I have stolen half of dear Aunt
Mary's paper my own dear Mary to tell you what I presume you already know that I am not
on my road to London though Papa very graciously very kindly permitted me
to go & my dear Miss James wished to
have me--and in the first place le jeu le ne vaut pas la chandelle
to go
to London for four days is condemning
oneself to four days with too much to do in every one of them--in the second we
are expecting a friend out of Hampshire, & Sir. W.
Elford is coming on Friday. So at
home I am (here) & at home (there) I shall remain--I came over today to
console myself
& was indeed consoled by seeing your dear father looking much better than I expected
& in very good spirits--Mr. Palmer's
beautiful phiz
to
too
was here--by the way there is a
print
of the
Reading
procession--executed by an
artist
who must
be very clever since he has performed
what I should have considered
as an impossibility on the first blush of the business--made
Mr. Palmer 50 times uglier than he is--&
moreover given to
Miss Anstruther
& the
Right Honble Lady the air of
having the rouge washed off their faces by the rain--so that they look like
weather-beaten dolls. I saw this fine
picture in
Reading yesterday which I entered for the
first time after my long quarantine--you need not send me a word about the
fashions, my dear,
Papa has been a
complete
Lady's Magazine &
La Belle
Assemble--you
would have died laughing if you had heard him describe the way of trimming a
ladies bonnet--at his total want of words & the bon
hommie
homie
with which he adopted any ridiculous one's which I put into his
month--coloring every remark with an “I assure you
Eliza's bonnet was just so”--now
Miss Eliza you must take this for a full answer to the letter
which you have not written yet--and not have the assurance to expect me who am
forced to spin all my cobwebs out
of my own brain--to
write again to you who live in the land of sights &
shews--
I am very glad that you are going to Richmond--I wish with all my heart I were going there too--but
I do not suppose. I shall be able to get there for a month or two. If you happen
to see my dear Miss James, tell her that
Papa behaved with perfect good faith
in the invitation Mrs. Clarke was so kind
as to send & very much wished me to put off our intended visitor and
go--
--Dearest of the dear--it is post time--I have been talking to Aunt Mary & hindering myself and her
from writing--you know what Papa says of
my
gossipping
gossiping
--
Goodbye--God bless you--How many lovers have you got? How many
has Eliza? Ever
your's
yours
M. R. Mitford
Wokingham
Sunday