LOCATIONS Throne Room This is the throne room of ACTION CASTLE. Great Feasting Hall You stand inside the Great Feasting Hall. Courtyard You are in the courtyard of ACTION CASTLE. Drawbridge You are standing on one side of a drawbridge leading to ACTION CASTLE. Tower Stairs You are climbing the stairs to the tower. There is a locked door here. Dungeon Stairs You are climbing the stairs down to the dungeon. Winding Path You are walking along a winding path. There is a tall tree here. Tower You are inside a tower. Dungeon You are in the dungeon. There is a spooky ghost here. Garden Path You are standing on a lush garden path. There is a cottage here. Top of the Tall Tree You are the top of the tall tree. Cottage You are standing in a small cottage. Fishing Pond You are at the edge of a small fishing pond. The Afterlife You are dead. GAME OVER. nowhere Nowhere ITEMS rose a red rose IT SMELLS GOOD. fish a dead fish IT SMELLS TERRIBLE. throne An ornate golden throne. candle a strange candle THE CANDLE IS COVERED IN STARGE RUNES. guard a guard carrying a sword and a key HE LOOKS AT YOU SUSPICIOUSLY. troll a mean troll HE LOOKS HUNGRY. locked door a locked door THE DOOR IS SECURELY LOCKED. princess A princess who is beautiful, sad and lonely. She awaits her non-gender-stereotypical soulmate. ghost A ghost with bony, claw-like fingers and who is wearing a crown. rosebush a rosebush THE ROSEBUSH CONTAINS A SINGLE RED ROSE. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. branch a stout, dead branch IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD MAKE A GOOD CLUB. pole a fishing pole A SIMPLE FISHING POLE. pond a small fishing pond THERE ARE FISH IN THE POND. rose a red rose IT SMELLS GOOD. fish a dead fish IT SMELLS TERRIBLE. unlocked door a door THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED. lamp a lamp (unlit) A LAMP. lamp (lit) a lamp (lit) A BIGHTLY LIT LAMP. candle (lit) a lit candle THE CANDLE IS COVERED IN STARGE RUNES. IT IS EMITTING A STRANGE, ACRID SMELLING SMOKE. crown a crown A CROWN FIT FOR A KING. crown (worn) a crown A CROWN FIT FOR A KING. key a brass key THIS LOOKS USEFUL. unconscious guard an unconscious guard is slumped against the wall HE HAS BITS OF BRANCH ON HIS UNIFORM. princess A princess who is beautiful and lonely. She awaits her non-gender-stereotypical soulmate. princess (married) A princess who is beautiful. She has found her non-gender-stereotypical soulmate. COMMANDS sit on throne light candle read runes hit guard with branch hit troll with branch give the troll the fish unlock door give rose to princess talk to princess kiss princess pick rose catch fish catch fish with pole smell rose eat fish light lamp read runes wear crown talk to princess talk to princess about the ghost talk to princess about the crown talk to princess about herself talk to princess about the throne propose to the princess kiss princess kiss princess