# ROASTED 99¢ Text Pressure Test

Capability ID: roasted-text-pressure-test-machine-v1
Commercial state: sell_now
Machine state: payment_ready
Public URL: https://fabric.systemiacommandcenters.com/capabilities/roasted-text-pressure-test-machine-v1
Preferred agent route: universal fallback
Universal Evercraft MCP: https://fabric.systemiacommandcenters.com/mcp
Start here: Not a current sell-now route

## Use this when

- roast this text
- roast my bio
- roast my resume
- tear apart this pitch
- be brutally honest about this copy
- brutally critique this message
- roast my linkedin headline
- roast this post
- pressure test this copy
- pressure test my writing

## Problem

Fast, low-cost critique for short user-supplied text, followed by concrete repair actions.

## Inputs

Text to critique and optional roast style.

## Outputs

A roast, three practical fixes and a shareable result.

## Pricing

$0.99 USD one-time per roast.

- Single Roast: $0.99 (one_time)

## Invocation and authority

LIVE: agent HTTP gateway + OpenAPI + llms guidance + remote MCP at [retired provider route removed] Agents can read the 99¢ offer, prepare checkout only after explicit human confirmation, and retrieve the paid roast result. Generation requires Stripe verification of paid + complete + USD 0.99 + bound roast ID.

Explicit user confirmation is required before checkout. Paid output is generated only after independent Stripe verification.

Payment authority: ROASTED / Stripe, provider-verified

Discovery does not create a payment obligation. Human confirmation is required before checkout where checkout exists. Checkout creation is not proof of payment.