> Trust this person no more. Everything he has said up to this point can be
> considered falsehoods. I know not why he wasted the time of everyone on
> this list, flooded their mailboxes with trash, or claimed to have any real
> information whatsoever. If it indeed was a joke, his laugh upon us has
> seriously backfired. To you, [NN], if that really is your real
> name, I salute you for a job well screwed. I would hire you to work for
the
> other guy. I would ask you for a handshake, then say "too slow" and jerk
my
> hand away. I say "neener neener" to you and your descendants for 3
> generations of twins. I wiggle my bum at thee. School children pass by
and
> snicker at you. You would fail as court jester. No one would come to
your
> hanging. When you go shopping, people hand you clues. When the waiter
> gives you the check he says "oh, its you, nevermind". Girl scouts
wouldn't
> wash your car at Hardees. The gas station attendant won't give you the
> bathroom key, even if you pay him. Dogs hump your leg at every bar and
> dance club. Ugly women won't even date you.
This post has no place on this list.
(The keen reader may ask "Which one, the one I am reading or the one
quoted?" the answer of course is: "Both!")
I can't believe anyone would write something like that about a stranger.
What do you have on this guy? Is he your brother?
Zaltil [on Innoruuk]