--- title: On the Joy of Missing Out created: 2026-07-31 modified: 2026-07-31 authors: Michael Leunig category: Poem --- > Oh the joy of missing out. > > When the world begins to shout > > And rush towards that shining thing; > > The latest bit of metal bling — > > Trying to have it, see it, do it, > > You simply know you won’t go through it; > > The anxious clamouring and need > > This restless hungry thing to feed. > > Instead, you feel the loveliness; > > The pleasure of your emptiness. > > You spurn the treasure on the shelf > > In favour of your peaceful self; > > Without regret, without a doubt. > > Oh the joy of missing out.