Evulia steps up to the microphone and equips her hand drum.

This next song goes out to everyone who's had a corpse fall through the
world. It's called "Last Kiss"

Oh where oh where can my body be
Shaman gnoll took it away from me
I died while zoning and you know that's not good
Now I have to loot my body before it leaves this world

I was hunting Blackburrow with an Inky named Scarth
a basement train started but the zone wasn't far
somehow I passed it, a dead end straight ahead
I zoned running backwards then I went link dead

Back near the zone Lyssa's told me go right
Scarth's necro spell confirmed my very worst fright
I screamed aloud as another train passed
"LOADING, PLEASE WAIT..." was the thing I saw last

Oh where oh where can my body be
zone border bug took it away from me
can't go to heaven 'cause I'm an atheist bard
whoever thought that dying could ever be this hard.

;^)

Evulia, bard of the 7th verse, Tunare