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120 days of sodom

admin — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:46:02 +0000

Tired of the same old dirty mags and ‘romantic’ novels? Want something a little more imaginative – a little more edgy? In the late 1700s the Marquis de Sade wrote ‘120 days of Sodom’, a classic tale of debauched kinkiness set in a castle over the course of four months. A page-turner your grandparents almost certainly kept on the bedside table…

Testicle Self Exam Practice Form

admin — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:18:37 +0000

This fully scientific and accurate ball sack lets you feel what a tumor would feel like in real life to help you identify one sooner, it’s even pretty fun trying to find it. But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no sir. Not only does this scientific marvel act as a great stress reliever if you carry it around, it also offers you endless options for practical jokes – teabag that douche at work, mongolian goggle that hottie from the coffee shop or even blap the face off of a charity collector. Please send us pictures of whatever you end up doing with this thing…

Shake Weight

admin — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 19:07:02 +0000

Alright people, now is the time for you to take the initiative and own one of these legendary workout tools. The SNL parody clip was pretty good, and then South Park introduced us to the revolutionary cooling down system, but nothing comes close to owning one of these monsters. Shake that weight til you’re spent.

Clone-A-Willy Kit

admin — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:19:17 +0000

The Clone-a-willy set allows you to make a carbon (not carbon) copy of a particular penis into a vibrator so you’ll feel right at home. I’m not sure of the logistics of it all but make yourself a copy of your husbands, boyfriends or that hot guy in the marketing department who you can’t bring yourself to ask out. Alternatively, if you are a dude – try yourself out!

Borat Men’s Mankini

admin — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:48:16 +0000

With the summer approaching I can’t think of a better way to impress the ladies than by wearing this Borat mankini. If you really want to look the part grow a mustache as well. Sexytime!

Caligula on demand

admin — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:46:26 +0000

Caligula, 70s playboy film about sex and murder in Roman times available on digital download. If you think Helen Mirren’s hot now, 1. Call an ambulance, you’ve drunk way too much, 2. Check her out when she was actually hot – watch it now for $3.

Girls, Guns & Ropes, hardcover

admin — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:01:55 +0000

Photos of hot Texas girls with guns, knives and ropes? Naked legs wrapped seductively around an AK-47? Only a real-life gay or a massive pacifist wouldn’t want this.