function f_issue {
  echo "[$SCRIPT_COUNT] /etc/issue"

  local TEXT

  for f in /etc/issue /etc/issue.net /etc/motd; do
    TEXT="\\nBy accessing this system, you consent to the following conditions:
- This system is for authorized use only.
- Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be monitored.
- Communications using, or data stored on, this system are not private.
"
    echo -e "$TEXT" > $f
  done

  chmod a-x /etc/update-motd.d/*

  ((SCRIPT_COUNT++))
}