interaction_id,anonymized_vendor,behavior_category,initial_behavior,prospect_request,vendor_response,outcome,interpretation
INT-001,Podcast growth company,Script reader,"Claimed podcast audit, visibility issues, data, and missed viewers",Asked how missed viewers were calculated,Sent a calendar link instead of explaining the calculation,Question repeated; conversation did not move past the first substantive step,Methodology unanswered
INT-002,Accounting firm,Compliance officer,Participated in the seven-day vendor framework,Asked to explain differentiation and write a raccoon accounting haiku,"Answered questions, acted professionally, completed the request, wrote the haiku","Haiku remained memorable; methodology and differentiation felt vanilla","High compliance, weak differentiation"
INT-003,Unnamed salesperson,Follow-up machine,Sent normal follow-ups,Given homework instead of a simple no,"Partially answered, then continued increasingly passive-aggressive follow-ups",Original questions remained unresolved,Persistence replaced resolution
INT-004,Podcast editor,Human adapter,Received increasingly unusual sales requests,"Asked for answers, specifics, and a haiku","Played along, answered, gave specifics, wrote the haiku, and engaged naturally",Eventually redirected toward process and booking a call,"Best adaptation, same eventual destination"