Q: What song do I get at <foo> level? What does this song do?

This cracks me up everytime I read it. I am an elite foo bard.
At foo level you are like a god, so it really doesnt matter what
the song does.

Speaking of songs, someone told me at the Game Convention where
Verant released the expansion preview, they were showing the new
bard songs. One song, deemed L75 or so, was a song that stopped
time in a zone. Every second of time stop drained mana, but in
the duration, all NPCs would freeze. Man, that would rock.

Harm.