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(Common sense stuff, really)
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Okay, enough rules. Now for some Frequently Asked Questions!
Q: I keep seeing all these abbreviations: "DoT", "DD", "PGT", "MM", "GZ" -
What do they all mean?!
A: Well, the best way to learn is to check out the EverQuest Glossary at
http://amtgard.pinkpig.com/bards/eqglossary.htm (shameless plug). Briefly,
those four terms mean "Damage over Time" (refers to spells/effects that do
damage every few seconds for a while, instead of all at once), "Direct
Damage" (refers to spells/effects that do all their damage at once),
"Polished Granite Tomahawk" a nice weapon, "MM" is Mistmoore, a
mid-to-high level zone near Lesser Faydark, and GZ is Geoffrey Zatkin, the
Verant Designer in charge of spell balance (and thus a frequently consulted
individual when it comes to our songs....)
Q: What is "twisting" (or "weaving," "stacking," or "harmonizing"), and how
do I do it?
A: "Twisting" is the most common name (although much deprecated by those in
favour of more "period" terms) for singing multiple songs at once - or at
least making it seem that way. The short explanation is to stop one song
and immediately start another one, repeat as necessary. Since most song
effects have a duration of about 6 seconds, you have time to weave as many
as three (and I've even heard tell of four!) songs at once before the first
wears off, gaining the effects from all of them at once. The long
explanation, complete with illustrations, can be found here:
http://users.erols.com/gww6e/eq/HOWTO-twist-bard-songs.html
(thanks Tork@Nameless).
Q: What song do I get at <foo> level? What does this song do?
A: Well, again, shameless plug time: The EverQuest Bard's
Guild (
http://amtgard.pinkpig.com/bards/eqbard.htm) has a list of
spellsongs, however, most people seem to prefer detailed statistics, so let
me refer you to
http://eqsongs.com/ (The Bardic Song Analysis page),
compiled by Rokenn Swiftsong. Also, the Soerbaird is a wonderful site:
http://www.soerbaird.com/
(Anyone want to suggest any other sites?)
Q: What do instruments do?
A: Some songs have associated instruments. Playing this instrument will
generally enhance the song by as much as 50%, but this is also related
to your relative skill with the instrument. Also, instrument skill is
partially responsible for failure rate of related songs. To avoid missing
notes, even when singing, keep your instrument skills maxed out.
Q: Are there any magical or "Unique" instruments for Bards?
A: Yes, there are several known "special" instruments in the world.
Nostrolo's Tambourine (Earned via Quest in Firiona Vie),
which gives +5 INT, as well as adding 20% to drummed songs. And, hey -
it's NO DROP! (This is a good thing)
Sharkskin Drums (Found in Kedge Keep on Coralyn Kelpma),
which appear to increase effects of drummed songs by about 20%.
The Mistmoore Battle Drum (found on Mynthi Davissi in
Mistmoore), which increases the effects of most drummed songs by about 15%.
The Lute of the Gypsy Princess (also found on Mynthi Davissi
in Mistmoore) which has about a 5% improvement on stringed songs (only
really noticeable after 47th level).
The Gypsy Lute (different from the Lute of the Gypsy Princess,
in that it is for a specific quest), which has about a 5% improvement on
stringed songs (only really noticeable after 47th level), and +5% Magic
Resistance. It's found in the same area as the Lute of the Gypsy Princess
(above), but on the generic Gypsy Musicians.
Brahhm's Horn (found in the Gorge of King Xorbb on a named
minotaur) which has no known discernible effect.
Kelin's Seven Stringed Lute (Found in the Plane of Hate on
Maestro) which adds +9 DEX, +15 CHAR, +9 AGI. It also seems to add about
15-20% to stringed songs. Also called the "Maestro's Lute."
Drums of Selo's March (Found on Cazic Thule?) which increases
the effects of most drummed songs by 30%.
McVaxius' Horn of War (Found on Lady Vox?) which adds +9 INT,
+9 DEX, +15 CHA and increases Brass song effects by 15%.
Minotaur Horns found on minotaurs in Steamfont and the Gorge
of King Xorbb are *wind instruments* (not Brass) which appear to add about
15% to wind songs. They are also easily found, and lighter than flutes.
(New!) Broken Minotaur's Horn (from the Minotaur Lord in Steamfont) is a
wind instrument like regular minotaur horns, however, it is heavier and
adds +10 to SV. vs Poison, and it's No Drop!
Lyssa's Darkwood Piccolo (Found on Cazic Thule) is a wind
instrument. Not sure if it has any added effect.
The Unicorn Horn (found on Equestrielle in Lesser Faydark),
acts as a Greater Lightstone while held, as well as a wind instrument. It
also has 5 charges of Purge. It does not have any discernible effect on songs.
Small Brass Trumpet (??) which acts as brass. Supposed to
have a greater effect than other brass instruments. This item has not been
found yet.
Kelin's Practice Lute (??) which is supposed to be a midlevel
instrument. This item has not been found yet.
The Lizard Scout Fifes (Found on Lizard Scouts in the Feerot)
and the Froglok Scout Fifes (found on Froglok Couriers in the Swamp of No
Hope) are quest items, and not playable instruments.
There are new instruments still being discovered, so if you
find any information, or have a correction to this list, PLEASE let me know!
Q: What's the difference between a Lute and a Mandolin?
A: Weight and cost. Mandolins are lighter, but a little more expensive.
Q: What's with all these instrument parts I keep seeing? (Unfinished horn,
lute strings, mouthpiece, raw bamboo, etc.)
A: Nobody knows. Rumour has it, there was to have been another tradeskill:
"Instrument making", but nothing has ever been confirmed. In the meantime,
don't accidentally buy an unfinished horn, because believe me, they just
don't play the same.
(New!)Q: Are there any good quests for a Bard?
A: Yes, there are many "good" quests for Bards, although much better ones
are found by completing other class-specific quests. Allakhazam's Quest
Spoiler Database is probably the single-most complete compendium of quests
there is -
http://eqdb.allakhazam.com/quest_search.html
(New!)Q: Where IS Fabian???
A: He's in East Freeport in the Grub and Grogg Tavern by the docks. But
trust me - it's just not worth it.
Q: When I get Dual Wield, will I be able to play an instrument while
swinging a sword?
A: Unfortunately, no. While instruments are off-hand only items, they are
also considered two-handed. Besides, it's ever-so-much more fun to bash
monsters with your lute, dontcha think? (Sylly! WEP!)
Q: What's the best weapon/armour/equipment for <foo> level? Where should I
hunt at this level?
A: Okay - time to ask the list ;)
Q: What are "Hotkeys" and how do I create them?
A: You'll notice that in the lower left side of the screen you have 6 empty
boxes with the number "1" and two arrows above it. This is the "hotkey"
box. Initially, hotkeys default to the numbers 1-6 on your keyboard, but
you can reconfigure that through the options settings. Songs, spells, the
spellbook, socials, and inventory boxes can all be made "hotkeys". To
create a "hotkey", LEFT click on the box/spell/icon you want and HOLD it
down. After a second, the box will magically "lift up" and attach itself
to your pointer. Simply "drop" the new box onto the appropriate hotkey
slot, and blammo! Instant hotkey. Now, whenever you press the associated
hotkey button, you will activate the song/spell or action in that slot.
Inventory boxes do NOT "activate", putting them in your hotkey bank is
simply to avoid having to open your inventory to swap items in combat.
Q: Why would I want to swap items in combat?!
A: Well, not just in combat, but by placing inventory slots (General
inventory slots, or worn/wielded slots will work. Bag slots will NOT) into
your hotkey bank, you can grab (for example) your sword and swap it with an
instrument in order to heal faster, run faster or whatever. PRACTICE THIS
MANEUVER!!! You *WILL* drop your weapon or instrument at least once, and
more likely several times, so practice practice practice! And if you *do*
accidentally drop something, don't panic, just back up, grab the item and
run like crazy.
Q: Why can't Bards do <foo> as well as <other really buff class>?
A: Well, simply put, we're the "Jack of all Trades, Master of None." This
means that, while we can do so many different things (sneak, dual wield,
pick locks, safe fall, etc. etc.) we're not meant to be masters in any of
them, so you may notice certain skill caps (such as 40 for Forage and 75
for Sneak, etc.) that mean that you will never be incredibly good at these
skills. Be thankful that you get them at all.
Q: Is it true that The Jig of Vigor song increases mana regeneration speed
for your party members?
A: No. Here - let me emphasize that: NO!!!!! What the Jig does is
increase the rate of Stamina Regeneration every six seconds and hence the
display of the Stamina, Health, and Mana bars to show this
increase. Without the song playing the bars are refreshed every eight
seconds. The ultimate effect of this is that the mana bar "moves" every
six seconds instead of every eight seconds so it APPEARS to be moving
FASTER. In actuality - it is moving 75% of the distance it would move if
it waited the other two seconds. So bottom line, it LOOKS like it is
regenerating faster but it does not. If you don't otherwise have a need to
regenerate stamina, you are wasting a memorized song slot.
Or you can just use GZ's short answer: "Urban Myth - Jig only gives
fatigue back."
(Geoffrey Zatkin, Archmage of Norrath [And Verant Game-designer], November
18, 1999, in a letter to Rokenn Swiftsong)
Q: Why is there no Icon for the Bard Mana Song (Cassindra's Chorus of Clarity)?
A: "There are different types of Bard Songs. Most Bard Songs leave an icon
on your character because the song has a duration - usually 5 to 15
seconds. Each time the Bard sings the song she renews the duration - this
means that a Bard who continues to sing the song can potentially keep the
song effect going indefinitely.
Some Bard songs do not have durations - you receive the effect when the
Bard sings it, but will not get another "dose" until she sings it again.
Cassindra's Chorus of Clarity (the mana song) is one of these songs - it
does not have an actual duration, so you don't get an icon on your screen."
(Geoffrey Zatkin, December 2, 1999, in "Arch Mage Answers"
http://everquest.station.sony.com/everquest_h_archmage.html )
Q: Does Shauri's Sonourous Clouding work against undead? Why does it work
sometimes and not others?
A: Shauri's Sonourous Clouding has been posited to work differently from
other invisibility effects in that it is level-based. It appears to work
against anything - but only if that thing is of a certain level or
below. This is still being hashed out, but the best solution is to con
everything you see while "clouded." If it cons indifferent, you're
invisible to it. Otherwise, RUN!
Q. Why can I never gain any experience in 2-handed slash or 2-handed blunt?
A. Although Bards have these skills, and even though they appear on
the trainer, you can never train 2-handed skills as a Bard. This is
apparently just something left over from Beta.
Q. What are the most important stats as a Bard?
A. Well, because no matter what I answer, someone will disagree with me, I
will say this: No matter what your starting stats, odds are, you will
eventually be able to balance any deficiencies out with magic items and
jewelry.
Q: Why is there no Bard Song for level 49?
A: They ran out of ideas.
Okay, well, this FAQ is pretty long as it is - and I've run out of
questions. If anyone has any suggestions for the next version, please feel
free to send them my way.
Talies the Wanderer
Assistant Moderator
(FAQ Last updated 07/05/2000)