Welcome to LA.com?
::Dv8 stands up::
Hi, My name is Dv8 and I'm addicted to crack-cocaine...oh wait, wrong place.
Hi, welcome to the official web-site of Los Angeles California. Where we take
great pride in our air that you can see with the naked eye and our police
officers who are not afraid to show defensless racial minorities who is boss.
::Dv8 sits back down::
In Current News:
Today there were another bunch of earthquakes but we don't
really care anymore because they don't pay us enough to.
Some famous celebrities were caught talking to each other
about laundry.
There were some riots.
Our police officers abused some racial minorities.
(We have this down to an art form)
Now for some more serious news:
First off I would like to alert you to the news that
the senate's website (www.senate.gov) has been hacked
not once, but twice within the past few weeks, along
with the whitehouse's website (www.whitehouse.gov) a
few feeks ago. Now most of this was not told to the
general public because well...it's just not good publicity.
Alot of things have been happening on the internet lately
and about 90% of the public is completely oblivious to it.
People need to become more involved in the internet or it
is going to eat them alive. :*(
Another thing that has been bothering me lately is a little
project called "Echelon". This project being put together by the
C.I.A. and other intelligence agencies around the world is
beginning to remind me of "1984" daily. This project is a super
intelligence "taskforce" (you could say). Fortunately people
are looking into the constitutionality of this project. But
nothing can help us better than a simple letter to a congressman
asking about what "Echelon" is, how it's going to affect you and even
asking that it be shut down right in it's tracks. Everything affects
you in the end, you must take action.
Well, I guess owning L.A. was fun in it's own way, but who really *shrug*.