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I'm gonna eat your children!!!!!

Howdy, friend! Glad you could make it! You know that Taco Bill is everyone's one-stop source for delicious home-cooked meals, right? And it's a great place to hang out, too, with a friendly atmosphere that'll make you feel right at home. Whether it's a Snackin'Taco® for a late night craving you're lookin' to satisfy, or a Graso Meal® for the whole family, Taco Bill has it all!

I've just finished setting up our new web site for your viewing pleasure! Please choose from one of the selections to the left! After you've finished here, I hope you stop by one of our convenient locations for a taste of your own. Flesh.

* New "Party of 5" action figures and contest. You could win $32!!!
* See what your friends are saying about Taco Bill . . . and we're sure you'll agree!
* Looking for a menial job? We're just the place for you! A hostile work environment will help you gain the skills you'll need when you get a real job!

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