# Description: # Chuck Norris awesomeness # # Dependencies: # None # # Configuration: # None # # Commands: # hubot chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness # hubot chuck norris me -- let's see how would do as Chuck Norris # # Author: # dlinsin module.exports = (robot) -> robot.respond /(chuck norris)( me )?(.*)/i, (msg)-> user = msg.match[3] if user.length == 0 askChuck msg, "http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random" else askChuck msg, "http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?firstName="+user+"&lastName=" askChuck = (msg, url) -> msg.http(url) .get() (err, res, body) -> if err msg.send "Chuck Norris says: #{err}" else message_from_chuck = JSON.parse(body) if message_from_chuck.length == 0 msg.send "Achievement unlocked: Chuck Norris is quiet!" else msg.send message_from_chuck.value.joke.replace /\s\s/g, " "