UBS Guy - Our package man Jaq makes Viagra seem like Valium!

Mexican Wrestlers - Watch for Señor Bag of Crap and his greasy bag of... well, crap. See what El Asso Wipo will break next like so, with his knee. Maybe you.

The Magic Hour - Are you ready for Magic? Ok then.... are you ready for game shows? What about a court show? How about sitcoms? Wait! Wait!

Lida & Molina - These Cha-Cha Cholas are gonna cut you, Rosa! You little Skankaroni!