How here's a little tale - I've got to tell
About three bad bards - you know so well
It started way back in Norrath history
With Sylly, Operaman, and me - Harmy.
Been had a little druid was the teleporteer
Just me and my treehugger and a cold short beer
Warping across the land - kicking up sand
Mayong's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Bardie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my lambent blue hat
My blood is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a woodelf - I ran into a guy
His name is Operaman, I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"

He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days using Selo's and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to flee
He pulled out his wakashi
He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
He put the sword to my head and this is what he said,

"Now my name is Operaman - I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an bardie and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind - he had a blade, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

"Now I got the weapon - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can slice you to shreads or you can group with me"
I said, I'll group with you if
you can get me to the zone
The vampire's after me for what I did to his crone.
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a charmed sonic bat
So I click on run - and equip my drum
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
The Queen Sylly - that is my name
And I know the sweet spot where they got the champagne."
We ran for six hours the we hit the spot
The exp was a pumping and the elfies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
Operaman said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Harmonic and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the Ykesha - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and procs did fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He slayed two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Harmonic and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
Operaman was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the guano harvester and I punched him in the face
The harvester's out - the cloak wasn't dropped
His body had jack - save the bag that plopped
Harmonic grabbed the bag - Operaman snatched the gold
I killed two kobolds and a drank my beer that was cold.

Harm.