Solution: The Archivists
Answer: MEMORY LOSS

Written by Andrew Hauge, Seth Mulhall, Jakob Weisblat, Patrick Xia

Answers used:

MATRIX SILVER SKI LIFT TRUE FORM FUNNY PAGES LEATHER COATS

This metapuzzle is about sets of related things.

Solvers are presented with a 3-dimensional room (a "mind palace", we thought of it while writing the puzzle), in which there are 18 objects arranged in a circle.
John F. Kennedy
Toy crab
Neon light
Red apple
Thomas Jefferson
Neptune
Fluorite crystal
Projector
2 toy fish
Banana
Quartz crystal
Helium balloon
Blueberry
Sacagawea
Talc powder
Saturn
Earth
Toy scales

Each object comes from a well-known set, and there are 3 objects from each set.

Well-known set Clued with Which ones appear in this puzzle
US CoinsPeople on themKennedy, Sacagawea, Jefferson
Noble gasesIndustrial usesNeon sign, balloon, projector
ColorsFruitsApple, banana, blueberry
PlanetsPlanetsNeptune, Saturn, Earth
Mohs ScaleRocksFluorite, Quartz, Talc
ZodiacToys2 fish, Crab, Scales
On the floor is a piece of paper reading "Sources Of Hints Can Always Help Toward Obvious Answers", i.e. SOH-CAH-TOA. This clues reading the first letters of each set. The puflantu words for each of the items in each set are as follows.
US Coins Noble gases Colors Planets Mohs Scale Zodiac
uqi (penny)cenuli (helium)pamono (red)hen'ogbi (Mercury (INNERMOST!-wanderer))amipu (talc)wegso (aries)
ne-uqi (nickel)onekuli (neon)emkixa (orange)olcogbi (Venus (pearl-wanderer))catipu (gypsum)olijo (taurus)
saqa-uqi (dime)liquli (argon)amelte (yellow)lahrogbi (Earth (penguin-wanderer))rupatipu (calcite)regdo (gemini)
avsaqta-uqi (quarter)olopuli (kryotpon)colbao (green)ihrogbi (Mars (blood-planet))oritipu (fluorite)dikiso (cancer)
feqiuta egite (half-dollar)ruyuli (xenon)honwze (blue)saqwnogbi (Jupiter (storm-wanderer))sokotipu (apatite)semzo (leo)
egite (dollar)setruli (radon)emewle (indigo)tavrogbi (Saturn (ring-wanderer))sizitipu (orthoclase)eyuvo (virgo)
siovqi (violet)ixnogbi (Uranus (tilt-wanderer))wtipu (quartz)amlo (libra)
cwrzogbi (Neptune (ice-wanderer))oyitipu (topaz)reqwco (scorpio)
rokotipu (corundum)cugaco (sagittarius)
dotipu (diamond)himlo (capricorn)
idivo (aquarius)
ipmeto (pisces)

These read off the titles of six puzzles in the hunt. We look at the answers of those puzzles, and we find that their lengths are the same.

SeriesPuzzle TitleAnswer
CoinsUnsafeMATRIX
Noble gasesColorsSILVER
ColorsPeachesSKI LIFT
PlanetsHolisticTRUE FORM
RocksA CrosswordFUNNY PAGES
ZodiacWord Search IILEATHER COATS

Now instead of taking the nth letter of each title for the nth element of each set, we take the nth element of the answer. For example, for the red apple, we take the first letter of SKI LIFT, getting S. Doing this for each answer, we get the following circle:

I
T
I
S
A
M
N
E
S
I
A
S
I
X
F
O
U
R

Reading in a circle, we get the clue phrase IT IS AMNESIA (SIX FOUR). This solves to our answer, MEMORY LOSS.


Author’s Notes

This puzzle started from the question "What do the aliens call Earthly things?". It was fun to brainstorm the different ways in which we could teach the different things through these various artifacts.

The panorama presentation idea came after the second testsolve thought the meta was a little uninteresting. We hope that it made the puzzle more exciting to solve.