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Message ID: 601
Date: Thu May 13 09:08:42 BST 1999
Author: Jack Naugle
Subject: Off topic *shrug*


Ok,ok, if you must flame me reply to my email zendarin@... just
don't spam the list. I just got sent this joke and being one who likes to
share a jest and a good tale or two I had to share it with all my fellow
bards:


A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns.
"It is not polite."

"Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are
really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did
you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got
a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in Sex."


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