OH MY GOD!!! that would be so great. Let me tell you all why....

I HATE GNOMES!!!

My druid hunts the guards...only gnome guards because I hate gnomes so
much. I took my bard to steamfront one day there to hunt by herself.
Well she never been there before. I asked out to teh zone what a lvl 7
could hunt. They all told me to hunt rats....rats??? I conned and
they were all green. I asked um...but they are green? And they all
answered me "oh and you want experience too?" then they brought on
some other rude comments to me and to various others in the zone. I
even watched one try to con some guy out of 25p to do the observer
quest for him. (like i would hand over the lens to a stranger and let
them do the quest for me!!). Anyway I soon after left. Now I go back
there with my druid and kill the guards. I get there and I will be
medding in between killing the miserable little runts and the gnomes
will run up to me in hordes begging for SOW or other buffs. Then they
beg me to let them loot the guards I have just killed. When I refused
(have to finance my own char too and at anywhere from 2 to around 8
plat per gnome...I make money quite well and still never have enough
for what I need). Well I actually had one rude little bugger argue
with me saying that they needed money worse than I did. Why does it
always seem that gnomes have a bad attitude!

Nothing would make me happier than to watch waves of gnomes jump into
pools of lava! actually truth be known...my druid would be happy to
give ports to anyone who wants to do this since she resides on E'ci to
begin with. So binds and ports would be provided by me and any other
druids i can find (i have a few in my guild who might help).

Crysarra Windblade
e'ci

--- Robin Wise 3 <eurmali@...> wrote:

> This idea was brought up on this mailing list quite some time ago,
> and never
> reached fruition. I therefore would like to entreat the EQ bardic
> community
> to join ranks and set out to do something truly silly and pointless
> together.
>
> At this point, I am sure you are thinking, "What can we do together,
> Aloro,
> that would be silly and pointless and FUN?"
>
> You ARE thinking that, aren't you?
>
> Good! So here is my proposal:
>
> What: Gnomestock '99
> When: Friday, November 26th, starting at noon PST (or another time if
> the
> community prefers...)
> Who: Anyone who plays a bard on EQ, or any of their friends, family,
> or
> pets.
> Where: E'ci, starting in Ak'Anon, we shall make a glorious
> lemming-like run
> to Lavastorm, there to practice cliff-diving ito lava. We'll need to
> get
> bound in Freeport so wave after wave of gnomes can hurl themselves
> into
> fiery doom.
> How: Create a first level gnome character. We should all have names
> that are
> somehow similar... one idea would be that all our names start with
> Gn, so
> the puzzled PCs who watch wave after wave of gnomes run by will see
> the
> connection. If we all have similar names it will make it easier to
> find each
> other too... it might be advisable to try to make a gnomish
> equivalent of
> your bardic name (thus e.g. I could make a gnome named Gnaloro). I
> suppose
> it might even be possible to form a guild for this event (Gnomestock
> would
> be a good one... I don't really know how hard it is to start a new
> guild or
> how long it takes, but it would be nice to have guildchat, and the
> guild
> name would be priceless).
> Why: Because we like you!
>
> I'd love to see something like this come together. let me know if it
> sounds
> like a good idea and if you want to participate... if there's enough
> support
> this could be hilarious. We can make some marching
> songs, and maybe sing cadences as we run...
>
> Aloro Silvertongue (E'ci)
>
>

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