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Copyright (c) 2026 The Contributors of dsh-plugin-compat-guard

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
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SOFTWARE.

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ADDITIONAL TERM — PRODUCTION USE PROHIBITED (Section 1 of the Joke Addendum)
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1. PRODUCTION USE PROHIBITED. You may not install, deploy, load, mount,
   autoload, sideload, sneak into a `dsh.profile.bundles` array, or otherwise
   run this Software in any environment you actually need. Includes, but is not
   limited to: a work machine, a machine with unsaved work, a machine whose owner
   is on a deadline, a live demo, a customer's laptop, and that one VM you keep
   meaning to snapshot.

2. VOLUNTARY INSTALLATION. Installation is voluntary, self-inflicted, and
   entirely your own idea. The Software did not ask to be installed; it asked
   only to be left alone in a repository.

3. NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR BROKEN PEOPLE. In the event that you install this
   anyway, ignore every warning in the README, lose a session, lose an
   afternoon, and/or "break down" (破大防), the Authors accept no
   responsibility whatsoever. We did warn you. The warning is the first line of
   the README, in bold, in two languages.

4. INTENDED USE. The Software is intended for exactly two purposes: (a) being
   read, and (b) being installed on a machine you do not care about, in front of
   someone who does not know what is about to happen. Any other use is between
   you and your conscience.

5. SEVERABILITY OF THE JOKE. If any part of this addendum is held to be
   unfunny, the remaining parts remain funny.