Now THAT is hysterical!
As is "I'm not really the Devil's Advocate, but I play one on E'ci"
You folks kill me!
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kimes, Dean W. [mailto:dean_kimes@...]
> Sent: Thursday, July 27, 2000 12:56 PM
> To: 'eqbards@egroups.com'
> Subject: RE: [eqbards] new guild and new server?
>
>
> That's hysterical! We have a druid guildmate who refuses to
> SoW or bind
> anyone who does not give him libations first. He claims that
> without the
> proper offering of wine, the gods may not favor his spell. If they
> continue to whine, he says ok I'll try and then casts a
> damage spell on
> them. When they get the "protected" message, he sighs and
> tells them that
> the gods will not let him give them the spell without the
> proper libations
> first. I've seen several people walk away convinced that
> this was indeed
> the case and return later with new-bought alcohol.
>
> Kitasi
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bill Costlow [mailto:atlatyl@...]
> Sent: Thursday, July 27, 2000 9:01 AM
> To: eqbards@egroups.com
> Subject: RE: [eqbards] new guild and new server?
>
>
> --- "Webber, Jessica" <webber@...> wrote:
>
> > I love this and plan to steal the idea for my own
> > shaman!
>
> I enjoy this...but the reactions you get are often
> less than appreciative:
>
> Warrior: SOW me please
> Fenryr: "Thows a handful of bones on the ground and
> studies them carefully" -- Spirits say give elven wine
> first.
> Warrior: I don't have any
> Fenryr: Then you must qet some. The spirits are not
> to be taken lightly.
> Warrior: *&%^!!!
> Fenryr: <shrugs> The Spirits demand elven wine.
> /e warrior finds a druid and asks for SOW
>
>
>
>
>
> >
> > My rogue denies being a rogue. This will be easier
> > as I get more changes of
> > armor/weapons, but for now she usually claims to be
> > a ranger who hasn't had
> > funding enough to purchase spells.
> >
> > My bard is an entertainer and world observer. It's
> > not uncommon to see her
> > chatting about forests with dark elves or jumping up
> > and and landing in a
> > split while playing her lute with her teeth.
> >
> > > All my characters have a thing about beggars. I
> > think
> > > begging takes away from the game. Terrok and
> > Fenryr
> > > never give anything away, Tyunes likes to surprise
> > > young bards with hand-me-down items. Ask and you
> > > won't get. Offer to buy or just be polite and
> > Tyunes
> > > will normally help out.
> >
> > Same here. I given beggars foraged grubs and
> > offered to teach them how to
> > fish though.
> >
> > Peace
> > Evulia (& 7 other chars) Tunare
> >
>
>
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