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Subject: [eqbards] A Bard's Lament on Crossing the Karana's
Author: Non-HP-Dean-Kimes (
Dean_Kimes@...) at HP-ColSprings,mimegw5
Date: 9/27/99 3:32 PM
Something a little lighter for your perusal
Kitasi of E'ci
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>
> Sung to the tune of Turn the Page by the master Bard and Balladeer, Bob
> Seger
>
> On a high and twisty rampway, east of Qeynos Hills
> You can listen to the Griffawn screechin' out his killing song
> You can think about the Mucktails, or the gnoll you slew the night before
>
> But your feet will soon be wanderin' their way across the plain
> When you're playin' sixteen hours and you hardly seem to gain
> And you don't feel much like campin' but your eyes can't bear the strain
>
> Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
> There I am, the puppet of Fate
> Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
> There I go, Loading, Please Wait
>
> As you run into an Inn just lookin' to sell a bone
> You can feel her fists upon you afore you can change your tone
> and you hope she doesn't stun you, 'cause you really need to zone
>
> Most times you can't see 'em cast, other times you can
> But its still the same old result, be you a wood elf or a man
> 'Cause you always seem encumbered, armed with an empty hand
>
> Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
> There I am, the puppet of Fate
> Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
> There I go, Loading, Please Wait
>
> Way up there in Highhold Pass, you're half a dozen zones away
> And every plat you have, you offer desperately to pay
> To get someone to Rez your body, else that Selo's must you play
>
> Later in the evening, you still need to go to bed
> While /shouts from kOOl DeWdS, are spinnin' round in red
> You examine the trip's last forage, forgetting why you're dead
>
> Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
> There I am, the puppet of Fate
> Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
> There I go, Loading, Please Wait
>
> Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
> There I am, the puppet of Fate
> Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
> There I go, Loading, Please Wait
>
> as sung all too often by Kitasi of E'ci
>
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Sung to the tune of Turn the Page by the master Bard and Balladeer, Bob Seger
On a high and twisty rampway, east of Qeynos Hills
You can listen to the Griffawn screechin' out his killing song
You can think about the Mucktails, or the gnoll you slew the night before
But your feet will soon be wanderin' their way across the plain
When you're playin' sixteen hours and you hardly seem to gain
And you don't feel much like campin' but your eyes can't bear the strain
Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
There I am, the puppet of Fate
Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
There I go, Loading, Please Wait
As you run into an Inn just lookin' to sell a bone
You can feel her fists upon you afore you can change your tone
and you hope she doesn't stun you, 'cause you really need to zone
Most times you can't see 'em cast, other times you can
But its still the same old result, be you a wood elf or a man
'Cause you always seem encumbered, armed with an empty hand
Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
There I am, the puppet of Fate
Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
There I go, Loading, Please Wait
Way up there in Highhold Pass, you're half a dozen zones away
And every plat you have, you offer desperately to pay
To get someone to Rez your body, else that Selo's must you play
Later in the evening, you still need to go to bed
While /shouts from kOOl DeWdS, are spinnin' round in red
You examine the trip's last forage, forgetting why you're dead
Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
There I am, the puppet of Fate
Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
There I go, Loading, Please Wait
Here I am, crossing the Karanas again
There I am, the puppet of Fate
Here I go, ambushed by bandits again
There I go, Loading, Please Wait
as sung all too often by Kitasi of E'ci