# Description: # Load a random Grumpy Cat from an array of images. # Based on pugme. # # Dependencies: # None # # Configuration: # None # # Commands: # hubot grumpycat me - Receive a Grumpy Cat # hubot grumpycat bomb N - get N Grumpy Cats # # Author: # trey cats = [ "http://mlkshk.com/r/M6EO.gif", # rabbit in a hat "http://mlkshk.com/r/M17S.gif", # dress "http://mlkshk.com/r/M15O.gif", # le mis "http://mlkshk.com/r/M01A.gif", # cartoons "http://mlkshk.com/r/LZ7U.gif", # fuck this "http://mlkshk.com/r/LXP2.gif", # grumpy tardar sauce "http://mlkshk.com/r/LWNG.gif", # grandma got run over "http://mlkshk.com/r/LVVR.gif", # double deal with it "http://mlkshk.com/r/LV0S.gif", # mural "http://mlkshk.com/r/LUYE.gif", # stahp "http://mlkshk.com/r/LUO2.gif", # good "http://mlkshk.com/r/LS6R.gif", # shut the fuck up "http://mlkshk.com/r/LSWD.gif", # Tardar Bonepart "http://mlkshk.com/r/LPCN.gif", # drawing "http://mlkshk.com/r/LLVD.gif", # terrible time of the year "http://mlkshk.com/r/LKTG.gif", # Citizen Kane "http://mlkshk.com/r/LEF8.gif", # emotions "http://mlkshk.com/r/LEFR.gif", # skate deck "http://mlkshk.com/r/L337.gif", # look askance "http://mlkshk.com/r/KV8K.gif", # sitting "http://mlkshk.com/r/KU1S.gif", # 3 grump moon "http://mlkshk.com/r/KRBA.gif", # rabbit painting "http://mlkshk.com/r/KL19.gif" # lying on the ground ] module.exports = (robot) -> robot.respond /grumpycat me/i, (msg) -> msg.send cats[Math.floor(Math.random()*cats.length)] robot.respond /grumpycat bomb( (\d+))?/i, (msg) -> count = msg.match[2] || 5 for i in [1..count] by 1 msg.send cats[Math.floor(Math.random()*cats.length)] robot.respond /how many grumpycats are there/i, (msg) -> msg.send "There are #{cats.length} grumpycats."