Nourishment – I'm Not That Drunk

The Hemingway Cookbook

admin — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:07:37 +0000

The ultimate cookbook for the real man, legendary author and beard enthusiast Ernest Hemingway brings the world this collection of badass recipes. Meals include Dorado Fillet in Damn Good Sauce, Woodcock Flambé in Armagnac, Campfire Apple Pie, and Fillet of Lion washed down with Campari and Gordon’s Gin. It’ll put hair on your chest.

Beer Can Wraps

admin — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:41:44 +0000

The park, the church, a baseball game, and even your daughter’s dance recital — What they all have in common is that they simply cannot be enjoyed without alcohol. However, it can be tough to get away with drinking as much as you’d like.

These can wraps give you the stealthiness you’ve been waiting for, as when you cover your beer in one of these, you immediately appear to be drinking a delicious and nutritious drink such as root beer or orange sugar water.

Bear Paw meat handlers

admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:18:27 +0000

These meat claws make barbecuing like a girl a thing of the past. Use them to flip your meat, use them to skewer your meat, eat off of them and you my friend are a goddamn beast. A great gift for that special man in your life.

Obol, the never soggy cereal bowl

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:05:38 +0000

Listen carefully, step 1. put your cereal in the top bowl, step 2. put milk in the bottom bowl – MIX JUST BEFORE YOU EAT! Not all at once, dummy.
Salsa + chips = BOOM!
Oreos + Milk = BOOM!
…BOOM!

Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce

admin — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 21:55:50 +0000

From Dave’s Ultimate Insanity hot sauce range comes “The Hottest Sauce in the Universe”. Sure you’ve just had a kebab with extra chilli sauce, and that straight vodka you had earlier might have fatality’d half your tastebuds, but not even you ( -and this is a challenge) can stand up to this awe-inspiring sauce. Just one teaspoon in a whole vat of chili will make it almost inedible, a drop on your tongue will leave you crying for hours – this stuff is intense. Use with extreme caution.

GTOX Hangover blocker, 12 Pack

admin — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 23:55:18 +0000

Ok, so it’s probably too late now. After you’ve finished your shopping have a few glasses of water and a banana. But next time, you’ll be ready with a 12-pack of GTOX hangover blocker, they contain antioxidants and glucarate that actually remove toxins from your liver or something sciency. Anyway, you can pick up a box now for under $30 and next time you won’t feel like you’ll feel tomorrow. As Scar from The Lion King says, be prepared.

A year’s supply of chocolate

admin — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 23:46:57 +0000

Why are you sitting around munching on a carrot when you could be stuffing fistfuls of gorgeous dark chocolate down your throat? Are you some sort of health freak? Pull yourself together and start receiving a massive box of delicious gourmet chocolates every month for an entire year. If you’re worried about getting fat just stick your fingers down your throat.

Spice up your life

admin — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 02:21:30 +0000

Why buy your Beef Jerky from the store when you can make your own? All you need is this spice and some ground beef, and you can start eating your own handmade jerky, as god intended.