Laughing out Loud! This is too good! The Beastie Bards should go on tour.
Flewdeur Fflamson (Arctic Lords) Cazic-Thule Server
AKA Thomas Edwin Henschel, father of Sarah
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>How here's a little tale - I've got to tell
>About three bad bards - you know so well
>It started way back in Norrath history
>With Sylly, Operaman, and me - Harmy.
>Been had a little druid was the teleporteer
>Just me and my treehugger and a cold short beer
>Warping across the land - kicking up sand
>Mayong's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
>One lonely Bardie I be
>All by myself - without nobody
>The sun is beating down on my lambent blue hat
>My blood is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
>Lookin' for a woodelf - I ran into a guy
>His name is Operaman, I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"
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>He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
>Four days using Selo's and that he's dying of thirst
>The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
>His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
>He said, "Can I get some?"
>I said, "You can't get none!"
>Had a chance to flee
>He pulled out his wakashi
>He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
>He put the sword to my head and this is what he said,
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>"Now my name is Operaman - I've got a license to kill
>I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill
>Now what do we have here - an bardie and his beer
>I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
>We stepped into the wind - he had a blade, I had a grin
>You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
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>"Now I got the weapon - you got the brew
>You got two choices of what you can do
>It's not a tough decision as you can see
>I can slice you to shreads or you can group with me"
>I said, I'll group with you if
>you can get me to the zone
>The vampire's after me for what I did to his crone.
>I did it like this - I did it like that
>I did it with a charmed sonic bat
>So I click on run - and equip my drum
>And right about now - it's time to have some fun
>The Queen Sylly - that is my name
>And I know the sweet spot where they got the champagne."
>We ran for six hours the we hit the spot
>The exp was a pumping and the elfies was hot
>This dude was staring like he knows who we are
>We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
>Operaman said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
>I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did
>The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
>My name's Harmonic and I'm about to get money."
>Pulled out the Ykesha - aimed it at the sky
>He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and procs did fly
>Hands went up and people hit the floor
>He slayed two kids that ran for the door
>"I'm Harmonic and I get respect
>Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
>Operaman was with it and he's my ace
>So I grabbed the guano harvester and I punched him in the face
>The harvester's out - the cloak wasn't dropped
>His body had jack - save the bag that plopped
>Harmonic grabbed the bag - Operaman snatched the gold
>I killed two kobolds and a drank my beer that was cold.
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>Harm.
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