"for", "passes"=>"to", "throws"=>"at", "slides"=>"to", "hurls"=>"at", "poops"=>"for", "drops"=>"on", "blows"=>"at", "pours"=>"for", "flings"=>"at", "offers"=>"to", "tosses"=>"to", "postulates"=>"towards"); $data["containers"]=array( "a cold can", "a used franger", "a pair of used panties full", "a cheap plastic cup", "a wine flute", "a bathtub", "a spoon", "a socket", "a caravan", "a buzz saw", "a blagoblag", "a DD cup", "a tinfoil hat", "an assfull", "a bucket", "a wad", "an anvil", "a toilet bowl", "a coffee++ mug"); $data["beverages"]=array( "beer", "g'day juice", "coffee", "NCommander", "milo", "boogers", "bewb", "red cordial", "splodge", "skittles", "vibrating rooster sammich", "glowballs", "spew", "pancakes", "\$insert_beverage_here", "toilet water", "ciri poo", "bacon", "dag", "Debian", "coffee++", "Soylent Green"); } $parts=explode(" ",$trailing); $action=strtolower($parts[0]); array_shift($parts); $parts=array_values($parts); $arg=implode(" ",$parts); $save_data=False; switch ($action) { case ">adverb": if (in_array($arg,$data["adverbs"])==False) { $data["adverbs"][]=$arg; privmsg("added to adverbs"); $save_data=True; } else { privmsg("error: adverb already exists"); return; } break; case "action": $action2=array_pop($parts); $action1=implode(" ",$parts); if (isset($data["actions"][$action1])===False) { $data["actions"][$action1]=$action2; privmsg("added to actions"); $save_data=True; } else { privmsg("error: action already exists"); return; } break; case "container": if (in_array($arg,$data["containers"])==False) { $data["containers"][]=$arg; privmsg("added to containers"); $save_data=True; } else { privmsg("error: container already exists"); return; } break; case "beverage": if (in_array($arg,$data["beverages"])==False) { $data["beverages"][]=$arg; privmsg("added to beverages"); $save_data=True; } else { privmsg("error: beverage already exists"); return; } break; case "": output_ixio_paste(file_get_contents($fn)); return; } if ($save_data==True) { if (file_put_contents($fn,json_encode($data,JSON_PRETTY_PRINT))===False) { privmsg("error writing data file"); } return; } $adverbs=$data["adverbs"]; $actions=$data["actions"]; $containers=$data["containers"]; $beverages=$data["beverages"]; $last_adverb=get_bucket("<>"); $last_action=get_bucket("<>"); $last_container=get_bucket("<>"); $last_beverage=get_bucket("<>"); $action_keys=array_keys($actions); do { $adverb=$adverbs[rand(0,count($adverbs)-1)]; } while ($adverb==$last_adverb); do { $action1=$action_keys[rand(0,count($action_keys)-1)]; } while ($action1==$last_action); do { $container=$containers[rand(0,count($containers)-1)]; } while ($container==$last_container); do { $beverage=$beverages[rand(0,count($beverages)-1)]; } while ($beverage==$last_beverage); $action2=$actions[$action1]; set_bucket("<>",$adverb); set_bucket("<>",$action1); set_bucket("<>",$container); set_bucket("<>",$beverage); $parts=explode(" ",$trailing); $target=$parts[0]; privmsg(chr(1)."ACTION $adverb $action1 $container of $beverage $action2 $target".chr(1)); ##################################################################################################### ?>