The other day while coming across a particular warrior on a venture, I noticed how he would start fighting something that he couldn't handle and constantly rely on others to finish off his beasty or zone (zoned more often than not.) I thought a song might bring the young warrior some courage, but he didn't seem to appreciate my tune? Has any other bard had this problem? The lyrics are below--perhaps a fellow bard can advise me on possible alterations?

Brave Sir Robin,
Bravely ran away!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely tucked his tail and fled!
Bravely bravely bravely
Brave Sir Robin
Bravely ran away
Brave Sir Robin
Never becomes afraid
To have his liver cut out
and his head bashed in
and his heart ripped out
and his eyes pushed in
and his arms torn off
and his bowels removed
and his toes cut off
and his ribs crushed in
Bravely bravely bravely
Brrrave Sir Robin

Why didn't he enjoy my melody?

~<{SfD}>~
Nafai - Guildmaster Speakers for the Dead - Veeshan Server

btw-in case anyone is too young, or just didn't know--this message was just for fun (as if everyone didn't catch the reference on the first line!!)