@bonjourdae "Wait, #showerthoughts... Am I the only one that wonders why do we have hair under our armpits?" 2013 10 2 03:18:01  
@OG_noWorries "RT @SimW_11: The way you see the world is all that matters. But understand that you may be delusional. #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 02:53:47  
@rShowerThoughts "Where do all the ice cream men go in the winter months?: I choose to believe that they migrate... http://t.co/RsBUEwMduh #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 02:24:54  
@rShowerThoughts "People who have standards seem to be meaner/enacting conditional love.: submitted by halfro... http://t.co/fqkKSpRWVm #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 02:24:53  
@keaser12 "Do bat boys get a World Series ring? #showerthoughts" 2013 10 2 01:50:24  
@slothmasterfred "I think I would be happy with a men's body wash that has the subtle scent of Trix cereal #showerthoughts" 2013 10 2 01:37:17  
@Conner_Flynn_ "RT @SimW_11: The way you see the world is all that matters. But understand that you may be delusional. #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 01:16:50  
@SimW_11 "The way you see the world is all that matters. But understand that you may be delusional. #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 01:11:38  
@eddiekuz18 "All of us complain about wanting more sleep, yet spend hours each day tweeting and texting... #showerthoughts" 2013 10 2 00:52:10  
@notmikejustike "I would love to be able to fly, but being able to read people's minds might be the most useful super power #showerthoughts" 2013 10 2 00:46:40  
@rShowerThoughts "More than violent video games and films, or music with dark lyrics, Reddit has the potential t... http://t.co/P1iDWe69NH #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 00:17:00  
@rShowerThoughts "Would a gastronomical unit be the length of the entire digestive system?: submitted by Malacl... http://t.co/mYp85UyJmG #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 00:17:00  
@rShowerThoughts "At what point did certain things be come cliche?: submitted by OhaiItsAhmad [link] [comment] http://t.co/fWvlwitY6n #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 2 00:16:59  
@GabbeeeG "I cant even imagine how many people in this world who don't have access to a hot shower. It makes me appreciate my own life. #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 23:47:08  
@mkate88 "How did 'no' ever become an acceptable abbreviation for 'number'? #RunThoughts #ShowerThoughts #etymology" 2013 10 1 23:10:58  
@rShowerThoughts "For all I know, /r/spaced is a wonderful place with fantastic content and people make it s... http://t.co/YeQ3nFWSNo #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 22:08:34  
@rShowerThoughts "On 4/15/14, will I have to pay federal taxes for ALL of 2013, even if the government is shut ... http://t.co/9IdiKIU02F #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 22:08:34  
@rShowerThoughts "If a ordered a pallet-worth of pallets, would the pallet they are delivered on be one of my pu... http://t.co/iw8VTFDhFJ #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 22:08:33  
@rShowerThoughts "What is the past tense of break dance: Brokedance or Breakdanced?: submitted by ryguy916922 ... http://t.co/n6jNHoW5wV #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 20:42:59  
@rShowerThoughts "I wonder how many puppies and kittens have been adopted for people's cakedays: submitted by S... http://t.co/n4NUqzKosk #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 20:42:58  
@rShowerThoughts "People with internet-enabled cell phones, are basically Star Trek borg and the collective is t... http://t.co/39QoQ9fawE #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 20:42:58  
@rShowerThoughts "With the Govt shutdown, does that mean the NSA isn't listening to us now?!: Psst. NSA. Can you... http://t.co/rlGnUAk1jn #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 20:42:58  
@KDowns21 "RT @JoeFrancemone: Am I growing up or just becoming boring? #showerthoughts" 2013 10 1 20:06:31  
@rShowerThoughts "Teachers and doctors pay their own salaries.: Through taxes. submitted by IAmJacksSmirk [l... http://t.co/gezLk4zwk6 #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 19:18:57  
@JoeFrancemone "Am I growing up or just becoming boring? #showerthoughts" 2013 10 1 18:49:29
@rShowerThoughts "Night is just the shadow Earth makes.: submitted by Skull025 [link] [comment] http://t.co/RSI34hjpgp #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 18:34:04  
@rShowerThoughts "there is no such thing as darkness, just absence of light: even deeper. what if there is no de... http://t.co/2P0tHikupq #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 17:48:30  
@rShowerThoughts "It's probably someone's job to sit on new freshly made chairs all day to test if they feel rig... http://t.co/55EYRFk0AY #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 17:48:30  
@brianacanada "It took me a year and half to realize that I got what I deserved, when I thought I was the victim. #showerthoughts" 2013 10 1 17:47:49  
@rShowerThoughts "Muffins are just really pregnant cookies: submitted by Tkachenko [link] [comment] http://t.co/pqVW3wXt0A #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 16:21:47  
@MetaWorldFreace "throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack #wolfpackgotmyback #showerthoughts" 2013 10 1 16:13:19  
@rShowerThoughts "Did anyone remember to wake up Green Day?: I distinctly remember them asking. submitted by k... http://t.co/4SN29NG63m #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 15:35:01  
@rShowerThoughts "If water never existed the Titanic wouldn't have sunk: submitted by therainbowdasher [link] ... http://t.co/e57dp1idwo #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 15:35:01  
@rShowerThoughts "Pantene products should be £1.10: submitted by 23jsk [link] [comment] http://t.co/iwksh3gjL0 #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 15:35:00  
@rShowerThoughts "They should make a movie for the JRPG game Eternal Sonata, cast Jim Carrie as Frederic Chopin,... http://t.co/h2oJMydM2v #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 15:35:00  
@Chree12 "@Dchad28: Have you ever noticed snakes are just tails with faces? #ShowerThoughts kinda like this? http://t.co/VwbMgMKVjs" 2013 10 1 14:57:41  
@Dchad28 "Have you ever noticed snakes are just tails with faces? #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 14:53:41  
@KLuhm8 "Who's with me on Miley and Johnny football getting married? #showerthoughts #idols" 2013 10 1 13:46:31  
@rShowerThoughts "With any older song you listen to, thousands of people have already been aware of its existenc... http://t.co/1TeNCuszKD #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 13:14:55  
@rShowerThoughts "The word Excuse has two pronunciations: Excuse me and There is no excuse: submitted by ... http://t.co/tKGC3H4i98 #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 12:29:39  
@rShowerThoughts "When we get to a point where using cars is prohibitive for various reasons big city's like New... http://t.co/6stfLuvg9M #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 08:38:57  
@rShowerThoughts "I'm the only person that knows everyone I know.: Except maybe the NSA. submitted by Bhaelfur... http://t.co/b46HmxWeuw #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 08:38:57  
@rShowerThoughts "I wonder how long it will be till there is a successful horror movie filmed on a cell phone: s... http://t.co/pCWrgH3qRc #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 08:38:57  
@rShowerThoughts "Someone should invent a shower curtain that has a lighting system that you can change dependin... http://t.co/Kz7ryTfNTM #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 07:09:27  
@rShowerThoughts "I really hope I live to see Halley's Comet: submitted by ask_me_if_im_naked [link] [comment] http://t.co/JpqT3nU3bA #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 07:09:27  
@rShowerThoughts "I'm 30. If I live to be 80, I will live untio 2063!: submitted by gitrjoda [link] [2 comments] http://t.co/lBKoUjNc7r #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 06:25:38  
@rShowerThoughts "Spit is only considered nasty when its outside your mouth.: submitted by Aristotles_Whale [l... http://t.co/zBJ2zry6EG #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 05:42:15  
@rShowerThoughts "Breaking Bad was 62 episodes. The 62nd element on the periodic table is samarium. Samarium is ... http://t.co/a0toZkyXv8 #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 04:58:57  
@rShowerThoughts "What if, when we sleep, we erase our current consciousness, and replace it with a fresh one th... http://t.co/NajejKR1xl #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 04:15:39  
@rShowerThoughts "Cheeseburgers are like organized taco salads.: submitted by GoatmanEvil [link] [comment] http://t.co/kTBVetbJht #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 02:49:58  
@rShowerThoughts "I've never actually seen my roommate brush his teeth: submitted by PurpleChyGuy [link] [comment] http://t.co/FLx0Z0uuVS #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 02:49:58  
@Randi16Anderson "There is a reason behind everything. There's even reasons for me painting my nails red. #showerthoughts" 2013 10 1 02:36:02  
@rShowerThoughts "There can't be a percentage of infinity, because that would involve infinity to be a finite nu... http://t.co/g62b5UUi0w #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 02:07:49  
@rShowerThoughts "I will never be able to see the back of my head without the use of an object.: submitted by c... http://t.co/nBMbgkkCR9 #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 01:25:27  
@rShowerThoughts "Famous people who do AMAs with their names in their account (/u/_Tom_Hanks) can never use thos... http://t.co/8CTOQfFIJZ #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 01:25:27  
@rShowerThoughts "I feel sorry for the billions and billions of humans that lived before me that didn't have acc... http://t.co/mQVN8qIPEy #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 01:25:27  
@NewfieProphecy "When in deep water become a diver. #showerthoughts" 2013 10 1 00:50:24  
@rShowerThoughts "People don't use ridonculous as much in real life as I would like: submitted by BrownBeef [l... http://t.co/N1G2dgHUPj #ShowerThoughts" 2013 10 1 00:46:00  
@rShowerThoughts "Posting to /r/Showerthoughts is like hitting Reply to all to an email with 61k addresses: su... http://t.co/Z7kx6k5PET #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 23:22:12  
@rShowerThoughts "You can't take back the three seconds it took you to read this. Ever.: submitted by dumbgener... http://t.co/4WvVSWO8z3 #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 22:39:59  
@rShowerThoughts "Future generations will probably see weight lifting as completely barbaric for our time: And ... http://t.co/T7FuDSppc9 #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 21:57:51  
@rShowerThoughts "There are only two kinds of people in the world: Those who like My Little Pony and those who h... http://t.co/ifPTUXv0GO #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 21:15:15  
@rShowerThoughts "Soup is just seasoned water.: submitted by Albodan [link] [1 comment] http://t.co/LzeVTJQI1k #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 21:15:15  
@rShowerThoughts "What if we sent micro bacteria to earth like planets ?: Could that possible lead to life on ot... http://t.co/CwtoOg342d #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 20:33:29  
@evad_nosrettap "One similarity between Benjamin Button's life and a normal person's is that both start and end in diapers #showerthoughts" 2013 9 30 18:46:24  
@rShowerThoughts "Oranges come pre-sliced by nature...: submitted by minteephresh [link] [comment] http://t.co/PuLcjHtdFQ #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 13:26:14  
@rShowerThoughts "When you turn on a light, you instantaneously create photons and send them flying at 186,000 m... http://t.co/wORZJewBGJ #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 17:40:29  
@rShowerThoughts "Somewhere on reddit, the funniest/most interesting/most though inspiring thing ever probably e... http://t.co/N5FLHIZ71i #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 17:40:29  
@rShowerThoughts "The United States is essentially a union of 50 countries, similar to the European Union: submi... http://t.co/i0doHVVoLk #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 14:05:34  
@rShowerThoughts "Omelettes are just egg quesadillas: submitted by SpiffierGoose6 [link] [comment] http://t.co/Ds5QZErB0q #ShowerThoughts" 2013 9 30 14:05:34  
@JWBooth "RT @AbeLincoln Going to the theater tonight with the missus! Box seats #woop #woop!" 1865 4 14 14:54:36
@Galileo "Maybe the sun doesn't rotate around the earth.....#haha #yeahRIGHT #idiots #showerthoughts" 1628 4 19 21:10:32