This isn't strictly Bardic, but I think it's in character for bards to be
social chefs, so...

I've been getting my cooking skills up (currently 61) and carrying around a
little spit. Since I've been singing a lot in Cazic-Thule I've been
whipping up batches of Beer Braised Gator and Lizard-On-A-Stick for my
groupmates. Since I am in pickup groups a lot this sometimes really freaks
people out! It's amazing that many poeple are completely unaware that you
can cook all of these meats that you so often destroy.

A female rogue that I was grouping with got a real kick out of my handing
her a couple of Beer Braised Gator steaks when we were fighting the tough
little alligators. After a particularly nasty fight in which the gator just
wouldn't taunt off of her and took her down to one bubble, she looted the
gator, gave me the meat and said "Cook this one for me. I'm eating his
ass." She then proceded to put those steaks first in line in her inventory.
"Virtual payback"!

Crier Sharpsong - 28th song bard on Fennin Ro