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Message ID: 671
Date: Sun Oct 3 15:52:24 BST 1999
Author: lockjaw
Subject: Re: Digest Number 96
>Message: 5
> Date: Sun, 03 Oct 1999 05:52:24 GMT
> From: "Joshua Bednarz" <thewhitemage@...>
>Subject: Revelations...
>
>Hello, kiddies. Remember me? Well now... I imagine that you all hate me, but
>it matters not...
>
>I am the 8-year-old troll that made his exit from this list with one last
>letter admitting his faults...oh that's right though...I didn't write it did
>I? I got my intelligent mother (or was in brother?) to write it, and any
>more, "intellectual" sounding letters that I wrote in those rough days
>before I left, because 8-year-old-trolls don't write like that, of course.
>Yes yes, well I could please some of you and be an 8-year-old-troll by
>coming back after leaving you with my final letter that admitted that I had
>been an ass, and told you that you were all jerks, or I could have flung
>more mud, and gotten more personal and done even worse, gotten even more
>immature and done something even more immature, but I didn't, but why? I
>mean...an 8-year-old troll would do that, but I didn't, how could it be?
>It's because I'm not an 8-year old troll, its because I am better than you
>claim, its because I just let it go when you insulted me even after I
>totally, and outright apologized, and admitted all your true, but crude
>insults about me to be true. I am not back to start anything either. I am
>back to reveal something of great importance, not only to tinkering, but
>possibly to the entire world of Norrath. Yes yes, I know the information I
>hold in itself is truly more or less insignificant to anyone BUT tinkerers,
>and I know that it it can DIRECTLY not have much effect on much more than
>the tinkering world, but it potentially can have great effect indirectly of
>the entire game, in the long run when I really though about it. This is why
>I have decided to reveal me information to you. I know that I need help. I
>know that I alone cannot find something that a combined effort of maybe 1000
>people or more could not, but I DID find out the information that could
>truly be one of the main reason that those 1000 people find the information
>that they seek. Many of you may belive that I tell you what I know now,
>because what needs to be done is out of my reach, for higher levels, and I
>cannot complete it, but this is not true. In fact, I don't even know for
>sure if you even need to be a high level to get what we seek so vehemently
>for, but I am going to tell you the information none-the-less. Right now, I
>haven't been able to search the area where I think that the item, or
>information is located in, because I have been caught somewhere trying to
>gain a few levels before I move on. I wish to check out the area I think it
>is in a bit myself before I reveal what I know. If I find nothing, I will
>tell you all the clue I have extracted, for I have realized in total
>wholeness the folly of my selfish, idiotic thinking, but, even if I DO find
>what we seek on my own, I shall reveal to all what I find, why? Because it
>is only right. You have ALL put so much money, time, mind, and heart into
>finding it, and you DO deserve to know if I find it.
>
>I wrote you all this letter to tell you my decision. I must now waste no
>more time, I will get those two levels with godspeed and race to where I
>need to go and search, for I want to have SOMETHING to report to you, my
>fellow, loyal tinkerers as soon as possible, for we are all united by this
>list for one goal, and one purpose, and that is to further, the research,
>and the legend, and legacy of tinkering!!!
>
>I shall now be off my friends, I will return with my report as soon as I
>can, and either way, I'll have something interesting to tell you.
>
>Good luck to you all till then.
>
>Sniffledoo Copperheart.