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Some interesting things are happening in the business tab of Google news. We decided to grab a few, pull a helpful automotive thought👩🎓 and make a joke🤡 for each. Enjoy!
Looking for your new signature scent? Elon Musk has you covered! His "Burnt Hair" perfume sold 10K bottles, grabbing a million dollars, just a few hours after launch. "The essence of repugnant desire" will start shipping in Q1 of 2023.
👩🎓Silly sells. Put on a weird hat and make a TikTok!
🤡Perfume is already kinda weird, "Oh look, I captured the ghost of a flower!" but now it's weird on purpose.
Folks visiting the happiest place on earth will get 9% less happiness for their buck. Disneyland tickets and going up again, along with some of the extras. Florida's Disney World tickets are unchanged, but things like preferred parking, line skipping, and food options have increased.
👩🎓Data shows people are cutting back on entertainment spending due to inflation. Disney is balancing fewer ticket sales with higher per-ticket-price and making it worth it by providing a flawless experience. Is anybody getting deja vu?
🤡Splash Mountain better be 9% more splashy and mountainous, or we ain't paying!
Y'all ever been jittery 30K feet in the air?! Delta Air Lines and Starbucks will get you there. A new partnership will allow customers to link their loyalty memberships for added benefits. Benefits include miles for dollars spent, bonus Starbucks Stars on the day of a flight, and a 500-mile, 150-Star bonus for linking accounts.
👩🎓 Delta found a way to make customers who may only fly twice a year think positively about their brand twice a week.
🤡 Anecdote time: One Christmas, I received a gift card to a restaurant I don't even like, but you better believe I was there the following weekend using those points. -Chris
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