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Geek of the Week: Uncle Fester


Oh my aching sides! Oh my cracked fucking ribs! Look at this face, fellow Stile Project readers. If this isn't the poster boy for the new Doctor Frankenstein Do-It-Yourself Home Monster Kit, then I don't know who is. This is the sort of fetid, gangrenous creature that I hold personally responsible for the resurrection and odd popularity of The New Addams Family television series; a terribly miscasted and bastardized version of the original 1960s show. If you are the person featured in this photograph, please do the world a favour and join a circus sideshow so that we can view your hideous visage in the proper surroundings.

Last weeks geek was Lars.


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