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Message ID: 18667
Date: Wed May 17 14:37:23 BST 2000
Author: Kevin L. Crawford
Subject: Re: [eqbards] ...but it's still easier than playing a rogue
----- Original Message -----
From: "Webber, Jessica" <webber@...>
To: <eqbards@egroups.com>; <tunare@egroups.com>; "'Sisterhood'"
<sisterhood@...>
Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2000 9:11 AM
Subject: [eqbards] ...but it's still easier than playing a rogue
> Greetings all!
>
> I tried my first all-instrument attack last night. I was battling blues
in
> the Southeast corner of West Commons and the Southwest corner of East
> Commons. First I tried a giant spider in WC. It took me down to two
> bubbles, but I won. And I got hand to hand up to 3! Woohoo! So I tried
> another spider, which also took me down to two bubbles, and got hand to
hand
> up to 4. Then a ghoul showed up so I moved to EC and attacked an asp.
> Well, an "asp" got whooped alright, but it wasn't the snake.
>
> LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
>
> So I retrieve my corpse and try another asp. I show my wisdom by zoning
> before I die, but display my lack of intelligence by not leaving myself
> enough HPs to survive the poison. I loose consciousness the minute I hit
> WC, never getting Hymn started.
>
> DONG! You have lost a level! Welcome back to level 10, dummy!
> LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
>
> So I retrieve my corpse and ditch the instruments in favor of my FS 1H
> slasher and kite shield (don't I feel twinked <g>) and look for some more
> spiders. I attack one and another joins in. I swear this is the first
time
> I've ever seen a giant spider assist another. I mean I know spiders are
> like that, but I've just never seen it happen. I've also never noticed
> spiders stunning me before. I just BARELY make the zone.
>
> Back on the EC side I try my luck with another asp. Wicked close, this
> battle. I loose consciousness twice, but survive. I search for another
> snake but instead find a lesser mummy. So I head back to WC.
>
> An asp is there waiting for me. I fair better with this one. It's still
a
> close call, but I don't loose consciousness.
>
> DING! You have gained a level! Welcome back to level 11! Be more
careful
> this time, silly!
>
> More careful? Me? Heh. It occurs to me that if I can get my H to H
skill
> (currently at 5) up to where my 1H slash skill is (57) that I might just
be
> able to kick some asp. WC is empty, so I zone back to EC and find another
> serpent. The battle commences but is not looking promising. So I ditch
the
> lute mid-battle. Victory! Woohoo! I find another asp. I reequip my
lute
> and this time don't stop playing until about 2/3 of the way through the
> battle. Victory! Woohoo! I find another asp. I reequip my lute and
this
> time stop playing the moment I switched to 3rd person view and discover
I've
> actually found a nest of asps. Run away! Woohoo! I equip my drum and
get
> my asp out of there.
>
> Back in WC I spy a spider creeping along. I reequip my lute and this time
> don't stop playing until...
>
> LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
>
> Back in Freeport a guildmate accuses me of hanging out at the tavern
> drinking. Why anyone would assume I'm at a tavern just because they keep
> seeing me in Freeport is beyond me. But anyway, I run back to WC and
> reequip my lute just long enough to bonk myself on the head with it, then
I
> put it away in favor of more conventional weaponry.
>
> Another dead spider, another dead asp. Things are looking up. So I start
> thinking about that hand to hand skill again, wondering how much damage I
> *could* be doing. Well...
>
> Little miss bard
> did her shield discard
> and picked up her lute to play
> along came a spider
> with poison insider her
> saying "Minstrel, this isn't your day"
>
> LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
>
> I retrieve my corpse and equip my drum. This time I don't stop playing
> until I reach the tavern.
>
> Peace
> Evulia, bard of 11 missed notes, Tunare
>
>
>
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