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Message ID: 4441
Date: Tue Jul 27 20:40:38 BST 1999
Author: Kimes, Dean W.
Subject: RE: Dumbassity WARNING: OFF TOPIC was Dumb Bards


Heh heh, glad I'm not the only one to run into these type of guys. E'ci
does seem to proliferate them, must be dumb people have dumb friends.
Imagine my annoyance as the level 19 monk I was grouping with kept
round-kicking the monsters for 1pt for over an hour. I asked him why he
never did anything but round-kick and he replied, cause its the only monk
attack I have. Huh? Don't you have other combat buttons you could switch
it to? No, the skill never showed up. I then realized I had never seen him
block either. Upon asking if he ever spent any training points in them his
reply had me rofl in real life. What are training points? Unf***in'
believable. This guy had never spent training point one in his whole
career. How he made it to 19th level is beyond me. I had assumed he just
was missing since I have misses turned off, but what a shock. No wonder he
thought monks were really difficult to beat on critters with.
WHERE do these people come from???

Kitasi the dumbfounded

From: "Michael Steele" <wvrk_jock@...>

Roop,
I had the almost exact same thing happen to me the other day on Bristlebane.
Listen to this and I swear you will pee all over yourself.
Last weekend my cleric friend and I were in EK doing the lion/crawler/hound
shuffle when towards the end of the fight with one of these critters my
cleric friend healed himself and we hear someone shout CHEATER!

Normally, I just ignore shouts as spam and go about business as usual.
however, looking around I noticed the source of the shout was staring
directly at my cleric friend and said *Cheater* again. We're all, WTF? This
guy con'd Red as Lenin to me so, at first I was taken aback and wondered
just what he was talking about.

Yes? we ask him. Just how and what are we doing to cheat?
I was dumbfounded.
The guy says, You cast heal on yourself!
<blinks>
WTF you talking about, man?
The guy says, That is IMPOSSIBLE! I am a level 30 cleric and can't cast
spells in combat! You CHEATED. I get interrupted all the time so it is
IMPOSSIBLE.
<blinks again>
Channeling, we say.
CHANNELING? What is Channeling? he asks.

To make a long story short, suffice it to say Mr. Level 30 Cleric had never
heard of Channeling and had about a gazzillion practice points saved up for
that *Special Training* he apparently dreamed of spending them on. He has
never spent a practice point in his life.
JESUS H CHRIST! Can you imagine his down time for meditating?
Yes, we did school him on training points and channeling/interruptions. But
being the * fu**ing bitch * (his own words) that I am, made a complete fool
out of him in the process. I usually dont do that sort of thing because I
hate to be at the recieving end of someones ridicule as much as the next
guy, but CRIMINY! Level 30! And to boot he was being a total ass to us, and
called us Cheaters. If he would have been nice and asked how we were doing
such a WONDOROUS THING as being able to cast spells in combat, I would have
not made him feel so small.

M Steele