# heydmarket,since i wanted to experience SoM's bm experience which is boring(who doesn't hav bm access).

Welcome to **heydmarket** — a 90s-style parody black market storefront built for fun, nostalgia, and summer hackathons! Inspired by retro aesthetics, shell-based currencies, and tongue-in-cheek humor, this site delivers a playful shopping experience reminiscent of the early web era.

## Features

- **Retro 90s UI:** Comic Sans, rainbow marquees, table borders, and classic GIF-style flourishes.
- **Product Grid:** Browse a selection of parody tech products and meme items.
- **Order System:** Quantity controls, balance check, insufficient funds warnings, and fake checkout.
- **Loader Animation:** Simulates a queue with an animated loader and estimated wait time.
- **Parody Virus Popup:** "Your computer may be at risk!" — just for fun, not real malware.
- **Visitor Counter:** Shows a (fake) visitor count for that authentic 90s touch.
- **Responsive Design:** Works across devices, with grid layouts for mobile and desktop.
- **Just for Fun:** No real purchases, no real currency, no real downloads.

## Getting Started

### Prerequisites

- Modern web browser (Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Edge)
- No backend required — this is a static site!

### Installation

Clone the repository:

```bash
git clone https://github.com/aeratory678/heydmarket.git
cd heydmarket
```

Open `index.html` in your browser:

```
open index.html
```
Or double-click the file in your file explorer.

## File Overview

- `index.html` — Main storefront page, loader, parody popup, and product table.
- `black_market.css` — 90s-style CSS for the entire site.
- `products.js` — Product definitions, rendering logic, and loader animation.
- `black_market_order.js` — Handles quantity, balance, and purchase button logic.

## Customization

Feel free to add new products to `products.js`, tweak the CSS for your own flavor, or change the fake balance and visitor count for more memes.

## License

This project is open-source and parody/fair use. Use, remix, and share for fun!

## Credits

- Inspired by 90s web nostalgia, meme tech culture, and hackathon creativity.
- Product names and descriptions are jokes — not actual items for sale.
- Created for the [Hack Club Summer](https://summer.hackclub.com/) event.

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Enjoy your trip back to the 90s!