I love you all, I dont want to hear you saying that you
hate us Jews ever again, stop it I dont like it.
Same goes for my black friends, they dont like people calling them names either.
(We all have to learn to live together and help each other)
Jews and Blacks will live on earth till the end of time as free men.
Racism
Letter From A Jew Kid And His Small Penis. © Copyright 1998-99 In order for you to learn something important about the life of a man,
I would like to share with you a few of my experiences. I left a
sheltered life in Iran for the United States when I was sixteen. For
the first time, I had contact with the “real world” - an adult world
where people take note of who you are and judge you on the basis of what
you are. Though I could be the nicest guy, I met people who concluded
that I was bad, simply because I was a Jew.
0. I believe
I am a Jew. When I was born in Teheran, Iran on April 13th, 1953, my
parents named me Saeid, a traditional Persian name. Because my parents
were assimilated into a secular culture, and chose not to send me to a
Jewish school, I knew nothing about Judaism when I was young. As a
result, I was sadly uneducated about my religious roots.
It was at that point that I decided to learn a little about my
religion. Being Jewish means that you are distinctly different in many
ways. For centuries, the physical characteristic that separated Jewish
men from all other Gentiles was their circumcised penises. This was a
truly unique aspect of Jewish manhood, that is until circumcision became
an accepted medical procedure during the 20th Century.
Because I knew so little about my own heritage, I didn’t understand a
lot about the male organ. All my life I had heard rumors that Jewish
men had small penises. I preferred to think that a man’s identity in the
world was about more than the size of his dick. It’s shocking that
anyone should judge you by the size of your penis.
I have lived a lot, and I’ve seen the world and there are certain
things I know are the truth. I’d like to share these ideas with you so
that if you should meet me, you won’t have to wonder about my religion
or the size of my circumcised dick.
To repeat - I am a Jew, my name is Saeid and my penis is six and a half
inches long. I am in great shape and I’ve had sex twice a day almost
every day during the past thirty years. Because I respect my body and
take care of it, I am in better shape now than when I was seventeen
years-old. I have never had any sexual problems and I have had many
female admirers. How many of you men can say that about yourselves. I
have never had any problems making love to a woman, unless I (entered
myself into a black hole.)? Based on my sexual experiences with too
many women to count, I have learned that the size of a man’s penis won’t
matter in satisfying a woman, in fact, you dont even need a penis to satisfy a woman if you dont believe me check out Doctorsex or Sexhungry.
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2. 99% of relationships are based on sex
3. Knowing how to arouse a woman during foreplay
4. Good breath control - which means no cigarette smoking
5. A connection to reality - which means no drugs
6. Clear thinking - which means no alcohol
7. Plenty of rest
8. Having endurance and energy which comes from daily exercise
9. Having the sensitivity to satisfy your partner’s sexual needs
10. Knowing how the Zen concepts of Yin (positive energy) and Yang
(negative energy) relate to sex. You need to be in
a positive mode and make sure your sexual mate is in the
Yin mode, as well, otherwise your sex life will become a
nightmare and you won’t be able to perform at your maximum
level.
11. Don’t cheat on your partner
12. Avoid slutty women - never date sluts -
slut #7- slut #8- slut #9- slut #10- slut #11- slut #12
13. Marry your own kind
14. Dont commit gay acts unless you are gay
15. No sex during a womans menstrual cycle
16. A strong, healthy body
17. A strong back
18. Whether you are a Jew, Catholic, Prodestant, Moslem, or Budhist, study your
religion to the fullest
19. Do not ever marry your relatives it is a bad mix of blood
20. Do not have sex with animals
21. Forgive but dont forget
22. Do not masturbate
23. Practice safe sex
24. Letter of apology to all nonjews - Click Here
25. Abbortion: It's wrong.
26. Reza shah- Shah of Iran
27. Why are we here?
28. Pain and suffering
My sexual education, which began with a foolish rumor about Jewish men
and small cocks, led me to a career in the sex business. My experience
in this field, as a businessman and a counselor, has made me a pro. Now
I want to share something of lasting value with you and your partner
about sex.
It’s so important to find someone with whom you’re compatible. If your
foot is size nine, then you’d better buy shoes that are size nine or
you’ll regret it with every step you take. If your partner is not
compatible with you, which also means that the size of her vagina must
be compatible with your penis size, then you will never reach the
maximum pleasure you’re capable of.
You should look to marry a girl who’s a virgin, a girl you love and
with whom you’re very gentle. Don’t overdo your intercourse with her -
several times a week is enough at first. If you take your time, in a few months
her pussy will be molded to your penis and that’s the way it will stay
for the rest of your lives. You will never have to worry about sex.
It’s like planting a tree - if the
hole into which you put the tree is too large, if the tree is
over-water, and that tree is so loose it moves around, then the tree
will fall and die.
Your other choice is not a pleasant one. You will regret it if you
marry a slutty girl who’s had so many penises in her that she’ll never
have a custom fit with you. This is the formula for a disaster.
But I must tell you, as a man who’s had experiences with women all
over this planet, you will never give any woman 100% satisfaction
because that’s the nature of women, if you think you can, you are a fool,
and you’re not going to change
that. That’s why you have to learn and accept - there are many things
more important in a man’s life than his dick. A horse has a dick, too,
and it’s bigger than yours will ever be. So what?
I positively think and believe that those who say..a bigger penis makes you more of a man
has a very, very, very low IQ and they are more in the class of animals.
Learn to be proud of your heritage and of your race. After studying
and traveling around the world, I can truly say that I am honored and proud to be
born as an Iranian Jew it is a unique experience. I am proud of who I am and I thank god
for the body he has created for me to have whatever size, shape or form.
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Note: For the past 9 years
i've been trying figure out how to get rid of homelessness and illiteracy throughout the world.
I have not been able to do anything about it yet, I dont know why I dont just give
up and simply resume my regular life, I guess I am a stubborn man and have to
finish what I started. Well, why not? Even if I make a small dent towards what
I am trying to do, I will be satisfied. Anways, I think life is all about satisfaction
isnt it? Many people have a lot of problems with sex and think by watching it they think they will
go to hell. For example, some orthodox Jews make their wives shave their heads at all times and
during sex they place a white sheet over their wives body and make a hole for intercourse and
just stick their penis in and out, they say you should not enjoy the sex. I personally think you
should learn and enjoy sex as much as you can, anyways, lets wake up because we are not living
in the 1st century, we are living in the 21st century. Cumm'on, lets change a little.
I thank you for your time and for reading my message. I hope you have
a great life.
Sincerely yours,
Saeid Yomtobian
