This was posted on EQ_Clerics, way too hilarious.
Kit
And yes, the Patch message really is just an advertisement.
I'll say it again WTG Gordo!
From: Tom Hardy <
Ofbac@...>
Ok, I'm the grumpy dwarf who always put his foot in
his mouth and should learn restraint, but....
AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Buncha idiots. Freaking morons. The whole lot of
them are tiny peckered losers who cannot get grip on
their weiners and take out their sexual frustrations
on the customers to help them feel more superior so
they can sit back in dreams of delusional granduer and
see themselves as having power in the world as they
sit in a large circle and flog themselves over
pictures of Alanis Morriset and sniff glue from a
paper bag while listing to the CD player as it blares
out "Girl you know it's true" from Milli Vanilli over
and over.
GOD VERANT SUCKS!!
Wasn't one of Abashi's stated job roles to make the
patch messages more informative than they ever were
before? Yeah, great job you're doing there Gordo.
This guy is a complete idiot who is so involved with
how important he is these days that he does not even
communicate which is what he was hired to do. Many I
want a job where I can post about 20 messages a day on
a BB and call it a day's work. Sheesh this sucks.
And that producer's letter? Updates every week or
two? HA! Except for the new rules posted it had not
been updated since December.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
****BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Ofbac's head explodes, sending dwarf chunks into every
corner of the tavern.
Melissa the barkeep says 'Looks like that will take
more than a heal or a res to fix.'
Melissa the barkeep says 'Oh hello Findle. Say, have
you seen the splintered club that I just got in?
Looks like you could use one.'
Findle: 'No! I do not want a splintered club! I'm a
50th level enchanter! What could I possible want with
a splintered club? Stop asking me that!'
Melissa the barkeep says 'Sorry to have disturbed you.
Please come again soon'
Melissa the barkeep says 'Oh hello Findle. Say, have
you seen the splintered club that I just got in?
Looks like you could use one.'
Findle: 'Ok, that's it.'
/pet attack melissa
A guide appears out of nowhere.
Apprentice_Guide_07 sayd 'Findle, you have not shared
this spawn and killed it yourself before asking if
anyone else in the entire server wanted to kill it
first. I'm afraid I'll have to ban you now.'
Findle: 'Ok, that's it.'
/pet attack Apprentice_Guide_07
--- Rayne <
Rayne@...> wrote:
> This isn't a joke? The patch message is a freakin
> advertisement?
>
> > ************************************
> > So in otherwords- figure it out yourself.
> Probably reduced the
> > trumpy tonic quest exp (or fixed level ranges).
> Hope they fixed the
> > Aegis of Life, Helm of Ro quest, and a couple of
> other quests that
> > took wekks to complete, but that would probably be
> asking too
> > much.....
> >
> >
>
>