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Message ID: 21161
Date: Tue Aug 29 01:58:47 BST 2000
Author: The Web of Lies and Deception
Subject: Re: [eqbards] Self-indulgent post


LOL!!!!

If I ever get Evulia up to level 20, I will seriously consider a last name of Ronco(TM). :-)

RKR wrote:

> I read the threads on Chains. And I posted a reply on the Sony board. And I
> tried not to whine TOO much. But I sure do hate killing my friends :(.
>
> I love playing my bard. I have played her almost exclusively for the last 18
> months and I still have a lot of fun. The bard class suits me and I have had
> some amazing times when everything went right and I saved my group. But it's
> getting harder and harder to do that hehe. Still, I am not going to give up.
>
> That said, I got this mental image that I wanted to share here (and I am going
> to date myself here)...
>
> You are watching TV late at night, or bowling on Sunday afternoon maybe, and a
> commercial comes on for (drumroll please...) the Ronco Fish-O-Matic!
>
> Folks, this is 68 fishing tools in one! You can leave that heavy, extra box
> full of tools at home, just slip one of these beauties in your tackle box and
> you are set! It's shiny! It looks great! Be the envy of your friends!
>
> So you buy one and head out on your first fishing trip. And guess what? It
> sorta works. It almost does what they said. You have to put extra effort into
> everything, and you have to be really careful because it isn' very sturdy and
> you might break it. And even when you are careful from time to time it just
> snaps and you get a nasty cut. But it isn't JUNK exactly....
>
> You getting where I am going with this? LOL that's right - bards are the EQ
> equivalent of the all-in-one Fish-O-Matic. We do work OK much of the time, but
> ya gotta be really careful. And if you can afford to haul the real thing,
> you'd be better off.
>
> With a wry smile and a jaunty salute,
>
> Maravana Vireo
> 54 Bard of Jus Divinum
> Mithaniel Marr
>
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