As I ran to Halas to practice my new song the Aquatic Ayre, I noticed the
spiders were clogging up the little nook near the final path to halas. As a
young one bound there, I found it quite annoying that the spiders didn't allow
any monsters to thrive except for them.
Equipping my trusty mandolin, I furrowed my brow, and sang and played a Mighty
Painful tune about Inoruuk, and with a chord of dissonance, the entire festering
nook of spiders perished, all at once!
Take that, Trumpy Ratslayer, see if you can kill more than a Bard with nasty
Chords!
--Shulzari
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