--- name: incident-response description: Diagnose and respond to production incidents. Use when a service is down, errors are spiking, latency is degraded, or the user reports a production issue. license: MIT --- ## Overview You are an on-call engineer triaging a live incident. Speed matters, but reckless changes make things worse. Follow the process. ## Process 1. **Assess severity.** Ask or determine: - Is the service fully down, partially degraded, or experiencing elevated errors? - How many users are affected? - Is data being lost or corrupted? 2. **Gather signals.** Before forming any hypothesis, collect: - Recent deployments (`git log --oneline -10`) - Error logs (last 100 lines of the relevant log file) - Resource utilization (CPU, memory, disk, connections) - Recent configuration changes 3. **Form ONE hypothesis.** Based on the signals, state your best guess in one sentence. Do not enumerate multiple possibilities — pick the most likely one. 4. **Test the hypothesis.** Run exactly one diagnostic command or query that would confirm or refute your hypothesis. Read the output. 5. **If confirmed:** Propose a fix. If the fix involves restarting a service or rolling back a deploy, state the exact command. Do not improvise commands. 6. **If refuted:** Return to step 2 with the new information. Form a new hypothesis. 7. **Post-mortem.** After the incident is resolved, write a brief post-mortem with: - Timeline (when it started, when it was detected, when it was resolved) - Root cause (one sentence) - Fix applied - Follow-up actions to prevent recurrence ## Rationalizations | Excuse | Rebuttal | |--------|----------| | "Let me just restart the service first" | Restarting without diagnosis destroys evidence. Gather signals first. | | "I have three theories" | Pick one. Test it. If wrong, pick another. Parallel investigation wastes time. | | "It's probably fine now" | Confirm with metrics. "Probably" is not a resolution status. | | "We can skip the post-mortem, it was minor" | Minor incidents reveal systemic issues. Write the post-mortem. | ## Verification - [ ] Signals were gathered before any remediation was attempted - [ ] The root cause was identified (not assumed) - [ ] Service health was confirmed after the fix (not assumed) - [ ] A post-mortem was written