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Message ID: 4431
Date: Tue Jul 27 14:55:23 BST 1999
Author: Brandon Kassebaum
Subject: Re: Dumb bards (was:Magical Gloves?)
> From: "Roop Dirump" <roop@...>
>
> You know, maybe we have a LOT of really dumb bards on E'ci... as well as
> those more informed E'ci folk who frequent this list--of course. I once
> mentioned the bard I grouped with who never played anything but Hymn
> (constantly, even when everyone was healed), Accelerando (of course), and
> Bellow. She only bellowed in battle, and you know... bellow is probably the
> least effective of any of our battle songs. Bellow gives that instant
> gratification, it's very noticeable... but really isn't that great. She
> said "bellow is the only one that works for me." How innane!
>
> But I saw something tonight that truely shocked me. I was literally
> speechless. Had damaged myself falling, and decided to heal up by the zone
> a bit before heading on. Targeted a bard a bit off, and saw he was quite
> hurt, noticed his con around level 18 or 19. I realized he was sitting,
> singing hymn. I sauntered over and said, "You know, that song would be much
> more effective with an instrument." He replied, "Ya, but I don't like
> carrying all that stuff."
>
> Carrying all that stuff.
>
> "A bard who doesn't like carrying instruments???" And he just said, "Yup."
> But a mandolin weighs absolutely nothing! But the songs are much more
> effective when played, singing them is like like like.... I couldn't say
> anything. I just said, "Looks like somebody picked the wrong class...." and
> zoned in disgust! Then crashed! My client was agast too!
>
> It's like a warrior saying he doesn't like wearing all that junk, or a mage
> saying he doesn't like learning all that stuff. Eeeesh... that has to be
> the dumbest bard I've ever seen. One of those people who probably picked
> the class to be a warrior with a personal SoW. He gives all of us a BAD
> name, just pray he solos exclusively!
>
> Roop
>
> >From: Mike Roach <mroach@...>
> snip!
> >Solidarity bard brothers and sisters, we must educate the masses to our
> >usefulness, especially our fellow bards like the one I ran into in Unrest
> on
> >Sunday. Here is this level 20 bard with full bronze plate and some very
> >very nice unique items in a group that I join up with and I don't even
> >realize he is a bard until I am in the group for about 15 minutes and go to
> >turn off the healing song and realize I am not singing it. He is running
> in
> >and out of the house pulling green mobs (we were both the same level at the
> >time) and I ask him 3 times, "what songs will you be singing during
> >battles?" so I can get an idea of what I should be using to compliment him.
> >Finally he responds, "Bellow, unless you have any requests..." and runs
> back
> >into the house. Next thing you know he is shouting "zone!" and runs to the
> >zone with a train of green monsters from the yard following him. I thought
> >I should probably have attempted to educate this fellow but instead I got
> >disgusted with the whole absurd scene and excused myself from the group.
> >
> >Faras Tar'Linedhel
> >Half-Elf Bard of the 21st song
> >E'ci
>
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