since someone pointed out that you can put an axe in your throwing hand
_after_ you start playing hymn with a mandolin and play a mean solo on
your "axe", i'll bring up an even funnier one. while playing the flute,
put a spear into your throwing slot - OUCH! you just jammed the spear
right through your head. a great way to impress young characters with how
tough you are. ;)

"Only one man could kill this many russians. Find him, and bring his guitar to me."
-Death