Driving along and chatting on the cell phone, you turn on to the freeway and
remark, "Zoning."
You only near the wall in the local shopping mall.
You notice people sitting on park benches and complain, "Damn campers."
When buying groceries, you sneak behind the cashier in hopes of getting
better prices.
After buying new clothes, you quickly change into them and shout, "Smelly T
Shirt and Faded Jeans for sale!'
Walking along the beach, you see a teenager in a torn shirt and ask him if
he'd like some good woven armor.
You notice a girl in a bikini and slyly ask if her if she needs help finding
her corpse.
And of course, you always buy your beer because it's cheaper than brewing
your own.
>From: lakosh@...
>
>Been reading this list since digest #50, figured I've spent way too much
time at it. I've enjoyed many of the threads here, disliked some of the
bickering.
>
>Thought I'd post a couple Signs you've been playing to much EQ as posted to
our guild message board by two members, maybe you'll get a grin:
>
>1. You have to squelch a cry of "Griff" when you catch a glimpse of a
low-flying small aircraft.
>
>2. You mutter "Why don't people loot their kills" as you pass a dead animal
on the side of the road.
>
>3. You finally camp for the night, and reaching your bedroom, say "Hail, a
irate spouse".
>
>DejaThoris
>--
>
>4) When your spouse enters the room and sees you at the computer, she
automatically cons red and "poised ready to attack - what would you like
your tombstone to say?"
>
>5) You know the family pet will give you no exp, but you really need a pair
of fur-lined gloves.....
>
>Silmaril
>--
>
>On another note I'm just about to get Lullaby and I fight in large groups
whenever possible, what song combo would you suggest? (I've got full banded,
snakeskin gloves & mask and a dragoon dirk)
>
>Lakosh
>Bard of the 14th Chord
>Tunare
>
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