This is my first foray into the non buyable bard songs. Please be nice!!

An Ode to an Elemental

Nothing makes me madder than
A battle without a plan.
I watch you get distracted
By each and every hand.

Fight one opponent solely
Until you run him through,
Or else your indecision
Will drive you to your doom.

I've seen your ilk go through this
Since I was a mere young lad.
You let others taunt and distract you
Which leads to nothing but bad.

Please remember in the future
When attacked by more than one knife.
Just repeat the following slogan
Because t'will surely save your life!

I'll teach you to interfere with me
Just as soon as this terror is slain
Because I'm not as stupid as you are
I kill the first before causing you pain.