Entertainment – I'm Not That Drunk http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com The home of regrettable purchases Sat, 12 Sep 2015 17:21:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.14 The Hemingway Cookbook http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/the-hemingway-cookbook/ Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:07:37 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1944 The ultimate cookbook for the real man, legendary author and beard enthusiast Ernest Hemingway brings the world this collection of badass recipes. Meals include Dorado Fillet in Damn Good Sauce, Woodcock Flambé in Armagnac, Campfire Apple Pie, and Fillet of Lion washed down with Campari and Gordon’s Gin. It’ll put hair on your chest.

]]> Lazy-as-Fuck Reading Glasses http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/lazy-as-fuck-glasses/ Tue, 04 Sep 2012 09:25:45 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1934 lazy-glasses lazy-glasses2

As we all know, it’s incredibly difficult to sit up in bed while reading. With these magic prism glasses, you can enjoy 50 Shades of Gray while focusing on more important things, like wondering how your life came to this dazzling low point, or stimulating your prostate whilst picturing yourself safe in the strong arms of Christian Gray.

]]> Banana Suit http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/banana-suit/ Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:39:36 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1926 Banana-Suit Banana-Suit banana banana
INTD are going to let you in on a little secret. A banana suit changes everything. For example;
You get too drunk, you’re obnoxious. You get too drunk in a banana suit, it’s hilarious.
More? You get into a fight? You’re an aggressive, dangerous thug. Banana suit? Hilarious.
Even more? You shit yourself? Disgustingly horrifying. You shit yourself in a banana suit, you’re the joker at the party. You literally can’t lose.
Check out this handy reference table by RedsClues over on reddit if you need further convincing.

]]> The Dad saddle http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/the-dad-saddle/ Tue, 01 May 2012 15:33:02 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1920 daddle-dad-saddle
You’ve got a kid? This is a no-brainer, what kid doesn’t want to ride their Pop-Pop around the house like a Ton-Ton in a suit that smells of whiskey and missed baseball games?
But let’s face it, you’re on a drunk shopping website – if you’ve got a kid you only get to see him on facebook. Get it anyway and you can get a whore to ride you in the local Super-8 – that’ll cheer you up.

]]> Xtreme Pong Sports: BasketPong http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/xtreme-pong-sports-basketpong/ Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:01:29 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1906 basketpong BasketPong_011 copy

Beer Pong just got athletic, so you can stay ripped while you pwn some fucking n00bs, teabagging everyone’s cups like it’s going out of style. Hope you aren’t afraid of heights because these cups just got VERTICAL. The last time balls got forced into this many holes, Kobe Bryant ended up in court! And was cleared of all charges because he totally didn’t do it (thanks lawyers).

]]> Understand Rap – The Book http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/understand-rap-the-book/ Mon, 09 Apr 2012 11:46:03 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1896 understandrap lilwayne460 197526608_f6adf54d76

As the rapper and modern poet “Lil Wayne” once said: “I told her to back it up like ‘burp burp’, And make that ass jump like ‘scherp scherp'”. What? I’m sorry, I’m far too white to understand what’s going on. Is this lady okay? This book helps decipher the words of T.I., Master P, Lil Wayne, Drake, and others, letting you finally be able to understand what the cool kids are talking about. Unfortunately, it turns out they’re often being very rude, so if you’re reading this to grandma, then be prepared to shout EARMUFFS! every second word.

]]> Gangsta rap coloring in book http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/gangsta-rap-coloring-in-book/ Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:13:55 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1873 gangsta-rap-coloring-book 71MJVNG2dEL
48 pages of all your favorite Rap superheroes for you to color in, or get your kids to color, in as you see fit. Straight out of Crayon.
via ThisIsWhyImBroke.com

]]> Self diagnosis for hypochondriacs http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/self-diagnosis-for-hypochondriacs/ Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:37:34 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1791 frustrated-doctor face mask dog unwell things that might kill you Hypochondria is a virus that affects an as yet indeterminate number of people. It’s not nice and, like aids, it makes you particularly vulnerable to every single disease in the universe – regardless of whether that disease actually exists. I’ve probably got it, you’ve probably got it. So get this manual and read about everything you’re gonna die from

]]> Human water walking ball http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/human-water-walking-ball/ Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:42:42 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1702 jesus walks on water water-walking-ball Water-Walking-Ball-ball-001- 12705612996315976 613HNUFsidL._SL500_AA300_
A waterproof water ball for walking on water. It’s 2 meters high and you can walk on water. You can walk on water… imagine the possibilities – you only get an hour of air in there though so imagine quick possibilities.

]]> David Kirsch fitness boot camp DVD http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/david-kirsch-fitness-boot-camp-dvd/ Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:12:22 +0000 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/?p=1684 kirsch with hot woman Victoria+Secret+Fashion+Show+Viewing+Party+q9trU5qk8-ll david kirsch with veg david kirsch workout david kirsch on beach To be honest, until about 10 minutes ago I’d no idea who David Kirsch was. Turns out he’s a fitness trainer who’s responsible for making hot people look even hotter. In your case it’s likely that the old adage ‘you can’t polish a turd’ may well apply. It’s worth a shot though. Shove on this DVD and chow down on some popcorn. Er, I mean broccoli.

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