Playing – I'm Not That Drunk

Banana Suit

admin — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:39:36 +0000

INTD are going to let you in on a little secret. A banana suit changes everything. For example;
You get too drunk, you’re obnoxious. You get too drunk in a banana suit, it’s hilarious.
More? You get into a fight? You’re an aggressive, dangerous thug. Banana suit? Hilarious.
Even more? You shit yourself? Disgustingly horrifying. You shit yourself in a banana suit, you’re the joker at the party. You literally can’t lose.
Check out this handy reference table by RedsClues over on reddit if you need further convincing.

The Dad saddle

admin — Tue, 01 May 2012 15:33:02 +0000

You’ve got a kid? This is a no-brainer, what kid doesn’t want to ride their Pop-Pop around the house like a Ton-Ton in a suit that smells of whiskey and missed baseball games?
But let’s face it, you’re on a drunk shopping website – if you’ve got a kid you only get to see him on facebook. Get it anyway and you can get a whore to ride you in the local Super-8 – that’ll cheer you up.

Xtreme Pong Sports: BasketPong

admin — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:01:29 +0000

Beer Pong just got athletic, so you can stay ripped while you pwn some fucking n00bs, teabagging everyone’s cups like it’s going out of style. Hope you aren’t afraid of heights because these cups just got VERTICAL. The last time balls got forced into this many holes, Kobe Bryant ended up in court! And was cleared of all charges because he totally didn’t do it (thanks lawyers).

Gangsta rap coloring in book

admin — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:13:55 +0000

48 pages of all your favorite Rap superheroes for you to color in, or get your kids to color, in as you see fit. Straight out of Crayon.
via ThisIsWhyImBroke.com

Human water walking ball

admin — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:42:42 +0000

A waterproof water ball for walking on water. It’s 2 meters high and you can walk on water. You can walk on water… imagine the possibilities – you only get an hour of air in there though so imagine quick possibilities.

Thomas the Tank playhut

admin — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:19:56 +0000

I’d love to own a train. Not a dangerous train, like the trains in ‘the taking of Pelham 123’, ‘Source Code’, ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Broken Arrow’ etc, but a friendly train, like Thomas the tank engine. Thomas has a smiley face and he’s safer than Matt Damon’s big, strong arms. You can put this playhut in the garden, get inside, and hide from your parents when they come over to tell you to find a real job.

Handtrux arm shovels

admin — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:28:26 +0000

If you want to feel like a badass on the beach, if you want to be that guy people are double-taking shoveling the shit (metaphor) out of a hole you are digging with your bionic arms, then look no further because those are some very specific desires.

LEGO Harry Potter – Hogwarts Castle

admin — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 09:14:44 +0000

All the team’s here, including Harry, Haggers and Hermione “Lovely pair of Dumbledores” Granger. There’s Sirius’ face in the fireplace and Tom Riddle’s book in the Knight’s armour. ENDLESS FUN! You can re-enact all your favourite moments, like when Harry fights Snape, when Harry met Sally and the Ron and Hermoine sex scene.

Marvel top trumps

admin — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 22:08:18 +0000

Re-live the glorious days you spent standing in the corner of the school playground with a deck of top trumps, surrounded by all the other kids who weren’t cool enough to play football or popular enough to play kiss chase. With this superhero deck you’ll be the envy of the entire office (if you’ve got the balls to admit you own it).

Nerf Vulcan repeater gun

admin — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 21:58:09 +0000

Get this Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Dart Blaster and you can shoot your friends/family/pets/colleagues at the beach/dinner table/office/garden/bar. It has a 25 dart belt and fires three darts a second, I’m no mathematician but that sounds like a shit-load of fun for $50.

It also comes in pink and who-gives-a-shit-what-color-it-is