Sweet Home Antonica
To the tune of Sweet Home Alabama, by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Mistmoore drums keep on thumping,
Dinged from a beastie I just killed,
Singing Selo's moves me faster,
I zone to Qeynos and I'm thrilled, time to hit the guild.

Well, I heard that people have been leaving,
In endless droves to see Kunark,
My friend's a Necro and she's hurtin',
She's KOS because she's Dark, leaves a mark.

Sweet home Antonica, can't kill Griffawns, outta luck,
Sweet home Antonica, that thing's a greenie, WTF?

In Firiona there's no trainer (boo hoo hoo)
Now, how am I supposed to learn?
I feel the need to kill some froggies,
For Lambent Armour I still yearn, one day I'll earn.

Sweet home Antonica, run for your life in Kithicor,
Sweet home Antonica, that's what the Forest wall is for.

One day in Mistmoore killing inkies,
A Gypsy Lute I tried to camp,
Someone yelled out a train was comin'
Chased back to the zone by a Vamp, what a tramp.

Sweet home Antonica, done with swinging through the trees.
Sweet home Antonica, missed the boat, who's porting please?

Sweet home Antonica, Greater Fay is just a zoo,
Sweet home Antonica, Lord, I'm coming home to you.

Kyrisha Soerbaird (Praetoriate)
Bard of the 26th Song
Bertoxxulous

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