is a speech an epic over the top speech as though from an inhuman robot in fact the only scene that plays well in one in the board meeting and i realized thats because she s making a speech every idea she has is unbelievable in its context and she comes up with ideas that sound like they take a lifetime of soul searching right on the spot for example when she sees a wounded man she ll start pontificating about the needs of the battlefield and to protect soldiers and putting up white flags etc as played in the film there s no way she could come up with such a detailed well thought out idea in seconds br br in conclusion this film robs clara barton of her struggles it robs her of her humanity and it inherently cheapens all she did because the script is written in clichés the writer doesn t know clara barton and seems to have based his script on an encyclopedia britannica article yes they had those back then but hey nice technicolor who cares ,0
i d been following this films progress for quite some time so perhaps expected a little too much i consider both gillian anderson and danny dyer to be good at what they do and was interested to see what dan reed could come up with but unfortunately it just didn t work for me br br the problem lies in the fact that the film doesn t really seem to understand which genre it s falling into and as such it fails to impress on drama horror and thriller elements because rather than focusing on one of them and doing it well it s a bit of a jack of all trades and master of none br br the premise as with most revenge films is simple couple meet and go out something bad happens and they get their revenge it s a simple formula and one that many directors have handled expertly over the years unfotunately in this case it s as if dan reed thought it d be great to do one of those revenge films that goes a little deeper by showing a more human side to all the characters and delving into their mental state in more detail wrong there are also a few key elements missing in this type of movie there s generally some kind of warning a don t do this or this might happen element which adds to the tension but there s nothing of the sort here it just simply happens then nothing happens for an hour then something interesting happens and then it ends br br there s a lot of really stiff competition in this genre and hats of to dan reed for trying i have no issue with his directing abilities but in term of writing i d say next time he should stick to the formula for the type of film he s making instead of trying to be too clever and he ll have a quality movie on his hands ,0
this movie is the worst ever sorry but this was a total waste of good hours quasi psychology and b actors makes a baaaad horror movie you can say that if you are into bad movies you will adore this one and the hot chick wasn t all that hot there is absolutely no climax to the movie and the worst part is the ending song some homemade thing with these words its in awful condition the world is a mess when heads fall of bodies and girls wont stay dressed the cops they are clueless eating donuts in their car newspaperflash next morning headless body topless bar jesus sorry guys but milks gone bad with this one ,0
this is one of the better marion davies talkies and one of the few to allow her to exhibit her skill as a physical comedian which was so endearing in her silent films ok so she does a clunky tap number but even ruby keeler s dancing from the era does not hold up for younger generations the problem here is the script the story falls into unbelievable melodrama in the last reel it s quite stagey and is obviously adapted from a play but not well enough still there is some snappy dialogue and slapstick throughout worth a look ,1
i ve read the positive comments on this movie i assume people who were in this movie must ve come to this site to give it some good press because this was one of the worst movies i have ever seen i always watch the whole film despite the quality or lack there of which explains why i watched this whole movie but i don t think i laughed even once during the duration of this film the jokes were mostly very bad but when the jokes had some promise the delivery was off if you liked it maybe you should lay off the buds because you need to preserve the or brain cells you have left this movie had a poor script bad acting poor directing weak plot nothing of virtue and was not entertaining if you haven t seen this movie don t ,0
the very first time i saw this i recoiled in horror at what was being presented as modern liberated women br br sorry but i cannot relate to whining idiots whose lives revolve around loveless sex and the acquisition of gucci prada and louis vuitton labels the troubling thing is that some may actually think this is how career women live in nyc it s definitely not these women are incredibly shallow and materialistic and as another reviewer said they act like gold digging hooches br br this is not liberated womanhood and i m glad it s gone stars and just plain awful,0
brian yuzna is often frowned upon as a director for his trashy gore fests but the truth is that his films actually aren t bad at all the re animator sequels aren t as great as the original but are still worthy as far as horror sequels are concerned return of the living dead is the best of the series and society isn t a world away from being a surrealist horror masterpiece this thriller certainly isn t a masterpiece but it shows yuzna s eye for horror excellently and the plot moves in a way that is always thrilling and engaging i m really surprised that a horror movie about dentistry didn t turn up until as going to the dentist is almost a primal fear it s running away from a tiger for the modern world dentistry doesn t frighten me but surprisingly i would appear to be in the minority the plot follows perfectionist dentist dr feinstone he has a nice house a successful career and a beautiful wife pretty much everything most people want however his life takes a turn for the worse when he discovers his wife s affair with the pool cleaner and his life isn t the only one as it s his patients who feel the full brunt of his anger br br when it comes to scaring the audience this movie really makes itself however credit has to go to the director for extracting the full quota of scares from the central theme the fact that he does a good job is summed up by the fact that i m not squeamish about going to the dentist yet one particular scene actually made me cover my eyes the film follows the standard man going insane plot outline only with the dentist you always get the impression that there s more to the film than what we re seeing it isn t very often that a gore film can impress on a substance level and while this won t be winning any awards the parody on the upper class is nicely tied into the plot the acting while b class is actually quite impressive with corbin bernsen taking the lead role and doing a good job of convincing the audience that he really is a man on the edge i should thank brian yuzna for casting ken foree in the movie the dawn of the dead star doesn t get enough work and i really love seeing him in films the rest of the cast doesn t massively impress but all do their jobs well enough overall the dentist offers a refreshing change for nineties slasher movies the gore scenes are sure to please horror fans and i don t hesitate to recommend this film ,1
this was just plain terrible i read this book for school i made as on all of the tests and to see it like this my teacher forced me and other people to watch it and it was worse than leonard part plan from outer space and hudson hawk put together the thing that made this film so terrible was enough reasons to want to kill yourself over first of all it was made on hallmark second the acting was terrible third it was like completely different from the book literally it was so bad i asked myself to be excused basically i would rather watch basic instinct than watch this take my advice don t watch this film no one would want to watch this it was horrible horrible ,0
the odd thing about galaxina is not that it is supremely bad although it is the odd thing is that in spite of being supremely bad it is not funny supremely bad movies have their own particular brand of unintended humor the secret of their success you might say but galaxina is quite uniquely different it is mstk s worst nightmare a bad movie in which the intentional and the unintentional humor alike fall flat br br it is easy enough to figure out why the intentional jokes fail and the reasons are quite varied sometimes it s a timing question sometimes it s a good idea badly worked out the human restaurant could have been hilarious but it wasn t sometimes it feels like there was some mixup in the cutting room with the punchline ending up on the floor and sometimes the jokes are just bad jokes bad movies get their laughs from such unintentional snafus it s harder to figure out why galaxina doesn t get any laughs on that count something is subtly wrong with the unintentional humor in this movie just as something is wrong not at all subtly with the intentional humor it is a supremely bad movie whose very badness is not the redeeming quality it usually is it s absolutely unique in my experience ,0
quite honestly the omega code is the worst movie i have seen in a very long time during the first minutes i sat stunned in my seat trying to decide if i should demand a refund but since i hadn t paid to see it in the first place passes i figured i might as well stay and i didn t think it could possibly get any worse br br it did i will quickly run through the low points includes some spoilers the horrible miscasting of casper van dien as gillen lane a motivational speaker with two phds the characterization was inconsistent for example lane despite his credentials is a complete nitwit then there s the lame o depiction of the fulfillment of the biblical prophecies we see a bunch of sensational news soundbites accompanied by ridiculous computer print outs of the translated biblical code also terrible action sequences lane escapes from tough situations without explanation and the one time lane actually does seem to be in danger it turns out to be a dream sequence that s cute for grammar school writing assignments but it s an inexcusable plot device in a motion picture the pacing was bad after a long opener the first third of the movie changes scenes every seconds later the pacing improves but there is still far too much unnecessary jumping around and as someone else mentioned years pass yet no one not even lane s young daughter ages that was disconcerting br br there are a few good things though the quality of the film e g lack of graininess is high and very attractive the outdoor shots were well done and the location shooting added a touch of realism also there are a few moments in the last part of the film when lane calls on god finally to help him this proved to be quite exhilarating even to me someone who does not accept jesus as a personal savior but i liked this because it struck me as being the only genuine scene in the movie unfortunately it was followed by major incomprehensibility br br the characters dialogue direction and acting were all poorly done michael ironside had nothing to do and michael york was just weird i think the producers wanted to do too much if the plot had been tighter and more focused and the characterization more fleshed out the film would have been far better br br in a nutshell the omega code disappoints definitely do not pay to see this i give it out of ten stars br br ,0
this is a very modest very lovely movie with a great score by hoagy carmichael and frank loesser with a standout number we re the couple in the castle that is totally evocative of the period and harks back to penthouse serenade just as the opening premise hoppity s coming may well have inspired fred saidy and yip harburg s opening woody s coming in finian s rainbow six years later i totally agree with those posters who have noted that were the name disney appended to this it would by now have achieved classic status rather than have fallen into neglect it s wonderfully inventive never more so than when objects barely noticed in the real world assume a much greater significance both pro and con in the insect world actually it is a classic albeit a minor one ,1
i am a fan of a few of the vacation films but when a movie franchise goes from the big screen to the tv screen you know it s out of steam made for tv national lampoon films do not do well on tv this movie is another reason br br i think a lot of us were excited when this was coming out but we also had to face the reality it s a tv movie randy quaid is fine as cousin eddie but is better in a supporting role than the lead dana barron sets history as the first actor to reprise her role as one of the griswold kids she is just as pretty but it doesn t help a thin script br br why was this movie even made it was probably because nbc recently picked up another few years of presenting x mas vacation there is nothing wrong with the acting it s all in the script it s just not that funny people need to think before they write stuff like this it is one christmas movie i do not recommend ,0
take young pretty people put them in an exotic locale stick in a few bad guys have the two lead characters find romance after a couple of heavy breathing scenes create the flimsiest of plots then work out a happy ending for everybody other than the three or four who get murdered of course that s the classic and successful format of the harlequin romance it s not very good but then it s not very bad either like most of the little yellow pocket books and the location stuff in budapest is especially interesting even if they didn t use the wonderful old train station designed by gustave eifel or show the city s famous thermal baths ,0
how the grinch stole christmas instantly stole my heart and became my favorite movie almost from my very first viewing now eight viewings later it still has the same impact on me as it did the first time i saw it br br screenwriters jeffery price peter s seaman of who framed roger rabbit fame do a fantastic job of adapting the story of the grinch to the screen ron howard s direction brought the story to full life and jim carrey s typically energetic performance as the grinch steals the show br br some detractors of the film have claimed that it is not true to the spirit or principles of the original story having read the original story i must say i cannot agree the movie makes the very same point about christmas and its true meaning as the original story indeed it enhances the impact of the story by making it more personal by showing us how and why the grinch became what he was br br mild spoilers they probably wouldn t ruin the movie for you but if you haven t seen it yet and you re one of those who wants to know nothing about a story until you ve seen it you should skip the next two paragraphs br br i think just about everyone can relate to the grinch s terrible experiences in school i think all of us at one time or another were the unpopular one in school who was always picked on i know i was and that s why i personally had so much sympathy for the grinch and what he went through br br and cindy lou who s naive idealism believing that nobody can be all bad was heart rending when everyone else had turned their backs on the grinch out of fear and ignorance cindy lou was determined to be his friend if only everyone could have such an attitude br br in fact i think the only thing that might ve made the film a little better would have been to further tone down the adult humor and content it was already pretty restrained but any of this adult humor like when the grinch slammed nose first into martha may whovier s cleavage just doesn t fit in a story like this br br this one s well on its way to being a christmas classic taking a richly deserved place alongside the book and the chuck jones cartoon as a must see of every christmas season ,1
a fascinating slice of life documentary about a husband and wife and their marriage told through the eyes of their son we all like to think that our parents lived happy lives that their marriages were full of fulfilment love and happy memories sadly many of us know this not to be the case of their own families and that of their parents this wonderful little documentary is told through the camera lens and emotional perspective of the son of a family that has just experienced the death of their mother the son being a documentary film maker has filmed his elder family for many years for as he states posterity three months after the death of his mother his father remarries his long time secretary the suddenness of this occurrence stuns the family and pushes the son to dig into the past lives of his mother and father what he reveals is a fascinating look into the lives of two rather ordinary people who like so many of their generation married early for the wrong reasons and found themselves stuck in a family life where they found they just had to make do a wife who found herself at times bitterly lonely and unloved and a husband who buries himself in his work she and intellectual at heart he a much simpler individual who seems to find most of his pleasures in the quiet solitude of work they are obviously wrong for each other this much is clear yet they stick it out for what well that s part of the mystery they clearly show affection for each other at times if not ever much love you won t find any truly shocking disclosures here aside from infidelity on both sides which in good part is what makes this such a gem you really feel that these could be your own parents if circumstances were different and indeed makes one question the lives of ones own parents ,1
imagine turning out the lights in your remote farmhouse on a cold night and then going to bed there s no need to lock the doors the only sound is the wind whistling through the trees sometime after midnight a car with lights off inches up the driveway moments later an intruder beams a flashlight into your darkened living room br br what makes this image so scary is the setting a remote farmhouse at night based on truman capote s best selling book and with b w lighting comparable to the best s noir films in cold blood presents a terrifying story especially in that first act as the plot takes place largely at night and on rain drenched country roads it s the stuff of nightmares but this is no dream the events really happened in br br two con men with heads full of delusions kill an entire kansas family looking for a stash of cash that doesn t exist director richard brooks used the actual locations where the real life events occurred even the farmhouse and its interior it makes for a memorable and haunting film br br both of the lead actors closely resemble the two real life killers robert blake is more than convincing as perry smith short and stocky with a bum leg who dreams of finding cortez buried treasure scott wilson is almost as good as dick hickock the smooth talking con artist with an all american smile br br after their killing spree the duo head to mexico things go awry there so they come back to the u s stealing cars hitchhiking and generally being miserable as they roam from place to place but it s a fool s life and the two outlaws soon regret their actions the film s final twenty minutes are mesmerizing as the rain falls the rope tightens and all we hear is the pounding of a beating heart br br even with its somewhat mundane middle act in cold blood stages in riveting detail a real life story that still hypnotizes nearly half a century later it s that setting that does it do you suppose people in rural kansas still leave their doors unlocked at night ,1
i loves this movie because it showed that they were not killing for fun but to save the ones they loved heath ledger and orlando bloom did a great job portraying ned and joe it has a few quick inappropriate scenes but is all right other than that the language is very mild and sometimes don t even know it is there this movie shows that just because they are outlaws does not mean that they are vicious killers i hope that people will watch this movie and learn about important times in history like this one there is one thing that fascinates me about this movie is that they got their inspiration for their armor from a book ned looked at also that that is how people remember them from their armor i hope that people will watch this movie and get interested as i have ,1
obviously a film that has had great influence not only on the buddy genre but action genre as well george lucas had to be a fan of this flick as so much of his star wars series seems to a homage to gunga din the characters that grant mclaglen and fairbanks play are just precursors of han solo luke skywalker and chewbacca even sam jaffe s gunga din morphed into c po and r d and like him or not jar jar binks br br today this film is viewed as non pc but there is a speech by eduardo ciannelli as guru the leader of the indian opposition to the british raj that could can be echoed in the sentiments of many today br br to a young boy this was a great film three strong male leads and only a hint of romance there was a time when young boys deemed kissing the girl in saturday matinee film was just mush not like today when the more skin is greeted with delight too late to lament lost innocence br br hopefully this film will not be forgotten and a few who are channel surfing will stop at tcm and catch a film with action adventure and a cast of thousands instead of cgi actors ,1
i bought the dvd to get julia ormond well i got that in spades she was lovely in the romantic scenes too bad bill paxton was flying on autopilot for the whole effort i almost lost my lunch when he popped his big fat white behind out of his flight suit to shall we say engage with julia br br i realized julia was very proficient in french while watching her in sabrina i watched sabrina with the french soundtrack to see if julia dubbed her own dialog they used someone else in any case julia was chosen for this dutch film over a native french speaker with sufficient english to communicate with the american flier perhaps they wanted at least one familiar name for the british american market to my unfamiliar eye julia s features could pass for belgian br br the whole film had an odd nature it was a dutch film about belgium in world war i would imagine that national pride would have required a theme of heroic dutch resistance to the german invaders the belgians were much more passive during the occupation period than were the french or norwegians the most savage fighting of all came in the balkans where tito s communist partisans gave the germans fits br br i noted in another review that dbdumonteil believed julia ormond to be an american instead of the actual british nationality perhaps julia s acting skills were great enough to carry off that impression br br after watching this film several times it suddenly dawned on me how out of season the film is it is set on junuary when the american plane crashes in belgian farm country the trees look to be in mid fall with lots of leaves and the weather is warm people walk about in light clothing and the grass is still green there is not the smallest trace of snow or ice this must have been the mildest winter in belgium ever br br the actual plot of the film was a mess where to begin for anyone interested in world war history the film came across as farce the reconnaissance plane used was a huge engine converted bomber such aircraft did exist but they would have required massive fighter escort to have any chance of survival in reality smaller and swifter aircraft were readily available and would have been far more suitable for the task the vital code books in the film would never have been carried on the plane the crew had no need of this information to complete their mission while compromise of this information would have been a huge intelligence defeat even given the premise of the film the first items to be stripped from the aircraft would be the code books they would have been on their way to berlin within minutes of the arrival of german troops at the crash site br br the daussois home where major brice took refuge was a farm where no one had the least interest in farming food would have been very scarce in belgium at this time the germans would have required substantial quantities of locally produced food to support their forces the family truck would have been expropriated long before the arrival of the american flier there would not have been any fuel available to run it anyway br br the plot twist where henri daussois turns in the american out of jealousy is pathetic he would have had to reveal all he knew about the resistance in order to be allowed to live he would have had to function as a double agent to frustrate any effective opposition the woman with the secret radio would have never survived the war br br major brice was caught in civilian clothing toward the end of the film that made him a spy under the laws of war and liable for execution with no defense he would not have meekly surrendered to face interrogation unhindered by the geneva convention better to force them to kill him and spare his friends if possible br br i have not read the novel upon which this film is based if this film is a faithful adaption it shows an abysmal lack of development in the novel regardless of the novel the screenwriters could easily have produced a superior script that would not waste this opportunity to deliver a much better film ,0
aimless teens on summer break in a small ohio town can t find any meaningful ways to fill their time some consider driving to chicago others are content to drink and bully their peers in a random act of alcohol fueled arrogance the bullies rough up a homeless man and steal a strange book the handwritten text turns out to contain archaic spells designed to summon demonic forces a night or two later one of them reads an incantation and is quickly possessed he turns into a vicious killer and begins to quietly prey on his former peers br br demon summer is an amateur production with a microscopic budget the production values are low but the filmmakers were smart enough to not be ambitious little in the way of special props or shooting locations were needed the acting is especially weak and there is virtually nothing original in the screenplay on the positive side the special makeup effects are surprisingly good by low budget film standards despite this the gore is minimal makeup effects aside there is little going for this film even for die hard gore hounds not recommended ,0
effect s without cause is generally not possible in the real world but in the world of hollywood remakes not only is it possible it s required the haunting has been given the computer treatment courtesy of a st class cinematographer turner director who once showed promise jan de bont speed but has since produced a string of big budget garbage twister speed br br actor are superfluous in a movie of this type and they seem to realize it liam neeson and cathrine zeta jones act like they wish they were anywhere but in this film lili taylor makes an attempt to add something to the proceedings but whatever that something might be is unknown since the script feels like half of it is missing events just happen good and bad ghosts show up with no rhyme or reason and then the story just ends with a most unsatisfying non event meant to wrap up the previous minutes of inanity br br there really isn t even reason to see this for the effects since we all know that anything can be put on screen now why not watch effects in the service of a good story instead of just for their own sake ,0
director lo wei was known to read the racing papers and take naps on the set tells us something about his approach to film making huh the reviews i ve read fall into two categories this is a film so bad it is funny or this is a film so bad it is boring br br so let s get to the point we all agree on this film is really bad br br i vote for category the story is almost incomprehensibly complex and it is further shredded and twisted by the remarkably poor camera work and editing yet lo wei was so in love with it that he slows the pacing so we can all have a long look at it whether we want to or not br br maybe lo wei was upset the day or two this film was made he just wanted to make everybody suffer cast crew and audiences alike br br spare yourself the agony ,0
 s cartoon banned nowadays probably because of the black beauty gag in which daffy rides a black person as if it were a horse br br the whole story takes place in a bookstore where the characters of the books come to life every evening so we have among others the ugly duck daffy and the wolf of wallstreet they wind up in a chase after the wolf tricked daffy with a phony duck hence the title br br and chase is all there is in this little cartoon that doesn t have any real appeal nowadays only fun if you re a true fan of the looney tunes i guess br br ,0
to confess having fantasies about brad pitt is a pretty tough admission for an heterosexual to make but what can i tell you maybe is that famous extra something that everybody talks about and makes a star a star it crosses that barrier it pulls you into unknown sensual and emotional territory brando had it in spades montgomery clift gary cooper james dean of course and in more recent times tom cruise jude law johnny depp ewan mcgregor and billy crudup women fell in love with garbo dietrich katharine and audrey hepburn grace kelly marilyn monroe julie christie charlotte rampling meryl streep vanessa redgrave julia roberts and very very recently natalie portman but brad pitt has singlehandedly redefined the concept he is the only reason to go out get in the car find parking buy a ticket popcorn and get into a theatre to see troy if you liked epics in the jupiter s darling style you may enjoy this but if you don t go all the same we want to keep brad pitt in business ,0
hey look deal with it there are much better portrayals of the hardship of black america than this although i think this story is weak my criticism is focused on the poor execution of the story which i have mentioned blows br br this was made in the mid s and is horrible in the music score department it s funny to see oprah as a latter day crack whore type br br the scene where bigger stuffs elizabeth mcgovern into the incinerator pure classic cinema first off i don t care how drunk you are you will react to f degree flame no matter how bad your acting but they really milked that scene it was comical i ll tell you what though i had great satisfaction in seeing elizabeth mcgovern burn in a faux death she annoys me ,0
this is the first review i ve wrote for imdb so bare with me but i caught this flick on hbo and was sure glad i watched it richard gere is great in this film as the passionate agent detective who bends the rules to get the job done i think the story is great and there s never a dull scene that slows the pace of the movie down some parts of the movie which have to do with demented sex addicts are pretty shocking but if you ve ever seen a crime film like seen you ll be able to stomach the scenes just fine br br so all in all if you re looking for a good detective suspense movie ignore the low rating this movie got on imdb and definitely watch it ,1
i ve been wanting to see this movie for a very long time i eventually just bought it on e bay since it s so hard to find state side but the wait was somewhat worth it br br i can t say the movie was great and i can t say that the movie was hilarious but it was good and it has some pretty funny points that aside the shots in this movie are just beautiful and the entire cast especially brenda blethyn someone i hadn t seen before sadly were excellent br br in the end this is a feel good romantic comedy and i recommend checking it out unless you ve just had a death in the family br br if anything the final chapter is highly worth the money ,1
this is perhaps the best rockumentary ever a british better this is spinal tap the characters are believable the plot is great and you can genuinely empathise with some of the events such as ray s problem with fitting in the band br br the soundtrack is excellent real period stuff even if it is in the same key you ll be humming some of the songs for days what i liked was the nearly all british cast with some of the favourite household names ray s wife is priceless br br the film never drags it just goes at the right pace and has some genuinely funny sections in it a generator of some really good catchphrases br br it s a hidden diamond ,1
a noted cinematic phenomenon of the late eighties and early nineties was the number of oscars which went to actors playing characters who were either physically or mentally handicapped the first was marlee matlin s award for children of a lesser god in and the next ten years were to see another best actress award holly hunter for the piano in and no fewer than five best actor awards dustin hoffman in for rain man daniel day lewis in for my left foot al pacino in for scent of a woman tom hanks in for forrest gump and geoffrey rush in for shine for portrayals of the disabled matlin who played a deaf woman is herself deaf but all the others are able bodied br br this phenomenon aroused some adverse comment at the time with suggestions being made that these awards were given more for political correctness than for the quality of the acting when jodie foster failed to win best actress for nell in some people saw this as evidence of a backlash against this sort of portrayal my view however is that the majority of these awards were well deserved i thought the award should have gone to either clint eastwood or robert downey rather than pacino but apart from that the only one with which i disagreed would have been hanks and that was because i preferred nigel hawthorne s performance in the madness of king george in that film of course hawthorne played a character who was mentally ill br br my left foot was based upon the autobiography of the irish writer and painter christy brown brown was born in one of the thirteen children of a working class dublin family he was born with cerebral palsy and was at first wrongly thought to be mentally handicapped as well he was for a long time incapable of deliberate movement or speech but eventually discovered that he could control the movements of one part of his body his left foot hence the title he learned to write and draw by holding a piece of chalk between his toes and went on to become a painter and a published novelist and poet br br life in working class dublin in the thirties and forties could be hard and the city jim sheridan himself a dubliner shows us here is in many ways a grim grey cheerless place very different from our normal idea of the emerald isle sheridan and day lewis were later to collaborate on another film with an irish theme in the name of the father against this however must be set the cheerfulness and spirit of its people especially the brown family much of christy s success was due to the support he received from his parents who refused to allow him to be institutionalised and always believed in the intelligence hidden beneath a crippled exterior and from his siblings we see how his brothers used to wheel him round in a specially made cart and how they helped their bricklayer father to build christy a room of his own in their back yard br br the film could easily have slid into sentimentality and ended up as just another heart warming triumph over adversity movie that it does not is due to a number of factors principally the magnificent acting in the course of his career day lewis has given a number of fine performances but this together with the recent there will be blood is his best he is never less than convincing as christie his tortured jerky movements and strained attempts at speech persuade us that we really are watching a disabled person even though intellectually we are well aware that day lewis is able bodied the other performances which stand out are from fiona shaw as his mentor dr eileen cole from hugh o conor as the young christy and from brenda fricker as christy s mother which won her the best supporting actress award br br the other reason why the film escapes sentimentality is that it does not try to sentimentalise its main character christy brown had a difficult life but he could also be difficult to live with and the film gives us a warts and all portrait he was a heavy drinker given to foul language and prone to outbursts of rage he could also be selfish and manipulative of those around him and the film shows us all these aspects of his character of course it also shows us the positive aspects his courage his determination and his wicked sense of humour day lewis s acting is not just physically convincing in that it persuades us to believe in his character s disability but also emotionally and intellectually convincing in that it brings out all these different facets of christy s character his oscar was won in the teeth of some very strong opposition from the likes of robin williams and kenneth branagh but it was well deserved ,1
this show was great it wasn t just for kids which i thought at first it is for the whole family br br the first season was mostly about the father looking after is two daughters and son he sadly passed away in season i could believe it when i heard it br br i am clad they carried on with the show as that what would really happen in really life and i need to mention the goodbye episode it was so well made it must of be so hard for them to film this you could tell they were real tears in theirs eyes i am year old male and this episode did make me cry me as i know how they felt as my father died when i was years too just like roy br br season and season had great comedy in there also season had some of my favorites such freaky friday secrets br br i still think the show was strong enough to go on i was disappointed that it ended it was one the best no it was the best family comedy show ever since home improvement and it could have been the next friends br br it should never have ended but still love watching the repeats everyday ,1
the usual cat and mouse antics abound until jerry jumps into a bottle of invisible ink he gets the bright idea of torturing tom without him knowing the cat gets wise and tries to do stuff to make him see jerry even if it s not fool proof of course jerry gets butch aka killer aka spike the dog into the act even if it s late in the short and his contribution is minimal indeed brilliant animated short which kind of reminded me of the one with the white mouse who scares tom so badly most of the gags work and all violent as any good tom and jerry short should truly be this hilarious cartoon can be found on disc one of the spotlight collection dvd of tom jerry br br my grade b ,1
michael caine might have tried to make a larger than life character to a successful degree but the whole storyline and character s around him where not likable or interesting at all it was all very boring and somewhat predictable martin landau a favorite actor of mine had a nothing role he was useless michael caine got a bit irritating after a while and the film couldn t decide if it was a comedy or a serious thriller caine tries hard and good on him but i felt the direction and storyline let him down don t waste your time it starts off well for the first minutes and then that s about it a film for die hard caine fans only stay away from this one ,0
i saw this on tcm recently and through the imdb i found that there were seven crime doctor movies with warner baxter as the psychiatrist detective baxter is a bit long in the tooth compared to his stolid performance in nd street a decade earlier not noir and a bit campy today the movie also has a touch of the possible supernatural the plot black and white cinematography and characters are far more complex than those of the mr moto and charlie chan series there are subplots unexpected twists and appearances by a number of b movie stalwartly we all should recognize immediately none ever made it to the a status it is a wonderfully unpredictable minutes br br i would love to see a boxed dvd series of these films ,1
valliant effort to use a mining catastrophe as a vehicle to pronounce this director s distaste for war the audience not only learns a great deal about early mining rescue procedures but we learn that europeans at the interval between wwi and wwii had concerning pacifists for lack of a better term the speeches given by both representatives of each country at the end of the film are inspiring given the time although the revised edition through the transfer technology of early foreign films cuts off characters heads at times this film holds it s own in many different aspects character analysis lighting techniques historical content and a scenario that has tested and inspired many a writer and filmmaker br br pabst went on to direct and put to screen weil brecht s three penny opera starring the original star lotte lenya ,1
despite being told from a british perspective this is the best ww ii documentary ever produced presented in digestible as digestible as war can be episodes as the grave voice of laurence olivier connects the multitudes of eye witnesses who were forced to live the events of that horrific time eagerly awaiting its appearance on dvd in the u s the europeans had their opportunity with a release in dvd earlier this year ,1
island of death is not really a good movie by any standard but it is a curious one imagine if natural born killers had been made years too early as a greek eurotrash porn film that s what you get here the quaint story of a young sociopathic british couple cutting a deadly swath through the population of a lovely little greek island br br i ll spare you a detailed breakdown of the plot it s not really important except to set up increasingly perverse or violent sex scenes followed by disturbingly brutal murders often lovingly photographed for posterity by our charming young couple it could have been brilliant in its own sick and nasty way but instead br br instead i found myself impatiently checking the run time and chapter index to see how much longer the parade was going to last sluggish pacing and listless bland acting turn even vilest perversities into pablum and connecting scenes into an eternity of dull plodding ah well you can t win em all ,0
i did it too when i first saw the band i dismissed them straight away without even listening to the music then one day out of sheer curiosity i bought the cd and fell in love with it so i bought the video hold onto your lunch kids this isnt going to be pretty the video was excellent a great opportunity to hear the music see some of the promo videos and meet the band although i still dont know how they can cope with wearing those masks all the time a must for all fans of the band and fans of alternative music in general,1
in the early s production companies had a short lived craze for supernatural genre movies in france after the crimson rivers and brotherhood of the wolf turned out to be hits so several movies were green lit or saved from their direct to video fate however france as opposed to the us uk or italy has little tradition of fantasy b movies and it turned out quickly that samouraïs bloody mallory or the crimson rivers sequel were ill advised attempts at recreating a kind of magic that had never existed in french cinema in the first place as they flopped producers have gone back to their usual fare derivative farces or the umpteenth self referential tribute to french new wave by a former critic from les cahiers du cinéma br br brocéliande could only have been green lit during this short window as it serves no other discernible purpose it s your by the book slasher movie mixed with vague mythological element and horror references and you ll find bimboesque female characters a french university looking like a us campus and plot twists so lazy you don t even care because you had guessed it by yourself an hour before even before the movie started br br these elements make all the fun of a s or a s b movie and you expect them in a s or s movie however we re not in the s anymore and nobody warned director doug headline as this tribute to the slasher movie genre is nothing more than a derivative slasher movie headline himself is no rookie and has been writing as a critic about this kind of pictures since the early s but as a first time director he shows a lack of skill and ambition that makes brocéliande a bore br br when you put together clichés from a movie subcategory and hand them to a skilled and inventive director such as wes craven or quentin tarantino you get a scream or a death proof movies that are imitations from old guilty pleasures but also magnify these clichés and add a great deal to them that s called talent and that s why you can t confuse these recent movies with their original inspirations shot decades ago br br brocéliande takes the lazy path and only reproduces the worst elements from past movies unfortunately for the male viewer the gratuitous nudity is mostly missing there are very strong similarities presumably unintentional between the plot of brocéliande and the reviled halloween season of the witch as both deal with supernatural druidic evil rituals and some silly attempt at taking over the world on halloween night as even the plot of halloween makes more sense than this one it means that something seriously wrong went with brocéliande ,0
when you think oliver stone the movies that come to mind would be his biggest and most controversial ones like platoon jfk born on the fourth of july or natural born killers talk radio usually doesn t it s a pretty small movie actually more than half the movie takes place with barry champlain at his radio station talking into his mike but believe me this is one of oliver stone s greatest movies and should not be missed br br above all things it s a character study barry champlain is a rude self destructive risk taking talk radio show host who says one too many things and starts to get in trouble with his boss his lover s his fans and even some nazis he doesn t like his audience and callers and a lot of them don t like him eithor that or do like him but have no idea why but at the end he says on his show i guess we re stuck with each other br br see talk radio even if you don t like oliver stone movies you might be surprised i sure was br br my rating ,1
oh god what an idiotic movie incredibly cheap with fake special effects the creature is played by one guy in lame costume and stupid plot all dialogues are unbelievably bad and these actors ha ha ha they re simply ludicrous for example i have never seen so annoying characters like in this junk these dumb kids or pregnant woman with his husband and many more all in all this is a great entertainment if you re drunk avoid it like the plague am i drunk i don t think so ,0
well well even if you re a fervent admirer of lang s silent films this early one the first part of a two part unfinished four part serial will leave you in doubt about fritz s narrative skills his directorial skills aren t that evident either but here and there one senses his talent for building up atmosphere br br the pic s just pure juvenile nonsense which wouldn t be half as bad were it not for the long ponderous stretches in between the childish action scenes br br but the whole affair almost gets by on its amiable innocence br br out of inca treasures,0
chuck norris stars as danny a cop who took down a hulking serial killer however when said killer escapes danny knows he is the only one able to stop the terror however danny harbors a secret he knows that it was sheer luck that got the terror arrested and even more luck that danny survived now a final battle is waged but is danny ready right there in my description tells what the problem of this movie is norris is playing a wimpy hero who still suffers from psychological trauma in the hands of a better actor this concept would be interesting and could make for a great thriller in the hands of a norris thriller it just makes it ridiculous and hopelessly unheroic also on board is american ninja s steve james and superfly s ron o neal but any attempt at character development is defeated by the atrocious script also there is hardly any action and i always preferred a norris movie with more fighting and less talking given the rating on this website i must not be alone br br out of bad ,0
i ve recently went back and watched this movie again from not seeing it in years when i first seen the movie i was too young to understand what the movie was about now that i ve seen it again i couldn t believe what i ve missed all these years for me being able to see movies for what they are i think that this movie was great most people feel as though the music are the best part but i don t think that s true most people don t realize how good the story is because it s judge by the acting the truth of the matter is that no one in the movie were really trying to act rather they were just being themselves the entire main cast were just playing themselves they weren t trying to be anyone else but themselves br br i ve actually watched and analyzed the work and effort put into the movie now from my perspective the situations shown in the movie are pretty much based on what actually went on musically in minneapolis at the time and it s most of the things that happen are actually true events that happened in prince s career and who can tell it better than him the music that was coming from the city at the time was starting to be recognized and be revolutionary it was interesting to see how the music was very influential mainly at the club first avenue th st entry where in fact prince among other musicians got their career started it s also a known fact that prince and morris day always had a competition with each other in real life but it was a friendly competition they were always friends so the story basically plays off of that competition aspect of their rivalry rather than their friendship which shows the true competitive side of what occurred at club first avenue for it s time br br another reason why this movie is good is due to the fact that some of the situations that occur in the movie are actually based on events that prince has gone through in his life with the music aspect and the personal to me this made the movie more realistic as far as the emotion because he s telling his trials and tribulations pre superstardom plus his dedication he puts into his performances is phenomenal prince made sure that every moment in the movie was done perfectly anytime you hear a song play in the movie it s in perfect sync with the situation at hand br br prince is in all a musical genius and he has proved it on many occasions this movie is what really put prince on the map officially and he hasn t slowed down since anyone who has watched this movie or still unbelieveably hasn t watched it yet when you sit down and view this film you have have to watch it with intellect or you will miss the whole aspect of the movie if you really love music this is definitely the movie to watch above what anyone else says i think it s a great movie to watch and own ,1
ohhh man now this is what i m talking about as far as bad cheesy horror flicks go this movie was truly in a class of its own a real gem br br first off the film wasn t originally in english that s okay because the voice dubbing was truly exceptional here is my favorite excerpt from the dialog and there is plenty more where this came from i m feeling a little better i m just thirsty for your blood br br and what drama here is a play by play recap of the interaction between the military and scientists br br scene scientist you can t do that it ll be a disaster military officer that s just science fiction he then proceeds to cause a complete disaster just like the scientist predicted br br scene scientist if you do that many people will die military officer you don t know what you re talking about he does it and many people die br br scene scientist don t do that it ll kill everyone military officer that s nonsense he then proceeds to kill everyone br br scene you get the idea br br if that wasn t enough there were a few scenes that really stood out as instant classics in one scene the military has literally guys pointing guns at two unarmed men the leader yells go get em and all army guys one at a time drop their guns and fist fight the two adversaries instant classic br br and don t worry no attention to detail was left out this movie even had a hip upbeat s keyboard synth soundtrack to set the mood br br and trust me i realize this review might contain some spoilers but there are so many goodies in this epic i really only scratched the surface a movie of this caliber only comes out once a decade a true movie watching experience a masterpiece wow ,0
i must say every time i see this movie i am deeply touched not only by the most painful four years of hongsheng s life but also by how his family deals with his drug addiction it is also true that getting addicted to anything such as drugs alcohol or pornography cannot only hurt you but also hurt your most important people in the world your family since family is the priority in the asian culture it takes guts for the circle to gather together and show one person how much the family loves him her this is actually the first chinese movie that i actually enjoy not for the fun of it but the elements surrounding it superb acting touching story great direction make this movie worth watching what stands out the most is that hongsheng and his family act out the story themselves instead of having some b movie actor trying to imitate the real person it shows the genuineness of the movie ,1
i as many imdb patrons seem to have stumbled upon this little film when it appeared on the canadian showcase network i was as many of you also sucked in and watched the entire film i was hooked at first by the literate dialogue and wry sense of humour that the film is rich with i was coasting along comfortably on a sort of kevin smith meets killer films wave until half way through when the movie really buckled down and explored it s themes in more detail with a decidedly darker and more poignant edge far from being taken out of the experience i was brought further in this is not the best film of it s kind and will certainly not have universal appeal so i do understand some of the more negative reactions to it but i bought in and enjoyed it immensely the flash back type movement in the chronology was effective the characters were well realized and the issues raised were human accessible to my experience anyway and interesting i was quite impressed with the film s ability to remain sweet funny and entertaining while not shying away from controversial subject matter and raw emotional language dynamics and situations this movie is a great antidote to a lot of the schlock that has permeated the witty clever romantic genre a kind of male brigitte jones for the literate sect take hours out of your busy schedule and jump into wirey s world or you could go rent you ve got mail cause if that appeals to you you won t like this anyway those of us who did like it will be alright without you on our side ,1
for those looking for a sequel for the fine south african miniseries of the s this isn t it nor is it a historical drama rather it is a dreary little fantasy which has nothing to do with the historical shaka but merely uses his name to give a certain cachet to sinclair s idiotic story about an african superhero who is a combination of jesus lincoln superman and nelson mandela br br on the other hand there are a few laugh out loud moments as when shaka breaks the cross to which he is chained and kicks some serious slaver butt you know like jesus would have done if he hadn t been such a wimp br br true i saw only the minute version but i can t imagine that twice as much of this crap would have been better br br and what kind of a name is mungo ,0
big s isn t playing with taboos or forcing an agenda like say mencia or chapelle though i like them both she states the obvious in subtle near subliminal remarks her show won t change the world nor is it meant to but along with the hilarious brian posehn and paget brewster s ex boyfriend jay johnston of mr show fame this is one mean show with an appetite for destruction my side s were thoroughly wrecked by the first episode look i love this woman and like her famed boyfriend jimmy kimmel she just delivers the lines and lets the viewer run with it the best kind of comedy around spoofing anything and anyone like mary poppins in the second episode when she sings to the fake birds on to quick hitting commentary on society and college aged existential nonsense this one is highly recommended but only for those who still have a funny bone and didn t lose it in their most recent lippo suction treatment or boob job ,1
well folks this is another stereotypic portrayla of gay life however the additional downside includes poor acting horrible script no budget terrible sound and let us not forget the impossible storyline br br it is christmas in new york city and our story immediatly focuses on two male individuals apparently lovers for some time one of them has not let his parents the right wing religious zealot types know that he is gay adding to the impluasability of the story cause this guy is as efeminant as gay guys come these days and his parents are coming to viusit him they will stay in his new york apartment where he and his lover have just decorated for christmas br br the story continues to develop around the arrival of the parents who noone will like anyway and how through only obvious and predictable ways they come to learn there son is gay tears are shed as was my interest in this movie br br the cast of charecters seemed like an intro acting course at the local community theatre the lovers in this film are mismatched and there does not appear to be any cohesion to their union br br the landlord is flat and her attempt to be humanistic in the situation are undercooked and certainly didnt help move the plot any further br br the dragqueen friend who steps to the aid of one of the lovers in his time of need is stereotypic and gives a bad name to the unique art of drag br br although some guys night find one of the lovers to have a nice body again stereotypic imagery it does not help this story br br stay away from this film especially if you are considering a purchase you ll shoot yourself if you do ,0
i guess if a film has magic i don t need it to be fluid or seamless it can skip background information go too fast in some places too slow in others etc magic in this film the scene in the library there are many minor flaws in stanley iris yet they don t detract from the overall positive impact of watching people help each other in areas of life that seem the most incomprehensible the hardest to fix both characters are smart yet stanley can t understand enough to function because he can t read he can t read because he s had too much adventure in his childhood iris although well educated hasn t had enough adventure and so can t understand how to move past the u turn her life took in both their faults and strengths the characters compliment each other it may be a bit of a stretch to accept that an iris would wind up working year after year in a factory or that a stanley never hid his illiteracy enough to work in construction or some other better paying job and while these mysteries are explained in the course of the story their unfolding seems somewhat contrived i assume no one took the time to rethink the script even so it s a good movie—just imagine what de niro fonda and plimpton would have done on screen if someone had ,1
i have not figured out what the chosen title has to do with the movie this is another gathering of monsters just like the house of frankenstein not exactly a masterful plot but universal needed to capitalize again br br dr edelman onslow stevens is either very ambitious or over the top in the ego department he is working on the cure to keep larry talbot from turning into the wolf man somehow count dracula happens to drop by to get a fix on his vampirism and rounding out the good doctor s experiments is the restoring of the frankenstein monster s energy along the way the kind hearted doctor s blood is tainted with that of dracula br br john carradine plays dracula again this time he is more convincing lon chaney jr as usual is the soulful wolf man glenn strange is the frankenstein monster who has very little to do this outing also with mentionable roles are lionel atwill and martha o driscoll ,0
i watched the malayalam movie boeing boeing made in which in turn is probably inspired by an english movie of same name long back the basic story of garam masala is the same but it is told in a pathetic way the classy jokes replaced by routine ones which are found in normal hindi movies probably the director did this to suit the taste of hindi audience br br i haven t seen the english original but had really enjoyed the malayalam film made by priyadarshan himself which was a side splitting comedy back then of course the acting by mohanlal mukesh and sukumari who did the cook s role was so natural and spontaneous br br probably i am too smitten by the malayalam film that i cannot tolerate even the smaller flaws in its hindi remake but i still feel that akshay kumar and john abraham have overacted paresh rawal has done a decent job but doesn t reach anywhere near sukumari br br but all in all its ok if one compares it to other recent hindi comedy movies ,0
i was a junior in high school when flesh hit the big screens but had the good fortune to see it at midnight movie houses in nyc just two years later br br flesh is the first part of a so called trilogy of films featuring joe dallesandro as an object of desire it bears the warhol name but is more the work of paul morissey essentially the story concerns itself with the exploits surrounding one day in the life of a street wise male hustler played by joe dallesandro joe is young beautiful and a bit naive but he manages to bring home the bacon to his wife for reasons which should not be explained to appreciate the film fully br br of special note to film buffs is that this film along with the remaining two of the trilogy had no script per se warhol s superstars were given simply a premise and the words and actions which the viewer sees are quite natural even at times ridiculous or non sensical but all in all it works rolling stone noted in its review that the film was better than midnight cowboy a film of the same year more polished by hollywood an academy award winner for best film with big name talent i equally admire the film but flesh being improvised was somehow more gut wrenching and realistic without the need for complex sub plots and any cause de celebre or for that matter any cause at all br br the film grossed more than million dollars and was an absolute sensation particularly in the german market which ironically thought they were given a censored version of the film because of the post editing see note below br br curiously the film is very much cut and paste with pops clicks flashes and dialogue literally cut off mid sentence it is almost as if warhol morissey are stating a simple truth that it is a day in the life of a superstar snippets for your voyeuristic tendencies far better than earlier warhol works of hours of sleeping and the statue of liberty as a hour movie br br flesh in my opinion is the first of the warhol films that actually is digestible given a wide pallette and warhol s the factory s first legitimate response to the hollywood phenomenon of stardom br br as the first of a trilogy it portrays a young desirable male icon naive sought after responding to invitations to please his family subsequent films would show the same character with a differing set of values see trash and heat ,1
this movie is without a doubt a perfect for all you people out there who are rating this film low grades because it has no good plot or anything like that thats ridiculous saying that a jackie chan movie is bad because of its plot is like saying a porn movie is bad because it has no plot you watch jackie chan for the fight scenes for the action its not so much concentrated on a good story or anything like that if you look at how he makes movies and compare it to other american films from that era and even later you will realize that jackie chan s movies had over the top fights scenes and not really good plots while american movies had good plots but shitty action scenes compared to what jackie chan was doing at the time porn is watched for the porn jackie chan is watched for the action i think you people are rating it bad because there s no plot because you think thats how a smart movie critic would rate a good movie but the way i see it is a good movie is a movie that can keep me entertained sure the middle of the movie was boring very boring but put it this way the rest which is all action scenes and stunts very much do pay for all of that this did change the way how american action movies were created they have even stollen scenes from this movie if you want a true man a true entertainer then watch this movie and many more of jackie chan s hes pure in everyway he literally makes american movies look like a walk in the park and even in todays movies american movies rely so much on special effects and safety wires and stunt doubles and so much more police story and many other jackie chan films are pieces of work of a true entertainer who just goes all out and is very talented in what he can do a masterpiece,1
i saw this at the tribeca film festival in the family section i m not sure either of my kids really got the movie but i have to say that it was a wonderful short film br br nostradamus and me is an interesting short film about the hopes and fears that we all felt growing up in the s which in turn extends to how my kids feel today then we had regan today we got bush instead of nuclear war we have terrorism br br i really identified with the main character and i myself dated a curehead in high school we all felt like nothing mattered when we were but it s great to see a film where they discover that everything matters br br again i probably wouldn t have put this in the family section there were a few too many curse words for younger children but it was a wonderful and enjoyable film to watch ,1
 the blob qualifies as a cult sci fi film not only because it launched year old steve mcqueen on a trajectory to superstardom but also because it exploited the popular themes both of alien invasion and teenage delinquency that were inseparable in the s interestingly nobody in the kay linaker theodore simonson screenplay ever refers to the amorphous scarlet red protoplasm that plummeted to earth in a meteor and menaced everybody in the small town of downingtown pennsylvania on a friday night as the blob steve mcqueen won the role of josh randall the old west bounty hunter in wanted dead or alive after producer dick powell saw this paramount pictures release meanwhile mcqueen s attractive girlfriend aneta corsaut went on to star opposite andy griffith in the andy griffith show as sheriff taylor s school teacher girlfriend helen crump of course neither mcqueen nor corsaut were teenagers but then rarely did actual teenagers play actual teenagers director irvin s yeaworth jr made his directorial debut with the blob linaker simonson s screenplay synthesized four genres first the alien invasion second teenage delinquency third a murder mystery and fourth a horror chiller moreover while the gelatinous substance assumes various shapes it remains largely anonymous in other words the eponymous jell o neither talks nor communicates by telepathy instead it kills without a qualm and discriminates against nobody the tone of the blob is fairly serious in spite of its somewhat campy nature br br as the filmmakers point out on the criterion dvd release of the blob the movie opens uncharacteristically for a sci fi horror thriller with our hero and heroine in a remote rural locale making out and kissing jane anita corsaut and steve steve mcqueen see a large meteor fall to the earth and drive off to find it meanwhile an old man finds the meteor and prods it with a stick the meteor cracks open and a slimy bunch of goop clings to the stick when the old timer olin howland of the paleface gets a closer look at it the goop attaches itself to his hand the old guy runs screaming from the crater and steve nearly hits him with his jalopy steve and jane pick the guy up and take him to see dr hallen in town br br hallen is poised to leave town for a medical conference when steve and jane bring the old guy to his office hallen phones his nurse to return since he may need to perform an amputation of course hallen has never seen anything like the substance on the man s forearm hallen sends steve and jane to find out what happened our heroes run into another group of teenagers that ridicule steve s fast driving steve fools him into a reverse drive race but the local police chief dave earl rowe lets him off the hook steve and the teenagers visit the site of the meteor crater and find the warm remains of the meteor after they visit the old man s house and rescue a dog the teenagers split for a spooky late night movie while steve and jane return to dr hallen s office during the interim the blob has entirely absorbed the old geezer killed hallen s nurse and attacked the doctor neither acid thrown on the protoplasm nor hallen s shotgun have any effect on the blob steve catches a glimpse of the blob absorbing hallen when steve and jane go to the police department to report the incident dave is frankly incredulous while sergeant bert john benson believes that it is a prank bert has an axe to grind with teenagers because his wife died when one struck her car br br steve and jane take them to hallen s office but they can find neither hide nor hair of anybody but dave admits that the office has been vandalized against sgt bert s advice dave turns the teens over to their respective parents no sooner have steve and jane fooled their folks into believing that they are snugly asleep in bed than they venture out again they drive into town and spot the old man s dog that got away from them in front of a supermarket when they go to retrieve the mutt steve steps in front of the electric eye door of the grocery store and it opens they find nobody inside but they encounter the blob steve and jane take refuge in a freezer and the blob doesn t attack them later after they escape steve persuades the teenagers that challenged him in a street race to alert the authorities because he is supposed to be home in bed police chief dave and the fire department arrive at the supermarket steve tries to convince dave that the blob is in the store about that time the blob kills the theater projectionist and attacks the moviegoers suddenly a horde of people exit the theater and dave believes steve steve and jane wind up at a lunch counter that the blob attacks the proprietor and our heroes hole up in the cellar and steve discovers that a fire extinguisher with its freezing contents forces the blob to back off br br the authorities collect every fire extinguisher in town and manage to freeze the blob the pentagon sends down a team to transport the blob to the north pole as the remains of the blob drift down to the polar ice pack the end credit appears with a ghostly giant question mark producer james b harris obtained stock military footage of a globe master military transport plane depositing the parachute and its cargo br br the blob proved to be a drive in hit and steve mcqueen s surge to stardom gave the film added momentum unless you are a juvenile this little horror movie isn t scary at all but yeaworth and his scenarists create a sufficient amount of paranoia and sympathy for our heroes they never show the blob actually assimilating its victims and leave this to your imagination so the blob isn t without a modicum of subtlety ,1
a hot headed cop accidentally kills a murder suspect and then covers up the crime but must deal with a guilty conscience while he tries to solve a murder case andrews and tierney are reunited with director preminger in a film noir that is as effective as laura their earlier collaboration andrews is perfectly cast as the earnest cop a good guy caught up in unfortunate circumstances the acting is fine all around including malden as a tough police captain and tully as tierney s protective father the screenplay by hecht a great and prolific screenwriter is taut and suspenseful and preminger creates a great atmosphere ,1
i guess if you like watching dudes get pumped up to outrageous sizes this is right up your alley otherwise it s an exercise in ego i don t need to do either anyhoo it s of historic interest i guess to see how these muscle positive and brain negative chumps got that way before after and in between steroids but otherwise this isn t going to influence many guys and as for women well i m not one so i can t say ,0
i felt cheated out of knowing the whole story while there could be a twist this twist was so significant that i felt betrayed i believe it could have used a better writer who could weave all the elements of the story together better the writer could have revealed more of the twists throughout the movie rather than all at once at the end that aside i believe that the actors did very well with what they had particularly matt damon who actually had a little character in his character little quirks that weren t egotistic or like a smooth criminal who always knows what he is doing the other main characters were their own separate entities who just happened to converse with one another the cohesiveness of the group in ocean s eleven was gone ,1
oh it really really is i ve seen films that i disliked more due to whatever reason but never have i seen a film that just fails in every single aspect of film making it even fails to fail at film making in a way the hercules in new york could be said to do it s not the film i like the least but it is the very worst film i ve ever seen br br the acting is the first thing that strikes you i ve never seen a worse acted film outside of pornography in fact i ve plenty of pornographic films that are acted a damn site better than this it really is awful br br technically it s terrible the camera work is amateurish the editing is nonsensical i presume they couldn t afford proper sound equipment and this meant that every scene in a car and there s a lot of them has them driving at about three miles per hour and every scene set outside by the same patch of woods and there s a lot of them too is actually dubbed from a studio again lending more to the bad porn vibe br br the plot is nonsensical as many have pointed out i ll defend vampires walking in daylight by the fact that despite it being popularized by nosferatu this was never originally an intrinsic part of the vampire mythos br br speaking of vampire mythos the writer had evidently read carmilla or at very least seen the vampire lovers i m not sure how i feel about this swaying from impressed that a movie this dire has at least some aspirations to a gothic novel i m very fond of or annoyed by its at best sledgehammer references and at worst total desecration of source material at very least the general is an insult to peter cushing though br br it gets two stars however merely because i can t bring myself to vote one star for a film that has or at least purports to have both vampires and zombies in it incidentally i watched lifeforce another film that tenuously has vampires and zombies in it on the same day as this and despite being a rather flawed film itself really comes out a masterpiece compared to this br br so in the end this is not a film so bad it s good or so bad it s in any way enjoyable even drunk it s just a mess and worth no one s time watching ,0
you will recognize the plot immediately daughters of a divorced couple trying to get mom and dad back together again yes that was the theme of the parent trap in the s s and s but here s the spooky thing even though deanna durbin was younger than the year old hayley mills while playing the doting daughter s roles durbin looks much older as in adult and so do all of her so called siblings br br and this confusion between adult and child goes throughout the film the girls are dressed in cute little sailor outfits but look ridiculous in them as the director seems to take pains to point out their ample tops and tushies throughout the film so you re constantly torn between thinking of them as children or women when ray milland and others start hitting on them you get the feeling as if they re pedophiles and you might be one too for noticing those tushies and tops the director was pointing out teens or temptresses little girls or little foxes you are never quite sure what you re supposed to be thinking of them as br br the parents too seem very old and the whole film seems very dated br br it is a rusty version of the parent trap and you should avoid it or at least ensure your tetanus shots are up to date if you don t believe me ,0
man kills bear man becomes bear man bear meets bear man bear stays man bear after meeting bear the end seriously that is the entire plot to this movie yes i simplified it to an extreme but you get the picture i just wish i maybe had not have seen it br br the man bear alluded to is a native american indian that kills a mother of a cub and while that can be touching it certainly lacks to really draw in on the potential conflict between the two parties plus there was a certain misuse of the two moose in the film but that is beyond the point br br overall very much under par certainly needed a lot more to be entertaining maybe more laughs from the secondary characters and more drama between the two main bears thats what separates bad films from the good ones d ,0
this is an unusual film because although it was made by twentieth century fox because it s one of the few pairings of barbara stanwyck and her future husband robert taylor barbara stanwyck had been making films for many different studios rko paramount and selznick at about the time she made this is my affair but taylor was an mgm contract player so he only appeared in this film because he was loaned to fox something studios occasionally did during this era br br the film is interesting because many real life people have roles in the film though the piece is otherwise pure fiction you ll see actors playing william mckinley teddy roosevelt and admiral dewey i can t recall any film with mckinley or dewey in it as a character though i do remember roosevelt from the wind and the lion and a couple other films three cheers for seeing a lesser president in a film as a major character br br the film begins with mckinley taking a young lieutenant robert taylor aside and asking him to be a special agent for him and telling no one not even the secret service that s because the president fears that someone within the agency is tipping off a gang that has been making a long string of robberies all based on inside information so it s up to taylor who is not known for his manly roles especially at this stage of his career to pose as a thug and find the gang responsible and the inside man br br however there are two serious complications first while he is able to find the gang members one of the gang member s step sister is stanwyck taylor finds that he s fallen in love with her but he must also do his duty and turn them in to the authorities second because mckinley is the only other person who knows the truth serious problems develop when mckinley is assassinated and taylor is on death row for the crimes br br the film did a nice job of creating a story and placing it within a historical context while today most people don t remember mckinley nor remember that he was assassinated the film is set in this interesting time period the acting is pretty decent as the stars are supported by victor mclaglen and brian donlevy though i must admit that donlevy s role was pretty tame and ordinary compared to many of his other film roles overall it s very interesting well written and not too sappy in the romance department a good outing for all ,1
this was another obscure christmas related title a low budget mexican production from exploitation film maker cardona night of the bloody apes tintorera which – like many a genre effort from this country – was acquired for release in the u s by k gordon murray judging by those two efforts already mentioned cardona was no visionary – and this one having already received its share of flak over here is certainly no better the film in fact is quite redolent of the weirdness which characterized mexican horror outings from the era but given an added dimension by virtue of the garish color which in view of the prominence of reds – apart from st nick himself the devil plays a major role in the proceedings – throughout was essential anyway in a nutshell the plot involves satan s efforts to stall santa claus christmas eve rendezvous with the earth s children there is however plenty more wackiness along the way to begin with our portly white bearded and chronically merry man in red lives in a celestial palace who apart from accompanying toy maker kids from all over the world on his piano as they sing laboriously for the whole first reel in their native tongue visits merlin – the famed magician at king arthur s court here bafflingly but amusingly prone to child like hopping and mumbling gibberish – once every year to acquire potions which would bring somnolence to the young and render himself invisible by the way the wizard s anachronistic presence here is no less unlikely than his being a cohort of dr frankenstein in son of dracula incidentally by this time he always seems to have gained some excess weight so santa has to work out in order to be able to fit into each proverbial chimney the devil s antics enthusiastically rubbing his hands together at every turn and generally hamming it up to hold up st nick s delivery program then is perfectly puerile indeed their tit for tat shenanigans resemble an old laurel hardy routine more than anything to pad out the running time we focus on three sets of children one the lonely son of a rich couple who wants nothing more for christmas than their company projected as a wish fulfillment fantasy where the boy finds his parents wrapped in extra large packages a girl from a poor family who yearns to own a doll of her own the horned one first tempts her to steal one then invades the little one s dreams – to no avail and a trio of brats who egged on once again by satan think of nothing but causing mischief and eventually fall out amongst themselves there is definitely imagination at work here but it is applied with little rhyme or reason while the overall juvenile approach keeps entertainment unless one counts the film as a guilty pleasure well at bay ,0
ron howard and his editors only had one job to do follow the guidelines of the book which was rich mysterious moving and highly cinematic in its approach br br what they did they changed everything and i mean everything what is left is something that has no right being called angels daemons br br i really love the book and find it very hard to see it being treated this way br br i wonder what was the opinion of dan brown himself for this film br br i really have no patience to sit down and right the changes they made it is pointless ,0
 dracula ii ascension is the story of a group of medical students who come across the body of dracula when a mysterious stranger appears and offers the students million to harvest the body and steal its blood for auction it s an offer they can hardly refuse soon the students also find themselves relentlessly pursued by a vampire killer from the vatican dracula ii ascension is a slightly entertaining horror film that has many flaws the characters are one dimensional and the acting is pretty average there are some good gore effects like really cool double decapitation scene but there is not enough violence for my liking the film becomes quickly boring and forgettable and there is absolutely no suspense so if you like modern vampire flicks give it a look i prefer atmospheric vampire chillers from s and early s like lips of blood the brides of dracula or lemora a child s tale of supernatural to name only a few out of ,0
if you want an excellent survey of byzantine history done in colorful fashion this is for you this documentary would also be excellent for educators who are teaching about roman or medieval history this documentary is divided into three portions first dealing with the fall of the western roman empire the rise of christianity and the beginning of the byzantine empire the second video deals with byzantine diplomacy and the iconoclastic controversy the third and final video explains the decline and fall of byzantium the series is shot in several countries and beautifully integrates byzantine history into the realities of the modern world showing the place of this civilization as part of human civilization in general do take the time to watch ,1
wow what can i say it was a good movie very different to all the boring remakes we see lately the only thing i would have liked to see a bit more of an ending like when jane left her husband im guessing she was going to serena cause she fell for her not just her but everything that she is i so wish producers would actually show that sort of ending instead of leaving to it your imagination sort of ending i really hate it when they do that the aerial acts looked like fun but i guess you d have to be light and muscly i would like to see more movies like this one maybe the could do a sort of sequel of jane and serena if i were in jane s shoes i would have went for the girl too she was attractive ,1
i m a jean harlow fan because she had star quality i don t think her movies are good and i don t even think that she was a good actress but she certainly was great in comedies every bit of comedy in the girl from missouri is very good but this movie is perhaps more like a love story jean harlow is wonderful in this one and you can forget the rest of the cast their performances bring nothing new it always impresses me much to think that harlow s beautiful body was that of an ill woman well in this movie she does look beautiful ,0
a friend brought me this movie and at first i was hesitating the pace in the movie was so slow that it was admittedly boring at the beginning but the life scenes were attractive it s like observing than watching br br it turned out to be simply stunning throughout the film the way how the director handled the life scenes to reflect the reality was confounding but somehow also overwhelming it s like understanding the real life of a lively person than watching a movie br br mr alejandro polanco and miss isamar gonzales did their roles so well that it s more like telling us their own stories indeed they used their real names in the movie ,1
you know as you get older you somehow think the movies you did not like when you were younger might have been because of your youth and inexperience case in point when i saw the godfather at age i thought it was boring years later its an incredible movie to me in other words i grew up and began to appreciate great movies br br so i rented dirty dancing with my girlfriend last night on her request as she loved it at age and i hated it at the same age but i hoped because i was young and stupid at age perhaps this would be a new experience for me so i sat down with her to watch hoping to be enlightened br br well the night after watching dirty dancing i feel a violation i feel like someone reached into my soul and robbed me of hours of my life from watching this cheese fest br br first patrick swayze plays a year old but he looks like he is and the premise of the movie is him seducing some underage teenager wooing her with his dance moves really creepy br br anyway the movie is the cliché plot where the wrong side of the tracks guy and the rich smart girl accidentally fall in love with each other of course their romance is fueled by the fact the rich girl can t dance a lick so the poor hero teaches her in a week to become an expert dancer for the big end of vacation show or something like that br br but you guessed it the disapproving father soon enters and forbids the two to see each other and the movie progresses to secret meetings of dance lessons and love making this all culminates into the final scene where the entire resort rallies around the two young lovers while the once antagonistic father accepts the year old dancer as his teen daughter s new man br br even my girlfriend whimpered at the end of the movie as she admitted it was not anything like she remembered i didn t press her but i did smirk a little and put the godfather part ii in the dvd player ,0
this was a fantastically funny footie film why won t they show it again tim healy was superb as were all the players direction was inspired and some of the gags were matchless the sloping pitch had me on the floor show it again itv so i can video it ,1
each show is excellent finally a show about something other than why it sucks to be married or good looking people talking about why they are like normal people shame it got canceled br br mike scully and julie thacker formerly of the simpsons wrote or executive produced some of the funniest episodes of that series and a lot of the similar style humour seeps in here take officer steve cox and think troy mcclure however it does come with its own unique brand of humour and let s face it a teenage girl will love it just by on the faces alone br br what is it with television that cancel most good shows and we are spoon fed with such abominations as who my mother almost slept with or whatever that show is called please learn a lesson not everything has to be about cuteness or romantic travails or especially reality shows on how to demystify every aspect of life some people actually like to laugh and not have to think afterward well my griping is done for the day now back to the simpsons when is it on oh yes all the time ,1
trying to conceive of something as insipid as the sentinel would be pretty difficult the problems are many the result is terrible and loaded with plot holes br br michael douglas stars as pete garrison a secret service agent who took one for reagan during the attempt on his life years later we find pete assigned to the whitehouse family mainly as a guard for the first lady kim basinger l a confidential troubles arise as we see pete s close involvement with the first lady and a sudden threat against the president himself david rasche united when pete fails a polygraph test he s singled out as a disgruntled agent by investigator david breckinridge kiefer sutherland tv series br br as the presidential assassination plot unfolds pete finds himself on the run from his own people his only confidant is the first lady and she s reluctant to tell anyone about their affections for one another which is why pete failed the polygraph in the first place but is pete really innocent or is he simply trying to buy time until he can kill the president if he is innocent how can he help prevent the assassination attempt while running from the secret service br br the one big overwhelming problem with this film is that there s no justification for the reason behind the presidential threat isn t that what the movie s supposed to be about one would think so but the audience is never let in on why the assassin s want to kill the prez hmm someone forget to put that in the script somewhere br br and what s with david breckinridge s kiefer s new partner jill marin eva longoria carlita s way seems that she was put in the film strictly as a piece of a candy what was her purpose again did she do anything other than look nice in tight pants and a low cut blouse br br there are so many problems with the basic premise of the sentinel as to be laughable the action is too easily stymied by the what the responses sure to be uttered by those unfortunate enough to watch the movie ,0
really really what pleases audience american one in this so called show is totally beyond me what can we learn from these series br br each casino there is spending about billion bucks every year to rent a satellite and enormous quantity of hi tech high resolution cameras for their security team let fbi bites the dust of them br br every security employee must have voluptuous breasts of course natural ones the tits must be shown all the time otherwise they will lose their job br br if the employee happens to be a male he needs to get breasts implanted then go to step br br only in hollywood one can blatantly rip off other show s ideas then implement them as their own and call all this crap original and art br br every security with tits bigger than d is considered immortal and cannot die br br i really would like to have the opportunity to vote with minus values for this one ,0
wow it s even better than i expected the best animated astérix movie ever and it feels so good to hear roger carel doing the voice of astérix again i surely recommend it to everyone who likes the comic books of astérix but i suggest that you go to see the french version cause it surely is the best and you hear the original cast did you know that roger carel has played astérix for nearly forty years i think he did a marvelous job and the song from céline dion at the end fits rally good to the end credits the music is good the drawings are good the actors are wonderful in a word a masterpiece go to see it you will not regret this ,1
following up the s classic horror film carrie with this offering is like ford following the mustang with the edsel this film was horrendous in every detail it would have been titled beverly hill meets mystery science theater but both of those shows far exceed this tripe this film was scarcely a horror film i timed about minutes of gore and minutes of lame high school hazing and ritual wow what a surprise carrie s weird friend commits suicide wow carrie misconstrues her love interests affections wow the in crowd sets up carrie wow the jocks have a sexual scoring contest what this film needed was way more action and far less tired teen cliches this film is totally unviewable ,0
to the small minority seen here praising this film get serious i know it s down to peoples personal opinion at the end of the day but anyone with more than a couple of brain cells can surely see that this is total rubbish so bad it does not deserve to be part of this franchise i can only assume those saying how great this is are friends with somebody involved in the film and are trying to give their career a push poor in every way don t con people by saying otherwise storyline is a weak rehash of the previous entries script is likewise attempts to hide the lack of originality by using a girl instead wow don t disguise the film makers lack of ideas and there is sadly a complete lack of any scares absolutely no redeeming qualities utter utter turd i ve awarded this pair of chancers one mark simply for having had the nous to get someone to fund this piece of crap they must have put more effort into that than they did into actually making the film shame ,0
i didn t know it was possible to release a movie this bad the labeling sounded so promising but you would think that with a cast of at least one of them would be able to act my wife left me and went to bed after the first minutes she made a wise decision ,0
i saw this movie again as an assignment for my management class were to mainly comment on the different management styles and ideas on quality of the product i did rent this one back in the eighties and i remember it to be good but not great movie i ve always liked michael keaton s style and delivery he was a perfect fit for the movie br br i am surprised to see some of the low ratings for this movie i grant you yes it s no oscar winner but it does have decent comedic value it s more of a subtle comedy rather than a all out comedy farce i also find some of those that felt this was an inaccurate film on cultural and business differences i beg to differ i grant you again that there are a lot of generalities and dramatizations but then again this is hollywood film not a documentary from what i ve read about differences between automakers on both sides of the pacific at that time many of the principle ideas were accurate for the time br br some of the basic differences were that japanese workers made to feel as part of the company as a whole teamwork was emphasized they perhaps made the company above all else where american workers had more of a management verses labor type of relationship the individual was more important than the company i ll probably get some hate email over that comment i m sure br br another difference was how quality was viewed and whose responsibility it was to fix in many japanese plants defects or problems are examined and fixed at the time it is discovered rather as one character in the movie put it it was the dealers meaning car dealer problem br br many of these things are probably dated but i m sure some are still around as many us car makers are still struggling to keep up with the japanese if one is more interested in the subject of american european and japanese automakers i can recommend a book that studies this subject in more detail and was done around the same time period the book is called the machine that changed the world by james womack daniel jones and daniel roos it s about a study of automakers during and before the time period that this movie covers parts are bit dry but i think you ll find that it backs up much the movie also ,1
bedrooms and hallways was one of the funniest films of the melbourne film festival from the uk it is about a young crowd of flatmates and their various relationship dilemmas much of the humour is centred around a new agey men s self help group where they pass around various implements like the rock of truth they also go on a hunter gatherer weekend with hilarious results trust me you ll laugh your teeth out ,1
 spoilers in first paragraph this movie s anti german sentiment seems painfully dated now but it s a brilliant example of great war time propaganda it was made back when cecil b demille was still a great director ignore all his later best picture academy awards he never made a very good sound film this movie lacks the comedy of most of pickford s other films and really it was demille s movie not pickford s the vilification of the germans can be compared to the way the patriot of did the same to the british the only good german in the film was a reluctant villain who had the ironic name of austreheim they even had pickford take an ill fated trip on a luxury ship that gets torpedoed by a german submarine so what ll get the americans more stirred up to war the sinking of the lusitania or watching america s favorite canadian import sinking in it all throughout the film demille runs his protagonist from one kind of horrible calamity to another barely escaping death hypothermia depravity rape execution and explosions that go off in just the right place to keep her unharmed the way she is saved from a firing squad is no more believable than the way the humans in jurassic park were ultimately rescued from the velociraptors if i was any more gullible to such propaganda i would punish myself for having a part german ancestry br br was it a good film aside from a humorous running gag about americans abroad thinking they re untouchable – that was apparently a joke even back then – you might not be entertained you ll find it more than a little melodramatic and obviously one sided but the first thing that came to my mind after watching it is that it was years before potemkin s false portrayal of a massacre revolutionized the language of cinema as well as a movie s potential for propaganda it made me wonder what became of cecil b demille somewhere between the advent of sound and the greatest show on earth he seemed to lose his ambition ben hur looked expensive but not ambitious in a sentence this movie is for film historians silent film buffs mary pickford fans or demille fans if such a person exists ,1
i watched this movie for the first time around as a young kid and it scared the jesus out of me i loved it so much and i was dying to get my hands on it br br in i remembered that this movie existed but i had no idea what it was called so i went to the i need to know section on imdb and explained what the movie was about and tried to get the name of it anyway eventually someone on imdb told me so i researched and tried to buy the movie so eventually i got a hold of it on dvd and i now keep this movie as one of my most valuable horror movies i really love it and i think anyone who watches it will be very scared in the woods the next time they go ,1
another good stooge short christine mcintyre is so lovely and evil and the same time in this one she is such a great actress the stooges are very good and especially shemp and larry this to is a good one to watch around autumn time ,1
to think this film was made the year i was born to think people are still having their constitutional rights taken away now in the name of homeland security to think this movie was intentionally banned from the american public punishment park addresses the political divide in the united states better than any movie i ve ever seen had it been more widely seen would it have changed anything a movie like this is so polarizing it has the potential to cause riots it shakes you up and forces you to take sides it makes you face the issue are you for the people s right of dissent in a time of war or for the constitution being compromised in the name of national security the protagonists are forced by the government to race to the american flag in a game that undermines the very ideals the flag stands for the acting is totally convincing so much so i can t see any acting going on here at all if this is a scripted documentary it s more convincing than any reality show on television today punishment park is possibly the most important film ever made it really makes you think ,1
this is an excellent movie and i wish that they would put it out on dvd for people to purchase it is difficult to try to catch it on tv all the time as you do not know when one of the stations will decide to air it can someone tell me what file company make it so i can write to them and see if they will release it to the public i only caught the last hour and a half yesterday and i only got to see it once last year my sisters and i are all looking for it in every store that sells any videos john denver is an excellent singer and actor and the plot line is great they put out some much older movies and i think that is great but there are quite a few that they have not put out and i think if we could contact the producers and voice our requests we might get some of them put out on dvd ,1
i quite enjoyed the wrecking crew which was the last of the three films in this series the first being urban menace which i ve yet to see i know it was baaaaad but the three leads did a pretty decent job all things considered br br this however was truly atrocious ice t was dreadful and he s the producer can t say i ve ever heard of silkk the shocker who apparently never learnt how to spell but his performance was one of the worst i ve ever seen in a movie br br miss jones did pretty well in her small role though she later went on to make some atrocious racist jokes on her radio show after the se asian tsunami plus other occasions sadly way to go girl br br no one else comes out with any credit strangely tj storm and ernie hudson who are both pretty bad here are far better in the wrecking crew which was made along with urban menace at the same time as corrupt how that works i don t know br br i m going to try the ice t commentary now to see whether he apologises for the film or tries to make us think it s a great piece of film making ,0
this was such a terrible film almost a comedy sketch of a noir film the budget was low compared to a blockbuster but still higher than most but its where they ve decided to cut costs that is totally weird some actors are at least competent while others look like they just been dragged off the street one of them being the lead actor hes so very bad that i cringed when ever he said anything he talks through the entire movie then there s the weird costume choices at the start of the movie all characters are wearing s clothes they drive a classic car but the background is a modern day windfarm thats blatantly state of the art and the costumes and some settings continue to follow this s film noir theme then bam in drives a brand new escalade with inch rims wtf same thing again when a guy has a night scope on his rifle you get a shot down its sight hes aiming at a guy with an mp and tactical gear on in a even stranger contrast the locations are brilliant and seem to have cost more than the rest of the entire film the camera shots angles a very good and show these locations brilliantly in the scenes the director has a keen eye for a good looking single shot but no idea how to do much else br br people who should be shot for this film▼ br br the writer the director the casting agent the costume designer br br people who should be tortured to death for their monotone monotonous nails on chalk board voice ▼ br br anton pardoe the lead actor writer producer if you ever seen the movie hostel i wish that would happen to this guy but he doesn t escape ,0
any film about wwii made during wwii by a british production company has no latter day peer in my opinion respectfully the confluence of so many things near and dear to my heart are in at dawn we dive as a descendant of admiral horatio nelson and student of all aspects of world war two and particularly naval warfare i favor depictions of subs and action in the north atlantic and especially those which include the german side of things for those unacquainted with target priorities an attack on an enemy warship is the greatest event that a submarine can hope to encounter and such a rare opportunity would develop surprisingly similarly to what we see here the pacing is deliberate and typical of the works coming out of the ealing rank and british gaumont studios back in the day frankly i prefer its quieter more cerebral approach for its humanity and realism that engages far better than any over produced hollywood movie ever could this reminds me of powell and pressburger s the th parallel thanks to the powerfully persuasive eric portman a favorite of mine john mills receives second billing and a smaller font in the titles so this is clearly meant to be mr portman s film but the whole cast shines as for the title sequence am i the only one who is utterly charmed by gainsborough production s lovely pre cgi gainsborough girl ,1
i doubt this will ever even be a cult film i loved gram parsons to be sure and i did not expect much out of this film and got even less what could have been clever and moving was campy it was devoid of the music that made gram and had more filler than cheap dog food there was no background on gram or the colorful people of that era the characters shown were not familiar to me even as a fan of gram s and all the versions of his afterlife adventures i have heard rock and roll is full of tales good ones too but they should taken with a grain of salt they can be great stories even though exaggerated however this movie took a good story and turned into tripe stealing any dead body and the ensuing implications should never be a dull tale but they made it dull somehow i am tempted to steal every copy of grand theft parsons head out to the desert and burn them all ,0
i found the film quite expressive the way the main character was lost but at the same much more clear about certain things in life than people who mocked him his flatmate for example br br he was tortured and you loved to watch him being tortured it had this perverted side which was frightening but we were all happy to see him come out of the misery again br br it was like a game character or pan man through a mine land or to enemy and we love to watch him under sniper attack or fire but then at the end we are happy to see him survive br br ,1
i rented this tv movie version of troilus and cressida out of my library last thursday and simply could not believe my eyes where should i begin no effort was made to make the play look remotely like it was about the trojan war all the actors were wearing elizabethan dress moreover most of the actors were too old and horribly miscast aeneas with his white beard looked older than nestor troilus was at least hector looked like a spanish pirate ajax was badly played anyway and thersites was a transvestite br br likewise the action is poor the duel between ajax and hector is short and amateurish the camera angle focuses more on nestor s face so we can only see what is going on in the background which is frustrating in itself nor is the battle at the end given it s due respect we do not see troilus and diomedes fight nor anyone else for that matter paris and menelaus just seem to mud wrestle in front of thersites even patroclus death was omitted all this was a major disappointment considering i waded through a very dull and a half hours of bbc costume drama to get to that point br br nonetheless it wasn t all bad i thought the incredible orlando as thersites and john shrapnel as hector were well played even if they didn t look quite right i d say the same about kenneth haigh as achilles since he didn t have the striking countenance and was a bit dry at times spoiler the climax at the end the death of hector was perhaps the best part of the film achilles dialogue here is excellent and sums up the attitude of a cold seasoned murderer however the gruesomeness of the scene when achilles stamps on what was hector s head sets it apart anyway br br charles gray as pandarus was delightful as a sleazy old pervert and i thought the actress playing cressida did an ok job the war mongering troilus however was annoying and i think that the play would have been better perhaps if he had been murdered by achilles instead of a peacenik like hector br br conclusion ok but could have been better if it had had a younger cast and costumes that at least attempted to look ancient grecian not to mention the lack of action ,0
only in the hollywood audiovisual fiction world could anybody including fbi agents be so unbelievably stupid the good guys are stupid enough to pick up everything they re interested in answer phones go up stairways all in search for a demolition expert who s out to get everybody oh yes and then we get the hollywood supervillain he can be shot even if he s got a vest on and then fall down a long flight of steps and then still have the upper hand over his stupid pursuers every cliché you can think of in suspense movies were used i only watched it because yuki amami is so hot oh but yes it s great to see how morally superior this fbi agent is when she s pretty certain that there s a bomb in an opera house and she doesn t sound the alarm who writes these scripts ,0
i had no idea what i was going to see when i decided to view this film and to my surprise its just an extremely well made horror film that is easily one of the best of the s film is of course low budget and this is an excellent example of how the story and style of a film creates chills not special effects strother martin is one of the great character actors of all time and he has a rare starring role here and the film also stars martins good friend l q jones and green acres alvy moore jones and moore helped produce this film as well tv veteran charles bateman is the star and enter the dragon beauty ahna capri is his girlfriend capri is in a bikini at the beginning of the film and she s just gorgeous to look at film does a terrific job of staying with the story and not adding a phony feel good ending and i really liked the way the film ends great atmosphere interesting story and well directed by bernard mceveety martins performance is top notch also as he doesn t hold back at all and really throws himself into the role of doc good and underrated film ,1
i cannot understand the need to jump backwards and forwards to scene set and pad out the plot showing that someone has a skill right before they use it i believe is offending our intelligence it s starting to feel a little contrived and as though they are making up for being so vague for the first three series a little disappointing this episode br br furthermore using past quirks like locke s ability to know when a storm is ending is frankly insulting are we supposed to ooh and arr or laugh at the softer side of locke br br this episode was all over the place ,1
arthur miller has always been known as one of america s great playwrights for works such as death of a salesman and the crucible focus is one of his lesser known plays brought to the silver screen however knowing what a great playwright arthur miller is i doubt that his original play was very much like the movie the movie comes across as empty and formulaic with william h macy as a non jew mistaken for a jew by anti semitic neighbors in wwii brooklyn don t get me wrong the acting is ok and i presume that the people behind this movie were probably trying to make a point about racism but the movie just doesn t work macy laura dern and david paymer just can t create an effective story with the material here ,0
n b spoilers within assigning an artistic director to an operatic production naturally and inevitably means you are going to get a piece of that director s mind but directing a wagner opera is an especially tricky task as he was perhaps the most explicit opera composer in terms of what things should look like and how they should unfold hans jurgen syberberg loads this filming of parsifal wagner s final masterpiece with enough extraneous ideas to cause it to nearly burst at the seams you get more than a piece of the director you get the whole fatted hog and then some syberberg is to be admired for his penchant for tearing back the covers on the uglier aspects of german history but does it work to meld that desire to a wagner opera already brimming with its own concepts br br the scenes with the knights of the holy grail in acts i and iii are especially laden with visual allegory and symbolism these are drawn come from wagner s own time from long before and go well beyond if you know what these things mean they can enrich syberberg s vision for you but not necessarily enhance wagner s vision if you don t know what they mean they re simply confusing if not annoying i won t bother uncoiling the plot of the opera here suffice it to say it is a typical wagnerian synthesis of diverse elements in this case a blending of the holy grail legend with the principles practices and pageantry of christianity the theme of redemption plays the main role here as in nearly every wagner opera br br i personally had to sweat to get through syberberg s first act amidst my jarring acclimation the music saved the day but act ii picks up the pace here we meet klingsor the evil sorcerer out to entrap the wandering innocent fool parsifal the greatest seductress of them all kundry will be used to entice him to the dark side after an initial dalliance with more symbols these get stripped away and the long gorgeous transformational duet between young fool and temptress really takes off finally the film starts working a genuine magic and it is chiefly due to syberberg s choosing to set things naturally and simply suddenly the acting starts to work the expressive actress edith clever and the luscious soprano of yvonne minton team to create a wondrous kundry suddenly the music seems to come to life and make vivid the inner turmoil of the two characters the camera work stays simple and quietly fluid in other words wagner is allowed to tell his story more on his own terms and it works beautifully for me it was the most engrossing part of the film br br with the re entrance of the knights in part of act iii the weird extraneous symbolisms unfortunately creep back in some other loony syberberg ideas using a huge wagner death mask as a major set piece causing the composer s protuberant proboscis to loom comically large dressing the act iii knights in all manner of costumes wigs and makeup what is the director saying that the knights are a bunch of buffoons that they express multiple or timeless layers of significance beyond their surface functions it s anybody s guess the insertion – just after the incredibly touching baptism of kundry by parsifal – of rear projection footage of the conductor rehearsing in modern day realism his orchestra in the studio this completely snapped my dramatic thread requiring a few minutes to regroup the complete avoidance of having any time pass between acts ii and iii when we meet the knight and narrator gurnemanz again he should be an old old man and parsifal should re emerge as a world weary but wiser middle aged man but certainly the most bizarre stroke is to split the parsifal character into male female components some find this the most brilliant stroke no doubt i can credit karin krick who plays parsifal with acting of strength and dignity she also happens to be the best lip syncher of the whole cast but please wagner s conception of parsifal is already so complex his growth from a completely innocent boy who knows nothing of his past to his breakthrough realization in act ii of what amfortas s eternal wound means and how it has become his own to his return as the great redeemer of act iii – this is the journey of a masterfully constructed character the bi sexual emphasis is just gimmicky and absurd and what s with this nonsense about a homoerotic gurnemanz and parsifal can t we just accept a mentor apprentice relationship which is marvelously reversed in act iii br br the monte carlo philharmonic under armin jordan plays with passion and beauty though the chorus is disappointing but after watching this film i only wanted to whip out my solti led recording highly recommended and get my wagnerian bearings straight again the film experience for me ranged from bizarre to entertaining to infuriating to syberberg s credit he s created a visually arresting work and he certainly offers a unique take on an important opera but instead of sticking to parsifal he seems to have wanted to bring in all things wagnerian the man the life the enormous influence all of it in crude symbolic code parsifal the opera is already full of weighty symbolism the grail the spear the holy sacraments baptism amfortas s ever bleeding wound klingsor s self castration the kiss kundry s curse and on and on this is not to mention the musical symbolism sounding constantly in the score in the form of wagner s leitmotif system parsifal itself is one huge symbol getting back to my first paragraph question syberberg s whole hog is all way too much for me but if this project sounds like something to tickle your fancy then go for it i won t recommend just staying away from this you may find yourself heartily satisfied or if you need something to crack your wagner barrier try it but please please don t stop here parsifal is in a late very ripe league of its own ,0
 valentine is another horror movie to add to the stalk and slash movie list think halloween friday the th scream and i know what you did last summer it certainly isn t as good as those movies that i have listed about but it s better than most of the ripoffs that came out after the first friday the th film one of those films was the canadian made my bloody valentine which i hated alot valentine is a better film than that one but it s not saying much the plot a nerdy young boy is teased and pranked by a couple of his classmates at the beginning of the film then the film moves years later when those classmates are all grown up then they re picked off one by one the killer is presumed to be the young boy now all grown up looking for revenge but is it him or could it be somebody else valentine has an attractive cast which includes denise richards david boreanaz marley shelton jessica capshaw and katherine heigl they do what they can with the material they ve got but a lackluster script doesn t really do them any justice there are some scary moments throughout however br br out of four ,0
phew i don t what to say this is a film that could be really good a with a bunch of stoned viewers some of the acting reminded me of john waters early offerings perhaps i should take that back i don t want to insult waters ability as a director storyteller br br i particularly loved the lawyer taking about the full faith and credibility clause it s full faith and credit by the way br br this also reminds me of the conrad boys where the main actor is also the writer director film editor etc those sort of multi involved undertakings such as that are probably best left to very seasoned film professionals who would have the technical ability albeit a stunt some might say to pull something off like that ,0
two soldiers is an excellent example of fine film making the director and producer took a heart warming story and brought it to life with a very skilled and dedicated cast excellent cinematography and very creative artistry br br the relaxed back woods lifestyle of the brothers was depicted with great details and contrasted sharply with the militaristic lifestyle that they were thrust into the interaction between the brothers brought laughter and tears as they struggled with a hard but peaceful life in the back woods of north carolina and an even harder life of war br br the acting was great particularly from the younger brother who is new to the big screen played by jonathan furr to the older brother played by ben allison and the powerful performance by the colonel played by ron perlman the performance was extremely well cast br br it was a pleasure to enjoy the magic of two soldiers and i heartily recommend it to audiences of all ages ,1
i admired rob marshall for chicago but memoirs of geisha turns out to be yet another failure of combing western and asian arts overall the scene is beautiful but after restless emphasis on exoticism oriented scenes some might just find himself fed up with them the excessive cherry blossom was frankly overdone it s probably the cultural difference of perception here the ultimate beauty is not the showy type as truly beautiful geisha would not be the over westernised pumpkin in the movie br br some other comments have rightly mentioned the biggest flaws as a taiwanese i have no doubt the actress are great an actor actress can play any kind of role when he she can look like it gong li is great but the power of emotions that she showed in this movie had not been translated into japanese style all i saw was a bittersweet and jealous chinese woman michlle yeoh one of my favourtie actress did not even look like a japanese some comment has mentioned the peculiar delicate feminine characteristics of japanese women with which i can t agree more these are so delicate that i assume not even all modern japanese actresses are eligible for the roles in geisha let alone the two chinese and one malaysian actress who grew up in different cultures and probably did not know japanese culture that much br br geisha is a good shot for arousing the curiosity of american audiences but it would be an insult for the movie itself and for art alike if the movie wins the oscar for best costume best director or best picture ,0
 the best bit when the dull mobster nicholas turturro calls out to the runaway matthew modine shane come back shane and when the older wise guy asks him what are you doing he replays simply enjoying my time actually like me at the moment br br the most creepy part i ve been wondering all the time of watching where did i see that girl before where where till i found out while the closing credits ohh my god she s elizabeth berkley from the showgirls fiasco but i just couldn t recognize her with her clothes on to tell you the truth i felt a brief tremor she s really cute and nice but maybe hollywood had no mercy at all br br the most sexy bit when berkley says do you mean the stuff which gives you a boner br br the most dull thing the retarded assistant after a day and a night in the back of the car is still alive and healthy at the end moreover the mexican smuggler took bullets at the same car and he s not dead either br br the most ugly thing all of those murdered people as well as the numerous f ward to a boring extent br br the most beautiful thing the crazy clever script with all the funny characters and the tumultuous situations the acting looked sweet also especially from paul rodriguez who stole the show for as he had the best dialogue also br br the most disappointing thing although the direction didn t mess about the story s wittiness at all but in the same time it didn t give it a unique touch a matchless signature some kind of insane hilarity like the one in the story itself however maybe the low production wronged it well and of course the easy tasteless music which could be like that because of cheap production too br br the most confusing part matthew modine is a talented guy but what did he do exactly to be out of hollywood s a list of stars what could possibly be the thing he made or didn t make to end up in light independent jest like the shipment br br the most absent scene where did jose the mexican smuggler go at last i thought that we ll see him again at the end smuggling once more as the surviving little criminal who in a brief gimmick like this could materialize the continuous disorder of such a world br br the most question i had after the end when we ll see the shipment as i m so eager to see that fine small comic hurly burly atmosphere again br br these were my own answers if you interested in giving answers of your own for this questionnaire please e mail me ,1
when i first rented batman returns i immediately thought it was going to be less than exceptional i mean jack nicholson was undoubtedly the best part of the first so without him how could there be a good movie simple throw in danny devito br br batman returns is an arguably more dark movie than batman there are more villains here less actual dark comedy in a lot of aspects and more nerve striking issues however the music is similar to the first if not darker the scenery is definitely more depressing than the first every detail right down to the time of year this movie follows the same comic style format we came to love in the first batman br br now for the performances michael keaton thankfully returns as batman bruce wayne he was great in the first movie and just as much in this sequel there was not enough screen time in the world for keaton as batman need more danny devito gave an award winning performance as the penguin the most grueling disgusting lovable angry evil sad pathetic villain ever to grace a superhero movie you hate him so much yet feel so bad for him at the same time and it explains him down to the last detail too making it all the more conflicting michelle pfeiffer was excellent as catwoman selina kyle two completely different personalities in one she actually got a good amount of back story as well christopher walken didn t disappoint as max shreck the greedy judgmental selfish ceo of the power company michael gough also thankfully returns as the lovable alfred and he was just as good here as well pat hingle also returns as gordon although i feel he was really never in the spotlight br br with lots of great twists and sub plots batman returns is sure to please any fan of the original br br ,1
i liked this show i think it was nothing with wrong with it only that spidey don t punch anyone but only for that the show doesn t suck some people only think this show is bad because of that the story was great and it was fun when other heroes appeared like x men the punisher daredevil and iron man to bad sandman never appear but i kinda like it best spidey show ever my favorite episodes are turning point spider wars the hobgoblin the alien costume mutant agenda br br but there are some episodes that was really really bad like rocket racer and the spot which was embarrassing to watch and i don t like morbius and hydro man first of morbius suck plasma instead of blood and i don t like vampires and it irritates me that he was almost the main villain in season of course i have to mentioned hydro man he was terrible i rather see sandman his last appearance was so terrible and i don t like spidey as the man spider br br but i guess everything than this was bad ,0
a vastly underrated black comedy the finest in a series of grand guignol movies to follow baby jane reynolds and winters are mothers of young convicted murderers a nod to compulsion who run away to hide in hollywood they run a school for would be movie tots a bunch of hilariously untalented kids attended by awful stage moms debbie in her blonde wig i m a harlow you re more a marion davies she tells winters leads the tots at their concert and wins a rich dad weaver she also does a deliciously funny tango and over all gives an outstanding performance unlike anything she d done before the atmosphere is a fine mix of comic and eerie it looks wonderful with great period detail s lots of lovely swipes at hollywood and the terrifying movie tot micheal macliammoir has a ball as the drama coach hamilton starr he purrs two r s but prophetic nonetheless see it and love it ,1
this movie could be likened to comfort food for the soul anyone who has ever tried and tried to save a relationship could relate to this movie so many parts of it are so hilarious and so many parts are so heartbreakingly true it s not perfect in its production or even its dialog but the story is unique which is saying a lot for modern romantic comedies luke wilson is bland at best but heather graham does an exceptional job in my opinion give it a try despite the trite looking dvd cover the character of joline brings a lot of issues up in our culture of self service she asks us if commitment is really for the other person or ourselves truly it is ourselves following through on promises anywhere from marriage to an errand for a friend is a great feeling anymore our word is nothing but a shapeshifting puff of smoke joline is like a wake up call we must be conscious of our words and commitments they mean more than we think at the same time we must not commit to someone who is incapable of doing the same ,1
holden and jones sizzle in this movie but not in the way we think of sizzling today it s very subtle and under the surface yet palpable jennifer jones in particular is so sexually hot in this film much more than a caricature like monroe ever was because she creates a real woman with all facets of womanhood she s intelligent intuitive graceful she s desiring and desirable br br there s a scene on that famous hill where she s lying down in the grass looking up at holden and the expression in her eyes is x rated yet in the context of the scene and character in makes complete sense you don t need to have it all said in the dialogue spelled out like the crude obviousness in most modern films it s all there in her eyes sexy yet elegant what a stunning under rated actress she was i saw her madame bovary for the first time recently and was equally blown away i ll take her over bergman davis or the two hepburns any day ,1
this film was really eye opening i have seen this film several times first when i was four and i actually remembered it and then when i was the whole message that the director is conveying is for everyone to wake up and not make the mistake of leaving god out of our everyday lives or just plain going the extra mile to insult him br br a great movie for non believers and believers alike ,1
this movie was great and i would like to buy it the boy goes with his grandfather to catch a young eagle the boy has to feed and care for the eagle until it is old enough to be sacrificed for the crops the boy saves the eagle from being killed and runs away from the tribe the eagle helps feed him by catching a duck from a small pond the boy scares up later the boy shoots a deer that a bully kid was claiming because their arrows were marked very close the same only until they check the thickness of the red lines do they determine who actually got the deer but this was unfortunate because it made the other boys even crueler to him and at the end he is being chased up onto a cliff but when you think he will fall off his pure love for the eagle transforms him into a golden eagle with only a necklace as a reminder of who he was please if anyone knows where i can buy this movie let me know i haven t seen it for over years but still remember parts of the movie deniselacey yahoo com,1
eric clapton jack bruce and ginger baker re unite to play all their songs from years ago when they formed a trio called cream those were the psychedelic days of england and america and these guys looked it all skinny very long hair wild clothes and loud music they played a combination of rock and blues and it was for the most part good stuff br br well these guys are now something years old and they can still sing and play at a high level as this wonderful dvd concert disc shows us i was always extremely familiar with clapton of course who has never been out of the limelight but i didn t know what to expect from bruce and baker neither of whom i hadn t seen in decades they surprised me when he was young baker was so gaunt he looked like a speed freak near death now he looks healthy in shape and his drum playing was solid bruce looked a bit haggard but his voice is great as good as ever and a pleasure to hear on these old songs this is just excellent material and performing from guys who know what they re doing br br some people criticized this show for being low key i don t agree with that i have no complaints the concert sounded very good the second song spoonful was outstanding the highlight of the concert for me br br highly recommended ,1
i am a fan of randolph scott westerns while some of them are amazingly clichéd as are most westerns of this era his easy delivery and style really elevate the films to classic and near classic status while this film features yet another example of real life western heroes being exploited after their death by hollywood in this case bat masterson the film works well due to him as well as excellent supporting characters one is the always strong acting of robert ryan an excellent actor who is sadly almost forgotten today the other is the ubiquitous gabby hayes who has one of his best roles as the crusty and very colorful deputy here he is more enjoyable than in his many supporting roles for roy rogers and john wayne mostly because his part is better written and he s given more to do br br the plot is pretty much the plot of half the westerns ever made there are some baddies who hire a bunch of thugs to run roughshod over the locals and it s up to a do gooder scott to restore the peace and kill off the villains however how the plot is executed is much better than average and due to this the film is still watchable fun just don t expect a whole lot of innovation or uniqueness unless you want to see what might just be gabby hayes best performance ,1
sensitive film does lack brilliance and to some degree narrative structure but is nevertheless superbly shot and performed however the narrative structure point is debatable while it gives the impression of tying off loose ends nicely in the final scenes and connects its thoughts with what might be described by the modern viewer as a story i m sceptical as to whether this feel needs a narrative structure that is definite and detectable inevitably it will be compared with somersault in that its central protagonist i m not sure that s the correct word is a young and very young looking woman whose newly discovered sexuality both confuses and empowers her although of course cate shortland s film tackles this aspect better but while the possibility exists for reckless viewers to dismiss this film as a cliché peaches is in some ways much more ambitious than somersault perhaps that s where it doesn t quite make it it s certainly very different to monahan s first feature the interview i m not quite sure how the sex scenes between weaving and lung added to the story who knows maybe they did they certainly rammed home the compromised and flawed nature of weaving s character although i personally think this was achieved without the need for these scenes br br just saw the film again br br on a second viewing i can see how some would dismiss it as a telemovie dressed up as a feature but i m not sure how distinct these categories are anymore or even if we should be making that distinction in any case i do think there are enough layers in the film to distinguish it from hallmark efforts on the other hand the film s structure is very formal and its content is hardly challenging at least in the way somersault tom white three dollars the illustrated family doctor look both ways and the human touch are the performances are all good but i did come to the realisation that the main reason i was enjoying the film was because it fit the australian genre without necessarily adding anything and i can understand that this can be a fairly good reason for another person not to like it indeed it wasn t until lung enters the room in her vietnamese dress that the film really begins to pack a punch but that leads us into another debate should we expect that a film must challenge us all the time certainly i enjoy being challenged by a film or a book or other people but is there no room anymore for what is simply a nice story br br i haven t deleted my initial post on this film because i m all too aware of the orwellian overtones of such an act but i would downgrade my initial rating from an to perhaps a br br as for nominations for afi best film my votes go to the human touch three dollars and look both ways and i think look both ways should win ,1
a german freshman stefan hitch hikes to paris during summer break were he falls for a mysterious young woman he meets in the paris freak scene he then follows her in the famous isle of ibiza the hippie joint were meets wolf a man who throws hitler jugend knives owns bars and hotels and keeps estelle under his thumb with dope the couple tries to escape wolf stefan gets hooked with dope and jealousy for estelle who s groovy and a free spirit great photography and music plot is quite usual for the period but it s not an exploitation kind of movie cold and dramatic the moral is quite strong he was looking for the sun but i would not say it s a film against drugs even it puts enphasy on drug use ,1
i saw chan is missing when it first came out about four years after moving from san francisco to new york maybe it was the perspective of a few years away but this movie seemed to capture the essence of the city and its people better than anything else i d ever seen still does it concentrates on one particular community the chinese but that s fine because so much of the city s soul is refracted through the settings the faces and the maybe above all the voices of the characters br br this isn t the tourists san francisco the settings are humble and everyday a taxi cab the kitchen of a chinese restaurant richmond district row houses little chinatown apartments and small business offices the piers a philippine elder center this is what the city looks and feels like day to day to the people who live there even now in the era of silicon gulch urban redevelopment unlike say dirty harry in its own way an excellent san francisco movie as well everything is filmed at street level we come to understand the characters points of view from the perspective their surroundings give them not from some fancy vertiginous shooting br br wang apparently filmed in b w because he didn t have the money to do otherwise yet one of the strongest visual elements of the movie is the natural light he achieves the often harsh pervasive quality of the sunlight is one of my closest associations with san francisco it seems to expose everything bringing the buildings the hills the other landmarks down in scale and in a funny way making the people you pass on the streets seem more individual and potentially closer to you than they might in another place wang s photography perfectly conveys this and even helps the story along at points br br wang captures the speech and conversational style of chinese and other san franciscans better than anyone ever has i think if there s such thing as a true san francisco accent it s what you hear from the balding taxi medallion broker i think who appears talking on the phone in one scene listen to the way he calls the person on the other end ya dingaling br br the story is poignant and despite a few very small missteps makes its points beautifully about the longings that pull at the hearts of people living in old immigrant communities including the justified political and ethnic resentments and little ironic amusements that help to fuel them all this is communicated delicately perhaps why some respondents here think the film meanders it doesn t suffice it to say that the two cab drivers quest for chan becomes a quest for something more personal br br chan is missing finishes up with a chinatown travelogue sequence backed by a goofy novelty song from the s i guess about san francisco and all its crazy diversity an american caricature yes but somehow not entirely off the mark either ,0
i accidentally bumped into this film on cinemax while channel surfing i must admit that what attracted me was christopher walken and the setting was the kind i would like so i started to watch it at first i expected a serious drama film and it seemed like so for a while until i started to giggle here and there and before i know it i was laughing so hard all through the film i really like how subtle and light hearted it is but still has a huge impact on the audience the plot is very simple and it s far from trying too hard to be funny like many hollywood comedies are yet it almost had me rolling on the floor a must see for a nice evening rest or any time in that case ,1
it is not surprising that this film was made by i m at the time it was i m examined the early beauty and tragedy of chosun dynasty life in seopyonje and delightfully explored a well known korean folk tale in chunhyang and these comprised his last two films what is most surprising is that chi hwa seon his offering is not presented in the pansori style of those previous two films br br nonetheless the experienced hand of i m comes through we explore together the life of a real person a late nineteenth century chosun dynasty painter who rides on the edge of modernity but who is not a noble and who because of that causes a stir in contemporary korean society with his fame and his public and artistic expressions of disdain for the old korean noble class and his contempt for would be japanese ruling colonials alike the painter chang seung up known popularly as oh won performed magnificently by choi min sik the famous star of park chan wook s already legendary oldboy becomes more and more influential and therefore more dangerous throughout the film contemporary korean audiences will back a hero like this despite the fact or maybe because of the fact that he was so ostracized in his time i m s sense of simultaneous beauty and tragedy in history remains intact i m is a master at capturing his country s past idiosyncrasies and in this film he almost outdoes himself as expected in an i m film the cinematography is breathtaking the editing is precise and the story is central br br plots are set against seung up family ties are tested and broken scandalous behavior is alleged and is sometimes real all to bring down the man who painted fire but against all the intricacies of i m s detailed but sometimes convoluted account of seung up s life seung up himself somehow manages to survive he becomes legendary because of his ability to perfectly copy famous chinese paintings after only one look art dealers and agents then besiege him and try to make money off oh won in other words lines of people who wish to take advantage of the real seung up an artistic star begin to form but he refuses to be manipulated his cleverness in staving off both the massive hordes and the imperial lackeys impresses the audience if not the cast br br what does seung up think he possesses powerful emotions and opinions about painting such as the aesthetic belief that paintings are living things and are never truly finished he despises those who would try to turn art into profit and he cares not for politicians who use their might to bring artistic beauty around them and then cast off the artist as traitorous but he also thinks that painting plays a role in the coming upheavals horrid scenes involving foreign invaders from france and japan are presented i m s signature historical epic motif and his influence in the realm remains on prominent display in this multi million dollar epic br br the protagonist causes greater grief for himself and those who care for him when he refuses to paint this is when the story takes on a whole new meaning one that is not just political but social in nature i m takes on the issues in laudable realist fashion br br he oh won becomes a jesus figure the people believe him capable of artistic miracles and the government feels it needs his artistic support but the protagonist remains fiercely independent and contemptuous of what others want him to do or be eventually both government and people come down upon seung up in a manner taken straight out of the bible his holiness becomes human his humanity is not accepted he dies for or escapes from the sins of the commoners the art critics the politicians who hound him br br but does he die as with most of i m s films a question remains in this case does seung up really become an immortal hermit the film does not tackle that question it merely presents a possible end for the real man of chang seung up or oh won no death is depicted because no death is known br br it is difficult to find fault with this film but i m has become so good at presenting various historical absurdities in his culture that when he does it hardly surprises anymore as usual for i m s films the cinematography the editing and the writing are all first rate it s a well crafted film imbued with i m s uncanny story telling ability granted he may be best at doing this through the ancient korean musical art of pansori still the film contains stretches of this admirable art form and by the end viewers feel as if they have become privy to a great untold story and they have because that precisely is i m s gift ,1
i am one of jehovah s witnesses and i also work in an acute care medical facility over the years i have seen people die from hemolytic reactions to blood transfusions have attended numerous conferences on blood born pathogens and have seen several patients become seriously ill from pathogens induced by transfused blood i have also heard several jehovah s witnesses being told that they will die if they refuse blood and after years in the field i have never actually seen it happen leaving the question is it really unreasonable to refuse blood transfusions or is the community at large benefiting from the battle on this issue the issue for jehovah s witnesses is a moral one you must abstain from blood is not an ambiguous statement thank you for this movie and allowing comments on it ,1
hm while an enjoyable movie to poke plot holes point out atrocious acting primitive at best special effects all of which have caused me to view this movie three times over the past six years severed ranks among the worst i ve ever seen i m never sure who the protagonists are all i know is that the killer uses a portable guillotine as seen in the dance floor murder scene all in all i don t really like the movie because only the first minutes are enjoyable the rest is a mishmash of confusing dialog and imagery that fail to progress the story to a logical conclusion which i can t remember anyway ,0
i can hardly believe that this inert turgid and badly staged film is by a filmmaker whose other works i ve quite enjoyed the experience of enduring the lady and the duke and no other word but enduring will do left me in a vile mood a condition relieved only by reading the imdb user comment by ali for not only has rohmer attempted with success to make us see the world through the genre art of th century france but as ali has pointed out has shown at the cost of alienating his audience the effects of both class consciousness and the revolution it inspired through the eyes of a dislikably elitist woman of her times the director has accomplished something undeniably difficult but i question whether it was worth the effort it took for him to do so or for us to watch the dull results of his labor ,0
as was mentioned before in other comments the major problem of nva is that it cannot decide what it wants to be slapstick of the cheapest kind or an honest parody of the east german army there are a couple of moments which are quite moving for example when one of the recruits returns from the army prison in schwedt with a completely broken personality but in the end leander haußmann goes for the infantile humour no wonder the film flopped at the german box office as it s historically untruthful to the real situation in those training camps and led by an actor who is unfortunately incapable of giving a nuanced performance br br however there is the camera work of frank griebe who as always does a wonderful job if it wasn t for his beautiful images i would have rated the film far worse ,0
i ve commented once on this chucky great but i had to do it again to say some things about the film when i first saw it in a great balcony in a great theater the film was a lot of fun in the theater and my first chucky film ever in a theater and that was a special moment for me because i cherish chucky the other horror villains are referenced with great coolness and the gore was shockingly great the scene where the gay kid gets nailed by the truck was amazingly cheerful that was a great gore scene and the ending was so bizarre and shocking it made me s my pants the idea of having the seed of chucky was very very bizarre and shocking when i left the theater i just loved it and i could nt believe it was real the bizarre and different qualities of this child s play installment for some reason made me mark it as the jason goes to hell of the child s play series it just had that intensely shocking bizarre and different quality that reminded me of jason goes to hell a sure out of here s how i rank the series i loved it but not quite as much as tom holland s original child s play classic i can t wait for seed of chucky bring it on ,1
in the colonies we re not all that familiar with arthur askey so i nearly skipped this film which had its tcm preview recently on account of the negative comments here on his appearance in ghost train which i expected to be thoroughly annoying instead i was pleasantly surprised to find myself laughing audibly the physical aspects of askey s comedy and his timing when delivering a line suggest what you d get if charlie chaplin and woody allen had a baby there is no comparing him to bud abbott or any of the other usual purveyors of comic relief who turn up in films of this genre one can feel moreover the thread connecting askey to british comedy years later at least it is clear from an american point of view that he has more in common with the monty python troupe than with any of his counterparts over here as for the rest of the film the more movies you ve seen the more likely you ll guess at the ending but it is still quite entertaining and atmospheric and worth waiting for its next appearance ,1
i have always loved old movies but this is one of my top ten favorites it has all the charm s quaintness and good old fashioned romance and it s hilarious to boot barbara stanwick plays an independent single woman who writes cooking home life articles for a famous magazine under the premise that she is a married homemaker even the president of the magazine is under this delusion enter a handsome gi played by the talented dennis morgan just rescued off of a raft along with his buddy his simple wish is to stay at the homey inn the she writes so eloquently about and relax with her famous home cooked meals she now has to frantically find a way to save her job and reputation add to this that her fiancé is in a hurry to tie the knot doesn t help the humor is superb and the chemistry between the leading characters a lot of fun throw in the character actor nicknamed cuddles who fits this name completely it becomes even more adorable this has become my must see movie that i snuggle in with a cup of cocoa each christmas season a wonderful enjoyable movie to enjoy at christmastime or anytime ,1
i would have liked to put but unfortunately i can t who can write so bad scripts i saw the movie five seconds and knew the bad boy would be sutherland needed to pay his taxes when you see how good he was in redford s movie ordinary people and others br br though i don t like it but i had no choice i saw the movie in french but i know that hearing the real voices of sheen sutherland and hamilton would have not change things except maybe making it more pitiful br br what makes me sick is that people earn their living making this bad stuff i forgot to speak about mr waterson far away from the woody allen s movies he once used to play in br br we had another movie on another french channel a silly james bond with brosnan i am not talking about the real bonds with connery please it s the end of holidays wake up ,0
even longtime shirley fans may be surprised by now and forever the movie was filmed with paramount studios – not with shirley s parent company twentieth century fox – in before fox producer darryl zanuck had perfected the successful shirley formula cute songs cold hearts for her to melt young couples for her to play cupid to happy endings thus now and forever falls into the category of a shirley vehicle without the standard shirley story it is an awkward position for any movie but this impressive talented cast makes it work br br gary cooper and carole lombard star as fun loving irresponsible con artists jerry and toni day the only thing that this devoted yet dysfunctional duo seems to hate more than being together is being apart when they are suddenly landed with custody of jerry s young daughter penny shirley temple it is toni – and not penny as many believe – who persuades jerry to give up his criminal career but jerry flounders at his desk job and desperate to prove that he can provide for his new family he soon returns to thieving and dishonesty in a standard shirley device penny tries to melt the heart of crusty curmudgeon felix evans the victim of one of jerry s cons but her attempt fails for evans is revealed to be a con artist himself and he blackmails jerry into helping him steal jewels the drama gunfight death and sorrow that follow all make this film a very unusual one for little miss sunshine there is no happy ending no dancing and only one song sequence the cute number the world owes me a living br br but this does not mean that shirley fans should avoid now and forever rather it s divergence from the usual shirley story make it more interesting and memorable than many of her other films but beware you should avoid colorized version of this film and see it in black and white if you can the color is bright garish and unrealistic and in many scenes shirley s famous curls are actually red instead of blonde yikes ,1
terrible there s no way to get around it a script at the level of one from some mexican soap opera a choice and use of the places of shooting that make the movie labyrinthine and at the same time repetitive and monotonous with disastrous performances of almost the entire cast the references to tarantino s work so poorly made are more an insult than anything else i suspect that was not for the shameless and plot unrelated exploitation of matadinho s generous curves nobody would take the effort to go watch this film to any theater br br these are the kind of films that make me have no desire to watch portuguese cinema ,0
i was pleasantly surprised to find that how to lose friends and alienate people was nowhere near as gross out a comedy as the trailer had led me to expect i rapidly became absorbed in the unfolding of the narrative and remained engrossed throughout pacing of the more visual humorous content was i thought spot on i mean i got the impression i was witnessing pegg s attempts at restoring lost control very much in real time so to speak at other moments there was time allowed to share the main protagonists i e pegg s and dunst s reflection on how events were affecting them and what had led them to where they now found themselves all the characters were well cast to some extent interesting in and of themselves and generally quite likable any apparent ruthless ambition displayed tended to be tempered by a corresponding good natured resilience an entertaining intelligently scripted brilliantly directed and superbly acted film that i would thoroughly recommend ,1
seriously what the hell was this movie about simply stupid i d give it but awful is the lowest you can go seriously this movie is not worth watching waste of time i don t know what the hell is wrong with you guys voting this movie out of i seriously can make a better movie than this hire some other unemployed people n i promise i ll make a movie better than this this movie was so bad that i ll never watch a movie starring steve carrel again bottom line don t waste your time to download it off the net or rent it i d nominate this movie for the worst movie of the century i mean the worst is something gotta give but after that this is the second,0
on paper this movie would sound incredibly boring the idea of a year old man traveling the country side on a riding mower certainly doesn t have much appeal to it but the real power behind the film is its charm and its intelligence writers will not find a better study of what makes a movie work than the straight story br br the perfect example of this is a scene in which alvin meets a runaway teenage girl she s pregnant and afraid of what her parents would do if they found out alvin tells her a story about his own kids long ago he had them each take a stick and break it which they could easily do then he had them bundle the sticks and try to break them that bundle he said is family so many other movies would feel compelled to continue and make sure we knew that an individual could be broken but together the members were stronger the straight story realizes that we re smart enough to understand this and simply leaves us to contemplate the thought and draw our own conclusions br br alvin s journey across iowa is full of such refreshingly un hollywood character interactions each interaction is full of warmth and humor and alvin is so cute riding his mower that we can t help but smile as he makes his way to wisconsin to make peace with his brother lyle who has suffered a stroke and the simplicity of the final scene emphasizes that the real story here is not the destination but the journey it s a journey in which alvin shares his life with everyone he meets to their benefit and ours it s a slow simple relaxing ride meant to remind us of all that we ve lost with the urbanization of america br br the straight story is the rare live action g rated movie that truly should not be missed grade a,1
request you to not watch this movie it starts with a promise and as it goes on you crave for the movie to end predictable not entertaining at all wasted movie save your time and watch better thrillers the synopsis sounds good and that is why i watched the movie but it was way too predictable with nothing to give you a start no great suspense no great direction nothing phenomenal with the acting shy away from this low rating nothing to write about this movie so i am filling up the remaining lines of text so you can imagine how much a time waster this movie is really irritated at how good a premise that was and how bad a screenplay was written out of it ,0
silly hilarious tragic sad inevitable br br a group of down and outs team up with a seasoned crook to elevate themselves out of their poverty great idea if you ignore the screwup factor br br nice to see george clooney doing something genuinely funny for a change the casting is perfect and the acting standards very high although it could be said that the motley crew subject isn t new i think this movie handles it in an interesting and unique way sufficiently so that it stands out from what has gone before br br very well done guys ,1
i don t know what the previous reviewer was watching but i guess that s what reviews are personal taste missed in this movie was the depth a very deep film many layers of emotion affecting undercurrents of withheld love because of submission to societal beliefs taboos of the times and classes race relations not being in a very good state of equality guilt yearning hate confusion very dark emotionally i thought under the skin you have to submit to the aire of it a flowing movie not slow as stated before release yourself to the flow of the film the emotions will show themselves characters reveal their flaws their nasty insides excellent and actually very cruel ,1
naturally sadie sucks big time i have no idea what the people were thinking about when they wrote this garbage this is not funny its not cute in any way shape or form its just disturbing and a waste of money sadie is such a bad actor i lost all my brain cells watching this show it honestly seemed that this show is forced it was such a huge over hyped pile of crap br br this show sucks br br its a waste of time and money don t bother watching this garbage the characters are so stupid and ridiculous in the first season its just dumb and stupid then when i saw the second season i just couldn t take anymore it made me want to kill charlotte arnold the second season is juts absolutely a disgrace to disney this show is also a racist piece of sh ,0
devil dog sets your heart racing it s brilliantly paced the ending comes like a bolt out of the blue and plunges itself into the very centre of your being you ll never look at your dog the same way again in fact you ll start thinking of having it put down by a priest fantastic ,0
well this just maybe the worst movie ever at least the worst movie i have ever seen they have tried out these child of satan the anti christ kinda movies about times and none of them is good and this just maybe the worst of them they think that it s going to be better movie as more they use that fake blood this movie doesn t have any idea in it actors and filming is just terrible cant even make out that line minium of this movie really nothing to tell about but that it s just horrible how they can make movies like that in their right mind just can t understand that this cant be a hollywood movie is it just don t go watch this use your money more wisely ,0
gunga din is based on rudyard kipling s poem the movie is directed by george stevens it s set in india during the th century where three british soldiers have to stop an evil guru and his murderous cult gunga din is a marvelous adventure war comedy with plenty of thrilling moments the three leading men are brilliant cary grant is sgt archibald cutter victor mclaglen is sgt mac macchesney and douglas fairbanks jr the son of the legendary you know who is sgt thomas ballantine let s not forget the other fine players who include sam jaffe playing gunga din himself in a brilliant way the beautiful and gifted joan fontaine is emaline stebbins it s awfully fun to watch the difficulties of tommy s and emmy s wedding plans gunga din is awfully lot of fun it can be funny it can be thrilling it can be everything a good movie requires ,1
i drove from sacramento to san francisco and back to see this movie premiere and really glad i did as a big movie fan and a life long northern californian i was surprised how many oscar winning films have been made in the bay area as a fashion designer who really wants to stay in the bay area as opposed to going to la george lucas comments about persistence community and having a vision really resonated with me br br hey if he and all the other filmmakers can make it in sf so can other artists br br would recommend this film,1
when you pick a movie i hope one factor you will consider are the actors in the movie using their fame to influence the moral fabric of our society in a positive or negative way this is not a political statement this is a moral issue that effects are society when a comedian actor makes curl sexual and racist remarks about a teenager and her father we should ask ourselves do i want to support that behavior in this case mr foxx behavior tears at the social fabric that teaches our youth right from wrong good behavior from bad that loving kindness is better than hatefulness mr foxx should remember he is only entertainment and there is a lot of that out there for us to choose from saying sorry does not get him off the hook it will not undue the hurt or remove the bad behavior he spreads to our youth one way to stop this behavior is to stop being a fan of it no longer see anything they are part of we cannot change them but we can stop the fame we give them ,0
otto preminger s the man with the golden arm is a reference to heroin addiction something that must have been rather risky to film back in fifty years ago the censors today still have a problem with drug content in films br br the lead role was originally offered to marlon brando then snatched by frank sinatra before brando could respond sinatra convincingly portrays a pro card dealer and ex heroin addict who returns home to the city only to find himself battling the demons of temptation br br preminger is one of my favorite directors his anatomy of a murder starring james stewart is a brilliant and revolutionary courtroom drama preminger pretty much helped change the face of cinema back in the s anatomy of a murder was extremely controversial when it came out due to both its plot and content references to rape women s panties seduction etc and the man with the golden arm deals with a topic that is equally volatile br br however preminger pulls it off without becoming exploitative this is like a forerunner to the panic in needle park and bears more than a few similarities in terms of general motifs to the classic billy wilder movie lost weekend starring ray milland these three films in particular are probably the best movies about alcoholism predating the s and still remain relevant today ,1
the motion picture association of america has seen fit to advise potential viewers and this is particularly useful to parents and guardians that this film which is hereby titled frostbite is given a r rating the r rating has specific information which allows any person who not knowing anything about a film to know something about what this film provides the r was instituted for sexual content including nudity and perverse dialog language crude sense of humor and drug use there is no reward in viewing such a film though it would be useful to know if this could be removed as a possibility at all i would as this reviewer remove such a possibility this is a film whereby merely a was not the equal to a number as it did not qualify as a film to be counted in fact such as this purpose is with this film so should such a purpose be with this films place at all this is a unwholesome and undesirable offerring that should of been given a much stricter interpretation because at no point is conduct or language suitable for viewing and this kind of film may wish for a blacklist rather than a stricter definition as to its content it is suggested hereby that the stricter definition would allow it is hereby put forth a criminal charge it may any way irregardless of its rating this is a unsavory world which would damage any persons viewing this film as its purpose is to commit an offense it is an offense and it is offensive in its purpose there is no sense of humor in the film but a depraved and indifferent purpose as to its undesirable underpinning without reservation this is a do not see list and perhaps not entirely necessary to say to any adults considering but to any whose interests concern the environment to which there children grow up in do not allow nor provide any young person the viewing of this film it is unfriendly society often sends the wrong message when these kinds of problems are in the public domain let this not be one of those times ,0
i don t know if this type of movie was as cliché then as it seems to be now br br considering how many bad news bears films had already been released by however i think that this sort of movie was already a tired idea br br a former football player is partially paralyzed in vietnam and is confined to a wheelchair the chicago bears offer him a pr job but he wants to coach at the same time his underage nephew is picked up for armed robbery we are told that he has already been arrested over a dozen times before and he must now serve some hard time which turns out to be less than a year br br of course the kid is actually a good kid who only needs a tough male role model in his life the same goes for all of the kids in the detention facility yes even the one locked up for attempted murder i m sure you already know what happens so i ll try and keep the rest of this brief br br our protagonist becomes the coach of the kids football team he overcomes the delinquents cynicism and earns their respect his team faces off against a local high school team yeah right and they get their butts kicked now determined more than ever to prove himself a worthy coach he demands a rematch will these underprivileged scrappy kids with hearts of gold be able to improve enough to win the rematch awful execution of the football sequences ruins any possibility of excitement in this film coach of the year should get penalized for roughing my brain ,0
of the ten actors who portrayed philo vance in the series edmund lowe seemed the most personable but in this script the audience is way ahead of the famed detective after all when the jockey douglas walton stares blankly in space obviously hypnotized and says something like i must ride and be killed i felt it was dumb that no one picked up on it after he does get killed the police thought it was a suicide because he said he would do it after hated horse owner gene lockhart gets shot and killed frieda inescort does the same thing saying she s going out to be killed and then fatally jumps off a bus i laughed when lowe finally yells i got it as though it were a revelation the guilty party however was cleverly concealed and there was considerable suspense generated when that party starts to hypnotize lowe to get him to jump off a roof ,0
if i had not read pat barker s union street before seeing this film i would have liked it unfortuntately this is not the case it is actually my kind of film it is well made and in no way do i want to say otherwise but as an adaptation it fails from every angle br br the harrowing novel about the reality of living in a northern england working class area grabbed hold of my heartstrings and refused to let go for weeks after i had finished i was put through tears repulsion shock anger sympathy and misery when reading about the women of union street excellent a novel that at times i felt i could not read any more of but i novel i simply couldn t put down depressing yes but utterly gripping br br the film oh dear hollywood took barker s truth and reality and showered a layer of sweet icing sugar over the top of it a beautiful film an inspiring soundtrack excellent performances a tale of hope and romance yes an adaptation of union street no br br the women of union street and their stories are condensed into fonda s character their stories are touched on but many are discarded i accept that some of barker s tales are sensitive issues and are too horrific for mass viewing and that a film with around leading protagonists just isn t practical but the content is not my main issue the essence and the real gut of the novel is lost darkness and rain broken windows covered with cardboard and the graphically described stench of poverty is replaced with sunshine pretty houses and a twinkling william s score br br if you enjoyed the film for its positivity and hope in the face of reality i advise that you hesitate to read the book without first preparing yourself for something more like schindler s list but without the happy ending ,0
if at least the cruelty and drawn out deaths had a purpose to the story to justify their inclusion but the script was just unintelligible and just plain stupid br br it went nowhere the story had no legible continuity it was just a bunch of drawn out pointless snuff scenes and a really stupid ending tacked on as if to say the end beep you my haters and my few defenders for watching my garbage br br i don t get it a masked murderer who never had his mask removed in prison a prison rape scene that was suppose to be the guards raping a a ugly deformed serial killer and getting killed by him and nothing else no explanation no punishment a really weak main cop character that was a waste of a actor like pare who didn t try to off the guy who killed his cops tortured a baby a woman and a dog and sent them to you to watch on video br br cops who for some unknown reason all wandered off in the dark by themselves individually in his farm house at night like a bunch of poorly written teenage characters to be killed one at a time like a bunch of idiots and no other cop hears them die in the darkness one after the other and just keep wandering around for no reason till each is killed in turn br br a bunch of horrible real life animal snuff scenes in the beginning for no reason or explanation was he reminiscing was he watching it to masturbate was it comedy for him what was it nope boll just thought to throw it in to upset animal lovers whatever br br then pare believing the word of a psycho path to let his family go if he kills himself a more gullible stupider cop you never saw in a film br br i dunno why i try not to totally hate his works i try to find some reason to explain a horror writers art but this stuff pure crap br br boll what are you doing anymore i hope you figure it out because i know a lot of more deserving people who can t dream to get the budget you get over and over again to make their movies br br if you want to see boll actually at his best check out postal it was actually okay ,0
this is actually the first movie i ever saw in a theatre where the people didn t leave immediately when the end credits started in stead they remained seated for a few minutes gaping with their mouths open staring in the infinite trying to understand what they ve just seen br br the only thing i can say try to go watch this movie with as little knowledge about it as possible so did i i gave it a ,1
finally after years of awaiting a new film to continue the sexual mayhem of basic instinct we have been given a great sequel that is packed with the right elements needed for a franchise such as this i remember everything about the original the steam the romance the sex the interrogation the music by the master jerry goldsmith and everything else from violence and murder to intense confrontations of all kind make no mistake basic instinct was a real winner for audiences everywhere i can remember in when we were first given the news about such a sequel five years later we have it i never would have thought it to end up such as this when it was declared a dropped project time sure couldn t tell if it was ever a real possibility to begin with well i guess we now know anything s possible in this case even if the original director or writer are not present all we need is the glamorous always reliable sharon stone and we have a done deal please hear me out br br when people say that this film is bad i think it is only due to the fact that the style is extreme and slightly dated i use the word dated only because we have not seen a certain film of the like in many years and audiences have become adapted to the pointless boring storytelling seen in other movies that actually make money and the only reason they make such big numbers is because those films are family friendly who needs hole some and clean of course it s a pleasant thing to have but c mon escapism is really seldom these days and basic instinct gives us real fans what we ve been expecting this film is not an academy award winner nor does it try to be it simply delivers the die hard fans what they have been expecting it s a film for fun movies today seem to take themselves way too seriously but this film is just loose and fun not taking itself seriously not too seriously anyway that said i shall evaluate the film br br the film is a fast paced film from the first second as we see cathernine tremell in a car speeding at mph and enjoying lustful thrills doing so perhaps sex and driving does not mix because our sexy novelist takes a bad turn and well she gets away unharmed but her studly partner doesn t fare too well once again tremell is the primary suspect of the accident and will be put under analyst s and psychiatrists dr michael glass morrissey is automatically drawn to to her from the first moment he meets her like another criminal investigator before him he is entranced and seduced slowly and surely his denial of it all begins to crumble around him as she weaves a spell only she has the power to do tramell is possibly more dangerous now than she was before but like the first one we ll never really know will we once the seduction is in motion jealousy rage drugs and a plateful of erotic scenery ensues br br this film does not recycle the first one but rather mentions the previous films incidents briefly from time to time this is a good thing it lets us as an audience know that the script has been written to bring the level up a notch or two sharon stone dazzles us again as though years has not come to pass her second run of the deceitful novelist is right on the spot as earlier just awesome david morrissey is well cast and manages pretty well the fact that a non popular star was chosen makes his performance all the more enjoyable because we as an audience have no background on him just what we see him perform my final thought to out of so it s not the first one nor can it live up to the first ones prize winning place it can however live up to the standards set by the first film and it does folks it does ,1
final fantasy advent children is and will remain a classic example of style over substance gone wrong instead of drawing upon the memorable characters and captivating mythology of the original game square enix has churned out a frivolous montage of incomprehensible battle scenes yes i said incomprehensible did you know that tifa knows blindingly fast kung fu techniques that magically cause the camera angle to shift every second that cloud can effortlessly suspend himself in midair for a full minute while wildly swinging away with his ton sword the english dub is mediocre while not egregiously bad it is far from well produced the quality is comparable to that of an average anime dub br br here is what i d like to say to the die hard ffvii fans who can t stop gushing over this movie advent children is the best fan service you could have hoped for from square enix but even a trashy cg flick like galerians rion had a better story you ll be embarrassed by this movie and its lack of thought in due time the days of its novelty are numbered br br movies like advent children make me question whether square enix recognizes the potential of its franchises after all and no offense it s a japanese company japanese developers can deliver fun games but most of their offerings are disappointingly shallow they are utter psychos however when it comes to production quality advent children features some of the most breathtaking renders in cg history but that doesn t save it from its convoluted plot and cardboard characters br br any fan who followed this film knows sephiroth comes back bending the story to accommodate his resurrection was a big mistake br br note the one point i give this film is in honor of the enslaved japanese animators who gave their lives to render each bleached blond hair on cloud s effeminate caucasian head ,0
some major spoilers you ve been warned br br i saw this movie yesterday at venice s film festival and i must admit that being a fan it was really impressive excellent graphic excellent music excellent dubbing excellent action sequences and so on but there s a but all the film was thought exclusively for the gamers that have loved it and that can therefore enjoy every single reference character inside joke you should see a joke with winning music that s particularly comic etc a poor man not inside the world of ff will obviously see the magnificence of technical part but cannot grasp the inner satisfaction of seeing e g barret appearing and shooting bahamut totally out of nowhere he ll ask himself who s this guy and i cannot blame him he cannot even understand what a gamer feels when in the opening sequence there s game s opening music nanaki running in the canyon with his two cubs howling at midgar s ruins and then years ago almost all characters have made an appearance or quote including reeve tseng and elena and reno rude were really goofy and comic to see but the final impression the movie left to me was hardcore gamer s final dream but far less for a movie fan ,1
this film is terrible i was really looking forward to it as i thought lantana was great br br the following review may contain spoilers br br br br first the good things it looks great some of the performances are ok the bad things are everything else about it br br the story as you possibly know is about some blokes who go fishing and discover a body with the twist that they find it on friday but continue fishing and finally report it on sunday when they get back into mobile cell phone range however the film takes it s time boy does it take its time getting to this central event br br of the ensemble of characters about a dozen not one seems to like another one which is i suppose consistent because they are all unlikable i was extremely frustrated by the failure to adequately explain how the characters are related and it was not until near the end of the movie that i could vaguely construct the family tree br br it s hard to think of a film us unrelentingly grim which is a failure in the structure of the story as the character s lives seem just as bad before the fishing trip as after once you ve set the bar so high it s hard to up it short of everyone committing suicide br br there are silly lapses in logic the killer dumps the body in the lake and then it somehow drifts miles upstream into the mountains the fishermen walk out sunday morning but for some reason byrne gets home late at night after his wife has gone to bed then first thing the next morning the cops bang on the door to get him to come down to the station um they haven t heard of the telephone down at the station the media know the whole story less than hours after they reported the body br br totally missing from the story is the debate the blokes surely had after they find the body this is a mystery everyone asks them how could you do that and the audience is asking the same question the debate about what to do with the body is the key scene in deliverance i know exactly what i d do in their situation someone needs to walk out to the car drive to mobile range call the cops wait and them guide them back to the location if the others wait at camp and fish who cares br br a lot of all this just seems false the only thing that rung true was that as the girl was black the local aboriginals seized on the fishermen s actions as racist wouldn t have done it if it was a white girl br br throughout there is a curious indifference to who might have killed the girl i think the subject is mentioned once and there is no mystery as the audience sees the killer in the opening scene br br so i m sitting there simultaneously bored and confused when there s a twist not in the plot but the theme suddenly it becomes about the quiet dignity of the bereaved aboriginals leading to a ludicrous ending with some incoherent stuff about black white reconciliation huh br br this is australian film at its finest according to the age ,0
this was a very good s western one of the better ones i ve seen in a decade which featured that genre on screen and on tv it certainly had three big actors on the marquee glenn ford barbara stanwyck and edward g robinson it turns out that ford was the star of this film while the other two stars were in supporting roles ford had the bulk of the dialog he also was the good guy while robinson was the bad guy and stanwyck was twice as bad as robinson she played the real heavy in this film and the character she played was a little too contradictory at times br br ford handled his starring status very ably as he usually did especially in westerns he played a nice guy who didn t want to fight was a peaceful man but if you pushed him look out br br the story had a nice mixture of action and lulls not overdoing either it had an expansive western setting which was put to good use with the cineamascope widescreen it also featured realistic people in a realistic setting that credibility with the characters especially the supporting players was most impressive the men way out shined the women in this film acting and character wise dianne foster and may wynn were weak the only negatives of the production it s easy to see why these two actresses never became stars br br even though it is over years old this western is one you d still find fast enough moving to enjoy no matter how old you are or what you re used to seeing for classic film fans this is almost a must with this cast and good story highly recommended ,1
in a penitentiary four prisoners occupy a cell carrère gérald laroche who used his company to commit a fraud and was betrayed by his wife the drag lassalle philippe laudenbach and his protégée the retarded pâquerette dimitri rataud who ate his six months sister and the intellectual marcus clovis cornillac who killed his wife one night carrère finds an ancient journal hidden in a hole in the wall of the cell they realize that the book was written by danvers geoffrey carey in the beginning of the last century and is about black magic they decide to read and use its content to escape from the prison when they find the truth about danvers fate maléfique is an original intriguing and claustrophobic french low budget horror movie the story is practically in the same location does not have any clichés and hooks the attention of the viewer until the last scene i am a great fan of french cinema usually romances dramas and police stories but i noted that recently i have seen some good french horror movies such as un jeu d enfants belphegor and dead end my vote is seven br br title brazil sinais do mal signs of the evil ,1
this movie is my all time favorite movie it has great acting cute guys and a great plot sean astin is great in this movie it has funny moments sad moments and happy moments who could ask for anything more this movie is great ,1
really really bad slasher movie a psychotic person escapes from an asylum three years later he kills a sociology professor end of scene one semester yesterday later hey that s what the title card said a new sociology professor is at the school she makes friends with another female sociology professor who works there and starts dating another professor the students are all bored as are we br br there are a number of title cards indicating how much time has passed scenes are pretty short and cut to different characters somewhere else making for little progression of any kind a lot of scenes involve characters walking and talking or sitting and talking and serve little purpose despite the passage of time many of the characters are always wearing the same clothing sometimes the unclear passage of time means when we see a body for the second time we ask ourselves how long has that body been there and also at least one of the dead people don t seem to have been missed by others br br the killer manages to kill one person by stabbing her in the breast another by stabbing him in the crotch and another by slicing her forehead is his knife poisoned or something br br the video box cover has a cheerleader there aren t any in the movie the rear cover has a photo of someone in a graduation cap and gown menacing a group of women in a dorm room the central redhead in the photo is in the movie but nobody ever wears such an outfit and there is no such scene the killer is strictly one on one ,0
ineffectual molly coddled self pitying lousy provider jimmy stewart is having a bad marriage to carole lombard after falling on hard times he endures a demeaning job a fault finding passive aggressive over bearing live in mother who is in dire need of an epic smackdown and an endlessly crying baby the movie trowels on failure and squalor to no discernible end do you want to watch a couple bicker with his mom for ninety minutes many scenes feature a shrieking baby the movie fails to elucidate why we would want to endure the mother from hell or why jimmy stewart can t grow a pair who wanted to see this who wanted to see stewart and lombard without laughs or charm br br it s absolutely depressing and unendurable ,0
i am a th grader at my high school in my current world affairs class a kid in my class had this video and suggested we watch so we did i am firm believer that we went to the moon being that my father works for nasa even though i think this movie is the biggest piece of crap i have ever watched the guy who created it has some serious balls first of all did he have to show jfk getting shot and how dare he use all those biblical quotes the only good thing about this movie is it sparks debates which is good b c in my class we have weekly debates this movie did nothing to change my mind i think he and michael moore should be working together and make another movie michael moore next movie could be called a funny thing happened on spetember th or a funny thing happened on the way to the white house ,0
it is is very sad to see someone of the calibre of george c scott in a low budget thriller which would have been better if the original novel was written by graham greene and directed by someone somewhat more experienced in the genre not to mention a better cinematographer there are so many missed opportunities with the scenery and carnival merely glossed over rather than captured to locate the movie solidly in the exotic setting of the novel br br elsewhere in the viewer comments on this site one very astute observer complained about the variety of diabolically bad accents in this film ever since i saw george c scott as rochester in jane eyre i have prayed for him never to ever accept again a role which required him to assume a british accent just every now and then he could just possibly pass for british or a very british sounding south african played obviously by an american actor i can stomach meryl streep s extraordinarily laboured accents both british and australian at least she gets it right even though with every utterance she demands that we marvel at her skill well i am sorry that mr scott is no meryl streep and it just destroys the illusion like having michele yeoh speak excruciating mandarin with a strong singaporean accent in crouching tiger etc br br peterson acts no differently than what we see on csi except he is still very handsome and more or less slim in this movie he is the harrison ford of tv same old expressions for every emotion every situation no on second thought ford has two perplexed pained and happy i have never seen a smile on mr csi ,0
i ve heard people who say this movie is dull dull dull i don t think they were watching the right movie this isn t the prototypical action movie thank god br br this is a psychological drama about the rookie and his mentor that just happens to be about killing people in this way it works extremely well with terrific performances from berenger and zane who doesn t sleepwalk through the movie like he has in other roles he actually looks like he s acting br br i was disappointed with the action towards the end a lot of it didn t make much sense and was unsatisfying given the buildup from the rest of the movie but watch zane s face as he panics alone while berenger does the dirty work ,1
as a fan of notorious b i g i was looking forward to this movie i am unfortunate to see it is a terrible movie jamal woodward is not convincing or realistic enough to portray notorious b i g a lot of the story follows notorious b i g s real son christopher jordan wallace as notorious b i g as a kid unfortunately he is not convincing enough to pay tribute to his father derek luke is just as unconvincing as sean puffy combs in a nutshell no one is convincing enough to play their roles here the big problem with this are these are actual people they are playing it was boring and did not give any information about notorious b i g that fans and non fans alike did not already know i was especially disappointed with angela bassett a very good actress wasted here as voletta wallace the movie slugs and slugs along thinking that notorious b i g fans will spend tons of money on it i am unfortunate to say that that happened it s nowhere close to a good movie i was expecting so much out of it but unfortunately i didn t get anything i wanted from this i think you should definitely skip this one ,0
i watched the film recently and it poorly resembles the book is based on i blame this on poor screenplay and direction some parts were forcibly introduced the gay rape scene for no apparent reason i actually read the book after watching the movie and some years or so after reading it for the first time i found it hard to read and somewhat clumsy too many disparate ideas introduced for no benefit at all other than sensational parts for the time as it covers stuff that was deemed sensitive to say the least during communism i can see the fascination it produced at the time that isn t the case anymore though or maybe i see things differently now or a bit of both the film tries too much to cover many aspects from the book the result being a concoction of scenes that may make some sense to someone who read the book even so this is a film that is difficult to watch and maybe should have never been made ,0
i was happy to find out that at least now this movie is beginning to get the appreciation it deserves just view those votes not top class action like die hard or lethal weapon but still something like a solid out of fine script good actors with working chemistry and a director who knows what he wants sadly this was director harlin s last good film deep blue sea managed to reach an ok rollercoaster ride status but cutthroat island and especially driven are well deserved flops personally i think the turn off at the box office might have been the woman as an action star theme well give her a chance because davis does deliver a performance above par and after all this film doesn t concentrate so much on the feminine side but instead on good ol action buddyism jackson as a sidekick is given a lot of room in here plus his share of action and about a thousand killer wisecracks and on the plot from shane black the writer of lethal weapon and the last boy scout the latter of which as a movie is on very many levels much like this one the theme the clever plot also as good and as underrated overall if one hasn t seen this one yet don t forget to rent it for the next quiet saturday night ,1
people need to give this show a chance the people who write bad reviews there are very few of them are clearly people who haven t seen many episodes one needs to really sit down and pay attention to this show to appreciate it all of the characters are realistic because they have so many flaws they make mistakes but they are realistic mistakes which is an uncommon thing to see on television today also for the most part the acting is superb lauren graham has been snubbed of an emmy for six years now someone needs to give this woman the credit she deserves same goes for kelly bishop who plays emily gilmore so perfectly also it s nice to see a show that can have a young girl at the center of it and not be filled with teen angst rory is a smart girl which is also not seen a lot on television today if only other shows could capture the wholeness of this show ,1
this is another of john travolta s come back movies and if he continues on with characters and movies like this one his come back will take hold br br this is so sweet sickeningly so if you re not into the romance comedy scene if you are this is one innovative romcom every performance including that of skippy the dog was beautiful without much more than a trace of the irreverence found in dogma although as movies go i loved dogma br br travolta is not nearly as brash in his performance as the previews would lead you to believe he is an angel and if you consider yourself to be well read then you understand that angels were far from perfect you will not therefore be insulted by this film even those who are overly sensitive to such things shouldn t be insulted by this work as nora went to great lengths to see to it that it was the least abrasive as possible given the subject matter br br i love this and love it more each time i watch it it s beautiful and sweet engaging and endearing br br it rates a from br br the fiend ,1
i awarded this presentation stars they are all for the script which has been butchered beyond recognition in places what can possibly be said they took one of the finest plays written in the last century and methodically robbed it of its heart humor and humanity i don t really blame the actors who are probably doing their best with shoddy direction and incomplete characters because the very complete characters of the stage version have had their insides and insights ripped out i do very much blame the director who seems to strain to find ways to undermine the script there are so many awkward pauses awkwardly re staged moments and awkwardly re imagined line readings in this tv movie that at times i forgot ever loving the play i m not one of these people who thinks that genius plays are automatically inferior on film quite the contrary but this particular genius play has been tremendously under served by this outing now i hope they ll make a real film of this play the world deserves it ,0
often tagged as a comedy the man in the white suit is laying out far more than a chuckle here and there br br sidney stratton is an eccentric inventor who isn t getting the chances to flourish his inventions on the world because nobody pays him notice he merely is the odd ball odd job man about the place as it were after bluffing his way into birnley s textile mill he uses their laboratory to achieve his goal of inventing a fabric that not only never wears out but also never needs to be cleaned he is at first proclaimed a genius and those who ignored him at first suddenly want a big piece of him but then the doom portents of an industry going bust rears its head and acclaim quickly turns to something far more scary br br yes the film is very funny in fact some scenes are dam hilarious but it s the satirical edge to the film that lifts it way above the ordinary to me the contradictions about the advent of technology is a crucial theme here do we want inventions that save us fortunes whilst closing down industries you only have to see what happened to the coal industry in britain to know what i m on about the decade the film was made is a crucial point to note the making of nuclear weapons became more than just hearsay science was advancing to frighteningly new proportions you watch this film and see the quick turnaround of events for the main protagonist stanley from hero to enemy in one foul swoop a victim of his own pursuit to better mankind it s so dark the film should of been called the man in the black suit br br i honestly can t find anything wrong in this film the script from roger macdougall john dighton and director alex mackendrick could be filmed today and it wouldn t be out of place such is the sharpness and thought of mind it has the sound and setting is tremendous the direction is seamless with the tonal shift adroitly handled by mackendrick some of the scenes are just wonderful one in particular tugs on the heart strings and brings one to think of a certain scene in david lynch s elephant man some years later and yet after such a downturn of events the film still manages to take a wink as the genius that is alec guinness gets to close out the film to keep the viewers pondering not only the future of stanley but also the rest of us in this rapidly advancing world br br a timeless masterpiece thematically and as a piece of art ,1
we went to the cinema expecting a biggish budget release and got an art house movie the movie was projected digitally onto about two thirds of the screen real estate with sloping edges classic of digital projection and had a limited stereo soundtrack which was wasted on the cinema experience br br the content of the film was the same old historical content we have all seen before but heavily sanitized to prevent the audience being sick live action scenes what little of them there were were re used constantly in classic documentary style which became annoying after a while br br i was somewhat amazed that only people turned up to watch it guess the rest knew something we didn t br br i suspect the producers made the film to recognize the ninetieth anniversary of gallipoli i have to question whether they should have bothered br br seven out of ten for trying and out of respect for the anzac s ,1
a film that dramatized an understandable reluctance to face the inevitable coming of the the second world war when a spanish republican sent by his soon to be overthrown government charles boyer infiltrates himself into england looking for support for his cause by trying to influence wealthy mine owners not to sell coal to the fascists back in spain he upsets the locals getting convincingly beaten in one scene and later in the film facing an angry crowd of miners who see him as yet another threat to their shaky livelihood notwithstanding socio economic hierarchy xenophobia and world politics this film expertly delves into a dark and suspenseful intrigue involving unfaithful compatriots played by katina paxinou and peter lorre and is expertly filmed in numerous darkly lit scenes set in a dreary hotel by james wong howe and manages more than once to get under your skin ,1
let s see a couple dozen gary larson gags as well as his illustration style a possibly legally difficult wholesale appropriation of an aardman character a more than generous sprinkling of art direction from various pixar films positively lion king esquire villains living in what amounts to an elephant s graveyard in the middle of farm country oh and a stinking riverdance joke ten years after any possible relevance the kids three and five liked it but boy it was a haul for dad just another weak attempt from nickelodean films to hitch on to the animation explosion i really really wish they had spent a little more money on character design on rendering on a script on a director ,0
alice florinda bolkan a translator living in italy discovers that she has a memory loss and can t recall the last couple of days she starts to follow a trace of memory fragments which leads her to the small town of garma people in the town seem to recognize her and she s beginning to suspect that the re occurring nightmares of astronauts conducting horrible experiments has something to do with her own amnesia br br the movie is interesting and the plot is good but it s a bit to slow moving and arty for my taste the plot takes some nice twists and it s really hard to figure out where it s heading florinda bolkan is good in her role but even better in flavia the heretic and it s always nice to see star child actor nocoletta elmi klaus kinski s role is too small though this is not a movie for the die hard gore hound or exploitation addict but still a very nice hour and a half mystery ,1
every child experiences trauma growing up and every child s active imagination has gotten the best of them but for jake anthony de marco – of the forthcoming clint eastwood film changeling who resembles henry thomas circa the combination may prove deadly br br a lonely six year old whose imagination kicks into high gear when he is crestfallen to learn his quarrelling parents peter sean bridgers late of deadwood and jules brooke bloom cbs miami suddenly decide to divorce leaving him to his own devices and unleashing a new tenant – a zombie in his closet br br jake actually gets this seed planted while playing with neighborhood friend dillon matthew josten who provides him with a print out off the internet of faq re zombies jake is so convinced that one is out to get him – and his family – he begins to hatch a plan of action to protect them before it s too late br br indie newcomer shelli ryan – who wrote and directed – blends domestic drama with underlings of horror but the former smartly outweighs the latter with a decent story buoyed by fine acting de marco is the rare breed of child actor where he is a child and not acting all his nuances are very evident of the awkward shy introverted child that many can relate too i certainly can bridgers makes his cheating husband empathetic in the realization he really loves his son while bloom has the more difficult job of building sympathy as the somewhat lackadaisical mother who is quick to emotions over rationality – it doesn t help when dillon s mother ruth monette magrath who resembles laura dern is constantly feeding her implied information driving a wedge between jake and his dad magrath also has a tough task to make her manipulative character relatively likable but she proves to in a revealing scene that i won t go into detail but shows why she is the way she is and more importantly how she has also affected her own child br br the fillmmaker s subjective camera is also well employed many angles shown form jake s pov at waist level or somewhat skewed i e the upside down shot of peter carrying his son in the same position while having some fun in the backyard and the editing is relatively flawless br br ryan based the screenplay on personal experiences growing up and also witnessing first hand account of a friend going through the same situation and how the affects of adult relationships can be harmful if inflicting their fears anger and stress onto their children here the film is very successful in getting its theme across br br however the horror underpinnings are a little disjointed to say the least but the homage to george a romero s zombie films are shown lovingly by ryan jake s mom is asleep in front of the tv as night of the living dead unspools causing his own belief of the undead to be in their home the metaphor of a monster acting as surrogate to domestic abuse may be a bit heavy handed but again the child s fear of a thing under his bed is universal ,1
i caught this movie on the horror channel and was quite impressed by the film s gothic atmosphere and tone as a big fan of all things vampire related i am always happy to see a new variation of the vampire mythos in this case a ghoul like creature residing in a lovecraftian other dimension the director has done a brilliant job of conveying the dark mood of the subject using the decadent art scene as a backdrop to what is essentially a tale of love spanning time and space the pure love of friendship opposed to the lust for blood and life by the vampires in the story the characters in the story are transported to another dimension by the means of a mind altering substance where a shape shifting vampire creature appears to grant them their hearts desires whilst draining them of their life essence there are some analogies to drug addiction and loss of control and how this affects a group of friends in an artistic circle i enjoyed watching the main male characters in the story chris ivan cevic and alex petrovich who were very attractive hunks always a plus point in a vampire story for the female viewers the special effects make up and creature effects were well done and the set design of the vampire s dimension was very effective all in all an enjoyable take on vampire myths and recommended for anyone who likes their vampires with some intelligence and not just action the only thing missing to make it even better would have been a bit more eroticism and nudity as it would have suited the plot and themes ,1
an excellent movie about two cops loving the same woman one of the cop périer killed her but all the evidences seems to incriminate the other montand the unlucky montand doesnt know who is the other lover that could have killed her and périer doesnt know either that montand had an affair with the girl montand must absolutely find the killer and what a great ending highly recommended ,1
the movie holly is the story of a young girl who has been sold by her poor family and smuggled across the border to cambodia to work as a prostitute in the infamous k red light village in the movie holly is waiting to be sold at a premium for her virginity when she meets patrick who is losing money and friends through gambling and bar fights patrick and holly have an immediate bond over their stubbornness but this is all disrupted when holly is sold to a child trafficker and disappears as movie goers we are then thrust into patrick s pursuit to find holly again holly then shows her willingness to leave this lifestyle but her confusion on what is right and wrong holly carries us through the beautiful and harsh cambodia while discovering that holly is not just one girl she is the voice of millions of children who are exploited and violated every year with no rights or protection br br holly is less extreme than its subject matter might suggest such as documentaries that involve year olds and sexual trafficking but does manage to shed considerable light on cambodian vietnamese trafficking of children into prostitution it is a moving story that helps to shed light on the horrible situation in which many children face and their struggles to trust and realize what is right and wrong br br patrick the antagonist of the film is an american dealer of stolen artifacts who is also losing money and friends while playing cards and getting into bar fights while on a journey his motorbike runs out of fuel and he is forced to rent a room at a brothel during his stay he comes across holly a twelve year old girl who has been sold by her parents and is being abducted into slavery and prostitution holly and patrick begin a friendship of trust and understanding he discovers a clever stubborn girl beneath the traumatized exterior and becomes determined to save her though their strictly platonic relationship is misinterpreted by almost everyone they meet when she suddenly disappears he starts a journey to track her down without having thought if he can really help her br br holly is able to escape on her way to another brothel when she jumps from the truck and runs into a field filled with mines a mine is set off by a cow and the truck driver believes she is dead so holly is then left on her own during patrick s journey to find holly he meets a social worker who tries to talk some sense into him and shares the facts with him that haunts the cambodian region the idea of paying for her freedom simply fuels the demand she explains children in prostitution in cambodia next year it could be i m not trying to save he tells her i m trying to save one patrick discovers that the idea of whisking her to safety is quickly put to rest when the social worker tells him that the us will not let him adopt and although it takes five minutes to save a child it takes five years to reintegrate her into society patrick is not affected by the information and he continues his quest to find holly br br the audience is then shown that holly makes it to a small town and is foraging for food with other homeless children she is then befriended by a local policemen who seem little better than criminals with a badge when they sell her to another brothel and then make a deal to a vietnamese businessman who then takes her virginity holly then seems to think that this is her destiny and when patrick finally find her she is willing to yum yum and boom boom her distant friend patrick is utterly confused by this change in behavior but he is not deterred in his plan to take her away from this world in the end he steals her away and brings her to a safe land in the comfort of the social worker holly is given fresh clothes if feed and brought to a dance class but she is forbidden to see patrick this intense yearning to be in the comfort of patrick s friendship she runs away from the safe house and back onto the streets in cambodia br br meanwhile patrick is dealing with the decision to leave the country and flee back to the united states or to stay in cambodia his thoughts continue to revert back to holly and during a visit to a bar an older male sees the picture he is holding and comments on his sexual appetite when he had sex with her this enrages patrick and he hits the man and runs out of the bar eventually patrick is caught by the police in the eyes of holly who is hiding behind a pole br br the movie holly may make the audience want to donate money towards organizations that improve the life for these poor youngsters and even campaign to reduce the amount of brothels in the region but the film s dramatic weaknesses may reduce its chances of being seen by enough people to make a difference overall i think the concept is better as a documentary and it was not as touching as a movie the actors did a great job of showing their raw emotion and the true confusion of the youngsters who are affected by this lifestyle but in the end the harsh lifestyle of the region and the desperate notions of the parents who sell their children to uphold their own starvation does nothing to help the children s situations ,1
lance used to get quality support work from james cameron heck he even had his own tv show millenium for a coupl a seasons why is he doing this couldn t he find some better way to pay his bills br br i love a good low budget movie some of them you can laugh at simply due to their ludicrous premise their textbook stereotyped characters or often times because the actors are related to the director producers but this movie has no redeeming value i didn t laugh i didn t cry i only had this sick feeling in my stomach that feeling was quickly identified as pity at one point lance henriksen was an a list support actor he s been in terminator he was going to be terminator before arnold showed up aliens aliensiii classic b movie pumpkinhead among so many others i wanted to send him money after this maybe we should start a support lance fund or something br br then again for making this thing maybe not ,0
this movie is an abomination and its making should have been considered a capital crime br br one of the great mysteries of film making is why nobody ever has made a faithful movie adaptation of this wonderful mystery it is a tale of a really gripping mystery nice old fashioned romance and dry english humor why did the makers have to change richard gordon from a scotland yard policeman to an amateur detective introduce the idiotic role and caricature of his english servant change the part of the main storyline about the murder charge and circumstances of gordon s struggle to save the accused etc etc these producers and directors who always think they can make a better story than the one in the book should write the original script themselves and not to rape another person s product ,0
i liked the quiet noir of the first part the acting of pacino and cusak especially their scenes together the moodiness of the setting and the juxtaposition of the old pol and the idealistic youth was effecting i wish bridget fonda had more scenes in the movie she was an earnest and appealing character the film went off the rails for me when the assistant mayor starting snooping around the mafioso to get to the bottom of something his boss clearly didn t want him meddling in nobody in their right mind would meet a mafioso on an abandoned dock in a junkyard here the story became implausible something that i don t understand why did the cop and vito have a shootout if the latter was delivering info that could bring down the corrupt judge ,1
from the mind of robert bloch of psycho fame come four tales of twisty terror in this amicus anthology film which while not quite as much fun or scary as i would have liked still provides for some decent genre entertainment br br it s linked by the wrap around story of a highly skeptical scotland yard detective john bennett who is investigating the disappearance of a prominent actor he s advised that this case is linked to a few others by the house in which they all took place and our film is off and running br br method for murder has author charles hillyer always delightful denholm elliott haunted by his latest fictional creation who has seemingly come to life this sequence has some good surreal and fairly suspenseful moments and is capped by a reasonably amusing revelation and denouement br br waxworks stars horror icon peter cushing as retired stockbroker philip grayson who along with old friend neville rogers joss ackland becomes obsessed with the image of a beautiful woman found in a macabre wax museum most effective in this episode is the dream sequence although it s great as always to watch cushing the final images presented to us in this story are pretty shocking br br sweets to the sweet features another well loved horror star christopher lee as john reid who doesn t treat adorable moppet child jane chloe franks with too much kindness and it s up to new companion tutor ann norton nyree dawn porter to find out why the mystery of this particular episode is handled excellently the film makers wisely don t tip their hand so it comes as more of a genuine shock as we get the full truth of this unhappy family the dying moments are particularly horrific br br the cloak has the most outright comedy of the four jon pertwee one of many actors to have played the role of dr who over the years is a lot of fun as a vain temperamental horror movie star in fact he s the highlight of this story who infuriated with the lack of quality in his latest low budget film goes out and buys his own cloak said cloak has strange powers which i dare not reveal here sexy ingrid pitt is a welcome presence as pertwees companion one wonderful example of the humor here is a knowing jab taken at none other than christopher lee br br the wrap up story then concludes in a predictable but still effective way as detective inspector holloway learns that he should have taken all of the warnings given him more seriously br br underscored by michael dress s unusual striking and eerie score the house that dripped blood is an entertaining mix of stories while i don t enjoy it quite as much as say tales from the crypt it s still good fun capably directed by peter duffell it moves slowly but surely towards each of its chilling conclusions and is certainly a good film of its type br br ,1
the plot intellect is about as light as feather down but the advantage here is the boy and girl classic refusal we have become accustomed to in the gay divorcee and top hat is now absent instead of the typical accidental acquaintance the dancing duo are the former lovers bake baker and sherry martin who are still in love since their dancing days br br of course being a s musical there s the problems of misunderstood romance classy courtship and the slight irritation of a sabotaged audition with bicarbonate soda has costing ginger something rather special and then in the grand tradition of dwindling finances there s nothing better for hollywood s best entertainers than put on a show br br delightful numbers from irving berlin are sprinkled throughout the show top hats and evening dresses are saved right until the end which remains a refreshing change fred and ginger are out again to charm the world and charm the navy everyone and everything is once again just so enjoyable br br pure classic silliness at its best but with astaire and rogers we just know it s got to work br br rating ,1
the bothersome man is a smart surreal movie that makes you reevaluate what you re doing with your life and what makes you tick when you see these people in zombie like trances doing everyday events and realize that s what we do and what we want in real life it really hits close to home this is a surprisingly effective movie that at the end leaves you asking questions about your direction and not so much the movie br br andreas is the main character whose life we get a rd person view of as he tries to adapt to a new life after being relocated in the beginning he seems to be the most popular guy in town as everyone at work caters to him and he s invited to dinners etc a good example of this is in the scene with his new boss who offers him an envelope of an unspecified amount of cash saying here s a little something to get you started andreas even gets a girlfriend minutes into the movie which he eventually moves in with this seems like an ideal living situation as his girlfriend is an established interior designer attractive and doesn t ever nag about anything he does but andreas is unfulfilled with their relationship as with everything else in this world he then begins an affair with a coworker named ingeborg who he eventually leaves anne for and claims he is in love with after telling ingeborg how he feels she tells him that she is also seeing other coworkers and says all of the relationships are nice soon after we see andreas at a train station where he tries to end his misery and to the audience s disappointment doesn t come about still looking for salvation andreas meets hugo who has found a hole which music can be heard coming out of so they embark on a mission to get to the other side will it be better or will it be worse br br the bothersome man shows us society s obsession with appearances and its materialistic mindset it does a great job making fun of us by filling homes with ikea products that the characters spend each lunch picking out i think he is mostly poking fun at the dull scandinavian society and its high suicide rates for example there is a scene in the movie where andreas comes across a man who jumped out of a building and onto a spiked fence also andreas fed up with this world cuts his finger off and then later jumps in front of a train this is one of the most weirdest outrageous scenes i ve seen this world created by lien is equivalent to purgatory where there is no punishment or reward in this world drink after drink andreas never got drunk sex was unfulfilling and no matter how many times he tried he couldn t kill himself this movie reminded me of fight club and how both main characters were kind of out of sync with the world around them in fight club tyler durden creates a second persona that does everything he wouldn t and in this movie the awakened andreas is the equivalent to tyler durden after a while he wakes up and tries to escape the bland life he is now apart of by escaping through a hole in a wall br br lien does a great job with continuity in this movie meaning when a character has a half full cup in his hand and they cut away then come back they have the glass in the same hand and its not full or empty showing that the shot was done another day nowadays directors are more worried about the sound effects and overlook the little things like is that character wearing the bracelet on the same hand as yesterdays filming since i took tv production for three years in high school it s hard for me not to look for continuity or voice overs which drive me nuts lien does the little things well he s got great lighting in each shot never leaves you wondering why something is in a shot and brings about an interesting topic this film really worked for me because it not only mocks scandinavians but the western society and what s wrong with it the only real issue i had was with the man who commits suicide by jumping on a spiked fence because you eventually find out this world has no death but he laid motionless forcing you to assume he was dead and this never gets answered in my opinion br br andreas is the only main character as others come and go and never do more than support his him his first girlfriend anne britt is an interior designer who at the surface seems perfect for him but eventually turns out to be dull this leads him to ingeborg who he starts an affair with and falls in love with he soon finds out that she was with a handful of other men and that what he felt was not real andreas eventually meets hugo in the bathroom of a bar complaining about how nothing tastes good anymore and how he can t even get drunk anymore he follows hugo home to find the hole in the wall with that is filled with children s laughter and birds chirping br br lien doesn t have a lot on the resume but the bothersome man is more than a jump start to a great career but a preview of an up and coming director if this is any indication of his talent and potential as a story teller lien has a bright future and we can only hope that his future movies don t take so long to make it overseas for our viewing pleasure so take a seat and enjoy the ride as director jens lien takes you from the comfort of your home to the dreamlike world that is the bothersome man ,1
i thought before starting with these movie that it might be a good one but when i started with it i found it really awful they said movie is being made in afghanistan but i think of the movie is shot in india you can see indian made cars you can see lars drinking bisleri an indian water brand hindi written on the road you can also see temples in afghanistan hahah its really funny and many more stuff which proves its not shot in afghanistan i think one should not waste his her time watching this movie pure time waste i would recommend to do something else instead of watching this movie or may be might heart is better idea but don t watch this waste of time,0
there s something intriguing about disaster movies the simple primal premise can lead to several great stories granted most disaster movies tend to explore familiar territory instead but i can usually live with that br br unfortunately flood probably marks the low point in the history of this sub genre robert carlyle is undoubtedly the star of the movie even though screen time is split between different locations and characters he gives a barely decent performance as well joanne whalley is very uneven veteran actor tom courtenay he played in doctor zhivago for heaven s sake is particularly bad i mean his timing is completely off most of the time and his characterization is extremely poor what an embarrassing performance for that man the rest of the cast ranges from decent to really bad with one exception jessalyn gilsig whom i thought might be there as a plot device eye candy gives by far the most convincing performance doesn t mean much considering how bad everybody else is but still nice to see that she cared br br the script is really bad confusing and cliché some of the worse lines i have heard in quite some time are delivered by the actors one after the other you ve seen this story a thousand times it employs every dramatic hook and tear jerkers you ve seen in outbreak armageddon the poseidon movies original and remake and many others br br the direction is awful no sense of timing nothing inspired the shots are bland dialog and action both fail to flow editing is bad but how do you edit such a mess without a doubt this movie tried to rely way too much on rather poor cgi the human factor the drama and struggles of the characters are glossed over scenes where the characters must actually face the flood are rare and poorly done the made for tv feel gives nausea some guy is supposed to go down a rope from an helicopter no problem let s show him inside a helicopter and make a really poor cut editing job and have the next frame with him safely on the ground in the most obvious way possible br br the movie score is rather poor all over the place no timing br br the ending is probably the worse i have seen in quite some time very much like they ran out of ideas scrap that you can t run out of something if you never had it in the first place must have ran out of budget br br this is a really amateur job i give it a for using london as a location which is a nice change for gilsig being actually decent in a key support role and for the few cgi shots that were decent those of the water closing in on london and the gates br br do yourself a favor and check out day after tomorrow or just about any disaster movie before this one this includes older classics like the towering inferno ,0
despite having different directors this fantasy hangs together remarkably well br br it was filmed in england nowhere near morocco in studios and on a few beaches at the outbreak of war everything was moved to america and some scenes were filmed in the grand canyon br br notable for having one of the corniest lyrics in a song i want to be a bandit can t you understand it it remains a favourite of many people ,1
 in the line of fire is one of the best thrillers i have seen it builds and builds to a great climax this film really draws you in your heart is beating and you are out of breath from the action the cast turns in strong peformances particularly clint eastwood and john malkovich this film is expertly directed by suspense master wolfgang petersen thrillers don t get much better thn this don t miss it ,1
i think i can safely say without really giving anything away that this movie had no robots in it the guys in robot costumes didn t act or speak as such and the evil entity behind the whole plot isn t a robot either br br the whole thing looks like it was shot in a city park somewhere with photos dropped in the background when the director needed a custom set i can t even use words to describe the acting br br this couldn t even offer the hilarious ending of star crystal in short it is clearly one of the worst sci fi movies of the s and i would be so bold as to say of all time ,0
even though the plot was very well detailed and the story line was understandable the fact that steven seagals voice was dubbed with some one else s through out most of the movie was distressing as you were unsure who was talking there were many parts where he would start to talk in his deep raspy voice and then the next some one else s voice was doing the talking for him i don t know the reason however if he had difficulty with his voice during production of the movie i think they could have re shot the events that did not contain his own voice when he had recovered i have rated this movie out of based on the quality of the film when one pays for a movie whether or not its at the theater or on dvd this movie was not worth the admission price that was charged i have been a long time follower of steven seagal and all his movies that he has done over the past years to date i think this is one of the worst ones we have seen yet,0
i am a german student so sorry for eventually mistakes i m working on it br br the stylistic very interesting converted and with effective sound effects accentuated platitudinous action of the drama deflect in no way from the horrible bad actors insincere and unnatural moves and expressions of feelings and makes so the relatively weird and senseless story less better just the typical slasher genre with in this case very odd action many by plays destroy partly the main story and let the viewers up to the end into the dark create weirdness and let surmise the senses of actions and the point mere hazily for sure its an hit for slasher fans but not for me but although the interesting style of cinematography and adeptly use of light is turned out well br br so not the best one ,0
okay this movie starts out and it looks like it s going to be a cute comedy about a completely obsessed soap opera fan she has no touch with reality whatsoever outside of the soap sort of the inverse of the main characters in pleasantville and runs away to los angeles to meet a fictional character well it is a cute movie but at the same time it is also a dark very violent movie about two hitmen who are out to kill betty for reasons way to complex to recount here either plotline would have been enough on it s own but nurse betty contains both stories at once and the effect is very jarring i didn t much enjoy it ,0
when i was a kid we always used to be babysat and we always used to rent a film or see a film at the cinema this is one of the films we watched this is one of the stupidest films i ve ever seen i think it might even be a walt disney pictures film a martian is dropped on earth turns into a human befriends a human and is trying everything he can to get back home but he is distracted by the wonders of the earth the only good comment i can give is the choice of actors back to the future s christopher lloyd as the martian uncle martin dumb and dumber s jeff daniels as tim o hara elizabeth hurley as brace channing and daryl hannah as lizzie but apart from that it s complete crap poor ,0
i have a high tolerance level for crap so i was looking forward to this it did not disappoint apparently based on sheridan le fanu s classic carmilla it follows a father and daughter hunting a female vampire who luckily happens to be travelling with them then we have santa claus or the general as he likes to be called here running over random zombies did i mention there was a zombie outbreak the dead are returning to life but nobody seems too concerned we have construction worker zombies soldier zombies and even st trinian schoolgirl zombies apparently santa claus is looking for his daughter who has been turned into a vampire oh wait there are no vampires the girl is in a lunatic asylum and carmilla is her nurse or is she the zombies are back and santa s mad lesbian sex i like vampires and i like zombies but i especially like lesbian sex nothing like some simulated cunnilingus to get the juices flowing when are we going to see vampires fight zombies is she a vampire or is she a lunatic or both is carmilla a hot sexy lesbian vampire or a nurse more cunnilingus you can never have enough cunnilingus here come the st trinian zombies chainsaw time more lesbian sex then the zombies kill and eat the vampires i guess the zombies won or did they plot who needs a plot when you ve got lesbian vampires and schoolgirl zombies and cunnilingus ,0
though often considered peter sellers worst film it is in fact an excellent send up of medical corporate corruption and abuses of power often misunderstood the film is actually a departure from the type of film sellers was best known for satirical farce this film had excellent performances by jo ann pflug and pat morita of happy days and the karate kid movies but was marked by its ribaldary irreverence and total madcap demolition of the medical industry of the day it was ahead of its time in taking the outrageous path that the monty python crew would take into the cinema some time later as such it was unacceptable to the traditional peter sellers fan who found the more pointed barbs in this humor to be something to which they were unaccustomed presently peter sellers movies are in demand by fans but this effort where does it hurt has by its nature become almost impossible to find ,1
there s hell to pay when you cross nami matsushima meiko kaji female scorpion and a dangerous group of thugs including their sadistic head pimp and his equally repellent lady operating a prostitution ring with an iron fist does just that hell hath no fury like scorpion and a determined detective gondo mikio narita seeking revenge for decapitating his arm after handcuffing her will do whatever it takes and that includes intimidating anyone who might know her whereabouts to catch nami nami finds an ally in hooker yuki yayoi watanabe who provides her a temporary shelter yuki has a retarded brother who suffered a brain injury during a job and must take care of him in a disturbing revelation regarding incest she also provides his sexual needs she in actuality keeps him locked up in a room while working the streets meanwhile nami is targeted by a vile neighbor once she finds a place of her own she works as a sewer and he threatens to turn her into the authorities nami was an escaped convict who fled a subway from the cops if she doesn t supply him sexual favors his wife dumps a tea kettle of boiling water all over his face and body resulting in death the prostitution clan come looking for nami to pay the debt of losing a very important member of their organization that s when katsu reisen lee the pimp s lover and confidant realizes that the one responsible for the loss of their loyal member is a former inmate of hers scorpion subduing her with an injected liquid drug placing her in a bird cage katsu embellishes in her imprisonment what ultimately fuels nami s rage is watching a prostitute die outside her cell a victim of a forced late term abortion left to bleed to death finding a scalpel clutched in her hand from the operation room nami will break free from the cage and prey upon each member of the clan responsible for the hooker s death the series of scalpel murders provide gondo with an opportunity to catch nami and he ll trap her in the underground sewers below the city but can he catch or kill her especially if yuki comes to her aid br br trust me when i say there was no shackles binding director shunya ito or his film making team because female prisoner scorpion beast stable is yet another perverse deranged and ultra violent entry in the very entertaining series equipped with fine production values and a visually stylistic talent for capturing all of the madness in imaginative ways ito pulls you right or he did me into the twisted drama that always exists when nami matsushima is on screen when you have a protracted opening credits sequence where your anti heroine is fleeing through the crowded city streets with a man s severed arm handcuffed to her the viewer has to know what they re in for the incestuous sub plot is simply bizarre and it s shot in a soft core way with the retarded brother humping his numb cold sister with dead eyes staring ahead and the entire abortion sequence is rather hard to sit through but the abortion angle as disturbing as it is provides motivation for nami s revenge despite nami s imperfect ways and her criminal nature you would rather see her take these cretins out than vice versa interesting angle with detective gondo as well gondo is willing to break the rules and he becomes a force of nature towards anyone who stands in his way of capturing his mortal enemy his fate at the end visiting another enemy of nami s in an isolated cell while she looks on perfectly encapsulates what makes these films so ridiculous yet so entertaining the scalpel murders is a montage of slumping scumbags in various places the blades protruding from flesh with nami leaving the crime scenes very driven to wipe the whole clan out in memory of a fallen victim of unfortunate circumstances while the film is essentially a comic book adventure there s a sadness that permeates and few characters come away without flaws i imagine many will walk away from this scoffing at how unrealistic female prisoner scorpion beast stable is specifically how nami is able to escape capture time and time again accomplishing her goals of revenge paying back all those who have wronged her but i looked at it as a violent action cartoon much like the later s films and enjoyed it for what it was as always this film features some beautiful asian actresses and some colorful heavies meiko kaji almost always reserved quiet yet chilly staring down her enemies with violent intent is in fine form in more ways than one and reisen lee as her cross eyed repugnant adversary runs away with the picture as a perfectly realized contemptibly abusive foe worthy of psychological torment when both are in prison nami s ways of torturing her are sweet my favorite scene has nothing to do with the plot but is so wonderfully wrong features a dog discovering gondo s rotted severed arm walking through a street eventually finding a resting place to chew on it ,1
this film is the worst excuse for a motion picture i have ever seen to begin i d like to say the the front cover of this film is by all means misleading if you think you are about to see a truly scary horror film with a monster clown you are soooo wrong in fact the killers face doesn t even slightly resemble the front cover it s just an image they must have found on google and thought it looked cool speaking of things they found and thought it looked cool there is a scene in this film where some of the gang are searching for the friend in the old woods then suddenly the screen chops to a scene where there is a mother deer nurturing it s young in a glisten of sunlight i mean seriously wtf how is this relevant to the dark woods they are wandering through i bought this film from a man at a market hoping it would be entertaining if it wasn t horror then at least it would be funny right wrong the next day i gave it to my work colleague ridding myself from the plague named s i c k br br bottom line is don t see this film ,0
another attempt by modern japanese directors to redefine the chambara genre successful and not in varying degrees br br buddhist monk has a vision that he is to slay a legendary and very active demon at the gojoe bridge in order to attain enlightenment while not at the forefront buddhist thought is at the heart of this movie much like kurosawa s ran it probably what made the movie the most interesting to me although it s nowheres near ran s league br br stylish visual direction and excellent photography keep the movie mostly interesting throughout the two hour and eighteen minute length the lead actors are uniformly excellent the music is really good the two weaknesses are the story and the fight scenes the movie drags in the middle which could have been fixed by some prudent editing and the fight scenes are mostly filmed in blurry close ups this works for most of the film but the finale feels like a cheat another recent film like this is tsui hark s seven swords great film but the promised fight scenes are disappointing asano really doesn t move like a sword wielding demon his acting is great but he would be an extra in a traditional chambara fight scene br br good movie you ll probably find it interesting just don t expect traditional sword fights ,1
oh boy it was just a dream what a great idea mr lynch is very lucky most people try to tell classical stories this way he can play with his little plantings and his even more little payoffs check out polanski s the lodger for far more intelligent mix of fantasy and reality ,0
this review is mostly all spoilers if you plan on enjoying this film don t read this review br br that s the problem with kids tv nowadays it s all so patronizing and condescending wow that was fun wasn t it no it wasn t and unfortunately it seems to have permeated into children films as well and that is what flight of the reindeer is all about admittedly i haven t seen flight of the reindeer in a few years so i might be hazy on some points but i remember being thoroughly unimpressed with it at the time br br essentially the story follows a lecturer who is given a book for christmas now the lecturer is an esteemed scientist on the flying habits of some animal i think it was bullfrogs anyway through this book mr lecturer family man learns that reindeer can fly in exactly the same way as bullfrogs apparently this book was written by a scientist many hundreds of years ago who disappeared in the north pole now if it were me i would have thrown the book out the nearest window flying bullfrogs are a naturally occurring phenomenon but flying reindeer is a fantastic and wholly unrealistic concept but mr lecturer isn t me so i guess that explains why he decides to fly to the north pole leaving his wife and kid at home with no idea where he s gone of course things go awry and before he knows it a flying reindeer has crashed into his private plane and he s stranded at the north pole br br are you still following this good br br his family of course are devastated i would be too i mean what a suck tacular christmas elsewhere mr lecturer finds himself in a hidden town at the north pole inhabited by midgets and one tyrannical figure who dresses only in red and white rather than try to escape immediately as i would have done he greets everyone there with open arms this hidden civilization of midget monsters and he greets them with open arms oooo kayyyy they feed him this story that they are the elves of santa claus and they spend all year round making toys for kids they have no idea exist and mr lecturer accepts all this he even accepts that santa claus is in fact the scientist who disappeared two hundred years ago or whatever there s just one problem they don t want him to leave the world can t know of their secret existence after all before they d know it there d be a mcdonalds and a starbucks on every street corner br br still with me br br now mr nice guy s family find the book and assume he s gone to the north pole boy wouldn t they be embarrassed if they found out he d just gone for a brisk walk before the audience knows it they re jetting off to spend a christmas in the most authentic winter wonderland on the planet meanwhile mr lecturer gets sick of all the uppity midgets and decides to leave i can t remember exactly but i do recall him holding santa claus to gunpoint a fire fight ensues when the midgets attack and he manages to escape via santa s sleigh with santa hot on his heels and with bloodlust in his eyes mr whatever through some marvellous co incidence finds himself flying alongside his family s plane that is looking for him so he jumps on to their plane the planes flies back and everyone lives happily ever after br br the fact is there have been some shocking films made in the name of christmas over the years but because they feature that festive charm they get away with it and it s that charm that is utterly devoid from flight of the reindeer there isn t much wrong with it nothing which insults the intelligence well obviously there is but it s a kids film and thus can get away with such things or anything particularly offensive but the problem is there is nothing much right about it either it just doesn t feel christmassy and for a film that is all about christmas that it a pretty major flaw but hey i don t think flight of the reindeer s target audience mind about that why should they they re all so doped up on sedatives they probably couldn t spell christmas br br i give it three out of ten if it was a tv movie then i d add another two stars onto it we all know how bad they can get ,0
this was an interesting study in societal sexuality as well as the dark interests of man br br while i can t say the wife was a strong character she was the wrong choice for the part in my opinion she was a rich kid in search of escaping her drool life she was a rebel in fact and never fully matured for her husband a lawyer rickman it s obvious he married her for her money and to cover his sexual desires which is taboo rickman played his part to a tee his flirtations with the young man and very subtle undertones of gayness the young man was gay to the hilt when he did marilyn impersonation that should have told the wife everything he was perfectly cast as well he has hustler written all over him br br i was not crazy about the ending as i knew what was coming overall though the acting from rickman was great reedus was good walker was okay but i had misgivings for a gay themed movie it was average but not blatant at least it s worth viewing if you don t have truly madly deeply lying around for a spin ,1
i saw this movie when i was much younger and i thought it was funny i saw it again last week and you can guess the result some funny parts in it very few and too long the beginning is the only thing that is funny if you ask me br br if you want a total b movie this is a good pick but don t expect too much from aliens dwarf size,0
one of the most important artistic movements in the history of cinema was without a doubt german expressionism the highly atmospheric style of film making developed during the s in berlin classic movies like das cabinet des dr caligari and nosferatu eine symphonie des grauens were the most famous direct results of this movement and while the movement didn t have a long life its enormous influence over cinema can still be felt today specially in the horror genre one of the key figures of this style would be director paul wegener director of s der golem wie er in die welt kam as in his debut as a filmmaker seven years before the making of that classic he was already making experiments with expressionism in film that early prototype of german expressionism was incidentally another horror film der student von prag br br der student von prag the student of prague is the story of balduin paul wegener a student with the reputation of being the best fencer in prague but who always find himself with financial troubles one day balduin rescues the beautiful countess margit grete berger from drowning in a lake after her horse drop her by accident balduin falls immediately in love with her and tries to see her again but soon he discovers that he ll have to compete with her rich cousin graf von schwarzenberg lothar körner who also wants to marry her knowing that he can t offer her much balduin wishes to be wealthy and this is where a sorcerer named scapinelli john gottowt enters the scene scapinelli offers balduin infinite wealth in exchange of whatever he finds in his room balduin accepts the proposal only to discover in horror that what scapinelli wants is his reflection in the mirror br br loosely inspired by edgar allan poe s short story william wilson and the classic legend of faust the story of der student von prag was conceived by german writer hanns heinz ewers a master of horror literature and one of the first writers to consider scriptwriting as valid as any other form of literature written at a time where cinema in germany was still being developed as an art form der student von prag shows a real willingness to actually use cinema to tell a fully developed story beyond a camera trick or a series of scenes like most of the scriptwriters of his time ewers screenplay is still very influenced by theater although der student von prag begins to move away from that style while a bit poor on its character development specially on the supporting characters ewers manages to create an interesting and complex protagonist in the person of balduin br br while der student von prag was paul wegener s directorial debut and stellan rye s second film as a filmmaker it s very clear that these two pioneers had a very good idea of what cinema could do when done properly giving great use to guido seeber s cinematography the two young filmmakers create a powerful gothic atmosphere that forecasts what the german filmmakers of the following decade would do wegener would learn many of the techniques he would employ in his golem series from seeber and rye despite having very limited resources rye and wegener manage to create an amazing and very convincing for its time visual effect for the scenes with balduin s reflection played by wegener too already an experienced stage actor at the time of making this film wegener directs the cast with great talent and also attempts to move away from the stagy style of previous filmmakers br br as balduin paul wegener is very effective and probably the best in the movie it certainly helps that his character is the only one fully developed by the writer but one can t deny that wegener was very good in his role as the poor student who loses more than his mirror reflection in that contract john gottowt plays the sinister scapinelli with mysterious aura that suits the character like a glove few is said about scapinelli in the film but gottowt makes sure to let us know that he is a force to be feared the rest of the main cast is less lucky with grete berger being pretty much average as countess margit and lothar körner making a poor graf von schwarzenberg however it must be said that lyda salmonova was pretty good in her expressive character and fritz weidemann made an excellent baron waldis schwarzenberg showing the dignity that lörner s character should have had br br considering the movies that were being done in those years in other countries and the fact that its remake made years after this film is superior in every possible way it s not difficult to understand why der student von prag hasn t stood the test of time as well as other early films the movie s main problem is definitely its extremely low budget as it resulted in the film being considerably shorter than what ewers story needed to be fully developed this makes the plot feel a bit too vague at times or even incomplete as if there was something missing in the narrative of course there s also the possibility that the existing print is really incomplete however der student von prag is a very interesting early attempt at a complex tale of horror and suspense in film that while inferior to what other filmmakers were doing at the time left a powerful impression in history br br as the direct predecessor of the german expressionist movement it s hard to deny the enormous importance that der student von prag has in the history of german cinema probably in the history of cinema in general it may look dated even for its time but considering the limited resources its director had it s truly better than most films from that era as the movie that started paul wegener s career and with that german expressionism der student von prag is a must see for everyone interested in this slice of film history ,1
i ve just finished seeing the film for the first time in it s entirety although i watched some parts when it was first shown in britain in the mid s i truly believe it to be a masterpiece of late twentieth century cinema undoubtledly a film of this scope raises lots of questions like why are there some narrative differences between the s hermann in heimat and hermann in this film for example in the first film hermann has a fairly significant relationship with his stepfather he funds hermann s electronic music whereas in die zweite there is little mention of his dad until the final episode br br one other point does interest me reading up on edgar reitz i m struck by historical similarities between him and the stefan character spoiler coming in the last episode it is revealed that stefan has won a prize at the venice film festival reitz won an award for best debut work there for his film mahlzeiten reitz s film company is called edgar reitz filmproduktion and stefan s is also eponymously named i m interested in stefan being an autobiographical character because aside from helga he is probably the least likable of the friends br br maybe stefan s a red herring i don t know what i do know is that i loved this film and wish that more were made like it with the exception of michael haneke s cache and werner herzog s grizzly man there s not enough ambition audacity and passion of this sort in modern cinema i can t wait to see number now ,1
in the groovy mid s a scruffy bunch of brash young venice california adolescents from broken homes and the bad side of town known as the z boys turned the previously staid world of professional skateboarding on its ear with their fierce punk attitude radical unconventional riding style and unbridled spirit of pure in your face aggression revolutionizing the sport in the process and paving the way for the many extreme variations on sports that popped up in their influential wake director stacy peralta who s one of the legendary z boys himself relates the incredible exploits of this amazing ragtag crew in a ferociously punchy and visceral manner that s both informative and wildly entertaining the snappy rapid fire editing ceaseless speedy pace and raw gritty photography deliver one hell of an infectiously kinetic buzz projecting a sense of sheer joy and full on bustling energy that s a total pleasure to behold better still this documentary neither sanitizes nor romanticizes its subjects these rough n scrappy lads were so fiercely competitive and out for themselves that they all went their separate ways when the lure of fame and fortune manifested in their lives the ultimate fates of certain guys is poignant and heartbreaking with gifted and spontaneous ace skateboard rat jay adams rating as the saddest and most tragic he blew his chance at the big time and wound up doing time in jail the other dudes are very colorful and personable as well charismatic ball of cocky and defiant fire tony alva in particular comes across as one arrogant yet impressive piece of furiously assertive work marvelously narrated with delightfully easy n breezy nasal nonchalance by sean penn the terrific rock soundtrack likewise seriously smokes but what really makes this documentary such a winner is its refreshing complete dearth of pretense it s every bit as dynamic exuberant and larger than life extraordinary as the gloriously outrageous z boys themselves ,1
steely powerful gangster supreme frankie diomede the always terrific lee van cleef in fine rugged form has himself arrested and sent to prison so he can rub out a traitorous partner sans detection fawning goofball small time hood and wiseguy wannabe tony breda an amiable portrayal by tony lo bianco gets busted as well frank and tony form an unlikely friendship behind bars tony helps frank break out of the joint and assists him on his quest to exact revenge on a rival group of mobsters lead by the ruthless louis annunziata smoothly played by jean rochefort director michele lupo working from an absorbing script by sergio donati and luciano vincenzoni relates the neat story at a constant brisk pace sustains a suitably gritty but occasionally lighthearted tone throughout and stages the rousing action set pieces with considerable rip snorting brio a rough n tumble jailhouse shower brawl and a protracted mondo destructo car chase rate as the definite thrilling highlights van cleef and lo bianco display a nice loose and engaging on screen chemistry the relationship between their characters is alternately funny and touching the ravishing edwige fenech alas isn t given much to do as tony s whiny girlfriend orchidea but at least gets to bare her insanely gorgeous and voluptuous body in a much appreciated gratuitous nude shower scene riz ortolani s groovy pulsating syncopated funk jazz score certainly hits the soulfully swingin spot the polished cinematography by joe d amato and aldo tonti is likewise impressive a really nifty and entertaining little winner ,1
goldeneye is a masterpiece the storyline is amazingly depicted the characters beautifully animated and the weapons are tyte the storyline is so interesting even when you complete every single mission to get more levels you have to beat them on a higher difficulty and the multiplayer mode is so tyte you pick the weapons you want to play with then play me and the three of my friends along with my brother always play goldeneye if you don t have this game i suggest you buy it ,1
this is the first pepe le pew cartoon and in some ways it s very similar to the later ones but in a few other odd ways it is not while the object of pepe s affections is a cat oddly it appears to be a boy cat this whole predicament occurs because a cat is tired of being abused by others and dresses up like a skunk and tries to smell like a skunk so it can be left alone unfortunately this attracts our hero pepe most of the action is pretty typical until the very funny and unexpected ending and this actually makes this one of the best of all cartoons in the series excellent animation though the style is different than later examples excellent writing and a good sense of humor make this one a keeper ,1
a bus drops off a nameless man outside a run down standard oil gas station in the middle of nowhere we never learn where the bus came from or why he is on it or who he even is why is he the only passenger is he a prisoner is he the bothersome man referred to in the title of the movie has he died and gone to heaven or hell like our man we don t get a chance to stop and wonder he is met by a gatekeeper of sorts and shuttled off to a nondescript city from day one all the choices are made for him an apartment has been rented a job has been found an office assigned in fact his life is not entirely unlike life in the virtual reality of corporate cubicles and suburban condos women are heartless dinner parties are a drag office jobs suck but some pieces don t fit the puzzle silently efficient gray clad goons roam the streets are they some sort of paramedics or the secret police and why are there no children is the story even set in the real world whenever we think we might be getting some answers new mysteries unfold the bothersome man leaves you half relieved that it s over half wanting more i hope they make it into a computer game soon ,1
yeah this films is tops cant recommend it more gay or strait its a great doco for anyone who likes film very funny sad and interesting never dull great access a film made with passion and interest in the subject matter some of the performances and just amazing if you only find this film on vhs it is still very worth watching great out of i got to see part of this doco years about ten years ago and did not understand what i was watching the interviews are very revealing about egos of the performers who are like heavy weight boxers trying to punch their way out of the ghetto the filmmaker was apparently a first timer so what an achievement cool track it down ,1
and nothing wrong in that heartily endorse the comments of boblipton and snow leopard br br i m thrilled to find this movie is available on us dvd i ve only ever seen it through once i persuaded the goethe institute here in london to show it in their conrad veidt season some years ago and long to see it again br br barrymore is resplendent when engaged as in this movie possibly because of the prick of having a renowned german actor as a foil and veidt is such a wonderful scene stealer doesn t he pick his nose at one point this is one of the seminal films to connect dr jekyll with th century grand hotel or midnight and the cabinet of dr caligari or the student of prague with the spy in bladk contraband and casablanca br br see it ,1
the show had great episodes this is not one of them it s not a terrible episode it s just hard to follow up the man that was death all through the house and dig that cat he s real gone br br this episode is about a couple that has just been married peggy ammanda plummer and charles stephen shellen in the first five minutes you find out that charles only married peggy for her money the two go on their honeymoon and their car breaks down on a dirt road and they have to seek refuge in an old abandon mansion charles soon finds out a secret of peggy s family br br in my opinion you should watch this episode but just don t expect the same feeling as the rest of the episodes in the first season ,0
i just finished watching this movie and am disappointed to say that i didn t enjoy it a bit it is so slow slow and uninteresting this kid from harry potter plays a shy teenager with an rude mother and then one day the rude mother tells the kid to find a job so that they could accommodate an old guy apparently having no place to live has started to live with his family and therefore the kid goes to work for a old lady and this old lady who is living all alone teaches him about girls driving car and life i couldn t get how an year old guy enjoy spending time with an awful lady in her s sorry if my comments on this movie has bothered people who might have enjoyed it i could be wrong as i am not british and may not understand the social and their family structure and way of life mostly the movie is made for the british audience ,0
i saw this version about a decade ago and have been looking for it ever since i just recently found an original vhs version and purchased it for sounds crazy but if you like me consider it as one of the best the broadway musical stage has ever produced you wouldn t even think twice br br why it s just a little over paying for a broadway ticket today i really hope they re release this in dvd form soon it s a piece of musical theater that screams to be seen by all ,1
i recently started watching this show and i have to say that it really made me laugh you have to appreciate the unrealistic aspects of it along with everything else some other people said this show should have more realistic reactions of the dead among other things if you are going accept that ned can bring the dead back to life you have to accept that the other completely crazy bits of the show i couldn t help smiling after every episode i watched i really think it s great there is a show out there that can take a very strange subject and really make it great to watch i absolutely love the narration i think it adds that extra bit of wonder to the whole show you can t always compare old shows by a writer to his new ones you have to take everything as it s own entity definitely give it a chance and just enjoy the ridiculous parts as they are ,1
in in yorkshire a boy chimney sweep is falsely accused of theft by his crooked master and runs away he falls into a treacherous local river and is transported into an underwater realm where he makes many friends and rescues the mythical water babies from an evil shark br br based on a book by charles kingsley this is a lovely children s film half live action and half animation which is both a grim and evocative depiction of victorian times and a terrifically enjoyable undersea adventure it really is two films in one which somehow complement each other and combine into a much richer whole the animation by tony cuthbert jack stokes and miroslaw kijowicz is wonderful as is the photography by ted scaife and the music by phil coulter and bill martin pender has a great rough diamond quality as the literal fish out of water i love the moment when he s on top of the mansion sees all the chimneys and shouts blimey at the top of his voice mason and cribbins are the filthiest nastiest bullies you could hope to see in a costume drama if you want to see real victorian values don t watch sense and sensibility watch this and whitelaw pertwee who does umpteen voices and percival are all excellent this is how a good children s movie should be good old singalong fun but also just a little bit thoughtful sad and frightening high cockallorum ,1
having only seen two of his pictures previously i ve come to terms with altman before though i always labeled his style of film making boring you just have to be in the right mind to appreciate his crazy genius br br health is fairly underrated and very questionably out of print in fact i don t think it s ever even been issued to vhs why is that when all of these crappy films get dvd releases daily this one is left behind for no good reason honestly i had no real problems with this film it was for the most part consistently amusing and funny almost all of the scenes are mysteriously interesting for some reason be it the wonderful dialogue or the subtle performances there is real skill here br br and paul dooley s stint on the bottom of the pool halfway through is fascinating br br if you can try to find a copy of this forgotten little gem it s not perfect but it s much better than most of the sludge out there getting dvd releases hell i d be happy with a nice vhs copy of this thing br br it s often on the fox movie channel though so look out for it ,1
see no evil is the first film from wwe films yes wwe word wrestling entertainment pro wrestling of course being that it s a wwe film a wrestler has to star in it the wrestler being glenn jacobs aka kane which is not really important as if you didn t know kane or what wwe stood for you would never know it had anything to do with the wild word of wrestling as the movie has nothing to do with wrestling see no evil is gross out horror film it has some moments were the some people may jump but for the most part it s just saying hey look how gross we can get not that there is anything wrong with that jacob goodnight played by kane is sort of a jason type character his mother tortured him as a kid with strict understatement christian beliefs and has warped his mind now he s a big scary chopping killing machine of the movie takes place in an abandon hotel where jacob stalks six teenagers surprised and a handful of adults i could explain why they are in a creepy old hotel but eh who cares despite it s lack of originality see no evil is well made for what it s supposed to be kane plays an awesome killer and needs little make up to be scary one flaw in the movie is the most annoying possibility people survive i really looking forward to having them being horribly killed but alas does not happen i wish the film didn t have the stigma of wrestling attached to it although like i said the film has nothing to with wrestling people are still closed minded enough not to want to see it because given of course if they are a wrestling hater then again the movie may also make money because wrestling fans will want to see it either way see no evil has top notch effects and little cgi and like i said it s quite brutal so like i say it s good stuff if you like that sort of thing ,1
i don t want to spoil the movie for anyone but this mimics life s reality in so many ways and if you are really honest with yourself you will resonate with it in agreement in at least a few of the scenes br br the acting is not only believable but convincing in a way that endears one to the characters moreover it s funny without trying too hard at it br br and yes i truly believe a sequel is warranted here see the movie you ll understand why br br highly recommended especially if you like movies that have a real message ,1
there are so many things wrong with this movie that it is hard to pick just a few let s start with the silly and annoying songs like ride little cowboy which just tended to accentuate the city slickers look of klinton spilsbury the silly kiddie cowboy songs going on in the background during the movie hurt any credibility or momentum that the story had going for it br br i had seen the media hype before this movie was released and i saw klinton spilsbury interviewed on various tv shows and he had a very soft sweet lilting voice his body language was not exactly what people remembered who were fans of clayton moore and the lone ranger tv series spilsbury did not help things by acting like a diva and talking trash about clayton moore after the producers got an injunction prohibiting moore from appearing at conventions and other events as the original lone ranger clayton moore was not even allowed to sign as clayton moore the lone ranger he could only sign as the masked man the incredible amount of negative publicity that this move gave the film was only added to by the petulant attitude of spilsbury who was very quick to tell reporters that clayton moore would be quickly forgotten once the movie came out br br sadly even after the movie was a total flop the company that owned the lone ranger refused to lift their injunction against clayton moore and he was never again permitted to sign anything except as the masked man and he could not don his black mask at any public appearances between spilsbury s diva personality and the negative publicity the movie got it certainly did not help to make a good impression on the public worse yet a few weeks before the movie was finally released the news was leaked that spilsbury s voice in the movie had been over dubbed by james keech because the producers thought that spilsbury did not sound very convincing as a cowboy the ridicule and derision that this news brought on the talk shows and comedy shows of that era put the last nail into the coffin br br but then there was merle haggard narrating his way through the movie apparently the producers were hoping that the macho image of haggard one of the outlaws of country music would add credibility to spilsbury as the lone ranger the narration by merle haggard was just another annoyance that audiences had to deal with at times haggard rhymes his narration and it sounds like some weird kiddie movie combine the rhyming narration with the ride little cowboy songs and any credibility that spilsbury could have mustered was destroyed by haggard and the soundtrack br br tonto was played by michael horse and as others have pointed out horse had a lot more personality than spilsbury in fact perhaps because of spilsbury s allegedly combative attitude during filming it seems like horse was given a lot more dialogue and screen time than anyone would have expected of tonto tonto takes charge and often is the leader instead of the lone ranger i was expecting or hoping that billy jack would make a cameo as tonto s brother it would have made the movie a lot better horse is not only more interesting than spilsbury but he says more and has better scenes perhaps it was a case of horse stealing the show from spilsbury however since the movie was so wretched horse did not get much recognition unlike spilsbury horse has had a very productive career in the film industry br br perhaps the last negative about this movie is the powder blue outfit of the lone ranger the material that was chosen for spilsbury was more powdery blue than what clayton moore normally wore at appearances that choice of color for the outfit just made spilsbury look more effeminate in his role the comic book version had shown the lone ranger also wearing a red shirt and black pants and that alternative outfit would have helped spilsbury look more convincing as the lone ranger br br the supporting cast mostly mailed in their performances they all look as if they were working on a tv episode and nobody seemed very convincing even the villain cavendish lost his edge due to the people around him overall i feel sorry for spilsbury not only did he do a terrible acting job but it is obvious that the production and publicity were horrible and effectively sabotaged any chance the poor guy had even if he had been an excellent replacement for clayton moore i doubt that the movie would have done well as a result of the other factors as it stands this film is funny in a sad way ,0
this movie pretty much surprised me i didn t have very high expectations for it but i was wrong mary rhoda was very funny and well written they didn t spend too much time rehashing the past so they weren t relying on the success of the old tv show to carry the movie overall it was very entertaining br br my girlfriend commented that this could be a weekly sit com and i think i might agree with her ,1
it starts off pretty well with the accident and the decision not to return to la but everything falls into place too quickly there is a decent plot twist towards the end but so many scenes that don t make sense randy played by brian austin green comes home angry and ready to confront people and he takes the time to put on the club when he parks his car in front of his house in the middle of nowhere i don t want to spoil it for anyone who does decide to see it but the last minutes are ridiculous even the acting which wasn t bad early on turns bad towards the end don t bother unless you want to see how bad it is ,0
antwone fisher s story of childhood neglect and abuse is an inspiration to all among us who witnessed or even experienced the plight of foster children abandoned by a troubled mother antwone has never met his father growing up with church going abusers who use the n word not only to intimidate and hurt but also as a term of endearment as a young man witnessing how his best friend is killed in a hold up enduring racial slurs and being teased while serving in the navy antwone s anger is slowly turned into positive power when counseled by a navy psychiatrist and a love enters his life br br the scene where antwone meets his birth mother is one of the most powerful moments in the film stunned by the unexpected confrontation the woman listens in silence to hear the young man tell her how he has lived a life without crime addictions to drugs fathering children left and right all despite his utterly adverse circumstances br br if that scene wasn t powerful enough the very next one drives it home and opens the flood gates a reception to welcome home antwone dozens of smiling faces and open arms announcing that he is part of this great family br br one of the messages delivered by this wonderful film is that there are many well meaning and sincere people working to help orphans and unwanted children even if some of the homes and administrators don t seem to care and appear self serving many do give it their all the character who found antwone s file once he disclosed the circumstances of his birth is one of those bright lights in the darkness of the system br br the dvd includes a french language track various subtitle choices as well as additional features and information about foster parenting br br as a clevelander i appreciated the location footage no matter where you are from you will be deeply moved by this autobiographical gem ,1
i saw this film at the tender age of with a group of friends its reputation had preceded it and though all my friends were also of legal age i alone had the courage to enter the video store and actually rent it we gathered at a house where the parents had left town for the weekend though we sat in close proximity to each other we did not speak or otherwise acknowledge each other s presence as it turned out the film both merited and did not merit the anticipatory shame we felt it did not disappoint in terms of sheer gratuitous content but it disappointed in every other way br br caligula attempts to transcend genres by combining a historical epic with a brazen porn flick it fails miserably in its ambition subjecting the audience to the worst of both worlds the film s obvious selling point is its pornographic aspect and it does indeed provide far more than its share of real graphic sex but in setting this sex in the context of caligula s depraved reign it dignifies the act even less than the average adult movie sex without context might at least be physically pleasurable for the consenting adults involved but pleasure and perhaps even consent are largely absent from the world of caligula in it sex at best serves as an idle pastime and at worst as an instrument of sadistic domination in the present day it is somewhat common to hear words like sin and depravity used facetiously to describe acts which are enjoyable yet considered taboo according to certain moral or religious perspectives caligula takes the viewer beyond the facetiousness by depicting true depravity and demonstrating that no joy or pleasure comes from it br br the historical portions not only fail to meaningfully contextualize the sex they fail to entertain enlighten intrigue or interest the viewer in any way they only provide lengthy stretches of unremitting tedium rarely has a film proved so boring the sex after the initial shock and astonishment fades only contributes to the overall monotony of the picture br br rarely do discussions of this film involve its violence while many films more violent than caligula have been made few can rival it in terms of the shock value of its violence apparenly unrelenting barbarity as well as hyper depraved sexuality characterized caligula s emperorship the violence is even less for the faint of heart than the sex br br a review like this will likely generate as much curiosity as it quells i understand why someone would want to see this film after all i myself succumbed to the same curiosity i simply hope that my review by plainly describing its lack of redeeming value will at least give potential viewers the knowledge to make an informed decision about whether to see it or not my high school criminal justice teacher described police work as hours of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror this statement perfectly describes caligula you have been warned ,0
way to go ace you just made a chilling grossly intriguing story of a necrophiliac cannibal into a soft mellow drama obviously a movie called dahmer would be one of two kinds horror or documentary right this was neither it wasn t close to any detailed facts in fact it barely had any substance at all it wasn t really morbid or scary or didn t even try to be very disturbing as if you would ve had to try what the hell was this writer director thinking here s one of the most real examples of sick serial killers ever and we get badly shot poorly acted gay bar roofie rapes and lengthy droning flashbacks to alone time in his old parent s house i think jacobson was actually trying to present or invent the soft side of j dahmer ,0
this astonishing waste of production money is filmic proof that the rich and famous can be just as stupid and wasteful as politicians from a silly play by tennessee williams and directed with a dead hand by joseph losey and starring taylor and burton and noel coward this project filmed in a spectacular cliff top mountain island mansion in the mediterranean must have seemed a sure fire winner when presented to universal in the result is so absurd and tedious that it almost defies belief visually the film is spectacular but that is the force of nature that has allowed the setting and the fact that a real home is used instead of a set the shrill antics of a screeching taylor burton s half asleep wanderings the loony dialog noel coward laughing at himself the ridiculous story and plot devices and the absurd costuming simply irritate the viewer boom is a disgrace a waste of money and talent and clear proof that lauded famous people can be idiots just like the rest of the planet s plebs not even fun just terrible and mad shocking waste ,0
so seagal plays a dea detective named john hatcher who lost his partner on a drug investigation into surprise surprise colombia not to brag or anything but my father was born and raised in colombia hence my last name and now he s a doctor in california so no matter what the movies would have you believe there are some things other than drug dealers and cocaine that come out of colombia br br at any rate in a drug bust gone bad hatcher loses his partner and accidentally kills a naked colombian prostitute inspiring him to go to confession somewhere that i have never seen him go before in any of his movies before or since it was actually pretty interesting seagal has a tendency to come off as almost asexual the way he never gets much involved with women other than as a plot device and the way the occasional seduction attempt whether by a stripper or by a lover never piques the slightest bit of interest from him he s all get the bad guys all the time br br but in the confession booth he confesses to having lied sold drugs falsified evidence and even slept with informants in order to get the information he needed to put the bad guys behind bars i hope i m not getting in trouble with god by telling you this the priest tells him to go to his family so he decides it s time to retire from the force br br the next third of the movie is an exercise in the paper thin characterization characteristic of seagal s films marked for death is the story of seagal against a band of mystic jamaican drug dealers and these guys have no discretions about pushing their products in broad daylight br br hatcher goes back to visit his old high school coach max a minimal effort by keith david and right in the middle of practice there are some of these dread locked crackheads sitting right there in the bleachers peddling crack to some bookworm looking high school girls br br maybe i just had a sheltered experience in high school but i didn t know crack dealers and crackheads hung out at school in the middle of the day at any rate it s not long before hatcher learns how evil these guys are they re not just peddling crack to high school kids but the coach has been losing football players regularly to their drugs they engage in smartass stare downs with max and since that s not enough his year old niece died in their crackhouse br br ah ok we get the picture i m sure they also torture puppies and beat up old women and maybe steal candy from children too just for good measure is it really this hard to establish who the bad guys are year old niece died in their crackhouse wow br br anyway not only does the movie not know how to develop villains without resorting to what basically boils down to movie name calling where evil deeds are shallowly assigned to them through dialogue but they also don t know how they should act br br the leader of the drug dealers is named screwface and i suppose that alone should tell you something about the kind of movie this is screwface is a cartoonish jamaican man with these bright bizarrely green eyes which i am guess must be an important part of his character because he spends a good majority of his screen time with his eyes half bulging out of his head his favorite means of intimidation is to scream really loud in his wildly overblown jamaican accent with his face quite literally less than an inch away from whoever he s yelling at this guy likes to get so into guys faces that he has to turn his head to the side so their noses don t touch all i could think about was how the poor guys would deal with his breath br br man they do not want you to forget that these guys are jamaican by the way their accents are so exaggerated and overblown that for most of the movie it s nearly impossible to understand them not that it matters it doesn t matter what they re saying all you need to know is that everything that comes out of their mouths is some kind of evil drug related thing they re just the psychos that peddle drugs and kill people the movie must have been a huge hit in jamaica br br my biggest problem with the movie is that the theatrics particularly of the bad guys as i ve described are spectacularly goofy even for a seagal film they are so cartoonish and weird that it s impossible to take them as anything other than a goofball b movie creation something slapped together to provide fodder to whom seagal can distribute his characteristic brand of smack down retribution br br but there is also a bizarre kind of mysticism in the movie that just makes it all come off as weird for example a mystic i guess you would call her at one point puts some kind of curse on screwface by if i remember correctly spitting mouthfuls of bacardi onto a live rooster that s hanging upside down before beheading it and dripping its blood onto a picture of screwface hmm interesting br br sadly it s this same woman that warns hatcher that his family has been marked for death by these people meaning they ve got some voodoo hex on them not to belittle anyone but if i was told that my family had been cursed by people like that i would just laugh at it hatcher doesn t strike me as the kind of guy to take much stock in freaky voodoo curses br br but the set up as you can see is pretty standard for a seagal film unique villains i guess you could say although not very impressive definitely the weirdest film of seagal s early career ,0
a good story well acted with unexpected character twists eg vicious murderous gangster bryan brown teaching his son macrame although it succeeds as an action drama where you hope the good guy ledger and his gilrfriend succeed it also has some hilarious ironic black humour eg the bank robbers who become radio competition winners and their reaction the busker s revenge etc well worth watching ,1
warning spoilers ahead even if i doubt that anybody hasn t seen this yet br br the movie starts off rather well but about halfway through it falls apart and becomes a corny sugary sweet predictable and unrealistic harmony romance mess i mean it s very obvious that there are serious problems in the main characters marriage but these problems are never solved but just forgotten br br basically as soon as she decides to have a baby behind his back without even asking all of their problems magically disappear without a trace or an explanation given what had happened up until that moment it would have been far more logical if the marriage fell apart rather than becoming the trite and cliche having a baby will change everything ending br br the two main characters families and neighbours are also extremely one dimensional and don t seem to serve really any purpose if not to irritate the viewer and they also mysteriously disappear from the movie as soon as the harmony moments start br br i am sorry to be ripping this movie but given the start i would have expected something more for me ,0
this is one of those games where you love it to bits or hate it to shreds even being a hardcore mario fan can make you dislike this game you can hate it because it is short and somewhat boring and easy or you can love it because it is a mixture of amazing graphics not a nintendo fan huge excitement music or game play i know a lot of people that say it is amazing and others who think its the worst mario ever it really depends on the type of nintendo fan you are i personally love this game and i think it is the best wii game but you should determine that for yourself so i think you should absolutely get it if you are the right nintendo fan but if you love the classics too much you may not like it so try it out yourself ,1
i got this on a double feature dvd called scream theater and it s no doubt one of the most terrible movies i ve ever seen and i ve seen some really bad ones school s out and of three girls who if they re teenagers i d eat my hat are talking about non stop party so of course they all go to the house of the girl whose parents are the most strict for a slumber party meanwhile a psychotic has escaped the local bug house where one girl s father works is on the loose with sharp objects and wearing green scrubs and sporting wide open eyes i guess that s to show he s bonkers of course since he has a bone to pick with that particular doctor off he goes to his house the location of which is apparently common knowledge in the meantime some dumb jock types are slamming down beers and out to scare the girls and of course the loony shows up too and starts cutting throats and that s about it as the heavy metal music chugs along in the background or maybe that s not it but really that s all you need to know unless you spend your time perpetually stoned or drunk you ll find little of interest here and even if you are wasted most of the time you ll still probably find your intelligence insulted out of ,0
anatomie anatomy is an entertaining and engaging film that falls short of delivering the discomfort that should be connected with the films subject matter the idea of ethical ignorance in the medical science world is one that pushes the viewer towards discomfort and the realism of the institutions heidelberg and the special effects make it a not entirely easy film to watch br br however the characters the script and the gloss of the film all seem too familiar with the scream movies that repopularised this sort of genre sadly then whilst the subject is one to care about the viewer is presented with another movie full of college student characters that we don t really get a chance to care about unresolved subplots and hammy stage killings that have been reinventing themselves since the memorable drew barrymore opening scene in scream several years back br br steven ruzowillzky makes a fair effort of the script and the direction but pushes no boundaries other than the general theme whilst we are presented with an entertaining film with some reasonable performances we are unfortunately left with the old feeling nothing is wrong with this film but nothing is extraordinary either br br an entertaining film and an interesting chance to see how foreign filmmakers have been influenced by the post scream horror culture out of ,1
i channel surfed past this many times mainly because the synopsis sounded so cheesy so love american style however it turned out to be quite good very well done the two stand out features are the dialog and acting great cast the premise is actually well executed and there aren t too many weak moments i guess what i was most amazed by was how often you thought the wheels are going to come off the cart and instead the cart just banks the turns so to speak and the movie keeps flying there are some nice little sub plots particularly the relationship that develops between the character played by former conan sidekick andy richter also want to mention that the music accompanying it was good ,1
i have not watched every jackass episode it was mildly entertaining if nothing else was going but after watching jackass i was fond of bam and dunn they had a nice attitude in the movie jackass so i figured i d tune in on viva la bam boy was i mistaken seriously you could pair a bunch of graders provide them with the same budget and i bet they could knock off something more creative on the screen i mean c mon mtv at where most people are tuned in you give us this rubbish br br everything seems so forced you don t know the characters because there s no attitude at all you can t appreciate bam or dunn or anyone for that matter if there would just be a tiny tiny doze of thought anything we won t forget as soon as next shot goes on br br they finally manage to create a good shot and you like whats going on you sit there just waiting for their reaction and then some jerk closes the scenes with two lame sentences and bang was that the close for that shot or what please if i had been there i would freak out and laugh do some insane stuff and have my adrenaline pumping but these guys just scripted stupid reactions br br yes they get a few chuckles of the audience by cheap gross jokes or gigantic jokes which in my opinion are such a waste of cash br br many many normal humans which was not taken under the jackass wing could in a heartbeat write a far funnier script or impress with visual camera work even spontaneous wannabe cool guys without a script would pull of a better job mtv could in a whim bring more soothing material on the screen you just need to fire the writer of this stupid show br br some scenes actually require a bit of courage and therefore stars ,0
my take routine political thriller with mediocre action scenes and predictable twists br br a rarely seen political thriller which made a very poor box office response i managed to catch the shadow conspiracy on tv just now and while i was glad that i satisfied my curiosity to see this rare film i didn t exactly feel this film was all special considering the box office response to it shadow conspiracy is not all quite as bad as critics and the public reacted to it but still ain t very good to begin with and everything from script to direction is pretty predictable charlie sheen plays the presidential assistant who finds himself caught up with assassins and chases a lot of them when he discovers a deadly conspiracy which lurks amongst the white house staff after a professor is murdered sheen aids the help of ex flame reporter amanda givens linda hamilton to uncover the traitor and unlock the conspiracy of the title br br but this script written by adi hasak ric gibbs are pedestrian as they come not much differing from other white house conspiracy thrillers as in absolute power and murder at some considerable talents donald sutherland ben gazzara and stephen lang try their best on a routine script but rarely saves it from predictability of the script not to mention a ludicrous scene which involves a toy helicopter which seems far too silly and out of place in this serious political thriller the shadow conspiracy has its moments i m sure some of which are much to under appreciated director george pan cosmatos serves up some decent chase scenes but none of which lifts this routine thriller of which there s not much payoff or surprises br br rating out of ,0
like in a circle the movie leads back to its point of departure the image of the cranes that are crossing a muscovite sky they represent the freedom to realize your life as you wish in order to aspire the greatest possible fulfilment br br in the beginning veronica and boris experience such a promise of happiness and their eyes follow the path of the cranes in exhilaration it seems as if they might be able to live according to their dreams br br but man is not a bird life draws up its own rules from which no human can escape and which we cannot change not even by making a supreme effort war breaks out and without much hesitation boris signs up for the front in order to fulfil his patriotic duty he cannot even say good bye to veronica for she arrives late at the assembly point from which the soldiers are sent away surrounded by a jubilant crowd all her attempts to attract boris attention must inevitably fail br br boris eventually gets killed in war without veronica learning about it for the moment his brother mark a vigorous musician who obtained the exemption from military service by corruption is eager to take his place veronica initially resists but in a frightful night of bombing she finally falls victim to his charms a marriage takes place which is never accepted by the family br br soon feelings of guilt seize hold of veronica and she realizes that boris return is the one and only thing she actually longs for she therefore eases her bad conscience and despair by the self sacrificing work in a field hospital br br when war finally is over once again a crowd of enthusiastic people gathers in order to cheer the victorious soldiers again veronica is among them forcing her way through a wall of bodies in her hand she is carrying a bunch of flowers until she finally has to give it away to complete strangers for one of the homecomers has just dashed her hopes by confirming the sad certainty of boris death br br once again the cranes invade the sky drawing their wayward lines but now veronica is watching them on her own and the look in her eyes is a different one she has had to accept the impossibility to live according to preconceived plans to follow the guidelines of your dreams for all humans are nothing but helpless puppets hanging on the inscrutable strings of fate br br ,1
farscape is the one sci fi show which restarted the interest in science fiction in me br br but farscape is so much more then plain and simple sci fi comedy drama and much more the acting is very good luckily farscape survived also it s cancellation and showed with peacekeeper wars that it is not dead yet i hope there is a future for farscape in my opinion it is also not problematic that some of the characters in the show are muppets you have to look behind that and you will see what a beauty farscape is br br farscape set a new standard in television and i think it will be truly hard for new shows to prove that they can be equal or better than farscape i love this show br br saphirjd,1
look if i were interested in a nancy drew book what i would do is pick up a book and read it i m not ever since i can remember i read people trashing movies because it wasn t like the book i m sorry in the digital age we can no longer watch movies on flip books however i m sure you can still find a few short silent films in book form when lord of the rings came out people complained when the third one won an oscar the book was better when i watched to kill a mockingbird the book was better now a bunch of people are upset yet again because nancy drew wasn t like the book i m not saying nancy drew is going to win any oscars if anything it ll be one of those nickelodeon blimps or kids choice awards i m saying give film a break it s film not paper as a movie i found nancy drew quite enjoyable featuring cameos from bruce willis and adam goldberg the hebrew hammer and supporting roles featuring tate donovan jimmy cooper on the o c and rachel leigh cook she s all that this is the first time i ve seen emma roberts in a movie and frankly i enjoy her work more than most of julia and of eric s her character stays consistent throughout the film and reacts well with conflict a lighthearted movie in the spirit of harriet the spy is nice now and again br br i give it ten stars because i thoroughly enjoyed the movie would love to see it again and will probably buy it upon dvd release ,1
five years after the original creepshow another inferior horror sequel is penned by george a romero and stephen king creepshow this time there are only three stories instead of five none of the three stories is really original or distinguished either the first story is a horror staple formulaic story about a wooden indian statue seeking revenge against the killers of its owners the effects are really neat in this story but it s just too familiar to be compelling enough george kennedy and dorothy lamour play the elderly store owners the second story the raft is a stephen king story it s about four teenagers that unwittingly spend the day on a wooden pallet in the middle of an isolated lake soon the kids are screaming for their lives as a watery blob does each of them in for no apparent reason however instead of being suspenseful the kids are saddled with bad dialog and dopey headed behavior preventing us from really caring about what happens next there is also some unintentional humor in this segment the third and final story is the hitch hiker which is actually a retread re adapted for creepshow the original story by lucille fletcher was filmed in as a film noir suspense film then it was adapted for a famous twilight zone episode featuring inger stevens the hitch hiker works the best out of these three offerings but it s not without its problems either lois chiles plays a cheating spouse who ends up running over a hitch hiker or so she thinks however we don t know whether to sympathize with her or condemn her as in many average stories of this type the characters exist merely to tell the stories with their twists and turns the wrap around story with the bullies seems a bit out of place tom savini appears as the creep in this installment the good thing is there haven t been any more sequels of stars ,0
this movie comes down like a square peg in a square hole a poorly made peg a peg so cheap it couldn t even be produced in a sweatshop assembly line in chinatown mexico in fact when you try to press the peg into the hole for which it is obviously designed it crumbles into sticky disgusting pieces that smell like rotting fruit and won t wash off quigly is such a peg br br this movie is so mind bendingly awful it couldn t have even been created a movie like this must have been the result of some accident of nature some freakish entity that congealed in the corner of a dank office somewhere and festered and grew until it was too big and terrifying to look at only science would be interested in such a thing anyone not bent on studying it would exhume it from this world br br what it comes down to is this if you re the kind to enjoy first year violin recitals racism or coke zero it might just be your birthday ,0
nikki finn is the kind of girl i would marry never boring always thinking positively good with animals okay as one reviewer wrote a bit too much peroxide lipstick and eyebrows only madonna could get away with that but that s why i love nikki finn she s not your ordinary girl she makes things happen always exciting to be around and always honest sure she steals but she doesn t rob or murder unless you re out to do her in she knows which rules can be broken and which ones should be obeyed she knows what to take and what can t be stolen if you need a favor from her she s in bottom line she knows how to enjoy life nikki is always loving which is why she has a way with wild animals and completely dedicated to those she loves and who love her br br who s that girl she s the girl for me ,1
i knew i was going to see this when i saw the first preview dennis quaid was one reason but the theme of holding on to your dreams speaks to me people talk about this as a movie for kids but i think it s a movie for baby boomers who are coming to terms with aging infirm parents our own mortality our kids growing up and leaving us and all the other things we never thought would happen to us br br the movie doesn t fall into the trap of tragedy it s about what living your dreams means when you have a real life br br quaid is too small for a pitcher but he makes it look good and rachel griffiths makes a small part as the wife into a thoughtful layered performance the camera work is slow and sweet when they put this movie together they left out anything that wasn t necessary very nice ,1
this happened to be just starting on tv when i opened it and as i felt too lazy to change the channel i ended up watching it man was that fortunate br br this film is more of a fairy tale than a demanding drama and at times openly sentimental one it is definitely what one could call a feel good movie and i usually find such either boring or irritating yet this film is so very well done i could not help but love it the script will not twist your brain it is conventional but flawless the actors are brilliant every single one is a perfect fit for the role there is not much of a score but the bits of music enhance the movie beautifully br br if you can appreciate other things than expensive pyrotechnics vicious murders or saving the world in a movie do watch this if you ever have the chance ,1
i hired this movie out from my local movie shop not really expecting anything to flash or fancy since it was a b grade movie made on a very tight budget the opening scenes of the film were rather original and so was the plot and thats what made me hire the movie out however the film becomes very boring and frustrating at points the story had plenty of holes in it and the acting had its fair share of disappointments as well by the end of the film i was praying that a higher power was going to strike me down where i laid as i was extremely bored but more importantly frustrated with how the story turned out i still don t understand what actually happened and i don t particularly care in conclusion the devil would cry in disgust to know that hell his domain was used as a basis for such a crappy film ,0
this is the most difficult movie i have ever seen the emotional content is horrific yet unforgetable a woman who is accused of being a political activist is brought in for questioning the whole movie revolves around her interrogation alan rickman and madeline stowe have intense and powerful roles for which they deserve oscars for their performances ,1
all the pro comments about this movie claim that the movie is balanced that is their main justification to give a high rate to the movie but a movie is not balanced when the main perpetrator analyzed is given the last world in every single subject the director herself admitted to this at the first san francisco film festival showing she justified it by saying that she couldn t waste the chance of having access to fujimori that might be true but by showing so much of fujimori s take on the issues makes the movie clearly pro fujimori and unbalanced i dare any of the other commentators to prove this wrong tips claiming harvard professors intellectuals and latin american diplomats agree with you does not help your argument use logic tip disagreeing with the director doesn t help your argument either the director says she thinks fujimori is charismatic and patriotic and therefore she portrayed him that way ,0
what s not to like about this movie every year you know that you re going to get one or two yule tide movies during christmas time and most of them are going to be terrible this movie is definitely a fresh new idea that was pulled off pretty well a very funny take on a rich young guy paying a family to simulate a real christmas for him what is the good of having money like that if you can t do fun things with it it was a win win situation a regular family gets six figures and a rich guy gets to experience christmas like he imagined only if br br drew latham ben affleck was incredibly difficult to deal with and it was just a riot to see the family reluctantly comply with his absurd demands it was a fun and funny movie ,1
i wouldn t say this is a bad movie unfortunately for me i get the feeling that the more you know about fencing the worse it gets simply due to the fact that it becomes totally unrealistic i ve been fencing since i was years old and this movie portrays it very poorly f murray abraham is good and appears to have some fencing background but most of the other actors especially the students just seem to be lost ,0
it s hard to top this movie in several ways everything works really well here the casting acting script and cinematography are all first rate for the moviegoer it s a moving violent story of love and human redemption for the film critic there s plenty of sharp technique and technical merit there are some tactical blunders and as has been discussed on the boards the ending lacks realism if one is rigorously formal with the cia agent training angle however i took the ending as being more moving due to the fact that rather than pursue the cia agent s pragmatic approach creasy basically commends his soul to the ultimate without considering the consequences like jesus himself creasy becomes superhuman through his sacrifice whether it actually makes pragmatic sense or not in any case i appreciated the fact that creasy dispenses with conventional bourgeois morality and just caps the bad guys one by one in his methodical quest for justice which actually results in redemption both for himself and the innocent br br in any case this film is very much worth watching if you re at all attracted to the genre an excellent soundtrack great writing flawless casting and solid performances across the board make this a top or better film ,1
what a movie i never imagined richard attenborough could have such a movie in him gandhi has always left me indifferent apart from ben kingsley s performance and i never considered attenborough a particularly good filmmaker but cry freedom held my interest like few movies have in recent times it s an exciting mesmerizing political movie with great performances by kevin kline and a young denzel washington br br kline plays donald woods a south africa newspaper editor who befriends the civil rights activist steve biko it starts as a difficult friendship for woods sees biko as a black supremacist preaching hatred against whites but biko with his kind words upbeat attitude and complete transparency wins over woods and introduces him to a reality about apartheid that woods knew nothing about br br biko is a decent law abiding citizen who altruistically stands up against all prejudice and the system that keeps down his people one night coming from an illegal meeting he s arrested and beaten to death the authorities try to hush up the matter because biko has become a huge personality in south africa but through the efforts of woods the truth comes out but what should be a triumph only becomes a nightmare as woods and his family become targets for the secret police br br this movie has an interesting structure it has in fact two narratives first it narrates the life and death of biko it s an amazing first half completely dominated by the charisma of washington in what may be his greatest performance yet br br the second half no less interesting narrates woods attempt to escape from south africa to publish a book about biko woods has become an enemy of state a banned person which means he can t meet people or leave his country plus he s constantly spied by the police kevin kline gives a great performance in this second half too br br although the first half is quite straightforward the second does interesting things with editing by giving flashbacks of biko and of events that show the repression against the black south africans some may argue this is to make it more interesting but for me the second half just as captivating as woods and his family devise a bold plan to escape south africa br br the last minutes were so heartbreaking i was in tears george fenton and jonas gwangwa s score certainly had something to do with it although i ve never been much of a fan of fenton cannot stand his gandhi score i do think the score for cry freedom is one of the most beautiful ever composed for cinema the movie thanks to the music married to the powerful images at times reached incredible peaks of emotion br br cry freedom is definitely not a movie just to watch because of denzel washington this is a movie to be cherished in its entirety acting writing music editing cinematography come together in a perfect synthesis to create an ode to the power of the human spirit this movie deserve a place alongside movies like the pianist life is beautiful and the shawshank redemption ,1
besides planes trains and automobiles and uncle buck this is john candy s funniest movie when he gets hypnotized with the playing card similar to the manchurian candidate and becomes a horny guy who does not know what he is saying he makes two very memorable quotes both deal with the male anatomy the love scene involving grocery items has to be seen it cannot be described br br ,1
or maybe not whatever anyone thinks of broadcast news good or bad almost all the credit for that thinking belongs to writer producer director james l brooks as a screenwriter of which he has long been one of the best it is not easy to savage an entire business in this case the business being television news but to do it with a smile a wink a knowing nod and a laugh practically every step of the way to do all that takes real talent something mr j brooks has in abundance br br one user on this website in his summary asked the musical question did walter cronkite act like this answerve no of course not and the reason for that is in walter s uh mr cronkite s day the only thing that mattered was bringing the news to the people same goes for john chancellor and chet and david and douglas edwards and howard k smith sure they had to pay lip service attention to their ratings if only to please their bosses but all they really cared about was the news itself br br now of course all that has changed for the last years in the network news business the only thing that has really mattered is ratings ratings ratings the bottom line how many bucks will our news division deliver for the network don t believe that br br let s consider the big three tom brokaw dan rather and peter jennings aka stanley stunning all three have now been on the job at their respective anchor desks for the last years peter actually got his first shot at the national anchor desk way back in the s but was totally unprepared for the job of the three dan is the one with the greatest in the field training as a reporter personally i think all three do terrific jobs as news anchors and are deserving of their positions all of which has nothing to do with why all three are actually in those jobs all three are now in their s dan is pushing the big and all three are still very good looking and if you think they re still good looking now imagine how good looking they were in their s when all three were hired for let s say put in their current jobs but do you honestly believe that any one of these three would have been put in had he looked like let s say fred gwynne herman munster or like heaven forfend me not only that if dan were retiring tomorrow a younger than he is today walter cronkite would not be able to get his old job back why not pretty enough and it would matter not a whit that he is or once was the most trusted man in america br br and this is what broadcast news is all about tom grunnick william hurt the next pretty boy national news anchor to be who has trouble with a few minor things such as thinking for himself being able to write and knowing stuff jane craig holly hunter the brilliant news producer with news business standards and ethics all of which get thrown to the wind when even she falls for pretty boy tom and aaron altman albert brooks no relation to james l a top notch newswriter and field reporter who has no hope for a national job because he flop sweats behind the anchor desk and many other such flawed characters whom you know really do exist in the news divisions of the various networks br br network blazed the trail eleven years later broadcast news carried the torch as a worthy successor in the new millennium what will be the next movie to savage the business of network news you can use maybe or maybe not ,1
i love this tv series so much it contains animation that is interesting and beautiful i cant believe that they cut it off tv and also that i never found out whether cybersix and data die or not apparently they survive but i m not sure cybersix was by far the best tv show ever i know its to late to hope they will start the series over again so i m really glad i got to watch it i luved it so much br br its about a women by the name of cybersix she is not human she goes by adrian sieldman a man teacher at a highschool now cybersix is actually a women she is just disguised as a man in the day by night cybersix patrols the city br br a guy by the name of von reichter is the one who created cybersix and once he finds put she is alive he uses everything he can to capture her br br if u have never watched it before u should totally download it it was the best tv show in the world why did they cut it off some people have issues but i m glad i got to watch the episodes ,1
as with a bunch of guys at school we must give this a thumbs up even the grim ripper made us smile those two alien things made me laugh bill and ted were the stupidest yet the funnest in the entire movie this is a lot better than the first one and yet for some reason i feel that it misses something something big something important made a better house and girlfriends no i d say better villains use clones instead of robots i gave this a out of because of those two robotic doinks br br the grim ripper don t be scared he s not the deathy kind is funny when he fell from the sky i split a gut splat i m not sure about those aliens what where they scientists no way ,1
i enjoyed oceans i thought it was quite enjoyable helped by the performances and the direction however i was disappointed with this film don t get me wrong it is not a complete dud thanks to the stellar performances from brad pitt catherine zeta jones george clooney and matt damon especially and the efficient direction from steven soderbergh however the film really does suffer from truly lethargic pacing some of the film was so slow i almost fell asleep between one key twist second the plot is very convoluted and there are many twists and turns that makes it hard to keep up the camera work wasn t as innovative as it was in the first movie either whereas in the first movie it was smooth and professional it was jerky and awkward here and the music wasn t particularly memorable the screenplay also wasn t as witty or as fun and the film felt anti climatic at the end of the day it all felt a bit too lazy despite the expert playing and direction so much potential but really a missed opportunity bethany cox,0
kid found as a baby in the garbage and raised at a martial arts academy has a knack for sinking baskets with the help of the man who found him he gets in to college and is promoted to the championship as he searches for his real parents infinitely better in pieces action comedy is a real mess as a whole it seems to be striving for a hipper basketball version of shaolin soccer but the comedy is scatter shot its focus wanders more than a chihuahua with add on quadruple espresso i kept asking what am i watching i watched it from start to finish and i still don t know what the hell happened its a shame since there are some great action scenes some amusing jokes and the occasional moment but nothing none of it ever comes together i d take a pass ,0
in i saw kathy ireland in person i was at unt in denton during the filming of necessary roughness strangely enough the voice she s using in this film isn t too far off from her real speaking voice br br anyway the plot goes like this kathy gets a letter telling her that her father s fallen into a bottomless pit in africa she goes and investigates the site of her father s death only to get sucked into a subterranean world that s part dystopian nightmare part uninspiring fantasy and inhabited by rejects from the plasmatics this movie really wastes the talent of linda kerridge who in my opinion could have been someone had she gotten that one big role that was right for her anyway the main hero of the story gus is a very lame mark jacko jackson rip off the original is annoying enough to begin with but this guy really is torture to watch eventually the nebbish wanda comes out of her shell and ends up wearing a bikini top and a sarong at the end if you re going to have kathy ireland in a film in skimpy clothing it d better be a bikini anyway the film was just all around bad and rightfully skewered by mstk br br avoid this one if possible ,0
bridget fonda is the sexually satisfied wife of handsome hart bochner one afternoon she comes home calls him honey and quietly fixes him a drink only to find that he s sulking minutes go by while she compliantly puts up with his frowning silence suddenly he bursts into a rage accusing her of infidelity in the complete absence of any reason to do so calls her the c word slams her head against a cabinet slaps her around and winds up flinging her off the second floor balcony breaking her hand and a couple of ribs br br she wakes up in the hospital where it is revealed she is deaf although we notice that she reads lips perfectly that avoids all the awkwardness associated with an asl interpreter or having her squawk words in a simulacrum of language br br all right let me just lay out the basic plot elements this beautiful and devoted handicapped woman is beaten by her husband misunderstood by her elderly mother betrayed by her sister has her bank account emptied by unknown hands almost raped by a fat man who accosts her in a bar is thought to have murdered her now missing husband and is pursued by two cops kiefer sutherland and steven weber one of whom is interested only in justice while the other seems to dislike all women and is embarrassed by their presence the end finds her standing alone at a deserted bus stop with a hand full of cash alone tearful but brave br br now a pop quiz there is only one multiple choice question this story was written by a a man or b a woman not to sound sexist one could as easily pose a scenario about a decorated military hero and trained warrior who is captured by his enemies betrayed by his organization beaten and tortured escapes to exact revenge and winds up with the woman he loves whom he thought he d lost long ago br br the direction is functional and conventional when fonda regains consciousness in a hospital bed we see from her point of view the faces of the anxious doctors and nurses looking down at her that is at the camera an echo of every scene in myriad second rate movies in which the gurney is being hurriedly wheeled down the corridor and people wearing starched white coats and festooned with stethoscopes hover over the camera br br hart bochner has played a number of evil people in an interesting way some of the characters are stupid die hard and some are rather more than plain rude and the sea will tell his virile handsomeness has a kind of evil tint to it it would be too easy to cast him as a hero nice intentionally bland performance by steven weber as the dumb cop maybe the best in the film br br bridget fonda is interesting too her acting range is limited but it s on full display here what makes her an object of interest is her almost stereotypical beauty she s like a high school prom queen very feminine of course she can t help it if she slithers around or moves her hands so gracefully neither can she do anything about her nose for most of its length it s perfectly normal and attractive but at its very tip there is a bump outward that follows the natural flare of her nostrils the tip of that nose is full of intrigue br br as for the movie pfui ,0
in rosenstrasse margarethe von trotta blends two stories to create a vibrant tapestry of love and courage the film depicts a family drama of estrangement between a mother and her daughter and the story of german women who staged a protest on rosenstrasse to free their jewish husbands from certain extermination in addition to the dramatization of historical events the focus of the film is on the saving of a child from the holocaust by a german and the result of the child s experience of losing her mother while ms von trotta shows that the courage of a small number of germans made a difference she does not use it to excuse german society indeed she shows how in the midst of torture and extermination the wealthy artists and intellectuals of german high society went on about their lives and parties oblivious to the suffering br br rosenstrasse opens in new york as a jewish widow ruth weinstein jutta lampe decides to sit shiva a seven day period of mourning that takes place following a funeral in which jewish family members devote full attention to remembering and mourning the deceased when her daughter hannah maria schrader is forbidden to receive phone calls from her fiancé luis fedja van huet a non jew hannah questions why her mother has suddenly decided to follow an orthodox tradition that she previously rejected when ruth coldly rejects her cousin hannah questions her and learns about a woman named lena who took ruth in as a child when the latter s mother was deported and murdered by the nazis and she vows to find lena and discover the secret of her mother s past br br her quest takes her to berlin where she finds lena doris schade now ninety years old and interviews her on the pretext that she is a journalist researching certain aspects of the holocaust with unfailing memory lena tells her story of how as a young year old woman katja reimann she searched for her husband jewish pianist fabian israel fischer martin feifel who disappeared and was presumed to have been imprisoned despite the protection normally given jews in mixed marriages lena in a radiant performance by reimann discovers that her husband and other jews are being held prisoner in a former factory on the rosenstrasse br br standing together in the freezing night german women whose husband are missing congregate outside the building their numbers growing daily until they reach one thousand shouting give us back our husbands lena finds ruth svea lohde a young girl whose mother is in the building she takes care of her protecting her from the gestapo and raising her after her mother is killed lena comes from an aristocratic german family and her brother recently returned from stalingrad is a wehrmacht officer after being refused help from her father to free fabian she enlists the aid of her brother who tells a fellow officer i know what they do to the jews i saw it given his support she is bold enough to bypass channels and go to the top where her beauty and charm prove irresistible for the minister of culture joseph goebbels a known womanizer while this fictional part of the film has been criticized as degrading to the women protesters it is a historical fact that goebbels was very active in making the decisions affecting rosenstrasse br br the director margarethe von trotta an activist feminist and intellectual is no stranger to political drama she directed a film about socialist rosa luxembourg and marianne and julianne a story of the relationship between two sisters one of whom resorts to political violence to accomplish her liberal objectives in rosenstrasse a film she worked on for eight years she had to make compromises adding the present day fictional element in order to have her film produced that it works so well is a tribute to ms von trotta s artistry and the beautiful screenplay by pamela katz whose father was a refugee from leipzig the events at rosenstrasse give the lie to germans who say there was nothing we could do now von trotta has shown the opposite to be true that something could be done to resist the nazis it is tragic that the example did not catch on ,1
 the deer hunter s success with critics and publics alike led united artists to give cimino carte blanche on heaven s gate an epic western about the johnson county wars br br the elliptical story about the persecution of lowly european born farmers by wyoming s cattle barons was a muddled mixture of class conflict sumptuous pageant and underwritten stereotypical characters however cimino s fetish for authenticity and his sweeping sense of scale ensured that the film running at nearly four hours – was rarely tedious br br its undeserved status as a cause célébre with critics divided as to whether it was a masterpiece or a fiasco derived from its inflated budget blamed for the studio s financial problems cimino became a scapegoat for hollywood s general decline and the film edited into an incomprehensible short version after its initial release was a commercial disaster ,1
i knew it was going to be awful but not this awful as it s one of the most boring movies i have ever seen not a damn thing happens all the characters are dull and the story is stupid and incredibly boring plus the ending is especially lame the only reason i rented this piece of crap because i am a big fan of michael dudikoff however he is wasted here and looks extremely bored and shows no emotion what so ever plus i cheered out loud when the movie was over it s like the movie had no plot and it was all about nothing and ice t is god awful even though he is ok in some stuff plus dudikoff and yvette nipar had no chemistry together at all there s one scene that the director tried to make emotional but he fails miserably as yvette nipar didn t really show all that much emotion however there is a decent car chase scene but that s not enough for me to recommend this god awful film plus the dialog is atrocious avoid this movie like the plague not a damn thing happens please avoid and trust me on this one you may thank me afterwords the direction is horrible fred olen ray does a horrible job here with shoddy camera work laughably cheap looking set pieces terrible angles laughable use of stock footage and keeping the film at an incredibly dull pace the acting is terrible michael dudikoff is nowhere near his usual amazing self he looks extremely bored and shows no emotion what so ever his character is also extremely dull as i can t believe he signed on for this piece of garbage he also had no chemistry with yvette nipar dudikoff still rules ice t has barely anything to do and also looks bored and he didn t convince me one bit hannes jaenicke is not very good here he had somewhat of a wimpy character i didn t like him yvette nipar is pretty but was really terrible here she didn t show much emotion and had no chemistry with dudikoff and as a result i didn t give a damn about her character art hindle owen marsh kathy harren katharine marsh and the rest of the cast are bad as well overall please avoid like the plague fred olen ray and steve lathshaw should be ashamed of themselves bomb out of ,0
ok from the point of view of an american who i assume do not know much about rugby this would be an amazing film for them first of all its got heart good morals the typical good coach trying to change the bad boy however to us where i come from rugby is the number one sport it is a way of life it is a game played only by the bravest and the victorious are hailed like heroes as though americans do for their baseball basketball stars am not really sure if it was the cheap budget or the maybe the director or actors knew very little about rugby and being a rugby fan my whole life i can see than some of the actors didn t even knew rugby existed before acting in this movie in summing up to me this movie was terrible if you watch it and thought it was great please make time to go online and maybe google all blacks this is new zealand s national team and the ones who made the haka famous believe me they will make the highlands boys look like school girls ,0
all the criticisms of this movie are quite valid it is pretty boring and filled with all kinds of pointless ridiculous stuff a couple exchanging nods over their good grub a medium shot of a desk as a phone rings until someone finally comes sits down and answers it at a pretty leisurely pace quadruple takes or more when people look at things solitary banjo tuning and playing taking a break for a beer telling a joke to a fawn about a big mouthed frog trying to learn what to feed its babies complete with many big mouthed expressions which are needed for the weak punchline the sharing of cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches on oatmeal bread which to the squeamish become unpalatable when there s talk of people burned in a fire lots of seemingly stock footage close up shots of animals birds insects and spiders in the woods br br the movie starts with a forest fire then at least a couple decades later some people in those same woods get killed by an axe the killer evidently wasn t too satisfied by the axe he stole and kills other people with other weapons of opportunity or his bare hands br br if it s true that the movie in the version available on the out of print videotape is cut perhaps if there s a lot of footage that was cut it deserves another look on dvd otherwise it s simply not very interesting and would probably try the patience of even the most hardcore outdoors slasher fan ,0
a film i expected very little from and only watched to pass a quiet hour but what an hour it turned out to be roll is an excellent if none too serious little story of country boy lost in the big city makes good it is funny throughout the characters are endearing and the pace is just right br br toby malone is the true star of the film with his endearing portrayal of matt said country boy and local aussie rules football hero come to the big city to try out for one of the big teams he is supported superbly by john batchelor as local gangster tiny watch out for these two br br highly recommended ,1
when robot hordes start attacking major cities who will stop the madman behind the attacks sky captain jude law plays joe sullivan the ace of the skyways tackling insurmountable odds along with his pesky reporter ex girlfriend polly perkins gwyneth paltrow and former flight partner captain franky cook angelina jolie br br sky captain and the world of tomorrow may look and feel like an exciting movie but it really is quite dull and underwhelming the film s running time is minutes yet it feels so much longer because there is no substance in this movie the visuals were great and the film did a nice job on that however there is nothing to support these wonderful visuals the film lacks a story and interesting characters making the while thing quite dull and unnecessary i blame director and writer kerry conran he focuses too much on the visuals and spent little time on the actual story the movie is like a girl with no personality after awhile it kind of gets bland and tiring sky captain represents a beautiful girl with no personality it s simply just another case of style over substance br br the acting is surprisingly average and that s not really their fault since they had very little to work with the main reason i watched this movie is because of angelina jolie however the advertising is quite misleading and she is only in the film for about minutes her performance is surprisingly bland as well jude law gives an okay performance though you would expect a lot more from him gwyneth paltrow was just average nothing special at all ling bai s performance was the only one i really liked she gives a pretty good performance as the mysterious woman and she was the only interesting character in the entire film br br the movie is not a complete bust though there were some wow and exciting scenes there just weren t enough of them the film just doesn t have that hook to really make it memorable it was actually quite bland and it wasn t very engaging at all it s too bad the film wasn t very good since it had such a promising premise in the end sky captain is surprisingly below average and not really worth watching rating ,0
first of all i have to start this comment by saying i m a huge nightmare on elm street fan i think it s the greatest horror series ever for me freddy is the boogeyman of course freddy s dead which tried to be the last chapter back then is a weird movie it doesn t have the same atmosphere than the previous films freddy has a lot of screen time some think it makes him less scary which i do agree and that s in my opinion exactly the point this movie exists so we can know freddy a little better who he is who he were how he became the man haunting our dreams for some people it s a bad thing it s better if we never know because it s scarier not to know why evil is evil obviously those people won t like rob zombie s remake of halloween to truly enjoy this one you have to see things differently it s not about a strange guy hiding in the bush of your dreamland waiting to scare the hell out of you this was the first one and it was awesome as the years passed by freddy killed more and more people and nobody could ever get rid of him for good now it s time to learn about the nature of this evil the psychological aspects of freddy s realm of terror beside the story of freddy s past i also really liked the atmosphere of the movie no more kids in springwood only crazy grown ups the nightmare scenes are all great the soundtrack is awesome especially the opening song called i m awake now performed by goo goo dolls in my opinion the final nightmare is a horror masterpiece and i can t believe it s so underrated maybe it is misunderstood or i have different tastes anyway all freddy fans should watch it it has a lot of scary moments as well as funny moments too and a lot of cameos get yourself ready for something different and you might not be disappointed ,1
i just watched this movie for the second time and enjoyed it as much as the first time it is a very emotional and beautiful movie with good acting and great family values inspiring and touching ,1
antitrust falls right into that category of films that aspire to make some great point while being uplifting yet falls completely flat i don t hate the film but it is missing key elements such as suspense there have been other attempts to make an engaging film about computers such as hackers and the net they all fall short the improbable ending of both the net and antirust seem to be nearly identical these movie endings suffer from one huge error in perception people in the pc business having this over indulgent self ego that assumes the general population lives it s life waiting to hear the latest news about pc s and software i have worked for many companies and industries and they all seem to suffer from an expanded view of their own self importance as does this film br br the way they introduced plot lines was pathetic showing milo who is deathly allergic to sesame seeds almost ingest one from a restaurant breadbasket crossed the line of stupidity only his girlfriend prevented him from sure death this makes one wonder how milo could have survived as long as he did braving the perils of big mac buns and sesame seed breadsticks as they cloak themselves as well sesame seed breadsticks and big mac buns br br antitrust also doesn t provide much suspense the patterned and predictable plot twists are easily figured out long before they are revealed come on was anyone really stunned when yee jee tso was killed thereby destroying any real shock value and here again we have yet another film story where at the end the bad guys are chasing the good guys to get the disk we need to have a moratorium on this simple simon plot line for about years still i pressed on maybe the ending would be the payoff but no the completely ridiculous ending where we have the head of company security another supposed evil guy turn around and be the good guy that enables milo to bring down n u r v ceo gary winston was laughable and of course the news coverage of the arrest of gary winston is more fevered than when hinckley or oswald was brought into custody gary winston played by tim robbins is a cardboard cutout of the same character robbins played in arlington road but that fits perfectly here in antitrust which should be called anticlimactic or anti original br br in the years to come this film will likely be banished to be shown only on your local third rate uhf channel ,0
it s a shame that by garnering a restricted rating perhaps the audience that would find this film the most useful won t likely see it br br imaginary heroes follows the life of a teenager after his brothers suicide not of course the most original story in the world however it does spend a great deal of time humanizing their parents the imaginary heroes that failed in their sons eyes br br for teenagers who tend to put responsibility for their failures on their parents but yet refuse to accept any real responsibility on their own the movie sends a powerful message that in the end we all have our own troubles we need to deal with and that we all make our own paths br br but unlike other movies that tend to urge youth independence this one resolves the issues between parents and child and they become a stronger unit for it that the eldest child committed suicide is regrettable but not overlooked later in the film and the responsibility by all parties for the tragedy is thoroughly explained br br although the subject matter has been covered before it hasn t been covered quite this way the film pulls very little punches now why this earned it an r rating is confusing you re unlikely to get across to a teenager in this era without being realistic but yet providing realism restricts that very audience br br were my junior high school class have been shown this film two suicides may have been prevented in this case the censors seem to have exercised extremely poor judgment br br ,1
i watched this mini in the early eighties sam waterson proved himself to be a great actor in fact when he began law and order i was disappointed in him as it was not as powerful a role unfortunately the good roles do not pay the bills i wish i could find a copy of this rare series and review it it is both factual and entertaining everyone should see it to know what really happened i was so moved i purchased and read the book pppenheimer shatterer of worlds and saw how this man became an unlikely hero who was never rewarded for his insight if you get a chance be sure to watch this movie and see what a performance mr waterston can really provide an audience enjoy the movies ,1
in cold blood has to be ranked as first rate movie making even if the subject matter is about as grim as it gets in the world of make believe but film noir fans should definitely find this one a gripping piece of work based as it is on a true life crime spree br br it opens with quincy jones music under the credits and starkly dramatic views of a highway bus heading toward kansas city effectively setting the mood of the film even before the credits end the b w photography of conrad hall does a superb job right from the start br br also clear from the start robert blake and scott wilson are natural born actors they do a great job of portraying free spirited buddies looking for the next thrill ever see a millionaire fry in the electric hair hell no there are two kinds of rules in this world one for the rich and one for the poor says wilson taking a swig of alcohol behind the wheel br br both are destined to cross the path of a farm family showing no mercy and leaving no witnesses behind br br blake reminiscing about movies and thinking of hunting for gold in mexico says remember bogart in treasure of the sierra madre an ironic moment because blake himself was in the film as a little boy selling lottery tickets i got you pegged for a natural born killer wilson tells blake br br john forsythe is one of the lead detectives on the case discovering that all four family members were tied up shot in the head and one had his throat cut don t people around here lock doors asks paul stewart they will tonight is the terse reply br br after the murders the killers discover that there was no big fat safe in the wall like their prison informant told them so in the end it was truly a stupid senseless crime the question is why did they do it and this is something the second half of the film explores in depth it takes an hour and a half into the movie before the detectives catch up with the killers and begin the interrogation br br it s these final scenes that carry the most conviction and the most interest as the boys are told they ve made numerous mistakes and left a living witness the actual events up to and including the murder are saved until the end it makes no sense blake tells forsythe mr cutter was a very nice gentleman i thought so right up until the time i cut his throat the screenplay by richard brooks is concise and to the point and so is his direction br br summing up brilliant depiction of two aimless young men on a crime spree that made no sense then or now for a mere chilling ,1
it may have not been up for academy awards and admittedly it s pretty cheesy but it s just so much fun nothing makes me smile like bill and ted lovable optimistic and hilarious bill and ted are a great way to unwind br br although i love excellent adventure bogus journey is funnier to me death is flippin hilarious and bill and ted are even more endearing people give me grief about loving this movie but only really pretentious movie watchers will say it s not even a bit entertaining if you like this you ll probably also be a fan of wayne s world dude where s my car and dumb and dumber admit it though foolish they make you grin and turn your tickle box over so watch them just for kicks and giggles ,1
as a lesbian i am always on the lookout for films relating to gays lesbians however with this kind of crap out there it would be enough to discourage any audience br br i kept waiting for something to happen anything a story to develop or just for it to make some kind of sense neither occurred it was just meaningless scenes unconnected in any way with anything the film failed to conveyed any kind of story or depth to the character br br after an hour or more of this nonsense i simply turned it off br br don t waste your time on this absurdity br br star and it doesn t even deserve that ,0
i just found out before writing this review that komodo vs cobra and another movie called curse of the komodo were both directed by the same guy jim wynorski that might explain why they are films of nearly identical premises they both feature a military governed island a colonel whose concerned more about covering his tracks than the lives of his employees people racing to get to a chopper that is conveniently lying in a field somewhere on the island and giant komodo dragons created through genetic experiments running amok what differences are there well the intruders on the island are now capitalists wanting to expose the government secret and there s a giant cobra on the island as well hence the title komodo vs cobra even though the conflict between the two monsters is hardly relevant to the story komodo vs cobra is more or less what you d expect given its title and its channel origin the sci fi channel although every now and again you will find one that for one reason or another may appeal to you i liked a movie called komodo i hardly doubt this one will br br komodo vs cobra is not only a boring film but it s also one of the least enthusiastic sci fi flicks i ve seen in a long time in some of these movies there is an air to them that indicates the filmmakers were giving at least a certain level of effort but i see very little here that s indicated again by it just being a rehash of curse of the komodo the cgi for the monsters look as if they came straight out of a second rate video game the cinematography and misc en scene is poor the acting ranges from passable to poor the action scenes are dull and then there are some parts that are frankly put unforgivably bad i see a lot movies where a person will shoot a gun many times without reloading and i can deal with this but in this movie where michael paré takes a single thirty eight handgun and fires it approximately fifty times nonstop without reloading once well at first i laughed but even then it just became tiring that would be the action a monster appears people scream paré fires nonstop without reloading his gun once throughout the entire picture and somebody gets eaten br br komodo vs cobra is a very bad movie the only thing in the movie that is worth mentioning in a charitable manner is an actress named michelle borth who is not only very beautiful but a surprisingly strong performer even with the trashy dialogue and lack of enthusiasm in the screenplay she was given michelle borth managed to pull off a surprisingly good performance and it just appalls me that an actress as good as her can get stuck in a film as junky as this she obviously took it for the paycheck but it won t boost her career any i m afraid ,0
this is a generally nice film with good story great actors and great songs the cinematography was unfortunately bad one of the film s weakest points is the annoying chain of sequences copied from pretty woman why does it hurt to attempt some originality abbas mustan anyone br br the film is about a newly married couple raj and priya salman rani priya cannot conceive after an accident she had during the previous pregnancy and they finally decide to use a surrogate mother who will carry their child they pick madhubala a vulgar prostitute played by preity zinta the film is not really realistic i mean isn t it easier to adopt and even if they pick a girl does it mean the man has to sleep with her have you heard of insemination anyway i guess if the writers had heard of all this the film wouldn t have been made so the concept is apparently intentional br br salman acts very well it s nice to see him playing a serious character but his character suffers from unnecessary and cheap dialogues about his great love to his wife and how hard he finds it to sleep with another woman come on it s cheesy and unrealistic rani is just about ok she is generally effective and does try to do something with the role but gets completely overshadowed by preity zinta br br the film belongs to preity who steals the show in a big way with her flawless performance she makes the transformation from a loud prostitute to a sensitive woman easily and naturally she lives the film emotes and makes you love her and admire her at the same time partly because of her role partly because of her magnetic and positive personality this is one of her career best performances there is no doubt she is more talented than her industry contemporaries she just should do more such roles br br the film s ending only highlights what i said above it is tear jerking exciting and very well acted watch it for preity br br for the film for preity ,1
you have to see this movie it s a big footnote in the history of film when this film was made american film industry reached the bottom of sucking see this movie laugh and feel sorry for yourself for wasting the last hours of your life it s the worst acting i ve seen and even worse directing the villains laugh like they re taken from a clown circus and if the guys who did scary movie want to do a parody on superhero movies they only have to take the script from this movie and do a remake called black scorpion iii the threat of really really bad movies who in some way manages to lure the production companies into a sequel suicide ,0
this neo film noir is one of a genre of late twentieth century american films that all seem to involve corrupt characters fast cars a ribbon of highway and of course plenty of guns wielded by people who appear never to have taken a gun safety course the actors are the best reason to see black day blue night there is the late great j t walsh swing blade pleasantville red rock west the last seduction and many more who did many neo films noirs see also breakdown then there is michele forbes of the tv series star trek the next generation and homicide in a supporting role there is even the late bejamin lum who also appeared on a star trek episode titled the naked now a spoiler of sorts a clue really only the most innocent survive but innocence is a very relative term in a movie like this and you probably won t guess who is innocent before the final reel ,1
what can i say you expect only the best in drama from the bbc and messiah is not an exception to the rule br br messiah is a great thriller a truly shocking and creepy tale about a serial killer who cuts out victims tongues and replaces them with silver spoons police officer red metcalfe ken stott and his team have the task of trying to solve the mystery of the seemingly random events before more lives are lost br br but be warned despite it s rating in the uk messiah is a bit of a gruesome film some of the murder scenes are similar to those in seen and one or two can be really stomach churning but if you can withstand that sit back in your chair and enjoy although you ll most likely be on the edge of it or hiding behind it br br rated by the bbfc for moderate violence and strong horror ,1
there are some extremely talented black directors spike lee carl franklin billy dukes denzel and a host of others who bring well deserved credit to the film industry then there are the wayans brothers who at one time years ago had an extremely funny television show in living colour that launched the career of jim carrey amongst others now we have stupidity substituting for humour and gross out gags toilet humour as the standard operating procedure people are not as stupid as those portrayed in little man they couldn t possibly be a baby with a full set of teeth and a tattoo is accepted as being only months old baby comes with a five o clock shadow that he shaves off it is intimated that the baby has sex with his foster mother behind her husbands darryl s back oh yea that is just hilarious as a master criminal little man is the stupidest on planet earth he stashes a stolen rock that is just huge in a woman s purse and then has to pursue her co star chazz palminteri why chazz offers the best line i m surrounded by morons based without credit on a chuck jones cartoon baby buggy bunny this is far too stupid to be even remotely funny a clue as to how bad this film is damon wayans appeared on jay leno the other night prior to the bat awards and he did not even mention this dreadful movie when will hollywood stop green lighting trash from the wayans brothers when they get over their white mans guilt in all likelihood ,0
i watched it because my friend said we could try it when my father asked if we d watch it i didn t want to because it was such an old film how could that be good i finally did watch with that friend and my father my friend and i loved the film the songs are great the actors were cool and we were crazy about it i guess this shows even though it s from dad s time that doesn t mean it can t be a good film i bought the film not so long after seeing it on tv i put it on a lot and sang along with the songs i even watched it with my classmates on my birthday party it s a nice good and sometimes funny film br br if you don t try you can t say it s bad even if you think no i m not going to watch a film from dad s time try the first part of the film you can always stop watching if you don t like it i really recommend it it s great ,1
bon voyage is fun for the audience because it combines the requisite silliness of a comedy with just enough sobriety to keep viewers actively engaged and invested in the outcome most importantly though the film is also historically instructive it captures the tension of the so called phony war and later the french aristocracy s flight from paris ahead of the german onslaught yet bon voyage is not a war movie it is a comedy about the lives of a handful of people set against the backdrop of extraordinary times bon voyage conveys the chaos confusion and emotional bewilderment of a nation of the brink of collapse and the wide spectrum of french reactions to the new political order this film is a comedy which entertains the audience a romance which skillfully utilizes many clichés and a story of a handful of people whose nation is collapsing around them ,1
amnesiac women who remove their clothes at the drop of a hat or a blouse are about the only stand out points in a film that is otherwise slow and aimless although the basic premise of the story offers a wealth of possibilities they are never developed to any satisfying degree and exposition is almost non existent a large proportion of the film is mere wanderings through the corridors of a multi storied clinic hospital the overall effect is bleak and sterile a la thx ,0
well to each his own but i thought gibson s hamlet was the most god awful rendition i had ever witnessed as subtly nuanced as a paper bag and as inspired as a telemarketing call the only reason i watched the movie through to the end was that i held out hope that either it would get better or become unintentionally funny no luck br br no disrespect for the supporting cast or for zefferelli s staging but nothing can make up for the bungling of the main character i have seen hamlet well portrayed as an african prince as an animated lion as a rough and tumble warrior as a romantic poet etc etc etc but imho this portrayal was just a plentiful lack of wit together with most weak hams ,0
perhaps many viewers who got frustrated by this film live their lives without ever thinking deeply about life itself what i want to point out here is that distant is not only an art house film but one of the best art house films from all the art house films i have seen distant is the one that really stands out as a glittering piece of gold it is even fair to say that this film s cinematography and depiction of human emotion surpass tarkovsky s nostalgia one commentator got it right that sex a jaded common feature among foreign films is surprisingly lacking in distant and in a good way what is most remarkable about distant is that it captures the details of life we usually ignore and the rich essence of our existence that often gets buried under the din and visual extravaganza of our commercialized world fortunately distant doesn t have that much to spare the audiences and what we see on the screen is a bare portrait of human beings ,1
i saw this film without to know what about were i m a fan of branagh even more his shakespeare films and in the beginning i saw it only for this and i finished with tears in my eyes because the great great serenity values affect and brave philosophy about life of helena s girl recommended to people who are bored with tv programming in spain at least ,1
mating game is a charming wonderful movie from an era gone by hollywood needs to consider a charming remake of this movie my wife and i would go see it br br it is an excellent romantic comedy that my wife and i watched on amc br br this movie has tony randall at his best debbie reynolds is great as always br br loved it we plan on ordering on dvd to add to our growing collection of movies br br too bad hollywood does not make movies like this anymore br br hey hollywood time to dig some of these type of scripts out of the old safe update them a bit without spoiling the original movie and script as you have done with other remakes and hold a casting call br br a remake would be a big hit on the silver screen dvd and on cable sattv br br sn austin tx,1
michael bennett and nicholas dante s broadway show ran for years but evidence of its power and charisma is lost in this movie adaptation which most likely stems from the choice of director richard attenborough as far from b way as you could get and lead actor michael douglas who plays a director choreographer like a slimy corporate lawyer the slim story about a grueling audition for a broadway show which turns into a therapy session for the actor dancer singers is pushed right up on us with loud brassy talents playing to the rafters nothing is modulated or subtle particularly a laughable subplot about a ex dancer returning to the theater and butting heads with old flame douglas the over eager hopefuls are filled with promise and heartache but their personal stories of angst are a little embarrassing this matched with attenborough s sluggish pacing spells disaster and even the now famous songs fail to break through the artificial wrapping from ,0
i was peeved that the best make up academy award went to dick tracy a horrible film with horrible make up the nightbreed based on the better titled cabal novella look terrific the acting is excellent and david chroneburg makes for a truly creepy and terrific antagonist br br the plot focus s on aaron boone who has recurring nightmares about a society of monsters living under a cemetery is he making it up or are they real and calling to him his pyschologist chroneburg convinces him he s a murderer a slayer of families br br troubled and suicidal boone seeks refuge in midian but the monsters don t want him at first he is also tracked by his girlfriend lori who refuses to give up on him even after he dies and comes back cold and monstrous br br but decker isn t about to let boone continue on he raises the locals on an all out assault on midian like a holy war in gods name led by the devil br br barkers themes of misunderstood monsters may come from his experiences as a homosexual male but they are always strong and honest nightbreed turns the genre on it s head the monsters are just trying to survive and want to be left alone but man is hunting them br br a minute longer cut was originally submitted by barker but the studio chopped it into this fractured masterpiece barker is hard at work trying to locate the missing footage for a directors cut release until then this version will have to do ,1
an ex informant of the east germany finishes in mexico like spy of a student group in in where she falls in love with one of the activists this is the first co production of mexico with germany and although it is a good picture of the ideals that marked and continue marking at least to the cgh youth as much finishes being something insipid since to the internal dilemmas that it faces dark brown noethem like the passion by his ideals that adela feels campomanes as soon as they glimpse in the case of him i want to suppose by the barrier of the language and in the case of her by its lack of experience reason why in the end a concrete identification with any of them does not exist which causes that what could have been films that even served as document like red dawn finished being one more a film although i want to clarify that in the room many of the assistants were excited in the conversation with the director which says to me that no longer they are so young or my ideals have changed ,0
i saw this by accident one lazy summer afternoon it was playing on the family programming channel of hbo at first i was drawn in by what i thought was a disney animation but then after a few minutes i found myself searching for the remote so i could find the info button to find out what in the world was on my tv i have nothing against harvey f i enjoy him in many of his films but one thing he is not is a voice over artist sure he has one of the more unique voices in hollywood but it works only as a part of a bigger visual package attaching his voice to a cute duck made watching somewhat difficult as for the rest of the cast uninspired i suppose working on this film didn t appeal to the really good voice over talent out there br br so weak voice talent strong animation who was this film targeting gay adolescent ducks i don t get it is there really such a dearth of role models for young up and coming homosexuals that we must resort to animated ducks cute story and like the title this movie i found hard to love just like an ugly duckling ,0
this was the funniest piece of film tape i have ever witnessed bar none i laughed myself sick the first three times i watched it i recommend it to everyone with the warning that if they can t handle the f sharps to stay far away at his best when telling stories from a kids point of view ,1
imagine that you are asked by your date what movie you wanted to see and you remember seeing a rather intriguing trailer about the grudge so in good faith you recommend seeing that movie it is the halloween season after all and it did boffo box office this past weekend so it must be pretty good so you go br br and you re actually in a state of shock when the movie ends the way it does and you hear yourself audibly saying that can t be the end of the movie but alas it is br br and imagine coming out of the movie theater being embarrassed and ashamed for recommending such a dog of a movie you think that your date thinks you re a bonehead for suggesting such an atrocity and your suggestion will certainly end a promising relationship actually it was so bad that both of us cracked up laughing at how bad it was i see no future for miss gellar in the movies and suggest that she sticks to television in the future actually it won t be long before she is consigned to flea market conventions selling buffy memorabilia and it can t happen soon enough if you ask me horrible horrible horrible the plot didn t make sense continuity was terrible it s apparent that the whole ending was contrived to have a grudge ii the return of cat boy ,0
i saw it i agree with him but i didn t care for his delivery he just came off as an asshole in a poorly edited contrived juvenile smear campaign edit cuts galore etc the camera would be focused on him and you d see or edit cuts just over the course of a minute or two of dialog add in the constant boom mikes in the camera shot which is a film no no br br this documentary hits a topic with so many angles so many interesting stories that the movie is just so easily done picking on religious fanatics is like picking on the retarded kid it is so easy it is just wrong i mean how hard is it to make these people look like nut bags to make them contradict themselves you just let them recite more then a verse or two i do like when he jumped back in forth between people of the same religion and showed them completely contradicting themselves br br i just think he could have done something a little more creative the part with the neurologist talking about brain activity was never fleshed out it could have been interesting to show brain scans of people during religious fits compared to drugs or sex or he could have played more on the women all rejoicing over the passion play that looked more like a snuff scene in a new rob zombie movie more could have gone into the history of john smith the mormon founder who had quite the colorful past delve into science v s religion one is a very methodical very strict process for increasing the confidence in theories it builds on itself from a solid bottom up a new layer on top of a more proved layer an enormous burden of proof is required each step of the way the other starts at the top and comes down with unchallengeable claims it is so because well i said so br br done right i d say turn it into an hbo original series hit a different religion every week br br it was an eye opener about one thing i must have been blind good ole g w bush no wonder he got elected he had the religious majority and well now that is the blind leading the blind br br bill moyer well what can i expect from a guy who hands out at sutra in newport beach ,0
by dane youssef br br i was kind of looking forward to this one i enjoy eddie murphy and i love it when a star hand makes a vehicle for themselves or when someone who writes decides to mark their own directorial debut but when the star s head gets too big for the rest of his body there s always a danger of a big budgeted hollywood vanity production br br will the filmmaker keep it real or will he just waste amounts of money the studio s ours and time the studio s ours his own patting himself on the back for an hour in a half sadly it s the latter here br br another thing i really like is when someone breathes new and fresh life into an exhausted and dried out genre none of that here the warring nightclub movies have become so worn through that even the parodies of it are dreary and done to death br br murphy does neither he does the most clichéd he plugs into a routine conventional formula gangster picture and plays it as seriously as if it were the godfather it s like a script where the next draft they put in the jokes and the new ideas but it seems like someone with clout just looked at it and went no this is fine br br probably murphy he is credited all over this in the opening shot of beautiful white satin sheets his name headlines across the credits about five times br br the plot a young orphan saves pryor s life and pryor adopts the little ragamuffin br br years later pryor s dump has become a first class hot spot they re pulling down big money and a gangster wants their action he s even got a dirty cop in his employ but pryor comes up with a scheme a la the sting br br murphy s screenplay plays like an unfinished first draft that nobody had the pair to call him on the actors aren t really allowed to stand out much if at all even the almighty murphy seems to be on auto pilot br br pryor shows class and gentlemanly manners as sugar ray perhaps it would have been better to name his character brown sugar ray—further evidence that this one needed a polish but everyone here is basically just on vacation br br the oscar nomination the movie received is richly deserved joe i tompkins best costume design but the production values are the only part that makes the s feel authentic br br some sets look somewhat fake but this is supposed to be a comedy of sorts it s rare one movie gets nominated for both a razzie and an oscar unless it s one of lucas new star wars chapters br br it s and everyone is talking like it s particularly the comedians this is a prehistoric white man s formula and with all these black comedians and satirists you expect them to skewer the genre or at least bring new life to it nope murphy is pretty much just coasting here br br the great roger ebert summed it up perfectly when he remarked in his review murphy approaches his story more as a costume party in which everybody gets to look great while fumbling through a plot that has not been fresh since at least br br jasmine guy is perfectly cast and seems to be indulging herself in her role and michael lerner has all the looks evil and mannerisms of the prototypical mob boss down pat and there are moments where pryor gives you an idea of what a more interesting leader and authority figure would sound like he gives every scene he s in a feeling of dignity br br would it have been too much to ask that della resse sing or at least quit embarrassing herself with all her kiss my ass talk br br and the late redd foxx doesn t get to leave much of a swan song here he has some back and forth with resse which could have been some great stuff nope murphy wastes another opportunity again here br br murphy s quick is charismatic and likable but those moments are few and far between for sure murphy has never looked better and never been duller his character made me laugh twice throughout the whole movie br br stan shaw s boxer with a horrible speech impediment isn t just painful and embarrassing it s annoying there s more to comedy than simply showing something unpleasant you have to incorporate some kind of light touch and funny situation watching him strain even the some of the easiest words just makes us feel sorry for him and annoyed with murphy br br can murphy write a screenplay well there was raw but that was really stand up material he wrote the outline for boomerang and coming to america for sure but her didn t have the last word there maybe a team of er like script doctors could ve revived this one br br murphy s direction is so slow and quiet you d swear he was asleep at the wheel some of the time he has too many static shots and doesn t seem to know how to build and release suspense on some level i think quick is the real eddie murphy angry young hot headed and ambitious but occasionally charming now if he were only funny sometime br br there s a scene in which murphy has a femme fa tale in bed who plans to make love with him and kill him you can probably guess how it turns out like everything else in the movie this could have been better but br br surprisingly murphy has not directed another movie since he got a razzie nomination and he no longer writes the finished draft for his films either he won the razzie for writing this br br it s great to look at and the music is beautiful and there are a few really nice scenes but that just falls under the category of gems among all the junk not enough of them br br couldv e been shouldv e been wasn t oh well br br by dane youssef,0
i saw this film last night a satire of the reality style programs that seem to be making the rounds at the moment br br what can i say i absolutely hated it about as interesting as watching paint dry and with maybe one or two only slightly amusing moments br br maybe it had something to do with me definately not being a fan of the survivor and big brother type shows but if this had been a video dvd or if i d been watching at the cinema on my own i would have definately not endured more than the first minutes br br ,0
 tintin and i first of all struck me as a masterpiece documentary the photography and the editing are truly breath taking almost anti dogma br br we follow the life of tintin drawer hergé through an open hearted interview from the tintin series was drawn on the background of the great ideological fights of the twentieth century in the midst of these hergé has his own demons to fight with and much of his drawing activity seems like an attempt to tame these and to escape into a world of perfection br br even though there are spectacular photographic panoramas of drawings from tintin albums and also some reconstructions and reading of passages from the albums the story of hergé is told entirely through interviews and archive material and never through reconstructions br br hergé lived the turbulent life of a true suffering artist but the fantastic world that came of his imagination will continue to amaze readers again and again ,1
i have watched this movie at least times maybe more and each time i watch it i am drawn into the movie and back to the movie takes me on a nostalgic vacation every time i watch it br br i think the important thing to say here is i was in and i can remember before president kennedy was shot and before the beetles came i can feel myself saying something like i carried a watermelon and then realizing just how stupid that was jennifer grey plays frances baby houseman in dirty dancing baby is going to start college in the fall she goes to kellerman s for vacation with her family mom dad and sister lisa br br one of the staff dancers penny played by cynthia rhodes gets pregnant by another staff person one of the college boys played by max cantor and has a chance to get an abortion but it is on a night that her and johnny patrick swayze are scheduled to dance at a nearby hotel br br thus the need for a fill in dancer for penny johnny is persuaded by penny and his cousin billy neal jones that he can teach baby to do the dance in time for the show baby learning the dance steps with penny and johnny are wonderful scenes br br baby s father doctor jake houseman played by jerry orbach comes to penny s rescue when the abortion is done wrong dirty dancing brought back to me this time in history when girls got pregnant and had abortions in back rooms by butchers around this time many girls actually died from this type of abortion but there were not many choices for a girl then br br lonnie price plays a great conceited grandson neil kellerman to jack weston s max kellerman jane brucker does a great job as baby s annoying sister lisa houseman br br the music is great and the dancing is wonderful the dirty dancers are absolutely wonderful and very sexy i can feel baby s astonishment when she first sees them dancing and says where d they learn to do that br br jennifer grey and patrick swayze are just perfect together in their respective roles patrick s song she s like the wind brings tears to my eyes each time i hear watch it in this movie br br the movie ends on an up note but leaves you wanting to know what happens next in baby s and johnny s lives dirty dancing gives something new each time it is watched it mesmerizes the watcher with nostalgia a feeling of wanting it to be again ,1
ok it s watchable if you are sick in bed or have nothing else to do the suspension of disbelief required to get through this movie is significant though first in today s modern society do you believe college coeds get that committed to someone in that short of a period of time even if you are a virtuous habitat volunteer who likes autistic kids and the week romance blossoms into a letter exchange that leads to john s conflict of whether to re enlist right after really he asks her what to do every guy we know was not gonna be sitting on the sidelines after those towers came down my husband was one of them and i love him and am proud of him for going john s character is so flat he s nearly expressionless the entire movie he s good looking but not spec ops he seems unsure not confident quiet instead of a hell raiser no tattoos gets into a fight with the preppy boys that is nothing more than a pushing match really walks around without a cover on his head nearly the whole movie and there are military technical flaws everywhere epaulets upside down the war scenes are dumb john and another guy heading off on their own huh then other guy gets shot and john drags him feet and starts giving buddy aid before securing the area or back up arrival or even having their backs against cover it s a gunfight for god s sakes you don t stop fighting until its over heck i wanted to shoot john in the back back home when the truth is revealed and she spills the wine we hated her for removing her shirt in his presence wth break his heart and then tease him into adultery she s a head case trollop best part of the movie is when he drives away from her at least he had some self respect and honor there overall unbelievable story and we generally did not care about these characters or their love dismal ,0
this was a very thought provoking film especially for at the time it was actually a huge box office success after the s it appeared to be forgotten but its central messages were too important to disappear completely it was actually at least fifteen years ahead of its time no one had ever heard of the greenhouse effect before and the controversial subject of euthanasia was rarely brought up br br the sets and special effects might look a little outdated but big money for sci fi films was a gamble in that period if you look closely you will see everything usually makes sense this is a message movie not for zonked out star wars fans that cant sit through one minute of thought stimulation unless it contains a million bucks worth of explosions br br this was also hestons last good film the end of his famous dystopian sci fi trilogy after that it was all overblown disaster epics and big budget crowd pleasing trash this might not be the most amusing two hour movie ever made and the ending might be creepy and depressing but its hard to find any film producer with guts anymore who would tackle a subject like this ,1
another great musical from hollywoods golden age i liked this movies story about a trio of friends who are performers at a small nightclub that is far from broadway and all its glitter although not the big time they are very content with their lives and the small club where they perform gene kelly plays the owner of the small club and is also the boyfriend of one of its dancers rita hayworth who happens to garner some attention when she s given an opportunity to be on a cover of a magazine trouble begins for gene kelly as his girlfriend is now the talk of the town phil silvers plays one of the three friends and does a good job of course there is the music and the dancing one dance performance by gene kelly stands out he is walking along the street at night alone and he see his reflection in a shop window his reflection soon starts dancing along with him in the streets great cinematography don t miss this one great entertainment ,1
a lot of people unfairly sh t on this series but several of the guinea pig videos are fairly entertaining devil s experiment in particular has some really fantastic effects work not just the infamous eyeball scene but also a very realistic skin slice on the foot and a hand breaking with a sledgehammer are very realistic especially for the video s vintage and low budget br br let me start at the beginning now for those who don t know this film is an extreme torture fake snuff film that surfaced in japan in the mid s it s plot as it stands is simple a young girl is held by a few men and forced to undergo a series of brutal tortures to see where her breaking point is this entails brutal violence all effectively realistic effects including the ones mentioned in the last paragraph as well as a painful looking application of hot oil to the captive girl s arm and placing of maggots in the subsequent flaky wound br br the least effective sequences are at the very beginning of the video and consist of an unconvincing slap session where three men take turns slapping the hell out of the girl as her head falls about and a second sequence where the three men take turns kicking the girl and pushing her to the ground these two scenes are obviously staged and detract from the realism of the rest of the proceedings br br the actress who plays the victim of the experiment is pretty convincing at being in pain and takes a good amount of abuse and rough stuff on camera her reactions as she has headphones strapped to her head and loud noises are played for hours on end are chilling some of the other abuse she takes is being strung up in a net from a tree during the only times she is given a rest also there is a disturbing scene where the giggling captors through guts at her and one other disgustingly sleazy scene where she is spun in an office chair and forced to drink a bottle of jack daniels till she pukes br br if you haven t seen this series i hope i have helped you decide whether or not you want to give this episode a shot for devil s experiment ,1
john madden s cinematic interpretation of edith wharton s ethan frome falls short of doing justice to a great literary piece while the story is maintained the elements that give the novella its soul are skewered and all in all lost in the film madden fails to convey the innocence and overall tragedy of ethan and mattie s relationship instead transforming it into a morality tale the mark is missed and the point lost in added details and poor dialog zeena zenobia in the book is almost completely the antagonist the books least sympathetic figure where in the movie she can be almost pitied though it s a stretch you kind of feel bad for this sick woman who is being cheated on the book more accurately describes zeena s tyrannical control of the house and of ethan the movie just ticked me off the addition of the fox was pointless as well as the scene with mattie trying to kill herself it was just poorly interpreted and done film mistakes ethan s elusiveness in the church dance scene interactions with denis eady addition of love scene fox scene store scene saying his plans allowed lack of displays of ethan s inner emotions and thoughts introduction of the priest instead of nameless engineer let on to much that zeena knows about the growing relationship where in novel reader never knows what zeena is thinking or aware of just too many flaws and poor directing decisions ,0
first week of may every year brings back the memories of the holocaust through movies on televisions among many movies they showed this was the one i had not seen br br the story is about hilter s life and how he came to power it starts with his childhood and ends with his holding the top most position of power in germany br br the movie was earlier presented as a tv series and later converted into a movie format scottish actor robert carlyle plays adolf hitler with great guts conviction and flare to give a real portrayal of this man br br it is a good screenplay and narrative that educates the audiences on the main events that lead hitler into power and also tries to show the probable psychological make up of hitler the movie is a biased viewpoint of the director christian duguay – who shows hitler as a one track menacing angry and shouting person – who had such a strong hold on the germans and people around him hitler is not shown as someone having charishma and attraction and there the movie fails to convince hitler s portrayal br br even though the venture was for tv all the ingredients of production are first class and at par with any main stream movie the production value sets costumes etc were perfect br br there is a lot of criticism of this movie in the authenticity about the historic events that is presented but still the movie is gripping every engaging and entertaining robert carlyle overpowers and dominates the screen as no one else does he is amazingly good – brilliant i would have liked a more balanced view of hitler s life because i think hitler was able to bring out the dormant feelings of million of germans and it is not only him who should be blamed for the holocaust as i have told several times that – very sadly our society loves to garland or prosecute one person as a representative of the society s good or evil respectively ,1
art imitates life imitates art atticus finch is reincarnated into the d a in this tragic and suspenseful gripping documentary that plays more like a who done it and how did it happen the authenticity and sometimes reluctant honesty of the individuals make this a compelling story in many layers although racism is one of the themes there are other elements such as work ethic integrity and coping with grief that have drawn me back to view and review this film again and again the music is driving but not obtrusive the pacing and visuals are such that there is no mistaking the fact that these are real people going through an authentic experience ,1
terry gilliam traveled again to the future he had already done it in brazil to tell this story about a virus that s destroying the human race br br the script is totally crazy with some easy tricks on it but it s quite entertaining and gilliam proves that he s got imagination the futuristic scenes are just great as for the cast bruce willis and the beautiful madeleine stowe whatever happened to her are just ok but brad pitt is so annoying whenever he plays roles that are out of his hand he results so forced and he s not credible at all he should just play good looking successful young men br br my rate ,1
this is not the video nastie but only because it came out in when they were presumably tired of the whole thing in britain it is a rehash of the boogeyman and would have been banned for the same reason whatever that was br br i was initially confused as i thought that annie kelly galindo may have been a different lacey but she was someone trouble by psychic visions of a boogeyman similar to the one in the first film fans will immediately note that they are not the same person br br after seeing a murder in a bathroom and also seeing the address as well annie her psychiatrist and a para psychology student who greatly resembles the guy on the cheap romance novels and butter commercials head to the house and sure enough it s the same bathroom hours later a murder happens just as she described of course we have no idea who this boobilicious woman is or why she was murdered br br then the movie shift to a rerunning of the boogeyman story with some extra footage that we did not see in the original notably the boogeyman is shown unlike the original sadly some of the good scenes were cut but of it is there why rerun this film did they find the footage in the trash what was the purpose br br we ll never know and despite the psychologist telling annie she is cured we all know the bogeyman will never die ,0
a really funny story idea with good actors but it misses somehow the actors are older but none of them looked particularly good they needed better make up photography or something it is supposed to be a love story and yet the film had more of the rough look of a street film i liked the cast but i think the performances were rather bland this is where the weakness of the director shows perhaps if mrs spielberg had mr spielberg directing it would have been a much better film ,0
others main criticism of this film namely that macy suddenly looks jewish upon donning his glasses is misplaced the glasses are just the little bit of change needed to convince others he s a jew the scene in which he says to his boss paraphrasing but you know what my background is along with another discussion with his mother suggests that he s had to fight this same assumption in the past the glasses now make him look just jewish enough to confirm his neighbors and co workers existing suspicions then there is his new wife s large nose and taste for loud clothes which of course means she s jewish the whole point of the film is how those little stereotypical nothings become the entire basis for judging others br br if he has a lisp he must be gay if he has long hair he smokes dope if he s hispanic he s got a knife and if he has round black glasses and he s slight of build he must be jewish those statements all sound equally im plausible to me if the conclusion people were jumping to in focus was reasonable the whole point of the story would be lost ,1
yes i know i m one of the few people longing to trample this movie into the dust of oblivion so let me me tell you why i feel this way in truth had it been advertized as a zombie film or the like i might have enjoyed it but right now i m totally speechless br br spoiler though i m not sure what s to spoil let s start with the first huge flaw if i did not know that the movie is called darkness the vampire version and had i not seen some sequences where some individuals seem to be sucking blood i would not have seen the connection with vampires i mean fangless give me a break br br second bad point what s with the metal it appears that all young people but mainly those so called vampires are into various kinds of metal judging mainly by their shirts don t get me wrong i ve been into the more extreme forms of music for almost years but nobody s going to scare me by showing me some ridiculous teenagers in iron maiden of all bands t shirts running around pretending to be vampires pathetic is the only only word that i could use here br br third weakness the actors wait a minute what actors you mean the director s wooden friends words would be a waste here br br yes alright the movie is very gory but what difference does that make it would have been a strong point and something to enjoy if the briliant director had not chosen to create an artificial vampire topic in this movie i wanted to see vampires but was treated to some stupid looking kids i would have loved to use my baseball bat on the film makers should simply have advertized the movie saying cheap b grade horror with no plot but a lot of gore br br this movie is blasphemy against the whole concept of vampirism and it makes me sick ,0
okay so the first few seasons took a while to get going on the special effects way but from the beginning hidden frontier has given consistently good story lines and performances and have always been willing to mistakes they ve made they advice people to see newer episodes first so they can see just how good the show is and understand how much it has changed since the first episodes the cast have a fantastic camaraderie and it shows on screen br br the influx of guest actors who make their mark on the show and with fans attests also to the show as the story lines go from strength to strength the show has pushed barriers with its various story lines depression drug addiction and mainstream homosexuality and these may have rubbed a few people the wrong way but that is what star trek is and was all about it portrays those story lines in a smart and emotional way dealing with them subtly and smoothly br br yes they have used some characters from trek history but they have done them justice characters like shelby lefler and necheyev vastly underused in the show had a rebirth in the new frontier books but they lost their sizzle after a while when peter david when more towards wild fantasy versus serious sci fi and hf shows those characters in a completely different light which serves them better br br the site also allows fans to interact with chat rooms and forums and they can get to know the people involved they release bloopers for every episode so the fans can see what a laugh they have because they are people doing it in their spare time with a dedication that would make many professional actors wide eyed in shock br br what this series now drawing to a close after years has accomplished on such a limited amount of resources is nothing short of amazing bringing people together inspiring others to do the same hf will live for a long time after it ends as long as people still enjoy the reason it started in the first place ,1
jingofighter i agree with some of your comments but i have to disagree on a couple of things first this film is nothing like the cars that ate paris not imho nothing like it br br i think the film had elements of surrealism but i think the basic approach of the film maker is not surrealist per se therefore its not really like cars paris i think more like a weird euro work with some scenes bearing the hallmark of wierd not surreal br br secondly i think the music by heuzenroeder is brilliant they used whistling that old sound from country and western records and its waaayyy better than most aussie films which usually team the film maker up with a dumb sounding indy band that the company wants to push br br as for the name of the film i don t know why it s called modern love i was kinda hoping for david bowie to appear dressed in drag and lipstick opps i m starting to show my age ,1
this movie probably had a budget and still managed to surpass titanic i rented this the day i crashed my mom s car and it was the only thing that cheered me up beyond belief it has to be tied with the assult of the killer bimbos things to look for are the drive in blow job chinese girl scene the bleach blonde in the sassoon shirt who never changes the flinstone like screech out driving the clashing ensemble worn by the redhead right before she gets killed don t worry i m not ruining any surprises for it s soooo predictable the guy who finds it necessary to howl the mental patient who plays a convincing job of being insane by poking out the eyes of a maniquen the hour long chase at the end involving the teacher and the priest the womman writing grafitti on the bathroom wall last but not least the wonderful special effects especially the stab in the boob that made a heaven help me popping noise br br enjoy br br ,1
as a fan of c j s earlier movie latter days i really wanted to like this film br br the nicest thing i can say however is that it s not an awful film there are some good performances and a few funny scenes in particular tori spelling has a couple of great scenes where she s talking to her fiancé s ex boyfriend br br overall though it s pretty week the script falls back on weird coincidences and clichéd movie moments way too often the main character went to stanford on a golf scholarship and his high school buddy doesn t even know that he plays the game br br most of the time this movie had no idea where it was going or what it was trying to say there are a lot of scenes that are mildly cute but ultimately turn out to be a waste of time and you could easily cut half the characters from the film without losing anything br br still for all it s faults i would have to say that this is one of the better gay films of recent years which says a lot about how bad most gay films are br br i m hoping c j s next film will be better ,0
am not from america i usually watch this show on axn channel i don t know why this respected channel air such sucking program in prime time slot creation of hollywood s money bank jerry bruckheimer this time he is spending a big load of cash in the small screen in each episode a bunch of peoples having two team members travels from on country to another for a great sum of money where the camera crews shoot their travels i don t know who the hell gave this stupid idea for the show it has nothing to watch for in all episodes we see people ran like beggars some times shouting crying beeping jerky camera works huh it s harmful to both eyes and ears the most disgusting part in the race is the viewers finally knows each of the team members can t enjoy their race traveling experience even though to add up the ratings the producers came up with the ideas of including gays in one shows sucking american reality show br br it s nothing to watch for better switch to another channels br br the amazing race the disgusting show ,0
maybe it s because i looked up the history of the irish troubles in the s and then the sad civil war that engulfed the free state after the signing of the treaty before watching this movie anyway the sudden turn at the end brought tears to my eyes br br victor mclaglen isn t as famous today as he was back then and he should be better remembered in this film i think he s playing himself as he would have been without his innate talent and brains for example the scenes where his buddy in the crowd is challenging men to fight with him is probably quite reminiscent of what mclaglen actually did in earlier years when he was a world class bare knuckles boxer john ford is partly responsible for that the imdb trivia section shows how he tricked mclaglen into getting a really bad hangover for the trial scene this director also could bring out a lot in his actors even without such tricks mostly though mclaglen is firmly in control especially when his character is almost totally blotto which is difficult for an actor to do believably and he also plays gypo nolan with a depth and emotional power that is surprising for someone who has only seen mclaglen later in his career in the quiet man i especially like the contrast between this role as an ira man and the much more obviously controlled performance he gave as the ira man denis hogan in hangman s house br br in the quiet man of course mclaglen is a country squire at odds with the local ira victor mclaglen was big and bully in the old fashioned sense of the word but he was a good actor too and capable of wide range and fine nuances of performance that we just wouldn t expect of a such a man today it s a rather sad comment on our own set of expectations and prejudices br br ford as usual packs a lot into a little bit of film all the characters are excellent though the commandant s mostly american accent is distracting note there be spoilers ahead knowing that gypo once drew the short straw and was ordered to kill a man but let him talk his way out of it instead we really empathize with the man who draws the short straw for executing gypo and the humanity he shows most notably when they go to take gypo in mary s room br br john ford really shows his genius here taking what could have been a gruesome and yet expected outcome to the whole story and instead using it to set up a totally unexpected and yet very satisfying ending that makes us think not just of gypo and the other characters but of poor ireland during that tortured time ,1
this film is the freshman effort of stephanie beaton and her new production company while it suffers from a few problems as every low budget production does it is a good start for ms beaton and her company br br the story is not terribly new having been done in films like the burning and every friday the th since part but the performances are heartfelt so many big budget movies just have the actors going through the motions its always nice to see actors really trying to hone their craft br br the story deals with the murder and possible return of a disfigured classmate the others are sworn to secrecy but the trauma of the event sends each person in different directions in their lifes ten years later the friends are murdered one by one by a gruesome stalker known as the bagman who will survive you have to watch br br if you are roger ebert or any number of arrogant critics you probably shouldn t bother but if your taste run more towards joe bob briggs and you want to see a group of people honing their craft then check out the bagman ,0
i adored this movie not only because i am a big fan of moritz bleibtreu although he is in practically all german movies that count but also because he is not the main actor the lead is taken over by barnaby metschurat who was the only reason to watch s julietta and who really carries this movie on his shoulders br br a family moves from italy to germany seeking the german dream this is my own invention and ironic of cheap labor in steel and coal industries however they end up opening a restaurant and the journey the movie takes to this point alone is so poetic and at the same time funny and charming from this point onward the story told is mainly that of the two brothers of this family giancarlo bleibtreu and gigi metschurat gigi s dream to become a filmmaker is threatened by rivalry with his brother and his mother s determination to return to italy what follows is a great and totally neutral look at what life can become formed by the choices you make br br in the end this movie doesn t say which life gigi s or giancarlo s was more successful or fuller or more interesting it merely gives us a rewarding glimpse at what it must be like to search for identity when two countries and mentalities are involved and this look is not driven by bitterness or disdain to either country which makes it such a great film for any and every country dealing with the tensions resulting from immigration the fact that director fatih akin s moved to germany from turkey in the s also lends this movie a large measure of its credibility and emotional accuracy the icing on the cake are fantastic performances by the entire cast especially metschurat and this i really need to stress the little boy who plays young gigi that kid s performance would be a hard act to follow by just about anyone great movie go see it ,1
i saw this movie when it was first released in pittsburgh pa i had traveled from youngstown ohio a distance of approx miles i knew nothing of the plot nor the players i had read no reviews nor had i talked to anyone who had seen it believe me i will never make that mistake again it was being touted i believe as the first feature length movie filmed in the new d process that was what enticed me to make a mile round trip br br there was a waiting line two abreast that stretched i kid you not or ½ blocks long and moving very slowly i could hardy wait to be seated if i had only known at that moment what i soon would know i could have been ¾ of the way back to youngstown by the time the feature started br br by the time the first d scene was shown i was already nodding off the novelty quickly wore thin and from then on it was pure agony br br without going into excruciating detail i can only offer the following advice if you have ever seen the famous film plan nine from outer space supposedly the worst movie ever filmed it in my humble opinion stands head and shoulders above this garbage br br i don t know if this has ever been shown on tv if it has i don t know why if you ever get a chance to see it do something else take a walk cut the grass wash the dog have someone flog you with a rubber hose anything your time will have been better spent br br this has been my first movie review it might well be my last unless a worse movie comes along and i wouldn t make book that will happen br br bill br br ,0
i have seen this film at least times and i am still excited by it the acting is perfect and the romance between joe and jean keeps me on the edge of my seat plus i still think bryan brown is the tops brilliant film ,1
if monte hellman s legendary early s road movie masterpiece two lane blacktop had been done more like a stark stripped down fiercely taut and straightforward brooding mood piece embellished upon by that distinctly mean n lean rough n tough very raw and ragged macho australian mentality and topped off with a generous sprinkling of dour despairing no hope whatsoever end of the road punk nihilism it would undoubtedly be much similar to this jarringly bleak and atmospheric knockout br br nice guy factory worker mike an appealingly scruffy terry serio runs afoul of sneering shades wearing fascist car race champ fox a perfectly hateful richard moir when he steals fox s fetching model girlfriend julie the lovely deborah conway away from him mike and fox begin competing in increasingly lethal races in which the stakes become higher and higher with each successive bout finally culminating in an especially pulse pounding all or nothing race with only one true winner allowed mike assisted by his worried but loyal italian mechanic pal tony a splendidly smooth turn by vangelis mourikis and tutored by blind supremely hip s style greaser rebel marvelously essayed with maximum coolness by max cullen willingly puts his life on the line for the sake of his reputation the affection of his old lady the money and most importantly for the chance to topple the haughty fox from his gloating glowering thrown directed with utmost gravity and intensity by john clark written to laconically right on perfection by barry tomblim with a shivery flesh crawling synthesizer score by peter crosbie and spare unadorned cinematography by david gribble this authentically gnarly early s item presents the concept of racing cars as not only a funky alternate lifestyle but also an all consuming obsession and reason for living it s the sole thing most of the film s characters are really passionate about with a remarkably astute and unblinking eye complete with a harrowing downbeat ending and unsparingly grim central message about the bitter price one pays for being top dog this riveting depiction of a dead end existence rates as an extraordinary cinematic achievement ,1
i ve seen three of the animatrix episodes and this is my favorite of all of them the second renaissance provided a flimsy back story to the already flimsy universe program was a stylistically impressive number it just felt kind of silly i guess what gives this one it s special touch is the direction from shinichiro watanabe director of the incredibly popular and for good reason series cowboy bebop it has some of the best elements of bebop slick sci fi adventure a no nonsense slightly apathetic hero working for hire a bounty head more or less and a chase scene all wrapped up in an excellent film noir packaging watanabe s tarantino style slickness comes through here full throttle ,1
in my personal opinion i think this is the greatest video game ever created i first played this game at my friends house years ago the very next day i went out and got my own since that day close to seven years ago i have not stopped playing it i can t help it i just can t get bored of it i ve been addicted to other games on other much newer systems but i keep coming back for more goldeneye every mission is amazingly fun and challenging the multi player mode was like none other i hope you can be as fortunate as i was to have played four player multi player mode because i had brothers and friends who would get together and play this game all the time ,1
i saw this movie on tv when it came out and never seen it again for the life of me i couldn t remember the title and just stumbled across it while checking roy thinne s movie credits excellent dark and spooky tv horror movie in the same class as crowhaven farm don t be afraid of the dark and satan s school for girls all lost satanic classics i also think it has many parallels to clint eastwood s classic high plains drifter why don t they release these great little movies especially when you consider all of the more recent garbage that fills the discount dvd racks at wal mart most of these flicks have a cult following so sales shouldn t be a problem ,1
 two wildlife photographers are traveling through the amazon river basin on their latest assignment while trying to capture the wildlife of the area on film our photographers cross paths with a game hunter who is stalking the animals for another reason looking to eliminate the witnesses to his illegal activities the hunter decides to according to the dvd sleeve s synopsis br br handsome guide peter brown as jim pendrake takes pretty blonde ahna capri as terry greene and her good looking brother tom simcox as art greene into the venezuelan jungle to admire the view and take wildlife pictures after they hook up with hunky big game hunter william smith as caribe psychological dramatics surface br br a pivotal scene with mr brown reposing in the vee of a tree and sharing a cigarette with mr simcox is nicely staged the circular direction reappears in the later fight between brown and mr smith and it is effective simcox early sex romp adds nothing to the story it could have been cut to take advantage of what seems like flirting between the brown and simcox characters an attraction between brown and ms capri could have been played up also br br the music including jim stein s love all things that love the sun is fine but the film needs to be re tracked to cut out animals which do not appear on screen and there is far too much superfluous footage on display piranha is a case where less would have been more ,0
i really really enjoyed watching this movie at first seeing its poster i thought it was just another easy romantic comedy but it is simply more than this i personally believe that this idea that i m sure a good part of the viewers had just before they saw the movie it s yet another important part of the big concept of this movie itself or even of its marketing strategy what i mean is nowadays we are slaves to images to impressions i went to the cinema to view this film having the wrong impression the wrong expectations and at the end i felt how superficial i could be to exemplify it comes to my mind the sequence near the end in which sidney buys the plane ticket to go back to new york and as he is asked to give an autograph meaning to sign for the ticket he believes that just because he got on tv thanks to the scandal at the awards he is now some kind of celebrity and this is just i believe the climax of this main theme around which the movies revolves above this i believe the movie also offers us a solution to get along with this illustrated throughout the movie by sidney s attitude don t become too serious about yourself or about anybody else even saints were people in the beginning as sophie once says in the movie the saints of the moment are the stars we attribute them an aura of perfection of eternal happiness but the reality is much less than that even the saints of any religion are images ideal models of how to behave and how to live your life even they were not for real they became for real after they died and we looked back at them and that s the catch we need our saints we need our stars we strive for them as if it wasn t for them we wouldn t have anything to strive for and television and all other media are means to create and capture our strivings we desperately need benchmarks in regard to which to measure ourselves and that s how we got in the cinema to watch this movie in the first place to see if we can fit the benchmark or if the benchmark is to small for us this time it was larger than we expected ,1
the plot outline of this movie is similar to the original someone gets kidnapped the prince is incest with saving her odet turns into a swan the turtle frog puffin first the bad magician as best they can and in the end anyways there is not much new here with the exception of a lack of well known voice talent sorry no palance nor cleese and thus jean bob was a disapointment ,0
though i really didn t feel anything for lance s character and felt his wife could have done much better with anyone else it could have been a much stronger movie if they had spent more time on character development perhaps with lance i would have liked it better br br however i have to completely agree with doyleluver when they said and to quote glenn quinn s character ben i m the star here in it that s right i m the talented one if you watch the movie just watch him even when he s in the background just his facial expressions all in the eyes you know for sure what motivates ben exactly how he feels about comments even if it s a quick look behind a character s back great acting in a fair film ,1
this film is an entertaining fun and quality film the film very cleverly follows the guidelines if the book and tries to stick to the exact lines the actors are all suitable and you would expect them to be the part they use some famous actors which give a great effect on the film the graphics is a bit dodgy in some parts and there are quite a few mistakes throughout the film there is no such thing as a yellow spotted lizard for example the camp is not as gruesome as explained in the book and they tend not to show the goings on in the camp as much as the book all of his group are mentioned a lot in the book but are not in the film overall a great film for a rainy afternoon,1
a cheesy b crime thriller of the early the story is droll the characters wooden allison hayes and abbe lane are the only two sexpots that make it an eye catcher but one short shot only a few frames long shows an el train crossing the river on the state street bridge of the series pullman built cars painted in their original paint scheme as they were delivered when new in for traction fans like me that one short take makes the picture worthwhile i think films like this one ulmer s detour d o a with edmund o brien the fugitive with harrison ford and others of the film noir genre big city crime dramas make it interesting if for nothing other than the fact that i know chicago and san francisco intimately and recognize most of the street locations other wise it s a really droll boring film ,0
just as a reminder to anyone just now reading the comments on this excellent bbc mini series published in it was not available on dvd until the last few years since then it has become available but initially only in the british format for which i bought an international dvd player which you have to hack illegally i suspect to see it but the series is now available through amazon com discs for between to be viewed on dvd in the us format no hacking there were reviews average stars this mini series is one of the very best on oppenheimer or the manhattan project or virtually anything produced by the bbc ,1
sam firstenberg s ninja the domination mixes martial arts with the exorcist like horror the horror elements thrown on screen are simply laughable but the film works as a mindless action martial arts flick the fight scenes are well choreographed and exciting and the film is never boring so forget stupid dialogue lame acting and annoying soundtrack grab some beer and check this one out highly recommended ,1
if you watched this movie you know why i said jesus jesus jesus hehehe every time they said jesus jesus jesus i laughed thinking jesus jesus jesus why did i rent this movie i cannot believe how oscar winners like freeman and spacey appeared here in the background while timberlake and ll cool j grabbed the screen wtf is timberlake dreaful acting i think someone like joshua jackson could have done a much better job this job was perfect for joshua jackson and believe me i am not a big fun of him but i really prefer an actor not this android called timberlake and his girlfriend was shallow hollow and annoying as hell i was happy when they both were popped in the street br br the story was ok and i think dylan mc dermott did his bad guy role very well the movie was entertaining but i think timberlake ruined it all it would have been much enjoyable without him br br by the way the music was ok but suddenly every time the music appeared the movie turned into a mtv video clip with flashes low motion and things like that something misplaced for this cops movie i thought maybe they wanted to make a mtv video clip for timberlake ,0
i was expecting this movie to be a stinker but i wanted to see for myself but i was surprised how good of a movie this was i know longer movies often don t do well at the box office but why this was pulled and not allowed to be viewed by the public is beyond me it maintained my interest throughout and the scenery and photography is breathtaking at times the plot was good and the morality play was a good one i liked the realism which was along the lines of unforgiven i had to rent this movie to see it but it was definitely worth it ,1
a very funny east meets west film influenced by the closure of gm s flint michigan plant in the eighties and the rise and integration of japanese automakers in the us set in western pennsylvania it features great performances by michael keaton gedde watanabe and george wendt music by blues legend stevie ray vaughan ,1
the movie was terrible easily the worst movie i have seen in the past few years one of those movies i will be able to tell people for the next three years that it was the worst movie i can think of thank you for giving me an answer to that burning question what is the worst movie you have seen answer celestine prophecy trust me i read the book enjoyed the message and was excited to see the movie but then they treated the audience like we are r tarded there is no story and the story that is there is crippled by too much magic and coincidence it is too bad they have to spell out the nine prophecies and can t simply weave them into a story that is entertaining to follow they didn t spend any time on character development and it was easy to not care if any character died it was embarrassing to be one of the few people who stuck around until the end of this incredibly boring movie the book is pretty boring too but i enjoyed the parallels that could be seen in everyday life while you read the book the film does not offer the same opportunity and i would suggest not seeing it if you want to continue to hold the words of the book close to your heart don t see this movie trust me ,0
return to me is a movie you will want to own it is a story of inspiration and family love that appeals to all ages the story though seemingly impossible aspires to divine intervention when a man looses his wife in a tragic accident and finds that love again in the woman who receives his wife s heart david duchovny and minnie driver give warm hearted performances as the designated to be lovers who meet by chance but the real story lies in the friends and family around them who love and support them in times of trial carol o connor as minnie driver s grandfather is authentic in every scene bonnie hunt as the friend whose wit and encouragement underlines minnie as a sister is funny yet warm in the scenes especially with james belushi as her husband classic scenes and writing makes this story so enjoyable and touching to watch over and over again thank you for making a movie that demonstrates families and friends as close knit caring people who love each other through difficult times ,1
director star clint eastwood s sudden impact is an intriguing addition to the dirty harry series a combination of crude film making and genius it s mediocre and silly in parts brilliant and classic in others with compelling gripping pacing there are numerous echoes of the first film here the shoot em up make my day scene recalls the do you feel lucky one one of the villains is as viscerally repugnant as the first film s scorpio an actor who played a minor baddie in the first one returns here as harry s partner just to name a few br br harry callahan is still at odds with the higher ups in the department still mean still tough but now he s older and wearier his constant conflicts with his superiors are a metaphor for his inner conflict a respect and reverence for the law versus a desire to serve the pure spirit of justice the two things not always being compatible this incompatibility is the underlying theme of the series the first film posed a simple question what about the victim s rights do they outweigh those of the criminal vice versa depends that film s answer was controversial prompting a sequel the highly enjoyable magnum force which set out to draw the line between harry s brand of justice and pure heartless vigilantism dirty harry like many of clint s other roles is the personification of vengeance the protector of the the defenseless this movie however brings it back to the victim in this case jennifer portrayed by sondra locke who decides to avenge the rape of herself and her now incapacitated sister by ruthlessly hunting down and ritualistically executing the men and one woman who committed the crime br br without going into a play by play of the whole movie i will say this i mentioned earlier that sudden impact echoes the first film it actually also sprinkles in little references and in jokes from the whole series the confusion concerning the captain s last name is an example an intentional prank i believe the relationship between callahan and jennifer is neat has our rogue cop hero found a soul mate in this lady vigilante and is she a vigilante or a victim justifiably standing up for her and her sister s tarnished rights the exchange between these two at the very end of the film is a poetic denouement of the series one which i personally as a fan found quite moving that last scene alone makes sudden impact the legitimate climax to the dirty harry collection the perfect answer to the conflict posed in the first film not to knock the dead pool that excellent movie was a relatively light hearted suspenseful yet comic thriller featuring harry callahan rather than a character defining film like this one br br this movie did well in the theaters audiences in the reagan era found harry and his ilk quite appealing and the president himself frequently quoted go ahead make my day ,1
yes it may be goofy and may not seem as funny as many high budget comedies out there but this movie is truly hilarious if you really watch it tim meadows has always struck me as being funny off of the saturday night live show whenever he would do this character on the show i would crack up laughing so after i saw this was going to be playing on comedy central one night i decided to check it out all in all i was farily impressed with this movie because it wasn t meant to win any oscars or become comedy of the year but it did entertain the saturday night live fans that love the ladies man character this movie is also packed with some highly quotable lines that can be recited for years to come ,1
this movie was very good i really enjoyed it tom mccamus performance was excellent and very believable as the consumptive son edmund i also enjoyed the set design house and the costumes ,1
in the wake of lock stock and two smoking barrels the british film industry rapidly became swamped with bad gangster films in the late s early s that seem even more desperate today than they did then in one of the all time great cases of pearls from swine the producers of rancid aluminium brazenly plastered the quote the best film of the century from one review all over the ads while omitting the rest of the sentence pointing out that that was only because at the time of writing it was the only film that had been released in looking at it today it s hard to imagine how it ever got made uniting a cast that was briefly considered the cream of cool britannia s lads mags brigade – rhys ifans sadie frost nick moran and joseph fiennes – but now merely a guarantee of a turkey every time in a confused adaptation of a confused james hawes novel that the plot is never explained could be down to the possibility that no one really knows what it is or perhaps simply don t think it matters something to do with ifans businessman being set up with steven berkoff s homicidal russian crime lord in a money laundering or investment scheme it s never clear which because no one ever asks by fiennes crooked irish accountant who expects the russians to kill off ifans so he can take over his failing company things get increasingly confused and underexplained from there on ifans alternates between shouting about how terrible his life is while juggling visits to the fertility clinic and sleeping with his secretary and tara fitzgerald s ludicrously accented russian temptress berkoff keeps on saying bizniss and francis drake and fiennes does a decent irish accent while proving that just because he played a great writer in shakespeare in love doesn t mean he s any judge of good writing when it comes to film scripts br br when the most convincing performances come from keith allen and dani behr you know a film is in deep trouble with poland standing in for a russia filled with people with polish accents and a strange score that veers from john barry pastiche to lounge music to ennio morricone spaghetti western on a stylophone budget it fails completely in the cool stakes it s aiming for and ends up in a curious overplotted but almost plot less limbo all its own sitting there like a joke shop dog turd ,0
i was intrigued by the title so during a small bout of insomnia fueled by my curiosity i stayed up and watched it i then checked my tv listings and watched it again there is one very obvious realization that occurred to me when i saw this film in spite of politics traditions culture etc teenagers everywhere are virtually the same the characters of the kids from belgrade could have been transported to let s say somewhere in the american midwest during the same time period and language differences aside would be impossible to tell apart from any of the local teens of that era they certainly displayed the same growing pains and preoccupations politics aside music sex movie idols music drinking sports music as a matter of fact much the same things that occupied my time growing up in s southern california br br this was a bittersweet story but the joy of youth made it very enjoyable the characters especially the young actors were completely believable also i won t say this was the yugoslav american graffiti but i will say that it fits in nicely with other s themed movies ,1
i thought it was weird and just gory not scary i have seen a couple of the japanese horror films ringu and juon and loved them but this movie was a disappointment it never even explained anything about the curse i just didn t see any horror it wasn t scary to me at all the whole time i was watching i was waiting for kirie to discover the secret of the curse and why it was happening now if this was some ancient curse why didn t it happen before shuichi s father and it never told us what happened to her father i kept waiting for someone to tell us the meaning or the reasoning behind this curse and then it just ended i was very disappointed ,0
a hint i think may be gathered by the various comments on this thread br br i was quite amazed at the number of people who liked this film who want to make it mandatory or compulsory br br i think this gives us a little bit of insight into the reason this film and the issue underlying it is so polarizing br br the global warming issue appeals a lot to people who want to force others to do right it appeals particularly to more liberal leaning people because it doesn t have to do with bedroom morality which is what usually gets conservatives who want to force you to be good going br br and that s the problem with the film al gore is a politician and a very successful one at that he just can t help himself from appealing to those people who want to force others to do as they would the political appeal is just too great br br and there we are left with a scientific issue that may be of huge importance reduced to a political issue appealing to those in the body politic with a predilection to force other to do right br br another interesting question is how did the environmental movement get hijacked by such people ,0
the movie within the movie a concept done many times in the history of cinema it is accomplished here as well as in any br br if you love carmen you ll love this version br br if you love flamenco you ll love this version br br the plot of the classic opera is played out in the actual rehearsal of the opera by a flamenco troupe the music is authentic the direction wonderful br br if you like dancing you ll love this version br br there is tragedy there is passion there is intrigue br br there is br br carmen ,1
when i was younger i thought the first film was really good in childhood so i decided to see the sequel this is an example of why some films shouldn t have sequels because the first film is usually best and it is basically now that ariel and eric are married they have a daughter who isn t allowed outside the house because they are worried about the sister of ursula the octopus legged villain from film one morgana getting to her when the kid gets out she asks ursula s sister to turn her into a mermaid like her mum was this makes ariel go back to the sea to find her the same good voice artists it s just the story that could have had a bit more thought adequate ,0
attention spoiler br br many people told me that «planet of the apes» was tim burton s worst movie and apart from that much weaker than the original film so i decided not to see it another friend of mine who hadn t seen the movie yet advised me to watch it in spite of this because a tim burton movie is still a tim burton movie i decided to do it and i found that he was right br br it s clear that a remake of such a famous film as planet of the apes is automatically influenced by commercial thinking still tim burton managed his film to represent his weird playfulness just as well as beetlejuice or batman if you are already fond of burton movies it s hard not to like one of his films even if it has some flaws nerve racking monkey squeals over dressed apes and a leading actor who could have been without difficulties replaced by anbody else br br what the film gives us in the first place is an answer to the question what s the result when tim burton is instructed to create a remake first of all burton wouldn t be burton if he wouldn t refuse to call it a remake from the start it s a re imagining on the other hand burton knows that almost every viewer of his movie has seen the very first film version starring charlton heston as human and he knows that a remake doesn t exist without its model and that the two films will not stop being compared so all he does is playing with this comparison at every moment of his film e g by referencing to quotes concerning the story line burton does a brilliant job by answering open questions of the original first and then driving the whole audience to despair by destroying this wonderful clarity and ending the movie with – and here is the spoiler – leo coming back to earth and finding himself inside a world that seems to have been ruled by apes forever br br now this is the burtonesque answer to people s expectations they hold because of the astonishing shocking ending of the first planet of the apes an ending even more unexpected more astonishing and completely confusing because – and here i m disagreeing with various planet of the apes homepages and platforms – it does not make any sense there cannot be a meaning to it or just a so complicated one that it becomes ineffective tim burton is playing his cruel games he does it with a grin and he does it well burton fans will sure like it others may feel betrayed and complain about some sort of manierism well and i don t think producers will ever ask burton to direct a remake again ,1
i have always loved bad creations rhetorical criticism and my film professor validated that for me in college this is not as bad as the star wars holiday special there is nothing bottom of the lunchbox than that mistake this the fantastic four film complete with the i have no idea why hes excessively tweaking his fingers doctor doom is high on the list of colossal mistakes doom s dialogue kill him let him go is classic as it is staggering in its hilarity the editing is good and the director of photography isn t half bad those are the up sides i cannot however subject all my friends to watch in its entirety but if i can get the chance i show them the can jonny and sue come to outer space with us scene i do i also include the final scene scene where redd richards in his ff outfit for some reason alongside his bride sue in her wedding dress get into the limo the payoff is the extendo arm in farewell as they drive away most people are in complete disbelief that something like this exists ,0
i didn t expect much when i rented this movie and it blew me away if you like good drama good character development that draws you into a character and makes you care about them you ll love this movie br br engrossing ,1
in the new year s eve the tuberculous sister of the salvation army edit astrid holm asks her mother and her colleague maria lisa lundholm to call david holm victor sjöström to visit her in her deathbed meanwhile the alcoholic david is telling to two other drunkards in the cemetery the legend of the phantom coach and his coachman in accordance with the legend the last sinner to die in the turn of the new year becomes the soul collector gathering souls in his coach when david denies to visit edit his friends have an argument with him they fight and david dies when the coachman arrives he recognizes his friend georges tore svennberg who died in the end of the last year george revisits parts of david s obnoxious life and in flashbacks he shows how mean and selfish david was br br körkarlen is an impressive and stylish silent movie with magnificent special effects for a movie the characters are very well developed however the story is dated and there is a weird and unexplained situation when sister edit tells that she loves david holm why should a enlightened woman love such a despicable man that wasted his life corrupting other people despite being religiously dated in the present days it gives a beautiful message of faith and redemption in the end my vote is nine br br title brazil a carroça fantasma the phantom coach ,1
this film could be one of the most underrated film of bollywood history this blockbuster had all of it good performances music and direction i remember i was in allahabad when this movie was running and it was somewhere in march at holi time the people there were playing its song ooe amma at their loudspeakers in highest volume if someone who likes to watch some like it hot and drools over marilyn monroe he should see this movie thumbs up to govinda how many of you know that this film was shot in south of india and after sholay could be one of the very few blockbuter to hit silver screen with films like these indian comedy could never be dead ,1
horrible film about an old crusty painter who hangs around with a young girl boring tatum o neil goes through the motions in her part and has some of the corniest lines in film history richard burton looks close to death in this film and we re supposed to believe he looks good for sixty the acting is bad as is the plot the characters are awful as is the story it s really hard to feel for anyone in this film except larry ewashen who plays a guy in a porno theater who hits on tatum he s kind of funny this movie is really a waste of time if you are a tatum fan like me which is why i rented it in the first place please don t see this movie she is really bad in it and you ll wonder if maybe paper moon was a fluke it wasn t because of bad news bears and little darlings it s known she can act well but still don t rent this movie and if you re a fan of burton rent something when he was good looking and not a fossil ,0
well magic works in mysterious ways this movie about prisoners trying to escape with the help of spells written by another prisoner centuries ago was a superb occult thriller with a surprising end and lots of suspense even if it had something of a theater play almost everything happens in the cell it never got boring and it was acted very well in the tradition of cube you felt trapped with the characters and even if they were criminal you developed some sympathy with some of them only to change your mind by the twists the story takes some happenings catched you off guard and there was always a touch of insanity in the air altogether intense and entertaining and as i didn t expect anything a friend rented it it was a positive surprise ,1
good movie good music good background and an acceptable plot but the main point again as his movies tend to be the man is the best actor in idia and can turn dust into gold nana patekar this may be his second best performance after parinda others may disagree although other movies are not far behind one man that will never ever disappoint you br br good movie although i think shahrukh was a luxury this movie could have done without you can see in his movies others try very hard to reach his heights and act out of their skins but this man is really something elase br br the movie is cool the music and direction is excellent plot a bit thin but the screen play and dialog again very good a must watch ,1
i agree with all aforementioned comments this show was a delight to watch funny witty terrific acting and zany sets it s always a thrill to find a show that is smartly written assumes the audience has brains and displays subtle humor i would spend good hard earned cash money to see it again on dvd and as long as we re requesting smart series that never got a chance how about dvd releases of maximum bob another well written odd duck show with a delightful cast of characters and add to the list middle ages or frank s place there has to a way to release these shows out of the vaults and into the hands of devoted fans and new audiences ,1
countless historical cultural mistakes br br a jewish guy named omar hahahaha brilliant detective was taking out by the least intelligent guy in the movie jewish suicide bombers that was funny hitler and his top guns went to watch a movie downtown paris with two guards at the door shoot me brad pitt overacted and it was painful to watch him mr qt is re writing history hitler was killed in a theatre really the funny thing about this is that people and i mean stupid people will actually believe this plot br br and finally can any one tell me how this movie made it to the top movies of all time shame shame shame still wondering how can anyone like this movie ,0
 showtime falls somewhere north of what some critics have been saying and a little south of what i expected months ago when i first heard about eddie murphy and robert di niro teaming up for a comedy overall it was pretty good as real life crime or cops go and plot for that matter it is pretty illogical but duh this is a comedy also while the special effects chases aerial shots and skyscrapers blowing up were present but lower key than a schwartzenegger movie i found it a bit tiresome and overdone sensibilities aside for myself all that pyro techno hyper effect stuff had been getting really old these past few years it seemed a lame substitute for characterization story and engaging emotions i hope the lesser quantity of it in showtime is an indicator of a trend in hollywood a trend downwards of less use of the silly less use of the exploding building br br di niro and murphy are two of my favorites their screen presence and charisma and even their character depth have been a joy to behold for many years that can t be dismissed here they are engaging actors and entertaining and appealing in this movie i can t put my finger on it but perhaps the explosions the excessive fx and all of that diminished the final product perhaps or perhaps it was something else or a combination of factors that gives one the sense that the movie didn t achieve its highest potential whatever it was showtime was entertaining i probably will buy the dvd when it comes out but i had the vibe that it nonetheless wasn t all it could have been at least not all i had hoped for br br very good movie but not a great movie i gave it an out of ,1
saw the move while in paris in may i was debating between that and mission impossible i am very glad i choose oss not only because it was funny but might as well watch a french movie while in france i had a great time would recommend it it is important to have some understanding the french society of today to really enjoy the humor of this movie cannot wait for the dvd to come out i don t know how some of the jeu de mots puns would be translated in english i ll certainly buy it when it is out p s i saw on brice de nice which is a movie starring dujardin that all kids were talking about in france this movie is a comedy but sillier than one can imagine in comparing both movies i have to say that dujardin did a good job in oss ,1
i sat through all hours i do not know what was worse the awful plot the lame characters or the hawaiian hottie that eddie s yearold kid and year old grandpa made sexual advances toward the money spent on this was just flushed down the throne matty simmons should be ashamed the original idea for this movie was a swiss family griswold and it somehow turned into this mess the only bright spot is that it s ratings were so bad we will never see this on tv again avoid at all costs rent ernest saves xmas or something else ,0
this show is totally worth watching it has the best cast of talent i have seen in a very long time the premise of the show is unique and fresh i guess the executives at abc are not used too that as it was not another reality show however this show was believable with likable characters and marvelous story lines i am probably not in the age group they expect to like the show as i am in my forty s but a lot of my friends also loved it late s mid s and are dying for quality shows with talented cast members i do not think this show was given enough time to gain an audience i believe that given more time this show would have done very well once again abc is not giving a show with real potential a real chance with so many shows given chance after chance and not nearly worth it they need to give quality shows a real chance and the time to really click and gain an audience i really loved the characters and looked forward to watching each episode i have been watching the episodes on abc videos and the show keeps getting better and better although i think they owe us one more episode number we want to watch what we can bombard abc with emails and letters and see if its possible to save this show from extinction it certainly worked for jerico some things are just worth saving and this show is definitely one of them sign the online petition to abc at http www petitiononline com gh petition html,1
 spoilers more than likely nothing really important you couldn t have figured out yourselves yeah it s really weird i rented it at a blockbuster for the reason it had absolutely no description of the movie on the back of the box only a list of the bands that had songs in it but after that i had a dikens of a time finding it even here on imdb i kept confusing it with night of the demons but you know they re basically the same thing br br the parts i loved most about this movie was the whole thing in the garage that black gym guy was hilarious the way he screamed all the time even when screaming wasn t really necessary he d let out a listen up now block the door with cars and so they d run cars head on into other cars but then he got balls and shafted by a zombie with a broom stick i believe it was the other part that kinda caught my attention was the part with the crash outside the building with the guys that they girl didn t want to come over to what significant aspect of the movie did that give us what was it why was it there why did the movie end with a guy breaking the tv s in a studio i saw that there was a zombie running towards the screen but he was kinda far away i mean he could have just turned the tv off yes this movie was shot on a whim and yes i hated it good day ,0
once again woody allen seems to be completely devoid of any inspiration other than recycling himself here we have a mock documentary like zelig the structure of the film is a series of anecdotes radio days broadway danny rose set in the s zelig purple rose bullets over broadway about a low life deconstructing harry who believes being a genius absolves him from being a jerk ditto given this film and deconstructing harry one wonders if this is allen s justification for his own actions with mia farrow s adopted daughter yes i was a jerk but i m a genius so you gotta love me br br allen has only produced two good movies in the past ten years the fine but overpraised bullets over broadway and the excellent but largely ignored manhattan murder mystery his other efforts range from trifles new york stories mighty aphrodite to edgy yet experimental husbands and wives to pure drek alice scenes from a mall shadows and fog celebrity deconstructing harry his films no longer even try to have a narrative arc and his humor seems to aim at wryly amusing not funny after deconstructing harry i stopped seeing his films in theaters after sweet and lowdown i may stop renting them as well ,0
i m a huge fan of the spy genre and this is one of the best of these films the assignment is based on a true story which has been somewhat embellished for the big screen and it really takes you on a fun ride the film has a great cast starring aidan quinn donald sutherland and ben kingsley br br naval officer quinn is a reluctantly recruited by sutherland after a chance meeting with kingsley who believes quinn to be the famous terrorist carlos the jackal because quinn so closely resembles carlos sutherland stops at nothing to recruit him because sutherland is obsessed with the terrorist s capture or death br br the training sequences are awesome quinn is really put to the test by kingsley and sutherland having to withstand attacks from remote controlled snowmobiles from eating the same food each day to being drugged with a hallucinogen he even has to learn how to make love to a woman the way carlos would br br the film has some great action scenes with quinn eluding allies because they believe he is carlos and in his final mission when he is to kill the jackal throughout the film quinn must struggle with the new personality he has attained versus his own will he remain as ruthless and free as carlos or will he once again return to his life of a good husband and father br br if you like the spy genre this is a must see the action is used only to propel the story of this thriller forward no gratuitous explosions or fight scenes rating of stars ,1
meet peter houseman rock star genetic professor at virgina university when he s not ballin on the court he s blowing minds and dropping panties in his classroom lectures dr houseman is working on a serum that would allow the body to constantly regenerate cells allowing humans to become immortal i d want to be immortal too if i looked like christian bale and got the sweet female lovin that only vu can offer an assortment of old and ugly university professors don t care for the popular houseman and cut off funding for his project due to lack of results this causes peter to use himself as the guinea pig for his serum much to my amazement there are side effects and he get this metamorphoses into something that is embedded into our genetic dna that has been repressed for millions of years he also beds dr mike s crush sally after a whole day of knowing her she has a son his name is tommy he is an angry little boy br br metamorphosis isn t a terrible movie just not a well produced one the whole time i watched this i couldn t get past the fact that this was filmed in the look and feel of the movie is late seventies quality at the latest it does not help that it s packaged along with s movies as metamorphosis is part of mill creek entertainment s chilling classics there is basically no film quality difference whatsoever the final five minutes are pure bad movie cheese that actually for me at least save the movie from a lower rating pay attention to the computer terminology such as cromosonic anomaly no wonder peter s experiment failed your computer can t spell this is worthy of a view followed by a trip to your local tavern ,0
we usually think of the british as the experts at rendering great adventure from the imperial age with the likes of the four feathers and zulu simply because the imperial age was for the most part british here in the wind and the lion we see a wonderful rendering of america s own imperial age br br america s projection of power under teddy roosevelt is the backdrop for this conventional tale of the kidnapped damsel who despite her gentility is smitten by the rough manly nobility of her captor who in turn is disarmed by her beauty and scorn politically correct prigs eager to see some slight of native peoples or cultures can rest assured that the way arabs and muslims are depicted here is far more flattering than the way their modern counterparts depict themselves on the current world stage what makes this story different are the terrific production values faultless photography composition and editing the terrific casting the underappreciated brian keith playing a bully teddy and vivid history br br though the wind and the lion is told largely through the eyes of the son every member of the family can identify with one of the characters whether it be sean connery s noble brigand candace bergen s feisty heroine john huston s wily john hay or steve kanaly s spiffy radiant ruthless can do lieutenant roosevelt s big stick there is a transcendent scene at the end when the little boy is symbolically swept away by the dashing moor on his white steed this is high adventure at its best ,1
there are so very few films where just the title tells you all you need to know about the film such a film is i was a communist for the fbi another example would be i married a monster from outer space br br the really interesting thing about this film is how in heaven s name did this get nominated for an oscar in the documentary category it is not a documentary in any sense of the word it s not even in that hybrid category of docudrama it s just a rather exploitive film about the work of an fbi undercover agent named matt cvetic who infiltrated the communist party in pittsburgh and got active in trying to take over the steelworker s union for the communists and reporting on said activities to his handlers in the fbi br br a documentary of that work might have been interesting but what we got was a film to fit those paranoid times i found it fascinating that when cvetic finally broke his cover it was to the house un american activities committee rather than the trial in new york of the communist party leaders there was a moment in the film where head communist james millican tells his followers to start spreading the word that the house un american activities committee was composed of a bunch of right wing yahoos looking to get their names in front of the camera now what could have given him that idea anyway just connect the dots and no doubt the word their came from j edgar hoover trying to give some credence to huac by having an effective undercover come out there rather than at an actual trial little thing there called cross examination br br warner brothers who produced i was a communist for the fbi later produced big jim mclain which starred john wayne about a huac investigator in hawaii huac did grab on to credit for the work done by the honolulu pd in breaking up a communist spy ring there among the dockworkers but at least in john wayne s film nobody claimed it was a documentary br br frank lovejoy is in the title role as cvetic and his fbi handlers are richard webb and philip carey dorothy hart plays a pittsburgh school teacher who says that there are or so like here in that school system indoctrinating the young among whom is ron hagerthy lovejoy s son she has a change of heart about the communists and lovejoy has to save her from a homicidal fate planned by his superiors ironically hart left the movies and went to work for all places the united nations which as we know has been accused often of being a communist nest in the usa br br over half a century later and we really have very few objective works on film or in print about the communist party of the usa they were in fact a very active bunch in the labor movement the real heroes in stopping them were labor organizers like walter reuther in the uaw or david dubinsky in the ilgwu but since they were people of the left they just don t have the following on the right to be suitable propaganda material br br anyway i was a communist for the fbi is an exploitive work based on a real life character and a testament to those paranoid times ,0
but this movie was a bore the history part was fine but the musical part was not not one song i cared about and no soundtrack to be heard br br if sweet jesus was suppose to be comic relief it never work if john adams was suppose to be the obnoxious annoying one the rest of them were trying to overthrow him in every scene br br hancock and jefferson were the only bearable characters in the whole movie br br the historical quotes and the debate about slavery in their historical context were interesting enough but not enough to overcome the lack of music in a musical br br shouldn t you be humming the songs after a musical except for a few chirps nothing else was worth the breath ,0
yes fassbinder and ballhaus are at the top of their game back in it s about the same subject but in my opinion it s a much better movie than the matrix at least it was times cheaper very nice camera work by michael ballhaus and the wonderful albatross by fleetwood mac at the end fassbinder is creating a very moody tone for the whole film it s a shame this movie was never released on dvd but now after years they finally came to the conclusion that this tv movie is not only one of the best fassbinder films altough there are quiet a lot best fassbinder films it s a brilliant example for a science fiction movie done without much money buy it watch it ,1
one of my favorite movies i saw at preview in seattle tom hulce was amazing with out words could convey his feelings thoughts i actually sent mike ferrell some donation money to help the film get distributed it is good system says i need more lines but do not want to give away plot stuff i was in the audience in seattle with hulce and director a writer i think and mike ferrell they talked for about an hour afterwords not really a dry eye in the house why hollywood continues to be stupid i do not know actually i do know it is our fault look what we watch well you get what you pay for guys get this and see it with someone special it is a gem ,1
reanhauer bill roy is the leader of a desert dwelling cult who tries to resurrect one of his people only to have a heart attack himself he ends up dying on an operating table and for the sake of revenge his spirit takes over the body of the title character jill jacobson who then proceeds to go about hacking and slashing until her fellow nurses learn what needs to be done to exorcise the demon br br while i know enough about the directors filmography to know that it primarily consists of outright schlock nurse sherri is really not all that bad sure it s clear that this was very low budget stuff yet all that i found egregiously cheesy about it were the visual effects the acting is not as bad as one might expect either br br there are two different versions available of this on dvd a much more sex oriented version featuring bountiful amounts of t a is the original cut with such hilariously silly vignettes as the victim and and her love interest sharing their strangest sex moments including one involving fellatio during a college lecture br br the movie would then be re cut for theatrical version with the horror elements emphasized more strongly some scenes are dropped with new ones added with stevens the role played by j c wells expanded the movies most memorable sequence in this cut is a scene in a foundry and it works quite well this cut of the movie is more interesting overall i would recommend that a viewer see them both and compare them br br both versions hit their stride in the final third and benefit from a marvelously scene stealing performance from bill roy as the crazed reanhauer and a moody climax set in a graveyard although actually filmed in adamsons backyard marilyn joi is also worth mentioning as the cute nurse who is attracted to football player turned patient marcus washington prentiss moulden who s lost his eyes in a car accident and who incidentally is key to resolving the story with his knowledge of voodoo rituals the movie also makes amusing use of music from composer harry lubins personal collection including compositions for such tv series as one step beyond and the outer limits br br nurse sherri known by more alternate titles including beyond the living and hospital of terror than any other adamson movie is actually fairly entertaining low budget fare i ended up having a good time watching it br br ,1
this show is verging on brilliant it s a modern day married with children the scripts are witty as they are sprinkled with clever sarcasm they are also realistic dealing with issues that face many parents of teenagers today as well as the on going burden that you might not be the worlds greatest parent and how is the best way to deal with this however at the same time it manages to remain light hearted and fun which with all the drama and action on television these days is a very pleasant and welcome change it is something you can sit down in front of for minutes and relax laugh and relate to it isn t the world s most hilarious comedy yet will make you laugh at least a handful of times an episode michael rapaport is brilliant in the lead as dave he fills the big shoes that the heavily sarcastic script requires and then some he and anita barone vikki have fantastic chemistry and bounce off one another very well this show has a strong future if it is marketed at the correct target audience and put in the right time slot also if fox release it on dvd the following will be stronger and larger as is a classic example with scrubs ,1
i am deeply disturbed by some posts i am reading on the message boards for this movie people saying it is actually a good movie just because this movie is uwe boll s best to date does not make it a good movie at all no way in hell far cry is a clichéd mess full of bad acting poor direction and an uninspired story with a shoddy script this is boll s first pure action movie and news flash people action movies aren t too hard to make because for a basic action flick all you need is explosions and gun battles scattered around a flimsy plot and hey mr boll succeeds in doing that house of the dead alone in the dark and bloodrayne all horror games adapted into movies by boll are far worse than this they have no redeeming qualities far cry boasts two things which make it his best yet two good leads and a couple of well done action sequences til schweiger is quite good as jack carver and emmanuelle vaugier is a strong female lead the usually great udo kier is passable as the clichéd villain and the supporting cast are pretty damn bad towards the end of the film there is a surprisingly tense chase sequence which came as a shock considering boll was behind the camera br br unfortunately the rest of the movie has an incredibly cheap feel to it with bad cgi lame one liners and clichés around every corner oh and the worst lead up to a sex scene i think i have ever scene not only have the two only known each other for six hours but all it takes is for him to say he kept warm while in the army by spooning his fellow soldiers he already got her to take his clothes off by merely telling her to then he took his off and climbed into bed because he was afraid of hypothermia br br anyway to summarise this is a bad movie it is mindless action movie that can kill minutes if you are totally bored one could probably do worse than popping this in and watching it but i d personally say watch a classic action film like die hard or predator and stay away from this derivative mess br br ½ ,0
i feel like i ve been had the con is on don t fall for it after reading glowing reviews the director was a film reviewer with sky for years so must have a lot of mates in the press ready to do him a favour by writing favorable reviews i expected solid acting atmosphere suspense strong characterization an intriguing plot development and poetic moments sadly sixteen years of alcohol doesn t deliver on the critics promises for the most part sacrifices these qualities in lieu of cheesy low budget special effects what was that clichéd cobweb scene in there for unrealistic fight choreography and mindless mind numbing narration cliché edits and camera angles br br sixteen years of alcohol starts off interestingly with some beautiful location shots in scotland but it s straight downhill from here unfortunately instead of spending some time building atmosphere creating characters we might care about or building suspense the director opts to begin driving you crazy with self indulgent heavy handed twaddle voice over s the lead characters are so unsympathetic and are so badly acted the audience doesn t care what happens to them desperate actors do desperate things like this movie to make matters worse the homage s typical of a director trying to pay his dues to past masters are either utterly cliché or unconvincing the soundtrack is the only thing that lifted me and kept me in the cinema but even that failed to support the dramatic narrative other connecting a period of time to the action br br for some reason the movie got increasingly flawed and to be quite honest annoying i still watched the whole damn thing br br i guess i liked the attempt at gritty realism in the film but even that was destroyed when they were often inter cut with weird and abstract sometimes pointless scenes you don t need a huge budget to make truly moving film so much has been said about how little money they had to make this film half a million is not a little bit of money so no excuses sometimes i wonder what the actors or their agents were thinking br br pass on this turkey unless you re masochistic or mindless anyway not my thing br br ,0
eskimo is a serious movie about the cultural chasm between an indigenous population and the encroaching white man although filmed in a documentary style seemingly with non professionals eskimo is a skilled production that contains a believable story the audience will want to see through to the final shot br br the native eskimo simply has different beliefs and behaviors about women and life than do the whalers that darken his landscape when an eskimo man loses his mate it is natural that other men share their women with their friend it is also usual for their women to want to take the place of the missing spouse all of this seems natural in the context of the desolate foreboding arctic setting the trusting eskimo falls prey to unscrupulous white whalers with heavy european accents that do not view these natives as their equals deceit drunken orgies rape and death occur after the eskimo men depart for work on the icy cold seas eventually the lead eskimo mala realizes that he has been duped and he takes his revenge the audience would have cheered in the s theaters br br enter the royal canadian mounted police and the moral dilemma of whether to bring back mala for trial the mounties are played as feeling policemen that know this is not a cut and dry case will the mounties get their man is it fair to hold mala to a code of behavior outside of his traditional society is there a way out that does not punish mala is it inevitable that the white man s law must prevail is there no hope for innocence br br this is not a great movie but one that you will enjoy for the depth of the issue addressed in a very different setting i suspect that the filming of the sequences with animals was done before today s disclaimer that none were injured in the making of the film so beware of the raw nature sequences highly recommended ,1
i watched an episode yes i sat through the entire miserable experience and i have to say this brand of comedy is one of the worst you will get imagine peter griffin of family guy fame now imagine peter griffin as a admittedly slim and minus the glasses woman except that he now lacks the something that made him hilarious peter griffin is an idiot but he doesn t know he s an idiot sarah has none of the genuine character none of the acting ability to pull her character off maybe its the trite formulaic jokes that pull her comedy even lower than her character can take it by herself maybe it s the lack of believable foils her insensitive bigoted persona may appeal to insensitive bigoted people unlike the mass appeal that stephen colbert s insensitive bigoted character has like bill o reilly sarah creates an annoying unfunny character she lacks something that is necessary for the genre of satire let alone for the entire world of comedy what sarah silverman lacks its noticeable and when you don t believe it and identify with it it s not funny anymore ,0
horrible ending and i can t believe moore spent a year coming up with it smacks of l ron hubbard and dianetitcs which hubbard claimed to pen in just three weeks this was actually disappointing enough for me to toss my discs from the first years now the first hours were action packed though absurd in the premise and then it deteriorated into a slow painful sophomoric dissolution of the series unbelievable how slow and drawn out that last hour was were we to think more deeply if i wanted a lesson in a materialism i would reread daniel quinn s ishmael absurd to think k people would give up everything for a fresh start absurd to throw in a disappearing kara and a reappearing baltar and six absurd to throw in the mitochondrial eve just absurd ,0
i want the minutes of my life back that was wasted on this pathetic excuse for a movie the acting was horrific i used to be a fan of cameron diaz and vincent d onofrio i will never look at them the same again keanu reeves and dan aykroyd were not a surprise everyone knows they never could act thankfully only dan attempted an accent his accent was a disaster as expected i think he was either confused about the location of the film or had never actually spoken to anyone from minnesota i hope this review helps anyone who is undecided about what to do with their precious time the only reason i was able to sit through the whole movie was because i was stuck somewhere without anything better to watch or read ,0
collusion course is even worse than the typical evil white male corporate capitalist movie of the week this movie is less pleasant than a toothache jay leno can act he s good in his underrated debut movie the silverbears in which he gives a performance consist with the demands of his character this movie is so bad leno s character a sanctimonious buffoon is less annoying than morita s character a sanctimonious fool ,0
the film starts in the long island kennel club where is murdered a dog later is appeared dead as a case of committing suicide a collector millionaire called arched but sleuth debonair philo vance william powell to be aware of actually killing there are many suspects the secretary ralph morgan the butler the chinese cooker the contender paul cavanagh in kennel championship for revenge killing dog the nephew mary astor facing off her tyrant uncle the italian man jack la rue the brother the attractive neighbour stylish vance tries to find out who murdered tycoon appearing many clues as a book titled unsolved murders the police inspector eugene palette and a coroner are helped by vance to investigate the mysterious death the sympathetic forensic medic examines boring the continuous body count who s the killer the public enjoys immensely about guess the murder br br the picture is an interesting and deliberate whodunit it s a laborious and intriguing suspense tale the personages are similar to agatha christie stories all they are various suspects they are developed on a whole gallery of familiar actors well characterized from the period represented by a glittering casting to choose from their acting range from great to worst powell is in his habitual elegant and smart form as philo he s protagonist of two famed detectives cinema this one and elegant nick charles along with nora mirna loy make the greatest marriage detectives special mention to mary astor as the niece enamored of suspect sir thomas she was a noted actress of noir cinema maltese falcon the movie is magnificently directed by hollywood classic director michael curtiz he directs utilizing modern techniques as the image of dead through a lock door a split image while are speaking for phone and curtain image the tale is remade as ¨calling philo vance¨ the film is a good production warner bros by vitagraph corp ,1
the hand of death aka countdown in kung fu is a vastly underrated early work by director john woo the film stars dorian tan tan tao liang and features jackie chan sammo hung and james tien in significant supporting roles many people believe or have been lead to believe by deceptive advertising that this is a jackie chan film this is not a jackie chan film dorian tan is the star but jackie gives one of his best most serious early performances br br the hand of death is about a shaolin disciple named yunfei tan who is sent on a mission to assassinate a shaolin traitor named shih xiaofeng tien and protect a revolutionary named zhang yi woo along his journey yunfei meets up with a young woodcutter named tan chan and a disgraced sword fighter chang chung known as the wanderer both men have suffered at the hands of shih and want to take revenge the three team up to defeat shih and his eight bodyguards and escort the revolutionary to safety br br the martial arts action is above average under the direction of sammo hung dorian tan uses his trademark high kicks very effectively as the northern eighteen styles kicks along with some southern five styles boxing sammo hung and jackie chan provide excellent martial arts performances as well james tien is not the greatest martial artist on the jade screen but does an acceptable job some of the early fights are a bit slow and seem over choreographed but the final showdowns featuring chan tan and hung are very good br br director john woo provides plenty of interesting character development in the film which is refreshing the cinematography by leung wing kat is very stylish unique and beautiful for a kung fu film of this era joseph koo s music a combination of soft flutes and s shaft style orchestral pieces is kung fu cinema at its best hand of death is not jackie and sammo s usual kung fu comedy hand of death is a serious straightforward revenge driven story br br hand of death aka countdown in kung fu is an underrated classic in the old school kung fu genre the film is one of the best artistically of its time and a preview of the great things to come from jackie chan and sammo hung hung s great choreography is put on display here before his directorial debut and chan s early charisma and talent can be clearly seen br br hand of death is a solid stylish old school kung fu film and a brilliant early work of the legendary john woo br br kung fu genre rating br br wanderer to tan referring to his new weapon the little eagle wing god lance br br tan just a knickknack ,1
i must have seen a different version than the first person on the user comments section br br it s really really good steve zahn and karl urban are great together val kilmer s character is much like he was in the novel although the emphasis is on gus and call and the comanches we get to see what happened with call and newt s mother as well i won t spoil it but it gives a lot of insight into call s character br br all the actors did a really convincing job steve zahn had the biggest challenge i thought to follow robert duvall there s a lot of action humor tragedy it s got something for everyone i can t wait until it airs my family are all jealous i got to see it early ,1
so far i disliked every single jean rollin movie i ve seen and that always bothered me because he s an acclaimed euro trash monument and extremely popular amongst many regular reviewers on this lovely website people whose opinions i always value and usually concur with apparently everybody always appears to pinpoint some sort of gloomy and stylistic filming trademarks in his work that are completely lost on me rollin s movies are unimaginably boring they all feature the same basic concept lesbian vampires in various settings the dialogs are incredibly absurd the marvelous gothic setting are always underused and the production values are cheaper than the price of a bus ticket i had actually given up on rollin s repertoire already especially after enduring the iron rose until i found out about night of the hunted allegedly this movie doesn t feature any lame lesbian vampires and stands as a bona fide horror movie with gruesome killings and macabre plot twists and the verdict is yes and no on one hand this is undeniably the most compelling and inventive rollin film i had the pleasure of seeing thus far and also the only one that i watching without dozing off on the other hand it still remains a moronic movie with a nonsensical plot and emotionless sex sequences to compensate for the dullness jean rollin heavily attempts to generate an atmosphere of secrecy and suspense mostly through a lack of information and vaguely introduced characters but barely manages to hide the fact he actually hasn t got a story to tell at all the unearthly beautiful lead actress brigitte lahaie and the beautifully ominous musical guidance are the only elements that keep you hooked on the screen during a nightly drive back home to paris a young man abruptly has to stop for a confused and scarcely dressed girl who comes running from the woods her name is elisabeth but furthermore she can t remember anything about herself and from what or whom she was running away her case of amnesia is so bad she even continuously forgets who picked her up the next day she s kidnapped again by an old guy and taken to a sinister apartment complex where multiple people in the same bizarre mental state are held captive elisabeth knows nothing but she does sense she needs to escape from here obviously i won t reveal the denouement but i can assure you it is quite dumb illogical and far fetched apparently rollin realized this as well because the explanation is kept very brief and quick there s a large number of overly weird and senseless sequences the sex footage is dire and filmed without passion the nasty make up effects look cheap and randomly thrown without actual purpose as said the score is mesmerizing and brigitte lahaie s perfect body is addictive to glaze at ,0
i am not a big fan of rajnikant in the first place but baba was a huge disappointment in between an awful storyline the action and songs were only mediocre the storyline becomes very preachy instead of running for office like ntr or mgr rajni almost appeared to be running as tamil nadu s next big guru my wife tells me that since this film came out rajni swore off doing any more movies br br we were lucky initially to have bought babu an oldie by sivajiganeshan online by accident when trying to buy this one that was a great film which made up for having bought this dud except it makes baba look even worse by comparison br br bryan,0
anyone who thinks this film has not been appreciated for its comic genius must have been smoking with the two stoners in the film this film is not under rated it is a bad movie br br there should be no comparisons between this film and the naked gun or airplane since the latter two films are well written and funny class reunion is neither of those things the sad thing is it had such potential good cast good story lines but the good jokes are few and far between the scenes that were supposed to be funny came off more annoying than amusing the stoner guys the vampire the blind girl not funny the only funny character were delores the one who sold her soul to the devil br br national lampoon has made some really good films animal house vacation but this isn t one of them i certainly expected more from john hughes ,0
the man gaston modot and the young girl lya lys go through the film consumed by passion for each other they long to be together but their moments together are constantly interrupted the film is strewn together with imagery and comes to a halt after an hour do the lovers find happiness br br the film starts interestingly with footage of scorpions but you soon realize that its all a pretentious piece of nonsense it s made as a silent film with occasional dialogue and it has a non stop soundtrack playing that at one point is so irritating that you will turn the sound down and want to watch it as a silent film the continuous drum rolls must have driven cinema audiences mad there are some genuinely funny moments eg when the man kicks a dog and when he knocks over a blind man unfortunately this humour is carried out in the name of art so its just pseudo nonsense the film is crap ,0
wow this is the kind of movie that makes you wonder who s idea this was and what soup kitchen are they eating at now to say this was bad is an insult to the bad movies we all know and love br br when i saw guttenberg s name in the tv guide i figured it would be a spoof maybe it should have been could have made for a better movie br br look for the scene where they are in an airplane in mid flight with the door open and there is no wind what so ever they could have sprung for a fan at least br br look for several canadian c list actors in the movie this is the kind of movie that litters the b rate cable stations you never watch except on a rainy sunday ,0
after reading many good things about it i finally watched the clearing with a cast of great actors like redford and dafoe one would at least expect a decent film after the closing credits had rolled i was still shocked by how bad and incoherent this movie actually was br br is it supposed to be an art film i don t think so cause it is too melodramatic for that the bad thing is that the drama seems way too forced and unrealistic br br the truth is that the script makes absolutely no sense first of all it never really explains the motive behind the actions of any of the characters it just overblows their so called personal issues what s so bad about redford s character s life that he has to clear it the fact that he cheats occasionally his wife the guy is a millionaire who has had a good life has a great son and a great daughter a wife that loves him and a girlfriend that also seems to be way above the generic mistress type of woman o and a new born grandson the only problem seems to be that he has been working hard for all his life to be a successful person so what it seems that his hard work has really paid off and there s actually no real problems with his life br br then we come to dafoe s character here s someone who was a manager for one of redford s companies and was fired why is this guy unemployed for eight years it seems that he must have some kind of good education to have a job like the one he had in the first place and seems to have been a man with solid ideas about his work as evident by his flashback of a conversation that he had with redford when he was working for him why couldn t a man like that get a decent job and have a decent life cause he was once fired totally unrealistic br br the film really tries to portray these men as tortured souls or something and that comes off as really cheesy in fact i would say that if the creators of this film were trying to say something about the american dream then they failed miserably br br as for the actual events that take place during the movie they also make no sense at all in fact the last minutes of the film come off as an insult to the viewer s intelligence because there s not one thing that takes place that actually makes any sense redford seems to have about a chances to escape yet he doesn t at one moment he is ready to escape and yet he misses his chance cause he feels sorry for his kidnapper and doesn t want to hurt him then dafoe picks up his gun from the water and the mud which should be useless if you fire a shot with a gun after the gun has been in the water and mud it will possibly blow up in your face and the gun is in perfect condition the way an unemployed useless as portrayed in this film and mentally unstable character manages to outsmart the entire fbi with such ease brings the narrative of this film to twilight zone levels the cheesy ending with redford s wife illusion comes to finish the viewer off br br this film pretends to be something it s not i e a quality sophisticated psychological thriller unfortunately it fails so hard that it becomes a disaster and that s the word that describes this film best a disaster ,0
 vampires vs humans br br military reject roughneck squad as first responders to dangerous unknown vampire incursions br br sexy female vampire on the side of the good guys br br plenty of gore and action br br there are four major plot devices that may help you decide if you want to watch this movie if you want all four then the next plot device may not deter you br br in outer space br br that last one almost got me too but i m glad i watched in a pile of terrible direct to video horror that is the sci fi channel halloween marathon this movie is a breath of fresh air it will stand up against any of the other sci fi channel offerings and even against the other vampire movie natassia starred in who keeps giving uwe boll money ,0
and i still don t know where the hell this movie is going i mean really what is this movie about is it about demonstrating sean connery s complete lack of arabic is it about showing that if he could play the role of a moroccan warlord then he was a natural to play the role of ramirez in highlander why was teddy roosevelt even in this movie why was there so much sand that was put to so little use where was there so much table slapping why did teddy ignore the japanese guy who he was shooting archery with did he realize the man was japanese why was no no credible excuse given for connery s accent at least jean claude van damme has an excuse for his french accent whether it be being raised by french nuns in hong kong double impact being raised on the bayou in louisiana universal soldier or having a french mother and being raised in indochina i cannot even remember the name of that movie can anyone explain this ,0
wow where do i begin i rented this movie because it sounded like something i would be interested in watching with a name like val kilmer starring in this film i thought how bad could it be this has got to be the worst film i have ever seen with such a big name attached to it i was wondering why it slipped through the cracks and i never remember hearing anything about it when it first came out it starts out pretty good and is somewhat reminiscent of the intro sequence in the bourne identity but after the initial minutes or so it goes from bad to worse and then it ventures into wtf land if you haven t seen this do yourself a favor and don t rent buy it unless you are a masochist or on a quest to see every val kilmer film out there there are many more titles out there that are more deserving your time this film if you can call it that is a bona fide waste of time i want my minutes back ,0
there i was sitting alone in my flat on a saturday night with the choice of watching citizen x or the eurovision song contest and for the benefit of americans reading this i ll explain that tesc is an annual event where musicians from countries all over europe and asia minor have a song contest at the end of the contest countries vote to see what the best song was it s a contest that is even less exciting than it sounds and it may not come as a shock when i say that singing and songwriting isn t of the calibre of lennon and mccartney and i should correct something in the first sentence of this review because the word choice is misleading because being a music lover i wasn t going to watch tesc under any circumstance br br so i sat down as the credits rolled for citizen x expecting a run of mill serial killer whodunnit but i d be misleading everyone calling it that it s obvious within the first minutes of citizen x whodunnit what the film does is point out the failures of communism a serial killer comrade this is the soviet union serial killers can only exist in decadent imperialist capitalist systems this farcical attitude goes far beyond denial there s a scene where an undercover cop sits in a freezing train station keeping an eye out for potential suspects whilst wearing his police jacket because it s the only warm coat he s got and of course all suspects who are members of the communist party are released without interrogation something which will affect the final death toll all this is very well done as we are shown that it s the communist party system that s on trial but about two thirds of the way through citizen x we find ourselves in as communism is on its last legs and reforms to the police investigation have taken place it s at this point that the film becomes rather uninteresting due to a lack of political subtext and the film descends into an average manhunt film but don t let that put you off citizen x is an intelligent thriller well played by the cast especially donald sutherland as a paternal police chief br br strangely enough a few years ago i read something written by the famous criminologist colin wilson in which he said something along the lines that serial killers let themselves get caught so that they will be the center of attention in the media spotlight and i found myself almost sympathising the party chiefs denying there could be a serial killer in the soviet union after all media is controlled by the party and anyone who s old enough to have listened to radio moscow or read english translations of pravda will know that the ussr only reported news stories like potato harvests coal production and thank you letters from afghanistan cuba etc for soviet assistance the concept of becoming a serial killer in a communist system is illogical but i guess if a tree falls in a remote siberian forest it will still make a sound even though no one is around to hear it ,1
i went to a small advance screening of this movie on july th knowing no more than the names of a few of the actors and that it was a fantasy adventure quest of some sort br br the plot line really is nothing like i have seen and a unique story is certainly appreciated with everything else that is currently in or coming soon to theaters in spite of what first impressions may give it isn t cheesy corny tacky or ridiculous and is actually highly entertaining and funny the flow is quite well done nothing seems rushed or dragged out the soundtrack for lack of better words is magical and adds much to the film as opposed to simply filling the silence as often happens in movies or tv and even though i might have known what was coming at points i still couldn t bear to stop watching the screen to my knowledge not a single person left the theater during the entire movie br br my one gripe is that there seems to be almost no marketing for this film and as brilliant as it is i can t figure out why ,1
critically people say that antz is better antz is a good film but i enjoyed bug s life a bit more i can t remember a pixar animation other than the two toy story films that i was laughing so hard the animation is clean the story is original and doesn t preach the voice overs are what make this movie dave foley is an earnest ant that gets himself into trouble a lot hopper is a superb characterisation by the always wonderful kevin spacey as is haydn panettiere as dot there is also sterling support from dennis leary david hyde pierce and madeline kahn and i could go on and on the script is fantastic so funny and sometimes even touching it lacks the social messages of antz but what we have is rock solid entertainment bethany cox,1
 caligula shares many of the same attributes as the fellini satyricon with bizarre sights freakishness and depictions of sexual excesses all set in the glory of ancient rome but fellini it ain t first of all it is not as entertaining far too much screen time is devoted to bug eyed rubber faced mcdowell in the titular role his performance is far too fey and campy to be convincing the portrayals by jay robinson in the robe and david cain haughton in emperor caligula are far more persuasive and believable with the latter being the most nuanced relief could have been judiciously provided by developing the surrounding characters more fully as it is they are little more than cyphers one example is the role of macro played by guido mannari who has tremendous screen presence in an important role but is mostly left in the background the only positive features to credit are the adroit use of some prokofiev and stravinsky themes in the music score and the inclusion of some of the distasteful but nevertheless accurate actions of the despot these two factors are far less than what is needed to relieve the prevailing tedium however ,0
well i come from bulgaria where it s almost impossible to have a tornado but my imagination tells me to be very very afraid this guy devon sawa has done a great job with this movie i don t know exactly how old he was but he didn t act like a child well done now about the tornado it wasn t very realistic but frightens you if you want to have a nice time in front of the telly this is the movie ,1
bogdonovich s mostly unheralded classic is a film unlike just about any other a film that has the feel of a fairy tale but has a solid grounding in reality due to its use of authentic manhattan locations and true geography perhaps the best location filming in nyc i ve ever seen john ritter reminds us that with good directors bogdanovich blake edwards billy bob he can be brilliant and the entire ensemble is a group you ll wish truly existed so you could spend time with em one of the few romantic comedies of the last years that doesn t seem to be a rip off of something else this is the high point of bogdanovich s fertile after success career when his best work was truly done saint jack at long last noises off ,1
critters ranks as one of the greatest films of the twentieth century the word classic has never been so aptly used as in describing this mind blowing epic i agree that the original critters is the best of the series but the claustrophobic tension of the space station in which critters is set really must be seen to be believed i strongly recommend this to anyone interested in seeing one of twentieth century s major film landmarks ,1
you might be a bit confused if you watch this silly made for from the beginning since the credits list susan dey as special guest star um why would a one off mow like this have a guest star well if you stick with it you ll find yourself paying attention to little else but ms dey s butt wiggling in a flowered bikini as the partridge family house babe frolics on the beach to which that imaginative title alludes susan s derrière is especially compelling when she shakes it at the camera while teasing and tickling her pseudo disaffected brother in one mildly incestuous scene sadly susie and her tush fight a losing battle the jiggle tv craze that might have put that bottom over the top was three years off so that sweet booty just gets a supporting role in fat freddy silverman would have put that behind right out front and used this flick as susan s audition tape for charlie s angels as is our susan was denied cheesecake immortality and had to settle for a very commendable career playing somber neurotic women br br the view beyond susan s heinie it must be said is not very compelling the scenery is nice and photographed in a bizarre hazy way that briefly fools you into thinking there might be some quirky creative intelligence at work behind the camera nope it s just a typically suspense challenged s made for tv thriller that allowed weekly series stars to make some extra cash and collect some cable residuals though they obviously didn t know that at the time and show off their range here we re treated to a tv scale nuclear family squaring off against tv scale thugs who can t decide whether they re a motorcycle gang or a hippie cult thus the filmmakers split the difference by putting them in dune buggies and have never learned one of the primary lessons of s television don t mess with dennis weaver see mccloud and duel the only potential for depth in this movie is in the aforementioned teenage son character of steve played by the long forgotten if ever remembered kristoffer tabori who is supposed to be rebellious and troubled and might feel some sympathy for and attraction to the lawless mob that is supposedly menacing his family but steve as played by tabori gosh why didn t we see more from this wunderkind is actually just grumpy and moody and isn t one bit conflicted when big d gets serious and draws a line in the proverbial and literal sand for the sleep deprived and susan deyniacs there must be some of you out there only ,0
ok the movie is good but i give it a because the idea of a computer virus becoming an organic virus is pure fairy tale this kind of crap just adds to those uncomputer savvy moron s paranoid delusions that a computer virus is exactly like an organic virus first of all strings of code and dozens of s and s add up to computer virus an organic virus is much more complex even though it s way tinier though it s considered one of the simplest forms in the universe organic virus s attach burrow into your cells and attach themselves to the rna then change your own rna code explain to me how something like that could be processed from a monitor maybe the radiation has some effect on the user s cornea that turns your eyeballs into these viruses i could see that but obviously the writer didn t think of that ,0
this film is exceptional in that marlene raymond present outstanding performances the acting in this film is the greatest strength of the production but the script direction and editing deserve applause there is an extraordinary chemistry that exsists between the two stars if you like marlene and you like raymond you ll love this film it s a classic that compares with casablanca br br ,1
i couldn t wait for the end this is absolutely the worst film i have ever seen if you thought that just about anyone could make a watchable movie these folks prove that there is a minimum skill set required this is a film with no redeeming features whatsoever it scores a zero in every department this is more than just amateur as the audience is given no consideration or regard at all there is no serious attempt to act or entertain the storyline is aimless pointless and senseless the cast look very uncomfortable and completely lack direction the technical aspects of the film are poor br br as a dvd it makes a good drinks coaster ,0
there is a lot wrong with this film i will not lie i will say that most of the problems feel like they stem from a budget that was chopped out from underneath the flick and some bad hack job editing br br this is not office space do not go in expecting office space levels of comedy it is very funny though it is a mess but very funny at the same time a funny mess of a film in the way that caddyshack is funny a mess of unrelated funny scenes filled with some very annoying unfunny scenes br br it works as a whole though and it certainly deserves a wide release this is the best commentary on the wal mart starbucks mtv nation you could hope for the very fact that a film is exploring the idea that dumb people are breeding at an alarming rate while the intelligent people are not is great in my book not very politically correct but worth at least some debate ,1
city streets is amazingly modern technically speaking for a movie made in also who could not be mesmerized enthralled by gary cooper s powerful magnetism galvanizing the audience attention the plot is quite elaborate and clear the scenarios decor are exceptional in every detail all the actors are above average i keep guessing how the director and his staff including editing sound lighting photography could have been so brilliant i couldn t find a flaw understanding that the scenes in the road bumpy ride with the large motion pictures screen on the background was the best they could get in all in all i found this movie superb and so much alive thanks to gary cooper charisma ,1
i just saw this film and i recommend it it has a very good plot it holds your complete attention the acting is superb tom wilkinson was fantastic and emily watson was also very good a very good film indeed about great and unconditional love tom wilkinson s character is a man who is not prepared for the ordeal that is about to begin but he takes the matter in hand as the story progresses and this great actor gives a performance that makes you feel the character s anguish and suffering emily watson s character is very strong and she has only to give a quick glance and you understand everything i won t say more because it is better for you have to enter the story as it unfolds ,1
just finished watching this one after getting sick of getting ready for the michigan bar exam i wanted something that was mindless and that i could just sit back and say what the hell were they thinking i was not disappointed in this undertaking but had i been watching this one in a serious mood i would have been irate the company that made this thing just spliced cgi footage from the first octopus and added a little footage with a fake octopus that makes the one used in bride of the monster look like a masterpiece of special effect footage since when does an octopus have fangs the plot is that an nypd diver is investigating some murders disappearances on the hudson river shortly before the fourth of july he and his partner who is soon to be transferred or soon to be munched on by a fig bucking octopus investigate in a rather inept manner all the while believing that a huge octopus will kill people and are occasionally accompanied by a female lackey from the mayor s office of course on one believes that an octopus can get that big until the thing attacks the cop and the girl from the mayor s office surprisingly all hell doesn t break loose and only a few cops and a few more civilians are killed br br really lame don t bother with it ,0
bridgette bardot looking as sexy as ever plays a spoiled but innocent daughter of a french ambassador she cons one of her father s top aides womanizer michel into marrying her and it turns out to be the best thing for both of them michel is soon flirting with his old girlfriends and in order to teach him a lesson bridgette flirts heavily with a married prince charles michel is surprised by his jealousy a cat and mouse game ensues between brigdette and michel i ll have an affair no you won t and finally michel realizes she just might and vows to give up all the other ladies in his life bridgette and michel settle comfortably into their happily ever after while prince charles jets home to england br br it s an admittedly light piece but it s incredibly charming while some may fault it as a product of it s time i found that completely enjoyable worthy of a rental ,1
the contemporary chapter of the u s navy s elite underwater demolition team is called to do whatever they want apparently br br charlie sheen was made an officer already the storyline is unbelievable michael biehn is his immediate c o but he keeps charlie on a rather long leash and one of the guys pays for it early on by getting killed thanks to charlie s patented stupidity the rest of the team spends their spare time committing courts martial offenses mostly an exercise in random gunfire and paper thin ethics these particular seals might be better suited to serving as crash test dummies br br some good action scenes counter the goofy proceedings ,0
oh i m mostly not the kind of person to give a movie less than points mostly just because of the effort from actors and directors br br for keyman from me if anyone thinks the main character or whoever deserves an oscar i deserve the nobelprize for peace br br seriously i can t believe this movie made it to europe the acting was horrible the plot was awful and what about the s horror music give me a break br br popeye eg what about him why is he there he has nothing to do with the movie br br and what about the keyman s talking one time he can t say a decent word the next time he s getting all talky talk he also nearly dies when he wakes up and some sunlight shines thru his bunker but when he s walking down the street the sunlight doesn t seem to do anything br br watch this movie only of you re on the edge of dying of boredom i regret myself for not watching my roses grow which are in anyway more entertaining than this piece of ,0
even worse than the worst david lynch confusathon brain dead makes no sense whatsoever shamefully wasted talent bill pullman bill paxton bounce around like they are in a tom and jerry cartoon on acid there is negligible character development it simply starts climbing the strange scale until climaxing in total chaos do not get sucked into this because of the above fine actors they are given nothing to work with and you will be wondering what s going on throughout the entire unbearable minutes i highly recommend avoiding brain dead at all costs unless you are into scattering your brain into total nonsense merk,0
john and his wife emily accompanied by their child edward venture from the comfortable environs of suburbia to the village where the husband spent some of his childhood there has been a death in the family and john must begin proceedings to take control of an old ramshackle cottage situated by the seaside and once inhabited by an old man who has apparently committed suicide br br sceptical about the circumstances of the death john divorces himself from his family and from reality puts his own life in peril and puts on the clothes of the old man who is now dead br br the film now changes nothing is what it seems the people of his past appear in full gothic hillbilly glory his wife worries about his mental state and his son disappears into the reeds br br john finds that the old man didn t commit suicide that his death is far more mysterious and strange in a spine chilling finale we learn that the events of the film actually never happened and that the entire narrative was imagined by the little boy edward who is struggling to come to terms with his parents divorce proceedings br br modern love is a macabre piece of high art cinema a puzzling and perverse piece of pretentiousness full of vague suggestion and unexplored red herrings it is humourless and seemingly unconcerned with current indie trends which both validates its creators but also renders it passé br br but the weaknesses of this australian film are fully outweighed by its sheer muscular cinematic vision its bloody minded and uncompromising precision and its oddball euro horror the bastardry of script norms and lack of slick dialogue pales into insignificance against a backdrop of noir and a lead performance that needs to be seen to be appreciated br br one of the most aggressively weird australian films in years ,1
eastenders has gone full circle from unmissable in to totally abysmal now it s such a bad reflection of the nation this crap tops the ratings br br the ideas for plots can consist of nothing more trivial than putting ever characters name in a hat the first two out regardless of their sex will sleep with each other the rd th out will have a fight in the vic the th one will be arrested the th develop an addiction th get pregnant etc etc br br the producers are clever though the minute show is only actually ever comprised of lines br br someone will walk in the vic say what s goin on someone else will stand up say leave it aht out then a woman will say doan choo come in ere n insult mah fam ly br br that s it that s every show apart from the occasional get it sort id is it sort id br br the show was once a realistic portrayal of east end folk their way of life the buffers came off when they extended it from two nights a week the slater family turned up how they attract viewers is beyond me the kat character symbolizes everything that s gone wrong with society treating anyone else like something she s pulled off the bottom of her shoe br br the people who vote her the best character in these polls must the same as the ones that vote jamie redknapp best sportsman despite the fact he hasn t played a game for years br br what i can never understand is if the show is the pinnacle of british tv why do all the biggest names leave ross kemp martin kemp the list is endless br br how long has the longest couple s marriage lasted with them being faithful to each other yes people leave but until the script writers realise that characters couple can be interesting likeable without sleeping around the show will continue to deteriorate an episode last week had separate plots of exactly that and zoe the doctor top even lofty shell as most unconvincing couple ever to appear on tv br br yes eastenders is the most watched show thats undisputed but many external factors contribute to that is the perfect time of day to gain the most audience figures it has an omnibus edition for hours and more than that millions of the viewers watch it out of nothing more than habit but if they were completely honest to themselves they would admit that in more than ever it can be absolutely pitiful ,0
the person who wrote the review enough with the sweating and spitting already has no grasp of what cultural literary or psycho critique is he dismisses zizek s interpretations because they don t seem in line with what the director originally intended so what the importance of a director s or author s intention is not important in critical theory this is known as the author s intentional fallacy and should be avoided br br http en wikipedia org wiki intentional fallacy a text or movie can be analyzed through a number of theories many of which disagree with one another as well as completely ignore the author s intention this is the most fundamental idea of critical theory br br because of this whoever wrote that wall of text wasted a lot of time and effort on insulting zizek in reality anyone who studies theory would immediately discredit this guys opinion i suggest you should too as it is completely off point br br that being said if you are at all interested in freudian laconian or kristevian discourse this movie is a must it connects these theories with popular film making them much more palpable and enjoyable than simply reading or thinking about them ,1
val kilmer is almost nowhere in this film lucky for him he plays maybe seconds of screen time and his role is completely irrelevant after seeing the film i couldn t tell you what role he plays in the film ok they suck you in the first hour by immersing you in dark underground tunnels spooky movies filmed in dark underground tunnels easily suck most people in to last the first minutes to an hour then you will begin wondering why am i watching this i remember thinking how easy it must be for a director writer to use dark underground labyrinths to make a film simply film people wandering around in dark tunnels and you have instant suspense but that is where this movie goes no further we all wonder what goes bump in the night but there is nothing out there in the dark in this film but more darkness the story is even worse apparently there is an underlying story to the film that i learned of after watching the film but the film uses such poor dialouge that it never came across clearly during the screening i still don t understand what the writer director meant to say some children trapped underground by a misled sister in russia why are they in our time the same time as the characters are they ghosts br br this was an absolutely horrible film that drew me to write my first imdb review to warn others to avoid it ,0
someone had a great idea let s have misty mundae do her own r rated version of lara croft firing two guns not only in skimpy outfits but topless as well it was indeed a great idea the problem is that the people who had it couldn t come up with any sort of script or budget to support it therefore we get a film that barely reaches medium length by replaying many of its parts often in slow motion and was apparently shot entirely inside a garage the appeal of misty mundae is still evident she is unbelievably cute and has a natural girl next door beauty however her two female co stars here with whom she shares a lengthy lesbian scene are nowhere near her league if mummy raider was presented as a youtube video i d rate it higher but as a film destined for dvd consumption it cannot get more than a out of ,0
this isn t exactly a complicated story it s not a mystery or a plot you have to spend time re watching because you missed an intrinsic part of the dialog claiming a movie has to be seen multiple times for you to get it may apply to a very few films however this isn t one of them those type of movies have substance and are so involving it s easy to miss an important portion of dialog or a subtle nuance to plot details you may have overlooked with goya s ghosts this doesn t apply the main flaw in this movie is an absence of detail it jumps from one character to the next never giving enough substance to any one set of scenes to allow the involvement of those watching because of that you don t connect with any of the characters you don t get to the point where you care either the main actor is gone just as the movie seems it s going to redeem itself or their actions are despicable and you re not inclined to anyway goya s refusal to go very far to help ines is a good example his refusal to commit himself further mirrors the overall tone of his part the only characters you may momentarily feel for are ines when she s being questioned and then tortured after her rape by lorenzo any focus on her character is pretty much gone following that the only other in depth involvement comes from the best scenes in the movie centered around lorenzo s invitation to supper with ines family and her fathers all out attempt to force lorenzo into signing a bogus confession and getting his daughter back then just as things start to be developing again they re gone from the movie i ve read a lot of the comments here about how the movie didn t know what it wanted to be etc i found that basically it succeeded in not being much of anything from lorenzo s return and the coincidental viewing of ines daughter by goya everything seemed nothing more than contrived without much of a storyline no effort to really examine the turbulent times they lived in took place the essence of who goya was didn t materialize other than his actions or lack thereof proving him to be more self centered than anything else as for his art the movie seemed intent on examining a few of the paintings he did but again frittered away another opportunity in examining the reactions to this work rather than the work itself to sum things up best the movie had no cohesion it grossly lacked the substance to delve into the historical environment it covered and upon ending left you feeling like what you d just seen was a series of aborted attempts to engage the viewer by switching from one thing to the next without adequately engaging the viewer in any of them you can t watch something like this several times expecting it to improve with added examination there s just not enough to it to waste the time it s not a case of your missing out on something it would just be more proof that the ingredients needed to make this movie good just aren t there as for best film ever made it s not even the best film i ve watched today ,0
i was more entertained by watching my wife almost pull her hair out in frustration through most of this movie i thought something that would tie it all together would be just around the corner of the dairy barn any minute so i cheated grabbed the remote and was relieved to find out it was ending in merely minutes i should have turned the channel cute it had potential but yuck ,0
this film is an eery but interesting film i will tell you why it is eery later in this review br br the film is interesting because it was the first film to ever contain sound no it may not be a one hour and forty two minute film no it may not contain great action scenes but it is still a wonderful film to me it sparked a whole knew revolution if you will of sound movies this can be a little eery to watch knowing that everyone in that film are now dead i can hear the voice of a man in the beginning who no longer walks the earth visible and that the sound is cracky and broken br br i recommend this video for everyone to watch this created movies as we know it today ,1
this season lacked real oomf but as far as setting up stories to get us in the mood again season is without highlights and spontaneity br br this season lacked its usual sopranos style and if you cut out all the garbage that was filled in each and every episode this season you probably would have had episodes worth of real stories br br side stories like pauly s mom is she or isn t she was boring and had no purpose other than further exploration of his character i would have like to have seen bobby express his anger more at pauly in that carnival episode but to no avail br br and that s just it these side stories had no real purpose and lack finishing if they are going to finish off these stories in the next episodes i d rather not watch it because its not really worth seeing br br disappointing is to nice a word to say about this season and its finale ,0
jake s closet has the emotional power of kramer vs kramer combined with the imagination of pan s labyrinth even the beginning special effect seems to give a nod to pan s labyrinth but this is a story that takes place in modern times not in a war sixty years ago and in that way it has even more resonance today jake s closet is about a boy an only child practically alone on summer vacation dealing with his family falling apart it s a horror movie like the others and the sixth sense a horror movie for the thinking person if you re looking for a slasher movie this won t be your cup of tea but if you re looking for a story that is both touching and suspenseful with good acting this is the movie for you at the screening i saw i swear there was one moment where the entire audience screamed i highly recommend catching this film ,1
 love and human remains is one of those obviously scripted obviously acted obviously staged flicks which is so obvious that the escape velocity from its contrivances and fabrication is beyond me not worth explaining this amateurish flick tries to cram every clever line every misanthropic overtone every peculiar sexual predilection into one film with an absence of concern for making the pieces fit in short sensationalistic crap without the sensation which pretty much just leaves crap ,0
i m not sure how i missed this one when it first came out but i am glad to have finally seen it br br this movie takes place in and around the th century red light district of okabasho japan it tells the tale of prostitution caste systems and women who are strong in a society based upon the strength of the samurai code of japan br br it is uniquely akira kurosawa even though he died before he could direct this movie his adaptation of the screenplay shows his view of the japanese world and caste system is renowned and sheds light upon how these systems interact with each other the characters may revolve around each other but the caste system stays intact when each character goes back to the world they belong in the samurai warrior who drifts into the good hearted and loving prostitute s world goes back to his life while she embarks on a another road with a man who is part of her caste system lowest of the low many prize the world of the samurai above all others but yet it is the lower caste inhabitants who can support each other and who can love without restraint the samurai in this movie turns out to be the weak one while the classless lovers prove to be the honorable ones br br the movie deserves a higher rating it is a tale of survival of women in feudal japan during this time frame men were thought to be the survivors the strong ones while women were thought to be just mindless and weak property this movie highlights the strength of japanese women and how they did what they had to for survival and how their strength enabled the japanese culture to continue on as it has br br i recommend the sea is watching to anyone who is a fan of akira kurosawa and even if they re not a fan it is a lovely quiet and soul sustaining movie and one to be treasured for any movie collection ,1
poorly acted and poorly directed congo unsuccessfully tries to recreate the feeling of jurassic park but the truth is the book wasn t all that great either still the movie s first problem is that tim curry s character was added the second problem is that the talking arm was added the main problem though is that the cast members don t create realistic characters i guarantee that this movie will not make you think that there are killer gorillas anywhere on earth also starring laura linney happy birthday laura dylan walsh ernie hudson grant heslov joe don baker james karen and bruce campbell i m guessing that they don t wish to emphasize this movie in their resumes ,0
the only riddle in this film was how it ever got made the british film industry needs to make films people actually want to watch and not look to get taxpayers money a la bbc to keep luvvies in their life style they have been accustomed to with doing nothing for it br br the film was every thing wrong with british films it relied on stereotypes it had to be about a london were people were either posh and corrupt gangsters luvvies or gawd blimey jellied eel types the story script was just pathetically weak to the extent when the police man pulled out his phone and the ring tone was the sweeney theme i just expected it the whole film was a happy shopper sweeney minder rip off br br the priceless manuscript i noted got left behind and lost on a few occasions and is something even i with my limited street wiseness wouldn t carry around in my breast pocket every where to the beach and fights etc saying that vinnie jones is likable which is about the only thing in the film poor bloke br br when derek jacobi walked into the water at the end because he was dickens oh my god what a load of crap and i am being positive here,0
i think the opening minutes of this film is perhaps one of the most exciting filmed with the brilliant music score working to build tension to a shattering climax what cinema goers made of this in the s i can only imagine the times said at the time a miracle has come to the screen watch it and marvel ,1
plato s run is an entertaining b movie with gary busey it is a fairly unknown film so one i saw it at a car boot i thought this looks entertaining i was right to gary busey plays plato smith a tough mercenary who is framed for the assassination of a powerful cuban crime lord now on the run plato must survive long enough to prove his innocence with the help of his friends played by steve bauer scarface and action star jeff speaksman the expert what i liked about plato s run was the way the film never got boring the plot may have been done before but it was still good the acting was fun to watch and the action was quite fun as well especially the climax gary busey makes a good hero ironic since he normally plays the bad guy and steve bauer is good as plato s sidekick even jeff speaksman makes a good performance and he cant even act well to finish it of plato s run is an enjoyable effort from nu image films and i give it out of ,1
this film was amazing it is an inspiring piece of cinema the characters are fully developed through the truth in which director lucy walker brings to the film i highly recommend this to any one looking for that special film that shows the humanity in the human condition lucy wlaker showcases the landscape beauty this film id a true example of man vs nature and sometimes man vs man the inner turmoil and triumph is tremendous in its subject matter the subject of how the tiebtans view blindness as a sign of demons is interesting this film sheds light on a particular culture that has never been showcased lucy walker has given erik weihenmayer a voice when he would have not normally been heard thank you lucy for being true to your vison as a filmmaker ,1
the s are often regarded as a golden age of british television comedy a period which saw numerous classic sitcoms as well as sketch shows such as monty python s flying circus the period was however emphatically not a golden age of british film comedy and what worked well on television rarely transferred successfully to the big screen the most triumphant exceptions to this rule were provided by the pythons but their best films monty python and the holy grail and life of brian were very different in conception to their tv show br br the main problem with adapting sitcoms for the cinema is that concepts devised to fit the bbc s minute slots minutes on itv which has to find room for commercials do not always work as well when expanded into a feature film three or four times as long few people will remember the film versions of say up pompeii or steptoe and son with the same affection as the television versions in the case of many classic tv comedy shows some mothers do ave em yes minister fawlty towers the goodies no attempt was made to film them at all for which we can be grateful characters such as michael crawford s frank spencer or john cleese s basil fawlty can be hilarious in half hour doses but i doubt if they would remain as funny over two hours one comedy programme albeit a dramatisation of a comic novel rather than a sitcom in the normal sense which might have worked in the cinema was the fall and rise of reginald perrin but any hopes of a film were dashed by the tragically early death of its star leonard rossiter br br dad s army was one of the few television sitcoms of the period which was turned into a decent film about the only other one i can think of was porridge this was possibly because it had an unusually large number of well developed characters and derived most of its humour from the interactions between them the original sitcom ran between and and told of the misadventures of a home guard platoon in the small seaside town of walmington on sea the home guard initially known as the local defence volunteers was an auxiliary militia during world war ii made up for the most part of men too old to serve in the regular forces the film version is a three act drama act i deals with the formation of the platoon and the recruitment of its members in act ii they cause havoc during an army training exercise in act iii they succeed in capturing a group of nazi airmen whose plane has been shot down br br the three key players in this drama are the platoon s commander captain george mainwaring arthur lowe and his two subordinates sergeant arthur wilson john le mesurier and corporal jack jones clive dunn mainwaring who in civilian life is the local bank manager is a fussy little man peering at the world through a pair of thick spectacles it is he who takes the initiative in forming the home guard unit and who appoints himself its commander he is pompous officious with an exaggerated sense of his own importance and of his own powers of leadership the sort of man who does not suffer fools gladly and in george mainwaring s world view the term fool covers most of the rest of the human race he does however have his good qualities he is motivated by a genuine patriotic idealism and is capable of great physical courage shown in his encounter with the germans br br wilson is mainwaring s deputy at the bank the two men are very different in character something emphasised by a difference in appearance wilson being tall and thin whereas mainwaring is short and stout he comes across as being both more intelligent and better educated than his boss his accent suggests he may be a former public schoolboy nevertheless he has ended up playing second fiddle both in civilian and military life probably because he has the sort of passive personality which leads to pessimism and defeatism and an inability to take anything altogether seriously jones is an old soldier who now runs the local butcher s shop his promotion to corporal is due mainly to his ability to bribe mainwaring with black market sausages his enthusiasm for his new role is matched only by his incompetence and ability to cause chaos although his catchphrase is don t panic he is prone to panicking at any given opportunity br br several other members of the platoon are featured private fraser the dour scottish undertaker is even more of a pessimist than wilson catchphrase we re doomed man doomed private godfrey is a gentle old man whose main concern is the whereabouts of the nearest lavatory private walker is a sharp cockney spiv and private pike another bank employee a spoilt mummy s boy pike s mother is wilson s mistress although wilson tries to keep this liaison secret from the disapproving mainwaring two significant outsiders are the mild mannered vicar and the arp warden mainwaring s detested enemy and quite his equal in pompousness and officiousness br br there are occasional bawdy doubles entendres keep your hands off my privates mainwaring is ostensibly referring to those soldiers who hold that rank more so than in the television show which was surprisingly free of innuendo its creators david croft and jimmy perry would later go on to create comedy shows such as are you being served and hi de hi which were notorious for suggestive humour the film does however preserve much of the mixture of gentle wit nostalgia and sharp characterisation which made the tv series so successful ,1
i believe sarafina is a tremendous effort of whoopi goldberg besides her there are no other stars in the film and her role is smaller than the title character sarafina since i work in a high school with urban children i think this is an important film to show south african history of apartheid sarafina is a movie about education and a teacher s relationship with her student sarafina i bought the video for practically nothing at a videostore i watched it and fast forwarded through the musical numbers but i strongly recommend this film to educators and their students to understand now while i don t know the other actors and actresses in the film i assume that they are very popular in south africa and i am glad that they filmed with a south african cast and crew with the exception of goldberg in a small role but if it gets people to see this movie than whoopi reaches worldwide appeal ,1
rohinton mistry s multi layered novel seemed impossible to adapt for the screen but the resulting movie is filled with passion emotion humour and pathos the story is somewhat slow moving but there is always something on the screen to captivate the audience the movie perfectly catches a particular time and place with pinpoint accuracy all of the actors are indian few if any known to western audiences but they are a joy to behold especially the little girl who acts very convincingly don t be put off by the title and plot summary this is a movie to be seen on the big screen we have much to learn from it ,1
sophia loren plays aida in one of the worst films of all time she can t lipsync in terms of production values the film is so bad that at one point while loren is mouthing o patria mia she leans onto what looks to be a stone wall for support and the canvas set billows and shakes ,0
it was only the second year of the academy but already they were voting politically jeanne eagels brilliant performance in this creaky early talkie had to make do with an oscar nom and the statuette went to the worst performance ever to win mary pickford s in coquette the only existing print was a work print without music or final editing but wherever it s shown eagels stuns and captivates with her beguiling powerful performance she is so convincing on the witness stand that while we know she is lying through her teeth we did after all see her kill the man we in the audience find ourselves like the jurors believing in her innocence before we suddenly catch ourselves that is great acting the film needs to be made available on video so that the world can enjoy this terrific performance again one silent of jeanne s exists in archive print man woman and sin and her only other talkie jealousy is lost so this is the only document we have of her run to see it when it first came out of the archives to be shown in nyc in the early s the village voice printed a full page review worshipping the eagels performance ,0
this show is awesome and i ve seen it about times br br granted it may be lacking in educational content as some people like those sort of movies but i think it s great very funny and excellently written ,1
i once had a conversation with my parents who told me british cinema goers in the s and s would check to see a film s country of origin before going to see it it didn t matter what the plot was or who was in it if it was an american movie people would want to see it and if it was british people wouldn t want to see it this might sound like a ridiculous generalisation but after seeing the astonished heart i can understand why people in those days preferred american cinema to the home grown variety back in the s br br british equity was devoid of working class members and it shows in this movie everyone speaks in an english lad dee daa upper class accent that makes the british royal family sound like working class scum and what this does is alienate a large amount of a potential british audience who would no doubt prefer to be watching jimmy cagney in white heat because people would have if not related to then certainly empathised with a violent gangster in cinematic terms more than some high class english shrink in that s entertainment the reason people go to cinemas even the characters names seem bizarre leonora how many british people were named leonora in and the protagonists drink cocktails and they use words like austere you do get the feeling that this wasn t marketed for a mainstream british audience but why should it if the majority of british cinema goers were queuing up at cinemas to watch far more entertaining american imports br br watching the atsonished heart in i was astonished how dated everything was in fact it s so dated i thought maybe it might be a spoof from the harry endfield show what didn t astonish me was the fact that these types of movie came close to sinking the british film industry an industry that didn t pick up until american money invested in crowd pleasers like zulu alfie and the james bond movies,0
in this film we have the fabulous opportunity to see what happened to timon and pumbaa in the film when they are not shown which is a lot this film even goes back to before simba and presumbably just after the birth of kiara br br quite true to the first film lion king or lion king in other places is a funny entertaining exciting and surprising film or sequel if that s what you want to call it a bundle of surprises and hilarity await for you br br while timon and pumbaa are watching a film at the cinema with a remote control timon and pumbaa have an argument of what point of the lion king they are going to start watching as timon wants to go to the part when he and pumbaa come in and pumbaa wants to go back to the beginning they have a very fair compromise of watching the film of their own story which is what awaits it starts with timon s first home br br for anyone with a good sense of humour who liked the first films of just about any age enjoy lion king ,1
sudden impact is a two pronged story harry is targeted by the mob who want to kill him and harry is very glad to return the favour and show them how it s done this little war puts harry on suspension which he doesn t care about but he goes away on a little vacation now the second part of the story someone is killing some punks and harry gets dragged into this situation where he meets jennifer spencer a woman with a secret that the little tourist town wants to keep quiet the police chief is not a subtle man and he warns harry to not get involved or cause any trouble this is harry callahan trouble follows him the mob tracks him to this town and hell opens up as harry goes to war meanwhile the vigilante strikes again and the gang having figured it out is ready for her jennifer spencer is caught and harry comes to her rescue during the film s climax sudden impact is not the greatest dirty harry but at the time it gives us a harry that is very much an anti hero ready to go to war just to pursue justice again not the best not the worst but the one with the most remembered line go ahead make your day ,1
it s schmaltzy but then what else did you expect the heroine is cinderella s younger sister complete with wicked mother sister and brother in law the hero if you can call him that is an ineffectual putz and the rival love interests are full of melodramatic villainy br br the cast settings and wardrobe were all very attractive and i thought the actors did a superb job considering how weak the material was the movie was prettily filmed and boasted a soundtrack that was carefully crafted to cue the viewer about what emotions he should be experiencing throughout megon mcdonough sang sweetly and provided the film with some of its best moments br br if you love danielle steel you will love this film if you love archetypal romance you will love this film i did not i was able to sit through it but it was close ,0
this film makes several nods to various science fiction films the prologue reminds me of the one for the original theatrical version of thx the trailer for buck rogers here it was clips from some early japanese sf tv show then the opening shot of the city in has the dragon blip flying overhead with a billboard reminding one immediately of bladerunner the bladerunner aspect comes even br br more pronounced when we meet the hero who is called a replicant he is blond haired and is called ryo a homage to roy batty rutger hauer s character in bladerunner a battle scene soon ensues which reminds one immediately of the matrix the government forcing the population to take drugs is like thx and the chief enforcer while looks like a cross between elvis and dan ackroyd turns out to be a robot very much like the terminator the end battle reminds one of terminator and the end result is hilarious probably not one of the best sf films out there but is enjoyable certainly a lot more enjoyable than tripe like battlefield earth ,1
in an interview david duchovny said he hasn t been able to watch even the first hour of this film and neither should you the scene where he asks the owner of a house where a murder was committed if he can look around change the name he gives and he could had lifted his performance from just about any episode of the x files he s on autopilot for the whole film brad pitt overacts appallingly ,0
kurt russell is elvis plain and simple his dedication to this role resulted in what i think is the best movie bio ever if you re an elvis fan see it if you can br br the made for television film was made two years after elvis death br br one piece of advice there are two versions one at minutes and one at minutes the only one to watch is the longer one the shorter one has more than one hour of footage edited out it just does not work because the scenes in it are often dependent on the scenes that were cut br br this masterpiece takes you from elvis childhood through his emergence as entertainment s greatest star shelley winters and bing russell kurt s real dad are excellent as elvis parents and pat hingle delivers a very competent col tom parker br br long live the king ,1
i have decided to flush this show from my memory down the toilet of bad tv show into the obscurity of forgetful disappointing pointless garbage tv show hell br br the skyler guy who is the host star creator of this show is boring uninteresting unbelievable not particularly good looking and not at all funny in short why is this guy on tv and especially why is he in a comedy show when he s not funny pretending to be a professional con man when he definitely is nothing but an obvious pretender others have said it here already but this guy is a total fake and fraud if you believe any of these cons i think you should seriously consider going to get your head checked because they re all fake and the ones that might possibly be true are so pointless like spending all day to con someone out of giving you an average meal at a restaurant seriously this guy needs to go away glad this show got canned ,0
this is truly terrible painfully irritating stylised performers screech and mug gratingly incoherent dialogues which take place in scenes which seem to have no purpose no beginning middle or end cut together without any apparent narrative or even cognitive intention all in the service of some entirely uninteresting and almost undetectable story what makes it worse is the film s pretentions to style suddenly a remote head crane shot spirals downwards and without any apparent reason there are sudden whip pans or wobblyhand held sections all this style merely serves to magnify the almost unbelievably huge misconception of the project and the almost offensive vacuity of the material definitely a candidate for the worst film ever made ,0
this gloriously turgid melodrama represents douglas sirk at his most high strung it eschews the soft wistfulness of all that heaven allows and the weepy sentimentality of imitation of life and instead goes for feverish angst and overheated tension and of course it s all captured in vibrant technicolor br br the cornball story has something to do with a friendship between rock hudson and robert stack that becomes a rivalry when hudson snags the affections of lauren bacall but who s really paying attention to the story dorothy malone won a best supporting actress academy award for her splendidly over the top performance as stack s sister who takes the family business into her own hands when no one else will a highlight of the film comes when this high spirited wild child breaks into a frantic dance in her bedroom unable to bear the restraints placed upon her by middle class propriety as so frequently happens in sirk movies the scene is both unintentionally hilarious in its absurdity and yet strangely moving in its effectiveness br br sirk came closer than anyone else to turning pure camp into high art satisfying the philistines and the high brows at the same time within the same films his was a unique talent and i don t know that there s ever been another film maker quite like him since br br grade a ,1
if you thought day after tomorrow was implausible wait till you see this br br okay so the premise of most disaster films is usually a in billion event occurring compounded by other circumstances in this case the even is the joining of two huge storm systems fair enough so far oh but hold up no the event is the sabotage and subsequent destruction of the power grid br br next throw in loads of human interest elements in this case a cheating husband a psychotic gun wielding boyfriend a rebellious daughter a hacker with a point to prove a senator trying to push an agenda a reporter trying to stand up against the man and a pregnant women stuck in an elevator br br finally add a handful of taster events to add excitement br br jeez if the director tried to fit in any more meaningless plot lines there would have been no time less for the actual disaster which given the pitiful state of the computer graphics was almost certainly the intention br br jeez if you can t even model a truck convincingly you really should not be taking on twisters exploding power stations las vegas getting ripped apart or destroyed oil stations br br in case you didn t already gather how appalling this movie is let me just add that all three bad guys get killed in separate and wholly ungratifying implausible manners that stunk more of moralising that good film making br br i m have no problem with first month film students writing jaded hackneyed cliché soaked scripts but for god s sake that doesn t mean anyone has to make them into movies br br it manages to make the abysmally implausible apocalypse look not quite so dreadful avoid them both ,0
an oirish film not made for an irish audience with fiorentino baxendale and spacey each incapabable of a half decent oirish accents the powers that be had but one choice force the irish actors to adopt equally bad oirish accents reducing the whole thing to the lowest common denominator ,0
i was a sophomore in college when this movie came out and i had never actually seen it until last night i finally decided to watch it because i like good dancing and because the movie had such cultural impact after seeing the movie i am completely baffled by how it had any effect other than putting people to sleep br br the story is pretty preposterous when you think about it does anyone actually buy the idea that that beer joint full of gnarly old steel workers and teamsters could keep their clientèle with the high concept dances that those girls were doing they would have all been over to zanzibar faster than you can say performance art can you imagine the reaction of the real life versions of that audience to that bizarre tv watching no theater dance thing that she did please br br it seems plausible to me that there could be a woman that worked in a steel yard and was also a dancer after all both are physically demanding jobs but i didn t buy for a second that that girl worked in a steel yard and i didn t buy for a second that i was looking at a real steel yard steel work is dangerous you don t keep your work area looking like a junk yard and not end up loosing a limb i love some of the inane shots like when two welders are sitting in the big corrugated tubes welding what the hell are they doing in there or when she is cutting six inches off of a rusty steel bar with a cutting torch she was obviously board and just started cutting random things up br br but story holes like that can be overlooked if the movie is fun or at least stimulating in some way flashdance doesn t offer anything to balance it however br br the dancing horrible it is the spastic twitch and pose style that ruined american musicals until well are we really over it yet the sensuality that the movie tries for is ruined by jennifer beal s complete lack of personality i mean i am a year old male and when she was supposed to be eating lobster my only reaction was to think that she should get a lobster bib br br you can t really get behind alex and her dreams because her character is so stupid and shallow the dog had more going on than she did br br the love affair is flat it comes across as nothing more than a boss with the hots for one of his workers zero passion br br even the final scene where she dances for orville redenbacher and some other stiffs is unsatisfying because the panels reaction is so unbelievable what serious dancers wouldn t roll their eyes at alex s lame cheerleader routine in short the movie had nothing but leg warmers and large sweatshirts oh yeah there is a good chunk of nudity when alex rescues her friend from being a useless erotic dancer a laughable bit of hypocrisy other than that the movie is a waste of time i wish that the mstk crew were still in business this would make good fodder for them ,0
 spoiler it could be the one the worst movie you see you might like it like i did i really like it its one of those odds movie br br there is man who seen to have a had day in life blacks rats some how feel sorry him which i think was a good idea br br the killer rats become friends with man two big man come making feel unwanted so the man set the killer rat on them and floor to floor both bodies covered in big black rats not that much blood br br but think about big black rats all over body but start to little killing people but rats are going over bored until the rats kills his friends and girlfriends br br ther one scene in were seating on the toilet while rats are going into the pipes leading to toilet and rat goes up his you know and come out of his mouth which mean the rats must off eaten everything inside in body s i had me laughing for weeks br br why did i like this movie yes it s different of the rest i for one like it when little creature takes on mankind br br if you have seen any of these movie slugs slither them spiders snakes tremors cujo crocodile shark octopus br br if you liked them and check out hood rats br br it better then terror toons that all i can say ,0
chuck jones s hare conditioned is a fast paced often hilarious cartoon pitting bugs bunny against a strange yellow skinned apartment store manager who wants to have him stuffed hare conditioned takes full advantage of its multi purpose setting the chase takes bugs and his pursuer through a variety of departments leading to an inspired gag in which they quickly emerge from various departments wearing whatever clothes are associated with that part of the store this great gag is trumped however by a truly inspired sequence involving elevators in which bugs disguised as an elevator boy tricks the store manager into relentlessly getting on or off elevators at the wrong time it s a brilliant climactic set piece which unfortunately gives way to a not very funny final gag by that time however hare conditioned has made its mark as one of the great chase films bursting with wild energy as bugs was becoming more refined in some of the other cartoons from this period hare conditioned showed that he could still be just as appealing as a more anarchic character ,1
i had to lower my rating of this movie to a due to the terrible sound track i m pretty sure it was not a problem with me or the tape because some actors and the sound track sounded great but most of the actors voices were distorted or garbled beyond recognition especially for non brits br br there are plenty of cute little twists that would make this an enjoyable movie ending up in bosnia by mistake is great but much of the humor was lost in the sound ,0
i fell in love with this silent action drama kurt russell and only kurt russell could have played this so well raised from childhood to know nothing but war and fighting todd kurt russell is dumped on a planet after being made obsolete by genetically engineered soldiers br br the stage is set and another classic icon of action movies was born soldier not rambo not schwarzenegger not bruce willis not mel gibson not jason statham kurt russell owns this role and made it entirely his original daring and all too human i miss the fact that sequels were never made br br br br ld br br br br my faith http www angelfire com ny jbc ,1
first time i saw this movie was in the eighties but reviewed now this thriller is still actual some newer movies focus on similar topics but they do not match this french milestone br br a president obviously jf kennedy gets shot in an open car during a public appearance the resulting huge investigation finds the lee harvey oswald figure of this movie guilty but one member of the jury insists in further inquiry he reveals some surprising evidence br br unlike oliver stone s jfk a movie with the same plot this one does not play with emotions but concentrates in a exciting description of a conspiracy and how everything fits together drawing a new picture of the assassination even a real psychological experiment is used for this explanation of the crime scene compared to jfk this movie is more reasonable intelligent and thrilling parts of the plot can be found in a lot of newer movies i had a kind of deja vu sometimes sitting in the cinema br br i comme icare is a must see its unique and brilliant and the music by ennio morricone is wonderful this movie deserves a very good ranking if it was a hollywood production it would be famous for sure br br ,1
it seems that salvatores couldn t decide what to do with this movie some of it is a very weak thriller and i say very very weak some of it is an attempt to explore the relationships between the main characters both things have been tried in psychological thrillers but in this case the movie cannot hold things together due to poor superficial scripting bad acting and a too dark too dull cinematography i d say that salvatores gave his best in other genres and in other settings where he was free to look at the characters without having to think about the plot on the whole a b movie hardly worth your money vote ,0
this is without a doubt one of neil simon s best plays turned movies it s full of great characters and memorable dialog johnathan silverman makes a great screen version of young eugene he was played by matthew broderick on stage this is the first of simon s autobiographical trilogy its followed by the wonderful biloxi blues and closes with the tv movie broadway bound if i had to say the movie has any flaws it would maybe be that characters sometimes usually speak in obvious dialog but that s alright because it s great dialog rent this little gem you won t be sorry ,1
this movie is so bad they should burn the master you cant spoil the plot because this movie doesn t have one the graphics are less than fake they re horrendous then you ve got the rambling through the countryside star gazer work a holic who bounces between his own lunacy the mad rantings of the crazed preacher when he finally makes it to dc they don t even have the decency to kill him the monster which you don t know at the time is already dieing but how who knows of course it has the ultimate sappy ending everybody else on the planet is dead or dieing but his family a handful of stragglers survive imagine that this will be the movie that c thomas howell will go to his grave regretting he ever starred in it probably gives him nightmares ,0
nice movie and nicholle tom does a fantastic job playing the guy in the girl s body she really does it well br br a sort of teen version of many other movies but well done br br well casted from matt to matt ,0
if i ever write movies or make them i would want one of them to be like this one i enjoy the goof ball sense of humor and jokes contained within this movie does stupid things without looking like it the names of the places and characters are priceless generic new york high school squid calimari george s sister etc genius i ve seen this movie so many times because it was a cable tv staple while i was growing up of course i didn t get all of the jokes back than but it was still funny this movie is a time less classic ,1
may anne reid and toots peter vaughan are paying an apparently infrequent visit to their son bobby steven mackintosh and his family in london even as the visit begins toots suffers a fatal heart attack leaving may adrift unsure and questioning her life and future finding herself attracted to her daughter s boyfriend darren daniel craig her actions lead to inevitable consequences br br beautifully filmed but for all its heralded realism and acclaim the mother offers a collection of mostly unpleasant even repellent characters and asks the viewer to engage with them reid shines as may and it is her skill and commitment as a wonderfully understated actor that salvages the film from a completely depressing mire but michell and kureishi have allowed craig mackintosh and cathryn bradshaw to create such utterly obnoxious characters that it becomes increasingly difficult to care what happens to may as written the characters played by mackintosh and bradshaw are in fact so utterly selfish and cold hearted that one begins to wonder what exactly was kureishi trying to say as directed they are either unwilling or unable to lift bobby and paula above the two dimensional in their ghastly selfishness br br worth seeing for reid s performance but little else a crying shame ,0
like in so many movies of the past you would think hollywood would learn this by now makes for a very disappointing movie not to mention make sure the kidnapped victim is alive first before paying the ransom br br maybe this film wants to remind of these basic facts in case it should ever happen to one of us why the long walk in the woods and can a city guy really go through the woods without getting lost just an opportunity for some sentimental dialog that was meaningless in the end br br i had to listen to part of the director s comments in the special features section from the great moves that redford has made in the past sneakers for one surprised he agreed to star in such a film the director s comments and reasons were weak br br the best parts of this movie was the scenery can t wait for spring to come ,0
nice pleasant and funny but not earth shattering it does a good job of showing the behind the scenes world of theater groups and the lives of the actors the three witches are great both on and off stage i would assume the movie works wonderfully lots of apparent inside jokes if one was involved in theater which i m not ,1
if you re not a fan of the s and you need to be a particularly strong fan or of one of the two leads there s nothing about this film to recommend br br the story as others have said is dull almost an afterthought to the basic notion of the characters and the idea of making a slightly manic comedy i watched it to about an hour hoping it would turn a corner a twist would occur or it would somehow kick into gear but no it s not unwatchable it s just dull it goes by it goes by with bits of running around madly lingering shots of feet at strange angles bits of shouting madly but i didn t get a real feel of energy or manic fun it just came across as forced needless to say also there was nothing to laugh at particularly a bit of mild amusement here or there but nothing more br br don t be fooled by the mention of feminism by the way all it means in this case is that almost all the principal cast is female if anything it s actually cloying two female leads fine excellent the drug dealer is female okay their landlord is a landlady alright their friends are female okay the only other person we particularly see who lives in the same building oh female i wasn t on the lookout for that but after a while it felt like a conscious decision had been made to have the film cast that way and it felt again a bit forced and cloying br br on the plus side if you are a fan of s fashions and culture there is plenty to see and if you re a fan of helen slater she s fun and enjoyable to watch there s also some screen time for carol kane which is great but not enough br br overall if you re a huge fan of the s helen slater and carol kane you could maybe stretch it to a because of them although there s still the fact it s a comedy which isn t funny which hinders it substantially if you re not a fan of those things you might as well make it because there s nothing much else to enjoy here ,0
this movie is amazing because the fact that the real people portray themselves and their real life experience and do such a good job it s like they re almost living the past over again jia hongsheng plays himself an actor who quit everything except music and drugs struggling with depression and searching for the meaning of life while being angry at everyone especially the people who care for him most there s moments in the movie that will make you wanna cry because the family especially the father did such a good job however this movie is not for everyone many people who suffer from depression will understand hongsheng s problem and why he does the things he does for example keep himself shut in a dark room or go for walks or bike rides by himself others might see the movie as boring because it s just so real that its almost like a documentary overall this movie is great and hongsheng deserved an oscar for this movie so did his dad ,1
miscast badly directed and atrociously written this is watchable if you have an hour or two to kill or are suffering from insomnia but only just robert carlyle fully realises his potential as an actor of supreme mediocrity with only one expression to his repertoire that of a chronically constipated football hooligan nursing a crippling inferiority complex which he manages at times to alter slightly by flaring his nostrils and baring a row of skewed yellow teeth this to indicate anger tenderness grief surprise horror hilarity compassion etc in his role as the best marine engineer in the uk and son of a university professor he is about as convincing as my neighbour s cat tom courtenay equally miscast slurring and mistiming every line appears permanently soused to the eyeballs and would seem no more able to tell a flood from a puddle of his own urine if he were standing in it all in all another silly attempt on the part of the british to imitate hollywood pulp at its most rubbishy the dialogue is a series of badly delivered clichés the action is disjointed the plot is pointless and amputated and the characters if you can call them that do not even make it into the basic two dimensional sphere of their american counterparts ,0
the plot in the future when nearly all men have been killed by a y chromosome targeting virus a hot female genetic engineer creates a man in a chem lab is intriguing despite the somewhat promising premise the movie falls flat in nearly every regard the dialogue is laughable the characters are paper thin the exploration of a single gender world is shallow the worst part of the entire movie is the asian detective who delivers lines so cheesy and contrived that you ll want to vomit br br i can t imagine how on earth this trash got produced most of the movie is male bashing all men are violent all men rape women men are only animals all of the women even the closet hetero cases seem to display anger toward fear of and hatred for men if you want to see a sci fi film something along the lines of this movie s premise you d do best to look elsewhere ,0
after hearing raves about this movie for years i finally decided to rent it and watch let me start by saying that i m glad that the rental was free from the local library this move was slow boring unrealistic and the plot made no sense after hours i was ready to nuke that backwater texas town and put the group of those characters out of their misery i realize that taste is subjective but believe me i just do not understand all of the hype that i have heard about this movie dallas provided as good a detail of the life in texas as this movie rent it only if you want to understand how movie studios can pay enough money to reviewers to convince the general public that a bad movie is good ,0
 for one of the worst swedish movies ever forgive me for being dull br br first of all i haven t seen the first one i was bored that s my reason for watching the nd before the st one well i hope the first one is better than this it was filled with weird cut scenes and very strange plot changes for the people that have seen this and think is high belive me so do i but it made me laugh a few times because it was so bizarre so bad and i still laugh thinking of the punk that came up with this idea what s next det sjunde inseglet ii sequels not based on novel or book doesn t turning out great to often and this is a perfect example of one br br ok i m gonna be honest with you i did laugh a bit it got a few decent jokes in it and slapstick humor but don t buy it rent it just let some other idiot do it or download it br br this movie will be remembered and the director is probably laughed out already ,0
i really enjoyed this film it definitely keeps you on the edge of your seat it was very well directed i think it was important that they showed the other couple s life as well as terry and bobbys and show them as people with emotions as this film needed to show bobby as a cold and vindictive person br br i agree with another review it was sick love not true love he didn t need to go to great lengths as murder to give his wife a baby he should have been honest with her and told her that he was sterile and decide to adopt a baby together some reviews say that she was naive i think she was when it came to the adoption however best actors all round great movie to watch ,1
i was never quite sure where this thing was going these people seem interested in what is going on on some mountain they investigate have narrow escapes leave come back leave put each other in danger sleepwalk get attacked by witches who have consistent wardrobes etc etc the guy seems to like the girl but leaves her unprotected numerous times she gets taken off he gets her back leaves her again you get the point the whole thing seems to get around to some sort of sacrifice i think but i m not sure or turning people into witches but i m not sure it s just dull and endless and not worth the time there are some atmospheric scenes but the print is so bad that there times when twenty seconds of blackness is not unusual is this caused by age or the overuse of night filters ,0
when this movie was made in i was a teenager in the football stands playing as part of the audience this was done at mooseheart illinois the big letters spelling out mooseheart at the top of the stands were covered up with a banner in the movie the director would tell us to cheer loudly at certain points as if a touchdown was being made st charles juvenile correction center is a real place less than miles from mooseheart although i think it may have closed down recently during one scene they show a black woman and a white man in the audience watching the game right below them you can see my sister noel s head she was at the time in the vhs version i can only see the top of her head but when i saw it on tv in i could see her whole head and my sister jacqui as well br br i thought the movie itself was ok for a made for tv movie since there s already a description of the movie here i need not repeat it it s worth seeing at least once ,0
this is one of the worst films i ve seen for years the storyline has potential that is never realized the actors are a poor choice but considering the screen writing their talent isn t wasted i really wanted everyone dead as quickly as possible so i could get out and watch something else unfortunately i did stay to the end and had a laugh at the murmurs of people moaning about how crappy this is there wasn t booing after all this is england just gentle moans about how crap that was then i look on imdb and see people have given it out of i really just cannot see how those people are able to give that score they must be a pr company working with the distributor there s a hilarious set problem towards the end of the film when in the graveyard and the hick attacks look out for the dodgy scenery that rocks when touched supposed to be a brick wall the blood effects are waaaay ott the film feels like everyone is making a spoof horror except the director ,0
this was a silly movie with a predictable storyline and dreadful acting willy nelson was as stiff as his braids the movie just seemed like a very long advert for the bright red lipstick that jessica simpson wore especially as there were so many close ups on her face the premise was not amusing and as i said soooooooo predictable whatever money was spent on making this movie was a shameful waste any allusions to other old marilyn monroe movies did not enhance the viewing of blonde ambition at all it was also so unbelievable jessica simpson being able to step into an executive secretary position at the drop of a hat that was laughable ,0
this documentary has been aired on both rte and bbc in the last number of months having seen it twice now i would recommend it to anyone with an interest in media and documentary film making br br initially this documentary was meant to detail the political life of venezuelan president hugo chavez the irish crew set off with those intentions what happens when they get to venezuela is startling as they witness first hand the attempted overthrow by rebel factions particularly the oil concerns in venezuela of chavez and his government what we the audience witness is just how the media manipulates the situation and in effect backs the overthrow of chavez by distorting events that transpire as the coup heightens br br it really is an excellent documentary and a remarkable piece of work by a couple of novice filmmakers br br ,1
this movie was pretty absurd there was a few funny parts its goes right in to the bin of movies in my memory where i think hmm that movie had a few funny parts but overall pretty ridiculous plot or lack of br br i thought it seemed like ben was trying a little too hard to be a cooky funny guy and i didn t understand how he was a self made multi millionaire and still such an idiot anyways i like ben affleck he makes some crap but hey i can forgive him i mean i liked jersey girl i didn t think gigli was all his fault i like him overall i guess he s kinda like the kid you feel sorry for cuz he just can t seem to get it right br br my advice would be to avoid this flick it didn t really develop in to a workable plot and catherine o hara and jimmy g weren t used as well as they could have been they deserved better overall this movie is not home alone it s not a christmas story its not christmas vacation or any of the other classics forever forgettable ,0
the relationship between the main characters i thought was very realistic how the two end up involved is believable it doesn t have that whole oh yeah right that most hollywood movies have not too mention how they captured the sexy beautiful and painful side of trapeze i am a trapeze student and i love that they showed how hard it is on the body hands and yeah those fabric burns are brutal definitely a must see for the relationship as well as the art that is made in the movie i loved it i m happy with the way the movie ended but i definitely wanted to see more be sure to stay seated through the credits for a special treat hehe great scene ,1
i used to think that it came from hollywood was the worst movie i had seen that showed clips from horror sci fi crime and drama movies of course i hadn t seen this beauty yet br br what s wrong with terror in the aisles four things br br it assumes that most of the great moments in shock cinema history began in the s when directors like john carpenter and brian de palma came along and what bones are thrown to the true classics i e the black and white films like frankenstein dracula and the wolf man are either shown with martin and lewis or abbott and costello alongside or not at all br br the clips are most times so brief and out of their originals place that they just give a momentary shock to the viewer and for those unfamiliar with these films will make no sense at all indeed the moment where the shark jumps out of the water at roy scheider in jaws is shown much to the effect of a sight gag whereas in the original s context it had power br br did we really need pleasance and allen in the audience reminding us that it s only a movie or that most of the violence in the horror movies is sadly against women so is that an indictment against the movie makers for adding those scenes or the movie goers who tromp into the theaters and watch the same kind of fodder time and again sorry that s a whole can of worms to open for a more deserving movie br br and most importantly why is the movie so short it isn t like there wasn t enough of these kinds of movies to use if they had just opened up their resources and used every available film they could have had a that s entertainment style movie that would have been comparatively more entertaining heck even drag out christopher lee and peter cushing cushing was alive then mind you and better yet even vincent price would have been more than willing i ll bet what a cheer that would have gotten from the audience br br but no all we re left with is a dreary little flick that pretends to pay homage to these movies but all it does is leave the viewer feeling cheated out of less than minutes with which they could have went and watched a real movie don t get me wrong it was good to see what clips they did show but if they could have just done more with the goods br br two stars another good idea left laying in the aisles ,0
forgive me for stating the obvious but some films are good and some films are bad of course there are extremes within those two broad categories films such as the godfather saving private ryan and star wars slot comfortably into the good category at the other end of the spectrum there are those films that simply don t deserve to be mentioned by name occasionally however someone produces a truly woeful film a film that should be singled out as a demonstration of how awful a film can be a film that is more than bad such a film is maiden voyage br br briefly maiden voyage is a story about a luxury cruise ship that is hijacked by a gang of evil criminals who demand a ransom from an equally evil scheming ship s owner of course there is an all american hero on board complete with chiselled jaw and sculptured chest who saves the day br br this is a production that plumbs new depths everything about it is bad the acting the direction and the so called plot are breath takingly poor in short it is an insult to the intelligence of any unfortunate viewer even an american viewer would be annoyed by its shortcomings br br yes it s that bad br br i will resist the temptation to compose a list of things that angered me about this film however its dumber than dumb conclusion should serve as an adequate example of what i mean br br imagine in your mind that you are an evil hijacker and you are stood in an open lifeboat on a calm sea you are in company with the hero who holds a ticking bomb said hero throws the bomb to you and dives overboard what would you do i don t know about you but i would throw the bomb as far as i possibly could into the sea not this guy he watches as our hero swims away and then he tries to disarm the bomb with unfortunate for him results enough said such a demise would merit a mention in the darwin awards website and might also be a suitably apt conclusion to the production team s lives ,0
this flick is worse than awful it took a good story plot and turned it into schizophrenic cinema the photography is extremely amateurish looks like a th graders home movie project filmed with malfunctioning mm kiddie cameras the editing appears to have been done by somebody having psychotic flashbacks while on drugs and booze with scenes cut short followed by other unrelated scenes then chopped segments of scenes pasted in totally unnecessary and gratuitous nudity missing scenes daytime scenes inexplicably turning into night time scenes then suddenly back to daytime obviously no continuity tom skerritt wendy hughes and james mason s good acting skills are wasted as are the talents of the key supporting cast forget the villain and the anderson women very amateurish acting this movie is a good candidate for a remake even with skerritt and hughes just have it professionally done this time ,0
well i have been to a british university in fact i went to the one in this very film and it was nothing like that this is a horrible badly made and acted film worst thing is it could have been really good if they bothered to spend more that p on it in fact if it really wanted to represent true british students it should off acted like one and took out a thousand pound loan it says nothing about uni life where was the bush diving the tea drinking till am the endless chats about group dynamics where was the diversity and fun maybe i m just being romantic but i don t remember fresher s week being that awful and i m teetotal and in the end the question still remains a bed or a wardrobe ,0
for those out there that like to think of themselves as reasonably intelligent human beings who love film have good attention to detail and enjoy indie movies with funny smartly written dialogue then this is a film for you br br for those with a poor attention span high expectations and no brains well um you may get bored and find things dragging at times br br this is a charming modest and well paced movie with the actors bestowing a real sense of depth and warmth to their roles i chuckled to myself pretty much the whole way through br br this film is a little gem ,1
its my favourite film because there s so much going on that you don t see at first and so many things that make you wonder did kieslowski mean that or is it in my head for instance is the judge meant to be god or some supreme being br br also irene jacob as in the double life of veronique is outstanding there may be a few superficially prettier actresses but none who manage to convey beauty of spirit with physical beauty the way she does br br tritingnant also is magnificent without really saying much and the things he does say are excellent such as his answer to valentine be ,1
this is a great film br br i agreed to watch a chick flick and some how ended up with this i had never heard of it or anyone in it excpet mike from friends br br but it is great eva lake and paul give amazing performances the humour is consistently dry and witty br br paul rudd pretty much plays the mike character from friends which works great the other characters are stereotypes and the plot is formulaic i mean we are not talking apocalypse now here but the characters are likable the story is engaging the soundtrack production and direction all work well br br in all a great feel good film that really deserves a lot more credit than it gets br br everyone has their own tastes but i really don t understand the one star reviews for this ,1
first let me review the movie this movie creeps me out and i don t even believe in aliens however the movie has its flaws br br there are three acts to this movie act one is perfect it sets up the movie and really builds up the creep factor i must say the score is great everything is set up and it s set up perfectly br br act two begins when jillian playing sherry burton goes to the shrink they hypnotize her and she recalls the abduction act two ruins the film when the aliens show up screaming mad george did the effects for the aliens i must say they did a good job except with their depiction of the gray aliens no offense but the grays looked like inflatable door prizes br br on a side note i liked how they treated hypnosis in acts one and two if you paid attention you would notice that the husband and wife had two different memories in the husband s version of events the blue light zaps them and his wife says somebody s here or something like it it makes sense the husband is concerned for his wife someone may hurt her that s his issue however in her version of events she says help me she does not say somebody s here this also makes sense the aliens are after her wanting her husband to help and save her is her issue now back to the film br br act three turns the film into a gore fest it begins with a strange ultrasound procedure it s a typical gore fest but it does have a surprise ending i won t ruin it because it s actually an interesting development br br the dvd and commentaries takes itself too seriously but if you think wilford brimley saying horsesh is funny you might want to check it out in the cast interviews section now on to my praise of jillian mcwhirter br br i could only hope jillian will read this i had never seen her before but wow what a performance let me tell the rest of you this first of all this is supposed to be a serious film the details i will now describe may sound campy and fun like humanoids from the deep but it really isn t got that okay br br jillian is hot naturally good looking she is naked for a lot of the film a good thing unfortunately she is usually being assaulted terrorized and raped a very bad thing however she must act in a lot of this film naked she gets points for overcoming that she has to act happy sad horny afraid and physically hurt all in the span of a few moments the turnaround of emotion is astounding she has to cheer for joy when she learns she s pregnant she has to scream in terror when the aliens take out her guts she has to act very angry when her husband suggests that the baby isn t his she has to act like she s in denial saying nothing is wrong with her baby when her husband says otherwise a denial i should note that is really forced upon her by the aliens controlling her i am talking oscar caliber performance here br br then there is the rape scene it s disturbing but since it s just some rubber alien it s not too bad in this scene the alien is not a gray alien so i will describe it the alien has tentacles and it s kind of like a table jillian is on the table like part restrained by the tentacles by her head is the alien s head the alien s head is long and it flips down so that its head is now above jillian s legs then the alien s hey nanu nanu comes out of his forehead it s forehead sounds pretty campy right well jillian plays it straight and she pulls it off she has to act like an alien with its hey nanu nanu coming from its forehead is raping her and she pulls it off it s a very intense scene but that s not what makes it you see this scene is done in a flashback what makes the scene is jillian s performance recalling these events she is just lying in a hospital bed under hypnosis recalling the alien abduction but her acting here is more intense than the actual rape scene how many actors can pull off a performance in a scene that describes a rape that is more intense than the scene with the rape not many however jillian does it br br i could go on and on jillian if you ever read this i want you to know that i name withheld alias of megamanx believe you are the best actress ever you are the best actress ever i could only hope you read this and take it with you always br br as for everyone else progeny is an okay to good film i would recommend it ,1
this was one scary movie br br brad pitt deserved an oscar for this br br a traveling novelist played by david duchovny of the x files fame and his girlfriend pick up two hitch hikers juliette lewis and brad pitt on their way to california br br on their way they stop at infamous serial killer murder scenes to photography the scenes for an upcoming book duchovny s character is working on little do they know that the most disturbed serial killer in the history of the country is sitting right next to them in the same car ,1
linda lovelace was the victim of a sadistic woman hater chuck traynor i don t understand how having sex with a dog which is animal abuse as well can be found to be entertaining or funny linda lovelace was a virtual prisoner who was coerced into making these films i know some people will criticize this comment but i feel strongly that these types of films fuel the fire of hatred and further misogynistic feelings towards women this society continues to portray women as sexual objects as opposed to human beings we call ourselves civilized however i feel we have a long way to go before we can ever scratch the surface of being civilized ,0
ivan reitman is something of a savior the most tired plots ghostbusters evolution come to life in his skilled hands even his occasional flop six days seven nights show signs of life and humor that make it worth viewing so i was disappointed that reitman could not take a fairly original plot man dumps superhero superhero gets superpower fueled revenge and shape it into something enjoyable girlfriend is an exercise in pointlessness the one trick pony plot is long in the tooth after the first minutes the film can t decide whether to be romantic comedy or superhero drama the result is a film the flip flops between both with neither aspect being very well done uma thurman is tops as usual and luke wilson pulls off his role too though his slacker antics quickly grow tired what s even more maddening is that in certain scenes such as when a very turned on uma knocks a headboard through a wall you sense a witty raucous reitman opus practically screaming to get out but seconds later the magic is lost gone as quick as the superheroine whose movies disappoints in almost every way ,0
red spectacles br br i loved avalon i think this director has made some awesome demented visions of the future this film however was boring pretentious crap the opening scene showed great promise for what the cover art and description promise a surreal live action amimae style future noir i feel i got that with avalon br br with red spectacles i was only driven to feel a uncomfortable to desire to what the hell the point was the film barely made sense to me and i could not care less about the people in it this would all be ok if the film was effective art while the opening scene looked interesting and the scene with the giant robot suit person holding the giant machine gun in the rain looked cool it did not watch the film worth watching br br thumbs down ,0
sadly marry harron decided to do a fictional account of bettie page s life to go along with her own issues with men as typical in all her work every major male character is portrayed as weak bumbling or twisted to add to her fiction she projects ideas and issues that are not true according to bettie page herself bettie did not leave the biz because she thought it was morally wrong or had religious issues though she became a born again later in life through the influence of her rd husband a minister she left it because she was in her late s her acting career had gone nowhere and she felt she was losing her looks the hints of molestation and rape are unvalidated and denied in bettie s own words and are the director s attempts to claim that any woman who did what bettie did must have been victimized by men harron fails to point out that bettie designed her own clothes in almost all her shoots not handed to her by sick fetishists harron also fails to make a point that bunny yeager who did many famous photo shoots of bettie also did many naughty shoots with bettie and was not the morally upright professional photographer portrayed in the film br br the only saving grace is gretchen mol looks very much like bettie otherwise there are other movies and documentaries more accurate and honest to her life and the people in it ,0
first of all let me comment that the audience loved it from the first moment perhaps current events in the middle east led people to take the attitude i came for a comedy and by george i m going to enjoy it but for whatever reason everybody seemed really into the comedy of it the last few times woody has tried to do a straight comedy small time crooks curse of the jade scorpion hollywood ending i ve felt like the one liners felt strained and a bit antiquated i remember thinking at one point that would have been funny in the early sixties so going in to this movie i was afraid woody was becoming tone deaf however in this one his comic sensibilities were in perfect tune admittedly there were plenty of my fellow aarp card carrying folks in the screening but there were also plenty of somethings and somethings as well and they all seemed to get it and give up the occasional belly laugh in addition to numerous guffaws chuckles and the like in many instances the throw aways had people laughing so loud you missed the next line br br thematically woody was traipsing familiar ground as i suspected from the trailer this film had a lot of manhattan murder mystery in it but then again there was more than a smidgen of oedipus wrecks new york stories alice and even a little tribute to broadway danny rose at the very beginning br br even with woody in the movie scarlett as sondra was at times the woody proxy but her character was far from the nebbish that say will ferrell gave us in melinda and melinda or kenneth branaugh attempted in celebrity instead of archetypal ticks and quirks sondra s nerdishness comes directly from the family history which she shares early on on numerous occasions the family business leads her to malapropisms that we get as an audience while the characters on the screen can only perceive them as strange non sequiturs since we are all in on the joke we can t help but laugh but the laughs don t come from recognizing the woody nebbish but truly from the character to a great extent unlike farrell branaugh cusack or even mia farrow before her scarlett is not required to use the woody voice to evoke the woody role thus we don t find ourselves ripped out of the narrative as a woody s voice suddenly emerges from someone else face br br as my friend commented on the way out sid the character played by woody is a supporting role but more center stage than i was hoping going in however this time woody seems to have written a character that truly fits his current persona unlike his ed dobel sage character in anything else or his blind director in hollywood ending this time the character is a comfortable fit perhaps more importantly this time the character works in the story within the elevated circles they find themselves in he is even more fish out of water than scarlett which is used to great comedic effect throughout sid is a declining itinerant magician playing to small audiences but the fact that he is from another era is placed front and center for our enjoyment br br but what about jackman what about ian swearengen mcshane i liked both of them to the extent that they are used in the piece i particularly liked mcshane s short but effective turns jackman is charming with the ease of old money that was so often portrayed in films from years ago class echoes from purple rose of cairo br br so what did i think short answer maybe his best straight comedy since s bullets over broadway less stylized than mighty aphrodite less caustic than deconstructing harry less forced than small time crooks or hollywood ending woody has finally found a comic voice that works in the st century ,1
you know after the first few chuck norris movies i got so i could tell that a movie was produced by golan globus even if i tuned in in the middle without ever looking at the credits or the title what s more i could tell it was golan globus within a minute of screen time something about the story structure the goofy relationships between the characters the mannered dialog the wooden acting spiked with the occasional outright terrible performance the scene tempos and rhythms that made albert pyun look like john mctiernan the paper thin plots and not ready for prime time fight choreography golan globus has been incredibly consistent over the years in style subject matter and point of view br br what can you say it must work for them since they ve produced literally dozens of movies you go to one of their productions and you know exactly what you re getting and it ain t brain food folks br br ninja is another piece of hackwork in a long line of products from the g g sausage factory and offers the typical limited pleasures to the movie goers palate you ve got a bad ninja slicing up cops and criminals and anyone else who gets in their way you ve got a good ninja pledged to stop him you ve got a westerner thrown into the mix so we americans can identify with him or her in this case and be reassured that we can still beat those pesky orientals at their own game you ve got a love interest who is usually also the worst actor ress in the film fencing with the hero you ve got your endless string of assaults assassinations and lingering shots of men gurgling in agony while an arrow or throwing star sticks unconvincingly out of their eye neck or chest you ve got your beefy white guy bodyguards in suits calling a ninja a son of a b tch and throwing a roundhouse punch only to get his ss handed to him you ve got a final confrontation between the good guy and the bad guy which goes on for minutes and just sort of stops like a roadrunner cartoon instead of reaching a climax or a resolution br br ninja is a little different in that the plot revolves around a scrappy female athletic type getting possessed by the bad ninja so she ends up killing a lot of the cops and criminals and beefy white bodyguards in suits while under his spell but all the other elements are there as formal in their way as a kabuki play or a noh drama br br i actually thought lucinda dickey was pretty likable in this film she s nicely muscled and curvy has great cheekbones and some athletic ooomph to her movements and you can actually suspend belief enough to accept that her character could do some of the feats she pulls off in the movie she can almost but not quite carry this thing one extra start for her participation and good energy br br naturally sho kusugi is in here and he pretty much dominates the last minutes of the movie and just to show you how rd rate and uninspired g g movies are the director and editor inter cut the last climactic fight between kosugi and the bad ninja scene with numerous reaction shots of dickey and her boyfriend watching the life and death battle with an expression of mild bemusement i m serious for all the emotion and reaction they show to the proceedings they could be looking at a sea turtle in an aquarium at marineland i can only imagine how dickey must have felt when she saw the finished product she probably wanted to run the editor through with a katana for real because those reaction shots make her look like a complete idiot br br an enjoyable waste of time but it definitely is a waste of time maybe if you are a sho kusugi fan or even a linda dickey fan you d find it worth your while ,0
for some reason in the late s and early s the local cbs affiliated station in new york kept playing this movie in it s late night slot on friday or saturday nights for several years usually at a m or some such time it s a fitting movie for that time slot since it s really hard to follow and quite odd see the other reviews for specific story info anyway after catching it numerous times in those days just before cable tv and even after it hit but before they offered much all night programming i kept catching this little oddity after not seeing it for many years i decided to see if i could find it on dvd well it is only available from every search i ve conducted anyway in a pretty lousy grainy print on the budget label brentwood video as part of a pack of movies movies on double sided discs called alien worlds if anyone is interested it s usually available for around but even much less if you shop around the other movies on this set are readily available in numerous other collections of public domain movies so no need to comment on them here but i haven t seen eyes available anywhere else though hardly a restored version in any way this print runs exactly minutes so for once imdb s stated running time of minutes is not correct even with the minute running time it s not unusual for a movie dubbed into english from another language to also have some of the running time trimmed it seems to be a common budget conscience practice to sometimes save money by not bothering to dub some scenes at all if they are not considered to be important to the story would a longer version make in any less confusing who really knows unless you ve seen it in it s native language by the way my attempts to watch this during the day don t work and i end up just turning it off there s something about watching this in the middle of the night that just fits this movie or maybe it s just from my earlier experiences who know ,0
i saw this movie with a friend who ran a marathon with me and we both had the same feeling about it it wasn t terribly motivating and didn t even broach the idea of what a training schedule would look like so that non marathoners could have an idea of what it would take for them to train and run one in fact there was almost zero technical information at all i didn t expect this to be a tech heavy instructional video but when that info was near zero then the film just wasn t balanced and wasn t particularly useful to non marathoners contemplating their first run br br there were other problems some of the very first images were people collapsing near death while trying to run a race yeah real inspiring the timing was also hard to follow because it was semi chronological but the filmmakers rarely gave you any good clues as to what point in time you were looking at and they withheld information you see that kantor has an injury and you just assume it s from all her training but then several scenes later they finally clue you in that it s because she tripped over a pine cone in her yard br br some parts were very good though like the bit about a woman defying race officials who wanted the run to be men only and the coverage of a chicago race where two of the runners portrayed earlier were vying for first place br br off the top of my head i m thinking of other chronological documentaries like supersize me and grass where you always know where you are and you feel like they told you everything you wanted to know br br in short it wouldn t have been hard to make a better marathon film and as it stands i can t recommend this to non marathoners to educate and motivate them to try one because i don t think it will have that effect ,0
wow after trashing the disk of timo roses rout city after about minutes south park is about more than meaningless cursing i guess some people just don t get it i was interested in this movie i read quite some positive stuff and the packaging and look of the movie seemed far from the total trash i expected after rout city br br surprise the movie isn t total trash but the problem seems to be exactly that timo rose tries to walk in the footsteps of german horror splatter cinema like olaf ittenbach and the likes that means barricade is in parts extremely gory and detailed the gore fx are not really believable but ok the acting is ok but in some cases plain sucks the hillbilly chick in the opening sequence is ridiculous and doesn t get better till she s shot br br so what is the problem the movie is gory has a typical german underground vibe including the classic booby shots in blood ok fx and a modern feel to it like the packaging already promised br br the script is total bs you get a typical hillbilly lost in the woods story with some guys gal camping out and meeting a degenerated hillbilly family everything is just leading towards the torture mutilation scenes and seems unbelievably random and pointless this is the first thing that makes barricade half hearted br br random is also the perfect description for a lot of the camera work i liked the repetitive cut to the tweezers in the extended booby torture scene either they had no material or the editor works in a hardware store even worse the editing sure its modern and far better than a lot of other movies in the genre but its random you got an overuse of that typical exposure effect everywhere and with no meaning its just there all the time then there s some grainy noisy film look which also is just thrown in here and there for the sake of it i don t get the meaning br br like the fore mentioned effects there is a lot of repetitive stuff in here for example most of the kills are edited with multiple repetitions of stabbing and punching its ok once but here its annoying and fake especially towards the end annoying also attributes the music which is permanently used without any change in the background it doesn t take long until it makes the movie hardly bearable br br from all this comes the biggest problem of this movie and many others in my opinion if you make a splatter movie with trashy feel its pretty idiotic to polish it with special fx and new school editing it looks like they take it way too serious its no fun because the decent gore fx are plain wasted in this context and where the classic gore fx are ok the computer fx in scenes like the stabbing in the mouth or the gunshots in the ending look rather silly and d splatter mostly sucks to me even in movies with a budget and decent d artists br br i often wondered if the time of serious splatter movies is over and barricade is just another example it might be time to put it in the tomb its no fun has no character and is too trashy for its look the script is a cheap try on wrong turn and tcm leading absolutely nowhere you can take that literally the ending is just there and as random as many other things here i love you in a splatter flick come on barricade tries to incorporate a lot and fails you can sure fast forward through this movie for some extensive disembowelment acid face melting nipple pinching and classic friday the th style stabbing of a couple while fingering in a tent bloody boobies hooray but its really hard to get through this total failure especially because you can see it could have been something ,0
when the movie was released it was the biggest hit and it soon became the blockbuster but honestly the movie is a ridiculous watch with a plot which glorifies a loser the movie has a tag line preeti madhura tyaga amara which means love s sweet but sacrifice is immortal in the movie the hero of the movie ganesh sacrifices his love for the leading lady pooja gandhi even though the two loved each other his justification is the meaning of the tag line this movie influenced so many young broken hearts that they found this loser like sacrificial attitude very thoughtful and hence became the cult movie it is when they could have moved on with their lives ganesh s acting in the movie is amateurish crass and childishly stupid he actually looks funny in a song onde ondu sari when he s supposed to look all stylish and cool his looks don t help the leading role either his hair style is badly done in most part of the movie pooja gandhi cant act her costumes are horrendous in the movie and very inconsistent br br the good part about the movie is the excellent cinematography and brilliant music by mano murthy which are actually the true saving graces of the movie also the lyrics by jayant kaikini are very well penned the director yograj bhat has to be lauded picturization the songs in a tasteful manner br br anyway all in all except for the songs the movie is a very ordinary one ,0
this was an excellent show it came on pbs back home in chicago and i remember cindy herron from envogue played the teen aged daughter the show dealt with subjects such as sex peer pressure and puberty it was about a middle class black family who had a teen aged daughter and son who moved to a middle class neighborhood from oakland or somewhere i can t remember i remember several episodes but the one i remember most was when their cousin got her period for the first time i was probably when i first watched it and i was able to keep up with the program this was a great show i can t remember the name of the guy who played the son on the show but i always got him confused with kevin hooks ,1
eisenstein wasn t just one of the greatest soviet russian films directors but one of the great masters of the cinema among griffith murnau ford hitchcock welles and others one of the greatest things in all his films was the edition very personal and in this movie is exceptional this was his first sound movie and the use of the musical score by great russian composer serge prokofiev in the sequence of the battle is a perfect contrast between music and image watching this film is like taking a class or lesson in cinema something that no many film directors can afford i never get tired of watch real classics like this film i hope that in near future more people will recognize a great work of art ,1
this movie sets out to do something very particular it also sets out not to do certain things in short it has a definite premeditated trajectory to deal with the idea of facing death with very few choices and all of them bad as grave and real rather than something casual or amusing in search of that realism it has eschewed certain conventions such as obvious character arcs and hooks it not about the characters so much as about the human condition never mind what the actors would do what would you do in their situation br br open water may have been a starting notion for this movie but it goes a lot further unlike that film it doesn t cheat the audience in the end when you find out there aren t really any sharks to speak of at all this has a real monster not just the idea of a monster and not just an animated stand in it also has fine production values given what these very resourceful filmmakers had to work with and again in contrast to that other film it has some exhilarating and brilliantly rendered action at it s climax and let s not forget the shall we say dazzling screen presence of its youngest star she may prove to be quite a discovery ,1
there is a word for this sort of film and that word is drivel it was drivel when it was a vhs rental and it s drivel on satellite re runs now br br it might fool you because it has moderately well known names in kistofferson and henriksen reasonable soundtrack music and nice monument valley scenery br br it also has some curly haired woman who fights a lot br br if that s all you want from a movie then maybe this will keep you happy br br it s still drivel though ,0
nightbreed is not only great it is also unique even taking into account other barker s movies which never lack originality an amazing adaptation of a very interesting idea for a book for the horror genre it has quite a few of subtle symbolics and references certainly a lot of fun to have a a bit to think about if one cares to and not to forget a nice music score well the special effects as usual get old faster than anything but that is probably the only drawback i ve just seen it again after ten years and i still find it something to recommend ,1
i thoroughly enjoyed this film for its humor and pathos i especially like the way the characters welcomed gina s various suitors with friends and family like these anyone would feel nurtured and loved i found the writing witty and natural and the actors made the material come alive ,1
i saw this film when it first came out in the cinema we were all looking forward to seeing mark hamill relaunch his career but we came out wishing we hadn t bothered many people walked out after about half an hour i wish i had too the basic premise seems okay but the plot was ridiculously involved and tortuous and runs out half way through its completely unmemorable and not a film you want to have paid money to see if you re really bored and it s on tv then it ll help you kill a couple of hours or help you to nod off ,0
good times working with the quiroz brothers and the entire cast on this project as the guy on the bench i was amazed how well they accomplished capturing all the identifiable traits of a true b horror film hopefully i will have the opportunity to work with pumpkin patch pictures team again in the future i moved to detroit shortly after completion and have been recognized in public on several occasions since the release one time was actually in the video store and the girl damn near lost her mind it was pretty funny and that was my st real autograph moment as i signed her receipt one day i asked the girl at blockbuster if the movie is rented often and she confirmed by looking it up in the computer at the time it was renting more than ring which was also a new release at the time the title really captures immediate interest in the more urban markets she also noticed on many occasions the movie had not been returned by the customer leading me to believe the movie is just so good people don t want to give it back watch out for zombies when in the hood cause they will get ya jaysun barr guy on the bench ,1
good funny straightforward story excellent nicole kidman i almost always like the movies she s in this was a good vehicle for someone adept at comedy and drama since there are elements of both a romantic comedy wrapped around two crime stories great closing lines chaplin very good here was also good in another good but unpopular romantic comedy truth about cats dogs maybe they re too implausible ebert didn t even post a review for this the great screwball comedies obviously were totally implausible bringing up baby etc if you ve seen one implausible comedy you ve seen them all or maybe people are ready to move on from the s weird birthday girl is a movie i ve enjoyed several times nicole kidman may be the killer app for home video ,1
richard norton really lights the screen up in this portland oregon based martial arts masterpiece norton an aussie heartthrob plays the evil mr milverstead who runs a successful import export business both smuggling arms and participating in the female flesh trade usually the women are plucked from his favorite dance club with the help of a squad of goons the most well known of who is bolo yeung playing the role of ice trouble comes for milverstead when a new cop in town john kim britton lee is out to avenge his dead partners murder at the hand of milverstead s organization if you have time to see only one martial arts movie this year don t miss this classic ,1
of the thousands of movies i ve seen so far this is the first one which made me think of the wasted talents expression i had never ever seen so many fine actors giving so dreadful performances frédéric pierrot elsa zylberstein and so on the aging make up is quite awful and to make it worse lit broadly the use of music e g love at first sight for the young aide de camp is at times so caricatural that i could feel most spectators around me smile awkwardly so far antoine de caunes has been quite a good actor but seeing this one and les morsures de l aube i think he should start considering quitting please antoine give up that master of balantree project i doubt you deserve it ,0
i went to the cinema with two of my friends and picked this movie out of hat totally not knowing what to expect and it turn out into a very enjoyable die laughing experience it s an excellent movie with very unexpected story very good dialogs and crazy humor all characters are obviously made in alan ford italian satiric comic style but that haven t bothered me for a second in fact this kind of loser bums line up made a movie quite unique and interesting sam rockwell gave very good and convincing role willian macy too clooney is hardly recognizable and brilliant but real star is actually guzman he made a role of his life in this movie the scene when his character cosimo dies in the movie is so hilarious that it made me choke and almost die with him highly recommended for all alan ford fans ,1
a beautiful piece of children s cinema buried in a world of archaic celticism setting the story around the famous book of kels believed to have been comprised by monks from the small island of iona off the western coast of scotland br br telling the tale of a young abbots apprentice who goes off into the forest in search of crom cruic the fierce headless horseman of pagan mythology in hopes of recovering a lost artefact br br the films true beauty lies in its animation cell shaded in a bright and inspirational style of deep complexity resulting in a look of seem less simplicity deriving much from the artistic style of the brilliant cartoon network series samurai jack for its genius use of mark making and background depth the secret of kels creates a consistently affective celtic world living under the shadow of viking invasion br br the history may be intensely inaccurate and the ways of life portrayed lacking realism but these facts are utterly irrelevant as the film sets itself in a world of fantasy and celtic revivalist mysticism the girl of the forest is a wonderful addition and in my opinion makes the picture what it is as she glides from branch to branch appearing and disappearing like a mysterious nymph with qualities resembling the legendary cheshire cat from alice and wonderland br br the secret of kels is an absolute treat for all genders all ages it s a lovely piece of family cinema br br don t expect to be awed but instead pleasantly impressed ,1
dirty harry goes to atlanta is what burt called this fantastic first rate detective thriller that borrows some of its plot from the venerable dana andrews movie laura not only does burt reynolds star in this superb saga but he also helmed it and he doesn t make a single mistake either staging the action or with his casting of characters not a bad performance in the movie and reynolds does an outstanding job of directing it henry silva is truly icy as a hit man br br detective tom sharky burt reynolds is on a narcotics case in underground atlanta when everything goes wrong he winds up chasing a suspect and shooting it out with the gunman on a bus during the melee an innocent bystander dies john woo s the killer replicates this scene anyway the atlanta police department busts burt down to vice and he takes orders from a new boss frisco charles durning of oh brother where art thou in the basement sharky winds up in a real cesspool of crime sharky and his fellow detectives arch bernie casey and papa brian keith set up surveillance on a high priced call girl dominoe rachel ward of after dark my sweet who has a luxurious apartment that she shares with another girl br br dominoe is seeing a local politician hotchkins earl holliman of police woman on the side who is campaigning for governor but the chief villain victor vittorio gassman of the dirty game wants him to end the affair hotchkins is reluctant to accommodate victor so victor has cocaine snorting billy score henry silva of wipeout terminate dominoe billy blasts a hole the size of a twelve inch pizza in the door of dominoe s apartment and kills her br br sharky has done the unthinkable during the surveillance he has grown fond of dominoe to the point that he becomes hopelessly infatuated with her sharky s mission in life now is to bust victor but he learns that victor has an informant inside the atlanta police department the plot really heats up when sharky discovers later that billy shot the wrong girl and that dominoe is still alive sharky takes her into protective custody and things grow even more complicated he assembles his machine of the title to deal with victor and his hoods br br william fraker s widescreen lensing of the action is immaculate unfortunately this vastly underrated classic is available only as a full frame film fraker definitely contributes to the atmosphere of the picture especially during the mutilation scene on the boat when the villain s cut off one of sharky s fingers this is a rather gruesome scene br br burt never made a movie that surpassed sharky s machine ,1
emma is a true romance if you love the soppy stuff charged with wit and folly you will love this movie its true to the novel which is very important with a few twists added for pleasure gwen is not one of my fave actreesess but she does justice to a role that required everything that she had to offer in spades she shines in a role i think no other actress could have done proper justice to br br jeremy northam as the hero how shocked are you i never looked upon him as overtly handsome but heck what the right role can do for you he looks so good as the sensible regal mr k that i am literally looking at him in a new light he makes and excellent romantic lead the charm and character that he brings to his role is wonderful br br ewan mcgregor greta sacchi brings in the rest a good cast a good movie if you are a fan of jane austen see this movie along with pride and prejudice and most importantly buy the books it enhances the movie to heights that are extraordinary,1
this movie serves up every imaginable greek stereotype in one particularly galling scene the tycoon says i m just an ignorant peasant as the grandson of greek peasant immigrants who passed on a legacy of wisdom and love to their children and grandchildren i found this movie contemptible and odious ,0
jess franco makes exploitation films and he has made tons of them franco is responsible for some of the most shocking films in cinema history and god bless him for it unfortunately the diamonds of kilominjaro is a truly awful movie that is not up to his usual standards br br exploitation films should be judged on story sex and gore what else is there this film fails on most of those benchmarks the plot is paper thin placing a nubile young girl in the jungle among cannibals we really don t get information on why she and her father were there in the first place as expected her father is the big white chief and she becomes a goddess sitting in trees naked add fortune hunters and precious stones and you have your basic rescue the girl for greedy intentions plot line the characters are stock not adding an ounce of believability to the proceedings br br gore none or at least very little this film is often mentioned in the same vein as the classic italian cannibal movies those seeking that type of gore need to run the other way save for one cheap be heading this movie features surprisingly little blood and guts br br as best i can tell the only reason this movie exists is so katja bienert aliene mess and mari carmen neieto could run around naked actually lita mari carmen neieto does the full frontal heavy lifting while the two jungle ladies are bare chested throughout yes there are love scenes probably the most sterile franco has ever supervised the women are beautiful but nothing here to really make this movie an erotic classic either br br this movie just reeks of low budget buffoonery the sets are laughable the acting is horrid and the editing is confusing there is no real story to hold this together and not enough of a budget or effort to shock or titillate i think franco fans have come to expect more out of the master of exploitation ,0
the tighter the drama the better the film of sister rivalry this little gem was mainly promoted as a comedy upon its release in sweden so i m glad to find that wasn t the whole case funny bits on small town bickering are there to enjoy surely but the drama takes center stage as the story progresses and not just family drama it also raises poignant questions on respecting differences of peoples lifestyle choices br br great character ensemble with many superb and moving dramatic scenes that score credibility points and they re not just scattershot but hold everything in place it just makes me assume that if ingmar bergman had made this the drama would suit him the international attention probably would have been immediate br br out of from ozjeppe ,1
so many great talents were utilized in the best years of out lives the result has to be somewhat miraculous think of what its director william wyler faced in the aftermath of a military victory over statist powers who had committed abominable crimes and engulfed the world if battles he was making a film that argued that the us s leaders were themselves profoundly anti individual that they had wasted the best years of the lives of those drafted or misled into fighting the war which since it ignored the rights of individuals had been for nothing except argument over the degree of slavery men were to exist under there are beautiful sets by julia heron gregg toland s cinematography and a script by robert e sherwood author of the road to rome and other defenses of individuals against tyrannical ideas the ironic title was used to draw the talents of actors such as frederic march myrna loy teresa wright dana andrews virginia mayo cathy o donnell and hoagy carmichael into a large scale but thematic drama the clever plot line was the experiences of thee couples after the soldiers three being spotlighted tried to return home to a victory culture their bitter experiences and their realization of their own need to fight again against what was happening on the homefront poses a strong and sobering counterpoint to the conventional notion being sold that all was well with america march and his wife have a terrible time adjusting and he is drinking o donnell s young man harold russell has hooks instead of hands and wonders if life can even be worth living and worst of all andrews wife throws him over for a guy with dough and he has lost years causing employers to ignore or deny his rights to a job to consideration on his individual merits to have even what he had before he had been ripped from his life and thrust into the arena of risk for nothing and loss of everything he had ever had the shattering climax of the film comes when each of the three has to confront the need to do battle again each for his own happiness and all three succeed in finding the courage to go on fighting each for his own happiness which is now being threatened by a curiously anti self anti reality indifferent an un american united states wyler s direction especially of the scene where andrews sits in the cockpit of a mothballed b alone and the scene of russell s wedding is wonderful indeed this is a most powerful film and a great one on its own terms one women and men can agree on for once music by hugo friedhofer and costumes by irene sharaff add to its luster one of the best and most unexpected films of all time in stunning b w ,1
slaughter trail is a b western with some grand pretensions but it s come down in hollywood history for a most ignominious reason br br watching this film with it s musical score which can only be described as overbearing i have a feeling what howard hughes was trying to do is recruit a singing cowboy for rko films they already had tim holt who was as reliable a b picture cowboy hero there ever was but he was not a singer i guess hughes saw what money herbert j yates was raking in with roy rogers over at republic and decided he d get one as well br br so terry gilkyson who was a very good performer and much better song writer got recruited and sang some of his material which was not his best and worse looked like they were shoehorned into the picture but worse than that there s this annoying chorus which sang a lot of the story and frankly overwhelmed the actors extras even the horses needless to say terry never got to be a singing cowboy but he did write such classics as the bare necessities and dean martin s great hit memories are made of this br br the plot concerns an inside woman on a stagecoach jewel robbery that s right the outlaws who are gig young myron healey and ken koutnik plant virginia grey in the coach as a passenger which they receive word is carrying some valuable jewels br br it s a great act grey and young pull off young takes her away from the coach to presumably a fate worse than death and they do properly act out the scene within earshot of the passengers but what he does is slip her the swag last place the authorities might look if she doesn t run off with it br br but when they flee the robbery it s on tired horses so they stop at a cabin to take some replacement mounts and shoot three navajos who object that puts the navajos back on the warpath didn t help that one of the casualties was chief ric roman s brother br br that s the situation that captain brian donlevy at the fort has to deal with when the coach and the outlaws arrive there for protection how it all works out is predictable but in a gaudy sort of overproduced way br br in fact that s the problem with slaughter trail it s a simple no frills b western that got souped up into something almost grotesque br br but the real reason slaughter trail entered into history is that this film apparently marks the official beginning of the blacklist originally howard dasilva was to play donlevy s part and may have in fact completed his scenes when howard hughes officially fired him for communist sympathies his scenes were completely re shot with brian donlevy in the lead br br considering what a fiasco this film turned into i m not sure whether donlevy or dasilva ought to have thanked hughes or kicked him in his private preserve ,0
this movie is absurd absolutely terrible michael keaton and andy garcia must really have needed the work to do this movie the plot is totally not believable michael keaton agrees to donate bone marrow to the dying son of a detective but then escapes he manages to elude the police throughout the hospital not believable that he would have so much knowledge of the hospital he takes an extremely convoluted route to get out of the hospital blowing up the power generators and a pedestrial bridge why and to top that andy garcia father of the dying boy and a doctor help the criminal so as to get the bone marrow the plot is such baloney maybe the worse movie i have ever see ,0
ramsay – the kings of comedy or was it horror whatever wake after years of hibernation and yes i did get scared no not because of the horror element of course i am not that squeamish but because rats were constantly dancing on my feet in the khatmal chaap theatre where else do such movies run br br so check the plot a man is repeatedly stabbed choked to death stuffed in plastic and dumped in a pool but he still returns to take revenge now was the film a thriller or a horror that itself is the suspense for you to discover and the end turns out to be another mask mystery remember those trademark ramsay undercover agents – men wearing some stupid horror masks only here the mask is of a human i suppose no more detailing is required to skip this flick br br amarr upadhyay tends to get over dramatic and theatrical forgetting the difference between cinema and tv soaps a cheaply and skimpily dressed aditi gowitrikar in her typical pink lipstick looks like uh you know what br br the background score is a straight lift from alfred hitchcock s psycho not a single department of the film whether technical or creative is worth commenting novelty lacks both in story and execution br br dhund certainly fogs your senses ,0
if your a child of the s and have not seen this movie you have failed to be a true child of the s how can you not love those great chipmunks don t forget about the chippettes lines and songs years later i can still sing every word to every song the story line is great and much better then the films for kids today it s just pure fun and worth the rent even if your all grown up ,1
wow what a racist profane piece of celluloid garbage and what an insult to the great genre of westerns br br exploitive sex scenes abound profanity abounds violence and gore abounds everything that gives modern movies such a good name especially among those who prefer classic era movies this is the kind of sleaze that gives the old folks ammunition against today s films br br somehow i just can t picture nude male bathing scenes in randolph scott or gene autrey films nor can i picture hearing motherf er exclaimed here and there i sincerely doubt that word was even around over years ago yet the f word is so prevalent here you d think you were watching a story centered in today s urban areas not the old west of the s br br prejudice well what if all the white characters were good guys and every black person was the nasty brutal villain do you think someone might complain about a racist movie home come we don t hear an outcry when the reverse as demonstrated in this film is shown in hundreds of theaters across the country br br mario van peeples wrote directed and starred in this bomb remember that name apparently he is the ed wood of today s filmmakers even spike lee wouldn t be this racist you can t get much worse than this movie ,0
the movie is about anton newcombe the music and careers of the two bands are simply backdrop it s only fair that newcombe have the last word about the film which at this writing you can find in the news section at the brianjonestownmassacre website i d link it here but imdb won t permit it br br documentarians are limited by what the camera captures as well as by the need to assemble a cohesive narrative from the somewhat random occasions when chance has put the camera lens on a sight line with relevant happenstance in dig fortune smiled on the dandy warhols capturing their rise to the status of pop idol candidates as they formed slickly produced pop confections for mass consumption most notably bohemian like you a song that made them global darlings thanks to a euro cell phone ad br br no such luck for brian jonestown massacre the film captures little of what made the original bjm lineup great with the sole exception of a single montage lasting a minute or so showing newcombe creating recording a number of brief instrumental parts unremarkable in themselves and concluding the sequence with a playback of the lush shimmering sounds that had to have been in newcombe s mind and soul before they could enter the world br br three commentaries accompany the film one by the filmmakers and two by the members of the bands the bjm track is solely former members and without newcombe both the warhols and bjm alumni point up this montage sequence as the best bit in the film and i d agree that given the film s focus on anton newcombe it is the only part of the film that sheds proper light on his gift and seems too brief to lend proper balance to this attempted portrait of the tortured artist br br interesting thing about commentaries is that unlike film they are recorded in real time one long take which can be more honestly revelatory than a documentary that takes shape primarily through editing br br the dandies do not come off well in their comments if the rock and roll world extends the experience of high school life for its denizens as i believe it does the dandies are the popularity obsessed preppy types the ones who listen to rock because it s what their peers do while the bjm crew come off as the half rejected half self exiled outsiders to insiders like the dandies losers that are the real rock spirit bjm s joel gion who talks a lot nails the film s message for me when he says paraphrasing you can t forget that anton has been able to do the only thing he ever said he wanted to do make a lot of great music br br the dandies meanwhile laugh too easily at every outrageous display in the course of newcombe s meltdown all the bjm footage here ends at before newcombe quit heroin courtney taylor taylor s discounting of newcombe s commitment to his vision is summed up as follows he s and still living in his car you can download all his work at his website he was so tired of being ripped off by everyone else he s giving it all away he could be making a mint you can practically hear him shaking his head in disbelief br br the film s shortcomings can t be blamed on the filmmakers rather it s the difficulties of the documentary form and the loss of cooperation by the film s subject that makes this portrait of newcombe so fragmentary but it s likely the best we will get outside of his music br br i only rented disc one which has the feature most of the extras are on disc two not renting that as i ve put in my order to buy the set ,1
the dea agent s name anslinger is a nice inside joke this is the name of the former drug czar who almost single handedly made marijuana illegal br br despite this bit of book knowledge the writers go on to have the farmers harvesting and selling fresh undried leaf rather than cured buds br br additionally i always find it amusing that movie makers never seem to be able to find real marijuana plants for filming you would think there would be a business that would make real looking fake ones for the movie business or maybe they could film a couple of scenes in amsterdam or switzerland i suppose that s asking too much for the budget br br probably the most interesting thing about the film is the attempt to cover the notion of exactly what is right and what is wrong in society and how the law treads that line and yet tries to do justice in spite of it br br ,0
i saw this movie a few days ago what the hell was that br br i like movies with brian o halloran they are funny and enjoyable when i saw a name of this title and genre i thought great this one could be really good some parody for slashers or another gore movies but then i read a preview and thought right it could be good anyway but it wasn t br br my opinion if like movies they look little bit like documentary with little bit of comedy try some moore s movies or alien autopsy they are really about something this one was empty br br and put a comedy to title no comment really bad joke,0
this movie is so good i could watch it all day long mary kate and ashley were robbed at oscar time if i got to be one of the actors i would be so excited i can t wait for the new charlie s angels movie starring mary kate and ashley ,1
 playing kaddiddlehopper col san fernando etc the man was pretty wide ranging and a scream i love watching him interact w amanda blake or don knotts or whomever he clearly was having a ball and i think he made it easier on his guests as well so long as they knew ahead of time it wasn t a disciplined take kind of production relax and be loose was clearly the name of the game there br br he reminds me of guys like milton berle benny hill maybe jerry lewis some too great timing ancient gags that kept audiences in stitches for decades sheer enjoyment about what he was doing his sad little clown he played was good too but in a touching manner br br personally i think he s great having just bought a two dvd set of his shows from or so it brings his stuff back in a fond way for me i can remember seeing him on tv at the end of his run when he was winding up the series in or so br br check this out if you are a fan or curious he was a riot ,1
this little known comedy from the hit play by ruth gordon is a delight the script based on the play is spicy rich and completely undated ditto the cast but i must underline the work of the leading lady irene dunne irene is simply superb as usual and lights up the screen with every frame she s in and she s in it a lot thank heaven in addition director vidor has given her some unusual close ups that are mesmerizing what a gal i know of no other hollywood actress from any era who has her versatility and is so convincing in every film why she remains so little known is a mystery i have seen most of her films and this one was a surprise even for a solid id fan like myself see it everyone ,1
this movie is one of the worst ones of the year the main characters have no chemistry and the acting is horrible paul rudd is the only one that has any talent and the only one that is not annoying i have never watched desparte housewives so i don t know how eva longoria is on that show but in this movie she was horrible it s like she knows nothing about acting all her character does is whine throughout the film and she can t pull off being a b and still be entertaining and the other girl lake bell displays little emotion and it s like you are looking at the cue cards as she reads them br br as for the story it is so cookie cutter it goes from point a to b with little surprise so much more could have been used with kate as a ghost the plot should have revolved more around her and the things she does as a spirit br br final verdict it s not worth watching ,0
has al pacino ever been in a bad movie his name seems to be an imprimatur for top notch cinema this is as good a performance as he s ever given pacino is an american olivier and this is a political thriller as good as they get there are no good guys and no bad guys but the system has its inexorable effect on the people who think they re running it not only is pacino s performance compelling the eulogy at the dead child s funeral is awesomely powerful the film has a fast paced gritty realism to it that enhances the fine performances without resorting to gimmicks this outstanding portrait of big city politics also manages to provide two hours of superb movie watching without undue violence overheated sex or gutter language there is murder there are bad people but they come across effectively without crossing the line a film like this restores my jaded faith in hollywood i don t award many tens this one richly deserves it ,1
 extreme makeover home edition is yet another feel goody so called heart warming and out for ratings show that abc has had the time to put together br br i understand the troubles that these families go through for that i am sorry but wouldn t you think that putting four wide screen plasma televisions three flat screen desktop computers an inground pool taking up half of a backyard and closets full of expensive designer clothing is a bit too excessive for any family sure these families have been through a lot sure they deserve nicer things that what they had previously had br br but honestly the things that ty pennington and his crew put into these houses are enough to suit an entire neighborhood br br another thing that really irks me about this show is how ty and his crew always have something good to say about every little thing that relates to the family or the family s condition telling a wheelchair bound person that he or she is so strong or very brave really does get old after a while that may sound rude but believe me watch this show and you ll see what i mean br br all in all this show is overrated if you want to watch it go ahead this comment is just a heads up for what you d be watching ,0
if you want to have a great time then this is the movie to watch br br take the premise there is this college which admits people with minimum qualifications of ba b com m com ma mba mca b e m tech and bca so you have to take into account the time consumed and thus it is obvious that all students are also the school admits students of a heavier dispensation and has a course of p hd in weight loss and the only student who failed this course is manisha koirala only she was a snake in the past life still not convinced ok read on br br here s a scene akshay kumar a college student is chased by arman and he takes out a bazooka and shoots him then throws grenades then one of the grenades hits akshay but doesn t die and continues to fight arman the snake plunges a half foot dagger into akshay and stomps on it but akshay is still there then akshay gets on a jet ski and follows arman they fight and arman chokes akshay underwater and finally akshay is dead so we think as soon as arman is out of the picture akshay swims away to raj babbar principal of this college boxing refree parapsychology ka professor mumbling priest br br but no one i repeat no one takes the cake but a certain mr nigam you gotto watch to learn more ,1
the thought of sarah silverman having her own show worried me at first the films she has appeared in were not very funny and her humor is a bit off however i was very surprised to see her true colors shine in this comedy central gem i could possibly put her on par with the likes of amy sedaris in strangers with candy sarah s character is a true sociopath very comparable to sedaris jerri blank br br the one downfall of this show is its supporting cast her sister s character is good funny at times but ultimately meant not to steal sarah s show however the rest of the cast is extremely sub par in comparison br br i m glad though that comedy central has given sarah a chance to show her unique and crazy sense of self and humor ,1
i saw this film at the toronto international film festival la pianiste reinforces the austrians grim thesis i m formulating isabelle huppert won a well deserved best actress award at cannes for her portrayal of a woman who in her efforts to attain the artistic ideal loses her humanity trapped by her talent she suppresses her emotions and her sexuality until they can only be expressed in twisted and terrifying ways when a younger student falls in love with her our hopes rise but are soon dashed by the realization that she cannot experience love the way others can it is too late for her and the film s final harrowing minutes are tellingly devoid of the beautiful music that carried the first minutes the message seems to be that the music itself is not enough without the life and beauty it s describing ,1
that s what me and my friends kept asking each other throughout this entire flick we couldn t believe how stupid it was i think somebody shot this on their camcorder at home and snuck it into the movie store and put it on the shelf as a joke to see if anybody would ever pick it up well i guess the joke is on us br br i guess i should have come to this website first and read all of the reviews it has gotten every single one says this movie is horrible stupid and on and on and boy are they right although it did provide some pretty good laughs me and my friends were pretty drunk because it is so stupid we just can t believe somebody was dumb enough to make such a crappy movie i swear this had to be made in the s before they had good technology for movies and stuff because every scene looks really crappy but when i looked on here it said it was made in what it sure doesn t look like a movie that would be made today but i guess that s what you get when you use a camcorder and shoot home movies using strobe lights and really fake looking lasers and use real life people from your home town instead of actors or even aspiring actors btw some of those chicks or were they drag queens we couldn t tell were so fugly even my drunk horny college buddies wouldn t touch them with a foot pole br br so there s absolutely no appeal to this movie at all bad acting bad writing bad directing bad special effects bad bad bad don t waste your time or money on this one you ll be completely disappointed ,0
a wonderful family movie a beautiful horse movie entertainment casey buddy kelly marsh are very interesting and lovable characters the horses are real beauties br br has the horse racing as a backdrop for showing how luck is sometimes nothing but some good commonsense shows how kids can do stupid things for stupid reasons shows how adults can do stupid things for selfish reasons the very realistically portrayed characters transform the unrealistic theme of the film into something everyone can relate to br br andrew rubin puts in a wonderful performance as buddy the sensible elder brother somewhat reminded me of aidan quinn eyes speech delivery facial appearance br br casey makes you fall in love with the character because of the earnestness sarah blue is also nicely portrayed by alexis smith lloyd bourdelle the father is played by walter matthau and he is the character br br though there is room for improvement in the movie its a very enjoyable feel good movie ,1
it seems no matter what i see her in christina ricci seems full of promise but fails to deliver sure she can cry and scream but prozac nation sees ricci totally out of her depth perhaps i m being too harsh okay i m shifting the blame to the director jessica lange is outrageous and almost reaches faye dunaway heights of megadramatisation unfortunately i think lange peaked with frances and it was all downhill from there there was every chance of this film being slick and witty while tackling depression head on what we get instead is poorly acted hysteria dressed up with a stereotypical try hard eighties veneer i really had no sense of the films eighties backdrop since i was unsatisfied with the lame attempt at making believe it was the eighties just because ms ricci wears a madonna inspired dress to her lost my virginity celebration cmon everyone you are all better than this the filmmakers should hang their heads in shame and as a result of disappointment elizabeth wurtzel could probably make a bundle if she sued for irrepairable emotional damages as a result of the finished product go on lizzie sue i would,0
 br br i watched this movie just a little while ago and i found that this movie was terrible it moved very slowly and was hardly entertaining br br sorry for all those that liked it this is only my opinion ,0
don t get me wrong i assumed this movie would be stupid i honestly did i gave it an incredibly low standard to meet the only reason i even saw it was because there were a bunch of girls going different story for a different time as i began watching i noticed something this film was terrible now there are two types of terrible there s freddy vs jason terrible where you and your friends sit back and laugh and joke about how terrible it is and then there is a movie like this the cat in the hat failed to create even a momentary interest in me as i watched the first bit of it not only was i bored senseless but i felt as though i had in some way been violated by the horrendousness of said movie mike myers is usually brilliant i love the majority of his work but something in this movie didn t click one of the things that the director producers writers whatevers changed was that they refused to use any of the colors of the original book red black white on any character but the cat coincidentally or not they also refused to capture any of the original and i hate to use this word but it fits zaniness of the original the book was like an ice cream sunday colorful and delicious and the movie was about as bland and hard to swallow as sawdust br br avoid this like a leprous prostitute ,0
i saw this movie when it was released and my distaste for it has stuck with me all these years br br here s why br br greenaway s goal seems to be to take every literary image in the tempest and make it literal if a character were to say my heart takes flight we d be shown an actual human heart with pigeon wings attached flapping across the screen br br this process makes for some lush tableaux but ultimately it s a facile exercise and it becomes deadly boring br br i don t begrudge the pleasure other viewers found in this movie but it s worth knowing that not everyone in the audience was enraptured ,0
this is a romantic comedy where albert einstein played wonderfully by walter matthau and his cronies play match maker to his niece meg ryan and a talented auto mechanic tim robbins the interplay among these major roles is augmented by a terrific supporting cast of well recognized character actors this movie is cute and fun a feel gooder hearty recommendations ,1
this work is striking in its accurate depiction of teenage life at the time of its execution though this is a broad generalization parents of that time were too self absorbed to be real parents and those who were home tended to be far too distracted from the real issues where their children were concerned br br this film teaches us how to let go even when it is painful and does so with a sweet melancholy but informed style whereby foster talks philosophically about feeling the pain of life i loved that scene it was my favorite scene in the movie actually br br the transition from funeral to wedding was meant to show that life does go on and so must we baio s skateboarding through a pack of goons and outrunning them was meant to show us that the troubled times will pass and we are meant to get through them to better times br br the whole metaphor of moving on and the procession of life is present throughout the film and serves to give us hope in the end br br i like this movie though i do not watch it often as it tends to make me melancholy br br it shouldn t be viewed by young children and probably only those raised in the s s would want to br br it rates a from br br the fiend ,1
take the secret agent james bond craze of the sixties mix in some concepts from sax rohmer s female fu manchu femme fatale and stir in some absurdest twisted revisionism by director franco you have the man hating lesbian sumuru or the secrets of better known as the girl from rio in the usa recalling that man from rio which has nothing to do with this yes this does take place in brazil we must give it that sumuru or sumitra as she s also referred to is like an evil version of modesty blaise played here by actress eaton with that familiar coy smile which most of us first became acquainted with in goldfinger there are numerous close up shots of her staring off camera slowly opening her mouth probably while watching something unpleasant however she is doubled in her key lesbian scene she controls an entire army of female warriors colorfully costumed and rules a city called femina or something just outside rio de janeiro these concepts which previously appeared in the million eyes of sumuru sound terrific but despite some intriguing set design visuals it follows the same campy atmosphere of for example the very dated some girls do which came out around the same time and which also featured a female army at first glance the sight of all these armed females usually lined up in a row catches one s interest but after minutes or so you realize there s nothing else there beyond just setting up the visual br br the plot follows what seems like a secret agent a male arriving in brazil with million dollars he catches the attention of the local crime lord sanders hamming it up as an elderly bond type villain who sends dark suited thugs in bowler hats to accost him this sets everything up for a way conflict between the agent the crime lord and the mysterious sumuru the crime lord wants sumuru s secrets sumuru also keeps various prisoners in glass cages maybe that s one of the secrets this sounds exciting but there are problems which go beyond just a slow pace there are many shots which could have used a lot of tightening one shot of an arriving airplane for example stays on the craft as it settles to a near stop as if this had never been captured on film before there s a similar approach to a typical sunset as if there s something unusual about it the fight scenes are very substandard as if the filmmakers had to use the first takes to add some production value there s a scene of the real rio carnival about midway through i m guessing there were various budget problems especially evident in the climactic battle where fake sound effects and smoke cover up a lot of bogus action such as the lack of even real looking guns it calls to mind those times when kids use plastic guns and pretend bullets are being fired falling over unconvincingly there are touches of sadism such as torturing a character to get answers and female nudity an early depiction of such after some restrictions were lifted but mostly you ll be rolling your eyes hero villains femme fatales henchmen fights stunts chases gadgets auto locations pace overall ,0
nevsky is one of the great epic war films sure others such as birth of a nation and napoleon had come before but this one is just as influential the acting is stock but anyone who knows the first thing about eisenstein would know that that was part of his theory of film this film unlike many of his silent works is about the heroic individual as much as it is about the group this reflects the stalinist philosophy that had risen to the fore by still his film shows us the power that can be generated by people coming together to fight something they perceive as evil nevsky is just one of many men he is prince because he is strongest but not because he is somehow different than the rest the film s romantic angles provide more of a personal story than eisenstein had previously allowed not all of the elements work and the film is probably a bit too long but it still resonates ,1
this show is terrible i cannot get over the complete waste of great talent this show contains this is not entertaining improvisational acting it s just a cheap attempt to throw someone famous comedic actors onto a stage and have them perform a poorly improved scene i have actually done improv work as an actor and this show is not improv br br what the audience is actually laughing at if they re actually laughing at this show at all it looks quite fake is the embarrassment of the guest star being lost like a deer in headlights the dumb completely unrelated things they come up with are what people laugh at and if it s not part of the scene the actors will tell them that it s wrong i find this show is disgrace to the art and makes me cry for shows like whose line is it anyway which had great talent great improv games and on top of everything else didn t make me want to change the channel ,0
the london underground has something inherently creepy about it with its long winding tunnels the escalators taking you deeper and deeper underground and of course the rats roaming the tracks it a source of wonder that it is not used in horror films more often it was used in the seventies horror deathline aka raw meat featuring a cannibalistic tribe living in a disused tunnel and the celebrated chase sequence in american werewolf in london so i was pleased to see that someone else had tried to capitalise on the atmosphere of the tube at night with the recent uk production creep br br i thought the film started off well with a highly effective credit sequence that was genuinely unnerving followed by a scene in the sewers that sets up the premise of there being something evil lurking below the streets of london however creep went downhill from here and i found myself wishing that i d switched it off after this opening scene leaving me with a favourable impression of the film all the characters become unsympathetic and unlikable even potente herself and the director felt the need to hit us over the head with social commentary about homelessness he also made the mistake of showing the monster in full lighting where he ceases to become remotely scary and reveals his name to be craig how can you have a monster called craig it turns into an x files type thing and reminds one of the episode tombs in fact i was wishing mulder and scully would turn up and sort them all out for me br br as for the infamous sexualised violence it is very graphic disturbing and totally unnecessary it seems to be there merely to shock the audience rather than for any intrinsic plot value the trouble is it is so over the top and horrific that it actually numbs you to the rest of the horror which is a mistake as it s only halfway through the film br br so there you go the only redeeming feature of the film for me was a rare appearance from ken campbell one of my favourite occasional actors you don t see him very often but when he s on screen he acts everyone else into a corner casting him as a sewer inspector was a stroke of genius unfortunately the only one evident in the film ,0
years ago with ray of light madonna broke through to a truly amazing level of musical artistry and since then she s occasionally transcended even her own standards this concert production with its hypnotic editing amazing dancing hallucinatory lighting effects and trance inducing arrangements blows away all previous efforts madonna s apparent ambition to single handedly bring about world peace through music and dance may seem hubristic or absurd to some but hell somebody s got to do it thanks to her assemblage of the remarkable talent of everyone involved in this production confessions tour live from london places her once again among the top ten artists working anywhere in the world in any medium ,1
amazing documentary saw it on original airdate and on dvd a few times in the last few years i was shocked that it wasn t even nominated for a best documentary oscar for the year it was released no other documentary even comes close br br it was on tv recently for the th anniversary but i missed the added where are they now segment at the end except i did catch that tony now works for the hazmat unit br br i ve seen criticism on documentary film making from a few on this list i can t see how this could have been done any different they had less than months to assemble this and get it on the air the dvd contains more material and background br br i m also surprised that according to imdb com the brother have had no projects in the four years since what have they been doing ,1
if you are looking for a sonic boom special effects monster click the back button on your browser br br deathtrap was written by ira levin sliver the stepford wives rosemary s baby it s a stage play adapted for the screen of the movie takes place in the gorgeous home of playwright sidney bruhl michael caine he s the author of a fabulously successful broadway play but his last efforts have flopped horribly br br an aspiring playwright clifford anderson christopher reeve who attended a play writing workshop given by sydney has sent him a copy of the play he has written sydney tells his wife myra dyan cannon the play is fabulous a sure fire hit but is it good enough to die for time will tell br br clever dialog and numerous twists and turns in the plot keep this movie entertaining from beginning to end the whole cast seems to have a good time it s reminiscent of another fun michael caine mystery sleuth worth watching br br ,1
chen kaige lost his sense of tempo i envy europeans and americans who can watch the film without following the dialog with their ears because it is painful to do slow unnaturally heavy and over deliberate but westerners on the other hand suffer from the poor quality of subtitle translation which manages to lose all the subtlety and double meanings that make a careful study of the film so much fun ,1
okay let s not get confused here if this is a sequel to a remake of an original horror classic does that mean it also automatically is a remake of the original horror classic s sequel here s to hoping that s not a general rule as wes craven s own sequel to the original the hills have eyes – released somewhere during the mid s – is easily one of the worst and absolute most redundant horror movies ever made part two didn t have an actual plot and re used footage of the original only to further exploit the success of the genuinely gritty and petrifying premise craven also wanted us to believe even dogs suffer from flashbacks and painful memories as the loyal german shepard of the carter family re experienced his bloody fight with one of the mountain hillbillies there were quite a bit of alarming signs indicating us that this sequel would be a horrendous failure as well the remake came out barely one year ago and here s the sequel already the incredible speed of its release righteously causes you to question the quality of the script don t they need a little more time if they want to come up with a film that should be scary menacing and disturbing with his excellent film alexandre aja nearly single handedly altered the general opinion about horror remakes as he had the courage and intellect of changing essential elements in the plot and adding more nauseating gore than anyone could ever had hoped for also aja is quite a talented young director and made himself noticed with his french instant cult classic high tension but who is this new director aja s the hills have eyes was an unexpected hit appreciated by both experienced and older generations of horror fans as well as the younger and over enthusiast target groups it s a really good film and even though an avalanche of new sequels and clones will be inevitable it s highly unlikely that one of them will ever equal the surprising quality level of aja s smashing hit bearing all this in mind plus a rather large dose of personal skepticism i must admit this rushed sequel really isn t as awful as anticipated the screenplay is routine and clichéd horror fodder introducing a fairly large number of characters with few or even no backbone and tastelessly depicting how they get slaughtered by traditionally repulsive looking freaks after the events of the first film the us army has set up a camp in the middle of the new mexican desert to investigate the effects of the nuclear tests which took place there in the s and s for the horribly mutated survivors of the miner s community that stayed there during the radioactive testing the scientists and researchers form a tasty starter until the main course of incompetent soldiers arrives by truck they are just supposed to drop off food and supplies but encounter their ultimate military training exercise when faced with the relentless humanoids that live inside the remainders of the mines br br this basically is just another by the numbers slasher with dumb characters who are even after losing several of their friends already still stupid enough to separate themselves from the group and act like easy targets to kill it s also very easy to point out which ones will make it out of this adventure alive especially when one of the soldiers is against all types of violence and another one continuously stares at video images of her cute year old son the hills have eyes ii completely lacks – as to be expected – originality logic and plausible situations the mutated miners aren t nearly as menacing as their colleagues in part one mainly because they aren t organized this time and only just behave like drooling and sex hungry prototype monsters since you don t care for the amateur g i joe heroes and definitely don t feel any sympathy for the eyes in the hills this film is a whole lot less compelling and involving than last year s original most peculiarly this second film isn t nearly as violent and gory as the first sequels usually compensate the lack of suspense and the absence of surprise twists with extra bloodshed and more graphic killing sequences but the action in this sequel is really tame compared to the sick footage featuring in its predecessor there are a handful of scenes to satisfy the bloodthirsty horror fanatics – mainly showing soldiers falling down cliffs or getting shot by their own guns – but there sadly aren t any outrageous pick axe battles or virulent dog attacks what a shame what s the point of a sequel if it even fails to surpass the level of grossness and or gratuitous filth of the original luckily enough the film is never boring or unnecessarily sentimental and you ll have the most fun spotting all the things that don t make the slightest bit of sense for example wallets falling out of people s bloodied heads women without any muscle power cast as tough ass soldiers and – my personal favorite – assigning the one soldier with a speaking disability to operate the radio communications ,0
 prime suspect continues the exploits of the inscrutable and dogged seeker of truth and justice detective superintendent jane tennison the first of three miniseries ps ps ps with the notable absence of founding writer lynda la plante from the credits imbued with the same gritty reality of the first three series the second three series pit tennison against the forces of evil while coping with middle age loneliness indiscretions a host of personal and professional problems and resolutions which are sometimes less than ideal ps conjures two stories while ps ps are single episodes each which find tennison seeking justice on behalf of the brutally wronged while waging war against institutions which are willing to sacrifice the interests of her victims for those of a greater good in other words to prevail tennison must overcome both evil and good forces something which makes the always gray scenarios of the ps series yet grayer and the tennison wars as much a matter of principle as of finding murderers very good stuff which only gets better from series to series b ,1
i m not sure that this comment contains an actual spoiler but i m playing it safe so don t read this if you haven t seen the movie br br i adore this movie and so does everyone i work with and that is the point i spent a large part of my working life in cinema without being an actor such people are the sung heroes of this movie the gaffers the pullers the on air directors the lighters and writers the costume people etc etc and the whole thing is told from their point of view at least to a great extent most actors are nuts and self absorbed to the point of absurdity which is what this movie spoofs so well but you have to have worked with actors to recognize that this movie is real life drama possible spoiler alert in one great scene the two leads both actors are discussing how to discuss something personal something entirely out of script with another actor and they start making up lines rehearsing them and critiquing each other s performance br br since this movie appeared in what was it it has become fashionable to do this especially on tv but hardly anyone has done it so well ,1
good drama comedy with two good performances from hunter hurt but albert brooks steals every scene he is in with a great script this movie soars and gives everyone a chance to show their acting talent and although joan cusack is not in this much but she has one if not the funniest scene in the movie the highlight of the movie for me was albert brooks speech on the devil only one draw back is the fact it goes little slow in places and i only got totally interested in brooks role not so much in hunter s or hurt s i give this a out of ,1
i enjoyed some of the older doctor who many years ago so when the new one came out i just had to check it out i was so pleased with the characters the story lines the updated look i became hooked from season for the old fans through to season it just keeps on getting better it ties in nicely with the old shows too although you don t have to know the old shows to enjoy this newer version br br even though there has been a change of cast i highly recommend doctor who with chris eccleston and with david tennant br br i like that they ve given the characters so much depth the doctor seems more vulnerable in this series maybe because he is the last timelord the range of emotions which chris and david show are truly remarkable and i felt their pain anger and sense of adventure right along with them br br billie piper rose brings a very human element to each episode although she is much braver than i would be with her talent billie will go far in the industry ,1
i suppose it was for temple matthews who written basically a remake even though there are few changes which just make it worse spoilers it is much similar to the original melody ariel s new daughter is threatened by ursula s sister morgana morgana escapes but keeps her promise to take melody away from them did ursula have a sister and she is not that great a villain as ursula was this is where there is similarity medoly is kept from the sea until morgana is captured but she doesn t know a thing about it because it all happened when she was a baby a wall surrounds the palace to keep her in and morgana out she goes under the wall day to day to have a swim and talk with sebastian who is not as funny or fun as in the original she finds a seashell with her name on it and runs away from home and to look for answers and finds morgana here is a similarity morgana tricks melody making her happy by turning here into a mermaid meanwhile eric melody and king triton look for her to stay a mermaid she needs to steal the trident from triton so melody does because she does not know king triton is her father she makes friends with a penguin and a walrus and here is where it is awful the penguins who live with them in an icy ocean hate them because they are cowards so they try to prove they are heroes and fail that does not suit the little mermaid and the dialogue during those conversations between the penguins and those two characters is ear bleeding you know why because the first had a great story this one is not and is not magical it is just an example of how bad many sequels are br br melody finds them and they help to take her to atlantica to prove themselves when they take the trident ariel finds melody with morgana melody is angry at her mother for keeping her from the sea so she gives the trident to morgana then she shows her true colours once she grabs it poor ariel and melody are in her custody the penguin and the walrus begin to prove themselves when they fight morgana s shark friend sorry i did not mention him earlier they finally prove themselves eric king triton and his soldiers arrive but are forced to bow down before morgana by the power of the trident melody takes it throws it to triton and he ices morgana literally then ariel apologises to melody and thinks it is all her fault it was not ariel did the right thing to protect melody but they never say so triton offers melody to live in sea or land she in fact has a better idea she uses the trident to vaporize the wall so humans and mer folk can be together then everyone sings an awful song the end br br whoever has seen it and likes this obviously has not seen the original i do not dislike this because i am a teenager i liked it when i was very very little then as i grew older i began to see what is bad about this film young young kids will enjoy it but it is likely that when they are in primary school they will forget about it normally i would think i over judged a film and it was better than i remember when i watched it again but not this one it is even worse story is no exception if you thought by reading this that the story is good read more of this comment and you will know the other bad points well you know the story now i am sorry for spoiling it for you but i had to point out some bad parts of it one of the worst things is the animation colour is awful the original had beautiful colour watching this almost made me want to go blind even the illustrations and landscape design were not good the original had beautiful magical colouring and beautiful underwater landscape design and for land as well making it a joy to watch br br the music is unbearable compared to the first the music here is crap songs are not that well composed and tara strong i think that is her name who did melody can not sing she at times either sang too high or did not keep track for the melody in the song so much for having melody as a name and the music is not at all beautiful or moving little mermaid won an oscar for it and it truly deserved it this one deserved a razzie award for worst musical score in a sequel if it would exist br br i did not like the voices several people who played characters from the first did the same ones in this jodi benson is a great singer but now that she is older no offence to her her voice is too deep and not so beautiful anymore and i am really disappointed in her and others who were in the first for being a part of this if i was chosen for this film just by reading the script i can tell it would be a bad film the characters are different now ariel is more wiser now but annoying they overdid her character making her too mature in sequels you are not meant to change the characters unless it is for a special reason she was sixteen in the first there is little chance she changes that is the stage when you become the person you are going to be for the rest of your life screenwriters should think of that they should think of the character br br well i suppose that is it for me i hope you find my comment useful because i am sure a lot of you will agree with my point of view ,0
the eternal jew der ewige jude does not have what we today would call the markings of a scholarly document rather than naming experts or sources to support what it says it simply says without opposition what it wants us to believe one will concede that american newsreels of that period were also much less regulated than would seem ethical to a modern audience often inserting dramatized scenes and passing them off as actual news footage add to this directed propaganda the fact that filmmaker hippler was preaching to the converted not so much asking gentile europeans to hate the jews as validating the feelings so many of them must have held already in order to have allowed the holocaust that followed the weakest link in the film s logic shows in its rat analogy wherein it goes on to explain the behavior of rats and then adds something to the effect of well jewish people are like that too similarly it characterizes jewish people as ugly by showing ugly jewish people in comparison to attractive gentiles the accompanying leap of faith is that ugly is bad the film appears to contradict itself a few times for example by attacking western painters who portrayed old testament characters as light skinned europeans thereby the text admits that so called hebrew ethnicity is in fact an ingrained aspect of christian culture it also shows ghetto jews willingly living in roach infested filth despite the supposed treasure they ve hoarded and then flip flops by saying that these same undesirables live in wealth and luxury as soon as they leave the ghetto incidentally who wouldn t the use of scenes from a well known american film house of rothschild shows an equally blurry deployment of logic first the film is denounced as having been made by jews then it is apparently used by hippler to verify the deceptiveness of jews the aforementioned pretense of poverty by ghetto jews shown as a means of avoiding taxation although the rothschild character s spin is that jews are taxed excessively finally the rothschild film is once again execrated for implying that the famed banking family invented the checking account this apparent indecisiveness in whether the american footage is shown positively or negatively might become clearer with repeated viewings but at first sight it makes for some murky moviewatching for all of eternal jew s imperfections i was at first surprised that the imdb viewer rating for this film is as high as it is just shy of a to date i d say the reason is that ej s documentary value has exceeded its original purpose offering us unintentionally a look into the lives of european jews as they would not be seen a few years hence needless to say the film s very badness also provides an historical insight into bad or simply evil filmmaking as a propagandist s tool about this time i should expect director hippler to flip flop once again springing forward to say that s what i meant to do all along the scenes depicting animal slaughter are particularly gruesome and show same as decidedly inhumane contrary to the intent of kosher law to prevent animal suffering i would like for someone who has seen the film and has some knowledge of these procedures to comment on whether the portrayal is accurate ,0
lars von trier s europa is a worthy echo of the third man about an american coming to post world war ii europe and finds himself entangled in a dangerous mystery br br jean marc barr plays leopold kessler a german american who refused to join the us army during the war arrives in frankfurt as soon as the war is over to work with his uncle as a sleeping car conductor on the zentropa railway what he doesn t know is the war is still secretly going on with an underground terrorist group called the werewolves who target american allies leopold is strongly against taking any sides but is drawn in and seduced by katharina hartmann barbara sukowa the femme fatale daughter of the owner of the railway company her father was a nazi sympathizer but is pardoned by the american colonel harris eddie considine because he can help get the german transportation system up and running again the colonel soon enlists or forces leopold to be a spy without giving him a choice or chance to think about it to see if the werewolves might carry out attacks on the trains br br soon leopold is stuck in an adventure by being involved with both sides of the conflict in a mysterious and film noir ish way where everyone and everything is not what it seems its amazing to watch the naive leopold deal with everything his lover the terrorists the colonel annoying passengers his disgruntled uncle even the railway company s officials who come to examine his work ethic before he finally boils over and humorously and violently takes control the film is endlessly unpredictable br br the film stylishly shot it always takes place at night during the winter with lots of falling snow its shot in black and white with shots of color randomly appearing throughout also background screens displaying images that counter act with the images up front add max von sydow s hypnotic narration and europa becomes a dreamlike place that s out of this world br br this is now a personal favorite film of mine ,1
before he became defined as nick charles in the thin man series william powell played another urbane detective named philo vance the supporting cast is strong in this early talkie and powell s star quality is evident mary astor who eight years later would be defined by her portrayal of brigid o shaughnessy does a good job here as the featured woman who finds herself in the middle of it all ,1
i am totally addicted to this show i can t wait till the week goes by to see the next showing it s a great story line and it has the best actors and actresses on the show i will tune in every week to watch it even if i am not home i always have my vcr set to tape monarch cove simon rex is the best actor on the show it is suspenseful and exciting i think this show should stay on the air and i believe everyone should tune in to watch it i saw the very first episode and actually i wasn t going to watch it but i was watching lifetime one day and i decided to watch it because it was on and i absolutely love it and right now it s my favorite show i am really mean it ,1
okay that was a pretty damn good episode much better than the credit it receives br br the camera work is splendid best yet i love that final shot the atmosphere is fantastic the costumes are great and the guest cast minus the helpless victims is strong br br what i don t like about this episode is that many things that are left unexplained why does it change sex what s the purpose and they re aliens what kind why were they never shown again in the later mythology br br i m giving this episode a high three stars one of my favorites yet but the plot holes bother me still not gonna let it ruin my entertainment ,1
it must be said that the director of the cell tarsem singh has quite handily established himself with his first feature which happens to rank as one of the most visually astounding films in contemporary cinema br br the cell is more of a visceral experience than a film as a thriller it rises above most of its peers with competent editing and a chilling score effectively providing an exceptionally suspenseful atmosphere however it is ultimately tarsem s skill for elaborate and disturbing set design and imagery that carries the film s jolting sense of terror br br as with several recent films i have been shocked by the alarming hypocrisy among those who have commented negatively about the cell in defence of the film i will address a few of these issues the plot appears to be the main concern and while it is not revolutionary and borrows heavily from the silence of the lambs it was never intended to be the most important aspect of the film the plot itself is a vehicle through which tarsem s vision simultaneously horrifying and wondrous is presented to the audience much in the same way that the plot of the silence of the lambs is secondary to the fascinating study of its two lead characters lecter and starling while the silence of the lambs is clearly the superior film it is irrational for one to condemn the plot of the cell and in the same breath praise that of the silence of the lambs br br my final concern is the mention of mtv style directing it pains me to see the condemnation of directors who use innovative camera and cinematography techniques a camera has the potential to be much more than simply a tool with which to record events angles pans colour adjustment and so forth are all used to their full extent in the cell with the purpose of creating the sense of a dream like state that could not have been otherwise achieved this is essential to the film as the entire premise behind it is the visualization of a serial killer s subconscious if you simply want a series of static shots stick to stage plays and give up cinema altogether br br that being said the cell is thoroughly entertaining terrifying and breathtaking in both its pacing and design anyone who is able to look past the perhaps uninspired yet never dull screenplay will find one of the best films of the year ,1
pretty twisted horror film that has a few good moments here and there with some creepy blood transfusion scenes however it s just too dull for it s own good all the characters are ok and the story while had a lot of potential is rather dull however the blood transfusion scenes looked frighteningly real and as a result they were extremely disturbing it s well made and decently written and it started out really interesting but it just couldn t keep up the pace plus i found the ending to be disappointing linnea quigley has no more then a very small role in this so i was also disappointed about that and stephen knight does a good job as the lead as he was pretty twisted plus i got this in a dvd horror set called a taste of evil along with a bunch of other horror films there is lots of blood however it s not all that gory and for it s low budget it was pretty well done however as i said it just couldn t sustain it s interest this is a pretty twisted horror film that has a few good moments here and there with some creepy blood transfusion scenes however it s just too dull for it s own good i would pass but i guess it s worth a watch if you have nothing better to do the direction is ok elly kenner norman thaddeus vane do an ok job here with decent camera work and doing a good job on it s low budget however the pace is too inconsistent for my liking the acting is actually alright stephen knight is great as the lead he was creepy twisted sick and gave a very creepy performance the most creepy thing about it though was he seemed like a normal person linnea quigley did well in her small role christopher mcdonald is ok i guess sin his short time rest of the cast are ok as well overall i would pass but i guess it s worth a watch if you have nothing absolutely better to do out of ,0
i really should give this stinker more credit that star because the film has so many eye rolling lines that it s almost worth the price of the rental br br the acting if you want to call it that is so stilted and contrived that it makes ed wood s actors appear life like sammy the lone black character must be mimi s husband in real life because he appears in her other films but he has zero acting ability his lines are priceless due to his absurd delivery though i suspect the intention was to create a sympathetic character his old man make up in her other turkey pushed to the limit is no budget junior high school quality with cotton ball eyebrows and white spray painted hair br br i cannot fathom anyone actually buying this video unless people like to throw their own mystery science theater parties and need a copy of something like this on hand it really is beyond fear it s actually beyond funny ,0
 as valuable as king tut s tomb ok maybe not that valuable but worth hunting down if you can i notice no one has commented on this movie for some years and i hope a fresh post will spark some new comments this is a film that i remembered only snippets of from childhood and only saw recently when i tired of waiting for fox to honour its own past and hunted down the korean dvd in english but with unremovable korean subtitles i won t go through another long plot description suffice to say that seeing it for the first time in its proper widescreen format left me agape at the vistas and the scope of the film the matte paintings still hold up and the palace sets are truly breathtaking but it is the smaller scale details that lend this film its depth and richness offering a glimpse into the lifestyles of egypt s poor as well as its elite the bazaars hovels docks embalming houses and taverns are as fascinating as pharaoh s throne room while errors abound on the large scale most notably the dynastic succession the details are more meticulously researched than the vast majority of hollywood s films visually it s not without its flaws the interiors are often too overly lit and colourful to blend seamlessly with the exteriors nevertheless this is a movie that should be credited for being as audacious in the small as it is in the large tedious in parts absolutely overacted underacted yes both though understated might be a more apt description too long absolutely not i wished they had spent more time with sinuhe s experiences in the house of death and among the hittites and less with his romance with nefer though historically inaccurate yes that too but so was shakespeare nobody chastises him for it i appreciate historical accuracy as much as the next guy but ultimately it has to be remembered that cinema is theater not a history lesson ,1
this feels as if it is a czech version of pearl harbor it has a same story both guys fall in love with the same woman and add to the twist the woman is actually a married one whose husband has been missing for a year i don t think that the story line is too strong the younger guy is quite naughty that is cute it kept me watching because of the emotional music and the pleasing scenes one after another it also has some strong visual special affects best of all the love stories is seamlessly integrated with the story br br i think that if it was in english it would be such a big shot all across the states it is too bad that not that many people are open for foreign movies ,1
when going to see rendition i was expecting an exciting film on a controversial topic with big name actors i was not expecting a film that was so engrossing exciting poetic and sad that picked me up from the very beginning and didn t let me go even after i left the theater a word of advice to anyone who hasn t seen it yet don t let your politics come in the way of enjoying or not enjoying this film take it for what it is i saw this with my conservative jewish family i m the black sheep the pseudo liberal college student and i thought they would write it off as liberal propaganda instead they said it was a great film with excellent performances they like to fancy themselves film critics br br it s sad that a movie like this has to be marketed by its oscar affiliated actors while leaving out the constantly underrated sarsgaard as well as new talent like the truly excellent metwally the entire cast gave good performances with some standing out much more than others my only problem with it was that there was a lot going on which didn t allow for much screen time for each of the characters in fact i felt like the sub plot with fatima and khalid was just as prominent on screen as anwar s part of the story br br the characters all have the potential to fall into stereotypes but the actors do a good enough job to give them depth with the little screen time they have streep is truly terrific as a heartless senator and as much as i don t want to see the actress in such a terrible role its impossible not to believe her gyllenhaal who will probably be one of the oscar nods for this movie seems a bit unsure in his role at times h s trying to portray his inner conflict but usually just comes off like he either forgot his lines or he doesn t know how he should feel sarsgaard gave an excellent performance his unforgettable confrontation with streep is easily one of the best parts of the movie metwally again was terrific and i hope to see him in more mainstream films it s a shame that gyllenhaal with probably get nominated before him yigal naor as shown on imdb has been is some films already but he is a newcomer in my eyes he along with mohammed khouas and zineb oukach all gave great performances br br the story of fatima and khalid was not given any credit in commercials but it brings a sad humanity to the story the narrative was interesting as i was trying to really connect the two story until it was plainly told to us at the end i ve read some comments on here that say the love story was useless but i disagree i think it definitely shows another side to the controversial issue as well as humanity in general khalid was the real terrorist but he was doing it to avenge his brother and even though he is responsible for the attack you see a humane side to him through the story with fatima not that i think we should feel bad for actual terrorists but i think the we are all people theme was definitely relevant br br whatever your feelings on terrorism politics etc leave it out of the theater the bottom line is this is an interesting story with a message we all need to hear ,1
an in name only sequel to john carpenter s vampires this movie takes place in thailand and involves a sect of bad vampires who enjoy killing people and a sect of good vampires who do not while it s an interesting idea to set a vampire film in thailand the writers don t seem to do a lot with the exotic locale this film could just as easily have been set in los angeles which brings me to my next point which is that this seems a lot like blade lite we ve got the rock soundtrack the martial art battle scenes a dance club bloodletting and of course lots of sharp objects going through vampires what we don t have is the budget and talent yes the hero is a good martial arts fighter too bad his acting wasn t as good and there s plenty of decent wire work and tons of revved up fight sequences maybe too many the problem is they just don t have the same impact as the ones in any of the blade films perhaps it s just that the film has a been there seen that feel to it br br however for me the biggest problem was that the filmmakers didn t take enough time to establish the relationship between the lead played by the buff and bland colin egglesfield and his girlfriend she gets snatched at the very beginning of the flick after a whiny exchange with her boyfriend we have no vested interest in her welfare at this point and no reason to believe that her boyfriend would be willing to risk his neck to save her now that s a major drawback when that s the major thrust of the plot br br in the end you could do worse than waste minutes of your time with this but i can think of a lot better things to do with your time like renting any of the blade movies ,0
the plot is about the death of little children hopper is the one who has to investigate the killings during the movie it appears that he has some troubles with his daughter in the end the serial killer get caught that s it but before you find out who dunnit you have to see some terrible acting by all of the actors it is unbelievable how bad these actors are including hopper i could go on like this but that to much of a waste of my time just don t watch the movie i ve warned you ,0
this interesting film noir features three very good performances sanders patrick and blackmer the scenes between sanders and patrick are particularly outstanding demming as the detective is unfortunately not nearly as good he lacks the intelligence strength and cynical world view of a bogart had humphrey played this part we could have had a classic br br pace location a library and atmosphere are all good but there are a few plot holes sanders strongly fears blackmer and the ruthless organization nazis he represents yet after mistakenly killing blackmer sanders seems to experience no anxiety or remorse sanders then seizes the library and its occupants by using the ruse that he and his men are detectives investigating the murder however sanders hit man later tries to kill demming by shooting him without a silencer even though the many other detainees could have been expected to hear and become alarmed by the noise finally sanders hit man tries to kill roberts who has discovered the truth but when she faints he inexplicably does not br br what bothered me the most however was that the chance for a great and unexpected conclusion was wasted throughout the film patrick is portrayed as a smart hard as nails sociopath fearing nothing yet at the end she flees panic stricken from the last surviving nazi a brutish thug by the time the cops find him he has killed her and she ends up being just another weak stereotypical victim what should have happened is this the cops find the nazi thug but he is dead she has cleverly killed him and then vanished to continue her evil ways ,1
there were only two redeeming features about this movie the beauty of bucharest and its architecture and the way they depicted the transformation from human form to wolf form forget about the plot or storyline from the book they re completely absent from this movie in fact about the only things carried over from the book are the names of the main players even then you ll barely recognize the characterizations if the film makers had made a good movie even though unrelated to the book i wouldn t have been so disappointed unfortunately they did not the plot and storyline are typical of low budget horror flicks the acting is wooden and the directorial efforts mundane oh yes the way the loup garou bow to their leader is pure hoke i suppose a nod of recognition is due for the animal handlers the wolves were beautiful animals and well managed in their roles ,0
this academy award winning short film can rank among the greatest of the genre told completely without dialogue it is a visual treat about a young boy who buys a gold fish lovingly places him in a bowl then goes off to school leaving the gold fish unprotected and a window carelessly open after a while a neighboring orange tabby comes poking around comes in through the window and heads slowly for the bowl the fish apparently knows something is going on and becomes very excited as the cat comes very near to the bowl the fish jumps out the cat catches the fish drops him back in the bowl and exits through the window he came in just as the boy not knowing what has happened gets back this was amazingly filmed with real animals how cousteau got these animals to behave in this manner is remarkable i only wish this film were available now for people to see i only saw it once in when it was originally released but it has remained unforgettable ,1
everything about this movie is bad everything ridiculous s haircuts ridiculous moustaches ridiculous action and fight scenes where you can actually see that the adversaries do not even hit each other bad bad bad s music repeated scenes of people running through woods a bad guy with a silver plastic hand and silly hair stupid dialogue the acting is nonexistant everything looks extremely cheap this movie even surpasses plan from outer space in its utter badness br br it s not funny bad it s just bad ,0
a toothsome little potboiler whose minute length doesn t seem a second too short my name is julia ross harks back to an english tradition of things not being what they seem hitchcock s the lady vanishes is one example out of work julia ross nina foch finds a dream job at a new employment agency in london whose sinister representative seems very anxious to ascertain if she has living relatives or a boyfriend after reporting to duty she wakes up having been drugged in a vast manderley like pile on the cornish coast supposedly as the barmy in the crumpet wife of george macready who displays an alarming interest in knives and ice picks his doting enabling mum is the irresistible dame may whitty this time a model of bustling efficiency on the other side of good vs evil than she occupied in the lady vanishes the nightmare vision of this tale unfolds claustrophobically we know what s going on but are powerless to tell poor julia this movie curiously is regularly accorded a place of honor as one of the earliest and very few british films noirs i think it s closer to the gothic old dark house tradition than the american one of wet cobblestones and urban corruption it does however evince a more modern psychoanalytic cast of mind whatever you call it it remains a sharply satisfying thriller ,1
this is an interesting idea gone bad the hidden meanings in art left as clues by a serial killer sounds intriguing but the execution in anamorph is excruciatingly slow and without much interest there is no other way to describe the film except boring the death clues are the only interesting part of anamorph everything connecting them is tedious willem dafoe gives a credible performance as the investigator but he has little to do with a script that is stretched to the limit several supporting character actors are wasted including peter stormare as the art expert james rebhorn as the police chief paul lazar as the medical examiner and most notably deborah harry who is featured on the back of the dvd case yet only has a couple lines spoken through a cracked door not recommended merk,0
it was a fun film to look at though the chance this happened in your street is small there are still a lot off recognizable situations that will ring a bell the simplicity of the film and the humour do work i must admit that you don t have to see it in a theater it will do very well on a small tv set tip see it with some close friends ,1
sorry but aside from kim basinger doing a good job acting scared this was one of the worst thrillers i ve seen in awhile logic is thrown out as young guys terrorize this woman outside a crowded mall then shoot a security guard yet no one seems to notice then instead of screaming for help or racing back to the mall she drives off and ends up in the middle of the woods with the guys in hot pursuit i can t even describe how silly it is seeing this woman fleeing from retarded thugs carrying a red toolbox screaming for god to come help her and then having sex with one of them after brutally killing the others please trust me this is bad and a bit tasteless as well ,0
this film is so bad and gets worse in every imaginable fashion its not just the poor acting and script nor is it the lame and perverse time one wastes on watching it what really puts this film in my hall of shame is the apparent struggling that the writers and producers do with the film to try and make it funny the actress replacing jean reno s descendant is to old and learned her lesson in the first film so they add a new girl who is to be married nearly all of the original extras and gags return however this time makes me want to ripe my eyes out of my sockets because it s a waste of perfectly good film the torture of the constant camera cuts and shots in any scene in this movie can put the viewer into violent convolutions this second film takes the successful original and drags it out of its coffin and parades the corpse out in the public square and perversely degrades not only the original idea and its legacy but our intelligence as well this film unlike the spruce goose could not fly for it had no plot in the principals returning for a necklace no script since it was apparently written and added to daily no attention to camera or shots in mind poor lighting and special effects done for the sake of doing so this film would not even pass for a student film in basic film how this pile got through no one can tell it was a big loosing investment and it appears that no one had the strength to put this unnatural cruel mistake out of our miseries this movie has one good part its end this film is my worst film of all time finally howard the duck is no longer the goose ,0
 the bad dreams always come back again like unwanted friends says marion fairlie who with her half sister laura lives in a vast mid victorian country estate and last night i found myself in limmeridge churchyard normally people who are dead stay dead just as normally it is the criminals who are locked up rather than the victims but then there was nothing normal about what happened to us and we re off on a first class gothic story of madness deception and villainy based on wilkie collins great novel of victorian mystery it s a good idea to pay close attention because there are plots within plots yet they all center on a cunning and ruthless scheme which involves what else money lots of money br br marion fairlie tara fitzgerald and her sister laura fairlie justine wadell are devoted to each other marion is fierce and protective laura is softer and much more romantic marion has no money of her own laura will inherit riches when she comes of age marion has no marriage prospects that we know of laura has been pledged sometime ago to sir percival glyde james wilby an altogether too charming aristocrat they are the wards of their uncle a fussy condescending immensely self centered hypochondriac ian richardson all seems to be quite routine but then a young artist walter hartright andrew lincoln is engaged to teach them drawing and artistic appreciation and when he arrives at night to the local train station there is no carriage so off he sets out on foot to the estate in the dark woods he encounters a strange woman dressed all in white wandering about and speaking of things he does not understand who then disappears are we uneasy yes and so is he and the sisters when they come to realize the strange woman looks much like laura later does love emerge between walter and laura does a bud bloom is there a misunderstanding that sends walter away and results in laura marrying sir percival does a canker gnaw and do secrets slowly come to light about the relationships among laura marian and the woman in white do we learn to be deeply suspicious of sir percival s intentions do we come to enjoy the style and manners of sir percival s close friend count fosco simon callow and do we eventually realize the foul depths of depravity as well as the power of honor and true love that humanity is capable of do we visit victorian insane asylums see falls from high towers dig open graves in the middle of the night and watch retribution arrive amidst the roaring flames of a locked church br br well of course and it s a grand journey for us br br this bbc masterpiece theater program features fine acting and outstanding production values to fit collins plus page novel into a television show of less than minutes means a good deal had to be cut or abridged and some changes were made most likely to achieve greater impact in the little time available still taken on its own terms the production of the woman in white in my opinion works very well as a moody romantic dark television tale tara fitzgerald as marion gives a commanding performance as a woman determined to protect and then save her sister james wilby as sir percival manages the clever feat of slowly letting us see the depraved slime beneath the skin who still has charm amidst the villainy ian richardson as the young women s uncle almost steals the show he gives such a bossy and pungent performance it almost unbalances the story every time he appears perhaps the weakest of the main parts is simon callow as count fosco the count is simply a monster yet a supremely civilized and charming one collins described him as being of immense girth callow does a fine mannered job of it but to me he lacks a little of the monstrosity of evil br br at one point marian tells us my sister and i are so fond of gothic novels we sometimes act as if we were in them little did she know what was in store for herself and laura ,1
i missed the first or so minutes of the movie but don t think watching it from the beginning would ve made any difference i found the film extremely boring and was disappointed with the acting i remember patrick swayze and some of the other actors roy marsden for instance in outstanding roles but they all disappointed here due to a very weak script kind solomon s mines the very short part of the movie inside the mines was about as exciting as watching paint dry and i doubt that even a pre school kid would ve been spell bound by watching the fight of the warriors the entire movie was reminiscent of a cheaply produced american tv series give me indiana jones any day ,0
i just watch this move recently on encore channel what a great film a great cast as well flatliners is very suspenseful and unpredictable the movie has a great opening scene by the ocean then to a series of scene establishing the questions about life after death which provide a very strong upfront story involvement therefore nelson played by kiefer sutherland was the first to go through the test to die and come back to life then it s gets very dramatic by bringing back his wrong doing from the past to life then all of the above mentioned characters went through the same experience except for randy steckle played by olliver platt then the story unfold into a resolution and basic understanding about life and the presence and meaning of god david labraccio played by kevin bacon an atheist end up questioning his own belief about god it s amazing to watch julia roberts along with kevin bacon oliver platt william baldwin and kiefer sutherland at such a prime time of their careers one can ask how come we don t have such great movie produced anymore this is one of the best productions from joel schumacher i really enjoy this movie ,1
one dark night is a highly overlooked and little known film from the early s that deserves an audience that i fear it will never get and that s a damn shame i have seen this film compared to others that have gotten a bigger name over the years most notably phantasm hell night and mausoleum this is a much different film than those and i don t see the comparisons other than the mausoleum which is a bit similar to the one in phantasm but not enough to make any real comparisons i m not sure how this one slipped through without a broader acceptance maybe it s all in the marketing i don t know perhaps a remake would breathe new life into it unless raymar drained all the life out of it that is i m not too big on all the remakes that are abundant these days but i think they do work well with lesser known films except for the awful ghost ship remake which other than the opening scene and mudvayne s not falling blaring was utter crap so if a remake of one dark night would happen to fall into the right hands i think it would make a lot of people go and watch the original i know that s what i do if there s a remake of a film i haven t seen before so anything short of a remake i fear would not bring this film back to life unless of course raymar got his eyes on it br br anyways one dark night is a must see for horror fans especially s horror fans cause we all know that s when the best horror movies were made creepy setting fairly good acting very good story campy what more could you want from an early s horror film what s that nudity and gore well sorry no nudity or gore in this film but it s still great nonetheless a solid out of enjoy ,1
the clichéd polynesian males drink fight and make a stream of sexist stupid and unfunny remarks real life polynesians are much funnier than these stereotyped cardboard characters the supposedly samoan girl didn t look or act samoan at all seemed more like the stock white female who has sex with anyone on a whim with weak as water story lines you can t say anything about the acting even the most brilliant actors could do nothing with this script it s sad to see polynesian actors willing to play such sad stereotypes in a film with not one good scene and only two or three jokes what a waste of kiwi taxpayers money what a lost opportunity to make a great film about a vibrant community it s better not to make movies if they re as bad and mindless as this ,0
maybe people do like having the devil around more than god maybe we like that safety net of a reason making a mistake only to blame the devil for the pain and suffering in the world there is so much hardship spilling out into the masses that it is difficult to not see the sadness on the faces of all you pass leland p fitzgerald understands all of this he knows that maybe everything won t be ok and maybe helping someone leave this earth to avoid the pain their life has waiting for them is a risk he needs to take for someone he loves credit goes to screenwriter director matthew ryan hoge for creating a lyrical prose about two suburban families who have crossed paths in good times and bad just looking at the cast of almost all a and b list actors shows that the material really resonates with its audience emotions don t need to be worn on one s sleeve to exist sometimes all we want to do is end the suffering br br ryan gosling brings an understated performance to the table here that encompasses the inwardness of his character leland s emotions he is a very passionate and intelligent young man cutting through the bs of life knowing what he sees and accepting the worse with the better the film is a catharsis for the souls of those affected by the horrific event of leland killing his ex girlfriend s mentally challenged brother in the confused mind of this teen he goes into the incident knowing full well what he was going to do he was going to stop the pain that he sees everywhere but most of all on the face of young ryan pollard almost immediately he realizes that he has made a mistake that maybe playing god is not a job he has been put on earth to do whether or not this is true will soon be put to debate as the murder begins a chain of events which finally bring meaning to many people s lives as they wake up to the tangential fragility of life this boy has opened their eyes to both sorrow and rebirth br br with haunting ballads sung by former sunny day real estate frontman jeremy enigk the movie goes through a journey of small vignettes of two families lives in the aftermath of tragedy the acting is superb throughout with special mention to a few for someone who plays the naïve lug in most films chris klein actually does well with much the same material here yet also with an evolution into a man of purpose his aloofness is effective when utilized in the right part similar to his success in election and i am interested to see if directors will be allow him to expand his talents and sink his teeth into something more substantial jena malone is effective in much the same effect as well playing the role of troubled youth as she has in donnie darko and life as a house don cheadle is a stalwart of professionalism giving us a different take on the compassionate therapist from the one he did in manic and martin donovan is brilliant as the grieving father trying to keep his wits together and eventually realizing he must keep his family from falling apart as well also it is great seeing the beautiful sherilyn fenn in a small but important role br br when tragedy hits people band together to get through it all as leland astutely points out at one point you see men and women helping others out and hugging when they see the pain and suffering surrounding them but after a couple of days everything goes back to normal cheadle s character extrapolates the optimistic viewpoint that at least we get a glimpse of people s true nature of wanting to help and be good to each other only to be shot back at with the retort well at least we do during tragedy maybe we don t want to think we are good natured because it does make us feel we should be good all the time and that when bad must have in turn meant to be so by being flawed we allow ourselves to rebound and try again leland s mistake lets him see the love he had for those close to him as well as opening the eyes of others to wake up and not let their loved ones drift any further from them one can t focus on the sadness of others when they must first come to grips with their own hoge has crafted a parable for this and a truly effective piece of film making with hopefully many more to come ,1
it is truly saddening to see a once great director such as deodato delivering such a second rate giallo such as this this movie was so terrible it effectively put an end to his movie career the box lies this is no erotic thriller hell during the film s minute running time charlotte lewis barely shows us one nipple i thought it would pick up once william burger showed up in one of his last roles but his character is killed off rather abruptly and lamely this movie fails in pretty much every way claudio simonetti s music is little more than noise and the plot made very little sense at all for some reason lewis is terrorized by ghosts which attack using phones by the end the characters all seem to have forgotten the previous minutes of hell they went through and casually laugh as they sick the evil spirits on someone else lewis s ex boyfriend what this movie did little for me besides anger me and bore me half to death for genuine s deodato fun watch the barbarians or the atlantis interceptors let this one rot on the video store shelf argento could make a better giallo than this ,0
hercules son gets severely wounded during a lion hunt that goes awry hercules a solid and engaging performance by the beefy reg park has to venture into an eerie and dangerous alternate dimension ruled by the evil and vengeful gia the earth goddess a deliciously wicked portrayal by gia sandri and battle various monsters in order to save his son s soul meanwhile gia s equally nasty son antaius a perfectly hateful turn by giovanni cianfriglia poses as hercules and takes over an entire city as a cruel and ruthless tyrant director maurizo lucidi relates the engrossing story at a steady pace and maintains a serious tone throughout this film begins a little slow but really starts cooking once hercules enters the misty and perilous subterranean spirit world rousing highlights include hercules grappling with a humanoid lizard beast hercules climbing a giant gnarled tree and hercules being attacked by a bunch of creepy rotting zombies better still the bizarre spirit world just reeks of spooky atmosphere gotta love that persistent thick swirling fog the strenuous rough n tumble mano a mano major physical confrontation between hercules and antaius likewise totally rocks of course we also get a big mondo destructo climactic volcanic eruption as well allvaro mancori s crisp widescreen cinematography gives the movie an impressively expansive sense of scope ugo filippini s robust rousing score has a nifty majestic sweep to it okay so this flick is an obvious cheapo cute n paste job that uses copious footage from both hercules in the haunted world and hercules and the captive women but it s still an extremely lively and entertaining romp all the same ,1
a very accurate depiction of small time mob life filmed in new jersey the story characters and script are believable but the acting drops the ball still it s worth watching especially for the strong images some still with me even though i first viewed this years ago br br a young hood steps up and starts doing bigger things tries to but these things keep going wrong leading the local boss to suspect that his end is being skimmed off not a good place to be if you enjoy your health or life br br this is the film that introduced joe pesce to martin scorsese also present is that perennial screen wise guy frank vincent strong on characterizations and visuals sound muddled and much of the acting is amateurish but a great story ,1
i just saw this delightful japanese feature film at the th annual roger ebert overlooked film festival in the historic virginia theatre in champaign illinois br br although this film subtitled in english has ballroom dancing as its heart the film actually shows the world outside of japan how the rigid structures of family employment salaryman and recreation still exist in modern day japan br br writer director suo masauki i follow japanese custom of presenting the family name last name first and the given name last uses the not so very popular theme of ballroom dancing to show the societal structure of japan br br also i shall not use the movie character names when world readers may not be familiar with japanese formal names which may confuse i will refer to the br br actors by their professional acting name as listed in the internet data movie base br br he enlists the aid of his real life wife professional ballet dancer kusakari tamiyo in her first and so far only motion picture she is a dance teacher at her father s dance studio yet her real ambition is to compete once more in an international dance competition which she was disqualified from in the past no i won t say why see the movie br br salaryman yakusyo koji is the main star of the film a veteran of about films since he gives a sterling performance of a s something companyman br br who has a lovely wife teenage daughter and just purchased the house of his br br longing br br and yet something is missing from his own inner happiness see this film to learn how he becomes involved with ballroom dancing and secretly goes to br br lessons most of the dancing characters are liberated from the traditional br br japanese hierarchy of social structure they are friendly and warm and inviting of course this is in sharp contrast to how japanese society is structured with it s place for everyone and everyone in its place philosophy br br the movie has so many funny moments the almost theater goers broke br br into spontaneous laughter during many of the comedic moments this proves br br that comedy has no foreign language br br veteran actor takenaka naoto is funny and brilliant as well as watanabe eriko they are two funny character actors br br one could purchase and read a college text book regarding the structure of life in japan or you could watch this fine film and begin to understand how the br br people of japan grow up in a fairly rigid societal structure watching the movie shall we dansu is a quick immersion into further study and viewing other br br japanese films br br i recommend this film to all it s funny it s charming it will make you cry a little and it will warm your heart br br ,1
i have bought the dvd of this version to compare against the current bbc version which is brilliant the was adapted by arthur hopcraft who adapted tinker tailor soldier spy for tv and who died this year i remember great acting especially from rigg and elliott and moving music music in the version is far more understated but very telling just to pick up other commentators on a couple of points richard carstone is ada claire s boyfriend not esther s esther had no uncle charlie drake never played krook in either version nor did he play toby esterhase in ttss krook is played by comedian johnny vegas in the version toby was played by bernard hepton br br both versions are honourable and admirable adaptations of dickens great novel now read the book it s not perfect and the sentimentality may make you wince at times but i defy you not to cry and laugh ,1
this movie was the worst movie ever made on the planet i like barney more than this movie the graphics suck half the movie is animated the deaths suck and over all i was ready to sue the people that made this movie please do not waste hours of your life watching this movie the only good part was when the movie ended this movie is percent jurassic park percent sabretooth and percent dumb please do not waste your time watching this movie you will regret it you want to know why this movie sucks well the cover sucked the graphics sucked the blood looked i mean is ketchup the people tried to blow themselves up the college students think there all that and can stand up to the animal i mean there was a ft tiger running straight at a woman she throws a spear at it from ft away wait till you can actually hit it the acting was horrible too jurrasic park is actually a good movie and this just had to go and ruin it ,0
for those of you who have a few kind words for this film i suspect you didn t see it when it was released as parts the clonus horror br br it was a dreadfully boring movie it missed the mark in at least three ways it wasn t good enough to be scary it wasn t bad enough to be funny although mstk took care of that and even in the plot was unoriginal br br earlier contenders are the resurrection of zachary wheeler it s the same idea clones as spare parts the movie is entertaining and it had a fine cast another is sleeper yes the woody allen movie remember the flattened nose and clones the last two plots aren t as similar to clonus as the first one but they predate clonus br br they are also several fiction books from decades earlier that deal with the idea although often the word clone isn t used ,0
i give this a out of not because the plot was hard to uncover because it wasn t but because it leaves one caring for the characters the acting by all the cast is superb especially joan hickson and it s a marvellous episode because of it s heart br br miss marple is called upon by jason rafiel s dying request to investigate and solve a murder that happened some seven or eight years previously and she has to discover who why and when as she goes along mr rafiel is the same rafiel as was in a caribbean mystery and so there is a sense of a connection here br br nemesis is definitely one for the amateur psychologists among us and if you are one of those who is only happy with lots of blood guts and rip roaring action sequences then you won t like it but if you are like me one who loves knowing about people and discovering what makes them tick then nemesis is the one for you ,1
otto preminger s noir classic works almost as a flip side of laura while that film was glitzy and features the high fa luting clifton webb this film is a whole lot seamier dana andrews is a less than good cop who accidentally kills a man only to have it potentially pinned on the father of the girl he loves preminger keeps things moving at a brisk clip so that lapses in logic are easily overlooked andrews is quite fine a lot less wooden than he s been in the past and the stunningly beautiful gene tierney is stunningly beautiful creepy craig stevens plays the unlucky victim where the sidewalk ends is a must see and a terrific companion piece to preminger s equally lurid whirlpool also starring tierney ,1
i can t believe how anyone can make a comedy about an issue such as homelessness of course brooks has not made a comedy about real homeless people no mention of drugs prostitution or violence on these streets the people we meet in this movie are homeless in fantasy land so the only difference between them and us is that they don t eat quite as often brooks movies have become worse and worse over the years this is just another nail in the coffin ,0
i consider myself to have a decent sense of humor but this movie left me stunned in my chair br br it s so bad that it could just not have been any worse not once did i laugh at the sadly attempted jokes in this movie i have watched and enjoyed several parodies of big movies but unfortunately this one will allways be the one i remember best in my nightmares br br the only reason anyone should want to watch this is if they want to enter a coma for a brief period of time br br this is the worst movie ever ,0
this movie turned out to be pretty much what i expected of course it s sappy of course it s predictable we all know the fairytale but knowing that when you go to watch it it s enjoyable enough to watch it was funny and sweet i did find it annoying that they showed geeks as either kids who didn t wash there hair or kids who loved math and joined clubs about math and wore t shirts about math i was an outcast in high school and i didn t do these things it goes much deeper than that having to do with many things some of that being how much money your family has how much you are willing to hide your uniqueness and how mean you are willing to be to other kids anyway i won t get into it i don t agree with other opinions that drew isn t convincing as a geek with braces no make up and unwashed hair i don t think too many people would be drooling over her and even when she goes back to high school and sheds those things she s still wearing the wrong clothes wrong hair and has the wrong attitude to be considered cool and her other geek friend may be beautiful but it doesn t matter where i come from you can still be an outcast and be beautiful inside and out ,1
okay so this wasnt what i was expecting i rented this film just to see how it would be since i want to see the first one anyway but this film had b movie all over it but when i watched it i realized that it was very funny for the first minutes it was just how the snowman was kiiling people and one man losing his sanity but those first few minutes had some funny one liners in it when he throws up the first of his little minions i knew this would be very very funny they all act like the gremlins in the ninteen eighty four hit gremlins that it made it look like it was spoofing it and made me forget it was a b movie so if you like to laugh rent this one ,1
this movie is some of the worst crap i have ever seen i literally got a sharp pain in my head while watching this movie the cgi was awful and the story was just a waste of ink dean cain s character was mr super intuitive i can figure out anything except he can t seem to work his own helicopter correctly the biggest problem was the split screen camera work i felt like i was watching the brady bunch or something only it wasn t different people in the boxes just close ups and different views of the same thing i can only figure that the actors really needed the money because this movie wasn t worth the film it was shot on ,0
there is good there is bad and then their is the sentinel a bottom barrel political thriller that ranks among the worst movies i have ever seen the plot of a mole in the secret service is a good one but never has a movie with so much potential been so utterly butchered directed with ham handed edginess by clark johnson every actor in this film seems to be working on autopilot even the great michael douglas looks bored here i can honestly say i have never in all my life viewed another film with so many glaring plot holes the twist is predictable from square one and the character s motives are so utterly ridiculous that they inspired laughter from the audience avoid this at all costs this is a catastrophe of a movie with no redeeming value ,0
as stated by others this is a ludicrously horrible movie not a film it is not bad in a funny way just painful to try to endure don t waste your time br br erika eleniak is pretty hot but there is one scene where she is in a bathtub and you can see the wrap covering her breasts under the bubbles also she s getting fat br br the fight scenes are so bad as to be unwatchable if you know or care anything about martial arts or even decent choreography and the editing effects are abysmal br br there is no payoff it goes nowhere and sucks getting there ,0
the premise for circle of two is an intriguing one a forbidden love between a sixty year old painter ashleigh richard burton and a fifteen year old girl sarah norton tatum o neill and the question of whether such a relationship is acceptable given society s standards the problem with circle of two however is that it fails to live up to its promise director jules dassin and hedley should have put more thought into the screenplay when i watched this film i expected to learn something new about love and sexuality instead i got boring dialogue a pointless lecture on art outings where sarah seemed to have more fun away from ashleigh and a closing scene so artificial that its emotional impact was lost this script makes good actors look bad so one can imagine how the film s problems were compounded even further with the largely amateurish cast that jules dassin assembled tatum o neill was not in her element i did not believe for a second that her character sarah was in love with ashleigh her performance seemed superficial like a contestant at a beauty pageant it was as though she forced herself to be happy when the script required her to be happy and to be sad when the script asked her to be sad the only scene i liked with her in was at the very end when she said nothing at all that was probably the closest tatum s sarah norton ever came to being real but tatum was not the only one at fault richard burton s ashleigh lacked the charm the charisma and the complexity to attract even women of his own age let alone a fifteen year old the rest of the cast was also dismal even their arguing was unconvincing because they waited to take turns who does that michael wincott as the jealous ex boyfriend paul was probably the best thing in this film but his role was small to be fair to the actors dassin s direction let everyone down but it is also true that a great movie goes beyond the script kubrick s lolita did that with james mason and sue lyon konchalovsky s runaway train went beyond the script with jon voight and eric roberts playing convicts the directors of these films also knew how to use music to dramatize their films and reveal something about the characters in them in spite of its own score a combination of antonio vivaldi carl off and bernard hoffer circle of two never succeeds in doing that br br in conclusion the idea of a forbidden love story between an elder painter and a teenage girl is a good one but its execution in circle of two is terrible in many ways it is a shame that a controversial lolita type story – which most film directors for understandable reasons would prefer to avoid – did not have receive more intelligent treatment that a script which actors would have gladly rehearsed was not written that actors who were committed to their part or had the talent to make their characters real could not be found and that the director jules dassin who did so much better with films like rififi and topkapi did not have to will to put his foot down and say before we do any filming we must rethink the love story and revamp the script the only silver lining is that one day an intelligent film about an elder painter and a teenager girl falling in love may one day be made if such a film ever appears this it will be surely spark controversy debate and questions for many years to come ,0
this movie was sooo bad it wasn t even funny at all not even the sarcastic scenes were funny oh man bad so bad thumbs down spoofed karate kid teen wolf footloose dirty dancing some kind of wonderful soul man and probably another or two chris kattan at his very worst as the high school janitor who is a talented dancer who runs a dance studio in a warehouse he has a jealous girlfriend who breaks her ankle and her dance spot goes to the cute blonde newcomer who chris has eyes for i thought the acting was really bad i like laugh out loud comedies this was not one not another teen movie wasn t funny but had a lot more funny scenes than totally awesome scary movie is suuuper funny i always laugh when i watch those super enjoyable this movie not funny ,0
this is the only david zucker movie that does not spoof anything the first of its kind the funniest movie of with night at the roxbury right behind but i did not think theres something about mary was funny so that doesnt count except for the frank and beans thing he he dont listen to the critics especially roger ebert he does not know solid entertainment just look at his reviews anyway see it you wont be dissapionted,1
dumland focuses on the lives of one american family the father a violent and obscene person who loves to fart and use profanity and who has no redeeming qualities the mother who appears to be a paranoid psychotic never really says much the son an obscure annoying repetitive little fellow the animation is simple and crude but does suite the stories and the characters the episodes were originally only available from the davidlynch com website but have now been released on dvd there are episodes on the dvd and a brief synopsis follows br br the neighbor we meet the next door neighbor and find out three things about him he has a really nice shed he only has one arm and he likes to do naughty things with ducks br br the treadmill we find out that the wife has an affinity for exercise but the husband doesn t really think it s a good idea in the end the exercise treadmill is victorious br br the doctor the father has an unfortunate accident with an exposed live wire the doctor s examination is quite thorough if not unconventional but the diagnosis is you are perfectly normal but we knew that br br a friend visits after an altercation with the new clothes hoist a friend comes to visit believe it or not he has one but after we meet him we can understand why no surprises when he tells us what his hobbies are br br get the stick we meet another neighbor he has a stick stuck in his mouth although we never find out how it got there unfortunately removing the stick from his neighbor s mouth ends up being harder and more violent than expected but he is victorious in the end jesus some people can be ungrateful br br my teeth are bleeding this was my favorite episode and was also the most mind numbingly repetitive and annoying hmm what does that say about me not sure why the son s teeth started bleeding but believe me when i say it was minimal to the plot of the story which is an oxymoron as the story had no plot but did have a funny ending involving a fly br br uncle bob after meeting uncle bob and uncle bob s wife we get a distinct feeling that the dumbland gene pool is very shallow uncle bob is a sickly fellow i shan t elaborate lest i spoil it for you uncle bob s wife definitely wears the pants in his family and the father definitely ends up on the wrong side of her ample fist and spends the rest of their visit cowering in a tree in the back yard br br ants after the home gets infiltrated with ants and a misbegotten attempt to bug spray them goes awry he ends up spraying himself in the face with the bug spray and starts hallucinating the ants put on a fabulous song and dance show he goes berserk trying to kill them winds up in a full body plaster and lets just say the ants get their vengeance in the end br br as bad as these stories are there is something that kept compelling me to watch them they do give another insight into the mind of one of my favorite directors david lynch maybe they were an outlet for him to get rid of some of his violent thoughts i did actually laugh out loud at many points within the episodes many aspects are absurdly funny ,1
just after watching the first one and it is very dumb i happened to watch an episode of bones first and then the eleventh hour the th hour should be embarrassed br br it is so weak stewart introduces himself as a government scientist no mention of what kind of scientist just general sciency stuff in a program about cloning they bring a caretaker who was paid to dispose unsuccessful embryos to a church and made him kneel before the statue of jesus on the cross and ask forgiveness and as well tell them where the bad guy is so as they can move the plot on now thats science at work br br there is a dumb not good dumb bit where picard rages at a tv that advertises skin scream that makes you look younger shouting it s a lie as his randy female assistant gets groped by the local hot bobbie next door br br the end of the first episode is like a bad cartoon where the bad old lady named after pinnochios daddy in order to move the clunky plot along waves at picard from the street as she gets in a taxi picard is one floor up and he looks out a window wistfully going she got away he could like try to run down or maybe ring the cops or maybe get the number of the taxi and ring it in or maybe had anything other than i am waving and getting into a taxi now and there is nothing you can do about it until next week ending mahhahahahah br br pity it s so stupid at one point a grieving father is convinced by picard that even if a replica clone son was born it would never be his son as his son had a soul yes that s right folks the general scientist argues against cloning on the basis that every soul is unique and sure why else would you want to clone br br although the general scientist picard finds cloning a bit gooey he s all up for stem cell research and goes as far as to say that calamity will befall humanity if it isn t allowed he has a pretty strident rant about how important it is of course he doesn t mention a single example that kind of sums up the show buzz words and tawdriness ,0
i would like if they brought back surface i really enjoyed the show along with my family i felt the plot development and storyline were first rate like the other person said it seems that everything gets reduced to the lowest common denominator nothing but bland politically correct junk survives just look at the internet to see how many people were watching the show also it is not nice to leave us hanging as to what happened the all of the characters on the show this is the same thing that happened to the time travel show i think was called days but should have been called backstep did the olympics kill surface i know the writers strike killed another one of my favorite shows years ago called greatest american hero ,1
it´s a movie to see on tv and only once i mean it´s good but it´s a little too lengthy and the plot is so well known it isn´t very original but it isn´t boring the best thing of the movie are the performances natalie portman and susan sarandon are great actress and in this movie they have done a great job i give it a ,1
after watching john preform this one of a kind show i had to share it was really something to watch a grown man portray himself as a child i like the fact that with every character he became you could picture what they looked like it is more entertaining when you can understand the individual freak is what real stand up should be john is real talent ,1
oh yes i admit i have made myself guilty of the crime of seeing this piece of trash i can t say i was forced by aliens who pointed a gun at my head tied me to a chair and made it impossible for me to close my eyes and then turned this awful excuse for a movie on no i did it with free will i deliberately tortured myself let s go through the fact here folks the acting is an insult to humanity the plot if it exists is ridiculous the character development is horrendous the characters that appear in the movie are so clichéd you would br br recognize them in your average comic book the editing is sloppy and unimaginative the camera work is low key the dialogue is simply the worst in cinematic history the directing well let s say i bet it wasn t hitchcock br br then to add to these facts there was absolutely no talent involved wath so ever the director must be smoking crack now to forgive himself for inflicting this poison to the world br br bottom line passport to paris is one of the worst movies ever made permanent ,0
interferencia starts as unemployed martin sanders andres bagg hears something strange on his phone he hears a mysterious man talking to a prostitute named diana arranging to meet her soon after martin reads a local paper sees the front page story about a prostitute being murdered thinks back to what he heard martin confides in his friends laura virginia lustig aaron oliver kolker but they don t believe him then shortly after the same thing happens again the phone call the man the prostitute her death reported in the papers martin decides he has to find the killer put a stop to his killing spree but who is it br br this argentinian production that was apparently shot in just eight days why so long on a budget of about why so much was written directed by sergio esquenazi i cannot believe some of the glowing comments interferencia has on the imdb out of user ratings as i write this of them rate this pile of crap out of i am sorry but there is no way anyone should be giving a film this bad a quite literally perfect score of out of if a score for a film on imdb is fixed then this is it i honestly don t believe that if you showed interferencia to average people that well over of them would rate it as being absolutely perfect no way on earth the user comments are also amazingly positive all by imdb users who have only wrote comments for one film this the one user besides me who has actually written more than one comment gave it a rock bottom out of which sounds just about right everyone is entitled to an opinion but i would stake my life on the fact most of those positive comments are from fake accounts set up purely to big this piece of crap up where do i start how on earth can i adequately describe how bad interferencia is the plot is a mess that basically lives or dies by it s terrible twists while most twists turn a plot on it s head alters the perspective of everything that has gone before in a clever relevant way are genuine surprises here in interferencia the twists destroy the first half of the film makes it utterly pointless in a it didn t actually happen sort of way the twist is so poorly handled that it leaves you asking more questions than it answers what made martin go mad why did he imagine the phone calls why did he imagine a killer why did he imagine the newspaper headlines no explanation is given for martin s behaviour during the first hour or so of the film there s just this absurd revelation that it was all in his mind that s it that s all the exposition there is then there s a plot twist about martin s missing wife her lover before martin for reasons unexplained starts to kill his friends for no apparent reason i am sorry but interferencia is so bad it s so boring it s so badly written thought out that i honestly can t think of a positive thing to say about it sorry guy s but that s how i feel quite simply interferencia is one of the worst films i have ever seen is a complete mess both conceptually technically br br according to the imdb interferencia was hot in just eight days to be honest it doesn t feel like that at all nope it feels more like it was shot in five days the whole film is an eyesore interferencia has probably the worst nighttime shooting i have ever seen it s like no attempt was made to light the scenes it s like the makers just went into a dark room or basement or whatever just shoot the scene regardless of whether you could see anything the scenes set outside in the daytime have this horrible unnatural blue green tint to them for no apparent reason which just looks daft becomes increasingly irritating this strange tint is not repeated on indoor scenes so they are also quite jarring noticeable there s no real horror or scares in fact i would say interferencia is more of a thriller than a horror as far as gore goes there are two decapitated heads in a fridge a knife is stuck in someones mouth nothing else br br according to the imdb this had a budget of about which makes interferencia one of the lowest budgeted films ever commercially released surely some people think just because a film is low budget all reasonable viewing standards should go out of the window we should accept any old crap wrong to watch this on dvd you will still have to pay good money i personally think we have the right to expect some sort of good product if this can get released praised like it s oscar worthy then we can all release our holiday camcorder footage including embarrassing karaoke footage scenes of total blackness as we forgot to take off the lens cap win top prizes at the next cannes film festival the acting is awful although the female lead virginia lustig is actually rather sexy helps ease the pain of the final twenty odd minutes as she features a fair bit br br interferencia is an absolutely terrible film seriously i beg you don t be fooled by all the fake positive comments there is no way anyone not involved in this or have some sort of agenda is going to give it a or out of an amateurish mess that is truly horrible to sit through sorry but that s the way i see it sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind you have been warned ,0
i waited a long time to finally see what i thought was going to be a fun caper flick and was shocked to discover shoddy direction awkward dialogue a lackluster pace unmotivated slapstick gags and an overall coarseness that permeated the film throughout just not funny the sets looked cheap the costumes by the usually excellent donfeld are garish and distracting even the title song is annoying the whole children s book characters doesn t come close to representing the married couple whose life is turned upside down when he loses his job for a film that seems to aim a dart at the unfairness of welfare and unemployment systems the filmmakers have no problem in being unfair themselves allowing hispanic black and gay stereotypes played at such a cruel level the look of the film resembles any episode of love american style this is not a compliment tacky seventies fashions abound in this world of white collar theft that only lends an air of implausibility to every situation outside of a clever initial idea and two capable stars in jane fonda and george segal this dated exercise in social commentary comes off as forced and mean spirited to minorities especially to gay people if you want a better caper film you re better off with the hot rock with george segal and robert redford or what s up doc with ryan o neal and barbra streisand now that s funny ,0
lately they have been trying to hock this film late night on cable tv commercials don t believe the hype i was one of the unlucky people to see this stinker in theatres this is in my opinion the rd worst movie of all time just behind mac me worst and jack frost worst but i must admit they are all close and all terrible really nothing of this movie is funny or disturbing or anything else it claims to be so don t waste your money the only thing it is good for is giving to your worst enemy i m not lying about that someone who you would love to kill or torture would be a prime candidate for this film it is that awful if you don t believe me then you deserve to suffer through the misery of watching this which i doubt you can finish two thumbs enthusiastically down ,0
wow rarely have i felt the need to comment on movies lately but this one especially is begging for a beatdown let s start at the beginning first writer director susan montford puts kim basinger in the tired old victim role complete with the requisite abusive husband and dull suburban existence let it be said right now that almost all content in this dull movie is completely hackneyed and trite montford s pathetic attempt at symbolism involving the christmas tree with no star is laughable br br when she goes out for some christmas wrapping paper one dark and ominous night della is furious that somebody double parked their car on the busiest shopping night of the year she decides to do something about it so she leaves a nasty note on the car s windshield the next fifteen minutes of the movie are devoted to della walking around aimlessly in the shopping mall when she finally gets to her car the thugs confront her about the note a cop is killed and she runs and they catch up to her and she gets away and they chase her some more and on and on everything is completely predictable and uninvolving the thugs are not scary or menacing at all and they all get picked off one by one in all the usual ways br br this is one of those movies in which all the action depends on the characters being as stupid as you can imagine why the bad guys don t just kill her instead of waiting for her to hit them with a tire iron is beyond me and once just once in a film like this does the leader of the pack have to die last what does it matter that they are all picked off one by one when they are all equally inept much of the movie simply consists of lukas haas running around in the woods screaming della and the inclusion of joy division on the soundtrack of this wretched film is insulting br br the part that really made me run for my computer keypad was when della exhausted and hurt cries out to the heavens where are you god where indeed was god when this movie was being made i give it a only because of competent cinematography and lighting and it s not as bad as btk killer the ultimate marker for judging any terrible film cheers ,0
found this one in the video store and rented it it s one of those quirky quasi comedies that s more interesting and weird than funny it s a good one at that it reminds me a lot of being john malkovich if you enjoyed that movie you will most likely enjoy this one ,1
in this installment of the series edmund blackadder is stuck in the regency period in britain during the later portion of george iii s rule this time blackadder s prospects are much poorer as instead of royalty he s a servant to the very very thick george iv the price regent unlike the historical accounts of george iv this one is about as bright as a tomato and as a result blackadder s able to take advantage of him and scheme to his heart s content the only major difference in style between this one and earlier ones is that the series ends on a very very very different note you just have to see it to believe it other than that all the usual story elements are there and the show is hilarious the only reservation i have as always is that this show is not appropriate for the kids due to its crude language and adult situations ,1
dreamgirls despite its fistful of tony wins in an incredibly weak year on broadway has never been what one would call a jewel in the crown of stage musicals however that is not to say that in the right cinematic hands it could not be fleshed out and polished into something worthwhile on screen unfortunately what transfers to the screen is basically a slavishly faithful version of the stage hit with all of its inherent weaknesses intact first the score has never been one of the strong points of this production and the film does not change that factor there are lots of songs perhaps too many but few of them are especially memorable the closest any come to catchy tunes are the title song and one night only the much acclaimed and i am telling you that i am not going is less a great song than it is a dramatic set piece for the character of effie jennifer hudson the film is slick and technically well produced but the story and characters are surprisingly thin and lacking in any resonance there is some interest in the opening moments watching jamie foxx s svengali like manager manipulate his acts to the top but that takes a back seat in the latter portion of the film when the story conveniently tries to cast him as a villain despite his having been right from a business stand point for a good majority of the film beyonce knowles is lovely and sings her songs perfectly well but is stuck with a character who is basically all surface glitz anika noni rose as the third member of the dreamgirls trio literally has nothing to do for the entire film eddie murphy acquits himself well as a singer obviously based on james brown but the role is not especially meaty and ultimately has little impact foxx would seem ideal casting but he seems oddly withdrawn and bored the film s biggest selling point is surely former american idol contestant oscar winner jennifer hudson in the central role of effie white the temperamental singer who gets booted from the group and makes a triumphant closing act return for me effie has always been a big problem in both the show and the movie the film obviously wants you to feel sorry for her and rather ham handedly takes her side but i have never been sure that this character deserves that kind of devotion from the start effie conducts herself for the most part like an obnoxious egotistical self centered diva who is more interested in what everyone else can do for her rather than having much vested interest in the group of which she is a part when she is booted from the group for her unprofessionalism and bad attitude the charges are more than well founded but the stage show film seem to think effie should be cut unlimited slack simply because she has a great voice even though the film tries to soften some of effie s harder edges to make her more likable the charges still stand her story becomes more manipulative by suggesting she should have our further sympathy because she is an unwed mother struggling to raise her daughter using the implication that much like the talent card motherhood immediately makes any behavior excusable indeed the only big effort the film makes to show effie s mothering is to tell us about it and then include a scene where she barks at her daughter in the unemployment office insists that the girl has no father and then refuse to look for gainful employment to support them since singing is all she knows in the hands of a skillful actress the gaps could perhaps have been remedied with technique and charisma unfortunately hudson is not that actress she sings well but the dialog driven moments do not come naturally to her nor do high emotional moments effie s signature moment the aforementioned and i am telling you number is well sung by hudson but emotionally flat in the acting department effie is supposed to expressing her rage and desperation at her predicament but hudson comes off as a cabaret performer belting out a hot number all in all not quite the emotional highlight one expects the latter portion of the film is basically a predictable melange of events that maneuver foxx into hudson s earlier position and allow her to strut back in and lord it over everyone foxx s criminal offenses in the film are undoubtedly par for the course of many struggling record producers but the film s seeming implication that he has it coming because he helped usher in the disco era is rather ridiculous not to mention pretentious and condescending particularly coming from a film with all of the depth of a puddle the end result is a faithful rendition of the stage hit drained of emotion energy or anything that can be described as dynamic ,0
a group of people goes deep into the jungle for various reasons and finally find a lost city where apparently king solomon s diamonds are and a race of super gorilla s now you know you re in trouble when you put fine actors like linney and curry in one movie that stars a talking gorilla and that is just the beginning okay what else br br for an action adventure movie the film is well lacking just that the first hour of the movie they aren t even in the jungle just trying to get there with subplot after subplot something about a local military regime whatever and when they finally do it s just no fun anymore br br the effects of the movie are only so and so and really bad compared to the earlier jurassic park movie br br now the ending the father not caring for the death of his son but just interested in the diamonds uh huh only in the movies folks only in the movies br br a complete waste of talent this chricton jurassic park twister er adaptation ,0
i love this film tense with great characters the kid from sandlot is excellent as is corey feldman when the kids storm the bank it is pure adrenaline inside of the bank it becomes a bit like a lord of the flies situation where they turn on each other justin walker from clueless is wonderful i saw this on showtime while channel surfing it was a pleasant surprise james remar is also quite good here as the small town sheriff taylor nichols who i love from barcelona does a nice job too as a federal agent i recommend this film for any fan of bank robbery movies with a lot of good characters i was shocked to discover that roger corman was a producer on this since the film is not a b movie ,1
while a bit preachy on the topic of progress as the saving grace of mankind this is still a stunning film that presages the science fiction special effects blockbusters that would take another years to arrive on the silver screen it predicts the global chaos of wwii but expands on the premise by having the conflict last years and then tells the epic tale of man s struggle out from under the rubble and into the wilds of space the acting seems wooden and strangely sterile but this is perhaps a result of its contrast with the visuals which must have been utterly breathtaking at the time of the movie s release and which still impress today this is a film not to be missed by anyone at all interested in the sf genre ,1
the van trotta movie rosenstrasse is the best movie i have seen in years i am actually not really interested in films with historical background but with this she won my interest for that time br br the only annoying thing about the movie have been the scenes in new york and the impression i had of trying to be as american as possible which i think has absolutely failed br br the scenes in the back really got to my heart the german actress katja riemann completely deserved her award she is one of the most impressing actress i have ever seen in future i will watch more of her movies great luck for me that i am a native german speaking and only for a year in the us so as soon as i am back i ll buy some riemann dvds br br so to all out there who have not seen this movie yet watch it i think it would be too long to describe what it is all about yet especially all the flash backs and switches of times are hard to explain but simply watcxh it you will be zesty ,1
brides are dying at the altar and their corpses are disappearing everybody is concerned but nobody seems to be able to figure out why and how this is happening nor can they prevent it from happening bear with me bela lugosi is responsible for this as he is extracting spinal fluid from these young women to transfuse his ancient wife and keep her alive continue to bear with me finally the authorities figure out that somebody must be engineering the deaths and disappearances but of course they can t figure out the improbable motive let s just ignore the ludicrous pseudoscience and move on if you can get through the first twenty minutes of this mess you will be treated to lugosi whipping his lab assistant for disrespecting one of the brides he has murdered explaining that he finds sleeping in a coffin much more comfortable than a bed and other vague parodies of real horror films the kind with budgets and plots anyhoo a female journalist follows her nose to the culprit and remarkably the inept police are nowhere to be seen and then the fun really starts br br the cinematography and acting are ok there are a lot of well dressed very good looking people in this film the directing is fair and the script is a little better than the material deserved nevertheless this film fails to sustain the interest of all but the most hardened b film fan the best thing about it it does eventually end but not soon enough ,0
and it did it is through my experience that when a horror film reaches franchise status and subsequent titles are released thereafter they all in turn become stricken by one inevitable factor irrelevance omen iv the awakening makes no exception to this rule featuring another small child supposedly embracing their role as the anti christ foretold by a religious prophecy haven t we seen this before wasn t it enough that over the span of three films prior to this release we ve experienced the rise and fall of damien thorn if you re a horror enthusiast such as myself you ll realize that it s common for a horror movie that has many sequels and prequels to its credit to fade away into redundancy children of the corn hellraiser phantasm the list goes on at this point in the game i m sure you know what to expect when you re prepared to view the fourth title in a series regardless there are times when you sit back and realize how shameless some filmmakers are omen iv the awakening is just that too a shameless money making exercise br br this film does not offer anything new or intriguing to the omen lineup as unique and genuine as omen iv tries to be compared to its siblings the similarities and plot devices are embarrassingly alike elements like the guardian dog the involvement of a priest the skepticism of the people involved the decapitation death scene clearly a homage to the original film when the journalist is beheaded by the sheet of glass even right down to the father s involvement in politics and prestige within the community make it too predictable br br although it is common to star a b rated cast into a horror title this far into a series the acting is off the charts chock full of ridiculousness and unintentional humor due to some of the poorly delivered lines throughout this film the atmosphere has completely vanished in comparison to the first three titles in addition the epic score composed by goldsmith in the previous movies has been replaced by an auditory debacle an absolute joke and made me wonder if it was actually intended to be used for this film or just pulled from a bank of stock audio which really says something because rarely do i comment on the lousy misuse of a musical score until now br br all in all i d call omen iv the awakening a failure in the world of horror movies that carry a long list of titles behind them some manage to hit the mark and some don t if you re interested in creating another notch on your weathered horror belt such as i am for completion purposes perhaps you could carve this title into it as well if not for entertainment value then to appreciate when a film is executed properly or poorly ,0
chaplin stars in a dual role as a jewish barber who with amnesia is mistaken for the dictator adenoid hynkel i e hitler a movie made in when the war was in its dark days and was in no way won by the allies it was banned in germany by hitler and was a risk in a way for chaplin because if the war was lost he surely wouldve been sent away to be reeducated br br a funny satire with the classic scene of hitler tossing around a giant balloon of the world good fun but with a message a little preachy in the end this was the last movie with chaplin s trademark little mustache on a scale of one to ten ,1
i m also a sf buff among other genres and i especially like those films from s and s with their ideas over effects premise that produced so many intelligent and likable stories put on screen in a nutshell i completely agree with scott s review of this movie i heard of this film and being what i previously mentioned a s and s sf buff with a penchant for sf stories with touch of the twilight zone i expected a lot and my expectations were heightened with reviews ranking the effects of this movie second best to kubrick s space odyssey what a fraud journey to the far side of the sun was ordinary convoluted half baked silly looking film with laughable amateur special effects and remember i love films from that era and despise cgi and it can be fully compared more to s sf disasters such as marooned which journey very much reminded me of the idea behind it all is not that bad but building the plot on a story of a twin planet to earth on which the same world is inverted asked for a master like kubrick to direct needles to say robert parish is nothing like that so he delivered boring and silly movie that looked and felt like a matinée tv series of those days not worth wasting your time on even if you are an absolute fan of the genre ,0
this movie is tremendous for uplifting the spirits br br every time i watch it i see hear funny little things that i missed before br br the soundtrack is unbelievable mick jones foreigner and chris difford squeeze penned the songs making strange fruit the best thing that ever hit today s music scene br br unfortunately strange fruit are a strictly fictitional washed up s to s band that were never good to begin with due to drug use and inner fighting one wonders what might have been while listening to their fanatstic soundtrack br br the fruit draw inspiration from the rolling stones deep purple david bowie and the who br br each member of fruit are quite memorable stephen rea stars as down and dead broke tony costello who is asked by a festival promoter to reunite his band for a reunion tour with hopes of reaping monetary benefits costello haply approaches ex roadie karen knowles played by juliet aubrey to help him rekindle the flame of a dream long past br br juliet gathers up the bitter jimmy nail les wickes blundering timothy spall david beano baggot and extravagantly glamouresque ray simms bill nighy tumbling in is another ex roadie the hippy toker jokester hughie billy connolly who never let the flame burn out br br as juliet searches for the last member of their motley band the elusive guitarist songwriter brian lovell played by the brooding bruce robinson the reunited members squabble just like old times fighting over each others rusty talent br br the band is then given the chance to do a small dutch tour to prepare for the festival with young hendrix like luke shand hans matheson taking the place of lovell the crew hits the road the sparks fly as their memories flame forward threatening to burn their unfinished goals br br be prepared to laugh sing cheer and cry as these memorable characters etch themselves back into your hearts ,1
i too remember seeing this film as a youngster at a local small theater that presented foreign films each week it was the daring adventure of it all that stayed in my memory ever since br br especially impressionable was the scene with noel purcell as the old seaman paddy who drank too much saw or heard apparitions and died of fright in a cave i always kept track of noel s career even decades later due to my seeing him then there s also a youngish cyril cusack as the leering boatman james with designs on the lovely jean simmons shown as emmeline grown up br br would very much like to own a video of this haunting film and refresh my memory of it where do i send my request ,1
this early warner brothers talkie son of the gods deals with the racial intolerance that anglo saxon americans show towards the chinese chinese americans are treated like second class citizens and whites hold them in nothing but contempt br br prolific scenarist bradley king based her screenplay on rex beach s novel about a young impressionable chinaman sam lee richard barthelmess of only angels have wings who experiences racial prejudice first hand when the girls that his college chums bring along for a party reveal their racist sentiments about sam once they learn about his heritage sam goes to his father lee ying e alyn warren of gone with the wind who is a wealthy chinaman with offices not only in new york city but also in san francisco sam feels deeply wounded by the racial slurs and he wants to leave new york and go where he cannot be hurt by americans his patient father warns him that racism is a fact of everyday life and the only solution to racism is tolerance sam has yet to learn this lesson he refuses to take any more money from his father and catches a ship to london england peeling potatoes while he is on board br br during the trip he encounters a british playwright bathurst claude king of arrowsmith who needs some help writing a play about the chinese sam and he strike up a friendship and sam furnishes him with cultural information about asians while they are relaxing in france sam meets a beautiful young woman allana wagner constance bennett of two faced woman who falls madly in love with him it seems that allana and her wealthy father are vacationing in the same motel everybody at the motel knows about sam being a chinaman with the exception of allana sensitive about his racial heritage sam holds allana at arm s length until she convinces him that nothing could change her mind about him they fall madly in love together allana s father drops the bomb on her when he reveals that sam is a chinaman and all the memories of living in san francisco and dealing with coolies floods allana s mind she storms into the dining room at the motel and publicly flogs sam with a riding crop in front of a room filled with on lookers br br of course sam is terribly devastated by this reversal of events he thought that allana loved him but she didn t about this time sam s father lee ying falls tragically ill and ying s secretary of sorts eileen mildred van dorn of iron man sends sam a telegram about ying s illness predictably sam rushes home to new york to be at his father s side since his public humiliation sam has vowed to show no kindness to anglo saxon americans eileen is an irish catholic and probably one of his few white friends lee ying dies and sam assumes control of the business and he practices his anti white racism until he learns that he was an anglo saxon foundling that a san francisco cop on the beat gave to lee ying and his wife to bring up the cop forgot about it until two white busy bodied social worker types wanted to take sam away from the yings sam learns this revelation about the same time that allana comes to new york and falls ill during her illness she utters his name repeatedly in her sleep and her devoted father goes to see sam and requests that sam visit her in order to help her recover unbeknownst to allana sam does visit her and she improves but she has no memory of his visit merely a hazy notion eventually allana learns the truth about sam not being a chinaman and they marry and live happily ever after br br this socially conscientious warner brothers first national pictures release contends frankly and unflinchingly with the race issue for the first hour or thereabouts before the revelation that sam has no chinese blood running in his veins catches both him as well as the audience by surprise the reconciliation between allana and sam stretches credibility despite their self professed undying love for each other however in the name of a happy ending that would erase all the negativity that came before it they wind up in each other s arms br br the capitulation on the race issue with the revelation that sam isn t chinese damages some of the film s moral power incredibly son of the gods is a pre code film that almost seems prudish for example sam is an american not chinese constance bennett gives a wonderful performance as a petulant beautify and she holds your attention when she whips sam with her riding crop claude king is good as bathurst and e alyn warren is convincing as lee ying interestingly warren made a career out of portraying asian characters richard barthelmess is flawless as sam he delivers a highly nuanced performance despite its age son of the gods is a son of a good movie ,1
this documentary is as unique as it s subject and while d amato s staple was erotica the film manages to show some decent clips of the films you may remember from old time late night cinemax one problem joe did hardcore porno at times mixed with softcore erotica even mixed in his gore films the gore films are cult classics going for like a pop for a dubbed copy on the net not peanuts for year old films folks i want to see why those are cult classics also as sweet as joe seems he did seem more elegant than one might expect the dude liked to shock both caligula the untold story and emanuelle in america show us hardcore rape snuff and beastiality in both you d be suprised how far he goes in caligula ii with that one if you can track down an uncut print although these scenes may be disconforting in a documentary of a persons career hey he did it also i would have liked to see more interviews of people joe worked with maybe that s just me wanting to see what laura gemser looks like these days i still think she s a goddess and one of the sexiest women ever to grace the genre ,1
i gave this a there are so many plot twists that you can never be sure to root for total mayhem everyone gets killed or nearly so i am tired of cross hairs and changing views i cannot give the plot away convoluted and insane if i had paid to see this i would demand my money back i wish reviews were more honest ,0
debbie reynolds toe taps tangos and yes tap dances her way through this ordinary thriller which has a distinctly fabricated s atmosphere two ladies brought together when their sons commit a murder try starting their lives over by running a tap dance school for tots in hollywood trouble is one of them is plagued by neuroses can you imagine this thing years earlier with robert aldrich directing bette davis and joan crawford nahh bette never would have allowed joan so much screen time to strut her stuff and i can t imagine bette davis in the other role tap dancing her heart out this is a purely bogus piece of macabre written by a slumming henry farrell whose idea of a good shock is to stage the mass murder of a group of rabbits not an ounce of honest fun in the whole tepid package from ,0
during the whole pirates of the caribbean trilogy craze paramount pictures really dropped the ball in restoring this anthony quinn directed cecil b demille supervised movie and getting it on dvd and blu ray with all the extras included it is obvious to me that paramount pictures execs are blind as bats and ignorant of the fact that they have a really good pirate movie in their vault about a real pirate who actually lived in new orleans louisiana which would have helped make the crescent city once again famous for it s pirate connections when the execs at paramount finally get with the program and release this movie in digital format then i will be a happy camper paramount pictures it is up to you to get off your duff and get this film restored now ,1
this was a disappointing film for me it came to me via a boxed set entitled classic film noir which was a gift from someone who knows i typically enjoy films done in that style i insist that noir is a style not a genre i do not think it is a noir film at all there seems to be a tendency these days to label and market every black and white b movie made from to as noir and the label does not always fit there is a persecuted male protagonist ed cullen lee j cobb and most of the film s action takes place indoors those are just about the only noir elements that i could see there is no pervasive paranoia or any real reason why one should sympathize with ed cullen jane wyatt was overdressed and unconvincing as a femme fatale i do not want to spoil this film for potential viewers however i would be interested in hearing what other connoisseurs of film noir have to say about it ,0
terry gilliam s fantastic twisted story of a virus destroying all but a handful of people across the earth and forcing them to move underground and the man sent back in time to gather information about it is a fantastic dizzying and highly stylized film that boasts bruce willis best performance ever br br what sets monkeys apart from most time travel sci fi movies is that bruce willis character actually deals with what the psychological effects of time travel that is not knowing what reality is actual reality the place that the time traveler comes from or goes to also the film recognizes that things that have past cannot be altered and that the prevention of a cataclysmic event in this case the release of said virus cannot be stopped or changed as willis asserts it s already happened while he s in a mental hospital the major dilemma the film trudges into is not a trite overdone plot to save the world instead it s willis inner struggle to simply survive himself it s a fresh innovative concept and it works beautifully thanks to a tautly written script by peoples and gilliam s unique brand of dementia br br besides this monkey s storytelling is totally non linear and instead opts to distort and bend the way the story is told skillfully incorporating a bevy of different time sequences flashbacks dreams memories the present the past the future and even a scene that is lifted out of hitchcock s vertigo all serve to envelop the viewer into its disturbing cacophony of madness and futility br br visually gilliam is a master of desolate umbrage and shadow rivalling tim burton in his strikingly despondent scenery and imagery with cold wide and immersing cinematography gilliam plunges into the colorless surroundings and darkness of his characters the scenes are often bathed in a strangely antiseptic dead white and help serve as a contrast to the often veering on madness characters br br performance wise brad pitt steals most scenes filling them with a patented loony off the wall performance that deservedly garnered him an oscar nomination as mentioned bruce willis gives the best performance of his career not reverting to his heroic cliches and cardboard hero and instead portraying cole as a simple poignant tragic everyman equally good is madeline stowe as willis psychologist she holds her own injecting her character with both wild energy and strength as she collapses under the weight of what she comes to believe is a false religion br br gilliam s expert overwhelming and complex handling of what could have been a routine action sci fi film makes monkeys a compelling vision of a nightmarish futuristic landscape its rich well thought out intricate storyline along with bravura performances from the entire cast and its brooding bleak cinematography make it a masterpiece of madness ranking in my top of all time monkeys is a darkly lavish spectacle of a film brimming with brilliance br br out of ,1
this wonderful part bbc production is one of the sweetest love stories that i have seen in a while the actresses display a very high level of talent especially rachael stirling as nan astley she is funny seductive and cute the love making scenes and the close up kisses are very erotic regardless of one s sexual preference br br the characters are well defined and very believable i guess this is a by product of a good adaptation from a well written novel br br a truly remarkable well paced drama that picks up speed quickly after a couple of boring but necessary scenes in the beginning br br my vote ,1
actually i m still in doubt if there s anything about this movie i like as for the story unrealistic and very exaggerated the acting was too bad in my opinion not very likely that antonie kamerling will get a rutger hauer status some folks will expect it anyway first let him work on his english pronunciation if you watch the trip to paris of these actors dvd extra you will most likely want to trow up advice to beau dorens stop your acting career you ll never get there to the main actors grow up please being generous i d give it out of br br ,0
my family and i have viewed this movie often over the years it is clean wholesome heartbreaking and heartwarming showing us the compassion between two families of two countries thousands of miles apart and by the most uncanny of coincidences it s almost as if the hand of god had to be intervening br br yo jodelle micah ferland who plays desi the heart stricken little girl does a magnificent job of acting her part and for me she was the priam choice for the lead role br br all in all a out of there are no downsides to this sweet human story children of all ages will tearfully then joyfully watch this and it will bring the viewing family together with smiles and good feelings ,1
in this excellent twentieth century fox film noir the metropolis is a labyrinth of despair in which scavengers and predators survive by living off one another brooding cityscapes lower over puny humanity in bleak expressionist symbolism br br a prostitute has her purse snatched on the subway it contains a microfilm and a communist spy ring will go to any lengths to recover it two parallel investigations unfold as both spies and cops hunt down the precious information br br anti hero pickpocket skip mccoy is played with scornful assurance by richard widmark he knows the cops to be his moral equals and intellectual inferiors so he taunts them go on he says to captain dan tiger murvyn vye drum up a charge throw me in you ve done it before in this pitiless world the cops are just one more gang on the streets just as candy the hooker bribes lightning louie to get a lead so the police are busy paying stool pigeons for information br br it is hard to believe that when widmark made this film he was already in early middle age the year old star coming to the end of his contract with fox plays the upstart skip mccoy with the irreverent brashness of a teenager today it may not be acceptable for the romantic lead to punch his love interest into unconsciousness then revive her by sloshing beer in her face but by the mores of the period it signified toughness and candy after all is a fallen woman br br jean peters is radiant as candy here right in the middle of her five year burst of b movie fame she is beautiful and engaging as the whore with the golden heart she is the story s victim a martyr to her beauty as much as anything else she means well but is constantly being manipulated by cynical men joey skip and the cops br br the real star of this movie is new york haunting urban panoramas and snidering subway stations offer a claustrophobic evocation of the city as a living malevolent force like maggots in a rotting cheese human figures scurry through the city s byways elevators subway turnstiles sidewalks even a dumb waiter act as conduits for the flow of corrupt humanity people cling to any niche that affords safety moe has her grimy rented room skip his tenebrous shack on the hudson river as the characters move and interact they are framed by bridge architecture or lattices of girders or are divided by hanging winch tackle the personality of the city is constantly imposing itself the angles and crossbeams of the wharf timbers are an echo of the gridiron street plan and the card index cabinets in the squadroom mimic the manhattan skyline when joey s exit from the subway is barred it is as if the steel sinews of the city are ensnaring him br br a surprising proportion of this film is shot in extreme close up character drives the plot as it should and the close ups are used to augment character when skip interrogates candy the close up captures the sexual energy between them belying the hostility of skip s words jean peters beauty is painted in light in exquisite soft focus close ups the device is also employed to heighten the tension the opening sequence the purse snatch contains no dialogue the drama relies entirely on close up for its powerful effect br br snoopers and snoopers upon snoopers populate the film moe thelma ritter makes a living as an informant and her place in the hierarchy is accepted even by her victims when skip observes she s gotta eat he is chanting a recurring refrain just as straight new yorkers peddle lamb chops or lumber the underworld traffics in the commodity of information br br and yet even the stool pigeons are superior to joey and his communist friends joey s feet on moe s bed symbolise a transgression of the most basic moral code joey is beyond the pale moe will not trade with joey even to preserve her life even in our crummy business you gotta draw the line somewhere br br pick up was made in the depths of the cold war richard nixon had just been chosen as the republican vice presidential candidate having made his name with his phoney alger hiss expose bogus communist microfilm and all the mccarthy show trials were a daily reality we see the cops in the movie inveigh against the traitors who gave stalin the a bomb br br new york can be seen as a giant receptacle in which human offal cheats squeals and murders containers form a leitmotif throughout the film moe carries her trade mark box of ties and candy s purse container of the microfilm is the engine of the plot skip keeps his only possessions in a submerged crate symbolising his secretive street wisdom the paupers coffins moving down the hudson on a barge are containers of just one more cargo being shifted around the pitiless metropolis br br the film is a masterpiece of composition candy is shown above the skulking skip on the rickety gangway of the shack signifying her moral ascendancy when the gun is placed on the table the extreme perspective makes it look bigger than candy violence is beginning to dwarf compassion the lovers are eclipsed by the shadow of a stevedore s hook reminding us that their love is neither pure nor absolute but contingent upon the whims of the sinister city enyard the communist is a shadow on a wall or a disembodied puff of cigarette smoke he is like the lone alley cat amongst the garbage a predatory phantom of the night camera shots from under taxi hoods inside newspaper kiosks and through the bars of hospital beds constantly reinforce in us the awareness that we are all trapped in the metropolis we are civilisation s mulch ,1
if you have seen very less films this might be a big one for you if you have seen lot of films this is a joke the acting of real heroes is portrayed very badly not to mention there are songs there are lot of flashbacks and most importantly the fighting scenes are stupidily performed new characters good direction would have done a better job but since it contains all the bollywood heros heroines you can predict whats going to happen next you do not feel sad when something happens the emotions they protray is terrible mainly because we have seen this actor in other hindi movies it suppose to be a realistic movie but it fails to show there are times you wondering you have thousands of army vehical filled with soldiers moving and the pakistanis are bombing at them and none of their bomb hits them are the pakis really bad at aiming or the director made them look stupid there were only a few characters acting that was very good but as far it is concerned with plot action it is poorly directed this movie could have been short if they took out songs flashbacks stick to the point ,0
simply awful slasher molded from the i know what you did last summer type of fodder has beautiful wealthy college students spending spring break in a florida condo being murdered one by one a misfire in every category imaginable from properly built suspense to the executed death sequences nothing is handled properly and the characters leave little more than caricatures you root to see decimated as quick as possible del tenney the curse of the living corpse i eat your skin of all people executive produced co wrote and stars as a priest in a pivotal role whose relationship to the killer i guess means something to why he s psychotic the revelation of the killer is awkwardly handled and ineffective probably not surprising a soul who watches it there are a lot of attempted jump scares with one character popping out to frighten their friend which couldn t even manufacture a few cheap thrills because they are so calculated in such a tepid way most of the attacks occur off screen with bleeding throat cuts or pools representing the only real display of violence the protracted finale where the killer goes on and on with the actor desperately trying to make his villain as diabolical and demented as possible is embarrassing and tense less there s not one single positive to derive from this clichéd and dull exercise with the pretty cast making little effort to rise past their one dimensional roles and for pity sake they could ve at least allowed us to see joey lawrence get decapitated or something for withstanding the misery of sitting through this junk heap for agonizing minutes br br dorie barton as the heroine final girl beth morgan who the killer seems to be obsessed with couldn t be more vacuous and uninteresting oh she was in rehab and takes pills for her nightmares such intriguing exposition chad allen cast against type as a very intimidating friend of the group who happens to disappear from the film first setting up the idea that he s the first victim has a tough hill to climb with his role so steep he eventually stumbles rolling uncontrollably with no end in sight jeff conaway needing some cash i guess has the beleaguered fbi agent role whose daughter s murder motivates him to seek out the killer leading him to florida jack mcgee has his usual a hole role as a smart mouth florida police chief who is often nose to nose with conaway s agent br br oh the answer to the title s question not really because once you get the answer you will wonder why you bothered with this anyway ,0
a time to kill is based on john grisham s first novel the one he wrote before he was famous and the one that didn t skyrocket him to fame that would be accomplished by the firm that s why this movie didn t get made until much later after grisham was off churning out meaningless books with the movie dollar signs fresh in his head unlike most of those this book was actually about something it had meat it had weight and it had heart br br but it also had a fatal flaw and this fatal flaw gets translated into the movie namely a time to kill sets you up br br here we have a black man jackson on trial for the murder of two white men who brutally raped and tortured his year old daughter we have an underdog lawyer mcconaughey battling the big bad system to save his client and oh by the way the whole thing is set against the backdrop of racism in mississippi complete with hooded kkk men burning crosses br br in other words we re supposed to sympathize with carl lee hailey we re supposed to believe that a father who loves his daughter is justified in killing the men who raped her we re supposed to feel the injustice of a system where a racist all white jury could judge a black man who was just trying to avenge a brutal crime we re supposed feel like we re standing alongside the people chanting free carl lee br br but the racism issue is a smokescreen and the whole thing is contrived carl lee hailey was a vigilante yes there were mitigating circumstances for what he did but the fact remains that he wasn t innocent this would have been true no matter what his skin colour or the skin colour of the assailants of his daughter the judge the jury or anyone else br br and what s so heavy handed about this film is that it paints anyone who believes carl lee should have been convicted is a racist the message seems to be that if you believe that the law shouldn t be taken into people s own hands then you might as well be burning crosses on a lawn somewhere wearing a hood br br this isn t the first time a heavy dose of sentimentalism is inserted into a story like this and it won t be the last as a movie a time to kill stays pretty faithful to the book and the acting isn t half bad but it played the hand it had been dealt really even a good cast can t elevate bad source material ,0
the influences of other science fiction and thriller movies and stories are evident throughout this film the movies that come to mind immediately are alien aliens and starship troopers the story itself is fairly straightforward and not all that original hibernated traveling through space crash landing on planet with no apparent life and a deserted geological expedition except when the lights go out forcing different types of people to work together toward their mutual survival while the body count mounts this kind of movie always tends to be fun as long as it s done well i believe that pitch black was done well the characters are interesting and you want to find out more about them the longer the movie goes on and i think people will be surprised by who does and doesn t make it br br vin diesel plays riddick the stereotypical convicted criminal who has a murderous past physically prowess high tolerance for pain and conveniently can see in the dark you know he is going to end up doing the right thing at some point in the movie because it s hinted throughout the movie that he actually may have a conscience about things br br cole house plays the drug addicted bounty hunter who s probably in many ways a real bad guy compared to riddick as his character reveals itself throughout the movie it is most likely that he is most courageous when the odds and firepower are in his favor a very self serving character that in the end gets what he deserves br br radha mitchell plays the co pilot on the doomed vessel who is jolted out of deep sleep because the ship ran through a meteor swarm or the tail end of a comment finding the pilot dead in his sleeping chamber she attempts to land the ship which leads to our discovery of that s character s potentially fatal flaw fear of responsibility accountability and being a leader her character in the short span of the story probably grows the most in that she actually grows some conviction takes charge and doesn t sit around waiting to be gobbled up by night stalking aliens she in some strange way connects with the ever distant human side of riddick who in turn in the end respects her for her choices and her sticking with them br br the story in some cases plays out as you would expect it but i think you ll be mildly surprised by which characters survive this harrowing experience this movie is an entertaining train wreck in progress to watch go watch it br br ,1
though i m not the biggest fan of wirework based martial arts films when a film goes straight for fantasy rather than fighting i get a lot more fun out of it and this film is one of the best in terms of fantastical plotting and crazy flying shenanigans ching siu tung has crafted here an enchanting treat with fine performance and much ethereal beauty the great tragic leslie cheung plays a tax collector hero who stays the night in a haunted temple and gets involved with a stunning fox spirit and a wacky taoist cheungs performance is filled with naive but dignified charm and wu ma is pleasingly off the wall as the taoist monk who shows off some swordplay and even gets a musical number perhaps best off all is joey wang as the fox spirit truly a delight to behold with every movement and gesture entrancingly seductive the film takes in elements of fantasy horror comedy and romance all stirred together into a constantly entertaining package ching siu tung directing and handling the choreography gives some neat wirework thrills and fills the film with mists shadows and eerily enthralling benighted forest colours giving every forest scene a wonderfully bewitching atmosphere also notable are the elaborate hair stylings and gorgeous flowing garments of the female characters with if i m not mistaken joey wang sporting hair done up like fox ears at times a marvellous touch though the film features relatively little action and some perhaps ill advised cheesy pop songs at times this is a beautiful piece of entertainment with swell characters and plotting even the odd neat character arc a near constant supply of visual treats and copious dreamy atmosphere an ethereal treasure highly recommended ,1
it s proof that movie makers and their financiers treating their audience with contempt isn t a new phenomena as it was done as early as the s and house of dracula is a great example you d think having a film with dracula the wolf man and frankenstein s monster the producer would dictate to the screenwriter to have all three appear in a scene they had a chance with house of frankenstein then when they had a second bite of the cherry they blew it again with house of dracula to lose one chance is a misfortune to lose two smacks of cynical money making br br it s obvious the producers are beyond caring larry talbot turns up again even though he was shown to die in the previous film which sums up the cynicism of the franchise it also shows what a poor screenplay it is and we re mistreated to some awful plot turns like talbot s condition being cured by a special type of plant which will soften his skull i m thinking screenwriter edward t lowe might have had his skull softened if this is the type of stuff he comes up with br br director erie c kenton can t improve on the script and throws in a few spanners of his own for example talbot is startled to see dr edelmann snatch a lift on a cart but nonchalantly watches edelmann climb a wall and jump in to the château courtyard one can t help thinking talbot s reaction shots were mistakenly switched round at the editing stage br br lon chaney jnr is famous for his roles in horror movies but didn t have much of a career outside them perhaps that s down to the fact he s not a good actor and here he commits the worst type of acting being very wooden it s not entirely his fault though because all the characters spout rather awful dialogue and are all rather wooden due in part to kenton s lackluster directing br br house of dracula feels a million miles away from james whale film and its sequel from and would have been a very sad note to end on but ironically universal decided to make one more movie to wrap up their franchise with a horror comedy starring abbot and costello,0
this film is one of the best memories i have from childhood having always loved tigers my mum took me to see it br br it is absolutely amazing its is one of those films that leaves a lasting impression on you the image of tigers running through the snow with it all spraying around is still in my head some yrs on not many films have managed that as other comments have said photography is stunning a must see i have also been looking for the film for some time with no luck at all checking amazon every now and then reveals nothing not even listed if anyone does know of a source please contact me or post here tim,1
i wanted to see this movie because i am a very huge abbott and costello fan and when i saw it i liked it br br this movie is funny not hysterical but funny i mean i laughed at a lot of the funny parts and i just plain enjoyed it br br though it is not of the best of the perfect straight man and the perfect buffoon you should see this if you really love abbott and costello br br out of all of the abbott and costello movies that i have seen i can t say i ve seen one that i hated this is decent funny and entertaining abbott and costello at least made some pretty decent movies in their later years br br all in all i liked this movie it is not one of their best ones but i liked it br br ,1
this paramount version ripoff of oklahoma annie get your gun calamity jane isn t all that unusual or innovative the marketing and intro comments may be there to salvage what is really a pretty bad movie musical western shot on a soundstage and like a live tv show i don t find the use of the background cyclorama lit in various scenes with yellow or pink or red or all that innovative as noted it looks more to me like a movie that was produced on a tv budget all soundstage with minimal sets backed by the lighted cycs compare to new faces of the actors come off reasonably well though and this style was much better realized when paramount shot li l abner in of couorse this movie suggests the often repeated question what were they thinking ,0
okay we ve got extreme verhoeven violence although not as extreme as other verhoeven flicks we ve got plenty of sex and nudity but something is missing oh yes it s missing the intelligence that paul verhoeven is known for in his sci fi movies i admire the way verhoeven introduces the characters and how they have a sense of humor but unlike most verhoeven films the movie itself doesn t have enough humor for it to fall into the comedy genre the acting overall was above average compared to most slasher films br br what makes hollow man a good movie is not the story not the cast or characters but the amazing special effects work that would otherwise make a film like this impossible the crew has truly made an invisible man without the use of things like a floating hat suspended on piano wires and other practical effects effects done on set the most stunning effects scenes are not seen while kevin bacon is invisible they are when kevin bacon is becoming invisible and visible br br the problem is that this invisible man story deserves to be more imaginitive here it takes place at a lab for the most part i would have enjoyed seeing the invisible kevin bacon robbing a bank and getting away with it or let s say steal something from people s purses or something like that but what is shown is decent enough to make hollow man an entertaining movie grade b,1
val kilmer and dylan mcdermott are terrific i have seen kilmer on the doors however his interpretation of john holmes is superb nothing compared to boogie nights which was kind of slow wonderland is a movie which is able to show you a horrible crime story from the perspective from a guy who is just indulged in his drug vice and indolent of what ever happens around at the same time the john holmes character shows a very clever hustler who is able to pass through the nastiest and ugliest situations almost unharmed the movie deserves being watched more than once the seventies ambiance sensual and full of drugs is amazing ,1
i found this movie boring monotonous and quite uninteresting with a hurried shallow upbeat ending that didn t ring true to the overall story following these characters through a weekend of awful events unfriendly attitudes and bad news just isn t my idea of a watchable interesting movie and i got very tired of its one note theme and couldn t wait for it to end in fact i almost stopped about halfway through the whole movie just seemed pointless and wandering and the characters were for the most part depressing and unpleasant though the acting was good a small movie with small ambitions and small appeal sorry but it just didn t make it with me and i love good small films this one just didn t jell though i kept watching it hoping and trusting that it would i was disappointed especially after two local reviewers put it on their year s best list i d strongly recommend watching the house of sand instead now there s a good small film ,0
 spoiler alert br br soooo arnie s really a good guy but after an incident with some fighting in a helicopter and some disobeying of orders he s sent to jail or rather some sort of work camp he escapes but after a short while he s caught once again this time ends up in a freakish reality show in which he s supposed to run for a while from a bunch of tough guys with different themes and eventually die but we all know arnie and we all know that he s tougher than even the toughest of tough guys br br i really wanted to like this movie being an arnie fan and all however the running man contains too many flaws that really annoy the crap out of me e g the reconstruction of arnie s fight inside the helicopter where the shocked audience is showed a short summary of the incident complete with different camera angles this means that the military helicopter in which arnie flew was equipped with almost cameras filming the crew members one of which inside the eye of one of the crew members arnie beats br br there are other flaws also and the plot which in theory seems to be very interesting and innovative works for a while then it sort of creates a pool of stupidness and unrealism in which it drowns br br the acting can t really be said to be anything better than sub par with arnie in the leading role doing an average arnie performance the rest of the cast get by without being especially good or bad br br the special effects are ok without being impressive br br rating ,0
the plot a trucker kristofferson battles a corrupt sheriff borgnine by getting his fellow truckers to band together and form an unstoppable convoy that stretches for miles and soon creates a national media frenzy br br the negative the film s setup is weak and the ending even weaker it has all the good ole boy trucker clichés without adding anything new in the process it ends up making smokey and the bandit look brilliant and inspired kristofferson is much too laid back for a leading man role and cannot carry the picture borgnine s character is portrayed awkwardly at the start he is made to look like a real jerk of a sheriff who overacts to a minor contrivance that starts the whole thing rolling then at the end he is made out to be a little more sympathetic and even secretly siding with kristofferson which doesn t work at all in either case jackie gleason is a much better actor for this type of role the worst part about the movie though is director peckinpah s attempts to throw in a serious message into this silly action flick that does nothing but slow it down and bomb in the process br br the positive the only good scene in the whole film is the fight sequence inside the truck stop restaurant director peckinpah puts a funny spin to his trademark slow motion violence and the result is amusing unfortunately he starts putting all the action into slow motion during the rest of the picture until it eventually becomes tiring mcgraw is always a pleasure to look at but unfortunately she is given very little to say or do br br the lowdown if you ve read the synopsis than you have essentially seen the movie the song that this movie is based on is pretty good but the movie adds nothing to it and should never have been made this is all very uninspired stuff for such a maverick director br br the rating out of ,0
i like this film for several reasons i have a soft spot for films about intricately plotted criminal plots like topkapi i also enjoy films like topkapi and big deal on madonna street that spoof the the genre one of the best ones is disorganized crime br br corbin bernsen has met four cons over the years and he decides they can all be useful in a bank robbery he is planning in a small montana town but he hasn t given any details on the crime to the fellows nor do they really know each other at all shortly after he sends for them bernsen is arrested by two new jersey policemen ed o neill and daniel roebuck whom he escaped from before and have a warrant to bring him back while he is in their custody the four cons fred gwynne lou diamond philips ruben blades and will russ show up without a clue about why they are there except that bernsen was planning something br br the first twenty minutes of the film deal with the four cons slowly getting used to each other with gwynne and philips managing to push away their own suspicions to figure out they have to trust each other at the same time we see bernsen patiently waiting for the right moment to escape from o neill and roebuck again not too difficult as they are not the brightest bulbs who ever existed the result are two sets of plots that will keep juxtaposing against each other throughout the film the four cons trying to figure out what bernsen s scheme was and how to put it into operation and bernsen trying to maintain his own freedom from his pursuers and regain his cabin and hopefully find his gang there for him to take command of there is also a third smaller plot involving the growing annoyance and anger of local sheriff hoyt axton against the idiots from new jersey who keep getting into his hair br br there are many delightful moments in the film such as axton egged on by o neil and roebuck into surrounding a house in the town that bernsen is supposed to be hiding inside of and yelling through a megaphone come out we have you surrounded only to have the scene switch to a huge montana plain that bernsen is struggling and stumbling through miles from where the police think he is at that moment there are moments of misadventures by our four cons who fortunately put the oldest gwynne into leadership position this does not always guarantee anything at one point their car won t start and they have to thumb a ride by truck unfortunately it is a truck carrying manure br br the conclusion with the gang successfully carrying out the robbery including disabling all the police cars at the critical time philips specialty is cars is also a gem of timing suspense and comic results the film is very entertaining and certainly worth watching ,1
one can always tell if i m enjoying a movie by the number of times i cross my legs switch positions make slight rustling noises etc etc the lesser the better i moved so many times throughout this movie that i succeeded in knocking over my friends giant tub of popcorn and getting a huge thigh strengthening workout br br sobieski a young actress who at some points in a soldier s daughter never cries gave some promise for her thespian talents played poorly in a poorly written part depressing fact number one number two chris klein was in it depressing fact number three chris klein had lines number four chris klein played a valedictorian woah dummies from rich families unite even worse he actually tries to act but only succeeds in sounding like a mentally disabled overactor in an increasingly sappy independent version of a cecille b demille film go back to humping your american pies br br this movie was terrible in almost every sense save josh hartnett s mildly endearing performance as leelee s stiffed boyfriend jasper luckily he refrains from trying to have too many moments unlike all the other characters of course this is why he s much better than the rest and he actually shows some mettle here if you like josh or are thinking of casting a kid who knows a few things he s your man br br hartnett is a sharp actor but the rest need no further lambasting br br out of for poor hartnett in this terrible film br br ,0
ugly heartless hollywood crap that expects nothing but ugliness and heartlessness from its audience the scenes without spacey reveal how truly awful the film really is but the scenes with spacey are just so entertaining that you hang on in there right to the end yes he could play this part in his sleep but he does it so well he s such a joy to watch so believable and marvellously monstrous enjoy it for his performance but don t expect anything else from this movie if you want to see a great film about the evils of modern hollywood check out robert altman s the player this sad little potboiler is not remotely in the same league ,0
this is probably my least favorite episode i lived in cape girardeau for quite some time i can tell you there is no ocean or shrimp boats fresh crab or scallops anywhere near missouri cape girardeau is the only inland cape it s on the mississippi river it looked like the license plates were from mississippi which may explain why there was so much racial tension missouri and mississippi are completely different states that don t touch one another there are many roads in and out of town and none of them are route or route this whole inaccuracy was very distracting also cassie did not seem like someone who would want to hang around dean if she was well educated i did not buy them as a couple and didn t enjoy the lengthy love scene jo was more dean s style ,0
if it s action and adventure you want in a movie then you d be best advised to look elsewhere on the other hand if it s a lazy day and you want a good movie to go along with that mood check out the straight story br br richard farnsworth puts on a compelling performance as the gentle and gentlemanly alvin straight in this true story of alvin s journey on a riding mower across three states to see his estranged brother who has had a stroke br br farnsworth is perfect in this role as he travels his long and winding road making friends of strangers and doling out lots of grandfatherly type advice about family along the way the story moves along as slowly as the riding mower but somehow manages to keep the viewer watching waiting for the next life lesson alvin s going to offer br br stretch out on the couch relax and enjoy it s the only way to watch this very good movie which rates a in my book ,1
i m not one of those folks who bemoans everytime a film based on an old tv show comes out rather i usually run out and see it if i had watched the show and try to get nostalgic but if anyone feels like running down films based on old shows this is exhibit a so you can actually say something more than just mchale s navy mod squad is dreary tiring and lethargic at least the original series was angst riddled long before anyone knew teens could be so glum making it groundbreaking this is just tedious claire danes is nice to look at but does nothing else but mood swing and sneak around spying on the baddies giovanni ribisi s acting extent in this flick is that droopy the dog look for an hour and forty five minutes and omar epps looks like he wants to flee the set but the script s chlostraphobia has trapped him sure the production is nice with the now seemingly obligitory rave nightclub opening action sequence and shootouts galore oh and the kids yell and get mad at each other and their superiors a lot too it s kind of like deciding to use the scooby doo mystery machine to go on a family vacation to hollywood with your teenage kids who you and your spouse know need heavy therapy and prescription drugs i really wanted to like this movie and there were promising moments but the next scene would suck the life out of it you can knock another spelling remake charlie s angels all you want but at least that film knew it wanted to have fun with itself the mod squad makes you wonder where the inspiration from the original series went ,0
okay first of all i got this movie as a christmas present so it was free first this movie was meant to be in stereoscopic d it is for the most part but whenever the main character is in her car the movie falls flat to d what it s not that hard to film in a car second the story isn t very good there are a lot of things wrong with it br br third why are they showing all of the deaths in the beginning of the film it made the movie suck whenever some was going to get killed watch it for a good laugh but don t waste your time buying it just download it or something for cheap ,1
first of all this is one of the worst soft core straight to cable erotic thriller i ve ever seen in my life of course like all erotic thrillers are want to do it s about a brothel madam and is set in a brothel this of course makes the softcore simulated sex that pops up every other minutes seem in context whatever br br forget for one moment that this was never meant to win any awards the actors are terrible and their line reading made me cringe the woman who plays the female cop is so bad it s beyond description she must be a really really good friend of the guys who put up the movie for this terrible adventure if you know what i mean br br the production values are only slightly higher than porn other than that i suppose if you re really drunk and you need something to laugh at this would be a perfect film and if that s the case i recommend fast forwarding to all the scenes with the female cop what s that accent brooklyn hilarious ,0
when i first heard about this movie i noticed it was one of the most controversial films of the s i noticed the music was by elton john so i figured i had nothing to loose so i got it what a surprise the movie was awesome it was true love is all about the characters paul and michelle had no luxuries no money and sometimes no food yet they were still happy i recommended this film to all my friends but they all critized my tastes and even called me names becuase the movie featured two minors naked i think that only made the movie more realistic the cinematography was great and it only come to show the great abilities of director lewis gilbert,1
petter mattei s love in the time of money is a visually stunning film to watch mr mattei offers us a vivid portrait about human relations this is a movie that seems to be telling us what money power and success do to people in the different situations we encounter br br this being a variation on the arthur schnitzler s play about the same theme the director transfers the action to the present time new york where all these different characters meet and connect each one is connected in one way or another to the next person but no one seems to know the previous point of contact stylishly the film has a sophisticated luxurious look we are taken to see how these people live and the world they live in their own habitat br br the only thing one gets out of all these souls in the picture is the different stages of loneliness each one inhabits a big city is not exactly the best place in which human relations find sincere fulfillment as one discerns is the case with most of the people we encounter br br the acting is good under mr mattei s direction steve buscemi rosario dawson carol kane michael imperioli adrian grenier and the rest of the talented cast make these characters come alive br br we wish mr mattei good luck and await anxiously for his next work ,1
the van is a feelgood movie about a guy who tries to lure girls into his new van in order to seduce them the only thing this movie doesn t fail at is precisely depicting the van fad in the us in the late s it looks like it was totally made by amateurs it s trash but i loved it i have to admit i am a fan of s trash hope this one makes it to the imdb bottom br br ,0
the only reason i didn t delete this movie after min is because we already wasted minutes on it br br the only and i repeat the only effect that they used is a weird kapoera from india jump on a half meter wall trash cans i mean effects doesn t make a movie but sheesh me and my friend hoped the entire movie for some real effect a huge wolf something but noooooooooooooooo all we got is a jump on a meter wall they used pharmacy s and they found guns in the pharmacy i mean what the hell oh i forgot there was another effect contact lances as green eyes every min we shouted the only thing that can save the movie from the disgrace is a giant wolf who kills them all besides that the script was so awful that you don t know who you would like to die first you actually pray and i mean pray that the good guy will die hopefully in the beginning br br make yourself a favour and send letters to delete the movie from every archives in the world ,0
i always liked listening to buddy holly and felt a real loss when he was killed at a young age in an airplane crash he wasn t in the old rock n roll class of let s say chuck berry or jerry lee lewis but he wasn t far behind who knows how big his legacy would have been had he sang for decades almost every single he put out was a hit br br so i was very pleasantly surprised how good a job gary busey did at playing him and at imitating his singing voice he did buddy proud as were the actors don stroud and charles martin smith who played holly s backup group the crickets br br music wise there are some of holly s better known songs in the beginning of the film and its really good with a strong finish at the end as holly and the boys are shown in iowa in their last concert ever busey not only sings like holly he s a dead ringer for him in the looks department some thing was the actor s best performance ever and you get no argument from me br br i m also glad they ended the film on an upbeat note with that iowa concert instead of dwelling on his tragic accident the ending could have been a real downer but they didn t let it be ,1
i can t believe that none of the official reviews for this movie warn people that it contains two quite upsetting sexual assault scenes it s as though our culture accepts this kind of behavior as simply sexual but not violent my biggest problem with the movie is that it doesn t seem to condemn these assaults as in the woman who is repeatedly assaulted and pressured never holds the men accountable for their actions and neither does anyone else one man is stopped from completing the assault when someone throws a dagger at him but he is reprimanded only with you cannot force a woman to love you rather than you should never force a woman sexually you jerk from a woman s point of view the movie is a let down it sort of throws a bone to women in letting them be both skilled fighters and leaders but the movie is much more defined by the romance which is characterized by the notion that human sexuality must involve an imbalance of power with men dominating the woman they love this amazing martial arts fighter doesn t use any of her fighting skills to try to fend off her attackers she never even makes them apologize rather she seems apologetic overall a depressing and upsetting movie with some great cinematography and some cool fight scenes but not as good as hero by a long shot ,0
watch the version as personally annoying i find charles boyer s voice he s more of a match to pay cosmopolitan depressed rudolf i mean omar sharif tries but no too cute and vibrant catherine denueve sp besides being too old looks nothing like marie nothing she looks too sophisticated to even think of dying for love of this man in such a fashion br br the only actor in the entire movie who conveys the role they re playing is ava gardner whose appearance as empress elisabeth on the screen is fittingly brief and look up pictures of the empress there s more than a passing resemblance as historically empress elisabeth wasn t involved that much in rudolf s life ,0
this movie is rated a classic on sentiment not on any quality of movie making it moves from the unlikely to the unbelievable from the unrealistic to the ludicrous br br the unbelievable plot revolves around an attempt by two british soldiers and a hindu gofer to rescue a third soldier who has been captured by insurgent indians in the later scene we see a full regiment with drum and bagpipes marching into an ambush in the british army a sergeant does not order up a rescue attempt and if you get past that he does not attempt it with only one other soldier and an indian servant when there is a full regiment on hand the indian insurgents are so incredibly inept it is laughable there are hundreds of them but they can t hold their prisoner or kill the two rescuers of course not at one point we see the british soldiers throwing blocks of stone down from the battlements at the insurgents who are scattered around the mountainside in ambush one would have to have an eggplant for a brain to think this would do any damage after cary grant as the rescued prisoner is shot he lies on the floor looking around at the water boy hardly the actions of someone who has been shot in the back the water boy bravely blows a bugle which comes from nowhere to sound the alarm this he does by standing up high on a wall so he can be seen and shot by the bad guys and we shed a tear as he keeps trying to sound more notes as he is repeatedly shot and the bugle call breaks up into feeble squawks instead of blowing the bugle while hiding behind cover as anybody with half a brain would do this scene has deservedly been parodied in comedy sketches if they wanted to make a buster keaton comedy they should have hired keaton and done it better ,0
myself and sisters watched all series of tenko and agree this is by far one of the bbc better series the whole cast were very convincing in the parts they portrayed and although the rd series was somewhat slower it was compelling viewing and my evenings wont be the same without it no doubt we will be watching it again as it is a series which i would never get sick of watching excellent viewing and full marks to the bbc for such a brilliant series and the casting first rate in all departments and would recommend this series to anyone although some age limits must be considered because of some adult material so grateful to the bbc for releasing this series on dvd and video ,1
my wife and i rented this movie because some people had drawn parallels between it and office space blockbuster and imdb even had it as an also recommended selection if you liked office space br br now i ve seen office space probably or times i love it it s probably one of my favorite movies witty humorous and featuring characters that remind me of people i ve worked with over the years haiku tunnel is similar to office space in that they are both films that s where the similarity ends we sat through probably the first minutes of ht giving it the benefit of the doubt hoping nay praying that it would get better it didn t we couldn t take it any more and stopped the tape thank god it was a free rental i d have been p ed if we d actually paid for it we should be reimbursed for having to sit through it now since we didn t see the end perhaps it miraculously comes together and redeems itself i doubt it br br haiku tunnel is so bad it s hard to believe it ever got produced the movie is so unfunny it s painful just mail the friggin letters already the premise is asinine the jokes are awful we got as far as the printer doesn t work scene and had to stop we couldn t take it anymore this film is an embarrasment for josh kornbluth br br if you are a fan of office space don t waste your time with this turd ,0
 children of wax also shown as killing grounds is an interesting mixture of genres some might think the purity of the genre can be only for good but to me the eclectic symbioses is very entertaining it is also in it s story the mixture of thriller and the popular action as well as the combination of the historic masterpiece and the ethnic plea for tolerance this film is built with the starry presence of my favorite actor the perfect armand assante but it is also marked by the acting of a shooting star – hal ozan we have recently seen him in the tv series on hbo called sex children of wax is entertainment for the audience but the same time it has an everlasting moral for the ethnic tolerance this is a wise way to seminate welfare discussion on the contemporary troubles of our days can be made with attractive means in this is very positive side of the film children of wax ,1
like steven seagal i also am a big van damme fan and have followed most of his movies since the start of his acting career br br in this flick van damme assumes the role of jack robideaux whom is a cop that just moved to new mexico from new orleans to work as part of the border patrol haunted by memories of his past it is up to jack to put an end to a group of ex navy seals from smuggling illegal drugs into the u s that killed his daughter br br overall i found this film to be very good van damme is in very good shape for years old and can really move the action scenes are very intense and the movie even throws a couple of plot twists in to keep you guessing unfortunately van damme does not have the same intensity as he did say years ago regardless the shepherd border control is the rd straight solid film that van damme has made possibly opening the door for a larger project br br i definitely recommend this movie to a van damme fan or fan of action movies in general the shepherd border control is a great movie not as good as until death but better than the hard corps be sure to give this one a try you will not be disappointed ,1
i was very surprised to learn that goldie hawn won an oscar for this film she seemed very lifeless and completely schooled by the year old bergman in the scenes where they are side by side if it had been written today i think that bergman and the young man ivan would have wound up together ingrid is so much hotter than goldie and the two self absorbed characters played by matthau and hawn would be left out in the cold but it was written at the end of s and feels like plaza suite or barefoot in the park however matthau s one liners hawn s innocence and bergman s classy performance make this quite pleasant to watch ,1
werner herzog again explores the psyche of a man in little dieter we meet an effervescent brilliant man who survived the war in bavaria seeing starvation and strange sights moved to the u s and fulfilled his dream of being a flier war food death survival hoarding planes heads coming off how one american is born herzog again sees madness as plane of existence and the surreal blends with the poignant as herzog himself narratives this psychic travelogue of a german becoming an american who flies prop planes in a late th century war where the culmination of technology pilgrimage and eating out of garbage cans with spoons is melded with constant optimism into a man redefined into american as always with herzog we are faced with florid madness brilliance and what is man in the face of his own excesses societal and personal we laugh and cringe and are amazed at this man where else for this man but america ,1
so much for judge and jury which lives up to its nonsense title what good is there the lighting is terribly foggy another horror movie you ask well that s perfectly explainable david keith actually does pretty good at disguising clowns chefs and other shenanigans while being the killer who escaped death row but overall despite some new twists it s reasonably stupid unapix has been putting out some ludicrous productions recently and this one only means so much we the jury find this film guilty for its indecent exposure to many of us sitting around believing it s a total waste of our time ,0
in the teenager martha moxley maggie grace moves to the high class area of belle haven greenwich connecticut on the mischief night eve of halloween she was murdered in the backyard of her house and her murder remained unsolved twenty two years later the writer mark fuhrman christopher meloni who is a former la detective that has fallen in disgrace for perjury in o j simpson trial and moved to idaho decides to investigate the case with his partner stephen weeks andrew mitchell with the purpose of writing a book the locals squirm and do not welcome them but with the support of the retired detective steve carroll robert forster that was in charge of the investigation in the s they discover the criminal and a net of power and money to cover the murder br br murder in greenwich is a good tv movie with the true story of a murder of a fifteen years old girl that was committed by a wealthy teenager whose mother was a kennedy the powerful and rich family used their influence to cover the murder for more than twenty years however a snoopy detective and convicted perjurer in disgrace was able to disclose how the hideous crime was committed the screenplay shows the investigation of mark and the last days of martha in parallel but there is a lack of the emotion in the dramatization my vote is seven br br title brazil not available,1
basic structure of a story beginning middle end br br sometimes this structure is played with and we get memento or irreversible and the story plays backwards sometimes it s just not linear a la pulp fiction regardless they all have a beginning middle and end br br this is the first film i have ever seen that doesn t have an end br br beginning girl s best friend is expelled br br middle girl needs to cope without best friend br br end non existent br br not that having an end would ve saved this film but at least it would have been complete br br it s an exercise in apathy we get a party mix of characters and they all turn out to be duds boring vain vapid and pallid imitations of people br br and here s the action within this film nothing happens nothing at all happens mischa barton tries to talk with a plummy english accent dominique swain whines a lot and brad renfro receives a blow job from some old guy end of movie br br by the time the credits rolled i had a horrible feeling that many prisoners must feel periods of time those precious minutes of our life have just been wasted br br the only passable point and that is a very emphatic only is brad renfro he acts well lacey chabert i tend to like but no luck here due to good work in other films i will forgive mischa barton this travesty but i hope all cast members were slapped in the face for their involvement br br please i implore you avoid don t fool yourself into thinking i ll make up my own mind my sister told me to never see this and i ignored her wanting to make up my own mind that was a bad decision br br i have never hated a film there are many i don t like but i have never hated a film until i saw this ,0
i love the thackeray novel on which this film is based and while this modern version of becky sharp s story is a b film the casting of loy in her first top billed role is rather fascinating br br before loy became mgm s reigning good girl in scores of genteel and comic roles she was an actress vanity fair was loy s follow up film to emma in which she played a snotty and greedy daughter who almost destroys the loyal housekeeper marie dressler br br loy s becky is much nastier than miriam hopkins version years later in becky sharp loy s becky is very much a pre code film character with her plunging necklines and amoral ways it s the type of character that jean harlow or clara bow could easily have played but becky here is still supposed to be of the genteel set that s what makes her fallen character so tragic br br in counterpoint to loy s grasping becky is the goody goody amelia barbara kent who is just not an interesting character mary forbes is icily good as mrs sedley most of the other actors in this version are pretty blah conway tearle as rawdon walter byron as osborne anthony bushell as dobbin others are nearly dickensian is their quirkiness billy bevan as joseph lionel belmore as crawley montagu love as the marquis lilyan irene as polly the maid elspeth dudgeon as the housekeeper br br loy is front and center throughout while the ending is rather shocking she has several excellent scenes such as the gambling scene in the casino where she tries to steal another woman s winning roulette bet the more loy s becky descends morally the more beautiful she gets until she is finally caught bottom line here is that this is a very solid performance by loy in a film that should be seen ,1
christopher guest need not worry his supreme hold on the mockumentary sub genre is not in trouble of being upstaged in the least especially not by this extremely unfunny jab at rpg gamers the jokes are beyond lame not enough substance to last the typical length of a particularly rancid snl skit much less the atrocious minutes i waisted watching this drivel the great william katt greatest american hero house deserves much much better one thing and one thing alone makes the fact that i saw this worth it in my mind and that s posting about it on here so hopefully just hopefully i ll save someone such a bad experience br br my grade d br br dvd extras audio commentaries interviews with various cast members deleted scenes theatrical trailer br br dvd rom extras wallpapers br br easter egg highlight the eye in the picture on the main menu for a short scene,0
the second alternate gundam universe tale g gundam being the first gundam wing is yet another different view into the gundam verse the familiar elements are found but gundam wing is actually different then its counterparts the biggest being the gundams are nothing more than terrorists combating one lone organization in truth the series doesn t really become a show about war until episode but in truth the real conflict the eve wars don t happen until the later episodes br br the greatest positives of this series are it s characters all the main characters are fleshed out throughout the episode run and you can really sympathize with each of the roles their put in another great plus is the fantastic character and mecha design of the series the designs put some of it s other gundam counterparts to shame br br one of the biggest criticism of this series is how many die hard uc fans claim rip off of the original uc saga why gundam wing gets this rap when the more apparent uc clone of gundam seed is out there is beyond me true there are many moments lifted but their told in new ways and there are distinct differences as well br br take for example the usual comparison of zechs merquise and uc icon char aznable throughout the series zechs is more the outcast in the alliance and in ways oz as well while the red comet was shining symbol of zeon another big difference is the fact zechs loses a lot soldiers under his command hence the other nickname he s given in the early episodes killer of his own men char isn t given this label br br the problems with this series isn t the philosophy mumbo jumbo but two problems the first is the reused animation footage of the gundams attacks sure it s fun seeing heavy arms attack tanks ms and planes the first time but on it s fourth re use scenes like this do get old br br the second problem is that the entire series is supposed to take place during an entire year if you really think about all the events springing in the series a lot happens in just one lone year br br but i guess you can easily dismiss this fact when ignoring the intro s first lines every so often as it ranks this is probably the best of the alternate universe gundam tales and a great introduction into the gundam world after all this was the very first gundam anime to air in the us television ,1
hello all for what it s worth i m in a doctoral program on indonesian politics and returned this semester after about a year s fieldwork most of it in jakarta br br i m a big movie fan generally so i went out as often as i could and bought tons of local vcds while i was there this one i saw in the theater since it opened while i was there and thankfully closed soon after br br who was the intended audience for this film the spoiled wives and daughters of the indonesian super elite whose antics are weakly and ineffectively parodied the vast majority of indonesians who could never afford even a single dish let alone a full meal in the film s central restaurant location or gay indonesian males whose dilemma in the country s muslim dominated society is reduced to absurdly simplistic how to respect yourself preaching br br if all this wasn t bad enough the soundtrack was either recorded or mixed so ineptly that even native speaking indonesians couldn t hear many of the lines br br in brief if you re looking for a cutting edge gay themed film from a region of the world that seems among the least likely to produce such an animal forget it westler from the early s or my beautiful laundrette from the same era succeed far better in putting a happier face on dealing with homophobia and do so by showing not telling through incessant wordy scenes br br overall an unfortunate waste of money in a country that still can t educate all of its children nor keep them healthy ,0
since this show was changed from tss the screen savers to aots attack of the show it has gone down hill tss with yoshi and kevin rose alex etc made the show awesome then they got fired from tss for an unknown reason when the show switched to aots it became less about computers and more about gaming and magazines it also promoted bands that nobody had heard of or cared about finally i couldn t watch it anymore once kevin rose left he kept it interesting but he went off to do his own thing which is good kevin rose now has several online pod casts and shows etc on the rev network check it out rev com i think you can get to it by going to www systm org if you want a real tech show rather than aots then go watch kevin roses shows or listen to the twit podcast br br j ,0
i saw this movie way back when it premiered br br it was based on the notion that autistic children could communicate with typed out messages with someone else merely aiding them and guiding their hands br br then suddenly these children many of whom weren t even observing the keyboard or the screen when the messages were being typed out they could be looking up at the ceiling in some instances but their moderators were eyes glued on the keyboard began typing messages of abuse from their parents and other persons sending parents and child welfare agencies in a proberbial tizzy left and right br br this whole thing was proved a fallacy when a third person presented a folder opened it to the child and said type the picture you see then as the presenter turned the folder to the moderator a fold would fall down revealing another different picture br br so while the child may have seen a dog the moderator saw something like a boat br br every time every bloomin time the name of the picture typed was what the moderator had observed never what the child was shown br br so who was doing the typing never the child br br this movie further took a disastrous turn with as the australia poster stated the person who molested the child in the movie was in the situation trying to help the child br br had melissa gilbert never put her son in that place he wouldn t have been molested is what the movie says he was better off under her supervision br br if i turn my kid over to your organization for aid and he gets molested instead do you think i m going to be keen to listen to anything you have to say after that not likely i think it is a safe bet that all of these accusatory messages that these kids were typing out that this movie was based on they never accused someone within their operation as took place here br br unfortunately i do recall that the movie gave a very good performance from gilbert as the mother of an autistic but other than that the movie really didn t do much br br the worst by far was the child typing at the end to patty duke and we hear the mechanical voice read back what he typed we won this child was molested if you cut my leg off and i take you to court and you are found guilty of damaging me assault whatever then that is legal justice but it doesn t bring my leg back br br at best in my condition i will view it as a hollow victory br br whatever chance this child had at what is perceived as normalcy with the autism alone is further damaged by the molestation br br a normal child has enough to contend with from such an experience br br it s utterly superficial to think that you must look upon any situation and go we won if that person is found guilty in court br br just a bad handling of a situation and circumstances all the way around here ,0
i can t believe that steven segal s career has hit so low that he has been reduced to making th rate films with th rate secondary actors i watched this moving expecting to see him beet the crap out of some people the way he usually does when he is reduced to using a single judo chop between the shoulder blades to take out an opponent and the guy falls like a ton of bricks something is wrong br br the plot is unbelievable as a movie and even if you excuse the visuals and had read this story as a novel you d be left wondering why you had even picked up the book br br steven segal goes through the motions and seems as if he is only doing this because he is under obligation he shows no effort and no enthusiasm and in some scenes he doesn t show up at all br br i hate to repeat other peoples comments but the use of stock footage for cut scenes and for visuals of the aircrafts in flight is pathetic the condition of those scenes chopped in is shaky and scenes themselves seemed to have deteriorated over time the zappruder film showing president john f kennedy being assassinated is steadier and cleaner br br my honest opinion is to tell you not to waste your time seeing this movie it is not up to the standards of his work in the glimmer man or exit wounds i read one review that said the movie had a million dollar budget segal being paid of that and that the movie still came in under budget i must concur br br it is no wonder that this is a direct to dvd movie as no conscientious theatre owner would play this movie ,0
 saratoga trunk is a film starring ingrid bergman and gary cooper it s based on a book by the great edna ferber subconsciously she may have had gone with the wind on the brain parts of the story reminded me of gwtw br br set in the s clio dulaine is an illegitimate child who returns from new orleans from france with a mulatto servant flora robson and a dwarf servant cupidon jerry austin she has given herself a countess title and claims to be a widow her mother killed her father by accident and his family shunned her clio takes over the old homestead with the idea of embarrassing her half sister and the wife of her father which she does by calling great attention to herself her plan is to marry someone very wealthy who can give her the security and respectability she craves then she spots clint maroon cooper a texas gambler and falls for him the two have a volatile relationship and he doesn t have any money so she can t marry him so he leaves for saratoga springs eventually the dulaine family has enough and their attorney gives her to get out of town she does she goes to saratoga springs and goes after the owner of the railroad bart von steed but clint is always around br br bergman is beautiful in dark hair and wearing the period costumes and cooper is drop dead gorgeous with that incredible watt smile of his how she could resist him is beyond me and the love scenes whoa what chemistry the supporting cast is excellent robson and cupidon creating interesting characters and florence bates giving an excellent performance as a socially prominent woman who takes clio under her wing knowing she s a big fake br br the film runs a little long and some of the acting may seem old fashioned today but it s an absorbing story filled with atmosphere and vivid performances the ending won t come as any surprise it s a fun journey though ,1
seldom seen since theatrical release in myra breckinridge has become a byword for cinematic debacles of legendary proportions now at last on dvd in an unexpectedly handsome package it is as unlikely to win wide audiences today as it was when first released br br gore vidal s bestseller was a darkly satirical statement most filmmakers felt that the novel s story structure and overall tone would not translate to film and industry insiders were surprised when th century fox not only acquired the rights but also hired vidal to adapt his novel to the screen but studio executives soon had cold feet vidal s adaptations were repeatedly rejected and novice writer director michael sarne was brought in to bring the film to the screen br br studio executives hoped that sarne would tap into the youth market they saw as a target for the film but sarne proved even more out of synch with the material than the executives themselves rewrite upon rewrite followed the cast sensing disaster became increasingly combative in her dvd commentary star raquel welch says that she seldom had any idea of what myra s motives were from scene to scene or even within any single scene itself and that each person involved seemed to be making an entirely different film in the accompanying back story documentary rex reed says that myra breckinridge was a film made by a bunch of people who hid in their dressing rooms while waiting for their lawyers to return their calls br br the accuracy of these comments are demonstrated by the film itself the basics of vidal s story are there but not only has the story been shorn of all broader implications it seems to have no point in and of itself everything runs off in multiple directions nothing connects and numerous scenes undercut whatever logic previous scenes might have had and while director sarne repeatedly states in his commentary that he wanted to make the film as pure farce the only laughs generated are accidental br br chief among these accidents is mae west it is true that west is unexpectedly well preserved in appearance and that she had lost none of her way with a one liner but there is no getting around the fact that she is in her seventies and her conviction that she is the still the sexiest trick in shoe leather is extremely unsettling to say the least but worse really is the fact that west is outside her era her efforts to translate herself into a hip and happening persona results in one of the most embarrassing self caricatures ever seen on film br br the remaining cast is largely wasted raquel welch a significantly underestimated actress plays the title role of myra very much like a barbie doll on steroids non actor rex reed is unexpectedly effective in the role of myron but the entire role is essentially without point only john huston and cameo players john carradine jim backus william hopper and andy devine emerge relatively unscathed yes it really is the debacle everyone involved in the film feared it would be fast when it should be slow slow when it should be fast relentlessly unfunny from start to finish it is true that director sarne does have the occasional inspired idea as in his use of film clips of everyone from shirley temple to judy garland to create counterpoint to the action but by and large whenever sarne was presented with a choice of how to do something he seems to have made the wrong one br br the how and why of that is made clear in sarne s audio commentary sarne did not like the novel or for that matter the subject matter in general he did not want to write the screenplay but he needed the money he emphatically did not want to direct the film but he need the money he makes it very clear that he disliked author gore vidal and rex reed at one point he flatly states that reed is not a nice person and to this day he considers that vidal and reed worked in tandem to sabotage the film because he refused to play into their homosexual agenda which when you come right down to it seems to have been their desire that sarne actually film vidal s novel rather than his own weirdly imagined take off on it br br although he spends a fair amount of commentary time stating that the film is widely liked by the gay community sarne never quite seems to understand that the appeal of the film for a gay audience arises from his ridiculously inaccurate depiction of homosexual people when taken in tandem with the film itself sarne emerges as more than a little homophobic and quite frankly the single worst choice of writers and directors that could have been made for this project br br in addition to the sarne and welch commentaries and the making of documentary the dvd release includes several trailers and two versions of the film a theatrical release version and a restored version the only difference between the two is that the final scene in the restored version has been printed to black and white the edits made before the film went into general release have not been restored but the documentary details what they were the widescreen transfers of both are remarkably good and the sound is quite fine but to end where i began this is indeed a film that will most interest film historians movie buffs and cult movie fans i give it three out of five stars for their sake alone but everyone else should pass it by br br gary f taylor aka gft amazon reviewer,0
i like ghost stories good ghost stories of bumps in the night voices that cannot be explained now i ve see many of them as special efx have a ever more grip on todays films some times to find a real gem you gotta turn the clock back to the time when the writers and directors really had to use their heads to create really good ghost stories now this one very rare pilot episode for the tv series ghost story called the new house was one of the most scariest films i ever saw it was on once in i was only but nothing since then even compared to it with all the remake going on in hollywood some one should do this one as is with no more special efx than the original this episode was down right creepy as hell i m lucky to find it finally on dvd today and very rare and hard to find the only other ghost stories to even come close was the original the haunting and george c scott in the changling wish someone would do more ghost stories like these ,1
much to her adult children s chagrin nearly immediately after elizabeth s dame judy dench husband s death the widowed attic tenor saxophone player becomes bent upon openly returning to her musical hobby now that george is dead elizabeth no longer has to practice playing sax in the attic as she grows more pleased with playing in the open elizabeth takes a stroll along memory lane remembering when she was a year old member of a jazz swing band the blonde bombshells supposedly an all girl wwii group of talented jazz swing musicians one of the blonde bombshells band members was a womanizing cross dressing drummer patrick ian holm with whom elizabeth remained friends br br both patrick elizabeth s year old grand daughter joanna millie findlay press elizabeth to round up the former band members take up performing together again this time as a bunch of sexagenarians among the band members she finds are the still foxy bass playing madeleine leslie caron dinah olympia dukakis a trumpet playing alcoholic out spoken money grubbing divorcée widow living off of wealth from her many ex marriages in a craigievar scottish castle gwen real life us star jazz singer clio laine having at the lead vocal annie june whitfield as the salvation army trombone player betty the late piano player joan sims who s located training the ivory keys in a hastings pub br br as elizabeth patrick joanna scout the world for members of the s band try to convince them to resume performing together elizabeth is oft times beside herself as she learns more than she wants to know about their adult lives including her own while having a blast playing terrific music with the last of the living blonde bombshells br br amusing nostalgic historical sentimental multi generational entertainment that is seriously fun the actors deliver wonderful performances regardless of their ages they are still bombshell entertainers who put on quite a show the dvd is now out worth owning because of the bonus features dolby digital sound surely as a fan of any of these terrific actors the vhs is a collector s item ,1
i have always been a fan of the show so i ll admit that i am biased when the show s run ended i felt like too many questions remained unanswered this movie to me felt like closure to see all the people i d followed over the past few years together at last was most rewarding i have heard that this is probably the only homicide movie that we can expect if that is so this is the appropriate way to go out this movie is sometimes poignant sometimes upsetting but always satisfying if you are or ever have been a fan of the show watch this movie ,1
if you value your freedom br br i first got seriously interested in the branch davidian debacle after reading an article in uk journal the fortean times wanting to learn more i rented this documentary and after watching it i was stunned at what i saw this film peaked my interest in the subject and i have read several books on the subject since then this film is a must see for people who only know the facts as reported in the so called mainstream media the baldfaced lies double talk and contradictory statements made by officials and politicians shown in this film will make you think twice about calling people who question the governments actions in this fiasco nuts loonies and kooks br br whats scary is that i know some people who consider themselves open minded intellectuals and freedom loving liberals who are still convinced that the government did the right thing at waco and refuse to watch this film or read any of the books on the subject they continue to insist its not worth their time because its all propaganda from gun loving clinton hating religious fanatic right wing anarchist nuts one publication from an organization comprised of many so called great minds that claims to be dedicated to promoting reason common sense and rationalism condemned the film claiming it would poison peoples minds and strongly suggested this film should be suppressed they even hinted the davidians had it coming i won t mention its name since i m a coward if you are one of those reading this of course you probably would not be reading this anyway i can only say its a shame you won t open your mind ,1
victor nunez imbues this unsentimental tale of a young woman s emotional journey with a sense of poetry seldom seen in cinema by poetry i mean the sense in which the literary and the cinematic come into play there is something very literary about the film almost as if a novel has been adapted page by page to screen in this sense the film achieves depths many cannot but it is also rather slow at other times undercutting the depths it once achieved in favor of ennui the film s star ashley judd has not yet made a better film than her debut here she fits the role of lead ruby like a glove almost as if she didn t have to act she has true movie star presence in the film and hasn t really managed to convey the same allure in her later films although she was impressive in normal life ,1
i ve seen the movie lost horizons and read many of the reviews for this movie i agree the move had many opportunities for improvement but unlike all those who are looking for the perfect movie with the perfect songs and the best acting i was looking for something a bit different and this movie gave it to me i watched this movie not as a critic but as a person looking for a little hope a little cheer a bit of a release from my everyday life and this is what i got you can be critical of the acting the singing and dialog but that t not what i look for when i go to a movie i look for a little release from my daily life a little time where i can sit back and imagine a better life where people love another and help another it s a shame we can t we enjoy a movie for what it tells us and quit picking it apart like an english teacher reading a fifth grade essay this may be very simplistic but really wouldn t it be nice ,1
of the three titles from jess franco to find their way onto the official dpp video nasty list devil hunter bloody moon and women behind bars this is perhaps the least deserving of notoriety being a dreadfully dull jungle clunker enlivened only very slightly by a little inept gore a gratuitous rape scene and loads of nudity br br gorgeous blonde ursula buchfellner plays movie star laura crawford who is abducted by a gang of ruthless kidnappers and taken to a remote tropical island inhabited by a savage tribe who worship the devil god that lurks in the jungle a big naked bulging eyed native who likes to eat the hearts of nubile female sacrifices br br employed by laura s agent to deliver a million ransom brave mercenary peter weston al cliver and his vietnam vet pilot pal travel to the island but encounter trouble when the bad guys attempt a double cross during the confusion laura escapes into the jungle but runs straight into the arms of the island s natives who offer her up to their god br br franco directs in his usual torpid style and loads this laughable effort with his usual dreadful trademarks crap gore murky cinematography rapid zooms numerous crotch shots out of focus imagery awful sound effects and ham fisted editing the result is a dire mess that is a real struggle to sit through from start to finish it took me a couple of sittings to finish the thing and even the sight of the luscious buchfellner in all of her natural glory ain t enough to make me revisit this film in a hurry ,0
this is one of the most brilliant movies that i have seen in recent times goes way above even any international movie of any repute i am really surprised why this has not received the recognition it deserved sonali kulkarni winning the national award is perhaps the only consoling fact renuka daftardar simply amazes as she speaks volumes through her eyes there are a few scenes that stand out when gauri comes back from the city on krishna s wedding she and krishna meet for the first time in many years krishna notices a change in gauri but not a single line of dialogue is said the entire gamut of emotions is conveyed through subtle mannerisms and the eyes there s another towards the end when krishna pleads to abhay kulkarni to marry gauri instead if you are not moved by that scene you don t have a heart br br watch this movie for sheer movie making brilliance and acting capabilities ,1
this movie is unworthy of the omen title it is so bad that it has actually damaged the classic nature of the first three it never should have been made they ought to change the title br br they don t even spell damien thorn s name correctly and there are no daggers the most important element of all the omen films pull it from the shelves and burn it ,0
i personally thought the movie was pretty good very good acting by tadanobu asano of ichi the killer fame i really can t say much about the story but there were parts that confused me a little too much and overall i thought the movie was just too lengthy other than that however the movie contained superb acting great fighting and a lot of the locations were beautifully shot great effects and a lot of sword play another solid effort by tadanobu asano in my opinion well i really can t say anymore about the movie but if you re only outlook on asian cinema is crouching tiger hidden dragon or house of flying daggers i would suggest you trying to rent it but if you re a die hard asian cinema fan i would say this has to be in your collection very good japanese film ,1
someone should teach the people who made this movie that there is a difference between presenting multiple twists and screwing the audience over they even use hypnosis as a tool to cover up the plot holes whenever they can t find their way into or out of a scene they just say she is regressing to her past now or she s snapping out of it now and they think that explains everything this movie is a dishonest cheat and in the last minutes becomes a full blown fiasco ,0
this movie is actually so poor in its desperate attempts at being feel good and casual it really made me embarrassed watching it i can t imagine how the inner circle of norwegian celebs and press must have felt trying to pretend to like it at the star packed premiere its great media reviews is a sickening example of how ridiculously small and inbred the norwegian media scene is had a foreign film of this quality reached the silver screen it would have gotten the rain of rotten tomatoes it truly deserves br br the combination of literally amateur actors home made style visual effects awkward dialogue painfully idle attempts at working class humour and the overly cozy and meaningless plot really makes this a movie of rock bottom quality stay away ,0
i first saw blood of the samurai at its premiere during the hawaii international film festival wow blood just blew us away with its sheer verve gore vitality gore excitement gore utter campiness and even more gore and all in such great fun especially for those of you who enjoy all those japanese chambara samurai and ninja films you definitely have to see blood ,1
ok as far as the versions of this movie there were people involved in the making john korty and bill couterie george was just the producer he really didn t have any kind of say so in the film just helped with money the adult version was made possible by bill couterie john korty didn t like or approve this version as it was done behind his back thanks to ladd films going under they didn t advertise this movie and threw all their advertising cash for the right stuff hoping it would pull them through and it didn t so this movie never really had a chance when twice made it to cable hbo they showed the reels with bill s version and john threatened to sue if it was shown anymore did you notice how the adult version wasn t on for very long showtime got the clean version the version on the videotape and laser disc is the version approved by john who holds more power than bill it s a pity really as the adult version is actually better and does make more sense but it s very doubtful that it will ever be released in that version onto dvd or any other format short of bootleg sorry to disappoint everyone i know all this info as i used to be the president of the twice upon a time fan club still have numerous items from the movie used to own a letter boxed version of the adult version but it was stolen only have a partial hbo copy of it now stars to the adult version to the clean version any other questions just ask ,1
it might not be the best movie of but it was a just a movie to excite and to think about the sentinel is a good political thriller movie which seems similar to or even borrows some elements from other political thriller movies such as in the line of fire and the manchurian candidate the basic plot of this movie is similar to other movies like this a plot to kill the president of the united states michael douglas stars as secret service agent pete garrison who spearheads the operation only to find out later that he has been framed kiefer sutherland co stars as a sort of rival by the name of david breckinridge and eva longoria as jill marin who is a rookie agent going under the guidance of agent breckinridge and academy award winner kim basinger as first lady sarah ballentine one improvement for this movie could have been more action as it is by some sources considered just as much an action film as is a thriller film but a good thing about this movie is instead of just an assassination plot to kill the us president it also concerns a mole traitor in the secret service who is leading the president in the wrong direction ,1
the great yul brynner who won an oscar and who has starred blockbusters such as the ten commandments among lots of others ended his remarkable career with cheap backlot movies such as this one sartana and such regretable indeed one should take pity on seeing him making his very best to make this idiotic thing stand gone were the days when he was surrounded by steve mcqueen james coburn charles bronson eli wallach in the magnificent seven and walked around under the famous elmer bernstein soundtrack it s difficult to make a living out of being an actor sometimes ,0
i read somewhere that when kay francis refused to take a cut in pay warner bros retaliated by casting her in inferior projects for the remainder of her contract br br she decided to take the money but her career suffered accordingly br br that might explain what she was doing in comet over broadway though it doesn t explain why donald crisp and ian hunter are in it too ludicrous is the word that others have used for the plot of this film and that s right on target the murder trial her seedy vaudeville career her success in london her final scene with her daughter no part logically leads to the next part br br also the sets and costumes looked like b movie stuff and her hair turner is showing lots and lots of her movies this month watch any other one and you ll be doing yourself a favor ,0
i just want to add my two cents worth and forgive me if i am repeating something that has already been posted but i feel it is worth reminding people of the everlovin genius of damon runyon without the wonderfully street hilarious writings of damon runyon this film would never have been made nor most of the other great classics that deal with gamblers the like from before damon runyon worked as a newspaper man and he was from colorado but he sure did get the street scene of the east coast if you are not a dedicated fan of old hollywood comedies i would recommend a few other flicks from damon runyon s writings the lemondrop kid and little miss marker both feature bob hope who aside from his politics has always been a funny man as a west coast liberal i find his politics fairly funny too damon runyon lives ,1
che part one was a fascinating experiment which did not only tell a very interesting story but it also tried to do something different with the biopic genre che part two is the excellent culmination of this experiment br br this movie offers all of the same attributes from the first one from the extraordinary performances specially from benicio del toro to steven soderbergh s brilliant direction without forgetting its intention of breaking with the conventional rules from the biopics that is what i admire from soderbergh s experiments they always try to do something different and unusual and they succeed most of the times br br the final message from this film is perfect and it includes everything we have been told about che guervara s life the only fail i found on che part two is that a few parts felt a bit irrelevant br br in summary i give che part two a very enthusiastic recommendation because as the first one it is a brave and fascinating experiment which challenges the spectator and leaves us thinking ,1
my one line summary should explain it all but i ll have a go at it br br from the get go this movie seemed like an overdone soap opera and that s about all i can comment on there were a few interesting scenes such as the big one that hit during the middle of the movie but wait what s that the earthquake gasp wait a minute that s dante s peak well parts of it butchered and slapped in i can t believe how poorly this movie was done borrowing scenes from other much better films one wonders what director thought that viewers are dumb enough to believe large wooded mountain esque backdrops exist in downtown la ala dante s peak br br my advise forget the bond wanna be nash in this film and go for the real thing again someone from dante s peak coincidentally br br ,0
back in i caught this thing i can t even call it a movie on cable i was in college and i was with a high school friend whose hormones were raging out of control i figured out early on that this was hopeless stupid script a bunch of old guys hiring some young guys to show them how to score with women bad acting with one exception and pathetic jokes the plentiful female nudity here kept my friend happy for a while but even he was bored after minutes in remember this was a high school boy this was back before nudity was so easy to get to by the internet and such we kept watching hoping for something interesting or funny but that never happened the funniest thing about this was the original ad campaign in which the studio admitted this film was crap one poster had a fictional review that said this is the best movie i ve seen this afternoon only grant cramer in the lead showed any talent and has actually gone on to a career in the business no budget and boring t a skip it ,0
when i finally got around to seeing this film recently it turned out to be exactly what it looked like to me at first glance yet another hollywood cg live action rehash of an established cartoon franchise nothing special or memorable whatsoever designed in every way possible to appeal to very young children and very immature adults making heavy use of comedic devices such as farts poo eating and the size of theodore s butt br br this film would bother me a lot less if it weren t such an obvious step down for the chipmunks even their characters i found were changed for the worse for this movie while in the past each one of them had a very distinct personality here they all behaved like immature smart alecky children with add constantly bouncing erratically off the walls it especially bothered me to see simon portrayed in this way he s supposed to be the smart serious nerd who acts as the straight man to alvin s crazy antics but here he s pretty much a carbon copy of alvin one joke in the film even implies that simon only thinks he s smart but really isn t and honestly if i had never heard of the chipmunks before seeing this film i would have agreed br br in my opinion this film is just another obvious cash grab and i m more than a little sorry it was even made the fact that it s a kid s movie doesn t excuse its flaws to excuse a stupid movie that degrades a classic franchise just because it s for children is insulting to children and any kid would deserve something more intelligent than this film ,0
i watched this over the christmas period i don t know why but it reminds me of christmas so i watched it so there we are br br arthur is a film i watch all the way through with a big dumb smile on my face and its a mixture of special performances great jolly music and a script crackling with wit and charm that causes it br br dudley moore makes a character that could well be hated very easily spoiled rich lazy drunk who feels sorry for himself but turns him into someone you love liza minelli is great as linda morolla a queens waitress who manages to pull off the tough soft on the inside lady arthur nearly gives up his world for john gielgud gets all the juicy lines and polishes them off with relish br br i can watch arthur again and again and it always makes me feel good check it out if you need a lift its a lovely film ,1
brothers with psychokinetic powers yes really duel not just for debra winger s affections but really over a secret from their childhood that left them at odds over their powers br br there are surreal touches the fire brigade that act like a singing greek chorus but there is also humour and romance the soundtrack is great similar to the way american werewolf in london used every great wolf song they could get but with fire and i don t think i ll ever forget dennis quaid mmmmm dennis quaid setting his own trailer a rockin to she s a lady priceless br br best line missing from the quotes section btw once you ve had a clown you never go back br br i love this movie i ordered the dvd from the us and if the comments written by the kind of people who d be happier with legally blond don t put you off give it a try ,1
sweet young nurse charlotte beale a charming performance by ravishing redhead knockout rosie holotik goes to work at a remote rural asylum run by dr geraldine s masters the excellent annabelle weenick among the motley assortment of colorfully crazed patients are insatiable aggressive nymphomaniac allyson king the luscious betty chandler loopy judge oliver w cameron a gloriously hammy gene ross paranoid vietnam veteran sergeant jaffee nicely played by hugh feagin gentle giant sam the amiable william bill mcghee and nutty old hag mrs callingham the supremely irritating rhea macadams said patients are dangerously encouraged to act out their fantasies by dr masters which of course results in a rash of brutal killings director s f brownrigg working from a clever and suitably overwrought script by tim pope does an expert job of creating and sustaining a suffocatingly dank and brooding atmosphere of seething madness and oppressive claustrophobia robert farrar s spooky score the grimy set design a few wild grisly murders bruce b alcott s grungy no frills cinematography plenty of deliciously robust scenery scarfing histrionics from a game no name cast ross in particular is a total eye rolling hoot and the genuinely shocking surprise bloodbath conclusion further add to the overall infectiously seedy fun of this choice trashy chunk of s low budget regional horror exploitation cinema ,1
don t tell me this film was funny or a little funny it was a complete disaster and one of the worst movies i ve ever seen ali g is only funny on channel s ali g show after watching his performance all i can say is he is not made for movies with a daft script or more like no storyline there s nothing to keep you entertained full of annoying unrealistic character s this movie is a complete garbage all the way at the end of the film ali g gives a speech he mentions if you hated this film tell people it was good not even the speech could save the movie he probably knew its gonna be a stinker i would of given this a but the minimum start is overall don t even waste your time on this rubbish ,0
i decided to watch this because of the recommendations from this site i would have to say it was worth the effort however you should take heed that this film will go on for minutes if you don t have the staying power get it on tape and watch it over a couple of nights br br now to the film what i say will contain spoilers and if you don t mind here goes br br alexandre is a promiscuous bum a womanizer and a gigolo he lives with an older woman called marie marie owns a retail shop and she provides for alex alex spends his days at cafés and restaurants the story reveals that alex had previously impregnated gilberte whom he used to live with gilberte dumped him for a less attractive man that she did not love because alex had abused and battered her at this point alex was willing to get a job and and help raise their child before he found out gilberte had aborted it and planned to marry someone else br br by chance alexandre meets a nurse nymph called veronika and they striked up a relationship veronika fell in love with alex for the first time after all the sordid sex she had with men in the past marie and veronika struggles for alex s affection and had a ménage à trois to boot finally at the end it s revealed veronika is pregnant with alex s child and alex asked her to marry him we assume as aforesaid with gilberte s situation alexandre will even get a job and be the provider for his new found love and family there is hope br br with the title of la maman et la putain i deduce jean eustache was relating to françoise lebrun s character of veronika she was a whore and then she became the mother hence the mother and whore is the same person anyway what do i know french films are mostly not all very chatty aimlessly political preaching theatrical insipid lamenting and full of quotes lebrun and léaud played their obdurate characters well and held the film together as some part of the script became a little lost and disjointed br br not a bad effort ,1
i really wanted to like this movie but ended up bored and incredulous the first shot is a camera feed from a robot traveling towards a bomb and is naturally shaky but then the rest of the movie stays in shakycam mode even during quiet conversational moments to the point of ridiculousness have the rental houses run out of tripods and steadicams the fact that it was shot on mm doesn t help as the entire movie is grainy as well as shaky br br for all the effort bigelow put into accurate vehicles and equipment there are enough glaring errors and inconsistencies that they undermine the movie s credibility br br a car would not erupt in flames after a single shot and once engulfed would not be extinguished by a small hand held extinguisher br br a single humvee would not be driving around baghdad in but would be backed up by other vehicles in case of breakdown or attack it would be exceptionally unlikely to be able to hit a running insurgent at long range where the bullet is clearly taking over a second to reach the target br br i believe bombs were brought to designated disposal areas on or near a base not some random spot in the middle of the desert br br the oil tanker attack is stated to have occurred in the green zone a highly secure area that experienced very few attacks from within the zone is mostly offices and palaces with few residences yet it is portrayed as a dangerous warren of dark alleys and lurking insurgents oddly james never gets in trouble for the ridiculous tactic of ordering his two companions to each take an alley by themselves thus setting up the attempted kidnapping br br speaking of which the man team is always depicted clearing buildings chasing insurgents etc on their own even when there are clearly dozens of soldiers right there br br how many hours does the team have to stare at a dead insurgent hanging out a window to figure out he s not faking it br br there were no establishing shots to show the viewer what the size and layout of the base was or where baghdad was in relation i had no idea who the eod team reported to nor were any other characters fleshed out these are things the characters would know so we should too br br many of the surprises and scenes are perfectly predictable yes it s obvious that the psychiatrist colonel will get into trouble with the iraqis he s trying to move along that the choice of cereals back home will be overwhelming and that a driver you kidnapped will not wait for you when you leave the vehicle br br finally there was an almost complete lack of character development renner s character from the beginning has a troubled relationship at home is reckless and addicted to adrenalin he s exactly the same at the end of the movie what s the point br br if this is indeed the best so far of the iraqi war movies it s a sorry bunch just based on the half hour i saw of it i d recommend generation kill on hbo instead ,0
i do not fail to recognize haneke s above average film making skills for example i appreciate his lingering on unremarkable natural day lighted settings as a powerful way to force a strong sense of realism however regarding the content of this film i am very sad to see that in the st century there is still an urge to pathologize domination submission relations or feelings and or bdsm practices the problem that the main character has with her mother is unbelievably topical as is the alienation and uncomprehension felt by walter i don t mean the frustration of a lover which is not loved back in the same way which is understandable i mean that he looks upon her as if she were crazy or as if he was a monk come on i mean d s is not something new in the world and i think it is rather silly to treat the subject as if it were something freakish or pathological it isn t in general films dealing with this subject are really lagging behind the times br br so for me i feel that this film ends up being quite a programmatical film worried with very outdated psicoanalitical theories isn t it nearly embarrassing and that does not really relate with real life lives and experiences of those engaged in d s relationships personal experience forums irc chatrooms even recent scholar studies will show this ,0
when i saw this movie in the theater when it came out in via a free advanced screening i was totally enchanted and would have gladly paid to see it i was sorry when i talked to many people afterwards who had also seen it and who were totally disappointed with it and how it ended i on the other hand felt completely the opposite i was totally satisfied with the outcome and everything else people i talked to said there was too much talking plus they were unhappy because they felt that the ending left you wondering about the fate of the two characters i found these observations to be absurd and to also be painful evidence of how the majority of the american movie going public seems to have a tendency to want easy to follow stories in films with not too much complex and intelligent dialogue lest they get confused they also like to be spoon fed tidy endings happy or sad this disgusts me nobody wants to be challenged anymore and as for the ending and i don t want to be a spoiler i am totally content because i know in my heart that these two characters will see each other again it s all about your own personal faith in romance and destiny it s a very personal film that doesn t speak to all people but it certainly spoke to me give it a chance be patient with it richard linklater has crafted a very lovely film with a beautiful story set against the beautiful background of the city of vienna watching it makes you feel as if you yourself are strolling through the city streets along with the characters as if you yourself were tripping through europe on a eurail pass it s very intimate plus ethan hawke and julie delpy do an exquisite job of bringing the complex script to life they must have improvised during some parts and it works well they have a great chemistry in their roles their awkwardness as strangers getting to know each other in the beginning is very believable and you can truly feel the romance and bonding develop between them as the movie progresses i get the feeling that this was a very personal work for mr linklater and i deeply respect him for getting this film made it definitely touched me and i hope it touches others just as much bravo for romance ,1
this game has the dis honor of being the first game that i have stopped playing right in the middle of and felt like smashing into bits and then burning congratulations first and last tomb raider i will ever play i assure you br br plot just typing that word made me laugh there isn t one neither is there character development we finally have a girl heroine who can take care of herself who isn t a beeping mary sue but unfortunately she dresses like a slut and her breast are huge they had to attract the sexist boy gamers you see anyway all she does is go in tomb after tomb shooting things as she goes along why she does this i have no idea i had subtitles on and the t v as loud as i could and i still didn t understand a damn thing the development or lack there of for her her two friends and the villains were laughable there also will be levels that you have to go through that do not give you any hint on what you have to do next and you literally will be in most of the boring as hell tombs for hours trying to figure out what the hell you are supposed to be doing there is one course out of two in particular with her on a motorbike believe me it is not at all fun that you will be on for atlease an hour with no save point in sight that means you get hit by the other motorist and guys in vans shooting at you or you hit a tree you start the hour long trek over br br boss stupid f ck you know lets makes the levels very long have basically no save points have no story no character development give no variety in game play have most of the music on the longest levels ear bleeding and give no hints whatsoever to the player so they can stay even longer in a place instead of getting to the nonexistent plot br br stupid f ck one those sound like bang up ideas br br stupid f ck two i concur who needs character development plot or unboring game play br br todd i m sorry sir but these ideas seem like they will extremely p ss the player off br br boss stupid f ck shut up todd you re fired br br game play all she does is shoot of course she can flip while shooting jump while shooting or kick while again shooting but flipping jumping and kicking does not erase the fact that all she is ultimately doing is shooting boring music the intro music is extremely beautiful i love listening to it the in game music goes from tolerable to wanting to cut your ears off br br visuals considering this game was made in i was expecting the visuals to blow me away well i was blown but definitely not in a good way br br bottom line this game is a plot less no character development mess with a barely dressed unmarysuish thankfully young women in the lead that goes through boring tombs for some boring reason what that might be i couldn t tell you with unimaginative shooting gameplay stay far away from this b s it s gets two stars for having a women who isn t a damsel in distress no matter how scantily clad she might be and the beautiful into music ,0
i watched the first few moments on tcm a few years ago but stopped after about minutes i saw it listed on the schedule at the stanford theatre in palo alto and i vowed i would make the minute drive the stanford is an old fashioned movie house that starts each movie with the curtains still shut yes they have curtains they opened as the fox logo fanfare began to play when the best of everything appeared in huge pink letters spread against the new york city skyline i knew i was right for waiting br br i lapped this movie up there were so many little moments that added to the look and feel of the movie when hope lange walks into the publishing office for the first time the titles of the magazines published there are etched on the glass the teenager and elegance joan crawford s swanky apron that she wore so she could serve her guests at her party without mussing her outfit the way the camera tilted to indicate how crazy suzy parker was becoming it was almost sideways at one point how hope lange kept living at that dumpy flat she shared with the others even though she obviously was making a lot more money than at the beginning of the film guess it was too scandalous for a single gal to live alone br br hope lange was so beautiful so was suzy parker and how about mark goddard in a non speaking role i fell in love with him when i was a kid watching lost in space br br seeing this gem on the big screen prompted me to plan another trek down to the stanford to see the old dark house incidentally i bought a small soda and popcorn at the concession stand and i was taken aback when the worker asked me for two bucks ,1
believe it or not the woodchipper massacre gave me full blown gonorrhea that s right i ve got a rainbow of discharge spewing from me just because a group of kids went playing around with a camcorder and somehow made a deal with the devil and got distribution it s beyond my comprehension how anyone with moderate intelligence could tolerate this pant load of a film the only reason i managed to sit through the whole thing not without several suicide attempts along the way was because well first off i was delirious with boredom and second i guess i wanted to further explore this newly discovered type of hate i was experiencing this movie is a shot on video horror comedy about three siblings who are left for the weekend in the care of their bitchy elderly aunt the youngest kid ends up stabbing the old lady accidentally with his rambo replica hunting knife they then get to dismembering auntie with various tools apparently she didn t have a single drop of blood in her body and heave her into their dad s rented wood chipper her convict son then stops by looking for his mom and the kids end up grinding that jackass too i don t recall ever seeing a cast of annoying actors that actually caused me nausea seriously that one blond chick s voice had me wincing in pain constantly all of the actors were downright atrocious literally just screaming their phony sounding dialog and cracking jokes that must ve been written by a chimp that just didn t care now i can usually appreciate independent efforts but only from those who can realize that people other than their relatives might be watching this i don t need to see a minute shot of a car pulling out of a drive way and a torturous painfully long lawn grooming montage with some ridiculous fluttery music playing over it plus why the hell does the box of this movie have a bloody piano on it there was a piano in one scene and no one is killed near it i m through with reminiscing about this movie unless you like insufferable crap i would advise anyone with half a brain to avoid this trash ,0
if you would like to see a film of different kind if you feel the love in your heart even if you miss the lord this film makes you think although georges is mentally handicapped you can see the ultimate intelligence at the end when love gives you directions not the brain i am not emotional but this film makes you feel the human being the film is as good as forrest gump in my belief the foreign movies are sometimes more interesting yet there is not enough advertisement to make them popular rang e khoda the color of the god by majid majidi is another example of such foreign movies almost with similar taste ,1
another well done moral ambiguity pieces where the anti hero makes it hard to decide who to root for br br if nothing else the beguiled silenced anyone who said there were no good parts for actresses in movies at least in there were four excellent parts for actresses in this film and all were well cast and well executed br br pamelyn ferdin did a fine job as amy and would go on to play wanda june this must have been the first time an adult male box office star shared an extended kiss with a twelve year old girl on camera wonder if there was much controversy about this at the time it was probably polanski s favorite scene given the fate of amy s turtle randolph it is no surprise that ferdin grew up to be a hardcore animal rights activist br br geraldine page was likewise excellent playing a complex character with just the right amount of restraint it is interesting that she died just three days after elizabeth hartman committed suicide throwing herself through a fifth floor window as they had also worked together in you re a big boy now br br hartman who looks like she could be blair brown s sister was wonderful as edwina and should have gotten an oscar no other performance was even close that year but given what we now know about her you wonder just how much of her performance was a studied effort and how much just came from inside her edwina shows such raw pain it is difficult to watch like marilyn monroe s incredible performance in the misfits the viewer is probably seeing a whole lot of her own demons in the character she is playing br br finally there is jo ann harris who is stunningly perfect as the flirty carol for my money harris was the sexiest actress of the s combining sensuality with intelligence and humor she was the best reason to watch the most wanted television series and the only reason to watch wild wild west revisited hard to believe that someone who could bring all that to the screen never became a big star ,1
this is one of the best lesbian films i have ever seen this series brought joy and sadness of true love being set in the s was an amazing look at lesbian lives and desires of lesbian women the cast was beyond expectation rachael stirling is an amazing actress i have never seen her other works but her portrayal of nan made me connect with her feeling her heartache and pains and love the one thing i feel most important is connecting with the characters in anything i watch if anyone has doubts on seeing this film think twice this is a must see series well done again to bbc we need more lesbian films that portrays real love and hurts like this one living in canada i had this dvd imported and i am so thrilled to have purchased it ,1
it was like someone was trying to make a scary video game and a documentary at the same time the historical aspect was great everything else was horrible the plugs for the directors other movie that seemed to happen every other minute the video of the actual ghost hunting was edited like a scary movie rather than an investigation they had haunted house music and sound effects that would distract you from what was happening thanks for wasted hours of my time when there was evidence it would fly by most of it was just people talking about the place the episode of the ghosthunters show that went there absolutely destroys how this show was i am so upset with sci fi channel for playing this i haven t watched it since it aired ,0
not to be confused with the british black comedy of the same name that came out in but this shallow grave is a worthy addition to the s backwoods slasher br br the plot goes sorority girls from a convent are planning the spring break of a lifetime in florida but they re plans are put on hold when one of them witness a man murdering a local woman and when he realizes that he was seen well let s just say it becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse and things get even worse when he turns out to be the local sheriff br br shallow grave in my opinion is one of the more enjoyable slashers that came out in the s especially the late s which was when the slashers kinda went downhill this was one of the few that didn t and this movie should be more well known it s a pity it isn t this is one film that actually confounds stereotypes just try guessing who the final girl is going to be i got it totally wrong the principle cast are all likable and it s one of those movies that you kinda hope they all get away which of course they don t this coupled with the fluffiness of the film s first half an hour jars in a good way with some flashes of real nastiness the second murder provides a real jolt and some unexpected sleaziness even though this isn t a high budget thriller i didn t expect the topless scene where a woman is strangled with her own bra accompanied by a hysterical religious radio broadcast in a film from this late in the s br br there are one or two bad things about this movie well not bad just minor like the sub plot with the two teenage boys which doesn t go anywhere and the ending which was stupid and plus the deputy inability to follow logic there aren t any sharp implements in shallow grave but to my mind at least it s a slasher flick through and through the scenes where the girls are hunted through the woods by the malevolent sheriff are tense and exciting br br all in all a very enjoyable and worthwhile slasher with great performances from all four of the main girls and that psycho sheriff ,1
this movie is simply incredible i had expected something quite different form the film that i actually saw however it is very insightful in that it shows the aggressive nature of human sexuality and its linkage with animal behavior let me warn those among the readers of this article who are easily offended by content that is all too sexual for the explicit sexual nature of this film feels like a high brow sort of pornography it even features a scene that comes extremely close to rape br br meanwhile i strongly suggest seeing this rare work of sexual art every minute of the picture breathes the sexual spirit of the seventies by the way one should not forget how times have changed br br go see it it´s worth your money and time ,1
it s a good thing i didn t watch this while i was pregnant i definitely would have cried my eyes out and or vomit it was kind of gruesome mainly disturbing i personally thought the baby was adorable in its own twisted little way however as a mom i cringed when beth stabbed herself in the stomach and when virgina aborted the child during her rd trimester with rusty utensils no less also as an animal lover i almost cried when she scratched the cat to a bloody pulp however as creepy and sinister as the baby was i was rooting for it to live and as twisted as the movie was i am extremely intrigued to see the sequel ,0
what s this a canadian produced zombie flick that i have never heard of before a mortician works on the body of a recently deceased young man this allows for an extended flashback that show how the guy got there basically he and friends went to a cemetery on friday the th and raised the dead thanks to his silly chanting cut back to the morgue where our dead body comes back to life and kills the mortician and owner who gets his eyes popped out the final wtf shot has the funeral home owner in a straight jacket and screaming i m not crazy amazingly he has his eyeballs back br br running a scant minutes this is certainly one oddity in zombie cinema it feels a lot longer but put me in some kind of trance where i couldn t stop watching the film also has one of those if you see this image turn away from the screen gags it is the image of an old man getting sick in a theater prophetic and when he pops up only twice the blood begins to flow the scenes are pretty damn gory for the time period there is a great gaffe where a zombie chops off a girl s right hand with a shovel but when he pulls the fake hand into the frame to chomp on it is a left hand ,0
when i saw this as a child it answered all of my questions and dispelled any fears or misconceptions that i had it is easy to watch because it is animated which makes it unthreatening it has no moral bias or preachy aspects so nobody should have any objections to it it is a pleasant film that simply gives the facts of menstruation in a reassuring matter of fact way i hope to show it to my daughter ,1
this movie is not the scariest of all time but it is a great example of a campy eighties horror flick low budget no stars lots of inventive death scenes and enough nudity to keep the teenagers in their seats the premise is interesting and fun and the three evil kids play their parts well a nice starting point for just say julie brown exposing her talents early in her career this film won t be seen by many but for fans of s horror it s a must ,1
allow me to just get to the bottom line here i ve got kids ages to i consider a trip to the theater a success when there are no talking animals i ve seen most of the children s videos in our collection at least times i can tell you when the film gets reversed in the wizard of oz the over sexual joke in el dorado and the tragic flaw with the ending of rudolph the red nosed reindeer i could probably storyboard nemo from memory alone br br what makes me support the one child of mine it varies who suggests this title for the family movie of an evening in a word showerman br br moment of silence br br sigh ,1
i accidently felt on this movie on tv and i wasn t able to leave it it s really an excellent movie which makes people learning about american s history with the vietnam war the flower power s time the racism s fight it illustrates the conflict of generation of political opinion of race which took place in the s i m born in so i didn t know all that stuff before in france usa s history is not a priority and that movie really learned me a lot of facts by the way i think all the actors are great especially jordana brewster josh hamilton and jerry o connell now i can see this film more then time each day it s really great what a shame it only appeared on tv not in cinemas br br ,1
a hundred miles away from the scene of a grizzly murder in small town american jill johnson belle settles in for a night of babysitting with the children asleep and a beautiful home to relax in she locks the door and sets the alarm but when a series of eerie phone calls from a stranger says that she check the children jill panics fear to terror when she has the calls traced and what the police find turns the perfect babysitting job into a year old s worst nightmare there aren t any other lead actors in this movie camilla belle is the main star with a cute face the day she arrives to babysit she really has no idea what in the hell really awaits her br br if i were in a house like the one jill was in i would explore everything that is around the fridge would be the first person i would looks at but i m a male and i don t babysit but what i found funny was the size of the house i was thinking would the movie be the same if the house weren t so big anyone could get lost in that huge house but this movie needed a house with a massive size br br camilla belle has a cute face a perfect smile but it s like for a movie like this the lead actress needs someone with experience i found camilla not that good i don t know maybe she thought that this could be her breakthrough role i do like her she is a cute girl but someone to have a role in this movie has to be someone how is different to take it br br this movie wasn t scary i also found this movie more like a chick flick i think the only reason this was released during the superbowl weekend was that the guys stay home and watch the game and the girls go out to go see this it also seems like a type of a movie when girls will enjoy more than guys but i did like this movie but for how it is girls just like tog et scared or scream this was just a pretty decent movie br br maybe anyone could like this movie there are many pg horror films that never succeed this was on its own level so i kinda liked this movie i give it a ,1
this is quite possibly the most retarded s slasher ever realized but how can you be harsh on a film that features non stop images of dozens of gorgeous ladies with exhilarating bodies doing aerobic exercises taking showers and wandering about in tight gym outfits prior to being a horror film aerobicide is a minutes promo video to encourage the use of steroids silicons and other body stimulating fitness products if you d leave out all the footage of hunky boys lifting weights and yummy girls wiggling their butts and racks to insufferable s tunes there probably only have about minutes of story left plenty of time to improvise a plot about a sadist killer slaughtering young health freaks with a big safety pin yeah the film opens with an unintentionally hilarious scene of a girl getting fried between an electric sun bathing device several years later people turn up dead in the same spa you don t really need to be an experienced horror fanatic or a rocket scientist to figure out there s a link between the murders and the burning incident now do you investigating the case are a seemingly braindead police officer and charles napier look alike and a beefcake private detective who gets lucky with the bustiest s beauty i ve ever seen looking through the credits her name s dianne copeland apparently and she didn t do anything else apart from this turkey and an imbecile troma movie called surf nazis must die what a wasted opportunity she may not have been a great actress but she sure had two other big advantages that would help her move upwards in show business the amount of gore and the quality of the make up effects are nothing special neither we re treated to a couple of bizarre stabbings with a pin and some barbecued human flesh the plot twists near the end are ridiculous and predictable but by that time nobody is taking the film seriously anymore anyway aerobicide a k a killer workout is recommended in case you want to switch of all your brain functions off for one night but nevertheless feel like watching a film it actually would make a terrific double feature with death spa both films have a lot of sexy and scarcely dressed babes and both films are pretty dumb ,0
i remember seeing this comedy at one of the bargain matinees i took in when i was looking for a study break from my college courses walter matthau and glenda jackson do some effective tracy hepburn style thrusting and parrying in this featherweight romp directed by the reliable howard zieff he did private benjamin about a newly widowed doctor s aggressive re entry into the dating game it all breezes by quickly primarily thanks to the clever script by veteran screenwriter julius j epstein casablanca along with alan mandel max shulman and future director charles shyer br br dr charley nichols has just come back from hawaii after his wife s death upon his return he becomes aware that he is instant catnip to any and all the single women in la he works in a hospital run by an increasingly senile chief of staff amos willoughby whom charley has to pacify to keep his residency enter ann atkinson a transplanted englishwoman who bakes cheesecakes for a living and has certain concrete opinions about the medical profession which she expresses freely on a pbs talk show of course charley is on the show s discussion panel and sparks as they say fly this leads to the standard complications about how serious charley is willing to become about ann at the same time the hospital has to deal with a potential wrongful death lawsuit from the widow of a rich baseball team owner who died at the hospital under willoughby s careless supervision br br it s just refreshing to see such a mature yet bracing love story between two characters inhabited by actors who deliver lines with the scalpel wielding skill of surgeons matthau is his usual s curmudgeonly swinger and quite a sight waddling with his gangly arms held akimbo in his power walk away from her heavy award winning elizabethan roles jackson is crisply sardonic and charmingly vulnerable as the feisty ann who thinks all doctors should aspire to be albert schweitzer art carney plays willoughby with predictable bluster while richard benjamin provides amiable support as charley s colleague dr solomon it s all very compact with a few nice jabs at the greed within the medical profession there are no extras on the dvd ,1
i ve seen this movie when i was traveling in brazil i found it difficult to really understand brazilian culture and society because it has so many regional and class differences to see this movie in sao paulo itself was a revelation it shows something of the everyday life of many brazilians on the other side it is sometimes a little bit over dramatized and that s the only negative comment i have on this film it s sometimes too much too much sex too many murders and too much cynicism for one film the director could film some things a bit more subtle it would make the film more effective br br despite this i liked the movie and the way the story unravels itself the characters are complex and very much like real life people not pretty american actors and actresses with a lot of cosmetics but people who could be ugly and beautiful at the same time that makes the film realistic even when the story is not that convincing ,1
it s astonishing that some people saw this as art we saw it as a poorly filmed shaky hand held camera and all generally badly acted unscripted mess that seemed more like a high school film project with the kids experimenting in black white film making injecting mounds of poetry in place of a story does not an art film make when we watched this in the theatre people were starting to have fits of the giggles us included at the endless stupidity of this self indulgent meandering mess and believe me it does seem endless had we finished our candy and popcorn we too would have walked out of the theatre with the other two dozen people who packed up and left looking for something more interesting to do ,0
this is a weak throw together of just about everything refugees croatia slovenia relations globalization sexual orientation a very big clumsy metaphor about slovenia being at the cross roads between its past which is symbolized by everything virgin becoming queen of the household and its future which is symbolized by listening to music in clubs and being a lesbian and never having kids br br it plays on a rather recent slovenian legend involving a virgin and a forest king assuming the shape of a goat zlatorog beer s imagery is also based on that legend but unfortunately the treatment is very incoherent weiss seems to think the end justifies the means she can use all kinds of dream like sequences and then pick and choose which ones true and which ones are imaginary how can the ride in the jeep with the forest king be real for all three girls but the scene outside the tent be real only in simona s imaginary the ending just drags on and on i can t believe the movie s runtime is only minutes have i been watching a director s cut without knowing it with the three girls having to look at the camera for about seconds while looking afraid and happy at the same time so obvious br br i never thought i could spot bad acting in a movie whose language i don t understand but it didn t take long to see that simona is over acting most of the time as if she was playing in a silent movie br br it wasn t so bad as i kept thinking the director was just starting and wanted to capture what she thought her generation was all about on film by doing a half experimental movie until i realized that the director was actually years old when making the movie and that her work is probably serious ,0
this is by far one of the most pretentious films i have ever seen it is a tight slap on the face of some indians who speak in english and were looking at the mirror disgusting the bubble gum version of the s politics of the north indian plains the message the educated english speaking indian tried to save the poor beggars of india in all earnestness it ignores the fact that the poor beggars are also capable of and are saving themselves on their own br br as a love story its okay the problem is that the love story and character development is based upon a completely fraudulent version of politics ,0
i loved this show from it s first airing and i always looked forward to watching each episode every week the plot characters writing special affects were outstanding then the sci fi channel screwed up yet again and canceled a very entertaining well written show i say bring it back i know all of the actors would come back i would suggest buying the dvd s i am i hope the sci fi channels executives get word of these comments and realize that they need to be more involved with their viewers i only watch one show on that channel now ghost hunters but i am fairly sure that shortly they will cancel that too ,1
if you re going to put on a play within the prison walls why not go for the top playwright william shakespeare and if you are going to choose your cast from a whole lot of criminals serving long sentences for the most heinous crimes you can be sure there will be plenty of time for rehearsals in a kentucky correctional prison a courageous project such as this was undertaken with amazing results this film shows how it was all done the casting the rehearsals the set and costumes and the final presentation of shakespeare s play the tempest it had not occurred to me before but there is an analogy between the setting of the play and the correctional prison in the play the ship wrecked characters are confined to an island with no contact with the outside world prison life too is much like that br br with a simple painted back drop of a surrounding seascape the characters in a most pleasing assortment of costumes bellow out their lines to an approving audience may be not quite as shakespeare intended but with good heart and true sincerity for sure br br more interesting than the play itself were the little cameos of each man behind his character one inmate saw the play as a lesson in forgiveness another as a redemption of his sins it was quite moving to see the men wipe away a tear as they spoke of murder shooting and strangulation one had the feeling that they would all like to wind back the clock and reconsider their brutal actions however as someone said the past was past and the present was the beginning of a new future at least the play gave temporary relief from the depressing thoughts of past events br br the prison authorities should be applauded for allowing the play to take place such an event would put kentucky on the map and hopefully other prisons might follow their good example it seems to me that everyone stands to benefit not only the kentucky prison but the prisoners themselves who need to find new confidence and self esteem and be prepared for the day when they go out on parole ,1
a very interesting entertainment with the charm of the old movies tarzan faces the greatest perils without hesitation if the moment requires it and we all enjoy with him his success the most insteresting for me is a man without special powers facing the problems and beating them just with human skills he was a great swimmer and had a great shout ,1
and thats about all that is this thing is slow the actors have ability they just don t seem motivated to put forth the effort the plot isn t that great and is hampered further by the aforementioned slowness of it all the accents when there are any are british uh lots of these folks are supposed to be danes ok ok accents aren t that important but language is i don t think they used words like yeah and ok in beowulf s day and that supposedly way cool weapon his king gave him did he ever reload that thing did he ever sight it in or was beowulf just that bad an aim well his aim did at least match the computer graphics used in generating the monsters those were rather off too bad special effects bright spot just one that i can think of marina sirtis has held up well over the years ,0
since i d bought the dvd i watched as much of this as i did out of a sense of obligation to my wallet br br the plot has kirk douglas as a successful first novelist who hired laraine day as a secretary falls in love and marries her complications ensue br br douglas is usually thought of as an intense actor given to heavily dramatic roles sometimes hero sometimes rat he s not bad in this thoroughly comic part the problem is that the part isn t particularly comic and neither is anything else br br the plot rambles on a dozen quirky characters come and go most prominently keenan wynn as douglas s friend who does nothing but make wry comments thelma ritter was better at this sort of thing br br well if the plot is weak it could still have been rescued by some sparkle in the dialog but there is none to speak of some gags are silly others don t clear that bar here s what i thought of as an amusing line douglas has just hired day and wants to get her down to the beach house and seduce her day is disturbed and remarks that she s never heard of a writer working in a beach house wynn asks if she liked douglas s previous book last year s love yes of course she did well most of last year s love was done in the beach house ha ha br br nice cast including support but a failed comedy there have been better sitcoms on television ,0
i concur with what mallicka b has said the movie is portrayed in a way which appears to be a kind of vilification on the original content emotions aren t conveyed properly i guess a couple of not so good performances also contributed to its mediocrity in my view tabu would have been a much better choice for such a role instead of aishwarya rai in some of her scenes she looks a bit lusty which is not ultimately what the movie should have portrayed i also noticed a bit of over acting in some of her scenes i m a bitter critic of aishwarya rai can t help it sorry for that raincoat was a good movie by rituparno ghosh and i saw choker bali after seeing raincoat i was not at all impressed ,1
if anyone thinks this is a great sports movie it is probably the only sports movie they have ever seen there are different aspects a sports movie can take whether it be professional or college or high school examples of sports movies i liked and i haven t seen many are jim thorpe all american all the right moves any given sunday eight men out and rocky among others all of those movies had a little more than just plain sports whether it was a mans ascent and then descent from greatness or a man losing out on a dream by the actions of a vindictive coach or the effect of money on professional sports in hoosiers there is not much content it didn t even seem as though the movie had a beginning or an end there was no character development all of them were forced on us i could sum up this movie by quoting a very bad coach go out and try to score more points than the other guy ,0
i wrote spoiler alert but there s not really much that can be spoiled it s like spoiling rotten meat this movie is probably the worst i ve ever seen not because of the actors or the special effects but because of the sheer number of mistakes both factual and physical first of all the migs aren t actually migs at all they re mirages and they re french and how the heck can doug s dad withstand the maneuvers his son makes to fight off the migs without a g suit and why would chappy try to board his plane without a g suit and how could doug defeat the enemy pilot ace with such ease anyway i did not like this movie and the worst part is that it has sequels the latest one from as late as now that s scary ,0
this is the last of four swashbucklers from france i ve scheduled for viewing during this christmas season the others in order of viewing were the uninspired the black tulip from the same director as this one but not nearly as good the surprisingly effective lady oscar which had originated as a japanese manga and the splendid cartouche actually i had watched this one not too long ago on late night italian tv and recall not being especially bowled over by it so that i was genuinely surprised by how much i enjoyed it this time around also bearing in mind the baffling lack of enthusiasm shown towards the film here and elsewhere when it was first announced as an upcoming dvd release from criterion br br incidentally fanfan la tulipe has quite a bit in common with the afore mentioned cartouche not just cast and crew members producers georges dancigers and alexandre mnouchkine cinematographer christian matras actor noel roquevert but plot wise as well – in fact the hero is a womanizing soldier jean paul belmondo s cartouche had also had a brief military spell who s loved by a fiery girl in this case gypsy gina lollobrigida while he s himself obsessed by an impossible love here it s none other than the king s daughter as in the later film too fanfan an ideally cast gerard philipe who ironically is so full of life here that one finds it hard to believe that he would be stricken down by cancer within years time is flanked by two fun loving yet cowardly men one of them is actually his superior officer and the heroine s own father and opposed by an unscrupulous figure within his own ranks the ageing roquevert with whom the hero eventually engages in a rooftop duel since he too has amorous designs on the gypsy girl for the record lollobrigida will rejoin philippe in her next film rene clair s delightful romantic fantasy les belles de nuit br br fanfan proved to be a big box office hit on its home ground and even copped a surprising but well deserved best direction award at cannes over more renowned films like an american in paris detective story othello umberto d and viva zapata in fact its popularity ensured its re release in a computer colored version presumably for the benefit of viewers who wouldn t touch a black and white product with a ten foot pole and the criterion dvd itself contains a sample from this variant being obviously a foreign language title there s also the dubious choice of an english dubbed soundtrack but even if these proved not especially painful to sit through considering when all is said and done there s simply no substitute for the original br br fanfan la tulipe a nickname given the hero by a young genevieve page as the celebrated madame de pompadour contains about as much comedy as the expected action and romance while some may find this overwhelming i don t agree myself as i enjoyed the sharply satirical narration and on the whole this combination is comparable with jerzy skolimowski s equally droll the adventures of gerard that said the swordfights here are remarkably forceful for an essentially lighthearted enterprise particularly a scuffle in the woods and the ambush at a convent and the film itself rather adult at times with numerous allusions to sexuality as well as coarse language adopted throughout when viewed back to back with vintage hollywood fare as i did now the climax then is quite ingenious the enemy forces who amusingly are made to speak in speeded up gibberish are depleted by our heroic trio alone much to the king s amazement who as portrayed by marcel herrand – best known for his role of leader of the parisian underworld in marcel carne s children of paradise – is himself something of a lecher br br p s an italian tv channel has been threatening to screen christian jaque s promising champagne for savages for months now but despite programming it three times already with a tentative fourth one slated for next week they have yet to show it even so i do have three more films of his in my unwatched vhs pile equally culled from late night italian tv screenings the three hour epic la chartreuse de parme also starring gerard philippe the second twin and the legend of frenchie king with brigitte bardot and claudia cardinale ,1
a low budget effort from texas that s at least filmed well but that is little consolation bad acting or should i say bad over acting a pretty limp story line that s nothing new bad special effects bad bad bad seems like a bunch of young folks are putting together a haunted house for halloween which is done every year but this year things are different has a long extended lesbian theme that is not only annoying but definitely fills out the empty spots of which there are a lot putrid puerile definitely avoidable at all costs ,0
i love this movie purple rain came out the year i was born and it has had my heart since i can remember prince is so tight in this movie i went to a special showing of purple rain last night and it was like a concert i was glad to see some true fans cause this movie is so undervalued it is really one of the greatest movies of all time the music is untouchable the movie is about the kid played by prince his family is dysfunctional his band is the hottest act in town and he has his eyes on the apollonia an aspiring singer there is no question why purple is my favorite color i can thank the kid for that so if you have not seen this then you are need to asap this is a classic ever ,1
i wasted enough time actually watching this chore of a movie i don t want to waste more writing a big review not once did i so much as crack a smile all the jokes were boring forced and lacked any kind of wit i kept saying wheres the punchline almost every single character was an obnoxious stereotype and all the situations were clichéd and half the time there wasn t even any kind of solution things just happened to get to the next scene for the life of me i can t understand how this got as many good reviews as it did if you like clunky acting and poorly composed film making fat girls is the movie for you ,0
okay it seems like so far only the barman fans have commented on this film time for a counterpoint beware this writeup is long br br for those not in the knowing mostly the non belgians tom barman director of this film is the frontman of deus one of the better known rock bands of the late s here in belgium basically they made a couple of very adventurous and innovative albums and quickly rose to fame on the national scale then egos started hurting and the band basically fell apart with barman and a couple of others remaining to go on making albums under the deus monicker the way it always happens in such cases the post breakdown deus was a lot tamer and less interesting than the original they tried to go for an international breakthrough with their album the ideal crash in presenting a much diluted form of their earlier style of songwriting they didn t quite make it however egos were still pretty big it seems big enough for barman to consider himself enough of an artist to try on movies br br more often than not this sort of thing is a very big mistake and this film does not make the exception and barman clearly went for art on this one another very big mistake for one thing he s a musician not a movie director for another deus at it s best made fun and provoking music but never anything close to what i would consider art it shows br br so what s this movie about basically it tells the story of a bunch of completely uninteresting people doing equally uninteresting things over the course of a totally uninteresting friday in antwerp as even more uninteresting stuff happens to them in the act of being uninteresting the characters are shallow the plot totally pointless and the film just doesn t have any other redeeming qualities to make up for these shortcomings humor the whole film made me smile slightly about times and actually managed to provoke a single second laugh not quite loud mood the film just doesn t seem to show any kind of emotion or feeling at all mystery well minor spoiler the idea of the wind man inspiring the name of the film is as enthralling as a banana pepper pizza not very and has been done a thousand times before anyone remember johny destiny one of tarantino s worst appearances on film to date end minor spoiler and well its artistic so don t expect any kind of real action to make up for all the previous in other words except for the few smiles it bored me out of my shorts br br so what remains well the soundtrack is pretty good though it suffers from some of the same problems that other ost s have shown lately first it makes the movie seem like nothing more than a commercial for the cd second it gives the impression that barman is trying to hide the weaknesses and lack of emotional content in the film behind the content quality of the songs which simply doesn t work in the end it makes the film look like nothing more than an illustration to the songs and sadly it s barmans own contribution to the soundtrack which gets the most attention though it is the weakest part of the whole soundtrack as far as i m concerned all in all it just stands to show that barman knows more about music than movies camera work is okay as well though not anything that would make you scream out with joy br br the only thing about this movie that kept me watching was the sight seeing factor since i originate from antwerp it was fun to play a kind of guess the location game i would hardly consider this as a quality though br br all in all another chance lost for flemmish film i keep on noticing that lately the best belgian movies have been coming from the french part of the country this is mostly because at least they have something to tell and manage to tell it in way that is both sharp and emotional the brothers daerden come to mind maybe the flemmish art house filmmakers should try that too ,0
to watch this film from start to finish without bursting into laughter at some point requires almost an act of faith as one has to keep saying to oneself it s old it s a classic be kind not because the movie is so bad but because at its best it s so good this is one dated movie it s also a classic if a tarnished one i m not inclined to laugh at people anyway on principle and i get more than a little irritated when others do so to make fun of the informer to my mind is a little like giggling at an idiot savant when he dribbles his orange juice all over the tablecloth yes one says to oneself he is an idiot and yet when he s on top of his game he is also a true savant the same is true for the informer which is on occasion very dreadful indeed and yet it boasts splendid photography some fine acting a wonderful score and a good decent simple story in the end which i won t give away politics religion and psychology come together in a church in such a way as to make the scene seem corny and over the top and yet so is life sometimes uneducated people of simple faith behave differently from us presumably brilliant modern folks and the scene isn t so much unbelievable i buy it but i know the irish as embarrassing yet people do behave that way they do say things like that not everyone is hip and it may not even be desirable for everyone to be hip are people today so much superior to those of seventy or eighty years ago and in what way i don t think so we re just different now go watch the movie ,1
i enjoy the show surface very much the show is very entertaining and it s a clean show a show like surface is interesting it keeps my attention it has compassion and suspense i love all the cast members that are on the show they are all very good choices i think it is very important to have the right cast of any show because thats what makes any show a success and of course the scenes and the show itself television has changed so much over the years it has changed in good ways and in bad i love to watch some comedy action suspense and romance and scifi but surface is a show that i hope comes back for many seasons because it is a great show and its something that families can watch my children are grown but my husband and i enjoy watching these types of shows i appreciate your time and letting me comment my opinion br br thanks br br paulette blackwell,1
i saw this in theaters and absolutely adored it geoffery rush gave the best performance as a super villain that i have ever seen since gene hackman as lex luther kel mitchel and paul rubens were a match maid in heaven this film also introduced me to william h macy who is now one of my favorite actors hank was great as the blue raja and i especially loved that the character wasn t really british the scene with him and telling his mom that he was a superhero almost brought tears to my eyes i loved the fact that the bowler talked to the ball some of the funniest stuff involved stiller and his character mr furious s false rage and the fact that his threats and one liners were all gibberish and that they never made any sense i could barely stop myself from applauding when he said fraculater freinken puss was said but one of the things i most enjoyed was that captain amazing actually dies in the movie i highly recommend this film for any occasion and i give it my own personal two thumbs up ,1
such a joyous world has been created for us in pixar s a bug s life we re immersed in a universe which could only be documented this enjoyably on film but more precisely a universe which could only be documented through the world of animation for those who have forgotten what a plentiful and exuberant world animation can offer – when it s in the right hands that is – a bug s life is a warm reminder we walk out of the film with an equally warm feeling and a sense of satisfaction derivative of only high calibre film productions br br it is only pixar s second animated feature the sub group of disney made their spectacular debut and perhaps entirely inadvertent mark on the film world three years prior in with their landmark movie toy story it was a movie which defied convention re invented and breathed new life into animation and defined a whole new level of excellence now they return with their sophomore effort which to be honest draws a creeping sense of cynicism in us all prior to seeing the film br br after all it s a film about ants well all walks of the insect and bug world are covered in a bug s life but it is the ant which is the focal point in this film as humans are the focal point in dramas romances and so on how can such an insignificant species of animal such as an ant act as the protagonist of a movie let alone provide the entire premise of a feature film surely they jest however we forget that in toy story a bunch of toy box items were able to become the grandest most inspiring and lovable bunch of animated heroes and villains ever concocted the guys at pixar manage to pull off the same feat and manage to turn a bunch of dirty and miniscule bugs into the most endearing and pleasant gang of vermin you ll probably ever encounter br br not only are they all entirely amiable and likable – there isn t an unpleasant character in sight even the villains are riveting characters – but they re colourful they re eclectic and they re idiosyncratic and the array of characters is also gargantuan for lack of a better term only adding the rich layers of distinctiveness already plastered onto a bug s life from the beginning we shall start with our main character and our hero his name is flik david foley and his character is rather generic to say the least out of the thousands of faithful and obedient worker ants residing on the lush beautiful ant island he is the one considered the black sheep of the clan as seen in the opening moments of the movie when he inadvertently destroys the season s harvest with his antics br br the problem arises in the fact that the ants harvest is for a bunch of greedy grasshoppers led by hopper kevin spacey who are eager to continue to assert their wrath and autocracy amongst the puny little ants when they show up to ant island for their annual banquet and see that their offering is gone they go insane for lack of a better term hopper offers a proposition to save the ants from total extinction at his pack s hands however it s a negotiation which is simply impossible to fulfil the cogs and clockwork in flik s mind run at full steam now despite his guilt and shame and he offers to leave ant island in search of some mighty bug warriors who can come to the colony s rescue and fight off hopper and the grasshoppers br br if you think about it a bug s life bears some heavy resemblance to the plot line s of akira kurosawa s classic seven samurai or the american remake the magnificent seven in which a village of hapless but good hearted folk are threatened by malevolent and wicked enemies – one lone village dweller goes in search for help in the big city finds it and returns to the colony to drive off evil in a bug s life the help comes in the form of a down and out circus troupe who is mistakenly perceived by flik as warriors in a bar room brawl br br much amusement comes out of these scenes and much amusement comes out of these circus troupe bugs among them are an erudite stick insect david hyde pierce a side splitting obese german caterpillar by the name of heimlich and a quasi femme fatale ladybug who s in fact a gritty and masculine ladybug dennis hopper it s exceedingly enjoyable watching these bugs on screen as it is watching the bugs and the insects interact on screen as is the entire movie collectively br br as i ve said much amusement and mirth comes out of their characters and joyous interactions with one another which give way to a bevy of hilarious lines wonderfully suspenseful and riveting situations and overall a dazzling movie what makes a bug s life even better is that the film isn t restricted simply to children as many may perceive it to be although children would indeed find more entertainment out of this film – the clichéd kid friendly situations are a bit more abundant than we d like however it s easy to ignore this fault and it s incredulously easy to enjoy this film br br although a bug s life may not reach the dizzying and landmark standards set by its predecessor this is still a superb movie and the start of something promising here pixar have proved that they re not just a one hit wonder but instead a much gifted and talented group of film artists in hollywood they raise the bar endlessly and when someone always manages to top their standards it s only always by themselves what more is there to say about a bug s life other than see it it s not quite the best which we ve seen from the folks at emeryville california but this beats out the lot of its year – and i ll be damned if this isn t the best animated feature of br br ,1
the best thing from the american pie bakery i found the humor and the plot to be far more engaging audience than any of the american pie movies to date also concerning the appropriateness of the content i found this to be acceptable to a much larger audience than any of the previous american pie movies i thoroughly enjoyed this movie experience when the movie first came out i read a number of negative reviews and ended up not going to see it while it was still in the theater i now regret that decision the movie far exceeded my expectations in terms of plot dialog scripting and overall quality i give it two thumbs way up ,1
i have no idea why they made this version of persuasion when they already had that fine mini series with amanda root and ciaran hinds i suppose that they wanted to make a feature length version but of course a lot had to be deleted alas what ended up on the cutting room floor was all the lovely wit and humour leaving a film that was mere melodrama rather than an amusing exposition of english country manners and mores br br also the characters were shallow and uninteresting they had poor anne chasing up and down the streets after captain wentworth like a silly modern adolescent and if you happen to be a silly modern adolescent reading this let me tell you running after a male like a female in heat is not cool that is something a well bred woman of the napoleonic era would never have done and certainly not this level headed heroine br br some have said they found this antic laughable my reaction was not laughter but outrage the very idea of such a corruption of an austen work is beneath contempt br br it was ghastly ,0
this was bollywood s answer to fatal attraction and this is a classic film in its own right juhi chawla was good and so was sunny deol but it was shah rukh khan who shot to fame as the stalker since then he has become a favourite of the chopra s dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge mohhabatein dil to pagal hai veer zaara and chak de india shah rukh at first appears to be a villain but then towards the end you start to sympathize with him the scripting was superb and the songs were chartbusters my favourites are too mere samne and jaadu teri nazar br br after the dismal failure of the underrated lamhe yash chopra fought back with darr the dialogues were memorable the k k kiran dialogue is often repeated since darr yash chopra has slipped bit dil to pagal hai was bad but he redeemed himself slightly with veer zaara which was far far better this was yash chopra s last masterpiece ,1
pierce brosnan the newest but no longer james bond is an assassin he is very very good at what he does but he s getting old and tired greg kinnair is really good as the straight and narrow business man now when the story opens the movie shows these two people in their separate lives then one night they are having drinks in a bar and they begin to talk then all of a sudden you find these two people getting drawn together during a series of events the story is excellent the acting is top notch and the humor is hilarious i never thought that pierce brosnan would be this funny but he really is and i must say this movie is a must see ,1
first of all i just want to say that i love this show but this episode this episode makes a mockery of the entire show br br i don t know what they tried to achieve with this episode but they successfully created the worst episode in the entire series br br there is no story line everything is chaotic and the jokes are crap br br the way they tried to answer some of the remaining questions in the game for example how do the furlings look like by creating that stupid previously on is simply embarrassing br br its clear that the writers are running out of ideas and that is really too bad ,0
seriously reality charity tv these producers must think that the masses are full of non thinkers br br these shows are called reality which means they are suppose to resemble something real with truth or facts br br i suppose the characters are really acting in all the pathetic ness br br at one point i wonder if these type of shows decrease or increase the collective unconsciousness br br we live in a world that already contains individuals that are not authentic br br is it necessary to promote an inauthentic way of being ,0
a quite usual trashy italo western stupid storyline full of clichés and lack of logic some mediocre actors dirty settings lots of punch fights and people shoot dead on a massive scale br br this has nothing to do with django at least not in my german translated version this german dvd release is called adios companeros and has macho callaghan fighting against butch cassidy and ironhead because their gang killed his one he s the only survivor then you have butch cassidy and ironhead fighting each other because they quarreled and the gang split and you have ironhead fighting against everyone because he s just the biggest and most greedy asshole anyway yeah that s it no more cleverness in the storyline hehe br br a small role by klaus kinski as reverend cotton is remarkable that s why i bought this dvd in one scene he attempts to separate two men fighting by hitting them and screaming i said love and in another scene he wins a competition in throwing horseshoes and goes nuts for a second fantasticfantasticfantastic br br it s also remarkable that joe d amato aka aristide massaccesi did the cinematography i love this master of incompetent exploitation thrash so it was an aahhh for me ,0
this one is tough to watch as an earlier reviewer says that is amazing considering the terrible films that came out right after wwii particularly the liberation of dachau it is clear that as of the middle of the war we knew exactly what was happening to the jews the sequence that shows a transport is vivid almost as if based upon an actual newsreel the nazis liked to record their atrocities knox as the nazi is brilliant he charts the course of a nazi career that charting is particularly telling when contrasted with the reactions of other germans at first laughing at hitler then incredulous and finally helpless that contrast however permits us to believe in the conversion of one young nazi officer to an anti nazi stance that did happen as witness the several attempts against hitler most notably the staffenberg plot which occurred as this film was coming out a strong film effectively using flashbacks accurately predicting the nuremburg trails and others that would occur once the war ended ,1
vijay krishna acharya s tashan is a over hyped stylized product sure its a one of the most stylish films but when it comes to content even the masses will reject this one why the films script is as amateur as a year old baby script is king without a good script even the greatest director of all time cannot do anything tashan is produced by the most successful production banner yash raj films and mega stars appearing in it but nothing on earth can save you if you script is bland thumbs down br br performances anil kapoor is a veteran actor but how could he okay a role like this akshay kumar is great actor in fact he s the sole saving grace kareena kapoor has never looked so hot she looks stunning and leaves you all stand up saif ali khan doesn t get his due in here sanjay mishra manoj phawa and yashpal sharma are wasted br br tashan is a boring film the films failure at the box office should you keep away ,0
i have the good common logical sense to know that oil cannot last forever and i am acutely aware of how much of my life in the suburbs revolves around petrochemical products i ve been an avid consumer of new technology and i keep running out of space on powerboards so i know that even the energy crunch associated with peak oil will change my life appreciably br br the end of suburbia shows in a rational and entertaining manner just how much my whole family s lifestyle will have to change in my lifetime i am particularly concerned for the future generations who will have to pick up the tab for our excesses however the film makers do offer a glimmer of hope in that they acknowledge human resourcefulness and determination and the sense of community that tends to be engendered by shared hardship br br there is no point in trying to pretend that peak oil is baseless propaganda or in treating it like the approaching radioactive cloud in on the beach i e with suicide pills at the ready even with our best efforts times will get harder all over and i m hoping there s enough compassion and humanity to go around ,1
it is considered fashion to highlight every social evil as a result of patriarchy and male dominance however moronic this illogical logic may be however within the story and theme of the film there is no grey area and the woman who should be called the film s antagonist is the villain of the story under no circumstances can what she did be justified sexuality of women is just hype in this case and has nothing to do with the actuality it is betrayal of the ultimate sort the man ended up spending his resources and time in the wasteful raising of another man s offspring to top it all the most feeble of arguments raised by the liberated female characters in the climax is pathetic a woman s sexual needs are no excuse for her to commit adultery and continually betray her husband and worse there are no other children so in essence his life has been wasted in some societies where justice still prevails such situations result in the execution of the unjust ,0
of course really experienced reviewers who like stuff like star wars and professional crap will definitely drag this movie and say really bad comments about it but really it is enjoyable teen comedy with an awesome story and good acting br br josie gellar played well by drew barrymore is part of a news reporting team and she has been offered a real job she has to go back to school and find out what teens are like these days well this goes alright until josie remembers her horrible time at high school and gets freaked out but she s never been hip never been cool never been popular until now br br sit back relax and enjoy with never been kissed br br ,1
it might be that the film i saw was entirely different from the one that the others saw however as the actors are the same i can only think that the cut i saw in europe differed from the one circulating in the us br br anyway this was the worst movie that i saw the past five years closely followed by the waterboy br br why because in my opinion this director has taken elements from every thriller preceding this one mixed them put the in the wrong order with the wrong music and published it br br examples nothing happends the music gets scary and still nothing happends the grumpy officer us grumpy in a way that would let the actor flunk any acting class there´s a buddy moment which comes out of nowhere at the end there´s an inescapable scene and in the next scene all the problems are gone br br if you want to see a smart movie see memento if you want to see a better thriller see any thriller that comes to mind if you want to see patrick swayze see dirty dancing ,0
gloria swanson as leila porter is an understandably bored wife workaholic husband elliott dexter as james denby porter has lost his romance along with his waistline he also smokes cigars in bed eats onions and snores he can barely remember his own anniversary which is attended by caddish lew cody as schuyler van sutphen the younger man eyes ms swanson s voluptuous figure and flirts unabashedly soon swanson is drawn to mr cody then mr dexter decides to try and get her back who will win br br the three principals are fine with swanson most impressive in the pivotal role as the woman torn julia faye grabs supporting honors as cody s other interest toodles off screen she tempted director cecil b demille the demille touch is evident especially in an imaginary sequence wherein cody promises swanson pleasure wealth love br br don t change your husband cecil b demille gloria swanson elliott dexter lew cody,1
a cowboy sympathetic to the plight of a nearby indian tribe is wrongly accused in the rape and murder of the chief s daughter leading to much hate and violence br br this crackpot nudie feature is fun to look at though thoroughly impossible to defend on any artistic level the terrible costumes and the fact that all the indians are obviously white makes this look more like a live action cartoon than the serious production that it s press materials pretends it to be br br in short the plentiful nudity the real reason for watching this is good everything else is not there s definitely better examples of both genres br br more interesting is that the ramrodder was filmed at the infamous spahn movie ranch and features not one but two members of the manson family catherine share and bobby beausoleil who was probably already in the can for murder at the time this hit the soda stained screens of the pussycat theater ,0
 don t watch it here s a hint tune in to the last minutes and you ll catch her in a bikini otherwise you ll just have to sit through the flick and endure her helium sucking voice view for screen time with the inexplicable aussie accents of the lost city of atlantis or wherever the heck she goes to to locate her missing father we now know why kathy pursued a non speaking career of modelling she couldn t have survived the death threats from those poor headache suffering victims who heard her voice for more than seconds the rest of the story is some kind of weird poorly lit mad max mish mash ,0
this movie was really funny even though it wasn t meant to be the acting was stupid and so were the voices pretty much all it was was some guy walking around a corn maze for an hour and a half they threw in this stupid super natural thing that made it even dumber it wasn t even like a normal movie this weird creepy music was playing almost the whole way through the movie what is it with corn maze horror films children of the corn was really scary i thought and i thought this would be something like it but really it was just stupid the main character guy just walked around aimlessly yelling for these two little girls and then at the end he like kills someone or something it s worth seeing if you re with your friends because it s really funny how bad it is but if you re looking for a horror movie then don t waste your time,0
i thought that i wrote a comment on this movie before but i can t find it on here anyway i am writing it again i accidentally found this movie from my college s library collections it was free to watch so why not br br i am certainly glad that i watched it i love this movie i have seen a few russian movies before most of them have serious topics i am surprised that this was one a good comedy i had a great laugh while watching it and this is a movie that i want to buy this thing is so funny and they are not just silly funny those plots were very original and well thought so they don t seem to be silly at all i am surprised that this movie didn t attract many viewers this is a classic that you can watch it over and over br br those actors were also very authentic their acting are real not faked if you haven t watched it go get a copy soon definitely recommended ,1
 best in show is certainly christopher guest s funniest and deepest movie yet the characters are excellently portrayed and the connection of pet to owner adds a new level of comedy to the movie i ve been a fan of guest since spinal tap but in this movie he has truly achieved what he set out to do in the mock umentary a genre he invented and has now perfected ,1
i can only assume the previous posts came from execs at the production company br br attended the uk premiere last night zane and brook attended they probably knew i was gonna be there and are undoubtedly stars but what a turkey of a film i felt sorry for them at times when the audience erupted in laughter at what were serious thriller scenes br br but perhaps i was missing the point perhaps an element of tongue in cheek was intended if so pure genius if not career genocide br br on the plus side zane always shines and brook can actually act a little as the other half said as we ran out the cinema avec broken ribs they can be forgiven for this film as they both seem like nice people the scriptwriter however should be marooned ,0
i love japanese movies having seen at least so it s obvious i am not afraid of japanese films however sometimes there are japanese concepts for film that just don t translate well to westerners they might be hits at home but abroad they just don t seem well normal it s like the live fish my wife ate on a business meeting or odd ps games such as dating simulators or katamari damacy things that are accepted there that confuse non japanese this is probably the way others view things americans take for granted such as american football fried snicker bars and paris hilton well the king of strange japanese films that just don t seem right to americans might just be atama yama now the style of animation isn t the issue it s different but nice enough no it s the story concept itself and the rather bizarre ending that s what make this a truly unusual film and it goes like this there was a stingy man who for no apparent reason had a tree growing out of his head it was little at first and he simply cut it away but again and again it grew back so he just decided to let it go and after a while people began living on his head under the shade of the tree oddly while they were under the tree they were tiny but when they left they were full sized again then after finally getting sick of it all and yanking out the tree the man drown himself in the hole in the top of the head where the tree was the end br br see i told you this was very very odd but not in a good way like tampopo or happiness of the katakuris just odd o d d odd and unless you have a very high tolerance for this sort of thing i doubt if you ll feel bad to know that this oscar nominated film did not win frankly that makes me happy as i really don t want this film to spur on such similar films the only reason it earns a is due to nice but not spectacular animation br br this film made my brain hurt i hope that isn t a sign that i have a tree ,0
mulva is put in a sugercoma by teen ape when she awakens she s considerably hotter the parts played by debbie rochon in this sequel and out for revenge on those that did her wrong as the sub title and box art implies this is indeed a take off on the kill bill films but this being a chris seaver s film it s a wildly incompetent satire and i use that last term extremely loosely i d love to say this is better than the first film but truth be told i was so impossibly drunk off my ass when i saw the previous film that i can t even hope to compare the two at this point in time but i must have enjoyed it since i bought the sequel see when i m drunk i like for lack of a better word complete and total crappy movies there are a few laugh out loud moments very few but i do remember bonejack being funnier though well at least at slightly over an hour it is over mighty quickly for what it s worth br br my grade d br br dvd extras audio commentary by director chris seaver actress debbie rochon and the lbp gang second commentary by seaver minute making of featurette lloyd kaufman s minute tribute to low budget pictures fake minute syrup commercial stills gallery promo trailer and trailers for mulva quest for the egg salad fiilthy mcnasty the feral man the bonesetter midnight skater demon summer splatter rampage wrestling ,0
webs starts in chicago present day as four electricians dean richard grieco ray richard yearwood sheldon jeffrey douglas junior jason jones are about to disconnect the electric to an unused building scheduled for demolition as they search for the relevant cables stuff they come across a set of doors that according to the buildings blue prints shouldn t be there being nosey all that they force the doors open to have a look find a room full of computers scientific machinery as they mess around with some buttons a portal to a parallel universe opens dean junior accidentally fall in with ray sheldon following soon after in search of their friends unfortunately they ve all ended up in an exact parallel earth that has been taken over by a mutant spider thing that either eats people or turns them into mutant soldiers with which she uses to protect herself do whatever she wants them to really in a desperate bid for survival they team up with a few of the last remaining humans including the original inventor of the portal dr richard morelli colin fox who says that with the help of our electrician boys he might yeah might be able to build another portal to take them back home br br edited directed by david wu i thought webs was pretty crap it s as simple straight forward as that really the script by grenville case robinson young is preposterous to say the least has plot holes in it you could drive a tank through for instance is this film really trying to suggest that a few mutant spider things no bigger than a couple of people in size took over an entire world how did they do this if this parallel earth was the same as ours where the hell was the army the police all of our weapons a few fragile looking spider things against literally billions of humans the whole flawed stupid downright naff concept constantly bugged me throughout the entire film lets not forget that there is a inter dimensional portal to a parallel earth in the basement of most buildings that have sat there undisturbed for decades remain in perfect working order right then there s the nuclear reactor the size of a briefcase the fact one electrician can make it work perfectly purely by accident as he randomly presses a few buttons in a room that probably had s spread over dozens of pieces of equipment what about the wonderfully thoughtful guy who sets an explosive bobby trap in his base without telling anyone what if one of his mates had set it off found themselves blown to pieces by their mates homemade bomb you wouldn t be best pleased would you what about food do they grow their own in little vegetable patches i could go on on all day long about how flawed ill conceived poorly written webs is but i can t be bothered the character s are clichéd annoying as is the film as a whole which obviously doesn t help the only half decent thing i can say about webs is that it s short it moves along at a fair pace but when all said done it s still crap br br director wu has to take a large chunck of the blame here for a start the film looks cheap the editing that he is credited with is terrible there s lots of annoying inappropriate slow motion shots that come from nowhere the action scenes are almost identical become incredibly boring very quickly he uses that highly annoying quick cut technique along with a bit of the old jerky camera movement now i don t know about anyone else but i hate this editing style as it just looks a complete incoherent mess in fact i don t know a single person who does like this sort of thing i m puzzled as to why filmmakers think people do forget about any gore just a few shotgun wounds to the spider zombie soldier guys they don t have red blood anyway so it doesn t relate to reality in my mind br br webs was made for tv the american sci fi channel i think it looks every bit as cheap low budget rushed as you would expect it s all so bland forgettable flat dull the special effects are far from special the spider thing lacks imagination when finally revealed the acting was ok considering everything else was so poor i still can t believe the sweater grieco was wearing in this br br webs is crap i can t really say anything good about it other than i ve sat through worse films that s the sole reason i m not giving it star a quick glance at the imdb user ratings for webs confirms what i already knew in that it has more votes than any other there is very good reason why ,0
when i looked at this years wrestlemania s match card i was so stoked and unable to control myself because i was full of excitement br br it starts and it ends br br i m sitting there angry to hell because of how much i wanted my money back i mean you watch wrestlemania one of my favorites which will go down as a classic and then you expect the same and get the average garbage they have every now and then the one moment in the entire show that ruined it for me was when hbk tapped out that very moment of hbk losing to john cena john cena is such a loser poser it almost ruined wrestlemania for me when he beat triple h i couldn t watch wwe after seeing wrestlemania i m starting to watch it again luckily i again have faith in wwe after wrestlemania the greatest i have ever seen which was a pure classic wrestlemania it definitely made up for mania and gave us lots of memorable moments as well br br if you have watched any of the wrestlemanias before this one like the ones that turn you into fans wrestlemania turned me into a fan please don t watch this and make the same mistake i made and leave wwe behind and if you do watch it and are angry start watching it again and watch wrestlemania it is absolutely classic ,0
well on the endless quest for horror we will come across this film apparently re released on dvd recently for some ungodly reason the transfer is awful and the quality just sucks i don t think this is due to a bad remaster or anything i just think the film is poorly done br br obviously filmed at an abandoned school with a budget that was no doubt wasted on cheap beer and no talent hacks slaughter high starts out slow and doesn t pick up pace until about an hour in first we get to see a nerd as he is picked on by a group of i actually don t even know what they were supposed to be jocks the ringleader with his ultra hooknose is so ugly he should have definitely been cast as the nerd then there is a big guy and a couple of dumb losers and chicks who are supposed to be hot but aren t it s a mystery why this group of rejects is picking on one of their own but i guess the viewer is to assume these are cool kids picking on a dweeb the casting choices are horrendous as most of the high schoolers are played by thirty somethings as other reviewers on here have pointed out the actors if you can call them that are a bunch of brits whose accents slip out numerous times throughout this piece of crap we are left to assume that this group of children were the only students at this school as their reunion is only them at the school which is now shown to be abandoned is just them br br the kills are lame the gore is not great and the script is like scooby doo with real people lines like this place gives me the creeps and someone gimme a beer are highlights it s just not good skip this one unless you are getting wasted with some friends and wanna laugh at a real lame attempt at a slasher if you wanna see good get bava s bay of blood done years earlier and a heck of a lot better if you wanna see a good bad slasher see just before dawn or the burning out of kids ,0
tu pa tam is one of the worst movies i ve ever seen but on the other hand is better then most of the movies from slovenia who are filled with depressing characters and story without any bright ideas tu pa tam is bright optimistic and without any artistic moments in many interviews director mitja okorn tried to tell us that his movie is top quality just because it didn t cost a lot of money but thinking that way is wrong tu pa tam is for me very bad movie the dialogs are really bad written of the script is consisted of cursing the characters are stereotypical morons the story and its twists are very predictable and the action sequences this movie supposed to be an action comedy are filmed very very bad and without any style okorn is just thinking he s even bigger than quentin tarantino so he s copying his style over all minutes the humor in the movie is very cheap and primitive okorn probably thinks that constant cursing is funny in my opinion is tu pa tam very cheap not only by budget movie with stupid story and very very bad acting ,0
this is the very la nouvelle vague one of the best films of the new wave and i dare say one of the first ten ever made why the atmosphere the story the actors actress are all brilliant this is the theater a fairy tale the life the film paris thank you mr rivette ,1
this movie which was released directly on video should carry a warning label that it is dangerous to human health and may subject the viewer to terminal boredom it is yet another thinly veiled evangalizing rapture religious movie with the good guys the believers suddenly vanishing and the bad guys the non believers left behind it s an interesting concept especially since we see it happen on a flight captained by a non believer who is having a sinful affair with a stewardess aboard needless to say that sinner doesn t disappear either unhappily with all the pilots being non believers the plane did not crash or the movie would have been mercifully over though this could have be interesting without the heavy religious browbeating as a whole the plodding movie makes one gag the acting is horrible and the obviously computer generated simulations are very fake looking plus it s yet another movie shot in canada that purports to be new york city spare me i ll just read the bible ,0
hobgoblins what a concept rick sloan was a master with this film he had the brilliance to produce a film with actors that couldn t act on top of that he chose to write a script based on some sort of bad acid trip gone serriously wrong put it together you end up with a film that sucks more than a warehouse filled with suction cups and vaccum cleaners this movie was very painful the pain it caused is about equal to the pain caused by having your genitals carved out with a spoon and then having the entire wound covered with salt and hydrochloric acid ,0
this movie is one of the sleepers of all time i gave it a rating the story is of the famed bushwhackers out of missouri that fought on the side of the south during the war between the states the clothing they wore were authentic the history and why they fought is very accurate and well researched there was actually one of the battles that did not take place as they depicted but not bad for hollywood the actors were well cast and were either the most brilliant of actors or the director really know how to get the best from them i suspect it was a combination of great directing super casting to find the right people and excellent performing by the actors not just one or two this movie really jelled it has action romance suspense good guys and bad guys sometimes depending on your individual perspective and history all rolled into one movie even has the future spiderman and jewel and she s good ,1
back in the s those of us who were bad movie aficionados thought that plan nine from outer space was the worst movie ever made and would remain so for all time to put things in perspective though we also thought that was a lot to pay for a new car br br as we grew older our innocence was gradually stripped away as we were exposed to movies like hercules in new york and overdrawn at the memory bank which completely redefined the bad movie genre in this context last night my son and i saw alien from l a which pushed the envelope to an extreme unimaginable just a generation ago to call this movie bad or wretched or execrable completely fails to do it justice as does any other label existent in the english language even if there were words with which to accurately describe this movie it would be of no consequence since they would be banned in civilized society br br the alien referred to in the title is played by kathy ireland who apparently took some time off from modeling swimsuits for sports illustrated to kick off her cinematic career her casting might seem some sort of recommendation until you actually see the movie the makeup artists earned their money by making kathy look so drab and unappetizing you would not want to touch her with the far end of a broomstick no mean feat to put it bluntly in this movie she has a face that would freeze medusa even worse than her look though was her voice which was so raucous that i initially failed to credit it as originating with a human being throughout the movie i found myself longing for a chalkboard to drag my nails across to cover the screechy twang of her dialog at the end of the movie kathy finally gets a makeover and finds herself in her beloved swimsuit i suggested to my son that the movie would have been better if they had put her in the swimsuit at the beginning of the movie so at least we would have had something to watch my son perceptively pointed out that if they had then removed the swimsuit and stuffed it into her mouth it would have considerably improved the movie on two counts i defer to the plain brilliance of his observation if you have any doubts compare this dreck to barbarella in which a competent filmmaker shows how to exploit the assets of an ethereally beautiful leading lady in the fantasy genre br br of the plot itself there is little on which to comment since there was so little in evidence it is said that if a million monkeys typed unceasingly for millions of years eventually one would come up with hamlet by the process of elimination the rest of the time they would come up with something approximating this screenplay imagine if you will a modern day alice falling into a hole and dropping feet onto a rock slab following which she gets up dusts herself off and starts looking for her long lost father in the city kingdom of atlantis once in atlantis she spends most of her time running fighting or climbing stairs and ladders and basically trying to keep out of the hands of a general who seems to have no soldiers to do his bidding and who would make tiny tim look macho this summation as abbreviated as it appears is probably longer than the shooting script br br on the plus side as you revel in the production values and take in whatever you can of the sets and costumes through the smoke and haze you realize that this is one movie in which you can actually see on the screen where all of the budget went br br the thought that kept going through my mind was that filmmakers ought not be given access to drugs and alcohol while they are shooting a movie or perhaps prior if it leads to results like alien from l a though in fairness i have to acknowledge that i don t know whether they were actually involved in substance abuse or were simply brain dead at the outset of the project ,0
i happened across this movie while channel surfing and it seemed to be yet another poorly made christian film about the end times which i find rather entertaining because they take themselves so seriously to be fair i only saw the last minutes so i missed the part about ufos and the sci fi stuff but it was long enough for me to categorize it as an embarrassing and appalling representation of the christian faith as well as a rather pathetic film in any artistic sense br br as a film the script was terrible the acting was mediocre and the pacing was poor the cinematography and direction were sub par no interesting visuals no layered plot line no creativity don t just blame it on the budget films can still be interesting without special effects this wasn t christian films cannot excuse their mediocrity and unoriginality in the artistic sphere just because of their message and the message here was hardly christian br br disclaimer the rest of this comment is targeted towards christians br br first off it is unethical in any business to bait and switch your customers i don t like being told i can win a free ipod only to realize i have to spend at participating stores first nonchristians don t like being told they re watching a sci fi film and then get bombarded with christian propaganda that has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer hidden agendas don t win you any friends much less converts br br secondly you should not use overt threats to convince people your beliefs are true the actors who represented christians came off as callous smug bullies when dealing with the skeptical unbeliever they even go so far as to stage the rapture in order to scare him into believing representational dialogue turn to jesus or go to hell fine don t believe me but you ll be sorry the day you die i can guarantee you ll wish you paid more attention to this jesus stuff when you land in the belly of hell ok i may be exaggerating but it certainly came off in the same manner if you think this is a clear message for christ you re wrong i don t recall jesus using threats and coercion and i don t think people can make an authentic decision to believe in him out of fear so christians please don t use this as a witnessing tool for your unsaved friends it is heavy handed offensive and inaccurate in portraying a true christian message br br thirdly the theology was bad apart from characterizing jesus as a means of hell insurance it gave no room for debate or discussion and didn t attempt to engage the issue of whether ufos or alien life could exist instead it offered one pat answer ufos are the devil s scheme to deceive people when the rapture happens which is neither biblical nor widely accepted by most christians as the bible doesn t mention ufos or aliens you can t use it as a source to draw conclusions one way or the other the rapture isn t necessarily even a widely accepted sound biblical concept though nowadays most evangelical christians seem to believe it because of a popular book series if you do your research as so many of the supportive reviewers are suggesting the idea of two comings of christ the first as the rapture is a relatively new phenomena in church tradition popularized by some traveling evangelists around the turn of the th century the majority of orthodox christians will probably find this film s message to be a pretty big stretch that rests on a lot of unsupported presuppositions br br basically this film misses the mark both as a worthwhile piece of entertainment and as an accurate representation of christianity and its beliefs i wouldn t recommend it ,0
went to wal mart and found this film on dvd and had no idea whether i made a bad purchase or a good one it is the later outcome to my viewing the entire film from beginning to end michelle rodriquez diana guzman bloodrayne gave a great performance and her looks are beautiful sexy and at the same time a real study in the art of how acting is really performed diana did not like her home life and especially her own father for the abuse he gave her mother she decides to get boxing training in a local brooklyn gym and is not really well accepted by the male boxers in her high school there is plenty of friction between her female classmates and guys there is lots of action in the ladies bathroom and references as to private parts of guys if you like boxing and seeing a hot sexy gal do wonders in the ring and knock the boys on their you know what this is the film for you ,1
as jennifer denuccio used to say on square pegs gag me out the door i would definitely vote this movie on imdb s worst movie list br br dennis christopher plays t t a guy from chicago who goes to california peddling his brother s jazz records he is supposed to be a barney placed in the locals only surfing community but he acts more like he is new to civilization just try to get through his sex scene without squirming there are also the on going adventures of the rest of the local population that the viewer must endure that of duke seymour cassell the volleyball expert who tries to get t t to act like a normal human being the obnoxious drunk surfers who cheat on their girlfriends and the guy who makes a bet with another that he can live in car for sixth months br br california dreaming is just a big old mess it starts out like a typical seventies romp complete with bad s music even though this movie came out one year shy of the s and dennis christopher comes off as the most irritable loser it makes the movie hard to watch keep your finger on the fast forward button even if this movie was supposed to be about the surfer culture the surf scenes are almost total garbage the people at the surf contest look as though they can t keep from falling asleep br br i guess the only cool thing is seeing tanya roberts outside of her role as midge on the sitcom that s s show and cassell wasn t bad he was just in a bad movie ,0
another masterpiece that needs a dvd release but some libraries have the vhs and well worth seeking out just a brilliant play about many things foremost being euthanasia respectability religion and fundamental human relationships the script effectively uses intelligent humor not only to cope with an issue like a severely disabled child but to bind the parents in their love for jo and each other as the couple alan bates and janet suzman are perfectly matched both in acting virtuosity and in bringing their deep intelligent characters to life br br i ve recently seen bates brilliant performance in butley which was released as a film a couple years after joe egg and he plays a teacher in both cynical intellectual and funny although butley is much darker than his character of bry here if you throw in such great performances in the go between women in love whistle down the wind the caretaker and georgy girl not to mention the more obvious king of hearts and zorba the greek and i d say that alan bates had a career comparable to peter o toole albert finney and the other great british actors of his era br br director peter medak also had one of my all time favorites the ruling class released the same year as joe egg which comprises a career year in anybody s book he s had kind of a spotty filmography the krays was another highlight but these two gems will mark him as a great director ,1
horror movies can be a lot of fun with low budgets bad acting and a bit of panache i think the film is just missing panache because one thuddingly dull scene after another people make laughably harmless claw handed grabs at the air if it weren t so boring it might be funny br br a horror film can go a long way with a tired concept like college kids in a haunted house in much the same way the evil dead movies had a lot of fun with a similar standard plotline hallow s end unfortunately doesn t go a long way actually it doesn t go anywhere it spends the better part of an hour setting up faceless and anonymous characters with what seem like endless interpersonal drama i have nothing against character development not even in a horror movie but these are strictly one dimensional characters the alpha male the milquetoast the um throwaway characters that exist mostly for sex scenes spending forty plus bloodless droning minutes with them was more horrific than when the bloodshed started br br well implied bloodshed anyway when the college kids turn into whatever they dressed as for their haunted house one s a vampire one s wearing o r scrubs and some white pancake they look pretty much the way they did in their amateur haunted house costumes the dead hate the living using a similar theme is a masterwork in comparison there isn t really any gore to speak of nor are there any real scares br br i ve thought about this one from almost every approach if it was supposed to be a tight suspenseful horror movie which would explain why things moved so slowly the pathetic sex scenes and cheap monsters would invalidate it if it was supposed to be a genuine blood guts horror movie which would explain the schlock where s the blood and guts and the anticlimax is one of the unexciting endings to a movie i ve ever seen it s the kind of movie that though it doesn t have a narrator through the film is bookended by voice overs because all of the meaningless dialogue just wasn t enough br br this was a hard one coming out of it i wonder if i ve just sat through a christian horror film maybe the i know hell exists of the opening wasn t meant that way but there are some hints or misdirection i m not sure which for all the profanity in the film a line like gosh darnit comes off a little absurd and so does most of the crucifix worshipping god fearing and satan dreading especially after some lecherous t a sex scenes one heterosexual one lesbian br br if it a christian company highland myst s logo even has a bit of a crucifix resemblance then this film weighs in heavily for the atheist camp an omnipotent being can t be this bad a filmmaker br br ,0
if you like poor se some bad acting and a total lack of credibility this is a movie for you so a really cheap looking movie but i liked it anyway why because i like those kind of movies i can t help but smile when i see these kind of movies what were the producers actors director and se people thinking when they made this film don t expect an abyss or alien just a very low budget horror adventure movie br br there is one nice splatter moment when a guy s head is shot off but for the most the horror is pretty tame the final monster is pretty cool too br br it s only minutes long so you can t go wrong there maybe you can pick it up at your local videostore or watch it on tv i m sure you will have a good time watching it br br but don t say you weren t warned ,0
 wagons east is widely known as john candy s last movie as he died on the set that s just what makes it so sad not simply that candy suffered a fatal heart attack but that it was on the set of such a crummy movie seriously i don t know what they were thinking when they came up with this piece of crap but the flick has no redeeming qualities it s as if they took every unused script for stupid westerns and just mixed them together and filmed it no wonder john candy didn t want to make the movie maybe his contractual participation was what did him in br br anyway the point is that candy did much better than this throughout his career to be certain he had already completed michael moore s canadian bacon in which the united states declares war on canada just stick with that one and you can say that candy ended his career honorably as for richard lewis who previous had co starred with candy in eugene levy s absurd but hilarious once upon a crime he made up for this piece of crap by frequently guest appearing on countdown with keith olbermann in later years ,0
this is part one of a short animation clip showing the history of the matrix the war between man and machine that resulted in the eventual creation of the matrix the animation is part japanese anime part contemporary american animation and is very well made considering the excellent directors behind the movie it shows the initial development of ai and the exploitation of the machines by man until the day they rebelled ,1
a lot has been said about shinjuku triad society as the first true miike film and i thought this sort of description might have been a cliché but like all clichés it is based on the truth all the miike trademarks are here the violence the black humour the homosexuality the taboo testing and the difficult to like central character shinjuku is however one of miike s most perfectly formed films he says in an interview that if he made it again it would be different but not necessarily better i think what he means is that the film possesses a truly captivating energy and raw edge which seems so fresh that although he might be able to capture a more visually or technically complex movie he could not replicate or better the purity of this film br br as you might expect the violence is utterly visceral gushing blood and gritty beatings are supplemented by a fantastic scene in which a woman has a chair smashed over her face only a miike film could let you get away with a sentence like that the film has a fantastic pace unlike dead or alive which begins and ends strongly and dips in the middle dead or alive also deals with similar issues miike is clearly concerned about the relations between the japanese and chinese in the postwar period and this emotive subject is handled well here the central character really coming to life when you begin to understand his past br br i cannot sing shinjuku s praises enough i do not want to give away too much this is miike before he began to use cgi to animate his films and is almost reminiscent of something like kitano s sonatine the central characters are superbly realized and the final twist guarantees that as soon as the film has finished you ll be popping it back on again to work it all out ,1
quite frankly it seemed like seven hours of boredom as well what is it what is it about will smith that i just can t stand any longer i guess he just seems too hellbent on being taken seriously and obtaining an oscar i understand how bias this is but unless he undergoes some new acting lessons i can t ever see him winning one he s a huge name and is therefore generally confused with being a talented and diverse actor he s just not i give him credit for trying so hard and being able to cry at the drop of a hat that s about it br br seven pounds was kind of an eyeroller for me right from the start the suicide call didn t intrigue me in any way i wasn t curious to know why he was calling in his own suicide there were absolutely no surprises the best i can say is that will smith and rosario dawson had some decent on screen chemistry also i don t know her name but the hispanic woman did an excellent job with her role as a scared and beaten wife woody harrelson had very limited screen time but i d say he stole the show whenever he was on br br all in all just an extremely run of the mill unoriginal plot i couldn t help asking myself the whole way through why i cared about any of these people never once felt sorry for tim ben he killed himself with a jellyfish was the only survivor in an person accident geewiz didn t see any of that coming br br is pretty generous ,0
i can t praise this film enough it had a lot of that hand held first person shaking camera which i love and some hate because it makes them sick like rec cloverfield and blair witch project br br it is a long movie for its kind but i didn t even notice because the film was so interesting by just showing the footage from a paranormal reporter s work the movie keeps up the pace making it a real time experience for the viewer br br while i would never call this film the scariest horror ever made i d have to say it s certainly one of the best i ve seen the fear factor here is constructed by details in the images camera glitches events linked to one another which lend a very mysterious and haunting tone to the movie the horror is more in what is not shown but left to our imaginations the ending is perfect and be warned that you might have nightmares afterwards a second viewing is highly recommended though br br watch this one alone in the dark don t expect anything and you ll have fun ,1
if movies like ghoulies rip off gremlins then hobgoblins sinks to the new low of ripping off garbage like ghoulies these barely animated furbies have some kind of scheme to fulfill fantasies which involve basically groteque characters sex dreams oh joy but what that has to do with anything is anybody s guess except to let the director indulge his kinky penchant for erotica they show this down in the th circle of hell one suspects there s no real plot just goblins kill and feeble attempts at humor and a mild attempt to arouse the viewing audience ,0
 zabriskie point this was especially interesting to me on a personal level since it takes place under identical circumstances with identical peers in my own life – the counter culture movement of the late s early s on and off campus we follow two unrelated young people in separate stories who are slowly woven together one is a young man in los angeles tired of all the endless pseudo revolutionary jabber in the classrooms and lunchrooms of his campus and the other a young woman driving to phoenix to see her father employer and take on an establishment job the film is full of our italian director s michelangelo antonioni visual notations of america and the confused psychedelicrazies of that era s self righteous we know it all we ll change everything for the better youth just who is the revolutionary what does that really mean do you dress like one and march around chanting do you fly in under the radar but give advance notice of your arrival do you keep your plans to yourself and go about the business of change with no need for group approval zabriskie point is definitely a period piece full of slang uniforms somewhat surreal film moments after all this is a film by the man who gave us the amazing blow up of and the era s artifacts but it is more it presents options for cultural revolution and going by antonioni who does seem to be supportive of it the youth are too self involved to see what is needed for radical success because of this it becomes a powerful frightening film that applies to anyone any time any place ,1
footprints certainly isn t your average run of the mill giallo and that s no bad thing unlike his previous effort the fifth cord which was your classic giallo luigi bazzoni s film forsakes almost all of the giallo trademarks and instead of murder the focus is very on psychological mystery it s obvious from the outset that this is going to be an entirely bizarre film as the film opens up with a scene set on the moon things don t get any clearer after that as the lunar sequence turns out to be the dream of alice a troubled woman alice is tormented by dreams of an astronaut stranded on the moon which have apparently come from a viewing of a film called footprints on the moon after several things go wrong for her alice decides to go to a mostly deserted former tourist spot named garma upon her arrival she is surprised as the people she meets seem to already know her alice also meets a young red headed girl who also seems to already know her the girl tells alice she looks exactly like nicole except nicer and with shorter hair br br the fact that footprints doesn t feature much in the way of sex murder and other giallo trademarks puts it somewhat on the back foot with it s primary audience from the beginning as most people going into this film aren t going to get what they were expecting or probably wanted but on the other hand footprints commands respect for the fact that it doesn t just follow on from what went before it by the giallo had started to lose it s popularity and many of the films coming out around this period with a few very notable exceptions were merely retreads of what came before so luigi bazzoni would have been taking a big chance on this film florinda bolkan gives a strong performance in the lead role and the fact that she s not the prettiest giallo heroine isn t really important the mystery builds nicely throughout and while it can become a little turgid at times footprints is generally speaking intriguing for the duration it probably won t come as a surprise to many once they get there that the ending doesn t make much sense and doesn t really clear anything up but it nicely adds to the bizarre cult value of the film and all in all i give footprints a thumbs up ,1
i ve been watching attack of the show religiously for about months maybe longer but not much i was very infatuated with olivia and i found kevin to be very witty and the repertoire between them very good lately though it s starting to wear thin due to many factors for me first my favorite segment is the first minutes called around the net that shows video clips that you would find on a site like youtube that are generally funny or of people getting hurt inadvertently some intentionally umm this when watched to times a week shows again and again the same stuff i really haven t seen anything that good and i can only laugh at people actually probably breaking their necks and being paralyzed so many times the show is like a late show wanna be colbert report wanna be with it s politics also if you do not live in a blue state and are not an automatic liberal this humor gets old also mccain is old yeah yeah whatever libs have no guts to make fun of themselves because they are not smart enough to realize that would endear themselves as having a sense of humor that they can laugh at themselves so it s almost every show bash mccain or palin sheesh so we get the same old vids of people getting hurt that we are supposed to keep laughing at and then some leftist political humor that never laugh s at itself out of it s own weakness i ll keep watching since i watch at work and it s all that s on hoping that i ll be entertained but it is getting somewhat old i did like the fill in host s of chris and alison though they were actually a good change of pace maybe this show could do a rotating host thing olivia who i thought at times in the beginning was really funny has resorted to this constant pouting response and it s getting old lol of it will keep you in a young mindset which is good if you re a younger baby boomer like me mid s maybe a cartoon of the day would be another segment they should do there is a ton of stuff available they could use ,1
i m guessing the writers have never read a book of any kind much less a dickens novel and certainly not david copperfield and that they based their screenplay on another poorly written screenplay possibly an adaptation of copperfield though just as likely anything else from which they randomly discarded about a third of the pages and then shuffled the rest along with some random pages from a screenplay that someone s eighth grade nephew had written for an english class and for which he had received a failing grade br br if the casting was a bad joke e g richards as kramer playing micawber which it was then the direction and acting were the poorly delivered punch lines getting beyond kramer as micawber if possible ham was such a complete ogre hunch back and all that i was half expecting at some point to see him being pursued by an angry pitch fork and torch wielding mob of villagers uriah was almost as much of a clown figure as micawber mr murdstone evoked about as much terror as that muppet vampire from sesame street the actor playing older david was i believe actually a woman in any case looking perpetually as if he wished he could find a mirror to see how pretty he looked and fancied that he looked quite pretty indeed he could scarcely convince us that he was writing with a quill pen and while we re on that subject in one of the many gross inaccuracies perpetrated by the half wit producers of this embarrassment in the unnecessary shots of david writing his story he appears to be somewhere between and years old when he should be in his forties perhaps the greatest transgression although it s difficult to choose was the invented showdown between david and murdstone as he courted a third wife in switzerland preceded of course by the invented death of murdstone s second wife while they were at it it is a wonder they didn t send heep to the guillotine and have him deliver sidney carton s famous last words it couldn t have made things much worse really it might have been far far better br br there are literally thousands of small and large sins against literature throughout this miscarriage of art and anyone who watches it runs the risk of severe and permanent damage to all aspects of their sensibility ,0
ghost train is a fine and entertaining film typical of the better british comedy chillers of the s and s the antics of comedian arthur askey are not as funny as they once apparently were but this can be overcome by viewing him as a period piece or a curiosity br br for a low budget wartime production ghost train is atmospheric effective and it provides some genuine suspense great fun for a dark and yes stormy night lighten up take off the critic s hat and enjoy ,1
i just watched the last wave in my school s fine arts library it s intriguing like all peter weir s stuff but it s not always as attention holding as i would have liked i found myself fascinated by the ideas being thrown at me because they are very well handled by the film s director weir but at the same time i was not stimulated enough by them aka i got a little bored in spots br br the plot surrounds an aussie lawyer who becomes obsessed with certain dreams he has which link him to an aborigone group he is defending br br it starts out with an intense weather sequence and has some very awesome mood effects throughout most notably the bizarre belching sound design and strong direction but it just didn t entertain me like weir s later films do i might just need to watch it again though br br good film about obsession and mystery because in the end the mystery that exists between the whites and the aboriginies offers some very severe consequences br br god bless peter weir though for him alone this film is worth watching very organic director like an aussie response malick i d give it a because it s got enough great ideas to overcome its boring moments ,1
this movie is very violent yet exciting with original dialog and cool characters it has one of the most moving stories and is very true to life the movie start off with action star leo fong as a down and out cop who is approaching the end of his career when he stumbles on to a big case that involves corruption black mail and murder this is where the killings start from start finish fong delivers in this must see action caper this movie also co stars richard roundtree br br i really enjoyed this film as a child but as i got older i realized that this film is pretty cheesy and not very good i would not recommend this film and the action is very very bad ,0
 spoiler alert please don t read if you don t want the movie spoiled br br i was originally planning on seeing this movie this past weekend but my plans ended up making me unable to have time to see it so me my friend made plans to see it after school today boy are we glad we did the movie starts off in italy with a planned heist with a group of guys charlie croker mark whalberg steve frezelli edward norton lyle also known as napster seth green you ll get the nickname later handsome rob jason statham left ear mos deaf john bridger donald sutherland plan a heist to steal gold bricks this leads to the whole opening which is a good to minutes and involves a boat chase which opens the movie up right while driving away in their get away van steve frezelli turns on the group steals the gold and kills john bridger who is pretty much the retiring leader of the group fast foward to a year later where where stella bridger charlize theron john s daughter is one of the top safe crackers that anyone can ask for charlie croker who was actually indirectly responsible for her father s death as he called him out of retirement for the heist says that they ve found steve who has gone into hiding and want to get back at him for what he did she at first declines but later agrees and the teamgets back together along with getting the help of wrench franky g a mechanic to carry out the perfect heist while creating one of the largest traffic jams in los angeles history this movie is a perfect mix of action with funny bits thrown in throughout there s an on running joke about seth green s character lyle creating napster and how shawn fanning who makes a cameo stole it while he fell asleep and eventually lyle will only answer if refered to as napster there s even a funny line in the movie by seth who goes he said in an interview he called it napster because it described his hair like it was nappy he callled it that because i was napping when he stole it the begining and ending sequences are pure genius and everything in between fits perfectly the only negative thing i can think of with the movie is that edward norton s acting was a bit weak he wasn t a big tough bad guy he acted like he was being paid and just doing the bare minimum which is a fact as he was forced to do this movie due to contractual obligation but even with that problem being the only real gripe with the film the movie is still very enjoyable and i definetly recommend seeing it and even if you re not interested in the actual movie go to see seth green shine in the comedic role he s perfect rating out of ,1
i saw this film at school and absolutely loved it based on a true story this is an absolutely splendid masterpiece of a film seriously i couldn t find anything wrong with it one definite plus is how it was filmed set in morrocco in the wind and the lion is filled with stirring images like the great raisuli on horseback especially the cinematography was faultless the editing was crisp the costumes were gorgeous and the scenery was breathtaking and i have to mention the music from jerry goldsmith it was phenomenal i have used this phrase a lot recently but goldsmith ain t my favourite film composer for nothing his score here is so rousing and exciting it shows the man s true musical genius and this gem of a score should be up there with goldsmith s best scores with legend rambo first blood patton and the secret of nimh br br the action is exhilarating and the screenplay is intelligent and sophisticated the direction is sensitively handled too the performances were astounding as well with sean connery ever the picture of charisma and suavity magnificent as the great raisuli he almost dominates the entire picture on his own he is joined by a feisty candice bergen a wily john huston and a captivating brian keith in one of his more understated performances the history is fairly accurate perhaps flimsy in some areas but with the acting music and visuals so good i am past caring bethany cox,1
i m disappointed that reiser who wrote the film felt the need to use so much profanity for no reason whatsoever maybe that s his idea of adult films plenty of nasty words with bathroom humor thrown in i thought better of him and think less of him for this movie br br falk s acting and some moments of humor as well as some possibly important themes are what made me give it such a high rating br br this might be a good movie for adult children to watch and laugh over about their own folks and their foibles but the lack of consideration for audience families seriously detriments what could have been a family film but fails certainly not worth spending money on though it might be worth a watch for free on television ,1
simply put the only saving grace this movie has is settings costumes and an ok punk concert how h r giger must feel about his cyborg picture on the cover of this movie i wouldn t like to know right away all i could do was make sardonic comments about the films protagonists i was hoping that the freaks in this movie would execute them in gory fashion i sense spoilers a comin i was wondering if this film in the spirit of the first min was intended to be as humorously half baked as the rest of it examining all the obvious political outcries police trying to rape a freak the discussion of superficialities between the freak and the frat boy and the punk concert w the female vocalist and the use of slow motion in the fighting sequences which screams martial arts coordinator i just don t know the character named steve irked me since he tries to pick fights w people off the street he shoulda been mugged and raped and looks bad when he broke that guy s neck towards the end want me to show you how to do it i must say this though if they would ve developed other characters better than they did splatter this might have gone somewhere if there was a to give this movie it would ve got it but alas it s a ,0
this is not a film is a clever witty and often heart touching movie it s a retrospective of a failed relationship between michael connor michael leydon campbell and his estranged irish girlfriend grace mckenna michael down on his luck decides to make a documentary replaying his whole relationship and what went wrong he exploits his friendship with an actor he met at the gym nadia nadia dajani who he gets to play grace the concept of this film is very original michaels relationship is shown from every point whether it s a high or low michael leydon campbell pulls off a fantastic performance that makes you want to help him find grace if fact most of the characters pull off great performances except the puzzler the puzzler is needed to move the plot along yet seems too surreal to exist in a coffee shop his monologues are often overdrawn and pointless this is proved when he says out of this chaos we re all trying to create order and out of the order meaning but in reality there is no such thing as meaning something only has meaning if we make it have meaning br br the commentary saves this movie the commentary is done in the vain of this is spinal tap and has michael and his brother explain the problems they had while making the film michael offers a very funny self conscious commentary that makes for some very good belly laughs br br overall i d give this movie a ,1
kurt russell as steven post works as a mail boy for struggling tv station ubc that s united broadcasting corporation he is going nowhere at work offering ridiculous projects like abraham lincoln s doctor s dog to studio executives because lincoln doctors and dogs are popular programming director joe flynn as francis x wilbanks wisely rejects mr russell s proposals but has no idea how to pick a hit tv show his secretary heather north as jennifer scott who does double duty as russell s girlfriend has a chimpanzee who bugs the heck out of russell when he wants to watch tv turns out the monkey watches all the popular shows and can easily pick the hits russell discovers the chimp s talent and uses him to advance his own career understandably things gets hairy for russell and the cast br br raffles the chimp handled by frank lamping performs well raffles does look bored and or distracted during a few scenes when the chimp is supposed to look interested these could have been corrected with re takes or editing a mild satirical edge is present imagine a monkey picking hit tv shows and it s a monkey who gets a beer during the commercials drinking in a disney film a look through the cast will reveal s bunch of fun tv actors to recognize and try to place you could make a drinking game in honor of raffles beer guzzling by guessing actors and where you ve seen them before here s a start hey isn t that dr bellows from i dream of jeannie down the hatch br br the barefoot executive robert butler kurt russell joe flynn john ritter,0
even though this movie starts off with the usual something goes wrong spacecraft crashes people are stranded etc it still pulls off and introduces the viewer to some new ideas riddick is somewhat of a bad ass convict and has modified his eyes so he is able to see in the dark which is a much sought after ability due to the situation the ship crew and he gets in the cutting in the movie is very good and emphasizes the mystique that shrouds around the anti hero and male protagonist riddick the story in pitch black is as already mentioned to some extent very unoriginal and dissatisfied but the clipping and cutting in the movie blended with some surprising elements which has been added to the story helps it to still support itself very well and one is afterward left behind with a hybrid feeling of satisfaction and hunger for more vin diesel acts really well in the role as riddick and even though his character is a hardcore tough survivor he still takes morale decisions almost on the verge of good but that does not mean his decisions do not turn in his favor at the very end why destroy an already perfect reputation all in all this is a very good movie though not perfect the story seems very unoriginal at the surface but underneath it shines with enough originality to entertain some scenes has that wow factor while it as a whole is a bit better than average it could maybe be described as a cult movie and it is definitely a recommendation for people who wants a spiced up sci fi story blended with some minor psychological moments and an intriguing protagonist namely riddick ,1
 bend it like beckham reminds me of the best of those s teeny bopper movies directed by john hughes everything takes place in a bubble gum colored world where everyone is attractive there are some easily resolved conflicts that occasionally take away from the mostly happy proceedings and vast amounts of plot are summarized by montages set to bouncy pop tunes nothing wrong with this however bend it like beckham is an absolute treat from beginning to end my wife and i found ourselves totally won over by the cornball cheesiness even as we were making fun of it and at the end as embarrassing as this is to admit we applauded and we saw this by the way in our living room not in a theatre watch this movie and enjoy br br grade b ,1
i d heard about this movie a while ago from a friend and she recently got it on dvd there was a lot of anticipation and excitement as we d both heard that this was a terrifying film really scary how disappointed was i very apart from that one scene we all know which bit nothing happened i was expecting to see the woman in black a few times and for her to do a few more jumpy scenes like appear at the window or walk across the hall or something br br nearly all the reviews here say what a scary gripping atmospheric movie this is i just didn t see it i m afraid maybe there s a difference in what people find scary in the us to here in britain br br a big let down after all the hyped reviews ,0
 the year old virgin made me laugh a lot i don t care if it is considered to be a very sexual comedy i just enjoyed many of the jokes and scenes present in this movie steve carell is perfect as the virgin nerd andy stitzer and i think the scene where andy has his chest hair removed by wax one of the coolest specially because it is real many of the actors and actresses present in this movie are well known or already famous by the way br br andy stitzer has a peaceful life he is a little bit strange and collects lots of toys but seems harmless one day while playing poker with his friends of his work they discover that andy is in fact virgin and he is already years old after this surprising revelation all his friends are trying to make andy sleep with a woman the problem is the confusions in which andy gets in specially now that he is really starting to like trish a woman he met when she was buying a dvd player in the store he works at ,1
i usually try to be professional and constructive when i criticize movies but my god this was the worst movie i have ever seen bad acting bad effects bad script bad everything br br the plot follows a group of teen cliche s on their way to a rave that takes place in broad daylight at a remote island however when the group arrives all they find is an empty dance floor and bloody clothes determined to find out what happened to the rest of the party goers the clan set s off on a mission through a zombie infested forest during this crusade they are aided by a police chick and a sea captain that just happens to have the right number of weapons to give to each of the kids they also meet up with jonathan cherry and some other survivors basically the rest of the movie is a collection of poorly directed action sequences including a far too long shootout outside of the house of the dead this fight came complete with cheesy hollywood violence redundant clips from the hotd video game and sloppy matrix esque camera rotations one of the character s even volunteers to sacrifice himself to save the others why not because he was noble and brave but because part of his face got scarred by acid a zombie spat on him after he continued to beat the creature long after it had been disabled i m supposed to feel sorry for this guy br br to sum it all up there is absolutely no point in seeing this movie unless you want to see for yourself just how terrible it is the theater i was in was more dead than the zombies on the screen and i m sure the money i wasted seeing this piece of sh t could easily cover the costs it took to make it grade f,0
spike lee has been in a decline since his early successes and this mess does nothing to help i looked at my watch frequently hoping the movie would end or get to the point lee s first movie with an all white cast is a major disappointment br br what s the point that italians swear and like funky sex but not with their wives if i wanted to see scorsese i d go to a scorsese movie the incredibly lame godfather character only adds to the stereotype br br i ve admired several of lee s films especially do the right thing this movie is a waste of time ,0
alicia silverstone pre clueless plays a modern day crime obsessed teenager attempting to solve the brutal slaying of a local girl pat verducci wrote and directed this b flick which isn t especially well made but is however surprisingly serious minded in regards to its leading character silverstone is appealing and successful in carving out an interesting young woman here despite the picture s kitschy undermining the supporting cast including kevin dillon and michael bowen isn t bad though the violence in the last act goes overboard not a cheesy camp fest but nothing exceptionally memorable either from ,0
the s d mark piznarski josh hamilton julia stiles jerry o connell jeremy sisto jordana brewster leonard roberts bill smitrovich annie corley charles s dutton nbc mini series later released to video dvd as full length feature film about the treacherous s as seen through the eyes of both a white family and a black family the film s first half is driven by the excellent performance of dutton as reverend willie taylor and evenly spreads the storyline between the families however dutton s character is killed halfway through and the black family is completely forgotten in a dull incoherent and downright awful nd half rating out of not rated later rated pg for video dvd release ,0
what can i say not as bad as many here have made it out to be the only reason i even watched this film that i had previously never heard of before was strictly for ian mcshane br br i was not disappointed in the least ian mcshane was absolutely brilliant and brings an amazing subtlety to his role he s always great to watch and for my money an extremely underused actor br br as for the rest of the film every other actor in the movie delivered strong solid performances these people certainly weren t being paid huge amounts of cash for their participation as this was a fairly low budget film but this did not mean that any of them mailed their appearances in everyone was convincing and compelling with the parts given to them br br i was even pleasantly surprised at adrian paul s performance though i must admit i have only ever seen him in the highlander television series before this movie br br the plot was well paced and the storyline intriguing and much like real life not everything ends up tied in a nice neat little package for you at the end of the film anybody who expected a clear cut by the numbers connect the dots conclusion or answer at the end of the movie clearly wasn t watching the film closely enough this film is not going to tell you what the meaning of life is the idea is that after seeing the film you might go and discuss the unanswered questions with your friends over a coffee i certainly did br br no car chases no explosions no bar room brawls sounds pretty dull huh but the reality is that i was completely absorbed by the film and it s just a well written little piece with an interesting hook and solid character performances by all parties involved br br warning if you re the kind of person who dislikes movies that dangle an enormous question as the central engine of the story and then end the movie without answering that particular question directly br br you might not enjoy this film ,1
 ideas are dangerous comment by one interviewee br br dvd rating b out of out of worth the time br br a great story for adults or teen boaters but not for children none of the stupid violent crime stuff so often mistaken by hollywood these days as quality work and it can be used as a trainer film on what proper boating preparation is all about or not about prior to sailing the seven seas the movie starts out somewhat slowly to develop the story as most documentaries do but as it draws the viewer into the saga emotions begin to percolate in one s head emotions include anger sadness and disbelief the era late s br br that solo sailing around the globe is dangerous is not surprising what is surprising is all the twists that viewers wouldn t expect its not your average group of guys in a sailing race each boat was different as allowed by the race rules each solo sailor had different levels of ability as allowed by the race rules there were well known sailors among them and a few not so well known one was considered a mystery man as nobody seemed to have any knowledge of his ability at all each boat was allowed to depart at will so long as all were underway by a certain date and this was of course prior to modern electronics that allow boaters to communicate with shore about vicious storms etc br br actual video and audio recordings are interspersed with interviews of family members and others involved the mood of the interviewees is always somber despite the years that have passed br br the main character don is the focus of attention how his journey relates to those who he not only wanted to beat but due to circumstances of his own creation had to beat he had to win the story was about what that circumstance did to his life as he moved south west across the atlantic ocean over a years time alone on the water br br do not fail to view the special features section of the dvd once the film is finished the entire saga isn t fully understood w o viewing the bonus stuff br br in the end once you ve watched everything on the dvd you will likely just shake your head and exclaim wow and keep in mind that is why the story has remained alive for the last years br br spoiler do not fail to view the special features section of the dvd once the film is finished one sailor who was headed back to england after circumnavigating the globe decided on the fly that no he was going for another spin and the film records his spouse s opinions about that decision the opposite story unfolds as another sailor wishes the race allowed two on board so he could take his wife along and their photos demonstrate a very warm union between them the interview with an burley ex paratrooper who had actually rowed a boat across the atlantic with a friend prior to the solo sail race was incredibly funny as he described not even knowing how to sail and who thought the bad things happening to him were normal too many people think that setting sail in the open sea can be an romantic adventure without mishap don t you be one ,1
just how exactly do gay asians manage in a culture that generally refuses to even recognize the concept of homosexuality for millions of gay hindus and muslims there seems little hope of ever leading a life that is accepted and endorsed by their otherwise very close knit families this is the main point explored in chicken tikka masala presumably named after the western spicy dish involving tender pieces of young chicken flesh jimmy is a typical young asian brought up in britain by traditional parents with the common narrow minded and selfish views on marriage and grandchildren like millions of others he is led into an arranged marriage that seems inescapable even though he is apparently completely gay and deeply involved with a very attractive young man with whom he lives he knows that the truth should be told but fears for the consequences of that particularly so as his father appears to be terminally ill and so he becomes embroiled in a web of deceit that becomes wider and wider as the plot develops br br the film is beautifully sensitive and not at all judgmental or patronizing to any group portrayed the acting is generally excellent although it might seem a bit ham in places as the director tends to search for humor rather than letting it blossom naturally there are no prizes for photography or script but the film is made entire by the wonderful sentiment expressed at the very end a sentiment that all fathers across the world would do well to learn from ,1
this film is absolutely hilarious basically the plot revolves around a serial killer being somehow turned into a snowman through some b movie chemical accident he then heads for town and starts terrorising the locals its up to the local police chief and some other characters to try and stop him its made on a wee budget and it certainly shows but the great thing about this film is it knows that its rubbish the improvisations of styrofoam and polystyrene mimicking the giant killer snowman are classic and this is clearly the intention its one of the few films that has its budget as its main selling point alongside the comic tackiness there are some other great comedy moments listen out right in the beginning for the voice over of a dad scaring his kids to death and the funniest rape scene ever committed to film fantastic tacky fun,1
yeah i know the girls are hot and the scenery lovely but for someone knowing the place it s hilarious br br if you want some accuracy this is not a movie to rely on it starts with the flight from são paulo to rio aboard a this will never happen on the km flight smaller planes such as or a shuttle passengers between the two cities every half an hour the drive from the airport home if shown on a map would reveal an intricate zig zag back and forth perhaps the producers tried to emulate one of the very known taxicab drivers itineraries when faced to tourists not that it would be a local habit as i myself got ripped off in very serious places such as switzerland the girls yes all topless that s something an outsider will never understand brazilian chicks will be happy to expose of their incredible bodies at the samba schools parades and wear almost non existent bikinis at beach but never go topless a handful beaches across the whole country will allow it all carefully secluded and out of town oh the indoor decoration the amazing wallpaper maybe in disneyworld apart from that it is very entertaining and yes demi moore is absolutely splendid ,0
carl panzram lived an amazing life and scribbled down his memoirs on scraps of paper for possibly the only person who ever did anything selfless for him the book panzram a journal of murder by thomas e gaddis and james o long which came out the better part of a century after panzram s death gives the historical context to a first generation american s account of running away from home to go west and be a cowboy getting caught thrown in the boy s home getting away repeatedly and thrown into prison over and over all the time getting tortured and sodomized as panzram grew huge and strong he sought to take revenge for the wrong done to him as he traveled to south america europe and africa and it didn t matter what people he raped robbed or murdered because we are all equally worthless br br this film casts skinny james woods as the rough neck mean ass son of a bitch carl panzram who in the film is a drunk overly dramatic and emotional and who never mentions the joy of sodomizing men and boys the film neither elaborates on anything else particularly of note about this world traveler and career prisoner like robbing former president taft or being released from the oregon prison as long as he gave his word to return in short i don t think carl would be too happy ,0
in terms of quality movies this isn t one of them it s actually the first chuck norris movie i ve seen and i was left pretty underwhelmed the fight scenes are slow and don t have a lot of variety norris just uses a lot of roundhouse kicks on all the bad guys coming after him which makes the fights pretty boring the movie also is quite short but for some reason the movie doesn t even seem finished when it ends it s a pretty anti climatic ending all the same though i ve watched a lot of bad movies and this isn t one of the worst that i ve seen it s worth a watch i m guessing especially for norris fans there s also nothing like seeing a group of rigs hurtling down the desert which in my opinion was the highlight of the movie ,0
i laughed twice watching this movie and in case you were wondering i wasn t having a bad day nor was i subjected to anything else that would ve skewed my opinion while watching this cinematic bowel movement this movie is bad i wanted to enjoy it and i just couldn t with all of this talent you d think this would ve been at least watchable right wrong br br let s play sucked and didn t suck john travolta very likable though obviously buried under too much makeup i found him to be enjoyable to watch didn t suck br br uma thurman after kill bill and the girl deserves more than this atrociously written character this character s big moment was showing someone how to operate a t mobile sidekick sucked br br vince vaughn the done to death role of white guy who thinks he s black goes to vince money vaughn is this character template still considered to be funny i love the guy but i want to see him in something better than this it felt like he was slumming sucked br br cedric the entertainer this guy is good he delivers a great monologue after being called a racial slur you can probably guess as to what it is that was probably the best part of the movie he was funny and truly elevated the material he was given just with his presence didn t suck br br harvey keitel sucked due to a phoned in performance br br james woods sucked but not his fault actually yes it was reminded me of his role in casino for some reason i don t like manic james woods i like slow burn james woods victim of bad writing maybe andre sucked but he went down swinging i think he has potential as long as he s not being directed by a hack on his next picture br br christina milian she s absolutely beautiful and obviously talented but this movie isn t going to make her a star didn t suck but needs a better vehicle for her talents that isn t directed by a hack br br the rock this should have been the role that catapulted him to movie stardom but as directed by f gary gray winds up sadly mishandled in this movie the rock projects this charisma that makes him so likable that i wound up feeling sorry for him he tries really hard and while he doesn t succeed completely he gets an a for effort from me this guy is not afraid to embarrass himself and go completely against type playing a gay bodyguard with his eyes on stardom i really want to see him make it big he has what it takes as long as he s not being directed by a hack br br which brings me to what i feel was the weak link in this production i might as well just come out and say it right f gary gray s direction was about as solid as really bad diarrhea wow it was bad who had the bright idea of letting this guy direct the negotiator was good but what else on his resume convinced people that he was the man for the job between his direction and the atrocious writing i m willing to chip in for both culprits to get a nice lead salad to the knees wanna see john and uma dance i might be able to think of another movie with those two that i could recommend watching instead of this not worth the ten dollars and fifty cents it cost me to get into the theater br br this movie could ve been okay and it wasn t even just okay br br rating out of br br p s fergie from black eyed peas is noteworthy to mention sizzling ,0
this film hits the heart with a reality like no other i have seen it shows what us what we in a democratic society take for granted and just what we are lucky enough not to be experiencing the acting in the film is superb sometimes you have to remind yourself that the movie is a dramatization and not real life mr rickman does wonders with his role as he does with all roles making the interrogator fully dimensional and human the set is incredible it gives the feeling of in the round theater which does not add or take away from the emotion of the action this movie seeks to open the eyes of the viewer and i d say they have made a success of that goal ,1
this was a highly original decent movie and a brave move for all those involved i don t care if it s not the most well put together movie of all time the fact that it has eddie murphy doing something non formulaic and that i don t know what will happen next makes it a favorite of mine i wish more movies were as imaginative as this one rather than the same old formula for entertainment ,1
yong ki jeong s puppet master only with scary parts was the most recent korean horror flick i had the pleasure of watching with the title of inhyeongsa in asia this movie struck me immediately when i saw it reviewed online with images that made me think of puppet master childs play and other toy doll based horror flicks in the past but for some reason i didn t think boy this will be tacky i imagined it would be creepy and fun toysome horror done well almost br br the movie starts slowly but i like that so it was fine the score almost like i found with acacia was beautiful and very much reminded me of classic horror scores of the past i wont give much away but the story was strong in this one and i would highly recommend it to any fan of asian horror it isn t extreme it isn t to be taken with utmost seriousness but it is really good ,1
man i really find it hard to believe that the wonderful alan ball had anything to do with this mess having seen the first two episodes thus far i think i can safely say this show isn t going to be on my must see list it s just got so many things working against it br br none of the actors cast are particularly good anna paquin as the lead character sookie is just awful i remember her being better in a lot of other things i ve seen her in so maybe it s just the writing she s not really much fun to look at either there are moments where to be honest she looks downright ugly the actor who plays bill is marginally better if only because his character is supposed to be sort of wooden and aloof the other actors do their best but with the cliché characters with difficult to perform accents they are given it s a tough job tara is an absolute misery to watch rutina wesley absolutely murders the accent it s like nails on a chalkboard bad almost as awful is nelsan ellis it s difficult to understand what he s even saying sometimes both his character as well as tara s also seem a bit racist to me i don t know having a character say whycome on an hbo show that isn t the wire just seems a bit odd rounding out the cast so far are sookie s doddering grandmother her sex addict brother and the only bit of genius casting i ve seen in william sanderson as the sheriff br br the story seems to be meandering towards it s destination at this point with no real worry about keeping the viewer interested the romance stuff is very dark shadow sy although this show ups the camp factor from something like those old dark shadows episodes times about ten at times it seemed so campy to me that i just have to assume it was intended to be but unlike a show such as buffy that pulled camp off masterfully this show does not out of place with the campiness is the extreme gore and graphic sex of the show i m not averse to either of these when they are done well as they have in many other hbo shows but here at least they prolonged rough sex scenes involving jason stackhouse seem a bit over the top and pointless br br about the only nice thing i can really think to say about this mess is that i liked the opening title sequence hbo has had a string of bad luck with their shows lately i hope they cancel this after the first season and try to get something better on the air ,0
this excellent movie starring elizabeth montgomery is long overdue for release in dvd form the same can be said for her earlier also excellent movie a case of rape i can only hope that my comments spur some enterprising soul into placing both elizabeth montgomery movies on one dvd to be made available to her many fans i for one believe this excellent actress s role was unfortunately stereotyped by her role on bewitched and as a result more serious acting roles were not made available to her i am confident that if these two movies perhaps even a trilogy with the legend of lizzie borden were released in dvd form her fans would set the record straight on how highly they regard her serious acting abilities ,1
the hanson brothers andy apparently has his act together and hank clearly doesn t have his act together need money andy comes up with a scheme to get some dough that will have consequences for the whole hanson family br br this film delivers this is a layered full blooded roller coaster ride that knows exactly what it is doing as a crime drama thriller i would happily compare it to no country for old men while both films have have an ample supply of character drama and thrills devil is more on the thriller side because of its fast pace no country is a colder and bleaker film that you can really admire while devil is a bit more enjoyable there is definitely less violence in devil than no country the acting delivers as well ethan hawke sometimes wooden in the past brings the jitters sweating and the deer in the headlights look to the besieged hank philip seymour hoffman as andy has the film s hardest scenes and is fast becoming the actor who you believe can do anything br br there s really not much wrong with this film it jumps back and forth without being confusing events spiral out of control but the film never does the writing from first timer kelly masterson directing veteran sidney lumet and the editing stay as tight as a drum in many categories this is award caliber stuff though maybe films like the departed and no country squeezed this one out of the limelight if you liked those you ll like this ,1
this incredibly overrated anime television series episodes minutes each is about a year old boy and two of his girl classmates who pilots a giant robot to defend japan against invading beings called angels there is very little explanation given to the angels or why their numbers have increased in recent times and they just seem to pop out of nowhere for no apparent reason why not attack all at once instead of at spaced out intervals that are convenient for the humans you re attempting to destroy the robot fight scenes attempt to employ a variety of obstacles but the action itself is poorly executed and boring to watch almost every episode seems like a waste of space where nothing of interest occurs br br some might be intrigued by fans who mention the very few symbolic references herein but that s all they are shallow one liners to religious or philosophical concepts that are randomly tossed in with zero craftsmanship as a whole the series is incredibly tedious due to the superficiality of the characters who are really nothing more than self pitying crybabies the psychology is pathetic with hopelessly simplistic conflicts like i hate my father repeated over and over and over and over again with no progression beyond their face value it s no understatement to say that these characters plunge this series from time wasting mediocrity to anger inducing garbage during the final episodes with their endless angst ridden diatribes of excessively repetitive psychobabble some of which is totally meaningless br br i m not kidding when i say that this series just got worse and worse as it progressed every day i d look at the dvd set sitting on my living room table and say to myself damn i ve gotta watch the next episode at some point sigh i may as well slug through another one tonight the real kicker was that the episodes were only minutes long yet they were somehow able to digress into a completely uninteresting borefest within the opening minutes this is coming from a guy who will happily sit through minute films with glacial pacing so my criticism of this series is most damning indeed br br never in my entire life have i despised watching a series as much as evangelion i had already purchased it based off of all the fanatical comments on imdb and i certainly wasn t going to let it collect dust after spending my hard earned money what followed was hours of pure unmitigated torture my love hate relationship with anime is turning into a hate love relationship after this highly acclaimed disaster br br evangelion represents everything anime should not be massive quantities of dull pretentious tripe under the guise of intelligent cinema the universal acclaim for this piece of crap is simply unbelievable and the ridiculous assertions by fans that this series as one of mankind s greatest achievements is probably the most stupifying comment i ve ever heard on imdb and i ve seen some doozies ,0
this could have been a breakout role for valeria golino but the film instead decided to shift its attention to another area the film is about a woman named grazia golino who is married to a fisherman and the mother of three she is a free spirit and prone to outbursts so the rest of the village and her family decide she should be sent to milan and see a doctor the story takes place on the island of lampedusa off of sicily and it shows the everyday life there with the teenage boys in rivaling gangs and just trying to find something to do on the sun baked rock grazia s oldest son pasquale francesco casisa adores her and is always trying to protect her during her bouts of depression the daughter marinella veronica d agostino is a blossoming young girl who becomes infatuated with a local policeman and the youngest son filippo filippo pucillo is very sassy and mocks the policeman s accent upon learning that she is to be sent to milan grazia runs away and pasquale helps her by hiding her in a cave while everyone searches for her this film could have really made more of an impact if it could have concentrated its focus to grazia we do see some outbursts and irrational behavior on her part but their is no follow up to these scenes nothing comes of it the film looks great and is beautifully photographed so give director emanuele crialese credit for that but the story needed to focus on something more substantial the film does a good job of showing us what life is like on this island and what is going on in the lives of the three children as they grow up their is some speculation that golino s character gives a hint of being a mermaid like creature and that is why she is having difficulty existing on land i also sense that the island itself expects its inhabitants to behave in a certain manner and if you don t then you can be subjected to the harsh realities of its rules all speculations but i do think the films attention could have stayed with the character of grazia after she hides in the cave she really has nothing to do in a sense the character becomes stagnant i wish golino had more to do because i ve always liked her and whenever she is onscreen you just can t take your eyes off her she s a bundle of fury passion and raw energy what a shame crialese didn t write a more complete role for her to act in when the film ends your left feeling empty from an incomplete story ,0
after watching many of the next action star reality tv eps tivo taped this gawd awful tripe for me for some bizarre reason and i only have myself to blame i watched the whole thing hoping that there would be something unique in the entire movie after so much hype about joel silver s midas touch with action flicks he might want to make sure he bones up on his alchemy br br first the only redeeming value of the entire film was billy zane and even he couldn t lift the slipshod writing out of the crapper having said that zane s performance falters about rds of the way through as he doesn t even seem to know what else to do other than look smug br br can t blame him here though the writing quite frankly sucked let s take ideas from rat race enemy of the state terminator midnight run and any bad gambling film you can think of and simply rehash it and who s brilliant idea was it to have two bridge chase sequences in a row br br sean carrigan the man of the hour of the next action star shows all of the strengths and weaknesses the casting directors mention during the entire run of the series a one note johnny sean plays the dumb good looking jock very well but struggles with shouldering the weight of the film quite frankly we never quite seem to care about whether he lives or dies by about mid way through as carrigan fails to provide a reason for the audience to even like him his dumb but lucky routine gets old as there really isn t anything about the character to root for br br but carrigan is a dream compared to the wooden rigid corinne van ryck de groot did howard fine really tell her to pretend to be a terminator for the first half of the film i don t think so i kept expecting her to quote arnie her character performance can be compared only to the dramatic depths of freddy got fingered though not nearly as well developed the camera loves her in dark shadowy limousines but in the harsh light of day her demeanor sucks all energy off the screen jeanne bauer showed more natural life in her five minute bit part than corinne showed at any part of her screen time br br ultimately sean has the rugged good looks to provide a good lead in an ensemble cast but shouldn t have been left to do this one solo it was simply too big of a task for him next action star colleague jared elliot may or may not have had better luck with some more dynamic characterization but it s hard to tell given jeff welch s lame script someone should take welch s imac away from him before he hurts himself or anyone else and finally van ryck de groot simply was outclassed and way out of her reach even for complete shlock like this br br joel silver should be ashamed ,0
a scientist and his girl friend are out driving when his speeding causes a car crash he escapes unharmed but she is decapitated he saves her head brings it to his house and keeps it alive he then proceeds to search out models and strippers for the perfect body for the head his crippled assistant watches over the head which starts talking and has a telepathic or telepathetic link to a deformed monster kept in the closet br br as you can see this is pretty stupid stuff but i had a certain fondness for it when i grew up in the late s a local tv station showed this movie about times each year no exaggeration they showed it always on saturday afternoon tv uncut seeing this on tv back then was great explicit blood and gore along with a gruesome monster and sleazy sexploitation who cares if it was good seeing it now i realize how lousy this really is br br the acting is perfectly wretched the production values are nonexistent the script is pretty dumb and aside from the still pretty disgusting gore this is dull stuff there s also a mild cat fight between two women and the admittedly great monster at the end also add in an ending which leaves tons of loose ends on one hand this is an interesting example of a s exploitation film on the other its utter trash either way it s not a good movie but is a must see for one time only for horror and gore fans br br also the head s laugh is pretty creepy note the end credits which gets the title wrong calling it the head that wouldn t die ,0
i picked this film up at my local library having met the director at a film festival late last year i was curious to check out his work i was pleasantly surprised br br the film takes a fresh look at familiar subjects love infidelity friendships jealousy it can be a bit talky at times but never so much as to completely sink the film i enjoyed watching a love story with characters that clearly belong together and watching them make conscious decisions rather than haphazardly falling into something as important as love br br the contrast between this film and the average low budget shoot em up black film is quite distinct check it out if you re lucky your copy will come with a copy of the soundtrack like mine did good stuff ,1
what makes this low budget production one of my favorite movies not kidding i was watching it already times or so and did not get tired is it the tender melancholia throughout the whole thing is it the similarity to classics like niagara i was thinking a long time about that and figured it out i guess it is there is no hero there are only people some try to be good some gave up trying to be good some are hopeless cases but carry still the spunk of being human inside it is the story of a catastrophic night in a motel at the end of the world one way the catastrophe is nothing but the end of a chain of coincidences the other way this night reveals the logical consequents of this peoples lives because they are in a certain constellation cut off the rest of the world it has something of a dostoevsky tale ,1
joel schumaker directs the script he co wrote and has a group of georgetown grads confronted with adult life situations the story line is a scrambled mess but some scenes are actually good there is a lot of wasted talent and time here the cast is more impressive than the movie featured are demi moore rob lowe judd nelson andrew mccarthy emilio estevez ally sheedy and mare winningham the most notable being mccarthy and moore lowe is quite obnoxious coming of age is not so damn easy ,0
at last sandra bullock is indeed a beautiful woman but i ve finally found a film that she gets to be an actress forget the predictable keanu fodder of speed forget the predictable kleenex fodder of while you were sleeping this tests her br br and she is great a techno feminist role that really works well on screen on a subject that is very close to the bone the issues raised don t seem far fetched at all and the whole experience helped along by a fine supporting cast makes for quite an un nerving couple of hours br br you may never enter another chat room again in fact i m getting quite nervous just writing this review er bye ,1
yes i realize that half a dozen other reviewers have called this movie copying amadeus but it cannot be said enough scenes seemed to have been lifted directly from milos forman s script with only superficial changes you can expect to see br br the maestro s arrogant scene i am the voice of god everything else is meaningless br br the maestro making fun of the mediocre composer s work complete with raspberries simulated flatulence just like in amadeus br br the mediocre composer s dialogue with god why do you instill me with music but deny me the ability to compose br br the musical dictation from the deathbed scene common time begin with the violins cough cough br br and the list goes on br br the problem is even worse not only were these scenes shamelessly copied they weren t even done very well jeepers if you re going to rip off an original at least you should try to improve upon it in your own creative way br br no wait there s something even worse than that it s the fact that the director tried to beat the story of mozart into the story of beethoven folks beethoven was not a crass vulgar slob the way this movie portrays him furthermore beethoven was not a babbling idiot who takes pointers from his copyist a year old music student unfortunately films like this are responsible for butchering history br br and another thing beethoven in real life never called it the moonlight sonata the way he does in the movie that name was given by a confused critic some years after beethoven died and unfortunately it stuck but beethoven s original title was quasi una fantasia br br and another thing when beethoven in the movie yells b flat b flat b flat and hits the note on the piano he s hitting a white key br br and another thinggg beethoven in real life was completely deaf for several years before the composition of his th symphony this movie shows him as having barely a minor disability saying what every other line just enough to be annoying br br aaand annnother thingggg the american accents oh never mind just never mind i ve wasted enough time on this already go see amadeus again then if you want to see an interesting biopic on the life of beethoven see immortal beloved which takes poetic liberties but at least they re interesting ideas lastly if you want to see something on the lighter side check out impromptu a film about chopin but aside from those three i ve never seen a good homage to a classical composer ,0
the movie is okay meaning that i don t regret watching it i found the acting purely and the most of the dialog stupid oh no this was my grandmothers bible it s sort of bad remake of u turn a man arrives to a desert town out in nowhere meets the wrong people and falls in love with the wrong woman and off cause get s involved in something he thought he could leave behind him the movie is quite predictable and there is really nothing new in it when it s finish you didn t really care most of the characters are stereotypes specially brian austin green all in all just another movie from the states but okay entertaining on boring wednesday night imdb vote ,0
 br br entrails of a virgin is so bizarre and incomprehensible that it allows the viewer to interpret it subjectively applying whatever meaning he wishes to its inexplicable excesses of sex and violence if this was an intentional characteristic of the film it would be a work of postmodern brilliance but of course it isn t br br without getting too much into plot summary let s take a quick walking tour of the events at a secluded cabin an orgy is in progress which includes topless wrestling and diaper p ing a vanload of latecomers joins the orgy in progress but they have unwittingly been followed by a monster i like to call the muddy ninja this monster precedes to slay orgy participants one by one except the proverbial virgin if you don t count oral sex who receives his seed and consequently becomes so passionate with desire that she masturbates with someone s severed hand br br finally she has her guts pulled out and then there s a scene which seems to imply that she s pregnant with a baby muddy ninja got all that if you re going to rent this movie it s best if you don t speak japanese and don t have any subtitles in a season populated by boring hollywood flicks putting this in your vcr might be the cinematic equivalent of shock therapy it will certainly be something different ,0
look i loved the proper anchorman film but this was reaaaaallly bad the kind of bad that makes you wish you could get that time back in your life the kind of bad that makes you think what on earth were they thinking to film this in the first place the kind of bad that makes you wish you d taken more minutes when stepping into the kitchen to grab a snack during the film the kind of bad that makes leprosy look fun the kind of bad that makes you think you wish you rented a pauly shore film instead seriously i cannot explain how very bad this was br br having said that there were some semi amusing laughs but they are all so much less funny than anchorman sure they tried to make it entertaining and fun but the entire subplot that was left out of anchorman that made it here was genuinely left out for a good reason it wasn t even a little bit good br br do yourself a favour or in the usa a favor and don t watch this dvd it will tarnish the good movie that anchorman is and you don t want to do that br br okay i m alright now ,0
my first hugely disappointing bbc jane austen flick the tone is off the costumes are off the hair is off the music is from outer space and robert hardy bless him looks like he s really annoyed to be in such a stinker even some of the casting is off no i take that back a good director can make a silk purse out of a sows ear so to speak the performances in this thing are so over the top and melodramatic that it s almost a farce of a jane austen story which is ironic since northanger abbey is a sort of homage send up of the early gothic novel i wanted to slap the female lead after awhile who made the decision that she should be such a ninny i had to watch pride prejudice immediately to get the bad taste out of my mouth phew ,0
i am looking at all the good reviews about this film and i start thinking to myself am i going crazy can t i see the beauty from a film like this am i just dumb enough to not understand the message this film is trying to point out i don t know maybe one of those lizards entered in my head and ate all my brains as well the film idea was going nowhere i was sure it would have a foggy end and of course it did nothing exceptional not even the landscapes i hopped that being placed in a mountain village at least the landscapes would be nice but no just a lame story about a crazy teacher and of course her crazy students now all grown up each of them with his her own fixed ideas and boy some of those ideas were stupid like the lizard story for example at a moment i thought i was watching x files with the lizard entering in the ear and all no from my point of view this movie is a waste of time not to say money if u pay for the ticket the only part that i did like was the acting of the young blue eye german kid he played very well and convincing for his age the rest nothing i read the previous review and i think the script writer and the director were both on drugs when they came up with those ideas well considering that there are a lot of people that enjoyed this film i think to myself again maybe i am the crazy one advice don t waste your time with this ,0
after gorging myself on a variety of seemingly immature movies purchased on ex rental dvds i figured that the time was right for a little serious drama and who better to provide it than sam mendes for a number of reasons american beauty doesn t appeal to me as much as this film which is easily the darkest thing that tom hanks has ever done and probably one of the most underrated films of the last decade for this is not a simple gangster tale lifted from its graphic novel origins and is simply wonderful to watch because of it and despite my usual allergy to any film with tom hanks name on it still can t watch big without wanting a cat to kick i m glad i gave this a try because this is one of those movies that you ll kick yourself for if you miss it br br normally squeaky clean hanks plays michael sullivan a devoted family man and father of two sons growing up during prohibition in the early s he is also a professional hit man to mob boss john rooney paul newman but has managed to keep his job a secret from his sons but after his eldest tyler hoechlin witnesses his dad involved in a mob killing the pair are forced to go on the run as john seeks to tidy the matter up soon father and son are pursued to chicago where a fellow hit man a menacing jude law is waiting for them br br on the face of it it reads like a pretty standard gangster film but as i ve said this isn t really about gangsters at all it s about the relationship between a father and son thrown together in the most tragic of circumstances hanks is grits teeth superb as the tortured man who finds out that everything has its price and little hoechlin is also good as sullivan s son in all honesty there is not a single performance that i could single out as weaker than the others the cast is pretty much faultless as is the cinematography and costumes and it s not often i praise costumes which recreates the s with stunning effect there has been so much effort to get everything right and it pays off in spades this could easily have looked rubbish they admit that the early s look was difficult to put down but it doesn t and that deserves every bit of credit chicago especially looks fantastic lined with hundreds of rickety cars from the era and filled with people in monochrome suits and hats true time travel even if a little cgi is needed br br the story is also a winner offering a human face to what is often seen as a stereotypical genre of movie villain law is surprisingly menacing as the almost mechanical killer maguire and proves that you don t have to be cagney or de niro or brando to play a gangster the film is decidedly noir ish driving rain and ill lit warehouses predominate but at least violence and killing are finally seen to have an emotional and psychological impact on those who perpetrate and those who merely witness such acts the whole thing is evocative of a previous age and previous movies but it sweeps away the old and refreshes with a modern tale of redemption amid the tommy gun shootouts and extortion rackets it can feel a little slow in places especially if you re used to masses of gun play in movies like most modern audiences like yours truly but sometimes words can speak louder than actions mendes has delivered a fine follow up to his oscar winning debut a film which is as intelligent as it is beautiful to watch road to perdition may not be to everyone s tastes but this is one dvd i shall not be exchanging anytime soon ,1
debut wow cross eyed is easily one of the most enjoyable indie films that i ve watched in the past year making it hard to believe that cross eyed is the writer s debut film i mean i logged onto imdb to find more films by this writer because cross eyed has that unique signature you want to see what else this writer might have to say these days its rare to see a movie that is well written well directed well edited and well acted for me cross eyed encapsulates what movie making should be about combining the best of all film elements to create a clever artistic and poignant tale more please ,1
i watched this movie when i was a young lad full of raging hormones and it was about as sexy a movie as i had ever seen or ever was to see it may not have been a great movie my guess is it wasn t i don t really remember much about it to tell you the truth i only remember the sexual chemistry between crosby and biehn no woman in any movie has ever done it for me as the unbelievably sexy cathy did in this movie i haven t seen it since that first time i caught it on tv in the s and i don t think i d want to see it again since i m sure it would be a disappointment my hormones aren t as raging and i ve become more jaded over the years still when i think back on the shower scene i can still remember how great it felt way back when br br added later after watching the movie again i discovered that it s dangerous to go home again what was once erotic is now pretty tame the older woman younger man thing still works for me just not as much as it once did probably because i m no longer a year old that older woman is now younger than i am also the amateurishness of the whole thing wasn t perceived by my twelve year old mind br br moral sometimes it s better not to revisit the past ,0
great movie enough laughs and action for any audience br br since the last person who posted on this movie took it upon themselves to call woody allen incestuous and not comment on the film here i am br br the film follows an unlikely duo johansson and allen as they follow a tip given to them by the ghost of a recently deceased english reporter their search takes them into the home of the killer and eventually to a somewhat tragic end but don t let the plot fool you the film truly is hilarious and the acting is superb br br it seems that as directors reach a certain age they really get things right clint eastwood allen and pollack all seem to making some of the most imaginative work of their respective careers also from watching the movie in a pact theater you can just tell that people really love woody allen and are ready for him to really make a comeback the second he walked on screen audience lit up there s just something about the man and he really shines in scoop br br check it out it s worth the trip ,1
imagine that in adapting a james bond novel into a movie the filmmakers eliminated all the action and suspense in order to make it kid friendly or if a television producer told chris rock he couldn t cuss so that his specials could be rated pg in the same way the director of the movie something wicked this way comes took out the excitement and gore in favor of melodrama for younger audiences this created a monotonous plot without the complications of the book in trying to make the story of something wicked this way comes easier for children to follow the filmmakers eliminated the theme of good and evil both existing in everyone and good always prevailing over evil this is apparent in will s character transformation charles halloway s rescue of jim and the carnival s defeat br br will s transformation into a more adventurous boy has been muted in the movie the scene in which the dust witch visits will s house in a balloon has been cut from the film instead a green mist follows jim and will home and gives them the same bad dream about the witch and her spiders the balloon attack shows us that will has begun to conquer his fear of doing things on his own he gets on top of a neighbor s roof and tears the balloon with a bow defeating the witch sorry dad he thought and sat up smiling this time it s me out alone will decides as he prepares to face her removing this scene from the movie prevents us from understanding that will is becoming more adventuresome the film shows us many examples of will being afraid to follow jim but never growing curious like his friend in the book will has both a good quiet side and an evil daring side like his jim in the movie each boy only has one mode of thought which destroys bradbury s theme of both good and evil being present in each person br br in the book will saves jim because of their friendship but in the movie charles halloway saves jim to repay jim s father will pulls jim off the carousel in bradbury s novel because he doesn t want his best friend to grow up without him it is the good in will the fact that he cares about his friend that saves jim from the evil curse of the carnival on the carousel jim gestured his other hand free to trail on the wind the one part of him the small white separate part that still remembered their friendship this shows that there was good left inside of jim which has the potential to still defeat evil but when charles halloway saves jim in the movie he does it to repay the debt he owes jim s father who saved will when he was a little boy by changing the motivation for saving jim the filmmakers have ruined bradbury s original idea that it takes good to win against evil br br in the end of the movie the carnival is defeated by a tornado and lightning instead of smiles and laughter when the book ends mr dark turns himself into a little boy and charles halloway smiles and laughs at him so much that he can t stand it and evaporates in bradbury s world evil people feed off fear and can only be defeated by happiness and love his message is that good will always prevail over evil but only if that goodness is expressed outwardly good to evil seems evil says charles halloway as he holds the dying mr dark so i will do only good to you jed i ll simply hold you and watch you poison yourself in the movie mr dark is the only one left on the carousel when lightning hits it and he dies by eliminating the weapon of laughter and smiles the filmmakers imply that bad weather is the most effective way to defeat evil as if lightning only strikes those who are bad this takes away the major theme of bradbury s book which is that doing good toward others wards off evil br br good may always triumph over evil but trying to make movies more kid friendly will always force filmmakers to leave out some of the themes from the books they are based on in the movie something wicked this way comes will does not transform will s friendship does not save jim and smiles and laughter do not defeat the carnival as a result the filmmakers have left out too many of bradbury s main points the process of adapting a book to a movie too often ruins the world the author has established in the case of this story bradbury s frightening world of opposing forces of good and evil has been reduced to a tamer simpler version of itself ,0
alas poor hamlet i knew him dear reader and let me tell thee this version sucks i don t know who of all people put up the money for this flotsam but i hope that they re proud of themselves they took the classic play and turned it into the most boring melodrama imaginable this version is quite literally so bad that not even the presence of a great thespian like maximilian schell in the title role can save it this movie s only redeeming quality is that it made great fodder for mstk mike servo and crow had a lot of fun with this one br br but either way i m sure that shakespeare had he been alive when they made this would not have wanted his name associated with it this hamlet is not even so bad that s it good it s just plain bad absolutely dreadful ,0
one of my favorite shows back in the s as i recall it went to air on friday or possibly saturday night on the nine network here in australia darren mcgavin and simon oakland were great together br br each episode usually reached a climax with kolchack having to engage in hand to hand combat with some sort of supernatural opponent to their credit the writers made a concerted effort to get away from the usual round of vampires and ghosts as much as possible br br i remember one episode in which the adversary was the spirit of an ancient indian chief which who came back as a massive electrical current which started to kill people in a city hospital the final showdown saw kolchack trying to short circuit the power beast amidst an explosion of sparks and billowing flames oh well you had to be there at the time but it was an interesting idea br br mcgavin always packed a lot of energy and enthusiasm into his roles and this was one of his best br br definitely deserves a place in tv s hall of fame to quote tony vincenzo kolchack you are on it or in the case of the hall of fame in it ,1
i laughed so hard during this movie my face hurt ben affleck was hilarious and reminded me of a pretty boy jack black in this role gandolfini gives his typical a performance the entire cast is funny the story pretty good and the comic moments awesome i went into this movie not expecting much so perhaps that is why i was so surprised to come out of the flick thoroughly pleased and facially exhausted i would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys comedy can identify with loneliness during the holidays and or putting up with the relatives the best part to this film to me anyway were the subtle bits of humor that caught me completely off guard and had me laughing long after the rest of the audience had stopped namely the scene involving the lighting of the christmas tree go see it and have a good laugh ,1
it s rare that i come across a film this awful this annoying and this irritating it is without doubt one of the worst films i ve ever seen br br the plot when it s not a blur of confusing and pointlessly over flashy editing is ludicrous why did domino become such a bad ass tough bitch because her gold fish died when she was a kid and this traumatic event left her emotionally stunted and hating everyone when the dialogue is not clichéd or banal it s littered with laughable lines such as there are three kinds of people in this world the rich the poor and everyone else at one point the bounty hunters have some guy tied up in the back of their bus who has a combination number tattooed on his arm because of a confusing mobile phone call instead of rolling his sleeve up and just reading the number they blow off his arm with a shotgun at another point the bounty hunters take a bomb to a meeting arranged with the mafia and threaten to set the bomb off unless the mafia let them go clearly not going to the meeting would have been just too easy br br keira knightley is unconvincing and dreadfully miscast mickey rourke does manage to salvage some credibility from this mess br br i have enjoyed some of tony scott s previous films true romance being one but all i could think while suffering this drivel was that it must have been made by a complete idiot ,0
this movie starts off somewhat slowly and gets running towards the end not that that is bad it was done to illustrate character trait degression of the main character consequently if you are not into tragedies this is not your movie it is the thought provoking philosophy of this movie that makes it worthwhile if you liked dostoyevsky s crime and punishment you will probably like this if only for the comparisons the intriguing question that the movie prompts is what is it that makes a renowned writer completely disregard his publicly aproved ideas for another set the new ideas are quite opposed to the status quo if you are a conservative you will not like this movie br br besides other philosophical questions i must admit that the movie was quite aesthetically pleasing as well the grassy hillsides and beautiful scenery helped me get past the slow start also there was use of coloric symbolism in representing the mindstate of the main characters if these sorts of things do not impress you skip it overall i give this movie a ,1
this became a cult movie in chinese college students though i havnt watched it until it is broadcasted in channel uk br br full of arty giddy pretentions the plot is mediocre and unreal the spirit it wants to convey is how independent artists resist the commercisliation of music industry and maintain their purity of an artistic soul and wouldnt sell themselves for dirty money that is really giddy and superficial the diologue are mainly pathetic acting is poor sceenplay is full of art pretention it is a fantasy movie for kids and that s all br br ,0
no real plot no character development no scorcese level direction but seriously were you really expecting any of this the only thing that matters is that this flick is absolutely hilarious nearly on the same level as borat sure the ending drags a bit but if borat s cameo didn t crack you up you must be the worst batty boy in the history of batty boys sacha baron cohen is possibly the greatest comedian alive and here he gets more laughs than jude law on a nude beach i dare you not to laugh br br if you can pull the ten foot pole out of your behind for an hour and a half and just enjoy some well timed and extremely stupid jokes in a stupid story about a stupid character see this stupid movie you ll be glad you did keep it real ,1
for die hard judy garland fans only there are two numbers that are really good one where she does a number with an older cleaning lady you ve all seen the pics and a pretty good number at the very end there are a couple of scenes where the lines are funny but basically the script is so bad and the movie so dated that it s hard not to cringe at the awfulness throughout but it s worth the to rent the movie just be prepared to fast forward it ,0
im proud to say i ve seen all three fast and furious films sure the plots are kinda silly and they might be a little cheesy but i love them car chases and all the beautiful cars and the clandestine midnight races and ill gladly see a fourth one br br wanna know what the difference is between those three and redline decent acting somewhat thought out plot even if they are potboilers and last but not least directors who have a clue all three were made by very competent directors all of them took the films in a different direction equally exciting redline looks like the producer picked out a dozen women he slept with on the casting couch and made them the extras then picked up his leads from hollywood s unemployment line and the script yikes its mystery science theatre bad this is s made for tv movie bad br br yeah the movie had a few cool cars but you don t really get to see that many in action and the action is directed so poorly you cant get excited by the chases and if the cars aren t thrilling you why go to a movie like this br br im in the audience with a bunch of teenagers and i cant stop laughing out loud im getting dirty looks but this was just a debacle br br rent the f f movies go to nascar race go to a karting track and race yourself whatever you do avoid redline like bad cheese ,0
although at one point i thought this was going to turn into the graduate i have to say that the mother does an excellent job of explaining the sexual desires of an older woman br br i m so glad this is a british film because hollywood never would have done it and even if they had they would have ruined it by not taking the time to develop the characters br br the story is revealed slowly and realistically the acting is superb the characters are believably flawed and the dialogue is sensitive i tried many times to predict what was going to happen and i was always wrong so i was very intrigued by the story br br i highly recommend this movie and i must confess i ll forever look at my mom in a different light ,1
here in australia nights in rodanthe is being promoted in the same class as the notebook quite frankly what a lot of rot br br this film is a like a recipe on paper we have all the right ingredients richard gere normally perfect in this genre diane lane an old favourite from under tuscan sun and unfaithful ocean side location solitude and yet the movie sucks at the session we went to yesterday afternoon a women next to my wife fell asleep and half way through the movie got up and left the main problem is there is no build up or credibility to the relationship in the first place and perhaps there are too many long faces and downbeat if you like histories that gere and lane s characters bring to the movie there s hours of those balanced out with perhaps minutes of what we can to see romance there s no warmth from gere s character lane looks dreadful at the start of the movie and all washed out so as the viewer we cannot really connect to the characters br br others here say the book is great well be it the screenplay direction or production someone here has made a real mess of this movie it s like the scenes and the buildup are a deck of cards except instead of being in the correct order they ve just been thrown together all over the place br br very disappointing save your money for when it hits the video shops and even then wait for a good deal when it goes to the weekly rate ,0
in texas seven friends meet in a bar to celebrate the halloween night before going to a party meanwhile they call the american nightmare pirate radio for fun and confess their innermost fears a serial killer who is listening to their confessions makes their nightmares come true killing each one of them in a sadistic way american nightmare is a weird low budget movie that has a horrible beginning without any previous explanation a woman kills two couples in an isolated camping area as if it were friday th then the story shifts to a bar where seven friends are celebrating halloween from this moment on the story has a great potential and the unknown cast has a very reasonable performance showing also some beautiful breasts and naked bodies as usual in this type of c production however the end of the screenplay does not provide any explanation for the killing instinct and motives for the behavior of the nurse jane toppan giving the sensation that the budget ended before the finalization of the shooting with a better beginning and conclusion this weird story would be a good low budget slasher movie my vote is four br br title brazil agonia agony ,0
despite the title and unlike some other stories about love and war this film isn t too sticky and pink because love is as a rose with thorns that is the four leading actors set their characters realistic and with a good sense and balance between the tragic and the down to earth br br the music and lyrics of the cabaret chanson esquire songs sung b keira knightley herself drag the viewer deeper and deeper in the film from one place to another between the brutal war and amongst the peaceful love some people may find it too much a biopic but it ís mostly a romantic story even though it consequently follows the life of dylan thomas and the triangular relationship which is steeped by joy and jealousy br br london gets visualized from another angle for once the bohemian life of dylan during the bombings of the germans is set in a floating atmosphere of small bedrooms pubs and bars the independent women the soldier and the charismatic poet are constantly swept in both feelings of love and anger br br maybe the end is too twisted and hangs somewhat loosely to the rest of the film but all in all this is a great romantic story ,1
i m rarely moved to make a comment online about a film but i can t understand how this one got made who made it how could they have possibly thought they were capable of making a feature film did they do a weekend course at some film school get a nice big cheque from daddy and kidnap david badiel s family one by one until he agreed to be in it or was he by any chance a longtime family friend distant relation doing this out of sheer misplaced kindness i don t care don t want to know even he looks utterly embarrassed to be in it mumbling his lines and hiding his face from the camera meanwhile the dop must have been the gaffer from neighbours there seemed to be absolutely no sound design the script the direction and editing were all abysmal and quite frankly the apathy that overwhelms me right now means that i can t be bothered to spend any more of my life thinking about this film ,0
i really enjoyed this film because i have a tremendous interest in american history the antebellum years and the civil war in particular i purchased it recently from a rack of previously viewed videos on sale at the supermarket and i was very glad to add this one to my history video collection though not of the caliber of civil war films such as glory or gettysburg provides a lot of history on the pre civil war brotherhood among cadets at west point br br maybe it s the gray uniforms the youth or the military discipline but i am fascinated by the story of the corps of cadets from around to the brink of the war i imagine what it must have been like to sit in a classroom with other young men learning how to make war then later putting the lessons to use against your own classmates br br actually there were two classes graduated in one class in may the other in june the movie makes no real mention of this except to mention henry a dupont first graduate of the may class and george custer last grad of the june class the reason for the two classes was not so much about the war but it was the result of switching back to a four year course of study after a few years of experimenting with a five year course i think the first class had attended five years the other for four as the movie portrays cadets were like brothers and often had nicknames for each other george fanny or autie custer alonzo lon cushing james beauty stuart for j e b stuart class of etc br br i say this film is santa fe trail as it should have been because that film while enjoyable really fudges history cadets from several different classes are all graduating together jeb stuart and george custer are portrayed as the best of friends and are side by side in stopping john brown s insurrection at harper s ferry in fact stuart and custer were never friends but enemies during the war they faced each other for the first time i think at gettysburg in stuart was at the harper s ferry raid but custer was still a cadet at the point when it took place br br fanny custer plays a role in class of though his classmate chums dev o neill and shelby peyton are fictional i believe they are respectively based on partick henry o rorke and john pelham two people you can look up br br anyway i truly enjoy this film or any film which provides a window into mid th century america ,1
ok so it s a low budget film i used the quotes because it was shot in hi video the acting is universally horrid the makeup is laughable the blood looks like it came from sherwin williams and i ve seen more convincing bruises made from halloween ghoul kits and the lighting generally looks like they used someone s borrowed toyota pickup to shine headlights on the actors br br i might be able to forgive these low budget traits if there were some actual content if a movie made an attempt to tell a story but this collection of video footage can boast of no plot no real characters and no momentum it s a self indulgent mess br br and don t worry no spoilers here cause there s absolutely nothing to spoil ,0
this movie is a bad to alright rip off of friday the th the movie is about a killer named bernie who kills people around a camp councilor training camp he kills people because the camp councilor training camp is on land that was owned by his father and when the police came to forcefully take his fathers land they accidentally killed his mother another fth take off the intro is seeing bernie killing his first victims then we are introduced to a family going camping in the same woods soon after they arrive they are joined by a strange old man who likes talking about his son later we learn that his son is bernie and that he has him locked up in the back of his caravan after having broken him out of a mental institute he sets bernie after the family so they can take their stuff and then the chase is on br br this movie is only recommended to those who enjoy b grade s slashers ,0
supposedly director william shatner had in mind a much darker film when it came to star trek v the final frontier but the suits at paramount looking at the huge box office receipts taken in by its humor filled predecessor insisted the new film have plenty of laughs too so what we get is arguably the weakest and goofiest of the six star trek movies with the original cast there are bad ideas aplenty along with a few good ones and if you re in a charitable mood you could look at the final frontier the same way you would a so so episode of the tv series on the plus side laurence luckenbill is a fine actor and gives one of the best guest star performances in any star trek big or small screen ranking right up there with william windom s commodore decker his portrayal of sybok spock s half brother consistently lifts the film when it threatens to sink which happens all too frequently charles cooper is good too as the fat old klingon general korrd too bad his role isn t as large as he is if the story about shatner s intentions is true then i owe him an apology because i was prepared to lay the blame for the incessant silliness and not very convincing action scenes squarely at his directorial feet the reason is i ve always felt that of all the trek regulars shatner was the least tuned in to everything that makes star trek work and what makes it special to its fans having read his trek memoirs it s very apparent to me that he considered the show another action adventure series that just happened to have a science fiction setting he preferred the vision of gene coon over that of gene roddenberry coon was known for his work on the popular western series the wild wild west shatner also mentioned that a favorite star trek episode of his was a piece of the action a silly second season episode co written by coon so finally given an opportunity to direct a star trek feature film would not shatner follow his instincts and produce an action filled flick with lots of tongue in cheek humor well somebody did because that s what the final frontier ended up being shatner himself definitely returns to form as the great ham and as leonard maltin points out the film suffers from a bad case of the cutes in the opening scene at yosemite national park it s hard to say which is worse the super cheesy special effects or the godawful dialogue running gags about equipment malfunctioning on the enterprise have run all the way from wrath of khan and by this the fifth trek movie have run themselves into the ground so has the idea of a skeleton crew one new development is an apparent romantic relationship between scotty and uhura and suffice it to say one does not exactly sense flames of passion burning between the two it s a pointless subplot and adds nothing the climactic scene where god is encountered doesn t add much either whether or not this was a good idea in the first place is debatable but the scene itself doesn t make much sense the god creature s abilities seem to vary according to what is needed at the moment roughly half of this is a tired retread of the climax from the search for spock leonard nimoy manages to salvage spock s integrity even while spouting such un spock like lines as get a grip on yourself doctor and deforest kelley as usual outperforms both shatner and nimoy he really came on as an actor in the final trek films so this trek outing isn t terrible it just isn t very good there was to be one more original cast trek movie before the baton was passed to the next generation and it was far better suited to the task than star trek v the final frontier ,0
i am very impressed with the acting in comanche moon before i started watching this i wasn t expecting it to be as good as lonesome dove i couldn t believe how well the actors were chosen to represent all the characters it blew my mind how well they played each role this was in my opinion almost as good as lonesome dove its hard to compare any film to lonesome dove if you don t make that comparison i would give this a thumbs up it was very entertaining i don t post many comments on this site but i just felt i had to get my opinion out there amazing i don t want to go off naming every actor who was brilliant because i would probably have to list every single one my favorite was steve zahn he hit the nail on the head playing captain gus his mannerisms were perfect ,1
 handsome guys with bad haircuts beautiful girls without any clues stupid gangsters who cannot shoot straight from dragon dynasty comes the hong kong gangster drama dragon heat for reasons which will probably forever be completely obscured the production and casting call for this criminals on steroids movie somehow got both maggie q and michael biehn to sign on as villains but they don t get all that much to do in this horrid slug fest br br they are two of the best contemporary actors around each with their own resume and list of accomplishments and biehn in particular has had the courage to take some rather challenging and non heroic roles br br maggie q was the super bad mai in live free or die hard so nuff said br br biehn is of course famous for being the soldier from the future who made the terminator of such a believable science fiction fantasy romp by crashing up against big arnold who is now the governator of california br br michael biehn is almost wholly wasted in this terrible train wreck of a police drama there is absolutely no reason for that as the incredibly convoluted plot given mostly in chinese as it is a hong kong story could have been better elaborated for non chinese audiences with a foreign narrator br br in other words if biehn had been used as something like an interpol observer or coordinator or an agent under deep cover who needs to get some splaining given to him every five or ten minutes that would have been great but no he s brought in as a part of an odd group of special forces type bad guys who seem to be freelancing their own corrupt deal in the middle of somebody else s totally corrupt deal involving the local king of corrupt deals br br yes there i said it all confused me too welcome to the party pal br br in the truly superb hong kong crime drama known by its english title as breaking news there are also a number of fascinating characters at work but there is only one story line in the plot br br bad guys vs good cops in this wretched and excessively violent foray into the world of a hong kong triad or gang it seems that the hot shot police force is little more than a parade of ducks in a shooting gallery the way the criminals mow them down br br so not surprisingly there s an almost otherwise incomprehensible scene several scenes in fact where kids are trying to shoot wooden ducks in an arcade game to win stuffed animal prizes and so the hot shot good guy police officers quite naturally intervene on their behalf so that the arcade owner has to give up the kewpie dolls br br there s also a half hearted attempt at creating a love interest between one of the visiting cops and the sole female visiting cop br br the visiting cops are supposed to be material witnesses against the triad gangster leader who gets hijacked on the way to his court appearance but not by his own team but by the mercenaries biehn maggie q and some others these killers all want something but we don t get to learn about what it is until the very end of the film that was a stupid mistake inside of the overall story br br you cannot build suspense in a crime drama without something to obtain or get or get away from being introduced very early in the story br br add to that some cut away scenes done for purely artsy effects all showing the bad bad guys and the regular bad guys recent pasts and any film buff can readily understand why this barking dog gets a rating from this fan of all things cinematic with criminals and conspirators and hong kong ,0
nearly everything that stephen king has ever written seems to have been turned into a film or tv series in fact i m surprised that no one has tried to make a mini series from the guy s grocery list let s face it if they did it couldn t be any less interesting than children of the corn br br based on one of king s many short stories this horror flick sees linda hamilton and peter horton playing a couple on a long car journey who run into a spot of bother when they chance upon the sleepy nebraska town of gatlin where all of the adults have been murdered by children who worship an ancient evil that lurks in the corn fields br br although director fritz kiersch does manage to build a fair amount of atmosphere at the beginning after hamilton s silly song and dance but before we get to meet the freakish isaac leader of the killer kids he completely blows it with endless unexciting scenes in which hamilton and horton are hunted down by the town s homicidal half pints courtney gains as violent redhead malachai manages to appear genuinely menacing but the rest of the children are not the least bit threatening as a result many of the film s scary moments fail to work br br towards the end of the film when we finally get to see the malevolent force that inhabits the field surrounding gatlin the film descends into a glut of terrible s visual effects that probably looked pretty ropey almost years ago but look positively laughable nowadays br br children of the corn might be of interest to king fans keen to see how the writer s work has been translated to the big screen but your average horror film fan will be most unimpressed ,0
this year s eurovision was to me a big disappointment i ve watched the eurovision song contest every year since well at least that s the earliest one i can remember and i was only at the time as any other year this one contained both good bad and horrible songs nothing new there however this year s show was the worst one i can remember only very few good decent s probably more like it songs and a lot of absolutely terrible songs br br turkey s winner song every way that i can sounded to me like a rip off of turkish singer tarkan s hit simarik just sounding a lot worse it didn t deserve to win from my point of view belgium s song sanomi coming in second was a no language song wonder what s next animals singing nevertheless the music for the song was quite catchy giving the song a kind of dreamy feeling to which the lyrics seemed appropriate one of the better songs but that s not saying much br br after one of the closest races in eurovision history russian duo t a t u ended in third place just three points behind turkey and behind belgium with ne ver ne boisia don t trust don t be afraid to me t a t u was one of the very few highlights of the show surprising just about everyone by being some of the most covered up girls of all the female contestants they let their song do the talking and if we ignore the fact that they failed to pitch a few times in the first chorus they let the song speak very well indeed br br the biggest surprise when looking at the scoreboard was austria the bookmakers here in denmark had the biggest odds on that song a song that indeed was beyond horrible but ended up in th place could it be that bum of his being shaken to the rhythm of the song that performance was the one that made me and my family laugh the most not because it looked good but because it looked so stupid that it was actually fun br br sweden did what they do the best abba in they won with take me to your heaven by sounding like abba in they made the top with listen to your heartbeat again sounding like abba and once again this year they did it abba style again ending in the top br br england was finally punished for making those absolutely horrible non catching songs that they ve been the past years br br ireland ripped off the winner from fly on the wings of love and i could go on and on about how bad the songs were br br i feel a bit sorry for the aussies who this year finally got the chance to see the eurovision song contest they deserved better than this br br i wasn t surprised by the show though the eurovision from to me stands out as one of the best in recent years was quite good but not as good was okay but certainly no more this year was quite simply disappointing br br let s hope it ll get better next year if not for us then at least for the aussies br br one for t a t u one for the close race one for the butt shaking and one for all the rest ,0
i don t know why but when i am asked about bad movies i have seen i often think of the air up there i know that technically lots of movies are horrible compared to it and i have seen worse acting it s just that it s so bland so predictable in a word mediocre ,0
this film was so well paced that i don t think i actually blinked while watching one intense situation after another kept me glued to the set however i would have liked to have seen corey feldman a lot more in this picture he just steals every scene that he is in this could be my favorite grown up corey performance the ending was clever and unlike other films which back away from severing body parts of likeable supporting characters this film goes for it i liked that it was not graphic blood and gore but left more to the viewer s imagination bravo i literally had to wipe sweat from my forehead during this particular torture scene with a paper cutter ultimately the film works because of its likeable lead character and the awesome presence of my all time favorite bad guy james remar hours remember i strongly recommend this film for anyone looking to break a sweat br br ,1
how to lose friends and alienate people is decent comedy with a bit of romantic approach br br it s actually a story of sidney young simon pegg breaking through in journalist and magazine writing business which is interpreted in a funny way simon pegg made an ok appearance slightly worse than his usual movie is not hilarious or funny all the way or anything like that but it has its moments and those moments are really hilarious br br i recommend this fun and worth watching american with english cream comedy to all people who just wanna sit relax and enjoy movie for what it is if you re about to watch this movie with critical approach then you should pass unless you want to be disappointed and start trashing it ,1
they loved him up and turned him into a horny toad god that gets to me every time br br this is a great movie memorable lines from thank god your momma died given birth she da seen ya she da died of shame to i don t understand big dan great scenes from the opening train scene laughed so hard i cried to the bluegrass br br watch it it s good it s great it s funny and it s based on a famous story worth your while believe me don t watch this if you have a weak bladder for you will definitely wet your pants laughing ,1
brilliant and moving performances by tom courtenay and peter finch ,1
i like the phrase british post war suburban paranoia that one of the reviewers used it describes so well the kind of films john mills excelled in the october man the long memory in between big pictures scott of the antartic and war and peace br br this distinctly eric ambler style plot had john mills playing dr howard latimer who promises his friend charles unseen to meet a visiting german actress frieda veldon lisa daniely at the airport a creepy reporter jeffrey windsor lionel jeffries is in his consulting rooms at the time and offers to give him a lift but while he is tracking the actress down windsor informs him she is already in the car waiting something fishy is going on howard is dropped off for his date and thinks no more about it br br the next night he finds her body when he arrives home from work further more he finds his friend charles could not have rung him as he is still in new york and windsor doesn t seem to exist earlier on a patient mrs ambler rene ray who has been referred to him by doctor george kimber mervyn johns tells of her recurring dream about finding a dead body and a brass candlestick with a square base it is a nightmare that is coming true for howard but of course when detective inspector dane roland culver interviews her she denies all knowledge of the conversation the candlestick is later found in the boot of howard s daimler br br when howard is lying low robert brady wilfred hyde white visits him he calls himself a friend he has a photo of windsor that he wants to trade for a box of matches frieda gave howard at the airport howard returns to the flat charles rings and while howard is on the phone an unknown assailant knocks him out and steals the matches who can he trust who hasn t something to hide br br this is a top thriller not quite in the same class as the october man but with john mills doing what he does best playing ordinary men caught up in impossible mysteries br br highly recommended ,1
this is a so called feel good movies however it made me sad in a way why because i had the talent but my parents didn t let me study at the sports academy as well the fact that at the age of i decided to quit soccer br br and soccer is the red line in this movie together with the struggle youngsters have with the expectations parents have an english indian girl and her parents with their traditions and strong family ties and on the other hand the english family with a daugther who dresses like a boy and plays soccer a combination which worries her mother this movie also lines out the lives of ordinary people as well as the indian community in england it is about believe in your dreams and live your one life where did we hear that before br br paraminder nagra a beautiful women plays yasminda a girl who is not interested in boys new clothes make up and the typical year old girl stuff in contradiction with her sister pinky complete the opposite of yasminda br br a real must it is to see how a young beautiful girl struggles with the traditions of their parents and finds her luck eventually with great music from blondie curtis mayfield texas melanie c as well as indian hit songs br br pleasant to watch but if you as myself ever played soccer and never made it to the top then this movie will make you melachonic ,1
it s a very good movie not only for the fans of lady death comics but also for those who like animated movies series of adventure and fantasy br br the film is about a innocent girl who is about killed for something she hadn t done but for be who she is daughter of the ruler of hell lucifer himself br br then she seeks revenge and the rest you better see it from the movie br br i liked the movie a lot the characters are like the original comics form chaos i never had the chance of read the the first parts of the story in comics only the last ones after the passages in the movie so i cannot tell you if the events are exactly like the comics but one way or another it s the story of lady death ,1
the beginning of this movie had me doubting that it would be little more than a typical b sci fi flick but as it progressed i began to get interested and i saw the whole thing through the premise is interesting original and has the makings of making a classic alas it instead ended up a mediocre movie done in by the usual factors which turn a potentially good movie into a bad movie bad acting low budget etc i m interested to see how this would turn out if it were remade with good actors and a big hollywood budget ,0
amazing effects for a movie of this time a primer of the uselessness of war and how war becomes a nurturer of itself br br a wonderful thing about this movie is it is now public domain and available at archive org no charge no sign up necessary watch it in one sitting and you will be propelled br br i plan to share this flick with as many people as possible as i had never heard of it before and i am a hard core sci fi fan br br i would like to see how others react to this movie br br watch it br br rate it br br tell us what you think ,1
this movie was so heart warming a true testament to an actors real life everyday ups and downs it was truly a wonderful experience to share the passion of the actor on film and respect for what it must have taken off screen this film is a reminder to everyone to go for there dreams never give up hurray for the stand in ,1
great woody allen no good woody allen definitely i found myself along with the audience in attendance laughing hard and often at some of the best woody allen lines we ve heard in a while the aging allen created an appropriate role for himself as scarlett johansson s father well sort of some have said johansson plays a young dianne keaton i beg to differ she plays woody s dialogue which in his comedies always has a very similar feel like well a woody allen comedy that s fine for us woody appreciators she certainly did woody s dialogue far better than the young cast of his last comedy melinda melinda some may find woody s humor tiresome but for those of us who love it when it s done right we look forward to the next ,1
i felt that this movie had a lot of heart and must have been a labor of love for eleanor bergstein the primary actors campbell scott jennifer beals yancy butler james goodwin iii patrick stewart and leslie caron were very well selected and played their parts with excellence it was a very uplifting movie that i wish was available on tape or dvd a rare gem ,1
this episode has just aired in the uk br br what a disappointment the heavy handed touches of humour were ill judged childish and detracted from what could have been a pretty good storyline i cannot believe that jerry bruckheimer allowed this episode to take place i have seen every previous episode of this show and even the episode where jack played his own older self was way ahead of this episode the lesbian kiss was pathetic sensationalism br br there was also no continuity from the previous episode there was nothing in the storyline investigating martin s dangerous behaviour or possible drug addiction there was similarly nothing explicitly written about jack s burgeoning relationship with ann usually without a trace is pretty good at this sort of continuity br br the next episode needs to be a considerable improvement ,0
having seen only once and in the dawn hours i can t seem to forget this haunting film a mix of mystery suspense and heartbreaking romance it reminds me of vertigo the actors though not that well known are good especially joan hackett in one of her best performances you believe in her in her love in her newfound quest for freedom brought by her love and in the end in her overwhelming pain the plot is ingenious and compelling and does not stretch credibility the direction and technical stuff certainly could be better but they do not compromise the overall effect and it has one message don t let revenge blind you you can became its last victim a real pity it has not been remade but perhaps it is a period piece better left alone ,1
lets enter the world of this movie for a second so you can better understand the type of movie we are dealing with here br br edison is one of those really stupid movies where the bad guy and his goons have been letting loose bullets shooting at the good guy behind walls and pillars shouting at them and then finally get to the good guy face to face and instead of killing him instead of wasting this guy that has caused you so much grief instead of just walking up and pop what do you do the bad guy he talks to him he grabs the good guy and talks to him while holding his gun they have nothing to talk about shoot him shoot him now but he talks to him anyway oh another thing at the end a newspaper says pulitzer prize winner story right here or something right above on a front page of a paper when its like the first time the story is printed so how in the heezy did someone win a pulitzer for it that fast yea you know those types of stupid movies yea well that s edison in a nutshell br br you get mr cool morgan freeman and shifty eyed tough kevin spacey who both phone in their roles completely ll cool j who scowls literally every single moment of the movie while proposing to his girlfriend in a damn night club of all places and who s last line duck was something from like a lethal weapon movie that was never made and justin timberlake whining and spewing nonsense every time he talks little cocky bastard the only bright spot was a crazy dylan mcdermott doing his best denzel from training day impression which was pretty entertaining br br oh yea so whats the movie about eh something about scandals involving the city edison s fictional special unit police force called f r a t i swear i m not making this stuff up which was supposed to be a obvious play off of s w a t anyway little journalistic super singer boy justin timberflake smells something foul afoot after a murder involving undercover cops from frat and he goes scurrying off looking for a story gaining his boss freeman trust along the way while they both unravel something even bigger and sinister than what they both thought blah blah blah its like a bootleg pelican brief meets a halfassed training day the pacing was slow and off the script was horrible and the acting was extremely uninspired it jumped everywhere without going anywhere people get put in comas and you forget about them everyone in this movie just didn t think damn what a stupid movie its becoming harder to write any sort of review for it because the movie left my brain the second it ended no lie basically do not waste your time ,0
i happened to see this film on a flight from paris to boston and it reminded me of the food on the plane generic tasteless and obscure the french cinema seems to have lost its footing these days and this is a good example of how a motley script can waste brilliant actors while some may find the playfulness of the script to be in line with the dictates of euro post modernism the whole project seems more like a post mortem on the death of euro cinema s golden years and truly fabulous talents one is vaguely reminded here of bunuel but without the charm or wit ,0
sisters in law is made by the same directors of the rather curiously fascinating divorce iranian style which was as exactly as it stated as we got a glimpse of divorce court in iran now they ve turned their attention to the court system in cameroon africa what s great about this court is that of the magistrates are women which is unusual for such a country like this anyways they deal with plenty of men used to getting their way around the women but this film is remarkable in the fact that it appears that women has made great strides in society with divorce legal and women s rights being recognized so the judges often chastise the men for behaving in a primitive way in these times not to say that the women who appear at the court get the softer treatment one of the prime focuses of the film is a case of child abuse done by an aunt the judges waste no time in lashing out at the woman with fury and who said that justice isn t served anymore with these behind the bench they often carry out maximum penalties ya you go girl ,1
in my opinion the best movie ever i love when people ask me what this film is about i usually smile and say life they shrug and probably never give it another thought the fact that everyone from every background can relate to some part of this movie makes it all that much more amazing definately a must see for everyone ,1
ok clara bow silent film from it s a spin off of rain with bow playing the half hawaiian wild daughter of the local pineapple king who falls in love with the staid english engineer clive brook bow competes with the local widow arlette marchal for his attentions but both women get a big surprise when his wife shows up patricia dupont the predatory wife is ready for a divorce until she discovers he might be on the verge of a fortune bow settles her hash fast br br bow has personality to spare and has a few great scenes her opening nude bath her hula in a grass skirt and the dog rescue scene with bow and brook doing their own stunts br br note the imdb credit list is wrong the film credits from the dvd i have list patricia dupont as playing mrs haldane not margaret truax as listed on imdb ,1
i had high hopes for this movie i even gave up a night of watching stargate for this movie i found it had a rushed feel about it and a lot of the key biblical moments and facts were missing i might be a bit jaded and spoiled for the version as i have watched that one every year for the last or so years i doubt this one will make it to the realm of yearly classic as the other one has if you have not seen the version you might like this one but i seriously doubt it and urge you to skip this one and go rent or buy the classic one this has some nifty special effects but that is not what i look for when telling a movie like the ten commandments i was kind of looking to see how they told the story and the writers did not do a good job with this one ,0
mickey mouse is now years old he was created by walt disney a famous creater producer director etc i love the disney movies because it is great fun watching the cartoon movies altogether walt disney i think is the king of the creations everyone has got to love this creations and the movies by walt disney thank you walt for all the classic characters you made ,1
what do you get when you have a tenacious seasoned french police inspector by the name of maurice martineau is called to solve a murder case well simply a very entertaining fun film the re mastered black and white film quai des orfevres delivers the goods despite romance jealousy and marriage that seem to just get in the way towards the truth of who done it br br inch by inch technique by technique as seasoned by experience and intuition the patience of this master inspector etches into the truth but of course with the help of a bag full of dirty police interrogation tricks br br martineau is the centerpiece of this film the use by director henri georges clouzot of raucous background music to intensify the drama in grand film noir style is a wonderful wrapper around the visual experience br br martineau eventually solves the mystery and arrests the culprit hey he is good but alas martineau too can keep a dark secret in his past who is that boy that is perhaps not his son br br some things can never get solved even beyond the closing credits ,1
what can i say an excellent end to an excellent series it never quite got the exposure it deserved in asia but by far the best cop show with the best writing and the best cast on televison ever the end of a great era sorry to see you go ,1
absolute must see documentary for anyone interested in getting to the bottom of this story told with unflinching eye and with gripping style if you think conspiracy theories are for paranoid disturbed people this could change your mind something for you feds too a good model for government coverups if you like your news all tidy and easy to consume this is not for you ,1
this is a way cool fantasy movie one of my faves it really is so cool the director is bernard rose who went on to direct candyman he made a great start with this film br br the film about a girl called anna who falls ill with glandular fever on her th birthday she draws a house on a shred of paper from her exercise book and falls into a dream in which the house is real each subsequent dream that she has is altered by the presence of whatever she adds to the picture in her third dream she meets a boy she thinks she has created called mark she befriends him and their relationship becomes stronger as the dreams become darker and scarier br br charlotte burke who plays anna is a terrific actress and it is very strange that after just one film she should disappear and never be in anything ever again she really does give a great performance in this film br br hans zimmer s score is also ace much like broken arrow the music is ghostly and mysterious it s a real shame that the soundtrack is not available on cd anymore the dvd is available in r only ,1
i wanted to like magnolia the plot reminded me of grand canyon which i liked different lives stories that come together at the end but magnolia took a wrong turn halfway through the movie and i was lost i almost turned it off right then and there but i felt i should hang in there until the end little did i know it would be another torturous hours thank god i rented instead of seeing it in the theatre i almost screamed out in frustration after hours the biggest kick in the pants was the ending frog scene my dvd player still hasn t forgiven me and i don t blame it one bit it was a unique movie but a bad boring and pointless movie ,0
a study of one of those universally familiar physical and or emotional states isolation i think the film also comments on cultural displacement too br br the film presents the experiences of two turkish men cousins one has money and the comforts that come of having made it with a steady income the other has none and goes in search of work neither are happy expect no celebration of life here this is loneliness warts and all br br the film succeeds in offering a powerfully bleak traverse across the low lands of the human condition brave film making well acted and well shot in my view outdoor shots by the harbour being my own favourites a film that should inspire gratitude in anyone who is not a stranger to happiness and fulfilment in life not to mention employment everyone else will find a companion in this film a film with all the warmth and pace of an ice floe expect a bitter pill not a happy pill ,1
i remember seeing this movie back when it was released and i still remember the buzz i felt when i left the cinema everything about this movie is magnificent the music is top notch and i still play the soundtrack after all these years br br i have seen this movie so many times and yet i still get yearnings to watch it again and again nicholas cage was great and whenever i see cameron dye in anything nowadays i always associate him with this movie it is too bad the rest of the cast didn t go on to greater things but maybe that is part of this film s charm br br i won t do a film school critique as i am sure all the analysts out there can find fault if they wanted to but what i will say is that this movie defined my teenage years and still continues to influence my life over years later the movie feels great and stirs up emotions when you watch it well it did for me and i cannot recommend it highly enough for anybody who has not yet seen it br br you either get the movie or you don t those of you who get it will be rewarded with a unique movie experience ,1
this documentary now available free on video google com is a fantastic demonstration of the power of ordinary people to overcome injustice everyone must see this br br chavez was elected in a landslide vote in his platform was to divert the fantastic oil wealth from the middle class to the poor he banned foreign drift net fishing in venezuelan waters he sent cuban doctors to the slums to treat the sick for free he wiped out illiteracy and set up new free universities br br but it was his tax on oil company profits that got him in trouble with the bush administration in while irish film makers kim bartley and donnacha o briain were interviewing chavez inside the presidential palace about his social programs a cia backed coup was launched with the cameras rolling chavez was captured and flown out of the country it was announced on national tv that he had resigned br br but the poor of venezuela didn t believe the media they went to the palace in their millions and demanded that chavez be returned in the face of such overwhelming numbers the military turned on the coup leaders and the plotters fled to the us chavez was rescued by military helicopter and returned to jubilation ,1
the first half of this version was the best i ve seen and i think i ve seen every version of jane eyre ever made the development of jane s childhood and character were exceptional then it was as though someone said uh oh this is running too long and hacked the rest of the story to shreds the major scenes when included at all are glossed over combined and put out of order in such a way that they completely change the storyline there was so little transition or even scene development that it would be difficult for anyone not familiar with the story even to follow the big disappointment was that the beginning opened so much hope and then the end dashed it ,0
this film makes clooney all his films combined before this have all been based on the same character this film he transcends his previous body of work and proves his capability as a top notch actor the soundtrack defeats most one handedly the brothers have truly made a classic one to own and watch repeatedly ,1
i saw this ages ago when i was younger and could never remember the title until one day i was scrolling through john candy s film credits on imdb and noticed an entry named once upon a crime something rang a bell and i clicked on it and after reading the plot summary it brought back a lot of memories br br i ve found it has aged pretty well despite the fact that it is not by any means a great comedy it is however rather enjoyable and is a good riff on a hitchcock formula of mistaken identity and worldwide thrills br br the movie has a large cast of characters amongst them an american couple who find a woman s dog while vacationing in europe and decide to return it to her for a reward only to find her dead body upon arrival from there the plot gets crazier and sillier and they go on the run after the police think they are the killers br br kind of a mix between it s a mad mad mad mad world and a lighter hitchcock feature this was directed by eugene levy and he managed to get some of his good friends such as john candy to star in it the movie is mostly engaging due to its cast and the ending has a funny little twist that isn t totally unpredictable but also is kind of unexpected ,1
acclaimed argentine horror director emilio vierya directs a script from jack curtis and antonio ross cheesy and ridiculous are in the mix for the method to the madness a doctor s son is nearing his early death until his desperate father transplants an ape s heart into his chest as expected things are going to get weird when this young man turns into a mask wearing monster and roams the beaches scouting out nice looking party girls to make his slaves when heroin is injected his beauties become zombies the monster summons his dazed minions with strange organ music so bad well it s just bad in the cast jose e moreno alberto caneau mauricio de ferraris gloria prat and gina moret ,0
bored and unhappy young babe zandalee a winningly sultry and vibrant performance by luscious brunette knockout erika anderson feels trapped in a stale and loveless marriage to failed poet and decent yet dull businessman thierry martin a solid and credible portrayal by judge reinhold zandalee has a torrid adulterous fling with sleazy and arrogant artist johnny collins deliciously played to the slimy hilt by nicolas cage can the relationship between thierry and zandalee be salvaged or is everything going to fall apart and go to seed director sam pillsbury and screenwriter mari kornhauser lay on the tawdry soap opera style histrionics something thick while attempting to tell a wannabe serious and insightful story about desire run amok and its potentially dangerous consequences the plot goes gloriously off the rails in the laughably histrionic last third the dialogue is likewise hilariously silly and vulgar sample line i wanna shake you naked and eat you alive better still this flick certainly delivers plenty of tasty female nudity the gorgeously statuesque anderson looks smoking hot in the buff and sizzling semi pornographic soft core sex scenes johnny and zandalee doing the dirty deed in a church confessional booth rates as a definite steamy highlight the tart n tangy new orleans setting adds extra spice to the already steamy proceedings with his long scruffy black hair greasy mustache foul mouth and coarse manners cage s johnny is an absolute hoot as the single most grossly unappealing romantic lead to ever ooze his way onto celluloid the cast deserve props for acting with admirable sincerity anderson cage and reinhold all do respectable work with their parts with fine support from joe pantoliano as zandalee s merry flamboyant homosexual friend gerri viveca lindfors as theirry s wise perceptive mother tatta aaron neville as friendly bartender jack and steve buscemi as a funny blithely shameless thief walt lloyd s sharp and gleaming cinematography gives the picture an attractive glossy look the flavorsome harmonic score by pray for rain likewise hits the spot a delightfully campy and seamy riot ,1
i watched part one two days ago and today i saw part two of course the two parts are worlds apart so i am a little shaken by all that i just saw i felt consumed by the knowledge of the inevitability of che s death for me it clouded the entire movie i suppose that is exactly what soderbergh wanted us to feel the slowly evolving inevitability of his death part two was so downbeat compared to again an inevitability but in cuba it was positive and in bolivia it was so negative the politics of the movement in bolivia were only alluded to but rarely confronted didactically for me the memorable scenes were all at the end of the film the confrontation with the jailer and the milder talk with the bolivian official where that official questions che about the failure of the peasants to support his revolution i had not considered the national differences playing as much role as they did in the conflict argentine versus bolivian i thought soderbergh dealt admirably with the inevitable problems of supply in a revolutionary struggle how do you get food without antagonizing the peasants who do not have enough themselves i was struck by how hard it would be to try something as che tried i guess it is all in the timing is there sufficient anger against the government to begin the movement in bolivia there wasn t che realized the terrible corundum of revolutionists in his letter to fidel read at the beginning of the film if not now when years from now a very thought provoking and well done film make every effort to see it ,1
peter o toole is arthur chipping a latin teacher with strict adherence to detail and thoroughness in helping young minds grasp the meaning and definition of latin words and phrases he is seen as being cold and unfair and not in touch with the times but upon meeting stage actress singer katherine briskit petula clark not only at a late supper after a performance of london is london but at an amphitheater in greece his closed minded world starts to open up br br goodbye mr chips is an mgm musical remake of the movie also from mgm during this time musicals were out and the hollywood studio system was in total shambles when it premiered in new york los angeles and london the musical numbers were left intact but when it came to the local main street theaters world wide it was sans songs therefore making the movie shorter and gaped to the max br br thanks to mgm ua home video under ted turner in the late s early s when vhs and laser disc were the main home video formats of choice the musical numbers were re instituted and the gaps closed laserdisc though was the only format chosen to view goodbye mr chips in the widescreen letterbox format br br for awhile now the original motion picture soundtrack was only available on the original out of print vinyl and cassette tape and can still be found today on ebay br br thanks to the wonderful people at film score monthly com in the soundtrack has been digitally remastered and remixed into a cd set featuring the completely reconstructed score the original general release album score and narrated sequences source music and interviews a plenty you also get unused song which is a real lost gem tomorrow with me by petula clark which would have been chosen in place of you and i before hand br br this movie is both a classic musical and a real tribute to educators everywhere i most certainly would buy this movie if warner bros mgm and sony would put their money where there mouth is and get this film restored from all master film sources and put it on both dvd and blu ray with all the bells and whistles put back into place with all the extras you can find and stuff into a release ,1
it is not surprising that this film was made by i m kwon taek at the time it was he examined the early beauty and tragedy of chosun dynasty life in seopyonje and delightfully explored a well known korean folk tale in chunhyang and these comprised his last two films what is most surprising is that chi hwa seon his offering is not presented in the pansori style of those previous two films br br nonetheless the experienced hand of i m comes through we explore together the life of a real person a late nineteenth century chosun dynasty painter who rides on the edge of modernity but who is not a noble and who because of that causes a stir in contemporary korean society with his fame and his public and artistic expressions of disdain for the old korean noble class and his contempt for would be japanese ruling colonials alike the painter chang seung up known popularly as oh won performed magnificently by choi min sik the famous star of park chan wook s already legendary oldboy becomes more and more influential and therefore more dangerous throughout the film contemporary korean audiences will back a hero like this despite the fact or maybe because of the fact that he was so ostracized in his time i m s sense of simultaneous beauty and tragedy in history remains intact i m is a master at capturing his country s past idiosyncrasies and in this film he almost outdoes himself as expected in an i m film the cinematography is breathtaking the editing is precise and the story is central br br plots are set against seung up family ties are tested and broken scandalous behavior is alleged and is sometimes real all to bring down the man who painted fire but against all the intricacies of i m s detailed but sometimes convoluted account of seung up s life seung up himself somehow manages to survive he becomes legendary because of his ability to perfectly copy famous chinese paintings after only one look art dealers and agents then besiege him and try to make money off oh won in other words lines of people who wish to take advantage of the real seung up an artistic star begin to form but he refuses to be manipulated his cleverness in staving off both the massive hordes and the imperial lackeys impresses the audience if not the cast br br what does seung up think he possesses powerful emotions and opinions about painting such as the aesthetic belief that paintings are living things and are never truly finished he despises those who would try to turn art into profit and he cares not for politicians who use their might to bring artistic beauty around them and then cast off the artist as traitorous but he also thinks that painting plays a role in the coming upheavals horrid scenes involving foreign invaders from france and japan are presented i m s signature historical epic motif and his influence in the realm remains on prominent display in this multi million dollar epic br br the protagonist causes greater grief for himself and those who care for him when he refuses to paint this is when the story takes on a whole new meaning one that is not just political but social in nature i m takes on the issues in laudable realist fashion br br he oh won becomes a jesus figure the people believe him capable of artistic miracles and the government feels it needs his artistic support but the protagonist remains fiercely independent and contemptuous of what others want him to do or be eventually both government and people come down upon seung up in a manner taken straight out of the bible his holiness becomes human his humanity is not accepted he dies for or escapes from the sins of the commoners the art critics the politicians who hound him br br but does he die as with most of i m s films a question remains in this case does seung up really become an immortal hermit the film does not tackle that question it merely presents a possible end for the real man of chang seung up or oh won no death is depicted because no death is known br br it is difficult to find fault with this film but i m has become so good at presenting various historical absurdities in his culture that when he does it hardly surprises anymore as usual for i m s films the cinematography the editing and the writing are all first rate it s a well crafted film imbued with i m s uncanny story telling ability granted he may be best at doing this through the ancient korean musical art of pansori still the film contains stretches of this admirable art form and by the end viewers feel as if they have become privy to a great untold story and they have because that precisely is i m s gift ,1
what s the point hasn t this been done before better and again why is werner herzog wasting his good talents and time with junk like this shouldn t he be shooting a movie somewhere i mean a real movie br br it all felt fake from the beginning werner herzog would never have sought to make a film about the loch ness myth at least not on such a small scale surrounded by losers so the plot was not believable from the beginning the actors who are supposed to act like they re not acting were obviously acting the story was not interesting the everyday people requisite in every mockumentary were invisible the personalities were stale the jokes were not funny the effects were unconvincing and the ending was nowhere to be seen br br i just don t see the point it s a fake movie about a fake movie hah hah perhaps if those who thought up such a movie sought to make one that mocked people who really were out to find a real nessie now that could have had some potential but herzog is not a believer and never claimed to be a mockumentary about the cryptozoologist crowd would have had so much more fuel br br it was a miss ,0
i ve seen tons of science fiction from the s some horrendously bad and others thought provoking and truly frightening soylent green fits into the latter category yes at times it s a little campy and yes the furniture is good for a giggle or two but some of the film seems awfully prescient here we have a film years before blade runner that dares to imagine the future as somthing dark scary and nihilistic both charlton heston and edward g robinson fare far better in this than the ten commandments and robinson s assisted suicide scene is creepily prescient of kevorkian and his ilk some of the attitudes are dated can you imagine a filmmaker getting away with the women as furniture concept in our oh so politically correct s but it s rare to find a film from the me decade that actually can make you think this is one i d love to see on the big screen because even in a widescreen presentation i don t think the overall scope of this film would receive its due check it out ,1
in a critical scene as katharine clifton kristin scott thomas lies in the cave of swimmers she writes something read aloud by hana juliette binoche in which she proclaims that the light has gone out now and i m writing in the darkness a sentence of such poetic beauty could not be more perfect for the cinematic brilliance of the far from tiresome the english patient with such a dramatic sweep that keeps one firmly on their feet and a strength about the film that doesn t let up this film proudly celebrates the mysteries and romances of world war ii taking elements of casablanca and lawrence of arabia along with some independence in the form of tuscany br br the english patient unabashedly pulls the heartstrings and takes us through a mysterious first act a romantic second act and a beautiful beautiful final act and it isn t just the wonderful pace and setting it s the performance of ralph fiennes who keeps us sympathetic even when count almásy from the very start proves to be a thoroughly unlikable character usually typecast as a villain he shows tainted but ultimately human colours as a man taken in by a desperate love that he must fulfill br br many will criticize this film based on its so called glorification of adulterers but those who do know nothing the contrasts between the two periods before and after the plane crash seen at the start are spectacular as the patient is the regretting man who suffers because of what he did the evil that was once in him now absent whereas the man of before the crash is an individual like anyone else he wants this woman but he cannot have her fiennes brings the human like qualities out of almásy in a way absolutely no other actor could there couldn t have been a better actor for the job br br so please take these comments to heart see the film those who call it boring or despicable know nothing and should be ashamed of such a one dimensional view on the film a view that they have neither studied nor corrected and probably don t plan on correcting the english patient is the best of every film to have ever won the best picture oscar and for so many reasons hidden in their poetic triumphs ,1
i thought i had seen this film before as the plot summary sounded familiar however when i watched it one afternoon in need of some mindless but amusing entertainment i didn t recognise anything if i had seen it before i must have blocked the horror of it from my memory br br this film is dreadful and it shows its age in fact it looks older than it is more like a mid s moronic comedy whilst i am a fan of toilet humour and can see the funny side of many things this is comedy at its most puerile and homophobic the plot is as thin as a supermodel which wouldn t bother me if only the film were funny br br there is only one amusing line in the whole film spoken by the character louis looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy in fact louis is the only likable character and that s not saying much james and carl are the type of irritating immature men that a sensible woman would run a mile from their practical jokes about as humorous as the war in iraq the character of susan wilkins is colourless looks like julia roberts but lacks her charisma and there is zero chemistry between her and carl though it may be unfair to blame the actress as i don t know what she could have done with such a poorly written part and the villain is neither funny nor scary nor memorable br br there is good trash and bad trash this is trash that definitely should not be recycled ,0
in brave new girl holly comes from a small town in texas sings the yellow rose of texas at a local competition and gets admitted to a prestigious arts college in philadelphia from there the movie grows into a colorful story of friendship and loyalty i loved this movie it was full of great singing and acting and characters that kept it moving at a very nice pace the acting was of course wonderful virginia madsen and lindsey haun were outstanding as well as nick roth the camera work was really done well and i was very pleased with the end it seems a sequel could be in the making kudos to the director and all others that participated on this production quite a gem in the film archives ,1
i began watching a replay of this tv movie on a sunday afternoon thinking it was just another dumb airplane disaster flick i was wrong br br pandora s clock is an intelligent political thriller that is far beyond the quality of most tv movies it could just as easily have made its debut on the big screen br br the cast is excellent including veteran actors richard dean anderson edward herrmann robert guillaume and robert loggia daphne zuniga turns in one of her best performances as a medical specialist working for the cia and frasier s jane leeves is also very good br br the dialogue is well written and the story is compelling throughout in fact the final hour is so filled with plot twists and suspense that you can t leave your seat for a second if you get a chance to see this movie invest the time nearly four hours you will be richly rewarded ,1
i watched this movie only because i didn t want to leave my yo and her friend in the theater by themselves honestly i went in expecting to enjoy a good nap but found myself entranced by the movie i d recommend it to anyone who asks roy s mom was on one of my all time favorite tv shows years ago playing a mermaid maximum bob she was really cute in this movie the three main characters were all excellent young actors also enjoyed seeing and hearing jimmy buffet the movie itself was quite beautiful showcasing some of what makes florida so great i m glad i ended up going to this movie and to think i was disappointed that i couldn t take them to see stick it i think this was much better ,1
i watched this film on telly the other night and little did i know what a cringe fest it would be i knew it would be stupid but not this bad this film exemplifies everything that is awful in australian comedy apart from the most tedious uninspired scenarios and characters i have ever come across aside from those dubious french produced american tax break comedies most of the situations were boring unbelievable stereotypical and so not funny just terrible br br one such scenario that really annoyed me was the nerds on the bus scene from a screen writing perspective the writers used the most uninteresting not to mention unbelievable scenario to get these three stranded without their luggage they are on the holiday of their lives and they re going to risk it all including a deposit luggage and room to exert their rights to dance on a bus i mean they re about half an hour away from their destination at least they could have had the bus driver kick them off but no they leave willingly cos they can t take it anymore and wreck their holiday anyway i can t believe the writers didn t workshop this appalling scenario out i think a ten year old could come up with set ups more clever funny and believable br br i can go on with many others the really unimaginative stereotypical psychopath the whole relationship with the angry jilted girlfriend and tag along virgin the wow man out there goth girl inhaling stuff on the train everything was just woeful i cannot think of one redeeming feature of the this film except that maybe the third wheel nerd was kind of cute spoilt his career by appearing in this trash though ,0
this movie really deserves the mstk treatment a pseudo ancient fantasy hack n slash tale featuring twin barbarian brothers with a collective iq of hot water character names that seem to have been derived from a mad libs book and such classic lines as hold her down and uncover her belly the barbarians crosses over into the so bad it s good territory ,0
i m sure that most people already know the story the miserly ebenezer scrooge gets a visit from three spirits the ghosts of christmas past present and yet to come who highlight parts of his life in the hopes of saving his soul and changing his ways dickens classic story in one form or another has stood the test of time to become a beloved holiday favorite br br while i grew up watching the version starring alastair sims and i believe that he is the definitive scrooge i have been impressed with this version which was released when i was in high school george c scott plays a convincing and mean ebenezer scrooge and the actors playing the ghosts are rather frightening and menacing david warner is a good bob cratchit as well br br this version is beautifully filmed and uses more modern filming styles for the s which make it more palatable for my children than the black and white version br br this is a worthy adaptation of the story and is one that i watch almost every year at some point in the christmas season ,1
 radiofreccia is still a good surprise in italian cinema the film is based on a book of italian songwriter luciano ligabue who also directs the movie and writes the music score of course br br the film is a portrait of north italian province life in the emilia romagna region we re in the time of the first free radios one of the boys of the movie creates radioraptus youth wishes friendship love sex individual dramas and unemployment are among the themes but the film speaks also about drugs freccia the main character is a victim of heroin slavery br br without being boring and moralist the story flows very well the spontaneity of actors is strong and the way of directing as well obviously luciano liga ligabue is neither fellini nor a movie professional first of all he s a musician but he succeeds in making a good product unfortunately he ll not repeat the success with his second movie da zero a dieci not good at all br br in radiofreccia actors are generally not very famous the only star is stefano accorsi one of the most popular young italian actors see in a small role another italian songwriter francesco guccini he s the nice communist barman and football trainer ,1
buddy holly was a pioneer and victim of the early days of rock n roll the young singer songwriter from lubbock texas left his mark on the template of modern music inspired by elvis presley holly would spend a lot of time fighting the system in order to get his rock a billy sound recorded before his untimely death he was mixing lush strings with be bop rhythms holly would take his place with presley chuck berry jerry lee lewis and ricky nelson as the voices of teenage angst br br this easy to watch bio is not without flaws some situations events places and even names were not correct for various reasons what makes this movie so believable is that gary busey did his own singing in the part of holly a well produced soundtrack became a multi million seller br br busey was nominated for an oscar other stars of note are don stroud conrad janis charles martin smith and maria richwine ,1
the only complaint i heard about this film was that it was slow though perhaps this is the point the two characters clash unforgivingly and the slow build up of tension between them is anxiety producing the intricate and subtle gestures and minimal dialog take the tension to a point where an otherwise normal argument shocks the audience istanbul and the outskirts are dreamy scenery captivating and the plot is thrilling not in that look the hero blew up yet another car and he s now flying with his motorcycle kind of way though i had chills down my spine as the characters moved in and out of each other s spheres and watched the fog engulf istanbul ,1
a squashy slapstick mess posing as a comedy elvis presley plays an indian bull riding champ who leaves the rodeo for a stay at home on his folks desert spread in arizona where government suits have just invested in the family s herd of cattle which is in dire need of a stud what director peter tewksbury is in dire need of is some narrative skills though what he lacks in assessment he makes up for in sloppy comedic montages his social commentary isn t exactly pointed but tewksbury does have a satiric bend to his outlandishness and there are some funny scenes despite colorful supporting turns by katy jurado and joan blondell the general wackiness gets way out of hand and there s too much hoopin and hollerin to sustain much interest as for elvis he s loose and frisky throughout and while it s nice to see him having fun on screen one has to wonder if he had just given up on movies at this point this shambles of a picture has a distinct what the hell feel to it and though spirits are high the returns are mostly low from ,0
this movie has every cliché of every terrorism or airliner crisis movie br br however it is not entirely unwatchable thanks to good performances by rowland loken and smallwood and maybe enberg br br what is amazingly bad though is the computer animations they try to pass off as live action scenes boy oh boy the cgi scenes in the last starfighter filmed in are better than these filmed years later the feeling of cheepnis really sends shivers down your spine br br a pity this could have been a much better movie with a little more budget and taste ,0
 br br it sucked br br i returned the video after watching half of it not funny br br just a cheap and desperate attempt to cash in on a very very funny original junk forget it don t waste your time etc etc,0
this is probably one of the best thrillers i have ever seen it has action but not this bullet flying good guys bad guys van damme stallone action but quick realistic and nervous action it has a plot cause till the very end of the movie you don t know how this is gonna end it has characters aidan quinn donald sutherland and ben kingsley are just perfect and it has suspense this movie just won t let you go away before you ve seen the end of it br br though there are only a few characters i didn t find it difficult to keep my attention the the story and as for the story it s basic not too tom clancy difficult but simple and raw and realistic br br if you re in for a movie with a good story some action and great acting watch this and i promise you won t go away till you ve seen the end of it the very end of it ,1
once upon a time there was a science fiction author named h beam piper who wrote a classic book named little fuzzy which was about a man discovering a race of adorable little fuzzy humanoids on another planet mr piper died in but hollywood and many of today s authors starting looting his grave before his cadaver got cold this is the book where they got the idea for ewoks from br br skullduggery is such a blatant ripoff of little fuzzy i can wonder why i m the only who s ever noticed br br but don t take my word for it here s a link to project guntenberg where you can download a copy of little fuzzy for free http www gutenberg org ebooks ,0
or any stories reminiscent of the leopold and loeb case you may find this movie entertaining the cast includes robert culp with stephen caffrey and garrison hershberger as the college students br br peter falk is his usual self pretending to be tricked by the precocious students caffrey longtime companion buried alive is excellent and should do more of these menacing roles basically the two frat buddies become tired of their demanding parents who expect nothing less than academic perfection attendance at the best schools will only be financed if they conform there is an excellent scene wherein culp rakes caffrey over the coals after he gets a low grade threatens to cut off his trust funds and caffrey later says to his friend i hate him i want him dead br br all is not well in beverly hills this is always an excellent theme i believe this film came out in right after the menendez killings if you watch menedez a killing in beverly hills and then compare it to this film you may find some interesting parallels ,1
only connery could bring that particular style with a line like that fatima crashes into bond s arms when she water skis up to the super agent in nassau and apologizes oh how reckless of me i made you all wet the super agent replies yes but my martini is still dry br br barbara carrera makes a great villain stealing the show as spectre executioner fatima blush fatima is number in the spectre chain of command and is a gorgeous assassin who takes intense sensations of pleasure in killing br br fatima assumes all the deadly characteristics of fiona proving to be one of bond s toughest adversaries she is a victim of her vanity she s good at what she does and wants the world to know it but her vanity is her downfall using every possible approach to eliminate fatima is a wild and cunning woman who makes love to the man she is about to kill br br austrian actor klaus maría brandauer largo does not make a very formidable opponent for referred to as number one in the spectre chain of command largo resides in the bahamas and travels aboard his super yacht the flying saucer br br max von sydow becomes the fourth actor to appear as spectre chief ernst stavro blofeld once more plotting to put the world at ransom br br kim basinger takes the part once owned by the lovely french actress claudine auger she is domino the mistress of largo who soon falls deeply in love with her rescuer br br black actor bernie casey becomes the sixth actor to play cia agent felix leiter after jack lord cec linder rik van nutter norman burton and david hedison br br edward fox portrays the new unsympathetic m pamela salem is the third actress to play miss moneypenny lois maxwell was the first and barbara bouchet was the second br br valerie leon is the sexy lady in the bahamas who fished out of the blue water and saved his life by making love to him in her own room valerie was the sardinian hotel receptionist in the spy who loved me when bond and anya arrive seeking stromberg br br prunella gee is shrublands physical therapist patricia saskia cohen tanugi is nicole bond s secret service contact in the south of france br br gavan o herlihy is jack petachi the u s air force communications officer who duplicates the president of the united states eye print and arms two cruise missiles with nuclear warheads br br rowan atkinson is the bumbling foreign officer nigel small fawcett and alec mccowen is algernon the armorer who provides some formidable items br br if you like to see connery playing a tense battle of wills disguised as a masseur attacked by robot controlled sharks giving away a considerable amount of money for a tango dance thrown into a medieval dungeon don t miss this second of only two unofficial james bond films ,1
the person who wrote the glowing review of this misguided project must be related to the writer director star or is in fact the same person as it defies rational thinking that this movie would be appealing to anyone not connected to a very tightly woven inner circle how about this you want to make a movie tell a story entertain draw me in with vivid characters sure you can do it artfully without bowing to the commercial elements designed for mass appeal however do not address elements of artistic expression in a vacuum in which the audience is in a continual struggle to grasp at skimpy narrative threads if i m to be moved by a dreamy psychological thread then make the concrete fabric easier to buy ,0
i enjoyed this movie okay it just could have been so much better i was expecting more action than what i got which was more of a comedy than anything else granted it was serious in parts and it had a good fight scene here and there for the most part it was more romance and comedy with some action and no horror at all which is hard to do with a vampire movie a vampire hunter loses his partner and must train another his sister is going through a difficult break up but she is being pursued by a vampire of all things granted this vampire is rather nice and not into sucking blood so that is all there is really to it except for a plot of another vampire after certain royal vampires so he can gain ultimate power some of the problems with this movie is that its plot went here and there and the movie had a very uneven flow to it that and it seemed to shift genres a bit much too one minute action the next pure comedy however the girls were cute there is good action the comedy was worthy of a chuckle or two and jackie chan makes a rather energetic appearance or two this movie probably just needed more development in some areas such as the villain who is basically not really explored at all so for a movie with a few good fights and a chuckle or two this is rather good though why was it rated r i have seen stuff we have made that is pg that is a lot worse than this ,1
once again mr costner has dragged out a movie for far longer than necessary aside from the terrific sea rescue sequences of which there are very few i just did not care about any of the characters most of us have ghosts in the closet and costner s character are realized early on and then forgotten until much later by which time i did not care the character we should really care about is a very cocky overconfident ashton kutcher the problem is he comes off as kid who thinks he s better than anyone else around him and shows no signs of a cluttered closet his only obstacle appears to be winning over costner finally when we are well past the half way point of this stinker costner tells us all about kutcher s ghosts we are told why kutcher is driven to be the best with no prior inkling or foreshadowing no magic here it was all i could do to keep from turning it off an hour in ,0
insanely well crafted mini series br br i recall seeing most of it twice when shown on american playhouse on pbs was heavily promoted at the time i believe it might have been one of the very early mini series showing on pbs outside of the masterpiece theater series br br the full length production was shown i believe only once during its first broadcast was hours total this length was edited down somewhat to hours cut some interesting but slow scenes br br i am very much hoping that the folks holding its current rights do follow through and restore a complete not edited version to dvd not worth creating a vhs version at this point br br would fit in very well in the mini series or dramatic history genre ,1
terrific production and a good comedic performance by george clooney can t save curiously detached occasionally clumsy quasi comedy from joel and ethan coen depression era road tale hearkens back to yesterday with three escaped chain gang prisoners seeking a hidden fortune and inadvertently becoming country music stars in the process the film meanders along but never builds any momentum it does get a big boost from clooney s charismatic gableesque mugging and also from the art direction and t bone burnett s lively music otherwise the screenplay by the coens is seriously lacking in humor and interest supporting cameos by john goodman and holly hunter fail to add any lift and the second half of the movie slides precariously into self indulgence from ,0
a somewhat typical bit of filmmaking from this era obviously it was first conceived into this world for the stage but nonetheless a very good film from beginning to end peter o toole and susannah york get to do their stage performance act for the silver screen and both do it effectively there is very little in the way of story and anyone not familiar with this type of off beat character study may be a little put off by it all in all though a good film in which peter o toole and susannah york get to overact ,1
this short is a puzzlement words fail me here as this is almost indescribable technically exceptional after more than years the visuals are remarkable and even occasionally amazing this is not something you watch if you like things that are mundane or normal because it most certainly is not either this be an odd one gang well worth checking out but if things like ren and stimpy make your head hurt you may want to skip this recommended ,1
the intention the directors has for this films are quite honorable but his history of his productions did get me aware that this might not get much to the core like other film makers would do it keeping his great days tv series in mind but also counting in his mtv production i bet you will that opposes his seriousness in any of the matters he documents and also counting in his rather disappointing production supersize me i did not had my hopes up high sadly enough this movie disappointed me none the less as with supersize me after a while i did ask myself what exactly the point of all this was the main statement gets clear enough after half an hour but the rest of the playtime gets filled with rather pointless stuff and re repeating stuff that were already shown in this way or another earlier in the movie so it wears out and gets extremely boring towards the end ,0
i have never seen so much talent and money used to produce anything so bad in my entire life as stated in other commentaries a who s who of talent such as christopher plummer faye dunaway donald sutherland and many more were thrown together in a film that is not recognizable as an agatha christie story i keep thinking of how it could be with the same cast done the right way br br the film has even less intimacy than the christopher reeves superman movies the large cast makes the slick production even less effective than in those films because there is not enough time to get to know anyone dave brubeck s progressive jazz soundtrack had me wondering if the wrong video was in the the case from the rental store the music became more and more offensive as the plot progressed it s hard to say whether the soundtrack or the annoying technique of repeating information from earlier scenes was more offensive from someone who has seen most christie films that s what attracted me to this it was one of the few i hadn t seen miss this one it is not an agatha christie movie golan globus are better suited to producing flicks about big time wrestling rather than the snug atmosphere of english mystery ,0
the cast alone tells you this will be a notch above the usual italian western veteran actors robert ryan and arthur kennedy team up with alex cord who at the time seemed on the verge of stardom the result is a movie that s both off beat and down beat and yet it ll satisfy those who seek more from a western than just gunplay especially interesting here is the character played by alex cord one expects the hero in these westerns to be taciturn and introspective but clay mccord is an extreme example and surprisingly enough he s often shone in a passive even weak position much is made of the fact that he fears falling prey to the epileptic fits which immobilized his father and in these moments of helplessness he s either at the mercy of those who wish to harm him or those who wish to help him to emphasize his passivity clay mccord don t you love that name is often shone stripped to the waist as if he were little more than an attractive plaything being put on display there s even a strong masochistic streak in his nature most in evidence when he s used as a punching bag by his enemies and then suspended by his wrists and left hanging above the middle of a street not only does he often fail to protect himself but mccord is equally ineffective in protecting those around him nearly everyone who helps him is killed br br while a minute to pray a second to die is far from being a complete success it has a depth and a tone which sets it apart and causes it to linger in the memory it s also a good showcase for alex cord whose career tended to decline after this point following a few promising years in the mid s he must have been about years old when he filmed this in his physical prime and the scene of him hanging by his wrists bare chested and sweaty is a memorable piece of cinematic beefcake ,1
i have not seen this movie at least not in its entirety i have seen a few haunting clips which have left me gagging to see it all one sequence remains in my memory to this day a very convincing looking spacecraft is orbiting the dark side of the moon the pilot releases a flash device in order to photograph the hidden surface below him the moon flashes into visability and for a few seconds there it is parallel lines squares could it be then the light fades and the brief glimse of what has gone and it is time for the spacecraft to return to earth wonderful i have seen some other clips too but would love to obtain the full movie ,1
i first see this film almost years ago when it was an itv before the days of cable and satellite matinée i was off school with the mumps and i was totally wrapped in the film i have had it on bought video for about years and i want to obtain a dvd copy of it david niven is my all time favourite actor and i think it is a travesty that he was over looked so many times when the oscars came around i also think that the queen should have knighted him as he easily did as much for the movie industry if not more than sean connery or anthony hopkins the way the film switches from black and white to colour and back again is well done and the film has such stellar actors as roger livesy marius goring and an early appearance from richard attenborough ,1
presenting lily mars mgm is a cute film but in my opinion it could have been better judy garland is great as always but some scenes in the film seem out of place and the romance between her and van heflin develops all too quickly br br i mean one minute he s ready to beat her butt but the next minute he falls in love with her i believe that this production the film editing and the script even though the photography was great the scenery was nice and the costumes were nice as well could have been a little better it feels as though the production was too rushed br br the supporting cast was good as well especially little janet chapman as the second youngest daughter daughter rosie she at the age of looks really cute and it s a shame that she didn t develop into a teenage comic actress she s much better in this film than in her previous films as warner brothers in the late s except for broadway musketeers she s really good in that when they tried to make her into a shirley temple sybil jason hybrid overall this film could better but in the end judy gave it her all ,1
unlike the adventures of buckaroo banzai or big trouble in little china or conan the barbarian which are horrible films that have a certain coolness and self deprecating humor that turn them into cult sensations the golden child is just plain bad br br the premise itself is not unworkable and there are some funny moments but here the eddy murphy flip attitude just deflates any feeling of tension or danger in the story and the special effects are silly enough to do more damage to that tension the mystic secrets of tibetan buddhism are lampooned rather than drawn upon to compel br br without a feeling that anything is at stake or that the characters are faced by real danger why should we care br br who should see this film br br big fans of eddy murphy who can t help themselves br br i can t think of anyone else br br i ll give this film a out of for the occasional joke that worked ,0
i will not spoil your surprise by mentioning any of the hideous plot lines i ll just say that this movie suffers from poor animation over acting obvious tag lines these are some of it s good qualities if you are deserted on an isolated island and the only link to civilization you got is this movie throw it to the fish i can t tell you how much i m sorry i saw this horrifying ghastly movie speaking of which this movie supposedly a horror movie cannot be classified as such for the simple fact that the only horror in the movie is the playing capabilities of some of the actors br br take care ,0
another entry in the pacino as mentor sub genre you know the drill young hotshot with hubristic flaw in this case matthew mcconaughey trying to jump start a flagging career by latching onto pacino s coattails hey it worked for keanu and colin didn t it is discovered by glamorous and delightfully corrupt father figure pacino natch young hotshot learns from father figure all the ins and outs of a lucrative yet degrading career this time it s football handicapping father figure plies young hotshot with money and hookers and power but we all know that this decadent state of affairs is on a collision course with dissolution and despair that is until the young hotshot finds his moral center by rejecting the father figure and all or almost all that he stands for clearly stone s wall street pretty much set the ground rules for the pacino as mentor sub genre br br we are also meant to take these latter day pacino films as a parallel to reality again you know the drill living legend actor demonstrates his unquestioned superiority as compared to an inferior young actor the latter may bear and grin through the process but he must recognize that he isn t going to get any of the good lines much less get a chance to chew major scenery before the denouement now it must be said that there are actually two good movies in the pacino as mentor canon scent of a woman and donnie brasco in the former case it was a one man show anyway in the latter case pacino had met his match as a scene stealer in the person of johnny depp however those two movies were serious minded not merely an exercise in showboating for showboating s sake pacino has made damn certain that his younger co stars in the films since brasco are nowhere near as charismatic as depp by the way none of this speaks very well about the living legend actor like his contemporary de niro pacino has spent the last or years resting on his laurels two for the money is the worst example yet worse even than devil s advocate which at least had the virtues of featuring a naked connie nielsen and being chronologically prior to this movie well this is what happens when you re crowned king too damn early just ask marlon brando frankly i ve seen one too many al pacino films with the same plot and the same overacting from the star to be charitable any longer did i say none of this speaks well actually it s humiliating for everyone involved including the paying audience no one s going to accuse matthew mcconaughey of being a shakespearean actor but even he doesn t deserve the role of second fiddle to this intolerable old show off with the added implication that he mcconaughey will never measure up to the greatness that is al br br i ve not wasted space on the plot particulars if you want a synopsis imdb provides a no nonsense summary though i think i laid out a fairly comprehensive summary in my opening paragraph basically you ve seen this movie before many times the particular milieu in two for the money is the seedy world underworld really of sports handicapping pacino runs an office of bet advisers that is middlemen between you and your bookie and even has a cable tv handicapping show co hosted with several of his top guys one thing the movie got right was the sleaziness of these type of shows but one detail they got dead wrong was the constant use of the words gamble and gambling if you ve ever seen proline or other shows of similar ilk you ll never never hear jim feist and his cohorts say the word gamble they ask you to call their number to get their picks but if you were from say mars you d have no idea what you were supposed to do with those picks gamble is the f word on sports handicapping tv shows strictly verboten br br gambling is against the law you know br br star out of ,0
considering john doe apparently inspired kyle xy s creator i was expecting its pilot to be quite interesting however i probably had too high expectations because i was quite disappointed by it first they turned the protagonist into a freak who had the crazy idea of showing off his amazing knowledge in front of an audience in a public area so after that scene i began to worry that it was just entertainment but the problem is that it got worse as none of the other characters were properly introduced they focused too much on john doe which made the story far less intriguing i was also slightly disappointed by dominic purcell s performance because i found he didn t make a believable john doe an other problem was the police story it really felt like déjà vu and it wasn t a pleasant sensation it leads us to the worst issue in the bunch the episodic format i could already see the fillers coming one after an other br br so overall i was very disappointed by it and don t recommend it to anyone considering how bad it was i better understand now why the show got canceled in some way i have the impression that it missed its target developing characters to help the protagonist find his own identity it s sad because there was potential like the people he met at the club the production quality was also quite good and the casting correct but i ll never know if it got better probably not because i don t plan to watch the next episode ,0
at least one kind very human and moving not out to teach a lesson or anything like that all principals are effective i saw the movie years ago and still remember it but can t remember the morgan fairchild role br br and a nice slice of american life ,1
this move is absolutely most certainly one of the greatest films of its or any other genre kubrick is not only one of the greatest directors of all time but his entire filmography should be put into a time capsule and can never be forgotten a space odyssey is a journey unlike anything i have ever seen on the screen kubrick is one of the few directors that can draw you in and keep you captivated from beginning to end even with the absence of extended dialogue or plot development just with visuals along is able to present a picture of the future that is both sublime and horrifying out of no doubt for my money it doesn t get much better than a space oddysey now the sequel that s a different story ,1
i think its time for seagal to go quietly into the night what i have just seen makes all his direct to video releases in the last few years look like his early s smash hits in comparison br br a secret bio lab is making a new kind of drug that jacks up a human s adrenaline system to the point where they become psychopathic killers or something somehow seagal is supposed to stop the infection or its the end of the world or something seagal also went through hit squads like jellybeans every time i look up he was commanding a new face so it kinda got hard to follow character development as well i know steven s athsma prevent him from yelling at the top of his lungs but even so why is he constantly being dubbed by people who sound nothing like him usually the films plot and action sequences can save it from being a total waste of time but this was not even close like i said it was more of a horror movie with a lot of blood and shank stabbing rather than straight up fighting the problem was it wasn t really scary and seagal looked completely out of place because the infected people were supposed to have speed of light movement yet the year old lb seagal killed them all singlehandedly i guess the lone highlight of the movie was the first minutes where the new recruits ask seagal to come to the strip club with them br br out of ,0
i m a nice guy and i like to think of myself as genre tolerant and i guess by that i mean i try to consider a movie in the context of the genre that it resides in if nothing else that saves me from feeling like i should be saying really nasty things about people or films which i don t like doing br br the plot in this one was patently obvious the production values very low and sets uhm simplistic the acting rose into good for a high school play territory from time to time my feeling was this was filmed in a day please tell me it was br br worst of all the sex while reasonably plentiful was fairly mundane hampered by at least in my copy a sound over that was inconsistent with the action climatic moans and shrieks while lying on a bed undoing a bra there was definitely no edge to it at all nothing distinguishing or interesting and with surprisingly quick cuts br br my vote is a then with the following summary statement would have been better if the filler stripper material at the club was expanded and the rest of the movie condensed ,0
this could have been the gay counterpart to gone with the wind given its epic lenght but instead it satisfied itself by being a huge chain of empty episodes in which absolutely nothing occurs the characters are uni dimensional and have no other development in the story there s actually no story either than looking for each other and kissing it s a shame that an interesting aesthetic proposition like having almost no dialog is completely wasted in a film than makes no effort in examining the psychology of its characters with some dignity and achieving true emotional resonance on top of that it pretends to be an art film by using the worst naive clichés of the cinematic snobbery but anyway if someone can identify with its heavy banality i guess that s fine ,0
it s been a long time since i have been in the art house theater and i went to see douches froides because it has gotten such great reviews in the papers br br the thing is with this movie is that it has no head or tail but merely a section in time about the life of the three main characters br br when it started i already knew that it was gonna be a long sit down but sometimes things can get better in this case not there is no real character development or interconnection between the players you start in the middle of a situation all of the sudden there s a girlfriend and then there s a guy with whom he needs to be friends with in order to fulfill his sports ambitions but the way they are put together is quite odd since they are just put together so it seems br br and all of the sudden they have sex with each other at least one you can see of the feeling of guilt or jealousy with the other guy is hardly noticeable and really all i could think of during the movie was when are they gonna have sex again and when you think of it it s quite insane really because it basically means there is nothing really worth looking at but three teens going at it and that for me at least makes it a very crappy movie stay clear from it and save your money my € is wasted there are better art house movies than this one br br i give three stars for the acting performance one each ,0
disney what happened i really wish the movie had been set in the s like the book was and i really could have dealt with cheap special effects in order to save the budget for a more accurate adaption i m glad that maybe someone might be influenced to read the books but the man with red eyes interchangeable as it and what s up with the volcanic upheaval where was that in the book peter jackson save us a long time ago i heard that there was european version of this film i sure wish i could id it i can only imagine it might be closer to the real story than this poor adaption this movie needs to be x d ,0
i have always liked this film and i m glad it s available finally on dvd so more viewers can see what i have been telling them all these years story is about a high school virgin named gary lawrence monoson who works at a pizza place as a delivery boy and he hangs out with his friends david joe rubbo and rick steve antin gary notices karen diane franklin who is the new girl in school and one morning he gives her a ride and by this time he is totally in love that night at a party he see s rick with karen and now he is jealous of his best friend but doesn t tell anyone of his true feelings br br spoiler alert br br rick asks gary if he can borrow his grandmothers vacant home but gary makes up an excuse so that rick can t get karen alone but one night rick brags to gary that he nailed her at the football field and gary becomes enraged a few days later in the school library gary see s rick and karen arguing and he asks karen what is wrong she tells him that she s pregnant and that rick has dumped her gary helps her by taking her to his grandmothers home and paying for her abortion finally gary tells karen how he really feels about her and she seems receptive to his feelings but later at her birthday party he walks in on karen and rick together again gary drives off without the girl this film ends with a much more realistic version of how life really is no matter how nice you are you don t necessarily get the girl br br this film was directed by boaz davidson who would go on to be a pretty competent action film director and he did two things right with this movie first he made sure that there was plenty of gratuitous nudity so that this was marketable to the young males that usually go to these films secondly he had the film end with young gary without karen and i think the males in the audience can relate to being screwed over no matter how hard you try and win a girls heart yes this film is silly and exploitive but it is funny and sexy actress louisa moritz almost steals the film as the sexy carmela moritz was always a popular b level actress and you might remember her in one flew over the cuckoo s nest like fast times at ridgemont high this has a very good soundtrack and the songs being played reflect what is going on in the story but at the heart of this film is two very good performances by monoson and franklin there is nudity required by franklin but she still conveys the sorrow of a young girl who gets dumped at a crucial time she s always been a good actress and her natural charm is very evident in this film but this is still monoson s story and you can t help but feel for this guy when the film ends it s his performance that stays with you it s a solid job of acting that makes this more than just a teen sex comedy even with the silly scenarios of teens trying to have sex this film still manages to achieve what it wants underrated comedy hits the bullseye ,1
for years i ve been a big fan of park s work and old boy is one of my all times favorite br br with lots of expectation i rented this movie only to find the worst movie i ve watched in awhile it s not a proper horror movie there s no suspense in it and even the light part is so lame that i didn t know whether to laugh or cry br br i introduced my younger brother to chan wook park and what a disappointment he got from this for me an idol has fallen br br if you loved movies like old boy the mr lady vengeance or even his short films on three extremes don t waste your time the film s not worth it ,0
four years after making his directorial debut with the art house snoozer welcome to l a alan rudolph shows us what he really wanted from hollywood was to be one of the guys roadie is a frat boy fracas complete with barroom brawls horny harpies art carney in a souped up wheelchair and meat loaf at the wheel meat loaf playing travis w redfish is actually a rather charming presence on the screen and perhaps in a smaller role in a better movie he might indeed be ingratiating but zalman king s script is full of stereotypical redneck humor and helpless meat loaf is kept wide eyed and moronic alice cooper roy orbison hank williams jr and blondie all make appearances and all look embarrassed they certainly should roadie is one bad trip no stars from ,0
i have been watching lost with my family since the first episode it used to be great the last season it was very disappointing it seems as if they writers don t know what to do with the show so they keep trying to make it up for it by stretching one story line in a whole episode the present season which by the way i decided to keep watching only to see rodrigo santoro and also with a tiny little hope that things would get better has been one disappointment after another my husband and son even stopped watching first of all he santoro only appears for seconds in each episode but the real problem is with the story line there is nothing really happening each episode could be shown in minutes we watch each episode waiting for something that never happens i am not asking that every secret be revealed at once but how about some variation in the story lines in the first and second seasons we had different story lines we saw the characters history a little action a little romance now is like one big event that takes the whole episode to unveil it is almost tiring to watch it when it finishes you have a feeling that you lost your time now it is important to note that the actors still great i can t believe they killed mr eko adelawale he was great jack mathew fox is still incredible the perfect hero so kind magnanimous brave sawyer josh holloway the bad boy is kind of mellowing because of kate evangeline lylli but that s cool i miss sayid naveen andrews sun and jin yoon jin kim daniel dae kim they are all an important part of the plot or should be but we barely see them i hope paulo rodrigo santoro will have a big part on the show if not why did you make such a big deal of him joining the show access hollywood etc sorry if i ve been rumbling for too long but i feel cheated by this show when i started watching it was great i got used to it and now it is very disappointing to see the way it is going i ll be here hoping for the improvements katia,0
this was it i would have never expected the ending if i didn t already know the behind the scenes stuff br br the one thing that i hated was that why was shannon kicked off and not alyssa i hate her i would rather her character die that shannon s what was funny is that in the scene where piper is dieing on the hospital bed and prue was crying by her side i started crying too lol at the time that this aired i was about yo and my favorite character was piper from the beginning so i was saying to myself if she dies then i will not see the show anymore lol br br then the whole go back in time thing was a shocker and really good i also blame pheobe for prue s death because instead of being with her sisters she had to be a slutty bi and be with her good for nothing demon boyfriend br br but i think this episode will be now and forever one of my favorites and a chrmed classic br br forever charmed blessed be ,1
i was so looking forward to seeing this at the film festival in sydney i left the theater like many others before the end credits because i couldn t sit through it any longer it was badly shot the sound sucks and the acting was worse than an episode of the love boat now i know why this film hasn t been able to find an american distribution company to release it in the united states this screams of a low budget high school production ,0
following the appalling attack force chances were that seagal could only have a step up with flight of fury to out stink attack force would take some doing flight of fury is a marked improvement overall but still in the grand scheme of thinks mediocre mediocrity is seemingly an achievement for seagal these days a sad insight into his movie career s decline where attack force was a hodge podge of plot lines altered drastically from conception to filming to post production flight of fury keeps the plot line more simple someone steals a high tech stealth fighter planning to use it to fire chemical weapons which we later bizarrely discover will destroy the whole world in hrs seagal has to get the plane back it s that simple no annoying sub plots and conspiracies weighing the film down like far too many of his recent works that s not to suddenly say the storytelling is good though it s pretty poor the introduction to side characters is badly done for example br br in filmic terms fof is bad it s badly acted by all involved and seagal looks bored to tears almost he s just got the look of a toddler who s been forced to perform the school nativity against his will and so performs with a constant grimace and air of half assedness can we blame seagal though when the material is so un ambitious and cruddy not really this is the final film of his castel studio s multi picture deal the producers can t be bothered to make anything remotely good promising a or so million dollar budget and after seagal s obligatory million probably pocketing a nice hefty chunk of it themselves if the film was made for the remaining million then i m elvis pressley so in that respect why should seagal put the effort into a film that s already got distribution sorted before it s made fan s though may argue he at least owes them the effort he s seriously looking jaded and the continued use of stand ins and dub overs is further indication of this michael keusch directs with some efficiency while the cinematography is quite good but in all technical areas and as usual with castel a bog standard stunt team there s nothing more than mediocrity and nothing to help the film rise above its material and bored leading man again there s a few action scenes focusing on characters other than seagal which in all truth we don t want to see br br overall the action isn t too bad it s nice and violent and on occasion we re treated to a few vintage nasty seagal beatings but overall nothing special partly due to a poor stunt crew and the lack of time to film anything too complex or exciting for me shadow man was a more enjoyable film because while ignoring the incoherent jumbled plot line there were more vintage seagal moments and more of him in centre stage he never disappeared for long periods during the film seagal disappears bizarrely during one action scene here and re appears after with little explanation there s far too much stock footage used using stock shots isn t an entirely horrendous thing but using it as a crutch is we re treated to countless establishing shots of naval ships all the time which get annoying plus the continuity of the stock footage is all over the place just check the backdrops chopping and changing br br the film is just middle of the road it says it all that the films best scene is a completely needless and gratuitous girl on girl scene with two hot chicks seagal even perks up briefly then too overall this may be one of the better stock footage based actioners out there but that s not saying much at all this will please many fans but they should bear in mind seagal himself would probably want to forget this one s existence ,0
for the life of me i can t understand the good reviews on this piece of crap it was pointless matthew modine was horribly miscast as a leading ladies man gina gershon well others have said it but i ll reiterate why the stupid accent totally unnecessary and her acting was just bad i don t know if she was thrown by the accent or what there was no chemistry between these two br br and the girl modine was in love with suddenly she s shoving half a head of lettuce in her mouth and acting in a goofy way where did that come from i think we were supposed to feel sorry for her as we saw her marriage to a workaholic begin to crumble but frankly i couldn t care less about any of these people ,0
 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter is my opinion is an absolute abc classic i m not sure i haven t seen every episode but i still enjoyed it it s hard to say which episode was my favorite however i think it was always funny when a mishap occurred i always laughed at that despite the fact that james garner and david spade were good i liked the show more when john ritter was the leading man if you ask me his sudden passing was very tragic everyone always gave a good performance the production design was spectacular the costumes were well designed and the writing was always very strong in conclusion i hope some network brings it back on the air for fans of the show to see ,1
while i was watching this movie i never thought i d be defending it it s honest enough from the begininning about not having much of a plot there s no real characters to latch onto except the killer some of the acting can be better but most of it is capable br br i know a three out of ten isn t stellar but there are reviews saying it was shot poorly and completely useless etc i think it set out to do what it s supposed to fairly well the lighting is minimal at times more natural than most audiences are used to but it s supposed top look like a camcorder snuff film in fact at times the quality is probably still too high to be true to that but nobody would make it through tne minutes of camera work that s truly that bad br br it s not particularly scary but it is disturbing at times there are one or two characters who don t come across as believable at all and the soundtrack does get tiring at times but overall it was put together cleaner than a lot of camcorder movies ,0
recent years have seen a number of biopics of famous singers and ray the story of ray charles has much in common with walk the line which was made the following year and told the story of johnny cash cash and charles were near exact contemporaries both being born in the early thirties and dying in both grew up in poverty in the american deep south both lost a brother in an accident during childhood both achieved success in the s both experienced problems in their marriages and both were addicted to drugs all these matters are emphasised in both films there are also similarities with ron howard s a beautiful mind although that film was about a mathematician rather than a musician it like both ray and walk the line stressed the part played by its subject s wife in helping her husband to overcome his problems br br ray charles was born to a single mother in a poor black community in georgia in his original name was raymond charles robinson but when he was starting his career as a musician he dropped his surname to avoid confusion with the boxer sugar ray robinson in some ways charles had an even harder time than did cash having to cope with two additional disadvantages in the shape of his blindness and of the racism which affected all black americans especially in the south during his lifetime charles had a particularly traumatic childhood witnessing the death of his younger brother george in a drowning accident and going blind about a year or two later he appears to have been haunted by nightmares and feelings of guilt over george s death throughout his life br br the first half of the film is rather slow moving and is a standard rags to riches showbiz biopic telling the story of how the young charles is taught to play the piano becomes a nightclub performer and then rises to fame as a major artist falling in love along the way with the beautiful della bea the best scenes in this part of the film are the flashbacks to charles s childhood there is an effective recurrent image of coloured glass bottles hanging from a tree in front of his house perhaps this was one of his few visual memories of his life before he went blind there is also a memorable scene in which the teenaged charles shames a prejudiced bus driver into letting him on the bus by pretending to have lost his sight on omaha beach in reality he would only have been thirteen at the time of the normandy landings br br the second half of the film becomes more interesting as it moves into more controversial territory focusing on charles s drug addiction the problems in his marriage caused by his affair with margie hendricks one of his backing singers and his battles against racism in the early sixties charles caused a sensation by refusing to play in front of a racially segregated audience in georgia although contrary to what is stated in the film this did not result in his being banned from performing in the state he also fought against racial divides within the music industry itself performing not only traditionally black styles of music such as gospel and rhythm and blues but also traditionally white ones such as country and western regarded by many black americans as the music of choice of the redneck community br br as peter bradshaw film critic of the guardian noted ray is a sunny film which diplomatically turns away from the darker side of things it omits any mention of such matters as the death of charles s beloved mother aretha during his teenage years his brief marriage to eileen williams in the early fifties and his eventual divorce from della bea in it also plays down the extent of his womanising and the number of his illegitimate children there are similarities here with a beautiful mind which also omitted a number of controversial details about its subject s personal life including a divorce br br fans of ray charles will no doubt enjoy the film for the music but it is worth watching even for those who do not know much about him chiefly on account of jamie foxx s oscar winning performance in the title role reproducing charles s mannerisms so exactly that we think we actually are watching a blind man even though foxx himself is sighted unlike joaquin phoenix in walk the line however foxx did not do his own singing doubtless charles s distinctive singing voice was too difficult to reproduce he receives good support from some of the other performers particularly sharon warren as aretha and kerry washington as della bea the film is uneven and overlong but nevertheless rewarding ,1
this movie makes peter an elf in robin hood costume instead of a human boy in probably not robin hood costume and ignores all the persona features in him that really matter this movie makes wendy a babbling idiot and poor captain hook a total clown and of course as every disney cartoon must have a character which has had too many hits in the head they made one of the lost boys that one the only character that has not been disgraced in this film is tink the only star is for her br br the story itself then the darling parents don t even get the time to notice their kids are gone probably one of the most significant point in the original story and they ruined it also the famous nursery scene between peter pan and wendy is a stunning piece of there are no thimbles and no acorns one of the little things that makes the original story such a unique one it s a wonder he even had lost his shadow and she helped him stick it even though to his shoes and it makes no sense to me br br ruining a great story like this just to amuse children should be illegal so know now if you haven t known it before this disney version does not have anything significant in common with the original story which is not really a children s story but just a great great story br br this just annoys me to no end ,0
in sri lanka a country divided by religion and language the civil war between the pro sinhalese government and the liberation tigers of tamil eelam ltte a separatist organization has claimed an estimated lives since human rights groups have said that as a result of the war more than one million people have been displaced homeless or living in camps the impact on children and families caught in the conflict is sensitively dramatized by acclaimed tamil director mani ratnam in his film a peck on the cheek winner of several awards at the national film awards in india while the civil war is merely a backdrop for the story of a young girl s voyage of discovery the human cost of war is made quite clear and ratnam gives the fighting a universal context pointing the finger at global arms traffickers as the source of wrongdoing br br beautifully photographed in southern india by cinematographer ravi k chandran in a setting mirroring the terrain of sri lanka the film tells a moving story about an adopted year old girl who sets out to find her real mother in the middle of the fighting in sri lanka played with deep feeling and expressiveness by p s keerthana in a memorable performance amudha is brought up by a loving middle class family with two younger brothers after her natural parents shyama nandita das and dileepan j d chakravarthi were forced to flee when the fighting broke out leaving her in a red cross camp in a loving flashback we see amudha s adoptive parents father thiru madhavan a prominent tamil writer and mother indra simran a tv personality marry to facilitate their adoption of the darker skinned little girl br br young amudha has no idea that she is adopted until it is sprung upon her abruptly on her ninth birthday according to the parents prior agreement while she is playing thiru tells her almost in a matter of fact tone that you are not our daughter and the response is predictable distraught she questions who her father was what her mother s name was why she gave her up and so forth but few answers are forthcoming amudha runs away several times until her parents agree to go to sri lanka to help her find her true mother now a fighter for the tamil separatists the family s immersion in the reality of the civil war leads to some traumatic moments and difficult decisions handled mostly with skill by ratnam though a sequence where the family was caught in a crossfire felt amateurish br br a peck on the cheek is of course a bollywood style film and that means tons of music and melodrama the melodrama did not get in the way because of the strong performances by the lead actors however i found the musical dramatizations of songs by a r rahman counter to the mood of the film with their slick high production techniques and fast paced music video style editing yet the compelling nature of the story and the honesty in which it is told transcend the film s limitations tamil cinema has been criticized by many even within the country as being too clichéd and commercial yet a peck on the cheek is both a film of entertainment and one that tackles serious issues that it successfully straddles the line between art and commerce is not a rejection but a tribute ,1
i first saw robin hood men in tights back in in the cinema i went to see it because i always liked robin hood and i saw the trailer of this movie and thought it was hilarious after i saw the movie i must say it was even better than i thought not only is it very funny it s also a very well made movie with beautiful sets and costumes and a very beautiful score by hummie mann the acting in the movie is also good cary elwes is funny as robin hood and also tracey ullman richard lewis mark blankfield david chapelle amy yasbeck megan cavanagh eric allan kramer matthew porretta and mel brooks himself are funny but the best part in the movie is played by roger rees as the evil sheriff of rottingham he has the best scenes in the movie and also the best dialogue king illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is which stands for it is illegal to kill a wild pig in the king s forest he somehow mixes up all the words and speaks out a sentence that nobody understands robin hood men in tights is in my book one of the best mel brooks films to date and i can t say that i have laughed as much about a film as this one it s just non stop laughing ,1
absolute masterpiece of a film goodnight mr tom has swiftly become one of my favourite films of all time nobody should miss out on seeing this film it s just too good mr tom is perfectly portrayed by john thaw as the harsh old man who becomes a soft father figure when william beech nick robinson is sent to him for evacuation almost like the town mouse and the country mouse a truly heart wrenching film the director knew exactly how to turn book into film and he has done so extremely well the film was so excellently shot that the emotions of the characters and what was happening made the audience feel a range of emotions from love to fear and these emotions could turn on a six pence set in a time of turmoil during world war two this film also shows the difference between the cities and the countryside they are almost like different countries an absolute must see those who don t are missing out on a truly amazing and brilliant film ,1
wladyslaw starewicz was a russian born animator living in france who did incredible things using stop motion i ve seen a couple of these films before and they feature his favorite subjects insects frogs and various animals they are extremely realistic and lifelike and even today are amazing to watch the quality is simply fantastic br br this one stars lots and lots of frogs they appeal to their god jupiter to give them a king why do they need a king wonders jupiter their lives are perfectly fine now so to teach them a nasty lesson he makes an egret the king and one by one it starts eating its subjects then the frogs once again appeal to jupiter who states the obvious moral that it s best to be happy with what you have br br while the animation quality is incredible this is a very creepy film for kids i would think this would terrify them both by how real the animals look as well as the story itself which is not for the faint of heart ,1
this is such a great film never mind the low rating here i really have no idea where that came from they must be discussing a different film then because i absolutely loved it and found it to be a little hidden treasure br br it s story was so original and charming i really can t think of anything bad to say about it maybe it has to be your type of thing but i saw this with my sister and my mother and we all were taken by it br br the acting was also very good and that is hard to do in a film like this but i found all the characters very intriguing and sympathetic br br i ve always been very fond of dougray scott and found his new dark role very interesting it is really awful hard to get me to like a bad guy but i absolutely had no problem with that this time even more so i adored him br br everyone who loves a good thriller drama that also has a good dose of love and tragedy should definitely go see this film no question about that anyone wanting to see a film with bloodshed should go rent something else though but i guess the title already kind of gives that away this is a love story not saw br br i give this film out of five stars good job br br xxx enjoy ,1
this movie was horrible and corny james agee is rolling in his grave this movie was nothing at all like the book and made a mockery of it no one should see this movie unless they want to gag ,0
julia stiles is a talented young actress who with guidance from a reputable agent has a lot of potential obviously the person who guided her into this travesty is not someone who cares anything about her career i sat in the theater surrounded by teenagers who left in droves to find another movie to sneak into wondering who thought this movie would appeal to anyone it was poorly written the casting director could only have put or minutes of effort into the characters and the director obviously didn t care ,0
inspired at least a little by ivy benson her all girls orchestra who performed throughout the war years at the covent garden opera house this film chronicles the attempts by an elderly saxophone player to reform the almost all girl band with whom she played as a schoolgirl towards the end of wwii all too brief flashbacks to the original band on stage bring us some wonderful music and help to fill in the background to the band members and in particular to the girls relationships with the lone male member their transvestite drummer who is trying to dodge the call up br br ian holm lord of the rings cromwell and fairfax and judi dench turn in superb leading performances as the recently widowed elizabeth and the conniving womanizing patrick the drummer the late joan sims is perfect as the band s leader now playing bar piano at the sea side and june whitfield glows as the salvation army trombone player cameo appearances by other greats like cleo laine leslie caron olympia dukakis and billie whitelaw make this an unforgettable experience the movie is a romp down memory lane with an all star cast of what ought by all rights to be a bunch of over the hill actresses all i can say is i hope i look as good at their age leslie caron in particular is still an incredible fox at years of age she certainly still gets my pulse going as i watched it i was mentally berating the casting director for not using women of the appropriate age afterwards i looked these girls up and discovered that every one of them is old enough to have been performing in the london of although this might be a bit of a stretch for judi dench br br if you like swing bands thrive on nostalgia or just want to see how good a woman can manage look with almost three quarters of a century behind her don t miss this film br br ,1
curiously it is rene russo s eyes and mouth not buddy the gorilla s that emerge as the focal point of buddy a jim henson pictures production through francis ford coppola s zoetrope somehow countless close ups of russo s face slipped passed in the post production stages and she literally fills the screen so many times the poor apes are upstaged unintentionally funny true story adapted from gertrude trudy davies lint s memoirs about a wealthy doctor s wife who turns their mansion into a menagerie for pets and wild life the movie goes beyond good intentions it positively drips with earnest sincerity the movie never sparkles with the kind of family film magic that it needed and before too long both the people and the animals seem distinctly programmed nothing here feels real about ten minutes in two chimpanzees are goofing around in russo s kitchen and start throwing a butcher s knife back and forth it misses alan cumming s head by inches yet no eyebrows are raised because it s all in a day s fun still when full grown gorilla buddy gets crazy during a thunderstorm the cops are called and everyone stares at buddy through the window while he busts up the living room furniture the furniture should be the least of anyone s worries in this flabbergasting do gooder failure but at least we know russo was in good hands whenever director caroline thompson needs a good pick up shot she gives unstartled rene another extreme close up i wonder what the lipstick budget was on this picture from ,0
in the past years i have rented some bad movies completely on purpose see i aspire to be a movie reviewer and as we all know there are horrible movies released every year anyway about months ago i rented this one i watched it all the way through and cried profusely this is one of those movies that is so freakin bad it makes you want to puke it actually put a sick feeling in my stomach i ve seen lots of bad movies mystery science theater anyone but this one takes the cake the plot was hard to follow the lighting horrible and the sounds almost inaudible if there was a negative rating on the scale here this movie would be at for me this may seem odd but i highly recommend it it s something you have to see for yourself but don t say i didn t warn you i don t think this review could get any more precise so i m done now br br ,0
the toxic avenger hideously deformed creature of super human size and strength is back in this sequel that gets mostly everything wrong toxie goes to japan to find his father at the suggestion of his psychiatrist whom is in cahoots with an evil corporation who just want the avenger gone to get a stranglehold on tromaville in his absence with new actors for toxie and his girlfriend who has a different name in this one a much less grim much more comical tone and a plot line that can t hold a candle to the original even with the totally uncut version that one can only get if you buy the tox box dvd set the gore is the only thing going for this one and if you happen upon any other version forget about getting any enjoyment from this one at all while the first one is a low budget classic this simply is not br br my grade d br br eye candy erika schickel has a very quick nip slip phoebe legere goes topless one villianess gets fully nude and a few extras in a bath house scene show various amounts of skin br br tox box unrated director s cut dvd extras intro and commentary by director lloyd kaufman second commentary with director lloyd kaufman troma editors gabriel friedman and brian mcnulty toxie on japenese tv interview with fangoria managing editor michael gingold interview by videohound s mike mayo the same damn radiation march that s on every troma dvd clip from lisa gaye toxie years later mockumentary psas troma intelligence test troma studio building tour ad for lloyd kaufman s autobiography stills gallery theatrical trailer and trailers for toxic avenger toxic avenger def by temptation class of nuke em high sgt kabukiman n y p d tromeo and juliet bloodsucking freaks surf nazis must die ,0
i have always been somewhat underwhelmed by joe dante s original the howling – so i wasn t particularly interested in checking out any of its sequels some time ago i did catch howling iii the marsupials – by the same director as this one – and found it to be watchable but nothing special br br the second instalment however has quite a bad rep and i knew i d have a good time watching it – if mainly to wallow in the sight of dear but pompous horror icon christopher lee squirming in the midst of it all the gracefully aged star has pathetically asserted a number of times in interviews that he hasn t appeared in horror oriented fare since his last picture for hammer films back in anyway this film should have borne the subtitle your movie is a turd – being astoundingly inept in all departments beginning with the all important werewolf make up br br the plot and dialogue is not only terrible but it has the limpest connection with dante s film – strangely enough the author of the original novel gary brandner co wrote this himself still one of the undeniable highlights er low points of the film is the pointless elliptical editing – which tries to give the whole a semblance of style but only serves to accentuate its embarrassment factor similarly phoney and grating are the hokey transitions between scenes the inane punk rock theme song and the cheapjack special effects at the climax br br what about the characters then lee is the werewolf expert naturally whom everybody thinks a crackpot – until they come into contact with the monsters that is at the very least though one has to admire the makers ingenuity or gall in devising a stupid subtitle with a dual meaning incidentally sybil danning as stirba werewolf bitch – the subtitle by which this is known in the u k is quite fetching in an assortment of outrageous s m outfits but her character is virtually given nothing to do except preside over her brood of followers and engage in the occasional hilarious three way lycanthrope sex her two snarling lieutenants one of them a sluttish black girl are especially irritating br br aiding lee on the side of good are the two yuppie heroes he being the brother of the dee wallace character from the first film and she a colleague of hers and a ragged guerrilla type band of transylvians still they generally manage to effortlessly overcome danning s rather dumb werewolves notable among them is a knife throwing dwarf who gets a particularly nasty but at the same time side splitting demise he s later revived under stirba s control in order to lure lee by making childish taunts at him all through the village streets into a trap the latter scene has to be a career nadir for the distinguished and imposing actor – well either this or the early sequence in a discotheque where lee is made to don a pair of ultra cool sunglasses so as to appear inconspicuous among the partying youngsters br br in the end if i were forced to mention elements in this which weren t entirely displeasing i guess i could say that the ossuary set in which the heroine is to be sacrificed is interesting or that the hybrid werewolf bat creature danning s pet who likes to inhabit the body of its victims is just too weird to be despised ,0
deeply emotional it can t leave you neutral br br yes it s a love story between years old boys but it s only the body of this movie and it s been removed you only feel what happened with these boys you feel the soul of the movie with of course some action some sex but this is no pornography too many feelings br br it was only a summer story and it became from love to hate almost to death the most important time of their lives i loved it you will too whatever your feelings are ,1
the cast played shakespeare br br shakespeare lost br br i appreciate that this is trying to bring shakespeare to the masses but why ruin something so good br br is it because the scottish play is my favorite shakespeare i do not know what i do know is that a certain rev bowdler hence bowdlerization tried to do something similar in the victorian era br br in other words you cannot improve perfection br br i have no more to write but as i have to write at least ten lines of text and english composition was never my forte i will just have to keep going and say that this movie as the saying goes just does not cut it ,0
yikes did this movie blow the characters were weak the plot weaker i figured this couldn t be too bad because it has christoper walken oops he must have done this because he was bored and needed the money the characters were supposed to be irish but noone had an irish accent i am desperately trying to find something nice about this i can t except walken did a fine job with a wooden character find something to read or watch discovery don t ever see this movie ,0
i caught a bit of this concert on public television and knew i had to have it the boys give everyone at the royal albert an excellent often thrilling performance complete in every way pure too no synth no smoke shrouded lasers and strobes no grandiose entrance and an unstoned serious and appreciative audience all of whom left their bottle rockets at home br br if you re a cream fan or if you ve only heard of them if you re a blues fan if you re a rock n roll fan you will not be disappointed when you view and listen to this dvd you also will never lose this dvd because you ll never lend it to anyone this dvd justifies selfishness tell them to get their own it s too good and too replayable you ll want to keep it within easy reach ,1
in i liked it then it became very stupid it suggests that kids are brainless it insults children cartoon network used to be great one of the shows i liked was hamtaro it did manage to be interesting and imaginative in its approach to children programming the show foster s home for imaginary friends is like putting spoons of sugar in your sprite it seems as if today s television producers are only interested in making money rather than engaging the imaginations of children and making money lately my children are tuning in to the old shows s to find something interesting to watch perhaps in the absence of originality for television to look to its past and recycle children s programing from days gone by ,0
my goodness and here i thought that there were no directors worse than uwe boll br br imagine the number of decisions necessary to produce a motion picture conceptual approval scriptwriting dialogue editing casting set and prop design location selection acting timing cinematography lighting music sound and video editing direction br br now imagine that every single one of those decisions was made wrong br br result dracula br br for a film supposedly set in the s this movie looks surprisingly like a cheap gangsta flick of the s the set is ridiculous for the period the dialogue is atrocious the timing of each scene is ludicrous the acting is beyond abysmal everything stinks br br let s just take props for example if you have a movie set on a space freighter built in how likely is it that it will have the exposed piping and hydraulic doors of a s era oil tanker what technology hasn t changed in years the professor uses a standard tandy keyboard and radio shack flipswitches to reprogram the computer what they haven t figured out voice control yet of course the prof is tethered to a wheelchair with wheels even though you know they ve got intergalactic hyperdrive but apparently not even a motorized wheelchair much less a floating one or bionic legs or something and apparently this freighter was carrying an intergalactic consignment of rosewood caskets how convenient then there are the weapons the crew carry standard late th century firearms in a ship in the vacuum of space where one bullethole would kill them all nice planning there prop department br br oh why go on ,0
 the ballad of the sad café worked hard at its image but when it came down to crunch time it was left standing in its own self created dust br br one cannot image saying this out loud but if vanessa redgrave s amelia were to fight john wayne or even clint eastwood my hard earned dollars would have to go to redgrave her portrayal of amelia was as close to perfection and consumed with more detailed dedication than most actors are willing to give to any multi million dollar contracted persona redgrave gave amelia this soulful drawl that was a blend of her own unique voice and a hard earned woman from the south to the average viewer this could be construed as annoying but as the film progressed it became her – miss amelia transforming this stage beauty into a roughneck it was redgrave s performance as well as her interaction with the other characters that made this film stand tall – but not the tallest the others following her performance were needed but not stellar as we moved past the murky cliché image passed on by every set designer hired for the post depression south job the minor characters felt like poster board the image was needed to set the scene but the characters of the town had no other purpose take for example rod steiger s vision of some old wild spoken preacher his scenes alone will make any viewer question the validity of this off the beaten path town the main two players who surrounded amelia battled with charm for the admirable top scene stealing moment but due to the lacking direction – it just seemed faded the most absurd of the two albeit both rank high among the questionable sanity line is cork hubbard who plays amelia s cousin who shows up randomly one night his character is never quite defined he lacks true motive and his loyalties remain uncertain he plays no vital role in this film outside of forcing us the viewers to question his sanity and honesty can you create a character simply by sticking out your tongue flicking your ears and punching your chest and head finally there is the other end of the absurd – keith carradine callow s close ups of this tormented man build character but our lack of understanding between him and amelia causes his purpose to flounder these were the characters as cliché southern as they were – some stood forward and attempted to create an absurdist period piece and i cannot argue that they failed br br where ballad of the sad café failed to rise above mediocrity was in the cinematography and narrative this film was about amelia and her need for other souls in her life the audience s level of comfort with the arrival of her midget cousin was entertaining – one couldn t help but wonder if he was honest or merely a confidence man attempt to leech off a warm heart cork hubbard s character is never quite understood but we do accept him with brief shots of him and amelia doing small things together it is his idea that transforms from a recluse businesswoman to a bona fide café owner the problem is that director callow never quite takes us to that dramatic take level between cork and redgrave – is the man crazy or does he represent all of amelia s family i needed something from callow that brought these two out of the david lynch esquire relationship that they had then our pool gets even deeper with the addition of carradine as amelia s love interest using the technique of a flashback within a flashback we see the two wed but never consummate their love – which amelia s anger against their love drawing him into the world of madness why was amelia so angry why was there no connection between carradine and redgrave why was this even in the film with the lack of focus towards these characters s connection the eventual scenes between the two made no sense – throw in cork s choice and it just gets completely discombobulated while there were a few beautiful choreographed scenes that callow created the inability to transfer his characters from point a to point b i lost focus interest and my care for the characters plummeted when i didn t understand the ultimate question – why br br overall the ballad of the sad café began with a bang but ended with a very small crack of a firecracker my emotional feel of this film swung up and down up and down and eventually stayed further down mainly due to the lack of understanding of the motives of the characters redgrave did a phenomenal job as amelia and while the other characters outside of the random steiger tried their best i just didn t quite understand who they were their motives were so muddled that when the emotional ending finally occurred i was apathetic director callow seemed to have been lacking importing connecting scenes that would allow us to understand the dynamic relationship between all of our main players callow created some beautiful scenes where faces seemed to overlap the scenery which allowed us to focus on amelia – or carradine but nothing was explained or developed the film played out with anger discover happiness flashback anger anger anger fade out without the comparative connectors this transformed from distinguished period film to actors playing parts in front of camera it was a shame because sad café had the promise it just couldn t deliver br br grade ½ out of ,0
xiao chen zhi chun is a great movie not only in the year it was shot but also now it s an art movie which is not outdated even in st century the director maintained a good narrative skill and thus made the story so smooth br br the movie reminds me of the later french new wave movie francois truffaut s femme d a cote which is of the similar topic ,1
this is a very odd film i wasn t really sure what is was about some n london lowlifes find a mute kid in the woods that they all believe is some kind of oracle and somehow makes them all in their own way change something about their lives that usually ends in disaster the film ended after about minutes leaving me feeling quite unsatisfied almost annoyed at the pointlessness of it all i didn t care about any of the characters none of them get a chance to endear themselves to the viewer br br what was the message am i being dim it was just too odd what happens to runner why does emilio shoot the kid that made absolutely no sense pointless can someone help me understand this mess of a film ,0
this movie is about a side of ireland that americans don t normally see the narrow minded religiously prejudiced side of the friendliest race in the world the movie by the admission of the inhabitants of fethard who are old enough to remember the events is fairly accurate though they insist that the film makers invented some of the more violent scenes just to spice up the action br br the movie was very unpopular in ireland as it portrayed the catholic church in a bad light but the simple fact is that representatives of the catholic church did organise vetoes of minorities before protestants it was the jews br br the film is a fascinating insight into the whole issue of religion in ireland,1
this is a pitiful movie what makes it even more pitiful is the time effort and money put into a super predictable script and action br br it s about some kind of monsters by the way and some kind of insects don t expect an explanation of the plot there is none that might work if there was something of interest or characters we could care about there isn t everything that happens to any person is as predictable as the other movies sci fi channel does br br don t try to understand what some of the characters are saying they speak gibberish especially the annoying lead woman whose accent is a sort of thick british that is harder to understand than any old british movie you may have seen she s unintelligible br br a lot of money is spent on some great sets and scenery and that is the major crime of this movie because it just isn t worth it ,0
gone in seconds is a very good action comedy film that made over million but got blasted by most critics i personally thought this was a great film the story was believable and has probobly the greatest cast ever for this type of movie including academy award winners nicolas cage robert duvall and the very hot anjolina jolie other than the lame stunt at the end this is a perfect blend of action comedy and drama my score is out of ,1
since i had loved the inspector gadget cartoon in the s i went to see this movie i wasted my money the plot was very thin also the movie could not keep me interested for long i was glad it was over br br if you want to see inspector gadget watch the cartoon instead it was much better than the movie ,0
this is more than a sat afternoon special exremely well written if very low key there is a lot here if you look for it catch the cat companion scout for instance it not only could have been a comic book it should have been a comic book the comic industry as well as the film s publicists missed the boat on this one of the least know really great films a great script by john sayles is a strong point but the acting is good as well probably the best super hero film i ve ever seen short on special effects but long on believability this one s a keeper i have never seen a dvd of this film but i used to own a vhs version good hunting,1
george lopez never caught my interest in his stand up comedy and he still doesn t but this show is a work of art it s not ever show where the jokes keep you laughing every time you remember it and jokes that re memorable at that this show just has an upbeat look to it and the characters range from an old short drunk to an dyslexic teenager i don t know who writes this show but that person does a great job if they had just continued the show i m sure that it would get a positive response from the critics of this great country if you are looking for a good traditional comedy then george lopez is the show for you the one bad thing is the title george lopez really imagine the fresh prince of bel air being will smith c mon man but otherwise this show is genius ,1
i just have to comment on this movie because i gave it a rating and in my opinion that s pretty high for a softporn smut movie the actual plot is kind of hokey who would expect otherwise but hafron is so incredibly funny and he delivers everything in a cyborgish voice so it s easy for him whoever wrote the script had some wit definitely i must have laughed out loud ten times and that s not a reason anyone would pick up this movie the only softporn movie i ve seen which had any merit other than beautiful women and believe me emmanuelle is drop dead gorgeous just look at the cover br br any movie that can entertain me considering how poor the plot was and how bad the acting is also considering the movie wasn t made to artistically entertain so to speak it gets at least a four in my book i mean who wouldn t watch this before stop or my mom will shoot ,0
this was the third time i tried to watch this film the previous two times i found the beginning so sickeningly sweet and schmaltzy that i just stopped watching however now that i am a little older and more compulsive i forced myself to watch all the film and i was very surprised to see that i actually liked it quite a bit so i look at the movie much the same way i would look at swimming in the ocean when the water temperature is degrees that s about degrees centigrade for all those metric lovers out there sure the water is terribly cold and shocking at first but if you force yourself to stay in the water you ll get used to it so resist that urge to jump out right away br br the film begins with a lengthy exchange between flynn and his daughter played by a lispy patti brady some may find there conversations very cute and endearing though others may find them a bit hard to take since these moments are so gosh darn sweet in a way it was some amazing acting by flynn because it s hard to imagine him in real life having kids or acting domestic especially that he wanted to be faithful to one woman in this film now that s acting never say goodbye concerns the divorced couple flynn and parker and their mutual desire to remarry since they both love each other as well as their lispy kid it seems like a foregone conclusion that they will once again tie the knot however there are some serious problems standing in their way lucille watson who plays her usual over bearing and controlling mother in law character flynn s girlfriend after all he is errol flynn and he is divorced so you gotta expect him to have a girl somewhere and a marine played by forrest tucker br br not unexpectedly all this does get worked out by the end and everyone lives happily ever after however despite it being formulaic and predictable the film is a winner because it is so much fun to watch flynn despite his reputation as an action adventure hero is very good with comedy romance and it s just a lot of fun to watch him also the film has the ever scene chewing cuddles sakall he s just so gosh darn cute and sweet that he is perfect in this type of film and despite the sweetness the film is pretty well written the bottom line is the film is fun br br so my recommendation is that you do watch this film and force yourself not to retch at the sickeningly sweet aspects of the film once you ve gotten over this the rest of the film is a picture that is well worth your time ,1
 br br when i first heard about this back in over coffee with friends i decided to check it out the only problem was that it was on a small screen at one of my local cinema s br br that didn t stop the enjoyment of seeing a simply great movie with a top notch cast in aidan quinn donald sutherland and ben kingsley the whole movie kept me glued to my seat br br i simply found no flaws in this great movie i give it my highest recommendation to those who love thrillers i am very proud to have this in my collection br br i don t hand this out lightly ,1
looking back on the year one of the things i will remember most is the snakeamania on the internet for a film called snakes on a plane but unknown to me there was a straight to dvd rip off film called snakes on a train after seeing this i feel its at best a below par b movie br br the plot br br a husband and wife get on a train to go to los angles to get help form the husbands uncle who is a shaman this is because the wife s family do not approve of her marring him so they have put a curse on her that snakes will become her thought with a sixteen hour drive to los angles and a group of passengers the include an ex narc cop and some drug traffickers will they get there in time before the snakes take her over br br view on the film first the effects i have to say that while some scenes with the smaller snakes look good in a gory way the main effect shots you have to wait eighty minutes to see are sadly that bad that they completely kill any good memories of the film the film makes os video games look like t next to this one of the things i noticed is that there is no screenplay credit on the film and the directors make the film so anti climatic it ruins the whole film final view on the film br br a below par b movie with an unbelievably bad ending ,0
this movie is so bad there are not words to describe it if i got a video camera of a monkey dancing for an hour and a half it would be a heck of a lot more entertaining than this the plot is so dull and unimaginitive it is not even worth mentioning the best part of the movie was when the credits roled and i got a chuckle out of knowing the lead actors name was james bond iii just trust me and stay far away from this trash heap ,0
i can imagine what happened for this film to come into being a bunch of studio guys are sitting around drinking gin and tonic maybe a joint and one of them comes up with the idea that it would be great if they could find a film that would bridge the generation gap which at that time was about as far apart as archie bunker and mick jagger something that both college age rebels and their parents would find equally interesting for different reasons perhaps but still a ticket is a ticket what interested hippies asia philosophy pacifism and wild sets and costumes what interested their parents musicals eye candy a feel good script and nostalgia very well then lost horizon the old classic as a musical in color can t miss right it was a bomb lost horizon by james hilton is perhaps less than a classic but not a bad novel in broad terms he sketches out a utopian society in shangri la the valley of the blue moon near tibet inhabited by peacefully contented villagers who serve an abbey of i very i long lived monks intruding into paradise is a gilligan s island like planeful of outsiders a veteran of wwi a missionary etc each with their own spin on the situation what plot there is concerns the reaction of each of them to being presented with a choice to live in paradise or try to return to the tumult of the twentieth century taken on its own terms it s gentle pop lit fluff presenting hilton s own conservative british views in oriental dress as exotic and as familiar as a fortune cookie as captive honored guests of the monks the castaways are forbidden to leave the valley but never pressed into work or prayer not that the monks do too much of that themselves treated royally and given simple yet luxurious accomodations who d want to escape in this middle american heaven on earth the monks are both cultured and wise the climate is warm the food is plentiful and tasty the villagers are picturesque nonentities and nothing ever changes the nuns are chaste but encouraged to look pretty and even flirt a bit the reason given is one of the most hilariously inaccurate explanations of tantric sex i ve ever read even their religion is nonthreatening revealed as a best of both worlds blend of christianity and buddhism there s little to offend any but the staunchest fundamentalist or the oddballs out there who actually knew something about tibet which in the early thirties was a very small number br br as a capra film focussing on the adventure character interplay angles it was enchanting and perhaps steven spielburg could have made it fly if he d been around as an early seventies hollywood product the adventure was over too quickly and the updated roster of characters too bland to make much of an impression deprived of the sketchy suggestive qualities of classic b w the monastery resembles a de luxe beauty spa in white and pale blue and while at least some of the monks robes tried for historical accuracy most of the rest of the inmates looked as if on their way to a morning massage and fango bath with a couple of holes of golf in the afternoon maybe stephan sondheim could have restored some grit to the story playing up the very real conflict inside each character s reaction just five years afterwards brian eno would have captured the tranquil atmosphere to a t instead bert bacherach and hal david were given the job of writing the songs which marry muzak like melodies with some of the clunkiest new agey lyrics ever penned quite naturally for the time every song calls for a dance number which range from the merely forgettable to the completely boring and so is the script which has not one line worth quoting br br tie ins with this movie were legion there were everything from cookbooks to posters planned to promote this film and such was the hype that i actually went out and bought the sountrack album just about the only thing good i can say about it is that it made enough of an impression on me to write this review completely from memory nearly thirty years after the next month i read aldous huxley bought a copy of the bardo thadol and hence learned about real tibetan culture moan br br ,0
i normally don t try and second guess a crime thriller but cleaner was just entirely too predictable samuel l jackson playing the character tom cutler along with his profession created an interesting twist in the beginning of the film however that was about it without even thinking i knew where the plot would be taken and within minutes i had already figured out who the killer was rather then trusting myself and having seen several films that make a turnabout i watched to its completion what a disappointment i was right from the beginning br br the casting of characters was a good as well as the acting from jackson and harris except for eva mendes from the starting gate she didn t play a believable character in correlation to the script and this ruined the entire plot too soon maybe this was a directing mishap or just weakness in the story itself her role as ann norcut should have shown more emotion and distress for the situation that was building around her this would ve made the build up a bit more compelling and the ending more dramatic nevertheless cleaner is watchable not memorable i ve seen episodes of csi that were more thrilling then this ,0
i was really looking forward to this movie based on the previews and press it received but after viewing it i was terribly disappointed slums is a totally unfunny film mixed with a todd solondz type of disturbing family reality sans todd s brand of humor the story drags along and each scene is worse than the last maybe i missed the point but if this film is an example of every girl s growing up experience i am glad to be a man ,0
i have to say that there is one redeeming speck in regards to this film it firmly establishes the bottom of the barrel now filmmakers know what to aim above when making a movie other than that i regret watching this debacle what shameless abandon the making of this film was what a waste of that s right folks one hundred thousand dollars this film reminds me of that adult video awards show in which of group of industrial prostitutes stand up a praise themselves believing that they are real actors actresses and filmmakers ironic then how i ve watched blue movies with better acting directing and writing i also found it funny that the executive producer justin ament just had to be in the movie he plays deputy jake barker i m sure his acting career has taken off ted pfiffer the writer has a part he no doubt was wallowing in the clichéd glory he created it should be noted that carrie finklea has a lead role in the movie you might remember her from gus van sant s elephant though i m not too sure that she ll want to write this film on her resume and i m not sure which is a more depressing point money was spent to make this film or people are going to watch it along with torque godsend and sky captain and the world of tomorrow one of the worst films if not the worst film of ,0
well i bought the zombie bloodbath trilogy thinking it would be mindless gory fun that s what it is without the fun this film truly is mindless it is absent of any plot or character development or any sort of storyline the basic problem with this movie is the kills and gore basically every kill looks exactly the same zombies ripping someone apart yeah that s okay but you need some original kills too i mean it got really lame every kill looked exactly the same filmed exactly the same way thats what killed me i love gore and the gore in this film did nothing for me it was just boring no storyline just the same lame scene over and over again with a different person i wanted to like this movie too i love shot on video gore movies like redneck zombies but i couldn t kid myself this film has it s good points but none of those are in the film i understand that many of the zombies helped out with the flood and there were like over zombies which is pretty cool how they got so many people involved and helped out in the world but overall this is a terrible film ,0
this is a horrific re make of the french movie ma vie en rose http imdb com title tt the only scenario that i can imagine in which anyone sinise bates butler what were they thinking agreed to be associated with it is maclaine seeing the original being rightly impressed and enlisting a friend with no writing credits or talent to his name to translate the themes for american audiences whom they both agreed are stupid stupid stupid then she enlisted other friends to sign up and they did so as friends certainly not on the merits of this pathetically contrived everything but the kitchen sink script br br i m not a knee jerk fan of french film but ma vie en rose is a subtle thoughtful and thought provoking treatment of sensitive cultural issues i would love to see it get wider exposure among english speaking audiences and if that means an american re make so be it but puh leeze a little respect for the issues and the intelligence of the audience and better direction for the actors who couldn t seem to decide if they were working for tennessee williams or jerry lewis ,0
i took a flyer in renting this movie but i gotta say it was very very good on all fronts script cast director photography and high production values etc proves eva longoria parker is head and shoulders in rom com above bad actors such as kate hudson and jennifer aniston who mug and call it acting who da thunk it br br parker and isla fisher are in a class by themselves in this regard and should try to hold out for projects as good as over her dead body lake bell is excellent too and this is the first time i have seen her and finally paul rudd gets to shine in a really good movie instead of lesser films br br a movie like this never gets its dues from close minded males it s too bad as other imdb reviewers here have noted there is nothing lame about this gem no hack writing or acting br br and its depiction of contemporary l a and california in general makes every scene look bright beautiful clean and otherwise outstanding in every way never before has a movie made l a look so good ah what a little talent and a lot of caring can do for a movie br br i won t divulge the plot but as a long time and hard core atheist i was willing to suspend disbelief and buy into the supernatural theme in order to enjoy an excellent and light hearted piece of entertainment it reminds me very much of the old topper movies which were also so enjoyable br br this movie exposes popular but otherwise hackneyed movies like ghost for the mediocre and overly sentimental crap fests they are we already know the public taste leans heavily toward the mediocre some of us save our praise for the truly worthy however br br if you have enjoyed other overlooked gems such as into the night with michelle pfeiffer jeff goldblum and clu gulager blind date with bruce willis and kim basinger american dreamer with jobeth williams chances are with robert downey jr christopher mcdonald and cybil sheppard making mr right with john malkovich etc you ll enjoy this br br a first rate job all around even if it s kinda hard to believe a straight guy can pretend to be gay for more than five years but even that plot device doesn t detract from the movie s overall excellence ,1
what bird is that a maltese falcon the only thing remotely funny about this movie is michael caines hair which has more depth and character than the man underneath it br br the malta settings are as dry and as barren as the dialogue salutes to raymond chandler and humphrey bogart and crime fiction etc seem obtuse and just plain silly without the salvation of any humour or pertinency the reason this film has no longevity and near forgotten is it s so vacuous an hour and half of pointless time spent in the company of second rate actors and film makers this film is what the title suggests ,0
 possible spoilers br br i ve read up on dahmer a little and saw the new dahmer film with the same name at an earlier time this movie here concentrates rather much on the victims and killings too little on dahmer himself the film called dahmer had the opposite problem it was too little about his crimes and too much about himself br br i did not find the acting to my satisfaction it had a certain amateur feel too it especially the probation officer it also seemed as if the dahmer acting got worse every time he played against the probation officer actor but i might be wrong about that br br what annoyed me a bit was that some of the scenes were quite disturbing but that the filmmakers seemed to try and show the real deal about what he did anyway that is ok but what i then don t understand is why the guy who ran away from his flat while dahmer was out getting beer was not depicted being naked since that is also how it happened it s not a big deal but it just eats away further on the movies quality that such details are left out what wasn t shown either or not even really hinted was dahmers sexual obsession with the dead again i don t mind they didn t show it but at least they could have mentioned it or built it in to the movie somehow br br conclusion i think the really good dahmer film is still to be made a movie that incorporates not only dahmers crimes but also who he was and why he did what he did i think that or hours are just not enough to grasp the complexity of it all this movie was just a cutout excuse the pun of dahmers life and personality and does not give you any close to good insight into his life or personality br br ,0
i gave this movie a rating of awful the only reason that it should even get a instead of a big is ben kingsley who always shines not matter what terrible material is thrown his way br br mira sorvino is so out of her element here that as a viewer one simply can t get over the fact that she is even in such a piece br br stupid stupid story and horrible production do not waste your video rental ,0
that snarl br br that scowl br br the acts of random violence br br the gutteral voice br br the fetish wear br br that shaven head br br it can mean only one thing br br grace jones is back br br actually my sources tell me that the title role in blade wasn t played by the s diva but by wesley snipes br br all in all this is not an improvement br br blade is an adaptation of a comic character somehow in the transfer from the simplistic two dimensional world of the printed page it has become even more simplistic and lost a couple of dimensions br br the plot is hackneyed almost beyond belief and adds nothing to the vampire genre in fact much like nosferatu it seems to suck the life out of the audience in brief upwardly mobile vampire wants to become more powerful but is opposed by blade half human half vampire all annoying it all climaxes with blade being put in a vampire juice press some bad martial arts and the most pitiful cgi since br br blade has to be the least empathic character since dolph lundgren s punisher also a comic adaptation perhaps there is a trend here surely the audience is meant to be on the same side as the hero and whilst a vampire can be a tragic character this is not true of blade he is relentlessly cruel scornful and not a whole lot better than the bad guys br br i assume that wesley snipes has an acting career purely so that everyone else can be compared favourably as he snarls his way through his movie you find yourself looking for a stake even a ballpoint pen anything to put blade in the grave br br as a piece of narcissism blade is pretty much unbeatable we are treated to endless lingering shots of a gym fresh snipes for no reason whatsoever likewise no other actor is allowed any chance to give a reasonable performance the likes of steven dorff can act but they have to play second fiddle to snipes tedious performance br br kris kristofferson used to appear in good movies here he is reduced to a sidekick that you just know isn t going to make it through to the final reel and what happens when blade finds out yes you guessed it he rushes to the scene to wreak his revenge in the villain s giant underground lair br br why can t world domination take place in a quiet country house they always go ahead in underground cathedrals that would have had albert speer wondering if they were a little grandiose a lot of these plans could be stopped right now if local councils paid more attention to plans for extending sub basements br br the rest of the movie is just as dull and unimaginative with nothing new to add to the genre vampires have been done to undeath and perhaps they should be laid to rest for a while at least until someone can think of some way to make them interesting again br br to finish there is a grace jones vampire movie it s called vamp and it s about ten times better than this ,0
it is in the opinion of this reviewer that the best time to be a child was in the s a period when cartoons were not heavily censored and talented and creative minds were responsible for some of the best family entertainment to hit the air waves the best producers of saturday morning animation were at warner brothers television who experienced a major golden age with the dream team of steven spielberg tom ruegger and paul dini along with serious and dark series like batman they also revived zany outlandish cartoons made famous by the looney tunes animaniacs was the biggest hitter with its dark adult humour and homages to the celluloid of yesteryear and today but tiny toon adventures was equally popular by re inventing the looney tunes for a new generation while still keeping that crazy cartoon violence and intelligent comedy that can hold onto any age group no matter how old even when the tiny toons were stretched to a feature length with how i spent my vacation it did not feel like a longer episode of the television series a curse that so often plagues other feature length adaptations of popular animated shows br br the tiny toon gang are young off springs of the classic cartoon characters who made audiences laugh back in the s and s and are currently learning cartoon comedy to earn their toon degree summer vacation has started and each character has their own idea of what to do buster bunny charles adler and babs bunny tress macneille start a water gun fight which ultimately leads to acme acres getting flooded and them both sailing down the mississippi plucky duck joe alaskey joins hamton pig don messick on a cross country car trip to the happiest theme park in the world but hamton s family proves to be more difficult than he imagined meanwhile in other stories scattered throughout elmyra duff cree summer tries to find a cat to hug and squeeze fifi le fume kath soucie attempts to go out on a date with her favourite skunk star and shirley the loon gail matthius goes to the cinema with a loud mouth fowlmouth rob paulen br br while the premise sounds thin for a feature length film the many directors and screenwriters make all the stories work well together the best of these is plucky s unfortunate road trip which utilises a golden comedic opportunity very well feeling pity for somebody while also laughing at their predicament plucky s annoyed reaction to all the bad things that happen to him are a perfect blend of script and animation all in the confines of a small car stuffed with pork elmyra s story definitely ranks second just to see how a little almost innocent girl can cause fear into so many jungle animals the aforementioned cartoon violence definitely comes to the fore front with buster and babs story which makes us smile not only due to the hilarity of the outcomes but also nostalgically since ruegger and company would probably not be allowed to show half of what they do in that segment practically half of that segment plays as a parody and homage to deliverance including a clever twist on the dueling banjos scene featuring the unforgettable tiny toon adventures theme song br br part of the universal appeal of the tiny toons is that the humour proves to be very intelligent as it targets subjects with a ferocity that proves that it does not at all deserve the title of children s fare that people seem to slap it with an entire segment featuring fowlmouth s poor etiquette at the cinema pokes fun at yappers in a note perfect way along with an additional jab at lucasfilm s thx logo that scene is done so perfectly that it should be featured before every cinema showing there are also a couple of moments that poke fun at disney world cinematic plot holes and even warner s legal department the fact that today s cartoons are bland and un creative makes those intelligent moments even more treasuring as there probably will not be another animated series that will come close br br after watching how i spent my vacation for the first time in many years i can say with all certainty that they do not make cartoons quite like they used to with the ongoing censorship that today s family entertainment receive one wonders whether anything like this will ever be made again this review is not only a recommendation of a truly smart film but also a plea for spielberg ruegger and dini to team up again and bring forth a magical creation to our minds once again lord knows that the children of the twenty first century is in need for something with the intelligence of tiny toon adventures this is not a simple cash grab it is a wonderful film with full of spirit madcap mayhem and hilarity ,1
this is an astonishingly bad action film i d say its primary flaw is that it s boring arghh funky wardrobes retro chic set design and decent cinematography cannot prevent this flick from being a snoozer mod squad s second major flaw is its lack of character development underscored by the actors lack of talent i tend to like claire danes s work so i was quite surprised by her non existent performance in this film giovanni ribisi is woefully miscast how could his cotton mouthed bumbling acting style possibly fit into an action flick as for omar epps well he needs to take a few acting lesson to learn how to emote the man had the same facial expression for the entire film my suggestion is to save yourself a few bucks and wait to see this turkey on cable ,0
ironically for a play unavailable on film or video for so long arms and the man has remained fairly constantly available on stage over the years since its debut in in no small part because it has aged so well as a solid satire on the nature of heroism and the business of war whenever the world sinks into strife arms and the man seems to soar as ever more timely and relevant br br this is the play which oscar strauss converted leaving out most of shaw s best ideas into the successful operetta the chocolate soldier when hollywood got to that they left out the last vestiges of shaw rather than pay him for the rights he was by then an oscar winner in his own right while the best of shaw has always been his ideas and his dialogue rather than his bare plots in arms and the man the plot sparkles as well and the master manages happy endings for all concerned br br young raina helena bonham carter daughter of an officer and the wealthiest man in her town is betrothed to a dashing officer in the bulgarian cavalry and all seems well until a bedraggled swiss mercenary pip torrens from the other side climbs up her drainpipe fleeing from the battle where his army has been routed as usual in a shaw satire nothing is as it first appears and societal conventions are stood on their head in the light of simple and not so simple reason there are no good guys or bad guys just people of a variety of classes getting by on the best of their wits just like life only better and naturally with shaw the wit is finely honed from all concerned br br the early motion picture version from shaw s own screenplay of this most traditional and traditionally funny of shaw s stage satires and one of his first to make a real hit on this side of the atlantic has long been among the missing shaw didn t sell the screen rights to his plays only licensed them for year periods and it appeared that with rapidly evolving sound technology making films look primitive only a few years later shaw did not renew the license to show it consequently we re immensely in the bbc s debt for finally putting out their broadcast version in a dvd box with nine other sparkling plays somewhat sadly pygmalion that many view as shaw s best comes off least well on this set in a production with lynn redgrave and james villiers br br even paired as it is on its dvd with the less impressive one act a man of destiny arms and the man makes for a real treasure br br helena bonham carter went on after cutting her teeth on televised roles like this to a major film career that will bring many viewers to this early role they should not be disappointed for ms carter gives a performance in line with the layered innocence audiences have come to expect from her but under james cellan jones somewhat pedestrian direction and despite the bbc s uniformly beautiful and well observed physical production the role s mischievous fire and her outrage at being underestimated in the last act is banked at only about of it s potential br br much the same can be said of the real star of the piece pip torrens as bluntschli the switzer it s a fine appealing performance but doesn t go for the physical comedy implicit in the early scene where the young soldier can barely stay awake despite his mortal peril br br these reservations notwithstanding this is a solid production of a wonderful play transferred to the small screen with aplomb it deserves to be seen widely and ideally prompt an even livelier big screen remake with the style and zest of the recent remake of wilde s an ideal husband virtually any arms and the man is to be cherished and with a lot of luck perhaps we ll even eventually get to see the original version till one or the other surfaces this production will please anyone who loves good shaw ,1
disowned by richard c sarafian this disaster stunk up japanese theaters before coming to the states and going immediately to video where it was not seen again until the turner networks needed something other than infomercials to fill their am am time slots and found this tape at the bottom of their bin the smithee name is supposed to be used when the studio hacks the movie so badly that the director no longer wants his name attached to it but i m afraid that sarafian can not blame the studio entirely on this one the actors mostly recent graduates of overacting deliver one cornball line after another the plot is convoluted the special effects are unimpressive the parts that aren t laughable are just plain boring the script or the book must have been good why else would palance matheson boyle or heston agree to appear in this dud but something went horribly wrong from the page to the screen summary avoid not even bad enough to be so bad it s good ,0
does anyone else cry tears of joy when they watch this film i love it one of my top films of all time it just makes me feel good i watch the closing production number with all the cast members over and over and over bebe benson michelle johnston is the babe of the film imho i never saw the play but i get angry when i read reviews that say the play was better than the film the two are like apples and oranges the film making process will seldom deliver a finished product that is faithful to the original work i believe it s only due to the fear of public alienation that many well known works adapted to the screen aren t changed more than they are this is a very good film it is very satisfying that s all you need to know ,1
star rating unmissable very good okay you could go out for a meal instead avoid at all costs br br stuck up career bitch kate franka potente heads to the london underground to catch a train to take her to meet george clooney however after a hectic working day she dozes off and awakens to find herself alone in a deserted platform as she races off on a situation taking her from one daunting encounter to the next however she learns of something far more malign and evil waiting for her out there br br in a lot of ways the british film industry is really becoming one on it s own especially in the horror thriller department with films such as creep and the successful days later which this has strong echoes of in parts in terms of succeeding in what it set out to do creep does cleverly create especially at the beginning a scary sense of isolation and tense fear at it s clever running time it also though inadvertently i suspect manages to pay homage to some of those pioneer high concept horror films from the s that rely on shocks and fear through out without really focusing too much on character development and such br br of it s weaknesses some scenes are a little predictable but these don t really succeed in making it less scary or effective in any way i m not sure if the ending was meant to make it come off as some sort of morality play and it s not exactly perfect but it s certainly very effective and serves it s basic function very well ,1
although john woo s hard boiled is my number favorite movie but i have to say police story is my number favorite movie i say this because the stunts the fights and the action my favorite part of the movie is when jackie chan jumps off the rail at the top of the esculator at the mall grabs on to a pole surrounded with chrismas lights and slid down the pole fell through a skylight and finally land on his back on the hard marble floor ouch buy it at amazon com for or something in dollars vhs new line home video any questions or comments please feel free to reply i m only but i know where you can find any movie ever made if you looking everywhere for a movie and can t find it please reply to me thank you and good night ,1
the efforts of a new group of young talent bolstered by alan rickman and emma thompson extremely gifted actors makes for a thrilling and engrossing evening of entertainment and i might add that hal holbrook shines as the senator this movie deserves five stars i give it a ten on your scale and the ending is perfect i am constantly amazed at the ability of british actors to master our american accents i was convinced that all the actors were born in louisiana and what finer locale for a mystery than new orleans the big easy also known as the crescent city permeates every scene as writer and director sebastian gutierrez deserves high praise ,1
if this is the author s and director s idea of a slice of life they are clinically manic depressives a sad moody film at best with ubiquitously aimless and unhappy characters who negatively interact with disastrous results this film is billed as a comedy what was so funny about losing your home to an allegedly premeditated arson or the drug induced forcible rape of one of the main characters is this art imitating life jack black was mildly amusing as the mountain man weed farmer however even this segment of the film was rife with pathos what was the point of living in the middle of nowhere with an entourage if black s character was so paranoid why was he doing acid with a group of people right out of woodstock is there no end to disconnected relationships a plot less script and scene transitions lacking any cohesiveness or logical chronology ,0
 jb jack black runs away from home after being spanked by his father meat loaf years later he finally makes it to hollywood and comes across the greatest guitar player he has ever heard kg kyle glass br br after a little squabble the two decide join forces and perform at an open mic night at what appears to be a less than popular bar to their shock they don t do that good br br back at their less than spectacular apartment the two are trying to figure out what the legends of rock have that they don t while looking at some old magazines it s only then that they realize that the guitarists on the covers have the same guitar pick br br while trying to look for a similar pick an employee of the music shop ben stiller who is also the film s executive producer tells him the ancient story of the pick of destiny of which they seek this employee who has long gray hair and thick glasses also tells them that the pick which was made from satan s tooth is in a history of rock museum br br now the two pot smoking losers with delusions of grandeur goes on a music filled adventure to steal the pick br br let me say this up front if you are not a fan of tenacious d which gave us the comedy actor jack black then you should skip this one i am not a fan of these two and only watched it because it was suggested by flixter com br br the jokes for the most part produce silence more than anything i laughed at maybe three of the jokes and chuckled at a few others tenacious d is only for a certain audience of which i am not br br this movie lags in numerous places and this is where the worst jokes appear and let me say that when black and glass are not working off one another they are completely lost on screen br br all the songs in this movie is by and performed by tenacious d many of the songs perfectly advance the storyline by describing their adventures at the time in the film however i felt that the songs sounded too similar to be told apart br br another problem with this film is that the language will turn off a lot of people there are a lot of four letter words in this film there are also some drug references i would not recommend this for children br br part of tenacious d s schtick is that black is in your face and glass stays in his shadows for the most part this is how they are in this movie and it doesn t really work now this may have been part of the act but i felt that glass just didn t want to be there in one scene he performs his background lyrics at a party and he just can t work alone br br tenacious d are supposedly rock fans in real life and have maybe two rock legends in the movie i lost count because i was so bored with this film personally i would have liked to have seen more rock legends and icons in the film however we don t get that br br what we do get is a movie filled with completely lame jokes lots of foul language a lackluster script you also get horrible acting and an unoriginal story however you get some pretty good songs that pretty much sound the same br br the story could have been promising but many of the scenes appeared to have been added into the film at the last second this is somewhat similar to the blues brothers movie many years ago but the blues brothers had a much bigger following and two songs on the billboard music charts tenacious d only has a small following with a few hbo specials under their belt and unlike the blues brothers the comedy is not well thought out at all br br if you are a hard core fan of tenacious d then i suggest you check it out however like most of the movie audience when this film was released to theaters i would say avoid this one save your money on this one folks ,0
i really enjoyed random hearts it was shocking to see such a low rating on imdb but chacun a son gout and all that i am a big fan of harrison ford but i do have to admit that he was ill cast in this movie and the reason i gave it instead of kristin scott thomas though was just wonderful she was believable and beautiful in spite of being made up for half the movie like she d been crying for days could random hearts have been better sure but it is very much worth seeing as it is ,1
sorry this movie was a bad made for tv movie are the rest of you on drugs when you watched it i thought the hair make up and characters were poor dimensional types the story is doubtful especially since all of the main characters are dead or nearly dead i think it s not well acted either what was up with that hair on the main guy in the turtles it looked glued on badly and the sideburns looked like they were going to fall off at any moment it didn t feel like anything new was revealed in the story of the band and how the members met other bands and people i laughed all the way through it frank zappa looked stupid so did mama cass and so did the beatles they were made out to look stupid and ridiculous also the other band people like jim morrison donovan also took a big hit at looking stupid too kind of terrible if this is how you remember these people it s a poor history lesson on music it s fictional the way it was made ,0
as the faux russian scientist says two thirds of the way into the movie i came for the science this pretty much sums up the reason i watched this movie anything that involves a half man half hammerhead shark definitely deserves a serious empirical investigation on the part of an impartial aspiring scientist or as they say in the biz my girlfriend s brother had the remote and the rest is history to say that the special effects were bad would be a disservice to the field of special effects this is it is not that hard to film a car scene without a cheesy bluescreen background yeah this was charming and state of the art when hitchcock was filming the birds but in it just looks low budget spare me the cheap attempt at sci fi and do me the service of actually making an attempt at the willing suspension of disbelief br br however having seriously defamed the overall concept of this film let me tell you again that as sad as it may sound this is probably worth your time if nothing else it is a tour de force of bad sci fi worth the education for the new movie buff and certainly worthy of a refresher course for those who have seen a few movies in their day br br the crazy hunchback mad scientist with a hammerhead transceiver who thinks it is a good idea to spoon canfuls of blood into the nearby water makes me question not only the intelligence of mankind but also the ability of b movie writers to come up with remotely plausible plot lines br br this film also pretty much fulfills one of my longtime bad movie contentions bad guys always wear sunglasses br br if this weren t i would be deadset on the fact this film was some sort of insanely poor metaphor for the cold war i mean you might as well have khan on the bridge of a klingon bird of prey inserting leaches into chekhov s ear br br one of the most moving lines of the movie is when the chick without the bra insists that the charlton heston lookalike wait for tom as he is trying to lift the escape helicopter off the ground the thing is tom is wasting the bad sunglass guys with his never ending banana clip attached to his kalashnikov or ak in layman s terms br br as the mad scientist says near the end of the film my goal is to evolve the human species suffice it to say that this movie contributed only to a devolution of humankind the faint freudian references uttered by the mad scientist as he prepping the female protagonist to be mated with a hammerhead shark are a simple reminder that even in the worst of science fiction we can all find something to laugh about ,0
in my honest opinion everyone should see this movie at least once it really put things in perspective as i watched it though it was fictional this movie is about something that could happen to your children br br it shows how easily two kids can hide both their hatred for their school and their plans to murder innocent students this film would not have worked in any other format they pulled off the hand held camera perfectly br br it reminds us of april th when eric harris and dylan klebold murdered students and then themselves it also reminds us of the media storm that followed after everyone wanted to see the rampart video and everyone wanted to see the basement tapes br br this movie is a fictional version of our dreams coming true we get to see the kid behind the monster br br the only bad thing about this movie is that it did not do well on the market and few people even know it existed if it would have had a single preview on a single blockbuster movie everyone would have gone to see what the big deal was about zero day br br i believe this is the best film adaptation of a school shooting of the few that have truly attempted it the shooting itself only takes up about ten minutes of the hour and a half long film because it mostly focuses on cal and andre and what they did up to that point br br if you have not yet seen this movie go rent it and watch it i guarantee that when it is finished you will be speechless ,1
i just watched this an early harold lloyd short film that featured his glasses character on kino video s dvd of the harold lloyd collection he s actually a con man with snub pollard as his partner who gets discovered by bebe daniels who herself performs fake séances what she discovers is that lloyd and pollard bilk many customers by dropping fake rings that are lost i ll stop there and just say this was quite funny especially when harold and snub enter the place bebe works and encounter some creepy contraptions and put on costumes like snub trying one of bebe s outfits not too much slapstick but what there is of was also quite funny so on that note i recommend are crooks dishonest ,1
i read all these reviews on here about how this is a such a good movie jeez this movie was predictable and pretty boring the acting was below average most of the time especially by mckenna i haven t seen a more pathetic attempt at making someone badass in a movie oh man this movie was a letdown i also read somewhere this might be a cult classic i know there are followers of the director but this movie was just a average piece of film br br the script was lame for the most part the acting was lame this movie was lame br br oh and pray for the guy that used to be in cheers he looks really bad br br the best actor in this movie was probably the guy in office space and he was only in this movie for about minutes br br ,0
this is without a doubt the worst movie i have ever seen i say this without hyperbole and believe me i ve seen a lot of bad movies it s embarrassing and annoying that millions of dollars went into this film and that hundreds thousands of craftspeople spent so much time working on what the writers and producers must have known would be a colossal failure br br when a minute film feels this long drawn out boring and incomprehensible you know that something went wrong somewhere also jamie kennedy whose work i ve enjoyed elsewhere is simply terrible in this role he was obviously never given a screen test because no producer in their right mind would consider him entertaining in any way especially in the guise of the mask simply awful br br personally i can t wait to see the reviews by the major film critics because i know they re do a better job than me at tearing this train wreck to shreds br br the producers of this film should be embarrassed and more importantly never be allowed to make theatrical films again ,0
i saw this short film on hbo the other day and absolutely loved it eight different characters eight different perspectives at first i was confused by the way the story was moving along but then i realized that it was just one scene being shown over and over again just to show us the different perspectives of the characters br br at first you think the clerks are yelling at the teenager for stealing they speak in their own language which i and chris the teenager played convincingly by eleonore hendricks cannot understand the perspective of the clerks dispels that view i didn t realize how wonderful the short really is until the last two scenes br br excellent short film hopefully the director james cox can turn the short into a feature length film with the same cast or win us over with a whole new film br br ,1
thursday june pm the egyptian br br saturday june am the egyptian br br he spent most of his life in pursuit of a good time and he caught it eric idle br br harry nilsson left brooklyn feeling like holden caulfield i was fifteen eventually he ended up working as an usher at the la paramount and within a few years fell back asswards into one of the greatest songwriting careers in the history of american music who is harry nilsson and why is everybody talking about him chronicles the legendary life of the best songwriter of our generation writer director john scheinfeld produces a who s who of musical royalty from brian wilson and al kooper to paul williams randy newman and ray cooper his voice was a medical instrument it would heal you assorted archives include his appearance on playboy after dark and nilsson s bbc special the john lennon brandy alexander smothers brothers at the troubadour comeback show heckling debacle is one memorable recounting among so many they seem to virtually squeeze nilsson s enchanting music out of this comprehensive and bitter sweet bio doc br br he was a wonderful perpetrator br br i woke up three days later getting a massage in phoenix ,1
it really amazed me to see that someone would take so much time to assess such a bad movie the beginning of the film had some truth in it the partisan af was started in when two communist pilots from the croat ustashi af deserted together with their observers in breguet and potez respectively the aircraft saw some action in strafing and hand bombing but didn t last very long one crew was killed and the other survived the pilot being killed later while flying a spitfire vc the real partisan squadrons were established when raf detached two of its yugoslav squadrons of spitfire vc and hurricane iic respectively manned by ex yugoslav royal airforce pilots and allotted them to tito s forces on the island of vis even those were never engaged in air to air activities but strictly for ground support so the film was one giant cow manure to put it mildly and the lowest point for its otherwise not at all bad director by some quirk of fate i was present on the filming of the last sequence of the movie when dozens of german aircraft were destroyed yugoslav trainers used also in the flying sequences on the mostar military airport the pyrotechnics were impressive and the scotch served lavishly by the film crew was even better otherwise the film was a shameless lie was and frequently joked about by the contemporary audience ,0
a new guard in in the armored truck gig is recruited by his co workers to steal million from the truck no bad guys so no one will get hurt right of course things go wrong and the new guard decides to have a conscience and make things right by saving the life of a dying man br br i ll admit that i didn t really have any interest in this film but i didn t have any interest in fantastic mr fox either and that film made my top ten of the year armored is even more of a disappointment then i thought it would be as a heist film it fails to deliver the goods it s boring and full of plot holes and leaps in logic that one will hurt themselves thinking about it br br despite this the film somehow has a really great cast but the film doesn t even use this to it s advantage everyone seems wasted in wooden characters that make stupid choices columbus short is an uninteresting lead that is never charismatic and never makes the audience want to give a crap matt dillon is the mastermind behind the heist and he plays mr nice guy at first then when things don t go his way he quickly becomes the villain the rest of the impressive cast include lawrence fisburn jean reno skeet ulrich fred ward amaury nolasco from prison break and milo ventimiglia from heros non of them do much and when they actually do something it s without much reasoning behind it br br the film is relatively short but even with it s running time under minutes it felt dragged out how long can you make a movie about a guy trapped somewhere phonebooth did a decent job and it was even more restricted the leaps of logic concerning the plot here are tragic million and all the security they have are check ins every hour or so the entire plan from my understanding was to drive the trucks into an abandoned warehouse and hide the money pretend to get hit and burn the trucks they would then walk away with the money of course something goes wrong or there would be no movie right through a series of unfortunate events out so called hero has trapped himself inside the truck with an injured officer the rest of the movie is dillion and his crew banging on the doors to get in how very exciting br br the script calls for our hero to have financial problems he might lose his house which would in turn make him lose his brother you see both their parents died and it s just the two of them looking out for each other so now he has a reason to join the heist at first he didn t want in but his money problems is just the right push to throw him in the thick of things how convenient br br armored s whole spin on the heist genre is that it s from an armored truck from the guys who drive it after that basic premise the film falls flat on it s face i found myself wanting it to end sooner and sooner each time someone spoke speaking of the ending it sucks br br skip it ,0
i was blubbing like an idiot during the last ten minutes of this exceptional piece of television i have to say that the idea of sitting down to view minutes of what was bound to be pretty depressing material on a sunday was not a welcome one the thought of yet another over worthy bafta winning possibility did not enthuse me however the end result knocked me for this is some of the best television i have seen in ages for years i was under the impression that all originality had left the bbc s drama department our friends in the north was the last production that truly blew me away and that was years ago however faith is restored and honour is satisfied david tenant was incredible so many actors i can think of would have really gone to town on a part like this but never once did i see mr tenant as an actor or as the doctor all i saw was alan hamilton i haven t had my heart wrenched this much since daniel craigs performance as geordie peacock all those years ago sarah parish was also incredible and i really hope this role brings her better roles in the future all of the cast were great but special mention must go to the director who really placed us inside alans head the toaster scene in particular made me feel quite queasy ,1
dear friends i ve never seen such a trash movie as night of the demons it seems that the director kevin tenney had the intention to copy classics like the evil dead by sam raimi or george a romero s return of the living dead from the same year the cinematography was lousy the movie was very dark so i had to turn the brightness control to the maximum indeed horror pictures have to be dark but not the way like night of the demons the entire movie was ridiculous no suspense worse actors except alvin alexis in the role of rodger and horrible make up effects an average vote of stars for that movie i can t believe this perhaps the users were pleased about the tits asses and pussies of the actresses they were indeed worth stars regards hans dieter,0
the bbc surpassed themselves with the boundaries they crossed with tipping the velvet in the past they ve been daring with dennis potter s works but this mini series as it was screened in the uk is superb andrew davies work is top notch i ve not read the sarah water s novel but i can imagine he s done it real justice i comment on the bawdiness most men have watched it for that proved to be a main talking and selling point when originally advertised the fact is it portays the lesbian side of society in the s a time when most thought it was old men and rent boys well it was lesbianism took place mainly behind closed and often respectable doors br br you can also look at tipping the velvet as a love story it actually is as well as self discovery that many gay bi and straight people go through and comments on this occur and repeat all the time br br if you ve not seen it yet either repeated on tv or on dvd get it you ll be in for a treat and even the production and filming of it is perfect just try to hide your blushes in parts like i said bawdy is the order of the day and beware a phallus or two br br enjoy ,1
if you were ever sad for not being able to get a movie on dvd it was probably delirious you were looking for how often do you laugh when watching stand up comedy routines i was too young to see richard pryor during his greatest time and when i was old enough to see eddie murphy s delirious and raw not as funny i never knew where eddie got a big part of his inspiration now that i m older and have seen both pryor and many of the comedians after murphy i realize two things everybody steals from eddie while eddie lovingly borrowed from richard that s the huge difference eddie was original funny provocative thoughtful – and more he was something never before seen he was all we ever needed these days eddie murphy is boring and old – but once upon a time he was the king and delirious was the greatest castle ever built truly one of the funniest routines of all time ,1
i have seen a lot of movies in fact i love b horror movies they are one of my favorite genres however this garbage i refuse to acknowledge that this was given the honor of film was the worst piece of crap i have ever had the torture of watching i actually signed up on imdb purely for the fact that i needed a way to at least voice how awful this garbage was i have watched films they at least deserve the honor done in basements by high school students that were better written and directed i have nothing but pity for the poor actors in this garbage because they were just trying to earn a pay check they will now and forever have this stain on their records like a virgin who was raped and given herpes if writer director john shiban has any dignity left at all after obviously fellating countless people to get this made he should never allow himself near a camera again and try applying his so called gifts to something more suited for him like mopping the floor of a peep show ,0
i think it s incredibly hard to write any kind of full scale review to giorgino merely because it s one of those viewer dependent complex poetical and philosophical movies that are brain wearing if while watching them you re trying to enjoy their shell and get to their core simultaneously yet there are several things which are certain and beyond any doubt for any man of art which i hope i am the first thing it s a certain masterpiece even of that kind of art which remains through a long long time the second it s one of those rare dark movies in which darkness is poetic even romantic attractive and much more sad than depressing like the art of pieter brueghel or caspar david friedrich as to the core of the movie someone called it kafkian though i don t agree with that because actually it s far beyond kafka s misanthropic logic and much more like edgar poe s parables dark and scary but through that touching the most gentle strings of our souls actually on the poetic side which is much more important than the narrative giorgino is a tale about eternal peace and love which can be achieved only through eternal childhood of soul those who have such souls are usually branded as crazy by our society but from another point of view they all have the virtue all the others lost when become grown the virtue of god s love indeed giorgino is a very christian movie be like children mt is it s real hidden tag line though the movie never deals with any kind of moral and concentrates only on the christian philosophy for dare to suppose true god is beyond any human moral yet i think that boutonnat is too harsh portraying grown people as a sort of demons trying to steal childhood from rare survived souls but it s his point of view and he has a right to think so while watching giorgino don t try to look for some hidden symbols though there are some better look for thoughts expressed through characters and their behavior and do learn from them also i cannot mention that the movie looks astonishingly through excellent photography especially through rational use of color filters incredibly apposite editing wonderful acting of all the cast and of course due to the atmospheric beauty of winter mountains that reminded me of the brueghel s hunters in the snow also interestingly enough the scene with death in the form of an old woman with sunken black ringed eyes riding a cart instantly reminded me of pesta plague from the series of drawings by the norwegian painter theodor kittelsen depicting how a black plague is sweeping out the population of a small town in the mountain valley is it a coincidence ,1
saw this on french tv today and was most disappointed the film starts off reasonably well but nothing is elucidated and at the end we are no farther forward than in the beginning as to seeing the husband for the murder of his wife this is just not plausible you need tangible proof to convict someone and a minimum of evidence in this case there is none at all so it just is not plausible remember the old adage innocent until proved guilty the fact that a woman has disappeared without trace is no proof that her husband killed her so i really don t know what kind of point this film was trying to make the outcome is totally illogical and incomprehensible no incriminating evidence is revealed to the spectator so quite frankly viewing it is a complete waste of time after all a film must be entertaining this is completely untrue in the case of this one and i suggest it be irrevocably consigned to the dustbin where it belongs ,0
i ve liked milos forman s movies since i saw one flew over the cuckoo s nest and amadeus two big masterpieces but when i saw hair i kept wondering if this was the same milos forman this movie is boring and uninteresting to say the least ok the music is pretty good but on screen it only seems like a bunch of drugged people dancing around wait a minute that s what it really is in fact the only interesting part and the only part where milos talent shows up are the last minutes or so spoiler since when berger takes claude s place as a soldier set to the vietnam war that minutes are moving and well directed but it s a shame that we have to endure so much awful material before that br br well maybe this is one of those movies you need to be on the subject to enjoy the subject being marijuana acid and other drugs the film glorifies i m not so ,0
a truly muddled incomprehensible mess most things in the film look more or less like but then there are futuristic things just thrown in like the policeman s ray gun and that car the director seemed to be in love with colored lights the only really notable performance was the girl who played valerie but since there was no cast listing i don t know which actress that was this one is worth missing grade f,0
romantic comedy is not the correct way to describe how to lose friends alienate people the underlying romance in the plot is for the most part displaced by a far more interesting rags to riches tale although the central line of the story is somewhat rushed passed in several screen shots it does have a sense of getting the nitty gritty out of the way focusing on those key relationships which make office politics and using those almost irrelevant scenes used purely for comic effect yet it works so well especially with pegg in the front seat the film is ultimately very clever playing well on the trans atlantic relationship pegg shares with his co stars and merging the cross between the high and low life society quite well and quite refreshingly in a storyline that despite predictability is somewhat of a unique journey the different characters in the film are presented well and casting is definitely a plus point on the film both the trading places relationship between pegg and huston and the love hate relationship between pegg and dunst do work so well in a story that is for want of a better word charming even fox whose main asset is of course sex appeal shocks with what turns out to be quite a dark character and acts that bimbo role all to well its one of these films where every little detail does pay tribute to a great piece of work from transsexual strippers to an amazing soundtrack it all meshes nicely into what can only be described as clever comedy ,1
put quite simply this film is terrifying br br it starts off simply looking like a study of a rebellious young girl and goes on to become a beautifully crafted horror film br br don t expect gore or zombies this is psychological and just as he would also do in candyman bernard rose manages to convey the horror that is not being believed br br each time you watch this film you realise more about what s happening and about how the two worlds in this film interconnect br br drawings have never been scarier ,1
my house mate and i foolishly purchased the video of the roller blade seven from our local second hand video shop in the hope of finding a bad film to laugh at this film isn t even laughable it s pathetically poor worse even than jack frost and that s saying something the script acting production stunts sound sets everything is absolutely terrible in some parts the actors haven t even learned their lines and are blatantly ad libbing or in one case actually having the lines read to them off set and simply repeating them set in the post apocalyptic wheel zone the film obviously consists of about minutes of film many parts of which are edited badly or repeated ad nauseum from various different camera angles to make the film longer this gets tedious very quickly the plot makes no sense whatsoever it is apparently an amalgam of two books written by scott shaw there aren t even seven of them most of them aren t on blades they re wearing roller boots and it seems to me that mostly the film has been completely sold on the fact that there s about minutes of female semi nudity in it the writer and star scott shaw obviously fancies himself somewhat of a samurai and throughout the film performs some very poor stunts and made up sword fighting moves that look massively amateurish despite all this his website states that the film should never be compared to a traditional film because it really pushes the boundaries of modern film making my house mate and i were left speechless by the whole ordeal and despite my frequent attempts to burn the videotape she has decided it may be some kind of ring esquire video curse that needs to be passed on if you see the video in stores take it from me leave well alone ,0
two sorcerers battle in the fourth dimension one brian thompson as a kabal trying to destroy the earth the other jeffrey combs as a anton mordrid trying to save it doctor mordrid is an enjoyable fantasy fare which offers plenty of cheese the plot is pretty silly and the gore is completely absent but the film is very short and entertaining so if you have enough time to kill give this one a look my rating out of ,1
i saw the movie in the theater at its release then watched the vhs tape over the years and while strolling through target saw this dvd bundled with pushing tin for the exorbitant sum of br br there is something about this comedy that has really clicked with me how kelsey grammar with a tattoo on his thing is an unorthodox commander who inherits a rusty diesel sub and a crew of screwballs and misfits he s up against the navy s best a los angeles class nuclear attack sub and his old captain wm macy br br bruce dern plays the bad guy rip torn the admiral running the exercise if you don t laugh hysterically during the run silent segment with the cook well you have a different kind of humor from me br br towards the end the machinist says d b f with no explanation it is apparently some inside knowledge gotten from an old submariner consultant thanks to google i learned that with the advent of the nuclear subs the old salts would wear dbf pins diesel boats forever br br a navy friend said that many of the technical aspects aren t correct but who cares it is one of the funniest movies i ve seen br br i don t think it takes a clairvoyant to know who will win in this exercise ,1
from the late teens to the s stan laurel was a solo act in films during this time period laurel was definitely not among the upper echelons of talent and his humor isn t nearly as good as contemporaries such as lloyd or keaton however for second tier short comedies he did create a decent niche as far as the quality of the films go they varied wildly some such as dr pyckle and mr pryde were terrific whereas most were of average to below average in quality br br frozen hearts is an odd film like many of the films he made for hal roach and distributed by pathé during this period the costumes were absolutely first rate and the film looked very nice however despite this and having support from the likes of james finlayson one thing they forgot to include in this film was humor none of the jokes seem to work and the film looks almost like a drama not a comedy only the really silly intertitle cards betray the type film it s supposed to be br br my advice is try to see all his laurel and hardy films and then see the solo films in addition to dr pyckle try seeing the soilers and mud and sand two of his more tolerable solo shorts ,0
this is an excellent movie phoolan had no role model s to base her actions on yet was able to bring about very necessary change to a land that was living in darkness when it comes to female treatment i like the fact that it was a real story rather than made up it added to the horror of the story the triumph ,1
i ve read a lot of reviews on the imdb well all five of the ones that have been written at the time that i m writing this and i m surprised at the amount of praise heaped upon the brideless groom which is undoubtedly one of the lesser comedies performed by the stooges i prefer the older ones where it was larry curly and moe although shemp gets credit for most of the funny scenes in sing a song of six pants another stooges short which is only moderately amusing but far superior to brideless groom indeed there is a single slightly amusing scene in the film the don t hit a lady scene which is barely amusing at all and is minutes into the film not very promising in a minute comedy br br shemp is a voice trainer whose uncle has passed away and left him an inheritance of provided he get married within hours which is short enough notice as it is but by the time shemp learns about it he has only hours left this is a premise that had been done and redone before but was not i don t think a massive cliché at the time this film was made as it is now there are a series of gags throughout the film none of which are even close to the level of comedy for which the three stooges are so widely known it seems that the stooges have run into the same troubles that plagued so many of shirley temple s films – there is too little reliance on content and too much reliance just on the fact that they re there br br the standard characteristics of the stooges are here moe is the mean one whose meanness is certainly not used sparingly in this film and the slapstick sound effects although with more exceptions than usual are fairly amusing but are plugged into their standard slots in this film the line hold hands you lovebirds is immortal the rest of the film is not br br there is much talk among the other people who have reviewed this movie for this site about this being one of the best of the stooges shorts that you won t find one weak moment about how this is their best since the early s shorts it s just not true i can certainly understand a level of automatic respect for milestone classics and for the giants of early comedy which the three stooges certainly are but that respect is damaged when poorer films are praised more than they should be the brideless groom deserves some respect because it is a stooges film but for exactly the same reason it should have been better the three stooges were just better than this ,0
wave after wave of directionless nausea this film wants and at first promises to be quirky and original but is in fact obvious solipsistic and mired in cliché driven dialogue which builds to a crecendo of awfulness and cheese by the end throughout the film we meet supposedly off the wall characters who are actually very dull and just don t quite work and who clunk through the horrific screenplay like men in armour suits driving jeeps through mansion houses and spouting preppy existential obviousness accompanied by the whinings of coldplay the film has occasional funny episodes often no funnier than a dog playing with its genitals which happened twice an index of the slapstick rudimentary humour of the film in general but by the end the film falls into an infinite abyss of complete detritus and the director s egocentric ramblings which made me want to gouge my eyes out watch this film at your peril ,0
in the previews the year old virgin boasts the image of another immature sex romp about a ish lonely guy who suddenly feels the urge to do the deed simply because he hasn t too many past bad experiences have dampened his enthusiasm to the point that he avoids women completely and then the unexpected happens he falls in love what s more there s a movie out about it and it s called the year old virgin br br the virgin of the title is andy stitzer steve carell who is indeed works as an employee at an electronics store and collects vintage action figures which are displayed all throughout his nice bachelor pad for all to see he has a lovely home theater system and watches survivor with his two kind elderly neighbors he s a pretty picturesque definition of the lonely guy who needs to go out more and talk to more women br br now here s the real novelty with this picture it does the impossible task of actually dealing with its subject matter in a cute mature fashion this is a movie that could very easily have turned out a lot differently in the hands of a more transparent team of filmmakers it could have descended into endless sex gags and jokes but thankfully this picture never stoops that low sure there are sex jokes here and there and even a few prods are aimed at the gay community which are in no way meant to be taken as gay bashing as two of the characters exchange insults towards each other while playing a video game mortal kombat deception no less the ultimate testosterone driven fightfest for guys br br as someone who is rapidly approaching collects mcfarlane toys action figures and has himself never done the deed i found this film amusing and touching in a way that a similar themed movie could never have been i was able to relate to the character of andy stitzer more than anyone in the theater because i was the only teenager present at this showing everyone else looked like they were all past a bit arrogant i know but would you you is italicized still be able to relate if you were the only teen present at an afternoon screening of the year old virgin br br of course andy has never had sex and wakes up everyday with morning rise don t ask and he s pressured by his buddies to try outlandish methods of gaining the attention of the opposite sex when it s first discovered andy is a virgin at his three buddies and fellow electronics store coworkers david paul rudd jay romany malco and cal seth rogen all at first assume he s gay because he s never been with a woman which couldn t be any further from the truth the truth is andy loves women but past traumatic experiences revealed hilariously one after the other in a flashback sequence have put him on the sidelines for good br br david jay and cal each embark on a mission to get andy laid so help them all but you know that such escapades will only end in disaster as proved by one date with nicky leslie mann who puts andy through the worst drunk driving experience i think anyone would not want to go through and he has a rather creepy encounter with beth elizabeth banks the pretty girl who works in the bookstore and is eventually revealed to be a total sex fiend br br things brighten up for andy when he meets trish catherine keener the friendly woman who works at a store across the street that sells stuff on ebay for people hmmm and with that nice looking collection of action figures you can go figure that in the end a large financial payoff awaits him that is if he can ever do the deed br br at last this is the sex romp we ve been waiting for it deals with a very real issue a lot of lonely guys probably go through not that anything is wrong with being a virgin but let s look at the big picture how many of us lonely guys want to be a lonely guy forever the important thing we re taught in this picture is that lonely guy must be himself i don t think he needs to go through body waxing like andy does which is side splitting to be honest and according to this website and various other news articles was in fact real and so was the blood on carell s shirt afterward br br the year old virgin was directed by judd apatow and co written by himself and carell which originated as a skit that starred carell carell is sweet and human as his character is not some layabout who approaches this thing with his eyes shut this is probably one of the most intelligent romps i ve ever seen and is not offensive a whole lot because its characters are treated with dignity and respect even carell s buddies who pass off bad advice to cover up their own relationship insecurities can be related to on a fundamental level br br the way the year old virgin plays out is indeed funny in the end but i ll leave that up to you the viewer to observe surely if anyone can go through the things andy does and still have the strength to attract a woman as sexy as catherine keener then it s true it is never too late br br ,1
one of the best movies out there yeah maybe the cinematography wasn t the greatest but an excellent plot and concept great for the time and brilliant and creative ideas something different from the usual movies and great fun one of my favorites and would recommend to anyone who likes creative and imaginative movies post world war and fighting in gigantic robots the actors gave a great performance and made it all worth while the sets are not amazing but simple and worked for the overall look of the film this movie is very hard to find on dvd but also on vhs check it out cause i have loved it since it came out not a mainstream flick and not like anything you ve ever seen take a look and think like a child it s a great view and very fun ,1
i have seen over studio era sound films including lots of judy garland lena horne shirley jones and deanna durbin s own universal features plus a decent amount of live and studio recorded musical comedy and opera and i assure you no one tasked with singing in front of a camera and microphone or maybe anywhere ever has ever touched durbin s solo here mono soundtrack and crap s microphones and all the kid from canada sings this bit from il bacio like she lived and wrote it herself and then happened to show up for a retrospective in italy late in her career not like a child who learned it from her music teacher br br if you skip this extra on the dvd or skip ahead to the garland solo you are just depriving yourself since this cheap mgm teaser just happened to capture one of the greatest performances of the c ,1
we see thomas edison with a glowing smile on his face trying to electrocute a ton living being eventually he was successful and so the first animal snuff film is born cleverly disguised as an amazing achievement in technology this is scientific arrogance at it s worst folks it ranks up there with the doctor who decapitated a monkey just to prove that he could keep its severed head alive for minutes br br oh yes there s the absurd excuse that the elephant had been convicted of murder and sentenced to death and that this was a fair and humane execution to all the people who are satisfied with this sophistry please form a line on my right i m going to give you all a big collective three stooges slap across the head br br go watch the advocate a movie based on the true story murder trial of a pig in mideval france years later humans are still a bunch of morons i see br br what s next we arrest birds for stealing our blueberries arrest pricker bushes for assault and battery thomas edison i hope you have a big fat worm crawling through your eye socket right now oh wait that would be trespassing wouldn t it lol,0
this tv movie goes to show that bad films do exist the only reason i saw this was it was covered on a ktma mstk it s super bowl at the superdome in new orleans however no football is played whatsoever and we see the behind the scenes look at basically nothing with the many stars in this film it made no difference i really don t know why i watched this ,0
choose your fate the terrible tykes of the fourth form playing practical jokes that involve axes or the ummm well developed girls of the sixth form who discovered some time ago cigarettes gin sex and how easily men can be led astray the problem is that one set comes with the other they are all there at st trinian s that remarkably easy going english school for girls led by headmistress millicent fritton alastair sim as miss fritton is fond of pointing out in other schools girls are sent out quite unprepared into a merciless world but when our girls leave here it is the merciless world which has to be prepared miss fritton sounds something like a melding of julia child and eleanor roosevelt and definitely has sim s droll and deadpan comic genes br br in the belles of st trinian s a sly chaotic comedy from the team of frank launder and sidney gilliat st trinian s is as usual on the brink of financial disaster salvation may be at hand however when a rich sheik sends his daughter to join the fourth form and receive a proper english education the sheik also is a horse owner and one of his prize racers arab boy is being trained near the school for a race it s only a matter of time before the fourth form girls form a racing pool and bet heavily on arab boy with miss fritton adding to the pool what funds the school has left much of the fourth form girl s money comes from the gin they make in chemistry then bottle and lower by rope to flash harry george cole a cockney fixer for distribution it s got something i don t know quite what says miss fritton on sampling the stuff but send a few bottles up to my room br br miss fritton however has a brother clarence fritton who by some coincidence of casting also is alastair sim a bookmaker who not only has placed a bundle on another horse but who also has a daughter and he has placed the precocious arabella in the sixth form to keep him informed soon the sixth form has kidnapped arab boy the fourth form has taken the horse back flash harry has joined forces with miss fritton the sixth form girls are determined that arab boy will not leave the second floor of st trinian s clarence and his homburg wearing gang have arrived parents are driving up for parent s day and the ministry of education has arrived in the person of a very proper inspector total war breaks out at st trinian s it s hard to say which is more dangerous the african spears or the flour bombs br br alastair sim as millicent fritton turns in a tour de force performance miss fritton is a tall woman with a stately bosom fond of long gowns with embroidered lace and edwardian hats with lots of feathers she takes everything in stride even a fourth former pounding at something in chemistry class and after hearing an explosion a few minutes later the results oh dear i told bessie to be careful with that nitro glycerine she is firm in believing that st trinian s is a gay arcadia of happy girls sim was one of britain s great eccentric actors other than the sheer chaos of all the little and not so little girls doing terrible things he delivers much of the film s pleasure ,1
three russian aristocrats soak up the decadence of monte carlo despite the fact they are down to their last franc in order to support their lavish lifestyle the three use the services of a counterfeiter and use the notes at the casinos hoping to exchange the bogus currency for a jackpot andrew hughes a us envoy arrives at monaco with his wife helen and the three decide to make pals with the visitors hoping for financial assistance one of the three russians count sergius karamzin plans to go further with continuous advance towards helen while disappointing the count s maid who loves sergius eventually circumstances play their hand against the three aristocrats its obvious that von stroheim was trying to convey a message with the foolishness of american women and the improper behaviors of the aristocrats rather than tell a story and the film really can bore modern audiences like me easily by doing that even the acting which is great in later evs like greed and the wedding march is just run of the mill here the film could have used improvements on various levels rating ,0
despite its new york setting new york characters summer in the city is not an american movie it is better than that what is most unusual is the mixing of styles and genres director niami s shows a deft touch in combining comedy with tragedy pathos with drama br br the secret of niami s success appears to be a smorgasboard of great characters each could have their own film built around them and then filling them out with beautifully realized performances from one of the most wonderfully eclectic casts one would struggle to find in the same country let alone in the same movie ranging from bai ling to ornella muti robert burke to peter stormare who here reveals that he has a lot more in him than the bad guy stereotypes he plays in hollywood pictures even sandra bernhard is funny here br br an added bonus cream on the substantial cake is john cale s soundtrack ,1
i have to admit that purple rain is one of my deepest guilty pleasures purple rain not only broke boundaries it set a decade the costumes the music the behavior and the dancing to this day my friends and i still jam to the purple rain soundtrack and pretend to be prince and the revolution br br now the movie itself i just meant what i said in the title because for the most part this movie itself is made by the music the acting please don t let me judge on that since this is one of my favorite guilty pleasures because i know that it was not oscar worthy by any means but i think the duo that took this movie was morris and jarome their speech about passwords was just beyond hilarious i just want to rate this movie on the concert sequences because i felt that it was what made the movie br br prince is a musical genius and created beautiful music while the movie and acting is pretty bad this movie is still a fun one to watch at night and even dance too this movie defined the s so just have fun with it prince would want it that way just to party on down oh boy that sounded lame br br ,1
if you like films that are totally bizarre then this one is for you abdullah is one mean mother with a passion for strangling people and eating ham you should check this film out just for a laugh it is a low budget sci fi musical comedy cannibalistic classic if you get bored of the film half way through you should persevere just for the sake of seeing the aliens which are nothing more than little toy robots but in my opinion are the films highlight i m the big meat eater pass me,0
i was an extra on this film in the part shot at the airport in the first minutes or so i was one of the fleeing mostly mexican bangladeshi refugees running across the runways at ryan field in tucson at one point standing around in our turbans as we waited for another shot one of my fellow extras turned to me asked me what the move was going to be about i told him it was going to be a remake of lost horizons only as a musical there was a long pause then he replied man this movie is gonna suck pretty perceptive of him i thought i had a good time and made a bit of money but even with some interesting personal memories attached to this movie i can t sit through the whole thing br br if you ever saw the movie the swarm you can pretty much get the idea you get to see a lot of famous and talented people wasted on an an idea that on the face of it is just bad the idea seemed to be that if you throw enough money at a movie and hire enough big names then a good story and good writing aren t necessary just turn the big crank and out comes the product it s just not worth watching ,0
although this has to be the nadir of season six this schmaltzy episode isn t badly written or acted it s just that most of us looked to the x files for taut gripping horror thrillers ending without easy answers and moving toward dark but fathomable conspiracies season gave us a stream of tongue in cheek comedies that undermined the show s continuity and frankly made simpsons halloween specials look like great thriller tv br br in this episode victoria jackson of snl fame plays the long suffering girlfriend of a man who sets himself up as a rainmaker however her weatherman boss is the one who truly loves her and mulder winds up having to provide him dating advice in order to get out of town br br there s some playful fun with the chemistry between the agents and some amusing but none too sophisticated characterization of midwestern hicks it s nothing you d want to see more than once br br it s hard to figure out season x files creator chris carter seems bored by the whole syndicate conspiracy story arc and abandons responsibility to the black comedy writers ,0
i loved this movie the scenery was breathtaking the plot had some nice twists and turns and the characters were well rounded on two fronts however rob roy scored far above average first i have rarely seen a popular film in which the quality of dialogue was so high there were many verbal slashes and thrusts to accompany the brilliantly choreographed swordplay i could give numerous examples but why should i just watch the film second this movie understood a principle rarely acknowledged any more for a drama to succeed it needs not only a hero but a really believable villain if you don t have one there s not much joy in rooting for the good guys and rob roy has not one but three the earl of montrose his henchman kilairn and archie not one dimensional villains either but fully fleshed and very nasty it takes a bit more patience than braveheart there s more dialogue and the accents are a bit tough but it s a much more clever and subtle piece as i said i loved this movie ,1
 the intruder l intrus is a visual pilgrimage through a mysterious life br br grizzled michel subor plays louis trebor like jason bourne as an old man with a hidden past living simply in an isolated hut in the woods for justifiably paranoid reasons but attracting pretty young women who can be useful to him we learn more about him through dreams flashbacks and a journey that may unfold chronologically or not as well as through his brusque interactions with family lovers business associates and a striking nemesis like the limey the film resonates with parent child regrets and a suspicious past revealed through clips from an old film with the same actor as a young man here paul gégauff s adventure film le reflux br br in a complete contrast of moods we meet his son sidney grégoire colin who has to be the sexiest house husband in the world as he sweetly and seductively does household repairs and cares for a baby a toddler and every need of his working wife surely director co writer claire denis must have created him as a woman s fantasy if ever there was one and a lesson to other filmmakers on filming foreplay there s an additional extended scene where he seeks his father in the woods while carefully carrying his angelic baby in a pouch he is everything his father is not and has every relationship his father is incapable of sustaining no wonder he thinks his father is a lunatic i spent the rest of the film in dread that something bad would happen to him as the true nature of the heart of his alienated father is very gradually played out before our eyes br br the film is a puzzle but subor is ruthlessly fascinating as we watch him traverse countries and negotiate nefarious deals and the voice over narration for denis s beau travail was annoying anyway we have to figure out from skylines and incidental signage that he is traveling to geneva korea and the south pacific time passing is indicated by the seasons changing and scars being created and healing there are lots of images of water for cleansing and for distancing br br continuing her fascination with the morphing of colonialism into globalization as well as playing a bit on stereotypes of the mysterious orient and russian criminals denis has incorporated elements from robert louis stevenson paul gauguin and marlon brando s tahiti idylls and a page memoir by french philosopher jean luc nancy the last for the title and heart transplant plot used for an ironic theme of limited immortality which does have consequences br br while louis thinks he s succeeded in being above boundaries rules and morals there is some amusement in the last act as the locals don t quite know what to do with him and try to help him solve his quixotic odyssey even as he again lies in isolation br br several people in the audience left in frustration at the elliptical but strikingly beautiful story telling method the unconventional narrative does raise a lot of plot questions on details ,1
what an incomprehensible mess of a movie something about a cop who extracts bullets from himself after he gets shot and keeps them in a glass jar in his bathroom and from the size of the jar he s been shot about fifty times by now and a top secret tank guarded by five or six incompetent soldiers who for some reason drive it into mexico whether they were sent there intentionally or just got really really lost is never made clear and you ll never hear another screenplay feature the word butthorn either gary busey tries out the mel gibson role from lethal weapon and while busey is a serviceable actor the screenplay damns the whole movie to mediocrity william smith does another turn as a russian soldier the same character he played in red dawn a few years earlier after playing biker heavies for most of the s it was sort of nice to see him expand his range playing communist heavies sadly he ll probably always be remembered best as the guy who clint eastwood whupped in every which way you can ,0
just think it cost a total of to make clerks how the hell did they spend million to make this glorified music video a practically unknown cast two or three sets no special effects that i could see i know it must have been spent on that expertly crafted economical tension filled screenplay shoot that bar set must have cost a bundle anyway i guess jerry bruckheimer wouldn t be caught dead producing anything for less i m just surprised he didn t blow up anything br br anyway it wasn t an awful film i guess the female leads seemed to have some good chemistry and the soundtrack was ok imo it just seems a pity that this rather mediocre project could have been made for million without any loss to the production and more million dollar indy films of merit could have been made as well ,0
i ve seen all now i just can t believe how bad naqoyqatsi is not in comparison to the others but simply on it s own merit or lack of br br i can t understand how the average rating for this movie is over out of i gave the first movies out of they were thought provoking and beautifully done i gave this movie a rating of if a or negative number was available i would have given it that rating instead what a total waste of time it was watching this movie i thought after the first minutes that i should turn it off but then i figured that it was just a very slow starting movie i thought the same thing after minutes then hour etc then i realized that it wasn t going to get any better br br it s very tedious to watch and without any redeeming qualities don t take my word for it watch it yourself be sure to see the first two movies before this one if you see this one first i can just about guarantee that you ll never want to see the first two but they are definitely much much better than this piece of work br br the best part of the movie is when the credits role at the end that s when your penance on this earth is complete and you can foregoe minutes in purgatory for the suffering that you ve endured watching this film if god is truely merciful he ll be more generous ,0
oh my god where to begin chupacabra terror is one of the worst b horror movies ever made this crap makes demon slayer look like the exorcist special note a horror b movie needs to have at least one sex scene don t expect even a hot girl in this one with that inexcusable mistake i should begin with the complete bash br br first of all if you re going to make a horror monster movie you should spend big part of the budget in creating a cool monster outfit the monster in this movie looks like a halloween costume there is no way the chupacabras yes this is how it is spelled looks menacing in the movie it s an actor in a halloween outfit please it looks so cheap it makes me mad br br second the gore effects are the spinal cord of any direct to video monster horror movie again the producers decided not to spend for decent gore effects the blood looks damn fake please take a close look at the guy that gets chopped in two that s probably the best scene in the movie and it lasts for about ten seconds the ending is a very poor scene that won t leave you satisfied br br the acting is the last thing you should expect to have quality in these kind of movies but in this movie it s beyond terrible a cast of nobodies with no acting experience make the fool out of themselves for about minutes special mention deserves a blonde guy with curly hair that tries to convince swat members that he is sick the coughing he fakes is beyond laughable he s probably the worst actor ever in a b horror movie no kidding also captain peña delivers a terrible performance in the first ten minutes of the flick br br the true story behind the chupacabras is not even told all you get to know is that the monster sucks goat s blood why bother with this piece of crap plesae do not even watch it even if you have the chance not even if it airs on cable br br i usually support low budget horror movies because the people involved in them at least try to do something different than hollywood but that doesn t means that horror fans like me should accept this kind of garbage ,0
 war movie is a hollywood genre that has been done and redone so many times that clichéd dialogue rehashed plot and over the top action sequences seem unavoidable for any conflict dealing with large scale combat once in a while however a war movie comes along that goes against the grain and brings a truly original and compelling story to life on the silver screen the civil war era cold mountain starring jude law nicole kidman and renée zellweger is such a film br br then again calling cold mountain a war movie is not entirely accurate true enough the film opens with a quite literally quick and dirty battle sequence that puts glory director edward zwick shame however cold mountain is not so much about the civil war itself as it is about the period and the people of the times the story centers around disgruntled confederate soldier inman played by jude law who becomes disgusted with the gruesome war and homesick for the beautiful hamlet of cold mountain north carolina and the equally beautiful southern belle he left behind ada monroe played by nicole kidman at first glance this setup appears formulaic as the romantic interest back home gives the audience enough sympathy to root for the reluctant soldier s tribulations on the battlefield indeed the earlier segments of the film are relatively unimpressive and even somewhat contrived br br cold mountain soon takes a drastic turn though as the intrepid hero inman turns out to be a deserter incidentally saving the audience from the potentially confusing scenario of wanting to root for the confederates and begins a long odyssey homeward meanwhile back at the farm ada s cultured ways prove of little use in the fields soon she is transformed into something of a wilderbeast coming to ada s rescue is the course tough as nails ruby thewes played by renée zellweger who helps ada put the farm back together and perhaps more importantly cope with the loneliness and isolation the war seems to have brought upon ada br br within these two settings a vivid compelling and at times very disturbing portrait of the war torn south unfolds the characters with whom inman and ada interact are surprisingly complex enhanced by wonderful performances of brendan gleeson as ruby s deadbeat father ray winstone as an unrepentant southern lawman and natalie portman as a deeply troubled and isolated young mother all have been greatly affected and changed by the war of northern aggression mostly for the worse the dark pervading anti war message accented by an effective haunting score and chillingly beautiful shots of virginia and north carolina is communicated to the audience not so much by gruesome battle scenes as by the scarred land and traumatized people for which the war was fought though the weapons and tactics of war itself have changed much in the past century it s hellish effect on the land is timelessly relevant br br director anthony minghella manages to maintain this gloomy mood for most of the film but the atmosphere is unfortunately denigrated by a rather tepid climax that does little justice to the wonderfully formed characters the love story between inman and ada is awkwardly tacked onto the beginning and end of the film though the inherently distant abstracted and even absurd nature of their relationship in a way fits the dismal nature of the rest of the plot br br make no mistake cold mountain has neither the traits of a feel good romance nor an inspiring war drama it is a unique vision of an era that is sure not only to entertain but also to truly absorb the audience into the lives of a people torn apart by a war and entirely desperate to be rid of its terrible repercussions altogether ,1
if you re a a fan of either or both chuck norris judson mills then this is the movie to see it has a lot of adventure in it it is a great follow up to president s man the chemistry between the main three stars chuck norris judson mills jennifer tung is incredible my personal opinion this movie along with the original has turned out so well that the networks should consider turning it into a regular series if you ve seen president s man i recommend this movie for you if you ve seen president s man a line in the sand but you haven t seen president s man then let me suggest that you do you will not be disappointed with either one ,1
without kirsten miller this project needn t have been completed however with the awe inspiring beauty and talent that is miss miller i would definitely recommend it it looked as if the other actors were only playing to her strong performance wagner s dismal attempt to honor this film was a bit disappointing but his few scenes didn t detract from being entertained mostly my criticisms are with the writing and plot line the group of talent assembled did a heroic job of salvaging what should have been a disaster the charismatic miller delivery and timing were impeccable and believable she plays that fine line between assertive and bossy but never offensive she is in fact the structural engineer she claims to be i wish i had seen this on the big screen but alas i was fortunate to rent it before it was lost ,1
not having seen the film in its commercial debut we just caught with it via dvd expecting the worst hitch proved to be a pleasant experience because of the three principals in it thanks to andy tenant s direction the film has an easy pace and while predictable the comedy has some winning moments br br hitch is a sort of date coordinator for losers like albert who is not exactly what one would consider a hunk yet albert is a genuine guy who without some professional help would go unnoticed by the same women he would like to take out enter hitch to prepare him to overcome the obstacles that he can t overcome and even though albert stays overweight and never gets to master social graces he conquers us because he is a real in sharp contrast with all the phonies making the rounds in manhattan br br the basic mistake most production designers make when preparing locales for hollywood films is how out of touch with reality they are the apartments in which they situate these characters are so rare to find that only by the magic of the movies can these people live in places likes these evidently most of the movie people are dealing with fantasy since most city dwellers would kill for spaces so fabulous as the ones they show in the movies let alone these same people depicted in the film would not be able to afford them br br will smith is a charismatic actor he has a disarming way to charm without doing much the surprise of the movie though is kevin james who as the overweight albert not only win us over but he proves he can hold his own in his scenes with mr smith eva mendez is fine as the main interest of hitch in minor roles we see adam arkin amber valletta michael rappaport and phillip bosco among others br br hitch is a fun film to watch thanks to the inspired direction by andy tenant ,1
one of the most charming and for me at least the most powerful elements of anthony minghella s enthralling best picture winner the english patient is that in the mid s when hollywood was in the initial stage of having lost its nerve for grand new projects a film was created that brought back traces—very powerful traces—of the sweeping wonderful majesty that crafted movies such as lawrence of arabia and the ten commandments the english patient contains very much of what made those films so powerful it has that glorious feeling a stretched running time that hardly seems long at all and fascinating characters with pasts and stories br br the english patient based on a novel by the same name by michael ondaatje is like the godfather part ii in the sense of how it s constructed it s a blending of two stories the past and the present and it all revolves around the titular character an english patient in the post years of world war two ralph fiennes plays the english patient who has been scarred for life by a plane crash and being taken care of in an isolated church by a single nurse played marvelously by juliette binoche apart from bonding with her raspy voiced troubled patient binoche comes to learn about his past when a stranger willem dafoe arrives and the two men appear to know each other br br that s just one of the two beautifully crafted stories that shape this film the other one told in flashback is the patient s past before he was scarred and dying in a bed the story of the present mixed with the patient s past and his love affair that tragically changed his life forever br br to be blunt the english patient is a love story blended with a sweeping epic sensation and it blends magnificently what i really admired about the love story between ralph fiennes and kristin scott thomas was how passionate how obsessive how enchanting it was shown on screen usually in love stories such as minghella s later cold mountain the romantic elements seem far more lustful than obsessive to me some of the love scenes feature elements that may tend to be associated more with lust than love but still because it is so well developed and not rushed and not exploited out of proportion we can believe that there is a sure true love between these characters it reminded me a lot of vertigo in how well the filmmakers and performers convinced us that these were two actual human beings who truly fell in love with each other br br performances all around were great i was especially enthralled by the performance by juliette binoche who took home the oscar for her performance the following year i also liked willem dafoe playing the sort of cynical questionable character that he s always quintessential at playing and of course i can t leave out fiennes and scott thomas and their portrayals of two very passionate lovers br br despite my enormous enthusiasm for this epic i would be dishonest if i were to describe it as a perfect film there are two flaws that i cannot glance over number one it is a little too long and the reason for this is my second complaint there are a few unnecessary subplots i was not enchanted or particularly interested with the second love story between binoche and a bomb specialist played by naveen andrews my research has led me to assume that this plot element comes from the original book and i m sure it worked perfectly in there but in the film it just seems a little distracting and the relationship between the two characters didn t fascinate me i was far more interested by fiennes character and his relationships with his two leading actresses br br nevertheless these two flaws are easily forgivable even if they do slow things down a bit those put aside the english patient is an extraordinary achievement of film making to me it was sort of like an insane mix up between casablanca and lawrence of arabia two remarkable and better films and this effective blend proved to be well worth my time it is a real shame that anthony minghella has left us for he was a truly gifted filmmaker this is all the evidence anybody needs ,1
the john goodman program was pretty awful but this thing just plain stinks the one and only thing in this mess that made me smile was recognizing the voice of patrick starfish as frosty the story is hopeless written by somebody who has garbled memories of childhood rebelliousness but has never gained any adult sense of perspective in the intervening years paranoia rules the dark world that these characters inhabit everybody is unpleasant and for no reason the plot is predictable but the show lurches from one inexplicable unconnected scene to another in such a pointless way there is no fun in watching it the worst thing is nobody in the production crew seems to have ever seen snow ,0
i saw this movie in the middle of the night when i was flipping through the channels and there was nothing else on to watch it s one of those films where you stop to see what it is just for a moment but realize after twenty minutes or so that you just can t turn it off no matter how bad it is one of those movies that is somewhere in between being so bad it s good and so bad it s well just plain bad it s worth seeing just to experience the confusion of realizing that it s both great middle of the night fare if only for the fabulous tennis drag don t even bother asking yourself why nobody can tell that chad lowe is so obviously male because logic does not apply ,0
directed by govind nihalani this is definite cop film of indian cinema may be the first one which portrayed the stark reality of corruption in the police force politics with no holds barred how it effects on a young cop a man forced to join a career of a cop by his cop father agreed that we grew up watching lot of good cop bad cop hindi films but this is different today s generation which grown up watching dark realistic films like satya company may be consider it inferior product in comparison but look at the time of its making the film was made absolutely off beat tone in the time when people didn t pay much attention to such kind of cinema yet it becomes a most sought after cop film in class mass audience when it released for om puri its first breakthrough in mainstream hindi cinema he delivered a class performance as inspector velankar its more than cop character he internalized a lot which is something original in acting watch his scenes with his father whom he hates smita whom he loves smita patil maintained the dignity of her character to the expected level my god what a natural expressions she carried shafi inamdar was truly a discovery for me he s a brilliant character actor if given a chance here in some of the scenes he outsmarted even om the movie is also a debut of a promising villain on indian screen sadashiv amrapurkar as rama shetty it s another story that he didn t get such a meaty role almost forgotten today as one of the loud villain of dharmendra s b grade action films watch the scene where om st time becomes a rebel for his father played by amrish puri next both are sharing wine together how inner truth started revealing for both the character with confronting feelings of love hate for each other two faces of indian police force masculinity impotency and in between lies half truth ardh satya kudos to nihalani s touch the film won national awards as best hindi feature film best actor om puri filmfare awards in best film best director best supporting actor categories br br recommended to all who are interested in nostalgia of serious hindi films br br ratings ,1
the fiendish plot of dr fu manchu starring peter sellers in a spoof of the characters created by sax rohmer is an injustice to the end of sellers career the plot was very simplistic and if done the right way could have been handled nicely but instead it was poorly executed part of the reasons why this film wasn t that good was the poor dialog cheap laughs choppy directing and an awkward feeling that the film was somewhat incomplete br br the acting on the other hand was really the only thing that kept my interest during this mixed up picture i found sellers portrayal of diabolical manchu brilliantly done with the occasional lines that will be remembered for example there is the scene where fu manchu is confused which henchman is which in which he says ah you all look the same to me i hate to admit it but i laughed out loud with that line br br then of course a fistful of strong supporting characters really caught my attention with the likes of helen mirren as the backstabbing constable david tomilson as sir roger avery his last film as well not a way to end a career and sid ceasar who gives a rather whimsical performance of al capone s relative who works for the fbi these characters also kept me watching br br the sets were also nice oriental designs and english society in was depicted with elegance in this dud of a picture br br in all honesty my advice to you is to watch the film if you are a peter sellers or sid ceasar fan otherwise you re better off settling on chewing aluminum foil ,0
i m going to keep this review short and sweet br br i saw the trailer for this and thought i d give it a whirl minutes in and my initial thoughts were what the hell is this but after minutes i was hooked and after i was picking my jaw up from off the floor this film is a great example of how different a movie can be and furthermore it s french this film is high art eye candy wrapped up in a tidy futuristic film noir package the motion capture is very clever and the black and white animation style which has no grey although at first didn t do it for me totally captivated me and by the end of the film and i found myself wishing every film was made like this i think my opinion was helped by the great dubbing it would have been very easy to ruin it had they not landed so many respected actors as many voice actors give no feeling to the characters just watch any hong kong legends film in english to see a perfect example i gave it although i gave it an extra because of how fresh and new the whole thing feels ,1
i enjoyed this show for two reasons richard dean anderson amanda tapping these two performers carried the show with able support from the regulars and recurring actors the replacement of rda in seasons was enough to take the heart out of the show br br the chemistry between all the main characters is just tremendous you get the feeling that the actors like to pal around after the camera stops rolling this relationship carries over into the program we get to see br br rda gives his o neill character believable personality he never knows when to give the wiseass in him a rest you watch the others roll their eyes in dismay at some of his utterances still they know that he is the man to have around when the situation is perilous br br there is a lot going on between carter and o neill under the surface they manage to keep the lid on but often just barely the episode solitudes in season had some of the best drama ever seen on television the love between the two made the prospect of dying bearable because they faced it together br br carter and jackson often have to smooth over some of the turbulence created by o neill yet o neill s tactical instincts always seem sound he understands what to do without having to think about the matter the team has several times been placed in jeopardy by the others not listening to his orders br br the quality declined markedly in seasons and the original story arc was mostly used up and the new villains never really caught my interest ben browder was far inferior to rda in carrying the show he had his rare moments with claudia black but that was all amanda tapping was phoning in her performances these two seasons you could see her greatly changed appearance after having a baby she was probably thinking more about the child than the show br br the spin off stargate atlantis has a few moments but is mostly a weaker effort the major characters lack the chemistry of the cast of the original the villains wraiths are so improbable as to be ludicrous maybe amanda tapping can breathe some life into the program or it won t last beyond the fourth season br br there has always been a problem for me in the special effects for the show to have spaceships shaped as pyramids is a design monstrosity seldom equaled in sci fi the use of torches for illumination in these ships is just as bad the campy use of decor from ancient egypt concealing ultra modern technology is just as hard to accept br br i wondered about some of the continuity on the show too in the season opener daniel jackson is shot up and his uniform has a gaping hole where he was wounded he crawls into a sarcophagus and it heals his body and restores his uniform like it just came off the rack in the wardrobe closet the episode hathor has a sarcophagus fall into the hands of the sgc yet it is never mentioned again this device could have been used in several later episodes on daniel o neill and dr frasier ,1
so often these lifetime flicks are one dimension with over the top characterizations and performances and with contrived plot lines and climaxes which are intended to trade any semblance of reality for drama br br but most of all many of these flicks provide characters where it s difficult to feel a trace of sympathy or empathy for even the good guy good gal characters much less the bad ones br br however here the performance were all good the characters realistic and the relationships among the three leads as well as the ex husband father and the two females rang true throughout br br the mother s boyfriend was portrayed as being about halfway in age between mother and daughter and the actors were age appropriate to this in term of their actual ages none of the characters was portrayed at an extreme either all good or all bad and all rang true br br without in any way condoning his allowing the relationship with his prospective stepdaughter to advance to the level which it did you can still feel some sympathy for him without retracting blame br br neither mother nor daughter were perfect neither good nor bad but simply two individuals whose relationship seemed realistic and not contrived by the script writer br br lifetime flicks even those which begin with some semblance of normality often end with a deranged character brandishing a carving knife or such other stories seem to need to provide the everyone lived happily ever after close br br this film presented a realistic premise story and resolution from start to finish a welcomed variation to the norm of this genre ,1
if you want to see a mystery don t watch this though there are elements straight out of elmore leonard territory this comes closer to an episode of dynasty since the filmmaker focuses on character development i e long boring talks between stupid un involving characters some people can make fascinating movies without real action see exotica but not this one avoid it especially if you like the actors involved in this one ,0
this review may contain some spoilers br br the remake of the classic car chase movie gone in seconds begins well actually it is well acted and the plot moves quite well but even a big hollywood budget doesn t change the fact that the original plot was more believable for those who don t know the original plot had the thieves working as insurance inspectors who would suspect them but even with a change to nearly every aspect of h b halicki s original the remake is a very good movie until we get to the final chase scene the part of the version that made it great the one in this version is watered down only minutes and it culminates in a monster special effect that takes all believability out of the chase where the original chase was very believable the star was a stunt driver who did all his own stunt the remake falls flat in the last minutes my advice if you want to watch a classic car chase film fine the original in the bargain bin at your local rental joint and stay clear of the new remake ,0
i have watched this movie countless times and never failed to be charmed by it s homely simplicity sincerity and goodness great characterizations by all of the cast and the lovely little steam trains that play a such an important supporting role i confess i fell in love with roberta in and she still touches me today shown on tv in new zealand on christmas day the nicest present i could have had ,1
i had high expectations following my beautiful laundrette bend it like beckham and less so east is east the histories of british asians fitting into their adopted home has had many good runs on the big screen as well as a number of excellent tv and radio series goodness gracious me etc this one falls flat inspite of a good start it rapidly went down hill br br ultimately this was a horribly typical bbc effort complete with strong regional accents whacky over acting characters a those were the days soundtrack and lots of issues in an attempt to be worthy br br i found myself cringing at many points during this film the writing is predictable every possible cliche was dragged out and aired in fact i have trouble thinking of any cross cultural cross generational devices that could have been used that weren t the characters were thin and cliched the eccentric non conformist minister the well meaning but ultimately racist old woman the over weight overbearing aunt the pushy indian parents the working class neighbour the wise profound grandmother the motorbike riding thug the script was weak with every chance to shock the audience with overt racist dialogue from the two dimentional racist white characters taken and why it had to be set in the s apart from needing an excuse for a s soundtrack is a mystery possibly it make unbelievable characters slightly more believable to people born after i don t know br br even these things aside good acting could have carried this into respectable obscurity instead the usual bbc comedy suspects were wheeled out to ham it up bend it like beckham had far better comic acting and serious acting in fact than this with a virtually unknown cast br br in summary a lazy cliched script over acted in a dull predictable story give it a miss br br ,0
 jake speed is a fine movie with a wonderful message it has its flaws of course at times it s a little slow it introduces its villain too far into the story it s action is paced at the rate of a snail s heartbeat it has a z grade cast although i ve always admired the work of karen kopins who has the straight laced good looks of sandra bullock br br but with all this going against it jake speed really is inspiring thanks to a charming script by wayne crawford who plays the title role and andrew lane br br why do i find it so inspiring because it says to me hey why not try to be a good person br br the story is essentially a stranger in a strange land premise that is good and heroic jake speed is placed in the real world where bad things happen to good people jake is more than a boy scout he s more than a knight in shining armor jake speed is the patron saint of optimism in a dirty mean and evil world br br it s because of this that jake speed really needed to be a hit it has a great message that should have gotten out to hollywood and then to the rest of the world br br imagine a movie industry that really pushed itself to portray good and decent people i m not saying that we should be watching the waltons in every theater at the cineplex but that it would be nice if more movies such as jake speed would get a chance due south a tv show about a canadian mountie is a good comparison of what can be done to brighten up american entertainment br br sure jake speed has violence blood and guns but the overall message is that if you try hard enough to be a good person you ll beat the forces of evil every time ,1
rohmer returns to his historical dramas in the real story of grace elliot an englishwoman who stayed in france during the apex of the french revolution one always suspected that rohmer was a conservative but who knew he was such a red blooded reactionary if you can put aside rohmer s unabashed defense of the monarchy and that is not an easy thing to do given that for instance the french lower classes are portrayed here as hideous louts this is actually an elegant intelligent and polished movie lacking the money for a big cinematic recreation of th century france rohmer has instead the actors play against obvious painted cardboards it is a blatantly artificial conceit but it somehow works and newcomer lucy russell succeeds in making sympathetic a character that shouldn t be ,1
legend of zu br br i remember well tsui hark s original zu warriors made years earlier over one christmas on a rare week when channel in the uk showed a week of hong kong movies zu warriors was so gripping for a very young viewer and his brother and so memorable that it s been etched into the memory of the now grown up sprog br br in fact i think the original zu warriors is one of the earliest films i saw as a kid that i can clearly recall the story line and action scenes from and the memories of seeing yuen biao sammo hung and others in their classic prime br br so when i saw this remake of zu warriors there was a feeling of apprehension could it beat the dreamy childhood memories i had of the original or will it follow the road of other remakes and die a death more horrible than the baddies and their broken necks you find in those kung fu movies br br well the answer is i can t say but that was because this isn t really a remake the stories and styles are almost completely different br br the legend of zu tells of the story of king sky a lone warrior whose master dawn declares her love for him but her life is taken from her by a monster called insomnia two hundred years later insomnia returns dawn is reincarnated as enigma and insomnia has returned to destroy zu meanwhile white eyebrows and red try with the help of king sky to stop insomnia br br the plot isn t one full of twists and turns but had enough detail in it to keep me interested but i can see this film as one you either love or you hate the film is very much about the special effects with the majority of it involving several computer generated environments much like the storm riders and a man called hero but unlike the other two this film was one which didn t overdo the graphics and the whole thing was tasteful nothing appears rushed unlike hero the backgrounds were complementary to the acting and not at all overpowering the scenes br br the story also involves plenty of characters and the intermingling of so many individuals does make the film intriguing it was possibly on the verge of too many cooks but generally each character had its part in the story but some of the roles appear to be extended cameos in my opinion and i somehow am left to slightly question the necessity of this br br ekin cheng and louis koo play very central roles in the film but i couldn t say this film showed their best performances cecilia cheung appears to at least have matured in her acting but it is still quite raw kelly lin was the new revelation for me despite her very short role i have apologise and admit to ogling br br overall i have to say did enjoy this film as much as i enjoyed the original given that both movies are made by the legendary tsui hark the two films together are part of a chronicle showing how film making in hong kong has changed over two decades and one beauty of that is the fact that you can t really compare the two films at all as much as apples are apples and pears are pears br br ultimately both are thoroughly enjoyable films in their own right and i m going back to reminisce by watching the original again br br two to watch but not compare ,1
this one is just like the th movie the movie is really bad it offers nothing in the death department the one liners are bad and are something that shouldn t be in a noes movie freddy comes off as a happy child in the whole movie lisa wilcox is still the only thing that makes this one worth while the characters are extremely underdeveloped all in all better than the th one but still one the worst movies of the series my rating ,0
this film without doubt is the clearest example of the british humour the germans can t understand one liners run rampant in a film spawning one of the greatest series of films in british cinema history st trinians the story of bureaucratic incompetence amid post war trials enables frank launder to direct maximum talent from all the cast it s probably the only film in which margaret rutherford meets her match in alastair sim for forceful characterisation she still wins though joyce grenfell bless her and richard wattis both deserve mentions in dighton s masterpiece of english etiquette and stiff upper lip under pressure br br no rutherford sim grenfell fan would be without this in their collection absolutely brilliant why only mins long ,1
first nobody can understand why this movie is rated so poorly not only is this the first real horrific movie since a very long time for me who am pretty hard boiled with a decades long experience of horror starting with driving through dark rides ghost trains as a child second the main actress cheri christian has a face that lets you hope she will be the leading actress in major pictures of the future third this woman is that tremendously beautiful that i suggest the directors retire all those cameron diazes eva mendezes and how ever the names of these ephemeral bulb lights are mrs christian is not a light but a sun br br however dark remains is also of considerable metaphysical importance they idea that photographs shows creatures of the intermediary reign between reality and imagination that are not visible with one own eyes is not new but i have never seen in a movie before that those creatures are visible on the photographs only for certain people and only to certain times this means that the photo is not just an iconic picture of reality by which reality turns into a sign but becomes an alternative form of reality which can change as the real reality can being a sign the changing of the picture means that it influences the photographed objects i e the sign behaves like an object now in our usual world of perception it is common that objects change signs f ex if someone grows a bird his photograph will show him with beard not without as it did before but the opposite the changing of objects by signs would imply that the photo with beard is first and only then the beard grows on the man this is very simply expressed the case that happen with the photos taken by the main character in the prison in this movie this is new and we must be thankful for everything new in horror movies which usually just repeat and reorder effects and features that are already well known mostly since the silent time ,1
this is the kind of picture john lassiter would be making today if it weren t for advances in cgi and that s just to say that he d be forgotten too if technology hadn t made things sexy and kewl since twice has got the same wit imagination and sense of real excitement that you d find in a pixar flick only executed under the restrictions of the medium c innovative animation techniques combine with a great script and excellent voicing to produce a movie that appeals on lots of levels it should be spoken of in the same breath with spiritited away and toy story ,1
a must see i saw whipped at a press screening and it was hilarious we re talking nonstop laughs it makes something about mary seem like a meandering drama amanda peet screams star quality with her winning combination of beauty brains and serious acting ability peter cohen the director has made a cutting edge film that shows the raw inside of men s egos in the urban dating world for all of it s comedy whipped succeeds with it s intelligence which is so rare for a first time director especially with a romantic comedy he is a major talent judah domke brian van holt jonathan abrahams and zorie barber round out the cast with depth and very strong performances as the would be slick lady s men you ve got to see these guys go to work and get caught in peet s web check out the trailer on whipped com it s worth the minute download ,1
nbc should be ashamed i wouldn t allow my children to see this i definitely would tell my church to stay away this movie is proof as to why nbc has always been a rd rate network the producers actors and writers should get on their knees and beg god s forgiveness for making this work of fiction there were no pirates noah s wife didn t parade around on the deck of the ark the ark had no deck lot wasn t even born when this event took place did anyone attached to this project try reading the bible there were more than two animals of each type taken read the story in genesis how could anyone bring this to any screen small or large ,0
this movie is a clumsy mishmash of various ghost story and suspense thriller conventions none of them fully realized and all of them rather irritating the script was perfunctory the acting ditto the scary fx were mostly laughable except for one exquisite seat jumper moment that scared me even though i saw it coming a mile off now explain to me someone why you would need ghosts and black magic and arcane ritual objects and count crapula cg boogeymen and psychic investigators and family curses and irish superstitions and bowls of milk left out for the supernatural beings and possessed dollies all in the same movie with all that you would expect more than one good moment of horror but this movie is lame lame lame ,0
formula movie about the illegitimate son of a rich chilenian who stands to inherit a fortune and gets mixed up in the affairs of bad guys and falls in love with a beautiful female lawyer vargas it looks very much like a tv movie not really exciting the only reason i bothered to see it was because valentina vargas was in it no real surprises here though it is nice to see vargas great looking chilenian landscapes on display but malcolm mcdowell s part is very small and doesn t add much to the movie michael ironside plays as usual a bad guy but this is not one of his most memorable parts the chase scenes are standard fare ,0