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Message ID: 6146
Date: Tue Sep 7 18:37:36 BST 1999
Author: jhenders@xxxxx.xxx
Subject: Re: Help I look like a Nazi


A contrary view.

On Tue, Sep 07/99, Christine <christine@...> wrote:
> From: "Christine" <christine@...>
>
> >Anyone noticed almost every helm in the game is ugly? Definately every
> >plate helm is with the possible exception of the Trolls, which looks
> >vaguely ok.
>
> I love trolls', and barbarians' plate helms. They should get a special rare
> attack where they impale their victim's on their horns.

The barbarian helm looks like a hood ornament for a Texas Cadillac.

> Dwarven plate helms are good too, little spikey things.

Great if you like looking like an extra at a bad opera.

>
> I LOVE half-elven plate helms, they are very Flash Gordon. Very cool.

When I find my first laser pistol I will keep this in mind.

> Wood elven males look great I think, I realize the little wings might not be
> macho, but it is surely better than the girls.

And if forage fails you can always roast up the bird that seems to have
hit you while you were speeding across the plains with Selo's.

> Dark elves of course has that hideous skull thing going, which although
> ugly, I think looks GREAT and is very befitting of their class.

And so useful on Halloween night.

> Halflings and gnomes in plate end up looking like a little tin can, but
> still neat looking.

Just don't stand still too long or wood elves will start sticking the
fishing grubs they forage in the eye slots.


> Lowest ranking helm looks are humans, and wood elven girls. They both look
> like a pencil eraser. Wood elven girls look like a trash can with Spock
> ears. Just really bad. ;)

You left out high elves. Two words. Batter up!


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