openapi: 3.2.0 info: title: Social Fetch Public Reddit API version: 1.0.0 description: 'REST API for Social Fetch. Versioned routes under `/v1` accept `x-api-key` credits or x402 USDC on Base (walk-up, no key). OpenAPI: https://api.socialfetch.dev/openapi.json. x402 discovery: https://api.socialfetch.dev/.well-known/x402. MCP: https://api.socialfetch.dev/mcp (POST). Docs and agent guide: https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs and https://www.socialfetch.dev/llms.txt.' servers: - url: https://api.socialfetch.dev description: API origin tags: - name: Reddit paths: /v1/reddit/subreddits: get: tags: - Reddit summary: Get Reddit subreddit description: Get details for a Reddit community (subreddit). security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] - {} x-socialfetch-pricing: version: 1 baseCredits: 1 surcharges: [] maxCredits: 1 normalizationFailureCredits: 1 x-socialfetch-credits-pricing: 1 credit per successful request. parameters: - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 256 description: Subreddit name, optional `r/` prefix, or Reddit subreddit URL. Must match Reddit's exact casing. required: false description: Subreddit name, optional `r/` prefix, or Reddit subreddit URL. Must match Reddit's exact casing. name: subreddit in: query - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 4096 description: Optional subreddit URL for the request. required: false description: Optional subreddit URL for the request. name: url in: query responses: '200': description: Subreddit lookup result. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: data: type: object properties: lookupStatus: type: string enum: - found - not_found description: Whether the subreddit was found. subreddit: type: - object - 'null' properties: platform: type: string enum: - reddit description: Social platform for this subreddit. name: type: string description: Public subreddit name. subredditId: type: string description: Stable subreddit identifier when available. url: type: string minLength: 1 description: Canonical public subreddit URL. description: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit description text when available. rules: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit rules text when available. iconUrl: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit icon image URL when available. bannerUrl: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit banner image URL when available. advertiserCategory: type: - string - 'null' description: Advertiser category label when available. submitText: type: - string - 'null' description: Submission guidance text shown to members when available. createdAt: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit creation timestamp when available. required: - platform - name - url - description - rules - iconUrl - bannerUrl - createdAt description: Subreddit details when available. metrics: type: - object - 'null' properties: subscribers: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Subscriber count when available. weeklyActiveUsers: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Approximate weekly active users when available. weeklyContributions: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Approximate weekly contributions when available. required: - subscribers - weeklyActiveUsers - weeklyContributions description: Subreddit metrics when available. required: - lookupStatus - subreddit - metrics description: Endpoint-specific response payload. meta: type: object properties: requestId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. creditsCharged: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Credits charged for this request. version: type: string enum: - v1 description: Public API version that served the response. cached: type: boolean description: True when served from shared response cache. Credits still apply (full endpoint price); Age header may be present. required: - requestId - creditsCharged - version description: Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. required: - data - meta description: Standard success response envelope. examples: found: value: data: lookupStatus: found subreddit: platform: reddit name: AbsoluteUnits subredditId: t5_a7wuv url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/ description: 'Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.' rules: "#ABSOLUTE UNITS\n\n---\n\n Be in awe at the size of these lads\n\n---\n\n###[Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/wiki/index) \n\n---\n\n#RULES:\n\n###Posting\n\n\n####1) Post Absolute Units only.\n\n - **Only Absolute Units are allowed**. **No normal units**. \n\n [See definition here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/wiki/definition).\n\n - **Post absolute units, not actual units**\n\n Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed. \n\n\n - **No Photoshopped Units**\n\n Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.\n \n#### 2) Post public figures only\n\n- **No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders**\n\n We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. **Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known**\n\n\n#### 3) No NSFW posts\n\n- **No NSFW and NSFL content** \n\n This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes. \n\n- **Don't post pictures of private parts**\n\n Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.\n\n- **Don't post pictures of shit**\n\n No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed. \n\n#### 4) No Recent or Common reposts\n\n - Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.\n\n - Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub\n\n\n\n\n###Commenting\n\n####5) Be nice. \n\n - **There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit**.\n\n - **Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed**.\n\n - **Toxic behavior of any kind is banned**.\n\n - **Follow the site-wide rules / general [Rediquette](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette)**\n\n####6) No doxing or brigading \n\n - **No witch hunts**.\n\n - **Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles**.\n\n - **No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit**. \n\n#### 7) Shut up about pitbulls \n\n - **No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.**\n\n This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls. \n\n Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned. \n\n#### 8) Post titles must start with the string \"of \".\n\nPlease note that the word \"of\" is **case sensitive**.\n\n\n\n\n#### Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules\n - \n\n The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit. \n\n---\n\n#OUR FRIENDS:\n\n\n- **/r/Adoptableunits**\n\n\n- **/r/Chonkers**\n\n\n- **/r/PeepingPooch**\n\n\n- **/r/TinyUnits**\n\n---\n\n#HEALTH:\n\nWe are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy! \n\n- [The American Veterinary Medical Association](https://www.avma.org/public/PetCare/Pages/yourpetshealthyweight.aspx) (AVMA) says \"Even a modest reduction in weight can significantly reduce your pet’s risk of life-threatening diseases.\" \n\n- [Pet Weight Calculator](https://www.petmd.com/healthyweight)" iconUrl: https://styles.redditmedia.com/t5_a7wuv/styles/communityIcon_t3cspt08bl681.png?width=256&s=a44312a0b6611844daea17277b70bcbdc23961ae bannerUrl: https://styles.redditmedia.com/t5_a7wuv/styles/bannerBackgroundImage_6dyzaasgzdag1.png?width=4000&s=13383688b7c6aada983cf92990591f1d5c9bcc67 advertiserCategory: '' submitText: '' createdAt: '2018-01-05T10:35:24.000Z' metrics: subscribers: 2039745 weeklyActiveUsers: 2374665 weeklyContributions: 19793 meta: requestId: req_01example creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 not_found: value: data: lookupStatus: not_found subreddit: null metrics: null meta: requestId: req_01example_nf creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 '400': description: Invalid query or bad request content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - bad_request description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: bad_request message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '401': description: Missing or invalid API key content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - unauthorized description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: unauthorized message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '402': description: Insufficient credits content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - insufficient_credits description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: insufficient_credits message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '500': description: Unexpected or billing error content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - internal_error description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: internal_error message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '502': description: Lookup could not be completed from the response (unexpected or invalid data). content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - lookup_failed description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: lookup_failed message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '503': description: Service temporarily unavailable; safe to retry with backoff. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - temporarily_unavailable description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: temporarily_unavailable message: Example message. requestId: req_01example operationId: getV1RedditSubreddits x-operation-id-source: derived /v1/reddit/subreddits/{subreddit}/posts: get: tags: - Reddit summary: List Reddit subreddit posts description: List a subreddit's post feed (hot/new/top, no keyword) — use reddit.subreddit.search.list to search within it by keyword. security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] - {} x-socialfetch-pricing: version: 1 baseCredits: 1 surcharges: [] maxCredits: 1 normalizationFailureCredits: 1 x-socialfetch-credits-pricing: 1 credit per successful request. parameters: - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 256 description: Subreddit name, optional `r/` prefix, or Reddit subreddit URL. Must match Reddit's exact casing. Lists posts for this subreddit. required: true description: Subreddit name, optional `r/` prefix, or Reddit subreddit URL. Must match Reddit's exact casing. Lists posts for this subreddit. name: subreddit in: path - schema: type: string enum: - best - hot - new - top - rising description: Optional sort order for the returned posts. required: false description: Optional sort order for the returned posts. name: sort in: query - schema: type: string enum: - all - day - week - month - year description: Optional timeframe used only when `sort` is `top`. Ignored/rejected for other sorts. required: false description: Optional timeframe used only when `sort` is `top`. Ignored/rejected for other sorts. name: timeframe in: query - schema: type: string minLength: 1 description: Opaque pagination cursor from a previous response. required: false description: Opaque pagination cursor from a previous response. name: cursor in: query responses: '200': description: Subreddit posts for the requested feed. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: data: type: object properties: lookupStatus: type: string enum: - found - not_found description: Whether the subreddit resolved for this request. posts: type: array items: type: object properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable identifier for the post. fullId: type: - string - 'null' description: Full post identifier when available. subreddit: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit name for this post when available. title: type: string minLength: 1 description: Post title. text: type: - string - 'null' description: Text body of the post when available. author: type: object properties: username: type: - string - 'null' description: Post author username when available. id: type: - string - 'null' description: Stable author identifier when available. required: - username - id description: Post author. url: type: - string - 'null' description: Canonical public URL for this post when available. permalinkUrl: type: - string - 'null' description: Permalink URL for this post when available. publishedAt: type: - string - 'null' description: ISO-8601 timestamp for when the post was published. metrics: type: object properties: score: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Post score when available. upvotes: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Upvote count when available. upvoteRatio: type: - number - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Upvote ratio when available. commentCount: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Comment count when available. crosspostCount: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Crosspost count when available. subredditSubscribers: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Subreddit subscriber count when available. required: - score - upvotes - upvoteRatio - commentCount - crosspostCount - subredditSubscribers description: Post metrics. flags: type: object properties: isVideo: type: boolean description: Whether the post is a video. isPinned: type: boolean description: Whether the post is pinned. isLocked: type: boolean description: Whether the post is locked. isSpoiler: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked as a spoiler. isOver18: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked as adult content. isOriginalContent: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked as original content. required: - isVideo - isPinned - isLocked - isSpoiler - isOver18 - isOriginalContent description: Post content flags. required: - id - fullId - subreddit - title - text - author - url - permalinkUrl - publishedAt - metrics - flags description: A single post from a subreddit feed. description: Posts returned for the requested subreddit. This array may be empty when the subreddit resolves but no posts are returned. page: type: object properties: nextCursor: type: - string - 'null' description: Cursor to pass as `cursor` in the next request when `hasMore` is true; otherwise null. hasMore: type: boolean description: Whether another page of posts can be requested. required: - nextCursor - hasMore description: Pagination information for the current response. required: - lookupStatus - posts - page description: Endpoint-specific response payload. meta: type: object properties: requestId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. creditsCharged: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Credits charged for this request. version: type: string enum: - v1 description: Public API version that served the response. cached: type: boolean description: True when served from shared response cache. Credits still apply (full endpoint price); Age header may be present. required: - requestId - creditsCharged - version description: Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. required: - data - meta description: Standard success response envelope. examples: found: value: data: lookupStatus: found posts: - id: 1th2qnn fullId: t3_1th2qnn subreddit: AskReddit title: How often do truckers look into cars that are passing them ? text: '' author: username: canadianWarthog id: t2_2cqqd9z7fi url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th2qnn/how_often_do_truckers_look_into_cars_that_are/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th2qnn/how_often_do_truckers_look_into_cars_that_are/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T21:57:10.000Z' metrics: score: 3002 upvotes: 3002 upvoteRatio: 0.94 commentCount: 764 crosspostCount: 1 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: true isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thdg5s fullId: t3_1thdg5s subreddit: AskReddit title: How is it possible 21% of usa is illiterate? How do they survive? text: '' author: username: GossipBottom id: t2_1yho1wtc6t url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thdg5s/how_is_it_possible_21_of_usa_is_illiterate_how_do/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thdg5s/how_is_it_possible_21_of_usa_is_illiterate_how_do/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T05:36:55.000Z' metrics: score: 721 upvotes: 721 upvoteRatio: 0.92 commentCount: 362 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1tgsbgn fullId: t3_1tgsbgn subreddit: AskReddit title: What is something you’ve officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting? text: '' author: username: queenmellyy id: t2_1zs61562wj url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgsbgn/what_is_something_youve_officially_stopped_buying/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgsbgn/what_is_something_youve_officially_stopped_buying/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T16:45:19.000Z' metrics: score: 6360 upvotes: 6360 upvoteRatio: 0.94 commentCount: 8343 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1tgwnd8 fullId: t3_1tgwnd8 subreddit: AskReddit title: Who is a celebrity that is very attractive but seems like they have zero charisma? text: '' author: username: downtowndabble id: t2_2caeoz9xxm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgwnd8/who_is_a_celebrity_that_is_very_attractive_but/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgwnd8/who_is_a_celebrity_that_is_very_attractive_but/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T18:43:30.000Z' metrics: score: 3072 upvotes: 3072 upvoteRatio: 0.89 commentCount: 2927 crosspostCount: 1 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1th3zvo fullId: t3_1th3zvo subreddit: AskReddit title: Whats the best dating advice you can give an 18yo? text: '' author: username: NoWest240 id: t2_1iidyzjtdu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th3zvo/whats_the_best_dating_advice_you_can_give_an_18yo/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th3zvo/whats_the_best_dating_advice_you_can_give_an_18yo/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T22:41:10.000Z' metrics: score: 1136 upvotes: 1136 upvoteRatio: 0.93 commentCount: 875 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: true isOriginalContent: false - id: 1tgot2r fullId: t3_1tgot2r subreddit: AskReddit title: Which punishment (either real or fictional) sounds easy enough to endure at first, but is actually hellish to experience? text: '' author: username: dizzyd232 id: t2_snhn3oys url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgot2r/which_punishment_either_real_or_fictional_sounds/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgot2r/which_punishment_either_real_or_fictional_sounds/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T14:45:20.000Z' metrics: score: 5089 upvotes: 5089 upvoteRatio: 0.95 commentCount: 2472 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1th7xde fullId: t3_1th7xde subreddit: AskReddit title: What’s a moment where you instantly realized someone was insanely intelligent? text: '' author: username: Parqcxsm69 id: t2_na36cdxj url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th7xde/whats_a_moment_where_you_instantly_realized/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th7xde/whats_a_moment_where_you_instantly_realized/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T01:23:32.000Z' metrics: score: 609 upvotes: 609 upvoteRatio: 0.91 commentCount: 447 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thcj6j fullId: t3_1thcj6j subreddit: AskReddit title: What are the "low-key" signs that you're more attractive than you think? text: '' author: username: AfterBear6551 id: t2_2cbaib6php url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thcj6j/what_are_the_lowkey_signs_that_youre_more/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thcj6j/what_are_the_lowkey_signs_that_youre_more/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T04:51:03.000Z' metrics: score: 319 upvotes: 319 upvoteRatio: 0.86 commentCount: 252 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1th2gt3 fullId: t3_1th2gt3 subreddit: AskReddit title: What is a "corporate red flag" that employers try to pass off as a great benefit? text: '' author: username: spectrecult id: t2_1dxo28sst6 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th2gt3/what_is_a_corporate_red_flag_that_employers_try/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th2gt3/what_is_a_corporate_red_flag_that_employers_try/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T21:47:49.000Z' metrics: score: 988 upvotes: 988 upvoteRatio: 0.95 commentCount: 562 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1tgmffy fullId: t3_1tgmffy subreddit: AskReddit title: What is the worst career to be in right now and why? text: '' author: username: parmint123 id: t2_2nld9i9r url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgmffy/what_is_the_worst_career_to_be_in_right_now_and/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tgmffy/what_is_the_worst_career_to_be_in_right_now_and/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T13:19:27.000Z' metrics: score: 2564 upvotes: 2564 upvoteRatio: 0.93 commentCount: 1837 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1tha8sf fullId: t3_1tha8sf subreddit: AskReddit title: What’s the most terrifying thing that happened to you that nobody believes? text: '' author: username: Sad-Conflict6839 id: t2_2ebnq29c1e url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tha8sf/whats_the_most_terrifying_thing_that_happened_to/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tha8sf/whats_the_most_terrifying_thing_that_happened_to/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T03:03:42.000Z' metrics: score: 194 upvotes: 194 upvoteRatio: 0.96 commentCount: 364 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582088 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1tgtgjw fullId: t3_1tgtgjw subreddit: AskReddit title: What was your "I was gone for five minutes!" 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text: '' author: username: Pancake_Maker_1031 id: t2_20wq819n9w url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th5vxo/what_is_the_creepy_backstory_of_your_house_or/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th5vxo/what_is_the_creepy_backstory_of_your_house_or/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T23:57:10.000Z' metrics: score: 34 upvotes: 34 upvoteRatio: 0.89 commentCount: 55 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thcpu5 fullId: t3_1thcpu5 subreddit: AskReddit title: police officers of Reddit, what is the one call you will absolutely never forget? text: '' author: username: Salty-Tea-6950 id: t2_2cbbxbt6x2 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thcpu5/police_officers_of_reddit_what_is_the_one_call/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thcpu5/police_officers_of_reddit_what_is_the_one_call/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T05:00:16.000Z' metrics: score: 16 upvotes: 16 upvoteRatio: 0.73 commentCount: 18 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thdwmi fullId: t3_1thdwmi subreddit: AskReddit title: What’s the best first impression someone made that you still remember? text: '' author: username: Lonely-Age7678 id: t2_23sjfcewbi url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thdwmi/whats_the_best_first_impression_someone_made_that/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thdwmi/whats_the_best_first_impression_someone_made_that/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T06:00:53.000Z' metrics: score: 12 upvotes: 12 upvoteRatio: 0.99 commentCount: 13 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thawye fullId: t3_1thawye subreddit: AskReddit title: What is a tiny, insignificant thing that instantly puts you in a good mood? text: '' author: username: taheerwanware12 id: t2_2ems0gxxt5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thawye/what_is_a_tiny_insignificant_thing_that_instantly/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thawye/what_is_a_tiny_insignificant_thing_that_instantly/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T03:34:40.000Z' metrics: score: 17 upvotes: 17 upvoteRatio: 0.85 commentCount: 58 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1th8786 fullId: t3_1th8786 subreddit: AskReddit title: Whats a cheap meal you'd still probably eat even if you became rich? text: '' author: username: Easy_Towel954 id: t2_1iw6p3aayv url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th8786/whats_a_cheap_meal_youd_still_probably_eat_even/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th8786/whats_a_cheap_meal_youd_still_probably_eat_even/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T01:35:21.000Z' metrics: score: 22 upvotes: 22 upvoteRatio: 0.66 commentCount: 270 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thfb0u fullId: t3_1thfb0u subreddit: AskReddit title: What is more important, your work or health ? text: '' author: username: seraphinelux64 id: t2_2eecy95esr url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thfb0u/what_is_more_important_your_work_or_health/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thfb0u/what_is_more_important_your_work_or_health/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T07:17:03.000Z' metrics: score: 8 upvotes: 8 upvoteRatio: 0.83 commentCount: 19 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1tg7b1e fullId: t3_1tg7b1e subreddit: AskReddit title: What would shock a kid today if they were transported to 2005? text: '' author: username: IDoNotLikeTheSand id: t2_70294dig url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tg7b1e/what_would_shock_a_kid_today_if_they_were/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tg7b1e/what_would_shock_a_kid_today_if_they_were/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T00:55:50.000Z' metrics: score: 2083 upvotes: 2083 upvoteRatio: 0.95 commentCount: 1999 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1th7h6i fullId: t3_1th7h6i subreddit: AskReddit title: How are you coping with your depression? text: '' author: username: BATTlNS0N id: t2_qf03tgkb url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th7h6i/how_are_you_coping_with_your_depression/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th7h6i/how_are_you_coping_with_your_depression/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T01:04:11.000Z' metrics: score: 25 upvotes: 25 upvoteRatio: 0.9 commentCount: 143 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thevu6 fullId: t3_1thevu6 subreddit: AskReddit title: What food did you love as a kid but lwk hate now? text: '' author: username: arsenx_ id: t2_2bfed9zx2o url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thevu6/what_food_did_you_love_as_a_kid_but_lwk_hate_now/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thevu6/what_food_did_you_love_as_a_kid_but_lwk_hate_now/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T06:53:48.000Z' metrics: score: 8 upvotes: 8 upvoteRatio: 0.72 commentCount: 39 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1th5vdg fullId: t3_1th5vdg subreddit: AskReddit title: What advice took you years later to realize it was good? text: '' author: username: No-Designer5738 id: t2_2aj7z8yrdq url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th5vdg/what_advice_took_you_years_later_to_realize_it/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1th5vdg/what_advice_took_you_years_later_to_realize_it/ publishedAt: '2026-05-18T23:56:29.000Z' metrics: score: 28 upvotes: 28 upvoteRatio: 0.91 commentCount: 51 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false - id: 1thd26i fullId: t3_1thd26i subreddit: AskReddit title: What’s your least favorite month of the year? text: '' author: username: Junior_Mulberry7989 id: t2_18bhsssoq5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thd26i/whats_your_least_favorite_month_of_the_year/ permalinkUrl: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1thd26i/whats_your_least_favorite_month_of_the_year/ publishedAt: '2026-05-19T05:16:57.000Z' metrics: score: 11 upvotes: 11 upvoteRatio: 0.91 commentCount: 35 crosspostCount: 0 subredditSubscribers: 58582089 flags: isVideo: false isPinned: false isLocked: false isSpoiler: false isOver18: false isOriginalContent: false page: nextCursor: eyJhIjoidDNfMXRoZDI2aSJ9 hasMore: true meta: requestId: req_01example_p2 creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 empty: value: data: lookupStatus: found posts: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false meta: requestId: req_01example_empty creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 not_found: value: data: lookupStatus: not_found posts: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false meta: requestId: req_01example_nf creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 '400': description: Invalid subreddit, sort, timeframe, cursor, or bad request content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - bad_request description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: bad_request message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '401': description: Missing or invalid API key content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - unauthorized description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: unauthorized message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '402': description: Insufficient credits content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - insufficient_credits description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: insufficient_credits message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '500': description: Unexpected or billing error content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - internal_error description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: internal_error message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '502': description: Lookup could not be completed from the response (unexpected or invalid data). content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - lookup_failed description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: lookup_failed message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '503': description: Service temporarily unavailable; safe to retry with backoff. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - temporarily_unavailable description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: temporarily_unavailable message: Example message. requestId: req_01example operationId: getV1RedditSubredditsBySubredditPosts x-operation-id-source: derived /v1/reddit/posts: get: tags: - Reddit summary: Get Reddit post description: Get a Reddit post by URL. security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] - {} x-socialfetch-pricing: version: 1 baseCredits: 1 surcharges: [] maxCredits: 1 normalizationFailureCredits: 1 x-socialfetch-credits-pricing: 1 credit per successful request. x-socialfetch-agent-hints: disambiguation: Use this route for post details without comments. Use GET /v1/reddit/posts/comments for the comment tree. Use GET /v1/reddit/posts/transcript for video captions. parameters: - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 4096 description: Link to the Reddit post. required: true description: Link to the Reddit post. name: url in: query responses: '200': description: Reddit post. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: data: type: object properties: lookupStatus: type: string enum: - found - not_found description: Whether the post was resolved for this request. post: type: - object - 'null' properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable post identifier. fullId: type: - string - 'null' description: Full post identifier when available (for example t3_…). title: type: string description: Post title. May be an empty string. text: type: - string - 'null' description: Text body of the post when available. url: type: string minLength: 1 description: Canonical public post URL. permalink: type: - string - 'null' description: Relative permalink path when available. subreddit: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit name without a leading r/. subredditNamePrefixed: type: - string - 'null' description: Prefixed subreddit name when available. author: type: - string - 'null' description: Post author username when available. subredditSubscribers: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Subreddit subscriber count when available. score: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Post score when available. upvoteRatio: type: - number - 'null' description: Upvote ratio when available. commentCount: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Reported comment count when available. awardCount: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Award count when available. createdAt: type: - string - 'null' format: date-time description: When the post was created (ISO-8601). isVideo: type: boolean description: Whether the post is a video. archived: type: boolean description: Whether the post is archived. locked: type: boolean description: Whether the post is locked. over18: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked over-18. spoiler: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked as a spoiler. required: - id - fullId - title - text - url - permalink - subreddit - subredditNamePrefixed - author - subredditSubscribers - score - upvoteRatio - commentCount - awardCount - createdAt - isVideo - archived - locked - over18 - spoiler description: Post details when found; otherwise null. required: - lookupStatus - post description: Endpoint-specific response payload. meta: type: object properties: requestId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. creditsCharged: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Credits charged for this request. version: type: string enum: - v1 description: Public API version that served the response. cached: type: boolean description: True when served from shared response cache. Credits still apply (full endpoint price); Age header may be present. required: - requestId - creditsCharged - version description: Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. required: - data - meta description: Standard success response envelope. examples: found: value: data: lookupStatus: found post: id: 1sgke73 fullId: t3_1sgke73 title: CoinGecko 2026 Spot CEX Report text: 'In 2025 alone, the top 12 CEXs processed ~$21T in spot trading volume. As the market matures, focus is shifting toward sustainability, reserves, and listing performance. Check out 4 highlights you shouldn’t miss: https://www.coingecko.com/research/publications/spot-centralized-exchanges-report-2026?utm_campaign=2026-spot-cex-report&utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/coingecko/comments/1sgke73/coingecko_2026_spot_cex_report/ permalink: /r/coingecko/comments/1sgke73/coingecko_2026_spot_cex_report/ subreddit: coingecko subredditNamePrefixed: r/coingecko author: coingecko subredditSubscribers: null score: 1 upvoteRatio: 1 commentCount: 0 awardCount: 0 createdAt: '2026-04-09T09:05:30.000Z' isVideo: false archived: false locked: false over18: false spoiler: false meta: requestId: req_01example creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 not_found: value: data: lookupStatus: not_found post: null meta: requestId: req_01example_nf creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 '400': description: Invalid request content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - bad_request description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: bad_request message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '401': description: Missing or invalid API key content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - unauthorized description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: unauthorized message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '402': description: Insufficient credits content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - insufficient_credits description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: insufficient_credits message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '500': description: Unexpected or billing error content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - internal_error description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: internal_error message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '502': description: Lookup could not be completed from the response (unexpected or invalid data). content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - lookup_failed description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: lookup_failed message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '503': description: Service temporarily unavailable; safe to retry with backoff. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - temporarily_unavailable description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: temporarily_unavailable message: Example message. requestId: req_01example operationId: getV1RedditPosts x-operation-id-source: derived /v1/reddit/posts/comments: get: tags: - Reddit summary: List Reddit post comments description: List comments on a Reddit post by URL. security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] - {} x-socialfetch-pricing: version: 1 baseCredits: 1 surcharges: [] maxCredits: 1 normalizationFailureCredits: 1 x-socialfetch-credits-pricing: 1 credit per successful request. parameters: - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 4096 description: Link to the Reddit post. required: true description: Link to the Reddit post. name: url in: query - schema: type: string minLength: 1 description: Opaque cursor from a previous response to fetch another page of comments or replies. required: false description: Opaque cursor from a previous response to fetch another page of comments or replies. name: cursor in: query - schema: type: boolean description: When true, requests a lighter response shape when available. required: false description: When true, requests a lighter response shape when available. name: trim in: query responses: '200': description: Comment listing. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: data: type: object properties: lookupStatus: type: string enum: - found - not_found description: Whether the post was resolved for this request. post: type: - object - 'null' properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable post identifier. title: type: string description: Post title. May be an empty string. url: type: string minLength: 1 description: Canonical public post URL when available. permalink: type: - string - 'null' description: Relative permalink path when available. subreddit: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit name without a leading r/. subredditNamePrefixed: type: - string - 'null' description: Prefixed subreddit name when available. author: type: - string - 'null' description: Post author username when available. score: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Post score when available. upvoteRatio: type: - number - 'null' description: Upvote ratio when available. commentCount: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Reported comment count when available. createdAt: type: - string - 'null' format: date-time description: When the post was created (ISO-8601). over18: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked over-18. locked: type: boolean description: Whether the post is locked. stickied: type: boolean description: Whether the post is stickied. required: - id - title - url - permalink - subreddit - subredditNamePrefixed - author - score - upvoteRatio - commentCount - createdAt - over18 - locked - stickied description: Post details when available on this page. page: type: object properties: nextCursor: type: - string - 'null' description: Cursor to pass in the next request when more pages exist. hasMore: type: boolean description: Whether another page of comments or replies is available. required: - nextCursor - hasMore description: Pagination information for this response. comments: type: array items: type: object properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable identifier for the comment. url: type: - string - 'null' description: Public comment URL when available. permalink: type: - string - 'null' description: Relative permalink path when available. parentId: type: - string - 'null' description: Parent comment or post identifier when available. author: type: - string - 'null' description: Comment author username when available. text: type: string description: Comment text. renderedHtml: type: - string - 'null' description: Rendered HTML for the comment when available. score: type: - integer - 'null' description: Comment score when available. upvotes: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Upvote count when available. createdAt: type: - string - 'null' format: date-time description: When the comment was created (ISO-8601). depth: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Nesting depth of the comment in the thread. isSubmitter: type: boolean description: Whether the comment author is the post author. stickied: type: boolean description: Whether the comment is stickied. locked: type: boolean description: Whether the comment is locked. distinguished: type: - string - 'null' description: Distinguished comment label when available. replies: type: object properties: items: type: array items: type: object properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable identifier for the comment. url: type: - string - 'null' description: Public comment URL when available. permalink: type: - string - 'null' description: Relative permalink path when available. parentId: type: - string - 'null' description: Parent comment or post identifier when available. author: type: - string - 'null' description: Comment author username when available. text: type: string description: Comment text. renderedHtml: type: - string - 'null' description: Rendered HTML for the comment when available. score: type: - integer - 'null' description: Comment score when available. upvotes: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Upvote count when available. createdAt: type: - string - 'null' format: date-time description: When the comment was created (ISO-8601). depth: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Nesting depth of the comment in the thread. isSubmitter: type: boolean description: Whether the comment author is the post author. stickied: type: boolean description: Whether the comment is stickied. locked: type: boolean description: Whether the comment is locked. distinguished: type: - string - 'null' description: Distinguished comment label when available. replies: type: object properties: items: type: array items: {} description: Further nested replies beyond the documented depth. page: type: object properties: nextCursor: type: - string - 'null' description: Cursor to pass in the next request when more pages exist. hasMore: type: boolean description: Whether another page of comments or replies is available. required: - nextCursor - hasMore description: Pagination state for nested replies. required: - items - page description: Nested replies attached to this comment. required: - id - url - permalink - parentId - author - text - renderedHtml - score - upvotes - createdAt - depth - isSubmitter - stickied - locked - distinguished - replies description: Nested replies for this comment. page: type: object properties: nextCursor: type: - string - 'null' description: Cursor to pass in the next request when more pages exist. hasMore: type: boolean description: Whether another page of comments or replies is available. required: - nextCursor - hasMore description: Pagination state for nested replies. required: - items - page description: Nested replies attached to this comment. required: - id - url - permalink - parentId - author - text - renderedHtml - score - upvotes - createdAt - depth - isSubmitter - stickied - locked - distinguished - replies description: Comments returned for this page. required: - lookupStatus - post - page - comments description: Endpoint-specific response payload. meta: type: object properties: requestId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. creditsCharged: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Credits charged for this request. version: type: string enum: - v1 description: Public API version that served the response. cached: type: boolean description: True when served from shared response cache. Credits still apply (full endpoint price); Age header may be present. required: - requestId - creditsCharged - version description: Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. required: - data - meta description: Standard success response envelope. examples: found: value: data: lookupStatus: found post: id: ablzuq title: People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ subreddit: AskReddit subredditNamePrefixed: r/AskReddit author: ShoddySubstance score: 221998 upvoteRatio: 0.91 commentCount: 7901 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:06:27.000Z' over18: false locked: false stickied: false page: nextCursor: ed1jhoi,ed1f3kw,ed1qgjh,ed1e4vd,ed1benx,ed1e6rw,ed1k3ad,ed1eak1,eet1405,ed2bf3m,ef74u7f,ed1j20m,ed1mq5i,ed1khi5,ed1m0ya,ed1olpa,ed1kil6,ed1ii4u,ed1ebwf,ed1pqb2,ed1ikg8,eemwre4,ejf16yu,ed1enmh,ept7g6w,en5htox,edq39af,ed1pg5s,ed1r2sh,egdyif2,ed229d8,ed1e43h,ektwphx,eejlgxi,epi5726,ekizds1,eg6l6r4,ed1i91r,ed1dws1,ed1iixz,ed1i9ot,ed1ixsf,ei0zic1,ejuyeud,ed1dt0g,ekobrqp,ed1ik91,ed1dje4,efaiw3g,ed1x5pz,ed1lsfb,eegd26z,ed1l4gf,eq8omco,ed1d93t,ed1ielq,ed1e8bv,ed1dmn6,ee1pvnc,ed22f4h,edhi0jh,ed1q3nt,eihmpi6,ep0e7ux,en5ta39,ehacon4,ed2fqtv,ed22pkg,ejwmkok,ed1iy9d,emfn0c7,ed1objx,ed1qyz8,ed1nn2e,epzqcd4,ed1q21p,ed1e53z,efranpz,ed1qvr0,ed22gli,ed1dgey,egm2dzm,ejygb43,hgqxxcp,eeg1bod,emk3wji,ed1iajm,hgq0wpy,eq1p8om,ej7lrpc,ed1cnmm,ejaoh0u,ed1lzg3,ed1j7qq,ed1lwq1,ed1k3po,ej2bypz,ed1md7j,ed1j3vl,ed1i8e5 hasMore: true comments: - id: ed1czme url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1czme/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1czme/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: sweatybeard text: But when I finally do, it'll be the years biggest shit ^^^^^so ^^^^^far renderedHtml: '

But when I finally do, it'll be the years biggest shit so far

' score: 12201 upvotes: 12201 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:35:24.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1su6t url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1su6t/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1su6t/ parentId: t1_ed1czme author: jofwu text: 'Somewhere out there, somebody has made the biggest poop of the year. And they don''t even know it. ' renderedHtml: '

Somewhere out there, somebody has made the biggest poop of the year. And they don't even know it.

' score: 2424 upvotes: 2424 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:13:09.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ye8p url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ye8p/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ye8p/ parentId: t1_ed1su6t author: '[deleted]' text: I made my biggest poop of last year right in between Christmas and New year's- first time I could say that I filled the bowl to the waterline renderedHtml: '

I made my biggest poop of last year right in between Christmas and New year's- first time I could say that I filled the bowl to the waterline

' score: 780 upvotes: 780 createdAt: '2019-01-02T02:34:28.000Z' createdUtc: 1546396468 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed2xsuk url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed2xsuk/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed2xsuk/ parentId: t1_ed1ye8p author: minjabinja text: goals renderedHtml: '

goals

' score: 333 upvotes: 333 createdAt: '2019-01-02T15:19:39.000Z' createdUtc: 1546442379 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: eduy6f3,ejxami8,eegd7xa,ef29a32,ehq4puw,eqb5cnr,edhhwh5,ei3p2wr,ej851tk,el4yhl2,epc5qyk hasMore: true page: nextCursor: egos1bd,ef1lv5d,el1tr5b hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1lvsa,ed3fnpq,ed25l2w,ed2bzid,ed2do8g,eda7sqp,es4scjk,edjv4rx,efp5ww0,eh8q0ke,em7lhme,epkr3k2,epu6jcz,er6c3si,errghbq,ef687ye hasMore: true - id: ed1d2z7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d2z7/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d2z7/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: ButtholeLinoleum text: I've been pissing out my ass all fuckin day. renderedHtml: '

I've been pissing out my ass all fuckin day.

' score: 14264 upvotes: 14264 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:36:36.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1kaog url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kaog/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kaog/ parentId: t1_ed1d2z7 author: AtaxyQuiver text: You have had this account for 4 years and the only posts on it are fairly disturbing.... renderedHtml: '

You have had this account for 4 years and the only posts on it are fairly disturbing....

' score: 1257 upvotes: 1257 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:14:03.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1nf5s url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nf5s/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nf5s/ parentId: t1_ed1kaog author: '[deleted]' text: It has intruged me oh what the fuck renderedHtml: '

It has intruged me oh what the fuck

' score: 357 upvotes: 357 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:56:56.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387016 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1q3oe url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1q3oe/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1q3oe/ parentId: t1_ed1nf5s author: Silneit text: '''To attach my scrotum to my sister''s face, should I use staples or glue?''' renderedHtml: '

'To attach my scrotum to my sister's face, should I use staples or glue?'

' score: 469 upvotes: 469 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:34:02.000Z' createdUtc: 1546389242 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: eegnz76 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/eegnz76/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/eegnz76/ parentId: t1_ed1q3oe author: jergin_therlax text: 'Also, "What the fuck is wrong with people? Is your life truly so empty that sitting on a frozen lake in a tent is considered a good time? I just wiped my diarrhea butt with my sister''s panties." in r/Minnesota lmfao. Glad I followed my curiosity. ' renderedHtml: '

Also, "What the fuck is wrong with people? Is your life truly so empty that sitting on a frozen lake in a tent is considered a good time? I just wiped my diarrhea butt with my sister's panties." in r/Minnesota lmfao. Glad I followed my curiosity.

' score: 147 upvotes: 147 createdAt: '2019-01-19T19:22:12.000Z' createdUtc: 1547925732 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ehrrj4q,ejfgyp7 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed2jhz9,eddbbs8,edxsm5y,egy6ilp,egy6gxt hasMore: true page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: edwrt28,eo0ndgv,efej09r,ejb270z,ekoqf09,elwsp59 hasMore: true - id: ed1jlq7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jlq7/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jlq7/ parentId: t1_ed1d2z7 author: flesh0racle text: Same. Shitting through the eye of a needle. renderedHtml: '

Same. Shitting through the eye of a needle.

' score: 1488 upvotes: 1488 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:04:38.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1p3rs,ed27ysd,ed29rco,ed2a1kf,ed2fdru,edo6b7u,eewpa2x,edb5cb5,ees8vwm hasMore: true - id: ed1iwf0 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iwf0/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iwf0/ parentId: t1_ed1d2z7 author: mrsuns10 text: 'Username checks out ' renderedHtml: '

Username checks out

' score: 540 upvotes: 540 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:54:51.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed2b291,eduzuvt hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1qtm8,ed1k8jy,ed25u8z,ed2a7jk,ed1qito,ed1rruv,ed1prak,ed1r8jq,ed27jpz,ed2azfg,ed280mp,ed28f31,ed2elqi,ed1nowd,ed1om1c,es7x9vv,ed1yuqa,ed29rkq,ed2hn7r,ed2hv0y,ed2hv5e,ed2i5my,ed2k5sd,ed2kirv,ed2mzar,ed2p49f,ed2vyzd,ed47uda,ed7211m,eddhezv,eeh1z1g,ef2a2el,ehox6lm,ehrfb4d,ejetrfc,ele0tyg,em05zgz,eptur3d,eqkog7n,erdsif9,ery32uz hasMore: true - id: ed1emmi url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1emmi/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1emmi/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: abksploder text: Bold of you to assume I'm going to take a shit this year. renderedHtml: '

Bold of you to assume I'm going to take a shit this year.

' score: 34856 upvotes: 34856 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:56:33.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1erpi url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1erpi/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1erpi/ parentId: t1_ed1emmi author: ShoddySubstance text: bottling it up is not healthy! renderedHtml: '

bottling it up is not healthy!

' score: 7607 upvotes: 7607 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:58:25.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1lm2g url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lm2g/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lm2g/ parentId: t1_ed1erpi author: Joris2627 text: Bold of you to think i am botteling it up renderedHtml: '

Bold of you to think i am botteling it up

' score: 2947 upvotes: 2947 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:32:09.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385529 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1nizp url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nizp/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nizp/ parentId: t1_ed1lm2g author: Yarxing text: 'Are you keeping it in a bag? ' renderedHtml: '

Are you keeping it in a bag?

' score: 1325 upvotes: 1325 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:58:22.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387102 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1o8nq url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1o8nq/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1o8nq/ parentId: t1_ed1nizp author: NotTRYINGtobeLame text: The full term is *colostomy bag* renderedHtml: '

The full term is colostomy bag

' score: 1101 upvotes: 1101 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:07:53.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387673 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1od4p url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1od4p/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1od4p/ parentId: t1_ed1o8nq author: ThatTechnician text: 'I''m definitely holding this full term. ' renderedHtml: '

I'm definitely holding this full term.

' score: 285 upvotes: 285 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:09:36.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387776 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed2air6 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1qmkq,ed1qoxs,ed1qpor,ed1riau,edtpfq5,ed1qzy6 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1polt,ed1osw8,ed1plah,ed1q5jd,ed1r8ie,ed1sq12,ed1ste6,ed1oifv,ed1pyvh,ed1q0tw,ergayx8,ed1waxv,ed2ou1i,ed31x1n hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1nj6g,ed1orev,en8zmq0 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1tnly,ed1oofm,ed23t1n,ed2ae3n,ed1om1m,ed1ovvz,ed1o6bx,ed1o87w,ed1ooa4,ed1owk7,ed1qu8u,ed241r2,ed24n97,ed25stw,ed277td,ed2i189,ed2o2no,ed2ovbv,ed2reb8,ed2va12,eqz5jg8 hasMore: true - id: ed1o9id url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1o9id/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1o9id/ parentId: t1_ed1emmi author: jld2k6 text: Fun fact, If you don't poop for long enough it will literally back up into your stomach and you will throw up shit and become septic. I knew a woman on methadone who became so constipated she stopped pooping and didn't do anything about it until she started vomiting up shit and almost died. I can't even imagine what the process of clearing 28ft (8.53m) of mostly hard dried up shit from your intestines is like after that if you survive renderedHtml: '

Fun fact, If you don't poop for long enough it will literally back up into your stomach and you will throw up shit and become septic. I knew a woman on methadone who became so constipated she stopped pooping and didn't do anything about it until she started vomiting up shit and almost died. I can't even imagine what the process of clearing 28ft (8.53m) of mostly hard dried up shit from your intestines is like after that if you survive

' score: 2566 upvotes: 2566 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:08:13.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1pj99 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1pj99/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1pj99/ parentId: t1_ed1o9id author: prinzklaus text: That was not a fun fact at all. renderedHtml: '

That was not a fun fact at all.

' score: 3852 upvotes: 3852 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:26:07.000Z' createdUtc: 1546388767 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1pzqm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1pzqm/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1pzqm/ parentId: t1_ed1pj99 author: bradlees text: "UNSUBSCRIBE \n\nUNSUBSCRIBE " renderedHtml: '

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' score: 1890 upvotes: 1890 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:32:33.000Z' createdUtc: 1546389153 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1sap6 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sap6/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sap6/ parentId: t1_ed1pzqm author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 757 upvotes: 757 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:05:24.000Z' createdUtc: 1546391124 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1sy6m url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sy6m/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sy6m/ parentId: t1_ed1sap6 author: booger_sculptor text: 'Poo Trivia: do the farts push the shit out, or does the shit push the farts out?' renderedHtml: '

Poo Trivia: do the farts push the shit out, or does the shit push the farts out?

' score: 337 upvotes: 337 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:14:45.000Z' createdUtc: 1546391685 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1t4jm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1t4jm/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1t4jm/ parentId: t1_ed1sy6m author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 272 upvotes: 272 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:17:20.000Z' createdUtc: 1546391840 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1tvvc url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1tvvc/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1tvvc/ parentId: t1_ed1t4jm author: '[deleted]' text: 'This username KNOWS. ' renderedHtml: '

This username KNOWS.

' score: 85 upvotes: 85 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:28:17.000Z' createdUtc: 1546392497 depth: 7 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1uef1 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1uef1/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1uef1/ parentId: t1_ed1tvvc author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 67 upvotes: 67 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:35:50.000Z' createdUtc: 1546392950 depth: 8 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ef2557t,ef3lkap,edqcb39,edv20iq hasMore: true page: nextCursor: emphkse hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1tjtd,edu82zx hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed3pmjc,ed2pfro,ef2bubp,ed2jrxs,ed1vncu,eit4ltc,ed2kwcg,ef2b0z4 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1smho,ehe4wb6 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1xt6j,ed1xac3,ed1qi8j hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1snx5,ed1ql04,ed1sc2l,ed1sr56,ed25wyh,eiv6x5z,ed1sb09,ed2zoon hasMore: true - id: ed1piqc url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1piqc/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1piqc/ parentId: t1_ed1o9id author: Royer26 text: I didn’t poop for a couple weeks a few months back. When I finally went to the hospital they gave me a pill to put up my butt and a jug of cherry flavoured laxative to chug. I lost 15 lbs renderedHtml: '

I didn’t poop for a couple weeks a few months back. When I finally went to the hospital they gave me a pill to put up my butt and a jug of cherry flavoured laxative to chug. I lost 15 lbs

' score: 741 upvotes: 741 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:25:55.000Z' createdUtc: 1546388755 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ri7e url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ri7e/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ri7e/ parentId: t1_ed1piqc author: Hhwwhat text: 15 lbs = 6 Courics. You still have a long way to go to beat Randy Marsh. renderedHtml: '

15 lbs = 6 Courics. You still have a long way to go to beat Randy Marsh.

' score: 534 upvotes: 534 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:54:06.000Z' createdUtc: 1546390446 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1rksh url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1rksh/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1rksh/ parentId: t1_ed1ri7e author: Royer26 text: Everyone needs goals renderedHtml: '

Everyone needs goals

' score: 57 upvotes: 57 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:55:07.000Z' createdUtc: 1546390507 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1u0co,ed24swd,ed2gakk,ed1u3j3 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1prvu,ed1rfd4,ed1w8dv,ed1rrag,ed1rq77,ed1ycrh,ed25fos,ed296ax,ed28166,ed2b5wh hasMore: true - id: ed1of6q url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1of6q/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1of6q/ parentId: t1_ed1o9id author: mrkruk text: That’s legit horrifying. renderedHtml: '

That’s legit horrifying.

' score: 286 upvotes: 286 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:10:21.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387821 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1rhhd hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1q40v,ed1pt4k,ed1q0ze,ed1pf36,ed1rpl2,ed1pkq1,ed1qw52,ed1xc7j,ed2stwt,ed1p6vm,ed1polf,ed1qb9g,ed1rd1g,ed1rz6d,ed1sq3x,ed1tljp,ed1uhfk,ed1xzf9,ed21iwb,ed2l5nv,eiwheps,ed1ouue,ed1p5kg,ed1r9a8,ed1sgws,ed2981w,ed1p4mc,ed1psoe,eryz5m0,ed1qpv9,ed1s7lz,ed1sj31,ed1sp0m,ed1t740,ed1t94u,ed1thuk,ed1tivo,ed1tjg7,ed1ts8a,ed1uy0i,ed1vmkh,ed1vyhv,ed1wwmj,ed20rmn,ed23zmm,ed24asn,ed25y3e,ed26231,ed26x9l,ed27qj8,ed299n6,ed2bga7,ed2cqwz,ed2jwyv,ed2k4f8,ed2nqkl,ed2nw6f,ed2p5pi,ed2q2b4,ed2s3gf,ed33sgk,ed3itih,edc7sov,edgqear,edtojeu,epz8vqe hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1olmq,ed1p6w6,ed1p4zm,eftzcn5,ed1omi7,ed1u80c,eg6u1i2,ed1nz7a,ed1ozqk,ed1s4ta,ed2bpp3,ed1o6xe,ed1ogxw,erde34x,ed1otg2,ed1p4cj,ed1p96i,ed1q6kp,ed1qrin,ed1qwlw,ed1qx1o,ed1rcbc,ed1rq5x,ed1s0lg,ed1s60h,ed1s7fp,ed1sgnn,ed1swiu,ed1tndh,ed1u5kj,ed1vgxy,ed1x7v6,ed1xtuf,ed1zatl,ed1zidc,ed23s7c,ed23xix,ed28505,ed2u2f6,ed3mi4w,ed73h81,ehd9d7f,ehjbskb,eiqvea8,eixkfyz,ejfhkms,eo6oeel,eo6x8nk,eoa62fu,eog50yn,eqrqzy3,eraxx4a hasMore: true - id: ed1dhh6 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dhh6/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dhh6/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: adsadsadsadsads text: We have guests and I literally can't relax. renderedHtml: '

We have guests and I literally can't relax.

' score: 19265 upvotes: 19265 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:41:49.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jt1s url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jt1s/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jt1s/ parentId: t1_ed1dhh6 author: '[deleted]' text: 'Ahhh, I see I''m not the only one with poop anxiety ' renderedHtml: '

Ahhh, I see I'm not the only one with poop anxiety

' score: 5625 upvotes: 5625 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:07:24.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1wghe url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1wghe/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1wghe/ parentId: t1_ed1jt1s author: TEFL_job_seeker text: I consider wolves to be stronger and deadlier than coyotes renderedHtml: '

I consider wolves to be stronger and deadlier than coyotes

' score: 967 upvotes: 967 createdAt: '2019-01-02T02:06:09.000Z' createdUtc: 1546394769 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed2258f url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed2258f/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed2258f/ parentId: t1_ed1wghe author: urbanflow27 text: Good to know im not the only one. I get poop anxiety as well especially at work! renderedHtml: '

Good to know im not the only one. I get poop anxiety as well especially at work!

' score: 351 upvotes: 351 createdAt: '2019-01-02T03:30:55.000Z' createdUtc: 1546399855 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed22ln2 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed22ln2/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed22ln2/ parentId: t1_ed2258f author: '[deleted]' text: Me too! And it always seems like nobody will be near the bathroom until I sit down for 'Ol Deucie...then they're having conversations 2 ft away on the other side of the door 😖 renderedHtml: '

Me too! And it always seems like nobody will be near the bathroom until I sit down for 'Ol Deucie...then they're having conversations 2 ft away on the other side of the door 😖

' score: 280 upvotes: 280 createdAt: '2019-01-02T03:38:04.000Z' createdUtc: 1546400284 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed24xp4,erav0e2,ed27s7d,eixq8mm hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed22tax,ed29ff5,ed25mo0,ed25chh,ed25v40,ed2lzbk hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed25ddu,ed24xga,ed25hb2,eeqzczq,ed23026,ed23ths,ed25yxz,ed2qkke,ed2h214,ed258ai,ed29wz4,ed2ca17,ed2f6ix,ed2ohyh,ed2uvj0 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed26s5e,ed24ob8,ed253i7,ed2gjs7,ed24ak3,ed26ae1,ed2aqem,ed2a3vx,ed2atz6,ed2v357 hasMore: true - id: ed1odlw url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1odlw/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1odlw/ parentId: t1_ed1dhh6 author: igotmyliverpierced text: While friends were here today for football, I snuck away for my own bowl game. renderedHtml: '

While friends were here today for football, I snuck away for my own bowl game.

' score: 293 upvotes: 293 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:09:46.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed25fj1,ed26auy hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1l36q,ed1z173,ed24h77,ed2459m,ed1ix6k,ed22qz5,ed27eev,ed31oys,ed22j9r,ed251xk,ed27tlm,ed2cle4,ed22mop,ed27ow9,ed4b1c3,edd0syu,ed23tbk,ed24fjc,ed255y6,ed25lum,ed277cl,ed27zq5,ed28loy,ed29uh9,ed2cms2,ed2efuq,ed2eiry,ed2n0kl,ed2obos,ed2yjb4,ed2ykuy,ed5x81a hasMore: true - id: ed1dqvy url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dqvy/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dqvy/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 11065 upvotes: 11065 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:45:09.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1j7is url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j7is/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j7is/ parentId: t1_ed1dqvy author: '[deleted]' text: Aw man what a terrible way to spend NYE! I hope you feel better soon bud! renderedHtml: '

Aw man what a terrible way to spend NYE! I hope you feel better soon bud!

' score: 4692 upvotes: 4692 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:59:09.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jebk url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jebk/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jebk/ parentId: t1_ed1j7is author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 1195 upvotes: 1195 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:01:48.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383708 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1m58u url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1m58u/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1m58u/ parentId: t1_ed1jebk author: xjeeper text: 'There''s nothing worse than when it''s coming out both ends, I''ve had actual food poisoning once and think I would rather die than deal with that again. ' renderedHtml: '

There's nothing worse than when it's coming out both ends, I've had actual food poisoning once and think I would rather die than deal with that again.

' score: 498 upvotes: 498 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:39:31.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385971 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1njye url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1njye/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1njye/ parentId: t1_ed1m58u author: '[deleted]' text: That was me last night into today. Both ends violently. Lost ten pounds thought so I'm way ahead on my new years weight loss goals! renderedHtml: '

That was me last night into today. Both ends violently. Lost ten pounds thought so I'm way ahead on my new years weight loss goals!

' score: 502 upvotes: 502 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:58:43.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387123 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1r5gs url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1r5gs/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1r5gs/ parentId: t1_ed1njye author: gr8uddini text: 'Haha. I lost 5 and was thinking the exact same thing until I saw your 10. Now I have a new 2020 resolution. ' renderedHtml: '

Haha. I lost 5 and was thinking the exact same thing until I saw your 10. Now I have a new 2020 resolution.

' score: 126 upvotes: 126 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:49:02.000Z' createdUtc: 1546390142 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed3ftb9 hasMore: true - id: ed1os57 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1os57/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1os57/ parentId: t1_ed1njye author: xjeeper text: Stay hydrated! Hope you feel better soon. renderedHtml: '

Stay hydrated! Hope you feel better soon.

' score: 145 upvotes: 145 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:15:30.000Z' createdUtc: 1546388130 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed2d0tj,ed1y3nt hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1rdsq,ed21op8,ed1xv96,ed1urjx,ed25c83,ed2ra2a,ed1vbg9,ed1wv8y,ed2bb9s hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ta48,ed1qea8,ed1oftm,ed1rel6,ed1qssv,ed1tn4u,ed261l7,ed1rjfm,ed1uuzn,ed22rxr,ed2661f,ed22z27,ed1tils,ed1zni8,ed20ydb,ed237ur,ed26t1g,ed28ikk,ed257lb,ed746zr,ed1w2zf,ed1x8i8,ed2cbgf,ed2qfoi,ed2usyr,ed2v332 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1oy4p,ed1rid8,ed1yx3n,ed1op7m,ed1pm3w,ed27k20,ed1pgc1,ed1t87f,ed1unp0,ed20zrr hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1msgf,ed1pnfi,ed1p8db,ed2h5f8,ed2h4m2 hasMore: true - id: ed1loin url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1loin/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1loin/ parentId: t1_ed1dqvy author: diff2 text: 'Where at? I was puking all day saturday..I couldn''t keep down even water and thought my skin looked a strange color so I thought I should go to the doctor..Was extremely weak too. Some anti-vomit/nausea medicine and an IV and I felt better in a few hours. I kinda wonder if I actually should have gone or if I should have toughened it out for 24 hours and hoped to get better.. I have no one to take care of me while I''m sick and I was worried of becoming "too sick" too.. -edit.. I live in socal seems to be going around the US?..Weird thing is that I hardly go out and get in contact with people. Like I can pinpoint exactly where I got it from and when.. Which was when I went out for some fast food on friday night..It was my favorite place so maybe one of the employees got sick a few days earlier and didn''t wash enough? or a customer got sick and their sick germs were all over the place.. I do know the norovirus is extremely contagious.. Was also wondering if I should call them and tell them I got the stomach flu from their place or not..' renderedHtml: '

Where at? I was puking all day saturday..I couldn't keep down even water and thought my skin looked a strange color so I thought I should go to the doctor..Was extremely weak too. Some anti-vomit/nausea medicine and an IV and I felt better in a few hours.

I kinda wonder if I actually should have gone or if I should have toughened it out for 24 hours and hoped to get better.. I have no one to take care of me while I'm sick and I was worried of becoming "too sick" too..

-edit.. I live in socal seems to be going around the US?..Weird thing is that I hardly go out and get in contact with people. Like I can pinpoint exactly where I got it from and when.. Which was when I went out for some fast food on friday night..It was my favorite place so maybe one of the employees got sick a few days earlier and didn't wash enough? or a customer got sick and their sick germs were all over the place.. I do know the norovirus is extremely contagious..

Was also wondering if I should call them and tell them I got the stomach flu from their place or not..

' score: 184 upvotes: 184 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:33:06.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ofvc url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ofvc/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ofvc/ parentId: t1_ed1loin author: melindu text: If you're already feeling better it sounds like you made the right choice by going. Don't ever underestimate the power of dehydration. I'm glad you're doing better already! Happy New Year :) renderedHtml: '

If you're already feeling better it sounds like you made the right choice by going. Don't ever underestimate the power of dehydration. I'm glad you're doing better already! Happy New Year :)

' score: 152 upvotes: 152 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:10:36.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387836 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1rzw7,ed2e9qe,ed1tbum hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1r6td,ed1q13h,ed1wst5,ed23025,ed1ptgv,ed20vts,ed21iwi,ed267ic,ed1q4go,ed1vyxr,ed4ziii,ed20xv7,ed21zl3,ed22no2,ed242ie,ed2cb9m,ed2docu,ed2f1vi,ed2hd69,ed2q0bn,ed2tufq hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1k0s1,ed1lsof,ed1m6yy,ed1nmr9,ed1p98w,ed1m289,ed1n69d,ed1kedb,ed1r4er,ed1myx4,ed1onw8,ed1pd95,ed1jzy7,ed1otz5,ed1nmx2,ed20u0p,ed1murr,ed2hgi4,ed1lew2,ed1nlkr,ed1oxpy,ed1puww,ed1k5bg,ed1oizj,ed1n033,ed2goh7,ed1r3ey,ed1lbbe,ed1q9ma,ed1pgwm,ed1oylh,ed1mcef,ed1oquv,ed1qdkf,ed25knb,ed1s158,ed23m8g,ed1sghv,ed1xoak,ed1texo,ed1us03,ed1sln2,ed279qr,ed1x7ky,ed1yehy,ed1pxfx,ed1vbmw,ed6bfh9,ed21uk4,ed1uqo5,ed1polz,ed1uli7,ed1rgyr,ed2xzmn,ed1q7uk,ed1oght,ed210t3,ed1wfvz,ed1sv8s,ed2940o,ed2rpj7,ed1qf1q,ed1phob,ed2g38d,ed28m4z,ed1sqcj,ed1rdx0,eddw635,ed1l8qf,ed27eqm,ed1o638,ed1sb32,ed2ca7s,ed1ujtn,ed1rwhi,ed1tj1k,ed203ek,ed1w0p8,ed26mag,ed1uxil,ed2dr2l,ed2hqly,ed1ry5p,ed2bs7i,ed1zv7a,ed23aac,ed1tjso,ed1ozqh,ed2xfp8,ed23jbn,ed34eau,ed252ua,ed2n529,ed2tku9,ed1src4,ed1sx75,ed1ygny,ed1mcu4,ed2un7d,ed1uwma hasMore: true - id: ed1ap8n url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ap8n/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ap8n/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: NaziGazpacho text: It's all I have renderedHtml: '

It's all I have

' score: 46489 upvotes: 46489 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:07:31.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1atyq url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1atyq/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1atyq/ parentId: t1_ed1ap8n author: ShoddySubstance text: 'it''s time to [let go](https://youtu.be/L0MK7qz13bU?t=67) **edit** reddit silver for a 2013 meme, what a time to be alive' renderedHtml: '

it's time to let go

edit reddit silver for a 2013 meme, what a time to be alive

' score: 11616 upvotes: 11616 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:09:11.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1bxue url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1bxue/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1bxue/ parentId: t1_ed1atyq author: NaziGazpacho text: Will you pay me for it? renderedHtml: '

Will you pay me for it?

' score: 2597 upvotes: 2597 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:22:42.000Z' createdUtc: 1546377762 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1cano url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cano/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cano/ parentId: t1_ed1bxue author: Ollybringmemysword text: I don't do pay per poo. renderedHtml: '

I don't do pay per poo.

' score: 2777 upvotes: 2777 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:26:58.000Z' createdUtc: 1546378018 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jyd7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jyd7/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jyd7/ parentId: t1_ed1cano author: Poem_for_your_sprog text: "I will not give. \nI will not go. \nI will not drop the bait below. \nI will not dump. \nI will not do. \nI will not force a number two. \n\nI will not press. \nI will not push. \nI will not lay my puckered tush. \nI will not pop \na squat, to wit: \nI will not shart. \nI will not shit.\n\nMy stool is cool. \nMy deuce is dear. \nIt's all that's left of yesteryear. \nYou think I will, \nbut I will not.\n\nI must not poop. \n\nIt's all I've got. " renderedHtml: '

I will not give.
I will not go.
I will not drop the bait below.
I will not dump.
I will not do.
I will not force a number two.

I will not press.
I will not push.
I will not lay my puckered tush.
I will not pop
a squat, to wit:
I will not shart.
I will not shit.

My stool is cool.
My deuce is dear.
It's all that's left of yesteryear.
You think I will,
but I will not.

I must not poop.

It's all I've got.

' score: 7184 upvotes: 7184 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:09:23.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384163 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1kj0l url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kj0l/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kj0l/ parentId: t1_ed1jyd7 author: cuzman text: 'Someone give this guy a record deal. ' renderedHtml: '

Someone give this guy a record deal.

' score: 942 upvotes: 942 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:17:13.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384633 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1lte0 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lte0/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lte0/ parentId: t1_ed1kj0l author: space-wizard text: 'Trust me, sprog is gonna get a nice book deal out of this once he/she gives up the pen name. ' renderedHtml: '

Trust me, sprog is gonna get a nice book deal out of this once he/she gives up the pen name.

' score: 360 upvotes: 360 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:34:59.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385699 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1m0zz url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1m0zz/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1m0zz/ parentId: t1_ed1lte0 author: '[deleted]' text: '[removed]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 154 upvotes: 154 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:37:53.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385873 depth: 7 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1oqos url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1oqos/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1oqos/ parentId: t1_ed1m0zz author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 90 upvotes: 90 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:14:55.000Z' createdUtc: 1546388095 depth: 8 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1q11x,ed1pwij,ed1t47a,ed1pfwt,ed1pm5o,ed1pxwv,ed1qh1c,ed1sqxk hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1qh7q,ed1mcjx,ed20v4r,ed1vrql hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1pw3j,ehtquwo,ed1thnf hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1mhxp,ed1mcxx,elnwdqi,ed1lw1j,ed1msee,ed1oes2,ed22is0,eeoate7 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1kn18,ed1ks4v,ed1l8tb,ed1kpmx,ed1mlcs,ed1kyfv,ed1o2xz,ed1k8gw,ed1kyp8,ed1l217,ed1lwxx,ed1q89i,ed1qafr,ed1vn9r,ed1k3no,ed1kqgn,ed1kty4,ed1kzzb,ed1l47j,ed1l93i,ed1ldw4,ed1lfur,ed1llpf,ed1loen,ed1lweb,ed1lxed,ed1m4kv,ed1mcig,ed1mmca,ed1mxbh,ed1ne1p,ed1qkwc,ed1sh5m,ed1xhk7,ed22663,ed2jknf,edb6y79,ed1ko5e,ed1knwb,ed1kt67,ed1lckc,ed1leka,ed1lhh9,ed1lj2k,ed1lo9v,ed1lpb4,ed1lwnv,ed1m5kr,ed1mjrl,ed1mqmk,ed1mr2i,ed1n0qc,ed1n3p6,ed1nfpc,ed1nlxl,ed223ae,ed26wjb,ed287qd,ed2tb10,ei7090q,ee3bdb6,ed1ku4r,ed1kueb,ed1l2ji,ed1l48s,ed1l5yq,ed1l6u0,ed1l7de,ed1l8jh,ed1ld1c,ed1le1v,ed1lfbb,ed1lhwv,ed1lkcl,ed1ln99,ed1lpad,ed1lpes,ed1lpyd,ed1lwbm,ed1lwzy,ed1lymq,ed1m4tp,ed1m82f,ed1mloh,ed1mr8u,ed1n625,ed1noq9,ed1o4sj,ed1p40u,ed1p6ge,ed1pm6k,ed1pz8l,ed1q7tn,ed1qwi3,ed1r163,ed1stdr,ed1sxp3,ed1tgpo,ed1uh1y,ed299cy hasMore: true - id: ed1do23 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1do23/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1do23/ parentId: t1_ed1cano author: NaziGazpacho text: Don't worry, I run on a subshitscion model renderedHtml: '

Don't worry, I run on a subshitscion model

' score: 264 upvotes: 264 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:44:08.000Z' createdUtc: 1546379048 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1dtnk url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dtnk/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dtnk/ parentId: t1_ed1do23 author: CSThr0waway123 text: Sounds like a pretty shitty deal renderedHtml: '

Sounds like a pretty shitty deal

' score: 156 upvotes: 156 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:46:09.000Z' createdUtc: 1546379169 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1dzti url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dzti/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dzti/ parentId: t1_ed1dtnk author: ShoddySubstance text: there's a shitflix deal being made right now renderedHtml: '

there's a shitflix deal being made right now

' score: 195 upvotes: 195 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:48:24.000Z' createdUtc: 1546379304 depth: 6 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1e4n5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e4n5/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e4n5/ parentId: t1_ed1dzti author: CSThr0waway123 text: This is the turd time i've heard this joke renderedHtml: '

This is the turd time i've heard this joke

' score: 111 upvotes: 111 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:50:11.000Z' createdUtc: 1546379411 depth: 7 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1io0r,ed1k85i,ed1xxzq,ed1i18e hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1kbw7,ed1im4l,ed1jssz,ed1kmq3 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1e19y hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1i1yn,ed1l0av,ed1jah2,ed1jq67 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1iu2f,ed1dsd0,ed1ko6b,eh3z14l hasMore: true - id: ed1cbyc url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cbyc/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cbyc/ parentId: t1_ed1bxue author: ShoddySubstance text: the feeling of letting it go should be worth more to you than any monetary value that I could offer renderedHtml: '

the feeling of letting it go should be worth more to you than any monetary value that I could offer

' score: 86 upvotes: 86 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:27:23.000Z' createdUtc: 1546378043 depth: 3 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1dj80 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1i5ej,ed1j4a4,ed1ok3c,ed1iyrq,ed1jn8m,ed1jvqj,ed1kpc6,ed1m13n,ed1mgna hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ij8i,ed1iedy,ed1qdae,ed1kcpc,ed1mhz6,ed1r1ok,ed1kgl3,ed1m566,ed1mchm,ed1pe5d,ed1nji5,ed1i6vy,ed1jvza,ed1kp1z,ed1l2yt,ed1l6aa,ed1lc92,ed1n0u4,ed1qeky,ed2327a,eq90mxd,ed1j13l,ed1jk20,ed1jl39,ed1jrad,ed1jzat,ed1kgk9,ed1kn8x,ed1kucy,ed1kyvd,ed1l80d,ed1meux,ed1mjag,ed1mjvg,ed1mkfd,ed1n1vx,ed1tqrv,ed1vgwv,ed1zbw6,ed1zu8z,ed20s7i,ed20vnu,ed21dvk,ed21ski,ed223tt,ed22oci,ed22zlp,ed25eqs,ed27wlx,ed2k2aq,edrr38l,eezquun,eoufjn8 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1iodi,ed1kwf6,ed1kofn,ed1zi0c,ed1k3eh,ed1ka5j,ed1kjzb,ed1izr3,hgqwfyr,ed1j8ou,ed1lp25,ed1lvu5,ed1musg,ed1ot8g,ed1vzq9,ed1xepr,ed1xwyo hasMore: true - id: ed1e9gm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e9gm/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e9gm/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: '[deleted]' text: 'Quality shitpost ' renderedHtml: '

Quality shitpost

' score: 25200 upvotes: 25200 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:51:55.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1i9rb url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i9rb/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i9rb/ parentId: t1_ed1e9gm author: Quinthyll text: I don't know, the content is really only about crap from last year. renderedHtml: '

I don't know, the content is really only about crap from last year.

' score: 4644 upvotes: 4644 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:46:13.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jp43 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jp43/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jp43/ parentId: t1_ed1i9rb author: CatchingRays text: 'Better than having the front page clogged with reposts. ' renderedHtml: '

Better than having the front page clogged with reposts.

' score: 1158 upvotes: 1158 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:05:55.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383955 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ktyw url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ktyw/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ktyw/ parentId: t1_ed1jp43 author: xenoguy1313 text: 'This too shall pass. ' renderedHtml: '

This too shall pass.

' score: 575 upvotes: 575 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:21:30.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384890 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1nzp3,ed1xbh2,ed1mg8z,ed1plpm,ed1pz4b,ed1m2n2,ed1z6ci,ed1xu8i,ed2pt89 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1kuij,ed1khqy,ed280pi,ed1m0bp,ed1ne8g,ed1ouq8,ed1pt3j,ed1tfpu hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1nfu3,ed1q3z3,ed1rk3p,ed2rw89,ed1o7fo,ed1ogmf,ed1ooqn,ed1xszl,ed2o8i7 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1lp8u,edexrk4,ed1jvdg,ed1kt1w,ed1lwpv,ed1m4a7,ed1p2hx,ed1ptv1,ed25za1,ed27ahu hasMore: true - id: ed1cm3u url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cm3u/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cm3u/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: PrinceofallRabbits text: 'I’m letting go right now as I type. ' renderedHtml: '

I’m letting go right now as I type.

' score: 26559 upvotes: 26559 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:30:46.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1crr7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1crr7/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1crr7/ parentId: t1_ed1cm3u author: ShoddySubstance text: Good, time to take that 2019 air in renderedHtml: '

Good, time to take that 2019 air in

' score: 12218 upvotes: 12218 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:32:37.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ehha url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ehha/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ehha/ parentId: t1_ed1crr7 author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 2242 upvotes: 2242 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:54:44.000Z' createdUtc: 1546379684 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1i754 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i754/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i754/ parentId: t1_ed1ehha author: MorningredTimetravel text: You don't breathe through your butt? renderedHtml: '

You don't breathe through your butt?

' score: 1409 upvotes: 1409 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:45:12.000Z' createdUtc: 1546382712 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ild4 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ild4/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ild4/ parentId: t1_ed1i754 author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 671 upvotes: 671 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:50:39.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383039 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1k762 hasMore: true - id: ed1ill4 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ill4/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ill4/ parentId: t1_ed1i754 author: ElBroet text: 'I dunno, I have the exhaling part pretty down ' renderedHtml: '

I dunno, I have the exhaling part pretty down

' score: 193 upvotes: 193 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:50:44.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383044 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1iqfl url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iqfl/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iqfl/ parentId: t1_ed1ill4 author: '[deleted]' text: 'More like a sneeze on my end. ' renderedHtml: '

More like a sneeze on my end.

' score: 129 upvotes: 129 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:52:33.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383153 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1iwkx url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iwkx/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iwkx/ parentId: t1_ed1iqfl author: ElBroet text: Here a sort of liquid cough, tuberculoshits if you will renderedHtml: '

Here a sort of liquid cough, tuberculoshits if you will

' score: 174 upvotes: 174 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:54:55.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383295 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1lcn4,ed1p245,ed2hzhk hasMore: true page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1in2t,ed1sp1i,ed1ooun,ed1lsku,ed228k4,ed1id1q,ed3pprb,ed1itjn,ed1ovjg,ed1pv74,ed1qshm,ed1s61r,ed1tm61,ed20ovg,ed262xc,ed29o67,ed2uwts hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1jbm0,ed1jpq8,ed38qhi,ed1ly6s,ed1m5i4,ed1so3l,ed2q8oz hasMore: true - id: ed1ivp5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ivp5/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ivp5/ parentId: t1_ed1crr7 author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 267 upvotes: 267 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:54:35.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383275 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1modo,ed1pxep,ed2v155,ed1p5qf hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1o5he,ed1keie,ed1klb4,ed1qw9l,ed1odpw,ed1po0h,ed1pv94,ed1uhm3 hasMore: true - id: ed1imbh url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1imbh/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1imbh/ parentId: t1_ed1cm3u author: swo30 text: Yo same renderedHtml: '

Yo same

' score: 48 upvotes: 48 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:51:00.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1umk6 hasMore: true - id: ed1iixa url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iixa/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iixa/ parentId: t1_ed1cm3u author: Maldetete text: Happy Cake & Poop Day! renderedHtml: '

Happy Cake & Poop Day!

' score: 85 upvotes: 85 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:49:44.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed2axw7 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ihg1,ed1irj8,ed1iua0,ed1lm16,ed1j68i,ed1kxhy,ed1ltu3,ed1mvax,ed1pk8u,ed2czhx,ed1iv3e,ed1j8ok,ed1jrpy,ed1m7wu,ed1myzf,ed1n3y8,ed1nqws,ed1oc6i,ed1pqm8,ed1qp74,ed1rait,ed1uo73,ed22ath,ed24you,ed2epsv,ed2oqsl,ed1ikk2,ed1iyk4,ed1jbva,ed1jder,ed1l5hh,ed1lwsg,ed1mh4n,ed1n08k,ed1nggs,ed1nnny,ed1nszp,ed1ntqx,ed1ohf0,ed1om16,ed1osnl,ed1oxvb,ed1p2jz,ed1ozo5,ed1pxfi,ed1q2xy,ed1qa01,ed1qkv3,ed1r8cr,ed1r8lv,ed1rb1x,ed1rn57,ed1sagc,ed1sd31,ed1sm3z,ed1t0h6,ed1uqxw,ed1vqqx,ed1yjoi,ed1zupz,ed242ss,ed2445x,ed26n4f,ed279dn,ed2glj5,ed2r9y5,ed2s6se,ed1jgyv,ed1jo6z,ed1jyij,ed1k4yd,ed1k70a,ed1kbuu,ed1l5bm,ed1lul4,ed1mrb6,ed1n0hf,ed1nnv9,ed1o5ih,ed1on51,ed1ovvo,ed1ozcg,ed1poca,ed1q3h7,ed1qj17,ed1qmg4,ed1r8ou,ed1rs91,ed1saxn,ed1sf3x,ed1sqk9,ed1sumv,ed1xru3,ed1z7zt,ed205xk,ed249ci,ed29dtt,ed2i9cm,ed3c588,eeoapb9 hasMore: true - id: ed1e8bh url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e8bh/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e8bh/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: ThreeSheetzToTheWind text: '"Fuck you, I won''t poo when you tell me"' renderedHtml: '

"Fuck you, I won't poo when you tell me"

' score: 28368 upvotes: 28368 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:51:31.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1k6a1 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k6a1/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k6a1/ parentId: t1_ed1e8bh author: Krazekami text: 'Rage Against The Latrine Edit: I cant believe my first gold is a shitty pun. Thanks everyone and Happy New Year!' renderedHtml: '

Rage Against The Latrine

Edit: I cant believe my first gold is a shitty pun. Thanks everyone and Happy New Year!

' score: 16542 upvotes: 16542 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:12:23.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1lft1 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lft1/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lft1/ parentId: t1_ed1k6a1 author: FreakyRik text: 'That made me fucking laugh so hard. Why is this shit so funny, fuck I am such a manchild. edit: thanks for my first gold kind stranger, Happy new year!' renderedHtml: '

That made me fucking laugh so hard. Why is this shit so funny, fuck I am such a manchild.

edit: thanks for my first gold kind stranger, Happy new year!

' score: 5052 upvotes: 5052 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:29:48.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385388 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1mack url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1mack/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1mack/ parentId: t1_ed1lft1 author: snerz text: I logged in just so could upvote it renderedHtml: '

I logged in just so could upvote it

' score: 763 upvotes: 763 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:41:29.000Z' createdUtc: 1546386089 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ngre url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ngre/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ngre/ parentId: t1_ed1mack author: Annoy_Occult_Vet text: I've been trying to logout since this morning. renderedHtml: '

I've been trying to logout since this morning.

' score: 410 upvotes: 410 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:57:32.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387052 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1nqgg url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nqgg/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nqgg/ parentId: t1_ed1ngre author: commie_heathen text: 'So you''re saying you haven''t gotten a log out this year? ' renderedHtml: '

So you're saying you haven't gotten a log out this year?

' score: 470 upvotes: 470 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:01:04.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387264 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1s8h7,ed1rw8r,ed1num1,ed1o051,ed1ttux,ed1qozb hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1nqhs,ed1tqkc,er90x5a,ed1p40n,ed23dsl,er90tsi hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1q57e,ed1w7k3,ed1qshz hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1rg8e,ed1s2av,ed1te9p,ed2mjfz,ejb2xrq,ed1paxo,ed1v5af,ed1w15d,ed1x5ir,ed24gyy,ed28tk8,ed2qpkx,eh2yj1e hasMore: true - id: ed1sqk2 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sqk2/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sqk2/ parentId: t1_ed1k6a1 author: majtommm text: Shitting in the Name Of renderedHtml: '

Shitting in the Name Of

' score: 84 upvotes: 84 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:11:42.000Z' createdUtc: 1546391502 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1n8s7,ed1nk9q,ed1njf0,ed1rs0y,ed1o6g3,ed1r3ps,ed1nkum,ed2bbso,ed1nr98,ed1o0nw,ed1oiln,ed1skm7,ed1srar,ed1szl5,ed2bia5,eoufo85,ed1nkp0,ed1nssv,ed1o4ds,ed1r34d,ed1sdrj,ed1ycoa,ed1zsqc,ed23tv5 hasMore: true - id: ed1jbzl url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jbzl/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jbzl/ parentId: t1_ed1e8bh author: 4apalehorse text: Bowels on Parade. renderedHtml: '

Bowels on Parade.

' score: 730 upvotes: 730 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:00:54.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed272tf,ed1s3za,ed1ztir,ed1zz2z,ed1klva,ed1lsgl,ed24klm hasMore: true - id: ed1izvc url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1izvc/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1izvc/ parentId: t1_ed1e8bh author: Samikotu text: '"And now you poop when they tell ya!"' renderedHtml: '

"And now you poop when they tell ya!"

' score: 1932 upvotes: 1932 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:56:11.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1j2tx url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j2tx/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j2tx/ parentId: t1_ed1izvc author: thehybridview text: THOSE WHO DIED renderedHtml: '

THOSE WHO DIED

' score: 988 upvotes: 988 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:57:21.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383441 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jfsg url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jfsg/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jfsg/ parentId: t1_ed1j2tx author: bman7653 text: THEIR GUTS ARE FRIED renderedHtml: '

THEIR GUTS ARE FRIED

' score: 1020 upvotes: 1020 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:02:22.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383742 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jpkl url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jpkl/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jpkl/ parentId: t1_ed1jfsg author: NinetyArmhole text: THEIR BELLIES FEEL BAD AND THEIR CLOTHES AIN'T WHITE! renderedHtml: '

THEIR BELLIES FEEL BAD AND THEIR CLOTHES AIN'T WHITE!

' score: 963 upvotes: 963 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:06:05.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383965 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1k1k8 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k1k8/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k1k8/ parentId: t1_ed1jpkl author: turtlevader text: THEY JUSTIFY, THE EXTRA WIPE renderedHtml: '

THEY JUSTIFY, THE EXTRA WIPE

' score: 1015 upvotes: 1015 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:10:34.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384234 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1kj1k url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kj1k/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kj1k/ parentId: t1_ed1k1k8 author: '[deleted]' text: 'THEIR BELLIES FEEL BAD AND THEIR CLOTHES AIN''T WHITE, COME ON! **HUNGH!**' renderedHtml: '

THEIR BELLIES FEEL BAD AND THEIR CLOTHES AIN'T WHITE, COME ON!

HUNGH!

' score: 768 upvotes: 768 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:17:14.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384634 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ko6r url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ko6r/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ko6r/ parentId: t1_ed1kj1k author: seazer818 text: POOPING IN THE NAME OF!! renderedHtml: '

POOPING IN THE NAME OF!!

' score: 701 upvotes: 701 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:19:16.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384756 depth: 7 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1lewr url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lewr/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lewr/ parentId: t1_ed1ko6r author: InfinityIsAnIllusion text: 'POOPING IN THE NAME OF!! ' renderedHtml: '

POOPING IN THE NAME OF!!

' score: 533 upvotes: 533 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:29:27.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385367 depth: 8 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1lot4 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lot4/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lot4/ parentId: t1_ed1lewr author: xjeeper text: /r/rageagainstthetoilet renderedHtml: '

/r/rageagainstthetoilet

' score: 234 upvotes: 234 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:33:13.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385593 depth: 9 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1nghx,ed1z6nb,ed21chs,ed1mfb1,ed23y1c,ed1n5ed hasMore: true page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1ltw8 hasMore: true - id: ed1kmq8 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kmq8/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kmq8/ parentId: t1_ed1k1k8 author: RazgrizS57 text: BY CHECKING THE PLY TO SEE IT'S WHITE renderedHtml: '

BY CHECKING THE PLY TO SEE IT'S WHITE

' score: 102 upvotes: 102 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:18:41.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384721 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: ed1k1sv url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k1sv/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k1sv/ parentId: t1_ed1jpkl author: tomatoaway text: THOSE WHO TRIED renderedHtml: '

THOSE WHO TRIED

' score: 68 upvotes: 68 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:10:40.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384240 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1kxqc hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1p884 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ldc9,ed1jtsc hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ji3t,ed1jlwc hasMore: true page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: ed1j6cu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j6cu/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j6cu/ parentId: t1_ed1e8bh author: '[deleted]' text: Ahh, everyone's favorite RATM song, Pooping in the Name renderedHtml: '

Ahh, everyone's favorite RATM song, Pooping in the Name

' score: 273 upvotes: 273 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:58:43.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1n12a,ed1lopn,ed1l8mx hasMore: true - id: ed1iyzx url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iyzx/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iyzx/ parentId: t1_ed1e8bh author: '[deleted]' text: MOTHER FUCKER! renderedHtml: '

MOTHER FUCKER!

' score: 132 upvotes: 132 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:55:51.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1pg4z,ed1jvon hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1fet1,ed1jvvo,ed1j2tm,ed1j7n4,ed1jfi1,ed1kita,ed1jbsc,ed1jthm,ed1q2r6,ed1necp,ed1jd2g,ed1jjyc,ed1leuo,ed1nf6v,ed1v1u9,ed2n54p,ed1p43v,ed1jz3x,ed1mzbq,ed1nkbj,ed1ol9m,ed1s40v,ed1zt41,ed1jg0i,ed1js02,ed1jz06,ed1l3n0,ed1lsrf,ed1lt2z,ed1lva4,ed1lze1,ed1muek,ed1mulp,ed1q330,ed20hqy,ed20z4q,ejb2wj6,ejztpcg hasMore: true - id: ed1c2wr url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1c2wr/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1c2wr/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: Lady_Minuit text: 'Everyone now thinking about the last time they pooped. Nicely played. ' renderedHtml: '

Everyone now thinking about the last time they pooped. Nicely played.

' score: 26825 upvotes: 26825 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:24:24.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1iu15 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iu15/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iu15/ parentId: t1_ed1c2wr author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

[deleted]

' score: 3029 upvotes: 3029 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:53:56.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jeos url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jeos/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jeos/ parentId: t1_ed1iu15 author: SWGlassPit text: The old spicy twicey. renderedHtml: '

The old spicy twicey.

' score: 2640 upvotes: 2640 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:01:56.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383716 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jnqy url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jnqy/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jnqy/ parentId: t1_ed1jeos author: high_on_eucalyptus text: 'I now know my new favorite phrase for Thai. Thank you stranger ' renderedHtml: '

I now know my new favorite phrase for Thai. Thank you stranger

' score: 552 upvotes: 552 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:05:24.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383924 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1k1eg url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k1eg/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k1eg/ parentId: t1_ed1jnqy author: a_fish_out_of_water text: 'God I love this site ' renderedHtml: '

God I love this site

' score: 183 upvotes: 183 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:10:30.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384230 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1z7x1,ed21lsc,ed1ll7t hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1q0cs hasMore: true - id: ed1jte2 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jte2/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jte2/ parentId: t1_ed1jeos author: OjamaBoy text: And to think that if I decided to start scrolling through reddit just 5 minutes earlier, I may never have read this absolute glorious phrase. renderedHtml: '

And to think that if I decided to start scrolling through reddit just 5 minutes earlier, I may never have read this absolute glorious phrase.

' score: 278 upvotes: 278 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:07:32.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384052 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1q4wc hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ka0c,ed1ns7t,ed1knpb,ed29jy0,ed1jtd6,ed1o0sy,ed1o3xi,ed1p3xb,ed1purv,ed1qct0,ed1tjcw,ed1xe0u,ed22ttj hasMore: true - id: ed1jryu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jryu/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jryu/ parentId: t1_ed1iu15 author: Judazzz text: '"*And it burns, burns, burns! The ring of fire, the ring of fire.*"' renderedHtml: '

"And it burns, burns, burns! The ring of fire, the ring of fire."

' score: 249 upvotes: 249 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:07:00.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384020 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1k3g1,ed1l7rs,ed1jmor,ed1ka2s,ed1kb3i,ed1kbnl,ed1nqm4,ed1osyl,ed1k8kk,ed1kmxs,ed1kn1p,ed1unyi,ed1jndm,ed1k0rj,ed77k97,ed1k79j,ed1k7hj,ed1kn9j,ed1kqbl,ed1m0yz,ed1meh5,ed1myz6,ed1nsvg,ed1o1je,ed1plqp,ed1q0y5,ed1q3b5,ed1qy53,ed1teb1,ed1zg9b,ed1zjlb,ed21t58,ed2cxn6,ed2lgvq,ed2qkcu,ed39683 hasMore: true - id: ed1dihq url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dihq/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dihq/ parentId: t1_ed1c2wr author: ffs_fml text: 'What a shitty thought ' renderedHtml: '

What a shitty thought

' score: 3788 upvotes: 3788 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:42:10.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1isrc,ed1j5yg,ed1otrx,ed1is9g,ed1isdf,ed1jb59,ed1lg5u,ed1nfa8 hasMore: true - id: ed1idhu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1idhu/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1idhu/ parentId: t1_ed1c2wr author: dcristo text: When you have a caffeine addiction you don't need to think that far back. renderedHtml: '

When you have a caffeine addiction you don't need to think that far back.

' score: 399 upvotes: 399 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:47:37.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jcse url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jcse/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jcse/ parentId: t1_ed1idhu author: tokomini text: 'Is it all caffeine, or just coffee? Because I don''t think that pop or energy drinks have the same effect on me. I definitely pee a lot more. But I think it''s just coffee that makes me punish the porcelain. That and throwing in a chew. Why am I typing all this out. ' renderedHtml: '

Is it all caffeine, or just coffee? Because I don't think that pop or energy drinks have the same effect on me. I definitely pee a lot more. But I think it's just coffee that makes me punish the porcelain. That and throwing in a chew. Why am I typing all this out.

' score: 234 upvotes: 234 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:01:13.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383673 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jx9i url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jx9i/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jx9i/ parentId: t1_ed1jcse author: winner_in_life text: Some types of coffee makes me poop almost immediately. But not all. renderedHtml: '

Some types of coffee makes me poop almost immediately. But not all.

' score: 52 upvotes: 52 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:08:59.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384139 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ou07 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ou07/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ou07/ parentId: t1_ed1jx9i author: breadstickfever text: Hot drip coffee is like this for me. A single cup makes me poop like 4 times a day when I normally poop about once every other day. Therefore I tend to avoid it unless I need a good thorough clean out (which, granted, can be very satisfying if I have a free day for it). renderedHtml: '

Hot drip coffee is like this for me. A single cup makes me poop like 4 times a day when I normally poop about once every other day. Therefore I tend to avoid it unless I need a good thorough clean out (which, granted, can be very satisfying if I have a free day for it).

' score: 35 upvotes: 35 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:16:15.000Z' createdUtc: 1546388175 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1vw9c,ed333bk hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed2spry hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ko47,ed1k28r,ed1jvux,ed1nsbq,ed1ko5c,ed1qls7,ed28ge7,ed1k4d6,ed1k7y4,ed1kijg,ef5apor,ed1ty1f,ed1ulmw,ed22307,ed26ftk,ed3djax hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1izhy,ed1j2qe,ed24wh9,ed1ljr8 hasMore: true - id: ed1ih2x url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ih2x/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ih2x/ parentId: t1_ed1c2wr author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 63 upvotes: 63 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:49:01.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1k28n,ed2gnhq,ed1jjwd,ed21pss hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1iw3g,ed1o8i7,ed1iws1,ed1koab,ed1j6gx,ed1jyx6,ed1izet,ed1kqd8,ed1w4kd,ed1isrp,ed1j5ng,ed1ol5h,ed235tq,ed1ipnj,eiiduhd,ed1jbsw,ed1jiwc,ed1juw5,ed1jx45,ed1k0s2,ed1k1jt,ed1k206,ed1k349,ed1k3vl,ed1k44p,ed1k599,ed1kcdp,ed1kqxi,ed1kwsz,ed1kwyd,ed1l1ei,ed1lfm8,ed1lwd3,ed1m30x,ed1m3sj,ed1n411,ed1np60,ed1o60w,ed1olon,ed1oqy8,ed1ps6x,ed1pzti,ed1qddy,ed1qhds,ed1r3dt,ed1rtpq,ed1swem,ed1upys,ed1ut7t,ed1v6de,ed1w0uy,ed22ei8,ed23com,ed23wb4,ed27n9q,ed28dy5,ed2nkhz,ed2rwwf hasMore: true - id: ed1b3m0 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1b3m0/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1b3m0/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: TitanicByMyself text: I do what I want, buddy. renderedHtml: '

I do what I want, buddy.

' score: 1361 upvotes: 1361 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:12:15.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1bijh url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1bijh/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1bijh/ parentId: t1_ed1b3m0 author: ShoddySubstance text: it's not good to hold on to things for too long renderedHtml: '

it's not good to hold on to things for too long

' score: 654 upvotes: 654 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:17:22.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ilji url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ilji/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ilji/ parentId: t1_ed1bijh author: thrattatarsha text: Tell that to my Les Paul in 60 years. renderedHtml: '

Tell that to my Les Paul in 60 years.

' score: 168 upvotes: 168 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:50:43.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383043 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1k799 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k799/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k799/ parentId: t1_ed1ilji author: tomatoaway text: '> Les Paul For those who don''t know: A Les Paul is a type of lesbian guitar' renderedHtml: '

Les Paul

For those who don't know: A Les Paul is a type of lesbian guitar

' score: 250 upvotes: 250 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:12:46.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384366 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1mbfz,ed1m206,ed1xur1,ed3xxi9 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1jxh4,ed1k31x,ed1m0io hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1l7fc,ed1x0fr hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1bquc,ed1vlbu,ed1l5gd hasMore: true - id: ed1dcgu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dcgu/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dcgu/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: DadAsFuck text: "i’m constipated \n\nEdit: Free Bobby Shmurda" renderedHtml: '

i’m constipated

Edit: Free Bobby Shmurda

' score: 20413 upvotes: 20413 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:40:00.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1dfds url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dfds/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dfds/ parentId: t1_ed1dcgu author: ShoddySubstance text: '**F**' renderedHtml: '

F

' score: 5280 upvotes: 5280 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:41:04.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1dle6 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dle6/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dle6/ parentId: t1_ed1dfds author: DadAsFuck text: F renderedHtml: '

F

' score: 1527 upvotes: 1527 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:43:12.000Z' createdUtc: 1546378992 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ek7p url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ek7p/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ek7p/ parentId: t1_ed1dle6 author: '[deleted]' text: F renderedHtml: '

F

' score: 1005 upvotes: 1005 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:55:42.000Z' createdUtc: 1546379742 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1f8wx url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1f8wx/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1f8wx/ parentId: t1_ed1ek7p author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 840 upvotes: 840 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:04:42.000Z' createdUtc: 1546380282 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1j5ac,ed1n2rl,ed1r7dq,ed1nier,ed1i7an,ed1ky76 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed2akf3,ed1jij9 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1l72j,ed1n5io,ed1jjf9,ed1q5ck,ed1k1eh,ed1k40n,ed1ljqv,ed1lo7t,ed1looa hasMore: true - id: ed1j0f9 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j0f9/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j0f9/ parentId: t1_ed1dcgu author: IceePirate1 text: 'Just down a big bottle of tobacco, should clear ya right up. Or these brownies my roommate made, they are really delicious Edit: Yes I know, I''m not changing it though' renderedHtml: '

Just down a big bottle of tobacco, should clear ya right up. Or these brownies my roommate made, they are really delicious

Edit: Yes I know, I'm not changing it though

' score: 677 upvotes: 677 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:56:24.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jjqr url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jjqr/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jjqr/ parentId: t1_ed1j0f9 author: LerxstFan text: 'Did you mean Tabasco? I’m choking trying to swallow this tobacco. ' renderedHtml: '

Did you mean Tabasco? I’m choking trying to swallow this tobacco.

' score: 927 upvotes: 927 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:03:52.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383832 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jku2 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jku2/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jku2/ parentId: t1_ed1jjqr author: IceePirate1 text: Both should work renderedHtml: '

Both should work

' score: 319 upvotes: 319 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:04:16.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383856 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1k4lu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k4lu/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k4lu/ parentId: t1_ed1jku2 author: a_fish_out_of_water text: 'Either one is gonna hurt on the way out ' renderedHtml: '

Either one is gonna hurt on the way out

' score: 143 upvotes: 143 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:11:44.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384304 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1lvr5,ed1m5fk,ed1mu7d hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1lids,ed1t5up hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1kvsl,ed1s0lo,ed1k1mq,ed1lvrd,ed1mi83,ed1ofhu,ed1ovzl,ed1yauo hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1jp57,ed1kb01,ed1melc,ed1lliw,ed2nkkr,ed1m54r,ed1qnd5 hasMore: true - id: ed1jdgx url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jdgx/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jdgx/ parentId: t1_ed1dcgu author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 72 upvotes: 72 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:01:28.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1xppo,ed20ax8 hasMore: true - id: ed1j9xv url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j9xv/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j9xv/ parentId: t1_ed1dcgu author: ofteno text: I'm the same, it fucking sucks, couldn't enjoy last night party because of it renderedHtml: '

I'm the same, it fucking sucks, couldn't enjoy last night party because of it

' score: 150 upvotes: 150 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:00:06.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1lco7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lco7/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lco7/ parentId: t1_ed1j9xv author: PartTimeVelociraptor text: Same here. 😖 There's dozens of us! renderedHtml: '

Same here. 😖 There's dozens of us!

' score: 27 upvotes: 27 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:28:37.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385317 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1llv6 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1mvr0,ed1lqie,ed1nll3,ed1mo2y,ed1lxdj hasMore: true - id: ed1jda5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jda5/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jda5/ parentId: t1_ed1dcgu author: Shitty_poop_stain text: Fiber, coffee, laxatives, repeat. renderedHtml: '

Fiber, coffee, laxatives, repeat.

' score: 133 upvotes: 133 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:01:24.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1jm9j,ed1q24a,ed1wb8z,ed1rst6,ed1ok2m,ed20xqv hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1jqll,ed1lzah,ed1j4lx,ed1n6c3,ed1jsih,ed1l4dj,ed1nbvt,ed1zzba,ed1k2a9,ed1l39y,ed1l9rv,ed1nr0s,ed1uxlr,ed29aur,ed1ijlm,ed1jssa,ed1jx4f,ed1kumd,ed1l4ou,ed1m715,ed1npsk,ed1nvs7,ed1ke3c,ed1l1oc,ed1md9l,ed1ns2e,ed2lkk6,ed2ck3c,edahih0,ed1in8e,ed1jdxb,ed1k266,ed1ki6s,ed1kmzd,ed1kvzx,ed1kzhh,ed1l413,ed1l43o,ed1l5pm,ed1l7z7,ed1ljkc,ed1lmbi,ed1lpvu,ed1lq2h,ed1lq90,ed1lr2q,ed1ltuo,ed1lvf1,ed1ly0h,ed1lybc,ed1m0pe,ed1m59q,ed1m5sl,ed1mbxx,ed1mhnc,ed1mj9g,ed1mjjk,ed1mkqe,ed1n378,ed1nb5y,ed1ndnh,ed1ne1m,ed1npk5,ed1nqli,ed1nuz3,ed1nw8a,ed1o14j,ed1oc5b,ed1omz4,ed1ozq2,ed1p2gb,ed1ppoo,ed1ptif,ed1ptws,ed1py8p,ed1q0d9,ed1q6h9,ed1r2qr,ed1rdlu,ed1rvks,ed1s76n,ed1svnc,ed1t42j,ed1tpg5,ed1tw7b,ed1vvld,ed1xbtk,ed1xvtx,ed248ph,ed27vyd,ed29cyi,ed2ljml,ed2objz hasMore: true - id: ed1cmb8 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cmb8/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cmb8/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: _iPood_ text: Waiting for the Apple Store to open renderedHtml: '

Waiting for the Apple Store to open

' score: 2989 upvotes: 2989 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:30:50.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1cyes url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cyes/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cyes/ parentId: t1_ed1cmb8 author: '[deleted]' text: '[removed]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 1304 upvotes: 1304 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:34:57.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1j8zn,ed1kehe hasMore: true - id: ed1cvap url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cvap/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cvap/ parentId: t1_ed1cmb8 author: ShoddySubstance text: going to be waiting for a while, want me to send a care package? renderedHtml: '

going to be waiting for a while, want me to send a care package?

' score: 409 upvotes: 409 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:33:51.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed21rzp hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1jnka,ed1jbie,ed1lblx,ed1lc34 hasMore: true - id: ed1dp7k url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dp7k/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dp7k/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: Fushigibama text: 'Let’s see who can go the longest in 2019 without taking a shit Edit: This blew up..' renderedHtml: '

Let’s see who can go the longest in 2019 without taking a shit

Edit: This blew up..

' score: 15839 upvotes: 15839 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:44:32.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1j1yj url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j1yj/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j1yj/ parentId: t1_ed1dp7k author: '[deleted]' text: 'r/opiates is probably gonna win that one. ' renderedHtml: '

r/opiates is probably gonna win that one.

' score: 13722 upvotes: 13722 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:57:00.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1p3mm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1p3mm/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1p3mm/ parentId: t1_ed1j1yj author: Mermaidfishbitch text: Yeah... I'm on Oxycodone because I had my tonsils taken out. Haven't pooped in 7 days... I don't feel constipated though. I've been on mostly a liquid diet. renderedHtml: '

Yeah... I'm on Oxycodone because I had my tonsils taken out. Haven't pooped in 7 days... I don't feel constipated though. I've been on mostly a liquid diet.

' score: 3797 upvotes: 3797 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:20:06.000Z' createdUtc: 1546388406 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1qmkp url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1qmkp/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1qmkp/ parentId: t1_ed1p3mm author: porky2468 text: "I was on morphine (after breaking my leg and having surgery) for a week without any laxatives. I think it was 7-10 days before I pooped and it was horrible!!! At one point I couldn't push anymore and my butt tried sucking it back up. Had to break that shit off because I'd gone through so much trying to get it out. \n\nFor my following surgery I was on oxy and made sure I was given laxatives. I did not want to go through that again. " renderedHtml: '

I was on morphine (after breaking my leg and having surgery) for a week without any laxatives. I think it was 7-10 days before I pooped and it was horrible!!! At one point I couldn't push anymore and my butt tried sucking it back up. Had to break that shit off because I'd gone through so much trying to get it out.

For my following surgery I was on oxy and made sure I was given laxatives. I did not want to go through that again.

' score: 1865 upvotes: 1865 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:41:27.000Z' createdUtc: 1546389687 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1rqvd url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1rqvd/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1rqvd/ parentId: t1_ed1qmkp author: '[deleted]' text: '[removed]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 1820 upvotes: 1820 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:57:29.000Z' createdUtc: 1546390649 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1rs6p url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1rs6p/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1rs6p/ parentId: t1_ed1rqvd author: porky2468 text: Man, I wish I'd had a poop knife! renderedHtml: '

Man, I wish I'd had a poop knife!

' score: 752 upvotes: 752 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:58:01.000Z' createdUtc: 1546390681 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1sq2a url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sq2a/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1sq2a/ parentId: t1_ed1rs6p author: scatTURDaye text: Since it's still inside I would recommend a poop spoon. You have less chance of damaging your poop hole. renderedHtml: '

Since it's still inside I would recommend a poop spoon. You have less chance of damaging your poop hole.

' score: 685 upvotes: 685 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:11:31.000Z' createdUtc: 1546391491 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1t704 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1t704/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1t704/ parentId: t1_ed1sq2a author: somecow text: Or just a shop vac. Go hard or go home. renderedHtml: '

Or just a shop vac. Go hard or go home.

' score: 655 upvotes: 655 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:18:20.000Z' createdUtc: 1546391900 depth: 7 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1w27i url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1w27i/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1w27i/ parentId: t1_ed1t704 author: Arkose07 text: You’re just one shop vac accident away from anal prolapse. renderedHtml: '

You’re just one shop vac accident away from anal prolapse.

' score: 349 upvotes: 349 createdAt: '2019-01-02T02:00:14.000Z' createdUtc: 1546394414 depth: 8 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1wdg0 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1wdg0/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1wdg0/ parentId: t1_ed1w27i author: Painting_Agency text: I saw a video once where this... no, never mind. renderedHtml: '

I saw a video once where this... no, never mind.

' score: 171 upvotes: 171 createdAt: '2019-01-02T02:04:53.000Z' createdUtc: 1546394693 depth: 9 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: ed1xfw5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1xfw5/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1xfw5/ parentId: t1_ed1w27i author: '[deleted]' text: 'Who said it was an accident? ' renderedHtml: '

Who said it was an accident?

' score: 35 upvotes: 35 createdAt: '2019-01-02T02:20:31.000Z' createdUtc: 1546395631 depth: 9 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1yath,ed2cu1p hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1x5yv,ed1ww4d,ed21nfj,ed1zlu5,ed2che3,ed25hu1 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1tqd0,ed1srw0,ed1wb3f,ed1vnrw,ed1wc3n,ed1wr63,ed1xqb5,ed1x52f,ed1z7v8,ed2na3o,ed1ycnx,ed1zr87,ed1zwhk,ed22jf5,ed24c02 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1y41k,ed1xtoc,ed2006k,ed1tz92,ed26rh6,ed270d5,ed29gfr hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1w6l3,ed1w7ok,ed1tj6u,ed1wg7o,ed1u4d4,ed1wjz0,ed1wzf1,ed20giv,ed21pxu,ed1szpz,ed1xgrj,ed1xnz6,ed2187a,ed222kn,ed22tzj,ed28o39,ed2ckat,ed1u2e4,ed20frc,ed20hu7,ed20trh,ed2475g,ed24gie,ed27kna,ed27le9,ed2893q hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1u588,ed1tn9r,ed1ukek,ed1tgef,ed1vqma,ed224oc,ed1z5zu,ed1wsa7,ed21l7s,ed22dtq,ed1u1aq,ed1wtyj,ed1ylp4,ed20bp8,ed23dc4,ed243sh,ed26fqd,ed1uzhx,ed2a3o4,ed1xuw6,ed1yq45,ed1yvkc,ed1zbge,ed25ndt,ed282yf,ed2942a hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1qtcb,ed1tl3i,ed1xtg8,ed1shzg,ed20g4g,ed1q1yy,ed1uwq0,ed1va4v,ed1w1f6,ed1tp8a,ed1x0fu,ed1zgp3,ed1sufg,ed2bfig,ed1tyah,ed1ue1r,ed1vsi3,ed1vu8p,ed1w74u,ed1wdl8,ed1wvy7,ed1yof2,ed1ywpn,ed20ji1,ed20wbe,ed210mp,ed212is,ed218l9,ed21df3,ed21e0n,ed21egs,ed21plj,ed223gf,ed224i7,ed2268e,ed227fr,ed22d07,ed23len,ed23m22,ed23qjb,ed24ftu,ed253xh,ed254i5,ed25unh,ed28cn3,ed28cov,ed28qkb,ed29kla,ed29vpi,ed2a8fu,ed2bcc0,ed2be4p,ed2bf64 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1qgvt,ed1wo4n,ed1qny5,ed1urnw,ed1uq5h,ed1vre3,ed21o2f,ed21u4f,ed25wmt,ed1mlp0,ed1uayu,ed1vxow,ed2200b,ed26s7h,ed1u4j0,ed1u98l,ed1urg4,ed1wfv7,ed1rx36,ed1tz0i,ed1u2qz,ed1v0ho,ed1v50h,ed1wnoi,ed2tk4u,ed1x0pf,ed1xdad,ed1ymfz,ed1yt5s,ed1z3i7,ed1zg7x,ed1zx72,ed21p08,ed21p60,ed2226p,ed22hnm,ed243q6,ed24ogn,ed253ak,ed26evy,ed27mik,ed29832,ed2b6e8,ed2tjpn hasMore: true - id: ed1in4r url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1in4r/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1in4r/ parentId: t1_ed1dp7k author: HillarysDoubleChin text: I remember when I went to camp as a kid, I didn't poop the entire time. 1 full week. I didn't even know that was possible, but I just didn't have to go. renderedHtml: '

I remember when I went to camp as a kid, I didn't poop the entire time. 1 full week. I didn't even know that was possible, but I just didn't have to go.

' score: 1145 upvotes: 1145 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:51:18.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1iz35 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iz35/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iz35/ parentId: t1_ed1in4r author: PM_ME_GOOD_FEELS text: 'Ive been there chief. Took a 9 day trip to NYC including travel time. Didnt poop once, ate three meals a day. Just didn''t need to go. ' renderedHtml: '

Ive been there chief. Took a 9 day trip to NYC including travel time. Didnt poop once, ate three meals a day. Just didn't need to go.

' score: 787 upvotes: 787 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:55:52.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383352 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1j73t url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j73t/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j73t/ parentId: t1_ed1iz35 author: HellInOurHearts text: Did you drop a 50lb log after getting home, or was it spread out over several quick shits in one day? renderedHtml: '

Did you drop a 50lb log after getting home, or was it spread out over several quick shits in one day?

' score: 658 upvotes: 658 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:59:00.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383540 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1joy6 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1joy6/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1joy6/ parentId: t1_ed1j73t author: PM_ME_GOOD_FEELS text: I didnt deuce for a day or two after I got back, then it was two of em like fat man & little boy. Then back to normal renderedHtml: '

I didnt deuce for a day or two after I got back, then it was two of em like fat man & little boy. Then back to normal

' score: 1263 upvotes: 1263 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:05:51.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383951 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jqqq url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jqqq/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jqqq/ parentId: t1_ed1joy6 author: HellInOurHearts text: Respect. renderedHtml: '

Respect.

' score: 519 upvotes: 519 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:06:31.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383991 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1qc3r,ed223x1 hasMore: true - id: ed1kkn5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kkn5/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kkn5/ parentId: t1_ed1joy6 author: Singing_Sea_Shanties text: Glad it worked out that way. Could have led to impacted stool. Not fun. I assume. renderedHtml: '

Glad it worked out that way. Could have led to impacted stool. Not fun. I assume.

' score: 142 upvotes: 142 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:17:52.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384672 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1mqcb url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1mqcb/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1mqcb/ parentId: t1_ed1kkn5 author: halfdoublepurl text: It’s awful. I got impacted the last time I was pregnant. No one told me prenatal pills and pregnancy slowing your digestive system causes constipation and you should take something if you haven’t shit in a few days. I went a week, and had to be disimpacted. renderedHtml: '

It’s awful. I got impacted the last time I was pregnant. No one told me prenatal pills and pregnancy slowing your digestive system causes constipation and you should take something if you haven’t shit in a few days. I went a week, and had to be disimpacted.

' score: 168 upvotes: 168 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:47:30.000Z' createdUtc: 1546386450 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1n4tq url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1n4tq/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1n4tq/ parentId: t1_ed1mqcb author: anthony785 text: Disimpacted????? renderedHtml: '

Disimpacted?????

' score: 93 upvotes: 93 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:53:00.000Z' createdUtc: 1546386780 depth: 7 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1nyb8 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nyb8/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nyb8/ parentId: t1_ed1n4tq author: '[deleted]' text: Someone gets to reach in you and get it out. Yes thats exactly what it sounds like. renderedHtml: '

Someone gets to reach in you and get it out. Yes thats exactly what it sounds like.

' score: 163 upvotes: 163 createdAt: '2019-01-02T00:03:56.000Z' createdUtc: 1546387436 depth: 8 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1u7qa url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1u7qa/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1u7qa/ parentId: t1_ed1nyb8 author: conspicuous86 text: 'Doctor here. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s usually saved as a very very last resort (after enemas fail). Don’t worry, lots and lots of lube is used. Fun fact: it’s the one of the things they “let” the medical student do. (More like force) Fortunately, I survived my medical training without having to do one. Probably because I have huge hands.' renderedHtml: '

Doctor here. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s usually saved as a very very last resort (after enemas fail). Don’t worry, lots and lots of lube is used.

Fun fact: it’s the one of the things they “let” the medical student do. (More like force) Fortunately, I survived my medical training without having to do one. Probably because I have huge hands.

' score: 205 upvotes: 205 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:33:07.000Z' createdUtc: 1546392787 depth: 9 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1xlmg,ed1zj7r,ed1vc07,ed22iuf,ed1wpbg,ed1ym62,ed1sxmd hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1pa0e,ed1wrkk,ed1wybo hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1u303,ed1rgx9,ed1wdhr,ed1wx52,ed25pjj,ed1z6wh,ed26vmm hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1q9om hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1mslf,ed1kz0r,ed1v1jz,ed1mety,ed25qyn,eq94t7w,ed1mxek,ed1n2vq,ed1oywd,ed1wl5m,ed22jqx,ed240ct,ed2hewy,ed2s2u7 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1lcqy,ed1w43k,ed1ni64,ed1n3nk,ed1t473,ed1t7h6,ed1lfeo,ed24pap,ed1ujss,ed1w5ij hasMore: true - id: ed1ixf5 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ixf5/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ixf5/ parentId: t1_ed1in4r author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 172 upvotes: 172 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:55:14.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383314 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1kfxy,ed1kodk,ed20296,ed1xw6o hasMore: true - id: ed1j59g url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j59g/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j59g/ parentId: t1_ed1in4r author: '[deleted]' text: Amateurs! I've done 14 days personal record. Would not recommend. renderedHtml: '

Amateurs! I've done 14 days personal record. Would not recommend.

' score: 236 upvotes: 236 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:58:18.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383498 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jqm9 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jqm9/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jqm9/ parentId: t1_ed1j59g author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 225 upvotes: 225 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:06:28.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383988 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1kbnc url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kbnc/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kbnc/ parentId: t1_ed1jqm9 author: '[deleted]' text: 32 days. Not great renderedHtml: '

32 days. Not great

' score: 143 upvotes: 143 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:14:25.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384465 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1kp6l url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kp6l/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kp6l/ parentId: t1_ed1kbnc author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 168 upvotes: 168 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:19:39.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384779 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1vj8w url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1vj8w/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1vj8w/ parentId: t1_ed1kp6l author: iamevilcupcake text: Eat. Pray. Shit. renderedHtml: '

Eat. Pray. Shit.

' score: 85 upvotes: 85 createdAt: '2019-01-02T01:52:25.000Z' createdUtc: 1546393945 depth: 6 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1wx7r hasMore: true page: nextCursor: eiorptk hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1niwc,ed1p52o,ed1wkzw,ed221yh,ed1njer,ed1xgy6,ed1nhep,ed1q3pl,ed2oeno,ed1yuzl hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1k04q,ed1pcvr,ed1ohkh,ed1zxyr,ed1u3ou hasMore: true page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1ki6h,ed1n8hr,ed1st8n,ed1moda,ed1pgok,ed1vmry,ed1yzr1,ed1ny24,ed1nsxh,ed1w13n,ed1wtyf,ed1zuwt,ed27x4z,ed1l4mu,ed1l3s6,ed1oafp,ed1p5bz,ed1x7l6,ed1xwn7,ed1z6bp,ed249zh,ed28zef,ed2x6b1,ed1khr5,ed1n8v7,ed1oidi,ed1sct5,ed1vnm4,ed1yc4b,ed2666u,ed2j1bj,edqll8n hasMore: true - id: ed1jf7g url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jf7g/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jf7g/ parentId: t1_ed1dp7k author: PM_ME_UR_LUNCH text: 'There was that one chick that posted (I think in the beginning of the year) that hadn''t pooped for like 2 weeks or something. Looked like she was pregnant. Let me see if I can find the post. Edit: found it...kinda nsfw https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4ayeqk/i_havent_pooped_in_two_and_a_half_weeks_mild_nsfw/' renderedHtml: '

There was that one chick that posted (I think in the beginning of the year) that hadn't pooped for like 2 weeks or something. Looked like she was pregnant.

Let me see if I can find the post.

Edit: found it...kinda nsfw

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4ayeqk/i_havent_pooped_in_two_and_a_half_weeks_mild_nsfw/

' score: 143 upvotes: 143 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:02:08.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1t0s5,ed1yjy9 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1k9mw,ed1jja6,ed1j01m,ed1jqp8,ed1k6pw,ed1nnw3,ed23024,ed1ldep,ed1vzjx,ed2pdp5,ed9kjy8,ed1jzus,ed1kuxo,ed1lsrz,ed1mfu9,ed1mpdh,ed1oej8,ed1r656,ed1ruau,ed1t1w1,ed1tdh1,ed1tsux,ed1uhb1,ed1uqm5,ed1us79,ed1vh50,ed1vokr,ed1vve6,ed1vvyx,ed1w087,ed1w6l8,ed1w8aa,ed1wcws,ed1weqo,ed1wjk3,ed1wote,ed1wtxr,ed1wypy,ed1x2q9,ed1x4xx,ed1x701,ed1ximj,ed1xm8c,ed1ys75,ed1z4ao,ed1zfnw,ed1zfov,ed20vwp,ed20y9x,ed20zu7,ed21gbv,ed21s9w,ed21sbx,ed21vw4,ed220a3,ed23794,ed238ww,ed24pv5,ed24tm9,ed255ln,ed25lun,ed27gal,ed27sga,ed284fx,ed28a6o,ed28l56,ed298zs,ed2b23k,ed2cbbi,ed2dboh hasMore: true - id: ed1dhka url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dhka/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dhka/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 141 upvotes: 141 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:41:51.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1s041,ed2qvds hasMore: true - id: ed1cskg url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cskg/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cskg/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: FourEyesWhitePerson text: 'My therapist says it’s because I have a hard time letting things go ' renderedHtml: '

My therapist says it’s because I have a hard time letting things go

' score: 1672 upvotes: 1672 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:32:53.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1d1h7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d1h7/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d1h7/ parentId: t1_ed1cskg author: ShoddySubstance text: I'll hold your hand to help you out renderedHtml: '

I'll hold your hand to help you out

' score: 785 upvotes: 785 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:36:04.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jsp7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jsp7/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jsp7/ parentId: t1_ed1d1h7 author: pipsdontsqueak text: '*I can be your hero, baby.*' renderedHtml: '

I can be your hero, baby.

' score: 191 upvotes: 191 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:07:17.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384037 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1ojg2 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1l0ty,ed1nomp,ed24n8o,ed1mvcg,ed1z4du hasMore: true - id: ed1iebm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iebm/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iebm/ parentId: t1_ed1cskg author: berniemax text: Is your username an play on BlueEyesWhiteDragon from Yu-Gi-Óh? renderedHtml: '

Is your username an play on BlueEyesWhiteDragon from Yu-Gi-Óh?

' score: 307 upvotes: 307 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:47:57.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jzop url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jzop/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jzop/ parentId: t1_ed1iebm author: FourEyesWhitePerson text: Yes and you’re the first person to ever realize that without me telling! renderedHtml: '

Yes and you’re the first person to ever realize that without me telling!

' score: 284 upvotes: 284 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:09:52.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384192 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1k6dl,ed1om6h,efzchfz,ed1v354 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1jlfx,ed1jr4m,ed8qs4p hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ivyj,eiorqzo,ed1k4gm,ed1pay6,ed1qjwc,ed2akts hasMore: true - id: ed1do9u url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1do9u/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1do9u/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: NoAffect4 text: IT WON'T COME OUT. I need help :( renderedHtml: '

IT WON'T COME OUT. I need help :(

' score: 393 upvotes: 393 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:44:12.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1dsn9 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dsn9/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dsn9/ parentId: t1_ed1do9u author: ShoddySubstance text: '**PUSH**, but don''t forget to breathe in between pushes . he he ho ho' renderedHtml: '

PUSH, but don't forget to breathe in between pushes . he he ho ho

' score: 326 upvotes: 326 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:45:47.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jt3t url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jt3t/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jt3t/ parentId: t1_ed1dsn9 author: kookiemnstr text: But don't push too hard....hernias are a real thing. renderedHtml: '

But don't push too hard....hernias are a real thing.

' score: 170 upvotes: 170 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:07:26.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384046 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1k52y url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k52y/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1k52y/ parentId: t1_ed1jt3t author: radwimps text: hemorrhoids too renderedHtml: '

hemorrhoids too

' score: 136 upvotes: 136 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:11:56.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384316 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1pszl hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1s69k,ed26c57,ed1lt7z hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1m1fb,ed1karx,ed2c3ml hasMore: true - id: ed1e2ak url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e2ak/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e2ak/ parentId: t1_ed1do9u author: '[deleted]' text: Drink some water, eat some fiber, take a walk renderedHtml: '

Drink some water, eat some fiber, take a walk

' score: 69 upvotes: 69 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:49:19.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1p054,ed1oa2o hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1kg1g,ed1ksed,ed2irdj,ed1lisu,ed1mgb4,ed1nzg3,ed1qqdl,ed1twjc,ed1y9gb,ed20aba,ed227r3 hasMore: true - id: ed1bxsi url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1bxsi/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1bxsi/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: junk-trunk text: '...huh.. i just realized i haven''t pooped today. Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold n'' sliver. And my most upvoted comment is about poopin'' #hashtag!!1! blessed' renderedHtml: '

...huh.. i just realized i haven't pooped today.

Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold n' sliver. And my most upvoted comment is about poopin' #hashtag!!1! blessed

' score: 15299 upvotes: 15299 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:22:40.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1c4xr url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1c4xr/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1c4xr/ parentId: t1_ed1bxsi author: ShoddySubstance text: 'make a pot a coffee and give it 10 minutes **edit** thanks for the gold!' renderedHtml: '

make a pot a coffee and give it 10 minutes

edit thanks for the gold!

' score: 6225 upvotes: 6225 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:25:04.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1et09 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1et09/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1et09/ parentId: t1_ed1c4xr author: junk-trunk text: I am definitely a coffee pooper. I work nights so i haven't been up too long. Time to get cracking on making some butt brownies. renderedHtml: '

I am definitely a coffee pooper. I work nights so i haven't been up too long. Time to get cracking on making some butt brownies.

' score: 1443 upvotes: 1443 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:58:54.000Z' createdUtc: 1546379934 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1l089 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1l089/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1l089/ parentId: t1_ed1et09 author: NuclearInitiate text: '> butt brownies. There''s something I wish I could erase from my memory. ' renderedHtml: '

butt brownies.

There's something I wish I could erase from my memory.

' score: 556 upvotes: 556 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:23:55.000Z' createdUtc: 1546385035 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1p26t,ed21o6q,ed1m4xv,ed1pcp7,ed1mu2l,ed1w3qq hasMore: true - id: ed1ju3o url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ju3o/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ju3o/ parentId: t1_ed1et09 author: CRAZYPOULTRY text: 'Just need to throw a giant fuck you to midnights in here. I hate rarely seeing the sun. ' renderedHtml: '

Just need to throw a giant fuck you to midnights in here. I hate rarely seeing the sun.

' score: 178 upvotes: 178 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:07:48.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384068 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1mn5p,ed1memt,ed1mz8s,ed1m3ds,ed1mpso,ed1mzf1 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1l782,ed1knvx,ed1ll2n,ed1kl5m,ed1n3l5,ed1lmjq,ed1m084,ed1m0a8,ed1m523 hasMore: true - id: ed1iy6p url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iy6p/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iy6p/ parentId: t1_ed1c4xr author: '[deleted]' text: "How is it like being able to poop every day? \n\ni legit poop once every 3 days " renderedHtml: '

How is it like being able to poop every day?

i legit poop once every 3 days

' score: 129 upvotes: 129 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:55:32.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383332 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1kakx url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kakx/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kakx/ parentId: t1_ed1iy6p author: JustADutchRudder text: I shit at 5am every day, well 7am on weekends. Wake up contacts, shit, shower, coffee and swear at the morning. renderedHtml: '

I shit at 5am every day, well 7am on weekends. Wake up contacts, shit, shower, coffee and swear at the morning.

' score: 78 upvotes: 78 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:14:00.000Z' createdUtc: 1546384440 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1l2ej,ed1w619,ed1kt81,ed1nsel hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1me7g,ed1kuh6,ed1p42y,ed1p5jm,ed1jxe5,ed1k5n8,ed2ucuh,ed1ldkj,ed1ldzi,ed1m59b,ed1mqt2,ed1mr3o,ed1ngaf,ed1nuzr,ed1obxr,ed1p8a6,ed1pv0e,ed1qqwt hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1d8a0,ed1igmr,ed1iext,ed1j7ab,ed1kub7,ed1pa1u,ed1iegk,ed1ilzl,ed1k1dm,ed1l55q,ed1lbmu,ed1lmng,ed1k65r,ed1l5th,ed1r5xm,ed1ilyd,ed1iouf,ed1ipp2,ed1iq63,ed1ivjr,ed1wzm4,ed1jb21,ed1ka61,ed1knuf,ed1laiy,ed1lj7s,ed1ljkx,ed1lszn,ed1lxeu,ed1m1td,ed1m8c3,ed1mehu,ed1mpnp,ed1mrlx,ed1mrnu,ed1n1mw,ed1nbp9,ed1no6y,ed1ohqo,ed1ow7z,ed1qt3g hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1eesk,ed1iz5f,ed1lh4c,ed1jx0v,ed2aald,ed1jzp6,ed1k3w0,ed1l8ke,ed1lfi1,ed1lmkz,ed1ln47,ed1ls1t,ed1md9p,ed1mgj9,ed1mh0o,ed1mjml,ed1mmgy,ed1mpok,ed1mq96,ed1mzqx,ed1ngsg,ed1nmt3,ed1nq6a,ed1nrg2,ed1pe6b,ed1pqsv,ed1q4xk,ed1q5d4,ed1q6uu,ed1so7b,ed22g4z hasMore: true - id: ed1c6s4 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1c6s4/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1c6s4/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: CoreyC text: I was actually sitting on the toilet at midnight. New year, same shit. renderedHtml: '

I was actually sitting on the toilet at midnight. New year, same shit.

' score: 2364 upvotes: 2364 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:25:41.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1chiu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1chiu/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1chiu/ parentId: t1_ed1c6s4 author: ShoddySubstance text: different day! renderedHtml: '

different day!

' score: 873 upvotes: 873 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:29:15.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1imkr url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1imkr/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1imkr/ parentId: t1_ed1chiu author: Crypto_dog text: 'Different year! ' renderedHtml: '

Different year!

' score: 316 upvotes: 316 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:51:06.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383066 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jkrn url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jkrn/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jkrn/ parentId: t1_ed1imkr author: smithyrob text: Imagine the people who were pooping in 1999 going into 2000. Transmillenial shitting. renderedHtml: '

Imagine the people who were pooping in 1999 going into 2000. Transmillenial shitting.

' score: 316 upvotes: 316 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:04:15.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383855 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1ru6a,ed1r2zj,ed1x3rh,ed1kpvf,ed1qslv hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1jlke,ed1jmev,ed1jha3 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ir3d,ed1ivda hasMore: true - id: ed1e53y url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e53y/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e53y/ parentId: t1_ed1c6s4 author: '[deleted]' text: i purposely started peeing in 2018 and finished in 2019 renderedHtml: '

i purposely started peeing in 2018 and finished in 2019

' score: 242 upvotes: 242 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:50:21.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1jdwd url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jdwd/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jdwd/ parentId: t1_ed1e53y author: jayemt text: 'January 1st and you’re already achieving your dreams this year. Proud of you ' renderedHtml: '

January 1st and you’re already achieving your dreams this year. Proud of you

' score: 171 upvotes: 171 createdAt: '2019-01-01T23:01:38.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383698 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: ed1jvgl,ed1kvxb,ed1x7hf,ed1maew,ed1q06b,ed2302m hasMore: true - id: ed1e41p url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e41p/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e41p/ parentId: t1_ed1c6s4 author: IIReallyDontCareDoU text: 'I took a shit about 20 minutes before midnight. Then my dog started freaking out because my neighbor decided 11:40 was midnight. (Fireworks) Tried to console him through the door then spent the rest of the night cuddling with him. Best New Years ever.' renderedHtml: '

I took a shit about 20 minutes before midnight. Then my dog started freaking out because my neighbor decided 11:40 was midnight. (Fireworks)

Tried to console him through the door then spent the rest of the night cuddling with him.

Best New Years ever.

' score: 225 upvotes: 225 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:49:58.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1kxn6,ed1x67j hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1j006,ed1kcfg,ed1itnb,ed1jln9,ed1kyrp,ed1os0l,ed1zhe2,ed1iywo,ed1jk93,ed1kaux,ed1kg38,ed1vvw3 hasMore: true - id: ed1d0da url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d0da/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d0da/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: owen00600 text: 'I have trust issues ' renderedHtml: '

I have trust issues

' score: 442 upvotes: 442 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:35:40.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1d8xb url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d8xb/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d8xb/ parentId: t1_ed1d0da author: ShoddySubstance text: we can try and help relieve at least one issue renderedHtml: '

we can try and help relieve at least one issue

' score: 202 upvotes: 202 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:38:44.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1qvvu hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed2b5tj,ed1jllb hasMore: true - id: ed1i2l9 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i2l9/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i2l9/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: bluntsandthunder text: 'I’ve poop twice since 2019 started, take that 2018! Your shit can’t hold me back any longer! ' renderedHtml: '

I’ve poop twice since 2019 started, take that 2018! Your shit can’t hold me back any longer!

' score: 371 upvotes: 371 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:43:27.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1i4n0 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i4n0/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i4n0/ parentId: t1_ed1i2l9 author: ShoddySubstance text: take no shit from 2018! renderedHtml: '

take no shit from 2018!

' score: 167 upvotes: 167 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:44:14.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1ocy6 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1qol0,ed1ldw6 hasMore: true - id: ed1j4ue url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j4ue/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j4ue/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: Maverick039 text: 'I literally read this as I sat down for my first 2019 poop. ' renderedHtml: '

I literally read this as I sat down for my first 2019 poop.

' score: 93 upvotes: 93 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:58:08.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed26s0r,ed1livk,ed1zq16 hasMore: true - id: ed1cf2z url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cf2z/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cf2z/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: greencannondale text: 'I took Imodium for its labeled purpose yesterday evening and it is still working. ' renderedHtml: '

I took Imodium for its labeled purpose yesterday evening and it is still working.

' score: 89 upvotes: 89 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:28:27.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1nyck,ed2159t,ed1ln4t hasMore: true - id: ed1b2m2 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1b2m2/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1b2m2/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: MerleyMonster text: Alcohol makes me constipated :P renderedHtml: '

Alcohol makes me constipated :P

' score: 555 upvotes: 555 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:11:55.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1e6be url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e6be/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e6be/ parentId: t1_ed1b2m2 author: '[deleted]' text: 'It does the complete opposite to me. The beer shits is literally a pain in the arse ' renderedHtml: '

It does the complete opposite to me. The beer shits is literally a pain in the arse

' score: 454 upvotes: 454 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:50:47.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1j821,ed1xdyp,ed1j8pv,ed1rj86,ed1izln,ed2m7t0,ed1iz3c,ed1jqzu,ed1kwta,ed1m39j,ed1yogw hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1ioyu,ed1by94,ed1j6ms,ed1djna,ed1jasj,ed1j5vr hasMore: true - id: ed1i419 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i419/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i419/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: flumsi text: cocaine renderedHtml: '

cocaine

' score: 67 upvotes: 67 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:44:01.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed240nr hasMore: true - id: ed1ed00 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ed00/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ed00/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: '[deleted]' text: 'I did an enema yesterday and didn''t eat. 2019''s first poop will be from food from 2019. Funny you should ask. ' renderedHtml: '

I did an enema yesterday and didn't eat. 2019's first poop will be from food from 2019. Funny you should ask.

' score: 184 upvotes: 184 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:53:13.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1jjt9,ed1jx9s hasMore: true - id: ed1cbou url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cbou/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cbou/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: DGiovanni text: I don't poop at work renderedHtml: '

I don't poop at work

' score: 227 upvotes: 227 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:27:18.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ck2x url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ck2x/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ck2x/ parentId: t1_ed1cbou author: ShoddySubstance text: you should, boss makes a dollar, you make a dime, that's why you poop on company time. renderedHtml: '

you should, boss makes a dollar, you make a dime, that's why you poop on company time.

' score: 713 upvotes: 713 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:30:06.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: true stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: ed1ikbu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ikbu/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ikbu/ parentId: t1_ed1ck2x author: HillarysDoubleChin text: 'I have IBS so my approach is slightly different. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that''s why I poop 16 times a day.' renderedHtml: '

I have IBS so my approach is slightly different.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop 16 times a day.

' score: 372 upvotes: 372 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:50:16.000Z' createdUtc: 1546383016 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1izr6,ed2eg0y,ed1jdtw,ed1k9si,ed1zu37 hasMore: true page: nextCursor: eda01mk hasMore: true page: nextCursor: ed1qs4s,ed1oc3g hasMore: true - id: ed1i065 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i065/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i065/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: Quinthyll text: Because, much like 2018, I don't give a crap in 2019. renderedHtml: '

Because, much like 2018, I don't give a crap in 2019.

' score: 85 upvotes: 85 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:42:32.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed2g4bw hasMore: true - id: ed1f39m url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1f39m/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1f39m/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: Seventy_x_7 text: "Woke up at 3am because I caught the stomach virus my daughter and my son had. \n\nI’ve lost like 4 pounds in the last 12 hours thanks to pooping and vomiting.\n\nWahoo, back under my pre-pregnancy weight. " renderedHtml: '

Woke up at 3am because I caught the stomach virus my daughter and my son had.

I’ve lost like 4 pounds in the last 12 hours thanks to pooping and vomiting.

Wahoo, back under my pre-pregnancy weight.

' score: 123 upvotes: 123 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:02:37.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1lg96,ed1t4tq,ed1qhd5,ed1ll1i,ed1u279,ed3bx19,ed2cc6g hasMore: true - id: ed1i9jb url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i9jb/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i9jb/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: The_Goondocks text: It won't let go of ME! renderedHtml: '

It won't let go of ME!

' score: 28 upvotes: 28 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:46:07.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: ed1ifnc,ed26t07 hasMore: true - id: ed1ixhp url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ixhp/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ixhp/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: I_Kaint_Spale text: 'Then 2019 is official, right now, as I typed this...(grunt.. sigh) Happy New Year! ' renderedHtml: '

Then 2019 is official, right now, as I typed this...(grunt.. sigh) Happy New Year!

' score: 27 upvotes: 27 createdAt: '2019-01-01T22:55:16.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: ed1dn3p url: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dn3p/ permalink: /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1dn3p/ parentId: t3_ablzuq author: Ammuniti0n text: I'm not ready to release the humongous 2018 crap out yet. Give us time renderedHtml: '

I'm not ready to release the humongous 2018 crap out yet. Give us time

' score: 27 upvotes: 27 createdAt: '2019-01-01T21:43:47.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false meta: requestId: req_01example creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 no_comments: value: data: lookupStatus: found post: id: 1sgke73 title: CoinGecko 2026 Spot CEX Report url: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sgke73 permalink: /r/coingecko/comments/1sgke73/coingecko_2026_spot_cex_report/ subreddit: coingecko subredditNamePrefixed: r/coingecko author: coingecko score: 1 upvoteRatio: 1 commentCount: 0 createdAt: '2026-04-09T09:05:30.000Z' over18: false locked: false stickied: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false comments: [] meta: requestId: req_01example_nc creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 last_page: value: data: lookupStatus: found post: id: 1tgimff title: Aura Displays debuts new portable monitor with foldable AMOLED display url: https://www.notebookcheck.net/Aura-Displays-debuts-new-portable-monitor-with-foldable-AMOLED-display.1299245.0.html permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/ subreddit: gadgets subredditNamePrefixed: r/gadgets author: dapperlemon score: 409 upvoteRatio: 0.9 commentCount: 39 createdAt: '2026-05-18T10:35:29.000Z' over18: false locked: false stickied: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false comments: - id: omgjq7a url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgjq7a/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgjq7a/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: AutoModerator text: ' We have a giveaway running, be sure to enter in the post linked below for your chance to win! * [Intehill x r/Gadgets Giveaway — Win Stunning DuoTrek 1 & 2.5K 120Hz 16'''' Portable Monitor 2!](https://old.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1t962i5/giveaway_intehill_x_rgadgets_giveaway_win) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/gadgets) if you have any questions or concerns.*' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T10:35:30.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: true locked: true distinguished: moderator replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omhevde url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhevde/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhevde/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: narwhal_breeder text: 'Cool - but I don’t really see the point of a folding monitor that would have no problem fitting in a laptop pouch unfolded.  Wouldn’t the use case for these being able to fit a larger than normal screen in a laptop bag? So 16in +?  I use portable monitors alllll the time for work - and it always just goes in the same pouch as my laptop.  $1299 for a 13.3 inch screen that would fit in any laptop pouch/bag unfolded with a laptop anyways.. A solution in search of a problem. ' renderedHtml: '

Cool - but I don’t really see the point of a folding monitor that would have no problem fitting in a laptop pouch unfolded. 

Wouldn’t the use case for these being able to fit a larger than normal screen in a laptop bag? So 16in +? 

I use portable monitors alllll the time for work - and it always just goes in the same pouch as my laptop. 

$1299 for a 13.3 inch screen that would fit in any laptop pouch/bag unfolded with a laptop anyways..

A solution in search of a problem. 

' score: 34 upvotes: 34 createdAt: '2026-05-18T13:47:14.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omi3syt url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3syt/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3syt/ parentId: t1_omhevde author: RenderedMeat text: "Sheesh! $1300! You can buy a a 13” iPad for that much, use it as a second monitor, AND as an iPad. \n\nI use a 16” portable monitor with 1440p resolution and it cost like $80. And yeah, it slides right next to my laptop. " renderedHtml: '

Sheesh! $1300! You can buy a a 13” iPad for that much, use it as a second monitor, AND as an iPad.

I use a 16” portable monitor with 1440p resolution and it cost like $80. And yeah, it slides right next to my laptop.

' score: 21 upvotes: 21 createdAt: '2026-05-18T15:44:21.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omi438d url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi438d/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi438d/ parentId: t1_omi3syt author: narwhal_breeder text: You can get two 13 in iPads for that.  renderedHtml: '

You can get two 13 in iPads for that. 

' score: 4 upvotes: 4 createdAt: '2026-05-18T15:45:39.000Z' createdUtc: 1779119139 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omj6o2y url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omj6o2y/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omj6o2y/ parentId: t1_omi438d author: zen1706 text: No you can’t unless you buy used. renderedHtml: '

No you can’t unless you buy used.

' score: 5 upvotes: 5 createdAt: '2026-05-18T18:56:04.000Z' createdUtc: 1779130564 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omjjw9g url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjjw9g/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjjw9g/ parentId: t1_omi3syt author: Vandorol text: How do u use it as a second monitor with windows laptop? renderedHtml: '

How do u use it as a second monitor with windows laptop?

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T20:02:01.000Z' createdUtc: 1779134521 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omjmbjf url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjmbjf/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjmbjf/ parentId: t1_omjjw9g author: RenderedMeat text: Requires an app, but there’s a few. Spacedesk, Duet Display, LetsView, others… renderedHtml: '

Requires an app, but there’s a few. Spacedesk, Duet Display, LetsView, others…

' score: 5 upvotes: 5 createdAt: '2026-05-18T20:13:14.000Z' createdUtc: 1779135194 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omjvxx8 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjvxx8/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjvxx8/ parentId: t1_omjmbjf author: Pleasant_Dot_189 text: 'Those are all terrible imo. The latency lag makes the set up silly ' renderedHtml: '

Those are all terrible imo. The latency lag makes the set up silly

' score: 3 upvotes: 3 createdAt: '2026-05-18T20:57:25.000Z' createdUtc: 1779137845 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omk84wh url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk84wh/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk84wh/ parentId: t1_omjvxx8 author: leastlol text: 'Astropad sells a dongle/software for this as well: https://astropad.com/ The latency for any of these is obviously worse than a portable monitor with a direct connection, but they''re also often more than adequate as a secondary display where the latency just doesn''t matter as much. If you''re carrying an iPad already, I think it''s more sensible than carrying a laptop, iPad, and portable monitor.' renderedHtml: '

Astropad sells a dongle/software for this as well:

https://astropad.com/

The latency for any of these is obviously worse than a portable monitor with a direct connection, but they're also often more than adequate as a secondary display where the latency just doesn't matter as much.

If you're carrying an iPad already, I think it's more sensible than carrying a laptop, iPad, and portable monitor.

' score: 5 upvotes: 5 createdAt: '2026-05-18T21:58:08.000Z' createdUtc: 1779141488 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omk9vwb url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9vwb/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9vwb/ parentId: t1_omjvxx8 author: RenderedMeat text: 'I haven’t used them. Using an iPad as a second screen with a Mac is seamless and fast. ' renderedHtml: '

I haven’t used them. Using an iPad as a second screen with a Mac is seamless and fast.

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T22:07:40.000Z' createdUtc: 1779142060 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omhnl6z url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhnl6z/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhnl6z/ parentId: t1_omhevde author: 5eppa text: 'Came to basically say this. I get foldable phones because in a smaller amount of carrying space you''re getting more total screen size. But this doesn''t have a stand, costs a ton of money for what you get, and doesn''t seem to do anything aside from fold. I just don''t know what the use case for this is. Maybe if it had a couple of kick stands and was like a 26 inch screen that folded into the size of a 13 inch one then I could justify taking it with me on a trip because it would be highly portable and give me great real estate for working while traveling. ' renderedHtml: '

Came to basically say this. I get foldable phones because in a smaller amount of carrying space you're getting more total screen size. But this doesn't have a stand, costs a ton of money for what you get, and doesn't seem to do anything aside from fold. I just don't know what the use case for this is. Maybe if it had a couple of kick stands and was like a 26 inch screen that folded into the size of a 13 inch one then I could justify taking it with me on a trip because it would be highly portable and give me great real estate for working while traveling.

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-18T14:30:05.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omk9agk url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9agk/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9agk/ parentId: t1_omhnl6z author: leastlol text: "Asus showed off a folding laptop that kind of does this: \n\nhttps://www.asus.com/content/unfold-the-incredible-with-asus-zenbook-17-fold-oled/\n\nIt's not just a display, though. \n\nI think maybe one possible use case for the smaller folding 13 inch display is someone using their phone as a desktop computer (with Dex or whatever Google's new implementation for it is called) - you could maybe fit this display into a small sling instead of a backpack/messenger bag. Still does feel like it's a solution in search of a problem." renderedHtml: '

Asus showed off a folding laptop that kind of does this:

https://www.asus.com/content/unfold-the-incredible-with-asus-zenbook-17-fold-oled/

It's not just a display, though.

I think maybe one possible use case for the smaller folding 13 inch display is someone using their phone as a desktop computer (with Dex or whatever Google's new implementation for it is called) - you could maybe fit this display into a small sling instead of a backpack/messenger bag. Still does feel like it's a solution in search of a problem.

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-18T22:04:23.000Z' createdUtc: 1779141863 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omk9v1h url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9v1h/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9v1h/ parentId: t1_omk9agk author: 5eppa text: 'Fair, yeah their foldable laptop feels sort of more like a tablet where again I get the point. Like you said there probably is some clever use cases for this. I just struggle to see where I justify the proce tag for it. ' renderedHtml: '

Fair, yeah their foldable laptop feels sort of more like a tablet where again I get the point. Like you said there probably is some clever use cases for this. I just struggle to see where I justify the proce tag for it.

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T22:07:33.000Z' createdUtc: 1779142053 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omhruif url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhruif/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhruif/ parentId: t1_omhevde author: bluepie text: yeah they should use this tech to make like 20" screens fold down to small laptop size renderedHtml: '

yeah they should use this tech to make like 20" screens fold down to small laptop size

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-18T14:49:59.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omht4r0 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omht4r0/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omht4r0/ parentId: t1_omhevde author: rosen380 text: While I agree that it'd be silly if you are carrying around a laptop bag that it could fit into unfolded and that the price is silly for almost any use case -- maybe something like Samsung DeX, driven by the phone you are already carrying, along with 1-2 of these (assuming that they can get the price down pretty far from $1300) would make for a compact solution for travel? renderedHtml: '

While I agree that it'd be silly if you are carrying around a laptop bag that it could fit into unfolded and that the price is silly for almost any use case -- maybe something like Samsung DeX, driven by the phone you are already carrying, along with 1-2 of these (assuming that they can get the price down pretty far from $1300) would make for a compact solution for travel?

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-18T14:55:50.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omhyxeu url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhyxeu/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhyxeu/ parentId: t1_omht4r0 author: narwhal_breeder text: 'You’d be surprised at how much space carrying around a keyboard + mouse + dock + power supply for the monitors doesn’t save Compared to a much more powerful MacBook Air you can use without an outlet.  Pretty much nobody uses dex for their jobs. ' renderedHtml: '

You’d be surprised at how much space carrying around a keyboard + mouse + dock + power supply for the monitors doesn’t save Compared to a much more powerful MacBook Air you can use without an outlet. 

Pretty much nobody uses dex for their jobs. 

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-18T15:22:16.000Z' createdUtc: 1779117736 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omi3361 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3361/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3361/ parentId: t1_omhyxeu author: rosen380 text: "\"Pretty much nobody uses dex\"\n\nSure-- but since this isn't priced to be a useful product in 2026, I'm thinking more of it as a proof of concept where changes in tech get us to a point where for normal work use cases, a computer that requires the space that a laptop presently takes up would be way overkill.\n\n \nSo maybe when your run-of-the-mill flagship phone is about as powerful as a typical modern laptop...\n\nAnd maybe since you'll have the external screens, you are using your phone screen as a touchpad...\n\nAnd maybe you are charging your battery powered phone and screens with a single charging block and a couple of cables (with the connections between devices being wireless)...\n\nAnd most work laptops don't have keyboards that are that great, perhaps a a folding keyboard (so not wider than the screens when they are folded) would be sufficient and we'd still be looking at a complete package that is still far more compact that a 13-15\" laptop bag.\n\n" renderedHtml: '

"Pretty much nobody uses dex"

Sure-- but since this isn't priced to be a useful product in 2026, I'm thinking more of it as a proof of concept where changes in tech get us to a point where for normal work use cases, a computer that requires the space that a laptop presently takes up would be way overkill.

So maybe when your run-of-the-mill flagship phone is about as powerful as a typical modern laptop...

And maybe since you'll have the external screens, you are using your phone screen as a touchpad...

And maybe you are charging your battery powered phone and screens with a single charging block and a couple of cables (with the connections between devices being wireless)...

And most work laptops don't have keyboards that are that great, perhaps a a folding keyboard (so not wider than the screens when they are folded) would be sufficient and we'd still be looking at a complete package that is still far more compact that a 13-15" laptop bag.

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T15:41:10.000Z' createdUtc: 1779118870 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omi3kk4 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3kk4/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3kk4/ parentId: t1_omi3361 author: narwhal_breeder text: Great - so all we need to do is invent 5 or so other devices to make this one useful  renderedHtml: '

Great - so all we need to do is invent 5 or so other devices to make this one useful 

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T15:43:19.000Z' createdUtc: 1779118999 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omia4xa url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omia4xa/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omia4xa/ parentId: t1_omi3kk4 author: rosen380 text: "Which is often the case for products that would be deemed proofs of concepts, which was my caveat right in my follow-up comment.\n\nWe had electric motors and batteries and such for a long time which demonstrated that it was theoretically possible to have long range vehicles running with those, yet it took advancements in various technologies to get to the first actual production cars capable of driving a couple of hundred miles on a single charge.\n\nAnd even still -- for a lot of people that still isn't enough if other bits of technology don't make it reasonable for them to switch to a full EV yet, if they have no access to recharging at home or work... \n\n \n\"so all we need to do is invent 5 or so other devices\" -- and what five devices?\n\nUsing the phone as a touchpad is already a feature of DeX. A single charging block with multiple ports on it already exist. \n\nFolding keyboards already exist, I have one that is terrible. But was made like 10-15 years ago, so I guess I have to imagine they've made some improvements by now...?\n\nAnd the computing power? For anything that really needs a lot of computing power, I'm just going to remote in to a more powerful server. For editing some spreadsheets or writing some PHP code or whatever, I suspect that a modern flagship phone is more than capable.\n\n" renderedHtml: '

Which is often the case for products that would be deemed proofs of concepts, which was my caveat right in my follow-up comment.

We had electric motors and batteries and such for a long time which demonstrated that it was theoretically possible to have long range vehicles running with those, yet it took advancements in various technologies to get to the first actual production cars capable of driving a couple of hundred miles on a single charge.

And even still -- for a lot of people that still isn't enough if other bits of technology don't make it reasonable for them to switch to a full EV yet, if they have no access to recharging at home or work...

"so all we need to do is invent 5 or so other devices" -- and what five devices?

Using the phone as a touchpad is already a feature of DeX. A single charging block with multiple ports on it already exist.

Folding keyboards already exist, I have one that is terrible. But was made like 10-15 years ago, so I guess I have to imagine they've made some improvements by now...?

And the computing power? For anything that really needs a lot of computing power, I'm just going to remote in to a more powerful server. For editing some spreadsheets or writing some PHP code or whatever, I suspect that a modern flagship phone is more than capable.

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T16:13:19.000Z' createdUtc: 1779120799 depth: 5 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omjekei url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjekei/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjekei/ parentId: t1_omhevde author: grahamulax text: "Bingo. Give me a foldable monitor that basically can fit in my pocket or one hand. I wanna unfold it twice. \n\nHere’s my useless product idea. \n\nCube oled. 6 screens as a cube that unfolds into one screen. You can store the charger inside when folded as a cube. Or it’s a battery. \n\nTada! \U0001F389 " renderedHtml: '

Bingo. Give me a foldable monitor that basically can fit in my pocket or one hand. I wanna unfold it twice.

Here’s my useless product idea.

Cube oled. 6 screens as a cube that unfolds into one screen. You can store the charger inside when folded as a cube. Or it’s a battery.

Tada! 🎉

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T19:36:51.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omjf2qh url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjf2qh/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjf2qh/ parentId: t1_omjekei author: narwhal_breeder text: "I dont think id want to use a monitor shaped like this: \n[https://www.math.union.edu/\\~dpvc/talks/2001-04-28.HRUMC/GIF/Cube-Unfolded.gif](https://www.math.union.edu/~dpvc/talks/2001-04-28.HRUMC/GIF/Cube-Unfolded.gif)" renderedHtml: '

I dont think id want to use a monitor shaped like this:
https://www.math.union.edu/~dpvc/talks/2001-04-28.HRUMC/GIF/Cube-Unfolded.gif

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-18T19:39:17.000Z' createdUtc: 1779133157 depth: 2 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omjfly1 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjfly1/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjfly1/ parentId: t1_omjf2qh author: grahamulax text: 'LOL OH WAIT. hahaha. Fuck. I was thinking 9 sides then and 3 for each? My brains not in a topology mode clearly but you got me laughing HARD at my own stupidity lolllll ' renderedHtml: '

LOL OH WAIT. hahaha. Fuck. I was thinking 9 sides then and 3 for each? My brains not in a topology mode clearly but you got me laughing HARD at my own stupidity lolllll

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-18T19:41:50.000Z' createdUtc: 1779133310 depth: 3 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: oml3rqz url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/oml3rqz/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/oml3rqz/ parentId: t1_omjfly1 author: Buscemi_D_Sanji text: You've got me laughing too, I was reading this like what the fuck is he talking about hahaha renderedHtml: '

You've got me laughing too, I was reading this like what the fuck is he talking about hahaha

' score: 2 upvotes: 2 createdAt: '2026-05-19T00:59:31.000Z' createdUtc: 1779152371 depth: 4 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omlwy0h url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlwy0h/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlwy0h/ parentId: t1_omhevde author: GreenFox1505 text: 'Laptops do a better job of protecting their screens than portable monitors do. Portable monitors basically have a sheet of card board covered in fake leather thay function as scratch protection. They do almost nothing for impact protection. A folding monitor would likely have better side-on impact protection. But really the solution here is portable monitors deserve better hard covers than the shit they give you.  ' renderedHtml: '

Laptops do a better job of protecting their screens than portable monitors do. Portable monitors basically have a sheet of card board covered in fake leather thay function as scratch protection. They do almost nothing for impact protection. A folding monitor would likely have better side-on impact protection.

But really the solution here is portable monitors deserve better hard covers than the shit they give you. 

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-19T03:49:29.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omhg6uc url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhg6uc/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhg6uc/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: vaanen text: completely missed the mark by making AGAIN a screen that can already fit in a small laptop bag. nobody will ever pay for a 13 inch foldable screen when normal 13inch screen are like 300 bucks renderedHtml: '

completely missed the mark by making AGAIN a screen that can already fit in a small laptop bag. nobody will ever pay for a 13 inch foldable screen when normal 13inch screen are like 300 bucks

' score: 8 upvotes: 8 createdAt: '2026-05-18T13:53:57.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omjpjce url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjpjce/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjpjce/ parentId: t1_omhg6uc author: roguebananah text: 'Or get one that isn’t foldable, it’s a 13 inch screen and it’s $50. It’s powered by thunderbolt (at least the ones are that I travel with) 3 screens including my laptop monitor is incredible for business travel in a hotel room ' renderedHtml: '

Or get one that isn’t foldable, it’s a 13 inch screen and it’s $50. It’s powered by thunderbolt (at least the ones are that I travel with)

3 screens including my laptop monitor is incredible for business travel in a hotel room

' score: 3 upvotes: 3 createdAt: '2026-05-18T20:27:50.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omgsyv7 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgsyv7/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgsyv7/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: '[deleted]' text: '[deleted]' renderedHtml: '

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' score: 6 upvotes: 6 createdAt: '2026-05-18T11:41:57.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: - id: omgxyzg url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgxyzg/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgxyzg/ parentId: t1_omgsyv7 author: Small_Editor_3693 text: Not for $1500 though renderedHtml: '

Not for $1500 though

' score: 4 upvotes: 4 createdAt: '2026-05-18T12:13:42.000Z' depth: 1 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omh3ytj url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omh3ytj/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omh3ytj/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: level-zer0 text: 'Very cool - would love to check it out. Seems kinda pricey compared to to something like the SideTrak - but I’m sure the cost will come down over time. ' renderedHtml: '

Very cool - would love to check it out. Seems kinda pricey compared to to something like the SideTrak - but I’m sure the cost will come down over time.

' score: 7 upvotes: 7 createdAt: '2026-05-18T12:49:09.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omjckou url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjckou/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjckou/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: GregLittlefield text: 'There is no use case for a laptop since a 13" portable monitor will fill in the laptop case without needing to be folded... There would be a use case as a monitor for a tablet, but then how would you connect it to the tablet? (USB to HDMI adapter? would that work?)' renderedHtml: '

There is no use case for a laptop since a 13" portable monitor will fill in the laptop case without needing to be folded...

There would be a use case as a monitor for a tablet, but then how would you connect it to the tablet? (USB to HDMI adapter? would that work?)

' score: 3 upvotes: 3 createdAt: '2026-05-18T19:26:30.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omh9tr3 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omh9tr3/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omh9tr3/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: furculture text: 'Always thought about something like this getting made when I first saw foldable screen tech getting put in more consumer electronics. So much closer to getting a foldable monitor with more gaming-capable specs to it at some point in the future. ' renderedHtml: '

Always thought about something like this getting made when I first saw foldable screen tech getting put in more consumer electronics. So much closer to getting a foldable monitor with more gaming-capable specs to it at some point in the future.

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T13:20:56.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omhlop2 url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhlop2/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhlop2/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: ImALeaf_OnTheWind text: "This is great for a smaller portable display when you're sourcing from a phone like a Samsung or Motorola that can be the brains when you don't want to carry a full laptop around. \n\nProblem is why would I want this when Xreal/Rokid/Viture/Rayneo microOLED wearable display glasses costs less than that and is even more portable and comfortable to use? " renderedHtml: '

This is great for a smaller portable display when you're sourcing from a phone like a Samsung or Motorola that can be the brains when you don't want to carry a full laptop around.

Problem is why would I want this when Xreal/Rokid/Viture/Rayneo microOLED wearable display glasses costs less than that and is even more portable and comfortable to use?

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T14:21:00.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omjtm8q url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjtm8q/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjtm8q/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: descendantofJanus text: 'Isn''t this what they had in Westworld? ' renderedHtml: '

Isn't this what they had in Westworld?

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T20:46:32.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omjz8oh url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjz8oh/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjz8oh/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: Tegumentario text: At the low low cost of a whole brand new computer renderedHtml: '

At the low low cost of a whole brand new computer

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T21:12:55.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omk0pgd url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk0pgd/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk0pgd/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: semibiquitous text: This company will be bankrupt in 3...2...1... renderedHtml: '

This company will be bankrupt in 3...2...1...

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T21:19:58.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omk2agr url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk2agr/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk2agr/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: Starstriker text: People don't care about foldables. Just make gadgets with good enough specs and a lower price. renderedHtml: '

People don't care about foldables. Just make gadgets with good enough specs and a lower price.

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-18T21:27:44.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omlt9hm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlt9hm/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlt9hm/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: Raven_gif text: $1300 for 300nits. You could buy multiple pro grade monitors for that price. They gotta get that cost down another $1000 at the minimum. renderedHtml: '

$1300 for 300nits. You could buy multiple pro grade monitors for that price. They gotta get that cost down another $1000 at the minimum.

' score: 1 upvotes: 1 createdAt: '2026-05-19T03:26:53.000Z' depth: 0 isSubmitter: false stickied: false locked: false distinguished: null replies: items: [] page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false - id: omlygmv url: https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlygmv/ permalink: /r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlygmv/ parentId: t3_1tgimff author: JimmyKillsAlot text: I understand early adopter tax but there is no way they are selling these in a range people will actually buy them enough to scale. renderedHtml: '

I understand early adopter tax but there is no way they are selling these in a range people will actually buy them enough to scale.

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Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: bad_request message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '401': description: Missing or invalid API key content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - unauthorized description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: unauthorized message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '402': description: Insufficient credits content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - insufficient_credits description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: insufficient_credits message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '500': description: Unexpected or billing error content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - internal_error description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: internal_error message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '502': description: Lookup could not be completed from the response (unexpected or invalid data). content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - lookup_failed description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: lookup_failed message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '503': description: Service temporarily unavailable; safe to retry with backoff. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - temporarily_unavailable description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: temporarily_unavailable message: Example message. requestId: req_01example operationId: getV1RedditPostsComments x-operation-id-source: derived /v1/reddit/posts/transcript: get: tags: - Reddit summary: Get Reddit post transcript description: Get captions transcript for a Reddit video post. security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] - {} x-socialfetch-pricing: version: 1 baseCredits: 1 surcharges: [] maxCredits: 1 normalizationFailureCredits: 1 x-socialfetch-credits-pricing: 1 credit per successful request. x-socialfetch-agent-hints: disambiguation: Accepts Reddit post permalinks and direct hosted video URLs. parameters: - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 4096 description: Link to the Reddit post or hosted video. required: true description: Link to the Reddit post or hosted video. name: url in: query - schema: type: string minLength: 2 maxLength: 2 description: Optional ISO 639-1 language code (two letters) to prefer when multiple caption tracks exist. required: false description: Optional ISO 639-1 language code (two letters) to prefer when multiple caption tracks exist. name: language in: query responses: '200': description: Transcript lookup result. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: data: type: object properties: lookupStatus: type: string enum: - found - not_found - lookup_failed description: Outcome of the transcript lookup. post: type: - object - 'null' properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable post identifier. url: type: string minLength: 1 description: Canonical public post URL. videoId: type: - string - 'null' description: Hosted video identifier when available. required: - id - url - videoId description: Post identity when the lookup resolved; otherwise null. transcript: type: - object - 'null' properties: plainText: type: string description: Full transcript text parsed from captions. language: type: string description: ISO 639-1 language code for the caption track when reported by the lookup. segments: type: array items: type: object properties: text: type: string description: Transcript segment text. startMs: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Segment start offset in milliseconds. endMs: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Segment end offset in milliseconds. required: - text - startMs - endMs description: One timed transcript segment. description: Timed transcript segments parsed from captions. required: - plainText - language - segments description: Transcript content when captions are available. Null when the post resolved but captions are not exposed. required: - lookupStatus - post - transcript description: Endpoint-specific response payload. meta: type: object properties: requestId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. creditsCharged: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Credits charged for this request. version: type: string enum: - v1 description: Public API version that served the response. cached: type: boolean description: True when served from shared response cache. Credits still apply (full endpoint price); Age header may be present. required: - requestId - creditsCharged - version description: Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. required: - data - meta description: Standard success response envelope. examples: found: value: data: lookupStatus: found post: id: 1oiu9xm url: https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/1oiu9xm/football_nostalgiasaints_punter_head_coach_cant/ videoId: eflpgc6r0zxf1 transcript: plainText: stop on third down and now Barnhart I hanging stop on third down and now Barnhart I hanging language: en segments: - text: stop on third down and now Barnhart I hanging startMs: 0 endMs: 300 - text: stop on third down and now Barnhart I hanging startMs: 300 endMs: 560 meta: requestId: req_01example creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 not_found: value: data: lookupStatus: not_found post: null transcript: null meta: requestId: req_01example_nf creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 no_transcript: value: data: lookupStatus: found post: id: missing url: https://www.reddit.com/r/example/comments/missing/post/ videoId: abc123 transcript: null meta: requestId: req_01example_null creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 lookup_failed: value: data: lookupStatus: lookup_failed post: null transcript: null meta: requestId: req_01example_lf creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 '400': description: Invalid query parameters content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - bad_request description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: bad_request message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '401': description: Missing or invalid API key content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - unauthorized description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: unauthorized message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '402': description: Insufficient credits content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - insufficient_credits description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: insufficient_credits message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '500': description: Unexpected or billing error content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - internal_error description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: internal_error message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '502': description: Lookup could not be completed from the response (unexpected or invalid data). content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - lookup_failed description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: lookup_failed message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '503': description: Service temporarily unavailable; safe to retry with backoff. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - temporarily_unavailable description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: temporarily_unavailable message: Example message. requestId: req_01example operationId: getV1RedditPostsTranscript x-operation-id-source: derived /v1/reddit/subreddits/search: get: tags: - Reddit summary: Search Reddit subreddit description: Search posts within one subreddit (not site-wide — use reddit.search.list for that). security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] - {} x-socialfetch-agent-hints: disambiguation: Use `data.page.hasMore` and `data.page.nextCursor` for pagination rather than inferring completion from `data.totalResults` alone. x-socialfetch-pricing: version: 1 baseCredits: 1 surcharges: [] maxCredits: 1 normalizationFailureCredits: 1 x-socialfetch-credits-pricing: 1 credit per successful request. parameters: - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 256 description: Subreddit name, optional `r/` prefix, or Reddit subreddit URL. Must match Reddit's exact casing. Searches posts within this subreddit. required: true description: Subreddit name, optional `r/` prefix, or Reddit subreddit URL. Must match Reddit's exact casing. Searches posts within this subreddit. name: subreddit in: query - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 512 description: Search text to match against public subreddit posts. required: false description: Search text to match against public subreddit posts. name: query in: query - schema: type: string enum: - relevance - hot - top - new - comments description: 'Sort order for search results. Default: `relevance`.' required: false description: 'Sort order for search results. Default: `relevance`.' name: sort in: query - schema: type: string enum: - all - year - month - week - day - hour description: 'Time range filter for search results. Default: `all`.' required: false description: 'Time range filter for search results. Default: `all`.' name: timeframe in: query - schema: type: string minLength: 1 description: Opaque pagination cursor returned by a previous response. required: false description: Opaque pagination cursor returned by a previous response. name: cursor in: query responses: '200': description: Search results for the requested subreddit. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: data: type: object properties: subreddit: type: string description: Subreddit name evaluated for this response. query: type: - string - 'null' description: Search query evaluated for this response. sort: type: string enum: - relevance - hot - top - new - comments description: Sort order applied for this response. timeframe: type: string enum: - all - year - month - week - day - hour description: Time range filter applied for this response. posts: type: array items: type: object properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable post identifier. postId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Post identifier when available. title: type: string minLength: 1 description: Post title. url: type: string minLength: 1 description: Canonical public URL for this post. permalink: type: string minLength: 1 description: Permalink path or URL for this post. nsfw: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked as adult content. spoiler: type: boolean description: Whether the post is marked as a spoiler. crosspost: type: boolean description: Whether the post is a crosspost. subreddit: type: - object - 'null' properties: id: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit identifier when available. name: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit name when available. nsfw: type: - boolean - 'null' description: Whether the subreddit is marked as adult content. quarantined: type: - boolean - 'null' description: Whether the subreddit is quarantined. iconUrl: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit icon URL when available. bannerUrl: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit banner URL when available. description: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit description when available. weeklyVisitors: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Approximate weekly visitors when available. weeklyContributions: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Approximate weekly contributions when available. required: - id - name - nsfw - quarantined - iconUrl - bannerUrl - description - weeklyVisitors - weeklyContributions description: Subreddit metadata when available. metrics: type: object properties: votes: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Vote count when available. comments: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Comment count when available. required: - votes - comments description: Engagement metrics for this post. createdAt: type: - string - 'null' description: ISO-8601 publish timestamp when available. thumbnailUrl: type: - string - 'null' description: Thumbnail image URL when available. thumbnailBlurred: type: - boolean - 'null' description: Whether the thumbnail is blurred. position: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Position of this row in the current result page. relativePosition: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Relative position of this row in the current result page. required: - id - postId - title - url - permalink - nsfw - spoiler - crosspost - subreddit - metrics - createdAt - thumbnailUrl - thumbnailBlurred - position - relativePosition description: A post returned from a subreddit search. description: Matching posts for the search. totalResults: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Number of post rows returned in this response. page: type: object properties: nextCursor: type: - string - 'null' description: Cursor to pass in the next request when another page exists. hasMore: type: boolean description: Whether another page of results is available. required: - nextCursor - hasMore description: Pagination information for the current response. required: - subreddit - query - sort - timeframe - posts - totalResults - page description: Endpoint-specific response payload. meta: type: object properties: requestId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. creditsCharged: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Credits charged for this request. version: type: string enum: - v1 description: Public API version that served the response. cached: type: boolean description: True when served from shared response cache. Credits still apply (full endpoint price); Age header may be present. required: - requestId - creditsCharged - version description: Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. required: - data - meta description: Standard success response envelope. examples: results: value: data: subreddit: Fitness query: push ups sort: relevance timeframe: all posts: - id: t3_3c3vkn postId: t3_3c3vkn title: Here's a video I made to help you do PUSH UPS properly url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3c3vkn/heres_a_video_i_made_to_help_you_do_push_ups/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/3c3vkn/heres_a_video_i_made_to_help_you_do_push_ups/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 9112 comments: 684 createdAt: '2015-07-04T14:53:20.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 0 relativePosition: 0 - id: t3_a4r12k postId: t3_a4r12k title: 'Review of Recent Fitness/Nutrition Studies: Protein and Push-Ups, Intermittent Fasting, Omega-3 Fatty Acids & More' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/a4r12k/review_of_recent_fitnessnutrition_studies_protein/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/a4r12k/review_of_recent_fitnessnutrition_studies_protein/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 4797 comments: 254 createdAt: '2018-12-10T01:37:24.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 1 relativePosition: 1 - id: t3_237z1o postId: t3_237z1o title: Girl does push-ups for 100 days (video time lapse) (xpost r/getmotivated) url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/237z1o/girl_does_pushups_for_100_days_video_time_lapse/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/237z1o/girl_does_pushups_for_100_days_video_time_lapse/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 2670 comments: 832 createdAt: '2014-04-16T22:43:02.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 2 relativePosition: 2 - id: t3_40dbfq postId: t3_40dbfq title: Is there any point doing a 100 push ups a day in sets of 25 ? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/40dbfq/is_there_any_point_doing_a_100_push_ups_a_day_in/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/40dbfq/is_there_any_point_doing_a_100_push_ups_a_day_in/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1789 comments: 903 createdAt: '2016-01-10T21:30:07.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 3 relativePosition: 3 - id: t3_992kw9 postId: t3_992kw9 title: How far can push-ups and a pull-up bar take you for putting on some muscle? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/992kw9/how_far_can_pushups_and_a_pullup_bar_take_you_for/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/992kw9/how_far_can_pushups_and_a_pullup_bar_take_you_for/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1587 comments: 592 createdAt: '2018-08-21T12:00:08.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 4 relativePosition: 4 - id: t3_32cksu postId: t3_32cksu title: How much will push-ups help my chest? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/32cksu/how_much_will_pushups_help_my_chest/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/32cksu/how_much_will_pushups_help_my_chest/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 2003 comments: 528 createdAt: '2015-04-12T17:25:19.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 5 relativePosition: 5 - id: t3_2z1nuu postId: t3_2z1nuu title: If I do 1 set of 20 push-ups, or 2 sets of 10 push-ups, do I build the same amount of muscle either way? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2z1nuu/if_i_do_1_set_of_20_pushups_or_2_sets_of_10/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/2z1nuu/if_i_do_1_set_of_20_pushups_or_2_sets_of_10/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1872 comments: 508 createdAt: '2015-03-14T19:10:55.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 6 relativePosition: 6 - id: t3_2ogqxy postId: t3_2ogqxy title: Where does a 17 year old who can't do more than 2 push-ups start? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2ogqxy/where_does_a_17_year_old_who_cant_do_more_than_2/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/2ogqxy/where_does_a_17_year_old_who_cant_do_more_than_2/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1426 comments: 868 createdAt: '2014-12-06T15:37:57.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 7 relativePosition: 7 - id: t3_5wvmeb postId: t3_5wvmeb title: Archer Push Ups are a great chest and triceps exercise, so i've made a tutorial for you. You'll learn them today! url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/5wvmeb/archer_push_ups_are_a_great_chest_and_triceps/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/5wvmeb/archer_push_ups_are_a_great_chest_and_triceps/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 2920 comments: 213 createdAt: '2017-03-01T13:04:53.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 8 relativePosition: 8 - id: t3_6x3nml postId: t3_6x3nml title: Push-ups for a big chest? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/6x3nml/pushups_for_a_big_chest/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/6x3nml/pushups_for_a_big_chest/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1435 comments: 446 createdAt: '2017-08-31T00:59:24.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 9 relativePosition: 9 - id: t3_9oks6z postId: t3_9oks6z title: What Effect does doing just 50 Situps and 50 Push-ups have? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/9oks6z/what_effect_does_doing_just_50_situps_and_50/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/9oks6z/what_effect_does_doing_just_50_situps_and_50/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1055 comments: 536 createdAt: '2018-10-16T05:47:36.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 10 relativePosition: 10 - id: t3_2hiv3r postId: t3_2hiv3r title: 100 push-ups for Jack url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2hiv3r/100_pushups_for_jack/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/2hiv3r/100_pushups_for_jack/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1354 comments: 305 createdAt: '2014-09-26T12:57:46.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 11 relativePosition: 11 - id: t3_au7o4g postId: t3_au7o4g title: 'Review of Recent Fitness Studies V: Exercise Tempo, Push-Ups & Eccentrics' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/au7o4g/review_of_recent_fitness_studies_v_exercise_tempo/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/au7o4g/review_of_recent_fitness_studies_v_exercise_tempo/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1743 comments: 160 createdAt: '2019-02-24T12:49:50.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 12 relativePosition: 12 - id: t3_9x0r10 postId: t3_9x0r10 title: Push-ups are getting harder. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/9x0r10/pushups_are_getting_harder/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/9x0r10/pushups_are_getting_harder/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1072 comments: 157 createdAt: '2018-11-14T14:53:00.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 13 relativePosition: 13 - id: t3_2wain0 postId: t3_2wain0 title: Instead of just hammering out a bunch push-ups to impress myself, I started doing them very slow and controlled, noticed my abs engaging. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2wain0/instead_of_just_hammering_out_a_bunch_pushups_to/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/2wain0/instead_of_just_hammering_out_a_bunch_pushups_to/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1084 comments: 182 createdAt: '2015-02-18T07:45:31.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 14 relativePosition: 14 - id: t3_cqskaq postId: t3_cqskaq title: Learning proper push-up form in /r/eruditeclub. We'd love a hand from you guys. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/cqskaq/learning_proper_pushup_form_in_reruditeclub_wed/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/cqskaq/learning_proper_pushup_form_in_reruditeclub_wed/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1287 comments: 83 createdAt: '2019-08-15T16:56:22.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 15 relativePosition: 15 - id: t3_3ulh9f postId: t3_3ulh9f title: Remember Yaad's Awesome Handstand Push Up Video Tutorial? Well, I created a detailed outline of it, complete with weekly schedules for every stage so you know EXACTLY what you need to do each day! url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3ulh9f/remember_yaads_awesome_handstand_push_up_video/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/3ulh9f/remember_yaads_awesome_handstand_push_up_video/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1598 comments: 74 createdAt: '2015-11-28T16:01:19.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 16 relativePosition: 16 - id: t3_4yphv3 postId: t3_4yphv3 title: Why do I find push ups so much harder than pull ups? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/4yphv3/why_do_i_find_push_ups_so_much_harder_than_pull/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/4yphv3/why_do_i_find_push_ups_so_much_harder_than_pull/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 326 comments: 302 createdAt: '2016-08-20T15:16:06.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 17 relativePosition: 17 - id: t3_3ltm0o postId: t3_3ltm0o title: Check out the most thorough video tutorial ever created for achieving Freestanding Handstand Push-Ups! It's chock full of progression exercises, proper form cues and the programming to help you achieve them with confidence! url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3ltm0o/check_out_the_most_thorough_video_tutorial_ever/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/3ltm0o/check_out_the_most_thorough_video_tutorial_ever/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1465 comments: 62 createdAt: '2015-09-21T16:31:17.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 18 relativePosition: 18 - id: t3_471g48 postId: t3_471g48 title: I have two weeks to be able to do 47 push ups. Is it possible url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/471g48/i_have_two_weeks_to_be_able_to_do_47_push_ups_is/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/471g48/i_have_two_weeks_to_be_able_to_do_47_push_ups_is/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 153 comments: 225 createdAt: '2016-02-22T16:00:52.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 19 relativePosition: 19 - id: t3_4pl3yc postId: t3_4pl3yc title: Things I Wish I Knew 8 Years Ago url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/4pl3yc/things_i_wish_i_knew_8_years_ago/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/4pl3yc/things_i_wish_i_knew_8_years_ago/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 19488 comments: 653 createdAt: '2016-06-24T04:52:45.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 20 relativePosition: 20 - id: t3_8ogzss postId: t3_8ogzss title: 26/M/5’10 - How Fitness Transformed me from an Obese, Narrow-Minded Gamer into a Wildly Different Person url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/8ogzss/26m510_how_fitness_transformed_me_from_an_obese/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/8ogzss/26m510_how_fitness_transformed_me_from_an_obese/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 10030 comments: 644 createdAt: '2018-06-04T12:48:47.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 21 relativePosition: 21 - id: t3_7nrqkz postId: t3_7nrqkz title: Finally hit 213lbs lost, then got under 200lbs, then 244 square inches of skin was removed, 4 months of recovery. It's a year I won't ever forget. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/7nrqkz/finally_hit_213lbs_lost_then_got_under_200lbs/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/7nrqkz/finally_hit_213lbs_lost_then_got_under_200lbs/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 12986 comments: 539 createdAt: '2018-01-03T03:01:21.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 22 relativePosition: 22 - id: t3_2ny75f postId: t3_2ny75f title: This week, I turn 30. As a personal celebration, here's my two year transformation from 220-157 pounds. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2ny75f/this_week_i_turn_30_as_a_personal_celebration/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/2ny75f/this_week_i_turn_30_as_a_personal_celebration/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 6871 comments: 1119 createdAt: '2014-12-01T16:12:01.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 23 relativePosition: 23 - id: t3_84rceg postId: t3_84rceg title: '2 Year Transformation: 20 Yo College Student from Freshman Year to Junior year (pics)' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/84rceg/2_year_transformation_20_yo_college_student_from/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/84rceg/2_year_transformation_20_yo_college_student_from/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 5927 comments: 715 createdAt: '2018-03-16T00:14:42.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 24 relativePosition: 24 totalResults: 25 page: nextCursor: t3_84rceg hasMore: true meta: requestId: req_01example creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 empty: value: data: subreddit: Fitness query: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz_no_match_99999 sort: relevance timeframe: all posts: [] totalResults: 0 page: nextCursor: null hasMore: false meta: requestId: req_01example_empty creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 paginated: value: data: subreddit: Fitness query: push ups sort: relevance timeframe: all posts: - id: t3_4gc6p8 postId: t3_4gc6p8 title: 30 Kinds of Push-Ups - Including Basic, Plyometric, Handstand/Vertical Pushing Based, Ring Based and Other Variations! url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/4gc6p8/30_kinds_of_pushups_including_basic_plyometric/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/4gc6p8/30_kinds_of_pushups_including_basic_plyometric/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 742 comments: 51 createdAt: '2016-04-25T07:00:05.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 0 relativePosition: 0 - id: t3_bze0g8 postId: t3_bze0g8 title: 'Weight Loss Update: 438 lbs to 260 lbs. ~ 180 pounds down in 1 year naturally with diet and exercise!' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/bze0g8/weight_loss_update_438_lbs_to_260_lbs_180_pounds/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/bze0g8/weight_loss_update_438_lbs_to_260_lbs_180_pounds/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 7836 comments: 439 createdAt: '2019-06-11T15:38:07.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 1 relativePosition: 1 - id: t3_8406h6 postId: t3_8406h6 title: Ok, so you're supposed to balance out your pushing and pulling right? Opposite Vertical Press is Pull-Ups. Opposite Bench Press/Push-Ups is Horizontal Row. Opposite Dips is...? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/8406h6/ok_so_youre_supposed_to_balance_out_your_pushing/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/8406h6/ok_so_youre_supposed_to_balance_out_your_pushing/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 227 comments: 115 createdAt: '2018-03-13T00:49:57.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 2 relativePosition: 2 - id: t3_abwgs5 postId: t3_abwgs5 title: Each New Year I post here for those of you taking up swimming for improvement, exercise or weight management. This year I am sharing swimming secrets of long time swimmers like myself that you never see written elsewhere and no-one explains url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/abwgs5/each_new_year_i_post_here_for_those_of_you_taking/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/abwgs5/each_new_year_i_post_here_for_those_of_you_taking/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 6423 comments: 496 createdAt: '2019-01-02T19:06:02.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 3 relativePosition: 3 - id: t3_bmp3q0 postId: t3_bmp3q0 title: 'My transformation after sobering up and working out in a small gym without real equipment: 6 month update' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/bmp3q0/my_transformation_after_sobering_up_and_working/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/bmp3q0/my_transformation_after_sobering_up_and_working/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 5915 comments: 496 createdAt: '2019-05-09T20:51:16.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 4 relativePosition: 4 - id: t3_j8uo2 postId: t3_j8uo2 title: If you weigh 165lbs and do push ups, is that the equivalent of benching around that weight? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/j8uo2/if_you_weigh_165lbs_and_do_push_ups_is_that_the/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/j8uo2/if_you_weigh_165lbs_and_do_push_ups_is_that_the/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 98 comments: 231 createdAt: '2011-08-04T15:02:50.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 5 relativePosition: 5 - id: t3_3394cx postId: t3_3394cx title: Is it okay to do sit ups and push ups everyday? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3394cx/is_it_okay_to_do_sit_ups_and_push_ups_everyday/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/3394cx/is_it_okay_to_do_sit_ups_and_push_ups_everyday/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 184 comments: 148 createdAt: '2015-04-20T17:10:11.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 6 relativePosition: 6 - id: t3_92bhaj postId: t3_92bhaj title: We over at r/flexibility created a new full-body stretching routine. Takes 30 minutes and we've included a follow-along video, cheat sheets and pictures of each exercise. Try it out! url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/92bhaj/we_over_at_rflexibility_created_a_new_fullbody/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/92bhaj/we_over_at_rflexibility_created_a_new_fullbody/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 14066 comments: 325 createdAt: '2018-07-27T10:49:54.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 7 relativePosition: 7 - id: t3_5gpc6l postId: t3_5gpc6l title: My 2 yr. transformation 24y.o male. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/5gpc6l/my_2_yr_transformation_24yo_male/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/5gpc6l/my_2_yr_transformation_24yo_male/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 5985 comments: 654 createdAt: '2016-12-05T23:27:23.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 8 relativePosition: 8 - id: t3_bcvvsk postId: t3_bcvvsk title: Exercises for hugging strength? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/bcvvsk/exercises_for_hugging_strength/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/bcvvsk/exercises_for_hugging_strength/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 4535 comments: 597 createdAt: '2019-04-13T22:07:51.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 9 relativePosition: 9 - id: t3_h9ewhw postId: t3_h9ewhw title: How to train while gaining/lose weight, why lean bulking sets you up for failure, and how I gain/lose without counting calories or macros url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/h9ewhw/how_to_train_while_gaininglose_weight_why_lean/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/h9ewhw/how_to_train_while_gaininglose_weight_why_lean/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 3218 comments: 709 createdAt: '2020-06-15T11:58:03.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 10 relativePosition: 10 - id: t3_cwg1el postId: t3_cwg1el title: 25/M/5'8" 150lb to 172lb - My 4 year "Powerbuilding" Journey url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/cwg1el/25m58_150lb_to_172lb_my_4_year_powerbuilding/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/cwg1el/25m58_150lb_to_172lb_my_4_year_powerbuilding/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 4710 comments: 516 createdAt: '2019-08-28T04:46:46.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 11 relativePosition: 11 - id: t3_bu8b05 postId: t3_bu8b05 title: Can I get decently fit by just doing pull-ups, push-ups, planks, and squats? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/bu8b05/can_i_get_decently_fit_by_just_doing_pullups/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/bu8b05/can_i_get_decently_fit_by_just_doing_pullups/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 202 comments: 95 createdAt: '2019-05-29T01:11:22.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 12 relativePosition: 12 - id: t3_3awmhc postId: t3_3awmhc title: (27/M/170) Transormation WoW nerd to exercise nerd url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3awmhc/27m170_transormation_wow_nerd_to_exercise_nerd/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/3awmhc/27m170_transormation_wow_nerd_to_exercise_nerd/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 3677 comments: 1401 createdAt: '2015-06-24T02:24:25.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 13 relativePosition: 13 - id: t3_43vm7n postId: t3_43vm7n title: How far can push-ups and sit-ups take you? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/43vm7n/how_far_can_pushups_and_situps_take_you/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/43vm7n/how_far_can_pushups_and_situps_take_you/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 182 comments: 119 createdAt: '2016-02-02T18:45:34.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 14 relativePosition: 14 - id: t3_2zh7ah postId: t3_2zh7ah title: 'Chest 101: An Anatomical Guide to Training' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2zh7ah/chest_101_an_anatomical_guide_to_training/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/2zh7ah/chest_101_an_anatomical_guide_to_training/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 5081 comments: 721 createdAt: '2015-03-18T15:48:19.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 15 relativePosition: 15 - id: t3_6mvakz postId: t3_6mvakz title: From fat to fit. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/6mvakz/from_fat_to_fit/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/6mvakz/from_fat_to_fit/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 5761 comments: 446 createdAt: '2017-07-12T17:01:42.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 16 relativePosition: 16 - id: t3_c0ga1d postId: t3_c0ga1d title: M 5'9" 185 -> 190, 13 month transformation url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/c0ga1d/m_59_185_190_13_month_transformation/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/c0ga1d/m_59_185_190_13_month_transformation/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 3697 comments: 524 createdAt: '2019-06-14T05:20:36.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 17 relativePosition: 17 - id: t3_1zjnc7 postId: t3_1zjnc7 title: If you want to get big, eat big. Really big. url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/1zjnc7/if_you_want_to_get_big_eat_big_really_big/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/1zjnc7/if_you_want_to_get_big_eat_big_really_big/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 4614 comments: 788 createdAt: '2014-03-04T17:38:08.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 18 relativePosition: 18 - id: t3_3yssrf postId: t3_3yssrf title: My 2016 100,000 push-up challenge url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3yssrf/my_2016_100000_pushup_challenge/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/3yssrf/my_2016_100000_pushup_challenge/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 92 comments: 152 createdAt: '2015-12-30T16:40:15.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 19 relativePosition: 19 - id: t3_yaw8qa postId: t3_yaw8qa title: No Rest Days url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/yaw8qa/no_rest_days/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/yaw8qa/no_rest_days/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 1590 comments: 667 createdAt: '2022-10-22T19:23:48.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 20 relativePosition: 20 - id: t3_2r1dzs postId: t3_2r1dzs title: '[Progress] My 4 Month Transformation, 19 year old male. Hope this inspires you!' url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2r1dzs/progress_my_4_month_transformation_19_year_old/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/2r1dzs/progress_my_4_month_transformation_19_year_old/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 4455 comments: 696 createdAt: '2015-01-01T21:40:19.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 21 relativePosition: 21 - id: t3_9r59vs postId: t3_9r59vs title: Advice on my push-up form? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/9r59vs/advice_on_my_pushup_form/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/9r59vs/advice_on_my_pushup_form/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 170 comments: 92 createdAt: '2018-10-25T00:17:53.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 22 relativePosition: 22 - id: t3_sb7tbh postId: t3_sb7tbh title: 1,000 Workouts Without a Rest Day url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/sb7tbh/1000_workouts_without_a_rest_day/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/sb7tbh/1000_workouts_without_a_rest_day/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 2699 comments: 378 createdAt: '2022-01-23T23:58:53.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 23 relativePosition: 23 - id: t3_8jrdsm postId: t3_8jrdsm title: Fellow introverts, how did you convince yourself to go to a gym? url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/8jrdsm/fellow_introverts_how_did_you_convince_yourself/ permalink: /r/Fitness/comments/8jrdsm/fellow_introverts_how_did_you_convince_yourself/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qhx4 name: Fitness nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 2411 comments: 1368 createdAt: '2018-05-16T02:17:33.000Z' thumbnailUrl: null thumbnailBlurred: false position: 24 relativePosition: 24 totalResults: 25 page: nextCursor: t3_8jrdsm hasMore: true meta: requestId: req_01example_paginated creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 withThumbnails: value: data: subreddit: pics query: cat sort: relevance timeframe: all posts: - id: t3_1rbyffx postId: t3_1rbyffx title: '[OC] One of Ernest Hemingway’s polydactyl cats ignoring museum rules to curl up in his bed' url: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1rbyffx permalink: /r/pics/comments/1rbyffx/oc_one_of_ernest_hemingways_polydactyl_cats/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 36578 comments: 608 createdAt: '2026-02-22T21:35:47.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://preview.redd.it/wcyvtm1l74lg1.jpg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=b65fbb68f6c3e3a9c5f9275ce760372fc3981b9e thumbnailBlurred: false position: 0 relativePosition: 0 - id: t3_1rgdxt7 postId: t3_1rgdxt7 title: '[OC] My cat does this anytime I leave any bag and then walks around like this' url: https://i.redd.it/n1zolprpt2mg1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1rgdxt7/oc_my_cat_does_this_anytime_i_leave_any_bag_and/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 15142 comments: 418 createdAt: '2026-02-27T18:00:15.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://preview.redd.it/n1zolprpt2mg1.jpeg?width=140&height=105&auto=webp&s=02645d98ae1c34fa72f43b9b0f1aa739e811c8f0 thumbnailBlurred: false position: 1 relativePosition: 1 - id: t3_1tc2m16 postId: t3_1tc2m16 title: My client asked me to paint her elderly cat in the place he would dream about(OC) url: https://i.redd.it/752pxhek8x0h1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1tc2m16/my_client_asked_me_to_paint_her_elderly_cat_in/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 9731 comments: 182 createdAt: '2026-05-13T15:14:50.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://preview.redd.it/752pxhek8x0h1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=8249d8dc21a0212a8a23fe6e6fcaa5ab5286340b thumbnailBlurred: false position: 2 relativePosition: 2 - id: t3_1sjb6ws postId: t3_1sjb6ws title: '[OC] This cat I photographed while drunk in Amsterdam 12 years ago.' url: https://i.redd.it/ypwbevxxnqug1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1sjb6ws/oc_this_cat_i_photographed_while_drunk_in/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 27757 comments: 166 createdAt: '2026-04-12T10:44:10.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://preview.redd.it/ypwbevxxnqug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=1b78735379cd5b26f84d6d3b574e27e83e7f2f27 thumbnailBlurred: false position: 3 relativePosition: 3 - 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id: t3_1fvaru1 postId: t3_1fvaru1 title: Went looking for my cat after I hadn’t seen her for w couple hours and this is how I found her. url: https://i.imgur.com/2m9KSmQ.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1fvaru1/went_looking_for_my_cat_after_i_hadnt_seen_her/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 68336 comments: 912 createdAt: '2024-10-03T15:41:06.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/UdF1ayDsN4s1MdiWUra2VXdL0biA5t3QtByDwB-_JH4.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 6 relativePosition: 6 - id: t3_1brxga4 postId: t3_1brxga4 title: My cat just turned me in to a Bond villain url: https://i.redd.it/fkh2iuihhkrc1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1brxga4/my_cat_just_turned_me_in_to_a_bond_villain/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 79729 comments: 2744 createdAt: '2024-03-31T00:49:09.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/j2Ey9kwuxlc2sM2-yuXt6cNNvpn09Cogw_sqlQjIaaw.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 7 relativePosition: 7 - id: t3_1fe08nd postId: t3_1fe08nd title: Illegal alien eating a cat on TV. url: https://i.redd.it/7hymp83yi3od1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1fe08nd/illegal_alien_eating_a_cat_on_tv/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 85127 comments: 899 createdAt: '2024-09-11T03:03:26.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/cOUwicocfGg9uIDA6QkVPZ5U7IU1IWbjFXg5oAxkPdQ.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 8 relativePosition: 8 - id: t3_1h3jjky postId: t3_1h3jjky title: A family with their cat wearing masks during the Spanish Flu url: https://i.redd.it/3661etuy534e1.png permalink: /r/pics/comments/1h3jjky/a_family_with_their_cat_wearing_masks_during_the/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 79500 comments: 565 createdAt: '2024-11-30T18:56:51.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/3JWf7zVo6AgLNhjH0HKuAYeLtOn-YEeS34aJpdPWvrU.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 9 relativePosition: 9 - id: t3_17xjfyu postId: t3_17xjfyu title: Left the office & found the neighbors cat in my car. url: https://i.redd.it/6mmhc93lux0c1.jpg permalink: /r/pics/comments/17xjfyu/left_the_office_found_the_neighbors_cat_in_my_car/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 220606 comments: 3452 createdAt: '2023-11-17T16:54:07.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/Ld3S_-S6BzLvZEYj7Luv-zHzelmpNwPpfa04vUwSIf4.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 10 relativePosition: 10 - id: t3_1ewrrgi postId: t3_1ewrrgi title: 'Kursk Offensive: Ukraine''s Childless Cat Ladies Brigade is in Sudzha.' url: https://i.redd.it/5uaj3o3dmsjd1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1ewrrgi/kursk_offensive_ukraines_childless_cat_ladies/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 19937 comments: 991 createdAt: '2024-08-20T10:06:28.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/buJGhxJF6SJdWnET3qR6TF3YraQCDs1S2xWwYa0wtUI.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 11 relativePosition: 11 - id: t3_1cxrevq postId: t3_1cxrevq title: Someone left these two in a cat carrier two feet from the river url: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1cxrevq permalink: /r/pics/comments/1cxrevq/someone_left_these_two_in_a_cat_carrier_two_feet/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 46250 comments: 786 createdAt: '2024-05-22T04:07:03.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/xBp9PYvMQGnsoXsqpZJQ1KycrTB99k4-3cGnuMaepEU.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 12 relativePosition: 12 - id: t3_1ffsxyv postId: t3_1ffsxyv title: Before anyone starts, this is my cat, not my dinner. url: https://i.redd.it/z88sc0jjgkod1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1ffsxyv/before_anyone_starts_this_is_my_cat_not_my_dinner/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 31607 comments: 486 createdAt: '2024-09-13T12:00:15.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/1wY6IWnWfLFshg9D6ECGt0hKYS3GjzSQ_8iSyQ_3dl4.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 13 relativePosition: 13 - id: t3_10jhnbc postId: t3_10jhnbc title: Doja Cat covered in 30,000 Swarovski crystals applied by hand at the Schiaparelli Haute Couture show url: https://i.redd.it/vx484gv9avda1.jpg permalink: /r/pics/comments/10jhnbc/doja_cat_covered_in_30000_swarovski_crystals/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 44528 comments: 5809 createdAt: '2023-01-23T17:12:46.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/0GQE935ryaDh9SMKhK0Ipb1WjhPYszdg-gaX78wEKqk.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 14 relativePosition: 14 - id: t3_1czexys postId: t3_1czexys title: James Corden on his phone on the set of Cats url: https://i.redd.it/igubj0qdrb2d1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1czexys/james_corden_on_his_phone_on_the_set_of_cats/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 22912 comments: 686 createdAt: '2024-05-24T07:14:01.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/cWB9qmH1d3HsI3uYavypwYstybGwcHHH-GIA0zw63jQ.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 15 relativePosition: 15 - id: t3_1hnezxx postId: t3_1hnezxx title: Black bengal cats exist url: https://i.redd.it/k38xh8n99e9e1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1hnezxx/black_bengal_cats_exist/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 62118 comments: 276 createdAt: '2024-12-27T13:35:37.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/w9In5V194wO2Dept3R6E3QH0w7E4nkW4hsZlKICcuPo.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 16 relativePosition: 16 - id: t3_1703des postId: t3_1703des title: Father-in-law got this pic of a cat saved from a fire in SE Michigan url: https://i.redd.it/927gd8pf1asb1.jpg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1703des/fatherinlaw_got_this_pic_of_a_cat_saved_from_a/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 34789 comments: 922 createdAt: '2023-10-05T00:16:39.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/HIPWl98uKjk3KkVl8tpU5hbsCmCaV1HbW98_9qc_cOQ.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 17 relativePosition: 17 - id: t3_1jmpjfa postId: t3_1jmpjfa title: Freddie Mercury eating soup in bed with his cats, 1987 url: https://i.redd.it/k4336lrhjnre1.png permalink: /r/pics/comments/1jmpjfa/freddie_mercury_eating_soup_in_bed_with_his_cats/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 40149 comments: 214 createdAt: '2025-03-29T16:03:23.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/Fup8_Q03o3kvyAC8XaxHmLfOnTeycg5JiIkWtCn6QV8.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 18 relativePosition: 18 - id: t3_1bl1wvp postId: t3_1bl1wvp title: Ukrainian refugee with her dog and two cats crosses the border into Poland url: https://i.redd.it/4g8g15cnlwpc1.png permalink: /r/pics/comments/1bl1wvp/ukrainian_refugee_with_her_dog_and_two_cats/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 35585 comments: 493 createdAt: '2024-03-22T15:25:44.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/yPB8vNwBxLFGiiPRnZK9PNtkxQ2xe3vNIkAgxWpaxUk.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 19 relativePosition: 19 - id: t3_13c881c postId: t3_13c881c title: Hanging out with some of the coolest cats out there. url: https://i.redd.it/ecyqaqznwoya1.jpg permalink: /r/pics/comments/13c881c/hanging_out_with_some_of_the_coolest_cats_out/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 40514 comments: 939 createdAt: '2023-05-08T23:13:26.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/YJC8FD_s4HKpoZrLeYCnVR3lFcZTN5BJbwyYU7NHHU0.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 20 relativePosition: 20 - id: t3_1czrg77 postId: t3_1czrg77 title: Mask mandates during WWI in 1918 were taken so seriously that they even made tiny cat masks. url: https://i.redd.it/v6kpe3dx1f2d1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1czrg77/mask_mandates_during_wwi_in_1918_were_taken_so/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 15377 comments: 411 createdAt: '2024-05-24T18:18:28.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/XgQIhRg71dALQlCwAJJLJD7pOGq1M66VtrQFwMTPE4Q.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 21 relativePosition: 21 - id: t3_1pgf8u9 postId: t3_1pgf8u9 title: My cat had been acting skittish and I couldn't work out why. url: https://i.redd.it/4p4g8k27er5g1.jpeg permalink: /r/pics/comments/1pgf8u9/my_cat_had_been_acting_skittish_and_i_couldnt/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 4080 comments: 168 createdAt: '2025-12-07T10:28:03.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/rMGWcx1S0TGMtQmj1tbWk6t6yIYVrB_CBWLmNeRdKkc.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 22 relativePosition: 22 - id: t3_195xt9j postId: t3_195xt9j title: Same picture of my cat, 1 year apart url: https://i.redd.it/k36qnsnis9cc1.png permalink: /r/pics/comments/195xt9j/same_picture_of_my_cat_1_year_apart/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 31237 comments: 428 createdAt: '2024-01-13T20:49:53.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/GgBzXFf_3oTAj7zL1mfD_j6HRgK3AXepiAF0BprbZo0.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 23 relativePosition: 23 - id: t3_zjz15r postId: t3_zjz15r title: I created an oil painting series about a cat exploring the cosmos url: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/zjz15r permalink: /r/pics/comments/zjz15r/i_created_an_oil_painting_series_about_a_cat/ nsfw: false spoiler: false crosspost: false subreddit: id: t5_2qh0u name: pics nsfw: false quarantined: false iconUrl: null bannerUrl: null description: null weeklyVisitors: null weeklyContributions: null metrics: votes: 51271 comments: 774 createdAt: '2022-12-12T13:24:41.000Z' thumbnailUrl: https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/RIQObwHHTC1gPgpAIwDrIm5Fk2fM-wh0B_XjKzkeOSE.jpg thumbnailBlurred: false position: 24 relativePosition: 24 totalResults: 25 page: nextCursor: t3_zjz15r hasMore: true meta: requestId: req_01example_thumbnails creditsCharged: 1 version: v1 '400': description: Invalid query parameters content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - bad_request description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: bad_request message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '401': description: Missing or invalid API key content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - unauthorized description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: unauthorized message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '402': description: Insufficient credits content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - insufficient_credits description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: insufficient_credits message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '500': description: Unexpected or billing error content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - internal_error description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: internal_error message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '502': description: Lookup could not be completed from the response (unexpected or invalid data). content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - lookup_failed description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: lookup_failed message: Example message. requestId: req_01example '503': description: Service temporarily unavailable; safe to retry with backoff. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: error: type: object properties: code: type: string enum: - temporarily_unavailable description: Machine-readable error code for the failed request. message: type: string description: Human-readable error message. May change over time; do not parse it. Use `error.code` and the HTTP status for programmatic handling. requestId: type: string description: Unique request identifier for tracing the failed API call. checkoutUrl: type: string format: uri description: Optional one-click checkout URL when credits are exhausted and a conversion offer is available. required: - code - message - requestId description: Error details for the failed request. required: - error description: Standard error response envelope. example: error: code: temporarily_unavailable message: Example message. requestId: req_01example operationId: getV1RedditSubredditsSearch x-operation-id-source: derived /v1/reddit/search: get: tags: - Reddit summary: Search Reddit posts description: Search Reddit posts site-wide by keyword (not scoped to one subreddit — use reddit.subreddit.search.list for that). security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] - {} x-socialfetch-agent-hints: disambiguation: Use `data.page.hasMore` and `data.page.nextCursor` for pagination rather than inferring completion from `data.totalResults` alone. x-socialfetch-pricing: version: 1 baseCredits: 1 surcharges: [] maxCredits: 1 normalizationFailureCredits: 1 x-socialfetch-credits-pricing: 1 credit per successful request. parameters: - schema: type: string minLength: 1 maxLength: 512 description: Search query text for public Reddit posts. required: true description: Search query text for public Reddit posts. name: query in: query - schema: type: string enum: - relevance - new - top description: Optional sort order for search results. required: false description: Optional sort order for search results. name: sortBy in: query - schema: type: string enum: - all - day - week - month - year description: Optional time range filter for search results. required: false description: Optional time range filter for search results. name: timeframe in: query - schema: type: string minLength: 1 description: Opaque pagination cursor returned by a previous response. required: false description: Opaque pagination cursor returned by a previous response. name: cursor in: query - schema: type: boolean description: Whether to request a smaller response shape when available. required: false description: Whether to request a smaller response shape when available. name: trim in: query responses: '200': description: Search results for the requested query. content: application/json: schema: type: object properties: data: type: object properties: query: type: string description: Search query string evaluated for this response. posts: type: array items: type: object properties: id: type: string minLength: 1 description: Stable post identifier. name: type: - string - 'null' description: Full post name when available. title: type: - string - 'null' description: Post title when available. author: type: - string - 'null' description: Author username when available. subreddit: type: - string - 'null' description: Subreddit name without a leading r/ when available. subredditPrefixedName: type: - string - 'null' description: Prefixed subreddit label such as r/example when available. url: type: - string - 'null' description: Canonical public post URL when available. permalink: type: - string - 'null' description: Public permalink URL when available. bodyText: type: - string - 'null' description: Post body text when available. score: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Post score when available. upvotes: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Upvote count when available. upvoteRatio: type: - number - 'null' minimum: 0 maximum: 1 description: Upvote ratio between 0 and 1 when available. commentCount: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Comment count when available. createdAt: type: - string - 'null' description: ISO-8601 creation timestamp when available. isVideo: type: boolean description: Whether the post is a video post. subredditSubscriberCount: type: - integer - 'null' minimum: 0 description: Subreddit subscriber count when available. required: - id - name - title - author - subreddit - subredditPrefixedName - url - permalink - bodyText - score - upvotes - upvoteRatio - commentCount - createdAt - isVideo description: A Reddit post in search results. description: Posts returned for this page. totalResults: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Number of posts returned in this response. page: type: object properties: nextCursor: type: - string - 'null' description: Cursor to pass in the next request when another page exists. hasMore: type: boolean description: Whether another page of results is available. required: - nextCursor - hasMore description: Pagination information for the current response. required: - query - posts - totalResults - page description: Endpoint-specific response payload. meta: type: object properties: requestId: type: string minLength: 1 description: Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. creditsCharged: type: integer minimum: 0 description: Credits charged for this request. version: type: string enum: - v1 description: Public API version that served the response. cached: type: boolean description: True when served from shared response cache. Credits still apply (full endpoint price); Age header may be present. required: - requestId - creditsCharged - version description: Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. required: - data - meta description: Standard success response envelope. examples: results: value: data: query: webscraping posts: - id: 1sa1sgp name: t3_1sa1sgp title: A cry to the Webscraping Gods, need web scrapping pro to save us author: smokedX subreddit: webscraping subredditPrefixedName: r/webscraping url: https://www.reddit.com/r/webscraping/comments/1sa1sgp/a_cry_to_the_webscraping_gods_need_web_scrapping/ permalink: https://www.reddit.com/r/webscraping/comments/1sa1sgp/a_cry_to_the_webscraping_gods_need_web_scrapping/ bodyText: 'we’ve hit a wall, the site we''ve been scraping for a year has updated their security and we can''t figure out a bypass.. our system keeps being labeled as automated/system-generated traffic by the vendor, and the usual fixes we tried did not resolve it permanently. This is now a minor bottleneck for us. we’re not looking for short-term tricks. we need to find someone senior who can look at the stack end to end and tell us whether the problem is browser workflow replication, session/cookie/csrf/state handling, infrastructure design for anyone who has hired outside help for problems like this, where did you find the right person? what kind of specialist should we be searching for? trying to find someone who can come in, diagnose the root cause, and help us build something durable and scalable, rather than wasting time on trial and error.' score: 43 upvotes: 43 upvoteRatio: 0.97 commentCount: 40 createdAt: '2026-04-02T00:02:33.000Z' isVideo: false subredditSubscriberCount: 94589 - id: 1t3eal2 name: t3_1t3eal2 title: Please help 🥺🙏 | Web Scraping task author: FusionMaster-04 subreddit: webscraping subredditPrefixedName: r/webscraping url: https://www.reddit.com/r/webscraping/comments/1t3eal2/please_help_web_scraping_task/ permalink: https://www.reddit.com/r/webscraping/comments/1t3eal2/please_help_web_scraping_task/ bodyText: 'I’m working on a web scraping task where I need to collect structured data like company name, category, turnover, and basic details from EPC-related listings. I’m facing a few technical challenges and would appreciate guidance: 1. The website is React-based, so content loads dynamically. What is the best approach to reliably extract such data (Selenium, Playwright, or something else)? 2. Some elements (like lists) have inconsistent HTML structure (e.g., `